1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:29,097 ANNOUNCER: Star of screen and stage, 4 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,931 the original Face! Face! Face!, 5 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:34,102 an inaugural winner of RuPaul's Drag Race 6 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:36,070 BeBe Zahara Benet! 7 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:39,607 - 8 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:12,906 - 9 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:28,422 -Wait. 10 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:32,025 All of you are here for me, honey? 11 00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:34,628 -ALL: Yeah! -I made it. 12 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:37,165 She's made it. 13 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:39,333 Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down. 14 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:40,834 Sit down, sit down, sit down. 15 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:43,371 I just have a question, people. I just have a question. 16 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:45,506 Did every single one of you here buy tickets, 17 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:49,009 -or did some of you come from the side door? - 18 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:51,879 I'm just saying, because, bitch, I need to make some money, honey. 19 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,547 I'm just saying, honey, bitch, I need to... 20 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:55,549 Look at the look. 21 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:58,186 I mean, she's spent quite a few coins on this. 22 00:01:58,219 --> 00:01:59,953 Hi, everybody. 23 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:04,425 Look at all you beautiful people, 24 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,327 just beautiful. 25 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,762 Beautiful! Dressed for the occasion. 26 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:11,265 I'm sure you knew who you were coming to see, yes. 27 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:14,202 -And for those who do not look... 28 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,009 ...beautiful, 29 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,213 I'm just gonna see this bitch. 30 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:27,215 This is a taping, you know, we're taping the show, 31 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:29,783 so when it's done, we're gonna go right to the back room, 32 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:32,220 the editing room, we'll edit you out of the footage. 33 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,223 'Cause, bitch, we're trying to give a look, 34 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:37,991 an upper look, you know what I mean? I'm sorry, guys. 35 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:40,228 Beautiful people, make some noise! 36 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:46,033 You all look so stunning. I am here. 37 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,702 Anybody from, uh, Brooklyn? 38 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:50,238 -Anybody from Brooklyn? - 39 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:52,039 All of the Brooklyn folk, thank you so much for coming. 40 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:57,411 I just want you all to take some time and relax. 41 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:59,413 I want you all to have a good time, 42 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:01,249 let down those tresses, 43 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:03,817 Hair. 44 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,688 -Hair. - 45 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,393 Hair. You know what I'm saying? 46 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:15,062 I just want us to relax because I want you to just think of this 47 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:17,398 like being in my home, you know, just think of you, 48 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:21,101 you're in my house, you know, minus the furniture. 49 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:22,803 Yeah. Don't think about the furniture. 50 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:24,672 Just close your eyes and think of the fact 51 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,139 that you're in a beautiful castle 52 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:28,976 with lots of beautiful, opulent furniture. 53 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:32,313 Yes, 'cause today, we didn't have a good budget for this, 54 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:34,282 -you know? - 55 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:35,783 But we're gonna relax. 56 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,785 You know, because I'm asking you all to relax, 57 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:38,986 I need to be relaxed too. 58 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:40,621 So I need to take my shoes off. 59 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:42,423 Can someone help me take my shoe... 60 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,292 Oh, oh. Oh! 61 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,494 -Oh! - 62 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:49,330 Oh! Why, everybody say, "Hi, Tim." 63 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:50,764 ALL: Hi, Tim! 64 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:54,302 Uh, hon, Tim, take the time, take the time, my honey. 65 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:56,069 Okay, uh... Ooh! 66 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,311 Okay, okay, bitch. 67 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:05,212 Okay, Tim, take the time. Oh, hell yeah. 68 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:08,048 Uh-huh. And uh-uh, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim. 69 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,418 Just leave it on the side of the stage here. 70 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:11,852 Just put it on the side, yeah. 71 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:13,387 Don't try to try it on, honey. 72 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:15,789 Not here. 73 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,725 Okay, bitch, it took a lot to look this cheap, honey, 74 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,360 so just keep it right there. 75 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:22,029 I'm not try... I'm not trying to help Tim 76 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:23,797 with his fetish, you know what I mean? 77 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:25,499 Not that kind of show, bitch. 78 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:27,067 Hi! 79 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,469 Oh, hello, sir. 80 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,070 What's your name? 81 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,340 Oh, I'm talking to you. 82 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:34,141 Oh, you're not sure what your name is? 83 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,144 Do you know where you are? 84 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:41,148 Testing... Testicles? Testicles, testicles, testicles. 85 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:42,583 Do you know what you are, sir? 86 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:45,353 Oh, he doesn't know. I don't... I don't know. 87 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:47,788 He definitely did not buy a ticket, honey. 88 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,357 He didn't buy no ticket. 89 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:50,891 Okay, people, are we gonna have... 90 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:52,360 Yeah, are we gonna have fun? 91 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,395 -Come on. We're gonna have it. - 92 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:56,229 Because we're gonna have fun, 93 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:57,898 listen, like, when I say my people... 94 00:04:57,931 --> 00:05:00,534 When I say, "My people," I need you all to say, 95 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:01,702 "Oh-oh-ho!" 96 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,404 and all of you are probably saying like... 97 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:06,239 The Caucasians are like, "Oh, my gosh, I didn't get that." But... 98 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:08,376 "Oh-oh-ho" in my culture, when we say, "My people," 99 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:10,243 and you say, "Oh-oh-ho," it means like, it's like, 100 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:12,380 "Hey, what's up?" And you're like, "Bitch, what's the tea?" 101 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,382 You know what I'm saying? Sir, do you understand, straight man? 102 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:16,717 You understand what I'm saying? I don't know if you're straight or not. 103 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,652 I don't know what you're giving, 104 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:21,221 but the illusion is very, like, heterosexual. You know what I'm saying? 105 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:22,923 But... My people! 106 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:24,558 ALL: Oh-oh-ho! 107 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:25,993 We'll try to get... My people! 108 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,595 ALL: Oh-oh-ho! 109 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:28,929 Okay, bitch. 110 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:32,600 Let me tell you that if you do not know who I am, 111 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:34,101 for the straight men back there 112 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:36,604 and the one here who doesn't know where he is... 113 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:41,041 ...my name is BeBe Zahara Benet. 114 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:46,514 Uh-huh, and some of you would know me 115 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:49,783 from a very little television show called RuPaul's Drag Race. 116 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,419 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 117 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:53,587 How many people have watched that show? 118 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,760 And how many people have not watched that show? 119 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,194 Then you go, straight men. 120 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:02,763 Go ahead. You can go ahead, do what you wanna do. 121 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,432 It's called cable television. 122 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:05,833 Try it, it does wonders. 123 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,000 It's amazing. 124 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,436 But guess what? 125 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:11,171 Right now, I'm going to upgrade your experience 126 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,206 'cause you're here to watch me, right? 127 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,642 -Yeah. 128 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,844 And when you go home, you're gonna have nightmares, 129 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,178 but they'll be beautiful. 130 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,013 Yes, they will definitely be beautiful. 131 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,348 But yes, but that's not all. 132 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:23,517 That's a part of my, you know... 133 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:25,318 My name is BeBe. Okay, that's great. 134 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:28,489 But I'm also from West Africa. 