WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:27.228 --> 00:00:29.097 ANNOUNCER: Star of screen and stage, 4 00:00:29.130 --> 00:00:30.931 the original Face! Face! Face!, 5 00:00:30.964 --> 00:00:34.102 an inaugural winner of RuPaul's Drag Race 6 00:00:34.135 --> 00:00:36.070 BeBe Zahara Benet! 7 00:00:37.505 --> 00:00:39.607 - 8 00:01:10.504 --> 00:01:12.906 - 9 00:01:25.386 --> 00:01:28.422 -Wait. 10 00:01:29.890 --> 00:01:32.025 All of you are here for me, honey? 11 00:01:32.059 --> 00:01:34.628 -ALL: Yeah! -I made it. 12 00:01:35.229 --> 00:01:37.165 She's made it. 13 00:01:37.165 --> 00:01:39.333 Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down. 14 00:01:39.367 --> 00:01:40.834 Sit down, sit down, sit down. 15 00:01:40.868 --> 00:01:43.371 I just have a question, people. I just have a question. 16 00:01:43.404 --> 00:01:45.506 Did every single one of you here buy tickets, 17 00:01:45.539 --> 00:01:49.009 -or did some of you come from the side door? - 18 00:01:49.042 --> 00:01:51.879 I'm just saying, because, bitch, I need to make some money, honey. 19 00:01:51.912 --> 00:01:53.547 I'm just saying, honey, bitch, I need to... 20 00:01:53.581 --> 00:01:55.549 Look at the look. 21 00:01:55.583 --> 00:01:58.186 I mean, she's spent quite a few coins on this. 22 00:01:58.219 --> 00:01:59.953 Hi, everybody. 23 00:02:01.322 --> 00:02:04.425 Look at all you beautiful people, 24 00:02:04.458 --> 00:02:06.327 just beautiful. 25 00:02:06.360 --> 00:02:08.762 Beautiful! Dressed for the occasion. 26 00:02:08.796 --> 00:02:11.265 I'm sure you knew who you were coming to see, yes. 27 00:02:11.299 --> 00:02:14.202 -And for those who do not look... 28 00:02:20.708 --> 00:02:22.009 ...beautiful, 29 00:02:22.976 --> 00:02:25.213 I'm just gonna see this bitch. 30 00:02:25.213 --> 00:02:27.215 This is a taping, you know, we're taping the show, 31 00:02:27.248 --> 00:02:29.783 so when it's done, we're gonna go right to the back room, 32 00:02:29.817 --> 00:02:32.220 the editing room, we'll edit you out of the footage. 33 00:02:33.554 --> 00:02:35.223 'Cause, bitch, we're trying to give a look, 34 00:02:35.256 --> 00:02:37.991 an upper look, you know what I mean? I'm sorry, guys. 35 00:02:38.025 --> 00:02:40.228 Beautiful people, make some noise! 36 00:02:43.030 --> 00:02:46.033 You all look so stunning. I am here. 37 00:02:46.066 --> 00:02:48.702 Anybody from, uh, Brooklyn? 38 00:02:48.736 --> 00:02:50.238 -Anybody from Brooklyn? - 39 00:02:50.238 --> 00:02:52.039 All of the Brooklyn folk, thank you so much for coming. 40 00:02:53.407 --> 00:02:57.411 I just want you all to take some time and relax. 41 00:02:57.445 --> 00:02:59.413 I want you all to have a good time, 42 00:02:59.447 --> 00:03:01.249 let down those tresses, 43 00:03:02.683 --> 00:03:03.817 Hair. 44 00:03:05.653 --> 00:03:07.688 -Hair. - 45 00:03:10.691 --> 00:03:12.393 Hair. You know what I'm saying? 46 00:03:12.426 --> 00:03:15.062 I just want us to relax because I want you to just think of this 47 00:03:15.095 --> 00:03:17.398 like being in my home, you know, just think of you, 48 00:03:17.431 --> 00:03:21.101 you're in my house, you know, minus the furniture. 49 00:03:21.134 --> 00:03:22.803 Yeah. Don't think about the furniture. 50 00:03:22.836 --> 00:03:24.672 Just close your eyes and think of the fact 51 00:03:24.705 --> 00:03:26.139 that you're in a beautiful castle 52 00:03:26.173 --> 00:03:28.976 with lots of beautiful, opulent furniture. 53 00:03:29.009 --> 00:03:32.313 Yes, 'cause today, we didn't have a good budget for this, 54 00:03:32.346 --> 00:03:34.282 -you know? - 55 00:03:34.315 --> 00:03:35.783 But we're gonna relax. 56 00:03:35.816 --> 00:03:37.785 You know, because I'm asking you all to relax, 57 00:03:37.818 --> 00:03:38.986 I need to be relaxed too. 58 00:03:39.019 --> 00:03:40.621 So I need to take my shoes off. 59 00:03:40.654 --> 00:03:42.423 Can someone help me take my shoe... 60 00:03:42.456 --> 00:03:44.292 Oh, oh. Oh! 61 00:03:44.325 --> 00:03:46.494 -Oh! - 62 00:03:46.527 --> 00:03:49.330 Oh! Why, everybody say, "Hi, Tim." 63 00:03:49.363 --> 00:03:50.764 ALL: Hi, Tim! 64 00:03:50.798 --> 00:03:54.302 Uh, hon, Tim, take the time, take the time, my honey. 65 00:03:54.302 --> 00:03:56.069 Okay, uh... Ooh! 66 00:04:01.975 --> 00:04:03.311 Okay, okay, bitch. 67 00:04:03.311 --> 00:04:05.212 Okay, Tim, take the time. Oh, hell yeah. 68 00:04:05.313 --> 00:04:08.048 Uh-huh. And uh-uh, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim. 69 00:04:08.081 --> 00:04:10.418 Just leave it on the side of the stage here. 70 00:04:10.451 --> 00:04:11.852 Just put it on the side, yeah. 71 00:04:11.885 --> 00:04:13.387 Don't try to try it on, honey. 72 00:04:14.422 --> 00:04:15.789 Not here. 73 00:04:15.823 --> 00:04:17.725 Okay, bitch, it took a lot to look this cheap, honey, 74 00:04:17.758 --> 00:04:19.360 so just keep it right there. 75 00:04:19.393 --> 00:04:22.029 I'm not try... I'm not trying to help Tim 76 00:04:22.062 --> 00:04:23.797 with his fetish, you know what I mean? 77 00:04:23.831 --> 00:04:25.499 Not that kind of show, bitch. 78 00:04:26.334 --> 00:04:27.067 Hi! 79 00:04:27.100 --> 00:04:28.469 Oh, hello, sir. 80 00:04:28.502 --> 00:04:30.070 What's your name? 81 00:04:30.103 --> 00:04:32.340 Oh, I'm talking to you. 82 00:04:32.340 --> 00:04:34.141 Oh, you're not sure what your name is? 83 00:04:35.676 --> 00:04:37.144 Do you know where you are? 84 00:04:38.512 --> 00:04:41.148 Testing... Testicles? Testicles, testicles, testicles. 85 00:04:41.181 --> 00:04:42.583 Do you know what you are, sir? 86 00:04:42.616 --> 00:04:45.353 Oh, he doesn't know. I don't... I don't know. 87 00:04:45.353 --> 00:04:47.788 He definitely did not buy a ticket, honey. 88 00:04:47.821 --> 00:04:49.357 He didn't buy no ticket. 89 00:04:49.357 --> 00:04:50.891 Okay, people, are we gonna have... 90 00:04:50.924 --> 00:04:52.360 Yeah, are we gonna have fun? 91 00:04:52.360 --> 00:04:54.395 -Come on. We're gonna have it. - 92 00:04:54.428 --> 00:04:56.229 Because we're gonna have fun, 93 00:04:56.263 --> 00:04:57.898 listen, like, when I say my people... 94 00:04:57.931 --> 00:05:00.534 When I say, "My people," I need you all to say, 95 00:05:00.568 --> 00:05:01.702 "Oh-oh-ho!" 96 00:05:01.735 --> 00:05:03.404 and all of you are probably saying like... 97 00:05:03.437 --> 00:05:06.239 The Caucasians are like, "Oh, my gosh, I didn't get that." But... 98 00:05:06.273 --> 00:05:08.376 "Oh-oh-ho" in my culture, when we say, "My people," 99 00:05:08.376 --> 00:05:10.243 and you say, "Oh-oh-ho," it means like, it's like, 100 00:05:10.277 --> 00:05:12.380 "Hey, what's up?" And you're like, "Bitch, what's the tea?" 101 00:05:12.413 --> 00:05:14.382 You know what I'm saying? Sir, do you understand, straight man? 102 00:05:14.415 --> 00:05:16.717 You understand what I'm saying? I don't know if you're straight or not. 103 00:05:16.750 --> 00:05:18.652 I don't know what you're giving, 104 00:05:18.686 --> 00:05:21.221 but the illusion is very, like, heterosexual. You know what I'm saying? 105 00:05:22.055 --> 00:05:22.923 But... My people! 106 00:05:22.956 --> 00:05:24.558 ALL: Oh-oh-ho! 107 00:05:24.592 --> 00:05:25.993 We'll try to get... My people! 108 00:05:26.026 --> 00:05:27.595 ALL: Oh-oh-ho! 109 00:05:27.628 --> 00:05:28.929 Okay, bitch. 110 00:05:28.962 --> 00:05:32.600 Let me tell you that if you do not know who I am, 111 00:05:32.633 --> 00:05:34.101 for the straight men back there 112 00:05:34.134 --> 00:05:36.604 and the one here who doesn't know where he is... 113 00:05:38.238 --> 00:05:41.041 ...my name is BeBe Zahara Benet. 114 00:05:44.812 --> 00:05:46.514 Uh-huh, and some of you would know me 115 00:05:46.547 --> 00:05:49.783 from a very little television show called RuPaul's Drag Race. 116 00:05:49.817 --> 00:05:51.419 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 117 00:05:51.419 --> 00:05:53.587 How many people have watched that show? 118 00:05:57.090 --> 00:05:59.760 And how many people have not watched that show? 119 00:05:59.793 --> 00:06:01.194 Then you go, straight men. 120 00:06:01.228 --> 00:06:02.763 Go ahead. You can go ahead, do what you wanna do. 121 00:06:02.796 --> 00:06:04.432 It's called cable television. 122 00:06:04.432 --> 00:06:05.833 Try it, it does wonders. 123 00:06:05.866 --> 00:06:07.000 It's amazing. 124 00:06:07.034 --> 00:06:08.436 But guess what? 125 00:06:08.469 --> 00:06:11.171 Right now, I'm going to upgrade your experience 126 00:06:11.204 --> 00:06:13.206 'cause you're here to watch me, right? 127 00:06:13.240 --> 00:06:14.642 -Yeah. 128 00:06:14.675 --> 00:06:16.844 And when you go home, you're gonna have nightmares, 129 00:06:16.877 --> 00:06:18.178 but they'll be beautiful. 130 00:06:18.211 --> 00:06:20.013 Yes, they will definitely be beautiful. 131 00:06:20.047 --> 00:06:21.348 But yes, but that's not all. 132 00:06:21.449 --> 00:06:23.517 That's a part of my, you know... 133 00:06:23.551 --> 00:06:25.318 My name is BeBe. Okay, that's great. 134 00:06:25.352 --> 00:06:28.489 But I'm also from West Africa. 135 00:06:28.522 --> 00:06:30.958 Precisely, Cameroon. That's where I was born. 136 00:06:33.026 --> 00:06:36.464 I see you shaking your head like you know where Cameroon is. 137 00:06:36.497 --> 00:06:38.365 -Bitch, you don't know where Cameroon is. - 138 00:06:38.466 --> 00:06:39.800 Bitch, you don't know where it is. 139 00:06:39.833 --> 00:06:41.334 You think it's some exotic island. 140 00:06:41.368 --> 00:06:44.204 Bitch, you do not know where Cameroon is, 141 00:06:44.237 --> 00:06:45.539 and I just have to say this, 142 00:06:45.573 --> 00:06:47.374 you know, because I just have to say this 143 00:06:47.475 --> 00:06:48.542 to every single one of you 144 00:06:48.576 --> 00:06:50.544 'cause it's, like, it's been bothering me 145 00:06:57.551 --> 00:06:59.987 Bitch, that's hard to feel sometimes with the bother. 