1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:27,583 --> 00:00:30,750 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Heraklion. 4 00:00:30,917 --> 00:00:35,000 The local time is 3 am, and the temperature is 28 degrees Celsius. 5 00:00:35,208 --> 00:00:37,333 Please remain in your seats 6 00:00:37,417 --> 00:00:39,583 until the aircraft has come to a complete standstill 7 00:00:39,792 --> 00:00:42,417 and the captain has switched off the "fasten seat belt" sign. 8 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:44,625 Please take care when opening the overhead bins 9 00:00:44,833 --> 00:00:47,458 as items may have been dislodged during the flight. 10 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:49,750 We thank you for flying with us today 11 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:52,667 and look forward to seeing you again soon. 12 00:00:52,875 --> 00:00:55,250 Please check with ground staff for connecting flights 13 00:00:55,333 --> 00:00:57,542 or further travel to your final destination. 14 00:00:57,708 --> 00:01:03,417 Say uh, ah, Malia! 15 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:08,083 I'll tell you why I'm so tired. 16 00:01:08,542 --> 00:01:11,333 - That would be you, Em. - Why? 17 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,917 What do you mean, "why"? What about when she was booking the holiday? 18 00:01:13,958 --> 00:01:16,208 You did no work. All this "I'm exhausted." 19 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:18,833 I woke up to 20 messages from you. 20 00:01:18,958 --> 00:01:21,417 "We have to be there four hours before!" 21 00:01:21,542 --> 00:01:23,083 If it wasn't for me, would you be here? 22 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:24,417 Would you be here? 23 00:01:25,458 --> 00:01:28,958 Ah! We're in Malia, babe! Baby! 24 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:47,042 It's kinda cold. 25 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:51,333 I'm going in! Come on! 26 00:01:51,375 --> 00:01:53,875 Oh, she's in! She's in! She's in! 27 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,625 Oh! 28 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:57,208 I don't think we should do this. 29 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:59,042 I don't think it's supposed to be this cold. 30 00:01:59,083 --> 00:02:00,833 You'll get used to it. 31 00:02:04,542 --> 00:02:08,292 ♪ Oh my God, oh my God When I see you I should run 32 00:02:08,333 --> 00:02:12,292 ♪ I'm saying things I've never said Doing things I've never done 33 00:02:16,542 --> 00:02:18,833 I fucking love you guys. 34 00:02:18,917 --> 00:02:22,542 - I fucking love you guys! - Best holiday ever! 35 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,208 Oh, no, look at my fags! 36 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,042 Where? 37 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,333 I'll get them, I'll get them! 38 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:47,167 No! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 39 00:02:47,833 --> 00:02:49,458 I'm so sorry. 40 00:02:49,958 --> 00:02:51,417 It's so cold. 41 00:02:52,125 --> 00:02:53,375 What the fuck? 42 00:03:00,958 --> 00:03:04,042 MUM: GET THERE OK? XX 43 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:06,458 TARA: X 44 00:03:06,542 --> 00:03:08,125 Ah, fuck's sake! 45 00:03:08,333 --> 00:03:10,292 Set me a fag. Mine are fucked. 46 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:13,208 I swear my mum would've called on the plane if she could have. 47 00:03:13,292 --> 00:03:15,708 I'm not sure Mum's even clocked we've left. 48 00:03:17,667 --> 00:03:19,458 This is all we have between all of us? 49 00:03:19,625 --> 00:03:22,083 - Yeah, just one. - This is it to get dry? 50 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:26,208 - Guys, I'm fucking starving. - I swear you're always hungry. 51 00:03:26,833 --> 00:03:29,042 Why is the sea so cold? 52 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:32,083 You know we still got loads of time to kill? 53 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:34,208 Do you wanna get chips? 54 00:03:34,708 --> 00:03:36,625 - Yes, 100%. - Chips! Chips! Chips! 55 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:40,000 - I want a big fucking big portion. - Large! Large, large, extra-large. 56 00:03:41,292 --> 00:03:43,333 Oh, excuse me. 57 00:03:43,667 --> 00:03:45,208 Sorry, um... 58 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:47,917 I was just wondering if maybe we could have a room with, like, a... 59 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:49,125 like, a pool view? 60 00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:51,750 Pool view? No, no, no. 61 00:03:52,292 --> 00:03:54,750 All gone. I'm sorry. 62 00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:56,625 OK. Um... 63 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,083 I tried. Apparently, they're all gone. 64 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,833 Hi! 65 00:04:03,792 --> 00:04:05,792 - Hi. - Um, my name's Tara. 66 00:04:05,917 --> 00:04:07,458 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 67 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:10,125 Um, so, the thing is... I just spat, sorry. 68 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,250 Um, the thing is, we're going to need pool view, 69 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:16,208 because... see our friend Skye there? 70 00:04:16,417 --> 00:04:18,125 She can't swim very well, 71 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:20,708 so we need to, like, keep eyes on her at all times. 72 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:23,250 - Like, we have to see her. - We can be lifeguards. 73 00:04:23,292 --> 00:04:25,208 We can just dive in if anything happens. 74 00:04:25,250 --> 00:04:27,333 We're excellent swimmers, like, really good. 75 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:29,833 - Save you guys the trouble. - I actually swim for the county. 76 00:04:29,958 --> 00:04:31,917 We were hoping we could use this holiday 77 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,375 to help teach her... 78 00:04:33,417 --> 00:04:34,750 to doggy-paddle. 79 00:04:34,792 --> 00:04:36,917 - All right, all right. - Thanks. 80 00:04:45,417 --> 00:04:49,542 Oh, my God! This is insane! 81 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:51,042 Oh, my God! 82 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:52,458 Look at this swan! 83 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,917 - I fucking love the curtains. - He left us swans. 84 00:04:55,125 --> 00:04:57,583 - Taz... - Oh, babe, stunning! 85 00:04:58,042 --> 00:05:00,500 Outfit number one sorted! Outfit number... 86 00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:04,917 Oh, there's butterflies everywhere as well! 87 00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:07,458 Um... Skye! What are you doing? 88 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,208 What are you doing? 89 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:12,750 - Deep-fried fags. - You're a nutter! 90 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:15,333 - But I will have one, thank you. OK. - They are already dry. 91 00:05:15,458 --> 00:05:17,875 - We got our own fridge! - Fucking luxury. 92 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:21,250 This room is huge! Like, a whole room. 93 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:22,958 Where? Let's see. 94 00:05:23,625 --> 00:05:26,000 Ey! Pool view! 95 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,708 Let me see! 96 00:05:29,792 --> 00:05:33,292 Best view I've ever seen in my life! Whoo! 97 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:43,458 Ooh! Whoo! 98 00:05:44,042 --> 00:05:46,125 Sorry about that, but I needed my doughnut. 99 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:47,625 Breakfast! 100 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:49,583 Breakfast! 101 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,375 And... breakfast! 102 00:05:51,583 --> 00:05:52,833 Dinner one! 103 00:05:53,792 --> 00:05:55,708 - Shit! Sorry. - Can you not? 104 00:05:56,375 --> 00:05:59,208 Oi, whoever gets laid the most wins this. 105 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:01,042 Apple punch for sex? 106 00:06:01,167 --> 00:06:02,833 - No. No, no, no. - Actually... 107 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:05,333 This. 108 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:08,167 Titty glasses. 109 00:06:08,833 --> 00:06:11,208 What do we get if we're sick the most? 110 00:06:11,292 --> 00:06:12,625 Um, nothing, 111 00:06:12,958 --> 00:06:15,333 because we're not going to plan for that, you nutter. 112 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,958 All right. All right. 113 00:06:17,042 --> 00:06:18,833 Bonus prize. 114 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:20,417 Party girl! 115 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:24,542 Guys, I've been thinking, 116 00:06:25,042 --> 00:06:27,833 whoever's getting laid the most, they should kinda get the main room. 117 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,208 Yeah. 118 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:30,750 And everyone else 119 00:06:31,542 --> 00:06:33,625 just kinda sleep where they land. 120 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:37,625 Me, I'm going to be refraining from sleep this holiday. 121 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:40,125 Don't lie! You're going to be, like, asleep in the club. 122 00:06:41,417 --> 00:06:43,125 Oi, you look beaut! 123 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:45,833 Come here, try this. 124 00:06:51,083 --> 00:06:53,417 You should just go out like that. 125 00:06:53,875 --> 00:06:55,667 Like this? 126 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:03,292 You look banging no matter what you wear. 127 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:04,958 Can I borrow some of that lip gloss? 