1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:04,571 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:08,341 (scary music) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:23,156 (bright music) 6 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:34,100 (static crackling) 7 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:46,513 (Onyx exhales) 8 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:48,248 - Greetings, oh masterful one. 9 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:50,250 I am but a lowly minion sitting here before you 10 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:53,753 crisscross applesauce, consummately at your 11 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:56,890 infernal service and forever in your eternal debt. 12 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,358 I dunno. 13 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:01,194 My name is Marcus J. Trillbury, but my friends, 14 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:06,199 my many, many friends call me Onyx the Fortuitous, 15 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,902 slayer of the bright realm. 16 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:11,271 I dunno. 17 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:12,806 I have been a devilish devotee of yours 18 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:14,407 for more years than I can count. 19 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:16,943 I have purchased all of your books. 20 00:01:16,943 --> 00:01:18,945 Huh. Interesting. 21 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:21,414 Listened to all of your records. 22 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,917 And even attempted to complete your at-home workout regime, 23 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,052 "The Beelzebub Beef Up." 24 00:01:26,052 --> 00:01:28,221 But most importantly, I've been a diligent student 25 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:30,256 of your teachings, having completed the online 26 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,559 certification process for Letting a Lil Devil In, 27 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:35,395 levels 101, 201, and 301. 28 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:37,997 And I was approved for 401, but my mom said 29 00:01:37,997 --> 00:01:40,200 I had to stop spending money on the internet, full stop. 30 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,202 And yes, that did include bidding on rare 31 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:44,871 Battle K.A.T.T.S. minifigs, even though last summer I was 32 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:47,774 this close to winning a glow-in-the-dark, ultra blue 33 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:51,744 pumaman variant. Goddamn, I wanted that minifig so bad. 34 00:01:51,744 --> 00:01:54,314 So when I heard, oh Lord, that you were running a contest 35 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:56,749 for five of your most devoted followers to take part 36 00:01:56,749 --> 00:02:00,019 in a once-in-a-lifetime demonic ritual with you in person, 37 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:02,856 I just knew it was my destiny to attend. 38 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:05,658 For I am the most devoted of darkened disciples, 39 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:07,494 the most fiery of fervent fanatics, 40 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:09,829 and the most perpetuitous of putrid pupils. 41 00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:13,967 I guess the only thing left to say is, 42 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,202 notice me, Senpai, notice me! (door bangs) 43 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:17,670 Oh, God, Mom. - What the hell 44 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:18,705 are you doing in here? - I told you I was making 45 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:19,839 a video. - Are those my dolls? 46 00:02:19,839 --> 00:02:21,040 - They're for the video - Did you 47 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,242 rip my dolls' heads off? - I promise I'll put 48 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:23,776 them back, but you can't take them now. 49 00:02:23,776 --> 00:02:26,646 You'll disrupt the magick! You'll disrupt the magick! 50 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:29,382 (dramatic music) 51 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:37,323 (ethereal vocalizing) 52 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:45,098 (computer keys clacking) 53 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:57,877 (Onyx inhales and exhales) 54 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:01,981 (computer trills) 55 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,321 (door squeaks) 56 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:11,424 (Todd laughing) 57 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:14,093 (fork thudding) 58 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:20,066 - [Todd] Oh my God. (laughing) 59 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:28,107 - Did you put everything back where you found it? 60 00:03:28,107 --> 00:03:29,409 - Yes, Mom. 61 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:32,512 - Even Holly Little Puddin' Pants? 62 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:34,547 - Even Holly Little Puddin' Pants. Woo! 63 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:38,518 - Where you headed? You don't work on Fridays. 64 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,320 - Oh, thanks for invading my privacy, Todd. 65 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,821 You don't know me. 66 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:43,590 Hard truth is Travis was fired for pissin in the sweet tea tank 67 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:46,726 for the third time this month, so I'm picking up his shift. 68 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:49,829 - All right, then. What time can I expect you home? 69 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:51,898 Would you like us to save you some dinner? 70 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,200 - Oh, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 71 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,069 I might be out pretty late, actually. 72 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,871 - (belches) Wow. Big plans after work. 73 00:03:58,871 --> 00:04:01,808 Plans so big that we shouldn't save you dinner. 74 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,377 - Yeah, actually, Todd, (laughs) me and some of my friends 75 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:06,913 might just go out and tear around town, you know, 76 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:10,016 flipping stuff up and ripping stuff down. (laughs) 77 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:11,818 - Oh, fun. 78 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:13,753 - (scoffs) Yeah. That'll be the day. 79 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:14,988 - What's that? 80 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,023 - Hey, if you got so many friends, 81 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:19,859 how about I, uh, save a spot for 'em at the table, right? 82 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:22,695 That way they can all join us for dinner, all your friends! 83 00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:24,697 - Why do you wear a full suit and tie every goddamn day, 84 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:26,199 Todd, you sell wholesale buckets 85 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,534 of doomsday mac and cheese over the phone. 86 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:31,938 - Because the clothes define the man, Marcus. 87 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,873 Clearly a lesson you could stand to learn. 88 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:36,175 - I told you not to call me Marcus anymore. 89 00:04:36,175 --> 00:04:38,444 My name is Onyx the Fortuitous, and I'm proud 90 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,580 of what we accomplish at the Meat Hut every day. 91 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,982 - Boys! Boys! (sighs) 92 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:45,151 You two have been family for over a year now, 93 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:49,622 and I will not tolerate these yelling matches anymore. 94 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,958 Marcus, I could understand if your father 95 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,427 was still in the house, but this is Todd, 96 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:57,063 your stepfather, and my lover. 97 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:58,598 - Ugh. 98 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:01,801 - Now, I want you two to breathe with me, okay? 99 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:06,272 Breathe in. (inhales) 100 00:05:06,272 --> 00:05:08,841 (Nancy exhales) - Fuck you, Todd. 101 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:09,776 - Good. In. 102 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:14,280 And out. 103 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,983 - Fuck you, Onyx the Fart-uitous. 104 00:05:19,585 --> 00:05:21,954 - Fuck you, Todd! - Fuck you, Marcus! 105 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:23,289 - Boys! (microwave dings) 106 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:25,892 (bright music) 107 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:30,530 (bell dings) - Order up, number 46. 108 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:32,865 Hold the slaw, extra slaw, prairie pepper hot sauce 109 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:35,101 on the side with a slap of pickles. 110 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:37,704 (upbeat music) 111 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,843 Ah, ah, ah, ah. 112 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:46,179 Check the weight on that. 113 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:50,316 You're one fry short. 114 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:52,885 (bright music) 115 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:03,696 (cash register dings) 116 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:07,367 Cash run, Derrell. Low on fives. 117 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:17,643 (computer game beeping) 118 00:06:20,646 --> 00:06:22,081 Um, Masha? 119 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:24,350 - What, Marcus? Fuck! 120 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:26,686 - I was just wondering if you got my new name tag in yet. 121 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,187 - Your what? 122 00:06:28,187 --> 00:06:30,456 - Remember a few weeks ago I requested a new name tag, 123 00:06:30,456 --> 00:06:32,592 one that read Onyx the Fortuitous? 124 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:34,927 I even applied for one through corporate and everything. 125 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:37,363 - That's not your name. 126 00:06:37,363 --> 00:06:40,800 - Oh, yeah, uh, um, well, this one's not my name either, 127 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,669 because my name is Marcus Trillbury, yeah, 128 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:46,606 but this says Marquay Dickberry. 129 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,107 And it's been like that since day one. 130 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:49,375 I've been here six years. 131 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:51,310 - Look, if you want a different name tag, 132 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,246 check the junk box. 133 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:58,384 (computer game beeping) 134 00:06:58,384 --> 00:07:00,319 - You lose. - Oh, fuck! 135 00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:03,189 Fuck, fuck, fuck me in my dirty cunt! 136 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:06,459 (drawer bangs) 137 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:07,827 - Oh, God! 138 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:09,362 - What's up, Pussyhound? 139 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:14,000 - What's up, Tanner, Tanner's bois? 140 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:18,004 (Tanner's bois barking) 141 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:20,106 How can I make your day a bit beefier? 142 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:21,641 - (sucks teeth) Yeah, we're gonna need 12 143 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:24,277 Beefy Bad Boy meals, Monster Style curly fries, 144 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,446 I'm gonna need some sodas for my hounds. 145 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,215 And you know- (Boi whispers indistinctly) 146 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:32,685 Yeah, and a Sweet N' Sugary Strawberry Shimmy Shake, 147 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:36,522 and Vanilla Bean Cream Supreme, mixed. 148 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,892 - Is that all? - No. 149 00:07:39,892 --> 00:07:43,863 I want a Peter Plumpkin Toaster Pie, but slightly cool. 150 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:46,766 I don't want it to be too hot for my baby mouth. 151 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:51,804 Hey, it's free in five on Fridays, right? 152 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:53,506 - Yes, sir. 153 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:57,877 - Well then you better hop to it. 154 00:07:57,877 --> 00:08:01,814 (Tanner's bois laugh) 155 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,417 (upbeat music) 156 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:13,392 (upbeat music continues) 157 00:08:16,562 --> 00:08:18,664 - There you are, Tanner. Tanner's bois. 158 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,600 (Tanner's bois bark) 159 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,034 We're just waiting on the burgers. 160 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:23,002 - Time's almost up. 161 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,371 (Tanner's bois bark) 162 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:27,573 - Hurry, hurry, patty slinger. - You smell like beef! 163 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:28,975 (person laughs) Gross. 164 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:31,344 - [Tanner] Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 165 00:08:32,778 --> 00:08:35,648 - When in doubt, skewer it out. 166 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:38,251 (upbeat music) 167 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:44,423 - Ten, nine, eight, seven, 168 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:48,895 six, five, four, 169 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:51,964 three, two, one. 170 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,969 Uh-uh, times up. 171 00:08:56,969 --> 00:08:58,271 - But I- - Lean in. 172 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:00,673 Lean in. Come on. 173 00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:13,319 (shake sloshing) (Tanner's bois laughing) 174 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:16,355 (Tanner's bois barking) 175 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:19,058 (Tanner laughs) 176 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:25,131 (Tanner's bois barking) 177 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,299 Patty slinger. 178 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:32,104 - Tell Masha I quit! - What? 179 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:33,606 - Tell Masha I quit! 180 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,711 (knocking) - Yes? 181 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:41,347 - Um, Pussyhound quit. 182 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:50,523 - Dear God. 183 00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:52,658 Or the devil. 184 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:58,497 Whichever one's listening, I guess. (sobs) 185 00:09:58,497 --> 00:10:00,700 Um, I was wondering 186 00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,970 if maybe he could give me a different life. 187 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:09,742 Yeah, different than the one I have right now currently. 188 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:14,246 (gentle music) 189 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:18,384 Yeah, I'd really like a different life, please. 190 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:22,822 'Cause this one's not working out so well. 191 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:29,662 (Onyx sobs) (computer chimes) 192 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:39,305 (horn blows) - Congratulations. 193 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,873 Congratulations. Congratulations. 194 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:42,575 Congratulations. Congratulations. 