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[thrilling orchestral music playing]
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[narrator] Four years ago,
Nick and Audrey Spitz
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solved some of the most
high-profile murders of the century.
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- [music continues]
- [gasps]
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[Audrey] Oh my God! Oh my God!
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- Should we pull it out?
- No, it's a foot-long knife.
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- [all screaming]
- I'll put it back in.
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- Don't put it back.
- [all moaning and yelling]
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[narrator]
Like many overnight success stories,
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Nick and Audrey
immediately quit their jobs
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and poured their life savings
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into pursuing a career
as private investigators.
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- [loud crunching]
- [Audrey] Hmm.
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Uh...
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- Yeah.
- Would you excuse me?
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Mm. Yes, not a problem.
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[crunching continues]
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Are you kidding me right now
with those potato chips?
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Are you seriously yelling at me?
I watched you eat two shrimp cocktails.
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Stop distracting me. Okay?
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[narrator] Unfortunately,
it's not going very well.
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Men get to a certain stage in their life.
It's nothing to do with you.
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Not all men.
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- No, but--
- Don't get mad at me for this.
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- [door closes]
- [woman] You've been cheating on me, Ron.
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- Really? After 25 years?
- [sighs]
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[Ron] Baby...
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I've been going out on my own so I could
plan a surprise wedding anniversary.
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- No, that's so sweet!
- That's...
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- [Ron] Come on. I love you.
- I'm so sorry.
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Excuse us, you guys.
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If you don't mind just paying this bill,
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we'll be out of your lovebuggin' hair.
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- A bill? You're billing her?
- Yeah, no.
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We made a deal--
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You were hitting on me!
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- I was undercover.
- Pretend--
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This keeps getting better and better.
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[narrator] With business struggling,
Nick and Audrey
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could only pray for a miracle...
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You better run!
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...that someone close to them
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would be killed.
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[soft high-pitched sounds echoing]
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[low snorting, moaning]
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Oh God!
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Honey, honey, honey. Hey!
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Can't you put on beach waves
or something nice?
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[Nick] The whale noises
help me fall asleep.
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- You took away my Ambien, so...
- [Audrey] You know why?
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Remember the last time you took Ambien?
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You went sleepwalking into the lobby
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wearing my underwear, and then
you started watering the couch.
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I don't remember doing that.
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Look. Doorman took a picture.
It's my screen saver.
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- Uh, that's somebody else.
- [Audrey] Okay.
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Listen, baby, if you can't sleep, um,
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we could try to, uh,
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knock out a chapter together.
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[Nick] I read a few pages.
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That guy doesn't know
what he's talking about.
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[Audrey] Honey, this is the guy
that wrote the test.
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The test you need to take to get licensed.
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[Nick] I was a real cop.
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I don't need some piece of paper
telling me I know what I'm doing.
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I know what I'm doing!
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But we both agreed
that it would help our business
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if we just, you know, took the course.
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Do you really think our business
is struggling because of that?
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I think we would get better clientele
if both of us were licensed.
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Only way to get better clientele
is better marketing.
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Better marketing?
Like your floss business cards?
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- Yes.
- [Audrey] Seriously? God!
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It's called "disruptive marketing."
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It's not disruptive. It's confusing.
We're not dentists. We're--
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[whale noises start up]
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I can talk louder than the sound machine.
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- [volume increasing]
- [Audrey] Honey, come on!
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[Nick] Fine. Forget it.
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Do you not wanna do this anymore?
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I do. I wanna do this. It's just...
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It's all we ever do is talk about work.
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Do you know any couples who also
work together that actually get along?
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Billie Eilish and Finneas.
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They're brother and sister.
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Look, baby, I know this isn't
what we pictured when we got into this--
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[cell phone playing Indian hip-hop music]
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What the hell is that?
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Uh, it's my phone.
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[phone continues ringing and vibrating]
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Yo! Rajah! Namaste. What's up, my brother?
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[Maharajah]
Yo! What are you doing, Nicky Nick?
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Are you mowing your lawn or something?
What do I hear right now?
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Yo, I'm chillin' on a Jet Ski, dog!
[laughs]
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On a Jet Ski and on the phone
at the same time?
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[Maharajah] Yo, Nick.
Broski. My brosephus.
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The Maharajah is getting married!
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Oh, that's incredible!
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Let me tell Audrey. Audrey!
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He's getting married.
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- What?
- [Nick] Oh yeah.
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Vik! Congratulations!
We're so happy for you!
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Thank you! She's a dime piece from Paris.
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You know,
where the Eiffel Tower is and shit.
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I'm getting married this weekend
on my new private island.
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I want you and Nick to come,
all expenses paid.
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I need to see you two ballers
out on the dance floor busting a nut!
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"Busting a move," you mean.
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Nah, dude, I got...
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Oh shit!
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[yells]
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- [line disconnects]
- What's happening?
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Did you hear "all-expenses-paid"?
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- We have to work this weekend.
- I gotta say, I could use a getaway.
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Remember what happened
last time we went on a getaway?
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Yeah, some people died.
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Not s-- A lot of people.
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You think five people dying's a lot?
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All right. Hold on.
Just gonna think for a second.
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- She's caving in.
- Okay, so...
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- She's caving in.
- Just wait.
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No. Go ahead.
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Okay, I do agree.
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I think we could both use
a little bit of a break.
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- A break?
- From all this.
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- Just no work for a minute, you know?
- Not--
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- It's--
- No. For at least a weekend.
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The whole weekend.
We can... Let's not... Let's just...
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Our minds need the no work.
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- I can't talk--
- I got chills! Goosebumps!
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'Cause we're gonna do this, aren't we?
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[dynamic music playing]
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- Wow. How about that. Mm-hmm.
- Such a good decision.
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You like the view, Mr. and Mrs. Shitz?
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Oh. You know what?
Excuse me. I'm so sorry. It's...
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We're Nick and Audrey Spitz. It's, um...
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But, yes, it's a gorgeous view.
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Would you like some music,
Mr. and Mrs. Shitz?
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We're the Spitzes not the Shitzes. Okay?
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Yes, I have some Pitbull
or, uh, Taylor Shitz.
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- Okay. He's sticking with the Shitz.
- Puts "Shitz" at the end of everything.
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Where are you from?
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I'm, uh, from the, uh... European!
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We're guessing Shitzerland?
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[both laughing]
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[laughing]
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♪ Ooh, girl, don't you stop
Tell your mom, girl ♪
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♪ And I won't stop it
Until you're mine, girl ♪
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♪ And you can't stop that
Until you're mine, girl ♪
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♪ And I can't find out what you want ♪
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♪ Tell your mom, girl, and I won't stop it
Until you're mine, girl ♪
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♪ And you can't stop that
Until you're mine, girl, ha ♪
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♪ Ooh, girl, don't you stop... ♪
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[Nick] Let me get off this.
What the heck? Thank you!
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[Audrey] This is unbelievable!
I'm gonna cry!
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- Did we die? Are we in heaven? What the--
- [gasps] This is so nice!
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The flamingos got diapers on
so they don't crap the lawn!
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[Audrey] Wow!
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[Vik shouting] Nick and Audrey!
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- Hey! My man!
- Hey, hey, hey!
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- Maharajah!
- [Vik] The heroes of Lake Como!
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And my sister and my brother
from another mother!
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- [continues exclaiming]
- [Audrey] Oh my God!
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- Hey! Oh my God!
- [all whooping]
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- [Nick] Look at you!
- Oh!
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Nick and Audrey, may I present to you
Mademoiselle Claudette Joubert.
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[in French] Joubert.
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[in English] I'm Audrey.
It is such a pleasure to meet you.
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You are more beautiful
than Vikram described.
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[Audrey] Oh! Oh. Oh.
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- That's funny. Got 'em all.
- Oh!
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Four? I thought it was two.
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And Nick.
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- I've been wanting to meet you.
- All right!
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Congratulations.
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Thank you. I appreciate that.
Yeah. I love it.
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- Okay! All right, stop!
- [Nick] What happened?
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[Audrey] Cut it out!
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[Claudette] Please, come.
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[Audrey] I have to tell you,
Paris is my favorite city in the world.
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- When was the last time you were there?
- Hmm. Oh, I've actually not been there.
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But I just know from the movies
and from the pictures and--
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[Nick] Hey, thanks for the wedding invite.
So happy you could squeeze us in.
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- [Vik] No, for sure, man!
- Unbelievable!
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We had extra seats 'cause my parents died.
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- Ooh! I'm--
- Oh! I'm so sorry.
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[Nick] That's terrible.
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[laughs] No! I'm just kidding!
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Oh, okay. So, they're coming?
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Uh, no, they died,
but they were never gonna come.
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'Cause I hated them.
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- There you go. All right. That's--
- Okay.
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Oh. Colonel, you know the Spitzes.
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- What?
- Colonel!
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My friends!
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- My God!
- Oh my God. What happened to your arm?
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Is it that noticeable?
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Last time we saw you,
you had a lot more of... of your arm.
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Well, if I had to lose one,
that would be the one to lose
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because it's already missing a hand.
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You don't have to share the armrest now
at the movie theater.
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- [all chuckle]
- Yo, yo, yo. But real talk.
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The Colonel stopped a bullet
meant for me in Mumbai.
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- You kidding?
- Somebody tried to shoot you?
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Yeah. Some people don't like
the way my company does business.
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Sadly, the Colonel's injury stops him
from protecting me to the fullest,
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so I had to get me a new head bodyguard.
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Mr. Louis!
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- Check it out, right?
- [Audrey] Hello, Louis!
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And, yo, my man is fully armed.
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[Nick] He's fully armed. That's funny!
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Okay. I hope
you don't find anything in there.
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- I hope not!
- [all laugh]
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I hate to say it.
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If you and the Colonel are ever caught
in a fight, my money's on the Colonel.
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He'd open a can of whoop ass
with his, uh... with his good arm.
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No? You didn't like that one?
I was joking around.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Let's go.
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Follow me.
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[Nick] Coming. Coming.
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[gentle music playing]
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[Nick] Sounds great!
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[Claudette] I'm assuming you've never been
to an Indian wedding before.
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- [laughing] Why would you assume that?
- Oh, so you have?
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Uh, no.
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So tonight is the Sangeet.
It's like a rehearsal dinner.
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And then we have, um, a very dramatic
surprise entrance plan
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that I think you'll find
quite entertaining.
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- [phone rings]
- [Claudette] I need to take this.
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Your villa should have everything
you need. Make yourselves at home.
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- And we--
- Bye! Enjoy!
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- Bye. Thank you.
- No more kisses. Cool.
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[sighs] She was working in a watch shop
off La Place Vendôme when I met her.
236
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Not a penny to her name.
237
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Love at first sight, you know what I mean?
238
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She just fills me with like... [grunts]
239
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- With happiness.
- [Nick] That's nice.
240
00:10:03.666 --> 00:10:05.500
I see that same happiness in you two
241
00:10:05.500 --> 00:10:07.000
when you look at each other.
242
00:10:08.041 --> 00:10:09.875
You guys are happy, right?
243
00:10:09.875 --> 00:10:12.250
- Us? Are you kidding?
- Without her, I would not be happy.
244
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- With her, I'm the happiest.
- Not a day goes by where I just wanna go...
245
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[grunts] I love you so much.
246
00:10:16.666 --> 00:10:19.500
She makes every decision for us,
and I'm fine with that.
247
00:10:19.500 --> 00:10:22.500
- Now get in there and have fun, all right?
- [Nick] Thank you so much.
248
00:10:22.500 --> 00:10:24.541
- [Vik] Enjoy yourself.
- Okay. Oh, so we...
249
00:10:24.541 --> 00:10:26.541
- Okay. Bye, buddy!
- [Vik] Louis, let's go.
250
00:10:26.541 --> 00:10:28.625
["Weekend Friend" by Goth Babe playing]
251
00:10:30.541 --> 00:10:33.875
Oh my God!
252
00:10:37.416 --> 00:10:40.000
I mean, goddamn.
253
00:10:40.000 --> 00:10:41.500
Goddamn!
254
00:10:41.500 --> 00:10:43.583
Look at this! Oh my God!
255
00:10:43.583 --> 00:10:45.791
- [Nick] Look at this! This!
- [Audrey] Wow!
256
00:10:45.791 --> 00:10:49.583
- [Nick] Babe, the TV's gigantic!
- Oh my God.
257
00:10:49.583 --> 00:10:51.458
- [Nick] Look at this thing!
- [beeps]
258
00:10:51.458 --> 00:10:53.291
- [whirring]
- Huh?
259
00:10:56.208 --> 00:10:57.083
What?!
260
00:10:57.625 --> 00:10:58.791
[laughing] Oh!
261
00:10:58.791 --> 00:11:00.541
We got a convertible, baby!
262
00:11:00.541 --> 00:11:03.166
Put this... in your face.
263
00:11:03.166 --> 00:11:04.166
[Nick] Mm-hmm.
264
00:11:05.208 --> 00:11:06.416
Is this unicorn cheese?
265
00:11:06.416 --> 00:11:08.833
- Oh my God. Baby, a gift box.
- Okay.
266
00:11:08.833 --> 00:11:11.875
I'm gonna go with one more
piece of cheese, then I'm done with this.
267
00:11:11.875 --> 00:11:13.958
- [Audrey] What? Are these for us?
- [Nick] Earrings?
268
00:11:13.958 --> 00:11:15.875
- [Audrey] Oh!
- These are good ones, aren't they?
269
00:11:15.875 --> 00:11:17.125
I cannot believe this!
270
00:11:17.125 --> 00:11:19.458
- We get our own iPhones!
- No way!
271
00:11:19.458 --> 00:11:22.000
- What did we give out at our wedding?
- Oh, flip-flops!
272
00:11:22.000 --> 00:11:24.541
Flip-flops,
and we gave out Advil or some shit?
273
00:11:24.541 --> 00:11:26.750
- Vintage Air Jordans?
- [Audrey] This is insane!
274
00:11:26.750 --> 00:11:27.666
[Nick] My size?
275
00:11:27.666 --> 00:11:31.583
Wouldn't be a gift box from the Maharajah
if it didn't have something kinky in it.
276
00:11:31.583 --> 00:11:33.875
- Those are gonna get you in trouble.
- You promise?
277
00:11:33.875 --> 00:11:37.458
- Oh! I like that response. Okay.
- Hey!
278
00:11:37.458 --> 00:11:38.583
- What?
- [Nick] Okay.
279
00:11:39.083 --> 00:11:40.000
[Audrey] Wait.
280
00:11:40.000 --> 00:11:41.875
We just... This has just happened.
281
00:11:41.875 --> 00:11:44.166
- How'd they do that so fast?
- It's incredible.
282
00:11:44.166 --> 00:11:46.708 line:5%
[Audrey] Honey! It says "Nick and Audrey"!
283
00:11:47.458 --> 00:11:51.125
- Oh my God! You gotta come in this bed!
- [Nick] I'm coming, baby!
284
00:11:51.125 --> 00:11:53.875
- [Audrey] Oh!
- [Nick] I'm coming! I'm coming! Hey!
285
00:11:53.875 --> 00:11:55.083
Oh my God!
286
00:11:55.083 --> 00:11:56.375
Ow! Baby!
287
00:11:56.375 --> 00:11:57.500
- Oh!
- Oh!
288
00:11:57.500 --> 00:11:58.958
- Oh gosh.
- All right. What?
289
00:11:59.625 --> 00:12:01.958
I don't know
if I packed appropriately for this event.
290
00:12:01.958 --> 00:12:03.541
- I gotta check.
- I'm coming with!
291
00:12:03.541 --> 00:12:07.041
- [Audrey] I gotta check.
- [Nick] I'm coming with! Let's go!
292
00:12:07.875 --> 00:12:08.708
[gasps]
293
00:12:09.541 --> 00:12:10.375
Oh!
294
00:12:12.250 --> 00:12:14.625
- Oh my God!
- Okay, that's good.
295
00:12:14.625 --> 00:12:16.250
That's your stuff. Yeah.
296
00:12:16.250 --> 00:12:17.291
Do you see this?
297
00:12:17.291 --> 00:12:18.958
- I've never seen anything--
- All right.
298
00:12:30.541 --> 00:12:32.875
- [Audrey] Baby, you look so handsome.
- I...
299
00:12:32.875 --> 00:12:35.083
I can't believe you pulled that off.
300
00:12:35.083 --> 00:12:37.708
- Well, I'm gonna pull that off.
- [Audrey] Let's go.
301
00:12:37.708 --> 00:12:39.750
[Nick] Please tell me
you're gonna keep that.
302
00:12:39.750 --> 00:12:42.083
["Khadke Glassy
(from "Jabariya Jodi")" playing]
303
00:12:42.083 --> 00:12:43.208
Oh my God!
304
00:12:46.666 --> 00:12:48.500
- [Audrey] Hi!
- [Nick] Hey, how are ya?
305
00:12:53.958 --> 00:12:55.125
Audrey!
306
00:12:55.125 --> 00:12:57.000
- [Audrey] Ah, Colonel!
- [Nick] Hey.
307
00:12:57.000 --> 00:12:58.916
- Stunning!
- Thank you!
308
00:12:58.916 --> 00:13:00.875
Oh, how handsome are you, man?
309
00:13:00.875 --> 00:13:02.750
I only have eye for you, Nick.
310
00:13:02.750 --> 00:13:05.500
Oh! You better keep it that way!
All right!
311
00:13:10.291 --> 00:13:13.458
In a most beautiful place
on a most beautiful night,
312
00:13:13.458 --> 00:13:16.625
you have to be
the most beautiful thing of all.
313
00:13:16.625 --> 00:13:17.541
Um...
314
00:13:18.041 --> 00:13:21.750
Whoa. Okay. Definitely kissing
every single finger I have.
315
00:13:21.750 --> 00:13:24.125
I have made love
to more than 10,000 women.
316
00:13:24.125 --> 00:13:26.500
- [Audrey murmurs]
- None as ravishing as you.
317
00:13:26.500 --> 00:13:28.458
Okay. Well, speaking
of staggering numbers,
318
00:13:28.458 --> 00:13:31.041
this is my husband of 16 years.
319
00:13:31.041 --> 00:13:32.500
I've made love to one woman.
320
00:13:32.500 --> 00:13:35.375
- And I did it terribly, by the way.
- [Audrey] All right.
321
00:13:35.375 --> 00:13:39.125
Holy sh-- This is... You're that guy,
Francisco Perez, yeah?
322
00:13:39.125 --> 00:13:40.875
This guy used to be a soccer player.
323
00:13:40.875 --> 00:13:43.791
He headbutted some dude one time
and put him into a coma.
324
00:13:43.791 --> 00:13:47.500
Yeah. I know. I hit him so hard,
he lost his ability to blink.
325
00:13:48.416 --> 00:13:50.583
Anyway, it was so nice to meet you.
So, we're go--
326
00:13:50.583 --> 00:13:52.958
What about you?
How do you know the Maharajah?
327
00:13:52.958 --> 00:13:54.625
Well, after I retired from football,
328
00:13:54.625 --> 00:13:57.208
his father made me
the chairman of the board of directors
329
00:13:57.208 --> 00:13:58.625
of Shiz-Vik, his company.
330
00:13:58.625 --> 00:14:03.291
Also, I helped him land that beautiful
bride of his, the blonde. [chuckles]
331
00:14:03.791 --> 00:14:06.208
Although she has nothing
on this one. My God.
332
00:14:06.208 --> 00:14:07.416
- Okay.
- Okay.
