WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:30.247 --> 00:00:32.293 Okay, well, this is me. 4 00:00:34.121 --> 00:00:35.426 Okay. 5 00:00:37.124 --> 00:00:39.952 Okay, bye! 6 00:00:40.127 --> 00:00:41.476 Thanks. 7 00:00:54.315 --> 00:00:56.926 No, I think you're gonna love it, actually. 8 00:00:57.100 --> 00:00:58.754 Mm. Here we are. 9 00:01:21.516 --> 00:01:24.954 Oh, hey roomie. How'd it go? 10 00:01:25.128 --> 00:01:27.348 Ugh, another dating nightmare. Oh. 11 00:01:27.522 --> 00:01:29.132 More blog fodder though. Ooh, and he definitely lied 12 00:01:29.306 --> 00:01:30.916 about his height on his profile. 13 00:01:31.091 --> 00:01:32.875 Wait, unless he was using the metric system. 14 00:01:33.049 --> 00:01:34.877 Well, at least you're getting 15 00:01:35.051 --> 00:01:39.055 fresh new material for Luckless, right? 16 00:01:39.229 --> 00:01:41.971 True. Here you go. Cheers. 17 00:01:42.145 --> 00:01:43.277 Cheers. 18 00:01:43.451 --> 00:01:44.582 Okay. 19 00:01:44.756 --> 00:01:46.236 Mm! 20 00:01:48.195 --> 00:01:50.501 That is disgusting. 21 00:01:50.675 --> 00:01:51.763 Okay. 22 00:01:55.854 --> 00:01:57.987 Uh, yeah, cheers... 23 00:01:58.161 --> 00:02:00.076 to a great first date. 24 00:02:03.297 --> 00:02:04.559 Or not. 25 00:02:06.735 --> 00:02:07.736 Who's that? 26 00:02:08.650 --> 00:02:09.912 That's my son. 27 00:02:10.086 --> 00:02:11.957 Hey! Ty. 28 00:02:12.132 --> 00:02:13.350 You're home early. 29 00:02:13.524 --> 00:02:14.482 Yeah, our coach let us out early. 30 00:02:14.656 --> 00:02:16.266 Ah. Mm... 31 00:02:17.311 --> 00:02:19.617 Do we have any extra Thai food? 32 00:02:24.231 --> 00:02:25.884 So what's your name? 33 00:02:26.058 --> 00:02:28.931 Brittany. Oh, Brittany. 34 00:02:29.105 --> 00:02:31.499 Brittany, Brittany, Brittany. Be serious. 35 00:02:31.673 --> 00:02:33.196 But he's a single dad. 36 00:02:34.545 --> 00:02:37.026 He's what, at least eight years older than you, like... 37 00:02:37.200 --> 00:02:39.028 Do you really wanna be dealing with me all the time? 38 00:02:39.202 --> 00:02:41.117 I'm going through puberty as we speak. 39 00:02:41.291 --> 00:02:43.685 And I'm a nightmare, he knows it. 40 00:02:44.251 --> 00:02:45.948 You really wanna waste your twenties 41 00:02:46.122 --> 00:02:47.558 trying to be my step-mom? 42 00:02:47.732 --> 00:02:49.299 Ha! Okay, yeah. 43 00:02:49.473 --> 00:02:51.083 There's a reasonable explanation why I didn't... 44 00:02:51.258 --> 00:02:53.129 And you don't really have to go but... 45 00:02:55.610 --> 00:02:57.089 She's gone. 46 00:02:59.614 --> 00:03:00.832 She seemed nice. Yeah. 47 00:03:01.006 --> 00:03:02.921 Actress? Dancer, actually. 48 00:03:03.095 --> 00:03:04.184 Shocking. Shocking. 49 00:03:04.358 --> 00:03:06.447 Yeah, lots of shocks tonight. 50 00:03:06.621 --> 00:03:09.101 Um, hey, you. 51 00:03:09.276 --> 00:03:11.278 You know that nice, fancy expensive cell phone I go you? 52 00:03:11.452 --> 00:03:16.239 Well, you can use that to like, call or text me, 53 00:03:16.413 --> 00:03:18.459 tell me you're coming early, 54 00:03:18.633 --> 00:03:21.418 maybe, and then we just... we'd have less shocks. 55 00:03:21.592 --> 00:03:23.159 Mm. You know what? I was thinking that, 56 00:03:23.333 --> 00:03:24.987 but I was like, "He's probably busy, 57 00:03:25.161 --> 00:03:26.075 I don't want to interrupt." 58 00:03:26.249 --> 00:03:27.076 I was busy? Yeah. 59 00:03:27.250 --> 00:03:29.252 Who knew? Not you. 60 00:03:29.426 --> 00:03:32.124 'Cause you didn't call me. 61 00:03:39.175 --> 00:03:40.959 What's up with you? 62 00:03:41.133 --> 00:03:43.005 Come on, out with it. 63 00:03:43.179 --> 00:03:45.137 Can I, uh... Can I have some money? 64 00:03:45.312 --> 00:03:48.010 There's a school dance, tickets go on sale today, so... 65 00:03:48.184 --> 00:03:49.968 Are you finally gonna ask that girl out? 66 00:03:50.142 --> 00:03:52.623 Uh, yeah. I think so. 67 00:03:53.145 --> 00:03:55.104 Hm. There you are. 68 00:03:55.278 --> 00:03:56.671 Thanks. Hey. 69 00:03:56.845 --> 00:03:58.020 You got this. 70 00:03:58.194 --> 00:04:01.110 Yeah. I'll see ya later. Yeah. 71 00:04:02.198 --> 00:04:05.854 Okay, so while you were off on your date with Napoleon, 72 00:04:06.028 --> 00:04:08.204 Inga had me taste test not one, not two, 73 00:04:08.378 --> 00:04:11.033 but five raw only restaurants this weekend. 74 00:04:11.207 --> 00:04:14.166 I never want to see an uncooked carrot in my life, okay? 75 00:04:14.341 --> 00:04:17.169 Oh, oh. Hey, uh, you dropped this. 76 00:04:17.344 --> 00:04:21.043 Oh. Thank you, that would have been bad. 77 00:04:21.217 --> 00:04:22.914 School dance tickets go on sale today, so... 78 00:04:23.088 --> 00:04:24.438 Oh. Well, good luck. 79 00:04:24.612 --> 00:04:26.831 I hope whoever you're asking says yes. 80 00:04:27.005 --> 00:04:28.877 Yeah. Me too. 81 00:04:29.051 --> 00:04:30.270 Thanks. Bye. Bye. 82 00:04:30.444 --> 00:04:32.054 Aw, sweet kid. 83 00:04:32.228 --> 00:04:35.057 My blog barely has any readers and my mother... 84 00:04:35.231 --> 00:04:36.537 my mother is now officially 85 00:04:36.711 --> 00:04:39.061 calling me her spinster daughter. 86 00:04:39.235 --> 00:04:41.193 Spinster. Like I'm, I don't know, 87 00:04:41.368 --> 00:04:43.544 some kind of Victorian recluse. Okay. 88 00:04:43.718 --> 00:04:45.372 I actually kind of like that. 89 00:04:45.546 --> 00:04:47.896 It's like you're a poisonous spider 90 00:04:48.070 --> 00:04:49.898 trying to trap a man in a web, right? 91 00:04:50.072 --> 00:04:53.205 Or, I'm a writer with a failing dating blog. 92 00:04:53.380 --> 00:04:54.903 You know what? 93 00:04:55.077 --> 00:04:58.341 Your post about the gym guy was really fun. 94 00:04:58.515 --> 00:05:00.822 Oh. And he spent three hours 95 00:05:00.996 --> 00:05:03.912 extolling the merits of calf implants. 96 00:05:04.086 --> 00:05:06.088 Oh, yeah. You know what? 97 00:05:06.262 --> 00:05:08.873 At least we can revel in how beautiful 98 00:05:09.047 --> 00:05:11.180 the city is in the spring time. 99 00:05:11.354 --> 00:05:12.660 Mm-hmm. 100 00:05:12.834 --> 00:05:17.665 Well, I would rather revel in that. 101 00:05:18.187 --> 00:05:20.972 You are shameless. Turn around. 102 00:05:21.146 --> 00:05:22.626 I'm not-- And we're late. 103 00:05:22.800 --> 00:05:24.498 And you've got some drool like, right there. 104 00:05:28.589 --> 00:05:30.025 Ladies! 105 00:05:30.199 --> 00:05:33.202 All staff meeting in the sanctuary, please. 106 00:05:34.029 --> 00:05:35.596 Now! 107 00:05:36.727 --> 00:05:38.207 Here we go. 108 00:05:38.381 --> 00:05:40.122 Another round of pre-summer weight loss plans 109 00:05:40.296 --> 00:05:42.690 and obscenely priced travel guides. 110 00:05:43.604 --> 00:05:46.563 It's like the swimsuit season prep brings out the um... 111 00:05:46.737 --> 00:05:49.479 demon inside of her. 112 00:05:49.653 --> 00:05:51.960 You know what, maybe this year she'll want something new. 113 00:05:52.134 --> 00:05:54.092 You know, maybe fiction? Yeah. 114 00:05:54.266 --> 00:05:57.922 Or maybe pigs will fly. 115 00:05:58.096 --> 00:05:59.663 Okay. 116 00:05:59.837 --> 00:06:02.884 Okay! Kyra, I'm going to need some recipes 117 00:06:03.058 --> 00:06:05.452 for vegan baked goods for lifestyle. 118 00:06:05.626 --> 00:06:07.932 And please do not send me anything else 119 00:06:08.106 --> 00:06:10.935 with dates in them, you know I abhor dates. 120 00:06:11.109 --> 00:06:12.415 They make my thighs bloat. 121 00:06:12.589 --> 00:06:14.939 Right. I hate it when that happens. 122 00:06:15.113 --> 00:06:19.204 Um, can I just ask you one question, Inga? 123 00:06:19.379 --> 00:06:22.425 Uh, can I use... 124 00:06:24.122 --> 00:06:25.994 ...sugar this time? 125 00:06:26.168 --> 00:06:28.126 Kyra, is it 1985?! 126 00:06:28.300 --> 00:06:30.302 N-No, it's not. 127 00:06:30.477 --> 00:06:33.088 Okay. Moving on! 128 00:06:34.089 --> 00:06:37.397 Jen. Hi. I'm gonna need you to, uh, take over advice. 129 00:06:37.571 --> 00:06:39.616 "Spring Fling: Single Ladies." 130 00:06:39.790 --> 00:06:41.618 We're really ramping up our spring dating issue 131 00:06:41.792 --> 00:06:43.141 and I want you to spearhead it. 132 00:06:43.315 --> 00:06:44.795 Uh, Inga. 133 00:06:44.969 --> 00:06:46.623 Sorry, I just like, kind of thought that, 134 00:06:46.797 --> 00:06:48.973 you know, I was gonna tackle that-- 135 00:06:49.147 --> 00:06:52.107 No. Winnie, I'll give you something more manageable. 136 00:06:52.281 --> 00:06:54.196 Facial oils. 137 00:06:55.066 --> 00:06:56.807 Facial oils? 138 00:06:57.286 --> 00:06:59.288 The oil that you put on your face. 139 00:06:59.462 --> 00:07:00.550 Right. Yeah. Hydrates. 140 00:07:00.724 --> 00:07:03.074 I love facial... oils, Inga. 141 00:07:03.248 --> 00:07:05.250 Perfect! Write a piece on it. 142 00:07:05.425 --> 00:07:06.687 Yeah. 143 00:07:08.689 --> 00:07:10.081 Enter! 144 00:07:10.255 --> 00:07:11.169 Oh. 145 00:07:11.343 --> 00:07:12.997 Hi, Inga. 146 00:07:13.171 --> 00:07:14.999 Hello, Winnie. 147 00:07:15.173 --> 00:07:17.001 I was hoping to talk to you about my column. 148 00:07:19.569 --> 00:07:21.353 You're just not relatable, dear. 149 00:07:21.528 --> 00:07:25.183 I mean, everything you write is just so... boring. 150 00:07:25.357 --> 00:07:27.055 Okay... 151 00:07:27.229 --> 00:07:31.189 There's nothing personal or interesting about your work. 152 00:07:31.363 --> 00:07:33.496 You may as well be an algorithm at this point. 153 00:07:33.670 --> 00:07:36.412 Well, I actually, uh, have a blog on the side 154 00:07:36.586 --> 00:07:38.066 where I write about dating anonymously. 155 00:07:38.240 --> 00:07:39.546 It's called Luckless. 156 00:07:39.720 --> 00:07:41.069 And? 157 00:07:41.243 --> 00:07:43.375 Well, I mean, I think that's relatable. 158 00:07:43.550 --> 00:07:44.899 You know, maybe that's... 159 00:07:45.073 --> 00:07:46.727 that's what our readers need, Inga, 160 00:07:46.901 --> 00:07:48.337 to read about women who don't have it all figured out, 161 00:07:48.511 --> 00:07:50.252 who don't have all the answers to dating-- 162 00:07:50.426 --> 00:07:52.167 Oh, Winnie. Winnie, Winnie, let me stop you right there, 163 00:07:52.341 --> 00:07:55.083 because you have to remember that our readers come to us 164 00:07:55.257 --> 00:07:58.434 for aspirational content, yes, 165 00:07:58.608 --> 00:08:00.958 not to hear about your sad little dates. 166 00:08:01.132 --> 00:08:03.831 And sorry, was I not perfectly clear 167 00:08:04.005 --> 00:08:07.051 that I expect my writers to focus entirely 168 00:08:07.225 --> 00:08:08.357 on their Mush content? 169 00:08:08.531 --> 00:08:10.925 Yeah, I know, but I-- No buts. 170 00:08:11.099 --> 00:08:14.798 Now you have a piece to write on facial oils. 171 00:08:14.972 --> 00:08:16.539 Off you go! 172 00:08:16.713 --> 00:08:18.585 I hear that's fabulous, by the way. 173 00:08:18.759 --> 00:08:21.979 Peppermint under-eye, revitalize... 174 00:08:29.421 --> 00:08:30.901 Morning! 175 00:08:31.075 --> 00:08:32.990 Dirk Perkins! 176 00:08:33.164 --> 00:08:36.254 Don't you ever knock? I can sign this guy, Ret. 177 00:08:36.428 --> 00:08:39.040 Every sports agent in the city wants to sign Dirk Perkins. 178 00:08:40.258 --> 00:08:43.305 From what I hear, he's a petulant little zit. 179 00:08:44.654 --> 00:08:47.222 Hey! He might be a little zit, 180 00:08:47.396 --> 00:08:52.053 but he's gonna make us a lot of money. 181 00:08:53.750 --> 00:08:55.578 If you're gonna take over my company, 182 00:08:55.752 --> 00:08:57.319 you gotta do more than sign Dirk. 183 00:08:57.493 --> 00:08:59.843 Dirk Perkins is gonna be the greatest baseball player 184 00:09:00.017 --> 00:09:02.803 since Mickey Mantle. We gotta sign him. 185 00:09:02.977 --> 00:09:04.456 That overconfident little punk 186 00:09:04.631 --> 00:09:06.937 will never be as great as Mickey. You got that? 187 00:09:07.111 --> 00:09:08.939 If you wanna sign him, go sign him. 188 00:09:09.113 --> 00:09:10.941 Just quit bugging me. 189 00:09:11.115 --> 00:09:12.552 You're gonna thank me one day. 190 00:09:14.423 --> 00:09:16.294 Uh, Ret. Mm-hmm. 191 00:09:16.468 --> 00:09:18.166 Are those the tickets to the Insiders Gala? 192 00:09:18.340 --> 00:09:20.342 They sure are. Perfect, because I think 193 00:09:20.516 --> 00:09:22.474 that would be the greatest place to butter up Dirk. 194 00:09:22.649 --> 00:09:24.955 You know, a little glitz, a little glam, 195 00:09:25.129 --> 00:09:27.001 hob nob with the creme de la creme of the city, 196 00:09:27.175 --> 00:09:29.177 bada bing, bada boom, wheeling and dealing. 197 00:09:29.351 --> 00:09:30.657 Uh, about that... 198 00:09:30.831 --> 00:09:32.093 There's something we need to discuss. 199 00:09:32.267 --> 00:09:33.485 Shoot. 200 00:09:33.660 --> 00:09:35.139 You hungry? 201 00:09:36.663 --> 00:09:38.186 I think it might be good for you 202 00:09:38.360 --> 00:09:39.883 to sit out the Insiders Gala this year. 203 00:09:40.057 --> 00:09:41.842 Hilarious. 204 00:09:42.016 --> 00:09:43.495 Nice one, Ret. 205 00:09:43.670 --> 00:09:45.410 I'm serious. 206 00:09:45.585 --> 00:09:46.934 What? 207 00:09:47.108 --> 00:09:48.936 Sit it out? 208 00:09:49.110 --> 00:09:51.025 As in, I'm not invited? But... 209 00:09:51.199 --> 00:09:53.854 Ret, I represent the agency, we always go. 210 00:09:54.028 --> 00:09:55.986 How can I put this? 211 00:09:56.160 --> 00:09:59.120 You ruin the gala. Every year. Without fail. 212 00:09:59.294 --> 00:10:02.558 No, the... last year that famous singer guy and I 213 00:10:02.732 --> 00:10:05.213 danced for like two hours. You danced for two minutes 214 00:10:05.387 --> 00:10:07.389 and then you left with that Victoria's Secret model 215 00:10:07.563 --> 00:10:09.913 who wasn't even your date. So? 216 00:10:10.087 --> 00:10:13.613 She was that famous singer guy's girlfriend. 217 00:10:15.092 --> 00:10:16.703 What's the problem? 218 00:10:16.877 --> 00:10:19.662 When are you gonna stop acting like a kid, huh? 219 00:10:20.750 --> 00:10:23.405 Don't you want a real relationship? 220 00:10:23.579 --> 00:10:26.103 For Ty. Something serious. 221 00:10:26.582 --> 00:10:28.366 You must be tired of all this running around, 222 00:10:28.540 --> 00:10:30.325 and I'm sure Ty is too. 223 00:10:30.499 --> 00:10:33.110 Listen, Ty and I are doing fine on our own 224 00:10:33.284 --> 00:10:35.330 and I don't want to go to the gala to flirt with women. 225 00:10:36.244 --> 00:10:37.637 Dirk Perkins is the biggest prospect. 