WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05.664 --> 00:00:08.374 Message. 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08.374 --> 00:00:09.170 Huh. 5 00:00:09.170 --> 00:00:11.780 Come be my therapist, baby. 6 00:00:11.780 --> 00:00:12.380 Yeah. 7 00:00:12.380 --> 00:00:14.000 Come be my therapist, baby. 8 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:17.330 You, who I'm sharing with, baby, let me lay in your presence. 9 00:00:17.330 --> 00:00:19.280 Yes, it's so effortless, baby, because you're 10 00:00:19.280 --> 00:00:22.130 so easy to talk to, I often wish we was closer. 11 00:00:22.130 --> 00:00:23.780 I hope for the sessions to bless us. 12 00:00:23.780 --> 00:00:25.490 Yes, I might need to stay over. 13 00:00:25.490 --> 00:00:28.610 Holding trauma from drama, now, I can't tell if they love me. 14 00:00:28.610 --> 00:00:30.350 But when we look for the problem, 15 00:00:30.350 --> 00:00:31.880 I always find out it was me. 16 00:00:31.880 --> 00:00:33.380 Hug me, baby, I miss you. 17 00:00:33.380 --> 00:00:35.090 Don't take negative with you. 18 00:00:35.090 --> 00:00:36.980 Only positive vibes, baby. 19 00:00:36.980 --> 00:00:38.300 I'll never forget you. 20 00:00:38.300 --> 00:00:39.440 I do therapy with you. 21 00:00:39.440 --> 00:00:40.610 Hey, Paul. 22 00:00:40.610 --> 00:00:42.050 So I'm done cleaning here. 23 00:00:42.050 --> 00:00:44.200 Am I good to go? 24 00:00:44.200 --> 00:00:46.320 Hell, no, you ain't good to go. 25 00:00:46.320 --> 00:00:48.320 Table two keeps ordering crawfish after crawfish 26 00:00:48.320 --> 00:00:49.028 after crawfish. 27 00:00:49.028 --> 00:00:51.320 I got to go to the Atlantic Ocean to get more crawfish. 28 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:53.730 I'm might get mercury poisoning dealing with table two. 29 00:00:53.730 --> 00:00:54.230 All right. 30 00:00:54.230 --> 00:00:54.470 30 more minutes. 31 00:00:54.470 --> 00:00:55.280 You can do 30 more minutes? 32 00:00:55.280 --> 00:00:55.863 Yeah, I guess. 33 00:00:55.863 --> 00:00:56.540 OK, cool. 34 00:00:56.540 --> 00:00:57.200 Thank you. 35 00:00:57.200 --> 00:00:58.580 Oh, wait one second. 36 00:00:58.580 --> 00:01:03.080 Um, tomorrow-- do you think you can come in at 6:00? 37 00:01:03.080 --> 00:01:03.990 Are you serious? 38 00:01:03.990 --> 00:01:06.080 JoJo having her little situationship 39 00:01:06.080 --> 00:01:07.830 on the situationship on the situationship. 40 00:01:07.830 --> 00:01:08.330 Again? 41 00:01:08.330 --> 00:01:09.073 Yeah, again. 42 00:01:09.073 --> 00:01:10.740 And, come on, let me rub your shoulders. 43 00:01:10.740 --> 00:01:12.625 Come on, you get like this sometimes, Mon. 44 00:01:12.625 --> 00:01:13.250 Hey, all right. 45 00:01:13.250 --> 00:01:13.880 I do it for you. 46 00:01:13.880 --> 00:01:14.380 OK. 47 00:01:14.380 --> 00:01:15.380 Give me a hug. 48 00:01:15.380 --> 00:01:16.380 All right. 49 00:01:16.380 --> 00:01:16.880 All right. 50 00:01:16.880 --> 00:01:19.100 Take care of them kids. 51 00:01:19.100 --> 00:01:21.090 Say, mm-hmm. 52 00:01:21.090 --> 00:01:21.642 Man. 53 00:01:21.642 --> 00:01:23.250 Whoof. 54 00:01:23.250 --> 00:01:25.135 Hey, how are you doing, ma'am? 55 00:01:25.135 --> 00:01:27.260 You've been sitting here for a little over an hour. 56 00:01:27.260 --> 00:01:28.132 Everything OK? 57 00:01:28.132 --> 00:01:30.590 I know you're sitting down, but you look a little stood up. 58 00:01:30.590 --> 00:01:31.040 Heh. 59 00:01:31.040 --> 00:01:32.240 You get to how I put that together? 60 00:01:32.240 --> 00:01:33.782 I can get you another margarita, or-- 61 00:01:33.782 --> 00:01:35.861 Does it look like I need your help? 62 00:01:39.680 --> 00:01:42.200 Yo, Paul, let me get a double shot of Añejo. 63 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:43.430 One for me, and one for her. 64 00:01:43.430 --> 00:01:44.390 I got you. 65 00:01:44.390 --> 00:01:47.390 Excuse me, sir, but I can buy my own drinks. 66 00:01:47.390 --> 00:01:48.750 Thanks, but no thanks. 67 00:01:48.750 --> 00:01:49.250 Damn. 68 00:01:49.250 --> 00:01:50.780 OK, Miss Independent. 69 00:01:50.780 --> 00:01:52.290 I feel you. 70 00:01:52.290 --> 00:01:53.937 Paul, let me get them two shots. 71 00:01:53.937 --> 00:01:54.520 Oh, I got you. 72 00:01:54.520 --> 00:01:55.800 I'm sorry, baby. 73 00:01:55.800 --> 00:01:56.780 He had you waiting. 74 00:01:56.780 --> 00:01:58.080 What can I get for you? 75 00:01:58.080 --> 00:01:58.850 Thank you so much. 76 00:01:58.850 --> 00:01:59.840 It's taken so long. 77 00:01:59.840 --> 00:02:01.798 First, I would like to start with my appetizer. 78 00:02:01.798 --> 00:02:04.190 I would like some crawfish cheese sticks. 79 00:02:04.190 --> 00:02:07.220 I would also like crawfish nachos. 80 00:02:07.220 --> 00:02:11.490 And I also would like crawfish salad. 81 00:02:11.490 --> 00:02:11.990 Yeah? 82 00:02:19.940 --> 00:02:20.510 Really? 83 00:02:21.390 --> 00:02:23.090 Mm. 84 00:02:23.090 --> 00:02:23.780 Ooh! 85 00:02:23.780 --> 00:02:24.650 Spicy. 86 00:02:26.120 --> 00:02:28.900 I'm Reggie. 87 00:02:28.900 --> 00:02:30.130 Stacey. 88 00:02:30.130 --> 00:02:31.180 I see. 89 00:02:31.180 --> 00:02:34.347 And you stay seeing this drip? 90 00:02:34.347 --> 00:02:35.180 What does that mean? 91 00:02:35.180 --> 00:02:36.400 You don't even know me. 92 00:02:36.400 --> 00:02:37.870 Margarita crawfish. 93 00:02:37.870 --> 00:02:40.030 Margarita, make sure that comes out. 94 00:02:40.030 --> 00:02:43.030 And also crawfish chicken nuggets. 95 00:02:43.030 --> 00:02:43.660 You ever? 96 00:02:43.660 --> 00:02:45.850 You look a little down on your day. 97 00:02:45.850 --> 00:02:49.850 And why are you taking it out on my man Paul over here? 98 00:02:49.850 --> 00:02:50.850 I am having a rough day. 99 00:02:53.510 --> 00:02:56.180 Hey, Paul, I'm sorry. 100 00:02:56.180 --> 00:02:58.504 Can you please get us another round? 101 00:02:58.504 --> 00:03:00.210 Y-- y'all paying for all of these? 102 00:03:00.210 --> 00:03:00.710 Never mind. 103 00:03:00.710 --> 00:03:01.877 We'll talk about this later. 104 00:03:01.877 --> 00:03:03.500 OK, Miss Independent. 105 00:03:03.500 --> 00:03:05.450 Hey, Paul, another Añejo. 106 00:03:05.450 --> 00:03:08.120 Throw a lime in there this time. 107 00:03:08.120 --> 00:03:08.690 Añejo? 108 00:03:08.690 --> 00:03:10.320 What is that? 109 00:03:10.320 --> 00:03:12.360 See, you don't even know nothing about that. 110 00:03:12.360 --> 00:03:15.110 That's probably why your 'rita trash. 111 00:03:15.110 --> 00:03:16.190 It was pretty light. 112 00:03:17.178 --> 00:03:18.470 Paul, give her what I'm having. 113 00:03:18.470 --> 00:03:20.150 A little less mix. 114 00:03:20.150 --> 00:03:22.220 I usually just get silver. 115 00:03:22.220 --> 00:03:23.540 What made you try that? 116 00:03:23.540 --> 00:03:27.710 Oh, I drink Añejo because I can get "any ho." 117 00:03:27.710 --> 00:03:28.850 You feel me? 118 00:03:28.850 --> 00:03:29.850 Wow. 119 00:03:29.850 --> 00:03:31.760 OK, so you are crazy. 120 00:03:31.760 --> 00:03:34.190 I mean, is that supposed to be funny or something? 121 00:03:34.190 --> 00:03:36.120 See, now I got her attention. 122 00:03:36.120 --> 00:03:37.962 She used to do is being all forward 123 00:03:37.962 --> 00:03:39.920 and trying to hit on her right out of the gate, 124 00:03:39.920 --> 00:03:43.960 but she found comfortability in my friendliness. 125 00:03:43.960 --> 00:03:45.590 Now, she fine. 126 00:03:45.590 --> 00:03:47.470 Fine as hell! 127 00:03:47.470 --> 00:03:49.600 I got to see where this chick mind at. 128 00:03:49.600 --> 00:03:51.220 Watch me break her down like a 3-5. 129 00:03:53.000 --> 00:03:53.960 OK. 130 00:03:53.960 --> 00:03:56.150 So who is it? 131 00:03:56.150 --> 00:03:57.980 What are you talking about? 132 00:03:57.980 --> 00:03:59.360 The person that got my new friend 133 00:03:59.360 --> 00:04:03.840 in here drinking by herself, all alone, in a bad-ass mood. 134 00:04:03.840 --> 00:04:07.100 OK, so I don't even know why I'm sharing this with you. 135 00:04:07.100 --> 00:04:09.590 So look, this guy, he was supposed to meet me here. 136 00:04:09.590 --> 00:04:11.300 I mean, not really for a date, but I'd 137 00:04:11.300 --> 00:04:14.360 be lying if I said I wasn't attracted to him, right? 138 00:04:14.360 --> 00:04:17.089 Then I find out he's really in a relationship 139 00:04:17.089 --> 00:04:19.880 and is currently on a date as we speak. 140 00:04:19.880 --> 00:04:20.990 Damn! 141 00:04:20.990 --> 00:04:22.850 That's bogus as hell. 142 00:04:22.850 --> 00:04:24.940 I mean, he at least reached out to you 143 00:04:24.940 --> 00:04:26.690 and let you know what the deal was, right? 144 00:04:26.690 --> 00:04:27.560 No. 145 00:04:27.560 --> 00:04:29.660 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 146 00:04:29.660 --> 00:04:32.870 So you mean to tell me you just came across the photo? 147 00:04:32.870 --> 00:04:34.520 Like it was just on your timeline, 148 00:04:34.520 --> 00:04:36.320 or did you go searching for it? 149 00:04:36.320 --> 00:04:38.210 Because you look like a searcher. 150 00:04:38.210 --> 00:04:38.780 No. 151 00:04:38.780 --> 00:04:40.310 Hell, no, I didn't do none of that. 152 00:04:40.310 --> 00:04:44.090 Look, I was seeing if he posted a stat, and I saw that shit. 153 00:04:46.790 --> 00:04:47.690 So let me guess. 154 00:04:47.690 --> 00:04:50.180 You must have had a goal in mind. 155 00:04:50.180 --> 00:04:51.650 Oh, wait. 156 00:04:51.650 --> 00:04:54.540 You was trying to get some, wasn't you? 157 00:04:54.540 --> 00:04:55.040 OK. 158 00:04:55.040 --> 00:04:56.390 So is it that obvious? 159 00:04:56.390 --> 00:04:59.090 I mean, I was trying to get me some from Travis, 160 00:04:59.090 --> 00:05:00.200 but, you know what? 161 00:05:00.200 --> 00:05:01.520 Uh-uh. 162 00:05:01.520 --> 00:05:04.850 I carry myself as a classy lady, OK? 163 00:05:04.850 --> 00:05:07.562 How did he even know? 164 00:05:07.562 --> 00:05:10.390 And what the hell do you mean by that? 165 00:05:10.390 --> 00:05:11.090 I mean, damn. 166 00:05:11.090 --> 00:05:11.732 Calm down. 167 00:05:11.732 --> 00:05:13.190 I ain't got no scientific reasoning 168 00:05:13.190 --> 00:05:14.648 behind it or anything, but you just 169 00:05:14.648 --> 00:05:17.130 look a little more let down than the normal disappointment. 170 00:05:17.130 --> 00:05:18.050 That's all I'm saying. 171 00:05:18.050 --> 00:05:20.930 It sound like expectations to me. 172 00:05:20.930 --> 00:05:23.390 Now, I'm not saying you had a plan. 173 00:05:23.390 --> 00:05:26.960 But if the night would have went right, and you felt right, 174 00:05:26.960 --> 00:05:28.460 you was going to give him some. 175 00:05:28.460 --> 00:05:29.000 Oh, so what? 176 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:30.140 Now you a therapist? 177 00:05:30.140 --> 00:05:32.540 Hell, no! 178 00:05:32.540 --> 00:05:34.280 I just know people. 179 00:05:34.280 --> 00:05:34.832 That's it. 180 00:05:34.832 --> 00:05:36.540 And I don't judge them for their actions. 181 00:05:36.540 --> 00:05:38.850 I let them show me who they really are. 182 00:05:38.850 --> 00:05:39.350 You know. 183 00:05:39.350 --> 00:05:41.225 It kind of provides them with a certain level 184 00:05:41.225 --> 00:05:42.710 of comfortability with me. 185 00:05:42.710 --> 00:05:44.190 That's not even a real word. 186 00:05:44.190 --> 00:05:48.380 So I'm a real nigga, and what's up with you and your drink, 187 00:05:48.380 --> 00:05:49.130 Miss Lightweight? 188 00:05:49.130 --> 00:05:51.088 Don't worry about what I'm doing with my drink. 189 00:05:51.088 --> 00:05:53.210 The question is, why are you in here? 190 00:05:53.210 --> 00:05:54.890 Oh, I ain't got no sob story. 191 00:05:54.890 --> 00:05:57.440 All my whole school, every last one of them. 192 00:05:59.480 --> 00:06:00.223 I'm just playing. 193 00:06:00.223 --> 00:06:02.390 I just wanted to get out of the house, have a drink. 194 00:06:02.390 --> 00:06:03.920 Supposed to meet my boy Sean here, 195 00:06:03.920 --> 00:06:07.610 but he probably off with some girl somewhere 196 00:06:07.610 --> 00:06:09.540 in full character. 197 00:06:09.540 --> 00:06:10.790 What does full character mean? 198 00:06:10.790 --> 00:06:11.810 What is that? 199 00:06:11.810 --> 00:06:13.550 He like to give women what they want. 200 00:06:13.550 --> 00:06:15.350 Well, let me rephrase that. 201 00:06:15.350 --> 00:06:17.870 What he thinks they want. 202 00:06:17.870 --> 00:06:21.020 But it always work out terribly for him. 203 00:06:21.020 --> 00:06:22.820 But, like I said, I'm not here to judge. 204 00:06:22.820 --> 00:06:24.530 That's his life. 205 00:06:24.530 --> 00:06:26.600 Enough about him, though. 206 00:06:26.600 --> 00:06:28.760 I'm interested in you. 207 00:06:28.760 --> 00:06:31.700 How about we toast to the dumbass 208 00:06:31.700 --> 00:06:35.450 that stood your fine ass up? 209 00:06:35.450 --> 00:06:36.290 I like that. 210 00:06:36.290 --> 00:06:37.655 Mm-hmm. 211 00:06:37.655 --> 00:06:39.475 We can toast to that. 212 00:06:39.475 --> 00:06:41.950 Y'all don't-- y'all don't want to-- 213 00:06:41.950 --> 00:06:42.782 Mm, this is strong. 214 00:06:42.782 --> 00:06:43.530 OK. 215 00:06:43.530 --> 00:06:44.030 Yeah. 216 00:06:44.030 --> 00:06:45.447 I'm going to put that to the side. 217 00:07:37.980 --> 00:07:40.560 I see you not big on the cuddling. 218 00:07:40.560 --> 00:07:42.180 That's cool. 219 00:07:42.180 --> 00:07:44.820 I was never really big on it either. 220 00:07:44.820 --> 00:07:45.630 Look. 221 00:07:45.630 --> 00:07:49.310 Last night was a mistake, period. 