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- There's a tale around these parts,
one they tell on
nights like tonight,
Halloween night, of an ancient evil
that lives in an old barn
in the middle of nowhere.
(owl hoots)
One night, a group of kids
just like you,
they stumbled on that barn
and they awoken that evil.
(children knocking)
Then one by one
the creatures that they unleashed
slaughtered, dragged them into the darkness.
The last two boys of the group,
they fought the monsters
and they tried to send them back
to the blackest pits
of fiery hell where they came from.
(electricity zapping) But before they could,
the entire barn
burst into flames!
(boys yelling)
Now, nobody knows
what truly happened that night,
but one lone survivor
who made it out alive.
Now, some say
that those things
are still out there,
out here waiting
to be unleashed again
and finish what they started.
- Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
- Have you ever heard of the old railroad incident?
The one where all those workers got killed
by that runaway train?
And they say,
when you go down to the off cemetery late at night,
they could still hear the clamoring
of them working on the tracks,
just like they were on that fateful day.
- Zombie railroad. - So, really,
how did they do it?
How did they awaken the monsters?
- l think that'd be a good question for
our fire-starting badge expert
and special guest of the evening,
Scout Master Henry.
Thank you, Scout Master Henry.
Which by the way,
this rendition of that legend
is his story,
and also thank you so much for finding this campsite.
- Oh, you can call me preacher.
(preacher clears throat)
In order to awaken them,
you have to
knock on the barn doors and say
"Trick or treat"
(chuckles) three times.
- Oh, so kind of like that
game we played while the troop leader was setting up camp?
- It's exactly like that game.
- Wait, what? (deep ominous music)
(crows cawing)
Okay, boys, l think that's
enough of the Halloween
spooky stories for one night.
- [Troops] Boo!
- I'll let you guys finish this bag of marshmallows,
if you promise to call it a night.
(monster grunts)
(Troop Leader plums gurgles)
(deep ominous music)
(blood squelches)
(deep ominous music)
(troop yelling)
(flesh sizzling)
(deep ominous music)
- Help me. (deep ominous music)
What happened?
(knife stabbing) (flesh squelching)
(deep ominous music)
(monster grumbles)
- l knew you would
come back to me,
l now know
it could've been any barn,
all l had to do was
to seal the markings in blood
to bring you home.
I'd know now,
but that little bitches that got away too.
The, the newspapers claim
she's right here in this town.
Soon, we will reclaim
what this rightfully ours.
(shrill suspenseful music) (monster grunts)
(flesh squelches)
(body thuds)
(shrill suspenseful music)
(upbeat eerie music)
(birds chirping)
(skateboard clacking)
- Okay, listen up, ladies.
It's the start of our fall semester,
and what does that mean?
- [girls] Our Annual Sorority Fall Fundraiser.
- That's right, it's also the Gamma Tau psi Halloween Bash,
thanks to some certain sisters,
who were caught giving lap dances
during our haunted house last year on campus,
they will no longer allow the event to take place here.
(girls giggle)
As funny as you may all think this is,
it puts us in
quite a predicament with the Fall Fundraiser.
- We can always have a car wash.
- Or how about a wet t-shirt contest?
- That's true, it doesn't matter what the event is anyway,
the guys only come out
to support two things.
(girls chuckle) - What about a bake sale?
- A Battle of the Bands competition?
- What about a kissing booth?
- Uh, yeah, have you seen some of the nerds on campus?
There's no way I'm gonna just kiss any guy
that pays a couple bucks.
- So, you won't do that,
but you'll do it on the weekends for free?
- Ah! - Ah.
(girls snicker) (pillow thuds)
- Okay, getting back on track,
l would like to make a motion
to take our annual haunt into town
and relaunch Halloween.
- An off-campus haunt?
- That would make a lot of sense.
I did read where the mayor's been receiving
a lot of complaints over the past two years
and has finally decided to lift
the trick or treat ban this year.
- Okay, Heather, go on, I'm listening.
- Well, as all of you are aware,
my younger brother, Josh Harper,
is one of the teens
that went missing a couple years ago
on Halloween night,
thus helping Sarah Barnhart,
aka psycho preacher bitch,
to put the ax on Halloween in town.
I, for one, feel that Sam Daniels and my brother were the
heart and soul of trick or treating in this town
with their haunted garage
and l think it would be fitting
to pay tribute to them
with this opportunity.
- Sounds like a big undertaking,
you think you can do it in six weeks?
- I think so. - Sister Michelle?
- l know that we were all obligated to help out
with the fundraiser anyway,
but l think what Heather's trying to do
is a great idea.
And if she's willing, I'd love to partner up
and to see it all the way through.
- You do (chuckles)?
That's a little surprising.
- Why? - I think Sister Lisa
and probably all of us,
are just a little shocked that you'd wanna be involved
with something that's so close to the whole...
- l get it,
l do, but you don't have to tiptoe around it.
I appreciate it, believe me,
but I'm okay with it.
I think on a large scale,
Sam and Josh's haunted house would be
the perfect way
to kickstart Halloween
and get back a Barnhart (chuckles).
And that's something l can
totally get behind,
and l think
that Sam and Josh would too.
- Okay, does anyone disagree with this motion?
(gentle brooding music)
So, it's decided.
Heather and Michelle
will both lead this year's fundraiser.
Don't let the sorority down, ladies,
l have very high hopes for this one.
All right, if there are no more questions to be asked,
then this week's meeting is over.
(Lisa claps)
- Thank you so much for agreeing to help out
with this project.
Uh, l actually wanted to ask you about it before
l made the motion,
but are you sure you're okay with this?
I mean, given the circumstances,
l don't wanna
trigger anything for you.
- No, no, absolutely not.
No, l, l mean,
I've been in Gamma Tau
like two years
and we've never
gotten the chance
to know each other.
I, but I just,
l hoped we missed talking to each other
because of schedules
and not, and not because of...
- No, of course not.
I, I really hope I haven't come off that way,
if l have, l didn't mean to.
- No, l, l just,
l never, l never know what people think.
I, I can only assume
they're like, "Why did she survive?"
- No, the way l look at it is,
at least there was a lucky one.
- (knocks) Hey, sorry to interrupt.
Michelle, could l borrow a dress for a date tonight?
- Oh, absolutely. - Thanks.
- Um, so, how should we get started (chuckles)?
- Well, we need a theme,
actors, which we'll use most of the girls here
to draw in the guys, (Michelle chuckles)
food, we gotta do concessions, promotions,
but most importantly, we gotta find a new location.
- It sounds exciting (chuckles).
- Oh, l have a membership at the video store,
do you wanna swing by
and grab some horror flicks for the weekend?
Damage our young, innocent minds.
(Michelle chuckles)
(TV static)
- Us head bangers.
'Tis the season,
fall is in the air.
(Dr. Rock cackles) - Are you ready?
- Yeah. - But now,
it's where you get to call in,
let's go to our first call.
(telephone rings) Hello caller,
what's your name
and where are you calling from?
- [Sarah] Hello, my name is Sarah
and l am calling from Helen's Valley Community Church.
- Ah, yes, Mrs. Barnhart,
l don't want to have to cut you off.
- [Sarah] Five teenagers disappeared
on Halloween night,
on their way to a rock concert
you promoted on your show...
- What is this, the 12th,
13th time that you've called
into my show?
Why don't you just do it to my face?
- [Sarah] Halloween night, my church,
we will be having a town meeting
in the basement
to have Halloween reband.
- And l will be there.
(telephone rattles)
You heard it here,
for the first time ever,
l will be taking the show
on the road
and now a word from our sponsor.
♪ He's Dr. Rock ♪ (bell rings)
- [Dewey] All right, we're clear.
- Dewey, who let that whack job through the line again?
Seriously, guys.
- [presenter] We'll be right back
following these commercials.
- Bro, but speaking seriously,
have you been on network producers?
Having a location there,
it's not gonna fly going live.
- l already thought about that, Tony.