333
00:14:07.416 --> 00:14:09.000
I'll see you in a second.
334
00:14:09.000 --> 00:14:11.916
$10,000, you can have one night with her.
335
00:14:11.916 --> 00:14:13.791
I'm kidding, you sick bastard.
336
00:14:14.291 --> 00:14:16.291
[pop music playing in background]
337
00:14:19.375 --> 00:14:21.083
[woman] That's quite the plate.
338
00:14:21.083 --> 00:14:23.583
Do they not have food where you come from?
339
00:14:24.083 --> 00:14:25.583
Oh, um...
340
00:14:26.208 --> 00:14:30.750
No, you know, I just... I'm so used
to my husband just eating off my plate,
341
00:14:30.750 --> 00:14:32.250
so it's sort of become a habit.
342
00:14:32.250 --> 00:14:34.708
But, no, you're absolutely right.
I don't need this.
343
00:14:34.708 --> 00:14:37.333
No, no, no! Don't put it back.
344
00:14:37.958 --> 00:14:39.958
- I was not gonna do that.
- [woman scoffs]
345
00:14:40.541 --> 00:14:41.583
Americans.
346
00:14:42.083 --> 00:14:44.166
[scoffs] Americans. [chuckles]
347
00:15:00.291 --> 00:15:01.541
Would you care for one?
348
00:15:02.333 --> 00:15:04.458
Oh, I'm so good.
Thank you. Maybe another time.
349
00:15:04.458 --> 00:15:05.541
[woman speaks Hindi]
350
00:15:06.166 --> 00:15:07.375
- [Audrey] So, um...
- Thank you.
351
00:15:07.375 --> 00:15:09.000
Are you on the bride's side?
352
00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:11.291
No, I'm Saira, groom's sister.
353
00:15:11.291 --> 00:15:14.041
I did not know Vik had a sister.
354
00:15:14.041 --> 00:15:15.333
Yeah. [chuckles]
355
00:15:16.166 --> 00:15:17.375
[Audrey groans]
356
00:15:17.375 --> 00:15:19.583
- These are very low tables!
- [chuckles]
357
00:15:20.375 --> 00:15:23.500
Are you reading 'cause you don't like
weddings like this, or...
358
00:15:23.500 --> 00:15:26.833
No, you know,
it's more that I don't like people.
359
00:15:26.833 --> 00:15:28.916
I mean, these people in particular.
360
00:15:28.916 --> 00:15:32.000
I guess as long as Claudette
and your brother have fun,
361
00:15:32.000 --> 00:15:33.250
that's all that matters.
362
00:15:33.250 --> 00:15:36.541
Right. I don't really understand
how anyone gets married.
363
00:15:36.541 --> 00:15:39.791
Spending so much time
with one person. Can you imagine?
364
00:15:39.791 --> 00:15:42.833
- [man coughing and wheezing]
- [Audrey] Hmm...
365
00:15:42.833 --> 00:15:45.125
[coughing]
366
00:15:45.125 --> 00:15:48.875
Well, speaking of my one person,
367
00:15:49.541 --> 00:15:50.583
there he is.
368
00:15:50.583 --> 00:15:53.125
Nick, this is Saira.
369
00:15:53.125 --> 00:15:54.458
This is Vik's sister.
370
00:15:55.041 --> 00:15:56.125
- Would you...
- [Saira] No.
371
00:15:56.125 --> 00:15:57.458
- You good?
- [Audrey] She's good.
372
00:15:57.458 --> 00:15:59.333
- I am Nick. Nice to meet you.
- Saira.
373
00:15:59.333 --> 00:16:00.666
Love your brother, by the way.
374
00:16:00.666 --> 00:16:02.375
- He's hysterical.
- [Saira] Right.
375
00:16:02.375 --> 00:16:03.500
Oh boy.
376
00:16:05.583 --> 00:16:08.416
Okay, if you're trying to seduce me,
it's really not working.
377
00:16:08.416 --> 00:16:09.458
Oh my God.
378
00:16:09.458 --> 00:16:13.333
Hey, Nick. I was just thinking
about your lovely wife.
379
00:16:13.333 --> 00:16:14.583
Oh, you again.
380
00:16:14.583 --> 00:16:16.291
I see you've already met Francisco.
381
00:16:16.291 --> 00:16:19.458
And I guess you're both acquainted
with Vikram's harpy of a sister.
382
00:16:19.458 --> 00:16:21.708
- Did he say "herpe"?
- Harpy.
383
00:16:21.708 --> 00:16:25.541
Countess! How humiliating it must be
for you to see Claudette
384
00:16:25.541 --> 00:16:27.958
actually close a deal with the Maharajah.
385
00:16:27.958 --> 00:16:30.666
Ever wonder what
you might have done wrong, dear?
386
00:16:30.666 --> 00:16:34.750
Ever wonder what it feels like
to be tall enough to ride a rollercoaster?
387
00:16:34.750 --> 00:16:38.083
[woman snickering]
388
00:16:38.083 --> 00:16:39.875
That's Countess Sekou.
389
00:16:39.875 --> 00:16:41.625
She's Vik's ex-fiancée,
390
00:16:41.625 --> 00:16:44.208
and she's
Claudette's old university roommate.
391
00:16:44.208 --> 00:16:47.458
And they're still friends?
She's quite rude, by the way.
392
00:16:47.458 --> 00:16:50.708
Well, on top of all that,
she's also Claudette's maid of honor.
393
00:16:50.708 --> 00:16:51.625
- [Audrey] What?
- Yeah.
394
00:16:51.625 --> 00:16:55.583
[man over PA] Hope you watched the video
because the dancing is about to begin!
395
00:16:55.583 --> 00:16:58.041
- What dancing?
- I'm gonna fake going to the bathroom.
396
00:16:58.041 --> 00:17:00.375
- I don't dance. You dance.
- I didn't get a video. Did you?
397
00:17:00.375 --> 00:17:01.833
They brought one to the room.
398
00:17:01.833 --> 00:17:03.291
- I forgot to tell you.
- Thanks.
399
00:17:03.291 --> 00:17:05.625
[rhythmical drumming]
400
00:17:08.541 --> 00:17:10.291
["King Dee Wedding" begins to play]
401
00:17:11.791 --> 00:17:13.375
[singing in Hindi]
402
00:17:29.583 --> 00:17:34.125
[man over PA] Ladies and gentlemen,
please help me welcome the bride!
403
00:17:34.125 --> 00:17:36.541
[cheering]
404
00:17:52.125 --> 00:17:54.000
[laughing] You get 'em!
405
00:18:00.916 --> 00:18:02.333
[all exclaiming]
406
00:18:02.958 --> 00:18:04.083
[all exclaiming]
407
00:18:06.416 --> 00:18:07.583
Come with us!
408
00:18:22.583 --> 00:18:23.458
All right, come on!
409
00:18:30.333 --> 00:18:31.750
- Come on, baby!
- [screams]
410
00:18:39.166 --> 00:18:41.416
[over PA] And now it's time!
411
00:18:41.416 --> 00:18:44.208
The moment you've all been waiting for.
412
00:18:44.208 --> 00:18:47.791
The groom, Vikram Govindan!
413
00:18:47.791 --> 00:18:48.875
[elephant trumpets]
414
00:18:48.875 --> 00:18:50.375
This is crazy!
415
00:18:50.375 --> 00:18:52.291
[music continues]
416
00:19:05.208 --> 00:19:06.416
[all gasp]
417
00:19:06.416 --> 00:19:07.500
[screaming]
418
00:19:07.500 --> 00:19:09.208
[clamoring]
419
00:19:09.208 --> 00:19:10.166
Brother!
420
00:19:10.166 --> 00:19:12.833
Back! Get everybody back!
Get everybody back!
421
00:19:12.833 --> 00:19:13.833
[guard] Stay back!
422
00:19:13.833 --> 00:19:14.750
Vik!
423
00:19:14.750 --> 00:19:16.666
- [Nick] Okay, all right.
- [Claudette shrieks]
424
00:19:17.666 --> 00:19:18.958
[Claudette] Is he dead?
425
00:19:18.958 --> 00:19:20.458
[onlookers gasping]
426
00:19:20.458 --> 00:19:22.083
It's not him. It's not Vik.
427
00:19:22.083 --> 00:19:23.833
Oh, thank God! It's only Mr. Lou.
428
00:19:25.000 --> 00:19:28.083
- Who did this to you?
- [Claudette] Where is Vik? Hey!
429
00:19:28.083 --> 00:19:30.250
[Audrey] Who? What? Oh my gosh!
430
00:19:30.250 --> 00:19:31.500
Where is Vik?
431
00:19:31.500 --> 00:19:33.875
- Who did this to you?
- Who was it? Do you remember?
432
00:19:33.875 --> 00:19:34.791
It was...
433
00:19:34.791 --> 00:19:37.416
[Nick] Say it. Say it.
Don't die. Don't die!
434
00:19:37.416 --> 00:19:39.541
- [Audrey] Oh my gosh!
- [Claudette] Where is Vik?
435
00:19:39.541 --> 00:19:41.000
[guard 1] Clear! Clear! Come on!
436
00:19:41.000 --> 00:19:44.375
- Come on! Come on! Come on! Go!
- [guard 2] Clear!
437
00:19:44.375 --> 00:19:46.416
- [Nick] This is a distraction.
- [Audrey] From what?
438
00:19:47.083 --> 00:19:47.916
From the escape!
439
00:19:47.916 --> 00:19:50.000
[dramatic music playing]
440
00:20:03.083 --> 00:20:05.000
- [Colonel] Are you serious?
- [shutter clicks]
441
00:20:05.000 --> 00:20:07.083
What do you mean
all communication systems are down?
442
00:20:07.083 --> 00:20:08.875
Get them up and running!
443
00:20:08.875 --> 00:20:12.666
We have a security officer compromised.
We need medical attention immediately.
444
00:20:12.666 --> 00:20:13.708
[sighs] Okay.
445
00:20:14.458 --> 00:20:15.500
[Vik] Help!
446
00:20:15.500 --> 00:20:18.125
Yo, you hatin’ hard on me right now, son!
447
00:20:18.125 --> 00:20:20.166
- Homeboy!
- [Vik] Nick!
448
00:20:23.875 --> 00:20:25.291
[boat engine revs]
449
00:20:25.291 --> 00:20:27.250
[Vik yelling] Nick!
450
00:20:27.250 --> 00:20:29.791
This is some janky-ass shit!
451
00:20:31.250 --> 00:20:33.000
[Colonel] Lock down the island
452
00:20:33.000 --> 00:20:35.666
until the security cameras
are back online.
453
00:20:36.166 --> 00:20:38.250
All guests are to remain in their rooms.
454
00:20:38.250 --> 00:20:41.916
Oh my God. We need to get ahead of this,
or our shares will plummet.
455
00:20:41.916 --> 00:20:43.166
My brother could be dead
456
00:20:43.166 --> 00:20:45.666
and the only thing you're concerned about
are share prices?
457
00:20:45.666 --> 00:20:47.791
Oh! [laughs]
458
00:20:47.791 --> 00:20:51.083
How do you think our investors will react
when news of this gets out,
459
00:20:51.083 --> 00:20:53.708
you little Miss Minority Shareholder?
460
00:20:53.708 --> 00:20:56.708
Giving all her money
to save the whales and heal the planet
461
00:20:56.708 --> 00:20:58.125
and all that nonsense.
462
00:20:58.833 --> 00:21:01.125
Colonel. Where is Vik?
463
00:21:01.958 --> 00:21:03.208
Where is my husband?
464
00:21:03.208 --> 00:21:05.708
[Colonel] We will find him.
We will find him.
465
00:21:05.708 --> 00:21:07.583
[panting]
466
00:21:07.583 --> 00:21:09.416
The Maharajah's been kidnapped.
467
00:21:09.416 --> 00:21:10.833
- What?
- [Countess] Oh my God!
468
00:21:10.833 --> 00:21:12.791
- Where did they take him?
- [Nick] He's alive.
469
00:21:12.791 --> 00:21:16.125
Somebody with a machine gun
threw him on a boat, and they took off.
470
00:21:16.125 --> 00:21:17.541
- How many kidnappers?
- [Nick] One.
471
00:21:17.541 --> 00:21:20.000
Which means his partner
is still here on the island.
472
00:21:20.000 --> 00:21:22.458
Hold on. How do you know there were two?
473
00:21:22.458 --> 00:21:25.583
If the kidnapper had Vik
and was taking him to the boat...
474
00:21:25.583 --> 00:21:28.458
Ah, someone else
was leading the elephant into the tent.
475
00:21:28.458 --> 00:21:31.166
- Thank you.
- There are 400 people on this island.
476
00:21:31.166 --> 00:21:32.416
That's a lot of suspects.
477
00:21:32.416 --> 00:21:34.666
Let us narrow it down for you,
okay, Colonel?
478
00:21:34.666 --> 00:21:38.250
Claudette, how many people knew about
the elephant being part of the ceremony?
479
00:21:38.250 --> 00:21:39.166
Just the board.
480
00:21:39.166 --> 00:21:42.375
Yeah, we had to sign off at the expense
of transporting an elephant.
481
00:21:42.375 --> 00:21:44.375
So that means all of you.
482
00:21:44.375 --> 00:21:45.958
What are you implying?
483
00:21:45.958 --> 00:21:48.916
I think it's very obvious
what I'm implying.
484
00:21:48.916 --> 00:21:51.541
- [Nick] Mm-hmm.
- One of you is an accomplice to a murder.
485
00:21:52.041 --> 00:21:54.500
[mysterious music playing]
486
00:21:54.500 --> 00:21:56.208
- That is ridiculous!
- I'm not on the board!
487
00:21:56.208 --> 00:21:59.000
Is it? You all hated my brother!
488
00:21:59.000 --> 00:22:01.208
What? No, I... I love Vik.
489
00:22:01.208 --> 00:22:03.041
[scoffs] Oh, please!
490
00:22:03.041 --> 00:22:05.541
- You've never forgiven me.
- For what?
491
00:22:05.541 --> 00:22:08.250
- Breaking up your engagement.
- Oh, get over yourself.
492
00:22:08.250 --> 00:22:11.708
It was an arranged marriage
between our families.
493
00:22:11.708 --> 00:22:16.041
We amicably split in order to allow
for your so-called "love marriage."
494
00:22:16.041 --> 00:22:18.791
You didn't want this marriage
to go through so you kidnapped him!
495
00:22:18.791 --> 00:22:20.083
You gold-digging--
496
00:22:20.083 --> 00:22:24.333
- Ladies, stop it!
- Calm down, everybody!
497
00:22:24.333 --> 00:22:27.041
- We do this for a living. It's what we do.
- [Nick] It's our thing.
498
00:22:27.041 --> 00:22:28.875
- And this is not just another case.
- No.
499
00:22:28.875 --> 00:22:31.000
- [Nick] This is personal.
- [Audrey] Yeah, it's Vik.
500
00:22:31.000 --> 00:22:34.208
- [Nick] He means a lot to us.
- [Audrey] So we'll find out who did this.
501
00:22:34.208 --> 00:22:37.458
- [Nick] A hundred percent.
- [Audrey] And find out why they did this.
502
00:22:37.458 --> 00:22:39.041
And we're gonna get Vik back, okay?
503
00:22:39.041 --> 00:22:42.625
We're gonna do this
for the low, low price of $25 million.
504
00:22:42.625 --> 00:22:44.791
[silence]
505
00:22:46.041 --> 00:22:48.458
Twenty-five mil, honey. I swear to God.
506
00:22:48.458 --> 00:22:50.166
[Nick] I would've settled for ten grand.
507
00:22:50.166 --> 00:22:51.666
So insane.
508
00:22:53.250 --> 00:22:54.291
[Nick grunts]
509
00:22:54.291 --> 00:22:56.125
What are you doing?
510
00:22:56.125 --> 00:22:58.458
[Nick] I'm blocking the door
so no one can get in.
511
00:22:58.458 --> 00:23:00.250
[Audrey]
Honey, you're gonna hurt your back.
512
00:23:00.250 --> 00:23:03.166
You know what would hurt my back?
A knife going through it.
513
00:23:03.166 --> 00:23:04.666
The killer knows we're on to him.
514
00:23:04.666 --> 00:23:06.750
We're on the next-to-kill list.
I guarantee it.
515
00:23:06.750 --> 00:23:07.708
What happened to Vik?
516
00:23:07.708 --> 00:23:10.166
A guy that rich
gets kidnapped for the money.
517
00:23:10.166 --> 00:23:11.791
There's no profit in hurting him.
518
00:23:11.791 --> 00:23:15.083
Oh God. We're not gonna be invited
anywhere ever again. Ever again.
519
00:23:15.083 --> 00:23:17.500
The cheese has a hold on me, honey.
I can't stop.
520
00:23:17.500 --> 00:23:20.708
Are you just... Will you take a slice
like a civilized person?
521
00:23:20.708 --> 00:23:22.166
I don't know where the knife is.
522
00:23:22.166 --> 00:23:24.666
- Oh Jesus!
- [Nick] What? You got a headache?
523
00:23:24.666 --> 00:23:26.000
- Yes!
- [Nick] I'm sorry.
524
00:23:26.000 --> 00:23:27.875
- How's your back?
- My back's killing me.
525
00:23:27.875 --> 00:23:29.333
- I'll get Advil.
- Please. Please.
526
00:23:29.333 --> 00:23:32.708
- I'm gonna get more cheese in me.
- Honey, do not eat all that cheese.
527
00:23:32.708 --> 00:23:34.791
That affects... You're terrible all night.
528
00:23:34.791 --> 00:23:36.208
- Absolutely.
- Oh.
529
00:23:36.208 --> 00:23:39.833
And I have pictures from the tent
of a burned robe with bloodstains.
530
00:23:39.833 --> 00:23:41.666
Someone was trying
to get rid of the evidence,
531
00:23:41.666 --> 00:23:43.875
and I'm sure it was the elephant handler.
532
00:23:43.875 --> 00:23:45.208
Good detecting, sweetheart.
533
00:23:45.208 --> 00:23:47.208
- I'm doing my best. Here.
- [Nick] Okay. Thank you.
534
00:23:47.208 --> 00:23:49.250
- [Audrey] One, two, three, four.
- [Nick] Okay.
535
00:23:50.166 --> 00:23:52.500
- [frantic knocking on door]
- [dramatic music playing]
536
00:23:52.500 --> 00:23:54.041
[Nick] I gotta move this stuff now?
537
00:23:54.041 --> 00:23:55.333
What if that's the killer?
538
00:23:55.333 --> 00:23:57.666
- Killers don't knock.
- What if it's housekeeping?
539
00:23:57.666 --> 00:24:00.375
We... We're good! We don't need any towels.
540
00:24:00.375 --> 00:24:03.208
No! No! We do need towels.
Leave 'em out front, please!
541
00:24:03.208 --> 00:24:05.333
We've been here ten minutes.
You need more towels?
542
00:24:05.333 --> 00:24:07.166
You use 30 towels after every shower.
543
00:24:07.166 --> 00:24:08.666
I'm sorry. At least I shower.
544
00:24:08.666 --> 00:24:10.041
All right, you got me there.
545
00:24:10.041 --> 00:24:11.958
[Francisco] It's me, Francisco!
546
00:24:11.958 --> 00:24:12.958
Francisco?
547
00:24:12.958 --> 00:24:15.083
Wait, wait, wait. What if he's the killer?
548
00:24:15.083 --> 00:24:17.583
The only thing
he wants to murder is your hm-hm!
