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[popcorn popping]
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["Now That We Found Love"
by Heavy D & The Boyz playing]
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Now that we found love
What are we gonna do? ♪
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♪ What are we gonna do? ♪
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- ♪ With it? ♪
- ♪ With it? ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now that we found love ♪
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{\an8}♪ What are we gonna do with it? ♪
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{\an8}♪ One, two, tell me what you got ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let me slip my quarter in your slot
To hit the jackpot ♪
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{\an8}♪ Rev me up, rev me up
My little buttercup ♪
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{\an8}♪ We can tug sheets
Snuggle up and get stuck ♪
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♪ Believe it or not
Here comes the brother with glow ♪
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♪ A strugglin', bubblin' overweight lover
Hurt prone ♪
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♪ So what's it gonna be, me or the TV? ♪
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♪ Let me take time
To set your mind and body free ♪
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♪ So why don't you just stretch, stretch
For a sec? ♪
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♪ Lay down your problems
So I could cop a quick rec ♪
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♪ Shake me, shake me
Baby, baby, bake me ♪
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♪ No need to fake
Here I am, come on and take me ♪
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♪ Now that we found love ♪
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♪ What are we gonna do with it? ♪
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♪ Now that we found love ♪
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♪ What are we gonna do with it? ♪
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[song ends]
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{\an8}[clanging]
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[Dev] There we go. Madiba time!
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[chuckles]
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Harold, it's about to start, my boy.
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I'm coming.
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Come on. The big man
is gonna speak any moment now.
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[static on TV]
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[coughs]
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There's your popcorn.
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No, thanks. [sighs]
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Aren't you hot?
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Nope. I think
I'm coming down with the flu.
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[sniffs, coughs]
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We better nip this in the bud.
I'll get you some meds.
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No. I'll get some lozenges before bed.
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[sniffs]
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Okay.
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27 April 1994 is going to be
a momentous day.
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It's history in the making.
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Wait. Wait. Here we go.
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[new anchor in Afrikaans]
...President F.W. de Klerk and Mr. Mandela
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are about to address the nation.
Let's cross over now.
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[crowd on TV applauding]
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["Jumma Chumma De De" playing]
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[Nelson Mandela in English]
We have reached the end of an era.
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We are at the beginning of a new era.
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Let us all grasp the opportunities
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that democracy offers.
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Ow!
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["Jumma Chumma De De" continues]
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[Mandela] Democracy is about empowerment.
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Now, together,
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we can begin to make
the equality of education
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the right of all our children.
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About time.
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["Jumma Chumma De De" continues]
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Whaa!
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We can build a society
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grounded on friendship
and our common humanity.
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[in Tamil] Love and blessings!
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["Jumma Chumma De De" continues]
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[Mandela in English]
It is a road to a glorious future
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in this beautiful country of ours.
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Let us join hands
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and march into the future.
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I thank you.
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[song ends]
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This is what we've been waiting for,
Harold, the new South Africa.
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Oh, we have so much to look forward to.
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Really? Desigan from school, his dad says
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the new government is gonna send
all the Indians back to India.
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Desigan's dad is a fool.
And he's spreading disinformation.
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This is going to open up
so many opportunities
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for the historically disadvantaged people.
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Yeah, yeah, I know. We're building
a better country, a better life,
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rainbow nation, blah-blah-blah.
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Okay, Mr. Grumpy Pants.
You better get yourself off to bed.
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Maybe you'll see things more positively
when you're feeling better.
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[coughs, sniffs]
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[coughs]
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[Dev] Harold.
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You know, whatever changes happen,
good or bad, we'll deal with it
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and get through things together,
like we promised each other.
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Okay.
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We don't have to think
about all of it right now.
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Go sleep. We'll chat tomorrow.
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[sighs]
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- [whispering] Ma, let's go.
- Okay.
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Harold?
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[adventurous music playing]
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Hey! Howzit, ek sê?
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Good. And you?
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Good, good, good.
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Friday, today.
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Hey, Ma.
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Can I ask a couple of bobs for a skyf?
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- Please.
- Hey, Lucky.
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Go! Go!
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Okay, I'm going.
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See you. [clicks tongue]
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Ma, you're looking fine.
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Fine like red wine.
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- Hey.
- Hey!
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Styling, ek sê!
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Hey.
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"Fine like red wine."
What does he mean, Ticky?
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Means you're looking sharp, Ma.
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- [Lucky] Styling!
- Sharp.
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Hey, where's this guy?
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I swear I'll beat him up
if he chickened out.
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- Beat up who?
- [horn honks]
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Aiybo!
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["Now That We Found Love" playing]
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♪ Now ♪
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Ha-ha.
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♪ Shake it, shake it ♪
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♪ Uh, yeah, yeah, aye, aye ♪
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♪ Now ♪
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♪ Uh ♪
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♪ Here we go ♪
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[song ends]
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[in Zulu] Hey, you!
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[in English] What's this?
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I'm dressed to impress.
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More like cruising for a bruising, ek sê.
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Why? What's wrong with my outfit?
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Hey, Ticky, man.
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He looks so cute.
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I could bite your cheeks.
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[in Tamil] Love and blessings!
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[in English] It doesn't matter
if you don't like the way I look,
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as long as Leila does.
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You don't know girls.
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Brah! For your sake... [laughs]
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Let's go, hey. Come, Ma.
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[horn honks]
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[Harold] Howzit, Kessie?
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- [Kessie] Howzit, howzit, howzit, man?
- Hello.
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[Harold and Ticky] Hello, aunties.
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[Kessie] Hey.
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Your friends are too much, I tell you.
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- [Ticky] Didn't I warn you?
- [Kessie] You warned me. I'll tell you.
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[laughing] Anyway, let's go.
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♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole... ♪
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You're gonna mess that nice suit of yours.
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You don't wanna smell
like curry now, do you?
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♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot... ♪
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Woman problems.
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You sure you want
to go through with this, ek sê?
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- [Harold] Yes.
- [Ticky] Okay.
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Your funeral.
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- ♪ People in the party ♪
- ♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪
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- ♪ How you feeling? ♪
- ♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪
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♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪
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♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪
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- ♪ People in the party ♪
- ♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪
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[song ends]
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[man] Hello, Monty.
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- Hello, sir. Looking good.
- Good, yes.
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Are we all ready?
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Now's my chance to talk to the old fart.
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He owes me much more than this lousy job.
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Ja, go choon him what's what.
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Hey, Russel, my old pal.
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Long time since I seen you
around this side. [chuckles]
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Who is this clown?
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Russel, it's me, your old buddy,
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Police Commander Veerasamy
from back in the day.
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Eh? [chuckles]
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You came to my daughter's wedding.
I went to your daughter's wedding.
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Remember?
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Oh!
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It's this dreadful uniform
that's confusing you, eh?
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Uh, Russel,
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we need to talk
about this job situation, eh, bru.
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Monty, sort out
this little irritation now, will you?
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- My pleasure.
- Hey!
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- Hey, bru, where's the loyalty?
- [tuts]
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Themba, Thambi?
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[in Zulu] Power!
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Is ours.
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[in English] Freedom.
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♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ♪
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♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪
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♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪
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♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪
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♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪
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[song fades out]
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- Hey.
- Ow, man!
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You saw those two boys with that granny?
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Which granny?
It's raining grannies here tonight.
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There, man.
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Those are the two boys that got me fired.
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They were in the newspapers and all.
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"Local heroes."
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Hey!
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What's wrong with you?
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Those boys got me
into this miserable job, man. Wake up.
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Little pests!
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I wish I could just grab them
and wring their scrawny, little necks.
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These kids make me sick.
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[pop music playing]
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It's not too late.
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It's time to seize the moment, ek sê.
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Carpe diem.
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Car pay what?
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Eish, this guy!
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Kill me now.
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She is so cool.
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If you weren't my brother
from another mother,
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I'd beat you up now.
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I owe you.
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Big time, brah. Big time.
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[soaring romantic music plays]
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[romantic music fades]
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[pop music playing]
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[speaking inaudibly]
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[pop music stops abruptly]
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[children groaning]
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["Let's Get It On" playing]
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♪ I've been really tryin', baby ♪
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♪ Tryin' to hold back this feeling
For so long ♪
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♪ And if you feel like I feel, baby ♪
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♪ Then come on, oh, come on ♪
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♪ Whoo ♪
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♪ Let's get it on ♪
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♪ Ah, baby, let's get it on ♪
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♪ Let's love, baby ♪
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[children laughing]
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♪ Let's get it on, sugar ♪
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♪ Let's get it on ♪
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♪ Whoo hoo ♪
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♪ We're all sensitive people ♪
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- [song stops abruptly]
- [whistling]
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What the hell?
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["Jumma Chumma De De" playing]
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["Jumma Chumma De De" fades out]
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[upbeat music playing]
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- [tokens jangling]
- Oh God! I won! I won!
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What luck, man!
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Kogs. Let's celebrate.
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- Oh no, no, man.
- Just one shot, man.
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I want to cash out
before I put everything back in.
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- And the boys will be waiting.
- Okay.
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- You're going now.
- Okay, right.
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[suspenseful music plays]
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- Marlon, copy?
- [radio beeps]
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- Marlon, copy?
- [radio beeps]
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[Veerasamy] Hey, this guy, man.
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- Do you hear me, you silly bugger? Copy?
- [radio beeps]
258
00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:25,041
- [Marlon] Where'd you disappear to?
- Hey, don't worry about that. Listen.
259
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:28,333
Tell the guys your old man is sick,
and you have to take him home.
260
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:31,333
That's me. I'm sick,
and you have to take me home.
261
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:34,000
- [radio beeps]
- [Marlon] Are you sick? What happened?
262
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,541
- Hey, shut up. Just do it.
- [radio beeps]
263
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:40,208
Then when you've finished that,
meet me by the slots.
264
00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,125
I have a plan.
265
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:43,208
[radio beeps]
266
00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:49,791
Fine.
267
00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:53,166
You wasted all your money on chow, ek sê.
268
00:15:54,666 --> 00:15:56,375
I'm filling the hole in my heart.
269
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,833
Of all the tracks you could have chosen...
270
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,333
What was that, ek sê?
271
00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:03,791
Soul music.
272
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:05,708
[Ticky] "Soul music"?
273
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:07,416
More like old music.
274
00:16:07,916 --> 00:16:10,333
And all that "let's get it on" business...
275
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:11,250
[chuckles]
276
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:14,166
[tense, comical music playing]
277
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,875
- Hey, this old bag is fast, man.
- [Marlon] Hey, you're telling!
278
00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:34,291
[suspenseful music playing]
279
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:39,666
- [Granny] Hey!
- [Marlon] Don't hurt her.
280
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,666
- [Granny] What's happening?
- [Veerasamy] Shut it!
281
00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:43,875
- [Marlon] Be careful.
- [Veerasamy] This cow is heavy.
282
00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:48,375
Hey, listen, never mind Leila, ek sê.
She's got a couple screws loose, that one.
283
00:16:48,916 --> 00:16:51,625
Yeah. I just want her to give me a chance.
284
00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:54,208
The only thing she wants to give you
is a couple thick ones.
285
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:55,166
Yeah, I know.
286
00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:57,666
My old man chooned
you're old-fashioned and all...
287
00:16:57,666 --> 00:16:59,125
with all the Bollywood stuff.
288
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,208
I think it's cool.
289
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:02,958
You're keeping the culture alive,
and you saved my butt.
290
00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:04,583
Hold your horses.
291
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,166
Your old man chooned what now?
292
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:08,125
Me? Me? I'm old-fashioned?
293
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:09,833
[tuts] No. Not, like, in a bad way.
294
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:11,125
You're overreacting.
295
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:12,458
I'm overreacting?
296
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:15,250
Does your old man know
I can do this, this, this, and this?
297
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,291
[hums, yelps]
298
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,833
I just wanna go home.
299
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:20,708
Ticky?
300
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,250
Ticky, man, stop playing the fool.
301
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,416
[yelps]
302
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,208
[owl hooting]
303
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:35,125
[Granny in Tamil] Hey, you ugly dog!
304
00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:38,916
You will die if I lay my hands on you.
305
00:17:38,916 --> 00:17:40,625
Monkey face! [spits]
306
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:43,083
[in English] Hey, just shut this siren up.
307
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:46,541
[Veerasamy] So, guys.
308
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:49,916
The divine has brought you
back to me finally.
309
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,958
Do you guys know who I am?
310
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,458
No? Oh.
311
00:17:56,958 --> 00:17:59,666
Let me converse with you
like a civilized man.
312
00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:02,041
So I'm gonna take off these gags.
313
00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:03,666
But you make one noise,
314
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,416
the old bag gets it.
315
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,041
Understand?
316
00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:10,583
This, guys, is karma.
317
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:16,333
Whatkind, ek sê?
Who are you? What you want?
318
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:21,625
I was Police Commander
Muthia Muthen Veerasamy, a VIP.
319
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,458
"A very important person."
320
00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:27,208
Nobody seems to remember me today.
321
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,375
I seem to have a forgettable face.
322
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,666
Hey, Fatty Boom Boom?
323
00:18:31,666 --> 00:18:32,875
[menacing music plays]
324
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,708
- [speaking indistinctly]
- [sirens wailing]
325
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,916
[jail cell door closing]
326
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:40,625
Oh!
327
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:43,750
[whispering indistinctly]
328
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:46,166
Oh! Veerasamy.
329
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,833
Long time no see, Commander.
330
00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:49,750
Yeah. And what's with the abduction
and all?
331
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,875
You buggers think you're heroes, eh?
332
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:55,708
You got me fired
for concealment and corruption.
333
00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:57,791
And obstruction of justice.
334
00:18:57,791 --> 00:18:59,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
335
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
It's payback time, guys.
336
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,083
Yeah, it's payback time.
337
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:05,083
What they paying?
338
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:08,375
You two rascals are gonna help me
settle a score.
339
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:10,708
What's he chooning? What you chooning?
340
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:12,125
No rush.
341
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,083
No rush.
342
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,666
First, I wanna tell you
343
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:18,916
a story.
344
00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:21,791
About my son's dog, Chomp.
345
00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:23,250
Hey, Chomps.
346
00:19:24,541 --> 00:19:26,083
Best dog in the world, eh?
347
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:28,416
[Veerasamy] Yeah,
he was like a member of the family.
348
00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:31,375
He was dearly loved by my son and my wife.
349
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:33,833
We loved him so much, so, so much.
350
00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:35,541
He was the best dog.
351
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,500
One day, eh,
352
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:41,083
Chomp bit another of my slippers.
353
00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:46,125
This, you could say,
was the straw that broke the camel's hump.
354
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:49,916
"Back." It's "the straw
that broke the camel's back."
355
00:19:49,916 --> 00:19:51,666
You didn't tell me the story.
356
00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:56,333
Yeah, and the next day...
It was a lovely summer's day, eh?
357
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,916
I told everyone
I'm gonna take Chomp for a walk.
358
00:19:58,916 --> 00:20:00,708
So him and I went into the cane fields.
359
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:05,333
And he was running around, having fun,
chasing butterflies and all that.
360
00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:08,375
- [dog barking]
- So then, I pull out my gun...
361
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,375
I took aim...
362
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:14,041
and pow!
363
00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:15,708
[dog squealing, whimpering]
364
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:19,583
You shot Chomp?
365
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:22,333
- [Harold] What kind of monster are you?
- You're evil!
366
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:24,583
You... you... you told me he ran away.
367
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:27,375
Hey! Hey! Hey, shut up. Be a man.
368
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:29,541
You said Chomp ran away,
and you couldn't find him.
369
00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:31,458
Hey, be a man.
370
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:32,916
Damn it.
371
00:20:34,916 --> 00:20:38,500
So, if we could do that
to our dearest Chomp,
372
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,291
you think I'll think twice
about you two dunces?
373
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:45,208
I want you
374
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:48,375
to help me steal
375
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:50,916
this necklace...