222 00:07:49.310 --> 00:07:50.700 But it happened, though. 223 00:07:50.700 --> 00:07:53.090 I don't be doing shit like this. 224 00:07:53.090 --> 00:07:54.485 But you did it, though. 225 00:07:54.485 --> 00:07:55.110 I've got to go. 226 00:07:55.110 --> 00:07:56.360 I'm going to be late for work. 227 00:07:56.360 --> 00:07:57.740 What is it that you do? 228 00:07:57.740 --> 00:07:59.330 I'm a therapist. 229 00:07:59.330 --> 00:08:01.100 Relationship counselor, mainly. 230 00:08:01.100 --> 00:08:03.800 Oh. 231 00:08:03.800 --> 00:08:08.270 So you help lonely people cope with their misery. 232 00:08:08.270 --> 00:08:10.130 No, I'm more like a mediator. 233 00:08:10.130 --> 00:08:12.770 You know, I help solve conflict. 234 00:08:12.770 --> 00:08:15.185 Almost like finding the pieces to their puzzle. 235 00:08:15.185 --> 00:08:16.040 Mm. 236 00:08:16.040 --> 00:08:19.880 So you sell dreams to delusional couples. 237 00:08:19.880 --> 00:08:20.910 Got you. 238 00:08:21.410 --> 00:08:22.460 You know what? 239 00:08:22.460 --> 00:08:25.130 You got all the answers, don't you? 240 00:08:25.130 --> 00:08:27.320 I ain't got all of them, because I still 241 00:08:27.320 --> 00:08:30.290 ain't got the answer as to why you think this was a mistake. 242 00:08:30.290 --> 00:08:32.539 Because I don't even know you, OK? 243 00:08:32.539 --> 00:08:34.740 We just met last night. 244 00:08:34.740 --> 00:08:36.740 And honestly, you could be crazy for all I know. 245 00:08:36.740 --> 00:08:37.775 Hell. 246 00:08:37.775 --> 00:08:39.139 I don't know you. 247 00:08:39.139 --> 00:08:39.639 Right. 248 00:08:42.679 --> 00:08:45.220 And I'm the crazy one? 249 00:08:45.220 --> 00:08:46.850 OK. 250 00:08:46.850 --> 00:08:48.560 But if this wasn't supposed to happen, 251 00:08:48.560 --> 00:08:49.550 then it wouldn't have happened. 252 00:08:49.550 --> 00:08:51.740 You're one of the types that like to trip about stuff that 253 00:08:51.740 --> 00:08:52.760 already happened, huh? 254 00:08:52.760 --> 00:08:55.430 How good of a therapist can you really be? 255 00:08:55.430 --> 00:08:58.050 What's that supposed to mean? 256 00:08:58.050 --> 00:09:00.510 I'm just saying, like-- 257 00:09:00.510 --> 00:09:02.130 if you want to be good at your job, 258 00:09:02.130 --> 00:09:05.220 you should probably be better at letting go with a past. 259 00:09:05.220 --> 00:09:05.850 Wow. 260 00:09:05.850 --> 00:09:06.897 OK, you know what? 261 00:09:06.897 --> 00:09:08.730 I'm not enjoying this conversation, not even 262 00:09:08.730 --> 00:09:09.300 a little bit. 263 00:09:09.300 --> 00:09:11.700 So you're telling me you ain't enjoy last night? 264 00:09:14.850 --> 00:09:17.820 I mean, I did enjoy last night, but-- 265 00:09:17.820 --> 00:09:19.800 But nothing. 266 00:09:19.800 --> 00:09:20.370 Exactly. 267 00:09:20.370 --> 00:09:23.625 The only "but" I want to hear is my hand smacking an ass! 268 00:09:26.250 --> 00:09:26.750 I'm done. 269 00:09:26.750 --> 00:09:27.345 Why don't you stop. 270 00:09:27.345 --> 00:09:28.200 I'm done with you. 271 00:09:28.200 --> 00:09:29.270 You make me sick. 272 00:09:29.270 --> 00:09:32.190 OK, so I really didn't have a bad time last night. 273 00:09:32.190 --> 00:09:34.890 Oh, my gosh, it was so amazing. 274 00:09:34.890 --> 00:09:37.860 And, I mean, Reggie, he's so cool. 275 00:09:37.860 --> 00:09:38.940 He's laid back. 276 00:09:38.940 --> 00:09:40.080 He's witty. 277 00:09:40.080 --> 00:09:43.650 And the things he did in this bed right here. 278 00:09:43.650 --> 00:09:44.430 Shit! 279 00:09:44.430 --> 00:09:45.690 Oh, OK, OK, OK. 280 00:09:45.690 --> 00:09:49.211 But I don't think I'm ready for this. 281 00:09:52.160 --> 00:09:55.380 I'm so conflicted right now. 282 00:09:55.380 --> 00:09:57.060 OK, so I got a question. 283 00:09:57.060 --> 00:09:59.700 You one of them know girls who drink and they black out? 284 00:09:59.700 --> 00:10:02.550 Oh, so you used to messing with them lightweight thots, huh? 285 00:10:02.550 --> 00:10:03.420 Uh-huh. 286 00:10:03.420 --> 00:10:05.070 Yeah, I remember everything. 287 00:10:05.070 --> 00:10:06.450 Oh, perfect. 288 00:10:06.450 --> 00:10:09.160 So that means you remember that butt-naked pretzel 289 00:10:09.160 --> 00:10:12.030 I had you in going stupid. 290 00:10:12.030 --> 00:10:14.790 OK, so you one of those kind of guys that just think sex 291 00:10:14.790 --> 00:10:15.540 is everything? 292 00:10:15.540 --> 00:10:16.290 OK, you know what? 293 00:10:16.290 --> 00:10:18.000 I've been down this road before. 294 00:10:18.000 --> 00:10:18.840 Goodbye. 295 00:10:18.840 --> 00:10:24.060 I mean, if you ready to go, I can walk you out to the door. 296 00:10:24.060 --> 00:10:26.610 But you should remember one thing. 297 00:10:26.610 --> 00:10:29.780 Well, two things you should take away. 298 00:10:29.780 --> 00:10:32.490 One, how did you just assume that I'm all about sex? 299 00:10:32.490 --> 00:10:34.490 You didn't even take the time to get to know me. 300 00:10:34.490 --> 00:10:36.230 Now, I'm not here to change your opinion 301 00:10:36.230 --> 00:10:37.397 because that's your opinion. 302 00:10:37.397 --> 00:10:39.820 I'm just saying that that's a little weird. 303 00:10:39.820 --> 00:10:42.540 OK, you said two things. 304 00:10:42.540 --> 00:10:46.500 You've got your dress on inside out, player. 305 00:10:46.500 --> 00:10:47.662 Fuck you. 306 00:10:50.860 --> 00:10:53.977 Fucked the seams out of her. 307 00:10:53.977 --> 00:10:54.955 Whoo! 308 00:11:11.581 --> 00:11:15.590 She stuck on my mind, she jiggy. 309 00:11:15.590 --> 00:11:17.690 She stuck on my mind, she worth it. 310 00:11:17.690 --> 00:11:19.520 Stay on her grind, she working. 311 00:11:19.520 --> 00:11:21.780 Shorty's so fine, she perfect. 312 00:11:21.780 --> 00:11:22.790 Uh-huh. 313 00:11:22.790 --> 00:11:24.990 I give her my time on purpose. 314 00:11:24.990 --> 00:11:26.630 Yes, she look good on them pictures. 315 00:11:26.630 --> 00:11:28.980 Promise she finer in person. 316 00:11:28.980 --> 00:11:29.930 Uh-huh. 317 00:11:29.930 --> 00:11:32.000 In this shit, it got to be different. 318 00:11:32.000 --> 00:11:33.800 Feel like a lottery ticket. 319 00:11:33.800 --> 00:11:35.750 With her the sky's the limit. 320 00:11:35.750 --> 00:11:36.680 Uh-huh. 321 00:11:36.680 --> 00:11:39.170 Because we in places you fly to go visit. 322 00:11:39.170 --> 00:11:43.160 We steady down in this shop, and you niggas dying to hit it. 323 00:11:43.160 --> 00:11:43.850 Yeah. 324 00:11:43.850 --> 00:11:46.340 And I don't blame you for trying to hit her. 325 00:11:46.340 --> 00:11:47.930 She's certified a winner. 326 00:11:47.930 --> 00:11:50.585 I saw you looking at me when I walked through the door. 327 00:11:52.820 --> 00:11:55.352 You must like what you see. 328 00:11:55.352 --> 00:11:56.810 It's a bit around here. 329 00:11:59.570 --> 00:12:00.565 Mm. 330 00:12:00.565 --> 00:12:01.940 How about we go back to my place? 331 00:12:01.940 --> 00:12:03.530 She's stuck on my mind. 332 00:12:03.530 --> 00:12:05.450 She jiggy, shorty so fine. 333 00:12:05.450 --> 00:12:07.160 I'm telling you, I'm making her mine. 334 00:12:07.160 --> 00:12:08.670 You hear me? 335 00:12:08.670 --> 00:12:09.170 Sir? 336 00:12:09.170 --> 00:12:09.830 Mm-hmm. 337 00:12:09.830 --> 00:12:10.085 Yeah. 338 00:12:10.710 --> 00:12:12.218 My fault. How may I-- 339 00:12:12.218 --> 00:12:13.010 how may I help you? 340 00:12:13.010 --> 00:12:15.350 I mean, are you working today or what? 341 00:12:15.350 --> 00:12:16.130 Yeah, yeah. 342 00:12:16.130 --> 00:12:18.440 What's going on, little man? 343 00:12:18.440 --> 00:12:19.040 OK. 344 00:12:19.040 --> 00:12:19.790 Yeah. 345 00:12:19.790 --> 00:12:21.170 How old are you? 346 00:12:21.170 --> 00:12:23.330 Look, the last barber we went to, 347 00:12:23.330 --> 00:12:26.330 he fucked his hairline up and put that little black painted 348 00:12:26.330 --> 00:12:27.890 stuff on his forehead. 349 00:12:27.890 --> 00:12:30.530 And I just need you to fix it right quick, OK? 350 00:12:30.530 --> 00:12:31.550 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 351 00:12:31.550 --> 00:12:34.100 I can go ahead and take care of it. 352 00:12:34.100 --> 00:12:35.480 Come on in here, little man. 353 00:12:35.480 --> 00:12:36.260 Hop up on here. 354 00:12:39.800 --> 00:12:41.540 Go get you right. 355 00:12:41.540 --> 00:12:45.030 Get you all the way right. 356 00:12:45.030 --> 00:12:45.530 Whoo! 357 00:12:45.530 --> 00:12:48.230 What kind of cut want, little man? 358 00:12:48.230 --> 00:12:49.070 OK. 359 00:12:49.070 --> 00:12:49.700 All right. 360 00:12:49.700 --> 00:12:50.510 Don't-- don't worry about it. 361 00:12:50.510 --> 00:12:51.135 Just forget it. 362 00:12:51.135 --> 00:12:52.922 I'm-- I'm going to get you right. 363 00:12:55.700 --> 00:12:58.490 What you mean you don't want to be with me? 364 00:12:58.490 --> 00:12:59.420 After all I've done? 365 00:13:02.110 --> 00:13:02.860 What is it? 366 00:13:02.860 --> 00:13:04.720 Is it another chick? 367 00:13:04.720 --> 00:13:07.850 Then, what is it then? 368 00:13:07.850 --> 00:13:09.860 What do you mean you got to call me back? 369 00:13:09.860 --> 00:13:10.730 Oh, hell no. 370 00:13:10.730 --> 00:13:13.360 You're going to talk to-- 371 00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:15.190 Hello? 372 00:13:15.190 --> 00:13:17.455 Hello? 373 00:13:17.455 --> 00:13:18.930 Hey, your mom always this mad? 374 00:13:18.930 --> 00:13:21.210 Excuse me? 375 00:13:21.210 --> 00:13:23.547 How about you stay out of my business and cut some hair. 376 00:13:23.547 --> 00:13:26.130 I wouldn't be in your business if you weren't talking so loud. 377 00:13:26.130 --> 00:13:27.830 So what? 378 00:13:27.830 --> 00:13:28.970 OK, mom, relax. 379 00:13:28.970 --> 00:13:31.340 You too fine to be letting some dude stress you out. 380 00:13:31.340 --> 00:13:33.140 You know you're supposed to have your holes in control. 381 00:13:33.140 --> 00:13:35.223 And you don't even know what you're talking about. 382 00:13:35.223 --> 00:13:37.190 How about you cut some hair? 383 00:13:37.190 --> 00:13:38.480 I am. 384 00:13:38.480 --> 00:13:40.070 But part of my job is to also make 385 00:13:40.070 --> 00:13:42.570 sure that everybody that walk through that door, 386 00:13:42.570 --> 00:13:44.810 they walk out with a smile in their experience. 387 00:13:44.810 --> 00:13:45.762 I'm cutting his hair. 388 00:13:45.762 --> 00:13:46.970 Ain't that right, little man? 389 00:13:49.480 --> 00:13:49.990 All right. 390 00:13:49.990 --> 00:13:54.334 I mean-- now, to just work on you, Miss-- 391 00:13:55.720 --> 00:13:57.730 Jasmine. 392 00:13:57.730 --> 00:13:58.880 And you are? 393 00:13:58.880 --> 00:14:00.140 I'm Reggie. 394 00:14:00.140 --> 00:14:02.940 Nice to finally meet you. 395 00:14:02.940 --> 00:14:04.363 Nice to meet you too. 396 00:14:05.130 --> 00:14:07.343 See, that wasn't so hard, was it? 397 00:14:07.343 --> 00:14:09.260 Oh, you're going to hit me with the shoulders. 398 00:14:09.260 --> 00:14:11.300 I see that's a hereditary thing, huh? 399 00:14:11.300 --> 00:14:14.000 OK, Reggie. 400 00:14:14.000 --> 00:14:15.950 So how long you been cutting hair? 401 00:14:15.950 --> 00:14:19.070 Uh, it's about three, four-- 402 00:14:19.070 --> 00:14:20.600 Oh, so about three or four years? 403 00:14:20.600 --> 00:14:21.410 Days. 404 00:14:21.410 --> 00:14:21.922 Days. 405 00:14:21.922 --> 00:14:23.630 I got my certification earlier this week. 406 00:14:23.630 --> 00:14:24.550 Wait, what's today? 407 00:14:24.550 --> 00:14:26.800 Tuesday, Thursday. 408 00:14:26.800 --> 00:14:27.580 I'm joking. 409 00:14:27.580 --> 00:14:28.210 I'm joking. 410 00:14:28.210 --> 00:14:29.420 I've been cutting six years. 411 00:14:29.420 --> 00:14:30.580 Oh. 412 00:14:30.580 --> 00:14:32.080 I was gonna say. 413 00:14:32.080 --> 00:14:33.710 Oh, you real funny, huh? 414 00:14:33.710 --> 00:14:34.210 You know. 415 00:14:34.210 --> 00:14:35.980 Just a little jokey-joke. 416 00:14:35.980 --> 00:14:37.810 But what's up with you and that phone call? 417 00:14:37.810 --> 00:14:40.780 You too fine to be letting whatever do stress you out. 418 00:14:40.780 --> 00:14:43.390 Look, I'm damn near 30, and I don't 419 00:14:43.390 --> 00:14:46.330 want my son to keep seeing me single out here. 420 00:14:46.330 --> 00:14:47.980 You know? 421 00:14:47.980 --> 00:14:51.730 I want him to be in a stable home with two parents. 422 00:14:51.730 --> 00:14:53.110 You know, like the old days. 423 00:14:53.110 --> 00:14:54.310 Hmph. 424 00:14:54.310 --> 00:14:55.240 I feel you. 425 00:14:55.240 --> 00:14:57.160 It's just one thing you're missing, though. 426 00:14:57.160 --> 00:14:58.150 What's that? 427 00:14:58.150 --> 00:15:00.490 Them old days, they old as hell. 428 00:15:00.490 --> 00:15:01.120 They're gone. 429 00:15:01.120 --> 00:15:03.550 You can go searching for them if you want. 430 00:15:03.550 --> 00:15:04.820 They're not here no more. 431 00:15:04.820 --> 00:15:05.737 And how you know that? 432 00:15:05.737 --> 00:15:07.612 Because that special thing you searching for, 433 00:15:07.612 --> 00:15:08.650 it don't exist no more. 434 00:15:08.650 --> 00:15:12.050 Back in the day, women used to cook, clean, raise the babies. 435 00:15:12.050 --> 00:15:13.630 That's what women were taught to do. 436 00:15:13.630 --> 00:15:17.320 Is that really what you want out of your life? 437 00:15:17.320 --> 00:15:19.090 What's so bad about that? 438 00:15:19.090 --> 00:15:20.770 I mean, absolutely nothing. 439 00:15:20.770 --> 00:15:24.850 Ain't nothing wrong with it, but a woman as fine as you, 440 00:15:24.850 --> 00:15:27.900 I just feel like you deserve more than just 441 00:15:27.900 --> 00:15:29.550 being cooped up in the house. 