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[grunting]

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Where is it? Huh?

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Come on. Where is it?

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[clamouring]

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[parent] Shit. [laughing]

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You're so cute.

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[business person]
Oh, no. Silver is the new Bitcoin.

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I'm telling you. It's going to the moon.

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I'll see you in Monaco.

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[clamouring, laughing]

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Oh, my God!

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[snoring]

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[groaning, retching]

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- [speaking German]
- [groans]

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[crying]

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[gasps] Why? [cries]

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[person outside stall sighs]
You're such a knob. Such a knob.

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Uh, you're being pathetic.

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Get a grip. Get a grip.

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[stall door closes]

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[person urinating]

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- Hello?
- [gasps]

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[urination stops]

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Hello.

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This is the gents.

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No. Actually, it's unisex.

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[urination resumes]

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[crying, sniffling]

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[urination continues]

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[urination stops]

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[toilet flushes]

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[crying continues]

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[person] Everything all right in there?

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Yep.

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- Fine. [gasps]
- All right. Cool.

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Cool.

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[sobbing]

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Uh, just to let you know,
I haven't quite left yet.

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I can't figure out how the...

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- [water flowing]
- Oh. [chuckles]

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It was-- It was the wrong tap.

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Excuse me.
I'm trying to have a private moment.

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- [water stops]
- [person] My bad.

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It's not that private though.

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[patron laughing]

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[muttering] Mouth. Oh.

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- [patrons chattering]
- [gasps] Huh?

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[vocalising]

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[patron coughing]

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- No photos! [laughing]
- Oh, my God!

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You're so annoying.

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- How are you feeling for later?
- Good, yeah.

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- You nervous?
- Not nervous.

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- Don't be nervous.
- I'm not nervous.

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- Anyway, where's Picasso?
- [chuckles]

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Aight, boom.

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[friend]
<i>Probably being his low-key, humble self.</i>

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Babes, we know more about
the planet Jupiter

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than we do the inside of our own mouths.

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That's facts.

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Real talk,
the mouth is the Stonehenge of the face.

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Mind fuck, right?

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All right. Well, thanks for coming.

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- My brother.
- [sighs] Hey.

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- Appreciate you coming, bro.
- Course, man.

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Hey, love the photos. They're just so--

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- Safe.
- How's sales?

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Yeah, couple potential nibbles.

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See the hoverboard-riding geezer?

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This close to payin' a G for a shot
of my cousin Calvin's molars.

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[both chuckle]

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[artist] What's good, Wes Anderson?
You cool, yeah?

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It's good to see you
out and about again, Dom.

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- Good to be out and about.
- Everything's...

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Oh, everything's wicked.

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Yeah, I started Pilates.

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- Is it?
- Yeah.

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Uh, workin' on my core, workin' on me.
You know, getting positive.

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Aight. Do you, innit.

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[chuckles] Cheers, man. Cheers.

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Hey, so listen--

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Shh.

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You know what? I was about to dip.

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Go mingle with some
of these sockless wonders.

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- Uh...
- What?

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You weren't about to bring up
Eric and Gia, no?

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- Have you seen her latest post?
- No.

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She's repainting walls
I already broke my back painting.

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- Tryin' to erase I was ever there.
- It's just paint, my guy.

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If it makes you feel any better,
from what I saw,

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they were only doing the living room.

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Thought you hadn't seen the photo.

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Aight, look, don't prang out.

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They had this paint-party-brunch ting.

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[laughing]

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But I only stayed for 45 minutes,
painted a tiny bit of a door,

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ate half an almond croissant and bounced.

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[laughing, chattering]

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You went to brunch at our flat?

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- [sighs]
- Seriously, is nothing sacred anymore?

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- Fuck!
- [gasps]

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[artist] You cool?
'Cause if you're gonna freak out,

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I'ma sling a sign on you,
call it performance art.

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You cool?

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- Yeah.
- You're cool?

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I'm cool.

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Cool. Aight.

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- Come here.
- [artist] Oh, shit.

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Let me see what's up
with my girl real quick.

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Be cool. Be cool.

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[hoverboarder]
This would look amazing in the boot room.

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How you doin'?

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Yeah, good.

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Yeah?

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Yeah.

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Cool.

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So, whatcha think?

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- [Dom] The photos?
- Mmm.

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Yeah. Yeah. Amazing.

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They have a real, like, cerebral feel.

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Cerebral?

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Yeah.
Or maybe lyrical is a better way to--

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Or expressive.

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Wow. You know all the adjectives.

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Now, this one, I fucking adore.

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[Dom] Yeah, I love the way
the tongue follows you around the room.

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- So, do you know Nath or--
- Oh, I'm mates with his girlfriend.

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Oh, cool. That's cool.

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I know Cass. She's cool.

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She is cool.

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[chuckles]

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We met at work. Me and Nath.

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- Oh, you're an artist?
- Oh, no. KFC. [chuckles]

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Back in the day.
I don't work there anymore.

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[chuckles]

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'Sup, my little fuck nuggets? [chuckles]

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- [chuckles]
- Basking in your genius, dude.

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[Nathan] Oh, please. Continue.

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This one's pretty special, innit?

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Yeah, man.
We were just saying exactly that.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah. [chuckles]

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Why don't you treat yourself?

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[clicks tongue]

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Oh, no, bro, I just came to support you.
I wasn't gonna--

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Oh, come on. Help a brother out.

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People see you coppin',
might inspire them.

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[sighs]

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Look,
I know you ain't payin' bills right now.

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Man must have bare peas saved up.

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I think it's very you.

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Uh... [grunts]

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Sorry,
I kinda feel like that was my fault.

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No, no, no, no. Nath kinda seemed like
he needed the boost.

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Plus, it's an investment.

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When he blows up,
I'll sell it on for a fortune.

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[Yas chuckles]

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- Well, anyway--
- You going this way?

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Yeah, I was gonna-- Yeah.

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Me too.

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[vendor] Hey, guys!
I've got chillies here, guys.

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Chillies red,
chillies gold, chillies green.

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And I call them the traffic lights
of the chilli scene.

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Hey, Uncle.

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[vendor] Ah! Here she is.
My hot cup of cocoa on a frosty mornin'.

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[laughs] I'll see you soon, okay?

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- I'll be counting the seconds.
- [chuckling]

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I've got chillies fresh...

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It's Dom, right?

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I'm Yas.

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Nice to meet you.

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[both chuckle]

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Eh? Okay.

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So, where you off to?

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What errands has your mum got you
out here runnin'?

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Oh, Nathan mentioned you don't pay bills,
so I figured you still live at home?

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I'm back. Back at home.

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"Back" is important, otherwise
it sounds like I never left, and I did.

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Okay. Fair.

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I'm actually cutting through.

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Rye Lane Market?

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- Yeah. Yeah.
- [chuckles]

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Lucky for you, I'm going this way anyway.

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So, what do you do now you've escaped
the clutches of the Colonel?

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Like, with your post-KFC life.

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Oh, I'm an accountant.

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[sing-songy] Boring.

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[Yas] Okay.

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No free popcorn chicken,
but still, that's like a proper job.

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[chuckles] Yeah,
it's not particularly glamorous.

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- [Yas] No.
- But I actually kinda love it.

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So, is that
what you've always wanted to do,

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or have you got yourself some thwarted
ambition burning away in ya gut?

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- You know, you're very--
- Peng?

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Refreshingly disarming?

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- You ask a lot of questions.
- I'm interested in people's messes.

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- What makes you think I've got a mess?
- Everyone has a mess.

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Hi.

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[chuckles]

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Okay. Um...

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[chuckles]

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You know, I-- I think
I did always wanna be an accountant.

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Is that-- Is that weird?

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Don't ask me.
I wanted to be Prince when I was little.

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Specifically, <i>Purple Rain</i> Prince.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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I made myself a little costume
and everything.

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[guitar riff plays]

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[laughs]

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[Yas chuckles]

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So, are you the only wannabe accountant
in your crew?

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[Dom] All my mates thought they were gonna
be footballers or YouTube sensations,

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chilling on private jets,
living extraordinary lives...

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[Yas] Oh, private jets not your ting, no?

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[Dom] Do you know how much
they cost to run? Terrible investment.

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- [Yas chuckles]
- So, what about you?

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What do you do anyway?

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Me? Well, I'm a YouTube sensation.

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[children screaming, chattering]

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Nah, I work in fashion.

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[chuckles] Hence the Prince costume.

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- Exactly!
- [chuckles]

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So you're like a designer or--

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Oh, you saying I couldn't be a model?

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- No. I just-- assumed 'cause you--
- Uh-- Uh--

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- I'm fuckin' with you. [chuckles]
- Oh.

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I am a buyer for an online brand
that you wouldn't have heard of.

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But I wanna design costumes.
That's, like, the end game.

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- [Dom] Costumes?
- Yeah.

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TV, films, music videos, ball gowns
to alien queens to anything the fuck else.

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But do you know how much
these thieves wanna pay me

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to be a bottom-level costume assistant?

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I'm guessing not a lot.

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Not a lot divided by fuck all. [chuckles]

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Plus with your ting, the square root
of ten is always, like, what--

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3.16-ish.

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Okay. I'll take your word for it.

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But I can't just wake up
and decide to be a costume designer.

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I've gotta pay my dues.

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And paying my dues means
not paying my rent

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or being able to afford cute cocktails.

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And I like paying my rent,
and I love cute cocktails, so...

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[chuckles] Yeah, I know. I get that.

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But I'll get there

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eventually. [chuckles]

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[chuckles]

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- Oh. Oh.
- [laughing]

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Just put your feet up.

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- No. I'm okay.
- Okay.

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- [chuckles] Oh!
- [laughing]

252
00:12:03.403 --> 00:12:05.659
[barking, growling]

253
00:12:07.663 --> 00:12:09.708
Onwards they stroll.

254
00:12:09.708 --> 00:12:14.384
Each step bringing them closer
to their mystery destination.

255
00:12:14.384 --> 00:12:17.014
Okay. But no judgments, yeah?

256
00:12:17.014 --> 00:12:18.601
Mmm, sounds juicy.

257
00:12:18.601 --> 00:12:20.981
- I'm not running errands.
- Yeah, we're past that, babe.

258
00:12:20.981 --> 00:12:23.945
I'm gonna meet my ex
for the first time since the break-up.

259
00:12:24.445 --> 00:12:29.790
Shit. And you're still calling it
"the" break-up, meaning it's fresh?

260
00:12:29.790 --> 00:12:32.336
Three months.
But we were goin' out for six years.

261
00:12:32.336 --> 00:12:33.840
Six years?

262
00:12:33.840 --> 00:12:36.679
You could've become
a fully qualified architect in that time.

263
00:12:36.679 --> 00:12:37.931
Yeah. It was pretty bad.

264
00:12:37.931 --> 00:12:39.643
It is pretty bad.

265
00:12:41.564 --> 00:12:43.776
I went through the same sort of thing
not too long ago.

266
00:12:43.776 --> 00:12:44.695
Yeah?

267
00:12:44.695 --> 00:12:46.448
We were only together
for a year and a bit though--

268
00:12:46.448 --> 00:12:49.621
Did you wake up every day and lie there
trying to muster the energy to breathe?

269
00:12:49.621 --> 00:12:51.542
No. 'Cause I finished with him,

270
00:12:51.542 --> 00:12:54.757
so I just felt kind of relieved
and empowered afterwards, you know?

271
00:12:55.759 --> 00:12:57.470
[stammers]
He was tryin' to dilute my squash,

272
00:12:57.470 --> 00:12:59.600
and I was like,
"Not today, Satan." [chuckles]

273
00:12:59.600 --> 00:13:00.685
I'm sorry. Sorry.

274
00:13:00.685 --> 00:13:02.480
No, no, no, no. I'm happy for you.

275
00:13:02.480 --> 00:13:05.360
Must be nice being on that side of it,
not that I'll ever know.

276
00:13:05.360 --> 00:13:09.578
Hey, hey, I believe in your ability to
completely destroy someone's life one day.

277
00:13:09.578 --> 00:13:10.789
- Thanks.
- Mmm.

278
00:13:12.041 --> 00:13:14.462
Aight, so, she broke up with you.
I know that much already.

279
00:13:14.462 --> 00:13:16.801
Actually, it's still pretty hard
to talk about the details, so...

280
00:13:16.801 --> 00:13:18.094
Oh, okay, sorry. We don't actually--

281
00:13:18.094 --> 00:13:19.848
The bit that really hurts,
I thought we were fine.

282
00:13:19.848 --> 00:13:21.476
We were better than fine.
We moved in together.

283
00:13:21.476 --> 00:13:22.896
We had Hamilton tickets. Stalls!

284
00:13:22.896 --> 00:13:24.482
It's a serious commitment.

285
00:13:24.482 --> 00:13:25.860
Right?

286
00:13:25.860 --> 00:13:28.073
So go on. Spill the tea! What happened?

287
00:13:28.073 --> 00:13:29.743
So we were goin' to the cinema.

288
00:13:30.285 --> 00:13:31.287
[Yas] Oh?

289
00:13:33.083 --> 00:13:36.005
I get there first, as usual,
and I go buy the snacks.

290
00:13:36.005 --> 00:13:37.091
Mmm, stuntin' on 'em.

291
00:13:37.091 --> 00:13:39.470
You don't even understand
how picky this girl is.

292
00:13:39.470 --> 00:13:43.521
Hello. Hey. Um, can I get a number three
with a medium sweet and salt popcorn

293
00:13:43.521 --> 00:13:45.608
and, um, a diet cola please?

294
00:13:45.608 --> 00:13:48.948
Um, uh, but can the sweet be on bottom?
So it's like pudding.

295
00:13:48.948 --> 00:13:50.367
I'm already ragin'.

296
00:13:50.952 --> 00:13:53.123
Oh, sorry.
Uh, not too much ice in the drink.

297
00:13:53.123 --> 00:13:55.294
Like an inch. Specifically, uh, an inch.

298
00:13:56.505 --> 00:13:58.968
And you gotta understand,
I take cinema etiquette seriously.

299
00:13:58.968 --> 00:14:00.763
Like, I won't go in
once the film's started.

300
00:14:00.763 --> 00:14:02.182
You gotta respect the code.

301
00:14:02.182 --> 00:14:04.270
- [phone ringing]
- So, I call Gia.

302
00:14:04.270 --> 00:14:05.815
Hey, hey--

303
00:14:05.815 --> 00:14:07.192
<i>Shit. Sorry.</i>

304
00:14:07.192 --> 00:14:10.533
<i>Um, just about to send you a message.</i>

305
00:14:10.533 --> 00:14:13.038
[clears throat] <i>I know how anal you are
about seeing the dumb trailers,</i>

306
00:14:13.038 --> 00:14:15.627
<i>so just go in, and I'll be there in a bit.</i>

307
00:14:15.627 --> 00:14:17.839
But I figured maybe she had a bad day,
so I'm just like...

308
00:14:17.839 --> 00:14:20.218
<i>Okay. See you in a bit. Love you.</i>

309
00:14:20.720 --> 00:14:21.639
[shutter clicks]

310
00:14:26.649 --> 00:14:28.026
[gasping]

311
00:14:29.070 --> 00:14:30.531
[Dom] And that's when I see it.

312
00:14:31.324 --> 00:14:32.326
See what?

313
00:14:32.994 --> 00:14:34.665
No. [sobs]

314
00:14:36.919 --> 00:14:37.921
Wait.

315
00:14:39.006 --> 00:14:40.008
Is that a dick?

316
00:14:40.008 --> 00:14:42.012
- It gets worse.
- [Yas gasps]

317
00:14:42.012 --> 00:14:44.433
'Cause even though it was low res,
I knew that dick.

318
00:14:44.433 --> 00:14:47.691
That dick belonged to my best mate, Eric.

319
00:14:48.651 --> 00:14:51.406
<i>Yeah, eh, eh ♪</i>

320
00:14:52.282 --> 00:14:54.830
<i>Yeah, yeah ♪</i>

321
00:14:54.830 --> 00:14:55.915
[school bell rings]

322
00:14:55.915 --> 00:14:57.209
[Yas] That is so dead.

323
00:14:57.209 --> 00:14:58.294
So, what'd you do?

324
00:14:59.046 --> 00:15:00.257
What do you think I did?

325
00:15:00.257 --> 00:15:01.510
- [Gia laughs]
- [glass breaks]

326
00:15:01.510 --> 00:15:03.304
[Dom] Eric! Eric!

327
00:15:04.683 --> 00:15:06.603
[squealing]

328
00:15:07.354 --> 00:15:10.653
- No, please-- [grunting]
- [Gia yelping]

329
00:15:10.653 --> 00:15:12.156
[breathes heavily]

330
00:15:12.156 --> 00:15:14.619
Yes! Plot twist!

331
00:15:14.619 --> 00:15:16.414
That is some next-level Omar Little shit.

332
00:15:16.414 --> 00:15:18.293
I can't believe you did that. [gasps]

333
00:15:18.293 --> 00:15:19.336
Yeah.

334
00:15:20.631 --> 00:15:21.633
I didn't.

335
00:15:21.633 --> 00:15:23.888
- [melancholy music playing]
- [popcorn crunches]

336
00:15:23.888 --> 00:15:25.474
[sobbing, sniffling]

337
00:15:25.474 --> 00:15:28.731
That is one of the worst stories
I've ever heard.

338
00:15:28.731 --> 00:15:30.985
I mean, not from
an entertainment perspective, obviously.

339
00:15:30.985 --> 00:15:32.572
- It's a wonderful anecdote.
- [sniffles]

340
00:15:32.572 --> 00:15:33.908
[audience member shushes]

341
00:15:40.170 --> 00:15:41.380
[sniffles]

342
00:15:43.301 --> 00:15:44.386
[sniffles]

343
00:15:45.138 --> 00:15:47.894
[Yas] And you're just casually off
to see this girl now?

344
00:15:48.436 --> 00:15:50.733
They wanna "clear the air".

