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[film clicks]

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[train rustles]

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[phone beeps]

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- Hi, it's Rick.

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Uh, saw the movie
and I gotta say,

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I, I am going to sue you.

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I, I, I, Paul, you
told me you wanted

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to make a documentary
about my life

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because I had an
interesting story to tell.

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Well, guess what?
I'm shutting it down.

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I am a lawyer and
I'm shutting it down.

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Please call me back.

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You know.

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My name is Rick Klingman.

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I am an attorney and a
political consultant.

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Some people might say, oh,
that guy is a con artist

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or a fraud or a dirty trickster

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or he can't name all three
branches of the government.

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And they're wrong.

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I am simply a truth provider.

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This morning on
behalf of my client,

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I filed a lawsuit with the
Tomkins County Courthouse

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to stop production of the
new play, "Freeing Lincoln."

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In this play,
producer, Seth Rogen,

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alleges that Abraham Lincoln,

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a great American and one
of our greatest presidents

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was, in fact, a gay man.

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I have asked Judge Ennington
for an immediate injunction

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and I am awaiting her ruling.

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Every once in a while,
someone will hire me

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to get their truth out there

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and when I hear
what they're about,

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I think I don't know,
maybe that's not good.

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But the more I think about it

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and talk about it, I
start to believe it.

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I start to believe their truth

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and then it becomes the truth.

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I see Jessica from "The Daily
Beast," hello, how are you?

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- Hi, Rick, doing well.

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Who are these people behind you?

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Are they with you?

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- Yes, yes.

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I mean, this gentleman's sign
says Lincoln was straight.

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That's what we're alleging.

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- What about her?

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- Yeah, no, I asked her
not to stand here with us,

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but she won't leave.

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She said no way.

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But that's her right.

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This is American,
First Amendment.

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The man was shot
in the head, okay.

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He's not here to defend himself.

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I'm sorry, I don't
think it's right

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that a Canadian based
in Hollywood gets

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to tear down another
American idol.

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- Fuck Rick Klingman.

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This guys a fuckin'
piece of shit.

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I check Twitter every
day hoping he's gonna die

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and when he does finally die,

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I'm going to find out
where they buried him,

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I'm gonna take a week
and I'm gonna eat nothing

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but Taco Bell burritos
and P.F. Chang's.

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And then I'm gonna
go to his grave

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and I'm gonna spray
the worst diarrhea

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anyone's ever had all
over his headstone.

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[playful dramatic music]

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- I see you.

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Bossman.

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Bossman.

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It's good to see you.

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I am an airport expert

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and my best piece of
advice, take the shuttle.

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Here he is right now, look.

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Here comes our guy.

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I've been waiting less than
10 minutes, here he is.

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How are you, brother?

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That's the wrong one.

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I thought New York
was a huge success.

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The judge threw out the
lawsuit, which we expected,

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but I proved my point
and my clients are happy

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and I think I'm gonna get a lot

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of buzz out of this one, so.

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Check the Twitter machine.

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Let's see what folks are saying.

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Rick Klingman is a pathetic worm

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who should crawl back into
whatever sewer he came from.

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What's up with Rick
Klingman's weird body?

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Why does on suit fit him?

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I got to give Rick
Klingman credit.

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He actually has done
some impressive things

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in his life considering the fact

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that his brain is
made of monkey cum.

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I think the nature of
what I do lends itself

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to haters and trolls.

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There's this one guy
named Sledge Whopper,

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not his real name, and he
goes after me all the time,

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man, and he, he
is telling people

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I pranked this idiot
and I owned him.

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No one owns Rick Klingman,

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except City Second
National Bank,

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which owns most
of my condominium.

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Home sweet home.

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I love coming home
after a long flight.

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I like to relax, get a little-
- Hello.

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- Oh, my God.

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- What are you, why.

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Excuse me, guys, one second.

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What the hell was that?

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- [Marco] I told you, I don't
want cameras in the house.

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- [Rick] Here's the deal.

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A, you live in my condo.

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B, I am your boss.

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So, as your boss, I am
ordering you to be cool.

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Can you be cool?

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Welcome to Casa Del
Klingman and Marco,

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who not only is my
executive assistant,

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he's also my roommate.
- Mm-hmm, hello.

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- Been working together

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for about three years now.
- Four years.

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- He makes the greatest dish.

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It's the uh, the chicken
and the rice one.

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- Yeah, arroz con pollo.

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It's very good.

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- Is that what it's called?

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The one, it's got like
the yellowish sauce?

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- Yellow sauce on top
of rice and chicken?

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It's arroz on pollo.

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- Let me know if I have any
phone calls I need to roll.

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- Absolutely, I will
let you know anything

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that I have to tell you.

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- So, this is it.

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This is the humble abode.

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I love Asia and I did some work

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with some gentlemen
from Hong Kong,

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who had a startup.

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They were trying to, uh,

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get canned dolphin exported

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and people were furious,

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but the reality is, is
dolphins are incredibly healthy

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to eat and there really
are a lot of them.

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Welcome to central command.

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I miss my guys.

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Miss my platoon.

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- [Director] Oh, I
didn't realize you served.

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- Well, I wanted to.

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I wanted to serve,
but, unfortunately,

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my left leg is about a quarter
of a millimeter shorter

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than my right leg.

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This is my friend Neil's
40th birthday, paintball.

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This is, this is kind
of the central hub

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of my office right here.

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I was an onboard advisor
for Enchanted Cruise Lines,

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I don't know if you guys
know them. Oh, my God.

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They called me the Fet Boy,

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'cause I was always the
first in line at the buffet.

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Look at that crab.

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Look how big that
frickin' crab is.

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I worked for Enchanted
for six years

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until I got real sick.

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I ate some buffet
queso, we think.

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It could've been
a lot of things.

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But, uh, whatever it
was, it was tapeworm

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and it gave me the tapeworm

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and so I lost ton of weight.

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All my chest hair fell out.

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I was real sick.

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I ended up suing the cruise line

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and I settled out of
court, which was great.

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And I, unfortunately,
ended up gaining

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a lot of weight
back right there.

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That's me at about 309, 310
right there, real unhealthy,

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so I decided I was
going to sign up

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with a oh, let's just call it

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a certain famous
weight loss company.

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That worked so well
that I ended up

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with kidney failure.

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Lost too much weight too fast.

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So, I sued that weight
loss company and I won

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and that is kind of what
really put me on the map.

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And I learned that I
was put on this earth

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to make a difference

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and I can make money
making that difference.

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So, I, uh, yeah, I started

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my own consulting
firm, Maximum Truth.

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That's for you, take it.

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I got like two left.

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- [Director] Who hires you?

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- All kinds of people.

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I mean, titans of
industry, CEOs.

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Do you remember Tonya Harding?

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Her brother.

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So, I got a phone call

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from my friend,
Mary Jo Nackerson,

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who is a big activist

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with some pretty deep pockets

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and she wants to talk,

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so we're going to Beverly Hills.

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Don't even have to lock it.

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Not in this neighborhood.

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- There he is, Mr. Handsome.

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- Where? Where?

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[Mary Jo laughs]

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- Ah, oh.
- You okay?

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- Oh, the pain.
- What happened?

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- Oh, honey, I just
got new choppers

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and they're still
finding their grit, see.

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Look good, though, huh?

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- Oh, look at that.
- Look, look.

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- Look at those,
they're beautiful.

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- Yeah, I paid a lot
of money for them

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I'll tell you that much.

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- I got these on sale.

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[Mary Jo laughs]

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- Oh, come on in, come on in.

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I'm fine, I'm fine, really.

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My husband, Wilbur and I spent

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a lot of time working on
this house, tiny details.

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Oh, and there he is now.

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Wilbur, my sweet Wilbur.
- Yes.

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- Just a wonderful man.

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Wilbur was a big shell
guy, natural gas, so.

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- [Director] You mean fracking?

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- Uh, I wouldn't
call it fracking.

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- No, it's fracking and Wilbur
practically invented it.

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- It's fracking. Wilbur
invented it and I love it.

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- Let me ask, Rick,
what do you really want?

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- I would love to
expand my operation

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and maybe open up a
little office, you know,

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Washington, DC, be bi-coastal.

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- Rick, I had a job for you

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and if you do it right,

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all of that is possible.

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- I'm listening.

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- Mm-hmm.

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Antonio Kelly-Zhang.

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You know him?

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- Yeah, I think I do.

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Was he on "Below Deck?"

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- He is running for Congress

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right here in Los Angeles.

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- Oh, yes, no, no,
I do know this guy.

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He's very young and
very photogenic, hello.

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- He is a disaster
for people like us

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and I have evidence
that he may be a demon.

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- Well, I think that is
definitely worth investigating.

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It might be hard to prove.

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If it's true, that's a big deal

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and he's kind of in trouble,

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but I think, yeah,
you can maybe, uh,

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I think we can do a little
digging on this guy.

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- Well, that's what
I want you to do.

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If you can find something
to knock him out,

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this is just the beginning.

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- Mary Jo.
- Yes.

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- I'm in.

258
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:43,267
- Oh, fantastic,
that's fantastic.

259
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,921
- [Rick] My pleasure.

260
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:48,229
- Ah, oh, God, oh.
- That's a big one.

261
00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:49,273
- Will you go up to my room

262
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:52,146
and just get those pain pills.

263
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:53,625
They're on the nightstand table.

264
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:54,801
- Pain pills on the
nightstand table.

265
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,237
- Pills on the
nightstand table, oh.

266
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,152
- Got it, I'll be right back.

267
00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:01,764
Mary Jo, just hang tight.

268
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,940
So, when Mary Jo
reached out yesterday,

269
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,637
I thought three words.

270
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,248
I need Simon.

271
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,859
How would I describe
Simon Tarnum?

272
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:10,947
One word.

273
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:13,776
LeBron James.

274
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,996
He led the boycott
of the Apple store

275
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:18,302
for not selling his app.

276
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:21,436
He led the boycott of Chipotle

277
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,830
when they started
serving soy riso.

278
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:27,485
This is a young man who
is just an up and comer

279
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,967
and did I mention
he's easy on the eyes?

280
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,840
I mean, if I was a woman,

281
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,364
he would be my boyfriend.

282
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,148
He said to meet him
in the backyard,

283
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:41,064
so, I think I can
guess what he's doing.

284
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,066
I was right.
- Yo, man.

285
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,285
- There he is.
- There he is.

286
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,677
- Come on.
- Oh.

287
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:46,548
- Look at that.

288
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,506
- Got the camera crew, huh?

289
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:49,856
[both grunt]
- I'm gonna try that.

290
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,553
- [Together] Hah!

291
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:52,815
Hah!

292
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,121
Hah!

293
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,078
- You don't have
to do the grunts.

294
00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,123
I just got 20 more seconds.

295
00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,300
- Whoo!
- Get this.

296
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,084
- Yeah, burn it out.

297
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:03,217
- Get there, Simon.
- That's good.

298
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:05,132
- It works a lot of
different muscle groups.

299
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:08,526
[Simon grunts]

300
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:11,399
- Come on, you fuckin' pussy.
- Yeah.

301
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:14,576
- I had a very fun
lunch yesterday

302
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,970
with Mary Jo Nackerson

303
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:19,102
and she has a job for me

304
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:22,105
and I thought maybe it
could be a job for us.

305
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,326
- I'm listening.
- Okay.

306
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,981
- She wants us to
do a little dig

307
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:31,245
on one Antonio Kelly-Zhang.
- Creepy.

308
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,289
- Yeah, you know this guy?

309
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,856
- Hate his face.
- Yeah.

310
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,249
- Hate his face.

311
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,512
- Do you know who he is?
- Yeah.

312
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,339
- Yeah.

313
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,384
Who is he again?

314
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,646
- He's running for Congress.
- Okay.

315
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,213
- In LA.
- That's what it is.

316
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,127
- That's why I know him.
- On the east side.

317
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,650
- Oh, you know what it is?

318
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,348
I saw him on Natalie
Portman's Instagram one time

319
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,437
before she blocked
me, the coward.

320
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,874
- All we gotta do
is just kind of do

321
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:54,137
a little background
check on this guy.

322
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,531
You know, find out
where's he been,

323
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:57,662
what's his story.

324
00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:00,535
Is he hiding anything.
- I see.

325
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:01,797
- You know?
- I see.

326
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,016
- You wanna get down
and dirty with it.

327
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,452
- Yeah, I mean,
that's the business.

328
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,019
This is all totally legal.
- Yep.

329
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:09,892
- You know, but it comes down
to me needing you, Simon.

330
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,242
I mean, this guy, he's
young, he's viral.

331
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,114
You're young, you're viral.

332
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:16,159
I need your expertise

333
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,683
and we've been looking to
do a collab for a while

334
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:22,383
and this kind of seems like
it's the perfect thing.

335
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:26,082
So, I'm here to ask
you, what do you think?

336
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,389
- What do I think?

337
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,434
Oh, God, it's gonna be tough.

338
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:31,609
Might need to sleep
on it, you know.

339
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,263
- [Rick] No, that's fine.

340
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,135
- I might need a couple days.

341
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,310
You know?
- No, I get it.

342
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,789
- I get it and it was, you know,

343
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,226
we're all working on things,

344
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:40,575
but I thought, this
could be just kind of-

345
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,794
- I'm kidding. I'm in.

346
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:43,578
Do a little zoom.

347
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,928
[Rick laughs]

348
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,103
Daddy's in.

349
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,148
Come on.
- Come on, now.

350
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,845
- Come on, now.

351
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,326
[Simon coughs]

352
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:58,245
- I, I thought you
were going, I'm sorry,

353
00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,463
I thought you were
going for a fist bump

354
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:02,118
and I went way too long.

355
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,077
- Listen, I gotta,
I gotta ship out

356
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,165
some supplements, but-
- Oh.

357
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,340
- Instead of taking off,

358
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,254
why don't you come and check out

359
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,472
what I got working over here.

360
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,169
- You wanna see this
little mogul right here?

361
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,083
- In the garage.

362
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,258
I just got Wahlberg to cut in.

363
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,172
- You got Mark Wahlberg?

364
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,348
- Donnie. Donnie.

365
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,653
- Shut up.
- "Bluebloods."

366
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,003
- I met him and Jenny
McCarthy one time

367
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,308
and I took a picture with them.

368
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,658
- Whoa, welcome to the factory.

369
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,922
We got, oh, what
have we got here?

370
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,053
- Whoo!

371
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,228
- Oh, is that, is that the, uh,

372
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:26,403
highest quality
weightlifting supplement

373
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:27,404
on the market right now?

374
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:28,101
I think it is.
- Look at that.

375
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,189
- Check that out.

376
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:30,973
Shredded and you can get

377
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:34,368
this beautiful product
at shredded.net.

378
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:36,979
You just pop that right there

379
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,633
when I did that with the finger.

380
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:39,939
- [Director] We're
not doing that.

381
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,505
- You could pop a
link right there.

382
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:42,942
- It's all right, it's
all right, doesn't matter.

383
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,900
- And I love that you
guys only used one D.

384
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,554
It's kind of like skewing
a little bit, you know.

385
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:47,859
This ain't, this ain't

386
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,296
your daddy's chocolate
protein powder.

387
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,733
- Missed two Ds, one two.

388
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:52,864
- Oh, no, no, I
meant like, you know,

389
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,692
two Ds next to each other.

390
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:55,955
- That would be shre-ded.

391
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,696
I'm not gonna do that.

392
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:01,743
- No, no, no, look, normally
it would be two, that's good,

393
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:02,874
it's good.
- Shredded.

394
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,398
It's gotta be
shredded, get shredded.

395
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,445
- You have an opponent,
you find their weakness.

396
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:10,012
- Yeah.

397
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:14,016
- You investigate, you
expose, you exploit, IEE.

398
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,713
What about policies?

399
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:16,976
Because this guy
is pretty radical.

400
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,064
- You know, I think
we should just

401
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,630
avoid policy
altogether, you know.

402
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:23,069
It's not what the young
people are into, it's boring.

403
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,549
- Yeah, we think it's
boring, that's true.

404
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,116
- Doesn't make any sense.
- That's true, I get it.

405
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,162
- You know what, we'll pull
that off the board, policy.

406
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,338
- Yeah, yeah, make
space, former jobs.

407
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,469
What'd he do before this?

408
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:33,731
- Former jobs.

409
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,125
Command center activate.

410
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,823
- Oh, I'm feeling some
momentum now, baby, oh, yeah.

411
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,305
- Okay, well, he worked at
a community outreach program

412
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,219
for homeless folks.

413
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:44,481
- Mm, community outreach?

414
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,092
What does that even mean?

415
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,658
That's gotta be a front for
something, dive into that.

416
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,530
What'd he do before?
- I'm gonna mark that one.

417
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,358
Before that he-
- Give it to me.

418
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:53,925
- Oh, he worked at a
Lavashe, it's a restaurant.

419
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,797
I, I, I've been there.
- Beautiful.

420
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,842
- Put it on, put it
on an index card.

421
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,105
- What card? What color?

422
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:02,543
- Mm, green, get it green, yeah.

423
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,806
- Lavashe.
- But it looks like, uh,

424
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:07,417
looks like we might
have a first stop, huh?

425
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,244
- Yeah.

426
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:10,551
On the board baby.

427
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:11,769
- Put it on the board!

428
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:13,554
- Hello.

429
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:15,730
Welcome to Lavashe.

430
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,949
We're actually not
open for dinner yet.

431
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,125
- Uh, what is your name?

432
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,039
- Shannon.

433
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,257
- Shannon, up, there we go.

434
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,650
Rick Klingman, this
is Simon Tarnum.

435
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:23,955
- Hola, Shannon.

436
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,479
- Shannon, we're
making a documentary

437
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:28,612
about, uh, Antonio Kelly-Zhang

438
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:31,093
and we were wondering
if maybe you worked

439
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,399
with him and you could give us

440
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,662
a little information about him?

441
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,272
- I didn't, unfortunately.

442
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:39,014
- Uh, well, hold on, is
there anyone working now

443
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,669
who worked with Antonio
when he was here perhaps?

444
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,410
- Yeah, Gabriel's our manager.

445
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,586
- He worked with him, yeah.
- Gabriel?

446
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,848
- Let's, is he here right now?

447
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,763
- Mm-hmm, let me go
see if he's available.

448
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,199
- Oh, Shannon,
thank you so much.

449
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,157
- You're welcome.
- Thank you.

450
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,072
- What am I looking at here?

451
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,292
$42 for a steak.

452
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,731
I could buy a steak, I could
buy three bottles of wine,

453
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:02,385
potatoes, make it at home for
that price, this is insane.

454
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,517
- Bienvenue a Lavashe.

455
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,171
I'm Gabriel, the manager.

456
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,607
- We're actually making
a little documentary

457
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:09,175
and we wanted to know, you know,

458
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:12,439
just basically what kind
of employee Antonio was,

459
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,267
just kind of see what
he was all about.

460
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:17,139
- You're looking
for dirt on Antonio?

461
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,401
- [Simon] Si.

462
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,228
- [Rick] Is there any?

463
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:23,537
- Well, I worked
here with Antonio

464
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:26,627
for a couple of years
and I can tell you this.

465
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,848
He was employee de la semaine
four semaines in a row,

466
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,285
that's a month.
- What does that mean?

467
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,634
- He was a perfect employee.

468
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,418
Everyone loved him
and we all support

469
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:36,332
what he's doing now.

470
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,204
- Perhaps there were some folks

471
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,162
who worked here
while he was here

472
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,424
who might not think he was-

473
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:42,599
- How about I give
you 10 seconds

474
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:43,513
to turn off your cameras

475
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,601
and get out of my restaurant.

476
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:45,602
- Gabe.

477
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:46,386
- It's Gabriel.
- Gabriel.

478
00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:47,909
- [Simon] Gabey, Gabey.

479
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,215
- Now, why don't
you get out of here

480
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,825
or I will drag you out
of here by your balls.

481
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,435
- Ah, fuckin' threat,
that's a threat.

482
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,002
Say that one more time.

483
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:54,916
- It absolutely is,
now get the fuck out.

484
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,483
Take your grandfather with you.

