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[rousing orchestral music
continues playing]
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[mysterious music playing]
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[people chattering]
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[docent] The lore tells us
of a valiant few
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who stood above the fray
and fog.
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My, what weapons
they must have wielded.
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Which brings us
to our current exhibit,
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the mythical staff
of the gods.
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In Homer's tale,
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the staff was said to harness
the gift of all gods.
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Oh. [chuckles]
Welcome, proud soldiers.
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What did I say?
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Museums are fun.
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Amusement parks
for the brains. [laughs]
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-Whoa!
-[docent] Okay,
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there's no reason
to get pushy.
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Everyone will get a chance
to see it.
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Carved from a heartwood
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not seen in over 2,000 years,
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the two halves
of this ancient replica
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were recently discovered in,
of all places,
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a waste processing plant
outside of Philadelphia.
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So strong,
they reportedly broke
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-three trash compactors.
-[thuds]
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Okay, um, friends,
that's enough.
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I'm, I'm sort of the star
of the show here... [gasps]
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-Stop!
-[people murmuring]
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Stop! Sir!
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Sir!
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-[people screaming]
-[man 1] Hey!
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Hey, what are you doing?
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-[people chattering]
-[ominous music playing]
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[gasps]
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[crackling]
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[gasps]
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[dramatic music playing]
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-[crackling]
-[gasps]
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[whispering in other language]
Unleash the chaos.
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[grunts]
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[sighs]
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[both grunting]
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Unleash the chaos.
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[gasps]
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Unleash the chaos.
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[growls]
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[roars]
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[people screaming]
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[alarm blaring]
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[people clamoring]
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[people grunting]
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[man 2 in English] Wait,
wait. Move, move, move!
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No, no!
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[man 3] Help me!
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-[grunts]
-[ringing]
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[people screaming]
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[man groans]
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No! [panting]
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Ladies, please just let me go.
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[speaking other language]
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[man 5 in English]
Oh, my God! Look out!
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[people coughing]
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[people clamoring]
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[dramatic music playing]
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Turns out museums are fun.
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Let's have more of it.
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We can do nothing while
the staff remains sundered.
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The champions of this realm
outnumber us.
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Human champions
are still humans
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and we are gods.
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Do not underestimate
the judgement of the wizard.
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To protect the power
of the gods,
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he will have chosen
with meticulous precision
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the strongest, most keenly
intelligent champions
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this realm has ever witnessed.
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I'm an idiot.
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I don't deserve these powers,
if I'm being honest.
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Like, what am I even
contributing?
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There's already a superhero
with a red suit,
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with a lightning bolt on it
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and I'm fast, but he's faster.
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Aquaman is literally huge,
and he's so manly
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and Batman is so cool!
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And I'm just me.
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And I can't say this
to anyone else,
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'cause my family looks to me
as a leader,
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but I feel like
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a fraud.
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You understand I'm a...
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pediatrician,
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right?
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I mean, yeah, well,
you were recommended
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by another patient,
Billy Batson.
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It doesn't matter.
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Can you help fix my thoughts
so that
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they just, like, you know,
stop happening?
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All right, look.
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And, again, pediatrician,
not a psychiatrist,
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but it sounds to me like
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you're experiencing
imposter syndrome.
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And often, that originates
from trauma early in life,
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so if you don't
mind me asking,
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how well do you remember
your childhood?
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Like it was today. [chuckles]
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Trauma? Uh, I don't know.
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I mean, I never met my dad.
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Uh, my mom abandoned me
at a Christmas carnival.
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I spent a lot of time
in the foster system,
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ran away from 11 homes,
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got into a lot of fights.
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Then I was abducted
by a wizard
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who gave me superpowers
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and then dude just, like,
died in front of my face.
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That's not a small amount.
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A doctor conjured seven demons
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and held my whole family
hostage,
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so we had to rip out
one of his eyeballs,
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and then everybody
got superpowers,
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but now everyone's kind of,
like, doing their own thing
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and I'm the only one trying
to keep everybody together.
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Okay, okay.
Well, let's just process that.
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Right?
Rejected by your parents,
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then by the system,
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and now rejected by a city
you try to protect.
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I never said I was rejected
by my city.
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"Rejected by city."
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That's the Tribune.
Nobody reads the Tribune.
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-I do.
-Anyway, okay, well, um...
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I, uh, appreciate your help,
but I got some real problems.
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There's this terrorist hostage
situation going on, so...
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-Hostage situation?
-Yeah.
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[door closes]
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[guns firing]
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[shouting in video game]
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I suck balls at this.
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[guns firing in video game]
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Why do we always have
to play war games?
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Hey, it's practice
for our other job.
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-[scoffs]
-I'm serious.
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Military strategy,
multiple team members,
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each with a special skillset
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unleashed against
an unknown enemy.
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[Victor] I know how it sounds,
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but the house keeps getting
struck by lightning, Leo.
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I'm telling you.
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Besides, you're the one
always talking about teamwork.
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-But we don't need guns!
-[gasps]
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[Mary] Darla?
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[Freddy] This is it.
This is big time.
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-We are the guns.
-[Mary] Darla!
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Why were there Skittles
in my pockets?
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It was supposed
to be a surprise.
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It was.
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Hmm, she's very moody lately.
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Why do you think
I put Skittles in her pocket?
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-Oh.
-[Rosa] Whoo! Ole.
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[Victor] Is this an army
of unicorns
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-killing Genghis Khan?
-Yes.
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Unicorns aren't real.
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It's called speculative
history, Eugene. Look it up.
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[Eugene] Billy,
you can't just leave.
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Your guy's gonna die!
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Whoo! [laughs]
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[chattering on tv]
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-See?
-Yes.
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I told you
you would get into it
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if you gave it a chance.
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Yeah, I'm really starting
to see the appeal.
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[Billy whispering]
What's going on?
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[Freddy sighs]
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[grunts]
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Dude, what are you doing?
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[officer on headphones]
Possible 10-99 in progress.
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Multiple reports of cracking
on roadway.
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Fraying suspension cables.
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All units
to the Ben Franklin Bridge.
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Yeah.
It's crazy music, Freddy.
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It is, isn't it?
Very urgent melody to it.
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We should see it
performed live.
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I was thinking the same thing.
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I feel like we can get tickets
to that concert.
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Two. Maybe not six.
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All or none. That's the rule.
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Yet I'm still gonna
walk backwards now.
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So, now's your last
and final chance.
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Billy Batson, come with me.
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No, no, no!
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Man, it sure is a beautiful
day in Philadelphia!
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[sighs] Is it though?
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-Almost finished.
-Again?
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-Okay.
-[Mary] This better be good.
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[Eugene sighs]
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Whoa, whoa!
Where's everyone going?
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-[Freddy clears throat]
-Um...
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To fight crime?
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-Okay.
-Bye, Mom.
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-Bye, Mom.
-Bye, Mom.
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-Bye.
-Bye, Rosa.
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[door closes]
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Give it time.
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[intriguing music playing]
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You guys ready?
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[all] Shazam!
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[dramatic music playing]
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[people chattering]
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-[siren wailing]
-[man 1 grunting]
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Oh, my God.
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[bridge creaking]
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It's gonna break!
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Run!
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[people clamoring]
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["Holding Out for a Hero"
playing on radio]
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[singing along]
♪ I need a hero ♪
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♪ I'm holding out for a hero
Till the end of the night ♪
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♪ He's... ♪
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[bridge clanking]
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[music continues playing
on radio]
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[ominous music playing]
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-[people screaming]
-[man grunts]
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[woman whimpering]
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[gasps]
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[gasping]
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[whimpering]
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[tires screech]
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[whimpering]
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["Holding Out for a Hero"
playing on radio]
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No, no, no.
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[woman screaming]
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No way, shut up!
Did I just save you
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while you were listening
to this song?
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[screams]
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No! I got you, I got you.
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[music continues playing]
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No need to panic.
Captain Everypower is here.
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Oh.
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[grunting]
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[yelling]
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I'm just kidding,
it's real easy.
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[grunts]
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[people shouting]
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Hi!
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[gasps]
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Oh, my gosh. Kittens!
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Oh! They're so cute!
[gasps]
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Did she just leave us?
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Okay, let's go.
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[superheroes whooshing]
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[grunting]
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[sighs]
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-[woman screams]
-[grunts]
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[grunting]
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-Okay.
-No, no, no, I got ya!
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That's my sidekick.
Captain Everypower Junior.
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Hey! Junior?
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You're gonna
wanna hold on tight.
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[people chattering]
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[siren wailing]
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[intriguing music playing]
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Everyone's safe.
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Awesome job, Mary.
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Circle up, fam!
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[heroic music playing]
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00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:17,596
All right,
here's the situation.
266
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,032
We have one more job to do
267
00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:22,529
and that's to keep this bridge
from collapsing.
268
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,400
[reporter] The Ben Franklin
Bridge has collapsed.
269
00:14:26,535 --> 00:14:28,138
Fortunately, there are
no casualties.
270
00:14:28,274 --> 00:14:29,904
Thanks in part
to our local heroes,
271
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,304
one with me now.
272
00:14:31,439 --> 00:14:33,013
It's great to be here, Nancy.
273
00:14:33,148 --> 00:14:36,149
What can I say?
It's all in a day's work.
274
00:14:36,285 --> 00:14:37,881
Right. Well, how do you feel
about being dubbed
275
00:14:38,017 --> 00:14:39,778
the Philadelphia Fiascoes?
276
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,781
Given that that's not
an official title,
277
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,750
we feel nothing about it.
That is not our name.
278
00:14:43,885 --> 00:14:45,418
[Shazam] Right, but
the important thing is...
279
00:14:45,554 --> 00:14:47,653
What is wrong
with these people?
280
00:14:48,993 --> 00:14:51,061
Have you ever no...
281
00:14:51,196 --> 00:14:52,927
I'm gonna go check
on the kids.
282
00:14:53,062 --> 00:14:54,967
[Freddy] Yeah, you should.
God only knows
what they're up to.
283
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,799
Probably drugs, right?
Probably taking selfies
284
00:14:56,935 --> 00:14:58,030
while vaping on TikTok.
285
00:14:58,165 --> 00:14:59,097
[Victor] Oh.
286
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,436
[kitten meowing]
287
00:15:02,874 --> 00:15:03,805
Is that a kitten?
288
00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,343
[purring]
289
00:15:05,479 --> 00:15:06,474
No.
290
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,953
[machinery powers up]
291
00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:20,290
[upbeat music playing]
292
00:15:34,039 --> 00:15:35,668
I'm gonna name you Tawny.
293
00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:42,378
[kitten purring]
294
00:15:50,058 --> 00:15:53,390
[Shazam] "Destroy bridge"?
What?
295
00:15:53,525 --> 00:15:56,229
Not saving is different
than breaking. Am I wrong?
296
00:15:56,365 --> 00:15:59,096
Am I wrong about this? Also,
we saved countless lives.
297
00:15:59,232 --> 00:16:02,030
A hundred sixty-two.
It's countable.
298
00:16:02,165 --> 00:16:04,029
Emotionally countless,
299
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,368
Mary.
300
00:16:06,739 --> 00:16:07,738
Where's Eugene?
301
00:16:07,874 --> 00:16:09,071
Where he always is.
302
00:16:09,207 --> 00:16:11,743
Mapping out the Room of Doors.
303
00:16:11,879 --> 00:16:14,080
[mysterious music playing]
304
00:16:15,946 --> 00:16:17,243
[Shazam] Eugene!
305
00:16:17,379 --> 00:16:20,152
Hey, buddy! Where you at?
306
00:16:22,623 --> 00:16:24,123
Hey, Eugene.
307
00:16:26,258 --> 00:16:29,458
Hello? We have a meeting,
Eugene.
308
00:16:30,059 --> 00:16:32,263
[thudding]
309
00:16:33,431 --> 00:16:35,128
-[Eugene grunting]
-[creature groans]
310
00:16:35,264 --> 00:16:36,465
[Super Hero Eugene] Oh.
311
00:16:37,736 --> 00:16:38,768
[groans]
312
00:16:38,903 --> 00:16:40,106
You're late.
313
00:16:40,841 --> 00:16:42,042
Do not go in there.
314
00:16:45,013 --> 00:16:47,080
All right, fam-jam,
let's jump in.
315
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:50,048
-[fanfare music playing]
-[chuckles, mutters]
316
00:16:50,184 --> 00:16:51,647
[clears throat]
All right, big day,
317
00:16:51,782 --> 00:16:54,484
big bridge,
kind of a couple blunders,
right?
318
00:16:54,619 --> 00:16:56,716
But we're gonna meditate
on those mistakes right now.
319
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,456
Mary?
320
00:17:02,161 --> 00:17:03,827
Organic chem is my meditation.
321
00:17:03,962 --> 00:17:05,162
[Shazam chuckles]
322
00:17:05,298 --> 00:17:07,164
Said nobody with friends ever,
really.
323
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:09,867
In point of fact,
I'd have friends
324
00:17:10,003 --> 00:17:11,335
if I had gone to college.
325
00:17:11,471 --> 00:17:13,137
[Shazam] In point of fact
is exactly the kind of
326
00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:14,435
smart thing
that a smart person
327
00:17:14,571 --> 00:17:15,869
who doesn't need
to go to college says.
328
00:17:16,005 --> 00:17:17,336
So,
329
00:17:17,472 --> 00:17:18,909
let's go back to the tape.
330
00:17:19,045 --> 00:17:20,510
Now, guys, as you can see,
331
00:17:20,645 --> 00:17:23,380
we started off real, real,
real, real strong, right?
332
00:17:23,516 --> 00:17:26,183
Right up top, all that
cohesiveness, energy,
333
00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:27,953
-terrific!
-[cell phone ringing]
334
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,124
Oh, sorry, Coach.
Gotta fly IRL.
335
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,487
No, no, no, I'm not done
with the presentation.
336
00:17:32,623 --> 00:17:34,227
I know. And I love
these daily recaps.
337
00:17:34,362 --> 00:17:36,427
I just gotta spread my wings
a bit before dinner.
338
00:17:36,562 --> 00:17:38,529
-It helps keep me loose!
-Okay, fine, fine. No recap.
339
00:17:38,665 --> 00:17:40,065
We'll go have a group hang
in the air. That sounds great.
340
00:17:40,201 --> 00:17:41,594
I gotta test this slime
for toxicity
341
00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:43,762
'cause I'm starting to...
tingle.
342
00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:46,766
Oh. The, uh, Phillies game
just came on
343
00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:50,009
so I'm gonna go ahead
and, uh, watch baseball.
344
00:17:50,145 --> 00:17:52,442
It's right that I give
Tawny back.
345
00:17:53,908 --> 00:17:55,479
[Shazam] Oh, come on!
What is happening?
346
00:17:55,614 --> 00:17:57,509
What is happening right now?
All or none, guys!
347
00:17:57,645 --> 00:17:58,980
If you say you have to work...
348
00:17:59,115 --> 00:18:00,484
I have to work.
349
00:18:00,619 --> 00:18:02,549
[sighs, chuckles]
Why do you even have a job?
350
00:18:02,685 --> 00:18:03,954
Wonder Woman
doesn't have a job!
351
00:18:04,089 --> 00:18:05,422
-Stop.
-No, seriously.
352
00:18:05,558 --> 00:18:06,618
Do you think she wears
a ponytail and glasses
353
00:18:06,754 --> 00:18:08,293
and, like, nobody
recognizes her
354
00:18:08,429 --> 00:18:09,690
and she's, like, an accountant
or something?
355
00:18:09,825 --> 00:18:11,991
Just stop.
You are holding on too tight.
356
00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:14,827
Just 'cause Freddy wants
to fly solo for ten minutes
357
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,430
doesn't mean he's gonna
leave you like your mom.
358
00:18:17,566 --> 00:18:19,368
Or me wanting to go to college
359
00:18:19,504 --> 00:18:21,002
means I'm abandoning
the family.
360
00:18:21,137 --> 00:18:22,472
Oh. Okay, cool,
361
00:18:22,608 --> 00:18:24,609
it's about college again.
I totally get it.
362
00:18:24,744 --> 00:18:25,671
Yeah.
363
00:18:25,807 --> 00:18:27,611
Do you really
not see yourself?
364
00:18:27,747 --> 00:18:28,742
[sighs]
365
00:18:34,582 --> 00:18:36,114
You turn 18 in five months.
366
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,283
They're not gonna kick me out.
They didn't kick you out.
367
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,126
Victor and Rosa
are saints, yes,
but you're about to age out
368
00:18:41,262 --> 00:18:42,854
of the foster system
just like I did.
369
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,860
Yeah, I get it.
I know how it works, okay?
370
00:18:45,996 --> 00:18:47,200
Do you?
371
00:18:48,302 --> 00:18:50,634
Victor and Rosa
can barely pay rent.
372
00:18:50,770 --> 00:18:53,569
And the state no longer sends
checks to feed or house me
373
00:18:53,704 --> 00:18:55,934
and soon there will be
no checks for you.
374
00:18:57,037 --> 00:19:00,406
I don't care if Wonder Woman
has a job.
375
00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:02,144
I want to contribute.
376
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,843
At some point, Billy, like
377
00:19:03,979 --> 00:19:06,615
everyone on Earth,
we have to get a job or...
378
00:19:07,216 --> 00:19:08,419
leave home.
379
00:19:14,357 --> 00:19:15,822
Nothing lasts forever.
380
00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:23,964
[door opens, closes]
381
00:19:24,099 --> 00:19:27,768
I mean, it's literally called
the Rock of Eternity.
382
00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:33,739
So, clearly, some things
do last forever.
383
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:36,282
-[ominous music playing]
-[wind blowing]
384
00:19:52,197 --> 00:19:54,399
[footsteps approaching]
385
00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:11,643
[man] Leave me to die.
386
00:20:11,779 --> 00:20:15,420
Oh, but we come bearing gifts.
387
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,753
[magic resonating]
388
00:20:26,327 --> 00:20:27,326
Magic.
389
00:20:27,461 --> 00:20:29,235
Impossible.
390
00:20:29,371 --> 00:20:31,437
This realm was sealed off
from magic.
391
00:20:31,572 --> 00:20:36,173
Yes. After you ripped it
from our father's very core.
392
00:20:36,309 --> 00:20:39,006
From every god in this realm.
393
00:20:39,142 --> 00:20:40,405
From me.
394
00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:43,248
[bar sizzling]
395
00:20:43,383 --> 00:20:45,479
Do you not remember
what you took?
396
00:20:45,615 --> 00:20:48,448
What my particular power was?
397
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,851
The power of elements.
398
00:20:50,986 --> 00:20:54,587
No. I cast a barrier
to prevent your kind
399
00:20:54,723 --> 00:20:56,594
from entering the human realm.
400
00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:58,996
The only way that barrier
could be removed is if--
401
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,663
Someone broke this?
402
00:21:02,331 --> 00:21:03,529
How did...
403
00:21:03,664 --> 00:21:05,197
Where is the Champion?
404
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:08,106
It was your hands that forged
this staff for our father
405
00:21:08,241 --> 00:21:10,409
and yours that will mend it.
406
00:21:10,544 --> 00:21:13,874
I told you
I would die before I help you.
407
00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:17,713
[grunting]
408
00:21:20,085 --> 00:21:21,519
[groaning]
409
00:21:32,362 --> 00:21:35,097
Now, say the word.
410
00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:37,297
Never. Never!
411
00:21:37,432 --> 00:21:39,097
Never say never.
412
00:21:46,409 --> 00:21:48,111
Say the word.
413
00:21:48,247 --> 00:21:50,449
[magical voices echoing]
414
00:21:55,788 --> 00:21:58,419
[magical voices]
Say the word. Say the word.
415
00:21:58,555 --> 00:22:01,058
-Shazam!
-[crackling]
416
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,396
[dramatic music playing]
417
00:22:07,199 --> 00:22:08,401
[magic resonates]
418
00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:11,371
[grunting]
419
00:22:17,141 --> 00:22:18,136
[grunts]
420
00:22:19,308 --> 00:22:20,512
[growls]
421
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:24,879
[grunts]
422
00:22:26,283 --> 00:22:27,519
[screams]
423
00:22:28,483 --> 00:22:31,387
[grunting]
424
00:22:31,522 --> 00:22:33,723
Now we get to have our fun.
425
00:22:33,858 --> 00:22:38,497
Fun is for children, dear.
We are at war.
426
00:22:47,471 --> 00:22:49,271
[upbeat music playing]
427
00:22:49,407 --> 00:22:51,444
[school bell rings]
428
00:22:57,485 --> 00:22:58,546
-Oh, my gosh.
-Oh, my goodness.
429
00:22:58,682 --> 00:22:59,646
-I am so sorry!
-I'm so sorry!
430
00:22:59,782 --> 00:23:01,047
No, don't be sorry. I'm sorry!
431
00:23:01,182 --> 00:23:02,386
No, it's totally my fault.
Are you okay?
432
00:23:02,521 --> 00:23:03,452
-I'm okay, yeah.
-Okay, yeah.
433
00:23:03,587 --> 00:23:04,953
-I'm always okay.
-Good.
434
00:23:05,088 --> 00:23:08,391
Uh, actually, do you...
do you know where this is?
435
00:23:08,527 --> 00:23:09,591
[voice cracks] Miss Saunders!
436
00:23:09,727 --> 00:23:11,860
[clears throat]
Yeah, absolutely
437
00:23:11,996 --> 00:23:13,666
is what I meant to say.
Voice crack. It's weird.
438
00:23:13,801 --> 00:23:15,093
Oh, no, no worries. If it
makes you feel any better
439
00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,533
it's nothing compared
to the amount
440
00:23:16,668 --> 00:23:17,798
that you're blushing
right now.
441
00:23:17,934 --> 00:23:19,096
Oh, I blush
when I'm confident.
442
00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:20,668
-[chuckles]
-[Brett] There she is.
443
00:23:20,803 --> 00:23:22,838
-Hey.
-New girl. First period.
444
00:23:22,973 --> 00:23:25,036
-[Anne] Yeah.