345
00:15:50.733 --> 00:15:53.321
- "They"?
- Yeah, Eric's gonna be there too.

346
00:15:53.906 --> 00:15:55.743
[Yas] No! Together?

347
00:15:56.327 --> 00:15:58.958
Wild. [laughs] Wild!

348
00:15:58.958 --> 00:16:01.170
- [TV announcer speaking indistinctly]
- Wild!

349
00:16:02.047 --> 00:16:05.428
[laughs] Wild. That's wild.

350
00:16:05.428 --> 00:16:07.892
[TV announcer] <i>That's what he does.
He drops it to the far post.</i>

351
00:16:07.892 --> 00:16:11.775
- <i>It's in! What a finish! What a finish!</i>
- [crowd cheers]

352
00:16:14.363 --> 00:16:18.037
Today's pretty much the first time
I've been out the house in three months.

353
00:16:18.037 --> 00:16:19.206
Besides work.

354
00:16:19.206 --> 00:16:22.087
And Greggs.
I can't get enough of their sausage rolls.

355
00:16:22.589 --> 00:16:24.801
- [child] Yeah, like this.
- You're preaching to the choir, babe.

356
00:16:24.801 --> 00:16:27.431
- [both chuckle]
- Uh, me and my girls are addicted.

357
00:16:27.431 --> 00:16:29.519
[radio show host]
<i>And now, we have Jeremy on the line,</i>

358
00:16:29.519 --> 00:16:31.397
<i>who walked in on his parents having sex.</i>

359
00:16:31.397 --> 00:16:34.696
[Jeremy] <i>Yeah, my dad told me
he was looking for his contact lenses.</i>

360
00:16:34.696 --> 00:16:36.658
- <i>I was like, "How'd it get there?"</i>
- [both laugh]

361
00:16:45.801 --> 00:16:49.935
And where is this, uh,
summit of doom taking place?

362
00:16:50.435 --> 00:16:53.024
Il Giardino. There.

363
00:16:53.024 --> 00:16:54.694
Used to be "our" place.

364
00:16:54.694 --> 00:16:56.447
No. Absolutely not.

365
00:16:56.447 --> 00:16:57.909
Text her, you can't make it.

366
00:16:57.909 --> 00:17:00.080
We'll go to Laser Quest,
merk some eight-year-olds.

367
00:17:00.080 --> 00:17:02.334
Tempting, but I think it's actually
something I need to do.

368
00:17:02.334 --> 00:17:04.213
Like, I get what they did was peak,

369
00:17:04.213 --> 00:17:06.510
but I have to take some responsibility,
you know?

370
00:17:06.510 --> 00:17:07.971
Like, not at all.

371
00:17:07.971 --> 00:17:10.183
You're gonna let them off the hook
after how they treated you?

372
00:17:10.183 --> 00:17:12.855
Um, see, I don't think you're getting it.
This is part of the process.

373
00:17:12.855 --> 00:17:15.443
The process of you rolling over
like a bitch?

374
00:17:16.571 --> 00:17:18.157
Sorry. Too far.

375
00:17:18.157 --> 00:17:19.243
It's fine.

376
00:17:22.374 --> 00:17:24.003
Hey, why don't I come in with you?

377
00:17:24.003 --> 00:17:27.092
We'll get tun up off caipirinhas,
show them you don't give a shit.

378
00:17:27.092 --> 00:17:29.848
This is like a proper, actual life thing,
so no offence,

379
00:17:29.848 --> 00:17:32.729
but I'm not about to take some random
in there with me, am I?

380
00:17:33.229 --> 00:17:34.941
Okay. Fair.

381
00:17:36.444 --> 00:17:38.114
But it was nice chattin'.

382
00:17:38.114 --> 00:17:40.285
Hey, good luck with not being
a YouTube sensation.

383
00:17:40.285 --> 00:17:42.497
Good luck with not havin'
an extraordinary life.

384
00:17:42.999 --> 00:17:44.001
[chuckles]

385
00:17:49.470 --> 00:17:50.472
S-- Um...

386
00:17:51.307 --> 00:17:52.769
[clicks tongue] Thanks.

387
00:18:01.160 --> 00:18:05.335
[phone ringing]

388
00:18:05.335 --> 00:18:09.051
[notes playing on keyboard]

389
00:18:09.051 --> 00:18:13.184
<i>Turn your coaster green for meat ♪</i>

390
00:18:13.184 --> 00:18:16.900
<i>Turn your coaster red for no meat ♪</i>

391
00:18:16.900 --> 00:18:20.741
<i>'Cause who doesn't want some meat ♪</i>

392
00:18:20.741 --> 00:18:22.369
- [Eric speaks indistinctly]
- Silly one.

393
00:18:22.369 --> 00:18:23.706
- [shutter clicks]
- [both laugh]

394
00:18:23.706 --> 00:18:24.791
Oh!

395
00:18:24.791 --> 00:18:27.337
- Hey, babe!
- [Eric] My bro!

396
00:18:27.337 --> 00:18:28.423
[Gia chuckles]

397
00:18:28.423 --> 00:18:30.260
[singer]  <i>But only before 7.00 p.m. ♪</i>

398
00:18:30.260 --> 00:18:33.141
- [Eric] Good to see you, man. [laughs]
- [Gia chuckles]

399
00:18:33.141 --> 00:18:36.021
<i>Like happy hour ♪</i>

400
00:18:36.021 --> 00:18:37.107
[chuckles]

401
00:18:37.107 --> 00:18:39.153
[Gia] We got here a bit early,
and Eric was hungry,

402
00:18:39.153 --> 00:18:40.739
so we ordered some bits for the table.

403
00:18:40.739 --> 00:18:43.202
- Okay.
- [Eric] My belly was rumblin', bruh.

404
00:18:43.202 --> 00:18:45.206
People thought it was
like a stampede of animals!

405
00:18:45.206 --> 00:18:48.296
I was like, "No. It's my belly.
I'm hungry." [laughs]

406
00:18:48.296 --> 00:18:50.049
- [chuckles] Baby, chill.
- [stammers]

407
00:18:50.049 --> 00:18:51.135
- Oh.
- [Gia clears throat]

408
00:18:51.887 --> 00:18:53.264
So, how have you been?

409
00:18:54.057 --> 00:18:56.312
Yeah, good. You?

410
00:18:56.312 --> 00:18:59.067
- [Eric] Amazin'. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, really, really amazin'.

411
00:18:59.067 --> 00:19:00.195
Amazin'.

412
00:19:02.324 --> 00:19:03.326
Oh, shit.

413
00:19:03.326 --> 00:19:07.125
So, see that coaster next to you?
Keep it on green.

414
00:19:07.125 --> 00:19:08.629
They just keep bringin' food over.

415
00:19:08.629 --> 00:19:10.841
- It's just kinda mad.
- Yeah, I know. I've been here before.

416
00:19:10.841 --> 00:19:12.720
[Eric] Yeah, man,
I'm never turning mine red.

417
00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:15.433
They'll have to carry me
out of this place. [chuckles]

418
00:19:15.433 --> 00:19:17.229
Ooh. Try a croquette ting, man.

419
00:19:17.229 --> 00:19:19.399
These make you cream!

420
00:19:19.399 --> 00:19:21.863
I'm good. Maybe later.

421
00:19:21.863 --> 00:19:24.034
[Gia] We're so glad you decided
to come today, D.

422
00:19:24.034 --> 00:19:27.667
Obviously, this isn't easy for any of us.
You must have, like, a million questions.

423
00:19:27.667 --> 00:19:29.419
- Uh, no, I don't--
- [waiter] Thigh?

424
00:19:29.419 --> 00:19:31.382
- Pile it on, <i>irmão</i>.
- [chuckles]

425
00:19:31.382 --> 00:19:32.802
That's "brother" in Portuguese.

426
00:19:32.802 --> 00:19:35.516
We went for a long weekend in Lisbon.
So lit. [chuckles]

427
00:19:35.516 --> 00:19:38.689
Yeah, you should go, actually.
We saw a lot of solo travellers, so...

428
00:19:38.689 --> 00:19:40.901
- [waiter] Thigh?
- I'm good, thanks.

429
00:19:41.820 --> 00:19:43.281
G, you're not good.

430
00:19:43.281 --> 00:19:47.665
Next time, get it anyway, and then
forward it onto my plate. [chuckles]

431
00:19:47.665 --> 00:19:50.629
[chuckles] So, um, maybe I should start.

432
00:19:51.631 --> 00:19:53.259
Basically, what we wanna come out of today

433
00:19:53.259 --> 00:19:55.346
is just for us all
to move forward properly.

434
00:19:55.346 --> 00:19:56.558
Mmm. Preach, babe.

435
00:19:56.558 --> 00:19:59.187
'Cause there's gotta be
a shelf life on guilt.

436
00:19:59.187 --> 00:20:02.402
Or is it gonna be a thing of every time
we see something that reminds us of you,

437
00:20:02.402 --> 00:20:03.906
we're gonna be all... [groans]

438
00:20:03.906 --> 00:20:05.199
Do you know what I mean?

439
00:20:05.701 --> 00:20:06.995
Um... [clicks tongue]

440
00:20:06.995 --> 00:20:10.209
Okay, yeah, I--
I think I do have a question.

441
00:20:10.209 --> 00:20:11.253
Great. Go for it.

442
00:20:11.253 --> 00:20:12.548
Why?

443
00:20:14.259 --> 00:20:15.638
Why did you cheat on me?

444
00:20:16.806 --> 00:20:18.267
'Cause we weren't happy, Dom.

445
00:20:18.769 --> 00:20:19.812
People grow apart.

446
00:20:19.812 --> 00:20:21.983
- They grow up. They change.
- Well, I didn't change.

447
00:20:21.983 --> 00:20:23.946
I was talking about me.

448
00:20:23.946 --> 00:20:27.077
I mean, this whole thing came
as a surprise to me too, you know.

449
00:20:27.578 --> 00:20:32.755
Like, one day I woke up and I realised,
this just didn't make sense anymore.

450
00:20:33.882 --> 00:20:36.721
But this did.

451
00:20:36.721 --> 00:20:38.600
[Eric] You can't mess with destiny, bro.

452
00:20:38.600 --> 00:20:40.771
When the stars align,
the great conjunction happened--

453
00:20:40.771 --> 00:20:43.192
- I'm starting to think maybe this wasn't--
- Sorry.

454
00:20:43.192 --> 00:20:45.614
I was on a call with the New York office.
I was like, "I gotta go!"

455
00:20:45.614 --> 00:20:47.535
And they were like, "No!" [laughs]

456
00:20:47.535 --> 00:20:49.831
Anyway... [gasps] You must be Gia.

457
00:20:49.831 --> 00:20:52.670
Wow, girl,
your profile pics do not do you justice.

458
00:20:52.670 --> 00:20:53.964
[chuckles] I'm Yas.

459
00:20:55.759 --> 00:20:57.470
Hi. I'm Eric.

460
00:20:57.470 --> 00:20:59.057
Ah. He of the low-res cock.

461
00:20:59.057 --> 00:21:01.228
- [spits]
- [laughs] My rep precedes me.

462
00:21:01.228 --> 00:21:02.439
[chuckles] Geez!

463
00:21:02.439 --> 00:21:03.942
Thank you. Smells amazing.

464
00:21:03.942 --> 00:21:05.654
[Gia] Sorry, I'm a little bit lost.

465
00:21:06.573 --> 00:21:08.618
- You are...
- Yas. Dom's...

466
00:21:09.579 --> 00:21:12.626
Well, we're not really labelling it yet,
are we?

467
00:21:12.626 --> 00:21:15.173
But I guess we're just kind of
low-key fucking at the moment.

468
00:21:15.173 --> 00:21:16.885
Uh, we're vibin', so, you know...

469
00:21:16.885 --> 00:21:18.597
- Okay.
- [Yas] Who knows?

470
00:21:18.597 --> 00:21:20.976
Okay, I see you, movin' up in the world.

471
00:21:20.976 --> 00:21:23.147
- [Gia grunts]
- [laughs]

472
00:21:23.147 --> 00:21:24.232
Not up.

473
00:21:24.232 --> 00:21:26.236
Um, I thought we agreed--

474
00:21:26.236 --> 00:21:29.451
I know what I said,
but I missed you, my sexy dumpling.

475
00:21:30.036 --> 00:21:31.371
You guys don't mind, right?

476
00:21:31.371 --> 00:21:32.917
- [clears throat] No.
- Mm-mmm.

477
00:21:32.917 --> 00:21:35.087
No, I-- I love that you're here.

478
00:21:35.087 --> 00:21:38.385
Um, we actually ordered some bits
for the table, so help yourself.

479
00:21:38.385 --> 00:21:41.433
And try one of those croquette tings,
it'll make you cream.

480
00:21:41.935 --> 00:21:43.187
Geez!

481
00:21:44.189 --> 00:21:47.988
[clicks tongue] Anyway,
I wanna know everything.

482
00:21:48.489 --> 00:21:50.619
Um, how-- how did you guys meet?

483
00:21:50.619 --> 00:21:53.583
Oh, it's a pretty cute story.
Do you wanna tell it, bub?

484
00:21:53.583 --> 00:21:55.169
No, you, uh, go for it,

485
00:21:55.921 --> 00:21:56.923
bub.

486
00:21:57.550 --> 00:21:59.512
You guys heard of Nothin' But A G Thang?

487
00:21:59.512 --> 00:22:01.891
It's this fire hip-hop karaoke night.

488
00:22:01.891 --> 00:22:03.895
Me and my girls were there
a few nights back.

489
00:22:03.895 --> 00:22:07.778
And, you know, I was just chillin',
fighting off an onslaught of dead guys.

490
00:22:07.778 --> 00:22:08.947
And just as I'm thinkin',

491
00:22:08.947 --> 00:22:13.957
"Rah, there isn't a single decent guy
in this entire place," I hear...

492
00:22:13.957 --> 00:22:16.420
- We have Yas! Come on!
- [applause]

493
00:22:16.420 --> 00:22:19.217
Turns out one of my girls put
my name down as a joke! [laughs]

494
00:22:19.217 --> 00:22:22.600
[emcee] How about
we have ourselves a little duet?

495
00:22:25.479 --> 00:22:32.327
And it was just this immediate,
deep, animal attraction.

496
00:22:32.327 --> 00:22:35.124
Palpable sexual energy crackling.
Everyone in the room could feel it.

497
00:22:35.124 --> 00:22:36.210
- [laughs]
- Really?

498
00:22:36.210 --> 00:22:38.130
- Yeah.
- Yeah, really.

499
00:22:38.130 --> 00:22:40.928
But, you know, calling it "a room"
makes it sound kinda small.

500
00:22:40.928 --> 00:22:44.434
[crowd cheering]

501
00:22:44.434 --> 00:22:48.442
- [Dom] <i>We lit that place up.</i>
- [fan] We love you, Dom and Yas!

502
00:22:48.442 --> 00:22:51.783
- [Dom] <i>People were losin' their minds.</i>
- [fan] I want your babies!

503
00:22:51.783 --> 00:22:55.039
And there was just, like,
this sea of people.

504
00:22:55.039 --> 00:22:56.834
- Like a mini concert.
- Mmm.

505
00:22:56.834 --> 00:22:59.130
[Dom] <i>And when we finished,
the crowd started chanting...</i>

506
00:22:59.130 --> 00:23:01.678
[both] Dom and Yas. Dom and Yas.

507
00:23:01.678 --> 00:23:04.099
- Yas and Dom. Yam and Yas.
- Dom-Dom. Dom and Yas.

508
00:23:04.099 --> 00:23:07.773
Dom and Yas! Yas and Dom!
Dom and Yas! Yas and Dom!

509
00:23:07.773 --> 00:23:09.777
[Dom] <i>And they were screamin'...</i>

510
00:23:09.777 --> 00:23:11.279
[crowd] Encore! Encore!

511
00:23:11.279 --> 00:23:17.918
[both] "Encore! Encore!"

512
00:23:17.918 --> 00:23:19.129
[Yas laughing]

513
00:23:19.129 --> 00:23:21.133
They were gonna tear the place down
if we didn't go again,

514
00:23:21.133 --> 00:23:22.970
- so we did, like, five, six...
- It was 20.

515
00:23:22.970 --> 00:23:24.849
- ...more songs. It was wild.
- Mm-hmm.

516
00:23:24.849 --> 00:23:25.934
[chuckles]

517
00:23:25.934 --> 00:23:29.274
Well, that's gotta be, hands down,
the greatest hook-up story of all time.

518
00:23:29.274 --> 00:23:30.694
[Gia clears throat]

519
00:23:30.694 --> 00:23:31.779
<i>I have a question.</i>

520
00:23:31.779 --> 00:23:34.075
You did karaoke?

521
00:23:34.577 --> 00:23:35.746
I guess you were right.

522
00:23:37.040 --> 00:23:38.543
People do change.

523
00:23:39.335 --> 00:23:40.589
- [waiters] Lamb?
- Yeah--

524
00:23:40.589 --> 00:23:42.133
- No!
- [pounds on table]

525
00:23:42.133 --> 00:23:43.427
- Thank you!
- [Yas snickers]

526
00:23:46.266 --> 00:23:48.187
[Eric] Oh, shit. D, guess what?

527
00:23:48.187 --> 00:23:50.191
I got fired from the sports bar.

528
00:23:50.191 --> 00:23:51.694
- [Gia chuckles]
- [Dom] No.

529
00:23:51.694 --> 00:23:52.946
- Baby...
- Yeah.

530
00:23:52.946 --> 00:23:54.282
...why you bringing that up now?

531
00:23:54.282 --> 00:23:56.078
He used to work there. It's banter.

532
00:23:56.078 --> 00:23:58.123
- Yeah.
- [Eric] Yeah. You know how it was, like,

533
00:23:58.123 --> 00:24:00.879
if you have to go to the staff loos
by going down to the basement?