195 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,343 Congratulations. Congratulations. 196 00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:46,078 Congratulations. Congratulations. 197 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:47,446 Congratulations. Congratulations. 198 00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:49,015 (Onyx wheezes) Congratulations. 199 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:50,750 Congratulations. Congratulations. 200 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,518 Congratulations. Congratulations. 201 00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:56,155 (Onyx barking and laughing) 202 00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,291 - I've been invited to Bartok's mansion 203 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,961 to take part in a once-in-a-lifetime ritual 204 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:04,196 in which he, along with five of his most loyal followers, 205 00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:05,398 will attempt to raise the spirit 206 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:06,899 of the ancient demon, Abaddon. 207 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,770 - That's nice, dear, but you're not going anywhere 208 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,405 until you scoop that litter box. 209 00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:18,377 (litter rustling) 210 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,082 (cat purrs) 211 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:24,950 (cat meows) 212 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:27,687 (majestic music) 213 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:40,866 (majestic music continues) 214 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:47,440 (Mr. Duke chuckling) 215 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,142 (majestic music) 216 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:54,947 - [Onyx] Oh! 217 00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:57,650 (majestic music) 218 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:08,127 - Ah, Briardale Manor, Bartok's estate. Astounding. 219 00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:10,996 Truly a sight to behold. 220 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,631 - It's the kind of house that makes you wanna recreate 221 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,800 the 1993 Michael Bay directed music video 222 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,336 for Meat Loaf's "I'd Do Anything for Love." 223 00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:21,107 I dunno. But I won't do that. 224 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:25,311 (Mack giggles) - How do we get in? 225 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:29,415 - Oh! Let's explore. (giggles) 226 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,051 - This is wonderful. (Shelley laughing) 227 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:35,721 Carpe diem. (laughs) 228 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:39,525 - I'm Mackenzie. You can call me Mack, or Zee. 229 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:42,728 - Oh, cool, my name is Marcus, but, uh- 230 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:45,364 - But... 231 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:50,469 - I'd really love it if you called me Onyx the Fortuitous. 232 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:54,540 - Sounds good. Nice to meet you, Onyx. 233 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,777 - Nice to meet you, Zee. 234 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:01,747 (cheery music) 235 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,787 - Ooh, wowy, wowy, wowy, wowy! 236 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,389 (cheery music) 237 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:16,662 (gasps) Oh. Ah. 238 00:13:16,662 --> 00:13:20,032 ♪ Emerald is my favorite ♪ 239 00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:20,866 - Peridot. 240 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:23,969 - Pardon me? 241 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,471 - Oh, it's peridot. 242 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,974 Emerald tends to have a deeper, more verdant hue, 243 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:33,979 whereas peridot is lighter and more olive-colored. 244 00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:37,950 - I love that you know that. Power in knowledge, eh? 245 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:40,119 - Yeah. (both laugh) 246 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,654 - There's a note. - (gasps) Ooh! 247 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,990 (Shelley laughs and clears throat) 248 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,493 "A warm welcome to the most devoted 249 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,795 and devout of Bartok's betrothed. 250 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:55,434 These necklaces are to cleanse you of any unwelcome spirits 251 00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:59,071 before you enter this sacred and unholy space. 252 00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:02,641 Please place a personal item in the box. 253 00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:05,177 Leaving this item will help ground you to the house 254 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:08,681 and act as an offering of familiarity. 255 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,383 Once you have left your item, please, each of you 256 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:15,287 place a crystal around your neck and step into the foyer." 257 00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,559 (Onyx breathing heavily) 258 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,294 (whimsical music) 259 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:27,299 - Mm-mm. (whimsical music) 260 00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:33,939 Mm-mm. (whimsical music) 261 00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:42,548 Ah. 262 00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:46,485 - Is that the only luggage you brought? 263 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:47,887 - It's got everything I need. 264 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,723 (whimsical music) 265 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,494 (ethereal music) 266 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:08,374 (ethereal music continues) 267 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,280 (all laughing) 268 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,514 Did y'all see that? - Yes. 269 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:17,049 - Did everyone see that little shimmer thing? 270 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,884 (laughs) That's tight. 271 00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:22,254 (laughs) That's tight. 272 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,723 (chiming music) (Onyx gasps) 273 00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:27,326 (door squeaks) 274 00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:33,565 - Come on. (person giggles) 275 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:37,336 - What? No way. - Oh, dear God. 276 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:40,039 (dramatic music) 277 00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:43,008 (body thuds) 278 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:43,943 - Oh, fuck! 279 00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:47,947 (TV crackles) 280 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:51,116 - I hate to disappoint you all, 281 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:56,121 my oh so loyal followers, but I am dead. 282 00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:58,557 Dead as a doornail. 283 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:03,462 This is not a trick or an illusion. 284 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:07,333 Go ahead, check my pulse. I'll wait. 285 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,835 (eerie music) 286 00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:23,849 What this is, is your first test, 287 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:29,488 a test of faith, one that can bring me back to life. 288 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:36,428 So if you have faith in me now, show it. 289 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,632 Speak it with me now with hearts full of faith! 290 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,737 Let him rise! 291 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:45,838 Let him rise! 292 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,643 - [All] Let him rise! Let him rise! 293 00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:53,879 Let him rise! Let him rise! 294 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,416 Let him rise! Let him rise! 295 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,653 Let him rise! Let him rise! 296 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:07,793 (fire crackles) (Bartok gasps) 297 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,228 - [Onyx] Huh? Oh! 298 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,098 (dramatic music) 299 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:27,980 (blood squelching) (all gasp) 300 00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:33,519 (knife clatters) 301 00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,022 - What do I see before me? 302 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:45,764 Children, ancient beings, ideas. 303 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,069 Atoms. 304 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:55,407 But what are you really? 305 00:17:56,809 --> 00:18:01,346 Do you even know what you are? 306 00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:04,850 Have no fear. 307 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:11,123 This weekend you will take part in three rituals, 308 00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:17,329 the first two in preparation for the third and final, 309 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:21,667 the ritual of Abaddon Rising. 310 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:25,170 And in that ritual under a blood moon, 311 00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:29,108 all of you shall be renewed 312 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,777 as disciples in his name, 313 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:36,782 disciples of Abaddon with renewed purpose, 314 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:42,287 knowledge, power, and yes, my children, immortality! 315 00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:45,390 - Nice. - Schwa? 316 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,927 (all laughing) 317 00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:54,800 - Tonight, drink and eat 318 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,969 in communion with one another. 319 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,205 Make merry and rest. 320 00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:06,078 For tomorrow, you will take the first steps 321 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,112 towards your rebirth. 322 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,918 (all laughing) 323 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,787 - [Onyx] Thank you, Bartok! 324 00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:19,091 (all clapping) - Outstanding. 325 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,693 (all laughing) 326 00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:34,306 (glass clinking) 327 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:37,109 May I, uh, break the proverbial ice, as it were, 328 00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,878 and ask what led each of you to Lucifer 329 00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,613 and the teachings of Bartok? 330 00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:42,881 - Fuck, is that absinthe? 331 00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,752 - Well, why don't you start, Mr. Duke? 332 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,120 Break that proverbial ice. 333 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,821 - Oh, well, I'd be delighted. 334 00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,857 My name is John Duke. 335 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,560 I'm a teacher, so I'm used to being called Mr. Duke, 336 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,429 and that is just fine by me. 337 00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,965 I'm a man of literature and languages. 338 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:03,202 I've studied many religions and theologies over the years. 339 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,870 Thank you. - You're welcome. 340 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,905 - In the Christian Bible, 341 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:10,576 man is punished for seeking knowledge. 342 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:14,279 In the garden of Eden, the closer you get to the devil, 343 00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:17,349 the closer you get to the truth. 344 00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:20,419 And I believe that Bartok hears the truth 345 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:23,055 directly from Lucifer. 346 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:27,993 And truth, ah, truth is what I seek above all. 347 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,862 - I'll go next. (giggles) 348 00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,331 Mine is quick. 349 00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:36,702 Um, I actually have a poem memorized that tells my story. 350 00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:38,437 - Oh, cool. 351 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:44,276 (Shelley clears throat) 352 00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:49,715 There was a young woman who worshiped the Lord. 353 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,751 In church every Sunday, her God she adored. 354 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,587 She would help run the service collect all the tithes, 355 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,857 her husband and children always by her side. 356 00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:02,127 She was taught that a Christian's work isn't in vain. 357 00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:05,864 She hoped serving Jesus might shield her from pain. 358 00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:10,002 Then one day she got word that her husband had perished, 359 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,638 taken by a drunk driver in a flash. 360 00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:15,674 All she cherished was broken and twisted up 361 00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:17,609 in shards of metal. 362 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,145 That young woman in her grief 363 00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:25,150 took solace in the devil. 364 00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:28,253 (somber music) 365 00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:31,256 Thank you. 366 00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:36,194 - Your husband died, so you started worshiping the devil? 367 00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:40,232 - Yeah. - Yeah. I get it. 368 00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,600 It's like that one time in middle school, 369 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,435 I asked out my crush, Rebekah Love Rodriguez, 370 00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:44,970 and she told me to go suck an egg. 371 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,405 So I just listened to the "Phantom of the Opera" 372 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,040 soundtrack for weeks. 373 00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:50,208 - Oh. 374 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:53,879 - Well, what brought you to Bartok, Marcus, hmm? 375 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:56,815 What started you down this lighted path that led you here? 376 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,320 - Mine's a pretty darkened tale as well. I dunno. 377 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,821 So I might need a little something, something 378 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,756 to loosen up the tongue to spin this tortured yarn. 379 00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:06,625 - You want some of that? - Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah. 380 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,026 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 381 00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:11,363 Dangerous personality types run in my family, 382 00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:13,065 so I've gotta be very intentional when it comes 383 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,600 to my libatious intake, I dunno. 