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I wasn't in love with him.
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I know everyone thought I was.
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But I wasn't.
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I loved him, of course.
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It was impossible
not to love Felix.
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And that was part
of the problem.
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Everyone loved him.
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Everyone wanted to
be around him.
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It exhausted him.
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People just wouldn't
leave him alone.
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Especially the girls.
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Christ, the girls!
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It was embarrassing, really,
how everyone fawned over him.
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I think, honestly, that's why
he liked me so much.
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I protected him.
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I was honest with him.
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I understood him.
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I loved him.
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I loved him.
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But was I "in love" with him?
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♪ Zadok the priest ♪
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♪ And Nathan ♪
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♪ The prophet ♪
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♪ Anointed ♪
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♪ Solomon King ♪
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You're really, really
frustrating me.
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It's infuriating.
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♪ Rejoiced ♪
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♪ Rejoiced ♪
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♪ And all
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♪ Rejoiced ♪
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♪ And all
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♪ Rejoiced ♪
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I got it
in India this year.
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♪ Rejoiced ♪
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♪ God save the King ♪
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♪ Long live the King ♪
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♪ God save the King ♪
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♪ Amen, amen
Hallelujah, hallelujah, amen ♪
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♪ Amen, amen ♪
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♪ Amen, hallelujah, amen ♪
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- Oh, he's got the scarf.
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- Hey, cool jacket.
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And the tie.
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♪ God save the King ♪
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Is that seat taken?
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Sorry,
can I...
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I'm Michael Gavey.
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Oliver.
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- Oliver what?
- Oliver Quick.
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So you're a Norman no-mates
too, then, Oliver Quick?
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Isn't everyone?
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- It's only the first night.
- Look around you.
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It's just me and you, mate.
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And the girl
who's got agoraphobia,
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but she's in her room. Obviously.
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- What are you reading?
- Er...
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I'm reading Maths.
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I'm a genius.
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I don't even
like Maths, really.
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I can just do it. In my head.
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Anything. Ask me a sum.
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- No, you're okay.
- Oh, come on.
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It's... It's not like
I don't believe you.
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- Please. Come on.
- No, I believe...
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Fucking ask me a sum, then!
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Er...
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423 times 78.
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32,994.
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So, how are you
finding Oxford?
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Good.
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Yeah, good.
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- Hmm.
- Thanks.
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Did you come
from far from home?
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Prescot.
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- Yeah, where?
- Er, Prescot.
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- Merseyside.
- Ah.
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Never been.
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Never been.
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Prescot.
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So, how did you get on
with the summer reading list?
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Er, yeah. Okay, I think.
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I read it all.
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- What, all of it?
- Mmm-hmm.
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Fifty books on there.
Are you mad?
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- I thought we're supposed to.
- King James Bible is on there.
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Telling me you
spent your whole summer
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reading the Bible?
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The reading list is optional.
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I've not read
half the books on there.
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- Sorry.
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Any idea where he's got to?
He's 20 minutes late now.
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Right, well, I suppose we'd
better make a start, then.
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I'm so sorry. Sorry I'm late.
Sorry I'm late.
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I'm so sorry.
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Got completely lost.
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Hi. Nice to meet you.
I'm sorry.
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You're Farleigh Start,
I take it?
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Nice of you to join us, finally.
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You're not a
relation of, er,
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Frederica Start,
by any chance?
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Er, she's my mother.
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No!
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I knew her
when I was your age.
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When we were both here.
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When she was Frederica Catton.
Before she went to America.
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No way!
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Oh, my God. I'll tell her.
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She's gonna be thrilled
that I'm being
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tutored by one of her friends.
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Oh, no, not, er, friend.
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More, er... admirer.
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Yeah, from afar.
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Not sure we ever spoke.
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No, don't even mention me.
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Shall we start?
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"G.K. Chesterton
would have it.
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"This outrageous
gallop of lines.
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"And thus,
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-"the shape of the verse...
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"...can be said like
Browning's Last Duchess
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"to look as if
it 'were alive'."
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- Okay. Yeah.
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Very good. Erm...
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Yeah, a lot of food
for thought there. Intriguing.
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And thus...
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Hmm?
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Sorry. Er, just "thus".
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It's just a funny word.
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- Why?
I don't know.
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I don't think we really use it
in real life, do we?
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It's just, kind of, verbose,
don't you think?
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- No. Not really.
- No.
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No, you don't.
You used it seven times.
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- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
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I counted.
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He's got you there,
I'm afraid, Oliver.
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So, you're picking apart
the style of my essay
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instead of the substance?
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That's kind of...
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- Kind of what?
- Lazy?
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It's completely
valid to debate
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the rhetoric of an argument.
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It's not what you argue
but how.
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Great point.
Yeah.
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Especially if you haven't
actually read the poems.
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Look forward
to hearing your essay.
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Oliver.
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Oliver?
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I got you a Crunchie.
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Oh, thanks.
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Did you know
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there was a college
Christmas party tonight?
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NFI, me and you.
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Not fucking invited.
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- I'm sure anyone can go.
- Oh, no.
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It's invitation only, apparently.
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You get an invite
in your pigeon hole?
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- Haven't checked.
- I have. You didn't.
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Fucking losers.
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- Like we wanted to go, anyway.
- Yeah.
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As if we actually want to talk
to those vapid cunts.
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- Nah, we can make our own fun,
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- can't we?
- Yeah.
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- Are you gonna eat that?
- No, you can have it.
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♪ One, two
Santa Claus is coming ♪
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♪ Three, four
Filling up my stocking ♪
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♪ Five, six
Everybody's popping ♪
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♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
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♪ Everybody, come together ♪
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♪ It's a hot, hot
Christmas night ♪
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♪ Make the magic
last forever ♪
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♪ Have a cheeky
Christmas time ♪
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You all right?
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Erm, yeah,
I've got a flat tyre.
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- Oh. That's bad luck.
- Yeah.
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I've just been trying
to fix it.
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Yeah, of course,
it's when I'm already
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ten minutes late
for my tutorial.
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Fuck!
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Where is it?
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Er, it's Iffley Road.
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- Shit.
- Yeah.
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I'm already in it
for skiving last week, so...
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Look, I'm not really
going anywhere.
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Just taking these
back to the library.
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Take my bike.
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No, no, no, I couldn't.
I mean, it looks like rain.
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- I wouldn't want to...
- Honestly, it's no big deal.
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I mean, I'll just get it
from you later.
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- You're in my college, so...
- Am I?
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Yep.
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Fuck, that's kind.
Are you serious?
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Mate, that is so kind.
Thank you.
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Are you sure?
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I mean, it's a bit of a faff
wheeling it back to college.
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You want me
to take yours back?
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Oh, no, no, no. I...
I'm sorry, I just thought...
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I mean, I can wheel it
back to college.
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- It's not that far.
- Oh, thank you.
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Thank you. I'm sorry,
I don't know your name.
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- I'm... I'm Felix.
- Oliver.
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- Oliver. Oliver.
- Yeah.
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- Oliver, I love you.
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- I love...
- Yeah...
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I love you.
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I love you. I love you. Seriously.
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- Okay.
- Thank you so much, mate.
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So kind. You're a fucking
life-saver, really. Thank you.
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All right, I'll just leave
yours in the bike shed, yeah?
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- Yeah. Fine.
- All right, cheers, Ollie!
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Jameson spends the whole time
staring at her tits,
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completely ignoring the fact
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she can barely
do her times tables.
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Times tables, Oliver!
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Just fuck off
and do history of art, love.
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- Hmm.
- Oliver. Oliver?
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- Yeah.
- Not exactly dazzling company.
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Sorry.
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Ooh! Sweet baby Jesus!
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I'm going for a slash.
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Get me another pint,
please, Oliver?
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- Yeah.
- Thanks.
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- A pint, mate.
Yeah.
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Oh! There he is.
Ollie! Oliver!
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Oliver! Come here, mate!
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Yeah, come here.
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Come here. What? Come here.
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Unreal.
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Hiya, mate.
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Hi.
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This is my fucking hero
right here.
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I was just telling everyone
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how you saved
my arse yesterday.
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So cute.
So cute.
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Hey, take a seat.
I owe you a drink.
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Here, shove up, yeah.
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Oh, sorry.
Are you with a friend?
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Er, no, they just left.
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So, erm, what college
are you in, mate?
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- Yours.
Oh, right.
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And, er,
what are you studying?
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Shots. Shots. Shots.
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Wait, wait, wait, Jägerbombs.
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Jägerbombs!
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- I...
- It's your round, man.
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Yeah, go on, mate.
- I should go to bed.
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Wait, no, no, no.
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No, you can't snake your way
out of a round.
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- I'm... I'm not.
- It looks like you are.
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Come on.
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Okay! Okay.
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00:14:32.541 --> 00:14:33.750
- Farleigh.
What?
260
00:14:33.750 --> 00:14:35.791
- Just cut him a break, mate.
- What?
261
00:14:35.791 --> 00:14:38.041
That round's gonna cost
a fucking fortune.
262
00:14:38.041 --> 00:14:39.416
Pub rules, Felix.
263
00:14:39.875 --> 00:14:41.500
It's my round.
I can't.
264
00:14:42.625 --> 00:14:44.750
I can't. I can't go back
and ask them for money.
265
00:14:44.750 --> 00:14:46.166
Not my problem.
I'm asking...
266
00:14:47.125 --> 00:14:48.541
Could I just pay you tomorrow?
267
00:14:48.541 --> 00:14:50.208
I'm sorry, mate.
You're not even close.
268
00:14:50.208 --> 00:14:52.833
Oh, please, I'll bring you
the money tomorrow.
269
00:14:52.833 --> 00:14:54.125
No.
270
00:14:54.125 --> 00:14:56.041
- Please? I'm...
Fuck's sake.
271
00:14:56.041 --> 00:14:58.333
Thought you might need a hand
with these ones, mate.
272
00:14:58.333 --> 00:14:59.750
Oh, and you, er,
you dropped this
273
00:14:59.750 --> 00:15:01.166
on the floor by your feet.
274
00:15:02.541 --> 00:15:03.541
I was gonna nick it,
275
00:15:03.541 --> 00:15:05.000
but I thought
I'd do the right thing.
276
00:15:11.458 --> 00:15:12.458
Thank you.
277
00:15:13.625 --> 00:15:16.250
I'll, erm,
pay it back tomorrow.
278
00:15:19.125 --> 00:15:20.458
Don't know what
you're talking about, mate.
279
00:15:20.958 --> 00:15:23.166
Thank you, Ollie!
Whoa!
280
00:15:23.166 --> 00:15:26.333
- Thank you, Ollie. Oh, my God.
281
00:15:26.333 --> 00:15:27.583
Cheers, man.
282
00:15:27.583 --> 00:15:30.166
Ollie! Ollie! Ollie!
283
00:16:09.625 --> 00:16:10.625
Yeah, well, you know,
284
00:16:10.625 --> 00:16:12.000
Farleigh basically
grew up with us.
285
00:16:12.000 --> 00:16:13.916
I didn't know
you and Farleigh were cousins.
286
00:16:13.916 --> 00:16:15.666
Mmm. My aunt,
287
00:16:15.666 --> 00:16:17.291
- Farleigh's mum...
- Mmm-hmm.
288
00:16:17.291 --> 00:16:19.333
...ran away to America
when she was 19
289
00:16:19.333 --> 00:16:21.250
to escape
the cold-hearted English.
290
00:16:22.833 --> 00:16:24.791
- Ciggie?
- Er, don't smoke.
291
00:16:25.583 --> 00:16:27.333
Dear Auntie Fred
married a lunatic
292
00:16:27.333 --> 00:16:28.791
who pissed everything
she had up the wall
293
00:16:28.791 --> 00:16:31.208
and a fair chunk
of Dad's money too,
294
00:16:31.208 --> 00:16:33.875
until he had to finally
cut her off.
295
00:16:33.875 --> 00:16:36.000
Sounds like
an Evelyn Waugh novel.
296
00:16:36.000 --> 00:16:37.333
You know,
a lot of Waugh's characters
297
00:16:37.333 --> 00:16:38.625
are based on
my family, actually.
298
00:16:38.625 --> 00:16:41.458
Yeah, he was completely
obsessed with our house.
299
00:16:42.041 --> 00:16:43.041
Well, Dad, you know,
300
00:16:43.041 --> 00:16:45.291
he felt so guilty
about the whole thing that
301
00:16:45.291 --> 00:16:47.666
he decided he would pay for
all of Farleigh's education.
302
00:16:47.666 --> 00:16:49.375
Lucky Farleigh.
303
00:16:49.375 --> 00:16:51.291
Oh, fat lot of good
it's done him.
304
00:16:51.291 --> 00:16:53.208
He's been expelled from almost
every school in England
305
00:16:53.208 --> 00:16:54.416
for sucking off the teachers.
306
00:16:56.541 --> 00:16:58.083
How about you?
OLIVER: Er...
307
00:16:58.083 --> 00:16:59.791
I've not sucked
any teachers off.
308
00:16:59.791 --> 00:17:01.125
Not yet, you haven't.
309
00:17:02.500 --> 00:17:03.958
It's DJ Fucking Shadow.
310
00:17:03.958 --> 00:17:05.750
He's fucking
chronic, mate.
311
00:17:05.750 --> 00:17:07.875
All these
boarding school psychos.
312
00:17:07.875 --> 00:17:09.250
What do they teach you?
313
00:17:09.250 --> 00:17:11.750
Um, Latin.
314
00:17:11.750 --> 00:17:13.333
Water polo.
315
00:17:13.333 --> 00:17:16.000
- And child abuse.
316
00:17:16.000 --> 00:17:17.083
Ah, that's cute.
317
00:17:18.500 --> 00:17:19.625
Baby Felix.
318
00:17:20.833 --> 00:17:22.750
There aren't any pictures
of me as a kid.
319
00:17:22.750 --> 00:17:25.583
Well, I mean, there's not much
really to say.
320
00:17:25.583 --> 00:17:26.958
Oh, come on.
What, are you
321
00:17:26.958 --> 00:17:28.541
in fucking witness protection
or something?
322
00:17:28.541 --> 00:17:29.625
Jesus Christ, mate.
323
00:17:29.625 --> 00:17:32.166
Well, do you
have any siblings?
324
00:17:32.166 --> 00:17:33.250
What are your parents like?
325
00:17:33.250 --> 00:17:34.791
Siblings, no.
326
00:17:35.833 --> 00:17:38.250
And, er, my parents, I...
327
00:17:38.250 --> 00:17:39.541
What?
328
00:17:39.541 --> 00:17:41.083
...don't see them that much.
329
00:17:41.083 --> 00:17:43.541
- Why?
- Just, er...
330
00:17:43.541 --> 00:17:45.250
they've...
331
00:17:45.250 --> 00:17:47.458
- They've got problems.
- What? What kind of...
332
00:17:47.458 --> 00:17:49.833
- What do you mean, problems?
- Mental health.
333
00:17:49.833 --> 00:17:51.416
And addiction and stuff.
334
00:17:51.416 --> 00:17:53.750
Dad was, kind of,
dealing and stuff.
335
00:17:53.750 --> 00:17:55.083
Dealing?
336
00:17:55.083 --> 00:17:57.000
Sounds awful, really.
337
00:17:58.083 --> 00:17:59.625
- Yeah.
- Was it, was it...
338
00:17:59.625 --> 00:18:01.416
- Was it awful?
- Look, it's...
339
00:18:01.916 --> 00:18:03.208
...it's all tough.
340
00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:05.000
Yeah.
341
00:18:05.500 --> 00:18:06.500
Fuck 'em.
342
00:18:10.958 --> 00:18:12.375
You're a fucking
inspiration, mate.
343
00:18:12.375 --> 00:18:13.666
Seriously.
344
00:18:13.666 --> 00:18:14.916
Thank you.
Very cool.
345
00:18:17.958 --> 00:18:20.583
Now, can you eenie, meenie
India or Annabel,
346
00:18:20.583 --> 00:18:23.750
and take one fucking home?
Because they look miserable.
347
00:18:23.750 --> 00:18:26.000
Eenie, meenie, miny, moe.
348
00:18:26.000 --> 00:18:27.541
Catch a tiger by his toe.
349
00:18:27.541 --> 00:18:29.333
If he squeals, let him go.
350
00:18:30.500 --> 00:18:32.333
Er...
351
00:18:32.333 --> 00:18:33.625
You're out, boy scout.
352
00:18:41.750 --> 00:18:43.083
Well, what the fuck, mate?
353
00:18:43.083 --> 00:18:45.000
I've been chirpsing her
for about an hour.
354
00:18:45.000 --> 00:18:46.583
I wanted at least a handjob.
355
00:18:46.583 --> 00:18:49.166
I know. We all want
a fucking handjob, mate.
356
00:18:49.166 --> 00:18:51.750
Get yourself a title
and a massive fuck off castle.
357
00:18:56.375 --> 00:18:57.541
Oliver Quick.
358
00:19:01.166 --> 00:19:02.291
You look different.
359
00:19:04.125 --> 00:19:05.125
Do I?
360
00:19:07.875 --> 00:19:09.291
He'll get bored of you.
361
00:19:10.958 --> 00:19:11.958
Excuse me?
362
00:19:16.666 --> 00:19:17.833
Bootlicker.
363
00:19:25.083 --> 00:19:26.583
Can Oliver come?
Maybe.
364
00:19:26.583 --> 00:19:27.666
What?
365
00:19:27.666 --> 00:19:30.375
I don't know.
He's just a bit awkward.
366
00:19:30.916 --> 00:19:31.916
He's got zero chat.
367
00:19:31.916 --> 00:19:34.458
Like, who would I even
sit him next to?
368
00:19:35.000 --> 00:19:36.458
I don't know.
One of your hot friends?
369
00:19:38.958 --> 00:19:40.416
I'm... I'm sorry, Felix,
370
00:19:40.416 --> 00:19:43.250
but no one wants to sit
next to fucking Oliver.
371
00:19:43.250 --> 00:19:44.333
Why not?
372
00:19:44.333 --> 00:19:46.708
'Cause
he's a scholarship boy
373
00:19:46.708 --> 00:19:49.166
who buys his clothes
from Oxfam.
374
00:19:49.833 --> 00:19:52.958
Harsh. That's so harsh.
375
00:19:52.958 --> 00:19:54.750
- You're such a snob.
Sorry.
376
00:20:35.708 --> 00:20:37.958
- So fucking hot.
377
00:20:40.375 --> 00:20:41.458
I know.
378
00:20:44.250 --> 00:20:45.458
What's that smell?
379
00:20:49.125 --> 00:20:50.833
Erm... I don't know.
380
00:20:53.458 --> 00:20:54.625
No.
381
00:20:54.625 --> 00:20:56.500
- No, no, no.
- What? What are you on about?
382
00:20:56.500 --> 00:20:57.958
It's disgusting, Felix.
383
00:20:57.958 --> 00:20:59.666
- Right, I'm cleaning up.
- It's fine.
