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(COMPUTER BEEPS)
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(BUTTON CLICKS)
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MAN: (FAINTLY) Where?
Where did you see it?
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This way?
Did it go in here? In here?
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(DOOR OPENING)
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Ah, there it is.
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(DRAGON CHIRPS)
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(FOOTSTEPS)
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Who closes the door,
keeps the door.
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No... You can't do this.
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- No!
- (SUPERNATURAL BLAST)
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(FRENETIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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(BELLS CHIMING IN DISTANCE)
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MAN: What? No...
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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No, no...
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Oh, bloody alarm!
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(FRANTIC OPERATIC MUSIC)
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(MUSIC PAUSES)
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(SIGHS)
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(MUSIC RESUMES)
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(MUSIC PAUSES)
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No!
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(MUSIC RESUMES)
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Neville!
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(MUSIC PAUSES)
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Kidding me!
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- (MUSIC RESUMES)
- (TOASTER SPARKS)
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(TOASTER CRACKLES)
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(MAJESTIC OPERATIC MUSIC)
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MAN: Thank you.
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(SQUELCH!)
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What the...?
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Oh!
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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Sorry.
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(EXHALES)
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Sorry.
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Sorry, guys. Excuse me.
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Sorry. Hi. Is this
the line for applicants?
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- Join the queue.
- Oh, thank you.
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Excuse me. Sorry. Are you
here for the barista job?
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MAN: Paul? Paul Carpenter?
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It is you!
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(CHUCKLES) Thought
it wasn't you for a minute.
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Here's me calling out
to a stranger.
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(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
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Monty Smith-Gregg.
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Don't you dare tell me
you don't remember me.
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- Um...
- You don't? Or you do?
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I can't tell
with that funny face of yours.
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You always had
that look in class.
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I taught 18th-century Ethics
and History of Music.
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- At King's.
- Oh, I didn't go to King's.
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And other campuses.
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I had long hair and a beard.
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You used to
sit next to Neville.
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- Yes...
- Funny Neville.
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With his weak knees.
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Plus, I coached you
in football, Mr Forgetty!
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This is such a coincidence!
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You still got that shirt?
The one with the, uh...
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Oh, what did it say?
I should go.
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- How's your brother?
- I don't have a brother.
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Anyway, must dash. I have
an interview, just like you.
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Another coincidence!
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- Bye!
- Bye.
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Monty?
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Oh...
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(PHONES CHIMING AND CLICKING)
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Oh, great...
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- (DOG YAPS)
- Hey!
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Wait!
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(FRANTIC OPERATIC MUSIC)
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Stop! Stop that dog! Hey!
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(WHIMSICAL TINKLING MUSIC)
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(MUZAK PLAYING FAINTLY)
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Hello?
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(MUZAK, INDISTINCT SPEECH
ON TV)
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MAN: (ON TV) ..Central London organisation...
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(INDISTINCT SPEECH ON TV
CONTINUES)
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(EERIE MUSIC)
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MAN: (ON TV)
With world's best practice...
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(SPEECH ON TV CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY)
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Excuse me, but are you here
for the job interview?
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It says 'applicants'
on the door, but...
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...this is an odd place
for a job interview.
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I was actually supposed to
have an interview at a cafe,
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which is interesting... mildly.
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D-do you know
what they do here?
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Or what position...?
WOMAN: I'm sorry.
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Is there something I'm doing
to make you want to talk to me?
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- Pardon?
- I really need to focus.
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Sorry.
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Oh, of course. Yeah.
You should focus.
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Oh, you... you're watching.
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Maybe I...I should
just watch too.
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MAN (ON TV):
We've always been there...
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...and always will.
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Life at JW Wells
as a new recruit
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is never dull.
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On the contrary,
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the jobs can be demanding
and often confronting.
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We may not advertise
our services
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and shout our name
from the rooftops,
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but that is because
we do not need to.
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Our reputation is already
well established,
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which is why we can
hide in the shadows
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waiting for business
to come to us.
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Now you know a bit about
what we do here
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at JW Wells and Company,
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we hope you will join our team.
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(MUZAK ON TV CONTINUES)
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(WOMAN GIGGLING)
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No, you were... you were
outstanding, my dear.
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Mr Wells was very impressed.
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- We all were.
- That's a relief.
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He's a personal hero
of mine, you know.
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Yes.
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Oh, good luck!
Just have fun with it.
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(SOFTLY) These other interviews
are just formalities.
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The job is all but yours.
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(EXASPERATED SIGH)
Paul Carpenter!
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What...? M-me?
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How does he know my name?
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MAN: Chop-chop!
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(PLODDING MUSIC)
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So, what is it you do here?
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We do what we can.
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Right.
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- (HUSHED CHATTER)
- (DOOR OPENING)
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Mr Wells, ladies and gentlemen
of the board,
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this is Paul Carpenter.
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Well, I'm glad you found us.
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The side entrance
is a bit tricky, but...
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Apologies about the lobby
being renovated.
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It's all to align with the 'new
dawn' of our great company.
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You will be part
of that new dawn too.
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- I will be?
- Well, you could be.
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It all rather depends
on the next two minutes,
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wouldn't you say?
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- Right.
- Why don't you tell us
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something about yourself, Paul?
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Ah... there's not much to tell, really.
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I've got four GCSEs
and two A-Levels.
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I'm currently
between employment.
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Single.
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I live with a friend, Neville,
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who hasn't paid rent
for 2 months,
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but let's not hold
that against him,
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even though it means we'll be
evicted unless I get this job.
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Well, a job. It's highly
unlikely that I get this job.
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Especially if I keep talking.
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But I'd like it. Whatever it
is, it seems... interesting.
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Anyway, yeah, that's... me.
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And what makes you think you'd
be suited to this position?
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I dunno.
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Well, what made you apply?
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Uh, coincidence, really.
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Go on.
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Well, my alarm didn't go off.
My trousers had a stain.
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And my shoelace broke - twice.
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A dog stole my scarf.
The toaster blew up.
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I ran into someone
who taught me at university
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although I don't
remember him at all.
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And then I chased the dog,
and here I am.
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- Any hobbies?
- Pardon?
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What do you do
in your spare time?
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Well, all my time is spare...
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- ...really.
- Ah.
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But I used to paint
model soldiers.
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- WOMAN: Which period?
- Medieval.
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I also did those fantasy ones.
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- Trolls and goblins.
- Goblins?
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I tried Napoleonic,
but they were too fiddly.
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I see.
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I don't do that so much now.
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And what do you most admire
about the works of Chekhov?
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Ah... (EXHALES) I dunno.
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The way he says
"Course laid in, Captain"
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is pretty cool.
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But mostly he doesn't
get to do much.
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- (GROANS)
- Chekhov, the playwright.
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Star Trek.
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Any languages?
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Uh, French and German
at school, but...
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...I can't really remember
any of it now.
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(SPEAKS IN GERMAN)
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Sorry?
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Casimir is asking you about
your social life, pumpkin.
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(BANGS TABLE)
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Pardon?
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What are you looking at,
Mr Carpenter?
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Oh, sorry.
Uh, it's nothing. It's...
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You seem distracted.
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It's just the wallpaper.
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The cracks are a map of London.
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The Tube.
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And there's the M25.
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There's Hyde Park.
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As soon as you see it,
you can't unsee it.
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It's like one of those
Magic Eye things.
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Well, this has been a truly
forgettable experience.
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Shall I see you out,
Mr Carpenter?
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- That's OK... Sorry.
- Yes, I shall. Come on.
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Well, thanks for
meeting you all.
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Um, good to...
I mean, to meet you.
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MAN: We heard it. Thank you.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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(GROANS)
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You...
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Stay...
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Stay.
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- (DOOR CLOSES)
- Alright?
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Oh, dear.
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How is anyone supposed to
get a job in this town?
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You should just go abroad.
You know, be a man of letters.
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Paul Carpenter -
renaissance man.
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Renaissance men usually have
more than £5 to their name.
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Any ladies there?
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No.
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Liar. Spill.
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(THUMP!)
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PAUL: Neville?
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- Hmm?
- What's going on?
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Yeah, the couch is gone.
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Yes, I noticed that.
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I'm moving home.
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- What?! Like, right now?
- I'm sorry. I just...
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Just, do you ever feel like
you're not meant for
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this kind of, you know,
work, rent, bills, bus,
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Tube, bills, work, rent
kind of life?
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Yes, of course, we all do...
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I had this epiphany last night,
I thought, "Neville,
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"why are you being
a slave to the system?
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"You know, go home,
go back to university,
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"just... never leave again."
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PAUL: Right.
NEVILLE: And you know what?
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As soon as I said it,
I just felt... free.
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PAUL: Wow.
I'm really happy for you.
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But where does that leave me?
NEVILLE: We're all individuals.
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You are free to make
your own choices.
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PAUL: Ignoring the fact
I don't have a job
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and my parents
have moved to Florida.
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- I can't believe this!
- I know, I'll miss you too.
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No! How do I find someone
with zero notice?
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NEVILLE:
I'll pay for next week.
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- PAUL: You're two months behind.
- Maybe you'll get...
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(BREEZE BLOWING)
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"JW Wells and Co"?
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That's where my interview was.
258
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,480
But I didn't give them
this address.
259
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:24,640
"Dear Mr Carpenter,
260
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:28,120
"Thank you for your smashing
interview at 9:43am today.
261
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,520
"It was a real highlight and we
were unanimously impressed.
262
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,880
"We are therefore thrilled
263
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,960
"to offer you the position
of Paid Intern.
264
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,640
"It would be most agreeable
if you could make yourself
265
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:40,440
"available for work
from tomorrow, 9am sharp.
266
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,920
"Please enter through the main
entrance at 70 St Mary..."
267
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,440
Bloody hell.
268
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,480
I got a job!
269
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,400
You see?
All works out in the end.
270
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,960
I got a job!
271
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,040
(ALARM BLARES)
272
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,520
(DRAMATIC OPERATIC MUSIC
BUILDS)
273
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:19,560
(MAJESTIC OPERATIC MUSIC)
274
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,440
PAUL: Thank you.
275
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,720
(PHONES CHIMING AND BLEEPING)
276
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,120
(SOFT CHORAL MUSIC)
277
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,280
Mr Roden!
278
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,480
Referral, please.
279
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,720
Ew.
280
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,400
Suite 1409.
281
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,800
- (BELL BUZZES)
- (DOOR OPENS)
282
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,400
What's the matter?
Need help sitting?
283
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,880
Oh, I'm... I'm not...
284
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,800
Ah!
285
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,520
Hm?
286
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:06,000
Well, Rosie, what do we think
of the new lobby?
287
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,600
Oh, Mr Wells,
288
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,120
I was expecting to be pleased,
289
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,600
but this morning, when
I saw it for the first time,
290
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,920
my heart burst with
a new passion for my work.
291
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,880
I can't tell
if you're being serious.
292
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:21,160
I couldn't be more serious...
about the new lobby.
293
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,240
- Carpenter!
- Hi.
294
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,640
- Wearing a suit, I see.
- Mm.
295
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,160
Very nice.
Making an effort - tick.
296
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,480
Trying to be yourself -
bigger tick.
297
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,280
We're all a big happy family
here, aren't we, Rosie?
298
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,120
- Yes?
- One big happy family.
299
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:43,040
We're going to tear through
mountains together... Paul?
300
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,720
Paul. Ah, OK.
301
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,520
Well, I love
to tear... mountains.
302
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,160
(DOOR CREAKS AND CLOSES)
303
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,280
Paul Carpenter.
304
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,520
Last chance
to change your mind.
305
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,840
(INTERCOM WHINES)
306
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:07,960
Mr Tanner,
the new intern's here.
307
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,480
TANNER: (ON INTERCOM)
No, she's here already, Mum.
308
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,200
Uh, I mean 'Rosie'.
309
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,040
Well, they're coming in
thick and fast
310
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,680
'cause there's another one here
with a clueless look
311
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,200
on his face.
312
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,160
I don't suppose
you could fill me in
313
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,480
on what this company
actually does?