226 00:10:37.811 --> 00:10:39.377 Ret, if you... 227 00:10:39.551 --> 00:10:41.031 if you're worried about me taking over, 228 00:10:41.205 --> 00:10:42.946 you don't have to, because I know the company 229 00:10:43.120 --> 00:10:45.383 inside and out, but I've got to be at the gala 230 00:10:45.557 --> 00:10:46.907 to cash in on Dirk. 231 00:10:47.081 --> 00:10:48.735 Not this year, Holden. Come on, 232 00:10:48.909 --> 00:10:51.128 what do I gotta do to prove to you I can handle this? 233 00:10:53.522 --> 00:10:55.089 What? 234 00:10:58.745 --> 00:11:00.094 What are you scheming? 235 00:11:01.399 --> 00:11:03.619 I have a proposition. Okay. 236 00:11:03.793 --> 00:11:06.840 The gala is in exactly one month. 237 00:11:07.014 --> 00:11:08.885 Why not find a girl 238 00:11:09.059 --> 00:11:11.105 and try dating seriously? 239 00:11:12.106 --> 00:11:13.934 You're predicating my attendance 240 00:11:14.108 --> 00:11:15.892 on my ability to find a girlfriend? 241 00:11:16.066 --> 00:11:18.373 Mm-hmm. Okay. Piece of cake. 242 00:11:18.547 --> 00:11:21.550 No, I wanna see you actually take a girl seriously. 243 00:11:21.724 --> 00:11:24.596 Maybe even fall in love if you're lucky. 244 00:11:24.771 --> 00:11:27.599 Look, if you want to take over my company, 245 00:11:27.774 --> 00:11:29.950 I gotta see real commitment. 246 00:11:30.124 --> 00:11:31.778 Bring her to dinner the night before the gala 247 00:11:31.952 --> 00:11:35.956 and I'll decide then if you've formed a real connection. 248 00:11:36.130 --> 00:11:38.480 Do that, then you can come. 249 00:11:42.832 --> 00:11:45.966 No, Ret, there's got to be another option. 250 00:11:46.140 --> 00:11:47.532 Just... 251 00:11:47.707 --> 00:11:50.535 go for someone you wouldn't usually go for. 252 00:11:50.710 --> 00:11:52.494 You can do it. 253 00:11:56.628 --> 00:11:59.066 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 254 00:11:59.240 --> 00:12:00.894 Are you okay? Ugh! 255 00:12:01.068 --> 00:12:03.157 Inga is killing me with this face oil article, I mean, 256 00:12:03.331 --> 00:12:05.289 peppermint does not belong anywhere near your eyes. 257 00:12:05.463 --> 00:12:07.857 Oh, it feels like I just maced myself. Ugh! 258 00:12:08.031 --> 00:12:09.598 Here, try this. Oh, thank you. 259 00:12:09.772 --> 00:12:11.165 Mm. 260 00:12:13.167 --> 00:12:14.908 Ugh... 261 00:12:15.082 --> 00:12:16.344 Tastes like rocks. 262 00:12:16.518 --> 00:12:18.520 Okay, well, you try inventing 263 00:12:18.694 --> 00:12:21.523 a calorie-free pastry, okay? 264 00:12:21.697 --> 00:12:23.525 Yeah, well, at least she's letting you keep your column. 265 00:12:23.699 --> 00:12:27.007 I mean, she said my writing isn't personal. 266 00:12:27.181 --> 00:12:30.271 Forget Inga. Mush is just a job. 267 00:12:30.445 --> 00:12:32.621 You should focus on your own projects. 268 00:12:32.795 --> 00:12:34.362 Ooh, like your blog. 269 00:12:34.536 --> 00:12:37.060 Oh my gosh! Hey! 270 00:12:37.234 --> 00:12:42.805 You should write something for Mush on Luckless. 271 00:12:44.546 --> 00:12:46.417 Like what? Okay. 272 00:12:46.591 --> 00:12:50.378 So you think your dating life is a disaster and yes, it is. 273 00:12:50.552 --> 00:12:54.121 But it's actually pretty entertaining. 274 00:12:54.295 --> 00:12:58.125 Ooh, maybe you just need to find 275 00:12:58.299 --> 00:13:01.606 the perfect Mush guy. 276 00:13:04.261 --> 00:13:07.177 Yeah, you know, that's not a bad idea. 277 00:13:07.351 --> 00:13:09.397 Right? Yeah, I can find a guy 278 00:13:09.571 --> 00:13:12.226 who I know girls like me have dated before, 279 00:13:12.400 --> 00:13:13.880 someone who Inga finds aspirational. 280 00:13:14.054 --> 00:13:15.925 Yes. 281 00:13:16.099 --> 00:13:19.450 But I mean, what kind of a guy has every girl dated? 282 00:13:20.190 --> 00:13:23.150 A commitment-phobic man-child. 283 00:13:23.324 --> 00:13:24.760 Yup. Yeah. 284 00:13:26.762 --> 00:13:28.372 Oh. Oh, wow. Mm-mm. 285 00:13:28.546 --> 00:13:30.200 Mm-mm. 286 00:13:30.374 --> 00:13:31.985 I'm going to throw those out. That's disgusting. 287 00:13:32.159 --> 00:13:35.249 Let's go find this guy. Yes! Yes! 288 00:13:38.556 --> 00:13:40.384 I mean... 289 00:13:41.255 --> 00:13:43.605 We're the two musketeers, right? 290 00:13:43.779 --> 00:13:45.520 We don't need some lady coming in here 291 00:13:45.694 --> 00:13:46.913 and messing up our guy's things, 292 00:13:47.087 --> 00:13:49.089 we are the kings of our own castle. 293 00:13:49.263 --> 00:13:52.005 Where are you going with this? So, I know you're not thrilled 294 00:13:52.179 --> 00:13:54.311 about some of the women I've dated but Ret is insisting 295 00:13:54.485 --> 00:13:57.227 that I give looking for a serious girlfriend a try. 296 00:13:57.401 --> 00:13:59.621 I mean, it's really important 'cause I gotta sign 297 00:13:59.795 --> 00:14:02.015 this prospect, and I've got to do it at a gala-- 298 00:14:02.189 --> 00:14:04.931 So, okay, so Ret wants you to have a girlfriend 299 00:14:05.105 --> 00:14:09.109 so that you can go to the gala and sign that Dirk guy? 300 00:14:09.283 --> 00:14:10.937 Yeah. 301 00:14:11.111 --> 00:14:12.677 I say do it. 302 00:14:12.852 --> 00:14:14.984 You know, just find someone that Ret will like 303 00:14:15.158 --> 00:14:18.292 and then, after that, we can go back to normal. 304 00:14:18.466 --> 00:14:19.946 Two musketeers, right? 305 00:14:20.120 --> 00:14:21.991 And you're okay with this? 306 00:14:22.165 --> 00:14:23.863 Yeah, whatever. 307 00:14:24.037 --> 00:14:25.952 Sometimes I swear you're a 40-year-old man 308 00:14:26.126 --> 00:14:27.257 stuck in a teenager's body. 309 00:14:27.431 --> 00:14:29.085 Gross. 310 00:14:29.259 --> 00:14:31.479 Alright, you want to, uh, help me pick one? 311 00:14:31.653 --> 00:14:33.263 Uh, duh. Alright. 312 00:14:33.437 --> 00:14:35.309 Well, she's got to be the serious type. 313 00:14:35.483 --> 00:14:37.877 Oh, what about her? 314 00:14:38.051 --> 00:14:39.922 Uh, yeah, so, how about I handle this, 315 00:14:40.096 --> 00:14:41.619 you handle homework? 316 00:14:41.793 --> 00:14:43.447 That's lame. 317 00:14:45.797 --> 00:14:48.670 Well, here goes nothing. 318 00:14:51.803 --> 00:14:53.544 Okay. Let's see here. 319 00:14:53.718 --> 00:14:55.285 Here we go! 320 00:14:55.459 --> 00:14:56.460 Him? 321 00:14:56.634 --> 00:14:58.506 Okay. Nice moustache. 322 00:14:58.680 --> 00:15:00.290 But you know what? Too artsy. 323 00:15:00.464 --> 00:15:02.466 He looks like he would spend all night quoting Kafka. 324 00:15:02.640 --> 00:15:03.990 [chuckles] 325 00:15:04.164 --> 00:15:06.122 Oh. What about him? 326 00:15:07.036 --> 00:15:08.864 Oh. Wait a minute, 327 00:15:09.038 --> 00:15:12.520 isn't that the hot guy from the coffee shop? 328 00:15:12.694 --> 00:15:14.522 Do it right now before I do. 329 00:15:14.696 --> 00:15:16.045 Come on. Okay. 330 00:15:20.049 --> 00:15:22.269 He messaged me. He wants to meet. 331 00:15:22.443 --> 00:15:25.315 Wow, he moves fast. 332 00:15:26.403 --> 00:15:29.319 Operation let's make Luckless Mush approved... 333 00:15:29.493 --> 00:15:30.886 ah-begins! 334 00:15:31.060 --> 00:15:32.235 Okay. Here we go! Wish me luck! 335 00:15:32.409 --> 00:15:34.324 Good luck! I'm going on a date! 336 00:15:34.498 --> 00:15:37.110 Yes! 337 00:15:37.284 --> 00:15:40.113 That guy is so hot. 338 00:15:45.379 --> 00:15:48.164 Uh, hi. Winnie? 339 00:15:48.686 --> 00:15:50.384 That's funny, I think I saw you the other day. 340 00:15:50.558 --> 00:15:52.212 Uh, yes. You must be Holden. 341 00:15:52.386 --> 00:15:54.083 Hi. Hi. 342 00:15:54.257 --> 00:15:56.651 Uh, this is the place. They do great live music. 343 00:15:56.825 --> 00:15:59.523 I think it's jazz tonight, not my preferred genre, but-- 344 00:15:59.697 --> 00:16:01.961 Perfect, I love jazz, I actually used to sing 345 00:16:02.135 --> 00:16:04.354 in a jazz club in college. Oh, God, really? 346 00:16:04.528 --> 00:16:06.922 No, not me. Terrified of singing. 347 00:16:07.096 --> 00:16:08.924 Oh, anyone can be taught to sing. 348 00:16:09.098 --> 00:16:11.448 Like teaching a dog how to walk on its hind legs. 349 00:16:12.536 --> 00:16:15.235 Shall we? Jinx. 350 00:16:15.409 --> 00:16:18.107 So, what kind of things do you write? 351 00:16:18.281 --> 00:16:19.848 Well, I actually work for a women's 352 00:16:20.022 --> 00:16:21.937 lifestyle brand, Mush, right now. 353 00:16:22.111 --> 00:16:24.244 But I'd like to write fiction novels some day. 354 00:16:24.418 --> 00:16:26.072 Cool. Cool, cool, cool. 355 00:16:26.246 --> 00:16:29.075 Um, I'm an agent. Sports agent. 356 00:16:29.249 --> 00:16:32.078 Represent a few all-stars. Alex Halsey on speed dial, 357 00:16:32.252 --> 00:16:33.993 no big deal. 358 00:16:34.776 --> 00:16:37.257 Hm. The pitcher. 359 00:16:37.431 --> 00:16:38.998 Mm-hmm. 360 00:16:40.695 --> 00:16:43.089 Oh, hey... 361 00:16:43.263 --> 00:16:44.438 Christie? 362 00:16:44.612 --> 00:16:46.440 Brittany! Brittany! 363 00:16:46.614 --> 00:16:48.137 Brittany, right. 364 00:16:48.311 --> 00:16:50.835 Uh, Winnie, this is Brittany. Brittany, Winnie. 365 00:16:51.010 --> 00:16:52.402 Hi. 366 00:16:53.186 --> 00:16:54.970 I really wished you would have just told me about-- 367 00:16:55.144 --> 00:16:56.972 You know, Brittany, we are actually on a date, 368 00:16:57.146 --> 00:16:59.279 so this is not the right time-- Oh, no, no, no. Don't mind me. 369 00:16:59.453 --> 00:17:00.932 This is great. Uh, Brit... 370 00:17:01.107 --> 00:17:03.152 what did he not tell you about exactly? 371 00:17:03.326 --> 00:17:05.981 She's not important... It's not important. Um... 372 00:17:06.155 --> 00:17:09.202 It was one date, so let's not make this a bigger thing 373 00:17:09.376 --> 00:17:11.552 than it actually is. 374 00:17:19.125 --> 00:17:20.648 That's gin and tonic. 375 00:17:20.822 --> 00:17:22.954 So, what did you not tell her about exactly? 376 00:17:23.129 --> 00:17:26.871 Um, we went on... we went on one... one date, 377 00:17:27.046 --> 00:17:28.482 it's really not important. 378 00:17:28.656 --> 00:17:31.093 Okay. Well, I have what I need. 379 00:17:32.138 --> 00:17:33.443 Ugh. 380 00:17:34.618 --> 00:17:36.968 I mean, what's the big deal? We went on one date! 381 00:17:37.143 --> 00:17:38.883 I haven't even seen her since! 382 00:17:39.058 --> 00:17:42.017 Oh, and her fury just totally came out of left field? 383 00:17:42.191 --> 00:17:43.845 What did you mislead her about? Women don't go around just 384 00:17:44.019 --> 00:17:46.326 dousing men in overpriced cocktails for not reason. 385 00:17:46.500 --> 00:17:47.849 Well, apparently in my experience, 386 00:17:48.023 --> 00:17:50.156 sometimes they do. Okay, so, you just 387 00:17:50.330 --> 00:17:51.940 go out with women, hide something big from them, 388 00:17:52.114 --> 00:17:53.289 and then never talk to them again? 389 00:17:53.463 --> 00:17:55.291 Yeah, I've dated around. So what? 390 00:17:55.465 --> 00:17:57.641 You are a walking cliché. 391 00:17:57.815 --> 00:17:59.034 Yeah, women like you are exhausting. 392 00:17:59.208 --> 00:18:00.775 Oh, I'm exhausting?! Yeah! 393 00:18:00.949 --> 00:18:03.995 I'm sorry, I wasn't the one who just had an ex-lover 394 00:18:04.170 --> 00:18:05.823 pour a drink on me! An ex-lover?! 395 00:18:05.997 --> 00:18:07.129 Yeah! Hiya. 396 00:18:07.303 --> 00:18:08.826 Oh, there's another one. 397 00:18:09.000 --> 00:18:10.001 Yeah, why don't you two have a great night? 398 00:18:10.176 --> 00:18:11.177 Fine! Fine! 399 00:18:11.351 --> 00:18:12.961 Go, you giant-eyed, 400 00:18:13.135 --> 00:18:15.050 stuck-up jazz lady! 401 00:18:15.224 --> 00:18:18.097 Fine you, you... you lothario! Ha! 402 00:18:18.271 --> 00:18:20.011 Oh, an old-timey insult 403 00:18:20.186 --> 00:18:21.839 that I'm not even really sure I understand! 404 00:18:22.013 --> 00:18:23.102 How will I ever recover? 405 00:18:23.276 --> 00:18:24.712 Good night! 406 00:18:31.066 --> 00:18:32.937 Um, I'm guessing it went pretty much 407 00:18:33.112 --> 00:18:34.809 how we expected it would? 408 00:18:34.983 --> 00:18:36.985 He's Satan, Kyra. 409 00:18:37.159 --> 00:18:38.073 Satan. 410 00:18:38.247 --> 00:18:40.293 That's why he's so hot. 411 00:18:40.467 --> 00:18:43.557 Oh, you have no idea. 412 00:18:43.731 --> 00:18:46.429 Well, happy writing Miss Luckless. 413 00:18:59.399 --> 00:19:01.401 How's that for personal? 414 00:19:19.419 --> 00:19:20.898 Hey. Hey. 415 00:19:21.072 --> 00:19:22.073 You okay? 416 00:19:22.248 --> 00:19:24.206 You look tired, are you hungry? 417 00:19:24.380 --> 00:19:25.903 Do you need a snack? 418 00:19:26.077 --> 00:19:27.427 No, and that's just a polite way 419 00:19:27.601 --> 00:19:30.125 to say I look horrible. Okay... 420 00:19:31.605 --> 00:19:33.911 Don't freak out. Okay? Okay. 421 00:19:34.085 --> 00:19:36.087 Inga would like to speak to you 422 00:19:36.262 --> 00:19:38.873 in her office alone right now. 423 00:19:39.047 --> 00:19:40.962 Why? Why, why, why? I don't know. 424 00:19:41.136 --> 00:19:43.269 She just insisted that I send you in to see her 425 00:19:43.443 --> 00:19:45.445 when you got in. Maybe she just wants 426 00:19:45.619 --> 00:19:47.142 to talk to you about your fiction work. 427 00:19:47.316 --> 00:19:49.579 You think? Really? No. I'm sorry, 428 00:19:49.753 --> 00:19:50.928 I'm just trying to make you feel better 429 00:19:51.102 --> 00:19:52.713 and I'm really stressed out. 430 00:19:54.018 --> 00:19:56.282 Ah! Oh... 431 00:19:56.456 --> 00:19:58.066 Yeah. Okay. 432 00:19:58.240 --> 00:20:00.938 Pierre, can you stop sneaking up on me like that? 433 00:20:01.112 --> 00:20:02.897 I will be right there. 434 00:20:03.071 --> 00:20:05.421 Okay. Don't worry. 435 00:20:05.595 --> 00:20:08.598 Okay. Kyra. What if she saw my blog? 436 00:20:08.772 --> 00:20:10.121 Oh, what if she saw my blog? Mm-mm. 437 00:20:10.296 --> 00:20:11.949 There's no way that she saw the blog. 438 00:20:12.123 --> 00:20:14.256 Nobody reads the blog 439 00:20:14.430 --> 00:20:16.127 except me and weird Greg in 5-C. 440 00:20:16.302 --> 00:20:18.956 Ouch. 441 00:20:19.130 --> 00:20:21.176 Sorry. And Crazy Carl in 6-S. 442 00:20:21.350 --> 00:20:22.482 Oh, thank you. Nice guy! 443 00:20:22.656 --> 00:20:24.223 Yeah. Yeah. 444 00:20:30.229 --> 00:20:32.100 Ah! 445 00:20:32.274 --> 00:20:34.189 Why are you screaming? 446 00:20:34.581 --> 00:20:36.974 Sorry, just, your hand looked, um... 447 00:20:37.148 --> 00:20:38.454 You wanted to see me? 448 00:20:38.628 --> 00:20:41.414 It's for cell regeneration... 449 00:20:41.588 --> 00:20:43.198 Obviously. And yes. 450 00:20:43.372 --> 00:20:45.156 I want to speak to you about this. 451 00:20:45.331 --> 00:20:47.115 This is your blog, is it not? 452 00:20:47.289 --> 00:20:49.291 The one you were trying to pitch me the other day? 453 00:20:49.465 --> 00:20:50.553 I can explain. 454 00:20:52.251 --> 00:20:53.513 She's viral! 