WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:16.391 --> 00:00:19.477 [Om Alec Khaoli's "Say You Love Me"] 4 00:00:19.519 --> 00:00:22.480 [upbeat electronic music] 5 00:00:22.522 --> 00:00:29.404 * * 6 00:00:35.827 --> 00:00:36.995 - It was irresponsible. 7 00:00:37.037 --> 00:00:39.164 - Irresponsible? - Absolutely. 8 00:00:39.205 --> 00:00:40.415 They spent what? 9 00:00:40.457 --> 00:00:43.251 A trillion dollars plus countless man hours, 10 00:00:43.293 --> 00:00:45.003 not to mention political capital, 11 00:00:45.045 --> 00:00:47.881 trying to get one dude back from Mars. 12 00:00:47.922 --> 00:00:50.175 - Political capital? It united the world. 13 00:00:50.216 --> 00:00:52.844 - Yeah, for a hot second, but what if they failed? 14 00:00:52.886 --> 00:00:54.346 Everyone would have been like, um, excuse me, 15 00:00:54.387 --> 00:00:56.181 you know there are people dying here, right? 16 00:00:56.222 --> 00:00:57.349 - People are always dying on Earth. 17 00:00:57.390 --> 00:00:58.850 You can't change that. 18 00:00:58.892 --> 00:01:00.685 But if you get the opportunity to bring back Matt Damon-- 19 00:01:00.727 --> 00:01:02.645 - No, screw Matt Damon. 20 00:01:02.687 --> 00:01:04.105 - That's just harsh. 21 00:01:04.147 --> 00:01:06.858 - Dude, it costs an average of $1,200 to save a life. 22 00:01:06.900 --> 00:01:08.026 - 12--what? 23 00:01:08.068 --> 00:01:09.903 - When you give money to charity-- 24 00:01:09.944 --> 00:01:11.196 the ones that are actually gonna save lives 25 00:01:11.237 --> 00:01:12.697 are the ones that clean water and give out 26 00:01:12.739 --> 00:01:14.032 medicine and stuff, right? 27 00:01:14.074 --> 00:01:15.909 - Matt Damon's charity literally cleans water. 28 00:01:15.950 --> 00:01:17.577 - So when you factor in administrative costs, 29 00:01:17.619 --> 00:01:20.163 and how many people would actually die without help, 30 00:01:20.205 --> 00:01:22.290 that works out to 1,200 bucks per life. 31 00:01:22.332 --> 00:01:24.084 - Okay, so what you're saying is, you take a trillion 32 00:01:24.125 --> 00:01:26.753 and divided by 1,200 and you can save 33 00:01:26.795 --> 00:01:31.966 833 million people's lives on Earth? 34 00:01:32.008 --> 00:01:33.802 - You just do that math right now? 35 00:01:33.843 --> 00:01:35.136 - I'm wicked smart. 36 00:01:35.178 --> 00:01:39.557 - I know, it's just, you look like so dumb. 37 00:01:39.599 --> 00:01:40.975 - Okay. 38 00:01:42.185 --> 00:01:43.103 Checkmate. 39 00:01:45.146 --> 00:01:46.940 - Dang. - Boom. 40 00:01:48.775 --> 00:01:49.943 - Okay. 41 00:01:55.990 --> 00:01:58.827 [pensive music] 42 00:01:58.868 --> 00:02:04.416 * * 43 00:02:04.457 --> 00:02:05.500 - You really don't think 44 00:02:05.542 --> 00:02:07.961 they're sending anybody to save us? 45 00:02:09.879 --> 00:02:10.922 - I mean... 46 00:02:10.964 --> 00:02:13.091 [chicken clucking] 47 00:02:13.133 --> 00:02:15.427 I'm sure they're doing what they can. 48 00:02:15.468 --> 00:02:17.762 Within reason. 49 00:02:17.804 --> 00:02:19.222 [chicken clucking] 50 00:02:19.264 --> 00:02:21.391 Benson would probably take your side. 51 00:02:21.433 --> 00:02:23.977 - Yeah, well, Benson went crazy. 52 00:02:29.065 --> 00:02:31.818 - Play again? - You wanna lose again? 53 00:02:35.405 --> 00:02:36.823 - I just don't think we should wait around 54 00:02:36.865 --> 00:02:38.366 to be saved, you know? 55 00:02:38.408 --> 00:02:40.118 We gotta save ourselves. 56 00:02:40.160 --> 00:02:43.747 - Or accept the inevitability of our fates. 57 00:02:43.788 --> 00:02:46.750 - One of the two. 58 00:02:46.791 --> 00:02:48.543 - Two of the three. 59 00:02:48.585 --> 00:02:51.338 - Three of the four. - Comme ci, comme ça. 60 00:02:51.379 --> 00:02:53.298 - [indistinct] 61 00:02:55.342 --> 00:02:59.679 - * Girl, it feels so good * 62 00:02:59.721 --> 00:03:01.806 * To know you're mine * 63 00:03:01.848 --> 00:03:04.309 * * 64 00:03:04.351 --> 00:03:08.646 * You've got the love that keeps me going * 65 00:03:08.688 --> 00:03:11.191 * Forever and ever * 66 00:03:11.232 --> 00:03:12.734 * You've got the love * 67 00:03:12.776 --> 00:03:17.739 * You've got the love that keeps me going * 68 00:03:17.781 --> 00:03:20.033 * Forever and ever * 69 00:03:21.993 --> 00:03:25.914 [machines beeping] 70 00:03:25.955 --> 00:03:30.835 [engine roaring] 71 00:03:30.877 --> 00:03:33.838 [upbeat music] 72 00:03:33.880 --> 00:03:37.175 * * 73 00:03:37.217 --> 00:03:40.887 - Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 74 00:03:45.975 --> 00:03:49.270 You might as well give up now. I'm clearly dominating you. 75 00:03:49.312 --> 00:03:51.022 - I'll dominate your face! 76 00:03:51.064 --> 00:03:58.196 * * 77 00:04:34.774 --> 00:04:37.694 [pan sizzling] 78 00:04:48.496 --> 00:04:49.456 - Yes. 79 00:04:54.794 --> 00:04:56.087 - Wait, two? 80 00:04:56.129 --> 00:04:57.756 Don't you only have, like, ten left? 81 00:04:57.797 --> 00:05:00.175 - Yeah, I know, but... 82 00:05:00.216 --> 00:05:02.802 my blueberry and marijuana hybrid won't flower, 83 00:05:02.844 --> 00:05:06.181 so blowing off some steam. 84 00:05:09.351 --> 00:05:11.186 - Well, go nuts, kid. 85 00:05:11.227 --> 00:05:13.355 But don't pop and drive. 86 00:05:13.396 --> 00:05:14.439 Pew. 87 00:05:21.571 --> 00:05:24.908 * * 88 00:05:24.949 --> 00:05:25.950 Morning. 89 00:05:25.992 --> 00:05:27.494 Your mama called! 90 00:05:27.535 --> 00:05:30.663 She said she doesn't miss you and you're gonna lose. 91 00:05:30.705 --> 00:05:32.332 - Oh. Your mama called. 92 00:05:32.374 --> 00:05:34.250 And she said she's your sister, 93 00:05:34.292 --> 00:05:36.628 you smell like poop, and you're gonna lose. 94 00:05:36.670 --> 00:05:38.546 - My mom is my sister? 95 00:05:38.588 --> 00:05:44.803 * * 96 00:05:44.844 --> 00:05:46.221 - Come on, we gon' watch a movie. 97 00:05:46.262 --> 00:05:48.640 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 98 00:05:48.682 --> 00:05:49.808 [goat bleats] 99 00:05:49.849 --> 00:05:53.561 - Okay. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. 100 00:05:53.603 --> 00:05:56.481 - "Die Hard." - "Casablanca." [snorts] 101 00:05:56.523 --> 00:05:58.483 - "Die Hard." - "Casablanca." Come on. 102 00:05:58.525 --> 00:06:00.068 "Casablanca" is the best love story ever. 103 00:06:00.110 --> 00:06:01.695 - Blargh. 104 00:06:01.736 --> 00:06:03.071 I want Hans Gruber. 105 00:06:03.113 --> 00:06:04.239 - Why would you do that? 106 00:06:04.280 --> 00:06:06.700 - [in German accent] Hans Gruber. 107 00:06:06.741 --> 00:06:07.701 - Okay. 108 00:06:09.703 --> 00:06:12.831 "Sense and Sensibility." 109 00:06:12.872 --> 00:06:15.834 It's Hans Gruber in a love story. 110 00:06:15.875 --> 00:06:17.585 Come on. 111 00:06:17.627 --> 00:06:19.462 - Okay. - Boom. Look at that. 112 00:06:24.467 --> 00:06:26.720 Get comfortable. This is kinda great. 113 00:06:59.836 --> 00:07:00.754 - [clears throat] 114 00:07:03.590 --> 00:07:06.718 [upbeat electronic music] 115 00:07:06.760 --> 00:07:11.765 * * 116 00:07:15.935 --> 00:07:16.853 Hey, girl. 117 00:07:21.441 --> 00:07:23.735 - Error. Comms fail. 118 00:07:23.777 --> 00:07:26.613 Please contact your nearest NASA representative. 119 00:07:31.076 --> 00:07:32.494 - Hello. 120 00:07:32.535 --> 00:07:33.453 Earth? 121 00:07:36.790 --> 00:07:38.416 [Frank McComb's "White Line in the Sky"] 122 00:07:38.458 --> 00:07:40.669 It's your girl DJ J-J-Jane. 123 00:07:40.710 --> 00:07:43.296 Coming to you live from outer space. 124 00:07:43.338 --> 00:07:45.507 And we've got a sick lineup for you all, 125 00:07:45.548 --> 00:07:49.260 so buckle up and enjoy the ride. 126 00:07:50.428 --> 00:07:52.514 - Navigation failed. 127 00:07:52.555 --> 00:07:53.473 - [sighs] 128 00:08:07.987 --> 00:08:12.784 - * I wanna be * 129 00:08:12.826 --> 00:08:17.247 * As free as that white line in the sky * 130 00:08:17.288 --> 00:08:20.875 [soft sultry music] 131 00:08:20.917 --> 00:08:26.589 * You can stay * 132 00:08:26.631 --> 00:08:29.092 * In these last evil days if you want to * 133 00:08:29.134 --> 00:08:30.635 - You ready? 134 00:08:30.677 --> 00:08:32.053 - Dur. 135 00:08:32.095 --> 00:08:34.639 Well, have you tried the raspberries or the blackberry? 136 00:08:34.681 --> 00:08:36.224 - Yes, I've tried everything. 137 00:08:36.266 --> 00:08:38.935 But the blueberry is the one that's most genetically in line 138 00:08:38.977 --> 00:08:42.355 with the marijuana plant, so it should work. 139 00:08:42.397 --> 00:08:45.233 - Well, I believe in you. 140 00:08:45.275 --> 00:08:46.234 You'll figure it out. 141 00:08:46.276 --> 00:08:48.153 - Thanks, Mom. 142 00:08:48.194 --> 00:08:50.321 - All right. What's the verdict? 143 00:08:50.363 --> 00:08:53.450 - Oh, you're gonna see. 144 00:08:53.491 --> 00:08:56.161 - [laughs] Oh, no. 145 00:08:56.202 --> 00:09:00.665 No, not the cowboy hat. 146 00:09:00.707 --> 00:09:02.125 - [laughs] 147 00:09:02.167 --> 00:09:04.586 - Can you at least play Dolly? 148 00:09:04.627 --> 00:09:05.879 [lively country music playing] 149 00:09:05.920 --> 00:09:07.172 Not gonna happen. 150 00:09:07.213 --> 00:09:08.506 - When you played Bieber, I didn't say anything. 151 00:09:08.548 --> 00:09:10.342 It's my turn, and I wanna two-step. 152 00:09:10.383 --> 00:09:12.260 We can two-step, that is fine, 153 00:09:12.302 --> 00:09:16.348 but could we do it to something less soul suckingly awful? 154 00:09:16.389 --> 00:09:18.683 - No. - Please? 155 00:09:18.725 --> 00:09:20.393 Come on, I'm sure you have something in there 156 00:09:20.435 --> 00:09:23.021 that's actually good. 157 00:09:23.063 --> 00:09:24.230 - Okay. 158 00:09:26.107 --> 00:09:29.652 [Stirling March's "Under Cover Lover"] 159 00:09:29.694 --> 00:09:31.654 - Oh. 160 00:09:31.696 --> 00:09:32.947 - Ooh. 161 00:09:32.989 --> 00:09:35.367 - [laughs] Yeah. 162 00:09:35.408 --> 00:09:37.160 Oh. - Now you go forward. 163 00:09:37.202 --> 00:09:38.370 Bring it back. 164 00:09:38.411 --> 00:09:41.373 Then it's one, two, three, jump rope. 165 00:09:41.414 --> 00:09:43.792 - That's cute. - Then you turn. 166 00:09:43.833 --> 00:09:46.544 - You did this lots, right? - Yeah. 167 00:09:46.586 --> 00:09:48.672 One, two, three, then you jump. 168 00:09:48.713 --> 00:09:50.090 Hey. - Okay, okay. 169 00:09:50.131 --> 00:09:52.050 - Turn. Oh. - Oh. 170 00:09:52.092 --> 00:09:53.218 - Okay. 171 00:09:53.259 --> 00:09:55.011 both: Oh! 172 00:09:55.053 --> 00:09:56.513 - Uh, uh, uh, ah! - Hey. 173 00:09:56.554 --> 00:09:58.515 - Ha, ha, ha, turn. 174 00:09:58.556 --> 00:10:00.100 - * An old-fashioned girl * 175 00:10:00.141 --> 00:10:02.060 * But her style was hard to beat * 176 00:10:02.102 --> 00:10:04.104 - Hey! Oh-ho-ho-ho! 177 00:10:04.145 --> 00:10:06.731 - Clap. Oh, oh, oh, bang! 178 00:10:06.773 --> 00:10:09.401 [laughs] 179 00:10:09.442 --> 00:10:10.485 Give me that snake. 180 00:10:10.527 --> 00:10:12.696 both: Oh. Oh. 181 00:10:12.737 --> 00:10:14.864 - Pause. Get it. Get it. - [grunting] 182 00:10:17.283 --> 00:10:19.452 Whoo! Ah. [laughter] 183 00:10:23.123 --> 00:10:24.791 - There it is. There it is. 184 00:10:24.833 --> 00:10:27.836 Go back, go back. 185 00:10:27.877 --> 00:10:29.921 - * Under cover lover, baby * 186 00:10:29.963 --> 00:10:32.340 - Mm. Mm. 187 00:10:32.382 --> 00:10:34.092 Oh. - Oh, we're turning. 188 00:10:34.134 --> 00:10:35.719 - Mm. Mm. 189 00:10:35.760 --> 00:10:37.429 - So... 190 00:10:39.347 --> 00:10:41.099 I need to call you out on something. 191 00:10:41.141 --> 00:10:43.101 - Okay. 192 00:10:43.143 --> 00:10:45.979 - I was walking through the greenhouse this morning, 193 00:10:46.021 --> 00:10:50.525 and I stepped in some milky goop. 194 00:10:52.527 --> 00:10:54.571 - Oh. [laughs] My bad. 195 00:10:54.612 --> 00:10:56.031 - Dude. - What? 196 00:10:56.072 --> 00:10:57.157 I thought I cleaned it all up. 197 00:10:57.198 --> 00:10:59.743 - That's where our food grows. 198 00:10:59.784 --> 00:11:01.494 That's where the girls sleep. 199 00:11:01.536 --> 00:11:02.954 [chicken clucking] 200 00:11:02.996 --> 00:11:04.998 Oh, my God, were they... [whispering] Watching you? 201 00:11:05.040 --> 00:11:07.292 - They're chickens. 