314
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,960
TANNER: (ANNOYED) Carpenter...
315
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,560
I was hoping that you'd died.
316
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,880
Well, follow me.
317
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,440
- Chop-chop!
- Dennis!
318
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,000
Shirt.
319
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,040
Oh, yes...
320
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,320
Come on. Hurry up! Come on!
321
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,440
For God's sake...
322
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,600
No, not that way...
323
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,680
(DENNIS MUTTERING)
324
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,160
Why is the...?
325
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:07,160
(EXASPERATED) Ah, all this was
meant to be done by Christmas!
326
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,960
By Christmas!
327
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:14,760
Now... interns report to me,
and me only. Is that clear?
328
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,120
OK. Yes.
329
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,280
"Yes, Mr Tanner."
330
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:22,440
Now, JW Wells
is a highly respected firm.
331
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,160
Oops!
332
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:28,280
And we expect nothing less than
excellence from our employees.
333
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,920
- Is that clear?
- Of course.
334
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,000
"Of course, Mr Tanner."
335
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,840
Now, in return,
you will be working
336
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,040
for the most innovative company
in history.
337
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,120
Hup!
338
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,120
Don't panic.
339
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,760
All clear, no harm done.
340
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,560
With me, boy.
341
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,640
(TELEPHONES RINGING,
BUSTLING CHATTER)
342
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,560
DENNIS: Now listen
very carefully,
343
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,520
'cause really
all you need to know,
344
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,960
for centuries,
our distinguished firm, JW...
345
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,560
Oh, thank you, thank you.
346
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,920
Our distinguished firm,
JW Wells,
347
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,640
has performed a plethora
348
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:12,200
of invaluable services
for our clients, including...
349
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,920
- (HUBBUB DROWNS OUT SPEECH)
- I didn't quite hear...
350
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,320
...temporal pausation
or advancement
351
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:21,480
and, of course, our signature
dish, which is coincidensation.
352
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:25,680
Now, we have never had
an unhappy client.
353
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,320
- Come on!
- (TYPEWRITERS CLACKING)
354
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,760
DENNIS: And we trust
it will remain that way.
355
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:35,200
If you decide to stay,
you arrive at 0900,
356
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,480
lunch is at 1300, tea 1500,
357
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,680
and pens down at 5 o'clock.
358
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,720
And I don't care how much
of a suckhole you are,
359
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:47,240
you never, ever stay
after hours.
360
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,480
- Is that clear?
- Yes.
361
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,720
- Mr Tanner.
- Thank you.
362
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,080
(TUBES SUCTIONING)
363
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,440
You look like the sort of chap
who owns a computer.
364
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,040
Do not bring it to work.
365
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,320
- Hurry along!
- (TUBES SUCTIONING)
366
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,520
They do not function
within these four walls,
367
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:10,080
and what is more,
they're common.
368
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,520
- Any questions?
- I just didn't quite hear...
369
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,280
No questions. Good.
370
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:19,120
You may be excited
about working here -
371
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,440
that would be a mistake.
372
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,320
You are the lowest of the low,
Mr Carpenter.
373
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,320
I can't think
of anything lower.
374
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,000
Even the tiniest mites
375
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,040
that inhabit this grotty carpet
upon which we walk
376
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,240
are more important than you.
377
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,800
And, like the mites,
378
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,840
the less you are seen,
the longer you will last.
379
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:41,920
Right.
380
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,520
"Right, Mr Tanner!"
381
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,600
Mr Tanner.
382
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,000
Now... you'll be sharing
383
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,200
with the other new blob
of insignificance
384
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,520
that arrived today.
385
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,600
Oh. What other blob?
386
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,440
This one.
387
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,800
Sophie Pettingel.
388
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,840
She managed
to get here on time.
389
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,840
Well, wait here. Maybe someone
will find you something to do.
390
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:08,440
Oh! Why don't you tell Sophie
about your last girlfriend?
391
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,360
Oh, that's right -
you've never had one.
392
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:16,120
(GUFFAWS WHEEZILY)
393
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:19,080
(SCOFFS)
That's not true, by the way.
394
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,080
I have had...
395
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,280
We never called each other
boyfriend and girlfriend...
396
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,080
The smell of coffee
makes me sick.
397
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,040
The what? Oh. Sorry.
398
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,200
Ah... Oh, that's hot. Very...
399
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,040
Ah...
400
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,680
(EXHALES)
401
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,040
Looks like
we're up for the same job.
402
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,520
Hm.
403
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,920
I'm pretty sure they've made
a mistake, actually.
404
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,160
All depends on what
they were looking for.
405
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,760
If it was inarticulate,
nervous gits
406
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,560
with little talent
or initiative,
407
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,640
they've struck gold.
408
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,840
With me... I mean.
409
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:28,440
Not you. You're obviously
talented and... not a git.
410
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,320
Do you have any idea
what they do here?
411
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,120
What was all those typists?
412
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,840
And the big map with the...?
413
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,400
There's a nice pub across
the street, which is good.
414
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,000
It's important, isn't it?
To have after-work drinks.
415
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Or hitting-target drinks.
Or sales drinks.
416
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,160
Or, like... drink drinks.
417
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,840
My dad used to go to the pub
after work every day.
418
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,240
So did my mum, actually.
'Debeef' drinks.
419
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,240
Debrief 'dinks'. Drinks.
420
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,200
Debrief drinks.
421
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,440
Did you work anywhere
before this job?
422
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,160
Um, what kind of question
is that?
423
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:11,800
Oh, uh, I was just wondering if
all office jobs are like this.
424
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,680
You know, you sort of sit
and wait to be told.
425
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:19,320
Or maybe you could fill me in
on some work practices.
426
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,040
You know, like when to...
427
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,600
Go to the pub?
428
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,280
What? No.
429
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,120
Um... unless you want to.
430
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:28,800
But-but not in an
inappropriate way, of course.
431
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,840
If there's a way
to do it... if...
432
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,680
'Cause, I mean, I can't, and
don't want to, by the way, ask.
433
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,720
And neither do you
want to be asked,
434
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,000
or ask me, which is good.
435
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,480
We've got apps for that.
436
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,000
And I'm certainly not gonna
look for you on my app.
437
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,800
- I think you should stop now.
- Yeah, I think you're right.
438
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,360
(YELPS)
SOPHIE: What?!
439
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,440
Shh.
440
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,640
(TROLLEY RATTLING)
441
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,720
(PAUL GASPS)
442
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,920
Did she try and kiss you?
443
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,320
- No.
- No.
444
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,720
Oh. Shame.
445
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,840
Did you see a baby dragon?
446
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,320
Job for you.
447
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,080
You are to go through
these maps
448
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,520
and circle any sites
containing bauxite.
449
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,920
- Got it?
- And what about me?
450
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,000
You help him.
451
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:39,000
Oh. Look at you.
452
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,160
You're all red in the face.
453
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,560
First days,
they're always hard.
454
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:48,400
But I'm here - hm? -
if you need a true friend.
455
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,800
(SNIFFS)
456
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,440
Mm.
457
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,920
Anyway, good luck.
458
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,760
So... bauxite is...?
459
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:06,720
It's a mineral.
460
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,400
They make aluminium
out of it. Listen, Peter.
461
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,320
- Paul.
- Don't take this the wrong way
462
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,720
but I'm not interested in beers
after work
463
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,160
or, "Hi, everyone, this is
my mate Peter from work."
464
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,200
- Paul.
- I'm part of a fast-track
465
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,840
program to
upper level management,
466
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,120
so we won't be sharing this
pokey little hole for long.
467
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:24,320
But while we are,
do you mind if we just...?
468
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,600
(RAPS DESK)
469
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,200
Yep. Sure.
470
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:32,600
Yeah. I was just...
checking about the bauxite.
471
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:42,280
(JAUNTY HARMONIC MUSIC)
472
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,880
(BELLS CHIMING)
473
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,000
Well, that was rewarding.
474
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,200
Didn't spot any bauxite,
did you?
475
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,920
SOPHIE: Coming?
476
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,160
So, what we thinking for lunch?
477
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,720
I could murder a pie.
478
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,560
Oh, I'm a bit of
a pie-murderer myself.
479
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,160
Actually, I might
just grab a coffee.
480
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,000
I thought you
didn't like coffee.
481
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,640
Why did I say that?
I hate coffee.
482
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,560
Sophie Pettingel!
I have a quick job for you.
483
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,440
You can come too if you like,
but don't do anything.
484
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,560
PAUL: I don't suppose
you could fill us in
485
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,640
on what this company
actually does?
486
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,040
This should be very simple. Ah.
487
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,840
That woman is Delia Bryson.
488
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,080
She happens to be sitting...
489
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,320
(HUFFS) Spelling is awful.
490
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:24,640
Right. Well, this seems to be
a little more complicated.
491
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,480
Delia is reading Atonement
by Ian McEwan.
492
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,120
Sophie, I'll need you
to watch her
493
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,240
and signal me
when she gets to the part
494
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,000
where Cecilia
jumps into the fountain.
495
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,960
- The what?
- I'll be on the other side.
496
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,280
Wait. You want me
to read over her shoulder?
497
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,440
Of course not.
That would be rude.
498
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,520
Just watch her from in there.
499
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,200
How are we supposed to know
what she's reading?
500
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,160
This is ridiculous.
501
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,720
(WHISPERED VOCALISING)
502
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,360
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
503
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,320
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC SWELLS)
504
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,280
(MAN GRUNTS)
505
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,200
- (WATER SPLASHING)
- (DELIA GASPS)
506
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,400
Oh, my goodness!
507
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,720
Are you alright?
MAN: Yeah.
508
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,240
- Here.
- Oh.
509
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,160
- Oh... (CHUCKLES)
- Oh, thank you so much.
510
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,000
DELIA: Such a bizarre coincidence...
511
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,960
Very well done, Sophie.
512
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,680
His parents
paid a fortune for that.
513
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,800
Those two will think
it was meant to be
514
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,480
and hopefully tell the story
to their grandchildren.
515
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,360
But... so Sophie read her mind?
516
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,440
Sophie is a Seer.
A very rare breed.
517
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,880
That's why she's
in our fast-track program
518
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,960
and you, Paul, are not.
519
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,480
I suppose you'd call us
practical metaphysicians
520
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,840
or paranatural engineers.
521
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,160
In my department,
we hijack a client's instincts
522
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,920
or gut feeling
just long enough
523
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,240
to influence
a correct decision.
524
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,320
Sophie, I have
more clients for you.
525
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,440
Paul, you can go back to...
526
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,240
...whatever it was
you were doing.
527
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,760
- Maps.
- Fast-track.
528
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:47,640
(TRAFFIC BUZZING,
SIREN BLARING IN DISTANCE)
529
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,520
Bauxite...
530
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,600
Brilliant.
531
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,920
(LOW ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
532
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:35,120
(LOW ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
533
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:48,200
(LOW ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
534
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:51,880
Carpenter!
535
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,720
You focus your eyes
on a point in the distance,
536
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,160
like you're looking
at the horizon.
537
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,640
Yep.
538
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:06,200
Now lift your hand
just off the map
539
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,840
so you can still feel it
540
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,680
but you're not actually
touching it.
541
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:20,440
(BARELY AUDIBLE
ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
542
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,480
Yep.
543
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,320
(ELECTRONIC PULSING)
WELLS: Yeah. Mm-hm.
544
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,880
Yeah, it's building.
545
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,640
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
- (WELLS EXCLAIMS)
546
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,640
That's the Quiver Point.
547
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,720
Come with me.
548
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,840
Countess took you on a mission?
549
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,240
Yes. Well, I didn't really
do anything, but...
550
00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:48,400
Is that what you do here?
Make people fall in love?
551
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,960
Yeah, fall in love, divorce,
discover gravity, move cities,
552
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:55,000
invent combustion engines,
try a new cafe...
553
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,520
Careful with those!
554
00:34:56,520 --> 00:35:00,960
We control their gut instincts.
If only for a few seconds.
555
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,240
But why?
556
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,360
Yes, exactly!
557
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,200
No credit.