384 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,235 I stick to my tiny wines. 385 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:27,245 Mama always said, "Too mooch juice and the beast gets loose." 386 00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:30,048 (laughs) But I just need enough to get my courage up. 387 00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:32,984 (objects rustling) 388 00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:43,795 (objects continue rustling) 389 00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:47,599 (gentle music) 390 00:22:57,142 --> 00:23:00,345 (Onyx exhales shakily) 391 00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:03,148 I was eight years old when my father left. 392 00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:04,916 That weekend, my mama took me to the flea market 393 00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:07,986 and gave me five bucks to spend on anything I wanted. 394 00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:10,655 I dunno, to help keep my mind off things. 395 00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:13,692 At first, I saw a Cabbage Patch Doll with my name on it. 396 00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,762 Hooey, that doll was something fierce. 397 00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:18,463 Spotted freckles. (laughs) 398 00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:21,199 A little twist of red yarn hair. 399 00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:23,802 Goddamn, it was a sight to behold. 400 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,172 And I always did think I'd be a daddy to a ginger. 401 00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:28,006 - Oh. 402 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,742 - But just before I handed that fine doll seller 403 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:33,111 my crispy Lincoln, I saw it, one rack over 404 00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:35,414 behind a Lou Ferrigno Christmas album, 405 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,716 Bartok's first record. 406 00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:41,887 - Ah, "The Devil's Due." - "The Devil's Due." 407 00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:45,891 I don't know what made me buy it. Curiosity, compulsion? 408 00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:46,725 - Fate. 409 00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:48,593 - Mayhaps. Mayhaps. 410 00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:51,830 It also might have been the goatee. 411 00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:54,065 Ever since ALF, I've had an obsession with hair, 412 00:23:54,065 --> 00:23:58,370 both body and facial, wanting more of it, wanting less. 413 00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:01,072 Having too mooch, but never enoof. 414 00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:02,641 ALF's real name is Gordon Shumway. 415 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:05,076 - Can you finish your story? Bartok, the record. 416 00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:06,611 - Oh, yeah, so I bought the record, took it home, 417 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,947 listened to it a bunch, been a big fan ever since. 418 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:12,050 - Oh, beautiful. (laughs) 419 00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:14,953 What about you, Jesminder? 420 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,721 Oh, come on. 421 00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:20,392 The harder the shell, the deeper the crack. 422 00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:21,393 Oh. Oh. 423 00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:27,165 - I am Jesminder. You can call me Jesminder, not Jess. 424 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,035 I am a tattoo artist from Vegas, 425 00:24:30,035 --> 00:24:32,737 and do not ask me how many tattoos I have. 426 00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:34,973 The question is rote and basic. 427 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:36,508 - Yeah. 428 00:24:36,508 --> 00:24:39,611 - My reason for being here is different. 429 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,182 I was Bartok's wife in a past life, 430 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:48,453 many past lives actually, and I'm here to be with him again. 431 00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:52,624 We have already died a thousand deaths together, 432 00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:56,261 and I would die a thousand more just to be here now. 433 00:24:57,529 --> 00:25:00,532 I'm here for him, and not to make merry, 434 00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,334 and not to mince words. 435 00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:06,905 - Oh, yeah, no, I don't think you are mincing words. 436 00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:08,306 I dunno. 437 00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:09,708 - Why do you, why do you keep saying that? 438 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:10,542 I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. 439 00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:14,980 - I dunno. 440 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:19,951 - (laughs) Well, I'm Mack, they/them. 441 00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:24,289 And feel free to ask me how many tattoos I have. 442 00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:26,791 The answer's 12. My favorite's Snoopy on my ankle. 443 00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:29,394 - Oh, I love Snoopy. - Oh, me too. 444 00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:34,065 - And much like Mr. Duke, I'm an investigator, a seeker. 445 00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:36,301 I believe in the power of the elements, 446 00:25:36,301 --> 00:25:38,637 the natural elements. 447 00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:43,408 Bartok, I came across in high school, consumed all his work. 448 00:25:43,408 --> 00:25:46,578 Through him, I've come to learn more about myself 449 00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:49,548 and my place in the world around me. 450 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,050 (lips pop) 451 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:55,220 - (chuckles) Wow. Will you look at us, huh? 452 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,156 Five individuals from differing backgrounds 453 00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:02,561 in various walks of life, all assembled here, now, 454 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,630 to take part in something extraordinary 455 00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:08,900 and unprecedented in his unholy name. 456 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,969 (chuckles) Cheers to that. 457 00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:12,737 - To immortality! 458 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,973 - [All] To immortality! 459 00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:18,243 - [Onyx] To immortality! (all laugh) 460 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:22,080 (voices echoing indistinctly) 461 00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:26,251 I'm so happy to be here in Bartok's mansion. 462 00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:31,923 - [Mr. Duke] So, Onyx, Onyx, tell me more about this ALF. 463 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:35,727 - [Onyx] Yeah, so ALF's real name is Gordon Shumway. 464 00:26:35,727 --> 00:26:37,495 - Where is he from? - Yeah, well, he's from 465 00:26:37,495 --> 00:26:40,632 the planet Melmac, but he crash lands- 466 00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:44,302 - [Attendee] And then I chopped my hair off. 467 00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:47,172 - Well, what do you see? 468 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:53,945 (eerie music) (all laughing) 469 00:26:55,847 --> 00:26:58,617 - The chubby one didn't drink. - What? 470 00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:03,755 The patty slinger? Can't you make him? 471 00:27:03,755 --> 00:27:06,224 - It doesn't really work that way. They have to be willing. 472 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,328 - Well, what of everyone else? 473 00:27:10,328 --> 00:27:12,464 - Everything seems to be going as planned. 474 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,165 - Seems? 475 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:16,935 You don't sound so sure. 476 00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:18,770 - I- 477 00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:20,939 (all laughing) 478 00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:23,041 - Do we have anything to worry about? 479 00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:24,776 Is the ritual going to work? 480 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,413 (dramatic music) 481 00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:31,249 - No. 482 00:27:31,249 --> 00:27:33,251 - No, the ritual won't work? 483 00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:35,086 - No, we have nothing to worry about. 484 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,925 - Good. Then we move forward. 485 00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:45,296 Tomorrow you will guide them 486 00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:50,268 through the first ritual, "The Book of Blood." 487 00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:54,406 This will quell any uncertainty 488 00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:58,877 and lead us one step closer to the talisman. 489 00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:01,579 (ethereal music) 490 00:28:03,148 --> 00:28:06,084 (birds chirping) 491 00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:07,485 (microphone squealing) 492 00:28:07,485 --> 00:28:11,056 Good morning, Marcus, Jesminder, John, Shelley, and Mack. 493 00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:13,758 This is a reminder to please wear your cleansing stones 494 00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:16,795 at all times during your stay at Briardale Manor. 495 00:28:16,795 --> 00:28:19,364 After your meal, we will meet in the ritual room 496 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:22,701 with full bellies, steady hearts, and willing spirits. 497 00:28:23,568 --> 00:28:27,405 (microphone squeals) 498 00:28:27,405 --> 00:28:30,175 (dramatic music) 499 00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:34,312 (Shelley giggles) 500 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,218 (door clangs) 501 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:46,658 Good morning, all. 502 00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:49,027 I am Farrah, delegate to Bartok, 503 00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:50,762 servant to our great Lord Lucifer. 504 00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:54,432 This is the Grand Grimoire. 505 00:28:54,432 --> 00:28:56,134 (all gasp) 506 00:28:56,134 --> 00:28:56,968 - Oh. 507 00:28:57,836 --> 00:28:59,137 What's that? 508 00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:01,005 - It's like the devil's bible. 509 00:29:01,005 --> 00:29:04,209 - All the unholy knowledge in the world 510 00:29:04,209 --> 00:29:08,046 bound in the skin of fallen angels. 511 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:10,482 - Sick. 512 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:13,051 - You were not chosen at random. 513 00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:16,721 The souls required to perform the ritual of Abaddon Rising 514 00:29:16,721 --> 00:29:19,724 were called out a millennia ago by this book. 515 00:29:21,192 --> 00:29:24,195 You will each need to bleed on the primary sigil, here. 516 00:29:24,195 --> 00:29:25,663 The book will tell me whether or not 517 00:29:25,663 --> 00:29:27,265 you have a rightful place. 518 00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:32,670 Who would like to approach first? 519 00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:34,806 - Let's do this. 520 00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:39,377 I know my place. 521 00:29:39,377 --> 00:29:40,979 - Your hand. 522 00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:45,283 (dramatic music) Et In Nomine Tuo. 523 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:48,052 (dramatic music) 524 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,161 Next. 525 00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:59,564 (attendee gasps) (dramatic music) 526 00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:02,700 (Marcus whimpers) 527 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:05,136 - Mm, ow! Fuck, fuck, fuck. 528 00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:08,206 Ow, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, mm. 529 00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:09,374 - The book, Marcus. 530 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:13,211 - Mm. How many squeezes? 531 00:30:13,211 --> 00:30:14,712 How many squeezes? - That, that's enough. 532 00:30:14,712 --> 00:30:15,547 That's enough. 533 00:30:19,851 --> 00:30:21,319 (Farrah whispers indistinctly) 534 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:24,088 (dramatic music) 535 00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:34,933 Yes. 536 00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:36,668 - What does it mean? 537 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,804 - You have royal blood dating back generations. 538 00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:43,174 You are the queen. And you are allowed. 539 00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:44,142 - I knew it. 540 00:30:48,646 --> 00:30:50,715 (Shelley gasps) 541 00:30:50,715 --> 00:30:51,950 - The viking. 542 00:30:51,950 --> 00:30:52,917 - Wow. What? 543 00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:57,555 - You exist within an ancient Nordic bloodline 544 00:30:57,555 --> 00:31:00,925 that flows forward and backward from your family. 545 00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:02,560 You are allowed. 546 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,431 - Ooh, holy crap! Can you believe it? 547 00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:10,068 I'm a Viking, y'all. (growls) 548 00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:15,073 (laughs) Up top, up top! (laughs) 549 00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:27,051 - Leave it to our dark father to surprise us. 550 00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:32,056 Turns out this polished, refined man built of tweed and twee 551 00:31:33,524 --> 00:31:35,360 is also a werewolf. 552 00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:38,463 Lycanthrope blood pulses through your veins. 553 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,733 Whatever the amount and however dormant it may be, 554 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,534 it is still present nonetheless. 555 00:31:44,702 --> 00:31:46,437 And you are allowed. 556 00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:52,844 (dramatic music) 557 00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:56,114 A mystic. Spellcaster. 558 00:31:57,482 --> 00:32:00,351 The witch in this lifetime and many others. 559 00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:03,488 - Really? - You have great power, 560 00:32:03,488 --> 00:32:04,756 but you already knew that. 561 00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:06,724 Use it wisely. 562 00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:10,561 You, Mackenzie, are allowed. 563 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,171 - Huh? 564 00:32:20,171 --> 00:32:23,708 - You are the virgin. And you are allowed. 565 00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,476 - What the fuck? 566 00:32:25,476 --> 00:32:26,611 - You're just as an important piece 567 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,613 to this puzzle as anyone else. 568 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:31,282 - Bullshit. Jesminder's an ancient queen. 569 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:33,051 Shelley found out she's a viking. 570 00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:34,986 Oh, how cool and against type is that? 571 00:32:34,986 --> 00:32:39,257 Mr. Duke is part fucking werewolf. Are you kidding me? 572 00:32:39,257 --> 00:32:41,059 And Mack's an all-too-powerful witch, 573 00:32:41,059 --> 00:32:43,628 but I'm just a fat fucking, fat fucking virgin. 574 00:32:44,829 --> 00:32:49,100 Oh, goddamn, they did your boy dirty. 575 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,970 - Well, are you a virgin? 576 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:53,604 - Huh? 577 00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:56,641 - Are you a virgin, Marcus? 