146 00:07:00.020 --> 00:07:01.321 You know what I'm saying? 147 00:07:01.354 --> 00:07:05.493 People, did you know that Africa is a continent 148 00:07:05.526 --> 00:07:08.496 -and Cameroon is a country? -AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Yes! 149 00:07:08.496 --> 00:07:10.498 -Bitch, you did not. - 150 00:07:10.531 --> 00:07:12.766 No, you did not. No, no, no, no, no. 151 00:07:12.800 --> 00:07:14.502 Africa is a... Word? 152 00:07:14.535 --> 00:07:16.103 AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Continent! 153 00:07:16.136 --> 00:07:17.738 And Cameroon is a... 154 00:07:17.771 --> 00:07:19.006 AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Country! 155 00:07:19.039 --> 00:07:20.240 Straight men in the back, 156 00:07:20.273 --> 00:07:23.076 it's like continent, many countries. 157 00:07:23.110 --> 00:07:24.745 And Cameroon, one country. 158 00:07:24.778 --> 00:07:25.813 Do you understand? 159 00:07:25.846 --> 00:07:28.281 I'm so tired of people always asking me 160 00:07:28.315 --> 00:07:30.518 where Cameroon is. Like, "Oh..." 161 00:07:30.551 --> 00:07:32.085 I remember this one incident when I was, 162 00:07:32.119 --> 00:07:34.622 you know, I went to an event and was dressed to the nines, 163 00:07:34.655 --> 00:07:37.024 bitch, I was looking really, really good. I was looking stunning. 164 00:07:37.057 --> 00:07:39.527 You know, you always want to pull a look, bitch, 165 00:07:39.560 --> 00:07:40.794 and make an entrance. 166 00:07:40.828 --> 00:07:43.330 You know what I'm saying? Make an entrance. 167 00:07:43.897 --> 00:07:45.098 I was in there. 168 00:07:48.301 --> 00:07:50.203 I mean, I was just having such a good time. 169 00:07:50.237 --> 00:07:52.205 And then I see this lady, straight men, yes. 170 00:07:52.239 --> 00:07:55.543 I see him... I see her walking. She was coming close to me. 171 00:07:55.543 --> 00:07:57.044 I thought, "Oh, bitch, she looks good." 172 00:07:57.077 --> 00:08:00.013 She had a three-piece suit on, looking absolutely stunning. 173 00:08:00.047 --> 00:08:03.350 Her colors, you know, she was... You know, this rollers, 174 00:08:03.383 --> 00:08:04.918 yes, holding her little purse, you know. 175 00:08:04.952 --> 00:08:06.787 And she was a Caucasian woman, of course. 176 00:08:06.820 --> 00:08:09.356 She was giving you very Hillary Clinton money, 177 00:08:09.389 --> 00:08:11.559 so you could tell she was a rich white woman. Yes! 178 00:08:11.592 --> 00:08:13.561 So I was just sitting there, so she comes up to me 179 00:08:13.594 --> 00:08:15.596 and she's like, "Oh, my gosh, you look so amazing. 180 00:08:15.629 --> 00:08:17.731 "You look stunning." I'm like, "Oh, my gosh, thank you." 181 00:08:17.765 --> 00:08:19.266 She's like, "Where are you from?" 182 00:08:19.299 --> 00:08:23.637 I said, "I am from West Africa, precisely, Cameroon." 183 00:08:23.671 --> 00:08:26.306 She's like, "Oh, Africa! 184 00:08:26.339 --> 00:08:29.276 "I have a friend, Mohammed, from Senegal. 185 00:08:29.309 --> 00:08:30.611 "You must know him." 186 00:08:34.948 --> 00:08:37.785 "Bitch, I don't know no Mohammed from Senegal." 187 00:08:37.818 --> 00:08:40.120 How many people here have a friend named Mohammed 188 00:08:40.153 --> 00:08:42.590 or Mohammed as a common... Just raise your hands. 189 00:08:42.623 --> 00:08:45.659 "Yes, bitch, I don't know your friend Mohammed from Senegal. 190 00:08:45.693 --> 00:08:48.495 "I don't. And while we're at it, I'm just gonna tell you, bitch, 191 00:08:48.596 --> 00:08:50.430 "I do not know Kunta Kinte. 192 00:08:50.463 --> 00:08:52.332 "I do not know Toby from the Roots. 193 00:08:52.365 --> 00:08:54.935 "I don't know Rafiki from The Lion Queen. 194 00:08:54.968 --> 00:08:56.637 "I do not know Zamunda. 195 00:08:56.670 --> 00:08:59.339 "And I definitely, definitely do not know Wakanda. 196 00:08:59.372 --> 00:09:02.610 "Bitch, I don't. Don't ask me about these places, like... 197 00:09:02.610 --> 00:09:05.245 from Senegal." 198 00:09:07.414 --> 00:09:09.516 And you know why I know it's Simba. 199 00:09:09.617 --> 00:09:11.719 It's such a tragedy what happened to Simba, 200 00:09:11.752 --> 00:09:13.153 and the father. 201 00:09:13.186 --> 00:09:14.688 You know what I mean? You know what happened to Simba. 202 00:09:14.722 --> 00:09:17.190 I wonder what he's doing these days. 203 00:09:17.224 --> 00:09:20.060 Do you know what Simba is doing? Do you even know Simba? 204 00:09:20.093 --> 00:09:21.862 Oh, American, you know, 205 00:09:23.631 --> 00:09:24.898 Yes, I got to say that. 206 00:09:24.932 --> 00:09:27.067 And then, you know, I don't understand 207 00:09:27.100 --> 00:09:29.402 why a lot of times 208 00:09:29.436 --> 00:09:32.539 when Americans think of us Africans, 209 00:09:32.640 --> 00:09:34.975 they think of National Geographic. 210 00:09:36.877 --> 00:09:37.911 Uh... Right. 211 00:09:37.945 --> 00:09:39.747 I don't get it. You know what I mean? 212 00:09:39.780 --> 00:09:42.549 Bitch, we are not just sitting in mud houses 213 00:09:42.650 --> 00:09:44.652 with bones in our nostrils, 214 00:09:44.652 --> 00:09:46.219 hunting lions and talking to them, 215 00:09:46.253 --> 00:09:47.855 like, "Hey, bitch, what's going on?" "Hey, girl." 216 00:09:47.888 --> 00:09:49.890 You know, we don't talk to our animals. 217 00:09:49.923 --> 00:09:51.725 Do you guys here talk to your pets? 218 00:09:51.759 --> 00:09:53.160 Yes, you do. Yes, you do. 219 00:09:54.662 --> 00:09:56.864 Yes, you do. Very strange. 220 00:09:56.897 --> 00:09:58.666 Very... That's something. It's very stra... 221 00:09:58.666 --> 00:10:00.634 That's very strange! 222 00:10:00.668 --> 00:10:01.802 Bitch, very strange. 223 00:10:01.835 --> 00:10:03.971 I must... I must admit, honey. 224 00:10:04.004 --> 00:10:05.739 That's very strange, because I remember, 225 00:10:05.773 --> 00:10:07.741 I'm, like, sitting in my apartment, you know, 226 00:10:07.775 --> 00:10:09.209 I'll be sitting in my apartment 227 00:10:09.242 --> 00:10:11.078 and, you know, I live in a beautiful apartment, 228 00:10:11.111 --> 00:10:13.714 at least I make a little money. So the apartment is beautiful, 229 00:10:13.747 --> 00:10:15.716 and then it has a little balcony, okay? 230 00:10:15.749 --> 00:10:17.718 So then there's always this white lady... 231 00:10:17.751 --> 00:10:19.787 You know, it's always white. Sorry, I have to let you know what the race is, 232 00:10:19.820 --> 00:10:21.488 so you can really picture. 233 00:10:23.691 --> 00:10:25.225 And she's walking around, 234 00:10:25.258 --> 00:10:27.728 every time she's with her stroller, always walking around, 235 00:10:27.761 --> 00:10:29.496 just, like, in front of our apartment. 236 00:10:29.529 --> 00:10:31.298 And then she's gonna wave. I'm like, "Hey, bitch, what's going on?" 237 00:10:31.331 --> 00:10:33.834 And so, she's walking and then she comes back 238 00:10:33.867 --> 00:10:35.736 and forth and back and forth, and always... 239 00:10:35.769 --> 00:10:37.905 So I thought it was like a kid in the stroller. 240 00:10:37.938 --> 00:10:40.007 You know that. "Oh, Mommy dearest." Very that. 241 00:10:40.040 --> 00:10:43.010 So then I said... One day I was like, "Let me just go up to the store. 242 00:10:43.043 --> 00:10:45.746 "It's a beautiful afternoon. Let me just go up to the store." 243 00:10:45.779 --> 00:10:47.080 So, bitch, I'm going up to the store 244 00:10:47.114 --> 00:10:48.916 and she's coming down with that stroller. 245 00:10:48.949 --> 00:10:50.483 So I was like, "Hey, how are you?" 246 00:10:50.517 --> 00:10:51.685 You know, trying to be a good neighbor. 247 00:10:51.719 --> 00:10:53.453 So I said, "Hey, girl, how are you? 248 00:10:53.486 --> 00:10:54.822 "Oh, my gosh, your child. 249 00:10:54.855 --> 00:10:58.158 "I know it's so hot outside. It's like 90 degrees. 250 00:10:58.191 --> 00:10:59.659 "What's her name?" 251 00:10:59.693 --> 00:11:02.763 And then she tells me the name of the child is Ting-Ting. 252 00:11:02.796 --> 00:11:05.999 I said, "Oh, Ting-Ting." Mind you, I haven't seen what's in the stroller. 253 00:11:06.033 --> 00:11:08.368 -I was like... - 254 00:11:09.602 --> 00:11:11.772 Oh, bitch. So I was like, "Oh, hi, Ting-Ting." 255 00:11:11.805 --> 00:11:13.941 You know, you're always trying to make like you love the kid, honey. 256 00:11:13.974 --> 00:11:15.608 You cannot just be like... 257 00:11:15.642 --> 00:11:17.244 "Hi, Ting-Ting." 258 00:11:17.277 --> 00:11:18.746 So, she opened... 259 00:11:22.282 --> 00:11:23.616 ...the stroller. 260 00:11:27.921 --> 00:11:29.622 Bitch, it was a rabbit. 261 00:11:31.792 --> 00:11:34.127 Bitch, I kid you not. I'm not lying. 262 00:11:34.795 --> 00:11:36.063 It was a rabbit. 263 00:11:36.096 --> 00:11:38.766 Rabbit's name is Ting-Ting in a stroller. 264 00:11:40.500 --> 00:11:41.769 Can you picture that? 265 00:11:42.569 --> 00:11:44.772 You all are strange here. 266 00:11:44.772 --> 00:11:46.539 I mean, I'm not judging. I'm not judging. 267 00:11:46.573 --> 00:11:49.777 You would speak to your pets and Ting-Ting the rabbit. 268 00:11:49.777 --> 00:11:51.945 But you're strange. You're strange. 269 00:11:51.979 --> 00:11:55.582 Yeah, but... And while we are at this... This topic, 270 00:11:55.615 --> 00:11:57.650 sir, can you just tell me... 271 00:11:58.786 --> 00:12:00.253 What's your name, sir? 272 00:12:03.490 --> 00:12:06.026 It's like one of those, like, normal names, like Mohammed. 273 00:12:06.059 --> 00:12:07.494 You know what I'm saying. 274 00:12:07.527 --> 00:12:08.862 You just don't really... 275 00:12:08.896 --> 00:12:10.798 It doesn't stick out that much. 276 00:12:10.831 --> 00:12:13.033 You know what I'm say... 277 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:23.844 Kevin is like, "Bitch, what did I sign up for, honey? 278 00:12:23.877 --> 00:12:25.345 "Bitch, what did I sign up for?" 279 00:12:25.378 --> 00:12:28.315 But you know what? Kevin, can you tell me 280 00:12:28.348 --> 00:12:31.318 who has always told you Americans 281 00:12:31.351 --> 00:12:33.686 that 25 cents a day 282 00:12:33.720 --> 00:12:37.057 could keep an African child from being hungry? 