442 00:15:29.550 --> 00:15:32.700 Do you want your entire dream to belong to somebody else? 443 00:15:32.700 --> 00:15:35.422 I still want a man in my life. 444 00:15:35.422 --> 00:15:37.130 I don't want my son seeing me around here 445 00:15:37.130 --> 00:15:40.161 with all these different guys. 446 00:15:41.470 --> 00:15:43.990 But it's so bad out here. 447 00:15:43.990 --> 00:15:46.765 I want to find someone to make me happy. 448 00:15:49.570 --> 00:15:52.080 I mean, I hear you, but that's your problem. 449 00:15:52.080 --> 00:15:54.660 You can't find happiness in somebody else. 450 00:15:54.660 --> 00:15:57.390 Now, we all know, you've got to find that within. 451 00:15:57.390 --> 00:16:00.270 Now, a guy, he can make you smile. 452 00:16:00.270 --> 00:16:03.120 He can even make you feel good. 453 00:16:03.120 --> 00:16:05.640 But real happiness, it always got to come within. 454 00:16:05.640 --> 00:16:06.652 Come on, now. 455 00:16:06.652 --> 00:16:07.860 Ain't that right, little man? 456 00:16:10.746 --> 00:16:11.710 Mm. 457 00:16:11.710 --> 00:16:13.330 Wow! 458 00:16:13.330 --> 00:16:15.130 That look nice. 459 00:16:15.130 --> 00:16:16.553 OK, I see you. 460 00:16:16.553 --> 00:16:18.970 And it don't have that little painted black shit on there. 461 00:16:18.970 --> 00:16:19.510 OK. 462 00:16:19.510 --> 00:16:20.810 Thank you, Reggie. 463 00:16:20.810 --> 00:16:21.670 Oh. 464 00:16:21.670 --> 00:16:24.640 So, son, how do you like your haircut? 465 00:16:24.640 --> 00:16:26.770 Man, I want to be as unbothered as him. 466 00:16:26.770 --> 00:16:27.574 Pssh. 467 00:16:27.574 --> 00:16:28.780 Oh. 468 00:16:28.780 --> 00:16:30.490 OK, how much? 469 00:16:30.490 --> 00:16:33.280 Oh, I normally do $20. 470 00:16:33.280 --> 00:16:37.480 But, for you-- for you, I'm going to do a dub. 471 00:16:37.480 --> 00:16:40.450 Oh, I see you got a little jokey-jokes too, huh? 472 00:16:40.450 --> 00:16:41.110 OK. 473 00:16:41.110 --> 00:16:43.810 Well, here you go. 474 00:16:43.810 --> 00:16:45.181 Keep the change. 475 00:16:47.700 --> 00:16:48.700 Got a little jokey-joke. 476 00:16:48.700 --> 00:16:49.390 Nice play. 477 00:16:51.320 --> 00:16:54.410 So, Reggie, do you have a business card or anything where 478 00:16:54.410 --> 00:16:59.310 I can make an appointment or call to get some advice? 479 00:16:59.310 --> 00:17:00.890 I like the way you think. 480 00:17:00.890 --> 00:17:02.090 For sure. 481 00:17:02.090 --> 00:17:03.800 Thank you. 482 00:17:03.800 --> 00:17:05.906 All right, son, let's go. 483 00:17:05.906 --> 00:17:07.220 Bye, Reggie. 484 00:17:07.220 --> 00:17:09.001 All right, Jasmine. 485 00:17:09.001 --> 00:17:11.737 Mm. 486 00:17:11.737 --> 00:17:13.670 She was fine as hell. 487 00:17:13.670 --> 00:17:15.096 Whoo! 488 00:17:15.096 --> 00:17:16.587 Mm. 489 00:17:39.480 --> 00:17:41.520 Hey, what's up? 490 00:17:41.520 --> 00:17:43.480 I'm glad you could finally make it. 491 00:17:43.480 --> 00:17:44.222 Yeah, my bad. 492 00:17:44.222 --> 00:17:46.680 You know, it's a little crazy getting to this side of town. 493 00:17:46.680 --> 00:17:47.580 Traffic was wild. 494 00:17:47.580 --> 00:17:49.330 But let me see you. 495 00:17:49.330 --> 00:17:50.728 Check you out. 496 00:17:50.728 --> 00:17:51.270 Come on, now. 497 00:17:51.270 --> 00:17:52.090 Give me a hug. 498 00:17:52.090 --> 00:17:52.590 Mm-hmm. 499 00:17:55.740 --> 00:17:57.660 So tell me, how was your day? 500 00:17:57.660 --> 00:17:58.950 Damn. 501 00:17:58.950 --> 00:18:00.030 Where do I start? 502 00:18:00.030 --> 00:18:02.568 OK, so I had this weird couple come in, right? 503 00:18:02.568 --> 00:18:04.860 And let me tell you, the girl, I mean, she was stacked. 504 00:18:04.860 --> 00:18:07.140 She had big titties, a big booty. 505 00:18:07.140 --> 00:18:08.190 She was bad. 506 00:18:08.190 --> 00:18:11.460 By her husband, I'm talking like some Screech, 507 00:18:11.460 --> 00:18:12.630 kind of a Urkel dude. 508 00:18:12.630 --> 00:18:16.130 He tape all in the glasses and everything. 509 00:18:16.130 --> 00:18:18.710 I'm not the problem here, OK? 510 00:18:18.710 --> 00:18:22.100 She's the one who needs your professional guidance. 511 00:18:22.100 --> 00:18:25.310 I can't deal with her self-effacing, insecure 512 00:18:25.310 --> 00:18:26.600 behavior. 513 00:18:26.600 --> 00:18:29.400 Besides, it's out of my control. 514 00:18:29.400 --> 00:18:32.510 I mean, I can't keep these women off of me. 515 00:18:32.510 --> 00:18:33.783 It's true. 516 00:18:33.783 --> 00:18:35.450 I mean, everywhere we go, women are just 517 00:18:35.450 --> 00:18:37.910 throwing themselves at him. 518 00:18:37.910 --> 00:18:39.627 And I can't deal. 519 00:18:41.090 --> 00:18:44.180 So what we're dealing with is a classic case of insecurities. 520 00:18:44.180 --> 00:18:46.160 Yet, this isn't so common. 521 00:18:46.160 --> 00:18:49.610 How would you say your personal life is between you two? 522 00:18:49.610 --> 00:18:52.370 Oh, you mean like when we're alone? 523 00:18:52.370 --> 00:18:53.810 Everything's great. 524 00:18:53.810 --> 00:18:55.490 We have fun. 525 00:18:55.490 --> 00:18:57.230 We go places. 526 00:18:57.230 --> 00:19:00.530 And he does this thing with his tongue 527 00:19:00.530 --> 00:19:02.030 when I'm bent over the bed. 528 00:19:02.030 --> 00:19:03.170 Oh, yeah. 529 00:19:03.170 --> 00:19:04.670 So by the time he pulls out-- 530 00:19:04.670 --> 00:19:06.080 Whoa, not that. 531 00:19:06.080 --> 00:19:08.642 I was just asking how you two felt about one another. 532 00:19:08.642 --> 00:19:10.850 I thought that we could talk to you about everything? 533 00:19:10.850 --> 00:19:13.540 That is what we're paying you for, right? 534 00:19:13.540 --> 00:19:15.380 Right, babe? 535 00:19:15.380 --> 00:19:16.790 That's right, my darling. 536 00:19:16.790 --> 00:19:22.400 She is 100% unequivocally correctamundo, Miss Hampton. 537 00:19:22.400 --> 00:19:23.197 Know know what? 538 00:19:23.197 --> 00:19:23.780 You know what? 539 00:19:23.780 --> 00:19:25.580 You're right, Mr. And Mrs. Cooper. 540 00:19:25.580 --> 00:19:26.930 I apologize. 541 00:19:26.930 --> 00:19:29.090 Please feel free to share any information 542 00:19:29.090 --> 00:19:30.770 you feel to be pertinent. 543 00:19:30.770 --> 00:19:31.550 Oh, no. 544 00:19:31.550 --> 00:19:32.300 Who "Pertinent"? 545 00:19:32.300 --> 00:19:34.580 And where he from? 546 00:19:34.580 --> 00:19:38.150 Pertinent means important, my little ray of sunshine. 547 00:19:38.150 --> 00:19:38.760 Oh. 548 00:19:38.760 --> 00:19:39.770 OK, important. 549 00:19:39.770 --> 00:19:40.370 OK. 550 00:19:40.370 --> 00:19:43.700 Yeah, well, in all my years, I've 551 00:19:43.700 --> 00:19:49.520 never met someone who makes me feel like this man does. 552 00:19:49.520 --> 00:19:52.920 I just feel like I'm not enough for him. 553 00:19:52.920 --> 00:19:55.040 And I feel like he's going to leave me 554 00:19:55.040 --> 00:19:56.360 for one of these little thots. 555 00:19:56.360 --> 00:19:58.580 Oh, cut the malarkey. 556 00:19:58.580 --> 00:20:00.200 I've been with you this whole time. 557 00:20:00.200 --> 00:20:03.030 These whoremongers, they mean nothing to me. 558 00:20:03.030 --> 00:20:04.430 I mean, sure. 559 00:20:04.430 --> 00:20:06.260 The woman at the gas station register 560 00:20:06.260 --> 00:20:10.250 always offers me some quick fellatio, but I just say no. 561 00:20:10.250 --> 00:20:13.370 Just $20 on pump six, please. 562 00:20:13.370 --> 00:20:16.100 Or at the clothing store, when the girl invited me to the back 563 00:20:16.100 --> 00:20:18.090 to "paint her face." 564 00:20:18.090 --> 00:20:18.590 Huh. 565 00:20:18.590 --> 00:20:20.570 I said, I'm not even an artist. 566 00:20:20.570 --> 00:20:22.760 What does that mean? 567 00:20:22.760 --> 00:20:24.440 See? 568 00:20:24.440 --> 00:20:25.070 OK. 569 00:20:25.070 --> 00:20:26.060 OK, Mr. Cooper. 570 00:20:26.060 --> 00:20:29.750 So have you ever engaged in any sexual activity 571 00:20:29.750 --> 00:20:31.100 with any of these women? 572 00:20:31.100 --> 00:20:33.260 Absolutely not. 573 00:20:33.260 --> 00:20:36.410 What in the world would give you any inclination 574 00:20:36.410 --> 00:20:40.595 that they want to have sexual intercourse with me? 575 00:20:40.595 --> 00:20:42.920 You silly therapist. 576 00:20:44.540 --> 00:20:46.070 I just don't know what to do. 577 00:20:47.850 --> 00:20:48.740 Look, look. 578 00:20:48.740 --> 00:20:52.600 What I've learned today is-- 579 00:20:52.600 --> 00:20:53.230 I don't know. 580 00:20:53.230 --> 00:20:57.265 The crazy thing about it is she was kind of obsessed with him. 581 00:20:57.265 --> 00:20:58.630 You know? 582 00:20:58.630 --> 00:20:59.643 Hmm? 583 00:20:59.643 --> 00:21:00.310 So let me guess. 584 00:21:00.310 --> 00:21:02.530 That kind of threw you off a little bit. 585 00:21:02.530 --> 00:21:04.240 Let me break something down to you. 586 00:21:04.240 --> 00:21:05.350 Hey, how are y'all doing? 587 00:21:05.350 --> 00:21:07.555 Ma'am, did you bring your son in here today? 588 00:21:07.555 --> 00:21:08.230 Ah! 589 00:21:08.230 --> 00:21:10.330 I knew I should have left him in the car. 590 00:21:10.330 --> 00:21:12.080 Girls are afraid to date good looking guys 591 00:21:12.080 --> 00:21:13.913 because they don't want to get dumped or get 592 00:21:13.913 --> 00:21:14.710 their heart broken. 593 00:21:14.710 --> 00:21:17.620 Number two, good looking women, they 594 00:21:17.620 --> 00:21:20.800 also got their insecurities and, you know, they hide them. 595 00:21:20.800 --> 00:21:22.130 That's usually how that goes. 596 00:21:22.130 --> 00:21:24.610 Now, three, this is the kicker right here. 597 00:21:24.610 --> 00:21:26.770 Now, it's apparent he got her mind confused. 598 00:21:26.770 --> 00:21:29.470 What she can't detect, she can't reject. 599 00:21:29.470 --> 00:21:31.420 And when a woman's mind is confused, 600 00:21:31.420 --> 00:21:33.350 she's easy to control. 601 00:21:33.350 --> 00:21:33.850 Wow. 602 00:21:33.850 --> 00:21:34.660 OK, OK, OK. 603 00:21:34.660 --> 00:21:36.970 So, Casanova, is that your strategy for everything? 604 00:21:36.970 --> 00:21:37.850 Is that what it is? 605 00:21:37.850 --> 00:21:38.650 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 606 00:21:38.650 --> 00:21:41.230 I don't use strategies. 607 00:21:41.230 --> 00:21:43.600 If you want anything genuine, you can never 608 00:21:43.600 --> 00:21:45.198 attack it using a "strategy." 609 00:21:45.198 --> 00:21:46.990 So what you're saying is that you can never 610 00:21:46.990 --> 00:21:48.610 treat two people the same way? 611 00:21:48.610 --> 00:21:49.787 Not exactly. 612 00:21:49.787 --> 00:21:52.120 Because in life, you're going to always encounter people 613 00:21:52.120 --> 00:21:53.780 with similar situations. 614 00:21:53.780 --> 00:21:55.475 But what I'm saying is, I never go 615 00:21:55.475 --> 00:21:57.850 into a situation knowing how I'm going to treat somebody. 616 00:21:57.850 --> 00:21:59.450 That shit almost never works. 617 00:21:59.450 --> 00:22:01.870 It always backfires. 618 00:22:01.870 --> 00:22:03.820 So how do you think you need to treat me? 619 00:22:03.820 --> 00:22:05.230 Like a woman that likes me. 620 00:22:05.230 --> 00:22:08.530 But because of her past, she's wounded. 621 00:22:08.530 --> 00:22:09.880 Guards up. 622 00:22:09.880 --> 00:22:11.050 It's understandable. 623 00:22:11.050 --> 00:22:13.180 You're also an independent woman who 624 00:22:13.180 --> 00:22:17.380 don't need a man for nothing until it's time 625 00:22:17.380 --> 00:22:19.690 to put some salt on that butt naked pretzel. 626 00:22:19.690 --> 00:22:22.480 Wow. 627 00:22:22.480 --> 00:22:24.910 I'm so tired of this man thinking he know everything. 628 00:22:24.910 --> 00:22:25.690 But you know what? 629 00:22:25.690 --> 00:22:26.440 He might be right. 630 00:22:26.440 --> 00:22:28.148 I ain't going to let him know, all right? 631 00:22:28.148 --> 00:22:28.790 You know what? 632 00:22:28.790 --> 00:22:30.910 I don't need a man for sex, OK? 633 00:22:30.910 --> 00:22:33.220 Matter of fact, I don't need anybody. 634 00:22:33.220 --> 00:22:36.550 Well, excuse me, Miss Independent. 635 00:22:36.550 --> 00:22:37.240 Huh. 636 00:22:37.240 --> 00:22:38.800 You must know how to DJ real good. 637 00:22:38.800 --> 00:22:39.300 Huh? 638 00:22:40.420 --> 00:22:40.960 Nothing. 639 00:22:40.960 --> 00:22:41.877 Do you need something? 640 00:22:41.877 --> 00:22:42.430 We're closed. 641 00:22:42.430 --> 00:22:42.970 She's not calling you, though. 642 00:22:42.970 --> 00:22:43.840 We are closed. 643 00:22:43.840 --> 00:22:44.440 We're closed. 644 00:22:44.440 --> 00:22:45.160 We just got here. 645 00:22:45.160 --> 00:22:45.660 Exactly. 646 00:22:45.660 --> 00:22:48.880 We closed from here all the way to here, OK? 647 00:22:48.880 --> 00:22:49.630 We just got here. 648 00:22:49.630 --> 00:22:50.830 You definitely are not getting a tip. 649 00:22:50.830 --> 00:22:51.330 Yeah. 650 00:22:51.330 --> 00:22:53.230 Can I just get a margarita? 651 00:22:53.230 --> 00:22:55.510 Anyway, how was your day, man? 652 00:22:55.510 --> 00:22:57.242 I actually had a very, very good day. 653 00:22:57.242 --> 00:22:58.450 It was a typical day, though. 654 00:22:58.450 --> 00:23:01.030 I had this client, she came in with her son. 655 00:23:01.030 --> 00:23:03.490 Now, she was in a bad mood. 656 00:23:03.490 --> 00:23:05.440 But once I, you know, gave her a few smiles, 657 00:23:05.440 --> 00:23:07.840 told her a few jokes, she actually opened up to me. 658 00:23:07.840 --> 00:23:09.850 It kind of reminded me of this girl I know. 659 00:23:09.850 --> 00:23:13.360 I met her at a bar one time, but I cannot remember her name. 660 00:23:14.530 --> 00:23:15.430 Really? 