578 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,109 There's no shame in it. 579 00:32:58,109 --> 00:32:59,210 - Well, first of all, Mr. Duke, 580 00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:00,678 there is shame in everything. 581 00:33:00,678 --> 00:33:02,447 I'm surprised they didn't teach you that in Yale school. 582 00:33:02,447 --> 00:33:04,849 And besides that, yes, I am a virgin, goddamn. 583 00:33:04,849 --> 00:33:06,351 The only thing that's ever touched my wee-wee 584 00:33:06,351 --> 00:33:08,619 is my never washed pair of Battle K.A.T.T.S. Underoos. 585 00:33:08,619 --> 00:33:10,989 (book slams) 586 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,157 - The point is, all is in place 587 00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:15,426 for the ritual of Abaddon Rising, 588 00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:18,296 a ritual that requires one lycan, one witch, one viking, 589 00:33:18,296 --> 00:33:21,366 one queen, and yes, one virgin. 590 00:33:21,366 --> 00:33:23,434 - Goddammit. 591 00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:26,237 - I must report my findings. You will hear from me soon. 592 00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:32,543 - So you've never even... 593 00:33:34,879 --> 00:33:39,884 - What? No. (laughs) 594 00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:43,521 I mean, what would that even do? 595 00:33:46,057 --> 00:33:48,593 (Onyx laughs) 596 00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:56,100 - Each are devoted, each bled for you. 597 00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,168 All five are present. 598 00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:01,773 - They're all here. All five. 599 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:03,574 - All of them. 600 00:34:05,009 --> 00:34:07,178 We're so close. So close. 601 00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:10,915 - Open it. 602 00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:13,684 (dramatic music) 603 00:34:18,489 --> 00:34:19,991 Okay. 604 00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:26,030 Show me the way, Lord. 605 00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:28,633 Show me the way to the talisman. 606 00:34:30,635 --> 00:34:33,905 Show me the way to true power. 607 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:38,276 Pay me back for all the years of service. Show me the way! 608 00:34:40,311 --> 00:34:42,313 Show me the fucking way. 609 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:48,419 Ooh. 610 00:34:50,054 --> 00:34:50,888 Ooh. 611 00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:56,094 Yes. 612 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,229 Thank you, Father. (laughs) 613 00:35:04,335 --> 00:35:07,105 (dramatic music) 614 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:13,611 Boom. 615 00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:19,117 Tonight, we capture 616 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:22,787 eternity. 617 00:35:23,688 --> 00:35:26,424 (dramatic music) 618 00:35:27,592 --> 00:35:30,695 (crickets chirping) (Shelley laughing) 619 00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:33,698 (Mr. Duke laughing) 620 00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:40,371 - So have you ever like, transformed? 621 00:35:42,673 --> 00:35:44,308 - Never. 622 00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:48,646 I've never even imagined being anything more than a man. 623 00:35:49,847 --> 00:35:52,116 Never even dreamt it a possibility. 624 00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:54,652 That is until... 625 00:35:57,355 --> 00:35:59,524 - Until when? 626 00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:01,025 - I have kissed somebody before, 627 00:36:01,025 --> 00:36:02,927 so I've lost my mouth virginity. 628 00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:05,696 But I guess that's just not enough for that stupid book. 629 00:36:07,064 --> 00:36:08,599 - I had a dream last night. 630 00:36:09,867 --> 00:36:12,236 And I believe it was preparing me 631 00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:14,505 for what the Book of Blood would reveal. 632 00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:20,912 In it, I, I saw my hands growing claws, 633 00:36:23,948 --> 00:36:26,984 and my face, my face covered in fur. 634 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:32,089 I was inside of my own body, 635 00:36:32,089 --> 00:36:34,325 but somehow outside of it as well. 636 00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:35,159 - Me too. 637 00:36:36,394 --> 00:36:37,995 I had a dream just like it. 638 00:36:37,995 --> 00:36:40,431 I mean, not the werewolf part. 639 00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:44,302 But it was a foreshadowing of sorts. 640 00:36:45,469 --> 00:36:50,208 I was on the ocean in a great, great big boat 641 00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:55,046 surrounded by men, 642 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:59,016 all looking to me for orders. 643 00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:02,119 - Sounds legit. 644 00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:04,822 - My friend Elijah thought I got a hand job once 645 00:37:04,822 --> 00:37:06,424 from Kim Greene when we all skipped school 646 00:37:06,424 --> 00:37:08,459 to go see a matinee of "Ever After." 647 00:37:08,459 --> 00:37:10,061 I don't know, but in reality, 648 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,096 Kim had just dropped a piece of popcorn on my lap 649 00:37:12,096 --> 00:37:15,733 and had a wicked hard time retrieving that rogue kernel. 650 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,101 - I dreamt I was on a throne 651 00:37:18,502 --> 00:37:20,438 with an ever-expanding army at my beck and call. 652 00:37:21,305 --> 00:37:25,676 A queen surveying many lands. 653 00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:33,050 - Oh, cool, well, I dreamt I didn't fuck anybody last night, 654 00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:36,087 so I guess we all had pretty fortuitous dreams. 655 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:39,023 (lighter clicking) 656 00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:45,863 (door clicking) 657 00:37:47,632 --> 00:37:50,301 (ominous music) 658 00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:55,706 - [Bartok] This way. Stay close. 659 00:37:55,706 --> 00:37:56,841 - [Farrah] Yes, master. 660 00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:04,882 - Mack, did you have a dream last night? 661 00:38:04,882 --> 00:38:05,716 - Who's asking? 662 00:38:07,151 --> 00:38:08,519 - Well, Mr. Duke's asking. 663 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,088 - Yeah. I, I, did. 664 00:38:12,556 --> 00:38:13,824 - You mind sharing? 665 00:38:15,526 --> 00:38:18,496 (Mack sighs) 666 00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:19,563 - I was a witch 667 00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:24,802 levitating above a circle of other witches, 668 00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:28,973 all chanting my name and lifting me up. 669 00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:33,978 - That's fucking tight too. 670 00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:36,180 Meanwhile, I slept like a dumb-dumb baby. 671 00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:37,848 If I had a nightmare, y'all'd know. 672 00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:40,084 I'd wake up gripping the sheets something fierce 673 00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:41,252 and yelling, "Jesus!" 674 00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:43,087 - Interesting. 675 00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:47,958 We all, well, most of us, had vivid dreams last night 676 00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:50,394 foretelling our callings from the Book of Blood. 677 00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:53,731 But (sighs) what, what does it mean? 678 00:38:54,865 --> 00:38:56,033 - How about this? 679 00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:02,173 We break into Bartok's study, look at the Grimoire ourselves 680 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:04,408 and find out what the fuck it all means. 681 00:39:04,408 --> 00:39:05,843 - Schwa? 682 00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:08,579 - Well, Bartok and, uh, delegate just left for the evening. 683 00:39:08,579 --> 00:39:11,115 I mean, I saw them go that way. 684 00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:12,950 Oh, come on, Mr. Duke. 685 00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:16,220 Think about all that juicy knowledge 686 00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:18,055 that resides in that book. 687 00:39:18,055 --> 00:39:19,890 Don't you wanna sink your little 688 00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:21,726 truth-seeking fangs into it? 689 00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:25,696 - I would die to know more about that ritual. 690 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:26,997 - Yes. 691 00:39:26,997 --> 00:39:29,533 - Tempted by the forbidden fruit, huh? 692 00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:33,404 Dare we take a bite? 693 00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:35,506 - Dare we? 694 00:39:36,674 --> 00:39:39,810 (Mr. Duke and Onyx laugh) 695 00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:41,245 - Dare we? 696 00:39:41,245 --> 00:39:44,014 (dramatic music) 697 00:39:44,915 --> 00:39:47,218 (thunder crashes) 698 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,987 (dramatic music) 699 00:39:55,292 --> 00:39:57,762 (thunder crashes) 700 00:39:57,762 --> 00:40:00,498 (dramatic music) 701 00:40:03,467 --> 00:40:05,069 (Mr. Duke grunts) 702 00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,537 Let me try. 703 00:40:06,537 --> 00:40:08,005 I've got a surprisingly firm grip due to the amount 704 00:40:08,005 --> 00:40:10,341 of marshmallow fluff jars I've opened up over the years. 705 00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:13,544 (laughs) I used to put that shit on everything. 706 00:40:14,879 --> 00:40:17,381 (Onyx grunts) 707 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,686 (dramatic music) 708 00:40:22,686 --> 00:40:24,688 - What? Are we close? 709 00:40:27,191 --> 00:40:28,092 - Yes, I think so. 710 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,665 (Onyx grunts) 711 00:40:34,665 --> 00:40:37,401 - I'm talking English muffins. I'm talking Pop-Tarts. 712 00:40:37,401 --> 00:40:41,038 Fuck, I'm even talking bean burritos. I don't give a shit. 713 00:40:41,038 --> 00:40:42,239 (Onyx grunts) 714 00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,975 (dramatic music) 715 00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:55,619 - Here. 716 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,390 The map says here. 717 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:02,059 (dramatic music) 718 00:41:04,995 --> 00:41:07,031 (shrubbery rustling) 719 00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:10,201 (thunder crashes) 720 00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:12,837 (intense music) 721 00:41:18,676 --> 00:41:21,445 (dramatic music) 722 00:41:28,652 --> 00:41:29,854 (shovel clangs) (Bartok grunts) 723 00:41:29,854 --> 00:41:32,523 (Onyx grunting) 724 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:37,094 (Onyx panting) 725 00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:43,901 (thunder crashes) (dramatic music) 726 00:41:45,603 --> 00:41:47,171 - Well, can anyone pick a lock? 727 00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:48,839 - Wait, my Meat Hut skeleton key. 728 00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,741 - Your what? 729 00:41:50,741 --> 00:41:52,877 - This key opens everything. 730 00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:54,578 I inherited it from my former boss, Rick, 731 00:41:54,578 --> 00:41:56,580 the night he quit the Meat Hut, left me in charge, 732 00:41:56,580 --> 00:41:58,415 and promptly killed himself. 733 00:41:58,415 --> 00:42:00,818 I don't know, I think Rick's wife might've left him, 734 00:42:00,818 --> 00:42:03,254 or maybe Rick never had a wife at all. 735 00:42:03,254 --> 00:42:06,957 - Marcus, this lock is most likely 200 years old or more. 736 00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:09,293 There is no way your fast food key is gonna... 737 00:42:10,794 --> 00:42:12,596 Oh. (Mack laughs) 738 00:42:12,596 --> 00:42:14,164 Oh, I stand corrected. 739 00:42:14,164 --> 00:42:16,934 (dramatic music) 740 00:42:21,805 --> 00:42:25,175 Unholy Father, how you blessed us. 741 00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,879 - [Onyx] Oh. 742 00:42:28,879 --> 00:42:30,881 - There. 743 00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:33,984 - [Mack] The book. 744 00:42:33,984 --> 00:42:37,721 (Onyx imitates horn playing) 745 00:42:40,691 --> 00:42:42,526 (Onyx laughs) 746 00:42:42,526 --> 00:42:43,360 - Ah. 747 00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:48,732 - [Mr. Duke] Ah, here it is. (laughs) 748 00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:50,868 - [Mack] Well, can you read it? 749 00:42:50,868 --> 00:42:52,803 - In, in, in pieces. 750 00:42:52,803 --> 00:42:54,638 It's written in an ancient language 751 00:42:54,638 --> 00:42:58,943 I'm not entirely familiar with, possibly Samarian or, 752 00:42:58,943 --> 00:43:00,811 or a derivative of such. 753 00:43:00,811 --> 00:43:04,515 I brought my compact mini library of dead languages 754 00:43:04,515 --> 00:43:06,750 with me, but they're in my room. 755 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,018 - Nerd. 756 00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:09,520 - [Onyx] What does it say about the virgin? 757 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,754 That he has the power to cradle his flacid wee-wee 758 00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:12,656 in his hands and cry for hours on end? 759 00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:16,327 - Ah, here it is. 760 00:43:16,327 --> 00:43:21,332 "The ritual of Abaddon Rising is meant to empower, 761 00:43:24,368 --> 00:43:29,373 imbue, something, something, never-ending life." 762 00:43:32,409 --> 00:43:36,347 (shovel thuds) (Bartok grunts) 763 00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:38,182 (shovel thumping) - Oh, yes. 764 00:43:38,182 --> 00:43:42,987 - "But first, the Knife of Dagon must be acquired, 765 00:43:42,987 --> 00:43:47,157 then the five devoted souls must be..." 766 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:49,793 - Must be what? 767 00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:52,262 - It, it, it's a word I'm not entirely familiar with. 768 00:43:52,262 --> 00:43:56,100 Captivated? Enraptured? 769 00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:59,703 (thunder crashes) 770 00:43:59,703 --> 00:44:02,172 (Bartok gasps) 771 00:44:03,107 --> 00:44:05,609 (Bartok pants) 772 00:44:05,609 --> 00:44:10,080 "Once the five souls are present, the map of Sammael 773 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:15,085 will be revealed and lead to the Talisman of Souls." 774 00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:19,657 (thunder crashes) 775 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:20,591 - The what? 776 00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:27,031 (thunder crashing) 777 00:44:34,104 --> 00:44:37,441 (metal clanging) 778 00:44:37,441 --> 00:44:41,979 "Once the talisman is empowered and in your possession, 779 00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:46,984 you will be able to summon the infernal ruler Abaddon 780 00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:52,022 and absorb his power." 781 00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:53,657 (thunder crashes) 782 00:44:53,657 --> 00:44:56,493 (Bartok laughing) 783 00:45:07,104 --> 00:45:10,541 So if, if, if I'm to understand this correctly, 784 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,476 once Abaddon has risen- 785 00:45:12,476 --> 00:45:15,713 - (giggles) Aw. - Our immortality is gained, 786 00:45:16,747 --> 00:45:20,451 Bartok takes Abaddon's power, but- 787 00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:21,952 - But what? 788 00:45:21,952 --> 00:45:24,121 - There's a warning here at the bottom. 789 00:45:24,121 --> 00:45:26,824 "If a mortal tries to raise Abaddon, 790 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:30,260 beware the prophecy of the-" 791 00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:32,996 (tooth creaking) 792 00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:36,567 (door creaking) 793 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,571 - Secret passageways. Are you kidding me? 794 00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:48,779 - The what? The prophecy of the what? 795 00:45:48,779 --> 00:45:50,881 - The prophecy of the, I don't know, it's gone. 796 00:45:50,881 --> 00:45:52,449 - What the fuck? 797 00:45:52,449 --> 00:45:54,585 (door creaking) 798 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,120 - We have to go. 799 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,755 Marcus. - Onyx? 800 00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,590 - Zee? - Onyx? 801 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,191 - Zee! - Onyx. 802 00:46:01,191 --> 00:46:02,659 - Zee! - We have to go! 803 00:46:02,659 --> 00:46:03,794 - Zee! - But Onyx- 804 00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:05,262 - Now, we have to go! 805 00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:06,764 - Onyx? - Zee! Zee! 806 00:46:14,638 --> 00:46:17,307 (ominous music) 807 00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:29,520 (Onyx breathing heavily) 808 00:46:33,757 --> 00:46:36,426 (door scraping) 809 00:46:38,495 --> 00:46:40,931 (eerie music) 810 00:46:48,071 --> 00:46:51,408 (eerie music continues) 811 00:46:53,277 --> 00:46:55,612 (metal clanging) 812 00:46:55,612 --> 00:46:58,115 (eerie music) 813 00:47:04,054 --> 00:47:07,024 (talisman clanging) 814 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:14,731 - Now, focus. 