534
00:24:00.879 --> 00:24:02.048
Got tired of doing that.

535
00:24:02.048 --> 00:24:03.718
So, I just started pissing
in Oasis bottles,

536
00:24:03.718 --> 00:24:06.473
'cause you know that big rim, no spillage.

537
00:24:06.974 --> 00:24:09.229
I stuck 'em all in my locker,
and I kept on sayin', like,

538
00:24:09.229 --> 00:24:10.857
"Just empty it. Empty it."

539
00:24:10.857 --> 00:24:13.905
And manager caught me with, like,
18 bottles of piss in there.

540
00:24:13.905 --> 00:24:15.575
I tried to say it was apple juice.

541
00:24:15.575 --> 00:24:17.495
But he was like,
"Nah, that's piss. I can smell it."

542
00:24:17.495 --> 00:24:19.040
"Uh, yeah, it's piss."

543
00:24:19.917 --> 00:24:21.419
I can't believe they fired you for that.

544
00:24:21.419 --> 00:24:23.550
I know. They're, like--
They're super political there.

545
00:24:23.550 --> 00:24:24.635
- [Yas] Mmm.
- They're-- Yeah.

546
00:24:24.635 --> 00:24:26.597
[laughs] Sorry, sorry.

547
00:24:26.597 --> 00:24:27.975
I'm struggling with something here.

548
00:24:27.975 --> 00:24:30.312
You cheated on Dom with him?

549
00:24:31.189 --> 00:24:32.776
- Excuse you?
- Yas--

550
00:24:32.776 --> 00:24:34.572
No, I need to figure this out
because it's baffling.

551
00:24:34.572 --> 00:24:38.538
You dumped this funny, clever,
successful accountant

552
00:24:38.538 --> 00:24:40.834
for this jobless human bin-fire?

553
00:24:40.834 --> 00:24:42.211
Oh, that hurts a little bit.

554
00:24:42.211 --> 00:24:45.217
I mean, I get it, the arms are nice,
but what do you even talk about?

555
00:24:45.217 --> 00:24:47.514
Are you gonna sit there
and let her say that shit to me?

556
00:24:47.514 --> 00:24:48.683
Well, she said my arms are nice.

557
00:24:48.683 --> 00:24:50.269
In hindsight, this was a terrible idea.

558
00:24:50.269 --> 00:24:51.772
I was trying to give everyone some harmony

559
00:24:51.772 --> 00:24:53.735
and allow everyone to live
in their truths, but whatever.

560
00:24:53.735 --> 00:24:55.237
[Yas] But you are living your truth.

561
00:24:55.237 --> 00:24:57.158
You cheated on him
with his best mate from primary school.

562
00:24:57.158 --> 00:25:01.542
St John's, Dunloe. Buckeye!
Buckeye-kye! La-la-la-la la...

563
00:25:01.542 --> 00:25:03.462
[Yas] You tricked him into believing
he'd found a person

564
00:25:03.462 --> 00:25:05.341
that wanted to get to know him,
like, properly,

565
00:25:05.341 --> 00:25:07.053
and instead of realising
what a gift that was,

566
00:25:07.053 --> 00:25:09.516
someone baring their actual soul to you,
you got scared.

567
00:25:09.516 --> 00:25:10.602
And so you clicked reset

568
00:25:10.602 --> 00:25:13.315
and moved on with the closest
and least complicated option.

569
00:25:13.315 --> 00:25:14.442
That is your truth.

570
00:25:18.367 --> 00:25:21.999
And, by the way, your man swiped me
on Tinder, like, a week ago.

571
00:25:21.999 --> 00:25:23.878
- What?
- Mmm. No, I didn't.

572
00:25:23.878 --> 00:25:25.507
- I didn't swipe you.
- [Gia] Give me your phone.

573
00:25:25.507 --> 00:25:26.801
- Or anybody.
- Now.

574
00:25:26.801 --> 00:25:28.136
- I didn't swipe her.
- [Gia] Eric.

575
00:25:28.136 --> 00:25:29.389
- Phone.
- [Eric] It's on rest mode.

576
00:25:29.389 --> 00:25:31.519
- It's on sleepy mode. It's off.
- [Gia] Now.

577
00:25:31.519 --> 00:25:32.688
[Eric] Airplane mode?

578
00:25:33.564 --> 00:25:35.150
I can't believe you just did that!

579
00:25:35.150 --> 00:25:38.198
Did you see Gia's face when we were
tag-teaming the karaoke story?

580
00:25:38.198 --> 00:25:39.952
She was shook!

581
00:25:39.952 --> 00:25:41.914
[chuckles] I feel good.

582
00:25:41.914 --> 00:25:43.250
Man, where did that come from,

583
00:25:43.250 --> 00:25:45.379
all that stuff
about it getting too real for her?

584
00:25:45.379 --> 00:25:47.216
Uh, don't know.
I guess just everything you told me.

585
00:25:47.216 --> 00:25:48.302
Well, you nailed it.

586
00:25:48.302 --> 00:25:49.805
It's exactly
what I've been wanting to say,

587
00:25:49.805 --> 00:25:52.018
but I've been too busy rolling over
like a bitch.

588
00:25:52.018 --> 00:25:53.771
- I shouldn't have said that.
- No, it's true though.

589
00:25:53.771 --> 00:25:57.320
[whoops, laughs]

590
00:25:57.320 --> 00:26:00.200
Oh, come on. I'm hungry.
I'm hungry. Are you hungry?

591
00:26:01.036 --> 00:26:02.038
- I don't know--
- Come on--

592
00:26:02.038 --> 00:26:05.169
No, listen, you just rode to my rescue.
It's the least I can do.

593
00:26:05.169 --> 00:26:07.089
Anything you want, it's on me.

594
00:26:08.175 --> 00:26:09.302
[groans] Fine.

595
00:26:09.302 --> 00:26:10.764
[Dom laughs]

596
00:26:10.764 --> 00:26:13.895
Which way? Which way?
Which way? [chuckles]

597
00:26:13.895 --> 00:26:15.105
Um.

598
00:26:15.105 --> 00:26:20.324
I was thinking maybe there's this banging
burrito place in Brixton we could go to.

599
00:26:21.493 --> 00:26:22.495
This way?

600
00:26:23.163 --> 00:26:24.750
This way. [grunts]

601
00:26:24.750 --> 00:26:26.921
[both chuckling]

602
00:26:26.921 --> 00:26:30.135
<i>Time will only tell me an eternity ♪</i>

603
00:26:30.845 --> 00:26:33.601
<i>I remember the first time we met ♪</i>

604
00:26:33.601 --> 00:26:37.316
<i>♪ You had my heart wanting
To disconnect from me ♪</i>

605
00:26:37.316 --> 00:26:40.197
<i>Hearing your eyes say to me ♪</i>

606
00:26:40.782 --> 00:26:43.704
<i>Come rollerblade with me ♪</i>

607
00:26:43.704 --> 00:26:44.790
[screaming, laughing]

608
00:26:44.790 --> 00:26:46.459
<i>Show me the ropes ♪</i>

609
00:26:46.459 --> 00:26:51.386
<i>Hold tight and do not let go of me ♪</i>

610
00:26:52.848 --> 00:26:55.185
<i>It was autumn back in '93 ♪</i>

611
00:26:55.185 --> 00:26:59.110
<i>♪ The leaves were falling down
Ever reluctantly ♪</i>

612
00:26:59.820 --> 00:27:02.743
<i>♪ You had your hair long
When the days were short ♪</i>

613
00:27:02.743 --> 00:27:04.830
[giggling]

614
00:27:07.752 --> 00:27:10.424
Babe, that outfit? Tens across the board.

615
00:27:11.009 --> 00:27:13.514
Oh. Thank you so much. [chuckles]

616
00:27:16.937 --> 00:27:17.939
Do you know her?

617
00:27:17.939 --> 00:27:19.526
No, but she looks fire, innit?

618
00:27:22.281 --> 00:27:24.160
What's up, man? Cool kicks.

619
00:27:24.703 --> 00:27:25.705
What?

620
00:27:25.705 --> 00:27:27.166
Dickhead, man.

621
00:27:27.751 --> 00:27:28.961
Suck your mum.

622
00:27:28.961 --> 00:27:30.214
Yep.

623
00:27:34.723 --> 00:27:35.975
[both chuckle]

624
00:27:35.975 --> 00:27:38.188
So, moving back
wasn't your first choice then?

625
00:27:38.689 --> 00:27:40.192
No. [chuckles]

626
00:27:40.192 --> 00:27:44.283
I tried the sofa thing, but it turns out,
I'm a man who requires sheets.

627
00:27:44.283 --> 00:27:47.081
Ah, so you're in it
for the quality bedding.

628
00:27:48.751 --> 00:27:50.755
[Dom] <i>Honestly,
it's like they never want me to leave.</i>

629
00:27:50.755 --> 00:27:52.383
<i>They bought me a PlayStation.</i>

630
00:27:52.383 --> 00:27:54.513
<i>My dad forces me
on bike rides all the time.</i>

631
00:27:54.513 --> 00:27:57.936
<i>My mum literally won't stop makin' me
boiled eggs and soldiers.</i>

632
00:27:58.563 --> 00:28:01.401
Aw, you poor thing.

633
00:28:01.902 --> 00:28:03.029
I swear I'm devolving.

634
00:28:06.202 --> 00:28:09.626
You know, I can see you as a mummy's boy.

635
00:28:10.878 --> 00:28:13.843
And my already fragile ego takes
another blow.

636
00:28:13.843 --> 00:28:14.928
Oh.

637
00:28:14.928 --> 00:28:16.389
<i>Why did you go? ♪</i>

638
00:28:17.266 --> 00:28:18.268
[balloons pop]

639
00:28:18.268 --> 00:28:19.353
<i>Why did you go? ♪</i>

640
00:28:19.353 --> 00:28:20.439
[balloons pop]

641
00:28:20.439 --> 00:28:23.445
<i>♪ Why did you go?
Why did you go? ♪</i>

642
00:28:24.531 --> 00:28:25.533
[Yas laughs]

643
00:28:25.533 --> 00:28:27.662
-  <i>Why did you go? ♪</i>
- [music ends]

644
00:28:27.662 --> 00:28:28.873
<i>Why is that bad?</i>

645
00:28:28.873 --> 00:28:31.587
<i>I mean, for me,
a good relationship with your mum</i>

646
00:28:31.587 --> 00:28:36.012
is like the man equivalent of checking
a dog's got healthy gums on Crufts.

647
00:28:36.680 --> 00:28:39.310
Well, in that case, I'll own it.
I am a mummy's boy.

648
00:28:40.145 --> 00:28:41.899
Okay, it's less hot when you say it.

649
00:28:43.485 --> 00:28:46.366
- [employee speaking Spanish]
- Oh, shit, I haven't looked yet.

650
00:28:46.366 --> 00:28:47.451
You trust me?

651
00:28:49.748 --> 00:28:51.417
- [Dom] Mmm.
- Yes, Colin.

652
00:28:51.417 --> 00:28:54.633
We'll have two spicy porks
with everything.

653
00:28:56.135 --> 00:28:57.346
Hot sauce?

654
00:28:57.346 --> 00:28:58.431
You know it.

655
00:28:58.431 --> 00:29:00.770
I'm sorry. None for me, thanks.

656
00:29:00.770 --> 00:29:04.235
Um, how spicy is the spicy pork?
Like, out of ten?

657
00:29:06.322 --> 00:29:07.491
Do you like spicy food?

658
00:29:07.491 --> 00:29:08.828
Strong no.

659
00:29:08.828 --> 00:29:10.080
Then, an eight.

660
00:29:10.748 --> 00:29:14.046
In that case,
I'll change mine to the chicken, please.

661
00:29:14.046 --> 00:29:17.846
Although, it says mild.
Is that mild-mild? Or...

662
00:29:24.150 --> 00:29:25.152
Um.

663
00:29:25.152 --> 00:29:26.237
[Yas] Mmm.

664
00:29:26.989 --> 00:29:31.414
[phone ringing]

665
00:29:32.332 --> 00:29:33.334
You gonna answer that?

666
00:29:34.044 --> 00:29:35.338
[Yas grunts]

667
00:29:35.338 --> 00:29:37.301
So, how was the blandest burrito ever?

668
00:29:37.301 --> 00:29:38.386
[Dom chuckles]

669
00:29:38.386 --> 00:29:39.556
Delicious.

670
00:29:39.556 --> 00:29:41.727
- Hmm. Okay. Hmm.
- [ringing continues]

671
00:29:41.727 --> 00:29:43.480
Hey. Have I got food in my teeth?

672
00:29:44.273 --> 00:29:45.610
[chuckles]

673
00:29:45.610 --> 00:29:47.446
Nope. Fresh.

674
00:29:47.446 --> 00:29:48.783
[chuckles]

675
00:29:48.783 --> 00:29:49.868
How about me?

676
00:29:50.410 --> 00:29:52.456
[laughs]

677
00:29:52.456 --> 00:29:55.337
Squeaky clean. [laughs]

678
00:29:58.844 --> 00:30:01.892
[skateboarder shouting]

679
00:30:01.892 --> 00:30:06.944
One, two, three, four,

680
00:30:07.570 --> 00:30:11.537
five, six, and change legs.

681
00:30:11.537 --> 00:30:14.668
- [Dom] So, you and your ex.
- [instructor] Lift up. Two...

682
00:30:14.668 --> 00:30:16.588
[Yas] My favourite subject.

683
00:30:16.588 --> 00:30:19.594
[Dom chuckles] Were you two living
together then before you... [clicks tongue]

684
00:30:19.594 --> 00:30:21.430
Uh, no. We weren't quite there yet.

685
00:30:21.932 --> 00:30:23.017
Makes it easier, I guess.

686
00:30:23.017 --> 00:30:25.188
Not having to chainsaw
the flat-screen in half.

687
00:30:25.188 --> 00:30:26.775
[clears throat] There's that.

688
00:30:26.775 --> 00:30:29.781
Plus, I doubt there'd be a lot of,
uh, bike rides

689
00:30:29.781 --> 00:30:31.618
and boiled eggs if I rocked up home.

690
00:30:31.618 --> 00:30:32.704
[Dom chuckles]

691
00:30:33.664 --> 00:30:34.666
[Yas grunts]

692
00:30:40.010 --> 00:30:41.137
[instructor] Four...

693
00:30:41.137 --> 00:30:43.349
- [Yas] That will be me one day, man.
- Five...

694
00:30:43.349 --> 00:30:46.982
[Yas] Couple rich ex-husbands,
menstruation a distant memory,

695
00:30:46.982 --> 00:30:49.028
sat out in the park with both my legs
behind my head.

696
00:30:49.028 --> 00:30:50.447
It's just beautiful.

697
00:30:51.282 --> 00:30:52.284
[instructor] Three.

698
00:30:52.284 --> 00:30:53.494
[groans]

699
00:30:54.121 --> 00:30:55.833
- Four.
- [groaning]

700
00:30:57.127 --> 00:30:58.923
- [Dom] That will be me.
- Five.

701
00:30:58.923 --> 00:31:01.637
Old but still thirsty.

702
00:31:01.637 --> 00:31:03.097
[chuckles]

703
00:31:03.097 --> 00:31:04.183
[instructor] Six...

704
00:31:04.183 --> 00:31:05.268
[chuckles]

705
00:31:06.312 --> 00:31:08.066
- [sighs]
- [instructor] Change your legs.

706
00:31:08.066 --> 00:31:12.199
So, before the Eric stuff,
you had no idea you and Gia were done?

707
00:31:14.078 --> 00:31:16.625
Nope. Thought we were all set. [chuckles]

708
00:31:17.459 --> 00:31:18.671
[Yas] Really?

709
00:31:18.671 --> 00:31:20.423
There wasn't a single moment?

710
00:31:21.425 --> 00:31:24.348
A tiny crack in the beautiful pottery
that was you and her?

711
00:31:27.145 --> 00:31:28.899
I'm gonna need to think about that.

712
00:31:30.778 --> 00:31:32.114
You go first.

713
00:31:32.114 --> 00:31:34.368
When did you realise you
and your ex were done?

714
00:31:34.368 --> 00:31:38.585
Oh. There were probably a shitload
of alarm bells I was snoozing through.

715
00:31:38.585 --> 00:31:41.675
But if I had to pick a specific moment...

716
00:31:46.183 --> 00:31:47.352
He don't wave at boats.

717
00:31:47.854 --> 00:31:48.856
Say again?

718
00:31:48.856 --> 00:31:50.025
[passengers cheering]

719
00:31:50.025 --> 00:31:52.947
[Yas] <i>If people on a boat wave at you,
you have to wave back.</i>

720
00:31:52.947 --> 00:31:54.033
<i>It's the law.</i>

721
00:31:54.033 --> 00:31:56.538
Tourism funds sex trafficking.

722
00:31:57.540 --> 00:31:58.542
Hmm.

723
00:31:59.627 --> 00:32:02.550
[ship horn blows]

724
00:32:02.550 --> 00:32:04.763
[chuckles] What?

725
00:32:04.763 --> 00:32:07.852
So apparently there are two types
of people in this world.

726
00:32:08.436 --> 00:32:10.231
The ones who wave at boats

727
00:32:10.816 --> 00:32:12.152
and the ones who hate joy.

728
00:32:12.152 --> 00:32:13.572
Which one am I?

729
00:32:17.580 --> 00:32:18.582
Haven't decided yet.

730
00:32:24.093 --> 00:32:28.101
Oh, so, I have thought about
my writing-on-the-wall moment.

731
00:32:28.644 --> 00:32:30.898
This still wakes me up at night cringin'.

732
00:32:30.898 --> 00:32:32.234
[Yas] Ooh, this gonna be good.

733
00:32:32.234 --> 00:32:33.319
[Dom sighs]

734
00:32:34.572 --> 00:32:41.377
Okay, um, so, a while back,
for our anniversary,

735
00:32:41.377 --> 00:32:43.131
I wanted to do something special.