202 00:11:07.334 --> 00:11:08.585 - Ew. - All right. 203 00:11:08.626 --> 00:11:09.961 That's enough slut shaming. 204 00:11:10.003 --> 00:11:11.296 - I am not shaming you. 205 00:11:11.338 --> 00:11:13.798 Masturbation is, like, super healthy. 206 00:11:13.840 --> 00:11:17.802 But I keep it in my room because I'm not a dirty ho. 207 00:11:17.844 --> 00:11:19.888 - Dirty ho? 208 00:11:24.476 --> 00:11:26.436 Maybe we should do it. 209 00:11:26.478 --> 00:11:28.021 - Do what? 210 00:11:28.063 --> 00:11:29.314 - It. 211 00:11:29.356 --> 00:11:32.192 [soft music] 212 00:11:32.233 --> 00:11:34.361 - What? - What? 213 00:11:34.402 --> 00:11:36.988 - [laughs] 214 00:11:37.030 --> 00:11:38.406 - What? I'm serious. 215 00:11:38.448 --> 00:11:40.075 - Oh, man. He's lost it. 216 00:11:40.116 --> 00:11:43.661 - Look, in case you haven't noticed, 217 00:11:43.703 --> 00:11:45.747 we're doomed to spend the rest of our miserable lives 218 00:11:45.789 --> 00:11:48.083 floating around on this ship. 219 00:11:48.124 --> 00:11:50.043 So it would be crazy for us not to bang, right? 220 00:11:50.085 --> 00:11:52.420 - Well, when you put it like that. 221 00:11:52.462 --> 00:11:54.631 - [grunting] So you're in? 222 00:11:54.673 --> 00:11:56.925 - No. - Why not? [grunts] 223 00:11:56.966 --> 00:11:58.718 Look, first of all, 224 00:11:58.760 --> 00:12:01.680 I don't need a reason not to sleep with you. 225 00:12:01.721 --> 00:12:05.141 I need a reason to have sex with you. 226 00:12:05.183 --> 00:12:07.018 - Uh, floating through space. 227 00:12:07.060 --> 00:12:08.395 Uh, boredom. 228 00:12:08.436 --> 00:12:09.854 The fact that, other than Benson, 229 00:12:09.896 --> 00:12:12.065 I'm your only viable option. 230 00:12:13.817 --> 00:12:17.529 - See, I can think of three excellent reasons 231 00:12:17.570 --> 00:12:20.490 right off the top of my head why we shouldn't, 232 00:12:20.532 --> 00:12:23.076 as you put it so romantically, bang. 233 00:12:23.118 --> 00:12:24.369 Oh. - Okay. 234 00:12:24.411 --> 00:12:27.539 Well, moment of clarification. 235 00:12:27.580 --> 00:12:29.708 I'm not talking about romance, okay? 236 00:12:29.749 --> 00:12:32.419 This is completely void of emotion. 237 00:12:32.460 --> 00:12:33.962 All right? 238 00:12:34.004 --> 00:12:37.215 This is all about us using sex as a stress reliever. 239 00:12:37.257 --> 00:12:38.717 - Oh, no, I get it. 240 00:12:38.758 --> 00:12:40.844 - Okay, so what are your three great-- 241 00:12:40.885 --> 00:12:42.721 - Ow! Oh. 242 00:12:42.762 --> 00:12:44.055 Sorry. No, actually-- - Are you okay? 243 00:12:44.097 --> 00:12:45.515 - It's nothing. Yeah. 244 00:12:45.557 --> 00:12:46.891 What were you saying? - What happened? 245 00:12:46.933 --> 00:12:49.978 - It's really--it's just a little scratch. 246 00:12:50.020 --> 00:12:51.062 Ah! 247 00:12:51.104 --> 00:12:52.605 That's not a scratch. 248 00:12:52.647 --> 00:12:55.275 - It was just the freaking tool cart. 249 00:12:55.316 --> 00:12:56.568 - Look, you need some antibiotics. 250 00:12:56.609 --> 00:12:58.653 - No, we only have one course left. 251 00:12:58.695 --> 00:13:01.072 I am not using it on this little cut. 252 00:13:01.114 --> 00:13:02.866 - Well, what if the infection spreads? 253 00:13:02.907 --> 00:13:04.617 - People don't die from little cuts. 254 00:13:04.659 --> 00:13:06.161 - Yeah, because they use antibiotics. 255 00:13:06.202 --> 00:13:07.704 - It's fine. 256 00:13:12.042 --> 00:13:15.462 [soft music] 257 00:13:15.503 --> 00:13:17.422 - So you were saying? 258 00:13:17.464 --> 00:13:18.923 - What? 259 00:13:18.965 --> 00:13:22.260 - You were saying why we shouldn't do sex on each other. 260 00:13:22.302 --> 00:13:23.970 - Oh. 261 00:13:24.012 --> 00:13:30.268 - Well, number one, I'm not attracted to you. 262 00:13:30.310 --> 00:13:32.437 - [laughs] 263 00:13:32.479 --> 00:13:35.440 That's an argument for, not against. 264 00:13:35.482 --> 00:13:36.775 - How? 265 00:13:36.816 --> 00:13:38.735 - Because if we were attracted to each other, 266 00:13:38.777 --> 00:13:41.821 then "banging" could possibly turn into something 267 00:13:41.863 --> 00:13:42.906 and it would get messy. 268 00:13:42.947 --> 00:13:44.199 - Super messy. - Right. 269 00:13:44.240 --> 00:13:45.950 So the fact that you're not attracted to me 270 00:13:45.992 --> 00:13:48.161 is a benefit because we don't have to worry 271 00:13:48.203 --> 00:13:49.662 about getting messy. 272 00:13:49.704 --> 00:13:50.872 Quick pinch. 273 00:13:50.914 --> 00:13:52.165 - Ow! 274 00:13:54.542 --> 00:13:56.503 So wait. 275 00:13:56.544 --> 00:13:59.172 You are not attracted to me, either? 276 00:13:59.214 --> 00:14:00.799 - Absolutely not. 277 00:14:00.840 --> 00:14:02.133 [scoffs] 278 00:14:02.175 --> 00:14:03.885 - Okay. 279 00:14:03.927 --> 00:14:05.470 - Do you want me to be? - No. 280 00:14:05.512 --> 00:14:08.181 Obviously, not. 281 00:14:08.223 --> 00:14:10.475 I'm just surprised this is the first time 282 00:14:10.517 --> 00:14:13.603 us "banging" has occurred to you. 283 00:14:13.645 --> 00:14:16.856 - I didn't say that. 284 00:14:16.898 --> 00:14:18.983 You've never thought about it? 285 00:14:19.025 --> 00:14:23.196 - I mean, you have the only penis for a million miles. 286 00:14:23.238 --> 00:14:25.323 - See? 287 00:14:25.365 --> 00:14:27.283 There you go. 288 00:14:28.743 --> 00:14:32.789 So let's keep this dry and clean. 289 00:14:32.831 --> 00:14:37.627 And if it starts to hurt, you let me know ASAP. 290 00:14:38.586 --> 00:14:40.630 Okay? 291 00:14:40.672 --> 00:14:41.840 - Yep. 292 00:14:44.259 --> 00:14:48.471 So was this a debate, or are you making a formal proposal? 293 00:14:48.513 --> 00:14:51.391 - Ah, it's a debate. 294 00:14:51.433 --> 00:14:52.434 - [laughs] 295 00:14:52.475 --> 00:14:53.685 - Unless I'm convincing you, 296 00:14:53.727 --> 00:14:55.186 then we definitely should do it. 297 00:14:57.522 --> 00:14:59.024 - My point still stands. 298 00:14:59.065 --> 00:14:59.983 - How so? 299 00:15:00.025 --> 00:15:02.318 - Well, we're not attracted now, 300 00:15:02.360 --> 00:15:03.653 but if we started having sex, 301 00:15:03.695 --> 00:15:07.032 even if we just said it was "banging," 302 00:15:07.073 --> 00:15:09.868 our hormones would eventually take over 303 00:15:09.909 --> 00:15:11.202 and we would emotionally attach. 304 00:15:11.244 --> 00:15:14.372 - And when you say attach, you mean fall in love? 305 00:15:14.414 --> 00:15:16.082 - Sure. 306 00:15:16.124 --> 00:15:18.668 That's the whole reason why arranged marriages work. 307 00:15:18.710 --> 00:15:20.378 Maybe you think the other person's gross 308 00:15:20.420 --> 00:15:22.881 when you meet them, but your brain knows you're stuck. 309 00:15:22.922 --> 00:15:24.382 Biology takes over. 310 00:15:24.424 --> 00:15:25.967 - You're such a romantic. 311 00:15:26.009 --> 00:15:27.719 - Dude, it's science. You are a scientist. 312 00:15:27.761 --> 00:15:29.846 - Yeah, and as a scientist, I can point out 313 00:15:29.888 --> 00:15:32.349 all sorts of evolutionary benefits 314 00:15:32.390 --> 00:15:34.142 to emotional connection. 315 00:15:34.184 --> 00:15:37.312 But that doesn't mean I think love is a chemical reaction. 316 00:15:37.354 --> 00:15:39.481 No, not at all. 317 00:15:39.522 --> 00:15:41.066 People are meant to be together. 318 00:15:41.107 --> 00:15:43.943 And it has nothing to do with scent or a primal instinct 319 00:15:43.985 --> 00:15:49.032 or unavoidable circumstances, it's just... 320 00:15:49.074 --> 00:15:53.286 I don't know, they just, like, belong together, you know? 321 00:15:55.205 --> 00:15:57.374 - Oh, sorry. Is this--is this on? 322 00:15:57.415 --> 00:15:58.583 Okay. [clears throat] 323 00:15:58.625 --> 00:16:00.085 Lame. 324 00:16:00.126 --> 00:16:01.211 Can I get a lame? 325 00:16:01.252 --> 00:16:04.673 Uh, yes, because we are all just robots. 326 00:16:04.714 --> 00:16:06.383 - Yeah, and by your logic, it doesn't matter 327 00:16:06.424 --> 00:16:10.261 if we have sex or not, because we're emotionally 328 00:16:10.303 --> 00:16:13.723 attached anyhow, because our monkey brains will tell us 329 00:16:13.765 --> 00:16:15.433 that's our best chance at survival. 330 00:16:15.475 --> 00:16:19.020 - Or one of us kills the other to gain full control 331 00:16:19.062 --> 00:16:21.398 over our limited resources. 332 00:16:24.693 --> 00:16:26.319 - What's number two? 333 00:16:26.361 --> 00:16:28.613 - Reason number two. 334 00:16:28.655 --> 00:16:30.031 We're both married. 335 00:16:31.950 --> 00:16:34.869 [bell dings] 336 00:16:34.911 --> 00:16:36.996 - Like I was saying, I don't see what the problem is. 337 00:16:37.038 --> 00:16:39.207 - You don't think the fact that we're both married 338 00:16:39.249 --> 00:16:41.251 should have an impact on whether we sleep together? 339 00:16:41.292 --> 00:16:42.794 - I mean, granted, I haven't read 340 00:16:42.836 --> 00:16:44.254 my marriage license in a while, 341 00:16:44.295 --> 00:16:46.923 but I'm sure being adrift in space 342 00:16:46.965 --> 00:16:49.467 with no hope of rescue gives you a hall pass. 343 00:16:49.509 --> 00:16:53.346 - Okay, first of all, there's not no possibility of rescue. 344 00:16:53.388 --> 00:16:56.975 - We literally talked about this yesterday. 345 00:16:57.017 --> 00:16:59.644 - That was two weeks ago. 346 00:16:59.686 --> 00:17:01.730 - Really? - Yeah. 347 00:17:01.771 --> 00:17:03.773 - Man, time out here is whacked. 348 00:17:03.815 --> 00:17:06.317 - Look, maybe we don't get saved, 349 00:17:06.359 --> 00:17:08.945 but I, for one, still think we can fix this. 350 00:17:08.987 --> 00:17:11.239 - Ah, how's that working out for you? 351 00:17:11.281 --> 00:17:12.782 - You know, I'm so glad you asked, 352 00:17:12.824 --> 00:17:15.368 because it would be better if someone helped. 353 00:17:15.410 --> 00:17:17.537 - There are hundreds of wires over there. 354 00:17:17.579 --> 00:17:20.540 That means there's billions of possible combinations. 355 00:17:20.582 --> 00:17:23.460 It's a waste of time. 356 00:17:23.501 --> 00:17:26.171 - What else am I supposed to be doing? 357 00:17:28.631 --> 00:17:30.675 Okay. You have a hall pass. 358 00:17:30.717 --> 00:17:32.218 I don't want one. 359 00:17:32.260 --> 00:17:35.180 - What, because your brain chemically reacts with Todd's? 360 00:17:35.221 --> 00:17:37.891 Tom and I have been together since college 361 00:17:37.932 --> 00:17:39.851 and we are very committed to each other. 362 00:17:39.893 --> 00:17:43.897 - And how much of that time did you spend deployed or in space? 363 00:17:43.938 --> 00:17:46.941 - What has that got to do with anything? 364 00:17:46.983 --> 00:17:48.526 I had a job to do. 365 00:17:48.568 --> 00:17:50.737 - Okay. All right. Sorry. 366 00:17:53.156 --> 00:17:56.785 - And are you seriously going to claim to love Atlanta... 367 00:17:56.826 --> 00:17:58.036 - Savannah. 368 00:17:58.078 --> 00:17:59.662 - More than I love Tom, while you are 369 00:17:59.704 --> 00:18:01.331 begging me to cheat with you? 370 00:18:01.373 --> 00:18:03.458 - I'm not begging you to do anything. 371 00:18:03.500 --> 00:18:05.835 This is a debate between friends to pass time. 372 00:18:05.877 --> 00:18:12.842 * * 373 00:18:12.884 --> 00:18:14.052 Okay, flip them. 374 00:18:14.094 --> 00:18:16.721 - Both? - Yep. 375 00:18:16.763 --> 00:18:19.849 - [sighs] All right. 376 00:18:22.477 --> 00:18:25.772 Testing navigation. 377 00:18:25.814 --> 00:18:28.358 - Error. Navigation failed. 378 00:18:28.400 --> 00:18:29.359 - Test fail. 379 00:18:33.279 --> 00:18:35.740 Testing comms. 380 00:18:35.782 --> 00:18:37.242 - Error. 381 00:18:37.283 --> 00:18:40.203 Please contact your nearest NASA representative. 382 00:18:40.245 --> 00:18:41.871 - Test fail. 383 00:18:41.913 --> 00:18:43.081 - Mm. 384 00:18:46.084 --> 00:18:49.421 Why didn't they just label these goddamn wires? 385 00:18:51.840 --> 00:18:54.009 - How's your cut doing? - It's fine. 386 00:18:56.886 --> 00:18:58.430 - You know what you wanna watch tonight? 