661 00:23:15.430 --> 00:23:16.000 OK, so what? 662 00:23:16.000 --> 00:23:17.940 Did you get her number too? 663 00:23:17.940 --> 00:23:20.487 Of course I did. 664 00:23:20.487 --> 00:23:21.070 You know what? 665 00:23:21.070 --> 00:23:22.360 Mm, you just typical. 666 00:23:22.360 --> 00:23:24.910 Just like typical kind of man, you know what I mean? 667 00:23:24.910 --> 00:23:26.740 I was joking. 668 00:23:26.740 --> 00:23:28.180 No, I didn't get her number. 669 00:23:28.180 --> 00:23:29.522 She's a client. 670 00:23:29.522 --> 00:23:31.855 I gave her my business card, but why is that so typical? 671 00:23:31.855 --> 00:23:32.620 You know what? 672 00:23:32.620 --> 00:23:34.960 The more I get to know you, the more typical you are. 673 00:23:34.960 --> 00:23:35.777 Just player. 674 00:23:35.777 --> 00:23:36.610 That's what you are. 675 00:23:36.610 --> 00:23:37.420 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 676 00:23:37.420 --> 00:23:39.580 I'm not a player at all. 677 00:23:39.580 --> 00:23:40.870 I'm not here to play games. 678 00:23:40.870 --> 00:23:43.840 I'm always open, honest, and upfront about mine. 679 00:23:43.840 --> 00:23:46.090 So how did you even come to that conclusion? 680 00:23:46.090 --> 00:23:48.730 Never mind, OK? 681 00:23:48.730 --> 00:23:50.800 But it's kind of funny, because while I 682 00:23:50.800 --> 00:23:53.230 was talking to the client today, and, you know, 683 00:23:53.230 --> 00:23:54.790 I'm shedding light on her situation 684 00:23:54.790 --> 00:23:57.623 and giving her a new perspective, I sat there 685 00:23:57.623 --> 00:23:59.290 and I was like, I can't wait to tell you 686 00:23:59.290 --> 00:24:01.640 because I was kind of like doing your job a little bit. 687 00:24:01.640 --> 00:24:02.140 OK. 688 00:24:02.140 --> 00:24:03.662 One, you can never do my job. 689 00:24:03.662 --> 00:24:05.620 You don't have the formal training or the hours 690 00:24:05.620 --> 00:24:06.730 that I put into this. 691 00:24:06.730 --> 00:24:08.080 So let me get this straight. 692 00:24:08.080 --> 00:24:11.500 Just because you went to school and studied all these hours, 693 00:24:11.500 --> 00:24:13.930 that means you better at this than me? 694 00:24:13.930 --> 00:24:15.042 Yeah, exactly. 695 00:24:15.042 --> 00:24:16.000 That's what I'm saying. 696 00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:17.470 OK. 697 00:24:17.470 --> 00:24:19.630 Well, you know what I got to say to that? 698 00:24:19.630 --> 00:24:22.470 Fuck them books, and fuck that degree. 699 00:24:22.470 --> 00:24:23.350 Pssh. 700 00:24:23.350 --> 00:24:26.890 There is no better teacher than life and its experiences. 701 00:24:26.890 --> 00:24:29.720 What you, like $100,000 in debt? 702 00:24:29.720 --> 00:24:30.730 Girl, please. 703 00:24:30.730 --> 00:24:31.600 OK, excuse me? 704 00:24:31.600 --> 00:24:33.190 You are a barber, OK? 705 00:24:33.190 --> 00:24:35.020 You can never shit on my career. 706 00:24:35.020 --> 00:24:37.960 Can never try to do what I do, so don't even try me. 707 00:24:37.960 --> 00:24:41.230 So I didn't have to work just as hard to get where I am? 708 00:24:41.230 --> 00:24:42.070 Yeah, OK. 709 00:24:42.070 --> 00:24:44.830 Um, Paul, why don't you go ahead and close us out. 710 00:24:44.830 --> 00:24:45.850 Pssh. 711 00:24:45.850 --> 00:24:47.270 Yeah, and don't worry about it. 712 00:24:47.270 --> 00:24:51.100 It's on me since I know you got them loans to pay back. 713 00:24:51.100 --> 00:24:51.940 Huh. 714 00:24:51.940 --> 00:24:53.950 Enjoy, Miss Therapist. 715 00:24:53.950 --> 00:24:57.160 She don't think that I can do her job better than her. 716 00:24:57.160 --> 00:24:58.330 Shit. 717 00:24:58.330 --> 00:25:00.196 Watch me. 718 00:25:17.980 --> 00:25:20.230 So Reggie, I heard you over at the bar the other night 719 00:25:20.230 --> 00:25:22.272 saying that you was giving that good therapy, yo. 720 00:25:22.272 --> 00:25:24.540 So I figured I'd come over here and check you out. 721 00:25:24.540 --> 00:25:25.840 Girl, we're in a barbershop. 722 00:25:25.840 --> 00:25:27.400 I mean, babe, just give it a shot. 723 00:25:27.400 --> 00:25:28.730 We need full discretion. 724 00:25:28.730 --> 00:25:32.320 Just like-- this can't leave the barbershop, please. 725 00:25:32.320 --> 00:25:33.130 Of course. 726 00:25:33.130 --> 00:25:35.200 So what's going on with y'all? 727 00:25:35.200 --> 00:25:38.140 So, so, me and baby's been together for about 10 months, 728 00:25:38.140 --> 00:25:41.230 and she's just not giving what I thought she was going to give. 729 00:25:41.230 --> 00:25:43.772 I thought she was going to be doing a little bit more of the, 730 00:25:43.772 --> 00:25:46.912 you know, taking the trash out, maybe going to get the car. 731 00:25:46.912 --> 00:25:48.370 She's falling off a little bit when 732 00:25:48.370 --> 00:25:50.973 it comes to playing that role. 733 00:25:50.973 --> 00:25:53.140 You do realize I have a vagina just like you, right? 734 00:25:53.140 --> 00:25:54.370 I mean, yeah babe, so? 735 00:25:54.370 --> 00:25:56.078 So what I need to take the trash out for? 736 00:25:56.078 --> 00:25:58.037 She was giving that when we first got together, 737 00:25:58.037 --> 00:26:00.460 and I'm just trying to figure out what is really going on. 738 00:26:00.460 --> 00:26:01.030 OK. 739 00:26:01.030 --> 00:26:01.530 OK. 740 00:26:01.530 --> 00:26:07.210 I see the problem here is, there's no masculine energy 741 00:26:07.210 --> 00:26:08.950 kind of present, huh? 742 00:26:08.950 --> 00:26:09.670 I mean. 743 00:26:09.670 --> 00:26:10.900 No. 744 00:26:10.900 --> 00:26:12.580 But what is missing is the fact that you 745 00:26:12.580 --> 00:26:14.380 don't cook, clean or listen. 746 00:26:14.380 --> 00:26:15.550 I listen. 747 00:26:15.550 --> 00:26:16.690 When do you listen? 748 00:26:16.690 --> 00:26:18.160 This morning. 749 00:26:18.160 --> 00:26:20.050 And that's the only time you do listen, 750 00:26:20.050 --> 00:26:23.050 is when somebody's trying to bang you over. 751 00:26:23.050 --> 00:26:25.220 This is what I mean. 752 00:26:25.220 --> 00:26:27.220 What are we going to do? 753 00:26:27.220 --> 00:26:28.450 OK. 754 00:26:28.450 --> 00:26:33.640 Well, let me propose this, you know, hear me out. 755 00:26:33.640 --> 00:26:37.450 We create a list of things for you to do, a list for you 756 00:26:37.450 --> 00:26:38.090 to do. 757 00:26:38.090 --> 00:26:40.240 And then we make a third column of list of things 758 00:26:40.240 --> 00:26:42.490 that I'm going to come over and do, you understand me? 759 00:26:42.490 --> 00:26:45.280 Because I think the whole problem is y'all are not 760 00:26:45.280 --> 00:26:45.910 balanced. 761 00:26:45.910 --> 00:26:48.610 Even look at how y'all sitting, that's not a balanced equation 762 00:26:48.610 --> 00:26:49.902 right there, you understand me? 763 00:26:49.902 --> 00:26:52.510 Put somebody like me in there, insert myself, 764 00:26:52.510 --> 00:26:53.500 we can get it going. 765 00:26:53.500 --> 00:26:59.090 Because y'all just need some structure Key word, struc-ture. 766 00:26:59.090 --> 00:27:01.160 All right, come on now, come on. 767 00:27:01.160 --> 00:27:02.477 Thank you, Reggie. 768 00:27:02.477 --> 00:27:03.290 Thank you, Reggie. 769 00:27:03.290 --> 00:27:03.790 I know. 770 00:27:03.790 --> 00:27:04.670 Put it here. 771 00:27:04.670 --> 00:27:05.980 There we go. 772 00:27:05.980 --> 00:27:07.702 Amen. 773 00:27:07.702 --> 00:27:09.160 See y'all later to pick up that a-- 774 00:27:09.160 --> 00:27:12.660 I mean, take out the trash, take out the trash. 775 00:27:12.660 --> 00:27:14.030 Man, I'm good at this shit. 776 00:27:14.030 --> 00:27:14.770 Come on now. 777 00:27:17.350 --> 00:27:19.250 Check my next appointment. 778 00:27:19.250 --> 00:27:19.750 OK. 779 00:27:19.750 --> 00:27:22.600 So, what brings you guys in here? 780 00:27:22.600 --> 00:27:25.450 Well, honestly, I don't know why we're here. 781 00:27:25.450 --> 00:27:28.840 I don't feel like we need to be seeing you, Mrs Stacy. 782 00:27:28.840 --> 00:27:31.300 I feel like it's pointless. 783 00:27:31.300 --> 00:27:34.990 But for some reason he wants me to be here, because he 784 00:27:34.990 --> 00:27:37.220 think it'll help our situation. 785 00:27:37.220 --> 00:27:39.580 So maybe he can tell you how the list went. 786 00:27:39.580 --> 00:27:40.180 OK. 787 00:27:40.180 --> 00:27:42.820 So, why don't you tell me how you 788 00:27:42.820 --> 00:27:44.680 feel about things right now? 789 00:27:44.680 --> 00:27:47.740 As you can see, there's a bit of resistance. 790 00:27:47.740 --> 00:27:52.600 And I feel we need a third party. 791 00:27:52.600 --> 00:27:53.170 OK? 792 00:27:53.170 --> 00:27:54.680 Because we're not getting anywhere. 793 00:27:54.680 --> 00:27:56.440 So you don't think there's anything that 794 00:27:56.440 --> 00:27:58.720 can improve your situation? 795 00:27:58.720 --> 00:28:01.640 Better sex, that's another thing. 796 00:28:01.640 --> 00:28:02.740 Oh, this is new. 797 00:28:02.740 --> 00:28:03.790 Yeah, that is new. 798 00:28:03.790 --> 00:28:06.050 But I just feel like it needs to be better. 799 00:28:06.050 --> 00:28:09.400 I feel like you don't cook the best food either, 800 00:28:09.400 --> 00:28:10.960 while we're at it. 801 00:28:10.960 --> 00:28:13.540 And you don't like to clean, and you don't give good sex. 802 00:28:13.540 --> 00:28:16.690 So I mean-- why am I here, Dr. Stacy? 803 00:28:16.690 --> 00:28:17.810 Can I go? 804 00:28:17.810 --> 00:28:18.580 You know what? 805 00:28:18.580 --> 00:28:20.440 No, no, our time's not up yet. 806 00:28:20.440 --> 00:28:22.690 What is up, is this relationship. 807 00:28:22.690 --> 00:28:24.397 I ain't gay no more. 808 00:28:24.397 --> 00:28:26.230 Matter of fact, I'm finna go get me a bitch. 809 00:28:26.230 --> 00:28:29.020 I'm going to head down to Magic City and throw some ones. 810 00:28:29.020 --> 00:28:31.030 You can have this shit. 811 00:28:31.030 --> 00:28:32.093 Thank you. 812 00:28:32.093 --> 00:28:33.260 You can send me the invoice. 813 00:28:33.260 --> 00:28:34.150 You can figure it out. 814 00:28:34.150 --> 00:28:34.660 I'm out. 815 00:28:34.660 --> 00:28:36.190 Figure your life out, honey. 816 00:28:36.190 --> 00:28:38.685 Fuck this person. 817 00:28:38.685 --> 00:28:40.060 Shot, he done left his purse, I'm 818 00:28:40.060 --> 00:28:41.643 going to take his motherfucking money. 819 00:28:41.643 --> 00:28:43.210 Oh, I need my wallet. 820 00:28:45.820 --> 00:28:48.040 All right, so what seem to be the problem? 821 00:28:48.040 --> 00:28:51.100 Look man, she been this way, right? 822 00:28:51.100 --> 00:28:53.110 Her people got that shit. 823 00:28:53.110 --> 00:28:55.255 And she won't give me the plug. 824 00:28:55.255 --> 00:28:56.380 What are you talking about? 825 00:28:56.380 --> 00:28:58.480 We gave you a pound last month and you smoked it 826 00:28:58.480 --> 00:28:59.870 all by yourself. 827 00:28:59.870 --> 00:29:01.600 Man, I roll that shit up so the homies 828 00:29:01.600 --> 00:29:04.540 knew it was that gas, baby, that was all I was doing. 829 00:29:04.540 --> 00:29:07.240 What are you talking about, it was you that smoked it all. 830 00:29:07.240 --> 00:29:08.200 It was me? 831 00:29:08.200 --> 00:29:09.200 You see what I'm saying? 832 00:29:09.200 --> 00:29:09.730 Right. 833 00:29:09.730 --> 00:29:11.555 Just real quick, just for my own knowledge, 834 00:29:11.555 --> 00:29:13.930 when we talk about that shit, we talking about that shit. 835 00:29:13.930 --> 00:29:15.010 We're not here for that. 836 00:29:15.010 --> 00:29:16.540 You're right, you're right. 837 00:29:16.540 --> 00:29:17.590 So what are we here for? 838 00:29:17.590 --> 00:29:18.430 Because you. 839 00:29:18.430 --> 00:29:18.940 Look at you. 840 00:29:18.940 --> 00:29:19.660 You don't even get up. 841 00:29:19.660 --> 00:29:21.910 You ain't even being a gentleman,.. 842 00:29:21.910 --> 00:29:22.810 Oh. 843 00:29:22.810 --> 00:29:23.548 Let me sit down. 844 00:29:23.548 --> 00:29:24.340 You're right, baby. 845 00:29:24.340 --> 00:29:25.390 You're right, you're right, you're right. 846 00:29:25.390 --> 00:29:26.080 I'm sorry. 847 00:29:26.080 --> 00:29:29.030 What I'm getting is, you like to be in control. 848 00:29:29.030 --> 00:29:30.580 But I like when she in control. 849 00:29:30.580 --> 00:29:32.030 Maybe. 850 00:29:32.030 --> 00:29:33.280 Ain't nothing wrong with that. 851 00:29:33.280 --> 00:29:35.200 I mean, if you like it, I love it. 852 00:29:35.200 --> 00:29:35.748 If-- 853 00:29:35.748 --> 00:29:36.790 I mean, you cool with it? 854 00:29:36.790 --> 00:29:37.540 You like it? 855 00:29:37.540 --> 00:29:38.490 I love it, baby. 856 00:29:38.490 --> 00:29:38.990 Come on. 857 00:29:41.450 --> 00:29:41.950 OK. 858 00:29:41.950 --> 00:29:43.488 Maybe y'all should say it together. 859 00:29:43.488 --> 00:29:45.280 I think y'all should continue on that path. 860 00:29:45.280 --> 00:29:50.020 And every now and then, give him a pound, hold him down. 861 00:29:50.020 --> 00:29:52.720 Listen to the therapist, baby, that's what we came here for. 862 00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:54.022 OK. 863 00:29:54.022 --> 00:29:55.440 Try it out. 864 00:29:55.440 --> 00:29:56.230 All right. 865 00:29:56.230 --> 00:29:57.280 Come on. 866 00:29:57.280 --> 00:30:00.070 Don't be like that. 867 00:30:00.070 --> 00:30:02.870 Out here saving relationships one couple at a time. 868 00:30:02.870 --> 00:30:03.640 I love it. 869 00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:04.660 Woo. 870 00:30:04.660 --> 00:30:07.060 So Coffee, share with me why you're here today. 