-I'm Brett. This is Burke.
445
00:23:25,172 --> 00:23:26,871
Listen, if you need anything
at all,
446
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,808
we're your guys. We got it.
447
00:23:28,944 --> 00:23:30,708
[Freddy] Brett
and Burke Breyer.
448
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,384
They got it all. I mean,
what is it, narcissistic
personality disorder,
449
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,045
-chlamydia, they got it.
-[chuckles]
450
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:36,014
Plenty of it
to go around, too.
451
00:23:36,150 --> 00:23:38,886
This is Thundercrack's
Make-A-Wish kid.
452
00:23:39,022 --> 00:23:40,823
Fanboy here thinks
he's a big boy now.
453
00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:42,286
Yeah, he doesn't know
where he belongs.
454
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,025
Sure I do. I don't belong
in that trash can.
455
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,763
'Cause that's... I'll smell
like human garbage,
456
00:23:45,898 --> 00:23:47,559
do you realize that?
And that's your brand, guys!
457
00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:49,464
[grunting]
458
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,035
[Brett] Down goes Freeman.
459
00:23:51,170 --> 00:23:52,505
Hey, hey! Look!
460
00:23:53,539 --> 00:23:56,041
-Now I'm a superhero.
-Nice!
461
00:23:56,176 --> 00:23:58,474
[clearing throat]
462
00:23:58,610 --> 00:24:00,410
What is this thing doing here?
463
00:24:00,546 --> 00:24:01,811
-Janitors.
-[groaning]
464
00:24:01,946 --> 00:24:02,940
[Brett] Get up, man.
What are you doin'?
465
00:24:03,076 --> 00:24:04,516
-Come on.
-[Freddy grunts]
466
00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:05,847
You're gonna want
to get this fixed, huh?
467
00:24:05,982 --> 00:24:07,783
Yeah, that's probably
why you fell.
468
00:24:07,918 --> 00:24:09,450
[Burke] Yeah.
[Brett] Bye, new girl.
469
00:24:09,586 --> 00:24:10,618
Jeez, thanks Mr. Geckle.
470
00:24:10,754 --> 00:24:12,119
Don't sweat it. That trash can
471
00:24:12,254 --> 00:24:14,059
was like a second home to me
when I went here.
472
00:24:14,194 --> 00:24:15,187
[Freddy chuckles]
473
00:24:16,557 --> 00:24:17,827
Hey.
474
00:24:17,962 --> 00:24:19,494
You knew those guys
were gonna hit you,
475
00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:21,227
but you stepped in anyway.
476
00:24:21,362 --> 00:24:23,596
You know something?
That's how I amuse myself.
477
00:24:23,731 --> 00:24:24,831
The funnier I am,
478
00:24:24,967 --> 00:24:27,599
[grunts] the more
I get punched.
479
00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:29,041
[both chuckling]
480
00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:30,642
Well, it made me laugh.
481
00:24:31,506 --> 00:24:32,809
So...
482
00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:38,716
-[chuckles]
-Hero.
483
00:24:40,318 --> 00:24:41,521
[mouthing]
484
00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:44,754
You gonna walk me to class,
or what?
485
00:24:44,889 --> 00:24:46,018
Why would I...
Walk you to class? No.
486
00:24:46,153 --> 00:24:48,357
Why would I wanna do that?
Yes!
487
00:24:48,492 --> 00:24:49,991
Thanks. [chuckles]
488
00:24:50,626 --> 00:24:51,991
So, from the top.
489
00:24:52,127 --> 00:24:55,162
What is Thundercrack's
Make-A-Wish kid?
490
00:24:55,297 --> 00:24:59,231
Yeah. Um, it's real inside
baseball, but basically,
491
00:24:59,366 --> 00:25:01,837
a while ago I happened
to have some lunch
492
00:25:01,972 --> 00:25:03,841
in the cafeteria
with a few superheroes.
493
00:25:03,976 --> 00:25:06,872
Wait, the kid who's friends
with superheroes.
494
00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:08,413
-That was you?
-Yeah.
495
00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:10,044
And they're still dicks
to you?
496
00:25:10,179 --> 00:25:11,650
Sadly, just 'cause
you know someone cool,
497
00:25:11,785 --> 00:25:13,978
doesn't really necessarily
make you cool.
498
00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:15,786
You seem pretty cool to me.
499
00:25:18,422 --> 00:25:19,625
[loudly] Freddy!
500
00:25:21,392 --> 00:25:22,727
Is my name.
501
00:25:22,863 --> 00:25:25,527
Sorry, that was weird
and loud. I'm Freddy,
502
00:25:25,663 --> 00:25:27,230
he said in a normal voice.
503
00:25:27,365 --> 00:25:28,568
I'm Anne.
504
00:25:30,433 --> 00:25:31,534
Anne.
505
00:25:31,670 --> 00:25:32,765
-[grunts]
-[chuckles]
506
00:25:32,901 --> 00:25:34,033
-Nice!
-Bullseye.
507
00:25:34,169 --> 00:25:35,942
Hey, you gotta fix
that crutch, bro!
508
00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:37,071
[chuckles]
509
00:25:37,506 --> 00:25:38,943
What?
510
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,074
[sighs]
511
00:25:41,842 --> 00:25:43,308
[chuckles lightly]
512
00:25:46,318 --> 00:25:47,252
[wizard gasping]
513
00:25:47,388 --> 00:25:49,589
[unsettling music playing]
514
00:26:03,136 --> 00:26:04,131
[grunts]
515
00:26:08,273 --> 00:26:09,268
[groans]
516
00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:12,645
[speaking other language]
517
00:26:14,342 --> 00:26:18,112
[in English] Good, little one.
Well done.
518
00:26:18,248 --> 00:26:21,346
Now go find me the one
responsible for this.
519
00:26:23,523 --> 00:26:25,691
[captivating music playing]
520
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,336
[cork pops]
521
00:26:38,471 --> 00:26:40,198
Wow. Um... [chuckles]
522
00:26:40,334 --> 00:26:43,140
I'm flattered
that you feel this way.
523
00:26:43,276 --> 00:26:46,276
Truly, I mean, you know, like,
look at all this, you know...
524
00:26:46,411 --> 00:26:48,274
Romantic setting
525
00:26:48,409 --> 00:26:50,876
and fancy champagne,
big plates, tiny food.
526
00:26:51,012 --> 00:26:52,817
I mean, you went all out.
527
00:26:53,619 --> 00:26:55,616
I love that, I, I, I, I do.
528
00:26:55,751 --> 00:26:57,219
I'm just not sure
529
00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:59,186
that I'm really ready
to commit right now, you know.
530
00:26:59,322 --> 00:27:01,687
Wait, wait, wait.
No, this isn't about you.
531
00:27:01,822 --> 00:27:06,326
I promise this is
not about you. Okay?
Look... [chuckles]
532
00:27:06,461 --> 00:27:08,496
I know the whole world wants
to see this happen.
533
00:27:08,631 --> 00:27:09,999
You and me.
534
00:27:10,134 --> 00:27:13,970
The dynamic duo.
The hottie goddies. [chuckles]
535
00:27:14,570 --> 00:27:16,806
She-zam.
536
00:27:16,942 --> 00:27:19,105
I guess I'm just afraid
that I'm...
537
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,879
gonna let 'em all down.
You know?
538
00:27:23,176 --> 00:27:24,409
That I'm gonna let you down.
539
00:27:29,185 --> 00:27:31,456
You know what?
Screw it. Let's try.
540
00:27:31,591 --> 00:27:32,956
Let's try this crazy thing.
541
00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:35,189
Maybe we'll, uh...
542
00:27:37,728 --> 00:27:39,124
seal it with a kiss?
543
00:27:39,259 --> 00:27:41,459
[sentimental piano music
playing]
544
00:27:52,977 --> 00:27:54,413
-Billy Batson!
-[Shazam screams]
545
00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:56,440
You are a fool of a champion.
546
00:27:56,576 --> 00:27:58,750
What the hell...
What the hell is going on?
547
00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,114
What happened
to her beautiful face?
548
00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:01,786
Also, aren't you,
like, dead-ass dead?
549
00:28:01,922 --> 00:28:03,987
I bring a warning
from beyond your realm.
550
00:28:04,122 --> 00:28:05,983
The daughters of Atlas
are coming for you.
551
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,219
Daughters of Atlas?
552
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:08,793
They're coming to unmake
your world
553
00:28:08,928 --> 00:28:11,557
and torture mankind
for all eternity
554
00:28:11,693 --> 00:28:14,567
-in the Pit of Endless Agony.
-Okay, I feel like maybe
555
00:28:14,702 --> 00:28:15,664
I should be writing
all this down.
556
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:16,865
-Quiet!
-Okay, okay.
557
00:28:17,001 --> 00:28:18,833
You don't know
what you've done.
558
00:28:18,968 --> 00:28:20,865
I regret ever choosing you.
559
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,435
Because of you,
560
00:28:22,570 --> 00:28:24,676
the barrier between the world
has been brought down.
561
00:28:24,812 --> 00:28:26,344
They will be hunting
for you now.
562
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:27,472
Hunting your family.
563
00:28:30,516 --> 00:28:31,784
[Shazam] Hmm?
564
00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:34,687
Oh, they're coming.
Listen to me, Billy.
565
00:28:34,822 --> 00:28:37,051
The fate of your world
depends on it.
566
00:28:37,187 --> 00:28:39,317
One thing you absolutely
must not allow
567
00:28:39,453 --> 00:28:41,756
the daughters of Atlas
to do is...
568
00:28:41,891 --> 00:28:43,455
-[screams]
-[gasps]
569
00:28:46,830 --> 00:28:48,768
[breathing heavily]
570
00:28:48,903 --> 00:28:51,331
-[mysterious music playing]
-[crackling]
571
00:28:56,775 --> 00:28:58,173
-[shatters]
-[gasps]
572
00:29:02,481 --> 00:29:03,641
Hey, Freddy?
573
00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:05,818
-[dog barking in distance]
-[crickets chirping]
574
00:29:07,551 --> 00:29:08,546
[sighs]
575
00:29:14,894 --> 00:29:18,326
[Freddy] Nope, over it.
Done it.
576
00:29:18,461 --> 00:29:21,097
Check fraud? What,
are you kidding me? [gasps]
577
00:29:21,798 --> 00:29:23,330
Armored car heist?
578
00:29:23,465 --> 00:29:25,799
[chuckles] I think I got that
in the bag.
579
00:29:25,935 --> 00:29:27,705
[rock music playing]
580
00:29:27,841 --> 00:29:29,875
-Shazam!
-[lightning cracks]
581
00:29:35,381 --> 00:29:36,376
Whoo!
582
00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:38,246
[Freddy scoffs]
583
00:29:39,782 --> 00:29:41,183
Bon appetit.
584
00:29:42,553 --> 00:29:43,789
Hi.
585
00:29:43,925 --> 00:29:46,491
-Oh, hi! Yes, I mean, hi.
-Hi. [chuckles]
586
00:29:46,626 --> 00:29:47,893
Um, you wanna show me
587
00:29:48,028 --> 00:29:50,027
where you were sitting
when it happened?
588
00:29:51,996 --> 00:29:53,292
Oh, yeah, of course. Totally.
589
00:29:53,427 --> 00:29:55,164
-Yeah. Follow me.
-Okay, yeah.
590
00:29:55,299 --> 00:29:57,600
So, basically,
it's a table down at the end.
591
00:29:57,736 --> 00:29:59,938
[people chattering]
592
00:30:01,741 --> 00:30:03,173
So I was sitting, yeah...
593
00:30:03,309 --> 00:30:05,706
Basically, I was sitting
right here, and he was sitting
594
00:30:05,841 --> 00:30:07,076
right there.
595
00:30:07,212 --> 00:30:08,173
-Here? [chuckles]
-Right there, yeah.
596
00:30:08,309 --> 00:30:10,177
[cell phone vibrates, chimes]
597
00:30:10,312 --> 00:30:11,882
Oh, sorry.
Overbearing brother.
598
00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:13,948
Oh, I have one of those.
Uh, a sister.
599
00:30:14,084 --> 00:30:15,148
Always has to know where I am.
600
00:30:15,283 --> 00:30:16,447
-Right.
-[cell phone chiming]
601
00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:17,921
-I feel that, clearly.
-[chuckles]
602
00:30:18,057 --> 00:30:19,453
Always thinks she knows
better, too.
603
00:30:19,588 --> 00:30:21,124
Even when it's been
factually proven otherwise?
604
00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:22,754
Exactly. And it's not
that I don't love her.
605
00:30:22,890 --> 00:30:25,159
No, of course. It'd just be
nice not to have someone--
606
00:30:25,295 --> 00:30:26,891
Constantly breathing
down your neck.
607
00:30:27,027 --> 00:30:28,933
-From the moment you wake up!
-'Cause I'm not a kid anymore.
608
00:30:29,069 --> 00:30:31,300
No! I'm a month younger,
one month exactly.
609
00:30:31,435 --> 00:30:33,305
And do we have to do
every single thing together?
610
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,202
[both] No!
611
00:30:35,338 --> 00:30:37,475
-[both chuckle]
-[footsteps approaching]
612
00:30:37,610 --> 00:30:39,609
Oh! Billy! What...
613
00:30:39,745 --> 00:30:41,010
What a coinkidink! Um...
614
00:30:41,146 --> 00:30:43,014
I was just telling
my friend Anne
615
00:30:43,150 --> 00:30:45,917
-what a great guy you are.
-We need to talk.
616
00:30:46,052 --> 00:30:47,379
We need to talk.
This guy loves to talk.
617
00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:49,252
-He's a great talker.
-Freddy.
618
00:30:49,388 --> 00:30:51,990
-I have to talk to him.
I'll be right back.
-Okay.
619
00:30:53,425 --> 00:30:55,627
Wait, didn't you tell us
the wizard disintegrated?
620
00:30:55,763 --> 00:30:56,894
The skin peeled off his face.
621
00:30:57,030 --> 00:30:58,764
He turned into a literal
pile of ash.
622
00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:00,898
-Yeah, seems definitive.
-I dunno.
623
00:31:01,034 --> 00:31:04,068
Yeah. Except now
he's in my dreams
624
00:31:04,203 --> 00:31:05,631
and, Freddy, he's trying
to give me a message.
625
00:31:05,767 --> 00:31:07,267
[snaps fingers] Could be
astral projection powers.
626
00:31:07,403 --> 00:31:09,502
-What's that?
-Obi-Wan Kenobi-ing you
627
00:31:09,637 --> 00:31:11,337
-from the great beyond?
-That's it, I'm calling
628
00:31:11,473 --> 00:31:13,011
an emergency meeting
after school.
629
00:31:13,147 --> 00:31:15,007
-I want you there.
-Where else am I gonna go?
630
00:31:15,143 --> 00:31:16,307
-What?
-Dude.
631
00:31:16,443 --> 00:31:18,412
[Freddy reading indistinctly]
632
00:31:18,547 --> 00:31:20,679
Okay, first of all,
I didn't explode it!
633
00:31:20,814 --> 00:31:22,350
All right? It was already
like that and, and, and...
634
00:31:22,485 --> 00:31:23,919
What is that, the Tribune?
It's fake news!
635
00:31:24,055 --> 00:31:25,556
Freddy, we only have one rule.
636
00:31:25,692 --> 00:31:26,858
[both] All or none.
637
00:31:26,994 --> 00:31:28,190
And it's a stupid rule,
by the way.
638
00:31:28,325 --> 00:31:29,895
I have a girl talking
to me, Billy.
639
00:31:30,031 --> 00:31:31,559
A girl. For the first time
in my life!
640
00:31:31,695 --> 00:31:33,729
And I probably don't have
a shot in hell with this girl,
641
00:31:33,865 --> 00:31:35,298
but I'll never find out
642
00:31:35,433 --> 00:31:36,767
if you keep trying to control
everything I wanna do!
643
00:31:36,902 --> 00:31:38,129
Just be at the Rock, Freddy.
644
00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:41,202
[sighs] Okay. Mmm.
645
00:31:41,337 --> 00:31:43,607
By the way, uh,
she has a sister.
646
00:31:43,743 --> 00:31:45,007
Total control freak.
647
00:31:45,142 --> 00:31:46,405
I think you guys
would get along.
648
00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:48,307
Think you'd love her,
actually.
649
00:31:48,442 --> 00:31:49,679
[Shazam] Look, look, look. Fam,
650
00:31:49,815 --> 00:31:51,113
I know it sounds crazy.
651
00:31:51,248 --> 00:31:52,882
And, and obviously
I don't know
652
00:31:53,017 --> 00:31:54,884
exactly what this all means
653
00:31:55,019 --> 00:31:56,518
but, but he was super aggro
654
00:31:56,654 --> 00:31:58,657
and super loud and he was
trying to warn us, I think.
655
00:31:58,793 --> 00:32:00,091
He was yelling about all this
656
00:32:00,226 --> 00:32:01,693
wizard-y mumbo-jumbo
about realms and stuff.
657
00:32:01,828 --> 00:32:04,227
Do you have to talk so loud?
658
00:32:04,362 --> 00:32:06,024
Yeah, Mary, 'cause this is not
that loud.
659
00:32:06,159 --> 00:32:09,065
I think this is
a perfectly acceptable
indoor voice volume.
660
00:32:09,201 --> 00:32:10,464
What is the deal?
Are you okay?
661
00:32:10,599 --> 00:32:13,500
-Yeah.
-Why do you have
sunglasses on?
662
00:32:13,635 --> 00:32:15,037
Did you go to the eye doctor
this morning?
663
00:32:15,173 --> 00:32:16,737
-[snorts]
-[Shazam chuckles]
664
00:32:16,872 --> 00:32:19,374
I dunno, it looks to me like
Mary did go to the eye doctor,
665
00:32:19,510 --> 00:32:22,211
but it was last night,
and she had a lot of fun.
666
00:32:22,347 --> 00:32:25,249
In point of fact,
I did have a great time.
667
00:32:25,384 --> 00:32:28,216
I met other people my age
and I enjoyed myself.
668
00:32:28,351 --> 00:32:30,686
You made friends
at the eye doctor?
669
00:32:30,821 --> 00:32:32,121
No, she...
670
00:32:32,257 --> 00:32:33,757
Yeah, can we get back
on track?
671
00:32:33,893 --> 00:32:35,257
Listen, he's yelling at me
672
00:32:35,393 --> 00:32:37,255
and he's saying the daughters
of Atlas
673
00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:39,225
are coming to hunt us.
674
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,592
So, check out what I found.
675
00:32:40,728 --> 00:32:42,260
"The daughters of Atlas
are the offspring
676
00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:43,700
of the Titan Atlas..."
677
00:32:43,835 --> 00:32:45,203
which is obvious,
678
00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:49,304
but also Nyx, the Goddess
of Night and Death.
679
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,842
Well, good things
can happen at night.
680
00:32:51,977 --> 00:32:53,577
-And death.
-[sighs]
681
00:32:53,712 --> 00:32:55,240
Let me see this.
682
00:32:55,376 --> 00:32:57,577
[intriguing music playing]
683
00:33:00,385 --> 00:33:03,288
"The daughters
guard the mythic Tree of Life
684
00:33:03,424 --> 00:33:07,056
which grows golden apples
that contain the seeds of life
685
00:33:07,191 --> 00:33:09,022
which gave birth
to their realm
686
00:33:09,157 --> 00:33:10,689
protected by a...
687
00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,492
-dragon."
-Hey, now.
688
00:33:13,628 --> 00:33:14,862
And I am suddenly here
for this.
689
00:33:14,998 --> 00:33:16,366
I know, right?
690
00:33:16,501 --> 00:33:17,695
'Cause, like, on one hand,
totally terrifying.
691
00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:19,736
-On the other hand, dragon!
-Dragon!
692
00:33:19,872 --> 00:33:21,304
Mary. What are we doin'?
693
00:33:21,439 --> 00:33:23,935
I don't know, man.
This is your meeting.
694
00:33:24,071 --> 00:33:26,809
Right, yes, fine, but we all
need to be on the same page
695
00:33:26,945 --> 00:33:28,410
and, and, and look,
696
00:33:28,545 --> 00:33:31,076
I often think that you think
better than me.
697
00:33:31,212 --> 00:33:34,846
The wizard
did not exactly give me
a tutorial here, guys, okay?
698
00:33:34,981 --> 00:33:37,121
Like, I don't know
how a lot of this stuff works.
699
00:33:37,256 --> 00:33:38,985
That, that room of doors,
or that violin
700
00:33:39,121 --> 00:33:41,719
that is, like,
constantly burning
which is super weird but also
701
00:33:41,855 --> 00:33:43,359
definitely keeps
the lair cozy, right?
702
00:33:43,494 --> 00:33:46,426
He didn't even tell me
my superhero name.
703
00:33:46,561 --> 00:33:48,693
And it's not like
I'm not tryin'.
704
00:33:48,828 --> 00:33:51,400
But I really,
really need your help.
705
00:33:52,601 --> 00:33:56,405
Uh, I might know somebody
that can help.
706
00:34:01,276 --> 00:34:03,207
Shut up. That lights up?
707
00:34:03,342 --> 00:34:05,449
[rumbling]
708
00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:07,581
Shut up.
709
00:34:14,862 --> 00:34:16,854
[enchanting music playing]
710
00:34:40,352 --> 00:34:42,149
So, I'm mapping out
the entire lair
711
00:34:42,284 --> 00:34:43,717
and you withhold this?
712
00:34:43,852 --> 00:34:44,821
[Shazam] And you have really
been holding out on us.
713
00:34:44,956 --> 00:34:45,883
Jeez Louise, dude.
714
00:34:48,194 --> 00:34:50,160
-Whoa!
-[Shazam] "Whoa" what?
715
00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:51,691
-"Whoa" what?
-[superhero Darla] Look!
716
00:34:51,826 --> 00:34:53,528
-[superhero Darla chuckles]
-Hey, Steve.