376
00:20:52,791 --> 00:20:54,458
from this ugly geezer.
377
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:57,333
[laughs] You got jokes, uncle.
378
00:20:58,375 --> 00:20:59,958
[laughs mockingly]
379
00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:04,083
Hey! Hey!
380
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:07,500
You won't be laughing
if your ma is six feet under.
381
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,125
[foreboding music plays]
382
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,125
Hey, you're talking crazy, man.
383
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,208
Yeah. Have you not noticed
that we're children?
384
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:19,583
Exactly. That's why
no one will suspect you. Eh?
385
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:22,916
You are local heroes,
and you always got a plan, isn't it?
386
00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:24,000
Yeah.
387
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,750
[in Afrikaans] A Boer makes a plan,
388
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:27,166
but an Indian has one.
389
00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:31,333
[in English] It's simple.
You give me what I want,
390
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:34,875
and I give you back what you want, alive.
391
00:21:37,541 --> 00:21:39,041
So what's it gonna be?
392
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,416
What to do? What to do?
393
00:21:50,416 --> 00:21:52,458
Okay, I agree.
394
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:54,833
We need to tell
Charmaine and Reggie first.
395
00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:57,625
Make them swear an oath.
I think we can trust them.
396
00:21:57,625 --> 00:22:00,000
But your old man,
who thinks I'm old-fashioned and all...
397
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,500
- ...he can't be trusted.
- But why?
398
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:05,041
Because he will insist
on going to the coppers.
399
00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:06,791
But that's the right thing to do.
400
00:22:07,416 --> 00:22:08,833
'Cause stealing is wrong.
401
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:11,875
If stealing saves someone's life,
how can it be wrong?
402
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:13,958
That madman Veerasamy will hurt Ma.
403
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,250
I'm sure of it.
404
00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:19,541
But if we don't tell my dad,
then how will I be able to help?
405
00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:21,916
What you chooning, ek sê?
406
00:22:21,916 --> 00:22:24,333
I promised my dad, no matter what,
407
00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:27,375
if something bad happened,
I would tell him first.
408
00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:29,333
I can't lie to him.
409
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,166
Don't lie. Just don't tell him.
410
00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:35,791
You're always the one insisting
that a promise is a promise.
411
00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:37,958
How can you go against that now?
412
00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:41,083
I wanna save Ma, just not in this way.
413
00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:44,791
Okay, all I know is
your old man can't be trusted.
414
00:22:44,791 --> 00:22:46,750
So you go home and shut your trap.
415
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,291
She's my ma, so I'll sort this out my way.
416
00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:01,625
[rooster crowing in distance]
417
00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:03,875
Now, this is our time, boy.
418
00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:06,000
Let this be a lesson to you.
419
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,333
When days are dark,
420
00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:09,416
friends are nowhere to be found.
421
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,625
You the man.
422
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,916
Yes, I am the man, boy.
423
00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:16,083
But you must be a man too.
424
00:23:16,083 --> 00:23:17,291
Be a man.
425
00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:19,416
I am the man.
426
00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:20,791
But...
427
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:23,083
we're doing all this
428
00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:25,666
so that Mum can come back, right?
429
00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:28,666
S-so that we can be a family again.
430
00:23:28,666 --> 00:23:29,583
Uh...
431
00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:35,083
Yeah, for your mother's sake.
Yeah, of course. Yes, sure. That's it.
432
00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:37,458
And that story about Chomp...
433
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,791
That was just to scare
the boys off, right?
434
00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:42,083
Yeah, obviously.
435
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:45,250
Chomp is somewhere
as happy as a pig in shit.
436
00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:48,333
Eish! You had me convinced.
437
00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:50,166
You're a good actor.
438
00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:52,041
Now, remember the rules.
439
00:23:52,666 --> 00:23:54,875
Do not fraternize with the enemy.
440
00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:57,125
She's a wicked, old cow, this one.
441
00:24:00,958 --> 00:24:04,416
[door opens, closes]
442
00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:13,083
Cha!
443
00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:15,833
[upbeat music playing]
444
00:24:16,791 --> 00:24:17,791
Cha!
445
00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:26,458
Chomp! Ow!
446
00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:28,291
[impersonating Michael Jackson]
Shamone! Ow!
447
00:24:28,916 --> 00:24:30,041
Chicka-chicka.
448
00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:32,375
Whoo! Whoo!
449
00:24:36,666 --> 00:24:37,708
Hey, old lady.
450
00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:40,583
No funny business, yeah?
451
00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:43,833
Nobody can hear you scream in here.
452
00:24:43,833 --> 00:24:45,250
Chicka-hee-hee!
453
00:24:47,625 --> 00:24:48,708
Shamone!
454
00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:51,958
Nobody.
455
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:55,000
[Dev humming]
456
00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:02,875
♪ When we begin, when we begin ♪
457
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:11,000
♪ Amore ♪
458
00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:16,333
♪ Di, di, di, di, di ♪
459
00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:20,250
Come on, sleepy head.
Pancakes taste best when they're warm.
460
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000
And we have sausages, and eggs,
461
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,291
and proper English tea.
462
00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,250
[chuckles]
463
00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:28,083
♪ Amore ♪
464
00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:33,625
♪ Amore ♪
465
00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:35,333
Rough night?
466
00:25:36,458 --> 00:25:37,666
[coughs, sniffs]
467
00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:40,083
[Dev clears throat]
468
00:25:46,041 --> 00:25:47,958
Looks like your appetite is still gone.
469
00:25:48,666 --> 00:25:50,458
I'll get you something
from the pharmacy today.
470
00:25:50,458 --> 00:25:52,750
It'll knock that cold right out of you.
471
00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:57,250
Besides, we're not going
to waste this holiday being lazy or sick.
472
00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:59,875
Oh no. We are going to seize the day.
473
00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:01,333
Carpe diem.
474
00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:02,375
"Seize the day"?
475
00:26:03,666 --> 00:26:04,583
[Dev clears throat]
476
00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:06,958
Look what came in the post this morning.
477
00:26:15,416 --> 00:26:16,416
What is this?
478
00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:19,125
Private boarding schools.
479
00:26:19,125 --> 00:26:22,250
One's in Pietermaritzburg,
and the rest are in Johannesburg.
480
00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:23,416
Your grades are excellent.
481
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:26,458
And with the new South Africa,
you will have the opportunity too.
482
00:26:26,458 --> 00:26:29,708
I made an appointment for us to check out
one of the schools in Johannesburg.
483
00:26:30,208 --> 00:26:33,500
And I thought we'll make a trip of it,
just to check things out.
484
00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:37,125
So you wanna send me away
to a boarding school?
485
00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:39,375
Well, an amazing, prestigious school
486
00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:41,291
that will set you up
for the rest of your life.
487
00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:44,166
And what about our promise
to be there and take care of each other,
488
00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:45,083
no matter what?
489
00:26:45,083 --> 00:26:48,625
We will.
I'm only looking out for your interests.
490
00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:54,375
So you just made this chow to bribe me?
491
00:26:56,083 --> 00:26:57,291
Well, it won't work.
492
00:26:57,291 --> 00:26:59,750
Bugger your private school
and bugger your new South Africa.
493
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,250
[playful music playing]
494
00:27:12,416 --> 00:27:13,291
[door slams shut]
495
00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:19,666
[grunts]
496
00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:22,208
[sighs]
497
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:24,500
Why I must park here like this?
[clicks tongue]
498
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,333
Like I've got nothing better to do.
499
00:27:28,166 --> 00:27:30,416
Okay, old lady,
I'll choon you what, right?
500
00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:32,208
Let's have a staring competition.
501
00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:34,750
If you win, then...
502
00:27:35,416 --> 00:27:36,458
then I remove the tape.
503
00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:37,958
[Granny grunts in agreement]
504
00:27:42,375 --> 00:27:43,375
- You ready?
- [grunts]
505
00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:45,666
All right. Okay. On three, right?
506
00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:48,416
One, two, three.
507
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,083
[intense comical music playing]
508
00:27:56,916 --> 00:27:58,500
[groans, inhales]
509
00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,166
- I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready.
- [grunts]
510
00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,083
I wasn't ready.
511
00:28:01,083 --> 00:28:02,958
Okay, best of three, right?
512
00:28:02,958 --> 00:28:03,916
Huh-uh.
513
00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:05,833
Okay, okay. Best out of two.
514
00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:07,416
Huh-uh.
515
00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:10,791
[sighs] Okay, okay, fine. A deal's a deal.
516
00:28:11,375 --> 00:28:15,416
But if the old man comes,
then the tape goes back on, right?
517
00:28:15,416 --> 00:28:17,208
[Granny grunts in agreement]
518
00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:22,375
You, auntie, you got
some good Kali trance skills--
519
00:28:22,375 --> 00:28:23,333
Ow!
520
00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:25,666
[groans] What you do that for?
521
00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:27,250
- Payback.
- Payback?
522
00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:29,791
- [Granny] Payback.
- Payback? Huh?
523
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:32,583
Wait. Wait. I'll behave. I'll behave.
524
00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:36,833
You know, I get very angry
when I'm hungry.
525
00:28:36,833 --> 00:28:40,875
If you try another stunt like that again,
it's gonna be tickets for you.
526
00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:46,541
Okay, go and get me
something to eat, please.
527
00:28:46,541 --> 00:28:50,083
Chow? Where I'm gonna get chow from?
528
00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:53,125
What's your name, son?
529
00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:56,333
[hesitates] Marlon.
530
00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:58,083
Marlon. Nice name, eh?
531
00:28:58,833 --> 00:29:02,041
Marlon, I don't know if you know this,
532
00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:04,666
but if you kidnap someone,
533
00:29:04,666 --> 00:29:06,791
you need to feed them.
534
00:29:06,791 --> 00:29:07,916
That's a law.
535
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:12,666
You know, if I die here of starvation,
536
00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:17,958
you and your old man
will rot in jail for murder.
537
00:29:17,958 --> 00:29:19,041
You want that?
538
00:29:20,875 --> 00:29:22,791
[tuts] Never mind.
539
00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:25,333
Do what you think is right.
540
00:29:26,875 --> 00:29:27,750
[groans]
541
00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:31,250
I think my sugar level has gone low.
I'm feeling weak.
542
00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:33,500
Okay, okay. W-what you want?
543
00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:39,791
Get me one quarter mutton bunny with Coke.
544
00:29:39,791 --> 00:29:41,500
Don't forget the salad, eh?
545
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:46,333
And for my sugar,
get me some burfi or jalebi.
546
00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:47,791
Mutton bunny?
547
00:29:48,958 --> 00:29:50,708
I look like I got macha
for a mutton bunny?
548
00:29:50,708 --> 00:29:54,125
[tuts] Go. Go. Go.
See what you can do. Please.
549
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,166
Okay.
550
00:29:57,458 --> 00:29:59,666
I'll take the tape off
when I come back, eh?
551
00:30:00,875 --> 00:30:02,916
Don't die, huh? Don't die.
552
00:30:06,541 --> 00:30:08,208
[door opens, closes]
553
00:30:09,458 --> 00:30:11,666
[Reggie] I'm gonna finish that old man,
ek sê, I swear it.
554
00:30:11,666 --> 00:30:14,875
[sighs] There must be something we can do.
555
00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:16,708
Veerasamy was very clear.
556
00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,750
He said he's got his eye on us.
557
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:21,375
If he even suspects
we're talking to the cops,
558
00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:22,666
he's gonna finish Ma.
559
00:30:22,666 --> 00:30:24,250
So what we gonna do then?
560
00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:25,833
[footsteps approaching]
561
00:30:29,291 --> 00:30:30,916
And now? What's your grief?
562
00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:32,125
Have you told them yet?
563
00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:33,250
What's it to you, ek sê?
564
00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:36,291
I wanna save Ma, just like you.
565
00:30:36,291 --> 00:30:38,291
Whatever the plan is, I'm in.
566
00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:40,250
Are you gonna change your mind again?
567
00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:43,708
No. I'm in. All the way, bru, I promise.
568
00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:47,083
[sucks teeth] Okay, great.
569
00:30:50,833 --> 00:30:52,291
- Ma?
- Huh?
570
00:30:52,291 --> 00:30:54,250
First, Baboo is in.
571
00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:55,791
He's come to his senses.
572
00:30:55,791 --> 00:30:58,708
Second, we need to know
what we're dealing with.
573
00:30:59,708 --> 00:31:02,208
I think it's time for a stakeout.
574
00:31:11,541 --> 00:31:12,541
[Granny grunts]
575
00:31:13,166 --> 00:31:15,125
You satisfied now?
576
00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:17,500
Very. Not mutton bunny,
577
00:31:18,208 --> 00:31:21,625
but it's almost as good as my food.
578
00:31:22,125 --> 00:31:23,166
[sighs]
579
00:31:28,208 --> 00:31:29,375
That hit the spot.
580
00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:30,500
[belches]
581
00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:35,791
You want to help me to finish this?
582
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,666
Why your mother left, son?
583
00:31:46,916 --> 00:31:47,833
She...
584
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:50,541
No.
585
00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:52,333
No talking.
586
00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:55,083
I don't know if you tricked me
into getting this chow.
587
00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:57,041
But I can't fraternize with you.
588
00:31:57,625 --> 00:31:58,458
What that means?
589
00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:00,083
It means no talking.
590
00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:03,833
Hmm. You want to play
that same game again?
591
00:32:04,416 --> 00:32:05,833
No dice.
592
00:32:12,416 --> 00:32:13,250
Marlon.
593
00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:15,583
You know,
594
00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:19,833
mothers are a precious gift from God.
595
00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:22,166
[tuts]
596
00:32:22,166 --> 00:32:23,750
[upbeat music playing]
597
00:32:35,833 --> 00:32:36,958
[grumbles]
598
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:42,291
Huh?
599
00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:50,625
[grunts]
600
00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:53,333
[grumbles] Eish!
601
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:55,708
[grunts]
602
00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:57,916
Eish!
603
00:32:59,583 --> 00:33:00,791
[grumbles]
604
00:33:00,791 --> 00:33:02,375
[upbeat music continues]
605
00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:17,166
Why you didn't tell us to dress up, Ticky?
606
00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:18,708
I feel so embarrassed.
607
00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:20,416
Yeah, Ticky, why you didn't tell your ma
608
00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:22,791
to wear her best sari
and her Green Cross slippers?
609
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:27,041
Shut up, Reggie, man. Look at you.
You look like one hobo. [tuts]
610
00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,416
Ek sê, these old people
are slowing us down.
611
00:33:31,416 --> 00:33:33,250
- We better launch them.
- How?
612
00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:35,250
Hey, I don't know. Think of something.
613
00:33:37,541 --> 00:33:39,708
I hope the girls are all right
with my sister.
614
00:33:40,208 --> 00:33:42,458
Stop stressing, man.
You're making me tense.
615
00:33:43,166 --> 00:33:44,083
[sighs]
616
00:33:44,583 --> 00:33:47,791
Hmm. When was the last time
you held my hand?
617
00:33:47,791 --> 00:33:50,458
When was the last time
you was in a good mood? [scoffs]
618
00:33:50,958 --> 00:33:51,791
What?
619
00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:54,666
[Monty] Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Müller.
620
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:58,666
- Such an honor to serve you both, really.
- [boys whispering]
621
00:33:58,666 --> 00:34:01,458
You must call again soon.
Don't wait too long.
622
00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:06,250
You mustn't tell anyone,
but you are my very favorite guests.
623
00:34:06,250 --> 00:34:08,791
- [Monty and woman laugh]
- Thank you, Monty. You're so sweet.
624
00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:12,250
I know. I know. [speaking indistinctly]
625
00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:14,291
- What a kiss-ass.
- Sissy!
626
00:34:17,458 --> 00:34:18,708
Oh God! That manager fella.
627
00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:20,750
Push.
He's coming for Reggie and Charmaine.
628
00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:22,541
- Let's run.
- [Reggie] Relax. Be cool.