All we gotta do is prerecord the regular part of the show,
in advance, then we shoot the town hall meeting
and edit it carefully,
broadcast it later
to show just what a loony tune that lady is, right?
(Tony chuckles) You with me?
- Yo boss, I'm with you, man.
Anything you need to make happen, let's do it.
(Dr. Rock laughs)
(upbeat pop music)
- Oh, bingo, so what are some of your favorite sub genres?
- Actually, l really like a good monster movie,
but one of my favorites
is "Sleepover party Slaughter Fest."
- Dude, right on,
that's what I'm talking about.
I never would've guessed.
- Ahoy, land-lover,
welcome to the Tape Deck.
- Hi Charlie, Michelle,
this is Charlie.
(Michelle chuckles)
- Ahoy, nice to meet you.
We're dressing up a bit early for Halloween.
- If me wants to keep me job,
me best wear my pirate's garb all day.
Is, is that you real accent
or you pulling me arm?
- 'Tis not but fun to do nonetheless.
Okay, that's really stupid.
- No, no, no,
keep it going.
- I really like your costume. - Seriously?
This isn't my actual style.
So l, if you think I'm cool
because of that,
l, I'm sorry,
l, l have to let you down.
(Michelle giggles)
So, what brings you two scallywags down here?
- Uh, well, Heather thought we should do some research
for taking the
sorority haunt off-campus.
- [Charlie] Uh, uh-huh,
yeah, the lap dance incident.
I heard you guys were banned from campus.
- Yep, so now we're off to find a new location.
- You don't know of any houses for rent, do you?
- Not off hand,
my uncle, he, ah, house is...
My uncle might be able to help,
l could give him a call and see.
He has this empty building,
it's, uh, just up over the hill
from the drive-in. - [Michelle] perfect.
- Yeah, (chuckles) now if you'll excuse us,
we have a stack of videos and popcorn calling our names.
- Oh, wait, wait, l,
l didn't catch your name.
- Michelle. (Heather chuckles)
- [Charlie] Michelle, l guess I'll see you on the return.
- Hey buddy, these are
four for 00 cents, right? - I'm on my break.
- Thanks, prick. (low eerie music)
- Well, like l said,
it's nice this old building being used for something
since the family doesn't come down here much anymore.
Now, it's got power,
but you gotta make sure the gas
is in the generator at all times,
otherwise you're gonna lose it.
- Awesome, thank you
so much for taking the time to meet with us.
Um, is it okay if we just
take a couple days to think it over and...
- Actually, how much is it to rent
this space for the event?
- Well, Charlie said y'all doing this for a fundraiser?
- [Heather] Yeah.
- Well, you can consider the space my donation.
- Are you serious?
That's great. - [Girls] Thank you.
- Now you probably won't see much of me.
I got plenty to keep me busy all up in the house.
Just a little bit of a warning,
there's a well in the basement,
it's about a
40 foot drop,
spring dried up long time ago.
So, if you fell down in it,
you're a goner.
I guess for safety's sake,
l should probably go ahead and board it up
before l head on out this evening.
- Great. - Great.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you. - Ma'amers.
- l am so sorry,
l had no idea it was a barn.
If I had I never would've brought you.
- Stop, it's, it's perfect. - [Heather] Really?
- It's exactly what Sam and Josh always wanted,
a haunted house in an actual barn.
- perfect. (brush rustles)
(crows caw)
(Barry humming)
(Barry groans)
- Let's see (hums).
(deep ominous music)
(Barry groans)
(monster growls) (deep ominous music)
(nails rattle) (deep ominous music)
(Hallowed Jack growls) (shrill ominous music)
(Hallowed Jack growls)
(Barry screams) (flames roars)
(Barry screams)
(dog howls)
(footsteps shuffling)
(footsteps thudding)
(slow eerie music)
(doorbell rings)
(slow eerie music)
- Happy Halloween! (zombies snarling)
(Sarah yells)
(zombies snarling) (Sarah yells)
No, no! (zombies snarling)
(Sarah yells)
(flesh squelching)
No!
(Sarah yells)
(deep ominous music)
(Sarah gasps and pants)
(telephone rings)
- Yellow, Sheriff Cooper speaking,
what can l do for? - [Mayor] Coop!
Just the person l needed to talk to.
- Mayor, how are you?
- [Mayor] Well, I'd be doing a lot better
if it wasn't for a certain
problematic individual in this town.
She apparently found some flyers
about a haunted house being
put on by one of the sororities.
And it's the same night
as the town hall Halloween protest meeting.
- l heard about that,
a haunted house of the old
Douglas Slaughter property,
very spooky sounding.
How can l help?
- [Mayor] Would you,
would you mind staying nearby the location that night and,
and just keep an eye on things?
You know, that way l can,
l can at least
tell her it's being overseen.
- Sure, yeah, I'll patrol the area,
maybe swing by the old drive-in,
you know, check out the event from a distance,
let the kids have a little fun.
- [Mayor] Thanks Coop, l appreciate it.
(handset clangs)
- l think this is the last tree on the street.
- [Michelle] Yeah, and l think this is the
last house to inform about the haunt too.
(Heather knocks)
(door handle clicks)
- Come in, Michelle told me you'd be stopping by.
Oh, oh, please sit down.
Dad, you remember Heather?
And this is her friend, Michelle.
They are going to pick
up some things,
I'll be right back.
- [Walt] Uh-huh.
- l guess there's something l don't know about?
- Yeah, sort of.
- [Heather] Hello. - [Michelle] Hi.
- Hello. (newspaper rustles)
My Lord, is that little Heather?
- It is. (Michelle chuckles)
How have you been, Walter?
- Oh, now you know it's Walt.
Well, l can't complain,
the old ticker's still kicking.
How's your mother?
- She's doing better,
still has her good days and bad days.
Been a rough few years
between losing dad and Josh.
- Sure, well we can all understand that.
- You know Michelle, fun fact,
Walter here used to
work in the mines
in his younger days.
He has a lot of really great stories,
stories that helped Sam
scare all the neighborhood kids.
(Michelle chuckles)
So, you're the legendary grandfather?
(Walt scoffs)
- Well, I've been known to
spin a yarn or two in my time,
but l don't think that's what you two girls
are here for, is it?
- No, we'd love to hear one from the man himself.
- Well, there is one story
that I've never really told
to another living soul.
As you say, l worked for
the coal company
back in the 1030s,
end of the '30s.
They settled me with
this new guy,
kid called Mitchell.
(chuckles) l remember
he turned up for work his first day in a
pair of them smart
coveralls, name tag on his chest.
I guess the kid was real proud.
(shrill eerie music)
Now, the townspeople were complaining about
the smell of
sulfur in the water,
so they send
Mitchell and me
out to take a look see,
way out, back of beyond.
And so it's not to cause a
stir in the neighborhood,
they decided to send us out
in the middle of the night
and of all nights in the year
they could have chosen to send us,
they chose Halloween.
Strange thing is,
when we got to the well,
there was this
old scarecrow on a pole
right next to it
and set right on the well head
was a jack-o'-lantern carved, lit,
eyes flickering in the dark, kinda spooky,
but no more than you'd expect to see on Halloween.
And we could smell right away what the town's folk were
complaining about, awful smell.
Well anyway, before l knew it,
Mitchell's got a hold of the rope
and he's climbing down into the well,
he's gone about 20 feet down,
so l tossed my
helmet down to him,
it had one of those
electric lamps on the front of it.
Suddenly, the rope yanks
and the light from the lamp
goes out and Mitchell starts shouting,
"pull me up,
pull me up!"
"l see him,
l see him,
it's the Boogeyman!"
"pull me up!"
And the crank handle was going around so fast
and it flew up and hit the scarecrow,
and then it hit the jack-o'-lantern,
and everything went
down into the bottom of that well.
Well, l peered down into the well,
but l couldn't see a thing,
(gentle eerie music) complete blackness,
utter silence. (gentle eerie music)
And then (snaps)
the lamp on my helmet switched on
and l see Mitchell's face
looking back up at me.