128 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,750 Yeah, let me do it for you. 129 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:15,292 Look at you. 130 00:07:15,417 --> 00:07:17,958 If you don't get laid on this holiday then you never will. 131 00:07:18,083 --> 00:07:20,750 No, I can't die a virgin! 132 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,417 HOW TO HAVE SEX 133 00:07:34,792 --> 00:07:36,375 69! 134 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:38,208 Fuck! 135 00:07:42,625 --> 00:07:44,333 Wait, wait, wait, we're not ready. 136 00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:47,000 Oi! Oi! 137 00:07:48,917 --> 00:07:50,500 Whereabouts you all from? 138 00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:52,292 We don't have any change. 139 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:55,792 What, am I homeless or something? 140 00:07:58,208 --> 00:08:00,000 ♪ Call me 141 00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:03,333 ♪ Call me by my name 142 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:07,958 ♪ Or call me by my number 143 00:08:08,167 --> 00:08:10,375 ♪ You put me through it 144 00:08:10,417 --> 00:08:14,125 ♪ I'll still be doing it the way I do it 145 00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:18,667 ♪ And yet, you try to make me forget 146 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:22,083 ♪ Who I really am 147 00:08:24,917 --> 00:08:28,208 ♪ I am the one and only 148 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,458 ♪ ...all this time 149 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:33,458 ♪ I've tried to walk with dignity... ♪ 150 00:08:33,625 --> 00:08:34,667 Oh, my God! 151 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:38,292 Not like that! Give it here! 152 00:08:38,625 --> 00:08:40,208 Oh, oh. 153 00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:42,833 - I'm too thirsty. Hmm. - Tara. 154 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:46,000 I'm going to be sick. 155 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:49,500 Night one in the Big Brother house, Em is sick. 156 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:53,333 Fuck! She's actually going to be sick. 157 00:08:53,458 --> 00:08:55,333 Hold the microphone. 158 00:08:59,917 --> 00:09:03,500 ♪ I am the one and only ♪ 159 00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:05,417 Can we have three more shots, please? 160 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:09,417 I love you, Taz. 161 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:11,083 I love you, too. 162 00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:16,292 Besties for life, yeah? 163 00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:18,917 I've just been to the bar and got shots. 164 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,667 Check it out. 165 00:09:20,875 --> 00:09:22,417 No, no, no. 166 00:09:22,542 --> 00:09:23,667 Yes! 167 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:49,833 Oi, what happens if I fail every exam? 168 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,167 Fuck school! Let's all just find jobs together. 169 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:53,750 Oi. 170 00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:56,208 You're fucking smart. 171 00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:58,917 I'm actually going to fail. 172 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,458 Taz, even if you failed everything, 173 00:10:01,833 --> 00:10:03,583 you could talk your way in. 174 00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:06,292 - Tara! - I need a wee. 175 00:10:06,417 --> 00:10:09,417 Chips are technically vegetables, aren't they? 176 00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:12,583 Skye, is it my night to throw up yet? 177 00:10:12,708 --> 00:10:15,208 You already threw up. 178 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,917 Don't laugh at me! 179 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,042 Tara! 180 00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:29,125 What happens if I go to this good school 181 00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:31,750 and then no one even likes me when I get there? 182 00:10:31,792 --> 00:10:34,833 Oh, Em, that's silly. Don't think like that. 183 00:10:34,958 --> 00:10:36,208 No one likes you anyway. 184 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:38,458 Why do you think we ended up with you? 185 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:44,250 - I'm joking. - Here come on babe! Babe, babe! Babe! 186 00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:46,292 It's, like, a win-win situation. 187 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:49,208 Either you fail and you stay with us wasters, 188 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:51,167 - or... - I don't wanna fail! 189 00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:52,917 Or you get in and then you're really rich 190 00:10:52,958 --> 00:10:54,792 and you can bring us on holiday every year. 191 00:10:54,917 --> 00:10:56,083 Vets aren't rich. 192 00:10:56,167 --> 00:10:58,083 They don't have loads and loads of money. 193 00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:02,042 Yeah, but you're just, like, really smart. You always have been. 194 00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:05,042 I can't even do a backflip. 195 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:09,208 Thing is, I don't know what I wanna do. 196 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,542 - I think... - I wanna do a backflip. 197 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:14,958 I think maybe I'll just do business, 'cause everything is business now. 198 00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:17,083 Every day, like, just all the time. 199 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:18,958 We got to go into business together. 200 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,417 I heard that as well. 201 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:23,375 Oh, my God! These cheesy chips, man! 202 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,917 - What? - Ow! 203 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:29,042 Oi, I am actually going to open my own restaurant 204 00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:30,875 and just serve cheesy chips. 205 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:35,375 Oi, you can come and work for me while Em fucks off to finish school. 206 00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:39,667 I'll come. I'll go every single day. 207 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:41,417 - I think... - I'll come three times. 208 00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:43,292 - I think we should... - Breakfast and dinner. 209 00:11:43,417 --> 00:11:45,292 I think we should go to bed now. 210 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:48,125 All I need to do to go to good school 211 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,125 is if I get lots of As. Say As in... 212 00:11:51,292 --> 00:11:52,917 Em! 213 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:56,833 - Shut up! You're stressing me out. - Oi! The thing is, though... 214 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,792 - ...is that... - I'll hold it in that hand. 215 00:12:01,042 --> 00:12:03,500 ...is that you two are actually my best mates. 216 00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:07,583 - Gang, gang, gang. - Gang, gang, gang. 217 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:49,000 All right? I'm Paige. Nice to meet you, ladies. 218 00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:51,292 - My name's Paddy. - Nice to meet you. 219 00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:04,167 Whoo! 220 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,000 Oi, I thought you left me for dead with this clown. 221 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:08,875 Oi, I thought you left me for dead with this clown. Oi! 222 00:14:09,792 --> 00:14:11,125 You know, I love youse a lot, 223 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,250 but none of us are going to get laid if we just hang out with each other. 224 00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:15,917 Last night was a disaster. 225 00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:17,083 Come on, then. 226 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,167 Everyone in the entire hotel must be having a shower right now. 227 00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:27,458 Oi, Taz, you should wear this. You'd look so sexy in it. 228 00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,292 Don't you think, Em? 229 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,792 I don't know, looks mad uncomfortable to me. 230 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,500 Skye, is this yours? 231 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,375 - Yeah, why? - Can I borrow it? 232 00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:40,875 Do you know what you're doing with it? 233 00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:43,167 - Yeah, it's just... - Come on, I'll show you. 234 00:14:56,667 --> 00:15:00,042 No my, my robot is actually sick, though. 235 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,000 Oh, my God! 236 00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:04,958 You look insane! What the fuck? 237 00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:08,500 Yeah, OK, I kinda get, you look incredible. 238 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,500 - Ah, she's ready to go out! - Whoo! 239 00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:43,542 Yo! 240 00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:45,833 Sexy! 241 00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:50,625 Oi, smoke show! 242 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,458 I know you can hear me. I can see you smiling. 