629
00:34:25,791 --> 00:34:27,708
What's going on here? Are you two lost?
630
00:34:27,708 --> 00:34:30,250
Hey, brah, we're just...
We're waiting for someone.
631
00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:32,750
Uh... Okay, fine.
632
00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:33,791
Um...
633
00:34:33,791 --> 00:34:38,166
Mrs. Labuschagne, I'm so glad to catch you
without your husband for a moment.
634
00:34:38,166 --> 00:34:41,500
Has anyone offered you
a complimentary drink at the pool?
635
00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:42,416
Creep.
636
00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:44,833
Hey, whatkind?
We're supposed to be on a stakeout here.
637
00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:46,250
Small hiccup. I handled it.
638
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:47,958
You blew your cover.
639
00:34:47,958 --> 00:34:50,125
Uncle Reg, I was thinking.
640
00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:52,375
We only have a few hours.
Why don't we split up?
641
00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:55,750
Conduct surveillance separately?
That way, we'll get more ground covered.
642
00:34:56,833 --> 00:34:59,291
And we'll meet you in the food court
in two hours.
643
00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:00,916
Okay.
644
00:35:01,791 --> 00:35:03,291
[adventurous music playing]
645
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,333
What?
646
00:35:13,708 --> 00:35:15,541
[whispering] Veerasamy is watching.
Don't look.
647
00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:20,500
[whispering inaudibly]
648
00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,125
[Ticky] Act like you're talking.
649
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,541
[mouthing]
650
00:35:50,791 --> 00:35:52,208
[grunting]
651
00:35:53,666 --> 00:35:54,958
[Harold and Ticky laughing]
652
00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:56,208
[upbeat music playing]
653
00:36:09,833 --> 00:36:11,541
[woman] Hey! What are you doing here?
654
00:36:36,875 --> 00:36:39,166
- [woman 1] Hey!
- [woman 2] Get out of here!
655
00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:40,250
[Harold laughs]
656
00:37:01,125 --> 00:37:02,083
[upbeat music ends]
657
00:37:02,083 --> 00:37:03,375
[call to prayer over PA]
658
00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:06,041
[Reggie] What Veerasamy wants
is not possible.
659
00:37:06,041 --> 00:37:07,833
I can't see it happening.
660
00:37:07,833 --> 00:37:10,250
Listen, we have to be tough and brave
for Ma.
661
00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:12,916
We know what's what.
We just have to figure out how.
662
00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:18,541
Ticky, this is getting too serious.
663
00:37:19,083 --> 00:37:21,666
Maybe we should take a chance
with the coppers.
664
00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:24,958
- [Reggie] I think your ma is right.
- No. It's not an option.
665
00:37:24,958 --> 00:37:26,458
He's off his rockers.
666
00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:28,791
[Harold] And he shot his own dog, Chomp.
667
00:37:28,791 --> 00:37:30,583
He's capable of anything.
668
00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:36,083
There might be a way.
669
00:37:37,416 --> 00:37:38,625
Okay, choon.
670
00:37:38,625 --> 00:37:40,333
When we were surveilling the place,
671
00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:43,041
me and Baboo came across this place,
like a theater.
672
00:37:43,041 --> 00:37:44,750
It was a cabaret show, for adults.
673
00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:45,750
What?
674
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:47,083
Ek sê, what you doing? Hey, you!
675
00:37:47,083 --> 00:37:48,916
Sorry. They had clothes on.
676
00:37:48,916 --> 00:37:50,208
[Ticky] Just be quiet.
677
00:37:50,791 --> 00:37:53,000
[clears throat]
Anyways, they were having a show.
678
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,708
So I thought, what if we staged
a Bollywood show extravaganza
679
00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:59,416
with this famous Bollywood star
from India?
680
00:37:59,416 --> 00:38:03,041
We could use it as an opportunity
to get Veerasamy that bloody necklace.
681
00:38:03,041 --> 00:38:04,666
But how would we do that?
682
00:38:04,666 --> 00:38:06,541
We don't know any Bollywood stars,
683
00:38:06,541 --> 00:38:09,083
or any Indians from India for that matter.
684
00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:11,000
We don't need to know
the stars from India,
685
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,750
because we could be them ourselves.
686
00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:16,208
[laughing] Hey, Ticky, you take the cake.
687
00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:17,666
Think about it.
688
00:38:17,666 --> 00:38:19,375
Ladies and gentlemen,
689
00:38:19,375 --> 00:38:22,000
all the way from Bombay, India,
690
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,375
I present to you Miss Sweetie Ki Jawani.
691
00:38:25,375 --> 00:38:28,083
[Bollywood music playing]
692
00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:29,166
[Harold] I don't know.
693
00:38:29,166 --> 00:38:32,875
It's still a rough plan,
but we can make it work. I'm telling you.
694
00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:38,125
So you're chooning we must pretend
to be Bollywood celebrities
695
00:38:38,125 --> 00:38:39,333
and stage a show?
696
00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:41,875
While that's happening,
we steal the necklace?
697
00:38:41,875 --> 00:38:43,500
Exactly, ek sê.
698
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:45,833
Finally, someone understands.
699
00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:49,375
That's a very crazy idea. Very.
700
00:38:50,416 --> 00:38:52,625
But if we can save Ma, I say let's do it.
701
00:38:52,625 --> 00:38:54,250
- Me too.
- [Ticky chuckles]
702
00:38:58,958 --> 00:39:00,083
[sighs]
703
00:39:00,083 --> 00:39:01,333
Okay, me too.
704
00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:04,458
You know, to have an extravaganza,
705
00:39:04,458 --> 00:39:06,333
you need a variety of talent.
706
00:39:06,333 --> 00:39:07,291
Not a problem.
707
00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:10,458
And to be from India, you need the accent.
708
00:39:10,458 --> 00:39:12,291
[imitating Indian accent]
Also not a problem.
709
00:39:12,291 --> 00:39:13,500
[laughs]
710
00:39:14,041 --> 00:39:15,625
[clears throat] Ek sê...
711
00:39:16,541 --> 00:39:18,416
[whispering] We can dress your ma up
and all.
712
00:39:18,416 --> 00:39:20,541
But she can't dance to save her life,
713
00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:23,375
and a Bollywood star
must be able to dance.
714
00:39:24,125 --> 00:39:26,208
Yeah, that's a problem.
715
00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:29,083
Eish!
716
00:39:29,583 --> 00:39:30,583
[sighs]
717
00:39:30,583 --> 00:39:32,666
[Kessie singing]
718
00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:37,958
Howzit, Kessie?
719
00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:41,125
Howzit?
720
00:39:41,125 --> 00:39:43,125
Hey, what happened to y'all
the other night?
721
00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:47,583
Auntie Saras said Ma must have won
a lot of money, 'cause she launched.
722
00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:50,541
Nah, nothing like that.
Just got a small situation. That's all.
723
00:39:50,541 --> 00:39:52,125
Yeah, small situation.
724
00:39:52,125 --> 00:39:53,125
[Kessie] Huh.
725
00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:56,291
But y'all know me. If y'all need any help,
y'all just bell me.
726
00:39:56,291 --> 00:39:57,416
I'll be there one time.
727
00:39:57,416 --> 00:39:59,208
- For sure, Kessie. For sure.
- Right?
728
00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:00,583
- Baboo?
- Sure.
729
00:40:00,583 --> 00:40:02,583
All right. Let's go. Sit down.
730
00:40:03,083 --> 00:40:04,583
[upbeat music playing]
731
00:40:22,041 --> 00:40:25,083
[Harold] We're gonna need
a lot of talented guys for this to work.
732
00:40:25,083 --> 00:40:27,875
[Ticky] All sorted, guzzie.
Just follow my lead.
733
00:40:29,041 --> 00:40:30,625
[rapping in Hindi and Tamil]
734
00:40:47,666 --> 00:40:49,208
Is that guy lip-synching?
735
00:40:51,375 --> 00:40:52,250
He's Black.
736
00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:53,875
Yeah, so?
737
00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:56,541
He's singing Indian.
738
00:41:02,666 --> 00:41:03,500
[song ends]
739
00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:09,416
- Whatkind, boys? What y'all say?
- [Ticky] Good, good.
740
00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:10,625
This my guzzie, Baboo.
741
00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:12,625
-[man] Whatkind, boy?
- Good.
742
00:41:12,625 --> 00:41:14,875
[Ticky] Stones, still a man of no words?
743
00:41:14,875 --> 00:41:18,125
Hey, my brah is all about
the rhythm and the rhymes, ek sê.
744
00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:19,416
No time to conversate.
745
00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:22,166
Listen, guys, I need y'all's help.
746
00:41:22,750 --> 00:41:23,875
[upbeat music playing]
747
00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:27,666
[Ticky] One down. One to go.
748
00:41:27,666 --> 00:41:29,750
- [Harold] Who we looking for now?
- [Ticky] Lucky.
749
00:41:29,750 --> 00:41:32,291
[Lucky] Follow the stone.
Follow the stone. Follow the stone.
750
00:41:32,291 --> 00:41:33,708
Where it goes, no one knows.
751
00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:35,541
Lucky? Really?
752
00:41:36,333 --> 00:41:38,125
Hey, Lucky. How's it going?
753
00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:40,333
[clicks tongue] Hey.
754
00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:41,875
Get away from here.
755
00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:43,041
It's Ticky. Whatkind?
756
00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:46,666
Y'all know this is my grafting place.
Go. I'll check y'all later.
757
00:41:46,666 --> 00:41:48,375
Almost home time. Go.
758
00:41:49,041 --> 00:41:50,083
[Ticky] Come.
759
00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:52,583
Park, yeah.
760
00:41:52,583 --> 00:41:54,083
Why we need this guy?
761
00:41:54,083 --> 00:41:56,375
- Remember those Chappies you bought?
- Yeah.
762
00:41:56,375 --> 00:41:58,791
- They were in your pockets, right?
- Yeah.
763
00:41:58,791 --> 00:42:00,000
Check your pockets.
764
00:42:03,083 --> 00:42:04,916
[comical music playing]
765
00:42:12,666 --> 00:42:14,500
- Two cent.
- Lucky!
766
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:15,583
Hey, come on, man.
767
00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:19,041
I know where you boys live.
768
00:42:22,291 --> 00:42:23,291
Hey, Lucky.
769
00:42:27,416 --> 00:42:29,500
I have a bad feeling about this, ek sê.
770
00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:39,791
You wanna teach your ma to dance?
771
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:40,708
No.
772
00:42:40,708 --> 00:42:41,958
Then this is it, brah.
773
00:42:48,291 --> 00:42:49,541
No, thank you.
774
00:42:58,541 --> 00:43:00,500
You two ruined my party. What do you want?
775
00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:02,833
Uh, sorry about that.
776
00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:05,083
I thought some entertainment
was a good idea at the time.
777
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:08,666
It was not a good idea.
It was a very, very bad idea.
778
00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:11,541
He said he was sorry.
What you want, blood?
779
00:43:11,541 --> 00:43:12,875
[tuts, sighs]
780
00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:16,625
We need to talk to you privately
about an urgent matter.
781
00:43:20,666 --> 00:43:23,583
If you want to talk to me,
then you'll have to play,
782
00:43:23,583 --> 00:43:25,333
or else you can get lost.
783
00:43:27,458 --> 00:43:28,291
[Harold] Hey.
784
00:43:29,833 --> 00:43:31,250
[whispering] This is for Ma.
785
00:43:39,666 --> 00:43:40,625
- [snaps fingers]
- Girls.
786
00:43:40,625 --> 00:43:42,250
[upbeat music playing]
787
00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:49,500
[Harold] We need your help.
788
00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:52,375
[Leila] What makes you think
I'll help you two losers?
789
00:43:52,375 --> 00:43:54,875
[Harold] Because you're
a brilliant dancer,
790
00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:58,375
and we need you to teach Ticky's ma
how to dance like a lady.
791
00:43:58,375 --> 00:44:01,083
- [Leila] Why?
- She's taking part in a competition.
792
00:44:01,083 --> 00:44:02,458
[Leila] What competition?
793
00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:05,291
- It's like a show.
- [Leila] Can I be in the show?
794
00:44:05,291 --> 00:44:06,333
No.
795
00:44:06,333 --> 00:44:09,541
Well, then I guess
there's nothing more to discuss.
796
00:44:09,541 --> 00:44:12,500
Okay. We'll see what we can do.
797
00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:15,083
[Leila] I'll only help you
if I can be in the show.
798
00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:22,250
Witch! I knew it was a bad idea.
799
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,958
[tuts] Relax, ek sê.
800
00:44:25,958 --> 00:44:27,291
She'll get the job done.
801
00:44:27,791 --> 00:44:30,875
Besides, it'll be nice having her around.
802
00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:32,708
That's why you asked her?
803
00:44:32,708 --> 00:44:34,750
No. I really think she can help.
804
00:44:35,916 --> 00:44:38,333
You better not get distracted, ek sê.
I'm chooning you.
805
00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:40,625
You're like a lovesick puppy around her.
806
00:44:40,625 --> 00:44:41,666
[tuts] You're nuts.
807
00:44:41,666 --> 00:44:44,583
You're cuckoo, cuckoo for Leila. Sis, man!
808
00:44:47,750 --> 00:44:49,416
[call to prayer over PA]
809
00:44:57,583 --> 00:44:58,458
Harold?
810
00:44:59,458 --> 00:45:02,166
I think the other day
was a misunderstanding.
811
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,125
We don't have to go
to Johannesburg right now.
812
00:45:05,708 --> 00:45:09,166
But how about we visit the school
in Pietermaritzburg tomorrow?
813
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:13,000
It's closer to home,
and we'll have a good idea
814
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,166
of what these private schools
are all about.
815
00:45:17,958 --> 00:45:21,916
They are having an open day tomorrow,
so I put our names down on the list.
816
00:45:23,166 --> 00:45:24,083
What do you say?
817
00:45:24,916 --> 00:45:25,916
Whatever.
818
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:27,958
Okay, then.
819
00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:29,916
So I'll get your suit ready
in the morning,
820
00:45:29,916 --> 00:45:31,583
and we can leave by 10:00 a.m.
821
00:45:39,375 --> 00:45:42,250
[door opens, shuts]
822
00:45:42,250 --> 00:45:43,250
[Dev sighs]
823
00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:49,000
- Walk.
- Okay.
824
00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:52,375
[comical music playing]
825
00:45:58,458 --> 00:45:59,750
[Ticky] Aiyo mother!
826
00:45:59,750 --> 00:46:01,750
Look at her. She can't even walk right.
827
00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:05,666
Okay, I'm ready. Let's dance.
828
00:46:07,166 --> 00:46:10,083
She looks like a drunk monkey
that's been stung by a wasp.
829
00:46:10,083 --> 00:46:13,708
Your girlfriend better do some magic,
'cause Ma's life depends on it.
830
00:46:14,291 --> 00:46:15,458
Stop that right now.
831
00:46:18,291 --> 00:46:19,208
Where are you going?
832
00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:22,000
I can't watch this disaster, ek sê.
I'm gonna fix a chow.
833
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,916
- I'll have some.
- I wasn't offering.
834
00:46:24,416 --> 00:46:26,541
Hey, where you found this one?
So bossy, she is.
835
00:46:26,541 --> 00:46:28,583
Don't you have something better to do?
836
00:46:29,458 --> 00:46:30,291
No.
837
00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:32,250
Let's go again.
838
00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:41,958
[Dev] Harold?
839
00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:48,708
[comical music playing]
840
00:46:58,416 --> 00:46:59,333
Like that?
841
00:47:01,791 --> 00:47:05,166
Uh-oh. Looks like
someone's in for it today.
842
00:47:09,291 --> 00:47:11,541
[Dev panting] Good day, Mrs. Chetty.
843
00:47:12,416 --> 00:47:14,375
Come. We're late for our appointment.
844
00:47:14,375 --> 00:47:16,666
But we can still make it on time
if we get going now.