(shrill eerie music)
For a moment, that's all l can see.
But then l see this clawed hand
taking hold of Mitchell's hair
and peeling it back off his head,
like taking the peel off of orange.
- What did you do then?
- What did l do?
I ran, I ran like hell.
The company tried to shrug it off,
they called it
a workplace incident.
But do you know, they never made any attempt
to go down into that well
and retrieve Mitchell's body?
They filled it in,
sealed it up,
covered it over
and they put up a building over the top of it.
And do you know what building
they put there?
A barn. (shrill suspenseful music)
- Oh Dad, enough with your ghost stories.
He thinks just because
Sam fell for them, everyone will.
This is all l could find,
l hope it'll work for you.
- This is amazing,
you have no idea how much it means to me
to actually be able to use their real haunt props
for our fundraiser. - Yeah.
- Ah, think nothing of it.
When Michelle asked me it was a (chuckles) no-brainer.
- [Heather] Thank you so much Mr. Daniels
and thank you Walt for sharing your story with us.
- You're welcome, oh, and girls,
remember to follow the rules.
- We will, Walt, we will.
(Walt chuckles)
- Now, get out there
and raise some hell.
(newspaper rustles) (car door thuds)
- Sam and Josh
both said they saw them, you know.
- Saw what? (gentle eerie music)
- After l left the Harvest Dance, l,
but they said they saw them,
the, the monsters.
- I'm sure they thought so,
but we don't know what kind of costumes
those crazy people were wearing,
it was Halloween after all.
I mean, did you see them?
- No, l just saw people in black robes.
- Since we're asking questions,
do you really think they died?
- l don't know.
- l guess l like to think that
Josh and Sam and the rest of your friends
just decided they had had enough
and took a leap
and left this town and never came back.
Knowing Josh, they probably groupies
for Demon lnferno somewhere.
I like to think so.
- l mean, who knows, maybe they will
come to our
Halloween Bash and crash the party.
(girls chuckle)
(gentle somber music)
(alarm clock beeps)
(heavy rock music)
♪ Don't touch ♪
♪ Don't deem ♪
♪ No shame, no guilt inside of me ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ 'Cause l know ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ I'm unstoppable ♪
♪ We'll fight ♪ ♪ We'll fight ♪
♪ We'll bleed ♪
♪ The only way ♪
♪ To stop deranging me ♪
♪ 'Cause l know ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ I'm unstoppable ♪
♪ Get it on ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ Get it on ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
♪ Give me all that you got ♪
♪ Get it on ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ So come on ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ Waiting for you, baby ♪
♪ Take me over the top ♪
♪ Get it on ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ Get it on ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
♪ Give me all that you got ♪
♪ Get it on ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ So, come on ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ And show me what you got ♪
(heavy rock music)
♪ Get it on ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ Get it on ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
♪ Give me all that you got ♪
♪ Get it on ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ So, come on ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ Waiting for you, baby ♪
♪ Take me over the top ♪
♪ Get it on ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ Get it on ♪
♪ Right now ♪
♪ Give it to be, baby ♪
♪ Give me all that you got ♪
♪ Get it on ♪ (heavy rock music)
- Okay, before the Deltas show up for the mixer,
l just wanna take this opportunity to thank
all of you for helping to make our upcoming
fundraiser possible, especially Michelle.
Michelle has put
more work into this event,
more so than even l had planned to, originally.
She spent countless hours there,
at that place,
by herself, bringing her designs to life
and l don't think there's anyone
who knows how much
Sam and Josh would appreciate it
more than her.
Michelle, would you like to say anything?
- Yeah. (girls giggle)
So, with the fundraiser opening next week,
we'll finally get to honor
Sam and Josh,
something l couldn't
have done without
all of your help.
Ha, let's party like it's our last horah.
- [Heather] All right.
- [Sorority Sisters] Gamma Tau psi!
♪ Oh, it's a Friday night creep out ♪
♪ Friday night creep out ♪
♪ And all around ♪
♪ Do so and free ♪
♪ Can't you see the victim here in me ♪
- Thank you all for coming out,
the haunt is just about to start.
Make sure when you exit,
you come back around to continue the party,
the costume contest starts at
B:00pm, don't get too scared in there.
(chuckles) And now some words from our sister, Heather.
♪ It's all right ♪
- Tonight, we reclaim Halloween.
- [Crowd] Woo!
- We honor our lost and loved ones
and most importantly,
we re-open the barn doors.
Welcome to Sam and Josh's Haunted Barn, 1002.
- [Girls] Woo!
- [Heather] Oh rules, (chuckles).
- Rule number one,
the only way to exit
is to finish
so there is no turning back.
Rule number two, no running.
And rule number three,
don't touch the monsters
and they won't touch you.
- And in true urban legend fashion,
before you can enter,
you must knock three times on the barn doors
and say, "Trick or treat, Sam and Josh."
- Uh, anyone with tickets,
meet me at the barn doors.
(crowd cheers)
(indistinct chatter)
(haunt-goers knock)
(deep ominous music) (haunt-goers knock)
(deep ominous music) (haunt-goers knocks)
(train whistle blowing)
(actors snarling)
- Sounds about right.
I mean, we're pretty zombie-like, right?
(actor burps)
- l don't even know how to answer that,
so I'm just gonna go ahead and crack open another brewski.
Here you go, Chet.
- Right. (bottles clang)
l mean, half my body is stuck under the ground,
so the most that l can do is like
reach my arms out and like try to grab somebody
or like open my eyes real wide
or open my mouth real while like a zombie.
- Whoo-whoo. - Wow, okay, uh,
how many beers you got back there?
(actor chuckles)
(imitates licking)
(tense eerie music) (fire crackling)
(tense suspenseful music)
Dudes, l think you're in the wrong spot.
(fire crackling) (Screecher squeals)
(actors groaning)
(wings thumping)
(light switch clicks)
(spur clinks) (deep tense music)
(actor screams) (bottle shatters)
(Screecher screeches)
(actor groans)
(actor gurgles) - The fuck?
(Chet groans)
(Boogeyman groans)
(skull pops) (blood gushes)
- No, no. (Candycorn Scarecrow chuckles)
(bones crunch) (body thuds)
(deep ominous music)
(Swine snorting)
(deep ominous music)
(flesh squelching)
(Swine squealing)
(Screecher gurgling)
(Swine chomping)
(feet thud)
(Screecher squawks)
(Swine grunting)
(deep suspenseful music)
(needle clicks)
(flesh squelches)
(needle clicks)
(flesh squelches)
(Screecher gurgling)
(deep eerie music)
(zombie snarling)
(deep eerie music)
(zombies growling)
(Screecher screeches)
(dog barking)
- [Child] Smell my feet,
give me something good to eat!
- l guess this must be the place.
- Yeah, looks like it.
- Come on, we got work to do.
(dog barking) - [Child] No one there.
(indistinct chatter)
- [Crowd] Boo.
(apple banging)
- Order, order. - [Crowd] Boo!
- Folks, folks, quiet down now,
now we've called this meeting because
Miss Barnfart over here,
is, is upset because we've reinstated Halloween.
She wants to get...
- The faster we can make this vote
to reinstate the ban on Halloween,
the faster we can shut down that barn party.
We do not
want a repeat of where Weary Falls.
(tense eerie music)
- So, remember to only pass out candy
to the people in scary costumes.
Don't ask, it's some weird rule
Michelle and Heather stipulated
and I'll be back for fill-ups in a bit, okay, just...
(low eerie music)
- Who dare enter my pumpkin patch?
Dude, what the hell man?
(fire crackling) Keep moving.
Dude, there can only be one Jack
and l am the real jack,
so piss off.
(shrill ominous music)
(flesh squelching) (man screaming)
(blood sloshes)
(body thuds)
(tense ominous) (fire crackling)
- [presenter] The Helen's Valley Drive-in snack bar
is now open,
please visit us for all
our tasty treats
and our hot, buttered popcorn.