243 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:09,208 You lot going out later? 244 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,792 You should come round here for pres. 245 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,333 Yeah, I can ask the girls. 246 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:20,625 Fucking hell! Talk about selective hearing. 247 00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:24,125 What's your name? 248 00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:25,792 Tara. 249 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,667 That's a nice name, innit? 250 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:29,875 I'm Badger. 251 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,875 That's a bit of a weird name, innit? 252 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,917 It's my nickname. 253 00:16:37,917 --> 00:16:39,000 Who's this? 254 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,125 Romeo, Romeo, where is you? Yeah. 255 00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:45,458 Room 341, yeah? 256 00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:47,583 All right, easy, Tiger. 257 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,292 We only just met. 258 00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:55,792 - Oi, no, what the fuck is that? - What? 259 00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:57,417 Ohh...! 260 00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:58,833 - Who's done that? - I did it. 261 00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:01,875 They're fucking ridiculous, like two massive slugs on your face. 262 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,667 Wait, how old do you think they are, though? 263 00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:08,125 Oi, guys, remember your phone and keys and money. 264 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:11,250 I think, maybe, like, 19, 21. 265 00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,875 Yeah, so, what are we going to say? We're, like, 18? 266 00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:16,458 You guys just going to fall in love and leave me to it again? 267 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,958 I think, like, 18, just finished college, yeah? 268 00:17:19,292 --> 00:17:21,958 - Yeah, obviously I drive a BMW. - Ha! You wish! 269 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,833 - All right, come on, Taz! - I think I'm doing a degree 270 00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:26,625 to be the next Prime Minister. 271 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:29,625 Bro, if you can tell me who the current Prime Minister is, 272 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,958 then I'll consider you taking his job, yeah? 273 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,250 Go on. 274 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:35,833 All right, for fuck's sake, just come on! Shut up! 275 00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:37,583 Does this actually look all right? 276 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,042 - Mad uncomfortable, innit? - Yeah. 277 00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,167 You look fit as fuck, though! 278 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,500 - So do you, mate. - Quick. 279 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:49,292 - Taz, your phone, I said! - Yeah, give it, then. 280 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:50,792 - I need my bag. - Keys! 281 00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:53,208 Taz, you have got to sort those eyebrows out. 282 00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,250 Paddy, your go. 283 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,375 Nah, it's Paige's go. 284 00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:01,417 Never have I ever crashed a quad into a parked car. 285 00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:04,042 Badger this morning still pissed out his head. 286 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,000 I'm usually a sick driver. 287 00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,292 I fucking drive vans for a living. It's me job. 288 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,458 You don't crash them into parked cars at work, though, do you? 289 00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:15,583 Never have I ever had a threesome. 290 00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:26,500 - Get shots out. - Yeah, let's get some shots. 291 00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:28,167 There's one. 292 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:33,042 - Cheers. - Cheers. 293 00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:03,875 Spin, spin. Faster, faster, faster, go on. 294 00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:06,417 Three, two, one... 295 00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:07,958 Stop! Stop! 296 00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:11,542 Oi, no, spillage is lickage, it's fine. 297 00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:14,000 - Go on, Em! - That is disgusting. 298 00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,917 What you doing? 299 00:19:16,042 --> 00:19:17,292 - No, no, no, no... - Yeah! 300 00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:18,750 I saw that. That was cheating. 301 00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:23,208 Do you know where the vet's are? 'Cause I got two swans that are sick. 302 00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:34,042 Never have I ever had sex. 303 00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:36,667 Fucking hell! Come off it, we're not 12. 304 00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:42,708 Never have I ever slept with two birds in one night. 305 00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:45,417 I'm not drinking that 'cause I'm a fucking saint. 306 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:48,167 - Oi. - Chill out. 307 00:19:48,292 --> 00:19:50,250 What happens on holiday stays on holiday! 308 00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:56,333 - What are you doing? - I was only joking, babe. 309 00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,208 I wasn't going to call you out, obviously. 310 00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,375 Yeah, sure! 311 00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:01,875 No one cares if you're a virgin, it's very chill. 312 00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:04,417 So, why are you bringing it up, then? 313 00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:07,292 'Cause it's funny. 314 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,917 It's not funny. 315 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,208 Skye, it's not funny. 316 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,833 Got a drink? 317 00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:16,750 Paddy is fit, though! 318 00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:18,833 You should try it with him. 319 00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:20,875 Or I might. 320 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,042 Oh! 321 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:26,583 Oi! 322 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,000 Whoo! 323 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:48,167 Oi, matchy-matchy, night bossman. 324 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,417 Top graft on these lot, they're about as cool as your sister. 325 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:54,250 Chill out, mush, we're on holiday! 326 00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:55,292 What's the matter? 327 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,167 Did you hear? They're talking about us. 328 00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:59,125 We need to, like, not let on our age at all. 329 00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,667 - To them. - Yeah. 330 00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:03,333 Ooh, I miss my BMW so much! 331 00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,250 Subtle! 332 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,750 Listen. Listen. 333 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,667 Do you think Paige is gay? 334 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,583 Are you joking? 335 00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:14,708 - J... I don't know. - Are you joking? 336 00:21:14,792 --> 00:21:16,708 - Are you telling a joke? - Let's hope she's gay. 337 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,125 Of course she's gay. 338 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:20,542 Oooh! 339 00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:24,208 I saved that! 340 00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:27,208 - Tipped it straight over. - Don't lie. That went right in. 341 00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:29,792 - Fuck off! - That's cheating. 342 00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:32,208 - Right, come on. - Look at you sat down. 343 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,708 - Come on. - No! 344 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:34,875 What the fuck! 345 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,208 Let's go. 346 00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:47,167 Come on, get it down you. 347 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,583 Come on Badger. 348 00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,958 Uh, ah, Malia! 349 00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:21,750 Oi! Paddy! Move. 350 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,500 I'm in a bad way! 351 00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:40,875 ...two, three! 