283 00:12:38.558 --> 00:12:39.927 Who, Kevin? 284 00:12:39.960 --> 00:12:43.563 Bitch, you can't even get a Happy Meal for 25 cents. 285 00:12:44.064 --> 00:12:45.833 Oh, the media, bitch. 286 00:12:45.833 --> 00:12:47.167 What did the... 287 00:12:47.200 --> 00:12:48.869 The... Why the lie... Right. 288 00:12:48.902 --> 00:12:50.503 25 cents a day, bitch. 289 00:12:50.537 --> 00:12:51.872 No. 290 00:12:51.905 --> 00:12:54.107 Girl... And by the way, just... All you know right now 291 00:12:54.141 --> 00:12:56.509 in Africa, we have food and water. 292 00:12:56.543 --> 00:12:58.678 Okay, bitch. And food and water. 293 00:12:58.711 --> 00:13:00.580 You can make some noise for that. Yeah. 294 00:13:04.051 --> 00:13:06.286 And Africa is very beautiful, I must let you know. 295 00:13:06.319 --> 00:13:08.521 Africa is beautiful. It's just like Houston, Texas 296 00:13:08.555 --> 00:13:11.859 minus the racism and Confederate flags, bitch. 297 00:13:11.859 --> 00:13:14.694 It's... You're... Oh, was that too much? 298 00:13:15.963 --> 00:13:17.865 I'm just telling you the truth, you know. 299 00:13:17.865 --> 00:13:20.500 Just from the eyes of an African, honey. 300 00:13:20.533 --> 00:13:22.369 Just saying. Hey. 301 00:13:22.402 --> 00:13:23.536 ALL: Hey. 302 00:13:23.570 --> 00:13:25.538 What were you saying? What did you say? 303 00:13:27.307 --> 00:13:29.109 Kevin, you've been to Africa? What part? 304 00:13:29.142 --> 00:13:31.178 It's like... There are many countries, honey. 305 00:13:31.211 --> 00:13:34.447 -Botswana and Senegal. -Oh. Oh, so you know Mohammed. 306 00:13:35.983 --> 00:13:37.885 So you know Mohammed. 307 00:13:37.885 --> 00:13:40.020 You must know Mohammed, Kevin. 308 00:13:40.988 --> 00:13:42.189 You must! 309 00:13:42.890 --> 00:13:44.992 Know... Mohammed. 310 00:13:48.896 --> 00:13:51.198 You know, I just have to say, you know, 311 00:13:51.231 --> 00:13:53.901 when I look at my journey, 312 00:13:53.901 --> 00:13:56.069 I came here about 20 years ago. 313 00:13:56.103 --> 00:13:58.405 I was just barely an infant, honey... 314 00:14:00.908 --> 00:14:01.975 Why are you laughing? 315 00:14:03.243 --> 00:14:05.645 What's funny? I know you've gone to Wikipedia 316 00:14:05.678 --> 00:14:07.948 and googled to try to see what my age is, 317 00:14:07.981 --> 00:14:09.749 but bitch, it lies, okay? 318 00:14:10.817 --> 00:14:12.652 But, you know, when I came here... 319 00:14:12.685 --> 00:14:13.720 Not when I came here 320 00:14:13.753 --> 00:14:15.055 but when I was thinking of coming here 321 00:14:15.088 --> 00:14:17.257 because my parents announced to me back at home, 322 00:14:17.290 --> 00:14:19.826 they were like, "Oh, BeBe, we're gonna send you to America, 323 00:14:19.927 --> 00:14:22.795 "so you can, you know, get your studies or whatever." 324 00:14:22.829 --> 00:14:24.264 Bitch, I was very excited. 325 00:14:24.297 --> 00:14:27.500 I was like, "Oh, my gosh, the American dream, honey." 326 00:14:27.534 --> 00:14:30.170 I was like, "Ooh, the high rises. 327 00:14:30.203 --> 00:14:32.005 "Bitch, you know, furs, 328 00:14:32.039 --> 00:14:33.974 "you know, I'm gonna satisfy myself. 329 00:14:34.007 --> 00:14:36.109 "I'm gonna look like this white Caucasian woman, 330 00:14:36.143 --> 00:14:37.777 "you know, just very rich." 331 00:14:37.810 --> 00:14:39.312 I was thinking of Hollywood. 332 00:14:39.346 --> 00:14:41.949 I was... Oh, bitch, I was looking at the brochure, girl, 333 00:14:41.949 --> 00:14:44.985 it was like paradise. 334 00:14:45.018 --> 00:14:47.955 Oh, bitch, I said "brochure," girl. 335 00:14:47.988 --> 00:14:50.991 Bitch, I said "brochure," honey. 336 00:14:51.024 --> 00:14:53.961 Yes, very that. Everybody say, "Brochure." 337 00:14:53.994 --> 00:14:55.162 ALL: Brochure! 338 00:14:55.195 --> 00:14:57.264 Now, what, honey? 339 00:14:57.297 --> 00:14:59.799 But, bitch, I was looking at a brochure, 340 00:14:59.832 --> 00:15:02.335 it was very, like, paradise here on Earth. 341 00:15:02.369 --> 00:15:06.773 I was like, "Oh, my God, bitch, I'm going to America!" 342 00:15:10.110 --> 00:15:13.380 Why did I land 343 00:15:13.413 --> 00:15:16.883 and my final destination was Minnesota? 344 00:15:19.987 --> 00:15:22.255 Bitch, it was minus 2 degrees 345 00:15:23.090 --> 00:15:25.392 and they had a blizzard. 346 00:15:25.425 --> 00:15:27.194 Bitch, I looked at the brochure, 347 00:15:27.227 --> 00:15:30.763 I looked out the window, I said, "Oh, hell no! 348 00:15:31.498 --> 00:15:33.333 "This must be the layover." 349 00:15:34.401 --> 00:15:36.069 I said, "This must be the layover." 350 00:15:36.103 --> 00:15:39.006 Yeah, because bitch, this is not what the brochure was saying. 351 00:15:39.006 --> 00:15:41.041 This is not what the brochure was saying, you know? 352 00:15:41.074 --> 00:15:43.410 Right, sis? 353 00:15:43.443 --> 00:15:44.577 Do you know what I'm talking? 354 00:15:44.611 --> 00:15:45.912 How many people have been to Minnesota? 355 00:15:46.013 --> 00:15:47.414 -MAN: Yes! - 356 00:15:47.447 --> 00:15:49.816 How many of you have been to Minnesota in the winter? 357 00:15:52.119 --> 00:15:53.786 So the brochure lied. 358 00:15:55.022 --> 00:15:56.289 Did it lie, girl? 359 00:15:56.323 --> 00:15:57.924 Yeah, I said, not tonight. 360 00:15:58.025 --> 00:16:00.660 It's like what you ordered and what you received. 361 00:16:00.693 --> 00:16:03.296 I said no. But, you know, you kind of make it work. 362 00:16:03.330 --> 00:16:04.631 You know, you kind of make it work. 363 00:16:04.664 --> 00:16:06.033 And so, I came here to America. 364 00:16:06.033 --> 00:16:08.035 Finally, I'm in America. No matter where I am, 365 00:16:08.068 --> 00:16:10.403 I am here in America. I have made it. 366 00:16:10.437 --> 00:16:12.705 And you all can make some noise for me being here. 367 00:16:19.746 --> 00:16:20.580 She made it. 368 00:16:20.613 --> 00:16:22.882 But you know, when I got here... 369 00:16:28.421 --> 00:16:31.891 Bitch, when I got here in Minnesota, 370 00:16:31.924 --> 00:16:34.361 not like... Well, America. Same thing. 371 00:16:35.428 --> 00:16:37.064 But still, they were... My friends were like, 372 00:16:37.064 --> 00:16:38.898 "Okay, let's go out and let's go have food, BeBe." 373 00:16:38.931 --> 00:16:41.168 You know, mind you, I've been here for a little bit, 374 00:16:41.201 --> 00:16:42.369 you know, a little while. 375 00:16:42.402 --> 00:16:43.536 But you know, sometimes when you come here, 376 00:16:43.570 --> 00:16:45.072 there's always like that culture shock. 377 00:16:45.072 --> 00:16:47.540 And the first culture shock was, of course, the winter 378 00:16:47.574 --> 00:16:50.110 which I kind of, like, started getting myself used to it. 379 00:16:50.143 --> 00:16:52.212 But okay, the restaurant... I've never really gone to a restaurant. 380 00:16:52.245 --> 00:16:54.714 So I said, "Okay, let's go to a restaurant." 381 00:16:54.747 --> 00:16:58.385 So we go and we are sitting at the restaurant. 382 00:16:58.418 --> 00:17:00.587 And now I'm trying to be very, very inquisitive 383 00:17:00.620 --> 00:17:02.122 and just looking around. 384 00:17:02.155 --> 00:17:06.126 And one thing I noticed on every table 385 00:17:06.159 --> 00:17:07.994 was salt and pepper. 386 00:17:08.095 --> 00:17:09.696 Like, every table had salt and pepper. 387 00:17:09.729 --> 00:17:11.098 So I didn't really understand, I was like, 388 00:17:11.131 --> 00:17:13.200 "Maybe that's how the Americans do it." 389 00:17:13.233 --> 00:17:15.535 And then, all of a sudden, the waiter comes 390 00:17:15.568 --> 00:17:17.970 and brings us the menu. 391 00:17:18.004 --> 00:17:20.207 And all the menus look like a phone book 392 00:17:20.240 --> 00:17:23.643 with, like, so many pages. 393 00:17:25.112 --> 00:17:27.147 I felt like I was holding my dissertation. 394 00:17:27.180 --> 00:17:29.849 I mean, it really... Bitch, it really did. 395 00:17:29.882 --> 00:17:31.551 And then he's standing right there 396 00:17:31.584 --> 00:17:34.954 and, like, it seems like there was this imaginary time clock saying, 397 00:17:34.987 --> 00:17:37.190 "Bitch, you better order really fast. 398 00:17:37.224 --> 00:17:38.525 "Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry." 399 00:17:38.558 --> 00:17:40.993 Girl, I swear I could hear the music of Joe Purdy 400 00:17:41.027 --> 00:17:43.463 just playing, just playing. And... 401 00:17:43.496 --> 00:17:45.832 So I have to go through all of this dissertation, 402 00:17:45.865 --> 00:17:47.800 which is "AKA" the menu, bitch. 403 00:17:47.834 --> 00:17:50.137 So when I'm done, I'm going to have high blood pressure 404 00:17:50.137 --> 00:17:52.172 and I'm going to have an anxiety complex. 405 00:17:52.205 --> 00:17:53.005 But I said... 406 00:17:57.177 --> 00:18:00.012 "The Yelp review never gave all of that." 407 00:18:00.046 --> 00:18:03.150 Lied again, like the brochure. You know what I'm saying? 408 00:18:03.150 --> 00:18:04.617 So then the food comes out. 409 00:18:04.651 --> 00:18:06.219 The food comes out looking stunning. 410 00:18:06.253 --> 00:18:09.256 You Americans know how to sell the illusion, bitch. 411 00:18:10.457 --> 00:18:12.325 Bitch, when it comes to the presentation, 412 00:18:12.359 --> 00:18:14.994 y'all know how to present! 413 00:18:16.763 --> 00:18:17.897 The food comes out... 414 00:18:19.199 --> 00:18:22.735 Just laid on the table. Just spread, bitch. 415 00:18:22.769 --> 00:18:28.007 Now I understood why the table had salt and pepper. 416 00:18:30.277 --> 00:18:35.014 Americans, what is up with your unseasoned food? 417 00:18:36.316 --> 00:18:37.817 Where is the flavor? 418 00:18:38.485 --> 00:18:41.087 Bitch, where is the flavor? 