And don't forget,
our horror movie marathon continues
right after this short intermission.
(light playful music)
- Oh wow, Sheriff,
l didn't expect you to be coming by
for the marathon tonight. - Well, Joe,
as much as I'd love
to check out your fine array of films this evening,
l actually wanted to see if l could
park the cruiser here
and l wanted to check up on the kids at the haunt
over the hill,
make sure things are kosher.
- Okay, Cooper, put it
by the snack bar, if you don't mind.
And then once you finish your little stakeout,
come on back and enjoy the show.
- Showing some good ones tonight?
- Oh, we're always showing good ones,
but what are we showing?
Oh, oh man,
"House of Dismembered Waitresses,"
you gotta see this one.
Double aardvark and four smashed heads,
actually, triple aardvark
and then quadruple aardvark,
and 15 breasts,
two scenes that don't make a lick of sense,
gratuitous disco dancing,
and it's that one with beach girls
roasted on barbecue spits.
- [Announcer] Not to worry...
- l gotta tell you, Joe,
you have a strange way of selling your films
that l do not understand,
but l will admit
does make me wanna... - Check it out, right?
- See you in a while. - [Announcer] All right folks,
the blood bath continues
with our second piece.
(heavy rock music)
- Two. - There you go,
enjoy the haunt.
- Thank you! - Oh.
- Well, if it isn't a legendary lap dance Larry, himself.
- l hear we have you today for this event.
- Hey, my apologies
if l caused you guys any trouble last year,
but you're welcome.
(Heather chuckles)
Hey, are Tracy or Jessica
participating in the activities tonight?
- Yes, Larry, l hope you plan on making
a large donation this year.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'ma,
I'm gonna be your number one supporter.
♪ Take a piece of your pie ♪
- Enjoy. ♪ Bam, bam ♪
♪ About to take it all night ♪
♪ It goes bam, bam ♪ - Two?
(girls giggling) (soft upbeat music)
- Oh, hey, nice of you to join us.
Why don't you come take a seat on the bed with us?
- Whoa, hold there, Chief.
(soft upbeat music)
- We could use a big strong man to help protect us
from that deranged mechanic on the loose.
(man scoffs)
We heard he is out looking for lonely school girls.
(Brett yelling) (man screams)
(Brett yelling)
- Hell yeah!
I'm a big scary monster.
(Brett laughs)
- Hey, you wanna mess with the nerd?
- [Britt] Sure.
- Wow, Brett, you got them so good.
- Yeah?
You girls like my scaring techniques?
(Brett chuckles)
Wow, you Gamma girls
are looking so fine tonight, man.
So hot, it's like staring into the sun or something,
you know? - Oh yeah?
You like what you see?
- Heck yeah, l do.
It's like I can't look
'cause I'm blinded by the hotness, you know?
- Brett, there's another group coming,
get in the closing.
- Oh man, (scoffs) this is bullshit.
Ugh, we'll talk later.
(deep suspenseful music)
(bird squawking)
- Lucas, what are you doing, bud?
You know you shouldn't leave your station.
Go over there, bud.
You'll get more scares
while everyone's looking at me.
Go on, idiot.
(gentle eerie music)
(blow thuds) (wood splinters)
(blood spurting) (heartbeat thumping)
(heart squelches)
- Sheriff Coop, come on down.
I can assure you
there is no underage drinking going on.
- l was hoping you wouldn't spot me so quick.
- On the bend to check on us, huh?
- Well, you know Barnhart,
just making sure things aren't
getting outta hand.
- Well, since you're here,
you might as well partake in the fun, no charge.
(lighter clicks) ♪ Will you ♪
- Might take you up on that,
it's been ages since I've been in a haunted house.
- And we can have a beer with your name on it
when you come back around.
- Mm, I'm on duty.
(walkie-walkie beeps)
- Sheriff is headed over to enter the haunt,
let's push him to the front of the line and get him through,
wanna keep the party going and not scare everybody off.
(walkie-talkie beeps)
- Corey, l forgot my candy in the dorm room.
Can l snag some of yours before Lisa finds out?
- What don't you want me to find out?
- l was just looking for some more candy,
l ran out already. - Already?
Hmm, well, l guess l can go grab some more from my
personal inventory, follow me.
(girls shriek)
(Tiff gasps) Oh my God.
Oh my God, is that Corey?
Is he okay?
(girls scream)
- [Lisa] Oh my God!
(girls babble)
(Swine squeals) (girls scream)
- [Heather] We have a pause in the line,
gonna be about a five minute break.
- [Brett] Get in the zone.
These girls are totally in to me, man.
Think I'm actually gonna get laid.
This is gonna be the best day of my life.
Whoa. (soft upbeat music)
- Hey Britt, let's try again,
but this time
let's amp it up a bit. - Okay.
(soft upbeat music)
Hey Brett. (girl knocks),
- It would be nice if you came out here.
- What are you yanking it in there?
(deep ominous music)
Why are you dressed like that now?
- This costume doesn't even go with the set.
- In case you didn't hear,
we had a five minute break
to do whatever we want.
- ls that a corn cup in your pants
or are you just happy to see us?
(deep ominous music)
- So, what happens when you get real excited?
Do you pop
corn down there?
- Come on, Brett,
don't you wanna join in on the fun?
This could be your last chance, big boy.
(deep ominous music)
(Candycorn Scarecrow chuckles)
- All right, creeper, that's enough,
we were just having a little fun.
Might actually have gone somewhere,
but you just made this really weird.
- Britt, I'm pretty sure he cream corned
in his pants already.
(body thuds)
- [Britt] Okay, for real, dude.
Cut the act and lose the mask,
you're actually creeping me out now.
(Candycorn Scarecrow grunts)
(sickle rasps) (girls screams)
(Candycorn Scarecrow laughs)
(flesh tearing and squelching)
(girl screams)
(Candycorn Scarecrow grumbles)
- Thank you.
- Can l say I'm really impressed
with this costume?
- Thank you, my inspiration comes from future me.
You know, first, Charlie, lowly, video store clerk,
but eventually, old, senile pizza delivery man.
(Michelle chuckles)
Who, who are you?
(Charlie gasps)
(Michelle and Charlie chuckles)
Well, l think Heather has me beat costume-wise.
- What about my costume?
It's supposed to be a bitchin' in 1040s
baseball babe with attitude
and nothing says attitude more than this here bat.
Besides, if any of the frat dudes
get a little too touchy, touchy with the sister see,
I'll break their kneecaps
with the peacemaker here.
(Heather spits)
- Ew, (chuckles) this is so fun,
this reminds me
of working at the roller ring.
Have you been there?
- Oh yeah, l remember seeing you there all the time
back when l used to skate,
when my legs worked.
- I'm, I'm, I'm so sorry,
l didn't mean it.
- I'm just messing around.
But l do remember seeing you there,
back when l would take my brother to skate.
But yeah, this seems like it's going
pretty great so far.
- Yeah, l mean, Heather and l are so excited for, you know,
Sam and Josh and...
- Yeah, Sam, he,
he really would've liked all this.
He was your boyfriend, right?
When all that happened? - No,
we were friends.
I mean, maybe, who knows?
Like in another life or,
or something, um.
Anyway, is it true you didn't
know who l was
when you saw me at the video store?
- l told you, l,
l didn't know at first.
I mean, l probably wouldn't have sent you
to check out a barn,
if l did, just saying. - Fair.
- Uh-oh, looks like a line's forming.
I better get back to it
before my boss starts cracking the whip.
(Michelle chuckles)
- [Michelle] Yeah, you should.
- l know, she scares me.
(Michelle chuckles)
(footsteps thud)
- [Charlie] Oh, well, well.
- Oh, here.
♪ Fire, let's go roll ♪
- Dude, we are killing it.
- [Michelle] Has the feed back been good?
- Uh, I'm not sure,
no one's come back around yet.
I think people are just headed over the hill
to the drive-in marathon,
but as far as ticket sales go,
we are raking in the dough.
(girls chuckle)
Oh, hi. - Thank you.