717
00:34:54,631 --> 00:34:56,827
[chuckles] What?
You call the pen "Steve"?
718
00:34:56,963 --> 00:34:58,600
Yeah, I thought he looked
like a "Steve."
719
00:34:58,736 --> 00:35:00,601
[superhero Darla] He totally
looks like a "Steve."
720
00:35:02,270 --> 00:35:05,942
-"'Crime and Punishment,'
a book report by Pedro Pena?"
-Yeah.
721
00:35:06,078 --> 00:35:08,313
-[Shazam laughs]
-Pedro.
722
00:35:08,449 --> 00:35:11,279
-Dude, that's cheating.
-I mean, he knows everything.
723
00:35:11,414 --> 00:35:13,885
-Hmm.
-Seriously. Ask him.
724
00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:15,319
You can just ask him stuff?
725
00:35:15,454 --> 00:35:16,681
-Pretty much.
-[Shazam] Slick. Okay, cool.
726
00:35:16,817 --> 00:35:19,451
Steve, we're looking
for information
727
00:35:19,587 --> 00:35:21,488
about the daughters of Atlas.
728
00:35:21,624 --> 00:35:23,822
Can you please help us
with that?
729
00:35:30,864 --> 00:35:32,732
-These are book titles.
-[Shazam] Okay.
730
00:35:32,867 --> 00:35:34,337
Let's just all pick a book,
or something.
731
00:35:34,473 --> 00:35:36,907
Where's Freddy?
I mean, obscure mythology?
732
00:35:37,042 --> 00:35:38,575
Definitely his thing.
733
00:35:38,711 --> 00:35:41,543
I'm not even sure Freddy knows
what his thing is anymore.
734
00:35:42,982 --> 00:35:45,184
[people chattering]
735
00:35:46,817 --> 00:35:49,079
You know I've actually never,
never been up here.
736
00:35:49,214 --> 00:35:51,618
Don't lie. [chuckles]
This is where you hang out
737
00:35:51,754 --> 00:35:53,891
with your superhero friends,
isn't it?
738
00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:56,360
No, actually, why would
they ever have to...
Why would they ever come here?
739
00:35:56,495 --> 00:35:58,129
I mean they have, yes,
they've driven by...
740
00:35:58,265 --> 00:35:59,859
Do you actually know
those guys?
741
00:35:59,995 --> 00:36:03,167
Or is this like
a "Canadian girlfriend"
situation?
742
00:36:03,303 --> 00:36:04,399
Oh, you mean Collette?
Well, she and I
743
00:36:04,534 --> 00:36:06,132
aren't really exclusive,
as of now.
744
00:36:06,267 --> 00:36:07,503
[chuckles]
745
00:36:09,571 --> 00:36:10,770
Do you wanna meet one of them?
746
00:36:11,371 --> 00:36:12,405
Meet, like how?
747
00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:14,246
Like, face-to-face, right now.
748
00:36:15,181 --> 00:36:16,343
I'm gonna take that as a yes.
749
00:36:16,478 --> 00:36:17,643
And today is your lucky day,
750
00:36:17,779 --> 00:36:19,878
because I'm gonna call
the hot one.
751
00:36:20,786 --> 00:36:22,053
Her?
752
00:36:22,189 --> 00:36:23,816
-No, the male hot one.
-Him?
753
00:36:24,989 --> 00:36:26,424
What? Him?
754
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,118
Look, I mean, it's all
subjective, right? But, um...
755
00:36:28,253 --> 00:36:30,421
Captain Everypower usually
tops most online polls
756
00:36:30,557 --> 00:36:32,291
so... It's no big deal.
757
00:36:32,427 --> 00:36:34,127
Is this a joke, Freddy?
758
00:36:34,263 --> 00:36:37,434
'Cause I didn't mean
to make you
actually prove it, really.
759
00:36:40,637 --> 00:36:42,099
No, it's not a joke.
And I'm gonna
760
00:36:42,235 --> 00:36:44,142
call him right now.
I'm gonna call him right now.
761
00:36:44,278 --> 00:36:47,277
So, don't move.
So, stay right there.
762
00:36:47,413 --> 00:36:49,310
Hey, Captain Everypower.
What's goin' on?
763
00:36:49,445 --> 00:36:51,942
It's your boy Freddy. Yeah.
764
00:36:52,077 --> 00:36:53,314
Remember that time
I saved your life?
765
00:36:53,449 --> 00:36:54,652
No, no, no, the other time.
766
00:36:54,787 --> 00:36:55,846
Yeah.
767
00:36:55,982 --> 00:36:58,719
Well, I'm calling in
that favor.
768
00:37:01,455 --> 00:37:03,927
[lightning cracks]
769
00:37:04,063 --> 00:37:05,858
[heroic music plays]
770
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,097
You must be Anne.
771
00:37:09,233 --> 00:37:12,029
[gasps] Oh, my God.
772
00:37:13,304 --> 00:37:14,766
Friend of Freddy's, I hear.
773
00:37:14,902 --> 00:37:17,969
I am, actually. Yeah.
How are you...
774
00:37:20,945 --> 00:37:23,814
[sighs] You know, I may be
the one with the superpowers,
775
00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:24,948
but that kid,
776
00:37:25,084 --> 00:37:26,378
he's the real hero.
777
00:37:26,514 --> 00:37:28,483
Yeah. I mean, honestly,
778
00:37:28,619 --> 00:37:30,216
I've never met anyone
like him.
779
00:37:30,351 --> 00:37:32,518
He's... genuine
780
00:37:32,654 --> 00:37:35,325
and warm and funny. [chuckles]
781
00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:37,362
-That's a lot of nice things.
-Yeah.
782
00:37:39,098 --> 00:37:40,292
How did you two meet?
783
00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:41,429
Comic Con.
784
00:37:41,564 --> 00:37:43,433
-What's Comic Con?
-What?
785
00:37:43,569 --> 00:37:44,696
[superhero Mary]
According to this,
786
00:37:44,832 --> 00:37:47,168
gods considered
humans servants,
787
00:37:47,304 --> 00:37:49,104
toys to be played with,
788
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:50,771
children to be punished.
789
00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:53,973
[chuckles] Thanks, Steve.
790
00:37:54,109 --> 00:37:56,610
Until the rebellion when
the humans turned on the gods.
791
00:37:56,746 --> 00:37:58,313
I'm reading about that
right now.
792
00:37:58,448 --> 00:37:59,844
So, apparently, all of this
793
00:37:59,979 --> 00:38:02,150
revolves around
a powerful weapon.
794
00:38:02,286 --> 00:38:03,948
So Atlas, uh, the father
795
00:38:04,084 --> 00:38:06,183
of the daughters of Atlas,
obviously, yeah,
796
00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:08,087
he crafted a quarterstaff
from the Tree of Life
797
00:38:08,223 --> 00:38:10,824
and he used that staff to
give powers to certain deities
798
00:38:10,959 --> 00:38:13,764
but also to take powers away
from others.
799
00:38:13,899 --> 00:38:17,194
So, the staff's where Atlas
stored all supernatural power.
800
00:38:17,329 --> 00:38:21,268
Yes, exactly. It's like a,
a battery for magic.
801
00:38:21,404 --> 00:38:22,804
But when things got bad,
802
00:38:22,939 --> 00:38:25,769
a council of human wizards
got together and they
803
00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:27,345
stole the staff from Atlas.
804
00:38:27,481 --> 00:38:29,043
And they used that to take
his powers away.
805
00:38:29,178 --> 00:38:30,578
And once they had his magic
they went after other gods...
806
00:38:30,714 --> 00:38:32,184
Guys, that's the wizard!
I know this guy,
807
00:38:32,319 --> 00:38:34,116
this is the wizard
that I know!
808
00:38:34,251 --> 00:38:35,585
What do these say?
809
00:38:41,061 --> 00:38:42,119
"The Wisdom of Solomon,
810
00:38:42,254 --> 00:38:43,789
Strength of Hercules,
Stamina of Atlas,
811
00:38:43,925 --> 00:38:45,563
Power of Zeus,
Courage of Achilles,
812
00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:48,125
Speed of Mercury." These are
the powers they stole.
813
00:38:49,363 --> 00:38:50,567
No.
814
00:38:52,434 --> 00:38:53,368
Whoa, guys, look!
815
00:38:53,503 --> 00:38:54,902
This is what the name means.
816
00:38:55,037 --> 00:38:56,540
Which is way cooler
than what I thought it was,
817
00:38:56,675 --> 00:38:58,370
which is just a bunch
of hot garbage, so.
818
00:38:58,506 --> 00:39:01,845
If I may point out one
of the powers
that may be possibly MIA.
819
00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:03,277
Boop.
820
00:39:03,413 --> 00:39:04,379
[Shazam] I'm sorry,
821
00:39:04,515 --> 00:39:06,284
are you very unsubtly implying
822
00:39:06,420 --> 00:39:09,053
that I somehow lack
the wisdom of
823
00:39:09,189 --> 00:39:11,049
-Solo Man?
-Yeah.
824
00:39:11,851 --> 00:39:13,557
Well, maybe it comes later.
825
00:39:13,692 --> 00:39:15,555
I mean you do usually ask Mary
what to do.
826
00:39:15,690 --> 00:39:16,622
-I'm just saying.
-Yeah.
827
00:39:16,757 --> 00:39:17,922
This is very, very hurtful.
828
00:39:18,058 --> 00:39:19,295
I just want you all
to know that.
829
00:39:19,431 --> 00:39:20,693
And it's pronounced "Solomon."
830
00:39:20,828 --> 00:39:22,267
-Oh.
-[Shazam clears throat]
831
00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:23,865
What else
have we learned, fam?
832
00:39:24,001 --> 00:39:28,232
Well, once the staff contained
the powers of the gods,
833
00:39:28,367 --> 00:39:32,943
the wizards apparently
encased the God Realm in some
834
00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:35,045
magical sphere
835
00:39:35,181 --> 00:39:36,948
sealing it away forever.
836
00:39:37,084 --> 00:39:38,943
Cut off from magic.
837
00:39:39,078 --> 00:39:41,047
Oh, so that's what
that was about.
838
00:39:41,182 --> 00:39:44,687
Yeah, I don't think that
they are so cut off anymore.
839
00:39:46,660 --> 00:39:48,658
A bizarre and gruesome scene
unfolded
840
00:39:48,793 --> 00:39:50,388
in Athens, Greece
this morning.
841
00:39:50,524 --> 00:39:52,558
Two women dressed in what
appears to be ancient Greek...
842
00:39:52,693 --> 00:39:54,631
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
that's the wizard's staff.
How did they get that?
843
00:39:54,766 --> 00:39:56,293
So, all those statues
used to be people.
844
00:39:56,428 --> 00:40:00,499
I'm wondering, how did
the staff end up in Europe,
845
00:40:00,635 --> 00:40:01,935
where Greece is at?
846
00:40:03,335 --> 00:40:06,978
Oh, gee-whiz, mister,
sorry I took your cane.
847
00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:08,139
You want it back?
848
00:40:11,785 --> 00:40:13,816
I mean, I did break it in half
and then throw it away.
849
00:40:13,951 --> 00:40:16,285
So, that's probably
where the journey started.
850
00:40:16,421 --> 00:40:17,553
-You know?
-What?
851
00:40:17,689 --> 00:40:18,952
What do you mean,
"What?" What?
852
00:40:19,087 --> 00:40:20,691
-You just left it there?
-We were all there.
853
00:40:20,826 --> 00:40:22,655
Guys, I had a staff.
I gave you all superpowers.
854
00:40:22,790 --> 00:40:24,289
You're welcome, by the way.
855
00:40:24,425 --> 00:40:25,792
And then I had to break it
in half so Sivana didn't do
856
00:40:25,928 --> 00:40:27,999
super bad-guy stuff with it,
okay?
857
00:40:28,135 --> 00:40:29,259
You broke the staff,
858
00:40:29,394 --> 00:40:31,398
meaning you broke the barrier
between worlds.
859
00:40:31,533 --> 00:40:32,667
Which we now know.
860
00:40:32,803 --> 00:40:34,397
We also now know
what they look like,
861
00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:36,437
so when they come to hunt us,
we'll see those two
862
00:40:36,573 --> 00:40:37,501
-coming a--
-Three.
863
00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:38,840
What?
864
00:40:40,445 --> 00:40:42,211
Atlas had three daughters.
865
00:40:42,346 --> 00:40:44,813
Kalypso, Hespera,
866
00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:46,379
Anthea.
867
00:40:46,515 --> 00:40:49,114
Anne... thea.
868
00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:54,218
You know, I'm not
just a superhero.
869
00:40:55,195 --> 00:40:56,660
I'm a super listener.
870
00:40:57,458 --> 00:40:58,864
And...
871
00:40:58,999 --> 00:41:00,125
I sense...
872
00:41:01,294 --> 00:41:03,764
that you may have feelings
for Freddy.
873
00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:05,999
Just wanna know
when he's coming back.
874
00:41:06,801 --> 00:41:08,167
Don't want him to get hurt.
875
00:41:08,302 --> 00:41:11,372
Oh, well, Anne... [sighs]
I mean, we can't choose
876
00:41:11,508 --> 00:41:13,174
the people we fall for.
877
00:41:13,309 --> 00:41:14,674
What?
878
00:41:14,809 --> 00:41:16,240
I'm not talking about that.
879
00:41:16,375 --> 00:41:19,316
If he shows up now,
he's in serious danger.
880
00:41:19,451 --> 00:41:21,419
Whoa! Look who you're with.
881
00:41:21,555 --> 00:41:23,150
What could possibly
be dangerous?
882
00:41:23,286 --> 00:41:24,281
Us.
883
00:41:26,454 --> 00:41:28,124
Okay.
884
00:41:28,259 --> 00:41:29,653
I see how it is.
885
00:41:29,788 --> 00:41:30,991
Let's dance.
886
00:41:32,692 --> 00:41:33,998
[groaning]
887
00:41:34,133 --> 00:41:35,360
Oh, my God.
888
00:41:35,496 --> 00:41:36,700
Freddy?
889
00:41:37,201 --> 00:41:37,961
Ow!
890
00:41:38,097 --> 00:41:39,569
Oh, Freddy, I, I didn't know.
891
00:41:39,705 --> 00:41:41,001
I never meant
for you to get hurt.
892
00:41:41,136 --> 00:41:43,201
Oh, I'm not the one
who's gonna get hurt.
893
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,038
Shazam!
894
00:41:46,540 --> 00:41:47,744
Shazam!
895
00:41:48,443 --> 00:41:49,746
Shazam.
896
00:41:49,881 --> 00:41:51,644
-What's going on up here?
-[Freddy] Mis...
897
00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:53,346
Freddy, are you all right?
898
00:41:53,481 --> 00:41:54,581
Get back inside.
Just get back inside,
Mr. Geckle.
899
00:41:54,717 --> 00:41:56,652
I'm okay. Go back inside.
900
00:41:56,788 --> 00:41:58,049
Who are you?
Do you have kids here?
901
00:41:58,185 --> 00:41:59,556
What are you doing?
Don't hurt him.
902
00:41:59,692 --> 00:42:02,561
I won't touch him.
You have my word.
903
00:42:05,762 --> 00:42:07,758
[whispering in other language]
904
00:42:07,893 --> 00:42:10,565
[skin squelching]
905
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,632
[magical voices whispering]
906
00:42:12,768 --> 00:42:14,000
[in English] Mr. G. Wha...
907
00:42:14,136 --> 00:42:15,673
What did she say?
What are you doing?
908
00:42:17,376 --> 00:42:18,805
What are you doing?
909
00:42:18,940 --> 00:42:20,371
What are you...
no, no, no!
910
00:42:20,506 --> 00:42:21,739
Stop, stop, stop! Wait,
wait, wait! Hey, no, no, no!
911
00:42:21,874 --> 00:42:25,350
Wait, no, no, no!
912
00:42:25,485 --> 00:42:27,718
-[screaming]
-[body thuds]
913
00:42:29,051 --> 00:42:30,749
I forgot how easily
they burst.
914
00:42:30,884 --> 00:42:32,217
Why would you do that?
915
00:42:33,192 --> 00:42:34,123
Like grapes.
916
00:42:34,258 --> 00:42:35,390
[sobs]
917
00:42:35,525 --> 00:42:37,189
[magic resonates]
918
00:42:38,329 --> 00:42:39,323
What the... Huh?
919
00:42:40,496 --> 00:42:42,700
[Freddy yelping]
920
00:42:48,371 --> 00:42:49,366
[gasps]
921
00:42:51,108 --> 00:42:54,439
Now, child, tell us where
to find the others.
922
00:42:54,575 --> 00:42:56,213
No need.
923
00:42:56,349 --> 00:42:58,513
[dramatic music playing]
924
00:42:58,648 --> 00:43:00,212
[Freddy yelps, grunts]
925
00:43:01,552 --> 00:43:03,149
Clip his wings, Anthea.
926
00:43:05,851 --> 00:43:08,088
[magic trilling]
927
00:43:10,263 --> 00:43:11,960
[Shazam grunting]
928
00:43:16,565 --> 00:43:18,164
[grunting]
929
00:43:23,506 --> 00:43:25,006
[chuckling]
930
00:43:31,711 --> 00:43:32,915
Ow.
931
00:43:38,553 --> 00:43:39,757
Wait.
932
00:43:41,590 --> 00:43:42,522
There are more.
933
00:43:42,657 --> 00:43:43,893
[exclaims]
934
00:43:44,793 --> 00:43:46,995
[heroic music playing]
935
00:43:48,262 --> 00:43:51,467
-Perfect. We take them all.
-No.
936
00:43:51,603 --> 00:43:52,968
That's not why we're here.
937
00:43:53,103 --> 00:43:55,131
We're here for the seed
of life. Yield, sister.
938
00:43:55,267 --> 00:43:57,000
We stick to the plan we have.
939
00:43:57,136 --> 00:43:58,341
Father would never yield.
940
00:43:58,477 --> 00:43:59,808
And Father is dead.
941
00:43:59,943 --> 00:44:02,544
Now, you know your place,
sister.
942
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,375
Or I will show it to you.
943
00:44:06,313 --> 00:44:08,852
We do this our way,
not theirs.
944
00:44:12,819 --> 00:44:14,319
[Shazam grunts]
945
00:44:15,891 --> 00:44:18,090
[Hespera] Make one move...
946
00:44:18,225 --> 00:44:20,560
-[magic resonates]
-[screaming]
947
00:44:20,695 --> 00:44:21,930
[choking]
948
00:44:22,065 --> 00:44:24,802
...and I will snap
this child's neck.
949
00:44:27,273 --> 00:44:28,267
[choking]
950
00:44:29,002 --> 00:44:31,204
[dramatic music playing]
951
00:44:52,991 --> 00:44:54,799
Oh, Freddy.
952
00:44:57,534 --> 00:44:58,737
[Freddy grunts]
953
00:45:00,266 --> 00:45:02,807
-[Shazam grunts]
-Billy, no!
954
00:45:08,273 --> 00:45:10,474
[speaking in other language]
955
00:45:16,455 --> 00:45:18,020
[magic resonating]
956
00:45:37,438 --> 00:45:38,942
[Freddy in English]
Billy, stay back!
957
00:45:39,077 --> 00:45:40,504
They're using the staff
to take our powers.
958
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,853
[grunts, gasps]
959
00:45:49,687 --> 00:45:52,186
What? What? [gasps]
960
00:45:55,592 --> 00:45:57,796
[grunting]
961
00:46:00,326 --> 00:46:02,526
-[grunting]
-[crackling]
962
00:46:03,236 --> 00:46:04,231
[yells]
963
00:46:07,702 --> 00:46:08,906
Sorry!
964
00:46:11,478 --> 00:46:12,469
[Freddy] I'm sorry,
965
00:46:12,604 --> 00:46:14,042
I'm sorry, just,
just save yourself.
966
00:46:14,178 --> 00:46:16,474
No, no, all or none.
We stick together.
967
00:46:16,610 --> 00:46:19,413
And that you will
because you cannot leave.
968
00:46:19,549 --> 00:46:23,283
Let's see how you like being
sealed off in a dying world.
969
00:46:23,818 --> 00:46:25,716
[Freddy] No!
970
00:46:25,852 --> 00:46:26,849
No!
971
00:46:26,985 --> 00:46:28,189
Freddy!
972
00:46:36,269 --> 00:46:38,002
[news anchor] From
City Line Avenue in the north
973
00:46:38,137 --> 00:46:40,030
to the western shore
of the Schuylkill River
974
00:46:40,165 --> 00:46:41,433
to Cobbs Creek.
975
00:46:41,568 --> 00:46:43,267
The unidentified barrier
appears
976
00:46:43,402 --> 00:46:45,009
to be in the shape of a dome
977
00:46:45,144 --> 00:46:47,870
with no one allowed
into the city or out
978
00:46:48,006 --> 00:46:51,778
with some suggesting
this strange magical element
979
00:46:51,913 --> 00:46:56,981
may be the doing, or undoing,
of the Philadelphia Fiascoes.
980
00:46:57,117 --> 00:46:59,319
[ominous music playing]
981
00:47:00,887 --> 00:47:02,091
[yelps]
982
00:47:02,826 --> 00:47:04,995
[breathing shakily]
983
00:47:16,072 --> 00:47:17,269
-Holy sh...
-[wizard] Shh!
984
00:47:17,405 --> 00:47:20,912
-[gasps]
-[wizard] I'm trying to sleep.
985
00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:23,446
It is the only escape
from the tortures here.
986
00:47:23,581 --> 00:47:25,917
Okay. Bleak.
987
00:47:27,487 --> 00:47:28,982
Wait a second.
988
00:47:29,117 --> 00:47:31,187
Hagrid beard, Batman voice.
989
00:47:31,322 --> 00:47:33,892
You're the wizard.
You're the wizard! Oh, my...
990
00:47:34,027 --> 00:47:35,285
You're back! Billy told me
all about you.
991
00:47:35,421 --> 00:47:37,423
Billy? You know Billy Batson?