815 00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:21,572 Hail, Satan. 816 00:47:23,740 --> 00:47:25,275 - [Both] Son of light. 817 00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:30,514 - [Bartok] Bring me the first sacrifice. 818 00:47:32,049 --> 00:47:34,751 (ominous music) 819 00:47:40,757 --> 00:47:44,261 (ominous music continues) 820 00:47:45,829 --> 00:47:50,467 (Bartok whispering in foreign language) 821 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:58,375 (loud knocking) 822 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,651 (doors scraping) 823 00:48:07,651 --> 00:48:09,119 - I want to see Bartok. 824 00:48:11,288 --> 00:48:13,657 - Of course. He's been expecting you. 825 00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:16,093 - Welcome, my dear. 826 00:48:16,093 --> 00:48:18,962 Please, have a seat. 827 00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:22,799 (doors slam) 828 00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:32,075 You know, you and I have met many times 829 00:48:32,075 --> 00:48:35,045 over thousands and thousands of years. 830 00:48:36,380 --> 00:48:40,384 And it has all culminated into this moment. 831 00:48:40,384 --> 00:48:43,387 (suspenseful music) 832 00:48:48,025 --> 00:48:49,026 It's your time 833 00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:54,164 to make the ultimate sacrifice. 834 00:48:54,164 --> 00:48:57,167 (suspenseful music) 835 00:49:05,375 --> 00:49:08,111 (dramatic music) 836 00:49:16,653 --> 00:49:18,055 Ade due Damballa. 837 00:49:19,723 --> 00:49:22,359 Give me the power, I beg of you. 838 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:25,963 Secoise entienne 839 00:49:28,532 --> 00:49:29,366 mais pois 840 00:49:31,768 --> 00:49:32,936 de morte! (blood squelches) 841 00:49:32,936 --> 00:49:37,774 (Onyx screams faintly) (dramatic music) 842 00:49:37,774 --> 00:49:38,608 Yes. 843 00:49:39,743 --> 00:49:41,144 That's it. 844 00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:43,747 Give me all of you. All of you. 845 00:49:45,182 --> 00:49:46,116 Everything. 846 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:49,319 Every last drop. 847 00:49:53,957 --> 00:49:55,459 (talisman dings) 848 00:49:55,459 --> 00:49:58,095 (Jesminder gasps) 849 00:49:58,095 --> 00:50:00,931 (Onyx whimpers) (Jesminder gasps) 850 00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:03,600 - (whimpering) Goddammit! 851 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,402 So many fucking cobwebs. 852 00:50:06,269 --> 00:50:09,106 (Onyx whimpering) 853 00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:12,743 (Onyx screams) 854 00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:14,144 (Onyx thuds) 855 00:50:14,144 --> 00:50:14,978 - Onyx? 856 00:50:16,146 --> 00:50:17,914 - Oh, hey. (laughs) 857 00:50:17,914 --> 00:50:19,349 What are y'all doing in here? 858 00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:21,718 - Uh, Mr. Duke is just trying to write down 859 00:50:21,718 --> 00:50:23,954 everything he can remember from the book. 860 00:50:23,954 --> 00:50:25,989 We're trying to learn more about the final ritual. 861 00:50:25,989 --> 00:50:28,458 - Oh, awesome. (chuckles) Hell yeah. 862 00:50:29,626 --> 00:50:31,762 - Are you okay? 863 00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:34,831 - Ah, yeah, nah, it's just, huh? 864 00:50:34,831 --> 00:50:37,667 What, how does that? Oh. (laughs) 865 00:50:37,667 --> 00:50:39,202 There's a, I was wondering how it, 866 00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:41,705 there's a little button on the side so that, yeah, 867 00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:45,909 that just off and then back on again, it's so cute. (laughs) 868 00:50:45,909 --> 00:50:49,846 Oh. I love the mechanics of these vintage lamps. 869 00:50:49,846 --> 00:50:52,182 - Yeah, Onyx, you don't really seem okay. 870 00:50:52,182 --> 00:50:54,117 Did something happen to you? 871 00:50:54,117 --> 00:50:56,520 - No. I just. (laughs) 872 00:50:58,388 --> 00:50:59,189 Huh. 873 00:51:02,659 --> 00:51:05,829 So when y'all left, I got stuck behind this painting. 874 00:51:05,829 --> 00:51:08,131 - Aw, man, we're sorry. We just didn't know where you were. 875 00:51:08,131 --> 00:51:10,267 - Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 876 00:51:10,267 --> 00:51:11,635 It's fine. It's fine. 877 00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:16,473 It's just, I saw Jesminder and Bartok, 878 00:51:16,473 --> 00:51:18,809 and at first they were just talking. 879 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:24,481 But then they got a little smoochie, which is fine. 880 00:51:24,481 --> 00:51:25,315 That's fine. 881 00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:28,385 But then- - Then? 882 00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:34,057 - He stabbed her and stabbed her until she was dead! 883 00:51:34,057 --> 00:51:35,492 - What? 884 00:51:35,492 --> 00:51:37,160 - With the Knife of Dagon, right in the chest. 885 00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:39,429 And I watched all the life drain from her eyes 886 00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:41,098 until she passed out and turned into 887 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,100 some kind of soulless ghoul. 888 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,936 ♪ Somewhere out there ♪ 889 00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,737 - Wait, what the fuck is happening? 890 00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:50,874 - Sorry. When I get nervous, I start singing Fievel. 891 00:51:50,874 --> 00:51:52,142 Can I get one of those? 892 00:51:52,142 --> 00:51:52,943 - Yeah. 893 00:51:54,845 --> 00:51:56,746 (Onyx sighs) 894 00:51:56,746 --> 00:51:59,349 It doesn't sound like immortality Mr. Duke. 895 00:52:00,283 --> 00:52:01,451 What the fuck is going on? 896 00:52:01,451 --> 00:52:03,086 Why did they really bring us here? 897 00:52:04,521 --> 00:52:08,225 - Marcus, are you sure you saw what you think you saw? 898 00:52:08,225 --> 00:52:09,693 - Oh, huh. Well, no. 899 00:52:09,693 --> 00:52:11,528 Let me think about it. Maybe I, no, maybe I did. 900 00:52:11,528 --> 00:52:13,196 Yes. I fucking saw what I think I saw. 901 00:52:13,196 --> 00:52:14,331 - Okay, okay. 902 00:52:14,331 --> 00:52:16,066 - The knife took out all of her soul goo. 903 00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:19,569 And the handle glowed like a bedazzled Lite-Brite. 904 00:52:19,569 --> 00:52:22,672 - Marcus, do you think you can draw what that looked like? 905 00:52:22,672 --> 00:52:23,507 - Yes, sir. 906 00:52:24,541 --> 00:52:27,210 - Did he say anything or speak anything 907 00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:29,045 while these actions occurred? 908 00:52:29,045 --> 00:52:31,314 Yeah. Some kind of incantation. 909 00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:32,549 - Do you remember any of it? 910 00:52:32,549 --> 00:52:35,685 - Yeah, it was like, uh, uh, dada, 911 00:52:35,685 --> 00:52:37,854 or doo doo, dada doo doo, or no, 912 00:52:37,854 --> 00:52:39,122 maybe doo doo came first. 913 00:52:39,122 --> 00:52:42,259 Doo doo, dada, doo doo, uh, Scooby-Doo, 914 00:52:42,259 --> 00:52:44,227 uh, yabba-dabba-doo. 915 00:52:48,398 --> 00:52:50,100 - My word. 916 00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:52,702 This is, I believe, the Talisman of Souls. 917 00:52:53,970 --> 00:52:55,939 - Hmm. Interesting. 918 00:52:55,939 --> 00:52:57,107 - What? 919 00:52:57,107 --> 00:52:59,242 - The smoke burns as it fills my lungs. 920 00:52:59,242 --> 00:53:00,710 I've never had a cigarette before, 921 00:53:00,710 --> 00:53:02,445 and I feel like I'm gonna vomit my entrails out. 922 00:53:02,445 --> 00:53:03,880 (Onyx retches) - Okay. 923 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:07,017 Uh, we really have to find that missing page. 924 00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:08,285 - The what? 925 00:53:08,285 --> 00:53:11,288 - In the Grimoire, after the ritual of Abaddon, 926 00:53:11,288 --> 00:53:12,856 there was a warning. 927 00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:15,825 It stated, "Beware the prophecy of the," 928 00:53:15,825 --> 00:53:17,594 and then the next page was missing. 929 00:53:19,095 --> 00:53:20,564 - I think I saw the missing page. 930 00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:21,831 - You did? - Where? 931 00:53:21,831 --> 00:53:23,333 - It was taped behind the painting. 932 00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:26,036 I saw it when Jesminder was getting zoinked and mcgoink'd. 933 00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:27,470 - Goodnight, honored guests. 934 00:53:27,470 --> 00:53:29,573 Please retire to your individual quarters 935 00:53:29,573 --> 00:53:31,641 and meet downstairs in the morning, 936 00:53:31,641 --> 00:53:34,578 for tomorrow we will prepare for our second ritual. 937 00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:36,446 - Ah, that's it. 938 00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:43,019 - Which will lead us one step closer to immortality. 939 00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:48,491 - During the second ritual, one of us 940 00:53:48,491 --> 00:53:51,228 sneaks off to retrieve the missing page. 941 00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:55,365 That page might help me put all these puzzle pieces together 942 00:53:55,365 --> 00:53:57,968 and uncover what awaits us. 943 00:53:57,968 --> 00:54:01,304 Something tells me that Bartok and delegate 944 00:54:01,304 --> 00:54:04,140 have a puzzle of their own to solve. 945 00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:08,044 Let's just hope we solve ours first. 946 00:54:09,713 --> 00:54:14,718 (birds chirping) (gentle music) 947 00:54:15,986 --> 00:54:18,855 - Welcome to the Ritual of the Box Demon. 948 00:54:18,855 --> 00:54:22,559 You will each enter this room alone, empty, 949 00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:25,462 except for a peculiar wooden box. 950 00:54:25,462 --> 00:54:27,530 Open the doors to that box. 951 00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:30,800 There you will confront a small yet powerful demon. 952 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:34,271 To this demon you will unburden yourself. 953 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:37,974 Share with it a secret that weighs heavily on your heart. 954 00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:41,011 Yes, Mackenzie? 955 00:54:41,011 --> 00:54:42,379 - Where's Jesminder? 956 00:54:42,379 --> 00:54:43,813 I mean, don't we need her for the ritual? 957 00:54:43,813 --> 00:54:45,282 - Yeah. 958 00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:48,652 - Jesminder is helping our master with something 959 00:54:48,652 --> 00:54:49,986 of great importance. 960 00:54:51,921 --> 00:54:53,723 A preparation for the 961 00:54:56,393 --> 00:54:57,861 final ritual. 962 00:54:59,429 --> 00:55:03,767 In exchange for that secret, you will request a truth. 963 00:55:03,767 --> 00:55:04,834 Ask wisely. 964 00:55:06,036 --> 00:55:08,805 Ask for an answer that no one could give you. 965 00:55:09,906 --> 00:55:13,176 No one except for our Eternal Father. 966 00:55:14,544 --> 00:55:18,114 But beware, for the truth this creature speaks 967 00:55:18,114 --> 00:55:20,317 is not for the faint of heart. 968 00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:22,952 For what he knows about you could challenge 969 00:55:22,952 --> 00:55:24,621 the very essence of self 970 00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:29,893 and untether you with a singular devastating proclamation. 971 00:55:29,893 --> 00:55:32,595 (dramatic music) 972 00:55:34,197 --> 00:55:35,298 Yes, Marcus? 973 00:55:35,298 --> 00:55:37,834 - I gotta take a big ol' shit. 974 00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:40,737 - Now? - Um, let me check. 975 00:55:40,737 --> 00:55:44,941 (groans) Yeah, now. For sure. 976 00:55:44,941 --> 00:55:46,843 - Fine, then go. We'll start without you. 977 00:55:46,843 --> 00:55:48,745 But if you're not back before your turn, 978 00:55:48,745 --> 00:55:50,980 by Satan's unholy name, you will be rendered ineligible 979 00:55:50,980 --> 00:55:53,516 and ejected from Bartok's mansion post-haste. 980 00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:54,951 - Got it. 981 00:55:54,951 --> 00:55:58,121 Shit quick else be deemed unworthy. 982 00:55:59,322 --> 00:56:01,925 - Mackenzie, would you like to go first? 983 00:56:02,892 --> 00:56:03,727 - I'd be honored. 984 00:56:05,462 --> 00:56:10,467 (door clanging) (Shelley giggles) 985 00:56:14,404 --> 00:56:17,340 (Shelley giggling) 986 00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:22,479 (dramatic music) 987 00:56:27,183 --> 00:56:29,953 (door squeaking) 988 00:56:37,327 --> 00:56:39,362 (bats squealing) 989 00:56:39,362 --> 00:56:41,164 - (coughs) Goddammit. 990 00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:44,167 How are all these cobwebs at exactly mouth level? 991 00:56:49,139 --> 00:56:51,908 (dramatic music) 992 00:56:57,046 --> 00:57:00,150 - Keeping it beefy. Keeping it beefy. 993 00:57:00,150 --> 00:57:02,986 Keeping it beefy. Keeping it beefy. 994 00:57:02,986 --> 00:57:05,388 Keeping it beefy. Keeping it beefy. 995 00:57:05,388 --> 00:57:06,222 - [Onyx] Huh. 996 00:57:07,457 --> 00:57:09,993 (door squeaks) 997 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:14,964 (Mack sobs) - Yes. 998 00:57:16,299 --> 00:57:19,502 The box demon speaks directly to your soul's cradle. 999 00:57:19,502 --> 00:57:23,673 Steady yourselves and steel your nerves for his truths. 1000 00:57:23,673 --> 00:57:24,507 Mr. Duke. 1001 00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:31,714 (door squeaks) 1002 00:57:38,888 --> 00:57:39,923 - I'm ready to go in. 1003 00:57:41,057 --> 00:57:42,292 - [Farrah] Hmm. 1004 00:57:43,693 --> 00:57:45,695 - [Onyx] (grunts) Gotta get back for the box demon. 1005 00:57:45,695 --> 00:57:48,398 Gotta get back for the box demon. 1006 00:57:48,398 --> 00:57:50,066 - [Mr. Duke] Uh-huh. 1007 00:57:52,635 --> 00:57:54,170 (door slams) 1008 00:57:54,170 --> 00:57:56,840 - Oh, how's it going down here with all the box demon stuff? 1009 00:57:58,541 --> 00:58:01,611 - Shelley. (Shelley squeals) 1010 00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:05,648 - I gave him the page. 1011 00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:07,050 - Shut the fuck up. - Yep. 1012 00:58:07,050 --> 00:58:09,786 (dramatic music) 1013 00:58:13,022 --> 00:58:15,458 (Shelley screams) Oh! 1014 00:58:15,458 --> 00:58:18,228 - [Shelley] You've shattered my mind! 1015 00:58:18,228 --> 00:58:21,264 Oh, oh, there's a raccoon in the car! 1016 00:58:21,264 --> 00:58:23,867 (door squeaks) 1017 00:58:27,036 --> 00:58:29,873 (Shelley sobbing) 1018 00:58:34,811 --> 00:58:36,946 - Whatever's going on in there must be pretty heavy stuff. 1019 00:58:36,946 --> 00:58:38,214 (laughs) It's probably for the better 1020 00:58:38,214 --> 00:58:39,949 that I emptied out my system first. 1021 00:58:41,784 --> 00:58:42,585 - [Shelley] No, don't ever let go. Don't ever let go. 1022 00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:48,124 (door squeaks and slams) 1023 00:58:51,928 --> 00:58:54,597 (chiming music) 1024 00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,370 - Go to him. Go to your master. 1025 00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,906 (Shelley sobs) 1026 00:59:09,212 --> 00:59:11,047 - Shelley, where are you going? 1027 00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:15,251 - She's going to her master. She's in quite a state. 1028 00:59:15,251 --> 00:59:16,920 - Yeah, we all are, but I think it'd be better 1029 00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:18,855 if we just stay together, I mean, right, Shelley? 1030 00:59:18,855 --> 00:59:20,757 Stay with me. - I... 1031 00:59:20,757 --> 00:59:23,660 - Mackenzie, please. We all have free will here. 1032 00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:24,794 - I'm not gonna let him do to her what he did 1033 00:59:24,794 --> 00:59:26,763 to Jesminder, you hear me? 1034 00:59:27,964 --> 00:59:29,966 - Jesminder? Whatever could you mean? 1035 00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:32,368 - Yes, Mack, whatever could you mean? 1036 00:59:35,238 --> 00:59:37,740 Shelley, he's ready for you now. 1037 00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:39,842 - What the fuck? 1038 00:59:39,842 --> 00:59:42,579 - [Shelley] I want to see Bartok. 1039 00:59:43,613 --> 00:59:45,682 - Wait here for your friend. 1040 00:59:45,682 --> 00:59:48,418 (dramatic music) 1041 00:59:53,056 --> 00:59:55,825 (cabinet squeaks) 1042 00:59:55,825 --> 00:59:58,561 (box demon coos) 1043 01:00:00,396 --> 01:00:02,231 - Come closer, my son. 1044 01:00:06,936 --> 01:00:07,770 Closer. 