455 00:20:55.689 --> 00:20:57.734 My best friend! 456 00:20:58.866 --> 00:21:02.086 This blog is biting. Witty. On trend. 457 00:21:02.261 --> 00:21:03.958 Very unlike you. 458 00:21:04.132 --> 00:21:06.134 I was actually trying to take your advice, you know, 459 00:21:06.308 --> 00:21:08.005 be more personal in my writing, 460 00:21:08.179 --> 00:21:09.964 and I thought the blog was a great exercise. 461 00:21:10.138 --> 00:21:11.357 And I know, technically, 462 00:21:11.531 --> 00:21:12.967 you know, it's not allowed, but-- 463 00:21:13.141 --> 00:21:15.709 It's brave and controversial. I love it. 464 00:21:17.232 --> 00:21:19.190 You what? I love it. 465 00:21:19.365 --> 00:21:21.976 So I'm not fired? No! No, no, no. 466 00:21:22.150 --> 00:21:26.023 No, see, I want to take this little anonymous blog of yours 467 00:21:26.197 --> 00:21:29.026 and turn it into a regular column on Mush. 468 00:21:29.200 --> 00:21:32.334 I want you to keep writing content like this. 469 00:21:32.508 --> 00:21:34.380 Inga, really? Oh, yes! 470 00:21:34.554 --> 00:21:36.338 Oh, I have so many ideas. 471 00:21:36.512 --> 00:21:37.905 I mean, there's so many things that I wanna write about-- 472 00:21:38.079 --> 00:21:39.298 No, no, no, dear. I'm sorry. You're not... 473 00:21:39.472 --> 00:21:40.995 You're not understanding. 474 00:21:41.169 --> 00:21:43.563 See, dating in the city, 475 00:21:43.737 --> 00:21:45.565 it's a jungle, okay? 476 00:21:45.739 --> 00:21:49.308 Women are struggling every day to find real, lasting love. 477 00:21:50.439 --> 00:21:55.531 We should embrace all your many, many flaws. 478 00:21:56.271 --> 00:21:58.404 That's what our site needs. 479 00:21:58.578 --> 00:22:01.015 Your date was cathartic. 480 00:22:01.189 --> 00:22:03.626 It was a beautiful revenge story 481 00:22:03.800 --> 00:22:06.586 set against every guy in the city like The Player. 482 00:22:07.369 --> 00:22:08.936 A triumph from break-up column! 483 00:22:09.110 --> 00:22:11.895 Uh, yeah, I'm actually not following. 484 00:22:12.069 --> 00:22:14.289 You keep dating this player character. 485 00:22:14.463 --> 00:22:16.422 Put him in more uncomfortable situations. 486 00:22:16.596 --> 00:22:18.293 Write about it for the site 487 00:22:18.467 --> 00:22:20.948 and I will consider letting you have your own column 488 00:22:21.122 --> 00:22:22.776 to write whatever you want. 489 00:22:22.950 --> 00:22:25.996 Okay, so, so... you want me to keep seeing Hol... 490 00:22:26.170 --> 00:22:28.956 The Player, and to write about how much of a disaster he is, 491 00:22:29.130 --> 00:22:30.523 and then I get to write whatever I want? 492 00:22:30.697 --> 00:22:33.003 Exactly. And I'm doubling your pay. 493 00:22:33.177 --> 00:22:35.963 And promoting you from staff writer to regular columnist. 494 00:22:36.137 --> 00:22:37.878 Congratulations. 495 00:22:38.052 --> 00:22:39.706 Uh, I mean, Inga, 496 00:22:39.880 --> 00:22:41.577 this is an incredible opportunity, really, it is, 497 00:22:41.751 --> 00:22:44.319 I just don't think it is possible. 498 00:22:44.493 --> 00:22:46.626 I mean, I can't even guarantee that he'll agree to see me. 499 00:22:46.800 --> 00:22:50.151 I mean, he hates me, like, really, really hates me. 500 00:22:50.325 --> 00:22:53.067 Well, if you want a column and creative control at Mush, 501 00:22:53.241 --> 00:22:55.156 make him un-hate you. 502 00:22:57.114 --> 00:22:58.464 Okay. 503 00:22:58.638 --> 00:23:00.248 But I have one condition. 504 00:23:02.468 --> 00:23:04.208 I'm listening. 505 00:23:04.774 --> 00:23:06.994 As long as you want me to write about my personal life, 506 00:23:07.168 --> 00:23:08.474 I get to keep my anonymity. 507 00:23:08.648 --> 00:23:11.259 And I also get to protect his identity. 508 00:23:11.433 --> 00:23:16.090 Being anonymous just helps me be more honest in my writing. 509 00:23:17.570 --> 00:23:19.136 Surprisingly chic. 510 00:23:19.963 --> 00:23:21.008 Deal. 511 00:23:21.182 --> 00:23:22.879 Alright, so this column will run 512 00:23:23.053 --> 00:23:25.142 'till the end of the month and then, you can pitch me 513 00:23:25.316 --> 00:23:26.535 whatever you want. 514 00:23:26.709 --> 00:23:28.624 Inga, why the end of the month? 515 00:23:29.538 --> 00:23:31.105 Because then we'll be switching over 516 00:23:31.279 --> 00:23:32.976 to juice cleanses and colonics. 517 00:23:33.150 --> 00:23:34.543 Winnie, come on, keep up. 518 00:23:34.717 --> 00:23:36.763 Oh, juice cleanses, yeah, I can't wait! 519 00:23:38.329 --> 00:23:40.244 Thank you. 520 00:23:44.161 --> 00:23:45.554 What happened? 521 00:23:45.728 --> 00:23:48.905 Uh, well, she gave me my own column. 522 00:23:49.079 --> 00:23:50.516 What? Are you kidding? 523 00:23:50.690 --> 00:23:52.039 That's amazing! Right? 524 00:23:52.213 --> 00:23:54.345 Why do you look so disappointed? 525 00:23:54.520 --> 00:23:56.086 I... I'll tell you later, 526 00:23:56.260 --> 00:23:57.914 I just, I gotta go have lunch with my mother. 527 00:23:58.088 --> 00:23:59.873 Oh, joy. 528 00:24:00.047 --> 00:24:01.178 Yeah, I'll... 529 00:24:01.352 --> 00:24:03.529 Say hi to Evette for me! Oh, yeah. 530 00:24:03.703 --> 00:24:06.009 Love you, spinster daughter! 531 00:24:10.449 --> 00:24:12.407 You're slouching, dear! 532 00:24:12.581 --> 00:24:15.323 I don't understand why you're always slouching. 533 00:24:16.498 --> 00:24:18.021 When are you gonna just take 534 00:24:18.195 --> 00:24:19.893 your trust fund already? 535 00:24:20.067 --> 00:24:22.548 This job is grinding you to a fine powder. 536 00:24:22.722 --> 00:24:25.028 I want to make my own money, okay? 537 00:24:25.202 --> 00:24:27.335 I have an apartment that I pay for, I'm a writer. 538 00:24:27.509 --> 00:24:29.337 You know, we've been over this. 539 00:24:29.511 --> 00:24:31.948 You are a gossip columnist. 540 00:24:32.122 --> 00:24:34.560 It's hardly a real writer. 541 00:24:34.734 --> 00:24:36.562 Well, it's not gossip, it's actually a lifestyle brand, 542 00:24:36.736 --> 00:24:38.564 it's a huge company, Mom. 543 00:24:38.738 --> 00:24:40.609 I just don't understand why you insist 544 00:24:40.783 --> 00:24:44.526 on this bohemian starving artist bit. 545 00:24:44.700 --> 00:24:46.963 I mean, this family has worked hard 546 00:24:47.137 --> 00:24:49.923 to give you the means to live a comfortable life. 547 00:24:50.097 --> 00:24:52.186 And you're throwing it all away to write... 548 00:24:52.360 --> 00:24:55.058 What? I don't know, what are you writing now? 549 00:24:56.146 --> 00:24:58.061 Well, I actually just got my own column. 550 00:24:58.235 --> 00:24:59.933 Ah. Yeah. 551 00:25:00.107 --> 00:25:01.891 About dating. 552 00:25:02.065 --> 00:25:03.502 Oh, how gauche. 553 00:25:14.600 --> 00:25:16.123 Nice cut, Dirk. 554 00:25:18.038 --> 00:25:19.953 I swear, it was like every woman at the place was a vulture, 555 00:25:20.127 --> 00:25:21.432 and I was a piece of fresh roadkill. 556 00:25:21.607 --> 00:25:24.131 But that Winnie stole my mojo. 557 00:25:25.611 --> 00:25:26.612 Ooh! 558 00:25:26.786 --> 00:25:29.353 That was a mean curveball. 559 00:25:29.528 --> 00:25:30.572 It was a bit outside. 560 00:25:30.746 --> 00:25:32.095 It's alright Dirk, keep it up! 561 00:25:35.229 --> 00:25:38.232 Come on, Jaybird, you're weak today. 562 00:25:40.234 --> 00:25:41.583 Speak of the literal devil. 563 00:25:42.584 --> 00:25:43.933 Give it another shot. 564 00:25:44.107 --> 00:25:45.979 Why not? 565 00:25:46.153 --> 00:25:47.458 Why would I go on another date 566 00:25:47.633 --> 00:25:49.417 with a woman who made it very clear 567 00:25:49.591 --> 00:25:53.421 she thinks I'm a walking cliché of an unsettled man-child? 568 00:25:53.595 --> 00:25:56.946 To her credit, she's not wrong. 569 00:25:57.120 --> 00:25:58.687 Yeah, she is. 570 00:25:58.861 --> 00:26:00.994 Right, really selling me on this second date, Ret. 571 00:26:01.995 --> 00:26:03.474 You're so used to having women 572 00:26:03.649 --> 00:26:05.738 fall all over themselves for you. 573 00:26:06.652 --> 00:26:09.045 Maybe it's time that you spent some time 574 00:26:09.219 --> 00:26:11.961 with a woman that doesn't find your overconfidence, 575 00:26:12.135 --> 00:26:13.963 your London accent, 576 00:26:14.137 --> 00:26:17.445 and your annoying good hairline so charming. 577 00:26:18.620 --> 00:26:20.187 Call me at six. 578 00:26:29.500 --> 00:26:31.198 This guy's got an arm. 579 00:26:32.199 --> 00:26:35.028 Okay. One more date. 580 00:26:35.202 --> 00:26:36.420 For Perkins. 581 00:26:40.642 --> 00:26:43.950 I can't believe he agreed to another date. 582 00:26:44.124 --> 00:26:46.996 Yeah, it's like he was actually eager to see me. 583 00:26:47.170 --> 00:26:49.042 But luckily, you know, I had a little bit of time 584 00:26:49.216 --> 00:26:51.044 to plan something. Ooh! 585 00:26:51.218 --> 00:26:53.437 Yeah, you know, just something to speed along the material, 586 00:26:53.612 --> 00:26:55.222 make Inga happy. 587 00:26:55.396 --> 00:26:58.007 Mm, well that's the only thing that's important, 588 00:26:58.181 --> 00:27:00.140 making Inga happy. Mm-hmm! 589 00:27:00.314 --> 00:27:01.881 Have fun! Thank you. 590 00:27:02.055 --> 00:27:03.491 See you later. 591 00:27:04.535 --> 00:27:06.842 Alright, I am off, 592 00:27:07.016 --> 00:27:08.583 second date with serious girl. 593 00:27:08.757 --> 00:27:10.541 I ordered you pizza. Cool. 594 00:27:10.716 --> 00:27:12.369 You know, if I keep this up, 595 00:27:12.543 --> 00:27:14.458 I might actually get a serious girlfriend. 596 00:27:15.546 --> 00:27:16.896 Whoa, Ty, come on mate. 597 00:27:17.070 --> 00:27:19.072 I'm joking. That's not funny. 598 00:27:19.246 --> 00:27:20.987 So what's going on with that girl you like? 599 00:27:21.161 --> 00:27:22.902 Did you ask her to the dance yet? 600 00:27:23.076 --> 00:27:25.339 Uh... not exactly. 601 00:27:25.513 --> 00:27:27.602 Come on. You gotta put yourself out there. 602 00:27:27.776 --> 00:27:29.082 Well, that's easy for you to say. 603 00:27:29.256 --> 00:27:31.084 Okay Ty, listen. Women are easy. 604 00:27:31.258 --> 00:27:32.912 Just tell her that you like her. 605 00:27:33.086 --> 00:27:34.653 Dad, no offence, 606 00:27:34.827 --> 00:27:37.264 but I just don't think it's a good idea for me 607 00:27:37.438 --> 00:27:40.267 to be taking advice from a guy who got a drink thrown at him 608 00:27:40.441 --> 00:27:42.051 less than 24 hours ago 609 00:27:42.225 --> 00:27:45.011 and is now going on a second date with a girl 610 00:27:45.185 --> 00:27:47.927 he doesn't even like because his boss told him to. 611 00:27:48.101 --> 00:27:50.146 Harsh but fair. 612 00:27:51.147 --> 00:27:53.367 Pizza will be here in 20. Cash is on the counter. 613 00:27:53.541 --> 00:27:54.542 I'll be back in a bit. 614 00:27:54.716 --> 00:27:56.762 Cool. Later. 615 00:28:03.464 --> 00:28:04.857 Hi. 616 00:28:05.031 --> 00:28:06.510 Hi. 617 00:28:08.121 --> 00:28:10.297 I, uh, wanted to apologize. 618 00:28:11.080 --> 00:28:13.256 I think we got off on the wrong foot. 619 00:28:14.301 --> 00:28:17.957 It's okay, I shouldn't have called you a lothario. 620 00:28:19.045 --> 00:28:21.047 Truce? 621 00:28:21.612 --> 00:28:23.179 Truce. 622 00:28:23.658 --> 00:28:26.182 So, what exactly are we doing? 623 00:28:27.140 --> 00:28:28.402 I've got something in mind. 624 00:28:29.446 --> 00:28:31.057 Like? 625 00:28:35.104 --> 00:28:36.149 Jazz night again. 626 00:28:36.323 --> 00:28:37.498 I thought we already did this? 627 00:28:37.672 --> 00:28:41.284 Well, kind of. Here he is. Hey! 628 00:28:41.458 --> 00:28:43.330 You ready? 629 00:28:43.504 --> 00:28:45.071 Uh, what's going on? 630 00:28:47.160 --> 00:28:50.119 Hello, hello! Ladies and gentlemen, 631 00:28:50.293 --> 00:28:54.123 ah, do we have a treat for you tonight. 632 00:28:54.297 --> 00:28:56.169 Welcome to the stage, 633 00:28:56.343 --> 00:28:58.475 the one, the only, 634 00:28:58.649 --> 00:29:00.913 Holden Fulls. 635 00:29:01.087 --> 00:29:02.436 Woo! 636 00:29:05.656 --> 00:29:07.963 You want me to sing in public? Yeah. 637 00:29:08.137 --> 00:29:09.878 Have you ever heard two cats fighting in an alleyway? 638 00:29:10.052 --> 00:29:12.838 That's me singing! Relax! It will be fun! 639 00:29:13.012 --> 00:29:14.840 I... I don't do music. 640 00:29:15.014 --> 00:29:16.972 Well, you do now. Okay, have fun. 641 00:29:17.146 --> 00:29:19.018 Okay... Woo! Holden, everyone! 642 00:29:19.192 --> 00:29:21.934 Uh, I... I... What song? 643 00:29:22.108 --> 00:29:24.023 What song? It had to be you. 644 00:29:24.197 --> 00:29:26.112 You can just do a scat improv. You'll be great. 645 00:29:26.286 --> 00:29:29.637 Uh, great. Okay. 646 00:29:30.246 --> 00:29:33.032 I don't know any... I don't know any... 647 00:29:33.206 --> 00:29:37.036 It had to be you... 648 00:29:38.211 --> 00:29:41.083 It had to be you... 649 00:29:42.389 --> 00:29:46.219 Skee-ba-ba-boo. 650 00:29:46.393 --> 00:29:48.525 Skeedle-bae! 651 00:29:48.699 --> 00:29:50.876 Haba! Haba! 652 00:29:51.050 --> 00:29:54.880 Haba! Skee-da-da-dee-ah! 653 00:29:55.054 --> 00:29:56.795 Skee-sko-badoo... 654 00:29:59.493 --> 00:30:02.365 Skee-skada-bow! 655 00:30:06.065 --> 00:30:08.328 Love! Yeah! 656 00:30:08.502 --> 00:30:14.160 It had to be you! 657 00:30:14.334 --> 00:30:15.596 Skee-- 658 00:30:17.206 --> 00:30:18.860 Yeah, cheers. 659 00:30:19.034 --> 00:30:20.731 [Winnie]: Woo! 660 00:30:24.344 --> 00:30:26.346 Well, that was deeply scarring. 661 00:30:26.520 --> 00:30:28.957 And not just for you. 662 00:30:29.131 --> 00:30:30.916 Well, cheers to being traumatized 663 00:30:31.090 --> 00:30:33.266 and never singing jazz again. Oh, I can't cheers to that. 664 00:30:33.440 --> 00:30:35.485 Cheers to me never singing jazz again. 665 00:30:38.793 --> 00:30:42.318 Are there any other activities that I should be aware of? 666 00:30:43.145 --> 00:30:44.973 Well, uh... I actually volunteer 667 00:30:45.147 --> 00:30:46.932 at the community centre by my place. 668 00:30:47.106 --> 00:30:48.455 Plan after-school activities, 669 00:30:48.629 --> 00:30:51.284 and I mentor kids and stuff like that. 670 00:30:51.458 --> 00:30:52.589 So, you like kids? 671 00:30:52.763 --> 00:30:55.201 I love kids. Yeah. 672 00:30:56.115 --> 00:30:57.551 Good to know. 673 00:30:58.595 --> 00:31:00.249 Hey, um... 674 00:31:00.423 --> 00:31:02.948 why was that woman so mad at you the other night? 675 00:31:03.122 --> 00:31:06.125 I suppose she thinks I, uh, mislead her. 676 00:31:06.299 --> 00:31:07.822 About what? 677 00:31:07.996 --> 00:31:09.519 A part of my life. 678 00:31:09.693 --> 00:31:11.521 What part? 679 00:31:13.306 --> 00:31:15.090 You know, if we're gonna keep doing this, 680 00:31:15.264 --> 00:31:17.484 I think it should happen organically. 