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- Hello!
- Hi!
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Hello, Presleys. I'm Barbara.
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So nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you!
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I know. I know it's a little rough,
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but nothing
a little landscaping couldn't fix, right?
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- What about this porch?
- Yeah.
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Huh? Original everything.
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- Everyone here?
- Uh-huh.
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Ready?
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- Yeah. Let's see it.
- Okay.
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Everything okay?
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Oh! Yes! Come in. Come in!
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Cleaning crew can't come until Tuesday.
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As you can see,
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the home has tons of old-world charm.
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The house was built in 1904.
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It's registered with the Illinois
Historic Preservation Society.
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Instant value added.
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And look at all the gorgeous...
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Where's Kevin?
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♪ I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing ♪
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♪ Till they got a hold of me ♪
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♪ I opened doors... ♪
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What are you doing?
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- ♪ I helped the... ♪
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Come inside.
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Do I have to?
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Yes, you have to.
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Tons of closet space, huh?
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Primary bath, original fixtures and tile.
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Oh! And have you noticed
the high ceilings? I mean...
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The house is just listed really low.
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And I know it's a fixer-upper, but still...
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- Nothing, like, bad happened here, right?
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Oh my...
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Oh my gosh, no.
It's just a buyer's market.
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Got ya, bitch.
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- Ha, ha, ha. You got me. Ha.
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- Were you there the whole time?
- Yeah.
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- Oh my God.
- It took you long enough.
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Got me messing up my drip
with all this dust.
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...little work, yard work
or anything like that.
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You know what I'm saying? Oh!
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Think we're gonna move here?
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Hell no, man.
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This place is a dump.
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Watch your right side.
Come in tight!
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No, no, no. Turn more.
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Hey, wait! No, no, no!
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Hey, watch it! You hit the mailbox, man!
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There's ten more of those on the truck,
and they ain't moving themselves.
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Funny.
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Oi, Joy!
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Nasty.
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Nasty. Nasty.
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- Nasty. Nasty.
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Nasty.
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Ooh.
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What are you doing?
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Oh yeah.
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Come on.
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- It's a dance party, man.
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Pick something good.
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- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Come on, man. It's a dance party, Kev.
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Remember you used to dance
with your old man? Come on.
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- Show me some of them moves.
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Come on. Look! Come on.
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Come on, man.
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I'm good, Dad. Thanks.
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♪ Who knew we'd make it this far ♪
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- ♪ Then I think about where would I be-- ♪
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What the hell? Give me my phone!
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- After dinner.
- Mom!
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- I'm not getting in the middle of this.
- Yeah, of course not.
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Come on, Frank. Give me a break.
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So, what? You'd rather listen
to some old white dude play guitar?
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Terry Kath is one of the greatest
guitarists of all time.
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"Terry Kath
is one the greatest..."
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That's not true.
Jimi Hendrix is the greatest.
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Oh. Did you read that in Rolling Stone?
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No, it's a fact. Ask anybody.
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Or just ask Jimi Hendrix himself.
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He said Kath was his greatest inspiration.
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He was a genius.
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The dude accidentally
shot himself in the face.
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A genius he is not.
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Says the guy
reading a book for dummies.
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You know what?
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I'm sorry you're so unhappy.
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Okay?
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Now, we're all here
trying to get a fresh start.
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I'd appreciate it if you'd come at it
with a little bit more positivity.
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How many fresh starts are we at now, Dad?
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I lost count.
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What the hell, man?
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What?
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He started it.
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No, no, no. Wait. Don't go!
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Shit.
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Holy shit.
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"Most entities have been
displaced by trauma."
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Psst!
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Hey!
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Yeah, you.
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Can you come in
and guard the door for a sec?
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Come on.
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Um...
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I don't think
you're supposed to be doing that.
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Some racist douchebag
wrote my number down.
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I keep getting text messages
asking for free rice.
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- Free rice?
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Oh! You don't know?
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Asian people only eat rice.
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Why not just change your number?
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So, I should cave under the pressure
of institutionalized abuse?
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Uh, no. I meant--
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Besides, do you know
how clutch this number is?
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222-POOP.
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Phone numbers that good
are, like, impossible to get.
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So, uh, I... I think we're neighbors.
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We are?
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Yeah. Um...
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My family just moved
into the house next to yours.
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You moved into the House of Death?
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- House of what?
- Everyone says it's haunted.
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I'm an atheist, so I'm not
supposed to believe in that kind of shit,
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but secretly, I'd love to die
and then, I don't know,
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come back as some fierce ghost
and haunt Ted Cruz.
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Anyway.
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Uh... Neighbor, we should hang.
What are you doing after school?
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Oh, um... After school...
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Well, I, um...
I have a lot... I have to study.
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- That's one thing I have to do, study.
- Cool.
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Okay, well, uh, I guess you know my number
in case you change your mind.
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Or if you need rice.
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Oh, what's with that face?
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- How was your ride home?
- Great.
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How about you, Kevin?
How was your ride home?
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Good.
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- Fulton, give me your phone.
- Why?
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Susan said she saw your brother
walk to school this morning.
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You had one job.
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That's bullshit.
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Kevin.
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No comment.
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Hello?
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It's me again.