736
00:32:44.466 --> 00:32:47.932
<i>So I booked the place we ended up at
on our first date.</i>

737
00:32:49.101 --> 00:32:50.938
Can't believe
I filled in my eyebrows for this.

738
00:32:51.438 --> 00:32:53.151
- [Dom] <i>Late-night Morley's.</i>
- [vehicle passes]

739
00:32:53.151 --> 00:32:55.405
<i>I thought it would be cute and romantic.</i>

740
00:32:55.405 --> 00:32:57.367
<i>A sweet little throwback...</i>

741
00:32:58.035 --> 00:32:59.204
[knocking]

742
00:32:59.204 --> 00:33:01.543
Hey-yo, boss man! I need chicken!

743
00:33:02.043 --> 00:33:03.462
[Dom] <i>...but apparently not.</i>

744
00:33:03.964 --> 00:33:05.843
Hey, you're a lucky girl, aren't you?

745
00:33:05.843 --> 00:33:07.930
[smoke alarm beeping]

746
00:33:08.765 --> 00:33:11.145
Anyway,
that was the last grand gesture I tried.

747
00:33:12.523 --> 00:33:13.984
Okay, I'm not even lyin', yeah?

748
00:33:13.984 --> 00:33:16.071
That is literally my dream date.

749
00:33:16.071 --> 00:33:21.958
In fact, if I had a restaurant,
I'd call it "Nuggets by Candlelight".

750
00:33:21.958 --> 00:33:23.461
- [chuckles]
- [laughs]

751
00:33:23.461 --> 00:33:24.923
- No, but I'm not even joking.
- Loser.

752
00:33:24.923 --> 00:33:26.383
How could she not find that cute?

753
00:33:26.383 --> 00:33:27.553
I don't know.

754
00:33:27.553 --> 00:33:31.143
But that is my side of the story, innit?

755
00:33:31.143 --> 00:33:33.982
I bet Gia must have loads of
writin'-on-the-wall stories about me.

756
00:33:33.982 --> 00:33:36.237
And there you go again,
trying to share the blame.

757
00:33:36.237 --> 00:33:39.284
Well, I'm just saying,
what if they actually are meant to be?

758
00:33:39.786 --> 00:33:42.123
- Gia and Eric?
- Yeah.

759
00:33:42.123 --> 00:33:44.712
What if I'm the awkward hook-up story?

760
00:33:45.296 --> 00:33:48.762
A funny anecdote
in a future best man's speech?

761
00:33:49.973 --> 00:33:52.561
Wow. That is insanely forgiving.

762
00:33:53.855 --> 00:33:56.528
[clicks tongue] I know.
Maybe you've just inspired me.

763
00:33:57.530 --> 00:33:59.241
How chill you are about your ex.

764
00:33:59.742 --> 00:34:01.453
Maybe it's time I tried that shit.

765
00:34:02.038 --> 00:34:06.881
[chuckles] Hey. Not everyone can be this,
uh, progressive. Takes talent.

766
00:34:06.881 --> 00:34:08.885
[Yas laughs]

767
00:34:09.595 --> 00:34:12.183
So, you were a grand gesture guy, then?

768
00:34:12.183 --> 00:34:13.269
[Dom] Big time.

769
00:34:13.269 --> 00:34:15.231
I once hid chocolates
in my girlfriend's bed,

770
00:34:15.231 --> 00:34:17.444
but they melted,
and she thought I shit myself.

771
00:34:17.444 --> 00:34:19.615
[Yas laughs]

772
00:34:20.116 --> 00:34:22.913
[Dom laughing]

773
00:34:22.913 --> 00:34:24.625
- I won't be doing that again.
- [Yas] Uh-huh.

774
00:34:29.719 --> 00:34:30.721
[dog barking]

775
00:34:34.478 --> 00:34:35.731
We should go get a drink.

776
00:34:37.150 --> 00:34:38.152
Definitely.

777
00:34:39.321 --> 00:34:41.200
I'll make you miss your last train today.

778
00:34:41.200 --> 00:34:42.285
Is it now?

779
00:34:42.285 --> 00:34:44.164
- Mm-hmm.
- [both chuckle]

780
00:34:44.164 --> 00:34:46.377
No, but seriously, I can't. [sighs]

781
00:34:46.920 --> 00:34:49.466
But if you're havin' a good time,
you won't realise.

782
00:34:49.466 --> 00:34:51.178
If I miss it, it's a night bus.

783
00:34:51.178 --> 00:34:53.474
And if I'm lucky enough to survive that,
it's a taxi.

784
00:34:53.474 --> 00:34:55.019
Not an Uber, a taxi.

785
00:34:55.019 --> 00:34:58.819
Yeah, but sometimes you just gotta say,
"I'ma see what happens."

786
00:34:59.361 --> 00:35:01.908
Like, fuck it.
No plannin', balls to the wall,

787
00:35:01.908 --> 00:35:03.620
just go where the breeze takes you.

788
00:35:03.620 --> 00:35:04.956
"I'ma see what happens"?

789
00:35:04.956 --> 00:35:06.543
It's good for the soul, trust.

790
00:35:12.053 --> 00:35:13.055
So?

791
00:35:17.565 --> 00:35:18.567
I got time.

792
00:35:22.825 --> 00:35:25.288
Can I get a cranberry juice,
a pint of lager

793
00:35:25.288 --> 00:35:27.041
and a packet of salt and vinegar?

794
00:35:27.041 --> 00:35:28.545
- [phone ringing]
- Thank you.

795
00:35:28.545 --> 00:35:30.716
- [dance music playing on stereo]
- [patrons chattering]

796
00:35:30.716 --> 00:35:31.801
Yas speaking.

797
00:35:31.801 --> 00:35:34.640
<i>Hey, this is Theresa from Upon Films.
The costume designer.</i>

798
00:35:34.640 --> 00:35:35.934
Oh, hi.

799
00:35:35.934 --> 00:35:40.276
<i>Yeah, sorry to do this, but we're gonna
have to shift you back half an hour?</i>

800
00:35:40.276 --> 00:35:41.361
<i>Is that okay?</i>

801
00:35:42.615 --> 00:35:44.284
- You know what?
- [credit card machine beeps]

802
00:35:44.284 --> 00:35:46.581
- That actually doesn't work for me.
- Thank you.

803
00:35:46.581 --> 00:35:47.792
Is it cool if I reschedule?

804
00:35:47.792 --> 00:35:51.298
<i>Yeah, actually,
we were hoping to make a decision today.</i>

805
00:35:51.298 --> 00:35:52.801
- <i>Sorry.</i>
- Uh, okay.

806
00:35:52.801 --> 00:35:54.555
- Love you. See you later, bye!
- <i>Yeah-- Uh--</i>

807
00:35:54.555 --> 00:35:55.891
- [chuckles, sighs]
- <i>Hello? Hello--</i>

808
00:35:55.891 --> 00:35:57.728
- Who's that?
- Oh, that-that was Cass.

809
00:35:58.229 --> 00:35:59.231
How is she?

810
00:36:00.107 --> 00:36:01.820
Yeah, yeah, better.

811
00:36:01.820 --> 00:36:03.155
Thank you.

812
00:36:03.740 --> 00:36:06.286
Hey, I was, um, I was meaning to ask you.

813
00:36:06.286 --> 00:36:09.167
- Do you really recognise Eric from Tinder?
- Oh. [chuckles] No.

814
00:36:09.167 --> 00:36:11.506
But you just know he's still on there,
huntin'.

815
00:36:12.465 --> 00:36:14.177
I'm guessing you're not on the apps, no?

816
00:36:14.177 --> 00:36:15.639
Nah.

817
00:36:15.639 --> 00:36:17.893
It's Valentine's Day at primary school
all over again.

818
00:36:17.893 --> 00:36:19.814
Oh, wait, let me guess.

819
00:36:19.814 --> 00:36:21.776
Little Dom didn't get any cards.

820
00:36:21.776 --> 00:36:24.030
- No. But you know who did?
- [chuckles]

821
00:36:24.030 --> 00:36:26.451
Lewis Younge, who had pubes at nine

822
00:36:26.451 --> 00:36:28.748
and would punch people
in the nuts for fun.

823
00:36:28.748 --> 00:36:30.669
Why are guys like that
always called Lewis? [laughs]

824
00:36:30.669 --> 00:36:31.754
I know, right?

825
00:36:31.754 --> 00:36:34.426
And now, everyone's only as good
as their profile pic.

826
00:36:34.426 --> 00:36:36.388
We're back to Lewis Younge
and his drawer full of cards.

827
00:36:36.388 --> 00:36:37.558
[inhales deeply]

828
00:36:37.558 --> 00:36:40.856
Oh! You still haven't told me
your break-up story.

829
00:36:40.856 --> 00:36:42.233
Uh, it really isn't that deep.

830
00:36:42.233 --> 00:36:45.031
No, no. You broke up with him
and didn't look back.

831
00:36:45.031 --> 00:36:46.408
That's iconic.

832
00:36:46.408 --> 00:36:47.536
[retches, chuckles]

833
00:36:47.536 --> 00:36:50.584
- 'Ey, 'ey, 'ey.
- [Yas squeaks] Stop. Shut up. [laughs]

834
00:36:50.584 --> 00:36:52.546
No, also-- also, dude, you met my ex.

835
00:36:52.546 --> 00:36:54.967
Ah, oh. Okay. Fine.

836
00:36:57.890 --> 00:37:00.394
We broke up
because of A Tribe Called Quest.

837
00:37:01.396 --> 00:37:02.566
- [Yas's ex] Aw, fuck!
- Oh.

838
00:37:02.566 --> 00:37:04.277
Hey, babe. How's your day been?

839
00:37:04.277 --> 00:37:08.578
Mediocre with a sprinklin' of the entire
universe trying to fuck with me.

840
00:37:08.578 --> 00:37:10.039
Wait, wait, wait.

841
00:37:10.039 --> 00:37:11.208
Jules?

842
00:37:11.208 --> 00:37:12.795
Nathan's mate? The sculptor?

843
00:37:12.795 --> 00:37:13.880
That's your ex?

844
00:37:13.880 --> 00:37:15.007
Oh, he doesn't just sculpt.

845
00:37:15.007 --> 00:37:17.303
He calls himself an artistic polymath,

846
00:37:17.303 --> 00:37:19.517
which is just another term
for being a cunt.

847
00:37:19.517 --> 00:37:21.311
- But, yeah, him.
- [chuckles]

848
00:37:21.311 --> 00:37:22.940
Things were getting kind of stale,

849
00:37:22.940 --> 00:37:27.198
so I decided to try
and get things flowing again, you know?

850
00:37:27.198 --> 00:37:28.618
Reawaken the magic.

851
00:37:28.618 --> 00:37:29.704
Your breath.

852
00:37:30.914 --> 00:37:32.375
That will be the homemade hummus.

853
00:37:32.375 --> 00:37:33.460
- Listen.
- [grunts]

854
00:37:33.460 --> 00:37:36.008
You know how my head gets
when I've been working on something new.

855
00:37:36.008 --> 00:37:37.886
I will take some of that hummus
on a cracker.

856
00:37:37.886 --> 00:37:40.600
Please tell me you dumped his arse
right there and then.

857
00:37:40.600 --> 00:37:41.936
- Yeah!

858
00:37:41.936 --> 00:37:43.523
- Right?
- Get rid of him.

859
00:37:43.523 --> 00:37:47.698
Nope. I took a big L and got this prick
some fucking hummus.

860
00:37:47.698 --> 00:37:51.371
I figured, a few sips of wine, some tunes...

861
00:37:51.371 --> 00:37:54.127
- ["Buggin' Out" playing]
- Wow!

862
00:37:54.127 --> 00:37:56.966
Babe, feeling a bit
sonically sensitive right now.

863
00:37:56.966 --> 00:37:59.764
So, do you mind turning that shit,
like, way down for me?

864
00:37:59.764 --> 00:38:01.642
He called Tribe "that shit"?

865
00:38:01.642 --> 00:38:04.565
You might wanna ration your disdain
because there's more.

866
00:38:06.109 --> 00:38:08.113
Hi. You're blocking the TV.

867
00:38:09.032 --> 00:38:11.537
Oh, okay.

868
00:38:11.537 --> 00:38:14.627
- [groaning, murmuring, coughing]
- [Jules laughs] Interesting.

869
00:38:14.627 --> 00:38:17.381
- Crocs.
- Oh, fuck. Sorry. [chuckles]

870
00:38:19.260 --> 00:38:20.304
[Jules grunts]

871
00:38:20.304 --> 00:38:24.647
You know, I'm gonna forward you an article
about how hip-hop's promotion of violence

872
00:38:24.647 --> 00:38:27.569
continues to perpetuate
problematic Black stereotypes.

873
00:38:28.112 --> 00:38:29.113
[Yas] What?

874
00:38:29.113 --> 00:38:30.199
[Jules moans]

875
00:38:31.034 --> 00:38:32.663
And that's when it hit me.

876
00:38:33.915 --> 00:38:36.044
I had become basic.

877
00:38:36.044 --> 00:38:39.342
So, there and then,
I came up with a simple ethos

878
00:38:39.342 --> 00:38:41.764
to help guide me
through all aspects of my life.

879
00:38:43.350 --> 00:38:44.520
If you make the hummus,

880
00:38:45.396 --> 00:38:46.398
you should get the head.

881
00:38:48.152 --> 00:38:49.487
[Jules grunts] What the fuck?

882
00:38:49.487 --> 00:38:52.326
- Yes!
- [cheering]

883
00:38:53.161 --> 00:38:55.082
- [Jules grunts]
- Yes! Get in, get in.

884
00:38:55.082 --> 00:38:56.418
[laughs]

885
00:38:56.418 --> 00:38:59.592
So while that prick was washing
smooshed up chickpeas out of his pubes,

886
00:38:59.592 --> 00:39:02.221
I packed up any shit I had around there
and bounced.

887
00:39:02.221 --> 00:39:04.518
[cheering]

888
00:39:05.729 --> 00:39:07.148
Only one snag.

889
00:39:07.148 --> 00:39:09.110
In my rush to escape, I forgot--

890
00:39:09.110 --> 00:39:11.239
No. Don't say it.

891
00:39:11.239 --> 00:39:13.953
[Yas] <i>My copy of</i>
The Low End Theory. [sighs]

892
00:39:16.876 --> 00:39:17.920
Do you know what?

893
00:39:17.920 --> 00:39:19.965
You helped me with Gia.
I wanna do this for you.

894
00:39:19.965 --> 00:39:23.388
Let's go find a record shop right now,
and I'll buy you a new copy.

895
00:39:23.388 --> 00:39:24.725
That is really sweet.

896
00:39:25.309 --> 00:39:26.604
But I don't want a new copy.

897
00:39:26.604 --> 00:39:28.440
- I want my copy.
- Oh. [chuckles] Okay.

898
00:39:28.440 --> 00:39:31.404
Why should he get to keep it? Especially
when he doesn't appreciate how good it is.

899
00:39:31.404 --> 00:39:32.490
Have you asked for it back?

900
00:39:32.490 --> 00:39:34.494
So he can make me jump
through a million hoops?

901
00:39:34.494 --> 00:39:36.373
- No, thank you.
- I can go round. Ask for you.

902
00:39:36.373 --> 00:39:39.045
[laughs] Thank you,
but he would love that even more.

903
00:39:39.045 --> 00:39:40.924
Plus, he's not even in the country, so...

904
00:39:40.924 --> 00:39:42.218
Ooh!

905
00:39:42.970 --> 00:39:45.224
- Ooh! [laughs, mumbles]
- What? What?

906
00:39:45.224 --> 00:39:46.309
- Come on.
- Where?

907
00:39:46.309 --> 00:39:48.021
- Come on!
- Oh. O-Okay.

908
00:39:48.021 --> 00:39:50.025
- Yas, Yas.
- [Yas whoops]

909
00:39:50.025 --> 00:39:52.154
- Chill.
- Hurry up!

910
00:39:53.323 --> 00:39:55.202
And you're definitely sure he's away?

911
00:39:59.127 --> 00:40:01.089
- Who's the girl?
- She was his life coach.

912
00:40:01.089 --> 00:40:02.884
Apparently, she opened his mind.

913
00:40:02.884 --> 00:40:04.429
And then her legs.

914
00:40:04.429 --> 00:40:06.684
She's got some dumb name,
like Tabby or something.

915
00:40:06.684 --> 00:40:09.982
That's a pretty dumb name, isn't it?
Or maybe not for a cat, but...

916
00:40:12.361 --> 00:40:13.614
- What?
- No, nothing.

917
00:40:13.614 --> 00:40:15.451
I'm just saying it's a dumb name,
that's all.

918
00:40:18.541 --> 00:40:20.962
How come you still got a key
to Jules's place anyway?

919
00:40:20.962 --> 00:40:23.926
I still got the key
to my year-eight locker on here, okay?

920
00:40:25.805 --> 00:40:27.768
- [sighs]
- [siren wailing in distance]

921
00:40:27.768 --> 00:40:29.813
Damn. He must've changed the locks.

922
00:40:30.314 --> 00:40:31.525
Like I'm gonna break in.

923
00:40:32.944 --> 00:40:34.740
- Fiona and Steve!
- Huh?

924
00:40:34.740 --> 00:40:36.702
My parents' next-door neighbours.

925
00:40:36.702 --> 00:40:38.956
They always have a key
in case of emergencies. Oh.

926
00:40:38.956 --> 00:40:41.127
Someone must have a key for Jules's gaff.

927
00:40:44.425 --> 00:40:45.929
[Dom stammers]

928
00:40:45.929 --> 00:40:47.306
Come on. Are you coming? Come on!

929
00:40:47.306 --> 00:40:48.643
- [chuckles] Yes.
- [chuckles]

930
00:40:48.643 --> 00:40:49.728
Jules's mums.

931
00:40:49.728 --> 00:40:52.901
Like, "mums", plural. Janet and Tanice.