419 00:18:41.188 --> 00:18:44.191 Bitch, I know if my sister or my auntie was sitting with me, 420 00:18:44.224 --> 00:18:46.659 they should have been like, 421 00:18:46.693 --> 00:18:49.196 "BeBe, I cannot say... Why... 422 00:18:49.196 --> 00:18:51.764 "Why this people's food tasting like that now, heh?" 423 00:18:51.798 --> 00:18:54.201 "Where is the Maggi and the salt and pepper and the onions 424 00:18:54.234 --> 00:18:57.370 "and all the things... I just... Where is the Aqaba, heh?" 425 00:18:57.404 --> 00:19:00.207 Girl, I could just see my auntie just saying that, you know? 426 00:19:00.240 --> 00:19:01.908 But I have to use this moment 427 00:19:01.941 --> 00:19:03.276 to really apologize 428 00:19:03.310 --> 00:19:05.245 to all of my girlfriends, 429 00:19:05.278 --> 00:19:07.747 because every time we went to a restaurant, 430 00:19:07.780 --> 00:19:09.282 they will hold this, like, 431 00:19:09.316 --> 00:19:10.950 designer bags, you know what I mean? 432 00:19:10.983 --> 00:19:12.385 And they'll go to the restaurant 433 00:19:12.419 --> 00:19:14.887 and when we go to the restaurant and the food comes out 434 00:19:14.921 --> 00:19:16.589 and that bag opens, 435 00:19:16.623 --> 00:19:18.791 there's a whole bunch of spices coming out. 436 00:19:20.760 --> 00:19:22.795 And I used to talk to my girls, I said, 437 00:19:22.829 --> 00:19:24.764 "Bitch, this is so embarrassing. 438 00:19:24.797 --> 00:19:26.366 "What are these people thinking of us?" 439 00:19:26.399 --> 00:19:29.702 Mind you that we're Black girls. I love you sisters, you know. 440 00:19:29.736 --> 00:19:31.304 I mean, if I'm gonna call the white girls, 441 00:19:31.338 --> 00:19:32.805 I gotta call the Black girls, so... 442 00:19:32.839 --> 00:19:35.275 It was us, honey, just pulling out all the spices, 443 00:19:35.308 --> 00:19:36.709 and I just had to say... 444 00:19:36.743 --> 00:19:38.778 But now it made sense because when they pulled out, 445 00:19:38.811 --> 00:19:40.747 it was a lot... It wasn't like a lottery. 446 00:19:40.780 --> 00:19:41.948 It was a necessity. 447 00:19:41.981 --> 00:19:43.783 Like, you needed those spices. 448 00:19:43.816 --> 00:19:47.086 And I know you Americans know what I'm talking about, about the flavor. 449 00:19:47.119 --> 00:19:49.789 Make some noise if you know what I'm talking about the flavor. 450 00:19:50.990 --> 00:19:52.392 So, Kevin, do you know what I did? 451 00:19:52.425 --> 00:19:55.895 As a matter of fact, I brought my purse today, honey. 452 00:19:55.928 --> 00:19:57.430 Yes. Oh, yes, I did. 453 00:19:57.464 --> 00:20:00.166 You know, because every time I've been going ever since then, 454 00:20:00.267 --> 00:20:01.234 I carry my purse. 455 00:20:01.268 --> 00:20:03.336 And tonight, I had to bring my purse 456 00:20:03.370 --> 00:20:04.504 because I wasn't so sure 457 00:20:04.537 --> 00:20:06.239 what you audiences will give me. 458 00:20:06.273 --> 00:20:08.074 I don't know if you'll be salt and pepper 459 00:20:08.107 --> 00:20:10.009 or if I would need to season y'all bitches. 460 00:20:10.042 --> 00:20:12.612 So I brought... Let's see what I have here. 461 00:20:12.645 --> 00:20:13.813 Hmm. 462 00:20:16.182 --> 00:20:18.618 Oh, bitch, I have my black pepper. Mmhmm. 463 00:20:18.651 --> 00:20:20.152 -MAN: Yay! -Mmhmm. 464 00:20:20.186 --> 00:20:21.954 Let me see, I have my... 465 00:20:21.988 --> 00:20:24.324 Oh, my Baileys. Mmhmm. 466 00:20:25.157 --> 00:20:26.359 Mmhmm. 467 00:20:26.393 --> 00:20:29.596 What do I have? I have my sesame seed, bitch. 468 00:20:29.629 --> 00:20:31.130 Mmhmm. 469 00:20:31.163 --> 00:20:35.668 I have the sesame seed, bitch. I have my hot sauce, bitch. 470 00:20:35.702 --> 00:20:38.971 Bitch, I have my paprika, bitch. 471 00:20:39.005 --> 00:20:40.440 Bitch, I got my paprika, bitch. 472 00:20:40.473 --> 00:20:42.208 What do I have? My five spice. 473 00:20:42.241 --> 00:20:44.844 Yeah, that... That is a good one, bitch. 474 00:20:44.877 --> 00:20:47.046 It's just a good one. You need to try it, uh-huh. 475 00:20:47.079 --> 00:20:48.981 It's a good... And then, ah, yes. 476 00:20:49.015 --> 00:20:51.351 And my sumac here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 477 00:20:51.384 --> 00:20:54.053 Oh, bitch, oh... Oh! And I brought some sprays. 478 00:20:55.822 --> 00:20:57.189 I brought my pepper spray, bitch? 479 00:20:58.658 --> 00:20:59.959 Oh, yes, bitch, I hear that. 480 00:20:59.992 --> 00:21:02.228 You know, if anybody tries to act cute, honey, 481 00:21:02.329 --> 00:21:04.564 I'm gonna use my pepper spray because... Oh, yes, bitch. 482 00:21:04.597 --> 00:21:07.133 I'm not doing it, honey. I could be tall and Black, 483 00:21:07.166 --> 00:21:08.968 but I'm not Dave Chappelle, bitch. 484 00:21:09.001 --> 00:21:11.638 And bitch, Will Smith is not about to get... 485 00:21:11.671 --> 00:21:12.972 Is Will in the house? 486 00:21:13.005 --> 00:21:16.909 Will, I got one for you, bubba, bitch! 487 00:21:16.943 --> 00:21:20.146 If you come to me, honey, Kevin... 488 00:21:29.856 --> 00:21:32.359 She just needs to come prepared, honey, 489 00:21:32.359 --> 00:21:34.394 You are just looking at me so stunned. 490 00:21:34.427 --> 00:21:37.229 I know you've never seen this kind of beauty before. It's a lot. 491 00:21:37.263 --> 00:21:40.066 It's a lot to, you know, take it all in. Mmhmm. 492 00:21:40.099 --> 00:21:42.234 Mmhmm. What's your name, sir? 493 00:21:42.268 --> 00:21:44.471 -Oh, hi, Brian. Where are you from? 494 00:21:49.208 --> 00:21:50.510 Where's that? 495 00:21:51.844 --> 00:21:52.845 Oh, okay. 496 00:21:52.879 --> 00:21:54.146 It's a country? 497 00:21:58.017 --> 00:21:59.151 Bitch on a bus. 498 00:21:59.185 --> 00:22:00.487 But you know, when I... 499 00:22:00.520 --> 00:22:02.755 Also, I just have to also ask you all Americans. 500 00:22:02.789 --> 00:22:06.192 and I wanna say, I have so much love for all of us, for you. 501 00:22:06.225 --> 00:22:08.395 But I also don't understand 502 00:22:08.395 --> 00:22:11.398 why people are so... Americans just, in general, 503 00:22:11.398 --> 00:22:15.402 why you all are so obsessed with accents? 504 00:22:15.402 --> 00:22:17.437 Like... Oh, they... Am I lying? 505 00:22:17.470 --> 00:22:20.607 Please, make some noise if you think I'm telling the truth. 506 00:22:22.909 --> 00:22:25.111 Yes, I was in another event, you know, 507 00:22:25.144 --> 00:22:26.579 having a good time, dressed to the nines. 508 00:22:26.613 --> 00:22:28.415 You know, like I say, I always dress, honey. 509 00:22:28.448 --> 00:22:30.417 And this lady comes through again, honey. 510 00:22:30.417 --> 00:22:32.585 Caucasian lady. And I love you Caucasian women. 511 00:22:32.619 --> 00:22:36.423 Don't think I'm trying to pick on you, because you bitches pay my bills, so... 512 00:22:36.456 --> 00:22:39.258 I'm not... You understand? I know. 513 00:22:39.291 --> 00:22:41.428 You know that purse has a lot of...coins. 514 00:22:41.428 --> 00:22:42.962 So, but... 515 00:22:42.995 --> 00:22:45.231 It's always y'all acting very blonde, you know what I mean? 516 00:22:45.264 --> 00:22:49.268 Like, it's like America is full of a lot and a lot of different cultures, 517 00:22:49.301 --> 00:22:51.771 so I just don't understand when an immigrant comes 518 00:22:51.804 --> 00:22:55.442 and you guys act like it's some alien from outer space. 519 00:22:55.475 --> 00:22:57.810 She comes up to me and she's having a conversation with me, 520 00:22:57.844 --> 00:23:00.447 and she's like, "Hey, you know, you're dressed nice. 521 00:23:00.447 --> 00:23:02.214 "Oh, my gosh, you look really good." 522 00:23:02.248 --> 00:23:04.684 I said, "Oh, bitch, thank you so much. I get this all the time." 523 00:23:06.352 --> 00:23:08.521 And she's like. "Oh." So we started having a conversation. 524 00:23:08.555 --> 00:23:10.523 So she asked me and she's like, "Where are you from?" 525 00:23:10.557 --> 00:23:11.991 I said, "I'm from Cameroon, West Africa." 526 00:23:12.024 --> 00:23:14.494 She's like, "Oh, my gosh, your accent. 527 00:23:14.527 --> 00:23:19.198 "Oh, your accent is so beautiful." 528 00:23:19.231 --> 00:23:21.333 I said, "Oh, bitch, here we go. 529 00:23:21.834 --> 00:23:22.969 "Here we go." 530 00:23:23.002 --> 00:23:24.671 The accent, the stereotypes that you... 531 00:23:24.704 --> 00:23:26.539 You know, it's come to the point where 532 00:23:26.573 --> 00:23:28.541 now every time when people ask me, "Your accent, your accent." 533 00:23:28.575 --> 00:23:30.977 I just break down and just be honest and I say, 534 00:23:31.010 --> 00:23:32.779 "Hey, bitch. I'm from South Dakota. 535 00:23:34.614 --> 00:23:36.382 "It's exotic there." 536 00:23:36.483 --> 00:23:38.384 I'm just a riot, bitch. You've got to tell... You know what I mean? 537 00:23:38.485 --> 00:23:39.686 And by the time they come to you and say, 538 00:23:39.719 --> 00:23:41.921 "Hey, bitch, where you... Where are you from? 539 00:23:41.954 --> 00:23:43.322 "Oh, my gosh, you have a..." 540 00:23:43.355 --> 00:23:45.525 "Oh, you have a nice thing." You got to catch them 541 00:23:45.558 --> 00:23:47.527 before they try to catch you. 542 00:23:47.560 --> 00:23:50.329 Okay, you're trying to tell me that I have an accent, honey, 543 00:23:50.362 --> 00:23:52.499 What's so special about my accent, anyways? 544 00:23:52.532 --> 00:23:53.700 Nothing so special. 545 00:23:53.733 --> 00:23:56.268 Try people from Boston and New Orleans, honey. 546 00:23:57.804 --> 00:23:59.506 Oh, girl, anybody from Boston and New Orleans, 547 00:23:59.506 --> 00:24:02.374 if you've heard them talk, now that's an accent, honey. 548 00:24:03.375 --> 00:24:05.011 Isn't that an accent, honey? 549 00:24:05.044 --> 00:24:06.312 Yes, that's an accent. 