992
00:47:37,558 --> 00:47:39,129
Billy Batson. Yeah,
he's my best friend.
993
00:47:39,264 --> 00:47:41,064
I'm... I'm Freddy Freeman,
Captain Everypower.
994
00:47:41,199 --> 00:47:42,994
Well, used to be.
It's complicated now.
995
00:47:43,130 --> 00:47:44,530
She... It's complicated.
996
00:47:44,665 --> 00:47:46,933
That halfwit Billy
gave you the powers of Shazam?
997
00:47:47,069 --> 00:47:50,405
Yeah, he did. And he said
that you turned into ash,
but, but didn't?
998
00:47:50,541 --> 00:47:52,136
[grunts]
999
00:47:52,272 --> 00:47:53,470
Once I gave him the power,
1000
00:47:53,606 --> 00:47:56,275
I could no longer remain
in my realm.
1001
00:47:56,411 --> 00:47:58,047
But death would have
been a luxury
1002
00:47:58,183 --> 00:48:00,051
compared to being trapped
in this cell
1003
00:48:00,186 --> 00:48:02,617
with the knowledge
of my failure, and with you.
1004
00:48:02,752 --> 00:48:03,954
Mostly with you.
1005
00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:05,082
A little more sarcastic
than Billy said,
1006
00:48:05,218 --> 00:48:06,785
but, hey, all good.
1007
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,085
-Let's just get out of here.
-"Let's just get out of here."
1008
00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:10,422
Yeah, sure.
1009
00:48:10,557 --> 00:48:12,124
I sound nothing like that,
but okay.
1010
00:48:12,259 --> 00:48:13,457
Here's what we've got, um...
1011
00:48:13,593 --> 00:48:15,832
A cranky wizard
with a cynical streak
1012
00:48:15,967 --> 00:48:18,762
and a precocious young man
with an encyclopedic knowledge
regarding magical shit.
1013
00:48:18,898 --> 00:48:22,799
There is no way these sisters
are keeping us in here.
1014
00:48:22,934 --> 00:48:24,668
These prison bars,
they're probably enchanted!
1015
00:48:24,804 --> 00:48:28,007
-What spells do you know?
-Please, stop talking.
1016
00:48:28,143 --> 00:48:29,275
How about an arcane focus?
1017
00:48:29,411 --> 00:48:30,874
I don't even know
what that is.
1018
00:48:31,010 --> 00:48:32,179
[groans]
1019
00:48:32,315 --> 00:48:33,744
Fine, then let's make
a potion.
1020
00:48:33,879 --> 00:48:36,113
Like a potion of, um, giant
strength or diminution.
1021
00:48:36,248 --> 00:48:37,715
Oh! Gaseous form!
1022
00:48:37,851 --> 00:48:40,355
Yeah! Maybe we could
float out of here like a fart.
1023
00:48:40,490 --> 00:48:44,193
I gave my powers to children
who squandered it.
1024
00:48:45,028 --> 00:48:46,526
We will die here, Freeby.
1025
00:48:46,662 --> 00:48:49,699
It's Freddy, by the way.
"Freeby"? Where do you even...
1026
00:48:49,835 --> 00:48:51,398
The sooner you accept it,
1027
00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:53,233
the easier it will be.
1028
00:48:53,369 --> 00:48:56,205
Is this a tooth?
There's a tooth in here!
1029
00:48:56,739 --> 00:48:57,674
Hmm.
1030
00:48:57,810 --> 00:49:00,011
[foreboding music playing]
1031
00:49:05,944 --> 00:49:09,046
[superhero Mary] "Power
of elements. Power of chaos.
1032
00:49:09,181 --> 00:49:11,183
Power of axis."
1033
00:49:11,318 --> 00:49:12,650
These are primordial forces.
1034
00:49:12,786 --> 00:49:14,791
I don't know how we fight
powers like this.
1035
00:49:14,926 --> 00:49:16,726
I tell you how we fight it.
1036
00:49:16,861 --> 00:49:18,459
With the wisdom of...
1037
00:49:19,128 --> 00:49:21,290
-Solomon.
-Exactly.
1038
00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:23,199
We, we set up a meeting.
1039
00:49:23,334 --> 00:49:25,562
Yeah, we tell 'em we want
to negotiate.
1040
00:49:25,698 --> 00:49:27,936
Offer up our powers
for Freddy.
1041
00:49:28,071 --> 00:49:29,667
But then we grab one of them
1042
00:49:29,802 --> 00:49:31,535
and that's what we really use
to trade!
1043
00:49:31,671 --> 00:49:33,276
But what if they steal
our powers?
1044
00:49:33,411 --> 00:49:35,272
No, they won't, 'cause we know
how they work now.
1045
00:49:35,408 --> 00:49:38,082
You know what I mean?
If they just point
that staff at us, we dodge.
1046
00:49:38,217 --> 00:49:40,610
[imitates whooshing sounds]
Like dodgeball.
1047
00:49:40,746 --> 00:49:43,019
-Hmm.
-Dude, I suck at dodgeball.
1048
00:49:43,155 --> 00:49:45,050
Well, maybe Pedro sucks
at dodgeball,
1049
00:49:45,186 --> 00:49:46,453
but not Super Pedro.
1050
00:49:46,588 --> 00:49:48,625
No, Super Pedro also sucks
at dodgeball.
1051
00:49:48,761 --> 00:49:51,657
Fine. Listen, all I know
is that there's five of us
and three of them.
1052
00:49:51,793 --> 00:49:54,461
So I think we should
send them a little invitation.
1053
00:49:56,865 --> 00:49:57,867
Okay.
1054
00:49:58,003 --> 00:49:59,937
So, Steve says that this paper
1055
00:50:00,073 --> 00:50:02,106
is a stack
of magical parchment.
1056
00:50:02,241 --> 00:50:03,869
You write a message
on the magical paper
1057
00:50:04,004 --> 00:50:07,076
and say the name of the god
that you would like to talk to
1058
00:50:07,211 --> 00:50:09,745
and then the paper folds
into a...
1059
00:50:09,881 --> 00:50:12,413
[gasps] Oh, my God, yes!
1060
00:50:13,686 --> 00:50:14,981
A paper bird.
1061
00:50:15,117 --> 00:50:16,516
And it flies to the god.
1062
00:50:16,652 --> 00:50:18,455
[Super Hero Eugene] Well,
that's kinda cute.
1063
00:50:18,591 --> 00:50:22,523
Hey, what about demigods? Uh,
you know, like, Wonder Woman?
1064
00:50:22,658 --> 00:50:25,261
Do you think she's accepting
bird letters right now?
1065
00:50:27,195 --> 00:50:28,528
Did the pen just shrug?
1066
00:50:29,663 --> 00:50:31,630
Hey, Steve, do I just
dictate to...
1067
00:50:32,565 --> 00:50:34,430
I do. Okay, cool, wad that up.
1068
00:50:34,566 --> 00:50:36,107
All right. [clears throat]
1069
00:50:37,170 --> 00:50:39,043
Letter...
1070
00:50:39,179 --> 00:50:43,011
Letter, writing a letter.
No, no, no!
1071
00:50:43,146 --> 00:50:44,645
I was just talking out loud.
1072
00:50:44,781 --> 00:50:46,183
That's not a part
of the letter.
Wad that up, too.
1073
00:50:47,351 --> 00:50:49,283
[superhero Darla]
Maybe if you try
1074
00:50:49,419 --> 00:50:51,381
-speaking from the heart.
-Hmm.
1075
00:50:51,517 --> 00:50:53,586
"Dear daughters of Atlas,
1076
00:50:54,487 --> 00:50:56,419
violence is not the answer."
1077
00:50:56,555 --> 00:50:58,756
[foreboding music playing]
1078
00:51:01,899 --> 00:51:04,102
[Freddy grunting]
1079
00:51:12,706 --> 00:51:14,112
-[soldier growls]
-[Freddy grunts]
1080
00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:19,876
[Hespera] Child,
1081
00:51:20,012 --> 00:51:22,111
I will spare your life
if you're honest with me.
1082
00:51:22,247 --> 00:51:23,550
Honesty.
1083
00:51:23,685 --> 00:51:27,554
Yeah, wow, very, um,
ironic subject choice.
1084
00:51:28,256 --> 00:51:29,355
The other Champions...
1085
00:51:29,491 --> 00:51:31,894
are they children
like yourself?
1086
00:51:32,029 --> 00:51:33,593
What even is a child?
1087
00:51:33,728 --> 00:51:36,666
I mean, I know I shave,
like, every week-ish.
1088
00:51:36,801 --> 00:51:38,061
Yes or no?
1089
00:51:38,196 --> 00:51:40,404
No. Your answer is no
because nobody's stupid enough
1090
00:51:40,540 --> 00:51:43,868
to grant primordial god-like
powers to a bunch of kids.
1091
00:51:44,004 --> 00:51:47,270
-Give us their names.
-The names of the Champions?
1092
00:51:47,405 --> 00:51:51,642
Um, well, there's
Brett Breyer,
and, uh, Burke Breyer.
1093
00:51:51,777 --> 00:51:53,179
Are you guys taking
this stuff in?
1094
00:51:53,314 --> 00:51:54,784
Writing this down? No?
1095
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:55,982
They drive a Dodge Ram.
1096
00:51:56,117 --> 00:51:57,219
He's lying.
1097
00:51:57,354 --> 00:51:59,619
That's your superpower,
not mine.
1098
00:51:59,754 --> 00:52:01,753
And she thinks
you're a total control freak.
1099
00:52:02,860 --> 00:52:03,858
One of you.
1100
00:52:03,994 --> 00:52:05,262
Probably you.
1101
00:52:06,096 --> 00:52:08,159
-[gasps]
-Hold him.
1102
00:52:08,294 --> 00:52:10,234
[soldier growls]
1103
00:52:10,370 --> 00:52:12,465
[Freddy] Don't... [grunts]
What's happening?
1104
00:52:12,601 --> 00:52:13,934
What is that?
What's she doing?
1105
00:52:14,069 --> 00:52:15,404
Power of chaos.
1106
00:52:15,540 --> 00:52:17,702
It enters a man's mind
and shatters it whole.
1107
00:52:17,837 --> 00:52:20,440
Oh. [chuckles]
My mind is already trash,
1108
00:52:20,576 --> 00:52:22,913
so I'd actually like
to see you try.
1109
00:52:23,048 --> 00:52:25,081
Because nobody has the balls
1110
00:52:25,216 --> 00:52:27,214
to handle what's
inside my brain.
1111
00:52:27,350 --> 00:52:29,414
[whispering] Say their names.
1112
00:52:29,549 --> 00:52:31,248
[magical voices whispering]
1113
00:52:31,383 --> 00:52:32,348
[gasping]
1114
00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,291
[screaming]
1115
00:52:35,992 --> 00:52:37,594
Say their names.
1116
00:52:37,730 --> 00:52:40,457
[magical voices]
Say their names.
Say their names.
1117
00:52:40,592 --> 00:52:42,662
[screaming continues]
1118
00:52:44,499 --> 00:52:47,465
Destiny's Child did it better.
1119
00:52:47,601 --> 00:52:49,003
He is stronger than he looks.
1120
00:52:49,138 --> 00:52:51,139
[Freddy screaming]
1121
00:52:51,274 --> 00:52:53,343
-Say their names.
-Stop!
1122
00:52:55,607 --> 00:52:56,907
[hesitating] Billy...
1123
00:53:00,248 --> 00:53:01,879
Billy Bats...
1124
00:53:05,758 --> 00:53:06,986
Billy B...
1125
00:53:07,121 --> 00:53:08,418
Stop.
1126
00:53:08,554 --> 00:53:11,159
[breathing shakily]
1127
00:53:11,294 --> 00:53:12,857
This is from the Champions.
1128
00:53:14,363 --> 00:53:16,032
"Dear daughters of Atlas,
1129
00:53:16,167 --> 00:53:18,432
violence is not the answer.
1130
00:53:18,568 --> 00:53:22,238
Oh, good first sentence.
Thanks, Darla.
1131
00:53:22,373 --> 00:53:24,038
-We'd like to make a trade.
-What?
1132
00:53:24,174 --> 00:53:25,505
We'll give up our powers
1133
00:53:25,641 --> 00:53:28,773
if you give us Freddy,
add 'unharmed.'
1134
00:53:28,909 --> 00:53:32,045
Otherwise, they're gonna
monkey's-paw you.
1135
00:53:32,181 --> 00:53:33,411
Smart, Eugene.
1136
00:53:33,546 --> 00:53:35,920
Steve, add 'unharmed'
1137
00:53:36,055 --> 00:53:38,218
then, like, 'yours, trul...'
1138
00:53:38,353 --> 00:53:40,850
No, 'Sincerely, best'.
1139
00:53:40,986 --> 00:53:44,025
Maybe just signed
'The Champions.'
1140
00:53:44,161 --> 00:53:45,624
Should we proofread it?
1141
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,030
Naw, Steve doesn't
make mistakes,
1142
00:53:48,166 --> 00:53:49,398
just writes what you say.
1143
00:53:49,534 --> 00:53:52,970
Great. I feel good
about this. Me, too.
1144
00:53:53,105 --> 00:53:55,937
Anyone else want a Gatorade?
1145
00:53:56,072 --> 00:53:57,473
Do we have red?"
1146
00:53:58,406 --> 00:54:00,672
What is this Gatorade?
1147
00:54:00,808 --> 00:54:03,507
-[dramatic music playing]
-[yelps]
1148
00:54:03,643 --> 00:54:05,309
-Is it a weapon?
-Sister.
1149
00:54:05,444 --> 00:54:08,719
We need not torture him
any longer.
You heard the letter.
1150
00:54:08,854 --> 00:54:10,319
[grunting]
1151
00:54:10,455 --> 00:54:12,455
-Throw them in the pit.
-[Anthea] Wait.
1152
00:54:13,290 --> 00:54:14,886
They want to make a trade.
1153
00:54:17,261 --> 00:54:18,789
And we will meet, sister.
1154
00:54:18,925 --> 00:54:20,596
But humans are not
to be trusted.
1155
00:54:20,731 --> 00:54:24,632
The pit is just a bad name
for a fun place, right?
1156
00:54:25,332 --> 00:54:27,437
Right? [grunts]
1157
00:54:28,702 --> 00:54:31,142
[wizard and Freddy screaming]
1158
00:54:31,277 --> 00:54:33,476
-[wizard groans]
-[Freddy coughing]
1159
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:36,875
[both grunting]
1160
00:54:45,518 --> 00:54:46,989
Are you hurt?
1161
00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:49,457
No, just worthless.
1162
00:54:49,592 --> 00:54:51,858
-Well, you must get up.
-For what?
1163
00:54:51,993 --> 00:54:55,760
All this pretending
to be a superhero is just...
1164
00:54:55,896 --> 00:54:57,966
a way for me to pretend
I'm not broken.
1165
00:54:58,102 --> 00:54:59,898
Oh, feelings.
1166
00:55:00,972 --> 00:55:02,967
[rumbling]
1167
00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:08,412
[grunting]
1168
00:55:10,512 --> 00:55:12,713
[unsettling music playing]
1169
00:55:14,146 --> 00:55:17,421
-I see something moving.
-Yeah, I see it, too.
1170
00:55:18,389 --> 00:55:20,589
[heavy footsteps approaching]
1171
00:55:24,493 --> 00:55:26,694
[Freddy breathing heavily]
1172
00:55:31,003 --> 00:55:32,997
[low growling]
1173
00:55:34,006 --> 00:55:34,999
[Freddy] Oh, shit.
1174
00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:37,268
What is that?
1175
00:55:37,403 --> 00:55:38,572
Ladon.
1176
00:55:38,708 --> 00:55:41,104
The guardian
of the Garden of Atlas.
1177
00:55:43,648 --> 00:55:45,845
-[Ladon growling]
-[Freddy whimpering]
1178
00:55:47,820 --> 00:55:48,815
[roars]
1179
00:55:50,685 --> 00:55:53,589
-Run.
-I can't. I can't!
1180
00:55:57,088 --> 00:55:59,496
-[roaring]
-[Freddy screams]
1181
00:56:08,304 --> 00:56:09,435
[powers trilling]
1182
00:56:09,571 --> 00:56:11,441
[Freddy breathing shakily]
1183
00:56:11,576 --> 00:56:13,505
-[screams]
-You're okay! You're okay.
1184
00:56:13,641 --> 00:56:15,278
I don't feel okay at all.
1185
00:56:15,413 --> 00:56:17,745
That's the power
of the dragon.
1186
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,943
It emanates fear
from every pore of its body.
1187
00:56:20,079 --> 00:56:22,245
Ladon's fear paralyzes
any mortal,
1188
00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:24,950
so that none can approach
the garden it protects.
1189
00:56:25,984 --> 00:56:28,391
Power of axis. Very cool, very,
1190
00:56:28,526 --> 00:56:30,323
-very rare.
-[Hespera] Anthea!
1191
00:56:30,459 --> 00:56:32,226
[Anthea] I must go.
1192
00:56:32,361 --> 00:56:35,328
The door back to your world
is at the center
of the labyrinth.
1193
00:56:35,463 --> 00:56:36,996
Right, left, left
1194
00:56:37,132 --> 00:56:39,667
and then follow
the right-hand wall
to the center.
1195
00:56:39,803 --> 00:56:41,504
-You'll need this.
-How did you find this?
1196
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,206
You once protected me
from the bullies
1197
00:56:43,342 --> 00:56:45,308
in your world, Freddy Freeman.
1198
00:56:45,443 --> 00:56:46,840
Now I've protected you
in mine.
1199
00:56:51,744 --> 00:56:53,882
-Hero.
-[both chuckle]
1200
00:56:54,018 --> 00:56:57,013
Well, to be fair, I didn't
actually need your protection.
1201
00:56:57,149 --> 00:56:58,751
I was about to rearrange
those boys'
1202
00:56:58,887 --> 00:57:00,283
internal organs
when you stepped in.
1203
00:57:00,418 --> 00:57:02,988
But you didn't know that,
which does make you brave.
1204
00:57:03,123 --> 00:57:05,926
I was just brave because
I knew I had powers.
1205
00:57:06,061 --> 00:57:09,962
No, the most powerful thing
about you is you.
1206
00:57:11,769 --> 00:57:14,198
[clears throat] How lovely
for both of you.
1207
00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:16,706
Goddess, we thank you much,
but we must get--
1208
00:57:16,841 --> 00:57:19,541
You should go. My sisters
don't need you anymore.
1209
00:57:19,677 --> 00:57:21,479
All they require now
is the seed.
1210
00:57:22,281 --> 00:57:24,042
-The seed?
-Yes.
1211
00:57:24,177 --> 00:57:25,946
Which remains hidden
in a place unreachable
1212
00:57:26,081 --> 00:57:27,981
by any of their kind.
Come, come, Jeff. Faster.
1213
00:57:28,116 --> 00:57:30,582
You call me Jeff?
She just said my entire name!
1214
00:57:30,718 --> 00:57:33,722
[whimsical music playing]
1215
00:57:36,525 --> 00:57:38,727
[people chattering]
1216
00:57:44,170 --> 00:57:46,031
[Shazam] Hi, God... No?
1217
00:57:49,173 --> 00:57:51,234
Yo, Low Voltage.
1218
00:57:52,908 --> 00:57:54,675
When you fixing
this dome shit, man?
1219
00:57:54,810 --> 00:57:56,279
Oh, no, no, no,
don't worry, sir.
1220
00:57:56,415 --> 00:57:57,575
[clicks tongue] I have a plan.
1221
00:57:57,710 --> 00:57:59,011
-Really?
-Uh-huh.
1222
00:57:59,146 --> 00:58:00,777
'Cause look like all you got
is a sandwich.
1223
00:58:00,912 --> 00:58:02,078
No, these sandwiches?
1224
00:58:02,214 --> 00:58:03,452
No, these sandwiches
are important.
1225
00:58:03,587 --> 00:58:04,885
They're, they're
for a meeting.
1226
00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:08,559
Yeah, sure,
Colonel Cheesesteak. [scoffs]
1227
00:58:09,060 --> 00:58:10,055
Colonel?
1228
00:58:11,089 --> 00:58:12,959
Oh, boy, I really need a name.
1229
00:58:14,563 --> 00:58:16,061
[dramatic chord plays]
1230
00:58:16,927 --> 00:58:18,495
Quiet one, she is.
1231
00:58:18,630 --> 00:58:21,368
I find it the most effective
way to slit an enemy's throat.
1232
00:58:21,504 --> 00:58:23,039
[chuckles nervously]
1233
00:58:23,174 --> 00:58:24,474
Is that...
1234
00:58:24,610 --> 00:58:26,371
Oh, you're totally serious.
Okay.
1235
00:58:26,506 --> 00:58:27,942
Uh...
1236
00:58:28,077 --> 00:58:30,844
Right, so, look, here's
the thing, um, you're upset.
1237
00:58:30,980 --> 00:58:32,715
A bunch of wizards came
and stole your powers,
1238
00:58:32,851 --> 00:58:35,014
which totally sucks balls,
I totally get it.
1239
00:58:35,150 --> 00:58:37,988
But, I kind of feel like
you're taking this all,
1240
00:58:38,124 --> 00:58:41,020
like, really personally
and, like, I don't even
know you, lady, right?
1241
00:58:41,155 --> 00:58:43,625
If thieves stormed your home
in the night
1242
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,762
and stole all your coin
and then fled,
1243
00:58:45,897 --> 00:58:48,566
you would naturally
give chase, would you not?
1244
00:58:49,701 --> 00:58:51,094
And say, in this pursuit
the thieves
1245
00:58:51,230 --> 00:58:52,735
dropped the money
on the ground
1246
00:58:52,870 --> 00:58:55,672
and your neighbor picked it up
and kept it.
1247
00:58:56,607 --> 00:58:59,168
Now, imagine it is not money,
1248
00:58:59,303 --> 00:59:01,609
but the lifeblood
of your father.
