1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:20,498 --> 00:00:22,761 The impulse to dance existed long before 4 00:00:22,892 --> 00:00:25,329 our primate ancestors evolved into humans. 5 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:27,897 Evolutionary biologists suggest that dance 6 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,246 was used by early humans 7 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:30,900 to promote the social cooperation 8 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,945 essential for our survival. 9 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,512 Indeed, studies have found that 10 00:00:34,643 --> 00:00:36,340 today's best dancers all share 11 00:00:36,471 --> 00:00:38,386 the two specific genes associated 12 00:00:38,516 --> 00:00:40,475 with excellent interpersonal skills. 13 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:43,521 But despite its power to save our species, 14 00:00:43,652 --> 00:00:45,045 dance could not save 15 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:46,916 a small furniture company in Miami 16 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:51,007 from the economic tsunami of a global pandemic, 17 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:54,837 so like many 40-year-old Millennial white males, 18 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:56,621 Mike Lane found himself 19 00:00:56,752 --> 00:01:00,147 alone and adrift in an ocean of failed relationships 20 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:01,931 and unrealized dreams. 21 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,759 Excuse me? Hello! 22 00:01:05,195 --> 00:01:06,675 This area is off-limits. 23 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:09,156 Oh. Well, then 24 00:01:09,286 --> 00:01:11,071 you really shouldn't be here then, should you? 25 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,725 Cute. 26 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:16,859 Get dressed, start unloading. Trucks just pulled in. 27 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:18,078 All right. 28 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:23,648 So, is she living in Miami now, or... 29 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:25,476 Well, she can't go back to London, 30 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:27,087 Roger's there. 31 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:28,914 She has to go back, for the daughter. 32 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:30,742 Roger still wants it to work, 33 00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:32,266 according to Bob. 34 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:33,658 She should have just canceled 35 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:35,051 instead of walking around like a zombie. 36 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:36,531 Totally. 37 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:38,359 -And here she is. 38 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:40,012 Hi. 39 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:41,971 Thank you so much. This is absolutely beautiful. 40 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,930 -Oh, thank you for your contribution. -You look stunning. 41 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:55,724 -Scotch, please. -Neat or rocks? 42 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:56,986 Neat. 43 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:00,729 You getting what you want? 44 00:02:03,035 --> 00:02:06,561 With the fundraiser. It looks like it's going all right. 45 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:09,433 Nobody here knows what the Big Blue Rescue Project is 46 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:11,522 and yet they give me their money every year. 47 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:13,959 Well, I just think people like to 48 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:15,309 look at what they can't have. 49 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:25,232 I guess. 50 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,064 What's up, bro? Two vodka sodas. 51 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:33,718 Two vodka sodas. 52 00:02:33,849 --> 00:02:35,851 -So, what do you think? Yeah? -Yeah. Sounds good. 53 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:40,116 Wait. I know you. You went to State, right? 54 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:42,162 State? No, definitely not. 55 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:44,729 Huh. We've definitely met. 56 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:48,211 Uh, no. I don't know. Sorry. 57 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:53,825 -Don't freak the guy out, hon. -I'm not. 58 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:57,089 Holy shit. I got it. You really don't remember? 59 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:00,571 I don't know. Was it at my store? Huh? 60 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:03,748 No. You were a cop, right? 61 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:09,624 -What's your name? -Kim. 62 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:16,631 Uh, yeah. Like way back in the day. Yeah. 63 00:03:16,761 --> 00:03:18,067 Yeah. Yeah. 64 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,416 Right, right, right. Got it. 65 00:03:19,547 --> 00:03:21,636 Nice pull, hon! Did you arrest her? 66 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:24,291 Uh, no, I think I let you off with a warning. Right? 67 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:26,162 Mm-hmm. It was my pledge party. 68 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:28,251 I was being very disorderly. 69 00:03:28,382 --> 00:03:30,384 You being good now? You behaving? 70 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:32,081 -Yes, I'm great, actually. -Good. 71 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,867 I'm on Maxandra's legal team so... here to support. 72 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:37,956 That's cool. What kind of law do you practice? 73 00:03:38,087 --> 00:03:41,743 Family Law generally. But, I do specialize in divorce. 74 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:43,962 -Well, it was good to see you. -See you in another 10 years. 75 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:48,010 -Cheers. Be good. -I'll do my best. 76 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:01,980 You! Bartender. 77 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:04,505 Mrs. Rattigan would like a word. 78 00:04:04,635 --> 00:04:06,333 Uh, we're not done breaking down. 79 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:07,638 Did you hear what I said? 80 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:09,336 She'd like to see you right now. 81 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:11,816 Bullshit. Hey, look, 82 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:14,079 you don't have to explain it to me. All right? 83 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:16,517 Explain it to Zadie. 84 00:04:16,647 --> 00:04:17,866 Ma'am? 85 00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:20,303 Of course, I'm super uncomfortable 86 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:22,653 doing that and I won't do it. 87 00:04:22,784 --> 00:04:26,048 Because that's a date with chaperones. 88 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:27,528 I'm not stupid, Roger. 89 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,399 Ma'am, uh, they said to come see you. 90 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:30,705 Should I just wait outside? 91 00:04:30,835 --> 00:04:32,533 I don't want to see you! All right? 92 00:04:32,663 --> 00:04:35,057 Get it into your head, if you need to talk to me 93 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:36,667 then bring the lawyers. 94 00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:39,235 Um, bartender? 95 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:40,671 I'm sorry. They said to come see you. I didn't mean to-- 96 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:42,238 Yes, yes, please come back. 97 00:04:42,891 --> 00:04:43,892 Okay. 98 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:48,636 -Yeah? 99 00:04:54,032 --> 00:05:00,256 You know... Do you like bartending? 100 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:03,215 Sure. Uh, it's not really what I do, 101 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:04,565 but yeah. Why not? 102 00:05:04,695 --> 00:05:06,828 So, what is it that you really do? 103 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:09,439 Uh, yeah-- Well, it's-- That's a long story. 104 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:11,267 Did you want me for something? 105 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:13,225 Yeah... 106 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:18,840 Um, what's your name? 107 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:20,145 Mike. 108 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:23,018 Nice to meet you, Mike. 109 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:24,324 Nice to meet you. 110 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:29,459 How much? 111 00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:33,550 How much for what? 112 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:38,773 You know. Please don't make me 113 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:40,122 spit it out 114 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:41,166 because this is the first time I do this 115 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:44,082 and it's not comfortable. 116 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:45,345 Look, I don't know 117 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:46,302 what you're talking about. What? 118 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:53,353 But Kim told me that she knew you, and run into you, 119 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:54,745 and that you were a dancer. 120 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:57,313 -Oh, Kim-- Kim told you that? -Yeah. 121 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,750 -Right. 122 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:04,059 Uh, look, I don't really do that anymore, so-- 123 00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:05,234 Uh, what was your name? 124 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,714 Max. 125 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:09,369 Max, it was nice to meet you. Uh, thanks for-- 126 00:06:09,499 --> 00:06:12,154 I'm s-- I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. 127 00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:13,547 No, you didn't offend me. Don't worry. It's all-- 128 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:15,244 Really, I have no idea what I'm doing. 129 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,941 It's just I'm not normally like this... 130 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:18,726 it's just that I've had like the shittiest day 131 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:20,292 and the shittiest week... 132 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:21,511 and the shittiest month, and the shittiest year. 133 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:23,121 Same here. Welcome to the club. 134 00:06:23,252 --> 00:06:25,080 Don't worry, you didn't offend me. 135 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:26,168 Okay. 136 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,172 It was nice to meet you. 137 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:32,783 So, let's say... 138 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:37,266 if you were to do this just, like, one last time. 139 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,572 Mm-hmm? 140 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:40,791 How much would something like that go for? 141 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:42,053 How much would something 142 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:44,491 like that go for? 143 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:47,624 Uh, $60,000? Maybe. 144 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:50,497 -$60,000? -Yeah. Yeah, 60. 145 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,194 Let's call it 60. 146 00:06:52,324 --> 00:06:55,066 What the fuck do you do? She said it was a silly dance. 147 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:58,200 Who said that? Kim? Kim said that? It was silly? 148 00:06:58,330 --> 00:07:00,637 Yeah. She said it was a silly dance, 149 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:03,118 but that it would get my mind off of things. 150 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:06,991 And if she's right, I'm willing to pay six. 151 00:07:09,254 --> 00:07:10,995 What? You're serious right now? 152 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:12,954 You're gonna pay me $6,000 to give you a dance? 153 00:07:15,043 --> 00:07:17,175 Yeah, but no happy endings, huh? 154 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:20,135 So we have a deal? 155 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:31,407 Are you leaving? 156 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:34,932 You know I have security. 157 00:07:35,063 --> 00:07:36,020 Mm-hmm. 158 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:39,459 What are you doing? 159 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:42,897 Um, you seem like you need a drink. 160 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:47,205 I really, really do. 161 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:04,614 Why are you moving my flowers? 162 00:08:04,745 --> 00:08:07,008 These will work better here. 163 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:09,880 You have a really, really, 164 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,403 really nice house. 165 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,494 Thank you. 166 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,017 Everything's made really well. 167 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:26,462 Are you redecorating? 168 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:29,770 Maybe. Do you have music? 169 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,731 You might want to finish your drink. 170 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:51,618 So, I don't know if you really know what you bought... 171 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:55,970 but I'm gonna give it to you anyway. 172 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,668 And at any point I take you past your comfort zone-- 173 00:08:58,799 --> 00:09:00,540 I fucking slap you. 174 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:03,804 You can slap me. That's perfect. 175 00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:06,328 May I touch you? 176 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,549 I guess. 177 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,429 Thanks. 178 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:44,388 You don't know what I said. 179 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:45,955 What are you talking about? Yeah, I do. 180 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,740 What did I say? 181 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,612 You said I move like water. 