384
00:21:00.333 --> 00:21:02.375
Only rich people can afford
to be this filthy.
385
00:21:02.375 --> 00:21:03.666
- Fuck off.
- I mean, you've got
386
00:21:03.666 --> 00:21:04.750
fucking pizza on the floor.
387
00:21:04.750 --> 00:21:05.833
Mate, stop it.
I'll do it later. It's fine.
388
00:21:05.833 --> 00:21:08.416
No, you won't, mate.
No, you fucking won't.
389
00:21:09.208 --> 00:21:11.416
- You'll never do it.
- Yes, I will.
390
00:21:11.416 --> 00:21:13.083
- No, you won't.
- Ollie, yes, I will.
391
00:21:13.083 --> 00:21:14.208
- I said I'd do it later.
- No, you won't.
392
00:21:14.208 --> 00:21:16.208
Ollie, fucking stop!
I'm not a fucking child!
393
00:21:16.208 --> 00:21:17.375
I can do it myself!
394
00:21:24.458 --> 00:21:25.875
I'm just... I'm just...
395
00:21:26.583 --> 00:21:28.708
I'm just hot. It's fucking
boiling in these rooms.
396
00:21:28.708 --> 00:21:30.458
They'd rather we all
die of heatstroke
397
00:21:30.458 --> 00:21:32.333
than ruin the fucking
wood fucking panelling
398
00:21:32.333 --> 00:21:33.750
by putting in
air conditioning.
399
00:21:34.500 --> 00:21:35.625
Stressing about the exams?
400
00:21:35.625 --> 00:21:37.250
I'm not stressed
about the exams, Ol.
401
00:21:37.250 --> 00:21:38.916
You're driving me fucking...
402
00:21:48.291 --> 00:21:51.291
I've got some revising to do.
I think I might, er...
403
00:21:51.291 --> 00:21:52.708
I might catch you later, yeah?
404
00:21:55.416 --> 00:21:57.916
- King's Arms later?
- Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Erm...
405
00:21:57.916 --> 00:21:59.375
I'll text you, yeah?
406
00:22:02.500 --> 00:22:03.500
Okay.
407
00:22:03.500 --> 00:22:04.583
Of course.
408
00:22:21.833 --> 00:22:22.916
♪ Jump left ♪
409
00:22:22.916 --> 00:22:28.041
♪ What are you
holding out for? ♪
410
00:22:29.250 --> 00:22:31.791
♪ What's always in the way? ♪
411
00:22:33.666 --> 00:22:39.333
♪ Why so damn absent-minded? ♪
412
00:22:39.333 --> 00:22:44.583
♪ Why so scared of romance? ♪
413
00:22:48.583 --> 00:22:50.708
♪ This modern love ♪
414
00:22:53.333 --> 00:22:54.416
♪ Breaks me ♪
415
00:22:59.000 --> 00:23:01.125
♪ This modern love ♪
416
00:23:03.750 --> 00:23:04.791
♪ Wastes me ♪
417
00:23:09.541 --> 00:23:11.416
♪ This modern love ♪
418
00:23:13.958 --> 00:23:14.958
♪ Wastes me ♪
419
00:23:14.958 --> 00:23:17.291
- Hey.
Oh, hey.
420
00:23:17.875 --> 00:23:19.625
I was just seeing
if Felix was in.
421
00:23:20.500 --> 00:23:21.500
We were supposed to meet.
422
00:23:21.500 --> 00:23:22.916
Er...
423
00:23:24.250 --> 00:23:25.625
Yeah, they're all at the pub.
424
00:23:26.291 --> 00:23:27.875
Oh.
425
00:23:27.875 --> 00:23:29.291
Okay.
426
00:23:29.291 --> 00:23:30.458
He didn't say.
427
00:23:32.208 --> 00:23:33.250
Was India there?
428
00:23:34.333 --> 00:23:35.333
Yeah.
429
00:23:38.458 --> 00:23:41.125
- Sorry.
- Oh, God, no.
430
00:23:41.125 --> 00:23:42.208
Whatever.
431
00:23:50.000 --> 00:23:51.416
Do you have any alcohol?
432
00:23:53.875 --> 00:23:55.583
Would you like me
to have alcohol?
433
00:24:09.916 --> 00:24:12.625
Do you think
he'll be jealous?
434
00:24:14.541 --> 00:24:15.541
Honestly?
435
00:24:17.083 --> 00:24:19.458
I don't think it will even
fucking register.
436
00:24:51.791 --> 00:24:52.958
Hi, Mum.
437
00:25:02.291 --> 00:25:03.500
Ollie, what's happened?
438
00:25:08.041 --> 00:25:10.458
- Hey, come here.
439
00:25:13.125 --> 00:25:14.166
How did it happen?
440
00:25:15.541 --> 00:25:17.083
Cracked his head
on the pavement.
441
00:25:19.333 --> 00:25:22.041
Probably drunk, knowing Dad.
442
00:25:22.541 --> 00:25:25.166
- Fucking hell.
- Or off his fucking tits.
443
00:25:26.041 --> 00:25:27.333
Jeez, I'm...
444
00:25:28.125 --> 00:25:30.000
I'm so sorry, Ollie, that's...
445
00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:31.125
It's just a shock.
446
00:25:32.875 --> 00:25:33.958
Is your mum all right?
447
00:25:34.833 --> 00:25:36.958
She was completely incoherent...
448
00:25:38.500 --> 00:25:41.458
which is pretty
normal for her.
449
00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:43.458
They're gonna
have to let you skip exams.
450
00:25:43.458 --> 00:25:45.250
You're in no state
to do them now.
451
00:25:45.250 --> 00:25:47.750
- I mean, you've gotta go home.
- No.
452
00:25:47.750 --> 00:25:49.166
I can't miss the exams.
453
00:25:49.166 --> 00:25:50.250
Of course you can miss
454
00:25:50.250 --> 00:25:52.083
- the fucking exams.
- No, I can't.
455
00:25:52.083 --> 00:25:53.458
No.
456
00:25:53.458 --> 00:25:55.125
I'm not like you, Felix.
457
00:25:56.208 --> 00:25:57.458
This is all I have.
458
00:26:28.125 --> 00:26:29.458
- Hey, Oliver.
- Hey.
459
00:26:31.625 --> 00:26:34.833
Oh, nice tux.
460
00:26:34.833 --> 00:26:35.916
Thank you.
461
00:26:35.916 --> 00:26:38.375
Wow. It's a rental, right?
462
00:26:38.375 --> 00:26:39.458
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
463
00:26:40.791 --> 00:26:42.333
Yeah, the sleeves
are too long.
464
00:26:43.625 --> 00:26:45.875
Always check the sleeves.
465
00:26:47.875 --> 00:26:48.916
But still, not bad.
466
00:26:50.041 --> 00:26:51.708
I mean, you're almost passing.
467
00:26:52.291 --> 00:26:53.291
For what?
468
00:26:54.250 --> 00:26:55.250
I don't know.
469
00:26:55.916 --> 00:26:57.541
A real human boy.
470
00:27:01.041 --> 00:27:02.083
Hey.
471
00:27:02.083 --> 00:27:03.166
Ollie!
472
00:27:04.291 --> 00:27:05.500
- Hiya, mate.
- Hey.
473
00:27:05.500 --> 00:27:06.875
Come on, then. Follow me.
474
00:27:08.041 --> 00:27:10.041
Wait, wait, wait.
475
00:27:10.708 --> 00:27:12.791
- Where are we going?
476
00:27:12.791 --> 00:27:14.500
We're gonna
miss the ball, Felix.
477
00:27:19.833 --> 00:27:21.250
What's going on, Felix?
478
00:27:21.750 --> 00:27:23.458
Well, I was thinking
about how I...
479
00:27:32.041 --> 00:27:35.291
You... You've had such
a shit time lately
480
00:27:35.291 --> 00:27:36.916
and you've been so brave
about everything, I...
481
00:27:36.916 --> 00:27:39.958
- Oh, Felix, come on.
482
00:27:39.958 --> 00:27:42.833
So in my family,
we have this tradition, right?
483
00:27:42.833 --> 00:27:43.916
When somebody dies,
484
00:27:43.916 --> 00:27:47.000
we write their name on a, er,
on a stone,
485
00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:48.541
and we chuck it in the river.
486
00:27:48.541 --> 00:27:50.166
My great-grandfather
started it
487
00:27:50.166 --> 00:27:51.583
when his son died in the war.
488
00:27:51.583 --> 00:27:54.125
I've only done it
for my dog so far, but...
489
00:27:55.125 --> 00:27:56.875
You know,
I don't know, I just...
490
00:27:56.875 --> 00:27:58.208
It helped, a bit.
491
00:28:02.458 --> 00:28:04.625
This feels a bit
fucking stupid now.
492
00:28:04.625 --> 00:28:06.625
No. It's not stupid.
493
00:28:07.833 --> 00:28:08.875
Thank you.
494
00:28:09.916 --> 00:28:11.083
It's something, right?
495
00:28:19.541 --> 00:28:21.125
- So what do I do?
- I don't know really.
496
00:28:21.125 --> 00:28:24.000
Erm, er, I guess you could say
a few words, or...
497
00:28:24.958 --> 00:28:27.750
I mean, we could just stand
here in silence for a bit.
498
00:28:27.750 --> 00:28:30.333
And then you just...
just chuck it in.
499
00:28:51.166 --> 00:28:53.000
- Well, that can't be good.
- Oh.
500
00:28:54.875 --> 00:28:55.875
Fuck.
501
00:29:01.291 --> 00:29:02.541
Do you think you'll go home?
502
00:29:05.291 --> 00:29:06.333
Honestly?
503
00:29:08.000 --> 00:29:10.041
I don't think
I'll ever go home again.
504
00:29:10.541 --> 00:29:11.708
But what
about your mum?
505
00:29:16.750 --> 00:29:18.000
You know
the first time I felt
506
00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:19.541
the inside of my mum's throat?
507
00:29:21.250 --> 00:29:22.250
I was eight.
508
00:29:24.000 --> 00:29:26.000
My dad told me
509
00:29:26.000 --> 00:29:28.458
I had to stick my fingers in
to make her sick,
510
00:29:29.791 --> 00:29:31.041
otherwise...
511
00:29:32.500 --> 00:29:33.833
she'd die in her sleep.
512
00:29:37.333 --> 00:29:39.333
So "home" doesn't mean
the same for me
513
00:29:39.333 --> 00:29:41.291
as it does for you, Felix.
514
00:29:42.875 --> 00:29:44.833
The fucking
filth of the place,
515
00:29:44.833 --> 00:29:46.625
the mess, I can't do it.
516
00:29:48.708 --> 00:29:49.750
Just can't.
517
00:29:54.708 --> 00:29:56.500
Well, why don't you
come home with me?
518
00:29:56.500 --> 00:29:58.041
Come to Saltburn.
519
00:29:58.875 --> 00:30:00.208
- No.
- Yeah.
520
00:30:00.208 --> 00:30:01.541
It's too much
of an imposition.
521
00:30:01.541 --> 00:30:03.583
Oh, fuck off, it is!
You'll save my sanity.
522
00:30:03.583 --> 00:30:05.041
- Seriously.
- Oh, it'd feel weird.
523
00:30:05.041 --> 00:30:06.750
It won't feel weird.
I mean, Mum has people
524
00:30:06.750 --> 00:30:08.541
come and stay
for months at a time.
525
00:30:09.541 --> 00:30:10.875
And you know what?
If you get sick of us,
526
00:30:10.875 --> 00:30:12.208
you can leave.
527
00:30:13.958 --> 00:30:15.083
I promise.
528
00:30:17.458 --> 00:30:19.291
And I believed him.
529
00:30:25.958 --> 00:30:27.083
Saltburn.
530
00:31:30.333 --> 00:31:31.333
Mr Quick.
531
00:31:32.333 --> 00:31:33.333
You're early.
532
00:31:33.333 --> 00:31:35.625
Er, I got the earlier train.
533
00:31:36.375 --> 00:31:37.875
Well, do let
us know next time.
534
00:31:37.875 --> 00:31:40.208
You see,
the gates were not open.
535
00:31:41.000 --> 00:31:42.166
That's... That's okay.
536
00:31:42.166 --> 00:31:44.291
We'd sent someone
to pick you up.
537
00:31:45.291 --> 00:31:46.291
Ah.
538
00:31:46.875 --> 00:31:48.291
- Sorry.
- Not at all.
539
00:31:49.250 --> 00:31:50.333
Follow me.
540
00:32:06.208 --> 00:32:07.291
Wow.
541
00:32:08.916 --> 00:32:10.125
This is amazing.
542
00:32:13.041 --> 00:32:14.500
Wow. Wow.
543
00:32:14.500 --> 00:32:16.250
- Just wow.
- Hmm.
544
00:32:18.916 --> 00:32:20.500
Just leave your bag there.
545
00:32:20.500 --> 00:32:21.916
Someone will get it for you.
546
00:32:21.916 --> 00:32:24.833
Ollie!
Thank God you're here.
547
00:32:24.833 --> 00:32:26.416
Duncan, I'll show him
to his room. Don't worry.
548
00:32:26.416 --> 00:32:29.041
Oliver, try not to be
too terrified of Duncan.
549
00:32:29.041 --> 00:32:30.916
Duncan, stop being
so frightening
550
00:32:30.916 --> 00:32:32.041
in front of my friends.
551
00:32:32.041 --> 00:32:33.791
- Well, I'll try. Felix.
Come on, mate.
552
00:32:33.791 --> 00:32:35.875
- Come on.
- He is terrifying.
553
00:32:35.875 --> 00:32:37.833
Oh, he's all right.
He's just odd.
554
00:32:38.708 --> 00:32:39.708
Okay!
555
00:32:39.708 --> 00:32:41.916
So...
556
00:32:42.791 --> 00:32:45.291
Er, red staircase.
557
00:32:45.916 --> 00:32:48.041
I accidentally
fingered my cousin here.
558
00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:52.250
Henry VII's cabinet.
559
00:32:52.916 --> 00:32:54.208
Ghost of Granny.
560
00:32:54.208 --> 00:32:55.291
Hi, Granny.
561
00:32:56.500 --> 00:32:58.250
Green room. Gardens.
562
00:32:58.250 --> 00:33:00.875
Some fucking hideous Rubens.
563
00:33:01.375 --> 00:33:02.750
Broken piano.
564
00:33:03.291 --> 00:33:05.625
Er, blue room.
565
00:33:05.625 --> 00:33:06.708
It's blue.
566
00:33:09.250 --> 00:33:11.500
And King's bedroom.
567
00:33:11.500 --> 00:33:12.875
Actually, the bed still has
568
00:33:12.875 --> 00:33:14.583
some of Henry VIII's
spunk on it.
569
00:33:15.583 --> 00:33:17.083
This is the long gallery.
570
00:33:17.083 --> 00:33:20.291
Er, dead reli. Dead relies.
571
00:33:20.291 --> 00:33:21.833
Daddy's old teddy.
572
00:33:21.833 --> 00:33:24.041
Shakespeare's folio.
573
00:33:24.041 --> 00:33:25.125
And maze.
574
00:33:25.625 --> 00:33:26.916
So, yeah,
we're just through here.
575
00:33:27.416 --> 00:33:28.541
Okay.
576
00:33:29.166 --> 00:33:30.750
Er, my room.
577
00:33:31.250 --> 00:33:32.791
You'll be staying
just next door.
578
00:33:34.541 --> 00:33:35.791
Bathroom.
579
00:33:36.416 --> 00:33:38.083
Ooh, by the way, we're gonna
be sharing a bathroom.
580
00:33:38.083 --> 00:33:39.166
I hope you don't mind.
581
00:33:39.166 --> 00:33:41.416
Otherwise you'd be miles away
on the other end of the house.
582
00:33:43.208 --> 00:33:44.291
Dressing room.
583
00:33:46.041 --> 00:33:47.375
And...
584
00:33:49.125 --> 00:33:50.291
your room!
585
00:33:51.875 --> 00:33:52.916
Wow.
586
00:33:55.625 --> 00:33:56.750
I'm glad you're here, mate.
587
00:33:58.750 --> 00:34:01.583
Right, I will, er...
I will leave you to it.
588
00:34:02.250 --> 00:34:03.250
Er, just one thing.
589
00:34:03.250 --> 00:34:06.000
Mum has a phobia
of, er, beards and stubble,
590
00:34:06.000 --> 00:34:08.291
so I left a razor for you
in the bathroom.
591
00:34:08.291 --> 00:34:09.541
- What?
- Yeah. I don't know.
592
00:34:09.541 --> 00:34:11.000
She thinks it's unhygienic.
593
00:34:11.000 --> 00:34:12.416
Er, something to do
with her father.
594
00:34:12.416 --> 00:34:13.500
It's bonkers. I mean...
595
00:34:13.500 --> 00:34:15.625
I'm not even allowed to wear
my fucking stud when I'm here.
596
00:34:16.666 --> 00:34:18.250
Anything else
I should know about?
597
00:34:18.250 --> 00:34:20.125
No. No, just be yourself.
598
00:34:20.125 --> 00:34:22.333
They'll love you.
It's relaxed, I promise.
599
00:34:22.833 --> 00:34:23.833
We'll be in the library.
600
00:34:25.333 --> 00:34:26.375
Library?
601
00:34:41.125 --> 00:34:42.791
McLovin's never existed
'cause that's a made-up
602
00:34:42.791 --> 00:34:44.708
dumb fucking fairy-tale name,
you fuck!
603
00:34:46.708 --> 00:34:49.375
But they might have,
sort of, meetings, I suppose.
604
00:34:49.375 --> 00:34:51.708
Well, I mean, they probably
don't have rehab in Liverpool.
605
00:34:51.708 --> 00:34:53.458
No, gosh, no.
No, I can't imagine they do.
606
00:34:53.458 --> 00:34:55.583
No, see, everybody just
goes to ruin, I suppose.
607
00:34:55.583 --> 00:34:56.666
Where is Liverpool?
608
00:34:56.666 --> 00:34:57.833
I think
it's on the sea, isn't it?
609
00:34:57.833 --> 00:34:59.166
Darling, where's Liverpool?
610
00:35:00.083 --> 00:35:01.916
Er, north.
611
00:35:01.916 --> 00:35:03.125
- North.
Yes.
612
00:35:03.125 --> 00:35:05.208
It's called Prescot.
613
00:35:05.208 --> 00:35:07.458
Oh,
it'll be some awful slum.
614
00:35:07.458 --> 00:35:10.583
Mmm.
A sort of hellish squat.
615
00:35:11.000 --> 00:35:12.625
And both his parents
were dealing.
616
00:35:12.625 --> 00:35:14.750
God, and his mother's a drunk.
617
00:35:14.750 --> 00:35:16.416
I mean, babies
can be really affected.
618
00:35:16.416 --> 00:35:19.041
- Traumatised.
- Oh, they come out drunk.