485
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,137
- Wow.
- Grandfather.

486
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:58,833
- Keep going, keep going,
this is all good stuff.

487
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,095
- Grandfather?

488
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,966
- Isn't he late for
Little League practice?

489
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,838
- He hasn't played Little
League in five years

490
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:07,494
and I'm only 12
years older tops.

491
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:08,756
You know what? It's fine.

492
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,105
I want you to know
something, my friend.

493
00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:11,367
I am an attorney and I
can still practice law

494
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:14,196
in Nevada, in New
Mexico, in Arizona

495
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,458
and parts of Florida.

496
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,416
You blew it.
- Successful.

497
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,026
- You blew it.

498
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,114
- We gotta listen to the
back of that recording,

499
00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:20,376
'cause we could have something.

500
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:21,334
- See, I don't think
there is anything.

501
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,552
- None of it?
- Excuse me.

502
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:23,901
- Because he didn't
say anything.

503
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:24,511
- He said it absolutely is.
- Excuse me.

504
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:25,338
- Excuse me, hi.

505
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:27,862
You dropped this.

506
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,516
- I don't think I did.

507
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,648
- No, I saw you drop
it a couple of times.

508
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:32,910
- No, I'm sorry.
- You did.

509
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:33,868
- You're thinking
of someone else.

510
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:34,782
- You're very careless, now.

511
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,697
- Didn't bring any napkins, so.

512
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,002
- What are-
- Don't be so careless.

513
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:41,354
[suspenseful music]

514
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,269
- What is that?

515
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,270
- Get in the car.
- Yeah.

516
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,096
- Get in the car.

517
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,315
- What's going on?

518
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,578
- Get in the car,
get in the car.

519
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,015
[door closes]

520
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,627
[suspenseful music]

521
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:56,325
- I did not drop this.
- Right.

522
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,631
- He wanted me to
have it, call me.

523
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,720
- Yeah, he wants to
go on a date with you.

524
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,244
- No, no, he, he wants,
he knows something.

525
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,202
He knows something.
- About Antonio?

526
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,768
- Yes.
- Jesus fuckin' Christ.

527
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,815
- Come on.
- Whoo! This is huge.

528
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,120
- Okay, this is actually-
- I mean.

529
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,252
- Almond.

530
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,819
- Hello, hello, hi.

531
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:12,820
No, no, I'm sorry, this isn't a,

532
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,256
this isn't a ride share.
- Sorry.

533
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:14,909
- Sorry.

534
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,782
Get a big black car,
everyone thinks it's an Uber.

535
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:21,785
I have this very strange ability

536
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,570
where people who have a secret,

537
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,834
they can smell me or something.

538
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,184
They, they, they,
they smell me coming

539
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,317
and they're like this
is a guy I can trust.

540
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,796
- [Director] If they smell you,

541
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:35,756
it seems like they
have the ability.

542
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:38,454
- But, no, but it's,
I give off the smell.

543
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:41,718
It's like, who has more talent,

544
00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:42,980
a person or a skunk?

545
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:44,982
A skunk.

546
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,984
He's the one making the smell.

547
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:49,552
Otherwise he's just
a, what is he? A cat.

548
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:53,556
Uh, can I get you
something to drink,

549
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,036
some OJ or coffee, maybe?

550
00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:56,777
- Uh, I'll have a Jack and Coke.

551
00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,562
- Sure. Have a seat.

552
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,085
Simon Tarnum, my associate.

553
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:02,826
This is Fred Zurtz.
- Hi.

554
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:04,175
- Yeah.
- How are you?

555
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:05,438
- It's good to see
you. All right.

556
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,178
- Have a seat there, Fred.

557
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,049
Let me get this.

558
00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:10,312
That's for you.

559
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,182
- Oh [chuckles].

560
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,491
- [Rick] I got mixers handy.

561
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:19,016
- Not too much Coke.
- Okay, gotcha.

562
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,280
- This cinnamon
bread's really good.

563
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,672
Is it European?

564
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,763
- That is actually from
Vaughn's right down the street,

565
00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:28,287
but it, it's really good.

566
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,637
They make a great roll.

567
00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:32,726
Now, we didn't get
into it too much over

568
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:34,902
the phone, but you
said that you used

569
00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:37,818
to work with
Antonio Kelly-Zhang?

570
00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,080
- Yeah, for like three months.

571
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,343
- So, what, what was
your experience working

572
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:44,085
with Antonio from
your perspective?

573
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,391
- He was just always
making fun of me.

574
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:46,957
- That's your ass, man.

575
00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:49,699
- Let me ask you a
question, and I apologize.

576
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:53,442
Was the harassment
ever sexual in nature?

577
00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:56,358
- Yeah, it was.

578
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,229
- Jesus Christ.

579
00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:00,057
- This is a safe space.

580
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:03,104
I need you to be as
specific as you can

581
00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:05,628
about the nature of
the sexual harassment.

582
00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:09,458
- Man, at first
it was just talk,

583
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:14,028
like, "Hey, Fred, you ever
think about doing your sister?

584
00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:17,248
Admit it Fred, you
wanna do your sister.

585
00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:19,381
You wanna do her and
you want me to watch.

586
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,862
That's what you
like, don't you?"

587
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:24,299
- And he was talking
about your sister?

588
00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:26,519
- I mean, he was
obsessed with it

589
00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:28,347
and I hated it
because I do not want

590
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:32,220
to have sex with my
sister, not at all.

591
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,962
- Did Antonio ever cross the
line with you physically?

592
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:40,924
- Well, when I was
marrying the ketchups

593
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:43,884
and Antonio walked out, up to me

594
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:46,669
and he grabbed my dick
and snapped it back.

595
00:22:48,845 --> 00:22:49,672
- What?

596
00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:52,501
- Um.

597
00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:54,677
- How, uh, describe the-

598
00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:56,113
- Yeah, describe-
- How that went.

599
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,986
- Well, he grabbed my dick

600
00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:00,727
and I said, "What the fuck?"

601
00:23:00,727 --> 00:23:03,556
And then he snapped it back.

602
00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:05,688
- Just so I can
have like a picture,

603
00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:07,821
were you like nude at work?

604
00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:09,388
- No, it was under the pants.

605
00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:13,957
- Were you wearing
like sweat pants?

606
00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:15,306
Like the elastic-
- What?

607
00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:16,003
- I'm trying to
think how does he-

608
00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:17,221
- It doesn't matter.

609
00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:18,701
This is a harassment.
- It is, it is.

610
00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:20,442
- This is total harassment.
- Oh, no, no, no.

611
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:21,617
- Don't eat off the floor.
- Don't worry about that.

612
00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:22,705
- [Rick] Don't eat
off the floor, oh.

613
00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:24,577
Okay, okay, it's
fine, it's fine.

614
00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:27,971
- You were harassed, okay.

615
00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:30,278
I want you to know that.
- Okay.

616
00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:31,410
- That's unacceptable
what happened to you.

617
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,323
You get that, right?

618
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,676
- This is, these are kind
of tearing through me now.

619
00:23:36,676 --> 00:23:38,417
I, can I use your john?

620
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,853
- Yeah, of course, yeah, no, no,

621
00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:41,507
it's right over
there on the, uh,

622
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:43,117
right in that door.

623
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,208
Yeah, yeah, sure,
it's right over there.

624
00:23:48,601 --> 00:23:49,819
Got soap and stuff,
whatever you need.

625
00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:51,386
Take your time.
- Okay.

626
00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:54,258
- Smoking gun.

627
00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:56,826
- When he leaves, we make calls.

628
00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:57,653
- Absolutely.
- All right.

629
00:23:57,653 --> 00:23:59,263
- Are you familiar with

630
00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:02,353
the congressional candidate,
Antonio Kelly-Zhang?

631
00:24:02,353 --> 00:24:04,268
- Are you a journalist or
are you not a journalist?

632
00:24:04,268 --> 00:24:05,052
Well, I'm telling you, bro,

633
00:24:05,052 --> 00:24:06,009
this is the real deal.

634
00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:07,358
The real hizzy, baby.

635
00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:11,537
- This press conference
will be, I think, viral.

636
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:13,190
- Of course we have evidence.

637
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,192
Why wouldn't we, why would
we call a press conference

638
00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:16,498
and not have evidence.

639
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,152
I thought George
was the last name?

640
00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:19,980
Then I don't know
who I'm calling.

641
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,942
- Yes, yes, I want
to get, I want to see

642
00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:27,553
if you want.

643
00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:30,991
- What happened, you
reached for the water?

644
00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:32,471
Yeah, no, sorry,
that was my dog.

645
00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:35,648
- You have a
journalistic obligation-

646
00:24:35,648 --> 00:24:37,258
- I'll jump through
this fuckin' phone

647
00:24:37,258 --> 00:24:39,565
and I'll knock you the
fuck out right now, pal.

648
00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:42,219
- The press needs
me and I need them,

649
00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:46,136
so it's a Cibian relationship.

650
00:24:46,136 --> 00:24:47,573
Talk to me, buddy,
what do we got?

651
00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:50,184
- All right, just got off
with "DC Insider" man.

652
00:24:50,184 --> 00:24:51,533
- Okay, he's good.
- Not just that, though.

653
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,013
- Yeah.

654
00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:55,537
- Elliott Pegsley.
- Oh, yeah.

655
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:58,105
- Marie Hootzahausen is
the correct pronunciation.

656
00:24:58,105 --> 00:24:59,454
- I don't know her.
- Yeah.

657
00:24:59,454 --> 00:25:01,978
- I got us Jessica Hall
from "The Daily Beast."

658
00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:03,893
- Ooh, no, ew, fake news bitch.

659
00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:07,723
- Well, that bitch can
be a man or a woman.

660
00:25:07,723 --> 00:25:11,205
Men call me bitch, men call
women bitches, doesn't matter.

661
00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:13,947
But she does have reach.

662
00:25:13,947 --> 00:25:15,252
She has a lot of reach.
- Yeah, all right.

663
00:25:15,252 --> 00:25:16,079
- I'm trying to broad
the operation a little.

664
00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:16,863
- Yep.

665
00:25:16,863 --> 00:25:18,212
- So.
- Cool.

666
00:25:18,212 --> 00:25:19,082
- It's out there,
we are looking good.

667
00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:20,780
Oh, here he is, hey, Marco.

668
00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:22,608
You remember Simon.

669
00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:23,522
- What up Marco.

670
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,741
- [Rick] What's in the bags?

671
00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:27,613
- Groceries for me.

672
00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:31,834
[Rick sighs]

673
00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:33,227
- Take your time,
take your time.

674
00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:37,361
- What's going on with Marco?

675
00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:39,059
- He's fine, don't
worry about him.

676
00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:41,104
What we need to worry
about is something else

677
00:25:41,104 --> 00:25:43,585
because we have a problem.
- Why?

678
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,501
- Where the heck we're gonna
celebrate tonight, baby,

679
00:25:46,501 --> 00:25:48,808
'cause I'm thinking
BJ's Brewhouse.

680
00:25:48,808 --> 00:25:49,852
- I love BJ's.

681
00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:50,679
Why are we celebrating?

682
00:25:50,679 --> 00:25:51,985
What are we doing?

683
00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:53,203
- 'Cause we booked
a press conference.

684
00:25:53,203 --> 00:25:54,640
This is happening.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

685
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,206
- It's in the water, come
on, man, we're doing it.

686
00:25:56,206 --> 00:26:00,167
Hey, hey, hey, hey, can you
make a little more noise?

687
00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:01,951
- Are you asking me to
make some more noise?

688
00:26:01,951 --> 00:26:02,952
- I know, that-

689
00:26:02,952 --> 00:26:04,171
- Am I being irritating?

690
00:26:04,171 --> 00:26:05,433
- I was being facetious
because you were,

691
00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:08,392
it was like a construction
site over there.

692
00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:12,614
So, uh, BJ's was a disaster
I think was the right word.

693
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:16,096
They told me it would
be a two-hour wait,

694
00:26:16,096 --> 00:26:19,099
which is insane
because I'm there, oh,

695
00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:21,580
200 times a year.

696
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,104
I've spent every birthday
there for six years.

697
00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:25,061
But there was a new hostess

698
00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:26,672
and she was feeling herself

699
00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:30,763
and she said, "Sir, it's
not gonna happen tonight,"

700
00:26:30,763 --> 00:26:34,288
and I said, "Wait till I call
Carl, who is your manager."

701
00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:37,596
Agh, doesn't matter,
doesn't matter.

702
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:40,424
We're home, we brought
the party home style.

703
00:26:43,297 --> 00:26:44,515
I think that's the caviar.

704
00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:48,345
Hope you guys are hungry.

705
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,306
- There we go.

706
00:26:52,306 --> 00:26:55,788
♪ How about pizza
pies, Italian music ♪

707
00:26:55,788 --> 00:26:57,137
What do we got?

708
00:26:57,137 --> 00:26:59,139
Mischa, can I get you
some Ranch or something?

709
00:26:59,139 --> 00:27:01,750
- It's Misa and, yeah, duh.

710
00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,056
- Yeah, Misa.

711
00:27:03,056 --> 00:27:04,623
That's a beautiful name,
is that, uh, perhaps,

712
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:05,841
you're from Europe, maybe?

713
00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:08,975
- It's from Tampa Bay
is where I'm from.

714
00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:11,847
- Top three cities in America,
Tampa Bay, number two.

715
00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:14,589
Love it, great BJ's Brewhouse
there by the airport.

716
00:27:14,589 --> 00:27:17,157
[upbeat music]

717
00:27:18,462 --> 00:27:20,682
I'm gonna run over there.

718
00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:23,642
[upbeat techno music]

719
00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:34,217
[phone rings]

720
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,352
Hello? Yeah.

721
00:27:38,961 --> 00:27:39,658
Oh my gosh.

722
00:27:40,354 --> 00:27:42,225
Wait, you're here?

723
00:27:42,225 --> 00:27:43,836
You're here right now?

724
00:27:47,274 --> 00:27:48,579
Oh, okay, I'm coming down.

725
00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:51,887
So, he's not going to jail?

726
00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:52,888
- Well, I filed a report

727
00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:54,498
and there will be a fine,

728
00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:57,501
but no, we're releasing him
on his own recognizance.

729
00:27:57,501 --> 00:27:59,286
- [Rick] But why did
you bring him here?

730
00:27:59,286 --> 00:28:00,417
- Because he gave
us this address

731
00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:02,463
and said you were a friend.

732
00:28:02,463 --> 00:28:04,726
- No, I met him for the
first time yesterday.

733
00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:05,640
I don't know this man.

734
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,598
- Well, that's your problem.

735
00:28:07,598 --> 00:28:10,471
- No, officer, officer,
officer, officer.

736
00:28:10,471 --> 00:28:11,994
I backed the blue.

737
00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:13,866
- Have a nice night.
Thanks for your donation.

738
00:28:15,476 --> 00:28:17,521
- I wanna know why
you were masturbating

739
00:28:17,521 --> 00:28:21,003
in your car in front
of the Salvation Army.

740
00:28:21,003 --> 00:28:25,051
- Well, that's not
actually accurate.

741
00:28:25,051 --> 00:28:27,662
I mean, I was with
a lady friend.

742
00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:31,361
- Uh-huh and where is she?

743
00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:33,886
I mean, did she get
arrested, as well?

744
00:28:33,886 --> 00:28:37,237
- No, she had to go shopping.

745
00:28:37,237 --> 00:28:40,066
- That's bonkers.
Absolutely bonkers.

746
00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:41,545
No one will believe that story.

747
00:28:43,112 --> 00:28:46,246
Fred, you couldn't have waited?

748
00:28:46,246 --> 00:28:47,638
You couldn't have
waited until we did

749
00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:48,857
what we're trying
to do, you know?

750
00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:50,816
This is bigger than you, man.

751
00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:53,340
[Rick sighs]

752
00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:56,517
- Can we, uh, can we
stop at Chick-Fil-A?

753
00:28:56,517 --> 00:28:58,693
- I want you to
answer me right now.

754
00:28:58,693 --> 00:29:03,176
Did Antonio Kelly-Zhang
sexually harass you or not?

755
00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:07,746
- Yeah, you know, I can't
actually remember if it was him.

756
00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:11,575
It could've been
an array of people.

757
00:29:11,575 --> 00:29:14,535
I just have that kind of thing

758
00:29:14,535 --> 00:29:17,930
that people wanna,
you know, do that to.

759
00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:20,584
But someone did snap my dick.

760
00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:22,978
- Hey.
- Hey, morning.

761
00:29:22,978 --> 00:29:26,068
- What the fuck is
going on? It's leg day.

762
00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:27,591
- Yeah, no, I know,
I did my legs, too.

763
00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:32,379
Um, I don't think we can
go with the Fred angle.

764
00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,121
- What are you talking
about? Why? Why not?

765
00:29:35,121 --> 00:29:36,644
- I don't know, man.

766
00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:39,299
I think he, himself,
might be a sex criminal

767
00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:41,954
and the minute they Google him,

768
00:29:41,954 --> 00:29:42,998
this is all over.

769
00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:48,351
- Fuck, okay, so, we can't
use like any of the story or?

770
00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:50,353
- Maybe as like
a backup, backup.

771
00:29:50,353 --> 00:29:51,877
If we find nothing else.
- Yeah.

772
00:29:51,877 --> 00:29:53,748
- Which we will.
- Absolutely.

773
00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:55,315
- I mean, we have merely
scratched the surface.

774
00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:57,230
- Just gotta reset, recharge.

775
00:29:57,230 --> 00:29:59,275
- He's hiding something
and we're gonna find it.

776
00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:04,411
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. How?

777
00:30:04,411 --> 00:30:06,805
- Maybe it's time we
let him know that?

778
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,894
- I feel like you're getting
that idea face, I love it.

779
00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:12,767
- We're gonna go to his house
and let him know we know.

780
00:30:12,767 --> 00:30:15,901
- Let just our eyes and our
presence bring it out in him.

781
00:30:15,901 --> 00:30:18,555
- Once he sees us there
and let him know, hey, bud,

782
00:30:18,555 --> 00:30:19,948
we know what's going on,
he's gonna go oh, shit.

783
00:30:19,948 --> 00:30:21,776
- Yeah.
- And he's gonna freak out.

784
00:30:21,776 --> 00:30:23,734
- Just fuckin' stare
at him, beautiful.

785
00:30:23,734 --> 00:30:27,608
- There's only one
problem. It's too perfect.

786
00:30:27,608 --> 00:30:30,437
In this business, you
have to become an expert

787
00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:34,267
and special ops,
recon, stakeouts.

788
00:30:35,311 --> 00:30:37,748
I one time sat in my car

789
00:30:37,748 --> 00:30:41,665
in front of Ed Begley
Jr.'s house for three days.

790
00:30:41,665 --> 00:30:43,450
So the other camera's
ready to go right there?

791
00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:45,408
- [Director] He will come
out when we get out of the car.

792
00:30:45,408 --> 00:30:46,932
- It's like a proper ambush.

793
00:30:46,932 --> 00:30:48,803
- Official, wow.
- Yeah.

794
00:30:48,803 --> 00:30:50,587
- You know, this is all
totally legally, by the way.

795
00:30:50,587 --> 00:30:53,199
You're allowed to, you know,

796
00:30:53,199 --> 00:30:55,984
park in front of
someone's house and yeah,

797
00:30:55,984 --> 00:30:57,246
this his all legal.

798
00:30:57,246 --> 00:30:58,639
- Not doing anything right now.

799
00:30:58,639 --> 00:31:00,380
- Oh, my God, there
they are, they're there.

800
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:01,598
Go, go, go, move,
move, you're clear.

801
00:31:01,598 --> 00:31:03,426
Here we go, we're live.

802
00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:05,080
Here we go.

803
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,952
Gentlemen, good morning.

804
00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:07,953
Mr. Kelly-Zhang.

805
00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:09,432
- Oh!

806
00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:10,781
- Mr. Kelly-Zhang, hello, hello.

807
00:31:10,781 --> 00:31:12,261
- Hey, guys, good to
see you, how are you?

808
00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:13,262
- Hey.
- Good morning.