549
00:24:17.583 --> 00:24:18.500
Hey!
550
00:24:18.500 --> 00:24:20.875
- [Francisco] Hurry! There's no time!
- [Nick] Be right there!
551
00:24:20.875 --> 00:24:22.666
- [Audrey] We're hurrying!
- [Nick] We know!
552
00:24:25.291 --> 00:24:26.208
So sorry.
553
00:24:26.208 --> 00:24:27.458
- [Nick] Hey.
- Hey.
554
00:24:29.291 --> 00:24:30.750
- You.
- [Nick] Mm-hmm.
555
00:24:31.375 --> 00:24:32.375
Gorgeous.
556
00:24:33.750 --> 00:24:35.416
[Nick] Jesus Christ. All right.
557
00:24:36.166 --> 00:24:37.708
[Audrey] Put this back. You said hurry.
558
00:24:37.708 --> 00:24:39.750
What's... How can we help?
559
00:24:39.750 --> 00:24:41.500
- I have information.
- [Nick] Yes.
560
00:24:41.500 --> 00:24:43.791
Everyone thinks Claudette
is this gold digger,
561
00:24:43.791 --> 00:24:47.500
but what's not so well known
is the fact that, as a precaution,
562
00:24:47.500 --> 00:24:50.625
the board made her sign a brutal prenup.
563
00:24:50.625 --> 00:24:55.250
So that means if Vik divorces her,
she's left with nothin'.
564
00:24:56.250 --> 00:24:58.291
[dramatic music swells]
565
00:24:58.291 --> 00:25:01.375
- I gotta move this shit again?
- Wait. Wait. Who is it?
566
00:25:01.375 --> 00:25:03.875
[Claudette] It's Claudette.
You must hear what I have to say.
567
00:25:03.875 --> 00:25:05.458
Okay, one second.
568
00:25:05.458 --> 00:25:06.875
Let's get you in the closet.
569
00:25:06.875 --> 00:25:09.250
[Nick] Okay, be right there.
I gotta get some cheese.
570
00:25:09.250 --> 00:25:11.458
- Okay. Just go in there.
- [rock scraping floor]
571
00:25:11.458 --> 00:25:13.708
No! Get off of... Jesus!
572
00:25:13.708 --> 00:25:15.541
- Coming, Claudette!
- Sorry! One second.
573
00:25:15.541 --> 00:25:17.208
[breathing heavily]
574
00:25:17.208 --> 00:25:18.125
[Nick] Hurry!
575
00:25:18.875 --> 00:25:20.708
- [Audrey] Hello, Claudette.
- [Nick] Hi.
576
00:25:20.708 --> 00:25:22.083
[Claudette sighs]
577
00:25:23.166 --> 00:25:24.958
[Claudette]
They all think I'm marrying Vik
578
00:25:24.958 --> 00:25:26.916
just for the money,
especially the Countess.
579
00:25:27.875 --> 00:25:29.791
She's been jealous of me
ever since we met.
580
00:25:29.791 --> 00:25:31.916
- Really? I can imagine why.
- I can imagine.
581
00:25:31.916 --> 00:25:34.333
But still, she was my best friend.
582
00:25:34.333 --> 00:25:35.416
- Right.
- [Nick] Sure.
583
00:25:35.416 --> 00:25:36.708
- You know?
- Yeah.
584
00:25:36.708 --> 00:25:38.666
- We were so close.
- [Audrey] Oh!
585
00:25:38.666 --> 00:25:40.833
And I think I just miss her sometimes.
586
00:25:41.416 --> 00:25:44.541
- Oh, sorry.
- [Claudette sobbing]
587
00:25:44.541 --> 00:25:47.458
- I just wanna know who kidnapped my Vik.
- Mm-hmm.
588
00:25:47.458 --> 00:25:49.708
They all have something to gain from this.
589
00:25:49.708 --> 00:25:52.875
Pfft!
590
00:25:52.875 --> 00:25:55.208
- Terrible.
- [Claudette] I can't trust any of them!
591
00:25:55.208 --> 00:25:56.791
- [whispers] There's a gun.
- A gun?
592
00:25:56.791 --> 00:25:59.041
[Claudette] The Colonel,
so bitter about his demotion.
593
00:25:59.041 --> 00:26:01.375
Saira, always starved for attention.
594
00:26:02.041 --> 00:26:04.500
And Vik had just discovered
595
00:26:04.500 --> 00:26:06.166
Francisco's dark secret.
596
00:26:06.166 --> 00:26:08.000
- [Audrey] What?
- [Nick] He had a secret?
597
00:26:08.000 --> 00:26:09.458
- Oh!
- [Nick] Oh God.
598
00:26:09.458 --> 00:26:10.750
- [cocks gun]
- [Audrey gasps]
599
00:26:10.750 --> 00:26:13.208
- [Audrey] We don't need to do that.
- [Nick] That's cool.
600
00:26:13.208 --> 00:26:14.208
Who is it?
601
00:26:14.208 --> 00:26:15.583
It's Saira. Let me in.
602
00:26:15.583 --> 00:26:16.666
Uh, okay. One second.
603
00:26:16.666 --> 00:26:18.500
- I need to hide. The closet!
- No, no, no!
604
00:26:18.500 --> 00:26:20.375
- [Nick] It's too dark.
- Here. Come on.
605
00:26:20.375 --> 00:26:22.500
- [Nick] She has all her stuff.
- One second, Saira!
606
00:26:22.500 --> 00:26:23.833
[Nick] Coming! Be right there!
607
00:26:23.833 --> 00:26:26.041
[Nick straining]
608
00:26:26.041 --> 00:26:27.875
Okay, gotta get to you!
609
00:26:27.875 --> 00:26:30.666
- So sorry. One second.
- Moving around some stuff for fun!
610
00:26:31.875 --> 00:26:34.125
- I know who you need to be looking at.
- [Nick] Who?
611
00:26:34.125 --> 00:26:35.708
- Claudette!
- [Nick] Claudette?
612
00:26:35.708 --> 00:26:38.333
[Saira] I told Vik she was bad news
the minute I met her.
613
00:26:38.333 --> 00:26:40.250
She's suspicious,
narcissistic, manipulative,
614
00:26:40.250 --> 00:26:42.458
and looks cheap as well
in that red dress--
615
00:26:42.458 --> 00:26:45.916
Excuse me! I'm so sorry to interrupt,
but I feel like I'd be a rude hostess
616
00:26:45.916 --> 00:26:49.250
if I didn't offer you a piece of this
exquisite artisan cheese that's...
617
00:26:49.250 --> 00:26:51.875
Nick, where's this...
Where's that cheese? The big--
618
00:26:51.875 --> 00:26:53.333
- The cheese is gone.
- Where is it?
619
00:26:53.333 --> 00:26:54.541
I put it, uh, in my stomach.
620
00:26:54.541 --> 00:26:56.291
You ate that entire block of cheese?
621
00:26:56.291 --> 00:26:59.791
Trying to shame me. I don't know
if that's gonna get the cheese back--
622
00:26:59.791 --> 00:27:01.916
I'm sorry. I don't mean to be selfish--
623
00:27:01.916 --> 00:27:03.375
Sorry. Hold on. You know what?
624
00:27:03.375 --> 00:27:07.291
Let me give you a drink right now
just to relax you a little bit.
625
00:27:07.291 --> 00:27:08.541
- Here.
- I... I don't want that.
626
00:27:08.541 --> 00:27:10.500
- No? Okay.
- I'm okay.
627
00:27:10.500 --> 00:27:11.666
[frantic knocking]
628
00:27:11.666 --> 00:27:13.875
- Oh shit.
- [Saira] Who is it?
629
00:27:13.875 --> 00:27:15.666
- [Audrey] Not sure.
- You expecting someone?
630
00:27:15.666 --> 00:27:18.000
It's like an after-party.
People just show up.
631
00:27:18.000 --> 00:27:21.083
Let's put you into the bedroom,
just in case, 'cause I don't know.
632
00:27:21.083 --> 00:27:23.333
- I'll hide there.
- Don't hide in there! Why?
633
00:27:23.333 --> 00:27:24.333
That's an obvious spot.
634
00:27:24.333 --> 00:27:26.625
- [Audrey] Is it hot in here?
- I'm hot too.
635
00:27:26.625 --> 00:27:28.166
- I'm coming!
- [knocking continues]
636
00:27:28.166 --> 00:27:29.500
What if that is the killer?
637
00:27:29.500 --> 00:27:32.583
Don't you kinda want it
to be the killer so they can kill us?
638
00:27:32.583 --> 00:27:33.916
I am sick of this shit.
639
00:27:33.916 --> 00:27:35.916
- Baby, I do not feel very good.
- [rock scraping]
640
00:27:35.916 --> 00:27:37.250
[lock clicking]
641
00:27:37.250 --> 00:27:39.583
What's doin'? Yeah?
642
00:27:40.375 --> 00:27:42.083
Hey, great to see you.
643
00:27:42.083 --> 00:27:44.000
What's going on? [chuckles lightly]
644
00:27:46.166 --> 00:27:47.166
[door closes]
645
00:27:47.166 --> 00:27:48.500
[Countess] I know who did it.
646
00:27:48.500 --> 00:27:49.666
Who?
647
00:27:51.916 --> 00:27:53.250
It was Francisco.
648
00:27:53.250 --> 00:27:54.666
Francisco!
649
00:27:54.666 --> 00:27:58.000
He has had over 85 paternity suits
filed against him.
650
00:27:58.000 --> 00:28:00.250
We suspect he's been siphoning money
out of the company
651
00:28:00.250 --> 00:28:02.875
in order to pay
for all of these babies he made.
652
00:28:02.875 --> 00:28:04.708
That's a lie!
653
00:28:04.708 --> 00:28:06.125
Not the part about the babies.
654
00:28:06.125 --> 00:28:09.083
Yes, that's true.
I've spread my seed far and wide,
655
00:28:09.083 --> 00:28:11.916
but I have never stolen in my life.
656
00:28:11.916 --> 00:28:14.416
- What are you doing here?
- An excellent question.
657
00:28:14.416 --> 00:28:17.083
- What are you all doing here?
- Saira's here.
658
00:28:18.125 --> 00:28:20.333
- Nobody move!
- Oh my God!
659
00:28:20.333 --> 00:28:21.375
I ain't moving.
660
00:28:21.375 --> 00:28:22.916
[cell phone ringing]
661
00:28:23.875 --> 00:28:24.791
It's mine. It's mine.
662
00:28:26.291 --> 00:28:27.750
- I missed it.
- [Nick] Missed the call?
663
00:28:28.375 --> 00:28:29.208
[phone beeping]
664
00:28:29.916 --> 00:28:30.916
I have a message.
665
00:28:34.208 --> 00:28:35.916
[distorted voice] We have the Maharajah.
666
00:28:36.416 --> 00:28:39.250
If you contact the authorities, he dies.
667
00:28:39.250 --> 00:28:41.541
We'll make our demands
known to you at 7:00 a.m.
668
00:28:41.541 --> 00:28:42.583
[call disconnects]
669
00:28:42.583 --> 00:28:45.458
That voice is hysterical.
You got to admit it.
670
00:28:45.458 --> 00:28:47.625
So we should all stay here.
Correct, Colonel?
671
00:28:47.625 --> 00:28:51.166
Because one of us is definitely
working with the kidnapper.
672
00:28:51.166 --> 00:28:55.041
Yeah. Motives, opportunities.
673
00:28:55.041 --> 00:28:56.375
Somebody here.
674
00:28:56.375 --> 00:28:58.541
My head is spinning a little bit.
675
00:28:58.541 --> 00:28:59.958
Honey?
676
00:29:00.750 --> 00:29:04.583
Babe, are you taking a nap?
I'm tired, too, so let's, uh...
677
00:29:05.416 --> 00:29:07.791
Nobody leave here
until we figure out who did what.
678
00:29:07.791 --> 00:29:09.291
It's great to see everybody.
679
00:29:09.291 --> 00:29:11.750
- Thanks for coming over. Sorry, my bad.
- [Francisco] Whoa!
680
00:29:15.375 --> 00:29:17.291
[inhales deeply]
681
00:29:17.291 --> 00:29:20.208
[sighing] Hmm!
682
00:29:24.500 --> 00:29:26.833
[Audrey groaning]
683
00:29:27.375 --> 00:29:29.541
[yelps] Jesus! What?
684
00:29:31.250 --> 00:29:32.541
Oh my God. Nick?
685
00:29:32.541 --> 00:29:34.000
- [Nick] Yeah.
- Nick?
686
00:29:34.000 --> 00:29:35.000
[Nick] Yeah?
687
00:29:35.000 --> 00:29:36.791
- [Audrey] Nick!
- Uh-huh.
688
00:29:36.791 --> 00:29:39.541
Nicky, honey.
Get up. Get up! We got roofied.
689
00:29:39.541 --> 00:29:42.458
- What happened?
- [Audrey] Baby. Oh my God! We fell asleep!
690
00:29:42.458 --> 00:29:43.750
- [Nick] Oh yeah?
- Honey!
691
00:29:43.750 --> 00:29:44.833
[Nick] We're sleeping now.
692
00:29:44.833 --> 00:29:47.375
I don't know what happened. Uh, I...
693
00:29:47.375 --> 00:29:49.625
- Come on! Get up, Nick!
- [Nick] Okay. Up. I'm up.
694
00:29:49.625 --> 00:29:50.708
[Audrey] Who did this?
695
00:29:50.708 --> 00:29:52.958
[Nick] What? Now they're just showing off.
696
00:29:53.458 --> 00:29:56.375
- [Audrey] Hurry up!
- [Nick] Okay, I'm coming, honey. So...
697
00:29:56.375 --> 00:29:58.125
- [Audrey] Get up!
- [Nick] I'm up!
698
00:29:58.875 --> 00:30:02.000
- Calm down before you say anything.
- Nobody drugs us and gets away with it!
699
00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:03.666
- Maybe they didn't drug us.
- It's illegal!
700
00:30:03.666 --> 00:30:04.958
Maybe we just ate too much.
701
00:30:04.958 --> 00:30:08.083
- That's why we passed out.
- Nick. Audrey. Just in time.
702
00:30:08.666 --> 00:30:09.916
- For what?
- For what?
703
00:30:09.916 --> 00:30:12.000
The real detectives have just arrived.
704
00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:14.166
[intense music playing]
705
00:30:18.125 --> 00:30:19.291
[Colonel] Connor Miller.
706
00:30:19.291 --> 00:30:22.625
- [Audrey gasps]
- Former MI6 hostage negotiator.
707
00:30:22.625 --> 00:30:25.750
Oh my God.
Specializes in high-profile cases.
708
00:30:25.750 --> 00:30:28.250
He got the President of Uruguay's son
back from the cartel.
709
00:30:28.250 --> 00:30:30.208
- He wrote the book. He wrote the book.
- On what?
710
00:30:30.208 --> 00:30:32.416
How Rogaine doesn't work for everybody?
711
00:30:32.416 --> 00:30:34.416
The book! Our course detective book!
712
00:30:36.416 --> 00:30:38.916
[Miller] Greetings.
I hear you need a case solved.
713
00:30:40.208 --> 00:30:42.333
Colonel. Been a long time.
714
00:30:42.916 --> 00:30:44.333
Francisco Perez.
715
00:30:44.333 --> 00:30:45.583
Huh?
716
00:30:45.583 --> 00:30:46.750
Big fan.
717
00:30:46.750 --> 00:30:47.916
- Oh.
- Hey.
718
00:30:47.916 --> 00:30:51.291
Mr. Miller, we're also very big fans.
Um, we can bring you up to speed.
719
00:30:51.291 --> 00:30:54.666
So what we know already is that
this is at least a two-person job.
720
00:30:54.666 --> 00:30:58.375
I saw the first guy
escape with Vik on a boat,
721
00:30:58.375 --> 00:31:00.375
leaving the second guy
still on the island.
722
00:31:00.375 --> 00:31:03.166
Also, just so you know,
we were both drugged last night.
723
00:31:03.166 --> 00:31:05.666
I don't know if we were drugged.
We did have a few drinks--
724
00:31:05.666 --> 00:31:07.250
- You must be the Spitzes.
- Yes.
725
00:31:07.250 --> 00:31:08.833
Yes, we are!
726
00:31:08.833 --> 00:31:10.666
Your reputations precede you.
727
00:31:10.666 --> 00:31:11.958
- There you go.
- Why, thank you.
728
00:31:11.958 --> 00:31:14.875
- That's nice to hear.
- Uh, not in a positive way, I'm afraid.
729
00:31:14.875 --> 00:31:16.000
Okay.
730
00:31:16.000 --> 00:31:19.125
I understand the last time
you were involved in something like this,
731
00:31:19.125 --> 00:31:20.333
everybody died?
732
00:31:20.333 --> 00:31:22.625
Well, that was not the Maharajah.
733
00:31:22.625 --> 00:31:24.125
How's he doing now?
734
00:31:24.125 --> 00:31:25.375
- [laughs] Okay.
- Right.
735
00:31:25.375 --> 00:31:28.041
The Colonel's still here,
most of him, so there. That's good.
736
00:31:28.041 --> 00:31:30.708
Um, listen.
Mr. Miller, I read your book, and--
737
00:31:30.708 --> 00:31:33.000
[Miller] Colonel, I wanna see
all the security footage.
738
00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:35.208
All the footage
was wiped from the mainframe.
739
00:31:35.208 --> 00:31:36.791
Yeah, 'cause it's an inside job.
740
00:31:36.791 --> 00:31:37.833
Mademoiselle Joubert,
741
00:31:37.833 --> 00:31:40.333
we'll need your phone
for a vocal analysis of the voice mail.
742
00:31:40.333 --> 00:31:41.541
Of course. Anything you need.
743
00:31:41.541 --> 00:31:45.125
They're professional, no doubt.
They were concise and brief on the phone.
744
00:31:45.125 --> 00:31:46.375
We also have reason to believe
745
00:31:46.375 --> 00:31:49.250
that the inside man
was posing as an elephant handler.
746
00:31:50.458 --> 00:31:52.708
You really wanna do
suspects now, Mrs. Spitz?
747
00:31:52.708 --> 00:31:54.000
- Sure.
- [Miller] Fine.
748
00:31:54.000 --> 00:31:55.916
How about this? Uh...
749
00:31:55.916 --> 00:31:58.708
A husband and wife,
one an NYPD almost-detective,
750
00:31:58.708 --> 00:32:01.375
the other a hairdresser
taking online classes.
751
00:32:01.375 --> 00:32:03.875
Together they run
a private detective agency
752
00:32:03.875 --> 00:32:05.625
teetering on the edge of bankruptcy.
753
00:32:05.625 --> 00:32:07.083
And if I were to hazard a guess,
754
00:32:07.083 --> 00:32:09.375
I'd say it's probably
taking a toll on their marriage.
755
00:32:09.958 --> 00:32:12.250
Desperate to give validity
to their failing business,
756
00:32:12.250 --> 00:32:16.125
they accept a last-minute invite
from a billionaire to attend his wedding.
757
00:32:16.125 --> 00:32:17.625
And so a plan is born.
758
00:32:17.625 --> 00:32:21.125
Twenty-four hours after their arrival,
there's a high-profile kidnapping,
759
00:32:21.125 --> 00:32:22.708
the sort that gets attention.
760
00:32:22.708 --> 00:32:24.208
A career maker.
761
00:32:25.000 --> 00:32:28.583
How's my reasoning, fellow... detectives?
762
00:32:28.583 --> 00:32:30.833
- Pretty excellent. None of it was true.