681 00:31:18.180 --> 00:31:21.488 You know, some things take a bit of time. 682 00:31:21.662 --> 00:31:24.317 Okay. Fair enough. 683 00:31:33.152 --> 00:31:35.458 Well, this is me, so... 684 00:31:36.198 --> 00:31:37.286 Do you...? 685 00:31:39.506 --> 00:31:41.029 Shall we? 686 00:31:43.118 --> 00:31:44.990 Good night. Right. Yeah. 687 00:31:45.164 --> 00:31:47.383 Yeah. Good night. 688 00:31:50.821 --> 00:31:53.041 Handshake. 689 00:31:53.215 --> 00:31:55.304 At this rate, I'll never get to the gala. 690 00:31:56.392 --> 00:31:59.874 Tell me, how did I end up with a trashy dating column 691 00:32:00.048 --> 00:32:03.138 when all I've ever wanted was to be Harper Lee! 692 00:32:03.312 --> 00:32:08.013 Winnie. Just do this one job 693 00:32:08.187 --> 00:32:12.104 and then you can write anything you want. 694 00:32:12.582 --> 00:32:14.889 Yeah, I just don't know if I can keep dating this guy 695 00:32:15.063 --> 00:32:18.197 because he's awful, Kyra! He's awful. 696 00:32:18.371 --> 00:32:21.200 So you use it. Channel it. 697 00:32:21.374 --> 00:32:22.853 I will use it. Use it. 698 00:32:23.028 --> 00:32:25.204 I will channel it. Yes! 699 00:32:25.378 --> 00:32:27.902 And then write about it. Yeah. Okay. 700 00:32:28.076 --> 00:32:29.295 That's it. I can do this. 701 00:32:29.469 --> 00:32:31.166 What would you do without me? 702 00:32:31.340 --> 00:32:33.125 Okay. Here goes nothing. 703 00:32:36.345 --> 00:32:37.956 If you need me I'll be right here, okay? 704 00:32:38.130 --> 00:32:40.306 Okay. Okay. 705 00:32:51.404 --> 00:32:53.232 The post has 500,000 views. 706 00:32:53.406 --> 00:32:55.147 Yes bestie! 707 00:32:55.321 --> 00:32:56.931 That is what I'm talking about. 708 00:32:57.105 --> 00:32:58.889 High-five. Yes! 709 00:32:59.064 --> 00:33:00.456 Oh, that's so good! 710 00:33:00.630 --> 00:33:02.502 Hey. Mm-hmm. 711 00:33:02.676 --> 00:33:05.940 Do you think I should tell Inga that I put... 712 00:33:06.114 --> 00:33:09.422 regular flour in those brownies? 713 00:33:11.032 --> 00:33:14.035 Stop! 714 00:33:18.083 --> 00:33:19.040 Mm! 715 00:33:20.694 --> 00:33:22.261 Absolutely not. 716 00:33:23.218 --> 00:33:25.003 Yes, yes, yes, Kyra! 717 00:33:25.177 --> 00:33:26.874 Yes to this! 718 00:33:27.048 --> 00:33:28.180 Mm. 719 00:33:31.139 --> 00:33:34.969 I need to know that I'm gonna get the best sneaker contracts, 720 00:33:35.143 --> 00:33:38.233 sodas, watches, billboards. 721 00:33:39.234 --> 00:33:41.584 Your number one priority is playing ball. 722 00:33:41.758 --> 00:33:43.630 You're talented. 723 00:33:43.804 --> 00:33:45.980 But you're an inch away from screwing it all up 724 00:33:46.154 --> 00:33:48.417 with that mouth of yours. What Ret means to say 725 00:33:48.591 --> 00:33:50.898 is that if you do your job out on the field, 726 00:33:51.072 --> 00:33:52.639 I can make sure all the big brands 727 00:33:52.813 --> 00:33:55.033 are gonna be begging to work with you. 728 00:33:55.207 --> 00:33:57.948 Eric Potsworth says he can get the job done, so, 729 00:33:58.123 --> 00:33:59.298 how do I know you'll do it better? 730 00:33:59.472 --> 00:34:00.908 Hold off on making a decision 731 00:34:01.082 --> 00:34:03.258 until after the Insiders Gala. 732 00:34:03.432 --> 00:34:05.173 All the top CEOs are gonna be there, 733 00:34:05.347 --> 00:34:07.306 and they're always in the mood to do business. 734 00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:09.482 I mean, Eric Potsworth's a dime a dozen 735 00:34:09.656 --> 00:34:13.007 and his agency's a veritable meat grinder. 736 00:34:13.181 --> 00:34:15.401 You need an agency that actually cares about you. 737 00:34:24.192 --> 00:34:27.195 I guarantee I can secure you a big brand contract 738 00:34:27.369 --> 00:34:29.806 at the gala, right then and there. 739 00:34:30.981 --> 00:34:32.461 Hm. 740 00:34:33.636 --> 00:34:36.117 Deal. I'll decide at the gala. 741 00:34:42.297 --> 00:34:44.865 Ah, Jada, um, hey, 742 00:34:45.039 --> 00:34:47.085 there's this, uh, there's this dance. 743 00:34:48.173 --> 00:34:51.132 Jada. What's up? It's... Ty. 744 00:34:53.439 --> 00:34:55.484 [Winnie]: Hey, ladies. 745 00:34:55.658 --> 00:34:58.052 Hey, Jada, um, don't look now, 746 00:34:58.226 --> 00:35:00.098 but I think that boy might have a crush on you. 747 00:35:00.620 --> 00:35:03.623 And interest in asking him to join us today? 748 00:35:05.451 --> 00:35:07.496 Hey! Over here! 749 00:35:08.193 --> 00:35:10.020 Yes, you. Come here. 750 00:35:13.502 --> 00:35:14.938 I run the after-school activities here 751 00:35:15.113 --> 00:35:16.897 and we're actually playing basketball today, 752 00:35:17.071 --> 00:35:19.117 any interest in joining us? 753 00:35:19.291 --> 00:35:22.076 Uh, yeah. Sure. 754 00:35:22.250 --> 00:35:25.035 Oh, great. I'm Winnie. Ty. 755 00:35:26.559 --> 00:35:28.343 You know, Ty, when you like someone, 756 00:35:28.517 --> 00:35:31.390 it's probably a good idea to talk to them. 757 00:35:31.564 --> 00:35:33.740 What? I... I don't like... 758 00:35:35.002 --> 00:35:37.091 Tell that to your face. 759 00:35:37.744 --> 00:35:40.921 Look, Jada's like, next level. 760 00:35:41.095 --> 00:35:42.401 There's no chance she likes me back. 761 00:35:42.575 --> 00:35:44.142 Mm, I wouldn't be so sure. 762 00:35:44.316 --> 00:35:46.405 Really? All I'm gonna say 763 00:35:46.579 --> 00:35:49.059 is that she's actually mentioned a boy named Ty before, 764 00:35:49.234 --> 00:35:52.062 so unless there's tons of Tys running around your school, 765 00:35:52.237 --> 00:35:53.586 I'm guessing she meant you. 766 00:35:53.760 --> 00:35:55.936 Just ask her. How? 767 00:35:56.110 --> 00:35:58.068 Be honest. Put yourself out there. 768 00:35:58.243 --> 00:36:00.158 You got this. Ask her. 769 00:36:01.071 --> 00:36:02.247 Thanks, Winnie. 770 00:36:06.381 --> 00:36:08.601 I mean, what was that about Ret? 771 00:36:10.080 --> 00:36:11.734 He's a chump, Holden. 772 00:36:11.908 --> 00:36:14.128 Now, I've been in this business for over 40 years, 773 00:36:14.302 --> 00:36:15.912 and I think I know a thing or two 774 00:36:16.086 --> 00:36:17.218 about what players are gonna last. 775 00:36:17.392 --> 00:36:19.089 Who said anything about lasting? 776 00:36:19.264 --> 00:36:21.962 When I started this company, you know what I wanted? 777 00:36:22.136 --> 00:36:23.616 A billion-dollar valuation? 778 00:36:23.790 --> 00:36:26.053 No. I wanted hall-of-famers. 779 00:36:26.227 --> 00:36:28.229 Players that gave everything for the game. 780 00:36:28.403 --> 00:36:31.580 Some players are just money players, Ret. 781 00:36:31.754 --> 00:36:34.366 You came to me knowing zilch about baseball. 782 00:36:34.540 --> 00:36:36.455 All that cricket and polo 783 00:36:36.629 --> 00:36:38.587 and whatever else you Brits like. 784 00:36:38.761 --> 00:36:40.154 You were hungry. 785 00:36:41.286 --> 00:36:42.504 And you wanted more. 786 00:36:43.462 --> 00:36:45.246 Remember what I said to you? 787 00:36:45.420 --> 00:36:47.466 "You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. 788 00:36:47.640 --> 00:36:50.251 If you've got the timing, it'll go." 789 00:36:50.425 --> 00:36:53.298 That's right. Yogi Berra. 790 00:36:53.472 --> 00:36:54.995 Yogi Berra. Why don't you dig down deep 791 00:36:55.169 --> 00:36:56.997 for me and find that kid again? 792 00:36:57.171 --> 00:36:59.391 'Cause that money-grabbin', 793 00:36:59.565 --> 00:37:02.045 fast-talking fool ain't my thing. 794 00:37:02.220 --> 00:37:05.745 And it sure isn't the way I want my company run after I'm gone. 795 00:37:07.137 --> 00:37:08.574 Well, you'll see. 796 00:37:08.748 --> 00:37:10.228 After the gala. 797 00:37:12.142 --> 00:37:13.274 Hey. 798 00:37:15.015 --> 00:37:17.104 Quit swinging so hard, kid. 799 00:37:38.212 --> 00:37:41.128 Hey! How are you? 800 00:37:41.694 --> 00:37:43.870 Arts and crafts. Yup. 801 00:37:44.044 --> 00:37:45.524 Starting to think you enjoy torturing me. 802 00:37:45.698 --> 00:37:47.961 Painting is relaxing. 803 00:37:48.135 --> 00:37:50.268 Really? Oh, yeah. 804 00:37:52.444 --> 00:37:54.184 Paint brush. Right. 805 00:37:54.359 --> 00:37:55.969 Cheers. Oh. 806 00:37:56.143 --> 00:37:58.406 Okay. Easy. Sorry. 807 00:38:05.544 --> 00:38:07.415 [Winnie]: It looks like you're enjoying it. 808 00:38:07.589 --> 00:38:10.026 Don't... don't break the artist streak here. 809 00:38:11.114 --> 00:38:12.551 Kind of therapeutic, no? 810 00:38:12.725 --> 00:38:14.944 I'm so Zen. Yeah, me too. 811 00:38:15.118 --> 00:38:18.208 I'm like a koi pond. 812 00:38:18.383 --> 00:38:21.429 I'm like a cloud doing yoga. 813 00:38:21.603 --> 00:38:24.171 You know, you're kind of killing my Zen right now. 814 00:38:27.653 --> 00:38:30.177 Okay. Okay. 815 00:38:33.049 --> 00:38:34.050 Who is that supposed to be? 816 00:38:34.224 --> 00:38:36.444 It's me. Kind of. 817 00:38:36.618 --> 00:38:39.404 Okay, well, from this angle, it actually kind of looks like 818 00:38:39.578 --> 00:38:42.102 a very colourful Winston Churchill. 819 00:38:43.625 --> 00:38:46.062 Oh, bollocks. That's it. I'm done. 820 00:38:46.759 --> 00:38:48.282 I've had enough. 821 00:38:49.109 --> 00:38:51.285 You really do a lot for this place, don't you? 822 00:38:51.459 --> 00:38:54.027 These kids are important? Oh yeah. Yeah. 823 00:38:54.201 --> 00:38:56.508 This year I'm actually giving them all art supplies. 824 00:38:56.682 --> 00:38:58.205 Oh, how many? 825 00:38:58.379 --> 00:39:01.817 There is 218 this year, something like that. 826 00:39:01.991 --> 00:39:04.037 You're gonna give 218 kids art supplies? 827 00:39:04.211 --> 00:39:05.560 Well, sort of. 828 00:39:05.734 --> 00:39:07.780 Oh, what, you're a trust fund baby? 829 00:39:07.954 --> 00:39:09.347 Well, I don't use it, 830 00:39:09.521 --> 00:39:12.306 so I put it back into the community centre. 831 00:39:12.480 --> 00:39:15.091 Are you telling me you've got a trust fund? 832 00:39:15.265 --> 00:39:16.963 Look, I don't need all that money, 833 00:39:17.137 --> 00:39:18.965 and I would rather have it go to them. 834 00:39:25.580 --> 00:39:27.800 You know, this place actually reminds me of my childhood. 835 00:39:27.974 --> 00:39:29.845 Oh, you used to volunteer too? 836 00:39:30.019 --> 00:39:33.327 Uh, no, more like I was the one being volunteered for. 837 00:39:33.501 --> 00:39:35.982 There was this woman, a lot like you, actually, 838 00:39:36.156 --> 00:39:38.288 who used to drop off gifts at the leisure centre. 839 00:39:39.115 --> 00:39:40.682 The only gifts I ever got. 840 00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:46.166 Oh, I... I didn't realize. 841 00:39:47.646 --> 00:39:51.519 Well, most women as beautiful as you are not as giving. 842 00:39:55.567 --> 00:39:57.307 I should probably, um... 843 00:39:58.134 --> 00:39:59.309 I should go. Yeah. 844 00:39:59.484 --> 00:40:01.399 Okay. 845 00:40:04.097 --> 00:40:05.794 Hey! 846 00:40:05.968 --> 00:40:08.188 You almost knocked over the former prime minister! 847 00:40:09.145 --> 00:40:11.583 Poor Winston. 848 00:40:15.151 --> 00:40:16.762 How are you? 849 00:40:18.764 --> 00:40:20.287 Ignore this. 850 00:40:21.201 --> 00:40:23.159 You're home late. 851 00:40:23.333 --> 00:40:25.814 Yeah, I actually had a... a nice time. 852 00:40:25.988 --> 00:40:27.555 Cool. 853 00:40:29.165 --> 00:40:30.602 So, do you, uh, 854 00:40:30.776 --> 00:40:32.647 do you actually like this girl or...? 855 00:40:32.821 --> 00:40:35.128 Yeah, I kind of do. 856 00:40:35.302 --> 00:40:37.565 Well, am I gonna get to meet her or... 857 00:40:37.739 --> 00:40:40.002 at least get to know anything about her? 858 00:40:40.176 --> 00:40:43.484 Well, um, when I'm ready, yeah. 859 00:40:43.658 --> 00:40:45.443 Can you at least just tell me what she's like? 860 00:40:45.617 --> 00:40:49.142 She's um... generous and kind. 861 00:40:49.316 --> 00:40:51.318 And surprising. 862 00:40:53.233 --> 00:40:56.018 Look, I wanna make sure that if and when you meet her 863 00:40:56.192 --> 00:40:57.629 that she's gonna be someone that's gonna be around 864 00:40:57.803 --> 00:40:59.674 for a long time. 865 00:40:59.848 --> 00:41:02.111 Yeah, I get it. 866 00:41:02.285 --> 00:41:04.331 It's just, you know, 867 00:41:04.505 --> 00:41:06.246 two musketeers. 868 00:41:07.726 --> 00:41:09.423 Right. 869 00:41:10.729 --> 00:41:12.295 Always. 870 00:41:13.427 --> 00:41:15.995 You know you're the best, right? 871 00:41:16.169 --> 00:41:17.866 You know that? 872 00:41:18.040 --> 00:41:20.521 So, uh, what's your next date? 873 00:41:20.695 --> 00:41:23.916 Well, I think it's gonna be an urban scavenger hunt. 874 00:41:24.090 --> 00:41:25.570 Apparently there's all these cool things 875 00:41:25.744 --> 00:41:27.049 hidden all over the city and I've got this site 876 00:41:27.223 --> 00:41:28.398 that leads us to all the cool spots. 877 00:41:28.573 --> 00:41:30.923 Sounds fun. Yeah. 878 00:41:31.097 --> 00:41:32.925 I'm gonna get some sleep. 879 00:41:33.099 --> 00:41:35.231 Good night. Good night. 880 00:41:46.547 --> 00:41:48.244 Scavenger hunt. 881 00:41:55.295 --> 00:41:57.732 Here. Oh, yeah. Cheers. 882 00:42:01.475 --> 00:42:03.477 Thanks, mate. Have fun! 883 00:42:05.087 --> 00:42:06.393 Hey. Hi. 884 00:42:08.482 --> 00:42:11.833 Uh, eat some candy or something? 885 00:42:12.007 --> 00:42:14.357 Uh, no. No, why do you ask? 886 00:42:14.532 --> 00:42:15.924 Mm... Why? 887 00:42:16.098 --> 00:42:17.970 No reason. 888 00:42:18.144 --> 00:42:20.538 Okay. You're being weird. 889 00:42:21.321 --> 00:42:23.932 Glad the red dye was washable. 890 00:42:24.106 --> 00:42:25.586 Yeah. Me too. 891 00:42:26.674 --> 00:42:28.850 Says we're supposed to go to Harold Washington Library 892 00:42:29.024 --> 00:42:30.983 but... this can't be right. 893 00:42:31.157 --> 00:42:32.462 Getting directions 894 00:42:32.637 --> 00:42:34.029 to previous destination, 895 00:42:34.203 --> 00:42:35.944 Hair Restore Hair Plug Doctors. 896 00:42:36.118 --> 00:42:37.555 Uh... 897 00:42:37.729 --> 00:42:39.600 Okay, so, I don't know what that's about. 898 00:42:39.774 --> 00:42:41.646 Would you like me to direct you to Toupees and Beyond, 899 00:42:41.820 --> 00:42:43.648 Doctor Coiffure, Balding Specialists? 900 00:42:43.822 --> 00:42:46.999 No! I mean obviously, I've got a full head of hair. 901 00:42:47.173 --> 00:42:49.044 Yeah, it's a really believable toupee. 902 00:42:49.218 --> 00:42:50.742 It's not a toupee! Mm. Yeah. 903 00:42:50.916 --> 00:42:53.048 No, it's real. Touch it. Directing to Big Ricks 904 00:42:53.222 --> 00:42:53.962 Wig World. 