809
00:31:13,262 --> 00:31:14,524
- How are you?

810
00:31:14,524 --> 00:31:15,351
- I got to get my
daughter to school, so.

811
00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:16,570
- You know who we are.

812
00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:19,312
- If we can just keep it light.

813
00:31:19,312 --> 00:31:20,922
- How can we help you guys?

814
00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:22,663
- Uh, well, we just wanted
to let you guys know,

815
00:31:22,663 --> 00:31:24,839
very simply, we know.

816
00:31:24,839 --> 00:31:26,667
- Okay, we're not interested in-

817
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:28,277
- We know?
- Whatever stunt.

818
00:31:28,277 --> 00:31:29,061
- What do we know?
- Yeah.

819
00:31:29,061 --> 00:31:30,497
- What do we know, Kev?

820
00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:32,064
- I think you know what we know.

821
00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:33,804
I think you know what we know.

822
00:31:33,804 --> 00:31:34,718
- I don't know.

823
00:31:34,718 --> 00:31:36,068
- Okay, I'm gonna handle this,

824
00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:36,895
so why don't you
just get in the car.

825
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,548
- Okay.

826
00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:39,854
I will, uh, I'll leave you
and Kevin's capable hands,

827
00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:41,377
but thank you for coming
out and appreciate it.

828
00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:42,901
- Thank you.

829
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:43,640
- We appreciate you.
- Thank you, appreciate it.

830
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,903
- Thank you so much.

831
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,252
- [Simon] Appreciate
the political politics,

832
00:31:46,252 --> 00:31:47,557
politics talking.
- We know.

833
00:31:49,429 --> 00:31:52,258
- Um, yeah, you guys are idiots.

834
00:31:52,258 --> 00:31:53,824
- Oh, I'm sorry, did
you just call me,

835
00:31:53,824 --> 00:31:55,304
did you just call me an idiot?

836
00:31:55,304 --> 00:31:56,262
I have that on camera.

837
00:31:56,262 --> 00:31:57,437
- Yes, you are one of two.

838
00:31:57,437 --> 00:31:58,438
- What is it that you do, sir,

839
00:31:58,438 --> 00:32:00,048
if you don't mind me asking?

840
00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:03,051
- I am Kevin Soo, I am Mr.
Kelly-Zhang's press secretary.

841
00:32:03,051 --> 00:32:04,879
- You're a secretary?
- I am.

842
00:32:04,879 --> 00:32:05,662
- Cock.

843
00:32:05,662 --> 00:32:07,055
- Okay, okay, okay.

844
00:32:07,055 --> 00:32:07,969
- Uh.
- Mr. Soo.

845
00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:09,492
- That's great.

846
00:32:09,492 --> 00:32:11,842
- Very simply, I want
you to know we know

847
00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:13,670
and we wanna give you a
chance to comment on this

848
00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:15,846
before everybody knows,
'cause it's out there.

849
00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:18,110
- Kev?
- Yeah.

850
00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:19,328
- Let's go.
- Two seconds.

851
00:32:19,328 --> 00:32:20,634
- So, we're gonna go.

852
00:32:20,634 --> 00:32:21,940
Have a good day, gentlemen,

853
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:22,853
I hope that you find
something to do today

854
00:32:22,853 --> 00:32:24,159
because this is really stupid.

855
00:32:24,159 --> 00:32:25,944
- [Rick] This is stupid,
we actually have to go,

856
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,249
we have to go to the 7th Street-

857
00:32:27,249 --> 00:32:28,468
- [Simon] Yeah, we
got big plans today.

858
00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:29,251
- Soup Kitchen, we're
heading there now,

859
00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:30,905
so we have to go.

860
00:32:30,905 --> 00:32:32,167
- [Simon] We should probably
get running, the traffic.

861
00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:33,081
- You're going to the
7th Street Soup Kitchen.

862
00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:33,952
- Yes, sir.
- Yeah, yeah.

863
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,040
- That's where we're going.

864
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,302
- I heard that,
thank you for making

865
00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:37,694
your campaign schedule public.

866
00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:38,913
- What?

867
00:32:38,913 --> 00:32:40,175
- 'Cause we're
gonna see you there.

868
00:32:40,175 --> 00:32:41,263
And then we're gonna see
you at the next place.

869
00:32:41,263 --> 00:32:42,047
- I'm gonna handle it.

870
00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:42,961
- And the next place.

871
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:43,874
We're gonna be up in your grill.

872
00:32:43,874 --> 00:32:45,485
- Yeah, we're outta here.

873
00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:47,008
Um, I will just have my
office reach out on Monday

874
00:32:47,008 --> 00:32:48,357
- Fantastic.

875
00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:49,271
- To let you guys know that, um,

876
00:32:49,271 --> 00:32:50,707
you're total fuckin' losers.

877
00:32:50,707 --> 00:32:51,882
- Oh, we're total
fuckin' losers.

878
00:32:51,882 --> 00:32:53,493
- Yeah, have your
office tell us.

879
00:32:53,493 --> 00:32:54,973
We need your office to tell us.

880
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,191
- Like that hasn't been
said to me a million times.

881
00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:58,063
- We're gonna see you
guys in a little bit.

882
00:32:58,063 --> 00:32:59,716
Don't hit anyone.

883
00:32:59,716 --> 00:33:00,979
- You need help backing out?

884
00:33:02,284 --> 00:33:03,720
You need help reversing,

885
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,547
reversing's top.
- See you at the soup kitchen.

886
00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:05,418
- Good luck.
- We know.

887
00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:07,289
- Hey, we know.
- USA, USA.

888
00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:08,725
- We should go, we should go.

889
00:33:08,725 --> 00:33:09,944
Keep movin', movin'.

890
00:33:09,944 --> 00:33:13,556
[suspenseful music]

891
00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:14,688
- [Simon] You gotta open
my side, it's locked.

892
00:33:14,688 --> 00:33:15,906
- No, no, no, no, no.

893
00:33:15,906 --> 00:33:17,691
I locked my keys in the car.
- What?

894
00:33:17,691 --> 00:33:19,562
- [Simon] How,
how, how, how, why?

895
00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:22,522
- I was distracted
and then I think,

896
00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:23,784
I think I hit the lock button.

897
00:33:23,784 --> 00:33:24,872
- But I don't even
think that's possible,

898
00:33:24,872 --> 00:33:26,091
like manufacturers
stop doing that.

899
00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:27,222
- No, no, no, no,
no, you can play

900
00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:29,224
with it in the
settings and change it.

901
00:33:29,224 --> 00:33:31,052
- Why would you change
it, though, 'cause we-

902
00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:32,097
- That doesn't matter.

903
00:33:32,097 --> 00:33:33,446
They're on the road.

904
00:33:33,446 --> 00:33:34,751
- Let's call a car,
let's call an Uber.

905
00:33:34,751 --> 00:33:35,535
Let's call an Uber.

906
00:33:35,535 --> 00:33:36,318
- How does that work?

907
00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:37,145
- I don't know.

908
00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:40,409
I gotta get it in the app store.

909
00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:42,368
- App store, app store?
- Yeah.

910
00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:44,065
- You must connect to wifi

911
00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,197
or a cellular data network-
- I don't have any cellular.

912
00:33:45,197 --> 00:33:47,373
- To access the store.
- Yeah, okay.

913
00:33:47,373 --> 00:33:50,593
- Uh, so today was not the best.

914
00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:52,421
By the time we got
to the soup kitchen,

915
00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:55,381
we found out that they had
gone to another location,

916
00:33:55,381 --> 00:33:56,860
so we took another Uber
to where we thought

917
00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:58,949
they were, but they
just ended up shuffling

918
00:33:58,949 --> 00:34:00,864
their schedule around
and with the cost

919
00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:03,171
of all the Ubers and the guy

920
00:34:03,171 --> 00:34:05,608
who had to come and
break my windows

921
00:34:05,608 --> 00:34:07,088
so that I could
get my car keys out

922
00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:08,568
and the parking ticket I got

923
00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:09,830
because of the street cleaning,

924
00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:14,400
I am down roughly
500 bucks on the day.

925
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,444
So, that's not great.

926
00:34:16,837 --> 00:34:20,232
But, I am, uh, not gonna
let it ruin the night.

927
00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:22,669
It is someone's birthday

928
00:34:22,669 --> 00:34:26,760
and I'm making their favorite
dish, coconut shrimps.

929
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,153
- It's my birthday.

930
00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:30,155
- [Rick] This recipe
is Chef Ted Allen.

931
00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:31,721
- [Marco] Yeah.

932
00:34:31,721 --> 00:34:33,071
- [Rick] Who you might
know from "Chopped."

933
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,028
- [Simon] Yo, yo, yo!

934
00:34:34,028 --> 00:34:34,985
- Who is it?

935
00:34:34,985 --> 00:34:36,204
- It's Simon.
- Oh, hey.

936
00:34:36,204 --> 00:34:38,293
- What the fuck?
- Wow, what a surprise.

937
00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:39,207
- I've been texting you.

938
00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:40,513
- Oh, God, sorry, you know,

939
00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:42,689
my phone charger,
the tape on it broke

940
00:34:42,689 --> 00:34:45,996
and what's up?

941
00:34:45,996 --> 00:34:47,172
- I just got a signal hit.

942
00:34:47,172 --> 00:34:48,825
About an hour ago.
- Okay.

943
00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:50,697
- From a source who's
got some dirt on our guy.

944
00:34:50,697 --> 00:34:52,351
- Are you serious?
Okay, here we go.

945
00:34:52,351 --> 00:34:53,961
Talk to me.

946
00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:56,311
- There's apparently a
bachelor party video,

947
00:34:56,311 --> 00:34:58,792
clear as day, Antonio
doing lines of cocaine.

948
00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:01,447
- God bless cocaine.

949
00:35:02,665 --> 00:35:04,145
Oh, my gosh, have
you seen the tape?

950
00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:05,886
- I haven't, no.

951
00:35:05,886 --> 00:35:07,148
- Okay.
- But it's there, it's real.

952
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:08,193
- You know, I got a
message from the guy.

953
00:35:08,193 --> 00:35:09,716
He wants to Skype
with us tonight.

954
00:35:09,716 --> 00:35:10,804
- He's gonna Skype
with us tonight?

955
00:35:10,804 --> 00:35:12,110
- Yeah, he wants
to Skype with us.

956
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:12,893
- Is this really happening?

957
00:35:12,893 --> 00:35:13,807
- It's really happening.

958
00:35:13,807 --> 00:35:15,200
I'm just waiting on a text now.

959
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,505
- My man did it.
- Come on.

960
00:35:18,028 --> 00:35:19,291
- Hit me.

961
00:35:19,291 --> 00:35:20,857
- Oh, God, I think you
just broke my hand.

962
00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:21,597
- Yeah, so a mid workout,
mid workout, right.

963
00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:22,816
- [Rick] Jesus, wow.

964
00:35:22,816 --> 00:35:24,818
- Also, I got something planned.

965
00:35:24,818 --> 00:35:26,863
Can I, can I crashed
here for a few days,

966
00:35:26,863 --> 00:35:29,866
just 'cause I got in kind
of a fight with my mom.

967
00:35:29,866 --> 00:35:30,867
- Oh, oh, yeah, oh, you
can crash here, oh, yeah.

968
00:35:30,867 --> 00:35:32,086
- For five, that's cool.

969
00:35:32,086 --> 00:35:34,219
- No, no, no,
yeah, yeah, I mean,

970
00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:36,743
we're gonna be working on
this around the clock, so.

971
00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:38,048
It makes sense if
you're just here.

972
00:35:38,048 --> 00:35:39,876
Uh, great, yeah,
no, no, no, for sure

973
00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:41,835
and, uh, yeah, that's awesome.

974
00:35:41,835 --> 00:35:43,053
- I'm sorry, hello.

975
00:35:43,053 --> 00:35:44,577
Are you even turning the shrimp?

976
00:35:44,577 --> 00:35:46,535
- Nobody survives being caught

977
00:35:46,535 --> 00:35:49,712
on tape doing hard drugs.

978
00:35:49,712 --> 00:35:51,279
- No.
- You're done.

979
00:35:51,279 --> 00:35:52,541
- If anybody ever
offered me cocaine,

980
00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:54,326
I'd say no, thank you, you know.

981
00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:55,849
- Yeah, same here.
- Nope.

982
00:35:55,849 --> 00:35:57,111
- Yeah, it's not good.

983
00:35:57,111 --> 00:35:58,591
- You're saying you've
never done cocaine?

984
00:35:58,591 --> 00:35:59,505
Is that what you're saying?

985
00:35:59,505 --> 00:36:02,464
- Marco, please, what are you,

986
00:36:02,464 --> 00:36:03,813
what are you doing?

987
00:36:03,813 --> 00:36:05,337
- We were supposed to
have dinner together.

988
00:36:05,337 --> 00:36:07,077
It's my birthday dinner

989
00:36:07,077 --> 00:36:10,472
and all I had were three
little shit shrimps.

990
00:36:10,472 --> 00:36:11,778
- It's your birthday?

991
00:36:11,778 --> 00:36:13,562
- Look, you, here
have some more rice.

992
00:36:13,562 --> 00:36:14,476
- I don't want-
- Try-

993
00:36:14,476 --> 00:36:15,434
- Marco, shut the fuck up.

994
00:36:15,434 --> 00:36:16,435
- What?

995
00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:17,871
- It's him, he texted.

996
00:36:17,871 --> 00:36:19,177
- What'd he say, what'd he say?

997
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,134
- He said he'll
send a Skype link,

998
00:36:20,134 --> 00:36:21,570
but only for using the computer

999
00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:22,745
and an internet cafe.

1000
00:36:22,745 --> 00:36:24,486
- And internet cafe.

1001
00:36:24,486 --> 00:36:26,619
It's like where you go when-

1002
00:36:26,619 --> 00:36:29,361
- Okay, he says we gotta go now.

1003
00:36:29,361 --> 00:36:30,275
- There's one on Walnut Street.

1004
00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:31,580
Go, go, go, go.

1005
00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:32,494
- Looks like we're mobile.

1006
00:36:32,494 --> 00:36:34,104
- Looks like we're mobile.

1007
00:36:34,104 --> 00:36:37,934
- [Marco] Hello? I haven't
even had my cake yet.

1008
00:36:37,934 --> 00:36:41,590
- Okay, we're logging on.
- We're logged, there he is.

1009
00:36:41,590 --> 00:36:42,548
- Oh, my God.
- Shit.

1010
00:36:42,548 --> 00:36:43,984
- Hello.
- Hello.

1011
00:36:43,984 --> 00:36:44,811
- Are you alone?

1012
00:36:45,899 --> 00:36:47,117
- Yes, pretty much.

1013
00:36:48,771 --> 00:36:50,338
- Do you have the tape?

1014
00:36:50,338 --> 00:36:53,167
- Yes, and I will
show it to you now.

1015
00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:54,777
But you should know,
this tape is just

1016
00:36:54,777 --> 00:36:56,953
the tip of the iceberg.

1017
00:36:56,953 --> 00:36:58,955
Are you ready to
open Pandora's Box?

1018
00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:01,523
- Yes, we are.

1019
00:37:01,523 --> 00:37:03,177
Thank you so much.

1020
00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:04,831
- I will now who you the first
10 seconds of this video.

1021
00:37:04,831 --> 00:37:05,832
- [Rick] All right, all right.

1022
00:37:05,832 --> 00:37:07,616
- This is it.
- Give it to us.

1023
00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:10,663
[tortoises croaking]

1024
00:37:10,663 --> 00:37:13,753
- Um, okay, Source, we're
seeing tortoises having sex,

1025
00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:14,710
so I don't think-
- It's a prank.

1026
00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:15,798
- It's a prank, it's a prank.

1027
00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:17,147
It's a prank.
- This is not-

1028
00:37:17,147 --> 00:37:18,671
- Is that you, is that
you Sludge Whopper?

1029
00:37:18,671 --> 00:37:19,889
- Yes, it is. Suck it, Klingman.

1030
00:37:19,889 --> 00:37:22,588
- Rat shit, shit.
- Great job.

1031
00:37:22,588 --> 00:37:24,938
- So how long did this take you
to set up, this little scam?

1032
00:37:26,331 --> 00:37:27,854
- I don't know,
like eight minutes

1033
00:37:27,854 --> 00:37:30,378
and I made you drive
to an internet cafe.

1034
00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:31,510
- Wasn't even that far, it
was like around the corner.

1035
00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:32,728
- Four-minute drive,
so jokes on you.

1036
00:37:32,728 --> 00:37:34,556
- [Sludge] Eat my ass,
you fuckin' clown.

1037
00:37:34,556 --> 00:37:37,298
- You want to eat your ass, oh,
I'll eat it. I'll eat it up.

1038
00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:40,649
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
chill out. Go on, he got us.

1039
00:37:40,649 --> 00:37:42,260
I knew that little
rat was gonna,

1040
00:37:43,478 --> 00:37:45,001
I knew he was gonna get me.

1041
00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:46,786
- Yeah, sometimes someone
who approaches you

1042
00:37:46,786 --> 00:37:50,616
with information turns
out to be a bust.

1043
00:37:50,616 --> 00:37:52,357
What are you gonna do?

1044
00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:56,012
Are you just gonna cry into
your bowl of ice cream?

1045
00:37:56,012 --> 00:37:59,015
Yes, but you keep going.

1046
00:37:59,015 --> 00:38:00,626
You don't stop.

1047
00:38:00,626 --> 00:38:03,890
Stasis is death.

1048
00:38:06,022 --> 00:38:09,069
But, uh, I checked
in with Mary Jo.

1049
00:38:09,069 --> 00:38:11,027
She's, she's very excited

1050
00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:14,727
and we have our presser
on Friday, so, yeah,

1051
00:38:14,727 --> 00:38:16,294
we've moving in the
right direction.

1052
00:38:18,078 --> 00:38:20,646
- [Director] Why don't you
cancel the press conference?

1053
00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:23,605
- No, you never, ever
cancel the presser.

1054
00:38:23,605 --> 00:38:26,216
Okay, once you do that,
the mainstream media,

1055
00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:27,479
they smell blood in the water

1056
00:38:27,479 --> 00:38:29,611
and that's when they
really go after you

1057
00:38:29,611 --> 00:38:32,701
and they say that you're
just a loser scam artist

1058
00:38:32,701 --> 00:38:34,137
who doesn't have anything.

1059
00:38:35,182 --> 00:38:36,923
- [Director] But you
don't have anything.

1060
00:38:36,923 --> 00:38:39,621
- Well, not yet, but we have
plenty of time for discovery.

1061
00:38:39,621 --> 00:38:41,014
You know, we're hitting it,

1062
00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:42,624
the pavement pretty
hard right now

1063
00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:44,626
and we have the
fundraiser tonight,

1064
00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:47,629
which is gonna be pretty
enlightening, I think,

1065
00:38:47,629 --> 00:38:48,848
and we are definitely

1066
00:38:48,848 --> 00:38:53,505
in the all guns
pointing forward mode,

1067
00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:58,248
so we're feeling good,
feeling good, right?

1068
00:39:01,991 --> 00:39:05,517
I think that we need
to take a bigger look

1069
00:39:05,517 --> 00:39:06,344
at the big C.

1070
00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:09,129
- Ooh, cancer, I don't know,

1071
00:39:09,129 --> 00:39:11,523
that helps him, I
think, if we do that,

1072
00:39:11,523 --> 00:39:13,220
if he has cancer.

1073
00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:16,702
- No, college, I don't know
why I phrased it like that.

1074
00:39:16,702 --> 00:39:18,660
I wanna know more about
Antonio in college.

1075
00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:22,055
Should've probably done
this when we first started.

1076
00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:23,883
Antonio Kelly-Zhang.

1077
00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:25,667
- What kind of
college boy was he?

1078
00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:26,668
- Let's figure that out.

1079
00:39:26,668 --> 00:39:28,104
- Let's ask Google.

1080
00:39:29,671 --> 00:39:33,936
- Boom. UCLA class of 2008.
- I knew he was a UCLA brat.