871 00:30:10.940 --> 00:30:14.930 When I don't have sex, I get anxiety. 872 00:30:14.930 --> 00:30:18.680 And I started listening to this new podcast about sex. 873 00:30:18.680 --> 00:30:21.380 I'm not getting nothing, I'm not getting shit. 874 00:30:21.380 --> 00:30:23.240 So what do you think the reason is? 875 00:30:27.602 --> 00:30:28.310 You want a glass? 876 00:30:28.310 --> 00:30:29.840 I got another glass? 877 00:30:29.840 --> 00:30:33.620 I'm having-- OK, so. 878 00:30:33.620 --> 00:30:35.810 So have you shared this with your fiancee? 879 00:30:35.810 --> 00:30:37.520 How does he feel? 880 00:30:37.520 --> 00:30:41.930 He thinks that sex once a week is OK. 881 00:30:41.930 --> 00:30:43.290 He thinks that's healthy. 882 00:30:43.290 --> 00:30:47.060 I'm like, all day, everyday, bro. 883 00:30:47.060 --> 00:30:51.370 Let's just find other ways to counter this. 884 00:30:51.370 --> 00:30:52.190 OK. 885 00:30:52.190 --> 00:30:53.970 OK. 886 00:30:53.970 --> 00:30:54.470 OK. 887 00:30:54.470 --> 00:30:57.710 So you're saying I should go and pay for sex. 888 00:30:57.710 --> 00:31:02.600 I should go down to the West End and get some broke nigga Dick. 889 00:31:02.600 --> 00:31:06.260 No, no, I didn't say that, I didn't say that. 890 00:31:06.260 --> 00:31:08.720 That's exactly what I'm going to do. 891 00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:10.070 I'm going to do that. 892 00:31:10.070 --> 00:31:11.090 I'm doing it. 893 00:31:11.090 --> 00:31:13.850 And on the way there I'm going to listen to that show. 894 00:31:13.850 --> 00:31:16.730 And listen to it, it's going to ignite my inner ho. 895 00:31:16.730 --> 00:31:17.690 What show? 896 00:31:17.690 --> 00:31:20.060 It's called Cocktales, Dirty Discussions. 897 00:31:20.060 --> 00:31:23.210 C-O-C-K-T-A-L-E-S. Dirty Discussions. 898 00:31:23.210 --> 00:31:24.830 And I'm going to go get dirty. 899 00:31:24.830 --> 00:31:26.110 Your time is almost up. 900 00:31:26.110 --> 00:31:32.130 But one more thing, have you ever thought about celibacy? 901 00:31:47.950 --> 00:31:50.170 Yo, we closed. 902 00:31:50.170 --> 00:31:51.700 I ain't never said nothing like that 903 00:31:51.700 --> 00:31:54.370 to you when you came to my bar in that late night shit. 904 00:31:54.370 --> 00:31:56.620 Yo, Paul, what you doing on this side of town? 905 00:31:56.620 --> 00:31:58.167 I'm always on this side of town, man. 906 00:31:58.167 --> 00:31:58.750 What you mean? 907 00:31:58.750 --> 00:32:00.910 I was around the corner, it's getting a little line up, 908 00:32:00.910 --> 00:32:02.243 he kind of didn't do a good job. 909 00:32:02.243 --> 00:32:05.020 So I was just wondering if you had enough time to get me 910 00:32:05.020 --> 00:32:06.070 in for a little quickie? 911 00:32:09.037 --> 00:32:09.620 You know what? 912 00:32:09.620 --> 00:32:10.120 I got you. 913 00:32:10.120 --> 00:32:10.640 Come on. 914 00:32:10.640 --> 00:32:12.860 My boy. 915 00:32:12.860 --> 00:32:15.230 Come on. 916 00:32:15.230 --> 00:32:16.370 I'll get you right. 917 00:32:16.370 --> 00:32:18.860 Yes Sir. 918 00:32:18.860 --> 00:32:21.670 I don't know what's wrong with that other barber, man. 919 00:32:21.670 --> 00:32:22.310 Drive me crazy. 920 00:32:22.310 --> 00:32:24.425 Let me take this off for you real quick. 921 00:32:24.425 --> 00:32:27.190 Yeah, peel that thing back. 922 00:32:27.190 --> 00:32:28.068 Yeah. 923 00:32:28.068 --> 00:32:28.610 There you go. 924 00:32:31.330 --> 00:32:34.190 Oh, OK. 925 00:32:34.190 --> 00:32:36.050 What you want me to do with this? 926 00:32:36.050 --> 00:32:38.630 Oh, can you do the number one on the side? 927 00:32:38.630 --> 00:32:40.970 And then like the number two a little bit higher? 928 00:32:40.970 --> 00:32:43.933 And then just give me the three up top, OK? 929 00:32:43.933 --> 00:32:45.350 Oh, and can you give me that part, 930 00:32:45.350 --> 00:32:46.892 you know, that part that LeBron James 931 00:32:46.892 --> 00:32:49.770 be having, but don't give me the extra LeBron James sauce. 932 00:32:49.770 --> 00:32:51.270 Because I want my hair to grow back. 933 00:32:51.270 --> 00:32:51.770 Yeah. 934 00:32:51.770 --> 00:32:52.762 Just box shave it up. 935 00:32:52.762 --> 00:32:53.720 We're going to be good. 936 00:32:57.664 --> 00:32:59.636 Uh. 937 00:32:59.636 --> 00:33:01.543 So. 938 00:33:01.543 --> 00:33:03.430 Um. 939 00:33:03.430 --> 00:33:05.600 So, How everything going with you, big dog? 940 00:33:05.600 --> 00:33:06.850 What's going on? 941 00:33:06.850 --> 00:33:08.260 Oh, besides the cut? 942 00:33:08.260 --> 00:33:09.520 Oh, you know, I mean my-- 943 00:33:09.520 --> 00:33:11.645 I mean, we're having a little trouble at the house, 944 00:33:11.645 --> 00:33:12.440 that's all. 945 00:33:12.440 --> 00:33:13.450 Aren't you experienced? 946 00:33:13.450 --> 00:33:15.610 You experience with the ladies, right? 947 00:33:15.610 --> 00:33:18.290 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, I do my thing from time to time. 948 00:33:18.290 --> 00:33:19.590 What's up? 949 00:33:19.590 --> 00:33:21.190 Oh, you know, me and my girl, we've 950 00:33:21.190 --> 00:33:23.607 just been kind of having little problems lately, you know? 951 00:33:23.607 --> 00:33:25.715 I feel like every time I try to do better, I fail, 952 00:33:25.715 --> 00:33:26.590 you know what I mean? 953 00:33:26.590 --> 00:33:29.680 When I try to bring us closer, it just 954 00:33:29.680 --> 00:33:33.190 doesn't work out the way I think it's going to work out, man. 955 00:33:33.190 --> 00:33:35.168 Paul, you're not saying nothing. 956 00:33:35.168 --> 00:33:37.210 How are you going to get my genuine advice if you 957 00:33:37.210 --> 00:33:38.540 ain't being honest with me? 958 00:33:38.540 --> 00:33:41.330 Come on, man. 959 00:33:41.330 --> 00:33:42.880 Nah, nah, I'm not-- 960 00:33:42.880 --> 00:33:44.330 I'm good, man. 961 00:33:44.330 --> 00:33:45.250 I'm good. 962 00:33:45.250 --> 00:33:46.480 Paul. 963 00:33:46.480 --> 00:33:49.850 Talk to me. 964 00:33:49.850 --> 00:33:52.490 She think I'm smashing Tina. 965 00:33:52.490 --> 00:33:53.270 You're not? 966 00:33:53.270 --> 00:33:54.807 No. 967 00:33:54.807 --> 00:33:57.140 I mean, I'm just saying, I hit that at least three times 968 00:33:57.140 --> 00:33:58.350 by now, but-- 969 00:33:58.350 --> 00:33:58.850 Yeah. 970 00:33:58.850 --> 00:34:00.890 OK, no, I wouldn't, I wouldn't. 971 00:34:00.890 --> 00:34:02.630 But, the owner would get upset. 972 00:34:02.630 --> 00:34:04.790 I mean, at least one of them would get upset. 973 00:34:04.790 --> 00:34:06.560 Yeah, Yeah, for sure. 974 00:34:06.560 --> 00:34:07.340 But, OK. 975 00:34:07.340 --> 00:34:08.960 Be real with me. 976 00:34:08.960 --> 00:34:13.550 You ain't give her cause to question your relationship. 977 00:34:13.550 --> 00:34:14.510 Listen, man. 978 00:34:14.510 --> 00:34:17.659 Tina is my most trusted employee, OK? 979 00:34:17.659 --> 00:34:19.400 She knows almost everything-- 980 00:34:19.400 --> 00:34:21.500 I can't even run that place without her. 981 00:34:21.500 --> 00:34:23.159 You know, I talk to her every day. 982 00:34:23.159 --> 00:34:27.020 We really built up this genuine good friendship, man. 983 00:34:27.020 --> 00:34:28.989 And I've never smashed her. 984 00:34:28.989 --> 00:34:30.739 I could see you looking at me, I feel you, 985 00:34:30.739 --> 00:34:32.960 I could feel the stank in your eyes, OK. 986 00:34:32.960 --> 00:34:36.113 Close your eyes when you're looking at me, OK? 987 00:34:36.113 --> 00:34:38.030 But let me tell you what really happened, man. 988 00:34:38.030 --> 00:34:40.610 Carlene came in there one day and me and Tina 989 00:34:40.610 --> 00:34:43.880 was me and Tinaing, you know what I mean. 990 00:34:43.880 --> 00:34:46.190 And she kind of ain't like that and we've 991 00:34:46.190 --> 00:34:47.929 been downhill ever since. 992 00:34:47.929 --> 00:34:48.739 All right. 993 00:34:48.739 --> 00:34:50.719 How about this, this the best I can do. 994 00:34:50.719 --> 00:34:54.920 How about you, me, and Carlene, we sit down 995 00:34:54.920 --> 00:34:56.389 and we figure this thing out. 996 00:34:56.389 --> 00:34:58.550 You know, she really understands your relationship. 997 00:34:58.550 --> 00:35:00.690 That's the best I can do for you. 998 00:35:00.690 --> 00:35:01.640 I can do that. 999 00:35:01.640 --> 00:35:02.630 I can do that, man. 1000 00:35:02.630 --> 00:35:03.875 Thank you, Reggie. 1001 00:35:03.875 --> 00:35:05.000 Well I appreciate you, man. 1002 00:35:05.000 --> 00:35:06.708 Let me go ahead and look at this haircut. 1003 00:35:06.708 --> 00:35:07.760 No, no, no, no, you good. 1004 00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:08.560 I'm trying to look at the-- 1005 00:35:08.560 --> 00:35:09.143 You know what? 1006 00:35:09.143 --> 00:35:09.690 No. 1007 00:35:09.690 --> 00:35:11.040 I'm grabbing-- 1008 00:35:11.040 --> 00:35:12.950 No, you're good, you're good. 1009 00:35:12.950 --> 00:35:13.600 No, no, no-- 1010 00:35:13.600 --> 00:35:14.210 OK, OK. 1011 00:35:14.210 --> 00:35:14.960 Because we closed. 1012 00:35:14.960 --> 00:35:15.973 OK, we closed. 1013 00:35:15.973 --> 00:35:16.640 Yeah, we closed. 1014 00:35:16.640 --> 00:35:17.667 OK, all right. 1015 00:35:17.667 --> 00:35:18.750 I can't just look at the-- 1016 00:35:18.750 --> 00:35:19.500 No, no, no, no. 1017 00:35:19.500 --> 00:35:20.000 OK. 1018 00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:20.510 I'm good? 1019 00:35:20.510 --> 00:35:21.200 We closed. 1020 00:35:21.200 --> 00:35:22.040 All right, OK. 1021 00:35:22.040 --> 00:35:22.952 All right, cool. 1022 00:35:22.952 --> 00:35:23.660 I appreciate you. 1023 00:35:23.660 --> 00:35:24.670 Go ahead, get up out of here. 1024 00:35:24.670 --> 00:35:25.840 Yeah, you sure you don't want the-- 1025 00:35:25.840 --> 00:35:27.470 No, no, no, no, you know what, you take that. 1026 00:35:27.470 --> 00:35:28.303 That's on the house. 1027 00:35:28.303 --> 00:35:28.886 All right, OK. 1028 00:35:28.886 --> 00:35:29.636 It's on the house. 1029 00:35:29.636 --> 00:35:30.170 Yep. 1030 00:35:30.170 --> 00:35:32.354 House cuts on the house. 1031 00:35:32.354 --> 00:35:33.688 Hmm. 1032 00:35:33.688 --> 00:35:34.730 I don't know how do you-- 1033 00:35:38.620 --> 00:35:39.793 Shit crazy as hell. 1034 00:35:48.970 --> 00:35:51.490 Hey girl, how you been? 1035 00:35:51.490 --> 00:35:52.430 Long time no see. 1036 00:35:52.430 --> 00:35:53.900 I miss you. 1037 00:35:53.900 --> 00:35:56.358 I know, it's been a while. 1038 00:35:56.358 --> 00:35:57.900 Well, you know how he is. 1039 00:35:57.900 --> 00:35:59.350 Well, was. 1040 00:35:59.350 --> 00:36:00.745 What's what? 1041 00:36:00.745 --> 00:36:03.370 I think we done this time, friend. 1042 00:36:03.370 --> 00:36:04.210 Oh, my God. 1043 00:36:04.210 --> 00:36:05.320 That's so sad. 1044 00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:06.640 What? 1045 00:36:06.640 --> 00:36:08.200 Yeah girl. 1046 00:36:08.200 --> 00:36:10.105 You know what's so crazy though? 1047 00:36:10.105 --> 00:36:11.980 I thought I was going to be a little bit more 1048 00:36:11.980 --> 00:36:16.870 hurt, but this time-- 1049 00:36:16.870 --> 00:36:18.100 But what? 1050 00:36:18.100 --> 00:36:20.830 Lord what? 1051 00:36:20.830 --> 00:36:21.410 OK. 1052 00:36:21.410 --> 00:36:21.910 OK. 1053 00:36:21.910 --> 00:36:22.900 So listen. 1054 00:36:22.900 --> 00:36:25.690 I took little Mike to get his hair cut, right? 1055 00:36:25.690 --> 00:36:29.245 And this Barber was at his business. 1056 00:36:29.245 --> 00:36:31.120 But he was like telling me how I shouldn't be 1057 00:36:31.120 --> 00:36:32.950 looking for happiness in a man. 1058 00:36:32.950 --> 00:36:40.040 And I don't know why, but that's just stuck in my head. 1059 00:36:40.040 --> 00:36:42.790 And like-- 1060 00:36:42.790 --> 00:36:43.690 Well-- 1061 00:36:43.690 --> 00:36:47.440 It was just so, the conversation was just so deep. 1062 00:36:47.440 --> 00:36:48.940 Well, he's absolutely right. 1063 00:36:48.940 --> 00:36:53.120 I mean, you do need to find happiness within. 1064 00:36:53.120 --> 00:36:54.745 But, that's the same thing Reggie said. 1065 00:37:00.862 --> 00:37:03.300 You there, bitch? 1066 00:37:03.300 --> 00:37:03.960 Yeah, I'm good. 1067 00:37:03.960 --> 00:37:04.800 I'm good, I'm cool, cool. 1068 00:37:04.800 --> 00:37:05.967 I just miss you, that's all. 1069 00:37:05.967 --> 00:37:06.690 Really miss you. 1070 00:37:06.690 --> 00:37:09.650 We need to go ahead and get together soon. 1071 00:37:09.650 --> 00:37:12.300 Hell yeah. 1072 00:37:12.300 --> 00:37:14.100 Oh, I'm going to pull up to your office. 1073 00:37:14.100 --> 00:37:16.515 The hell, I need me some therapy myself. 1074 00:37:16.515 --> 00:37:18.060 Girl, you so silly. 1075 00:37:18.060 --> 00:37:18.630 All right. 1076 00:37:18.630 --> 00:37:20.700 Well, look, I'll see you later, all right? 1077 00:37:20.700 --> 00:37:21.900 OK then. 1078 00:37:21.900 --> 00:37:24.030 You sure you're all right? 1079 00:37:24.030 --> 00:37:24.810 I'm good. 1080 00:37:24.810 --> 00:37:26.700 yeah. 1081 00:37:26.700 --> 00:37:29.010 love you. 1082 00:37:29.010 --> 00:37:30.090 I don't know. 1083 00:37:30.090 --> 00:37:33.360 Bye girl, I gotta get out of here. 1084 00:37:33.360 --> 00:37:33.860 Bye. 1085 00:37:52.210 --> 00:37:54.010 So I asked the two of you to come here 1086 00:37:54.010 --> 00:37:55.690 today because Paul was telling me 1087 00:37:55.690 --> 00:37:59.230 that you guys are having some issues in the relationship. 