932
00:40:52.901 --> 00:40:54.696
Are you sure you're down for this?

933
00:40:54.696 --> 00:40:55.782
Yeah.

934
00:40:55.782 --> 00:40:57.409
Mums love me. Trust.

935
00:41:00.542 --> 00:41:03.338
Okay, well, just chill and keep
them chattin', and I'll look for the key.

936
00:41:03.338 --> 00:41:04.382
- What?
- [doorbell rings]

937
00:41:04.382 --> 00:41:05.677
I thought you were gonna ask for it.

938
00:41:05.677 --> 00:41:06.971
I can't walk up and demand the key.

939
00:41:06.971 --> 00:41:08.641
- We're gonna have to chat to them--
- About what?

940
00:41:08.641 --> 00:41:09.893
- I don't know.
- [door opens]

941
00:41:09.893 --> 00:41:10.979
- Hi, Auntie.
- [chuckles]

942
00:41:11.647 --> 00:41:14.862
[squeals] You're joking me. Yas!

943
00:41:14.862 --> 00:41:17.366
- [chuckles]
- [Janet] Tanice, look who's here!

944
00:41:17.366 --> 00:41:19.997
You are a sight for sore eyes.

945
00:41:19.997 --> 00:41:21.542
- Girl! [squeals]
- Come here!

946
00:41:21.542 --> 00:41:23.086
- [squealing and laughing]
- [Yas] Oh!

947
00:41:23.086 --> 00:41:26.134
We were coming back from somewhere,
and I desperately needed a loo.

948
00:41:26.134 --> 00:41:27.971
And then I realised
I was right by your place, so...

949
00:41:27.971 --> 00:41:30.392
Oh, say no more.
Come in and do your business.

950
00:41:30.392 --> 00:41:32.856
- And you're gonna stay for a drink.
- Who's that, then?

951
00:41:32.856 --> 00:41:34.693
Oh, this is my friend Dom.

952
00:41:35.194 --> 00:41:36.404
Room for one more? [chuckles]

953
00:41:36.404 --> 00:41:37.616
Mmm.

954
00:41:38.325 --> 00:41:41.039
You remember where it is,
and make sure you use the good soap.

955
00:41:41.039 --> 00:41:42.792
- [Yas] Yes. [laughs]
- [both laugh]

956
00:41:44.045 --> 00:41:45.047
Come, boy.

957
00:41:45.047 --> 00:41:47.218
["You Will Never Find
Another Love Like Mine" playing on stereo]

958
00:41:47.218 --> 00:41:49.973
<i>You'll never find ♪</i>

959
00:41:52.311 --> 00:41:54.065
<i>As long as you live ♪</i>

960
00:41:54.065 --> 00:41:55.400
[party guests chattering]

961
00:41:57.154 --> 00:42:00.077
<i>Someone who loves you ♪</i>

962
00:42:01.120 --> 00:42:02.122
What's happening, everyone?

963
00:42:02.122 --> 00:42:03.416
<i>Tender like I do ♪</i>

964
00:42:03.416 --> 00:42:04.795
Help yourself.

965
00:42:04.795 --> 00:42:06.172
But not the Wray & Nephews.

966
00:42:06.172 --> 00:42:08.553
Oh, that's okay.
I'm not really a big drinker.

967
00:42:09.303 --> 00:42:10.430
Tyrese, come here, lovey.

968
00:42:11.057 --> 00:42:12.519
Dominoes. Sick.

969
00:42:13.144 --> 00:42:14.565
[child laughing]

970
00:42:14.565 --> 00:42:15.900
Oh, I'll leave you to it.

971
00:42:22.037 --> 00:42:23.331
You're in my seat.

972
00:42:23.833 --> 00:42:25.670
And that was obviously a mistake.

973
00:42:29.051 --> 00:42:31.347
[song continues]

974
00:42:48.924 --> 00:42:49.926
[guest] Hmm.

975
00:42:51.555 --> 00:42:52.599
Oh, no, no, no. Auntie said--

976
00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:54.435
Okay, maybe a bit then. Cheers. [chuckles]

977
00:42:54.435 --> 00:42:55.813
[grunts]

978
00:42:57.441 --> 00:42:58.903
- [grunts]
- You like the tunes?

979
00:42:58.903 --> 00:42:59.988
Oh.

980
00:43:00.573 --> 00:43:02.535
Yeah. Definitely. This is a bop.

981
00:43:04.372 --> 00:43:05.541
Wouldn't think it'd be your ting.

982
00:43:06.125 --> 00:43:10.008
- Oh, no. No, this is specifically my ting.
- [grunts]

983
00:43:10.008 --> 00:43:14.225
Yeah. Like a Sunday morning
in Kingston type vibe.

984
00:43:14.225 --> 00:43:17.941
- [grunts]
- Jamaica. Not upon Thames.

985
00:43:20.445 --> 00:43:21.698
[guest] <i>So, what else you into?</i>

986
00:43:21.698 --> 00:43:25.748
Hip-hop, grime, trap,
bit of Motown after one too many of these.

987
00:43:25.748 --> 00:43:27.961
Hmm. You sound like a man
who knows his music.

988
00:43:27.961 --> 00:43:29.213
[clears throat] Pass your phone.

989
00:43:29.213 --> 00:43:31.134
- Hmm?
- Let's put some of your joints on.

990
00:43:31.134 --> 00:43:32.344
Oh.

991
00:43:32.344 --> 00:43:34.683
- Oh, no, people seem to be en--
- Anyone mind if we change the music?

992
00:43:34.683 --> 00:43:36.018
- No, go ahead.
- No.

993
00:43:36.018 --> 00:43:37.564
Come, come. Come, come, come, come, come.

994
00:43:37.564 --> 00:43:39.150
I don't think my phone's gonna connect
to the Blue--

995
00:43:39.150 --> 00:43:40.235
PIN?

996
00:43:41.028 --> 00:43:42.615
Yeah, what is it again? Um.

997
00:43:43.576 --> 00:43:44.578
Two, one, seven, three.

998
00:43:44.578 --> 00:43:46.497
But, listen, uh,
my tastes are pretty eclectic--

999
00:43:46.497 --> 00:43:48.001
Don't worry, I'm gonna put it on shuffle.

1000
00:43:48.001 --> 00:43:49.796
<i>I don't want to run away ♪</i>

1001
00:43:49.796 --> 00:43:54.890
<i>♪ But I can't take it
I don't understand ♪</i>

1002
00:43:54.890 --> 00:43:58.981
Oh. Obviously, this doesn't really have
a-- a party feel, so...

1003
00:43:58.981 --> 00:44:00.317
["The Rose" playing]

1004
00:44:00.317 --> 00:44:03.657
<i>Some say love, it is a river ♪</i>

1005
00:44:03.657 --> 00:44:04.910
Sorry.

1006
00:44:06.370 --> 00:44:08.584
I listened to this one playlist
a lot after...

1007
00:44:08.584 --> 00:44:09.544
<i>That drowns ♪</i>

1008
00:44:09.544 --> 00:44:11.088
Try it one more time.

1009
00:44:11.088 --> 00:44:12.049
<i>The tender... ♪</i>

1010
00:44:12.049 --> 00:44:13.594
["Sign Your Name" playing]

1011
00:44:13.594 --> 00:44:14.679
It's ridiculous.

1012
00:44:15.806 --> 00:44:16.809
Let it play.

1013
00:44:19.396 --> 00:44:23.321
<i>Fortunately you have found ♪</i>

1014
00:44:23.321 --> 00:44:27.956
<i>Someone who relies on you ♪</i>

1015
00:44:27.956 --> 00:44:32.256
<i>We started out as friends ♪</i>

1016
00:44:34.719 --> 00:44:38.644
<i>Sign your name across my heart ♪</i>

1017
00:44:38.644 --> 00:44:43.236
<i>I want you to be my baby ♪</i>

1018
00:44:43.236 --> 00:44:47.494
<i>Sign your name across my heart ♪</i>

1019
00:44:47.494 --> 00:44:52.045
<i>I want you to be my lady ♪</i>

1020
00:44:53.924 --> 00:44:55.135
[guest 2] Oh, okay.

1021
00:44:56.763 --> 00:44:58.934
[song continues]

1022
00:44:58.934 --> 00:45:00.605
[guest 3]
Do you want another piece of chicken?

1023
00:45:00.605 --> 00:45:01.690
[guest 4] Yeah.

1024
00:45:04.738 --> 00:45:07.367
[guests laughing, chattering]

1025
00:45:10.165 --> 00:45:13.922
So, Peter. My guy. [chuckles]

1026
00:45:13.922 --> 00:45:15.383
Like I was saying a second ago, um,

1027
00:45:15.383 --> 00:45:18.056
we just need to get into Jules's flat
for like a quick minute.

1028
00:45:19.350 --> 00:45:23.567
To, uh, liberate Yas's vinyl? [grunts]

1029
00:45:25.153 --> 00:45:26.322
- Yeah.
- Hmm.

1030
00:45:26.322 --> 00:45:27.867
See? [clicks tongue] You get it.

1031
00:45:27.867 --> 00:45:29.244
You're old school.

1032
00:45:29.746 --> 00:45:30.748
[sighs]

1033
00:45:31.374 --> 00:45:33.211
- Old.
- Good old.

1034
00:45:34.046 --> 00:45:35.048
You know what?

1035
00:45:36.927 --> 00:45:42.855
I think I remember Tanice mentioning
somewhere special they keep valuables

1036
00:45:42.855 --> 00:45:46.153
and keys and such. Huh? [laughs]

1037
00:45:48.617 --> 00:45:50.955
[laughing]

1038
00:45:50.955 --> 00:45:53.459
- [glasses clink]
- [both laugh]

1039
00:45:55.171 --> 00:45:56.424
[grunts]

1040
00:45:56.424 --> 00:45:59.681
- That marga boy you brought round...
- [Yas] Oh, here you go again, Auntie.

1041
00:45:59.681 --> 00:46:01.768
[Janet] He ain't your type, baby.

1042
00:46:02.770 --> 00:46:03.772
Nah, he ain't.

1043
00:46:06.235 --> 00:46:07.487
[chuckles]

1044
00:46:14.126 --> 00:46:16.005
- Give us a hand.
- Oh, don't-- don't worry.

1045
00:46:16.005 --> 00:46:18.259
- I'll take it in for you.
- Oh. Aw.

1046
00:46:19.303 --> 00:46:20.472
- Let's go.
- Okay.

1047
00:46:27.235 --> 00:46:28.362
The fuck am I doin'?

1048
00:46:31.870 --> 00:46:33.372
[sighs]

1049
00:46:34.709 --> 00:46:37.882
[Tanice] There must be some way
you and Jules can work things out.

1050
00:46:37.882 --> 00:46:39.803
[Yas] It's never gonna happen, Aunties.

1051
00:46:39.803 --> 00:46:41.515
- I'm sorry.
- [Tanice] Oh. But why?

1052
00:46:41.515 --> 00:46:44.269
- [Janet] But you were so good together.
- [Tanice] Go on. Yeah.

1053
00:46:44.269 --> 00:46:47.610
Oh, I see.
So you've set your sights elsewhere.

1054
00:46:47.610 --> 00:46:50.406
[Yas chuckles] You guys are funny.
I've known him for, like, a day.

1055
00:46:50.406 --> 00:46:52.954
The only reason we're hanging out
is because I heard him cryin',

1056
00:46:52.954 --> 00:46:54.456
and I felt sorry for him. That's it.

1057
00:46:54.456 --> 00:46:55.543
What?

1058
00:46:56.168 --> 00:46:58.130
[Tanice] I really think you should.

1059
00:46:58.799 --> 00:47:01.011
- What the hell do you think you're doing?
- Uh, no, I wasn't--

1060
00:47:01.011 --> 00:47:02.598
Um-- It--

1061
00:47:02.598 --> 00:47:04.226
- Tanice.
- I totally get how this must--

1062
00:47:04.226 --> 00:47:05.938
- [Tanice] Yes, babes.
- Uh, but... [sighs]

1063
00:47:05.938 --> 00:47:08.359
- Peter said-- but, nah-- Auntie.
- [Tanice] What's going on, babes?

1064
00:47:08.359 --> 00:47:10.739
[Janet] I caught this boy
going through your knicker drawer.

1065
00:47:10.739 --> 00:47:15.833
What? See, I knew there was something off
about you, ya little perv.

1066
00:47:15.833 --> 00:47:18.296
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That is not what I was doing at all.

1067
00:47:18.296 --> 00:47:19.716
See, I was trying to find the key.

1068
00:47:19.716 --> 00:47:21.135
What key?

1069
00:47:21.845 --> 00:47:23.306
[gasps]

1070
00:47:23.306 --> 00:47:25.101
What have you done?

1071
00:47:28.232 --> 00:47:29.777
Wow, so that got...

1072
00:47:29.777 --> 00:47:31.322
- Real.
- Yeah.

1073
00:47:31.990 --> 00:47:33.619
Sorry.

1074
00:47:33.619 --> 00:47:34.829
No, it's-- it's cool.

1075
00:47:34.829 --> 00:47:37.627
It actually was my fault. I was trying
to steal some of Tanice's pants.

1076
00:47:37.627 --> 00:47:39.505
I knew it. [chuckles]

1077
00:47:41.091 --> 00:47:42.762
[sighs] We were so close.

1078
00:47:42.762 --> 00:47:44.724
Like, so close.

1079
00:47:44.724 --> 00:47:48.105
- I really thought we were gonna--
- All right, I heard you, okay?

1080
00:47:48.105 --> 00:47:49.107
Hmm?

1081
00:47:49.107 --> 00:47:51.445
[Dom] When I was upstairs,
I heard you chattin'.

1082
00:47:51.445 --> 00:47:54.076
That was you in the toilet
back at Nathan's thing?

1083
00:47:54.744 --> 00:47:57.415
And that's why we're hanging out today,
'cause you felt sorry for me.

1084
00:47:57.415 --> 00:47:58.543
No.

1085
00:47:59.211 --> 00:48:00.213
Uh, kind of.

1086
00:48:00.213 --> 00:48:01.382
That makes so much sense.

1087
00:48:01.382 --> 00:48:03.135
[Yas] But that wasn't the only reason.

1088
00:48:04.514 --> 00:48:07.561
I had an interview this afternoon

1089
00:48:07.561 --> 00:48:10.818
for a job doing costume
on a low-budget film.

1090
00:48:12.278 --> 00:48:13.949
I didn't know whether I wanted to go.

1091
00:48:14.534 --> 00:48:16.203
And then they called me to push it back,

1092
00:48:16.203 --> 00:48:18.290
and we were having such a nice time,
so I thought--

1093
00:48:18.290 --> 00:48:19.711
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1094
00:48:19.711 --> 00:48:21.130
Why wouldn't you wanna go?

1095
00:48:21.631 --> 00:48:23.301
A film? That's amazing.

1096
00:48:23.969 --> 00:48:28.562
Well, this would be my fifth interview
since I finished my course.

1097
00:48:29.438 --> 00:48:31.483
I guess I wasn't really in the mood
for another no.

1098
00:48:31.483 --> 00:48:33.154
Well, it might've been a yes.

1099
00:48:33.655 --> 00:48:34.824
Maybe.

1100
00:48:38.122 --> 00:48:41.211
So, are we cool? With the whole...

1101
00:48:41.211 --> 00:48:43.007
Crying thing?

1102
00:48:45.971 --> 00:48:47.057
Hey, listen, if I, um--

1103
00:48:47.057 --> 00:48:52.108
If I get your number,
maybe we can chill again sometime or...

1104
00:48:52.108 --> 00:48:53.235
Definitely.

1105
00:48:55.448 --> 00:48:56.659
Next time, Laser Quest though.

1106
00:48:56.659 --> 00:48:59.331
Oh, you didn't enjoy kicking it
at my ex's mums' gaff, no?

1107
00:49:02.420 --> 00:49:03.507
Oh.

1108
00:49:09.769 --> 00:49:11.648
- I'm gonna call an Uber.
- Think I'll get the tube. Um...

1109
00:49:11.648 --> 00:49:13.275
- Cool.
- Yeah.

1110
00:49:15.321 --> 00:49:16.490
[Dom chuckles]

1111
00:49:18.829 --> 00:49:20.289
[Yas chuckles]

1112
00:49:26.468 --> 00:49:28.347
- Hi.
- [Dom] Hi.

1113
00:49:36.280 --> 00:49:39.494
[Tanice] Yas. I just had a thought.

1114
00:49:39.494 --> 00:49:44.212
That idiot Mona feeds Jules's succulents,
so she's gotta have a key.

1115
00:49:44.881 --> 00:49:47.469
You fancy borrowing the beast?

1116
00:49:50.474 --> 00:49:53.773
["Vossi Bop" playing]

1117
00:49:53.773 --> 00:49:55.318
You all right back there?

1118
00:49:57.447 --> 00:49:58.909
Loving it.

1119
00:50:00.328 --> 00:50:04.795
So, this Mona who may have a key,
they run the karaoke night?

1120
00:50:04.795 --> 00:50:06.298
Yeah.

1121
00:50:06.298 --> 00:50:11.058
And just a heads up,
Mona can be a little bit... extra.

1122
00:50:14.231 --> 00:50:16.318
<i>♪ Fuck the government
And fuck Boris, yeah ♪</i>

1123
00:50:16.318 --> 00:50:18.782
<i>♪ I'm a villain
Killin' when I'm barrin' ♪</i>

1124
00:50:18.782 --> 00:50:21.245
<i>♪ Brothers in the hood
Just like the movie that I star in ♪</i>

1125
00:50:21.245 --> 00:50:23.583
<i>♪ Servicin' my whip
I phoned the boss to bring my car in ♪</i>

1126
00:50:23.583 --> 00:50:26.296
<i>♪ I could probably take your chick
But I just wouldn't 'cause she's jarrin' ♪</i>

1127
00:50:26.296 --> 00:50:27.800
<i>Oh, I got the sauce ♪</i>

1128
00:50:27.800 --> 00:50:29.302
<i>Don't know what you thought ♪</i>

1129
00:50:29.302 --> 00:50:32.016
<i>♪ Catch me up in the snow
In my sliders and my shorts ♪</i>

1130
00:50:32.016 --> 00:50:33.477
<i>Chicks tryna get my brother Flipz... ♪</i>

1131
00:50:33.477 --> 00:50:35.524
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- I know the person who runs it.