387 00:18:58.471 --> 00:18:59.639 [groans] 388 00:18:59.681 --> 00:19:02.225 - I don't know. Something upbeat? 389 00:19:02.267 --> 00:19:04.310 - "Princess Bride"? - Ugh. 390 00:19:04.352 --> 00:19:05.770 - Huh? What? 391 00:19:05.812 --> 00:19:06.938 - I've watched it, like, a thousand times. 392 00:19:06.980 --> 00:19:09.107 - Well, let's watch it 1,001. It works. 393 00:19:09.149 --> 00:19:11.693 - Plus you always spend the whole next day all... 394 00:19:11.735 --> 00:19:14.404 - Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. 395 00:19:14.446 --> 00:19:18.700 You killed my father. Prepare to die. 396 00:19:18.742 --> 00:19:20.243 [chicken clucks] 397 00:19:20.285 --> 00:19:22.495 I'm really not seeing the problem here. 398 00:19:22.537 --> 00:19:26.541 - Can we please just try something different? 399 00:19:26.583 --> 00:19:29.711 I have, like, ten movies we haven't watched at all yet. 400 00:19:29.753 --> 00:19:30.962 - Okay, all right. Okay. 401 00:19:31.004 --> 00:19:33.882 - Great. Thank you. 402 00:19:33.923 --> 00:19:36.384 [clears throat] 403 00:19:36.426 --> 00:19:39.387 Ooh, "Alien"? 404 00:19:39.429 --> 00:19:40.847 - Never seen it. 405 00:19:42.724 --> 00:19:43.975 - You have never seen "Alien"? 406 00:19:44.017 --> 00:19:45.518 - I've never seen it, no. 407 00:19:45.560 --> 00:19:52.067 - Bro, you are in for a serious treat. 408 00:19:52.108 --> 00:19:53.693 [chuckles] Oh, my God. 409 00:19:53.735 --> 00:19:55.487 - Sweet. Okay. 410 00:20:01.868 --> 00:20:03.203 [whispering] Oh, Sigourney Weaver. 411 00:20:03.244 --> 00:20:04.496 - [whispering] I know. 412 00:20:04.537 --> 00:20:08.500 [menacing musical sting] 413 00:20:08.541 --> 00:20:12.087 - [panting] 414 00:20:13.463 --> 00:20:15.965 Why the hell did we watch that movie? 415 00:20:21.429 --> 00:20:23.306 Can you walk me to the bathroom? 416 00:20:24.683 --> 00:20:26.393 - Yeah. Okay, sure. 417 00:20:26.434 --> 00:20:30.230 [snoring] 418 00:20:30.271 --> 00:20:33.400 [suspenseful music] 419 00:20:33.441 --> 00:20:38.279 * * 420 00:20:38.321 --> 00:20:39.698 - Hey. 421 00:20:39.739 --> 00:20:41.491 - Ha? 422 00:20:41.533 --> 00:20:43.451 - What are you doing? 423 00:20:43.493 --> 00:20:46.579 - Sleeping. - You didn't hear me call you? 424 00:20:46.621 --> 00:20:48.957 I'm scared. 425 00:20:48.998 --> 00:20:51.876 And I don't think the girls can protect me, 426 00:20:51.918 --> 00:20:55.005 so I think I'ma just sleep in here? 427 00:20:55.046 --> 00:20:57.465 - Whatever. Just stop talking. 428 00:20:57.507 --> 00:20:58.967 - Okay. 429 00:20:59.009 --> 00:21:00.677 [grunts] 430 00:21:04.723 --> 00:21:06.599 Use this. 431 00:21:06.641 --> 00:21:11.229 Make a wall, your side. 432 00:21:11.271 --> 00:21:13.023 Not doing anything. 433 00:21:15.734 --> 00:21:16.651 - Oh. 434 00:21:23.867 --> 00:21:25.452 - Good morning, Jane. 435 00:21:25.493 --> 00:21:28.496 It's day 1,022. 436 00:21:35.628 --> 00:21:38.590 [soft music] 437 00:21:38.631 --> 00:21:43.595 * * 438 00:21:43.636 --> 00:21:44.888 - Oh. 439 00:21:44.929 --> 00:21:47.057 - Hi. 440 00:21:47.098 --> 00:21:49.684 - Hi. 441 00:21:49.726 --> 00:21:52.145 - So those squishy round thingamabobs 442 00:21:52.187 --> 00:21:54.105 that were pressed against my chest, I guess-- 443 00:21:54.147 --> 00:21:56.107 - Yeah, yep, my boobs. 444 00:21:56.149 --> 00:21:58.109 - [chuckles] 445 00:21:58.151 --> 00:22:01.863 - Um, when you came in, I may have forgotten 446 00:22:01.905 --> 00:22:05.617 my general lack of clothing. 447 00:22:05.658 --> 00:22:06.576 - Yeah. 448 00:22:11.039 --> 00:22:14.834 - Are you feeling better after-- 449 00:22:14.876 --> 00:22:17.462 [shrieks] - Oh, stop it. 450 00:22:17.504 --> 00:22:19.756 I'm fine. 451 00:22:19.798 --> 00:22:21.091 - Well... 452 00:22:26.262 --> 00:22:28.848 Get out of here. - Right. Thanks. 453 00:22:28.890 --> 00:22:29.974 [chickens clucking] 454 00:22:30.016 --> 00:22:32.310 Chickies, Gertie. 455 00:22:32.352 --> 00:22:35.480 [soft exciting music] 456 00:22:35.522 --> 00:22:42.445 * * 457 00:22:46.616 --> 00:22:48.660 All right. Now sit. 458 00:22:48.702 --> 00:22:49.619 Sit. 459 00:22:55.959 --> 00:22:58.837 [upbeat electronic music] 460 00:22:58.878 --> 00:23:01.965 * * 461 00:23:02.007 --> 00:23:04.676 One, two, go get! 462 00:23:06.094 --> 00:23:07.095 Come on. 463 00:23:07.137 --> 00:23:14.227 * * 464 00:23:21.568 --> 00:23:23.778 - So I've been thinking about the other morning. 465 00:23:23.820 --> 00:23:26.823 - How you squished your boobs against me. 466 00:23:26.865 --> 00:23:28.992 - Yeah. - Okay. 467 00:23:29.034 --> 00:23:31.619 - It was pretty great, right? 468 00:23:31.661 --> 00:23:32.620 - Okay. 469 00:23:32.662 --> 00:23:33.705 Come on, let me look at your leg. 470 00:23:33.747 --> 00:23:34.789 Come on. 471 00:23:37.000 --> 00:23:38.626 Look at that. - Told you. 472 00:23:38.668 --> 00:23:39.919 - Yeah. 473 00:23:39.961 --> 00:23:42.297 It's 'cause of my mad hydrogen peroxide skills. 474 00:23:42.339 --> 00:23:45.175 - So, like, from a mental health perspective, 475 00:23:45.216 --> 00:23:48.345 skin on skin contact is crazy good for you. 476 00:23:48.386 --> 00:23:51.097 Increased serotonin and dopamine and oxytocin, 477 00:23:51.139 --> 00:23:53.099 lowered blood pressure. 478 00:23:53.141 --> 00:23:55.268 - Is this your excessively clinical way 479 00:23:55.310 --> 00:23:57.979 of telling me you wanna naked cuddle more? 480 00:23:58.021 --> 00:24:00.482 - Well, I mean-- [clears throat] 481 00:24:00.523 --> 00:24:01.858 What are your thoughts? 482 00:24:01.900 --> 00:24:04.444 - Well, I'm just surprised that you're so willing 483 00:24:04.486 --> 00:24:06.321 to cede the moral high ground. 484 00:24:06.363 --> 00:24:09.491 - Moral high ground? It's a mental health issue. 485 00:24:09.532 --> 00:24:13.119 - For you, but it's a stress relief issue for me. 486 00:24:13.161 --> 00:24:16.498 So if we get to cuddle naked, then I-- 487 00:24:16.539 --> 00:24:19.959 - So, like, cuddling is on the same sliding scale as banging? 488 00:24:20.001 --> 00:24:21.252 - I'm glad you agree. 489 00:24:21.294 --> 00:24:22.587 - So we shouldn't do either? 490 00:24:22.629 --> 00:24:25.590 - That's not where I expected that to go. 491 00:24:25.632 --> 00:24:26.591 - Sorry. 492 00:24:28.218 --> 00:24:29.719 - Shall we? 493 00:24:38.269 --> 00:24:41.189 [upbeat salsa music] 494 00:24:41.231 --> 00:24:48.363 * * 495 00:24:55.328 --> 00:24:58.206 - [singing in Spanish] 496 00:24:58.248 --> 00:25:05.380 * * 497 00:26:01.102 --> 00:26:04.064 - [gasps] We haven't discussed reason number three. 498 00:26:04.105 --> 00:26:05.857 - What's three? 499 00:26:05.899 --> 00:26:07.275 - You could knock me up. 500 00:26:07.317 --> 00:26:08.443 [gasps] 501 00:26:12.364 --> 00:26:14.199 - So you don't have birth control? 502 00:26:14.240 --> 00:26:18.078 - Well, I had an IUD, but it was giving me weird cramps, 503 00:26:18.119 --> 00:26:21.331 so Benson removed it from me 504 00:26:21.373 --> 00:26:23.124 before the, you know... 505 00:26:23.166 --> 00:26:25.960 both: The crazy. - Yeah. 506 00:26:26.002 --> 00:26:28.880 There's no condoms or Plan B in Medical? 507 00:26:28.922 --> 00:26:31.299 - Amazingly, the government didn't send 508 00:26:31.341 --> 00:26:33.510 three married astronauts into space 509 00:26:33.551 --> 00:26:35.845 with a supply of condoms. 510 00:26:35.887 --> 00:26:37.305 - Bad planning. 511 00:26:37.347 --> 00:26:41.893 - No, it's like the gray wire situation all over again. 512 00:26:41.935 --> 00:26:42.894 - Totally. 513 00:26:47.107 --> 00:26:49.609 Let's just say, like, for argument's sake, 514 00:26:49.651 --> 00:26:52.320 you did get knocked up, 515 00:26:52.362 --> 00:26:54.572 would it be that bad? 516 00:26:54.614 --> 00:26:56.408 I said for argument's sake. 517 00:26:58.785 --> 00:27:03.123 - You want to raise a child adrift in space? 518 00:27:03.164 --> 00:27:05.458 - It's beautiful out here. 519 00:27:05.500 --> 00:27:07.752 All of our life support and food sources 520 00:27:07.794 --> 00:27:10.839 are self-sustainable. We have movies. 521 00:27:10.880 --> 00:27:13.591 - [scoffs] - What kid doesn't like space? 522 00:27:13.633 --> 00:27:15.802 - So you're losing your mind. 523 00:27:18.638 --> 00:27:23.685 - I didn't wanna say it, but it should be mentioned. 524 00:27:23.727 --> 00:27:25.687 As long as we've been out here with all the radiation, 525 00:27:25.729 --> 00:27:27.939 you're probably sterile anyway. 526 00:27:31.776 --> 00:27:34.070 [object clatters] What? 527 00:27:34.112 --> 00:27:36.156 - [scoffs] 528 00:27:36.197 --> 00:27:39.617 You're such a jerk. 529 00:27:39.659 --> 00:27:41.786 - I told you I didn't wanna say it! 530 00:27:41.828 --> 00:27:44.414 - [whispering] I mean, can you believe it? 531 00:27:44.456 --> 00:27:46.416 All the man can think about is sex. 532 00:27:46.458 --> 00:27:49.127 And before you say anything, yes, obviously, 533 00:27:49.169 --> 00:27:50.962 I think about it too. 534 00:27:51.004 --> 00:27:53.840 Did I turn four different electric drills into vibrators? 535 00:27:55.342 --> 00:27:57.344 [drill whirring] 536 00:27:57.385 --> 00:27:59.304 That was more about innovation. 537 00:27:59.346 --> 00:28:02.140 [curious music] 538 00:28:02.182 --> 00:28:04.100 [sighs] 539 00:28:04.142 --> 00:28:07.145 You've gotta be rational about it, you know? 540 00:28:07.187 --> 00:28:11.483 He's like my big brother and my little sister. 541 00:28:11.524 --> 00:28:13.777 Yo, and he's kind of like my dog. 542 00:28:15.111 --> 00:28:16.571 [laughs] Am I really supposed to believe 543 00:28:16.613 --> 00:28:18.490 that he's not into this? 544 00:28:18.531 --> 00:28:20.450 Really? Come on. [laughs] 545 00:28:20.492 --> 00:28:24.204 - And all these quote, unquote, "reasons" she's throwing out 546 00:28:24.245 --> 00:28:26.998 is complete BS. 547 00:28:27.040 --> 00:28:28.792 And even if we did make it home, 548 00:28:28.833 --> 00:28:31.753 which we're not, by the way... 549 00:28:33.880 --> 00:28:36.758 There's no way Savannah wouldn't understand that. 550 00:28:40.053 --> 00:28:42.597 Yeah, I think about it every day. 551 00:28:42.639 --> 00:28:44.140 - Work is good. 552 00:28:44.182 --> 00:28:46.059 Not to brag, but I am kind of rocking 553 00:28:46.101 --> 00:28:47.477 this whole mayor thing. 554 00:28:47.519 --> 00:28:49.187 I got the funding for the universal lunch program, 555 00:28:49.229 --> 00:28:51.398 so yay. 556 00:28:54.150 --> 00:28:57.654 I don't like that I'm living without you, 557 00:28:57.696 --> 00:28:59.030 but I'm proud of you. 558 00:28:59.072 --> 00:29:01.116 I'm proud of you, and I'm proud of me. 559 00:29:03.243 --> 00:29:05.787 Oh, and I may have killed that fern in the kitchen, 560 00:29:05.829 --> 00:29:08.373 so you should probably get back 561 00:29:08.415 --> 00:29:09.624 because you're the only one 562 00:29:09.666 --> 00:29:12.252 with the green thumb around here. 563 00:29:12.293 --> 00:29:14.087 Even the plants miss you. 564 00:29:16.715 --> 00:29:19.843 - I'd be devastated if she waited for me. 565 00:29:21.928 --> 00:29:24.097 She deserves better than that. 566 00:29:29.102 --> 00:29:32.105 - Hi. Hey, how's it going up there? 567 00:29:32.147 --> 00:29:35.525 Are you going nuts on that tiny little shuttle? 568 00:29:35.567 --> 00:29:37.068 So many questions. 569 00:29:37.110 --> 00:29:39.612 - Tom would love it up here. [laughs] 570 00:29:39.654 --> 00:29:41.156 Are you kidding me? 571 00:29:41.197 --> 00:29:44.034 Sitting around watching movies every night, 572 00:29:44.075 --> 00:29:46.161 it's like his heaven. 