Not nearly enough money.
558
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,800
Never any gratitude.
559
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,360
Why waste our precious time
helping ungrateful sods
560
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,480
who are just
going to die anyway?
561
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,240
(DOOR CLOSES)
562
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,400
(FOOTSTEPS)
563
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,600
We're on the brink, Paul.
564
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,800
On the edge of history.
565
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:45,320
We were just about to launch
Operation Fine Print -
566
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,400
the most audacious
influence campaign
567
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,320
ever undertaken -
568
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,200
when we hit a bit of a snag.
569
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:58,200
And now only you, Paul,
can put us back on track.
570
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,440
- Me?
- (CHUCKLES) Yeah, well...
571
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,760
Yeah, but you have
a unique talent.
572
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,160
You're more than
just a Diviner.
573
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,440
I'm a... Diviner?
574
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:12,480
Your parents must be
so proud of you.
575
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:16,080
DENNIS: His parents? They're
barely even aware he's alive.
576
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,600
When he was six, his father
lost him at a funfair.
577
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,240
Took him 22 minutes to realise.
578
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,960
Their house
was hardly ever clean
579
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,240
because his mother
spent most of her time
580
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:28,600
having three affairs.
581
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,280
Dad had no idea.
582
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,840
Who was the third affair?
583
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,920
We don't get to choose
our parents.
584
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,640
Dennis's father looked
like a squashed toad.
585
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,840
My father was
a controlling egomaniac.
586
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,600
You know, he presented
as a warm and gentle leader,
587
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,000
but behind the scenes,
he was evil.
588
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,640
When I was 12,
589
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,720
he sat me down,
put a pen in my hand
590
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,280
and made me write a contract.
591
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:57,960
"I, Humphrey Wells,
promise very hard
592
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,480
"never to betray my father.
593
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,400
"And if I do,
my soul will be his."
594
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,920
He kept that contract.
Never let it out of his sight.
595
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,720
It imprisoned me,
kept me silent,
596
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:13,800
forced me to be
the obedient, dutiful son.
597
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:17,760
It was his insurance policy
against me.
598
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:21,440
What kind of father needs an
insurance against his own son?!
599
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,680
We're very similar, you and I.
600
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:30,960
You think?
601
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,560
Mmm.
602
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:36,000
Undervalued. Underestimated.
603
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,280
(BLOWS NOSE)
604
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,920
I suppose, maybe, in that way.
605
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,800
Can I trust you,
606
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:49,640
Paul Carpenter of 57
Wrigglesworth Street, Nunhead?
607
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,240
Um...
608
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,760
...I mean, I'm number 59,
609
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,240
but, yes,
I think you can trust me, yes.
610
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:01,320
I've lost something.
611
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,440
Something not only dear to me,
612
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,400
but immeasurably valuable.
613
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:11,480
Oh. That's no good.
Where did you last see it?
614
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,120
Well, that's irrelevant.
615
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,760
It's not a watch or a wallet.
616
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,320
It's one of the most powerful
and coveted items
617
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,840
ever to exist.
618
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,480
Oh. Right. Gosh.
619
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,800
The trouble is, it has
the ability to disguise itself.
620
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,760
Like an octopus.
621
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,520
It is not like an octopus.
622
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,120
(WHISPERS) Do you think
we have the right man here?
623
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,840
(MUTTERS)
624
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,600
I need you to find it, Paul.
625
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,040
It's somewhere in this
building. I know that.
626
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,560
But it will refuse to be found,
627
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,960
so you will have to pretend
that you're not looking for it.
628
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,080
Pretend I'm not looking for it.
629
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:55,080
Yeah, I put all my trust
in you.
630
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,600
Because the thing...
631
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,840
...the thing that I want
you to find... that thing...
632
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,320
It's a door.
633
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,640
Yes, thank you, Dennis.
634
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,640
It's a door. A portable door,
to be specific.
635
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,720
Portable...
636
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,840
You're not to share this
with anyone.
637
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,600
- Even your blossoming romance.
- Oh, we're definitely not...
638
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,440
You must find it. It's crucial
for Operation Fine Print
639
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,640
and the new dawn
of the company.
640
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,360
Would you say everything
hinges on his success?
641
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:29,160
Yes, I would say everything
hinges on... his success.
642
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,240
Hm?
643
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,360
Find my door.
644
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,160
- OK.
- Good man.
645
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,240
How?
646
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,600
You have the gift.
647
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,160
Fate has brought us together.
648
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,640
This is your time to shine!
649
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,800
So... go shine.
650
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,280
And, Paul...
651
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,480
(BOTH SHUSHING)
652
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,280
(ENTRANCING MUSIC)
653
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,520
Just find the door. Easy.
654
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:21,480
Here, door! Come on, door!
655
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,960
Are you looking for something?
656
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,560
No.
657
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,880
You look like
you're looking for something.
658
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,040
Don't think so. No.
659
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:44,080
Not very sure of yourself,
are you?
660
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,360
Do you remember who I am?
661
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,880
Blank.
662
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,920
I'm Nienke Van Spee,
663
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,120
ASTP, KMCC.
664
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,160
- Paul.
- ASTP stands for
665
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:59,760
'Associate of the Society of
Thaumaturgical Practitioners'.
666
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:03,080
- Right.
- Say that with a lisp.
667
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,160
- (LAUGHS)
- (LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
668
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,120
And KMCC
669
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,000
stands for 'Keeper of the
Magician's Code of Conduct'.
670
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,320
Which means you come to me
671
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,520
if you hear of
any illegal use of magic.
672
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,760
Have you? Heard of any?
673
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,120
How are you enjoying
the new job?
674
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,720
Oh, Sophie's a delight.
675
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,840
If you were
to buy her a present,
676
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,920
I would suggest
a small woollen scarf
677
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,240
or a good-quality torch.
678
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:27,800
And under no circumstances
679
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,200
should you kiss her
after eating licorice.
680
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,920
- Oh, we're not...
- She hates the stuff.
681
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,120
How are you finding Mr Wells?
682
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,480
He's a wonderful boss. Honest.
683
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,880
Eyes down here, pumpkin.
684
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,240
What you see is what you get
with Mr Wells.
685
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:50,880
No, there's... there's not
a thing I worry about
686
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,680
with Humphrey at the helm.
687
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,800
What are you looking at,
potato face?
688
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:56,760
Sorry.
689
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,960
Are you working
with him closely?
690
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,240
Not really. No.
691
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:05,400
Well, I hope
you get that chance.
692
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,880
He seems to really like you.
693
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,320
Which is bewildering to us all.
694
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,600
Bit of a turnip, aren't you?
695
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,400
You certainly didn't
get my vote.
696
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,160
Anyhoo, must toot.
697
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,080
Maybe you'll prove me wrong!
698
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,480
(BELLS CHIMING)
699
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,760
NIENKE: It's five o'clock!
Go home, Paul!
700
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,760
(DOOR CREAKING)
701
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,880
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
702
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,840
(HOUSE CREAKING SOFTLY)
703
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,760
- (RAPID WHOOSHING)
- (YELPS)
704
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,280
Don't panic. It's just a dream.
705
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,080
- Who are you?
- I'm Casimir Suslowicz.
706
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,800
What are you doing
in my bedroom?
707
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,560
This is not your bedroom.
This is a dream of your bedroom
708
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,200
- that I am in.
- Why? How?
709
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:43,000
It's what I do. I find it's the
best way to get to the truth.
710
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,160
Truth?
711
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,000
Because we've all
been wondering
712
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,680
why Mr Wells hired you.
713
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,760
I can find bauxite on a map.
714
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,000
- Are you...?
- Waiting for the truth? Yes.
715
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,160
This company got out of bauxite
107 years ago.
716
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,480
Why did he hire you?
717
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,600
I don't know what to tell you. Honestly.
718
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,760
I...I think he just saw
some real potential in me
719
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,600
- and he... he...
- (WHOOSHING)
720
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,320
W...
721
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,600
(PAUL GASPS)
722
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,920
What's wrong, Paul?
Foot hurting?
723
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,720
- (SHRIEKS)
- Why were you hired, Paul?
724
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:28,800
Not sure you can hear me.
725
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,200
(VOICE BOOMING) Can you
hear me now?
726
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,880
Why did he hire you?
727
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,120
(PANTS, GROANS)
728
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,280
- I can't say!
- I can do worse, Paul.
729
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,760
I can do a lot worse
now that I'm in here.
730
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,120
But it's just a dream, right?
731
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,040
(MOCKING) Oh, yes,
it's just a dream!
732
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,600
But things have real-world
consequences, Paul.
733
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,760
I could make you strip off,
734
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,160
go for a little sleepwalk outside.
735
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,560
You wouldn't!
736
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,440
I can make a little bit
of wee come out.
737
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,040
Quite a bit, actually.
738
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,200
OK! Alright!
739
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,840
(MUFFLED) He wants me to find
the portable door!
740
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,920
(WHOOSHING)
741
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,080
So...
742
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:07,080
...Humphrey has lost
his portable door.
743
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,000
I don't know what it does.
744
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,880
I mean, why does he
want it so badly?
745
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,320
You know the saying
746
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,160
"There is only one way
to the Bank of the Dead"?
747
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:20,240
No, actually. W-what's the one
way to the Bank of the Dead?
748
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:21,560
Dying.
749
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:25,120
Well, it turns out
that's not entirely true.
750
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,880
There is another way.
751
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,960
(GASPS)
752
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,240
Bank of the what?
753
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,480
- (PHONE CHIMES)
- You're still dreaming.
754
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,560
Agh!
755
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,040
(PHONES CHIMING AND CLICKING)
756
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,520
(ROSIE CHATTERING AND LAUGHING)
757
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,040
I could just eat you up.
758
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:58,920
(CHUCKLES, KISSES)
759
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,000
Oh...
760
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,960
(SOPHIE CLEARS THROAT)
761
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,640
I love office supplies.
762
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,040
I always wanted
to be a Coincidator.
763
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,520
Is that what I am?
764
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,680
(COLDLY) "Is that what I am?"
765
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,360
- (INTERCOM BEEPS)
- She's here.
766
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:30,160
Right. Just pretend
you're not looking for it.
767
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:36,760
(FAINT CREAKING)
768
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,960
(DOOR CLOSES)
769
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:13,320
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
770
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,640
(LOW ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
771
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:30,120
(FAINT ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
772
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,560
(FAINT ELECTRONIC PULSING)
773
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:44,640
(ELECTRONIC PULSING
INTENSIFIES)
774
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,080
(LOW ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
775
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:57,480
(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
776
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,200
"Goblins only."
777
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,840
- (DOOR OPENS)
- (GASPS)
778
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:44,240
DENNIS: Did I give you
permission to be down here?
779
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,160
(HURRIED FOOTSTEPS)
780
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:51,280
Let me think. Did I give you
permission to be down here?
781
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,920
No, I did not!
782
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,560
Sorry, Mr Tanner. I...
783
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,240
I thought it might be
a good place to look for the...
784
00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:58,600
...you know.
785
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,000
(WHISPERS) The what?
786
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,720
(WHISPERS) Portable door.
787
00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:03,600
The portable door.
788
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:07,040
Rather a big project
for an intern.
789
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,000
How's it going, by the way?
790
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,120
Um... I think I'll be OK.
791
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,480
If I were you, Carpenter,
792
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,160
I would just give up now
793
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:20,400
because when you fail -
and undoubtedly you will -
794
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:25,240
there are no words to describe
what Mr Wells will do to you.
795
00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:26,800
Oh, here's one.
796
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,440
Gut.
797
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:31,040
Another. Impale.
798
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,000
Marinate.
Oh, they're coming now.
799
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Yes. Fry, poach...
800
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,720
- OK. Thanks.
- Peel, roast...
801
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:39,840
- I think I get the...
- Disembowel!
802
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:51,040
(MENACING MUSIC)
803
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,560
(CONTAINERS CLATTERING)
DENNIS: Get...!
804
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,600
I know this is probably
a stupid question,
805
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,520
but who's down there?
806
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:05,880
Goblins.