182 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,836 I didn't mean for you to understand that. 183 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,360 Well, maybe you should be 184 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:00,927 a little more careful what you say. 185 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,190 Remember, I am from Florida. 186 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:11,894 If I had known what this night was going to be like... 187 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:16,594 I would have gladly paid you the 60 thousand. 188 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,641 It wouldn't have mattered anyway, 189 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,251 I'm not gonna take your money. 190 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:24,298 I'm not even gonna take the six grand. 191 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,220 Who are you? 192 00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:38,834 Um, I don't know. 193 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:41,445 What do you mean? 194 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,624 Come with me to London. 195 00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,063 What's in London? 196 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,456 My life. 197 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:55,633 Your life's in London? I thought this was your house. 198 00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:59,028 This is a house, but it's not the house. 199 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,859 Max, I can't just go to London. 200 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,730 I got, like, stuff here. I got-- 201 00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,819 Like there's a whole mess. I got a job. 202 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,734 I can't just go to London. 203 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:12,520 I'm gonna get you a much better job in London. 204 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:13,869 You're gonna get-- 205 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,045 No, well, I have a job for you in mind. 206 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:19,919 It's creative. And all you have to do 207 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,355 is come with me for a month 208 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,967 and I will give you your 60 thousand. 209 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,884 Max, I can't just up and leave my entire life here for you-- 210 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,364 Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Listen. Listen. 211 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,192 Not for a mon-- I can't. Not for a whole month. 212 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:33,976 You should come with me 213 00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:36,370 and then if it's out of your comfort zone then you just-- 214 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,720 -I get to fucking slap you? -You can fucking slap me. 215 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,115 Let's go. 216 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:47,990 Thank you. 217 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,694 What are you doing? 218 00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,958 I don't really fuck with vegetables. 219 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,700 How do you have that body then? 220 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:06,095 I don't know. Genetics. Mom and Pops. 221 00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,271 How'd you get so rich? 222 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:12,972 -Genetics, I guess. -Mm-hmm. Yeah? 223 00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:15,713 No, Roger's family is in media. 224 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,673 Oh, that's cool. Is that like TV and shit? 225 00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:21,328 It's more like everything and shit. 226 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,156 Right. 227 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:26,855 So, um, I don't know. What happened, with that? 228 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,380 Marriage happened. 229 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,339 Mmm. 230 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,167 Are you married? 231 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:38,780 Am I married? Um, would it be a problem if I was? 232 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:42,914 No. This is 100 percent business. 233 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:46,135 Right. You keep talking about this "job." 234 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,485 But you always leave out what the actual job is. 235 00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:51,227 It's what you were meant to be doing all along. 236 00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:55,057 Okay. I've made it really clear though, 237 00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,146 I'm not-- I don't dance anymore. 238 00:16:57,277 --> 00:17:00,889 Then I can claim that I got Magic Mike's Last Dance. 239 00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,025 So what else could you possibly be paying me for? 240 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,377 We are not having sex. 241 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,161 Completely out of the question. 242 00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,121 Why? 243 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,079 You know, Mike, I actually think you have... 244 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,649 other talents. And this is what I'm invested in. 245 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,912 Okay. But just, you know, hear me out. 246 00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:30,527 You've purchased me for a month, um, let's just say... 247 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:33,008 you say, "Jump." I say, "Which bed?" 248 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,141 Look, last night was... 249 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:40,624 kind of magical. It was amazing. 250 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:44,280 So, let's not fuck that up. 251 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,066 Okay? 252 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,242 Okay. 253 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:52,071 Uh, and no. I'm not, by the way. 254 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,203 What? 255 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:55,509 Married. 256 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:03,299 Okay. Are you in a relationship? 257 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,084 Mm-mm. No. 258 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,476 Me and relationships 259 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,478 don't have a tendency to, uh, work out. 260 00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:13,440 Yeah, I can understand that. 261 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,529 -To freedom. -To freedom. 262 00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:05,187 Now, sir, the brown hamper is for dry cleaning 263 00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:07,885 and the beige hamper is for regular laundry. 264 00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:10,540 Uh, I'm probably not gonna have 265 00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:11,889 any dry cleaning and I, by the way 266 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,239 I can do my own clothes, man. 267 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:14,631 Just show me where the machines are. 268 00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,807 Ms. Mendoza would never allow that, sir. 269 00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,635 Aw, man, you can call me Mike. It's all good. 270 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:21,421 As you wish, sir. The loo is through this door here. 271 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:25,164 Uh, the toilet, sir. 272 00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,469 Right. Do you have any idea 273 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,079 what the fuck I'm doing here? 274 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,691 Uh, regrettably... no, sir. 275 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:31,996 Yeah, but you wouldn't tell me 276 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,476 even if you did know, would you? 277 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:36,131 I would be lying if I said I wasn't lying, sir. 278 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:37,306 Right. It's Mike, man. 279 00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:38,960 Just call me Mike. 280 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:42,355 Well, "Mike," Ms. Mendoza does love a good surprise. 281 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:45,314 I'll collect you at half past. 282 00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:47,882 Collect me at half past for the surprise. Cool. 283 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:56,064 Shit. 284 00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,288 I never like to give credit to Victor 285 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,986 because he becomes unbearable... 286 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,510 but I wouldn't own the place that we're going to 287 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,077 if he hadn't convinced me 288 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,035 to fight for it in the settlement. 289 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,341 Her only other option 290 00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:15,518 was a sand and gravel pit in High Wycombe. 291 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:20,393 And the only value I saw in it was that my mother-in-law... 292 00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,003 didn't want to give it away. 293 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:25,354 But now, I have found its purpose. 294 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:30,229 What's my purpose there? If we're going there. 295 00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:33,232 Well... 296 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,234 just pretend that today is Christmas 297 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:37,758 and you're about to open your presents. 298 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,238 Okay. 299 00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:42,066 As a matter of fact, Victor, 300 00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,938 I think we should stop at Liberty's first. 301 00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,069 Don't you think? 302 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,854 I would let Harj know, 303 00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,377 so that he can mentally prepare. 304 00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,857 Good idea. 305 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,076 What's a Harj? 306 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,697 Hello, Harj. 307 00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:06,874 Good afternoon, Madame Rattigan! 308 00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:09,485 Don't you "madame" me and it's Mendoza now. 309 00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:14,795 So where's "the big tear-down"? 310 00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:17,406 What-- This does not cost that. 311 00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:18,973 What is this in dollars? 312 00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,409 Do you like-- What, do you drop a zero or... 313 00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:22,672 So cute. 314 00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:31,551 Do you know what Victor does? 315 00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:33,204 So you own this place? 316 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,989 I do now. 317 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:38,079 When this very same play opened in 2004, 318 00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:39,994 the owner of the theater 319 00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:43,302 fell madly in love with this horribly insecure actress. 320 00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:45,478 And so... 321 00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:48,132 here's where my love story with Roger began 322 00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:50,178 and here is where it's going to end. 323 00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:53,094 He must have loved your performance. 324 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,879 I had three lines. 325 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:05,106 Well, you certainly look the part. 326 00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:08,196 So relax, have fun 327 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,851 and I promise there won't be any more surprises, 328 00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:12,069 but you're gonna like this one. 329 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,157 You swear? 330 00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:15,812 Deal. 331 00:22:15,943 --> 00:22:18,032 Miss Mendoza! Right on time as usual. 332 00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:19,860 Stop it, Woody. I'm half an hour late. 333 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,644 As usual. Is this, uh-- 334 00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:23,211 Yeah, Mike, meet Woody, 335 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,082 the best stage manager in all of London. 336 00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:27,694 Easy. I'm just here to serve your vision, gov. 337 00:22:28,825 --> 00:22:30,566 My vision? 338 00:22:30,697 --> 00:22:34,396 Mm-hmm. Your vision. Let's go. 339 00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:37,312 Oh, fuck. 340 00:22:38,705 --> 00:22:39,793 Voilà. 341 00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:41,577 Wow. 342 00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:42,883 Right on time. 343 00:22:49,498 --> 00:22:51,195 Listen, I-- Hugh, 344 00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:54,373 are we actually going again because I'm not sure. 345 00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:55,765 But if you go back to the start of the scene 346 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:57,071 please just go to the top of the scene 347 00:22:57,201 --> 00:22:58,377 and imbue it with a little more-- 348 00:22:58,507 --> 00:22:59,508 So what's this shit about? 349 00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:01,031 It's the same old 350 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:03,164 will-she-marry-for-love or-money bullshit. 351 00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:05,079 Hmm. 352 00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:07,081 So, what does she pick? Love or money? 353 00:23:07,211 --> 00:23:08,691 Who cares? 354 00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:10,693 The real question is: 355 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,521 why does she feel like she has to choose? 