- Enjoy.
(eerie whispers)
- Gross, ugh. (walkie-talkie beeps)
Can someone come down here
and clean up the vomit off the floor,
in front of the dungeon?
Not it, this shit's everywhere.
- Uh, copy that, I'll send someone in shortly.
Did you hear that?
We just made someone puke.
(spurs clinking)
(girl gasps)
- Ah, you scared me, go ahead.
Hey, I thought they told you the rules outside
You don't touch us and we don't touch...
(fence clangs)
(woman screams)
(woman gurgles) (blood spurts)
(gentle eerie music)
(sheep bleats)
- [Lucas] Welcome to the slaughter house,
(metal clangs) l want your flesh
I'm the Boogeyman.
(Lucas cackles)
- Tori, babe, even for a couple of bucks,
this is pretty damn lame.
- (chuckles) Wait a second,
is that you Lucas?
- [Lucas] No, it's not Lucas.
- Yeah, Tori, that is definitely Lucas.
- Yeah. - No, l, I'm the Boogeyman.
(Lucas chuckles)
(Lucas grunts)
- That mask sucks
and, uh, did your mom
make the costume too, loser?
- You know my mom's in County.
I'm here doing charity work
for the sorority girls
around the corner,
I'm sleeping in the back for a week,
eating banana peels
and sucking on apple cores.
- Okay, okay, okay,
now, this dude looks badass. - Do me a favor, bud,
and put that Boogeyman
out of his misery.
- I'm the one in the costume busting my ass,
what do you want?
(vice clangs) (Tori cheers)
- [Man] Charity work my ass, kill him.
- Yeah, crank it.
(bones crunching) (vice squeaking)
(Boogeyman groans) (blood spatters)
Damn! (tense suspenseful music)
- Hey man, how the fuck do you do that?
(Boogeyman grumbles) (tense suspenseful music)
(hands slap) (man groans)
(bones crunching) (flesh squelching)
(Boogeyman groans) (man screams)
(body thuds) (shrill suspenseful music)
(Tori screams)
- No, no, no.
(Tori screams)
(Boogeyman groans) (knife rasps)
(blood splattering)
(shrill suspenseful music)
- Run you a little worm,
maybe next time you'll remember the safe word
and I'ma let you out.
Thanks for supporting the haunt, Becky!
(whip cracks)
- Now that's my type of girl.
What, are you gonna punish me?
- Maybe l should,
after the you pulled at the last haunt.
- Baby, you know, Lap Dance Larry
has got to get him some of those
♪ Night moves ♪
(sultry rock music)
(restraints rattle)
- That's right, stay in that chair, pig.
- Both of my girls?
You have got to be shitting me.
- [Jessica] Larry, Larry, you've been such a bad boy.
- Mm-hmm, yeah,
so bad, uh-huh.
- How much money you got?
- What are you offering?
- More than you can handle.
(money slaps)
(girls chuckle)
(controls click)
(upbeat rock music)
♪ Let's get it on ♪
♪ My self-control is gone ♪
♪ Black eyeliner and those eyebrows that you draw on ♪
♪ Long fingernails ♪
♪ Kinda wig with pink pig-tails ♪
♪ Watching you pulse ♪
♪ You got me flying of the walls ♪
♪ Our hearts are beating here ♪
♪ Smoke on the mirror ♪
♪ Backseat is always ready ♪
♪ Knock me through my dear ♪
♪ Too hot, too hot to handle ♪
♪ Come on, don't stop, stay with you ♪
♪ You're too hot, too hot to handle ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Too hot, too hot to handle ♪
♪ You can't change ♪
♪ You can't, you know you're too hot ♪
♪ You're too hot, too hot to handle, my god ♪
(upbeat rock music)
(vine whips)
(Jessica chokes and coughs)
Calm down, lover boy.
I haven't even gotten to the best part.
(Jessica coughs)
(bones snap)
(body thuds)
(slow eerie music)
(Larry screams)
(Tracy screams)
(Larry gags)
(flesh squelches) (bones crunching)
- Tracy (growls)! (deep suspenseful music)
(Tracy screams)
(Jessica yells and growls)
(Tracy grunts)
(ax pendulum thumps) (Jessica screams)
(deep suspenseful music)
(body thuds)
(Tracy panting)
(feet thud) (Tracy panting)
(tense eerie music)
(Hallowed Jack wretches)
(flesh sizzles)
(Tracy gurgles)
(tense eerie music)
- My name is Stanley Daniels,
but I'm sure
many of you know me more
as the father
of one of the missing children, Sam Daniels.
The truth is,
the real reason he left
that night was because
Ms. Barnhart called me
and asked me to have Sam
collect canned goods
on Halloween night
as his punishment
for a prank he played on her.
- Okay, settle down,
settle down, it's true.
I did ask Sam to do that,
in hopes of showing him
the consequences of his action.
- Why is this the first time we're
hearing about the truth?
(crowd jeering)
- [Sorority Sister] Hey,
does any one know where the full gas cans are?
The generator's almost empty.
(walkie-talkie beeps)
- Heather, where'd you put the gas cans?
- Oh shit, shit, shit, l completely forgot
with everything going on.
It's gonna be ruined without electricity.
- It's okay, I'll go get them.
Where did you put them?
- l left 'em in my car, but I'll grab them.
I got it. - No, it's okay,
I'll get them. - No, l got it, it's our haunt
and l dropped the ball.
There's a gas station 10 miles up the road,
just gimme 20 minutes,
I'll be right back.
(Michelle scoffs)
- ls everything all right?
- Yeah, it's fine.
It was just a little hiccup. - Eh.
Boo! (beer sloshes)
Oh my God, l, l, I'm so sorry,
it's just you said hiccup and then l did a hiccup thing
and then here we are, oh...
- Um, it's okay, it's all right.
Um, it gives me a,
a reason to change anyway.
- [Charlie] Yeah. - Anyway,
can you watch the table?
- [Charlie] Yeah, no problem.
(railroad bells dinging) (train wheels clacking)
- Where is everybody?
Oh, steam locomotion,
real scary, girls.
(Sheriff Cooper gasps)
(Sheriff Cooper screams)
(Sheriff Cooper gurgles)
(blood spurting)
(deep ominous music)
(Sheriff Cooper gurgles)
(deep ominous music)
- All right, roger that,
I'll be ready.
(Swine squeals)
ls that a pig?
(Swine grunts)
Come here, piggy.
Come on, come on little buddy.
Oh shit! (Swine squeals)
(blows thud)
(Swine squeals)
(Jen screams)
(flesh squelches)
- Look, we should let the kids have Halloween.
This is ridiculous
and you know it, Sarah.
Dr. Rock, l would like to hear what you have to say.
(footsteps thumping)
- Oh, Dr. Rock,
what would you like to say?
Or play, l suppose.
(Dr. Rock chuckles)
- Well, first and foremost,
l want to extend my condolences
to all the families who suffered
from this terrible tragedy.
The only people
who should be blamed for what happened
at Weary Falls
are the cult members themselves,
who committed these heinous acts.
Placing the blame anywhere else
or on any anyone else, is unacceptable.
I feel awful
that these kids
who went to a concert
that l promoted
have gone missing. (gentle eerie music)
And yes, you're right,
this is, this is my keytar.
Dr. Rock's touring days
are long gone,
but (scoffs) l still like to play music every now and then,
it brings me enjoyment.
Miss Barnhart, (soft eerie music)
Halloween is their instrument,
let them have their fun!
- [Crowd] Yeah!
(crowd cheering and applauding)
- Thank you. (walkie-talkie beeps)
- Hey guys, it's Dotty.
I found Jen's walkie, but no, Jen.
Also, l shit you not,
but there is a trick or treater
climbing out of the well.
Someone needs to go fix that
before we get fucking sued.
(walkie-talkie beeps)
- Yeah, this is Michelle,
I'll check it out.
(walkie-talkie beeps)
Can you cover again? - Sure thing.
