1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,821 [♪ "Diggin' This Right Here" playing] 4 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,908 [alarm ringing] 5 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:36,328 [grunts] 6 00:00:39,165 --> 00:00:40,499 Oh, crap. 7 00:00:42,418 --> 00:00:44,462 -[ringing stops] -[groans] 8 00:00:54,764 --> 00:00:56,015 [sighs] 9 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,141 Shit. 10 00:01:07,193 --> 00:01:08,319 [phone ringing] 11 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:12,156 -Oh, God. -[Chaim] Hey, thinking about tonight. 12 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,616 Why don't we just stay in? 13 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:17,077 Hang out and talk about life, you know? 14 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:20,581 Sounds refreshing, but I have my sister's engagement thing tonight. 15 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:23,334 [Chaim] Oh, hell yeah, I'm in! I'll be there. 16 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,753 Oh, no. No, it's... it's family stuff, 17 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:28,547 so you could totally be out if you wanted to. 18 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:32,593 Okay, listen, Nicole, uh, I actually think that we need to talk. 19 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:35,638 Okay, aren't we currently talking right now? I don't... 20 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:38,057 You are completely shut off. 21 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,892 [gasps] I'm not. 22 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,061 I am not shut off. I don't know. 23 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:45,606 I feel like you're incapable of loving anyone. 24 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,066 Chaim, can we just, like... 25 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:49,944 That's not even my name. It's Chaim. 26 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:51,402 Okay, Chaim. 27 00:01:51,487 --> 00:01:53,280 -[Chaim] Chaim! -Chaim. 28 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:54,365 [Chaim] Chaim! 29 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,658 [Nicole] I'm saying that. Look, I'm sorry. 30 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:59,578 [drive-thru attendant] Pull up to the next window. 31 00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:01,872 [phone ringing] 32 00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:04,124 Hey, sweetie. 33 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,584 -Latte with oat? -Yeah. 34 00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:07,086 Is that a girl? Oh, my... 35 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,878 -No. I'm not... It's... -Did she spend the night? 36 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:10,965 -I'm at a drive-thru. Goodbye, goodbye. -Is she cute? 37 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:13,175 -Um, here you go. -Oh, thank you. 38 00:02:13,259 --> 00:02:14,468 -[chuckles] -[groans] 39 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:16,136 -Thank you. -Yeah. 40 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:22,393 Just a quick sanitize. 41 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,186 [radio host] This is KCLW, 42 00:02:24,270 --> 00:02:27,273 and you're listening to We Chill Radio Station in Seattle. 43 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:30,484 Next up, we have a track that will ease your mind 44 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:32,528 and kick-start your morning with some meditative... 45 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:36,073 There was that one time where I was telling you about a dream that I had. 46 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,324 Oh. My lip balm. 47 00:02:37,408 --> 00:02:39,076 [Chaim] You don't even talk to me about your dreams. 48 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,703 [radio host] And it's another pleasant day. 49 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:43,873 -[tires screeching] -Fuck! What the fuck? 50 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,834 -[Chaim] ...and to share an emotional... -Got it. 51 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,586 -[horn honking] -Thank you. 52 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,838 [radio host] 60,000 fans will be there to cheer them on. 53 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:55,091 [guide on recording] Welcome to your guided meditation experience. 54 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:58,429 Before we begin, remind yourself that this is a time... 55 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:01,515 -[sighs] Okay, I can do it. -...for you and you alone. 56 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:04,727 I'm just gonna walk into the office 57 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,646 and not be weird. 58 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:13,485 -[guide] Relax your neck and shoulders. -They're just people that I actually know. 59 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:17,990 [guide] Deepen your breath in through the nose... 60 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,617 -Okay. -...and out through the mouth. 61 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,285 -[horn honks] -[gasps] 62 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,537 I hate people. I hate people. 63 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:26,332 -[horn honking] -Yeah. God. 64 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:27,875 -[horn honks] -Yeah, okay! 65 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,337 [guide] And travel your consciousness down... 66 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,421 [inhales] Okay. 67 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,298 -[ringtone blares] -God... 68 00:03:35,466 --> 00:03:37,134 [Sid] Bro, this is getting ridiculous. 69 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:38,844 [Max] I was planning on coming in. 70 00:03:38,928 --> 00:03:41,805 It's just, my uncle's in the hospital with, um, a thing. 71 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,641 -And, um... -[Sid]You're such a liar, Max. 72 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,809 Someone already saw you outside. 73 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,937 And I'm looking at you from my window right now... 74 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:50,773 circling the parking lot looking like a freak. 75 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,399 Look like a student driver, bro. 76 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:53,984 I... 77 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,236 Look, I know things are rough, 78 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,863 -man, but... -You don't... [sighs] 79 00:03:57,947 --> 00:03:59,573 Are you okay? 80 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,992 I can't explain it, okay? I just... I... I don't know. 81 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:03,202 I mean, my... my... 82 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:06,163 my heart's beating really fast, and I'm... I'm sweating, 83 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,748 and I just, um... It's just... 84 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:10,292 You are really taking advantage of my post-COVID, 85 00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:12,044 very liberal work-from-home policy. 86 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:15,464 -This is a real condition, Sid. Okay? -I know, social anxiety is real. 87 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,466 I feel for you, dawg. I seen the commercials. 88 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:20,803 You gotta snap that shit quick, 'cause I can't protect you anymore. 89 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,513 You're gonna get canned. 90 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:25,015 I can't do it. I can't do it. 91 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:27,267 I'm going to talk to my fucking therapist. 92 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:31,730 [Max] I blew off the office. Again. 93 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:33,232 I did go get coffee, 94 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:36,318 but, um, it was the... it was the drive-thru. 95 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,446 -Sorry. -No need to apologize, Max. 96 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:44,409 Yeah. No, no, I know. I just... You know, I just feel like a helpless idiot. 97 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,578 Well, I don't listen to helpless idiots. 98 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:48,497 Uh... 99 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:51,207 you're my therapist, so... 100 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,292 It's called mirroring. 101 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:53,919 -It's a therapy technique. -Oh. 102 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:56,171 Shows you how you talk about yourself. 103 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:58,674 Oh, wow, that's... that's cool. Um... 104 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,217 And that... that's supposed to help? 105 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,719 Rarely. 106 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:06,098 Perhaps now it's time to introduce something a little different. 107 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,725 Oh, yeah? Something else? 108 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:08,976 Pet therapy. 109 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,644 -[sighs] -Now listen, 110 00:05:10,728 --> 00:05:14,440 if you can talk to a dog and make an emotional connection, 111 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:17,693 it can help you learn how to connect with people. 112 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:20,195 -Um... -Dogs teach acceptance. 113 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:23,866 It's just, you know, a dog is a serious invasion of my, um, of my space. 114 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:26,869 Max, we need to take some bold steps here. 115 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:30,039 -I'm... I'm not sure I'm capable... -Do you have a problem with dogs, Max? 116 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:31,373 Well, I just... 117 00:05:31,457 --> 00:05:33,834 I don't have a problem with a dog. 118 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,086 "I don't have a problem with a dog." 119 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,337 -What? -"What?" 120 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:39,381 -I'm sorry. -I'm sorry. I just... 121 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:42,634 That was mirroring. 122 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:45,012 Mirroring. Mm-hmm. 123 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:47,765 -Um... -Go out, Max. 124 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:52,770 Go out and make a canine connection. 125 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,354 Yeah, I get it. 126 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:56,648 Hey. 127 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:59,735 -Whatever-his-name broke up with me. -Oh, no. Really? 128 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:03,530 Yeah. He said I was closed off, but, like, I let him in. 129 00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:04,907 Like, in. 130 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:07,117 You know there are other kinds of intimacy, right? 131 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,535 All the way in. 132 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:11,246 I'm just worried Bumble's gonna raise its price on ya. 133 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:13,749 Listen, I just have a lot going on right now with work 134 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,250 and just, like, life in general. 135 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:17,878 And I know that I have my needs, but I don't need a guy for that. 136 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,630 Serious question. 137 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,800 Do I put my real height in my profile or my height in heels? 138 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:26,553 -Uh, not needed. Tonight we're going out. -[Nicole] Oh, thank God. 139 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:31,433 -[muttering] -I think this will look good here. 140 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,521 These are pretty good. 141 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:38,065 -Oh, thanks. Here. -Mm. 142 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,525 Listen. 143 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:43,987 Hunter Fosterini is putting his Bellevue estate on the market. 144 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,198 Wait, CEO of Crypt-Yo? 145 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:48,826 -He's hired me to stage it. -Really? 146 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,702 But with the twins coming, 147 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:53,330 I'm finally promoting you to do it solo. 148 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,332 Oh, my God. Stacey, are you serious? That... 149 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,043 -Wow, I... -It's make-or-break. 150 00:06:58,127 --> 00:07:00,295 Yeah. No, I know that. [chuckles] 151 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:03,966 As one strong woman to you, 152 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,759 don't mess it up. 153 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:07,302 I... I won't. I will not. 154 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:08,929 I will... I won't let you down. 155 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:11,014 Just make him feel good about himself. 156 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:14,434 Blur the line between stager and potential sexual partner. 157 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:16,353 That's how you'll succeed. 158 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,949 Oh. Hi. 159 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:32,494 Wait, are you somebody's? 160 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,998 Oh, no, no, no. No, no. 161 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,541 No, no, no. I'm sorry. 162 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:41,044 Sorry, buddy. I've just got to go find an outfit for my sister to criticize. 163 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,337 But good luck, okay? 164 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:46,258 [employee] Thank you so much 165 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:47,551 -for coming down and checking us out. -[Max] Yeah. 166 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,512 You know, these dogs do deserve a loving home. 167 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:51,597 [dogs barking] 168 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,851 And I got the perfect fucking guy for you. Real beauty. 169 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:59,188 Just needs some belly rubs and tolerance training. 170 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:00,856 -[dog barking] -Oh, my... 171 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,649 Oh, don't worry, he'll get bigger. 172 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:03,775 [Max] That's a therapy dog? 173 00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:04,985 Oh, yeah. He's perfect for you. 174 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,154 You're not gonna have any problems with this guy. 175 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,947 He'll destroy anyone that messes with you. 176 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:11,241 -Um, I... -[barking continues] 177 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,577 I mean, I've seen him go ballistic. 178 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,288 Anyone look him directly in the eye, they're fucked! 179 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:18,790 -I don't think this is a good idea. -[barking continues] 180 00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:20,500 -What? -I'm sorry, I just... I don't need a... 181 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:23,462 Oh, don't worry about it. No problem. We've got some other dogs. 182 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,547 Hmm. Ah. 183 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:29,134 What about this cute little one right here, huh? 184 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,222 [chuckles] 185 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,018 [Max] What's her name? 186 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:40,354 [employee] Well, it's up to you, my dude. 187 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,606 Just bring her back in a week to get spayed. 188 00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:45,734 She might be perfect for you. 189 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,862 Yeah, maybe she is. 190 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:52,699 [chuckles] 191 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,455 [sighs] 192 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:02,834 Sorry, I'm just... I'm just a little nervous. Uh... 193 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,004 [sighs] 194 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:10,133 Well, hey, if you wanna change anything, that's fine. You know? 195 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,304 Just run it by me first, if that's cool. 196 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,811 So what do I call you? 197 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:24,606 King Charles? Or Queen Charles? 198 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,780 What do you think about, uh, Chloe? 199 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:39,997 I think I'm gonna call you Chloe, if that's okay. 200 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,332 Great. 201 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,126 Do you want to do a tour? 202 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:48,714 Um, I work in IT. This is my work-from-home station. 203 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,466 Popped for Xfinity, so my Internet's crazy fast, 204 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:53,010 like, over a gig. 205 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,054 Trust me, that's really fast. 206 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,473 I mean, I... I could talk about this shelf all day. 207 00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:01,518 We got an unopened '80s original right here. 208 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,895 And this whole collection is just next-level. 209 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:04,980 Oh, and... 210 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:09,359 So Brando smoked this for one take in The Godfather. 211 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:12,362 I mean, supposedly. It didn't make the final cut of the film. 212 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:17,743 But he did smoke a cigar in the poster, so it's still kind of dope. [exhales] 213 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:20,329 This is my keyboard. 214 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,915 -[keyboard playing] -[laughs] 215 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,334 That's not bad. 216 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:27,961 And, you know, it can be yours, if you want. 217 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:32,007 I'm... I'm really tired of making music just for myself, so... 218 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:35,052 Well... [sighs] ...that's it. 219 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,512 That's me. 220 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,306 It's impressive, right? 221 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:42,017 Oh, thank you. 222 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,518 That's fine, I guess. 223 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:46,813 Wow. 224 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:49,816 [sighs] 225 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,366 [exhales] Okay. 226 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,871 Mom? Hello? 227 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,750 [sighs] 228 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:14,883 -[cat hisses] -[gasps] 229 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,093 -[meows] -[groans] 230 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:21,264 -Princess, you're looking hypoallergenic. -[hisses] 231 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,016 [Nicole's mother] Nicole? 