WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:20.498 --> 00:00:22.761 The impulse to dance existed long before 4 00:00:22.892 --> 00:00:25.329 our primate ancestors evolved into humans. 5 00:00:25.460 --> 00:00:27.897 Evolutionary biologists suggest that dance 6 00:00:28.028 --> 00:00:29.246 was used by early humans 7 00:00:29.377 --> 00:00:30.900 to promote the social cooperation 8 00:00:31.031 --> 00:00:32.945 essential for our survival. 9 00:00:33.076 --> 00:00:34.512 Indeed, studies have found that 10 00:00:34.643 --> 00:00:36.340 today's best dancers all share 11 00:00:36.471 --> 00:00:38.386 the two specific genes associated 12 00:00:38.516 --> 00:00:40.475 with excellent interpersonal skills. 13 00:00:40.605 --> 00:00:43.521 But despite its power to save our species, 14 00:00:43.652 --> 00:00:45.045 dance could not save 15 00:00:45.175 --> 00:00:46.916 a small furniture company in Miami 16 00:00:47.047 --> 00:00:51.007 from the economic tsunami of a global pandemic, 17 00:00:51.138 --> 00:00:54.837 so like many 40-year-old Millennial white males, 18 00:00:54.967 --> 00:00:56.621 Mike Lane found himself 19 00:00:56.752 --> 00:01:00.147 alone and adrift in an ocean of failed relationships 20 00:01:00.277 --> 00:01:01.931 and unrealized dreams. 21 00:01:02.062 --> 00:01:03.759 Excuse me? Hello! 22 00:01:05.195 --> 00:01:06.675 This area is off-limits. 23 00:01:07.415 --> 00:01:09.156 Oh. Well, then 24 00:01:09.286 --> 00:01:11.071 you really shouldn't be here then, should you? 25 00:01:12.072 --> 00:01:13.725 Cute. 26 00:01:13.856 --> 00:01:16.859 Get dressed, start unloading. Trucks just pulled in. 27 00:01:16.989 --> 00:01:18.078 All right. 28 00:01:20.036 --> 00:01:23.648 So, is she living in Miami now, or... 29 00:01:23.779 --> 00:01:25.476 Well, she can't go back to London, 30 00:01:25.607 --> 00:01:27.087 Roger's there. 31 00:01:27.217 --> 00:01:28.914 She has to go back, for the daughter. 32 00:01:29.045 --> 00:01:30.742 Roger still wants it to work, 33 00:01:30.873 --> 00:01:32.266 according to Bob. 34 00:01:32.396 --> 00:01:33.658 She should have just canceled 35 00:01:33.789 --> 00:01:35.051 instead of walking around like a zombie. 36 00:01:35.182 --> 00:01:36.531 Totally. 37 00:01:36.661 --> 00:01:38.359 -And here she is. 38 00:01:38.489 --> 00:01:40.012 Hi. 39 00:01:40.143 --> 00:01:41.971 Thank you so much. This is absolutely beautiful. 40 00:01:42.102 --> 00:01:44.930 -Oh, thank you for your contribution. -You look stunning. 41 00:01:53.678 --> 00:01:55.724 -Scotch, please. -Neat or rocks? 42 00:01:55.854 --> 00:01:56.986 Neat. 43 00:01:59.380 --> 00:02:00.729 You getting what you want? 44 00:02:03.035 --> 00:02:06.561 With the fundraiser. It looks like it's going all right. 45 00:02:06.691 --> 00:02:09.433 Nobody here knows what the Big Blue Rescue Project is 46 00:02:09.564 --> 00:02:11.522 and yet they give me their money every year. 47 00:02:12.828 --> 00:02:13.959 Well, I just think people like to 48 00:02:14.090 --> 00:02:15.309 look at what they can't have. 49 00:02:24.013 --> 00:02:25.232 I guess. 50 00:02:30.237 --> 00:02:32.064 What's up, bro? Two vodka sodas. 51 00:02:32.195 --> 00:02:33.718 Two vodka sodas. 52 00:02:33.849 --> 00:02:35.851 -So, what do you think? Yeah? -Yeah. Sounds good. 53 00:02:37.635 --> 00:02:40.116 Wait. I know you. You went to State, right? 54 00:02:40.247 --> 00:02:42.162 State? No, definitely not. 55 00:02:42.292 --> 00:02:44.729 Huh. We've definitely met. 56 00:02:45.817 --> 00:02:48.211 Uh, no. I don't know. Sorry. 57 00:02:48.342 --> 00:02:53.825 -Don't freak the guy out, hon. -I'm not. 58 00:02:53.956 --> 00:02:57.089 Holy shit. I got it. You really don't remember? 59 00:02:58.917 --> 00:03:00.571 I don't know. Was it at my store? Huh? 60 00:03:00.702 --> 00:03:03.748 No. You were a cop, right? 61 00:03:08.057 --> 00:03:09.624 -What's your name? -Kim. 62 00:03:14.455 --> 00:03:16.631 Uh, yeah. Like way back in the day. Yeah. 63 00:03:16.761 --> 00:03:18.067 Yeah. Yeah. 64 00:03:18.198 --> 00:03:19.416 Right, right, right. Got it. 65 00:03:19.547 --> 00:03:21.636 Nice pull, hon! Did you arrest her? 66 00:03:21.766 --> 00:03:24.291 Uh, no, I think I let you off with a warning. Right? 67 00:03:24.421 --> 00:03:26.162 Mm-hmm. It was my pledge party. 68 00:03:26.293 --> 00:03:28.251 I was being very disorderly. 69 00:03:28.382 --> 00:03:30.384 You being good now? You behaving? 70 00:03:30.514 --> 00:03:32.081 -Yes, I'm great, actually. -Good. 71 00:03:32.212 --> 00:03:35.867 I'm on Maxandra's legal team so... here to support. 72 00:03:35.998 --> 00:03:37.956 That's cool. What kind of law do you practice? 73 00:03:38.087 --> 00:03:41.743 Family Law generally. But, I do specialize in divorce. 74 00:03:41.873 --> 00:03:43.962 -Well, it was good to see you. -See you in another 10 years. 75 00:03:44.093 --> 00:03:48.010 -Cheers. Be good. -I'll do my best. 76 00:04:00.327 --> 00:04:01.980 You! Bartender. 77 00:04:02.111 --> 00:04:04.505 Mrs. Rattigan would like a word. 78 00:04:04.635 --> 00:04:06.333 Uh, we're not done breaking down. 79 00:04:06.463 --> 00:04:07.638 Did you hear what I said? 80 00:04:07.769 --> 00:04:09.336 She'd like to see you right now. 81 00:04:09.466 --> 00:04:11.816 Bullshit. Hey, look, 82 00:04:11.947 --> 00:04:14.079 you don't have to explain it to me. All right? 83 00:04:14.210 --> 00:04:16.517 Explain it to Zadie. 84 00:04:16.647 --> 00:04:17.866 Ma'am? 85 00:04:17.996 --> 00:04:20.303 Of course, I'm super uncomfortable 86 00:04:20.434 --> 00:04:22.653 doing that and I won't do it. 87 00:04:22.784 --> 00:04:26.048 Because that's a date with chaperones. 88 00:04:26.178 --> 00:04:27.528 I'm not stupid, Roger. 89 00:04:27.658 --> 00:04:29.399 Ma'am, uh, they said to come see you. 90 00:04:29.530 --> 00:04:30.705 Should I just wait outside? 91 00:04:30.835 --> 00:04:32.533 I don't want to see you! All right? 92 00:04:32.663 --> 00:04:35.057 Get it into your head, if you need to talk to me 93 00:04:35.187 --> 00:04:36.667 then bring the lawyers. 94 00:04:37.407 --> 00:04:39.235 Um, bartender? 95 00:04:39.366 --> 00:04:40.671 I'm sorry. They said to come see you. I didn't mean to-- 96 00:04:40.802 --> 00:04:42.238 Yes, yes, please come back. 97 00:04:42.891 --> 00:04:43.892 Okay. 98 00:04:46.634 --> 00:04:48.636 -Yeah? 99 00:04:54.032 --> 00:05:00.256 You know... Do you like bartending? 100 00:05:00.387 --> 00:05:03.215 Sure. Uh, it's not really what I do, 101 00:05:03.346 --> 00:05:04.565 but yeah. Why not? 102 00:05:04.695 --> 00:05:06.828 So, what is it that you really do? 103 00:05:06.958 --> 00:05:09.439 Uh, yeah-- Well, it's-- That's a long story. 104 00:05:09.570 --> 00:05:11.267 Did you want me for something? 105 00:05:11.398 --> 00:05:13.225 Yeah... 106 00:05:16.577 --> 00:05:18.840 Um, what's your name? 107 00:05:18.970 --> 00:05:20.145 Mike. 108 00:05:21.669 --> 00:05:23.018 Nice to meet you, Mike. 109 00:05:23.148 --> 00:05:24.324 Nice to meet you. 110 00:05:28.371 --> 00:05:29.459 How much? 111 00:05:31.722 --> 00:05:33.550 How much for what? 112 00:05:37.467 --> 00:05:38.773 You know. Please don't make me 113 00:05:38.903 --> 00:05:40.122 spit it out 114 00:05:40.165 --> 00:05:41.166 because this is the first time I do this 115 00:05:41.297 --> 00:05:44.082 and it's not comfortable. 116 00:05:44.213 --> 00:05:45.345 Look, I don't know 117 00:05:45.475 --> 00:05:46.302 what you're talking about. What? 118 00:05:49.740 --> 00:05:53.353 But Kim told me that she knew you, and run into you, 119 00:05:53.483 --> 00:05:54.745 and that you were a dancer. 120 00:05:54.876 --> 00:05:57.313 -Oh, Kim-- Kim told you that? -Yeah. 121 00:05:58.358 --> 00:05:59.750 -Right. 122 00:05:59.881 --> 00:06:04.059 Uh, look, I don't really do that anymore, so-- 123 00:06:04.189 --> 00:06:05.234 Uh, what was your name? 124 00:06:05.365 --> 00:06:06.714 Max. 125 00:06:06.844 --> 00:06:09.369 Max, it was nice to meet you. Uh, thanks for-- 126 00:06:09.499 --> 00:06:12.154 I'm s-- I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. 127 00:06:12.284 --> 00:06:13.547 No, you didn't offend me. Don't worry. It's all-- 128 00:06:13.677 --> 00:06:15.244 Really, I have no idea what I'm doing. 129 00:06:15.375 --> 00:06:16.941 It's just I'm not normally like this... 130 00:06:17.072 --> 00:06:18.726 it's just that I've had like the shittiest day 131 00:06:18.856 --> 00:06:20.292 and the shittiest week... 132 00:06:20.423 --> 00:06:21.511 and the shittiest month, and the shittiest year. 133 00:06:21.642 --> 00:06:23.121 Same here. Welcome to the club. 134 00:06:23.252 --> 00:06:25.080 Don't worry, you didn't offend me. 135 00:06:25.210 --> 00:06:26.168 Okay. 136 00:06:28.475 --> 00:06:30.172 It was nice to meet you. 137 00:06:30.302 --> 00:06:32.783 So, let's say... 138 00:06:32.914 --> 00:06:37.266 if you were to do this just, like, one last time. 139 00:06:37.397 --> 00:06:38.572 Mm-hmm? 140 00:06:38.702 --> 00:06:40.791 How much would something like that go for? 141 00:06:40.922 --> 00:06:42.053 How much would something 142 00:06:42.184 --> 00:06:44.491 like that go for? 143 00:06:44.621 --> 00:06:47.624 Uh, $60,000? Maybe. 144 00:06:47.755 --> 00:06:50.497 -$60,000? -Yeah. Yeah, 60. 145 00:06:50.627 --> 00:06:52.194 Let's call it 60. 146 00:06:52.324 --> 00:06:55.066 What the fuck do you do? She said it was a silly dance. 147 00:06:55.197 --> 00:06:58.200 Who said that? Kim? Kim said that? It was silly? 148 00:06:58.330 --> 00:07:00.637 Yeah. She said it was a silly dance, 149 00:07:00.768 --> 00:07:03.118 but that it would get my mind off of things. 150 00:07:03.248 --> 00:07:06.991 And if she's right, I'm willing to pay six. 151 00:07:09.254 --> 00:07:10.995 What? You're serious right now? 152 00:07:11.126 --> 00:07:12.954 You're gonna pay me $6,000 to give you a dance? 153 00:07:15.043 --> 00:07:17.175 Yeah, but no happy endings, huh? 154 00:07:18.742 --> 00:07:20.135 So we have a deal? 155 00:07:29.536 --> 00:07:31.407 Are you leaving? 156 00:07:32.843 --> 00:07:34.932 You know I have security. 157 00:07:35.063 --> 00:07:36.020 Mm-hmm. 158 00:07:37.544 --> 00:07:39.459 What are you doing? 159 00:07:39.589 --> 00:07:42.897 Um, you seem like you need a drink. 160 00:07:44.551 --> 00:07:47.205 I really, really do. 161 00:08:02.307 --> 00:08:04.614 Why are you moving my flowers? 162 00:08:04.745 --> 00:08:07.008 These will work better here. 163 00:08:08.705 --> 00:08:09.880 You have a really, really, 164 00:08:10.011 --> 00:08:11.403 really nice house. 165 00:08:13.493 --> 00:08:14.494 Thank you. 166 00:08:14.624 --> 00:08:16.017 Everything's made really well. 167 00:08:24.982 --> 00:08:26.462 Are you redecorating? 168 00:08:28.333 --> 00:08:29.770 Maybe. Do you have music? 169 00:08:32.947 --> 00:08:34.731 You might want to finish your drink. 170 00:08:48.092 --> 00:08:51.618 So, I don't know if you really know what you bought... 171 00:08:51.748 --> 00:08:55.970 but I'm gonna give it to you anyway. 172 00:08:56.100 --> 00:08:58.668 And at any point I take you past your comfort zone-- 173 00:08:58.799 --> 00:09:00.540 I fucking slap you. 174 00:09:00.670 --> 00:09:03.804 You can slap me. That's perfect. 175 00:09:05.327 --> 00:09:06.328 May I touch you? 176 00:09:08.548 --> 00:09:09.549 I guess. 177 00:13:40.167 --> 00:13:41.429 Thanks. 178 00:13:42.473 --> 00:13:44.388 You don't know what I said. 179 00:13:44.519 --> 00:13:45.955 What are you talking about? Yeah, I do. 180 00:13:46.782 --> 00:13:48.740 What did I say? 181 00:13:48.871 --> 00:13:50.612 You said I move like water. 182 00:13:54.268 --> 00:13:56.836 I didn't mean for you to understand that. 183 00:13:56.966 --> 00:13:59.360 Well, maybe you should be 184 00:13:59.490 --> 00:14:00.927 a little more careful what you say. 185 00:14:01.057 --> 00:14:03.190 Remember, I am from Florida. 186 00:14:08.978 --> 00:14:11.894 If I had known what this night was going to be like... 187 00:14:13.504 --> 00:14:16.594 I would have gladly paid you the 60 thousand. 188 00:14:18.292 --> 00:14:19.641 It wouldn't have mattered anyway, 189 00:14:19.771 --> 00:14:21.251 I'm not gonna take your money. 190 00:14:21.382 --> 00:14:24.298 I'm not even gonna take the six grand. 191 00:14:31.609 --> 00:14:33.220 Who are you? 192 00:14:35.787 --> 00:14:38.834 Um, I don't know. 193 00:14:40.401 --> 00:14:41.445 What do you mean? 194 00:14:45.275 --> 00:14:46.624 Come with me to London. 195 00:14:48.713 --> 00:14:50.063 What's in London? 196 00:14:50.193 --> 00:14:52.456 My life. 197 00:14:52.587 --> 00:14:55.633 Your life's in London? I thought this was your house. 198 00:14:55.764 --> 00:14:59.028 This is a house, but it's not the house. 199 00:15:01.248 --> 00:15:03.859 Max, I can't just go to London. 200 00:15:03.990 --> 00:15:05.730 I got, like, stuff here. I got-- 201 00:15:05.861 --> 00:15:07.819 Like there's a whole mess. I got a job. 202 00:15:07.950 --> 00:15:09.734 I can't just go to London. 203 00:15:09.865 --> 00:15:12.520 I'm gonna get you a much better job in London. 204 00:15:12.650 --> 00:15:13.869 You're gonna get-- 205 00:15:14.000 --> 00:15:16.045 No, well, I have a job for you in mind. 206 00:15:16.176 --> 00:15:19.919 It's creative. And all you have to do 207 00:15:20.049 --> 00:15:21.355 is come with me for a month 208 00:15:21.485 --> 00:15:24.967 and I will give you your 60 thousand. 209 00:15:27.230 --> 00:15:28.884 Max, I can't just up and leave my entire life here for you-- 210 00:15:29.015 --> 00:15:30.364 Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Listen. Listen. 211 00:15:30.494 --> 00:15:32.192 Not for a mon-- I can't. Not for a whole month. 212 00:15:32.322 --> 00:15:33.976 You should come with me 213 00:15:34.107 --> 00:15:36.370 and then if it's out of your comfort zone then you just-- 214 00:15:36.500 --> 00:15:38.720 -I get to fucking slap you? -You can fucking slap me. 215 00:15:41.114 --> 00:15:42.115 Let's go. 216 00:15:47.033 --> 00:15:47.990 Thank you. 217 00:15:55.215 --> 00:15:56.694 What are you doing? 