1081
00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:37,418
- Okay, okay, how many
people do you think were

1082
00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:40,595
in his class at UCLA?

1083
00:39:41,553 --> 00:39:44,469
- Seven, eight.

1084
00:39:44,469 --> 00:39:46,906
- [Rick] No, I mean,
in like his that year?

1085
00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:49,952
- Oh, oh, hundreds of thousands.

1086
00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:50,910
- Not that many, but a lot.
- A lot.

1087
00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:51,911
- A lot.

1088
00:39:51,911 --> 00:39:54,087
And my point is every single one

1089
00:39:54,087 --> 00:39:56,742
of those people
might have a story

1090
00:39:56,742 --> 00:39:58,918
to tell about Antonio.
- Right.

1091
00:39:58,918 --> 00:40:03,139
- So, I think it's time
we got the worms in.

1092
00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:07,492
- And you know what? I
think I have a little idea

1093
00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:09,798
on how to track some
of these guys down.

1094
00:40:09,798 --> 00:40:11,931
Facebook alt accounts.

1095
00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:13,236
Get on there, reach
out to anybody

1096
00:40:13,236 --> 00:40:17,763
who graduated '08, UCLA,
see if we get anything.

1097
00:40:17,763 --> 00:40:18,546
- Do you know how to do that?

1098
00:40:18,546 --> 00:40:19,417
- Yeah, it's easy.

1099
00:40:20,853 --> 00:40:22,115
- Friggin' Jason
Bourne over here.

1100
00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:25,988
Whoo!

1101
00:40:30,819 --> 00:40:32,647
Look at that, so fast.

1102
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,870
Oh, here we go, whoo!

1103
00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:41,961
Back in the Benz, early hills.

1104
00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:45,443
Oh, my Lord, that
was a long one.

1105
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:46,748
- Long time in the car.

1106
00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:48,533
- [Director] What's
tonight all about?

1107
00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:50,535
- The Benjis.

1108
00:40:50,535 --> 00:40:51,536
- [Together] Benjamins.

1109
00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:52,885
It's about money.

1110
00:40:52,885 --> 00:40:54,364
We're having a little
bit of a fundraiser

1111
00:40:54,364 --> 00:40:56,279
because what we're doing
requires money, you know,

1112
00:40:56,279 --> 00:40:58,760
it adds up and Mary
Jo was kind enough

1113
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,937
to offer up her beautiful home

1114
00:41:01,937 --> 00:41:03,069
as long as we were out by eight

1115
00:41:03,069 --> 00:41:04,723
and she would not buy the food,

1116
00:41:04,723 --> 00:41:06,594
so we picked up the food.

1117
00:41:06,594 --> 00:41:08,857
- Yeah, fuckin' had to go
to Arcadia for the catering.

1118
00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:09,641
- The money we saved, though.
- Disgusting place.

1119
00:41:09,641 --> 00:41:10,555
- It will make up-

1120
00:41:10,555 --> 00:41:13,862
[tins crash]

1121
00:41:13,862 --> 00:41:15,385
- No, no, no, no, no.

1122
00:41:17,213 --> 00:41:18,824
- Uh, pick it up, pick
it up, pick it up.

1123
00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:22,175
Pick it up, it's fine, five
second rule, five second rule.

1124
00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:25,352
- You're not, are you
still gonna serve these?

1125
00:41:25,352 --> 00:41:27,310
- We're still gonna serve 'em,
we're gonna dust them off,

1126
00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:28,311
we're gonna dust them all off.

1127
00:41:28,311 --> 00:41:30,662
[Simon blows]

1128
00:41:30,662 --> 00:41:33,447
You gotta stop, stop it, you
got a good onion in my eye.

1129
00:41:33,447 --> 00:41:34,535
Thumbs up to camera.

1130
00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:35,188
Let's do it.

1131
00:41:36,885 --> 00:41:38,060
You guys want a hamburger?

1132
00:41:40,236 --> 00:41:42,238
- Okay, how's this angle for you

1133
00:41:42,238 --> 00:41:43,762
because this isn't
working for me.

1134
00:41:43,762 --> 00:41:45,241
- Yeah, I just need to get
the rifle in a little more.

1135
00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:46,460
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep.

1136
00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:47,417
- Yeah.

1137
00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:48,070
- Okay, ready?
- Yeah.

1138
00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:49,419
- Let's go.

1139
00:41:49,419 --> 00:41:50,420
- That's what I'm
saying, big guy.

1140
00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:52,031
It might be too late for you,

1141
00:41:52,031 --> 00:41:54,860
but this guy, we could really
turn his life around, huh?

1142
00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:56,470
- Listen, if I get
you on a podcast,

1143
00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:57,558
I could show you some statistics

1144
00:41:57,558 --> 00:41:58,646
that's really back all this up.

1145
00:41:58,646 --> 00:42:00,126
- Yeah, I wanna, let me,

1146
00:42:00,126 --> 00:42:00,866
I wanna look into that
a little bit more.

1147
00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:02,345
- Sure, I understand.

1148
00:42:02,345 --> 00:42:03,521
- Before I can, you
know, it's a hot topic.

1149
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:04,826
- Of course, of course.

1150
00:42:04,826 --> 00:42:06,915
You know what, give me
your email and I will-

1151
00:42:06,915 --> 00:42:07,568
- Excuse me, I'm sorry.
- Okay, I will.

1152
00:42:09,222 --> 00:42:10,658
- Mary Jo, hi.

1153
00:42:10,658 --> 00:42:12,442
- Ricky, hey.

1154
00:42:12,442 --> 00:42:13,618
- How are you?

1155
00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:15,054
- What are you doing here?

1156
00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:16,446
Oh, your party.
- It's going on right now.

1157
00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:17,752
I'm gonna get you upstairs.

1158
00:42:17,752 --> 00:42:18,710
- Have you got some money?

1159
00:42:18,710 --> 00:42:20,320
- We are working on it.

1160
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:24,454
Take your time, take
your time, my love.

1161
00:42:24,454 --> 00:42:25,847
- Whoa!

1162
00:42:25,847 --> 00:42:28,937
Here we go, I got you.
- There you go.

1163
00:42:28,937 --> 00:42:30,286
- Ooh, I squatted,
did you see that?

1164
00:42:30,286 --> 00:42:32,637
- You got down, I saw.
- I got a squat.

1165
00:42:37,946 --> 00:42:39,295
- Uh, Mary Jo's great.

1166
00:42:39,295 --> 00:42:41,602
I think she took one
too many pain pills,

1167
00:42:41,602 --> 00:42:43,386
so she's having a nap.

1168
00:42:43,386 --> 00:42:46,825
And I see Amy Klort.

1169
00:42:46,825 --> 00:42:48,478
Hey.

1170
00:42:48,478 --> 00:42:49,392
- Hey, Rick.

1171
00:42:49,392 --> 00:42:50,916
Thank, thanks for having me.

1172
00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:52,787
- Thank you for coming here.

1173
00:42:52,787 --> 00:42:53,875
YouTube queen.

1174
00:42:53,875 --> 00:42:55,094
- Oh, and the podcast.

1175
00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:56,878
- And the podcast,
podcast, YouTube queen.

1176
00:42:56,878 --> 00:42:58,837
Go to my Facebook page and
there's a little donate link,

1177
00:42:58,837 --> 00:43:00,578
button, you can hit that

1178
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,971
and it's usually the fourth
or fifth Rick Klingman

1179
00:43:02,971 --> 00:43:03,972
that comes up in the Facebook,

1180
00:43:03,972 --> 00:43:05,583
so look for this face.

1181
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,889
Ah, Hartlynn, can I just
thank you for coming tonight

1182
00:43:07,889 --> 00:43:09,325
and supporting us.
- Oh, my God, of course.

1183
00:43:09,325 --> 00:43:10,675
- Look, this Antonio
guy is the worst.

1184
00:43:10,675 --> 00:43:12,590
- [Rick] Yes.

1185
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,548
- If it were up to him,
I wouldn't be doing this.

1186
00:43:14,548 --> 00:43:17,159
- Piece of shit.
- He's the bad guy, yeah.

1187
00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:19,727
- And I gotta tell you,
this is quite the piece.

1188
00:43:19,727 --> 00:43:21,163
- You like it? Yeah.

1189
00:43:21,163 --> 00:43:21,903
- Yeah, what are we
working with here?

1190
00:43:21,903 --> 00:43:23,383
- No, this is an MK-46.

1191
00:43:23,383 --> 00:43:24,297
- MK-46, I thought
it was something-

1192
00:43:24,297 --> 00:43:25,124
- Troops in Afghanistan use this

1193
00:43:25,124 --> 00:43:26,299
to take out supply tracks.

1194
00:43:26,299 --> 00:43:28,475
- Ooh, that's, hey,
support our troops.

1195
00:43:28,475 --> 00:43:30,912
- Yeah, and my dad got it
for me for my 18th birthday.

1196
00:43:30,912 --> 00:43:32,087
- Oh.
- So, sweet.

1197
00:43:32,087 --> 00:43:33,132
- Your parents are awesome.

1198
00:43:33,132 --> 00:43:34,133
- They really are.

1199
00:43:34,133 --> 00:43:35,438
- My dad's a dick.

1200
00:43:35,438 --> 00:43:37,136
- What a magnificent piece of-
- Artillery.

1201
00:43:37,136 --> 00:43:38,703
- Death machine.
- Death.

1202
00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:41,314
- Yeah, that's good.

1203
00:43:41,314 --> 00:43:42,924
- Do you wanna hold it?
- Whoa.

1204
00:43:42,924 --> 00:43:45,535
- Yes, I do and I want you
to take a picture of me.

1205
00:43:45,535 --> 00:43:47,059
- I'm on my way there.

1206
00:43:47,059 --> 00:43:48,843
- Post is on Facebook.
- Let's do it, here we go.

1207
00:43:48,843 --> 00:43:50,628
- It is really heavy, I
don't know if you're strong.

1208
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:51,541
- Ah! I am.

1209
00:43:53,805 --> 00:43:55,023
- He's got it.
- Whoo!

1210
00:43:55,023 --> 00:43:56,329
- He's got it.

1211
00:43:56,329 --> 00:43:58,200
- Yeah. If we can get
real just for a second,

1212
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,420
the most important thing
when you're dealing

1213
00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:02,161
with guns is safety

1214
00:44:02,161 --> 00:44:04,685
and the first thing you
gotta do is check the safety.

1215
00:44:04,685 --> 00:44:06,818
[gun blasts]

1216
00:44:06,818 --> 00:44:09,211
- Oh, no!
- What are you doing?

1217
00:44:09,211 --> 00:44:11,736
- It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay, I'm so sorry.

1218
00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:14,173
- What the-
- I was checking the safety.

1219
00:44:14,173 --> 00:44:15,348
- I was checking the safety.

1220
00:44:15,348 --> 00:44:17,002
- By pulling the trigger?

1221
00:44:17,002 --> 00:44:18,264
What is wrong with you?

1222
00:44:18,264 --> 00:44:19,482
- I thought you
had the safety on.

1223
00:44:19,482 --> 00:44:20,875
- [Hartlynn] Dude.
- That is my bad, guys.

1224
00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:24,705
I'm 95% sure that Mary
Jo did not get hit,

1225
00:44:24,705 --> 00:44:25,880
but I wanna go check.

1226
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,142
- Give it a check,
give it a little check.

1227
00:44:27,142 --> 00:44:29,754
So, hey, why don't we-

1228
00:44:29,754 --> 00:44:31,364
- Fundraising is key.

1229
00:44:31,364 --> 00:44:34,106
Cash, check, credit
card, bitcoin.

1230
00:44:35,150 --> 00:44:37,718
Once got paid in Czechenzachers.

1231
00:44:37,718 --> 00:44:38,893
Good luck finding
a currency exchange

1232
00:44:38,893 --> 00:44:40,460
that will take that, by the way.

1233
00:44:41,591 --> 00:44:43,158
Literally looks
like Monopoly money.

1234
00:44:43,158 --> 00:44:44,812
- What a great
group of patriots,

1235
00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:47,467
all assembly for a
righteous cause, am I right?

1236
00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:50,600
- That's right, that is
right. [guests applaud]

1237
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,603
- Oh, man, I also just
wanna say I have taken it

1238
00:44:53,603 --> 00:44:56,215
upon myself to get you all in

1239
00:44:56,215 --> 00:44:58,260
on the ground floor
exclusive opportunity

1240
00:44:58,260 --> 00:45:00,523
to make some real money, huh?

1241
00:45:00,523 --> 00:45:03,091
Everyone one in this room
has been pre-approved

1242
00:45:03,091 --> 00:45:04,789
to be a regional sales executive

1243
00:45:04,789 --> 00:45:06,312
for Shredded Muscle Supplements.

1244
00:45:06,312 --> 00:45:08,880
That's right,
clipboard's right there.

1245
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,229
There's a few pens.

1246
00:45:10,229 --> 00:45:12,013
I'm gonna need you all
when you have time,

1247
00:45:12,013 --> 00:45:13,928
just full name, date of birth,

1248
00:45:13,928 --> 00:45:14,842
Social Security,
that's important-

1249
00:45:14,842 --> 00:45:16,496
- And I can tell you guys,

1250
00:45:16,496 --> 00:45:17,889
and I can tell you guys, and
I can tell you guys firsthand

1251
00:45:17,889 --> 00:45:20,065
how great Shredded is

1252
00:45:20,065 --> 00:45:22,458
and we're gonna talk
about that later on,

1253
00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:24,547
but right now I would
be a little remiss

1254
00:45:24,547 --> 00:45:26,332
if we didn't talk
about why we're here.

1255
00:45:26,332 --> 00:45:30,292
We're all here because
we love this country.

1256
00:45:30,292 --> 00:45:31,903
- [Guest] Amen.

1257
00:45:31,903 --> 00:45:34,688
- And when we see someone
like Antonio Kelly-Zhang

1258
00:45:34,688 --> 00:45:37,256
attacking it from the
inside, what happens?

1259
00:45:37,256 --> 00:45:38,039
What do we do?

1260
00:45:38,039 --> 00:45:39,258
- Get a rope.

1261
00:45:39,258 --> 00:45:40,215
- Hang that fuckin' traitor.

1262
00:45:40,215 --> 00:45:42,261
- No, no, we're not gonna hang,

1263
00:45:42,261 --> 00:45:43,958
we're not gonna hang anyone.

1264
00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:46,004
But what we do is
we work together

1265
00:45:46,004 --> 00:45:48,658
and we identify our enemy

1266
00:45:48,658 --> 00:45:49,703
and then we take 'em out.

1267
00:45:49,703 --> 00:45:50,965
- With violence.

1268
00:45:50,965 --> 00:45:52,010
- Not with violence,
not with violence,

1269
00:45:52,010 --> 00:45:53,925
I didn't mean that.

1270
00:45:53,925 --> 00:45:56,841
What I'm saying
is, is our weapon,

1271
00:45:56,841 --> 00:45:58,930
it's not a gun, it's not a knife

1272
00:45:58,930 --> 00:46:01,759
or a rope, it's the truth

1273
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:03,325
and the truth is we need money

1274
00:46:03,325 --> 00:46:05,458
because if you wanna
fix the country,

1275
00:46:05,458 --> 00:46:07,895
that ain't cheap,
it all adds up,

1276
00:46:07,895 --> 00:46:10,289
the research, the
hotel, the man hours,

1277
00:46:10,289 --> 00:46:13,335
those little tiny corn dogs.

1278
00:46:13,335 --> 00:46:15,816
We need you guys' money.
- Yeah.

1279
00:46:15,816 --> 00:46:17,513
- And there's all different
ways you can donate.

1280
00:46:17,513 --> 00:46:18,819
You can go on my Facebook page,

1281
00:46:18,819 --> 00:46:20,386
you can check him
out on social media.

1282
00:46:20,386 --> 00:46:21,474
- Take cash.
- We have a little form.

1283
00:46:21,474 --> 00:46:22,475
- We have different-
- Venmo.

1284
00:46:22,475 --> 00:46:23,781
- Donor levels.
- Yeah.

1285
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:27,436
- Okay, we have bald
eagle, Uncle Sam,

1286
00:46:27,436 --> 00:46:30,309
Lady Liberty and little
stars and stripes.

1287
00:46:30,309 --> 00:46:31,440
- We named them to make it fun.

1288
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,313
- And little stars
and stripes is $2.

1289
00:46:34,313 --> 00:46:38,143
And you get a fun little
pencil in the mail

1290
00:46:38,143 --> 00:46:40,188
and you think in $2, what are

1291
00:46:40,188 --> 00:46:41,799
these guys gonna do with $2?

1292
00:46:43,539 --> 00:46:45,367
A lot. So, what do you
say, can you help us out?

1293
00:46:45,367 --> 00:46:47,021
Can you help us out
and get some money?

1294
00:46:47,021 --> 00:46:49,589
- Get the energy back, whoo!

1295
00:46:51,025 --> 00:46:52,331
Well-
[phone rings]

1296
00:46:52,331 --> 00:46:55,987
You all are wonderful
and I have to take this.

1297
00:46:55,987 --> 00:46:57,902
Uh, I want you to
enjoy yourself.

1298
00:46:57,902 --> 00:46:59,164
There's a couple of cupcakes

1299
00:46:59,164 --> 00:47:01,122
and maybe half a
bottle of wine left.

1300
00:47:01,122 --> 00:47:03,037
- Yep.
- So, have some fun.

1301
00:47:03,037 --> 00:47:06,388
- We gotta be outta here in
about five minutes or so,

1302
00:47:06,388 --> 00:47:07,999
so thank you guys, we love you

1303
00:47:07,999 --> 00:47:10,392
and we will see you on Friday.

1304
00:47:10,392 --> 00:47:12,830
It's Jessica from
"The Daily Beast."

1305
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,222
Jessica, so sorry about
that, how are you?

1306
00:47:14,222 --> 00:47:16,268
- [Jessica] I saw
that you still have

1307
00:47:16,268 --> 00:47:17,922
the press conference
booked for Friday

1308
00:47:17,922 --> 00:47:19,793
and I just wanted
to see if you wanted

1309
00:47:19,793 --> 00:47:20,794
to give me the exclusive?

1310
00:47:20,794 --> 00:47:22,578
- I can't do that, Jessica?

1311
00:47:22,578 --> 00:47:24,754
- [Jessica] Rick, can
I be honest with you?

1312
00:47:24,754 --> 00:47:26,582
- I don't know, you're
a journalist, can you?

1313
00:47:26,582 --> 00:47:28,541
- [Jessica] I think
you're flailing.

1314
00:47:28,541 --> 00:47:30,586
You got owned yesterday
by Sludge Whopper

1315
00:47:30,586 --> 00:47:32,153
and I don't think
you have anything

1316
00:47:32,153 --> 00:47:33,459
and you're freaking out.

1317
00:47:33,459 --> 00:47:35,548
- No, no, you're
absolutely wrong.

1318
00:47:35,548 --> 00:47:37,202
I am in the hills of Beverly

1319
00:47:37,202 --> 00:47:38,856
with some of the most powerful

1320
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:41,902
and influential people west
of the Mason Dixon line.

1321
00:47:41,902 --> 00:47:45,123
- [Jessica] Rick, look, we've
known each other a minute.

1322
00:47:45,123 --> 00:47:46,907
Don't do this.

1323
00:47:46,907 --> 00:47:48,387
You've got nothing and you're
just gonna end up having

1324
00:47:48,387 --> 00:47:50,650
a bunch of people
laugh at you again.

1325
00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:52,434
- Jessica, I'm gonna let you go

1326
00:47:52,434 --> 00:47:53,696
because we have things to do,

1327
00:47:53,696 --> 00:47:55,307
but I'm gonna see you on Friday

1328
00:47:55,307 --> 00:47:59,180
and you're gonna be shocked at
how explosive this is, okay?

1329
00:47:59,180 --> 00:48:00,442
- [Jessica] Rick, I'm-

1330
00:48:00,442 --> 00:48:01,226
- Salivating.

1331
00:48:02,618 --> 00:48:03,271
You saw that, she
wanted the exclusive.

1332
00:48:03,271 --> 00:48:04,969
I was like no way.