1045 01:00:10,306 --> 01:00:14,243 (box demon groans and sneezes) 1046 01:00:15,578 --> 01:00:17,981 (Onyx gasps) 1047 01:00:17,981 --> 01:00:19,482 Let it in, my son. 1048 01:00:21,217 --> 01:00:22,051 Let it in. 1049 01:00:23,786 --> 01:00:27,123 Now, won't you feed me a secret, Marcus? 1050 01:00:29,892 --> 01:00:31,094 - I dunno. 1051 01:00:31,094 --> 01:00:32,695 - Dig deep, my son. 1052 01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:37,834 Go to the darkest, most shameful parts of you. 1053 01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:40,603 What is there? 1054 01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:43,773 - Oh, uh, I guess, 1055 01:00:47,377 --> 01:00:48,177 huh. 1056 01:00:51,347 --> 01:00:52,382 Sex? 1057 01:00:52,382 --> 01:00:53,916 - Yes. 1058 01:00:53,916 --> 01:00:58,788 What do you see when you think of your most carnal desires? 1059 01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:03,226 - Well, I guess I think about my, 1060 01:01:04,861 --> 01:01:06,863 my fantasies. - Ooh. 1061 01:01:06,863 --> 01:01:08,531 Tell me more. 1062 01:01:08,531 --> 01:01:12,568 Ooh, ooh, ooh, what's buried in the core 1063 01:01:12,568 --> 01:01:14,671 of your chamber of shame? 1064 01:01:15,738 --> 01:01:17,540 - Uh, yeah, my shame-ber? 1065 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:22,178 Uh, well, my deepest, darkest fantasies 1066 01:01:22,178 --> 01:01:24,981 revolve around a series of fan fiction I wrote. 1067 01:01:24,981 --> 01:01:27,483 Short novellas really, based on Gadget Hackwrench 1068 01:01:27,483 --> 01:01:28,951 from "Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers." 1069 01:01:28,951 --> 01:01:31,988 - Oh, yes. 1070 01:01:31,988 --> 01:01:33,990 - In it, I play a mix between Dale 1071 01:01:33,990 --> 01:01:36,259 and Marky Mark's character from "Boogie Nights." 1072 01:01:36,259 --> 01:01:39,195 I call myself Dale Diggler. (laughs) 1073 01:01:39,195 --> 01:01:41,464 And, uh, let's just say the things we get to fixing 1074 01:01:41,464 --> 01:01:43,099 in the Ranger Plane after hours, 1075 01:01:44,567 --> 01:01:47,603 well, (laughs) yeah, it's more than just rusty propellers. 1076 01:01:47,603 --> 01:01:50,073 (Onyx laughs) 1077 01:01:52,742 --> 01:01:54,744 'Cause eventually she starts fixing my wiener. 1078 01:01:54,744 --> 01:01:57,747 - (laughs) Mm. Tasty. 1079 01:01:57,747 --> 01:02:02,652 Num, num, num. That secret will do. 1080 01:02:03,519 --> 01:02:07,123 Now, what truth do you seek? 1081 01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,095 - Anything? 1082 01:02:12,962 --> 01:02:13,863 - Anything. 1083 01:02:22,004 --> 01:02:24,474 - Oh, demon in a box, how I beg of you. 1084 01:02:25,775 --> 01:02:28,111 Oh, demon in a box, please answer me true. 1085 01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:31,614 Oh, demon in a box, how I wish to see 1086 01:02:34,517 --> 01:02:38,788 why my father Carl left my mother and me. 1087 01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:44,594 - [Box Demon] Oh, Marcus. Don't you know? 1088 01:02:46,395 --> 01:02:48,231 It was because of you. 1089 01:02:53,202 --> 01:02:54,003 - What? 1090 01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:58,908 - [Box Demon] You simply weren't enough. 1091 01:02:58,908 --> 01:03:02,612 You weren't enough to keep him there. 1092 01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:07,049 Weren't enough to keep them together. 1093 01:03:08,184 --> 01:03:12,121 Think hard, go deep. You'll remember. 1094 01:03:15,725 --> 01:03:18,327 (dreamy music) 1095 01:03:19,829 --> 01:03:20,797 ♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪ 1096 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:22,665 ♪ Noble warrior felines ♪ 1097 01:03:22,665 --> 01:03:23,633 ♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪ 1098 01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:25,501 ♪ Flying high in the air ♪ 1099 01:03:25,501 --> 01:03:27,003 ♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪ 1100 01:03:27,003 --> 01:03:31,340 ♪ Righteous, worthy and divine ♪ (Carl yelling indistinctly) 1101 01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:34,343 - [Nancy] Oh, you're a clown, Carl! 1102 01:03:34,343 --> 01:03:36,345 Get a job in a sideshow! 1103 01:03:39,048 --> 01:03:41,751 (Nancy sobbing) 1104 01:03:45,454 --> 01:03:48,958 (suitcase thuds) 1105 01:03:48,958 --> 01:03:50,993 ♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪ 1106 01:03:50,993 --> 01:03:53,429 - Daddy, where are you going? 1107 01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:58,100 When will you be back? 1108 01:04:02,171 --> 01:04:06,175 - I don't know. 1109 01:04:06,175 --> 01:04:08,611 (door slams) 1110 01:04:10,947 --> 01:04:14,650 - I don't know. I don't know. 1111 01:04:14,650 --> 01:04:16,953 I don't know. I don't know. 1112 01:04:16,953 --> 01:04:18,688 I dunno. I dunno. 1113 01:04:18,688 --> 01:04:20,756 I dunno. I dunno. 1114 01:04:20,756 --> 01:04:22,325 - I dunno. I dunno. 1115 01:04:22,325 --> 01:04:23,593 I dunno I dunno. 1116 01:04:23,593 --> 01:04:25,161 I dunno. 1117 01:04:25,161 --> 01:04:29,732 - Did you find the answers you sought, young one? 1118 01:04:29,732 --> 01:04:31,601 - Oh, yeah. (laughs) We're good. 1119 01:04:31,601 --> 01:04:32,768 Thanks, little demon dude. 1120 01:04:32,768 --> 01:04:35,538 - Now, if you- (cabinet slams) 1121 01:04:39,609 --> 01:04:42,011 - Onyx, are you okay? What did the demon say to you? 1122 01:04:42,011 --> 01:04:43,579 - Huh? Oh, yeah, I'm good. 1123 01:04:43,579 --> 01:04:45,248 He actually said a bunch of cool stuff to me. 1124 01:04:45,248 --> 01:04:46,749 He was like, "I bet you got a big ol' wiener, 1125 01:04:46,749 --> 01:04:48,351 and you probably fuck a lot too." 1126 01:04:48,351 --> 01:04:50,086 So yeah, I just wanted to celebrate 1127 01:04:50,086 --> 01:04:52,521 all the cool stuff he said. (laughs) 1128 01:04:52,521 --> 01:04:55,258 (dramatic music) 1129 01:04:58,661 --> 01:05:00,496 - Well, Mr. Duke wants us to rendezvous with him 1130 01:05:00,496 --> 01:05:01,831 to discuss his findings. 1131 01:05:01,831 --> 01:05:03,099 He's been deciphering the prophecy, and- 1132 01:05:03,099 --> 01:05:05,301 - Oh, cool. Yeah, prophecies are so fun. 1133 01:05:05,301 --> 01:05:07,270 Yeah, let's do it. Let's rendezvous. 1134 01:05:08,137 --> 01:05:10,806 (Onyx chugging) 1135 01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:14,610 (Mack sighs) 1136 01:05:18,381 --> 01:05:21,050 (Onyx chugging) 1137 01:05:23,886 --> 01:05:28,090 - Onyx, maybe you wanna slow down a little. 1138 01:05:28,090 --> 01:05:29,659 - Loud and clear, boss. 1139 01:05:29,659 --> 01:05:34,664 - "It is foretelling a prophecy that will disrupt 1140 01:05:36,732 --> 01:05:38,868 the rising of Abaddon. 1141 01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:43,873 Beware the prophecy of the unexpected," 1142 01:05:44,607 --> 01:05:45,474 no, "unforeseen." 1143 01:05:49,111 --> 01:05:50,613 Oh, come on, John. 1144 01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:54,417 "Beware the prophecy of the, 1145 01:05:56,886 --> 01:06:01,824 of the Fortuitous One." 1146 01:06:02,491 --> 01:06:03,326 - What? - What? 1147 01:06:04,226 --> 01:06:05,394 - What? - What? 1148 01:06:06,362 --> 01:06:08,164 (Shelley yells) - What? 1149 01:06:08,164 --> 01:06:10,199 (Shelley whimpers) 1150 01:06:10,199 --> 01:06:11,167 - Nothing, I- 1151 01:06:12,201 --> 01:06:14,637 (Shelley thuds) 1152 01:06:14,637 --> 01:06:17,006 - That's right. 1153 01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:20,176 Give me everything. 1154 01:06:21,777 --> 01:06:26,148 Every last drop. 1155 01:06:26,148 --> 01:06:29,251 (Shelley whimpering) 1156 01:06:32,054 --> 01:06:35,891 - Onyx, what did you call yourself when we first met? 1157 01:06:35,891 --> 01:06:37,626 - Huh? Oh, I don't remember. 1158 01:06:37,626 --> 01:06:40,730 - It was Onyx the Fortuitous, wasn't it? 1159 01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:42,898 - Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah. 1160 01:06:42,898 --> 01:06:44,700 I might have said Onyx the Fortunate One, 1161 01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:47,570 because I am ever so fortunate to have won this contest 1162 01:06:47,570 --> 01:06:50,773 and be invited here to be with all of you wonderful people. 1163 01:06:50,773 --> 01:06:52,375 (Onyx chugging) 1164 01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:53,642 - What else does it say? 1165 01:06:53,642 --> 01:06:56,312 I mean, what happens if the ritual is disrupted? 1166 01:06:56,312 --> 01:06:57,246 What happens if it isn't? 1167 01:06:57,246 --> 01:06:59,849 - I, I, I, I, I don't know. 1168 01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:01,417 I need more time with the page. 1169 01:07:01,417 --> 01:07:03,085 There, there's so much here. 1170 01:07:03,085 --> 01:07:04,086 - Onyx, if you... 1171 01:07:06,789 --> 01:07:08,324 (Mack sighs) 1172 01:07:08,324 --> 01:07:13,329 (lively music) (Onyx chugging) 1173 01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:18,501 Onyx, what are you doing? 1174 01:07:18,501 --> 01:07:21,837 - Huh? Oh, I'm just trying to relax. (laughs) 1175 01:07:21,837 --> 01:07:24,373 I mean, all this talk of demons and prophecies, 1176 01:07:24,373 --> 01:07:28,210 I mean, whoo, it is too mooch. (laughs) 1177 01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:31,013 And I just wanna party. Don't you? 1178 01:07:31,013 --> 01:07:33,582 I mean, everyone's so stuffy here, right? 1179 01:07:33,582 --> 01:07:37,453 Bartok and Farrah and all their fucking bullshit. 1180 01:07:37,453 --> 01:07:41,490 Huh? All their fucking bullshitty robes. 1181 01:07:41,490 --> 01:07:43,025 And they're dumb-dumb hats. 1182 01:07:43,025 --> 01:07:47,763 I mean, what kind of dumb-dumb wears a hat like this? 1183 01:07:47,763 --> 01:07:50,299 It's stupid. And this. 1184 01:07:51,467 --> 01:07:55,271 Fuck this goofy-ass emerald bullshit. 1185 01:07:56,105 --> 01:07:58,407 - It's, it's peridot. 1186 01:07:58,407 --> 01:08:01,143 - Well, fuck this peridot bullshit. 1187 01:08:01,143 --> 01:08:03,012 (necklace chimes) 1188 01:08:03,012 --> 01:08:05,181 (Onyx chugs) 1189 01:08:05,181 --> 01:08:07,850 (ghoul gasping) 1190 01:08:09,852 --> 01:08:14,857 (laughs) Dancing makes me feel so alive! (laughs) 1191 01:08:15,658 --> 01:08:18,327 (Onyx chugging) 1192 01:08:21,964 --> 01:08:23,432 - What's happening? 1193 01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:25,968 - I don't think he liked what the demon said to him. 1194 01:08:25,968 --> 01:08:27,603 - Ah. You know what's weird? 1195 01:08:28,604 --> 01:08:31,006 No one has danced since we got here. 1196 01:08:31,006 --> 01:08:33,642 And that's a real shame, huh? 1197 01:08:33,642 --> 01:08:36,545 'Cause dancing really frees you up, huh? 1198 01:08:36,545 --> 01:08:40,583 Dancing gets you loose, (laughs) gets you outta your head. 1199 01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:44,920 Farrah, you wanna dance with me? Come on, baby. 1200 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,590 (laughs) Nah? All right, that's fine. 1201 01:08:47,590 --> 01:08:49,892 I can dance by myself. (laughs) 1202 01:08:49,892 --> 01:08:54,163 Oh, yeah, she gets it. Come on. 1203 01:08:54,163 --> 01:08:57,566 Let it take you over. Let the rhythm take you over. 1204 01:08:57,566 --> 01:09:00,035 Rhythm take you over. 1205 01:09:00,035 --> 01:09:02,071 Oh, fuck. She's a ghoul. (laughs) 1206 01:09:02,071 --> 01:09:04,306 - What, what did he say? 1207 01:09:04,306 --> 01:09:07,042 - He said, "Oh, fuck, she's so cool." 1208 01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:10,646 (Onyx chugging) 1209 01:09:16,452 --> 01:09:18,554 Onyx, how much of that did you drink? 1210 01:09:20,756 --> 01:09:22,024 - I don't know. 1211 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,561 (Onyx thuds) 1212 01:09:28,197 --> 01:09:30,766 (bright music) 1213 01:09:39,308 --> 01:09:44,313 ♪ And I would do anything ♪ for love ♪ 1214 01:09:45,548 --> 01:09:49,351 ♪ I'd run right into hell ♪ and back ♪ 1215 01:09:50,386 --> 01:09:54,590 ♪ I would do anything ♪ for love ♪ 1216 01:09:54,590 --> 01:09:59,094 ♪ I'll take the vow and ♪ seal the pact ♪ 1217 01:10:01,764 --> 01:10:05,067 - Who am I? - You know. Search your heart. 1218 01:10:05,067 --> 01:10:08,137 - Who's to say what any of us are in this twisted palace 1219 01:10:08,137 --> 01:10:10,039 built of riddle and rhyme? 1220 01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:15,044 ♪ And I would do anything ♪ for love ♪ 1221 01:10:15,811 --> 01:10:19,048 ♪ But I won't do that ♪ 1222 01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:20,282 - [Onyx] I dunno. 1223 01:10:20,282 --> 01:10:22,885 ♪ No, I won't do ♪ (Onyx hisses) 1224 01:10:22,885 --> 01:10:25,487 (upbeat music) 1225 01:10:31,660 --> 01:10:34,663 ♪ And some nights you're ♪ breathing fire ♪ 1226 01:10:34,663 --> 01:10:37,900 ♪ And some nights you're ♪ talking nice ♪ 1227 01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:39,468 ♪ Some nights you're like nothing ♪ 1228 01:10:39,468 --> 01:10:43,239 ♪ I've ever seen before or ♪ will again ♪ 1229 01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,240 (Onyx growls) 1230 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,375 ♪ And maybe I'm crazy ♪ 1231 01:10:46,375 --> 01:10:50,713 ♪ Oh, it's crazy and it's true ♪ 1232 01:10:50,713 --> 01:10:52,648 ♪ I know you can save me ♪ 1233 01:10:52,648 --> 01:10:57,453 ♪ No one else can save me ♪ now but you ♪ 1234 01:10:57,453 --> 01:11:00,022 - Farrah, what are you? 1235 01:11:00,022 --> 01:11:02,157 - [Farrah] Here we can be anything, Onyx. 1236 01:11:02,157 --> 01:11:04,560 I can be whatever your heart desires most. 1237 01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:08,697 Join me and we can be together for all eternity. 1238 01:11:08,697 --> 01:11:13,535 ♪ And I would do anything ♪ for love ♪ 1239 01:11:13,535 --> 01:11:18,007 ♪ I would do anything ♪ for love ♪ 1240 01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:22,278 ♪ I would do anything ♪ for love ♪ 1241 01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:25,681 ♪ But I won't do that ♪ 1242 01:11:25,681 --> 01:11:29,251 - I dunno. ♪ But I won't do ♪ 1243 01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:34,923 - Or would you rather be here? 1244 01:11:34,923 --> 01:11:37,393 - No. Oh, God, no. 1245 01:11:37,393 --> 01:11:40,462 - Then be with me. Free me from Bartok's rule. 1246 01:11:40,462 --> 01:11:41,563 - Schwa? 1247 01:11:43,198 --> 01:11:45,267 - He raised me from the depths, gave me life. 1248 01:11:45,267 --> 01:11:48,570 but a life of enslavement is no life at all. 1249 01:11:48,570 --> 01:11:51,907 I can be given a new life by the one the prophecy speaks of. 1250 01:11:51,907 --> 01:11:54,009 Together you and I can defeat Bartok. 1251 01:11:54,009 --> 01:11:56,378 But if we don't, he will complete the final ritual 1252 01:11:56,378 --> 01:11:59,548 and use the power of Abaddon to take the souls of millions. 1253 01:11:59,548 --> 01:12:02,384 But if you and I- (growling) 1254 01:12:02,384 --> 01:12:04,153 Oh, no. It's too late. 1255 01:12:05,954 --> 01:12:09,058 He found us. - Who? 1256 01:12:09,058 --> 01:12:12,127 - Abaddon. 1257 01:12:12,127 --> 01:12:16,098 - [Abaddon] Come to me, patty slinger. 1258 01:12:16,098 --> 01:12:20,769 Come to me. (growls) 1259 01:12:22,604 --> 01:12:25,374 (dramatic music) 1260 01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:30,245 (Abaddon growling) 1261 01:12:36,852 --> 01:12:38,854 - How can I make your day a bit beefier? 1262 01:12:40,122 --> 01:12:42,491 - Marcus J. Trillbury, 1263 01:12:44,626 --> 01:12:46,095 we meet at last. 1264 01:12:47,963 --> 01:12:50,833 I've heard so much about you. 1265 01:12:52,835 --> 01:12:57,673 The patty slinger. The virgin. 1266 01:12:57,673 --> 01:13:01,744 The fool. Know this, Marcus. 1267 01:13:01,744 --> 01:13:04,513 You are many things, 1268 01:13:04,513 --> 01:13:08,717 but you are not the Fortuitous One. 1269 01:13:09,885 --> 01:13:13,055 I have seen the Fortuitous One. 1270 01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:19,061 Does that look like you, Onyx the Fart-uitous? 1271 01:13:21,764 --> 01:13:25,634 (creature squelching) 1272 01:13:25,634 --> 01:13:26,468 Does it? 1273 01:13:27,836 --> 01:13:29,438 - No, sir, it does not. 1274 01:13:29,438 --> 01:13:33,142 - In less than one day's time, 1275 01:13:33,142 --> 01:13:38,147 I will rise through an unholy vessel and enslave the Earth. 1276 01:13:39,314 --> 01:13:41,417 Face it, patty slinger, 1277 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:45,621 your time is up. (roars) 1278 01:13:45,621 --> 01:13:49,691 (Onyx screams) (Abaddon laughs) 1279 01:13:49,691 --> 01:13:54,696 There's nowhere to run. (laughs) 1280 01:13:55,564 --> 01:13:57,332 Patty slinger. Patty slinger. 1281 01:13:59,101 --> 01:14:03,939 I'm coming to get you, patty slinger. (laughs) 1282 01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:13,048 How can I make your day a bit beefier? (laughs) 1283 01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:21,390 When in doubt, skewer it out. 1284 01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:24,359 Yahhh! - Jesus! 1285 01:14:24,359 --> 01:14:25,194 Jesus! 1286 01:14:26,328 --> 01:14:28,363 - Hey, it's okay, Onyx. 1287 01:14:28,363 --> 01:14:30,098 It's all right. Lay, lay down. 1288 01:14:30,098 --> 01:14:30,933 You're all right. 1289 01:14:31,834 --> 01:14:32,868 Here, drink this. 1290 01:14:35,037 --> 01:14:35,904 - What is it? 1291 01:14:37,172 --> 01:14:40,509 - Ginger, turmeric, mint, elder flower, 1292 01:14:40,509 --> 01:14:43,111 some other things that'll help your stomach. 1293 01:14:44,813 --> 01:14:49,818 - I'm sorry, Zee. I don't know what came over me. 1294 01:14:50,419 --> 01:14:51,887 - It's all good. 1295 01:14:51,887 --> 01:14:54,590 Uh, your little episode was the perfect distraction 1296 01:14:54,590 --> 01:14:56,825 Mr. Duke needed to work on his translations. 