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You there?
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♪ Good men through the ages ♪
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♪ Trying to find the sun ♪
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And I wonder-- ♪
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Boo!
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Hey. Hey. Stop.
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Stop.
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It's not happening, bro.
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Listen, I know it... it probably worked
on everyone else before,
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but my personal life is, like,
1,000 times scarier than this.
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Sit down.
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Come on.
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Cool shirt.
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I've only been bowling once
when I was, like, eight.
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My dad got into a fistfight
with the guy in the lane next to us
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over an order of buffalo wings.
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Manager threw my whole family out.
They banned us for life.
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Can you talk?
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Just moans and groans?
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Did you, like, die here?
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In this house?
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You don't remember?
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Do you remember anything?
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So,
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it's Ernest, right?
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The name on your shirt.
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I'm Kevin.
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- Whoa.
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That's so trippy.
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Nice to meet you, Ernest.
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So...
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we can't touch you, but you can touch us?
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Hmm.
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Kind of like a stripper.
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Kev!
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I need your phone.
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Jeez, it's freezing in here, man.
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Yo, butt munch. Your phone, come on.
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Why? Why do you need my phone?
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Because, unlike you, I have friends.
It's your fault Mom took my phone away.
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Um, I didn't drop me
a mile away from school.
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- Okay, where is it? Right there? Where?
- No. Fulton.
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Stop! Fulton!
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Get off of me! Fulton!
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What the hell?
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Why are you in such a chipper mood?
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What?
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Am I not allowed
to be in a good mood?
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You can be in whatever mood you want.
You know.
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Good mood is good. It's just rare.
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Hey. Let him have it.
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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We know that every atom,
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every molecule of the human body,
is composed of energy,
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but what happens to that
human energy field when the body dies?
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I believe that
that energy could be captured.
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See the beyond.
Hear the beyond.
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Be the beyond.
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Judy Romano is the West Bay Medium.
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- Friday, 9:00, 8:00 Central on TSE.
- What the hell is this?
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What are you doing with my phone?
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- Fulton.
- Oh, you sneaky little bitch.
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Why you keeping this shit a secret?
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- Fulton, give it to me now!
- Hold on.
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Will you two knock it off?
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We have a ghost.
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- Okay.
- No, I'm serious.
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Kevin caught him on camera. Look.
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- That some kind of scary movie?
- No.
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Hey, this is pretty good.
How'd you do this?
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I didn't do anything.
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Oh shit!
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- Oh, we gotta show Mom.
- No, no, no, no.
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- We can't tell her about this.
- Why not?
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Because she'll freak out. You know this.
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Come on, pinky swear.
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- Seriously?
- Get it up. Come on, pinky swear.
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- Kiss it.
- I'm not gonna--
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Kiss it.
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- Good.
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- Can I have my phone back now?
- Yeah. Send me the video.
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- Why?
- Come on!
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Why's everything a production with you?
Just send me the video, please?
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Fine.
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- There.
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Got it. Thanks.
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Come on.
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"The little girl lay there
in quiet terror,
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the figure hovering over her bed."
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"And though the entity
had no discernible face,
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she knew it meant to do her harm."
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"In one sudden motion, it launched,
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covering her mouth, stopping the scream."
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"It smelled of peppermint and rot."
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Sh!
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"The world started spinning
before she blacked out."
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"When she finally awakened,
the entity was gone."
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"Of course, no one believed her."
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"She was a child."
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"It was just a dream.
An overactive imagination."
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"But the little girl knew the truth."
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"The spirit realm is real,
and it is dangerous."
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Thank you.
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Nobody believed me either.
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My ghost is still with me.
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He followed me home
from a Red Lobster six years ago,
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and I can't seem to shake him.
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Now, I have tried to--
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Excuse me! I'm having a conversation here!
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He's very possessive and a homosexual.
263
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I am so tired.
264
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Thank you.
265
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Oh God, please.
266
00:23:26.291 --> 00:23:27.416
Hi.
267
00:23:27.416 --> 00:23:29.916
Hey, have you seen that viral video
that's been going around?
268
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I don't do social media.
It makes me nauseous.
269
00:23:32.958 --> 00:23:34.750
Well, guy finds a ghost in his attic.
270
00:23:34.750 --> 00:23:38.083
And I don't know.
I mean, it looks... it looks pretty legit.
271
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They always are until they aren't.
272
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Oh, this... this isn't my book.
273
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Mm.
274
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It has over a thousand views.
275
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- Is that good?
- Don't quit your day job.
276
00:24:02.750 --> 00:24:05.541
"Cool graphics.
What are you using? Maya or ZBrush?"
277
00:24:05.541 --> 00:24:08.625
"Lame-balls. I've seen better stuff
on Ghost Hunters."
278
00:24:08.625 --> 00:24:10.416
- What?
- They think this is fake.
279
00:24:10.416 --> 00:24:11.625
Yeah, but it's real.
280
00:24:13.708 --> 00:24:16.625
Frank. Are you guys watching dirty stuff?
What are you watching?
281
00:24:16.625 --> 00:24:18.916
- Nothing.
- Dad posted a video of-- Ugh!
282
00:24:18.916 --> 00:24:21.083
- Fulton, I just bought those oranges!