845
00:47:16,666 --> 00:47:17,958
I'm not going.
846
00:47:17,958 --> 00:47:20,666
If you like that school so much,
then you go by yourself.
847
00:47:20,666 --> 00:47:23,750
Listen, young man, I will not tolerate
you being disrespectful to me.
848
00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:26,375
I will say this one time. Let's go.
849
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:35,958
Do you want to turn out to be like
these backward simpletons? Do you?
850
00:47:35,958 --> 00:47:37,708
[Harold] At least they like me
for who I am.
851
00:47:37,708 --> 00:47:39,833
And not trying to change me
or get rid of me like you.
852
00:47:39,833 --> 00:47:41,041
Reggie!
853
00:47:42,333 --> 00:47:44,666
We got a problem, a big one.
854
00:47:44,666 --> 00:47:45,916
Go play. Go.
855
00:47:45,916 --> 00:47:48,125
[Dev] They don't know
the meaning of self-improvement.
856
00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:49,625
They have no aspirations or dreams.
857
00:47:49,625 --> 00:47:50,791
I told you, Harold.
858
00:47:50,791 --> 00:47:53,541
This is for your future,
a better one than this.
859
00:47:53,541 --> 00:47:55,083
He think we're deaf?
860
00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:58,416
[Harold] Leave me alone.
My future is here. Go away.
861
00:47:58,416 --> 00:47:59,666
[Charmaine] Hey, Dev.
862
00:47:59,666 --> 00:48:00,750
That's enough.
863
00:48:01,250 --> 00:48:03,666
We're not deaf, and we're not simpletons.
864
00:48:03,666 --> 00:48:06,833
Hey, shut up, you bunch of nincompoops.
865
00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:10,666
Hey! You got a bloody cheek
waltzing in here.
866
00:48:10,666 --> 00:48:15,041
Relax. Wait! It's good that he's here.
Ma doesn't have her pressure tablets.
867
00:48:15,041 --> 00:48:16,666
Listen, yeah, my ma needs this.
868
00:48:18,375 --> 00:48:21,000
Hmm. What luck! [chuckles]
869
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,166
What you mean, "luck"?
870
00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:25,791
So without this,
the old bat will kick the bucket,
871
00:48:25,791 --> 00:48:29,416
without any powwows,
without any cover-ups.
872
00:48:29,416 --> 00:48:30,375
Natural death.
873
00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:32,458
Hey, you hurt my ma, ek sê,
874
00:48:32,458 --> 00:48:35,083
I'll beat you so bad
your own mother won't recognize you.
875
00:48:35,083 --> 00:48:36,375
[mockingly] Ooh.
876
00:48:36,375 --> 00:48:39,333
I'm so scared I'm shaking in my boots.
877
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:42,333
You should be scared.
You don't know who you're messing with.
878
00:48:42,916 --> 00:48:47,291
Uh, this is none of my business.
I'm just gonna take my son and leave.
879
00:48:47,291 --> 00:48:49,166
[Veerasamy] This is your business, larney.
880
00:48:49,166 --> 00:48:53,833
Eh. Your kid
and this nincompoop ruined my life.
881
00:48:53,833 --> 00:48:55,916
It's payback time. Karma.
882
00:48:55,916 --> 00:48:58,291
We have to get going.
We have an appointment.
883
00:48:58,291 --> 00:49:02,333
What? You're going past
by the cop shop? Eh? Eh?
884
00:49:02,333 --> 00:49:04,041
Anything can happen to this boy,
885
00:49:04,041 --> 00:49:07,833
especially if someone phones
the welfare people to tell them
886
00:49:07,833 --> 00:49:11,875
that a neglectful father
lets this son run around a casino
887
00:49:11,875 --> 00:49:14,041
with loafers and all that.
888
00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:16,708
You're a journalist.
889
00:49:16,708 --> 00:49:19,916
Don't you think
that will be one heavy story? Huh?
890
00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:24,875
You losers better get
a good plan together.
891
00:49:25,541 --> 00:49:27,958
Or else, it's tickets for that old bat.
892
00:49:27,958 --> 00:49:29,041
We had a deal.
893
00:49:29,041 --> 00:49:34,333
Yeah, she'll stay alive
if you stick to your side of the deal.
894
00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:38,875
Ticktock, ticktock...
895
00:49:39,750 --> 00:49:42,083
goes old granny's big clock.
896
00:49:42,750 --> 00:49:43,583
Yeah.
897
00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:45,333
[chuckles]
898
00:49:45,916 --> 00:49:49,958
Ticktock, ticktock. [laughs]
899
00:49:49,958 --> 00:49:51,791
Ticktock, ticktock, ticktock, dead.
900
00:49:52,291 --> 00:49:53,583
I'm not gonna play with her.
901
00:49:54,083 --> 00:49:56,458
- What in God's name is going on?
- Yeah!
902
00:50:06,958 --> 00:50:08,291
[Granny] Hey, Marlon.
903
00:50:10,916 --> 00:50:14,250
Marlon. Marlon. Marlon!
904
00:50:15,250 --> 00:50:16,875
I know you're not sleeping.
905
00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:19,625
Hey, Marlon!
906
00:50:20,625 --> 00:50:21,791
Hey, old lady.
907
00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:23,750
What you want, man?
908
00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:25,916
Anybody ever tell you
you're very demanding?
909
00:50:25,916 --> 00:50:28,125
[sarcastically] Oh, I'm so sorry for you.
910
00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:31,458
You should have kidnapped
someone less demanding then.
911
00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:33,791
So what now?
912
00:50:33,791 --> 00:50:35,291
Sew buttons.
913
00:50:35,291 --> 00:50:37,083
Ah! Very funny.
914
00:50:38,166 --> 00:50:41,125
Seriously, I'm not joking.
915
00:50:41,125 --> 00:50:42,916
I've got a proposal for you.
916
00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:45,500
- Proposal?
- Yeah.
917
00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:49,625
How about if I give you 1,000 rand,
918
00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:51,750
and you let me go?
919
00:50:51,750 --> 00:50:52,833
One thousand rand?
920
00:50:53,333 --> 00:50:54,916
Where you got 1,000 rand from?
921
00:50:54,916 --> 00:50:56,750
I won it, how.
922
00:51:03,750 --> 00:51:05,541
What the hells? You had this all along?
923
00:51:05,541 --> 00:51:07,625
Oh, I forgot. Old age.
924
00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:09,958
I hope you're not pulling my leg.
925
00:51:09,958 --> 00:51:12,458
I'm not pulling your anything.
926
00:51:12,458 --> 00:51:14,583
- I'm a decent lady.
- [Marlon] Yeah?
927
00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:16,083
So then where's the macha?
928
00:51:16,083 --> 00:51:17,625
[Granny] It's not there, man.
929
00:51:18,833 --> 00:51:20,458
So you are lying to me.
930
00:51:20,458 --> 00:51:21,791
No, I'm not.
931
00:51:21,791 --> 00:51:22,916
It's in my brassiere.
932
00:51:22,916 --> 00:51:25,625
Aiyo! Why... why...
why are you telling me this?
933
00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:29,541
Look here, Marlon.
I'll give you 1,000 rand, right?
934
00:51:29,541 --> 00:51:31,916
Then you take the money.
935
00:51:31,916 --> 00:51:34,791
Give it to your mother.
Say it's from your father.
936
00:51:35,708 --> 00:51:39,000
So maybe, you all can get together again.
937
00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:42,541
And then my old man?
938
00:51:42,541 --> 00:51:45,500
Tell him I escaped
when you went to relieve yourself.
939
00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:47,458
Hey, he'll beat me up!
940
00:51:47,458 --> 00:51:48,416
Oh God!
941
00:51:48,416 --> 00:51:51,000
So how much do you love your mother?
942
00:51:52,791 --> 00:51:55,458
Okay, fine. Let's do this fast
before he comes.
943
00:51:55,458 --> 00:51:57,083
Quick. Quick. Okay. Quick.
944
00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:01,000
[comical music playing]
945
00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:04,541
[Marlon grunts]
946
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:07,750
[Granny sighs]
947
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:09,166
Muruga, thank you.
948
00:52:09,166 --> 00:52:10,458
[Granny clears throat]
949
00:52:11,500 --> 00:52:12,458
[sighs]
950
00:52:16,458 --> 00:52:17,791
[cries in pain]
951
00:52:17,791 --> 00:52:21,166
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you? I'm asking nicely.
952
00:52:21,166 --> 00:52:22,500
[cries in pain]
953
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:23,833
- [Granny] Rascal!
- Ow!
954
00:52:23,833 --> 00:52:25,083
- [Granny] Take this!
- Ow!
955
00:52:25,750 --> 00:52:27,250
[crying in pain]
956
00:52:27,250 --> 00:52:28,166
Take this!
957
00:52:28,166 --> 00:52:29,958
- Tie me up?
- I'm sorry, Ma.
958
00:52:29,958 --> 00:52:32,208
- Who do you think I am?
- I'm sorry.
959
00:52:32,208 --> 00:52:33,750
[in Tamil] Bloody fool!
960
00:52:34,541 --> 00:52:35,375
[cries in pain]
961
00:52:35,375 --> 00:52:39,000
[in English] You kidnap me,
and you try all this nonsense.
962
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,666
For what?
So that your old man can torture us?
963
00:52:41,666 --> 00:52:42,958
Rascal!
964
00:52:42,958 --> 00:52:44,041
- Ow!
- Rascal!
965
00:52:44,541 --> 00:52:45,375
Give me the keys!
966
00:52:46,708 --> 00:52:47,833
Eish!
967
00:52:52,875 --> 00:52:53,875
[Marlon sighs]
968
00:52:54,791 --> 00:52:56,166
[Ticky] So that's the whole story.
969
00:52:56,166 --> 00:52:57,458
Breathe, larney.
970
00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:01,416
Yeah, but we do have a plan
to save Ma too.
971
00:53:06,833 --> 00:53:08,250
[Dev] But you are children.
972
00:53:09,375 --> 00:53:10,666
How can you even allow this?
973
00:53:12,250 --> 00:53:16,000
Have you ever loved someone so much
you'd do anything to save them?
974
00:53:18,541 --> 00:53:19,750
Then you know, ek sê.
975
00:53:21,125 --> 00:53:22,333
[Harold] I love Ma too.
976
00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:24,166
I'm not going anywhere.
977
00:53:24,166 --> 00:53:25,833
So what do you want to do?
978
00:53:29,458 --> 00:53:31,333
I guess I have no choice but to join you.
979
00:53:32,041 --> 00:53:35,500
Someone needs to watch over you.
We promised each other that.
980
00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:39,458
Hey, larney,
I got the perfect role for you.
981
00:53:42,041 --> 00:53:43,541
[keys jangling]
982
00:53:50,166 --> 00:53:51,166
You know, Ma,
983
00:53:52,166 --> 00:53:53,333
I'm really sorry.
984
00:53:53,958 --> 00:53:55,958
I didn't wanna do any of this.
985
00:53:56,541 --> 00:53:58,250
But my old man made me do it.
986
00:53:59,791 --> 00:54:03,083
If your old man says you
to jump off a bridge, you'll do that too?
987
00:54:03,583 --> 00:54:05,458
[Marlon] No, but you don't know, Ma.
988
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:08,041
Since he lost his job,
989
00:54:08,791 --> 00:54:10,208
things have been hectic.
990
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:13,500
He fights with my ma all the time.
991
00:54:14,291 --> 00:54:17,000
She got so fed up, she even left.
992
00:54:17,791 --> 00:54:19,458
Then why you didn't leave too?
993
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:22,708
Wh-who will take care of him then?
994
00:54:24,541 --> 00:54:25,875
[Granny sighs in frustration]
995
00:54:27,375 --> 00:54:30,541
Uh, try the one with the blue mark.
996
00:54:30,541 --> 00:54:31,791
Now you're telling.
997
00:54:36,875 --> 00:54:38,375
[menacing music playing]
998
00:54:44,708 --> 00:54:45,958
[whispering] Just look at them.
999
00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:46,958
[exhales]
1000
00:54:49,041 --> 00:54:51,625
- [Harold] Hell's bells!
- You're telling!
1001
00:54:52,291 --> 00:54:54,416
But we have to make this work. We have to.
1002
00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:58,166
And now, what you want?
1003
00:54:58,166 --> 00:55:00,166
My old man sent me here to check on y'all.
1004
00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:02,166
You know, keep an eye on things and all.
1005
00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:04,458
Your old man can go fly a kite.
1006
00:55:06,291 --> 00:55:08,958
[whispering] Keep your friends close
and your enemies closer.
1007
00:55:11,541 --> 00:55:12,375
Hmm.
1008
00:55:13,958 --> 00:55:17,958
I don't like you, not one bit.
Stay out of our way. You got it?
1009
00:55:19,625 --> 00:55:22,125
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
1010
00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:25,833
- This guy got one heavy shiner.
- What happened? Your old man hit you?
1011
00:55:25,833 --> 00:55:27,000
No.
1012
00:55:27,750 --> 00:55:28,708
Your ma did.
1013
00:55:28,708 --> 00:55:30,708
[all laugh]
1014
00:55:33,958 --> 00:55:34,791
Ma.
1015
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:37,791
[upbeat music playing]
1016
00:55:37,791 --> 00:55:39,166
[Harold] Aiyo!
1017
00:55:42,041 --> 00:55:42,875
Blow.
1018
00:55:50,416 --> 00:55:51,833
Eh? Eh?
1019
00:55:53,208 --> 00:55:54,041
Hey.
1020
00:55:56,125 --> 00:56:00,083
Lucky, I'm sorry to say this,
but you need to clean yourself up.
1021
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,458
[sniffing]
1022
00:56:03,041 --> 00:56:03,875
Why?
1023
00:56:04,958 --> 00:56:05,791
Let's jam.
1024
00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:07,416
Drop one beat.
1025
00:56:08,708 --> 00:56:09,583
Let's go.
1026
00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:10,916
[beatboxing]
1027
00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:19,708
You're supposed to be
an Indian from India.
1028
00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:22,125
Say it in an Indian accent, please.
1029
00:56:23,708 --> 00:56:27,083
Greetings, I am Dilip Kumar Singh,
but you can call me Sonny.
1030
00:56:27,708 --> 00:56:29,875
Hey, larney, you're killing me here.
1031
00:56:30,750 --> 00:56:33,250
Okay, this Indian thing is not gonna work.
1032
00:56:33,250 --> 00:56:36,791
Let's do this.
Let's embrace your inner coconut.
1033
00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:38,041
I don't understand.
1034
00:56:38,041 --> 00:56:39,708
How? Coconut.
1035
00:56:39,708 --> 00:56:42,000
Brown on the outside, white on the inside.
1036
00:56:43,708 --> 00:56:45,375
Be a white guy.
1037
00:56:45,375 --> 00:56:47,458
A whitey from Great Britain.
1038
00:56:49,833 --> 00:56:50,833
[Dev clears throat]
1039
00:56:51,541 --> 00:56:53,833
[imitates British accent] Greetings.
I am Dilip Kumar Singh,
1040
00:56:53,833 --> 00:56:55,625
but you can call me Sonny, old chap.
1041
00:56:56,125 --> 00:56:58,375
Finally, now we're getting somewhere.
1042
00:56:58,375 --> 00:56:59,875
But won't it seem odd?
1043
00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:03,416
I'm supposed to be
a Bollywood producer from Bombay.
1044
00:57:03,416 --> 00:57:05,666
How, larney, don't you know?
1045
00:57:05,666 --> 00:57:09,291
When the English colonized India,
they colonized the people too.
1046
00:57:09,291 --> 00:57:10,833
It's history.
1047
00:57:18,291 --> 00:57:19,166
[knocking on door]
1048
00:57:19,166 --> 00:57:20,250
Harold?
1049
00:57:29,083 --> 00:57:31,041
[phone line ringing]
1050
00:57:31,041 --> 00:57:32,333
[sighs]
1051
00:57:34,916 --> 00:57:36,416
Hello, my dear.