1333
00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:06,187
How's it going out there?

1334
00:48:06,187 --> 00:48:06,840
- Uh, no one's
donating anything.

1335
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,189
- Okay.
- Yep.

1336
00:48:08,189 --> 00:48:09,495
- I think they're all broke.
- Yes.

1337
00:48:09,495 --> 00:48:10,844
- So, we should
just get outta here.

1338
00:48:10,844 --> 00:48:12,193
Let's pack up the
catering supplies

1339
00:48:12,193 --> 00:48:14,152
because if we get them
back to Arcadia by 10,

1340
00:48:14,152 --> 00:48:15,501
full deposit back.

1341
00:48:15,501 --> 00:48:17,677
Oh, God.
- I like that.

1342
00:48:17,677 --> 00:48:18,983
- Hi, how are you?

1343
00:48:18,983 --> 00:48:21,159
- I'm good, man, I'm real good.

1344
00:48:21,159 --> 00:48:22,203
- Enjoying your night?

1345
00:48:22,203 --> 00:48:23,813
- Yeah, big time.

1346
00:48:23,813 --> 00:48:26,077
It's an event.
- Yes.

1347
00:48:26,077 --> 00:48:27,295
- I don't judge people.

1348
00:48:28,949 --> 00:48:30,820
I won't do it, 'cause
you never know.

1349
00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:32,083
You don't know.

1350
00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:34,563
Someone might be coming
to you with information

1351
00:48:34,563 --> 00:48:37,566
and, yes, they might
smell really bad

1352
00:48:37,566 --> 00:48:42,354
or, or have just like a,
like a crazy looking face

1353
00:48:43,790 --> 00:48:46,227
and I don't say get
outta here, you freak.

1354
00:48:46,227 --> 00:48:47,489
I say, "Tell me what you know."

1355
00:48:47,489 --> 00:48:49,709
I don't think we've
met, I'm Rick Klingman.

1356
00:48:49,709 --> 00:48:53,017
- Original Patriot.
- Original Patriot.

1357
00:48:53,017 --> 00:48:54,322
- You reposted some
of my YouTube videos.

1358
00:48:54,322 --> 00:48:55,889
- I knew I knew
you from somewhere.

1359
00:48:55,889 --> 00:48:59,762
I, I, I, I, think you did
one about may family court.

1360
00:48:59,762 --> 00:49:01,068
- That's right.
- Yeah, it was good.

1361
00:49:01,068 --> 00:49:02,983
- That's right.

1362
00:49:02,983 --> 00:49:04,158
- I don't even have kids and
that judge sounds nuts, so.

1363
00:49:04,158 --> 00:49:06,030
- What I'd like to
do is introduce you

1364
00:49:06,030 --> 00:49:07,553
to my cousin.

1365
00:49:10,208 --> 00:49:11,774
- Who's your cousin?

1366
00:49:11,774 --> 00:49:14,038
- Arliss.
- Okay, but-

1367
00:49:14,038 --> 00:49:17,867
- No, I think he's saying why
should we meet your cousin?

1368
00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:22,872
- Well, because I saw
that the cocaine tape

1369
00:49:22,872 --> 00:49:24,526
was some bullshit.

1370
00:49:24,526 --> 00:49:26,050
- Now, does he have photos
of Antonio doing cocaine?

1371
00:49:26,050 --> 00:49:27,703
Because that is really-
- That'd be great.

1372
00:49:27,703 --> 00:49:28,878
- What we would,
what we would love.

1373
00:49:28,878 --> 00:49:31,490
- If you just come
out, it's your card.

1374
00:49:31,490 --> 00:49:32,317
- Call him.

1375
00:49:33,927 --> 00:49:37,191
- It has been an
insane 12 hours.

1376
00:49:37,191 --> 00:49:38,714
We returned all the
catering equipment

1377
00:49:38,714 --> 00:49:41,848
and got our full
deposit back, nice.

1378
00:49:41,848 --> 00:49:45,156
Much more importantly,
we spoke to one Arliss.

1379
00:49:45,156 --> 00:49:47,027
- Yes.

1380
00:49:47,027 --> 00:49:49,682
- And he does not have a
tape of Antonio doing drugs.

1381
00:49:49,682 --> 00:49:51,684
- Big bummer, big bummer.

1382
00:49:51,684 --> 00:49:52,685
- He's got a sex tape.
- Even better.

1383
00:49:52,685 --> 00:49:54,295
- [Simon] We got a sex tape.

1384
00:49:54,295 --> 00:49:56,123
- If this tape is real-
- Sex tape.

1385
00:49:56,123 --> 00:49:57,777
- Which is what we're gonna
go find out right now.

1386
00:49:57,777 --> 00:49:59,083
- Gotta go confirm-
- Confirm information.

1387
00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:00,823
- [Rick] Make sure the
information is good.

1388
00:50:00,823 --> 00:50:02,564
- Is solid, concrete.

1389
00:50:02,564 --> 00:50:07,526
Anywhere from just being
passable to pretty wonderful.

1390
00:50:07,526 --> 00:50:09,745
- If it's real-
- It's game over.

1391
00:50:09,745 --> 00:50:11,834
- That's it, it's game,
it's swish, swish.

1392
00:50:11,834 --> 00:50:14,968
He's a little nervous about
maybe showing his face,

1393
00:50:14,968 --> 00:50:17,101
so I made sure
that we would agree

1394
00:50:17,101 --> 00:50:18,711
to blur his face out.

1395
00:50:18,711 --> 00:50:21,061
- [Director] Rick, I
said I wouldn't do that.

1396
00:50:21,061 --> 00:50:22,976
- If it comes up, go to the
bathroom or something, dude.

1397
00:50:22,976 --> 00:50:24,369
- [Director] You
do background checks

1398
00:50:24,369 --> 00:50:25,631
on all your sources, right?

1399
00:50:25,631 --> 00:50:27,111
- Background check,
you're gonna do

1400
00:50:27,111 --> 00:50:29,504
a background check on every
single person you meet?

1401
00:50:29,504 --> 00:50:31,289
Did you do a
background check on me?

1402
00:50:31,289 --> 00:50:32,725
- [Director] We did.

1403
00:50:32,725 --> 00:50:33,595
- Did you really?

1404
00:50:36,468 --> 00:50:38,470
So, we're meeting our
contact at Chang Du,

1405
00:50:38,470 --> 00:50:39,862
but we're a little bit early,

1406
00:50:39,862 --> 00:50:41,690
so we're gonna grab a juice.
- Juice it up.

1407
00:50:41,690 --> 00:50:43,344
- What is better
than a mini mall?

1408
00:50:44,345 --> 00:50:45,868
- A bigger mall, definitely.

1409
00:50:45,868 --> 00:50:47,740
- Oh, no, see a bigger
mall is too big.

1410
00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:49,263
It's got too much stuff.

1411
00:50:49,263 --> 00:50:51,352
Like what more do you
need than like a salon,

1412
00:50:51,352 --> 00:50:55,269
a Chinese place, there's
a vape shop, I think.

1413
00:50:55,269 --> 00:50:57,228
It's perfect.
- Anything else would be good.

1414
00:50:57,228 --> 00:50:58,055
- Oh, my God.
- What?

1415
00:50:58,055 --> 00:50:58,838
- I know you guys.

1416
00:50:59,882 --> 00:51:01,580
- Oh, really.

1417
00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:02,885
- Yeah, you were protesting
that Seth Rogen play, right?

1418
00:51:02,885 --> 00:51:04,452
- That was us, it was
mostly me, though.

1419
00:51:04,452 --> 00:51:07,107
- Eat shit, you fuckin' hogs.

1420
00:51:07,107 --> 00:51:08,152
Huh!

1421
00:51:08,152 --> 00:51:09,805
Huh!

1422
00:51:09,805 --> 00:51:11,329
- It's in my eye,
hey, it's in my eye.

1423
00:51:11,329 --> 00:51:12,895
Oh, my God, oh, my God.

1424
00:51:12,895 --> 00:51:14,114
- Oh, it's so cold, it's
so cold, it's so cold.

1425
00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:15,463
- Let's, hey, hey,
hey, be cool, be cool.

1426
00:51:15,463 --> 00:51:18,205
I think someone
might be filming.

1427
00:51:18,205 --> 00:51:19,119
Someone might be filming.
- We gotta cancel the meeting.

1428
00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:20,294
- We gotta cancel the meeting.

1429
00:51:20,294 --> 00:51:20,816
- No, no, no, no.
- Nope, I'm going home.

1430
00:51:20,816 --> 00:51:21,948
- Hey-

1431
00:51:21,948 --> 00:51:22,818
- I'm not doing
meetings like this.

1432
00:51:22,818 --> 00:51:24,124
I'm going home.
- Stop, stop.

1433
00:51:24,124 --> 00:51:24,733
- Always keep an
extra suit handy.

1434
00:51:24,733 --> 00:51:25,430
- No.

1435
00:51:25,430 --> 00:51:26,083
- A-K-E-S.
- No.

1436
00:51:26,692 --> 00:51:28,346
- H, hey, you gotta do it.

1437
00:51:28,346 --> 00:51:29,651
- It's never gonna fit me.

1438
00:51:29,651 --> 00:51:30,652
That is never gonna fit me.

1439
00:51:30,652 --> 00:51:32,219
- Okay.
- I'm too lean.

1440
00:51:32,219 --> 00:51:33,655
- It's the only option.
- No.

1441
00:51:33,655 --> 00:51:35,004
- Listen to me, listen to me.

1442
00:51:35,004 --> 00:51:36,223
- I'll look like an idiot.

1443
00:51:36,223 --> 00:51:37,659
- Take it off, I have a
shirt, I have a shirt.

1444
00:51:37,659 --> 00:51:39,139
You take it off.

1445
00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:41,185
We can't go home, he's
waiting, he's probably waiting-

1446
00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:42,273
- Fine, fine, fine.
- Do it.

1447
00:51:42,273 --> 00:51:43,578
- And this is a great suit.

1448
00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:44,927
This is Burmese.

1449
00:51:44,927 --> 00:51:46,190
[shirt rips]

1450
00:51:46,190 --> 00:51:47,582
Burmese rayon, oh,
you're wasting-

1451
00:51:47,582 --> 00:51:49,018
Hi, how are you?
Good to see you.

1452
00:51:49,018 --> 00:51:51,195
We're, uh-
- Fuckin' zoot suit, right?

1453
00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:52,587
- Just, chill, just-
- Okay.

1454
00:51:52,587 --> 00:51:54,198
- He's right there.
- Don't-

1455
00:51:54,198 --> 00:51:56,678
- He's right there, that's him.
That's him right over there.

1456
00:51:56,678 --> 00:51:58,071
- All right, let's
go, get ready.

1457
00:51:58,071 --> 00:52:01,205
- We're gonna speak to
those guys, all business.

1458
00:52:03,032 --> 00:52:05,687
You are the gentleman we're
looking for, I believe?

1459
00:52:06,862 --> 00:52:08,081
- They're gonna
blur my face, right?

1460
00:52:08,081 --> 00:52:09,343
- The two cameras,
they're gonna both blur

1461
00:52:09,343 --> 00:52:13,130
your face out, so
you can relax, okay?

1462
00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:14,043
- Shall we.

1463
00:52:17,699 --> 00:52:18,874
- Not my suit, by the way,

1464
00:52:18,874 --> 00:52:20,659
so just wanted to, uh-
- Looks great.

1465
00:52:20,659 --> 00:52:22,269
- Before we even get started,

1466
00:52:22,269 --> 00:52:24,228
why don't you go ahead and
order whatever you want

1467
00:52:24,228 --> 00:52:25,446
on the menu on us.

1468
00:52:25,446 --> 00:52:26,708
- Get a couple menus.

1469
00:52:26,708 --> 00:52:28,971
- No, no, I already ate, yeah.

1470
00:52:28,971 --> 00:52:30,103
- Okay.

1471
00:52:30,103 --> 00:52:31,757
- Been here like an hour.

1472
00:52:31,757 --> 00:52:32,975
Got here early.

1473
00:52:32,975 --> 00:52:34,455
- We apologize.

1474
00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:36,936
We had an incident
outside, might be ANTIFA,

1475
00:52:36,936 --> 00:52:38,546
we don't know.
- Mm-hmm.

1476
00:52:38,546 --> 00:52:41,114
- I think you know
why we're here.

1477
00:52:42,681 --> 00:52:43,856
We need to see the tape.

1478
00:52:45,901 --> 00:52:47,251
- And I wanna show it to you.
- Great.

1479
00:52:47,251 --> 00:52:49,166
- I wanna show it to you, but-
- That's great.

1480
00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:50,906
- We need to talk.

1481
00:52:52,604 --> 00:52:53,605
Compensation.
- Absolutely.

1482
00:52:53,605 --> 00:52:55,607
- Absolutely.
- Yeah.

1483
00:52:55,607 --> 00:52:58,305
- Tell us what you had in mind?

1484
00:52:58,305 --> 00:53:00,220
- $10,000.

1485
00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:01,700
- That's what you want?

1486
00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:03,267
From us?

1487
00:53:03,267 --> 00:53:06,357
- I mean, I'm putting
myself out on the line here.

1488
00:53:06,357 --> 00:53:09,490
- Honest, I don't have
$10,000 in assets.

1489
00:53:09,490 --> 00:53:11,013
- What do you mean you
don't have $10,000.

1490
00:53:11,013 --> 00:53:12,406
- You should look
at that, seriously.

1491
00:53:12,406 --> 00:53:13,973
- Here's the deal.

1492
00:53:13,973 --> 00:53:15,888
You show me the tape,
there's an ATM right there.

1493
00:53:15,888 --> 00:53:19,544
I will walk out,
withdraw 60 bucks,

1494
00:53:19,544 --> 00:53:21,241
that's my limit, we
wait a few hours,

1495
00:53:21,241 --> 00:53:22,851
I'll get the next 40.

1496
00:53:22,851 --> 00:53:24,940
You're home by five with
100 bucks in your pocket.

1497
00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:28,727
- All right, all
right, all right.

1498
00:53:28,727 --> 00:53:29,945
- That's how it's
done on Wall Street.

1499
00:53:29,945 --> 00:53:32,731
- Yeah, no, it's
actually really massive.

1500
00:53:32,731 --> 00:53:35,734
- I have so many questions
as to how you got this,

1501
00:53:35,734 --> 00:53:37,039
but I'm not gonna ask because-

1502
00:53:37,039 --> 00:53:40,042
- All right, check
out this fuck fest.

1503
00:53:40,042 --> 00:53:43,394
- [Simon] Yeah, gives us
the fucky, fucky, fucky.

1504
00:53:43,394 --> 00:53:45,134
- Yeah, look at that.

1505
00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:47,789
Look at that naughty boy.

1506
00:53:47,789 --> 00:53:49,269
That's your guy, right?

1507
00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:50,575
- Is this it?
- That's it, that's it.

1508
00:53:50,575 --> 00:53:53,317
- That's not it, that's not him.

1509
00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:54,535
- That's him, that's his face.

1510
00:53:54,535 --> 00:53:55,797
- That is his face.

1511
00:53:55,797 --> 00:53:57,059
That's the guy you're looking-

1512
00:53:57,059 --> 00:53:58,322
- It's it face, but it's like-

1513
00:53:58,322 --> 00:53:59,584
- He's floating around on-

1514
00:53:59,584 --> 00:54:00,846
- It's like in South Park-
- Yes.

1515
00:54:00,846 --> 00:54:01,586
- With Saddam Hussein
where he's ah, ah.

1516
00:54:01,586 --> 00:54:02,587
- Right, yes, yeah.

1517
00:54:02,587 --> 00:54:03,501
Fuck me Satan.
- Yeah, that-

1518
00:54:03,501 --> 00:54:05,198
- It's a weird angle.

1519
00:54:05,198 --> 00:54:06,068
Guys, this is loaded.

1520
00:54:06,068 --> 00:54:06,982
- A weird angle?

1521
00:54:06,982 --> 00:54:08,680
- It's what, it's low budget.

1522
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,638
This is a Gonzo style
porno, this will pass.

1523
00:54:10,638 --> 00:54:14,207
- I can't believe you wanted
$10,000 for this crap.

1524
00:54:14,207 --> 00:54:15,164
Are you insane?

1525
00:54:15,164 --> 00:54:15,948
- Shoot for the stars.

1526
00:54:15,948 --> 00:54:17,471
- Are you insane?

1527
00:54:17,471 --> 00:54:20,039
- Hey, can you calm down, now.

1528
00:54:20,039 --> 00:54:21,997
- We're almost done, Sunil,
give me a second, you owe me.

1529
00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:23,303
- [Sunil] No, no, no.

1530
00:54:23,303 --> 00:54:24,348
Get out of here.

1531
00:54:24,348 --> 00:54:25,610
- Get out of here?

1532
00:54:25,610 --> 00:54:26,872
- [Sunil] Come on, get,
I don't want you here.

1533
00:54:26,872 --> 00:54:28,177
Come on, get out.

1534
00:54:28,177 --> 00:54:29,440
- [Arliss] Why
don't we pause it.

1535
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:30,354
- Okay, if I get out,
I'm never coming back.

1536
00:54:30,354 --> 00:54:31,529
I won't be here Thursday,

1537
00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:33,008
I won't be here Sunday.

1538
00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:34,532
I won't be here
Christmas Eve with you.

1539
00:54:34,532 --> 00:54:36,316
- [Sunil] Come on.

1540
00:54:36,316 --> 00:54:37,274
- All right, you know, actually
he's right, this sucks.

1541
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,884
We're outta here.

1542
00:54:38,884 --> 00:54:39,667
- Excuse me, excuse me,
you just broke my laptop.

1543
00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:42,061
- Uh-huh, okay, sue me.

1544
00:54:42,061 --> 00:54:43,367
I'm a lawyer, I'll
see you in court.

1545
00:54:43,367 --> 00:54:45,151
- I will be billing you.

1546
00:54:45,151 --> 00:54:46,718
- What a waste of time,
what a waste of time.

1547
00:54:46,718 --> 00:54:49,242
Sunil, are placing
a to go order.

1548
00:54:49,242 --> 00:54:51,984
- It will pass.

1549
00:54:51,984 --> 00:54:53,377
- I am a little stressed.

1550
00:54:55,117 --> 00:54:56,858
I have a press
conference in 36 hours,

1551
00:54:56,858 --> 00:54:59,252
I have no idea
what I'm gonna say

1552
00:54:59,252 --> 00:55:01,385
and I have Mary Jo calling
every 10 minutes saying,

1553
00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:04,213
the election's soon, when's
the update, what's happening?

1554
00:55:04,213 --> 00:55:05,693
And I don't know
what to tell her,

1555
00:55:05,693 --> 00:55:10,002
so I'm feeling the pressure,
but got a sugar boost.

1556
00:55:11,395 --> 00:55:12,396
Got my man on the
keys right there.

1557
00:55:12,396 --> 00:55:14,006
He's-
- No, no, no.

1558
00:55:14,006 --> 00:55:17,009
- I am not doing his laundry.

1559
00:55:17,009 --> 00:55:18,837
- Okay, Marco, can
you just relax?

1560
00:55:18,837 --> 00:55:20,447
It's all in the same basket.

1561
00:55:20,447 --> 00:55:21,666
- How about I relax like this.

1562
00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:25,234
- Whoa, whoa,
whoa, Marco, Marco.

1563
00:55:25,234 --> 00:55:26,497
Are you serious?

1564
00:55:26,497 --> 00:55:27,672
- I'm serious. I'm done
dealing with this shit.

1565
00:55:27,672 --> 00:55:29,021
Just eat your ice cream.

1566
00:55:29,021 --> 00:55:30,065
- Come back here right now.

1567
00:55:30,065 --> 00:55:31,415
[Marco speaks Spanish]

1568
00:55:31,415 --> 00:55:32,241
- English!

1569
00:55:32,241 --> 00:55:33,025
[Marcos speaks Spanish]

1570
00:55:33,025 --> 00:55:35,070
- English, English.

1571
00:55:36,376 --> 00:55:37,029
Fired.