1132
00:50:35.524 --> 00:50:36.818
Mona! Yo, Mona!

1133
00:50:36.818 --> 00:50:39.532
Uh, Dean, can you bounce this girl,
please? She's mad.

1134
00:50:39.532 --> 00:50:41.285
- What?
- Yeah, sure.

1135
00:50:41.285 --> 00:50:43.247
Joke, joke, joke, joke, jokes. Let her in.

1136
00:50:43.247 --> 00:50:45.961
[karaoke rapper] <i>♪ Brothers in the hood
Just like the movie that I star in ♪</i>

1137
00:50:45.961 --> 00:50:48.215
<i>♪ Servicin' them whip
And get my boss to bring my car in ♪</i>

1138
00:50:48.215 --> 00:50:49.301
- Hey.
- Hey.

1139
00:50:49.301 --> 00:50:51.179
<i>♪ But I just wouldn't
'Cause she's jarrin' ♪</i>

1140
00:50:51.179 --> 00:50:52.850
<i>Oh, I've got the sauce ♪</i>

1141
00:50:52.850 --> 00:50:54.770
- I don't know about that.
- [Yas] We'll be in and out.

1142
00:50:54.770 --> 00:50:56.774
He won't even know we were there.
So speedy.

1143
00:50:56.774 --> 00:50:58.737
Yeah, and then what happens
if you can't help yourself,

1144
00:50:58.737 --> 00:51:00.239
and you end up doing something stupid,

1145
00:51:00.239 --> 00:51:03.245
like cutting all the crotches out
of his jeans or taking a shit in his sink?

1146
00:51:03.245 --> 00:51:04.456
[laughs]

1147
00:51:04.456 --> 00:51:06.168
Why would I do anything like that?

1148
00:51:06.168 --> 00:51:08.047
- [chuckles]
- [Yas sighs]

1149
00:51:09.132 --> 00:51:10.217
[Mona] Right, here's the thing.

1150
00:51:10.217 --> 00:51:12.931
I'm just struggling to understand
what it is that I'm gonna get out of it.

1151
00:51:12.931 --> 00:51:14.518
How about the chance
to do the right thing?

1152
00:51:14.518 --> 00:51:16.355
All right,
it's not the fucking Avengers, darling.

1153
00:51:16.355 --> 00:51:18.317
- What do you want?
- [Mona] That's on you, Yasmine.

1154
00:51:18.317 --> 00:51:21.239
But be creative, yeah?
Because I'm so unbelievably bored.

1155
00:51:21.239 --> 00:51:23.787
I'm stuck here with these posers,
dying of inertia,

1156
00:51:23.787 --> 00:51:25.874
while you two get to run around
and shit in people's sinks.

1157
00:51:25.874 --> 00:51:29.674
What entertainment are you providing Mona
in exchange for this favour?

1158
00:51:29.674 --> 00:51:30.842
[crowd booing]

1159
00:51:30.842 --> 00:51:33.097
Damn, this is some gladiator shit tonight.

1160
00:51:35.852 --> 00:51:38.357
- No. No.
- Do you want those keys or not?

1161
00:51:39.401 --> 00:51:41.989
[sing-songy] Oh, my days,
this is gonna be amazing!

1162
00:51:41.989 --> 00:51:44.244
Okay. Say stop.

1163
00:51:44.244 --> 00:51:45.580
Stop.

1164
00:51:50.047 --> 00:51:51.049
Oh!

1165
00:51:51.049 --> 00:51:52.928
Fine. We can do that.

1166
00:51:54.557 --> 00:51:55.642
"We"?

1167
00:51:55.642 --> 00:52:01.529
[emcee] Okay, our next victim.
By special request, we got Yas and Dom.

1168
00:52:01.529 --> 00:52:02.865
Where you kids at?

1169
00:52:02.865 --> 00:52:04.535
[crowd chattering]

1170
00:52:04.535 --> 00:52:07.039
[mic feedback]

1171
00:52:07.039 --> 00:52:08.751
Just one second.

1172
00:52:09.920 --> 00:52:11.716
- What's going on?
- I can't do this.

1173
00:52:11.716 --> 00:52:12.926
- Yes, you can.
- No, no, no.

1174
00:52:12.926 --> 00:52:14.847
You're the girl
who gives strangers compliments in shops.

1175
00:52:14.847 --> 00:52:17.895
I'm also the girl that ducked out of a job
interview today 'cause she was too scared.

1176
00:52:17.895 --> 00:52:19.982
I thought it was 'cause
we were having a nice time.

1177
00:52:19.982 --> 00:52:21.736
Yeah, don't worry. We got all night.

1178
00:52:21.736 --> 00:52:23.030
Honestly, Dom, this is crazy.

1179
00:52:23.030 --> 00:52:26.161
Just fuck the keys, fuck the record.
Jules can keep it. Let's just go.

1180
00:52:26.161 --> 00:52:27.831
Don't worry. I got this.

1181
00:52:27.831 --> 00:52:29.585
["Shoop" playing]

1182
00:52:29.585 --> 00:52:32.549
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

1183
00:52:39.688 --> 00:52:42.653
<i>Hey, how's it goin'? ♪</i>

1184
00:52:42.653 --> 00:52:43.947
[crowd member 1] I'm great.

1185
00:52:43.947 --> 00:52:48.038
<i>♪ No, not you
You, the bow-legged one ♪</i>

1186
00:52:48.038 --> 00:52:50.125
- Mmm.
- [crowd laughing, booing]

1187
00:52:50.125 --> 00:52:51.378
[Dom]  <i>What's your name? ♪</i>

1188
00:52:51.378 --> 00:52:53.090
[crowd member 2]
Get off, mate. You're rubbish.

1189
00:52:53.090 --> 00:52:54.342
<i>Damn, baby ♪</i>

1190
00:52:54.342 --> 00:52:55.595
[crowd member 3] Get out.

1191
00:52:55.595 --> 00:52:58.225
-  <i>That's sexy ♪</i>
- [crowd booing]

1192
00:52:58.225 --> 00:53:00.730
<i>♪ Here I go, here I go
Here I go again ♪</i>

1193
00:53:00.730 --> 00:53:02.776
-  <i>Girls, what's my weakness? ♪</i>
- [crowd member 4]  <i>Men ♪</i>

1194
00:53:02.776 --> 00:53:05.866
<i>♪ Okay, then, chillin', chillin'
Mindin' my business ♪</i>

1195
00:53:05.866 --> 00:53:08.203
<i>♪ Yo, Salt, I looked around
And I couldn't believe this ♪</i>

1196
00:53:08.203 --> 00:53:10.625
<i>♪ I swear, I stared
My niece my witness ♪</i>

1197
00:53:10.625 --> 00:53:13.171
- [stammers]  <i>I, um... ♪</i>
- [crowd jeering]

1198
00:53:13.171 --> 00:53:15.677
<i>♪ Wicked, wicked
Had to kick-- ♪</i>

1199
00:53:15.677 --> 00:53:17.848
- [crowd booing]
- Sorry, um...

1200
00:53:17.848 --> 00:53:20.770
<i>♪ Then I flipped for a tip
Make me wanna do tricks for him ♪</i>

1201
00:53:20.770 --> 00:53:23.442
<i>♪ Licked him
Like a lollipop should be licked ♪</i>

1202
00:53:23.442 --> 00:53:25.780
<i>♪ Came to my senses
And I chilled for a bit ♪</i>

1203
00:53:25.780 --> 00:53:28.076
<i>♪ Don't know how you do
The voodoo that you do ♪</i>

1204
00:53:28.076 --> 00:53:31.374
<i>♪ So well it's a spell, hell
Makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop ♪</i>

1205
00:53:31.374 --> 00:53:33.880
-  <i>Shoop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop ♪</i>
- [crowd member] Whoo! Yeah!

1206
00:53:33.880 --> 00:53:35.884
-  <i>Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop ♪</i>
- [cheering]

1207
00:53:35.884 --> 00:53:38.681
<i>♪ Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ♪</i>

1208
00:53:38.681 --> 00:53:40.100
<i>♪ Shoop ba-doop
Um ♪</i>

1209
00:53:40.100 --> 00:53:42.731
<i>♪ You're packed and you're stacked
Specifically in the back ♪</i>

1210
00:53:42.731 --> 00:53:45.528
<i>♪ Brother, wanna thank your mother
For a butt like that ♪</i>

1211
00:53:45.528 --> 00:53:47.866
<i>♪ Can I get some fries
With that shake-shake booty? ♪</i>

1212
00:53:47.866 --> 00:53:50.162
<i>♪ If looks can kill
You would be an Uzi ♪</i>

1213
00:53:50.162 --> 00:53:51.707
<i>You're a shotgun, bang! ♪</i>

1214
00:53:51.707 --> 00:53:53.251
<i>What's up with that thang? ♪</i>

1215
00:53:53.251 --> 00:53:55.214
-  <i>I wanna know, how does it hang? ♪</i>
- [crowd cheering]

1216
00:53:55.214 --> 00:53:58.053
<i>♪ Straight up, wait up
Hold up, Mr Lover ♪</i>

1217
00:53:58.053 --> 00:54:00.140
<i>♪ Like Prince said
You're a sexy motha-- ♪</i>

1218
00:54:00.140 --> 00:54:03.480
<i>♪ Well, I like 'em real wild
B-boy style by the mile ♪</i>

1219
00:54:03.480 --> 00:54:05.610
<i>♪ Smooth Black skin
With a smile ♪</i>

1220
00:54:05.610 --> 00:54:07.823
<i>♪ Bright as the sun
I wanna have some fun ♪</i>

1221
00:54:07.823 --> 00:54:09.868
<i>♪ Come and give me some of that yum-yum
Chocolate-- ♪</i>

1222
00:54:09.868 --> 00:54:13.291
- Were we just 110% fucking lit?
- I can't believe you just did that.

1223
00:54:13.291 --> 00:54:16.047
Hey, you're the one who just came on
and absolutely smashed it.

1224
00:54:19.722 --> 00:54:20.807
Uh...

1225
00:54:23.145 --> 00:54:26.694
Uh, I was trying to kiss you on the cheek,
and I missed--

1226
00:54:26.694 --> 00:54:28.196
- Were you?
- Yes.

1227
00:54:29.783 --> 00:54:30.869
Sorry.

1228
00:54:47.944 --> 00:54:49.447
[knocks on door]

1229
00:54:49.447 --> 00:54:51.660
- [Dean] You can't be in there together.
- [knocks continue]

1230
00:54:52.788 --> 00:54:55.668
Whoo!

1231
00:54:55.668 --> 00:54:57.213
[horn honks]

1232
00:54:57.213 --> 00:54:59.718
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

1233
00:54:59.718 --> 00:55:01.304
What are you doing?

1234
00:55:01.806 --> 00:55:03.475
I got over-excited.

1235
00:55:11.407 --> 00:55:12.409
Who is that?

1236
00:55:12.409 --> 00:55:14.288
I don't know.

1237
00:55:14.288 --> 00:55:16.000
Why is he following us?

1238
00:55:16.585 --> 00:55:18.171
- Go faster!
- [screams]

1239
00:55:25.310 --> 00:55:27.899
- [vocalises]
- Oh, shit!

1240
00:55:27.899 --> 00:55:30.195
- I told you. He ain't here.
- [sighs]

1241
00:55:30.195 --> 00:55:34.203
Hey, hey. You gonna get the record or...

1242
00:55:34.203 --> 00:55:35.748
I gotta wee.

1243
00:55:35.748 --> 00:55:39.130
Okay, but just don't touch anything,
yeah? Fingerprints.

1244
00:55:43.764 --> 00:55:46.394
- Okay. [laughs]
- [laughs]

1245
00:55:48.816 --> 00:55:51.697
[door opens, closes]

1246
00:55:52.782 --> 00:55:54.703
<i>♪ Da-doop
Shoop ba-doop ♪</i>

1247
00:55:54.703 --> 00:55:56.624
<i>Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-- ♪</i>

1248
00:56:03.053 --> 00:56:05.390
- [sniffs, exhales deeply]
- [door closes]

1249
00:56:05.390 --> 00:56:07.019
That's how I imagine Obama smells.

1250
00:56:08.898 --> 00:56:10.317
Is that cedar-wood?

1251
00:56:11.277 --> 00:56:12.279
What is that?

1252
00:56:12.279 --> 00:56:13.448
A Mooncup.

1253
00:56:13.448 --> 00:56:15.745
- Probably Tabby's.
- Yeah, I guessed that.

1254
00:56:16.580 --> 00:56:19.001
Jules used to make me hide my tampons
in my make-up bag.

1255
00:56:19.962 --> 00:56:21.966
He has a thing. He says
it puts him off brushing his teeth.

1256
00:56:21.966 --> 00:56:23.301
That is wild!

1257
00:56:23.301 --> 00:56:26.432
Yeah, but apparently Tabby's just welcome
to leave her shit on display!

1258
00:56:26.432 --> 00:56:28.729
[grunts] I need a drink.
You wanna a drink? I want a drink.

1259
00:56:28.729 --> 00:56:30.399
Yas. Yas? Yas!

1260
00:56:30.399 --> 00:56:31.819
Hey! Listen, we probably shouldn't--

1261
00:56:31.819 --> 00:56:35.994
Oh! That is a sexy V60.

1262
00:56:45.345 --> 00:56:48.268
I get it. You got a boner over his gaff.
It's nice. It's cute.

1263
00:56:48.811 --> 00:56:50.857
Yas? Yas, where you going now? Just--

1264
00:56:50.857 --> 00:56:53.069
I just need to check something. One sec.

1265
00:56:53.654 --> 00:56:54.865
[footsteps departing]

1266
00:56:54.865 --> 00:56:55.783
[gasps]

1267
00:56:55.783 --> 00:56:58.288
- How is that even a sculpture?
- [clattering]

1268
00:56:58.288 --> 00:57:00.960
- I knew it. She's fucking moved in.
- So?

1269
00:57:00.960 --> 00:57:02.630
Three months they've been together.

1270
00:57:02.630 --> 00:57:06.095
And look.
All of her underwear looks like this.

1271
00:57:06.972 --> 00:57:08.726
Seriously, you'd have to sew
15 of these together

1272
00:57:08.726 --> 00:57:10.187
to get the pants I'm wearing right now.

1273
00:57:10.187 --> 00:57:11.648
- Why do you care?
- I don't.

1274
00:57:11.648 --> 00:57:14.821
If she wants to be plagued by yeast
infections, it's none of my business.

1275
00:57:14.821 --> 00:57:15.907
[keys jingling]

1276
00:57:15.907 --> 00:57:17.994
- Shit! Come on. [claps]
- [door opening]

1277
00:57:17.994 --> 00:57:19.706
- This way, this way.
- Fuck.

1278
00:57:20.499 --> 00:57:23.338
Nepalese or Peruvian?

1279
00:57:23.338 --> 00:57:25.927
[Tabby] Ah, I could murder
a seviche right now.

1280
00:57:26.929 --> 00:57:27.931
- Hon?
- Mmm?

1281
00:57:27.931 --> 00:57:29.643
Did you leave the lights on?

1282
00:57:29.643 --> 00:57:32.147
[sighs] Must have been Mona.

1283
00:57:35.655 --> 00:57:36.782
Oh.

1284
00:57:38.326 --> 00:57:39.704
Ugh.

1285
00:57:40.497 --> 00:57:43.378
[Jules] Uh, what the fuck is in my rice?

1286
00:57:43.378 --> 00:57:45.423
Is that my Mooncup?

1287
00:57:45.423 --> 00:57:48.138
Ugh, okay.
I do not get Mona's sense of humour.

1288
00:57:48.639 --> 00:57:50.433
[bottle rattles]

1289
00:57:51.018 --> 00:57:52.146
[whispers] Someone's here.

1290
00:57:54.316 --> 00:57:55.862
- Get your rape spray.
- They made me chuck it.

1291
00:57:55.862 --> 00:57:57.239
It was over a hundred mils!

1292
00:57:58.366 --> 00:58:00.872
- The fuck I'm gonna do with that? Fuck.
- Well, I don't know.

1293
00:58:04.253 --> 00:58:05.255
[deeper voice] Yo!

1294
00:58:06.340 --> 00:58:10.348
Don't let me catch you up in this crib,
'cause I'll straight up end you.

1295
00:58:10.348 --> 00:58:12.812
- You get me?
- You should try and sound more scary.

1296
00:58:12.812 --> 00:58:14.481
[normal]
What do you think I'm trying to do?

1297
00:58:14.983 --> 00:58:16.737
- Shh.
- Oh, God.

1298
00:58:20.243 --> 00:58:22.624
Surprise.

1299
00:58:23.166 --> 00:58:24.376
Yas?

1300
00:58:25.212 --> 00:58:27.216
- Hey.
- Wow!

1301
00:58:28.384 --> 00:58:30.681
[Tabby] As in your ex, Yas?

1302
00:58:31.182 --> 00:58:32.392
What is she doing here, Julian?

1303
00:58:32.392 --> 00:58:36.568
Puttin' Mooncups in my rice
and stealing your thongs apparently.

1304
00:58:36.568 --> 00:58:38.488
I wasn't stealing it.
I was actually just trying it.

1305
00:58:38.488 --> 00:58:40.868
- [Tabby] Well, now you've stretched them.
- [mouthing words] My bad.

1306
00:58:40.868 --> 00:58:44.500
I have to give it to you, man.
You are tenacious in your madness.