1052
00:57:36,416 --> 00:57:37,666
[chuckles softly]
1053
00:57:37,666 --> 00:57:38,791
It's me, Dev.
1054
00:57:38,791 --> 00:57:42,375
Sorry for calling so late.
It's been a really long day.
1055
00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:45,416
- [woman on phone speaking indistinctly]
- No, no, nothing's wrong.
1056
00:57:45,416 --> 00:57:47,083
There's just been a change in plans.
1057
00:57:47,583 --> 00:57:50,291
I won't be able
to come up to Johannesburg after all.
1058
00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:54,375
I'm so disappointed too,
my pumpkin. [laughs softly]
1059
00:57:55,041 --> 00:57:57,791
Uh, my son has been cast
in this very big show, you see?
1060
00:57:58,583 --> 00:58:01,375
At the Plantation Hotel and Casino.
1061
00:58:02,375 --> 00:58:06,416
No, no, no. Don't worry about coming down.
I couldn't possibly ask that of you.
1062
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,416
And besides,
things with Harold are so hectic,
1063
00:58:09,416 --> 00:58:10,666
I wouldn't have much time,
1064
00:58:10,666 --> 00:58:15,625
and you, my dear,
deserve my full attention.
1065
00:58:16,958 --> 00:58:18,458
Have a good night now, my angel.
1066
00:58:18,458 --> 00:58:21,000
Kisses, my cutie pie. Bye-bye.
1067
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,333
[Harold] Who are you talking to?
1068
00:58:24,833 --> 00:58:25,708
You bought pie?
1069
00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:28,125
Yes. Yes, I bought pie.
1070
00:58:28,625 --> 00:58:30,208
For work. I bought pie for work.
1071
00:58:31,583 --> 00:58:32,583
[sighs]
1072
00:58:33,166 --> 00:58:36,250
[water running]
1073
00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:37,833
[Ticky] Relax, larney.
1074
00:58:37,833 --> 00:58:39,625
Just breathe.
1075
00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:42,000
Everything will be okay. Breathe.
1076
00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:43,833
Be a coconut.
1077
00:58:50,125 --> 00:58:53,000
Oh, good morning, Mr. and Mrs. Volobuev.
1078
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,125
I hope you had a good sleep.
Breakfast is at the pool.
1079
00:58:56,125 --> 00:58:57,333
Thank you so much.
1080
00:58:57,916 --> 00:58:58,958
[chuckles]
1081
00:58:58,958 --> 00:59:00,458
[Bollywood music playing]
1082
00:59:14,416 --> 00:59:16,291
[Dev imitating British accent]
Mr. Monty Naicker.
1083
00:59:16,291 --> 00:59:17,625
Monty Naidoo.
1084
00:59:17,625 --> 00:59:20,208
What a pleasure it is
to finally meet you, Mr. Monty.
1085
00:59:20,208 --> 00:59:22,166
- Well, I--
- Great pleasure indeed.
1086
00:59:22,166 --> 00:59:24,333
I beg yours. How can I help you, sir?
1087
00:59:24,333 --> 00:59:26,125
Oh no, my good man.
1088
00:59:26,125 --> 00:59:27,833
We can help each other.
1089
00:59:27,833 --> 00:59:30,041
The name's Dilip Kumar Singh,
1090
00:59:30,041 --> 00:59:31,666
but you can call me Sonny.
1091
00:59:31,666 --> 00:59:32,750
All my friends do.
1092
00:59:32,750 --> 00:59:35,750
Yes, Mr. Singh, how can I help you?
1093
00:59:35,750 --> 00:59:38,291
Well, my good fellow,
you might not know me,
1094
00:59:38,291 --> 00:59:42,250
but I only manage and produce some
of the most celebrated Bollywood stars.
1095
00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:43,958
You might even know some of them.
1096
00:59:44,541 --> 00:59:48,458
Amitabh, Salman, Govinda, Madhuri.
1097
00:59:48,458 --> 00:59:50,750
Well, it just so happens that I have
1098
00:59:50,750 --> 00:59:53,458
one of India's most popular rising stars
with me,
1099
00:59:53,458 --> 00:59:56,708
and she wants to host
her Bollywood extravaganza here,
1100
00:59:56,708 --> 00:59:59,208
at your very fine establishment.
1101
00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:02,541
Popular rising star? Who?
1102
01:00:02,541 --> 01:00:04,625
[upbeat rock music playing]
1103
01:00:22,666 --> 01:00:24,083
[whispering] Aiyo mother!
1104
01:00:24,083 --> 01:00:25,416
What the bloody hell?
1105
01:00:25,416 --> 01:00:27,916
Breathe, ek sê.
Everything will be cool. Just breathe.
1106
01:00:36,666 --> 01:00:38,875
And how do you do, madame?
1107
01:00:39,625 --> 01:00:41,833
I'm Monty Naicker-- Naidoo,
1108
01:00:41,833 --> 01:00:43,250
at your service.
1109
01:00:44,416 --> 01:00:45,916
[Monty chuckles]
1110
01:00:47,333 --> 01:00:48,666
[giggling]
1111
01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:51,208
Oh, Monty, you're so funny.
1112
01:00:51,208 --> 01:00:54,000
Oh, Sweetie, you're so sweet. [laughs]
1113
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,458
That's my name.
1114
01:00:56,250 --> 01:00:57,583
[Monty] I know. I know.
1115
01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:01,791
Hey, how you made my ma look like that?
1116
01:01:01,791 --> 01:01:03,208
You said she must wow.
1117
01:01:03,708 --> 01:01:04,875
That's wow.
1118
01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:06,833
Anyways, haven't you watched Pretty Woman?
1119
01:01:07,958 --> 01:01:09,333
Julia Roberts?
1120
01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,208
She's so hot.
1121
01:01:11,208 --> 01:01:12,708
You're so old-fashioned.
1122
01:01:13,750 --> 01:01:16,125
I have a lot of people working under me.
1123
01:01:17,083 --> 01:01:18,666
E-everyone in maroon, in fact.
1124
01:01:19,625 --> 01:01:20,625
[Harold sniffs]
1125
01:01:21,250 --> 01:01:22,125
[whispering] Lucky.
1126
01:01:22,958 --> 01:01:24,375
Hey. Howzit, kid?
1127
01:01:25,291 --> 01:01:26,750
You asked me to clean up.
1128
01:01:26,750 --> 01:01:28,458
Yeah. Right. Great.
1129
01:01:28,458 --> 01:01:31,375
I never clean up,
because women simply can't resist me.
1130
01:01:32,750 --> 01:01:33,583
These are yours.
1131
01:01:33,583 --> 01:01:36,041
And please, don't hesitate
to call me with--
1132
01:01:36,041 --> 01:01:37,208
- [phone rings]
- One second.
1133
01:01:37,208 --> 01:01:38,166
Thank you.
1134
01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:43,416
Uh... Oh. Sorry. Put him through.
1135
01:01:45,541 --> 01:01:48,125
- Like putty in my hands.
- [Bollywood music playing]
1136
01:02:05,583 --> 01:02:06,791
Guys.
1137
01:02:06,791 --> 01:02:08,416
- The view.
- Look at this place.
1138
01:02:08,416 --> 01:02:10,625
- Look at the view.
- Look at the TV.
1139
01:02:21,291 --> 01:02:23,166
[Ticky] Three, two, one.
1140
01:02:23,166 --> 01:02:24,958
[all] Yay!
1141
01:02:24,958 --> 01:02:26,125
We did it!
1142
01:02:26,625 --> 01:02:27,958
How's this place, ek sê?
1143
01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:30,333
[sniffs]
1144
01:02:30,916 --> 01:02:33,583
Guys, look at this place!
1145
01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:35,250
Here.
1146
01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:37,041
- A TV!
- Hey, top!
1147
01:02:37,041 --> 01:02:38,250
Where's the remote?
1148
01:02:42,458 --> 01:02:43,500
Ticky.
1149
01:02:45,416 --> 01:02:47,166
I think Leila is warming up to me.
1150
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:48,875
[imitates kissing]
1151
01:02:48,875 --> 01:02:50,375
Seriously, ek sê.
1152
01:02:50,375 --> 01:02:51,791
She even touched my hand.
1153
01:02:51,791 --> 01:02:53,750
You better stay focused.
1154
01:02:53,750 --> 01:02:55,625
Yeah, I will. I promise.
1155
01:02:56,833 --> 01:02:58,333
[Bollywood music continues]
1156
01:03:08,166 --> 01:03:11,250
[Ticky whistles]
Check here. This is not a holiday.
1157
01:03:11,750 --> 01:03:14,000
Here's what we're thinking, me and Baboo.
1158
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,041
The larney here will MC the entire show.
1159
01:03:16,041 --> 01:03:18,000
[imitating British accent]
Ladies and gentlemen...
1160
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:21,791
We kick the show off with some music.
Sticks and Stones, y'all do your things.
1161
01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:25,000
And, Leila, maybe you can perform too.
1162
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,375
Of course I will.
I didn't join for nothing.
1163
01:03:27,375 --> 01:03:30,291
Then Lucky will get us
the key to Sellers's safe.
1164
01:03:32,541 --> 01:03:34,750
[Harold] Uncle Reg, you have to park
in the background.
1165
01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:37,208
We can't risk Monty recognizing you
from the other day.
1166
01:03:37,208 --> 01:03:40,166
{\an8}Okay. How we know
the big man's even gonna be there?
1167
01:03:40,666 --> 01:03:43,166
Mr. Monty confirmed
that he'll be attending.
1168
01:03:43,166 --> 01:03:44,958
He apparently has a thing for, uh...
1169
01:03:45,708 --> 01:03:46,958
exotic showgirls.
1170
01:03:46,958 --> 01:03:49,875
Exotic? This one? [scoffs]
1171
01:03:49,875 --> 01:03:53,125
We must keep the old geezer
and the creep Monty occupied at all times.
1172
01:03:53,125 --> 01:03:55,083
We must never let them out of our sight.
1173
01:03:55,083 --> 01:03:58,916
Then that scumbag Veerasamy
will cut the power to the security room.
1174
01:03:58,916 --> 01:04:00,416
Got it, jackass?
1175
01:04:00,416 --> 01:04:01,666
Yeah. No. No.
1176
01:04:01,666 --> 01:04:03,041
You're talking too fast.
1177
01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:06,583
I wasn't talking too fast.
You were listening too slow. Wake up, man.
1178
01:04:07,291 --> 01:04:09,375
So your old man cuts the power,
1179
01:04:09,375 --> 01:04:13,333
Ticky gets the necklace, and we all leave
through the back doors of the theater
1180
01:04:13,333 --> 01:04:14,750
once the show is over.
1181
01:04:15,791 --> 01:04:16,916
So any questions?
1182
01:04:18,166 --> 01:04:20,041
Hey, this guy!
1183
01:04:21,333 --> 01:04:22,666
Put your hand down.
1184
01:04:28,333 --> 01:04:29,833
[Bollywood music playing]
1185
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,250
[in Hindi] Well done!
1186
01:04:36,666 --> 01:04:37,500
[Marlon] Ow!
1187
01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:41,291
Mesdames and messieurs.
1188
01:04:41,291 --> 01:04:42,500
Mesdames--
1189
01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:44,458
Hey, larney, coconut.
1190
01:04:45,375 --> 01:04:50,125
Da-da-da-da-da-da. Face.
Da-da-da-da-da-da. Face.
1191
01:04:58,125 --> 01:05:00,541
Ticky, check. Here comes the full Monty.
1192
01:05:01,041 --> 01:05:02,708
Hey, larney, sort it out there.
1193
01:05:02,708 --> 01:05:05,166
- [Dev] Mr. Monty Naicker.
- Naidoo.
1194
01:05:05,166 --> 01:05:06,791
We've got so much to talk about.
1195
01:05:06,791 --> 01:05:10,125
- [Monty] We do, but I would love to have...
- Don't worry about Miss Sweetie.
1196
01:05:10,125 --> 01:05:11,708
...just two minutes with Sweetie.
1197
01:05:12,791 --> 01:05:13,791
Sweetie?
1198
01:05:15,541 --> 01:05:16,583
He gone?
1199
01:05:17,541 --> 01:05:18,375
What happened?
1200
01:05:19,625 --> 01:05:22,041
[imitating British accent]
You've outdone yourself, dear chap.
1201
01:05:22,041 --> 01:05:24,583
These flowers look simply delightful.
1202
01:05:24,583 --> 01:05:29,166
But Miss Sweetie doesn't like
to be interrupted during rehearsals.
1203
01:05:29,166 --> 01:05:30,833
You know how these stars are.
1204
01:05:30,833 --> 01:05:32,541
A bit of a diva if you ask me,
1205
01:05:32,541 --> 01:05:35,250
but hey, that is why
the public love her so.
1206
01:05:35,250 --> 01:05:39,208
Well, I was hoping to extend
a personal invitation to Sweetie
1207
01:05:39,208 --> 01:05:41,375
to have a private dinner with me.
1208
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,166
[under breath] Oh God, no!
1209
01:05:43,166 --> 01:05:44,250
No?
1210
01:05:44,833 --> 01:05:47,250
- [laughs] Of course, yes.
- Yes?
1211
01:05:47,250 --> 01:05:50,666
Dinner? You, Miss Sweetie? Of course.
1212
01:05:51,250 --> 01:05:52,750
Wonderful. [chuckles]
1213
01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:54,875
You're a very, very busy man.
1214
01:05:54,875 --> 01:05:57,666
Go about your business now
and don't give it any further thought.
1215
01:05:58,416 --> 01:06:00,791
[Monty] Right. Yes. I shall.
1216
01:06:02,958 --> 01:06:04,041
[woman] Dev?
1217
01:06:05,541 --> 01:06:07,208
Oh, Dev, it is you.
1218
01:06:07,208 --> 01:06:08,125
Nancy?
1219
01:06:08,666 --> 01:06:09,500
Is that you?
1220
01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:11,541
I didn't think I'd find you this quickly.
1221
01:06:11,541 --> 01:06:14,625
[sighs] It must be a sign
from the good Lord.
1222
01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:18,833
Oh! [laughs]
1223
01:06:19,375 --> 01:06:20,375
Aiyo mother!
1224
01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:22,416
Uh... Uh...
1225
01:06:29,041 --> 01:06:31,041
Hey, back to work.
1226
01:06:31,041 --> 01:06:33,083
Show off your leadership skills, ek sê.
1227
01:06:35,708 --> 01:06:36,541
Go.
1228
01:06:37,375 --> 01:06:38,833
[sighs]
1229
01:06:40,916 --> 01:06:41,958
Uh...
1230
01:06:41,958 --> 01:06:43,208
Those are lovely.
1231
01:06:44,666 --> 01:06:45,541
Hmm.
1232
01:06:46,041 --> 01:06:48,583
Um, who are the flowers for?
1233
01:06:48,583 --> 01:06:50,083
Who are the flowers for?
1234
01:06:50,083 --> 01:06:52,250
[inhales sharply] Who are the flowers for?
1235
01:06:53,208 --> 01:06:55,791
- They are for you, of course.
- Me?
1236
01:06:55,791 --> 01:06:56,958
Oh!
1237
01:06:56,958 --> 01:06:59,291
But you didn't know I was coming.
1238
01:07:01,208 --> 01:07:02,041
Or did I?
1239
01:07:02,791 --> 01:07:05,541
I have a very strong intuition
when it comes to you, my dear.
1240
01:07:06,291 --> 01:07:08,291
Oh. [giggles]
1241
01:07:08,291 --> 01:07:10,375
Oh, I hope you don't mind that I'm here.
1242
01:07:10,375 --> 01:07:12,375
When you mentioned this resort, I thought,
1243
01:07:12,375 --> 01:07:14,958
"You know what, Nancy?
You deserve a holiday
1244
01:07:14,958 --> 01:07:17,958
and to meet the man
who's captured your heart."