619
00:35:19.041 --> 00:35:20.208
Is that right,
that he had to put his fingers
620
00:35:20.208 --> 00:35:22.125
down his mother's throat
to make her sick?
621
00:35:22.125 --> 00:35:23.541
Farleigh,
that's private stuff.
622
00:35:23.541 --> 00:35:25.875
Well, you told us.
In confidence.
623
00:35:25.875 --> 00:35:27.041
It's awful, darling.
624
00:35:27.041 --> 00:35:28.291
Can you imagine
doing that to me?
625
00:35:28.291 --> 00:35:29.375
I think
that's actually
626
00:35:29.375 --> 00:35:30.541
rather normal
when you're poor.
627
00:35:30.541 --> 00:35:31.625
I think, when you're poor,
628
00:35:31.625 --> 00:35:33.208
that sort of thing
does happen a little bit more.
629
00:35:33.208 --> 00:35:34.291
We should give him
630
00:35:34.291 --> 00:35:35.375
the most wonderful time.
631
00:35:35.375 --> 00:35:37.291
Good luck,
he doesn't smile much.
632
00:35:37.291 --> 00:35:38.750
Farleigh seems
to think he's ghastly.
633
00:35:38.750 --> 00:35:40.041
Why are you friends
with him, darling?
634
00:35:40.041 --> 00:35:41.166
Dirt poor, not attractive
635
00:35:41.166 --> 00:35:42.250
and his parents
are drug addicts.
636
00:35:42.250 --> 00:35:45.000
- I can't actually...
- And here he is now!
637
00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:46.166
We were just
talking about you.
638
00:35:46.166 --> 00:35:47.250
Don't be silly.
639
00:35:48.083 --> 00:35:50.333
Farleigh, you just make up
the most awful things.
640
00:35:50.333 --> 00:35:51.500
Of course we weren't.
641
00:35:51.500 --> 00:35:52.958
Hello, Oliver, darling.
642
00:35:54.375 --> 00:35:56.625
Oh, what beautiful eyes.
643
00:35:56.625 --> 00:35:58.500
Oh, how wonderful!
644
00:35:58.500 --> 00:35:59.708
Yeah, I told you
he wasn't a minger.
645
00:35:59.708 --> 00:36:02.208
Oh, but, darling,
you're kind about everyone.
646
00:36:02.208 --> 00:36:03.500
You can't be trusted.
647
00:36:03.500 --> 00:36:07.416
Oliver, I have a complete
and utter horror of ugliness.
648
00:36:07.416 --> 00:36:09.541
Ever since I was very young.
I don't know why.
649
00:36:09.541 --> 00:36:11.083
Maybe because
you're a terrible person?
650
00:36:11.083 --> 00:36:12.625
- Don't be mean.
651
00:36:13.416 --> 00:36:15.333
Has Venetia seen you yet?
652
00:36:15.333 --> 00:36:17.166
Oh, my God, she'll die.
653
00:36:17.791 --> 00:36:20.333
She's been draping herself
all around the house all day
654
00:36:20.333 --> 00:36:21.583
hoping you'll come across her.
655
00:36:21.583 --> 00:36:23.708
- As it were.
- Do stop.
656
00:36:23.708 --> 00:36:25.125
The poor boy's
only just arrived.
657
00:36:25.125 --> 00:36:27.833
Oliver, how good
to finally meet you.
658
00:36:27.833 --> 00:36:29.875
- Trip all right?
- Yes, thank you, sir.
659
00:36:29.875 --> 00:36:31.333
Oh, God,
don't with the "sirs".
660
00:36:31.333 --> 00:36:33.833
No, no, no, we can't stand
anything like that here.
661
00:36:33.833 --> 00:36:35.083
Go on, come and sit by me.
662
00:36:36.208 --> 00:36:37.583
This is my
dear friend, Pamela,
663
00:36:37.583 --> 00:36:38.750
who's been staying with us.
664
00:36:38.750 --> 00:36:40.000
Hey.
665
00:36:41.625 --> 00:36:43.041
Pamela, darling,
will you go and find Annie
666
00:36:43.041 --> 00:36:44.333
and ask about tea?
667
00:36:46.791 --> 00:36:47.791
Yeah.
668
00:36:48.666 --> 00:36:50.625
Yeah. Who, which...
Which one's that?
669
00:36:50.625 --> 00:36:51.916
You'll find her, darling. Annie.
670
00:36:54.458 --> 00:36:55.750
Where's, erm...
- You'll work it out, darling.
671
00:36:55.750 --> 00:36:56.833
Okay, I'm going
to work it out.
672
00:36:56.833 --> 00:36:58.458
Kitchen.
Ah, the kitchen.
673
00:36:58.458 --> 00:36:59.875
Kitchen.
So, Annie in the kitchen.
674
00:36:59.875 --> 00:37:00.958
Annie in the kitchen.
675
00:37:02.333 --> 00:37:03.375
Off you pop.
- Okay.
676
00:37:04.500 --> 00:37:06.458
Poor Dear Pamela.
She's been staying with us
677
00:37:06.458 --> 00:37:07.541
while she gets
back on her feet.
678
00:37:07.541 --> 00:37:10.000
She's had an awful time
this year. Hideous.
679
00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:13.166
But, oh, Oliver, so have you.
680
00:37:13.166 --> 00:37:15.625
God, I was so sorry
to hear about your father.
681
00:37:15.625 --> 00:37:17.458
How utterly, utterly tragic.
682
00:37:18.625 --> 00:37:20.583
I've lost so many friends
to addiction.
683
00:37:20.583 --> 00:37:23.083
So, so many dear,
dear friends.
684
00:37:23.083 --> 00:37:25.750
It's the root of Poor Pamela's
horrors too, I'm afraid.
685
00:37:25.750 --> 00:37:27.916
And the only interesting
thing about her.
686
00:37:27.916 --> 00:37:29.291
Farleigh!
687
00:37:29.291 --> 00:37:30.625
No, she is rather dull, actually.
688
00:37:30.625 --> 00:37:31.791
But she's so beautiful.
689
00:37:31.791 --> 00:37:33.833
You have to admit,
she's very beautiful.
690
00:37:33.833 --> 00:37:35.333
But it's only ever
really been a curse.
691
00:37:35.333 --> 00:37:37.750
I mean, the men. Oliver,
you wouldn't believe it.
692
00:37:37.750 --> 00:37:40.541
The latest one is some
ghastly Russian billionaire.
693
00:37:40.541 --> 00:37:41.958
Malignantly ugly, of course.
694
00:37:41.958 --> 00:37:45.416
And she's been holed up here
for months hiding from him.
695
00:37:45.416 --> 00:37:47.833
Anyway,
let's not talk about that.
696
00:37:47.833 --> 00:37:49.708
Darling, tell me
about your mother.
697
00:37:49.708 --> 00:37:51.250
How is she bearing up?
698
00:37:52.375 --> 00:37:53.708
- Still drinking?
- Stop!
699
00:37:53.708 --> 00:37:55.541
- Ignore him.
- It's rude.
700
00:37:55.541 --> 00:37:56.708
Nothing shocks me, Oliver.
701
00:37:57.416 --> 00:37:58.708
Absolutely nothing.
702
00:37:58.708 --> 00:37:59.791
Tell me everything.
703
00:38:05.875 --> 00:38:07.166
Fucking hell.
704
00:38:18.416 --> 00:38:19.500
God, Ollie, I'm sorry
705
00:38:19.500 --> 00:38:21.166
Mum asked
so many rude questions.
706
00:38:21.166 --> 00:38:23.000
Don't take it personally.
707
00:38:23.000 --> 00:38:24.875
Someone unpacked my suitcase?
708
00:38:24.875 --> 00:38:27.875
Er... Shit, yes.
I should have told you.
709
00:38:27.875 --> 00:38:29.708
They do that here.
710
00:38:29.708 --> 00:38:31.458
The maids all report
back to Mum, by the way,
711
00:38:31.458 --> 00:38:33.958
so I hope you didn't pack
anything scandalous.
712
00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:37.833
Just my old boxers.
713
00:38:37.833 --> 00:38:39.875
- God.
- Oh, no, they're used to that.
714
00:38:39.875 --> 00:38:40.958
Don't worry.
715
00:38:41.833 --> 00:38:43.041
Duncan will be thrilled.
716
00:38:45.875 --> 00:38:47.958
Oh, erm...
I hope you don't mind.
717
00:38:47.958 --> 00:38:50.083
I had them hang up
an old school dinner jacket.
718
00:38:50.083 --> 00:38:51.250
We, er...
719
00:38:51.250 --> 00:38:52.333
We dress for dinner here,
720
00:38:52.333 --> 00:38:54.541
so I didn't want you
to be caught short.
721
00:38:54.541 --> 00:38:55.791
Dress for dinner?
722
00:38:55.791 --> 00:38:58.666
Yeah, it's, like...
It's, like, black tie.
723
00:38:59.583 --> 00:39:01.666
- I could've brought one.
- Oh, no, don't be silly.
724
00:39:01.666 --> 00:39:03.416
I mean, I have a spare.
It'd be a waste.
725
00:39:04.791 --> 00:39:05.958
Do you have cufflinks, though?
726
00:39:07.208 --> 00:39:08.208
No.
727
00:39:08.208 --> 00:39:10.375
That's all right.
We'll get it sorted. I'll...
728
00:39:10.375 --> 00:39:12.000
I'll get you some.
729
00:39:14.250 --> 00:39:16.208
I'm really happy
you're here, Ol.
730
00:39:16.208 --> 00:39:18.791
I'm sorry that
everything is so...
731
00:39:18.791 --> 00:39:20.666
old-fashioned.
732
00:39:22.750 --> 00:39:24.000
No, it's wonderful.
733
00:39:33.625 --> 00:39:35.458
We met in rehab, so...
734
00:39:35.458 --> 00:39:37.750
He was just so lovely
at first, and then
735
00:39:37.750 --> 00:39:38.958
all of his business partners
736
00:39:38.958 --> 00:39:40.916
started, sort of,
falling out of windows.
737
00:39:42.083 --> 00:39:43.625
- You know.
- Right.
738
00:39:43.625 --> 00:39:46.833
- Lucky escape.
Mmm. I suppose so.
739
00:39:46.833 --> 00:39:48.291
But he spoke Russian
all the time
740
00:39:48.291 --> 00:39:50.000
and it just sounded
so romantic.
741
00:39:50.000 --> 00:39:52.000
And I don't know
the Russian word for "whore",
742
00:39:52.000 --> 00:39:55.041
so I, sort of, thought
it sounded like lovely poetry.
743
00:39:55.041 --> 00:39:56.125
Yeah.
744
00:39:56.958 --> 00:39:59.250
Daddy always said I'd end up
at the bottom of the Thames.
745
00:39:59.250 --> 00:40:00.750
So far so good.
746
00:40:00.750 --> 00:40:02.875
I don't know
what I'd do without Elspeth.
747
00:40:02.875 --> 00:40:04.000
She really saved me.
748
00:40:04.000 --> 00:40:05.458
Don't bang on about it,
Pamela, darling.
749
00:40:05.458 --> 00:40:07.166
You know we're delighted
to have you for however long
750
00:40:07.166 --> 00:40:09.708
- it is you mean to stay.
- Forever?
751
00:40:09.708 --> 00:40:12.000
Oh, no. I think I might have,
erm, found somewhere.
752
00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:13.583
- Oh, well done, darling.
- Oh, good.
753
00:40:13.583 --> 00:40:15.250
Yeah, my cousin...
My cousin has a flat.
754
00:40:15.250 --> 00:40:17.375
Oh, that'll suit you
very well, a nice little flat.
755
00:40:17.375 --> 00:40:19.416
It's more of a...
More of a bedsit really.
756
00:40:19.416 --> 00:40:21.291
I loved living
in a bedsit in my 20s.
757
00:40:21.291 --> 00:40:24.041
It's so freeing
to live all in one room.
758
00:40:24.041 --> 00:40:25.875
And much less cleaning to do.
759
00:40:25.875 --> 00:40:28.041
Oh, but it'll be terrible
when you're gone.
760
00:40:28.041 --> 00:40:29.208
How will I cope?
761
00:40:29.208 --> 00:40:30.291
Well, I...
762
00:40:30.291 --> 00:40:31.500
I could actually stay
for a little bit longer...
763
00:40:31.500 --> 00:40:33.625
Oh, no, darling, no.
764
00:40:33.625 --> 00:40:35.541
You must be desperate
to be rid of us
765
00:40:35.541 --> 00:40:38.125
and find your own place.
I quite understand.
766
00:41:12.541 --> 00:41:13.541
Hey.
767
00:41:13.541 --> 00:41:15.416
Fucking hell,
you gave me a fright.
768
00:41:16.125 --> 00:41:19.333
Sorry. I just thought
you were sleepwalking.
769
00:41:20.333 --> 00:41:22.083
No, I wanted to have a look
at the moon.
770
00:41:26.791 --> 00:41:27.958
It's nearly full.
771
00:41:28.458 --> 00:41:29.541
Do you know what that means?
772
00:41:30.875 --> 00:41:31.875
No.
773
00:41:32.958 --> 00:41:35.125
We're all about
to lose our minds.
774
00:41:39.125 --> 00:41:41.708
Sorry, you must be...
You must be cold.
775
00:41:45.541 --> 00:41:47.000
I'm cold-blooded.
776
00:41:48.541 --> 00:41:50.750
We're all cold-blooded,
haven't you noticed?
777
00:41:53.500 --> 00:41:54.666
You're not cold-blooded.
778
00:41:56.375 --> 00:41:58.000
Your family is so kind to me.
779
00:41:59.833 --> 00:42:02.125
- Sweet.
780
00:42:05.333 --> 00:42:08.083
I see why Felix
likes you so much.
781
00:42:10.333 --> 00:42:11.625
You're so, erm...
782
00:42:12.250 --> 00:42:13.375
So what?
783
00:42:16.708 --> 00:42:17.708
I don't know.
784
00:42:25.041 --> 00:42:26.041
Real.
785
00:42:27.041 --> 00:42:28.166
- Hmm.
786
00:42:31.041 --> 00:42:33.500
I think I like you even more
than last year's one.
787
00:42:38.458 --> 00:42:39.625
Night.
788
00:42:46.458 --> 00:42:48.208
- What's, erm, what's...
Breakfast is ready.
789
00:42:49.833 --> 00:42:51.208
Morning.
- Morning.
790
00:42:53.041 --> 00:42:54.083
Morning.
791
00:42:54.083 --> 00:42:55.166
You sleep well, mate?
792
00:42:55.166 --> 00:42:57.125
Erm, yeah.
793
00:43:02.625 --> 00:43:03.625
Hi.
794
00:43:04.541 --> 00:43:06.125
Hey, Oliver,
have some breakfast.
795
00:43:06.125 --> 00:43:09.041
Er, can I get a full
English breakfast too, please?
796
00:43:12.166 --> 00:43:14.125
Breakfast is on the side, darling.
797
00:43:14.125 --> 00:43:15.375
Just help yourself.
798
00:43:15.875 --> 00:43:17.333
How would you like your eggs?
799
00:43:17.333 --> 00:43:19.916
- It's fine. I can get them.
Not the eggs.
800
00:43:20.541 --> 00:43:23.416
The eggs are made for you.
801
00:43:23.416 --> 00:43:24.500
Exactly.
802
00:43:25.166 --> 00:43:26.500
And everything else
is on the side.
803
00:43:33.708 --> 00:43:35.333
Fried over easy, please.
804
00:43:38.166 --> 00:43:40.291
Ollie, we were just talking
about the Shelley biography.
805
00:43:40.291 --> 00:43:42.416
Shelley who? Shelley,
Belinda's sister Shelley?
806
00:43:42.416 --> 00:43:45.166
Oh, Percy Bysshe Shelley.
The poet.
807
00:43:46.041 --> 00:43:48.250
- The Romantic poet.
- Oh.
808
00:43:48.250 --> 00:43:50.958
Do you know the story
about Shelley's doppelgänger?
809
00:43:50.958 --> 00:43:53.250
His doppelgänger?
Mmm.
810
00:43:53.250 --> 00:43:55.375
Shelley's housekeeper
was cleaning one of the rooms
811
00:43:55.375 --> 00:43:58.875
when Shelley walked past
the window and waved at her.
812
00:43:59.625 --> 00:44:01.916
So, she waved back
before she realised
813
00:44:01.916 --> 00:44:03.541
that Shelley was in Italy.
814
00:44:03.541 --> 00:44:04.833
And she was on the top floor
of the house.
815
00:44:04.833 --> 00:44:07.541
Oh, Vee. Stop, stop, stop.
I won't sleep.
816
00:44:07.541 --> 00:44:09.083
A few hours later, he drowned.
817
00:44:09.625 --> 00:44:10.625
Oh!
818
00:44:11.250 --> 00:44:13.250
Oh, that's just
given me goosebumps.
819
00:44:13.250 --> 00:44:15.375
- Look, Pamela.
- Oh, no.
820
00:44:15.375 --> 00:44:17.583
- I heard he fucked his sister.
- Oh, for God's sake!
821
00:44:17.583 --> 00:44:19.166
I think that was Byron.
822
00:44:19.166 --> 00:44:20.875
Oh,
speaking of which...
823
00:44:21.583 --> 00:44:25.166
Ellie, did you hear,
Ada ran off with Tommy Prior?
824
00:44:25.166 --> 00:44:26.458
Yes, you told me.
- Thank you so much.
825
00:44:26.458 --> 00:44:28.500
'Course she did.
Her husband was ghastly.
826
00:44:40.291 --> 00:44:41.541
Is everything okay, Ollie?
827
00:44:41.541 --> 00:44:44.083
Er, 'course, yeah.
It's just, erm...
828
00:44:44.875 --> 00:44:46.416
Runny eggs. I...
829
00:44:47.791 --> 00:44:49.208
I get a bit sick from them.
830
00:44:55.250 --> 00:44:56.291
Sorry.
831
00:44:58.041 --> 00:44:59.083
So sorry.
832
00:44:59.083 --> 00:45:01.083
Sorry.
833
00:45:11.333 --> 00:45:12.666
We're over here, Ollie!
834
00:45:16.625 --> 00:45:18.125
Hi, mate.
Hey.
835
00:45:18.833 --> 00:45:21.041
No trunks allowed
in the field.
836
00:45:30.875 --> 00:45:32.500
Well, well, well.
837
00:45:33.291 --> 00:45:35.291
- Leave him alone.
838
00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:37.083
Good for you.
839
00:45:38.541 --> 00:45:39.958
- What a twist.
840
00:45:41.875 --> 00:45:44.291
♪ I'm feelin' rough
I'm feelin' raw ♪
841
00:45:44.291 --> 00:45:45.375
♪ I'm in the prime
of my life ♪
842
00:45:45.375 --> 00:45:47.000
Watch out for thistles, mate.
843
00:45:48.750 --> 00:45:51.041
Thistles, they're everywhere. Seasonal.