232 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,101 [meows] 233 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,979 Hey! 234 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,066 -Shoes. -Oh. 235 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:34,027 Shoes, Nicole. You know we don't wear shoes in the house. 236 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:35,862 [sighs] It's good to see you too, Mom. 237 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:40,075 Hi, Sis. I'm home. 238 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,159 Hi! 239 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,911 -Shoes! -Hi! 240 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,622 -Okay. -I don't think we've met yet. 241 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,706 -Oh! -Hi. 242 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,793 -Nicole, this is Alistair. -[Nicole] Hello. 243 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:53,463 He flew all the way here to ask Mom for my hand. 244 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:54,923 -[Alistair] Well, of course. -Oh, wow. That... 245 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,758 -I had to come for this. [kisses] -Oh. [giggles] 246 00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:59,428 -Mom, is this your ring? -[both giggling] 247 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,806 Well, you're hardly galloping down the aisle, Nic. 248 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,100 [timer dings] 249 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,477 So, how's work going, Nicole? 250 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,939 Uh, oh, really good, actually. 251 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:15,068 Yeah, Stacey promoted me to head stager today, I think. 252 00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:16,528 [gasps] She's killing it. 253 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:19,614 Number two for Stacey Dorin, a legend in home staging. 254 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:20,782 Oh, my God. 255 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:23,869 Nicole's a very talented artist. She could have gone to art school. 256 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:27,372 But instead she chose to spend her life rearranging furniture. [chuckles] 257 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:31,918 It's home staging, Mom, in highest-luxury real estate. 258 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,463 You make it sound like it's musical chairs. 259 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,673 She turned down a spot at U-Dub for art and design. 260 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,259 Yeah, well, someone needed to take care of Dad 261 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:40,635 while you were in Paris, so... 262 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,929 -See what I mean? Defensiveness. -[Alistair] Mm-hmm. 263 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,474 I mean, she's been completely closed off these last three years. 264 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:46,558 Curious. 265 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,852 Mom, I'm literally sitting right here. 266 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,104 -I mean, she parties every night. -Yeah. 267 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:55,400 But I'm afraid, deep down, she's really lonely. 268 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,402 -Fascinating. -Oh, my God, Mom. 269 00:12:57,486 --> 00:13:00,822 Why are you discussing this with Alistair? 270 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:03,033 Because he's British, Nicole. 271 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:09,414 -[chattering nearby] -[glass shatters nearby] 272 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:12,501 Nothing good happens out there past 9:00 p.m. 273 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,922 Just a bunch of packed bars 274 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:20,342 and people breathing on each other. 275 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,969 ♪ I, I, I can't go now ♪ 276 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:26,640 ♪ DJ's playing my, my, my, my song now ♪ 277 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,601 ♪ But if you want to wait all night ♪ 278 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:35,190 ♪ I just might go all the way with you tonight ♪ 279 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,026 ♪ Erase the visual you like my... ♪ 280 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,611 You killed it on the bridge. 281 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:43,240 Uh, no, you killed it. Oh, my God. 282 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:50,789 Yeah, there are zero one-night-standable guys in this bar. 283 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:55,168 -[loud rock playing] -[audio feedback] 284 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:56,711 -[singer growling] -Oh, my God. 285 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,300 -[Chloe whining, barks] -Seriously? 286 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,638 -[whining continues] -[sighs] Chloe, what are you... 287 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,014 [groans] 288 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,767 [sighs] You need this right now? 289 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,311 Okay, hold on. 290 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,732 [whirs, buzzing] 291 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,360 [grunting] 292 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:25,615 Okay. 293 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,034 Hmm. 294 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:30,954 Oh. 295 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,623 Hi. 296 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:34,833 Who are you? 297 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,918 Delivery guy. 298 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,922 Well, I'm willing to receive a delivery. 299 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,051 Of a guy. 300 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,307 Pad thai with beef for Rahul. 301 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,519 No, okay. 302 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:57,063 -Here you go. -[beeping] 303 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,815 -[door buzzes] -All right. 304 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:02,068 Have a good night, delivery guy. 305 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,362 -Thank you. -See ya. 306 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,114 Ugh. 307 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,909 [sighs] 308 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,621 [beeping] 309 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,456 Hey, Chaim. 310 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,083 Oh, I'm sorry. Chaim. 311 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,376 Hello, it's me. 312 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:22,088 Listen, I just wanted to let you know that I can let people in. 313 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,507 I actually let so many people in. 314 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,051 Everyone in but you. 315 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:30,930 And I am capable of love, so thank you. 316 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,099 And good night. Goodbye. 317 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,352 Idiot. [sighs] 318 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,519 Ugh. 319 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:42,525 Buddy, you're still here? 320 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,152 [groans] 321 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:45,654 [sighs] 322 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,322 Oh, man. No. 323 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,324 Don't look at me like a person. 324 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,576 [whimpering] 325 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:52,702 [sighs] 326 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,708 Okay. All right. Come on. 327 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,044 One-night stand, all right? 328 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,128 Let's go. 329 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,632 Make yourself at home. 330 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,802 Oh, sorry about the mess. Just... 331 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,805 -[sighs] Put some music on. -[keys clatter] 332 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,265 Just gonna make a drink. [humming] 333 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,685 Yum, yum, yum, yum. 334 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,855 Oh! No! Ooh, no, no, no. No. 335 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,358 That lo mein is, like, weeks old. [sniffs] 336 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,442 Oh, God. 337 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:28,446 Is that you or is that the noodles? 338 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,323 [♪ "Guiding Light" playing] 339 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:31,866 Come on, we'll get you washed up. 340 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,952 Come on. Come on, buddy. 341 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,082 Okay, next up, let's talk conditioner, shall we? 342 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,335 Would you like argan oil to strengthen, 343 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,630 or coconut milk to thicken? 344 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,173 Hmm? 345 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:52,846 Argan oil? 346 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:56,808 Yeah. Smart dog. Solid choice. 347 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:04,566 Done. Okay, let's take a peek. Okay. 348 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:07,694 One, two, three. 349 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,362 Oh, wow. 350 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,281 Look at you, handsome! 351 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,491 Ooh. 352 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:16,493 It's like I'm looking at Channing Tatum. 353 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,621 Yeah. There's you. 354 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:20,290 [rustling] 355 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,417 Chloe, whatever you're doing is loud. I'm trying to sleep. 356 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,128 Are you trying to dig a hole? 357 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,300 Thank you. 358 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,476 [groaning] 359 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:44,481 Definitely woken up next to hairier, that's for sure. 360 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,025 Good morning. 361 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:50,612 [groans] No. No morning-after makeouts. 362 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,363 [sighs] 363 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:55,909 Okay. All right. [sighs] 364 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,660 Time to find your person. 365 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,499 -We have 32 pounds. -Mm. 366 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,000 He's in great shape. 367 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,878 You're a tough guy, aren't you? You're a real tough guy. 368 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,255 Hey, tough guy, how old are you? Can you tell me? 369 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,382 "Oh, I'm two years old, yes." 370 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,717 He says he's two years old. 371 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,594 -Isn't that cute? You know what? -Okay. Adorable. 372 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:15,762 Here's an odd thing. 373 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:19,599 I don't see any testicles, so he's been neutered, but no chip. 374 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,519 -So two snips, zero chips. -Um... 375 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,729 Did you find him outside of a store with a sign reading, 376 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,439 -"No chips, no balls, no service"? -[groans] 377 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:27,732 [chuckling] 378 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,067 -Okay. -We have fun here. 379 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,194 So what do I do then? What am I supposed to do? 380 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,906 Well, the first thing you should do is get him some shots for worms, 381 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:38,243 because he was a stray, and that's very common. 382 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:41,287 And it's also extremely common for humans to ingest them. 383 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,289 So have you checked your stools yet? 384 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,166 -My stool? -For worms. 385 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,417 Holy shit. No, I haven't. 386 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,671 And maybe for an old Monopoly piece if you ever shoved one of those up your butt. 387 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,798 -Jesus Christ. Okay. All right. -[laughing] It happens. 388 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,716 It happens when you're a kid. 389 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,845 All right, well, good luck, pal. 390 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,096 Um, okay, well, the thing is... 391 00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,430 He's gonna be a great dog for you, I think. 392 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,349 The thing is, I just... I can't have a dog right now. 393 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,101 -I'm really busy. I'm never home. -You're busy? 394 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,686 Yeah, work, is... It's crazy. 395 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,521 -It's crazy. Yeah. So what do you do? -Right now, yeah. 396 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:10,191 Are you like a long-haul trucker, or you work on an oil rig or neurosurgeon? 397 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,401 -I'm a home stager. -Ah. 398 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,529 Yeah, for high-end luxury real estate. It's kind of a big deal, so... 399 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:17,907 Do you still want her to be your owner? "Probably not. She seems selfish." 400 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,577 Hey, she's not selfish. She's just busy. 401 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,662 -You don't have to talk through the dog. -I can't help it. He's very talkative. 402 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:23,746 Okay. 403 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,457 You know what? That's fine. Don't worry about it. 404 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:29,335 Don't adjust your lifestyle for anything or anybody. 405 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:30,420 Excuse me? 406 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,921 Sorry. That was an inner thought. 407 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:35,174 I think you should post on Nextdoor, maybe put up a few flyers, 408 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,051 and if you don't hear anything, 409 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,470 you know, take him to an animal shelter, I guess. 410 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:42,265 -They'll find him a home, right? -Yeah, probably not. 411 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,434 You might as well get it over with... put up the flyers, 412 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,228 and then get ready to see this guy in the dumpster. 413 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:52,108 Typically I wouldn't be outside during a pedestrian hour, 414 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,735 or ever, 415 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,987 but it's better you pee out here than on my floor. 416 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:58,781 So, just get it done, and then we'll go... 417 00:19:58,865 --> 00:19:59,866 Oh, my God. 418 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,827 -Oh, God. Fuck. No. -[dog walker] Hi, friends. 419 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:05,246 -Chloe, no, no, no, no, no. -[gasps] And who is this? 420 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,665 -Uh, she's... -Oh, so adorable! 421 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,042 Come here, you. Come here. 422 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,877 -She's, uh, Chloe. -Come here. Come here. 423 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,670 -[Max] Mm-hmm. -So adorable. 424 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,047 -Oh. Oh! -Oh. 425 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,299 -Oh, my God. Yeah. -Such a sniffer. 426 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,508 -Whoa. -All right. 427 00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:18,843 Um, could you just... 428 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,804 Okay. Please, um, just... Thank you. 429 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,140 Hey, we should do a playdate. 430 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,433 Oh, um... 431 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:27,518 Okay, bye. 432 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:29,812 Come on, Strawberry! 433 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,606 Chloe, never do that again, okay? 434 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,276 Do you hear me? I was just violated for you. 435 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,446 Your Canva presentation looks pretty dope. 436 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:39,781 Well, I'm trying. 437 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,950 I really have to impress this guy. 438 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:44,661 Next, maybe you should make lost dog posters. 439 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,245 Do you think someone's gonna claim him? 440 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:49,040 I mean, maybe he's already home. Your place is a dumpster. 441 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,459 My place is not a dumpster. It's organized chaos. 442 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,336 -Mm-hmm. Oh. Oh. -[spattering] 443 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,339 -Oh, your dog. -Hey! Oh! No, no! No, boy. 444 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,633 Oh. [sighs] 445 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:02,178 Okay. All right. Fine, I will take him out. [groans] 446 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,263 Looks like you got a girlfriend. 447 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:06,891 [chuckles] Maybe a little. 448 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,352 Yeah... But no, you know, not really. 449 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,396 Maybe it's time for a real one? 450 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,606 Oh, no. I mean, I don't know. 451 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,317 I... [chuckles] I got a dog, so... 452 00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:18,903 Why? Because you're an ugly loser? 453 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:20,863 Okay, can we maybe stop with the mirroring? 454 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,699 It kind of hurts my feelings. 455 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,868 Let's just try going out on a random date. 456 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:30,415 Think of it as an experiment in conquering your anxiety. 457 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,166 You never need to see them again. 458 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,877 This is the next step. 459 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:38,464 Maybe Chloe can help you with your dating profile. 