905 00:42:54.136 --> 00:42:55.485 Gah! 906 00:42:55.660 --> 00:42:57.662 It must be some sort of bug. 907 00:42:59.141 --> 00:43:00.926 Well, apparently our urban scavenger hunt 908 00:43:01.100 --> 00:43:04.059 has turned into a slow walking tour of the city. 909 00:43:04.233 --> 00:43:05.974 Yeah, but at least I'm learning a lot 910 00:43:06.148 --> 00:43:07.846 about hair-restoration technique, so there's that. 911 00:43:08.020 --> 00:43:10.196 Oh, are you? Okay. 912 00:43:10.370 --> 00:43:14.504 Okay, well, follow me. This way. 913 00:43:14.679 --> 00:43:16.158 Now, if you see... 914 00:43:17.159 --> 00:43:19.988 this house right here, when I was younger, 915 00:43:20.162 --> 00:43:21.424 my friends and I used to doorbell ditch 916 00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:23.296 houses just like that. 917 00:43:25.080 --> 00:43:27.082 I dare you to do it again. 918 00:43:27.648 --> 00:43:30.346 Okay. Only if you do it with me. 919 00:43:30.520 --> 00:43:32.218 What? No. No, no, no. 920 00:43:32.392 --> 00:43:34.568 Oh, oh, no, but are you a chicken? 921 00:43:34.742 --> 00:43:36.526 No! No, I just-- Are you a chicken? 922 00:43:36.701 --> 00:43:39.399 She's a chicken. 923 00:43:42.445 --> 00:43:44.143 Okay. Okay. Go! 924 00:43:58.331 --> 00:43:59.811 What are you-- 925 00:43:59.985 --> 00:44:01.508 Oh, my, she's coming! 926 00:44:07.601 --> 00:44:09.255 My heart's gonna beat out of my chest. 927 00:44:09.429 --> 00:44:11.605 I forgot how fun that was. 928 00:44:26.794 --> 00:44:30.493 Sierra. It's Inga. We should talk. 929 00:44:32.104 --> 00:44:34.019 A 100-mile-per-hour fastball. 930 00:44:34.193 --> 00:44:35.934 That's impressive. 931 00:44:36.108 --> 00:44:38.023 You ever think about playing pro? 932 00:44:40.590 --> 00:44:42.462 Take my card. 933 00:44:42.636 --> 00:44:44.333 I think you've got something special. 934 00:44:48.076 --> 00:44:49.861 You know, one thing I'll never understand 935 00:44:50.035 --> 00:44:53.995 about you Americans is how much you love standing in line. 936 00:44:54.169 --> 00:44:56.606 There's actually a ramen place in Wicker Park 937 00:44:56.781 --> 00:44:59.392 that has the best ramen ever, obviously, 938 00:44:59.566 --> 00:45:01.873 and people actually camp outside the night before. 939 00:45:02.047 --> 00:45:03.222 Camp? Mm-hmm. 940 00:45:03.396 --> 00:45:04.919 We should go there next time. 941 00:45:05.093 --> 00:45:07.095 Literally the night before. It's that good. 942 00:45:07.269 --> 00:45:09.054 Can I ask you something? 943 00:45:09.228 --> 00:45:10.272 - Shoot. 944 00:45:10.446 --> 00:45:12.231 - How are you still single? 945 00:45:12.405 --> 00:45:13.362 - Honestly? 946 00:45:14.407 --> 00:45:16.888 Well, my dates are usually disasters. 947 00:45:17.062 --> 00:45:20.500 - Oh good, I thought it was me that was the disaster. 948 00:45:20.674 --> 00:45:23.982 - Oh, you are. Trust me. But so am I. 949 00:45:26.114 --> 00:45:27.115 [soft music] 950 00:45:27.289 --> 00:45:30.075 - Uh, you've got a little... 951 00:45:31.293 --> 00:45:32.512 - Oh. [chuckling] 952 00:45:38.648 --> 00:45:39.649 [phone chiming] 953 00:45:42.435 --> 00:45:44.742 - Sorry, uh... - Don't answer it. 954 00:45:47.614 --> 00:45:50.095 - Sorry, I, uh... one sec. 955 00:45:51.661 --> 00:45:54.055 I gotta go. I spaced on a deadline. 956 00:45:54.229 --> 00:45:56.231 - I thought you wanted to be a novelist. 957 00:45:56.797 --> 00:45:59.191 I mean, your boss sounds awful. 958 00:45:59.365 --> 00:46:00.801 And she's clearly addicted to her phone. 959 00:46:00.975 --> 00:46:02.847 Just... Why not just quit? 960 00:46:03.021 --> 00:46:04.892 - It's not that simple. Okay? I gotta go. 961 00:46:05.066 --> 00:46:07.155 - But... Okay, Winnie, I didn't... 962 00:46:08.330 --> 00:46:09.592 [door closing] 963 00:46:11.029 --> 00:46:12.117 Great. 964 00:46:21.691 --> 00:46:23.084 [sighs] 965 00:46:24.564 --> 00:46:25.652 - What am I doing? 966 00:46:26.522 --> 00:46:27.349 [footsteps approaching] 967 00:46:28.655 --> 00:46:31.049 - Hey, hey, hey! I made lasagna. You want some? 968 00:46:31.658 --> 00:46:33.486 - No, I'm good. 969 00:46:35.009 --> 00:46:35.662 - You okay? 970 00:46:41.320 --> 00:46:42.408 - We almost kissed. 971 00:46:44.018 --> 00:46:45.324 - You and Player? 972 00:46:47.021 --> 00:46:49.545 Ew. Why? What? When? Where? How? 973 00:46:49.719 --> 00:46:52.461 - It's like I'm actually starting to actually like him. 974 00:46:52.635 --> 00:46:56.204 How am I supposed to write a break-up post at the end of this thing when... 975 00:46:56.378 --> 00:47:00.121 If I'm actually starting to have feelings for the guy? 976 00:47:01.122 --> 00:47:02.950 - You need to tell Holden the truth. 977 00:47:03.124 --> 00:47:05.910 - What? No. I can't. He'll hate me. 978 00:47:06.084 --> 00:47:07.563 - It's going to come out eventually, Win. 979 00:47:07.737 --> 00:47:10.958 Women all over the city are reading your column. 980 00:47:11.132 --> 00:47:14.005 - I know... it's bad! Ugh, it's bad! 981 00:47:14.179 --> 00:47:15.484 - Are you crazy? 982 00:47:15.658 --> 00:47:17.051 This is what you've always wanted. 983 00:47:17.225 --> 00:47:19.532 Your writing is finally getting noticed! 984 00:47:21.186 --> 00:47:25.233 Stop "Holden" back the truth. See what I did there? 985 00:47:25.407 --> 00:47:28.106 - Yeah. - Tell him. 986 00:47:28.280 --> 00:47:30.891 If he really likes you, he'll understand. 987 00:47:31.065 --> 00:47:32.545 [bright music] 988 00:47:48.996 --> 00:47:50.171 - Something to ruin the mood. 989 00:47:52.217 --> 00:47:53.174 [chuckling] 990 00:47:56.134 --> 00:47:57.700 - Toast? - Thanks. 991 00:47:58.353 --> 00:48:01.139 I'm going to stay at Brody's after practice if that's cool. 992 00:48:01.313 --> 00:48:04.185 - Uh, sure, yeah. That's fine by me. 993 00:48:04.359 --> 00:48:05.578 - Sweet. Okay. 994 00:48:05.752 --> 00:48:07.754 - Have fun. - I will. See ya! 995 00:48:21.159 --> 00:48:24.292 - Sorry, Ty. In case she comes over. 996 00:48:24.466 --> 00:48:26.599 [humming] 997 00:48:33.998 --> 00:48:35.173 [phone chiming] 998 00:48:37.001 --> 00:48:37.784 - Hey. 999 00:48:37.958 --> 00:48:39.264 [Holden]: Hi. 1000 00:48:39.438 --> 00:48:40.526 So, you've shown me your world. 1001 00:48:40.700 --> 00:48:42.354 How about today, I show you mine? 1002 00:48:42.528 --> 00:48:44.138 - Okay, what did you have in mind? 1003 00:48:47.402 --> 00:48:50.188 - Oh, look at you. So cute in your little helmet. 1004 00:48:50.362 --> 00:48:51.667 - What did I do to deserve this? 1005 00:48:51.841 --> 00:48:53.104 - Hey. I sang and did art for you. 1006 00:48:53.278 --> 00:48:54.409 Two of my least favourite things. 1007 00:48:55.323 --> 00:48:59.153 Indulge me in a little payback. - Fine. 1008 00:48:59.327 --> 00:49:01.199 - I'm just gonna widen this out. 1009 00:49:03.201 --> 00:49:06.944 Now, this is kind of obligatory. - Okay. 1010 00:49:07.118 --> 00:49:11.252 - Now... Baseball is all about grace. 1011 00:49:13.037 --> 00:49:14.081 Yeah! 1012 00:49:14.255 --> 00:49:15.865 A little more grace than that. 1013 00:49:16.040 --> 00:49:18.520 Grace and... - Okay... 1014 00:49:18.694 --> 00:49:19.739 - Efficiency. 1015 00:49:21.132 --> 00:49:23.438 Never... take your eye off the ball. 1016 00:49:24.396 --> 00:49:25.875 - Okay. - You ready? 1017 00:49:26.050 --> 00:49:27.660 - Not at all. 1018 00:49:29.227 --> 00:49:30.576 Ugh! 1019 00:49:32.056 --> 00:49:33.318 Oh, I'm terrible at this! 1020 00:49:33.492 --> 00:49:34.536 - You're closing your eyes! 1021 00:49:36.190 --> 00:49:38.062 Remember what I said, always keep your eye on what you want. 1022 00:49:43.676 --> 00:49:45.939 Whoa! - Woo! 1023 00:49:46.113 --> 00:49:49.421 - There it goes, we got a ringer, ladies and gentlemen! 1024 00:49:49.595 --> 00:49:50.596 [laughing, cheering] 1025 00:49:51.205 --> 00:49:54.034 Miss Winnie Rhodes! 1026 00:49:56.123 --> 00:49:57.733 You gotta run, you gotta run! - I gotta run! 1027 00:49:57.907 --> 00:50:02.086 - Come on! They're signalling! She's running home! 1028 00:50:02.260 --> 00:50:04.131 She's going for it! Don't slide! 1029 00:50:04.305 --> 00:50:08.440 - I don't even need to rush. - Safe! Amazing. 1030 00:50:09.441 --> 00:50:10.790 [chuckling] 1031 00:50:10.964 --> 00:50:12.618 - So, why baseball? - Why baseball? 1032 00:50:12.792 --> 00:50:14.924 - Mm-hmm! - Why baseball? 1033 00:50:15.099 --> 00:50:16.578 - Of all sports, why baseball? 1034 00:50:16.752 --> 00:50:17.579 - Baseball is the most American sport there is. 1035 00:50:17.753 --> 00:50:19.103 - Um... 1036 00:50:19.277 --> 00:50:21.235 - Um... Okay, when I left England, 1037 00:50:21.409 --> 00:50:23.629 I left with nothing. I had no money, no family. 1038 00:50:23.803 --> 00:50:25.413 America was this fresh start. 1039 00:50:26.110 --> 00:50:30.462 And apple pie and baseball were my first American loves. 1040 00:50:30.636 --> 00:50:33.508 And they are dear to me to this day. Sorry. 1041 00:50:33.682 --> 00:50:37.643 - Ugh, you're so lucky, you know? To have a career where... 1042 00:50:37.817 --> 00:50:39.036 you get to do what you love. 1043 00:50:39.210 --> 00:50:40.950 - Why don't you 1044 00:50:41.125 --> 00:50:43.649 just write on your own? I mean, what is stopping you? 1045 00:50:43.823 --> 00:50:46.913 - It's not that simple. - I think it is, because-- 1046 00:50:47.087 --> 00:50:48.393 - Mm-mm. 1047 00:50:48.567 --> 00:50:49.611 - You have this trust fund, right? 1048 00:50:50.177 --> 00:50:52.136 You could just go off and write. Be free. 1049 00:50:52.745 --> 00:50:54.225 - No, I-- - You've got this incredible 1050 00:50:54.399 --> 00:50:56.314 safety net that not a lot of people have. 1051 00:50:57.141 --> 00:50:59.012 Why not use it? 1052 00:50:59.186 --> 00:51:01.232 - I don't want to look back and wonder if I made it because 1053 00:51:01.406 --> 00:51:04.887 I'm actually talented or because I'm just privileged. 1054 00:51:05.062 --> 00:51:05.801 You know? 1055 00:51:05.975 --> 00:51:06.715 - Hmm... 1056 00:51:08.500 --> 00:51:12.156 And here I thought all rich people loved being rich, but you... 1057 00:51:12.634 --> 00:51:15.289 are an enigma, Winnie Rhodes. 1058 00:51:16.160 --> 00:51:21.339 - Enigma. - A complicated, selfless... 1059 00:51:23.123 --> 00:51:25.734 giant-eyed, beautiful... [chuckling] 1060 00:51:26.344 --> 00:51:28.563 ...wonderful enigma. 1061 00:51:34.047 --> 00:51:36.136 Oh! - Oh, uh... 1062 00:51:36.310 --> 00:51:37.659 - Oh, that's, that is... - It's okay. 1063 00:51:37.833 --> 00:51:39.183 - Really not how I wanted that to go. 1064 00:51:39.357 --> 00:51:41.054 - It's totally okay! Um... - Um... 1065 00:51:41.228 --> 00:51:43.274 - Do you have some soda water? - So... yeah. Soda water. 1066 00:51:43.448 --> 00:51:45.580 I've got soda... 1067 00:51:47.408 --> 00:51:49.976 So how about, actually, why don't you just, um... 1068 00:51:50.150 --> 00:51:51.499 Why don't you just throw 1069 00:51:51.673 --> 00:51:53.545 this on, and I'll pop that in the wash? 1070 00:51:53.719 --> 00:51:55.808 - Awesome, thank you. - Right. Uh... 1071 00:51:56.504 --> 00:51:57.418 - It's okay. 1072 00:52:01.553 --> 00:52:03.642 - Do you happen to be a fan of old movies? 1073 00:52:05.122 --> 00:52:06.340 [Winnie]: Love them! 1074 00:52:08.690 --> 00:52:09.865 - Yes! 1075 00:52:10.039 --> 00:52:11.606 [indistinct TV chatter] 1076 00:52:13.739 --> 00:52:15.175 Oh, this is my favourite part. 1077 00:52:19.048 --> 00:52:21.355 Humphrey Bogart is an absolute legend. 1078 00:52:22.574 --> 00:52:24.358 [soft music] 1079 00:53:14.060 --> 00:53:16.193 [playful music] 1080 00:53:22.416 --> 00:53:23.330 - Ew! 1081 00:53:39.041 --> 00:53:40.217 Ty... 1082 00:53:41.087 --> 00:53:42.654 - Winnie? What are you-- 1083 00:53:42.828 --> 00:53:45.004 - I think I got the stain out. 1084 00:53:45.178 --> 00:53:47.615 Oh wow, Ty. Mate, you're early. 1085 00:53:47.789 --> 00:53:49.487 Um... 1086 00:53:49.661 --> 00:53:51.010 - Dad, this whole time, you've been seeing Winnie? 1087 00:53:51.184 --> 00:53:53.099 - How do you know even know? 1088 00:53:53.273 --> 00:53:54.796 - He's been coming to the community centre. 1089 00:53:54.970 --> 00:53:57.016 And were you ever going to tell me you had a son? 1090 00:53:57.190 --> 00:53:59.148 - Of course, listen-- - And whose is that? 1091 00:54:00.193 --> 00:54:03.979 - Uh... I genuinely have no clue. 1092 00:54:04.153 --> 00:54:07.026 - Right. Forget it. I gotta go. 1093 00:54:07.200 --> 00:54:08.854 - No, Winnie, I can explain! 1094 00:54:09.028 --> 00:54:09.985 Well, I can't explain 1095 00:54:10.159 --> 00:54:11.030 the mysterious nightie, 1096 00:54:11.204 --> 00:54:12.031 but I can explain Ty! 1097 00:54:13.598 --> 00:54:14.425 [sighs] 1098 00:54:16.165 --> 00:54:17.254 [soft music] 1099 00:54:22.346 --> 00:54:24.739 [sighs] God, you're an idiot. 1100 00:54:28.047 --> 00:54:29.396 [breathing deeply] 1101 00:54:37.186 --> 00:54:39.885 - Enter! Oh, Winnie! 1102 00:54:40.059 --> 00:54:42.191 - Hi. - Just the girl I wanted to see. 1103 00:54:42.670 --> 00:54:44.933 - I was hoping I could talk to you about my column. 1104 00:54:45.107 --> 00:54:46.631 - Yes! It's a smash. 1105 00:54:46.805 --> 00:54:48.589 Now, I'm thinking we turn it into a book. 1106 00:54:48.763 --> 00:54:50.548 - Uh... - I mean, I've already been in touch 1107 00:54:50.722 --> 00:54:52.593 with the best publisher in the nation. 1108 00:54:52.767 --> 00:54:55.422 They love the idea. - A... A book? What? 1109 00:54:55.596 --> 00:54:58.207 - Yes! Yes, we'll take your existing posts 1110 00:54:58.382 --> 00:54:59.687 and then you can expand upon them. 1111 00:55:00.471 --> 00:55:02.908 Maybe add in some dating tips, things like that. 1112 00:55:03.082 --> 00:55:03.865 It'll be an easy read. 1113 00:55:04.039 --> 00:55:05.693 - Right. 1114 00:55:05.867 --> 00:55:06.999 W...Why would people want to buy a book of posts 1115 00:55:07.173 --> 00:55:08.479 they've already read? 1116 00:55:08.653 --> 00:55:09.697 - For the extra content! 1117 00:55:10.219 --> 00:55:12.613 I published a book of tweets last year. 1118 00:55:13.092 --> 00:55:15.268 Trust me, audiences crave books like this. 1119 00:55:15.442 --> 00:55:17.183 - Right, uh... There's just something that I-- 1120 00:55:17.357 --> 00:55:18.793 - I was in touch with the papers! 1121 00:55:18.967 --> 00:55:21.405 The Times wants to do a feature on Y-O-U! 1122 00:55:21.579 --> 00:55:23.189 - Huh, wait, what? 1123 00:55:23.363 --> 00:55:25.844 What about our deal to keep my anonymity? 1124 00:55:26.018 --> 00:55:28.977 - Well, sweetie, anonymity works fine for a blog, 1125 00:55:29.151 --> 00:55:32.938 but for a book, we... we really need to know the author. 1126 00:55:33.112 --> 00:55:35.244 Do you know what I mean? Like, it's part of the package! 1127 00:55:35.723 --> 00:55:36.594 The big reveal! 