807
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:07,840
We've worked with them
for centuries.
808
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,040
They follow humans.
They watch you at night.
809
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,640
Steal from you.
Sabotage your day.
810
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:13,840
They're basically obsessed.
811
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:18,040
And we use that obsession
to arrange coincidences.
812
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:21,800
Ask the dry cleaner
813
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,040
if you can stick this poster
on their wall.
814
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:27,320
Her long-lost cousin
will come by in a few days.
815
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,720
SOPHIE: Excuse me. Hi.
816
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:34,600
Would I be able
to put this poster up?
817
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,640
- My friend lost her dog.
- Course, love.
818
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,400
SOPHIE: Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.
819
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,760
Alright, you have a lovely day, yeah?
820
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,840
You too, bye.
821
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:12,120
I'm sure you've noticed. This
company is at war with itself.
822
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:17,120
Ever since John Wells
mysteriously - suspiciously -
823
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:18,800
disappeared,
824
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,760
things have changed.
825
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:25,040
It was the same day Dennis's
father, Arthur, disappeared.
826
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,280
Those two sons
are up to something,
827
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,600
and it's not just renovations.
828
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,600
We're not sure what or when,
829
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:39,320
we're not even sure why
he hired your scruffy friend,
830
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,000
but it's connected somehow.
831
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,680
I don't think he knows
why he's been hired.
832
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:50,280
I mean...
he's quite nice, but...
833
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:53,160
...I can't really tell
when he...
834
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,680
You're a jumble of a human,
aren't you?
835
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,160
You're very good
at reading people.
836
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,680
You could be a great Seer.
837
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,160
But you don't seem
to make sense inside.
838
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:13,520
It's like you have two
instincts fighting each other.
839
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,600
Is there something
I should know?
840
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,160
I am...
841
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,240
I don't think...
842
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,560
I guess I'm just...
843
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,400
...as you say... a jumble.
844
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,040
SOPHIE: I don't know
what's happening to me.
845
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,840
I'm listening to jazz,
drinking coffee, which I hate.
846
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:41,080
I'm suddenly loving balloons.
847
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,080
I just don't know
who I am anymore.
848
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,520
DENNIS: That's fascinating.
Am I supposed to care?
849
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,200
SOPHIE: I want
to change my mind.
850
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,280
DENNIS: Well, too bad because
you signed the contract!
851
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,880
PAUL: Everything OK?
852
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,160
What?
853
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:56,800
It's 4:53.
854
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,040
Seven minutes
to leave the building!
855
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,120
I'm fine.
856
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:06,680
Coming?
857
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,760
Yep.
858
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:13,080
Sounded like a heated chat.
With Tanner?
859
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:16,120
Ugh, it was just a disagreement
about my employment contract.
860
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:19,200
- You're not leaving, are you?
- Starting to think I should.
861
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,520
That'd be awful. And sad.
862
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:22,600
Why?
863
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,240
(WHISPERS) 'Cause who
would protect you from...?
864
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:26,920
Exactly.
865
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,400
Just be glad
you're not a stapler.
866
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:37,160
I suddenly... really...
867
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:40,600
...in my heart...
868
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:43,800
...need...
869
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,480
...liquorice.
870
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,280
You hate liquorice, don't you?
871
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,000
Yes, I did. But now I love it.
872
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,560
Mmm!
873
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,440
(WITH MOUTH FULL)
Mmm, it's so, um... liquorice-y.
874
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:03,280
(CHUCKLES)
875
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:09,840
(GAGS)
876
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,440
(COUGHS, RETCHES)
877
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:14,640
(COUGHS)
878
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,520
- Do you want to get a drink?
- Yes, please. (GAGS)
879
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,920
(MOODY SWING MUSIC PLAYING)
880
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,560
I don't know why I ate that.
How can anyone eat that?
881
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,200
I actually don't mind liquorice.
882
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:33,000
Yes, but you dress like
a 12-year-old accountant.
883
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,600
Really?
884
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,680
Sorry.
885
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:42,160
Listen... is everything OK?
886
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,040
Yep.
887
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:45,960
Fine.
888
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,600
I guess I just thought...
889
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,240
You'd be CEO by now.
890
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:54,040
Ha. Yes.
891
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:57,480
I don't know, I'm grateful
for the fast track
892
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:59,400
and the Countess, but...
893
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,720
...what if the downside
isn't worth it?
894
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:04,360
Well, what's the downside?
895
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:05,920
Being miserable all the time?
896
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,720
I'm not miserable.
I'm ambitious.
897
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:10,400
You wouldn't get it, Paul.
898
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,280
You know, you're happy looking
at maps all day
899
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:15,000
and you don't need more.
I just, I wish I was...
900
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:22,080
Oh... my...God.
901
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,080
You are doing more.
902
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,040
- What?
- What you doing?
903
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,800
What? Nothing.
I can't say. It's... Nothing.
904
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:35,400
Mr Wells has me on a
special task. But I can't say.
905
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,760
It seems pretty important
to him, though.
906
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,560
'Cause I'm the only one who...
907
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:42,440
- You're the only one who what?
- I can't say.
908
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,600
OK.
909
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:49,240
Well, just so you know,
be careful.
910
00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:50,360
Of what?
911
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,080
Of him. Humphrey.
He's not normal.
912
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:56,760
Oh, and Countess is just
your average office manager.
913
00:55:56,760 --> 00:56:00,160
He's not gonna want something
for nothing, Paul.
914
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:03,080
Seriously, what's with all
the hating on Humphrey Wells?
915
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,360
He doesn't push
innocent people into fountains.
916
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,840
You're so naive.
We know there's more to this
917
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,080
- New Dawn than renovations.
- Who's 'we'?
918
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,520
Plus, Countess thinks he
disappeared his father.
919
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,560
- Well, where's John Wells?
- I dunno.
920
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:17,120
- Retired.
- Huh.
921
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,160
Just...
922
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,560
...consider yourself warned.
923
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,840
Maybe you're jealous.
924
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:29,400
Maybe you can't handle the fact
925
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:31,160
that the CEO loves me
and not you.
926
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:32,920
Have you always been
this arrogant?
927
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,720
Maybe I'm on
a super fast track.
928
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:35,880
A super fast track?
929
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,840
You're on a regular fast track.
The truth is hard to hear.
930
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:41,080
Believe me, you are not.
You fell into this job.
931
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,440
You weren't plucked from
obscurity by the CEO
932
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:46,440
because they can't find any
other middling-intelligent,
933
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:49,360
slightly good-looking English
boys in the city of London.
934
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,520
If the CEO is asking you
to find something,
935
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,600
it's because they don't know
what else to do with you.
936
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:01,640
(MOODY SWING MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)
937
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:13,400
OK. Well, this was fun.
938
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,480
- Let's do it again.
- Yep.
939
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:29,160
(DOOR OPENS)
940
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:32,960
(ROSIE CHORTLES)
941
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,720
Here he is.
942
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,800
The date from hell?
943
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,120
What?
944
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,360
"Let's go for a drink
and yell at each other."
945
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:43,600
- Whoa, hang on...
- Not cool, Romeo!
946
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,680
(WHISPERS) Not cool.
947
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,360
Paul! Casimir Suslowicz.
948
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:54,680
We met at your interview.
949
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,680
Well, hope you're adjusting.
950
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,600
Must dash.
951
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:07,320
PAUL: Right.
Today's the day, Paul.
952
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,480
MONTY: Today is what day?
953
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,800
- I know you.
- I look like a lot of people.
954
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,320
Monty. We met
before my interview.
955
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,720
Who knows? Anyway,
turn around and go back up.
956
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,520
- I was just gonna look down...
- Well, you can't.
957
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:24,640
- Why not?
- I don't have those details.
958
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:27,400
All I've been told is "Don't
let anyone in the basement."
959
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,040
But there's just an old closet
down there.
960
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:31,520
- That's what I said - closet.
- You said basement.
961
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:34,480
- No, no, I said closet.
- You definitely said basement.
962
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:39,560
(WHISPERS) Please don't tell
Mr Tanner I said that.
963
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:40,480
Why not?
964
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,640
He's very creative
with his punishment.
965
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:45,760
You didn't teach me
History of Music
966
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,120
or coach football, did you?
967
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,240
No.
968
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:52,760
You were trying to make me
miss my interview.
969
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,120
Yes. As instructed.
970
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:01,160
I won't tell Mr Tanner
you said basement.
971
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:03,320
Oh, that's very decent of you.
972
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,400
If you let me go down there.
973
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,280
(ELECTRONIC PULSING)
974
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:36,320
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
975
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:53,360
(UNEARTHLY RUMBLING)
976
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:07,480
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES)
977
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:25,760
(MOUSE SQUEAKS)
978
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:58,040
(MONKEY CACKLES)
979
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:22,040
(KRAKEN GRUNTS QUIZZICALLY)
980
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:35,280
(MUSIC STOPS)
981
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:51,720
- (LOW ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
- (YELPS, GASPS)
982
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:56,560
(SINISTER MUSIC)
983
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:07,000
(ELECTRONIC PULSING)
984
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:14,440
- (LOW ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
- (GASPS)
985
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:16,760
(SOFT GROWLING)
986
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:18,840
- (BARKS)
- Agh!
987
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,800
- (LOW ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
- (GASPS)
988
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:35,000
(SHUSHING)
989
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:39,080
(GRUNTS)
990
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,160
(GRUNTING)
991
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:50,240
(STAPLER THUDS)
992
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:10,600
(FAINT ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
993
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:14,440
(ELECTRONIC BUZZING
INTENSIFIES AND ABATES)
994
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:26,080
(LOW ELECTRONIC BUZZING
INTENSIFIES)
995
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:31,480
(ANGELIC CHORAL MUSIC)
996
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:39,560
(ANGELIC CHORAL MUSIC SWELLS)
997
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:53,600
Found you.
998
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,040
(DOORKNOB TWISTING)
999
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,320
(DOOR CREAKING)
1000
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:37,000
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
1001
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,680
HUMPHREY: (FAINTLY) Ladies
and gentlemen, my friends,
1002
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:44,160
if I may get your attention.
Thank you.
1003
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:47,200
What you're about to see -
1004
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:50,040
and it's not exaggerating
to say this -
1005
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:54,000
is going to change
the world forever.
1006
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,920
(MUFFLED CHATTER)
1007
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:58,360
HUMPHREY: See, for centuries,
1008
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:02,480
we at JW Wells
have been in the business
1009
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:07,600
of changing small lives
in small ways.
1010
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:09,720
Absolutely lovely. (KISSES)
1011
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:14,600
Now, this has always struck me
as an odd waste of our talents.
1012
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:18,880
So when my father disappeared,
presumed dead,
1013
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:21,680
I decided this was our chance.
1014
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:24,200
Opportunity is right there
in front of us,
1015
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:26,080
begging to be used.
1016
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:27,120
(DOOR RATTLING)
1017
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:30,040
HUMPHREY: We've always
provided a service
1018
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:31,960
for our customers.
1019
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:34,440
What if we make them serve us?
1020
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:38,440
What if we make them
the product?
1021
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:42,080
Mr Tanner,
let's have the guinea pig.
1022
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:44,360
Gather round, please.
1023
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,520
I have something to show you.
1024
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:51,240
HUMPHREY: Sophie, just
a few more quick questions.
1025
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:52,440
Any phobias?
1026
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:54,520
Balloons, weirdly.
1027
01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:57,360
- HUMPHREY: Do you like coffee?
- Not at all, sorry.
1028
01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,800
Favourite music style?
1029
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:01,080
I like loads of music,
just not jazz.
1030
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:02,400
HUMPHREY: What do you think of
1031
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:04,240
when I say the word
'liquorice'?
1032
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:06,320
I actually almost gag.
1033
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,280
This is my
fast-track interview...
1034
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:10,720
OK, hold it right there.
1035
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:12,360
After that interview,
1036
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:16,800
we were able to influence
this young consumer.
1037
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:19,080
SOPHIE: I don't know
what's happening to me.
1038
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:21,880
I'm listening to jazz,
drinking coffee, which I hate.