- Gorgeous.
763
00:32:30.833 --> 00:32:33.416
I was starting to go with it
'cause of the way you phrase things.
764
00:32:33.416 --> 00:32:35.166
- I almost believed him.
- The accent helps.
765
00:32:35.750 --> 00:32:38.458
Call trace is ready. Kidnappers should be
calling in any minute.
766
00:32:38.458 --> 00:32:40.208
If you'll excuse me, I have a job to do.
767
00:32:40.208 --> 00:32:41.833
- Okay, so listen.
- [Audrey] Yes, honey.
768
00:32:41.833 --> 00:32:45.166
We got good cheese. We got free iPhones.
I'm happy with everything.
769
00:32:45.166 --> 00:32:48.333
Where are you going? Did you hear
what that guy just said about us?
770
00:32:48.333 --> 00:32:50.041
- [Nick] Yeah.
- None of that's true!
771
00:32:50.041 --> 00:32:53.250
We need to show those people
what Nick and Audrey Spitz are all about.
772
00:32:53.250 --> 00:32:55.333
The guy's good! I don't think he needs us.
773
00:32:55.333 --> 00:32:56.833
- Nick. Audrey.
- [both] What?
774
00:32:56.833 --> 00:32:59.791
The kidnapper says
he'll only talk to the man he shot at.
775
00:32:59.791 --> 00:33:01.666
They need us. All right. They need us.
776
00:33:01.666 --> 00:33:02.666
- Let's go!
- Let's go!
777
00:33:02.666 --> 00:33:04.041
[dramatic music playing]
778
00:33:05.250 --> 00:33:07.125
- [machines beeping]
- [Colonel] They're here.
779
00:33:09.125 --> 00:33:11.041
- [Miller] He's calling back in a minute.
- Okay.
780
00:33:11.041 --> 00:33:13.208
You need to keep him calm,
keep him talking.
781
00:33:13.208 --> 00:33:14.833
- We need at least--
- Forty-five seconds.
782
00:33:14.833 --> 00:33:18.166
- I know. It's not my first rodeo, pal.
- You've done hostage negotiation?
783
00:33:18.166 --> 00:33:21.291
I'm married to this lady.
Everything's a negotiation. I got it.
784
00:33:21.291 --> 00:33:22.291
Appreciate it.
785
00:33:22.291 --> 00:33:23.333
[cell phone ringing]
786
00:33:23.333 --> 00:33:25.500
[tense music playing]
787
00:33:28.333 --> 00:33:29.250
[Nick sighs]
788
00:33:29.250 --> 00:33:32.708
So 45 seconds, and it starts... now.
789
00:33:33.458 --> 00:33:35.708
Hi. Kidnapper, how are you?
790
00:33:35.708 --> 00:33:38.708
[kidnapper] Is this the man
who tried to stop me on my escape?
791
00:33:38.708 --> 00:33:40.916
Yes, yes, yes, the man you shot at.
792
00:33:40.916 --> 00:33:43.625
Luckily, I got out of the way. [chuckles]
793
00:33:43.625 --> 00:33:46.083
Tell me what we can do
to get Vik back safely.
794
00:33:46.083 --> 00:33:47.708
That's all we really care about.
795
00:33:47.708 --> 00:33:51.208
[kidnapper] For the return
of the Maharajah, we require $50 million.
796
00:33:51.208 --> 00:33:52.125
[splutters]
797
00:33:52.125 --> 00:33:54.000
Fifty putos millones?
798
00:33:54.000 --> 00:33:55.208
- Sh!
- [line clicks]
799
00:33:55.208 --> 00:33:56.833
[alarm beeps]
800
00:33:56.833 --> 00:34:00.083
Francisco, you think this is
The Price Is Right, screaming out numbers?
801
00:34:00.083 --> 00:34:01.958
Way too much money for just one guy.
802
00:34:01.958 --> 00:34:04.041
Great. Just lost the trace. Thanks.
803
00:34:04.041 --> 00:34:07.125
- It's my fault? This guy's yelling shit--
- Why are you yelling at me?
804
00:34:07.125 --> 00:34:09.125
- You were directing at me--
- I yelled at that guy!
805
00:34:09.125 --> 00:34:12.125
The guy's hammered right now,
and I'm catching shit for it!
806
00:34:12.125 --> 00:34:14.375
There's the
"taking-a-toll-on-the-marriage" thing.
807
00:34:14.375 --> 00:34:16.291
Excuse me! At least we are married.
808
00:34:16.291 --> 00:34:19.416
Yeah. Calm down. This is how
we communicate. We're from New York.
809
00:34:19.416 --> 00:34:20.958
Can we remain calm?
810
00:34:20.958 --> 00:34:22.583
- I'm sorry. Of course.
- We're calm.
811
00:34:22.583 --> 00:34:23.958
He wants the money. He's gonna call back.
812
00:34:23.958 --> 00:34:25.166
- [Audrey] Relax.
- [Nick] Yup.
813
00:34:25.166 --> 00:34:27.000
- [phone ringing]
- [Nick] Here we go. Okay.
814
00:34:27.000 --> 00:34:28.416
- [Miller] Here we go.
- Got this!
815
00:34:28.416 --> 00:34:31.041
Forty-five seconds starts again now.
816
00:34:31.041 --> 00:34:33.708
Sorry about that, man.
A lot of anxious people here.
817
00:34:33.708 --> 00:34:35.833
One drunk guy. We all got that friend.
818
00:34:35.833 --> 00:34:37.708
[kidnapper] The price just went up to 60.
819
00:34:37.708 --> 00:34:39.166
[groaning]
820
00:34:39.166 --> 00:34:41.000
They say, "Great. No problem."
821
00:34:41.000 --> 00:34:44.333
[kidnapper] You will bring $60 million
in untraceable bearer bonds
822
00:34:44.333 --> 00:34:47.541
to the Arc de Triomphe in Paris
at 8:00 p.m. tomorrow night
823
00:34:47.541 --> 00:34:50.250
and wait with this phone
for further instructions.
824
00:34:50.250 --> 00:34:52.750
Hello, excuse me.
I'm so sorry to interrupt.
825
00:34:52.750 --> 00:34:58.541
But we are going to need unequivocal
evidence that the hostage is still alive.
826
00:34:58.541 --> 00:35:01.458
[kidnapper] You will receive proof of life
before the exchange.
827
00:35:01.458 --> 00:35:03.041
- Cool.
- Thank you very much.
828
00:35:03.041 --> 00:35:06.708
[kidnapper] Arc de Triomphe, 8:00 p.m.,
or the Maharajah dies.
829
00:35:07.291 --> 00:35:10.875
The voice jumbling thing you got on your...
It's hard to understand you.
830
00:35:10.875 --> 00:35:13.458
- The location, yes.
- Can you do that again? Where is it?
831
00:35:13.458 --> 00:35:16.416
- [kidnapper] Arc de Triomphe.
- [Nick] This is what you sound like...
832
00:35:16.416 --> 00:35:18.208
[Nick imitating distorted voice]
833
00:35:18.208 --> 00:35:20.666
- [Nick] That's what we hear.
- [kidnapper] Arc de Triomphe!
834
00:35:20.666 --> 00:35:22.625
Okay, so Arctic Tree Hump.
835
00:35:23.333 --> 00:35:24.791
Got it. You said that, right?
836
00:35:24.791 --> 00:35:26.875
[kidnapper]
The price just went up to 70 now!
837
00:35:26.875 --> 00:35:27.791
[sobbing]
838
00:35:27.791 --> 00:35:31.208
[kidnapper] Seventy million,
or the Maharajah dies a painful death.
839
00:35:31.208 --> 00:35:32.833
Muhammad Ali dies, you say?
840
00:35:32.833 --> 00:35:34.500
- [kidnapper] Oh my God!
- [disconnects]
841
00:35:34.500 --> 00:35:39.208
You just cost us
20 extra million, you doofus!
842
00:35:39.208 --> 00:35:41.083
I don't want these buffoons involved.
843
00:35:41.083 --> 00:35:43.583
I'm afraid the kidnapper does,
so we're stuck with them.
844
00:35:43.583 --> 00:35:45.583
They did it. Got the trace.
845
00:35:45.583 --> 00:35:47.041
- We did?
- Aha!
846
00:35:47.041 --> 00:35:49.166
- See? Team Buffoon wins again!
- Thank you!
847
00:35:49.166 --> 00:35:52.125
You can go back in the ocean now, Miller.
We got this.
848
00:35:52.125 --> 00:35:55.625
We're going to Paris. Everybody pack.
Be ready to leave in one hour.
849
00:35:55.625 --> 00:35:59.000
♪ Paris, Paris, Paris
Paris, Paris, Paris... ♪
850
00:35:59.000 --> 00:36:01.125
["Mermaids Club"
by The Brave Mermaids playing]
851
00:36:01.833 --> 00:36:02.666
Wow!
852
00:36:05.208 --> 00:36:07.958
[Nick] Let's go and do some sightseeing
after the ransom paying.
853
00:36:07.958 --> 00:36:09.416
- Can we do that?
- [Nick] Of course!
854
00:36:09.416 --> 00:36:11.958
Can we just...
You know what? After we get Vik back,
855
00:36:11.958 --> 00:36:14.833
we could go
and renew our vows at Love Locks Bridge.
856
00:36:16.375 --> 00:36:17.333
It's a date.
857
00:36:17.875 --> 00:36:19.458
I'm gonna need your phones.
858
00:36:19.458 --> 00:36:20.791
- Need our phones?
- Why?
859
00:36:20.791 --> 00:36:23.208
- [Miller] They're compromised.
- Oh, okay.
860
00:36:23.208 --> 00:36:26.416
We'll get 'em back, right?
These are brand-new. We got 'em for free.
861
00:36:26.416 --> 00:36:28.458
In the gift bags. They gave 'em to us--
862
00:36:28.458 --> 00:36:29.416
[booming]
863
00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:32.333
- Can't believe that happened.
- We're not getting them back.
864
00:36:32.333 --> 00:36:34.500
I had a dick pic on mine, but that's gone.
865
00:36:34.500 --> 00:36:36.333
[Miller] Let's not obsess about phones.
866
00:36:36.333 --> 00:36:39.500
The only important phone is
the one the kidnapper will call on. Here.
867
00:36:39.500 --> 00:36:43.208
I set it up so we can hear everything.
I'm gonna need one of you to be armed.
868
00:36:43.208 --> 00:36:45.583
- Mr. Spitz, can you handle a gun?
- [Nick] Yes.
869
00:36:45.583 --> 00:36:47.541
- I told you, I was on the force. What?
- Um...
870
00:36:47.541 --> 00:36:49.708
[hesitates]
I just think maybe I should handle it.
871
00:36:49.708 --> 00:36:51.166
- You should handle it?
- Just--
872
00:36:51.166 --> 00:36:52.500
- Why would that--
- Your aim is--
873
00:36:52.500 --> 00:36:53.958
My aim? My aim is fine.
874
00:36:53.958 --> 00:36:55.958
- Why are you saying this?
- He can't hear--
875
00:36:55.958 --> 00:36:58.875
That's like me saying you wear Spanx
in front of a supermodel.
876
00:36:58.875 --> 00:37:02.375
So, uh, I'll take the gun
'cause I'm very good with a gun.
877
00:37:02.375 --> 00:37:05.541
They used to call me "Nicky Guns"
on the force. That was my nickname.
878
00:37:05.541 --> 00:37:09.666
Gang members used to ask me for advice
on the weekends 'cause I shot so well.
879
00:37:09.666 --> 00:37:11.583
I'd say, "I can't.
I don't wanna help you guys."
880
00:37:11.583 --> 00:37:12.666
You take the gun.
881
00:37:12.666 --> 00:37:15.333
I'll take the gun.
I got the phone, and you got the money.
882
00:37:15.333 --> 00:37:18.458
When they call, I want you to follow
the three rules of ransom drops
883
00:37:18.458 --> 00:37:19.833
from Chapter 12 of my book.
884
00:37:19.833 --> 00:37:21.708
Can you do that? Remember what they are?
885
00:37:21.708 --> 00:37:25.666
Number one.
Um, follow all reasonable instructions.
886
00:37:25.666 --> 00:37:26.958
- Yes.
- [Audrey] Number two.
887
00:37:26.958 --> 00:37:31.041
Do not hand off the ransom
until you see the kidnappee.
888
00:37:31.041 --> 00:37:31.958
[Miller] Exactly.
889
00:37:31.958 --> 00:37:36.083
And number three. Do not go
to a secondary location with them.
890
00:37:36.666 --> 00:37:38.333
Perfect. You'll be fine.
891
00:37:38.333 --> 00:37:39.625
Off you go.
892
00:37:39.625 --> 00:37:41.750
- Okay.
- "Nicky Guns" style. Let's go!
893
00:37:41.750 --> 00:37:43.833
[tense music playing]
894
00:37:49.416 --> 00:37:51.500
- Cool.
- I'm gonna hand you this.
895
00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:54.666
You gotta tell me
who on earth ever called you "Nicky Guns."
896
00:37:54.666 --> 00:37:57.958
You gotta tell me who didn't call me that.
Everybody called me that.
897
00:37:57.958 --> 00:37:59.708
This is the heaviest goddamn
898
00:37:59.708 --> 00:38:01.125
case of money I've ever felt.
899
00:38:01.125 --> 00:38:03.166
Why couldn't they Venmo?
This thing weighs...
900
00:38:03.166 --> 00:38:04.625
My hands are killing me.
901
00:38:04.625 --> 00:38:06.708
I'm gonna go two hands.
Does that look weird?
902
00:38:06.708 --> 00:38:09.458
- [Audrey] Your hands are cute.
- [Nick] "Cute"? What does that mean?
903
00:38:09.458 --> 00:38:11.916
- You have cute hands.
- Your family has orangutan ha--
904
00:38:11.916 --> 00:38:14.000
You grew up thinking
giant hands are normal.
905
00:38:14.000 --> 00:38:15.458
[Audrey] I never said dainty hands.
906
00:38:15.458 --> 00:38:18.041
I said it's weird to high-five you
'cause your hands are little.
907
00:38:18.041 --> 00:38:19.666
[Nick] They're average hands.
908
00:38:19.666 --> 00:38:22.041
- Your grandmother can palm a bulldog.
- [Audrey] Oh, please.
909
00:38:22.041 --> 00:38:22.958
[phone ringing]
910
00:38:22.958 --> 00:38:24.833
Shit, shit, shit. That's the phone.
911
00:38:24.833 --> 00:38:26.041
Okay, here we go.
912
00:38:26.041 --> 00:38:27.583
Initiate the trace.
913
00:38:27.583 --> 00:38:33.166
Hi. Bonjour, uh, madame or
mademoiselle or monsieur. Go ahead.
914
00:38:33.166 --> 00:38:34.250
[Vik] Nick, it's me!
915
00:38:34.250 --> 00:38:35.333
[screams]
916
00:38:35.333 --> 00:38:36.500
[Nick] Rajah! You okay?
917
00:38:36.500 --> 00:38:39.958
So we got the money, and we just
need to know where to bring it.
918
00:38:39.958 --> 00:38:42.083
So tell us,
and we'll get you out of there.
919
00:38:42.083 --> 00:38:43.791
- [Vik yelps]
- What happened?
920
00:38:43.791 --> 00:38:47.416
[kidnapper] You have your proof of life.
Now take the money to the van at the curb.
921
00:38:47.416 --> 00:38:48.416
Okay.
922
00:38:48.416 --> 00:38:50.791
- Wh-- Wh-- What van?
- Van?
923
00:38:50.791 --> 00:38:52.958
What van are we talking about?
That van there?
924
00:38:52.958 --> 00:38:55.916
[kidnapper] Don't point, you idiot!
Just casually walk in that direction.
925
00:38:55.916 --> 00:38:57.208
Okay. Okay. I'm coming.
926
00:38:57.208 --> 00:38:59.791
[kidnapper] Anything out of the ordinary,
and the Maharajah dies.
927
00:38:59.791 --> 00:39:01.583
Don't do that. Okay, we're coming.
928
00:39:02.250 --> 00:39:03.625
We gotta go to the van.
929
00:39:03.625 --> 00:39:05.333
- That van?
- No! Don't point.
930
00:39:05.333 --> 00:39:06.875
He doesn't like pointing. That van.
931
00:39:09.083 --> 00:39:09.916
Oh shit.
932
00:39:09.916 --> 00:39:11.416
Get in the van.
933
00:39:11.416 --> 00:39:14.291
We'll give you the money
in exchange for the Maharajah.
934
00:39:14.291 --> 00:39:15.291
He's not far.
935
00:39:15.291 --> 00:39:17.166
Get in the van.
936
00:39:17.166 --> 00:39:19.625
- Don't get in the van!
- [Claudette speaking French]
937
00:39:19.625 --> 00:39:22.458
- That wasn't part of the deal.
- Number three. Don't get in the van.
938
00:39:22.458 --> 00:39:25.333
Get in the van,
or I'll shoot you both in the stomach,
939
00:39:25.333 --> 00:39:28.083
take you to the countryside,
and feed you to the swine.
940
00:39:28.083 --> 00:39:30.458
- Okay. Let's get in the van.
- Okay, okay, okay.
941
00:39:30.458 --> 00:39:32.125
Okay, sorry. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
942
00:39:36.958 --> 00:39:38.583
Stupid Americans.
943
00:39:39.375 --> 00:39:40.250
[scoffs]
944
00:39:46.375 --> 00:39:48.083
- Give us the money!
- Give you the money.
945
00:39:48.083 --> 00:39:50.500
- All right. You got it.
- Just give him the money!
946
00:39:50.500 --> 00:39:52.375
- One second.
- I do have these too.
947
00:39:52.375 --> 00:39:53.708
What the fuck?
948
00:39:53.708 --> 00:39:56.500
I brought these for us
in case we wanted to celebrate after,
949
00:39:56.500 --> 00:39:58.166
but I'm gonna change the plans.
950
00:39:58.166 --> 00:40:02.166
So what I'll do is put this on here,
and I'll put this on here.
951
00:40:02.875 --> 00:40:05.125
This goes wherever we go now.
952
00:40:05.125 --> 00:40:07.375
You understand? I don't know where the--
953
00:40:07.375 --> 00:40:08.791
- No!
954
00:40:08.791 --> 00:40:10.166
- What happened?
- Hello?
955
00:40:10.166 --> 00:40:11.291
We're offline?
956
00:40:11.291 --> 00:40:12.541
Stand by.
957
00:40:12.541 --> 00:40:15.958
Take us to the Maharajah now.
What do you think of that?
958
00:40:15.958 --> 00:40:17.250
Chop off his hand.
959
00:40:17.250 --> 00:40:18.375
- Chop off my hand?
- What?
960
00:40:18.375 --> 00:40:20.041
- [kidnapper] Yes!
- No! Hatchet!
961
00:40:20.041 --> 00:40:21.875
- Find the key.
- I do know where the key is.
962
00:40:21.875 --> 00:40:23.541
- Look in here.
- No, no, no. Shoot.
963
00:40:23.541 --> 00:40:25.750
- Shoot, I can't find it.
- Check your other pockets!
964
00:40:25.750 --> 00:40:30.250
Son of a gun! I can't seem
to pull the trigger on finding the key.
965
00:40:30.250 --> 00:40:33.416
- [Audrey] What are you talking about?
- Your gun! Shoot this asshole!
966
00:40:34.000 --> 00:40:35.791
- [grunts]
- [screams]
967
00:40:39.708 --> 00:40:40.833
Oh my God!