573 00:29:46.202 --> 00:29:50.915 I was always like, let's go for a hike, 574 00:29:50.957 --> 00:29:54.294 let's try a new restaurant or take a road trip. 575 00:29:54.336 --> 00:29:58.173 - I did screw up the universal remote again, 576 00:29:58.214 --> 00:30:01.551 and now the sound of the TV doesn't work. 577 00:30:01.593 --> 00:30:03.094 That's gonna have to wait. 578 00:30:03.136 --> 00:30:04.846 - I think he was hoping this mission 579 00:30:04.888 --> 00:30:06.931 would be, like, my ultimate adventure, 580 00:30:06.973 --> 00:30:12.479 and then I would come home and finally be able to just... 581 00:30:14.272 --> 00:30:15.815 Be. 582 00:30:15.857 --> 00:30:18.943 - All right, I love you, and I can't wait to see you. 583 00:30:18.985 --> 00:30:21.237 Have a blast. [smooches] 584 00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:24.032 - End of message. 585 00:30:24.074 --> 00:30:26.826 - Hi. How's it going up there? 586 00:30:26.868 --> 00:30:29.454 Are you going nuts on that tiny little shuttle? 587 00:30:29.496 --> 00:30:32.999 [sentimental music] 588 00:30:33.041 --> 00:30:34.668 * * 589 00:30:34.709 --> 00:30:36.628 - My very last Pop-Tart. 590 00:30:36.670 --> 00:30:43.802 * * 591 00:30:48.556 --> 00:30:49.724 Mmm. 592 00:30:55.271 --> 00:30:59.067 We add that to the list of things I'll never do again. 593 00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:10.829 - If he could see me now... [laughs] 594 00:31:18.211 --> 00:31:19.170 Shut up. 595 00:31:21.172 --> 00:31:22.757 I need some music. 596 00:31:29.723 --> 00:31:33.977 [player sputtering] 597 00:31:34.019 --> 00:31:34.978 - Uh-oh. 598 00:31:40.066 --> 00:31:40.984 Uh-oh. 599 00:31:45.864 --> 00:31:48.074 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 600 00:31:52.078 --> 00:31:53.955 - [blowing] 601 00:31:56.291 --> 00:31:57.500 -Uh-oh. 602 00:31:57.542 --> 00:31:59.127 - No. 603 00:31:59.169 --> 00:32:00.587 [blows] 604 00:32:07.177 --> 00:32:10.221 [tense music] 605 00:32:10.263 --> 00:32:12.390 * * 606 00:32:12.432 --> 00:32:13.600 Adam! 607 00:32:13.641 --> 00:32:16.394 - You hurt yourself? - Um... 608 00:32:16.436 --> 00:32:17.562 it's just so weird. 609 00:32:17.604 --> 00:32:22.025 I can't--my music's not working. 610 00:32:22.067 --> 00:32:22.984 - Let me see it. 611 00:32:30.700 --> 00:32:32.577 Oh. 612 00:32:32.619 --> 00:32:34.287 [blows] - I tried that. 613 00:32:40.126 --> 00:32:41.419 - Oh, no. 614 00:32:41.461 --> 00:32:42.754 Don't say that. What? 615 00:32:44.631 --> 00:32:48.885 - It says the root file for your music is corrupted. 616 00:32:48.927 --> 00:32:50.220 - Okay, well, fix it. 617 00:32:50.261 --> 00:32:53.306 - Well, that was--I mean-- - [sniffs] Fix it. 618 00:32:53.348 --> 00:32:54.307 Okay. 619 00:32:59.437 --> 00:33:00.605 I'm so sorry. - [gasps] 620 00:33:00.647 --> 00:33:01.898 - No, no. Come on. 621 00:33:01.940 --> 00:33:03.149 - I don't think I can do this. 622 00:33:03.191 --> 00:33:06.277 I can't do this. I can't do this. 623 00:33:06.319 --> 00:33:09.364 - I still have my music, right? You like Sinatra, right? 624 00:33:09.406 --> 00:33:10.657 Garth Brooks? 625 00:33:10.699 --> 00:33:13.576 - [sobbing] No, I can't listen to your music. 626 00:33:13.618 --> 00:33:15.829 Your music sucks! - No. [stammering] 627 00:33:15.870 --> 00:33:17.622 I mean, you like Kenny Rogers, right? 628 00:33:17.664 --> 00:33:19.290 - What? - You like Eminem? 629 00:33:19.332 --> 00:33:22.293 - [whimpers] - Who's your favorite singer? 630 00:33:22.335 --> 00:33:23.837 - Um. 631 00:33:23.878 --> 00:33:25.171 Lionel Richie. 632 00:33:25.213 --> 00:33:26.840 - Lionel Richie. Good, good, good, good, good. 633 00:33:26.881 --> 00:33:29.092 What's your favorite Lionel Richie song? 634 00:33:29.134 --> 00:33:32.303 - "All Night Long." - "All Night Long," okay. 635 00:33:32.345 --> 00:33:33.304 Here we go. 636 00:33:36.641 --> 00:33:38.518 Whoa. 637 00:33:38.560 --> 00:33:39.519 - Doesn't work. 638 00:33:39.561 --> 00:33:41.980 - * Whoa * 639 00:33:42.022 --> 00:33:44.983 * Well, my friends, the time has come * 640 00:33:46.943 --> 00:33:50.447 * To raise the roof and have some fun * 641 00:33:50.488 --> 00:33:54.117 * Throw away your work to be done * 642 00:33:54.159 --> 00:33:55.326 Come on. 643 00:33:55.368 --> 00:33:58.747 * Let the music play on, play on * 644 00:34:00.206 --> 00:34:04.002 * Everybody sing, everybody dance * 645 00:34:04.044 --> 00:34:06.921 * Lose yourself in one romance * 646 00:34:06.963 --> 00:34:10.342 * We're going to party, karamu * 647 00:34:10.383 --> 00:34:13.261 - Fiesta forever. 648 00:34:13.303 --> 00:34:16.514 - * Come on and sing along * 649 00:34:16.556 --> 00:34:18.391 both: * All night long * 650 00:34:18.433 --> 00:34:20.685 * All night, all night * 651 00:34:20.727 --> 00:34:23.688 * All night long * 652 00:34:23.730 --> 00:34:25.357 * All night * 653 00:34:25.398 --> 00:34:29.110 * All night long, all night, all night * 654 00:34:29.152 --> 00:34:31.321 - * All night long * 655 00:34:31.363 --> 00:34:34.157 - * All night, all night * 656 00:34:34.199 --> 00:34:35.492 - Yeah! 657 00:34:35.533 --> 00:34:38.912 * Once you get started, you can't sit down * 658 00:34:38.953 --> 00:34:42.874 [Lionel Richie's "All Night Long"] 659 00:34:42.916 --> 00:34:45.043 - My name is Inigo Montoya. 660 00:34:45.085 --> 00:34:47.003 You killed my father. 661 00:34:47.045 --> 00:34:50.382 Prepare to die. [chuckles] 662 00:34:50.423 --> 00:34:54.678 - * Everyone's dancing their troubles away * 663 00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:58.056 * * 664 00:34:58.098 --> 00:35:03.687 * Come join our party, see how we play * 665 00:35:03.728 --> 00:35:05.480 - You wanna hang? 666 00:35:05.522 --> 00:35:10.402 * * 667 00:35:10.443 --> 00:35:11.569 Hey! 668 00:35:11.611 --> 00:35:13.405 * * 669 00:35:13.446 --> 00:35:15.407 - You flinched and you're cheating. 670 00:35:15.448 --> 00:35:17.200 - * Tam bo li de say de moi ya * 671 00:35:17.242 --> 00:35:19.077 * Yeah, jambo, jambo * 672 00:35:19.119 --> 00:35:21.913 * Way to parti, oh, we goin' * 673 00:35:21.955 --> 00:35:23.748 * Oh, jamboli * 674 00:35:23.790 --> 00:35:25.792 * Tam bo li de say de moi ya * 675 00:35:25.834 --> 00:35:28.503 - This might be your best work yet. 676 00:35:28.545 --> 00:35:30.046 - Thank you. 677 00:35:30.088 --> 00:35:32.048 - You know what you want? 678 00:35:32.090 --> 00:35:33.299 - I don't know. [exhales] 679 00:35:33.341 --> 00:35:38.096 Just something cool right here. 680 00:35:38.138 --> 00:35:40.640 Who's your favorite, me or Adam? 681 00:35:40.682 --> 00:35:43.476 [laughs] I know what's the answer. 682 00:35:43.518 --> 00:35:45.020 [whispering] And I won't tell him. 683 00:35:45.061 --> 00:35:46.479 Okay, I won't tell him. 684 00:35:46.521 --> 00:35:48.023 Are you juggling our eggs? 685 00:35:48.064 --> 00:35:50.859 Feed the input and output for me, please. 686 00:35:52.318 --> 00:35:54.446 - Input. 687 00:35:54.487 --> 00:35:57.615 - Mm-hmm. - 000. 688 00:35:57.657 --> 00:36:00.243 - Okay. - 010. 689 00:36:02.287 --> 00:36:03.955 100. 690 00:36:21.139 --> 00:36:23.016 It's gonna flower soon. 691 00:36:23.058 --> 00:36:24.559 I can feel it. 692 00:36:24.601 --> 00:36:26.061 - I believe you. 693 00:36:26.102 --> 00:36:30.190 - And we can get high off these amazingly juicy berries. 694 00:36:30.231 --> 00:36:34.027 And when I get back to Earth, I'll be a billionaire. 695 00:36:36.946 --> 00:36:38.615 - Well, you'll still have to cook it. 696 00:36:42.327 --> 00:36:44.329 - What? 697 00:36:44.371 --> 00:36:50.335 - THC and weed needs to be heated in order to activate. 698 00:36:50.377 --> 00:36:52.629 So you're gonna have to, you know, like, 699 00:36:52.671 --> 00:36:54.923 bake it or smoke it. 700 00:36:54.964 --> 00:36:59.678 Like, you can't just eat one of these weeds and get stoned. 701 00:36:59.719 --> 00:37:01.680 But you know, maybe I'm wrong. 702 00:37:01.721 --> 00:37:06.643 Maybe you made the first raw plant ever to get you high. 703 00:37:06.685 --> 00:37:08.561 Hey, it's still gonna be great. 704 00:37:08.603 --> 00:37:10.480 [bell dings] 705 00:37:10.522 --> 00:37:11.940 Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. 706 00:37:11.981 --> 00:37:13.066 - What is it? 707 00:37:14.901 --> 00:37:16.986 - Dude, are you ready for this? 708 00:37:17.028 --> 00:37:18.196 - Yes, what is it? 709 00:37:18.238 --> 00:37:21.157 - No peeking! - Jeez! 710 00:37:21.199 --> 00:37:23.284 - Okay, it's probably thicker than the real thing 711 00:37:23.326 --> 00:37:26.162 and not as dry and crumbly, but what do you think? 712 00:37:31.167 --> 00:37:32.711 - Are you serious? 713 00:37:32.752 --> 00:37:34.254 - Yeah. 714 00:37:36.881 --> 00:37:38.591 Oh. Here. 715 00:37:38.633 --> 00:37:40.301 - [sniffles] 716 00:37:45.724 --> 00:37:49.561 - * I told the woman it was high time * 717 00:37:49.602 --> 00:37:53.565 * I picked it up and walked the line * 718 00:37:53.606 --> 00:37:57.360 * Don't want to have to look back, no, no * 719 00:37:57.402 --> 00:38:00.447 * And say that I never tried * 720 00:38:00.488 --> 00:38:04.576 - You know what, country music is not that bad. 721 00:38:08.788 --> 00:38:09.956 What? 722 00:38:20.800 --> 00:38:22.552 We should get her out of here. 723 00:38:25.138 --> 00:38:27.140 I don't want the girls to see her. 724 00:38:40.820 --> 00:38:41.946 - Do we have to? 725 00:38:41.988 --> 00:38:43.865 - It would be crazy not to. 726 00:38:43.907 --> 00:38:45.617 - But we didn't eat Benson. 727 00:38:45.658 --> 00:38:49.079 [tense music] 728 00:38:49.120 --> 00:38:51.122 - Benson was a person. 729 00:38:51.164 --> 00:38:53.166 Gertie was here for food purposes. 730 00:38:53.208 --> 00:38:56.127 - For milk purposes. 731 00:38:56.169 --> 00:38:57.712 How much do we have left, anyway? 732 00:38:57.754 --> 00:39:01.883 - I think we only have, like, 12 pints left in the freezer. 733 00:39:01.925 --> 00:39:07.305 But now we also have 50-plus meals worth of meat. 734 00:39:09.808 --> 00:39:11.059 Together. 735 00:39:11.101 --> 00:39:18.191 * * 736 00:39:23.405 --> 00:39:24.406 - One. 737 00:39:24.447 --> 00:39:25.240 - Two. 738 00:39:25.281 --> 00:39:26.366 both: Three. 739 00:39:35.375 --> 00:39:38.169 - That's so good. - Oh, my God. 740 00:39:38.211 --> 00:39:40.005 Mama mia. - Oh. 741 00:39:40.046 --> 00:39:42.007 - Oh, zut alors. 742 00:39:42.048 --> 00:39:43.341 - Come on. 743 00:39:43.383 --> 00:39:46.720 [sentimental music] 744 00:39:46.761 --> 00:39:53.727 * * 745 00:40:06.156 --> 00:40:08.533 - [gasps] 746 00:40:08.575 --> 00:40:10.702 [groans] 747 00:40:12.162 --> 00:40:15.123 [soft music] 748 00:40:15.165 --> 00:40:19.085 * * 749 00:40:19.127 --> 00:40:21.129 I'm sorry. - Don't be. 750 00:40:21.171 --> 00:40:22.547 It was a mistake. 751 00:40:24.591 --> 00:40:26.468 - Yeah, but what if you have a mistake? 752 00:40:26.509 --> 00:40:27.510 - I won't. 753 00:40:27.552 --> 00:40:28.553 - [sniffs] 754 00:40:48.782 --> 00:40:49.908 Thank you. 755 00:40:49.949 --> 00:40:51.117 - You're welcome. 756 00:41:00.669 --> 00:41:04.255 - You haven't asked to bang in while. 757 00:41:04.297 --> 00:41:07.258 - Well, technically, I never asked. 758 00:41:07.300 --> 00:41:08.760 It was more of a debate. 759 00:41:08.802 --> 00:41:11.930 Yeah. Okay. 760 00:41:11.971 --> 00:41:15.225 So for the sake of debate, 761 00:41:15.266 --> 00:41:18.978 what would your theoretical stance 762 00:41:19.020 --> 00:41:25.026 be on everything but? 763 00:41:25.068 --> 00:41:26.611 - You mean, like, hand stuff? 764 00:41:26.653 --> 00:41:28.738 - Yeah. 765 00:41:28.780 --> 00:41:30.115 - And mouth stuff? 766 00:41:30.156 --> 00:41:32.742 - Everything but. 767 00:41:32.784 --> 00:41:37.414 That you could, you know, hypothetically think of. 768 00:41:37.455 --> 00:41:40.458 - Well, hypothetically, 769 00:41:40.500 --> 00:41:43.336 I'd wanna make sure you were sure. 770 00:41:43.378 --> 00:41:47.382 - I mean, I still have my husband, 771 00:41:47.424 --> 00:41:52.137 but he's still a billion miles away. 772 00:41:52.178 --> 00:41:54.472 And it's just a matter of time before something vital 773 00:41:54.514 --> 00:41:57.434 on the ship breaks that we can't fix. 774 00:41:57.475 --> 00:42:00.061 Plus, you are hot. 775 00:42:00.103 --> 00:42:01.438 - [chuckles] 776 00:42:01.479 --> 00:42:03.440 - And I've have seen the outline of your penis 777 00:42:03.481 --> 00:42:04.899 when you wear gym shorts, 778 00:42:04.941 --> 00:42:08.361 and I feel like it wouldn't disappoint. 