- God!
283
00:24:21.708 --> 00:24:23.875
Worried about the oranges. Cool.
284
00:24:23.875 --> 00:24:26.333
Organic fruit is expensive.
You guys are up to something.
285
00:24:26.333 --> 00:24:27.541
No, we're not.
286
00:24:27.541 --> 00:24:29.541
- Nothing.
- Hmm. Fishy, fishy.
287
00:24:35.958 --> 00:24:37.083
Snitches get stitches.
288
00:24:39.875 --> 00:24:41.333
- Let's do this.
- Yeah.
289
00:25:10.750 --> 00:25:11.666
Hello?
290
00:25:14.041 --> 00:25:15.458
We don't mean you any harm.
291
00:25:16.041 --> 00:25:18.708
Wikia says you should speak
in a firm, commanding voice
292
00:25:18.708 --> 00:25:20.208
so the ghost knows you're in charge.
293
00:25:20.208 --> 00:25:21.125
Got it.
294
00:25:22.333 --> 00:25:23.916
Spirit of this house!
295
00:25:24.541 --> 00:25:26.000
- Show yourself!
- Yeah.
296
00:25:26.000 --> 00:25:27.291
- Huh?
297
00:25:30.541 --> 00:25:31.500
Dad, look.
298
00:25:41.916 --> 00:25:43.000
Boo.
299
00:25:43.000 --> 00:25:44.500
Oh my gosh.
300
00:25:44.500 --> 00:25:45.583
It's not funny, man.
301
00:25:45.583 --> 00:25:46.958
It's totally funny.
302
00:25:46.958 --> 00:25:48.666
You're gonna scare it away, dumbass.
303
00:25:48.666 --> 00:25:51.750
No. Your patronizing, crappy
exorcist act is scaring it away.
304
00:25:55.250 --> 00:25:56.083
Hey.
305
00:25:57.833 --> 00:25:58.750
It's me again.
306
00:25:59.500 --> 00:26:04.041
This is my... my dad, Frank,
and my brother, Fulton.
307
00:26:04.541 --> 00:26:05.500
What's up?
308
00:26:07.750 --> 00:26:09.041
They wanna meet you.
309
00:26:17.250 --> 00:26:18.250
Lame.
310
00:26:18.250 --> 00:26:19.833
You know what? Hold on.
311
00:26:20.500 --> 00:26:21.458
I have an idea.
312
00:26:22.083 --> 00:26:23.125
Where are you going?
313
00:26:23.125 --> 00:26:24.583
He said he has an idea.
314
00:26:25.583 --> 00:26:27.958
What? He's gonna get the ghost
and bring him back up here?
315
00:26:30.416 --> 00:26:32.416
Oh, look at this fool.
316
00:26:32.416 --> 00:26:33.625
Shut up, dog face.
317
00:26:33.625 --> 00:26:35.750
I actually have a pretty attractive face.
Ask anybody.
318
00:26:35.750 --> 00:26:37.083
Hey. Let him play.
319
00:26:51.041 --> 00:26:54.333
♪ Long as I remember ♪
320
00:26:55.375 --> 00:26:59.208
♪ Oh, the rain's been comin' down ♪
321
00:27:00.875 --> 00:27:04.375
♪ Clouds of mystery pourin' ♪
322
00:27:05.458 --> 00:27:08.791
♪ Confusion on the ground ♪
323
00:27:10.500 --> 00:27:14.375
♪ Good men through the ages ♪
324
00:27:14.375 --> 00:27:16.583
Holy shit, it's working. Keep going.
325
00:27:16.583 --> 00:27:18.541
♪ Trying to find the sun ♪
326
00:27:20.125 --> 00:27:21.791
And I wonder-- ♪
327
00:27:23.250 --> 00:27:25.333
Holy shit, look! There he is. Shit.
328
00:27:25.333 --> 00:27:26.333
Hey.
329
00:27:27.000 --> 00:27:27.875
Hey, it's okay.
330
00:27:31.166 --> 00:27:32.208
All good, see?
331
00:27:53.166 --> 00:27:54.000
Ask him something.
332
00:27:55.000 --> 00:27:56.833
- He can't talk.
- Why not?
333
00:27:58.333 --> 00:27:59.708
I don't know. 'Cause he's a ghost.
334
00:28:00.291 --> 00:28:02.041
- Frank!
- Oh shit!
335
00:28:02.041 --> 00:28:03.583
He has to go. Hey, uh...
336
00:28:03.583 --> 00:28:05.708
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
337
00:28:06.291 --> 00:28:07.208 line:5%
Frank.
338
00:28:08.875 --> 00:28:09.958
What is this?
339
00:28:09.958 --> 00:28:11.500
- Uh...
340
00:28:13.625 --> 00:28:15.958
- Uh--
- Really? Gonna act like we don't know?
341
00:28:15.958 --> 00:28:19.541
Hmm? 'Cause that's our house. Right?
342
00:28:22.083 --> 00:28:23.833
And that's his voice
behind the camera, right?
343
00:28:23.833 --> 00:28:25.750
- I... I, uh--
- You what?
344
00:28:25.750 --> 00:28:28.291
- Uh...
- You what, Frank? What?