968
00:40:44.625 --> 00:40:45.750
[yells, pants]
969
00:40:45.750 --> 00:40:47.375
[yells]
970
00:40:48.666 --> 00:40:49.625
[groans]
971
00:40:49.625 --> 00:40:50.916
[Audrey] Oh my God!
972
00:40:50.916 --> 00:40:52.708
Oh my God, I'm so sorry!
973
00:40:52.708 --> 00:40:55.291
Don't apologize, honey.
You killed the kidnapper!
974
00:40:55.291 --> 00:40:56.458
[all yelling]
975
00:40:56.458 --> 00:40:57.416
Oh my God!
976
00:40:59.666 --> 00:41:01.000
Shoot this guy!
977
00:41:01.000 --> 00:41:03.416
Can I shoot him in the leg?
I don't wanna kill anybody else!
978
00:41:03.416 --> 00:41:06.083
What is the difference?
You're already a murderer!
979
00:41:06.083 --> 00:41:08.083
I don't wanna be a mass murderer!
980
00:41:08.083 --> 00:41:09.541
[both grunting]
981
00:41:11.666 --> 00:41:13.625
- [Nick] Grab the hatchet!
- [Audrey] Okay!
982
00:41:15.750 --> 00:41:16.916
[brakes squeal]
983
00:41:16.916 --> 00:41:18.875
[crowd gasps and exclaims]
984
00:41:18.875 --> 00:41:19.958
[gasps]
985
00:41:19.958 --> 00:41:20.875
What?
986
00:41:20.875 --> 00:41:22.166
[horn honks]
987
00:41:22.166 --> 00:41:23.833
Oh my God!
988
00:41:23.833 --> 00:41:26.250
Sweetheart,
you're not just a mass murderer.
989
00:41:26.250 --> 00:41:27.791
You're an axe murderer!
990
00:41:27.791 --> 00:41:28.875
[yells]
991
00:41:28.875 --> 00:41:30.916
[Audrey] Honey, he's moving. Oh my God.
992
00:41:30.916 --> 00:41:33.041
I think he might be... He might be okay.
993
00:41:33.041 --> 00:41:36.375
[groans] Those are death twitches, honey!
994
00:41:36.375 --> 00:41:37.666
[grunts]
995
00:41:40.583 --> 00:41:42.083
[Audrey] Jesus!
996
00:41:43.125 --> 00:41:44.166
[horns blare]
997
00:41:44.166 --> 00:41:45.500
[Audrey] His foot's on the gas!
998
00:41:47.458 --> 00:41:49.666
- Grab the wheel!
- Oh God!
999
00:41:51.750 --> 00:41:54.625
["Le coeur au bout des doigts"
by Jacqueline Taïeb playing]
1000
00:41:57.291 --> 00:42:00.041
Oh shit! It's so gross!
I touched... I touched it!
1001
00:42:00.833 --> 00:42:01.791
[car horn blares]
1002
00:42:02.458 --> 00:42:05.541
[Nick] Oh yeah! Who's gonna feed who
to the swine now, huh?
1003
00:42:06.125 --> 00:42:08.125
That's the dead guy, Nick!
1004
00:42:08.125 --> 00:42:09.083
Oh yeah.
1005
00:42:09.083 --> 00:42:11.291
[men grunting]
1006
00:42:15.500 --> 00:42:16.375
[Audrey] People, move!
1007
00:42:17.375 --> 00:42:18.416
[horn tooting]
1008
00:42:21.541 --> 00:42:22.583
Oh shit!
1009
00:42:22.583 --> 00:42:24.916
[Nick]
Are you literally hitting everything?
1010
00:42:33.333 --> 00:42:34.666
[Audrey yells]
1011
00:42:35.666 --> 00:42:37.500
[grunting]
1012
00:42:37.500 --> 00:42:40.000
- [Nick] Door's open!
- Oh my God! What did you do?
1013
00:42:44.250 --> 00:42:45.791
[Nick yelling]
1014
00:42:45.791 --> 00:42:47.083
Oh God! Honey!
1015
00:42:51.625 --> 00:42:53.583
Whoa! Oh!
1016
00:42:54.541 --> 00:42:56.208
Oh my God!
1017
00:42:59.625 --> 00:43:00.750
Argh!
1018
00:43:01.583 --> 00:43:02.583
Honey, pole!
1019
00:43:02.583 --> 00:43:04.750
- What?
- There's a pole!
1020
00:43:05.625 --> 00:43:06.583
I can't hear you!
1021
00:43:08.208 --> 00:43:09.166
Oh my God.
1022
00:43:09.166 --> 00:43:10.083
Never mind.
1023
00:43:10.708 --> 00:43:11.708
[Nick yells]
1024
00:43:12.541 --> 00:43:14.541
[dramatic music playing]
1025
00:43:15.875 --> 00:43:17.500
[panting] Okay, baby.
1026
00:43:19.291 --> 00:43:20.833
[both yelling]
1027
00:43:22.833 --> 00:43:24.625
[diners scream and gasp]
1028
00:43:29.875 --> 00:43:31.833
[both panting]
1029
00:43:31.833 --> 00:43:34.250
- Bonjour.
- Bonjour. Are you all okay?
1030
00:43:34.250 --> 00:43:37.083
- [Nick] Sorry. Let me get down.
- [Audrey] Careful. Oh my goodness!
1031
00:43:37.083 --> 00:43:39.041
- Ow! Jesus!
- [Nick] Everybody okay there?
1032
00:43:39.041 --> 00:43:41.125
- Oh my God.
- Hi. Hi. How was lunch?
1033
00:43:41.125 --> 00:43:43.166
[TV playing in background]
1034
00:43:43.958 --> 00:43:44.916
- What?
- What?
1035
00:43:44.916 --> 00:43:46.875
[in French] Nick and Audrey Spitz...
1036
00:43:46.875 --> 00:43:48.458
- What?
- What?
1037
00:43:49.125 --> 00:43:50.291
[Nick] Oh no.
1038
00:43:50.291 --> 00:43:52.083 line:5%
[newsreader continues in French]
1039
00:43:52.083 --> 00:43:54.000 line:5%
- [Audrey] Wait. What? No!
- [Nick] What the--
1040
00:43:54.000 --> 00:43:56.291
I didn't take a cheese knife.
I took the cheese!
1041
00:43:56.291 --> 00:43:58.375
Why did you grab it?
Why did you have cheese?
1042
00:43:58.375 --> 00:44:00.791
I had cheese
because I had the hookah munchies,
1043
00:44:00.791 --> 00:44:02.250
and it was good cheese.
1044
00:44:02.250 --> 00:44:04.583
That knife never left the room, Nick.
1045
00:44:04.583 --> 00:44:08.125
But it did leave the room. Maybe they
stole the knife so they could deepfake us.
1046
00:44:08.125 --> 00:44:10.916
- Our fingerprints are all over it!
- C'est caca!
1047
00:44:10.916 --> 00:44:13.416
- We did not do this.
- [French accent] Television say bullshit!
1048
00:44:13.416 --> 00:44:17.125
- We're not capable of doing anything...
- Nous sommes innocents!
1049
00:44:17.125 --> 00:44:18.416
- Innocents!
- ...like this.
1050
00:44:18.416 --> 00:44:20.833
Like, uh, opposite of O.J.!
1051
00:44:20.833 --> 00:44:22.541
[Audrey] We would never do this.
1052
00:44:22.541 --> 00:44:24.500
- I swear! I promise you!
- No.
1053
00:44:24.500 --> 00:44:26.208
[all gasp]
1054
00:44:29.583 --> 00:44:31.416
[tires screeching]
1055
00:44:31.416 --> 00:44:32.500
[people clamoring]
1056
00:44:37.916 --> 00:44:38.750
- [Audrey sighs]
- Hey!
1057
00:44:38.750 --> 00:44:39.666
Oh God!
1058
00:44:40.250 --> 00:44:42.291
I told you not to get in the van.
1059
00:44:42.291 --> 00:44:43.583
- We--
- The guy had a gun!
1060
00:44:43.583 --> 00:44:45.625
- What do you mean? You had a gun!
- [Nick] Yeah--
1061
00:44:45.625 --> 00:44:47.791
- I used the gun!
- She used it good!
1062
00:44:47.791 --> 00:44:50.333
Do you see
what they're doing to us on the TV?
1063
00:44:50.333 --> 00:44:52.291
- That's been digitally altered.
- [Nick] Yes!
1064
00:44:52.291 --> 00:44:55.750
- I knew you'd see through that.
- Thank you for noticing. That's a pro.
1065
00:44:55.750 --> 00:44:57.250
Is the case intact?
1066
00:44:58.208 --> 00:44:59.708
[all yelling]
1067
00:45:02.125 --> 00:45:03.708
[laughing] Well!
1068
00:45:03.708 --> 00:45:04.708
We did that!
1069
00:45:04.708 --> 00:45:07.291
- That was nice!
- How did they find us so fast?
1070
00:45:07.291 --> 00:45:08.875
They've got 70 million reasons.
1071
00:45:08.875 --> 00:45:11.291
- Ah!
- Give me the case. Do you have the key?
1072
00:45:11.291 --> 00:45:13.708
The key? For what?
These are sex handcuffs.
1073
00:45:13.708 --> 00:45:15.708
Look. All I gotta do is this.
1074
00:45:17.083 --> 00:45:17.916
[Nick chuckles]
1075
00:45:18.666 --> 00:45:21.000
Okay. When they see me with this,
they'll follow me.
1076
00:45:21.000 --> 00:45:22.625
- [Nick] Right.
- Nothing I can't handle.
1077
00:45:22.625 --> 00:45:23.583
I see that.
1078
00:45:23.583 --> 00:45:25.791
Meet at the Madeleine, 1900 hours.
1079
00:45:25.791 --> 00:45:27.583
No problem. Yeah, we'll be there.
1080
00:45:28.291 --> 00:45:29.958
I was harsh about your business before.
1081
00:45:29.958 --> 00:45:32.708
We may not be equals,
but we do share a passion.
1082
00:45:33.333 --> 00:45:34.375
I see that now.
1083
00:45:34.375 --> 00:45:35.500
Hurrah!
1084
00:45:35.500 --> 00:45:37.625
Hey, I was wrong. That guy is a stud.
1085
00:45:37.625 --> 00:45:38.541
Honey...
1086
00:45:39.291 --> 00:45:40.958
What if Miller's the kidnapper?
1087
00:45:40.958 --> 00:45:43.500
[Nick] He said he's gonna meet us
at 1900 hours at the Madeleine.
1088
00:45:43.500 --> 00:45:45.666
I know, but bad people, they lie.
1089
00:45:45.666 --> 00:45:49.708
All right?
And we just handed the guy $70 million.
1090
00:45:49.708 --> 00:45:52.000
- Oh God. Maybe you're right.
- I'm just saying.
1091
00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:52.916
[engine turns over]
1092
00:45:55.875 --> 00:45:57.708
Nope, you were wrong.
1093
00:46:01.166 --> 00:46:03.666
- Who's this?
- I don't know. Where'd he come from?
1094
00:46:04.916 --> 00:46:07.666
- [Nick] He's gonna walk into the flames?
- He walked right into that.
1095
00:46:09.250 --> 00:46:10.416
He's got the case!
1096
00:46:10.958 --> 00:46:11.791
[man grunts]
1097
00:46:11.791 --> 00:46:13.791
- No! Oh my God!
- Now I'm very confused!
1098
00:46:13.791 --> 00:46:16.041
- [Audrey] Oh no. Who's that guy?
- [Nick] This guy?
1099
00:46:16.041 --> 00:46:16.958
Oh my God!
1100
00:46:18.291 --> 00:46:21.000
[Audrey whispering] N-E-4-1-3-D-A-N.
1101
00:46:21.000 --> 00:46:23.541
We're Europe's most wanted again.
We better run!
1102
00:46:23.541 --> 00:46:25.541
- I'm gonna grab... Okay.
- Grab that hat.
1103
00:46:26.250 --> 00:46:28.125
- What is... Um...
- [Nick] What is this?
1104
00:46:28.125 --> 00:46:31.416 line:5%
- [Delacroix speaking French]
- [Nick] It's Delacroix! That guy loves us.
1105
00:46:31.416 --> 00:46:33.458 line:5%
[continues in French]
1106
00:46:33.458 --> 00:46:36.166
- I understood "opera." Okay. Go, go, go!
- Okay. Okay.
1107
00:46:38.125 --> 00:46:40.750
[people clamoring on TV]
1108
00:46:40.750 --> 00:46:43.875
[both singing "Flower Duet" by Delibes]
1109
00:47:13.791 --> 00:47:15.250
- [gasps] How?
- [Audrey] Surprise!
1110
00:47:15.250 --> 00:47:16.291
Audrey and Nick!
1111
00:47:16.291 --> 00:47:19.583
- Smoke rings! How you doing?
- Hi! Did you get our Christmas card?
1112
00:47:19.583 --> 00:47:22.750
I'm fine, and yes.
The matching sweaters were a nice touch.
1113
00:47:22.750 --> 00:47:24.375
- [laughs softly]
- That was my idea.
1114
00:47:24.375 --> 00:47:26.916
So, hey, we need a little bit of help.
1115
00:47:26.916 --> 00:47:28.708
- We need a lot of help.
- [Nick] Yeah.
1116
00:47:29.291 --> 00:47:31.250
- You are under arrest.
- [Nick] No!
1117
00:47:32.125 --> 00:47:34.083
I can never tell
when you're being serious.
1118
00:47:34.083 --> 00:47:35.708
He looks serious. Are you serious?
1119
00:47:35.708 --> 00:47:37.708
For kidnapping the Maharajah,
1120
00:47:37.708 --> 00:47:39.208
murdering his bodyguard,
1121
00:47:39.208 --> 00:47:41.666
stealing $70 million,
1122
00:47:41.666 --> 00:47:43.916
destroying many city blocks,
1123
00:47:43.916 --> 00:47:46.041
and, I'm assuming,
sneaking into the opera.
1124
00:47:46.041 --> 00:47:48.916
- We didn't do all of that.
- We did number four and number six.
1125
00:47:48.916 --> 00:47:50.458
We're just... We're being framed.
1126
00:47:50.458 --> 00:47:52.375
[Nick] We got a hunch who really did it.
1127
00:47:52.375 --> 00:47:54.541
We need you to track
this license plate for us.
1128
00:47:54.541 --> 00:47:56.791
Nothing would give me greater pleasure,
1129
00:47:56.791 --> 00:48:00.958
but then I would have to immediately
report such help to my superiors,
1130
00:48:00.958 --> 00:48:03.291
or I would be guilty
of aiding and abetting.
1131
00:48:03.291 --> 00:48:05.291
How's this? We can tie you up,
1132
00:48:05.291 --> 00:48:08.458
and then you can say
we forced you into helping us.
1133
00:48:08.458 --> 00:48:09.708
[sighs]
1134
00:48:09.708 --> 00:48:11.333
Wait, wait. Who are you calling?
1135
00:48:11.333 --> 00:48:12.958
I'm not calling anyone.
1136
00:48:12.958 --> 00:48:16.125
I have an app
to track the vehicle with that plate.
1137
00:48:16.125 --> 00:48:17.750
They have an app for that?
1138
00:48:17.750 --> 00:48:19.041
- [Delacroix] Mm-hmm.
- Tsk!
1139
00:48:19.041 --> 00:48:21.541
God. You got Shazam on that after?
1140
00:48:21.541 --> 00:48:23.791
I just... I wanna know what song this is.
1141
00:48:24.708 --> 00:48:28.375
[Nick] So the app says
the truck is parked out by a château
1142
00:48:28.375 --> 00:48:30.083
that's 80 kilometers away?
1143
00:48:30.083 --> 00:48:31.916
[Delacroix] Mm-hmm. Excuse me.
1144
00:48:31.916 --> 00:48:33.250
Can you scratch my nose?
1145
00:48:34.250 --> 00:48:35.083
Oh.
1146
00:48:35.083 --> 00:48:36.583
Uh... Uh, softer.
1147
00:48:36.583 --> 00:48:39.250
Softer. Hmm. [moaning]
1148
00:48:41.375 --> 00:48:43.916
- Thank you.
- Also, do you have a car we can borrow?
1149
00:48:44.583 --> 00:48:46.458
- The keys are in my pants pocket.
- [Audrey] Okay.
1150
00:48:46.458 --> 00:48:49.958
You talking to Audrey on that one too?
I'll handle the pants pocket.
1151
00:48:49.958 --> 00:48:52.583
What can I say?
[chuckles] Shooters gotta shoot.
1152
00:48:52.583 --> 00:48:53.625
[Nick chuckles]
1153
00:48:53.625 --> 00:48:56.833
Okay, is this a potato or a key
'cause I'm... Okay, got it.
1154
00:48:56.833 --> 00:48:58.625
- [Audrey] We'll take care of it.
- Hey, hey.
1155
00:48:58.625 --> 00:49:00.416
Okay, no food in my car.
1156
00:49:02.041 --> 00:49:05.625
[Nick] Man, I bet Delacroix's
got a sick-ass vehicle.
1157
00:49:07.375 --> 00:49:08.958
[vehicle humming]
1158
00:49:08.958 --> 00:49:11.291
[Édith Piaf song playing over radio]
1159
00:49:11.291 --> 00:49:12.583
[Colonel speaking indistinctly]
1160
00:49:12.583 --> 00:49:13.750
[cell phone ringing]
1161
00:49:14.333 --> 00:49:15.333
[Colonel] Excuse me.
1162
00:49:17.666 --> 00:49:18.875
Bonsoir, Inspector.
1163
00:49:18.875 --> 00:49:20.791
- Bonsoir, Colonel!
- Enchanté!
1164
00:49:26.291 --> 00:49:27.750
The police are looking for you.
1165
00:49:27.750 --> 00:49:30.625
Yeah, no kidding.
Colonel, we did not do this.
1166
00:49:30.625 --> 00:49:31.708
[Colonel] I know that,
1167
00:49:31.708 --> 00:49:34.291
but they have your fingerprints
all over the murder weapon
1168
00:49:34.291 --> 00:49:36.666
and footage of you
running out of the tent with it.
1169
00:49:36.666 --> 00:49:39.916
- [Nick] Yeah.
- Typical Spitz vacation insanity.
1170
00:49:39.916 --> 00:49:42.083
Miller's dead, by the way,
and we lost the money.
1171
00:49:42.083 --> 00:49:43.666
It just looks like you took it.
1172
00:49:43.666 --> 00:49:46.750
It gets worse! The kidnappers just called.
They've given us
1173
00:49:46.750 --> 00:49:48.750
a midnight deadline
to come up with the money,
1174
00:49:48.750 --> 00:49:50.333
or they will kill the Maharajah.
1175
00:49:50.333 --> 00:49:52.833
Okay, Colonel,
will you just stall for us until then?
1176
00:49:52.833 --> 00:49:55.083
- [Nick] Merci beaucoup!
- [Audrey] Thank you, Colonel!
1177
00:50:02.333 --> 00:50:05.041
[car motor humming]
1178
00:50:08.666 --> 00:50:09.875
Oh my God!
1179
00:50:09.875 --> 00:50:13.041
Well, now you know why
the kidnapper needs $70 million.
1180
00:50:13.041 --> 00:50:14.416
For the heating bill.
1181
00:50:17.833 --> 00:50:19.125
- [inhales sharply]
- [Nick] Uh-huh.
1182
00:50:19.125 --> 00:50:20.416
Oh boy.