356 00:23:12,652 --> 00:23:14,001 I think I've run out of words. 357 00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:15,394 Hell yeah. 358 00:23:15,524 --> 00:23:16,786 Well, this is your joint, right? 359 00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,179 Why don't you just give them that note? 360 00:23:18,309 --> 00:23:19,267 Show me, 361 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,703 have you got the script or-- 362 00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:21,704 Jessica, do you have a script? 363 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,621 Oh, this is a jolly good 364 00:23:25,752 --> 00:23:26,840 waste of time, isn't it? 365 00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,798 Bravo! Bravo, everybody. 366 00:23:28,929 --> 00:23:31,322 Absolutely flawless, thank you. 367 00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:32,976 Excuse me? Who the fuck is talking? 368 00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:36,153 Oh. Maxandra. My sincere apologies. 369 00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:38,155 I couldn't see you in the light. 370 00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:40,157 Nice to see you again, uh... 371 00:23:41,245 --> 00:23:43,204 -Matthew. -Right. 372 00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:45,641 -The director. -Of course. 373 00:23:45,772 --> 00:23:47,382 To what do we owe the pleasure? 374 00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:48,905 I'm here to make an announcement. 375 00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:51,604 Oh! Oh. Tell me. 376 00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:53,083 Well, if I only told you 377 00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:55,303 it wouldn't be an announcement, would it? 378 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,349 I suppose not. Um, attention, everyone! 379 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,613 Gang, this is Maxandra Rattigan. 380 00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:02,136 The wife of our owner and-- 381 00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:05,444 Actually, it's Maxandra Mendoza 382 00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:07,924 and I'm the legal owner of this theater. 383 00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:13,321 I am here to give you all notice 384 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,802 Isabel Ascendant is closed... 385 00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,326 effective immediately. 386 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,545 On what fucking grounds? 387 00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:21,198 We are at capacity every night! 388 00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:25,638 Relax. It's only a four-week course correction. 389 00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:30,120 An evolution. A revelation! 390 00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:34,168 And no one is fired. 391 00:24:34,298 --> 00:24:35,561 Christ. 392 00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:37,476 Except for, um... 393 00:24:39,347 --> 00:24:41,784 -Matthew. -Matthew. Yes. 394 00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:44,221 Matthew will be replaced 395 00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:46,920 by a brilliant new choreographer 396 00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:50,184 that I recently discovered in Miami. 397 00:24:50,314 --> 00:24:53,274 His artistry made me feel, uh... 398 00:24:56,364 --> 00:24:59,193 There are no words. It's just... 399 00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:01,064 ecstasy. 400 00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:04,111 And in exactly one month, 401 00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:08,463 I want every woman that walks into this theater 402 00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:11,814 to feel the same kind of ecstasy that I did. 403 00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:16,471 To transcend. To break free. 404 00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:18,342 So, without further ado... 405 00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:22,259 I give you the visionary artist... 406 00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:26,133 that inspired me so profoundly 407 00:25:26,263 --> 00:25:29,049 and that will take us to the promised land. 408 00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:31,225 Ladies and gentlemen... 409 00:25:31,355 --> 00:25:33,706 Michael Jeffrey Lane. 410 00:25:43,063 --> 00:25:44,586 'Sup? 411 00:25:44,717 --> 00:25:48,503 The look on Roger's face when he sees this! 412 00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:51,419 It's worth every pound, every shilling. 413 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,638 No. Yeah. You could've given me 414 00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:54,291 just a little heads-up before 415 00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:55,728 you threw me to the wolves in there! 416 00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:57,120 You would've been in your head, 417 00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:58,469 over-thinking everything. 418 00:25:58,600 --> 00:25:59,688 It was better than not thinking 419 00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:00,907 anything at all. Like-- 420 00:26:01,037 --> 00:26:02,648 And what are you so excited about? 421 00:26:02,778 --> 00:26:04,127 Like every single person in there quit! 422 00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:07,130 We don't need actors, we need dancers. 423 00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:09,176 Plus, by not firing them, 424 00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:11,613 we saved thousands on labor-union fees. 425 00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:13,876 -More money for you. 426 00:26:14,007 --> 00:26:17,488 Yeah, but-- Okay. I-- Look, no offense... 427 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:18,925 but there's got to be easier ways 428 00:26:19,055 --> 00:26:20,666 to get back at your husband for... 429 00:26:20,796 --> 00:26:23,016 I don't know, whatever, than putting on a strip show. 430 00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:26,802 Oh, I'm not a scorned woman, and this is not a strip show. 431 00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:29,239 We are bringing the tsunami to London! 432 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:31,198 Okay. All right. This-- 433 00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:32,416 And I'm down for that. 434 00:26:32,547 --> 00:26:33,592 I just think that you haven't-- 435 00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:35,202 Can't you see? People are numb, 436 00:26:35,332 --> 00:26:37,552 disconnected, desensitized. 437 00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:39,641 We're going to wake them up 438 00:26:39,772 --> 00:26:43,036 with a wave of passion they've never felt before. 439 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:45,778 Okay, I just-- There's one little thing 440 00:26:45,908 --> 00:26:47,344 that I think you're forgetting 441 00:26:47,475 --> 00:26:49,608 is that I don't know shit about directing theater. 442 00:26:49,738 --> 00:26:51,435 -And that's why you have me! -What? 443 00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:53,176 It will be a historical, 444 00:26:53,307 --> 00:26:56,702 one-night collaboration between the stage, and the... 445 00:26:56,832 --> 00:26:58,660 -The thongs? -Eh, I don't know. 446 00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:00,749 -Exactly. That's what-- -Who the hell are you? 447 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,185 I don't know. Who are you? 448 00:27:02,316 --> 00:27:04,623 Zadie, what are you doing here? 449 00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:06,537 Um, this is my daughter, Zadie. 450 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:09,497 Oh, shit. Hi. Nice to meet you! 451 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,978 -We had a meeting, Maxandra. -Yeah. 452 00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:14,633 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 453 00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:16,765 I completely lost track of time. 454 00:27:16,896 --> 00:27:18,811 Completely. I'm so sorry. 455 00:27:18,941 --> 00:27:20,334 I can see that. I'm more interested 456 00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:22,815 in why you lost track of time. 457 00:27:22,945 --> 00:27:25,992 Well, um, I've been handling some business 458 00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:28,037 with the new director of Isabel Ascendant. 459 00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:29,604 -Mm-hmm. -Michael Jeffrey Lane. 460 00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:32,433 Ah, yeah. That's not my name. But-- It's just-- 461 00:27:32,563 --> 00:27:33,652 But it's got gravitas. 462 00:27:33,782 --> 00:27:35,218 Yeah, it's just-- It's Mike Lane. 463 00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:36,437 But you do need a stage name. 464 00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:38,744 -Are you two hooking up? -Zadie! 465 00:27:38,874 --> 00:27:40,354 Well, I-- What's funny about that is, uh... 466 00:27:40,484 --> 00:27:42,530 your mom actually is paying me to not hook up. 467 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,359 We are not hooking up. 468 00:27:45,489 --> 00:27:48,057 But he will be staying at the house 469 00:27:48,188 --> 00:27:50,146 just until he gets settled. Okay? 470 00:27:50,277 --> 00:27:51,844 How convenient. 471 00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:53,802 Tell me, Mike, what do you plan to do with Act Three? 472 00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:56,762 Yeah, we're gonna have one. 473 00:27:56,892 --> 00:28:00,766 I was pl-- I was, uh, planning on doing Act Three like a-- 474 00:28:00,896 --> 00:28:02,289 Everybody knows 475 00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:04,030 Isabel Ascendant has a wildly outdated, 476 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,118 painfully misogynistic climax. 477 00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:06,336 Mm-hmm. 478 00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:08,512 Exactly. And that's why our take 479 00:28:08,643 --> 00:28:10,340 is going to be so exciting 480 00:28:10,471 --> 00:28:11,864 because they will be expecting that 481 00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:13,692 and instead, they're gonna see 482 00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:14,910 that a woman can have whatever she wants, 483 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,869 -whenever she wants it. -Mm-hmm. 484 00:28:16,999 --> 00:28:19,132 Since when do you believe that? 485 00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:21,177 Since Mike and I have been exploring this theme. 486 00:28:21,308 --> 00:28:25,965 Yeah, your m-- Yeah, we've been exploring those themes. 487 00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:29,011 You're in another one of your phases, aren't you? 488 00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:32,623 Baby, don't you have some schoolwork to do? 489 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:35,017 Uh, what's the phases thing? 490 00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:37,628 Every few years she starts a big new project. 491 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,935 Sometimes it's a charity, a documentary, 492 00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:41,763 -a new best friend. -Right. 493 00:28:41,894 --> 00:28:44,070 Each time it's like she's a new person. 494 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,462 So what? 495 00:28:45,593 --> 00:28:47,464 Sue me for exploring myself 496 00:28:47,595 --> 00:28:50,467 and my contributions to the world! 497 00:28:50,598 --> 00:28:52,687 But your contributions never see the light of day. 498 00:28:52,818 --> 00:28:54,428 There's always some obstacle. 499 00:28:54,558 --> 00:28:56,038 We call her The Queen of the First Act. 500 00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:58,084 Our therapist, whom she stood up to be here, 501 00:28:58,214 --> 00:28:59,781 says she tries on these new 502 00:28:59,912 --> 00:29:02,001 personas as a way from running from the guilt about-- 503 00:29:02,131 --> 00:29:03,611 I already said how sorry I am 504 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:04,917 about missing that appointment 505 00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:07,223 and I am going to reschedule it. 506 00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:30,116 Uh, you know, pardon my French, 507 00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:32,858 but, uh, y'all are being rude as fuck. 508 00:29:32,988 --> 00:29:33,989 Sorry. 509 00:29:37,384 --> 00:29:40,387 -Pleasure, Zadie. -Zadie, wait, don't go. 510 00:29:40,517 --> 00:29:43,129 You want some cake? Baby. 511 00:29:47,437 --> 00:29:48,438 What's going on? 512 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,837 No, I didn't know until you sent it. 513 00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:57,708 Well, technically, she does have the right. 514 00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:02,713 I have no idea. Maybe Zadie will tell me. 515 00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:06,456 Change the agreement how? 516 00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:09,895 Mother-- Mother, I think 517 00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:12,114 you should pursue this on your own. 518 00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:13,899 I can't get dragged into a fight. 519 00:30:14,029 --> 00:30:15,639 Not about this, not right now. 520 00:30:16,336 --> 00:30:17,903 Yo! 521 00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:21,210 Holy shit! Naysayers, we have proof of life! 522 00:30:21,341 --> 00:30:22,777 All right. 523 00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:25,519 What's up, man? I know, look, I know. I-I-- 524 00:30:25,649 --> 00:30:28,043 And I'm sorry, okay, I know I've been ducking you all. 525 00:30:28,174 --> 00:30:29,958 Uh, I apologize. I just-- 526 00:30:30,089 --> 00:30:32,178 It's a long story, but I'm in London 527 00:30:32,308 --> 00:30:33,483 and I just want you guys to know 528 00:30:33,614 --> 00:30:34,833 I'm gonna be able to pay you back, 529 00:30:34,963 --> 00:30:36,443 I just need a few weeks. Okay? 530 00:30:36,573 --> 00:30:37,836 Oh, come on, man! 531 00:30:37,966 --> 00:30:39,533 How many times do we have to tell you 532 00:30:39,663 --> 00:30:42,666 you don't need to pay us back! It was an investment. 533 00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:44,016 I know. I know. But I'm-- 534 00:30:44,146 --> 00:30:45,452 As many times as you guys say that, 535 00:30:45,582 --> 00:30:46,627 I'm not just gonna burn my friends' money 536 00:30:46,757 --> 00:30:48,281 and not care. All right? I don't-- 537 00:30:48,411 --> 00:30:51,980 No. Money is water, Mike. It flows in both directions. 538 00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:53,939 That's a good point, but still. 539 00:30:54,069 --> 00:30:57,594 You-- Yeah, hold up. You buried the lede here. 540 00:30:57,725 --> 00:31:00,032 Why are you in London? 