844
00:45:51.041 --> 00:45:53.958
♪ Let's make some music
Make some money ♪
845
00:45:53.958 --> 00:45:56.625
♪ Find some models for wives ♪
846
00:45:56.625 --> 00:45:57.916
Do you think
Harry, Hermione and Ron
847
00:45:57.916 --> 00:46:00.541
- all have threesomes?
What?
848
00:46:00.541 --> 00:46:02.000
Oh, without a fucking doubt.
849
00:46:02.000 --> 00:46:03.583
You think
they all fuck?
850
00:46:03.583 --> 00:46:06.125
They're missing out on
an opportunity if they're not.
851
00:46:10.250 --> 00:46:11.791
♪ You man the island ♪
852
00:46:11.791 --> 00:46:13.375
- ♪ And the cocaine ♪
-
853
00:46:13.375 --> 00:46:15.708
♪ And the elegant cars ♪
854
00:46:17.791 --> 00:46:19.166
Oh, my God!
855
00:46:21.541 --> 00:46:22.541
Why is she wet?
856
00:46:22.541 --> 00:46:23.916
Because she's been
down the well, Mum.
857
00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:26.666
♪ We've got the vision ♪
858
00:46:26.666 --> 00:46:29.833
♪ Now let's have some fun ♪
859
00:46:31.958 --> 00:46:33.375
That was out.
860
00:46:33.375 --> 00:46:35.208
Drink, drink, drink!
- Fuck off!
861
00:46:35.208 --> 00:46:37.166
You've got
to hit the ball, Vee.
862
00:46:38.666 --> 00:46:42.708
♪ Yeah, it's overwhelming
But what else can we do? ♪
863
00:46:43.666 --> 00:46:45.416
♪ Get jobs in offices ♪
864
00:46:45.416 --> 00:46:48.666
♪ And wake up for
the morning commute? ♪
865
00:46:49.458 --> 00:46:50.666
What are these?
866
00:46:50.666 --> 00:46:52.250
Oh,
the Palissy plates.
867
00:46:52.250 --> 00:46:54.041
Do you mean Bernard Palissy,
868
00:46:54.041 --> 00:46:56.291
the 16th century
Huguenot ceramicist?
869
00:46:56.291 --> 00:46:58.208
Yes. Do you know him?
870
00:46:59.166 --> 00:47:00.333 line:5%
I've always
loved his work,
871
00:47:00.333 --> 00:47:02.458
but I've never seen anything
of his in real life.
872
00:47:04.375 --> 00:47:05.708
- ♪ We're fated ♪
873
00:47:05.708 --> 00:47:07.416
- ♪ To pretend ♪
-
874
00:47:10.083 --> 00:47:11.500
That's so weird.
875
00:47:11.500 --> 00:47:13.500
- Stop!
- Our point.
876
00:47:16.416 --> 00:47:17.958
♪ Yeah ♪
877
00:47:20.250 --> 00:47:22.333
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
878
00:47:42.500 --> 00:47:43.833
Can I help you?
879
00:47:44.958 --> 00:47:46.041
Er, sorry.
880
00:47:47.791 --> 00:47:48.833
Quite all right.
881
00:47:50.083 --> 00:47:52.375
Lots of people get lost
in Saltburn.
882
00:47:54.666 --> 00:47:56.083
- Well...
883
00:49:22.500 --> 00:49:23.791
All right.
884
00:49:24.625 --> 00:49:25.875
Night, mate.
885
00:50:18.208 --> 00:50:19.625
Oh, Oliver darling.
886
00:50:21.250 --> 00:50:22.833
So punctual.
887
00:50:22.833 --> 00:50:25.125
Poor Vee.
The boys just run a mile.
888
00:50:25.125 --> 00:50:26.208
Why?
889
00:50:26.208 --> 00:50:27.541
Well, she gives
it away for free.
890
00:50:27.541 --> 00:50:31.500
She's sexually incontinent.
Has been since she was 14.
891
00:50:31.500 --> 00:50:35.083
My mother always said...
"Born masochist."
892
00:50:35.083 --> 00:50:36.875
And then there's all the stuff
with the food.
893
00:50:36.875 --> 00:50:38.208
What stuff?
894
00:50:38.208 --> 00:50:39.958
You know,
"fingers for pudding".
895
00:50:41.291 --> 00:50:43.125
We thought she'd grow
out of it, the throwing up.
896
00:50:44.041 --> 00:50:45.583
I... I didn't know.
897
00:50:45.583 --> 00:50:46.958
Well, exactly!
Hasn't even helped.
898
00:50:46.958 --> 00:50:48.125
Complete waste of time.
899
00:50:48.125 --> 00:50:51.208
Honestly. But if she found
the right boy or girl.
900
00:50:51.208 --> 00:50:53.166
I don't care. Anything.
901
00:50:54.125 --> 00:50:56.125
I was a lesbian for a while,
you know.
902
00:50:56.125 --> 00:50:57.625
But it was all just
too wet for me in the end.
903
00:50:57.625 --> 00:50:59.375
Men are so lovely and dry.
904
00:51:01.458 --> 00:51:03.625
Ah, it can't have been
easy for Venetia.
905
00:51:04.583 --> 00:51:06.166
With you being her mother.
906
00:51:06.166 --> 00:51:07.958
- Why?
- Because...
907
00:51:07.958 --> 00:51:09.041
Because what?
908
00:51:09.708 --> 00:51:11.583
Because you're
so fucking beautiful.
909
00:51:24.041 --> 00:51:26.375
What do you think, er, Pamela
will be wearing tonight?
910
00:51:26.375 --> 00:51:28.791
What? Oh, Pamela's not here.
911
00:51:28.791 --> 00:51:30.625
- Oh, is she...
- She's gone.
912
00:51:30.625 --> 00:51:32.958
James thought it would better
to peel her away this morning
913
00:51:32.958 --> 00:51:35.125
without too much of a scene.
914
00:51:35.125 --> 00:51:36.875
Only so many hints
you can drop.
915
00:51:36.875 --> 00:51:38.708
Yeah, she did seem a bit lost.
916
00:51:38.708 --> 00:51:41.625
Ha, very tactful.
She's a complete limpet.
917
00:51:41.625 --> 00:51:43.083
The wettest of wet blankets.
918
00:51:43.083 --> 00:51:44.500
And very hard to know
from looking at her
919
00:51:44.500 --> 00:51:45.958
because she's so stylish.
920
00:51:45.958 --> 00:51:47.375
You'd think she was a riot
to look at her.
921
00:51:47.375 --> 00:51:49.708
But there's absolutely nothing
going on underneath.
922
00:51:52.166 --> 00:51:53.291
I know she's
had a hideous time
923
00:51:53.291 --> 00:51:54.625
the past few years
but, honestly,
924
00:51:54.625 --> 00:51:56.125
she did go on about it.
925
00:51:58.041 --> 00:51:59.708
If all of it was true...
926
00:52:02.666 --> 00:52:03.666
What do you mean?
927
00:52:07.416 --> 00:52:08.541
I shouldn't have said that.
928
00:52:10.208 --> 00:52:11.375
No, no, go on.
929
00:52:13.750 --> 00:52:16.000
No, I don't know. Just...
930
00:52:17.208 --> 00:52:20.500
Her stories, they just seemed
a bit inconsistent at times.
931
00:52:23.000 --> 00:52:24.208
I thought you noticed it too.
932
00:52:24.208 --> 00:52:26.500
Oh, yes, I had. Absolutely.
933
00:52:27.500 --> 00:52:28.750
The self-pity,
934
00:52:29.916 --> 00:52:31.666
the emotional blackmail.
935
00:52:33.666 --> 00:52:34.708
You know.
936
00:52:35.166 --> 00:52:36.208
Yes.
937
00:52:36.208 --> 00:52:38.500
Yes! God!
938
00:52:38.500 --> 00:52:40.291
I was feeling quite guilty
about it this afternoon,
939
00:52:40.291 --> 00:52:41.541
but you're absolutely right.
940
00:52:41.541 --> 00:52:44.083
There was actually something
quite sinister about her.
941
00:52:44.916 --> 00:52:45.958
Yes.
942
00:52:46.833 --> 00:52:48.333
Thank goodness
for you, Oliver.
943
00:52:48.333 --> 00:52:49.750
You're so perceptive.
944
00:53:34.791 --> 00:53:36.125
You're presumptuous.
945
00:53:38.250 --> 00:53:40.541
And you're in
a see-through nightdress
946
00:53:40.541 --> 00:53:42.041
underneath my window.
947
00:53:42.916 --> 00:53:45.458
It's my house.
I can go wherever I want.
948
00:53:46.416 --> 00:53:47.875
Oh, okay.
949
00:53:49.500 --> 00:53:52.333
And you want to be
in a see-through nightdress
950
00:53:52.333 --> 00:53:53.750
underneath my window.
951
00:53:58.041 --> 00:53:59.583
I hadn't really
thought about it.
952
00:54:01.250 --> 00:54:02.583
Just a masochist, then?
953
00:54:12.458 --> 00:54:14.041
You're not eating anything.
954
00:54:17.625 --> 00:54:18.708
Yes, I am.
955
00:54:20.041 --> 00:54:21.833
Well, you're not
keeping it down.
956
00:54:24.041 --> 00:54:26.625
I mean, you're so beautiful, Venetia.
957
00:54:28.166 --> 00:54:30.000
You need to look
after yourself.
958
00:54:32.375 --> 00:54:35.791
So tomorrow
you're going to eat,
959
00:54:36.791 --> 00:54:40.125
and then you're going
to stay at the table.
960
00:54:44.833 --> 00:54:46.250
Do you understand?
961
00:54:50.458 --> 00:54:51.500
Yes.
962
00:54:52.708 --> 00:54:53.708
Good.
963
00:55:22.250 --> 00:55:23.708
I could just eat you.
964
00:55:33.791 --> 00:55:35.166
Ollie...
965
00:55:35.166 --> 00:55:38.375
It's... It's not the right
time of the month.
966
00:55:38.375 --> 00:55:40.958
And is that something
you think I'm worried about?
967
00:55:50.250 --> 00:55:52.166
It's lucky for you
I'm a vampire.
968
00:57:10.000 --> 00:57:11.541
You've got a little
something there.
969
00:57:27.916 --> 00:57:30.416
You stupid little boy.
970
00:57:57.125 --> 00:57:58.416
It must have been
such a strain.
971
00:57:59.208 --> 00:58:00.208
I can never
972
00:58:00.208 --> 00:58:01.333
remember the name
of the, er, chubby one.
973
00:58:01.333 --> 00:58:02.416
What was it?
974
00:58:02.416 --> 00:58:03.666
He's some doctor in Paris.
975
00:58:03.666 --> 00:58:04.750
I can't remember his name.
976
00:58:04.750 --> 00:58:05.958
But he gives you,
sort of, shakes
977
00:58:05.958 --> 00:58:08.375
that you mix up with water,
I suppose.
978
00:58:09.500 --> 00:58:11.166
Good morning.
Hello, darling.
979
00:58:11.166 --> 00:58:13.541
- You sleep well?
- No, not really, mate.
980
00:58:13.541 --> 00:58:15.666
We're 30 for dinner
tomorrow night.
981
00:58:15.666 --> 00:58:17.500
Stopford Sackville
has cried off.
982
00:58:17.500 --> 00:58:18.583
Oh, dear, that's a shame.
983
00:58:18.583 --> 00:58:20.416
God, I forgot about
fucking dinner.
984
00:58:20.416 --> 00:58:22.333
Wait, who is coming
to dinner again?
985
00:58:22.333 --> 00:58:24.458
- The Henrys.
No, please!
986
00:58:24.458 --> 00:58:26.333
- Who are the Henrys?
Dad's friends.
987
00:58:26.875 --> 00:58:28.083
They're all called Henry.
988
00:58:28.083 --> 00:58:30.791
- Not all of them. Just most.
- It'll be fun.
989
00:58:30.791 --> 00:58:32.583
It'll be being
molested by Henry.
990
00:58:33.250 --> 00:58:34.250
You know which one.
991
00:58:34.250 --> 00:58:35.458
I'll put you next
to Oliver, then.
992
00:58:35.458 --> 00:58:36.916
He can molest you instead.
993
00:58:41.166 --> 00:58:42.750
Oh, Oliver,
I was going to say,
994
00:58:42.750 --> 00:58:44.458
we should do something fun
for your birthday.
995
00:58:45.041 --> 00:58:46.083
A proper party.
996
00:58:46.541 --> 00:58:48.750
No Henrys.
Something actually fun.
997
00:58:49.500 --> 00:58:50.833
What do you think, darling?
998
00:58:50.833 --> 00:58:53.416
If Oliver would like it,
I think it's a splendid idea.
999
00:58:53.416 --> 00:58:55.000
I think Oliver
looks like he'd rather
1000
00:58:55.000 --> 00:58:56.458
throw himself out of a window.
1001
00:58:59.250 --> 00:59:00.416
What kind of party?
1002
00:59:00.416 --> 00:59:01.791
I don't know.
Whatever you want.
1003
00:59:01.791 --> 00:59:04.333
What do you think?
About 100 people?
1004
00:59:04.333 --> 00:59:05.583
- A hundred?
- Or two.
1005
00:59:05.583 --> 00:59:06.916
It invariably
ends up being two,
1006
00:59:06.916 --> 00:59:08.541
doesn't it, with this
sort of thing?
1007
00:59:09.083 --> 00:59:12.166
Invite whoever you want.
All your friends.
1008
00:59:12.166 --> 00:59:13.833
What friends?
1009
00:59:15.208 --> 00:59:17.916
Oh! Oh! How about fancy dress?
1010
00:59:17.916 --> 00:59:19.333
Oh, yes!
1011
00:59:19.333 --> 00:59:21.625
I can wear
my suit of armour, Elspeth.
1012
00:59:21.625 --> 00:59:22.750
Good idea, darling.
1013
00:59:27.000 --> 00:59:28.250
We could have a theme.
1014
00:59:28.250 --> 00:59:29.583
What about
Midsummer Night's Dream?
1015
00:59:29.583 --> 00:59:30.666
Lovely.
1016
00:59:30.666 --> 00:59:32.541
Bring on the slutty fairies.
1017
01:00:03.291 --> 01:00:04.333
Hey.
1018
01:00:11.541 --> 01:00:12.541
Hey.
1019
01:00:13.083 --> 01:00:14.291
Felix.
1020
01:00:15.333 --> 01:00:16.541
Is everything okay?
1021
01:00:16.541 --> 01:00:18.500
Yes. Why?
1022
01:00:19.833 --> 01:00:21.833
You seem annoyed
about something.
1023
01:00:21.833 --> 01:00:23.291
I'm not annoyed
about anything.
1024
01:00:23.291 --> 01:00:24.375
Okay.
1025
01:00:27.125 --> 01:00:29.041
It's just slightly bad form,
that's all.
1026
01:00:29.041 --> 01:00:31.125
- What's bad form?
- What do you think?
1027
01:00:33.000 --> 01:00:34.375
Getting with Venetia, Ollie.
1028
01:00:35.041 --> 01:00:37.000
What makes you think
I got with Venetia?
1029
01:00:37.000 --> 01:00:38.500
Farleigh saw you two.
1030
01:00:38.500 --> 01:00:39.791
It's just
fucking cringe, mate.
1031
01:00:39.791 --> 01:00:41.041
I mean, really,
you're my friend.
1032
01:00:41.041 --> 01:00:42.208
You're supposed
to be here with me.
1033
01:00:42.208 --> 01:00:44.208
Look, I didn't want
to embarrass Venetia.
1034
01:00:45.750 --> 01:00:46.791
What do you mean?
1035
01:00:47.458 --> 01:00:49.916
Well, I saw her...
I saw her outside
1036
01:00:49.916 --> 01:00:51.666
and I went down to see
was she okay.
1037
01:00:51.666 --> 01:00:55.458
And I think she got the wrong
end of the stick because...
1038
01:00:55.458 --> 01:00:57.166
she tried to kiss me.
1039
01:00:57.166 --> 01:00:59.000
And I politely
steered her away.
1040
01:00:59.916 --> 01:01:02.208
Farleigh said you two were
practically eating each other.
1041
01:01:02.208 --> 01:01:03.666
Oh, and you believe him?
1042
01:01:04.333 --> 01:01:05.916
Me and Venetia?
1043
01:01:05.916 --> 01:01:07.416
Come on.
1044
01:01:13.958 --> 01:01:15.875
- Well, why didn't you tell me?
- I just...
1045
01:01:16.875 --> 01:01:18.416
I thought it would
be nicer not to.
1046
01:01:19.166 --> 01:01:21.375
She was hammered.
Probably doesn't remember.
1047
01:01:23.958 --> 01:01:25.500
She's so embarrassing.
1048
01:01:25.500 --> 01:01:27.500
And fucking Farleigh.
What a little a shit stirrer.
1049
01:01:28.125 --> 01:01:29.416
Mmm.
1050
01:01:29.416 --> 01:01:31.250
Well, someone
has to entertain us all.
1051
01:01:31.250 --> 01:01:32.416
Right.
1052
01:01:34.666 --> 01:01:36.041
That's why we love him.
1053
01:01:38.916 --> 01:01:40.916
Thank God.
1054
01:01:40.916 --> 01:01:43.041
You know, I thought we had
another Eddie situation.
1055
01:01:44.291 --> 01:01:45.291
- Eddie?
- Yeah.
1056
01:01:45.291 --> 01:01:46.833
Eddie was my best friend
at school.
1057
01:01:46.833 --> 01:01:48.083
And he came to stay with us.
1058
01:01:48.083 --> 01:01:50.333
And he, kind of,
1059
01:01:51.625 --> 01:01:53.583
developed a little thing
for Venetia,
1060
01:01:53.583 --> 01:01:56.166
and everything just
got so awkward.
1061
01:01:58.000 --> 01:02:00.125
Yeah, it, kind of,
ruined our friendship.
1062
01:02:05.458 --> 01:02:06.541
I can imagine.
1063
01:02:40.208 --> 01:02:41.500
I'm not saying
my mother isn't
1064
01:02:41.500 --> 01:02:42.916
completely idiotic
when it comes to money.
1065
01:02:42.916 --> 01:02:44.166
You just have
to be firm with her.
1066
01:02:44.166 --> 01:02:46.000
I can't call her
and tell her no.
1067
01:02:46.000 --> 01:02:47.708
I know. I know.
You've said that.
1068
01:02:47.708 --> 01:02:49.250
- I know, I understand.
No, you don't.
1069
01:02:49.250 --> 01:02:50.958
- You don't. It's humiliating.
It's very hard...
1070
01:02:50.958 --> 01:02:52.625
I'm sorry,
but it's a bit fucking shitty.
1071
01:02:52.625 --> 01:02:54.500
You're all throwing Oliver
a party for 200 people
1072
01:02:54.500 --> 01:02:56.125
while my mother
lives in squalor.
1073
01:02:56.125 --> 01:02:57.875
Oh, she's hardly
living in squalor, mate.