1183
00:50:20.416 --> 00:50:24.333
Okay, so that moat's, like, three meters?
1184
00:50:24.833 --> 00:50:26.041
I think I can clear that.
1185
00:50:26.041 --> 00:50:28.333
Nick, three meters is, like, ten feet.
1186
00:50:28.333 --> 00:50:30.916
I had the high school record
for the long jump.
1187
00:50:30.916 --> 00:50:33.958
And I'm not kidding.
I went further than that back in the day.
1188
00:50:33.958 --> 00:50:35.833
- Hmm. Did you?
- Yeah.
1189
00:50:35.833 --> 00:50:38.833
What'd they call you back then?
"Nicky Long Legs"?
1190
00:50:38.833 --> 00:50:39.750
You're mocking me?
1191
00:50:39.750 --> 00:50:41.916
[Audrey] You're not gonna make that jump.
1192
00:50:41.916 --> 00:50:44.416
It doesn't make me feel good
to prove you wrong, but I'm gonna.
1193
00:50:44.416 --> 00:50:45.916
- All right?
- [Audrey] Mm-hmm.
1194
00:50:49.083 --> 00:50:52.125
Okay, from that angle,
it does look further than three meters.
1195
00:50:52.125 --> 00:50:53.541
- Oh shoot.
- What do you think?
1196
00:50:53.541 --> 00:50:56.958
- Do you think maybe you could do it?
- Now you want me to make that jump?
1197
00:50:56.958 --> 00:50:58.041
[gun cocks]
1198
00:50:59.041 --> 00:51:00.125
Bonsoir.
1199
00:51:00.125 --> 00:51:01.458
[both] Countess?
1200
00:51:01.458 --> 00:51:02.875
Surprised?
1201
00:51:02.875 --> 00:51:03.875
[both] Yeah.
1202
00:51:03.875 --> 00:51:05.833
- Did you hear we just said...
- [both] "Countess?"
1203
00:51:07.666 --> 00:51:08.541
Oh God.
1204
00:51:10.125 --> 00:51:11.166
[Audrey groans]
1205
00:51:11.750 --> 00:51:13.000
Where's Vik?
1206
00:51:14.208 --> 00:51:15.750
I guess the kidnappers have him.
1207
00:51:15.750 --> 00:51:17.708
Kid... You're not the kidnappers?
1208
00:51:17.708 --> 00:51:18.791
No, no, no.
1209
00:51:19.375 --> 00:51:22.416
I would never do such a thing.
Vikram is my friend.
1210
00:51:22.416 --> 00:51:23.541
[scoffs] Your friend.
1211
00:51:24.041 --> 00:51:24.958
You loved him.
1212
00:51:26.166 --> 00:51:27.750
[coughing] Oh God!
1213
00:51:27.750 --> 00:51:29.541
- I love money.
- Hmm, hmm, hmm.
1214
00:51:29.541 --> 00:51:32.666
When I heard you two amateurs
are gonna be handling so much of it,
1215
00:51:32.666 --> 00:51:33.791
I just had to have it.
1216
00:51:33.791 --> 00:51:35.916
"Had to have it." [giggles]
1217
00:51:35.916 --> 00:51:38.708
- So you didn't plant that knife?
- Or deepfake that footage?
1218
00:51:38.708 --> 00:51:41.208
Or slip something
into our drinks that night at the villa?
1219
00:51:41.208 --> 00:51:44.916
- Why bring that up? It's not relevant.
- [Audrey] Of course that is relevant!
1220
00:51:44.916 --> 00:51:47.625
- It's extremely relev--
- All right! All right! Jesus!
1221
00:51:47.625 --> 00:51:48.541
- God!
- [Nick] Yo.
1222
00:51:48.541 --> 00:51:50.750
Two bad guys never works out.
1223
00:51:50.750 --> 00:51:53.791
- One always double-crosses the other.
- [Audrey] It's a cliché of the genre.
1224
00:51:53.791 --> 00:51:56.083
- We've seen this before. Trust us.
- So many times.
1225
00:51:56.083 --> 00:51:57.166
- Save yourself.
- Please.
1226
00:51:57.166 --> 00:51:59.750
Imani? Is the car ready for our getaway?
1227
00:51:59.750 --> 00:52:01.541
- Yes, Countess.
- [Countess] Brilliant.
1228
00:52:02.375 --> 00:52:03.833
- No!
- No! Don't!
1229
00:52:03.833 --> 00:52:05.166
[gasps]
1230
00:52:06.208 --> 00:52:08.416
- [Audrey] Oh my God.
- I couldn't have been more clear.
1231
00:52:08.416 --> 00:52:09.791
[Audrey] That is the cliché.
1232
00:52:09.791 --> 00:52:11.041
- Yeah.
- Right there.
1233
00:52:11.041 --> 00:52:11.958
[Nick] Mm-hmm.
1234
00:52:11.958 --> 00:52:15.833
With any luck, the smoke will get to you
before the flames do.
1235
00:52:19.083 --> 00:52:20.416
- [both gasp]
- No!
1236
00:52:21.083 --> 00:52:21.916
Oops.
1237
00:52:23.833 --> 00:52:25.000
- [gunshots]
- [gasps]
1238
00:52:26.708 --> 00:52:27.625
[Audrey] What?
1239
00:52:27.625 --> 00:52:29.875
Triple cross.
1240
00:52:29.875 --> 00:52:31.791
[chuckles, groans]
1241
00:52:34.541 --> 00:52:37.750
Oh my God. We are so getting blamed
for both those assholes being dead.
1242
00:52:37.750 --> 00:52:38.791
[Nick] Let's go!
1243
00:52:38.791 --> 00:52:40.166
- We gotta hop out of here!
- Okay!
1244
00:52:40.166 --> 00:52:42.833
- Come on! Let's go! Let's go! Together!
- [Audrey yelps]
1245
00:52:42.833 --> 00:52:44.583
- Oh my God!
- Go, go, go! Back, back, back!
1246
00:52:44.583 --> 00:52:46.333
To the window! To the window! Go, go!
1247
00:52:46.333 --> 00:52:47.291
Back, back, back!
1248
00:52:47.291 --> 00:52:48.541
- [Audrey] Oh shit!
- [groans]
1249
00:52:48.541 --> 00:52:49.958
- [Audrey] Jesus!
- Are you okay?
1250
00:52:49.958 --> 00:52:52.166
- [Audrey] Are you okay?
- [Nick] You gotta roll away.
1251
00:52:52.166 --> 00:52:54.000
- [Audrey groans]
- No! That way!
1252
00:52:54.000 --> 00:52:54.916
[Audrey groans]
1253
00:52:54.916 --> 00:52:56.625
Oh my God, you're so big!
1254
00:52:56.625 --> 00:53:00.166
That's what you said on our honeymoon,
but like then, we gotta keep trying.
1255
00:53:00.166 --> 00:53:01.833
[both groaning]
1256
00:53:01.833 --> 00:53:05.750
Oh my God, honey! I don't even know
where we're rolling to, honey!
1257
00:53:05.750 --> 00:53:08.083
- [Nick] I don't know!
- [Audrey] Oh my God!
1258
00:53:09.000 --> 00:53:10.708
I was the one who roofied us.
1259
00:53:11.291 --> 00:53:12.541
Wha-- What?
1260
00:53:12.541 --> 00:53:15.125
I mean, you did it,
but it was because of me.
1261
00:53:15.125 --> 00:53:19.583
I keep my Ambien in the Advil bottle
that you use, and I...
1262
00:53:19.583 --> 00:53:21.666
I just get so stressed out. I'm sorry.
1263
00:53:21.666 --> 00:53:22.666
It was all me.
1264
00:53:22.666 --> 00:53:25.458
Don't apologize.
I'm the one who needs to apologize.
1265
00:53:25.458 --> 00:53:28.500
I have been criticizing you so much.
I feel terrible.
1266
00:53:28.500 --> 00:53:30.125
- I'm sorry.
- No. It doesn't matter.
1267
00:53:30.125 --> 00:53:32.375
Your billboards
and dental floss business cards--
1268
00:53:32.375 --> 00:53:35.250
- Dental floss business cards.
- [Audrey] I know, and I didn't think...
1269
00:53:35.250 --> 00:53:37.791
- It's not that it was a bad idea--
- The razor thing on the card!
1270
00:53:37.791 --> 00:53:40.541
I can use it to cut the tape!
I got one in my pocket!
1271
00:53:40.541 --> 00:53:42.458
- Where?
- Right here in the back pocket.
1272
00:53:42.458 --> 00:53:44.625
[Audrey] Oh! Hold on. Hold on! Hold on!
1273
00:53:44.625 --> 00:53:45.958
I'm trying to find it.
1274
00:53:45.958 --> 00:53:47.333
[Nick] Help me. Help me. Get it.
1275
00:53:47.333 --> 00:53:48.416
Get it. Get it. Reach.
1276
00:53:48.416 --> 00:53:51.375
- Reach down. Down. Please, God.
- [Audrey] Got it. I got it!
1277
00:53:51.375 --> 00:53:53.291
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
1278
00:53:53.291 --> 00:53:54.916
Are we good? Are we cutting this?
1279
00:53:54.916 --> 00:53:56.625
- Is it working?
- I think it's working.
1280
00:53:56.625 --> 00:53:58.416
[Audrey] Oh my God!
1281
00:53:58.416 --> 00:54:00.166
I love you, dental floss business cards.
1282
00:54:00.166 --> 00:54:02.500
I love you so much.
Oh, please, please, please.
1283
00:54:02.500 --> 00:54:03.791
Yes! Yes!
1284
00:54:03.791 --> 00:54:05.125
Yes!
1285
00:54:05.125 --> 00:54:06.083
Get the feet.
1286
00:54:06.083 --> 00:54:08.333
- I got it!
- [Nick] Come on! Come on! Go! Go!
1287
00:54:09.791 --> 00:54:10.791
[Audrey] Oh no!
1288
00:54:11.375 --> 00:54:13.250
- What are you doing?
- [Nick] Oh God.
1289
00:54:13.250 --> 00:54:16.000
Here, take this.
I'm gonna shoot out the window.
1290
00:54:17.166 --> 00:54:18.125
God!
1291
00:54:19.750 --> 00:54:21.750
My God! It's a French gun!
1292
00:54:21.750 --> 00:54:22.708
[Audrey] Honey!
1293
00:54:22.708 --> 00:54:24.458
- No.
- What?
1294
00:54:25.000 --> 00:54:26.375
No!
1295
00:54:26.375 --> 00:54:29.125
["Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)"
by Sheila playing]
1296
00:55:01.208 --> 00:55:03.458
Baby! Oh! I love you!
1297
00:55:10.583 --> 00:55:12.125
[both panting]
1298
00:55:12.125 --> 00:55:13.041
Oh God.
1299
00:55:13.750 --> 00:55:14.791
- [turns key]
- [beeping]
1300
00:55:14.791 --> 00:55:15.708
- What?
- No!
1301
00:55:15.708 --> 00:55:18.333
- No, no! No, no, no!
- No, no, no, no, no!
1302
00:55:18.333 --> 00:55:19.750
Shit! Shit!
1303
00:55:19.750 --> 00:55:20.750
Nick.
1304
00:55:21.875 --> 00:55:23.500
["Ti-gars" by Lisa LeBlanc playing]
1305
00:55:25.791 --> 00:55:27.166
This time, I'm driving.
1306
00:55:27.166 --> 00:55:28.083
Okay.
1307
00:55:36.083 --> 00:55:37.458
[Nick strains]
1308
00:55:39.333 --> 00:55:41.416
Are you kidding me? [laughs] I can't...
1309
00:55:42.083 --> 00:55:43.541
You're getting it again, hon.
1310
00:55:43.541 --> 00:55:44.916
- Sorry.
- That's all right.
1311
00:55:48.375 --> 00:55:49.375
[song ends]
1312
00:55:50.666 --> 00:55:52.333
[Delacroix] Mesdames et messieurs...
1313
00:55:52.833 --> 00:55:55.041
My name is Inspector Laurent Delacroix.
1314
00:55:55.875 --> 00:55:59.916
Fifteen minutes ago, Interpol assumed
operational control of this matter
1315
00:55:59.916 --> 00:56:01.916
and assigned me to head the task force.
1316
00:56:02.791 --> 00:56:07.083
Okay, we get it, but why all of a sudden
Interpol gets involved?
1317
00:56:07.083 --> 00:56:09.125
The heinous nature of the crimes.
1318
00:56:09.125 --> 00:56:11.458
Several murders, a kidnapping,
1319
00:56:11.458 --> 00:56:14.041
the destruction
of the oldest café in Paris,
1320
00:56:14.041 --> 00:56:17.958
the tying up of a very handsome opera fan.
1321
00:56:17.958 --> 00:56:19.333
Oh dear God.
1322
00:56:19.333 --> 00:56:23.250
Okay, but why should we believe you'll
be able to find Nick and Audrey Spitz?
1323
00:56:23.250 --> 00:56:25.666
Because I have them on the phone.
1324
00:56:27.166 --> 00:56:29.750
- [Audrey] Hello? Hey. Is everybody there?
- Yes, Audrey.
1325
00:56:29.750 --> 00:56:30.791
Everyone except--
1326
00:56:30.791 --> 00:56:33.000
The Countess and her creepy little friend?
1327
00:56:33.000 --> 00:56:34.916
Give back Vikram, you monsters!
1328
00:56:34.916 --> 00:56:37.291
- You already got the money.
- Yes, we do have the money.
1329
00:56:37.291 --> 00:56:40.500
And if you ever wanna see it again,
you better tell the kidnapper
1330
00:56:40.500 --> 00:56:44.166
to bring the Maharajah
to the Jules Verne restaurant.
1331
00:56:44.166 --> 00:56:45.416
What? The what?
1332
00:56:45.916 --> 00:56:47.291
[Audrey] Jules Verne restaurant.
1333
00:56:47.291 --> 00:56:49.083
Jules Verne restaurant? Ah, Le Ju--
1334
00:56:49.625 --> 00:56:51.291
- Le Jules Verne.
- Oh.
1335
00:56:51.291 --> 00:56:54.333
On the observation deck
at the Eiffel Tower at midnight.
1336
00:56:54.333 --> 00:56:55.250
[Nick] Yes.
1337
00:56:55.250 --> 00:56:56.958
What do you mean?
We don't have my brother.
1338
00:56:56.958 --> 00:56:59.666
- Bullshit!
- Oh, somebody there does, okay?
1339
00:56:59.666 --> 00:57:03.666
So do what my wife just said.
Midnight, Maharajah, alive.
1340
00:57:03.666 --> 00:57:06.500
And, Inspector,
we tried to start your car up
1341
00:57:06.500 --> 00:57:09.125
but, uh, couldn't get it done,
so we left it there.
1342
00:57:09.125 --> 00:57:10.208
What?
1343
00:57:10.208 --> 00:57:12.250
We stole a Lamborghini. You can have that
1344
00:57:12.250 --> 00:57:13.666
when we're done with it.
1345
00:57:13.666 --> 00:57:14.875
Okay.
1346
00:57:16.791 --> 00:57:18.708 line:5%
[dramatic music playing]
1347
00:57:31.083 --> 00:57:32.041
[bell dings]
1348
00:57:38.041 --> 00:57:40.666
Oh my God. So gorgeous.
1349
00:57:41.875 --> 00:57:43.375
Why are you all dressed up?
1350
00:57:43.375 --> 00:57:45.666
We read online there was a dress code.
1351
00:57:45.666 --> 00:57:48.750
We couldn't get into Tavern on the Green
'cause I was wearing shorts one time.
1352
00:57:48.750 --> 00:57:50.208
- Wh-- Where is everybody?
- Yeah.
1353
00:57:50.208 --> 00:57:53.083
We bought out the restaurant
so we wouldn't be disturbed.
1354
00:57:53.083 --> 00:57:55.416
You do understand
the idea of doing this in public
1355
00:57:55.416 --> 00:57:57.416
is so there are actually people around?
1356
00:57:57.416 --> 00:58:00.708
- How did you even get these clothes?
- And you got your hair done?
1357
00:58:00.708 --> 00:58:02.541
Look, we had a situation, all right?
1358
00:58:02.541 --> 00:58:05.875
There was a moat, and then we did...
I don't have to explain myself, okay?
1359
00:58:05.875 --> 00:58:08.083
We'll be the ones
who ask the questions. How's that?
1360
00:58:08.083 --> 00:58:10.791
- Go ahead. Ask the questions.
- Let's review the suspects, shall we?
1361
00:58:10.791 --> 00:58:11.958
[sighs]
1362
00:58:11.958 --> 00:58:13.125
Get comfortable.
1363
00:58:13.125 --> 00:58:15.750
Let's start with Saira Govindan.
1364
00:58:15.750 --> 00:58:16.833
Me?
1365
00:58:16.833 --> 00:58:17.916
[Audrey] Mm.
1366
00:58:17.916 --> 00:58:19.208
I defended you.
1367
00:58:20.041 --> 00:58:21.333
I actually really liked you.
1368
00:58:21.333 --> 00:58:24.500
I know you did. We really liked you.
You've been so nice to us.
1369
00:58:24.500 --> 00:58:26.125
It's just kind of what we do.
1370
00:58:26.125 --> 00:58:28.625
Kidnap my own brother?
1371
00:58:28.625 --> 00:58:30.708
- She's getting upset.
- I see. She's in front of me.
1372
00:58:30.708 --> 00:58:32.083
Are you out of your mind?
1373
00:58:32.083 --> 00:58:34.125
- Just move on. Audrey, move on.
- Moving on.
1374
00:58:34.125 --> 00:58:35.166
[Nick] All good, Saira.
1375
00:58:35.166 --> 00:58:37.666
[Audrey] Francisco, chairman of the board.
1376
00:58:38.250 --> 00:58:42.208
With the Maharajah gone,
you can embezzle all the money you want
1377
00:58:42.208 --> 00:58:45.375
to cover all those paternity suits
for your 2,000 children.
1378
00:58:45.375 --> 00:58:47.916
I say we make it 2,001, huh?
1379
00:58:47.916 --> 00:58:48.958
Get out of my face.
1380
00:58:48.958 --> 00:58:50.666
Disgusting pig.
1381
00:58:50.666 --> 00:58:52.166
Claudette Joubert.
1382
00:58:52.166 --> 00:58:53.250
Joubert.
1383
00:58:53.250 --> 00:58:56.041
Parisian shopgirl desperate for money.
1384
00:58:56.625 --> 00:58:59.291
If I wanted money,
don't you think I'd just marry him?
1385
00:58:59.291 --> 00:59:01.916
Not with that brutal prenup
the board had you sign.
1386
00:59:03.333 --> 00:59:05.916
But what about the Colonel?
What's his motive?
1387
00:59:05.916 --> 00:59:10.916
Well, maybe he just is sick of working
for rich people 'cause you guys suck.
1388
00:59:11.666 --> 00:59:17.500
Or maybe the Colonel needed enough money
to afford himself
1389
00:59:18.541 --> 00:59:19.958
a bionic arm.
1390
00:59:20.583 --> 00:59:23.458
I looked into it.
They're not very expensive.
1391
00:59:23.458 --> 00:59:26.166
- How much are we talking?
- Twenty, thirty K.
1392
00:59:26.166 --> 00:59:29.208
That's it? Jeez, maybe I should get
something like that.
1393
00:59:29.208 --> 00:59:31.125
You're gonna have to lose an arm for that.
1394
00:59:31.125 --> 00:59:32.916
I wasn't talking about for the arm.