550 00:24:06.345 --> 00:24:07.680 You know, sometimes when I go to those cities, 551 00:24:07.714 --> 00:24:10.750 I have to just take my translation dictionary with me. 552 00:24:10.783 --> 00:24:14.120 They'd be like, "Hi! Hi!" 553 00:24:14.153 --> 00:24:15.655 "Siri, what did they say?" 554 00:24:17.524 --> 00:24:19.258 But you know what? I'll have to also say this. 555 00:24:19.291 --> 00:24:20.627 You know, the fact that I'm African, 556 00:24:20.660 --> 00:24:23.262 and by the way, I am a very, very proud African, sis. 557 00:24:23.295 --> 00:24:25.364 -I'm a proud one. - 558 00:24:27.534 --> 00:24:29.669 How many... Do we have Africans in the house? 559 00:24:29.702 --> 00:24:31.604 I'm not talking about those from here, 560 00:24:31.638 --> 00:24:33.372 and I love you from here, bitch, 561 00:24:33.405 --> 00:24:36.375 'cause I knew it's a lot of boats, honey. 562 00:24:36.408 --> 00:24:38.377 But Africans that have come here, 563 00:24:38.410 --> 00:24:39.846 not through what they've come through, 564 00:24:39.879 --> 00:24:42.549 like airplane. I need them coming through the airplane. 565 00:24:42.582 --> 00:24:44.050 Make some noise. 566 00:24:44.083 --> 00:24:45.217 Oh, where are you from? 567 00:24:46.418 --> 00:24:47.620 Ethiopia! 568 00:24:47.654 --> 00:24:48.921 Oh, oh! 569 00:24:50.557 --> 00:24:52.959 That's a long way, bitch. 570 00:24:52.992 --> 00:24:55.394 Other... Other people from Africa? Also Ethiopia. 571 00:24:55.427 --> 00:24:56.663 Who else do we have in the house? 572 00:24:56.696 --> 00:24:58.565 -Oh, where are you from, sir? - 573 00:24:58.598 --> 00:25:00.733 Oh, ooh, South Africa. 574 00:25:00.767 --> 00:25:03.603 Oh, any other Africans in the house? 575 00:25:03.636 --> 00:25:04.637 Just two? 576 00:25:09.676 --> 00:25:11.644 Oh, you used to live in Botswana? 577 00:25:11.678 --> 00:25:12.712 Oh, so, you think you have a card 578 00:25:12.745 --> 00:25:14.614 because you used to live in Botswana. 579 00:25:14.647 --> 00:25:15.748 Bitch, no, you don't. 580 00:25:15.782 --> 00:25:17.984 That don't make you no African, bitch. 581 00:25:18.017 --> 00:25:22.655 You're just brown, honey. 582 00:25:22.689 --> 00:25:23.756 But I have to just say that 583 00:25:23.790 --> 00:25:25.758 the fact that I am African, Kevin... 584 00:25:25.792 --> 00:25:27.259 You know, Kevin is like, "Oh, bitch..." 585 00:25:27.293 --> 00:25:29.829 you're gonna get used to it, but... 586 00:25:31.297 --> 00:25:33.733 The fact that I'm African doesn't mean 587 00:25:33.766 --> 00:25:35.301 I drive a cab, 588 00:25:35.334 --> 00:25:37.604 or I know how to braid hair. 589 00:25:37.637 --> 00:25:39.739 I'm just... I just have to say it doesn't. I'm not... 590 00:25:39.772 --> 00:25:42.408 Well, as a matter of fact, I probably know... I know how to braid hair 591 00:25:42.441 --> 00:25:43.643 because after we're done tonight, 592 00:25:43.676 --> 00:25:45.244 I have to go to 125th Street 593 00:25:45.277 --> 00:25:47.614 because I have some clients till midnight, do you get it? 594 00:25:47.614 --> 00:25:49.448 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm just saying, sis, 595 00:25:49.481 --> 00:25:51.984 because it takes a lot to look this cheap. You understand what I'm saying? 596 00:25:52.018 --> 00:25:53.986 So I gotta go make my coins, you know what I'm saying, 597 00:25:54.020 --> 00:25:56.455 because people think like, "Oh, you won RuPaul's Drag Race and blah, blah..." 598 00:25:56.488 --> 00:25:57.690 Bitch, I'm still broke, you know what I mean? 599 00:25:57.724 --> 00:25:59.626 Like, one of my friends, the other day, called me 600 00:25:59.659 --> 00:26:01.661 and she was like, "Oh, BeBe, you need to... 601 00:26:01.694 --> 00:26:03.229 "You need to spread the wealth." 602 00:26:03.262 --> 00:26:05.064 I said, "Bitch, what do you mean 'I need to spread the wealth'?" 603 00:26:05.097 --> 00:26:07.667 Okay? She's like, "Girl, well, I was on Google 604 00:26:07.700 --> 00:26:10.770 "and I found out your worth is $1.5 million." 605 00:26:10.803 --> 00:26:12.739 I'm like, "Bitch, where is the money? 606 00:26:14.641 --> 00:26:16.075 "Bitch, where's the money? 607 00:26:16.108 --> 00:26:17.644 "Because I remember when I won RuPaul's Drag Race, 608 00:26:17.644 --> 00:26:19.345 "it was $20,000, bitch. 609 00:26:19.378 --> 00:26:21.447 "And by the time I received my check, 610 00:26:21.480 --> 00:26:23.415 "the IRS had taken half of that check. 611 00:26:23.449 --> 00:26:25.718 "They had, bitch, and then when I wanted to cash the check, 612 00:26:25.752 --> 00:26:27.887 "I had to pay to cash the check. Bitch. 613 00:26:27.920 --> 00:26:29.656 "And then I had to feed all of Africa. 614 00:26:29.656 --> 00:26:32.058 "So, bitch, where is the money? 615 00:26:32.091 --> 00:26:34.794 "Because the wire transfer has not cleared, bitch. 616 00:26:34.827 --> 00:26:37.029 "I'm still waiting, bitch." 617 00:26:37.063 --> 00:26:40.700 I'm telling you, Google and Wikipedia, bitch, 618 00:26:40.733 --> 00:26:42.401 they try... The lies they tell! 619 00:26:42.434 --> 00:26:44.470 Hi! 620 00:26:44.503 --> 00:26:45.571 What's your name, sir? 621 00:26:45.672 --> 00:26:47.139 -Oh. 622 00:26:52.679 --> 00:26:54.246 Just like Mohammed. 623 00:26:56.082 --> 00:26:58.050 Just like Mohammed. 624 00:26:58.084 --> 00:27:01.688 Just like Mohammed from Senegal, bitch. 625 00:27:01.721 --> 00:27:04.824 So now you see how stupid that question was, bitch. 626 00:27:05.825 --> 00:27:08.227 I'm just saying, but... 627 00:27:13.866 --> 00:27:16.168 Kevin, I'm not trying to say anything wrong about you. 628 00:27:21.941 --> 00:27:24.744 Kevin, it's a... You're okay, but it's a good name. 629 00:27:24.777 --> 00:27:25.978 Mmhmm. 630 00:27:28.781 --> 00:27:31.150 You know, one thing I also noticed when I came here, 631 00:27:31.183 --> 00:27:32.719 like, one of the stereotypes I see, 632 00:27:32.752 --> 00:27:34.553 you know, when I come here, um, 633 00:27:34.586 --> 00:27:37.724 people always tell me. "Oh, my gosh, Africa, Africa. Are you guys... 634 00:27:37.724 --> 00:27:39.025 "The fact that you're from Africa, 635 00:27:39.058 --> 00:27:42.394 "that means you guys really know how to move. 636 00:27:42.428 --> 00:27:43.896 "Like, you have rhythm." 637 00:27:45.131 --> 00:27:46.733 I said, "Well, some of that is true, 638 00:27:46.766 --> 00:27:49.435 "but not everybody has rhythm," you know what I mean? 639 00:27:49.468 --> 00:27:53.239 Because I feel like the media has bamboozled you, 640 00:27:53.272 --> 00:27:57.609 that in Africa we just have only three dance moves. Okay? 641 00:27:57.643 --> 00:27:58.945 Like, we have just a... 642 00:27:58.978 --> 00:28:01.580 Bitch, you know, and... Any dancers in the house? 643 00:28:01.748 --> 00:28:04.784 Any... Y'all know exactly what I'm talking about. 644 00:28:04.817 --> 00:28:06.819 You think we have just three dance moves? 645 00:28:06.853 --> 00:28:09.621 And do you wanna know who I really blame, honey? 646 00:28:09.655 --> 00:28:12.291 I'm not pointing at you like you're the one I blame. 647 00:28:12.324 --> 00:28:13.860 Don't get too nervous. 648 00:28:13.893 --> 00:28:15.828 But bitch, I blame Coming to America. 649 00:28:15.862 --> 00:28:18.597 Bitch, yes, I blame that movie Coming to America. 650 00:28:18.630 --> 00:28:20.132 They tried it, bitch. 651 00:28:20.166 --> 00:28:22.468 They tried it thinking that we have just three dance moves. 652 00:28:22.501 --> 00:28:26.672 The only thing they got right is the rose petals. 653 00:28:26.773 --> 00:28:29.541 Yeah, everything is far-fetched, bitch. 654 00:28:29.575 --> 00:28:31.811 Everything is far... But if you're a dancer in the house 655 00:28:31.844 --> 00:28:33.179 and you know what I'm talking about, 656 00:28:33.212 --> 00:28:35.782 those three African moves, please make some noise. 657 00:28:35.815 --> 00:28:38.484 -MAN: Yay! - 658 00:28:40.552 --> 00:28:41.988 Uh, if I ask you to come up here, 659 00:28:42.021 --> 00:28:43.522 can you come up here, honey? 660 00:28:47.827 --> 00:28:49.628 Come up here, honey. 661 00:29:05.311 --> 00:29:06.813 Mm. 662 00:29:06.813 --> 00:29:09.615 Wow. Wow. 663 00:29:29.435 --> 00:29:31.570 Mmhmm. 664 00:29:31.603 --> 00:29:34.506 Okay, bitch. I... What's... What's your name, by the way? 665 00:29:34.540 --> 00:29:35.908 What's your name, sir? 666 00:29:35.942 --> 00:29:37.309 Uh, Kevin. 667 00:29:38.444 --> 00:29:42.014 Oh, bitch, you don't look like a Kevin, honey. 668 00:29:42.048 --> 00:29:44.750 You're not giving me a Kevin, honey, that's not an illusion. 669 00:29:44.851 --> 00:29:46.752 -What's your name, sir? -Eddie. 670 00:29:46.853 --> 00:29:48.955 Oh, Eddie. Where are you from? 671 00:29:48.988 --> 00:29:50.189 New York, Manhattan. 672 00:29:54.861 --> 00:29:56.963 -Born and raised? -No. 673 00:29:58.130 --> 00:29:59.866 Bitch, we need to know the real place. 674 00:29:59.866 --> 00:30:01.433 Bitch, where are you from? 675 00:30:01.467 --> 00:30:02.534 Liberty, New York. 676 00:30:04.871 --> 00:30:06.405 Is that a country? 677 00:30:09.541 --> 00:30:12.344 I'm just saying, bitch, is that a country? 678 00:30:12.378 --> 00:30:15.281 But listen, Eddie, I want you to... 679 00:30:15.314 --> 00:30:18.017 How do you... By the way, there's three dance moves I'm talking about 680 00:30:18.050 --> 00:30:19.285 and you say you know 681 00:30:19.318 --> 00:30:20.686 -about... -I think I know what you mean. 682 00:30:20.719 --> 00:30:25.524 You think I know. What makes you think that you know? 683 00:30:25.557 --> 00:30:27.126 Taking dance. 684 00:30:27.159 --> 00:30:29.528 Oh, tak... Oh, because you're a dancer and a choreographer? 685 00:30:29.561 --> 00:30:31.063 Oh. So... 686 00:30:31.097 --> 00:30:32.831 I know... I don't know if I know you, 687 00:30:32.865 --> 00:30:34.666 and I am putting you on the spot... 688 00:30:38.604 --> 00:30:40.873 I just wanna make sure that you don't have a heart attack, 689 00:30:40.907 --> 00:30:41.874 you know what I'm saying? 690 00:30:41.908 --> 00:30:43.742 Look, just trying to make sure... 691 00:30:43.775 --> 00:30:45.878 But Kev, uh... Eddie, can you... 692 00:30:45.912 --> 00:30:47.546 Would you... If I put some music, 693 00:30:47.579 --> 00:30:50.049 would you be able to show the audience the three dance moves? 