135 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,958 Precisely, Cameroon. That's where I was born. 136 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:36,464 I see you shaking your head like you know where Cameroon is. 137 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:38,365 -Bitch, you don't know where Cameroon is. - 138 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:39,800 Bitch, you don't know where it is. 139 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,334 You think it's some exotic island. 140 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:44,204 Bitch, you do not know where Cameroon is, 141 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,539 and I just have to say this, 142 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,374 you know, because I just have to say this 143 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:48,542 to every single one of you 144 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:50,544 'cause it's, like, it's been bothering me 145 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,987 Bitch, that's hard to feel sometimes with the bother. 146 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,321 You know what I'm saying? 147 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:05,493 People, did you know that Africa is a continent 148 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:08,496 -and Cameroon is a country? -AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Yes! 149 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:10,498 -Bitch, you did not. - 150 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:12,766 No, you did not. No, no, no, no, no. 151 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,502 Africa is a... Word? 152 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,103 AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Continent! 153 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,738 And Cameroon is a... 154 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,006 AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Country! 155 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,240 Straight men in the back, 156 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:23,076 it's like continent, many countries. 157 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,745 And Cameroon, one country. 158 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:25,813 Do you understand? 159 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,281 I'm so tired of people always asking me 160 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:30,518 where Cameroon is. Like, "Oh..." 161 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,085 I remember this one incident when I was, 162 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,622 you know, I went to an event and was dressed to the nines, 163 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:37,024 bitch, I was looking really, really good. I was looking stunning. 164 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,527 You know, you always want to pull a look, bitch, 165 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,794 and make an entrance. 166 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:43,330 You know what I'm saying? Make an entrance. 167 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,098 I was in there. 168 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,203 I mean, I was just having such a good time. 169 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:52,205 And then I see this lady, straight men, yes. 170 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:55,543 I see him... I see her walking. She was coming close to me. 171 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:57,044 I thought, "Oh, bitch, she looks good." 172 00:07:57,077 --> 00:08:00,013 She had a three-piece suit on, looking absolutely stunning. 173 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:03,350 Her colors, you know, she was... You know, this rollers, 174 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:04,918 yes, holding her little purse, you know. 175 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:06,787 And she was a Caucasian woman, of course. 176 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,356 She was giving you very Hillary Clinton money, 177 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:11,559 so you could tell she was a rich white woman. Yes! 178 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,561 So I was just sitting there, so she comes up to me 179 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,596 and she's like, "Oh, my gosh, you look so amazing. 180 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:17,731 "You look stunning." I'm like, "Oh, my gosh, thank you." 181 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:19,266 She's like, "Where are you from?" 182 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:23,637 I said, "I am from West Africa, precisely, Cameroon." 183 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:26,306 She's like, "Oh, Africa! 184 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:29,276 "I have a friend, Mohammed, from Senegal. 185 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:30,611 "You must know him." 186 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:37,785 "Bitch, I don't know no Mohammed from Senegal." 187 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:40,120 How many people here have a friend named Mohammed 188 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,590 or Mohammed as a common... Just raise your hands. 189 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:45,659 "Yes, bitch, I don't know your friend Mohammed from Senegal. 190 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:48,495 "I don't. And while we're at it, I'm just gonna tell you, bitch, 191 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:50,430 "I do not know Kunta Kinte. 192 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,332 "I do not know Toby from the Roots. 193 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,935 "I don't know Rafiki from The Lion Queen. 194 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,637 "I do not know Zamunda. 195 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:59,339 "And I definitely, definitely do not know Wakanda. 196 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:02,610 "Bitch, I don't. Don't ask me about these places, like... 197 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:05,245 from Senegal." 198 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:09,516 And you know why I know it's Simba. 199 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:11,719 It's such a tragedy what happened to Simba, 200 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,153 and the father. 201 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:14,688 You know what I mean? You know what happened to Simba. 202 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:17,190 I wonder what he's doing these days. 203 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:20,060 Do you know what Simba is doing? Do you even know Simba? 204 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,862 Oh, American, you know, 205 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:24,898 Yes, I got to say that. 206 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,067 And then, you know, I don't understand 207 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,402 why a lot of times 208 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:32,539 when Americans think of us Africans, 209 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,975 they think of National Geographic. 210 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:37,911 Uh... Right. 211 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,747 I don't get it. You know what I mean? 212 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:42,549 Bitch, we are not just sitting in mud houses 213 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,652 with bones in our nostrils, 214 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,219 hunting lions and talking to them, 215 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,855 like, "Hey, bitch, what's going on?" "Hey, girl." 216 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:49,890 You know, we don't talk to our animals. 217 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,725 Do you guys here talk to your pets? 218 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,160 Yes, you do. Yes, you do. 219 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,864 Yes, you do. Very strange. 220 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,666 Very... That's something. It's very stra... 221 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,634 That's very strange! 222 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:01,802 Bitch, very strange. 223 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,971 I must... I must admit, honey. 224 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,739 That's very strange, because I remember, 225 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,741 I'm, like, sitting in my apartment, you know, 226 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,209 I'll be sitting in my apartment 227 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,078 and, you know, I live in a beautiful apartment, 228 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,714 at least I make a little money. So the apartment is beautiful, 229 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,716 and then it has a little balcony, okay? 230 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,718 So then there's always this white lady... 231 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,787 You know, it's always white. Sorry, I have to let you know what the race is, 232 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,488 so you can really picture. 233 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,225 And she's walking around, 234 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:27,728 every time she's with her stroller, always walking around, 235 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,496 just, like, in front of our apartment. 236 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,298 And then she's gonna wave. I'm like, "Hey, bitch, what's going on?" 237 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,834 And so, she's walking and then she comes back 238 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,736 and forth and back and forth, and always... 239 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,905 So I thought it was like a kid in the stroller. 240 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:40,007 You know that. "Oh, Mommy dearest." Very that. 241 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:43,010 So then I said... One day I was like, "Let me just go up to the store. 242 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,746 "It's a beautiful afternoon. Let me just go up to the store." 243 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,080 So, bitch, I'm going up to the store 244 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,916 and she's coming down with that stroller. 245 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,483 So I was like, "Hey, how are you?" 246 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:51,685 You know, trying to be a good neighbor. 247 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,453 So I said, "Hey, girl, how are you? 248 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,822 "Oh, my gosh, your child. 249 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:58,158 "I know it's so hot outside. It's like 90 degrees. 250 00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,659 "What's her name?" 251 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:02,763 And then she tells me the name of the child is Ting-Ting. 252 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:05,999 I said, "Oh, Ting-Ting." Mind you, I haven't seen what's in the stroller. 253 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,368 -I was like... - 254 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,772 Oh, bitch. So I was like, "Oh, hi, Ting-Ting." 255 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,941 You know, you're always trying to make like you love the kid, honey. 256 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,608 You cannot just be like... 257 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,244 "Hi, Ting-Ting." 258 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,746 So, she opened... 259 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,616 ...the stroller. 260 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,622 Bitch, it was a rabbit. 261 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,127 Bitch, I kid you not. I'm not lying. 262 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,063 It was a rabbit. 263 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,766 Rabbit's name is Ting-Ting in a stroller. 