352 00:22:43,292 --> 00:22:44,917 Feeling any better? 353 00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:47,167 No. 354 00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:49,500 I think I can help. 355 00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,083 Um... 356 00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:54,000 So, I sold my hoover the other day, yeah? 357 00:22:54,292 --> 00:22:55,292 Yeah. 358 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:58,042 'Cause all it was doing was collecting dust. 359 00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:05,417 Think! I got more, I got more. 360 00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:10,750 What is the difference between a plum and a rabbit? 361 00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:13,792 I don't know. 362 00:23:15,917 --> 00:23:17,625 One is purple, and one isn't... 363 00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:19,958 - Oh, wait! No, I got it wrong. - Oh! 364 00:23:20,125 --> 00:23:22,042 I got it wrong. 365 00:23:22,917 --> 00:23:24,583 No, no, no... 366 00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:26,417 - - You're good. 367 00:23:26,542 --> 00:23:28,958 I don't think you've got anything else left, to be honest. 368 00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:38,333 Why... Why do you never see pigs hiding in trees? 369 00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:42,958 'Cause they're pretty good at it. 370 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,458 Oi, what's that? 371 00:24:30,625 --> 00:24:33,667 Nah! Nah...! You little cheating bastard. 372 00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:37,375 No, that's a classic one. I'm going, I'm going. 373 00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:42,750 Shh... 374 00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:56,792 Nah. 375 00:24:57,625 --> 00:24:58,958 Bedtime. 376 00:25:27,417 --> 00:25:30,208 Come on, girls. Up you get, you beautiful lot. 377 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:32,667 Buses for Crush in five. Let's go. 378 00:25:32,708 --> 00:25:34,583 Oi! Hurry up! Crush is happening! 379 00:25:34,792 --> 00:25:35,875 Let's go! 380 00:25:35,917 --> 00:25:38,083 See you at gate in five! 381 00:25:38,375 --> 00:25:39,667 No. 382 00:25:39,792 --> 00:25:41,625 Surely, we have more than five minutes, no? 383 00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,667 Why are we doing this to ourselves? 384 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:46,333 No, if it's started, we got to get a move on. 385 00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:48,625 We can be a bit late. 386 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,042 Oh, my God. 387 00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:55,042 - Come on. - Look at the state of him. 388 00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:03,917 See you in a bit, yeah? Come Badger. 389 00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:08,125 I didn't bring any. 390 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,042 Oi! Put this on. 391 00:26:11,542 --> 00:26:13,167 What did he just say? 392 00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:15,083 He's so fit. 393 00:26:18,167 --> 00:26:19,750 Everything hurts. 394 00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:23,583 I think that with this... 395 00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:26,292 - Skye, how does this work? - Underneath. 396 00:26:26,417 --> 00:26:28,208 You need to cover your bits. 397 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:33,750 I swear to God, you guys need to get some life! 398 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:38,333 The only way through this for me is with another drink. 399 00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:41,208 - No! - What's that called? Dog of hair? 400 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,208 - Dog of hair! - Hair of dog. 401 00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:46,208 - That's a thing. - Yeah, my mum does it all the time. 402 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,042 See? It's proper. 403 00:26:48,167 --> 00:26:50,417 I'm not fucking dressing you. I'm not your mum. 404 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,417 - Thanks, mum. - Where's the hair straighteners? 405 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:55,083 No, wait, Skye, I need something else on with it. 406 00:26:55,208 --> 00:26:56,833 - What? What? - It's see-through. 407 00:26:56,958 --> 00:26:58,208 It's not that see-through! 408 00:26:58,333 --> 00:27:00,917 In the water it will be. I thought this is a pool party. 409 00:27:01,167 --> 00:27:04,000 Right come on orange! Come on, that's it. 410 00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:07,375 Come on, girls! Let's get it down you! 411 00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:09,625 Use those double-Ds! 412 00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:12,333 How are they not choking on that? 413 00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:16,500 That's it, girls! Double-Ds, babes! 414 00:27:17,292 --> 00:27:18,917 We have a winner! Well done, babes. 415 00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:20,667 Well done Sir, that's fantastic. 416 00:27:20,958 --> 00:27:22,250 One more girl! Anyone! 417 00:27:23,167 --> 00:27:25,750 - Taz! Taz! - No, Skye. 418 00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:27,250 We've got one here! Taz! 419 00:27:29,042 --> 00:27:30,583 In the green, yeah? Come on! 420 00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:33,375 Come on, baby girl, you got this one, you got this! 421 00:27:33,458 --> 00:27:36,625 One brave boy to play the game. 422 00:27:36,833 --> 00:27:39,292 Hey, here we go. Look at him, he's eager. 423 00:27:39,417 --> 00:27:41,208 - You all right, bruv? Ready? - Yeah. Yeah. 424 00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:43,208 Right, up there you pop. Go on, son. 425 00:27:43,417 --> 00:27:45,875 Go on, Taz. Whoo! 426 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:48,167 - Oh! - Hello, little flower. 427 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:49,375 How are you? 428 00:27:49,458 --> 00:27:50,583 - You okay? - Yeah. 429 00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:52,875 - Who've we got? - I'm Tara. 430 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,250 Hello, Tara! 431 00:27:54,417 --> 00:27:55,958 You know what this kind of game is? 432 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,625 - I guess so. - It's a bit naughty. Are you sure? 433 00:27:58,667 --> 00:28:01,208 All right, he's got a big fake willy, that looks like a beer, 434 00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:02,875 and you're going to drink it. 435 00:28:03,042 --> 00:28:04,167 Right, ready? 436 00:28:04,208 --> 00:28:07,375 Beer in the mouth, blowjob-style. Let's go, let's go, let's go! 437 00:28:08,292 --> 00:28:11,708 That's it, that's it! Go on, get back in there! 438 00:28:12,167 --> 00:28:13,583 That's it! Not in her eyes. 439 00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:17,417 That's it. More, more, more, more. Go on, keep going. Push it. Push it! 440 00:28:17,667 --> 00:28:20,583 Put your back into it, mate. That's it, that's it, that's it! 441 00:28:20,792 --> 00:28:22,250 Keep going, keep going! 442 00:28:22,375 --> 00:28:24,917 Get in there! That's it, that's it, that's it! 443 00:28:25,083 --> 00:28:28,083 Come on, open your mouth more, Jesus Christ! 444 00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:30,250 No boy's going to be happy with you! 445 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:31,833 Christ! 446 00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:33,375 Tragic. I love you though. 447 00:28:33,708 --> 00:28:35,667 Yeah, I'm not good at that game. 448 00:28:35,792 --> 00:28:37,417 I dunno, you look pretty good to me. 449 00:28:37,542 --> 00:28:39,917 - Come on, guys! All right! - Another one? 450 00:28:40,042 --> 00:28:41,625 - That's enough. - That's enough. 451 00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:43,083 Off, off! You lost. 452 00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:45,417 You lost, girl! 453 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:47,333 You can cuddle in your own time. 454 00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:50,000 - Right, we need another boy! - One more boy, please. 455 00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:54,000 Come on! 456 00:28:55,708 --> 00:28:57,500 You had a good time, yeah? 457 00:28:57,625 --> 00:29:00,542 Let me see those hands up! Yeah? 458 00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:03,208 If you've got a drink in your hands, down it! 459 00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:06,042 Go! Now! Go, go, go! Down it! 460 00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:07,292 Beautiful, I like that. 461 00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:11,250 Who else is fucked? 462 00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,958 Where are you? 463 00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:24,000 Wait, it's fine. 464 00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:27,708 It's still fine. It still works. 465 00:29:32,042 --> 00:29:33,750 No, no! Stop it! 466 00:29:35,458 --> 00:29:36,792 Aah, get off me. 467 00:29:37,917 --> 00:29:40,333 Don't you think he's kinda fit, yeah? 468 00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:45,792 I mean, he's a complete clown, no? 469 00:29:47,792 --> 00:29:50,125 No, but a sexy clown. 470 00:29:50,417 --> 00:29:52,792 Come on, I think he's proper jokes. 471 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:55,417 Nah, he's butters. 472 00:29:57,542 --> 00:29:59,042 You can do much better. 