694 00:30:50.082 --> 00:30:53.752 Because sometimes they look at me as if I'm always just... 695 00:30:53.785 --> 00:30:56.288 -Do you want him... - 696 00:30:59.225 --> 00:31:01.593 If somebody hits some music for me, people. 697 00:31:01.627 --> 00:31:03.429 -Hit some music. - 698 00:31:03.462 --> 00:31:05.131 Come... Come on, make some noise. 699 00:31:05.164 --> 00:31:07.766 Ah! Ah! Come on. 700 00:31:08.434 --> 00:31:10.302 Oh! Ah! 701 00:31:10.336 --> 00:31:11.370 Eh! Eh! 702 00:31:11.938 --> 00:31:14.506 Ah! Ah! Eh! 703 00:31:14.540 --> 00:31:17.343 Eh! Eh! Eh! 704 00:31:17.977 --> 00:31:20.947 Eh! Eh! Hey. Hey! 705 00:31:20.980 --> 00:31:22.314 Ah! Ah! Oh! 706 00:31:23.015 --> 00:31:24.783 All right, all right. 707 00:31:24.816 --> 00:31:27.486 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! 708 00:31:27.519 --> 00:31:28.955 Ah, ah, ah! 709 00:31:28.988 --> 00:31:31.157 That's too much! That's too much! 710 00:31:31.190 --> 00:31:32.992 Too much. That's too much. 711 00:31:33.025 --> 00:31:34.626 Cut that music. 712 00:31:35.861 --> 00:31:37.997 -Uh-huh. 713 00:31:43.669 --> 00:31:44.670 Uh-huh. 714 00:31:44.703 --> 00:31:46.805 Not the split, bitch. The split... 715 00:31:46.838 --> 00:31:49.508 That wasn't... That wasn't part of the routine, bitch. 716 00:31:49.541 --> 00:31:51.978 Not this. The other three, you've got the other three. 717 00:31:52.011 --> 00:31:54.713 Yeah, you got the other three but not the split but you did... 718 00:31:54.746 --> 00:31:56.882 Everybody, please make some noise for him. 719 00:32:03.255 --> 00:32:05.891 You put all those three moves together, honey, 720 00:32:05.992 --> 00:32:09.295 and you have the African tribal dance. 721 00:32:09.328 --> 00:32:11.998 And it's so interesting because all the way up to today, 722 00:32:11.998 --> 00:32:16.235 those are the three moves that they're still teaching all you bitches in class, honey. 723 00:32:17.103 --> 00:32:18.470 Kevin... 724 00:32:18.504 --> 00:32:21.407 Africa. Many countries. 725 00:32:21.440 --> 00:32:24.410 Okay? Many countries. 726 00:32:26.178 --> 00:32:30.716 But, you know, after being here in America, 727 00:32:30.749 --> 00:32:33.652 some things feel very normal, sis. 728 00:32:33.685 --> 00:32:35.254 You know, some things feel very normal, 729 00:32:35.287 --> 00:32:36.822 like, sometimes it felt like home. 730 00:32:36.855 --> 00:32:38.257 And I'm gonna tell you this incident. 731 00:32:38.290 --> 00:32:40.559 One of the things that I kind of see the similarities 732 00:32:40.592 --> 00:32:43.729 between America and Africa 733 00:32:43.762 --> 00:32:44.930 are the aunties. 734 00:32:48.100 --> 00:32:50.669 The gossips, bitch. 735 00:32:50.702 --> 00:32:53.039 Oh, you're like... Oh, you don't know who the aunties are? 736 00:32:53.039 --> 00:32:57.309 If you don't know who the aunties are, then you are the auntie. 737 00:32:57.343 --> 00:33:01.047 Bitch, you know what I mean? Okay, how many people know when I say the aunties? 738 00:33:01.047 --> 00:33:03.915 -How many people know what I'm talking about? - 739 00:33:05.617 --> 00:33:08.054 Exactly. So, you know, I was minding my own business. 740 00:33:08.087 --> 00:33:10.222 I was just sitting, you know, It was a beautiful day. 741 00:33:10.256 --> 00:33:12.058 You know, I always have to paint the scenery 742 00:33:12.058 --> 00:33:14.060 so you guys can actually know what was going on, bitch. 743 00:33:14.060 --> 00:33:15.827 I cannot just tell the story, you know what I mean, bitch? 744 00:33:15.861 --> 00:33:19.398 You've got to paint... So it was a beautiful day, you know. 745 00:33:21.867 --> 00:33:23.202 Sis, it was a beautiful day, bitch. 746 00:33:23.235 --> 00:33:24.936 I would say probably like 80 degrees. 747 00:33:24.970 --> 00:33:26.605 You know, nice, sunny, whatever. 748 00:33:26.638 --> 00:33:29.541 And I was just like... I came and I was sitting by two aunties. 749 00:33:29.575 --> 00:33:31.910 They were just sitting there. And I was like, "Hey." 750 00:33:31.943 --> 00:33:35.081 We're just having a very nice, polite, 751 00:33:35.114 --> 00:33:36.082 intelligent conversation. 752 00:33:36.115 --> 00:33:38.084 I know they have lived in America 753 00:33:38.084 --> 00:33:39.251 for such a long time, 754 00:33:39.285 --> 00:33:40.919 but they were actually from Africa. 755 00:33:40.952 --> 00:33:43.089 So, you know, we're like, "Auntie, how are you?" 756 00:33:43.122 --> 00:33:46.092 "Oh, good to see you. You're looking so good," or whatever. 757 00:33:46.125 --> 00:33:48.427 And then all of a sudden, this beautiful young girl, 758 00:33:48.460 --> 00:33:50.696 I would say she's probably like 25 years old. 759 00:33:50.729 --> 00:33:53.532 So she had a little mini skirt on, her little crop top, 760 00:33:53.565 --> 00:33:54.933 you know, long hair. 761 00:33:54.966 --> 00:33:56.935 She was giving you the fantasy just like a teenager. 762 00:33:56.968 --> 00:33:58.137 And I'm like... Well, she's not a teenager 763 00:33:58.170 --> 00:33:59.371 'cause she was 20-something years old. 764 00:33:59.405 --> 00:34:00.872 But you understand, she was young. 765 00:34:00.906 --> 00:34:02.708 So she's walking through and she's coming through, 766 00:34:02.741 --> 00:34:04.510 and she comes by the aunties, right? 767 00:34:04.543 --> 00:34:06.278 Her name is Amina. 768 00:34:06.312 --> 00:34:07.446 Everybody say "Amina." 769 00:34:07.479 --> 00:34:08.847 -Amina. -ALL: Amina. 770 00:34:08.880 --> 00:34:11.150 Yeah, because you need to understand the story, right? 771 00:34:11.183 --> 00:34:12.351 You cannot just... 772 00:34:12.384 --> 00:34:14.320 You need to understand who Amina... Amina. 773 00:34:14.353 --> 00:34:15.487 -Amina. -ALL: Amina. 774 00:34:15.521 --> 00:34:16.988 You've got to put it like that. 775 00:34:17.022 --> 00:34:19.525 You have to put a little accent to it. Amina. 776 00:34:19.558 --> 00:34:21.527 -Amina. -ALL: Amina. 777 00:34:23.028 --> 00:34:24.163 So Amina is here. 778 00:34:27.133 --> 00:34:29.701 And then she comes and then she sees the aunties, 779 00:34:29.735 --> 00:34:30.802 and I'm sitting there. 780 00:34:30.836 --> 00:34:32.304 So all of a sudden, she says, 781 00:34:32.338 --> 00:34:34.573 "Aunties, aunties, good afternoon. 782 00:34:34.606 --> 00:34:36.208 "Oh, good afternoon." 783 00:34:36.242 --> 00:34:37.976 And then one of the aunties is like, 784 00:34:38.009 --> 00:34:40.479 "Eh, eh, Amina. 785 00:34:40.512 --> 00:34:42.214 "How are you now? 786 00:34:42.248 --> 00:34:43.315 "Oh, my gosh, 787 00:34:43.349 --> 00:34:45.217 "you are a big girl. 788 00:34:45.251 --> 00:34:47.153 "Ah! Beautiful! 789 00:34:47.186 --> 00:34:49.188 "How is your mother, Sarah?" 790 00:34:49.221 --> 00:34:52.158 She's like, "Oh, Auntie, my mother is doing great." 791 00:34:52.191 --> 00:34:53.425 "Oh, you're going home. 792 00:34:53.459 --> 00:34:55.161 "When you go home, say hi to your mother, eh?" 793 00:34:55.194 --> 00:34:58.530 "Uh-huh." "Tell her that we say hello, okay, Amina?" 794 00:34:58.564 --> 00:35:00.832 So Amina is about to leave. "Okay, bye, Amina. 795 00:35:00.866 --> 00:35:05.070 "Oh, my gosh, oh. Ah, such a good girl." 796 00:35:05.171 --> 00:35:08.073 Bitch, Amina did not take ten steps away. 797 00:35:08.174 --> 00:35:10.742 that auntie turned around me and said, 798 00:35:10.776 --> 00:35:13.179 "You know this Amina kid, eh? 799 00:35:13.179 --> 00:35:15.013 "I hear that her mother, 800 00:35:15.046 --> 00:35:18.016 "that her mother is a hateful bitch. 801 00:35:18.049 --> 00:35:20.085 "Her... And you see that Amina? 802 00:35:20.186 --> 00:35:23.255 "Look at Amina going like that. That's a prostitute, eh? 803 00:35:23.289 --> 00:35:24.323 "She is a prostitute. 804 00:35:24.356 --> 00:35:27.193 "She is a published prostitute, eh? 805 00:35:27.193 --> 00:35:30.829 "This... Ah! Ah! Look at her! Dirty girl, eh!" 806 00:35:30.862 --> 00:35:32.097 I looked at that wo... 807 00:35:32.198 --> 00:35:33.599 I looked at the aunties, I looked at myself. 808 00:35:33.632 --> 00:35:36.268 "Bitch, I'm not a published prostitute, bitch." 809 00:35:36.302 --> 00:35:39.205 Bitch, no, can you imagine being a published prostitute? 810 00:35:39.238 --> 00:35:41.207 Bitch, it means you've made it, bitch. 811 00:35:43.309 --> 00:35:46.044 Bitch, how many people know what published prostitute... 812 00:35:46.077 --> 00:35:48.214 Kevin, you do not know what published prostitute... 813 00:35:48.214 --> 00:35:51.217 Bitch, it means he made the back pages, bitch. 814 00:35:51.217 --> 00:35:53.219 Okay? It means you had some money, girl. I couldn't... 815 00:35:53.252 --> 00:35:54.853 I was like, "Oh, these... 816 00:35:54.886 --> 00:35:58.257 "But y'all also know how to gossip here." 817 00:35:59.658 --> 00:36:01.227 Amina. 818 00:36:01.260 --> 00:36:03.262 ALL: Amina. 819 00:36:05.431 --> 00:36:06.765 Amina. 820 00:36:06.798 --> 00:36:08.767 -Amina. -ALL: Amina. 821 00:36:11.737 --> 00:36:13.439 Yeah, but you know what, people? 822 00:36:13.472 --> 00:36:15.073 I would still say that 823 00:36:15.106 --> 00:36:17.743 I am very happy to be in America. 824 00:36:17.776 --> 00:36:19.010 I believe... 825 00:36:22.281 --> 00:36:24.115 In spite of it all... In spite of it all, 826 00:36:24.149 --> 00:36:26.151 I'm very happy to be here, in spite of it all. 827 00:36:26.252 --> 00:36:27.753 In spite of Amina, 828 00:36:27.786 --> 00:36:31.156 in spite of the Kevins. 829 00:36:31.257 --> 00:36:33.459 Bitch, I'm happy to be here because you know what, 830 00:36:33.492 --> 00:36:37.829 even being here, I have really achieved quite a bit. 831 00:36:45.271 --> 00:36:48.106 For those who have television, you would know. 832 00:36:48.139 --> 00:36:49.808 Uh-huh, for those who have television. 833 00:36:49.841 --> 00:36:51.943 you know I've won reality shows, 834 00:36:51.977 --> 00:36:54.813 I have had top charting music, 835 00:36:54.846 --> 00:36:56.448 I have gone viral, 836 00:36:56.482 --> 00:36:58.284 I have made TV appearances. 