460 00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:43,302 Back on the prowl. 461 00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,223 [shutter clicking] 462 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,392 Ah! Do you approve? 463 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,477 -[growls] -I'm gonna take that as a yes. 464 00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:54,022 Add new photo. 465 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:57,692 What do you think? Not bad, right? 466 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,486 Do your magic, Bumble. 467 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,031 Okay. Now we wait. 468 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:07,035 Nice. Neat. 469 00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:10,038 Reasonably funny. 470 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:14,876 Currently have a job, at time of posting. 471 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:18,046 [sighs] I should put some hobbies. 472 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,965 Figurine aficionado? 473 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:23,968 How about hanging with my fluffy roommate? 474 00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:26,137 Yeah? 475 00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:29,307 [sighs] This is stupid. 476 00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:34,771 I just want you to know, if I ever manage to actually bring home another woman, 477 00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:38,232 it's not gonna change what we're building together. 478 00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:40,151 [laughs] 479 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:43,112 No bio. Only an Instagram link. 480 00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:45,740 That's a really deep V-neck. 481 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:50,119 Why are you posting a group photo? Which one are you? 482 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:53,331 Oh, my God. This guy is literally in prison. 483 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,585 "Reasonably funny." 484 00:22:57,668 --> 00:22:58,836 [chuckles] 485 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,757 Okay. Oh, my God. Wow. 486 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,093 Your dog is a ten. 487 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,470 Hey. 488 00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:09,847 I'm gonna swipe right on this one for you, all right? 489 00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:19,273 Damn. 490 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,485 This girl's out of my league. [exhales] 491 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:28,908 But, as a very wise Jedi Master once said, 492 00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:33,746 [imitating Yoda] "Do. Or do not. There is no try." 493 00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,249 Yeah. 494 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,712 [sighs] Look, Chloe, you gotta understand, this girl's hot, 495 00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:44,674 and I'm kinda odd. 496 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,136 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no. -[app chimes] 497 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:52,974 [chuckling] Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 498 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:56,978 Oh, my God. 499 00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:02,942 Does this mean I have to actually meet up with her? 500 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,610 Whoo-hoo. 501 00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:06,320 She's way out of your league, dude. 502 00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:08,990 -Yeah, man, thank you. I know that. -Well, don't worry about it. 503 00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:11,075 I got a three-step approach that is guaranteed 504 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:13,744 to help you score points on any date. 505 00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:16,873 Trust. 'Cause you already know the ladies I be bringin' in. 506 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:17,999 No, I don't. 507 00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:20,293 Well, I mean, you heard about my many stories of conquest. 508 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:21,627 No. What are you talk... 509 00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:24,213 You're the only person I know from school other than me that's still single. 510 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:25,882 Take this down. 511 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,717 -Step one. -Give me my phone. 512 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,219 You want to get on the lady's level, right? 513 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:31,429 Which in your case, 514 00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,890 you're gonna have to bring her down to your level. 515 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:38,477 So you have to neg her to keep her vulnerable with, uh, veiled insults. 516 00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:41,063 -That will keep her off guard. -Insult her. 517 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:45,526 So you want to say something like, "Oh, those shoes were hot last season." 518 00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:46,944 I don't know what a season is. 519 00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:48,863 Doesn't matter. She does. 520 00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:51,407 -Step two. Now you broke her down... -Yeah. 521 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,451 ...you want to build her up now. 522 00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:55,036 -[whimpers] -Be specific. 523 00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,997 Talk about her nail polish and how that's a great color on her. 524 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,333 -Okay, her nail polish. -Yeah, she'll love that. 525 00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,251 -And then comes the physical part. -Yeah? 526 00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:03,753 -My favorite. -Mm-hmm. 527 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,463 -You ready for this? Okay. -Yeah. 528 00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:08,674 Blow on her neck. 529 00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:10,509 -Just go like this. -What? 530 00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:12,929 -[blows] That's the secret. -What? 531 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,013 Yeah. Yeah. 532 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:16,224 -That's why you're single. -No. 533 00:25:18,226 --> 00:25:21,145 Wait, wait, wait. Slow down. Slow down. You should never rush on stairs. 534 00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:26,484 Do you see her anywhere? Kind of forget what she looks like, to be honest. 535 00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:27,944 Holy shit! 536 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,820 -Hey. -[dogs barking] 537 00:25:29,904 --> 00:25:31,239 Come on. It's okay. 538 00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:34,408 -What the fuck? Jesus! -[barking continues] 539 00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:39,372 Okay, come on. I know. That was insane. 540 00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:43,000 No, hey! Gross! Gross, gross. 541 00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:46,045 We're expecting company. Disgusting. 542 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:48,422 [sighs] She's three minutes late. 543 00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:51,008 She's probably not gonna come. 544 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,803 [exhales] 545 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,221 You don't see her, do you? 546 00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:57,139 She's not coming. 547 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,976 Okay, we... we should just go. 548 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,937 -This place is terrify... -That is Chloe, so you must be Max. Hey. 549 00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:05,606 Hey... lo. 550 00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:08,234 -Hi. [clears throat] -[chuckles] 551 00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:10,653 -This must be Channing Tatum. -Yeah. 552 00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:13,239 [imitating Tatum] "I'm not gonna give up on you." 553 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:15,449 Wait, what? 554 00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:19,245 -It's, uh, G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra. -Right, right. 555 00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:22,790 Yeah, well, I think he's more of a Magic Mike kind of Channing. 556 00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:25,167 [imitating Tatum] "Do I look like I own tights?" 557 00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:29,213 -Uh, yeah. -That might be Step Up. 558 00:26:29,297 --> 00:26:31,507 Yeah, I think that is Step... I don't know. 559 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,217 Movie confusion. Doesn't matter. Um. so... 560 00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:34,302 Cool shirt. 561 00:26:34,385 --> 00:26:36,178 Oh, this... Thanks. It's a band. 562 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,849 [exhales] Your boots. 563 00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:42,226 -My boo... -Your boots. 564 00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:45,229 Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They're whatever. 565 00:26:45,313 --> 00:26:46,772 They're really, uh... really cool. 566 00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:49,400 Um, just, like, uh, 567 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,695 -last season maybe? -Oh. 568 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:56,073 Yeah, probably. I got them at a vintage store, so... 569 00:26:56,157 --> 00:26:57,158 Oh. 570 00:26:57,825 --> 00:27:00,536 Nail polish. That's a really nice color. 571 00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:03,873 [chuckles] 572 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,625 -You are "reasonably funny." -[chuckles] 573 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:11,881 -[chuckles] -Um, anyway, shall we... 574 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:12,965 Mm-hmm. 575 00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:14,842 Ooh. Hold on. 576 00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:16,302 [Max chuckles] 577 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,182 Well, they seem to be getting along nicely. 578 00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:22,558 -Yeah. -That's cute. 579 00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,770 He's had all his shots, right? 580 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:29,190 No, no. It's all a government conspiracy. 581 00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:30,441 What? 582 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:32,902 -I'm kidding. -[chuckles] Oh. 583 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:35,237 Of course he's had his shots. 584 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,867 -Uh, hey, are you hungry? -Uh... 585 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:43,120 No, it's the best chicken I've ever had. Just trust me. 586 00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:45,081 -Oh, actually, I don't... -No, no, no. 587 00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:46,957 Just watch the dogs. I will be right back. Hold on. 588 00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:48,125 Check the health rating. 589 00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:51,087 Less than an A means potential for contamination. 590 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,215 -What? -Make sure it's... 591 00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:55,466 -Yeah. -Okay. 592 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:59,261 Two dogs. Two dogs. 593 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:00,930 I don't even know this other dog. 594 00:28:02,056 --> 00:28:04,308 Okay, yeah, don't touch the bench yet. Hold on. 595 00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:07,686 [whispering] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 596 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:12,858 -Okay. -Hi. 597 00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:16,570 -Just move that. -Oh, okay, well, I was... Okay. 598 00:28:16,654 --> 00:28:20,157 All right, so, rule number one... do not touch your eyes or you will go blind. 599 00:28:20,241 --> 00:28:21,784 -I'm serious. -Why? 600 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,744 It's ghost pepper. You've never had it before? 601 00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:25,788 -No. -Oh! [laughs] 602 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:29,542 Uh, rule number, uh, two... sanitize hands. 603 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:32,086 -Oh. Yeah, sure. -Yeah, I got you. 604 00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:35,256 -Little bit of... [squeaks] -Okay. 605 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:38,217 All right. Here we go. 606 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:41,011 Rule number three... maybe we just, like, feed ourselves. 607 00:28:41,095 --> 00:28:42,138 Can you just try the chicken? 608 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:44,181 I just don't really, like, dabble with hot stuff. 609 00:28:44,265 --> 00:28:45,266 -My stomach... -Yeah, okay. 610 00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:47,017 -Sometimes you just gotta try stuff. -Okay. All right. 611 00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:51,355 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's so spicy. 612 00:28:51,439 --> 00:28:53,566 -[coughs] -[chuckles] 613 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:55,526 My God, that's spicy. 614 00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,486 -[coughing] -Are... 615 00:28:57,570 --> 00:29:01,449 Oh, my God. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Here. Here. 616 00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:03,742 -Really? -Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 617 00:29:03,826 --> 00:29:07,246 -[coughing] -[chuckles] Here. Here, just... 618 00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:09,832 -Okay. -[laughs] 619 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:14,378 -[chuckles] Wow. -[gasping] Why do people eat this? 620 00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:15,671 Okay, reveal. 621 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,715 Super spicy chicken, it's a natural truth serum. 622 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:19,717 -It's really fun, right? -Mm. Super fun. 623 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,385 Well, let's get to know each other a little. 624 00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:23,137 -Okay, first question. -Oh, my God. 625 00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:25,806 What did you keep in your high school locker? 626 00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:27,224 -I don't remember. It was a long time ago. -Yes, you go. 627 00:29:27,308 --> 00:29:28,309 -No. Yes, you do. -[clears throat] 628 00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:30,561 What'd you keep in there, like, all the way in the back? 629 00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:32,188 Magic cards. 630 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:34,940 -You were a nerd. I knew it. -Nothing wrong with being a nerd. 631 00:29:35,024 --> 00:29:36,025 And it's not like-- I didn't play with them. 632 00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,109 Liar. 633 00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:38,819 -Eat another wing. -Okay. 634 00:29:38,903 --> 00:29:41,906 -Okay. Okay, okay, okay. -[chuckling] Okay, okay. 635 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:43,199 [groans] 636 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:47,328 -Okay, it's my turn to ask. -[chuckles] 637 00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:49,413 Okay, uh... 638 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:53,125 Okay. Oh... Wait, you prepared questions? 639 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:56,212 Yeah, I thought it... 640 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,796 What, uh... 641 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,548 What's one of your favorite family memories? 642 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:01,091 -Um... -[clears throat] 643 00:30:01,175 --> 00:30:03,010 Like, Christmas, I guess. 644 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,971 Well, you have to give me more than just, like, Christmas. 645 00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:07,515 That's all I got. I'm gonna pass. 646 00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:09,517 -You can't pass. Pass? -That's kind of a boring question anyway. 647 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,311 -Yeah, I'm gonna pass. -What's your favorite family memory? 648 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,438 -I said I'm gonna pass. -You can't change the rules. 649 00:30:14,522 --> 00:30:17,858 Well, I made up the rules, so I kind of... I can change them. 650 00:30:20,194 --> 00:30:21,278 I just feel like rules are there to be followed. 651 00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:23,197 -So what's the point in making them? -Can you just let it go? 652 00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:30,788 Wait, where are the dogs? 653 00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:32,540 Uh-oh. 654 00:30:32,623 --> 00:30:34,124 -Channing? -Chloe? 655 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:37,044 -I'm sure they're close by. -Chloe? 656 00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:39,213 -Channing? -Chloe! 657 00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:40,589 -[Nicole] Channing? -[Max] Chloe? 658 00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:41,674 [toy squeaking] 659 00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:43,300 -Channing? -Chloe? 660 00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:46,637 Chloe! 661 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,681 -Chann... [groans] Shit. -Chloe! 662 00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:50,224 -Channing? -Do you see either of them? 663 00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:51,684 -I think... -Chloe! 664 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,978 [giggling] Look. 665 00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:57,606 -[Nicole] Channing? Channing? -[Max] Chloe? 666 00:30:57,690 --> 00:30:59,483 Chloe? Oh, my God! 667 00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:01,485 -[Nicole] What? -Get away from her, you monster! 668 00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:04,446 [chuckles] Hey, it's fine. He's neutered. They're just having fun. 669 00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:05,531 -Fun? -Come on! 670 00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:08,450 How do we know she gave consent? It's assault. 671 00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:10,911 Hey, it's okay. Calm down. 672 00:31:10,995 --> 00:31:12,621 [gags] It's not... 673 00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:14,873 She looked like she's having a good time. 674 00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:17,585 -[retching] -Oh, my God. 675 00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:20,588 -Are you okay? -Do you vomit when you're okay? 676 00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:23,215 No, I mean, I just, I feel bad. Like, do you need anything? 677 00:31:23,299 --> 00:31:24,550 Yeah, you should feel bad. This is your fault! 678 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:26,343 This is all because of your stupid chicken game! 679 00:31:26,427 --> 00:31:28,095 Oh, my... I'm sorry. 680 00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:29,555 Listen, I was just trying to have some fun. 681 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:31,056 -Oh, my... -I was trying to get to know you. 682 00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:34,727 So you think burning your throat on lethally spicy chicken is fun? 683 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:37,146 Really fun! Psycho! 684 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,981 -It's truth serum! -It's truth serum! 685 00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:41,191 You know what? I thought you were sweet, if a bit weird. 