345
00:28:43.791 --> 00:28:46.916
26,000 views in less than five minutes.
This is huge.
346
00:28:46.916 --> 00:28:49.708
- I saw it with my own eyes, Barbara.
347
00:28:49.708 --> 00:28:52.083
Sweetie, I'm sure you think you did.
348
00:28:52.083 --> 00:28:54.833
My daughter Carly took a Xanax
with a bottle of Pinot Grigio
349
00:28:54.833 --> 00:28:56.166
and thought she was Edith Piaf.
350
00:28:56.166 --> 00:28:59.125
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm not on drugs. We have proof.
351
00:28:59.125 --> 00:29:01.083
There's footage online.
352
00:29:01.083 --> 00:29:03.625
- Hey, where do you think you're going?
- Out?
353
00:29:03.625 --> 00:29:05.375
- Uh, no. Not so fast.
- Mom!
354
00:29:05.375 --> 00:29:08.541
Barbara, I'm pretty sure you broke
some kind of non-disclosure laws here.
355
00:29:08.541 --> 00:29:11.291
We don't have to disclose ghosts.
Not in the fine print.
356
00:29:11.291 --> 00:29:14.083
Oh! Well, then you'll be hearing
from our lawyer.
357
00:29:14.083 --> 00:29:16.250
- We have a lawyer?
- Of course not. We're broke.
358
00:29:16.250 --> 00:29:18.083
- 27,000!
- Can I go?
359
00:29:18.083 --> 00:29:20.291
No! You were in on this whole thing!
360
00:29:20.291 --> 00:29:22.041
Dad made us promise.
361
00:29:22.041 --> 00:29:22.958
Oh my God. Frank.
362
00:29:22.958 --> 00:29:24.958
- I knew you were gonna freak out.
- Yes!
363
00:29:24.958 --> 00:29:27.666
Any rational human being would!
364
00:29:27.666 --> 00:29:30.083
We have a ghost in our attic!
365
00:29:30.083 --> 00:29:32.875
- Mel, I'm sorry. I should've--
- And then to hear it from someone else?
366
00:29:32.875 --> 00:29:37.208
Somebody who saw it on freaking YouTube?
What happened to communicating more?
367
00:29:37.791 --> 00:29:41.208
Wasn't that the point of sitting through
20 sessions with Dr. Mouth-breather?
368
00:29:41.208 --> 00:29:43.458
- Okay. I'm out.
- Kevin.
369
00:29:43.458 --> 00:29:46.083
30,000. I'm so getting laid for this.
370
00:29:46.083 --> 00:29:48.333
- Fulton!
- Get out of here.
371
00:29:53.416 --> 00:29:54.250
Mel, I'm sorry.
372
00:29:54.833 --> 00:29:57.166
- We are moving.
- No. Wait, no. No, no, no.
373
00:29:57.166 --> 00:29:58.791
- Wait, wait, wait.
- No. No, no, no, no.
374
00:29:58.791 --> 00:29:59.833
We are not gonna be like
375
00:29:59.833 --> 00:30:04.208
every stupid white family
in every horror film. We are leaving.
376
00:30:04.208 --> 00:30:06.375
Will you just hear me out? Please, listen.
377
00:30:08.083 --> 00:30:08.958
Mel.
378
00:30:11.083 --> 00:30:13.208
I don't think
you understand how big this is.
379
00:30:13.916 --> 00:30:17.666
We've captured something
no one else ever has, ever,
380
00:30:17.666 --> 00:30:19.541
in the history of the recorded world!
381
00:30:19.541 --> 00:30:21.166
This is not up for discussion, Frank!
382
00:30:21.166 --> 00:30:23.291
Okay. So who are you
gonna sell the house to, huh?
383
00:30:23.291 --> 00:30:26.375
Because every dollar we have
is wrapped up into this.
384
00:30:26.375 --> 00:30:28.500
Well, if it wasn't for you
and that stupid video--
385
00:30:28.500 --> 00:30:29.541
And that's my point.
386
00:30:31.000 --> 00:30:32.208
That's money, baby.
387
00:30:32.875 --> 00:30:36.708
Look, you have guys out there right now
making millions on their channel
388
00:30:36.708 --> 00:30:40.750
by playing Minecraft
and lighting their farts on fire!
389
00:30:40.750 --> 00:30:43.208
And, Mel, we actually have a ghost!
390
00:30:47.375 --> 00:30:48.500
This feels like Houston.
391
00:30:49.750 --> 00:30:51.916
Houston was a pyramid scheme.
That's different.
392
00:30:51.916 --> 00:30:53.375
This... this is real.
393
00:30:54.208 --> 00:30:57.125
This is our chance.
This could change everything.
394
00:30:59.625 --> 00:31:00.791
Mel.
395
00:31:02.500 --> 00:31:04.166
Look at me, baby. Please?
396
00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:08.000
Look.
397
00:31:11.333 --> 00:31:14.291
I just need to win once.
398
00:31:15.916 --> 00:31:17.000
Just once.
399
00:31:21.125 --> 00:31:22.625
You know this is crazy.
400
00:31:23.125 --> 00:31:24.000
Right?
401
00:31:33.958 --> 00:31:35.833 line:5%
-That's not a ghost.