473 00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:03,042 Come on. 474 00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:38,083 Taz! 475 00:31:01,958 --> 00:31:04,083 Yes, Malia! Yes! 476 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:08,167 What you telling me, guys, you had a good night, yeah? 477 00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:11,792 We're about to get you lot so fucking horny. 478 00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:13,250 So fucking ready! 479 00:31:13,542 --> 00:31:14,625 Let's have it. 480 00:31:14,667 --> 00:31:16,583 Let's fucking have it Malia! Come one guys. 481 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,250 Sorry, I just stepped on you. 482 00:31:18,292 --> 00:31:19,750 We're drunk. We're fucking drunk. 483 00:31:19,833 --> 00:31:22,292 OK, we're going to play a game. We're going to play a last game. 484 00:31:22,333 --> 00:31:23,583 Final game of the night, yeah? 485 00:31:23,625 --> 00:31:25,125 - It's a mad one. - It's a big one. 486 00:31:25,167 --> 00:31:26,833 You got to give it your all, okay? What do we need? 487 00:31:26,875 --> 00:31:28,750 - You going to do it? - If you do it with me. 488 00:31:28,792 --> 00:31:29,875 Yeah, OK. 489 00:31:31,292 --> 00:31:32,833 OK, let's do this... 490 00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:35,250 Come on. 491 00:31:35,417 --> 00:31:36,708 One more, right? 492 00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:39,083 Final! It's the fucking final, guys. 493 00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:42,250 Get your game faces on. Stretch it out! Ready? 494 00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:44,542 We need two boys up on this stage now. 495 00:31:44,583 --> 00:31:45,667 Get me two boys! 496 00:31:45,708 --> 00:31:48,208 - Who've we got? Hands up! - So many hands! 497 00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:50,500 I can't hear you. 498 00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:51,667 Who's wants it? 499 00:31:51,792 --> 00:31:53,208 Oi, oi, look who it is. 500 00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:56,292 Yes, let's have our loser from earlier back, come on, in the blue. 501 00:31:56,417 --> 00:31:58,542 Let's get you up. Prove yourself this time. 502 00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:01,667 Let's go! 503 00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:05,958 Yeah! 504 00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:08,458 - Who we got here? - Up you get, up you get, up you get! 505 00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:09,583 Badger. 506 00:32:10,083 --> 00:32:11,458 Badger! 507 00:32:12,458 --> 00:32:14,417 Over here we got Badger! 508 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:18,167 Badger! Badger! Badger! 509 00:32:18,292 --> 00:32:19,917 What's your name, boy? 510 00:32:20,042 --> 00:32:21,917 My name's Tom and I'm from fucking London! 511 00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:23,750 Tom from fucking London, yeah! 512 00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:25,125 We love a Londoner! 513 00:32:27,625 --> 00:32:30,208 Oi! Now, listen up, the game we are playing 514 00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:35,167 is these two lovely boys have got to get fucking hard, all right? 515 00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:38,750 - We need some girls! - We need some fucking girls. 516 00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:47,458 - Come on... - Oh, no. 517 00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:50,333 Oh, this one's a lucky boy, eh? 518 00:32:50,917 --> 00:32:53,833 Three girls over here. That's it, over here! That's it. 519 00:32:53,958 --> 00:32:56,500 That is amazing technique. How are you not hard? 520 00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:59,833 Ooh, Jesus Christ, she's gagging. 521 00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:02,417 Come on, Badger, go to your happy place, mate. 522 00:33:02,542 --> 00:33:04,583 Go on, girls! That's it! 523 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,917 That's it! Oh, my God! 524 00:33:07,042 --> 00:33:10,250 Yeah! My fucking boy! 525 00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:15,000 Let's go, darling. Go on, deep-throat him. 526 00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:17,333 Yes! Yes! 527 00:33:17,667 --> 00:33:19,750 What are we saying? What are we fucking saying? 528 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,375 Yes, yes, yes! He's hard! Badger is hard! 529 00:33:38,875 --> 00:33:39,875 Oh. 530 00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:03,250 Skye? 531 00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:06,125 Yeah. 532 00:34:06,833 --> 00:34:08,667 Is that bed free yet? 533 00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:16,625 Yeah, mate. 534 00:34:17,042 --> 00:34:18,500 Go on. 535 00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:20,542 And take the pan with you, innit? 536 00:34:23,958 --> 00:34:25,500 Oh fuck! 537 00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,167 Thanks. 538 00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:38,417 Yo! 539 00:34:38,542 --> 00:34:41,750 You've got a big smirk on your face. Have you got something to tell us? 540 00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:42,958 Go on! 541 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,333 Go on, get in there! He just got a second. 542 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,792 Shh! 543 00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:48,375 Please, Badger. 544 00:34:48,542 --> 00:34:51,083 I wondered when youse lot would surface. 545 00:34:51,208 --> 00:34:52,583 Morning. 546 00:34:55,917 --> 00:34:57,625 Not feeling too good, lass? 547 00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:00,875 Get some brekkie down ya, round two starting soon. 548 00:35:02,125 --> 00:35:04,375 Fucking hell, you're really in for the worst, aren't you? 549 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:07,708 I thought you southern fairies knew how to party, you fucking jokers. 550 00:35:08,083 --> 00:35:10,458 Don't feel very jokes right now. 551 00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:22,625 Gorgeous, pet! 552 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,375 Fuck! 553 00:35:29,667 --> 00:35:31,708 Why so early? 554 00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:34,625 I don't remember anything at all. 555 00:35:36,375 --> 00:35:37,917 Is Taz at theirs? 556 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,458 Must be. 557 00:35:44,125 --> 00:35:45,250 Hm. 558 00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:56,250 Eating's cheating, babe. 559 00:35:58,125 --> 00:35:59,750 Oh, my God, please stop. 560 00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:01,792 You're going to make me sick again. 561 00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:04,458 What, you want some? 562 00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:09,500 Oi, do us a favour and wake Tara up. 563 00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:11,542 Me and her have got some unfinished business. 564 00:36:11,708 --> 00:36:14,833 We all know how you finish your business now, Badger. 565 00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:17,333 You lot up for pool? 566 00:36:18,250 --> 00:36:19,917 - Yeah. - Em? 567 00:36:20,417 --> 00:36:22,208 - Yeah. - Worst bit is, yeah, 568 00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:23,583 I've got no memory of it. 569 00:36:24,417 --> 00:36:27,333 Probably the greatest thing to ever happen to me in my whole entire life. 570 00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:28,792 No memory. 571 00:36:29,542 --> 00:36:31,250 That was the best thing? 572 00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:33,375 Hopefully, them girls feel the same. 573 00:36:33,417 --> 00:36:35,125 Yeah, I hope they don't remember it either. 574 00:36:36,125 --> 00:36:38,375 Your life sounds proper shit. 575 00:36:39,167 --> 00:36:40,375 Rinsed. 576 00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,333 Oi! Last night were crazy, you know? 577 00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:44,417 Taz, come out here! Mush! 578 00:36:44,458 --> 00:36:46,917 Stop screaming, you lunatic. 579 00:36:47,542 --> 00:36:49,292 Well, if you won't get her out here... 580 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,208 She's with you, no? 581 00:36:52,292 --> 00:36:53,833 Yeah! Ain't she at yours? 582 00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:55,667 No, why would she be here? 583 00:36:56,458 --> 00:36:58,042 Well, she came back with you. 584 00:36:58,833 --> 00:37:00,625 She not at yours? 585 00:37:01,208 --> 00:37:03,958 He's joking about. Just bring her out. 586 00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:06,333 On my Mum's life, I'm not joking. 587 00:37:11,292 --> 00:37:12,667 Check your phone. 588 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,125 She would've said something. 589 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:19,500 This is typical Tara behaviour. 590 00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:21,750 She's always on one. 591 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:27,750 See, last seen in the apartment, now. 592 00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:35,208 Damn! 593 00:37:35,542 --> 00:37:37,208 I guess girl got laid. 594 00:37:41,417 --> 00:37:43,958 What she doing leaving her phone here? 595 00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:47,750 - Why are you being weird? - I'm not. 596 00:37:50,625 --> 00:37:53,708 - Oi, just look proper, yeah? - Yeah, check. 597 00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:55,542 Mate, I'd know if she came here. 598 00:37:55,792 --> 00:37:57,583 She's definitely still on it. 599 00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:08,750 I don't like it. 600 00:38:09,375 --> 00:38:10,792 Just chill out. 601 00:38:12,417 --> 00:38:15,792 It's nothing major, is it? Just fucking stop panicking. 