1297 01:14:58,227 --> 01:15:00,295 - Oh, sick. (stomach gurgles) 1298 01:15:00,295 --> 01:15:01,830 Mm. - Drink. 1299 01:15:04,266 --> 01:15:06,235 I spent some time in the walls. 1300 01:15:07,469 --> 01:15:09,071 This place is a maze. 1301 01:15:10,472 --> 01:15:13,308 Dozens of corridors all leading somewhere different. 1302 01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:17,145 - Thanks for taking care of me, Zee. 1303 01:15:20,215 --> 01:15:22,017 - That's what friends are for, Onyx. 1304 01:15:23,151 --> 01:15:25,354 - Oh, yeah. For sure. 1305 01:15:27,956 --> 01:15:29,992 Yeah, I know what friends are 1306 01:15:29,992 --> 01:15:33,795 and what their general responsibilities consist of. 1307 01:15:33,795 --> 01:15:36,431 (Mack cries) 1308 01:15:36,431 --> 01:15:39,034 (somber music) 1309 01:15:40,903 --> 01:15:44,306 Zee, are you okay? 1310 01:15:47,075 --> 01:15:48,410 - No, I, um, 1311 01:15:52,247 --> 01:15:55,050 I feel stupid, Onyx. 1312 01:15:58,353 --> 01:16:00,556 Stupid for trusting Bartok. 1313 01:16:02,524 --> 01:16:04,059 Trusting anyone, really. 1314 01:16:06,495 --> 01:16:07,896 I should have known better. 1315 01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:11,567 And I'm, 1316 01:16:16,271 --> 01:16:17,105 I'm scared. 1317 01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:20,576 I'm really scared. 1318 01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:24,179 (solemn music) 1319 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:31,253 - I used to get scared whenever I'd go on sleepovers. 1320 01:16:33,555 --> 01:16:35,691 Even to my best friend Billy Davis's house. 1321 01:16:38,026 --> 01:16:40,195 'Cause it all felt so weird and unfamiliar. 1322 01:16:42,798 --> 01:16:46,501 That's when his mom, Linda, taught me that song. 1323 01:16:49,004 --> 01:16:52,307 And just like Fievel, my fears would be soothed 1324 01:16:52,307 --> 01:16:55,310 and I'd be asleep in no time. 1325 01:16:58,180 --> 01:17:03,118 'Cause she reminded me that no matter how alone we feel, 1326 01:17:05,821 --> 01:17:09,558 no matter how far away from home we might be, 1327 01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:14,997 we're still underneath the same sky as the people we love. 1328 01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:19,434 Just remember, you do have friends. 1329 01:17:21,336 --> 01:17:22,838 And you're never really alone. 1330 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:26,742 Because we're all under the same moon. 1331 01:17:29,978 --> 01:17:32,648 (Mack chuckles) 1332 01:17:36,952 --> 01:17:39,821 - That's all you saw in the dream, 1333 01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:41,790 the chubby one playing the piano 1334 01:17:41,790 --> 01:17:44,559 and smashing mirrors with a cane? 1335 01:17:46,228 --> 01:17:48,530 - Yes. What I saw is what I told you. 1336 01:17:50,532 --> 01:17:52,100 - Hmm. 1337 01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:54,870 (ghoul wheezing) 1338 01:17:59,408 --> 01:18:00,442 Farrah? 1339 01:18:02,577 --> 01:18:03,612 - Yes, master? 1340 01:18:04,813 --> 01:18:09,785 - Why do you insist on mocking my intelligence, 1341 01:18:10,986 --> 01:18:14,589 undermining my power, deriding my virility? 1342 01:18:14,589 --> 01:18:16,925 - Master, I- - Do you not think 1343 01:18:16,925 --> 01:18:18,093 he speaks to me? 1344 01:18:19,461 --> 01:18:24,366 Do you not think Lucifer himself speaks directly to me? 1345 01:18:26,001 --> 01:18:26,935 To me! 1346 01:18:28,103 --> 01:18:32,240 Or a succubus shrew who sleeps in a shed? 1347 01:18:37,212 --> 01:18:39,548 Give it to me. (Farrah moans) 1348 01:18:39,548 --> 01:18:41,783 Put it in my hand. 1349 01:18:41,783 --> 01:18:43,285 Put it in my hand. 1350 01:18:49,024 --> 01:18:52,127 (Bartok grunts) (the figurine shatters) 1351 01:18:52,127 --> 01:18:54,863 (dramatic music) 1352 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:03,939 What's the point of having a psychic demon bitch's power 1353 01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:09,544 at my disposal if all she does is fucking lie to me? 1354 01:19:12,147 --> 01:19:13,582 - I didn't lie to you, master. 1355 01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:17,786 - Oh, no, you just chose not to tell me 1356 01:19:17,786 --> 01:19:20,288 that you sensed something when they first arrived. 1357 01:19:20,288 --> 01:19:22,057 You just chose not to tell me 1358 01:19:22,057 --> 01:19:24,192 when they witnessed the taking of a soul. 1359 01:19:24,192 --> 01:19:27,863 You just chose not to tell me that they stole 1360 01:19:27,863 --> 01:19:32,868 the fucking prophecy right from underneath our noses! 1361 01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:36,404 (ghouls wheezing) 1362 01:19:36,404 --> 01:19:40,308 Now, if you don't tell me what you're sensing, 1363 01:19:40,308 --> 01:19:44,946 what you're seeing when you see it, I swear to you- 1364 01:19:44,946 --> 01:19:46,915 (metal clangs) (Farrah gasps) 1365 01:19:46,915 --> 01:19:51,920 I will take this fucking life from you. 1366 01:19:53,121 --> 01:19:55,290 - You can't kill a demon with the Knife of Dagon. 1367 01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:58,827 - You know what? I know that I can't kill you with this. 1368 01:19:58,827 --> 01:20:03,498 But what I can do is sever your fucking head 1369 01:20:03,498 --> 01:20:07,235 and put it in a display case for all eternity, 1370 01:20:07,235 --> 01:20:09,905 shielded in unbreakable Nazarene glass. 1371 01:20:09,905 --> 01:20:12,707 That I can do! 1372 01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:17,145 - He is here. 1373 01:20:19,214 --> 01:20:21,116 - Who? 1374 01:20:21,116 --> 01:20:22,751 - The Fortuitous One. 1375 01:20:22,751 --> 01:20:26,121 (dramatic music) 1376 01:20:26,121 --> 01:20:28,690 (bright music) 1377 01:20:35,263 --> 01:20:38,700 (bright music continues) 1378 01:20:40,836 --> 01:20:45,073 (Mr. Duke whispering indistinctly) 1379 01:20:47,075 --> 01:20:47,876 - Yes. 1380 01:20:48,910 --> 01:20:50,712 Yes, that's it. 1381 01:20:50,712 --> 01:20:52,781 That's it. I see it now. 1382 01:20:52,781 --> 01:20:53,782 I see it all now. 1383 01:20:56,084 --> 01:20:59,120 (laughs) Outstanding. 1384 01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:00,455 - It's the teacher, isn't it? 1385 01:21:00,455 --> 01:21:04,292 - Mm-mm. The patty slinger. 1386 01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:08,296 - Oh, fucking right. 1387 01:21:08,296 --> 01:21:10,131 (object clattering) 1388 01:21:10,131 --> 01:21:11,700 How dare you? 1389 01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:14,302 You still try to make a fool out of me? 1390 01:21:15,370 --> 01:21:17,439 - No, I swear, I saw him. 1391 01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:22,244 - You saw the man of destiny, 1392 01:21:23,612 --> 01:21:26,882 the demon killer, the slayer of the bright realm? 1393 01:21:29,551 --> 01:21:31,586 - Here within these walls. 1394 01:21:31,586 --> 01:21:34,189 (dramatic music) 1395 01:21:34,189 --> 01:21:36,758 (Bartok gasps) 1396 01:21:40,395 --> 01:21:41,496 One more lie, 1397 01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:45,700 and I swear. 1398 01:21:48,336 --> 01:21:50,972 - It was the teacher. You were right, I was wrong. 1399 01:21:50,972 --> 01:21:53,241 I just wasn't seeing as clearly as you. 1400 01:21:53,241 --> 01:21:56,444 (dramatic music) (Farrah sighs) 1401 01:21:56,444 --> 01:21:57,412 - I knew it. 1402 01:22:02,150 --> 01:22:04,886 (Farrah growling) 1403 01:22:11,359 --> 01:22:16,364 I have no doubt our Father looks down upon you in shame. 1404 01:22:19,267 --> 01:22:21,836 (ghoul grunts) 1405 01:22:23,338 --> 01:22:26,107 (dramatic music) 1406 01:22:30,679 --> 01:22:33,581 (knocking) - Yes? 1407 01:22:33,581 --> 01:22:35,917 - [Bartok] Mr. Duke, I wondered 1408 01:22:35,917 --> 01:22:37,652 if you had a moment to spare. 1409 01:22:47,696 --> 01:22:52,500 - Of course. I would be honored. 1410 01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,040 - Wow. 1411 01:23:01,910 --> 01:23:06,781 You really are a man of studies, aren't you? 1412 01:23:06,781 --> 01:23:10,218 - Well, what can I say? Knowledge excites me. 1413 01:23:12,087 --> 01:23:13,321 - I can see that. 1414 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:20,996 So tell me, what knowledge 1415 01:23:21,963 --> 01:23:25,834 have you discovered tonight? 1416 01:23:28,370 --> 01:23:32,540 - That you are not the person you've said you are, 1417 01:23:32,540 --> 01:23:34,976 and that your plans for us, hmm, 1418 01:23:36,211 --> 01:23:38,513 well, they aren't what we were led to believe. 1419 01:23:39,981 --> 01:23:44,719 - (laughs) Well, that is a matter 1420 01:23:44,719 --> 01:23:48,156 of perspective, isn't it? 1421 01:23:49,224 --> 01:23:53,294 After all, I am offering you immortality. 1422 01:23:55,864 --> 01:24:00,835 - (chuckles) You only gain Abaddon's power 1423 01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:04,372 by offering the demon five souls. 1424 01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:07,242 We would live eternally, 1425 01:24:08,209 --> 01:24:09,711 as your prisoners, 1426 01:24:11,112 --> 01:24:13,681 locked within the talisman until the end of time. 1427 01:24:15,016 --> 01:24:17,385 Immortality. 1428 01:24:17,385 --> 01:24:22,390 No, undying pain and suffering 1429 01:24:23,124 --> 01:24:24,592 as we remain cognizant 1430 01:24:24,592 --> 01:24:27,529 of our never-ending state of purgatorial stasis. 1431 01:24:27,529 --> 01:24:31,833 Now, that, that is more like it, yes? 1432 01:24:33,234 --> 01:24:36,471 - Eh. Tomato, tah-mah-toe. 1433 01:24:36,471 --> 01:24:41,443 (dramatic music) (Mr. Duke yells) 1434 01:24:43,978 --> 01:24:46,648 (ominous music) 1435 01:24:48,216 --> 01:24:52,353 (Mr. Duke yells) (Mack gasps) 1436 01:24:52,353 --> 01:24:54,289 (Mr. Duke hums) (door squeaks) 1437 01:24:54,289 --> 01:24:56,758 - Mr. Duke, are, are you okay? What did you find? 1438 01:24:56,758 --> 01:24:58,726 - Oh, don't be silly. Of course I'm fine. 1439 01:24:58,726 --> 01:25:01,629 And I found nothing. Nothing but the truth. 1440 01:25:01,629 --> 01:25:04,833 That we should follow Bartok's words to the letter 1441 01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:06,968 and join him for the final ritual. 1442 01:25:07,836 --> 01:25:09,104 Right fucking now. 1443 01:25:11,172 --> 01:25:14,375 - Are you seeing regular Mr. Duke or ghoul Mr. Duke? 1444 01:25:14,375 --> 01:25:16,144 - What? Regular. 1445 01:25:17,312 --> 01:25:20,215 - Huh. Because he's definitely a ghoul now. 1446 01:25:20,215 --> 01:25:22,784 (Mr. Duke growls) 1447 01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:24,452 We should run! 1448 01:25:24,452 --> 01:25:27,088 (Mr. Duke growling) 1449 01:25:27,088 --> 01:25:28,756 - [Mack] Come on. 1450 01:25:28,756 --> 01:25:31,226 (Onyx shrieks) (Mr. Duke growling) 1451 01:25:31,226 --> 01:25:34,229 - Keep your mouth closed. These cobwebs are something fierce. 1452 01:25:34,229 --> 01:25:36,097 Oh, fuck. Are you getting them or nah? 1453 01:25:36,097 --> 01:25:38,800 Just me? I'm fucking choking on webs. 1454 01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:42,971 (door rattles and squeaks) 1455 01:25:42,971 --> 01:25:45,740 Why could I see the ghoul and you couldn't. Huh? 1456 01:25:45,740 --> 01:25:47,642 Why could I see the ghoul and you couldn't? 1457 01:25:47,642 --> 01:25:49,944 - Stand guard. I need to study this. 1458 01:25:49,944 --> 01:25:52,447 (Onyx groans) 1459 01:25:54,949 --> 01:25:56,184 Okay, Mr. Duke. 1460 01:25:57,418 --> 01:25:58,253 The peridot necklaces. 1461 01:25:59,921 --> 01:26:04,492 These crystals. Farrah's been using them to control us. 1462 01:26:05,727 --> 01:26:06,895 Influence our will. 1463 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:13,801 - Well, what else does it say? 1464 01:26:13,801 --> 01:26:15,036 Did Mr. Duke have a plan? 1465 01:26:15,036 --> 01:26:17,705 Huh? What do we do? 1466 01:26:17,705 --> 01:26:20,808 - Yeah, he had a plan. - What's the plan? 1467 01:26:20,808 --> 01:26:22,644 Do we reanimate one of these dead bobcats 1468 01:26:22,644 --> 01:26:24,512 and ride it straight outta town? 1469 01:26:24,512 --> 01:26:26,481 Or do we race this old dentist's chair downhill 1470 01:26:26,481 --> 01:26:28,316 until it picks up enough speed to shoot us 1471 01:26:28,316 --> 01:26:31,953 into space like "Radio Flyer"? (whimpers) 1472 01:26:33,388 --> 01:26:36,457 Or do we light this place on fire and perish in the flames? 1473 01:26:36,457 --> 01:26:38,393 Or build a makeshift cannon out of paperclips 1474 01:26:38,393 --> 01:26:41,729 and old white out that we find in Bartok's desk? 1475 01:26:41,729 --> 01:26:44,499 - No. (dramatic music) 1476 01:26:47,969 --> 01:26:50,705 I stay here and you go. 1477 01:26:52,407 --> 01:26:55,376 - What? Go where? 1478 01:26:55,376 --> 01:26:56,678 Stay here? Why? 1479 01:26:58,112 --> 01:27:00,215 - Follow the map to get out and head to the old cemetery. 1480 01:27:00,215 --> 01:27:01,382 Find the fallen angel. 1481 01:27:01,382 --> 01:27:02,684 Once the blood moon has risen, 1482 01:27:02,684 --> 01:27:04,752 that's where the final ritual will take place. 1483 01:27:04,752 --> 01:27:07,522 - What? They're gonna kill you, Zee. 1484 01:27:07,522 --> 01:27:08,790 Suck out your soul like some kind 1485 01:27:08,790 --> 01:27:11,092 of demonic Dyson set on overdrive. 1486 01:27:11,092 --> 01:27:14,462 - Listen, everything you need is in here. 1487 01:27:16,331 --> 01:27:17,465 - What's gonna happen? 1488 01:27:22,370 --> 01:27:25,139 (lips smack) 1489 01:27:25,139 --> 01:27:28,009 - You have everything you need. 1490 01:27:28,009 --> 01:27:30,211 - No! Zee, don't do this! 1491 01:27:30,211 --> 01:27:31,879 Don't do this! Don't leave me! 1492 01:27:31,879 --> 01:27:34,115 Don't leave me! I can't do this alone! 1493 01:27:34,115 --> 01:27:37,485 I'm not who you think I am. I'm not the Fortuitous One. 1494 01:27:37,485 --> 01:27:39,554 I'm just a fat fucking patty slinging chubby 1495 01:27:39,554 --> 01:27:42,857 fat fucking virgin. (door slams) 1496 01:27:42,857 --> 01:27:43,691 Zee! 1497 01:27:45,326 --> 01:27:46,160 Zee! 1498 01:27:48,196 --> 01:27:51,032 (liquid dripping) 1499 01:27:59,140 --> 01:28:01,743 (ominous music) 1500 01:28:05,580 --> 01:28:07,448 (microphone squeals) - Paging. Mr. Bartok. 1501 01:28:07,448 --> 01:28:09,817 Paging Mr. Bartok, I'm in your office 1502 01:28:09,817 --> 01:28:11,219 fucking up your shit. 1503 01:28:11,219 --> 01:28:12,587 What you gonna do about it? 1504 01:28:13,755 --> 01:28:18,526 (glass shattering) (objects clattering) 1505 01:28:19,527 --> 01:28:22,297 (dramatic music) 1506 01:28:23,364 --> 01:28:25,633 (thunder crashes) 1507 01:28:25,633 --> 01:28:28,303 (ominous music) 1508 01:28:29,804 --> 01:28:31,639 Bartok, where are you? 1509 01:28:33,474 --> 01:28:35,343 Come and get me! (glass shatters) 1510 01:28:35,343 --> 01:28:40,348 (Onyx panting) (crickets chirping) 1511 01:28:40,948 --> 01:28:42,984 (eerie music) 1512 01:28:46,054 --> 01:28:49,791 (objects clattering) 1513 01:28:49,791 --> 01:28:52,627 (glass crunching) 1514 01:28:57,031 --> 01:28:59,767 (dramatic music) 1515 01:29:03,705 --> 01:29:06,474 (ethereal music) 1516 01:29:12,447 --> 01:29:16,050 (ethereal music continues) 1517 01:29:20,588 --> 01:29:24,292 - [Mr. Duke Voiceover] Dear Onyx, if you are reading this, 1518 01:29:24,292 --> 01:29:26,627 I know things must seem pretty grim. 1519 01:29:27,762 --> 01:29:30,598 It looks as though you are all alone 1520 01:29:30,598 --> 01:29:34,769 facing something insurmountable. 1521 01:29:34,769 --> 01:29:38,539 But I assure you, that isn't the case. 1522 01:29:38,539 --> 01:29:43,544 We, your friends, are with you. 1523 01:29:44,679 --> 01:29:47,081 The prophecy of the Fortuitous One is clear. 1524 01:29:47,081 --> 01:29:50,284 If the souls are collected underneath the blood moon, 1525 01:29:50,284 --> 01:29:53,721 a portal will open leading directly 1526 01:29:53,721 --> 01:29:55,857 to Abaddon's lair in hell. 1527 01:29:57,258 --> 01:30:00,428 If the Fortuitous One throws themselves into the pit, 1528 01:30:00,428 --> 01:30:03,798 they will not only be reborn from beyond, 1529 01:30:03,798 --> 01:30:06,934 they will also have the power to reanimate 1530 01:30:06,934 --> 01:30:10,304 the ones who have perished by the Knife of Dagon. 1531 01:30:11,739 --> 01:30:15,543 All of this must be done under the gaze of the blood moon, 1532 01:30:15,543 --> 01:30:18,946 lasting only 300 seconds. 1533 01:30:21,549 --> 01:30:23,951 That's five minutes. - Got it. 1534 01:30:23,951 --> 01:30:25,052 (dramatic music) (Mack grunts) 1535 01:30:25,052 --> 01:30:26,621 - Ade due Damballa. 1536 01:30:28,055 --> 01:30:31,225 Give me the power, I beg of you. 1537 01:30:31,225 --> 01:30:32,660 Ade due Damballa. 1538 01:30:34,162 --> 01:30:36,831 Give me the power, I beg of you! 1539 01:30:38,366 --> 01:30:39,801 Ade due Damballa. 1540 01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:46,607 Give me the power- ♪ Somewhere ♪ 1541 01:30:46,607 --> 01:30:49,510 ♪ Out there ♪ 1542 01:30:49,510 --> 01:30:54,315 (knife slams) (Mack screams) 1543 01:30:54,315 --> 01:30:56,984 - [Mr. Duke Voiceover] Onyx, I cannot say whether or not 1544 01:30:56,984 --> 01:30:59,554 you are the one the prophecy speaks of. 1545 01:30:59,554 --> 01:31:03,024 That could not be determined by my studies. 1546 01:31:03,024 --> 01:31:06,394 You must search within yourself 1547 01:31:06,394 --> 01:31:08,996 and find what you know in your heart to be true. 1548 01:31:10,231 --> 01:31:13,468 However, if you are not the Fortuitous One 1549 01:31:13,468 --> 01:31:15,870 and you throw yourself into the hell mouth, 1550 01:31:15,870 --> 01:31:19,407 you will burn alive as you fall for miles and miles, 1551 01:31:19,407 --> 01:31:21,809 hurdling toward Abaddon's pit deep beneath 1552 01:31:21,809 --> 01:31:23,945 the Earth's surface, fully awake and aware 1553 01:31:23,945 --> 01:31:26,214 for the entirety of the fall. 1554 01:31:26,214 --> 01:31:29,917 Then once arriving in his lair, undoubtedly face centuries 1555 01:31:29,917 --> 01:31:32,086 of torture at the hands of Abaddon 1556 01:31:32,086 --> 01:31:34,689 and his many demonic minions. 