1249
00:59:01,744 --> 00:59:03,675
The last breath
of your mother.
1250
00:59:03,811 --> 00:59:06,013
The power of all the gods,
1251
00:59:06,148 --> 00:59:09,245
the magic of the entire realm
that was stolen.
1252
00:59:09,381 --> 00:59:12,189
And now this magic courses
through you,
1253
00:59:12,324 --> 00:59:13,886
and you have the gall
1254
00:59:14,021 --> 00:59:16,825
to believe
that you deserve it?
1255
00:59:18,594 --> 00:59:21,225
This is very personal,
1256
00:59:22,430 --> 00:59:23,634
Billy.
1257
00:59:26,338 --> 00:59:28,101
You are very menacing.
1258
00:59:28,236 --> 00:59:30,337
I just want you to know that.
Like, I really...
1259
00:59:30,472 --> 00:59:34,107
I see the presence
that you have,
and that goes a long way.
1260
00:59:34,242 --> 00:59:37,776
But today, I really wanted
to talk about compromise.
1261
00:59:37,912 --> 00:59:39,747
[both] There is no compromise.
1262
00:59:39,883 --> 00:59:41,751
I knew you were gonna
say that.
1263
00:59:41,887 --> 00:59:44,049
Wisdom of Saruman.
Don't mess with me, okay?
1264
00:59:44,185 --> 00:59:46,720
Give us back Freddy,
you take down this
1265
00:59:46,856 --> 00:59:49,918
sphere-y dome-y
magic bowl thing
1266
00:59:50,054 --> 00:59:51,454
and then, you know,
1267
00:59:51,589 --> 00:59:53,156
we won't have to annihilate
you into the ground.
1268
00:59:53,291 --> 00:59:54,593
-[scoffs]
-It's a good offer.
1269
00:59:54,728 --> 00:59:55,761
I'm being serious.
1270
00:59:55,896 --> 00:59:58,500
You play the part of a man,
1271
00:59:58,635 --> 01:00:00,864
but you do not play it well.
1272
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,641
Give us the powers, child.
1273
01:00:04,242 --> 01:00:05,704
All of them.
1274
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,876
You are no leader, Billy.
1275
01:00:08,676 --> 01:00:10,308
You are a lost boy
1276
01:00:10,443 --> 01:00:13,543
who likes to make-believe
that he's a warrior.
1277
01:00:13,679 --> 01:00:15,950
Okay, look. I might not have
as much experience as you
1278
01:00:16,085 --> 01:00:17,780
'cause I'm not, like,
super old like you,
1279
01:00:17,915 --> 01:00:21,016
but I think I have
a few experiences
that you don't have.
1280
01:00:21,152 --> 01:00:24,691
'Cause I've seen all of the
Fast and the Furious movies,
lady.
1281
01:00:24,827 --> 01:00:26,428
And let me tell you something.
1282
01:00:26,563 --> 01:00:29,528
It's all about family!
1283
01:00:29,664 --> 01:00:31,401
[music swells]
1284
01:00:31,537 --> 01:00:34,100
-[music stops]
-[birds cawing]
1285
01:00:35,173 --> 01:00:36,867
Family!
1286
01:00:37,003 --> 01:00:40,206
Guys, that was the signal.
We practiced this,
like, 12 times. Thank you.
1287
01:00:40,341 --> 01:00:42,779
Forgot all about my family,
didn't you, Goddess?
1288
01:00:43,782 --> 01:00:46,948
No, human.
You forgot about mine.
1289
01:00:48,485 --> 01:00:49,681
[screams, grunts]
1290
01:00:49,817 --> 01:00:52,151
[dramatic music playing]
1291
01:00:53,423 --> 01:00:54,884
[Hespera grunts]
1292
01:00:55,019 --> 01:00:57,226
[Shazam grunting]
1293
01:00:57,362 --> 01:00:58,295
[man] Come on!
1294
01:00:58,430 --> 01:00:59,455
-Let's go.
-Pedro!
1295
01:01:01,267 --> 01:01:02,128
[staff whirs]
1296
01:01:03,762 --> 01:01:04,966
[grunts]
1297
01:01:08,199 --> 01:01:09,399
[superhero Eugene quavering]
1298
01:01:10,242 --> 01:01:12,974
[both quavering]
1299
01:01:19,012 --> 01:01:21,883
-[Shazam grunts]
-[gasps]
1300
01:01:22,019 --> 01:01:24,216
-[Shazam grunting]
-[electricity crackling]
1301
01:01:30,822 --> 01:01:32,026
[groans]
1302
01:01:34,896 --> 01:01:37,867
You're wasting my time, boy.
1303
01:01:39,998 --> 01:01:42,238
[powers resonate]
1304
01:01:42,373 --> 01:01:44,368
[both grunting]
1305
01:01:54,814 --> 01:01:56,512
[rumbling]
1306
01:02:00,754 --> 01:02:02,958
[women grunting]
1307
01:02:08,498 --> 01:02:09,998
[Shazam grunts]
1308
01:02:16,538 --> 01:02:17,735
Yeah.
1309
01:02:17,871 --> 01:02:19,005
[Shazam] Whoo!
1310
01:02:19,141 --> 01:02:20,604
She sure didn't see
that coming
1311
01:02:20,739 --> 01:02:24,507
because she didn't go
to the eye doctor. [chuckles]
1312
01:02:24,642 --> 01:02:26,379
[Shazam] Uh, Darla,
that was, 'cause...
1313
01:02:26,515 --> 01:02:29,281
-[rattling]
-A euphemism.
That was a euphemism.
1314
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,191
-[Shazam] No!
-[women grunting]
1315
01:02:49,605 --> 01:02:50,807
[Shazam groans]
1316
01:02:50,942 --> 01:02:52,067
[Hespera] We've taken the power
from two
1317
01:02:52,203 --> 01:02:53,976
in your family already.
1318
01:02:54,111 --> 01:02:56,646
And now two more must die,
and for what?
1319
01:02:56,782 --> 01:02:59,074
So you can keep
playing soldier?
1320
01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:01,412
[Shazam grunting]
1321
01:03:12,192 --> 01:03:15,129
-[choking]
-[groaning]
1322
01:03:17,665 --> 01:03:19,368
[groans]
1323
01:03:19,503 --> 01:03:21,498
[grunting]
1324
01:03:26,642 --> 01:03:28,846
[grunting]
1325
01:03:35,587 --> 01:03:37,787
My father was Atlas.
1326
01:03:37,923 --> 01:03:41,023
Titan god of stamina
and strength.
1327
01:03:43,226 --> 01:03:46,092
His magic and power
may course through you,
1328
01:03:46,228 --> 01:03:49,392
but you will never
be a true god.
1329
01:03:49,528 --> 01:03:51,935
Oh, yeah? Did your dad
have superspeed?
1330
01:03:52,866 --> 01:03:54,168
[both grunt]
1331
01:03:56,003 --> 01:03:58,502
-[coughing]
-Nope!
1332
01:04:01,744 --> 01:04:03,373
[both panting]
1333
01:04:03,508 --> 01:04:06,917
You okay? That was fun.
Let's go.
1334
01:04:11,019 --> 01:04:12,890
Come on. Come on, come on.
1335
01:04:15,254 --> 01:04:16,789
[Shazam] Hurry, everyone!
1336
01:04:16,925 --> 01:04:18,126
Let's go, let's go.
1337
01:04:27,867 --> 01:04:29,365
What?
1338
01:04:29,501 --> 01:04:31,269
-[door closes]
-[chain locks]
1339
01:04:31,404 --> 01:04:32,668
You thought you were
just goin'
1340
01:04:32,803 --> 01:04:34,206
into some regular porta-potty,
didn't ya?
1341
01:04:34,342 --> 01:04:36,410
Which I can somehow
still smell.
1342
01:04:36,546 --> 01:04:38,746
Yeah, yeah, it really sticks
around. It's crazy, right?
1343
01:04:38,882 --> 01:04:39,947
-Yeah.
-Like, permeates
1344
01:04:40,083 --> 01:04:41,411
the air.
Doesn't matter. Anyway,
1345
01:04:41,547 --> 01:04:43,283
welcome to the Rock
of Eternity.
1346
01:04:43,951 --> 01:04:45,252
Only Champions
1347
01:04:45,387 --> 01:04:47,586
can get in here,
through any door that we want.
1348
01:04:47,721 --> 01:04:50,420
Little thing that we can do
that your sisters can't.
1349
01:04:50,556 --> 01:04:53,392
Guys, that's what I call
a total success.
1350
01:04:54,561 --> 01:04:56,428
Okay, maybe, like,
a partial total win.
1351
01:04:56,563 --> 01:04:58,360
-Told you I suck at dodgeball.
-[Shazam] Yeah,
1352
01:04:58,495 --> 01:04:59,968
you do, yeah, but you know,
1353
01:05:00,104 --> 01:05:01,263
look, Pedro, we all have
our weak spots.
1354
01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:02,770
You know what I mean?
1355
01:05:02,905 --> 01:05:04,333
And hers... [chuckles]
1356
01:05:04,468 --> 01:05:06,036
lack of strategic thinking.
1357
01:05:06,172 --> 01:05:08,011
Now for the real trade.
1358
01:05:08,146 --> 01:05:11,344
Freddy and the staff,
for your freedom.
1359
01:05:11,479 --> 01:05:12,911
[superhero Darla] And get rid
of the dome.
1360
01:05:13,046 --> 01:05:14,044
[Shazam] Oh, yeah.
1361
01:05:14,180 --> 01:05:16,215
And get rid of the dome.
1362
01:05:16,350 --> 01:05:17,917
'Cause the city
of brotherly love
1363
01:05:18,053 --> 01:05:19,418
is gettin' a little moist.
1364
01:05:21,758 --> 01:05:23,026
Word choice, man.
1365
01:05:23,161 --> 01:05:24,122
[Shazam] Yeah, I regretted it
as soon as
1366
01:05:24,258 --> 01:05:25,723
it was coming out of my mouth.
1367
01:05:25,858 --> 01:05:26,959
[Super Hero Eugene] It's just
one of those words...
1368
01:05:27,095 --> 01:05:27,657
[Shazam] I know. I just...
1369
01:05:32,233 --> 01:05:34,835
"Dear daughters
of Asshat-Las."
1370
01:05:34,970 --> 01:05:36,639
-Burn!
-[chuckles]
1371
01:05:36,775 --> 01:05:38,007
I just came up with that.
1372
01:05:38,143 --> 01:05:39,104
Make sure you put a dash
in there, though,
1373
01:05:39,239 --> 01:05:40,871
so it's really clear. Okay.
1374
01:05:41,007 --> 01:05:43,413
[clears throat]
Man, it's so good having
Steve cover grammar
1375
01:05:43,548 --> 01:05:46,148
and spelling and stuff,
it makes me sound
so much smarter.
1376
01:05:46,916 --> 01:05:48,718
[clears throat] So...
1377
01:05:48,854 --> 01:05:50,750
"A brother for a sister, huh?
1378
01:05:50,885 --> 01:05:52,318
How's that feel?
1379
01:05:52,453 --> 01:05:55,224
Also, how are you
actually sisters,
1380
01:05:55,359 --> 01:05:58,061
because the age difference
is very noticeable,
1381
01:05:58,196 --> 01:06:01,294
and slightly upsetting,
I'm not gonna lie."
1382
01:06:01,430 --> 01:06:03,627
Even though I don't like you
very much,
1383
01:06:03,762 --> 01:06:05,594
I believe everyone
deserves human rights,
1384
01:06:05,730 --> 01:06:07,429
but you don't deserve
strawberry.
1385
01:06:07,564 --> 01:06:10,667
You only get yellow. [gasps]
1386
01:06:12,973 --> 01:06:14,176
She's gone!
1387
01:06:15,745 --> 01:06:16,711
Wait, what?
1388
01:06:16,847 --> 01:06:19,049
[dramatic music playing]
1389
01:06:27,522 --> 01:06:29,285
I thought we brought her in
too easily.
1390
01:06:29,421 --> 01:06:31,356
She wanted to get caught.
1391
01:06:31,492 --> 01:06:34,926
I don't get it.
Where would she even go?
1392
01:06:35,061 --> 01:06:36,264
[clanking]
1393
01:06:37,999 --> 01:06:39,201
[door creaks]
1394
01:06:44,173 --> 01:06:46,703
Well, this seemed inevitable.
1395
01:06:53,151 --> 01:06:55,677
Yep. We are so lost.
Thanks, bozo.
1396
01:06:55,813 --> 01:06:59,016
We are not lost.
Who's the wizard here?
1397
01:06:59,152 --> 01:07:00,553
I don't know.
1398
01:07:00,688 --> 01:07:02,818
You don't have any spells,
no magical artifacts,
1399
01:07:02,953 --> 01:07:05,359
you know nothing about magic,
you're just...
1400
01:07:08,832 --> 01:07:09,832
You're the wizard.
1401
01:07:09,968 --> 01:07:11,831
-Thank you.
-Whatever.
1402
01:07:11,966 --> 01:07:15,138
Now let's see if that
girlfriend of yours
can be trusted.
1403
01:07:18,876 --> 01:07:21,078
[tense music playing]
1404
01:07:28,052 --> 01:07:29,251
-[door unlocks]
-[Freddy gasps]
1405
01:07:30,153 --> 01:07:32,551
Get back, get back. Get back.
1406
01:07:42,462 --> 01:07:44,662
[whispering in other language]
1407
01:07:49,300 --> 01:07:50,503
[Hespera gasps]
1408
01:08:00,377 --> 01:08:02,112
[in English] Okay,
I think the coast is clear.
Let's go home.
1409
01:08:02,247 --> 01:08:03,448
One moment.
1410
01:08:03,584 --> 01:08:05,781
Did you not see
what she was holding?
1411
01:08:05,916 --> 01:08:07,789
It was an apple.
She wanted a snack.
1412
01:08:07,925 --> 01:08:09,192
What's the big deal?
1413
01:08:09,327 --> 01:08:12,355
The golden apple.
From the Tree of Life.
1414
01:08:12,490 --> 01:08:14,057
From the Tree of Life.
1415
01:08:14,192 --> 01:08:16,298
Oh, wait, hold up, didn't you
say that was somewhere safe?
1416
01:08:18,497 --> 01:08:20,966
-Billy!
-Billy. Gosh.
1417
01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:22,304
[wizard groans]
1418
01:08:23,809 --> 01:08:24,801
Where are you going now?
1419
01:08:29,539 --> 01:08:30,741
[inhales sharply]
1420
01:08:31,980 --> 01:08:34,409
[exhales] Nope.
1421
01:08:34,545 --> 01:08:35,746
She's not in there.
1422
01:08:36,819 --> 01:08:37,746
Nope.
1423
01:08:37,882 --> 01:08:39,487
No, no, no.
That's a hard pass.
1424
01:08:39,622 --> 01:08:41,519
-That's a hard pass.
-[Super Hero Eugene] Yo, Billy,
1425
01:08:41,655 --> 01:08:43,051
you don't gotta worry
about that one.
1426
01:08:43,186 --> 01:08:44,720
It's just a labyrinth
that doesn't go anywhere.
1427
01:08:44,856 --> 01:08:46,524
-[sniffs]
-Like an ancient Greek
1428
01:08:46,659 --> 01:08:47,890
-labyrinth?
-[Shazam] Guys...
1429
01:08:48,933 --> 01:08:50,826
[sniffs] porta-potty.
1430
01:08:50,961 --> 01:08:52,928
-[sniffs]
-[Super Hero Eugene] Mmm.
1431
01:09:02,141 --> 01:09:03,411
Hespera.
1432
01:09:08,612 --> 01:09:10,913
It's over, sisters.
1433
01:09:11,049 --> 01:09:13,883
Now we can plant the seed
and restore our realm.
1434
01:09:15,357 --> 01:09:18,391
Or we plant it in their realm.
1435
01:09:18,527 --> 01:09:21,931
But that would destroy
their world.
1436
01:09:22,066 --> 01:09:24,231
Just as they destroyed ours.
1437
01:09:24,366 --> 01:09:26,397
[Hespera] You can't be serious.
1438
01:09:26,532 --> 01:09:28,302
-Yes.
-[Anthea] No.
1439
01:09:28,438 --> 01:09:29,733
No, that's not
what we agreed to.
1440
01:09:29,869 --> 01:09:31,536
[Kalypso] Anthea,
you simpering bore.
1441
01:09:31,672 --> 01:09:33,237
[Hespera] She's right,
we've spent ages
1442
01:09:33,373 --> 01:09:34,877
waiting for this moment.
1443
01:09:35,013 --> 01:09:36,211
[Anthea] We have the seed.
1444
01:09:36,346 --> 01:09:38,181
We have the staff
and its powers.
1445
01:09:38,316 --> 01:09:39,544
[Hespera]
We are not squandering it
1446
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:41,448
for your personal
satisfaction.
1447
01:09:41,584 --> 01:09:44,483
[whispering]
No, I should go, not you.
1448
01:09:44,619 --> 01:09:46,314
Look, I know
what you're thinking.
1449
01:09:46,450 --> 01:09:48,757
The kid with the crutch
doesn't exactly
sing "sneak thief."
1450
01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:51,290
But here's the deal.
Your knees crack like crazy
when you walk.
1451
01:09:51,426 --> 01:09:52,759
-It's pathetic.
-[knees crack]
1452
01:09:52,895 --> 01:09:53,956
See?
1453
01:09:55,033 --> 01:09:56,265
Fortune be with you, Freddy.
1454
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,697
Thank you.
What did you just call me?
1455
01:09:59,432 --> 01:10:01,863
Freddy. Freddy Freeman.
1456
01:10:01,999 --> 01:10:05,438
[chuckles] That's it.
You nailed it.
1457
01:10:05,573 --> 01:10:07,442
I'll see you
on the other side.
1458
01:10:08,677 --> 01:10:10,079
[Hespera] Even if we did,
the Tree of Life
1459
01:10:10,214 --> 01:10:11,712
would not thrive
in their soil.
1460
01:10:11,848 --> 01:10:15,015
It would despoil, it would
disfigure into something...
1461
01:10:15,151 --> 01:10:16,346
[Kalypso] Monstrous?
1462
01:10:16,482 --> 01:10:18,722
That is what humans are.
1463
01:10:18,857 --> 01:10:21,718
It is only fitting
that we bring
our monsters to their world
1464
01:10:21,854 --> 01:10:24,657
and do to them
as they did to us.
1465
01:10:27,530 --> 01:10:29,391
[Anthea] We agreed
to restore balance
1466
01:10:29,526 --> 01:10:33,029
and vengeance has
great measure of weight
on those scales.
1467
01:10:33,164 --> 01:10:36,302
Anthea, humans are villains,
even to themselves.
1468
01:10:36,437 --> 01:10:38,236
-No, not all.
-All.
1469
01:10:38,372 --> 01:10:41,909
[Hespera] Sister,
I fear your rage
has gotten the better of you.
1470
01:10:42,045 --> 01:10:43,146
[Kalypso] Why?
1471
01:10:43,281 --> 01:10:45,446
Humans wreak havoc
and devastation,
1472
01:10:45,582 --> 01:10:47,613
then pray to the gods
to absolve them.
1473
01:10:47,749 --> 01:10:49,913
They actually pray
for order and peace
1474
01:10:50,048 --> 01:10:53,288
when all they do
is dismantle it at every turn.
1475
01:10:53,424 --> 01:10:55,519
Anthea, I want you
to take the apple
1476
01:10:55,654 --> 01:10:57,954
and plant it in our garden.
1477
01:10:59,089 --> 01:11:00,526
[Kalypso] Of course
you turn to her.
1478
01:11:00,662 --> 01:11:02,330
Father would be ashamed
of both of you.
1479
01:11:02,465 --> 01:11:04,165
-[object clatters]
-[Freddy yelps]
1480
01:11:04,301 --> 01:11:06,369
Where did that even come from?
1481
01:11:07,667 --> 01:11:09,500
-Hi!
-You favor her, Hespera,
1482
01:11:09,635 --> 01:11:11,539
and see how she betrays us.
1483
01:11:14,908 --> 01:11:16,409
Deliver him
to his proper fate, sister.
1484
01:11:16,544 --> 01:11:18,876
-No!
-[Kalypso] Kill him!
1485
01:11:22,316 --> 01:11:23,746
What is that?
1486
01:11:23,881 --> 01:11:25,949
[Shazam] Great question.
No idea.
1487
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:28,385
But made you look.
1488
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:29,887
Billy! [chuckles]
1489
01:11:31,490 --> 01:11:33,228
-Oh!
-Oh.
1490
01:11:33,363 --> 01:11:34,857
-[Freddy gasps]
-Your crutch!
1491
01:11:34,993 --> 01:11:38,065
-Oh! Shazam!
-[lightning cracks]
1492
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:39,402
-Yes!
-No!
1493
01:11:43,275 --> 01:11:45,375
So, we have a lot
to talk about.
1494
01:11:55,285 --> 01:11:57,684
Kalypso, hand me the staff.
1495
01:11:59,388 --> 01:12:00,989
You are not fit to wield it.
1496
01:12:01,124 --> 01:12:02,358
More fit than you.
1497
01:12:02,494 --> 01:12:03,888
You had him in your hands,
yet did nothing.
1498
01:12:04,023 --> 01:12:07,428
Our sole purpose is
to avenge our father,
1499
01:12:07,564 --> 01:12:09,828
but everyone here
has become weak.
1500
01:12:10,695 --> 01:12:13,062
Ladon, world-eater,
1501
01:12:13,763 --> 01:12:16,267
rise from the pit!
1502
01:12:16,402 --> 01:12:18,606
[clanking]
1503
01:12:20,671 --> 01:12:22,841
[Ladon roars]
1504
01:12:25,149 --> 01:12:26,816
[Shazam] Go, go, go!
1505
01:12:26,951 --> 01:12:28,151
[superhero Darla]
Captain Everypower!
Where's he going?
1506
01:12:28,286 --> 01:12:29,484
[Super Hero Eugene] What the...