602 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,042 Should have moved quicker, bro. 603 00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:21,208 Don't you get jealous, you. It doesn't suit you. 604 00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:26,958 What are you trying to get at? 605 00:38:30,542 --> 00:38:31,958 Where is she, then? 606 00:38:32,208 --> 00:38:34,208 - You chat shit. - I don't know. 607 00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:38,000 I can't just sit here. I'm going to talk to reception, okay? 608 00:38:45,667 --> 00:38:47,417 See you down the pool, yeah? 609 00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:49,208 Come on, boys, let's go. 610 00:38:49,792 --> 00:38:51,167 Badger, you coming? 611 00:38:58,333 --> 00:38:59,667 Oi! 612 00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:10,417 Do you want to come and chill here? 613 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:40,292 I'm so proud of Tara, man. 614 00:39:43,625 --> 00:39:44,958 Proud? 615 00:39:48,917 --> 00:39:50,875 I bet she's finally... 616 00:39:55,208 --> 00:39:57,125 She's wanted to for so long. 617 00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:02,083 What are you on about? 618 00:40:07,125 --> 00:40:09,167 She's a massive virgin, mate. 619 00:40:23,875 --> 00:40:25,583 Do you think she's all right? 620 00:40:27,167 --> 00:40:29,417 Mate, she's having the time of her life. 621 00:40:37,042 --> 00:40:38,625 Are you jealous? 622 00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:43,042 No, it's... it's not that, it's just... 623 00:40:47,750 --> 00:40:49,917 Well, we could go looking for her. 624 00:40:51,125 --> 00:40:53,000 Yeah, maybe that's a good idea. 625 00:41:13,917 --> 00:41:15,667 Ho, ho, this one's a lucky boy, eh? 626 00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:19,292 Let's go darling! 627 00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:20,750 Go on, deep throat him. 628 00:41:21,667 --> 00:41:23,042 Jesus Christ, she's gagging. 629 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:26,958 Hi darling. 630 00:41:48,542 --> 00:41:49,958 All right, you? 631 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,625 - Paddy! - What are you doing? 632 00:41:51,667 --> 00:41:53,917 Um... not going home. 633 00:41:54,417 --> 00:41:56,542 Is it past your bedtime already? 634 00:41:57,542 --> 00:41:59,083 Where's everyone else? 635 00:41:59,833 --> 00:42:01,375 Still going, I think. 636 00:42:01,417 --> 00:42:03,917 Yeah? Oh, come on, you can't go to bed. 637 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,417 Me and you are always last ones standing. 638 00:42:06,792 --> 00:42:09,042 You're not going leave me on my own, are you? 639 00:42:11,458 --> 00:42:12,875 We go to beach? 640 00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:17,083 Come on! I know you want to. 641 00:42:18,208 --> 00:42:19,875 Come on! 642 00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:28,250 - Sit there. - Here? 643 00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:35,917 You don't fancy the strip, then, no? 644 00:42:35,958 --> 00:42:37,917 - No. - Why? 645 00:42:38,875 --> 00:42:40,417 I don't know. 646 00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:45,667 Don't you think it's mad how, like, 647 00:42:46,417 --> 00:42:48,333 sand just gets everywhere? 648 00:42:48,875 --> 00:42:50,375 No, we're on a beach. 649 00:42:51,833 --> 00:42:53,292 What are you on about? 650 00:42:53,333 --> 00:42:56,500 Yeah but, it just gets everywhere. 651 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:08,750 I've not noticed it before, but you're proper beautiful, you know? 652 00:43:15,958 --> 00:43:19,625 Some kind of compliment in there somewhere. 653 00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:23,833 You're into our lad, though, aren't you? 654 00:43:29,625 --> 00:43:31,625 So, what are you into, then? 655 00:43:35,042 --> 00:43:36,125 Hmm... 656 00:43:37,583 --> 00:43:40,583 Pasta and cheesy chips. 657 00:43:42,083 --> 00:43:44,167 You're fucking jokes, you! 658 00:43:53,625 --> 00:43:55,750 Oi, let's go skinny dipping. 659 00:43:55,917 --> 00:43:57,083 - No. - Why? 660 00:43:57,250 --> 00:43:59,042 - 'Cause it's so cold. - Come on! Come on! 661 00:43:59,083 --> 00:44:00,875 Paddy, no! No! 662 00:44:01,083 --> 00:44:03,833 Paddy, no! I don't want to! Put me down! 663 00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:05,833 Paddy! No! 664 00:44:06,042 --> 00:44:08,625 No! Put me down! 665 00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:13,000 - It's all right once you're in it! - It's not, alright at all Paddy. 666 00:44:13,042 --> 00:44:14,208 It's fucking freezing! 667 00:44:14,625 --> 00:44:16,250 Come here. 668 00:44:17,250 --> 00:44:18,333 Come here. 669 00:44:22,167 --> 00:44:24,125 You're going to lose all your teeth. 670 00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:27,625 Come here. 671 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,083 What you laughing at? 672 00:44:35,458 --> 00:44:37,167 Paddy, stop! 673 00:44:37,292 --> 00:44:39,375 - What? - Stop. 674 00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:41,167 All right, I won't touch you. 675 00:44:51,875 --> 00:44:53,750 No! 676 00:44:54,083 --> 00:44:55,458 - Come here. - What? 677 00:44:55,667 --> 00:44:56,958 I'm cold! 678 00:44:59,458 --> 00:45:02,417 I think it's a bit unfair how it don't work both ways, though, really. 679 00:45:02,542 --> 00:45:04,250 I'm cold. 680 00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:08,875 Come on, then. 681 00:45:22,083 --> 00:45:23,875 Weren't me, boss! 682 00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:25,875 What? 683 00:45:26,167 --> 00:45:28,833 I can't help it when it's wiggling in front of me like that, can I? 684 00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:31,958 What are you so uptight for? 685 00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:33,417 I'm not. 686 00:45:34,250 --> 00:45:36,125 I thought you were the fun one. 687 00:45:36,875 --> 00:45:38,750 - Are you cold? - Yes. 688 00:45:39,708 --> 00:45:41,000 Come on. 689 00:45:42,167 --> 00:45:43,792 Wet clothes make you colder. 690 00:45:57,583 --> 00:46:00,292 Chill out, it's not like I'm asking you to marry me, is it? 691 00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:04,625 What do you mean, this isn't the wedding? 692 00:46:16,833 --> 00:46:18,125 Yeah? 693 00:46:26,833 --> 00:46:28,250 Yeah? 694 00:46:31,208 --> 00:46:32,708 Yeah. 695 00:48:34,042 --> 00:48:36,083 What's your name? 696 00:48:36,125 --> 00:48:37,542 Tara. 697 00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:39,667 What's yours? 698 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:41,333 I'm Fi. 699 00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:45,667 - Oi, you lot, this is Tara. - Tara! 700 00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:05,583 Are you okay? 701 00:49:06,333 --> 00:49:07,917 Yeah, sorry. 702 00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,292 Where's your mates at? 703 00:49:11,708 --> 00:49:12,958 Um. 704 00:49:13,042 --> 00:49:14,667 We got split up. 705 00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:13,500 Do you want to come back? 706 00:50:13,667 --> 00:50:14,958 Yeah? Come on. 707 00:50:15,208 --> 00:50:18,083 Right, oi, wait! Hold! One, two... right! 708 00:50:18,208 --> 00:50:20,000 Move! 709 00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:23,500 Let's go. Party back at our place! 710 00:50:29,792 --> 00:50:31,917 Tara! Tara! Tara! 711 00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:37,458 Three, two, one! 712 00:50:41,458 --> 00:50:42,958 That was stunning! 713 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,958 You can sleep on the sofa, I can go in with Josh. 714 00:50:51,083 --> 00:50:52,917 No, no, no. 715 00:50:53,042 --> 00:50:55,167 I'm just going to have a quick nap, 716 00:50:55,292 --> 00:50:57,083 and then, then I'll be fine. 717 00:50:57,583 --> 00:50:59,292 - That's not happening. - It's fine. 718 00:50:59,458 --> 00:51:00,792 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 719 00:51:00,917 --> 00:51:04,292 So, like, are you and Josh together, like? 720 00:51:04,792 --> 00:51:08,417 No, no, no, no, we're, like, we're, like, basically family. 721 00:51:08,750 --> 00:51:11,917 - No, right, come on, seriously, in! - No! 722 00:51:12,167 --> 00:51:13,292 - Yes! - This is comfy! 723 00:51:13,417 --> 00:51:16,042 Well, at least just stay inside. Everyone's, like, proper sound. 724 00:51:16,083 --> 00:51:20,542 No, I know, everyone is so nice, but I'm... this is good for me. 725 00:51:21,042 --> 00:51:24,208 All right, fine. Okay, but you know where we are if you need us. 726 00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:25,875 Thank you. 727 00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:28,167 - Night! - Good night. 728 00:53:13,875 --> 00:53:15,167 Guess who's back! 729 00:53:15,208 --> 00:53:16,375 Hey! 730 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:19,958 - Tara! - I fucking told you lot. 731 00:53:20,875 --> 00:53:22,042 Snap! 732 00:53:22,083 --> 00:53:24,000 Right, right, right. That's one that you've won. 733 00:53:24,042 --> 00:53:25,167 Yeah, alright... 734 00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:26,667 You must have... 735 00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:29,125 Snap! 736 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:33,167 Come on, details! 737 00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:34,667 You were going to say? 738 00:53:34,792 --> 00:53:37,458 It was a sick night. 739 00:53:58,917 --> 00:54:00,833 So, did you and Paige...? 740 00:54:01,292 --> 00:54:04,042 No, we were going to this afternoon, but... 741 00:54:04,292 --> 00:54:05,750 I don't know, I think... 742 00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:08,125 I think she's kind of nervous, you know? 743 00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:11,208 Don't change the subject. 744 00:54:11,625 --> 00:54:13,292 Where've you been? 745 00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:15,917 You know, I was really freaking out. 746 00:54:16,292 --> 00:54:18,542 And, what, you left your phone here, too. 747 00:54:21,625 --> 00:54:23,083 Taz. 748 00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:29,208 I, I slept with Paddy. 