686 00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:42,526 But you know what? You're a dick! 687 00:31:42,610 --> 00:31:44,486 -Whatever. -Lose my number. Quick. 688 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,280 Okay, gone, deleted it. 689 00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:50,242 -[stomach grumbling] -Oh, my God. No fuckin' way. 690 00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:53,245 -[Channing whining] -[sighs] 691 00:31:53,329 --> 00:31:55,831 What are you whining about? At least you got laid. 692 00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:58,751 -Oh, hey, you... -[Max] Holy shit. 693 00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:01,712 -Hey, do you know where the bathroom is? -[passerby] Over there. 694 00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:03,005 -That way? Jesus. -Yeah. 695 00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:04,423 -Where? How far? -Just keep going north. 696 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:05,633 -Is it far? -It's a good walk. 697 00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:06,925 -It's far? -Straight that way. 698 00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:08,927 Fuck. 699 00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:15,017 I can't believe this is happening to me. 700 00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:19,813 Dear God. [groans] 701 00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:22,358 I can't believe I'm doing this. 702 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:26,028 Oh, my fucking God. Jesus. 703 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,238 Oh, my God. This... Okay, it's happening. It's happening. 704 00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:32,618 It's happening. No! Fuck! Oh, my... Fuck. Are you fucking kidding? 705 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:34,953 -I'm so sorry, Chloe. We gotta go. -[belt jingles] 706 00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:36,205 -[flies buzzing] -[splattering] 707 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:37,539 Oh, I'm so sorry. 708 00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:40,668 [Max farts, sobs] 709 00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:42,252 We are never dating again. 710 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:45,923 Holy crap. 711 00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:47,591 [phone chimes] 712 00:32:47,675 --> 00:32:50,052 [♪ "Growing Up" playing] 713 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:53,681 [sighs] 714 00:32:53,764 --> 00:32:55,683 I literally... 715 00:33:03,357 --> 00:33:06,026 Okay, buddy, let's get the hell out of here. 716 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:11,448 Chloe, look what I got. [laughs] 717 00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:14,868 What do you think? Yeah, check it out. Check it out. [makes playful sounds] 718 00:33:14,952 --> 00:33:18,414 -[woofs] -Do you like it? [makes playful sounds] 719 00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:22,334 Yes, this is where you can dig your hole. 720 00:33:22,418 --> 00:33:23,669 Knock yourself out. 721 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:27,506 [Nicole] Okay. 722 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:31,009 Okay, Channing. Come here. 723 00:33:31,093 --> 00:33:33,929 Come on. Good boy. Good boy. 724 00:33:36,265 --> 00:33:37,516 [groans] 725 00:33:41,270 --> 00:33:42,730 It's a little fish. 726 00:33:45,107 --> 00:33:46,775 -Yeah. Good, huh? -[phone chimes] 727 00:33:46,859 --> 00:33:48,318 That's yours. It's for you. 728 00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:54,783 -[shutter clicks] -[chuckles] 729 00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:02,249 [no audible dialogue] 730 00:34:32,029 --> 00:34:35,449 I should have invested in Crypt-Yo stock when it was cheap. 731 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,745 [gasps] Holy shit. 732 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:43,123 [whispering] Oh, my God. 733 00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:45,292 What is that? 734 00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:53,634 Wait, is this a room just for a tub? 735 00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:55,719 Wow. 736 00:34:59,223 --> 00:35:00,516 Fuck it. 737 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:04,394 Oh, God. Ooh. 738 00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:07,898 Yep. Yes. This fits just right. 739 00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:10,025 -[owner] Ding dong! -Shit. 740 00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:13,278 You must be Nicole. 741 00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:16,114 Hey. 742 00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:19,117 Hi, I'm Nicole. Hi. 743 00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:21,370 Um... Oops. 744 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:22,830 I was just, uh, 745 00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:25,666 really getting a feel for the space. 746 00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:28,794 Cool, cool. Do your thing. I respect your process. 747 00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:30,170 Just wanted to say, 748 00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:31,839 yo. 749 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:33,799 Yo. 750 00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:35,008 I'm Hunter. 751 00:35:35,092 --> 00:35:37,427 Oh, yeah. I... I figured. 752 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:41,306 -Want to take a bath? -No, no. I'm good. I'll get out. 753 00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:42,975 -Are you sure? -Yeah, I'm sure. 754 00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:45,894 Because I call this a room for a bath. 755 00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:48,480 Right. Of course. 756 00:35:48,564 --> 00:35:51,191 -Did you want to see the rest? -Yes. Please. 757 00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:53,569 I show you the world. 758 00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:57,239 This is room for cook. 759 00:35:57,948 --> 00:35:59,950 [electronic music playing] 760 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:06,123 So, yeah, that is what I'm thinking. 761 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:08,834 I gotta say, I am vibing this. 762 00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:10,085 Hard. 763 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,962 -Yeah? -Yeet! 764 00:36:12,045 --> 00:36:17,843 It's the Dalai Lama meets Wayne Manor. But, like, in an authentic way. 765 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:22,055 That... That is exactly what I was going for. 766 00:36:22,139 --> 00:36:25,517 Hey, there's this restaurant downtown I'm thinking of investing in. 767 00:36:25,601 --> 00:36:27,769 It's completely inspired by ASMR. 768 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,731 You will eat with all your, uh, senses. 769 00:36:31,315 --> 00:36:34,985 I'd, uh... I'd love to take you there, get your feel on the flow. 770 00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:37,738 Oh, wow. 771 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:41,992 Yes, I... I'm flattered. [chuckles] 772 00:36:42,075 --> 00:36:45,329 It's the ultimate sensory experience. It's rad. 773 00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:49,499 Yeah. Um... It sounds rad. 774 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,336 [whimpering] 775 00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:54,379 Hey, what's going on, girl? 776 00:36:55,297 --> 00:36:58,300 Yesterday you were throwing up. Now you want seconds? 777 00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:01,386 [sighs] 778 00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:03,680 Okay, I'm... I'm sorry, we gotta get ready. 779 00:37:03,764 --> 00:37:08,268 It's time to meet Grandma and Grandpa. And try not to judge me. 780 00:37:08,936 --> 00:37:10,354 We can't choose our parents. 781 00:37:11,897 --> 00:37:12,940 Okay, here we are. 782 00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:15,442 -This is the place. -[air pump whirring] 783 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,027 Holy shit. 784 00:37:20,030 --> 00:37:23,992 I can't believe you're here, Max. [chuckles] 785 00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:26,286 -Here, sweetie, have a cracker. -Oh, no, thanks. 786 00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:28,830 -There you go. -Thank you. 787 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:31,500 I love what you've done with the place. 788 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:34,461 -It's always a work in progress, yeah. -Mm. 789 00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:38,298 -Did you see the wind man out front? -Uh-huh. Yeah, he... he's cool. 790 00:37:38,382 --> 00:37:40,425 Max, you seem happy. 791 00:37:40,509 --> 00:37:42,803 Yeah. Yeah, I am. I'm... 792 00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:48,350 I mean, Chloe's been helping a lot. You know, she's pretty special. 793 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:49,893 Yeah, she's a real beauty, Son. 794 00:37:49,977 --> 00:37:52,771 She's got a little meat on her bones too. Like her grandma. 795 00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:54,022 -[chuckling] -[chuckles] Stop. 796 00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:56,566 Is she looking kind of heavy? It's weird. 797 00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:59,027 I mean, at first she couldn't keep any food down, 798 00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:00,320 and lately she can't get enough. 799 00:38:00,404 --> 00:38:04,992 Well, let me take a look at her. Here, come to Mama, you sweet girl, yeah. 800 00:38:05,075 --> 00:38:08,078 -Look at you. You're just so pretty. -[all chuckling] 801 00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:11,248 -Honey? -Hmm? 802 00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:12,499 Could she be pregnant? 803 00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:15,919 [chuckles] No. No, that's impossible. 804 00:38:16,003 --> 00:38:17,587 So she's been spayed? 805 00:38:23,343 --> 00:38:24,928 No fucking way. 806 00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:26,930 [paper rustling] 807 00:38:27,014 --> 00:38:29,349 All right, pick her up and place her over the bowl, 808 00:38:29,433 --> 00:38:32,394 but, like, in her normal squatting position. 809 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:34,646 I don't think this is how we do it, man. 810 00:38:34,730 --> 00:38:37,733 It is. I read this is how they do it in Finland. 811 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,526 Finland? What? 812 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:40,902 Yes. I read, okay? 813 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:43,113 Don't be uncultured, Max. It's unattractive. 814 00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:44,906 You're the one who dragged me to a drugstore bathroom 815 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,951 to stick a piece of plastic under my dog's vag... I can't even say it. 816 00:38:48,035 --> 00:38:50,203 Look, I'm trying to help you with your 16 and Pregnant-ass dog, okay? 817 00:38:50,287 --> 00:38:51,288 I'm sorry. 818 00:38:51,371 --> 00:38:53,749 You could learn something from her. Gettin' laid on the first date. 819 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:55,709 Can you not be so disrespectful? 820 00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:57,502 I swear I get stupider just being around you. 821 00:38:57,586 --> 00:39:00,422 Hold on, I feel her muscles moving. I think she's gonna... 822 00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:03,425 -[Chloe farts] -Oh. Oh, that's vile! 823 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:05,594 -Whew. [groans] -It's okay. It's okay, Chloe. 824 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:08,263 -She's probably just nervous. -It's lingering! [gags] 825 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:09,514 -It's okay, Chloe. -It's lingering, dude. 826 00:39:09,598 --> 00:39:11,391 -[Sid panting] -Hold on. 827 00:39:11,475 --> 00:39:13,769 -Okay. -Oh, she's weeing. She's weeing. 828 00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:15,228 -Oh, she's weeing. She's weeing. -Oh, thank God. 829 00:39:15,312 --> 00:39:16,313 She's weeing. She's weeing. 830 00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:18,356 -[groans] It's on my finger. -Did it get on the thing? 831 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,941 It did. Ugh! 832 00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:21,234 -Okay. -Here, girl. 833 00:39:21,318 --> 00:39:24,613 -I'm sorry. [kisses] -Okay, all right. 834 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,406 -What? -I got good news and bad news. 835 00:39:26,490 --> 00:39:28,408 Well, what's the bad news? 836 00:39:28,492 --> 00:39:31,328 It's the same news either way. It's inconclusive. 837 00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:32,621 That's just no news. 838 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:33,789 So what do we do now? 839 00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:37,084 -You know. -[whispering] I don't know. 840 00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:38,835 If plan A didn't work... 841 00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:43,256 -Hey, can you go up there? -No man, this is your dog. You got it. 842 00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:45,050 I'm too anxious, man. I'm anxious being in here. 843 00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:47,052 Come on, man. Think about it as a growing experience, you know? 844 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:48,970 Adding to your progress. You got this. Here we go. 845 00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,055 -Hi. -Hello. 846 00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:51,264 Hi there. How can I help you? 847 00:39:51,932 --> 00:39:53,600 Um... 848 00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:55,393 Do you sell the, um... 849 00:39:56,103 --> 00:39:57,896 [whispering] ...the Plan B pill here? 850 00:39:57,979 --> 00:39:59,022 Yes, we do. 851 00:39:59,106 --> 00:40:00,273 -Um... -You do. 852 00:40:00,357 --> 00:40:02,025 I mean, we generally do a short consultation 853 00:40:02,109 --> 00:40:04,694 with the patient who we'll be prescribing it to. 854 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:06,905 Oh, okay. 855 00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:08,156 Um, 856 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:10,200 I mean, she's... she's right here. 857 00:40:10,784 --> 00:40:13,036 What kind of, uh... Yeah, she's... 858 00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:15,372 Uh... 859 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:18,250 He got the bitch pregnant. [laughs] 860 00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:21,002 [pharmacist] Oh, yeah. 861 00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:23,839 You're the two morons who got the pregnancy test for your dog. 862 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,549 Yeah. They've been laughing at you in the back for the last ten minutes. 863 00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:26,883 -Is that not... -[pharmacist] Okay. 864 00:40:26,967 --> 00:40:29,219 Do you know how inaccessible this kind of health care is 865 00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:31,096 to most people across America? 866 00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:32,389 And you want me to just hand it over to you 867 00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:34,599 so you can put it in a piece of cheese. 868 00:40:35,851 --> 00:40:37,644 -Um... -Maybe smear some peanut butter on it. 869 00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:38,770 I wasn't gonna wrap it in... 870 00:40:38,854 --> 00:40:41,606 -I hadn't really thought that far. -Put it in a Beggin' Strip, you know? 871 00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:43,400 -No. No. -No? Yeah? 872 00:40:43,483 --> 00:40:45,110 What was the plan? 873 00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:46,653 Was this the plan? This was the whole plan? 874 00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:50,073 You were gonna come in, swing hard on the "it's for a dog" angle. 875 00:40:50,157 --> 00:40:54,035 Not even broach a lie that it's for a human woman. 876 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:57,914 And I was gonna be like, "Yeah, guys. Let's do it." 877 00:40:58,707 --> 00:40:59,708 Uh... 878 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,334 -We'd hoped. -[pharmacist] Yeah? 879 00:41:01,418 --> 00:41:03,044 Why don't we just go snort some fuckin' Adderall? 880 00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:06,298 'Cause apparently I can just grab some stuff off the shelf and give it to anyone. 881 00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:09,759 Okay, I have one solution I can offer you. 882 00:41:09,843 --> 00:41:11,136 We'll go around back, 883 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:14,890 and I'll give your fuckin' pug a back-alley abortion or whatever. 884 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:16,600 -Can you do that? -No, I can't fucking do that! 885 00:41:16,683 --> 00:41:18,185 -She can't do that! -Right. Yes, okay. 886 00:41:18,268 --> 00:41:22,731 I can't do that because I'm not a vet. You need to go to a vet. 887 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:25,692 Vets are really expensive, and I could lose my job any day now. 888 00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:27,027 I'm his boss. 889 00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:29,571 That's terrifying. I hope you don't work in anything important. 890 00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:31,615 He's spending a lot of his money on that psychoanalyst. 891 00:41:31,698 --> 00:41:33,074 It's a therapist, man. Can we not... 892 00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:36,036 -I absolutely don't care about this. -Just letting her know. 893 00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:37,579 -You need to go to a vet. -[Sid] Yep. 894 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:39,247 And if you can't afford that, 895 00:41:39,331 --> 00:41:41,458 you need to get in touch with the owner of the father. 896 00:41:42,042 --> 00:41:43,168 -[groans] -Ah! 897 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:46,421 -She talkin' about Channing Tatum's mom. -What the fuck planet do you guys live on? 898 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:49,507 -It doesn't matter. It's... It... -The mom to the doggy. 899 00:41:49,591 --> 00:41:51,551 [whispering] Come here. Come here. 900 00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:53,553 Now... get the fuck out of my face. 901 00:41:53,637 --> 00:41:54,638 -Yeah. -Yeah. 902 00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:57,891 It's a stupid fuckin' idea. 903 00:41:57,974 --> 00:41:59,726 -I think you gotta call that girl, Nicole. -That's not happening. 904 00:42:00,477 --> 00:42:03,897 [Hunter] Prepare to experience food with all your senses. 905 00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:05,982 It's really nice. 906 00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:09,319 Yes, it makes you question reality. 907 00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:16,576 Soup. 908 00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:20,205 Oh, excuse me, do you have a... 909 00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:21,831 [squelching] 910 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:27,462 Ah! It is now time to enjoy the sense of touch. 911 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:28,755 Okay. 912 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:34,636 [gasps] Shit, that's really hot. 913 00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:36,513 It's delicious. 914 00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:40,809 [Hunter] The next course is, uh, smell. 915 00:42:42,852 --> 00:42:45,438 [sniffing] 916 00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:47,440 [sniffs] Whoo! 917 00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:49,859 Delicious. 918 00:42:50,694 --> 00:42:52,028 [whispers] Delicious. 919 00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:53,738 [exhales] 920 00:42:53,822 --> 00:42:55,448 -[snaps] -Oh! 921 00:42:55,532 --> 00:42:56,574 Ooh. 922 00:42:57,117 --> 00:42:59,119 -[crunching] -Mmm. 923 00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:03,123 [whispers] It's salty. It's bready. It's tasty. 924 00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:05,667 [crunching] 925 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:08,086 -Delizioso. -[crunching continues] 926 00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:09,254 [Nicole] Yeah. 927 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,633 Hey, are you not vibing this? 928 00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:16,303 Do you want to get some real food? 929 00:43:16,386 --> 00:43:17,762 Yes. Yes, I do. 930 00:43:17,846 --> 00:43:19,639 -Well, let's get out of here, huh? -Oh, okay. 931 00:43:19,723 --> 00:43:22,017 -Two-piece chicken. You bet. -Thank you. 932 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,977 Thanks for being, uh, cool with this. 933 00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:26,479 Are you kidding me? I love food trucks. 