541 00:31:00,162 --> 00:31:03,339 I don't know, short story is that... 542 00:31:03,470 --> 00:31:07,256 I was bartending at, uh, this charity event 543 00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:08,736 and then at the end of the night 544 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,825 I ended up giving this rich lady a lap dance 545 00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:12,566 and now I'm living in her house in London 546 00:31:12,696 --> 00:31:14,046 and gonna put on a show 547 00:31:14,176 --> 00:31:16,483 at this famous theater that she owns. So, yeah. 548 00:31:16,613 --> 00:31:18,702 Cool. Hey, sex work 549 00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:20,704 is nothing to be embarrassed about, Mikey. 550 00:31:20,835 --> 00:31:22,924 Especially when it's the live-in kind. 551 00:31:23,055 --> 00:31:25,405 Hey, look, thanks, Tarzan. 552 00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:26,667 Look, I basically am just saying 553 00:31:26,797 --> 00:31:27,929 though I'm gonna have your money... 554 00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:29,975 I don't exactly know, uh, 555 00:31:30,105 --> 00:31:32,542 what I said yes to so I hope it works out. 556 00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:35,197 Mikey, Mikey, this is great news. 557 00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:37,330 I was looking at your chart last night... 558 00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:38,592 you know you're in a once- 559 00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:41,769 in-33-year Jupiter cycle, right? 560 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:45,947 I-- No, I didn't, but that explains a lot I guess. Yeah. 561 00:31:46,078 --> 00:31:48,907 Yeah, it does, so whatever existential confusion 562 00:31:49,037 --> 00:31:50,038 you're feeling right now, 563 00:31:50,169 --> 00:31:51,822 it's an initiation. 564 00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:55,087 It's wiping the slate clean for you to self-actualize. 565 00:31:55,217 --> 00:31:58,742 Uh, I'm just trying to survive to be honest. 566 00:31:58,873 --> 00:32:01,397 Surviving? Bro, you are a gig worker. 567 00:32:01,528 --> 00:32:03,747 Magic Mike's coming back to the main stage. 568 00:32:03,878 --> 00:32:05,575 I-- But that's the thing I'm not even dancing though. 569 00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:06,925 I'm putting on the show. 570 00:32:07,055 --> 00:32:08,927 I guess I'm directing or whatever. 571 00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:10,929 I mean, it's-- I'm only here for a month, 572 00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:12,582 it's for one show only, 573 00:32:12,713 --> 00:32:15,237 to basically get back at her ex or something. 574 00:32:15,368 --> 00:32:17,631 I don't know. It's totally bonkers over here. 575 00:32:17,761 --> 00:32:19,850 Who gives a shit, man? She's rich. 576 00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:24,377 Trust me. Do not leave that situation. Okay? 577 00:32:24,507 --> 00:32:26,553 Look at me, I'm basically a freaking 578 00:32:26,683 --> 00:32:28,555 glorified dog walker. Okay? 579 00:32:28,685 --> 00:32:31,253 You just need to make sure she doesn't wake up, 580 00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:32,689 and all of a sudden 581 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,300 want you out of the house, 582 00:32:34,430 --> 00:32:37,912 which I have tips on by the way if you want them. 583 00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:40,436 Okay. I-I-- We don't have dogs here 584 00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:42,047 so maybe that's a good idea. 585 00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:45,746 I feel it. I feel it in my solar plexus, brother. 586 00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:48,009 This is your dharma. 587 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:50,403 -Just stay in the flow. -Victor? 588 00:32:50,533 --> 00:32:52,013 What are you doing there? 589 00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:54,668 Oh, you know, waiting for passing fucking trade. 590 00:32:54,798 --> 00:32:56,975 He's on a private call. 591 00:32:57,105 --> 00:32:59,151 Since when has that stopped you? 592 00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:00,891 Oh, boys, I miss you. 593 00:33:02,284 --> 00:33:03,938 -Are you decent? -Yep. 594 00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:05,070 Is that her? 595 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,636 Are we interrupting something? 596 00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:09,596 No, I was just, uh, looking for some ideas. 597 00:33:09,726 --> 00:33:12,729 Oh, I've been "scouting" myself. 598 00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:15,341 And come take a look at what I found. 599 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:18,997 Look at that. 600 00:33:26,439 --> 00:33:28,049 Isn't he magnificent? 601 00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:29,137 Hmm. 602 00:33:31,313 --> 00:33:34,403 He has such an innate elegance and intelligence 603 00:33:34,534 --> 00:33:36,275 to the way he moves. 604 00:33:36,405 --> 00:33:37,711 And then at the same time 605 00:33:37,841 --> 00:33:40,496 there's this savage thing, you know... 606 00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:43,499 like a primal animal. 607 00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:47,025 Just incredible. 608 00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:49,201 I think this is what we need for the show. 609 00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:51,551 Trained dancers, not strippers. 610 00:33:52,856 --> 00:33:55,555 Yeah, but, I mean, as the director, 611 00:33:55,685 --> 00:33:57,992 I-I-I promise you... 612 00:33:58,123 --> 00:33:59,994 I know exactly what we're looking for. Yeah. 613 00:34:02,866 --> 00:34:04,868 I love the way you just did that. 614 00:34:04,999 --> 00:34:05,956 What? 615 00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:07,306 "As the director." 616 00:34:08,959 --> 00:34:12,006 You're really owning that place. You know? 617 00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:14,356 It comes to you so naturally. 618 00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:15,879 Mm-hmm. 619 00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:18,795 I can tell that you already have a vision. 620 00:34:18,926 --> 00:34:22,669 And I'm sure that you agree that this would be fantastic. 621 00:34:22,799 --> 00:34:24,801 -Yeah, he's great. -For the show, I mean. 622 00:34:24,932 --> 00:34:26,107 Yeah. Yeah, really. I mean, he's-- 623 00:34:26,238 --> 00:34:28,544 Antonio is what we need. 624 00:34:28,675 --> 00:34:30,242 Uh, he's great. Like I said, 625 00:34:30,372 --> 00:34:32,940 he's just-- But he's also in Italy. 626 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,290 -Roma. -Roma, see, I can't-- 627 00:34:35,421 --> 00:34:37,336 I don't have time to go find him in Roma 628 00:34:37,466 --> 00:34:38,859 and then bring him all the way back here. 629 00:34:38,989 --> 00:34:40,817 Oh, no. That would be out of the question. 630 00:34:40,948 --> 00:34:43,385 But that's why you have a genius producer! 631 00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:46,736 He's arriving on Thursday. 632 00:34:46,867 --> 00:34:49,609 If you approve. Creatively, I mean. 633 00:34:52,829 --> 00:34:57,051 Yeah, look, if you want him, um, sure. I-I-I approve. 634 00:34:57,182 --> 00:34:58,096 Creatively, of course. 635 00:34:58,226 --> 00:34:59,749 I'm so excited! 636 00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:02,361 Are you excited? 637 00:35:02,491 --> 00:35:05,015 Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I am. 638 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,453 You don't sound excited. 639 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,411 I'm very, very, very excited. I promise. 640 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:10,847 Oh, man, me, I don't even think 641 00:35:10,978 --> 00:35:12,501 I am gonna be able to sleep. 642 00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:14,112 No? 643 00:35:21,206 --> 00:35:22,250 Good night. 644 00:35:25,253 --> 00:35:26,559 Sweet dreams. 645 00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:27,647 Okay. 646 00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:31,694 Wait, wait, where are you going? Hey. 647 00:35:31,825 --> 00:35:33,870 To bed? 648 00:35:34,001 --> 00:35:35,916 We got like 10 other dancers to find. 649 00:35:36,046 --> 00:35:39,528 And that's why we have Renata. Good night. 650 00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:48,972 Per your instructions 651 00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:52,280 I've assembled the top-tier of talent 652 00:35:52,411 --> 00:35:54,978 across multiple movement disciplines. 653 00:35:55,109 --> 00:35:58,765 And they're all very eager to please... 654 00:35:58,895 --> 00:36:02,595 and quite athletic, as you requested. 655 00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:05,554 Excellent work as usual, Renata. 656 00:39:19,879 --> 00:39:21,228 She couldn't explain 657 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,795 the full extent of her feelings... 658 00:39:22,925 --> 00:39:24,231 but Max knew that she had crossed 659 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,276 some kind of strange Rubicon. 660 00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:27,626 She was desperate to know 661 00:39:27,756 --> 00:39:29,454 more about why she felt this way, 662 00:39:29,584 --> 00:39:33,719 so she purchased a litany of books on the history of dance. 663 00:39:33,849 --> 00:39:37,070 For Mike, The Rattigan had no symbolic weight, 664 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,029 it was simply where he had to work. 665 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,988 And he reminded himself, 666 00:39:42,118 --> 00:39:45,339 in order to finish something, you have to make a start. 667 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:48,951 For Maxandra, The Rattigan had been transformed. 668 00:39:49,082 --> 00:39:51,954 It went from existing only in the past 669 00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:54,043 to being a source of renewal. 670 00:39:54,174 --> 00:39:56,481 -Hello, hello, hello. -Hey! Hey! 671 00:39:56,611 --> 00:39:59,484 Are you ready to transform theater forever? 672 00:40:00,746 --> 00:40:01,834 -Whoo! -Yeah. 673 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,447 All right. Calm down, calm down. 674 00:40:06,578 --> 00:40:08,101 We ain't done shit yet. 675 00:40:08,231 --> 00:40:10,625 All right, you guys have all the talent in the world. 676 00:40:10,756 --> 00:40:12,105 Ain't no questioning that. 677 00:40:12,235 --> 00:40:13,628 Each and every single person here 678 00:40:13,759 --> 00:40:15,021 was hand selected because they bring 679 00:40:15,151 --> 00:40:16,326 something unique to the table 680 00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:17,415 that we ain't never seen before. 681 00:40:18,198 --> 00:40:19,591 All right? 682 00:40:19,721 --> 00:40:21,419 But I have a question for you. 683 00:40:21,549 --> 00:40:22,898 Who here, by show of hands 684 00:40:23,029 --> 00:40:24,422 has stood in front of a thousand women 685 00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:25,597 and had to get butt-ass naked? 686 00:40:30,079 --> 00:40:31,733 Exactly. 687 00:40:31,864 --> 00:40:33,256 You want to find out how fast 688 00:40:33,387 --> 00:40:35,520 a group of sweet, nurturing moms can make you 689 00:40:35,650 --> 00:40:37,435 just go running, cowering 690 00:40:37,565 --> 00:40:39,480 into a dark corner, wishing you were never born? 691 00:40:39,611 --> 00:40:41,134 I promise you it can happen. 692 00:40:41,264 --> 00:40:42,527 I've seen it. And it can happen 693 00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:43,963 just like that. 694 00:40:45,747 --> 00:40:48,010 Now I can't believe I'm about to say these words out loud, 695 00:40:48,141 --> 00:40:49,316 but we got one month. 696 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:50,709 Oh, yeah. 697 00:40:50,839 --> 00:40:52,754 We got one month to turn y'all 698 00:40:52,885 --> 00:40:54,234 into the greatest group of strippers 699 00:40:54,364 --> 00:40:57,193 that has ever been assembled on planet Earth. 700 00:40:57,324 --> 00:40:58,717 And to do that, 701 00:40:58,847 --> 00:41:00,196 you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty 702 00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:02,155 your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit. 703 00:41:03,722 --> 00:41:06,376 And look, if, if we do our jobs right... 704 00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:09,075 you're gonna have a whole other problem on your hands. 705 00:41:09,205 --> 00:41:10,729 You're gonna have to learn 706 00:41:10,859 --> 00:41:13,079 to protect yourself in a zombie apocalypse 707 00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:14,646 of repressed desire. 708 00:41:15,647 --> 00:41:16,648 Any questions? 709 00:41:16,778 --> 00:41:17,736 I have a question. 710 00:41:20,086 --> 00:41:22,305 Can you, you know, fuck a zombie to death? 711 00:41:22,436 --> 00:41:24,133 Or is it still a kill shot to the head? 712 00:41:25,526 --> 00:41:27,354 Excuse me, what are you doing here? 713 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:29,791 I mean, you didn't technically fire me, 714 00:41:29,922 --> 00:41:35,101 so I'm still drawing out that salary. 715 00:41:35,231 --> 00:41:38,757 Oh, I'm sorry. I should have been more clear. 716 00:41:38,887 --> 00:41:40,062 You're still getting paid, 717 00:41:40,193 --> 00:41:42,108 but we no longer need your services. 718 00:41:44,110 --> 00:41:45,807 I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. 719 00:41:45,938 --> 00:41:49,681 I was just really inspired by our new director's vision. 720 00:41:50,899 --> 00:41:52,727 What-- Um, what did I say? 721 00:41:52,858 --> 00:41:54,512 He didn't say anything. 722 00:41:54,642 --> 00:41:57,732 It's not what you said. It's who you are. 723 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,040 Do you have any idea of how long 724 00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:03,129 I've been dreaming of someone to walk through 725 00:42:03,259 --> 00:42:05,523 that door with a flame thrower 726 00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:09,048 and burn this whole fucking shit to the ground? 727 00:42:09,178 --> 00:42:11,398 I can't stand playing Lady Isabel. 728 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,226 For the last six months, 729 00:42:13,356 --> 00:42:17,099 I've wanted to choke the life out of that entitled prude. 730 00:42:17,230 --> 00:42:20,189 I mean, get a grip, woman. Jesus Christ. 731 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,061 Like you're rich, 732 00:42:22,191 --> 00:42:23,758 send a fucking carriage to town, 733 00:42:23,889 --> 00:42:25,934 buy up every able-bodied man... 734 00:42:26,065 --> 00:42:28,371 soldier, sailor instead of wasting your time 735 00:42:28,502 --> 00:42:29,982 worrying about which boring old sod 736 00:42:30,112 --> 00:42:31,418 you're going to sign your life away to 737 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:32,767 and have a lovely 738 00:42:32,898 --> 00:42:36,554 half-decent shag with every last one! I-- 739 00:42:42,211 --> 00:42:46,302 But it's a really good job, it's so stable, and, um... 740 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,654 so usually I don't say all of that. 741 00:42:49,784 --> 00:42:51,873 Well, that was poetic. 742 00:42:52,004 --> 00:42:54,354 You're definitely our audience. 743 00:42:54,484 --> 00:42:56,269 Woody, make sure she gets an invitation. 744 00:42:56,399 --> 00:42:58,967 Hey, we're still calling this Isabel Ascendant, right? 745 00:42:59,098 --> 00:43:00,273 Yeah, but that's just a trick 746 00:43:00,403 --> 00:43:01,622 to get the audience into the theater 747 00:43:01,753 --> 00:43:02,710 so then we can give them something else. 748 00:43:02,841 --> 00:43:04,320 Right, but if, what if we use 749 00:43:04,451 --> 00:43:06,453 the actual old opening to Isabel Ascendant? 