749 00:54:32,083 --> 00:54:34,042 No fucking way! 750 00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:40,125 When? How did that happen? 751 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,583 On the beach. 752 00:54:43,167 --> 00:54:44,958 Oh, on the beach! 753 00:54:47,375 --> 00:54:49,167 Sounds really romantic. 754 00:54:50,042 --> 00:54:51,500 No. 755 00:54:51,792 --> 00:54:53,292 Was it good? 756 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:54,792 Um... 757 00:54:58,417 --> 00:55:02,125 And then I met these absolute legends in a club, 758 00:55:02,250 --> 00:55:06,333 danced for hours, and then went back to their villa. 759 00:55:06,458 --> 00:55:09,125 And it was really mental, but they were really cool, so... 760 00:55:10,083 --> 00:55:11,292 I was there all night. 761 00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:13,500 So, what did I miss? 762 00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:15,000 Who was it? 763 00:55:17,583 --> 00:55:19,792 Oh, you're proper sneaky, you know? 764 00:55:21,042 --> 00:55:22,542 All of this, we got to stick together, 765 00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:24,417 have each other's back, blah-blah-blah. 766 00:55:24,542 --> 00:55:27,000 Runs off, has sex and gets new mates. 767 00:55:27,292 --> 00:55:28,667 Who was it? 768 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:31,833 Paddy. 769 00:55:32,917 --> 00:55:34,375 Oh my God! 770 00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:39,083 Holiday romance brewing! 771 00:55:39,417 --> 00:55:40,417 No. 772 00:55:40,542 --> 00:55:43,417 Don't you think it's weird that he hasn't said anything to youse? 773 00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:45,625 No. 774 00:55:46,458 --> 00:55:48,500 I mean, it'll defo happen again, won't it? 775 00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:52,417 Hey, come on. Let's get back into it. 776 00:55:52,708 --> 00:55:54,708 There's much to be celebrating, ain't there? 777 00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:00,375 Get some more shots in! You run out of shots? 778 00:56:00,417 --> 00:56:02,708 - All right, shots! - Yeah, shots, shots! 779 00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:04,875 To Taz, the fucking legend! 780 00:56:05,250 --> 00:56:06,458 Yes! 781 00:56:06,583 --> 00:56:09,125 Round four, let's go! 782 00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:13,542 - Thank you. - Ugh! 783 00:56:13,667 --> 00:56:15,042 Mm! 784 00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,292 - You all right? - Yeah. 785 00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:25,125 Right! I'll see you lot later. White Party. 786 00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:27,125 - We'll have pres here. - Yeah. 787 00:56:38,583 --> 00:56:40,833 Last night was very jokes. 788 00:56:55,083 --> 00:56:56,667 Oi, Taz. 789 00:56:57,792 --> 00:57:00,708 Do you think you're going to sleep with Paddy again tonight? 790 00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:02,958 Mm, no. 791 00:57:15,375 --> 00:57:17,292 Guys, Mum's just text. 792 00:57:17,708 --> 00:57:19,792 The results, apparently they've got them. 793 00:57:21,458 --> 00:57:22,875 Oh my God. 794 00:57:26,333 --> 00:57:29,125 - I don't think I can look. - I'm going to shower. 795 00:57:29,292 --> 00:57:31,083 You not going to look? 796 00:57:31,292 --> 00:57:33,083 No, I know that I fucked it. 797 00:57:35,792 --> 00:57:37,042 Yeah, me too. 798 00:57:39,375 --> 00:57:40,917 She said I did it. 799 00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,417 Oh my God, yes mate, I knew you'd smash it! 800 00:57:48,667 --> 00:57:52,125 MUM INCOMING CALL 801 00:57:53,792 --> 00:57:57,375 Look, you can always retake, okay? 802 00:57:57,792 --> 00:58:00,750 Just don't worry about it for now. Just have a good time, 803 00:58:00,792 --> 00:58:03,792 and we'll talk about it when you're home, okay? 804 00:58:03,833 --> 00:58:05,208 We love you. 805 00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:36,000 Guys, I'm a fucking genius. 806 00:58:36,292 --> 00:58:37,792 Yes, you are, bitch! 807 00:59:02,958 --> 00:59:05,125 - Taz, get the door. - Taz, go get the door. 808 00:59:05,167 --> 00:59:07,792 - I've only got one eyelash on. - Police! Open up! 809 00:59:07,833 --> 00:59:09,625 Ah! We got you there! 810 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,708 Yo, we met these down at t' pool. Hope you don't mind. 811 00:59:13,125 --> 00:59:16,167 No, the more the merrier. Do youse want a drink? 812 00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:20,000 - A shot? Well how many you got? - Yeah. 813 00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:23,583 - Wait, what's your name? - I'm Gemma. 814 00:59:23,625 --> 00:59:25,542 - Gemma. - Leah. 815 00:59:26,833 --> 00:59:28,667 Gemma, Leah, I'm Skye, this is Em. 816 00:59:30,125 --> 00:59:32,708 - Tara. - Em, send me a cup! 817 00:59:33,833 --> 00:59:36,583 - Catch. - Fucking hell. Sorry, love. 818 00:59:36,833 --> 00:59:38,375 I know what a Libra looks like 819 00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:39,833 Where's them balloons then? 820 00:59:40,125 --> 00:59:41,958 Yeah, come on, let's go out for a fag. 821 00:59:42,042 --> 00:59:43,250 It's too warm in here. 822 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,958 - Oh. - Take one of them. 823 00:59:48,333 --> 00:59:49,917 And you. Oi. 824 00:59:50,042 --> 00:59:51,292 Taz. 825 00:59:52,083 --> 00:59:53,583 You good? 826 00:59:59,667 --> 01:00:03,917 Imagine, yeah, this genius got ten As! 827 01:00:04,042 --> 01:00:06,583 Let's get fucked up! 828 01:00:07,750 --> 01:00:11,333 Oi, shut up! You did so fucking well. 829 01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:14,042 - So well! - Wait, you looked? 830 01:00:14,167 --> 01:00:16,333 Yeah. Taz, I persuaded her, innit? 831 01:00:16,958 --> 01:00:19,792 I thought you said you weren't going to check results. 832 01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:23,042 She might even be able to come with me next year. 833 01:00:26,542 --> 01:00:28,083 Don't be sad, Taz. 834 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:29,917 Whatever you do, you're going to be great. 835 01:00:30,042 --> 01:00:32,625 When are we going? 836 01:00:32,750 --> 01:00:35,000 - Are we going soon? - Come on, Taz. 837 01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:39,167 Oh, it's going be so fun. 838 01:00:39,292 --> 01:00:41,292 White Party! 839 01:00:52,583 --> 01:00:55,333 We got to keep an eye on Em tonight. She's already looking fucked. 840 01:00:55,458 --> 01:00:58,083 We're not going to babysit her, though. 841 01:00:58,208 --> 01:01:01,083 Like, it's results night, she's worked for it. 842 01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:04,917 Pretty sure you don't need ten As to open a restaurant anyway. 843 01:01:05,708 --> 01:01:07,417 I'll get you on front desk. 844 01:01:07,667 --> 01:01:10,083 What restaurant have you been to what has a front desk? 845 01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:12,792 Two coats? Any bags? Yeah, that's four pounds! 846 01:01:12,917 --> 01:01:15,792 That's not front desk, that's a cloakroom! 847 01:01:15,958 --> 01:01:18,333 I'm not going to be working on a cloakroom. 848 01:01:18,583 --> 01:01:21,167 Yeah, I'm not sure you've got much choice at this point. 849 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:27,917 Nah, come on. 850 01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:30,125 I'm joking. 851 01:01:32,583 --> 01:01:35,042 I would be kinda jokes in a cloakroom, though. 852 01:01:40,125 --> 01:01:42,167 So what, is Paddy good, then? 853 01:01:46,333 --> 01:01:47,750 Yeah, I guess. 854 01:01:48,750 --> 01:01:51,125 Like, he knew what he was doing, innit? 855 01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:55,250 Yeah, he looks like it. 856 01:01:57,792 --> 01:01:59,250 Did he, like... 857 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,333 pick you up and throw you about and that? 858 01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:05,375 Kind of. 859 01:02:06,708 --> 01:02:08,583 Like, he's strong. 860 01:02:11,458 --> 01:02:14,167 Then you should deffo go for round two with him. 861 01:02:25,292 --> 01:02:26,958 - That's yours. - Thanks. 862 01:02:27,708 --> 01:02:31,083 All right, you two, save it for the bedroom. 863 01:02:32,542 --> 01:02:34,042 You all right? 864 01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,583 Yeah, you all right? 865 01:02:39,792 --> 01:02:42,667 Sorry about last night. I was trashed. 866 01:02:43,625 --> 01:02:45,250 What do you mean? 867 01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:50,708 It's fine. 868 01:03:16,417 --> 01:03:18,000 Fuck... 869 01:03:20,625 --> 01:03:21,875 Fucking, yeah... 870 01:03:32,167 --> 01:03:33,958 It's giving me a migraine. 871 01:03:34,833 --> 01:03:36,458 Come on then, let's have a shot. 872 01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:38,833 No, I don't want vodka, I just want a shot. Go on. 873 01:05:42,875 --> 01:05:44,083 Oi oi! 874 01:05:44,792 --> 01:05:47,333 Where the fuck have you been all night? 875 01:05:51,542 --> 01:05:53,333 We're going skinny dipping. 876 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,625 At the hotel? 877 01:05:57,750 --> 01:05:59,458 No, at the beach. 878 01:06:00,542 --> 01:06:01,958 I'm good. 879 01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:05,958 Come on! It's your last night here. Stop being a little weirdo. 880 01:06:06,875 --> 01:06:09,083 I don't wanna get sand everywhere. 881 01:06:09,625 --> 01:06:11,625 It's just fucking sand! 882 01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:14,958 I'm all right. 883 01:06:16,125 --> 01:06:17,792 Stop being a freak, Taz. 884 01:06:20,125 --> 01:06:21,167 Okay. 885 01:06:22,625 --> 01:06:25,042 Tara come on, I'm only joking. 886 01:06:29,542 --> 01:06:31,125 Oi, come Badger. 