934 00:43:26,563 --> 00:43:27,564 -Right? -Mm-hmm. 935 00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:30,775 There's something about their transient nature. 936 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:33,403 You gotta enjoy it while it's here. 937 00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:37,073 That's almost sorta deep. 938 00:43:37,157 --> 00:43:39,951 I'm very deep. Like infinity pool. 939 00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:41,870 -[phone ringing] -Mm. 940 00:43:42,871 --> 00:43:45,081 I'm so sorry. This number keeps calling me. 941 00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:47,375 Why can't people just do normal phone calls? 942 00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:50,920 Um, this might be an emergency. Could you just hold on? 943 00:43:51,004 --> 00:43:52,797 -[phone chimes] -Oh, my God... 944 00:43:52,881 --> 00:43:55,425 -Hey. So, um... -Um, yeah, I'll just be right back. 945 00:43:55,508 --> 00:43:58,178 What the fuck? I said lose my number. 946 00:43:58,261 --> 00:44:03,433 Well, I can't when you're gonna be a grandmother. 947 00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:05,810 What are you talking about, you psychopath? 948 00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:09,314 W... Wait a sec... No. No way. That's not even possible. 949 00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:11,983 [Max] No, it's possible. It's possible because it's happening. 950 00:44:12,067 --> 00:44:15,320 That's what's happening right now. It's happening now, so it's possible. 951 00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:17,655 Okay, well, Channing Tatum is not the father. 952 00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:19,157 Well, Chloe hasn't been sleeping around. 953 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,409 Really? Well, she seemed kind of free with herself at the park. 954 00:44:21,493 --> 00:44:23,870 Hold on. I'm sorry. Are you slut-shaming my dog? 955 00:44:23,953 --> 00:44:27,165 Listen to me. Channing does not even have balls, okay? 956 00:44:27,248 --> 00:44:29,751 [Max] Hold on... What do you... How do you know that? 957 00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:33,922 I think I would have noticed his balls. And the vet checked, okay? He's neutered. 958 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:36,132 -Okay, well, he has a penis. -What? 959 00:44:36,216 --> 00:44:39,803 Yes, of course he has a penis, but you need balls for the penis... 960 00:44:42,639 --> 00:44:44,599 -I can't do this right now. -Oh, you can't do this? 961 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,184 Wait, how come Chloe wasn't spayed? 962 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:48,353 [Max] Yeah, well, she was gonna be. She was about to be. 963 00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:52,107 I was gonna take her to an appointment, and then your mutt mounted her. 964 00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:54,442 -Oh, who are you calling a mutt? -I'm calling your mutt a mutt. 965 00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:56,569 Yeah, well, it's better a mutt than a slut! 966 00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:57,654 [phone beeping] 967 00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,322 Wow. 968 00:44:59,406 --> 00:45:01,074 Wow. 969 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,284 [Nicole] Oh, my God. 970 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,287 I am so sorry about that. 971 00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:09,374 Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. No worries. 972 00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:11,418 -So you were saying that... -I got an early sound bath, 973 00:45:11,501 --> 00:45:13,545 so I should call it. 974 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:16,423 -Thanks for hanging. -Okay. Um... 975 00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:19,426 Let's get down to work tomorrow. 976 00:45:19,509 --> 00:45:20,802 [phone chimes] 977 00:45:23,847 --> 00:45:25,849 [sighs] 978 00:45:25,932 --> 00:45:28,435 Okay, these puppies better not be yours. 979 00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:31,229 Come on. 980 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:36,317 [vet] ...or a Monopoly piece up your butt. It happens when you're a kid. 981 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:38,528 -Uh-oh, look who's here. -Hey. 982 00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:40,738 I smell a vape pen. [chuckles] 983 00:45:40,822 --> 00:45:42,824 -You guys ready to solve a mystery? -[Nicole] Mm. 984 00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:44,284 It's like Scooby-Doo. 985 00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:46,035 I'll be Fred, you can be Daphne or Velma, 986 00:45:46,119 --> 00:45:49,622 and you can be a young Abraham Lincoln, 'cause that's what you look like. 987 00:45:49,706 --> 00:45:51,166 So how did you two meet? 988 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:52,834 -God. Please, just no. -Can we not do this? 989 00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:54,294 Okay. Really none of my business. 990 00:45:54,377 --> 00:45:57,046 But I just have to say, I sense some sexual tension. 991 00:45:57,130 --> 00:45:58,590 -You're mistaken. -Mm. 992 00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:00,383 Not between you. The dogs. 993 00:46:00,467 --> 00:46:01,468 [laughs] 994 00:46:01,551 --> 00:46:02,552 You know what? 995 00:46:02,635 --> 00:46:06,973 I think that Chloe does feel a little thicc, with two C's. 996 00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:08,099 I know the lingo. 997 00:46:08,183 --> 00:46:10,685 Tell you what, let's get old Channing Tatum up on the table 998 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:12,896 and we'll see if this is even possible, huh? 999 00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:14,147 Yeah, let's. 1000 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:16,107 -Chloe, come here. -[Nicole] Come on. Okay. 1001 00:46:16,191 --> 00:46:18,610 Come on up, pal. There ya go. 1002 00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:21,196 Ooh. Well, I'm glad you didn't kill him. There you go. 1003 00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:22,864 -You were gonna kill the dog? -[Vet] How you been? 1004 00:46:22,947 --> 00:46:25,158 -No, just shut up. -Should we find out what's going on? 1005 00:46:25,241 --> 00:46:27,285 -What's that? -Well, that's his penis. 1006 00:46:27,368 --> 00:46:29,537 And that's a great penis. It's a really, really good one. 1007 00:46:29,621 --> 00:46:30,622 Not that, the... 1008 00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:32,999 Yeah, the ball... the ball circle things right there. 1009 00:46:33,082 --> 00:46:34,542 -Yeah, the ball things. -What are those? 1010 00:46:34,626 --> 00:46:37,212 Oh, fuck me. He's cryptorchid. 1011 00:46:37,295 --> 00:46:39,297 -What does that mean? -In English, please. What does that... 1012 00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:41,549 It means that he has two functioning testicles. 1013 00:46:41,633 --> 00:46:43,593 They just never dropped from his abdomen. 1014 00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:45,595 -What? That's possible? -Yeah, it's possible. 1015 00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:48,348 Well, good for you! You're shooting live rounds, buddy! 1016 00:46:48,431 --> 00:46:50,308 -[mimics shooting] All right. -Okay. 1017 00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:52,894 Are you ready for the next segment of The Maury Povich Show? 1018 00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:55,188 -Please stop. -Come on, Chloe, you're next. 1019 00:46:55,271 --> 00:46:56,272 Okay. 1020 00:46:57,899 --> 00:47:01,819 I'd say it's about T-minus 45 days until showtime. 1021 00:47:03,655 --> 00:47:05,448 You two are gonna be grandparents. 1022 00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:11,704 Oh. 1023 00:47:12,372 --> 00:47:13,790 Come on, Channing. 1024 00:47:16,918 --> 00:47:21,047 [vet] Now, if you want a copy of the ultrasound, it's just $49.95. 1025 00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:25,176 [Max] And then she just storms out. I mean, she's an awful human. 750 bucks! 1026 00:47:25,260 --> 00:47:26,636 Thank God you currently have a job. 1027 00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:29,180 I'm sure I can be a single grandfather, right? 1028 00:47:29,264 --> 00:47:31,099 I'm good with one dog. I can handle five. 1029 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:33,226 Don't worry. I'll be your godfather. 1030 00:47:33,309 --> 00:47:37,480 [in gruff voice] May your first puppies be masculine puppies. 1031 00:47:37,564 --> 00:47:39,065 I'm so fuckin' screwed. 1032 00:47:39,148 --> 00:47:41,985 [keyboard playing] 1033 00:47:46,072 --> 00:47:51,077 I haven't really written anything in a while, um, 1034 00:47:52,412 --> 00:47:53,913 but you've kind of inspired me, 1035 00:47:53,997 --> 00:47:57,041 so I thought maybe I'd try to write you a little... 1036 00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:59,252 [keyboard playing] 1037 00:47:59,335 --> 00:48:02,922 ♪ Chloe, little spaniel ♪ 1038 00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:06,259 ♪ Nothin' we can't handle ♪ 1039 00:48:06,968 --> 00:48:10,722 ♪ Stealin' my toast and stealin' my heart ♪ 1040 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:13,725 ♪ Buddies even when you bark ♪ 1041 00:48:13,808 --> 00:48:15,226 Or fart. 1042 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,353 Yeah, fart. [chuckles] 1043 00:48:17,437 --> 00:48:20,607 ♪ Chloe, every day ♪ 1044 00:48:20,690 --> 00:48:23,943 ♪ We both wake up ready to play ♪ 1045 00:48:24,027 --> 00:48:27,614 ♪ Never gonna say goodbye ♪ 1046 00:48:27,697 --> 00:48:32,994 ♪ To my furry Jedi ♪ 1047 00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:36,122 What do you think? 1048 00:48:38,374 --> 00:48:39,500 I'm sorry. 1049 00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:42,170 [Nicole] Does he look sad to you? 1050 00:48:43,338 --> 00:48:45,381 I hate that he misses that hussy. 1051 00:48:45,465 --> 00:48:47,050 Dude, maybe he's bummed 1052 00:48:47,133 --> 00:48:49,719 because you've basically robbed him of the chance to be a father. 1053 00:48:50,345 --> 00:48:54,557 You're like single-handedly perpetuating the stereotype of deadbeat dads. 1054 00:48:54,641 --> 00:48:58,019 Okay, what am I supposed to do? Max is a complete lunatic. 1055 00:48:58,102 --> 00:49:00,855 Well, you're just mad because you kind of liked him, 1056 00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:02,231 and he wasn't into you. 1057 00:49:02,315 --> 00:49:03,941 Oh, no. [scoffs] Please. 1058 00:49:04,025 --> 00:49:07,904 Okay, the guy disinfected a park bench for, like, five minutes, 1059 00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:09,072 like a serial killer. 1060 00:49:09,155 --> 00:49:10,865 Are you really gonna punish your dog 1061 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:12,867 because the owner of his baby mama rejected you? 1062 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:15,119 -[sighs] Okay, bye. -[phone beeps] 1063 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:19,123 Oh, buddy, what did you get us into, huh? 1064 00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:22,001 I think you're muted. Yeah, you're muted. 1065 00:49:22,085 --> 00:49:24,712 [colleague] Oh, my gosh. Sorry, you guys. [chuckles] 1066 00:49:24,796 --> 00:49:26,422 -You would think I would know... -[phone chimes] 1067 00:49:26,506 --> 00:49:28,549 ...how to use Zoom by now. Okay, sorry. 1068 00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:31,803 Um, so what I'd love to do is just jump into 1069 00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:35,098 the customer survey numbers that came back. 1070 00:49:35,181 --> 00:49:37,058 Um, I know we're just digging... 1071 00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:41,479 Hey. 1072 00:49:42,939 --> 00:49:43,981 Hey. 1073 00:49:44,065 --> 00:49:45,233 Uh... 1074 00:49:47,068 --> 00:49:48,069 [Max] Wow. 1075 00:49:48,152 --> 00:49:49,654 Aw. [chuckles] 1076 00:49:49,737 --> 00:49:53,491 He was a little concerned she wouldn't go for him with the cone on. 1077 00:49:53,574 --> 00:49:54,575 So you had him... 1078 00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:57,328 Yeah, just right off. 1079 00:49:57,412 --> 00:50:00,748 But he's been acting strange since before then. 1080 00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:03,751 Yeah, Chloe's had a permanent case of the Mondays. 1081 00:50:03,835 --> 00:50:04,919 Mm. 1082 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:08,089 -Look at them now. [chuckles] -Yeah, they clearly dig each other. 1083 00:50:09,716 --> 00:50:11,008 -Oh, uh... -Yeah? 1084 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:14,178 Sorry. He wouldn't give it up that easy. 1085 00:50:14,262 --> 00:50:16,305 -At least not as easy as she did. -Ha! 1086 00:50:19,809 --> 00:50:24,605 Oh. Here. It's my half of the vet bill. 1087 00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:26,649 Oh. 1088 00:50:27,984 --> 00:50:29,444 -Thanks. -Yeah. 1089 00:50:30,278 --> 00:50:33,656 I also found some great podcasts about raising puppies on Spotify. 1090 00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:36,451 I can share the playlist I made with you, if you want. 1091 00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:37,618 That's actually really cool. 1092 00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:42,165 Look, I know how long this whole pregnancy thing lasts. 1093 00:50:42,248 --> 00:50:45,668 And I do everything alone. And I know how hard it is, and how... 1094 00:50:45,752 --> 00:50:47,378 Look, I mean, honestly, I could... 1095 00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:50,298 I couldn't have done the vet visit 1096 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:52,633 without somebody else there helping me stay focused, 1097 00:50:52,717 --> 00:50:54,051 even if it was you. 1098 00:50:54,677 --> 00:50:55,970 Thanks. I think. 1099 00:50:56,554 --> 00:51:00,349 [sighs] And I've been reading online about the mother's emotional well-being 1100 00:51:00,433 --> 00:51:02,560 during the pregnancy and how it can affect the puppies. 1101 00:51:02,643 --> 00:51:06,439 And, I mean, look how happy they are together, so... 1102 00:51:07,523 --> 00:51:12,236 I don't know, what if we, as friends, got them together for a few playdates? 1103 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,321 Just until the delivery? 1104 00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:16,449 And, I don't know, we can just, like, drop them off somewhere. 1105 00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:19,285 I definitely do not want you sticking around my place. 1106 00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:20,953 Well, yeah, I don't want you at my place either. 1107 00:51:21,037 --> 00:51:22,288 Okay, cool, great. 1108 00:51:22,371 --> 00:51:25,374 Then we can choose some place neutral to let them meet up. 1109 00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:26,626 Does that work for you? 1110 00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:29,462 I mean, I guess we'll be doing it for the kids, right? 1111 00:51:31,631 --> 00:51:35,051 [narrator] You don't deliver the puppies. Mom does. 1112 00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:38,054 Nature takes absolute control of everything 1113 00:51:38,137 --> 00:51:40,848 and it all runs smoothly. But... 1114 00:51:40,932 --> 00:51:43,309 [phone chimes] 1115 00:51:54,737 --> 00:51:56,656 It's nice to get that cone off, huh? 1116 00:51:56,739 --> 00:51:58,157 That thing sucked. 1117 00:51:58,908 --> 00:52:00,493 -Hi. Sorry. -Hey. 1118 00:52:00,576 --> 00:52:02,995 We, uh, we got a little lost. Um... 1119 00:52:03,079 --> 00:52:05,039 -I've never been here before, so... -Oh. 1120 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:07,959 Hi, Chloe. Oh, she's getting hefty. 1121 00:52:08,042 --> 00:52:09,377 Hefty girl. 1122 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:12,588 Wait, you've lived here your entire life and you've never been to Discovery Park? 1123 00:52:12,672 --> 00:52:14,590 How is that even possible? 1124 00:52:14,674 --> 00:52:17,134 Strangers, bacteria, wild animals. 1125 00:52:17,218 --> 00:52:21,097 But I brought a first-aid kit and bear repellent, non-toxic. [exhales] 1126 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:23,558 -Very prepared. All right. -Yeah, I try to be prepared. 1127 00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:25,726 I take it you're not a big hiker then, huh? 1128 00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:26,894 No, I can hang. 1129 00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:30,523 Nice cardigan. 1130 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,610 Thanks. I didn't know I was supposed to dress like Danny Zuko. 1131 00:52:35,945 --> 00:52:37,405 This is amazing. 1132 00:52:38,114 --> 00:52:41,534 I could just sit here and chill. 1133 00:52:42,243 --> 00:52:45,329 Yeah. It's my thinking spot. 1134 00:52:45,413 --> 00:52:47,164 It gives me good vibes. 1135 00:52:47,248 --> 00:52:49,917 Well, thanks for sharing your spot with me... us. 1136 00:52:51,252 --> 00:52:52,795 [Max sighs] 1137 00:52:52,879 --> 00:52:53,921 You're welcome. 1138 00:52:57,717 --> 00:52:59,510 -Oh, shit. -What? 1139 00:53:00,428 --> 00:53:02,805 I just finished all my water and I forgot to bring them some. 1140 00:53:02,889 --> 00:53:04,181 Oh. 1141 00:53:04,265 --> 00:53:06,893 I swear, I'm such a selfish asshole sometimes. 1142 00:53:06,976 --> 00:53:08,895 No, you're not. Here, I got it. 1143 00:53:09,979 --> 00:53:12,857 -Got it. It's BPA-free, don't worry. -Oh. 1144 00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:15,651 Of course. I could only assume. 1145 00:53:15,735 --> 00:53:18,070 Here you go, guys! Here you go. 1146 00:53:18,154 --> 00:53:20,406 [light music playing] 1147 00:53:23,826 --> 00:53:25,494 [knocking at door] 1148 00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:36,923 Shit, what am I gonna do? 1149 00:53:41,636 --> 00:53:44,972 Okay, make sure you behave yourself. He's doing us a big favor. 1150 00:53:45,056 --> 00:53:47,141 -[knocking on door] -[inhales deeply] Okay. 1151 00:53:48,267 --> 00:53:49,435 -Hey. -Hey. 1152 00:53:49,518 --> 00:53:51,479 Hi. Okay, come on in. [clears throat] 1153 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,815 Um, I'm gonna need you to put this on, if that's... 1154 00:53:56,442 --> 00:53:57,985 -Really? -Yeah, just in the house. 1155 00:53:58,569 --> 00:53:59,779 -Okay. -Sorry. 1156 00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:01,781 -[grunts] -Do it quickly, if that's okay. 1157 00:54:05,868 --> 00:54:08,621 [chuckling] I'm just kidding. You don't have to wear that. 1158 00:54:09,372 --> 00:54:10,373 You don't have to wear that. 1159 00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:13,417 Would've been reasonably funny if I weren't being threatened with eviction. 1160 00:54:13,501 --> 00:54:15,503 -Yeah, no. -They gave me two days... 1161 00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:17,630 You are gonna have to take your shoes off though. For real. 1162 00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:19,590 -They gave me two days to decide. -Yeah. 1163 00:54:19,674 --> 00:54:21,884 Me or Channing has to go. [sighs] 1164 00:54:21,968 --> 00:54:25,388 And I'm really sorry, I just need a little more time to figure out where to move. 1165 00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:28,891 -Mm-hmm. Yeah. -Thank you for letting him stay. 1166 00:54:28,975 --> 00:54:32,853 Yeah, I mean, it's a big step for me, but it's what's best right now. 1167 00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:35,439 -You know, for both of them, so... -[gasps] Whoa. 1168 00:54:35,523 --> 00:54:36,774 Just gonna have to... What? 1169 00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:38,609 Wait, is this really from The Godfather? 1170 00:54:38,693 --> 00:54:40,277 Uh, well, technically it is, but... 1171 00:54:40,361 --> 00:54:42,196 That is my all-time favorite movie. 1172 00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:45,241 -Which part? -Not Part III, that's for damn sure. 1173 00:54:45,324 --> 00:54:47,535 -Yeah. Wait, don't touch it! -Jeez! 1174 00:54:47,618 --> 00:54:49,870 -I'm sorry. I just... -I didn't. Just... 1175 00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:51,288 -You were going to. -Oh. 1176 00:54:51,372 --> 00:54:52,415 Oh, oh, oh. 1177 00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:53,499 Yeah? 1178 00:54:53,582 --> 00:54:57,253 Will you hook this up to your Wi-Fi for me? 1179 00:54:57,336 --> 00:54:59,005 Just so I can make sure he's okay. 1180 00:54:59,088 --> 00:55:00,589 Uh, well, I can't let you on my network. 1181 00:55:01,215 --> 00:55:02,216 Why? 1182 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:03,884 I'd have to give you my password. 