750 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,934 I mean, it could be a really big surprise actually. 751 00:43:09,064 --> 00:43:10,544 And if I'm honest... 752 00:43:10,675 --> 00:43:11,937 if you want to make a show 753 00:43:12,067 --> 00:43:13,503 about women getting what they want, 754 00:43:13,634 --> 00:43:14,853 wouldn't it be a little fucking chauvinistic 755 00:43:14,983 --> 00:43:16,158 to not have a female lead in it? 756 00:43:16,289 --> 00:43:17,246 Are you calling me chauvinistic? 757 00:43:17,377 --> 00:43:18,508 No. 758 00:43:18,639 --> 00:43:19,771 Because I'm the feminist here. 759 00:43:19,901 --> 00:43:20,859 -Right. -I'm the flame-thrower. 760 00:43:20,989 --> 00:43:22,730 This whole thing was my idea. 761 00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:25,994 You heard her. She's the flame-thrower. 762 00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:28,083 Uh, you're hired as Isabel 763 00:43:28,214 --> 00:43:29,432 because you were already hired. 764 00:43:29,563 --> 00:43:30,520 Oh. Go-- I am thrilled! 765 00:43:30,651 --> 00:43:32,000 Thank you both so much. 766 00:43:34,176 --> 00:43:37,310 Will you be dancing in it? 767 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,443 Uh, no. Just, uh, directing. Right? 768 00:43:40,574 --> 00:43:43,708 Aw, shame. 769 00:43:43,838 --> 00:43:47,929 Well now that we have a leading lady again 770 00:43:48,060 --> 00:43:49,844 maybe the director should walk us 771 00:43:49,975 --> 00:43:52,891 through the beats of the first act. 772 00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:56,590 Yep. Uh, first act, coming up. 773 00:43:56,721 --> 00:43:58,287 Enter Jackson, 774 00:43:58,418 --> 00:44:00,420 the low-class but sexy friend of the husband. Line? 775 00:44:00,550 --> 00:44:02,509 Harold said you didn't want to go to Calais this year. 776 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:03,858 Is that still settled? 777 00:44:03,989 --> 00:44:05,773 -I'm sick to death of Calais. -Theo? 778 00:44:05,904 --> 00:44:07,949 I won't hear of it. You're going and that's that. 779 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,647 Perfect. Hit it. 780 00:44:12,127 --> 00:44:14,303 Oh, come on. No. No. No, no. 781 00:44:14,434 --> 00:44:15,740 Come on, Mike. Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 782 00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:17,524 Hey. All right, stop, stop, stop, stop. 783 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,221 Stop. What's up? 784 00:44:19,352 --> 00:44:21,615 They can't just start dancing on her out of nowhere. 785 00:44:21,746 --> 00:44:24,313 I mean, I'm down as fuck. 786 00:44:24,444 --> 00:44:25,619 Okay. Uh, isn't that the point? 787 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:26,664 No, no, no. 788 00:44:26,794 --> 00:44:28,361 You cannot interrupt the plot. 789 00:44:28,491 --> 00:44:30,102 If you want a strong female lead 790 00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:31,581 she has to have an objective. 791 00:44:31,712 --> 00:44:33,192 At least we should know what she wants. 792 00:44:33,322 --> 00:44:35,803 Okay. What do you think she wants then? 793 00:44:35,934 --> 00:44:39,807 I don't know. I know she doesn't want this life. 794 00:44:39,938 --> 00:44:41,504 So she wants to run away? 795 00:44:41,635 --> 00:44:43,593 She can't do that. 796 00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:46,161 Why? She's a free person, right? 797 00:44:46,292 --> 00:44:49,556 She has a family. There would be consequences. 798 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,210 Right. So it's about the money. 799 00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:52,733 Oh, that's the least of it. 800 00:44:52,864 --> 00:44:54,953 She would lose her friends, opportunities. 801 00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:58,696 Her identity. Her whole world would be torn apart. 802 00:44:58,826 --> 00:45:01,133 I don't know. It sounds to me that she just needs to let go. 803 00:45:01,263 --> 00:45:03,439 -And some good dick! -Maybe that as well. 804 00:45:03,570 --> 00:45:07,269 This show is not about getting dick. Only. 805 00:45:08,575 --> 00:45:10,359 She needs to solve her dilemma. 806 00:45:10,490 --> 00:45:12,797 It's not like some magic unicorn is gonna 807 00:45:12,927 --> 00:45:15,495 come down and make all her wildest fantasies come true. 808 00:45:17,018 --> 00:45:18,759 Uh, what was that? 809 00:45:22,502 --> 00:45:24,504 Could be not the worst idea. 810 00:45:26,288 --> 00:45:27,768 Oh, no way. 811 00:45:27,899 --> 00:45:30,902 Hear me out. Just-- What about-- 812 00:45:31,032 --> 00:45:33,513 Where the fuck am I gonna get a horse? 813 00:45:33,643 --> 00:45:35,341 What about a caballito? Like a tiny one. 814 00:45:35,471 --> 00:45:36,821 I don't have caballito budget. 815 00:45:36,951 --> 00:45:38,692 Wait. What-- How-- Okay, what if you don't see it? 816 00:45:38,823 --> 00:45:39,737 What if you don't see the horse? 817 00:45:42,609 --> 00:45:44,219 No, that's not right. 818 00:45:46,482 --> 00:45:47,483 No. 819 00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:51,531 How long have you been standing there? 820 00:45:51,661 --> 00:45:54,664 -Long enough. May I? -Yes. 821 00:45:59,408 --> 00:46:00,627 So you've worked with Max 822 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:02,716 and this Roger dude a long time? 823 00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:05,023 All 18 wonderful years. 824 00:46:05,153 --> 00:46:06,764 Wow. So you must know these friends 825 00:46:06,894 --> 00:46:08,026 that we're going to see tonight. 826 00:46:08,156 --> 00:46:09,592 What are they like? 827 00:46:09,723 --> 00:46:12,204 Hmm. They like things to stay the same, sir. 828 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,685 All right. 829 00:46:15,816 --> 00:46:18,079 How do I look? And don't give me any bullshit answer. 830 00:46:19,646 --> 00:46:21,213 You know something... 831 00:46:22,388 --> 00:46:24,477 they'd just laugh at you in a tie. 832 00:46:33,312 --> 00:46:35,096 Holy shit. 833 00:46:35,227 --> 00:46:38,447 -What? -You! That suit. 834 00:46:38,578 --> 00:46:40,710 You look incredibly expensive. 835 00:46:41,711 --> 00:46:43,713 You have no idea. 836 00:46:52,418 --> 00:46:54,550 One of the most primal feelings 837 00:46:54,681 --> 00:46:57,858 human beings experience is the desire to belong 838 00:46:57,989 --> 00:46:59,947 to feel connected to other beings, 839 00:47:00,078 --> 00:47:01,949 and to be part of a tribe. 840 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,038 In fact, brain scans have shown 841 00:47:04,169 --> 00:47:06,562 that social rejection creates virtually 842 00:47:06,693 --> 00:47:09,043 identical brain activity as physical assault. 843 00:47:09,174 --> 00:47:10,915 Mike didn't know that... 844 00:47:11,045 --> 00:47:13,004 but he knew dancing could bring people together. 845 00:47:13,134 --> 00:47:16,007 Even if some of those people are snobs. 846 00:47:16,137 --> 00:47:18,487 And he knew that Victor was right, 847 00:47:18,618 --> 00:47:20,185 they would have laughed at him in a tie. 848 00:47:26,147 --> 00:47:28,236 And he says, "Now that's how you wave a towel!" 849 00:47:31,674 --> 00:47:34,112 Anyways, so, give us the latest gossip, Max. 850 00:47:34,242 --> 00:47:37,289 -Yeah, go on. -And don't hold back a lick. 851 00:47:37,419 --> 00:47:39,465 You know I don't hold back my licks. 852 00:47:39,595 --> 00:47:41,554 -True. 853 00:47:41,684 --> 00:47:43,469 But there's nothing for me to tell you. 854 00:47:43,599 --> 00:47:45,036 You already know everything... 855 00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:48,387 since you double agents are all talking to Roger. 856 00:47:48,517 --> 00:47:49,649 -Oh, come on. -That's not true. 857 00:47:49,779 --> 00:47:51,303 -That's not true. -I'm offended. 858 00:47:51,433 --> 00:47:52,957 Last I heard, 859 00:47:53,087 --> 00:47:55,176 he had at least broken it off with the girl. So... 860 00:47:55,307 --> 00:47:58,397 And so, she should just run back to him then, should she? 861 00:47:58,527 --> 00:48:00,312 No, that's not what I'm implying. 862 00:48:00,442 --> 00:48:02,009 I'm just-- You know, it's something, isn't it? 863 00:48:02,140 --> 00:48:04,403 -It takes time, Bill. -Of course. 864 00:48:04,533 --> 00:48:05,883 Or have you forgotten? 865 00:48:06,013 --> 00:48:07,797 Ooh, hello. 866 00:48:07,928 --> 00:48:11,192 Thank you for your concern, but you must know that... 867 00:48:12,672 --> 00:48:15,283 I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life. 868 00:48:15,414 --> 00:48:16,676 Oh, that's really good to hear. 869 00:48:16,806 --> 00:48:17,895 Oh, rubbish. 870 00:48:18,025 --> 00:48:19,635 Phoebe! 871 00:48:19,766 --> 00:48:22,769 He can do whatever he wants, and so can I. 872 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,466 -Yeah. -How modern. 873 00:48:24,597 --> 00:48:26,512 But what does that actually mean for the divorce? 874 00:48:26,642 --> 00:48:28,035 The divorce. The divorce. 875 00:48:28,166 --> 00:48:30,516 Don't you have something else to talk about? 876 00:48:30,646 --> 00:48:33,301 I mean, besides, uh, Bill jokes. Let's have fun. 877 00:48:33,432 --> 00:48:34,912 Mike, why don't you tell them-- 878 00:48:35,042 --> 00:48:36,696 -I was just telling-- -Wait, no, listen to this. 879 00:48:36,826 --> 00:48:39,046 You have to hear his vision for Isabel Ascendant. 880 00:48:39,177 --> 00:48:40,352 -Oh, yeah. -Oh, yes. 881 00:48:40,482 --> 00:48:42,397 Uh, yeah. Well, I mean, 882 00:48:42,528 --> 00:48:44,443 as we were talking about we think it's, uh... 883 00:48:44,573 --> 00:48:45,923 it's very important to honor, 884 00:48:46,053 --> 00:48:48,490 uh, the original source material. 885 00:48:48,621 --> 00:48:50,144 Yeah, but to do that properly-- 886 00:48:50,275 --> 00:48:54,279 And say no more. It has to be a surprise. 887 00:48:54,409 --> 00:48:55,802 -Right. -Okay. 888 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:57,151 It's so smart to revive a classic. 889 00:48:57,282 --> 00:48:58,283 Absolutely. 890 00:48:58,413 --> 00:48:59,588 That is very hot right now. 891 00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:01,155 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know 892 00:49:01,286 --> 00:49:02,983 if I would exactly call it a classic revival... 893 00:49:03,114 --> 00:49:04,680 uh, Phoebe, but I-- 894 00:49:04,811 --> 00:49:06,378 You know, the way that I think we were looking at it is 895 00:49:06,508 --> 00:49:07,553 that it really needed to be stripped down, 896 00:49:07,683 --> 00:49:08,684 oiled, and spanked. 897 00:49:11,165 --> 00:49:14,168 No. No. 898 00:49:14,299 --> 00:49:16,431 He loves metaphors. 899 00:49:16,562 --> 00:49:19,043 So Mike, is there a vibrant theatrical community in Miami? 900 00:49:19,173 --> 00:49:20,305 Yeah, for the right amount of dollars 901 00:49:20,435 --> 00:49:21,349 I think you can have as vibrant 902 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:22,481 of a time as you would like. 903 00:49:24,309 --> 00:49:26,441 I imagine you've done a lot of work with Art Basel. 904 00:49:26,572 --> 00:49:28,487 No, no. I don't-- Who's that? I don't know him. 905 00:49:32,882 --> 00:49:34,580 -Come on, guys. -Oh, my God. 906 00:49:34,710 --> 00:49:37,975 Of course, I know Art Basel. It's the most famous art fair. 907 00:49:38,105 --> 00:49:40,238 It happens in my city every single year. 908 00:49:40,368 --> 00:49:42,892 -Wow. Your face just now... 909 00:49:43,023 --> 00:49:44,982 Well, I mean, if the show's anything like him, 910 00:49:45,112 --> 00:49:46,548 count me in. 911 00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:48,420 You better talk to him while you can because 912 00:49:48,550 --> 00:49:52,424 he's about to get super famous and super unavailable. 913 00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:53,903 Wow. 914 00:49:54,034 --> 00:49:54,861 Well, that's quite a build-up. 915 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:56,123 That's a deal. 916 00:49:56,254 --> 00:49:57,907 I don't know about all that, but yes. 917 00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:01,650 She is looking unusually radiant tonight. 918 00:50:03,130 --> 00:50:04,784 Yeah, I guess, um... I don't know. 919 00:50:04,914 --> 00:50:08,048 It must be good for the soul, the whole divorce. 920 00:50:08,179 --> 00:50:11,312 -Divorce. -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 921 00:50:11,443 --> 00:50:12,661 Yeah, I'm-- What? 922 00:50:12,792 --> 00:50:14,141 Do you guys have a different word 923 00:50:14,272 --> 00:50:15,621 for the ending of a marriage here? 924 00:50:15,751 --> 00:50:18,189 Uh, yeah. When it's untrue. Yeah. 925 00:50:18,319 --> 00:50:20,060 I mean, yes, they have an agreement at the moment. 926 00:50:20,191 --> 00:50:21,453 Yeah. 927 00:50:21,583 --> 00:50:23,672 But, I mean, that family pre-nup 928 00:50:23,803 --> 00:50:25,109 is going to take a decade to litigate. 929 00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:26,501 Exactly. 930 00:50:26,632 --> 00:50:27,633 Plus she knows that at the end of it 931 00:50:27,763 --> 00:50:28,764 she'll get absolutely nothing. 932 00:50:28,895 --> 00:50:30,331 -Which she'll hate. -Yeah. 933 00:50:30,462 --> 00:50:31,724 What she needs is to be able to stay with him, 934 00:50:31,854 --> 00:50:34,422 but not actually be with him. 935 00:50:34,553 --> 00:50:36,033 That would be the golden ticket. 936 00:50:36,163 --> 00:50:37,469 I wish you had gotten up, 937 00:50:37,599 --> 00:50:39,601 and really taken your clothes off. 938 00:50:39,732 --> 00:50:40,907 Okay, let's go back there. 939 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,300 I'll take my clothes off right now. 940 00:50:42,430 --> 00:50:43,431 I would have loved to see their faces. 941 00:50:43,562 --> 00:50:44,954 -Yeah. -They are so fake. 942 00:50:45,085 --> 00:50:46,739 They are the fakest people I know. 943 00:50:46,869 --> 00:50:50,525 I think the only person that is real in my life is Zadie. 944 00:50:50,656 --> 00:50:52,179 She's about as real as it gets at times. 945 00:50:52,310 --> 00:50:54,051 Yes. She'll tell you what she thinks. 946 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,010 What about you, Mike? 947 00:50:58,751 --> 00:51:00,492 Are you real? 948 00:51:00,622 --> 00:51:03,103 What do you mean, am I real? Am I-- Do you think I'm real? 949 00:51:04,278 --> 00:51:05,279 I don't know. 950 00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:11,068 You know, sometimes you kind of feel like a dream. 951 00:51:11,633 --> 00:51:13,070 Hmm. 952 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,028 I mean, you look like a dream. 953 00:51:15,159 --> 00:51:16,073 Mm-hmm. 954 00:51:18,423 --> 00:51:20,077 You smell like a dream. 955 00:51:20,207 --> 00:51:21,121 Mm-hmm. 956 00:51:23,167 --> 00:51:25,169 You taste like a dream. 957 00:51:32,393 --> 00:51:35,570 Wait. I just want to make sure. Listen. 958 00:51:35,701 --> 00:51:37,572 No, it's okay. No. I get it. I get it. 959 00:51:37,703 --> 00:51:39,183 No, no, no. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 960 00:51:39,313 --> 00:51:41,098 -That was really stupid. -No, I just-- 961 00:51:41,141 --> 00:51:42,577 No, I just want to tell you-- No, no. I'm sorry. I didn't-- 962 00:51:42,621 --> 00:51:44,057 You know what? I'm sorry, I'm just so drunk. 963 00:51:44,188 --> 00:51:45,450 -I shouldn't have stopped-- 964 00:51:45,580 --> 00:51:46,973 What? You had, like, one glass of wine. 965 00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:48,105 No, look, that was my fault. That was my-- 966 00:51:48,148 --> 00:51:49,367 Are you saying I'm crazy? 967 00:51:49,497 --> 00:51:50,455 No, I'm definitely not saying you're crazy. 968 00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:52,109 Are you telling me I'm crazy? 