779 00:42:08.403 --> 00:42:10.363 - Wow, we're being honest today. 780 00:42:10.405 --> 00:42:13.658 - But it isn't just me, right? 781 00:42:13.700 --> 00:42:18.872 Like, you are attracted to me too? 782 00:42:20.749 --> 00:42:21.708 - Theoretically? 783 00:42:21.750 --> 00:42:24.878 - No, do you find me attractive? 784 00:42:27.047 --> 00:42:29.215 - Yeah. Very. 785 00:42:31.343 --> 00:42:35.180 - Okay. - Okay. 786 00:42:35.221 --> 00:42:36.931 - Yeah, okay. 787 00:42:40.727 --> 00:42:42.979 - So did you just go from pretty sure to sure? 788 00:42:43.021 --> 00:42:45.732 - There is one other thing. 789 00:42:45.774 --> 00:42:47.692 - What's that? 790 00:42:47.734 --> 00:42:50.028 - Okay, so I'm not saying this romantically, 791 00:42:50.070 --> 00:42:51.946 so please don't get it twisted. 792 00:42:51.988 --> 00:42:53.281 - Oh, boy. 793 00:42:53.323 --> 00:42:58.912 - But you are literally my entire world. 794 00:42:58.953 --> 00:43:00.330 - Oh! - Shut up. 795 00:43:00.372 --> 00:43:04.876 You are my only friend. 796 00:43:04.918 --> 00:43:07.587 You're my only coworker. 797 00:43:07.629 --> 00:43:10.006 You are the only person who can check 798 00:43:10.048 --> 00:43:13.718 that weird ass mole for me. 799 00:43:13.760 --> 00:43:17.806 So what if you're bad at sex? 800 00:43:17.847 --> 00:43:21.393 - [laughing] 801 00:43:21.434 --> 00:43:23.895 - I'm serious. 802 00:43:23.937 --> 00:43:26.147 Like, what if we do it and you can't find my clit 803 00:43:26.189 --> 00:43:29.401 and you're, like, one of those sweaty, dripping dudes 804 00:43:29.442 --> 00:43:31.027 who always has to be on top, 805 00:43:31.069 --> 00:43:33.071 and then I have to call it off, and then things get weird, 806 00:43:33.113 --> 00:43:38.618 and this awesome thing we have going on gets ruined. 807 00:43:38.660 --> 00:43:43.456 - Okay. All right. Stop. Stop. [laughs] 808 00:43:43.498 --> 00:43:48.336 First of all, I love the clit, okay? 809 00:43:48.378 --> 00:43:50.296 We're best friends. 810 00:43:50.338 --> 00:43:53.425 Second of all... 811 00:43:53.466 --> 00:43:56.302 we're still just talking about banging, right? 812 00:43:58.596 --> 00:44:00.515 - Yeah, right. - Okay. 813 00:44:00.557 --> 00:44:05.937 So if one of us wants to stop, we just stop. 814 00:44:05.979 --> 00:44:07.564 No hard feelings. 815 00:44:07.605 --> 00:44:09.399 No explanations needed. 816 00:44:09.441 --> 00:44:12.110 None asked for. 817 00:44:12.152 --> 00:44:15.071 - Yeah? - Totally. 818 00:44:15.113 --> 00:44:16.531 - Promise? 819 00:44:17.949 --> 00:44:23.455 - I promise on my delicious dead goat. 820 00:44:23.496 --> 00:44:25.707 - Our delicious dead goat. 821 00:44:27.917 --> 00:44:28.877 Okay. 822 00:44:31.880 --> 00:44:32.839 - Okay. 823 00:44:38.178 --> 00:44:39.637 So what did we just decide? 824 00:44:39.679 --> 00:44:43.475 - I think we just decided to try everything but. 825 00:44:43.516 --> 00:44:45.060 - Oh, wow. 826 00:44:45.101 --> 00:44:47.270 Just--okay. 827 00:44:47.312 --> 00:44:49.356 So, right now? 828 00:44:49.397 --> 00:44:50.523 - I guess. 829 00:44:53.610 --> 00:44:54.819 Actually, you know what? 830 00:44:54.861 --> 00:44:56.321 I haven't done any personal maintenance 831 00:44:56.363 --> 00:44:57.822 in, like, a really long time. 832 00:44:57.864 --> 00:44:59.866 Do you think we could do it tomorrow night? 833 00:45:01.451 --> 00:45:03.495 - I'll check my calendar. 834 00:45:03.536 --> 00:45:05.205 - Cool. - Dope. 835 00:45:05.246 --> 00:45:06.873 - Sick. - Looking forward to it. 836 00:45:06.915 --> 00:45:08.541 - It's a date. 837 00:45:08.583 --> 00:45:11.294 - Be there or be square. 838 00:45:11.336 --> 00:45:12.921 - Coolio. 839 00:45:12.962 --> 00:45:14.005 - Slamming. 840 00:45:19.678 --> 00:45:21.096 - Good morning, Jane. 841 00:45:21.137 --> 00:45:22.847 It's day 1,051. 842 00:45:22.889 --> 00:45:23.890 - [groans] 843 00:45:31.564 --> 00:45:33.608 [upbeat music] 844 00:45:33.650 --> 00:45:35.485 Oh. - Whoa. 845 00:45:35.527 --> 00:45:38.321 - Lieutenant. - Captain. 846 00:45:38.363 --> 00:45:39.614 [pan sizzling] 847 00:45:43.743 --> 00:45:47.664 - Okay, what about this? 848 00:45:49.249 --> 00:45:50.166 - No. 849 00:45:52.377 --> 00:45:53.461 - Ow. 850 00:45:53.503 --> 00:45:55.171 - No? 851 00:45:55.213 --> 00:45:56.214 - Nope. 852 00:45:56.256 --> 00:45:58.091 Are you sleepy? 'Cause I'm not. 853 00:45:58.133 --> 00:45:59.092 No. 854 00:46:03.680 --> 00:46:04.973 Yo, you look good tonight. 855 00:46:05.015 --> 00:46:06.016 No. 856 00:46:06.057 --> 00:46:12.981 * * 857 00:46:15.692 --> 00:46:18.445 - I'm still gonna try. 858 00:46:18.486 --> 00:46:19.946 - [sighs] 859 00:46:22.449 --> 00:46:25.076 - Comms fail. 860 00:46:25.118 --> 00:46:26.077 - Yo, Earth. 861 00:46:26.119 --> 00:46:27.662 We miss you, bruh. 862 00:46:32.792 --> 00:46:35.628 - Navigation engaged. 863 00:46:35.670 --> 00:46:38.673 [engines thrumming] 864 00:46:38.715 --> 00:46:40.258 - Oh, my God. 865 00:46:40.300 --> 00:46:43.970 [soft wondrous music] 866 00:46:44.012 --> 00:46:46.014 Oh... 867 00:46:46.056 --> 00:46:47.182 - Fuck. 868 00:46:49.351 --> 00:46:51.895 We have navigation. 869 00:46:51.936 --> 00:46:53.980 - Yeah. 870 00:46:54.022 --> 00:46:55.607 - But no comms. 871 00:46:57.984 --> 00:47:00.820 - We don't need comms to get home. 872 00:47:00.862 --> 00:47:02.697 - So you can fly us home? 873 00:47:04.491 --> 00:47:05.825 - Yeah. 874 00:47:09.704 --> 00:47:11.539 - How long would it take? 875 00:47:16.127 --> 00:47:17.545 - Three weeks. 876 00:47:24.511 --> 00:47:26.471 - So I guess... 877 00:47:26.513 --> 00:47:29.432 [soft anticipatory music] 878 00:47:29.474 --> 00:47:32.185 * * 879 00:47:32.227 --> 00:47:35.355 [sultry music] 880 00:47:35.397 --> 00:47:42.529 * * 881 00:48:29.951 --> 00:48:32.203 Ow. 882 00:48:32.245 --> 00:48:33.621 - Are you okay? 883 00:48:33.663 --> 00:48:35.081 - What's this? 884 00:48:35.123 --> 00:48:36.708 - Oh. 885 00:48:36.750 --> 00:48:39.210 Let me show you. 886 00:48:39.252 --> 00:48:43.214 [drill whirring] 887 00:48:43.256 --> 00:48:45.050 - [moaning] 888 00:48:45.091 --> 00:48:46.926 - * Looking for that good stuff * 889 00:48:46.968 --> 00:48:48.511 [The Fatback Band's "Backstrokin'"] 890 00:48:48.553 --> 00:48:50.972 * Why don't you tighten up on your back stroke? * 891 00:48:51.014 --> 00:48:53.433 [upbeat funky music] 892 00:48:53.475 --> 00:48:55.393 * Looking for that good stuff * 893 00:48:55.435 --> 00:48:57.771 * * 894 00:48:57.812 --> 00:48:59.397 - Oh, my God! 895 00:48:59.439 --> 00:49:01.358 * * 896 00:49:01.399 --> 00:49:03.443 - * Looking for that good stuff * 897 00:49:03.485 --> 00:49:05.320 * * 898 00:49:05.362 --> 00:49:07.572 * Why don't you tighten up on your back stroke? * 899 00:49:07.614 --> 00:49:09.449 * * 900 00:49:09.491 --> 00:49:11.659 * Looking for that good stuff * 901 00:49:11.701 --> 00:49:15.288 [both moaning] 902 00:49:20.418 --> 00:49:22.128 - [sighs] 903 00:49:22.170 --> 00:49:24.756 - I'm gonna have to get up and pee in, like, 30 seconds. 904 00:49:24.798 --> 00:49:26.758 - Shh. Shh, shh. 905 00:49:37.686 --> 00:49:41.606 - If this gets infected and I die before we get home, 906 00:49:41.648 --> 00:49:45.443 I'm gonna haunt you so hard. 907 00:49:45.485 --> 00:49:46.695 - Understandable. 908 00:49:50.156 --> 00:49:52.826 It's gonna be a hard one to explain to the husband. 909 00:49:57.455 --> 00:50:01.876 - Yeah, well, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. 910 00:50:01.918 --> 00:50:04.879 [pensive music] 911 00:50:04.921 --> 00:50:11.678 * * 912 00:50:47.005 --> 00:50:48.673 It's weird, right? 913 00:50:48.715 --> 00:50:49.841 - Totally. 914 00:50:52.135 --> 00:50:56.931 Do you think there will be, like, flying cars and stuff? 915 00:50:56.973 --> 00:50:59.434 - We've only been gone for three years. 916 00:50:59.476 --> 00:51:01.978 - [chuckles] Still. 917 00:51:02.020 --> 00:51:05.899 - I think it'll be exactly the same. 918 00:51:05.940 --> 00:51:07.859 And completely different. 919 00:51:10.111 --> 00:51:12.530 - What are you looking forward to most? 920 00:51:12.572 --> 00:51:14.491 - Mm. 921 00:51:14.532 --> 00:51:16.868 Floating down Alcorn River. 922 00:51:16.910 --> 00:51:19.746 Having my music back. 923 00:51:19.788 --> 00:51:22.749 Never eating another egg for the rest of my goddamn life. 924 00:51:22.791 --> 00:51:24.751 - Preach. - You? 925 00:51:32.842 --> 00:51:34.052 - [sighs] 926 00:51:36.554 --> 00:51:39.140 I'm looking forward to hugging Savannah. 927 00:51:40.850 --> 00:51:42.686 Can I say that? 928 00:51:42.727 --> 00:51:44.396 - Yeah, of course. 929 00:51:44.437 --> 00:51:45.522 She's your wife. 930 00:51:45.563 --> 00:51:46.564 - I know, but we're-- 931 00:51:46.606 --> 00:51:49.401 - I can't wait to see Tom. 932 00:51:49.442 --> 00:51:51.736 I mean, he probably waited a dignified three months 933 00:51:51.778 --> 00:51:54.572 before marrying a nice, stable farm girl 934 00:51:54.614 --> 00:51:56.241 and filling her full of babies. 935 00:51:56.282 --> 00:51:58.284 - You think? - [chuckles] 936 00:52:02.956 --> 00:52:04.499 I don't know. 937 00:52:07.293 --> 00:52:11.339 It would just be nice to get off this dumb rocket. 938 00:52:11.381 --> 00:52:13.049 Get back to life. 939 00:52:19.055 --> 00:52:21.307 - Can we still be best friends when we get back? 940 00:52:23.184 --> 00:52:24.144 Please? 941 00:52:26.813 --> 00:52:30.900 Like you said, you've been my entire world for three years. 942 00:52:34.529 --> 00:52:36.823 - Your world's about to get a lot bigger. 943 00:52:42.287 --> 00:52:45.123 [Lael Neale's "Every Star Shivers in the Dark"] 944 00:52:45.165 --> 00:52:48.293 [upbeat contemplative music] 945 00:52:48.335 --> 00:52:55.258 * * 946 00:53:08.730 --> 00:53:13.485 - * Every star shivers in the dark * 947 00:53:13.526 --> 00:53:18.907 * I've been shooting with a heavy, heavy heart * 948 00:53:18.948 --> 00:53:26.039 * * 949 00:53:26.081 --> 00:53:30.669 * Talking to losers at the stadium * 950 00:53:30.710 --> 00:53:34.214 * Telling them it's all right, let's have some fun * 951 00:53:34.255 --> 00:53:38.343 * Why can't I have some fun? * 952 00:53:38.385 --> 00:53:42.389 * Why can't I have some fun? * 953 00:53:42.430 --> 00:53:48.269 * * 954 00:53:48.311 --> 00:53:52.607 * Shaping the clay in the dark pre-dawn * 955 00:53:52.649 --> 00:53:56.319 * God made man to love someone * 956 00:53:56.361 --> 00:54:00.407 * Why can't I love someone? * 957 00:54:00.448 --> 00:54:04.953 * Why can't I love someone? * 958 00:54:04.994 --> 00:54:08.998 * I'd like to love someone * 959 00:54:09.040 --> 00:54:10.500 * * 960 00:54:10.542 --> 00:54:13.545 * Making my way through the grocery... * 961 00:54:13.586 --> 00:54:15.005 - Hey! 962 00:54:18.174 --> 00:54:21.302 [alarm blaring] 963 00:54:23.013 --> 00:54:26.975 - * So I feel for you * 964 00:54:27.017 --> 00:54:31.104 * I work in service too * 965 00:54:31.146 --> 00:54:37.402 * * 966 00:54:37.444 --> 00:54:41.406 * Alameda street-side prison tower * 967 00:54:41.448 --> 00:54:44.993 * A man pressed his hand on the window * 968 00:54:45.035 --> 00:54:49.414 * I waved a little while * 969 00:54:49.456 --> 00:54:53.543 * I waved a little while * 970 00:54:53.585 --> 00:54:58.256 * I'm gonna love someone * 971 00:54:58.298 --> 00:55:01.051 * I'm gonna love someone * 972 00:55:01.092 --> 00:55:07.682 * * 973 00:55:22.197 --> 00:55:25.158 [engine revving] 974 00:55:25.200 --> 00:55:26.534 - Goodbye. 975 00:55:51.184 --> 00:55:53.812 [high-pitched ringing] 976 00:55:53.853 --> 00:55:57.357 [reporters clamoring] 977 00:56:15.500 --> 00:56:17.669 - The successful return of Captain Kwan 978 00:56:17.711 --> 00:56:19.504 and lead science officer Adam Gherrity 979 00:56:19.546 --> 00:56:22.674 is cause for celebration the world over. 980 00:56:22.716 --> 00:56:25.593 And perhaps none will be more elated than their spouses, 981 00:56:25.635 --> 00:56:27.971 Tom Campbell and Governor Savannah Gherrity, 982 00:56:28.013 --> 00:56:29.222 who are en route as we speak. 