1183 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,888 -And what if you see me in my underwear? -Mm. That is not a vision that I need. 1184 00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:09,932 Just please hook it up, just at night. 1185 00:55:10,516 --> 00:55:12,643 Anything else of mine you'd like to take over? 1186 00:55:12,727 --> 00:55:15,980 Channing is used to his things, so this will just... 1187 00:55:16,063 --> 00:55:17,815 -Well, it doesn't have to... -...get him acclimated. 1188 00:55:17,898 --> 00:55:20,276 -He likes them spread out? -Wait, where is Channing? 1189 00:55:20,359 --> 00:55:22,486 -I don't know. -Ooh, I bet he's marking. 1190 00:55:22,570 --> 00:55:23,946 You don't think he is, do you? 1191 00:55:27,366 --> 00:55:30,578 [whimpering] 1192 00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:36,333 [Channing barking] 1193 00:55:41,964 --> 00:55:43,466 Really? 1194 00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:46,886 [phone ringing] 1195 00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:48,345 What happened? Is he okay? 1196 00:55:48,429 --> 00:55:50,848 [Max] Do you want to just come over and sleep on the couch? 1197 00:55:50,931 --> 00:55:52,183 Really? Are you sure? 1198 00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:54,310 [Max] Yes, he misses you. 1199 00:56:03,903 --> 00:56:06,113 [keys jangling] 1200 00:56:06,197 --> 00:56:07,990 -[Nicole] Hey. -Hi. 1201 00:56:08,074 --> 00:56:11,077 We're having a little family cuddle. Aren't we? 1202 00:56:14,789 --> 00:56:16,415 [Max] What's happening? 1203 00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:18,209 Right. Well, 1204 00:56:18,834 --> 00:56:20,544 I went to the Fremont Sunday Flea this morning 1205 00:56:20,628 --> 00:56:22,004 and I found all this great stuff. 1206 00:56:22,088 --> 00:56:23,964 What... Okay. Yeah, um... 1207 00:56:24,507 --> 00:56:26,425 Uh, why is it here? 1208 00:56:26,509 --> 00:56:28,135 It's for the house that I'm staging. 1209 00:56:28,219 --> 00:56:30,930 This way I don't have to keep going back and forth from my place. 1210 00:56:31,013 --> 00:56:32,139 It's just for a couple of days. 1211 00:56:32,223 --> 00:56:34,683 [breathing heavily] 1212 00:56:34,767 --> 00:56:38,312 But look, there's a path. I mean, it's a little zig-zag-y, but... 1213 00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:40,981 -"Zig-zag-y" isn't a word. -Why are you freaking out? 1214 00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:43,901 -You've disrupted my apartment. -What does that mean exactly? 1215 00:56:43,984 --> 00:56:47,780 I don't like junk all over my apartment. Or people. 1216 00:56:47,863 --> 00:56:50,324 -Um, I... I can't be... I'm gonna... -[Nicole] Okay. 1217 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:51,700 Chloe? Chloe, come on. 1218 00:56:51,784 --> 00:56:53,410 Chloe, we're gonna... 1219 00:56:53,494 --> 00:56:55,079 I, um... Yeah, I'm just gonna... 1220 00:56:56,372 --> 00:56:57,540 Chloe, come on. 1221 00:57:00,084 --> 00:57:02,211 Oh, my God. What just happened? 1222 00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:05,089 [Max] I mean, am I crazy? Am I being unreasonable? 1223 00:57:05,172 --> 00:57:06,632 I feel like she's being pretty inconsiderate. 1224 00:57:06,715 --> 00:57:10,261 Who brings a bunch of garbage to somebody else's apartment? 1225 00:57:10,344 --> 00:57:12,471 It's unbelievable. 1226 00:57:13,848 --> 00:57:15,141 [exhales] 1227 00:57:15,224 --> 00:57:17,143 I mean, I know I have some issues. 1228 00:57:20,104 --> 00:57:21,105 [exhales] 1229 00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,987 Hey, look, thanks for listening. 1230 00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:31,407 All right. 1231 00:57:31,490 --> 00:57:33,617 Sometimes I just freak out. You know? I just... 1232 00:57:36,036 --> 00:57:38,205 [exhales] 1233 00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:41,333 [Nicole] Listen, I'm gonna get out of your space. 1234 00:57:41,417 --> 00:57:42,543 Hey, Nicole, I... 1235 00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:44,795 This was a really, really bad idea. 1236 00:57:44,879 --> 00:57:46,672 I've messaged some other friends to see if they can take him. 1237 00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:47,798 Nicole... 1238 00:57:47,882 --> 00:57:50,634 I am sorry. 1239 00:57:50,718 --> 00:57:51,802 Um... 1240 00:57:51,886 --> 00:57:56,348 I have my own issues and I'm trying to work on them. 1241 00:57:56,432 --> 00:58:00,186 -Oh. So it's not all me? -That's what I'm trying to say. 1242 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,607 I know rules aren't really your thing, but, 1243 00:58:04,690 --> 00:58:09,028 for me, they're how I get through the day, so... 1244 00:58:09,111 --> 00:58:11,822 Why do you think you worry so much? 1245 00:58:11,906 --> 00:58:14,408 I don't know. I guess I've always just kind of been a worrier. 1246 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,035 Even when you were a kid? 1247 00:58:16,118 --> 00:58:20,706 I used to drive my parents crazy with all my thoughts of bad shit. 1248 00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:24,960 It's created a bit of loneliness. 1249 00:58:25,461 --> 00:58:28,797 Yeah, and then I chose to pursue music, which was stupid 1250 00:58:28,881 --> 00:58:31,425 because, you know, it sets you up for a lot of judgment. 1251 00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:33,302 -And people really do judge. -Yeah. 1252 00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:35,304 Um... [snaps fingers] 1253 00:58:35,387 --> 00:58:37,848 So, yeah, that kind of messed with my whole confidence thing. 1254 00:58:37,932 --> 00:58:40,017 -Yeah, I bet. -Yeah. 1255 00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:42,436 Then I met a girl who, uh... 1256 00:58:44,063 --> 00:58:46,190 didn't really care about my issues. 1257 00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:50,527 She seemed to love me for who I was, which was cool. 1258 00:58:50,611 --> 00:58:52,196 Really cool, in fact. 1259 00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:56,158 And I was, um... I was gonna propose to her. 1260 00:58:56,242 --> 00:58:57,952 -Oh, wow! -Mm-hmm. 1261 00:58:58,953 --> 00:59:01,789 Until I got COVID. 1262 00:59:02,790 --> 00:59:05,042 Fr... Um, from her. 1263 00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:09,129 -Okay. -Which she got from a dude. 1264 00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:10,631 Oh. 1265 00:59:10,714 --> 00:59:13,050 -Oh, no! She was cheating on you? -Yeah. 1266 00:59:13,634 --> 00:59:18,389 So, you know, I quarantined, um, solo for, like, two years. 1267 00:59:18,472 --> 00:59:20,724 But I actually really liked being alone, you know? 1268 00:59:20,808 --> 00:59:23,310 I'm better off by myself, I've realized. 1269 00:59:23,394 --> 00:59:28,691 But it, you know, perhaps explains my, uh, lameness. 1270 00:59:28,774 --> 00:59:29,900 Max. 1271 00:59:30,693 --> 00:59:33,529 Hey, I do not think you're lame. 1272 00:59:33,612 --> 00:59:34,697 [scoffs] 1273 00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:36,031 Seriously, at all. 1274 00:59:36,115 --> 00:59:38,993 I'm actually really enjoying getting to know you. 1275 00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:40,244 Seriously. 1276 00:59:43,956 --> 00:59:45,499 And I will... Oh. 1277 00:59:46,667 --> 00:59:48,877 -Oh, my God. I... -I'm sorry. 1278 00:59:48,961 --> 00:59:50,879 -No, I thought... -No, I... 1279 00:59:50,963 --> 00:59:53,132 -Sorry, I was trying to lean... -No, I'm sorry. 1280 00:59:53,215 --> 00:59:54,216 -Don't be sorry. -Why would you say sorry? 1281 00:59:54,300 --> 00:59:56,343 -I just kissed your chin. -Yeah, it's... 1282 00:59:56,427 --> 00:59:57,428 I should... 1283 01:00:08,772 --> 01:00:12,401 Look, I'm sorry for taking over your sanctuary. 1284 01:00:12,484 --> 01:00:14,153 -No, look... -Seriously, Max. 1285 01:00:14,236 --> 01:00:16,447 It's really nice that you're letting me stay here 1286 01:00:16,530 --> 01:00:19,283 and I will sign a new apartment lease right after the puppies arrive. 1287 01:00:19,366 --> 01:00:22,786 And I can even, you know, help out around the house. 1288 01:00:22,870 --> 01:00:23,996 I can cook. 1289 01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:26,081 -That's okay. -Okay, probably for the best. 1290 01:00:26,165 --> 01:00:27,458 Um... 1291 01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:30,627 Okay. Yeah, um, all right, offer accepted. 1292 01:00:30,711 --> 01:00:31,712 Great. 1293 01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:41,096 What the fuck? Where the fuck are the towels? 1294 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,724 Oh, my God. Where are the towels? 1295 01:00:46,101 --> 01:00:47,353 What the hell has she done with them? 1296 01:00:47,436 --> 01:00:48,687 Oh, my God! 1297 01:00:48,771 --> 01:00:51,023 What? What? 1298 01:00:51,106 --> 01:00:52,858 Get out! What... Get out! 1299 01:00:52,941 --> 01:00:53,942 Okay! 1300 01:00:54,777 --> 01:00:56,612 Lock the door next time, dude. 1301 01:00:56,695 --> 01:00:59,198 -Close the goddamn door! -What did you say? 1302 01:00:59,281 --> 01:01:00,574 -Yeah? -No, no. Go! 1303 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:03,410 -Oh. You are so confusing. -Go. 1304 01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:08,374 Goddamn it. Okay, guys. Come on, dogs. Go, go! Out. 1305 01:01:08,457 --> 01:01:10,334 -[dog barks] -Come on. Out, out. 1306 01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:11,585 Go. 1307 01:01:12,628 --> 01:01:15,923 God. For fuck's sake. 1308 01:01:17,841 --> 01:01:19,551 -Hey, Max? -What? 1309 01:01:21,053 --> 01:01:22,429 Not bad. 1310 01:01:30,437 --> 01:01:31,438 [Max] Okay, guys. 1311 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:33,732 Ready? 1312 01:01:33,816 --> 01:01:37,861 No preservatives or fillers or anything artificial. 1313 01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:43,409 That's, like, really good. 1314 01:01:44,910 --> 01:01:48,705 No, this is silly. Look. Channing and Chloe. 1315 01:01:48,789 --> 01:01:52,793 No, I mean, it's good... I mean, all your art is awesome. 1316 01:01:53,502 --> 01:01:55,087 You ever think about doing it professionally? 1317 01:01:55,796 --> 01:01:57,673 You ever think about doing that professionally? 1318 01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,890 Okay, I'm retreating now. 1319 01:02:16,024 --> 01:02:17,234 [keyboard playing] 1320 01:02:17,317 --> 01:02:22,197 ♪ Take my home and take my things ♪ 1321 01:02:23,365 --> 01:02:28,203 ♪ I give my all to thee ♪ 1322 01:02:29,163 --> 01:02:33,459 ♪ Take them for eternity ♪ 1323 01:02:33,542 --> 01:02:39,465 ♪ Dearest Nicole-y ♪ 1324 01:02:39,548 --> 01:02:42,134 ♪ Nicole-y, Nicole-y... ♪ 1325 01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:44,887 Okay, okay. All right, all right, all right. 1326 01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:45,971 I get it. 1327 01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:49,641 I wanted to go U-Dub for art and design, 1328 01:02:49,725 --> 01:02:53,604 but my dad got sick, so I didn't, and then he died, and now I'm here. 1329 01:02:55,898 --> 01:02:56,899 Okay. 1330 01:02:58,567 --> 01:02:59,568 Okay. 1331 01:03:00,319 --> 01:03:01,987 Thanks for telling me that. 1332 01:03:06,158 --> 01:03:09,161 I showed you mine. Play me a real song. 1333 01:03:09,328 --> 01:03:11,079 No, that's not gonna happen. 1334 01:03:11,163 --> 01:03:12,456 I'm turning it off, actually. 1335 01:03:12,539 --> 01:03:13,540 [mimics Elvis Presley] Thank you very much. 1336 01:03:13,624 --> 01:03:14,791 [Nicole chuckles] 1337 01:03:14,875 --> 01:03:15,876 [♪ "Fever to the Form" playing] 1338 01:03:15,959 --> 01:03:18,670 -Hey, I really like your tone, though. -Shut up. 1339 01:03:18,754 --> 01:03:20,172 [Max] Shuffling the deck. 1340 01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:21,798 -Everyone has their card locked in. -No cheating! 1341 01:03:21,882 --> 01:03:23,300 No cheating. Okay? 1342 01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:29,014 -I have not altered the deck of cards. -Don't do any funny business. 1343 01:03:29,097 --> 01:03:30,474 [Max] A little bit of magic. 1344 01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:33,560 Was this your card? 1345 01:03:33,644 --> 01:03:35,145 -No way! -[Channing barking] 1346 01:03:35,229 --> 01:03:36,355 -It was, huh? -[Nicole laughs] 1347 01:03:36,438 --> 01:03:37,940 How did you do that? 1348 01:03:38,023 --> 01:03:39,691 That's crazy. 1349 01:03:39,775 --> 01:03:41,360 Blew your mind, Chloe. 1350 01:03:58,252 --> 01:03:59,253 Uh-uh. 1351 01:04:00,504 --> 01:04:01,547 Really? 1352 01:04:04,633 --> 01:04:05,842 Just put it in. 1353 01:04:14,726 --> 01:04:16,728 -[vacuum whirring] -[barking] 1354 01:04:16,895 --> 01:04:18,772 You should check out the classes we offer. 1355 01:04:19,565 --> 01:04:21,650 Wait. Lamaze for dogs? 1356 01:04:38,709 --> 01:04:39,751 [laughing] 1357 01:04:40,836 --> 01:04:42,713 -Oh, my God! -Whoo! 1358 01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:46,967 Just put it in your mouth. Just put it in your mouth! 1359 01:04:54,850 --> 01:04:56,977 Oh, my God! It worked! Oh, my God! 1360 01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:59,688 -[Nicole] Ah! -Did you get it? Did you get it? 1361 01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:00,897 I got it. I got it. Got it. Got it. 1362 01:05:00,981 --> 01:05:02,441 -I got it. -Good job, guys! 1363 01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:03,525 Mine is good. 1364 01:05:03,609 --> 01:05:04,860 [phone chimes] 1365 01:05:25,213 --> 01:05:26,882 [indistinct chattering] 1366 01:05:33,055 --> 01:05:34,222 Happy to see you, man. 1367 01:05:34,306 --> 01:05:35,599 -How are you feeling? -Yeah, good. 1368 01:05:35,682 --> 01:05:36,850 -All right? -Yeah. 1369 01:05:39,227 --> 01:05:40,562 I wasn't gonna fire you. 1370 01:05:55,661 --> 01:05:57,579 -[Max] Okay. -[Nicole] Aw, good boy! 1371 01:05:57,746 --> 01:05:59,581 Good boy! Did you... 1372 01:05:59,665 --> 01:06:01,416 -Oh, wait. Did you... Oh! -Okay. 1373 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:02,626 [Nicole laughing] Oh, my God. 1374 01:06:02,709 --> 01:06:06,755 -How does this even happen? [laughs] -Hold on. I got it. I got it. I got it. 1375 01:06:06,838 --> 01:06:09,466 Okay. Hold on, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. 1376 01:06:09,549 --> 01:06:10,634 Okay, okay. 1377 01:06:10,717 --> 01:06:11,718 I... 1378 01:06:11,802 --> 01:06:13,595 -Sorry. It's... -It's okay. 1379 01:06:13,762 --> 01:06:16,223 -Okay. -[Nicole giggling] 1380 01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,772 -[phone chimes] -Oh. 1381 01:06:23,855 --> 01:06:25,315 [Nicole sighs] 1382 01:06:25,399 --> 01:06:27,067 Crap, we're gonna be late. 1383 01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:29,611 Time to go to our class full of dog people. 1384 01:06:29,695 --> 01:06:30,737 Mm, all right. 1385 01:06:31,279 --> 01:06:33,407 Wait. Are you... 1386 01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:36,243 You're sure that that won't make you anxious? 1387 01:06:38,286 --> 01:06:39,871 No, I think I'm good. 1388 01:06:49,923 --> 01:06:55,929 Hello, and welcome to your first Doggie Lamaze session. 1389 01:06:57,097 --> 01:07:00,475 When I say, "Who let the dogs out?" 1390 01:07:00,559 --> 01:07:03,937 you say, "Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!" 1391 01:07:04,104 --> 01:07:05,230 This is insane. 1392 01:07:05,313 --> 01:07:07,315 -[whispers] I love it. -Who let the dogs out? 1393 01:07:07,399 --> 01:07:10,485 [all] Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff! 1394 01:07:10,569 --> 01:07:12,279 I think we can do better than that. 1395 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:15,031 -Let's get on all fours. -[Max] Wait, what? 1396 01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:16,783 I'm not doing it. 1397 01:07:16,867 --> 01:07:18,493 Who let the dogs out? 1398 01:07:18,577 --> 01:07:21,496 [all] Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff! 1399 01:07:21,580 --> 01:07:27,127 Yes! See, dogs feed on our enthusiasm. 1400 01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:30,839 So we want to show them a lot of positive energy. 1401 01:07:30,922 --> 01:07:35,677 We're gonna start today's class by doing a bit of role play. 1402 01:07:35,761 --> 01:07:37,095 -Okay? -Fuck off. 1403 01:07:37,179 --> 01:07:42,434 Can one grandparent please adopt the female urination stance? 1404 01:07:42,517 --> 01:07:45,604 Now, this is a common position 1405 01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:50,025 that a bitch will adopt during contractions. 1406 01:07:50,108 --> 01:07:51,193 Okay? 1407 01:07:51,276 --> 01:07:53,320 There. Good. 1408 01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:55,572 I'm gonna go around and check everyone out, okay? 1409 01:07:55,655 --> 01:07:58,700 -Quick. You're gonna fall behind. Get up. -Okay, all right. 1410 01:07:58,784 --> 01:08:02,037 Okay. Oh, I almost stepped on your bitch. 1411 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:06,082 Oh, well, what a nice couple you are. 1412 01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:08,001 -Oh, no. We're... -Oh, no, we're not a couple. 1413 01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:09,085 All right. 1414 01:08:09,169 --> 01:08:11,129 -[bones cracking] -[Max wheezes] 1415 01:08:11,213 --> 01:08:13,215 -[instructor] How does that feel? -It feels great. 1416 01:08:13,298 --> 01:08:15,550 Mm-hmm. Okay. 1417 01:08:15,634 --> 01:08:19,970 A gentle ear rub and panting encouragement 1418 01:08:20,055 --> 01:08:22,640 when a bitch is having contractions 1419 01:08:22,724 --> 01:08:25,852 can really help calm a laboring bitch. 1420 01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:28,270 So let's all pant together, okay? 1421 01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:32,359 [all panting] 1422 01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:36,196 -[instructor] Yes. -[Max] Yeah. 1423 01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,113 See how he's doing over here? 1424 01:08:38,198 --> 01:08:40,742 How are you guys doing? Good job. 1425 01:08:40,826 --> 01:08:44,955 Ma'am, you need to get your crotch lower to the floor. All right. 1426 01:08:45,037 --> 01:08:47,207 I mean, she said you were being a good bitch. 1427 01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:48,834 -Let's try it again. -Uh-uh. 1428 01:08:48,917 --> 01:08:52,127 [Max] Did she have to use the word "bitch" so much? 1429 01:08:52,212 --> 01:08:54,005 [Nicole] You know what, I actually learned something, though. 1430 01:08:54,089 --> 01:08:55,966 [Max] Oh, yeah? We learned something? 1431 01:08:56,049 --> 01:08:59,051 I mean, Nicole, she was dry-humping my leg 1432 01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:01,595 and breathing into my face, asking me to... 1433 01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:05,183 -Heel, heel, heel, heel, heel, heel. -Okay, you're not even listening. 1434 01:09:05,267 --> 01:09:06,268 Halt. 1435 01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:08,353 Socialize. 1436 01:09:11,939 --> 01:09:14,234 -Rescue? -Uh, yeah. 1437 01:09:15,193 --> 01:09:16,194 Really? 1438 01:09:16,903 --> 01:09:18,363 Yes, really. Yeah, really. 1439 01:09:18,446 --> 01:09:20,698 Why'd you stutter? Are you lying? 1440 01:09:20,782 --> 01:09:22,033 What? No. 1441 01:09:22,117 --> 01:09:23,785 You don't look like a rescuer. 1442 01:09:23,868 --> 01:09:26,287 What does a rescuer... I mean, I assure you, she is a rescue. 1443 01:09:26,371 --> 01:09:27,747 She better be. 1444 01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:30,082 Hey! What's going on here? 1445 01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:33,502 -This man is a breeder. -Who are you calling a breeder? 1446 01:09:33,587 --> 01:09:36,006 Listen, lady. Back off! 1447 01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:37,340 Jesus. 1448 01:09:40,051 --> 01:09:41,886 A dog's for life, not just for Christmas. 1449 01:09:41,970 --> 01:09:45,180 Yeah, we know. It's fucking September. 1450 01:09:45,265 --> 01:09:46,474 [sighs] 1451 01:09:46,558 --> 01:09:49,810 -That was amazing. -Yeah, well, we're a pack, right? 1452 01:09:49,895 --> 01:09:54,274 This week has been crazy, but in a good way. In a good way. 1453 01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:56,943 So, are you excited to be a dad? You're gonna do so great. 1454 01:09:57,027 --> 01:10:02,490 Hey, thank you so much for today. That was so fun and so weird. 1455 01:10:02,574 --> 01:10:05,160 Yeah, and thank you. It was a blast. 1456 01:10:18,298 --> 01:10:19,382 Hey. 1457 01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:21,885 Whoa. 1458 01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:26,765 -What? -You just... You look really, uh, good. 1459 01:10:26,848 --> 01:10:28,058 Thanks. 1460 01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:33,897 Do you want to go out? 1461 01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:36,942 [chuckles] Yeah, right. 1462 01:10:37,025 --> 01:10:39,486 No, come on. It'll be fun. 1463 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,072 Are you... Just you and me? 1464 01:10:43,323 --> 01:10:44,449 Uh... 1465 01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:48,495 No, no, no. I'm going to meet Shay. 1466 01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:49,704 -Oh. -Um... 1467 01:10:49,788 --> 01:10:52,999 And Naomi, I think, later, so I just, um... 1468 01:10:53,083 --> 01:10:55,877 Just didn't want to exclude you if you wanted to come out with us. 1469 01:10:55,961 --> 01:10:58,046 Just... No. At a bar? 1470 01:10:58,129 --> 01:10:59,339 Yeah. 1471 01:10:59,422 --> 01:11:02,008 -Yeah, no, thanks. Um... -Come on, it'll be fun. 1472 01:11:02,092 --> 01:11:04,469 Somebody's gotta walk the dogs. 1473 01:11:04,552 --> 01:11:05,553 Um... 1474 01:11:05,637 --> 01:11:09,349 No, just not tonight. I mean, actually I have other plans. 