1039
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:23,360
I'm suddenly loving balloons.
1040
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:25,440
I mean, I just don't know
who I am anymore.
1041
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:28,280
(SNIGGERS)
1042
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:30,200
(FORCED LAUGHTER)
1043
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:32,160
HUMPHREY: Thank you, Dennis.
1044
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:33,680
PAUL: Wait...
1045
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:37,280
HUMPHREY: If we can do this
to a well-educated...
1046
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:39,720
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
HUMPHREY: ..young,
1047
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:41,840
strong-willed individual,
1048
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:45,360
imagine what we can do
to the masses.
1049
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:50,320
Your property prices
will skyrocket.
1050
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:55,240
Your consumer base
will double, triple, quadruple!
1051
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:58,880
Your Roger will win
his election in a landslide!
1052
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:00,360
MAN: How are you doing this?
1053
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:02,160
HUMPHREY:
With a simple binding contract
1054
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:03,920
they don't even know
they've signed.
1055
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:06,680
(WHISPERS) Door!
HUMPHREY: Just like Sophie did.
1056
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:10,920
I will sell you
the will of the people.
1057
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:11,920
(WHISPERS) Door!
1058
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:14,400
HUMPHREY: I will
hand you their desires,
1059
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:17,760
their gut instincts
on a silver platter.
1060
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:20,680
Because here at JW Wells,
1061
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:22,400
influence is...
1062
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:24,480
DENNIS: Whoop.
1063
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:27,840
HUMPHREY: Thank you, Dennis.
1064
01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:35,080
Influence is no coincidence.
1065
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:37,760
(CROWD APPLAUDS)
1066
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:40,600
(EXCITED CHATTER)
1067
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:42,240
PAUL: "Knock, knock".
1068
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,320
OK.
1069
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,840
Knock, knock.
1070
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:48,360
(DOOR WHOOSHING)
1071
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:51,120
HUMPHREY: Why don't we do it
over some refreshments?
1072
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,600
Mr Tanner? Dennis!
1073
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:57,280
Supermarket!
1074
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:11,840
(CHECKOUT SCANNER BEEPING)
1075
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:36,880
(FRANTIC OPERATIC MUSIC)
1076
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:50,760
NIENKE: Paul.
1077
01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:54,560
Are you being chased?
PAUL: Uh, no. Fine.
1078
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:57,120
NIENKE: You're puffing
and you look spooked.
1079
01:08:57,120 --> 01:09:00,640
Ah, no, just...
just I'm keen to get to work.
1080
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:02,440
So, anyway, thanks for...
1081
01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:04,600
Paul.
1082
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:09,560
If you do find it,
this is who you come to.
1083
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:12,600
Right.
1084
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:16,840
(FRANTIC OPERATIC MUSIC)
1085
01:09:18,440 --> 01:09:20,320
Paul!
1086
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:22,360
We need to clear the air.
1087
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:25,760
I'm sorry about
what I said last night.
1088
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:28,640
But I do think we are
fundamentally different people
1089
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:31,280
and some people are not meant
to spend time together.
1090
01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:33,760
Hey! What the hell?
1091
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:37,400
They're filming you. Us.
1092
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:38,960
- What?
- You.
1093
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:40,680
They're controlling you, Sophie.
1094
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:42,080
What are you talking about?
1095
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:45,000
He said something
about a contract.
1096
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,080
I saw...
1097
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:50,840
- I found it.
- Found what?
1098
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:56,880
This.
1099
01:09:57,760 --> 01:09:58,880
(GASPS)
1100
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:01,080
You found a towel?
1101
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:04,160
Just watch this.
1102
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:08,160
- Knock, knock.
- (DOOR WHOOSHING)
1103
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:19,760
That's a door.
1104
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:21,520
Yep.
1105
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:23,600
Ready?
1106
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:30,840
Supermarket.
1107
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:35,200
This is not...
1108
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:36,720
Something's gone wrong.
1109
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:39,080
- MAN: (ECHOING) Hello?
- Who's that?
1110
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:42,480
MAN: Wait there. I'm coming!
Please don't...!
1111
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:46,560
Who was the voice?
1112
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:50,200
"Announce your destination
before opening."
1113
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:53,160
OK. My bad.
1114
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:55,760
- Knock, knock.
- (DOOR WHOOSHING)
1115
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:00,440
OK. S-s... um...
1116
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:02,520
My flat.
1117
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:06,880
See? Portable door.
1118
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:14,240
This is your flat?
1119
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:16,280
Yeah.
1120
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:18,360
You're actually quite neat.
1121
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:21,520
What...?
1122
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:28,240
So it goes
wherever you want to go.
1123
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:32,600
This has just become
the best job in the world.
1124
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:34,480
Before you do that,
can we just...?
1125
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:36,800
- Knock, knock.
- I have to tell you what I saw.
1126
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,880
- Amazing!
- It was an interview with you.
1127
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:40,800
- There were people watching...
- Come on!
1128
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:44,040
THURSTON HARRIS:
♪ Little Bitty Pretty One
1129
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:45,760
SOPHIE: Come up here!
1130
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:47,840
Whoa!
1131
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:52,960
(INDISTINCT CHATTER
AND LAUGHTER)
1132
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:54,200
(LAUGHS)
1133
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,520
We're on top of the world!
1134
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:00,880
Close your eyes.
1135
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:03,560
No - your ears.
1136
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:08,600
♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm... ♪
1137
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:10,680
(SOPHIE CHUCKLES)
1138
01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:13,360
- Fiji?
- No!
1139
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:15,160
- Jamaica?
- Warmer.
1140
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:18,680
♪ Little bitty pretty one
Come on and talk to me
1141
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:21,440
♪ Lovey dovey, lovey one... ♪
1142
01:12:21,440 --> 01:12:25,080
Whoo!
1143
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:33,080
♪ Oh, oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh
1144
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:34,600
♪ Oh-oh-oh... ♪
1145
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:35,600
Really?
1146
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:37,640
- ♪ Tell you a story... ♪
- (SHRIEKS)
1147
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:40,000
♪ Happened a long time ago
1148
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,680
♪ Little bitty pretty one... ♪
1149
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:43,160
I'm busy this week.
1150
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:46,000
You should be able
to handle these clients, yes?
1151
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:54,600
♪ Oh, oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh
1152
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:56,480
♪ Oh-oh-oh, whoa, oh, oh
1153
01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:59,000
♪ Little bitty pretty one
1154
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,720
♪ Come on and talk to me
1155
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:04,240
♪ Lovey dovey, lovey one
1156
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:08,000
♪ Come sit down on my knee
1157
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:13,920
♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm... ♪
1158
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:17,320
Look at that. Amazing.
1159
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:19,000
It's so cool.
1160
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,480
It is so beautiful here.
1161
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:22,960
So, what's your favourite place
that we've been to?
1162
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,640
My favourite place
that we've been to...
1163
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:28,040
That's a really hard question.
I don't know.
1164
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:30,440
Why do I always
have to answer first?
1165
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:33,200
(PLAYFUL BANTER AND LAUGHTER)
1166
01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:38,200
(TENDER MUSIC)
1167
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:45,960
PAUL: Did I mention I was
the South East Junior
1168
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:47,960
Ballroom champion
three years running?
1169
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,320
SOPHIE:
You failed to actually.
1170
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:52,080
PAUL: Three years, I'm serious.
SOPHIE: You hid it so well.
1171
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:53,560
PAUL: I didn't want
to show off.
1172
01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:56,280
SOPHIE: Don't be like that,
you're actually really good.
1173
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:22,600
(WOMAN EXCLAIM IN ASTONISHMENT)
1174
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:24,760
(WOMEN EXCLAIM)
1175
01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:27,160
I don't believe it!
1176
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:30,280
(BOTH LAUGH)
1177
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:33,560
(JOYOUS MUSIC)
1178
01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:53,880
ROSIE: Ooh!
1179
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:02,560
(WONDROUS MUSIC SWELLS)
1180
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:15,160
(PAUL EXCLAIMS)
1181
01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:21,680
PAUL: What if I told you
I can read minds now, too?
1182
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,720
SOPHIE: (SCEPTICALLY) Really?
1183
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,560
What am I thinking?
1184
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:27,880
"Gosh, Paul is handsome
and interesting."
1185
01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:29,960
(SOPHIE CHUCKLES)
1186
01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:37,280
Maybe we should stay here.
1187
01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:42,760
Eh? Just eat fresh seafood
every day.
1188
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:45,640
Yeah... Except I hate fish.
1189
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:49,040
But you don't know yourself,
do you? Maybe you love it.
1190
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:56,760
Or we could just take
the portable door for lunch,
1191
01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:58,840
somewhere different every day.
1192
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:03,760
And we could build
a little house.
1193
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:06,840
Over there.
1194
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:16,240
I like you.
1195
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,080
I really do, quite a lot,
1196
01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:22,000
which is weird
because you're such a...
1197
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:33,400
But ever since I signed that
stupid fast-track contract...
1198
01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:35,200
...I feel like
they're in control
1199
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:38,160
of that whole part of me.
1200
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:41,080
My instinct and...
1201
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:45,240
...my heart.
1202
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:51,240
I don't trust my own feelings.
1203
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:57,520
I guess I don't know if what
I'm feeling for you is real.
1204
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:04,280
Well, then we have to find
this thing that you signed.
1205
01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:06,520
Why?
1206
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:08,400
We could reverse it somehow.
1207
01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:11,240
So then you'd know
who you really are
1208
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:15,800
and how you really feel
about pies and jazz.
1209
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:17,880
And especially...
1210
01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:20,840
...liquorice.
1211
01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:23,040
But how do we reverse it?
1212
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:26,480
Well, I dunno.
But we have to try.
1213
01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:31,720
- Knock, knock.
- (DOOR WHOOSHING)
1214
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:35,440
(DOOR OPENS)
1215
01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:37,440
We should check
Humphrey's office first.
1216
01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:39,520
After work.
1217
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:45,400
Interns!
1218
01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:48,240
There's a rumour going around
and I hope it's...
1219
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:50,600
Why are you dressed like that?
1220
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:52,240
- We're not.
- Theme party.
1221
01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:54,400
- Tonight.
- Last night. Uh... beach theme.
1222
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,640
It was a good party.
So much fun.
1223
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:03,440
(TENSE MUSIC)
1224
01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:07,280
Do you have any idea
what thin ice you are on?
1225
01:18:09,320 --> 01:18:13,440
I'm going to say this once,
and then you're on your own.
1226
01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:17,320
Fold it up, put it outside
Mr Wells's door,
1227
01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:21,440
walk away
and never, never come back.
1228
01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:25,000
And if you're lucky...
1229
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:27,840
...he'll be too busy
to bother killing you.
1230
01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:35,560
He knows.
But he didn't do anything.
1231
01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:37,640
He's right. Is he right?
We should leave.
1232
01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:39,120
We have to find your contract.
1233
01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:41,000
- And what? Rip it up?
- I dunno.
1234
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:42,840
But we have to do something.
1235
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:44,440
We'll come back tonight.
1236
01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:46,520
OK.
1237
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:53,720
(BELLS CHIMING)
1238
01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:57,160
- Good evening.
- Goodnight.
1239
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:14,840
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
1240
01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:25,760
(RHYTHMIC STOMPING)
1241
01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:36,360
(DOOR WHOOSHING)
1242
01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:39,120
(DOOR CREAKING OPEN)
1243
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:43,160
(DOOR CLOSES)
1244
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:47,040
SOPHIE: Didn't you say
'Humphrey's office'?
1245
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:48,280
PAUL: I did.
1246
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:51,160
SOPHIE: This is not
Humphrey's office.
1247
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:53,280
Those are a lot of printers.
1248
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:55,440
Door wanted us to come here.
1249
01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:59,680
So, what,
it has a personality now?
1250
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:02,960
- (GASPS) Oh, shit!
- (GASPS) What is it?
1251
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:05,440
It's gone.
1252
01:20:05,440 --> 01:20:08,080
Just... be careful.