- Are you kidding me?
402
00:31:35.833 --> 00:31:37.166 line:5%
He just walked through the wall!
403
00:31:40.708 --> 00:31:41.750 line:5%
Oh Jesus!
404
00:31:41.750 --> 00:31:43.083
- Nuh-uh!
405
00:31:43.083 --> 00:31:44.208 line:5%
What is this?
406
00:31:59.791 --> 00:32:02.375 line:5%
Ernest is fine!
407
00:32:02.375 --> 00:32:03.291 line:5%
Mmm!
408
00:32:03.291 --> 00:32:05.916
I do have a crush
on Ernest the ghost!
409
00:32:05.916 --> 00:32:09.083 line:5%
I had a dream last night
that Ernie impregnated me.
410
00:32:09.083 --> 00:32:10.541 line:5%
This is what our son looked like.
411
00:32:10.541 --> 00:32:12.750 line:5%
"Run into a wall like Ernest."
412
00:32:13.708 --> 00:32:15.625 line:5%
Oh my gosh. Okay.
413
00:32:19.125 --> 00:32:21.833 line:5%
-You good? You good... Dude, your face.
414
00:32:21.833 --> 00:32:25.166 line:5%
My name's Cory, and we're going
with the Ernest Challenge. Check me out.
415
00:32:32.375 --> 00:32:34.666 line:5%
Ghost rights are human rights, you guys.
416
00:32:34.666 --> 00:32:36.125 line:5%
Ghost rights.
417
00:32:36.666 --> 00:32:38.000 line:5%
What?
418
00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:42.208 line:5%
Just because you're not made of matter,
it doesn't mean you don't matter.
419
00:32:42.208 --> 00:32:44.041
If you want rights, go to New Zealand.
420
00:32:44.041 --> 00:32:46.958
They'd love to have you,
but we're fine. Thank you very much.
421
00:32:46.958 --> 00:32:48.666
Also, COVID is not real.
422
00:32:48.666 --> 00:32:49.666 line:5%
Mental abuse!
423
00:32:49.666 --> 00:32:51.916 line:5%
I'm just out here
trying to normalize ghost love.
424
00:32:51.916 --> 00:32:54.750 line:5%
-They're among us.
- Light one up for my ghoulies.
425
00:32:54.750 --> 00:32:57.625 line:5%
-Who knew someone so dark...
- He's just living in the house.
426
00:32:57.625 --> 00:32:59.333
...could make me feel...
427
00:33:13.416 --> 00:33:16.000
It's a classic campfire tale.
428
00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:20.250
A family moves into an old house
that has a ghost lurking in its halls.
429
00:33:20.250 --> 00:33:24.458
But for a family in Chicago,
that spooky scenario just became real,
430
00:33:24.458 --> 00:33:28.250
and they've got the YouTube videos
to prove it. Take a look.
431
00:33:28.250 --> 00:33:29.416
Frank.
432
00:33:31.500 --> 00:33:33.291
- What is this?
- Uh...
433
00:33:33.291 --> 00:33:34.208
What?
434
00:33:37.166 --> 00:33:39.541
- It might be time to call the movers.
435
00:33:40.666 --> 00:33:44.083
- My guests today have...
- Holy shit.
436
00:33:45.666 --> 00:33:49.416
Make sure Anderson gets briefed
before we meet with Congressional Affairs.
437
00:33:49.416 --> 00:33:52.041
Are you chewing gum?
What else we got?
438
00:33:52.041 --> 00:33:54.833
- That woman called again. Leslie?
- Agent Schipley!
439
00:33:54.833 --> 00:33:57.250
- Oh, Christ on a cracker.
- Agent Schipley.
440
00:33:57.250 --> 00:33:58.958
Leslie. What a lovely surprise.
441
00:33:58.958 --> 00:34:01.458
I've been calling your office
for the past three days.
442
00:34:01.458 --> 00:34:03.541
- Really? I didn't know.
- You saw this, right?
443
00:34:04.083 --> 00:34:05.791
- Uh, no clue.
- It's an RHE.
444
00:34:05.791 --> 00:34:09.208
Leslie, I really appreciate you coming
all the way down here, but--
445
00:34:09.208 --> 00:34:12.375
I ran prelim diagnostics.
I couldn't find any foreign artifacts.
446
00:34:13.291 --> 00:34:16.208
Digital forensics, clean. This one's real.
447
00:34:16.208 --> 00:34:18.041
We need to reopen Wizard Clip.
448
00:34:18.041 --> 00:34:21.500
That program was mothballed 20 years ago
and for a good reason.
449
00:34:21.500 --> 00:34:23.958
This is our chance
to prove once and for all
450
00:34:23.958 --> 00:34:26.625
that spectral phenomena
is not some fantasy.
451
00:34:26.625 --> 00:34:27.791
Let's go.
452
00:34:29.125 --> 00:34:31.125
- Thanks for coming down.
- Please! He's real!
453
00:34:31.125 --> 00:34:34.416
- Come with us, ma'am. Come on, ma'am.
- He's real! Agent Schipley!
454
00:34:35.041 --> 00:34:36.916
He's real! Please!
455
00:34:39.833 --> 00:34:40.958
What?