1074
01:02:57.875 --> 01:02:59.875
Well, she can't
pay her bills, so she will be.
1075
01:02:59.875 --> 01:03:01.958
Okay? At the rate she's going,
she will be.
1076
01:03:01.958 --> 01:03:03.250
Right,
that's exactly why
1077
01:03:03.250 --> 01:03:04.625
Dad's concerned
about helping her.
1078
01:03:04.625 --> 01:03:05.875
He doesn't wanna enable her.
1079
01:03:05.875 --> 01:03:07.708
He wants her to learn
to stand on her own two feet.
1080
01:03:07.708 --> 01:03:09.416
- Yeah, like he does?
- Farleigh.
1081
01:03:09.416 --> 01:03:12.375
I mean, you do know
how this looks, right?
1082
01:03:13.916 --> 01:03:16.458
Making me come to you
with a begging bowl.
1083
01:03:16.458 --> 01:03:17.666
What are you implying?
1084
01:03:17.666 --> 01:03:19.791
I think you know
what I'm implying, Felix.
1085
01:03:21.458 --> 01:03:23.250
Why don't you ask
Liam and Joshua?
1086
01:03:23.250 --> 01:03:24.375
Who...
1087
01:03:24.375 --> 01:03:26.000
Who the fuck
are Liam and Joshua?
1088
01:03:29.000 --> 01:03:30.083
Your footmen.
1089
01:03:33.916 --> 01:03:36.291
Oh, that is...
1090
01:03:37.291 --> 01:03:38.666
That is low, Farleigh.
1091
01:03:38.666 --> 01:03:39.875
- Jesus Christ, mate.
- Okay.
1092
01:03:39.875 --> 01:03:41.333
Seriously, is that...
Is that where
1093
01:03:41.333 --> 01:03:42.750
- you wanna take this?
- Right.
1094
01:03:42.750 --> 01:03:43.958
Make it a race thing?
1095
01:03:44.958 --> 01:03:47.250
What the fuck?
I mean, we're your family.
1096
01:03:47.250 --> 01:03:49.166
We hardly even notice
that you're different,
1097
01:03:49.166 --> 01:03:50.250
or anything like that.
1098
01:03:50.250 --> 01:03:51.500
Mmm.
- I never know
1099
01:03:51.500 --> 01:03:52.958
our footmen's names.
1100
01:03:52.958 --> 01:03:54.791
The turnover of a footman
is notoriously high.
1101
01:03:54.791 --> 01:03:56.583
- Of course.
- And by the way,
1102
01:03:56.583 --> 01:03:58.041
my father has been
more generous
1103
01:03:58.041 --> 01:03:59.416
than most people would be.
1104
01:04:00.333 --> 01:04:01.375
A lot more.
1105
01:04:06.958 --> 01:04:08.083
But...
1106
01:04:09.875 --> 01:04:12.500
maybe... maybe we've done
all that we can.
1107
01:04:39.750 --> 01:04:41.416
How do you know
her father, then?
1108
01:04:44.208 --> 01:04:46.041
Felix warned you off, then?
1109
01:04:49.583 --> 01:04:52.166
Well, maybe we just need to be
a bit more careful.
1110
01:04:54.041 --> 01:04:55.125
No, thanks.
1111
01:04:57.833 --> 01:05:00.500
It's just so disappointing.
1112
01:05:01.625 --> 01:05:03.291
You're just another
one of his toys.
1113
01:05:06.833 --> 01:05:07.833
You're upset.
1114
01:05:07.833 --> 01:05:10.375
Oh, don't worry.
I'm used to it. Honestly.
1115
01:05:11.541 --> 01:05:13.250
I mean, he never liked
sharing his toys.
1116
01:05:16.500 --> 01:05:19.291
Even the ones he doesn't want
to play with any more.
1117
01:05:21.166 --> 01:05:23.250
Henry, how is your
gorgeous son?
1118
01:05:25.166 --> 01:05:27.750
Venetia, Venetia...
1119
01:05:27.750 --> 01:05:30.291
- Me first. You're on my left.
- I'm sorry.
1120
01:05:30.291 --> 01:05:31.375
Of course.
1121
01:05:32.666 --> 01:05:34.958
So, how long have you
known the Cattons for?
1122
01:05:34.958 --> 01:05:37.375
Oh, forever. Forever and ever.
1123
01:05:37.375 --> 01:05:40.583
- And how... how did you...
- My husband is James' godson.
1124
01:05:40.583 --> 01:05:41.750
How long have
you been married?
1125
01:05:41.750 --> 01:05:42.875
You've been married long?
1126
01:05:42.875 --> 01:05:44.208
Yes.
1127
01:05:44.208 --> 01:05:46.416
- Lovely.
- Why?
1128
01:05:48.250 --> 01:05:49.750
- Erm...
- Why would it be "lovely"?
1129
01:05:49.750 --> 01:05:51.583
- Hmm?
- The man's an idiot.
1130
01:05:51.583 --> 01:05:52.791
...from the ocean floor.
1131
01:05:52.791 --> 01:05:54.291
Do you know what I mean?
1132
01:05:55.291 --> 01:05:57.583
- Have you got children?
- Yes. Two.
1133
01:05:57.583 --> 01:06:00.041
No, three. Three boys.
1134
01:06:00.041 --> 01:06:02.041
- Must be a handful.
- Well, no, they're at school.
1135
01:06:02.041 --> 01:06:03.166
That's the main thing
about school,
1136
01:06:03.166 --> 01:06:04.375
you hardly ever have
to see them.
1137
01:06:06.250 --> 01:06:08.041
Hen, darling, save me.
1138
01:06:08.041 --> 01:06:10.750
The rumour was,
she had two arseholes.
1139
01:06:10.750 --> 01:06:13.083
How was I supposed to know
she was a bloody hooker?
1140
01:06:17.791 --> 01:06:19.500
♪ Let me talk to 'em ♪
1141
01:06:19.500 --> 01:06:21.166
♪ Let me talk to 'em ♪
1142
01:06:22.208 --> 01:06:23.208 line:5%
♪ Let it rain ♪
1143
01:06:25.291 --> 01:06:26.875
♪ Let me talk to 'em ♪
1144
01:06:27.458 --> 01:06:29.958
♪ Shawty had them
apple bottom jeans ♪
1145
01:06:29.958 --> 01:06:32.375
♪ Boots with the fur ♪
1146
01:06:32.375 --> 01:06:35.708
♪ The whole club
was lookin' at her ♪
1147
01:06:35.708 --> 01:06:37.666
♪ She hit the floor ♪
1148
01:06:37.666 --> 01:06:38.833
♪ Next thing you know ♪
1149
01:06:38.833 --> 01:06:40.666
♪ Shawty got low, low, low ♪
1150
01:06:40.666 --> 01:06:41.750
♪ Low, low, low ♪
1151
01:06:41.750 --> 01:06:43.583
All right, fuck this.
I'm gonna get a drink.
1152
01:06:43.583 --> 01:06:44.791
Yeah, me too.
1153
01:06:44.791 --> 01:06:46.791
♪ The Reeboks with the strap ♪
1154
01:06:46.791 --> 01:06:48.666
♪ She turned around
and gave that ♪
1155
01:06:48.666 --> 01:06:50.791
♪ Big booty a slap ♪
1156
01:06:53.583 --> 01:06:54.875
Fuck, chuck or marry.
1157
01:06:56.041 --> 01:06:57.208
Richard III,
1158
01:06:58.583 --> 01:07:01.333
Henry VII or Henry VIII?
1159
01:07:02.625 --> 01:07:04.541
You know,
I think I'd fuck Richard III.
1160
01:07:06.083 --> 01:07:09.125
He's so insecure, so you know
he'd put in the work, right?
1161
01:07:13.833 --> 01:07:15.291
Or you could just fuck me?
1162
01:07:21.750 --> 01:07:25.250
Why did you tell Felix
about me and Venetia?
1163
01:07:25.250 --> 01:07:27.791
Well, I didn't think
he'd react that badly.
1164
01:07:27.791 --> 01:07:29.375
Yes, you did.
1165
01:07:29.916 --> 01:07:30.916
Yes, I did.
1166
01:07:34.166 --> 01:07:35.916
You know...
1167
01:07:36.833 --> 01:07:38.500
if you ever wanna
talk to anyone,
1168
01:07:38.500 --> 01:07:40.375
you can talk to me, Farleigh.
1169
01:07:43.750 --> 01:07:44.750
What do you mean?
1170
01:07:44.750 --> 01:07:47.708
Well, I know you're going
through a hard time at home.
1171
01:07:48.708 --> 01:07:50.041
I know how that feels.
1172
01:07:52.208 --> 01:07:54.000
When things are so precarious.
1173
01:07:56.000 --> 01:07:57.083
It's terrifying.
1174
01:08:00.208 --> 01:08:01.291
And lonely.
1175
01:08:02.583 --> 01:08:04.333
And it must be
so fucking weird
1176
01:08:04.333 --> 01:08:06.250
having to ask them
for everything.
1177
01:08:07.458 --> 01:08:08.625
And I know
you fucking hate me.
1178
01:08:08.625 --> 01:08:09.708
I...
1179
01:08:10.416 --> 01:08:11.500
I don't hate you.
1180
01:08:11.500 --> 01:08:13.291
But if you ever wanted me
1181
01:08:13.291 --> 01:08:15.166
to talk to them
to see if there's...
1182
01:08:16.791 --> 01:08:19.833
If I can help in any way...
1183
01:08:21.125 --> 01:08:22.125
...just ask.
1184
01:08:29.375 --> 01:08:31.375
- Okay.
1185
01:08:32.166 --> 01:08:34.875
Right, I think I'm gonna go
put him out of his misery.
1186
01:08:34.875 --> 01:08:37.083
♪ Shawty got low, low
Low, low, low ♪
1187
01:08:37.083 --> 01:08:38.750
- Oh!
1188
01:08:38.750 --> 01:08:39.833
Okay.
1189
01:08:40.666 --> 01:08:42.416
Well done, Henry.
That was great.
1190
01:08:42.416 --> 01:08:44.541
Everyone, round of applause
for Henry.
1191
01:08:46.291 --> 01:08:50.166
Okay. Now it's time
to take things up a notch.
1192
01:08:51.583 --> 01:08:55.875
Er, okay, we have someone here
who is a very talented singer.
1193
01:08:55.875 --> 01:08:57.958
He's your best friend,
and mine.
1194
01:08:59.750 --> 01:09:00.791
Oliver Quick.
1195
01:09:00.791 --> 01:09:02.875
Oliver!
1196
01:09:02.875 --> 01:09:04.375
- Come on, up you get.
- No, no, no.
1197
01:09:04.375 --> 01:09:07.083
- Yes, yes, don't be shy.
- I don't even know the song.
1198
01:09:07.083 --> 01:09:08.291
The words are
on the screen, Oliver.
1199
01:09:08.291 --> 01:09:10.583
That's the best bit.
That's the best bit!
1200
01:09:12.958 --> 01:09:16.041
♪ You dress me up
I'm your puppet ♪
1201
01:09:16.041 --> 01:09:18.833
♪ You buy me things
I love it ♪
1202
01:09:20.250 --> 01:09:23.000
♪ You bring me food
I need it ♪
1203
01:09:24.166 --> 01:09:26.166
♪ You give me love
I feed it ♪
1204
01:09:27.833 --> 01:09:32.083
♪ And look at the two of us
In sympathy ♪
1205
01:09:32.083 --> 01:09:34.458
♪ With everything we see ♪
1206
01:09:34.958 --> 01:09:38.833
♪ I never want anything
It's easy ♪
1207
01:09:39.500 --> 01:09:41.750
♪ You buy whatever I need ♪
1208
01:09:42.250 --> 01:09:46.208
♪ But look at my hopes
Look at my dreams ♪
1209
01:09:46.666 --> 01:09:47.958
♪ The currency we've spent ♪
1210
01:09:48.083 --> 01:09:49.125
- Oh!
1211
01:09:57.125 --> 01:09:59.708
♪ I love you
You pay my rent ♪
1212
01:10:00.333 --> 01:10:02.375
You tell them!
1213
01:10:02.375 --> 01:10:04.000
Farleigh.
- What?
1214
01:10:05.833 --> 01:10:07.166
This is your song as well, Farleigh.
1215
01:10:07.166 --> 01:10:08.291
Come finish it.
1216
01:10:10.083 --> 01:10:11.666
Only if you insist.
1217
01:10:14.041 --> 01:10:15.833
♪ You took me
to a restaurant ♪
1218
01:10:15.833 --> 01:10:18.375
- ♪ Off Broadway ♪
1219
01:10:18.375 --> 01:10:20.375
♪ To show me who you... ♪
1220
01:10:45.583 --> 01:10:48.166
What the fuck are you doing?
1221
01:10:48.166 --> 01:10:49.875
What do you
think I'm doing?
1222
01:10:49.875 --> 01:10:52.208
I think you're
in the wrong fucking room.
1223
01:10:56.666 --> 01:10:57.666
Am I?
1224
01:11:06.250 --> 01:11:09.125
Are you going to
behave from now on, Farleigh?
1225
01:11:09.125 --> 01:11:10.250
No.
1226
01:11:23.583 --> 01:11:25.041
Are you going to behave?
1227
01:11:28.583 --> 01:11:29.875
No.
1228
01:11:36.000 --> 01:11:37.750
Don't make me ask again.
1229
01:11:47.375 --> 01:11:48.500
Say it.
1230
01:11:52.416 --> 01:11:53.750
I'm going to behave.
1231
01:11:58.250 --> 01:12:00.541
- What the fuck...
1232
01:12:46.208 --> 01:12:47.750
I wouldn't do this.
James is very upset.
1233
01:12:47.750 --> 01:12:49.375
You know that...
Why would I do this?
1234
01:12:49.375 --> 01:12:50.541
I don't know...
I swear to God,
1235
01:12:50.541 --> 01:12:52.083
- this has to be...
Enough!
1236
01:12:52.083 --> 01:12:53.291
There must be
some kind of mistake here.
1237
01:12:53.291 --> 01:12:54.375
Farleigh...
- I'm sure I can...
1238
01:12:54.375 --> 01:12:55.833
Vee, what the fuck
is going on?
1239
01:12:55.833 --> 01:12:57.833
It's Farleigh.
1240
01:12:58.875 --> 01:12:59.875
What happened?
1241
01:12:59.875 --> 01:13:01.458
He tried to nick something.
1242
01:13:01.458 --> 01:13:02.833
What are you talking about?
1243
01:13:05.041 --> 01:13:06.791
He's a fucking idiot.
1244
01:13:06.791 --> 01:13:07.875
Move!
Please.
1245
01:13:11.583 --> 01:13:12.708
Fuck.
1246
01:13:16.750 --> 01:13:18.833
♪ Because you're gorgeous ♪
1247
01:13:18.833 --> 01:13:21.458
I mean, it's outrageous!
1248
01:13:21.458 --> 01:13:22.833
What
actually happened?
1249
01:13:22.833 --> 01:13:24.375
He sent an email
to Sotheby's
1250
01:13:24.375 --> 01:13:25.666
to say that he'd "come by"
1251
01:13:25.666 --> 01:13:27.333
- some Palissy plates.
1252
01:13:27.333 --> 01:13:28.708
I mean, the idiot.
He had to have known
1253
01:13:28.708 --> 01:13:30.291
that Dad went to school
with the chairman.
1254
01:13:30.291 --> 01:13:32.875
I mean,
talk about biting the hand.
1255
01:13:32.875 --> 01:13:35.291
And Mum and Dad would give him
anything he asked for.
1256
01:13:35.291 --> 01:13:38.416
Yeah, well, obviously
he got sick of asking.
1257
01:13:38.416 --> 01:13:41.166
That's ridiculous.
He's more spoilt than we are.
1258
01:13:41.166 --> 01:13:43.333
I mean, come on, Vee. You...
You have to admit.
1259
01:13:43.333 --> 01:13:44.666
It's a little bit dark,
him having to go
1260
01:13:44.666 --> 01:13:46.291
to Mum and Dad
with a begging bowl.
1261
01:13:46.291 --> 01:13:48.083
- Oh, boo-fucking-hoo.
All right, yes.
1262
01:13:48.083 --> 01:13:49.958
Fine, it was incredibly
fucking stupid...
1263
01:13:49.958 --> 01:13:51.041
Guys, guys, guys.
1264
01:13:53.041 --> 01:13:54.291
Oliver,
don't mention it, okay?
1265
01:13:54.291 --> 01:13:56.041
What happens
if they bring him up?
1266
01:13:56.541 --> 01:13:58.958
- They won't.
- What a glorious day.
1267
01:13:58.958 --> 01:14:01.416
Never known a summer
as hot as this one.
1268
01:14:01.416 --> 01:14:02.500
Sweltering.
1269
01:14:02.500 --> 01:14:04.291
I think it's even hotter
than last year.
1270
01:14:04.291 --> 01:14:05.416
I didn't think
that was possible,
1271
01:14:05.416 --> 01:14:07.333
but here we are again.
1272
01:14:07.333 --> 01:14:10.291
It's hotter than Barbados,
apparently. Barbados!
1273
01:14:10.291 --> 01:14:11.416
No, I can
believe it, darling.
1274
01:14:11.416 --> 01:14:13.875
Honestly, I don't think I've
ever been hotter in my life.
1275
01:14:13.875 --> 01:14:15.166
Oh,
I need to check with Robert...
1276
01:14:15.166 --> 01:14:16.291
- ...to make sure that
1277
01:14:16.291 --> 01:14:17.375
he's being extra vigilant
with the hydrangeas.
1278
01:14:17.375 --> 01:14:18.500
Very wise, my love.
1279
01:14:20.166 --> 01:14:21.416
Oh, bliss.
1280
01:14:22.000 --> 01:14:23.291
Bliss, bliss, bliss.
1281
01:14:24.708 --> 01:14:25.833
Mmm!
1282
01:14:27.083 --> 01:14:29.583
Oh, this song. God, I haven't
heard this song in forever.
1283
01:14:31.125 --> 01:14:33.250
I used to hang out
with them all, actually,
1284
01:14:33.250 --> 01:14:36.208
when I was modelling.
Britpop, Blur, Oasis.
1285
01:14:36.208 --> 01:14:38.958
God, the parties.
Oh, but then, of course,
1286
01:14:38.958 --> 01:14:40.250
Common People came out
1287
01:14:40.250 --> 01:14:42.000
and everybody thought
it was written about me.
1288
01:14:42.000 --> 01:14:44.625
Which was completely
mortifying and ridiculous.
1289
01:14:44.625 --> 01:14:46.458
I mean, I barely knew Jarvis.
1290
01:14:46.958 --> 01:14:48.750
What?
She came from Greece.
1291
01:14:48.750 --> 01:14:49.958
She had a thirst
for knowledge.
1292
01:14:49.958 --> 01:14:51.041
It couldn't have been me.
1293
01:14:51.041 --> 01:14:52.583
I've never wanted
to know anything.