264 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,769 Can you picture that? 265 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,772 You all are strange here. 266 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,539 I mean, I'm not judging. I'm not judging. 267 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:49,777 You would speak to your pets and Ting-Ting the rabbit. 268 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,945 But you're strange. You're strange. 269 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:55,582 Yeah, but... And while we are at this... This topic, 270 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,650 sir, can you just tell me... 271 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,253 What's your name, sir? 272 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:06,026 It's like one of those, like, normal names, like Mohammed. 273 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,494 You know what I'm saying. 274 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,862 You just don't really... 275 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,798 It doesn't stick out that much. 276 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,033 You know what I'm say... 277 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,844 Kevin is like, "Bitch, what did I sign up for, honey? 278 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,345 "Bitch, what did I sign up for?" 279 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:28,315 But you know what? Kevin, can you tell me 280 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:31,318 who has always told you Americans 281 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,686 that 25 cents a day 282 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:37,057 could keep an African child from being hungry? 283 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,927 Who, Kevin? 284 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:43,563 Bitch, you can't even get a Happy Meal for 25 cents. 285 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,833 Oh, the media, bitch. 286 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,167 What did the... 287 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,869 The... Why the lie... Right. 288 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,503 25 cents a day, bitch. 289 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:51,872 No. 290 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,107 Girl... And by the way, just... All you know right now 291 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,509 in Africa, we have food and water. 292 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,678 Okay, bitch. And food and water. 293 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,580 You can make some noise for that. Yeah. 294 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:06,286 And Africa is very beautiful, I must let you know. 295 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,521 Africa is beautiful. It's just like Houston, Texas 296 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,859 minus the racism and Confederate flags, bitch. 297 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:14,694 It's... You're... Oh, was that too much? 298 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,865 I'm just telling you the truth, you know. 299 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,500 Just from the eyes of an African, honey. 300 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,369 Just saying. Hey. 301 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,536 ALL: Hey. 302 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,538 What were you saying? What did you say? 303 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,109 Kevin, you've been to Africa? What part? 304 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,178 It's like... There are many countries, honey. 305 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:34,447 -Botswana and Senegal. -Oh. Oh, so you know Mohammed. 306 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,885 So you know Mohammed. 307 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,020 You must know Mohammed, Kevin. 308 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,189 You must! 309 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,992 Know... Mohammed. 310 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,198 You know, I just have to say, you know, 311 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,901 when I look at my journey, 312 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,069 I came here about 20 years ago. 313 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:58,405 I was just barely an infant, honey... 314 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:01,975 Why are you laughing? 315 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,645 What's funny? I know you've gone to Wikipedia 316 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,948 and googled to try to see what my age is, 317 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,749 but bitch, it lies, okay? 318 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,652 But, you know, when I came here... 319 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,720 Not when I came here 320 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,055 but when I was thinking of coming here 321 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,257 because my parents announced to me back at home, 322 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,826 they were like, "Oh, BeBe, we're gonna send you to America, 323 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,795 "so you can, you know, get your studies or whatever." 324 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,264 Bitch, I was very excited. 325 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:27,500 I was like, "Oh, my gosh, the American dream, honey." 326 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,170 I was like, "Ooh, the high rises. 327 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,005 "Bitch, you know, furs, 328 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,974 "you know, I'm gonna satisfy myself. 329 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,109 "I'm gonna look like this white Caucasian woman, 330 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,777 "you know, just very rich." 331 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,312 I was thinking of Hollywood. 332 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,949 I was... Oh, bitch, I was looking at the brochure, girl, 333 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,985 it was like paradise. 334 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,955 Oh, bitch, I said "brochure," girl. 335 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,991 Bitch, I said "brochure," honey. 336 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,961 Yes, very that. Everybody say, "Brochure." 337 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,162 ALL: Brochure! 338 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,264 Now, what, honey? 339 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,799 But, bitch, I was looking at a brochure, 340 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,335 it was very, like, paradise here on Earth. 341 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:06,773 I was like, "Oh, my God, bitch, I'm going to America!" 342 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,380 Why did I land 343 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,883 and my final destination was Minnesota? 344 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,255 Bitch, it was minus 2 degrees 345 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,392 and they had a blizzard. 346 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,194 Bitch, I looked at the brochure, 347 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:30,763 I looked out the window, I said, "Oh, hell no! 348 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,333 "This must be the layover." 349 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,069 I said, "This must be the layover." 350 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:39,006 Yeah, because bitch, this is not what the brochure was saying. 351 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:41,041 This is not what the brochure was saying, you know? 352 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,410 Right, sis? 353 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,577 Do you know what I'm talking? 354 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,912 How many people have been to Minnesota? 355 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,414 -MAN: Yes! - 356 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,816 How many of you have been to Minnesota in the winter? 357 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,786 So the brochure lied. 358 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,289 Did it lie, girl? 359 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:57,924 Yeah, I said, not tonight. 360 00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,660 It's like what you ordered and what you received. 361 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,296 I said no. But, you know, you kind of make it work. 362 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,631 You know, you kind of make it work. 363 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,033 And so, I came here to America. 364 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,035 Finally, I'm in America. No matter where I am, 365 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,403 I am here in America. I have made it. 366 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,705 And you all can make some noise for me being here. 367 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:20,580 She made it. 368 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,882 But you know, when I got here... 369 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:31,891 Bitch, when I got here in Minnesota, 370 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,361 not like... Well, America. Same thing. 371 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,064 But still, they were... My friends were like, 372 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,898 "Okay, let's go out and let's go have food, BeBe." 373 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,168 You know, mind you, I've been here for a little bit, 374 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,369 you know, a little while. 375 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,536 But you know, sometimes when you come here, 376 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,072 there's always like that culture shock. 377 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,540 And the first culture shock was, of course, the winter 378 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:50,110 which I kind of, like, started getting myself used to it. 379 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,212 But okay, the restaurant... I've never really gone to a restaurant. 380 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,714 So I said, "Okay, let's go to a restaurant." 381 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:58,385 So we go and we are sitting at the restaurant. 382 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,587 And now I'm trying to be very, very inquisitive 383 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,122 and just looking around. 384 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:06,126 And one thing I noticed on every table 385 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,994 was salt and pepper. 386 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,696 Like, every table had salt and pepper. 387 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,098 So I didn't really understand, I was like, 388 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,200 "Maybe that's how the Americans do it." 389 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,535 And then, all of a sudden, the waiter comes 390 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,970 and brings us the menu. 391 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,207 And all the menus look like a phone book 392 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,643 with, like, so many pages. 393 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:27,147 I felt like I was holding my dissertation. 394 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,849 I mean, it really... Bitch, it really did. 395 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,551 And then he's standing right there 396 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,954 and, like, it seems like there was this imaginary time clock saying, 397 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,190 "Bitch, you better order really fast. 398 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,525 "Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry." 399 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,993 Girl, I swear I could hear the music of Joe Purdy 400 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,463 just playing, just playing. And... 401 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,832 So I have to go through all of this dissertation, 402 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,800 which is "AKA" the menu, bitch. 