1395
00:59:32.916 --> 00:59:34.375
[chuckles]
1396
00:59:35.166 --> 00:59:38.291
Okay, we went through everybody.
1397
00:59:39.666 --> 00:59:40.625
Who did it?
1398
00:59:40.625 --> 00:59:42.666
[elevator bell dings]
1399
00:59:44.291 --> 00:59:45.541
[shrieks, laughs]
1400
00:59:45.541 --> 00:59:47.625
- [all laughing]
- Mon amour!
1401
00:59:47.625 --> 00:59:49.416
- Hey, hey, hey.
- [Audrey] Whoa, whoa.
1402
00:59:50.875 --> 00:59:53.458
Um, I've been asked to show you all
1403
00:59:53.458 --> 00:59:55.041
this sick-ass bomb and shit.
1404
00:59:55.041 --> 00:59:56.291
[all gasp]
1405
00:59:56.291 --> 00:59:57.666
Oh my God.
1406
00:59:57.666 --> 01:00:00.166
Enough to blow
this whole damn tower up, G.
1407
01:00:00.166 --> 01:00:05.291
So check it. You gotta put the Benjamins
in the lift and send it to the top floor.
1408
01:00:05.291 --> 01:00:09.208
Once the amount has been chickity-checked,
they'll send down the, uh...
1409
01:00:09.208 --> 01:00:12.166
God, what's it called?
The button blaster thingy? The--
1410
01:00:12.166 --> 01:00:14.208
- The remote detonator?
- Yes, that shit.
1411
01:00:14.208 --> 01:00:17.333
They'll send that back down,
and then we can be outtie.
1412
01:00:17.333 --> 01:00:21.583
And it's a bit of a hurry or something
because, you know...
1413
01:00:21.583 --> 01:00:23.625
- [all] Oh no!
- [Audrey] Oh my God, Nick!
1414
01:00:23.625 --> 01:00:26.875
Nick, Nick, Nick. The money.
You must put it in the elevator.
1415
01:00:26.875 --> 01:00:27.791
- Now!
- Nah.
1416
01:00:27.791 --> 01:00:29.291
- "Nah"?
- What do you mean, "nah"?
1417
01:00:29.291 --> 01:00:32.083
- What are you doing?
- I don't think they'll blow him up.
1418
01:00:32.083 --> 01:00:34.708
Nick, are you really just going
on a hunch right now?
1419
01:00:34.708 --> 01:00:35.791
- Trust me.
- [Vik] Nick!
1420
01:00:35.791 --> 01:00:36.708
Bro-heem!
1421
01:00:36.708 --> 01:00:39.458
No, it's all good in the hood, Maharajah.
1422
01:00:39.458 --> 01:00:42.416
Whoever did this
had some serious training, right?
1423
01:00:42.416 --> 01:00:45.083
'Cause he killed Mr. Lou, a lethal badass.
1424
01:00:45.083 --> 01:00:46.875
We're counting down here, G.
1425
01:00:46.875 --> 01:00:48.375
No, no. Nick, Nick, Nick!
1426
01:00:48.375 --> 01:00:51.625
And we know the kidnapper
had some major hacking skills
1427
01:00:51.625 --> 01:00:53.625
to access that footage
and do the deepfake.
1428
01:00:53.625 --> 01:00:55.083
Come on, Nick!
1429
01:00:55.750 --> 01:00:59.791
He knew exactly where to find
Mr. Lou and Vik backstage at the wedding
1430
01:00:59.791 --> 01:01:02.291
in order to pull off
the elephant switcheroo.
1431
01:01:02.291 --> 01:01:04.250
- But, honey--
- Nick! I'm gonna blow up!
1432
01:01:04.250 --> 01:01:06.000
With all that expertise...
1433
01:01:06.000 --> 01:01:07.875
- God, Nick!
- [rapid beeping]
1434
01:01:07.875 --> 01:01:09.833
...this guy should write a book.
1435
01:01:09.833 --> 01:01:11.666
- Oh my God, Nick!
- [all clamoring]
1436
01:01:11.666 --> 01:01:13.041
[Audrey screams]
1437
01:01:14.166 --> 01:01:16.000
[panting]
1438
01:01:17.500 --> 01:01:19.166
[Vik sighs]
1439
01:01:20.083 --> 01:01:21.375
[moans]
1440
01:01:22.125 --> 01:01:27.416
[sighs] "Thousands of studies have shown
that the kidnapper will do nothing
1441
01:01:27.416 --> 01:01:30.208
to jeopardize
the receiving of the ransom."
1442
01:01:30.208 --> 01:01:35.166
Chapter 9, section 3,
written by Mr. Connor Miller.
1443
01:01:35.750 --> 01:01:37.041
You read the book.
1444
01:01:37.041 --> 01:01:38.958
From cover to cover, sweetheart,
and it sucked.
1445
01:01:38.958 --> 01:01:41.041
You gotta try this. It's so good.
1446
01:01:41.041 --> 01:01:43.125
You just scared the crap out of me.
1447
01:01:43.125 --> 01:01:44.791
- [booming]
- [all screaming]
1448
01:01:50.500 --> 01:01:51.666
[Audrey] What was that?
1449
01:01:53.291 --> 01:01:54.166
What?
1450
01:01:57.166 --> 01:01:58.041
Very impressive.
1451
01:01:58.041 --> 01:02:01.000
How did you get out of that SUV
before it blew up?
1452
01:02:01.000 --> 01:02:02.166
I didn't.
1453
01:02:02.708 --> 01:02:05.500
I climbed into a bomb-proof
titanium chamber in the back seat.
1454
01:02:05.500 --> 01:02:09.541
A public death. What better way
to eliminate himself as a suspect.
1455
01:02:09.541 --> 01:02:13.375
Yeah, yeah. But everything didn't go
according to your plan, did it?
1456
01:02:13.375 --> 01:02:17.125
[Audrey] Your guy had his hand on the case
seconds before a clean getaway.
1457
01:02:17.125 --> 01:02:18.750
[Nick] And boom.
1458
01:02:18.750 --> 01:02:20.958
The greedy ex enters the chat.
1459
01:02:20.958 --> 01:02:24.500
Hmm. $70 million. That's a lot of money,
1460
01:02:24.500 --> 01:02:26.166
even for a countess.
1461
01:02:26.166 --> 01:02:29.750
So she sends Imani over
to hijack the hijackers.
1462
01:02:29.750 --> 01:02:31.541
- Who?
- [both] Imani.
1463
01:02:31.541 --> 01:02:33.666
- [Colonel] Who?
- Iman-- The sidekick to the--
1464
01:02:33.666 --> 01:02:35.833
The Countess's... You know, do the laugh.
1465
01:02:35.833 --> 01:02:36.750
Do I have to?
1466
01:02:36.750 --> 01:02:38.541
- Just knock it out.
- [imitates Imani]
1467
01:02:38.541 --> 01:02:39.833
- Okay.
- Oh.
1468
01:02:39.833 --> 01:02:40.750
Now they know.
1469
01:02:40.750 --> 01:02:42.333
And then she swoops in,
1470
01:02:42.333 --> 01:02:45.916
steals the ransom money
right out from under your nose.
1471
01:02:45.916 --> 01:02:47.416
[laughing]
1472
01:02:47.416 --> 01:02:49.166
- That must have hurt.
- Uh-huh.
1473
01:02:49.166 --> 01:02:52.416
Now, if you had, in fact,
read my book properly,
1474
01:02:52.416 --> 01:02:56.875
you'd remember that revealing the identity
of a heretofore anonymous criminal
1475
01:02:56.875 --> 01:03:01.375
puts all those privy
to that information at risk.
1476
01:03:01.375 --> 01:03:02.750
Which means
1477
01:03:04.375 --> 01:03:06.208
I'm gonna have to kill you all.
1478
01:03:06.708 --> 01:03:09.666
- [all clamoring]
- Oh God! [sobs]
1479
01:03:10.333 --> 01:03:11.500
Gary?
1480
01:03:13.208 --> 01:03:14.416
Who the hell are you?
1481
01:03:15.000 --> 01:03:15.875
I'm Susan.
1482
01:03:18.458 --> 01:03:20.625
- Do you know who this is?
- I have no idea.
1483
01:03:20.625 --> 01:03:25.416
Gary and I met here ten years ago
when I was studying abroad,
1484
01:03:25.416 --> 01:03:28.208
and we promised
that if we still loved each other
1485
01:03:28.208 --> 01:03:30.875
and we hadn't found anyone else,
1486
01:03:30.875 --> 01:03:36.166
that we would meet halfway
up the Eiffel Tower at midnight tonight.
1487
01:03:36.166 --> 01:03:37.958
[poignant music playing]
1488
01:03:37.958 --> 01:03:39.875
And I still love him very much.
1489
01:03:41.416 --> 01:03:43.041
Are any of you Gary?
1490
01:03:45.125 --> 01:03:47.000
Put your hand down, Francisco.
1491
01:03:47.000 --> 01:03:48.458
- [Audrey gasps]
- [Nick grunts]
1492
01:03:48.458 --> 01:03:50.041
- [Audrey] Oh my God!
- [all yelling]
1493
01:03:53.125 --> 01:03:53.958
Whoa!
1494
01:03:53.958 --> 01:03:54.958
Oh God!
1495
01:03:54.958 --> 01:03:56.458
[dramatic music playing]
1496
01:04:00.625 --> 01:04:01.750
Get ready.
1497
01:04:01.750 --> 01:04:03.833
[Delacroix panting]
1498
01:04:05.458 --> 01:04:07.208
It just remains for me to say,
1499
01:04:07.208 --> 01:04:08.666
it's been a pleasure.
1500
01:04:10.750 --> 01:04:12.708
He still has the button blaster thingy!
1501
01:04:16.208 --> 01:04:17.416
[Audrey yells]
1502
01:04:17.416 --> 01:04:19.541
- Audrey!
- [Audrey yelling]
1503
01:04:19.541 --> 01:04:21.708
[tense music playing]
1504
01:04:21.708 --> 01:04:22.750
Oh my God!
1505
01:04:23.416 --> 01:04:25.875
No! This is not what I planned!
1506
01:04:33.416 --> 01:04:34.750
[Audrey yells, pants]
1507
01:04:35.541 --> 01:04:37.666
[groaning]
1508
01:04:39.458 --> 01:04:42.250
There really is no end
to your bad decision-making, is there?
1509
01:04:42.875 --> 01:04:45.083
Nick! I can't believe I'm doing this.
1510
01:04:45.083 --> 01:04:46.666
Take my gun. [groans]
1511
01:04:46.666 --> 01:04:49.750
Wait! You need bullets. In my pocket.
1512
01:04:50.250 --> 01:04:52.416
Oh, you little rascal.
1513
01:04:53.000 --> 01:04:55.291
- You got it in there deep, huh?
- You got it.
1514
01:04:55.291 --> 01:04:56.666
[moans]
1515
01:04:56.666 --> 01:04:59.666
[Nick] Susan, put some pressure
on the inspector's wound.
1516
01:04:59.666 --> 01:05:02.166
Is this like an interactive theater thing?
1517
01:05:09.333 --> 01:05:10.791
[grunts, pants]
1518
01:05:10.791 --> 01:05:12.833
I'm glad my biggest fan
is gonna get to see this.
1519
01:05:12.833 --> 01:05:16.000
Actually, not as much of a fan
as I used to be.
1520
01:05:16.000 --> 01:05:18.416
That's a shame because
I'm about to teach my final lesson...
1521
01:05:18.416 --> 01:05:20.083
[weapons cocking]
1522
01:05:20.083 --> 01:05:22.041
How to blow up the Eiffel Tower
and get away with it.
1523
01:05:22.041 --> 01:05:23.458
You would never do that.
1524
01:05:23.458 --> 01:05:26.416
There's only one thing
I hate more than witnesses,
1525
01:05:26.416 --> 01:05:27.666
and that's the French.
1526
01:05:31.250 --> 01:05:34.583
That door opens,
everyone inside is dead, understand?
1527
01:05:34.583 --> 01:05:36.333
- [elevator bell dings]
- [Audrey] Nick!
1528
01:05:37.000 --> 01:05:39.541
No, Nick! No, no! No, no, no!
1529
01:05:40.333 --> 01:05:42.375
Nick! Oh!
1530
01:05:51.166 --> 01:05:52.083
[Claudette] It's stuck.
1531
01:05:52.083 --> 01:05:54.916
- Get this shit off me. I feel vulnerable!
- The vest is a medium.
1532
01:05:54.916 --> 01:05:56.708
You haven't been
a medium since you were 14!
1533
01:05:56.708 --> 01:05:59.166
Just chill out, please!
Get this vest off me.
1534
01:05:59.166 --> 01:06:00.208
You all right?
1535
01:06:00.208 --> 01:06:02.041
[breathless] I need my vape.
1536
01:06:02.041 --> 01:06:04.125
- Okay.
- [Delacroix] In my pocket there.
1537
01:06:04.125 --> 01:06:05.041
The right pocket.
1538
01:06:05.041 --> 01:06:06.208
- This?
- No, no.
1539
01:06:06.208 --> 01:06:07.750
Oh, no. That's your penis.
1540
01:06:07.750 --> 01:06:09.833
- You got it.
- [Susan] Okay, got it. Got it.
1541
01:06:09.833 --> 01:06:12.416
I don't think this is the best thing
for someone who's been shot,
1542
01:06:12.416 --> 01:06:13.541
but go for it.
1543
01:06:13.541 --> 01:06:15.625
[dramatic music playing]
1544
01:06:27.583 --> 01:06:28.833
Here comes Brooklyn.
1545
01:06:28.833 --> 01:06:30.333
[Nick yells]
1546
01:06:33.833 --> 01:06:34.833
[Audrey yelps]
1547
01:06:36.625 --> 01:06:38.333
[yelps, grunts]
1548
01:06:40.041 --> 01:06:41.416
[powering down sound]
1549
01:06:41.416 --> 01:06:42.416
[all clamoring]
1550
01:06:42.416 --> 01:06:43.708
- It stopped!
- Oh!
1551
01:06:43.708 --> 01:06:44.625
[sighs]
1552
01:06:44.625 --> 01:06:47.875
[all laughing]
1553
01:06:49.291 --> 01:06:50.916
[beeping]
1554
01:06:50.916 --> 01:06:52.500
Oh God!
1555
01:06:52.500 --> 01:06:53.791
[all yelling]
1556
01:06:53.791 --> 01:06:55.833
[intense rock music playing]
1557
01:07:01.125 --> 01:07:02.458
Argh!
1558
01:07:05.041 --> 01:07:07.708
[all yelling]
1559
01:07:07.708 --> 01:07:09.083
Cut that damn thing off!
1560
01:07:09.958 --> 01:07:11.958
[fighting grunts]
1561
01:07:15.000 --> 01:07:16.291
[man screams]
1562
01:07:17.833 --> 01:07:19.583
Step back, or this money goes.
1563
01:07:19.583 --> 01:07:21.041
I don't believe you.
1564
01:07:22.958 --> 01:07:25.166
[Nick screams, grunts]
1565
01:07:34.250 --> 01:07:35.083
Uh-uh.
1566
01:07:35.083 --> 01:07:36.000
[grunts]
1567
01:07:36.541 --> 01:07:39.333
How the hell do you do that
without getting a concussion?
1568
01:07:39.333 --> 01:07:40.708
God's gift!
1569
01:07:41.500 --> 01:07:43.208
He will never blink again.
1570
01:07:43.208 --> 01:07:45.958
- [Audrey] Nick!
- Yeah, we're coming, precious!
1571
01:07:45.958 --> 01:07:47.375
Let me handle this, please.
1572
01:07:48.000 --> 01:07:48.916
Oh!
1573
01:07:48.916 --> 01:07:51.666
Perhaps... a mild concussion.
1574
01:07:59.625 --> 01:08:01.666
- Get the thing off!
- We are all gonna blow up!
1575
01:08:01.666 --> 01:08:02.750
I don't know what to do!
1576
01:08:03.541 --> 01:08:04.916
[Nick] It's all good, babe!
1577
01:08:05.583 --> 01:08:07.666
Nicky Two Guns in the house!
1578
01:08:08.416 --> 01:08:11.125
[slow electronic music playing]
1579
01:08:19.000 --> 01:08:20.000
[music stops]
1580
01:08:21.541 --> 01:08:22.875
Did I hit anything?
1581
01:08:22.875 --> 01:08:24.958
You got the detonator thingy, honey!
1582
01:08:24.958 --> 01:08:26.875
Okay, good! That's what I was aiming for!
1583
01:08:26.875 --> 01:08:28.208
- [powers down]
- [Vik] Ooh!
1584
01:08:31.250 --> 01:08:33.250
[all sighing and laughing]
1585
01:08:33.250 --> 01:08:34.458
Oh, my love.
1586
01:08:34.458 --> 01:08:35.791
[Susan sighs]
1587
01:08:40.250 --> 01:08:42.166
The ring. The rings of love.
1588
01:08:43.500 --> 01:08:47.041
Yes. Okay. We're gonna use the guns
for something else now, aren't we, bro?
1589
01:08:47.041 --> 01:08:49.291
Smacked up your friends pretty good.
You're next.
1590
01:08:49.875 --> 01:08:51.041
What's up? What's up?
1591
01:08:53.458 --> 01:08:54.333
Okay.
1592
01:08:56.541 --> 01:08:58.083
Where you going? Babe!
1593
01:08:58.583 --> 01:08:59.416
Audrey!
1594
01:08:59.416 --> 01:09:00.833
[dramatic music playing]
1595
01:09:07.916 --> 01:09:08.791
Honey!
1596
01:09:08.791 --> 01:09:11.916
It's okay, baby! I got you! Just hang on!
1597
01:09:13.666 --> 01:09:15.625
- [groans]
- [whimpering]
1598
01:09:16.375 --> 01:09:17.291
[Audrey straining]
1599
01:09:21.833 --> 01:09:24.666
I must have missed the chapter
on face-kicking.
1600
01:09:27.083 --> 01:09:28.916
[Audrey screams]
1601
01:09:35.750 --> 01:09:37.333
[screams, grunts]
1602
01:09:39.583 --> 01:09:40.875
[yelling]
1603
01:09:45.875 --> 01:09:47.083
[Audrey] Oh my gosh.
1604
01:09:49.708 --> 01:09:51.833
[grunts] Come here.
1605
01:10:02.416 --> 01:10:04.541
It's time to make it rain, bitch.
1606
01:10:07.333 --> 01:10:09.291
[yelling] No!
1607
01:10:10.125 --> 01:10:12.250
[Nick laughing]
1608
01:10:12.250 --> 01:10:13.166
Oh!
1609
01:10:16.583 --> 01:10:17.416
[Susan] Oh!
1610
01:10:19.916 --> 01:10:21.125
[Audrey yells]
1611
01:10:24.041 --> 01:10:24.916
Come to me!
1612
01:10:27.083 --> 01:10:28.541
- [Nick] No!
- [Audrey grunts]
1613
01:10:29.708 --> 01:10:31.291
[panting]
1614
01:10:34.875 --> 01:10:36.666
[Audrey] No, no, no. Okay.
1615
01:10:39.583 --> 01:10:40.916
Finish off the others.
1616
01:10:46.750 --> 01:10:48.666
Oh... Okay.
1617
01:11:01.666 --> 01:11:03.833
[helicopter blades whirring]
1618
01:11:05.416 --> 01:11:08.041
- [Delacroix] What is that?
- That really killed the vibe.