218 00:15:56.825 --> 00:15:58.958 I don't really fuck with vegetables. 219 00:16:00.176 --> 00:16:02.700 How do you have that body then? 220 00:16:02.831 --> 00:16:06.095 I don't know. Genetics. Mom and Pops. 221 00:16:06.226 --> 00:16:08.271 How'd you get so rich? 222 00:16:09.577 --> 00:16:12.972 -Genetics, I guess. -Mm-hmm. Yeah? 223 00:16:13.102 --> 00:16:15.713 No, Roger's family is in media. 224 00:16:15.844 --> 00:16:18.673 Oh, that's cool. Is that like TV and shit? 225 00:16:18.803 --> 00:16:21.328 It's more like everything and shit. 226 00:16:21.458 --> 00:16:23.156 Right. 227 00:16:23.286 --> 00:16:26.855 So, um, I don't know. What happened, with that? 228 00:16:28.900 --> 00:16:30.380 Marriage happened. 229 00:16:31.338 --> 00:16:32.339 Mmm. 230 00:16:32.469 --> 00:16:34.167 Are you married? 231 00:16:34.297 --> 00:16:38.780 Am I married? Um, would it be a problem if I was? 232 00:16:38.910 --> 00:16:42.914 No. This is 100 percent business. 233 00:16:43.045 --> 00:16:46.135 Right. You keep talking about this "job." 234 00:16:46.266 --> 00:16:48.485 But you always leave out what the actual job is. 235 00:16:48.616 --> 00:16:51.227 It's what you were meant to be doing all along. 236 00:16:52.837 --> 00:16:55.057 Okay. I've made it really clear though, 237 00:16:55.188 --> 00:16:57.146 I'm not-- I don't dance anymore. 238 00:16:57.277 --> 00:17:00.889 Then I can claim that I got Magic Mike's Last Dance. 239 00:17:03.674 --> 00:17:06.025 So what else could you possibly be paying me for? 240 00:17:08.549 --> 00:17:10.377 We are not having sex. 241 00:17:10.507 --> 00:17:12.161 Completely out of the question. 242 00:17:13.684 --> 00:17:15.121 Why? 243 00:17:15.251 --> 00:17:17.079 You know, Mike, I actually think you have... 244 00:17:18.994 --> 00:17:21.649 other talents. And this is what I'm invested in. 245 00:17:21.779 --> 00:17:23.912 Okay. But just, you know, hear me out. 246 00:17:26.306 --> 00:17:30.527 You've purchased me for a month, um, let's just say... 247 00:17:30.658 --> 00:17:33.008 you say, "Jump." I say, "Which bed?" 248 00:17:33.139 --> 00:17:35.141 Look, last night was... 249 00:17:36.577 --> 00:17:40.624 kind of magical. It was amazing. 250 00:17:40.755 --> 00:17:44.280 So, let's not fuck that up. 251 00:17:46.065 --> 00:17:47.066 Okay? 252 00:17:48.067 --> 00:17:49.242 Okay. 253 00:17:49.372 --> 00:17:52.071 Uh, and no. I'm not, by the way. 254 00:17:53.115 --> 00:17:54.203 What? 255 00:17:54.334 --> 00:17:55.509 Married. 256 00:17:59.208 --> 00:18:03.299 Okay. Are you in a relationship? 257 00:18:03.430 --> 00:18:05.084 Mm-mm. No. 258 00:18:05.214 --> 00:18:06.476 Me and relationships 259 00:18:06.607 --> 00:18:08.478 don't have a tendency to, uh, work out. 260 00:18:11.786 --> 00:18:13.440 Yeah, I can understand that. 261 00:18:13.570 --> 00:18:15.529 -To freedom. -To freedom. 262 00:19:01.444 --> 00:19:05.187 Now, sir, the brown hamper is for dry cleaning 263 00:19:05.318 --> 00:19:07.885 and the beige hamper is for regular laundry. 264 00:19:08.016 --> 00:19:10.540 Uh, I'm probably not gonna have 265 00:19:10.671 --> 00:19:11.889 any dry cleaning and I, by the way 266 00:19:12.020 --> 00:19:13.239 I can do my own clothes, man. 267 00:19:13.369 --> 00:19:14.631 Just show me where the machines are. 268 00:19:14.762 --> 00:19:16.807 Ms. Mendoza would never allow that, sir. 269 00:19:16.938 --> 00:19:18.635 Aw, man, you can call me Mike. It's all good. 270 00:19:18.766 --> 00:19:21.421 As you wish, sir. The loo is through this door here. 271 00:19:22.291 --> 00:19:25.164 Uh, the toilet, sir. 272 00:19:25.294 --> 00:19:26.469 Right. Do you have any idea 273 00:19:26.600 --> 00:19:28.079 what the fuck I'm doing here? 274 00:19:28.210 --> 00:19:30.691 Uh, regrettably... no, sir. 275 00:19:30.821 --> 00:19:31.996 Yeah, but you wouldn't tell me 276 00:19:32.127 --> 00:19:33.476 even if you did know, would you? 277 00:19:33.607 --> 00:19:36.131 I would be lying if I said I wasn't lying, sir. 278 00:19:36.262 --> 00:19:37.306 Right. It's Mike, man. 279 00:19:37.437 --> 00:19:38.960 Just call me Mike. 280 00:19:39.090 --> 00:19:42.355 Well, "Mike," Ms. Mendoza does love a good surprise. 281 00:19:42.485 --> 00:19:45.314 I'll collect you at half past. 282 00:19:45.445 --> 00:19:47.882 Collect me at half past for the surprise. Cool. 283 00:19:53.888 --> 00:19:56.064 Shit. 284 00:20:00.677 --> 00:20:02.288 I never like to give credit to Victor 285 00:20:02.418 --> 00:20:04.986 because he becomes unbearable... 286 00:20:05.116 --> 00:20:07.510 but I wouldn't own the place that we're going to 287 00:20:07.641 --> 00:20:09.077 if he hadn't convinced me 288 00:20:09.208 --> 00:20:11.035 to fight for it in the settlement. 289 00:20:11.166 --> 00:20:12.341 Her only other option 290 00:20:12.472 --> 00:20:15.518 was a sand and gravel pit in High Wycombe. 291 00:20:15.649 --> 00:20:20.393 And the only value I saw in it was that my mother-in-law... 292 00:20:20.523 --> 00:20:22.003 didn't want to give it away. 293 00:20:22.133 --> 00:20:25.354 But now, I have found its purpose. 294 00:20:27.530 --> 00:20:30.229 What's my purpose there? If we're going there. 295 00:20:31.012 --> 00:20:33.232 Well... 296 00:20:33.362 --> 00:20:35.234 just pretend that today is Christmas 297 00:20:35.364 --> 00:20:37.758 and you're about to open your presents. 298 00:20:37.888 --> 00:20:39.238 Okay. 299 00:20:39.368 --> 00:20:42.066 As a matter of fact, Victor, 300 00:20:42.197 --> 00:20:43.938 I think we should stop at Liberty's first. 301 00:20:44.068 --> 00:20:45.069 Don't you think? 302 00:20:45.200 --> 00:20:46.854 I would let Harj know, 303 00:20:46.984 --> 00:20:48.377 so that he can mentally prepare. 304 00:20:48.508 --> 00:20:49.857 Good idea. 305 00:20:50.771 --> 00:20:52.076 What's a Harj? 306 00:21:02.261 --> 00:21:03.697 Hello, Harj. 307 00:21:03.827 --> 00:21:06.874 Good afternoon, Madame Rattigan! 308 00:21:07.004 --> 00:21:09.485 Don't you "madame" me and it's Mendoza now. 309 00:21:11.444 --> 00:21:14.795 So where's "the big tear-down"? 310 00:21:14.925 --> 00:21:17.406 What-- This does not cost that. 311 00:21:17.537 --> 00:21:18.973 What is this in dollars? 312 00:21:19.103 --> 00:21:20.409 Do you like-- What, do you drop a zero or... 313 00:21:21.541 --> 00:21:22.672 So cute. 314 00:21:29.636 --> 00:21:31.551 Do you know what Victor does? 315 00:21:31.681 --> 00:21:33.204 So you own this place? 316 00:21:33.335 --> 00:21:34.989 I do now. 317 00:21:35.119 --> 00:21:38.079 When this very same play opened in 2004, 318 00:21:38.209 --> 00:21:39.994 the owner of the theater 319 00:21:40.124 --> 00:21:43.302 fell madly in love with this horribly insecure actress. 320 00:21:43.432 --> 00:21:45.478 And so... 321 00:21:45.608 --> 00:21:48.132 here's where my love story with Roger began 322 00:21:48.263 --> 00:21:50.178 and here is where it's going to end. 323 00:21:51.484 --> 00:21:53.094 He must have loved your performance. 324 00:21:54.400 --> 00:21:55.879 I had three lines. 325 00:22:02.103 --> 00:22:05.106 Well, you certainly look the part. 326 00:22:05.236 --> 00:22:08.196 So relax, have fun 327 00:22:08.327 --> 00:22:10.851 and I promise there won't be any more surprises, 328 00:22:10.981 --> 00:22:12.069 but you're gonna like this one. 329 00:22:12.200 --> 00:22:13.157 You swear? 330 00:22:14.507 --> 00:22:15.812 Deal. 331 00:22:15.943 --> 00:22:18.032 Miss Mendoza! Right on time as usual. 332 00:22:18.162 --> 00:22:19.860 Stop it, Woody. I'm half an hour late. 333 00:22:19.990 --> 00:22:21.644 As usual. Is this, uh-- 334 00:22:21.775 --> 00:22:23.211 Yeah, Mike, meet Woody, 335 00:22:23.342 --> 00:22:25.082 the best stage manager in all of London. 336 00:22:25.213 --> 00:22:27.694 Easy. I'm just here to serve your vision, gov. 337 00:22:28.825 --> 00:22:30.566 My vision? 338 00:22:30.697 --> 00:22:34.396 Mm-hmm. Your vision. Let's go. 339 00:22:35.876 --> 00:22:37.312 Oh, fuck. 340 00:22:38.705 --> 00:22:39.793 Voilà. 341 00:22:40.533 --> 00:22:41.577 Wow. 342 00:22:41.708 --> 00:22:42.883 Right on time. 343 00:22:49.498 --> 00:22:51.195 Listen, I-- Hugh, 344 00:22:51.326 --> 00:22:54.373 are we actually going again because I'm not sure. 345 00:22:54.503 --> 00:22:55.765 But if you go back to the start of the scene 346 00:22:55.896 --> 00:22:57.071 please just go to the top of the scene 347 00:22:57.201 --> 00:22:58.377 and imbue it with a little more-- 348 00:22:58.507 --> 00:22:59.508 So what's this shit about? 349 00:22:59.639 --> 00:23:01.031 It's the same old 350 00:23:01.162 --> 00:23:03.164 will-she-marry-for-love or-money bullshit. 351 00:23:03.294 --> 00:23:05.079 Hmm. 352 00:23:05.209 --> 00:23:07.081 So, what does she pick? Love or money? 353 00:23:07.211 --> 00:23:08.691 Who cares? 354 00:23:08.822 --> 00:23:10.693 The real question is: 355 00:23:10.824 --> 00:23:12.521 why does she feel like she has to choose? 356 00:23:12.652 --> 00:23:14.001 I think I've run out of words. 357 00:23:14.131 --> 00:23:15.394 Hell yeah. 358 00:23:15.524 --> 00:23:16.786 Well, this is your joint, right? 359 00:23:16.917 --> 00:23:18.179 Why don't you just give them that note? 360 00:23:18.309 --> 00:23:19.267 Show me, 361 00:23:19.398 --> 00:23:20.703 have you got the script or-- 362 00:23:20.834 --> 00:23:21.704 Jessica, do you have a script? 363 00:23:24.403 --> 00:23:25.621 Oh, this is a jolly good 364 00:23:25.752 --> 00:23:26.840 waste of time, isn't it? 365 00:23:26.970 --> 00:23:28.798 Bravo! Bravo, everybody. 366 00:23:28.929 --> 00:23:31.322 Absolutely flawless, thank you. 367 00:23:31.453 --> 00:23:32.976 Excuse me? Who the fuck is talking? 368 00:23:33.107 --> 00:23:36.153 Oh. Maxandra. My sincere apologies. 369 00:23:36.284 --> 00:23:38.155 I couldn't see you in the light. 370 00:23:38.286 --> 00:23:40.157 Nice to see you again, uh... 371 00:23:41.245 --> 00:23:43.204 -Matthew. -Right. 372 00:23:43.334 --> 00:23:45.641 -The director. -Of course. 373 00:23:45.772 --> 00:23:47.382 To what do we owe the pleasure? 374 00:23:47.513 --> 00:23:48.905 I'm here to make an announcement. 375 00:23:49.036 --> 00:23:51.604 Oh! Oh. Tell me. 376 00:23:51.734 --> 00:23:53.083 Well, if I only told you 377 00:23:53.214 --> 00:23:55.303 it wouldn't be an announcement, would it? 378 00:23:55.434 --> 00:23:58.349 I suppose not. Um, attention, everyone! 379 00:23:58.480 --> 00:24:00.613 Gang, this is Maxandra Rattigan. 380 00:24:00.743 --> 00:24:02.136 The wife of our owner and-- 381 00:24:02.266 --> 00:24:05.444 Actually, it's Maxandra Mendoza 382 00:24:05.574 --> 00:24:07.924 and I'm the legal owner of this theater. 383 00:24:10.492 --> 00:24:13.321 I am here to give you all notice 384 00:24:13.452 --> 00:24:15.802 Isabel Ascendant is closed... 385 00:24:17.020 --> 00:24:18.326 effective immediately. 386 00:24:18.457 --> 00:24:19.545 On what fucking grounds? 387 00:24:19.675 --> 00:24:21.198 We are at capacity every night! 388 00:24:21.329 --> 00:24:25.638 Relax. It's only a four-week course correction. 389 00:24:25.768 --> 00:24:30.120 An evolution. A revelation! 390 00:24:31.774 --> 00:24:34.168 And no one is fired. 391 00:24:34.298 --> 00:24:35.561 Christ. 392 00:24:35.691 --> 00:24:37.476 Except for, um... 393 00:24:39.347 --> 00:24:41.784 -Matthew. -Matthew. Yes. 394 00:24:41.915 --> 00:24:44.221 Matthew will be replaced 395 00:24:44.352 --> 00:24:46.920 by a brilliant new choreographer 396 00:24:47.050 --> 00:24:50.184 that I recently discovered in Miami. 397 00:24:50.314 --> 00:24:53.274 His artistry made me feel, uh... 398 00:24:56.364 --> 00:24:59.193 There are no words. It's just... 399 00:25:00.063 --> 00:25:01.064 ecstasy. 400 00:25:01.978 --> 00:25:04.111 And in exactly one month, 401 00:25:04.241 --> 00:25:08.463 I want every woman that walks into this theater 402 00:25:08.594 --> 00:25:11.814 to feel the same kind of ecstasy that I did. 403 00:25:11.945 --> 00:25:16.471 To transcend. To break free. 404 00:25:16.602 --> 00:25:18.342 So, without further ado... 405 00:25:18.473 --> 00:25:22.259 I give you the visionary artist... 406 00:25:22.390 --> 00:25:26.133 that inspired me so profoundly 407 00:25:26.263 --> 00:25:29.049 and that will take us to the promised land. 408 00:25:29.179 --> 00:25:31.225 Ladies and gentlemen... 409 00:25:31.355 --> 00:25:33.706 Michael Jeffrey Lane. 410 00:25:43.063 --> 00:25:44.586 'Sup? 411 00:25:44.717 --> 00:25:48.503 The look on Roger's face when he sees this! 412 00:25:48.634 --> 00:25:51.419 It's worth every pound, every shilling. 413 00:25:51.550 --> 00:25:52.638 No. Yeah. You could've given me 414 00:25:52.768 --> 00:25:54.291 just a little heads-up before 415 00:25:54.422 --> 00:25:55.728 you threw me to the wolves in there! 416 00:25:55.858 --> 00:25:57.120 You would've been in your head, 417 00:25:57.251 --> 00:25:58.469 over-thinking everything. 418 00:25:58.600 --> 00:25:59.688 It was better than not thinking 419 00:25:59.819 --> 00:26:00.907 anything at all. Like-- 420 00:26:01.037 --> 00:26:02.648 And what are you so excited about? 421 00:26:02.778 --> 00:26:04.127 Like every single person in there quit! 422 00:26:04.258 --> 00:26:07.130 We don't need actors, we need dancers. 423 00:26:07.261 --> 00:26:09.176 Plus, by not firing them, 424 00:26:09.306 --> 00:26:11.613 we saved thousands on labor-union fees. 425 00:26:11.744 --> 00:26:13.876 -More money for you. 426 00:26:14.007 --> 00:26:17.488 Yeah, but-- Okay. I-- Look, no offense... 427 00:26:17.619 --> 00:26:18.925 but there's got to be easier ways 428 00:26:19.055 --> 00:26:20.666 to get back at your husband for... 429 00:26:20.796 --> 00:26:23.016 I don't know, whatever, than putting on a strip show. 430 00:26:23.146 --> 00:26:26.802 Oh, I'm not a scorned woman, and this is not a strip show. 431 00:26:26.933 --> 00:26:29.239 We are bringing the tsunami to London! 