Ah, 'ey, you might wanna
put something on since you're not in costume anymore.
- Oh, smart thinking, Lincoln.
I better take this too. ♪ I'm so high ♪
- In case there's peace-making to be done.
(Michelle chuckles) ♪ I'm so happy ♪
(laser whirs) (bats squeak)
- [Monstrous Voice] You will die!
- Welcome to Dr. Dinglegary's play...
Oh, it's you.
Where the hell have you been all night?
- Some of us have actual jobs, Dr. Dingleberry.
- Look, it was supposed to say Dinglegary.
I don't know which one of you took it upon yourselves
to make it say this.
(Dottie giggles)
- Now, where the hell is Tiff?
- l don't know,
she left like an hour ago to get candy.
- That is so annoying,
l can't find Jen either.
- Yeah, well that sounds like a you problem.
Here's your candy.
- You are a huge dick.
- Yeah, it is. - Ew.
(bats squeaking)
Sounds like we got some trick or treaters,
get in your spot, Dr. Dinglegary.
(curtain rasps) (Dottie sighs)
Come in, the doctor will see you now.
(Candycorn Scarecrow chuckles)
Oh my God,
is no one in their stations tonight?
At least l can practice on you guys before the
real trick or treaters get here.
(Dottie clears throat) (Candycorn Scarecrow chuckles)
Meet our mad doctor,
pay no attention to his one eye,
he's a little self-conscious.
Mwha-ha-ha (gasps).
(fast-paced eerie music)
(flesh squelches)
(Dottie screams)
(goblins growling)
(Dottie screams)
(flesh squelches)
(Dottie sobs and screams)
(flesh squelches)
(Dottie gurgles and gasps)
- Hello? (embers crackling)
Jen? (embers crackling)
Are you down here?
- Hey, psst. (embers crackling)
(bat clangs)
(Michelle screams) (blow thuds)
Ow, what the hell?
(gentle somber music)
God, first you kiss me,
then you punch me?
Ow. (gentle somber music)
(Michelle pants) (lips smack)
- Oh, how are you alive?
I, I missed you so much.
How, how, how did you get here?
- Listen, we don't have time for that right now.
There are things walking around out there
and it is not safe,
we need to hide.
- But this is haunted house
in Helen's Valley,
these are people from college, l...
- That's not possible, what do you mean?
Well, l sent you in a van hours ago to go find help.
- Sam, that was three years ago.
(gentle somber music)
Where's Josh? (gentle somber music)
(Sheriff Cooper snarls)
(tense ominous music)
(blow thuds) (bones crack)
(body thuds)
(Sheriff Cooper snarls)
(Sam grunts) (blow thuds)
(bones crunch)
(flesh squelches)
- What the hell is that?
(deep ominous music)
Who the hell did this?
- I've never seen it before,
it, it could have been anyone.
(plank clangs) (shrill ominous music)
(zombies snarl) (deep ominous music)
- Did you have a car?
(zombies snarling)
- The sheriff you killed had one.
He, he parked over at the drive-in.
(zombies snarling) (flesh squelching)
- [Sam] All right, we might need this.
(lighter clicks)
Ah, here we go, a pick-up.
(walkie-talkie beeps)
- Hello, Charlie, Charlie,
if you can hear me,
it's really dangerous down here.
Can you please make sure everybody exits
through the front?
I repeat, exit through the front.
- [Sam] Okay, we have to go, be quiet.
(walkie-talkie screeches)
- [Charlie] Hello, hello? - Run!
(zombie snarling) (deep suspenseful music)
(walkie-talkie squeaks) - [Charlie] Hello, Michelle?
You were breaking up,
l, l had to step aside to hear you.
What's going on?
(deep suspenseful music)
(zombies snarling) (deep suspenseful music)
(tense triumphant music)
(footsteps thumping)
(footsteps crunching)
- [Woman] Hello? (heavy rock music)
(cars honking)
(movie-goers yelling) (cars honking)
- l don't see a cop car anywhere.
- Just keep looking,
make your way to the concession stand, come on.
(zombies groaning) (heavy rock music)
- What the hell?
(zombies snarling) (heavy rock music)
(zombies snarling)
♪ Whoa, here they come ♪
♪ Like the night of the living dead ♪
♪ Just like the night ♪
♪ Of the living dead ♪
♪ Just like the night ♪
♪ Of the living dead ♪
♪ Just like the night of the living dead ♪
- There's the car,
give me the keys.
(zombies snarling) (car doors thud)
(police sirens wailing) We have to get back into town
and warn everybody what's going on.
Dispatch, dispatch, come in, over.
- l know we can find some important people.
Barnhart is having a
town hall meeting at the chapel
and of course she's putting the nail in the coffin
of all things Halloween
and she's using you and the other missing kids
as her reasoning.
- Of course, she is,
she told me she would.
(Sam pants)
- Sam, (heavy rock music)
where were you?
(Sam sighs)
- l don't think you'd believe me if l told you.
(Michelle chuckles)
- l just saw my sorority sisters
eating each other's brains out.
(scoffs) Of course, I'll believe you.
(Michelle scoffs)
(Sam sighs)
- We managed to stop the feeding and
in doing so, we,
we broke the golden rule.
We tricked the treat.
We got locked in the basement,
the building somehow went up in flames,
there was no way out except for this hole in the floor,
it looked like some kind of
well or something, l don't know, it just...
All l can remember is waking up.
I, I, I couldn't find Josh. I looked all over the place,
l never saw him again,
l couldn't even find a way out.
But l saw them,
they were there. (electricity zapping)
Fixed back up, pieced together.
That's why they're back,
they're back 'cause they wanna finish
what we started.
They, they're here for you,
they're here for me,
they're here for redemption.
- Sam, what's going on with your hand?
(Sam sighs) - It was the miner.
(flesh squelches) (Sam yells)
(blow thuds) (Sam grunts)
(deep eerie music)
(electricity zapping)
(deep eerie music) What the fuck?
- What, what's wrong?
- l don't know l...
(tense eerie music)
Shut the fuck up.
- Are you okay?
(police sirens wailing) - l don't know, l, uh,
(child screaming) (flesh squelching)
(child screaming)
Right here, over here, pull over here, pull over here.
- Hello, Michelle?
Hello (sighs)?
Anybody (sighs)?
Hello, is any-
(zombies snarling) (tense ominous music)
(flesh squelching) (zombies snarling)
- Stairs! (footsteps thudding)
- Okay, okay, we've talked about a lot tonight,
the important thing
is we get out
and shut down that barn party.
- Enough! (crowd jeers)
There's some real scary
shit out there
and you have been using what happened to me
and my friends
to fuel your
Halloween crusade for years.
But you don't know what happened
because you weren't there.
And you know what?
You will when those things start breaking down the door.
- What in tarnation is going on here?
- Sam?
You're alive! (indistinct chatter)
- Oh my, you're alive.
How is this possible?
- I'll explain everything later, Dad.
But you and everybody else,
you guys need to stay inside,
lock the doors,
the windows, (crowd shouting)
grab anything that you can
that can be used as a weapon.
- Calm down, everybody,
keep your mud flaps closed.
Come on, come on.
(glass shatters) (crowd screaming)
- [Man] What the hell was that?
- [Sarah] Oh my God, what was that?
- It's just a Halloween pumpkin head,
who's got some candy corn?
- Get away from that, don't touch it!
- [Woman] What is that?
(deep ominous music)
(Major gagging)
(eyes popping)
(flesh squelching) (blow thuds)
(deep ominous music)
(Michelle grunting) (blows thud)
(lights whooshing)
(goblin gurgles)
(explosion pops)
(crowd screaming) - Yeah,
he does that.
We're gonna need all the help we can get.
(crowd screaming)
What kind of tools do you have in that maintenance shed?
(crowd screaming)
(dogs bark)
- Forgive us, Father,
we're about to sin.