1088 00:37:59.230 --> 00:38:02.317 Carlene, Carlene, leaving isn't going to solve anything. 1089 00:38:02.317 --> 00:38:03.400 So let's just talk it out. 1090 00:38:06.640 --> 00:38:07.930 Sure, Reggie. 1091 00:38:07.930 --> 00:38:09.160 Why not? 1092 00:38:09.160 --> 00:38:12.130 So how about you tell me what issues you guys are having? 1093 00:38:12.130 --> 00:38:13.630 He's fucking the waitress. 1094 00:38:13.630 --> 00:38:15.190 And I know you are. 1095 00:38:15.190 --> 00:38:16.750 I mean, you've seen that waitress. 1096 00:38:16.750 --> 00:38:17.770 I'd be fucking her. 1097 00:38:17.770 --> 00:38:18.940 Baby I'm not fucking Tina. 1098 00:38:18.940 --> 00:38:19.990 Shut the fuck up, Paul. 1099 00:38:19.990 --> 00:38:20.950 I heard you. 1100 00:38:20.950 --> 00:38:23.320 I heard you tell her, oh, I just don't know 1101 00:38:23.320 --> 00:38:24.693 what I'd do without you, Tina. 1102 00:38:24.693 --> 00:38:27.360 Just because she does good work, she's my most trusted employee. 1103 00:38:27.360 --> 00:38:28.630 Babe. 1104 00:38:28.630 --> 00:38:31.170 Once you go black, you don't go back. 1105 00:38:31.170 --> 00:38:32.200 OK, OK. 1106 00:38:32.200 --> 00:38:33.075 Let's just calm down. 1107 00:38:33.075 --> 00:38:33.908 There's no need to-- 1108 00:38:33.908 --> 00:38:34.960 Shut the fuck up, Reggie. 1109 00:38:34.960 --> 00:38:36.850 You just shut right the fuck on up. 1110 00:38:36.850 --> 00:38:38.590 You're not even a therapist. 1111 00:38:38.590 --> 00:38:40.300 What is he doing here? 1112 00:38:40.300 --> 00:38:41.200 You're right. 1113 00:38:41.200 --> 00:38:42.550 I am not a real therapist. 1114 00:38:42.550 --> 00:38:45.700 However, I have very existential life experiences 1115 00:38:45.700 --> 00:38:49.900 that allow me to weigh the scale of good and bad and evil 1116 00:38:49.900 --> 00:38:54.520 on the rhetorics of being an existential human being 1117 00:38:54.520 --> 00:38:57.800 with the symbiotic form of our lives. 1118 00:38:57.800 --> 00:38:59.710 What the fuck are you talking about? 1119 00:38:59.710 --> 00:39:02.390 I might not have a degree, but I still think I can help y'all. 1120 00:39:02.390 --> 00:39:02.890 How? 1121 00:39:02.890 --> 00:39:06.260 How can you help us? 1122 00:39:06.260 --> 00:39:10.850 So why do you think he's having an affair with Tina? 1123 00:39:10.850 --> 00:39:14.480 Paul likes all black things. 1124 00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:19.010 I make my stove top stuffing, he wants dressing. 1125 00:39:19.010 --> 00:39:23.360 I make shake and bake but he wants real fried chicken. 1126 00:39:23.360 --> 00:39:27.740 I make a pecan pie, he wants sweet potato pie. 1127 00:39:27.740 --> 00:39:31.340 I throw on some lovely soft rock, 1128 00:39:31.340 --> 00:39:34.590 he listens to some guy called text the massage. 1129 00:39:34.590 --> 00:39:36.320 Text the message. 1130 00:39:36.320 --> 00:39:39.140 Text, text him, really? 1131 00:39:39.140 --> 00:39:41.810 That guy is fine, but you see where I'm coming from? 1132 00:39:41.810 --> 00:39:42.880 Like, it's just so hard. 1133 00:39:42.880 --> 00:39:43.610 OK. 1134 00:39:43.610 --> 00:39:47.370 But, baby, baby, I love you, OK? 1135 00:39:47.370 --> 00:39:50.030 I don't want anybody else. 1136 00:39:50.030 --> 00:39:52.643 He got to love you, because it's a whole hell 1137 00:39:52.643 --> 00:39:54.560 of a lot of fine ladies that come in that bar. 1138 00:39:54.560 --> 00:39:56.102 He ain't got to just settle for Tina. 1139 00:40:01.790 --> 00:40:02.930 Really? 1140 00:40:02.930 --> 00:40:04.190 My bad. 1141 00:40:04.190 --> 00:40:05.540 What the fuck? 1142 00:40:05.540 --> 00:40:06.740 Carlene. 1143 00:40:06.740 --> 00:40:07.920 Carlene. 1144 00:40:07.920 --> 00:40:09.470 Why did God make me white? 1145 00:40:09.470 --> 00:40:11.690 To bring about it, it was the reverse psychology 1146 00:40:11.690 --> 00:40:14.160 I think I was trying to use as to-- 1147 00:40:14.160 --> 00:40:16.910 damn. 1148 00:40:16.910 --> 00:40:17.775 Hate to see it. 1149 00:40:17.775 --> 00:40:19.400 Watch the mamma do a little stanky leg, 1150 00:40:19.400 --> 00:40:20.740 do a little stanky leg. 1151 00:40:20.740 --> 00:40:22.250 I can do the stanky leg. 1152 00:40:22.250 --> 00:40:22.950 Can you do it? 1153 00:40:22.950 --> 00:40:23.900 What about this? 1154 00:40:23.900 --> 00:40:25.192 How about I twerk a little bit? 1155 00:40:30.450 --> 00:40:31.920 Ran the baby out. 1156 00:40:31.920 --> 00:40:32.850 Look what you did. 1157 00:40:36.000 --> 00:40:38.040 Hello? 1158 00:40:38.040 --> 00:40:39.690 Hey, can you talk? 1159 00:40:39.690 --> 00:40:41.110 Why do I want to talk to you? 1160 00:40:41.110 --> 00:40:42.750 I thought I had you blocked. 1161 00:40:42.750 --> 00:40:44.760 Well I'm glad you didn't listen. 1162 00:40:44.760 --> 00:40:47.760 I might have underestimated the skill requirement 1163 00:40:47.760 --> 00:40:51.000 to do your job effectively. 1164 00:40:51.000 --> 00:40:53.130 What? 1165 00:40:53.130 --> 00:40:55.470 I guess thank you. 1166 00:40:55.470 --> 00:40:57.120 Come on, don't be like that. 1167 00:40:57.120 --> 00:41:00.490 Listen, I got myself in a little bit of a situation. 1168 00:41:00.490 --> 00:41:02.230 And I think I might need your help. 1169 00:41:02.230 --> 00:41:04.170 You need my help? 1170 00:41:04.170 --> 00:41:05.680 What Mr Casanova? 1171 00:41:05.680 --> 00:41:06.690 OK, I need to hear this. 1172 00:41:06.690 --> 00:41:07.680 What? 1173 00:41:07.680 --> 00:41:10.200 Look, I'm coming to you as humbly as I possibly can. 1174 00:41:10.200 --> 00:41:11.850 I need your help. 1175 00:41:11.850 --> 00:41:13.830 I got a job for you. 1176 00:41:13.830 --> 00:41:14.880 What kind of job? 1177 00:41:14.880 --> 00:41:17.577 Well, I need you to go down and meet this dude named Julio. 1178 00:41:17.577 --> 00:41:20.160 He down in this Swats, he going to give you a brown paper bag. 1179 00:41:20.160 --> 00:41:22.743 When he give you the brown paper bag, don't look in it though. 1180 00:41:22.743 --> 00:41:24.090 Hell no, what the fuck? 1181 00:41:24.090 --> 00:41:25.598 Are you serious? 1182 00:41:25.598 --> 00:41:26.640 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 1183 00:41:26.640 --> 00:41:28.890 No, no, no, I got an emergency client 1184 00:41:28.890 --> 00:41:31.425 that probably needs to come in and see with you. 1185 00:41:31.425 --> 00:41:32.880 You got time? 1186 00:41:32.880 --> 00:41:34.200 Who are the clients? 1187 00:41:34.200 --> 00:41:35.190 God damn. 1188 00:41:35.190 --> 00:41:37.080 You want the money or not. 1189 00:41:37.080 --> 00:41:37.580 Yeah. 1190 00:41:37.580 --> 00:41:38.122 I mean, yeah. 1191 00:41:38.122 --> 00:41:39.028 Just what? 1192 00:41:39.028 --> 00:41:41.070 Tell them to meet me at my office in the morning, 1193 00:41:41.070 --> 00:41:41.650 all right? 1194 00:41:41.650 --> 00:41:42.390 Oh, OK, OK. 1195 00:41:42.390 --> 00:41:43.200 I can do that. 1196 00:41:43.200 --> 00:41:44.340 Hey, real quick. 1197 00:41:44.340 --> 00:41:45.510 What? 1198 00:41:45.510 --> 00:41:48.428 You remember that butt naked pretzel I had you in? 1199 00:41:48.428 --> 00:41:49.470 Get off my phone, Reggie. 1200 00:41:54.580 --> 00:41:56.080 Let me and auntie talk for a second. 1201 00:42:00.573 --> 00:42:01.990 What are you going to do with him? 1202 00:42:01.990 --> 00:42:03.130 He is so cute. 1203 00:42:03.130 --> 00:42:04.846 Oh, Yes. 1204 00:42:04.846 --> 00:42:06.250 He getting so big, girl. 1205 00:42:06.250 --> 00:42:07.970 Yes girl. 1206 00:42:07.970 --> 00:42:12.290 So, you going to tell me what that was all about? 1207 00:42:12.290 --> 00:42:13.480 It's just a friend of mine. 1208 00:42:13.480 --> 00:42:15.563 Got some clients he want me to see in the morning. 1209 00:42:15.563 --> 00:42:17.140 No big deal. 1210 00:42:17.140 --> 00:42:19.040 That don't sound like no friend. 1211 00:42:19.040 --> 00:42:20.710 What was that, your boo? 1212 00:42:20.710 --> 00:42:21.485 Hell no. 1213 00:42:21.485 --> 00:42:22.610 I mean, it could have been. 1214 00:42:22.610 --> 00:42:26.800 But, he, I don't know. 1215 00:42:26.800 --> 00:42:28.630 I see the same old Stacy. 1216 00:42:28.630 --> 00:42:30.730 Nobody never good enough for you. 1217 00:42:30.730 --> 00:42:35.770 You always cut them off when you get a little too close. 1218 00:42:35.770 --> 00:42:40.480 Look, it ain't nothing all right? 1219 00:42:40.480 --> 00:42:41.440 So tell me bitch. 1220 00:42:47.670 --> 00:42:49.170 Damn, bitch. 1221 00:42:49.170 --> 00:42:51.390 Where's mine? 1222 00:42:51.390 --> 00:42:54.805 I needed both of these. 1223 00:42:54.805 --> 00:42:56.180 Look, you know that barber you've 1224 00:42:56.180 --> 00:42:59.390 been talking about Reggie? 1225 00:42:59.390 --> 00:43:01.010 That's who I was speaking to? 1226 00:43:01.010 --> 00:43:03.180 Well, I knew it was a coincidence 1227 00:43:03.180 --> 00:43:06.650 when I saw his name on your phone, but that's crazy. 1228 00:43:06.650 --> 00:43:08.370 You mad at me? 1229 00:43:08.370 --> 00:43:09.830 Why the fuck would I be mad? 1230 00:43:09.830 --> 00:43:11.827 Ain't like I'm fucking him. 1231 00:43:11.827 --> 00:43:13.910 I mean, I mean, I know you was feeling him though. 1232 00:43:13.910 --> 00:43:18.380 So that's why I just didn't even say nothing. 1233 00:43:18.380 --> 00:43:20.450 Anyway. 1234 00:43:20.450 --> 00:43:23.750 So let me ask you something. 1235 00:43:23.750 --> 00:43:26.315 Did he put you in that butt naked pretzel, now? 1236 00:43:26.315 --> 00:43:27.320 Shut up, girl. 1237 00:43:27.320 --> 00:43:29.840 Eat the cheese with me, don't make me eat it by myself. 1238 00:43:29.840 --> 00:43:31.610 Here getting on my nerves. 1239 00:43:31.610 --> 00:43:34.460 Oh now you want to share? 1240 00:43:34.460 --> 00:43:36.570 Drinking up all my goddamn liquor. 1241 00:43:36.570 --> 00:43:37.490 Drink it with me. 1242 00:43:37.490 --> 00:43:38.690 Come on. 1243 00:43:38.690 --> 00:43:40.070 Yo, Paul. 1244 00:43:40.070 --> 00:43:41.480 You still here. 1245 00:43:41.480 --> 00:43:42.620 Hey, listen. 1246 00:43:42.620 --> 00:43:44.420 I thought I was something that I'm not. 1247 00:43:44.420 --> 00:43:45.350 That's on me. 1248 00:43:45.350 --> 00:43:46.280 Obviously. 1249 00:43:46.280 --> 00:43:47.900 I mean, like what the fuck, man. 1250 00:43:47.900 --> 00:43:49.775 I thought you was actually good at this shit. 1251 00:43:49.775 --> 00:43:51.380 Shit, me too, hell. 1252 00:43:51.380 --> 00:43:52.430 That's beside the point. 1253 00:43:52.430 --> 00:43:53.000 Hey, look. 1254 00:43:53.000 --> 00:43:55.710 I got you an appointment with a real therapist tomorrow though, 1255 00:43:55.710 --> 00:43:56.210 OK? 1256 00:43:56.210 --> 00:43:57.710 Thanks. 1257 00:43:57.710 --> 00:44:00.910 You know, you uh, you do therapy as good as you cut hair. 1258 00:44:00.910 --> 00:44:05.080 OK, first off, I'm not good at white therapy and whatever 1259 00:44:05.080 --> 00:44:06.370 type of hair that you got. 1260 00:44:06.370 --> 00:44:08.770 Now that I think about it, you never actually paid-- 1261 00:44:08.770 --> 00:44:10.610 I can't even make Collard greens. 1262 00:44:14.080 --> 00:44:16.890 I'll wear Jordans for you, baby. 1263 00:44:16.890 --> 00:44:17.500 See? 1264 00:44:17.500 --> 00:44:18.000 See? 1265 00:44:18.000 --> 00:44:19.890 I got to go deal with her, OK? 1266 00:44:19.890 --> 00:44:22.770 I'm going to be at that session tomorrow. 1267 00:44:22.770 --> 00:44:24.480 And can you do me a favor, please? 1268 00:44:24.480 --> 00:44:25.920 Can you get out of my house? 1269 00:44:25.920 --> 00:44:27.390 You don't live here. 1270 00:44:27.390 --> 00:44:28.512 OK, fine. 1271 00:44:28.512 --> 00:44:30.720 Hey, but let me talk to you about that money, though. 1272 00:44:30.720 --> 00:44:32.190 Come be my therapist, baby. 1273 00:44:32.190 --> 00:44:34.080 You who I'm sharing with, baby. 1274 00:44:34.080 --> 00:44:35.520 Let me lay in your presence. 1275 00:44:35.520 --> 00:44:37.050 Yes, it's so effortless, baby. 1276 00:44:37.050 --> 00:44:40.350 Because you're so easy to talk to, I often wish we was closer. 1277 00:44:40.350 --> 00:44:41.970 Hope for the sessions to bless us. 1278 00:44:41.970 --> 00:44:43.680 Yes, I might need to stay over. 1279 00:44:43.680 --> 00:44:46.800 Hold in trauma from drama, now I can't tell if they love me. 1280 00:44:46.800 --> 00:44:49.770 But when we look for the problem I always find out-- 1281 00:44:49.770 --> 00:44:52.020 So, Paul and Carlene, how are you two doing 1282 00:44:52.020 --> 00:44:54.550 since the last time we talked? 1283 00:44:54.550 --> 00:44:55.050 Yep. 1284 00:44:55.050 --> 00:44:56.740 Things are going well. 1285 00:44:56.740 --> 00:44:58.825 We are so happy, so so happy. 1286 00:45:02.090 --> 00:45:02.590 OK. 1287 00:45:02.590 --> 00:45:05.050 Share with me some of the positive news. 1288 00:45:05.050 --> 00:45:07.930 Oh, we're doing great. 1289 00:45:07.930 --> 00:45:11.230 I, for one, have been doing all my affirmations in the mirror 1290 00:45:11.230 --> 00:45:12.590 every single morning. 1291 00:45:12.590 --> 00:45:17.060 You know, I am beautiful, I am sexy, I am thotty. 1292 00:45:17.060 --> 00:45:20.530 I love that word, I've never heard of before. 1293 00:45:20.530 --> 00:45:22.170 Like, what even does it mean? 1294 00:45:22.170 --> 00:45:25.190 Well, I don't know, but I feel thotty and I like it. 1295 00:45:25.190 --> 00:45:25.690 Ooh. 1296 00:45:25.690 --> 00:45:27.580 So, Jamal, how does that make you feel? 1297 00:45:27.580 --> 00:45:29.780 The fact that she's feeling a little thotty? 