1245
01:07:17,958 --> 01:07:19,208
Here I am.
1246
01:07:19,833 --> 01:07:22,083
[Dev imitating British accent]
Well, you do know, madam,
1247
01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:23,500
the show is on Sunday.
1248
01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:27,416
It's a one-night thing,
so be sure to get your tickets ASAP.
1249
01:07:27,416 --> 01:07:30,000
If you snooze, you will lose.
1250
01:07:32,666 --> 01:07:34,250
[in normal voice] I thought I saw a bee.
1251
01:07:34,250 --> 01:07:35,375
Oh.
1252
01:07:35,375 --> 01:07:37,875
- False alarm.
- I see. [chuckles]
1253
01:07:40,291 --> 01:07:42,666
Were you referring to your son's show?
1254
01:07:42,666 --> 01:07:44,208
Huh? Yes.
1255
01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:46,250
Yes. Yes, I was.
1256
01:07:46,250 --> 01:07:47,875
Oh. Okay.
1257
01:07:51,958 --> 01:07:53,250
Shall we meet for dinner?
1258
01:07:53,750 --> 01:07:54,583
Dinner?
1259
01:07:54,583 --> 01:07:56,750
Uh, yes. Sure.
1260
01:07:56,750 --> 01:07:59,250
I'll meet you in the lounge at 7:00 p.m.?
1261
01:07:59,250 --> 01:08:01,583
That sounds lovely. [giggles]
1262
01:08:01,583 --> 01:08:05,000
I'll see you later, Mr. Intuition.
1263
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,916
- [giggles]
- [Dev chuckles]
1264
01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:08,500
[comical music playing]
1265
01:08:11,541 --> 01:08:12,958
[groans]
1266
01:08:24,416 --> 01:08:25,250
Hey, larney.
1267
01:08:25,750 --> 01:08:27,000
You all right there, man?
1268
01:08:28,291 --> 01:08:29,875
You look a little bit stressed.
1269
01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:32,958
Come sit here, boss.
1270
01:08:32,958 --> 01:08:34,958
I think I'm having a heart attack.
1271
01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:36,916
[sighs]
1272
01:08:37,416 --> 01:08:38,833
[Reggie] Catch your breath a bit.
1273
01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:41,416
So, uh...
1274
01:08:43,250 --> 01:08:45,708
who's your lady friend,
the one you were talking to?
1275
01:08:46,916 --> 01:08:48,750
An old friend from Johannesburg.
1276
01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:50,291
She's here on holiday.
1277
01:08:50,291 --> 01:08:51,458
Oh really?
1278
01:08:51,458 --> 01:08:53,250
She looked very happy to see you.
1279
01:08:55,791 --> 01:08:57,083
She's not my friend.
1280
01:08:58,166 --> 01:09:00,916
I've never actually met
this lady in person before today.
1281
01:09:00,916 --> 01:09:03,041
I told her not to come.
1282
01:09:03,041 --> 01:09:05,583
But out of the blue, she pitches up here,
1283
01:09:05,583 --> 01:09:07,750
and I have no clue what to do.
1284
01:09:07,750 --> 01:09:10,875
Hey, ladies today are so forward.
1285
01:09:10,875 --> 01:09:13,458
You saw Charmaine
with that short, short shorts and all.
1286
01:09:13,458 --> 01:09:14,541
No shame.
1287
01:09:14,541 --> 01:09:17,000
That's another story. Eish!
1288
01:09:18,166 --> 01:09:20,708
Jesus, she was expecting Indiana Jones.
1289
01:09:20,708 --> 01:09:22,541
I could never be Indiana Jones.
1290
01:09:22,541 --> 01:09:25,083
Only on the phone, I can be Indiana Jones.
1291
01:09:25,083 --> 01:09:27,208
[sighs] This is so stressful.
1292
01:09:27,208 --> 01:09:30,750
Hey, calm down, larney.
Just now you'll blow a gasket for real.
1293
01:09:31,791 --> 01:09:33,208
So you got a girlfriend.
1294
01:09:33,208 --> 01:09:34,291
No harm there.
1295
01:09:35,166 --> 01:09:37,166
[sighs heavily]
1296
01:09:38,583 --> 01:09:40,333
I met Nancy in the lonely hearts column.
1297
01:09:40,333 --> 01:09:41,666
[chuckles]
1298
01:09:41,666 --> 01:09:43,083
[Dev] The one from the paper.
1299
01:09:43,083 --> 01:09:45,708
I was supposed to take Harold
up to Joburg to meet her.
1300
01:09:45,708 --> 01:09:48,625
But I was secretly relieved
when that couldn't happen.
1301
01:09:50,708 --> 01:09:52,458
I haven't told Harold about her.
1302
01:09:52,458 --> 01:09:54,041
The way he's behaving,
1303
01:09:54,041 --> 01:09:55,291
he'll never forgive me.
1304
01:09:56,875 --> 01:09:58,625
He'll think I'm betraying his mother.
1305
01:10:01,708 --> 01:10:03,416
Sometimes I feel like I am too.
1306
01:10:04,041 --> 01:10:05,583
Don't fret, man.
1307
01:10:05,583 --> 01:10:07,166
In all my years at AA,
1308
01:10:07,666 --> 01:10:10,250
I learned the best way to handle things
is to just own it.
1309
01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:11,291
Be a man.
1310
01:10:11,291 --> 01:10:14,000
Tell the boy now
before he finds out another way.
1311
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:15,958
But I'm waiting for the right time.
1312
01:10:17,375 --> 01:10:19,833
There's no right time, larney.
There's only now.
1313
01:10:21,708 --> 01:10:24,000
You know another thing
I learned at AA, ek sê?
1314
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:25,208
Hey.
1315
01:10:25,208 --> 01:10:28,541
Heavy gas can make you feel
like you're having a heart attack.
1316
01:10:29,250 --> 01:10:30,166
True as Bob.
1317
01:10:31,416 --> 01:10:33,041
[laughs]
1318
01:10:34,416 --> 01:10:35,916
[upbeat pop song playing]
1319
01:10:48,375 --> 01:10:51,416
♪ I spend my days
Trying to catch your eye ♪
1320
01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:55,458
♪ You got my heart beating overtime ♪
1321
01:10:56,666 --> 01:10:59,833
♪ At night I dream
That your love is mine ♪
1322
01:10:59,833 --> 01:11:02,041
- [pop song fades]
- [sad music playing]
1323
01:11:28,125 --> 01:11:29,333
{\an8}Hey, man. [grumbles]
1324
01:11:29,333 --> 01:11:31,000
{\an8}This... [grunts]
1325
01:11:31,541 --> 01:11:33,208
{\an8}Okay, right. Good.
1326
01:11:34,541 --> 01:11:38,125
{\an8}Hello, you good-for-nothing lowlifes.
1327
01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:41,041
{\an8}Your time is running out.
1328
01:11:41,541 --> 01:11:46,000
{\an8}This is just a reminder
of what's at stake for you.
1329
01:11:46,958 --> 01:11:48,541
[chuckles]
1330
01:11:48,541 --> 01:11:51,875
Don't worry. The old cow isn't dead.
1331
01:11:52,750 --> 01:11:54,166
Not yet!
1332
01:11:54,750 --> 01:11:56,791
But that depends on you.
1333
01:11:57,625 --> 01:11:58,458
Eh?
1334
01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:01,958
[laughs]
1335
01:12:02,708 --> 01:12:06,125
It's not nice
to see the elderly suffering, eh?
1336
01:12:06,125 --> 01:12:09,041
But when you play with fire,
1337
01:12:09,041 --> 01:12:10,958
you get burned, guys.
1338
01:12:10,958 --> 01:12:12,375
[laughs]
1339
01:12:12,375 --> 01:12:14,625
Hey! Hey! Hey!
1340
01:12:15,333 --> 01:12:19,166
Hey! Hey, you.
Get down! Get back down! Hey! Hey! Hey!
1341
01:12:23,791 --> 01:12:26,875
Ma wouldn't be in this situation
if it wasn't for me.
1342
01:12:27,458 --> 01:12:28,291
And me.
1343
01:12:29,583 --> 01:12:32,625
I think it's time for reinforcements.
1344
01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:39,875
-[Kessie on phone] Hey.
- Howzit, Kessie?
1345
01:12:40,375 --> 01:12:41,875
[adventurous music playing]
1346
01:12:46,833 --> 01:12:48,375
Who are all these people, ek sê?
1347
01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:50,208
Hey, kid.
1348
01:12:50,208 --> 01:12:52,083
We know guys who know guys.
1349
01:12:52,083 --> 01:12:53,625
Pulled in one, two favors and all.
1350
01:12:53,625 --> 01:12:55,875
[Lucky in Hindi]
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
1351
01:12:56,416 --> 01:12:57,250
[in English] Hey.
1352
01:12:57,750 --> 01:12:59,208
Guzzies from the district.
1353
01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:00,416
Never let you down.
1354
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,125
Thanks, guys. Looks like we have a show.
1355
01:13:16,875 --> 01:13:17,750
Dad?
1356
01:13:21,125 --> 01:13:22,541
[objects falling to floor]
1357
01:13:43,291 --> 01:13:44,583
[somber music playing]
1358
01:14:02,916 --> 01:14:03,750
[Leila grunts]
1359
01:14:05,791 --> 01:14:06,791
[gasps angrily]
1360
01:14:16,166 --> 01:14:17,166
[Nancy] Dev?
1361
01:14:17,791 --> 01:14:20,666
Dev, are you all right?
I waited for you all night.
1362
01:14:20,666 --> 01:14:23,500
- [Monty] Are you still studying the menu?
- Yes. I'm sorry.
1363
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:26,791
[imitating British accent]
Oh blimey! You will not believe
1364
01:14:26,791 --> 01:14:29,500
the technical difficulties
in creating a show such as this.
1365
01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:31,875
It's positively monstrous.
1366
01:14:31,875 --> 01:14:34,125
Why are you talking like that?
1367
01:14:34,125 --> 01:14:36,541
[Monty] Sonny, naughty boy. [chuckles]
1368
01:14:37,750 --> 01:14:40,291
What say we have a spot of tea, my dear?
Jolly good?
1369
01:14:40,291 --> 01:14:43,000
Are you mocking me?
Is it because I'm English?
1370
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,875
[in normal voice] No, no, no.
It's a long st--
1371
01:14:45,708 --> 01:14:48,666
[imitating British accent]
It's a long walk to freedom, dear lady.
1372
01:14:48,666 --> 01:14:51,250
And one must pass through
the valley of the shadow of death
1373
01:14:51,250 --> 01:14:55,166
before we reach
the mountaintops of our desires.
1374
01:14:55,166 --> 01:14:57,916
"Desires"? What kind
of a sick pervert are you?
1375
01:15:03,375 --> 01:15:05,791
Oh Jesus. What is happening?
1376
01:15:10,416 --> 01:15:13,875
I knew Kessie would come through for us.
He's packing the place.
1377
01:15:20,583 --> 01:15:22,625
Larney, whatkind, man?
1378
01:15:23,125 --> 01:15:26,791
Hey, Baboo, your old man's fretting
so much he's gonna shit himself.
1379
01:15:26,791 --> 01:15:27,833
Do something.
1380
01:15:29,541 --> 01:15:31,166
Good. Let him suffer.
1381
01:15:32,208 --> 01:15:33,375
What's your beef?
1382
01:15:33,875 --> 01:15:35,125
[sighs]
1383
01:15:38,416 --> 01:15:39,416
[Ticky sighs]
1384
01:15:42,166 --> 01:15:43,625
Mr. Sellers, welcome.
1385
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:48,833
Indian custom.
There you go. So sorry about that.
1386
01:15:48,833 --> 01:15:50,000
[bell ringing]
1387
01:15:52,916 --> 01:15:54,791
[rousing orchestral music plays]
1388
01:16:03,958 --> 01:16:05,958
[gentle music playing]
1389
01:16:09,166 --> 01:16:11,625
[imitating British accent]
Ladies and gentlemen,
1390
01:16:11,625 --> 01:16:13,375
dames en here,
1391
01:16:13,375 --> 01:16:14,916
mesdames and messieurs,
1392
01:16:15,458 --> 01:16:16,333
namaste.
1393
01:16:16,333 --> 01:16:17,250
Good evening
1394
01:16:17,250 --> 01:16:22,000
and welcome to the first ever
Spice of India Bollywood Extravaganza,
1395
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:25,083
featuring the queen of Bollywood herself,
1396
01:16:25,083 --> 01:16:27,625
Miss Sweetie Ki Jawani.
1397
01:16:27,625 --> 01:16:28,666
[audience applauds]
1398
01:16:28,666 --> 01:16:33,041
Tonight, be prepared to be wowed
by some of India's finest talent.
1399
01:16:33,041 --> 01:16:34,833
All the way from Bombay,
1400
01:16:34,833 --> 01:16:38,000
please give a warm welcome
to your first act,
1401
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:40,583
the Bombay Razzlers.
1402
01:16:40,583 --> 01:16:43,333
- ["Muqabala Muqabala" playing]
- [audience applauding]
1403
01:17:11,666 --> 01:17:13,416
[audience cheering]
1404
01:17:20,125 --> 01:17:22,208
No, no, no. I'm okay.
1405
01:17:22,791 --> 01:17:24,458
Just relieved to have survived that.
1406
01:17:24,458 --> 01:17:26,041
Okay. I'm going now.
1407
01:17:26,041 --> 01:17:27,333
Y'all know what to do.
1408
01:17:27,333 --> 01:17:29,583
- Just stick to the plan.
- Yeah.
1409
01:17:32,166 --> 01:17:33,833
["Muqabala Muqabala" continues]
1410
01:17:35,208 --> 01:17:36,541
[audience cheering]
1411
01:17:54,416 --> 01:17:55,458
[song ends]
1412
01:17:55,458 --> 01:17:57,666
[audience cheering and applauding]
1413
01:18:06,833 --> 01:18:07,958
- Hey!
- Hey! What...
1414
01:18:07,958 --> 01:18:09,333
[speaking indistinctly]
1415
01:18:09,333 --> 01:18:11,583
[Dev] And now, ladies and gentlemen,
1416
01:18:11,583 --> 01:18:15,458
put your hands together
for the great Hindu Houdini,
1417
01:18:15,458 --> 01:18:17,166
Danteraj.
1418
01:18:17,166 --> 01:18:18,458
[audience applauding]
1419
01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:28,000
[sitar music playing]
1420
01:18:50,375 --> 01:18:53,708
[audience murmuring disapprovingly]
1421
01:19:06,250 --> 01:19:08,250
[sitar music continues]
1422
01:19:28,416 --> 01:19:30,458
[audience applauding]
1423
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:41,500
[adventurous music playing]
1424
01:19:42,666 --> 01:19:43,916
[woman snoring]
1425
01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:59,083
Hey. What now?
1426
01:20:13,291 --> 01:20:15,625
- Why did you lie to me?
- [Ticky] About what?
1427
01:20:15,625 --> 01:20:17,833
About Leila. I saw you last night.
1428
01:20:17,833 --> 01:20:21,458
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Oh, really? I saw you kiss her.
1429
01:20:21,458 --> 01:20:22,875
What? I didn't kiss her.
1430
01:20:22,875 --> 01:20:23,958
She kissed me.
1431
01:20:23,958 --> 01:20:24,958
[Harold] You're a liar.
1432
01:20:24,958 --> 01:20:27,750
[Ticky] Listen, I've had enough
of you and this Leila nonsense.
1433
01:20:27,750 --> 01:20:29,666
Now, shut up and help me find the safe.
1434
01:20:29,666 --> 01:20:32,958
No! Admit it first.
You stole the love of my life.
1435
01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:37,083
You're really working on my nerves.
I'm gonna blow a fuse just now. [tuts]
1436
01:20:45,750 --> 01:20:46,750
[Ticky gasps]
1437
01:20:48,666 --> 01:20:49,708
Key.
1438
01:20:49,708 --> 01:20:51,583
- [Harold] No.