969 00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:53,371 I'm saying I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stop you. 970 00:51:53,501 --> 00:51:54,807 Well, this was uncalled for so... 971 00:51:54,937 --> 00:51:56,156 obviously if I'm not drunk, I'm crazy. 972 00:51:56,287 --> 00:51:57,462 I didn't mean to stop you. Come here. 973 00:51:57,592 --> 00:51:58,941 Stop. Hey-- Max, stop. I'm sorry. 974 00:51:59,072 --> 00:52:00,117 And I'm not crazy. I am very drunk actually. 975 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,119 Stop. Stop. Listen to my-- 976 00:52:02,249 --> 00:52:04,425 No, you stop. I don't want to listen to you. 977 00:52:04,556 --> 00:52:08,299 Right now, anything that you say to me is gonna be wrong. 978 00:52:09,996 --> 00:52:13,565 I already said I'm sorry. Okay? I get it. I get it. 979 00:52:13,695 --> 00:52:16,655 You don't have to like, rub it in. 980 00:52:16,785 --> 00:52:18,004 All right. 981 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:20,398 No pity talking or anything. I get it. 982 00:52:26,273 --> 00:52:29,798 Can you put some music on, Victor? 983 00:52:39,025 --> 00:52:42,898 ♪ Why don't we steal away 984 00:52:43,029 --> 00:52:44,552 ♪ Into the night 985 00:52:46,859 --> 00:52:48,687 ♪ I know it ain't right 986 00:52:59,088 --> 00:53:01,613 Oh, hello. Good morning. 987 00:53:01,743 --> 00:53:03,005 Good morning. 988 00:53:03,136 --> 00:53:04,659 What are you doing up so early? 989 00:53:04,790 --> 00:53:06,270 I'm writing a novel. 990 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:09,708 -A novel? -Mm-hmm. 991 00:53:09,838 --> 00:53:12,580 They make you write novels in school over here? 992 00:53:12,711 --> 00:53:14,800 Do you assume that because of my age 993 00:53:14,930 --> 00:53:15,888 I only have the mental capacity 994 00:53:16,018 --> 00:53:17,759 to write a novel for school? 995 00:53:17,890 --> 00:53:20,197 No, I just don't know anyone that's ever written a novel. 996 00:53:21,285 --> 00:53:22,982 What is it about? 997 00:53:23,112 --> 00:53:26,246 It's about some people who know each other and do things. 998 00:53:26,377 --> 00:53:28,422 It's about every time I draw 999 00:53:28,553 --> 00:53:30,859 another gentrified breath into my helpless body. 1000 00:53:30,990 --> 00:53:33,514 And it's about 40 pages. 1001 00:53:33,645 --> 00:53:35,081 That's a good amount of pages. 1002 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:36,169 It is. 1003 00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:37,301 How many are you gonna go for? 1004 00:53:38,258 --> 00:53:40,042 A few more. 1005 00:53:40,173 --> 00:53:41,740 -What's up, Vic? -Yeah, right. 1006 00:53:43,916 --> 00:53:46,658 What? What? Why is he like that? 1007 00:53:46,788 --> 00:53:49,400 If he acts like he likes you, he hates you. 1008 00:53:49,530 --> 00:53:51,228 And if he acts like he hates you... 1009 00:53:51,358 --> 00:53:55,057 it's a sign of respect because he actually does hate you. 1010 00:53:55,188 --> 00:53:58,583 Yeah, that's not helpful. Why doesn't he just quit? 1011 00:53:58,713 --> 00:54:01,542 Same reason you don't quit. Systemic economic inequality. 1012 00:54:03,152 --> 00:54:06,243 Speaking of, have you seen Maxandra this morning? 1013 00:54:06,373 --> 00:54:08,593 No. And why do you call her that? 1014 00:54:08,723 --> 00:54:09,898 You know she hates it. 1015 00:54:10,029 --> 00:54:11,291 She brought me from an orphanage, 1016 00:54:11,422 --> 00:54:12,945 saying "mother" would feel like a lie. 1017 00:54:13,075 --> 00:54:15,556 Come on. That's a little strong. 1018 00:54:15,687 --> 00:54:17,602 Look, she's doing the best she can. 1019 00:54:17,732 --> 00:54:19,647 And she loves the shit out of you. 1020 00:54:19,778 --> 00:54:21,388 I think the real question is 1021 00:54:21,519 --> 00:54:22,998 why do you love the shit out of her? 1022 00:54:26,350 --> 00:54:28,656 Love is a really, really big word, Zadie. 1023 00:54:28,787 --> 00:54:30,658 And, look, the truth is 1024 00:54:30,789 --> 00:54:33,313 no one's believed in me like your mom has, so I-- 1025 00:54:33,444 --> 00:54:36,273 -Zadie? -Hi, Roger. 1026 00:54:36,403 --> 00:54:37,752 Hello, dear. 1027 00:54:37,883 --> 00:54:39,972 That's your-- 1028 00:54:40,102 --> 00:54:44,063 -Is your mother around? -Maxandra is upstairs. 1029 00:54:44,193 --> 00:54:45,934 And who's this? 1030 00:54:46,065 --> 00:54:47,501 This is Mike. 1031 00:54:47,632 --> 00:54:50,330 Mike is the new director for Isabel Ascendant. 1032 00:54:50,461 --> 00:54:52,767 -Ah, right. -What's up? 1033 00:54:53,507 --> 00:54:54,769 Roger Rattigan. 1034 00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:57,468 Michael Jeffrey Lane. 1035 00:54:57,598 --> 00:54:58,773 I hope Max didn't schedule 1036 00:54:58,904 --> 00:55:00,166 to meet both of us at the same time. 1037 00:55:01,472 --> 00:55:03,300 -He's staying here. -Ah. 1038 00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:06,564 -Mm-hmm. -Well, no conflict then. 1039 00:55:07,391 --> 00:55:09,001 No. 1040 00:55:09,131 --> 00:55:11,395 I hope the theater itself has treated you well thus far. 1041 00:55:11,525 --> 00:55:13,614 Oh, she's been a pleasure to be inside of. 1042 00:55:13,745 --> 00:55:15,137 It's got such a wonderful feel. 1043 00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:16,400 I'm looking forward to seeing 1044 00:55:16,530 --> 00:55:17,749 how you improve such a classic. 1045 00:55:17,879 --> 00:55:20,012 I can't wait for you to experience it. 1046 00:55:24,408 --> 00:55:26,235 It's a little rough, so be nice. 1047 00:55:26,366 --> 00:55:27,324 Okay. 1048 00:55:27,454 --> 00:55:29,021 -Woods. -Sound. Go. 1049 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:34,896 ♪ Followed your name 1050 00:55:35,027 --> 00:55:37,508 ♪ Into the wild 1051 00:55:37,638 --> 00:55:39,901 ♪ Yeah, yeah 1052 00:55:40,032 --> 00:55:42,948 ♪ Showed you my shame 1053 00:55:43,078 --> 00:55:44,471 ♪ I ran a mile 1054 00:55:46,212 --> 00:55:49,476 ♪ I sing your lullaby 1055 00:55:49,607 --> 00:55:51,391 ♪ Your melodies 1056 00:55:51,522 --> 00:55:52,740 ♪ Like a symphony 1057 00:55:55,700 --> 00:55:58,137 ♪ We burn the same 1058 00:55:58,267 --> 00:56:00,226 ♪ Inside a fire 1059 00:56:01,793 --> 00:56:05,187 ♪ I just need a little mercy 1060 00:56:05,318 --> 00:56:07,233 -♪ Mercy on me 1061 00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:12,717 ♪ I just need a little mercy 1062 00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:14,849 ♪ Mercy on me 1063 00:56:17,156 --> 00:56:20,377 ♪ I drank your holy water 1064 00:56:20,507 --> 00:56:22,248 ♪ Your liberty 1065 00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:23,945 ♪ Your make-believe 1066 00:56:25,033 --> 00:56:27,166 ♪ I just need a little mercy 1067 00:56:28,254 --> 00:56:30,256 ♪ Mercy on me 1068 00:56:48,143 --> 00:56:50,407 ♪ I just need a little mercy 1069 00:56:51,364 --> 00:56:52,452 ♪ Mercy 1070 00:56:55,629 --> 00:56:58,240 ♪ I just need a little mercy 1071 00:56:59,067 --> 00:57:00,417 ♪ Mercy 1072 00:57:05,900 --> 00:57:09,469 Bravo. Bravo. 1073 00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:13,038 Bravo. Bellissimo. Now that is class. 1074 00:57:13,168 --> 00:57:15,301 Yeah. No, that was great. 1075 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:17,346 Um, yeah, I got to figure out, uh... 1076 00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:18,696 where it goes in the show. 1077 00:57:18,826 --> 00:57:21,916 Uh, but, yeah, it was-- It was great. 1078 00:57:22,047 --> 00:57:24,005 All right, Harry, let's go. 1079 00:57:25,616 --> 00:57:26,573 Give it to her. 1080 00:57:26,704 --> 00:57:27,835 ♪ Oh 1081 00:57:29,968 --> 00:57:31,099 Take your time, boy. 1082 00:57:32,057 --> 00:57:33,145 Show her. 1083 00:57:33,275 --> 00:57:36,888 ♪ With your permission 1084 00:57:37,018 --> 00:57:40,587 ♪ I just wanna spend a little time with you ♪ 1085 00:57:40,718 --> 00:57:41,719 Yep. 1086 00:57:42,807 --> 00:57:43,808 That's it. 1087 00:57:45,549 --> 00:57:47,376 Hey, give her the business. 1088 00:57:49,988 --> 00:57:52,991 ♪ Tonight I wanna be a little me on you ♪ 1089 00:57:53,121 --> 00:57:54,209 Uh, uh. 1090 00:57:55,036 --> 00:57:56,560 Uh-oh. 1091 00:57:58,779 --> 00:58:00,999 ♪ With your permission 1092 00:58:02,870 --> 00:58:05,525 ♪ I wanna spend the night sippin' on you ♪ 1093 00:58:08,006 --> 00:58:11,313 That's it. That's it. All right, sick. 1094 00:58:11,444 --> 00:58:13,707 Look, I mean, you can't dance any better than that. 1095 00:58:13,838 --> 00:58:15,187 That's perfect. 1096 00:58:15,317 --> 00:58:16,580 I mean, the only-- If I had a little note 1097 00:58:16,710 --> 00:58:18,582 it would just be this specific dance 1098 00:58:18,712 --> 00:58:21,236 is a little more like fucking than dancing. 1099 00:58:21,367 --> 00:58:23,761 And you know, look, the song is called "Permission," 1100 00:58:23,891 --> 00:58:25,066 so once you get permission 1101 00:58:25,197 --> 00:58:26,894 you got to keep it, and you got to-- 1102 00:58:27,025 --> 00:58:29,070 The only way to do that is to keep a connection with her. 1103 00:58:29,201 --> 00:58:30,550 Here, watch. Look, see if you can see the difference. 1104 00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:33,597 Like, literally you don't even have to dance at all. 1105 00:58:34,902 --> 00:58:36,034 -Hi. -Hey. 1106 00:58:36,164 --> 00:58:37,644 -Can I touch you? -Of course. 1107 00:58:37,775 --> 00:58:39,820 -Yeah? You sure? -Yeah. 1108 00:58:39,951 --> 00:58:41,996 ♪ With your permission 1109 00:58:43,911 --> 00:58:47,611 ♪ I just wanna spend a little time with you ♪ 1110 00:58:52,398 --> 00:58:54,443 ♪ With your permission 1111 00:58:56,620 --> 00:59:00,145 ♪ Tonight I wanna be a little me on you ♪ 1112 00:59:01,059 --> 00:59:03,235 ♪ Aw, yeah 1113 00:59:05,237 --> 00:59:07,761 ♪ With your permission 1114 00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:13,724 ♪ I wanna spend the night sippin' on you ♪ 1115 00:59:13,854 --> 00:59:17,336 ♪ You know what I'm talking about baby, yeah ♪ 1116 00:59:19,730 --> 00:59:21,906 Woody! Woody, Woody, Woody, Woody. 1117 00:59:24,735 --> 00:59:26,824 I don't understand. 1118 00:59:26,954 --> 00:59:31,437 You have this beautiful legendary stage... 1119 00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:34,092 but you're hovering around the chair. 1120 00:59:35,484 --> 00:59:37,269 I mean, you can do the same... 1121 00:59:39,314 --> 00:59:41,578 over here, or your... 1122 00:59:43,405 --> 00:59:45,146 -over there. -Mm-hmm. 1123 00:59:45,277 --> 00:59:47,192 No woman wants to be suffocated 1124 00:59:47,322 --> 00:59:48,672 by testículos. 1125 00:59:48,802 --> 00:59:49,760 That's fair. 1126 00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:51,196 It's nice to expand, you know? 1127 00:59:51,979 --> 00:59:53,067 Okay. 1128 00:59:54,721 --> 00:59:57,332 Less testiculars and expansion. 1129 01:00:36,589 --> 01:00:38,112 Some scholars suggest that dance 1130 01:00:38,243 --> 01:00:39,897 once was a form of communication 1131 01:00:40,027 --> 01:00:43,161 as integral to our daily life as eating or sleeping. 1132 01:00:43,291 --> 01:00:45,772 Traditionally, tribal courtship dances 1133 01:00:45,903 --> 01:00:47,556 allowed dancers of opposite sexes 1134 01:00:47,687 --> 01:00:49,558 to engage in socially acceptable 1135 01:00:49,689 --> 01:00:51,473 physical contact before they were even 1136 01:00:51,604 --> 01:00:53,519 allowed to speak to one another. 1137 01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:55,303 Only when a leisure class began 1138 01:00:55,434 --> 01:00:57,741 to emerge out of early economic development 1139 01:00:57,871 --> 01:00:59,046 did humans begin to view dance 1140 01:00:59,177 --> 01:01:00,395 as a source of pleasure apart 1141 01:01:00,526 --> 01:01:02,223 from its original purpose, 1142 01:01:02,354 --> 01:01:05,009 to bridge people together from different worlds... 1143 01:01:05,139 --> 01:01:07,664 to heal wounds when words would not suffice. 1144 01:01:14,758 --> 01:01:15,889 All right, you all ready? 1145 01:01:16,977 --> 01:01:18,544 Play back. 1146 01:01:27,901 --> 01:01:31,513 All right. Stop! Stop the music! Stop! 1147 01:01:31,644 --> 01:01:34,603 Hey! Excuse me, who the hell are you? 1148 01:01:36,736 --> 01:01:38,520 City of Westminster. 1149 01:01:38,651 --> 01:01:41,132 Historical Architecture High Committee. 1150 01:01:41,262 --> 01:01:44,222 Well, I'm the owner of this theater. Is there a problem? 1151 01:01:45,136 --> 01:01:46,659 Oh, I would think so. 1152 01:01:53,274 --> 01:01:54,406 Anything else? 1153 01:01:56,756 --> 01:01:58,279 You'll be hearing from us. 1154 01:02:03,371 --> 01:02:04,590 We're fucked. 1155 01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:09,726 "The owner must obtain written approval 1156 01:02:09,856 --> 01:02:11,597 to make material changes to property. 1157 01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:14,556 If changes be made without approval or special exemption, 1158 01:02:14,687 --> 01:02:15,862 the owner must restore 1159 01:02:15,993 --> 01:02:17,559 the theater to its original condition 1160 01:02:17,690 --> 01:02:20,693 and then file for approval with the city." 1161 01:02:20,824 --> 01:02:23,304 This is Roger trying to control me. 1162 01:02:23,435 --> 01:02:25,742 Even though we are separated 1163 01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:26,960 and in the middle of a divorce 1164 01:02:27,091 --> 01:02:28,832 because he fucked the assistant. 1165 01:02:32,357 --> 01:02:33,488 I'm sorry, baby, 1166 01:02:33,619 --> 01:02:34,881 but it's not like it's a secret. 1167 01:02:36,274 --> 01:02:38,189 What if we just do it anyway? 1168 01:02:38,319 --> 01:02:40,060 I mean, what are they really gonna do? 1169 01:02:40,191 --> 01:02:41,758 "Failure to comply will result 1170 01:02:41,888 --> 01:02:43,847 in a fine of 10,000 pounds per day... 1171 01:02:43,977 --> 01:02:46,893 and/or seizure of the property by the City." 1172 01:02:47,024 --> 01:02:48,765 Even if I pay the fine, 1173 01:02:48,895 --> 01:02:51,724 he'll find a way to exert pressure on these people 1174 01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:53,595 and force them to bend the rules. 1175 01:02:53,726 --> 01:02:55,162 That's just the way he operates. 1176 01:02:55,293 --> 01:02:56,729 -Isn't it, Victor? -Well, in my opinion-- 1177 01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:58,383 We have to go all the way to the top 1178 01:02:58,513 --> 01:03:00,733 because our freedom is an illusion. 1179 01:03:00,864 --> 01:03:02,517 Yes, see when you start with no rights at all-- 1180 01:03:02,648 --> 01:03:04,389 So who is this person we need to seduce 1181 01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:05,782 and get them on our side? 1182 01:03:05,912 --> 01:03:08,001 I.e., the definition of corruption. 1183 01:03:09,263 --> 01:03:10,699 Zadie, baby... 1184 01:03:12,223 --> 01:03:13,746 you should know that the law 1185 01:03:13,877 --> 01:03:15,530 is useless when you're dealing 1186 01:03:15,661 --> 01:03:18,098 with entrenched male power structures. 1187 01:03:18,229 --> 01:03:20,361 -Not all male. -What do you mean? 1188 01:03:20,492 --> 01:03:21,972 Edna Eaglebauer. 1189 01:03:22,102 --> 01:03:23,538 As the chairwoman, 1190 01:03:23,669 --> 01:03:24,888 she has the power to grant a special exemption. 1191 01:03:25,018 --> 01:03:27,151 Hey, Z, what else do we know about Edna? 1192 01:03:33,505 --> 01:03:35,942 Um, not much about her on Google. 1193 01:03:36,073 --> 01:03:37,596 Housing records indicate 1194 01:03:37,726 --> 01:03:38,771 she's most likely single and lives alone. 1195 01:03:38,902 --> 01:03:40,817 That's promising. 1196 01:03:40,947 --> 01:03:43,210 Um, she's got no presence on social media. 1197 01:03:43,341 --> 01:03:46,866 Asides her bio on the council website. 1198 01:03:46,997 --> 01:03:49,695 Check if she has a pet or a hobby. 1199 01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:53,830 Not that I can tell. She's a ghost. 