887 01:06:31,250 --> 01:06:33,542 No. I'd better walk her back. 888 01:06:35,583 --> 01:06:37,000 Fuck! 889 01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:46,250 Oh ho! 890 01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:50,083 What you doing, bro? 891 01:06:50,125 --> 01:06:51,958 Going down t' beach? Everyone's there. 892 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,500 Yeah, of course. 893 01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:57,167 Come on. Paddy's coming. 894 01:06:59,875 --> 01:07:01,417 She loves it on t' beach, her. 895 01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:05,583 Come. 896 01:07:10,167 --> 01:07:11,750 I'll come and find you later on. 897 01:07:45,375 --> 01:07:47,042 Do you want a drink? 898 01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:57,333 Cuppa? 899 01:08:01,250 --> 01:08:02,792 Yeah, sure. 900 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:09,083 What would you rather be, a baby goat or a mata baby? 901 01:08:10,958 --> 01:08:12,833 What's a mata baby? 902 01:08:13,250 --> 01:08:15,542 I don't know baby, what's the matter with you? 903 01:08:24,917 --> 01:08:26,750 Do you want any sugar? 904 01:08:27,333 --> 01:08:28,875 Uh-huh. 905 01:11:12,167 --> 01:11:14,917 - Party! Party! Party! - Taz! Taz! 906 01:11:15,042 --> 01:11:17,667 Where were you? We missed you, mate. 907 01:11:18,875 --> 01:11:22,792 - Come on, gorgeous! - Party! Party! Party! Party! 908 01:11:23,042 --> 01:11:25,917 - What time is it? - We didn't come here to sleep. 909 01:11:26,042 --> 01:11:27,542 We bought you a present. 910 01:11:28,458 --> 01:11:30,333 - Got a dead weight! - Sort her out. 911 01:11:30,708 --> 01:11:32,833 Wake up, you lazybones. 912 01:11:33,417 --> 01:11:35,792 - You're not even asleep. - Come on! 913 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,833 - What's the matter with you? - Party! Party! Party! 914 01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:42,292 - Oi, Badger, where's the fags? - Get up! Stop being lazy. 915 01:11:48,833 --> 01:11:50,125 Hi. 916 01:11:55,208 --> 01:11:56,625 Hi. 917 01:11:58,375 --> 01:12:00,000 I just want to say... 918 01:12:01,875 --> 01:12:03,958 last night were amazing. 919 01:12:12,458 --> 01:12:14,125 I'm asleep. 920 01:12:15,333 --> 01:12:17,083 I just came to say hi. 921 01:12:19,208 --> 01:12:20,500 Hi. 922 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,292 What are you doing? 923 01:12:29,583 --> 01:12:31,167 Sleeping here. 924 01:12:44,125 --> 01:12:45,750 Did you not like it? 925 01:12:52,708 --> 01:12:54,917 Yo, I've got a drink for you here, bro. 926 01:12:55,083 --> 01:12:56,792 I'm all right, me, bro. 927 01:12:57,417 --> 01:13:00,542 I'm good. I'm going to go to bed, me, I'm pretty tired. 928 01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:05,292 I'm a taken man now, aren't I? 929 01:13:22,875 --> 01:13:24,708 What are you wearing? 930 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,875 Get these off you, you'll be red hot. 931 01:13:46,792 --> 01:13:48,500 Everyone's here, Paddy, and I'm asleep. 932 01:13:48,542 --> 01:13:50,208 All right, all right. 933 01:13:52,292 --> 01:13:53,917 Taz? 934 01:13:56,917 --> 01:13:58,167 Tara? 935 01:13:58,375 --> 01:13:59,833 Yeah, Em? 936 01:14:01,083 --> 01:14:02,500 Love you. 937 01:14:04,708 --> 01:14:06,250 I love you, too, mate. 938 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,458 You all right? 939 01:14:10,833 --> 01:14:12,000 Yeah. 940 01:14:12,167 --> 01:14:13,667 I am, 941 01:14:14,292 --> 01:14:16,333 but I'm a bit pissed, though, mate. 942 01:14:17,542 --> 01:14:20,292 I think I'm really going to miss you next year. 943 01:14:20,958 --> 01:14:22,958 Are we still going to hang out? 944 01:14:23,458 --> 01:14:25,125 Yeah, mate, we will. 945 01:14:25,792 --> 01:14:27,875 We'll be best friends for life. 946 01:14:29,250 --> 01:14:30,333 Hm. 947 01:14:53,542 --> 01:14:55,667 Don't move. Let me do it. 948 01:15:00,375 --> 01:15:02,167 Am I too fast? 949 01:15:02,542 --> 01:15:04,333 You like it fast, don't you? 950 01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:06,500 My neck is killing me... 951 01:15:06,583 --> 01:15:08,542 Let us in the bed, for fuck's sake. 952 01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:16,000 That floor is fucking rough, mate, my neck's fucked. 953 01:15:24,792 --> 01:15:26,625 Told you you would. 954 01:15:28,958 --> 01:15:30,708 I love you, mate. 955 01:15:33,208 --> 01:15:35,417 Best holiday ever. 956 01:16:34,583 --> 01:16:36,542 Probably won't go out tonight. 957 01:16:40,625 --> 01:16:42,625 Went a bit hard, innit? 958 01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:58,667 You can't pretend you can't hear me. 959 01:16:59,167 --> 01:17:01,000 I made it onto your balcony now. 960 01:17:02,292 --> 01:17:04,208 Yeah, sorry, I'm just tired. 961 01:17:08,292 --> 01:17:10,208 Wake up legends! 962 01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:12,917 Mission complete! On t' next one! 963 01:17:13,167 --> 01:17:14,583 Round... 964 01:17:15,125 --> 01:17:17,042 Fucking what round is it? 965 01:17:17,250 --> 01:17:18,583 Morning, gorgeous. All right? 966 01:17:25,542 --> 01:17:27,125 What you saying? 967 01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:29,250 Nothing, I'm chilling, bro. 968 01:17:34,125 --> 01:17:36,000 Fucking hell! Good chat lads! 969 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:53,375 He's a nightmare of a guy. 970 01:17:55,292 --> 01:17:56,667 Mm... 971 01:18:06,125 --> 01:18:07,833 I've known him since I were little. 972 01:18:09,792 --> 01:18:13,042 His mum and my mum, they're best mates. 973 01:18:20,292 --> 01:18:22,125 And we live on the same street. 974 01:18:24,167 --> 01:18:25,792 That's nice. 975 01:18:50,292 --> 01:18:51,667 See you back home. 976 01:18:51,792 --> 01:18:53,958 Yeah, we'll come down. It'll be well jokes. 977 01:18:54,083 --> 01:18:55,583 Yeah, or we'll come up. 978 01:18:55,708 --> 01:18:57,208 See how you northern lot do it. 979 01:18:57,250 --> 01:18:59,250 Anyway, we're all coming back next year. 980 01:18:59,292 --> 01:19:01,333 Same time, same place, no excuses. 981 01:19:01,375 --> 01:19:03,042 Yeah, no excuses. 982 01:19:03,250 --> 01:19:04,792 No early bedtimes either, Taz. 983 01:19:04,917 --> 01:19:06,167 Call her, then, innit. 984 01:19:06,208 --> 01:19:07,917 Make sure you text me when you get home. 985 01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:09,542 You gave Paddy your number, yeah? 986 01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:10,917 See you later. 987 01:19:14,958 --> 01:19:16,167 - Bye. - See ya. 988 01:19:16,250 --> 01:19:17,833 See you gorgeous! 989 01:21:22,375 --> 01:21:24,458 Uh, I'm going to get some munch from here. 990 01:21:25,708 --> 01:21:27,042 What do youse want? 991 01:21:27,167 --> 01:21:29,417 - Chips if they have them. - Yeah, chips also. 992 01:21:30,542 --> 01:21:31,833 Banging. 993 01:21:35,042 --> 01:21:37,125 Give us all the details then. 994 01:21:37,542 --> 01:21:39,667 There's not really anything to add to it. 995 01:21:44,042 --> 01:21:46,208 I reckon we'll come back next year. 996 01:21:52,292 --> 01:21:54,292 Oi, you did it again last night, innit? 997 01:22:00,042 --> 01:22:01,542 I swear! 998 01:22:03,125 --> 01:22:05,917 Oh, was it better the second time, yeah? 999 01:22:12,458 --> 01:22:14,583 Why are you being sheepish? 1000 01:22:14,708 --> 01:22:16,458 Come on, give us the details. 1001 01:22:16,667 --> 01:22:18,042 No. 1002 01:22:18,208 --> 01:22:20,417 It didn't count. It weren't really proper. 1003 01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:23,083 - How can it not be proper? - Here. 1004 01:22:25,625 --> 01:22:26,833 What are you pair saying? 1005 01:22:26,958 --> 01:22:28,833 Just saying about last night. 1006 01:22:28,917 --> 01:22:30,833 Taz is saying it didn't count. 1007 01:22:32,375 --> 01:22:33,667 He's fit. 1008 01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:35,167 In my opinion, anyway. 1009 01:22:36,042 --> 01:22:37,333 I would have. 1010 01:22:39,708 --> 01:22:41,125 Yeah, he is fit. 1011 01:22:41,625 --> 01:22:43,958 Who'd have thought you two would get laid the most? 1012 01:22:47,958 --> 01:22:49,708 Yeah, I don't know, he's just... 1013 01:22:50,208 --> 01:22:51,667 a weird guy, innit? 1014 01:22:52,042 --> 01:22:53,708 What do you mean, he's a weird guy? 1015 01:22:53,792 --> 01:22:55,042 Forget him! 1016 01:22:56,375 --> 01:22:58,667 We're going out as soon as we get home, yeah? 1017 01:22:59,042 --> 01:23:01,292 We got local man to get on, now! 1018 01:23:01,667 --> 01:23:03,792 Huh! Fuck Paddy, man! 1019 01:23:03,917 --> 01:23:05,875 You can do so much better. 1020 01:23:14,917 --> 01:23:16,333 Taz? 1021 01:23:21,125 --> 01:23:22,500 I like, I was... 1022 01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:26,667 asleep, so... 1023 01:23:33,083 --> 01:23:34,500 Are you saying...? 1024 01:23:38,292 --> 01:23:40,667 What, Taz, was he like that with you both nights? 1025 01:23:52,208 --> 01:23:53,542 It's fine. 1026 01:23:58,542 --> 01:24:00,250 You should've said something, like. 1027 01:24:00,750 --> 01:24:02,292 I didn't clock, I... 1028 01:24:05,042 --> 01:24:06,375 Taz... 1029 01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:09,917 No, you're right, I should've, I should've said something. 1030 01:24:12,083 --> 01:24:13,333 It's fine. 1031 01:24:18,792 --> 01:24:20,000 No, it's not. 1032 01:24:20,625 --> 01:24:23,042 We should buy stuff here. It's much cheaper. 1033 01:24:23,417 --> 01:24:26,000 I didn't even get a tattoo or anything on this holiday. 1034 01:24:27,083 --> 01:24:28,625 You were busy. 1035 01:24:32,542 --> 01:24:34,125 Oi, smell that. 1036 01:24:35,250 --> 01:24:37,542 - It's banging, that. - Mm. 1037 01:24:37,583 --> 01:24:39,625 - ...to London, Luton. - Yeah. 1038 01:24:39,750 --> 01:24:41,958 Fuck! You guys know this is our plane boarding, innit? 1039 01:24:42,667 --> 01:24:43,708 Come on! 1040 01:24:43,792 --> 01:24:46,375 ...the gate will be closing in five minutes. Final call... 1041 01:24:46,625 --> 01:24:48,667 Go! Go! Go! Go... 1042 01:25:03,917 --> 01:25:05,250 We got this. 1043 01:25:11,917 --> 01:25:13,917 We're coming home!