1307
00:58:45.126 --> 00:58:47.256
I change the locks,
and you still find a way to break in

1308
00:58:47.256 --> 00:58:48.717
and bring your drama into our flat?

1309
00:58:48.717 --> 00:58:49.970
Our flat now, is it?

1310
00:58:49.970 --> 00:58:53.644
Yes, actually, this is our safe space
which you've literally invaded.

1311
00:58:54.186 --> 00:58:56.274
Hello. Hi. Hello.

1312
00:58:56.274 --> 00:58:59.572
Sorry, this is all
a massive misunderstanding.

1313
00:58:59.572 --> 00:59:01.702
We didn't break in.
We got the key from Mona.

1314
00:59:01.702 --> 00:59:03.664
And we only came to get Yas's album.

1315
00:59:03.664 --> 00:59:05.500
- <i>The Low End Theory</i>?
- Never heard of it.

1316
00:59:05.500 --> 00:59:07.714
Yeah, they probably don't play it
on basic bitch F.M.

1317
00:59:07.714 --> 00:59:10.135
Oh, wow.
Okay, that was really uncalled for.

1318
00:59:10.636 --> 00:59:13.767
Babe, are you gonna call the police?
Because I'm done with this toxic energy.

1319
00:59:13.767 --> 00:59:15.186
[Dom] No, no, no, no, no, no. Listen.

1320
00:59:15.186 --> 00:59:17.650
The-- The record has sentimental value.

1321
00:59:17.650 --> 00:59:19.445
If we can just grab it, we'll bounce.

1322
00:59:19.445 --> 00:59:23.912
Listen, you seem like a nice guy,
so let me give you some free advice.

1323
00:59:25.081 --> 00:59:26.877
- Run.
- [scoffs]

1324
00:59:26.877 --> 00:59:29.214
[Jules] 'Cause she will ruin your life,
trust me.

1325
00:59:29.214 --> 00:59:30.300
That's unnecessary, man.

1326
00:59:30.300 --> 00:59:33.974
No. That girl is a human quagmire.

1327
00:59:33.974 --> 00:59:35.060
That's a bog.

1328
00:59:35.060 --> 00:59:37.105
- People know what a quagmire is, babe.
- Yeah, no. I know.

1329
00:59:37.105 --> 00:59:39.151
- But they might not understand your arty--
- Can I finish?

1330
00:59:40.863 --> 00:59:44.411
She will drag you down
into all her petty shit

1331
00:59:44.411 --> 00:59:45.873
till you're struggling to breathe.

1332
00:59:47.167 --> 00:59:48.378
My petty shit?

1333
00:59:49.046 --> 00:59:50.883
When we were together,
everything was about you.

1334
00:59:50.883 --> 00:59:53.304
How many gallery openings did I go to?

1335
00:59:53.304 --> 00:59:55.016
Or dead poetry nights, smiling along

1336
00:59:55.016 --> 00:59:57.563
as you and your artist mates talked about
how underappreciated you were.

1337
00:59:57.563 --> 00:59:59.316
You wouldn't understand
the creative struggle.

1338
00:59:59.316 --> 01:00:01.028
[chuckles] Okay, fine.

1339
01:00:01.028 --> 01:00:04.577
[Jules] You know, she thought she was
gonna be a big-time costume designer.

1340
01:00:05.412 --> 01:00:09.336
Used to stay up all night,
doodling away in her little pads.

1341
01:00:10.756 --> 01:00:12.844
How is that going by the way?

1342
01:00:12.844 --> 01:00:15.766
Babe. Babe. He's trying to steal our shit.

1343
01:00:15.766 --> 01:00:18.438
- Little thief.
- [Dom] Oh, come on, man.

1344
01:00:18.438 --> 01:00:20.693
You don't even care about this.
Just let her have it.

1345
01:00:21.193 --> 01:00:23.615
Oh, snap!

1346
01:00:23.615 --> 01:00:27.247
You're properly into her, aren't you?

1347
01:00:28.750 --> 01:00:32.466
Mate, she's already got you
breaking and entering.

1348
01:00:32.466 --> 01:00:34.554
You really think this is gonna end well?

1349
01:00:35.848 --> 01:00:37.434
Not just breaking and entering.

1350
01:00:38.186 --> 01:00:41.108
She had me rapping to a room
full of people earlier

1351
01:00:41.108 --> 01:00:43.780
and racing about town
on the back of a moped.

1352
01:00:43.780 --> 01:00:46.327
- Your mum's moped, actually.
- What?

1353
01:00:46.327 --> 01:00:49.834
They lent it to us after they caught me
sneaking around her underwear drawer.

1354
01:00:49.834 --> 01:00:52.715
Seriously, what is it with you two
and other people's underwear?

1355
01:00:52.715 --> 01:00:54.176
[whispers] Yeah, that is a bit weird.

1356
01:00:57.725 --> 01:01:00.898
In answer to your question,
I don't know how today is gonna end.

1357
01:01:00.898 --> 01:01:04.279
But, as weird as it's been,

1358
01:01:05.073 --> 01:01:09.081
it's also kind of been
one of the greatest days ever, so...

1359
01:01:09.081 --> 01:01:11.335
Even being on the back of the moped?

1360
01:01:11.335 --> 01:01:13.047
No, I hated that.

1361
01:01:14.551 --> 01:01:17.138
[sighs] Aw, that is actually really cute.

1362
01:01:19.811 --> 01:01:20.854
[Jules] Are you done?

1363
01:01:20.854 --> 01:01:23.401
- 'Cause I'd like my property back now.
- It's not yours though, is it?

1364
01:01:23.401 --> 01:01:27.325
- Oh, seriously, don't be confused. Yeah?
- What's the--

1365
01:01:27.325 --> 01:01:30.708
Just 'cause I know how to rock a kimono
doesn't mean I can't fuck you up!

1366
01:01:30.708 --> 01:01:32.795
Hey, hey, hey. Listen.
You don't wanna fight me.

1367
01:01:32.795 --> 01:01:35.843
Your hands are your tools,
and I have a notoriously bony face.

1368
01:01:35.843 --> 01:01:40.018
So, we'll be leaving now, with the record,
but it was lovely to meet you both--

1369
01:01:40.018 --> 01:01:42.397
- [gasps]
- Oh. Oh, my God.

1370
01:01:42.397 --> 01:01:43.984
I posed for that for weeks!

1371
01:01:43.984 --> 01:01:46.405
- Oh. Oh, I am so, so, so--
- [inhales deeply]

1372
01:01:46.405 --> 01:01:48.284
- [grunts] Ah, fuck!
- [Yas] Are you--

1373
01:01:48.284 --> 01:01:49.996
What are you doing? Why did you do that?

1374
01:01:49.996 --> 01:01:51.332
- [Dom] Whoa!
- Stay away from my man!

1375
01:01:51.332 --> 01:01:53.502
- I don't want your--
- No! No!

1376
01:01:54.171 --> 01:01:55.758
- You're a psycho!
- What's your problem?

1377
01:01:55.758 --> 01:01:57.511
Everybody, please watch the fucking art.

1378
01:01:57.511 --> 01:01:59.348
[pants]

1379
01:02:11.038 --> 01:02:15.338
You know, I actually felt guilty
about how it went down between us.

1380
01:02:16.591 --> 01:02:22.520
But now, I know I made the right decision
dumping your arse.

1381
01:02:24.231 --> 01:02:25.400
[scoffs]

1382
01:02:40.556 --> 01:02:42.727
Yas? Yas!

1383
01:02:42.727 --> 01:02:45.064
Wait, I don't understand. He dumped you?

1384
01:02:45.064 --> 01:02:46.150
Yeah.

1385
01:02:46.150 --> 01:02:47.820
- But you told me--
- I know what I told you.

1386
01:02:47.820 --> 01:02:49.949
Come on. You loved that I dashed him.
You said I was iconic.

1387
01:02:49.949 --> 01:02:52.705
- That's what I thought actually happened.
- Me and you had literally just met.

1388
01:02:52.705 --> 01:02:54.625
I didn't think you wanted to hear
my whole sob story.

1389
01:02:54.625 --> 01:02:56.755
- You made me tell you mine.
- It didn't take much persuading.

1390
01:02:56.755 --> 01:02:57.840
No. Sorry. Look.

1391
01:02:57.840 --> 01:03:00.344
You're trying to turn this around
on me for being too truthful?

1392
01:03:02.432 --> 01:03:06.148
Fine. You really wanna hear
all the grimy details?

1393
01:03:07.233 --> 01:03:10.866
I sat around in the same pair of joggers
for weeks,

1394
01:03:10.866 --> 01:03:14.999
cryin' into Greggs sausage rolls,
leaving cringy, begging voicemails.

1395
01:03:14.999 --> 01:03:17.128
And as if that wasn't enough,

1396
01:03:17.128 --> 01:03:22.848
I accidentally liked a photo of Tabby
from five years ago on her mum's Facebook.

1397
01:03:22.848 --> 01:03:26.104
So, Jules told all our friends
I was a stalker,

1398
01:03:26.104 --> 01:03:31.114
and every single one of them,
except for Cass, believed him.

1399
01:03:31.114 --> 01:03:35.791
That's really shit.
But why wouldn't you just tell me that?

1400
01:03:35.791 --> 01:03:38.588
I'm not good at this, Dom.

1401
01:03:40.551 --> 01:03:45.184
Can we just go get a beer
and start over, please?

1402
01:03:45.184 --> 01:03:46.395
I can't.

1403
01:03:46.395 --> 01:03:47.982
Why not?

1404
01:03:48.859 --> 01:03:51.029
Because you lied to me from the jump.

1405
01:03:51.948 --> 01:03:53.577
At least Gia waited a while.

1406
01:03:54.286 --> 01:03:55.288
I'm not Gia.

1407
01:03:55.288 --> 01:03:57.543
- I know. I know that.
- I didn't fuck your best mate.

1408
01:03:57.543 --> 01:03:59.755
I just curated my shit a little bit.
Big fucking deal.

1409
01:03:59.755 --> 01:04:02.678
Maybe you should try it. Maybe then you'd
have a few more cards left in your drawer.

1410
01:04:02.678 --> 01:04:04.599
Maybe, but at least I'd still be real.

1411
01:04:05.099 --> 01:04:07.980
You win. God, there's nothing realer
than being in your twenties

1412
01:04:07.980 --> 01:04:10.736
and still wanking away in a single bed
at your parents' house there, is there?

1413
01:04:10.736 --> 01:04:13.032
Coming from the girl who literally
just broke into her ex's flat

1414
01:04:13.032 --> 01:04:14.409
so she could see him again.

1415
01:04:14.409 --> 01:04:16.664
This is wild. You're trying to make out
like I'm not over Jules

1416
01:04:16.664 --> 01:04:18.919
when Gia lives in your head rent free.

1417
01:04:20.338 --> 01:04:25.306
Hey, how about we go find a toilet
so you can have a big cry in it.

1418
01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:54.699
["Igoyh" playing]

1419
01:04:57.621 --> 01:05:03.591
<i>♪ Sipping on my lemon and ginger
And I can count the times ♪</i>

1420
01:05:04.134 --> 01:05:06.931
Night bus! Whoop-whoop!

1421
01:05:07.599 --> 01:05:09.019
<i>When things weren't wonderful ♪</i>

1422
01:05:09.019 --> 01:05:10.104
Whoop.

1423
01:05:10.647 --> 01:05:12.693
[horn honking]

1424
01:05:12.693 --> 01:05:15.532
<i>But worthwhile love is a handful ♪</i>

1425
01:05:19.623 --> 01:05:21.418
<i>I mean when I say ♪</i>

1426
01:05:23.506 --> 01:05:27.263
<i>You're beautiful ♪</i>

1427
01:05:30.269 --> 01:05:34.737
<i>♪ Don't waste your tears
On those images ♪</i>

1428
01:05:34.737 --> 01:05:39.914
<i>♪ You have too many years ahead of you
And not too many before you ♪</i>

1429
01:05:39.914 --> 01:05:41.249
[sighs]

1430
01:05:41.834 --> 01:05:44.005
<i>Darling ♪</i>

1431
01:05:44.882 --> 01:05:48.932
<i>Let go of the hurt in your heart ♪</i>

1432
01:05:50.434 --> 01:05:53.817
<i>Baby, I've said from the start ♪</i>

1433
01:05:53.817 --> 01:05:55.319
<i>I'm here beside you ♪</i>

1434
01:05:55.319 --> 01:05:56.404
[phone dings]

1435
01:05:56.404 --> 01:05:59.537
<i>Took too long to find you ♪</i>

1436
01:06:00.997 --> 01:06:04.922
<i>♪ I'm not goin' anywhere
I'm not goin' anywhere, no ♪</i>

1437
01:06:07.761 --> 01:06:10.559
<i>Times have been hard ♪</i>

1438
01:06:13.982 --> 01:06:17.446
<i>And in those instances ♪</i>

1439
01:06:18.741 --> 01:06:22.206
<i>Our feet are trottin' broken glass ♪</i>

1440
01:06:25.129 --> 01:06:26.966
<i>Don't forget ♪</i>

1441
01:06:29.053 --> 01:06:33.020
<i>What we already have ♪</i>

1442
01:06:36.443 --> 01:06:39.115
<i>We can keep going ♪</i>

1443
01:06:40.869 --> 01:06:43.457
<i>But hold on to what we have ♪</i>

1444
01:06:43.457 --> 01:06:44.919
[groans]

1445
01:06:51.557 --> 01:06:52.601
Dom.

1446
01:07:00.617 --> 01:07:02.621
Steve McQueen is a genius.

1447
01:07:02.621 --> 01:07:03.873
[theatre patron] Facts.

1448
01:07:08.048 --> 01:07:09.050
Are you stalking me?

1449
01:07:09.802 --> 01:07:11.931
Y-Yes. No. No, I'm not stalking you.

1450
01:07:11.931 --> 01:07:13.726
Just, from behind, you kinda look--

1451
01:07:13.726 --> 01:07:15.939
You-- You look like someone, so...

1452
01:07:15.939 --> 01:07:18.485
Sorry, you don't care, and I wasn't
looking at your behind. I'm just--

1453
01:07:27.253 --> 01:07:29.340
[Dom's date]
It's so rustic here. I love it.

1454
01:07:29.340 --> 01:07:31.804
No, it's really cute.
It's, like, heroin-chic. I love it.

1455
01:07:32.388 --> 01:07:34.100
<i>Darlin' ♪</i>

1456
01:07:34.727 --> 01:07:37.607
-  <i>Let go of the hurt in your heart ♪</i>
- [sighs]

1457
01:07:40.864 --> 01:07:44.245
<i>Baby, I've said from the start ♪</i>

1458
01:07:44.245 --> 01:07:46.876
<i>I'm here beside you ♪</i>

1459
01:07:46.876 --> 01:07:49.005
- [Dom] <i>Oh, I-I like wine.</i>
- [Dom's date] <i>Yeah?</i>

1460
01:07:49.005 --> 01:07:50.341
Yeah. I'm on beer tonight, but...

1461
01:07:50.341 --> 01:07:52.846
Yeah, I noticed. That's okay.

1462
01:07:53.347 --> 01:07:54.349
[both laugh]

1463
01:07:56.353 --> 01:07:58.649
[intercom beeps, rings]

1464
01:07:58.649 --> 01:08:00.319
[receptionist, on intercom]
<i>Hello! Upon Films.</i>

1465
01:08:00.319 --> 01:08:03.826
Hi, it's Yas. I have
a twelve o'clock meeting with Aman?

1466
01:08:03.826 --> 01:08:06.206
[pop music playing on radio]

1467
01:08:08.502 --> 01:08:11.383
[Cass] Is this where the big-time
costume designers hang out?

1468
01:08:12.009 --> 01:08:14.138
Congratulations!

1469
01:08:14.138 --> 01:08:16.476
[blows party horn]

1470
01:08:17.562 --> 01:08:20.192
[deejay, on radio] <i>Twenty years ago today,
Linda and Ken signed their names</i>

1471
01:08:20.192 --> 01:08:21.779
- <i>across each other's hearts.</i>
- [driver] Dom?

1472
01:08:21.779 --> 01:08:22.864
Yeah. Cheers, mate.

1473
01:08:22.864 --> 01:08:25.369
[deejay] <i>This one's for you, Linda.
I love this smooth classic.</i>

1474
01:08:25.369 --> 01:08:29.545
[singer, on radio]
<i>Sign your name across my heart ♪</i>

1475
01:08:29.545 --> 01:08:31.507
<i>I want you to be my baby ♪</i>

1476
01:08:31.507 --> 01:08:33.051
[phone dings]

1477
01:08:39.982 --> 01:08:42.946
- [Cass] Please come. Please.
- [Yas] No. No, leave me alone.

1478
01:08:42.946 --> 01:08:45.492
I don't need all this pressure
to go to Nathan's new show

1479
01:08:45.492 --> 01:08:47.664
- and be like, "Fancy bumping into you!"
- [blows party horn]

1480
01:08:47.664 --> 01:08:50.002
It's just like, do I really wanna
put myself through that? No.

1481
01:08:50.002 --> 01:08:52.047
I don't need to be listening to him
bang on about his ex

1482
01:08:52.047 --> 01:08:53.801
whilst looking at a bunch of arses.

1483
01:08:53.801 --> 01:08:54.845
No offence.

1484
01:08:57.517 --> 01:08:59.395
Get ready to rock 'n' roll.

1485
01:09:02.861 --> 01:09:05.157
Mum, I'm a big boy. I'll be fine.

1486
01:09:16.346 --> 01:09:18.099
D-Do you wanna put that in the back?

1487
01:09:18.601 --> 01:09:19.728
No, I'm good.

1488
01:09:20.229 --> 01:09:21.524
Okay.

1489
01:09:22.066 --> 01:09:23.945
You know what? My boy.

1490
01:09:24.613 --> 01:09:25.615
[horn honks]

1491
01:09:25.615 --> 01:09:28.704
Bye, Dom's mummy and dad. Love you.