1475 01:11:09,432 --> 01:11:11,476 -I've got some plans, so... -Oh. 1476 01:11:12,769 --> 01:11:14,562 Other plans. Okay. 1477 01:11:14,646 --> 01:11:17,899 -I sometimes have plans too. -Yeah, I get it. 1478 01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:20,860 You've got plans. Have fun with your plans. 1479 01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:24,197 I will. They're real plans. 1480 01:11:24,823 --> 01:11:26,282 Okay, my friend. 1481 01:11:26,366 --> 01:11:27,909 [mutters] Stop saying the word "plans." 1482 01:11:27,993 --> 01:11:30,203 I'll be back later and I'll walk the dogs. 1483 01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:37,210 -Thank you for hanging last minute. -Of course, babe. 1484 01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:39,754 I can't believe that hermit dude turned down this dime-piece. 1485 01:11:39,838 --> 01:11:41,297 -He's not a hermit. -His loss. 1486 01:11:41,381 --> 01:11:42,382 He's not. 1487 01:11:44,092 --> 01:11:46,803 Oh, my God. Oh, God. 1488 01:11:47,512 --> 01:11:49,055 [Shay] What are you doing? 1489 01:11:49,139 --> 01:11:51,599 -Hunter Fosterini just walked in. -Yeah, yeah, I know. 1490 01:11:51,683 --> 01:11:53,435 I saw he texted while you were in the bathroom, 1491 01:11:53,518 --> 01:11:55,270 so I responded with your location. 1492 01:11:55,353 --> 01:11:56,980 Goddamn it, Shay, why? 1493 01:11:57,063 --> 01:11:59,315 I thought you'd want a rebound beard since you were rejected. 1494 01:11:59,399 --> 01:12:00,859 Well, I don't. 1495 01:12:00,942 --> 01:12:02,819 Really? You've changed. 1496 01:12:02,902 --> 01:12:05,697 -That's awesome, Nic. Oh! Oh, oh. -Hide me. Hide me. Hide me. Hide me. 1497 01:12:05,780 --> 01:12:07,240 -Please! -[Shay] Okay. Uh, I don't... 1498 01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:09,367 Ding dong! 1499 01:12:10,452 --> 01:12:11,661 Hi! 1500 01:12:11,745 --> 01:12:13,872 Hey, Nicole. Yo! 1501 01:12:13,955 --> 01:12:15,832 -Hey. -How are you? 1502 01:12:15,915 --> 01:12:16,916 Are you good? 1503 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,085 No, Nicole. I am not good. 1504 01:12:19,169 --> 01:12:21,296 As you know, I put my house on the market this week. 1505 01:12:21,379 --> 01:12:22,630 -Yeah. -And it sold. 1506 01:12:22,714 --> 01:12:26,009 For 500,000 over asking, all Ethereum. 1507 01:12:26,092 --> 01:12:28,845 So, no. No, Nicole. I am not good. 1508 01:12:28,928 --> 01:12:32,724 I'm fricking fantastic! You did amazing! [cheers] 1509 01:12:32,807 --> 01:12:35,143 A drink for everybody! Tequila, eh? 1510 01:12:35,226 --> 01:12:39,064 -[dance music playing] -[all cheering] 1511 01:12:39,189 --> 01:12:40,565 Ah. Ugh! 1512 01:12:40,648 --> 01:12:44,027 It went up my nose! [laughs] 1513 01:12:44,110 --> 01:12:46,237 ♪ When I close my eyes ♪ 1514 01:12:46,321 --> 01:12:48,907 ♪ You're all that I'm thinking of ♪ 1515 01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:51,242 ♪ And when I say good night ♪ 1516 01:12:51,326 --> 01:12:53,703 ♪ You're all that I'm thinking of ♪ 1517 01:12:53,787 --> 01:12:55,955 ♪ And when I'm driving home ♪ 1518 01:12:56,039 --> 01:12:58,625 ♪ You're all that I'm thinking of ♪ 1519 01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:03,379 ♪ And when I'm all alone I'm not alone, just need you to know ♪ 1520 01:13:03,463 --> 01:13:06,424 ♪ You're all that I'm thinking of ♪ 1521 01:13:06,508 --> 01:13:07,592 ♪ Baby ♪ 1522 01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:08,802 You're so good. 1523 01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:10,470 ♪ Baby ♪ 1524 01:13:10,553 --> 01:13:14,516 -[Hunter vocalizing] -[patrons cheering] 1525 01:13:14,599 --> 01:13:16,226 ♪ Come on, baby ♪ 1526 01:13:16,309 --> 01:13:17,435 Whoo! 1527 01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:21,314 -So, are you from here? -Huh? 1528 01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:23,399 -Are you from here? -Ah. 1529 01:13:23,483 --> 01:13:25,485 Is your family here? They live here? 1530 01:13:25,568 --> 01:13:27,987 -You're funny. I like funny. -I'm funny? 1531 01:13:28,071 --> 01:13:29,656 You're funny, yes. 1532 01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:31,866 How'd you get to be so chill? 1533 01:13:32,909 --> 01:13:34,077 -What? -Plus, I, uh... 1534 01:13:34,911 --> 01:13:36,246 [speaking Italian] 1535 01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:37,831 -What? I don't... -Bellissima. 1536 01:13:37,914 --> 01:13:38,957 Oh. 1537 01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:40,458 Beautiful. 1538 01:13:43,253 --> 01:13:46,965 -Mm. [chuckles] -Oh. Oh, oh. Okay. 1539 01:13:47,048 --> 01:13:48,174 -[keys jangling] -[door creaks] 1540 01:13:48,258 --> 01:13:50,677 -Shh. -[speaking Italian] 1541 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,805 -Please be quiet. Don't touch anything. -[laughs] Shh. Shh. 1542 01:13:53,888 --> 01:13:56,432 [snickers] It's tiny. 1543 01:13:56,516 --> 01:13:57,851 It's charming. 1544 01:13:57,934 --> 01:13:59,269 -Okay, I'm gonna walk the dogs. -Charming. 1545 01:13:59,352 --> 01:14:01,855 -All right. -Ah, look, like, little dogs! 1546 01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:03,940 Shh. Please don't touch anything. 1547 01:14:04,023 --> 01:14:05,358 -No, no, no. -[Hunter laughs] 1548 01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:06,901 Please. No touching. Shh. 1549 01:14:06,985 --> 01:14:08,695 [shushing] 1550 01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:10,613 [Hunter laughing] 1551 01:14:11,406 --> 01:14:13,449 Who is this? What's... 1552 01:14:13,533 --> 01:14:14,576 Hey. 1553 01:14:15,201 --> 01:14:18,955 Uh, this is Hunter. 1554 01:14:19,038 --> 01:14:20,498 I'm her boss. 1555 01:14:21,541 --> 01:14:23,710 -Who are you? -I live here. 1556 01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:26,880 This is Max. He's my... roommate. 1557 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:29,299 [Hunter] Ah, cute. Roommates. 1558 01:14:29,382 --> 01:14:31,926 Eh, a little small for a roommate. 1559 01:14:32,010 --> 01:14:33,428 -[Nicole] Oh! -Oh. 1560 01:14:33,511 --> 01:14:35,096 Hey. Hey, no, no, no, no, no! 1561 01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:37,473 -I think I broke a tooth! -Give that to me. 1562 01:14:37,557 --> 01:14:39,601 -[laughs] Relax. -Those are collectibles, man! 1563 01:14:39,684 --> 01:14:43,354 -So I'll buy you a new one. [laughs] -Buy me a new... 1564 01:14:43,438 --> 01:14:45,064 Can I talk to you for a second in privacy, please? 1565 01:14:45,148 --> 01:14:46,983 Yeah. Oh, my... Jesus. 1566 01:14:47,066 --> 01:14:49,027 Relax. I'll buy you 10, 20. 1567 01:14:49,110 --> 01:14:51,779 Who is this douchebag? Did you seriously bring a guy back here? 1568 01:14:51,863 --> 01:14:53,615 I said that I was gonna walk the dogs tonight. 1569 01:14:53,698 --> 01:14:54,782 I'm just trying to help out. 1570 01:14:54,866 --> 01:14:57,785 You're trying to help by bringing Italian Fabio back to the house? 1571 01:14:57,869 --> 01:15:00,163 Yeah. He's the CEO of Crypt-Yo. 1572 01:15:00,246 --> 01:15:01,581 What the fuck is Crypt-Yo? 1573 01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:03,750 It's the house that I'm staging. It's really important to me. 1574 01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:05,210 You're staging a house for this mother... 1575 01:15:05,293 --> 01:15:06,669 -Hey! No! -[screams] 1576 01:15:06,753 --> 01:15:08,796 Hey. Give that back to me right now! 1577 01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:11,257 You can't buy me a new one. It's irreplaceable, you dick! 1578 01:15:11,341 --> 01:15:13,927 Do... Give it to me. Oh, my God. 1579 01:15:14,010 --> 01:15:15,386 [Max coughs] 1580 01:15:15,470 --> 01:15:18,223 Max, I'm really sorry. Oh, please don't touch the dogs. 1581 01:15:18,306 --> 01:15:20,225 -[Max] Hey, no, no, no, no. -Oh, little puppy! 1582 01:15:20,308 --> 01:15:22,435 Do not fuck with my dog, okay? 1583 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:27,357 Bro, sit the fuck down or I'm gonna give you a spanking like a little baby. 1584 01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:29,067 -Can we just... Let's not. -[Hunter laughs] 1585 01:15:29,150 --> 01:15:30,944 -[Hunter grunts] -Oh! 1586 01:15:31,027 --> 01:15:32,320 Ah. 1587 01:15:33,863 --> 01:15:37,325 -[lightsaber whirs] -You like that? Huh? 1588 01:15:37,408 --> 01:15:40,453 Jerker. You want it, huh? 1589 01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:44,457 Bitch pig, huh? Spunk... Spunk man, huh? 1590 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:46,167 Spunk? 1591 01:15:46,251 --> 01:15:47,710 -Huh? -Hi-yah! [screams] 1592 01:15:47,794 --> 01:15:48,878 Jesus. 1593 01:15:48,962 --> 01:15:51,172 [shrieks] 1594 01:15:51,256 --> 01:15:53,091 -[Nicole] Hunter. -Come on, bring it! Come on. 1595 01:15:53,174 --> 01:15:55,260 [Nicole] Hunter, this is so weird. 1596 01:15:55,343 --> 01:15:58,346 I think you need to go. Like, it's really time to leave. 1597 01:15:58,429 --> 01:15:59,597 It's time to go, Hunter. 1598 01:15:59,681 --> 01:16:01,391 Good luck with, uh... [scoffs] 1599 01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:03,726 This. 1600 01:16:07,689 --> 01:16:10,233 [Hunter] Whoo! Whoo! 1601 01:16:11,401 --> 01:16:13,569 Max, I am so sorry. 1602 01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:16,698 Everywhere you go, chaos just follows you. 1603 01:16:16,781 --> 01:16:17,824 Chaos? 1604 01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:18,908 What do you mean? 1605 01:16:18,992 --> 01:16:22,036 Like the things that come with having a life outside of your own apartment? 1606 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:24,622 Not just reading other people's Yelp reviews. 1607 01:16:25,581 --> 01:16:28,751 You left a bowl of disgusting old milk and cereal in the bathroom. 1608 01:16:28,835 --> 01:16:31,754 Who eats any kind of food in the bathroom, let alone cereal? 1609 01:16:31,838 --> 01:16:33,673 -What are you talking about? -[scoffs] 1610 01:16:33,756 --> 01:16:37,468 Okay, okay, but if we're on the topic of bathrooms, do you know what you do? 1611 01:16:37,552 --> 01:16:40,638 You go in the bathroom, and then you spray that little lavender spritz... 1612 01:16:40,722 --> 01:16:41,723 Yeah. 1613 01:16:41,806 --> 01:16:43,766 ...and it's a dead giveaway for what just happened in there. 1614 01:16:43,850 --> 01:16:45,977 -Oh, it's called being considerate. -Okay. 1615 01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:50,273 And B, you are incapable of turning off a light switch after you've been in a room. 1616 01:16:50,356 --> 01:16:51,816 Okay, cool. That's really fucking cool! 1617 01:16:51,899 --> 01:16:53,526 -No, it's not fucking cool. -All right, you know what else... 1618 01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:54,652 -It's fucked up 'cause it's wasteful. -You know what else that you do 1619 01:16:54,736 --> 01:16:56,446 -that just is infuriating? -What? What? 1620 01:16:56,529 --> 01:16:58,448 The way that you delicately sip. 1621 01:16:58,531 --> 01:17:00,908 -It makes my skin crawl. -I don't even... 1622 01:17:00,992 --> 01:17:02,535 I'm sorry, so I should just chug 1623 01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:04,620 every drink that's ever put in front of me like you 1624 01:17:04,704 --> 01:17:07,415 so I can get trashed and hook up with dirty strangers? 1625 01:17:07,498 --> 01:17:08,833 [scoffs] 1626 01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:10,585 Like me? 1627 01:17:10,668 --> 01:17:12,837 Max, you are such a pathetic loser. 1628 01:17:16,591 --> 01:17:20,219 Well, I'd rather be a loser than a closed-off, selfish asshole. 1629 01:17:22,430 --> 01:17:23,431 Wow. 1630 01:17:30,355 --> 01:17:32,106 -Where's Chloe? -I... I don't know. 1631 01:17:32,190 --> 01:17:34,609 -Chloe? -Oh, my... Where's Chloe? 1632 01:17:34,692 --> 01:17:36,361 -I don't... What... -Oh, my God. 1633 01:17:36,444 --> 01:17:37,987 -Chloe? -Are you fucking... 1634 01:17:38,071 --> 01:17:39,155 -Chloe? -Jesus. 1635 01:17:39,238 --> 01:17:40,573 Wait, I'm gonna come with you. 1636 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:42,867 Absolute chaos. No, you just stay here, okay? 1637 01:17:42,950 --> 01:17:44,327 -You've done enough. -Max! I... 1638 01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:46,245 -[door thuds] -[Max] Chloe? 1639 01:17:46,329 --> 01:17:48,247 [♪ "The Other Side of Mt. Heart Attack" playing] 1640 01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:49,374 Chloe! 1641 01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:56,297 [line trilling] 1642 01:17:56,381 --> 01:17:57,965 [operator] 911. What's your emergency? 1643 01:17:58,049 --> 01:17:59,050 Hi, yeah, uh... 1644 01:17:59,133 --> 01:18:04,097 I guess it's not 911, but my, um, my dog is missing and I, uh... 1645 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:06,557 [operator] Okay, sir, you need to call animal control. 1646 01:18:06,641 --> 01:18:10,311 I'm sorry, animal control? I'm supposed to call... Fuck me. 1647 01:18:10,395 --> 01:18:11,562 Hey, excuse me. Have you seen a little dog? 1648 01:18:11,646 --> 01:18:12,647 -Have you... No? -No. 1649 01:18:13,564 --> 01:18:15,858 Have you guys seen a dog? A little dog... A black... No? 1650 01:18:15,942 --> 01:18:18,820 Fucking... Chloe! Chloe. 1651 01:18:18,903 --> 01:18:20,279 Fuck. What am I gonna do? 1652 01:18:20,363 --> 01:18:21,697 -What am I fucking... -[phone chimes] 1653 01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:28,621 It's gonna be okay. 1654 01:18:31,582 --> 01:18:34,085 -[Channing whimpers] -Hey, it's gonna be okay. 1655 01:18:34,961 --> 01:18:36,796 [exhales shakily] 1656 01:18:39,507 --> 01:18:42,218 [thunder rumbling] 1657 01:19:02,363 --> 01:19:03,489 Chloe! 1658 01:19:08,703 --> 01:19:09,912 Chloe! 1659 01:19:12,331 --> 01:19:14,167 [Chloe whimpering] 1660 01:19:22,341 --> 01:19:25,470 -Hey. Hey, come here. -[whimpering continues] 1661 01:19:31,309 --> 01:19:32,602 I'm sorry. 1662 01:19:38,649 --> 01:19:39,859 He's gonna find her. 1663 01:19:46,449 --> 01:19:47,783 [thunder rumbling] 1664 01:20:00,296 --> 01:20:02,048 [door opens] 1665 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:06,344 -Thank God. Where was she? -[Channing barks] 1666 01:20:06,427 --> 01:20:07,929 You're still here? Why? 1667 01:20:08,012 --> 01:20:10,681 I... I couldn't leave until I knew she was okay. 1668 01:20:10,765 --> 01:20:12,350 Well, now you know, so... 1669 01:20:15,561 --> 01:20:17,855 Okay. Yeah, okay. I'm gonna go. 1670 01:20:18,606 --> 01:20:21,859 Uh, I'll just come back later for my stuff. 1671 01:20:23,861 --> 01:20:25,238 I'll see you soon, buddy. Okay? 1672 01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:27,240 He can go with you. 1673 01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:30,493 What? No, you know that I'll get evicted. 1674 01:20:30,576 --> 01:20:33,287 He's not my dog, and I'm not your sitter. 1675 01:20:34,121 --> 01:20:36,457 -Dude, seriously? -Yeah. 1676 01:20:36,541 --> 01:20:38,626 I've got Yelp reviews to read. 1677 01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:43,047 Okay. Come on. 1678 01:20:43,130 --> 01:20:45,383 [♪ "It Must Have Been Love" playing] 1679 01:21:05,820 --> 01:21:07,071 Hey, Chloe. 1680 01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:10,575 What is this? 1681 01:21:14,328 --> 01:21:16,122 Yeah, I miss her too. 1682 01:21:29,927 --> 01:21:31,345 Do you want to play? 1683 01:21:32,847 --> 01:21:34,181 You're not in the mood. 1684 01:21:35,308 --> 01:21:36,309 I get it. 1685 01:21:39,979 --> 01:21:41,230 Hold on. 1686 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:43,149 Don't pull. 1687 01:21:50,573 --> 01:21:51,866 Oh, my God. 1688 01:22:08,716 --> 01:22:09,717 Hey. 1689 01:22:11,260 --> 01:22:13,888 They want to meet me. They want to meet me! 1690 01:22:27,151 --> 01:22:30,071 [Sid] Ah, bro, you were doing so good! Then you lost it. 1691 01:22:30,154 --> 01:22:32,239 I'm not gonna have you go dark on me as a friend again. 1692 01:22:32,323 --> 01:22:35,201 You know how hard it is for men to find friends in their 30s? 1693 01:22:35,284 --> 01:22:37,370 Where I'ma go? Jamba Juice? 1694 01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:39,997 Man, I'm better off by myself. 1695 01:22:40,081 --> 01:22:41,749 I told her everything. 1696 01:22:41,832 --> 01:22:44,835 I told her about getting cheated on, and she just goes and does the same thing. 1697 01:22:44,919 --> 01:22:47,880 But she never cheated on you. You just didn't show her how you felt. 1698 01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:49,840 Can you just stop judging me for... 1699 01:22:49,924 --> 01:22:52,009 Me, judging you? You judge everyone! 1700 01:22:52,093 --> 01:22:55,763 Nobody's never good enough for you. That's why you by your damn self. 1701 01:22:55,846 --> 01:22:59,433 The truth of the matter is, you do way better with Chloe and Nicole. 1702 01:22:59,517 --> 01:23:01,686 And you need to be honest with yourself about that. 1703 01:23:01,769 --> 01:23:03,813 You gotta tell her how you feel. 1704 01:23:03,896 --> 01:23:06,232 The chaos of the world is here to stay. 1705 01:23:06,315 --> 01:23:08,484 Bro, just face it. 1706 01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:10,528 Face it as a pack. 1707 01:23:12,071 --> 01:23:13,364 [Shay] How's your furry dependent? 1708 01:23:13,948 --> 01:23:14,949 [Nicole] I don't know. 1709 01:23:15,032 --> 01:23:18,786 I feel like he would be happier with Chloe and Max than he is with me right now, 1710 01:23:18,869 --> 01:23:21,831 and I still haven't found an apartment I can afford that takes dogs. 1711 01:23:21,914 --> 01:23:24,792 Are you really trying to tell me you think that dog is better off without you? 1712 01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:28,003 I mean, maybe everyone is right. Maybe I am selfish. 1713 01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:31,173 I just feel like a fucking mess. 1714 01:23:31,257 --> 01:23:34,176 Okay. I want to say something to you, 1715 01:23:34,969 --> 01:23:38,264 but I don't want you to punch me in the face when I say it. 1716 01:23:39,056 --> 01:23:41,392 That happened one time. Okay? We were five. 1717 01:23:43,644 --> 01:23:44,687 Look, 1718 01:23:45,855 --> 01:23:50,359 since you lost your dad, you've put up some major walls. 1719 01:23:50,443 --> 01:23:52,194 And they may be really cool walls, 1720 01:23:52,278 --> 01:23:55,740 covered in, you know, stained glass and vintage fabrics, 1721 01:23:55,823 --> 01:23:57,408 but they're still walls. 1722 01:23:58,868 --> 01:24:03,122 Babe, you really gotta ask yourself, what are these walls getting you? 1723 01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:09,503 -[Chloe barks] -Who is it? It's so early. 1724 01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:15,384 What the hell? 1725 01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:24,226 Jesus! 1726 01:24:25,561 --> 01:24:26,645 Hey. 1727 01:24:27,688 --> 01:24:30,608 Hi. What? Why are you in a box? 1728 01:24:32,109 --> 01:24:33,319 Hey. 1729 01:24:34,069 --> 01:24:35,362 What are you doing? 1730 01:24:38,699 --> 01:24:41,660 Can you ask your mom if this is an authentic Glengholm? 1731 01:24:41,827 --> 01:24:44,038 Huh? Where is she? 1732 01:24:44,955 --> 01:24:50,169 That is the Rolls-Royce of Swedish whelping boxes right there. 1733 01:24:51,128 --> 01:24:53,172 Only the best for Chloe's delivery. 1734 01:24:56,592 --> 01:24:57,593 Thanks. 1735 01:24:59,303 --> 01:25:01,096 -Can we talk? -Yeah. 1736 01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:04,391 -Look, I, uh... -No, Max... 1737 01:25:05,392 --> 01:25:06,644 I'm sorry. 1738 01:25:08,729 --> 01:25:10,272 I overstepped. 1739 01:25:12,149 --> 01:25:14,109 Especially after everything you've done for me, 1740 01:25:14,193 --> 01:25:18,113 and how you opened up to me about your ex. 1741 01:25:18,197 --> 01:25:19,740 And I'm not... 1742 01:25:19,824 --> 01:25:23,577 I know that we're not a thing or whatever, but... 1743 01:25:25,037 --> 01:25:27,915 I mean, it wasn't cool and I really regret it. 1744 01:25:27,998 --> 01:25:29,333 And I'm sorry. 1745 01:25:31,669 --> 01:25:36,257 Well, I really regret not dealing with it better, and I'm sorry. 1746 01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:41,470 What you said was kinda true. 1747 01:25:43,973 --> 01:25:46,141 Yeah, I mean, you were pretty accurate about me too. 1748 01:25:47,977 --> 01:25:51,814 I guess we both kinda got some things. 1749 01:25:51,897 --> 01:25:54,692 Yeah. [chuckles] Yeah, I'd say we do. 1750 01:26:00,906 --> 01:26:03,534 I really like having you in my life. 1751 01:26:04,994 --> 01:26:05,995 Yeah, me too. 1752 01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:13,919 Honestly, it's just hard... [scoffs] 1753 01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:17,923 It's hard to care about someone when you know 1754 01:26:18,007 --> 01:26:20,009 that they can just be taken away from you. 1755 01:26:24,555 --> 01:26:27,141 I'm just scared, Max. 1756 01:26:27,224 --> 01:26:28,225 I know. 1757 01:26:34,523 --> 01:26:36,108 [dog barks] 1758 01:26:38,861 --> 01:26:40,946 [chuckling] Are you kidding me? 1759 01:26:42,781 --> 01:26:44,366 [Nicole grunts] 1760 01:26:44,450 --> 01:26:47,119 -[Max] I could have helped with the box. -[laughs] I got it. 1761 01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:48,787 Okay, Chloe. Go ahead. 