837 00:36:58.284 --> 00:37:00.085 I have been living the life. 838 00:37:00.118 --> 00:37:01.920 And I will not complain. 839 00:37:01.953 --> 00:37:07.559 But bitch, nothing was so important to me 840 00:37:07.593 --> 00:37:09.861 than getting my citizenship. 841 00:37:13.299 --> 00:37:16.668 Bitch, when I got my citizenship, 842 00:37:16.702 --> 00:37:19.004 that's how I knew I made you Africans... 843 00:37:19.037 --> 00:37:20.339 And not just Africans, 844 00:37:20.372 --> 00:37:22.140 immigrants in the house, make some noise. 845 00:37:23.375 --> 00:37:25.311 I'm talking about those that came here 846 00:37:25.311 --> 00:37:27.413 because immigrants can be many different things. 847 00:37:27.446 --> 00:37:28.847 But those that came here, make some noise. 848 00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:30.449 All four of you? There you go. 849 00:37:30.482 --> 00:37:32.918 So you will know exactly what I'm talking about, 850 00:37:32.951 --> 00:37:35.887 why America makes it so hard, bitch, 851 00:37:35.921 --> 00:37:38.189 for us to get our papers, honey. 852 00:37:38.223 --> 00:37:40.892 They make it so difficult 853 00:37:40.926 --> 00:37:42.227 to become a citizen here, 854 00:37:42.328 --> 00:37:44.229 and which I really don't understand. 855 00:37:44.330 --> 00:37:47.198 Because a lot of the jobs here, you don't wanna do them. 856 00:37:47.232 --> 00:37:48.199 And then we come here 857 00:37:48.233 --> 00:37:50.369 and we do the jobs for you bitches, 858 00:37:50.402 --> 00:37:53.004 and you still don't wanna give us our paper. 859 00:37:56.675 --> 00:37:58.143 I don't get it. 860 00:37:58.176 --> 00:38:00.145 Do you all... Do you just... Okay, just to let you know 861 00:38:00.178 --> 00:38:02.348 with the whole citizen... Citizenship process, 862 00:38:02.348 --> 00:38:04.850 it's like this exam that you have to study. 863 00:38:04.883 --> 00:38:06.718 Bitch, you have to study it 864 00:38:06.752 --> 00:38:09.821 like your life depends on it, bitch. 865 00:38:09.855 --> 00:38:11.357 I'm telling you, you don't understand. 866 00:38:11.357 --> 00:38:12.958 It is so tedious. 867 00:38:12.991 --> 00:38:16.462 You've got to know all of these things about American history. 868 00:38:16.495 --> 00:38:18.630 And... Right? How many people studied... 869 00:38:18.664 --> 00:38:20.131 Did you study the exam? 870 00:38:20.165 --> 00:38:22.368 Yeah. And legislature, right? 871 00:38:22.368 --> 00:38:24.370 Wasn't that a pain... It was a lot 872 00:38:24.370 --> 00:38:27.072 to learn all of those answers in the question... 873 00:38:27.105 --> 00:38:28.707 And the gag about it is that 874 00:38:28.740 --> 00:38:31.076 99% of all you Americans, Kevin, 875 00:38:31.109 --> 00:38:33.745 do not even know the answers. 876 00:38:33.779 --> 00:38:36.482 Bitch, you don't even know the answers. 877 00:38:36.515 --> 00:38:39.250 But then you're making us do all that bullshit. 878 00:38:42.053 --> 00:38:43.389 Somebody got it now? 879 00:38:44.289 --> 00:38:45.591 Okay, somebody got it now. 880 00:38:45.624 --> 00:38:49.227 How many people here are proud to be American? 881 00:38:52.063 --> 00:38:53.699 I know a lot is going on right now, 882 00:38:53.732 --> 00:38:55.200 but think about the glory days. 883 00:38:55.233 --> 00:38:59.270 If you are a proud American, make some noise. 884 00:39:03.041 --> 00:39:04.410 What's your name, sweetheart? 885 00:39:05.544 --> 00:39:07.679 Kristen, where are you from? 886 00:39:07.713 --> 00:39:09.180 Can you come up here, please? 887 00:39:10.816 --> 00:39:11.850 Come on here, Kristen. 888 00:39:11.883 --> 00:39:13.151 Come on here, Kristen. 889 00:39:13.184 --> 00:39:15.020 Take your time, Kristen, honey. 890 00:39:15.053 --> 00:39:17.623 Take your time. Take your time, Kristen. 891 00:39:17.656 --> 00:39:20.325 How many people here are proud Americans? 892 00:39:20.426 --> 00:39:22.461 Come on, if you're proud... 893 00:39:22.494 --> 00:39:24.095 What's your name, sir? 894 00:39:25.431 --> 00:39:28.299 Uh, Erik, can you come on... Come on. Come on. 895 00:39:28.667 --> 00:39:29.801 Come on, Erik. 896 00:39:29.835 --> 00:39:32.504 How many people here are proud Americans? 897 00:39:32.538 --> 00:39:34.673 I need... Here, let's see. 898 00:39:34.706 --> 00:39:36.542 Hmm. 899 00:39:36.575 --> 00:39:38.444 -What's your name, sir? - 900 00:39:38.444 --> 00:39:40.446 -Where you from, Brady? - 901 00:39:42.681 --> 00:39:44.850 Oh, because Brady is a very American name, honey. 902 00:39:44.883 --> 00:39:47.018 She's given... You know, you're giving me a very American name. 903 00:39:47.052 --> 00:39:48.554 Are you proud to be an American? 904 00:39:51.490 --> 00:39:52.524 Come up here. 905 00:39:56.462 --> 00:39:59.364 So I'm going to position you guys. 906 00:39:59.465 --> 00:40:01.467 -I need you over here, baby. -Okay. 907 00:40:01.500 --> 00:40:04.470 Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Stand there. Take your time, take your time. 908 00:40:04.503 --> 00:40:06.838 And I'm gonna... Mm. Take your time. 909 00:40:06.872 --> 00:40:09.340 Okay, now stand, you know, like, stand like a model, honey. 910 00:40:09.374 --> 00:40:10.542 You're on television. 911 00:40:11.342 --> 00:40:12.744 Now stand over there. 912 00:40:12.778 --> 00:40:15.280 You're giving me very salt and pepper, bitch. 913 00:40:16.114 --> 00:40:17.983 I need you to look seasoned! 914 00:40:18.016 --> 00:40:19.384 Uh, hon... 915 00:40:19.417 --> 00:40:22.253 I need you to stay... Mmhmm. 916 00:40:23.388 --> 00:40:26.858 Guys, do you guys know what we're going to do? 917 00:40:26.892 --> 00:40:29.427 We are going to play a game. 918 00:40:32.564 --> 00:40:36.502 We're gonna play a game, and the title of this game is 919 00:40:36.535 --> 00:40:40.105 "Are You Smarter Than An Immigrant?" 920 00:40:40.138 --> 00:40:43.274 - 921 00:40:52.050 --> 00:40:53.418 And you know, and you know... 922 00:40:53.451 --> 00:40:55.020 You know, I just have to let you guys know 923 00:40:55.053 --> 00:40:56.354 because we're gonna play this game... 924 00:40:56.387 --> 00:40:57.455 Don't get nervous. It's okay. 925 00:40:57.489 --> 00:40:59.190 I mean, you're a proud American, bitch. 926 00:40:59.224 --> 00:41:00.892 You should not get nervous, honey. 927 00:41:00.926 --> 00:41:02.293 Okay? And guess what? 928 00:41:02.327 --> 00:41:05.531 When it's all done, if you all get the answers correct, 929 00:41:05.531 --> 00:41:07.165 then you go back to the world 930 00:41:07.198 --> 00:41:08.600 and you get to celebrate yourself 931 00:41:08.634 --> 00:41:12.037 and the freedom that America has to offer. 932 00:41:13.304 --> 00:41:15.340 But bitch, if you fail... 933 00:41:16.407 --> 00:41:18.176 -Get out. -No. 934 00:41:18.209 --> 00:41:23.048 We're going to have some ICE agents waiting right out of the door. 935 00:41:23.081 --> 00:41:25.551 Bitch, you don't even need to take your belongings 936 00:41:25.584 --> 00:41:28.053 or anything. You just have to follow them, honey. 937 00:41:28.086 --> 00:41:30.556 I'm trying to... I'm trying to help you bitches here. 938 00:41:30.556 --> 00:41:32.323 I'm trying to help. You just got to follow them. 939 00:41:32.357 --> 00:41:33.559 Do you know where you're originated from? 940 00:41:33.559 --> 00:41:34.793 Like, I know you're in America. 941 00:41:34.826 --> 00:41:36.962 But do you know where your origins are from? 942 00:41:36.995 --> 00:41:38.229 -Yes. -You do. 943 00:41:38.263 --> 00:41:40.365 -Yes. -So you're going there if you don't... 944 00:41:41.399 --> 00:41:42.701 Okay, so... 945 00:41:42.734 --> 00:41:44.202 Take your time. 946 00:41:44.235 --> 00:41:46.404 Take your time. 947 00:41:46.437 --> 00:41:48.574 So I'm going to like... 948 00:41:48.574 --> 00:41:50.408 Everybody clap. 949 00:41:54.946 --> 00:41:57.048 We are going to go to contestant number one. 950 00:41:57.082 --> 00:41:59.585 What's your name? I want you to introduce yourself, 951 00:41:59.585 --> 00:42:02.353 and I want you to tell us where you're from 952 00:42:02.387 --> 00:42:05.423 and why you are proud to be an American. 953 00:42:07.292 --> 00:42:08.660 -You can hold it. -Right, okay. 954 00:42:08.694 --> 00:42:12.230 My name is Kristen, and I'm from Cincinnati, Ohio. 955 00:42:12.263 --> 00:42:13.464 And I'm proud to be an American 956 00:42:13.498 --> 00:42:16.134 because of all the freedom we have every day. 957 00:42:21.607 --> 00:42:23.508 I don't take it for granted, 958 00:42:23.609 --> 00:42:25.611 and I hope that I make everyone proud. 959 00:42:29.480 --> 00:42:30.649 Okay. 960 00:42:35.520 --> 00:42:37.756 Bitch, okay, that was a lot! 961 00:42:37.789 --> 00:42:41.459 It was just supposed to be a simple introduction, bitch. 962 00:42:41.492 --> 00:42:43.394 Not a whole paragraph, girl. 963 00:42:44.462 --> 00:42:47.332 Contestant number two. 964 00:42:47.365 --> 00:42:50.636 Can you let us know what your name is, where you're from 965 00:42:50.636 --> 00:42:54.039 and why you're proud to be an American? 966 00:42:54.072 --> 00:42:56.007 -Hi. -You can hold it. 967 00:42:56.041 --> 00:42:57.876 Hello, uh, I'm Brady. 968 00:42:57.909 --> 00:43:00.646 I'm from Dallas, Texas, and I'm proud to be an American 969 00:43:00.646 --> 00:43:03.248 because you, uh... I can be as gay as I want. 970 00:43:03.281 --> 00:43:05.651 -Thank you. 971 00:43:10.989 --> 00:43:12.023 Uh-huh. 972 00:43:12.057 --> 00:43:15.393 I like that. That was good. Freedom. 973 00:43:15.426 --> 00:43:16.728 So bitch, you better make sure 974 00:43:16.762 --> 00:43:19.130 you know the answer to this question, 975 00:43:19.164 --> 00:43:20.766 if you want that freedom 976 00:43:20.799 --> 00:43:22.668 because all these bitches keep talking about freedom, bitch. 977 00:43:22.668 --> 00:43:23.669 Okay, I'm just saying. 978 00:43:23.669 --> 00:43:25.704 Contestant number three. Hi. 979 00:43:25.737 --> 00:43:27.873 Can you tell us your name, where you're from 980 00:43:27.906 --> 00:43:31.009 and why you're so proud to be an American? 