1492
01:09:28.704 --> 01:09:32.253
Fine. Maybe I could have been a bit more
vulnerable, you know? Let him in a bit.

1493
01:09:32.253 --> 01:09:34.967
But that's a bit... [retches]
Like... [retches]

1494
01:09:34.967 --> 01:09:36.887
[chuckles]
I used to believe in all that fairy-tale,

1495
01:09:36.887 --> 01:09:40.143
"Of all the toilets in all of London,
I walked into his" type-bullshit.

1496
01:09:40.143 --> 01:09:42.439
But that's not fate.
That's just poor bladder control.

1497
01:09:42.941 --> 01:09:44.611
I wouldn't mind the toilet, actually.

1498
01:09:44.611 --> 01:09:46.406
[Yas] <i>And also, it was day one.</i>

1499
01:09:46.406 --> 01:09:49.538
I mean, I've had a longer relationship
with the woman who threads my eyebrows,

1500
01:09:49.538 --> 01:09:50.623
and me and her, well--

1501
01:09:50.623 --> 01:09:52.752
Well, me and her,
we don't really talk about anything.

1502
01:09:55.508 --> 01:09:56.552
<i>I wasn't even that into him.</i>

1503
01:09:56.552 --> 01:09:58.639
- <i>I mean, was he nice? Yes.</i>
- [Dom shouts]

1504
01:09:58.639 --> 01:10:01.477
Did I feel comfortable around him? Yes.
Was it ever going to work? I don't know.

1505
01:10:01.477 --> 01:10:06.195
Maybe, but that's life, and, you know,
I love being single. Like so much so.

1506
01:10:06.195 --> 01:10:07.741
- Course you do.
- Hmm?

1507
01:10:07.741 --> 01:10:11.497
You know, for a lad you're not that into,
you do talk about him a lot, love.

1508
01:10:12.291 --> 01:10:13.586
- No, I don't.
- You do.

1509
01:10:13.586 --> 01:10:15.213
- I don't.
- You do.

1510
01:10:15.213 --> 01:10:16.967
- [director] So, I was thinking.
- I don't.

1511
01:10:16.967 --> 01:10:18.888
She's just been through this huge battle,

1512
01:10:18.888 --> 01:10:20.808
but she's also been
through an internal battle.

1513
01:10:20.808 --> 01:10:21.894
Do I?

1514
01:10:21.894 --> 01:10:25.735
[director] You know, sort of figuring out
that this guy is actually pretty special.

1515
01:10:26.987 --> 01:10:30.953
This needs to be iconic.
It's the end of the movie.

1516
01:10:30.953 --> 01:10:35.420
He deserves, like,
some kind of grand gesture, you know?

1517
01:10:38.343 --> 01:10:40.263
["Blow You Away (Delilah)" playing]

1518
01:10:40.263 --> 01:10:44.313
We know more about Neptune
than we do about the human anus.

1519
01:10:44.313 --> 01:10:45.482
Yeah?

1520
01:10:45.482 --> 01:10:46.694
That's a fact.

1521
01:10:47.612 --> 01:10:51.411
Last night, I was at this soirée
with the white brother from <i>Twilight</i>.

1522
01:10:51.411 --> 01:10:52.496
Yeah.

1523
01:10:52.496 --> 01:10:56.170
He was telling me
my next ting should be toenails.

1524
01:10:57.089 --> 01:10:58.341
- Toenails?
- Yeah.

1525
01:11:06.107 --> 01:11:07.610
[breathes heavily]

1526
01:11:08.612 --> 01:11:10.616
[muttering]

1527
01:11:12.829 --> 01:11:14.666
[laughs]

1528
01:11:17.087 --> 01:11:18.173
You're such a knob.

1529
01:11:18.758 --> 01:11:20.218
[person in bathroom stall] Uh, sorry?

1530
01:11:20.218 --> 01:11:22.682
Sorry, not-- Sorry, not, just, uh...

1531
01:11:22.682 --> 01:11:25.228
Actually, not gonna do this again.
I'm leaving now.

1532
01:11:25.228 --> 01:11:27.316
[song continues]

1533
01:11:31.742 --> 01:11:32.744
Hey, babes.

1534
01:11:33.495 --> 01:11:35.415
I beg you, let me buy the hairy one.

1535
01:11:36.417 --> 01:11:37.879
- Not gonna happen, babe.
- Please.

1536
01:11:37.879 --> 01:11:39.633
- [Gia] Absolutely not.
- [Eric] Please.

1537
01:11:39.633 --> 01:11:40.676
[Gia] No.

1538
01:11:42.054 --> 01:11:44.141
That's mine, in case anyone was wondering.

1539
01:11:46.020 --> 01:11:46.939
Nice.

1540
01:11:48.567 --> 01:11:50.028
It's okay, Dom. You can look.

1541
01:11:50.028 --> 01:11:51.824
Nah, I'm-- I'm cool.

1542
01:11:55.413 --> 01:11:56.792
- So--
- She's not here.

1543
01:11:58.086 --> 01:11:59.631
[Gia] What happened?

1544
01:11:59.631 --> 01:12:02.469
You and Yas were annoyingly perfect
for one another.

1545
01:12:02.469 --> 01:12:03.639
Mm-hmm.

1546
01:12:06.435 --> 01:12:08.189
I don't think either of us were ready.

1547
01:12:09.233 --> 01:12:13.032
And, um, I guess she still isn't.

1548
01:12:15.203 --> 01:12:16.289
[Eric] Oh, shit.

1549
01:12:16.289 --> 01:12:18.501
Babes,
they're bringin' out the new "canaps."

1550
01:12:18.501 --> 01:12:19.588
- Uh--
- Let's go.

1551
01:12:19.588 --> 01:12:22.134
Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go.

1552
01:12:22.134 --> 01:12:24.180
Go on. Go on.

1553
01:12:25.850 --> 01:12:27.604
Just have a sneaky look.

1554
01:12:27.604 --> 01:12:28.689
No.

1555
01:12:28.689 --> 01:12:30.192
It'll cheer you up.

1556
01:12:30.192 --> 01:12:31.987
Mmm, I'm not looking at your bum.

1557
01:12:31.987 --> 01:12:33.908
It's got healing powers.

1558
01:12:33.908 --> 01:12:35.493
Leave me alone.

1559
01:12:40.503 --> 01:12:42.341
[Cass] That's mine, by the way.

1560
01:12:42.341 --> 01:12:44.763
[phone ringing]

1561
01:12:51.902 --> 01:12:54.365
- [Yas, on phone] <i>Uh, hey.</i>
- Hey.

1562
01:12:54.365 --> 01:12:57.580
[Yas] <i>Um, I was prayin'
that you weren't gonna pick up.</i>

1563
01:12:57.580 --> 01:12:59.793
Thought I'd be too busy
wanking away in my single bed?

1564
01:12:59.793 --> 01:13:03.759
[Yas groans] <i>Turns out, I was the wanker.</i>

1565
01:13:03.759 --> 01:13:05.972
<i>Um, a-are you at Nathan's show?</i>

1566
01:13:05.972 --> 01:13:08.226
Yeah. But you're not.

1567
01:13:08.226 --> 01:13:10.564
[Yas] <i>Actually, I should be by any second.</i>

1568
01:13:10.564 --> 01:13:12.819
Oh, cool. It'd be good to see you.

1569
01:13:12.819 --> 01:13:14.154
- Cheers.
- [Yas] <i>Yeah?</i>

1570
01:13:15.198 --> 01:13:16.492
<i>Turn around.</i>

1571
01:13:18.371 --> 01:13:19.498
[Yas chuckles]

1572
01:13:20.417 --> 01:13:21.545
<i>That's you, right?</i>

1573
01:13:21.545 --> 01:13:23.841
[ship horn blows]

1574
01:13:23.841 --> 01:13:25.385
[Yas chuckles]

1575
01:13:25.385 --> 01:13:27.472
[ship horn blows]

1576
01:13:27.472 --> 01:13:29.686
[Yas laughs] <i>I knew you were a boat waver!</i>

1577
01:13:29.686 --> 01:13:32.149
Wait, is that you?

1578
01:13:32.149 --> 01:13:33.234
Yeah.

1579
01:13:35.573 --> 01:13:38.161
What are you doin'? You're miles away.

1580
01:13:38.161 --> 01:13:39.539
[Yas] <i>Come down and meet me.</i>

1581
01:13:41.208 --> 01:13:42.962
[ship horn blows]

1582
01:13:44.883 --> 01:13:45.926
Please?

1583
01:13:50.101 --> 01:13:53.191
Listen, I'm really sorry
for all the shit I said. I was a dick.

1584
01:13:53.191 --> 01:13:55.278
I was being overly sensitive.

1585
01:13:55.278 --> 01:13:58.577
Can you stop being nice? Please.
I'm trying to explain.

1586
01:13:59.369 --> 01:14:04.046
The thing is,
that day at Nathan's thing, I just--

1587
01:14:04.631 --> 01:14:06.510
I didn't wanna be sad anymore.

1588
01:14:06.510 --> 01:14:08.806
And so, I lied.

1589
01:14:09.808 --> 01:14:11.895
And then you called me iconic.

1590
01:14:12.396 --> 01:14:15.360
And I liked that you saw me that way,
so I kept on lyin'.

1591
01:14:15.360 --> 01:14:19.994
Come on. It wouldn't have mattered.
I'd think you were cool either way.

1592
01:14:19.994 --> 01:14:21.080
- [Yas] <i>Yeah.</i>
- [Dom chuckles]

1593
01:14:21.080 --> 01:14:22.750
I know that now.

1594
01:14:24.086 --> 01:14:26.090
[Dom, on phone] <i>Maybe we can start over.</i>

1595
01:14:27.425 --> 01:14:31.518
Yas! Wait. Where you going? Yas! Wait!

1596
01:14:31.518 --> 01:14:33.271
I'm on a fucking boat!

1597
01:14:33.271 --> 01:14:34.691
[Dom laughs]

1598
01:14:34.691 --> 01:14:35.818
[chuckles] Sorry. Sorry.

1599
01:14:35.818 --> 01:14:38.030
Why are you on a fucking boat?

1600
01:14:38.030 --> 01:14:41.245
'Cause I figured you deserve
the grand gestures for once, bub.

1601
01:14:41.245 --> 01:14:42.832
- [laughs]
- [Yas laughs]

1602
01:14:44.001 --> 01:14:45.003
What's happening?

1603
01:14:45.003 --> 01:14:49.303
Right. Yeah, I didn't-- I didn't actually
check what route this is taking, so--

1604
01:14:49.303 --> 01:14:50.931
Stay where you are. I'm comin', okay?

1605
01:14:50.931 --> 01:14:52.685
[Yas] <i>I don't really have a choice.</i>

1606
01:14:53.186 --> 01:14:56.275
And just so you know,
I still think you're iconic. [laughs]

1607
01:14:56.275 --> 01:14:57.402
I'm coming, Captain!

1608
01:14:57.402 --> 01:14:59.406
- [laughs]
- [Yas laughs]

1609
01:15:06.212 --> 01:15:07.380
[sighs]

1610
01:15:19.530 --> 01:15:20.574
Where are--

1611
01:15:36.105 --> 01:15:38.192
- [chuckles]
- [Yas chuckles]

1612
01:15:41.825 --> 01:15:42.827
Hey.

1613
01:15:43.829 --> 01:15:44.872
Hey.

1614
01:15:47.628 --> 01:15:48.797
So...

1615
01:15:52.262 --> 01:15:54.224
- Do you wanna-- [chuckles]
- Do you fancy-- No. [chuckles]

1616
01:15:54.224 --> 01:15:56.521
You-- You go.

1617
01:15:58.399 --> 01:15:59.902
I was just gonna say, do you wanna--

1618
01:16:10.298 --> 01:16:11.342
[Dom] Go ahead.

1619
01:16:13.137 --> 01:16:15.391
I was just gonna say...

1620
01:16:16.393 --> 01:16:18.147
Do you wanna go for a stroll?

1621
01:16:19.399 --> 01:16:20.694
Yeah.

1622
01:16:20.694 --> 01:16:24.409
But you do have to make
the last train though, right?

1623
01:16:27.248 --> 01:16:28.250
Nah.

1624
01:16:29.252 --> 01:16:31.090
I'ma see what happens.

1625
01:16:49.544 --> 01:16:52.758
- [Yas laughs]
- [Dom laughs] Oh. Oh.

1626
01:17:04.239 --> 01:17:05.826
[Nathan] <i>Aight, boom.</i>

1627
01:17:16.096 --> 01:17:17.390
<i>We could ♪</i>

1628
01:17:18.852 --> 01:17:20.856
<i>We could keep it simple ♪</i>

1629
01:17:23.653 --> 01:17:27.620
<i>♪ Towering over us
Like a Rothko ♪</i>

1630
01:17:30.291 --> 01:17:31.711
<i>It doesn't have to be ♪</i>

1631
01:17:33.047 --> 01:17:34.424
<i>Complicated ♪</i>

1632
01:17:35.886 --> 01:17:37.138
<i>Educated ♪</i>

1633
01:17:37.138 --> 01:17:39.852
<i>I know you like to travel ♪</i>

1634
01:17:41.606 --> 01:17:44.779
<i>♪ We already got our passports
In the bag ♪</i>

1635
01:17:45.363 --> 01:17:48.578
<i>♪ We don't have to go
Anywhere ♪</i>

1636
01:17:48.578 --> 01:17:50.666
<i>Let our love unravel ♪</i>

1637
01:17:52.753 --> 01:17:55.884
<i>♪ Could you be
The best I've ever had? ♪</i>

1638
01:17:55.884 --> 01:17:59.391
<i>♪ Seems like
You've always been there ♪</i>

1639
01:17:59.391 --> 01:18:03.733
<i>♪ Treat you like a queen
You won't forget ♪</i>

1640
01:18:04.735 --> 01:18:08.827
<i>♪ Spend some time, love
You won't regret ♪</i>

1641
01:18:08.827 --> 01:18:12.250
<i>Oh, open up ♪</i>

1642
01:18:14.337 --> 01:18:20.016
<i>♪ Oh, open up to me
And I'll give it all to you ♪</i>

1643
01:18:21.184 --> 01:18:23.565
<i>We could keep it simple ♪</i>

1644
01:18:25.527 --> 01:18:26.946
<i>Playful ♪</i>

1645
01:18:28.658 --> 01:18:32.791
<i>♪ Tumblin' over dust
Like dominoes ♪</i>

1646
01:18:35.296 --> 01:18:37.216
<i>It doesn't have to be ♪</i>

1647
01:18:38.093 --> 01:18:39.805
<i>Complicated ♪</i>

1648
01:18:40.849 --> 01:18:42.603
<i>Educated ♪</i>

1649
01:18:42.603 --> 01:18:45.358
<i>I know you like to travel ♪</i>

1650
01:18:46.569 --> 01:18:50.034
<i>♪ We already got our passports
In the bag ♪</i>

1651
01:18:50.034 --> 01:18:53.541
<i>♪ But we don't really have to go
Anywhere ♪</i>

1652
01:18:53.541 --> 01:18:56.046
<i>Let our love unravel ♪</i>

1653
01:18:57.633 --> 01:19:00.806
<i>♪ Could you be
The best I've ever had? ♪</i>

1654
01:19:00.806 --> 01:19:04.354
<i>♪ It seems like
You've always been there ♪</i>

1655
01:19:04.354 --> 01:19:08.905
<i>♪ Treat you like you
Won't forget ♪</i>

1656
01:19:09.657 --> 01:19:13.998
<i>♪ Spend some time, love
No regrets ♪</i>

1657
01:19:13.998 --> 01:19:17.213
<i>Oh, open up ♪</i>

1658
01:19:19.342 --> 01:19:25.062
<i>♪ Oh, open up to me
And I'll give it all to you ♪</i>

1659
01:19:26.064 --> 01:19:31.199
<i>♪ Treat you like you
Won't forget ♪</i>

1660
01:19:31.199 --> 01:19:35.584
<i>♪ Spend some time, love
No regrets ♪</i>

1661
01:19:35.584 --> 01:19:39.049
<i>Oh, open up ♪</i>

1662
01:19:41.011 --> 01:19:46.898
<i>♪ Oh, open up to me
And I'll give it all to you ♪</i>

1663
01:19:52.576 --> 01:19:56.500
[vocalising]

1664
01:20:05.852 --> 01:20:08.775
<i>And I'll give it all to you ♪</i>

1665
01:20:08.775 --> 01:20:12.073
<i>Oh, open up ♪</i>

1666
01:20:14.244 --> 01:20:17.416
<i>Oh, open up ♪</i>

1667
01:20:20.381 --> 01:20:23.345
<i>Oh, open up ♪</i>

1668
01:20:31.863 --> 01:20:36.037
-  <i>Open up ♪</i>
-  <i>Open up, oh, open ♪</i>

1669
01:20:41.883 --> 01:20:46.433
<i>♪ Treat you like you
Won't forget ♪</i>

1670
01:20:47.101 --> 01:20:51.359
<i>♪ Spend some time, love
No regret ♪</i>

1671
01:20:51.359 --> 01:20:54.700
<i>Oh, open up ♪</i>

1672
01:20:56.829 --> 01:21:02.883
<i>♪ Oh, open up to me
And I'll give it all to you ♪</i>

1673
01:21:06.389 --> 01:21:08.310
<i>Oh ♪</i>

1674
01:21:11.107 --> 01:21:12.945
<i>Give it all ♪</i>

1675
01:21:13.988 --> 01:21:16.451
[vocalising]

1676
01:21:24.008 --> 01:21:27.181
<i>Open up ♪</i>

1677
01:21:54.485 --> 01:21:56.532
[laughing]

1678
01:21:56.532 --> 01:21:58.911
[film crew laughing]

1679
01:22:00.456 --> 01:22:02.544
[groans]

1680
01:22:04.882 --> 01:22:06.927
[laughs] Oh, shit!