403 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,137 So when I'm done, I'm going to have high blood pressure 404 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,172 and I'm going to have an anxiety complex. 405 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,005 But I said... 406 00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:00,012 "The Yelp review never gave all of that." 407 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:03,150 Lied again, like the brochure. You know what I'm saying? 408 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,617 So then the food comes out. 409 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,219 The food comes out looking stunning. 410 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:09,256 You Americans know how to sell the illusion, bitch. 411 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,325 Bitch, when it comes to the presentation, 412 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,994 y'all know how to present! 413 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,897 The food comes out... 414 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,735 Just laid on the table. Just spread, bitch. 415 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:28,007 Now I understood why the table had salt and pepper. 416 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:35,014 Americans, what is up with your unseasoned food? 417 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,817 Where is the flavor? 418 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:41,087 Bitch, where is the flavor? 419 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:44,191 Bitch, I know if my sister or my auntie was sitting with me, 420 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,659 they should have been like, 421 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,196 "BeBe, I cannot say... Why... 422 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,764 "Why this people's food tasting like that now, heh?" 423 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,201 "Where is the Maggi and the salt and pepper and the onions 424 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:57,370 "and all the things... I just... Where is the Aqaba, heh?" 425 00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:00,207 Girl, I could just see my auntie just saying that, you know? 426 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,908 But I have to use this moment 427 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,276 to really apologize 428 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,245 to all of my girlfriends, 429 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,747 because every time we went to a restaurant, 430 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,282 they will hold this, like, 431 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,950 designer bags, you know what I mean? 432 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,385 And they'll go to the restaurant 433 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:14,887 and when we go to the restaurant and the food comes out 434 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,589 and that bag opens, 435 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,791 there's a whole bunch of spices coming out. 436 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,795 And I used to talk to my girls, I said, 437 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,764 "Bitch, this is so embarrassing. 438 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,366 "What are these people thinking of us?" 439 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:29,702 Mind you that we're Black girls. I love you sisters, you know. 440 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,304 I mean, if I'm gonna call the white girls, 441 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,805 I gotta call the Black girls, so... 442 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,275 It was us, honey, just pulling out all the spices, 443 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,709 and I just had to say... 444 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,778 But now it made sense because when they pulled out, 445 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,747 it was a lot... It wasn't like a lottery. 446 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:41,948 It was a necessity. 447 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,783 Like, you needed those spices. 448 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:47,086 And I know you Americans know what I'm talking about, about the flavor. 449 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,789 Make some noise if you know what I'm talking about the flavor. 450 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,392 So, Kevin, do you know what I did? 451 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,895 As a matter of fact, I brought my purse today, honey. 452 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,430 Yes. Oh, yes, I did. 453 00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:00,166 You know, because every time I've been going ever since then, 454 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,234 I carry my purse. 455 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,336 And tonight, I had to bring my purse 456 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,504 because I wasn't so sure 457 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,239 what you audiences will give me. 458 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,074 I don't know if you'll be salt and pepper 459 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,009 or if I would need to season y'all bitches. 460 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,612 So I brought... Let's see what I have here. 461 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,813 Hmm. 462 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,618 Oh, bitch, I have my black pepper. Mmhmm. 463 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,152 -MAN: Yay! -Mmhmm. 464 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,954 Let me see, I have my... 465 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,324 Oh, my Baileys. Mmhmm. 466 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,359 Mmhmm. 467 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:29,596 What do I have? I have my sesame seed, bitch. 468 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,130 Mmhmm. 469 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:35,668 I have the sesame seed, bitch. I have my hot sauce, bitch. 470 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,971 Bitch, I have my paprika, bitch. 471 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,440 Bitch, I got my paprika, bitch. 472 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,208 What do I have? My five spice. 473 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,844 Yeah, that... That is a good one, bitch. 474 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,046 It's just a good one. You need to try it, uh-huh. 475 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,981 It's a good... And then, ah, yes. 476 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,351 And my sumac here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 477 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:54,053 Oh, bitch, oh... Oh! And I brought some sprays. 478 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,189 I brought my pepper spray, bitch? 479 00:20:58,658 --> 00:20:59,959 Oh, yes, bitch, I hear that. 480 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,228 You know, if anybody tries to act cute, honey, 481 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:04,564 I'm gonna use my pepper spray because... Oh, yes, bitch. 482 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,133 I'm not doing it, honey. I could be tall and Black, 483 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,968 but I'm not Dave Chappelle, bitch. 484 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,638 And bitch, Will Smith is not about to get... 485 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:12,972 Is Will in the house? 486 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:16,909 Will, I got one for you, bubba, bitch! 487 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:20,146 If you come to me, honey, Kevin... 488 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:32,359 She just needs to come prepared, honey, 489 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,394 You are just looking at me so stunned. 490 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:37,229 I know you've never seen this kind of beauty before. It's a lot. 491 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:40,066 It's a lot to, you know, take it all in. Mmhmm. 492 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:42,234 Mmhmm. What's your name, sir? 493 00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:44,471 -Oh, hi, Brian. Where are you from? 494 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,510 Where's that? 495 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:52,845 Oh, okay. 496 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,146 It's a country? 497 00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,151 Bitch on a bus. 498 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,487 But you know, when I... 499 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,755 Also, I just have to also ask you all Americans. 500 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:06,192 and I wanna say, I have so much love for all of us, for you. 501 00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:08,395 But I also don't understand 502 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:11,398 why people are so... Americans just, in general, 503 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:15,402 why you all are so obsessed with accents? 504 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,437 Like... Oh, they... Am I lying? 505 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:20,607 Please, make some noise if you think I'm telling the truth. 506 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:25,111 Yes, I was in another event, you know, 507 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,579 having a good time, dressed to the nines. 508 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:28,415 You know, like I say, I always dress, honey. 509 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,417 And this lady comes through again, honey. 510 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,585 Caucasian lady. And I love you Caucasian women. 511 00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:36,423 Don't think I'm trying to pick on you, because you bitches pay my bills, so... 512 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:39,258 I'm not... You understand? I know. 513 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,428 You know that purse has a lot of...coins. 514 00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:42,962 So, but... 515 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:45,231 It's always y'all acting very blonde, you know what I mean? 516 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:49,268 Like, it's like America is full of a lot and a lot of different cultures, 517 00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:51,771 so I just don't understand when an immigrant comes 518 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:55,442 and you guys act like it's some alien from outer space. 519 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:57,810 She comes up to me and she's having a conversation with me, 520 00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:00,447 and she's like, "Hey, you know, you're dressed nice. 521 00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:02,214 "Oh, my gosh, you look really good." 522 00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:04,684 I said, "Oh, bitch, thank you so much. I get this all the time." 523 00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:08,521 And she's like. "Oh." So we started having a conversation. 524 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,523 So she asked me and she's like, "Where are you from?" 525 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:11,991 I said, "I'm from Cameroon, West Africa." 526 00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:14,494 She's like, "Oh, my gosh, your accent. 