432 00:26:29.370 --> 00:26:31.198 Okay. All right. This-- 433 00:26:31.328 --> 00:26:32.416 And I'm down for that. 434 00:26:32.547 --> 00:26:33.592 I just think that you haven't-- 435 00:26:33.722 --> 00:26:35.202 Can't you see? People are numb, 436 00:26:35.332 --> 00:26:37.552 disconnected, desensitized. 437 00:26:37.683 --> 00:26:39.641 We're going to wake them up 438 00:26:39.772 --> 00:26:43.036 with a wave of passion they've never felt before. 439 00:26:43.166 --> 00:26:45.778 Okay, I just-- There's one little thing 440 00:26:45.908 --> 00:26:47.344 that I think you're forgetting 441 00:26:47.475 --> 00:26:49.608 is that I don't know shit about directing theater. 442 00:26:49.738 --> 00:26:51.435 -And that's why you have me! -What? 443 00:26:51.566 --> 00:26:53.176 It will be a historical, 444 00:26:53.307 --> 00:26:56.702 one-night collaboration between the stage, and the... 445 00:26:56.832 --> 00:26:58.660 -The thongs? -Eh, I don't know. 446 00:26:58.791 --> 00:27:00.749 -Exactly. That's what-- -Who the hell are you? 447 00:27:00.880 --> 00:27:02.185 I don't know. Who are you? 448 00:27:02.316 --> 00:27:04.623 Zadie, what are you doing here? 449 00:27:04.753 --> 00:27:06.537 Um, this is my daughter, Zadie. 450 00:27:06.668 --> 00:27:09.497 Oh, shit. Hi. Nice to meet you! 451 00:27:09.628 --> 00:27:11.978 -We had a meeting, Maxandra. -Yeah. 452 00:27:12.108 --> 00:27:14.633 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 453 00:27:14.763 --> 00:27:16.765 I completely lost track of time. 454 00:27:16.896 --> 00:27:18.811 Completely. I'm so sorry. 455 00:27:18.941 --> 00:27:20.334 I can see that. I'm more interested 456 00:27:20.464 --> 00:27:22.815 in why you lost track of time. 457 00:27:22.945 --> 00:27:25.992 Well, um, I've been handling some business 458 00:27:26.122 --> 00:27:28.037 with the new director of Isabel Ascendant. 459 00:27:28.168 --> 00:27:29.604 -Mm-hmm. -Michael Jeffrey Lane. 460 00:27:29.735 --> 00:27:32.433 Ah, yeah. That's not my name. But-- It's just-- 461 00:27:32.563 --> 00:27:33.652 But it's got gravitas. 462 00:27:33.782 --> 00:27:35.218 Yeah, it's just-- It's Mike Lane. 463 00:27:35.349 --> 00:27:36.437 But you do need a stage name. 464 00:27:36.567 --> 00:27:38.744 -Are you two hooking up? -Zadie! 465 00:27:38.874 --> 00:27:40.354 Well, I-- What's funny about that is, uh... 466 00:27:40.484 --> 00:27:42.530 your mom actually is paying me to not hook up. 467 00:27:42.661 --> 00:27:45.359 We are not hooking up. 468 00:27:45.489 --> 00:27:48.057 But he will be staying at the house 469 00:27:48.188 --> 00:27:50.146 just until he gets settled. Okay? 470 00:27:50.277 --> 00:27:51.844 How convenient. 471 00:27:51.974 --> 00:27:53.802 Tell me, Mike, what do you plan to do with Act Three? 472 00:27:53.933 --> 00:27:56.762 Yeah, we're gonna have one. 473 00:27:56.892 --> 00:28:00.766 I was pl-- I was, uh, planning on doing Act Three like a-- 474 00:28:00.896 --> 00:28:02.289 Everybody knows 475 00:28:02.419 --> 00:28:04.030 Isabel Ascendant has a wildly outdated, 476 00:28:04.160 --> 00:28:05.118 painfully misogynistic climax. 477 00:28:05.248 --> 00:28:06.336 Mm-hmm. 478 00:28:06.467 --> 00:28:08.512 Exactly. And that's why our take 479 00:28:08.643 --> 00:28:10.340 is going to be so exciting 480 00:28:10.471 --> 00:28:11.864 because they will be expecting that 481 00:28:11.994 --> 00:28:13.692 and instead, they're gonna see 482 00:28:13.822 --> 00:28:14.910 that a woman can have whatever she wants, 483 00:28:15.041 --> 00:28:16.869 -whenever she wants it. -Mm-hmm. 484 00:28:16.999 --> 00:28:19.132 Since when do you believe that? 485 00:28:19.262 --> 00:28:21.177 Since Mike and I have been exploring this theme. 486 00:28:21.308 --> 00:28:25.965 Yeah, your m-- Yeah, we've been exploring those themes. 487 00:28:26.095 --> 00:28:29.011 You're in another one of your phases, aren't you? 488 00:28:29.142 --> 00:28:32.623 Baby, don't you have some schoolwork to do? 489 00:28:32.754 --> 00:28:35.017 Uh, what's the phases thing? 490 00:28:35.148 --> 00:28:37.628 Every few years she starts a big new project. 491 00:28:37.759 --> 00:28:39.935 Sometimes it's a charity, a documentary, 492 00:28:40.066 --> 00:28:41.763 -a new best friend. -Right. 493 00:28:41.894 --> 00:28:44.070 Each time it's like she's a new person. 494 00:28:44.200 --> 00:28:45.462 So what? 495 00:28:45.593 --> 00:28:47.464 Sue me for exploring myself 496 00:28:47.595 --> 00:28:50.467 and my contributions to the world! 497 00:28:50.598 --> 00:28:52.687 But your contributions never see the light of day. 498 00:28:52.818 --> 00:28:54.428 There's always some obstacle. 499 00:28:54.558 --> 00:28:56.038 We call her The Queen of the First Act. 500 00:28:56.169 --> 00:28:58.084 Our therapist, whom she stood up to be here, 501 00:28:58.214 --> 00:28:59.781 says she tries on these new 502 00:28:59.912 --> 00:29:02.001 personas as a way from running from the guilt about-- 503 00:29:02.131 --> 00:29:03.611 I already said how sorry I am 504 00:29:03.742 --> 00:29:04.917 about missing that appointment 505 00:29:05.047 --> 00:29:07.223 and I am going to reschedule it. 506 00:29:28.027 --> 00:29:30.116 Uh, you know, pardon my French, 507 00:29:30.246 --> 00:29:32.858 but, uh, y'all are being rude as fuck. 508 00:29:32.988 --> 00:29:33.989 Sorry. 509 00:29:37.384 --> 00:29:40.387 -Pleasure, Zadie. -Zadie, wait, don't go. 510 00:29:40.517 --> 00:29:43.129 You want some cake? Baby. 511 00:29:47.437 --> 00:29:48.438 What's going on? 512 00:29:51.920 --> 00:29:55.837 No, I didn't know until you sent it. 513 00:29:55.968 --> 00:29:57.708 Well, technically, she does have the right. 514 00:29:59.710 --> 00:30:02.713 I have no idea. Maybe Zadie will tell me. 515 00:30:04.890 --> 00:30:06.456 Change the agreement how? 516 00:30:08.110 --> 00:30:09.895 Mother-- Mother, I think 517 00:30:10.025 --> 00:30:12.114 you should pursue this on your own. 518 00:30:12.245 --> 00:30:13.899 I can't get dragged into a fight. 519 00:30:14.029 --> 00:30:15.639 Not about this, not right now. 520 00:30:16.336 --> 00:30:17.903 Yo! 521 00:30:18.033 --> 00:30:21.210 Holy shit! Naysayers, we have proof of life! 522 00:30:21.341 --> 00:30:22.777 All right. 523 00:30:22.908 --> 00:30:25.519 What's up, man? I know, look, I know. I-I-- 524 00:30:25.649 --> 00:30:28.043 And I'm sorry, okay, I know I've been ducking you all. 525 00:30:28.174 --> 00:30:29.958 Uh, I apologize. I just-- 526 00:30:30.089 --> 00:30:32.178 It's a long story, but I'm in London 527 00:30:32.308 --> 00:30:33.483 and I just want you guys to know 528 00:30:33.614 --> 00:30:34.833 I'm gonna be able to pay you back, 529 00:30:34.963 --> 00:30:36.443 I just need a few weeks. Okay? 530 00:30:36.573 --> 00:30:37.836 Oh, come on, man! 531 00:30:37.966 --> 00:30:39.533 How many times do we have to tell you 532 00:30:39.663 --> 00:30:42.666 you don't need to pay us back! It was an investment. 533 00:30:42.797 --> 00:30:44.016 I know. I know. But I'm-- 534 00:30:44.146 --> 00:30:45.452 As many times as you guys say that, 535 00:30:45.582 --> 00:30:46.627 I'm not just gonna burn my friends' money 536 00:30:46.757 --> 00:30:48.281 and not care. All right? I don't-- 537 00:30:48.411 --> 00:30:51.980 No. Money is water, Mike. It flows in both directions. 538 00:30:52.111 --> 00:30:53.939 That's a good point, but still. 539 00:30:54.069 --> 00:30:57.594 You-- Yeah, hold up. You buried the lede here. 540 00:30:57.725 --> 00:31:00.032 Why are you in London? 541 00:31:00.162 --> 00:31:03.339 I don't know, short story is that... 542 00:31:03.470 --> 00:31:07.256 I was bartending at, uh, this charity event 543 00:31:07.387 --> 00:31:08.736 and then at the end of the night 544 00:31:08.867 --> 00:31:10.825 I ended up giving this rich lady a lap dance 545 00:31:10.956 --> 00:31:12.566 and now I'm living in her house in London 546 00:31:12.696 --> 00:31:14.046 and gonna put on a show 547 00:31:14.176 --> 00:31:16.483 at this famous theater that she owns. So, yeah. 548 00:31:16.613 --> 00:31:18.702 Cool. Hey, sex work 549 00:31:18.833 --> 00:31:20.704 is nothing to be embarrassed about, Mikey. 550 00:31:20.835 --> 00:31:22.924 Especially when it's the live-in kind. 551 00:31:23.055 --> 00:31:25.405 Hey, look, thanks, Tarzan. 552 00:31:25.535 --> 00:31:26.667 Look, I basically am just saying 553 00:31:26.797 --> 00:31:27.929 though I'm gonna have your money... 554 00:31:28.060 --> 00:31:29.975 I don't exactly know, uh, 555 00:31:30.105 --> 00:31:32.542 what I said yes to so I hope it works out. 556 00:31:32.673 --> 00:31:35.197 Mikey, Mikey, this is great news. 557 00:31:35.328 --> 00:31:37.330 I was looking at your chart last night... 558 00:31:37.460 --> 00:31:38.592 you know you're in a once- 559 00:31:38.722 --> 00:31:41.769 in-33-year Jupiter cycle, right? 560 00:31:41.900 --> 00:31:45.947 I-- No, I didn't, but that explains a lot I guess. Yeah. 561 00:31:46.078 --> 00:31:48.907 Yeah, it does, so whatever existential confusion 562 00:31:49.037 --> 00:31:50.038 you're feeling right now, 563 00:31:50.169 --> 00:31:51.822 it's an initiation. 564 00:31:51.953 --> 00:31:55.087 It's wiping the slate clean for you to self-actualize. 565 00:31:55.217 --> 00:31:58.742 Uh, I'm just trying to survive to be honest. 566 00:31:58.873 --> 00:32:01.397 Surviving? Bro, you are a gig worker. 567 00:32:01.528 --> 00:32:03.747 Magic Mike's coming back to the main stage. 568 00:32:03.878 --> 00:32:05.575 I-- But that's the thing I'm not even dancing though. 569 00:32:05.706 --> 00:32:06.925 I'm putting on the show. 570 00:32:07.055 --> 00:32:08.927 I guess I'm directing or whatever. 571 00:32:09.057 --> 00:32:10.929 I mean, it's-- I'm only here for a month, 572 00:32:11.059 --> 00:32:12.582 it's for one show only, 573 00:32:12.713 --> 00:32:15.237 to basically get back at her ex or something. 574 00:32:15.368 --> 00:32:17.631 I don't know. It's totally bonkers over here. 575 00:32:17.761 --> 00:32:19.850 Who gives a shit, man? She's rich. 576 00:32:19.981 --> 00:32:24.377 Trust me. Do not leave that situation. Okay? 577 00:32:24.507 --> 00:32:26.553 Look at me, I'm basically a freaking 578 00:32:26.683 --> 00:32:28.555 glorified dog walker. Okay? 579 00:32:28.685 --> 00:32:31.253 You just need to make sure she doesn't wake up, 580 00:32:31.384 --> 00:32:32.689 and all of a sudden 581 00:32:32.820 --> 00:32:34.300 want you out of the house, 582 00:32:34.430 --> 00:32:37.912 which I have tips on by the way if you want them. 583 00:32:38.043 --> 00:32:40.436 Okay. I-I-- We don't have dogs here 584 00:32:40.567 --> 00:32:42.047 so maybe that's a good idea. 585 00:32:42.177 --> 00:32:45.746 I feel it. I feel it in my solar plexus, brother. 586 00:32:45.876 --> 00:32:48.009 This is your dharma. 587 00:32:48.140 --> 00:32:50.403 -Just stay in the flow. -Victor? 588 00:32:50.533 --> 00:32:52.013 What are you doing there? 589 00:32:52.144 --> 00:32:54.668 Oh, you know, waiting for passing fucking trade. 590 00:32:54.798 --> 00:32:56.975 He's on a private call. 591 00:32:57.105 --> 00:32:59.151 Since when has that stopped you? 592 00:32:59.281 --> 00:33:00.891 Oh, boys, I miss you. 593 00:33:02.284 --> 00:33:03.938 -Are you decent? -Yep. 594 00:33:04.069 --> 00:33:05.070 Is that her? 595 00:33:05.200 --> 00:33:06.636 Are we interrupting something? 596 00:33:06.767 --> 00:33:09.596 No, I was just, uh, looking for some ideas. 597 00:33:09.726 --> 00:33:12.729 Oh, I've been "scouting" myself. 598 00:33:12.860 --> 00:33:15.341 And come take a look at what I found. 599 00:33:18.083 --> 00:33:18.997 Look at that. 600 00:33:26.439 --> 00:33:28.049 Isn't he magnificent? 601 00:33:28.180 --> 00:33:29.137 Hmm. 602 00:33:31.313 --> 00:33:34.403 He has such an innate elegance and intelligence 603 00:33:34.534 --> 00:33:36.275 to the way he moves. 604 00:33:36.405 --> 00:33:37.711 And then at the same time 605 00:33:37.841 --> 00:33:40.496 there's this savage thing, you know... 606 00:33:40.627 --> 00:33:43.499 like a primal animal. 607 00:33:43.630 --> 00:33:47.025 Just incredible. 608 00:33:47.155 --> 00:33:49.201 I think this is what we need for the show. 609 00:33:49.331 --> 00:33:51.551 Trained dancers, not strippers. 610 00:33:52.856 --> 00:33:55.555 Yeah, but, I mean, as the director, 611 00:33:55.685 --> 00:33:57.992 I-I-I promise you... 612 00:33:58.123 --> 00:33:59.994 I know exactly what we're looking for. Yeah. 613 00:34:02.866 --> 00:34:04.868 I love the way you just did that. 614 00:34:04.999 --> 00:34:05.956 What? 615 00:34:06.087 --> 00:34:07.306 "As the director." 616 00:34:08.959 --> 00:34:12.006 You're really owning that place. You know? 617 00:34:12.137 --> 00:34:14.356 It comes to you so naturally. 618 00:34:14.487 --> 00:34:15.879 Mm-hmm. 619 00:34:16.010 --> 00:34:18.795 I can tell that you already have a vision. 620 00:34:18.926 --> 00:34:22.669 And I'm sure that you agree that this would be fantastic. 621 00:34:22.799 --> 00:34:24.801 -Yeah, he's great. -For the show, I mean. 622 00:34:24.932 --> 00:34:26.107 Yeah. Yeah, really. I mean, he's-- 623 00:34:26.238 --> 00:34:28.544 Antonio is what we need. 624 00:34:28.675 --> 00:34:30.242 Uh, he's great. Like I said, 625 00:34:30.372 --> 00:34:32.940 he's just-- But he's also in Italy. 626 00:34:33.071 --> 00:34:35.290 -Roma. -Roma, see, I can't-- 627 00:34:35.421 --> 00:34:37.336 I don't have time to go find him in Roma 628 00:34:37.466 --> 00:34:38.859 and then bring him all the way back here. 629 00:34:38.989 --> 00:34:40.817 Oh, no. That would be out of the question. 630 00:34:40.948 --> 00:34:43.385 But that's why you have a genius producer! 631 00:34:45.039 --> 00:34:46.736 He's arriving on Thursday. 632 00:34:46.867 --> 00:34:49.609 If you approve. Creatively, I mean. 633 00:34:52.829 --> 00:34:57.051 Yeah, look, if you want him, um, sure. I-I-I approve. 