983 00:56:29.264 --> 00:56:30.473 - [whispering] Governor? 984 00:56:30.515 --> 00:56:32.517 - At the same time, we are saddened 985 00:56:32.559 --> 00:56:34.644 to learn of the passing of lead medical officer 986 00:56:34.686 --> 00:56:37.731 Megan Benson, who passed away early in the mission 987 00:56:37.772 --> 00:56:39.524 from as-yet-unknown causes. 988 00:56:39.566 --> 00:56:41.568 - What do you think happened? 989 00:56:45.238 --> 00:56:46.906 Uh... [gun cocks] 990 00:56:46.948 --> 00:56:48.450 - [yelling] 991 00:56:48.491 --> 00:56:50.952 - No, no, Benson, stop! Benson! 992 00:56:50.994 --> 00:56:52.412 - [yells] 993 00:56:54.080 --> 00:56:56.791 Uh, she passed in her sleep. 994 00:56:58.001 --> 00:57:00.170 And as far as we can tell, 995 00:57:00.211 --> 00:57:04.132 it was either cardiac arrest or an aneurysm. 996 00:57:04.174 --> 00:57:05.508 [reporters clamoring] 997 00:57:05.550 --> 00:57:08.011 - I'm sure you all have endless questions. 998 00:57:08.053 --> 00:57:09.179 Captain Kwan, Lieutenant Gherrity? 999 00:57:09.220 --> 00:57:11.097 - Adam? 1000 00:57:11.139 --> 00:57:15.894 - Savvie. 1001 00:57:15.935 --> 00:57:19.022 [soft music] 1002 00:57:19.064 --> 00:57:25.570 * * 1003 00:57:25.612 --> 00:57:28.156 - Hi. 1004 00:57:28.198 --> 00:57:30.575 - One more question. One question. 1005 00:57:30.617 --> 00:57:31.659 - Let's go home. 1006 00:57:34.037 --> 00:57:35.497 - What are you gonna do first? 1007 00:57:50.011 --> 00:57:51.596 [knock at door] 1008 00:57:51.638 --> 00:57:53.431 - Hi. So next up is the MRI. 1009 00:57:53.473 --> 00:57:55.684 They're just getting set up. - Okay. 1010 00:57:55.725 --> 00:57:57.268 Thank you. 1011 00:57:57.310 --> 00:57:58.561 [door closes] 1012 00:57:58.603 --> 00:58:00.230 Oh, my God. 1013 00:58:00.271 --> 00:58:03.149 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 1014 00:58:08.822 --> 00:58:10.156 [knock on door] 1015 00:58:10.198 --> 00:58:11.408 Yep. 1016 00:58:13.993 --> 00:58:15.328 - Hi. 1017 00:58:15.370 --> 00:58:18.957 * * 1018 00:58:18.998 --> 00:58:20.500 - Tom. 1019 00:58:20.542 --> 00:58:22.627 Um. 1020 00:58:22.669 --> 00:58:24.963 Hi. 1021 00:58:25.005 --> 00:58:26.840 - Oh. 1022 00:58:29.217 --> 00:58:31.553 - Wait. Wait one second. 1023 00:58:31.594 --> 00:58:35.765 Uh, if you have gone and pulled a "Castaway" on me 1024 00:58:35.807 --> 00:58:38.810 and married someone else, totally cool. 1025 00:58:38.852 --> 00:58:40.478 Just tell me now because I don't think 1026 00:58:40.520 --> 00:58:41.980 I could actually do-- - No. 1027 00:58:42.022 --> 00:58:43.690 - No? 1028 00:58:45.316 --> 00:58:46.443 - Still here. 1029 00:58:50.196 --> 00:58:52.824 - Didn't you think I was dead? 1030 00:58:56.536 --> 00:58:59.205 - Do we have to do this now? 1031 00:58:59.247 --> 00:59:01.291 - Yeah, I mean, why not? 1032 00:59:01.332 --> 00:59:03.501 What else is there to talk about? 1033 00:59:03.543 --> 00:59:06.504 I mean, I wanna know. 1034 00:59:06.546 --> 00:59:10.550 - After about a year, my sister set me up with someone. 1035 00:59:10.592 --> 00:59:11.843 - Sure. 1036 00:59:11.885 --> 00:59:14.554 - And then... 1037 00:59:14.596 --> 00:59:18.058 there were three or four other short things after that. 1038 00:59:18.099 --> 00:59:20.477 They--they--they just--they-- 1039 00:59:22.896 --> 00:59:24.731 Nothing ever took. 1040 00:59:28.860 --> 00:59:31.363 They couldn't hold a candle to you. 1041 00:59:41.748 --> 00:59:45.377 - Sorry about the whole kiss attack thing earlier. 1042 00:59:47.379 --> 00:59:49.798 I was just really excited to see you. 1043 00:59:49.839 --> 00:59:52.634 And I had my team in my head just telling me 1044 00:59:52.676 --> 00:59:54.427 what an important moment this was, 1045 00:59:54.469 --> 00:59:58.306 and everything had to go just right, and... 1046 00:59:58.348 --> 01:00:03.812 inside, I was just terrified. 1047 01:00:03.853 --> 01:00:06.815 - Of what? 1048 01:00:06.856 --> 01:00:09.401 - I don't know. 1049 01:00:09.442 --> 01:00:11.194 Three years is a long time. 1050 01:00:11.236 --> 01:00:12.612 -Yeah. 1051 01:00:14.280 --> 01:00:17.033 - I really didn't think I was ever gonna see you again. 1052 01:00:17.075 --> 01:00:18.451 - Same. 1053 01:00:21.663 --> 01:00:25.083 - God knows what you must think of all this governor stuff. 1054 01:00:25.125 --> 01:00:26.584 - [scoffs] 1055 01:00:26.626 --> 01:00:28.753 - No, because I feel like I need to explain this to you 1056 01:00:28.795 --> 01:00:31.923 because listen, when you disappeared, 1057 01:00:31.965 --> 01:00:36.636 there was suddenly this spotlight on me. 1058 01:00:36.678 --> 01:00:39.222 And I couldn't just go out and have death rebound sex 1059 01:00:39.264 --> 01:00:41.808 like a normal person. 1060 01:00:41.850 --> 01:00:43.268 [sighs] 1061 01:00:43.309 --> 01:00:47.022 I had to just play the part and meet the expectations, 1062 01:00:47.063 --> 01:00:48.732 and I was stuck. 1063 01:00:50.650 --> 01:00:55.113 All I had was my work. 1064 01:00:55.155 --> 01:00:59.367 So then this opportunity to run came up, and I just took it. 1065 01:00:59.409 --> 01:01:03.038 - Listen, babe, I'm proud of you. 1066 01:01:05.081 --> 01:01:06.666 - You are? - Yeah. 1067 01:01:10.253 --> 01:01:12.964 [mellow upbeat music] 1068 01:01:13.006 --> 01:01:16.968 * * 1069 01:01:17.010 --> 01:01:21.973 So here, you have the marijuana kush or flower. 1070 01:01:22.015 --> 01:01:24.309 Here, you have the blueberry, luscious, wholesome. 1071 01:01:24.351 --> 01:01:27.354 - She was, like, screaming at Adam... 1072 01:01:27.395 --> 01:01:29.230 coming toward, um... 1073 01:01:29.272 --> 01:01:31.608 - * Can't you see? * 1074 01:01:31.649 --> 01:01:33.777 [Ariel Days' "You Love Me In My Dreams"] 1075 01:01:33.818 --> 01:01:36.154 * And do you ever * 1076 01:01:36.196 --> 01:01:38.239 * * 1077 01:01:38.281 --> 01:01:40.450 * Dream of me? * 1078 01:01:40.492 --> 01:01:42.702 * * 1079 01:01:42.744 --> 01:01:45.080 * Please just listen * 1080 01:01:45.121 --> 01:01:47.332 * * 1081 01:01:47.374 --> 01:01:49.209 - We have one that goes like this. 1082 01:01:49.250 --> 01:01:51.002 [drill whirring] 1083 01:01:51.044 --> 01:01:52.420 Slower. 1084 01:01:52.462 --> 01:01:53.922 And it's erratic, 1085 01:01:53.963 --> 01:01:55.423 but that's what I like about it. 1086 01:01:58.593 --> 01:01:59.719 You wanna try? 1087 01:02:02.389 --> 01:02:03.473 - Yeah, I'm fine. 1088 01:02:04.933 --> 01:02:06.893 - I'm fine. 1089 01:02:06.935 --> 01:02:08.436 I'm okay. 1090 01:02:10.063 --> 01:02:12.732 Just... both: Just happy to be home. 1091 01:02:16.069 --> 01:02:17.445 - Where is this guy? 1092 01:02:17.487 --> 01:02:19.656 They run out of ink? - [laughs] 1093 01:02:19.698 --> 01:02:22.117 It's NASA, don't--don't they have printers here? 1094 01:02:22.158 --> 01:02:23.410 Sign these papers. 1095 01:02:23.451 --> 01:02:25.078 - [flatly] Sign this paper. 1096 01:02:25.120 --> 01:02:28.373 [chuckles] - It doesn't feel real. 1097 01:02:28.415 --> 01:02:30.375 - I'm here. - I know. 1098 01:02:30.417 --> 01:02:32.210 - I'm so sorry. 1099 01:02:32.252 --> 01:02:34.254 We just need a few more security guards out there 1100 01:02:34.295 --> 01:02:36.214 to help keep the press at bay. 1101 01:02:36.256 --> 01:02:39.134 - No worries. - Not a problem. 1102 01:02:39.175 --> 01:02:42.387 I promise it's gonna start feeling normal soon. 1103 01:02:42.429 --> 01:02:43.596 - Yeah. 1104 01:02:43.638 --> 01:02:45.807 - Oh, I'm so glad we didn't miss you guys. 1105 01:02:45.849 --> 01:02:47.392 - Hey, guys. - Hi. 1106 01:02:47.434 --> 01:02:48.893 It's so good to see you, Jane. 1107 01:02:48.935 --> 01:02:50.603 - You too, Savannah. - Hi. 1108 01:02:50.645 --> 01:02:52.939 That farewell dinner feels like a lifetime ago. 1109 01:02:52.981 --> 01:02:55.400 Oh, my God, yeah, two lifetimes ago. 1110 01:02:55.442 --> 01:02:56.401 - I know. - Hey. 1111 01:02:56.443 --> 01:02:57.527 Hey. How's it going? 1112 01:02:57.569 --> 01:02:58.903 - Thanks for taking care of my girl. 1113 01:02:58.945 --> 01:03:00.280 - More like she took care of me. 1114 01:03:00.321 --> 01:03:01.489 - [chuckles] 1115 01:03:03.116 --> 01:03:05.410 - I'm keeping the girls. 1116 01:03:05.452 --> 01:03:06.494 - Oh. - Yeah. 1117 01:03:06.536 --> 01:03:07.746 - The girls? - The hens. 1118 01:03:07.787 --> 01:03:09.789 That's what we call the hens. - Oh. 1119 01:03:09.831 --> 01:03:12.125 - Unless you guys want some. 1120 01:03:12.167 --> 01:03:13.918 - Oh, um-- - Why not? 1121 01:03:13.960 --> 01:03:15.920 We've got the space. - I don't know. 1122 01:03:15.962 --> 01:03:18.048 You know, if I deployed-- - Come on. 1123 01:03:18.089 --> 01:03:20.884 You guys are international space heroes now. 1124 01:03:20.925 --> 01:03:22.594 Your deployment days are behind you. 1125 01:03:22.635 --> 01:03:24.179 I mean, you're celebrities. - Okay, okay. 1126 01:03:24.220 --> 01:03:25.680 It's just they make a mess. - Wait, wait, wait. 1127 01:03:25.722 --> 01:03:27.891 How much of a mess are we talking about here? 1128 01:03:27.932 --> 01:03:29.476 - Oh, no, they're great. They're great. 1129 01:03:29.517 --> 01:03:31.144 I'm really glad you're taking them. 1130 01:03:31.186 --> 01:03:35.607 I wanted to take Benson home, but they said no, so-- 1131 01:03:35.648 --> 01:03:37.233 - [chuckles] 1132 01:03:37.275 --> 01:03:39.903 - Okay, so your discharge papers are ready now. 1133 01:03:39.944 --> 01:03:41.654 - All right. - Hey, you know what? 1134 01:03:41.696 --> 01:03:42.906 Why don't Tom and I handle this? 1135 01:03:42.947 --> 01:03:45.283 You guys just take a minute. Say goodbye. 1136 01:03:45.325 --> 01:03:46.785 - Oh. - Yeah. I got it. 1137 01:03:46.826 --> 01:03:48.286 - Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah, of course. 1138 01:03:48.328 --> 01:03:49.871 - Yeah. Yeah. - All right. 1139 01:03:54.709 --> 01:03:56.294 - Ate a Pop-Tart this morning. 1140 01:03:56.336 --> 01:03:58.213 - Oh, yeah? How was it? 1141 01:03:58.254 --> 01:04:01.383 - Well, after your homemade ones, I'm a little ruined. 1142 01:04:01.424 --> 01:04:04.135 Mm, well. [both chuckle] 1143 01:04:04.177 --> 01:04:05.804 I'll get you the recipe. 1144 01:04:05.845 --> 01:04:08.181 All you need is a steady supply of fresh, 1145 01:04:08.223 --> 01:04:10.850 unpasteurized goat's milk. 1146 01:04:12.769 --> 01:04:15.271 - So I'll hear from you. 1147 01:04:15.313 --> 01:04:16.940 - Yeah, of course. I mean, we'll see each other. 1148 01:04:16.981 --> 01:04:18.149 We've got interviews coming up-- 1149 01:04:18.191 --> 01:04:19.150 - Not like that. 1150 01:04:19.192 --> 01:04:21.486 [pensive music] 1151 01:04:21.528 --> 01:04:23.321 Will you be a part of my life? 1152 01:04:23.363 --> 01:04:30.245 * * 1153 01:04:31.204 --> 01:04:32.956 - No. 1154 01:04:32.997 --> 01:04:35.375 - Come on. 1155 01:04:35.417 --> 01:04:38.962 Just a phone call every now and then, you know? 1156 01:04:39.004 --> 01:04:41.006 Old friends checking up on each other. 1157 01:04:41.047 --> 01:04:44.676 - Adam, we were stuck in a box for three years, 1158 01:04:44.718 --> 01:04:47.512 and it messed with our heads. 1159 01:04:47.554 --> 01:04:48.888 And now we're out of that box. 1160 01:04:51.391 --> 01:04:52.767 This is real. 1161 01:04:52.809 --> 01:04:55.729 Up there, it wasn't real. 1162 01:04:57.230 --> 01:04:59.357 - You ready? 1163 01:04:59.399 --> 01:05:02.027 Huh. Yeah. 1164 01:05:03.778 --> 01:05:07.490 So, well, bye. 1165 01:05:07.532 --> 01:05:09.617 - See you guys. - Bye. 1166 01:05:09.659 --> 01:05:10.744 See you, Adam. 1167 01:05:13.496 --> 01:05:17.167 Discharged. - Discharged. 1168 01:05:17.208 --> 01:05:23.006 - We're on in five, four, three, two... 1169 01:05:23.048 --> 01:05:24.924 - Adam, the world wants to know. 1170 01:05:24.966 --> 01:05:27.677 How did you survive in space? 1171 01:05:27.719 --> 01:05:29.012 - Well, that's a loaded question. 1172 01:05:29.054 --> 01:05:30.597 - Yeah. 1173 01:05:30.638 --> 01:05:33.892 We basically had a living, breathing ecosystem 1174 01:05:33.933 --> 01:05:35.894 on the ship, so we were able 1175 01:05:35.935 --> 01:05:37.395 to sustain our own food, 1176 01:05:37.437 --> 01:05:39.564 and the ship created oxygen. 