527 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:19,198 "Oh, your accent is so beautiful." 528 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,333 I said, "Oh, bitch, here we go. 529 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:22,969 "Here we go." 530 00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:24,671 The accent, the stereotypes that you... 531 00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:26,539 You know, it's come to the point where 532 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:28,541 now every time when people ask me, "Your accent, your accent." 533 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,977 I just break down and just be honest and I say, 534 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,779 "Hey, bitch. I'm from South Dakota. 535 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:36,382 "It's exotic there." 536 00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:38,384 I'm just a riot, bitch. You've got to tell... You know what I mean? 537 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:39,686 And by the time they come to you and say, 538 00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,921 "Hey, bitch, where you... Where are you from? 539 00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:43,322 "Oh, my gosh, you have a..." 540 00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:45,525 "Oh, you have a nice thing." You got to catch them 541 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:47,527 before they try to catch you. 542 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,329 Okay, you're trying to tell me that I have an accent, honey, 543 00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:52,499 What's so special about my accent, anyways? 544 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:53,700 Nothing so special. 545 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,268 Try people from Boston and New Orleans, honey. 546 00:23:57,804 --> 00:23:59,506 Oh, girl, anybody from Boston and New Orleans, 547 00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:02,374 if you've heard them talk, now that's an accent, honey. 548 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:05,011 Isn't that an accent, honey? 549 00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:06,312 Yes, that's an accent. 550 00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:07,680 You know, sometimes when I go to those cities, 551 00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:10,750 I have to just take my translation dictionary with me. 552 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:14,120 They'd be like, "Hi! Hi!" 553 00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:15,655 "Siri, what did they say?" 554 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,258 But you know what? I'll have to also say this. 555 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:20,627 You know, the fact that I'm African, 556 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:23,262 and by the way, I am a very, very proud African, sis. 557 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,364 -I'm a proud one. - 558 00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:29,669 How many... Do we have Africans in the house? 559 00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:31,604 I'm not talking about those from here, 560 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:33,372 and I love you from here, bitch, 561 00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:36,375 'cause I knew it's a lot of boats, honey. 562 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,377 But Africans that have come here, 563 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:39,846 not through what they've come through, 564 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:42,549 like airplane. I need them coming through the airplane. 565 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:44,050 Make some noise. 566 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,217 Oh, where are you from? 567 00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:47,620 Ethiopia! 568 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:48,921 Oh, oh! 569 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:52,959 That's a long way, bitch. 570 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,394 Other... Other people from Africa? Also Ethiopia. 571 00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:56,663 Who else do we have in the house? 572 00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,565 -Oh, where are you from, sir? - 573 00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:00,733 Oh, ooh, South Africa. 574 00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:03,603 Oh, any other Africans in the house? 575 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:04,637 Just two? 576 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,644 Oh, you used to live in Botswana? 577 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:12,712 Oh, so, you think you have a card 578 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,614 because you used to live in Botswana. 579 00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:15,748 Bitch, no, you don't. 580 00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:17,984 That don't make you no African, bitch. 581 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:22,655 You're just brown, honey. 582 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:23,756 But I have to just say that 583 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:25,758 the fact that I am African, Kevin... 584 00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:27,259 You know, Kevin is like, "Oh, bitch..." 585 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:29,829 you're gonna get used to it, but... 586 00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:33,733 The fact that I'm African doesn't mean 587 00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:35,301 I drive a cab, 588 00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:37,604 or I know how to braid hair. 589 00:25:37,637 --> 00:25:39,739 I'm just... I just have to say it doesn't. I'm not... 590 00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:42,408 Well, as a matter of fact, I probably know... I know how to braid hair 591 00:25:42,441 --> 00:25:43,643 because after we're done tonight, 592 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:45,244 I have to go to 125th Street 593 00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:47,614 because I have some clients till midnight, do you get it? 594 00:25:47,614 --> 00:25:49,448 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm just saying, sis, 595 00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:51,984 because it takes a lot to look this cheap. You understand what I'm saying? 596 00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:53,986 So I gotta go make my coins, you know what I'm saying, 597 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,455 because people think like, "Oh, you won RuPaul's Drag Race and blah, blah..." 598 00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:57,690 Bitch, I'm still broke, you know what I mean? 599 00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:59,626 Like, one of my friends, the other day, called me 600 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:01,661 and she was like, "Oh, BeBe, you need to... 601 00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:03,229 "You need to spread the wealth." 602 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:05,064 I said, "Bitch, what do you mean 'I need to spread the wealth'?" 603 00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:07,667 Okay? She's like, "Girl, well, I was on Google 604 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:10,770 "and I found out your worth is $1.5 million." 605 00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:12,739 I'm like, "Bitch, where is the money? 606 00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:16,075 "Bitch, where's the money? 607 00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:17,644 "Because I remember when I won RuPaul's Drag Race, 608 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,345 "it was $20,000, bitch. 609 00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:21,447 "And by the time I received my check, 610 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,415 "the IRS had taken half of that check. 611 00:26:23,449 --> 00:26:25,718 "They had, bitch, and then when I wanted to cash the check, 612 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,887 "I had to pay to cash the check. Bitch. 613 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,656 "And then I had to feed all of Africa. 614 00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:32,058 "So, bitch, where is the money? 615 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,794 "Because the wire transfer has not cleared, bitch. 616 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:37,029 "I'm still waiting, bitch." 617 00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:40,700 I'm telling you, Google and Wikipedia, bitch, 618 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:42,401 they try... The lies they tell! 619 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,470 Hi! 620 00:26:44,503 --> 00:26:45,571 What's your name, sir? 621 00:26:45,672 --> 00:26:47,139 -Oh. 622 00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:54,246 Just like Mohammed. 623 00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:58,050 Just like Mohammed. 624 00:26:58,084 --> 00:27:01,688 Just like Mohammed from Senegal, bitch. 625 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:04,824 So now you see how stupid that question was, bitch. 626 00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:08,227 I'm just saying, but... 627 00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:16,168 Kevin, I'm not trying to say anything wrong about you. 628 00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:24,744 Kevin, it's a... You're okay, but it's a good name. 629 00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:25,978 Mmhmm. 630 00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:31,150 You know, one thing I also noticed when I came here, 631 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:32,719 like, one of the stereotypes I see, 632 00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:34,553 you know, when I come here, um, 633 00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:37,724 people always tell me. "Oh, my gosh, Africa, Africa. Are you guys... 634 00:27:37,724 --> 00:27:39,025 "The fact that you're from Africa, 635 00:27:39,058 --> 00:27:42,394 "that means you guys really know how to move. 636 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:43,896 "Like, you have rhythm." 637 00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:46,733 I said, "Well, some of that is true, 638 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:49,435 "but not everybody has rhythm," you know what I mean? 639 00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:53,239 Because I feel like the media has bamboozled you, 640 00:27:53,272 --> 00:27:57,609 that in Africa we just have only three dance moves. Okay? 641 00:27:57,643 --> 00:27:58,945 Like, we have just a... 642 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:01,580 Bitch, you know, and... Any dancers in the house? 643 00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:04,784 Any... Y'all know exactly what I'm talking about. 644 00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:06,819 You think we have just three dance moves? 645 00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:09,621 And do you wanna know who I really blame, honey? 646 00:28:09,655 --> 00:28:12,291 I'm not pointing at you like you're the one I blame. 647 00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:13,860 Don't get too nervous. 648 00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:15,828 But bitch, I blame Coming to America. 649 00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:18,597 Bitch, yes, I blame that movie Coming to America. 650 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:20,132 They tried it, bitch. 651 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,468 They tried it thinking that we have just three dance moves. 652 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:26,672 The only thing they got right is the rose petals. 653 00:28:26,773 --> 00:28:29,541 Yeah, everything is far-fetched, bitch. 654 00:28:29,575 --> 00:28:31,811 Everything is far... But if you're a dancer in the house 655 00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:33,179 and you know what I'm talking about, 656 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,782 those three African moves, please make some noise. 