634 00:34:57.182 --> 00:34:58.096 Creatively, of course. 635 00:34:58.226 --> 00:34:59.749 I'm so excited! 636 00:35:01.142 --> 00:35:02.361 Are you excited? 637 00:35:02.491 --> 00:35:05.015 Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I am. 638 00:35:06.104 --> 00:35:07.453 You don't sound excited. 639 00:35:07.583 --> 00:35:09.411 I'm very, very, very excited. I promise. 640 00:35:09.542 --> 00:35:10.847 Oh, man, me, I don't even think 641 00:35:10.978 --> 00:35:12.501 I am gonna be able to sleep. 642 00:35:13.154 --> 00:35:14.112 No? 643 00:35:21.206 --> 00:35:22.250 Good night. 644 00:35:25.253 --> 00:35:26.559 Sweet dreams. 645 00:35:26.689 --> 00:35:27.647 Okay. 646 00:35:29.344 --> 00:35:31.694 Wait, wait, where are you going? Hey. 647 00:35:31.825 --> 00:35:33.870 To bed? 648 00:35:34.001 --> 00:35:35.916 We got like 10 other dancers to find. 649 00:35:36.046 --> 00:35:39.528 And that's why we have Renata. Good night. 650 00:35:47.710 --> 00:35:48.972 Per your instructions 651 00:35:49.103 --> 00:35:52.280 I've assembled the top-tier of talent 652 00:35:52.411 --> 00:35:54.978 across multiple movement disciplines. 653 00:35:55.109 --> 00:35:58.765 And they're all very eager to please... 654 00:35:58.895 --> 00:36:02.595 and quite athletic, as you requested. 655 00:36:02.725 --> 00:36:05.554 Excellent work as usual, Renata. 656 00:39:19.879 --> 00:39:21.228 She couldn't explain 657 00:39:21.359 --> 00:39:22.795 the full extent of her feelings... 658 00:39:22.925 --> 00:39:24.231 but Max knew that she had crossed 659 00:39:24.362 --> 00:39:26.276 some kind of strange Rubicon. 660 00:39:26.407 --> 00:39:27.626 She was desperate to know 661 00:39:27.756 --> 00:39:29.454 more about why she felt this way, 662 00:39:29.584 --> 00:39:33.719 so she purchased a litany of books on the history of dance. 663 00:39:33.849 --> 00:39:37.070 For Mike, The Rattigan had no symbolic weight, 664 00:39:37.200 --> 00:39:40.029 it was simply where he had to work. 665 00:39:40.160 --> 00:39:41.988 And he reminded himself, 666 00:39:42.118 --> 00:39:45.339 in order to finish something, you have to make a start. 667 00:39:45.470 --> 00:39:48.951 For Maxandra, The Rattigan had been transformed. 668 00:39:49.082 --> 00:39:51.954 It went from existing only in the past 669 00:39:52.085 --> 00:39:54.043 to being a source of renewal. 670 00:39:54.174 --> 00:39:56.481 -Hello, hello, hello. -Hey! Hey! 671 00:39:56.611 --> 00:39:59.484 Are you ready to transform theater forever? 672 00:40:00.746 --> 00:40:01.834 -Whoo! -Yeah. 673 00:40:04.880 --> 00:40:06.447 All right. Calm down, calm down. 674 00:40:06.578 --> 00:40:08.101 We ain't done shit yet. 675 00:40:08.231 --> 00:40:10.625 All right, you guys have all the talent in the world. 676 00:40:10.756 --> 00:40:12.105 Ain't no questioning that. 677 00:40:12.235 --> 00:40:13.628 Each and every single person here 678 00:40:13.759 --> 00:40:15.021 was hand selected because they bring 679 00:40:15.151 --> 00:40:16.326 something unique to the table 680 00:40:16.457 --> 00:40:17.415 that we ain't never seen before. 681 00:40:18.198 --> 00:40:19.591 All right? 682 00:40:19.721 --> 00:40:21.419 But I have a question for you. 683 00:40:21.549 --> 00:40:22.898 Who here, by show of hands 684 00:40:23.029 --> 00:40:24.422 has stood in front of a thousand women 685 00:40:24.552 --> 00:40:25.597 and had to get butt-ass naked? 686 00:40:30.079 --> 00:40:31.733 Exactly. 687 00:40:31.864 --> 00:40:33.256 You want to find out how fast 688 00:40:33.387 --> 00:40:35.520 a group of sweet, nurturing moms can make you 689 00:40:35.650 --> 00:40:37.435 just go running, cowering 690 00:40:37.565 --> 00:40:39.480 into a dark corner, wishing you were never born? 691 00:40:39.611 --> 00:40:41.134 I promise you it can happen. 692 00:40:41.264 --> 00:40:42.527 I've seen it. And it can happen 693 00:40:42.657 --> 00:40:43.963 just like that. 694 00:40:45.747 --> 00:40:48.010 Now I can't believe I'm about to say these words out loud, 695 00:40:48.141 --> 00:40:49.316 but we got one month. 696 00:40:49.447 --> 00:40:50.709 Oh, yeah. 697 00:40:50.839 --> 00:40:52.754 We got one month to turn y'all 698 00:40:52.885 --> 00:40:54.234 into the greatest group of strippers 699 00:40:54.364 --> 00:40:57.193 that has ever been assembled on planet Earth. 700 00:40:57.324 --> 00:40:58.717 And to do that, 701 00:40:58.847 --> 00:41:00.196 you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty 702 00:41:00.327 --> 00:41:02.155 your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit. 703 00:41:03.722 --> 00:41:06.376 And look, if, if we do our jobs right... 704 00:41:06.507 --> 00:41:09.075 you're gonna have a whole other problem on your hands. 705 00:41:09.205 --> 00:41:10.729 You're gonna have to learn 706 00:41:10.859 --> 00:41:13.079 to protect yourself in a zombie apocalypse 707 00:41:13.209 --> 00:41:14.646 of repressed desire. 708 00:41:15.647 --> 00:41:16.648 Any questions? 709 00:41:16.778 --> 00:41:17.736 I have a question. 710 00:41:20.086 --> 00:41:22.305 Can you, you know, fuck a zombie to death? 711 00:41:22.436 --> 00:41:24.133 Or is it still a kill shot to the head? 712 00:41:25.526 --> 00:41:27.354 Excuse me, what are you doing here? 713 00:41:27.485 --> 00:41:29.791 I mean, you didn't technically fire me, 714 00:41:29.922 --> 00:41:35.101 so I'm still drawing out that salary. 715 00:41:35.231 --> 00:41:38.757 Oh, I'm sorry. I should have been more clear. 716 00:41:38.887 --> 00:41:40.062 You're still getting paid, 717 00:41:40.193 --> 00:41:42.108 but we no longer need your services. 718 00:41:44.110 --> 00:41:45.807 I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. 719 00:41:45.938 --> 00:41:49.681 I was just really inspired by our new director's vision. 720 00:41:50.899 --> 00:41:52.727 What-- Um, what did I say? 721 00:41:52.858 --> 00:41:54.512 He didn't say anything. 722 00:41:54.642 --> 00:41:57.732 It's not what you said. It's who you are. 723 00:41:59.517 --> 00:42:01.040 Do you have any idea of how long 724 00:42:01.170 --> 00:42:03.129 I've been dreaming of someone to walk through 725 00:42:03.259 --> 00:42:05.523 that door with a flame thrower 726 00:42:05.653 --> 00:42:09.048 and burn this whole fucking shit to the ground? 727 00:42:09.178 --> 00:42:11.398 I can't stand playing Lady Isabel. 728 00:42:11.529 --> 00:42:13.226 For the last six months, 729 00:42:13.356 --> 00:42:17.099 I've wanted to choke the life out of that entitled prude. 730 00:42:17.230 --> 00:42:20.189 I mean, get a grip, woman. Jesus Christ. 731 00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:22.061 Like you're rich, 732 00:42:22.191 --> 00:42:23.758 send a fucking carriage to town, 733 00:42:23.889 --> 00:42:25.934 buy up every able-bodied man... 734 00:42:26.065 --> 00:42:28.371 soldier, sailor instead of wasting your time 735 00:42:28.502 --> 00:42:29.982 worrying about which boring old sod 736 00:42:30.112 --> 00:42:31.418 you're going to sign your life away to 737 00:42:31.549 --> 00:42:32.767 and have a lovely 738 00:42:32.898 --> 00:42:36.554 half-decent shag with every last one! I-- 739 00:42:42.211 --> 00:42:46.302 But it's a really good job, it's so stable, and, um... 740 00:42:47.565 --> 00:42:49.654 so usually I don't say all of that. 741 00:42:49.784 --> 00:42:51.873 Well, that was poetic. 742 00:42:52.004 --> 00:42:54.354 You're definitely our audience. 743 00:42:54.484 --> 00:42:56.269 Woody, make sure she gets an invitation. 744 00:42:56.399 --> 00:42:58.967 Hey, we're still calling this Isabel Ascendant, right? 745 00:42:59.098 --> 00:43:00.273 Yeah, but that's just a trick 746 00:43:00.403 --> 00:43:01.622 to get the audience into the theater 747 00:43:01.753 --> 00:43:02.710 so then we can give them something else. 748 00:43:02.841 --> 00:43:04.320 Right, but if, what if we use 749 00:43:04.451 --> 00:43:06.453 the actual old opening to Isabel Ascendant? 750 00:43:06.584 --> 00:43:08.934 I mean, it could be a really big surprise actually. 751 00:43:09.064 --> 00:43:10.544 And if I'm honest... 752 00:43:10.675 --> 00:43:11.937 if you want to make a show 753 00:43:12.067 --> 00:43:13.503 about women getting what they want, 754 00:43:13.634 --> 00:43:14.853 wouldn't it be a little fucking chauvinistic 755 00:43:14.983 --> 00:43:16.158 to not have a female lead in it? 756 00:43:16.289 --> 00:43:17.246 Are you calling me chauvinistic? 757 00:43:17.377 --> 00:43:18.508 No. 758 00:43:18.639 --> 00:43:19.771 Because I'm the feminist here. 759 00:43:19.901 --> 00:43:20.859 -Right. -I'm the flame-thrower. 760 00:43:20.989 --> 00:43:22.730 This whole thing was my idea. 761 00:43:24.340 --> 00:43:25.994 You heard her. She's the flame-thrower. 762 00:43:26.125 --> 00:43:28.083 Uh, you're hired as Isabel 763 00:43:28.214 --> 00:43:29.432 because you were already hired. 764 00:43:29.563 --> 00:43:30.520 Oh. Go-- I am thrilled! 765 00:43:30.651 --> 00:43:32.000 Thank you both so much. 766 00:43:34.176 --> 00:43:37.310 Will you be dancing in it? 767 00:43:37.440 --> 00:43:40.443 Uh, no. Just, uh, directing. Right? 768 00:43:40.574 --> 00:43:43.708 Aw, shame. 769 00:43:43.838 --> 00:43:47.929 Well now that we have a leading lady again 770 00:43:48.060 --> 00:43:49.844 maybe the director should walk us 771 00:43:49.975 --> 00:43:52.891 through the beats of the first act. 772 00:43:53.021 --> 00:43:56.590 Yep. Uh, first act, coming up. 773 00:43:56.721 --> 00:43:58.287 Enter Jackson, 774 00:43:58.418 --> 00:44:00.420 the low-class but sexy friend of the husband. Line? 775 00:44:00.550 --> 00:44:02.509 Harold said you didn't want to go to Calais this year. 776 00:44:02.640 --> 00:44:03.858 Is that still settled? 777 00:44:03.989 --> 00:44:05.773 -I'm sick to death of Calais. -Theo? 778 00:44:05.904 --> 00:44:07.949 I won't hear of it. You're going and that's that. 779 00:44:08.080 --> 00:44:09.647 Perfect. Hit it. 780 00:44:12.127 --> 00:44:14.303 Oh, come on. No. No. No, no. 781 00:44:14.434 --> 00:44:15.740 Come on, Mike. Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 782 00:44:15.870 --> 00:44:17.524 Hey. All right, stop, stop, stop, stop. 783 00:44:17.655 --> 00:44:19.221 Stop. What's up? 784 00:44:19.352 --> 00:44:21.615 They can't just start dancing on her out of nowhere. 785 00:44:21.746 --> 00:44:24.313 I mean, I'm down as fuck. 786 00:44:24.444 --> 00:44:25.619 Okay. Uh, isn't that the point? 787 00:44:25.750 --> 00:44:26.664 No, no, no. 788 00:44:26.794 --> 00:44:28.361 You cannot interrupt the plot. 789 00:44:28.491 --> 00:44:30.102 If you want a strong female lead 790 00:44:30.232 --> 00:44:31.581 she has to have an objective. 791 00:44:31.712 --> 00:44:33.192 At least we should know what she wants. 792 00:44:33.322 --> 00:44:35.803 Okay. What do you think she wants then? 793 00:44:35.934 --> 00:44:39.807 I don't know. I know she doesn't want this life. 794 00:44:39.938 --> 00:44:41.504 So she wants to run away? 795 00:44:41.635 --> 00:44:43.593 She can't do that. 796 00:44:43.724 --> 00:44:46.161 Why? She's a free person, right? 797 00:44:46.292 --> 00:44:49.556 She has a family. There would be consequences. 798 00:44:49.687 --> 00:44:51.210 Right. So it's about the money. 799 00:44:51.340 --> 00:44:52.733 Oh, that's the least of it. 800 00:44:52.864 --> 00:44:54.953 She would lose her friends, opportunities. 801 00:44:55.083 --> 00:44:58.696 Her identity. Her whole world would be torn apart. 802 00:44:58.826 --> 00:45:01.133 I don't know. It sounds to me that she just needs to let go. 803 00:45:01.263 --> 00:45:03.439 -And some good dick! -Maybe that as well. 804 00:45:03.570 --> 00:45:07.269 This show is not about getting dick. Only. 805 00:45:08.575 --> 00:45:10.359 She needs to solve her dilemma. 806 00:45:10.490 --> 00:45:12.797 It's not like some magic unicorn is gonna 807 00:45:12.927 --> 00:45:15.495 come down and make all her wildest fantasies come true. 808 00:45:17.018 --> 00:45:18.759 Uh, what was that? 809 00:45:22.502 --> 00:45:24.504 Could be not the worst idea. 810 00:45:26.288 --> 00:45:27.768 Oh, no way. 811 00:45:27.899 --> 00:45:30.902 Hear me out. Just-- What about-- 812 00:45:31.032 --> 00:45:33.513 Where the fuck am I gonna get a horse? 813 00:45:33.643 --> 00:45:35.341 What about a caballito? Like a tiny one. 814 00:45:35.471 --> 00:45:36.821 I don't have caballito budget. 815 00:45:36.951 --> 00:45:38.692 Wait. What-- How-- Okay, what if you don't see it? 816 00:45:38.823 --> 00:45:39.737 What if you don't see the horse? 817 00:45:42.609 --> 00:45:44.219 No, that's not right. 818 00:45:46.482 --> 00:45:47.483 No. 819 00:45:49.790 --> 00:45:51.531 How long have you been standing there? 820 00:45:51.661 --> 00:45:54.664 -Long enough. May I? -Yes. 821 00:45:59.408 --> 00:46:00.627 So you've worked with Max 822 00:46:00.758 --> 00:46:02.716 and this Roger dude a long time? 823 00:46:02.847 --> 00:46:05.023 All 18 wonderful years. 824 00:46:05.153 --> 00:46:06.764 Wow. So you must know these friends 825 00:46:06.894 --> 00:46:08.026 that we're going to see tonight. 826 00:46:08.156 --> 00:46:09.592 What are they like? 827 00:46:09.723 --> 00:46:12.204 Hmm. They like things to stay the same, sir. 828 00:46:13.640 --> 00:46:15.685 All right. 829 00:46:15.816 --> 00:46:18.079 How do I look? And don't give me any bullshit answer. 830 00:46:19.646 --> 00:46:21.213 You know something... 831 00:46:22.388 --> 00:46:24.477 they'd just laugh at you in a tie. 832 00:46:33.312 --> 00:46:35.096 Holy shit. 833 00:46:35.227 --> 00:46:38.447 -What? -You! That suit. 834 00:46:38.578 --> 00:46:40.710 You look incredibly expensive. 835 00:46:41.711 --> 00:46:43.713 You have no idea. 836 00:46:52.418 --> 00:46:54.550 One of the most primal feelings 837 00:46:54.681 --> 00:46:57.858 human beings experience is the desire to belong 838 00:46:57.989 --> 00:46:59.947 to feel connected to other beings, 839 00:47:00.078 --> 00:47:01.949 and to be part of a tribe. 