1619
01:11:10.666 --> 01:11:11.833
[Audrey] Hey, Miller!
1620
01:11:14.916 --> 01:11:16.000
My husband was right.
1621
01:11:16.500 --> 01:11:17.875
Your book sucked.
1622
01:11:19.458 --> 01:11:21.333
She never misses.
1623
01:11:22.083 --> 01:11:23.291
[both groaning]
1624
01:11:23.291 --> 01:11:25.083
I'm so sorry!
1625
01:11:25.083 --> 01:11:27.291
- Now you miss?
- I'm sorry, baby! I'm sorry!
1626
01:11:27.291 --> 01:11:30.333
[screaming] Oh shit!
1627
01:11:30.333 --> 01:11:32.541
Goddamn! Are you aiming for me or him?
1628
01:11:32.541 --> 01:11:34.666
Him, I promise! I promise!
1629
01:11:34.666 --> 01:11:36.541
- Just shoot him. Shoot him!
- Shit!
1630
01:11:36.541 --> 01:11:37.666
- Okay.
- [Nick] Shoot him!
1631
01:11:37.666 --> 01:11:40.166
Uh, I've come to the end of my rope,
you know what I mean?
1632
01:11:40.166 --> 01:11:43.208
My wheels are really turning right now.
They're spinnin', my wheels.
1633
01:11:44.000 --> 01:11:45.083
[gun clicking]
1634
01:11:45.083 --> 01:11:46.750
Oh God. Okay.
1635
01:11:49.041 --> 01:11:49.958
Never misses, huh?
1636
01:11:50.875 --> 01:11:53.375
Not everybody
can be as good as you, I guess.
1637
01:11:59.250 --> 01:12:00.666
Enjoy the ride, Miller.
1638
01:12:00.666 --> 01:12:02.375
- [buzzes]
- [gears whirring]
1639
01:12:05.916 --> 01:12:07.083
[gasps]
1640
01:12:08.125 --> 01:12:09.625
[screaming]
1641
01:12:13.541 --> 01:12:15.000
[grunts]
1642
01:12:15.000 --> 01:12:16.375
Oh my God.
1643
01:12:17.958 --> 01:12:19.041
- [Susan shrieks]
- Get down!
1644
01:12:19.791 --> 01:12:20.791
[gasps]
1645
01:12:23.333 --> 01:12:24.750
- [screams]
- [exclaims]
1646
01:12:24.750 --> 01:12:25.916
- Oh!
- Jeez!
1647
01:12:29.791 --> 01:12:31.000
[beeping]
1648
01:12:39.208 --> 01:12:40.666
Paris is very weird.
1649
01:12:41.541 --> 01:12:42.666
He's dead this time.
1650
01:12:42.666 --> 01:12:44.750
- He's so dead.
- He is. It's done.
1651
01:12:45.416 --> 01:12:48.083
How did you come up with that plan?
How do you do that?
1652
01:12:48.083 --> 01:12:49.750
- I have no idea--
- You're a genius.
1653
01:12:49.750 --> 01:12:52.583
It just kinda came out.
Like, I just was like, what? My baby!
1654
01:12:52.583 --> 01:12:55.458
You are next-level! I would
never think of anything that good.
1655
01:12:55.458 --> 01:12:58.291
Thank you. I don't know what I did,
and it was so scary.
1656
01:12:59.458 --> 01:13:01.458
- What?
- We're a team now, hmm?
1657
01:13:01.458 --> 01:13:05.291
- No. No. Get him off. Get him off.
- Don't touch her. It's getting her upset.
1658
01:13:05.291 --> 01:13:06.416
- Back up.
- Just back up.
1659
01:13:06.416 --> 01:13:10.166
You did good, but just back up.
Give us room. Thank you.
1660
01:13:10.791 --> 01:13:13.208
- Oh, babe.
- It's all right. I love you, baby.
1661
01:13:13.208 --> 01:13:14.208
That was just...
1662
01:13:14.208 --> 01:13:16.791
It's kind of
a beautiful Paris night besides that.
1663
01:13:17.291 --> 01:13:18.250
Yeah.
1664
01:13:19.208 --> 01:13:21.208
[romantic music playing]
1665
01:13:24.416 --> 01:13:26.583
[applause]
1666
01:13:26.583 --> 01:13:27.666
Yes. Hey!
1667
01:13:27.666 --> 01:13:31.375
- [Colonel] Nick! Audrey!
- Hey! You guys did it again! Oh!
1668
01:13:31.375 --> 01:13:34.916
- Vik, I am so sorry about the money.
- Yes, we apologize.
1669
01:13:34.916 --> 01:13:36.416
It was a lot of money to throw away.
1670
01:13:36.416 --> 01:13:39.083
I think Paris is gonna thank you
from the bottom of their hearts.
1671
01:13:39.083 --> 01:13:42.708
Don't worry about it. Just as long as
none of my peeps got murked, yeah?
1672
01:13:42.708 --> 01:13:44.958
[laughs] Apart from Mr. Lou.
1673
01:13:44.958 --> 01:13:46.875
Oh, yeah, that's true.
1674
01:13:46.875 --> 01:13:49.500
- [laughs]
- Lou who, huh? [laughs]
1675
01:13:49.500 --> 01:13:52.708
Oh no. What happened to you?
Why are you bleeding?
1676
01:13:52.708 --> 01:13:55.250
Oh, no. It's... I'm not. It's henna.
1677
01:13:55.250 --> 01:13:57.291
It must have smeared
in tonight's commotion.
1678
01:13:57.916 --> 01:14:00.750
Oh, thank God. I'm sick.
I can't take one more accident tonight.
1679
01:14:00.750 --> 01:14:02.000
No more blood, please.
1680
01:14:02.000 --> 01:14:05.125
- I swear, I thought it was blood.
- I am exhausted. Aren't you?
1681
01:14:05.125 --> 01:14:06.041
[chuckles]
1682
01:14:06.041 --> 01:14:07.000
[Vik] Yeah.
1683
01:14:08.833 --> 01:14:12.166
- What are you muttering about right now?
- Something doesn't make sense.
1684
01:14:12.166 --> 01:14:14.666
[mysterious music playing]
1685
01:14:15.291 --> 01:14:17.208
I'm sorry. It just doesn't make any sense.
1686
01:14:17.208 --> 01:14:19.041
Saira, I'm so sorry. What...
1687
01:14:19.041 --> 01:14:23.041
Did you just say you smeared your henna
during tonight's commotion?
1688
01:14:23.041 --> 01:14:24.250
That's right.
1689
01:14:25.375 --> 01:14:26.500
That's interesting.
1690
01:14:27.000 --> 01:14:29.083
[scoffs] Why is that interesting?
1691
01:14:29.083 --> 01:14:30.708
[Nick] Yes, why is that interesting?
1692
01:14:30.708 --> 01:14:35.125
You know, I never saw you
during the welcome dance.
1693
01:14:35.125 --> 01:14:39.125
And then you just kind of showed up
right after the elephant arrived.
1694
01:14:39.125 --> 01:14:40.125
Yeah.
1695
01:14:40.125 --> 01:14:42.333
I was... I was getting a drink. [laughs]
1696
01:14:42.333 --> 01:14:46.458
Honey, I was a hairdresser,
and I know a thing or two about dyes,
1697
01:14:46.458 --> 01:14:48.166
and once henna sets,
1698
01:14:48.916 --> 01:14:50.250
it doesn't smear.
1699
01:14:51.708 --> 01:14:54.666
Sorry. I... I have no idea
what you're talking about.
1700
01:14:55.166 --> 01:14:58.333
That wasn't blood that I saw
on the elephant handler's robe.
1701
01:14:58.333 --> 01:14:59.791
It was henna.
1702
01:14:59.791 --> 01:15:03.625
And it was your henna that never had time
to dry the night of the murder.
1703
01:15:03.625 --> 01:15:05.375
Oh my God!
1704
01:15:05.375 --> 01:15:06.833
The sister did it!
1705
01:15:06.833 --> 01:15:08.708
Oh snap!
1706
01:15:08.708 --> 01:15:12.000
Come on. This is lunacy!
You guys, haven't we done this already?
1707
01:15:12.000 --> 01:15:15.250
I love my brother.
I mean, what reason would I have to--
1708
01:15:15.250 --> 01:15:18.833
Maybe because your parents gave him
the family business,
1709
01:15:18.833 --> 01:15:20.541
even though you're the smart one,
1710
01:15:20.541 --> 01:15:23.625
and he's the Jet Skiing rapper wannabe
with no skill at all?
1711
01:15:24.208 --> 01:15:25.041
No offense.
1712
01:15:25.041 --> 01:15:26.333
Some taken.
1713
01:15:26.333 --> 01:15:29.833
And isn't that the same reason
you tried to kill him in Mumbai?
1714
01:15:30.416 --> 01:15:31.375
You!
1715
01:15:32.541 --> 01:15:34.916
Well, my parents
were right about one thing.
1716
01:15:35.958 --> 01:15:37.833
If you need something done correctly,
1717
01:15:38.625 --> 01:15:40.375
you should just do it yourself.
1718
01:15:41.416 --> 01:15:42.333
[screaming]
1719
01:15:42.333 --> 01:15:43.666
- [Vik] Saira!
- [Audrey gasps]
1720
01:15:43.666 --> 01:15:45.041
[Colonel] No!
1721
01:15:46.041 --> 01:15:48.625
Oh! This poor guy, honey!
He's running out of arms!
1722
01:15:50.083 --> 01:15:50.958
Whoa!
1723
01:15:51.541 --> 01:15:52.583
Not in my town.
1724
01:15:52.583 --> 01:15:54.916
Yeah! That's my bae!
1725
01:15:54.916 --> 01:15:56.375
[sighs] Thank you, baby.
1726
01:15:56.375 --> 01:15:57.708
I've got to just...
1727
01:15:58.291 --> 01:16:00.750
- 'Sup! It's okay. Yeah.
- [Colonel groans]
1728
01:16:00.750 --> 01:16:04.125
You... You did great, pal.
You're my number one bodyguard.
1729
01:16:04.125 --> 01:16:06.166
And not just 'cause
the last one got smoked.
1730
01:16:06.166 --> 01:16:09.125
That Kwanzaa bonus
better be off the hook this year.
1731
01:16:09.125 --> 01:16:12.625
Hey, it's bionic arm time, bitch! Yeah?
1732
01:16:12.625 --> 01:16:13.875
- Yeah?
- Yeah!
1733
01:16:13.875 --> 01:16:14.791
[both laugh]
1734
01:16:15.541 --> 01:16:16.541
[Susan] You're okay.
1735
01:16:17.416 --> 01:16:19.625
- How are you feeling, young man?
- How are you doing?
1736
01:16:19.625 --> 01:16:22.625
- I'm okay.
- Laurent is a special man. Aren't you?
1737
01:16:22.625 --> 01:16:25.041
We're gonna go to dinner
once you get out of the hospital.
1738
01:16:25.041 --> 01:16:26.208
Ah!
1739
01:16:26.208 --> 01:16:29.041
Paris weaves its spell once again.
1740
01:16:29.041 --> 01:16:30.291
Feel better.
1741
01:16:30.291 --> 01:16:32.250
- All right.
- [Vik] Should we tell them?
1742
01:16:32.250 --> 01:16:36.125
- Yes! [laughs]
- Okay, guys. We decided to elope.
1743
01:16:36.125 --> 01:16:38.833
- That is the smart choice, always.
- That's amazing.
1744
01:16:38.833 --> 01:16:39.791
Good for you guys.
1745
01:16:39.791 --> 01:16:42.000
Yeah, no family, but, um,
1746
01:16:42.625 --> 01:16:43.875
I owe you guys my life.
1747
01:16:43.875 --> 01:16:46.250
Oh, we're just happy you're both okay.
1748
01:16:46.250 --> 01:16:49.041
And really, honestly, thank you
for giving us an adventure...
1749
01:16:49.041 --> 01:16:49.958
Yes.
1750
01:16:49.958 --> 01:16:51.750
...we are never going to forget.
1751
01:16:51.750 --> 01:16:52.791
- Oh.
- Yep.
1752
01:16:52.791 --> 01:16:55.416
- I guess we're even then. Peace out.
- Peace out!
1753
01:16:55.916 --> 01:16:56.916
- Bye-bye.
- Au revoir!
1754
01:16:56.916 --> 01:16:59.541
Sorry about your sister
being a psycho, by the way.
1755
01:16:59.541 --> 01:17:01.916
Ah, don't worry about it.
She's a real piece of shit.
1756
01:17:01.916 --> 01:17:03.333
- Yes, she was.
- [both] Yeah.
1757
01:17:03.333 --> 01:17:05.541
- [Nick] Okay.
- Honey, I'm really ready to go home.
1758
01:17:05.541 --> 01:17:07.666
- Yes, I am too.
- I'm really ready.
1759
01:17:09.125 --> 01:17:10.916
We have to do one thing first.
1760
01:17:11.750 --> 01:17:14.625
- Trust me. Trust me. All right?
- What? Okay. Okay. Okay.
1761
01:17:14.625 --> 01:17:17.375
- [Nick] Check on the Colonel. You okay?
- [Audrey] Colonel!
1762
01:17:17.375 --> 01:17:18.833
You're not losing this arm?
1763
01:17:18.833 --> 01:17:21.541
["Et Moi, Et Moi, Et Moi"
by Jacques Dutronc playing]
1764
01:17:29.791 --> 01:17:31.916
[Nick] Click it. Click it. We did it.
1765
01:17:32.666 --> 01:17:36.625
Now we are forever locked up together
for the rest of our lives.
1766
01:17:36.625 --> 01:17:38.833
I'd never wanna be locked up
with anybody else.
1767
01:17:38.833 --> 01:17:41.000
Me neither, sweetheart. You are--
1768
01:17:41.000 --> 01:17:43.083
- [man] The Shitz!
- What?
1769
01:17:43.083 --> 01:17:45.333
[chuckles] Nick and Audrey Shitz!
1770
01:17:45.333 --> 01:17:48.333
- The helicopter guy? What the--
- What are you doing here?
1771
01:17:48.333 --> 01:17:49.583
Take it. Take the phone!
1772
01:17:50.083 --> 01:17:51.041
Hello?
1773
01:17:51.041 --> 01:17:53.791
[Vik] Of course we're not even.
Take my helicopter!
1774
01:17:53.791 --> 01:17:57.958
Go anywhere! Have a honeymoon you deserve!
And a little cash!
1775
01:17:57.958 --> 01:18:00.125
- What?
- Cash? A bag of--
1776
01:18:00.125 --> 01:18:01.583
- Are you for real?
- [Nick laughs]
1777
01:18:01.583 --> 01:18:04.708
- Oh my gosh. Look! Oh my--
- Well, yeah.
1778
01:18:04.708 --> 01:18:07.083
That seems to be enough money. Thank you.
1779
01:18:07.083 --> 01:18:09.541
[Vik] Just ten million!
Don't spend it all in one place!
1780
01:18:09.541 --> 01:18:11.333
But if you do spend it all,
1781
01:18:11.333 --> 01:18:12.708
just sell the briefcase.
1782
01:18:12.708 --> 01:18:14.250
It's worth three million!
1783
01:18:14.250 --> 01:18:16.416
- It's dinosaur leather!
- My God!
1784
01:18:16.416 --> 01:18:18.791
Dinosaur? We can't take this! Come on!
1785
01:18:18.791 --> 01:18:21.125
You know what?
We will take this. Thank you.
1786
01:18:21.125 --> 01:18:24.083
[Vik] Now you two keep busting nuts!
Maharajah out!
1787
01:18:24.083 --> 01:18:26.000
What's the first thing you wanna do?
1788
01:18:26.000 --> 01:18:27.750
- I wanna kiss you!
- Ah!
1789
01:18:31.375 --> 01:18:32.625
I can't believe this!
1790
01:18:32.625 --> 01:18:34.708
[uplifting music playing]
1791
01:18:39.458 --> 01:18:41.416
- My baby.
- My darling.
1792
01:18:41.416 --> 01:18:43.666
The honeymoon we always deserved.
1793
01:18:43.666 --> 01:18:45.250
- Exactly.
- Finally.
1794
01:18:45.250 --> 01:18:47.291
[both] Mm-hmm.
1795
01:18:47.291 --> 01:18:49.541
Can you believe how lucky we are?
1796
01:18:50.333 --> 01:18:51.625
- [gun cocks]
- [gasps]
1797
01:18:52.666 --> 01:18:54.291
[American accent] You liking those drinks?
1798
01:18:54.291 --> 01:18:56.458
- What--
- Are you shitz-ing us right now?
1799
01:18:56.458 --> 01:18:57.833
Hand me the bag.
1800
01:18:57.833 --> 01:18:59.291
What? The, uh--
1801
01:18:59.291 --> 01:19:01.583
- Bag. Hand me the bag.
- You want this?
1802
01:19:01.583 --> 01:19:03.625
- That's not a problem.
- Give him the bag.
1803
01:19:03.625 --> 01:19:05.458
[Nick] What happened to the accent?
1804
01:19:06.291 --> 01:19:07.416
It's back in Jersey.
1805
01:19:07.416 --> 01:19:09.625
Let's just have a civilized conversation.
1806
01:19:09.625 --> 01:19:11.458
[pilot] See you never, Shitzes!
1807
01:19:11.458 --> 01:19:15.333
- Oh my God! Where did he--
- Oh my God! Oh-- Oh my--
1808
01:19:16.041 --> 01:19:17.333
["Spellbinding" by
The Smashing Pumpkins plays]
1809
01:19:17.333 --> 01:19:19.708
♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪
1810
01:19:22.458 --> 01:19:26.625
♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪
1811
01:19:28.666 --> 01:19:35.166
♪ 'Cause nobody else could ever mind you
Ooh, ooh ♪
1812
01:19:35.166 --> 01:19:39.583
♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪
1813
01:19:41.125 --> 01:19:45.166
♪ Can you feel this? ♪
1814
01:19:45.166 --> 01:19:50.166
♪ I can feel it for you tomorrow ♪
1815
01:19:50.166 --> 01:19:52.375
♪ It's all in, baby ♪
1816
01:19:52.375 --> 01:19:54.125
♪ Looks all hazy ♪
1817
01:19:54.125 --> 01:19:57.416
♪ So I've gone crazy ♪
1818
01:20:08.958 --> 01:20:12.666
♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪
1819
01:20:15.375 --> 01:20:19.541
♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪
1820
01:20:21.666 --> 01:20:28.166
♪ 'Cause nobody else could ever mind you
Ooh, ooh ♪
1821
01:20:28.166 --> 01:20:31.125
♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪
1822
01:20:31.125 --> 01:20:33.000
♪ Through, through this ♪
1823
01:20:33.000 --> 01:20:37.875
♪ Right while I was writing my own song ♪
1824
01:20:39.416 --> 01:20:42.833
♪ Raise your eyes and glass ♪
1825
01:20:48.458 --> 01:20:52.291
♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪
1826
01:20:54.833 --> 01:20:59.041
♪ Take me away, I'm gonna find you ♪
1827
01:21:01.208 --> 01:21:07.583
♪ 'Cause nobody else could ever mind you
Ooh, ooh ♪
1828
01:21:07.583 --> 01:21:10.166
♪ Take me away ♪
1829
01:21:14.125 --> 01:21:16.625
♪ Take me away ♪
1830
01:21:24.250 --> 01:21:26.958
[tense orchestral music playing]
1831
01:27:30.083 --> 01:27:33.083
[triumphant orchestral music playing]