456
00:34:42.583 --> 00:34:45.916
This is crazy.
How you doing? Yo! What's up?
457
00:34:48.500 --> 00:34:49.958
This is insane.
458
00:34:51.000 --> 00:34:53.250
Yo, what's up?
What's up? What's up?
459
00:34:55.791 --> 00:34:57.458
How do you feel about this ghost?
460
00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:00.875
Can you tell us more about Ernest?
461
00:35:00.875 --> 00:35:04.791
Yo, one second! One second!
Okay, all right! Yo!
462
00:35:04.791 --> 00:35:07.583
Frank, please.
Frank, tell us, please, about the entity!
463
00:35:07.583 --> 00:35:09.833
- All right, okay, yeah.
- The supernatural entity, Ernest!
464
00:35:09.833 --> 00:35:11.666
When's the last time you saw Ernie?
465
00:35:12.833 --> 00:35:15.333
How do you respond
to those who say this is all a hoax?
466
00:35:15.333 --> 00:35:17.166
Uh, if you think it's a hoax, look around.
467
00:35:17.166 --> 00:35:19.583
- There's a lot of people here. I mean...
- Is your family safe?
468
00:35:19.583 --> 00:35:21.458
- Is the community safe?
- When's the last time...
469
00:35:21.458 --> 00:35:23.791
Of course they're safe.
I mean, he's a ghost.
470
00:35:25.458 --> 00:35:27.208
Hey, thank you, guys!
471
00:35:31.791 --> 00:35:34.458
Who is coming into my house?
472
00:35:34.458 --> 00:35:37.708
You guys have a lot of nerve!
This is a private re...
473
00:35:37.708 --> 00:35:38.916
Frank!
474
00:35:38.916 --> 00:35:40.458
- I know.
- This is insane.
475
00:35:40.458 --> 00:35:41.958
- I can't leave the house.
476
00:35:41.958 --> 00:35:43.083
It's not that bad.
477
00:35:43.083 --> 00:35:44.583
Whoa, not that bad?
478
00:35:44.583 --> 00:35:46.541
Someone tried
to crawl down the chimney today...
479
00:35:46.541 --> 00:35:49.250
- What?
- ...to get in. Yeah! They got stuck.
480
00:35:49.250 --> 00:35:51.791
- I had to call the fire department.
481
00:35:51.791 --> 00:35:54.666
Do you know how crazy that is
to have a human being in there?
482
00:35:54.666 --> 00:35:56.250
- It ain't Christm--
483
00:35:57.625 --> 00:35:58.791
- Jesus Christ.
- Ha!
484
00:35:58.791 --> 00:36:00.375
- Not funny.
- Oh...
485
00:36:00.375 --> 00:36:03.666
Hey, go away, or we're calling the cops.
486
00:36:05.666 --> 00:36:10.750
Everything I've read says that
memory loss is connected to trauma.
487
00:36:11.500 --> 00:36:13.000
It's a self-defense mechanism.
488
00:36:14.166 --> 00:36:17.791
We need visual stimuli
to help trigger your memory.
489
00:36:19.583 --> 00:36:20.541
Oh my God.
490
00:36:22.333 --> 00:36:23.208
No?
491
00:36:24.791 --> 00:36:25.875
It's creepy.
492
00:36:30.250 --> 00:36:33.625
It's one of Dad's failed business things.
493
00:36:33.625 --> 00:36:34.875
"Male enhancement pills."
494
00:36:34.875 --> 00:36:37.791
But instead of boners,
they just gave everyone diarrhea.
495
00:36:46.333 --> 00:36:47.416
Do you remember something?
496
00:36:53.291 --> 00:36:54.250
Okay. Okay.
497
00:36:54.250 --> 00:36:55.458
It's okay.
498
00:37:06.208 --> 00:37:07.583
Move out, move.
499
00:37:12.666 --> 00:37:14.833
- You know, there's ghosts everywhere!
- Look at him.
500
00:37:16.708 --> 00:37:17.833
He loves it.
501
00:37:19.083 --> 00:37:19.916
Wh...
502
00:37:26.083 --> 00:37:28.125
Why help?
503
00:37:28.708 --> 00:37:30.125
"Why"? Why, what?
504
00:37:42.791 --> 00:37:44.333
Why help you?
505
00:37:46.833 --> 00:37:48.083
'Cause you're stuck.
506
00:37:50.250 --> 00:37:52.375
Nobody wants to be stuck, right?
507
00:38:02.541 --> 00:38:03.958
- Hey, neighbor!
508
00:38:05.000 --> 00:38:06.000
That...
509
00:38:06.583 --> 00:38:07.583
That was loud.
510
00:38:07.583 --> 00:38:10.000
I've never understood
the whole "quiet-in-the-library" thing.
511
00:38:10.000 --> 00:38:13.125
Like, what?
Noise makes you stupid?
512
00:38:13.125 --> 00:38:15.083
Anyway, how are you? How's the ghost?
513
00:38:15.666 --> 00:38:17.791
Our whole street's a shitshow,
thanks to you guys.
514
00:38:17.791 --> 00:38:20.208
My dad has the tow company on speed dial.
515
00:38:20.708 --> 00:38:22.083
It's kind of bad, actually.