1177 01:05:39.606 --> 01:05:42.484 And we, um, 1178 01:05:42.525 --> 01:05:44.319 we made our way through it. 1179 01:05:44.361 --> 01:05:46.863 - He was just circling the grocery parking lot. 1180 01:05:46.905 --> 01:05:48.073 - Is this the parking lot story again? 1181 01:05:48.114 --> 01:05:49.366 - Over and over. - Come on. 1182 01:05:49.407 --> 01:05:51.743 - I wanna, like, close it. There we go. 1183 01:05:55.455 --> 01:05:58.083 - So what have the two of you been doing to reconnect, 1184 01:05:58.124 --> 01:06:00.627 I mean, after three years? 1185 01:06:00.669 --> 01:06:02.170 - Well, we've been trying to make up 1186 01:06:02.212 --> 01:06:04.255 for lost time, you know? 1187 01:06:04.297 --> 01:06:11.262 * * 1188 01:06:14.015 --> 01:06:16.643 - And my wife's the governor. - [chuckles] 1189 01:06:16.685 --> 01:06:19.312 - Yeah, so that's a little... different. 1190 01:06:19.354 --> 01:06:21.022 - Yeah, you know what, Frank? I don't wanna hear it. 1191 01:06:21.064 --> 01:06:23.191 This bill's gonna go through with or without you. 1192 01:06:23.233 --> 01:06:25.527 So you can either choose to be on the side of the poor kids 1193 01:06:25.568 --> 01:06:27.904 who wanna learn their colors and their goddamn ABCs 1194 01:06:27.946 --> 01:06:30.407 or you can cast a losing vote against equal access 1195 01:06:30.448 --> 01:06:33.284 to education and deal with the voters in November. 1196 01:06:35.537 --> 01:06:37.122 Good choice, Frank. 1197 01:06:37.163 --> 01:06:38.665 Hi. - You know, this isn't fair. 1198 01:06:38.707 --> 01:06:40.458 - What? - I orbit Jupiter, 1199 01:06:40.500 --> 01:06:43.128 I come home, and I'm still a schlub in this relationship. 1200 01:06:43.169 --> 01:06:45.255 - Yeah, well, you're my schlub. 1201 01:06:45.296 --> 01:06:47.882 [phone rings] - Uh, Governor. 1202 01:06:47.924 --> 01:06:51.052 [phone buzzing] 1203 01:07:01.396 --> 01:07:05.066 - You know, this one is my favorite. 1204 01:07:07.485 --> 01:07:08.820 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1205 01:07:08.862 --> 01:07:11.156 - I thought you hated tattoos. 1206 01:07:11.197 --> 01:07:13.658 - Well, yeah, normally I do, but... 1207 01:07:13.700 --> 01:07:16.911 all of these, they're like-- 1208 01:07:16.953 --> 01:07:20.749 you know, like a map of your grand adventure up there. 1209 01:07:20.790 --> 01:07:23.001 - I like that. 1210 01:07:23.043 --> 01:07:24.878 - I can just, boop, boop. 1211 01:07:24.919 --> 01:07:26.379 - [chuckles] 1212 01:07:26.421 --> 01:07:27.380 - Hello. 1213 01:07:30.842 --> 01:07:32.385 What was your favorite part? 1214 01:07:34.763 --> 01:07:37.515 - Um... 1215 01:07:37.557 --> 01:07:41.728 I guess the dancing. 1216 01:07:41.770 --> 01:07:45.357 Adam made a surprisingly good dance partner. 1217 01:07:45.398 --> 01:07:46.733 - [chuckles] 1218 01:07:48.568 --> 01:07:50.570 That's good. 1219 01:07:50.612 --> 01:07:54.199 I'm guessing the worst part was losing Benson, right? 1220 01:07:54.240 --> 01:07:55.700 You know, I actually never asked. 1221 01:07:55.742 --> 01:07:59.120 Who found her? Was it you? 1222 01:07:59.162 --> 01:08:00.538 - No. 1223 01:08:00.580 --> 01:08:02.457 Adam found her. - Good. 1224 01:08:11.591 --> 01:08:14.094 - What do you think about going on a trip? 1225 01:08:15.845 --> 01:08:17.972 - A trip? 1226 01:08:18.014 --> 01:08:21.726 - Yeah, Iceland, to see the northern lights. 1227 01:08:21.768 --> 01:08:23.395 - Iceland, huh? 1228 01:08:23.436 --> 01:08:24.354 - Mm-hmm. 1229 01:08:26.898 --> 01:08:28.608 - Yeah, sure. 1230 01:08:28.650 --> 01:08:31.236 But, I mean, I--I-- 1231 01:08:31.277 --> 01:08:32.946 it feels like you just gone back 1232 01:08:32.987 --> 01:08:35.615 and you're ready to leave again so soon? 1233 01:08:35.657 --> 01:08:37.909 - Oh, no, I just, 1234 01:08:37.951 --> 01:08:41.955 um, thought it would be a nice way to reconnect. 1235 01:08:43.623 --> 01:08:46.418 - No, ah... 1236 01:08:46.459 --> 01:08:47.961 I'm sorry. 1237 01:08:50.463 --> 01:08:52.382 Look, of course you wanna go on a trip. 1238 01:08:52.424 --> 01:08:57.053 I keep forgetting that you were trapped 1239 01:08:57.095 --> 01:08:59.431 in a box for the last three years. 1240 01:08:59.472 --> 01:09:01.141 Yeah. 1241 01:09:01.182 --> 01:09:05.061 We can go on a trip, anywhere you want, just you and me. 1242 01:09:12.861 --> 01:09:16.072 [Jimmy Lewis' "How Long Is a Heartache Supposed to Last"] 1243 01:09:16.114 --> 01:09:22.328 - * To keep from crying, I be talking... * 1244 01:09:22.370 --> 01:09:24.831 - And how are you getting on now that you're home? 1245 01:09:24.873 --> 01:09:27.000 - Um, very well. Thank you. 1246 01:09:27.042 --> 01:09:30.420 - I'd imagine the boredom would be the worst bit. 1247 01:09:30.462 --> 01:09:32.964 - You know, we never really experienced boredom. 1248 01:09:33.006 --> 01:09:34.799 There was always things to do. 1249 01:09:34.841 --> 01:09:36.301 - For instance? 1250 01:09:36.343 --> 01:09:40.138 - Well, uh, we would bet on chicken races, 1251 01:09:40.180 --> 01:09:42.682 tried to write the next great pop song. 1252 01:09:42.724 --> 01:09:44.517 We would invent handshakes. 1253 01:09:44.559 --> 01:09:48.146 And I spent quite a bit of time trying to crossbreed 1254 01:09:48.188 --> 01:09:51.149 a marijuana blueberry plant. 1255 01:09:51.191 --> 01:09:53.777 Actually, still working on that one. 1256 01:09:53.818 --> 01:09:55.987 Marijuana's still legal, right? 1257 01:09:56.029 --> 01:09:57.322 - As long as I'm governor. 1258 01:09:57.364 --> 01:10:00.992 [laughter] 1259 01:10:01.034 --> 01:10:02.994 - * I know the feeling * 1260 01:10:03.036 --> 01:10:05.789 * When I feel like I'm dying * 1261 01:10:05.830 --> 01:10:08.166 * * 1262 01:10:08.208 --> 01:10:11.503 * I put my baby's picture in bed with me * 1263 01:10:11.544 --> 01:10:13.755 * * 1264 01:10:13.797 --> 01:10:16.091 * Then I feel fine * 1265 01:10:16.132 --> 01:10:18.218 * But I wanna know * 1266 01:10:18.259 --> 01:10:21.596 * Oh, I wanna know * 1267 01:10:21.638 --> 01:10:25.016 * Why can't she be * 1268 01:10:25.058 --> 01:10:26.810 * * 1269 01:10:26.851 --> 01:10:29.688 * Just another woman * 1270 01:10:29.729 --> 01:10:36.403 * That I've loved in my past? * 1271 01:10:36.444 --> 01:10:37.612 * * 1272 01:10:37.654 --> 01:10:40.156 * Oh, oh * 1273 01:10:40.198 --> 01:10:42.659 * Oh, oh, oh * 1274 01:10:42.701 --> 01:10:48.039 * How long is the heartache supposed... * 1275 01:10:48.081 --> 01:10:50.333 - [clears throat] 1276 01:10:50.375 --> 01:10:52.252 Excuse me, ma'am. Can you help me? 1277 01:10:52.293 --> 01:10:56.423 I think I may have dropped something. 1278 01:10:56.464 --> 01:11:00.385 Um, sure. 1279 01:11:00.427 --> 01:11:01.511 - Ew! 1280 01:11:04.514 --> 01:11:07.142 So one of them pooped on my shoe. 1281 01:11:07.183 --> 01:11:08.518 - Are you sure it was them? 1282 01:11:08.560 --> 01:11:09.561 - Was it you? 1283 01:11:09.602 --> 01:11:10.937 - Come on. Poop is a sign of love. 1284 01:11:10.979 --> 01:11:12.439 Stop it. 1285 01:11:12.480 --> 01:11:14.232 - I think we need to talk about moving the coop outside. 1286 01:11:14.274 --> 01:11:15.525 [chickens clucking] 1287 01:11:15.567 --> 01:11:17.027 - Baby, they're indoor chickens. 1288 01:11:17.068 --> 01:11:18.737 That's all they know. - They're chickens. 1289 01:11:18.778 --> 01:11:21.114 I feel like they'll adjust. 1290 01:11:28.079 --> 01:11:30.915 [Lionel Richie's "All Night Long"] 1291 01:11:30.957 --> 01:11:38.131 * * 1292 01:11:46.598 --> 01:11:48.725 - * Well, my friends, the time has-- * 1293 01:11:50.643 --> 01:11:53.063 - [panting] 1294 01:11:59.319 --> 01:12:01.696 - I'm sorry this is taking so long. 1295 01:12:01.738 --> 01:12:04.115 Just ten more minutes, okay? 1296 01:12:04.157 --> 01:12:05.283 - That's fine. 1297 01:12:07.494 --> 01:12:10.163 Do you maybe wanna take this dance class with me? 1298 01:12:13.792 --> 01:12:17.712 - [laughing] 1299 01:12:17.754 --> 01:12:19.005 You know I have two left feet. 1300 01:12:19.047 --> 01:12:21.132 Come on. I'd kill myself. 1301 01:12:23.635 --> 01:12:24.594 - All right. 1302 01:12:24.636 --> 01:12:26.388 [phone dings] 1303 01:12:30.433 --> 01:12:34.062 Who's Amber? - She's nobody. 1304 01:12:34.104 --> 01:12:36.606 - What's she wanna talk about? 1305 01:12:36.648 --> 01:12:37.565 - I don't know. 1306 01:12:48.576 --> 01:12:49.911 Okay. 1307 01:12:49.953 --> 01:12:51.996 We, um, 1308 01:12:52.038 --> 01:12:53.498 we went on a few dates. 1309 01:12:53.540 --> 01:12:55.542 - Okay. Recently? 1310 01:12:58.211 --> 01:12:59.421 How many dates? 1311 01:13:01.006 --> 01:13:02.048 - Five or six. 1312 01:13:02.090 --> 01:13:04.551 - Tom, you need to call her. 1313 01:13:06.136 --> 01:13:07.679 - Why? 1314 01:13:07.721 --> 01:13:10.432 - I mean, you had a relationship with this person. 1315 01:13:10.473 --> 01:13:12.183 She deserves to know where you are. 1316 01:13:12.225 --> 01:13:14.477 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Babe, no. No. 1317 01:13:14.519 --> 01:13:16.521 I definitely did not have a relationship with-- 1318 01:13:16.563 --> 01:13:18.940 - Maybe we should talk to her together. 1319 01:13:18.982 --> 01:13:20.108 - What are you talking about? 1320 01:13:20.150 --> 01:13:21.568 - Yeah, like, maybe that would help. 1321 01:13:21.609 --> 01:13:23.194 - Help what? 1322 01:13:23.236 --> 01:13:24.821 - I mean, it's not her fault that your wife 1323 01:13:24.863 --> 01:13:27.657 miraculously returned after three years. 1324 01:13:27.699 --> 01:13:30.326 I mean, what is she supposed to do? 1325 01:13:30.368 --> 01:13:32.871 Act like nothing happened, like you didn't have 1326 01:13:32.912 --> 01:13:35.123 a meaningful connection, 1327 01:13:35.165 --> 01:13:38.043 like it wasn't going somewhere? 1328 01:13:38.084 --> 01:13:39.252 Like-- - Jane, Jane. 1329 01:13:40.879 --> 01:13:43.131 - What? 1330 01:13:43.173 --> 01:13:44.716 - What's happening? 1331 01:13:47.927 --> 01:13:49.304 - Um... 1332 01:14:02.359 --> 01:14:04.110 I slept with Adam. 1333 01:14:14.537 --> 01:14:15.580 - Oh. 1334 01:14:25.423 --> 01:14:28.051 - Okay, so we got 15 minutes for this meet and greet, 1335 01:14:28.093 --> 01:14:30.178 and then, we head into the event. 1336 01:14:30.220 --> 01:14:31.763 Okay? 1337 01:14:31.805 --> 01:14:32.722 - Okay. 1338 01:14:35.141 --> 01:14:37.936 - Everything okay? 1339 01:14:37.977 --> 01:14:39.437 - Yeah. 1340 01:14:39.479 --> 01:14:41.564 Just been going nonstop since I got back. 1341 01:14:41.606 --> 01:14:43.608 - I know. 1342 01:14:43.650 --> 01:14:45.819 - I don't know, maybe we could pull back a little bit, 1343 01:14:45.860 --> 01:14:47.237 find some time to talk. 1344 01:14:47.278 --> 01:14:49.239 - We could talk right now. 1345 01:14:50.990 --> 01:14:52.450 Baby, I'm the governor. 1346 01:14:52.492 --> 01:14:54.411 I have responsibilities. I can't just stop. 1347 01:14:54.452 --> 01:14:57.247 Yeah, your job is meet and greets and fundraisers. 1348 01:14:57.288 --> 01:14:59.958 - Yeah, that's the job. 1349 01:15:00.000 --> 01:15:01.126 What? 1350 01:15:01.167 --> 01:15:02.210 What is it that you wanna talk about 1351 01:15:02.252 --> 01:15:03.670 that we can't talk about right now? 1352 01:15:03.712 --> 01:15:06.131 - I don't know, maybe the time Benson tried to kill me 1353 01:15:06.172 --> 01:15:09.676 and Jane had to axe her in the back to save my life. 1354 01:15:09.718 --> 01:15:11.177 - [clears throat] 1355 01:15:13.555 --> 01:15:15.056 - God is that what you wanna talk about? 1356 01:15:15.098 --> 01:15:16.516 - No. 1357 01:15:23.064 --> 01:15:29.154 - See, I think I know what you wanna talk about, but... 1358 01:15:29.195 --> 01:15:32.824 I really don't wanna talk about it. 1359 01:15:32.866 --> 01:15:39.497 So if you could just tell me that it's over, 1360 01:15:39.539 --> 01:15:41.666 maybe that would be enough. 