1253
01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:11,720
(PRINTER WHIRRS)
1254
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:14,240
(PRINTER WHIRRING)
PAUL: The last time I was here,
1255
01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:16,760
these printers
were all printing,
1256
01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:18,840
but I don't know what.
1257
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,280
They're terms and conditions.
1258
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:25,480
Those things you click 'agree'
but never read.
1259
01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:27,280
(PRINTER CONTINUES WHIRRING)
1260
01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:29,760
"Operation Fine Print."
1261
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:31,400
Humphrey's mentioned that.
1262
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:33,000
(DISTANT SCREAMING)
1263
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,400
Was that a bad scream
or a good scream?
1264
01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:38,440
I'm hoping good?
1265
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:43,760
I mean, they're all different.
1266
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:47,120
This one's a gym membership.
1267
01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:49,920
This is a train ticket.
1268
01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:54,400
A rental agreement. But why
is JW Wells collecting them?
1269
01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:56,560
(EERIE MUSIC)
1270
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:59,000
Maybe this is what I signed.
1271
01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:11,680
(LOW GROWLING)
1272
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:31,200
SOPHIE: We have to
get to Humphrey's...
1273
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:33,600
- (GUTTURAL SNARL)
- What was that?!
1274
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:36,120
(DISTANT PATTERING)
1275
01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:39,760
I actually don't know.
1276
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:46,080
(WHISPERS) Sophie!
1277
01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:48,880
(DISTANT SNARLING)
1278
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:52,000
(FAINT CLANGING,
VOICES MUTTERING)
1279
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:54,360
I'm happy to not find out
what that is
1280
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:56,640
and just, you know,
stick to the plan.
1281
01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:58,600
(FAINT GRUNTING AND CLAMOURING)
1282
01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:00,240
We should at least look.
1283
01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:01,920
Should we, though?
1284
01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:04,600
One, two...
1285
01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:06,880
...three!
1286
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:09,920
(CLATTERING AND COMMOTION)
1287
01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:12,640
(FAINT HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)
1288
01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:16,000
(DISTANT VOICES
MUTTERING, HOLLERING)
1289
01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:33,840
(DIALTONE BEEPING)
1290
01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:38,240
(GUTTURAL MURMURING)
1291
01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:40,760
(DISTANT CLUNKING
AND CLATTERING)
1292
01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:53,400
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS)
1293
01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:58,160
- Knock, knock.
- (DOOR WHOOSHING)
1294
01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:04,080
Humphrey's office.
1295
01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:07,080
(MENACING MUSIC)
1296
01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:14,840
PAUL: It's not listening to us.
1297
01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:19,400
(FAINT DRIPPING)
1298
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:22,720
SOPHIE: "Ripae mortuorum."
1299
01:23:26,400 --> 01:23:28,640
"Bank of the Dead."
1300
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:31,880
"One way."
1301
01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:33,600
That was in my dream.
1302
01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:35,440
He said something about that.
1303
01:23:35,440 --> 01:23:37,200
I think I saw that.
1304
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:39,280
In the fine print.
1305
01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:48,600
Here. "Bank of the Dead."
1306
01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:49,840
"By clicking 'agree',
1307
01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:52,120
"I consent to signing
my soul, my entire soul,
1308
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:54,680
"and therefore all desires,
instincts and needs,
1309
01:23:54,680 --> 01:23:56,200
"over to JW Wells and Company
1310
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:58,760
"to be held in the Bank
of the Dead for perpetuity.
1311
01:23:58,760 --> 01:24:01,880
"Forever and a day. In
all territories and universes."
1312
01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:04,480
Operation Fine Print.
1313
01:24:04,480 --> 01:24:07,800
- Humphrey and Dennis.
- They're stealing souls.
1314
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:11,360
They stole my soul.
1315
01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:13,680
And now Humphrey's
gonna control the instincts
1316
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:16,000
of anyone who signs this
or clicks 'agree'.
1317
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:18,200
I mean, that could be
millions of people.
1318
01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:20,280
(GUTTURAL SNARLING)
1319
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:23,360
PAUL: (NERVOUSLY) Sophie?
1320
01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:27,360
Maybe we should...
walk over here.
1321
01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:28,760
Yeah?
1322
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:31,400
Just walk.
1323
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,760
Don't make any sudden moves.
1324
01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:35,600
(UNEARTHLY GROWLING)
1325
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:37,680
Nothing to panic about.
1326
01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:39,800
Just over here.
1327
01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:44,680
Slowly. Slowly.
1328
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:48,000
Go.
1329
01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:51,840
(GATE CLANGS SHUT)
1330
01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:54,880
This has to be the way out.
1331
01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:56,840
(STARTLED SCREECHING)
1332
01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:59,440
(GRUNTING)
SOPHIE: Paul?
1333
01:24:59,440 --> 01:25:02,080
(SOPHIE SCREAMS)
1334
01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:04,840
(SNARLING AND GROWLING)
1335
01:25:04,840 --> 01:25:06,720
(SCREECHING)
1336
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:09,400
PAUL: Sophie, go! Through here!
1337
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:12,120
(SNARLING)
PAUL: Go, go, go, go, go!
1338
01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:16,240
(SNARLING AND CLANGING
CONTINUES FAINTLY)
1339
01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:18,160
PAUL: You OK?
SOPHIE: Yeah.
1340
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:21,360
Yeah. Are you OK?
1341
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:23,440
Yeah.
1342
01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:31,320
DENNIS: Did I give you
permission to be down here?
1343
01:25:31,320 --> 01:25:34,360
Let me think. No, I did not.
1344
01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:36,800
Mr Tanner,
the whole place is crawling
1345
01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:39,240
with the most disgusting,
hideous things.
1346
01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:41,880
Now, that is truly offensive.
1347
01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:43,920
These things are the reason...
1348
01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:47,400
(FURIOUSLY) ..you are forbidden
to be down here after hours!
1349
01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:50,640
It's not as if
you weren't warned!
1350
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:52,200
You're a Goblin?
1351
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:55,160
DENNIS: Ha!
How kind of you to notice.
1352
01:25:55,160 --> 01:25:56,480
(SCOFFS)
1353
01:25:56,480 --> 01:25:58,920
You humans are so stupid.
1354
01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:01,560
I've looked out for you
your whole life, Carpenter.
1355
01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:03,040
If it wasn't for the Goblins,
1356
01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:05,680
you'd still be picking fleas
off each other's back
1357
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:09,400
and clubbing your food to death
with a jawbone.
1358
01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:14,720
And yet you ignored
my simple advice.
1359
01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:16,240
Now...
1360
01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:18,440
...hand it over.
1361
01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:20,800
HUMPHREY: Dennis! Enough!
1362
01:26:21,840 --> 01:26:23,800
Mr Wells!
1363
01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:26,240
I expected so much more
from you, Paul.
1364
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:29,640
It's after hours, Mr Wells.
I have it under control.
1365
01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:33,720
Oh, what would you have done?
Drooled them into submission?
1366
01:26:33,720 --> 01:26:34,840
You greasy,
1367
01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:37,080
- thug-nosed parasite.
- Give me the bag.
1368
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:39,040
- Call off your toads.
- How dare you!
1369
01:26:39,040 --> 01:26:41,080
- Call them off!
- I'm not afraid of you.
1370
01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:43,560
This is my domain down here!
1371
01:26:43,560 --> 01:26:45,640
(GOBLINS GUFFAWING)
1372
01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:47,480
Careful, Dennis.
1373
01:26:47,480 --> 01:26:50,960
You ought to think
very carefully.
1374
01:26:50,960 --> 01:26:52,560
A gutter-living Goblin
1375
01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:54,920
challenging a Great Wizard?
1376
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:58,040
Now, Mr Great Wizard,
1377
01:26:58,040 --> 01:26:59,920
you'd be nothing without us.
1378
01:26:59,920 --> 01:27:03,480
Who would line up
your clients? Hm?
1379
01:27:03,480 --> 01:27:06,320
Who would do
your grunt work? Eh?
1380
01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:07,880
And what would you do?
1381
01:27:07,880 --> 01:27:09,920
No jobs, nowhere to live.
1382
01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:13,520
No unlimited supply
of delicious pigeons.
1383
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:16,000
(DENNIS SHOUTS)
1384
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:18,920
- (GOBLINS GASPING, GROANING)
- Turn them back.
1385
01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:20,680
- Turn them back!
- Knock, knock.
1386
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:22,240
- The door.
- Say somewhere.
1387
01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:24,320
Say nothing!
1388
01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:32,880
Who closes the door,
keeps the door.
1389
01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:37,680
(BOTH GRUNT AND GROAN)
1390
01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:49,640
I tried to say somewhere
but Humphrey stopped me.
1391
01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:11,280
- MAN: (DISTANTLY) Who are you?
- (GASPS)
1392
01:28:13,240 --> 01:28:15,840
- MAN: Do you have it?
- We have to get out of here!
1393
01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:17,920
MAN: Stay where you are.
1394
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:20,760
PAUL: Whoa...
SOPHIE: Careful, Paul!
1395
01:28:20,760 --> 01:28:22,240
MAN: You can't get anywhere!
1396
01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:24,240
Unless you have it,
you can't leave!
1397
01:28:24,240 --> 01:28:26,640
- What's going on, Paul?
- (BOTH GASP)
1398
01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:28,880
- Who are you?
- You don't have it, do you?
1399
01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:30,760
The portable door.
1400
01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:32,920
- We did, but...
- Oh!
1401
01:28:35,240 --> 01:28:37,040
Wait! How do we get out of...?
1402
01:28:37,040 --> 01:28:39,160
PAUL: Wait!
SOPHIE: We have to get out!
1403
01:28:39,160 --> 01:28:41,160
Who closes the door,
keeps the door.
1404
01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:44,880
PAUL: What does that mean -
"who closes the door"?
1405
01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:47,920
Humphrey closed the door.
So he keeps it?
1406
01:28:47,920 --> 01:28:50,800
We're surrounded by doors, so
one of these must be a way out.
1407
01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:52,200
(SNEEZES)
1408
01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:53,520
Bless you.
1409
01:28:53,520 --> 01:28:55,000
You're in the Nether.
1410
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:57,480
There are no doors
out of the Nether.
1411
01:28:58,800 --> 01:29:01,200
You're John Wells.
1412
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:05,320
You've got Humphrey's soul.
1413
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:07,600
How did you know that?
1414
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:10,600
You made him sign his soul over
to you. That's the contract.
1415
01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:12,800
He was an evil child. Awful.
1416
01:29:12,800 --> 01:29:14,680
I needed insurance.
1417
01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:17,920
So you can control him, then?
You can make him let us out.
1418
01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:20,920
You don't think I would've
thought of that years ago?
1419
01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:23,160
I have the contract,
but it's pointless
1420
01:29:23,160 --> 01:29:25,240
if I can't get it to the Bank.
1421
01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:28,360
The Bank of the Dead...
1422
01:29:29,760 --> 01:29:32,040
Now, wait a minute.
1423
01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:34,760
You have a contract
for Humphrey Wells' soul?
1424
01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:37,080
And if we get it to the Bank,
he's yours?
1425
01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:38,440
Uh-huh.
1426
01:29:38,440 --> 01:29:41,560
You have indeed found the root
to the problem.
1427
01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:43,640
So we're here forever?
1428
01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:46,800
Yep.
1429
01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:49,240
I can find a way out.
1430
01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:52,240
It's what I do.
1431
01:29:52,240 --> 01:29:55,000
There are no doors
out of the Nether. Only in.
1432
01:30:02,920 --> 01:30:05,600
(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)
1433
01:30:08,960 --> 01:30:12,400
I don't like this any more than
you do, but it has to be done.
1434
01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:14,720
Must, must, you dogs!
1435
01:30:14,720 --> 01:30:16,320
Haul your case,
1436
01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:19,280
you horrid little corgi!
1437
01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:26,520
(PUFFS)
1438
01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:29,400
So Humphrey used
the portable door
1439
01:30:29,400 --> 01:30:31,200
to get my soul
to the Bank of the Dead.
1440
01:30:31,200 --> 01:30:33,040
- (DOOR CLOSING)
- And to trap me.