(chainsaw whines) (deep ominous music)
(zombies snarling) (deep ominous music)
(zombies snarling)
(Dr. Rock groans) (nails whizz)
(zombie snarls)
(blow thuds) (blood spurts)
(Dr. Rock grunting)
(nail gun popping) (nails whizzing)
- Oh yeah, oh yeah!
(blow thuds)
(zombie snarls) (Sarah screams)
(chainsaw whines)
(blows thud)
(explosion pops)
(tense ominous music)
- Oh, my, my, my.
(zombies snarling)
(nail gun popping)
(chainsaw whining)
(zombies snarling) (chainsaw wining)
(zombie snarling)
(Dr. Rock grunts) (blow thuds)
(zombies snarls) (blow thuds)
(men yelling) (zombie snarling)
(chainsaw whining)
(flesh squelching) (chainsaw whining)
(flesh squelching)
(tense ominous music)
(zombie snarls) (blow thuds)
(zombie snarls)
(tense ominous music) (blow thuds)
(zombie snarls) (blow thuds)
(tense ominous music)
(Dr. Rock grunts) (blow thuds)
(zombie snarls)
(Dr. Rock yells) (zombie gurgles)
(tense ominous music)
(Tony grunts and yells)
♪ Ah, what ♪
♪ l did that, uh, uh ♪
(Tony yells) (flesh squelches)
(zombie snarls) (Tony gurgles)
(tense ominous music) (chainsaw idles)
(tense ominous music)
(flesh squelches)
(man yelling)
(Tony snarls)
(Sarah screams) - Tony!
(chainsaw whining)
(Tony gasps)
That's rock and roll, baby.
(Dr. Rock screams)
(chainsaw whines)
(flesh squelching)
(chainsaw whining) (Sarah grunts)
(flesh squelches) (chainsaw whines)
- Just go inside, keep everybody safe.
(Sarah pants)
(tense eerie music)
(Sarah groans and grunts)
(doors thud) (zombies snarling)
(Sarah screams)
- [Michelle] Sam, (chuckles)
there's too many,
we have to go.
(zombies snarling)
- [Sam] Shit, we've gotta hide.
Get in the hardware store.
- We can't, it's locked.
- [Sam] Watch out, I've got this.
(zombies snarling)
(door rattles)
(Sam grunts) (door creeks)
(chain rattles)
- [Michelle] Do you think they saw us?
- Oh, God, l hope not, here.
(Sam grunts)
That might hold 'em.
(Michelle chuckles) The last thing we want
is to take 'em on all at once, trust me.
- They're coming. - [Sam] What?
- [Announcer] You're locally found
hardware in a wide selection.
(deep eerie music)
(door crashes) (tire iron clangs)
(shopper announcements)
- Okay, soon as they walk away, we make a run for the door.
- Okay. (electricity zapping)
- Shit. (electricity zapping)
Okay, new plan,
we go out this door. - [Michelle] Okay.
(electricity zapping)
- Fuck! (electricity zapping)
- [Announcer] We always
have the best prices
on favorite brands of power tools.
Ask one of our press members to help you,
to show you our amazing selection.
(deep suspenseful music)
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for all you're home improvement needs.
(board crashes) (Michelle screams)
(Sam groans)
(Michelle grunting)
(Sam groans)
(Michelle grunts)
(blow thuds) (heavy rock music)
(Sam grunts) (blow thuds)
(Sam grunts)
(ax whooshes)
(weapons clinks) (Sam grunts)
(blow thuds) (electricity zaps)
(flesh squelches)
(bat clangs) (electricity zaps)
(Michelle grunts) (blow thuds)
(electricity zaps)
(ax whooshes)
(Sam grunts)
(pipes rattle)
(heavy rock music)
(blow thuds)
(weapons clang) (Sam grunts)
(ladder rattles) (blows thuds)
(pick ax clangs)
(heavy rock music)
(Michelle grunts) (blows thud)
(Michelle whimpers)
(Michelle grunts) (peppers pray hisses)
- Does this look familiar, huh?
(tense ominous music)
(blows thuds) (shovel clangs)
(Sam chokes)
(blades rasp) (heavy rock music)
(blow thuds) (Sam groans)
(Michelle grunts) (blow thuds)
(metal clangs)
(vine whooshes)
(Candycorn Scarecrow grunts) (Michelle groans)
(heavy rock music)
(shelf clangs) (Sam grunts)
(Michelle grunts)
(head thumps) (liquid squelches)
(cabinet clangs)
(heavy rock music)
(tense ethereal music)
- [Michelle] Sam!
(Sam gasps) (tense ethereal music)
(shotgun rattles)
(electricity zaps)
(Michelle whistles)
(shotgun cocks)
(gunshot roars)
(shotgun cocks) (flames crackling)
(propane bottle clangs)
(explosion roars)
(gas sloshes)
(gas can clangs)
(generator rattles)
(woman screams)
(generator hums)
(alarm wails)
- [Announcer] Attention, Dave's Tool Shed shoppers,
the store will be closing
in 15 minutes.
Please, bring your final purchases
to the cash register.
We will open tomorrow
at 0:00 am.
Thank you for shopping with us
and have a nice day.
(tense ominous music)
(alarm wailing)
(shotgun clangs) (Michelle pants)
- We have to get those things
back into the well at the barn
because now that they're dead,
all the others should be heading back
and we can send them all back to hell together.
- Oh my God, heather's at the barn.
- [Sam] Heather who?
- Josh's sister, Heather,
she went to go get gas for the,
for the generators.
And l, l, totally forgot.
- Michelle, we need to go right now.
(blow thuds)
(deep ominous music)
- No, Sam, Sam, Sam.
- Michelle, Michelle, promise me you're gonna finish this.
- No, you're gonna go with me,
you're gonna help me, Sam.
You're gonna, you're gonna help me,
you have to help me.
Sam. (Sam panting)
- Michelle. - Yeah?
(gentle somber music)
- [Michelle] Oh, Sam. - Michelle.
(gentle somber music)
(Sam panting)
l, l love you.
(gentle somber music)
(Michelle sobs)
- l love you, too.
(gentle somber music)
(Michelle sobs)
(gentle somber music)
(Michelle sniffles and sobs)
(alarm wailing) (Michelle pants)
(police sirens wailing) (deep tense music)
(electricity zapping)
- Hello?
- [Charlie] Shh, they'll hear you.
- Charlie, what is going on?
- Get in here.
- No, seriously, where is everyone?
- l don't know,
l came inside to find Michelle
and l ended up getting chased through the haunt
by your sorority sisters.
And l don't know what's wrong with them,
but they attacked me
and l bashed him in the head with my brace and,
and there is something
big in here,
really big, flying around, following me through the barn.
- Charlie, there are birds and bats and owls
all over this place.
Wait, what did you do to the sorority sisters?
- No, no, no, it is some kind of creature.
I think everybody's dead
or, or undead,
or fucking something crazy, l don't know.
(Charlie gasps) (wings flapping)
(spurs clink) Don't move.
(shrill tense music)
(Heather grunts) (blows thud)
(police sirens wailing)
(upbeat techno music)
(blow thuds) (Charlie yells)
- [Heather] Hey! (metal clinks)
(Swine squeals)
(Heather groans) (blows thud)
(Screecher groans)
(Swine squeals) (Charlie yells)
(bottle shatters) (Swine squeals)
(blow thuds)
(deep tense music) (Screecher snarls)
(deep tense music)
(Swine squeals)
(blows thud) (Heather pants)
(blows thud) (Screecher screeches)
(blow thuds) (flesh squelches)
(Heather panting)
- [Michelle] Heather, are you okay?
(Heather panting)
- Charlie, are you okay or what...?
Wait, what are those, monsters?
- Those things?
Huh, nothing much,
just your average pig man
and weird-ass crow creature.
- [Heather] Where have you been?
- Sam's back. - What?
- Yeah, and everything,
everything his grandfather said that,
the, the legend, it's all true.
And it's Sam and l, we,
we killed them (Screecher gurgles)
and now we have to take that bag
and put it in the well and finish this.
- Did you say Sam's back?