1572
00:55:38,683 --> 00:55:40,075
He's probably fire after
throwing something at me.

1573
00:55:40,075 --> 00:55:42,034
He can't do that.
He can't do that!

1574
00:55:43,470 --> 00:55:44,428
- [Simon] I got it?

1575
00:55:44,428 --> 00:55:45,864
- [Rick] Got what?

1576
00:55:47,126 --> 00:55:48,475
- I fuckin' got it!

1577
00:55:48,475 --> 00:55:50,869
- This is a legitimate
hail Mary situation.

1578
00:55:50,869 --> 00:55:54,220
Okay, this genius, his
Facebook plan worked.

1579
00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:55,656
- Yep.

1580
00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:57,310
Heard from one of
Antonio's old classmates

1581
00:55:57,310 --> 00:55:59,573
from UCLA who, guess
what, hates the guy.

1582
00:55:59,573 --> 00:56:01,445
- No, no, no, no,
doesn't just hate him,

1583
00:56:01,445 --> 00:56:03,969
says she has
career-ending evidence,

1584
00:56:03,969 --> 00:56:04,926
those are the words she used.

1585
00:56:04,926 --> 00:56:06,188
- Yep, vice versa.

1586
00:56:06,188 --> 00:56:07,015
- We're gonna go talk
to her right now.

1587
00:56:07,015 --> 00:56:07,668
You are gonna get kissed.

1588
00:56:07,668 --> 00:56:08,452
Not by me.

1589
00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:09,540
- Don't touch me.

1590
00:56:09,540 --> 00:56:10,802
[Rick laughs]

1591
00:56:10,802 --> 00:56:12,151
- Hi!
- How are you?

1592
00:56:12,151 --> 00:56:13,413
- Can I help you?

1593
00:56:13,413 --> 00:56:15,720
- Yes, we are looking
for Carol Weiston.

1594
00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:17,548
- Wishspoon, wishpoon.

1595
00:56:17,548 --> 00:56:18,592
- No, Ouistablufin.

1596
00:56:18,592 --> 00:56:20,072
- Yes. That's the one.

1597
00:56:20,072 --> 00:56:21,073
Hey, Carol's my wife.

1598
00:56:21,073 --> 00:56:22,944
- I wanna get to why we're here.

1599
00:56:22,944 --> 00:56:26,034
Now, Carol, you were classmates

1600
00:56:26,034 --> 00:56:28,297
with Antonio at
UCLA, is that right?

1601
00:56:28,297 --> 00:56:29,168
- Yes.

1602
00:56:29,168 --> 00:56:31,213
We were in the same dorm.

1603
00:56:32,127 --> 00:56:33,825
- And what was your, uh,

1604
00:56:33,825 --> 00:56:35,392
what was your
impression of Antonio?

1605
00:56:36,567 --> 00:56:38,307
- Well, he was Mister Popular

1606
00:56:38,307 --> 00:56:40,440
and everybody loved him.

1607
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:41,920
- Mm-hmm.
- Yep.

1608
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:45,619
- But, to me, he was
just, I don't know,

1609
00:56:45,619 --> 00:56:49,841
he was like an
attention seeking phony.

1610
00:56:49,841 --> 00:56:50,755
- I hate that type.
- Hate it.

1611
00:56:50,755 --> 00:56:52,757
- Hate 'em all.
- The worst.

1612
00:56:52,757 --> 00:56:54,062
- I didn't really mind it,

1613
00:56:54,062 --> 00:56:58,415
but well, see, we
had this professor,

1614
00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:01,200
Professor Allen Silverstein,

1615
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:02,984
but this one night a bunch

1616
00:57:02,984 --> 00:57:06,597
of the students were
drinking in the dorms

1617
00:57:06,597 --> 00:57:09,774
and Antonio just went
off on Mr. Silverstein,

1618
00:57:09,774 --> 00:57:11,776
just called him all
sorts of names, you know,

1619
00:57:11,776 --> 00:57:13,125
'cause he's Jewish.

1620
00:57:13,125 --> 00:57:16,520
And I said,
"Antonio, stop that."

1621
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:20,175
He just kept saying such
hurtful, mean racist things.

1622
00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:23,352
Jews are a race, right?

1623
00:57:23,352 --> 00:57:24,484
- Yes.

1624
00:57:24,484 --> 00:57:25,703
- Technically a
religion, but yes, yes.

1625
00:57:25,703 --> 00:57:27,008
It's all good.

1626
00:57:27,008 --> 00:57:29,271
- It's just not right, you know.

1627
00:57:29,271 --> 00:57:30,969
- No, it's not.

1628
00:57:30,969 --> 00:57:32,666
It's not, it's okay.
- It's wrong is what it is.

1629
00:57:32,666 --> 00:57:34,233
- You didn't do anything wrong.

1630
00:57:34,233 --> 00:57:37,149
Here, this is clean.

1631
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:41,980
- I'm sorry to get
emotional, it's just-

1632
00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,242
- No, no, don't you apologize.

1633
00:57:43,242 --> 00:57:46,332
- Fucked up is what it is.

1634
00:57:46,332 --> 00:57:48,552
- This has been in my
pocket, but it's clean.

1635
00:57:48,552 --> 00:57:52,164
[Carol blows nose]

1636
00:57:52,164 --> 00:57:53,600
[Carol cries]

1637
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:54,427
- Take your time.

1638
00:57:54,427 --> 00:57:55,254
- Hey, hey, hey.

1639
00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:58,692
You are a hero-
- But-

1640
00:57:58,692 --> 00:58:00,651
- There's one more
thing I need you to do.

1641
00:58:00,651 --> 00:58:02,261
Carol, if there's a way

1642
00:58:02,261 --> 00:58:05,438
for you to say exactly
what you said to us,

1643
00:58:05,438 --> 00:58:08,310
just right now at our
press conference tomorrow,

1644
00:58:12,445 --> 00:58:13,272
forget about it.

1645
00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,405
- I bet people are gonna
say really mean things

1646
00:58:16,405 --> 00:58:18,973
about me in the press and
on Facebook and stuff.

1647
00:58:18,973 --> 00:58:20,409
- Can I be real with you?

1648
00:58:20,409 --> 00:58:21,541
Can I get real
with you right now?

1649
00:58:21,541 --> 00:58:23,151
They will.

1650
00:58:23,151 --> 00:58:25,806
All I can promise you is
that we will stand next

1651
00:58:25,806 --> 00:58:30,594
to you and behind you
and also in front of you

1652
00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:32,291
with everything we got.

1653
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,860
- Okay, I'll do it.

1654
00:58:37,296 --> 00:58:39,820
- My hands are a little
sweaty, I apologize.

1655
00:58:39,820 --> 00:58:42,475
- All right, is
everything okay in here.

1656
00:58:42,475 --> 00:58:45,870
- [Rick] It was until
about three seconds ago.

1657
00:58:45,870 --> 00:58:46,871
- She saw your face.

1658
00:58:46,871 --> 00:58:47,915
- [Rick] She got upset.

1659
00:58:47,915 --> 00:58:49,221
- No, no, it wasn't that.

1660
00:58:49,221 --> 00:58:51,789
Here, Carol, do you
need a glass of wine.

1661
00:58:51,789 --> 00:58:52,920
- Goldmine, goldmine.

1662
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:53,921
- This is happening.

1663
00:58:53,921 --> 00:58:55,619
- He's fucked.
- Bye-bye.

1664
00:58:55,619 --> 00:58:56,924
- He's fucked.

1665
00:58:56,924 --> 00:58:58,230
You can't say anything
about the Jewish people.

1666
00:58:58,230 --> 00:58:59,579
- No.
- That is a no go.

1667
00:58:59,579 --> 00:59:00,711
- Nor should you.

1668
00:59:00,711 --> 00:59:02,016
I got cat dander on me.
- Yeah, you do.

1669
00:59:02,016 --> 00:59:02,930
- Worth it.

1670
00:59:04,628 --> 00:59:05,890
Oh, what is?

1671
00:59:08,066 --> 00:59:10,851
Hey, I'm sorry, Marco, what
is, are you moving out?

1672
00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:12,984
- This is all your shit.

1673
00:59:12,984 --> 00:59:16,378
I'm doing sharing
this space with you.

1674
00:59:16,378 --> 00:59:17,510
- What the fuck?

1675
00:59:17,510 --> 00:59:18,598
Your assistant's
kicking you out.

1676
00:59:18,598 --> 00:59:19,512
- No, no, no.

1677
00:59:19,512 --> 00:59:20,774
- Assistant.

1678
00:59:20,774 --> 00:59:21,949
- Hey, I wanna talk
to you over there.

1679
00:59:21,949 --> 00:59:22,733
Come with me.

1680
00:59:22,733 --> 00:59:23,777
- Oh, my God, no.

1681
00:59:23,777 --> 00:59:25,170
- I'm not chasing you.

1682
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:28,782
Hey.

1683
00:59:28,782 --> 00:59:30,088
- Just gonna work
it out really quick.

1684
00:59:30,088 --> 00:59:31,002
- [Rick] You can't
do this, Marco.

1685
00:59:31,002 --> 00:59:32,438
- [Marco] I am sick of this.

1686
00:59:32,438 --> 00:59:34,614
I'm sick of the cameras,
I'm sick of that boy.

1687
00:59:34,614 --> 00:59:35,876
I'm sick of all of that.

1688
00:59:35,876 --> 00:59:37,225
- [Rick] No, no,
no, I don't care.

1689
00:59:37,225 --> 00:59:39,097
You literally cannot do
this, this is my condo.

1690
00:59:39,097 --> 00:59:42,753
- [Marco] You cannot
sleep here tonight.

1691
00:59:42,753 --> 00:59:46,757
- Oh, here we are, hotel style

1692
00:59:46,757 --> 00:59:48,672
where the presser's
is gonna be tomorrow,

1693
00:59:48,672 --> 00:59:50,325
just a few floors downstairs,

1694
00:59:50,325 --> 00:59:52,589
but we're here, we're
maxin' and relaxin'.

1695
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:55,200
- Two kings just
resting before battle.

1696
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:58,595
- Thank God I did not cancel
that press conference.

1697
00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:00,684
They wanted me to
cancel it and I said no

1698
01:00:00,684 --> 01:00:02,337
and this is why.

1699
01:00:02,337 --> 01:00:05,514
You and I, my friend, are
gonna be in high demand.

1700
01:00:05,514 --> 01:00:07,386
They're gonna want
us on all the shows.

1701
01:00:07,386 --> 01:00:08,300
- Oh, yeah.

1702
01:00:08,300 --> 01:00:09,823
- This is time to kind of chill.

1703
01:00:11,651 --> 01:00:14,349
[Rick snores]

1704
01:00:23,010 --> 01:00:24,664
- Should I wake him?

1705
01:00:24,664 --> 01:00:27,014
He sounds like
he's fuckin' dyin'.

1706
01:00:27,014 --> 01:00:28,581
What do we do?

1707
01:00:28,581 --> 01:00:29,756
- [Cameraman] Yeah, I
don't think he's breathing.

1708
01:00:29,756 --> 01:00:31,105
- I should probably wake him.
- Yeah.

1709
01:00:31,105 --> 01:00:33,194
- Yo, yo, yo.

1710
01:00:33,194 --> 01:00:34,979
- Oh, oh, hey, hey, I'm here.

1711
01:00:37,764 --> 01:00:38,460
Did I fall asleep?

1712
01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:42,464
[groans] Sorry about that.

1713
01:00:46,381 --> 01:00:48,557
Oh, it's all about
the press conference.

1714
01:00:48,557 --> 01:00:52,561
Yeah, that's the coupe de gras,

1715
01:00:52,561 --> 01:00:55,564
where it's me in my element.

1716
01:00:55,564 --> 01:00:58,524
I'm up there, I am
controlling the room.

1717
01:00:58,524 --> 01:01:02,789
I am playing them all
like a little fiddle.

1718
01:01:02,789 --> 01:01:04,835
[playful suspenseful music]

1719
01:01:04,835 --> 01:01:07,098
So, here's what
we're looking at.

1720
01:01:07,098 --> 01:01:07,925
Breakfast is on the way.
- Break it down.

1721
01:01:07,925 --> 01:01:11,015
- It's 9:11 right now.

1722
01:01:11,015 --> 01:01:13,670
Carol's gonna be here at 10.

1723
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:15,062
Bring her up here, we'll
prep her for a little bit.

1724
01:01:15,062 --> 01:01:16,237
- [Simon] Yeah.

1725
01:01:16,237 --> 01:01:17,195
- Secure us the late checkout.

1726
01:01:17,195 --> 01:01:18,587
We'll meet in the lobby at 1:45.

1727
01:01:18,587 --> 01:01:20,198
Presser starts at 2 o'clock.

1728
01:01:20,198 --> 01:01:21,852
Loud buzz online.
- Oh, yeah.

1729
01:01:21,852 --> 01:01:22,679
- I don't know if you've
been seeing what's happening.

1730
01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:23,984
- Oh, I saw, I saw.

1731
01:01:23,984 --> 01:01:25,899
They think it's a sex
tape, bunch of perverts.

1732
01:01:25,899 --> 01:01:27,596
- They're gonna be floored

1733
01:01:27,596 --> 01:01:29,990
when they find out
it's about the Jews.

1734
01:01:31,078 --> 01:01:33,559
Oh, God, sounds harsh.

1735
01:01:33,559 --> 01:01:36,867
Jewish, Jewish folks,
our Jewish friends.

1736
01:01:36,867 --> 01:01:39,260
When they find out it's
about our Jewish friends.

1737
01:01:39,260 --> 01:01:40,871
My friend, Juan,
come on in, buddy.

1738
01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:42,524
- You scared me.

1739
01:01:42,524 --> 01:01:44,222
- Come on in, yeah, we're
making a little documentary.

1740
01:01:44,222 --> 01:01:45,702
You weren't here last
night, they weren't here.

1741
01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:50,010
He served us a delicious
hot fudge sundae last night,

1742
01:01:50,010 --> 01:01:52,230
wonderful man right
here, wonderful man.

1743
01:01:52,230 --> 01:01:54,275
- Hope y'all had a nice night.

1744
01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:56,234
- I slept like a log, my friend.

1745
01:01:56,234 --> 01:01:58,497
- Yeah, I slept like
shit next to this log,

1746
01:01:58,497 --> 01:01:59,890
'cause he snores.

1747
01:01:59,890 --> 01:02:01,239
- I forgot my CPAP machine

1748
01:02:01,239 --> 01:02:03,023
and he has not let
me forget about it.

1749
01:02:03,023 --> 01:02:04,808
- Right.
- I almost died, by the way.

1750
01:02:04,808 --> 01:02:06,200
- I slept like, I look terrible,

1751
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,549
I got bags under my eyes.

1752
01:02:07,549 --> 01:02:08,637
- Yeah, well, I couldn't breathe

1753
01:02:08,637 --> 01:02:09,551
for an hour and a half.

1754
01:02:10,901 --> 01:02:13,033
- [Director] So, what
time is it right now?

1755
01:02:13,033 --> 01:02:17,516
- Uh, 10, three-four, so
Carol's a little bit late.

1756
01:02:17,516 --> 01:02:18,735
Not a big deal.

1757
01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:20,040
Traffic, LA, yeah.

1758
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:22,477
- [Simon] Yeah, no
biggie whatsoever.

1759
01:02:22,477 --> 01:02:24,523
- She's in or out as we say.

1760
01:02:24,523 --> 01:02:27,091
- It's the standard,
standard LA time,

1761
01:02:27,091 --> 01:02:28,483
everyone runs late.

1762
01:02:28,483 --> 01:02:30,572
You're not cool if you
ain't late, you know.

1763
01:02:31,660 --> 01:02:33,314
That's what they say, so.

1764
01:02:35,882 --> 01:02:37,492
Maybe we should call her.

1765
01:02:37,492 --> 01:02:40,060
- I'm gonna call her
just because, you know,

1766
01:02:40,060 --> 01:02:43,890
maybe, hi, Carol, Rick
Klingman here with Simon.

1767
01:02:43,890 --> 01:02:48,286
10:35, just wondering,
you know, where you're at.

1768
01:02:48,286 --> 01:02:51,550
Um, we're here and we'll
see you in a few hopefully.

1769
01:02:51,550 --> 01:02:53,291
Thanks, Carol, bye.

1770
01:02:55,728 --> 01:02:56,860
- How did it go?
What did she say?

1771
01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:58,687
- Oh, it was a voicemail.

1772
01:02:58,687 --> 01:03:00,994
Carol, it's Rick. It's 11:33.

1773
01:03:00,994 --> 01:03:03,910
What Antonio said was despicable

1774
01:03:03,910 --> 01:03:06,870
and you have an obligation
to tell people what happened

1775
01:03:06,870 --> 01:03:07,871
and we're here to help you.

1776
01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:09,437
And I promise you-

1777
01:03:09,437 --> 01:03:10,351
- [Voicemail] If
you are satisfied

1778
01:03:10,351 --> 01:03:12,310
with your message, press one.

1779
01:03:12,310 --> 01:03:13,702
- Son of a gun.
- What'd she say?

1780
01:03:13,702 --> 01:03:15,095
- It was a voicemail.

1781
01:03:15,095 --> 01:03:18,490
Okay, um, I'm
officially worried.

1782
01:03:20,144 --> 01:03:22,102
- Should we, do we need to
go get her or something, huh?

1783
01:03:22,102 --> 01:03:23,625
- Well, no, she's
90 minutes away,

1784
01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:25,323
we won't make it back in time.

1785
01:03:25,323 --> 01:03:27,499
- We need to put some new
kind of plan into action.

1786
01:03:27,499 --> 01:03:28,500
- Yeah.

1787
01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:29,762
I think the move here-
- Yeah.

1788
01:03:30,981 --> 01:03:32,721
- Is wait.

1789
01:03:32,721 --> 01:03:35,333
[shower runs]

1790
01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:36,377
He worked out again.

1791
01:03:39,903 --> 01:03:41,339
- [Director] The press
conference is in 30 minutes.

1792
01:03:41,339 --> 01:03:43,167
What's going through
your mind right now?

1793
01:03:44,603 --> 01:03:45,691
- What's going through
my mind right now is

1794
01:03:45,691 --> 01:03:47,693
that Carol is
nowhere to be seen,

1795
01:03:47,693 --> 01:03:50,043
which means I think she
bailed on this whole thing

1796
01:03:50,043 --> 01:03:52,916
and I can't believe that,

1797
01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:56,180
so I'm trying to come up
with an alternative plan.

1798
01:03:56,180 --> 01:03:57,007
Right, now here's the deal.

1799
01:03:57,007 --> 01:03:58,399
I want her to sit here.

1800
01:03:58,399 --> 01:03:59,792
Look at me, I want you-
[Jessica knocks]

1801
01:03:59,792 --> 01:04:01,272
Coming.

1802
01:04:01,272 --> 01:04:03,143
I want you to sit,
like stand right here.

1803
01:04:03,143 --> 01:04:04,231
- Stand over, okay.

1804
01:04:04,231 --> 01:04:05,232
- Here we go, all right?
- Like a lamp.

1805
01:04:05,232 --> 01:04:06,668
- I got this.

1806
01:04:08,409 --> 01:04:09,933
- Hey, Rick.
- How are you?

1807
01:04:09,933 --> 01:04:11,456
- Doing well.
- Good to see you.

1808
01:04:11,456 --> 01:04:12,457
- You remember our little crew?

1809
01:04:12,457 --> 01:04:14,111
- Yep, hi, guys.

1810
01:04:14,111 --> 01:04:15,634
- From New York.

1811
01:04:15,634 --> 01:04:17,244
If you wanna grab a seat
right there, you know-

1812
01:04:17,244 --> 01:04:18,245
- Oh, yes, thank you.

1813
01:04:18,245 --> 01:04:19,333
- Simon, of course.

1814
01:04:19,333 --> 01:04:20,552
- Ooh, Jessica, yes, hey.

1815
01:04:20,552 --> 01:04:21,683
- Hey, Simon.

1816
01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:25,035
- Thank you for coming
here and joining us.