1441
01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:35,960
But then it went missing,
so he needed Paul to find it.
1442
01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:37,400
(DOOR OPENING)
1443
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:39,480
Nope.
1444
01:30:42,200 --> 01:30:43,320
(DOOR OPENING)
1445
01:30:43,320 --> 01:30:45,400
How did he trap you here?
1446
01:30:46,440 --> 01:30:48,440
He tricked me.
1447
01:30:48,440 --> 01:30:52,240
My baby dragon
was used to lure me in.
1448
01:30:52,240 --> 01:30:55,600
A very simple trick, really.
I shouldn't have fallen for it.
1449
01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:57,920
So cruel.
1450
01:30:57,920 --> 01:30:59,880
He left me with my books.
1451
01:30:59,880 --> 01:31:02,560
- Why?
- Something to read.
1452
01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:04,440
I mean, why here?
1453
01:31:04,440 --> 01:31:08,520
It's the only place
to hold a Great Wizard.
1454
01:31:08,520 --> 01:31:10,520
I'll be here forever.
1455
01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:12,120
It's different for you.
1456
01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:13,680
(DOOR CLOSING)
1457
01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:16,000
You'll run out of food
and water in a few days
1458
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,480
and die a messy death.
1459
01:31:18,480 --> 01:31:22,080
And I'll be stuck with a couple
of decomposing corpses
1460
01:31:22,080 --> 01:31:24,160
and no place to put 'em.
1461
01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:32,920
(PAUL SCREAMS)
1462
01:31:32,920 --> 01:31:35,000
(GRUNTS)
1463
01:31:41,480 --> 01:31:43,480
I'm OK!
1464
01:31:50,800 --> 01:31:53,560
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
1465
01:32:10,040 --> 01:32:11,920
(FAINT ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
1466
01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:15,480
(ELECTRONIC BUZZING
INTENSIFYING)
1467
01:32:19,720 --> 01:32:23,240
(ELECTRONIC BUZZING,
HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
1468
01:32:30,240 --> 01:32:33,280
Found something!
1469
01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:35,760
This one actually
goes somewhere.
1470
01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:42,160
JOHN: Not possible.
1471
01:32:51,160 --> 01:32:54,200
(MAJESTIC MUSIC)
1472
01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:57,160
(GIGGLES)
1473
01:32:57,160 --> 01:32:59,080
I'm free!
1474
01:32:59,080 --> 01:33:00,240
I'm f...!
1475
01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:03,280
Paul Carpenter, you may
be more than just a Diviner.
1476
01:33:03,280 --> 01:33:05,080
Maybe you're a...
1477
01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:06,800
Yeah, let's go down a bit.
1478
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:08,960
Maybe I'm a what?
1479
01:33:08,960 --> 01:33:11,080
I really wish
he'd finish his sentence.
1480
01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:13,560
- (DOOR OPENS)
- (GASPS)
1481
01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:17,720
Mr Wells! You're alive!
1482
01:33:17,720 --> 01:33:19,240
Yes, very much, Rosie.
1483
01:33:19,240 --> 01:33:21,280
Unfortunately
you might be too late.
1484
01:33:21,280 --> 01:33:23,240
Right! Now it's up to you two.
1485
01:33:23,240 --> 01:33:24,920
Take this
to the Bank of the Dead.
1486
01:33:24,920 --> 01:33:27,320
That will give me control
of Humphrey.
1487
01:33:27,320 --> 01:33:29,400
Actually, I'll come with you.
1488
01:33:29,400 --> 01:33:30,480
Um...
1489
01:33:30,480 --> 01:33:32,880
Uh, Rosie, get your husband.
1490
01:33:34,800 --> 01:33:37,280
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1491
01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:43,920
Just follow me.
1492
01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:48,080
DENNIS:
...you disgusting little trolls!
1493
01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:49,400
(SHOUTING AND COMMOTION)
1494
01:33:49,400 --> 01:33:52,160
SOPHIE: Those are the
contracts. All those souls.
1495
01:33:52,160 --> 01:33:54,920
The door must be nearby.
1496
01:33:54,920 --> 01:33:56,720
HUMPHREY: Dennis,
make them move!
1497
01:33:56,720 --> 01:33:59,720
Or do they need more
incentives? I'm very creative.
1498
01:33:59,720 --> 01:34:03,560
DENNIS: Come now, come along.
You heard Mr Wells.
1499
01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:04,720
You heard Mr...
1500
01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:06,560
You! What do you think
you're doing?!
1501
01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:09,040
Tea break is over.
What do you think this is?
1502
01:34:09,040 --> 01:34:10,640
Fortnum and bloody Mason?!
1503
01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:12,960
And you!
Get off your lardy arse!
1504
01:34:12,960 --> 01:34:15,760
Come along now. Everybody!
Come along!
1505
01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:19,120
This is not Paris! (CURSES)
1506
01:34:19,120 --> 01:34:21,400
It's not a garden party!
1507
01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:23,320
JOHN: The Bank is open.
1508
01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:25,400
Your contract will be inside.
1509
01:34:25,400 --> 01:34:26,960
SOPHIE: Where's Humphrey?
1510
01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:28,680
I'll take care of him.
1511
01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:31,720
You just take that contract
into the Bank.
1512
01:34:31,720 --> 01:34:34,080
Once it's deposited, he's mine.
1513
01:34:34,080 --> 01:34:35,920
HUMPHREY: Well, well, well...
1514
01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:38,240
DENNIS: Hurry it up!
Keep moving!
1515
01:34:39,280 --> 01:34:41,400
(EXPLOSION, DEBRIS SCATTERING)
1516
01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:42,560
(DENNIS GROANS)
1517
01:34:42,560 --> 01:34:45,080
(GOBLINS EXCLAIMING)
1518
01:34:47,400 --> 01:34:49,480
DENNIS: It's Mr Wells!
1519
01:34:50,480 --> 01:34:52,520
Hello, Father.
1520
01:34:53,640 --> 01:34:55,800
(SCREAMING, GASPING)
1521
01:34:56,600 --> 01:34:58,520
Go!
1522
01:34:58,520 --> 01:35:01,240
DENNIS: The Bank waits
for no man. Get back to work.
1523
01:35:01,240 --> 01:35:03,240
- (EXPLOSION)
- (GOBLINS SCREAMING)
1524
01:35:03,240 --> 01:35:05,320
(GRUNTS)
1525
01:35:06,960 --> 01:35:09,760
(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)
1526
01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:13,280
Keep calm!
1527
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:15,120
Back to work!
1528
01:35:15,120 --> 01:35:17,440
Get up! Get up there! Get up!
1529
01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:21,400
- (GRUNTS)
- (SCREAMING)
1530
01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:24,840
- Sophie!
- Paul, Paul, the door!
1531
01:35:24,840 --> 01:35:26,400
Get it to the Bank!
1532
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:29,000
Get him!
SOPHIE: The door! Paul!
1533
01:35:30,200 --> 01:35:32,120
(GOBLINS SNARLING)
PAUL: Get off!
1534
01:35:32,120 --> 01:35:36,040
Get off! It's unseemly!
Get off that man!
1535
01:35:37,520 --> 01:35:39,520
(EXPLOSION)
1536
01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:49,320
(CROCKERY CLATTERING)
1537
01:35:54,440 --> 01:35:56,440
(GLASS SHATTERING)
1538
01:35:58,840 --> 01:36:01,360
Paul!
1539
01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:03,320
SOPHIE: (THINKS)
Countess, we need you.
1540
01:36:03,320 --> 01:36:05,160
Humphrey is stealing
millions of souls
1541
01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:07,280
and now he's going to
kill John Wells!
1542
01:36:07,280 --> 01:36:09,360
- (GROWLING)
- (SCREAMS)
1543
01:36:10,440 --> 01:36:13,400
Eric? Are you alright?
1544
01:36:13,400 --> 01:36:15,400
(YELPS)
PAUL: Sophie!
1545
01:36:15,400 --> 01:36:17,480
Get off!
1546
01:36:21,920 --> 01:36:23,920
(GOBLIN GRUNTS)
1547
01:36:24,760 --> 01:36:26,040
You OK?
1548
01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:28,120
(GRUNTS)
1549
01:36:29,320 --> 01:36:30,320
(SNARLING)
1550
01:36:30,320 --> 01:36:32,360
- Mr Tanner!
- Yes?
1551
01:36:32,360 --> 01:36:33,880
PAUL: Help!
1552
01:36:33,880 --> 01:36:36,640
Don't do it, Dennis!
1553
01:36:36,640 --> 01:36:39,560
No. No, Sir Humphrey, of
course not. No, no, no, no...
1554
01:36:39,560 --> 01:36:42,320
Sorry about this, Paul.
Just obeying orders.
1555
01:36:42,320 --> 01:36:43,720
Comfort slot.
1556
01:36:43,720 --> 01:36:44,920
It's Monty!
1557
01:36:44,920 --> 01:36:48,520
And if I had my way, I'd shtonk
that Humphrey in the uhab.
1558
01:36:48,520 --> 01:36:49,920
PAUL: What?
1559
01:36:49,920 --> 01:36:51,240
Paul!
1560
01:36:51,240 --> 01:36:53,320
Mum!
1561
01:36:54,200 --> 01:36:57,240
ROSIE: Mr Wells! It's Arthur!
1562
01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:10,240
(ARTHUR GROWLS)
1563
01:37:14,560 --> 01:37:16,640
(ROARS IN GOBLIN DIALECT)
1564
01:37:18,240 --> 01:37:20,160
(EXHALES)
1565
01:37:20,160 --> 01:37:21,520
Arthur!
1566
01:37:21,520 --> 01:37:24,560
Rosie! My love!
1567
01:37:28,680 --> 01:37:32,240
Oh... Dad, you're back!
1568
01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:35,600
(ANGRILY) Dennis!
1569
01:37:36,480 --> 01:37:38,480
(HUSHED GASPING)
1570
01:37:41,400 --> 01:37:44,520
Ooh, have we been weakened
by the Nether?
1571
01:37:45,520 --> 01:37:48,200
Paul! Run!
1572
01:37:49,040 --> 01:37:50,680
Look out, Paul!
1573
01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:52,760
(PAUL GRUNTS)
1574
01:37:54,120 --> 01:37:57,640
(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)
1575
01:37:57,640 --> 01:38:00,840
Humphrey... Humphrey,
this is completely against
1576
01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:02,280
the Magician's Code of Conduct.
1577
01:38:02,280 --> 01:38:04,960
- Not one step closer.
- (PAUL GROANING)
1578
01:38:04,960 --> 01:38:08,640
Seems my father's not as
powerful as he thought he was.
1579
01:38:08,640 --> 01:38:10,440
What are you going to do,
Humphrey?
1580
01:38:10,440 --> 01:38:11,600
You'll have to kill us all.
1581
01:38:11,600 --> 01:38:13,080
Please, Humphrey,
stop this now.
1582
01:38:13,080 --> 01:38:15,680
All I ever wanted
was to think big.
1583
01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:18,960
You weren't brave enough.
1584
01:38:18,960 --> 01:38:21,840
This company was behind
the moon landing,
1585
01:38:21,840 --> 01:38:24,000
the splitting of the atom!
1586
01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:25,520
For what?
1587
01:38:25,520 --> 01:38:27,480
Are humans
still ruining everything?
1588
01:38:27,480 --> 01:38:28,840
Of course they are.
1589
01:38:28,840 --> 01:38:31,840
Do they realise
what we do for them?
1590
01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:33,920
Of course they don't.
1591
01:38:41,120 --> 01:38:43,920
I will continue my plan alone,
1592
01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:49,000
now that the traitors
have been smoked out.
1593
01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:52,400
Yeah, rebellion's over.
You're all going to the Nether.
1594
01:38:52,400 --> 01:38:54,240
But first...
1595
01:38:54,240 --> 01:38:56,320
You.
1596
01:38:56,960 --> 01:38:58,960
Bring it over.
1597
01:39:00,800 --> 01:39:03,480
- (SOPHIE GROANS)
- No!