- Yeah, he came from the well
with the monsters.
- It worked, it actually worked,
l can't believe it.
- You can't believe what worked?
- The knocking on the doors,
the saying "Trick or treats, Sam and Josh."
l, l just thought of Michelle was right
and they really did unleash
something in Weary,
there was a chance that maybe they were still
with those things, somewhere and that
maybe Sam and Josh would be released too.
- And l mean, the minute you found that barn
l, l knew that if it was real,
that if they came back on Halloween,
l wanted the chance
to end it. - Where's Josh?
(Heather sobs) (gentle somber music)
(electricity zapping) (material tears)
Where, where is Sam now?
(gentle somber music)
(Heather sobs) Michelle, l,
l didn't think it was really gonna work.
And even, even if it did,
l didn't think about the repercussions.
- l didn't either, at all.
Um, but l did build
booby traps in here so
we can get out.
So, let's just take the stuff,
put in the well
and just stay close to me,
and we'll get out of here.
(shrill tense music)
Run!
(monster growling)
(deep tense music)
(monster growls)
- What are we waiting for?
- Just the right
(monster chuckles)
moment. (pulley rattles)
(monster growls)
- [Heather] How do we kill this thing?
- l don't know, but it needs to go to the basement.
- [Charlie] Are you sure this net can hold the weight of a
super beast? - Shit.
Go! (tense ominous music)
No! (blow thuds)
(deep tense music)
- [Heather] What is it?
What are we looking for?
- Uh, there should be
a wire here.
I can't find it.
(monster chuckles)
(monster growls)
(deep tense music)
- Hey, over here!
(monster growls) (deep tense music)
- Hey, big guy.
It's me you want,
come on. (monster growls)
(deep tense music)
(darts whizzing)
(deep tense music)
(monster chuckles) (metal clangs)
(blow thuds)
(Michelle pants)
Okay, when l say ready,
hit the switch.
(monster chuckles) Three, two, one, now!
(glass shatters)
Now! (glass shatters)
Now! (switch clicks)
(glass shatters)
(monster growls) Go, go, go, run, go.
(deep tense music)
(monster growling)
(deep tense music)
(tapes clatter)
(jumpers rattle)
(door slams)
(monster growls)
(electricity zapping)
(monster groaning)
(slow ominous music)
- Michelle, there's nothing in here.
(door creaks)
- Sorry, Charlie,
(monster roars)
Jump, Heather. (deep tense music)
(door rattles)
(door bangs)
(club thuds)
(monster growls)
Come on, let's get him to the well.
(feet thud)
(monster snarls)
(deep tense music)
(monster chuckles)
(blow bangs) (monster screeches)
(monster growls)
(deep tense music)
(footstep thuds) (can clangs)
- Hey-o, long time, sis.
I got something for you, you three-headed bastard.
(liquid hisses)
(flesh sizzles)
(monster chuckles)
Who's got a light?
I could burn his ass.
(lighter clicks) (monster chuckles)
(heavy rock music)
(blow thuds)
(flames roaring)
(gentle somber music)
- Well, if it isn't the Christian cowboy himself.
Look who decided to show up at the last minute.
- [Josh] Hey.
- [Heather] l knew you were alive.
- [Josh] I'm back.
(Heather gasps)
- [Heather] What took you so long?
- Well, l had to wait 'til the end to save the day.
(Heather chuckles) (Josh exhales)
Let's get the fuck outta here.
- Yeah. (gentle somber music)
- [Josh] Steer clear there.
(gentle somber music)
(Michelle chuckles)
- It worked, your plan worked.
I'm just, I'm really happy.
- [Michelle] What do you mean?
- I'm just happy.
(Michelle chuckles)
(Michelle pants)
(eerie piano music)
(heavy rock music)
♪ lnto the night ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
♪ Whoa ♪
♪ In the night when I'm feeling loaded ♪
♪ I'm running wild through the city ♪
♪ And (indistinct) l know ♪
♪ What to do now ♪
♪ Until it seems so willingly ♪
♪ And lucified ♪
♪ In to the night ♪
♪ Over and over again ♪
♪ Into the night ♪
♪ Night ♪
♪ This time I'll break these chains ♪
♪ There's a thrill in the chase of the hunter ♪
♪ And for tonight, go on the loose ♪
♪ On the loose ♪
♪ Whatever you sell ♪
♪ Be assured l will take it ♪
♪ 'Cause l can't stand your tears ♪
♪ Your my disease ♪
♪ In to the night ♪
♪ Over and over again ♪
♪ Into the night ♪
♪ Night ♪
♪ This time I'll break these chains ♪
♪ Whoa ♪
(upbeat mellow music)
♪ l went down to a party ♪
♪ Down by the lake ♪
♪ A last Stone concert in the USA ♪
♪ Billed by a billionaire without a name ♪
♪ Everyone around says clearly ♪ (Swine grunts)
♪ Say you can't kill me ♪
♪ You can't kill me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm already dead ♪
(upbeat mellow music) (singers howling)
♪ The city got together ♪
♪ At the old town hall ♪
♪ l passed a resolution ♪
♪ To tear them all ♪
♪ They went to the castle ♪
♪ With torches in hand ♪
♪ They found an army of the dead ♪
♪ Singing with the band ♪
♪ You can't kill me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm already dead ♪
(upbeat mellow music)
♪ And if you ever get invited ♪
♪ To a party by the lake ♪
♪ You have to make a choice ♪
♪ Between the town and the slain ♪
♪ For town it gives you comfort, ♪
♪ Safety and sane ♪
♪ But the dead will keep you dancing ♪
♪ Forever and a day ♪
♪ You can't kill me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm already dead ♪
♪ I'm already dead ♪
(heavy metal music)
♪ Well, I've read the good book ♪
♪ l even taken up saints ♪
♪ Been chugging holy water ♪
♪ Shoving it up stakes ♪
♪ At night l hear them whisper ♪
♪ In my ear ♪
♪ Demonic incantations ♪
♪ Death in drawing near ♪
♪ When your gun fails ♪
♪ And the ashes fall ♪
♪ Will you ♪
♪ Tremble in fear ♪
♪ Or answer the call ♪
♪ Answer the call ♪
♪ Call of the void ♪
♪ Nefarious creation ♪
♪ A serpents kiss ♪
♪ Foul creatures, walking shadows ♪
♪ Through the abyss ♪
♪ And these visions haunt me nightly ♪
♪ What's left unsaid ♪
♪ I'm cursed to walk this wasteland ♪
♪ Come on now, die ♪
♪ When your gun fails ♪
♪ And the ashes fall ♪
♪ Will you ♪
♪ Tremble in fear ♪
♪ Or answer the call ♪
♪ Answer the call ♪
♪ Call of the void ♪
♪ You went looking for the devil ♪
♪ And are you looking for the devil ♪
♪ Well, you found me ♪
(heavy metal music)
♪ When your gun fails ♪
♪ And the ashes fall ♪
♪ Will you ♪
♪ Tremble in fear ♪
♪ Or answer the call ♪
♪ Answer the call ♪
♪ When your gun fails ♪
♪ And the ashes fall ♪
♪ Will you ♪
♪ Tremble in fear ♪
♪ Or answer the call ♪
♪ Call of the void ♪
(heavy rock music)
♪ You're looking for trouble ♪
♪ Hold on to the night ♪
♪ It fills up inside you ♪
♪ Be it that you rise ♪
(heavy rock music)
♪ Here on the dark side ♪
♪ We make our own stay ♪
♪ Regret and forgiveness ♪
♪ Fall victim to that ♪
♪ We won't go ♪
♪ Without a fight ♪
♪ Fear rising ♪
♪ Alive comes the night ♪
(heavy rock music)
♪ We won't go ♪
♪ Without a fight ♪
♪ Fear rising ♪
♪ Alive comes the night ♪
(heavy rock music)
(upbeat reggae music)
♪ It's not enough to try for them ♪
♪ It's not enough to cry for them ♪
♪ It's not ♪