1507
01:12:29,619 --> 01:12:31,520
-[superhero Mary screams]
-[Ladon roars]
1508
01:12:33,353 --> 01:12:35,392
[all screaming]
1509
01:12:37,829 --> 01:12:38,927
[roars]
1510
01:12:39,062 --> 01:12:41,626
[snoring]
1511
01:12:41,762 --> 01:12:43,961
[superheroes chattering
faintly]
1512
01:12:45,201 --> 01:12:46,403
[Rosa] Victor?
1513
01:12:47,037 --> 01:12:48,236
Victor, wake up.
1514
01:12:48,371 --> 01:12:51,468
Hello. Oh, God, woman. What?
1515
01:12:51,603 --> 01:12:53,004
Dad. We gotta go!
1516
01:12:53,139 --> 01:12:55,105
-We gotta get out of here.
-We have to go right now!
1517
01:12:55,241 --> 01:12:57,338
This is funny, right?
I know what this looks like.
1518
01:12:57,474 --> 01:12:59,345
That's not true. I have
no idea what this looks like.
1519
01:12:59,480 --> 01:13:01,150
Just don't freak out.
1520
01:13:01,285 --> 01:13:02,546
[Victor and Rosa screaming]
1521
01:13:02,681 --> 01:13:04,883
[all speaking at once]
1522
01:13:06,151 --> 01:13:07,720
I said don't freak out!
Look at me, it's Billy.
1523
01:13:07,856 --> 01:13:09,490
Rosa, it's Billy, okay?
And that's Eugene,
1524
01:13:09,626 --> 01:13:10,788
-and that's Freddy...
-It's me.
1525
01:13:10,924 --> 01:13:12,020
That's Darla
and that's Mary, obvi,
1526
01:13:12,155 --> 01:13:13,863
and then Pedro,
just normal Pedro.
1527
01:13:13,998 --> 01:13:15,663
[Shazam panting]
1528
01:13:15,798 --> 01:13:16,825
Guys, this is no time
for secrets, okay?
1529
01:13:16,961 --> 01:13:19,061
We have to tell 'em the truth.
1530
01:13:19,196 --> 01:13:21,630
-[all] We're superheroes.
-I'm gay.
1531
01:13:21,766 --> 01:13:23,000
Yeah, we know, bud.
1532
01:13:24,176 --> 01:13:25,673
-You knew?
-Yeah.
1533
01:13:26,539 --> 01:13:28,608
-Yeah.
-Oh.
1534
01:13:28,744 --> 01:13:30,513
-I'm the wizard.
-Oh, this is the wizard.
1535
01:13:30,648 --> 01:13:32,010
He's a wizard who's called
"the wizard."
1536
01:13:32,145 --> 01:13:33,813
Okay, get dressed right now.
Come on, hurry up.
1537
01:13:33,948 --> 01:13:35,083
[superhero Darla]
Put on these clothes.
1538
01:13:35,218 --> 01:13:36,546
This is so weird.
1539
01:13:36,681 --> 01:13:37,815
[Shazam] Yep, yep.
1540
01:13:37,951 --> 01:13:40,318
You guys are
the Philly Fiascoes?
1541
01:13:40,454 --> 01:13:43,826
Okay. This is in no way
an acknowledgement
of that stupid nickname
1542
01:13:43,961 --> 01:13:45,889
but, yes, that would be us.
Now can you pick up the pace?
1543
01:13:46,024 --> 01:13:48,223
We have to go.
The dragon is here!
1544
01:13:49,032 --> 01:13:50,464
Dragon?
1545
01:13:50,599 --> 01:13:52,799
-[all screaming]
-[Ladon roars]
1546
01:13:55,304 --> 01:13:56,506
[Victor whimpers]
1547
01:13:58,275 --> 01:14:00,235
[ominous music playing]
1548
01:14:00,737 --> 01:14:02,611
[roaring]
1549
01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:28,937
-[Super Hero Eugene] You okay?
-[breathing heavily]
1550
01:14:29,072 --> 01:14:30,067
Okay.
1551
01:14:31,070 --> 01:14:32,672
I know this is a lot
to take in,
1552
01:14:32,808 --> 01:14:34,671
but I promise
to explain it all later.
1553
01:14:34,806 --> 01:14:36,339
[Victor] Explain what?
1554
01:14:36,475 --> 01:14:38,209
That our kids are superheroes
being hunted by Greek gods
1555
01:14:38,345 --> 01:14:39,844
that used a dragon to destroy
the house we just bought?
1556
01:14:39,980 --> 01:14:42,247
-Yeah.
-Wait, you bought the house?
1557
01:14:42,382 --> 01:14:43,618
Yeah.
1558
01:14:43,754 --> 01:14:45,819
-[rumbling]
-[superhero Freddy gasps]
1559
01:14:46,518 --> 01:14:47,722
[roars]
1560
01:14:50,621 --> 01:14:52,027
Run! Go!
1561
01:14:52,162 --> 01:14:54,157
[all screaming]
1562
01:14:56,363 --> 01:14:57,567
[roars]
1563
01:14:59,029 --> 01:15:01,868
-[both grunting]
-Oh, no.
1564
01:15:02,503 --> 01:15:04,304
[Ladon roars]
1565
01:15:04,439 --> 01:15:05,540
[Pedro] Get down.
1566
01:15:05,675 --> 01:15:07,236
[superhero Freddy]
Okay, that's it!
1567
01:15:08,313 --> 01:15:11,875
[screams, grunting] Again?
1568
01:15:12,010 --> 01:15:14,111
-[roars]
-[Shazam] Freddy!
1569
01:15:17,315 --> 01:15:19,688
Hey, hey!
This is what you want, right?
1570
01:15:25,229 --> 01:15:26,827
[Ladon growls]
1571
01:15:33,865 --> 01:15:35,165
Come on, we're good.
1572
01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:36,633
We're safe right now.
Let's go. Let's go.
1573
01:15:36,769 --> 01:15:38,971
[dramatic music playing]
1574
01:15:43,741 --> 01:15:45,945
[grunting]
1575
01:15:51,286 --> 01:15:53,051
[roars]
1576
01:15:53,652 --> 01:15:55,823
[screaming]
1577
01:16:00,659 --> 01:16:02,327
[screaming]
1578
01:16:02,462 --> 01:16:03,666
Mary!
1579
01:16:04,665 --> 01:16:06,398
-No.
-[gasping]
1580
01:16:06,533 --> 01:16:08,737
[Mary screaming]
1581
01:16:45,639 --> 01:16:48,040
Hey. Are you okay?
1582
01:16:48,608 --> 01:16:49,811
You okay?
1583
01:16:51,215 --> 01:16:52,209
All right.
1584
01:16:53,913 --> 01:16:55,883
Now, where is this dragon?
1585
01:17:04,260 --> 01:17:05,354
[roars]
1586
01:17:09,929 --> 01:17:12,130
[foreboding music playing]
1587
01:17:22,942 --> 01:17:25,275
Fitting place for a garden.
1588
01:17:27,118 --> 01:17:29,114
[growls]
1589
01:17:41,628 --> 01:17:43,832
[rumbling]
1590
01:17:47,338 --> 01:17:48,936
[Ladon growls]
1591
01:17:52,572 --> 01:17:55,107
[roars]
1592
01:18:22,034 --> 01:18:23,839
[woman screaming faintly]
1593
01:18:25,337 --> 01:18:27,942
-[man and woman screaming]
-[grunts]
1594
01:18:30,139 --> 01:18:32,281
[tires screeching]
1595
01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:34,410
[people screaming]
1596
01:18:39,851 --> 01:18:42,055
[whimpering]
1597
01:18:44,792 --> 01:18:46,994
[breathing shakily]
1598
01:18:49,599 --> 01:18:51,801
[ominous music playing]
1599
01:19:17,955 --> 01:19:20,159
[rumbling]
1600
01:19:45,586 --> 01:19:46,652
[roars]
1601
01:19:46,787 --> 01:19:48,082
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1602
01:19:48,217 --> 01:19:50,420
[people shouting]
1603
01:19:52,563 --> 01:19:54,556
[tense music playing]
1604
01:19:57,665 --> 01:19:59,561
[screeching]
1605
01:20:00,802 --> 01:20:02,234
Go! Let's go, let's go!
1606
01:20:04,672 --> 01:20:06,434
[whimpers]
1607
01:20:06,570 --> 01:20:09,879
Oh, God, I'm slipping!
Slipping!
1608
01:20:11,915 --> 01:20:14,015
-[people chattering]
-My shoe!
1609
01:20:15,913 --> 01:20:17,117
[roars]
1610
01:20:21,091 --> 01:20:23,453
-[creature grunting]
-[officer screams]
1611
01:20:24,020 --> 01:20:25,526
[roars]
1612
01:20:25,661 --> 01:20:27,864
[tires screeching]
1613
01:20:32,997 --> 01:20:34,931
Holy moly.
1614
01:20:35,066 --> 01:20:37,902
[people screaming]
1615
01:20:38,038 --> 01:20:40,239
[foreboding music playing]
1616
01:20:49,217 --> 01:20:51,283
[creatures roaring,
screeching]
1617
01:20:54,655 --> 01:20:57,191
You know, I never thought
I'd say this about a dragon,
1618
01:20:57,326 --> 01:21:00,160
but it is the least
of our problems right now.
1619
01:21:03,297 --> 01:21:04,698
Your world will not
survive this.
1620
01:21:04,833 --> 01:21:05,929
Yeah, no shit, Merlin!
1621
01:21:06,065 --> 01:21:07,299
[Anthea] He's right.
1622
01:21:08,438 --> 01:21:09,632
Anne!
1623
01:21:09,767 --> 01:21:12,568
-Are you okay? Are you hurt?
-I'm okay, I'm fine.
1624
01:21:13,778 --> 01:21:15,406
In the God Realm, this tree...
1625
01:21:16,273 --> 01:21:18,578
is a thing of beauty.
1626
01:21:18,713 --> 01:21:20,179
Of peace.
1627
01:21:20,315 --> 01:21:22,580
It was not meant
for the soil of this realm
1628
01:21:22,716 --> 01:21:24,954
and it's become monstrous
by the hand that planted it.
1629
01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:27,051
Whose side is she on, anyway?
Do you...
1630
01:21:27,186 --> 01:21:29,187
I must try to sway Hespera.
1631
01:21:29,323 --> 01:21:31,223
Only she can subdue
our sister.
1632
01:21:31,358 --> 01:21:33,495
I will give it my all,
or die trying.
1633
01:21:33,631 --> 01:21:34,931
Die? No, I'm pretty sure
1634
01:21:35,066 --> 01:21:36,360
we can come up
with an alternative to dying.
1635
01:21:36,496 --> 01:21:39,028
My sweet Freddy,
I'm ready if need be.
1636
01:21:39,164 --> 01:21:40,564
I've lived a long life.
1637
01:21:40,699 --> 01:21:42,269
What are you talking about,
"Lived a long life?"
1638
01:21:42,404 --> 01:21:43,297
We're the same age.
You're young. We're young.
1639
01:21:43,433 --> 01:21:45,167
I'm over 6,000 years old.
1640
01:21:45,303 --> 01:21:47,075
-Oh?
-[chuckles]
1641
01:21:48,479 --> 01:21:49,473
You look great.
1642
01:21:49,941 --> 01:21:51,145
Oh.
1643
01:21:56,183 --> 01:21:57,880
Suddenly seems inappropriate.
1644
01:21:58,015 --> 01:21:59,219
Yeah.
1645
01:22:06,790 --> 01:22:09,193
We can't let her die.
She called me sweet!
1646
01:22:09,329 --> 01:22:11,198
We have to figure
something out.
1647
01:22:12,197 --> 01:22:13,197
Take my powers back.
1648
01:22:13,332 --> 01:22:14,735
-No, Billy!
-No, no, no.
1649
01:22:14,871 --> 01:22:16,337
Hey, take my powers back.
1650
01:22:16,472 --> 01:22:17,598
You gave 'em to me, so you can
take 'em back, right?
1651
01:22:17,734 --> 01:22:19,941
I am no longer the champion.
You are!
1652
01:22:20,077 --> 01:22:21,104
You think I know
how to fix this, dude,
1653
01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:22,706
but I really don't, okay?
1654
01:22:22,841 --> 01:22:25,180
I, I didn't even know
who those Greek sisters were.
1655
01:22:25,315 --> 01:22:26,882
I had to Google them.
But you know who they are,
1656
01:22:27,018 --> 01:22:28,616
which means you know
what to do.
1657
01:22:28,752 --> 01:22:30,446
And you were right.
1658
01:22:30,581 --> 01:22:32,650
You picked
the wrong champion, man.
1659
01:22:32,786 --> 01:22:34,550
I mean, that's why I always
say "all or none," right?
1660
01:22:34,686 --> 01:22:37,224
Because without my family,
I'm nothing.
1661
01:22:40,164 --> 01:22:42,497
And honestly, I have no idea
what I'm doin'.
1662
01:22:42,632 --> 01:22:43,491
[wizard] No.
1663
01:22:43,627 --> 01:22:45,094
You don't have
a shred of wisdom
1664
01:22:45,230 --> 01:22:47,036
in that brain of yours.
1665
01:22:48,035 --> 01:22:50,368
But your heart is wise.
1666
01:22:50,504 --> 01:22:53,769
And it knows exactly
what must be done.
1667
01:22:53,905 --> 01:22:57,772
I spent millennia searching
for a worthy champion
1668
01:22:59,382 --> 01:23:01,211
and no one was worthy
of what I once shared
1669
01:23:01,347 --> 01:23:03,644
with my brothers and sisters.
1670
01:23:03,780 --> 01:23:05,780
But when you shared
your powers,
1671
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:08,352
you did not hesitate.
1672
01:23:08,488 --> 01:23:10,856
For you, everyone
can be worthy
1673
01:23:10,991 --> 01:23:12,321
if given a chance.
1674
01:23:12,457 --> 01:23:15,861
Now, go fight for your family.
1675
01:23:15,997 --> 01:23:18,065
Go fight for the world.
1676
01:23:18,201 --> 01:23:20,597
I chose right
when I chose you.
1677
01:23:24,234 --> 01:23:25,369
[Freddy] Billy?
1678
01:23:25,505 --> 01:23:27,101
Billy, what are we gonna do,
man?
1679
01:23:27,237 --> 01:23:30,307
Same thing we
always do, Freddy.
Save the God darn world.
1680
01:23:30,443 --> 01:23:32,114
Now, I'm gonna go
get that staff
1681
01:23:32,249 --> 01:23:33,811
and I need you to lure
these things away
1682
01:23:33,946 --> 01:23:36,611
from the stadium while I deal
with the dragon, all right?
1683
01:23:36,747 --> 01:23:38,481
Wait, wait, wait,
Billy, Billy.
1684
01:23:38,616 --> 01:23:40,886
Can I just see you,
before you go?
1685
01:23:41,021 --> 01:23:42,920
Not this version.
1686
01:23:43,055 --> 01:23:44,856
You... You.
1687
01:23:44,991 --> 01:23:46,293
My Billy.
1688
01:23:47,127 --> 01:23:49,329
[gentle music playing]
1689
01:23:52,162 --> 01:23:53,162
Shazam!
1690
01:23:53,297 --> 01:23:55,029
[lightning cracks]
1691
01:23:55,165 --> 01:23:58,173
Is that why the house keeps
getting struck by lightning?
1692
01:24:01,479 --> 01:24:02,474
Hey.
1693
01:24:09,380 --> 01:24:11,217
I promise after this
1694
01:24:11,353 --> 01:24:13,386
if I don't get eaten
by a dragon,
1695
01:24:14,653 --> 01:24:16,350
I'm not gonna force you
to keep me.
1696
01:24:16,486 --> 01:24:18,793
-Okay?
-What?
1697
01:24:18,928 --> 01:24:20,723
I know I age out soon.
1698
01:24:21,928 --> 01:24:23,361
Billy.
1699
01:24:23,497 --> 01:24:27,729
My wonderful, kind,
brave, son.
1700
01:24:27,864 --> 01:24:29,567
You will never age out
of your home.
1701
01:24:31,300 --> 01:24:32,603
Never.
1702
01:24:36,945 --> 01:24:38,774
Now, do me a favor
1703
01:24:38,909 --> 01:24:41,342
and I mean this
from the bottom of my heart,
1704
01:24:41,478 --> 01:24:44,252
go kick their ass, okay?
1705
01:24:45,282 --> 01:24:46,518
I love you, Mom.
1706
01:24:48,020 --> 01:24:49,224
Me too.
1707
01:24:50,754 --> 01:24:53,129
-Shazam!
-[lightning cracks]
1708
01:24:54,326 --> 01:24:56,528
[dramatic music playing]
1709
01:24:57,928 --> 01:25:00,363
That's gonna take
some getting used to.
1710
01:25:00,499 --> 01:25:02,264
Everybody to the battle wagon!
1711
01:25:02,399 --> 01:25:03,832
The battle wagon?
1712
01:25:05,034 --> 01:25:06,802
Trying to get
into the spirit of things.
1713
01:25:10,780 --> 01:25:12,108
[engine starts]
1714
01:25:12,243 --> 01:25:15,481
[growling]
1715
01:25:24,186 --> 01:25:26,826
Don't you see what
you're doing to these people?
1716
01:25:26,961 --> 01:25:28,164
[Kalypso] I do.
1717
01:25:28,965 --> 01:25:30,426
And what I see is just.
1718
01:25:30,561 --> 01:25:31,759
Hespera, look at this tree.
1719
01:25:31,895 --> 01:25:34,499
It is blighted.
It is unnatural here.
1720
01:25:34,634 --> 01:25:36,430
We made a vow
to restore our realm,
1721
01:25:36,566 --> 01:25:37,999
not destroy another.
1722
01:25:38,135 --> 01:25:40,073
[Kalypso] A god has answered
their prayers at last.
1723
01:25:40,209 --> 01:25:42,339
They did not know their place,
1724
01:25:42,474 --> 01:25:43,806
so I am showing it to them.
1725
01:25:43,941 --> 01:25:47,510
Your fanatical tone
echoes our uncle Hades.
1726
01:25:47,645 --> 01:25:49,781
No. I'm putting an end
to this.
1727
01:25:49,917 --> 01:25:50,912
[grunts]
1728
01:25:54,388 --> 01:25:56,654
-[growls]
-[groaning]
1729
01:25:57,688 --> 01:26:00,229
-[roars]
-Hespera. [pants]
1730
01:26:05,900 --> 01:26:07,203
No!
1731
01:26:08,133 --> 01:26:09,536
Hespera.
1732
01:26:09,671 --> 01:26:13,405
If your emotions rest
with the humans so, Anne,
1733
01:26:13,540 --> 01:26:16,212
then perhaps you should
be human.
1734
01:26:25,052 --> 01:26:26,651
[panting]
1735
01:26:28,418 --> 01:26:30,358
[rumbling]
1736
01:26:33,631 --> 01:26:34,356
[gasps]
1737
01:26:34,492 --> 01:26:36,694
[dramatic music playing]
1738
01:26:41,233 --> 01:26:43,437
[grunting]
1739
01:26:54,412 --> 01:26:56,384
[powers trilling]
1740
01:27:04,159 --> 01:27:06,361
[creatures screeching]
1741
01:27:07,193 --> 01:27:08,425
[creature roars]
1742
01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:10,761
[people shouting, screaming]
1743
01:27:12,168 --> 01:27:14,365
Help, somebody! [screams]
1744
01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:15,869
-[roars]
-Somebody help!
1745
01:27:16,005 --> 01:27:17,273
Somebody help!
1746
01:27:18,207 --> 01:27:19,968
-[all screaming]
-[roars]
1747
01:27:27,247 --> 01:27:28,945
[tires screeching]
1748
01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:30,744
Okay, now what? There are only
so many minotaurs
1749
01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:32,321
I can run over with this van.
1750
01:27:32,822 --> 01:27:33,817
[gasps]
1751
01:27:36,827 --> 01:27:37,821
Hey, Steve.
1752
01:27:39,393 --> 01:27:40,989
What are monsters afraid of?
1753
01:27:44,595 --> 01:27:45,865
"The king of beasts."
1754
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:46,999
Lions?
1755
01:27:47,134 --> 01:27:48,133
Unicorns.
1756
01:27:48,269 --> 01:27:50,205
Really? I love unicorns.
1757
01:27:50,340 --> 01:27:52,238
Yet, the unicorn
does not love you.
1758
01:27:52,373 --> 01:27:54,273
Guys, unicorns don't exist.
1759
01:27:54,409 --> 01:27:56,207
-What?
-[creature roaring]
1760
01:27:56,342 --> 01:27:58,180
[people screaming]
1761
01:27:58,316 --> 01:28:00,710
-[Freddy] Oh, my...
-Ah! [pants]
1762
01:28:00,846 --> 01:28:02,651
I guess maybe
it's not so crazy.
1763
01:28:02,787 --> 01:28:05,887
The unicorn is the most
fearsome creature
of its realm.
1764
01:28:06,023 --> 01:28:07,114
Ruthless and cruel,
1765
01:28:07,249 --> 01:28:08,550
not like the ponies
from your storybooks.
1766
01:28:08,685 --> 01:28:10,192
They loathe humanity.
1767
01:28:10,328 --> 01:28:11,987
Is there anything
they do like?
1768
01:28:13,361 --> 01:28:15,397
"Dark caverns. Ambrosia"?
1769
01:28:15,532 --> 01:28:16,859
Ambrosia. It's like the nectar
of the gods.
1770
01:28:16,995 --> 01:28:18,866
It's supposed to be sweet,
like honey.
1771
01:28:19,001 --> 01:28:20,100
I have an idea.
1772
01:28:20,235 --> 01:28:21,735
Go, go! Quick, quick.
1773
01:28:21,871 --> 01:28:24,769
Guys, get as many of these
people to safety as you can.
1774
01:28:25,336 --> 01:28:26,638
Kids?