1128 00:55:36.768 --> 00:55:38.639 - He has a son. Okay? 1129 00:55:38.813 --> 00:55:40.989 He happens to be the father of one of the kids I mentor, 1130 00:55:41.163 --> 00:55:43.252 and I just, I can't do it, Inga, okay? 1131 00:55:43.427 --> 00:55:44.558 It's... It's different now. 1132 00:55:44.732 --> 00:55:46.168 - Excuse me? 1133 00:55:46.473 --> 00:55:48.388 - I can't keep writing about him. 1134 00:55:49.258 --> 00:55:51.086 Um... I'm done. 1135 00:55:53.828 --> 00:55:55.961 - Do you think just because he's procreated that 1136 00:55:56.135 --> 00:55:56.918 that will elicit my sympathy? 1137 00:55:57.092 --> 00:55:58.833 - No... 1138 00:55:59.007 --> 00:56:01.836 - This book will launch your writing career, Winnie. 1139 00:56:02.010 --> 00:56:05.274 - Right, and I am so grateful for that. Really, I am. 1140 00:56:05.449 --> 00:56:06.275 But Inga-- 1141 00:56:06.450 --> 00:56:08.060 - But what?! What?! 1142 00:56:08.582 --> 00:56:11.193 You... Oh, you have feelings for him? 1143 00:56:12.107 --> 00:56:13.413 Oh, you want me to play mommy! 1144 00:56:13.587 --> 00:56:14.371 Give you a little huggy wuggy? 1145 00:56:14.545 --> 00:56:16.285 Is that it? Huh? 1146 00:56:16.460 --> 00:56:18.636 Get over it, Winnie! I don't pay you to feel. 1147 00:56:18.810 --> 00:56:22.901 - Okay, I just think that if you give me a week to date other people, 1148 00:56:23.075 --> 00:56:24.859 I can write about somebody else. I promise you. 1149 00:56:25.033 --> 00:56:27.166 I can write just as good about other people. 1150 00:56:27.340 --> 00:56:30.909 - Fine! If it will get you over this schoolgirl infatuation. 1151 00:56:31.083 --> 00:56:35.392 But I expect you to start turning in content for the book ASAP. 1152 00:56:35.566 --> 00:56:37.437 - Whatever you need, Inga! 1153 00:56:37.611 --> 00:56:39.396 - Don't touch my desk, Winnie. 1154 00:56:40.788 --> 00:56:43.182 We're done. - Yes, yes! 1155 00:56:47.012 --> 00:56:48.013 - Are you mad at me? 1156 00:56:49.275 --> 00:56:52.191 - No, mate. I'm not mad. 1157 00:56:53.322 --> 00:56:57.065 - I'm sorry about... about the nightgown. 1158 00:56:58.197 --> 00:56:59.416 And the GPS, and... 1159 00:57:00.417 --> 00:57:01.679 dyeing your mouth red. 1160 00:57:02.462 --> 00:57:04.812 I, uh... It was all me. 1161 00:57:04.986 --> 00:57:07.206 [scoffs] 1162 00:57:07.380 --> 00:57:09.164 I mean, if I had known it was Winnie that you were dating, then... 1163 00:57:09.991 --> 00:57:10.992 [sighs] 1164 00:57:11.166 --> 00:57:12.124 Moral of the story is I... 1165 00:57:13.212 --> 00:57:15.170 I shouldn't have been messing with your dates. 1166 00:57:16.302 --> 00:57:17.259 I'm sorry. 1167 00:57:17.999 --> 00:57:18.696 - Thanks. 1168 00:57:20.001 --> 00:57:21.350 You know, I figured it was you. 1169 00:57:21.525 --> 00:57:24.832 - I think I'm just nervous... 1170 00:57:25.006 --> 00:57:29.315 about you actually liking someone. You know? 1171 00:57:29.489 --> 00:57:33.014 It's just been you and me for so long, and... 1172 00:57:33.188 --> 00:57:35.713 - Hey, you know I was actually scared to introduce you? 1173 00:57:37.410 --> 00:57:38.542 You can be quite the harsh critic, Ty. 1174 00:57:38.716 --> 00:57:40.021 - Yeah, I know. 1175 00:57:41.022 --> 00:57:43.198 But I don't think you should give up. 1176 00:57:43.372 --> 00:57:45.157 She's... She's actually really cool. 1177 00:57:46.332 --> 00:57:48.073 She helped me ask Jada out. 1178 00:57:49.683 --> 00:57:51.685 She's a really nice lady. 1179 00:57:53.600 --> 00:57:55.341 I'll try not to be so critical anymore. 1180 00:57:55.515 --> 00:57:57.038 - Thanks, Ty. 1181 00:57:59.084 --> 00:58:00.085 Yeah. 1182 00:58:01.086 --> 00:58:03.305 [soft music] 1183 00:58:11.139 --> 00:58:13.098 [sighs] - This is garbage. 1184 00:58:18.712 --> 00:58:20.279 [phone vibrating] 1185 00:58:23.456 --> 00:58:25.023 Oh, hey, Mom. - Hi, Winnie! 1186 00:58:26.154 --> 00:58:27.460 I was just reading your column. 1187 00:58:28.200 --> 00:58:30.289 You are Luckless, yes? 1188 00:58:30.463 --> 00:58:32.900 - Uh, yes, why? Who's asking? 1189 00:58:33.074 --> 00:58:36.251 [sighs] - Some of those jokes are a little crude, darling. 1190 00:58:37.035 --> 00:58:39.646 And I noticed that you're relying very heavily on slang. 1191 00:58:39.820 --> 00:58:42.431 [chuckling nervously] - Okay, Mom, since when do you read Mush? 1192 00:58:42.606 --> 00:58:44.042 - Well, I was curious! 1193 00:58:45.391 --> 00:58:47.611 The women at beauty salon couldn't stop talking about it. 1194 00:58:48.612 --> 00:58:50.918 And that boy, the Player, 1195 00:58:51.092 --> 00:58:53.094 he sounds like a good fit. 1196 00:58:53.268 --> 00:58:55.270 - Yeah, I'm actually not seeing him anymore. 1197 00:58:56.141 --> 00:58:57.795 - Did your posture just change? 1198 00:58:58.665 --> 00:59:00.145 You sound like you're slouching, honey. 1199 00:59:00.319 --> 00:59:02.495 - Okay, well, um... 1200 00:59:02.669 --> 00:59:05.890 Mom, I, I... I really actually have to get back to work, so I gotta go. 1201 00:59:06.064 --> 00:59:07.065 - Oh, okay. 1202 00:59:07.239 --> 00:59:09.110 Well, hang on to that young boy. 1203 00:59:09.284 --> 00:59:12.244 You know how your mummy loves a British accent. 1204 00:59:12.418 --> 00:59:14.202 - Okay, Mom. Bye. 1205 00:59:18.293 --> 00:59:19.164 What? 1206 00:59:20.992 --> 00:59:22.297 - And here we are. 1207 00:59:22.471 --> 00:59:23.429 This is where our associates are, 1208 00:59:23.603 --> 00:59:24.430 we have a boardroom back there, 1209 00:59:24.604 --> 00:59:26.171 but this is the guy. 1210 00:59:26.345 --> 00:59:30.044 Ret, this is Jason Byrd. Guy's got a great arm. 1211 00:59:31.045 --> 00:59:32.438 [light music] 1212 00:59:40.141 --> 00:59:41.752 - I liked him. Good kid. 1213 00:59:42.709 --> 00:59:45.190 That's the kind of player we need more of around here. 1214 00:59:45.712 --> 00:59:49.368 You know, humble, hard-working, in it for the love of the game 1215 00:59:50.064 --> 00:59:52.327 and not because he wants all the latest sneakers. 1216 00:59:52.501 --> 00:59:54.025 - Well, he's a diamond in the rough. 1217 00:59:54.199 --> 00:59:56.201 But we still need those big wins like Dirk, Ret. 1218 00:59:57.071 --> 00:59:58.769 Not that I've got any chance of signing him now. 1219 01:00:00.292 --> 01:00:01.641 - Why? 1220 01:00:02.511 --> 01:00:04.078 Is something going on with that girl? 1221 01:00:04.383 --> 01:00:06.472 - Uh, she's just ignoring me. 1222 01:00:06.646 --> 01:00:08.387 I guess you can count me out of the gala. 1223 01:00:08.561 --> 01:00:10.519 - Maybe she's just busy with work. 1224 01:00:10.694 --> 01:00:13.653 - No, no. I just dropped the ball and didn't tell her about Ty. 1225 01:00:13.827 --> 01:00:17.091 I mean, I wanted to do it the right way and introduce them but... 1226 01:00:17.265 --> 01:00:19.877 He walked in on one of our dates and now she's ghosting me. 1227 01:00:20.051 --> 01:00:23.010 - Ghosting? Hold on, she died? 1228 01:00:23.184 --> 01:00:25.143 - No, Ret, you old boot. 1229 01:00:25.578 --> 01:00:28.537 Ghosting is when someone you're dating stops responding to you. 1230 01:00:28.712 --> 01:00:30.061 - Ah... [chuckling] 1231 01:00:30.235 --> 01:00:31.802 - I totally understand 1232 01:00:31.976 --> 01:00:33.542 why so many women hated me for ghosting them. 1233 01:00:33.717 --> 01:00:35.066 It's really insensitive. 1234 01:00:35.240 --> 01:00:37.242 - Have you tried a grand gesture? 1235 01:00:37.416 --> 01:00:39.548 Like a good romantic comedy? 1236 01:00:39.723 --> 01:00:43.944 You show up unexpectedly with a boom box over your head. 1237 01:00:44.118 --> 01:00:48.253 If you want to come to the party, you know my terms. 1238 01:00:48.427 --> 01:00:50.821 - A grand gesture? - Think big. 1239 01:00:53.780 --> 01:00:56.043 - Now let's move on to the Luckless column. 1240 01:00:56.217 --> 01:00:57.262 Winnie! Winnie. 1241 01:00:57.436 --> 01:00:58.785 The numbers are tanking dear, 1242 01:00:58.959 --> 01:01:00.134 it's time to bring back the Player. 1243 01:01:00.657 --> 01:01:01.832 - Well I, uh... 1244 01:01:02.006 --> 01:01:03.050 - Okay, okay! 1245 01:01:04.573 --> 01:01:08.316 I'm sensing you're about to give me a whole energy here of excuses, 1246 01:01:08.490 --> 01:01:12.146 and I'm gonna need you to change that around to a whole energy of solutions. 1247 01:01:12.625 --> 01:01:14.453 Yeah, Winnie. Help me help you. 1248 01:01:14.627 --> 01:01:17.238 [all snapping] Help me help you. Mm-hmm! 1249 01:01:18.283 --> 01:01:20.633 Help me help you! 1250 01:01:21.765 --> 01:01:24.681 Pierre, like you mean it! Yeah, okay. 1251 01:01:28.772 --> 01:01:30.687 - They're so happy. - Mmm. 1252 01:01:31.775 --> 01:01:33.515 [TV shuts off] 1253 01:01:33.690 --> 01:01:37.911 - Uh, okay! First of all, I was really invested in that movie. 1254 01:01:38.085 --> 01:01:41.959 Second of all, how long is this pity party gonna go on for? 1255 01:01:42.133 --> 01:01:43.612 [sighs] You need a plan, Winnie. 1256 01:01:45.876 --> 01:01:49.923 - Okay, well, I'll make up some posts and I'll pretend that the real Player is back. 1257 01:01:50.097 --> 01:01:51.446 And Inga, she won't know the difference. 1258 01:01:51.620 --> 01:01:53.057 [Holden]: Winnie Rhodes! 1259 01:01:54.841 --> 01:01:58.192 - Did you hear that? Or have I had too much wine? 1260 01:01:59.585 --> 01:02:02.109 [Holden]: Hey! - What's he doing here? 1261 01:02:02.283 --> 01:02:05.896 - Is that Player? What's he doing?! 1262 01:02:06.070 --> 01:02:08.202 [Holden]: Winnie! - I'm not sure, just, uh... 1263 01:02:09.464 --> 01:02:10.378 - Winnie Rhodes! 1264 01:02:16.341 --> 01:02:18.604 - Wha... What are you doing here?! 1265 01:02:18.778 --> 01:02:21.128 - I gotta to talk to you! - Holden! 1266 01:02:21.302 --> 01:02:23.000 - Okay, I'm gonna start singing. 1267 01:02:23.174 --> 01:02:25.219 - No! No, no, no, Holden! 1268 01:02:25.393 --> 01:02:27.308 [Holden]: And all of your neighbours are gonna hate you for it! 1269 01:02:27.482 --> 01:02:30.137 - No, no! Holden, Holden, don't! 1270 01:02:30.311 --> 01:02:34.272 - This is for Winnie Rhodes, everyone! For Winnie Rhodes! 1271 01:02:34.446 --> 01:02:36.013 - No! Holden, no! 1272 01:02:36.187 --> 01:02:38.058 [instrumental music] 1273 01:02:39.364 --> 01:02:41.758 [singing off-key]: It had to be you! 1274 01:02:43.498 --> 01:02:44.586 [scoffs] 1275 01:02:46.240 --> 01:02:47.328 - Okay, are there two cats fighting in the alleyway, 1276 01:02:47.502 --> 01:02:49.374 or is that his singing voice? 1277 01:02:49.548 --> 01:02:50.592 - That's his singing voice! 1278 01:02:50.767 --> 01:02:52.899 - Skeetley-da! 1279 01:02:53.073 --> 01:02:55.554 - How have you still not learned the lyrics?! 1280 01:02:55.728 --> 01:03:00.037 - Dee-dah! It had to be... you! 1281 01:03:00.211 --> 01:03:02.039 - Holden, no! Okay, fine! Fine, fine, fine! fine! I'll talk to you. Just... 1282 01:03:02.213 --> 01:03:03.083 I'll talk to you! 1283 01:03:03.257 --> 01:03:04.258 Please just stop singing. 1284 01:03:04.432 --> 01:03:05.477 [laughing] 1285 01:03:05.651 --> 01:03:07.305 I'll just, I'll come down, okay? 1286 01:03:07.479 --> 01:03:08.436 - Okay. 1287 01:03:09.611 --> 01:03:10.482 God... 1288 01:03:11.222 --> 01:03:12.092 [music stops] 1289 01:03:13.224 --> 01:03:14.007 [chuckling] 1290 01:03:14.181 --> 01:03:15.139 - I'm an idiot. 1291 01:03:16.531 --> 01:03:18.316 Where have you been, Win? 1292 01:03:20.057 --> 01:03:21.885 - I, uh... When I found out about Ty, I-- 1293 01:03:22.059 --> 01:03:24.583 - I know what's going on. - You do? 1294 01:03:25.105 --> 01:03:27.542 - You got scared. I'm scared too, Win. 1295 01:03:28.065 --> 01:03:32.069 - Well, it's not that. I mean, it is sort of that, 1296 01:03:32.417 --> 01:03:33.461 but um... 1297 01:03:34.419 --> 01:03:35.855 Holden, my job-- 1298 01:03:36.029 --> 01:03:38.075 - You can write whatever you want. Job or no job. 1299 01:03:38.249 --> 01:03:39.076 You're brilliant. 1300 01:03:41.121 --> 01:03:42.688 - You're being too kind. - No. I'm being honest. 1301 01:03:43.297 --> 01:03:45.822 I mean, if this job is that important to you, I'll support it. 1302 01:03:46.518 --> 01:03:47.562 I just want you to be happy. 1303 01:03:47.736 --> 01:03:49.695 But Ty really likes you. 1304 01:03:51.740 --> 01:03:53.046 - Now what? 1305 01:03:54.787 --> 01:03:56.049 - You could quit ghosting me. 1306 01:03:57.050 --> 01:03:58.051 That's absolute torture, that. 1307 01:04:00.053 --> 01:04:02.969 Tomorrow, my boss is having a dinner and Ty's gonna be there, 1308 01:04:03.143 --> 01:04:06.103 and I want everyone to meet the right way. Will you come? 1309 01:04:06.277 --> 01:04:07.191 - I'd love to. 1310 01:04:09.193 --> 01:04:12.065 - And keep Saturday open. - For what? 1311 01:04:12.239 --> 01:04:14.154 [chuckling] - You'll see. 1312 01:04:17.592 --> 01:04:19.116 See you tomorrow. - Yeah. 1313 01:04:19.290 --> 01:04:21.901 - Do you know how hard it was to find a boom-box? 1314 01:04:22.075 --> 01:04:23.076 - Yeah, I bet! 1315 01:04:24.208 --> 01:04:26.297 - Tomorrow! - Tomorrow. 1316 01:04:28.690 --> 01:04:30.127 [Holden laughing] 1317 01:04:31.693 --> 01:04:32.433 [soft music] 1318 01:04:32.607 --> 01:04:34.131 [chuckling] 1319 01:04:36.655 --> 01:04:38.091 I... [laughing] 1320 01:04:47.231 --> 01:04:48.232 Okay. 1321 01:05:06.598 --> 01:05:07.991 [phone vibrating] 1322 01:05:12.473 --> 01:05:13.866 - Hello? 1323 01:05:14.040 --> 01:05:16.042 - Your numbers are through the roof. 1324 01:05:16.216 --> 01:05:18.175 The fans are buzzing about Player's return. 1325 01:05:18.349 --> 01:05:20.873 Too sentimental for my own tastes, 1326 01:05:21.047 --> 01:05:23.528 but the metrics are great. - Okay! Yeah, that's good. 1327 01:05:23.702 --> 01:05:26.879 - And how are the last chapters of the book coming along? 1328 01:05:27.053 --> 01:05:29.055 - Well, um, I...I almost finished it, 1329 01:05:29.229 --> 01:05:33.190 but actually, uh, I wanted to talk you about the break-up post, um... 1330 01:05:33.364 --> 01:05:34.931 - We can discuss that later. 1331 01:05:35.105 --> 01:05:36.845 I've moved the Times shoot up to today. 1332 01:05:37.020 --> 01:05:38.499 - Wait, what?! 1333 01:05:38.673 --> 01:05:39.848 - We are rushing the book launch to next week. 1334 01:05:40.023 --> 01:05:41.024 - Inga! 1335 01:05:41.198 --> 01:05:42.329 - We need to ride this momentu! 1336 01:05:42.503 --> 01:05:43.156 You know, we've only got 1337 01:05:43.330 --> 01:05:44.636 one more column, 1338 01:05:44.810 --> 01:05:46.420 and then we're hitting the shelves. 1339 01:05:46.594 --> 01:05:47.552 So meet me at the office in three hours. 