1294
01:14:54.291 --> 01:14:57.375
God, I wish we didn't
have to go to London.
1295
01:14:57.375 --> 01:14:58.875
I didn't know you were
going to London.
1296
01:14:58.875 --> 01:15:00.083
Pamela's funeral.
1297
01:15:00.083 --> 01:15:02.416
- Oh.
- Pamela died?
1298
01:15:02.416 --> 01:15:03.583
Yeah.
1299
01:15:03.583 --> 01:15:05.333
She'd do anything
for attention.
1300
01:16:36.750 --> 01:16:38.000
Morning, birthday boy.
1301
01:16:41.500 --> 01:16:43.250
Get dressed.
We're going on a road trip.
1302
01:16:43.750 --> 01:16:44.750
Where?
1303
01:16:45.250 --> 01:16:46.833
Oh, it's a surprise.
1304
01:16:46.833 --> 01:16:47.916
Wear something nice.
1305
01:17:22.625 --> 01:17:24.041
How much further is it?
1306
01:17:25.000 --> 01:17:26.250
It's not too far now.
1307
01:17:38.791 --> 01:17:41.291
Er, please tell me you're...
1308
01:17:41.291 --> 01:17:43.208
Felix, are...
1309
01:17:43.208 --> 01:17:44.958
Look, Ollie,
just hear me out, all right?
1310
01:17:44.958 --> 01:17:46.166
No, no, no.
- Hear me out for a sec.
1311
01:17:46.166 --> 01:17:47.333
What have you done?
What have you done?
1312
01:17:47.333 --> 01:17:49.375
- Your mum called a week ago.
- Er...
1313
01:17:49.375 --> 01:17:50.708
You left your phone
in the bathroom,
1314
01:17:50.708 --> 01:17:52.000
so I thought, I thought...
1315
01:17:52.000 --> 01:17:53.500
I, sort of, just picked up.
1316
01:17:53.500 --> 01:17:54.875
I mean, you've been ignoring
her calls for weeks
1317
01:17:54.875 --> 01:17:57.041
and I just thought that
maybe I could help.
1318
01:17:57.041 --> 01:18:00.375
And on the phone, she really
sounded sober, mate.
1319
01:18:00.375 --> 01:18:02.833
She had no idea where you were
and she just wanted
1320
01:18:02.833 --> 01:18:04.250
to send you a card
for your birthday.
1321
01:18:04.250 --> 01:18:06.333
Please turn the car round.
You can't take me there.
1322
01:18:06.333 --> 01:18:08.041
You can't. Felix, you can't
take me there.
1323
01:18:08.041 --> 01:18:09.166
- Ollie, she's your mother.
- No!
1324
01:18:09.166 --> 01:18:10.791
She's your family!
1325
01:18:10.791 --> 01:18:12.375
- She's all that you've got.
- You don't understand!
1326
01:18:12.375 --> 01:18:13.500
- Ollie, she's your...
- You don't!
1327
01:18:13.500 --> 01:18:14.583
- I'm begging you.
- Mate...
1328
01:18:14.583 --> 01:18:16.041
I'm begging you. Please, no.
1329
01:18:16.041 --> 01:18:18.000
I'm not taking "no" for
an answer, mate. I'm sorry.
1330
01:18:18.000 --> 01:18:19.500
You have to fix this, mate.
1331
01:18:28.666 --> 01:18:31.333
Oh, look, there's a sign.
Churchill Avenue. Right.
1332
01:18:31.333 --> 01:18:32.541
Oh, 138.
1333
01:18:33.375 --> 01:18:34.375
Is this it?
1334
01:18:36.333 --> 01:18:38.250
- Oh, this is nice, mate.
1335
01:18:38.250 --> 01:18:40.291
Look, she's clearly
cleaned up her act.
1336
01:18:40.791 --> 01:18:41.833
This is lovely.
1337
01:18:44.750 --> 01:18:45.750
Let's do this.
1338
01:18:47.750 --> 01:18:49.291
Let me go in
without you, please.
1339
01:18:49.291 --> 01:18:50.500
I'm not leaving you, mate.
1340
01:18:51.166 --> 01:18:52.166
We're in this together.
1341
01:19:33.333 --> 01:19:35.250
Oliver! Oh!
1342
01:19:35.250 --> 01:19:37.375
Praise you're alive.
1343
01:19:38.958 --> 01:19:40.166
I didn't recognise you.
1344
01:19:43.125 --> 01:19:44.375
Happy birthday, darling.
1345
01:19:47.166 --> 01:19:49.958
You must be Felix.
It's so nice to meet you.
1346
01:19:49.958 --> 01:19:51.166
Your father's in the garden.
1347
01:19:51.166 --> 01:19:53.083
- His father?
Yeah.
1348
01:19:53.541 --> 01:19:55.916
He's been pacing around
all morning. He's so excited.
1349
01:19:55.916 --> 01:19:57.541
Come in. Come in.
1350
01:19:58.208 --> 01:19:59.208
Jeff!
1351
01:20:05.041 --> 01:20:06.833
Oh, that was in Mykonos.
1352
01:20:06.833 --> 01:20:08.208
We go every year.
1353
01:20:08.208 --> 01:20:09.333
Well, not any more.
1354
01:20:09.333 --> 01:20:11.583
No, not now
the kids are all grown up.
1355
01:20:11.583 --> 01:20:12.666
Kids?
1356
01:20:13.208 --> 01:20:14.875
You told me you were
an only child, Oliver?
1357
01:20:14.875 --> 01:20:17.541
No, I've always talked about
my sisters.
1358
01:20:21.958 --> 01:20:23.083
All right.
1359
01:20:23.083 --> 01:20:24.166
Well, I must have...
1360
01:20:24.166 --> 01:20:25.916
I must have forgotten.
1361
01:20:25.916 --> 01:20:27.666
I'm not surprised
if he didn't.
1362
01:20:27.666 --> 01:20:29.500
He always wanted
to be an only child,
1363
01:20:29.500 --> 01:20:31.166
always beetling off
by himself.
1364
01:20:31.166 --> 01:20:33.333
I bet, yeah. Yeah, I bet.
1365
01:20:33.333 --> 01:20:35.541
They didn't know what to do
with him at his school.
1366
01:20:35.541 --> 01:20:36.875
He was so clever.
1367
01:20:36.875 --> 01:20:38.291
That's why I think
1368
01:20:38.291 --> 01:20:39.958
he found it hard
to make friends.
1369
01:20:39.958 --> 01:20:41.291
The others were jealous.
1370
01:20:43.416 --> 01:20:47.000
And now he's the top scholar
at Oxford.
1371
01:20:47.000 --> 01:20:49.416
- The top scholar?
1372
01:20:50.333 --> 01:20:51.416
God, he's so modest.
1373
01:20:51.416 --> 01:20:53.666
You know, I... I had no idea.
1374
01:20:53.666 --> 01:20:55.208
It's been hard not seeing him.
1375
01:20:55.208 --> 01:20:57.666
Yeah, but it must be a lot
of pressure, though, I expect.
1376
01:20:57.666 --> 01:20:58.750
Oh, yeah.
1377
01:20:58.750 --> 01:21:00.291
- Yeah, of course it is.
- I bet. Yeah, I can't imagine.
1378
01:21:00.291 --> 01:21:01.375
Working day and night.
1379
01:21:01.375 --> 01:21:03.750
And then, on top of it all,
he's got the union.
1380
01:21:03.750 --> 01:21:05.208
- The plays.
1381
01:21:05.208 --> 01:21:06.291
- Yeah, the plays.
The rowing team.
1382
01:21:06.291 --> 01:21:07.416
- The rowing team?
Oh, yeah...
1383
01:21:07.416 --> 01:21:09.250
I've gotta go.
What d'you mean?
1384
01:21:09.250 --> 01:21:11.708
I've got these
horrible migraines.
1385
01:21:11.708 --> 01:21:14.416
Oh. Why don't you lie down
upstairs, darling?
1386
01:21:14.416 --> 01:21:15.833
I made your bed up
in case you wanted to stay.
1387
01:21:15.833 --> 01:21:16.916
We've got to get back.
We've...
1388
01:21:16.916 --> 01:21:18.625
We've got to get back
for my party.
1389
01:21:18.625 --> 01:21:19.708
Oliver...
Oliver, your mother spent
1390
01:21:19.708 --> 01:21:20.875
- all morning making lunch.
It doesn't matter.
1391
01:21:20.875 --> 01:21:22.875
- It does matter. It does.
No, it's all right.
1392
01:21:22.875 --> 01:21:24.541
- If he's not well...
It's not okay.
1393
01:21:24.541 --> 01:21:25.916
It doesn't matter,
it's only spag bol.
1394
01:21:25.916 --> 01:21:27.166
And the cake?
1395
01:21:27.916 --> 01:21:29.041
It doesn't matter.
1396
01:21:29.041 --> 01:21:31.166
Of course we can stay,
we would love to stay.
1397
01:21:31.833 --> 01:21:32.916
Ollie, just take a pill
or something,
1398
01:21:32.916 --> 01:21:34.125
for Christ's sake.
1399
01:21:42.708 --> 01:21:44.125
I love spag bol.
1400
01:21:51.041 --> 01:21:53.791
Felix, look, Felix,
1401
01:21:53.791 --> 01:21:55.125
please, let me just explain.
1402
01:21:55.125 --> 01:21:56.333
I think the best thing
1403
01:21:56.333 --> 01:21:58.166
is that you go home
after your party.
1404
01:21:58.166 --> 01:21:59.583
It's too late
to cancel it now,
1405
01:21:59.583 --> 01:22:01.041
and summer's almost finished anyway.
1406
01:22:01.041 --> 01:22:04.041
So I think we'll have
your party tonight, and...
1407
01:22:05.666 --> 01:22:07.375
I will see you back at Oxford.
1408
01:22:07.375 --> 01:22:08.833
And we can still be friends, though?
1409
01:22:10.250 --> 01:22:11.500
I mean, we're going
to laugh about this.
1410
01:22:12.291 --> 01:22:13.416
I... I...
1411
01:22:14.583 --> 01:22:15.750
I don't even know
why I said it.
1412
01:22:15.750 --> 01:22:17.125
It's just a stupid thing
to say...
1413
01:22:17.125 --> 01:22:18.625
No, it's fucking weird,
is what it is, mate.
1414
01:22:18.625 --> 01:22:20.083
Honestly, I don't
even know where to start.
1415
01:22:20.083 --> 01:22:22.291
I mean,
you're a fucking liar, Ollie.
1416
01:22:27.833 --> 01:22:28.916
Why would you lie?
1417
01:22:34.083 --> 01:22:35.458
I just wanted
to be your friend.
1418
01:22:44.166 --> 01:22:46.541
Look, let's just
get through tonight.
1419
01:22:46.541 --> 01:22:48.000
Can you not tell your family, please?
1420
01:22:48.000 --> 01:22:49.625
Of course not. Fucking hell!
1421
01:22:49.625 --> 01:22:51.125
It's dark enough as it is!
1422
01:23:25.125 --> 01:23:26.208
Duncan.
1423
01:23:26.208 --> 01:23:27.500
- Yes?
- Orchid.
1424
01:23:27.500 --> 01:23:28.750
♪ Watch me work it,
I'm perfect ♪
1425
01:23:28.750 --> 01:23:30.583
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
1426
01:23:30.583 --> 01:23:32.541
♪ Let me hear you scream
If you want some more ♪
1427
01:23:32.541 --> 01:23:34.333
- Cheers!
1428
01:23:34.333 --> 01:23:36.375
♪ Watch me work it,
I'm perfect ♪
1429
01:23:38.250 --> 01:23:39.375
Uh-oh.
1430
01:23:39.375 --> 01:23:40.583
Oh,
it's George's daughter.
1431
01:23:40.583 --> 01:23:41.791
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
1432
01:23:42.458 --> 01:23:44.583
Oh, dear,
she's just like her mother.
1433
01:23:47.666 --> 01:23:48.750
♪ That's right
I'm a superstar ♪
1434
01:23:48.750 --> 01:23:50.333
♪ Everybody wanna come up
When I'm at the bar ♪
1435
01:23:50.333 --> 01:23:52.166
♪ All the people wanna try
It's like give me some more ♪
1436
01:23:52.166 --> 01:23:54.458
♪ Try a little harder, honey
Give me some more ♪
1437
01:23:54.458 --> 01:23:55.916
♪ Let's go I'm a superstar ♪
1438
01:23:55.916 --> 01:23:57.833
♪ Getting busy with the boys
Hanging at the bar ♪
1439
01:23:57.833 --> 01:23:59.666
♪ Everybody coming close
'cause they all want me ♪
1440
01:23:59.666 --> 01:24:00.833
♪ You all knew
When you saw me ♪
1441
01:24:00.833 --> 01:24:02.708
♪ I like how you look
Baby call me, call me ♪
1442
01:24:02.708 --> 01:24:04.458
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
1443
01:24:04.458 --> 01:24:06.291
♪ Let me hear you scream
If you want some more ♪
1444
01:24:06.916 --> 01:24:09.000
Hey! Hey!
1445
01:24:10.208 --> 01:24:11.625
Have you seen Felix?
1446
01:24:12.750 --> 01:24:13.750
Nope.
1447
01:24:17.791 --> 01:24:18.958
Which one's
the biggest...
1448
01:24:18.958 --> 01:24:20.125
Oh, no.
1449
01:24:20.125 --> 01:24:22.083
- Oh, fuck.
Felix.
1450
01:24:22.833 --> 01:24:24.666
Can I, er, talk to you
for one second?
1451
01:24:27.541 --> 01:24:29.416
You can't ignore me forever.
1452
01:24:29.416 --> 01:24:30.583
I can try.
1453
01:24:30.583 --> 01:24:32.375
Felix,
we need to talk.
1454
01:24:32.375 --> 01:24:33.583
Felix, come on!
1455
01:24:33.583 --> 01:24:34.666
Look, man, I tried to be nice,
1456
01:24:34.666 --> 01:24:36.250
but can you fuck off
and bother somebody else?
1457
01:24:44.083 --> 01:24:45.333
Who was that?
1458
01:25:18.666 --> 01:25:19.958
Hello, Farleigh.
1459
01:25:19.958 --> 01:25:22.083
How did you know it was me?
1460
01:25:22.666 --> 01:25:23.666
Signet ring.
1461
01:25:25.750 --> 01:25:26.750
God.
1462
01:25:26.750 --> 01:25:28.666
You really do notice
everything, don't you?
1463
01:25:30.791 --> 01:25:31.916
Have they seen you yet?
1464
01:25:32.541 --> 01:25:33.833
Not yet.
1465
01:25:36.500 --> 01:25:37.833
Yeah, they'll go ballistic.
1466
01:25:38.750 --> 01:25:39.750
I doubt it.
1467
01:25:40.416 --> 01:25:41.875
They invited me.
1468
01:25:44.041 --> 01:25:45.291
Ohhh!
Mmm.
1469
01:25:46.666 --> 01:25:47.708
Mmm.
1470
01:25:50.541 --> 01:25:52.208
God, the look on your face.
1471
01:25:52.208 --> 01:25:54.083
They can't have invited you.
1472
01:25:54.083 --> 01:25:56.500
Oh, Oliver,
you'll never catch on.
1473
01:25:57.750 --> 01:25:59.041
This place...
1474
01:25:59.875 --> 01:26:01.625
You know,
it's not for you.
1475
01:26:02.750 --> 01:26:05.166
It is a fucking dream.
1476
01:26:05.166 --> 01:26:07.166
It is an anecdote
you'll bore your fat kids
1477
01:26:07.166 --> 01:26:08.375
with at Christmas.
1478
01:26:09.166 --> 01:26:11.791
Oliver's once in a lifetime
1479
01:26:11.791 --> 01:26:15.291
handjob on a hay bale,
golden, big boy summer!
1480
01:26:17.875 --> 01:26:19.250
You'll cling on to it,
1481
01:26:19.833 --> 01:26:21.875
and comb over it,
and jerk off to it,
1482
01:26:21.875 --> 01:26:24.166
and you'll wonder how
you could ever
1483
01:26:24.833 --> 01:26:27.791
ever, ever, ever get it back.
1484
01:26:28.583 --> 01:26:29.958
But you don't get it back.
1485
01:26:32.541 --> 01:26:34.166
Because your summer's over.
1486
01:26:36.208 --> 01:26:37.333
And so you...
1487
01:26:37.333 --> 01:26:39.291
Oh...
1488
01:26:39.291 --> 01:26:40.416
You...
1489
01:26:41.208 --> 01:26:42.416
catch a train...
1490
01:26:44.291 --> 01:26:46.416
to whatever
creepy doll factory
1491
01:26:46.416 --> 01:26:48.458
it is they make Olivers in.
1492
01:26:48.458 --> 01:26:51.666
And I come back here.
1493
01:26:54.916 --> 01:26:56.250
This isn't a dream to me.
1494
01:26:58.041 --> 01:26:59.083
It's my house.
1495
01:27:01.291 --> 01:27:04.958
So whatever happens,
I always come back.
1496
01:27:08.416 --> 01:27:10.000
Try harder next time, baby.
1497
01:27:11.958 --> 01:27:16.083
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1498
01:27:16.875 --> 01:27:21.166
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1499
01:27:21.166 --> 01:27:24.541
♪ Happy birthday dear... ♪
1500
01:27:25.708 --> 01:27:27.500
Shit,
I can't remember his name.
1501
01:27:28.666 --> 01:27:33.291
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1502
01:27:33.291 --> 01:27:35.041
Whoo!
1503
01:27:49.666 --> 01:27:53.083
♪ Happiness seems
To be loneliness ♪
1504
01:27:53.083 --> 01:27:56.666
♪ And loneliness
Killed my world ♪
1505
01:27:56.666 --> 01:27:57.750
♪ How could you guess ♪
1506
01:27:58.208 --> 01:28:00.958
♪ When you're only
Thinking of yourself? ♪
1507
01:28:00.958 --> 01:28:03.750
♪ How you looked
At other girls ♪
1508
01:28:04.250 --> 01:28:07.833
♪ Happiness seems
To be loneliness ♪
1509
01:28:07.833 --> 01:28:11.250
♪ And loneliness
Killed my world ♪
1510
01:28:11.250 --> 01:28:12.791
♪ How could you guess ♪
1511
01:28:12.791 --> 01:28:15.458
♪ When you're only
Thinking of yourself? ♪
1512
01:28:15.458 --> 01:28:18.375
♪ How you looked
At other girls ♪
1513
01:28:33.333 --> 01:28:36.708
♪ Happiness seems
To be loneliness ♪
1514
01:28:36.708 --> 01:28:40.000
♪ And loneliness
Killed my world ♪
1515
01:28:40.000 --> 01:28:41.708
♪ How could you guess ♪
1516
01:28:41.708 --> 01:28:44.583
♪ When you're only
Thinking of yourself? ♪
1517
01:28:44.583 --> 01:28:47.500
♪ How you looked
At other girls ♪
1518
01:30:00.916 --> 01:30:03.208
- Felix.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
1519
01:30:03.208 --> 01:30:04.333
What the fuck
are you doing here?