1598
01:39:06,080 --> 01:39:08,080
Now, Carpenter.
1599
01:39:10,600 --> 01:39:15,200
I want you to bring
that damn contract over to me.
1600
01:39:17,680 --> 01:39:22,720
I want you to bring my soul
over to me.
1601
01:39:22,720 --> 01:39:28,320
And I will hold it in front
of my father's fading eyes
1602
01:39:28,320 --> 01:39:31,760
and I want to tear it
to shreds.
1603
01:39:31,760 --> 01:39:33,520
(JOHN MURMURING WEAKLY)
1604
01:39:33,520 --> 01:39:36,640
Because the last thing
you will see
1605
01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:39,160
is the end
of your hold over me.
1606
01:39:39,160 --> 01:39:40,600
I...
1607
01:39:40,600 --> 01:39:44,480
What? What?
No. Sorry. Can't understand.
1608
01:39:44,480 --> 01:39:48,000
Did anyone understand what...?
No? (CHUCKLES)
1609
01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:51,160
Carpenter. Let's have it.
1610
01:39:51,160 --> 01:39:53,040
- NIENKE: No, Paul.
- Come on.
1611
01:39:53,040 --> 01:39:56,240
CASIMIR:
Paul, don't do it, please.
1612
01:39:56,240 --> 01:39:58,160
COUNTESS:
You can't give it to him.
1613
01:39:58,160 --> 01:40:01,040
Get moving.
Don't listen to them.
1614
01:40:01,040 --> 01:40:03,120
SOPHIE: Paul...
1615
01:40:03,560 --> 01:40:06,240
Paul.
1616
01:40:06,240 --> 01:40:08,600
If you can hear me,
touch your ear.
1617
01:40:10,240 --> 01:40:13,040
In the Nether,
with all those doors...
1618
01:40:13,040 --> 01:40:14,560
Keep on keeping on!
1619
01:40:14,560 --> 01:40:18,760
...what if you didn't find
the way out?
1620
01:40:18,760 --> 01:40:20,920
What if you created it?
1621
01:40:22,920 --> 01:40:25,560
The Bank is right below you.
1622
01:40:29,160 --> 01:40:31,920
Make your own door, Paul.
1623
01:40:31,920 --> 01:40:35,040
Keep going! Come on!
1624
01:40:38,640 --> 01:40:42,560
(ETHEREAL CHORAL MUSIC)
1625
01:40:42,560 --> 01:40:45,920
(LOW RUMBLING,
MYSTICAL WHOOSHING)
1626
01:40:49,760 --> 01:40:53,000
(ETHEREAL CHORAL MUSIC BUILDS)
1627
01:41:08,040 --> 01:41:10,040
(EXHALES SOFTLY)
1628
01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:23,240
He's... vanished.
1629
01:41:23,240 --> 01:41:25,320
Where did he go?
1630
01:41:26,440 --> 01:41:28,440
(GROANS)
1631
01:41:45,280 --> 01:41:48,440
(MUZAK PLAYING FAINTLY)
1632
01:41:52,480 --> 01:41:55,240
(MUZAK PLAYING)
1633
01:42:02,880 --> 01:42:05,240
WOMAN: Next, please.
1634
01:42:08,840 --> 01:42:11,200
Mr Carpenter.
1635
01:42:11,200 --> 01:42:16,600
You're not due here
for 142 years.
1636
01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:18,360
Um...
1637
01:42:18,360 --> 01:42:20,680
I'd like to make a deposit.
1638
01:42:41,480 --> 01:42:43,480
Actually...
1639
01:42:44,400 --> 01:42:46,720
...I'd like to make a trade.
1640
01:42:49,680 --> 01:42:51,680
(STAMP CLICKS)
1641
01:42:51,680 --> 01:42:55,360
(SOPHIE GASPS)
NIENKE: Mr Wells, he's done it.
1642
01:42:55,360 --> 01:42:57,080
You've got his soul.
1643
01:42:57,080 --> 01:42:59,160
Quickly.
1644
01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:01,600
- The door.
- The door!
1645
01:43:01,600 --> 01:43:03,720
NIENKE: Sophie, quickly,
get the door.
1646
01:43:05,680 --> 01:43:08,000
- SOPHIE: Knock, knock.
- (DOOR WHOOSHING)
1647
01:43:09,960 --> 01:43:13,800
(GOBLINS MUTTERING
AND GRUMBLING)
1648
01:43:29,600 --> 01:43:31,600
No.
1649
01:43:33,160 --> 01:43:34,600
No.
1650
01:43:34,600 --> 01:43:36,360
(WHIMPERING) Please...
1651
01:43:36,360 --> 01:43:39,520
(HUMPHREY SOBS SOFTLY)
1652
01:43:41,280 --> 01:43:43,400
(SOBBING) Please... please...
1653
01:43:43,400 --> 01:43:46,200
(SOBS)
1654
01:43:55,680 --> 01:43:57,360
Dad, please...
1655
01:43:57,360 --> 01:43:59,200
Please...
1656
01:43:59,200 --> 01:44:00,800
(HUMPHREY SOBBING)
1657
01:44:00,800 --> 01:44:03,040
- John.
- You must.
1658
01:44:05,120 --> 01:44:07,120
Go.
1659
01:44:10,240 --> 01:44:12,280
(SOBBING)
1660
01:44:18,840 --> 01:44:22,040
JOHN: Sophie,
will you get the door, please?
1661
01:44:26,160 --> 01:44:29,120
(CHEERING AND LAUGHTER)
1662
01:44:35,800 --> 01:44:37,680
(LIVELY CHATTER)
1663
01:44:37,680 --> 01:44:39,720
(STIRRING MUSIC)
1664
01:44:39,720 --> 01:44:41,440
SOPHIE: What are you doing?
1665
01:44:41,440 --> 01:44:44,480
This door will never
be opened again.
1666
01:44:44,480 --> 01:44:46,640
But what about Paul?
1667
01:44:48,120 --> 01:44:50,120
How do we get him back?
1668
01:44:52,440 --> 01:44:53,880
Sophie...
1669
01:44:53,880 --> 01:44:55,960
(SOFT WHOOSHING)
1670
01:45:06,160 --> 01:45:09,120
(ALL CHEER)
1671
01:45:15,280 --> 01:45:17,280
Oh, um...
1672
01:45:17,280 --> 01:45:20,520
...I think this belongs to you?
1673
01:45:31,440 --> 01:45:33,880
(CHEERING AND LAUGHTER)
1674
01:45:36,320 --> 01:45:38,600
Dad! Mum! No!
1675
01:45:40,600 --> 01:45:42,600
We did it, Paul.
1676
01:45:44,760 --> 01:45:46,760
Not quite.
1677
01:45:51,920 --> 01:45:53,920
Forgot one.
1678
01:46:08,600 --> 01:46:10,600
Take a seat.
1679
01:46:12,080 --> 01:46:14,080
Dennis!
1680
01:46:15,920 --> 01:46:19,000
ARTHUR: Don't worry about
my turncoat, backstabbing son.
1681
01:46:19,000 --> 01:46:21,440
He won't bother you again,
will you, Den...?
1682
01:46:21,440 --> 01:46:23,520
(SNEEZES)
1683
01:46:24,480 --> 01:46:27,080
Sorry about that. (SNIFFLES)
1684
01:46:27,080 --> 01:46:29,920
Humphrey had to choose stapler,
didn't he?
1685
01:46:29,920 --> 01:46:34,800
Now, first order of business -
what to do with you two.
1686
01:46:35,880 --> 01:46:37,560
Paul,
1687
01:46:37,560 --> 01:46:40,560
with your... skillset,
1688
01:46:40,560 --> 01:46:44,720
we think you're most suited
to a junior position
1689
01:46:44,720 --> 01:46:46,360
in Lost and Found.
1690
01:46:46,360 --> 01:46:47,560
Oh, great.
1691
01:46:47,560 --> 01:46:49,880
PAUL: (THINKS)
You've got to be kidding me.
1692
01:46:49,880 --> 01:46:53,840
The past few years have been
a blight on our great firm.
1693
01:46:53,840 --> 01:46:55,840
Are you listening
to my thoughts?
1694
01:46:55,840 --> 01:46:58,360
JOHN: ..capturing of souls
is strictly against...
1695
01:46:58,360 --> 01:47:00,240
PAUL: (THINKS) Sophie?
NIENKE: It is indeed.
1696
01:47:00,240 --> 01:47:02,920
You have a tiny weird bug
on your forehead.
1697
01:47:05,640 --> 01:47:07,640
Sorry.
1698
01:47:09,000 --> 01:47:11,760
All souls have been returned...
1699
01:47:11,760 --> 01:47:15,040
PAUL: So now you can
hear my thoughts?
1700
01:47:16,080 --> 01:47:17,480
I can't block you out?
1701
01:47:17,480 --> 01:47:19,880
JOHN: ..ever.
COUNTESS: Absolutely.
1702
01:47:19,880 --> 01:47:21,760
- JOHN: Good...
- OK, then.
1703
01:47:21,760 --> 01:47:26,000
Can I ask, now that you have
full control of your instincts,
1704
01:47:26,000 --> 01:47:27,400
your heart,
1705
01:47:27,400 --> 01:47:31,120
do you still feel that way
for me?
1706
01:47:31,120 --> 01:47:33,000
JOHN: And, Sophie,
1707
01:47:33,000 --> 01:47:37,440
with your impressive abilities
and your natural talents,
1708
01:47:37,440 --> 01:47:41,040
you'll be fast-tracked
to the position of VP
1709
01:47:41,040 --> 01:47:44,240
in the Department
of Coincidensation.
1710
01:47:47,160 --> 01:47:50,600
Do you like the sound of that,
Sophie?
1711
01:47:50,600 --> 01:47:53,440
PAUL:
So, do you... feel the same?
1712
01:47:53,440 --> 01:47:55,000
JOHN: Sophie, do you?
1713
01:47:55,000 --> 01:47:57,760
Yes. I do.
1714
01:47:59,480 --> 01:48:01,480
Excellent.
1715
01:48:02,280 --> 01:48:04,880
(STIRRING MUSIC SWELLS)
1716
01:48:32,560 --> 01:48:36,680
(CLEANER HUMMING)
1717
01:48:49,920 --> 01:48:52,240
Housekeeping. Knock, knock.
1718
01:48:53,560 --> 01:48:56,760
(FRANTIC OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
1719
01:50:22,280 --> 01:50:25,520
(WHIMSICAL ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
1720
01:51:20,360 --> 01:51:23,440
(FRENETIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
1721
01:54:04,640 --> 01:54:08,120
THURSTON HARRIS:
♪ Little Bitty Pretty One
1722
01:54:08,120 --> 01:54:16,440
♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm
1723
01:54:16,440 --> 01:54:19,360
♪ Mm-mm-mm, mm-mm, mm, mm
1724
01:54:19,360 --> 01:54:27,640
♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm
1725
01:54:27,640 --> 01:54:30,360
♪ Mm-mm-mm, mm-mm, mm, mm
1726
01:54:30,360 --> 01:54:36,600
♪ Mm, mm-mm, mm, mm, mm-mm... ♪
1727
01:54:36,600 --> 01:54:40,160
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
1728
01:54:40,160 --> 01:54:43,080
- (RINGING CONTINUES)
- ♪ Little bitty pretty one
1729
01:54:43,080 --> 01:54:46,040
♪ Come on and talk to me... ♪
1730
01:54:46,040 --> 01:54:48,680
- (RINGING CONTINUES)
- ♪ Lovey dovey, lovey one
1731
01:54:48,680 --> 01:54:52,120
♪ Come sit down on my knee
1732
01:54:52,120 --> 01:54:54,440
♪ Oh, oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh
1733
01:54:54,440 --> 01:54:57,440
♪ Oh, oh,
whoa-whoa, whoa-oh... ♪
1734
01:54:57,440 --> 01:55:00,280
(RINGING CONTINUES)
1735
01:55:03,360 --> 01:55:06,000
Uh, Lost and Found?
Paul speaking.