1340 01:05:47.726 --> 01:05:49.075 And please, Winnie, 1341 01:05:49.249 --> 01:05:50.859 detangle your hair before you arrive, 1342 01:05:51.034 --> 01:05:52.165 for everyone's sake. 1343 01:05:55.081 --> 01:05:57.344 [sighs] - No, no, no, no, no! 1344 01:05:57.518 --> 01:05:58.780 Ugh! 1345 01:06:00.130 --> 01:06:01.392 [indistinct chatter] 1346 01:06:03.220 --> 01:06:08.007 - It's fine... - Dad, chill! You're making me-- 1347 01:06:08.181 --> 01:06:10.096 - Hi! Hi, hi! - Hey! 1348 01:06:10.270 --> 01:06:11.489 Sorry, I'm late. - It's good to see you. 1349 01:06:11.663 --> 01:06:13.143 Hey! 1350 01:06:15.014 --> 01:06:16.929 - Wow, you look beautiful. 1351 01:06:17.103 --> 01:06:19.714 - So, are you done ghosting my dad now? 1352 01:06:20.367 --> 01:06:22.543 I mean, I thought he was gonna have an aneurysm there for a few days. 1353 01:06:22.717 --> 01:06:24.937 [laughing] - Really? 1354 01:06:25.111 --> 01:06:26.895 - No, he's just a teenager. He doesn't know what he's talking about. 1355 01:06:27.070 --> 01:06:28.071 - Yeah, I do! 1356 01:06:29.289 --> 01:06:31.378 He was stalking your social media nonstop. 1357 01:06:31.552 --> 01:06:33.598 - Oh! - Total creep status. 1358 01:06:33.772 --> 01:06:35.774 - Ty! Shall we? [awkward chuckling] 1359 01:06:38.081 --> 01:06:38.864 You're grounded. 1360 01:06:39.038 --> 01:06:40.474 [light music] 1361 01:06:40.648 --> 01:06:44.087 - Oh, hi. Good to see you. - Young man... 1362 01:06:44.261 --> 01:06:46.350 - Ret. This is Winnie. 1363 01:06:46.524 --> 01:06:48.917 - Hi. - It's so nice to meet you. 1364 01:06:49.092 --> 01:06:51.616 - You too. I've heard only great things. 1365 01:06:52.443 --> 01:06:54.662 - Oh, really? - Oh yeah, yeah. 1366 01:06:54.836 --> 01:06:56.925 Holden always talks about how lucky he is to have a boss like you. 1367 01:06:57.100 --> 01:06:58.971 - Well... - I like her. 1368 01:06:59.145 --> 01:07:00.929 She knows that compliments are a way to my heart. 1369 01:07:01.104 --> 01:07:03.802 - Well, in that case, uh, you have a great smile. 1370 01:07:03.976 --> 01:07:05.369 [chuckling] 1371 01:07:07.588 --> 01:07:09.112 - Off to a great start. 1372 01:07:13.246 --> 01:07:14.160 - Okay! 1373 01:07:17.250 --> 01:07:19.122 [all laughing] 1374 01:07:19.426 --> 01:07:21.820 - So I programmed his GPS to only direct 1375 01:07:21.994 --> 01:07:24.953 him to a hair plug doctor, and Toupees and Beyond. 1376 01:07:25.128 --> 01:07:26.433 [laughing] 1377 01:07:26.607 --> 01:07:27.913 - I mean, how did you even do that? 1378 01:07:28.087 --> 01:07:30.220 - Um, I'm good with technology. 1379 01:07:30.394 --> 01:07:33.092 My generation was practically born with tablets glued to our hands. 1380 01:07:33.266 --> 01:07:34.528 [laughing] 1381 01:07:35.181 --> 01:07:36.835 - If he's balding, you can tell me. 1382 01:07:37.009 --> 01:07:39.968 - Oh, hi! Talking about me? - Don't worry about it! 1383 01:07:40.143 --> 01:07:41.448 [Ty]: Some other bald guy. - Oh! 1384 01:07:41.622 --> 01:07:43.102 [Winnie]: Inside joke. - Oh... 1385 01:07:44.451 --> 01:07:46.236 - I like her. 1386 01:07:46.410 --> 01:07:47.498 [Winnie whispers]: You can tell if he's balding. Go on. 1387 01:07:47.672 --> 01:07:48.760 [Ty]: I mean, he could be. 1388 01:07:49.456 --> 01:07:51.154 - Really? - You're in. 1389 01:07:55.767 --> 01:07:58.378 - Well, thanks for coming. You were a real hit. 1390 01:07:59.597 --> 01:08:00.511 One more thing. 1391 01:08:01.990 --> 01:08:04.254 Come with me tomorrow to the Insiders Gala. 1392 01:08:05.168 --> 01:08:07.561 - Are you serious? - As my girlfriend. 1393 01:08:09.607 --> 01:08:10.564 - Just kiss already! 1394 01:08:19.312 --> 01:08:22.533 - I'll, uh... I'll figure it out. 1395 01:08:22.707 --> 01:08:24.056 - Okay. Let's find a way. 1396 01:08:33.718 --> 01:08:34.719 I'm gonna see you tomorrow? 1397 01:08:36.024 --> 01:08:37.156 [soft music] 1398 01:08:39.550 --> 01:08:40.507 [car driving off] 1399 01:08:45.121 --> 01:08:46.557 Thanks for the advice! [laughing] 1400 01:08:47.123 --> 01:08:48.167 Romantic! 1401 01:08:57.611 --> 01:09:00.962 - Absolutely not. If you pull out of this book deal, 1402 01:09:01.137 --> 01:09:03.791 I will sick every single attorney in the city on you 1403 01:09:03.965 --> 01:09:06.054 and I will eat you alive. 1404 01:09:06.229 --> 01:09:07.534 Got it? 1405 01:09:09.101 --> 01:09:11.364 You signed on to do a break-up column and a tell-all book. 1406 01:09:12.322 --> 01:09:15.151 Well, I want a break-up! Got it? 1407 01:09:16.413 --> 01:09:18.328 - Yeah. I understand. - Good! 1408 01:09:18.502 --> 01:09:21.635 I expect to see your post tonight. 1409 01:09:24.029 --> 01:09:25.291 Don't disappoint me. 1410 01:09:38.130 --> 01:09:39.653 [soft music] 1411 01:09:43.091 --> 01:09:45.572 - Wow. - Too much? 1412 01:09:46.791 --> 01:09:49.489 - No, No, you're perfect. 1413 01:09:52.100 --> 01:09:53.406 [upbeat music] 1414 01:09:58.106 --> 01:09:59.412 [indistinct chatter] 1415 01:09:59.586 --> 01:10:01.022 Here we are. 1416 01:10:08.204 --> 01:10:09.770 I have to say that... 1417 01:10:12.164 --> 01:10:14.297 it's been a long time since I've enjoyed spending time with someone this much. 1418 01:10:15.602 --> 01:10:16.864 - Yeah, me too. 1419 01:10:17.038 --> 01:10:18.170 Uh... 1420 01:10:20.172 --> 01:10:22.218 Holden, there's just something I've been, um... 1421 01:10:22.392 --> 01:10:24.002 I've been meaning to tell you. 1422 01:10:24.176 --> 01:10:26.004 - Yeah, you can tell me anything. 1423 01:10:26.178 --> 01:10:27.223 - Uh... 1424 01:10:30.269 --> 01:10:33.098 Well, the, uh, the column I'm writing right now, 1425 01:10:33.272 --> 01:10:35.274 it's very personal. 1426 01:10:35.622 --> 01:10:37.058 - Okay. 1427 01:10:37.233 --> 01:10:39.452 - What I'm trying to say is that, um... 1428 01:10:41.149 --> 01:10:45.632 Tomorrow, there's a big release, and well, I'm supposed to... 1429 01:10:45.806 --> 01:10:49.332 - Hey! Hey, there he is! - Hey! 1430 01:10:49.506 --> 01:10:50.855 - Wicked. 1431 01:10:51.029 --> 01:10:52.987 - Would you excuse me? I just need to... 1432 01:10:53.161 --> 01:10:54.772 go to the restroom. 1433 01:10:56.600 --> 01:10:59.994 - Holden! Please tell me you have some deals for me. 1434 01:11:00.168 --> 01:11:01.213 - Uh, you see that... 1435 01:11:01.387 --> 01:11:03.302 You see that guy right there? 1436 01:11:03.476 --> 01:11:06.087 The CEO of the biggest sports department store on the planet. 1437 01:11:07.045 --> 01:11:08.568 Just happens to be my golfing buddy. 1438 01:11:10.178 --> 01:11:11.441 [rhythmic music] 1439 01:11:13.443 --> 01:11:16.359 - We expected-- - Oh! Hi, Ret! 1440 01:11:16.533 --> 01:11:18.012 - Oh, there you are, Winnie. 1441 01:11:18.186 --> 01:11:20.188 - How are you? It's good to see you. 1442 01:11:20.363 --> 01:11:22.060 - I'm doing a lot better 1443 01:11:22.234 --> 01:11:25.193 now that my top agent has his head out of his rear end. 1444 01:11:25.368 --> 01:11:26.369 [laughing] 1445 01:11:26.543 --> 01:11:27.892 And you to thank for that. 1446 01:11:28.066 --> 01:11:30.373 - Oh no, no, I can't take credit for that. 1447 01:11:30.547 --> 01:11:31.896 - Oh, yes, you can. 1448 01:11:32.070 --> 01:11:34.507 - Would you excuse me? - Yeah! 1449 01:11:34.681 --> 01:11:36.030 - I just, I need to, um... - Sure, absolutely. 1450 01:11:36.204 --> 01:11:37.597 Hmm. 1451 01:11:37.771 --> 01:11:39.556 - So, when do you think I'd get paid? 1452 01:11:39.730 --> 01:11:41.906 - Well, um, that depends... 1453 01:11:42.080 --> 01:11:43.081 - Well, hello there! 1454 01:11:44.038 --> 01:11:45.301 I'm Dirk. 1455 01:11:45.475 --> 01:11:47.564 Are you texting your boyfriend? 1456 01:11:47.738 --> 01:11:49.827 - Actually, I'm reading Luckless. 1457 01:11:50.610 --> 01:11:53.570 - Luckless? No way, I love that column! 1458 01:11:53.744 --> 01:11:55.354 Player is a hot mess. 1459 01:11:55.528 --> 01:11:57.095 - Wait, what are we talking about? 1460 01:11:57.269 --> 01:11:59.097 - Oh, it's the most popular dating column ever. 1461 01:11:59.271 --> 01:12:01.404 - This girl is dating this guy who's a player, 1462 01:12:01.578 --> 01:12:03.928 and he's a disaster. - Okay. 1463 01:12:04.102 --> 01:12:06.931 - And they went on a date, and a woman he used to see-- 1464 01:12:07.105 --> 01:12:08.324 - Poured a drink on him! 1465 01:12:08.498 --> 01:12:09.499 - Remember the doorbell ditching? 1466 01:12:09.673 --> 01:12:11.022 - No, no, no, the jazz date! 1467 01:12:11.196 --> 01:12:12.937 [singing off-key]: It had to be you! 1468 01:12:13.111 --> 01:12:14.068 [laughing] 1469 01:12:14.242 --> 01:12:15.940 Awful, awful, awful! 1470 01:12:16.114 --> 01:12:19.073 - I've made my decision. I'm letting Holden take over. 1471 01:12:19.813 --> 01:12:21.772 He's convinced me that he's got what it takes. 1472 01:12:22.599 --> 01:12:24.470 I thought for sure he was faking it with Winnie 1473 01:12:24.644 --> 01:12:28.039 just to get into the parties so he could sign Dirk, but now-- 1474 01:12:32.739 --> 01:12:34.437 [sighs] 1475 01:12:34.611 --> 01:12:36.961 - I can't believe he showed up to a date with red teeth! 1476 01:12:37.135 --> 01:12:38.963 [laughing] Oh, yo, Holden. 1477 01:12:39.137 --> 01:12:42.009 You said that your date works at Mush, right? 1478 01:12:42.183 --> 01:12:44.795 Maybe she knows who Luckless is. - Excuse me. 1479 01:12:46.144 --> 01:12:47.624 Winnie. - Holden, don't. 1480 01:12:47.798 --> 01:12:49.147 - All this time you were writing about me, huh? 1481 01:12:50.409 --> 01:12:51.410 Using me, that's your big secret. 1482 01:12:51.584 --> 01:12:53.456 - Yeah, and you were using me 1483 01:12:53.630 --> 01:12:56.023 to get to some baseball player, right? 1484 01:12:56.197 --> 01:12:58.286 I was your ticket in here so you could get some big endorsement deal? Is that it? 1485 01:12:58.461 --> 01:13:00.463 - Well, you would know about putting work in front of everything! 1486 01:13:00.637 --> 01:13:02.334 Hmm? Wouldn't you? 1487 01:13:02.508 --> 01:13:04.380 Making a fool of me in front of millions of people! 1488 01:13:04.554 --> 01:13:05.946 Millions! 1489 01:13:06.120 --> 01:13:07.426 Making fun of my singing voice?! 1490 01:13:07.600 --> 01:13:08.601 I didn't even want to sing that night! 1491 01:13:08.775 --> 01:13:10.777 - Whoa, wait, Holden, you're-- 1492 01:13:10.951 --> 01:13:12.953 - And you used me so that you could chase your next big paycheque, 1493 01:13:13.127 --> 01:13:15.434 because guess what? 1494 01:13:15.608 --> 01:13:18.176 This was never about you opening up so that Ty could have some... some stability! 1495 01:13:18.350 --> 01:13:19.873 No! This was always about money, 1496 01:13:20.047 --> 01:13:21.048 because that's all you care about. 1497 01:13:21.222 --> 01:13:22.920 - You honestly think I would 1498 01:13:23.094 --> 01:13:24.269 introduce you to my son if I wasn't serious about you? 1499 01:13:24.443 --> 01:13:26.227 - Hmm, how would I know, huh? 1500 01:13:26.402 --> 01:13:28.055 You seem like you're pretty good at hiding who you really are. 1501 01:13:28.229 --> 01:13:31.102 - Well, that makes two of us. Doesn't it, Luckless? 1502 01:13:32.799 --> 01:13:35.323 - Yep! You're right! I'm Luckless! 1503 01:13:35.498 --> 01:13:37.543 I hope everybody enjoyed the show. 1504 01:13:37.717 --> 01:13:40.633 Oh, and one more thing. Holden here, he is the player! 1505 01:13:40.807 --> 01:13:42.330 - Yeah! - The one and only! 1506 01:13:42.505 --> 01:13:43.984 [laughing] 1507 01:13:44.158 --> 01:13:46.117 You know what? 1508 01:13:46.291 --> 01:13:48.467 I'm gonna do what I should have done on that very first date. 1509 01:13:52.428 --> 01:13:54.125 Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry! 1510 01:13:56.214 --> 01:13:58.608 Just for the record, that was supposed to hit him, not you. I'm really sorry! 1511 01:14:02.002 --> 01:14:03.700 - That was hilarious! 1512 01:14:06.006 --> 01:14:08.139 [laughing] 1513 01:14:08.313 --> 01:14:10.010 [soft music] 1514 01:14:13.492 --> 01:14:14.580 [laughing] 1515 01:14:20.107 --> 01:14:21.718 - Hey! - Hey. 1516 01:14:22.458 --> 01:14:23.459 - How'd it go? 1517 01:14:26.505 --> 01:14:29.856 What happened? Winnie! 1518 01:14:30.030 --> 01:14:31.205 [crying] 1519 01:14:36.123 --> 01:14:37.255 Did you tell him? 1520 01:14:38.386 --> 01:14:39.779 - Mm-hmm. Yeah, I told him. 1521 01:14:40.345 --> 01:14:44.218 - Okay, it's gonna be okay. Come on. Sit down. Come on. 1522 01:14:47.570 --> 01:14:50.224 Don't cry, you're gonna make me cry, okay? 1523 01:14:52.226 --> 01:14:53.793 You know what always makes me feel better? 1524 01:14:55.752 --> 01:14:57.057 Eating a snack. 1525 01:14:57.362 --> 01:14:58.406 [chuckling] 1526 01:14:59.712 --> 01:15:00.974 Come on, you want one? 1527 01:15:02.106 --> 01:15:03.368 - Okay. - Yeah? 1528 01:15:03.542 --> 01:15:05.805 - Cheers. - Cheers. Cheers. 1529 01:15:06.284 --> 01:15:08.329 It's gonna be okay. Okay? 1530 01:15:22.300 --> 01:15:24.345 [indistinct chatter] 1531 01:15:25.172 --> 01:15:27.566 - Sorry for ruining yet another one of your events. 1532 01:15:28.611 --> 01:15:30.787 - You're not the only one to fumble the ball today. 1533 01:15:31.657 --> 01:15:34.138 I shouldn't have let it slip about our arrangement. 1534 01:15:34.617 --> 01:15:36.096 - Would've been nice. 1535 01:15:37.054 --> 01:15:39.709 No, mate, I'm just not made for commitment. 1536 01:15:41.145 --> 01:15:42.973 - Just because it didn't work out with Winnie, 1537 01:15:43.147 --> 01:15:44.409 doesn't mean that it wasn't worthwhile. 1538 01:15:45.149 --> 01:15:48.282 You let yourself fall, it's a good thing. 1539 01:15:49.153 --> 01:15:50.458 - Well, at least I got Dirk. 1540 01:15:51.329 --> 01:15:53.070 He's got his shoe deal now. 1541 01:15:53.244 --> 01:15:55.159 - Mm-hmm, sure does. 1542 01:15:56.247 --> 01:15:58.249 [light music] 1543 01:16:01.469 --> 01:16:03.080 [mimicking trumpet fanfare] 1544 01:16:04.298 --> 01:16:06.300 - Big book release day! 1545 01:16:06.474 --> 01:16:07.998 [chuckling] 1546 01:16:08.172 --> 01:16:11.088 Want to get some celebratory brunch? 1547 01:16:12.524 --> 01:16:15.005 - No thanks. I think I'm just gonna stay here. 1548 01:16:17.529 --> 01:16:20.140 - I'm really sorry that I pressured you 1549 01:16:20.314 --> 01:16:22.142 to write about your personal life. 1550 01:16:22.316 --> 01:16:25.189 - No, no, no. No. You know, you and Inga were right, okay? 1551 01:16:25.363 --> 01:16:28.366 I was too afraid to put myself out there 1552 01:16:28.540 --> 01:16:30.107 that I was hiding behind this persona. 1553 01:16:30.281 --> 01:16:32.370 Okay, maybe I needed this. 1554 01:16:34.154 --> 01:16:37.462 - You know what? I'm gonna make us some brownies. 1555 01:16:37.636 --> 01:16:40.160 With actual butter. - Actual butter. 1556 01:16:40.334 --> 01:16:41.988 - And sugar. - And sugar. 