1298 00:45:33.790 --> 00:45:35.380 Happy wife, happy life. 1299 00:45:35.380 --> 00:45:38.030 Happy wife, happy life. 1300 00:45:38.030 --> 00:45:39.075 Yeah. 1301 00:45:39.075 --> 00:45:40.360 So good. 1302 00:45:40.360 --> 00:45:43.930 I like it because saying I'm thotty makes me feel smart. 1303 00:45:43.930 --> 00:45:46.750 Like I have good thoughts. 1304 00:45:46.750 --> 00:45:48.580 I'm intellectual. 1305 00:45:48.580 --> 00:45:51.160 And he appreciates me for my intellect. 1306 00:45:51.160 --> 00:45:53.080 And I know that I'm foine. 1307 00:45:53.080 --> 00:45:54.880 Because I went to the gym the other day, 1308 00:45:54.880 --> 00:45:57.220 and this like 60-year-old guy was like hitting on me. 1309 00:45:57.220 --> 00:46:00.280 He said my ass was P-H-A-T, phat. 1310 00:46:00.280 --> 00:46:02.500 So. 1311 00:46:02.500 --> 00:46:03.700 Yeah, my baby got it. 1312 00:46:03.700 --> 00:46:04.840 My baby got it. 1313 00:46:04.840 --> 00:46:07.390 I do, I do. 1314 00:46:07.390 --> 00:46:08.320 And how are you, babe? 1315 00:46:08.320 --> 00:46:09.410 I want to hear-- 1316 00:46:09.410 --> 00:46:10.060 So, Paul. 1317 00:46:10.060 --> 00:46:12.185 What are some of the things that you see in Carlene 1318 00:46:12.185 --> 00:46:13.930 that you absolutely adore? 1319 00:46:17.710 --> 00:46:19.000 She's present. 1320 00:46:19.000 --> 00:46:20.170 She's present, yeah. 1321 00:46:20.170 --> 00:46:22.930 She's, she's available. 1322 00:46:22.930 --> 00:46:23.830 Yes, I am. 1323 00:46:23.830 --> 00:46:27.520 She's always actively there, you know. 1324 00:46:27.520 --> 00:46:28.060 And-- 1325 00:46:28.060 --> 00:46:30.346 Can't get rid of me. 1326 00:46:30.346 --> 00:46:32.560 Wow. 1327 00:46:32.560 --> 00:46:33.610 Yeah. 1328 00:46:33.610 --> 00:46:36.250 So have you seen any positive changes in Jamal 1329 00:46:36.250 --> 00:46:40.100 that may be beneficial to the relationship? 1330 00:46:40.100 --> 00:46:42.590 We're actually having intercourse again. 1331 00:46:42.590 --> 00:46:46.800 Not all the way, because I'm still pretty-- 1332 00:46:46.800 --> 00:46:48.230 No loosey goosey over here. 1333 00:46:48.230 --> 00:46:49.730 No, No. 1334 00:46:49.730 --> 00:46:50.360 Well. 1335 00:46:50.360 --> 00:46:51.963 I think in about six months, we should 1336 00:46:51.963 --> 00:46:53.255 be able to fit the whole thing. 1337 00:46:57.530 --> 00:46:58.940 Well, I'm glad to see you two are 1338 00:46:58.940 --> 00:47:01.730 working on those minor issues. 1339 00:47:01.730 --> 00:47:02.630 Yeah. 1340 00:47:02.630 --> 00:47:04.994 Oh, well, it's a big issue if you know what I mean. 1341 00:47:09.260 --> 00:47:11.600 Oh. 1342 00:47:11.600 --> 00:47:13.580 So when we all talked, you all said 1343 00:47:13.580 --> 00:47:16.033 you wanted to kind of buy some things adventurous. 1344 00:47:16.033 --> 00:47:17.450 Things to do outside of the house? 1345 00:47:17.450 --> 00:47:19.010 How is that going? 1346 00:47:19.010 --> 00:47:20.990 I took him camping. 1347 00:47:20.990 --> 00:47:22.220 And he loved it. 1348 00:47:22.220 --> 00:47:23.390 White people games. 1349 00:47:23.390 --> 00:47:24.440 I'm telling you. 1350 00:47:24.440 --> 00:47:25.460 Got to love them. 1351 00:47:25.460 --> 00:47:26.300 Got to love them. 1352 00:47:26.300 --> 00:47:27.710 I love white people games. 1353 00:47:27.710 --> 00:47:29.970 White people not so much, but the games are fun. 1354 00:47:29.970 --> 00:47:30.470 Yeah. 1355 00:47:30.470 --> 00:47:32.000 Yahtzee is a good one. 1356 00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:32.790 No. 1357 00:47:32.790 --> 00:47:33.290 OK. 1358 00:47:33.290 --> 00:47:34.250 That sounds good. 1359 00:47:34.250 --> 00:47:36.060 So we're making progress there. 1360 00:47:36.060 --> 00:47:36.560 OK. 1361 00:47:36.560 --> 00:47:38.810 So let's get to the main issue. 1362 00:47:38.810 --> 00:47:40.970 The bartender. 1363 00:47:40.970 --> 00:47:43.550 I know you had an issue with their relationship. 1364 00:47:43.550 --> 00:47:45.260 So how's that going? 1365 00:47:45.260 --> 00:47:47.360 Friendship is what we say now. 1366 00:47:47.360 --> 00:47:50.420 It's not a relationship, it's a friendship. 1367 00:47:50.420 --> 00:47:52.320 And she's nice. 1368 00:47:52.320 --> 00:47:53.930 She's very beautiful. 1369 00:47:53.930 --> 00:47:55.940 She's very sweet. 1370 00:47:55.940 --> 00:47:59.390 But, I mean, she's gay. 1371 00:47:59.390 --> 00:48:02.060 So I guess I didn't have anything to worry about. 1372 00:48:02.060 --> 00:48:03.107 OK, so that's good. 1373 00:48:03.107 --> 00:48:04.940 So we've come to the conclusion that there's 1374 00:48:04.940 --> 00:48:08.060 really nothing to worry about pertaining their friendship. 1375 00:48:08.060 --> 00:48:09.440 Yeah, you're just friends, right? 1376 00:48:09.440 --> 00:48:10.340 You're just friends with her, right? 1377 00:48:10.340 --> 00:48:10.860 Absolutely. 1378 00:48:10.860 --> 00:48:12.777 You're just ever going to be friends, forever. 1379 00:48:12.777 --> 00:48:13.490 Absolutely. 1380 00:48:13.490 --> 00:48:15.540 Yeah, Tina is ugly, she is ugly. 1381 00:48:15.540 --> 00:48:16.040 I wouldn't-- 1382 00:48:16.040 --> 00:48:17.450 Don't say that about a woman. 1383 00:48:17.450 --> 00:48:20.570 She's beautiful, but you love me, obviously. 1384 00:48:20.570 --> 00:48:21.390 Yeah. 1385 00:48:21.390 --> 00:48:21.890 Right? 1386 00:48:21.890 --> 00:48:22.430 Yeah. 1387 00:48:22.430 --> 00:48:23.610 Yeah. 1388 00:48:23.610 --> 00:48:24.110 Yeah. 1389 00:48:24.110 --> 00:48:24.610 Yeah. 1390 00:48:24.610 --> 00:48:28.670 He loves me, and I am fucking hot, so. 1391 00:48:28.670 --> 00:48:29.600 You are. 1392 00:48:29.600 --> 00:48:32.000 You are amazing. 1393 00:48:32.000 --> 00:48:33.170 Oh my God, thank you. 1394 00:48:33.170 --> 00:48:34.640 I have gotten nothing done. 1395 00:48:34.640 --> 00:48:37.400 It's just me being fucking awesome. 1396 00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:38.390 Thank you. 1397 00:48:38.390 --> 00:48:40.560 Thank you for the affirmations. 1398 00:48:40.560 --> 00:48:41.060 OK. 1399 00:48:41.060 --> 00:48:42.590 So it looks like our time is over. 1400 00:48:42.590 --> 00:48:45.650 Any last words, Paul, Carlene? 1401 00:48:45.650 --> 00:48:46.730 I would. 1402 00:48:46.730 --> 00:48:47.270 What do you? 1403 00:48:47.270 --> 00:48:48.440 Did you? 1404 00:48:48.440 --> 00:48:49.550 Oh. 1405 00:48:49.550 --> 00:48:51.110 Just your hair. 1406 00:48:51.110 --> 00:48:52.640 Thank you. 1407 00:48:52.640 --> 00:48:53.315 Thank you. 1408 00:48:53.315 --> 00:48:54.170 So rough. 1409 00:48:54.170 --> 00:48:55.070 But I love rough. 1410 00:48:55.070 --> 00:48:56.840 Now when I look at myself in the mirror 1411 00:48:56.840 --> 00:49:01.760 and I say you are a hot ass bitch, I believe it. 1412 00:49:01.760 --> 00:49:04.610 And I mean bitch in the endearing nice way 1413 00:49:04.610 --> 00:49:05.600 that girls use it. 1414 00:49:05.600 --> 00:49:07.470 Not when men use it to degrade each other. 1415 00:49:07.470 --> 00:49:07.970 Yes. 1416 00:49:07.970 --> 00:49:09.380 You are a fine bitch too. 1417 00:49:09.380 --> 00:49:11.940 And you are a daddy. 1418 00:49:11.940 --> 00:49:12.440 Daddy. 1419 00:49:12.440 --> 00:49:13.420 Yeah. 1420 00:49:13.420 --> 00:49:14.480 OK. 1421 00:49:14.480 --> 00:49:14.990 All righty. 1422 00:49:14.990 --> 00:49:16.160 So until next week. 1423 00:49:16.160 --> 00:49:17.450 Same time next week? 1424 00:49:17.450 --> 00:49:18.990 Yes, please. 1425 00:49:18.990 --> 00:49:20.440 All right. 1426 00:49:20.440 --> 00:49:20.940 You got it. 1427 00:49:20.940 --> 00:49:21.320 Come on, girl. 1428 00:49:21.320 --> 00:49:21.980 Can you carry me? 1429 00:49:21.980 --> 00:49:22.520 I'm tired. 1430 00:49:22.520 --> 00:49:22.700 No. 1431 00:49:22.700 --> 00:49:22.910 No. 1432 00:49:22.910 --> 00:49:23.535 Carry me, baby. 1433 00:49:23.535 --> 00:49:24.170 Carry, carry. 1434 00:49:24.170 --> 00:49:24.980 OK. 1435 00:49:24.980 --> 00:49:26.120 I'm just going to leave you here then. 1436 00:49:26.120 --> 00:49:26.480 OK. 1437 00:49:26.480 --> 00:49:26.980 Come on. 1438 00:49:32.870 --> 00:49:33.709 Bye. 1439 00:49:33.709 --> 00:49:35.206 Oh, I love that. 1440 00:49:35.206 --> 00:49:38.700 Oh, you two. 1441 00:49:38.700 --> 00:49:39.750 I did that. 1442 00:49:39.750 --> 00:49:40.980 I did that. 1443 00:49:40.980 --> 00:49:42.320 Finally. 1444 00:49:42.320 --> 00:49:42.820 Phew. 1445 00:49:49.550 --> 00:49:50.630 Look, Mike. 1446 00:49:50.630 --> 00:49:52.880 I got to do this for myself. 1447 00:49:52.880 --> 00:49:55.890 Why are you always trying to make this about you? 1448 00:49:55.890 --> 00:50:00.068 Why do you try so hard to keep me up under you? 1449 00:50:00.068 --> 00:50:01.860 Look, I used to think this is all I wanted, 1450 00:50:01.860 --> 00:50:04.820 but I don't want this anymore. 1451 00:50:04.820 --> 00:50:06.845 It doesn't make me happy at all. 1452 00:50:09.746 --> 00:50:11.180 OK. 1453 00:50:11.180 --> 00:50:15.620 Don't call my phone unless you call it to talk to little Mike. 1454 00:50:15.620 --> 00:50:17.621 Bye. 1455 00:50:20.490 --> 00:50:22.050 What the hell is she doing here? 1456 00:50:27.000 --> 00:50:28.930 Hey baby. 1457 00:50:28.930 --> 00:50:30.690 Come on, girl. 1458 00:50:30.690 --> 00:50:32.880 Come mama. 1459 00:50:32.880 --> 00:50:36.270 Girl, what is so important that you had to pop up over here? 1460 00:50:36.270 --> 00:50:38.227 Like, I was over there watching.. 1461 00:50:38.227 --> 00:50:39.060 Girl, that can wait. 1462 00:50:39.060 --> 00:50:41.250 Look, I want to take you somewhere, OK? 1463 00:50:41.250 --> 00:50:42.840 Somewhere like where? 1464 00:50:42.840 --> 00:50:44.900 Just shut up. 1465 00:50:44.900 --> 00:50:47.700 Go get some lotion on. 1466 00:50:47.700 --> 00:50:49.590 Oh my gosh, I can't with you. 1467 00:50:49.590 --> 00:50:50.610 Hurry up, hurry up. 1468 00:51:07.930 --> 00:51:09.450 I mean, like, seriously. 1469 00:51:09.450 --> 00:51:11.875 There he is, right there. 1470 00:51:11.875 --> 00:51:12.583 Don't be nervous. 1471 00:51:12.583 --> 00:51:15.900 You got it. 1472 00:51:15.900 --> 00:51:19.110 Yo, Stacy. 1473 00:51:19.110 --> 00:51:20.820 Jasmine, right? 1474 00:51:20.820 --> 00:51:21.870 Hey Reggie. 1475 00:51:21.870 --> 00:51:23.310 How are you? 1476 00:51:23.310 --> 00:51:24.230 Can't complain. 1477 00:51:24.230 --> 00:51:27.580 Grandma always told me, don't nobody care. 1478 00:51:27.580 --> 00:51:29.370 I care. 1479 00:51:29.370 --> 00:51:30.900 Thank you. 1480 00:51:30.900 --> 00:51:33.900 Y'all know each other? 1481 00:51:33.900 --> 00:51:35.250 What brings you all two in? 1482 00:51:35.250 --> 00:51:37.590 Where little man at? 1483 00:51:37.590 --> 00:51:41.890 All right, I'mma let you all go ahead and do that part, OK? 1484 00:51:41.890 --> 00:51:44.530 Yo, yo, wait, wait, wait, hold on. 1485 00:51:44.530 --> 00:51:46.370 What the hell is all this? 1486 00:51:46.370 --> 00:51:48.790 Yeah I know my girl is really feeling you. 1487 00:51:48.790 --> 00:51:51.280 I mean, guess I could be all right with that. 1488 00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:55.660 Y'all got a little spark and everything, so, you know. 1489 00:51:55.660 --> 00:51:56.870 I just want her to be happy. 1490 00:51:56.870 --> 00:51:59.710 And I think you can make her happy when 1491 00:51:59.710 --> 00:52:01.060 you're not being an asshole. 1492 00:52:01.060 --> 00:52:01.580 What? 1493 00:52:01.580 --> 00:52:02.080 who me? 1494 00:52:02.080 --> 00:52:02.830 An asshole? 1495 00:52:02.830 --> 00:52:03.920 Never. 1496 00:52:03.920 --> 00:52:04.420 Get. 1497 00:52:04.420 --> 00:52:05.620 Yes. 1498 00:52:05.620 --> 00:52:07.480 Anyway, go on over there and talk to her. 1499 00:52:07.480 --> 00:52:08.440 Bring it in, come on. 1500 00:52:11.440 --> 00:52:13.840 Thank you for what you did for Paul and Carlene. 1501 00:52:13.840 --> 00:52:15.870 I know their relationship is holding on by hope 1502 00:52:15.870 --> 00:52:18.460 and a prayer, but you helped. 1503 00:52:18.460 --> 00:52:20.650 And also thank you for what you did for me. 1504 00:52:20.650 --> 00:52:22.485 What I do for you? 1505 00:52:22.485 --> 00:52:24.610 When we first met, I thought I had all the answers. 1506 00:52:24.610 --> 00:52:28.390 But you clearly showed me a unique perspective. 1507 00:52:28.390 --> 00:52:30.410 And just thank you for that. 1508 00:52:30.410 --> 00:52:34.390 Also I apologize, because you a bum ass therapist. 1509 00:52:34.390 --> 00:52:36.130 Well, finally. 1510 00:52:36.130 --> 00:52:37.000 Thank you. 1511 00:52:37.000 --> 00:52:38.950 Just doing my job. 1512 00:52:38.950 --> 00:52:40.420 Anyway, let me get out of here. 1513 00:52:40.420 --> 00:52:44.200 But she already know about the pretzel, nigga. 1514 00:52:47.410 --> 00:52:48.910 Oh, for sure. 1515 00:52:51.185 --> 00:52:51.685 So-- 1516 00:53:14.570 --> 00:53:16.000 Hey. 1517 00:53:16.000 --> 00:53:21.490 Well look at you looking like you need a therapist. 1518 00:53:21.490 --> 00:53:23.650 Oh, how are things, Paul? 1519 00:53:23.650 --> 00:53:24.440 Oh my gosh. 1520 00:53:24.440 --> 00:53:26.510 We're doing so much better. 1521 00:53:26.510 --> 00:53:29.460 I mean, I know it's been a short time, but me and my boo-boo, 1522 00:53:29.460 --> 00:53:30.500 we on the right track. 1523 00:53:30.500 --> 00:53:33.850 And that is thanks to you. 1524 00:53:33.850 --> 00:53:35.400 And Reggie for being awful. 1525 00:53:35.400 --> 00:53:36.040 Awful? 1526 00:53:36.040 --> 00:53:37.730 Come on now, he is not that bad. 1527 00:53:37.730 --> 00:53:38.720 It was that bad. 1528 00:53:38.720 --> 00:53:39.880 He was terrible. 