840 00:47:02.080 --> 00:47:04.038 In fact, brain scans have shown 841 00:47:04.169 --> 00:47:06.562 that social rejection creates virtually 842 00:47:06.693 --> 00:47:09.043 identical brain activity as physical assault. 843 00:47:09.174 --> 00:47:10.915 Mike didn't know that... 844 00:47:11.045 --> 00:47:13.004 but he knew dancing could bring people together. 845 00:47:13.134 --> 00:47:16.007 Even if some of those people are snobs. 846 00:47:16.137 --> 00:47:18.487 And he knew that Victor was right, 847 00:47:18.618 --> 00:47:20.185 they would have laughed at him in a tie. 848 00:47:26.147 --> 00:47:28.236 And he says, "Now that's how you wave a towel!" 849 00:47:31.674 --> 00:47:34.112 Anyways, so, give us the latest gossip, Max. 850 00:47:34.242 --> 00:47:37.289 -Yeah, go on. -And don't hold back a lick. 851 00:47:37.419 --> 00:47:39.465 You know I don't hold back my licks. 852 00:47:39.595 --> 00:47:41.554 -True. 853 00:47:41.684 --> 00:47:43.469 But there's nothing for me to tell you. 854 00:47:43.599 --> 00:47:45.036 You already know everything... 855 00:47:45.166 --> 00:47:48.387 since you double agents are all talking to Roger. 856 00:47:48.517 --> 00:47:49.649 -Oh, come on. -That's not true. 857 00:47:49.779 --> 00:47:51.303 -That's not true. -I'm offended. 858 00:47:51.433 --> 00:47:52.957 Last I heard, 859 00:47:53.087 --> 00:47:55.176 he had at least broken it off with the girl. So... 860 00:47:55.307 --> 00:47:58.397 And so, she should just run back to him then, should she? 861 00:47:58.527 --> 00:48:00.312 No, that's not what I'm implying. 862 00:48:00.442 --> 00:48:02.009 I'm just-- You know, it's something, isn't it? 863 00:48:02.140 --> 00:48:04.403 -It takes time, Bill. -Of course. 864 00:48:04.533 --> 00:48:05.883 Or have you forgotten? 865 00:48:06.013 --> 00:48:07.797 Ooh, hello. 866 00:48:07.928 --> 00:48:11.192 Thank you for your concern, but you must know that... 867 00:48:12.672 --> 00:48:15.283 I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life. 868 00:48:15.414 --> 00:48:16.676 Oh, that's really good to hear. 869 00:48:16.806 --> 00:48:17.895 Oh, rubbish. 870 00:48:18.025 --> 00:48:19.635 Phoebe! 871 00:48:19.766 --> 00:48:22.769 He can do whatever he wants, and so can I. 872 00:48:22.900 --> 00:48:24.466 -Yeah. -How modern. 873 00:48:24.597 --> 00:48:26.512 But what does that actually mean for the divorce? 874 00:48:26.642 --> 00:48:28.035 The divorce. The divorce. 875 00:48:28.166 --> 00:48:30.516 Don't you have something else to talk about? 876 00:48:30.646 --> 00:48:33.301 I mean, besides, uh, Bill jokes. Let's have fun. 877 00:48:33.432 --> 00:48:34.912 Mike, why don't you tell them-- 878 00:48:35.042 --> 00:48:36.696 -I was just telling-- -Wait, no, listen to this. 879 00:48:36.826 --> 00:48:39.046 You have to hear his vision for Isabel Ascendant. 880 00:48:39.177 --> 00:48:40.352 -Oh, yeah. -Oh, yes. 881 00:48:40.482 --> 00:48:42.397 Uh, yeah. Well, I mean, 882 00:48:42.528 --> 00:48:44.443 as we were talking about we think it's, uh... 883 00:48:44.573 --> 00:48:45.923 it's very important to honor, 884 00:48:46.053 --> 00:48:48.490 uh, the original source material. 885 00:48:48.621 --> 00:48:50.144 Yeah, but to do that properly-- 886 00:48:50.275 --> 00:48:54.279 And say no more. It has to be a surprise. 887 00:48:54.409 --> 00:48:55.802 -Right. -Okay. 888 00:48:55.933 --> 00:48:57.151 It's so smart to revive a classic. 889 00:48:57.282 --> 00:48:58.283 Absolutely. 890 00:48:58.413 --> 00:48:59.588 That is very hot right now. 891 00:48:59.719 --> 00:49:01.155 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know 892 00:49:01.286 --> 00:49:02.983 if I would exactly call it a classic revival... 893 00:49:03.114 --> 00:49:04.680 uh, Phoebe, but I-- 894 00:49:04.811 --> 00:49:06.378 You know, the way that I think we were looking at it is 895 00:49:06.508 --> 00:49:07.553 that it really needed to be stripped down, 896 00:49:07.683 --> 00:49:08.684 oiled, and spanked. 897 00:49:11.165 --> 00:49:14.168 No. No. 898 00:49:14.299 --> 00:49:16.431 He loves metaphors. 899 00:49:16.562 --> 00:49:19.043 So Mike, is there a vibrant theatrical community in Miami? 900 00:49:19.173 --> 00:49:20.305 Yeah, for the right amount of dollars 901 00:49:20.435 --> 00:49:21.349 I think you can have as vibrant 902 00:49:21.480 --> 00:49:22.481 of a time as you would like. 903 00:49:24.309 --> 00:49:26.441 I imagine you've done a lot of work with Art Basel. 904 00:49:26.572 --> 00:49:28.487 No, no. I don't-- Who's that? I don't know him. 905 00:49:32.882 --> 00:49:34.580 -Come on, guys. -Oh, my God. 906 00:49:34.710 --> 00:49:37.975 Of course, I know Art Basel. It's the most famous art fair. 907 00:49:38.105 --> 00:49:40.238 It happens in my city every single year. 908 00:49:40.368 --> 00:49:42.892 -Wow. Your face just now... 909 00:49:43.023 --> 00:49:44.982 Well, I mean, if the show's anything like him, 910 00:49:45.112 --> 00:49:46.548 count me in. 911 00:49:46.679 --> 00:49:48.420 You better talk to him while you can because 912 00:49:48.550 --> 00:49:52.424 he's about to get super famous and super unavailable. 913 00:49:52.554 --> 00:49:53.903 Wow. 914 00:49:54.034 --> 00:49:54.861 Well, that's quite a build-up. 915 00:49:54.992 --> 00:49:56.123 That's a deal. 916 00:49:56.254 --> 00:49:57.907 I don't know about all that, but yes. 917 00:49:59.300 --> 00:50:01.650 She is looking unusually radiant tonight. 918 00:50:03.130 --> 00:50:04.784 Yeah, I guess, um... I don't know. 919 00:50:04.914 --> 00:50:08.048 It must be good for the soul, the whole divorce. 920 00:50:08.179 --> 00:50:11.312 -Divorce. -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 921 00:50:11.443 --> 00:50:12.661 Yeah, I'm-- What? 922 00:50:12.792 --> 00:50:14.141 Do you guys have a different word 923 00:50:14.272 --> 00:50:15.621 for the ending of a marriage here? 924 00:50:15.751 --> 00:50:18.189 Uh, yeah. When it's untrue. Yeah. 925 00:50:18.319 --> 00:50:20.060 I mean, yes, they have an agreement at the moment. 926 00:50:20.191 --> 00:50:21.453 Yeah. 927 00:50:21.583 --> 00:50:23.672 But, I mean, that family pre-nup 928 00:50:23.803 --> 00:50:25.109 is going to take a decade to litigate. 929 00:50:25.239 --> 00:50:26.501 Exactly. 930 00:50:26.632 --> 00:50:27.633 Plus she knows that at the end of it 931 00:50:27.763 --> 00:50:28.764 she'll get absolutely nothing. 932 00:50:28.895 --> 00:50:30.331 -Which she'll hate. -Yeah. 933 00:50:30.462 --> 00:50:31.724 What she needs is to be able to stay with him, 934 00:50:31.854 --> 00:50:34.422 but not actually be with him. 935 00:50:34.553 --> 00:50:36.033 That would be the golden ticket. 936 00:50:36.163 --> 00:50:37.469 I wish you had gotten up, 937 00:50:37.599 --> 00:50:39.601 and really taken your clothes off. 938 00:50:39.732 --> 00:50:40.907 Okay, let's go back there. 939 00:50:41.038 --> 00:50:42.300 I'll take my clothes off right now. 940 00:50:42.430 --> 00:50:43.431 I would have loved to see their faces. 941 00:50:43.562 --> 00:50:44.954 -Yeah. -They are so fake. 942 00:50:45.085 --> 00:50:46.739 They are the fakest people I know. 943 00:50:46.869 --> 00:50:50.525 I think the only person that is real in my life is Zadie. 944 00:50:50.656 --> 00:50:52.179 She's about as real as it gets at times. 945 00:50:52.310 --> 00:50:54.051 Yes. She'll tell you what she thinks. 946 00:50:55.400 --> 00:50:57.010 What about you, Mike? 947 00:50:58.751 --> 00:51:00.492 Are you real? 948 00:51:00.622 --> 00:51:03.103 What do you mean, am I real? Am I-- Do you think I'm real? 949 00:51:04.278 --> 00:51:05.279 I don't know. 950 00:51:07.064 --> 00:51:11.068 You know, sometimes you kind of feel like a dream. 951 00:51:11.633 --> 00:51:13.070 Hmm. 952 00:51:13.200 --> 00:51:15.028 I mean, you look like a dream. 953 00:51:15.159 --> 00:51:16.073 Mm-hmm. 954 00:51:18.423 --> 00:51:20.077 You smell like a dream. 955 00:51:20.207 --> 00:51:21.121 Mm-hmm. 956 00:51:23.167 --> 00:51:25.169 You taste like a dream. 957 00:51:32.393 --> 00:51:35.570 Wait. I just want to make sure. Listen. 958 00:51:35.701 --> 00:51:37.572 No, it's okay. No. I get it. I get it. 959 00:51:37.703 --> 00:51:39.183 No, no, no. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 960 00:51:39.313 --> 00:51:41.098 -That was really stupid. -No, I just-- 961 00:51:41.141 --> 00:51:42.577 No, I just want to tell you-- No, no. I'm sorry. I didn't-- 962 00:51:42.621 --> 00:51:44.057 You know what? I'm sorry, I'm just so drunk. 963 00:51:44.188 --> 00:51:45.450 -I shouldn't have stopped-- 964 00:51:45.580 --> 00:51:46.973 What? You had, like, one glass of wine. 965 00:51:47.104 --> 00:51:48.105 No, look, that was my fault. That was my-- 966 00:51:48.148 --> 00:51:49.367 Are you saying I'm crazy? 967 00:51:49.497 --> 00:51:50.455 No, I'm definitely not saying you're crazy. 968 00:51:50.585 --> 00:51:52.109 Are you telling me I'm crazy? 969 00:51:52.239 --> 00:51:53.371 I'm saying I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stop you. 970 00:51:53.501 --> 00:51:54.807 Well, this was uncalled for so... 971 00:51:54.937 --> 00:51:56.156 obviously if I'm not drunk, I'm crazy. 972 00:51:56.287 --> 00:51:57.462 I didn't mean to stop you. Come here. 973 00:51:57.592 --> 00:51:58.941 Stop. Hey-- Max, stop. I'm sorry. 974 00:51:59.072 --> 00:52:00.117 And I'm not crazy. I am very drunk actually. 975 00:52:00.160 --> 00:52:02.119 Stop. Stop. Listen to my-- 976 00:52:02.249 --> 00:52:04.425 No, you stop. I don't want to listen to you. 977 00:52:04.556 --> 00:52:08.299 Right now, anything that you say to me is gonna be wrong. 978 00:52:09.996 --> 00:52:13.565 I already said I'm sorry. Okay? I get it. I get it. 979 00:52:13.695 --> 00:52:16.655 You don't have to like, rub it in. 980 00:52:16.785 --> 00:52:18.004 All right. 981 00:52:18.135 --> 00:52:20.398 No pity talking or anything. I get it. 982 00:52:26.273 --> 00:52:29.798 Can you put some music on, Victor? 983 00:52:39.025 --> 00:52:42.898 ♪ Why don't we steal away 984 00:52:43.029 --> 00:52:44.552 ♪ Into the night 985 00:52:46.859 --> 00:52:48.687 ♪ I know it ain't right 986 00:52:59.088 --> 00:53:01.613 Oh, hello. Good morning. 987 00:53:01.743 --> 00:53:03.005 Good morning. 988 00:53:03.136 --> 00:53:04.659 What are you doing up so early? 989 00:53:04.790 --> 00:53:06.270 I'm writing a novel. 990 00:53:07.184 --> 00:53:09.708 -A novel? -Mm-hmm. 991 00:53:09.838 --> 00:53:12.580 They make you write novels in school over here? 992 00:53:12.711 --> 00:53:14.800 Do you assume that because of my age 993 00:53:14.930 --> 00:53:15.888 I only have the mental capacity 994 00:53:16.018 --> 00:53:17.759 to write a novel for school? 995 00:53:17.890 --> 00:53:20.197 No, I just don't know anyone that's ever written a novel. 996 00:53:21.285 --> 00:53:22.982 What is it about? 997 00:53:23.112 --> 00:53:26.246 It's about some people who know each other and do things. 998 00:53:26.377 --> 00:53:28.422 It's about every time I draw 999 00:53:28.553 --> 00:53:30.859 another gentrified breath into my helpless body. 1000 00:53:30.990 --> 00:53:33.514 And it's about 40 pages. 1001 00:53:33.645 --> 00:53:35.081 That's a good amount of pages. 1002 00:53:35.212 --> 00:53:36.169 It is. 1003 00:53:36.300 --> 00:53:37.301 How many are you gonna go for? 1004 00:53:38.258 --> 00:53:40.042 A few more. 1005 00:53:40.173 --> 00:53:41.740 -What's up, Vic? -Yeah, right. 1006 00:53:43.916 --> 00:53:46.658 What? What? Why is he like that? 1007 00:53:46.788 --> 00:53:49.400 If he acts like he likes you, he hates you. 1008 00:53:49.530 --> 00:53:51.228 And if he acts like he hates you... 1009 00:53:51.358 --> 00:53:55.057 it's a sign of respect because he actually does hate you. 1010 00:53:55.188 --> 00:53:58.583 Yeah, that's not helpful. Why doesn't he just quit? 1011 00:53:58.713 --> 00:54:01.542 Same reason you don't quit. Systemic economic inequality. 1012 00:54:03.152 --> 00:54:06.243 Speaking of, have you seen Maxandra this morning? 1013 00:54:06.373 --> 00:54:08.593 No. And why do you call her that? 1014 00:54:08.723 --> 00:54:09.898 You know she hates it. 1015 00:54:10.029 --> 00:54:11.291 She brought me from an orphanage, 1016 00:54:11.422 --> 00:54:12.945 saying "mother" would feel like a lie. 1017 00:54:13.075 --> 00:54:15.556 Come on. That's a little strong. 1018 00:54:15.687 --> 00:54:17.602 Look, she's doing the best she can. 1019 00:54:17.732 --> 00:54:19.647 And she loves the shit out of you. 1020 00:54:19.778 --> 00:54:21.388 I think the real question is 1021 00:54:21.519 --> 00:54:22.998 why do you love the shit out of her? 1022 00:54:26.350 --> 00:54:28.656 Love is a really, really big word, Zadie. 1023 00:54:28.787 --> 00:54:30.658 And, look, the truth is 1024 00:54:30.789 --> 00:54:33.313 no one's believed in me like your mom has, so I-- 1025 00:54:33.444 --> 00:54:36.273 -Zadie? -Hi, Roger. 1026 00:54:36.403 --> 00:54:37.752 Hello, dear. 1027 00:54:37.883 --> 00:54:39.972 That's your-- 1028 00:54:40.102 --> 00:54:44.063 -Is your mother around? -Maxandra is upstairs. 1029 00:54:44.193 --> 00:54:45.934 And who's this? 1030 00:54:46.065 --> 00:54:47.501 This is Mike. 1031 00:54:47.632 --> 00:54:50.330 Mike is the new director for Isabel Ascendant. 1032 00:54:50.461 --> 00:54:52.767 -Ah, right. -What's up? 1033 00:54:53.507 --> 00:54:54.769 Roger Rattigan. 1034 00:54:54.900 --> 00:54:57.468 Michael Jeffrey Lane. 1035 00:54:57.598 --> 00:54:58.773 I hope Max didn't schedule 1036 00:54:58.904 --> 00:55:00.166 to meet both of us at the same time. 1037 00:55:01.472 --> 00:55:03.300 -He's staying here. -Ah. 1038 00:55:03.430 --> 00:55:06.564 -Mm-hmm. -Well, no conflict then. 1039 00:55:07.391 --> 00:55:09.001 No. 1040 00:55:09.131 --> 00:55:11.395 I hope the theater itself has treated you well thus far. 1041 00:55:11.525 --> 00:55:13.614 Oh, she's been a pleasure to be inside of. 1042 00:55:13.745 --> 00:55:15.137 It's got such a wonderful feel. 1043 00:55:15.268 --> 00:55:16.400 I'm looking forward to seeing 1044 00:55:16.530 --> 00:55:17.749 how you improve such a classic. 