1200 01:04:48,362 --> 01:04:49,494 I'll tell you what... 1201 01:04:49,624 --> 01:04:50,669 this bird's got to have a heart of stone 1202 01:04:50,799 --> 01:04:52,236 to shut down Swan Lake. 1203 01:04:52,366 --> 01:04:54,499 Maybe, but everybody wants something. 1204 01:04:54,629 --> 01:04:56,893 We just got to keep looking. 1205 01:04:57,023 --> 01:04:59,678 What if she didn't even know what she wants? 1206 01:04:59,808 --> 01:05:01,419 Well, that never stopped men 1207 01:05:01,549 --> 01:05:03,900 from coming up with the wrong answer. 1208 01:05:04,030 --> 01:05:05,510 Come on, guys, give me something. 1209 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:06,946 Victor, don't just sit there. 1210 01:05:07,077 --> 01:05:08,643 I'll murder her for the right price. 1211 01:05:08,774 --> 01:05:10,210 That might be the best idea. 1212 01:05:10,341 --> 01:05:11,559 But, look, this feels like 1213 01:05:11,690 --> 01:05:13,431 a woman's perspective sort of a thing. 1214 01:05:13,561 --> 01:05:15,781 Like what did you want before Miami? 1215 01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:17,391 I just wanted to escape my life. 1216 01:05:19,698 --> 01:05:21,700 But then... 1217 01:05:21,830 --> 01:05:26,792 someone came along and gave me this unexpected 1218 01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:32,972 magical moment that made me remember who I really was. 1219 01:05:33,103 --> 01:05:35,148 It was like a little treasure. 1220 01:05:35,279 --> 01:05:37,934 Okay, so we need to figure out who Edna was before 1221 01:05:38,064 --> 01:05:40,240 she became a bureaucrat and tap into that then. 1222 01:05:41,633 --> 01:05:42,677 That's it! 1223 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,694 I don't understand why you don't want "Suavemente." 1224 01:07:26,825 --> 01:07:28,044 I don't think-- No. I love "Suavemente." 1225 01:07:28,174 --> 01:07:29,654 It's a great song. 1226 01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:30,959 -It's a different beat. -It is great. I agree. 1227 01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:32,396 We just don't need it right now. 1228 01:07:32,526 --> 01:07:33,745 Look, it-- Look, hear me out. It's Isabel... 1229 01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:35,094 Unicorn, "Champagne," "Sex Machine..." 1230 01:07:35,225 --> 01:07:36,400 -Oh, trust me... -"Permission," "Suits." 1231 01:07:36,530 --> 01:07:37,705 I know it by heart. And you know what's more 1232 01:07:37,836 --> 01:07:39,011 important than "Suavemente"? 1233 01:07:39,142 --> 01:07:40,621 We still don't have a grand finale. 1234 01:07:40,752 --> 01:07:42,058 Well, great. We'll make one. It's a group number. 1235 01:07:42,188 --> 01:07:43,537 Most important part of the whole show. 1236 01:07:43,581 --> 01:07:44,582 And then everybody will dance out into the crowd. 1237 01:07:44,625 --> 01:07:45,931 It'll be amazing. 1238 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:48,064 -Oh, that's so random. -Why is that random? 1239 01:07:48,194 --> 01:07:49,152 Everybody dancing in the crowd. 1240 01:07:49,282 --> 01:07:50,501 We've done that already. 1241 01:07:50,631 --> 01:07:51,719 It's got to be something different, 1242 01:07:51,850 --> 01:07:53,243 something personal. 1243 01:07:53,373 --> 01:07:54,679 They're all good and personal, 1244 01:07:54,809 --> 01:07:55,984 and they're there for a reason. I don't-- 1245 01:07:56,115 --> 01:07:57,725 Why are you doing this right now? 1246 01:07:57,856 --> 01:08:00,119 Why are you making it, like, we don't have a good show? 1247 01:08:00,250 --> 01:08:03,296 I know. You should be dancing in it. 1248 01:08:03,427 --> 01:08:05,820 You have lost your mind. What are you talking about? 1249 01:08:05,951 --> 01:08:07,300 I'm not dancing in the show. 1250 01:08:07,431 --> 01:08:08,867 Why are you saying no to everything I say? 1251 01:08:08,997 --> 01:08:10,347 -I'm not saying no. -Have you noticed that? 1252 01:08:10,477 --> 01:08:12,175 I've said yes on every single part of the show. 1253 01:08:12,305 --> 01:08:15,569 We need something climactic, different, something personal. 1254 01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:17,876 Great, then do something personal. 1255 01:08:18,006 --> 01:08:19,312 Give me something that I don't know about you. 1256 01:08:19,443 --> 01:08:21,314 Why is it about me? This is about women. 1257 01:08:21,445 --> 01:08:22,881 You're a woman. I'm not. 1258 01:08:23,011 --> 01:08:24,187 I'm not gonna be dancing in the show. 1259 01:08:24,317 --> 01:08:25,623 Why don't you make it personal? 1260 01:08:25,753 --> 01:08:27,146 Well, do whatever you want. 1261 01:08:27,277 --> 01:08:28,930 Do the thing that you and Antonio have been making. 1262 01:08:29,061 --> 01:08:31,107 It's great. That's personal, ain't it? 1263 01:08:31,237 --> 01:08:33,152 Hey, it's your show. 1264 01:08:33,283 --> 01:08:34,980 Give me something that's yours. 1265 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:36,895 Open up. 1266 01:08:37,025 --> 01:08:39,071 -I did. -When? 1267 01:08:39,202 --> 01:08:40,812 The whole-- This whole time. 1268 01:08:40,942 --> 01:08:42,205 And if you haven't seen it, 1269 01:08:42,335 --> 01:08:43,902 I don't know what to tell you about it. 1270 01:08:44,032 --> 01:08:45,338 Well, I don't know what to tell you about it since 1271 01:08:45,469 --> 01:08:47,558 I tried to kiss you and you pulled away. 1272 01:08:47,688 --> 01:08:49,516 You don't know how to open up. 1273 01:08:49,647 --> 01:08:51,431 That's why you need the "Suavemente." 1274 01:08:51,562 --> 01:08:55,348 Oh! Still waiting for passing trade, you nosy fuck! 1275 01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:58,134 Your turn; he's impossible. 1276 01:09:15,238 --> 01:09:16,804 Yes, Victor? 1277 01:09:16,935 --> 01:09:18,502 I did not say anything. 1278 01:09:18,632 --> 01:09:20,156 Yeah. Yeah. You're always saying something in your head. 1279 01:09:20,286 --> 01:09:21,635 Just say it out loud, man. 1280 01:09:23,985 --> 01:09:26,858 You see, the problem with Max is 1281 01:09:26,988 --> 01:09:29,165 she tends to overcomplicate things. 1282 01:09:29,295 --> 01:09:30,731 Yeah. 1283 01:09:30,862 --> 01:09:33,038 Especially when she knows exactly what she wants. 1284 01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:35,083 And she knows exactly what she wants 1285 01:09:35,214 --> 01:09:36,302 when it comes to you. 1286 01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:43,657 Why do you work for her? 1287 01:09:43,788 --> 01:09:45,398 You could easily work for Roger. 1288 01:09:46,791 --> 01:09:48,401 She's got bigger balls. 1289 01:09:52,536 --> 01:09:53,885 Listen, motherfucker. 1290 01:09:54,015 --> 01:09:55,147 -I rest my case. -Yeah. 1291 01:09:55,278 --> 01:09:56,670 You better make up your mind 1292 01:09:56,801 --> 01:09:58,063 because you're driving me crazy. 1293 01:09:58,194 --> 01:09:59,195 Oh, just-- Yeah, you're driving me crazy. 1294 01:09:59,325 --> 01:10:00,500 What are you doing? 1295 01:10:00,631 --> 01:10:01,849 Just stop. 1296 01:10:01,980 --> 01:10:04,243 -Okay, just shut up. -No, you stop. 1297 01:10:04,374 --> 01:10:06,376 You shut up. 1298 01:10:06,506 --> 01:10:09,074 I just want a happy ending. 1299 01:10:13,034 --> 01:10:15,254 You're an insane person. You know that, right? 1300 01:10:15,385 --> 01:10:16,734 Mm-hmm. 1301 01:10:44,892 --> 01:10:46,938 Given the debate and confusion 1302 01:10:47,068 --> 01:10:49,157 around the word "love" generally... 1303 01:10:49,288 --> 01:10:51,421 what are we to make of the word "love" 1304 01:10:51,551 --> 01:10:53,423 in the context of dancing? 1305 01:10:53,553 --> 01:10:55,903 If you love dancing with someone, 1306 01:10:56,034 --> 01:10:58,645 does that mean on some level that you love them? 1307 01:10:58,776 --> 01:11:01,909 What other feelings are exchanged during a dance? 1308 01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:04,434 Can you dance with someone you don't trust? 1309 01:11:04,564 --> 01:11:07,524 Should you trust someone just because they can dance? 1310 01:11:07,654 --> 01:11:10,004 Max and Mike weren't thinking about this, 1311 01:11:10,135 --> 01:11:11,484 but they should have been. 1312 01:11:11,615 --> 01:11:13,138 Stop the music! 1313 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,619 Stop the music! Stop the music. 1314 01:11:16,837 --> 01:11:18,274 -Edna? -Edna? 1315 01:11:18,404 --> 01:11:20,145 I am so sorry, Ms. Mendoza. 1316 01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:21,755 I am so deeply sorry 1317 01:11:21,886 --> 01:11:24,323 to each and every one of you beautiful creatures. 1318 01:11:24,454 --> 01:11:25,672 Sorry for what? 1319 01:11:25,803 --> 01:11:27,413 Height restrictions for stage risers. 1320 01:11:27,544 --> 01:11:29,110 Apparently, your new stage 1321 01:11:29,241 --> 01:11:30,503 is three quarters of an inch too high. 1322 01:11:30,634 --> 01:11:32,157 Your exemption has been denied. 1323 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:34,725 You're to shut down immediately. 1324 01:11:34,855 --> 01:11:36,901 But you had already approved it! 1325 01:11:37,031 --> 01:11:40,861 I got a call from an MP's office. It's law. 1326 01:11:40,992 --> 01:11:42,298 There's nothing I can do. 1327 01:11:44,561 --> 01:11:47,781 Keep working. I'll take care of this. I'll be right back. 1328 01:11:47,912 --> 01:11:48,869 Okay. 1329 01:12:03,710 --> 01:12:05,886 How fucking dare you? 1330 01:12:06,017 --> 01:12:08,672 You're not shutting me down again. Not this time. 1331 01:12:08,802 --> 01:12:11,631 Max, I sincerely want to rebuild our trust. 1332 01:12:11,762 --> 01:12:13,024 -In the meantime, 1333 01:12:13,154 --> 01:12:14,982 I'm just trying to look out for you. 1334 01:12:15,113 --> 01:12:17,245 How is shutting down my show looking out for me? 1335 01:12:17,376 --> 01:12:18,595 I'm not talking about the show. 1336 01:12:18,725 --> 01:12:19,900 Then what are you talking about? 1337 01:12:20,031 --> 01:12:21,946 I'm talking about your judgment. 1338 01:12:22,076 --> 01:12:24,122 I'm talking what I witnessed in the kitchen 1339 01:12:24,252 --> 01:12:25,384 in front of our daughter. 1340 01:12:25,515 --> 01:12:28,039 Roger, I wouldn't get into a dispute 1341 01:12:28,169 --> 01:12:29,867 about judgment with me right now. 1342 01:12:29,997 --> 01:12:33,392 You handed my family's theater over to a fucking stripper. 1343 01:12:35,133 --> 01:12:37,396 You don't know anything about Mike. 1344 01:12:37,527 --> 01:12:41,008 I know when you're being used. Don't you see that? 1345 01:12:41,487 --> 01:12:42,488 No. 1346 01:12:43,881 --> 01:12:46,884 Darling, I know we're all getting old, 1347 01:12:47,014 --> 01:12:49,365 but I didn't know you were so desperate. 1348 01:12:49,495 --> 01:12:52,585 Fuck you! We care for each other. 1349 01:12:52,716 --> 01:12:55,632 Max, have you even read our settlement agreement? 1350 01:12:55,762 --> 01:12:59,200 The language about denigrating or harming the family brand? 1351 01:12:59,331 --> 01:13:01,115 The moment that show goes up, 1352 01:13:01,246 --> 01:13:03,030 mother's barristers will be clawing back 1353 01:13:03,161 --> 01:13:04,945 every last shilling in court 1354 01:13:05,076 --> 01:13:06,773 and I won't be able to stop her. 1355 01:13:06,904 --> 01:13:10,211 But if you're still too deluded to help yourself, 1356 01:13:10,342 --> 01:13:12,518 please be mindful of Zadie. 1357 01:13:12,649 --> 01:13:15,695 She shouldn't have to pay the price for your fantasies. 1358 01:13:21,571 --> 01:13:22,789 Would you please stop it? 1359 01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:24,704 What? 1360 01:13:24,835 --> 01:13:26,489 I know what you're thinking. 1361 01:13:26,619 --> 01:13:28,404 You're thinking, "What was she thinking?" 1362 01:13:28,534 --> 01:13:30,144 You weren't thinking, were you? 1363 01:13:30,275 --> 01:13:31,407 You were falling in love. 1364 01:13:31,537 --> 01:13:33,104 Oh, shut the fuck up. 1365 01:13:33,234 --> 01:13:34,845 You think I don't know that? 1366 01:13:34,975 --> 01:13:37,282 And don't you dare judge me. You were not there. 1367 01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:39,676 That one fucking dance... 1368 01:13:40,677 --> 01:13:42,505 changed everything in me. 1369 01:13:45,508 --> 01:13:49,642 It feels like it made me the best version of myself... 1370 01:13:49,773 --> 01:13:51,035 but everybody's laughing at me. 1371 01:13:51,165 --> 01:13:52,863 I'm a joke. An embarrassment. 1372 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:56,475 Not to him though. 1373 01:13:58,695 --> 01:14:00,523 He believes in me. 1374 01:14:00,653 --> 01:14:02,394 I have to go tell him 1375 01:14:02,525 --> 01:14:05,658 that our show about empowering women is dead... 1376 01:14:05,789 --> 01:14:08,400 because I'm so fucking powerless. 1377 01:14:10,315 --> 01:14:12,839 The most frightening part is that... 1378 01:14:12,970 --> 01:14:15,015 I'm about to find out if that dance 1379 01:14:15,146 --> 01:14:17,975 meant as much to him as it did to me. 1380 01:14:19,890 --> 01:14:23,850 Or if I'm just another goddamn Tuesday. 1381 01:14:23,981 --> 01:14:26,026 No, you're more like a Thursday, madame. 1382 01:14:28,551 --> 01:14:31,205 Have I always been this adolescent? 1383 01:14:31,336 --> 01:14:34,426 No. Only when it's raining. 1384 01:14:36,994 --> 01:14:40,650 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 1385 01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:41,999 One. 1386 01:14:42,129 --> 01:14:43,087 Mike. 1387 01:14:45,045 --> 01:14:47,047 Uh, Jack, keep taking them through. 1388 01:14:52,183 --> 01:14:54,359 What the fuck you mean "we're done"? 1389 01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:59,059 I'm sorry. I did my best, but I failed. 1390 01:14:59,190 --> 01:15:01,105 -Wait. What-- All right. -Victor will come back 1391 01:15:01,235 --> 01:15:02,628 and pick you up, 1392 01:15:02,759 --> 01:15:04,151 and he can arrange a flight for you tomorrow. 1393 01:15:04,282 --> 01:15:06,414 No, no, no. What happened? This isn't you. 1394 01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:07,981 What the fuck is going on with you, Max? 1395 01:15:12,551 --> 01:15:13,857 Nothing. 1396 01:15:13,987 --> 01:15:16,512 What? Un-fucking-believable. 1397 01:15:16,642 --> 01:15:19,645 You really are the Queen of the First Act, huh? Holy shit. 1398 01:15:22,605 --> 01:15:23,867 You don't know anything about me. 1399 01:15:23,997 --> 01:15:25,912 And you don't understand anything. 1400 01:15:26,043 --> 01:15:27,523 It's Friday. 1401 01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:30,221 They wouldn't pull the plug on us until Monday. 1402 01:15:30,351 --> 01:15:32,005 But you're walking away. 1403 01:15:32,136 --> 01:15:34,138 You have no show. 1404 01:15:34,268 --> 01:15:36,270 You couldn't even come up with an ending. 1405 01:15:36,401 --> 01:15:38,098 You cannot say that what we've created so far 1406 01:15:38,229 --> 01:15:39,622 isn't fucking special. 1407 01:15:39,752 --> 01:15:41,624 You cannot say that. I know you can't. 1408 01:15:46,454 --> 01:15:50,371 I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to let it go. 1409 01:15:52,765 --> 01:15:54,593 You'll still get paid. 1410 01:15:54,724 --> 01:15:57,727 Hey! Hey, look, I don't give a fuck about the money. 1411 01:15:57,857 --> 01:15:59,119 I don't fucking care. 1412 01:15:59,685 --> 01:16:01,165 Okay? 1413 01:16:01,295 --> 01:16:02,862 We're good at this and I'm not gonna 1414 01:16:02,993 --> 01:16:04,690 fucking just let us give up on it. 1415 01:16:04,821 --> 01:16:06,083 You're so good at this. 1416 01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:12,785 I bet you he never cared about what you were good at. Did he? 1417 01:16:17,224 --> 01:16:18,878 Don't let this be the end. 1418 01:16:25,842 --> 01:16:26,843 Uh. Uh. 1419 01:17:05,708 --> 01:17:07,623 -Woody! -Lay it on me, gov. 1420 01:17:07,753 --> 01:17:09,668 I need a plumber and a ballerina. 1421 01:17:11,539 --> 01:17:14,412 The princess is on a hunger strike. 1422 01:17:14,542 --> 01:17:15,935 Won't even open the door. 1423 01:17:16,066 --> 01:17:17,284 What? She's not even drinking? 