516
00:38:22.083 --> 00:38:23.041
Oh.
517
00:38:24.166 --> 00:38:25.416
- Sorry.
518
00:38:27.333 --> 00:38:28.541
What are you working on?
519
00:38:29.083 --> 00:38:29.958
Uh...
520
00:38:29.958 --> 00:38:31.416
Ooh. Property records?
521
00:38:31.416 --> 00:38:32.541
Uh, yeah.
522
00:38:32.541 --> 00:38:36.250
I'm trying to see if Ernest
actually lived in our house
523
00:38:36.250 --> 00:38:37.166
before he died.
524
00:38:37.166 --> 00:38:40.625
- He doesn't remember how he got there?
- He doesn't remember anything.
525
00:38:40.625 --> 00:38:42.250
Ooh. A mystery.
526
00:38:43.041 --> 00:38:44.666
Yeah, I'm just-- Oh.
527
00:38:45.250 --> 00:38:47.000
- Okay.
528
00:38:48.291 --> 00:38:49.750
Are you, like, a hacker or something?
529
00:38:52.958 --> 00:38:54.625
Ta-da! Mystery solved.
530
00:38:55.208 --> 00:38:56.208
Ernest Scheller.
531
00:38:56.208 --> 00:38:58.875
Bought the house April 5th, 1965,
532
00:38:58.875 --> 00:39:01.416
and sold it December 15th, 1971.
533
00:39:01.416 --> 00:39:03.166
- How did he die?
- Gimme a sec.
534
00:39:06.041 --> 00:39:08.333
Oh. Weird. There's no death certificate.
535
00:39:08.916 --> 00:39:10.583
- Pretty sure he's dead.
- You think?
536
00:39:13.041 --> 00:39:16.291
Sorry.
Looks like a dead end. Puns!
537
00:39:17.208 --> 00:39:19.875
Uh, I gotta run.
Band practice. But good luck.
538
00:39:20.875 --> 00:39:21.750
Thanks.
539
00:39:32.333 --> 00:39:34.375
- Tina, here.
540
00:39:46.458 --> 00:39:49.500 line:5%
I... I don't wanna hurt your feelings
or anything, but I... I'm drawing the line.
541
00:39:49.500 --> 00:39:52.000
No more rest home readings.
542
00:39:52.000 --> 00:39:53.916
The food always sucks.
543
00:39:53.916 --> 00:39:58.208
What about Kris Jenner? Doesn't she have
someone in her family that died recently?
544
00:39:58.875 --> 00:40:00.458
Her dog? I'm not--
545
00:40:00.458 --> 00:40:02.291
- Oh. Hey. Hi.
- Hey.
546
00:40:02.291 --> 00:40:04.083
You know, I just... I gotta go. I gotta go.
547
00:40:04.083 --> 00:40:06.541
All right. Okay.
Okay, okay. I gotta go. Hey.
548
00:40:06.541 --> 00:40:09.291
- Hey! Hello. Hey!
- Hey.
549
00:40:09.291 --> 00:40:10.750
Oh my gosh.
550
00:40:11.333 --> 00:40:13.333
- You must be Frank.
- Yeah.
551
00:40:13.333 --> 00:40:17.375
Everyone here at TSC is just thrilled
about you and everything happening.
552
00:40:17.375 --> 00:40:20.416
Well, we're really excited
to have you in our home.
553
00:40:20.416 --> 00:40:22.291
We're huge fans of the show.
554
00:40:22.291 --> 00:40:24.125
- Aw.
- We watch the show all the time.
555
00:40:24.125 --> 00:40:26.166
You're a gem.
You're a gem. You really are.
556
00:40:27.541 --> 00:40:30.208
Oh, and you're cute!
557
00:40:30.791 --> 00:40:32.833
Nobody said you were cute!
558
00:40:33.458 --> 00:40:34.291
Nobody.
559
00:40:34.291 --> 00:40:36.250
- Just wanna know, where's the wifey?
560
00:40:36.250 --> 00:40:38.125
Uh, she's somewhere getting ready.
561
00:40:38.125 --> 00:40:39.125
Good.
562
00:40:39.875 --> 00:40:40.916
Lock her up.
563
00:40:41.833 --> 00:40:44.875
That's right. And put her in a box
under the bed because
564
00:40:44.875 --> 00:40:46.166
you're mine.
565
00:40:51.583 --> 00:40:54.041
Well, can you make sure that
566
00:40:54.041 --> 00:40:56.166
"he's" ready for me?
567
00:40:57.291 --> 00:40:58.458
- Ernest!
- Yes!
568
00:40:58.458 --> 00:41:00.791
He's... he's good to go. We're ready. We...
569
00:41:00.791 --> 00:41:02.333
- We're cool.
- Oh, good.
570
00:41:03.416 --> 00:41:05.375
Because I'm ready for him.
571
00:41:10.666 --> 00:41:12.208
Oh. Look, look. See?
572
00:41:14.875 --> 00:41:16.791
That's the kind of vibe you gotta work.
573
00:41:16.791 --> 00:41:18.708
Intensity. Visceral.
574
00:41:21.666 --> 00:41:23.500
- Where'd he go? Make him come back.