1045 00:55:17.879 --> 00:55:20.012 I can't wait for you to experience it. 1046 00:55:24.408 --> 00:55:26.235 It's a little rough, so be nice. 1047 00:55:26.366 --> 00:55:27.324 Okay. 1048 00:55:27.454 --> 00:55:29.021 -Woods. -Sound. Go. 1049 00:55:32.329 --> 00:55:34.896 ♪ Followed your name 1050 00:55:35.027 --> 00:55:37.508 ♪ Into the wild 1051 00:55:37.638 --> 00:55:39.901 ♪ Yeah, yeah 1052 00:55:40.032 --> 00:55:42.948 ♪ Showed you my shame 1053 00:55:43.078 --> 00:55:44.471 ♪ I ran a mile 1054 00:55:46.212 --> 00:55:49.476 ♪ I sing your lullaby 1055 00:55:49.607 --> 00:55:51.391 ♪ Your melodies 1056 00:55:51.522 --> 00:55:52.740 ♪ Like a symphony 1057 00:55:55.700 --> 00:55:58.137 ♪ We burn the same 1058 00:55:58.267 --> 00:56:00.226 ♪ Inside a fire 1059 00:56:01.793 --> 00:56:05.187 ♪ I just need a little mercy 1060 00:56:05.318 --> 00:56:07.233 -♪ Mercy on me 1061 00:56:09.453 --> 00:56:12.717 ♪ I just need a little mercy 1062 00:56:12.847 --> 00:56:14.849 ♪ Mercy on me 1063 00:56:17.156 --> 00:56:20.377 ♪ I drank your holy water 1064 00:56:20.507 --> 00:56:22.248 ♪ Your liberty 1065 00:56:22.379 --> 00:56:23.945 ♪ Your make-believe 1066 00:56:25.033 --> 00:56:27.166 ♪ I just need a little mercy 1067 00:56:28.254 --> 00:56:30.256 ♪ Mercy on me 1068 00:56:48.143 --> 00:56:50.407 ♪ I just need a little mercy 1069 00:56:51.364 --> 00:56:52.452 ♪ Mercy 1070 00:56:55.629 --> 00:56:58.240 ♪ I just need a little mercy 1071 00:56:59.067 --> 00:57:00.417 ♪ Mercy 1072 00:57:05.900 --> 00:57:09.469 Bravo. Bravo. 1073 00:57:09.600 --> 00:57:13.038 Bravo. Bellissimo. Now that is class. 1074 00:57:13.168 --> 00:57:15.301 Yeah. No, that was great. 1075 00:57:15.432 --> 00:57:17.346 Um, yeah, I got to figure out, uh... 1076 00:57:17.477 --> 00:57:18.696 where it goes in the show. 1077 00:57:18.826 --> 00:57:21.916 Uh, but, yeah, it was-- It was great. 1078 00:57:22.047 --> 00:57:24.005 All right, Harry, let's go. 1079 00:57:25.616 --> 00:57:26.573 Give it to her. 1080 00:57:26.704 --> 00:57:27.835 ♪ Oh 1081 00:57:29.968 --> 00:57:31.099 Take your time, boy. 1082 00:57:32.057 --> 00:57:33.145 Show her. 1083 00:57:33.275 --> 00:57:36.888 ♪ With your permission 1084 00:57:37.018 --> 00:57:40.587 ♪ I just wanna spend a little time with you ♪ 1085 00:57:40.718 --> 00:57:41.719 Yep. 1086 00:57:42.807 --> 00:57:43.808 That's it. 1087 00:57:45.549 --> 00:57:47.376 Hey, give her the business. 1088 00:57:49.988 --> 00:57:52.991 ♪ Tonight I wanna be a little me on you ♪ 1089 00:57:53.121 --> 00:57:54.209 Uh, uh. 1090 00:57:55.036 --> 00:57:56.560 Uh-oh. 1091 00:57:58.779 --> 00:58:00.999 ♪ With your permission 1092 00:58:02.870 --> 00:58:05.525 ♪ I wanna spend the night sippin' on you ♪ 1093 00:58:08.006 --> 00:58:11.313 That's it. That's it. All right, sick. 1094 00:58:11.444 --> 00:58:13.707 Look, I mean, you can't dance any better than that. 1095 00:58:13.838 --> 00:58:15.187 That's perfect. 1096 00:58:15.317 --> 00:58:16.580 I mean, the only-- If I had a little note 1097 00:58:16.710 --> 00:58:18.582 it would just be this specific dance 1098 00:58:18.712 --> 00:58:21.236 is a little more like fucking than dancing. 1099 00:58:21.367 --> 00:58:23.761 And you know, look, the song is called "Permission," 1100 00:58:23.891 --> 00:58:25.066 so once you get permission 1101 00:58:25.197 --> 00:58:26.894 you got to keep it, and you got to-- 1102 00:58:27.025 --> 00:58:29.070 The only way to do that is to keep a connection with her. 1103 00:58:29.201 --> 00:58:30.550 Here, watch. Look, see if you can see the difference. 1104 00:58:32.421 --> 00:58:33.597 Like, literally you don't even have to dance at all. 1105 00:58:34.902 --> 00:58:36.034 -Hi. -Hey. 1106 00:58:36.164 --> 00:58:37.644 -Can I touch you? -Of course. 1107 00:58:37.775 --> 00:58:39.820 -Yeah? You sure? -Yeah. 1108 00:58:39.951 --> 00:58:41.996 ♪ With your permission 1109 00:58:43.911 --> 00:58:47.611 ♪ I just wanna spend a little time with you ♪ 1110 00:58:52.398 --> 00:58:54.443 ♪ With your permission 1111 00:58:56.620 --> 00:59:00.145 ♪ Tonight I wanna be a little me on you ♪ 1112 00:59:01.059 --> 00:59:03.235 ♪ Aw, yeah 1113 00:59:05.237 --> 00:59:07.761 ♪ With your permission 1114 00:59:09.720 --> 00:59:13.724 ♪ I wanna spend the night sippin' on you ♪ 1115 00:59:13.854 --> 00:59:17.336 ♪ You know what I'm talking about baby, yeah ♪ 1116 00:59:19.730 --> 00:59:21.906 Woody! Woody, Woody, Woody, Woody. 1117 00:59:24.735 --> 00:59:26.824 I don't understand. 1118 00:59:26.954 --> 00:59:31.437 You have this beautiful legendary stage... 1119 00:59:31.568 --> 00:59:34.092 but you're hovering around the chair. 1120 00:59:35.484 --> 00:59:37.269 I mean, you can do the same... 1121 00:59:39.314 --> 00:59:41.578 over here, or your... 1122 00:59:43.405 --> 00:59:45.146 -over there. -Mm-hmm. 1123 00:59:45.277 --> 00:59:47.192 No woman wants to be suffocated 1124 00:59:47.322 --> 00:59:48.672 by testículos. 1125 00:59:48.802 --> 00:59:49.760 That's fair. 1126 00:59:49.890 --> 00:59:51.196 It's nice to expand, you know? 1127 00:59:51.979 --> 00:59:53.067 Okay. 1128 00:59:54.721 --> 00:59:57.332 Less testiculars and expansion. 1129 01:00:36.589 --> 01:00:38.112 Some scholars suggest that dance 1130 01:00:38.243 --> 01:00:39.897 once was a form of communication 1131 01:00:40.027 --> 01:00:43.161 as integral to our daily life as eating or sleeping. 1132 01:00:43.291 --> 01:00:45.772 Traditionally, tribal courtship dances 1133 01:00:45.903 --> 01:00:47.556 allowed dancers of opposite sexes 1134 01:00:47.687 --> 01:00:49.558 to engage in socially acceptable 1135 01:00:49.689 --> 01:00:51.473 physical contact before they were even 1136 01:00:51.604 --> 01:00:53.519 allowed to speak to one another. 1137 01:00:53.650 --> 01:00:55.303 Only when a leisure class began 1138 01:00:55.434 --> 01:00:57.741 to emerge out of early economic development 1139 01:00:57.871 --> 01:00:59.046 did humans begin to view dance 1140 01:00:59.177 --> 01:01:00.395 as a source of pleasure apart 1141 01:01:00.526 --> 01:01:02.223 from its original purpose, 1142 01:01:02.354 --> 01:01:05.009 to bridge people together from different worlds... 1143 01:01:05.139 --> 01:01:07.664 to heal wounds when words would not suffice. 1144 01:01:14.758 --> 01:01:15.889 All right, you all ready? 1145 01:01:16.977 --> 01:01:18.544 Play back. 1146 01:01:27.901 --> 01:01:31.513 All right. Stop! Stop the music! Stop! 1147 01:01:31.644 --> 01:01:34.603 Hey! Excuse me, who the hell are you? 1148 01:01:36.736 --> 01:01:38.520 City of Westminster. 1149 01:01:38.651 --> 01:01:41.132 Historical Architecture High Committee. 1150 01:01:41.262 --> 01:01:44.222 Well, I'm the owner of this theater. Is there a problem? 1151 01:01:45.136 --> 01:01:46.659 Oh, I would think so. 1152 01:01:53.274 --> 01:01:54.406 Anything else? 1153 01:01:56.756 --> 01:01:58.279 You'll be hearing from us. 1154 01:02:03.371 --> 01:02:04.590 We're fucked. 1155 01:02:07.811 --> 01:02:09.726 "The owner must obtain written approval 1156 01:02:09.856 --> 01:02:11.597 to make material changes to property. 1157 01:02:11.728 --> 01:02:14.556 If changes be made without approval or special exemption, 1158 01:02:14.687 --> 01:02:15.862 the owner must restore 1159 01:02:15.993 --> 01:02:17.559 the theater to its original condition 1160 01:02:17.690 --> 01:02:20.693 and then file for approval with the city." 1161 01:02:20.824 --> 01:02:23.304 This is Roger trying to control me. 1162 01:02:23.435 --> 01:02:25.742 Even though we are separated 1163 01:02:25.872 --> 01:02:26.960 and in the middle of a divorce 1164 01:02:27.091 --> 01:02:28.832 because he fucked the assistant. 1165 01:02:32.357 --> 01:02:33.488 I'm sorry, baby, 1166 01:02:33.619 --> 01:02:34.881 but it's not like it's a secret. 1167 01:02:36.274 --> 01:02:38.189 What if we just do it anyway? 1168 01:02:38.319 --> 01:02:40.060 I mean, what are they really gonna do? 1169 01:02:40.191 --> 01:02:41.758 "Failure to comply will result 1170 01:02:41.888 --> 01:02:43.847 in a fine of 10,000 pounds per day... 1171 01:02:43.977 --> 01:02:46.893 and/or seizure of the property by the City." 1172 01:02:47.024 --> 01:02:48.765 Even if I pay the fine, 1173 01:02:48.895 --> 01:02:51.724 he'll find a way to exert pressure on these people 1174 01:02:51.855 --> 01:02:53.595 and force them to bend the rules. 1175 01:02:53.726 --> 01:02:55.162 That's just the way he operates. 1176 01:02:55.293 --> 01:02:56.729 -Isn't it, Victor? -Well, in my opinion-- 1177 01:02:56.860 --> 01:02:58.383 We have to go all the way to the top 1178 01:02:58.513 --> 01:03:00.733 because our freedom is an illusion. 1179 01:03:00.864 --> 01:03:02.517 Yes, see when you start with no rights at all-- 1180 01:03:02.648 --> 01:03:04.389 So who is this person we need to seduce 1181 01:03:04.519 --> 01:03:05.782 and get them on our side? 1182 01:03:05.912 --> 01:03:08.001 I.e., the definition of corruption. 1183 01:03:09.263 --> 01:03:10.699 Zadie, baby... 1184 01:03:12.223 --> 01:03:13.746 you should know that the law 1185 01:03:13.877 --> 01:03:15.530 is useless when you're dealing 1186 01:03:15.661 --> 01:03:18.098 with entrenched male power structures. 1187 01:03:18.229 --> 01:03:20.361 -Not all male. -What do you mean? 1188 01:03:20.492 --> 01:03:21.972 Edna Eaglebauer. 1189 01:03:22.102 --> 01:03:23.538 As the chairwoman, 1190 01:03:23.669 --> 01:03:24.888 she has the power to grant a special exemption. 1191 01:03:25.018 --> 01:03:27.151 Hey, Z, what else do we know about Edna? 1192 01:03:33.505 --> 01:03:35.942 Um, not much about her on Google. 1193 01:03:36.073 --> 01:03:37.596 Housing records indicate 1194 01:03:37.726 --> 01:03:38.771 she's most likely single and lives alone. 1195 01:03:38.902 --> 01:03:40.817 That's promising. 1196 01:03:40.947 --> 01:03:43.210 Um, she's got no presence on social media. 1197 01:03:43.341 --> 01:03:46.866 Asides her bio on the council website. 1198 01:03:46.997 --> 01:03:49.695 Check if she has a pet or a hobby. 1199 01:03:52.350 --> 01:03:53.830 Not that I can tell. She's a ghost. 1200 01:04:48.362 --> 01:04:49.494 I'll tell you what... 1201 01:04:49.624 --> 01:04:50.669 this bird's got to have a heart of stone 1202 01:04:50.799 --> 01:04:52.236 to shut down Swan Lake. 1203 01:04:52.366 --> 01:04:54.499 Maybe, but everybody wants something. 1204 01:04:54.629 --> 01:04:56.893 We just got to keep looking. 1205 01:04:57.023 --> 01:04:59.678 What if she didn't even know what she wants? 1206 01:04:59.808 --> 01:05:01.419 Well, that never stopped men 1207 01:05:01.549 --> 01:05:03.900 from coming up with the wrong answer. 1208 01:05:04.030 --> 01:05:05.510 Come on, guys, give me something. 1209 01:05:05.640 --> 01:05:06.946 Victor, don't just sit there. 1210 01:05:07.077 --> 01:05:08.643 I'll murder her for the right price. 1211 01:05:08.774 --> 01:05:10.210 That might be the best idea. 1212 01:05:10.341 --> 01:05:11.559 But, look, this feels like 1213 01:05:11.690 --> 01:05:13.431 a woman's perspective sort of a thing. 1214 01:05:13.561 --> 01:05:15.781 Like what did you want before Miami? 1215 01:05:15.912 --> 01:05:17.391 I just wanted to escape my life. 1216 01:05:19.698 --> 01:05:21.700 But then... 1217 01:05:21.830 --> 01:05:26.792 someone came along and gave me this unexpected 1218 01:05:26.923 --> 01:05:32.972 magical moment that made me remember who I really was. 1219 01:05:33.103 --> 01:05:35.148 It was like a little treasure. 1220 01:05:35.279 --> 01:05:37.934 Okay, so we need to figure out who Edna was before 1221 01:05:38.064 --> 01:05:40.240 she became a bureaucrat and tap into that then. 1222 01:05:41.633 --> 01:05:42.677 That's it! 1223 01:07:25.041 --> 01:07:26.694 I don't understand why you don't want "Suavemente." 1224 01:07:26.825 --> 01:07:28.044 I don't think-- No. I love "Suavemente." 1225 01:07:28.174 --> 01:07:29.654 It's a great song. 1226 01:07:29.784 --> 01:07:30.959 -It's a different beat. -It is great. I agree. 1227 01:07:31.090 --> 01:07:32.396 We just don't need it right now. 1228 01:07:32.526 --> 01:07:33.745 Look, it-- Look, hear me out. It's Isabel... 1229 01:07:33.875 --> 01:07:35.094 Unicorn, "Champagne," "Sex Machine..." 1230 01:07:35.225 --> 01:07:36.400 -Oh, trust me... -"Permission," "Suits." 1231 01:07:36.530 --> 01:07:37.705 I know it by heart. And you know what's more 1232 01:07:37.836 --> 01:07:39.011 important than "Suavemente"? 1233 01:07:39.142 --> 01:07:40.621 We still don't have a grand finale. 1234 01:07:40.752 --> 01:07:42.058 Well, great. We'll make one. It's a group number. 1235 01:07:42.188 --> 01:07:43.537 Most important part of the whole show. 1236 01:07:43.581 --> 01:07:44.582 And then everybody will dance out into the crowd. 1237 01:07:44.625 --> 01:07:45.931 It'll be amazing. 1238 01:07:46.062 --> 01:07:48.064 -Oh, that's so random. -Why is that random? 1239 01:07:48.194 --> 01:07:49.152 Everybody dancing in the crowd. 1240 01:07:49.282 --> 01:07:50.501 We've done that already. 1241 01:07:50.631 --> 01:07:51.719 It's got to be something different, 1242 01:07:51.850 --> 01:07:53.243 something personal. 1243 01:07:53.373 --> 01:07:54.679 They're all good and personal, 1244 01:07:54.809 --> 01:07:55.984 and they're there for a reason. I don't-- 1245 01:07:56.115 --> 01:07:57.725 Why are you doing this right now? 1246 01:07:57.856 --> 01:08:00.119 Why are you making it, like, we don't have a good show? 1247 01:08:00.250 --> 01:08:03.296 I know. You should be dancing in it. 1248 01:08:03.427 --> 01:08:05.820 You have lost your mind. What are you talking about? 