657 00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:38,484 -MAN: Yay! - 658 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:41,988 Uh, if I ask you to come up here, 659 00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:43,522 can you come up here, honey? 660 00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:49,628 Come up here, honey. 661 00:29:05,311 --> 00:29:06,813 Mm. 662 00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:09,615 Wow. Wow. 663 00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:31,570 Mmhmm. 664 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:34,506 Okay, bitch. I... What's... What's your name, by the way? 665 00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:35,908 What's your name, sir? 666 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,309 Uh, Kevin. 667 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:42,014 Oh, bitch, you don't look like a Kevin, honey. 668 00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:44,750 You're not giving me a Kevin, honey, that's not an illusion. 669 00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:46,752 -What's your name, sir? -Eddie. 670 00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:48,955 Oh, Eddie. Where are you from? 671 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:50,189 New York, Manhattan. 672 00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:56,963 -Born and raised? -No. 673 00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,866 Bitch, we need to know the real place. 674 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:01,433 Bitch, where are you from? 675 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:02,534 Liberty, New York. 676 00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:06,405 Is that a country? 677 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:12,344 I'm just saying, bitch, is that a country? 678 00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:15,281 But listen, Eddie, I want you to... 679 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,017 How do you... By the way, there's three dance moves I'm talking about 680 00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:19,285 and you say you know 681 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:20,686 -about... -I think I know what you mean. 682 00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:25,524 You think I know. What makes you think that you know? 683 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:27,126 Taking dance. 684 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,528 Oh, tak... Oh, because you're a dancer and a choreographer? 685 00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:31,063 Oh. So... 686 00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:32,831 I know... I don't know if I know you, 687 00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:34,666 and I am putting you on the spot... 688 00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:40,873 I just wanna make sure that you don't have a heart attack, 689 00:30:40,907 --> 00:30:41,874 you know what I'm saying? 690 00:30:41,908 --> 00:30:43,742 Look, just trying to make sure... 691 00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:45,878 But Kev, uh... Eddie, can you... 692 00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:47,546 Would you... If I put some music, 693 00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:50,049 would you be able to show the audience the three dance moves? 694 00:30:50,082 --> 00:30:53,752 Because sometimes they look at me as if I'm always just... 695 00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:56,288 -Do you want him... - 696 00:30:59,225 --> 00:31:01,593 If somebody hits some music for me, people. 697 00:31:01,627 --> 00:31:03,429 -Hit some music. - 698 00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:05,131 Come... Come on, make some noise. 699 00:31:05,164 --> 00:31:07,766 Ah! Ah! Come on. 700 00:31:08,434 --> 00:31:10,302 Oh! Ah! 701 00:31:10,336 --> 00:31:11,370 Eh! Eh! 702 00:31:11,938 --> 00:31:14,506 Ah! Ah! Eh! 703 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:17,343 Eh! Eh! Eh! 704 00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:20,947 Eh! Eh! Hey. Hey! 705 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:22,314 Ah! Ah! Oh! 706 00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:24,783 All right, all right. 707 00:31:24,816 --> 00:31:27,486 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! 708 00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:28,955 Ah, ah, ah! 709 00:31:28,988 --> 00:31:31,157 That's too much! That's too much! 710 00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:32,992 Too much. That's too much. 711 00:31:33,025 --> 00:31:34,626 Cut that music. 712 00:31:35,861 --> 00:31:37,997 -Uh-huh. 713 00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:44,670 Uh-huh. 714 00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:46,805 Not the split, bitch. The split... 715 00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:49,508 That wasn't... That wasn't part of the routine, bitch. 716 00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:51,978 Not this. The other three, you've got the other three. 717 00:31:52,011 --> 00:31:54,713 Yeah, you got the other three but not the split but you did... 718 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,882 Everybody, please make some noise for him. 719 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:05,891 You put all those three moves together, honey, 720 00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:09,295 and you have the African tribal dance. 721 00:32:09,328 --> 00:32:11,998 And it's so interesting because all the way up to today, 722 00:32:11,998 --> 00:32:16,235 those are the three moves that they're still teaching all you bitches in class, honey. 723 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:18,470 Kevin... 724 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:21,407 Africa. Many countries. 725 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,410 Okay? Many countries. 726 00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:30,716 But, you know, after being here in America, 727 00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:33,652 some things feel very normal, sis. 728 00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:35,254 You know, some things feel very normal, 729 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,822 like, sometimes it felt like home. 730 00:32:36,855 --> 00:32:38,257 And I'm gonna tell you this incident. 731 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,559 One of the things that I kind of see the similarities 732 00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:43,729 between America and Africa 733 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:44,930 are the aunties. 734 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:50,669 The gossips, bitch. 735 00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:53,039 Oh, you're like... Oh, you don't know who the aunties are? 736 00:32:53,039 --> 00:32:57,309 If you don't know who the aunties are, then you are the auntie. 737 00:32:57,343 --> 00:33:01,047 Bitch, you know what I mean? Okay, how many people know when I say the aunties? 738 00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:03,915 -How many people know what I'm talking about? - 739 00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:08,054 Exactly. So, you know, I was minding my own business. 740 00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:10,222 I was just sitting, you know, It was a beautiful day. 741 00:33:10,256 --> 00:33:12,058 You know, I always have to paint the scenery 742 00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:14,060 so you guys can actually know what was going on, bitch. 743 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:15,827 I cannot just tell the story, you know what I mean, bitch? 744 00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:19,398 You've got to paint... So it was a beautiful day, you know. 745 00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:23,202 Sis, it was a beautiful day, bitch. 746 00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:24,936 I would say probably like 80 degrees. 747 00:33:24,970 --> 00:33:26,605 You know, nice, sunny, whatever. 748 00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:29,541 And I was just like... I came and I was sitting by two aunties. 749 00:33:29,575 --> 00:33:31,910 They were just sitting there. And I was like, "Hey." 750 00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:35,081 We're just having a very nice, polite, 751 00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:36,082 intelligent conversation. 752 00:33:36,115 --> 00:33:38,084 I know they have lived in America 753 00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:39,251 for such a long time, 754 00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:40,919 but they were actually from Africa. 755 00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:43,089 So, you know, we're like, "Auntie, how are you?" 756 00:33:43,122 --> 00:33:46,092 "Oh, good to see you. You're looking so good," or whatever. 757 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:48,427 And then all of a sudden, this beautiful young girl, 758 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,696 I would say she's probably like 25 years old. 759 00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:53,532 So she had a little mini skirt on, her little crop top, 760 00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:54,933 you know, long hair. 761 00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:56,935 She was giving you the fantasy just like a teenager. 762 00:33:56,968 --> 00:33:58,137 And I'm like... Well, she's not a teenager 763 00:33:58,170 --> 00:33:59,371 'cause she was 20-something years old. 764 00:33:59,405 --> 00:34:00,872 But you understand, she was young. 765 00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:02,708 So she's walking through and she's coming through, 766 00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:04,510 and she comes by the aunties, right? 767 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,278 Her name is Amina. 768 00:34:06,312 --> 00:34:07,446 Everybody say "Amina." 769 00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:08,847 -Amina. -ALL: Amina. 770 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,150 Yeah, because you need to understand the story, right? 771 00:34:11,183 --> 00:34:12,351 You cannot just... 772 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,320 You need to understand who Amina... Amina. 773 00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:15,487 -Amina. -ALL: Amina. 774 00:34:15,521 --> 00:34:16,988 You've got to put it like that. 775 00:34:17,022 --> 00:34:19,525 You have to put a little accent to it. Amina. 776 00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,527 -Amina. -ALL: Amina. 777 00:34:23,028 --> 00:34:24,163 So Amina is here. 778 00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:29,701 And then she comes and then she sees the aunties, 779 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:30,802 and I'm sitting there. 780 00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:32,304 So all of a sudden, she says, 781 00:34:32,338 --> 00:34:34,573 "Aunties, aunties, good afternoon. 782 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,208 "Oh, good afternoon." 783 00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:37,976 And then one of the aunties is like, 784 00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:40,479 "Eh, eh, Amina. 785 00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:42,214 "How are you now? 786 00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:43,315 "Oh, my gosh, 787 00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:45,217 "you are a big girl. 788 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:47,153 "Ah! Beautiful! 789 00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:49,188 "How is your mother, Sarah?" 790 00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:52,158 She's like, "Oh, Auntie, my mother is doing great." 791 00:34:52,191 --> 00:34:53,425 "Oh, you're going home. 792 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:55,161 "When you go home, say hi to your mother, eh?" 793 00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:58,530 "Uh-huh." "Tell her that we say hello, okay, Amina?" 794 00:34:58,564 --> 00:35:00,832 So Amina is about to leave. "Okay, bye, Amina. 795 00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:05,070 "Oh, my gosh, oh. Ah, such a good girl." 796 00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:08,073 Bitch, Amina did not take ten steps away. 797 00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:10,742 that auntie turned around me and said, 798 00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:13,179 "You know this Amina kid, eh? 799 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:15,013 "I hear that her mother, 800 00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:18,016 "that her mother is a hateful bitch. 