1762 01:26:48,871 --> 01:26:51,206 Good girl. Good girl. 1763 01:26:54,418 --> 01:26:55,669 [door shuts] 1764 01:26:58,923 --> 01:27:00,633 I thought they looked good there. 1765 01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:05,804 [sighs] 1766 01:27:08,390 --> 01:27:11,852 Oh, my God. I missed you guys so much. 1767 01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:17,816 -Hey, can you take your shoes off? -Yeah. 1768 01:27:17,900 --> 01:27:19,109 [phone chimes] 1769 01:27:19,193 --> 01:27:21,028 [Max] These instructions are in Swedish. 1770 01:27:21,111 --> 01:27:24,281 Yeah, we'll just attach the "golv" to the "vagg"... 1771 01:27:24,365 --> 01:27:25,950 -Oh, my God. -...using the "ryka." 1772 01:27:26,033 --> 01:27:27,159 [Nicole giggles] 1773 01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:29,244 -Okay, we'll just wing it. -Yeah. 1774 01:27:30,079 --> 01:27:31,664 I can't read Swedish, so... 1775 01:27:31,747 --> 01:27:34,792 -And I don't think it says "vagg." -[laughs] 1776 01:27:34,875 --> 01:27:37,086 All right, step one. 1777 01:27:37,836 --> 01:27:42,508 I'm gonna miss this whole roomie sitch after the puppies are born. 1778 01:27:44,593 --> 01:27:45,678 Yeah, me too. 1779 01:27:47,554 --> 01:27:49,598 [indistinct chattering] 1780 01:27:49,682 --> 01:27:52,476 [guitar strumming] 1781 01:27:52,559 --> 01:27:53,978 You ready? 1782 01:27:54,061 --> 01:27:55,479 For what, dinner? 1783 01:27:58,107 --> 01:28:00,317 No. Absolutely not. 1784 01:28:00,401 --> 01:28:02,444 I thought we were just gonna have a casual roommate's dinner. 1785 01:28:02,528 --> 01:28:06,740 Max, you helped me fill out my U-Dub app. This is me pushing you. 1786 01:28:06,824 --> 01:28:10,035 All right, I don't want to be pushed to do this. I... 1787 01:28:10,119 --> 01:28:11,537 Max, you are doing so good. 1788 01:28:11,620 --> 01:28:14,581 But I don't... This would ruin everything. Seriously. 1789 01:28:14,665 --> 01:28:17,167 Well, what if something happens to me? What if this is my last night alive? 1790 01:28:18,002 --> 01:28:19,044 Why do you have to go so dark? 1791 01:28:19,128 --> 01:28:21,964 Because I figured out that it makes you do what we both want. 1792 01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:23,799 Come on. 1793 01:28:24,883 --> 01:28:26,093 We can watch. 1794 01:28:26,176 --> 01:28:27,720 [singing nearby] 1795 01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:29,805 [employee] Hey, guys, how's it going? Sign up right here. 1796 01:28:29,888 --> 01:28:32,891 Do not sign me up. I'm not doing it if they call me. 1797 01:28:33,767 --> 01:28:34,768 [singer] One more time! 1798 01:28:34,852 --> 01:28:36,020 -Sorry. -Sorry. 1799 01:28:36,103 --> 01:28:39,023 ♪ Stay tuned, stay tuned ♪ 1800 01:28:39,106 --> 01:28:41,400 -What is this guy? -It's great. 1801 01:28:41,483 --> 01:28:45,779 This is not normal. This isn't right. This guy's insane. 1802 01:28:45,863 --> 01:28:48,699 He's gotta be, like, professional or something. 1803 01:28:48,782 --> 01:28:50,743 -Hey, you're gonna be fine. -No, but this is, like, his concert. 1804 01:28:50,826 --> 01:28:52,202 -Hey. -This is not open mic. 1805 01:28:52,286 --> 01:28:53,996 [cheering, applause] 1806 01:28:54,079 --> 01:28:55,622 [emcee] That was spectacular! 1807 01:28:55,706 --> 01:28:57,207 I mean, I would not want to follow that, people! 1808 01:28:57,291 --> 01:28:58,417 That was... [mimics explosion] 1809 01:28:58,500 --> 01:29:00,002 [whistling, cheering] 1810 01:29:00,085 --> 01:29:01,962 Next up we have... 1811 01:29:02,046 --> 01:29:03,881 Max Stevenson. 1812 01:29:03,964 --> 01:29:06,759 -No, no, no, no, no. We just got here. -Whoo! 1813 01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:08,010 -Hey. Hey. -I'm not going up. 1814 01:29:08,093 --> 01:29:09,678 -I fucking can't. I'm not kidding. -Listen. Shh, shh! 1815 01:29:09,762 --> 01:29:11,305 -I'm not. I'm being serious, okay? -Listen. Look me in the eye. 1816 01:29:11,388 --> 01:29:14,016 Just imagine that it's me and Chloe and Channing Tatum. 1817 01:29:14,099 --> 01:29:16,351 -Max Stevenson. Come on, buddy, let's go! -Okay? 1818 01:29:16,435 --> 01:29:17,436 [applause continues] 1819 01:29:17,519 --> 01:29:19,146 You're ready for this. 1820 01:29:19,229 --> 01:29:20,814 -Come on. -Go. 1821 01:29:21,565 --> 01:29:22,900 [whooping, applause] 1822 01:29:22,983 --> 01:29:24,485 Oh, God. 1823 01:29:24,568 --> 01:29:28,155 -Whoo-hoo! -[cheering, applause continues] 1824 01:29:28,238 --> 01:29:30,157 [cheering, applause fades] 1825 01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:32,993 Hi, I'm Max. 1826 01:29:33,660 --> 01:29:35,746 I'm gonna sing a song. 1827 01:29:37,247 --> 01:29:38,791 A song I like. 1828 01:29:38,874 --> 01:29:40,125 [Max clears throat] 1829 01:29:42,795 --> 01:29:44,379 [plays piano note] 1830 01:29:53,931 --> 01:29:57,893 ♪ All through the night ♪ 1831 01:29:57,976 --> 01:30:02,940 ♪ I'll be awake and I'll be with you ♪ 1832 01:30:04,858 --> 01:30:09,029 ♪ All through the night ♪ 1833 01:30:09,113 --> 01:30:11,406 ♪ This precious time ♪ 1834 01:30:11,990 --> 01:30:14,785 ♪ When time is new ♪ 1835 01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:21,458 ♪ All, all through the night ♪ 1836 01:30:21,542 --> 01:30:23,335 ♪ Today ♪ 1837 01:30:24,837 --> 01:30:28,298 ♪ Knowin' that we feel the same ♪ 1838 01:30:28,382 --> 01:30:31,218 ♪ Without sayin' ♪ 1839 01:30:31,301 --> 01:30:32,386 ♪ The same ♪ 1840 01:30:32,469 --> 01:30:35,597 ♪ Without sayin' ♪ 1841 01:30:39,476 --> 01:30:42,146 ♪ We have no past ♪ 1842 01:30:42,229 --> 01:30:44,148 ♪ We won't reach back ♪ 1843 01:30:44,731 --> 01:30:49,611 ♪ Keep with me forward all through the night ♪ 1844 01:30:49,695 --> 01:30:52,114 ♪ And once we start ♪ 1845 01:30:52,197 --> 01:30:54,408 ♪ The meter clicks ♪ 1846 01:30:54,491 --> 01:30:59,121 ♪ And it goes running all through the night ♪ 1847 01:30:59,204 --> 01:31:01,540 ♪ Until it ends ♪ 1848 01:31:01,623 --> 01:31:07,296 ♪ There is no end ♪ 1849 01:31:09,339 --> 01:31:13,594 ♪ All through the night ♪ 1850 01:31:13,677 --> 01:31:16,180 ♪ Stray dog is crying ♪ 1851 01:31:16,263 --> 01:31:20,017 ♪ So stray dog sings back ♪ 1852 01:31:20,934 --> 01:31:22,895 ♪ Oh ♪ 1853 01:31:22,978 --> 01:31:27,941 ♪ Under those white street lamps ♪ 1854 01:31:28,775 --> 01:31:34,156 ♪ There is a little chance they may see it ♪ 1855 01:31:35,199 --> 01:31:39,536 ♪ A chance they may see it ♪ 1856 01:31:41,788 --> 01:31:47,794 ♪ Stay with me all through the night ♪ 1857 01:31:48,587 --> 01:31:50,714 [applause] 1858 01:31:50,797 --> 01:31:54,760 -[cheering, whistling] -[patron] Yeah! 1859 01:32:01,808 --> 01:32:02,851 [exhales] 1860 01:32:02,935 --> 01:32:04,394 -Good boy. Good boy. -Okay. 1861 01:32:04,478 --> 01:32:05,729 You ready for your interview? 1862 01:32:05,812 --> 01:32:07,272 -[Nicole] Yeah. -[Max] Yeah? 1863 01:32:07,356 --> 01:32:09,191 Aw. [chuckles] 1864 01:32:09,274 --> 01:32:11,860 That's so sweet. Thank you, guys. 1865 01:32:11,944 --> 01:32:14,947 Are you sure you don't mind driving me? I'm, like, really nervous. 1866 01:32:15,030 --> 01:32:18,408 Yeah, of course. All right, we're your emotional support mammals. 1867 01:32:18,492 --> 01:32:19,868 -Get off her. -Yes. [laughs] 1868 01:32:19,952 --> 01:32:20,994 All right, road trip. 1869 01:32:21,703 --> 01:32:24,498 [Max] You're gonna do so great. They're lucky they get to meet with you. 1870 01:32:26,458 --> 01:32:28,377 [sniffs] 1871 01:32:28,460 --> 01:32:29,878 Do you smell something funny? 1872 01:32:31,255 --> 01:32:32,965 -What? No. -Oh, man. 1873 01:32:33,048 --> 01:32:35,300 -What? -I think one of them peed. 1874 01:32:35,384 --> 01:32:36,760 In the car? 1875 01:32:36,843 --> 01:32:39,930 I knew I should have just got the plastic covers for the seats. 1876 01:32:40,013 --> 01:32:43,392 I think it was Chloe. She went on the carpet last night too. 1877 01:32:43,475 --> 01:32:48,021 -You didn't tell me that. Did you, uh... -Yes, I used the Nature's Miracle. 1878 01:32:48,105 --> 01:32:51,316 [Chloe panting, yelps] 1879 01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:54,820 -What's going on back there? -I don't know. They're getting zoomies. 1880 01:32:54,903 --> 01:32:57,447 -Can we please be respectful of the seats? -[Chloe whines] 1881 01:32:57,531 --> 01:33:00,075 [Nicole] She keeps licking her hoo-ha. 1882 01:33:00,158 --> 01:33:01,827 -What do you mean? What? -Oh, my God. 1883 01:33:01,910 --> 01:33:03,412 I think that she might be in labor. 1884 01:33:03,495 --> 01:33:04,496 -No! No! -Yeah! 1885 01:33:04,579 --> 01:33:05,998 I don't think that that was pee. 1886 01:33:06,081 --> 01:33:07,374 -Like, I think that her water broke. -No. 1887 01:33:07,457 --> 01:33:10,377 -She's not due for three days! -Yeah, but it's not like an exact science. 1888 01:33:10,460 --> 01:33:11,461 -Shit, we gotta get to a vet. -What? 1889 01:33:11,545 --> 01:33:14,006 What do you mean, a vet? [stammering] What about your interview? 1890 01:33:14,089 --> 01:33:15,841 A premature delivery can be really dangerous. 1891 01:33:15,924 --> 01:33:16,967 We gotta go, like, right now! 1892 01:33:17,050 --> 01:33:19,886 -Okay, okay, okay, okay. -Wait, where are we even going? 1893 01:33:19,970 --> 01:33:21,638 -Google something! -I am. 1894 01:33:21,722 --> 01:33:22,973 [car horn honks] 1895 01:33:23,056 --> 01:33:25,100 -Is she okay? -Well, she's still licking her hoo-ha. 1896 01:33:25,183 --> 01:33:28,103 Is her hoo-ha okay? And can we please use proper terms? 1897 01:33:28,186 --> 01:33:29,938 She's about to give birth. We need to be technical. 1898 01:33:30,022 --> 01:33:32,357 Okay, technically, she is licking her vulva. 1899 01:33:32,441 --> 01:33:34,609 -Oh, I want to try that spot. -[Max] Nicole! 1900 01:33:34,693 --> 01:33:35,819 Okay! Wait. 1901 01:33:36,695 --> 01:33:38,363 Wait. Okay, turn right. Now. 1902 01:33:40,615 --> 01:33:42,784 Very good. I think we made a wrong turn. 1903 01:33:42,868 --> 01:33:45,370 -What? Is she okay? -Well, she's... 1904 01:33:45,454 --> 01:33:47,956 [Nicole] Oh, my God! It's happening! 1905 01:33:48,123 --> 01:33:50,000 Okay, let's go! 1906 01:33:50,083 --> 01:33:51,251 [retching] 1907 01:33:51,335 --> 01:33:53,503 -Why are you puking? -Get the gloves out of the glove box! 1908 01:33:53,587 --> 01:33:55,172 Okay, okay, wait. Where are they? 1909 01:33:55,255 --> 01:33:57,049 -In the glove box! -Do you need, like, a ginger ale? 1910 01:33:57,132 --> 01:33:58,383 -I don't need a ginger ale! -Something bubbly? 1911 01:33:58,467 --> 01:33:59,468 -Good girl. -Good girl. 1912 01:33:59,551 --> 01:34:00,677 Okay, get the blanket. Get the blanket and lay it out. 1913 01:34:00,761 --> 01:34:02,804 -Come on, come on. Lay it out! Here. -Okay, I got it. 1914 01:34:02,888 --> 01:34:03,889 -Put the blanket down. -Okay. 1915 01:34:03,972 --> 01:34:05,390 Wait, pull up YouTube. Pull up YouTube. 1916 01:34:05,474 --> 01:34:07,517 -[whistle blows nearby] -What are you doing? 1917 01:34:07,601 --> 01:34:09,561 -Nothing. The dogs are tired. -Oh, just nap time. Sleepy time. 1918 01:34:09,644 --> 01:34:10,645 -Nap time. -Yeah. It's probably your nap time now. 1919 01:34:10,729 --> 01:34:11,730 -Go ahead. -All right. 1920 01:34:11,813 --> 01:34:12,814 [narrator] The female hyena's birth canal... 1921 01:34:12,898 --> 01:34:13,899 -You got it? -Yeah, I got it. 1922 01:34:13,982 --> 01:34:15,484 -That's the best you could find? -Yeah, I mean, it's hyenas. 1923 01:34:15,567 --> 01:34:16,568 ...is only an inch in diameter... 1924 01:34:16,651 --> 01:34:18,820 You can't do that here. Recess starts in two minutes. 1925 01:34:18,904 --> 01:34:20,822 Well, we didn't seek out the most idyllic birthing spot, lady! 1926 01:34:20,906 --> 01:34:23,658 -But there's children. -They're about to get a biology lesson! 1927 01:34:23,742 --> 01:34:27,662 You're, like, at a ten. Bring it down. What the teacher said. Like... 1928 01:34:27,746 --> 01:34:29,122 Ha! 1929 01:34:29,206 --> 01:34:31,083 I knew you were a breeder! 1930 01:34:31,166 --> 01:34:32,501 -[both] Fuck off! -[teacher] Language! 1931 01:34:32,584 --> 01:34:33,960 -Where did she come from? -I don't know. 1932 01:34:34,044 --> 01:34:35,545 It's happening. It's happening. It's happening. She's crowning. 1933 01:34:35,629 --> 01:34:37,714 -That's gross! -[Nicole] Holy shit. 1934 01:34:37,798 --> 01:34:38,840 -It's coming! It's coming! -Oh, my God. 1935 01:34:38,924 --> 01:34:41,551 It's coming! It's happening. 1936 01:34:41,635 --> 01:34:42,928 [children shouting] 1937 01:34:43,011 --> 01:34:45,013 Oh, my God. That's like... 1938 01:34:45,097 --> 01:34:46,515 -Oh, my God. -That's a puppy. 1939 01:34:46,598 --> 01:34:49,226 -Oh, my God. -That's a puppy. That's a puppy head. 1940 01:34:49,309 --> 01:34:50,310 [dog barks] 1941 01:34:51,311 --> 01:34:55,399 [Max] Vito Corleone Stevenson-Matthews, Michael Corleone Stevenson-Matthews, 1942 01:34:55,482 --> 01:34:59,236 Sonny Corleone Stevenson-Matthews, Grand Moff Tarkin Stevenson-Matthews... 1943 01:34:59,319 --> 01:35:03,281 And Babu Frik Stevenson-Matthews. 1944 01:35:03,365 --> 01:35:04,741 [imitates Babu Frik] 1945 01:35:04,825 --> 01:35:06,660 -What is that? -That's Babu Frik. 1946 01:35:06,743 --> 01:35:08,453 -Oh. -Don't worry about it. 1947 01:35:08,537 --> 01:35:11,289 Were you able to, um, talk to the admissions office? 1948 01:35:11,373 --> 01:35:13,375 -Could you reschedule your interview? -Voice mail. 1949 01:35:14,209 --> 01:35:16,086 They haven't responded to my emails. 1950 01:35:16,878 --> 01:35:18,880 -I'm sorry. -No, it's okay. 1951 01:35:20,173 --> 01:35:22,801 My dad always said that everything happens for a reason. 1952 01:35:24,219 --> 01:35:27,722 And right now, I'm meant to be a doggie grandma. 1953 01:35:29,641 --> 01:35:31,059 And I'm happy with that. 1954 01:35:49,953 --> 01:35:50,954 Nicole. 1955 01:35:51,663 --> 01:35:52,664 Hmm? 1956 01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:56,126 What? 1957 01:36:17,647 --> 01:36:18,732 [Nicole breathes heavily] 1958 01:36:26,448 --> 01:36:27,657 [Nicole moans] 1959 01:36:33,705 --> 01:36:35,248 -Mm. Chloe. Chloe. -What? What is it? 1960 01:36:35,332 --> 01:36:36,333 -Chloe's looking at us. -Oh. 1961 01:36:36,416 --> 01:36:40,003 Chloe? Chloe, can you... I gotta... Chloe, come on. Go. 1962 01:36:41,129 --> 01:36:43,340 Come on. Chloe, come on. Go, go, go. 1963 01:36:43,423 --> 01:36:45,008 Thank you. Okay. 1964 01:36:46,593 --> 01:36:48,011 [Nicole sighs] 1965 01:36:50,639 --> 01:36:51,640 [dog barks] 1966 01:36:51,723 --> 01:36:53,391 -What? -Jesus Christ. 1967 01:36:53,475 --> 01:36:54,893 Channing Tatum's watching us. 1968 01:36:54,976 --> 01:36:57,521 Come on, buddy. Come on. Mama's busy. Come on. 1969 01:36:57,604 --> 01:36:58,647 Come on. 1970 01:36:59,564 --> 01:37:01,650 Okay, just stay in here, please. 1971 01:37:01,733 --> 01:37:03,610 Okay, good boy. Holy shit. 1972 01:37:23,755 --> 01:37:25,340 No, no, no. 1973 01:37:25,423 --> 01:37:27,759 -No, no, no, no! This is incestuous. -[Nicole laughs] 1974 01:37:27,842 --> 01:37:30,804 -Come on. Get off. Get off. Channing, no. -Yeah, but you turned him on. 1975 01:37:30,887 --> 01:37:32,764 No, don't say that. Come on, don't say that. 1976 01:37:32,847 --> 01:37:35,267 -Go! Come on, guys, I... -Oh, man. 1977 01:37:35,350 --> 01:37:37,018 [Nicole chuckles] 1978 01:37:37,102 --> 01:37:39,980 [chuckling] God. Let's go to the bedroom. 1979 01:37:40,063 --> 01:37:41,147 Yeah. 1980 01:37:49,322 --> 01:37:51,575 Oh, my God. I got in. 1981 01:37:51,658 --> 01:37:53,493 -What? -Yeah, I got in. 1982 01:37:53,577 --> 01:37:55,537 You... That's amazing! 1983 01:37:55,620 --> 01:37:58,123 Wait. I'm confused. I don't understand how this happened. 1984 01:37:58,206 --> 01:38:00,667 I was supposed to show my portfolio in my interview. 1985 01:38:00,750 --> 01:38:01,960 Right. Um... 1986 01:38:02,711 --> 01:38:05,797 -I submitted a virtual deck. -You what? 1987 01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:08,508 Yeah, I mean, all I did was put, like, all your stuff together, 1988 01:38:08,592 --> 01:38:10,969 and I wrote a little personal statement and hit "send." 1989 01:38:12,804 --> 01:38:14,264 I mean, it was just... 1990 01:38:20,770 --> 01:38:23,356 I can't believe that you would do that for me. 1991 01:38:23,440 --> 01:38:24,649 Yeah. 1992 01:38:25,734 --> 01:38:27,277 We should have a party to celebrate. 1993 01:38:27,360 --> 01:38:29,154 -A party? -To celebrate, yeah. 1994 01:38:29,237 --> 01:38:30,238 Who are you? 1995 01:38:30,322 --> 01:38:32,824 It'll be like a "you're awesome" party/puppy shower. 1996 01:38:32,907 --> 01:38:34,909 Okay, where are we having this party? 1997 01:38:36,119 --> 01:38:37,829 Here. In the apartment. 1998 01:38:37,912 --> 01:38:39,039 Wait a second. 1999 01:38:39,122 --> 01:38:44,502 Wait, you're telling me you are going to have actual humans in your sanctuary? 2000 01:38:44,586 --> 01:38:46,921 I mean, obviously they're gonna be wearing booties and masks. 2001 01:38:47,005 --> 01:38:50,508 No, I... Obviously I don't think that they will. [chuckles] 2002 01:38:53,303 --> 01:38:54,888 Nicole, I don't want you to move out. 2003 01:38:56,514 --> 01:38:57,557 Then I won't. 2004 01:38:59,559 --> 01:39:01,561 [♪ "Sweet Thing" playing] 2005 01:39:10,445 --> 01:39:11,696 [doorbell rings] 2006 01:39:13,698 --> 01:39:15,575 Congratulations, my darling. 2007 01:39:15,659 --> 01:39:17,118 -Thank you, Mom. -Oh! 2008 01:39:17,202 --> 01:39:19,829 So we do have a no shoes and a hand sanitizer policy. 2009 01:39:19,913 --> 01:39:20,914 Oh. 2010 01:39:20,997 --> 01:39:23,291 -Sounds like my kind of party. -[Max] I thought so. 2011 01:39:23,375 --> 01:39:24,834 Thank you. 2012 01:39:42,394 --> 01:39:43,770 Oh, wow. 2013 01:40:00,662 --> 01:40:02,372 Oh, she's such a sniffer! 2014 01:40:21,474 --> 01:40:22,517 Mm. 2015 01:40:25,437 --> 01:40:27,188 Diane Matthews. 2016 01:40:28,022 --> 01:40:29,566 Nicole's mother. 2017 01:40:30,525 --> 01:40:32,902 Sid Saliba, Max's father... 2018 01:40:33,570 --> 01:40:36,197 figure, role model and boss. 2019 01:40:37,699 --> 01:40:38,700 Mm. 2020 01:40:39,909 --> 01:40:44,080 That scarf is chic as shit, a few seasons ago. 2021 01:40:47,083 --> 01:40:51,755 But, ooh, that nail polish is beautiful on you. 2022 01:40:52,380 --> 01:40:53,882 Really brings your eyes out. 2023 01:40:55,467 --> 01:40:56,843 [chuckles] 2024 01:40:58,595 --> 01:40:59,846 [blows] 2025 01:41:05,226 --> 01:41:06,853 When this party's over... 2026 01:41:09,230 --> 01:41:11,399 take me somewhere sophisticated. 2027 01:41:11,483 --> 01:41:12,484 Yes, ma'am. 2028 01:42:21,970 --> 01:42:24,806 [♪ "Growing Up" playing] 2029 01:42:41,489 --> 01:42:43,366 -Now? Oh, my... Ugh! -Get the gloves out of the glove box! 2030 01:42:43,449 --> 01:42:45,368 -Okay, okay. Wait, where are they? -In the glove box! 2031 01:42:45,451 --> 01:42:46,536 [Nicole] Okay. 2032 01:42:46,619 --> 01:42:49,664 They're not in here! They're not in here. We don't have them. 2033 01:42:49,747 --> 01:42:53,334 Okay, well, the show must go on. Okay. 2034 01:42:54,544 --> 01:42:55,962 Delicious! 2035 01:42:56,045 --> 01:42:57,589 [both laugh] 2036 01:43:02,260 --> 01:43:04,220 Delicious. 2037 01:43:04,304 --> 01:43:05,638 [chuckles] 2038 01:43:05,722 --> 01:43:06,764 Shit. 2039 01:43:07,515 --> 01:43:10,018 It literally smells like crotch. It's so bad. 2040 01:43:10,101 --> 01:43:11,853 She's still licking her hoo-ha! 2041 01:43:11,936 --> 01:43:14,230 Well, is everything okay with her hoo... with her hoo-ha? 2042 01:43:14,314 --> 01:43:17,275 And can we please use... Okay, one more time. 2043 01:43:17,358 --> 01:43:19,402 Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ha. [giggles] 2044 01:43:19,485 --> 01:43:22,906 [dog trainer] Stay! Good girl. Stay. Stay. Stay. 2045 01:43:29,537 --> 01:43:32,874 -Bitch pig, huh? -[chuckles] 2046 01:43:32,957 --> 01:43:35,001 [Max] Come on! You want it, you bitch pig? 2047 01:43:35,084 --> 01:43:36,252 Come on. 2048 01:43:36,336 --> 01:43:37,837 Let's go. All right, hold on. Huh? 2049 01:43:37,921 --> 01:43:39,547 Who the hell you think you talkin' to? 2050 01:43:39,631 --> 01:43:42,967 Your mother does not have a hot brother. Oh, fuck me. [laughs] 2051 01:43:43,927 --> 01:43:45,803 You have me in my head about my teeth now. 2052 01:43:45,887 --> 01:43:47,138 -[director] Huh? -[laughter] 2053 01:43:47,221 --> 01:43:49,933 [director] Let us see your teeth. Please show us your teeth. 2054 01:43:50,016 --> 01:43:51,476 Stop. 2055 01:43:51,559 --> 01:43:52,644 [director] More teeth. 2056 01:43:53,728 --> 01:43:54,771 And cut. 2057 01:43:54,854 --> 01:43:57,148 -[crew laughs] -[chuckles] 2058 01:43:57,231 --> 01:43:59,359 -Puppies! Puppies, puppies! -Puppies! Hey, hey! 2059 01:44:00,360 --> 01:44:01,653 [both laugh] 2060 01:44:01,736 --> 01:44:04,405 Fuck! Sorry, guys. We just tooth banged. 2061 01:44:04,489 --> 01:44:07,992 That hurt so bad. Sorry. [laughing] 2062 01:44:08,076 --> 01:44:09,077 [director] Let's reset. 2063 01:44:09,160 --> 01:44:11,996 I mean, we generally do a short consultation with the patient. 2064 01:44:12,080 --> 01:44:13,247 What type of... 2065 01:44:14,123 --> 01:44:16,668 -What do you need to... I'm sorry. -[all laughing] 2066 01:44:16,751 --> 01:44:18,628 Um... 2067 01:44:18,711 --> 01:44:21,589 Yeah, so what kind of... [giggles] So sorry. 2068 01:44:21,673 --> 01:44:24,133 Okay. Fuck. 2069 01:44:24,217 --> 01:44:26,302 -[instructor panting] -[Max grunting] 2070 01:44:28,388 --> 01:44:31,140 -[Max chuckling] -Yes, yes. Really good. 2071 01:44:31,224 --> 01:44:35,228 Keep finding your place, okay? You supple little bitch. 2072 01:44:38,898 --> 01:44:40,900 [♪ "You're All That I'm Thinking Of" playing]