- What?
1439
01:20:51,583 --> 01:20:54,541
You and my father think I'm a fool.
Well, I'm not.
1440
01:20:54,541 --> 01:20:56,000
What are you talking about?
1441
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,791
You're a big fat liar.
1442
01:20:57,791 --> 01:21:00,458
You're supposed to be my friend,
my best friend.
1443
01:21:00,458 --> 01:21:04,000
You, my father, and his ugly girlfriend
can all go jump off a cliff.
1444
01:21:07,333 --> 01:21:08,208
[door opens]
1445
01:21:09,375 --> 01:21:10,375
[door locks]
1446
01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:12,291
[Ticky] You weakling!
1447
01:21:12,291 --> 01:21:14,875
- Open this door and give me the key.
- No.
1448
01:21:14,875 --> 01:21:16,833
Not until you realize what you did.
1449
01:21:17,416 --> 01:21:19,166
[Ticky] Oh, God!
1450
01:21:20,083 --> 01:21:22,458
Firstly, you can't steal
someone's girlfriend
1451
01:21:22,458 --> 01:21:24,041
if they're not really your girlfriend.
1452
01:21:24,041 --> 01:21:28,083
And secondly, your old man's girlfriend
isn't that ugly close-up.
1453
01:21:29,166 --> 01:21:31,958
What do you mean
she's not that ugly close-up?
1454
01:21:33,083 --> 01:21:34,125
Oh shit!
1455
01:21:34,125 --> 01:21:35,208
The power's back.
1456
01:21:35,208 --> 01:21:37,041
Baboo, this is serious.
1457
01:21:39,041 --> 01:21:39,916
[Harold sighs]
1458
01:21:40,750 --> 01:21:41,750
[Ticky sighs]
1459
01:21:44,208 --> 01:21:45,250
Baboo.
1460
01:21:46,708 --> 01:21:49,625
I didn't wanna tell you
about the white lady,
1461
01:21:50,541 --> 01:21:53,750
because I didn't know what to do.
1462
01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:54,666
[woman snoring]
1463
01:21:54,666 --> 01:21:56,250
[adventurous music playing]
1464
01:21:57,375 --> 01:21:58,375
Huh?
1465
01:22:00,041 --> 01:22:02,333
Sush. Sush, look.
1466
01:22:03,583 --> 01:22:04,458
Hey!
1467
01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:07,125
Move, Fana! Move! Move! Move!
1468
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:09,833
I wanted my partner back,
1469
01:22:10,375 --> 01:22:11,916
like how things used to be,
1470
01:22:11,916 --> 01:22:14,125
before that bloody devil Leila.
1471
01:22:15,166 --> 01:22:17,541
That was selfish. I know.
1472
01:22:18,958 --> 01:22:20,416
I'm sorry, ek sê.
1473
01:22:20,416 --> 01:22:22,250
I should have told you everything.
1474
01:22:24,083 --> 01:22:25,416
Please give me the key.
1475
01:22:26,416 --> 01:22:27,416
For Ma's sake.
1476
01:22:27,916 --> 01:22:29,458
- [door opening]
- [Ticky] Please.
1477
01:22:29,458 --> 01:22:30,458
[door closing]
1478
01:22:30,958 --> 01:22:32,375
- [Fana] Move!
- [Sushi] Move! Move!
1479
01:22:36,750 --> 01:22:38,083
Hold it right there.
1480
01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:39,833
Hands up. Get them up. Get them up.
1481
01:22:40,333 --> 01:22:43,250
This is a restricted area.
What are you doing here?
1482
01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:46,916
[imitating Indian accent] Thank the lords
you are here. Now, I can find my way back.
1483
01:22:46,916 --> 01:22:48,666
I was having a heavy load on board.
1484
01:22:48,666 --> 01:22:49,666
Huh.
1485
01:22:50,458 --> 01:22:53,000
That... that does not explain
what you are doing here
1486
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:54,291
in the big man's room.
1487
01:22:54,291 --> 01:22:56,666
Aiyo Rama! What a drama!
1488
01:22:56,666 --> 01:22:59,166
You see, sir-- Uh, sorry, madam-ji.
1489
01:22:59,166 --> 01:23:03,000
I wanted to go number two
in the backstage lavatories.
1490
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:05,041
- You know, the one for the show?
- Uh-huh.
1491
01:23:05,041 --> 01:23:08,833
But they all were not working.
So my director-ji, he told me,
1492
01:23:08,833 --> 01:23:11,041
"Go upstairs and relieve yourself."
1493
01:23:11,041 --> 01:23:13,333
So I went upstairs, and here I am.
1494
01:23:14,916 --> 01:23:17,083
Hey. Hey.
1495
01:23:17,083 --> 01:23:20,041
Check out the loo, brah.
Make sure everything is safe and clear.
1496
01:23:20,041 --> 01:23:21,666
[Ticky] I don't know about safe.
1497
01:23:21,666 --> 01:23:23,666
I stunk myself up.
1498
01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:25,750
- [passes gas]
- [Ticky grunts]
1499
01:23:28,166 --> 01:23:31,875
Let's give it some time to air,
unless you want to check it now.
1500
01:23:32,458 --> 01:23:34,291
- No, no. Good idea.
- Hmm.
1501
01:23:34,291 --> 01:23:36,500
I'm in agreement, most certainly.
1502
01:23:36,500 --> 01:23:39,833
You know, madam-ji,
I don't think I'm done with the lavatory.
1503
01:23:40,458 --> 01:23:42,458
[Fana] Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
1504
01:23:42,458 --> 01:23:43,375
Let's go!
1505
01:23:43,375 --> 01:23:45,541
- Move! Move!
- Move! Move!
1506
01:23:51,083 --> 01:23:52,208
Where are the boys?
1507
01:23:53,541 --> 01:23:54,458
They're not back?
1508
01:23:54,458 --> 01:23:57,083
They should've been here.
It's almost time for the finale.
1509
01:24:08,625 --> 01:24:11,000
Ladies and gentlemen,
1510
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:13,375
the act you've all been waiting for,
1511
01:24:13,375 --> 01:24:16,500
one of Bollywood's greatest
dancing sensations,
1512
01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:20,708
the inimitable Miss Sweetie Ki Jawani.
1513
01:24:20,708 --> 01:24:24,875
- [audience cheering and applauding]
- ["Jawani Janeman Haseen Dilruba" playing]
1514
01:25:19,791 --> 01:25:20,750
[Dev] Harold?
1515
01:25:21,875 --> 01:25:24,125
Harold. Harold!
1516
01:25:27,375 --> 01:25:29,333
What's going on? Where are you going?
1517
01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:31,916
Nowhere. And it's none of your business.
1518
01:25:34,166 --> 01:25:36,291
What's wrong? I can see you're upset.
1519
01:25:36,291 --> 01:25:38,625
So what? You don't care about me.
1520
01:25:38,625 --> 01:25:42,041
You only care about yourself
and your stupid girlfriend from Joburg.
1521
01:25:42,041 --> 01:25:43,833
That's why you wanna send me away.
1522
01:25:44,375 --> 01:25:46,125
You're a liar, and you're cheating on Mom.
1523
01:25:49,958 --> 01:25:52,458
[Dev] I never, ever wanted
to get rid of you, Harold.
1524
01:25:52,458 --> 01:25:55,458
I thought I was doing
what was best for you,
1525
01:25:56,041 --> 01:25:57,666
what your mum would have wanted.
1526
01:26:00,416 --> 01:26:02,000
I miss your mum so much.
1527
01:26:02,791 --> 01:26:05,625
Ever since she passed away,
I've been so lonely,
1528
01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:08,208
like there's a huge hole in my heart,
you know?
1529
01:26:09,208 --> 01:26:12,708
I thought if I had a lady friend,
I wouldn't be so lonely.
1530
01:26:14,333 --> 01:26:16,583
I'm so sorry, son.
I wanted to tell you myself,
1531
01:26:16,583 --> 01:26:18,166
but I was so scared.
1532
01:26:18,166 --> 01:26:19,541
Because you're a coward.
1533
01:26:20,041 --> 01:26:21,708
And I'm a coward just like you.
1534
01:26:22,375 --> 01:26:23,416
I ruined everything.
1535
01:26:24,041 --> 01:26:25,000
What happened?
1536
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:26,375
[Harold] I messed up the plan.
1537
01:26:26,375 --> 01:26:28,333
Because of me, Ticky got caught,
1538
01:26:28,833 --> 01:26:30,291
and we'll never see Ma again.
1539
01:26:30,958 --> 01:26:32,083
This is all my fault.
1540
01:26:34,666 --> 01:26:35,833
Look at me, Baboo.
1541
01:26:35,833 --> 01:26:36,875
Look at me.
1542
01:26:38,208 --> 01:26:39,708
We all make mistakes.
1543
01:26:39,708 --> 01:26:40,708
That's life.
1544
01:26:41,208 --> 01:26:42,750
It's how we fix them that counts.
1545
01:26:43,791 --> 01:26:45,333
Right now, we have two choices.
1546
01:26:45,958 --> 01:26:48,041
We can either be cowards and run away,
1547
01:26:48,041 --> 01:26:51,208
or we can face our fears,
no matter how difficult it is.
1548
01:26:52,583 --> 01:26:53,708
What's it going to be?
1549
01:26:55,625 --> 01:26:58,375
I wanna do the right thing,
but I don't know how.
1550
01:27:00,125 --> 01:27:02,000
We'll figure this out together.
1551
01:27:08,541 --> 01:27:10,041
[audience cheering]
1552
01:27:14,041 --> 01:27:16,541
Good. You're here.
I was starting to fret, bru.
1553
01:27:16,541 --> 01:27:19,083
There's been a change of plans.
We need your help.
1554
01:27:19,583 --> 01:27:21,541
Go with Baboo. He'll explain everything.
1555
01:27:21,541 --> 01:27:22,458
Come.
1556
01:27:24,333 --> 01:27:25,958
[crowd cheering and applauding]
1557
01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:38,000
["Koi Yahan Aha Nache Nache" playing]
1558
01:28:11,583 --> 01:28:13,333
[audience cheering and applauding]
1559
01:28:18,583 --> 01:28:20,458
[adventurous music playing]
1560
01:28:23,083 --> 01:28:24,416
[imitating Indian accent] Brother?
1561
01:28:24,416 --> 01:28:25,875
You know Amitabh Bachchan?
1562
01:28:25,875 --> 01:28:27,708
He's a big star, yeah?
1563
01:28:27,708 --> 01:28:28,916
Madam-ji.
1564
01:28:29,458 --> 01:28:30,666
Play one number there.
1565
01:28:30,666 --> 01:28:32,875
I'll show you Amitabh.
1566
01:28:38,291 --> 01:28:40,500
["Boom Shack-A-Lak" playing]
1567
01:28:40,500 --> 01:28:41,416
[Ticky] Balls.
1568
01:28:42,166 --> 01:28:44,333
Okay, kid, let's see your moves.
1569
01:28:44,333 --> 01:28:45,750
But this is not a Bollywood...
1570
01:28:45,750 --> 01:28:47,958
♪ Women them a flex
And the man them a chant... ♪
1571
01:28:48,666 --> 01:28:49,750
Okay, okay, never mind.
1572
01:28:50,458 --> 01:28:53,166
I'm feeling the beat in my feet. [inhales]
1573
01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:54,750
♪ Boom-shack-a-lak, rude boy ♪
1574
01:28:54,750 --> 01:28:56,833
♪ Here when we tell them now, sir ♪
1575
01:28:57,333 --> 01:29:00,916
♪ Wine your body, wriggle your belly ♪
1576
01:29:00,916 --> 01:29:04,541
♪ Dip and go down in the new stylee ♪
1577
01:29:04,541 --> 01:29:08,333
♪ Wine and go up, wine and go down ♪
1578
01:29:08,333 --> 01:29:11,333
♪ Bubble and rock
To the new style around ♪
1579
01:29:11,333 --> 01:29:13,541
♪ You fe line it up, you fe... ♪
1580
01:29:13,541 --> 01:29:14,791
Wine your body.
1581
01:29:14,791 --> 01:29:18,291
♪ Do the boom-shack-a-lak
Till the dance hall full up ♪
1582
01:29:18,291 --> 01:29:22,333
♪ I say the boom-shack-a-lak
It's the brand-new style ♪
1583
01:29:22,333 --> 01:29:26,083
♪ The wicked say it wicked
Jah jah no say it wild ♪
1584
01:29:26,083 --> 01:29:29,250
♪ The raggamuffin style
Fe the discipline child ♪
1585
01:29:29,250 --> 01:29:32,666
♪ Dip and go down ca it well versatile ♪
1586
01:29:32,666 --> 01:29:36,375
♪ You fe move fe your waist
Move fe your back ♪
1587
01:29:36,375 --> 01:29:40,416
♪ Wine and go down
Do the shack-a-lak-a-lak ♪
1588
01:29:40,416 --> 01:29:43,625
♪ Get in the groove
Ca you are the top-notch ♪
1589
01:29:43,625 --> 01:29:47,625
♪ Bubble and wine, gal
Right 'pon the spot ♪
1590
01:29:47,625 --> 01:29:51,208
♪ Wine your body, wriggle your belly ♪
1591
01:29:51,208 --> 01:29:52,375
♪ Dip and go down... ♪
1592
01:29:52,375 --> 01:29:54,041
[knocking on door]
1593
01:29:56,375 --> 01:29:58,083
- [music switches off]
- [handcuffs clinking]
1594
01:30:03,791 --> 01:30:06,500
[imitating Indian accent]
With compliments of Mr. Sellers
1595
01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:09,125
for your loyalty to the Plantation.
1596
01:30:09,125 --> 01:30:10,583
Namaste.
1597
01:30:13,708 --> 01:30:15,541
[adventurous music playing]
1598
01:30:17,458 --> 01:30:18,416
All done.
1599
01:30:19,958 --> 01:30:21,541
Get this back to Lucky.
1600
01:30:21,541 --> 01:30:22,458
[Reggie sighs]
1601
01:30:29,791 --> 01:30:30,791
Mmm.
1602
01:30:33,791 --> 01:30:35,791
Dev. You were amazing.
1603
01:30:35,791 --> 01:30:38,375
Your performance is so, so wonderful.
1604
01:30:38,375 --> 01:30:41,125
It all makes sense now.
You were in character this whole time.
1605
01:30:41,125 --> 01:30:42,458
I'm so sorry I slapped you.
1606
01:30:42,458 --> 01:30:45,416
No, no, Nancy.
It wasn't that. It's not you.
1607
01:30:46,750 --> 01:30:48,333
I'm not the man you think I am.
1608
01:30:50,416 --> 01:30:52,833
I can't explain now, but you have to go.
1609
01:30:52,833 --> 01:30:55,041
It's really a matter
of life and death. [sighs]
1610
01:30:55,541 --> 01:30:58,250
I will explain everything soon, I promise.
1611
01:30:58,250 --> 01:30:59,583
But you must leave now.
1612
01:31:00,458 --> 01:31:03,041
[sighing]
1613
01:31:04,583 --> 01:31:07,833
[Sushi] Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
1614
01:31:09,875 --> 01:31:11,708
- [stomach gurgling]
- [Fana groaning]
1615
01:31:11,708 --> 01:31:12,916
[Sushi] Mmm.
1616
01:31:13,541 --> 01:31:15,125
- [stomach gurgling]
- [Sushi] Mmm.