1424 01:17:17,415 --> 01:17:18,938 I'm afraid not. 1425 01:17:19,069 --> 01:17:21,549 Did you try using your "wise British butler" voice? 1426 01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:26,380 Trust me, I went full metal Downton Abbey on her ass. 1427 01:17:26,511 --> 01:17:29,645 And if that bloke doesn't pull his head from his own ass... 1428 01:17:29,775 --> 01:17:32,038 you'll be parented from behind a closed door 1429 01:17:32,169 --> 01:17:34,127 for months. Years, even. 1430 01:17:34,258 --> 01:17:37,000 But you didn't tell her you slipped Mike the keys? 1431 01:17:37,130 --> 01:17:38,871 Please. 1432 01:17:39,002 --> 01:17:41,657 If the lawyers found out her careless manservant... 1433 01:17:41,787 --> 01:17:43,267 failed to lock The Rattigan doors, 1434 01:17:43,397 --> 01:17:45,573 she'll need plausible deniability. 1435 01:17:45,704 --> 01:17:47,184 If there's anything I've learned, 1436 01:17:47,314 --> 01:17:49,186 it's that you can't tell people anything. 1437 01:17:49,316 --> 01:17:50,927 They have to have an experience. 1438 01:17:54,017 --> 01:17:55,148 Message from Mike. 1439 01:17:56,759 --> 01:17:58,108 "End is not ending. 1440 01:17:58,238 --> 01:18:00,545 "Sunday at- 00 we roll. The Grand Finale." 1441 01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:01,851 Let me see that. 1442 01:18:04,070 --> 01:18:06,290 Crikey, it's a haiku. 1443 01:18:06,420 --> 01:18:10,207 Seventeen syllables in a five-seven-five pattern. 1444 01:18:10,337 --> 01:18:12,688 Purely coincidence, but still... 1445 01:18:12,818 --> 01:18:14,646 there's hope for him after all. 1446 01:18:14,777 --> 01:18:17,344 Sounds like Sunday's gonna be an experience. 1447 01:18:17,475 --> 01:18:19,825 Doesn't it just? 1448 01:20:04,016 --> 01:20:05,583 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1449 01:20:09,195 --> 01:20:10,240 Follow me. 1450 01:20:22,295 --> 01:20:24,210 Put some clothes on, Maxandra. 1451 01:20:27,431 --> 01:20:29,085 Why would I do that? 1452 01:20:29,215 --> 01:20:30,521 We have to go. 1453 01:20:32,566 --> 01:20:33,916 Where? 1454 01:20:34,046 --> 01:20:35,308 You know where. 1455 01:20:40,661 --> 01:20:42,185 -He didn't. -He did. 1456 01:20:42,315 --> 01:20:44,448 No, he didn't. 1457 01:20:44,578 --> 01:20:49,061 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No. No, it's gonna be a disaster. 1458 01:20:49,192 --> 01:20:50,410 No, it's not. 1459 01:20:50,541 --> 01:20:52,064 Oh, it's going to be a disaster. 1460 01:20:52,195 --> 01:20:53,761 No, no, no. I can't. I can't. Uh, uh, no. 1461 01:20:53,892 --> 01:20:55,198 -Yes, you can. -No, I can't go. 1462 01:20:55,328 --> 01:20:56,590 Come on. 1463 01:20:56,721 --> 01:20:58,288 No, I won't go and you can't make me. 1464 01:20:58,418 --> 01:20:59,680 Mom. 1465 01:21:01,552 --> 01:21:02,858 We have to go. 1466 01:21:28,753 --> 01:21:30,886 Here you go. There. 1467 01:21:31,016 --> 01:21:32,278 Victor. 1468 01:21:35,455 --> 01:21:36,935 The rumors about the show 1469 01:21:37,066 --> 01:21:39,416 were a form of entertainment for some. 1470 01:21:39,546 --> 01:21:41,853 But for the two people who created it, 1471 01:21:41,984 --> 01:21:43,724 the terror of the opening night 1472 01:21:43,855 --> 01:21:45,683 could only be managed by remembering 1473 01:21:45,813 --> 01:21:47,903 there would be no record of it. 1474 01:21:48,033 --> 01:21:51,428 Only the people who were there would ever experience 1475 01:21:51,558 --> 01:21:55,040 the story of Max and Mike as told through dance. 1476 01:21:55,171 --> 01:21:56,650 There's small ships, there's tall ships, 1477 01:21:56,781 --> 01:21:58,435 there're ships that sail the sea... 1478 01:21:58,565 --> 01:21:59,871 there's no ships like friendships, 1479 01:22:00,002 --> 01:22:02,395 so here's to you and me. One, two, three. 1480 01:22:02,526 --> 01:22:03,831 Let's go. 1481 01:22:03,962 --> 01:22:05,311 We are strippers! 1482 01:22:06,530 --> 01:22:07,618 Whoo! 1483 01:22:23,373 --> 01:22:24,461 All right, man. 1484 01:22:24,591 --> 01:22:26,332 -Let's go. -Yes. 1485 01:22:26,463 --> 01:22:29,466 Break a leg, everyone. Alex, cue one and sound. Go. 1486 01:22:41,217 --> 01:22:42,392 The light is different. 1487 01:22:43,871 --> 01:22:45,395 It's November. It's lower. 1488 01:22:50,617 --> 01:22:51,923 Harold's worried about lunch. 1489 01:22:52,054 --> 01:22:53,620 He said the menu is diabolical. 1490 01:22:53,751 --> 01:22:55,971 The menu is diabolical? 1491 01:22:56,101 --> 01:22:57,668 How can a menu be diabolical? 1492 01:22:57,798 --> 01:22:59,844 Only a person can be diabolical. 1493 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:01,498 A menu isn't alive. 1494 01:23:01,628 --> 01:23:03,021 Well, either way, he's worried. 1495 01:23:03,152 --> 01:23:04,544 And you're worried about him? 1496 01:23:04,675 --> 01:23:06,242 I don't envy him finding out. 1497 01:23:06,372 --> 01:23:08,287 -Well, I'll tell him. -Isabel, no. It's impossible. 1498 01:23:08,418 --> 01:23:10,159 -He has to know. -He can never know. 1499 01:23:11,551 --> 01:23:12,552 Harold. 1500 01:23:13,771 --> 01:23:16,339 Hello, darling. Walter. 1501 01:23:17,818 --> 01:23:19,124 Drinks? 1502 01:23:19,255 --> 01:23:20,691 Will you still be going to Calais? 1503 01:23:20,821 --> 01:23:23,694 No. I've decided to spend the summer here. 1504 01:23:23,824 --> 01:23:26,697 You see, Isabel is pregnant. 1505 01:23:26,827 --> 01:23:29,047 Oh. Congratulations. 1506 01:23:29,178 --> 01:23:31,658 Yes. We are very pleased. 1507 01:23:31,789 --> 01:23:34,183 We are hoping to have a son, of course. 1508 01:23:34,313 --> 01:23:37,838 That way the legacy of Chuffingham will be secure. 1509 01:23:37,969 --> 01:23:41,233 And if not, we will keep trying. 1510 01:23:41,364 --> 01:23:44,889 One of the benefits of having a young wife. 1511 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:47,239 I'm sure Isabel will make a wonderful mother. 1512 01:23:47,370 --> 01:23:51,200 No doubt. And of course my mother 1513 01:23:51,330 --> 01:23:53,202 will be here to help. 1514 01:23:53,332 --> 01:23:54,855 Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn! 1515 01:24:04,256 --> 01:24:05,866 - Hello, Lady Isabel. 1516 01:24:05,997 --> 01:24:07,477 Unicorn? 1517 01:24:07,607 --> 01:24:12,047 Why, yes, it's me, Unicorn. Did you call for me? 1518 01:24:12,177 --> 01:24:15,572 Yeah, but I didn't expect you to show up out of the blue. 1519 01:24:15,702 --> 01:24:16,877 I haven't spoken to my imaginary friend 1520 01:24:17,008 --> 01:24:18,053 since I was a child. 1521 01:24:20,229 --> 01:24:21,491 Am I okay? 1522 01:24:21,621 --> 01:24:23,188 Hmm, well, that depends 1523 01:24:23,319 --> 01:24:25,277 on what your definition of okay is 1524 01:24:25,408 --> 01:24:27,975 but first things first, 1525 01:24:28,106 --> 01:24:30,108 why don't you tell us how you really feel. 1526 01:24:43,252 --> 01:24:44,644 Well... 1527 01:24:47,212 --> 01:24:48,213 I don't know. 1528 01:24:50,346 --> 01:24:53,044 These two guys shouldn't be my only two options 1529 01:24:53,175 --> 01:24:55,090 in the world, should they? 1530 01:24:55,220 --> 01:24:59,572 I mean, why do I even need to feel like I choose? 1531 01:24:59,703 --> 01:25:02,227 Like, it's between the shitty rich guy 1532 01:25:02,358 --> 01:25:04,011 and the poor guy with a heart of gold. 1533 01:25:04,142 --> 01:25:07,493 I mean, come on, all I really want right now 1534 01:25:07,624 --> 01:25:09,016 is to tell these boring 1535 01:25:09,147 --> 01:25:12,846 bags of dicks to leave me alone! 1536 01:25:15,849 --> 01:25:17,808 That's right, Lady Isabel. 1537 01:25:17,938 --> 01:25:19,331 See, I'm here to tell you 1538 01:25:19,462 --> 01:25:21,203 that you can have anything you want. 1539 01:25:21,333 --> 01:25:23,857 All you have to do is ask. 1540 01:25:23,988 --> 01:25:27,687 What? Okay. Really? 1541 01:25:28,819 --> 01:25:31,082 -Really. -Okay. 1542 01:25:31,213 --> 01:25:36,566 Well, I am a modest lady, so... 1543 01:25:36,696 --> 01:25:39,699 what if all I wanted was just a guy 1544 01:25:39,830 --> 01:25:41,658 in a tank top and some jeans? 1545 01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:51,624 Okay, well, if I can have that then... 1546 01:25:51,755 --> 01:25:53,322 what about a bad boy-- 1547 01:25:53,452 --> 01:25:55,150 hold up, hold up-- 1548 01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:57,108 who always responds to my texts. 1549 01:25:59,545 --> 01:26:02,287 Ooh. All right. 1550 01:26:02,418 --> 01:26:07,249 And now, if I can have that then... 1551 01:26:07,379 --> 01:26:12,167 a sexy CEO who pays his women more than his men! 1552 01:26:14,081 --> 01:26:16,432 -Ooh, me-ow. 1553 01:26:16,562 --> 01:26:18,477 What about a guy with a puppy? 1554 01:26:24,091 --> 01:26:26,268 Okay, let me just swallow my saliva 1555 01:26:26,398 --> 01:26:28,444 that's literally dripping out of my mouth right now. 1556 01:26:28,574 --> 01:26:31,273 If I could have all of that, why stop there? 1557 01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:44,068 Wait a minute. 1558 01:26:44,199 --> 01:26:47,202 I can't be the only person in this room 1559 01:26:47,332 --> 01:26:48,942 to feel what I'm feeling right now. Am I? 1560 01:26:49,073 --> 01:26:50,335 No! 1561 01:26:50,466 --> 01:26:51,771 I didn't think so. 1562 01:26:51,902 --> 01:26:54,209 I can tell by the looks on your faces. 1563 01:26:54,339 --> 01:26:57,603 Now I want every single one of you to know 1564 01:26:57,734 --> 01:27:01,303 how I'm feeling right this very second. 1565 01:27:01,433 --> 01:27:04,262 I managed to have a little bit of everything. 1566 01:27:04,393 --> 01:27:07,744 And now, it's your turn. 1567 01:27:07,874 --> 01:27:11,400 So, by the power vested in me through this Magic Mike... 1568 01:27:11,530 --> 01:27:16,666 I command thee, Unicorn, send everything to us all 1569 01:27:16,796 --> 01:27:18,755 right now! 1570 01:28:44,362 --> 01:28:45,320 Uh... 1571 01:29:08,343 --> 01:29:10,736 Hey! 1572 01:29:10,867 --> 01:29:13,217 ♪ Single ladies! I can't hear ya! ♪ 1573 01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:16,525 ♪ Single ladies! Make noise! 1574 01:29:16,655 --> 01:29:18,701 ♪ What's your zodiac sign? 1575 01:29:18,831 --> 01:29:21,138 ♪ What's your zodiac sign? 1576 01:29:21,268 --> 01:29:23,183 ♪ What's your zodiac sign? 1577 01:29:51,298 --> 01:29:55,738 How do you feel about your new reality, everybody? 1578 01:29:55,868 --> 01:30:00,656 Make some bloody noise. 1579 01:30:00,786 --> 01:30:04,747 Give it up. Give it up for these gorgeous lads 1580 01:30:04,877 --> 01:30:08,141 who busted into a sweat just for all of you. 1581 01:30:08,272 --> 01:30:10,187 Come on, make a little noise. 1582 01:30:12,276 --> 01:30:15,148 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1583 01:30:15,279 --> 01:30:18,761 That's what I like to hear. That's what I love to hear. 1584 01:30:18,891 --> 01:30:20,719 A little bit of noise on this stage 1585 01:30:20,850 --> 01:30:22,808 doesn't go amiss, sweethearts. 1586 01:30:22,939 --> 01:30:26,638 And let me tell you one thing, a body at rest... 1587 01:30:26,769 --> 01:30:29,206 is a body at rest. Right? 1588 01:30:29,336 --> 01:30:32,992 Eh, you know, not bad. But a body in motion... 1589 01:30:36,605 --> 01:30:41,697 There is absolutely nothing sexier... 1590 01:30:41,827 --> 01:30:44,439 than a body in motion. Am I right? 1591 01:30:48,704 --> 01:30:52,011 So for our next act, I want you to give it up... 1592 01:30:52,142 --> 01:30:53,317 ladies and gentlemen 1593 01:30:53,448 --> 01:30:56,799 for the trickster prince him bloody self. 1594 01:30:56,929 --> 01:31:02,021 Give it up, everybody, for Mr. JD Rainey. 1595 01:31:03,849 --> 01:31:05,634 " by James Brown plays] 1596 01:34:48,117 --> 01:34:50,380 -I think we should leave now. -Where are we going? 1597 01:34:50,510 --> 01:34:51,947 Mike said to leave at the end of "Suits" 1598 01:34:52,077 --> 01:34:53,296 and return at the end of "Pony." 1599 01:34:53,426 --> 01:34:55,211 Oh, yes, yes. So you go. 1600 01:34:55,341 --> 01:34:59,345 And no peeking. He'll be watching you. 1601 01:34:59,476 --> 01:35:02,392 Now folks, this next dance 1602 01:35:02,522 --> 01:35:05,308 is one that I'm well-acquainted with. 1603 01:35:05,438 --> 01:35:09,660 Things are about to get intimate. 1604 01:35:12,576 --> 01:35:17,102 Now, a real man isn't afraid to act on his desire... 1605 01:35:17,233 --> 01:35:20,802 but the sexiest act of submission... 1606 01:35:20,932 --> 01:35:23,892 is asking for permission. 1607 01:37:17,919 --> 01:37:19,268 -Break a leg, gov. 1608 01:37:19,398 --> 01:37:20,573 Aw, bless ya. 1609 01:37:36,067 --> 01:37:38,069 I know. I know. 1610 01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:40,637 We all want a little bit of everything 1611 01:37:40,767 --> 01:37:42,857 all of the time. Don't we? 1612 01:37:42,987 --> 01:37:44,249 But... 1613 01:37:44,380 --> 01:37:47,513 sometimes you just want to be 1614 01:37:47,644 --> 01:37:51,343 everything to someone. Right? 1615 01:37:53,519 --> 01:37:58,046 Sometimes, the greatest fantasy of them all... 1616 01:37:58,176 --> 01:38:00,265 is knowing that you're the only one. 1617 01:43:22,631 --> 01:43:24,763 You said to go hard, and so I did what you said. 1618 01:43:24,894 --> 01:43:25,982 I mean, you know. 1619 01:43:26,112 --> 01:43:27,070 Oh, God. 1620 01:43:27,201 --> 01:43:28,158 We showed up. 1621 01:43:34,904 --> 01:43:35,948 That's "Pony." 1622 01:43:36,079 --> 01:43:37,254 Mike said after "Pony." 1623 01:43:37,385 --> 01:43:39,169 No, he just said "Pony." 1624 01:43:39,300 --> 01:43:41,040 He definitely said after "Pony" 1625 01:43:41,171 --> 01:43:43,173 and they're still on their ponies. Now sit. 1626 01:44:34,311 --> 01:44:35,269 Yes! 1627 01:44:45,366 --> 01:44:47,411 Come on, they're applauding. It must be over now. 1628 01:44:47,542 --> 01:44:48,760 Very well. 1629 01:45:06,909 --> 01:45:08,737 So amazing. 1630 01:45:14,133 --> 01:45:16,005 Wait a minute. Just a second. 1631 01:45:16,135 --> 01:45:17,702 Thank you very much, Mr. Mike. 1632 01:45:17,833 --> 01:45:19,095 Very nice, my friend. 1633 01:45:37,592 --> 01:45:39,550 -You look beautiful. -Congratulations. 1634 01:45:39,681 --> 01:45:42,205 -Huh? -Congratulations. You did it. 1635 01:45:42,336 --> 01:45:43,337 What are you talking about? We did it. 1636 01:45:43,467 --> 01:45:44,816 You did it. It was amazing. 1637 01:45:44,860 --> 01:45:45,861 Look around. All this is because of you. 1638 01:45:45,904 --> 01:45:47,210 You are sublime. 1639 01:45:47,341 --> 01:45:48,907 Look, I just want you to know I love you. Okay? 1640 01:45:55,174 --> 01:45:56,480 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 1641 01:45:56,611 --> 01:45:57,873 If you're not gonna leave him, 1642 01:45:58,003 --> 01:46:00,136 I don't want this to be more confusing. 1643 01:46:00,266 --> 01:46:05,097 It's done. I'm never, ever, ever going back to him. 1644 01:46:05,228 --> 01:46:08,579 I am free and I am broke. 1645 01:46:08,710 --> 01:46:11,843 What do you mean? You're-- What do you mean you're broke? 1646 01:46:11,974 --> 01:46:13,715 -Yeah. -Like broke, broke? 1647 01:46:15,369 --> 01:46:17,501 I'm s-- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1648 01:46:17,632 --> 01:46:19,024 It's okay. I don't care. 1649 01:46:19,155 --> 01:46:22,724 No, I'm-- I'm just-- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1650 01:46:31,689 --> 01:46:32,821 I hate you. 1651 01:46:39,697 --> 01:46:41,438 Come on, let's go. 1652 01:46:45,964 --> 01:46:47,575 No one can claim 1653 01:46:47,705 --> 01:46:50,578 to fully understand what exactly dance is... 1654 01:46:50,708 --> 01:46:52,406 but what is abundantly clear 1655 01:46:52,536 --> 01:46:56,105 is that dance seeks no meaning for its desires. 1656 01:46:56,235 --> 01:47:00,675 It does not value age or status, logic or reason. 1657 01:47:00,805 --> 01:47:04,113 It is a compass orientated only to liberty, 1658 01:47:04,243 --> 01:47:05,984 not unlike the human heart. 1659 01:47:06,115 --> 01:47:07,986 I stumbled upon these wisdoms 1660 01:47:08,117 --> 01:47:12,426 when I met a lonely stripper named Mike.