1520
01:30:04.333 --> 01:30:06.583
I need to talk to you.
Were you spying on us?
1521
01:30:06.583 --> 01:30:07.833
No, I wasn't.
1522
01:30:07.833 --> 01:30:10.041
You know,
you two are fucking gross.
1523
01:30:10.041 --> 01:30:11.208
Fucking hell, mate.
1524
01:30:11.791 --> 01:30:13.458
God...
1525
01:30:13.458 --> 01:30:15.416
What the fuck
is wrong with you, Oliver?
1526
01:30:15.416 --> 01:30:16.875
Leave me the fuck alone!
1527
01:30:16.875 --> 01:30:18.375
- No, we need to talk.
- Please stop.
1528
01:30:18.375 --> 01:30:20.166
We can't... We can't,
are you fucking crazy?
1529
01:30:20.166 --> 01:30:22.208
- You can't just throw me away.
- Get the fuck away from me.
1530
01:30:23.500 --> 01:30:24.500
Ah, fuck...
1531
01:30:24.500 --> 01:30:27.000
Look, I just gave you
what you wanted!
1532
01:30:29.958 --> 01:30:31.208
Like everyone else does.
1533
01:30:31.750 --> 01:30:34.125
Everyone puts on
a show for Felix.
1534
01:30:37.041 --> 01:30:38.500
So I'm sorry that...
1535
01:30:38.500 --> 01:30:40.291
my performance
wasn't good enough.
1536
01:30:42.000 --> 01:30:43.000
I think...
1537
01:30:43.916 --> 01:30:45.333
I think you need
to see somebody.
1538
01:30:45.333 --> 01:30:46.583
You need help, okay?
Seriously.
1539
01:30:46.583 --> 01:30:47.875
No. No, I don't.
1540
01:30:47.875 --> 01:30:50.625
I just need you to understand
how much I fucking love you.
1541
01:30:51.750 --> 01:30:53.916
You're the only friend
I ever had, Felix.
1542
01:30:56.125 --> 01:30:57.208
Okay...
1543
01:30:57.208 --> 01:30:59.916
I mean, doesn't this
just prove how much,
1544
01:30:59.916 --> 01:31:01.708
how much of a good friend
I actually am?
1545
01:31:02.708 --> 01:31:04.041
How well I actually know you?
1546
01:31:04.916 --> 01:31:06.333
I'm still the same person.
1547
01:31:07.916 --> 01:31:10.083
Yeah?
I'm still the same person.
1548
01:31:12.750 --> 01:31:14.083
I don't know what you are.
1549
01:31:18.291 --> 01:31:19.458
But I do know you,
1550
01:31:20.166 --> 01:31:22.666
you make my fucking blood
run cold.
1551
01:31:40.083 --> 01:31:41.291
Wait there a sec.
1552
01:31:44.916 --> 01:31:46.166
Fuck. Ah.
1553
01:32:03.750 --> 01:32:05.291
- Better?
- Fuck you.
1554
01:32:08.500 --> 01:32:09.833
I think
you should go to bed.
1555
01:32:13.375 --> 01:32:15.166
I don't care
what you think any more.
1556
01:32:26.958 --> 01:32:28.833
Oh, fuck.
1557
01:33:37.750 --> 01:33:39.000
Felix!
1558
01:33:41.041 --> 01:33:42.583
Felix!
Felix!
1559
01:33:45.000 --> 01:33:46.125
Felix!
1560
01:34:12.666 --> 01:34:14.125
You don't need
to be told, do you?
1561
01:34:18.125 --> 01:34:19.250
You already know.
1562
01:34:24.875 --> 01:34:27.750
You're just turning the handle
on a jack in the box.
1563
01:34:30.208 --> 01:34:32.583
Walking towards
the end of the world.
1564
01:34:50.125 --> 01:34:51.916
Knowing that any second...
1565
01:34:58.166 --> 01:35:00.166
the ground
was gonna fall away.
1566
01:35:19.666 --> 01:35:20.958
It's the end of everything.
1567
01:36:10.791 --> 01:36:12.291
Darling, darling boy.
1568
01:36:14.166 --> 01:36:15.666
- My darling boy.
1569
01:36:18.375 --> 01:36:19.875
Help me move him.
1570
01:36:19.875 --> 01:36:21.208
We need to get him inside.
1571
01:36:21.208 --> 01:36:22.291
Get him warm.
1572
01:36:26.708 --> 01:36:28.250
I just need
to get him warmed up.
1573
01:36:30.291 --> 01:36:31.458
Felix, darling,
1574
01:36:32.291 --> 01:36:33.750
where's your jumper?
1575
01:36:33.750 --> 01:36:34.958
Hmm?
1576
01:36:34.958 --> 01:36:36.125
Where's your jumper?
1577
01:36:39.875 --> 01:36:41.625
Come on now! Help me.
1578
01:36:43.375 --> 01:36:44.791
I don't think
we can move him, James.
1579
01:36:44.791 --> 01:36:47.208
I think... I think the police.
1580
01:36:47.208 --> 01:36:48.291
Yes.
1581
01:36:49.166 --> 01:36:50.375
Yes, come away, darling.
1582
01:36:52.333 --> 01:36:53.333
It's nearly lunch.
1583
01:36:53.875 --> 01:36:54.875
Yes.
1584
01:37:26.166 --> 01:37:27.166
What is it, Duncan?
1585
01:37:27.166 --> 01:37:29.166
It's the police,
Your Ladyship.
1586
01:37:30.541 --> 01:37:31.708
They're having trouble.
1587
01:37:33.208 --> 01:37:34.458
What kind of trouble?
1588
01:37:34.458 --> 01:37:36.500
They keep getting lost
in the maze.
1589
01:37:38.125 --> 01:37:39.125
And?
1590
01:37:40.583 --> 01:37:42.083
May I send
one of the gardeners
1591
01:37:42.083 --> 01:37:43.291
- to assist them, sir?
- Fine.
1592
01:37:47.458 --> 01:37:48.541
Oliver, darling.
1593
01:37:48.541 --> 01:37:50.250
Why don't you tell us
about last night?
1594
01:37:52.500 --> 01:37:53.583
- Last night?
Mmm.
1595
01:37:53.583 --> 01:37:55.041
Did you have a lovely time?
1596
01:37:55.833 --> 01:37:57.583
Yeah, it was, er, wonderful.
1597
01:37:58.166 --> 01:37:59.416
- Thank you.
Oh, good.
1598
01:37:59.416 --> 01:38:01.125
I think it was a hit.
Don't you, darling?
1599
01:38:01.125 --> 01:38:02.500
Oh, yes, a triumph.
1600
01:38:02.500 --> 01:38:04.208
Yes. The house
looked good, didn't it?
1601
01:38:04.208 --> 01:38:06.541
Beautiful.
- And that cake was...
1602
01:38:06.541 --> 01:38:07.958
Oh, did you like it?
1603
01:38:07.958 --> 01:38:09.666
- Mm-hmm.
- I never had any in the end.
1604
01:38:09.666 --> 01:38:10.958
That's always the way,
isn't it?
1605
01:38:10.958 --> 01:38:12.208
You end up running around
so much
1606
01:38:12.208 --> 01:38:13.500
you miss the actual party.
1607
01:38:16.708 --> 01:38:17.791
What now?
1608
01:38:18.916 --> 01:38:21.416
May I be permitted
to close the curtains, sir?
1609
01:38:22.458 --> 01:38:24.291
Sir, the coroner's outside
1610
01:38:24.291 --> 01:38:26.125
and may need
to pass the window with...
1611
01:38:26.125 --> 01:38:27.750
Yes, thank you. Close them.
1612
01:38:29.166 --> 01:38:31.458
I don't normally
like chocolate cake.
1613
01:38:31.458 --> 01:38:33.500
Yes, it can be cloying,
can't it?
1614
01:38:33.500 --> 01:38:35.750
Mmm, but last night
it was so light.
1615
01:38:35.750 --> 01:38:38.416
Yes, Lynn has always
been an expert with cakes.
1616
01:38:38.416 --> 01:38:40.208
Yes, cold hands, apparently.
1617
01:38:40.208 --> 01:38:41.541
You have to have cold hands.
1618
01:38:41.541 --> 01:38:43.750
Mm-hmm, I've heard.
1619
01:38:43.750 --> 01:38:45.583
So the butter doesn't melt.
1620
01:38:45.583 --> 01:38:47.250
Although
I would think
1621
01:38:47.250 --> 01:38:48.750
that applied more
to pastry than to...
1622
01:38:48.750 --> 01:38:51.708
Duncan, just get them closed,
for Christ's sake!
1623
01:38:51.708 --> 01:38:54.125
Yes, I am trying, sir.
I can't.
1624
01:38:57.458 --> 01:38:58.625
- I'm so sorry.
1625
01:38:59.958 --> 01:39:01.041
I'm so sorry.
1626
01:39:29.333 --> 01:39:31.333
Oh, my God.
1627
01:39:32.416 --> 01:39:34.916
Er, may I be excused, please?
1628
01:39:34.916 --> 01:39:36.541
No, we haven't finished lunch.
1629
01:39:36.541 --> 01:39:38.541
Lunch is cold.
1630
01:39:39.125 --> 01:39:41.250
You want me just to eat it
like nothing's happening?
1631
01:39:41.250 --> 01:39:42.875
What else is there to do, darling?
1632
01:39:42.875 --> 01:39:45.541
- Anything! Anything!
- Farleigh!
1633
01:39:45.541 --> 01:39:46.875
Will you be quiet?
1634
01:39:46.875 --> 01:39:48.708
Sit down
and eat the bloody pie!
1635
01:39:48.708 --> 01:39:49.958
Just eat it!
1636
01:39:49.958 --> 01:39:51.958
Eat it and shut up!
1637
01:39:51.958 --> 01:39:53.500
Eat the bloody pie!
1638
01:39:56.458 --> 01:39:58.625
You're not the only person
here with feelings.
1639
01:40:00.375 --> 01:40:02.916
None of us wants
your bloody American feelings.
1640
01:40:02.916 --> 01:40:04.458
I think it's delicious.
1641
01:40:10.500 --> 01:40:12.541
What the fuck
are you still doing here?
1642
01:40:14.750 --> 01:40:16.625
Wait, does no one else
find it weird?
1643
01:40:18.416 --> 01:40:19.791
No one else finds that weird?
1644
01:40:19.791 --> 01:40:21.666
I wouldn't throw stones
if I was you, Farleigh.
1645
01:40:21.666 --> 01:40:23.416
Excuse me?
- Please stop.
1646
01:40:23.416 --> 01:40:25.458
What is he saying?
- I... I have no idea.
1647
01:40:25.458 --> 01:40:27.833
What I'm saying
is I would feel guilty too.
1648
01:40:27.833 --> 01:40:29.375
- Guilty?
If I was the one
1649
01:40:29.375 --> 01:40:31.666
racking up lines
the night someone died.
1650
01:40:33.875 --> 01:40:36.708
- Fuck you.
- That's not a denial.
1651
01:40:37.750 --> 01:40:38.916
Is that true?
1652
01:40:41.291 --> 01:40:42.291
Search Farleigh's room.
1653
01:40:42.291 --> 01:40:43.458
- Yes, sir.
- No.
1654
01:40:46.250 --> 01:40:47.250
Get out!
1655
01:40:47.250 --> 01:40:49.041
- No, wait...
1656
01:40:49.041 --> 01:40:50.708
- Erm...
- What's happening?
1657
01:40:50.708 --> 01:40:52.500
Aunt Elspeth... Elspeth...
1658
01:40:52.500 --> 01:40:54.125
Don't you dare look at her!
1659
01:40:54.833 --> 01:40:55.833
Get out!
1660
01:40:58.166 --> 01:40:59.791
I won't mention this
to the police.
1661
01:41:00.666 --> 01:41:01.916
That's all you'll get.
1662
01:41:01.916 --> 01:41:03.000
Nothing more,
1663
01:41:03.625 --> 01:41:04.666
ever again.
1664
01:41:28.000 --> 01:41:32.458
♪ Lord of all hopefulness ♪
1665
01:41:32.458 --> 01:41:36.250
♪ Lord of all joy ♪
1666
01:41:36.250 --> 01:41:40.666
♪ Whose trust,
Ever child-like ♪
1667
01:41:40.666 --> 01:41:44.875
♪ No cares could destroy ♪
1668
01:41:45.541 --> 01:41:49.958
♪ Be there at our waking ♪
1669
01:41:49.958 --> 01:41:54.208
♪ And give us, we pray ♪
1670
01:41:54.750 --> 01:41:59.208
♪ Your bliss in our hearts,
Lord ♪
1671
01:41:59.208 --> 01:42:04.083
♪ At the break of the day ♪
1672
01:42:12.583 --> 01:42:14.041
♪ Lord of all eagerness ♪
1673
01:42:14.041 --> 01:42:15.750
See you back
at the house, Oliver.
1674
01:42:17.125 --> 01:42:20.416
♪ Lord of all faith ♪
1675
01:42:21.083 --> 01:42:24.666
♪ Whose strong hands
Were skilled ♪
1676
01:42:24.666 --> 01:42:29.500
♪ At the plane and the lathe ♪
1677
01:42:30.375 --> 01:42:35.000
♪ Be there at our labours ♪
1678
01:42:35.000 --> 01:42:38.958
♪ And give us, we pray ♪
1679
01:42:42.333 --> 01:42:44.625
♪ Your strength in our hearts,
Lord ♪
1680
01:42:44.625 --> 01:42:49.375
♪ At the noon of the day ♪
1681
01:42:58.000 --> 01:43:02.666
♪ Lord of all kindliness ♪
1682
01:43:02.666 --> 01:43:06.291
♪ Lord of all grace ♪
1683
01:43:07.000 --> 01:43:11.625
♪ Your hands swift
To welcome ♪
1684
01:43:11.625 --> 01:43:16.250
♪ Your arms to embrace ♪
1685
01:43:16.875 --> 01:43:21.583
♪ Be there at our homing ♪
1686
01:43:21.583 --> 01:43:26.000
♪ And give us, we pray ♪
1687
01:43:27.083 --> 01:43:32.000
♪ Your love in our hearts,
Lord ♪
1688
01:43:32.000 --> 01:43:37.208
♪ At the eve of the day ♪
1689
01:43:46.166 --> 01:43:51.791
♪ Lord of all gentleness ♪
1690
01:43:51.791 --> 01:43:55.833
♪ Lord of all calm ♪
1691
01:43:55.833 --> 01:44:00.875
♪ Whose voice is contentment ♪
1692
01:44:00.875 --> 01:44:05.750
♪ Whose presence is balm ♪
1693
01:44:06.291 --> 01:44:11.625
♪ Be there at our sleeping ♪
1694
01:44:11.625 --> 01:44:16.041
♪ And give us, we pray ♪
1695
01:44:17.000 --> 01:44:22.875
♪ Your peace in our hearts,
Lord ♪
1696
01:44:22.875 --> 01:44:26.750
♪ At the end of the day ♪
1697
01:45:49.666 --> 01:45:50.916
The vicar did well.
1698
01:45:50.916 --> 01:45:53.875
Yes,
so much nicer than his father.
1699
01:45:53.875 --> 01:45:55.333
Oh, he was all right.
1700
01:45:55.333 --> 01:45:56.708
Just a little old fashioned.
1701
01:45:56.708 --> 01:45:58.375
Extremely old fashioned.
1702
01:45:58.916 --> 01:46:00.333
Do you remember
Felix's christening?
1703
01:46:00.333 --> 01:46:01.833
- Mm-hmm.
-"You can't possibly
1704
01:46:01.833 --> 01:46:03.583
"have River as a middle name."
Do you remember?
1705
01:46:03.583 --> 01:46:06.333
Hm. I remember
you giving him what for.
1706
01:46:08.250 --> 01:46:09.458
It doesn't matter now.
1707
01:46:10.458 --> 01:46:12.833
It doesn't matter
what his middle name is now.
1708
01:46:12.833 --> 01:46:14.583
- Darling.
He was right.
1709
01:46:14.583 --> 01:46:16.625
River is quite silly.
1710
01:46:16.625 --> 01:46:19.416
But I suppose you don't pick
your child's name
1711
01:46:19.416 --> 01:46:21.833
imagining that one day
you'll have to think about
1712
01:46:21.833 --> 01:46:23.541
how it will look...
1713
01:46:26.916 --> 01:46:28.000
carved on a...
1714
01:46:29.083 --> 01:46:31.500
headstone.
Choose a font.
1715
01:46:31.500 --> 01:46:32.875
What font did you choose?
1716
01:46:35.166 --> 01:46:36.333
Times New Roman.
1717
01:46:38.875 --> 01:46:40.083
On local stone.
1718
01:46:40.625 --> 01:46:42.250
- It'll be good, I think.
- Yeah, yeah.
1719
01:46:43.041 --> 01:46:45.125
It's a good choice. Solid.
1720
01:46:47.208 --> 01:46:48.250
I'll leave you.
1721
01:46:48.250 --> 01:46:50.750
You're not going anywhere,
Oliver, darling?
1722
01:46:50.750 --> 01:46:52.125
I was just going upstairs.
1723
01:46:52.125 --> 01:46:53.541
But you're not leaving us?
1724
01:46:55.250 --> 01:46:56.750
You're not leaving Saltburn?
1725
01:47:08.541 --> 01:47:09.916
Ah, sorry.
1726
01:47:10.833 --> 01:47:14.916
Your politeness is so grating.
1727
01:47:14.916 --> 01:47:18.708
- Do you know that?
- Erm, sorry?
1728
01:47:18.708 --> 01:47:20.166
You're always sorry.
1729
01:47:21.416 --> 01:47:25.958
Always flinching away
like a little fucking...
1730
01:47:27.583 --> 01:47:28.708
serf.
1731
01:47:36.250 --> 01:47:37.250
I saw you.
1732
01:47:39.833 --> 01:47:42.083
Sobbing in the church
at the funeral.
1733
01:47:43.250 --> 01:47:45.833
I watched you weeping away
and I just...
1734
01:47:47.583 --> 01:47:49.416
I felt so sorry for you.
1735
01:47:51.375 --> 01:47:52.416
So sorry.
1736
01:47:55.500 --> 01:47:56.875
And then I remembered...
1737
01:48:00.958 --> 01:48:03.666
and I started laughing.
1738
01:48:11.375 --> 01:48:12.458
I just...
1739
01:48:13.750 --> 01:48:16.125
I just couldn't stop laughing
1740
01:48:16.125 --> 01:48:19.125
because I...
I remembered that...
1741
01:48:20.750 --> 01:48:24.041
that you only knew him for...
1742
01:48:26.125 --> 01:48:28.041
six months?
1743
01:48:30.166 --> 01:48:31.958
You hardly knew him, Ollie.