801 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:20,085 "Her... And you see that Amina? 802 00:35:20,186 --> 00:35:23,255 "Look at Amina going like that. That's a prostitute, eh? 803 00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:24,323 "She is a prostitute. 804 00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:27,193 "She is a published prostitute, eh? 805 00:35:27,193 --> 00:35:30,829 "This... Ah! Ah! Look at her! Dirty girl, eh!" 806 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,097 I looked at that wo... 807 00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:33,599 I looked at the aunties, I looked at myself. 808 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:36,268 "Bitch, I'm not a published prostitute, bitch." 809 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:39,205 Bitch, no, can you imagine being a published prostitute? 810 00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:41,207 Bitch, it means you've made it, bitch. 811 00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:46,044 Bitch, how many people know what published prostitute... 812 00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:48,214 Kevin, you do not know what published prostitute... 813 00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:51,217 Bitch, it means he made the back pages, bitch. 814 00:35:51,217 --> 00:35:53,219 Okay? It means you had some money, girl. I couldn't... 815 00:35:53,252 --> 00:35:54,853 I was like, "Oh, these... 816 00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:58,257 "But y'all also know how to gossip here." 817 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,227 Amina. 818 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:03,262 ALL: Amina. 819 00:36:05,431 --> 00:36:06,765 Amina. 820 00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:08,767 -Amina. -ALL: Amina. 821 00:36:11,737 --> 00:36:13,439 Yeah, but you know what, people? 822 00:36:13,472 --> 00:36:15,073 I would still say that 823 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:17,743 I am very happy to be in America. 824 00:36:17,776 --> 00:36:19,010 I believe... 825 00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:24,115 In spite of it all... In spite of it all, 826 00:36:24,149 --> 00:36:26,151 I'm very happy to be here, in spite of it all. 827 00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:27,753 In spite of Amina, 828 00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:31,156 in spite of the Kevins. 829 00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:33,459 Bitch, I'm happy to be here because you know what, 830 00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:37,829 even being here, I have really achieved quite a bit. 831 00:36:45,271 --> 00:36:48,106 For those who have television, you would know. 832 00:36:48,139 --> 00:36:49,808 Uh-huh, for those who have television. 833 00:36:49,841 --> 00:36:51,943 you know I've won reality shows, 834 00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:54,813 I have had top charting music, 835 00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:56,448 I have gone viral, 836 00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:58,284 I have made TV appearances. 837 00:36:58,284 --> 00:37:00,085 I have been living the life. 838 00:37:00,118 --> 00:37:01,920 And I will not complain. 839 00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:07,559 But bitch, nothing was so important to me 840 00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:09,861 than getting my citizenship. 841 00:37:13,299 --> 00:37:16,668 Bitch, when I got my citizenship, 842 00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:19,004 that's how I knew I made you Africans... 843 00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:20,339 And not just Africans, 844 00:37:20,372 --> 00:37:22,140 immigrants in the house, make some noise. 845 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:25,311 I'm talking about those that came here 846 00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:27,413 because immigrants can be many different things. 847 00:37:27,446 --> 00:37:28,847 But those that came here, make some noise. 848 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,449 All four of you? There you go. 849 00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:32,918 So you will know exactly what I'm talking about, 850 00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:35,887 why America makes it so hard, bitch, 851 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:38,189 for us to get our papers, honey. 852 00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:40,892 They make it so difficult 853 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,227 to become a citizen here, 854 00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:44,229 and which I really don't understand. 855 00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:47,198 Because a lot of the jobs here, you don't wanna do them. 856 00:37:47,232 --> 00:37:48,199 And then we come here 857 00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:50,369 and we do the jobs for you bitches, 858 00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:53,004 and you still don't wanna give us our paper. 859 00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:58,143 I don't get it. 860 00:37:58,176 --> 00:38:00,145 Do you all... Do you just... Okay, just to let you know 861 00:38:00,178 --> 00:38:02,348 with the whole citizen... Citizenship process, 862 00:38:02,348 --> 00:38:04,850 it's like this exam that you have to study. 863 00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:06,718 Bitch, you have to study it 864 00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:09,821 like your life depends on it, bitch. 865 00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:11,357 I'm telling you, you don't understand. 866 00:38:11,357 --> 00:38:12,958 It is so tedious. 867 00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:16,462 You've got to know all of these things about American history. 868 00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:18,630 And... Right? How many people studied... 869 00:38:18,664 --> 00:38:20,131 Did you study the exam? 870 00:38:20,165 --> 00:38:22,368 Yeah. And legislature, right? 871 00:38:22,368 --> 00:38:24,370 Wasn't that a pain... It was a lot 872 00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:27,072 to learn all of those answers in the question... 873 00:38:27,105 --> 00:38:28,707 And the gag about it is that 874 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:31,076 99% of all you Americans, Kevin, 875 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:33,745 do not even know the answers. 876 00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:36,482 Bitch, you don't even know the answers. 877 00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:39,250 But then you're making us do all that bullshit. 878 00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:43,389 Somebody got it now? 879 00:38:44,289 --> 00:38:45,591 Okay, somebody got it now. 880 00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:49,227 How many people here are proud to be American? 881 00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:53,699 I know a lot is going on right now, 882 00:38:53,732 --> 00:38:55,200 but think about the glory days. 883 00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:59,270 If you are a proud American, make some noise. 884 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:04,410 What's your name, sweetheart? 885 00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:07,679 Kristen, where are you from? 886 00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:09,180 Can you come up here, please? 887 00:39:10,816 --> 00:39:11,850 Come on here, Kristen. 888 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:13,151 Come on here, Kristen. 889 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:15,020 Take your time, Kristen, honey. 890 00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:17,623 Take your time. Take your time, Kristen. 891 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:20,325 How many people here are proud Americans? 892 00:39:20,426 --> 00:39:22,461 Come on, if you're proud... 893 00:39:22,494 --> 00:39:24,095 What's your name, sir? 894 00:39:25,431 --> 00:39:28,299 Uh, Erik, can you come on... Come on. Come on. 895 00:39:28,667 --> 00:39:29,801 Come on, Erik. 896 00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:32,504 How many people here are proud Americans? 897 00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:34,673 I need... Here, let's see. 898 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:36,542 Hmm. 899 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:38,444 -What's your name, sir? - 900 00:39:38,444 --> 00:39:40,446 -Where you from, Brady? - 901 00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:44,850 Oh, because Brady is a very American name, honey. 902 00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:47,018 She's given... You know, you're giving me a very American name. 903 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:48,554 Are you proud to be an American? 904 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:52,524 Come up here. 905 00:39:56,462 --> 00:39:59,364 So I'm going to position you guys. 906 00:39:59,465 --> 00:40:01,467 -I need you over here, baby. -Okay. 907 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:04,470 Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Stand there. Take your time, take your time. 908 00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:06,838 And I'm gonna... Mm. Take your time. 909 00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:09,340 Okay, now stand, you know, like, stand like a model, honey. 910 00:40:09,374 --> 00:40:10,542 You're on television. 911 00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:12,744 Now stand over there. 912 00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:15,280 You're giving me very salt and pepper, bitch. 913 00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:17,983 I need you to look seasoned! 914 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:19,384 Uh, hon... 915 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:22,253 I need you to stay... Mmhmm. 916 00:40:23,388 --> 00:40:26,858 Guys, do you guys know what we're going to do? 917 00:40:26,892 --> 00:40:29,427 We are going to play a game. 918 00:40:32,564 --> 00:40:36,502 We're gonna play a game, and the title of this game is 919 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:40,105 "Are You Smarter Than An Immigrant?" 920 00:40:40,138 --> 00:40:43,274 - 921 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:53,418 And you know, and you know... 922 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,020 You know, I just have to let you guys know 923 00:40:55,053 --> 00:40:56,354 because we're gonna play this game... 924 00:40:56,387 --> 00:40:57,455 Don't get nervous. It's okay. 925 00:40:57,489 --> 00:40:59,190 I mean, you're a proud American, bitch. 926 00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:00,892 You should not get nervous, honey. 927 00:41:00,926 --> 00:41:02,293 Okay? And guess what? 928 00:41:02,327 --> 00:41:05,531 When it's all done, if you all get the answers correct, 929 00:41:05,531 --> 00:41:07,165 then you go back to the world 930 00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:08,600 and you get to celebrate yourself 931 00:41:08,634 --> 00:41:12,037 and the freedom that America has to offer. 932 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,340 But bitch, if you fail... 933 00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:18,176 -Get out. -No. 934 00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:23,048 We're going to have some ICE agents waiting right out of the door. 935 00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:25,551 Bitch, you don't even need to take your belongings 936 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:28,053 or anything. You just have to follow them, honey. 937 00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:30,556 I'm trying to... I'm trying to help you bitches here. 938 00:41:30,556 --> 00:41:32,323 I'm trying to help. You just got to follow them. 939 00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:33,559 Do you know where you're originated from? 940 00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:34,793 Like, I know you're in America. 