1529 00:53:39.880 --> 00:53:42.130 I'm talking about terrible at haircuts 1530 00:53:42.130 --> 00:53:44.110 and he was terrible giving therapy. 1531 00:53:44.110 --> 00:53:47.230 I ain't going to lie, he did fuck your hair cut pretty bad. 1532 00:53:47.230 --> 00:53:49.300 I'm sorry, but he did, he did. 1533 00:53:49.300 --> 00:53:50.500 Tell me about it. 1534 00:53:50.500 --> 00:53:51.070 OK. 1535 00:53:51.070 --> 00:53:54.820 How about a double shot of Tres Anejos for my lady? 1536 00:53:54.820 --> 00:53:55.630 Is that OK? 1537 00:53:55.630 --> 00:53:56.290 Yes, thank you. 1538 00:53:56.290 --> 00:53:56.790 All right. 1539 00:54:02.520 --> 00:54:04.490 Mr Cooper? 1540 00:54:04.490 --> 00:54:05.320 Is that you? 1541 00:54:05.320 --> 00:54:06.070 Yeah. 1542 00:54:06.070 --> 00:54:06.970 Oh, hi. 1543 00:54:06.970 --> 00:54:08.630 Mrs Hampton, right? 1544 00:54:08.630 --> 00:54:09.890 From our sessions. 1545 00:54:09.890 --> 00:54:10.720 Yes. 1546 00:54:10.720 --> 00:54:12.460 How are you? 1547 00:54:12.460 --> 00:54:15.310 How's uh, I don't know, what's her name? 1548 00:54:15.310 --> 00:54:15.910 Renee. 1549 00:54:15.910 --> 00:54:16.800 Yeah. 1550 00:54:16.800 --> 00:54:18.070 Yeah. 1551 00:54:18.070 --> 00:54:19.750 We didn't make it. 1552 00:54:19.750 --> 00:54:22.150 Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that. 1553 00:54:22.150 --> 00:54:24.280 Nothing to be sorry about. 1554 00:54:24.280 --> 00:54:28.470 We weren't exactly meant for each other. 1555 00:54:28.470 --> 00:54:30.000 You seem different than before. 1556 00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:33.670 Like, the glasses, the accent, your clothes. 1557 00:54:33.670 --> 00:54:34.890 What changed? 1558 00:54:34.890 --> 00:54:37.170 This is the real me. 1559 00:54:37.170 --> 00:54:42.590 That guy you met a while back, he was just an act. 1560 00:54:42.590 --> 00:54:43.761 I don't understand. 1561 00:54:48.840 --> 00:54:51.060 People are really fickle. 1562 00:54:51.060 --> 00:54:54.770 Especially when it comes to relationships. 1563 00:54:54.770 --> 00:54:58.010 We contrive and conform to the person 1564 00:54:58.010 --> 00:55:00.650 we think our significant others want. 1565 00:55:00.650 --> 00:55:03.530 In Renee's case, she was attracted 1566 00:55:03.530 --> 00:55:08.120 to nerdy, insecure, unattractive, beta 1567 00:55:08.120 --> 00:55:10.370 male Poindexters. 1568 00:55:10.370 --> 00:55:12.750 So I became that for her. 1569 00:55:12.750 --> 00:55:16.740 I think it gave her some false sense of power or confidence. 1570 00:55:16.740 --> 00:55:22.060 However, I was still me internally. 1571 00:55:22.060 --> 00:55:28.750 So ultimately, my true colors revealed itself 1572 00:55:28.750 --> 00:55:30.760 throughout our marriage. 1573 00:55:30.760 --> 00:55:31.450 I see. 1574 00:55:31.450 --> 00:55:34.820 And so this is the real you? 1575 00:55:34.820 --> 00:55:36.610 It is. 1576 00:55:36.610 --> 00:55:39.250 Honestly, I kind of like this version of you 1577 00:55:39.250 --> 00:55:42.010 better, Mr Cooper. 1578 00:55:42.010 --> 00:55:44.780 Call me Sean. 1579 00:55:44.780 --> 00:55:47.170 Quick question. 1580 00:55:47.170 --> 00:55:51.277 What brings you in here midday? 1581 00:55:51.277 --> 00:55:52.735 You ever do something that you know 1582 00:55:52.735 --> 00:55:55.750 is right because you had to? 1583 00:55:55.750 --> 00:56:01.030 I was a little down about it, but somehow I feel better now. 1584 00:56:01.030 --> 00:56:02.650 You want to talk about it? 1585 00:56:02.650 --> 00:56:05.690 Nah, it's not a big deal. 1586 00:56:05.690 --> 00:56:07.990 Let me buy you a couple of drinks. 1587 00:56:07.990 --> 00:56:10.840 We'll talk a little bit. 1588 00:56:10.840 --> 00:56:11.800 Sure. 1589 00:56:11.800 --> 00:56:12.640 I like that. 1590 00:56:38.470 --> 00:56:41.740 Well, Miss Hampton, I got to get going. 1591 00:56:41.740 --> 00:56:44.300 Hey, call me Stacey. 1592 00:56:44.300 --> 00:56:45.725 OK then. 1593 00:56:45.725 --> 00:56:46.225 Stacey. 1594 00:56:49.030 --> 00:56:51.370 Here, take down my number. 1595 00:56:51.370 --> 00:56:54.110 Feel free to call me sometime. 1596 00:56:54.110 --> 00:56:54.942 Yeah, for sure. 1597 00:56:54.942 --> 00:56:56.525 I mean, I really enjoyed your company. 1598 00:57:06.264 --> 00:57:07.270 Thank you. 1599 00:57:07.270 --> 00:57:09.240 See you. 1600 00:57:09.240 --> 00:57:09.855 Bye Sean. 1601 00:57:14.500 --> 00:57:17.680 And here you go. 1602 00:57:17.680 --> 00:57:18.880 Got something for you. 1603 00:57:18.880 --> 00:57:20.890 Oh no, Paul, Sean got the tab already. 1604 00:57:20.890 --> 00:57:21.850 No, no, no, look at it. 1605 00:57:21.850 --> 00:57:22.600 Look at it. 1606 00:57:27.370 --> 00:57:28.900 Paul, what is this. 1607 00:57:28.900 --> 00:57:30.667 It's a check. 1608 00:57:30.667 --> 00:57:32.500 I mean, I can see that, sir, but why are you 1609 00:57:32.500 --> 00:57:33.708 giving me this kind of money? 1610 00:57:33.708 --> 00:57:36.340 Listen, I overheard you and Reggie having a conversation 1611 00:57:36.340 --> 00:57:37.840 about your student loan debt. 1612 00:57:37.840 --> 00:57:42.790 And you have helped me so much with Carlene. 1613 00:57:42.790 --> 00:57:46.390 That's the least I can do to show my appreciation. 1614 00:57:46.390 --> 00:57:48.610 Paul this is a lot of money. 1615 00:57:48.610 --> 00:57:50.390 Like where did you get this from, man? 1616 00:57:50.390 --> 00:57:51.220 I mean-- 1617 00:57:51.220 --> 00:57:53.650 I own this place and at least five others. 1618 00:57:53.650 --> 00:57:55.810 Can I keep it funky fresh with you? 1619 00:57:55.810 --> 00:57:56.360 Yeah, please. 1620 00:57:56.360 --> 00:57:57.370 Yeah, yeah. 1621 00:57:57.370 --> 00:58:00.400 So, I won the lottery three years ago. 1622 00:58:00.400 --> 00:58:02.590 $40 million in the bank. 1623 00:58:02.590 --> 00:58:05.440 And I also played professional hockey for eight years. 1624 00:58:05.440 --> 00:58:06.845 And nobody even recognized me. 1625 00:58:06.845 --> 00:58:09.220 I mean, I don't even think black people recognize-- well, 1626 00:58:09.220 --> 00:58:11.170 maybe they did, I'm not really sure. 1627 00:58:11.170 --> 00:58:12.830 That's beside the point, OK? 1628 00:58:12.830 --> 00:58:13.360 Listen. 1629 00:58:13.360 --> 00:58:14.980 Stacy, I want you to take the money. 1630 00:58:14.980 --> 00:58:15.880 I insist. 1631 00:58:15.880 --> 00:58:17.530 It's just chump change to me. 1632 00:58:17.530 --> 00:58:20.200 I mean, I'm rich. 1633 00:58:20.200 --> 00:58:21.970 Not regular rich. 1634 00:58:21.970 --> 00:58:23.980 I'm rich, rich. 1635 00:58:23.980 --> 00:58:25.990 I just like to keep a low profile, OK. 1636 00:58:25.990 --> 00:58:30.370 So tell people if they ask you that I'm not the owner. 1637 00:58:30.370 --> 00:58:34.450 Because I'm the bartender. 1638 00:58:34.450 --> 00:58:36.080 Why you coming with me? 1639 00:58:36.080 --> 00:58:38.710 I'm the bartender. 1640 00:58:38.710 --> 00:58:41.290 Ooh, why don't you say it with me? 1641 00:58:41.290 --> 00:58:42.430 Give me a hug, girl. 1642 00:58:42.430 --> 00:58:45.500 Oh, thank you so much. 1643 00:58:45.500 --> 00:58:46.270 Oh my God. 1644 00:58:46.270 --> 00:58:47.977 Listen, you deserve it, OK. 1645 00:58:47.977 --> 00:58:49.060 You deserve it, all right. 1646 00:58:49.060 --> 00:58:51.961 Don't spend it all in one place, now. 1647 00:59:14.820 --> 00:59:15.320 Hey, baby. 1648 00:59:15.320 --> 00:59:15.890 Real quick. 1649 00:59:15.890 --> 00:59:17.598 You think you could pay fade on the back? 1650 00:59:17.598 --> 00:59:19.010 Give me a number two on the side. 1651 00:59:19.010 --> 00:59:20.900 You sure? 1652 00:59:20.900 --> 00:59:21.980 Just grab the clippers. 1653 00:59:21.980 --> 00:59:23.438 Fade me out right here, right here. 1654 00:59:23.438 --> 00:59:24.130 OK. 1655 00:59:24.130 --> 00:59:25.550 Hey, what's up, Reggie? 1656 00:59:25.550 --> 00:59:26.220 Oh. 1657 00:59:26.220 --> 00:59:27.430 Paul. 1658 00:59:27.430 --> 00:59:29.660 Carlene? 1659 00:59:29.660 --> 00:59:31.560 Fuck you, Reggie. 1660 00:59:31.560 --> 00:59:33.800 OK. 1661 00:59:33.800 --> 00:59:34.382 Yeah, baby. 1662 00:59:34.382 --> 00:59:35.090 Come on, it's OK. 1663 00:59:35.090 --> 00:59:37.914 It's a little tight about the-- 1664 00:59:37.914 --> 00:59:39.486 Hey. 1665 00:59:39.486 --> 00:59:40.980 My nigga, Sean. 1666 00:59:40.980 --> 00:59:42.000 What up my nigga? 1667 00:59:42.000 --> 00:59:42.900 Who is this? 1668 00:59:42.900 --> 00:59:44.300 Oh. 1669 00:59:44.300 --> 00:59:46.080 Don't fuck this up for me, homes. 1670 00:59:46.080 --> 00:59:47.670 Got a good thing going with my lady. 1671 00:59:47.670 --> 00:59:50.880 You fuck it up, I'll slit your fucking throat. 1672 00:59:50.880 --> 00:59:53.370 For sure. 1673 00:59:53.370 --> 00:59:55.860 How do you all know each other? 1674 00:59:55.860 --> 00:59:56.670 OK. 1675 00:59:56.670 --> 00:59:59.220 Stacy here, she had introduced me to my girl, 1676 00:59:59.220 --> 01:00:01.155 and gave them some great therapy. 1677 01:00:03.810 --> 01:00:07.090 My baby's dope like that. 1678 01:00:07.090 --> 01:00:09.300 Oh, we actually got something for you. 1679 01:00:09.300 --> 01:00:09.800 Oh, OK. 1680 01:00:09.800 --> 01:00:11.400 What's up? 1681 01:00:11.400 --> 01:00:13.230 Here you go. 1682 01:00:13.230 --> 01:00:14.340 What's this? 1683 01:00:14.340 --> 01:00:16.380 Open it. 1684 01:00:16.380 --> 01:00:16.880 Oh. 1685 01:00:19.930 --> 01:00:20.430 Oh. 1686 01:00:20.430 --> 01:00:21.510 What's this for? 1687 01:00:21.510 --> 01:00:22.800 It's for your shop. 1688 01:00:22.800 --> 01:00:25.020 I know you want to pay it off and everything, 1689 01:00:25.020 --> 01:00:27.120 and we just want to help you out. 1690 01:00:27.120 --> 01:00:30.120 Paul man, you really didn't have to do that. 1691 01:00:30.120 --> 01:00:31.600 But I'm glad you did. 1692 01:00:31.600 --> 01:00:33.430 I'm glad you did. 1693 01:00:33.430 --> 01:00:35.490 It's the least I can do for you helping-- 1694 01:00:35.490 --> 01:00:36.270 you too, Stacey. 1695 01:00:36.270 --> 01:00:38.010 Helping me and Carlene get back together, 1696 01:00:38.010 --> 01:00:39.750 get that groove, that mojo. 1697 01:00:39.750 --> 01:00:41.610 That's what friends are for. 1698 01:00:41.610 --> 01:00:45.900 Even though I told him not to give you shit. 1699 01:00:45.900 --> 01:00:47.670 It's just crazy. 1700 01:00:50.610 --> 01:00:52.140 All these people crazy. 1701 01:00:52.140 --> 01:00:55.080 You got this lady dressed like a Megan Thee Stallion. 1702 01:00:55.080 --> 01:00:56.760 Her guy just looking goofy. 1703 01:00:56.760 --> 01:00:59.340 My mamma friend Stacy is fine, though. 1704 01:00:59.340 --> 01:01:01.740 She needs to give me a chance. 1705 01:01:01.740 --> 01:01:03.600 This dude she with now look like he's 1706 01:01:03.600 --> 01:01:07.980 going to do her wrong in about 11 more days. 1707 01:01:07.980 --> 01:01:09.640 My mamma's so confused. 1708 01:01:09.640 --> 01:01:12.300 She just wants to be an independent woman that 1709 01:01:12.300 --> 01:01:14.100 doesn't even work. 1710 01:01:14.100 --> 01:01:16.200 Reggie, he pretty cool. 1711 01:01:16.200 --> 01:01:18.720 He treats my mom better than my dad does. 1712 01:01:18.720 --> 01:01:20.640 So I'm good with that. 1713 01:01:20.640 --> 01:01:23.220 Just to keep him on his toes, I am not 1714 01:01:23.220 --> 01:01:25.500 going to let him know that I like him. 1715 01:01:25.500 --> 01:01:27.705 All in all, these fools all crazy. 1716 01:01:31.780 --> 01:01:35.800 You know what, honestly, I think we could all use a little thot 1717 01:01:35.800 --> 01:01:38.440 therapy sometimes. 1718 01:01:38.440 --> 01:01:39.250 I say that right? 1719 01:01:39.250 --> 01:01:39.750 Yeah? 1720 01:01:39.750 --> 01:01:40.277 Yeah. 1721 01:01:40.277 --> 01:01:41.770 Did I? 1722 01:01:41.770 --> 01:01:44.830 What do you think little guy? 1723 01:01:44.830 --> 01:01:46.300 Come be my therapist, baby. 1724 01:01:46.300 --> 01:01:48.160 You who I'm sharing with, baby. 1725 01:01:48.160 --> 01:01:49.600 Let me lay in your presence. 1726 01:01:49.600 --> 01:01:51.160 Yes, it's so effortless, baby. 1727 01:01:51.160 --> 01:01:52.870 Because you're so easy to talk to. 1728 01:01:52.870 --> 01:01:54.460 I often wish we was closer. 1729 01:01:54.460 --> 01:01:56.080 Hope for the sessions to bless us. 1730 01:01:56.080 --> 01:01:57.790 Yes, I might need to stay over. 1731 01:01:57.790 --> 01:01:59.290 Hold in trauma from drama. 1732 01:01:59.290 --> 01:02:00.910 Now I can't tell if they love me, 1733 01:02:00.910 --> 01:02:02.650 but when we look for the problem, 1734 01:02:02.650 --> 01:02:04.180 I always find out it was me. 1735 01:02:04.180 --> 01:02:05.680 Hug me baby, I miss you. 1736 01:02:05.680 --> 01:02:07.390 Don't take negative with you. 1737 01:02:07.390 --> 01:02:10.600 Only positive vibes, baby, I'll never forget you. 1738 01:02:10.600 --> 01:02:14.130 I do therapy with you. 1739 01:02:14.130 --> 01:02:15.688 Yeah. 1740 01:02:15.688 --> 01:02:17.170 Come on, baby. 1741 01:02:17.170 --> 01:02:20.350 I do therapy with you. 1742 01:02:20.350 --> 01:02:22.060 Come with me. 1743 01:02:22.060 --> 01:02:23.590 Yeah. 1744 01:02:23.590 --> 01:02:25.520 I do therapy with you, baby. 1745 01:02:25.520 --> 01:02:26.800 Come lay in my presence. 1746 01:02:26.800 --> 01:02:28.280 I teach you how to love. 1747 01:02:28.280 --> 01:02:30.070 And it ain't just paying for presents. 1748 01:02:30.070 --> 01:02:33.260 It's about paying attention, listening all of your essence, 1749 01:02:33.260 --> 01:02:36.400 this is an audio lesson, listen to all of your sessions. 1750 01:02:36.400 --> 01:02:40.755 Just let the therapy bless us, so we all can be better.