1249 01:08:05.951 --> 01:08:07.300 I'm not dancing in the show. 1250 01:08:07.431 --> 01:08:08.867 Why are you saying no to everything I say? 1251 01:08:08.997 --> 01:08:10.347 -I'm not saying no. -Have you noticed that? 1252 01:08:10.477 --> 01:08:12.175 I've said yes on every single part of the show. 1253 01:08:12.305 --> 01:08:15.569 We need something climactic, different, something personal. 1254 01:08:15.700 --> 01:08:17.876 Great, then do something personal. 1255 01:08:18.006 --> 01:08:19.312 Give me something that I don't know about you. 1256 01:08:19.443 --> 01:08:21.314 Why is it about me? This is about women. 1257 01:08:21.445 --> 01:08:22.881 You're a woman. I'm not. 1258 01:08:23.011 --> 01:08:24.187 I'm not gonna be dancing in the show. 1259 01:08:24.317 --> 01:08:25.623 Why don't you make it personal? 1260 01:08:25.753 --> 01:08:27.146 Well, do whatever you want. 1261 01:08:27.277 --> 01:08:28.930 Do the thing that you and Antonio have been making. 1262 01:08:29.061 --> 01:08:31.107 It's great. That's personal, ain't it? 1263 01:08:31.237 --> 01:08:33.152 Hey, it's your show. 1264 01:08:33.283 --> 01:08:34.980 Give me something that's yours. 1265 01:08:35.111 --> 01:08:36.895 Open up. 1266 01:08:37.025 --> 01:08:39.071 -I did. -When? 1267 01:08:39.202 --> 01:08:40.812 The whole-- This whole time. 1268 01:08:40.942 --> 01:08:42.205 And if you haven't seen it, 1269 01:08:42.335 --> 01:08:43.902 I don't know what to tell you about it. 1270 01:08:44.032 --> 01:08:45.338 Well, I don't know what to tell you about it since 1271 01:08:45.469 --> 01:08:47.558 I tried to kiss you and you pulled away. 1272 01:08:47.688 --> 01:08:49.516 You don't know how to open up. 1273 01:08:49.647 --> 01:08:51.431 That's why you need the "Suavemente." 1274 01:08:51.562 --> 01:08:55.348 Oh! Still waiting for passing trade, you nosy fuck! 1275 01:08:55.479 --> 01:08:58.134 Your turn; he's impossible. 1276 01:09:15.238 --> 01:09:16.804 Yes, Victor? 1277 01:09:16.935 --> 01:09:18.502 I did not say anything. 1278 01:09:18.632 --> 01:09:20.156 Yeah. Yeah. You're always saying something in your head. 1279 01:09:20.286 --> 01:09:21.635 Just say it out loud, man. 1280 01:09:23.985 --> 01:09:26.858 You see, the problem with Max is 1281 01:09:26.988 --> 01:09:29.165 she tends to overcomplicate things. 1282 01:09:29.295 --> 01:09:30.731 Yeah. 1283 01:09:30.862 --> 01:09:33.038 Especially when she knows exactly what she wants. 1284 01:09:33.169 --> 01:09:35.083 And she knows exactly what she wants 1285 01:09:35.214 --> 01:09:36.302 when it comes to you. 1286 01:09:41.916 --> 01:09:43.657 Why do you work for her? 1287 01:09:43.788 --> 01:09:45.398 You could easily work for Roger. 1288 01:09:46.791 --> 01:09:48.401 She's got bigger balls. 1289 01:09:52.536 --> 01:09:53.885 Listen, motherfucker. 1290 01:09:54.015 --> 01:09:55.147 -I rest my case. -Yeah. 1291 01:09:55.278 --> 01:09:56.670 You better make up your mind 1292 01:09:56.801 --> 01:09:58.063 because you're driving me crazy. 1293 01:09:58.194 --> 01:09:59.195 Oh, just-- Yeah, you're driving me crazy. 1294 01:09:59.325 --> 01:10:00.500 What are you doing? 1295 01:10:00.631 --> 01:10:01.849 Just stop. 1296 01:10:01.980 --> 01:10:04.243 -Okay, just shut up. -No, you stop. 1297 01:10:04.374 --> 01:10:06.376 You shut up. 1298 01:10:06.506 --> 01:10:09.074 I just want a happy ending. 1299 01:10:13.034 --> 01:10:15.254 You're an insane person. You know that, right? 1300 01:10:15.385 --> 01:10:16.734 Mm-hmm. 1301 01:10:44.892 --> 01:10:46.938 Given the debate and confusion 1302 01:10:47.068 --> 01:10:49.157 around the word "love" generally... 1303 01:10:49.288 --> 01:10:51.421 what are we to make of the word "love" 1304 01:10:51.551 --> 01:10:53.423 in the context of dancing? 1305 01:10:53.553 --> 01:10:55.903 If you love dancing with someone, 1306 01:10:56.034 --> 01:10:58.645 does that mean on some level that you love them? 1307 01:10:58.776 --> 01:11:01.909 What other feelings are exchanged during a dance? 1308 01:11:02.040 --> 01:11:04.434 Can you dance with someone you don't trust? 1309 01:11:04.564 --> 01:11:07.524 Should you trust someone just because they can dance? 1310 01:11:07.654 --> 01:11:10.004 Max and Mike weren't thinking about this, 1311 01:11:10.135 --> 01:11:11.484 but they should have been. 1312 01:11:11.615 --> 01:11:13.138 Stop the music! 1313 01:11:13.269 --> 01:11:15.619 Stop the music! Stop the music. 1314 01:11:16.837 --> 01:11:18.274 -Edna? -Edna? 1315 01:11:18.404 --> 01:11:20.145 I am so sorry, Ms. Mendoza. 1316 01:11:20.276 --> 01:11:21.755 I am so deeply sorry 1317 01:11:21.886 --> 01:11:24.323 to each and every one of you beautiful creatures. 1318 01:11:24.454 --> 01:11:25.672 Sorry for what? 1319 01:11:25.803 --> 01:11:27.413 Height restrictions for stage risers. 1320 01:11:27.544 --> 01:11:29.110 Apparently, your new stage 1321 01:11:29.241 --> 01:11:30.503 is three quarters of an inch too high. 1322 01:11:30.634 --> 01:11:32.157 Your exemption has been denied. 1323 01:11:32.288 --> 01:11:34.725 You're to shut down immediately. 1324 01:11:34.855 --> 01:11:36.901 But you had already approved it! 1325 01:11:37.031 --> 01:11:40.861 I got a call from an MP's office. It's law. 1326 01:11:40.992 --> 01:11:42.298 There's nothing I can do. 1327 01:11:44.561 --> 01:11:47.781 Keep working. I'll take care of this. I'll be right back. 1328 01:11:47.912 --> 01:11:48.869 Okay. 1329 01:12:03.710 --> 01:12:05.886 How fucking dare you? 1330 01:12:06.017 --> 01:12:08.672 You're not shutting me down again. Not this time. 1331 01:12:08.802 --> 01:12:11.631 Max, I sincerely want to rebuild our trust. 1332 01:12:11.762 --> 01:12:13.024 -In the meantime, 1333 01:12:13.154 --> 01:12:14.982 I'm just trying to look out for you. 1334 01:12:15.113 --> 01:12:17.245 How is shutting down my show looking out for me? 1335 01:12:17.376 --> 01:12:18.595 I'm not talking about the show. 1336 01:12:18.725 --> 01:12:19.900 Then what are you talking about? 1337 01:12:20.031 --> 01:12:21.946 I'm talking about your judgment. 1338 01:12:22.076 --> 01:12:24.122 I'm talking what I witnessed in the kitchen 1339 01:12:24.252 --> 01:12:25.384 in front of our daughter. 1340 01:12:25.515 --> 01:12:28.039 Roger, I wouldn't get into a dispute 1341 01:12:28.169 --> 01:12:29.867 about judgment with me right now. 1342 01:12:29.997 --> 01:12:33.392 You handed my family's theater over to a fucking stripper. 1343 01:12:35.133 --> 01:12:37.396 You don't know anything about Mike. 1344 01:12:37.527 --> 01:12:41.008 I know when you're being used. Don't you see that? 1345 01:12:41.487 --> 01:12:42.488 No. 1346 01:12:43.881 --> 01:12:46.884 Darling, I know we're all getting old, 1347 01:12:47.014 --> 01:12:49.365 but I didn't know you were so desperate. 1348 01:12:49.495 --> 01:12:52.585 Fuck you! We care for each other. 1349 01:12:52.716 --> 01:12:55.632 Max, have you even read our settlement agreement? 1350 01:12:55.762 --> 01:12:59.200 The language about denigrating or harming the family brand? 1351 01:12:59.331 --> 01:13:01.115 The moment that show goes up, 1352 01:13:01.246 --> 01:13:03.030 mother's barristers will be clawing back 1353 01:13:03.161 --> 01:13:04.945 every last shilling in court 1354 01:13:05.076 --> 01:13:06.773 and I won't be able to stop her. 1355 01:13:06.904 --> 01:13:10.211 But if you're still too deluded to help yourself, 1356 01:13:10.342 --> 01:13:12.518 please be mindful of Zadie. 1357 01:13:12.649 --> 01:13:15.695 She shouldn't have to pay the price for your fantasies. 1358 01:13:21.571 --> 01:13:22.789 Would you please stop it? 1359 01:13:22.920 --> 01:13:24.704 What? 1360 01:13:24.835 --> 01:13:26.489 I know what you're thinking. 1361 01:13:26.619 --> 01:13:28.404 You're thinking, "What was she thinking?" 1362 01:13:28.534 --> 01:13:30.144 You weren't thinking, were you? 1363 01:13:30.275 --> 01:13:31.407 You were falling in love. 1364 01:13:31.537 --> 01:13:33.104 Oh, shut the fuck up. 1365 01:13:33.234 --> 01:13:34.845 You think I don't know that? 1366 01:13:34.975 --> 01:13:37.282 And don't you dare judge me. You were not there. 1367 01:13:37.413 --> 01:13:39.676 That one fucking dance... 1368 01:13:40.677 --> 01:13:42.505 changed everything in me. 1369 01:13:45.508 --> 01:13:49.642 It feels like it made me the best version of myself... 1370 01:13:49.773 --> 01:13:51.035 but everybody's laughing at me. 1371 01:13:51.165 --> 01:13:52.863 I'm a joke. An embarrassment. 1372 01:13:54.430 --> 01:13:56.475 Not to him though. 1373 01:13:58.695 --> 01:14:00.523 He believes in me. 1374 01:14:00.653 --> 01:14:02.394 I have to go tell him 1375 01:14:02.525 --> 01:14:05.658 that our show about empowering women is dead... 1376 01:14:05.789 --> 01:14:08.400 because I'm so fucking powerless. 1377 01:14:10.315 --> 01:14:12.839 The most frightening part is that... 1378 01:14:12.970 --> 01:14:15.015 I'm about to find out if that dance 1379 01:14:15.146 --> 01:14:17.975 meant as much to him as it did to me. 1380 01:14:19.890 --> 01:14:23.850 Or if I'm just another goddamn Tuesday. 1381 01:14:23.981 --> 01:14:26.026 No, you're more like a Thursday, madame. 1382 01:14:28.551 --> 01:14:31.205 Have I always been this adolescent? 1383 01:14:31.336 --> 01:14:34.426 No. Only when it's raining. 1384 01:14:36.994 --> 01:14:40.650 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 1385 01:14:40.780 --> 01:14:41.999 One. 1386 01:14:42.129 --> 01:14:43.087 Mike. 1387 01:14:45.045 --> 01:14:47.047 Uh, Jack, keep taking them through. 1388 01:14:52.183 --> 01:14:54.359 What the fuck you mean "we're done"? 1389 01:14:54.490 --> 01:14:59.059 I'm sorry. I did my best, but I failed. 1390 01:14:59.190 --> 01:15:01.105 -Wait. What-- All right. -Victor will come back 1391 01:15:01.235 --> 01:15:02.628 and pick you up, 1392 01:15:02.759 --> 01:15:04.151 and he can arrange a flight for you tomorrow. 1393 01:15:04.282 --> 01:15:06.414 No, no, no. What happened? This isn't you. 1394 01:15:06.545 --> 01:15:07.981 What the fuck is going on with you, Max? 1395 01:15:12.551 --> 01:15:13.857 Nothing. 1396 01:15:13.987 --> 01:15:16.512 What? Un-fucking-believable. 1397 01:15:16.642 --> 01:15:19.645 You really are the Queen of the First Act, huh? Holy shit. 1398 01:15:22.605 --> 01:15:23.867 You don't know anything about me. 1399 01:15:23.997 --> 01:15:25.912 And you don't understand anything. 1400 01:15:26.043 --> 01:15:27.523 It's Friday. 1401 01:15:27.653 --> 01:15:30.221 They wouldn't pull the plug on us until Monday. 1402 01:15:30.351 --> 01:15:32.005 But you're walking away. 1403 01:15:32.136 --> 01:15:34.138 You have no show. 1404 01:15:34.268 --> 01:15:36.270 You couldn't even come up with an ending. 1405 01:15:36.401 --> 01:15:38.098 You cannot say that what we've created so far 1406 01:15:38.229 --> 01:15:39.622 isn't fucking special. 1407 01:15:39.752 --> 01:15:41.624 You cannot say that. I know you can't. 1408 01:15:46.454 --> 01:15:50.371 I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to let it go. 1409 01:15:52.765 --> 01:15:54.593 You'll still get paid. 1410 01:15:54.724 --> 01:15:57.727 Hey! Hey, look, I don't give a fuck about the money. 1411 01:15:57.857 --> 01:15:59.119 I don't fucking care. 1412 01:15:59.685 --> 01:16:01.165 Okay? 1413 01:16:01.295 --> 01:16:02.862 We're good at this and I'm not gonna 1414 01:16:02.993 --> 01:16:04.690 fucking just let us give up on it. 1415 01:16:04.821 --> 01:16:06.083 You're so good at this. 1416 01:16:08.520 --> 01:16:12.785 I bet you he never cared about what you were good at. Did he? 1417 01:16:17.224 --> 01:16:18.878 Don't let this be the end. 1418 01:16:25.842 --> 01:16:26.843 Uh. Uh. 1419 01:17:05.708 --> 01:17:07.623 -Woody! -Lay it on me, gov. 1420 01:17:07.753 --> 01:17:09.668 I need a plumber and a ballerina. 1421 01:17:11.539 --> 01:17:14.412 The princess is on a hunger strike. 1422 01:17:14.542 --> 01:17:15.935 Won't even open the door. 1423 01:17:16.066 --> 01:17:17.284 What? She's not even drinking? 1424 01:17:17.415 --> 01:17:18.938 I'm afraid not. 1425 01:17:19.069 --> 01:17:21.549 Did you try using your "wise British butler" voice? 1426 01:17:21.680 --> 01:17:26.380 Trust me, I went full metal Downton Abbey on her ass. 1427 01:17:26.511 --> 01:17:29.645 And if that bloke doesn't pull his head from his own ass... 1428 01:17:29.775 --> 01:17:32.038 you'll be parented from behind a closed door 1429 01:17:32.169 --> 01:17:34.127 for months. Years, even. 1430 01:17:34.258 --> 01:17:37.000 But you didn't tell her you slipped Mike the keys? 1431 01:17:37.130 --> 01:17:38.871 Please. 1432 01:17:39.002 --> 01:17:41.657 If the lawyers found out her careless manservant... 1433 01:17:41.787 --> 01:17:43.267 failed to lock The Rattigan doors, 1434 01:17:43.397 --> 01:17:45.573 she'll need plausible deniability. 1435 01:17:45.704 --> 01:17:47.184 If there's anything I've learned, 1436 01:17:47.314 --> 01:17:49.186 it's that you can't tell people anything. 1437 01:17:49.316 --> 01:17:50.927 They have to have an experience. 1438 01:17:54.017 --> 01:17:55.148 Message from Mike. 1439 01:17:56.759 --> 01:17:58.108 "End is not ending. 1440 01:17:58.238 --> 01:18:00.545 "Sunday at- 00 we roll. The Grand Finale." 1441 01:18:00.676 --> 01:18:01.851 Let me see that. 1442 01:18:04.070 --> 01:18:06.290 Crikey, it's a haiku. 1443 01:18:06.420 --> 01:18:10.207 Seventeen syllables in a five-seven-five pattern. 1444 01:18:10.337 --> 01:18:12.688 Purely coincidence, but still... 1445 01:18:12.818 --> 01:18:14.646 there's hope for him after all. 1446 01:18:14.777 --> 01:18:17.344 Sounds like Sunday's gonna be an experience. 1447 01:18:17.475 --> 01:18:19.825 Doesn't it just? 1448 01:20:04.016 --> 01:20:05.583 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1449 01:20:09.195 --> 01:20:10.240 Follow me. 1450 01:20:22.295 --> 01:20:24.210 Put some clothes on, Maxandra. 1451 01:20:27.431 --> 01:20:29.085 Why would I do that? 1452 01:20:29.215 --> 01:20:30.521 We have to go. 1453 01:20:32.566 --> 01:20:33.916 Where? 