1557 01:16:42.162 --> 01:16:43.076 - And joy. - And joy! 1558 01:16:43.250 --> 01:16:44.425 - Mm-hmm! [laughing] 1559 01:16:45.644 --> 01:16:47.124 - Thank you. - Of course. 1560 01:16:47.298 --> 01:16:48.473 [phone vibrating] 1561 01:16:51.476 --> 01:16:53.043 - Inga, hi! 1562 01:16:53.217 --> 01:16:55.654 - Your last column was fab! 1563 01:16:55.828 --> 01:16:58.265 And I got you a spot on Wake Up America! 1564 01:16:59.223 --> 01:17:00.616 Get ready to be a bestselling author! 1565 01:17:02.052 --> 01:17:02.966 - Oh, uh... 1566 01:17:03.967 --> 01:17:05.925 - What did she say? 1567 01:17:06.099 --> 01:17:09.886 - Uh... I'm gonna be on Wake Up America! 1568 01:17:10.060 --> 01:17:14.064 - You're gonna be on Wake Up America?! 1569 01:17:14.238 --> 01:17:15.631 - I'm gonna be on Wake Up America! 1570 01:17:15.805 --> 01:17:18.503 [laughing] - Oh my gosh! High-five, bestie! 1571 01:17:19.069 --> 01:17:20.592 Yes! - That was... 1572 01:17:21.071 --> 01:17:22.507 [laughing] 1573 01:17:25.553 --> 01:17:28.252 - 500K? They're lowballing me. 1574 01:17:28.426 --> 01:17:29.427 - You're still a rookie, Dirk. 1575 01:17:29.601 --> 01:17:30.558 - You know I'm worth triple. 1576 01:17:30.733 --> 01:17:32.604 - It's one shoe deal. 1577 01:17:32.778 --> 01:17:34.084 There's gonna be plenty more where that came from, trust me. 1578 01:17:34.258 --> 01:17:35.955 - No, no, it's about respect! 1579 01:17:36.129 --> 01:17:37.914 They're not showing me the respect I deserve. 1580 01:17:38.088 --> 01:17:40.220 - Respect? Respect?! 1581 01:17:40.743 --> 01:17:43.441 You want respect? Earn it on the field. 1582 01:17:43.615 --> 01:17:45.138 How many homers have you hit? 1583 01:17:45.704 --> 01:17:47.706 How many double plays have you made? Zero. 1584 01:17:48.185 --> 01:17:50.100 You're not even on that diamond yet. 1585 01:17:50.796 --> 01:17:52.624 - I'm gonna be the greatest player in the game. 1586 01:17:53.233 --> 01:17:55.105 Everyone says it! - Will you? 1587 01:17:56.149 --> 01:17:59.065 That's funny, because right now, all I see is an overconfident little prat 1588 01:17:59.805 --> 01:18:00.937 who only cares about endorsements. 1589 01:18:01.111 --> 01:18:02.503 You want to be great? 1590 01:18:02.678 --> 01:18:05.332 Shut up and play baseball. 1591 01:18:07.117 --> 01:18:08.945 - We're done. 1592 01:18:09.119 --> 01:18:10.294 I'm going with Eric's agency. 1593 01:18:10.947 --> 01:18:13.297 - Fantastic! Enjoy that. 1594 01:18:13.471 --> 01:18:14.602 - Bye, you little zit! 1595 01:18:15.299 --> 01:18:17.040 - Whatever, old man. 1596 01:18:19.738 --> 01:18:21.305 - You were right. 1597 01:18:21.479 --> 01:18:23.307 He's nothing but a little punk with no work ethic. 1598 01:18:24.264 --> 01:18:26.614 - What are you even doing here? Go home and be with Ty. 1599 01:18:26.789 --> 01:18:29.400 - He's got a girlfriend now, too busy for his dad. 1600 01:18:29.574 --> 01:18:31.358 How's that for irony? - Hmm! 1601 01:18:32.011 --> 01:18:34.753 - Uh, I need a distraction. - From Winnie. 1602 01:18:36.407 --> 01:18:38.670 "Love is the most important thing in the world. 1603 01:18:39.453 --> 01:18:42.979 But baseball is pretty good too." 1604 01:18:43.153 --> 01:18:45.590 - Yogi Berra always has the answers. 1605 01:18:45.764 --> 01:18:47.766 - Mm-hmm. Sure does. 1606 01:18:49.376 --> 01:18:54.251 So, Mr. CEO, tell me more about this pitcher, Jason Byrd. 1607 01:18:54.425 --> 01:18:55.339 Gotta sign him. 1608 01:18:56.035 --> 01:18:57.297 - Already got him, Ret. 1609 01:18:59.169 --> 01:18:59.952 - That's my boy. 1610 01:19:00.648 --> 01:19:01.693 [chuckling] 1611 01:19:02.433 --> 01:19:03.521 [exhaling] 1612 01:19:05.001 --> 01:19:05.871 - Ah! There you are. You're late! 1613 01:19:06.045 --> 01:19:07.917 - I'm 10 minutes early. 1614 01:19:08.091 --> 01:19:09.962 - Huh. Well, it always feels like you're late. 1615 01:19:10.136 --> 01:19:11.964 Whoa! No, no, people! 1616 01:19:12.138 --> 01:19:13.444 People! Was I not clear, here! 1617 01:19:13.618 --> 01:19:15.098 No processed foods! 1618 01:19:15.533 --> 01:19:17.535 - Inga, this is just like... it's a lot-- 1619 01:19:17.709 --> 01:19:20.190 - I know. - It's a lot more than I bargained for. 1620 01:19:20.364 --> 01:19:21.844 Like, I just... - Right, right, right. 1621 01:19:22.018 --> 01:19:23.976 I get it. I get it. 1622 01:19:24.150 --> 01:19:26.849 I mean, you're the t-shirt girl. 1623 01:19:27.023 --> 01:19:29.199 The girl who knows what a fourth down is. 1624 01:19:29.373 --> 01:19:32.028 But what sells is glamour. 1625 01:19:33.029 --> 01:19:34.682 So play the character. 1626 01:19:35.727 --> 01:19:38.121 - Play the character? - Exactly. 1627 01:19:38.295 --> 01:19:43.387 You're Luckless, the girl with the most captivating dating drama on the planet. 1628 01:19:43.561 --> 01:19:46.564 And soon, you'll be a bestselling author. 1629 01:19:47.565 --> 01:19:50.568 - Uh, Inga... Since you said if the book was a hit, 1630 01:19:50.742 --> 01:19:51.874 I can write anything I want... 1631 01:19:52.048 --> 01:19:54.354 - Anything within reason, yes. 1632 01:19:54.528 --> 01:19:56.879 - Yeah, well, I want to write fiction. I've started on-- 1633 01:19:57.053 --> 01:19:59.185 - Absolutely not. Never. 1634 01:19:59.664 --> 01:20:01.231 - So what am I allowed to write? 1635 01:20:01.405 --> 01:20:02.972 - You can write anything you want. 1636 01:20:03.146 --> 01:20:05.061 Uh... Dating faux pas. 1637 01:20:05.235 --> 01:20:07.063 Whether to get botox or filler... Or both! 1638 01:20:07.237 --> 01:20:08.412 - Inga, this wasn't our deal. 1639 01:20:10.109 --> 01:20:13.417 - Well, Winnie, you wanted to be a bestselling author. 1640 01:20:14.505 --> 01:20:15.462 I made that happen. 1641 01:20:17.116 --> 01:20:19.771 And I expect you to act accordingly. 1642 01:20:22.034 --> 01:20:23.296 Don't let me down, Winnie. 1643 01:20:25.168 --> 01:20:26.256 [scoffs] 1644 01:20:27.126 --> 01:20:29.259 Do not put that next to the veggies! 1645 01:20:31.217 --> 01:20:32.610 [soft music] 1646 01:20:41.749 --> 01:20:43.360 [chuckling] 1647 01:20:45.449 --> 01:20:48.278 [woman]: Welcome the author of the bestselling Luckless Guide to Love... 1648 01:20:48.452 --> 01:20:49.366 - Uh, Dad? 1649 01:20:49.540 --> 01:20:50.933 - Winnie Rhodes. 1650 01:20:51.107 --> 01:20:52.586 - Yes, yes! 1651 01:20:53.761 --> 01:20:58.723 - Winnie, your book has been a big success. What's next? 1652 01:21:01.987 --> 01:21:04.163 - Fiction actually. 1653 01:21:04.772 --> 01:21:08.124 Yeah, my next book started out as something just for me. 1654 01:21:09.168 --> 01:21:11.649 But then I thought, why not share it with the world? 1655 01:21:12.519 --> 01:21:15.740 Yeah, I mean, after all, I can write whatever I want. 1656 01:21:18.134 --> 01:21:19.962 - Yes! Go, girl! 1657 01:21:20.136 --> 01:21:21.789 That's what I'm talking about! 1658 01:21:21.964 --> 01:21:24.531 - For so long, all I wanted was to be successful. 1659 01:21:24.705 --> 01:21:27.970 I mean, so much so that I didn't actually really care what the cost was. 1660 01:21:28.144 --> 01:21:29.972 And then I, uh... 1661 01:21:30.146 --> 01:21:34.890 I ended up losing someone that meant a lot to me because of it. 1662 01:21:35.064 --> 01:21:37.631 - Dad! Dad, come here! Dad. - What? 1663 01:21:37.805 --> 01:21:39.982 - You have to watch this. - Nope. 1664 01:21:40.156 --> 01:21:41.809 - Well, hey, hey-- - Nope! 1665 01:21:41.984 --> 01:21:43.159 - If you're not gonna watch it, at the very least, 1666 01:21:43.333 --> 01:21:45.117 you have to listen! 1667 01:21:45.291 --> 01:21:46.597 - And I'm actually working on a novel right now, 1668 01:21:47.250 --> 01:21:50.993 which is about finding someone who is perfectly imperfect. 1669 01:21:51.167 --> 01:21:52.385 It's called Luck Strikes. 1670 01:21:53.343 --> 01:21:55.214 - Is this about the Player? 1671 01:21:55.388 --> 01:21:58.435 - It's, um... It's actually about two people. 1672 01:21:59.349 --> 01:22:02.047 Yeah, the Player is a package deal. 1673 01:22:02.613 --> 01:22:06.182 Yeah, he has a son. A really, really wonderful son. 1674 01:22:07.400 --> 01:22:12.188 And I once told him, his son, that honesty is the best policy. 1675 01:22:12.362 --> 01:22:14.059 Because that's what my dad taught me. 1676 01:22:16.279 --> 01:22:19.760 So, uh, yeah, I feel like the best way to honour him is to finally be honest. 1677 01:22:21.066 --> 01:22:23.286 - She's going to grand gesture. 1678 01:22:23.590 --> 01:22:28.117 - My time with the Player, as you all know it, was a mess. It was. 1679 01:22:28.291 --> 01:22:29.335 [doorbell ringing] 1680 01:22:31.642 --> 01:22:32.469 [laughing] 1681 01:22:34.123 --> 01:22:35.602 But you know, it wasn't entirely how I portrayed it. 1682 01:22:37.126 --> 01:22:38.736 - Wow. 1683 01:22:38.910 --> 01:22:41.347 - No, it wasn't all embarrassing and torturous. 1684 01:22:41.521 --> 01:22:44.481 - Skeetly-beh-bah! 1685 01:22:44.655 --> 01:22:48.485 - Most of it was actually... really fun. 1686 01:22:48.659 --> 01:22:50.704 And exciting, and... 1687 01:22:54.056 --> 01:22:55.231 It was love. 1688 01:22:58.756 --> 01:23:03.326 I'm sorry to my readers for not being true to myself. 1689 01:23:06.068 --> 01:23:09.723 Because the truth is, I fell hard. 1690 01:23:10.420 --> 01:23:11.638 [chuckling] 1691 01:23:13.162 --> 01:23:15.599 And I put my work ahead of that 1692 01:23:17.079 --> 01:23:18.428 because I had to play a character. 1693 01:23:18.602 --> 01:23:20.038 But that's not who I am. 1694 01:23:20.996 --> 01:23:22.040 So I'm sorry. 1695 01:23:23.520 --> 01:23:24.608 - That's my best friend. 1696 01:23:27.132 --> 01:23:28.960 - But, uh... no apology 1697 01:23:29.134 --> 01:23:33.051 is complete without a grand gesture, 1698 01:23:33.747 --> 01:23:37.142 So... here goes. 1699 01:23:37.795 --> 01:23:39.623 [chuckling] - Called it. 1700 01:23:40.450 --> 01:23:43.192 - Oh, I think she's gonna sing. - No way. 1701 01:23:44.454 --> 01:23:47.500 [singing shakily]: It had to be you... 1702 01:23:48.806 --> 01:23:51.200 It had to be you... 1703 01:23:52.462 --> 01:23:56.292 I wandered around and finally found... 1704 01:23:56.466 --> 01:23:58.685 somebody who... 1705 01:23:59.991 --> 01:24:02.341 made me be true. 1706 01:24:02.515 --> 01:24:04.300 [laughing] Sorry. 1707 01:24:05.475 --> 01:24:06.998 - Oh no... 1708 01:24:07.172 --> 01:24:08.869 [off-key]: Shibbity-do, bada-dee-bada-shoo. 1709 01:24:09.044 --> 01:24:10.349 - Oh! 1710 01:24:10.523 --> 01:24:14.136 Shoopity doo! Oh, that feels good. 1711 01:24:14.310 --> 01:24:15.485 - What is she doing? 1712 01:24:16.138 --> 01:24:17.226 - Oh... Oh, this is really... 1713 01:24:17.400 --> 01:24:18.401 [clears throat] 1714 01:24:18.575 --> 01:24:20.185 [off-key]: It had to be you! 1715 01:24:20.751 --> 01:24:21.795 You, you, you, you! 1716 01:24:23.101 --> 01:24:26.278 Shibbity-shibbity-shibbity! It had to be you. 1717 01:24:26.452 --> 01:24:27.410 It's 'cause he did that. Anyway... 1718 01:24:28.541 --> 01:24:33.416 [off-key]: It had to be you! 1719 01:24:38.160 --> 01:24:39.248 - Wow. 1720 01:24:39.639 --> 01:24:42.468 - I love you, Winnie. I love you. 1721 01:24:45.515 --> 01:24:48.300 - Thank you. Thank you. 1722 01:24:48.474 --> 01:24:50.781 - So? - So? So what? 1723 01:24:51.999 --> 01:24:53.218 - So let's go get her! 1724 01:24:54.698 --> 01:24:58.005 I mean, she loves you and you love her. 1725 01:24:58.180 --> 01:25:00.007 Isn't this kind of obvious? - Yeah, but-- 1726 01:25:00.182 --> 01:25:01.183 - When a girl grand gestures, 1727 01:25:01.357 --> 01:25:02.880 the guy has to go on this big 1728 01:25:03.054 --> 01:25:04.186 dramatic chase to reunite with her. 1729 01:25:05.491 --> 01:25:07.189 Everybody knows that! - How do you even know this? 1730 01:25:07.363 --> 01:25:10.235 - You're wasting time! Just grab your keys, let's go! 1731 01:25:10.409 --> 01:25:14.152 - Okay. Yeah, let's go! - Hurry up! 1732 01:25:16.720 --> 01:25:18.548 - Winnie! Hi. 1733 01:25:19.070 --> 01:25:22.682 Uh, I don't know what that was back there, but... 1734 01:25:24.728 --> 01:25:26.382 I should have listened to you more. 1735 01:25:27.165 --> 01:25:28.906 I should have listened to your ideas. 1736 01:25:29.080 --> 01:25:31.038 You're obviously very passionate. 1737 01:25:32.562 --> 01:25:37.219 And I like to have a certain amount of control over my brand, 1738 01:25:37.393 --> 01:25:39.395 and maybe that can hinder progress. 1739 01:25:40.700 --> 01:25:41.571 I apologize. 1740 01:25:42.354 --> 01:25:44.530 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1741 01:25:44.704 --> 01:25:49.448 - And I would love to help you publish your next book. Even fiction. 1742 01:25:50.623 --> 01:25:54.236 - Yeah, you know, I'm gonna take some time away from Mush. 1743 01:25:54.410 --> 01:25:57.413 You know, just really give this writing thing a try on my own. 1744 01:25:58.718 --> 01:26:00.155 I quit. 1745 01:26:02.113 --> 01:26:04.420 Thank you, Inga. You're the best. 1746 01:26:16.083 --> 01:26:17.346 [tense music] 1747 01:26:19.783 --> 01:26:21.176 - Winnie! 1748 01:26:23.221 --> 01:26:24.222 [panting] 1749 01:26:25.789 --> 01:26:27.834 - Did you guys just sprint here? 1750 01:26:28.008 --> 01:26:29.749 - That was the mother of all grand gestures. 1751 01:26:31.055 --> 01:26:32.274 - It was, wasn't it? 1752 01:26:32.448 --> 01:26:33.971 - But your singing... 1753 01:26:34.145 --> 01:26:35.494 - That bad? 1754 01:26:35.668 --> 01:26:37.192 - Marginally better than mine, but... 1755 01:26:38.149 --> 01:26:40.064 I read your column. 1756 01:26:41.108 --> 01:26:42.197 It wasn't all bad. 1757 01:26:43.502 --> 01:26:44.634 Some of it was actually pretty nice. 1758 01:26:46.113 --> 01:26:47.463 - I should have told you. 1759 01:26:47.637 --> 01:26:49.639 Okay, I should have quit a while ago but... 1760 01:26:50.292 --> 01:26:52.337 But I finally did today. 1761 01:26:53.120 --> 01:26:54.383 - I got rid of Dirk. 1762 01:26:55.122 --> 01:26:57.734 You were right, I was too focused on money. 1763 01:27:00.998 --> 01:27:02.173 - Just kiss her! 1764 01:27:03.392 --> 01:27:05.089 [chuckling] 1765 01:27:14.098 --> 01:27:15.534 - Do you want to stand 1766 01:27:15.708 --> 01:27:17.884 in an absurdly long line and get some ramen? 1767 01:27:18.058 --> 01:27:20.191 - Absolutely not. - Yes! 1768 01:27:20.365 --> 01:27:22.324 - No! Never! - Come on! Yes! 1769 01:27:22.498 --> 01:27:25.196 - I think we should go to-- - Ramen! 1770 01:27:25.370 --> 01:27:27.851 - ...one of the fine restaurants that I sprinted by in a blur. 1771 01:27:28.025 --> 01:27:29.853 - Come on, Ty. - No lines. 1772 01:27:30.027 --> 01:27:31.768 [jazz music] 1773 01:27:33.030 --> 01:27:34.336 Subtitling: difuze