941 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:36,962 But do you know where your origins are from? 942 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,229 -Yes. -You do. 943 00:41:38,263 --> 00:41:40,365 -Yes. -So you're going there if you don't... 944 00:41:41,399 --> 00:41:42,701 Okay, so... 945 00:41:42,734 --> 00:41:44,202 Take your time. 946 00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:46,404 Take your time. 947 00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:48,574 So I'm going to like... 948 00:41:48,574 --> 00:41:50,408 Everybody clap. 949 00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:57,048 We are going to go to contestant number one. 950 00:41:57,082 --> 00:41:59,585 What's your name? I want you to introduce yourself, 951 00:41:59,585 --> 00:42:02,353 and I want you to tell us where you're from 952 00:42:02,387 --> 00:42:05,423 and why you are proud to be an American. 953 00:42:07,292 --> 00:42:08,660 -You can hold it. -Right, okay. 954 00:42:08,694 --> 00:42:12,230 My name is Kristen, and I'm from Cincinnati, Ohio. 955 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:13,464 And I'm proud to be an American 956 00:42:13,498 --> 00:42:16,134 because of all the freedom we have every day. 957 00:42:21,607 --> 00:42:23,508 I don't take it for granted, 958 00:42:23,609 --> 00:42:25,611 and I hope that I make everyone proud. 959 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,649 Okay. 960 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,756 Bitch, okay, that was a lot! 961 00:42:37,789 --> 00:42:41,459 It was just supposed to be a simple introduction, bitch. 962 00:42:41,492 --> 00:42:43,394 Not a whole paragraph, girl. 963 00:42:44,462 --> 00:42:47,332 Contestant number two. 964 00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:50,636 Can you let us know what your name is, where you're from 965 00:42:50,636 --> 00:42:54,039 and why you're proud to be an American? 966 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:56,007 -Hi. -You can hold it. 967 00:42:56,041 --> 00:42:57,876 Hello, uh, I'm Brady. 968 00:42:57,909 --> 00:43:00,646 I'm from Dallas, Texas, and I'm proud to be an American 969 00:43:00,646 --> 00:43:03,248 because you, uh... I can be as gay as I want. 970 00:43:03,281 --> 00:43:05,651 -Thank you. 971 00:43:10,989 --> 00:43:12,023 Uh-huh. 972 00:43:12,057 --> 00:43:15,393 I like that. That was good. Freedom. 973 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:16,728 So bitch, you better make sure 974 00:43:16,762 --> 00:43:19,130 you know the answer to this question, 975 00:43:19,164 --> 00:43:20,766 if you want that freedom 976 00:43:20,799 --> 00:43:22,668 because all these bitches keep talking about freedom, bitch. 977 00:43:22,668 --> 00:43:23,669 Okay, I'm just saying. 978 00:43:23,669 --> 00:43:25,704 Contestant number three. Hi. 979 00:43:25,737 --> 00:43:27,873 Can you tell us your name, where you're from 980 00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:31,009 and why you're so proud to be an American? 981 00:43:32,678 --> 00:43:34,746 My name is Erik. I'm from Brooklyn. 982 00:43:40,085 --> 00:43:43,321 And I was saying, I was, like, kind of proud to be an... 983 00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:44,923 I was going like this. 984 00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:48,026 You know, sometimes it depends on the day. 985 00:43:50,161 --> 00:43:54,332 When I am proud, it's because of what they said though 986 00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:57,602 When I'm not proud it's because of everything else. 987 00:44:05,276 --> 00:44:06,912 A little too much, but okay. 988 00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:10,716 Are we ready for these questions? 989 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:15,053 Now I need y'all to really, really support these. 990 00:44:15,086 --> 00:44:17,723 I mean, coming up here and doing this is the... 991 00:44:17,756 --> 00:44:19,725 That means it's... You're very bold 992 00:44:19,725 --> 00:44:21,592 and your life is at risk. 993 00:44:21,626 --> 00:44:22,761 Okay, bitch. 994 00:44:22,794 --> 00:44:26,197 So, contestant number one. 995 00:44:30,535 --> 00:44:36,641 Who is the Chief Justice of the United States right now? 996 00:44:42,147 --> 00:44:44,282 Pounding. Um... 997 00:44:44,615 --> 00:44:46,551 I don't know. 998 00:44:46,584 --> 00:44:47,753 I don't know. 999 00:44:47,753 --> 00:44:49,154 Chief... I mean... 1000 00:44:54,259 --> 00:44:55,293 Just stay there. 1001 00:44:57,262 --> 00:44:59,898 Contestant number two. 1002 00:44:59,931 --> 00:45:01,499 -Are you ready? -No. 1003 00:45:05,670 --> 00:45:09,975 Name one of the Federalist Papers. 1004 00:45:12,778 --> 00:45:17,548 Name one writers 1005 00:45:18,784 --> 00:45:22,854 of the Federalist Papers. 1006 00:45:24,689 --> 00:45:25,791 Andrew Hamilton. 1007 00:45:28,794 --> 00:45:31,462 -No? -Do you believe you got it? 1008 00:45:31,496 --> 00:45:34,299 You are a proud American, do you believe you got it? 1009 00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:37,502 And do you feel your answer is correct? 1010 00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:40,806 Yes, I'm gonna go with yes. 1011 00:45:44,609 --> 00:45:45,844 He got it. 1012 00:45:59,825 --> 00:46:02,193 You can enjoy your freedom now, bitch. 1013 00:46:02,928 --> 00:46:04,830 Just be gay, girl. 1014 00:46:04,830 --> 00:46:07,232 You can get more gayer, bitch. 1015 00:46:11,937 --> 00:46:14,672 Contestant number three. 1016 00:46:17,876 --> 00:46:21,112 What's the name of the doctor 1017 00:46:21,146 --> 00:46:26,952 who performed Pamela Anderson's breast augmentation surgery? 1018 00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:32,457 We also need the exact date and time of the procedure. 1019 00:46:45,871 --> 00:46:48,306 Uh, Dr. Hugh Hefner? 1020 00:46:51,076 --> 00:46:52,677 Failed. 1021 00:46:53,744 --> 00:46:56,882 Failed. Uh, you know what? Ahem. 1022 00:46:57,548 --> 00:46:58,583 Agent. 1023 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,093 You can take them. 1024 00:47:08,126 --> 00:47:10,395 You can take them. Yeah, you can take... Girls, I tried. 1025 00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:12,530 I tried. There you go. You can take them. 1026 00:47:12,563 --> 00:47:13,899 Yeah. Yeah, you can take... It's okay. 1027 00:47:13,899 --> 00:47:16,034 I'm sorry, I tried. You can... 1028 00:47:16,067 --> 00:47:16,902 I'm sorry. 1029 00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:18,136 I'm sorry. 1030 00:47:18,603 --> 00:47:19,604 I'm sorry. 1031 00:47:22,773 --> 00:47:25,110 I tried. I tried. 1032 00:47:25,143 --> 00:47:28,413 Bitch, that is what any immigrants would know. 1033 00:47:28,446 --> 00:47:30,781 Bitch, that is the process. 1034 00:47:30,815 --> 00:47:34,485 That is what it takes to live in this country. 1035 00:47:35,286 --> 00:47:37,822 Pamela's breast augmentation. 1036 00:47:40,025 --> 00:47:41,559 But people, I have to tell you, 1037 00:47:41,592 --> 00:47:45,196 when I got my citizenship... And, yes, I got my citizenship. 1038 00:47:48,633 --> 00:47:49,968 I did, bitch. 1039 00:47:50,001 --> 00:47:52,503 When I passed my citizenship, 1040 00:47:53,171 --> 00:47:55,073 it was everything. 1041 00:47:55,106 --> 00:47:56,942 It was everything to me, bitch. 1042 00:47:56,975 --> 00:47:58,743 I could go to... 1043 00:47:58,776 --> 00:48:01,346 I could vote because voting is the big one, you know what I'm saying? 1044 00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:04,983 And speaking of voting, all of you bitches need to go out there and vote, honey. 1045 00:48:05,016 --> 00:48:07,953 -Okay? - 1046 00:48:07,953 --> 00:48:09,854 Y'all need to go out there and vote, honey. 1047 00:48:09,955 --> 00:48:12,323 They are really trying to take our shit away. 1048 00:48:12,357 --> 00:48:14,492 But they'll soon know what I'm talking about. 1049 00:48:14,525 --> 00:48:18,563 Kevin, you probably don't know what I'm talking about. But... 1050 00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:20,498 Kevin, do you know what I'm talking about? 1051 00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:22,333 Okay, what am I talking about, Kevin? 1052 00:48:26,371 --> 00:48:27,973 Our freedom, Kevin? 1053 00:48:33,378 --> 00:48:35,580 Kevin, our? O-U-R? 1054 00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:38,583 I don't know about that, Kevin, 1055 00:48:38,616 --> 00:48:41,886 because you're not giving me "our," honey. 1056 00:48:41,987 --> 00:48:43,388 But people, like, I have to say, 1057 00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:46,191 like, when I won and I was here 1058 00:48:46,224 --> 00:48:47,725 and I got my citizenship, 1059 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,061 bitch, when I got that citizenship, 1060 00:48:50,095 --> 00:48:52,030 it was everything to me, bitch. 1061 00:48:52,063 --> 00:48:53,898 I was at the grocery store. 1062 00:48:53,999 --> 00:48:56,234 I would see this old lady trying to get her fruits or whatever, bitch, 1063 00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:58,203 and I was just waving my ticket. I was like, 1064 00:48:58,236 --> 00:49:00,905 "Bitch, I'm a citizen! Bitch, I'm a citizen! 1065 00:49:01,006 --> 00:49:02,540 Everywhere. "Bitch, I'm a citizen." 1066 00:49:02,573 --> 00:49:06,044 And it was just... It just meant so much to me. 1067 00:49:06,077 --> 00:49:08,346 It meant so much to me because here I am in America 1068 00:49:08,379 --> 00:49:10,281 and people, I know you guys have been here, 1069 00:49:10,315 --> 00:49:12,550 and I'm so happy that you guys came here to see me, 1070 00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:14,485 but I will tell you this. 1071 00:49:14,519 --> 00:49:17,022 I mean, because there's... There's an end to all of these conversations, 1072 00:49:17,055 --> 00:49:19,824 the differences, the similarities. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1073 00:49:19,857 --> 00:49:24,629 What that means to me is that America is such a melting pot 1074 00:49:24,662 --> 00:49:29,034 where there are so many, many people who live in this country, 1075 00:49:29,034 --> 00:49:31,302 and what makes this country so beautiful 1076 00:49:31,336 --> 00:49:35,306 are the differences that exists here in this country, 1077 00:49:35,340 --> 00:49:38,243 -Every single person 1078 00:49:38,276 --> 00:49:42,147 that is in this country is from somewhere 1079 00:49:42,180 --> 00:49:43,414 and what makes it beautiful, 1080 00:49:43,448 --> 00:49:46,051 when we can sit here and we can laugh 1081 00:49:46,051 --> 00:49:47,218 and have a good time 1082 00:49:47,252 --> 00:49:49,054 is because we can talk about our differences 1083 00:49:49,087 --> 00:49:50,221 and they are funny, 1084 00:49:50,255 --> 00:49:53,824 but they also make us together, 1085 00:49:53,858 --> 00:49:55,060 make us be together. 1086 00:49:55,060 --> 00:49:57,362 They make us align our energies together. 1087 00:49:57,395 --> 00:49:59,097 Do you know what I'm saying? 1088 00:49:59,130 --> 00:50:00,698 So we should love being here. 1089 00:50:00,731 --> 00:50:03,068 We should love the freedom of being gay. 1090 00:50:03,101 --> 00:50:04,602 Okay? We should love... 1091 00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:06,904 We should love. We should be able to... 1092 00:50:06,937 --> 00:50:08,073 We should take that time 1093 00:50:08,106 --> 00:50:09,540 and really, really just love the freedom, 1094 00:50:09,574 --> 00:50:11,376 and that's why I'm so excited to be here. 1095 00:50:11,409 --> 00:50:13,078 That's why I'm a proud African, 1096 00:50:13,111 --> 00:50:16,081 but I'm also a very proud American. 1097 00:50:16,114 --> 00:50:17,082 Yes, I am. 1098 00:50:20,285 --> 00:50:21,719 So I am saying, people, 1099 00:50:21,752 --> 00:50:24,122 as we're enjoying the freedom here in America, 1100 00:50:24,155 --> 00:50:25,223 we need to love each other 1101 00:50:25,256 --> 00:50:26,724 and we need to love ourselves 1102 00:50:26,757 --> 00:50:29,560 and we need to celebrate the freedom 1103 00:50:29,594 --> 00:50:31,562 that we have here in this country. 1104 00:50:31,596 --> 00:50:34,099 So when you are sitting at that restaurant 1105 00:50:34,132 --> 00:50:36,934 and you see that immigrant who is sitting right there 1106 00:50:36,967 --> 00:50:39,937 going through the phone book of a menu trying to figure out, 1107 00:50:39,970 --> 00:50:41,439 "Bitch, what am I going to eat?" 1108 00:50:41,472 --> 00:50:43,608 You just lean all the way back 1109 00:50:43,641 --> 00:50:47,412 with your basket of seasonings and that hot sauce 1110 00:50:47,445 --> 00:50:52,250 and tell them, "Bitch, it gets greater later." 1111 00:50:52,283 --> 00:50:53,951 Thank you so much, everybody. 1112 00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,959 Bye. 1113 00:51:01,992 --> 00:51:03,694 Bye, people. 1114 00:51:08,866 --> 00:51:10,835 Amina! 1115 00:51:10,868 --> 00:51:12,470 ALL: Amina! 1116 00:51:12,503 --> 00:51:14,672 Thank you, everybody. 1117 00:51:29,554 --> 00:51:34,692 * You can be tender and I'll be lightning 1118 00:51:34,725 --> 00:51:38,729 * You can be a match and I'll be gasoline 1119 00:51:39,864 --> 00:51:44,769 * Something like a tower and electricity 1120 00:51:44,802 --> 00:51:50,175 * I really like a chemistry and I've been patient 1121 00:51:50,175 --> 00:51:51,709 * But I can keep on 1122 00:51:51,742 --> 00:51:54,712 * Waiting, waiting, waiting waiting, waiting *