1361 01:15:41.708 --> 01:15:43.877 - It is. 1362 01:15:43.918 --> 01:15:45.211 - Good. 1363 01:15:48.381 --> 01:15:49.591 Are we good? 1364 01:15:53.678 --> 01:15:54.637 - Yeah. 1365 01:15:57.140 --> 01:16:00.769 - I'll see what I can cancel over the next few weeks, okay? 1366 01:16:00.810 --> 01:16:02.312 Thank you. 1367 01:16:04.564 --> 01:16:06.316 - There is one thing we can't avoid, though. 1368 01:16:06.358 --> 01:16:08.026 - What? - Eh. 1369 01:16:08.068 --> 01:16:11.029 [patriotic music] 1370 01:16:11.071 --> 01:16:12.405 * * 1371 01:16:12.447 --> 01:16:15.408 [reporters clamoring] 1372 01:16:25.710 --> 01:16:28.630 [applause] 1373 01:16:52.445 --> 01:16:53.947 Hi, Jane. You look lovely. 1374 01:16:53.988 --> 01:16:56.241 - Thank you. So do you. 1375 01:16:56.282 --> 01:16:57.534 - Long time. 1376 01:16:57.575 --> 01:16:59.244 - It's been nine days. 1377 01:16:59.285 --> 01:17:00.912 - Seriously? - Mm-hmm. 1378 01:17:00.954 --> 01:17:04.499 - Man, I guess time's messed up here, too, right? 1379 01:17:04.541 --> 01:17:06.418 - Where's your sweet husband? 1380 01:17:07.502 --> 01:17:09.879 - Oh, um... 1381 01:17:09.921 --> 01:17:12.924 the story for tonight is that he has the flu. 1382 01:17:12.966 --> 01:17:16.845 But we are actually splitting up. 1383 01:17:16.886 --> 01:17:19.305 - Wait, you're what? - Yeah. I know. 1384 01:17:19.347 --> 01:17:21.683 It must sound-- [laughs] 1385 01:17:21.725 --> 01:17:26.104 And Tom, he really is perfect. 1386 01:17:26.146 --> 01:17:28.940 I think when we got married, I thought that would be enough, 1387 01:17:28.982 --> 01:17:30.734 you know, the fact that we make sense 1388 01:17:30.775 --> 01:17:33.445 for each other or something. 1389 01:17:33.486 --> 01:17:37.073 But we just never really fit. 1390 01:17:37.115 --> 01:17:41.036 And as much as we wanted to, it just wasn't meant to be. 1391 01:17:42.245 --> 01:17:43.747 - Wow. 1392 01:17:43.788 --> 01:17:44.664 Poor Tom. 1393 01:17:44.706 --> 01:17:46.124 - Oh, he is better off. 1394 01:17:46.166 --> 01:17:47.334 - I'm sure. 1395 01:17:49.085 --> 01:17:50.670 Oh, I didn't mean that how it sounded. 1396 01:17:50.712 --> 01:17:53.590 I'm sorry. - That's okay. 1397 01:17:53.631 --> 01:17:57.177 - Well, don't let us keep you from mingling. 1398 01:17:57.218 --> 01:17:59.346 Yeah, right, um... 1399 01:18:00.764 --> 01:18:01.681 Okay. 1400 01:18:06.811 --> 01:18:10.440 - So what I usually do is crumble the Pop Tarts 1401 01:18:10.482 --> 01:18:12.317 into the eggs and scramble. 1402 01:18:12.359 --> 01:18:13.985 - Yeah, every Halloween. 1403 01:18:14.027 --> 01:18:15.070 Little astronaut. 1404 01:18:17.405 --> 01:18:19.491 What were you-- - [clears throat] 1405 01:18:22.577 --> 01:18:24.079 Madame President. 1406 01:18:24.120 --> 01:18:27.749 - I understand you both are excellent dancers. 1407 01:18:27.791 --> 01:18:30.001 - Oh. - Uh, um... 1408 01:18:30.043 --> 01:18:32.671 - No. - Please. 1409 01:18:32.712 --> 01:18:34.964 Won't you honor us with a dance? 1410 01:18:35.006 --> 01:18:37.384 - I don't think-- - Oh, no, I feel-- 1411 01:18:37.425 --> 01:18:38.718 - I insist. 1412 01:18:40.470 --> 01:18:41.638 - Of course. 1413 01:18:44.057 --> 01:18:46.976 [applause] 1414 01:19:05.203 --> 01:19:08.248 [Japanese Breakfast's "Head Over Heels"] 1415 01:19:08.289 --> 01:19:11.251 [soft romantic music] 1416 01:19:11.292 --> 01:19:18.425 * * 1417 01:19:25.181 --> 01:19:30.645 - * I wanted to be with you alone * 1418 01:19:30.687 --> 01:19:31.938 * * 1419 01:19:31.980 --> 01:19:36.735 * And talk about the weather * 1420 01:19:36.776 --> 01:19:39.821 * But traditions I can trace * 1421 01:19:39.863 --> 01:19:45.368 * Against the child in your face * 1422 01:19:45.410 --> 01:19:48.663 * Won't escape my attention * 1423 01:19:48.705 --> 01:19:52.000 * * 1424 01:19:52.042 --> 01:19:57.422 * You keep your distance with a system of touch * 1425 01:19:57.464 --> 01:19:59.507 * * 1426 01:19:59.549 --> 01:20:02.510 * And gentle persuasion * 1427 01:20:02.552 --> 01:20:04.596 * * 1428 01:20:04.637 --> 01:20:07.724 * I'm lost in admiration * 1429 01:20:07.766 --> 01:20:11.770 * Could I need you this much? * 1430 01:20:11.811 --> 01:20:14.606 * You're wasting my time * 1431 01:20:14.647 --> 01:20:18.568 * You're just wasting time * 1432 01:20:18.610 --> 01:20:24.574 * Something happens and I'm head over heels * 1433 01:20:24.616 --> 01:20:27.911 * I never find out * 1434 01:20:27.952 --> 01:20:32.540 * Till I'm head over heels * 1435 01:20:32.582 --> 01:20:38.088 * Something happens and I'm head over heels * 1436 01:20:38.129 --> 01:20:44.260 * Oh, don't take my, don't break my heart, don't * 1437 01:20:44.302 --> 01:20:46.429 * Don't throw it away * 1438 01:20:46.471 --> 01:20:53.228 * * 1439 01:21:21.381 --> 01:21:25.552 [applause] 1440 01:21:40.567 --> 01:21:41.901 - That was great. 1441 01:21:47.907 --> 01:21:50.201 - Well, we are so glad that you're back. 1442 01:21:50.243 --> 01:21:51.286 - It's been great. 1443 01:21:51.327 --> 01:21:53.329 - And that waltz, you were wonderful. 1444 01:21:53.371 --> 01:21:55.915 - Thank you, Madame President. - I told you you would be. 1445 01:21:55.957 --> 01:21:57.375 Happy campaigning to you. 1446 01:21:57.417 --> 01:21:59.586 I know you'll do a wonderful job for your state. 1447 01:21:59.627 --> 01:22:02.297 They're lucky to have you. - Thank you. 1448 01:22:02.339 --> 01:22:03.757 - Well, take care. 1449 01:22:03.798 --> 01:22:05.884 - Thank you. 1450 01:22:22.567 --> 01:22:24.277 - Just say it. 1451 01:22:24.319 --> 01:22:26.529 - I love you. - [sighs] 1452 01:22:26.571 --> 01:22:27.697 You're an asshole. 1453 01:22:34.621 --> 01:22:36.039 What happened up there? 1454 01:22:36.081 --> 01:22:37.374 - Nothing. 1455 01:22:41.378 --> 01:22:42.962 And everything. 1456 01:22:47.300 --> 01:22:49.761 It's okay. 1457 01:22:49.803 --> 01:22:51.638 I mean, it's not okay. 1458 01:22:57.310 --> 01:22:58.853 - Can I... 1459 01:23:10.448 --> 01:23:12.742 - Tell Jane I hate her. 1460 01:23:25.797 --> 01:23:28.758 [pensive music] 1461 01:23:28.800 --> 01:23:30.218 Thank you. 1462 01:23:30.260 --> 01:23:37.183 * * 1463 01:23:53.116 --> 01:23:54.993 - Hi. 1464 01:23:55.035 --> 01:23:56.327 Hey. 1465 01:23:59.998 --> 01:24:01.541 - Where's Savannah? 1466 01:24:01.583 --> 01:24:03.501 - She left. 1467 01:24:03.543 --> 01:24:05.128 - Oh. 1468 01:24:05.170 --> 01:24:07.339 - She wanted me to let you know that she hates you. 1469 01:24:07.380 --> 01:24:08.340 - She does? 1470 01:24:08.381 --> 01:24:10.258 - Yeah. 1471 01:24:10.300 --> 01:24:11.760 - Why is that? 1472 01:24:18.099 --> 01:24:20.393 Oh. 1473 01:24:20.435 --> 01:24:21.811 - Yeah. 1474 01:24:21.853 --> 01:24:23.772 - Okay. So... 1475 01:24:23.813 --> 01:24:30.862 * * 1476 01:24:30.904 --> 01:24:33.698 Is this just, like, an elaborate ploy 1477 01:24:33.740 --> 01:24:35.116 for my Pop-Tart recipe? 1478 01:24:35.158 --> 01:24:37.243 - Shh. 1479 01:24:39.996 --> 01:24:41.748 You wanna get a drink? 1480 01:24:44.376 --> 01:24:46.961 - You know, we should probably-- 1481 01:24:47.003 --> 01:24:48.088 - Oh, my God. Are you pregnant? 1482 01:24:48.129 --> 01:24:50.215 - No. - You touched your stomach. 1483 01:24:50.256 --> 01:24:51.174 So? 1484 01:24:51.216 --> 01:24:52.342 We had all that unprotected sex. 1485 01:24:52.384 --> 01:24:55.345 - Oh, is this why you're choosing me? 1486 01:24:55.387 --> 01:24:57.222 'Cause bro, if this is just, like, 1487 01:24:57.263 --> 01:24:59.974 your biological urge to procreate-- 1488 01:25:00.016 --> 01:25:02.352 - Oh, God, no. 1489 01:25:03.770 --> 01:25:05.146 I choose you. 1490 01:25:06.606 --> 01:25:10.360 And not because I chemically attached, which I did. 1491 01:25:10.402 --> 01:25:14.447 And not because I wanna have your babies, which I do. 1492 01:25:16.116 --> 01:25:17.992 It's because we're meant to be. 1493 01:25:19.369 --> 01:25:20.745 - Lame. 1494 01:25:20.787 --> 01:25:22.414 We're all robots. 1495 01:25:22.455 --> 01:25:23.957 - Yeah. 1496 01:25:23.998 --> 01:25:25.917 - What I was gonna say this, we should probably 1497 01:25:25.959 --> 01:25:28.294 keep this on the down-low for a little while. 1498 01:25:28.336 --> 01:25:29.587 - Right. Down low. 1499 01:25:29.629 --> 01:25:31.089 - You don't wanna cause a stir. 1500 01:25:31.131 --> 01:25:33.174 - No stir. - No stir. 1501 01:25:34.426 --> 01:25:35.301 [camera shutter snaps] 1502 01:25:45.937 --> 01:25:47.230 Do you wanna go on a trip? 1503 01:25:50.233 --> 01:25:51.609 - Yeah. 1504 01:25:51.651 --> 01:25:54.612 [upbeat electronic music] 1505 01:25:54.654 --> 01:25:56.781 * * 1506 01:25:56.823 --> 01:25:59.284 - Okay. - Okay. 1507 01:25:59.325 --> 01:26:03.288 - So this might be crazy, but... 1508 01:26:03.329 --> 01:26:08.293 what do you think about renting "Aliens"? 1509 01:26:08.335 --> 01:26:10.086 - You wanna watch "Alien" again? 1510 01:26:10.128 --> 01:26:13.381 - No, "Aliens." 1511 01:26:13.423 --> 01:26:14.632 The second one. 1512 01:26:14.674 --> 01:26:17.635 - They made anoth-- oh, hell--absolutely not. 1513 01:26:17.677 --> 01:26:20.722 No. - Come on. 1514 01:26:20.764 --> 01:26:23.141 That's, like, our movie. 1515 01:26:23.183 --> 01:26:24.976 - Let's watch "Casablanca." 1516 01:26:25.018 --> 01:26:27.103 - Okay. We can watch both. 1517 01:26:27.145 --> 01:26:29.481 You wanna make it a double feature? 1518 01:26:29.522 --> 01:26:32.317 - Perfect--the double feature will be "Casablanca" 1519 01:26:32.359 --> 01:26:33.902 and "The Princess Bride." - [laughs] 1520 01:26:33.943 --> 01:26:36.821 Okay, why don't we shut your dumb mouth 1521 01:26:36.863 --> 01:26:39.157 and we watch "Aliens"? - Okay. 1522 01:26:39.199 --> 01:26:41.576 With the double feature of "Casablanca." 1523 01:26:41.618 --> 01:26:43.495 We can talk through it. 1524 01:26:43.536 --> 01:26:45.330 And you have to press your boobs against me. 1525 01:26:45.372 --> 01:26:47.499 - Mm. 1526 01:26:47.540 --> 01:26:48.833 Deal. 1527 01:26:48.875 --> 01:26:50.669 [Barrie's "Frankie"] 1528 01:26:50.710 --> 01:26:54.506 - * Wait for the break when we get some rain * 1529 01:26:54.547 --> 01:26:58.301 * Swim in the creeks that the New Deal laid * 1530 01:26:58.343 --> 01:27:01.763 * Can't break even but can't complain * 1531 01:27:01.805 --> 01:27:04.849 * Pushed right back to try it again * 1532 01:27:04.891 --> 01:27:07.811 [vocalizing] 1533 01:27:07.852 --> 01:27:14.609 * * 1534 01:27:34.754 --> 01:27:38.383 * Born with devotion * 1535 01:27:38.425 --> 01:27:42.554 * Pushed into motion, God, don't stop * 1536 01:27:42.595 --> 01:27:49.394 * * 1537 01:27:49.436 --> 01:27:53.690 * Making it harder * 1538 01:27:53.732 --> 01:27:59.070 * Ooh, all the time * 1539 01:27:59.112 --> 01:28:04.075 * * 1540 01:28:04.117 --> 01:28:07.787 * Just wanna move to Virginia * 1541 01:28:07.829 --> 01:28:12.000 * Get a dog and a house with a human name * 1542 01:28:12.042 --> 01:28:19.007 * * 1543 01:28:19.049 --> 01:28:22.594 * Call me Linda Tomorrow * 1544 01:28:22.635 --> 01:28:26.890 * Give me something to dance to in 6/8 * 1545 01:28:26.931 --> 01:28:33.813 * * 1546 01:28:33.855 --> 01:28:37.817 * Wait for the break when we get some rain * 1547 01:28:37.859 --> 01:28:41.613 * Under the lights of the TVA * 1548 01:28:41.654 --> 01:28:45.450 * Can't break even but can't complain * 1549 01:28:45.492 --> 01:28:48.203 * Pushed right back to try it again * 1550 01:28:48.244 --> 01:28:51.206 [vocalizing] 1551 01:28:51.247 --> 01:28:58.380 * * 1552 01:29:33.498 --> 01:29:37.043 * Wait for the break when we get some rain * 1553 01:29:37.085 --> 01:29:40.714 * Swim in the creeks that the New Deal laid * 1554 01:29:40.755 --> 01:29:44.426 * Can't break even but can't complain * 1555 01:29:44.467 --> 01:29:47.595 * Pushed right back to try it again * 1556 01:29:47.637 --> 01:29:49.639 [vocalizing] 1557 01:29:49.681 --> 01:29:53.351 * They get you to give it up * 1558 01:29:53.393 --> 01:29:56.980 * They want you to give * 1559 01:29:57.022 --> 01:30:00.775 * They get you to give it up * 1560 01:30:00.817 --> 01:30:02.402 * They want you to * 1561 01:30:08.241 --> 01:30:11.161 [mellow electronic music] 1562 01:30:11.202 --> 01:30:18.335 * *