1557 01:31:34,689 --> 01:31:35,690 Good luck. 1558 01:31:37,725 --> 01:31:38,559 - Huh. 1559 01:31:40,661 --> 01:31:43,431 (dramatic music) 1560 01:31:46,100 --> 01:31:50,238 I have everything I need, huh? (dramatic music) 1561 01:31:53,140 --> 01:31:58,112 (ghouls snarling) (dramatic music) 1562 01:32:01,015 --> 01:32:02,350 - Patty slinger! 1563 01:32:05,186 --> 01:32:06,354 The time has come. 1564 01:32:08,155 --> 01:32:10,258 The blood moon blesses us 1565 01:32:11,592 --> 01:32:14,161 and Abaddon is waiting. 1566 01:32:16,464 --> 01:32:19,000 (ghoul wheezing) - Zee. 1567 01:32:20,535 --> 01:32:23,271 (dramatic music) 1568 01:32:25,606 --> 01:32:29,877 - No. Kneel and accept your fate. 1569 01:32:34,749 --> 01:32:36,851 Put your magic to some good use 1570 01:32:36,851 --> 01:32:39,186 and make this fool do as I say. 1571 01:32:42,323 --> 01:32:44,392 - Kneel in the name of Bartok. 1572 01:32:45,793 --> 01:32:48,829 (Onyx grunts) 1573 01:32:48,829 --> 01:32:51,198 - Now we can begin. 1574 01:32:52,500 --> 01:32:55,002 Father, hear me. 1575 01:32:55,002 --> 01:32:57,872 I have done as you have asked. 1576 01:32:58,906 --> 01:33:02,176 The talisman of souls is nearly full. 1577 01:33:02,176 --> 01:33:06,414 You have commanded, and I have obeyed. 1578 01:33:07,848 --> 01:33:12,553 With this final offering, we make way for Abaddon. 1579 01:33:18,025 --> 01:33:21,562 It's sad. For you, I mean. 1580 01:33:21,562 --> 01:33:26,434 But they're not really in there anymore. 1581 01:33:26,434 --> 01:33:28,436 They're in here. 1582 01:33:28,436 --> 01:33:31,172 (dramatic music) 1583 01:33:34,909 --> 01:33:38,145 Do you know how I know 1584 01:33:38,145 --> 01:33:41,816 you aren't the Fortuitous One, Marcus? 1585 01:33:42,683 --> 01:33:46,754 Because you don't impress me. 1586 01:33:47,788 --> 01:33:52,793 (knife slams) (Onyx groaning) 1587 01:33:53,794 --> 01:33:56,397 Farrah, the book. 1588 01:33:56,397 --> 01:33:59,133 (dramatic music) 1589 01:34:01,836 --> 01:34:03,037 Ade due Damballa. 1590 01:34:05,272 --> 01:34:08,275 Give me the power, I beg of you. 1591 01:34:08,275 --> 01:34:12,613 Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. 1592 01:34:12,613 --> 01:34:14,015 Ade due Damballa. 1593 01:34:16,183 --> 01:34:19,420 Give me the power, I beg of you. 1594 01:34:19,420 --> 01:34:22,423 Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. 1595 01:34:24,759 --> 01:34:26,193 Ade due Damballa. 1596 01:34:28,562 --> 01:34:31,232 Give me the power, I beg of you! 1597 01:34:33,034 --> 01:34:36,037 Secoise entienne mais pois de morte! 1598 01:34:39,774 --> 01:34:41,909 Rise, Abaddon! Come to me! 1599 01:34:43,711 --> 01:34:44,879 Give me power! 1600 01:34:47,148 --> 01:34:49,884 (dramatic music) 1601 01:34:54,021 --> 01:34:55,189 - Hey, Bartok! 1602 01:34:56,457 --> 01:34:58,125 I just wanted to tell you something real quick 1603 01:34:58,125 --> 01:35:00,027 before all my soul goo is gone. 1604 01:35:01,462 --> 01:35:03,230 Hey, I just wanted to say (indistinct whispering). 1605 01:35:07,401 --> 01:35:08,903 - What? 1606 01:35:08,903 --> 01:35:10,604 I was just trying to tell you (whispers indistinctly). 1607 01:35:15,076 --> 01:35:18,179 - What are you saying, patty slinger? 1608 01:35:19,580 --> 01:35:22,149 - Uh, this isn't one of Farrah's crystals at all. (chuckles) 1609 01:35:22,149 --> 01:35:24,218 It's an ultra green pumaman variant. 1610 01:35:24,218 --> 01:35:26,120 Surprised you didn't know that. 1611 01:35:26,120 --> 01:35:28,856 So I'm free to do whatever the fuck I want. 1612 01:35:28,856 --> 01:35:30,024 (head thuds) 1613 01:35:30,024 --> 01:35:33,360 (Bartok and Onyx groan) 1614 01:35:34,695 --> 01:35:37,998 Oh. Oh! 1615 01:35:37,998 --> 01:35:41,068 How deep does that hole go? 1616 01:35:43,104 --> 01:35:45,005 Well, here goes nothing. 1617 01:35:46,273 --> 01:35:48,709 (Onyx yells) 1618 01:35:53,447 --> 01:35:55,716 - My life's work! 1619 01:35:55,716 --> 01:35:58,252 Gone, in a flash, 1620 01:35:58,252 --> 01:36:01,722 because you wouldn't do as you were told. 1621 01:36:01,722 --> 01:36:03,791 You couldn't keep them in line. 1622 01:36:03,791 --> 01:36:05,025 You couldn't protect years 1623 01:36:06,994 --> 01:36:11,999 of my work for one fucking weekend! (sobs) 1624 01:36:13,434 --> 01:36:17,104 I've spent my life preparing for this one night. 1625 01:36:21,308 --> 01:36:23,811 (Bartok sobs) 1626 01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:27,615 - [Ghouls] Let him rise. 1627 01:36:29,283 --> 01:36:30,384 Let him rise. 1628 01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:34,221 Let him rise. 1629 01:36:36,423 --> 01:36:38,259 - What? - Let him rise. 1630 01:36:39,727 --> 01:36:41,529 - What? - Let him rise. 1631 01:36:43,364 --> 01:36:47,868 - What are they saying? Why are they saying that? 1632 01:36:47,868 --> 01:36:50,805 (flames crackling) 1633 01:36:57,311 --> 01:37:00,214 (triumphant music) 1634 01:37:09,723 --> 01:37:13,494 (triumphant music continues) 1635 01:37:19,166 --> 01:37:20,901 - I stand before you now not as the man you once 1636 01:37:20,901 --> 01:37:22,970 knew me to be, but as a man revivified, 1637 01:37:22,970 --> 01:37:24,972 no longer made of earthly flesh and bone, 1638 01:37:24,972 --> 01:37:26,740 but rather built of supernatural sinew 1639 01:37:26,740 --> 01:37:29,210 and metaphysical muscle, not unlike the genetic builds 1640 01:37:29,210 --> 01:37:30,978 of angels and demons that wage forever war 1641 01:37:30,978 --> 01:37:33,314 in opposing kingdoms, battling over the fates 1642 01:37:33,314 --> 01:37:35,649 of monsters and mites until both time and space 1643 01:37:35,649 --> 01:37:40,087 stretch to bleak nothingness and the stars refuse to expand. 1644 01:37:40,087 --> 01:37:42,189 But for what is this battle raging, you ask. 1645 01:37:42,189 --> 01:37:44,158 I dunno. What stands at the center? 1646 01:37:44,158 --> 01:37:46,126 To that I say my soul is at the center, 1647 01:37:46,126 --> 01:37:49,263 for I am Onyx the Fortuitous, slayer of the bright realm, 1648 01:37:49,263 --> 01:37:51,799 an altered warrior destined to return my friends' souls 1649 01:37:51,799 --> 01:37:55,636 to their bodies and seal this weeping hell portal thusly. 1650 01:37:55,636 --> 01:37:59,139 (majestic music) 1651 01:37:59,139 --> 01:38:03,444 I dunno. Being reborn is pretty cool. 1652 01:38:03,444 --> 01:38:06,780 (dramatic music) 1653 01:38:06,780 --> 01:38:09,450 (Bartok groans) 1654 01:38:11,285 --> 01:38:13,287 Not much time left! 1655 01:38:13,287 --> 01:38:16,490 Quick, ghoul buddies, single file. 1656 01:38:16,490 --> 01:38:19,426 (triumphant music) 1657 01:38:20,895 --> 01:38:24,331 - Farrah, please! (shovel thuds) 1658 01:38:24,331 --> 01:38:26,267 - Our Father was wrong to choose you. 1659 01:38:26,267 --> 01:38:29,236 His faith in foolish men never ceases to amaze me. 1660 01:38:29,236 --> 01:38:33,707 - Is this how you repay me after all I've done for you? 1661 01:38:33,707 --> 01:38:35,409 (ghouls gurgling) 1662 01:38:35,409 --> 01:38:36,877 - This is gonna feel weird at first, 1663 01:38:36,877 --> 01:38:39,346 but then it'll feel good 'cause you'll get your souls back. 1664 01:38:39,346 --> 01:38:42,349 (laughs) When in doubt, skewer it out. 1665 01:38:42,349 --> 01:38:47,321 (dramatic music) (ghouls yelling) 1666 01:38:48,188 --> 01:38:49,523 - What are you going to do? 1667 01:38:49,523 --> 01:38:53,027 Kill me? - No. Worse. 1668 01:38:53,027 --> 01:38:55,562 Klaatu barada nikto. 1669 01:38:55,562 --> 01:38:58,399 (ghouls groaning) 1670 01:39:00,034 --> 01:39:04,972 (blood squelching) (Bartok gurgles) 1671 01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:08,776 (ghouls moaning) 1672 01:39:09,843 --> 01:39:12,780 (ghoul yells) 1673 01:39:12,780 --> 01:39:14,048 I guess that's what you get for trusting 1674 01:39:14,048 --> 01:39:16,150 a psychic demon bitch. 1675 01:39:16,150 --> 01:39:18,852 (dramatic music) 1676 01:39:23,757 --> 01:39:24,858 - [Onyx] Hmm. 1677 01:39:26,293 --> 01:39:28,796 - Now's the time, Onyx, what I spoke about in your dreams. 1678 01:39:28,796 --> 01:39:30,197 - What? - Your destiny, 1679 01:39:30,197 --> 01:39:32,633 the way forward for you, for us. 1680 01:39:33,834 --> 01:39:37,638 - Woah! You mean like a sexy way forward? 1681 01:39:37,638 --> 01:39:39,606 - If the Fortuitous One joins with a demon, 1682 01:39:39,606 --> 01:39:41,575 they can take Abaddon's power and rule together 1683 01:39:41,575 --> 01:39:43,110 as kings and queens in hell. 1684 01:39:45,012 --> 01:39:48,015 - Uh, when you say join with a demon, you mean to like 1685 01:39:48,015 --> 01:39:49,016 get married? - Fuck. 1686 01:39:49,016 --> 01:39:50,584 - Oh, fuck. Okay, right, got it. 1687 01:39:50,584 --> 01:39:53,620 So reign with you in hell and leave my friends behind, 1688 01:39:53,620 --> 01:39:57,491 or stay here with them and be without my demon bride. 1689 01:39:57,491 --> 01:39:59,393 - I knew it was you all along. 1690 01:39:59,393 --> 01:40:01,095 I know you could feel me too, 1691 01:40:01,095 --> 01:40:02,930 guiding you, pulling you through. 1692 01:40:02,930 --> 01:40:04,264 Stay with me, Onyx. 1693 01:40:04,264 --> 01:40:05,632 Together, hell can be what we make of it. 1694 01:40:05,632 --> 01:40:08,535 Slave to no master, a kingdom of our very own. 1695 01:40:09,403 --> 01:40:10,237 - But- 1696 01:40:11,238 --> 01:40:14,541 (ghouls moaning) 1697 01:40:14,541 --> 01:40:16,043 My friends. 1698 01:40:16,043 --> 01:40:17,544 - This is our last chance, Onyx. 1699 01:40:17,544 --> 01:40:19,913 Be with me now or leave me and forever be my enemy. 1700 01:40:19,913 --> 01:40:22,850 (suspenseful music) 1701 01:40:22,850 --> 01:40:23,951 - I'm sorry, Farrah, 1702 01:40:25,219 --> 01:40:26,954 but I can't rule with you in hell. 1703 01:40:28,055 --> 01:40:29,223 My place is here. 1704 01:40:30,691 --> 01:40:32,526 With my- (dramatic music) 1705 01:40:32,526 --> 01:40:35,162 - With what? A band of losers, know nothings? 1706 01:40:35,162 --> 01:40:38,165 Is that what you want over loyalty and exaltation? 1707 01:40:38,165 --> 01:40:39,533 Then take your rightful place as the leader 1708 01:40:39,533 --> 01:40:42,002 of the forever forsaken ugly fuck-ups. 1709 01:40:43,303 --> 01:40:44,104 - Farrah! 1710 01:40:45,205 --> 01:40:46,540 - Farewell, Onyx the Fortuitous. 1711 01:40:46,540 --> 01:40:48,442 Until we meet again in your nightmares. 1712 01:40:49,343 --> 01:40:51,612 (Farrah growls) 1713 01:40:51,612 --> 01:40:54,314 (dramatic music) 1714 01:41:03,190 --> 01:41:06,360 - Ah, you're better off without her, Fortuitous One. 1715 01:41:07,494 --> 01:41:11,265 - Yeah, I think you're right. Oh, shit. 1716 01:41:11,265 --> 01:41:15,769 (laughs) Y'all transformed. That's fucking tight. 1717 01:41:15,769 --> 01:41:19,773 That is fu-, that's, that's tight (laughs) 1718 01:41:19,773 --> 01:41:21,875 Yeah. And he's dead. 1719 01:41:24,078 --> 01:41:27,381 (liquid squelches) - [All] Aw. Huh. 1720 01:41:27,381 --> 01:41:30,384 (knocking) - (laughs) Hello? 1721 01:41:32,052 --> 01:41:34,354 Oh, come on. Oh, you're so bad. 1722 01:41:35,222 --> 01:41:37,825 - Welcome to Briardale Manor. 1723 01:41:39,726 --> 01:41:41,261 - The fuck? 1724 01:41:41,261 --> 01:41:42,496 (kids laughing) 1725 01:41:42,496 --> 01:41:46,066 - (laughs) Ah, the children. (laughs) 1726 01:41:49,269 --> 01:41:52,239 This is our room of focus and meditation. 1727 01:41:52,239 --> 01:41:54,441 Currently our resident witch is using it to hone 1728 01:41:54,441 --> 01:41:57,144 their newfound insights and skills. 1729 01:41:59,012 --> 01:41:59,813 - Hey. 1730 01:42:02,249 --> 01:42:03,083 - Hi. 1731 01:42:05,119 --> 01:42:06,620 - This is the study. 1732 01:42:06,620 --> 01:42:10,290 Here, you'll find volumes upon volumes of satanic writings. 1733 01:42:10,290 --> 01:42:11,925 If you've got a thirst for knowledge, 1734 01:42:11,925 --> 01:42:15,195 it can be quenched within these walls. 1735 01:42:17,397 --> 01:42:20,200 (Mr. Duke grunts) 1736 01:42:22,136 --> 01:42:24,738 But here is where we'll take our lunch. 1737 01:42:24,738 --> 01:42:26,373 A place set for everyone. 1738 01:42:27,674 --> 01:42:31,545 Ah, I'm being summoned. Excusez moi. 1739 01:42:31,545 --> 01:42:34,148 (bright music) 1740 01:42:36,416 --> 01:42:38,285 (Nancy chuckles) 1741 01:42:38,285 --> 01:42:40,787 (bright music) 1742 01:42:40,787 --> 01:42:42,456 I'd be honored. 1743 01:42:53,600 --> 01:42:55,469 - Oh, Mr. Duke. 1744 01:42:56,236 --> 01:42:58,372 - Wonderful. (laughs) 1745 01:43:04,378 --> 01:43:05,445 (all gasping) 1746 01:43:05,445 --> 01:43:10,450 ♪ I would do anything for love ♪ 1747 01:43:11,084 --> 01:43:13,587 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1748 01:43:13,587 --> 01:43:16,456 ♪ I would do anything for love ♪ 1749 01:43:16,456 --> 01:43:18,158 ♪ But I won't do that ♪ 1750 01:43:18,158 --> 01:43:20,394 - He's your kid, not mine. 1751 01:43:20,394 --> 01:43:21,328 (all laughing) 1752 01:43:21,328 --> 01:43:23,096 ♪ No I won't do that ♪ 1753 01:43:24,831 --> 01:43:26,433 - I love dancing! 1754 01:43:26,433 --> 01:43:28,368 Dancing gets you loose! 1755 01:43:40,714 --> 01:43:44,351 - When? When do we get our revenge? 1756 01:43:45,452 --> 01:43:48,488 - Soon. But we must have patience. 1757 01:43:48,488 --> 01:43:50,424 We must wait until the time is right. 1758 01:43:51,692 --> 01:43:55,829 And when it is, we make his life a living hell. 1759 01:43:57,030 --> 01:43:59,633 Understand? - Yes, master. 1760 01:43:59,633 --> 01:44:01,602 As you wish, master. 1761 01:44:04,438 --> 01:44:09,443 ♪ I would do anything for love ♪ 1762 01:44:10,077 --> 01:44:12,613 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1763 01:44:12,613 --> 01:44:16,350 ♪ I would to anything for love ♪ 1764 01:44:16,350 --> 01:44:20,354 ♪ But I won't do that ♪ 1765 01:44:20,354 --> 01:44:22,222 ♪ No I won't do that ♪ 1766 01:44:32,699 --> 01:44:35,669 (music continues) 1767 01:44:49,716 --> 01:44:52,653 (music continues) 1768 01:45:07,934 --> 01:45:10,871 (music continues) 1769 01:45:17,744 --> 01:45:22,616 ♪ I would do anything for love ♪ 1770 01:45:22,616 --> 01:45:25,752 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1771 01:45:25,752 --> 01:45:29,556 ♪ I would do anything for love ♪ 1772 01:45:29,556 --> 01:45:33,360 ♪ But I won't do that ♪ 1773 01:45:33,360 --> 01:45:35,629 ♪ No I won't do that ♪ 1774 01:45:38,598 --> 01:45:41,368 (dramatic music) 1775 01:45:45,372 --> 01:45:47,941 (mellow music) 1776 01:45:57,617 --> 01:46:00,954 (mellow music continues) 1777 01:46:08,795 --> 01:46:10,364 - Maybe I'm not Mark who works at Arby's. 1778 01:46:10,364 --> 01:46:13,333 Maybe I'm Onyx the Fortuitous, slayer of the bright realm. 1779 01:46:13,333 --> 01:46:14,501 I dunno. 1780 01:46:14,501 --> 01:46:15,936 I do hope his eyes gaze upon me 1781 01:46:15,936 --> 01:46:18,438 and that my allegiance is recognized, I dunno. 1782 01:46:18,438 --> 01:46:21,375 Notice me, Senpai, notice me. 1783 01:46:21,375 --> 01:46:24,478 No, I didn't wash my shirt in between shifts, Masha. 1784 01:46:24,478 --> 01:46:25,879 So what if I smell like roast beef? 1785 01:46:25,879 --> 01:46:28,215 This whole place smells like roast beef. 1786 01:46:28,215 --> 01:46:29,683 As I stared into the darkened void, 1787 01:46:29,683 --> 01:46:31,551 imagining the hordes of devils soon to spring forth, 1788 01:46:31,551 --> 01:46:33,053 I couldn't help but ponder, 1789 01:46:34,121 --> 01:46:35,489 how deep does that hole go? 1790 01:46:37,891 --> 01:46:39,359 I was sitting on the orange velvet couch 1791 01:46:39,359 --> 01:46:41,595 watching "Catteries Not Included" when suddenly 1792 01:46:41,595 --> 01:46:43,864 an arousingly confident Gadget Hackwrench appeared 1793 01:46:43,864 --> 01:46:45,465 and asked for my help in fixing 1794 01:46:45,465 --> 01:46:47,167 the ever-beleaguered Screaming Eagle. 1795 01:46:47,167 --> 01:46:49,236 I don't know. I acquiesced. 1796 01:46:49,236 --> 01:46:51,738 And as I handed her the hog ring pliers, her fuzzy digits 1797 01:46:51,738 --> 01:46:56,376 grazed mine, and in that moment, truly, I was woke. 1798 01:46:57,811 --> 01:46:59,880 But with one last look of a warrior's accord, we vaulted, 1799 01:46:59,880 --> 01:47:01,415 vaulted higher than Meat Loaf's motorcycle 1800 01:47:01,415 --> 01:47:03,884 bursting through the devilish graveyard's stony sod, 1801 01:47:03,884 --> 01:47:05,719 and just like the Loaf, we soared. 1802 01:47:05,719 --> 01:47:08,355 And just like the Loaf, we sang. 1803 01:47:08,355 --> 01:47:09,756 ♪ Like a bat outta hell ♪ 1804 01:47:09,756 --> 01:47:13,660 ♪ I'll be gone when the ♪ morning comes ♪ 1805 01:47:13,660 --> 01:47:16,196 ♪ When the night is over, ♪ like a bat outta hell ♪ 1806 01:47:16,196 --> 01:47:19,800 ♪ I'll be gone, gone, gone ♪ 1807 01:47:21,735 --> 01:47:24,304 (mellow music) 1808 01:47:33,947 --> 01:47:37,384 (mellow music continues) 1809 01:47:42,255 --> 01:47:44,858 (bright music) 1810 01:47:54,468 --> 01:47:57,871 (bright music continues) 1811 01:48:07,647 --> 01:48:10,350 (intense music) 1812 01:48:20,093 --> 01:48:23,597 (intense music continues) 1813 01:48:33,340 --> 01:48:36,843 (intense music continues) 1814 01:48:47,354 --> 01:48:50,123 (ethereal music) 1815 01:49:00,000 --> 01:49:03,537 (ethereal music continues) 1816 01:49:11,444 --> 01:49:14,981 (ethereal music continues) 1817 01:49:17,784 --> 01:49:20,520 (majestic music) 1818 01:49:30,330 --> 01:49:33,934 (majestic music continues) 1819 01:49:43,843 --> 01:49:47,414 (majestic music continues) 1820 01:49:56,756 --> 01:50:00,360 (majestic music continues) 1821 01:50:14,107 --> 01:50:16,309 (no audio)