1454 01:20:34.046 --> 01:20:35.308 You know where. 1455 01:20:40.661 --> 01:20:42.185 -He didn't. -He did. 1456 01:20:42.315 --> 01:20:44.448 No, he didn't. 1457 01:20:44.578 --> 01:20:49.061 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No. No, it's gonna be a disaster. 1458 01:20:49.192 --> 01:20:50.410 No, it's not. 1459 01:20:50.541 --> 01:20:52.064 Oh, it's going to be a disaster. 1460 01:20:52.195 --> 01:20:53.761 No, no, no. I can't. I can't. Uh, uh, no. 1461 01:20:53.892 --> 01:20:55.198 -Yes, you can. -No, I can't go. 1462 01:20:55.328 --> 01:20:56.590 Come on. 1463 01:20:56.721 --> 01:20:58.288 No, I won't go and you can't make me. 1464 01:20:58.418 --> 01:20:59.680 Mom. 1465 01:21:01.552 --> 01:21:02.858 We have to go. 1466 01:21:28.753 --> 01:21:30.886 Here you go. There. 1467 01:21:31.016 --> 01:21:32.278 Victor. 1468 01:21:35.455 --> 01:21:36.935 The rumors about the show 1469 01:21:37.066 --> 01:21:39.416 were a form of entertainment for some. 1470 01:21:39.546 --> 01:21:41.853 But for the two people who created it, 1471 01:21:41.984 --> 01:21:43.724 the terror of the opening night 1472 01:21:43.855 --> 01:21:45.683 could only be managed by remembering 1473 01:21:45.813 --> 01:21:47.903 there would be no record of it. 1474 01:21:48.033 --> 01:21:51.428 Only the people who were there would ever experience 1475 01:21:51.558 --> 01:21:55.040 the story of Max and Mike as told through dance. 1476 01:21:55.171 --> 01:21:56.650 There's small ships, there's tall ships, 1477 01:21:56.781 --> 01:21:58.435 there're ships that sail the sea... 1478 01:21:58.565 --> 01:21:59.871 there's no ships like friendships, 1479 01:22:00.002 --> 01:22:02.395 so here's to you and me. One, two, three. 1480 01:22:02.526 --> 01:22:03.831 Let's go. 1481 01:22:03.962 --> 01:22:05.311 We are strippers! 1482 01:22:06.530 --> 01:22:07.618 Whoo! 1483 01:22:23.373 --> 01:22:24.461 All right, man. 1484 01:22:24.591 --> 01:22:26.332 -Let's go. -Yes. 1485 01:22:26.463 --> 01:22:29.466 Break a leg, everyone. Alex, cue one and sound. Go. 1486 01:22:41.217 --> 01:22:42.392 The light is different. 1487 01:22:43.871 --> 01:22:45.395 It's November. It's lower. 1488 01:22:50.617 --> 01:22:51.923 Harold's worried about lunch. 1489 01:22:52.054 --> 01:22:53.620 He said the menu is diabolical. 1490 01:22:53.751 --> 01:22:55.971 The menu is diabolical? 1491 01:22:56.101 --> 01:22:57.668 How can a menu be diabolical? 1492 01:22:57.798 --> 01:22:59.844 Only a person can be diabolical. 1493 01:22:59.975 --> 01:23:01.498 A menu isn't alive. 1494 01:23:01.628 --> 01:23:03.021 Well, either way, he's worried. 1495 01:23:03.152 --> 01:23:04.544 And you're worried about him? 1496 01:23:04.675 --> 01:23:06.242 I don't envy him finding out. 1497 01:23:06.372 --> 01:23:08.287 -Well, I'll tell him. -Isabel, no. It's impossible. 1498 01:23:08.418 --> 01:23:10.159 -He has to know. -He can never know. 1499 01:23:11.551 --> 01:23:12.552 Harold. 1500 01:23:13.771 --> 01:23:16.339 Hello, darling. Walter. 1501 01:23:17.818 --> 01:23:19.124 Drinks? 1502 01:23:19.255 --> 01:23:20.691 Will you still be going to Calais? 1503 01:23:20.821 --> 01:23:23.694 No. I've decided to spend the summer here. 1504 01:23:23.824 --> 01:23:26.697 You see, Isabel is pregnant. 1505 01:23:26.827 --> 01:23:29.047 Oh. Congratulations. 1506 01:23:29.178 --> 01:23:31.658 Yes. We are very pleased. 1507 01:23:31.789 --> 01:23:34.183 We are hoping to have a son, of course. 1508 01:23:34.313 --> 01:23:37.838 That way the legacy of Chuffingham will be secure. 1509 01:23:37.969 --> 01:23:41.233 And if not, we will keep trying. 1510 01:23:41.364 --> 01:23:44.889 One of the benefits of having a young wife. 1511 01:23:45.020 --> 01:23:47.239 I'm sure Isabel will make a wonderful mother. 1512 01:23:47.370 --> 01:23:51.200 No doubt. And of course my mother 1513 01:23:51.330 --> 01:23:53.202 will be here to help. 1514 01:23:53.332 --> 01:23:54.855 Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn! 1515 01:24:04.256 --> 01:24:05.866 - Hello, Lady Isabel. 1516 01:24:05.997 --> 01:24:07.477 Unicorn? 1517 01:24:07.607 --> 01:24:12.047 Why, yes, it's me, Unicorn. Did you call for me? 1518 01:24:12.177 --> 01:24:15.572 Yeah, but I didn't expect you to show up out of the blue. 1519 01:24:15.702 --> 01:24:16.877 I haven't spoken to my imaginary friend 1520 01:24:17.008 --> 01:24:18.053 since I was a child. 1521 01:24:20.229 --> 01:24:21.491 Am I okay? 1522 01:24:21.621 --> 01:24:23.188 Hmm, well, that depends 1523 01:24:23.319 --> 01:24:25.277 on what your definition of okay is 1524 01:24:25.408 --> 01:24:27.975 but first things first, 1525 01:24:28.106 --> 01:24:30.108 why don't you tell us how you really feel. 1526 01:24:43.252 --> 01:24:44.644 Well... 1527 01:24:47.212 --> 01:24:48.213 I don't know. 1528 01:24:50.346 --> 01:24:53.044 These two guys shouldn't be my only two options 1529 01:24:53.175 --> 01:24:55.090 in the world, should they? 1530 01:24:55.220 --> 01:24:59.572 I mean, why do I even need to feel like I choose? 1531 01:24:59.703 --> 01:25:02.227 Like, it's between the shitty rich guy 1532 01:25:02.358 --> 01:25:04.011 and the poor guy with a heart of gold. 1533 01:25:04.142 --> 01:25:07.493 I mean, come on, all I really want right now 1534 01:25:07.624 --> 01:25:09.016 is to tell these boring 1535 01:25:09.147 --> 01:25:12.846 bags of dicks to leave me alone! 1536 01:25:15.849 --> 01:25:17.808 That's right, Lady Isabel. 1537 01:25:17.938 --> 01:25:19.331 See, I'm here to tell you 1538 01:25:19.462 --> 01:25:21.203 that you can have anything you want. 1539 01:25:21.333 --> 01:25:23.857 All you have to do is ask. 1540 01:25:23.988 --> 01:25:27.687 What? Okay. Really? 1541 01:25:28.819 --> 01:25:31.082 -Really. -Okay. 1542 01:25:31.213 --> 01:25:36.566 Well, I am a modest lady, so... 1543 01:25:36.696 --> 01:25:39.699 what if all I wanted was just a guy 1544 01:25:39.830 --> 01:25:41.658 in a tank top and some jeans? 1545 01:25:48.143 --> 01:25:51.624 Okay, well, if I can have that then... 1546 01:25:51.755 --> 01:25:53.322 what about a bad boy-- 1547 01:25:53.452 --> 01:25:55.150 hold up, hold up-- 1548 01:25:55.280 --> 01:25:57.108 who always responds to my texts. 1549 01:25:59.545 --> 01:26:02.287 Ooh. All right. 1550 01:26:02.418 --> 01:26:07.249 And now, if I can have that then... 1551 01:26:07.379 --> 01:26:12.167 a sexy CEO who pays his women more than his men! 1552 01:26:14.081 --> 01:26:16.432 -Ooh, me-ow. 1553 01:26:16.562 --> 01:26:18.477 What about a guy with a puppy? 1554 01:26:24.091 --> 01:26:26.268 Okay, let me just swallow my saliva 1555 01:26:26.398 --> 01:26:28.444 that's literally dripping out of my mouth right now. 1556 01:26:28.574 --> 01:26:31.273 If I could have all of that, why stop there? 1557 01:26:42.240 --> 01:26:44.068 Wait a minute. 1558 01:26:44.199 --> 01:26:47.202 I can't be the only person in this room 1559 01:26:47.332 --> 01:26:48.942 to feel what I'm feeling right now. Am I? 1560 01:26:49.073 --> 01:26:50.335 No! 1561 01:26:50.466 --> 01:26:51.771 I didn't think so. 1562 01:26:51.902 --> 01:26:54.209 I can tell by the looks on your faces. 1563 01:26:54.339 --> 01:26:57.603 Now I want every single one of you to know 1564 01:26:57.734 --> 01:27:01.303 how I'm feeling right this very second. 1565 01:27:01.433 --> 01:27:04.262 I managed to have a little bit of everything. 1566 01:27:04.393 --> 01:27:07.744 And now, it's your turn. 1567 01:27:07.874 --> 01:27:11.400 So, by the power vested in me through this Magic Mike... 1568 01:27:11.530 --> 01:27:16.666 I command thee, Unicorn, send everything to us all 1569 01:27:16.796 --> 01:27:18.755 right now! 1570 01:28:44.362 --> 01:28:45.320 Uh... 1571 01:29:08.343 --> 01:29:10.736 Hey! 1572 01:29:10.867 --> 01:29:13.217 ♪ Single ladies! I can't hear ya! ♪ 1573 01:29:13.348 --> 01:29:16.525 ♪ Single ladies! Make noise! 1574 01:29:16.655 --> 01:29:18.701 ♪ What's your zodiac sign? 1575 01:29:18.831 --> 01:29:21.138 ♪ What's your zodiac sign? 1576 01:29:21.268 --> 01:29:23.183 ♪ What's your zodiac sign? 1577 01:29:51.298 --> 01:29:55.738 How do you feel about your new reality, everybody? 1578 01:29:55.868 --> 01:30:00.656 Make some bloody noise. 1579 01:30:00.786 --> 01:30:04.747 Give it up. Give it up for these gorgeous lads 1580 01:30:04.877 --> 01:30:08.141 who busted into a sweat just for all of you. 1581 01:30:08.272 --> 01:30:10.187 Come on, make a little noise. 1582 01:30:12.276 --> 01:30:15.148 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1583 01:30:15.279 --> 01:30:18.761 That's what I like to hear. That's what I love to hear. 1584 01:30:18.891 --> 01:30:20.719 A little bit of noise on this stage 1585 01:30:20.850 --> 01:30:22.808 doesn't go amiss, sweethearts. 1586 01:30:22.939 --> 01:30:26.638 And let me tell you one thing, a body at rest... 1587 01:30:26.769 --> 01:30:29.206 is a body at rest. Right? 1588 01:30:29.336 --> 01:30:32.992 Eh, you know, not bad. But a body in motion... 1589 01:30:36.605 --> 01:30:41.697 There is absolutely nothing sexier... 1590 01:30:41.827 --> 01:30:44.439 than a body in motion. Am I right? 1591 01:30:48.704 --> 01:30:52.011 So for our next act, I want you to give it up... 1592 01:30:52.142 --> 01:30:53.317 ladies and gentlemen 1593 01:30:53.448 --> 01:30:56.799 for the trickster prince him bloody self. 1594 01:30:56.929 --> 01:31:02.021 Give it up, everybody, for Mr. JD Rainey. 1595 01:31:03.849 --> 01:31:05.634 " by James Brown plays] 1596 01:34:48.117 --> 01:34:50.380 -I think we should leave now. -Where are we going? 1597 01:34:50.510 --> 01:34:51.947 Mike said to leave at the end of "Suits" 1598 01:34:52.077 --> 01:34:53.296 and return at the end of "Pony." 1599 01:34:53.426 --> 01:34:55.211 Oh, yes, yes. So you go. 1600 01:34:55.341 --> 01:34:59.345 And no peeking. He'll be watching you. 1601 01:34:59.476 --> 01:35:02.392 Now folks, this next dance 1602 01:35:02.522 --> 01:35:05.308 is one that I'm well-acquainted with. 1603 01:35:05.438 --> 01:35:09.660 Things are about to get intimate. 1604 01:35:12.576 --> 01:35:17.102 Now, a real man isn't afraid to act on his desire... 1605 01:35:17.233 --> 01:35:20.802 but the sexiest act of submission... 1606 01:35:20.932 --> 01:35:23.892 is asking for permission. 1607 01:37:17.919 --> 01:37:19.268 -Break a leg, gov. 1608 01:37:19.398 --> 01:37:20.573 Aw, bless ya. 1609 01:37:36.067 --> 01:37:38.069 I know. I know. 1610 01:37:38.200 --> 01:37:40.637 We all want a little bit of everything 1611 01:37:40.767 --> 01:37:42.857 all of the time. Don't we? 1612 01:37:42.987 --> 01:37:44.249 But... 1613 01:37:44.380 --> 01:37:47.513 sometimes you just want to be 1614 01:37:47.644 --> 01:37:51.343 everything to someone. Right? 1615 01:37:53.519 --> 01:37:58.046 Sometimes, the greatest fantasy of them all... 1616 01:37:58.176 --> 01:38:00.265 is knowing that you're the only one. 1617 01:43:22.631 --> 01:43:24.763 You said to go hard, and so I did what you said. 1618 01:43:24.894 --> 01:43:25.982 I mean, you know. 1619 01:43:26.112 --> 01:43:27.070 Oh, God. 1620 01:43:27.201 --> 01:43:28.158 We showed up. 1621 01:43:34.904 --> 01:43:35.948 That's "Pony." 1622 01:43:36.079 --> 01:43:37.254 Mike said after "Pony." 1623 01:43:37.385 --> 01:43:39.169 No, he just said "Pony." 1624 01:43:39.300 --> 01:43:41.040 He definitely said after "Pony" 1625 01:43:41.171 --> 01:43:43.173 and they're still on their ponies. Now sit. 1626 01:44:34.311 --> 01:44:35.269 Yes! 1627 01:44:45.366 --> 01:44:47.411 Come on, they're applauding. It must be over now. 1628 01:44:47.542 --> 01:44:48.760 Very well. 1629 01:45:06.909 --> 01:45:08.737 So amazing. 1630 01:45:14.133 --> 01:45:16.005 Wait a minute. Just a second. 1631 01:45:16.135 --> 01:45:17.702 Thank you very much, Mr. Mike. 1632 01:45:17.833 --> 01:45:19.095 Very nice, my friend. 1633 01:45:37.592 --> 01:45:39.550 -You look beautiful. -Congratulations. 1634 01:45:39.681 --> 01:45:42.205 -Huh? -Congratulations. You did it. 1635 01:45:42.336 --> 01:45:43.337 What are you talking about? We did it. 1636 01:45:43.467 --> 01:45:44.816 You did it. It was amazing. 1637 01:45:44.860 --> 01:45:45.861 Look around. All this is because of you. 1638 01:45:45.904 --> 01:45:47.210 You are sublime. 1639 01:45:47.341 --> 01:45:48.907 Look, I just want you to know I love you. Okay? 1640 01:45:55.174 --> 01:45:56.480 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 1641 01:45:56.611 --> 01:45:57.873 If you're not gonna leave him, 1642 01:45:58.003 --> 01:46:00.136 I don't want this to be more confusing. 1643 01:46:00.266 --> 01:46:05.097 It's done. I'm never, ever, ever going back to him. 1644 01:46:05.228 --> 01:46:08.579 I am free and I am broke. 1645 01:46:08.710 --> 01:46:11.843 What do you mean? You're-- What do you mean you're broke? 1646 01:46:11.974 --> 01:46:13.715 -Yeah. -Like broke, broke? 1647 01:46:15.369 --> 01:46:17.501 I'm s-- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1648 01:46:17.632 --> 01:46:19.024 It's okay. I don't care. 1649 01:46:19.155 --> 01:46:22.724 No, I'm-- I'm just-- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1650 01:46:31.689 --> 01:46:32.821 I hate you. 1651 01:46:39.697 --> 01:46:41.438 Come on, let's go. 1652 01:46:45.964 --> 01:46:47.575 No one can claim 1653 01:46:47.705 --> 01:46:50.578 to fully understand what exactly dance is... 1654 01:46:50.708 --> 01:46:52.406 but what is abundantly clear 1655 01:46:52.536 --> 01:46:56.105 is that dance seeks no meaning for its desires. 1656 01:46:56.235 --> 01:47:00.675 It does not value age or status, logic or reason. 1657 01:47:00.805 --> 01:47:04.113 It is a compass orientated only to liberty, 1658 01:47:04.243 --> 01:47:05.984 not unlike the human heart. 1659 01:47:06.115 --> 01:47:07.986 I stumbled upon these wisdoms 1660 01:47:08.117 --> 01:47:12.426 when I met a lonely stripper named Mike.