1775
01:28:26,774 --> 01:28:28,971
-[people screaming]
-[creature growls]
1776
01:28:30,446 --> 01:28:32,711
-Let's go.
-Come on, let's go!
1777
01:28:33,443 --> 01:28:34,883
Wizard?
1778
01:28:35,019 --> 01:28:36,044
I'm going with them.
1779
01:28:36,921 --> 01:28:37,914
[Rosa] Freddy?
1780
01:28:40,186 --> 01:28:41,390
Anne?
1781
01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:43,923
Anne!
1782
01:28:44,058 --> 01:28:45,053
Anne!
1783
01:28:47,762 --> 01:28:50,624
I am not entirely sure
how to parent, here.
1784
01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:52,962
[ominous music playing]
1785
01:28:58,504 --> 01:29:00,303
[Shazam] Hey! Khaleesi!
1786
01:29:00,438 --> 01:29:01,905
[Shazam grunts]
1787
01:29:02,505 --> 01:29:03,709
[roars]
1788
01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:12,487
[roars]
1789
01:29:13,556 --> 01:29:16,222
Whoo! That was
really satisfying.
1790
01:29:16,357 --> 01:29:17,558
How was that for you?
1791
01:29:19,457 --> 01:29:21,726
[Shazam screams]
1792
01:29:21,862 --> 01:29:23,458
-[car alarm blares]
-[Shazam grunting]
1793
01:29:23,593 --> 01:29:25,434
[car horn honks]
1794
01:29:33,042 --> 01:29:34,507
[gasping]
1795
01:29:34,643 --> 01:29:36,341
-[man 1] Yeah.
-[people cheering]
1796
01:29:36,477 --> 01:29:38,510
We love you, Thundercrack.
1797
01:29:38,646 --> 01:29:39,942
You're the best,
Captain Marvel.
1798
01:29:40,078 --> 01:29:42,782
-Yeah, go, High Voltage!
-Oh, wassup, bro?
1799
01:29:42,918 --> 01:29:44,948
It's Maximum Voltage actually,
amongst other names.
1800
01:29:45,083 --> 01:29:47,018
We're still kinda
workshopping it, so...
1801
01:29:47,154 --> 01:29:48,149
[growls]
1802
01:29:52,588 --> 01:29:53,823
[roars]
1803
01:29:53,959 --> 01:29:56,258
You thought you were
invulnerable.
1804
01:29:56,394 --> 01:29:58,130
But, no.
1805
01:29:58,266 --> 01:29:59,727
Magical fire.
1806
01:29:59,862 --> 01:30:01,667
Magic can kill magic.
1807
01:30:01,803 --> 01:30:03,499
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
"Magic kills magic."
1808
01:30:03,635 --> 01:30:04,968
Way ahead of you, lady.
1809
01:30:05,103 --> 01:30:06,238
I'm just trippin' out
because I've never seen
1810
01:30:06,374 --> 01:30:07,540
my suit burn like this.
1811
01:30:07,676 --> 01:30:10,144
Also, nobody messes
with my town!
1812
01:30:10,279 --> 01:30:11,875
Know what I'm saying?
1813
01:30:12,011 --> 01:30:14,277
[Kalypso] I defeated
my traitor sister.
1814
01:30:14,412 --> 01:30:15,447
A god.
1815
01:30:15,583 --> 01:30:17,816
You think I won't destroy you?
1816
01:30:19,288 --> 01:30:21,050
[heroic music playing]
1817
01:30:31,796 --> 01:30:33,898
-[grunts]
-[roars]
1818
01:30:34,664 --> 01:30:36,870
[grunting]
1819
01:30:37,006 --> 01:30:38,573
[laughs]
1820
01:30:40,373 --> 01:30:43,006
[yelling]
1821
01:30:56,021 --> 01:30:58,956
-[breathing heavily]
-[crackling]
1822
01:31:04,764 --> 01:31:06,634
The staff is absorbing it all.
1823
01:31:07,301 --> 01:31:08,504
Like a battery.
1824
01:31:14,606 --> 01:31:15,907
That's right.
1825
01:31:16,408 --> 01:31:18,079
Run!
1826
01:31:18,215 --> 01:31:19,406
This is a terrible idea.
1827
01:31:19,541 --> 01:31:21,777
You don't understand
the savagery, the barbarity.
1828
01:31:21,912 --> 01:31:23,112
[siren wailing in distance]
1829
01:31:25,351 --> 01:31:26,354
Oh, no.
1830
01:31:26,489 --> 01:31:28,623
[people shouting
in the distance]
1831
01:31:39,896 --> 01:31:42,098
[creature skittering]
1832
01:31:47,044 --> 01:31:49,039
[rustling]
1833
01:31:55,581 --> 01:31:57,183
-Hello.
-No.
1834
01:31:57,318 --> 01:31:59,313
[snorting]
1835
01:32:00,851 --> 01:32:02,217
It's okay. Come here.
1836
01:32:07,129 --> 01:32:08,130
Darla...
1837
01:32:08,265 --> 01:32:10,427
It's okay. Good girl.
1838
01:32:10,562 --> 01:32:12,531
[snorting]
1839
01:32:12,666 --> 01:32:14,933
[suspenseful music playing]
1840
01:32:18,069 --> 01:32:20,339
-Whoa, watch out!
-[Eugene] Whoa!
1841
01:32:20,475 --> 01:32:22,611
-Darla!
-[gasps]
1842
01:32:39,359 --> 01:32:40,354
[sniffs]
1843
01:32:44,227 --> 01:32:45,832
[whispers]
Taste the rainbow.
1844
01:32:48,138 --> 01:32:49,064
Good, isn't it?
1845
01:32:49,200 --> 01:32:51,336
It's the closest to ambrosia
we have.
1846
01:32:51,471 --> 01:32:53,175
[unicorn snorts]
1847
01:32:53,310 --> 01:32:55,303
[gentle music playing]
1848
01:33:16,430 --> 01:33:17,633
Good girl.
1849
01:33:22,138 --> 01:33:23,738
[roars]
1850
01:33:24,405 --> 01:33:25,641
[both] Whoa!
1851
01:33:34,749 --> 01:33:36,184
We're gonna need
more Skittles.
1852
01:33:36,319 --> 01:33:38,313
[people screaming]
1853
01:33:39,683 --> 01:33:41,052
[roars]
1854
01:33:43,622 --> 01:33:45,661
[woman grunting]
1855
01:33:47,658 --> 01:33:48,862
[sniffs]
1856
01:33:50,298 --> 01:33:52,898
[growls]
1857
01:33:53,034 --> 01:33:55,262
-[sniffs]
-[galloping in the distance]
1858
01:33:55,398 --> 01:33:57,805
-[creature roars]
-[unicorns roar]
1859
01:33:59,374 --> 01:34:00,769
[screeches]
1860
01:34:00,904 --> 01:34:03,107
[unicorns roaring]
1861
01:34:04,514 --> 01:34:06,715
[triumphant music playing]
1862
01:34:09,111 --> 01:34:11,082
[creature grunting]
1863
01:34:13,084 --> 01:34:14,450
Taste the rainbow, motherfu...
1864
01:34:14,586 --> 01:34:16,890
[roars]
1865
01:34:33,407 --> 01:34:34,505
[grunts]
1866
01:34:34,640 --> 01:34:36,674
No, no, no.
1867
01:34:36,810 --> 01:34:38,142
Lady, lady, you can't die!
1868
01:34:38,278 --> 01:34:40,178
Come on, Billy, come on!
Powers, powers, powers.
1869
01:34:40,314 --> 01:34:43,647
Medical powers. No.
How-to-fix-dead-people powers.
1870
01:34:43,782 --> 01:34:45,985
[breathes heavily]
1871
01:34:51,428 --> 01:34:52,825
-Clear?
-[grunts]
1872
01:34:52,961 --> 01:34:55,858
Whoa! Come on!
One more time. Clear!
1873
01:34:55,993 --> 01:34:57,360
[Hespera] Stop! Stop!
1874
01:34:57,495 --> 01:34:59,832
Let me go to the Underworld
in peace, please.
1875
01:34:59,968 --> 01:35:02,867
Oh, lady, lady,
listen to me, okay?
1876
01:35:03,002 --> 01:35:04,233
I don't want anyone else
to die.
1877
01:35:04,369 --> 01:35:05,670
Not my family, not Anthea,
not anyone,
1878
01:35:05,805 --> 01:35:07,104
and we can save them.
1879
01:35:07,239 --> 01:35:08,674
This all came
from the tree, right?
1880
01:35:08,810 --> 01:35:10,172
I might know a way to destroy
1881
01:35:10,308 --> 01:35:11,745
the tree and the dragon
all in one.
1882
01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:15,112
Ladon's powers
are too great, boy.
1883
01:35:15,248 --> 01:35:16,782
Well, not if I can overload
the staff
1884
01:35:16,918 --> 01:35:19,381
-with enough lightning.
-A bomb?
1885
01:35:20,416 --> 01:35:21,684
Is that enough
to kill the dragon?
1886
01:35:21,819 --> 01:35:23,055
And more.
1887
01:35:24,758 --> 01:35:26,089
You would annihilate
1888
01:35:26,224 --> 01:35:29,523
everything that's inside
the dome.
1889
01:35:29,658 --> 01:35:31,998
Well, then I have
one more favor to ask.
1890
01:35:33,436 --> 01:35:34,528
[people shouting]
1891
01:35:34,663 --> 01:35:36,668
[officer] Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
1892
01:35:36,803 --> 01:35:37,936
There's shelter ahead.
1893
01:35:38,072 --> 01:35:40,136
There's shelter ahead.
Let's go.
1894
01:35:40,272 --> 01:35:42,470
Walk, don't run.
There's shelter ahead.
1895
01:35:43,139 --> 01:35:44,340
Let's go, let's go.
1896
01:35:45,847 --> 01:35:47,512
[woman] Keep going. Keep going!
1897
01:35:47,648 --> 01:35:48,842
[Freddy] Anne!
1898
01:35:48,977 --> 01:35:50,181
Anne!
1899
01:35:50,979 --> 01:35:52,917
Anne!
1900
01:35:53,052 --> 01:35:55,384
-[rumbling]
-[Ladon roars]
1901
01:35:57,288 --> 01:35:59,921
-[people screaming]
-[gasps]
1902
01:36:00,056 --> 01:36:01,290
[officer] Go. Run.
1903
01:36:01,426 --> 01:36:03,898
-Watch that rear.
-[breathing heavily]
1904
01:36:05,533 --> 01:36:07,066
[roaring]
1905
01:36:09,404 --> 01:36:10,535
[grunts]
1906
01:36:10,670 --> 01:36:12,907
[roaring]
1907
01:36:16,379 --> 01:36:17,912
Go, go, go!
1908
01:36:21,549 --> 01:36:23,945
[roaring]
1909
01:36:24,081 --> 01:36:25,750
[breathing heavily]
1910
01:36:25,885 --> 01:36:27,152
[officer 2] Back away!
1911
01:36:27,287 --> 01:36:29,957
-[growling]
-[officer 3] Run, run, run!
1912
01:36:33,463 --> 01:36:35,457
[people screaming]
1913
01:36:36,398 --> 01:36:38,097
[roars]
1914
01:36:38,598 --> 01:36:39,827
Anne!
1915
01:36:39,962 --> 01:36:41,265
Ladon,
1916
01:36:41,966 --> 01:36:43,333
kill the traitor.
1917
01:36:47,037 --> 01:36:49,009
[people screaming]
1918
01:36:51,715 --> 01:36:54,546
[grunting, breathing heavily]
1919
01:36:54,681 --> 01:36:57,545
[roaring]
1920
01:37:00,456 --> 01:37:02,088
[grunting]
1921
01:37:16,065 --> 01:37:17,402
Impossible.
1922
01:37:17,538 --> 01:37:19,006
Bow him!
1923
01:37:20,509 --> 01:37:22,570
[grunting]
1924
01:37:24,941 --> 01:37:26,075
[yells]
1925
01:37:26,210 --> 01:37:28,411
[Anthea and Freddy grunting]
1926
01:37:32,821 --> 01:37:35,218
I lost it. Freddy, I can't.
1927
01:37:35,354 --> 01:37:37,055
What is a god
without her power?
1928
01:37:37,190 --> 01:37:39,424
The most powerful thing
about you
1929
01:37:39,560 --> 01:37:40,659
is you.
1930
01:37:40,795 --> 01:37:42,161
You taught me that.
1931
01:37:47,097 --> 01:37:49,300
[both yelling]
1932
01:37:50,473 --> 01:37:51,967
Kill them!
1933
01:37:52,103 --> 01:37:55,438
[yelling continues]
1934
01:37:58,913 --> 01:38:00,513
[Anthea breathing shakily]
1935
01:38:00,648 --> 01:38:04,319
[roaring]
1936
01:38:04,454 --> 01:38:05,448
[roaring stops]
1937
01:38:06,754 --> 01:38:09,249
[both panting]
1938
01:38:09,385 --> 01:38:11,388
[Shazam] Boom! [chuckles]
1939
01:38:11,524 --> 01:38:14,259
That must be super
disappointing as a dragon.
1940
01:38:16,832 --> 01:38:18,064
Assuming that you are one.
1941
01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:19,628
I mean, you fly,
and you breathe fire,
1942
01:38:19,764 --> 01:38:21,762
but you're also made of wood
which is a weird flex
1943
01:38:21,897 --> 01:38:24,500
and a serious design flaw,
if I'm being honest.
1944
01:38:25,774 --> 01:38:27,008
Freddy, Anthea, don't!
1945
01:38:30,113 --> 01:38:32,106
-[Shazam chuckles]
-Ah, made you look!
1946
01:38:32,242 --> 01:38:33,642
Oh, lady, that's twice.
1947
01:38:33,777 --> 01:38:35,978
And I didn't even need
a flaming violin that time.
1948
01:38:36,113 --> 01:38:37,313
[Shazam chuckles]
1949
01:38:37,449 --> 01:38:39,988
You want the staff?
Come get it.
1950
01:38:47,564 --> 01:38:49,327
[Ladon roars]
1951
01:38:58,772 --> 01:39:00,635
[panting]
1952
01:39:03,776 --> 01:39:04,980
[grunts]
1953
01:39:14,624 --> 01:39:16,116
Now, Hespera.
1954
01:39:16,252 --> 01:39:18,591
[Ladon roars]
1955
01:39:18,727 --> 01:39:20,094
Now, Hespera.
1956
01:39:23,093 --> 01:39:24,659
Now. Now.
1957
01:39:25,799 --> 01:39:27,999
[Ladon growling]
1958
01:39:28,134 --> 01:39:32,139
[suspenseful music playing]
1959
01:39:32,937 --> 01:39:35,142
[groans]
1960
01:39:36,745 --> 01:39:38,039
[powers resonate]
1961
01:39:38,174 --> 01:39:40,048
[speaking Greek]
1962
01:39:40,847 --> 01:39:43,051
[rumbling]
1963
01:39:44,914 --> 01:39:47,319
-[magic resonating]
-[dramatic music playing]
1964
01:39:58,898 --> 01:40:01,531
[engine revving]
1965
01:40:03,804 --> 01:40:04,798
[tires screech]
1966
01:40:08,841 --> 01:40:10,045
[grunts]
1967
01:40:25,254 --> 01:40:26,723
[in English] No.
1968
01:40:26,859 --> 01:40:28,492
No! No!
1969
01:40:45,944 --> 01:40:48,149
[growls]
1970
01:40:52,314 --> 01:40:53,755
Remove the dome.
1971
01:40:53,890 --> 01:40:56,091
As long as I still breathe,
1972
01:40:56,859 --> 01:40:59,193
the dome still stands.
1973
01:40:59,328 --> 01:41:03,362
Till I see you
on the other side, sister.
1974
01:41:05,062 --> 01:41:07,267
[roars]
1975
01:41:23,115 --> 01:41:25,318
[car horn honking]
1976
01:41:27,549 --> 01:41:29,553
[horn continues honking]
1977
01:41:37,865 --> 01:41:39,860
[tires screech]
1978
01:41:42,135 --> 01:41:44,304
[people chattering]
1979
01:41:46,906 --> 01:41:48,241
Billy!
1980
01:41:48,376 --> 01:41:50,038
-Get out of there.
-[Shazam] I can't.
1981
01:41:50,173 --> 01:41:51,175
Billy.
1982
01:41:51,310 --> 01:41:53,181
[Shazam] I have to do this.
1983
01:41:55,185 --> 01:41:56,347
[Freddy] Billy,
what are you doing?
1984
01:41:56,483 --> 01:41:57,816
You're not supposed
to be in there.
1985
01:41:57,951 --> 01:42:00,849
Yeah, I am.
1986
01:42:00,985 --> 01:42:02,782
I used to think that
I couldn't do anything right,
1987
01:42:02,918 --> 01:42:04,918
that I didn't deserve
my powers,
1988
01:42:06,361 --> 01:42:08,187
but there's something
that I can do.
1989
01:42:08,323 --> 01:42:09,527
No.
1990
01:42:10,328 --> 01:42:11,931
I can save all of you.
1991
01:42:12,066 --> 01:42:13,601
But it's all or none!
1992
01:42:13,737 --> 01:42:15,096
[Shazam] Yeah.
1993
01:42:15,231 --> 01:42:17,205
All of my family gets to live
and none of them gets hurt.
1994
01:42:20,102 --> 01:42:22,805
Freddy, I've never
had a family. You know that.
1995
01:42:22,941 --> 01:42:25,043
Everybody I've ever cared
about, they all left me.
1996
01:42:25,179 --> 01:42:27,040
My mom, my dad, everyone.
1997
01:42:28,076 --> 01:42:30,051
So when I found you guys,
I had to hang on
1998
01:42:30,186 --> 01:42:31,452
and I've been hanging on
too tight.
1999
01:42:31,588 --> 01:42:32,649
No.
2000
01:42:32,784 --> 01:42:34,486
I should have let you
do your own thing.
2001
01:42:36,191 --> 01:42:38,087
Now it's time for you to fly.
2002
01:42:38,222 --> 01:42:39,425
What about you?
2003
01:42:44,265 --> 01:42:45,999
I'm Captain Everypower Junior.
2004
01:42:46,134 --> 01:42:48,263
[chuckles softly, sniffles]
2005
01:42:48,399 --> 01:42:49,963
Don't you forget it.
2006
01:42:52,338 --> 01:42:54,539
[intriguing music playing]
2007
01:43:04,018 --> 01:43:06,221
[music swells]
2008
01:43:36,347 --> 01:43:38,550
[Ladon roars]
2009
01:43:42,550 --> 01:43:44,252
We end this now.
2010
01:43:44,387 --> 01:43:46,888
Yeah. We do.
2011
01:43:48,590 --> 01:43:49,792
[Shazam grunting]
2012
01:43:57,873 --> 01:43:59,472
Come on, Billy.
2013
01:44:06,015 --> 01:44:07,909
[lightning crackling]
2014
01:44:13,415 --> 01:44:14,850
[roars]
2015
01:44:27,301 --> 01:44:28,464
He's got this. We got this.
2016
01:44:28,600 --> 01:44:30,638
He's got this. He's got this.
2017
01:44:30,773 --> 01:44:31,834
Billy.
2018
01:44:33,468 --> 01:44:34,672
[grunts]
2019
01:44:36,141 --> 01:44:37,204
Fly.
2020
01:44:37,340 --> 01:44:39,006
[roars]
2021
01:44:43,380 --> 01:44:45,881
[grunting]
2022
01:44:49,891 --> 01:44:51,555
Billy.
2023
01:44:51,691 --> 01:44:53,289
Come on, baby.
Come on, let's go!
2024
01:44:53,425 --> 01:44:55,026
[people chattering]
2025
01:44:55,161 --> 01:44:57,629
[grunting]
2026
01:45:00,664 --> 01:45:02,700
-[Ladon roars]
-No!
2027
01:45:09,673 --> 01:45:12,809
-[roars]
-[screaming]
2028
01:45:15,644 --> 01:45:17,583
[Ladon groans]
2029
01:45:30,427 --> 01:45:32,631
[roaring]
2030
01:45:36,631 --> 01:45:37,999
[Shazam grunts]
2031
01:45:41,703 --> 01:45:42,905
[Shazam exclaims]
2032
01:45:45,507 --> 01:45:46,711
Whoa!
2033
01:45:49,445 --> 01:45:50,649
Ah.
2034
01:45:56,123 --> 01:45:58,118
[Ladon roaring]
2035
01:46:00,628 --> 01:46:02,826
[dramatic emotional music
playing]
2036
01:46:12,073 --> 01:46:13,936
[Ladon roaring]
2037
01:46:18,573 --> 01:46:20,140
[roars]
2038
01:46:27,252 --> 01:46:28,456
[grunts]
2039
01:46:50,013 --> 01:46:51,006
[Ladon growls]
2040
01:46:53,311 --> 01:46:55,978
Shazam!
2041
01:47:00,616 --> 01:47:02,385
[all whimpering]
2042
01:47:02,520 --> 01:47:04,958
[people clamoring]
2043
01:47:05,093 --> 01:47:07,088
[magic whirring]
2044
01:47:12,528 --> 01:47:13,732
Billy.
2045
01:47:15,037 --> 01:47:17,036
A true god,
2046
01:47:17,171 --> 01:47:18,899
after all.
2047
01:47:19,035 --> 01:47:21,234
[gentle emotional music
playing]
2048
01:47:27,248 --> 01:47:28,681
[magic resonating]
2049
01:47:48,765 --> 01:47:49,966
[creature screeches]
2050
01:47:52,508 --> 01:47:54,707
-[growls]
-[creatures screeching]
2051
01:48:01,943 --> 01:48:04,145
[all grunting, groaning]
2052
01:48:11,390 --> 01:48:12,758
He did it.
2053
01:48:20,399 --> 01:48:21,602
We must go.
2054
01:48:28,978 --> 01:48:29,973
Billy?
2055
01:48:30,474 --> 01:48:31,645
Billy?
2056
01:48:32,774 --> 01:48:33,977
[Freddy] Billy!