1744
01:48:32.791 --> 01:48:35.291
You have nothing to do
1745
01:48:35.291 --> 01:48:38.708
with him, with us,
1746
01:48:39.416 --> 01:48:40.500
with here.
1747
01:48:41.583 --> 01:48:43.125
Nothing at all.
1748
01:48:44.958 --> 01:48:47.041
You're just a stranger.
1749
01:48:48.583 --> 01:48:51.916
- It's very late.
- Yet, here you are.
1750
01:48:52.916 --> 01:48:54.708
Right in the middle of it all.
1751
01:48:55.333 --> 01:48:56.333
Ooh.
1752
01:48:58.083 --> 01:49:01.500
Stranger fucking danger.
1753
01:49:01.500 --> 01:49:03.541
- Yeah, I'm going to bed.
1754
01:49:04.375 --> 01:49:05.708
Ollie, you know...
1755
01:49:06.583 --> 01:49:08.333
You know what
Daddy's starting to call you?
1756
01:49:09.750 --> 01:49:11.041
Spiderman.
1757
01:49:12.541 --> 01:49:14.333
- Really?
- Because you're always
1758
01:49:14.333 --> 01:49:16.458
just skulking around.
1759
01:49:17.416 --> 01:49:24.000
Weaving your spider-y,
Oliver-y web.
1760
01:49:25.166 --> 01:49:26.875
Good night.
Drink some water...
1761
01:49:26.875 --> 01:49:30.000
Hey, Ollie, Ollie,
don't be upset.
1762
01:49:32.541 --> 01:49:34.083
I don't think you're a spider.
1763
01:49:37.166 --> 01:49:39.875
I think you're a moth.
1764
01:49:42.375 --> 01:49:43.958
I'm right, aren't I?
1765
01:49:46.041 --> 01:49:47.458
Quiet...
1766
01:49:49.083 --> 01:49:50.333
harmless...
1767
01:49:51.083 --> 01:49:53.458
drawn to shiny things...
1768
01:49:55.000 --> 01:49:58.541
batting up against
the window...
1769
01:50:02.750 --> 01:50:06.083
just desperate to get in.
1770
01:50:09.583 --> 01:50:10.958
Well, you've done it now.
1771
01:50:16.833 --> 01:50:19.500
You've made your holes
1772
01:50:20.500 --> 01:50:21.791
in everything.
1773
01:50:25.041 --> 01:50:27.250
You'll eat us
from the inside out.
1774
01:50:27.250 --> 01:50:29.250
- You've drunk way too much.
- Yeah.
1775
01:50:29.250 --> 01:50:30.375
Hm.
1776
01:50:33.375 --> 01:50:34.916
Isn't that his aftershave?
1777
01:50:34.916 --> 01:50:36.125
Hm?
1778
01:50:38.625 --> 01:50:43.166
You are a fucking freak.
1779
01:50:43.666 --> 01:50:46.458
I bet you're wearing
his underwear too, aren't you?
1780
01:50:46.458 --> 01:50:47.541
Yeah.
1781
01:50:47.541 --> 01:50:51.166
You disgusting little nobody.
1782
01:50:51.166 --> 01:50:52.541
Oh, my God!
1783
01:50:52.541 --> 01:50:54.583
You ate him right up
1784
01:50:54.583 --> 01:50:58.000
and you licked
the fucking plate!
1785
01:51:37.916 --> 01:51:39.333
It broke her completely.
1786
01:51:42.208 --> 01:51:43.458
She said it herself.
1787
01:51:44.833 --> 01:51:46.458
She couldn't live without him.
1788
01:52:17.125 --> 01:52:18.625
Thank you
for coming to see me.
1789
01:52:24.125 --> 01:52:25.750
Is everything all right?
1790
01:52:27.041 --> 01:52:28.041
Er...
1791
01:52:33.791 --> 01:52:35.916
How long were you planning
on staying with us?
1792
01:52:35.916 --> 01:52:37.375
Because Elspeth
won't let you go.
1793
01:52:38.458 --> 01:52:40.625
Erm, I'm happy to stay
1794
01:52:40.625 --> 01:52:43.125
- as long as she needs me to.
- Very kind of you.
1795
01:52:43.125 --> 01:52:46.166
But I'm not sure
that's good for her or us.
1796
01:52:47.416 --> 01:52:48.583
I think it's time, Oliver,
1797
01:52:48.583 --> 01:52:51.333
for you to go home
discreetly tonight,
1798
01:52:52.208 --> 01:52:53.541
to cause her
the least anxiety.
1799
01:52:53.541 --> 01:52:54.791
I hope you understand.
1800
01:52:54.791 --> 01:52:56.833
I'd go in a heartbeat
if I could.
1801
01:52:58.250 --> 01:53:01.750
I just don't think
I can leave her in this state.
1802
01:53:01.750 --> 01:53:02.833
Well...
1803
01:53:03.375 --> 01:53:05.958
It would be best if the family
was able to grieve in private.
1804
01:53:05.958 --> 01:53:07.833
Oh, I...
I understand, I agree.
1805
01:53:07.833 --> 01:53:08.916
I agree.
1806
01:53:10.375 --> 01:53:12.333
But I just think
it's best if I stay
1807
01:53:12.333 --> 01:53:13.625
just for the time being.
1808
01:53:14.833 --> 01:53:17.000
I want to do
what's right for her.
1809
01:53:21.416 --> 01:53:22.416
You won't go?
1810
01:53:22.416 --> 01:53:24.000
I don't see how I can.
1811
01:53:35.833 --> 01:53:36.833
What are you doing?
1812
01:53:38.916 --> 01:53:40.916
- How much?
- Excuse me?
1813
01:53:40.916 --> 01:53:42.458
How much for you to leave
and never come back?
1814
01:53:42.458 --> 01:53:44.333
To cease all contact
with my wife?
1815
01:53:44.333 --> 01:53:45.458
- Why?
- Because we all
1816
01:53:45.458 --> 01:53:46.583
have to move on.
1817
01:53:47.875 --> 01:53:49.750
- I know you live under
1818
01:53:49.750 --> 01:53:51.541
somewhat
difficult circumstances,
1819
01:53:51.541 --> 01:53:53.750
but this will be a fresh start
for you too.
1820
01:53:53.750 --> 01:53:55.541
Why are you doing this?
1821
01:53:56.458 --> 01:53:58.208
How much?
1822
01:54:03.208 --> 01:54:04.500
How much?
1823
01:54:05.916 --> 01:54:06.916
How much?
1824
01:55:19.625 --> 01:55:21.250
Thanks.
1825
01:55:39.083 --> 01:55:40.083
Oliver.
1826
01:55:42.125 --> 01:55:43.583
- Oliver.
- Elspeth.
1827
01:55:44.416 --> 01:55:47.666
- My God.
- Oh, Ollie!
1828
01:55:48.583 --> 01:55:50.250
Oh, how handsome you look!
1829
01:55:50.250 --> 01:55:51.583
I can't believe it.
1830
01:55:52.791 --> 01:55:54.541
But you're all grown up,
you're...
1831
01:55:54.541 --> 01:55:56.041
Of course, you're grown up.
1832
01:55:56.041 --> 01:55:58.166
Of course, silly of me,
of course.
1833
01:55:59.375 --> 01:56:00.500
You grew up.
1834
01:56:01.916 --> 01:56:03.500
- Sorry.
1835
01:56:04.166 --> 01:56:05.500
I'm all over the place
at the moment.
1836
01:56:05.500 --> 01:56:08.291
I... I read the news
about Sir James.
1837
01:56:09.250 --> 01:56:10.791
I'm so dreadfully sorry.
1838
01:56:14.083 --> 01:56:16.500
I was surprised
he waited so long in a way.
1839
01:56:17.541 --> 01:56:18.541
You know...
1840
01:56:20.833 --> 01:56:23.000
But still it was a...
a terrible shock.
1841
01:56:23.000 --> 01:56:24.083
Yeah.
1842
01:56:25.833 --> 01:56:27.166
It's so funny to see you.
1843
01:56:28.875 --> 01:56:31.208
I've actually just bought
a little flat nearby.
1844
01:56:31.208 --> 01:56:32.583
Oh, what are the odds?
1845
01:56:32.583 --> 01:56:35.208
Saltburn suddenly seemed
so big and so far away.
1846
01:56:35.208 --> 01:56:37.833
How is Saltburn?
Er, is Duncan still there?
1847
01:56:37.833 --> 01:56:39.000
Oh, God, he's still there.
1848
01:56:39.000 --> 01:56:40.125
Oh, everything's the same.
1849
01:56:40.125 --> 01:56:42.250
Exactly, exactly the same
as when you left it.
1850
01:56:43.041 --> 01:56:45.416
I'm glad.
1851
01:56:45.416 --> 01:56:48.583
Ollie, I didn't like it
the way James treated you,
1852
01:56:49.708 --> 01:56:51.166
and I wanted to say something.
1853
01:56:51.666 --> 01:56:53.125
Oh, it was a long time ago.
1854
01:56:53.125 --> 01:56:54.583
No, but it's not to me.
1855
01:56:54.583 --> 01:56:56.625
You see,
I've thought about it a lot.
1856
01:56:57.333 --> 01:56:58.333
And...
1857
01:56:59.750 --> 01:57:00.750
you have to remember
1858
01:57:00.750 --> 01:57:02.291
that he wasn't
in his right mind then,
1859
01:57:02.291 --> 01:57:03.625
after everything
that happened.
1860
01:57:04.583 --> 01:57:05.583
And he...
1861
01:57:07.125 --> 01:57:09.250
You do forgive him,
you do understand?
1862
01:57:11.166 --> 01:57:12.166
Of course.
1863
01:57:18.375 --> 01:57:19.541
Have you been happy?
1864
01:57:23.500 --> 01:57:24.541
Not really.
1865
01:57:26.208 --> 01:57:27.208
You?
1866
01:57:29.166 --> 01:57:30.416
Not really.
1867
01:57:32.958 --> 01:57:33.958
Flat white.
1868
01:57:46.666 --> 01:57:47.833
Come up and stay.
1869
01:57:48.708 --> 01:57:49.750
At Saltburn.
1870
01:57:51.375 --> 01:57:53.000
Coast is clear now, isn't it?
1871
01:58:04.458 --> 01:58:06.708
I can honestly say
that these last few months
1872
01:58:06.708 --> 01:58:08.666
have been the happiest
of my life.
1873
01:58:13.000 --> 01:58:15.250
It's just such a shame
you got so ill.
1874
01:58:32.041 --> 01:58:34.000
But it's been a privilege
to look after you.
1875
01:58:36.208 --> 01:58:39.083
Just as it'll be a privilege
to look after Saltburn.
1876
01:58:41.416 --> 01:58:44.500
So thank you for trusting me.
1877
01:58:47.416 --> 01:58:49.416
I promise
I'll look after this house
1878
01:58:49.416 --> 01:58:50.791
just as Felix would have.
1879
01:58:55.166 --> 01:58:57.000
We got there in the end,
didn't we?
1880
01:58:57.000 --> 01:58:58.208
Somehow.
1881
01:58:59.541 --> 01:59:00.583
Thank God.
1882
01:59:01.375 --> 01:59:04.708
After all those terrible,
terrible accidents.
1883
01:59:09.041 --> 01:59:10.125
But...
1884
01:59:11.791 --> 01:59:13.416
is there really
ever such a thing
1885
01:59:13.416 --> 01:59:15.041
as an accident, Elspeth?
1886
01:59:17.583 --> 01:59:19.208
- I don't know.
1887
01:59:21.208 --> 01:59:23.083
Accidents are for people
like you.
1888
01:59:23.625 --> 01:59:25.791
For the rest of us,
there's work.
1889
01:59:26.458 --> 01:59:27.666
And unlike you,
1890
01:59:28.416 --> 01:59:30.000
I actually know how to work.
1891
01:59:42.125 --> 01:59:44.125
Please, I...
I don't have any money.
1892
01:59:45.875 --> 01:59:47.416
Could I just pay you tomorrow?
1893
01:59:48.791 --> 01:59:50.333
What actually happened?
1894
01:59:50.333 --> 01:59:51.958
He sent an email
to Sotheby's
1895
01:59:51.958 --> 01:59:54.583
to say that he'd "come by"
some Palissy plates.
1896
01:59:56.750 --> 01:59:58.875
I've actually just
bought a little flat nearby.
1897
02:00:00.000 --> 02:00:01.000
Oliver.
1898
02:00:09.041 --> 02:00:10.666
I wasn't "in love" with him.
1899
02:00:12.083 --> 02:00:14.125
I know,
everyone thought I was.
1900
02:00:14.125 --> 02:00:15.208
But I wasn't.
1901
02:00:16.750 --> 02:00:17.916
I loved him.
1902
02:00:20.000 --> 02:00:21.500
I loved him.
1903
02:00:23.916 --> 02:00:26.791
I loved him.
By God, I loved him.
1904
02:00:28.458 --> 02:00:29.541
But sometimes...
1905
02:00:30.583 --> 02:00:31.583
I...
1906
02:00:33.125 --> 02:00:34.166
I hated him.
1907
02:00:55.125 --> 02:00:56.625
- I hated him.
1908
02:00:59.750 --> 02:01:01.458
Yeah, I hated him.
1909
02:01:14.875 --> 02:01:16.416
I hated all of you.
1910
02:01:18.000 --> 02:01:20.791
And you made it so easy.
1911
02:01:24.416 --> 02:01:26.958
Spoiled dogs,
sleeping belly-up.
1912
02:01:29.666 --> 02:01:31.375
No natural predators.
1913
02:01:45.000 --> 02:01:46.000
Well...
1914
02:01:47.208 --> 02:01:48.291
almost none.
1915
02:03:35.916 --> 02:03:37.958
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1916
02:03:39.166 --> 02:03:42.125
♪ You'd better not
kill the groove, DJ ♪
1917
02:03:42.125 --> 02:03:44.666
♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪
1918
02:03:46.125 --> 02:03:47.583
♪ Oh, I know, I know, I know ♪
1919
02:03:47.583 --> 02:03:49.750
♪ I know, I know,
I know, I know ♪
1920
02:03:49.750 --> 02:03:52.666
♪ About your kind ♪
1921
02:03:54.333 --> 02:03:55.958
♪ And so, and so,
and so, and so ♪
1922
02:03:55.958 --> 02:03:57.791
♪ And so, and so, and so ♪
1923
02:03:57.791 --> 02:04:02.291
♪ I'll have to play ♪
1924
02:04:05.750 --> 02:04:07.666
♪ If you think
you're getting away ♪
1925
02:04:07.666 --> 02:04:09.708
♪ I will prove you wrong ♪
1926
02:04:09.708 --> 02:04:11.750
♪ I'll take you all the way ♪
1927
02:04:11.750 --> 02:04:13.791
♪ Boy, just come along ♪
1928
02:04:13.791 --> 02:04:15.583
♪ Hear me when I say ♪
1929
02:04:16.666 --> 02:04:17.916
♪ Hey ♪
1930
02:04:19.000 --> 02:04:21.208
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1931
02:04:22.041 --> 02:04:24.250
♪ But you'd better not
kill the groove ♪
1932
02:04:25.375 --> 02:04:27.083
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1933
02:04:27.083 --> 02:04:29.166
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1934
02:04:30.125 --> 02:04:33.250
♪ But you'd better not
steal the moves, DJ ♪
1935
02:04:33.250 --> 02:04:35.958
♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪
1936
02:04:37.333 --> 02:04:38.708
♪ Oh, I know, I know, I know ♪
1937
02:04:38.708 --> 02:04:40.750
♪ I know, I know,
I know, I know ♪
1938
02:04:40.750 --> 02:04:43.833
♪ There may be others ♪
1939
02:04:45.500 --> 02:04:46.750
♪ And so, and so, and so ♪
1940
02:04:46.750 --> 02:04:48.583
♪ And so, and so,
and so, and so ♪
1941
02:04:48.583 --> 02:04:53.583
♪ You'll just have to pray ♪
1942
02:04:56.875 --> 02:04:58.875
♪ If you think
you're getting away ♪
1943
02:04:58.875 --> 02:05:00.833
♪ I will prove you wrong ♪
1944
02:05:00.833 --> 02:05:02.833
♪ I'll take you all the way ♪
1945
02:05:02.833 --> 02:05:04.958
♪ Stay another song ♪
1946
02:05:04.958 --> 02:05:06.958
♪ I'll blow you all away ♪
1947
02:05:06.958 --> 02:05:08.875
♪ Hey ♪
1948
02:05:10.166 --> 02:05:12.125
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1949
02:05:13.125 --> 02:05:15.291
♪ But you'd better not
kill the groove ♪
1950
02:05:16.500 --> 02:05:18.250
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1951
02:05:18.250 --> 02:05:20.250
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1952
02:05:21.291 --> 02:05:24.375
♪ But you'd better not
steal the moves, DJ ♪
1953
02:05:24.375 --> 02:05:27.583
♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪
1954
02:05:53.875 --> 02:05:55.875
♪ Don't think
you'll get away ♪
1955
02:05:55.875 --> 02:05:58.000
♪ I will prove you wrong ♪
1956
02:05:58.000 --> 02:06:00.041
♪ I'll take you all the way ♪
1957
02:06:00.041 --> 02:06:02.083
♪ Boy, just come along ♪
1958
02:06:02.083 --> 02:06:04.166
♪ Hear me when I say ♪
1959
02:06:04.166 --> 02:06:06.750
♪ Hey ♪
1960
02:06:07.250 --> 02:06:09.375
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1961
02:06:10.208 --> 02:06:12.333
♪ But you'd better not
kill the groove ♪
1962
02:06:15.333 --> 02:06:17.458
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1963
02:06:18.458 --> 02:06:21.458
♪ But you'd better not
steal the moves, DJ ♪
1964
02:06:21.458 --> 02:06:23.708
♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪
1965
02:06:23.708 --> 02:06:25.666
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1966
02:06:26.583 --> 02:06:29.000
♪ But you'd better not
kill the groove ♪
1967
02:06:30.000 --> 02:06:31.750
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1968
02:06:31.750 --> 02:06:33.916
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1969
02:06:34.791 --> 02:06:37.875
♪ But you'd better not
steal the moves, DJ ♪
1970
02:06:37.875 --> 02:06:40.000
♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪
1971
02:06:40.000 --> 02:06:41.625
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1972
02:06:41.625 --> 02:06:43.041
♪ On the dance floor ♪
1973
02:06:43.041 --> 02:06:45.291
♪ But you'd better not
kill the groove ♪
1974
02:06:46.250 --> 02:06:48.125
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1975
02:06:48.125 --> 02:06:49.833
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1976
02:06:49.833 --> 02:06:51.125
♪ On the dance floor ♪
1977
02:06:51.125 --> 02:06:54.250
♪ But you'd better not
steal the moves, DJ ♪
1978
02:06:54.250 --> 02:06:56.333
♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪
1979
02:06:56.333 --> 02:06:58.125
♪ Oh, I know, I know, I know ♪