1817
01:04:26,819 --> 01:04:28,386
- Can you not stand there?
- Yeah, I don't need to.

1818
01:04:28,386 --> 01:04:29,691
- It's insane.

1819
01:04:29,691 --> 01:04:30,344
- Yeah, yeah. You can
just go over there.

1820
01:04:30,344 --> 01:04:31,215
- Sit over here.

1821
01:04:31,215 --> 01:04:32,085
- Yeah, he doesn't need to.

1822
01:04:33,695 --> 01:04:34,914
Oh, can I get you
something from the minibar?

1823
01:04:34,914 --> 01:04:36,176
You want a little-

1824
01:04:36,176 --> 01:04:36,960
- [Jessica] Oh,
I'm good, thanks.

1825
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:37,961
- You sure?

1826
01:04:37,961 --> 01:04:38,962
[ice bin clanks]

1827
01:04:38,962 --> 01:04:39,788
You okay?
- Yeah.

1828
01:04:39,788 --> 01:04:40,615
- Okay.

1829
01:04:41,790 --> 01:04:42,574
All right.

1830
01:04:42,574 --> 01:04:43,923
- So?
- So-

1831
01:04:43,923 --> 01:04:45,185
- What's going on?

1832
01:04:45,185 --> 01:04:47,013
- What's going on?

1833
01:04:47,013 --> 01:04:49,798
We're like what's not going on.

1834
01:04:49,798 --> 01:04:50,712
Here's what's going on.

1835
01:04:52,236 --> 01:04:53,890
We wanna give you the exclusive.

1836
01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:55,979
We talked about it and we think

1837
01:04:55,979 --> 01:05:00,809
that you are kind of
the only person we trust

1838
01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:03,160
to tell you this story
to put it out there

1839
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,074
to the world.

1840
01:05:05,205 --> 01:05:06,511
- Get posting, get typing.

1841
01:05:06,511 --> 01:05:08,948
- Are you serious?
- You're welcome.

1842
01:05:08,948 --> 01:05:11,995
- The press conference
is in 10 minutes.

1843
01:05:11,995 --> 01:05:13,953
How is that an exclusive?

1844
01:05:13,953 --> 01:05:15,737
- I mean, because you would have

1845
01:05:15,737 --> 01:05:19,219
the story 10 minutes
before everyone else.

1846
01:05:19,219 --> 01:05:21,047
- Well, I don't
think my colleagues

1847
01:05:21,047 --> 01:05:23,223
that are waiting for
the press conference

1848
01:05:23,223 --> 01:05:26,226
you promised them would
appreciate that very much.

1849
01:05:26,226 --> 01:05:28,359
- This is earth shattering stuff

1850
01:05:28,359 --> 01:05:30,535
and we're giving it
all to you, all to you.

1851
01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:33,016
No one else.

1852
01:05:34,104 --> 01:05:35,670
What do you say?

1853
01:05:35,670 --> 01:05:37,934
- I have always been up
front with you, Rick,

1854
01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:38,847
and you, Simon.

1855
01:05:40,762 --> 01:05:45,158
I think that you
guys are con artists,

1856
01:05:45,158 --> 01:05:48,553
but I write about you because
I find it entertaining

1857
01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:52,557
and frankly I have the duty
to expose your bullshit,

1858
01:05:53,645 --> 01:05:55,777
but if you're gonna
call a presser

1859
01:05:55,777 --> 01:05:57,692
and have a bunch of
reporters come all

1860
01:05:57,692 --> 01:06:00,652
the way over here and
then not talk to them,

1861
01:06:02,262 --> 01:06:04,612
then I'm done with you for real.

1862
01:06:06,266 --> 01:06:07,528
And so is everyone else.

1863
01:06:09,313 --> 01:06:11,663
[Rick sighs]

1864
01:06:15,841 --> 01:06:20,019
Rick, Rick, you don't
have to keep doing

1865
01:06:20,019 --> 01:06:21,978
this stuff, you know.

1866
01:06:23,370 --> 01:06:25,285
There are other ways
to make a living.

1867
01:06:29,768 --> 01:06:31,813
It's not about the money, okay,

1868
01:06:31,813 --> 01:06:33,772
it's not why I do what I do.

1869
01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:38,211
I want people to know the truth

1870
01:06:38,211 --> 01:06:42,346
and I just, I feel good
when I'm standing up there

1871
01:06:42,346 --> 01:06:44,130
and I'm telling them this.

1872
01:06:44,130 --> 01:06:47,220
It makes me feel good,
it gives me purpose.

1873
01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:50,615
And I just, it gets
harder and harder to do

1874
01:06:50,615 --> 01:06:54,053
with people just,
they go after you

1875
01:06:54,053 --> 01:06:55,533
and they just make fun of you

1876
01:06:55,533 --> 01:06:59,276
and I'm tired of it and
I don't know, I just,

1877
01:06:59,276 --> 01:07:00,929
maybe you're right,

1878
01:07:00,929 --> 01:07:02,061
you know-
- Yeah.

1879
01:07:02,061 --> 01:07:02,801
- Maybe I need to not-
[phone dings]

1880
01:07:02,801 --> 01:07:03,932
- [Simon] Holy shit.

1881
01:07:03,932 --> 01:07:05,151
- [Jessica] Go towards the real-

1882
01:07:05,151 --> 01:07:06,544
- Carol's here,
she's downstairs.

1883
01:07:06,544 --> 01:07:08,372
- Shut, shut up, shut up.
- Go time.

1884
01:07:08,372 --> 01:07:09,721
- Whoo!
- Go time.

1885
01:07:10,939 --> 01:07:12,593
- Fuckin' blew it, Jessica.

1886
01:07:12,593 --> 01:07:13,420
- Move, move.

1887
01:07:14,204 --> 01:07:15,553
- This way?
- Yep.

1888
01:07:15,553 --> 01:07:16,858
- Left or right, left or right?

1889
01:07:16,858 --> 01:07:17,729
- Left.
- Yep.

1890
01:07:19,774 --> 01:07:21,167
- Right, right,
right, right, right.

1891
01:07:21,167 --> 01:07:22,603
No, no, step only, step
only, come on, come on.

1892
01:07:22,603 --> 01:07:25,084
Here we go and no, no, no, no.

1893
01:07:25,084 --> 01:07:26,607
- What, what?

1894
01:07:26,607 --> 01:07:28,522
- It's the pool, it's
the pool, the pool.

1895
01:07:28,522 --> 01:07:30,437
- Jesus Christ.

1896
01:07:30,437 --> 01:07:32,048
[Simon grunts]

1897
01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,092
- Thank you for coming.

1898
01:07:33,092 --> 01:07:35,094
You are four hours late.
- I know.

1899
01:07:35,094 --> 01:07:37,053
- Man.
- I'm sorry.

1900
01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:38,402
- We thought you had
some kind of change

1901
01:07:38,402 --> 01:07:39,968
of heart or something and-

1902
01:07:39,968 --> 01:07:42,841
- No, I, I wanna tell the truth.

1903
01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:45,757
- Angels.

1904
01:07:45,757 --> 01:07:47,063
- You're an angel.

1905
01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:47,889
- All right.

1906
01:07:48,934 --> 01:07:49,978
- Okay.

1907
01:07:49,978 --> 01:07:51,371
- You been drinking?

1908
01:07:51,371 --> 01:07:53,982
- No, just a glass of
wine to calm my nerves.

1909
01:07:53,982 --> 01:07:54,896
- Okay, that's fine,
that's good, no, it's fine

1910
01:07:54,896 --> 01:07:56,159
to have a glass.

1911
01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:57,421
They say one glass
a day's healthy.

1912
01:07:57,421 --> 01:07:59,075
All right, you start
live streaming.

1913
01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:00,380
- We're live, baby.

1914
01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:02,295
- Everyone settle,
we're going live.

1915
01:08:03,644 --> 01:08:05,168
You go first, you come with me,

1916
01:08:05,168 --> 01:08:07,039
you're the caboose.

1917
01:08:07,039 --> 01:08:07,822
There we go.

1918
01:08:09,128 --> 01:08:11,783
Hello, everyone, right in here.

1919
01:08:13,828 --> 01:08:14,829
You guys can go ahead, Carol,

1920
01:08:14,829 --> 01:08:16,092
we got seats for you

1921
01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:17,528
and you can take
the one that's kind

1922
01:08:17,528 --> 01:08:19,617
of further towards the window.

1923
01:08:19,617 --> 01:08:21,184
What is, when did
you put up this?

1924
01:08:21,184 --> 01:08:22,359
- It's nice, right?

1925
01:08:22,359 --> 01:08:23,664
I put it up this morning.

1926
01:08:23,664 --> 01:08:24,665
- Yeah, I think it's great.

1927
01:08:24,665 --> 01:08:26,189
I think we should take it down.

1928
01:08:26,189 --> 01:08:28,321
- No can do, no can do,
it's free publicity.

1929
01:08:28,321 --> 01:08:30,018
- No, but I want you
to hear me right now.

1930
01:08:30,018 --> 01:08:31,455
This is the most important
moment of my life.

1931
01:08:31,455 --> 01:08:32,804
- Our life.
- Our life.

1932
01:08:32,804 --> 01:08:36,242
- And I want this
taken down right now.

1933
01:08:36,242 --> 01:08:37,417
- Changes.

1934
01:08:42,466 --> 01:08:43,641
Don't tear it, don't tear it.

1935
01:08:43,641 --> 01:08:44,468
- Yep, yep, yep.

1936
01:08:48,820 --> 01:08:49,951
- [Simon] I'm just gonna let-

1937
01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:55,043
- You can fold
that up over there.

1938
01:08:58,046 --> 01:09:00,614
[Rick clears throat]

1939
01:09:00,614 --> 01:09:02,312
Good afternoon.

1940
01:09:02,312 --> 01:09:04,227
My name is Rick Klingman.

1941
01:09:04,227 --> 01:09:05,880
This, of course,
is Simon Tarnum.

1942
01:09:07,447 --> 01:09:11,147
We are here today to talk
about Antonio Kelly-Zhang,

1943
01:09:11,147 --> 01:09:13,323
who is running for
Congress right here

1944
01:09:13,323 --> 01:09:15,760
in California's 40th district.

1945
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:17,109
And I, I wanna be clear.

1946
01:09:17,109 --> 01:09:21,896
When Simon and I began
this investigation,

1947
01:09:21,896 --> 01:09:24,160
we, uh, we went into
it with an open mind

1948
01:09:25,683 --> 01:09:28,947
and we were not prepared

1949
01:09:30,253 --> 01:09:31,776
to find out what we did.

1950
01:09:32,864 --> 01:09:34,474
Now, without any further ado,

1951
01:09:34,474 --> 01:09:37,390
I'm gonna introduce
Carol Ouistablufen

1952
01:09:37,390 --> 01:09:39,349
and she has a story
to tell, Carol.

1953
01:09:40,654 --> 01:09:42,700
- Thank you, thank you.

1954
01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:45,311
[cameras click]

1955
01:09:48,140 --> 01:09:49,272
- Hi.

1956
01:09:49,272 --> 01:09:51,317
I'm Carol, um-

1957
01:09:51,317 --> 01:09:53,101
- Speak up, speak up.

1958
01:09:53,101 --> 01:09:53,928
- Sorry.

1959
01:09:55,147 --> 01:09:59,107
From 2005 to 2008,
I was classmates

1960
01:09:59,107 --> 01:10:01,936
with Antonio Kelly-Zhang.

1961
01:10:01,936 --> 01:10:04,983
One night in our dorm,

1962
01:10:04,983 --> 01:10:08,073
there were some
antisemitic references made

1963
01:10:08,073 --> 01:10:11,946
in regard to humanities
professor, Allen Silverstein.

1964
01:10:13,731 --> 01:10:16,777
They were hateful
and deeply insulting

1965
01:10:16,777 --> 01:10:21,565
to Professor Silverstein,
his religion and his culture.

1966
01:10:24,307 --> 01:10:29,137
These antisemitic
comments were made by me.

1967
01:10:32,793 --> 01:10:35,405
[cameras click]

1968
01:10:38,756 --> 01:10:40,540
Yeah, I did them.

1969
01:10:41,976 --> 01:10:46,546
I said the words that
were anti the Jews.

1970
01:10:49,201 --> 01:10:52,596
I think I'm not a happy person.

1971
01:10:52,596 --> 01:10:57,427
I have a, I have a little
bit of a drinking problem.

1972
01:10:57,427 --> 01:11:01,474
I spend 16 hours
a day on Facebook

1973
01:11:01,474 --> 01:11:06,262
and just sit around
all day glugging wine

1974
01:11:07,175 --> 01:11:07,915
and talking shit.

1975
01:11:09,917 --> 01:11:14,357
I think I'm just angry about
how my life turned out.

1976
01:11:14,357 --> 01:11:19,187
I want to apologize to all
of you, especially Antonio.

1977
01:11:23,366 --> 01:11:26,194
That felt good, thanks.

1978
01:11:29,372 --> 01:11:31,809
Where's my phone, I
should check Facebook.

1979
01:11:31,809 --> 01:11:32,766
- [Rick] You guys are
just gonna leave now?

1980
01:11:32,766 --> 01:11:34,072
Yeah, go ahead.
- We are.

1981
01:11:34,072 --> 01:11:36,509
- Thank you guys.
- Thanks for having us.

1982
01:11:36,509 --> 01:11:37,597
- Thank you so much.

1983
01:11:43,081 --> 01:11:44,604
At this point, we would like

1984
01:11:44,604 --> 01:11:48,086
to open it up to any
questions you might have.

1985
01:11:48,086 --> 01:11:51,263
- Yeah, yeah, what was that?

1986
01:11:51,263 --> 01:11:55,789
Because it seems like Mr.
Kelly-Zhang hasn't done

1987
01:11:55,789 --> 01:11:57,530
anything bad at all

1988
01:11:57,530 --> 01:12:00,141
and you all are just, in
fact, desperate for attention.

1989
01:12:00,141 --> 01:12:01,055
- I mean, look, look, you
know what the thing is,

1990
01:12:01,055 --> 01:12:03,231
this is not even the only thing.

1991
01:12:03,231 --> 01:12:05,016
There was, this is,
it's part of a mosaic.

1992
01:12:05,016 --> 01:12:06,409
- One of a hundred
we got for you today.

1993
01:12:06,409 --> 01:12:07,671
- Yeah, this guy-

1994
01:12:07,671 --> 01:12:09,281
- Just scratchin'
the surface, people.

1995
01:12:09,281 --> 01:12:11,327
- Yeah, what are the other ones?

1996
01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:16,114
- We have heard that allegedly
he molested a co-worker.

1997
01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:18,856
- Okay, who's
accusing him of this?

1998
01:12:18,856 --> 01:12:19,857
- His name is Fred Zurtz.

1999
01:12:19,857 --> 01:12:21,685
- Don't say his last name.

2000
01:12:21,685 --> 01:12:25,384
- He said that he, he got
his penis snapped back.

2001
01:12:25,384 --> 01:12:26,907
- What does that mean?

2002
01:12:26,907 --> 01:12:28,431
- By Antonio, he said exactly-

2003
01:12:28,431 --> 01:12:29,649
- Here's, here's-
- Let me clarify.

2004
01:12:29,649 --> 01:12:30,868
- Why was he naked at work?

2005
01:12:30,868 --> 01:12:32,043
- He wasn't naked.
- He wasn't.

2006
01:12:32,043 --> 01:12:32,957
- He wasn't.
- He was not naked.

2007
01:12:32,957 --> 01:12:34,393
- We asked the same thing.

2008
01:12:34,393 --> 01:12:35,916
- He was wearing sweatpants.
- Good question.

2009
01:12:35,916 --> 01:12:37,091
- He worked at Lavashe
Restaurant in Beverly Hills.

2010
01:12:37,091 --> 01:12:38,005
- So he had to go
under the waistband.

2011
01:12:38,005 --> 01:12:38,876
- He was wearing sweats at work

2012
01:12:38,876 --> 01:12:40,486
and he alleges that Antonio-

2013
01:12:40,486 --> 01:12:42,401
- Pulled the, pulled the
dick and snapped it back.

2014
01:12:42,401 --> 01:12:43,924
- There's no way that happened.

2015
01:12:43,924 --> 01:12:45,491
- He pulled the dick and
snapped it back, that's what-

2016
01:12:45,491 --> 01:12:46,797
- Is this the same Fred Zurtz,

2017
01:12:46,797 --> 01:12:49,452
who was picked up
for masturbating

2018
01:12:49,452 --> 01:12:50,670
in Hollywood on Tuesday?

2019
01:12:50,670 --> 01:12:51,889
[reporters laugh]

2020
01:12:51,889 --> 01:12:53,412
- It is a, it is
a, it was actually-

2021
01:12:53,412 --> 01:12:54,935
- I do not believe so, no.

2022
01:12:54,935 --> 01:12:56,546
- That is a different-
- What a waste of our time.

2023
01:12:56,546 --> 01:12:58,330
- It's not a waste of your time.

2024
01:12:58,330 --> 01:13:00,419
- That's number two, we've got
plenty, just wait, buckle up.

2025
01:13:00,419 --> 01:13:03,117
- There was a sex tape.

2026
01:13:03,117 --> 01:13:04,162
- Oh, my gosh.

2027
01:13:04,162 --> 01:13:05,163
- We don't have-

2028
01:13:05,163 --> 01:13:06,382
- Show it to us.

2029
01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:07,470
- We do not have-

2030
01:13:07,470 --> 01:13:08,427
- You wanna see it?
- We, we-

2031
01:13:08,427 --> 01:13:09,341
- Who else wants to see it?

2032
01:13:09,341 --> 01:13:10,951
- We don't have a sex tape.

2033
01:13:10,951 --> 01:13:13,519
- So, now you're accusing
someone of making a sex tape

2034
01:13:13,519 --> 01:13:14,651
and saying you have
it in your possession.

2035
01:13:14,651 --> 01:13:16,130
- No.
- Show it to us.

2036
01:13:16,130 --> 01:13:17,436
- Okay.

2037
01:13:17,436 --> 01:13:18,698
- Whoa, that's a
little loud, okay.

2038
01:13:18,698 --> 01:13:19,612
- He's gonna play it,
he's gonna play it.

2039
01:13:19,612 --> 01:13:20,961
- [Reporter] That's insane.

2040
01:13:20,961 --> 01:13:21,962
- Dude, that's not
even a deep fake,

2041
01:13:21,962 --> 01:13:22,746
it's just a fake.

2042
01:13:22,746 --> 01:13:24,225
- It's a deep real.

2043
01:13:24,225 --> 01:13:25,313
- You guys are clowns.
- We're clowns.

2044
01:13:25,313 --> 01:13:26,837
- You're a clown,
you're a clown.

2045
01:13:26,837 --> 01:13:27,838
- You're a fucking clown.
- You're a clown, don't swear.

2046
01:13:27,838 --> 01:13:28,621
- You're a fucking clown.

2047
01:13:28,621 --> 01:13:30,231
- You're a clown.

2048
01:13:30,231 --> 01:13:31,145
- Those glasses, you look
like a fuckin' clown.

2049
01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:32,059
What's everybody laughing at.

2050
01:13:32,059 --> 01:13:33,234
No, you're all fuckin' clowns.

2051
01:13:33,234 --> 01:13:34,453
Because we're doing
your job up here.

2052
01:13:34,453 --> 01:13:35,715
You think this is fun for us?

2053
01:13:35,715 --> 01:13:37,238
You think we like
doing this? No.

2054
01:13:37,238 --> 01:13:38,849
- What you're doing is wrong.

2055
01:13:38,849 --> 01:13:39,806
- But you know what what
you do is wrong, Jessica.

2056
01:13:39,806 --> 01:13:41,025
Every time I fucking see you-

2057
01:13:41,025 --> 01:13:42,026
- Get out of my face.

2058
01:13:42,026 --> 01:13:44,550
- Jesus, come on, Jess.
- Oh!

2059
01:13:44,550 --> 01:13:45,595
- Are you okay?

2060
01:13:45,595 --> 01:13:47,118
Are you okay?