2057
01:48:35,677 --> 01:48:36,914
Billy!
2058
01:48:38,079 --> 01:48:40,581
Billy. Where are you? [sobs]
2059
01:48:40,716 --> 01:48:41,985
[Victor] Billy!
2060
01:48:43,752 --> 01:48:44,955
[Freddy] Billy?
2061
01:48:48,725 --> 01:48:51,027
Billy! Billy.
2062
01:48:53,497 --> 01:48:54,528
Billy!
2063
01:48:54,663 --> 01:48:55,867
Billy!
2064
01:48:56,698 --> 01:48:57,798
Billy!
2065
01:48:57,934 --> 01:48:59,574
Dude, wake up. You did it.
2066
01:49:01,974 --> 01:49:03,708
Okay. You're supposed
to wake up.
2067
01:49:03,844 --> 01:49:04,773
It's the part
where you wake up
2068
01:49:04,908 --> 01:49:06,440
and open your eyes and laugh
2069
01:49:06,576 --> 01:49:10,046
and you're supposed to say
you got me, 'cause you got me.
2070
01:49:11,353 --> 01:49:12,950
Dude. Joke's over, man.
2071
01:49:13,550 --> 01:49:14,820
Billy!
2072
01:49:16,787 --> 01:49:19,088
Billy. Billy, come on.
2073
01:49:21,492 --> 01:49:22,655
Freddy.
2074
01:49:22,790 --> 01:49:23,994
[sobs]
2075
01:49:26,135 --> 01:49:27,602
What did you do?
2076
01:49:29,633 --> 01:49:30,635
Wake up, Billy.
2077
01:49:30,770 --> 01:49:32,772
-[Victor] Billy?
-He's over here!
2078
01:49:35,638 --> 01:49:36,842
Billy.
2079
01:49:38,281 --> 01:49:40,615
[sobs] You asshole!
2080
01:49:41,747 --> 01:49:44,113
We're a team! We're a team!
2081
01:49:45,253 --> 01:49:46,247
Oh, Billy.
2082
01:49:47,518 --> 01:49:48,748
Billy.
2083
01:49:48,883 --> 01:49:50,917
Oh, my baby. No.
2084
01:49:51,052 --> 01:49:53,254
[solemn music playing]
2085
01:49:55,694 --> 01:49:57,357
[Anthea] He was a hero.
2086
01:49:58,862 --> 01:50:01,130
He was a hero and a god.
2087
01:50:01,265 --> 01:50:03,770
And he should be laid
to rest like one.
2088
01:50:08,144 --> 01:50:09,307
Hey, pal.
2089
01:50:09,442 --> 01:50:11,375
[Freddy crying]
2090
01:50:11,510 --> 01:50:12,944
[Rosa sobs]
2091
01:50:28,562 --> 01:50:30,731
[gentle music playing]
2092
01:51:17,580 --> 01:51:19,340
Will this land ever come back?
2093
01:51:20,242 --> 01:51:22,882
The staff is drained of magic.
2094
01:51:23,017 --> 01:51:26,116
Only the spark of a god
can restore its power
2095
01:51:26,984 --> 01:51:28,756
and there are no gods left.
2096
01:51:29,986 --> 01:51:31,451
[woman] There is one.
2097
01:51:33,124 --> 01:51:36,159
[ancient lamentation music
playing]
2098
01:51:41,096 --> 01:51:42,836
[dramatic music playing]
2099
01:51:46,804 --> 01:51:48,842
[gasps, chuckles]
2100
01:51:50,179 --> 01:51:51,174
What?
2101
01:52:04,920 --> 01:52:06,054
[crackles]
2102
01:52:06,190 --> 01:52:08,389
-[grunts]
-[magic resonates]
2103
01:52:09,595 --> 01:52:11,463
[panting]
2104
01:52:11,599 --> 01:52:13,801
[pleasant music playing]
2105
01:52:18,340 --> 01:52:20,803
[Darla chuckles]
2106
01:52:20,938 --> 01:52:22,436
[Mary and Pedro gasp]
2107
01:52:28,042 --> 01:52:29,542
[chuckles] Whoa.
2108
01:52:48,668 --> 01:52:49,600
[Freddy] Whoa.
2109
01:52:49,736 --> 01:52:51,938
[powers resonating]
2110
01:52:53,167 --> 01:52:54,369
[Anthea chuckles]
2111
01:53:14,593 --> 01:53:15,588
[chirps]
2112
01:53:16,932 --> 01:53:18,595
-[dramatic chord plays]
-[all scream]
2113
01:53:18,731 --> 01:53:19,933
It's a zombie!
2114
01:53:21,163 --> 01:53:23,233
[Shazam grunts] Guys!
2115
01:53:23,934 --> 01:53:25,338
What the hell?
2116
01:53:25,474 --> 01:53:27,101
You buried me?
2117
01:53:27,236 --> 01:53:29,672
In what, like, two minutes?
2118
01:53:29,807 --> 01:53:30,739
Oh, Billy!
2119
01:53:30,875 --> 01:53:32,475
[all whooping]
2120
01:53:32,611 --> 01:53:33,646
Hey.
2121
01:53:33,781 --> 01:53:36,213
Oh, man. I missed you guys.
2122
01:53:38,947 --> 01:53:40,613
Hi. Hey.
2123
01:53:41,522 --> 01:53:43,215
Oh, my God. Hi.
2124
01:53:43,351 --> 01:53:44,989
Why didn't anybody tell...
2125
01:53:45,124 --> 01:53:46,960
Hi. Sorry, sorry,
I didn't, uh...
2126
01:53:47,095 --> 01:53:49,990
I didn't see you there,
I was, um, I was...
2127
01:53:50,126 --> 01:53:51,426
I was dead at the time.
2128
01:53:52,468 --> 01:53:53,560
So, you, uh...
2129
01:53:54,537 --> 01:53:56,002
you got my bird letter?
2130
01:53:56,999 --> 01:53:58,466
Oh, I, uh...
2131
01:54:00,040 --> 01:54:01,502
I think you've got
something...
2132
01:54:03,312 --> 01:54:04,443
On my...
2133
01:54:04,578 --> 01:54:06,144
Where... Oh.
2134
01:54:06,711 --> 01:54:07,948
What?
2135
01:54:08,648 --> 01:54:09,616
That's a spider.
2136
01:54:09,752 --> 01:54:11,117
I'm sorry, that's disgusting.
2137
01:54:11,252 --> 01:54:13,650
Also, [chuckling]
that's really embarrassing.
2138
01:54:13,785 --> 01:54:14,987
Yes, it is.
2139
01:54:15,122 --> 01:54:17,457
But it was an amazing thing
you did.
2140
01:54:17,593 --> 01:54:19,222
The sacrifice you made.
2141
01:54:19,357 --> 01:54:22,223
You brought this world
back to life.
2142
01:54:22,359 --> 01:54:24,598
Maybe this time,
gods and humans
2143
01:54:24,733 --> 01:54:26,365
can learn to live in peace.
2144
01:54:26,500 --> 01:54:27,495
Yeah.
2145
01:54:28,837 --> 01:54:30,971
Use the power of Zeus wisely.
2146
01:54:33,037 --> 01:54:34,568
Be well, Billy Batson.
2147
01:54:36,607 --> 01:54:39,480
Hey, you know, just because
your father's power
2148
01:54:39,615 --> 01:54:40,773
is surging through me,
2149
01:54:40,908 --> 01:54:43,076
that doesn't technically
make us related, you know,
2150
01:54:43,212 --> 01:54:44,512
and I'm gonna be 18
2151
01:54:44,647 --> 01:54:46,346
in, like, five months, so...
[clicks tongue]
2152
01:54:46,481 --> 01:54:48,582
Stick to saving
the world, kid.
2153
01:54:48,718 --> 01:54:50,784
Yeah, you know, like,
that's... Okay, cool.
2154
01:54:50,920 --> 01:54:52,287
See ya.
2155
01:54:52,423 --> 01:54:54,120
What's with our boys
and older women?
2156
01:54:54,255 --> 01:54:55,457
[exhales sharply]
2157
01:54:57,333 --> 01:54:58,863
Hey.
2158
01:54:58,998 --> 01:55:00,500
Who wants their powers back?
2159
01:55:00,635 --> 01:55:01,628
[Shazam chuckles]
2160
01:55:02,396 --> 01:55:04,265
We can do that, right?
2161
01:55:04,400 --> 01:55:05,571
-Yeah.
-Yeah. Okay, good.
2162
01:55:05,706 --> 01:55:06,807
Good, good, good.
2163
01:55:06,942 --> 01:55:08,606
[Victor] I'd like
our house back.
2164
01:55:08,741 --> 01:55:09,774
Can we do that?
2165
01:55:09,909 --> 01:55:11,712
[upbeat music playing]
2166
01:55:11,847 --> 01:55:13,410
-[Victor] Dinner!
-Coming.
2167
01:55:13,545 --> 01:55:16,115
Aw. Thank you for respecting
the cross-stitch.
2168
01:55:18,553 --> 01:55:19,547
[Rosa chuckles]
2169
01:55:20,622 --> 01:55:21,888
[Rosa] Anthea.
2170
01:55:22,024 --> 01:55:23,118
Have you decided what
you're gonna do
2171
01:55:23,254 --> 01:55:25,688
about that god realm of yours?
2172
01:55:25,824 --> 01:55:28,455
Well, actually I'm gonna take
some time off while it heals.
2173
01:55:28,591 --> 01:55:30,664
Spend some time
with the common folk.
2174
01:55:30,799 --> 01:55:32,198
Learn some about your world,
2175
01:55:32,333 --> 01:55:34,766
about how, maybe,
we can learn from each other.
2176
01:55:34,902 --> 01:55:36,331
Number one sign of wisdom:
2177
01:55:36,467 --> 01:55:38,230
Admitting there's always
more to learn.
2178
01:55:38,366 --> 01:55:39,703
I'm coming around to it.
2179
01:55:39,838 --> 01:55:41,206
[doorbell rings]
2180
01:55:41,807 --> 01:55:43,142
I got it.
2181
01:55:47,449 --> 01:55:48,444
Whoa.
2182
01:55:49,078 --> 01:55:50,545
Uh, guys?
2183
01:55:51,145 --> 01:55:52,081
Guys!
2184
01:55:52,216 --> 01:55:54,450
[suspenseful music playing]
2185
01:55:59,726 --> 01:56:00,995
It's the wizard.
2186
01:56:02,392 --> 01:56:04,226
-Oh, my God!
-[Rosa] No way!
2187
01:56:04,361 --> 01:56:05,996
-Yes.
-Look at this guy!
2188
01:56:06,132 --> 01:56:07,327
Look at him, he's so handsome.
2189
01:56:07,463 --> 01:56:08,694
You pimpin' now, what is this?
2190
01:56:08,830 --> 01:56:10,431
-[Billy] You look amazing.
-You look great!
2191
01:56:10,567 --> 01:56:12,565
Well, I was
in the neighborhood
2192
01:56:12,701 --> 01:56:14,306
and, um, I just wanted
to express
2193
01:56:14,441 --> 01:56:16,639
-my gratitude before I go.
-[doorbell rings, pops]
2194
01:56:16,775 --> 01:56:21,079
Sorry. Doorbell's broken.
Actually, everything's broken.
2195
01:56:21,214 --> 01:56:23,017
-[Freddy chuckles]
-Not everything.
2196
01:56:25,681 --> 01:56:27,317
You were just
in the neighborhood?
2197
01:56:27,453 --> 01:56:29,649
[chuckles] Okay,
I came for the staff.
2198
01:56:29,784 --> 01:56:31,685
Perhaps I will hold
onto it for now.
2199
01:56:31,820 --> 01:56:35,863
I also wanted to see
your faces one last time
2200
01:56:35,998 --> 01:56:37,697
before I turn into a pile
of ash.
2201
01:56:37,833 --> 01:56:39,132
-Wait, what?
-No!
2202
01:56:39,267 --> 01:56:41,197
I am making a joke.
I have an Uber waiting.
2203
01:56:41,332 --> 01:56:42,930
-And besides...
-[chuckles]
2204
01:56:43,066 --> 01:56:45,937
...I've been trapped in rocks
and prisons for far too long.
2205
01:56:46,072 --> 01:56:47,937
It's time to see your world.
2206
01:56:48,073 --> 01:56:49,470
It's been an honor,
2207
01:56:49,606 --> 01:56:52,211
a privilege,
watching you all soar.
2208
01:56:52,346 --> 01:56:53,711
You know, you're not such
a bad wizard.
2209
01:56:53,846 --> 01:56:55,080
Thank you, Jeff.
2210
01:56:55,216 --> 01:56:57,249
-[sighs] It never ends.
-[chuckles]
2211
01:56:58,379 --> 01:56:59,581
[Billy] Also,
2212
01:57:00,955 --> 01:57:02,584
what's my superhero name?
2213
01:57:05,022 --> 01:57:07,490
Your name is...
2214
01:57:08,530 --> 01:57:10,125
Shazam.
2215
01:57:10,260 --> 01:57:11,190
-Of course.
-Yeah.
2216
01:57:11,326 --> 01:57:13,562
[all agreeing]
2217
01:57:15,102 --> 01:57:17,231
I still think we can beat it.
2218
01:57:17,366 --> 01:57:19,568
[upbeat music playing]
2219
01:59:56,595 --> 01:59:58,161
My feet hurt.
How much further?
2220
01:59:58,296 --> 01:59:59,429
About ten seconds less
2221
01:59:59,565 --> 02:00:00,860
than the last time
you asked me.
2222
02:00:00,995 --> 02:00:02,531
I'm sorry, I just feel
like we could
2223
02:00:02,667 --> 02:00:04,003
have parked
a little bit closer.
2224
02:00:04,139 --> 02:00:05,270
He doesn't know we're coming,
2225
02:00:05,406 --> 02:00:06,702
and I didn't want
to spook him.
2226
02:00:06,837 --> 02:00:09,072
"Spook him."
He's a superhero, not a deer.
2227
02:00:09,208 --> 02:00:10,475
All right, let's go.
2228
02:00:10,610 --> 02:00:12,512
And then you can tell Waller
that even though
2229
02:00:12,648 --> 02:00:14,914
she thinks this guy could be
a good addition to the team,
2230
02:00:15,050 --> 02:00:16,348
we never actually met him
2231
02:00:16,484 --> 02:00:18,714
because you wore
shitty walking shoes.
2232
02:00:18,850 --> 02:00:20,648
[chuckles] Okay, first of all,
they're boots,
2233
02:00:20,784 --> 02:00:22,723
and they're not shitty,
they're new.
2234
02:00:22,858 --> 02:00:25,623
-I just haven't had a chance
to break them in yet.
-Shut up.
2235
02:00:25,758 --> 02:00:28,895
Waller said this guy
is as powerful as they come,
2236
02:00:29,030 --> 02:00:30,697
but a little immature.
2237
02:00:30,832 --> 02:00:31,958
Oh, great.
2238
02:00:32,867 --> 02:00:35,500
Whoo! [chuckles]
2239
02:00:40,138 --> 02:00:42,342
[grunting]
2240
02:00:44,244 --> 02:00:45,811
-Billy Batson.
-Yeah?
2241
02:00:45,946 --> 02:00:47,412
I mean, no.
2242
02:00:47,548 --> 02:00:48,941
I've never heard that name
in my life.
2243
02:00:49,077 --> 02:00:50,480
I don't know who
you're talking about.
2244
02:00:50,616 --> 02:00:51,945
But I'd like to meet
that person
2245
02:00:52,080 --> 02:00:53,815
'cause they sound super cool.
And funny.
2246
02:00:53,950 --> 02:00:56,715
And talented.
And ridiculously handsome,
2247
02:00:56,851 --> 02:00:58,357
but, like, in a dangerous way.
2248
02:00:58,492 --> 02:01:00,290
What the hell
are you talking about?
2249
02:01:00,425 --> 02:01:02,425
Relax. We know who you are.
2250
02:01:02,560 --> 02:01:04,892
-How?
-Don't worry about that.
2251
02:01:05,934 --> 02:01:06,692
Who are you guys?
2252
02:01:06,828 --> 02:01:08,167
Don't worry about that either.
2253
02:01:08,302 --> 02:01:09,829
Look, we've seen
what you can do.
2254
02:01:09,965 --> 02:01:11,597
And we're here
to make you an offer.
2255
02:01:11,733 --> 02:01:12,697
How would you like to join
2256
02:01:12,833 --> 02:01:14,072
-the Justice...
-Yes!
2257
02:01:14,207 --> 02:01:15,507
A thousand times yes!
2258
02:01:15,642 --> 02:01:17,408
Oh, my gosh!
I've been dreaming about this!
2259
02:01:17,544 --> 02:01:19,410
Well, I mean,
not this exactly.
2260
02:01:19,545 --> 02:01:20,473
Like, normally,
it's Wonder Woman
2261
02:01:20,609 --> 02:01:21,881
in the dream, but...
2262
02:01:22,016 --> 02:01:23,278
-Ew.
-Huh?
2263
02:01:23,414 --> 02:01:25,448
Well, that was easy.
2264
02:01:25,583 --> 02:01:27,118
Welcome
to the Justice Society.
2265
02:01:27,254 --> 02:01:29,152
Yeah! Aweso... Wait, what?
2266
02:01:29,288 --> 02:01:30,521
The Justice Society?
2267
02:01:30,657 --> 02:01:31,957
Is that different
than the Justice League?
2268
02:01:32,093 --> 02:01:33,523
Yes. The Justice Society
2269
02:01:33,659 --> 02:01:35,093
is different
than the Justice League
2270
02:01:35,229 --> 02:01:36,759
because of how words work.
2271
02:01:36,895 --> 02:01:38,726
I just want to be
in the Wonder Woman group.
2272
02:01:38,862 --> 02:01:40,961
-So, that's you guys, right?
-No.
2273
02:01:41,097 --> 02:01:43,166
Why are you so obsessed
with Wonder Woman, dude?
2274
02:01:43,302 --> 02:01:45,103
He's joking, right?
2275
02:01:45,239 --> 02:01:48,375
-No?
-Okay. I'm out.
2276
02:01:48,510 --> 02:01:50,406
I'm gonna wait here,
'cause of the shoes.
2277
02:01:50,541 --> 02:01:52,237
Can you drive by and get me?
2278
02:01:52,372 --> 02:01:54,841
[Shazam] Hey, just a little
constructive criticism.
2279
02:01:54,977 --> 02:01:56,315
It's pretty confusing
that there are
2280
02:01:56,450 --> 02:01:58,348
two separate groups
of superheroes
2281
02:01:58,484 --> 02:01:59,815
that are totally unaffiliated,
2282
02:01:59,951 --> 02:02:01,921
but both have "Justice"
in their name, you know.
2283
02:02:02,056 --> 02:02:03,951
Like, have you guys ever
thought about doing
a rebranding of sorts?
2284
02:02:04,087 --> 02:02:07,060
'Cause just a quick search
on Thesaurus.com,
2285
02:02:07,196 --> 02:02:08,754
you got so many options, man.
2286
02:02:08,890 --> 02:02:11,825
Like, "Authority Society." Eh?
2287
02:02:11,960 --> 02:02:13,627
Uh, uh, "Code Society."
That's stupid.
2288
02:02:13,763 --> 02:02:15,200
These are, like, legal terms.
2289
02:02:15,336 --> 02:02:18,333
[gasps] "The Avenger Society."
2290
02:02:18,468 --> 02:02:19,732
[inhales sharply]
2291
02:02:19,868 --> 02:02:21,639
I like that, for some reason.
2292
02:02:24,310 --> 02:02:26,512
[gentle music playing]
2293
02:02:41,557 --> 02:02:43,925
[music builds up]
2294
02:02:50,534 --> 02:02:52,736
[dramatic music playing]
2295
02:06:06,599 --> 02:06:08,800
[mysterious music playing]
2296
02:07:34,818 --> 02:07:37,020
[intense music playing]
2297
02:08:35,010 --> 02:08:36,943
[distant chattering]
2298
02:08:37,079 --> 02:08:39,280
[unsettling music playing]
2299
02:08:54,731 --> 02:08:56,594
[voice laughing]
2300
02:08:56,730 --> 02:09:00,870
[Mister Mind] Well, well,
Doctor. We meet again.
2301
02:09:01,006 --> 02:09:02,568
Where in the hell
have you been?
2302
02:09:02,703 --> 02:09:05,839
[Mister Mind] To implement
the perfect plan, Doctor,
2303
02:09:05,975 --> 02:09:08,140
one must have patience.
2304
02:09:08,275 --> 02:09:10,047
What are you talking about?
2305
02:09:11,619 --> 02:09:13,215
It's been two goddamn years!
2306
02:09:13,350 --> 02:09:18,391
Yes. But what is time
but a trick of the mind?
2307
02:09:18,526 --> 02:09:19,722
A meaningless measure.
2308
02:09:19,857 --> 02:09:22,258
Hey. I'm 57 years old.
2309
02:09:22,393 --> 02:09:25,491
I'm stuck in a concrete box
surrounded by lunatics
2310
02:09:25,626 --> 02:09:27,495
waiting for a worm to enact
some, what,
2311
02:09:27,630 --> 02:09:30,134
vague plan I've been told
absolutely nothing about?
2312
02:09:30,269 --> 02:09:32,905
It takes me a very long time
to get places, okay?
2313
02:09:33,040 --> 02:09:35,774
I do not have legs,
I do not have wings,
2314
02:09:35,910 --> 02:09:39,345
I just slither around
endlessly.
2315
02:09:39,480 --> 02:09:41,742
But not for long.
2316
02:09:41,877 --> 02:09:43,476
[laughing]
2317
02:09:44,717 --> 02:09:46,446
Tell me everything.
2318
02:09:47,889 --> 02:09:49,849
Just one more thing
I need to do.
2319
02:09:49,984 --> 02:09:52,188
What? No!
2320
02:09:53,625 --> 02:09:55,290
Oh, goddamn it!