1617
01:31:17,958 --> 01:31:22,250
- [stomach gurgling]
- [Fana groaning]
1618
01:31:22,250 --> 01:31:24,875
[Fana groaning]
1619
01:31:25,708 --> 01:31:27,250
[stomach gurgling]
1620
01:31:28,833 --> 01:31:32,125
- [groaning]
- [passes gas]
1621
01:31:32,125 --> 01:31:34,125
- [giggling]
- ["Boom-Shack-A-Lak" playing]
1622
01:31:34,125 --> 01:31:37,791
♪ Wine your body, wriggle your belly ♪
1623
01:31:37,791 --> 01:31:41,458
♪ Dip and go down in the new stylee ♪
1624
01:31:41,458 --> 01:31:45,000
♪ Wine and go up, wine and go down ♪
1625
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:48,125
♪ Bubble and rock
Ca the new style around... ♪
1626
01:31:48,125 --> 01:31:51,208
- [stomachs gurgling]
- [both groaning]
1627
01:31:51,208 --> 01:31:52,291
[gasping]
1628
01:31:52,291 --> 01:31:55,291
♪ Do the boom-shack-a-lak
Till the dance hall full up ♪
1629
01:32:01,416 --> 01:32:02,333
[music switches off]
1630
01:32:03,708 --> 01:32:05,041
Ticky?
1631
01:32:05,041 --> 01:32:06,458
It's clear. Let's go.
1632
01:32:06,458 --> 01:32:09,083
Why are you here, ek sê?
I thought you hated me.
1633
01:32:09,083 --> 01:32:10,208
I'm sorry.
1634
01:32:10,708 --> 01:32:12,833
Leave your "sorry." Get the key!
1635
01:32:20,375 --> 01:32:23,125
This is all my fault.
I was being a real cake.
1636
01:32:24,916 --> 01:32:25,958
I don't know why.
1637
01:32:26,666 --> 01:32:30,000
But I know you're my brother,
and I care about you more than that Leila.
1638
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:31,583
You're just saying that.
1639
01:32:31,583 --> 01:32:33,041
No. I mean it.
1640
01:32:33,791 --> 01:32:35,750
But we gotta get going, like now,
1641
01:32:36,333 --> 01:32:37,250
because...
1642
01:32:41,625 --> 01:32:42,500
Uh...
1643
01:32:43,083 --> 01:32:44,333
And the sweetmeats?
1644
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:46,291
Jamaalgota.
1645
01:32:46,291 --> 01:32:49,500
[laughing] Hey. Genius, ek sê. Genius.
1646
01:32:49,500 --> 01:32:53,416
- ["Koi Yahan Aha Nache Nache" playing]
- [audience cheering and applauding]
1647
01:33:41,666 --> 01:33:42,916
- [Charmaine gasps]
- [song stops]
1648
01:33:42,916 --> 01:33:45,208
[Monty] Sweetie! Sweetie!
Someone call an ambulance.
1649
01:33:45,208 --> 01:33:46,958
- [Charmaine gasping]
- [Monty] Sweetie!
1650
01:33:47,625 --> 01:33:48,958
My ankle!
1651
01:33:48,958 --> 01:33:52,125
Oh dear Lord!
What have y'all done to my star?
1652
01:33:52,125 --> 01:33:55,416
Who put these stairs here?
The owners must be held responsible.
1653
01:33:55,416 --> 01:33:58,666
I shall be suing you, this hotel,
your boss, your boss's boss.
1654
01:33:58,666 --> 01:34:02,875
I shall leave no stone unturned.
We shall have justice for Miss Sweetie.
1655
01:34:07,166 --> 01:34:25,125
- Justice for Sweetie!
- Long live!
1656
01:34:25,125 --> 01:34:28,750
Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!
My... my... my personal home line.
1657
01:34:28,750 --> 01:34:30,041
Call me. You--
1658
01:34:30,041 --> 01:34:31,416
[spluttering] Fine.
1659
01:34:34,083 --> 01:34:35,208
She... Um...
1660
01:34:41,416 --> 01:34:45,416
[Monty] Uh, Mr. Sellers, these Indians,
you can't take them anywhere.
1661
01:34:45,416 --> 01:34:46,875
Woo-hoo.
1662
01:34:46,875 --> 01:34:47,875
What's up, ek sê?
1663
01:34:47,875 --> 01:34:50,166
Where's the wheelchair?
The necklace is in the wheelchair.
1664
01:34:50,166 --> 01:34:51,791
The wheelchair, where is it?
1665
01:34:53,875 --> 01:34:54,791
Come on.
1666
01:34:56,041 --> 01:34:57,125
[Reggie] Hey, relax, man.
1667
01:34:58,125 --> 01:34:59,041
It's not there.
1668
01:35:00,583 --> 01:35:02,208
- It's on your ma.
- What?
1669
01:35:02,208 --> 01:35:03,166
Where?
1670
01:35:05,208 --> 01:35:07,833
Lucky, you got us so scared for nothing.
1671
01:35:08,541 --> 01:35:10,583
Uh, it wasn't me.
1672
01:35:12,750 --> 01:35:14,416
I also got skills.
1673
01:35:14,416 --> 01:35:16,166
Y'all never bothered to ask.
1674
01:35:17,208 --> 01:35:18,666
[upbeat music playing]
1675
01:35:18,666 --> 01:35:20,250
[all laughing]
1676
01:35:22,458 --> 01:35:24,291
[Marlon] Don't get too excited, auntie.
1677
01:35:24,291 --> 01:35:26,083
We still have to get Ma back.
1678
01:35:26,875 --> 01:35:28,750
Uh, "we"?
1679
01:35:32,625 --> 01:35:34,625
[Veerasamy chuckling]
1680
01:35:36,250 --> 01:35:40,083
I knew you boys
were the right buggers for this job.
1681
01:35:40,083 --> 01:35:41,958
And right on time too.
1682
01:35:42,541 --> 01:35:46,333
'Cause I was going to murder the old bag
with my own two hands.
1683
01:35:46,333 --> 01:35:49,250
We kept our side of the deal.
Now, let Ma go.
1684
01:35:49,250 --> 01:35:50,833
Give me the necklace first.
1685
01:35:53,041 --> 01:35:54,833
[chuckling]
1686
01:35:58,833 --> 01:35:59,666
Hey, you.
1687
01:35:59,666 --> 01:36:01,583
Where you think you're going to?
1688
01:36:01,583 --> 01:36:04,875
I'm going to be with people
who know what family means.
1689
01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:07,291
[in Tamil] Love and blessings.
1690
01:36:07,291 --> 01:36:10,625
[in English] Family? Family?
Hey, I'll show you a family.
1691
01:36:10,625 --> 01:36:15,458
Bugger off! I don't need you.
I don't need anyone as long as I got this.
1692
01:36:15,458 --> 01:36:17,666
Ungrateful dog.
1693
01:36:17,666 --> 01:36:19,833
He'll be back. [chuckling]
1694
01:36:19,833 --> 01:36:20,916
[Reggie whistles]
1695
01:36:27,083 --> 01:36:28,791
[upbeat music playing]
1696
01:36:33,750 --> 01:36:35,125
[Veerasamy] And now?
1697
01:36:36,083 --> 01:36:37,000
What's going on?
1698
01:36:37,625 --> 01:36:39,375
Y'all came here to fight?
1699
01:36:41,416 --> 01:36:43,166
[in Tamil] Come, my friend.
1700
01:36:57,250 --> 01:36:59,291
[Veerasamy screaming]
1701
01:36:59,291 --> 01:37:01,916
- [in English] My gun. Where's my gun?
- [boys laugh]
1702
01:37:01,916 --> 01:37:03,291
[Veerasamy] Hey, Marlon, help!
1703
01:37:03,291 --> 01:37:04,583
You bloody coward!
1704
01:37:05,791 --> 01:37:07,791
[Veerasamy screaming in pain]
1705
01:37:09,375 --> 01:37:10,500
In there, larney.
1706
01:37:11,750 --> 01:37:14,125
This guy messed with the wrong granny!
1707
01:37:14,125 --> 01:37:16,250
And he's out!
1708
01:37:18,875 --> 01:37:21,416
[Sellers and Veerasamy grunting]
1709
01:37:21,416 --> 01:37:23,208
I've never been treated this way.
1710
01:37:23,208 --> 01:37:24,291
By women!
1711
01:37:24,291 --> 01:37:26,791
- Those are thugs, gangster grannies.
- [sirens approaching]
1712
01:37:26,791 --> 01:37:29,416
[Sellers] You are responsible
for this, Veerasamy.
1713
01:37:29,416 --> 01:37:31,500
You greedy son of a bitch!
1714
01:37:31,500 --> 01:37:34,625
{\an8}Greedy? Greedy?
You're a miserly, miserable old geezer.
1715
01:37:34,625 --> 01:37:36,125
{\an8}- Shut up!
- That's what you are.
1716
01:37:36,125 --> 01:37:37,250
{\an8}Shut up!
1717
01:37:37,250 --> 01:37:39,375
[Sellers] My lawyer will clear up
this mess for me,
1718
01:37:39,375 --> 01:37:41,833
but you, you piece of shit,
you are gonna rot in jail.
1719
01:37:41,833 --> 01:37:44,458
Oh really?
You think I'll go down by myself?
1720
01:37:44,458 --> 01:37:47,791
I'll take everyone down with me. Yeah.
1721
01:37:49,250 --> 01:37:50,708
Old pal.
1722
01:37:51,833 --> 01:37:53,833
[soaring music playing]
1723
01:38:07,208 --> 01:38:08,708
You really want to meet Nancy?
1724
01:38:10,541 --> 01:38:12,958
I can call the whole thing off
if you're not ready.
1725
01:38:17,416 --> 01:38:18,291
It's okay.
1726
01:38:19,208 --> 01:38:20,666
I'll keep any open mind.
1727
01:38:23,541 --> 01:38:25,041
[sentimental music playing]
1728
01:38:26,250 --> 01:38:28,208
I guess I can't ask for more than that.
1729
01:38:34,666 --> 01:38:35,750
I'm okay, Ma.
1730
01:38:35,750 --> 01:38:37,083
- You sure?
- Yeah. Thank you.
1731
01:38:37,083 --> 01:38:38,958
- Another drink?
- I got it. It's fine.
1732
01:38:41,125 --> 01:38:42,250
Thank you.
1733
01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:43,541
[car approaching]
1734
01:38:58,750 --> 01:38:59,750
[blows]
1735
01:38:59,750 --> 01:39:01,541
Hey, Ticky boy. Ticky boy.
1736
01:39:02,083 --> 01:39:03,208
Where's the chow?
1737
01:39:03,833 --> 01:39:06,250
Look at you. You're gonna embarrass Baboo.
1738
01:39:06,250 --> 01:39:07,291
- What?
- Come.
1739
01:39:07,291 --> 01:39:08,875
[upbeat music playing]
1740
01:39:15,333 --> 01:39:16,708
Good day, Mrs. Chetty.
1741
01:39:16,708 --> 01:39:19,250
This is Nancy. Nancy, this is Mrs. Chetty.
1742
01:39:19,750 --> 01:39:24,458
Hey, doll, have some lovely,
spicy samosas.
1743
01:39:24,458 --> 01:39:27,125
- Oh.
- You're looking so beautiful.
1744
01:39:28,041 --> 01:39:29,208
[in Tamil] Love and blessings!
1745
01:39:29,750 --> 01:39:30,875
[Nancy in English] Thank you.
1746
01:39:32,958 --> 01:39:34,250
Come. Sit. Sit.
1747
01:39:37,416 --> 01:39:40,333
You're so brave and such a good friend.
1748
01:39:40,333 --> 01:39:41,875
Uh, thanks.
1749
01:39:42,791 --> 01:39:45,125
You can be my boyfriend if you want.
1750
01:39:47,541 --> 01:39:49,083
Nah, that's okay.
1751
01:39:49,708 --> 01:39:50,916
I don't need a girlfriend.
1752
01:39:51,416 --> 01:39:54,125
But we can be friends if you want.
1753
01:39:56,875 --> 01:39:58,875
Yeah. I think that's better.
1754
01:40:04,916 --> 01:40:05,750
Hey, larney.
1755
01:40:07,041 --> 01:40:08,666
[imitating Michael Jackson] Hee hee.
1756
01:40:08,666 --> 01:40:11,041
[humming "Bad" by Michael Jackson]
1757
01:40:11,041 --> 01:40:12,791
♪ Ice, ice, baby ♪
1758
01:40:14,708 --> 01:40:16,166
♪ Let's go, hammer time ♪
1759
01:40:17,666 --> 01:40:18,916
Hee hee.
1760
01:40:20,458 --> 01:40:22,166
Who's old-fashioned now?
1761
01:40:25,291 --> 01:40:26,166
Hee hee.
1762
01:40:26,166 --> 01:40:27,958
[gentle music playing]
1763
01:40:30,458 --> 01:40:32,250
[people chattering and laughing]
1764
01:40:42,083 --> 01:40:43,208
Hey.
1765
01:40:43,208 --> 01:40:45,583
- When was the last time you held my hand?
- [tuts]
1766
01:41:05,750 --> 01:41:06,916
[music fades]
1767
01:41:06,916 --> 01:41:08,500
[tender music playing]
1768
01:41:11,291 --> 01:41:13,208
[Ticky] Your old man looks happy, ek sê.
1769
01:41:14,875 --> 01:41:15,708
[Harold] Yeah.
1770
01:41:20,875 --> 01:41:22,875
I miss my mom so much sometimes.
1771
01:41:23,541 --> 01:41:26,541
Maybe that's why I went all cuckoo
on you with this Leila story.
1772
01:41:27,416 --> 01:41:30,625
The good news is that the white lady
is not so ugly close-up.
1773
01:41:30,625 --> 01:41:31,791
[both laugh]
1774
01:41:33,541 --> 01:41:34,375
Ticky.
1775
01:41:34,916 --> 01:41:36,666
I'm really sorry for being an ass.
1776
01:41:36,666 --> 01:41:38,875
Leila can be your girlfriend.
I don't mind.
1777
01:41:38,875 --> 01:41:42,291
What is wrong with you, ek sê?
Look at all the women in my life.
1778
01:41:42,291 --> 01:41:44,208
Do you really think
I need more aggravation?
1779
01:41:44,208 --> 01:41:46,375
- You have a point.
- [Ticky] Yes, I do.
1780
01:41:46,375 --> 01:41:48,541
And if you parked long enough
the other night,
1781
01:41:48,541 --> 01:41:51,833
when Leila tried all that funny business,
you'd have seen me push her in the pool.
1782
01:41:51,833 --> 01:41:53,833
Aiybo! No you didn't.
1783
01:41:53,833 --> 01:41:54,916
[Ticky] Yes, I did, brah.
1784
01:41:57,208 --> 01:42:00,291
Let's make a blood pact,
to never let a girl come between us, ever.
1785
01:42:00,291 --> 01:42:02,250
Blood pact? Cutting and all?
1786
01:42:03,291 --> 01:42:06,625
Yeah, now that you say it like that,
maybe it's not such a good idea.
1787
01:42:07,583 --> 01:42:09,916
[Ticky] Let's make a pact...
1788
01:42:11,083 --> 01:42:12,250
with these.
1789
01:42:13,500 --> 01:42:16,791
I was saving them for your old man
for calling me old-fashioned and all.
1790
01:42:17,416 --> 01:42:18,583
But I can let that go.
1791
01:42:18,583 --> 01:42:19,916
Okay, let's do it.
1792
01:42:21,791 --> 01:42:23,875
- Bros for life.
- Bros for life.
1793
01:42:23,875 --> 01:42:25,083
[upbeat music playing]
1794
01:42:30,750 --> 01:42:32,166
[both panting]
1795
01:42:32,166 --> 01:42:33,625
- Water!
- Water!
1796
01:42:34,333 --> 01:42:35,625
- Aiyo!
- Aiyo!
1797
01:42:35,625 --> 01:42:36,833
[Granny chuckling]
1798
01:42:36,833 --> 01:42:38,000
[in Tamil] Hooligans.
1799
01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:40,083
[upbeat music playing]
1800
01:45:10,000 --> 01:45:11,500
- [music ends]
- [all shout]
1801
01:45:11,500 --> 01:45:12,458
Yes!
1802
01:45:13,916 --> 01:45:15,375
[upbeat music playing]
1803
01:48:59,041 --> 01:49:00,541
[music fades out]