981 00:43:32.678 --> 00:43:34.746 My name is Erik. I'm from Brooklyn. 982 00:43:40.085 --> 00:43:43.321 And I was saying, I was, like, kind of proud to be an... 983 00:43:43.354 --> 00:43:44.923 I was going like this. 984 00:43:44.956 --> 00:43:48.026 You know, sometimes it depends on the day. 985 00:43:50.161 --> 00:43:54.332 When I am proud, it's because of what they said though 986 00:43:54.365 --> 00:43:57.602 When I'm not proud it's because of everything else. 987 00:44:05.276 --> 00:44:06.912 A little too much, but okay. 988 00:44:07.946 --> 00:44:10.716 Are we ready for these questions? 989 00:44:12.751 --> 00:44:15.053 Now I need y'all to really, really support these. 990 00:44:15.086 --> 00:44:17.723 I mean, coming up here and doing this is the... 991 00:44:17.756 --> 00:44:19.725 That means it's... You're very bold 992 00:44:19.725 --> 00:44:21.592 and your life is at risk. 993 00:44:21.626 --> 00:44:22.761 Okay, bitch. 994 00:44:22.794 --> 00:44:26.197 So, contestant number one. 995 00:44:30.535 --> 00:44:36.641 Who is the Chief Justice of the United States right now? 996 00:44:42.147 --> 00:44:44.282 Pounding. Um... 997 00:44:44.615 --> 00:44:46.551 I don't know. 998 00:44:46.584 --> 00:44:47.753 I don't know. 999 00:44:47.753 --> 00:44:49.154 Chief... I mean... 1000 00:44:54.259 --> 00:44:55.293 Just stay there. 1001 00:44:57.262 --> 00:44:59.898 Contestant number two. 1002 00:44:59.931 --> 00:45:01.499 -Are you ready? -No. 1003 00:45:05.670 --> 00:45:09.975 Name one of the Federalist Papers. 1004 00:45:12.778 --> 00:45:17.548 Name one writers 1005 00:45:18.784 --> 00:45:22.854 of the Federalist Papers. 1006 00:45:24.689 --> 00:45:25.791 Andrew Hamilton. 1007 00:45:28.794 --> 00:45:31.462 -No? -Do you believe you got it? 1008 00:45:31.496 --> 00:45:34.299 You are a proud American, do you believe you got it? 1009 00:45:34.332 --> 00:45:37.502 And do you feel your answer is correct? 1010 00:45:39.037 --> 00:45:40.806 Yes, I'm gonna go with yes. 1011 00:45:44.609 --> 00:45:45.844 He got it. 1012 00:45:59.825 --> 00:46:02.193 You can enjoy your freedom now, bitch. 1013 00:46:02.928 --> 00:46:04.830 Just be gay, girl. 1014 00:46:04.830 --> 00:46:07.232 You can get more gayer, bitch. 1015 00:46:11.937 --> 00:46:14.672 Contestant number three. 1016 00:46:17.876 --> 00:46:21.112 What's the name of the doctor 1017 00:46:21.146 --> 00:46:26.952 who performed Pamela Anderson's breast augmentation surgery? 1018 00:46:28.319 --> 00:46:32.457 We also need the exact date and time of the procedure. 1019 00:46:45.871 --> 00:46:48.306 Uh, Dr. Hugh Hefner? 1020 00:46:51.076 --> 00:46:52.677 Failed. 1021 00:46:53.744 --> 00:46:56.882 Failed. Uh, you know what? Ahem. 1022 00:46:57.548 --> 00:46:58.583 Agent. 1023 00:47:06.657 --> 00:47:08.093 You can take them. 1024 00:47:08.126 --> 00:47:10.395 You can take them. Yeah, you can take... Girls, I tried. 1025 00:47:10.428 --> 00:47:12.530 I tried. There you go. You can take them. 1026 00:47:12.563 --> 00:47:13.899 Yeah. Yeah, you can take... It's okay. 1027 00:47:13.899 --> 00:47:16.034 I'm sorry, I tried. You can... 1028 00:47:16.067 --> 00:47:16.902 I'm sorry. 1029 00:47:16.902 --> 00:47:18.136 I'm sorry. 1030 00:47:18.603 --> 00:47:19.604 I'm sorry. 1031 00:47:22.773 --> 00:47:25.110 I tried. I tried. 1032 00:47:25.143 --> 00:47:28.413 Bitch, that is what any immigrants would know. 1033 00:47:28.446 --> 00:47:30.781 Bitch, that is the process. 1034 00:47:30.815 --> 00:47:34.485 That is what it takes to live in this country. 1035 00:47:35.286 --> 00:47:37.822 Pamela's breast augmentation. 1036 00:47:40.025 --> 00:47:41.559 But people, I have to tell you, 1037 00:47:41.592 --> 00:47:45.196 when I got my citizenship... And, yes, I got my citizenship. 1038 00:47:48.633 --> 00:47:49.968 I did, bitch. 1039 00:47:50.001 --> 00:47:52.503 When I passed my citizenship, 1040 00:47:53.171 --> 00:47:55.073 it was everything. 1041 00:47:55.106 --> 00:47:56.942 It was everything to me, bitch. 1042 00:47:56.975 --> 00:47:58.743 I could go to... 1043 00:47:58.776 --> 00:48:01.346 I could vote because voting is the big one, you know what I'm saying? 1044 00:48:01.379 --> 00:48:04.983 And speaking of voting, all of you bitches need to go out there and vote, honey. 1045 00:48:05.016 --> 00:48:07.953 -Okay? - 1046 00:48:07.953 --> 00:48:09.854 Y'all need to go out there and vote, honey. 1047 00:48:09.955 --> 00:48:12.323 They are really trying to take our shit away. 1048 00:48:12.357 --> 00:48:14.492 But they'll soon know what I'm talking about. 1049 00:48:14.525 --> 00:48:18.563 Kevin, you probably don't know what I'm talking about. But... 1050 00:48:18.596 --> 00:48:20.498 Kevin, do you know what I'm talking about? 1051 00:48:20.531 --> 00:48:22.333 Okay, what am I talking about, Kevin? 1052 00:48:26.371 --> 00:48:27.973 Our freedom, Kevin? 1053 00:48:33.378 --> 00:48:35.580 Kevin, our? O-U-R? 1054 00:48:36.581 --> 00:48:38.583 I don't know about that, Kevin, 1055 00:48:38.616 --> 00:48:41.886 because you're not giving me "our," honey. 1056 00:48:41.987 --> 00:48:43.388 But people, like, I have to say, 1057 00:48:43.421 --> 00:48:46.191 like, when I won and I was here 1058 00:48:46.224 --> 00:48:47.725 and I got my citizenship, 1059 00:48:47.758 --> 00:48:50.061 bitch, when I got that citizenship, 1060 00:48:50.095 --> 00:48:52.030 it was everything to me, bitch. 1061 00:48:52.063 --> 00:48:53.898 I was at the grocery store. 1062 00:48:53.999 --> 00:48:56.234 I would see this old lady trying to get her fruits or whatever, bitch, 1063 00:48:56.267 --> 00:48:58.203 and I was just waving my ticket. I was like, 1064 00:48:58.236 --> 00:49:00.905 "Bitch, I'm a citizen! Bitch, I'm a citizen! 1065 00:49:01.006 --> 00:49:02.540 Everywhere. "Bitch, I'm a citizen." 1066 00:49:02.573 --> 00:49:06.044 And it was just... It just meant so much to me. 1067 00:49:06.077 --> 00:49:08.346 It meant so much to me because here I am in America 1068 00:49:08.379 --> 00:49:10.281 and people, I know you guys have been here, 1069 00:49:10.315 --> 00:49:12.550 and I'm so happy that you guys came here to see me, 1070 00:49:12.583 --> 00:49:14.485 but I will tell you this. 1071 00:49:14.519 --> 00:49:17.022 I mean, because there's... There's an end to all of these conversations, 1072 00:49:17.055 --> 00:49:19.824 the differences, the similarities. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1073 00:49:19.857 --> 00:49:24.629 What that means to me is that America is such a melting pot 1074 00:49:24.662 --> 00:49:29.034 where there are so many, many people who live in this country, 1075 00:49:29.034 --> 00:49:31.302 and what makes this country so beautiful 1076 00:49:31.336 --> 00:49:35.306 are the differences that exists here in this country, 1077 00:49:35.340 --> 00:49:38.243 -Every single person 1078 00:49:38.276 --> 00:49:42.147 that is in this country is from somewhere 1079 00:49:42.180 --> 00:49:43.414 and what makes it beautiful, 1080 00:49:43.448 --> 00:49:46.051 when we can sit here and we can laugh 1081 00:49:46.051 --> 00:49:47.218 and have a good time 1082 00:49:47.252 --> 00:49:49.054 is because we can talk about our differences 1083 00:49:49.087 --> 00:49:50.221 and they are funny, 1084 00:49:50.255 --> 00:49:53.824 but they also make us together, 1085 00:49:53.858 --> 00:49:55.060 make us be together. 1086 00:49:55.060 --> 00:49:57.362 They make us align our energies together. 1087 00:49:57.395 --> 00:49:59.097 Do you know what I'm saying? 1088 00:49:59.130 --> 00:50:00.698 So we should love being here. 1089 00:50:00.731 --> 00:50:03.068 We should love the freedom of being gay. 1090 00:50:03.101 --> 00:50:04.602 Okay? We should love... 1091 00:50:04.635 --> 00:50:06.904 We should love. We should be able to... 1092 00:50:06.937 --> 00:50:08.073 We should take that time 1093 00:50:08.106 --> 00:50:09.540 and really, really just love the freedom, 1094 00:50:09.574 --> 00:50:11.376 and that's why I'm so excited to be here. 1095 00:50:11.409 --> 00:50:13.078 That's why I'm a proud African, 1096 00:50:13.111 --> 00:50:16.081 but I'm also a very proud American. 1097 00:50:16.114 --> 00:50:17.082 Yes, I am. 1098 00:50:20.285 --> 00:50:21.719 So I am saying, people, 1099 00:50:21.752 --> 00:50:24.122 as we're enjoying the freedom here in America, 1100 00:50:24.155 --> 00:50:25.223 we need to love each other 1101 00:50:25.256 --> 00:50:26.724 and we need to love ourselves 1102 00:50:26.757 --> 00:50:29.560 and we need to celebrate the freedom 1103 00:50:29.594 --> 00:50:31.562 that we have here in this country. 1104 00:50:31.596 --> 00:50:34.099 So when you are sitting at that restaurant 1105 00:50:34.132 --> 00:50:36.934 and you see that immigrant who is sitting right there 1106 00:50:36.967 --> 00:50:39.937 going through the phone book of a menu trying to figure out, 1107 00:50:39.970 --> 00:50:41.439 "Bitch, what am I going to eat?" 1108 00:50:41.472 --> 00:50:43.608 You just lean all the way back 1109 00:50:43.641 --> 00:50:47.412 with your basket of seasonings and that hot sauce 1110 00:50:47.445 --> 00:50:52.250 and tell them, "Bitch, it gets greater later." 1111 00:50:52.283 --> 00:50:53.951 Thank you so much, everybody. 1112 00:51:00.125 --> 00:51:01.959 Bye. 1113 00:51:01.992 --> 00:51:03.694 Bye, people. 1114 00:51:08.866 --> 00:51:10.835 Amina! 1115 00:51:10.868 --> 00:51:12.470 ALL: Amina! 1116 00:51:12.503 --> 00:51:14.672 Thank you, everybody. 1117 00:51:29.554 --> 00:51:34.692 * You can be tender and I'll be lightning 1118 00:51:34.725 --> 00:51:38.729 * You can be a match and I'll be gasoline 1119 00:51:39.864 --> 00:51:44.769 * Something like a tower and electricity 1120 00:51:44.802 --> 00:51:50.175 * I really like a chemistry and I've been patient 1121 00:51:50.175 --> 00:51:51.709 * But I can keep on 1122 00:51:51.742 --> 00:51:54.712 * Waiting, waiting, waiting waiting, waiting *