2061
01:13:47,118 --> 01:13:48,119
Are you okay?

2062
01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:49,337
[Simon grunts]

2063
01:13:49,337 --> 01:13:50,817
- Yes, I'm okay.
- It doesn't matter.

2064
01:13:50,817 --> 01:13:52,036
- You.
- Come on, guys.

2065
01:13:52,036 --> 01:13:53,733
- Didn't even hurt.

2066
01:13:55,169 --> 01:13:56,606
And I have to go to the
bathroom, and that's,

2067
01:13:56,606 --> 01:13:57,737
and it didn't hurt.

2068
01:13:57,737 --> 01:13:59,870
- Simon, Simon, wait.

2069
01:13:59,870 --> 01:14:01,959
This press conference
is over, Simon.

2070
01:14:01,959 --> 01:14:04,483
Simon, Simon, wait.
- No!

2071
01:14:04,483 --> 01:14:05,571
- Simon.

2072
01:14:05,571 --> 01:14:07,747
Simon, We're fine.

2073
01:14:07,747 --> 01:14:08,748
Simon, listen to me.

2074
01:14:08,748 --> 01:14:10,402
- [Simon] You know what,

2075
01:14:10,402 --> 01:14:11,229
we're fuckin' losers.
- No, don't say that.

2076
01:14:11,229 --> 01:14:13,231
- No, no, no, no, oh, God.

2077
01:14:16,582 --> 01:14:19,542
[Rick grunts]

2078
01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:23,981
[playful suspenseful music]

2079
01:14:23,981 --> 01:14:26,636
- [Simon] I'm sorry,
I need my mom.

2080
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:30,422
- Simon.

2081
01:14:30,422 --> 01:14:31,423
Simon.

2082
01:14:31,423 --> 01:14:32,250
Agh!

2083
01:14:34,992 --> 01:14:37,211
Enough of the fuckin' movie.

2084
01:14:39,257 --> 01:14:41,041
[suspenseful music]

2085
01:14:41,041 --> 01:14:44,001
I know you, I know you.

2086
01:14:44,001 --> 01:14:47,395
Yeah, Antonio
Kelly-Zhang won by a lot.

2087
01:14:47,395 --> 01:14:50,050
Did I enjoy watching
him do a little skit

2088
01:14:50,050 --> 01:14:52,052
at the Oscars with
Jeremy Rinner,

2089
01:14:52,052 --> 01:14:54,185
my favorite Avenger, no.

2090
01:14:54,185 --> 01:14:56,230
I've been doing
so much reflection

2091
01:14:56,230 --> 01:14:59,930
and, and working
on myself so much

2092
01:14:59,930 --> 01:15:01,888
and trying to figure out
how I can still deliver

2093
01:15:01,888 --> 01:15:04,891
the truth to people and
luckily I figured out

2094
01:15:04,891 --> 01:15:06,327
the perfect way.

2095
01:15:08,068 --> 01:15:09,461
Podcast, I started
my own podcast.

2096
01:15:12,203 --> 01:15:14,640
- Welcome back to
"Maximum Truth Cast,"

2097
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:16,207
the only podcast
where we discuss

2098
01:15:16,207 --> 01:15:18,905
what's actually going
on in our country.

2099
01:15:18,905 --> 01:15:21,821
We are streaming audio,
we are streaming video

2100
01:15:21,821 --> 01:15:24,694
and I'm going to beg
you to please subscribe

2101
01:15:24,694 --> 01:15:26,565
to my channel.

2102
01:15:26,565 --> 01:15:30,526
Okay, every time I put out
one of these videos, ah, shit.

2103
01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:31,701
- [Director] What happened?

2104
01:15:31,701 --> 01:15:34,617
- Damn power cord
finally gave out on me.

2105
01:15:34,617 --> 01:15:37,576
Does anyone feel like
going to Radio Shack?

2106
01:15:37,576 --> 01:15:40,448
Marco and I are actually not
working together anymore,

2107
01:15:40,448 --> 01:15:43,756
which is, uh, yeah,
sad to be honest.

2108
01:15:43,756 --> 01:15:46,977
He was a really great employee.

2109
01:15:46,977 --> 01:15:49,762
I mean, I still see him nonstop.

2110
01:15:49,762 --> 01:15:52,591
Literally refused to
move out, he squatted.

2111
01:15:52,591 --> 01:15:54,637
And financially we both realized

2112
01:15:54,637 --> 01:15:57,074
it made more sense to
stay roommates, you know.

2113
01:15:57,074 --> 01:15:59,076
And I gotta say,
Andre's a nice guy.

2114
01:16:01,078 --> 01:16:02,558
Have Simon and I been talking?

2115
01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:06,083
We have spoken, we have
texted, we've emailed, DMs,

2116
01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:10,130
but we have not seen each
other since the hotel,

2117
01:16:10,130 --> 01:16:13,220
since, uh, the incident.

2118
01:16:15,092 --> 01:16:17,921
When I, when I got
pushed on the stairs.

2119
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:22,578
We are in Ontario Valley
minimum security prison.

2120
01:16:24,405 --> 01:16:27,321
I've spent a lot of times
in prisons, unfortunately.

2121
01:16:27,321 --> 01:16:29,802
'Cause of clients
and some friends

2122
01:16:29,802 --> 01:16:32,675
and, uh, one family member.

2123
01:16:32,675 --> 01:16:34,285
- So, basically what
happened was these guys

2124
01:16:34,285 --> 01:16:35,547
that I partnered up
with on Shredded,

2125
01:16:35,547 --> 01:16:37,941
put something in
one of the batches,

2126
01:16:37,941 --> 01:16:39,551
some kind of additive,

2127
01:16:39,551 --> 01:16:41,901
I think it was consistent
with methamphetamine,

2128
01:16:41,901 --> 01:16:43,381
I don't really know, but, uh,

2129
01:16:43,381 --> 01:16:44,774
yeah, a bunch of people got sick

2130
01:16:44,774 --> 01:16:46,993
and guess who got charged?

2131
01:16:46,993 --> 01:16:49,605
This guy. Seven months.

2132
01:16:50,997 --> 01:16:52,999
- There he is, my man.
- Hey.

2133
01:16:52,999 --> 01:16:54,914
- Come on, give me a hug.

2134
01:16:54,914 --> 01:16:56,220
- I'm not allowed to go
past the yellow line,

2135
01:16:56,220 --> 01:16:57,525
you gotta come here.

2136
01:16:57,525 --> 01:16:59,092
- Oh, oh, yeah,
okay, no problem.

2137
01:16:59,092 --> 01:17:00,790
Come on.

2138
01:17:00,790 --> 01:17:02,008
- What's going on, Rick.

2139
01:17:02,008 --> 01:17:03,096
- [Guard] No touching.

2140
01:17:03,096 --> 01:17:03,880
- Yeah.
- Sorry.

2141
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,185
- Sorry about that.

2142
01:17:05,185 --> 01:17:06,447
- Sit down.

2143
01:17:06,447 --> 01:17:08,928
- Welcome.
- Huh?

2144
01:17:08,928 --> 01:17:10,669
- You look incredible.
- I know.

2145
01:17:10,669 --> 01:17:12,497
- Maybe I should go to prison.

2146
01:17:12,497 --> 01:17:14,194
- Hey, prison looks
good on some people.

2147
01:17:14,194 --> 01:17:15,587
- It does.

2148
01:17:15,587 --> 01:17:17,110
- You bring what I asked for?

2149
01:17:17,110 --> 01:17:18,155
- I did.

2150
01:17:18,155 --> 01:17:19,460
So, here's the deal.
- Yeah.

2151
01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:20,679
- It's in my left
sock and I think

2152
01:17:20,679 --> 01:17:22,376
you should start
sneezing or something

2153
01:17:22,376 --> 01:17:25,031
and then I can, when that
guard walks past us again

2154
01:17:25,031 --> 01:17:26,293
I'm gonna just do
a little hand off.

2155
01:17:26,293 --> 01:17:27,512
- Oh, there's literally
no need to do that.

2156
01:17:27,512 --> 01:17:29,470
It's a minimum security,
a detention center,

2157
01:17:29,470 --> 01:17:31,124
you can just pass it to me.

2158
01:17:31,124 --> 01:17:32,299
- Oh-

2159
01:17:32,299 --> 01:17:33,039
- You're allowed to
get stuff, right.

2160
01:17:33,039 --> 01:17:34,780
- Here we go.

2161
01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:35,955
This was unnecessary.

2162
01:17:35,955 --> 01:17:37,827
- Yeah, you wear your big socks.

2163
01:17:37,827 --> 01:17:39,698
- Big socks to bring
you chicken breasts

2164
01:17:39,698 --> 01:17:41,395
as requested right there.

2165
01:17:41,395 --> 01:17:43,833
- Those are, uh, those are
raw, those are pretty raw.

2166
01:17:43,833 --> 01:17:44,877
- Yeah.

2167
01:17:44,877 --> 01:17:46,400
- You didn't cook them?

2168
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:47,706
- Did you want me to?

2169
01:17:47,706 --> 01:17:48,968
- Yeah, I can't
cook them in here.

2170
01:17:48,968 --> 01:17:51,841
What do you think I have
like a fuckin' stove?

2171
01:17:51,841 --> 01:17:52,668
- Oh, my God.
- Olive oil.

2172
01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:54,191
- I am so sorry.

2173
01:17:54,191 --> 01:17:56,193
Okay, here's the deal. I'm
gonna put them back in my sock.

2174
01:17:56,193 --> 01:17:57,194
- No, no, no.
- I'll bring them back.

2175
01:17:57,194 --> 01:17:58,804
- Honestly, it's not worth it

2176
01:17:58,804 --> 01:18:00,806
and I'm kind of desperate. I'll,
I can put it in the toilet,

2177
01:18:00,806 --> 01:18:02,286
it might be cold
enough, they might keep.

2178
01:18:02,286 --> 01:18:04,723
Fine, I'll figure
it out, you know.

2179
01:18:04,723 --> 01:18:06,246
I actually wanna talk
to you about something

2180
01:18:06,246 --> 01:18:08,771
that I didn't really
wanna say over the phone,

2181
01:18:08,771 --> 01:18:11,208
but-
- I'm listening.

2182
01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:13,253
- Yeah, yeah, it's just
kind of too important.

2183
01:18:13,253 --> 01:18:15,473
- [Rick] Yeah, go for it.

2184
01:18:15,473 --> 01:18:17,083
- So, I been doing
some thinking.

2185
01:18:18,824 --> 01:18:20,478
I met this guy in
here named Uri.

2186
01:18:20,478 --> 01:18:24,308
Used to be special
forces in Belarus, okay?

2187
01:18:24,308 --> 01:18:26,092
- Oh, Belarus.

2188
01:18:26,092 --> 01:18:28,355
- His brother-in-law,
this guy named Ivan

2189
01:18:28,355 --> 01:18:30,314
runs a bunch of tire
centers in the valley.

2190
01:18:31,271 --> 01:18:32,490
So, we're talking deep pockets.

2191
01:18:32,490 --> 01:18:34,361
- Oh, yeah, he's got tire money.

2192
01:18:34,361 --> 01:18:36,015
- Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking
he makes the perfect bank

2193
01:18:36,015 --> 01:18:36,842
when we set up our new shop.

2194
01:18:36,842 --> 01:18:39,540
- Oh, yeah.

2195
01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:41,064
- You know what I'm saying?

2196
01:18:41,064 --> 01:18:43,631
Dude, the day I get outta here,

2197
01:18:44,850 --> 01:18:46,417
we start our new outfit,

2198
01:18:46,417 --> 01:18:48,245
full scale
intelligence operation.

2199
01:18:48,245 --> 01:18:50,769
I'm talking like, like
a whole nother level.

2200
01:18:50,769 --> 01:18:52,292
These fucks are never gonna
know what hit 'em, huh?

2201
01:18:52,292 --> 01:18:53,641
- [Rick] Yes.

2202
01:18:53,641 --> 01:18:55,643
- We're gonna take
those dudes down.

2203
01:18:55,643 --> 01:18:56,949
Those fucks who
fuckin' embarrassed us.

2204
01:18:56,949 --> 01:18:58,255
- No, no, no, no, hey, listen.

2205
01:18:58,255 --> 01:19:00,561
This sounds amazing.
- Revenge mission.

2206
01:19:00,561 --> 01:19:02,738
- You're doing a lot
of planning, huh?

2207
01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:03,782
- [Simon] Yeah, dude.

2208
01:19:03,782 --> 01:19:06,829
- Well, I'm, I'm down.
- Yeah?

2209
01:19:06,829 --> 01:19:08,091
- Of course, man.

2210
01:19:08,091 --> 01:19:09,570
We get to get the
team back together,

2211
01:19:09,570 --> 01:19:10,833
get the band back together.

2212
01:19:10,833 --> 01:19:12,138
- Get that band,
yeah, rock and roll.

2213
01:19:12,138 --> 01:19:13,487
- Not the team, the
band back together.

2214
01:19:13,487 --> 01:19:14,793
- All right, well,
listen, I got, uh,

2215
01:19:14,793 --> 01:19:15,925
I got pottery in about
five minutes, but, um-

2216
01:19:15,925 --> 01:19:17,013
- Oh, wow, pottery.

2217
01:19:17,013 --> 01:19:18,275
Sounds good.

2218
01:19:18,275 --> 01:19:19,406
- It was good to
see you, though.

2219
01:19:19,406 --> 01:19:22,583
Come on, come on,
give me a goodbye.

2220
01:19:24,977 --> 01:19:26,457
- Whoo!
- Why not.

2221
01:19:26,457 --> 01:19:27,675
- [Guard] No touching.

2222
01:19:27,675 --> 01:19:28,589
- Sorry.
- All right.

2223
01:19:28,589 --> 01:19:29,765
- That was our first good one.

2224
01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:32,855
- Be good.

2225
01:19:32,855 --> 01:19:33,594
- I miss you, don't
forget your chicken.

2226
01:19:33,594 --> 01:19:34,813
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2227
01:19:34,813 --> 01:19:35,858
- Are you sure you
don't want me to cook it

2228
01:19:35,858 --> 01:19:36,684
and bring it back?

2229
01:19:36,684 --> 01:19:37,468
- No, this is better.

2230
01:19:37,468 --> 01:19:38,251
This'll be better.

2231
01:19:38,251 --> 01:19:39,862
- Okay.
- Yeah.

2232
01:19:39,862 --> 01:19:41,211
- If one thing, I think raw,
it might be more protein.

2233
01:19:41,211 --> 01:19:42,865
I think cooking it
burns off the protein.

2234
01:19:42,865 --> 01:19:44,301
Let's try it.

2235
01:19:44,301 --> 01:19:45,345
- Cook that chicken.

2236
01:19:48,348 --> 01:19:51,525
[Rick sighs]

2237
01:19:51,525 --> 01:19:53,136
- [Director] How
was it seeing Simon?

2238
01:19:53,963 --> 01:19:54,964
- It was fine.

2239
01:19:56,617 --> 01:19:58,968
I just don't think
Simon's learned anything.

2240
01:19:58,968 --> 01:20:03,102
You know, I [sighs],
I hope he's okay.

2241
01:20:05,148 --> 01:20:06,192
It's a tough world out there

2242
01:20:06,192 --> 01:20:07,411
and he's just a kid.

2243
01:20:09,717 --> 01:20:10,544
I wish him the best.

2244
01:20:12,329 --> 01:20:14,374
- [Director] So, you're not
gonna work with him again?

2245
01:20:14,374 --> 01:20:17,116
- Oh, no, for sure I am, yeah.

2246
01:20:17,116 --> 01:20:18,465
No, I mean, you gotta
stay in the game.

2247
01:20:18,465 --> 01:20:20,032
You know, when you
stay in the game,

2248
01:20:21,338 --> 01:20:22,165
I'm working with great people

2249
01:20:22,165 --> 01:20:24,558
and you just keep talking

2250
01:20:24,558 --> 01:20:26,386
and if you talk long enough,

2251
01:20:27,170 --> 01:20:28,606
your message will get out.

2252
01:20:30,564 --> 01:20:31,522
- [Director] What
is your message?

2253
01:20:33,393 --> 01:20:34,960
- Whatever I'm
paid to say it is.

2254
01:20:36,744 --> 01:20:37,963
And I'll say it with pride.

2255
01:20:38,964 --> 01:20:40,183
[phone dings]

2256
01:20:40,183 --> 01:20:43,839
Oh, uh-oh.

2257
01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:46,580
I got a little pickup.

2258
01:20:46,580 --> 01:20:48,147
- [Director] How you you
been driving for Uber?

2259
01:20:48,147 --> 01:20:50,758
- Uh, three months.

2260
01:20:50,758 --> 01:20:51,629
I love it.

2261
01:20:51,629 --> 01:20:52,891
Love it, great company.

2262
01:20:52,891 --> 01:20:54,588
Only company I
will ever work for.

2263
01:20:57,983 --> 01:20:59,942
Where the hell am I?

2264
01:20:59,942 --> 01:21:04,294
♪ Looking out the window
at a world on fire ♪

2265
01:21:04,294 --> 01:21:09,255
♪ It's plain to see
the end is near ♪

2266
01:21:09,255 --> 01:21:11,083
♪ Seen all the sights

2267
01:21:11,083 --> 01:21:13,607
♪ Tired of the lights

2268
01:21:13,607 --> 01:21:18,482
♪ So you can let
me off right here ♪

2269
01:21:18,482 --> 01:21:20,614
♪ This town's getting crowded

2270
01:21:20,614 --> 01:21:22,790
♪ Truth's been shrouded

2271
01:21:22,790 --> 01:21:27,621
♪ I think it's time to
change up the sound ♪

2272
01:21:27,621 --> 01:21:29,710
♪ Yeah, the wheels
keep turning ♪

2273
01:21:29,710 --> 01:21:32,452
♪ The flames gettin' higher

2274
01:21:32,452 --> 01:21:37,327
♪ Another cycle goes around

2275
01:21:37,327 --> 01:21:41,809
♪ Face in the mirror,
all skin and bones ♪

2276
01:21:41,809 --> 01:21:46,510
♪ Bloodshot eyes and
a heart of stone ♪

2277
01:21:46,510 --> 01:21:50,993
♪ Never again, I'd
rather be alone ♪

2278
01:21:50,993 --> 01:21:54,605
♪ Think I'm gonna
just stay home ♪

2279
01:21:54,605 --> 01:21:58,217
♪ And make art, not friends

2280
01:22:05,224 --> 01:22:09,794
♪ I love saying no
to all the yes men ♪

2281
01:22:09,794 --> 01:22:14,668
♪ Just to see the
look on their face ♪

2282
01:22:14,668 --> 01:22:19,282
♪ I love how everybody
knows what's best ♪

2283
01:22:19,282 --> 01:22:24,069
♪ But nobody knows their place

2284
01:22:25,897 --> 01:22:28,987
♪ Sucker every second,
stack 'em up to the sky ♪

2285
01:22:28,987 --> 01:22:33,644
♪ For every winner there's
a hundred that died ♪

2286
01:22:33,644 --> 01:22:38,562
♪ So you get yours
and stay outta mine ♪

2287
01:22:38,562 --> 01:22:43,132
♪ Here's to the memories,
where do I sign ♪

2288
01:22:43,132 --> 01:22:47,658
♪ Face in the mirror,
all skin and bones ♪

2289
01:22:47,658 --> 01:22:52,532
♪ Bloodshot eyes and
a heart of stone ♪

2290
01:22:52,532 --> 01:22:57,146
♪ Never again, I'd
rather be alone ♪

2291
01:22:57,146 --> 01:23:00,236
♪ Think I'm gonna
just stay home ♪

2292
01:23:12,552 --> 01:23:16,165
[playful suspenseful music]

2293
01:23:46,543 --> 01:23:49,937
[playful suspenseful music]

2294
01:24:16,138 --> 01:24:19,793
[playful suspenseful music]

2295
01:24:45,906 --> 01:24:49,519
[playful suspenseful music]

2296
01:25:15,632 --> 01:25:19,026
[playful suspenseful music]

2297
01:25:46,097 --> 01:25:49,796
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