- Who?
575
00:41:23.500 --> 00:41:25.541
Kevin, don't play around.
I know he was here.
576
00:41:25.541 --> 00:41:26.833
He's not your lapdog.
577
00:41:26.833 --> 00:41:28.208
I didn't say he--
578
00:41:28.208 --> 00:41:30.791
Look, I got Judy Romano
in my living room right now, man.
579
00:41:30.791 --> 00:41:34.125
- I don't even know who that is.
- Yo, the West Bay Medium's downstairs!
580
00:41:34.125 --> 00:41:35.208
That's who it is!
581
00:41:36.916 --> 00:41:38.375
Why can't you just ask him yourself?
582
00:41:38.375 --> 00:41:39.625
Because he likes you.
583
00:41:39.625 --> 00:41:41.291
- He listens to you.
584
00:41:41.291 --> 00:41:43.875
Sorry to interrupt,
but we're ready for you downstairs.
585
00:41:43.875 --> 00:41:46.000
I'm so sorry. Thank you for your patience.
586
00:41:46.000 --> 00:41:47.416
We'll be right down.
587
00:41:50.083 --> 00:41:52.500
Look, this is important, okay?
588
00:41:52.500 --> 00:41:55.583
Now, this show has a huge following.
589
00:41:55.583 --> 00:41:56.916
Now, if we nail this,
590
00:41:56.916 --> 00:41:59.916
I'm talking about book deals, merchandising...
591
00:41:59.916 --> 00:42:03.208
We could be the Black Kardashians.
Don't you wanna be Kim Kardashian?
592
00:42:08.291 --> 00:42:09.958
Okay.
593
00:42:10.750 --> 00:42:11.583
Anyway.
594
00:42:13.416 --> 00:42:15.041
- Fine.
- You'll talk to him?
595
00:42:15.041 --> 00:42:16.166
I'll try.
596
00:42:16.833 --> 00:42:18.750
My man.
597
00:42:23.750 --> 00:42:24.750
Hey, Ernest.
598
00:42:27.208 --> 00:42:28.375
Ready to have some fun?
599
00:42:33.166 --> 00:42:34.041
Are we rolling?
600
00:42:34.041 --> 00:42:35.041
Oh!
601
00:42:39.166 --> 00:42:40.083
There.
602
00:42:41.041 --> 00:42:42.916
- Oh. So, Frank.
603
00:42:42.916 --> 00:42:49.000
The entire world right now is captivated
by your interactions with Ernest.
604
00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:49.916
Yeah.
605
00:42:49.916 --> 00:42:53.458
You know, but there's
a fair amount of skepticism out there too.
606
00:42:53.458 --> 00:42:55.416
I mean, even myself. Even myself.
607
00:42:55.416 --> 00:42:56.333
I was like,
608
00:42:56.833 --> 00:42:59.333
"I don't think I believe
these videotapes," you know?
609
00:42:59.333 --> 00:43:03.916
But now that I am here,
right in this room,
610
00:43:03.916 --> 00:43:05.791
feeling what I'm feeling,
611
00:43:06.500 --> 00:43:09.875
I mean...
...it's all very palpable, isn't it, right?
612
00:43:09.875 --> 00:43:12.041
Yeah. Ernest is real.
613
00:43:12.041 --> 00:43:14.375
There's... there's no magic here.
614
00:43:14.375 --> 00:43:17.541
So... is he here now?
615
00:43:17.541 --> 00:43:21.750
He... he... he's coming. Right?
616
00:43:21.750 --> 00:43:24.708
He's just shy, you know?
There's a lot of... a lot of people.
617
00:43:24.708 --> 00:43:25.875
Uh-huh.
618
00:43:31.500 --> 00:43:32.500
Frank.
619
00:43:33.666 --> 00:43:35.708
Oh. Oh. Um...
620
00:43:36.333 --> 00:43:37.166
Uh...
621
00:43:38.208 --> 00:43:39.291
Ernest!
622
00:43:40.750 --> 00:43:41.791
You here, man?
623
00:43:45.000 --> 00:43:47.916
- Ernest, everyone's waiting.
624
00:43:47.916 --> 00:43:48.833
No.
625
00:43:48.833 --> 00:43:51.291
Okay. Okay.
626
00:43:51.291 --> 00:43:53.291
Listen, Frank, if you could just, uh,
627
00:43:53.291 --> 00:43:56.541
fix your little hologram machine, okay,
'cause I need to get outta here.
628
00:43:56.541 --> 00:44:00.166
No, no, no. There is no hologram.
He's...
629
00:44:01.666 --> 00:44:02.750
Ernest!
630
00:44:02.750 --> 00:44:04.375
- We're outta here.
- No, wait.
631
00:44:04.375 --> 00:44:06.458
- We're done.
- Stop, no. Stop, please.
632
00:44:06.458 --> 00:44:08.041
Just... just wait, please?
633
00:44:45.750 --> 00:44:46.750
Hey.
634
00:44:47.333 --> 00:44:48.750
Great production value, Frank.
635
00:44:49.458 --> 00:44:51.083
- What?
636
00:45:28.916 --> 00:45:30.750
- Do something!
637
00:45:30.750 --> 00:45:32.625
- What am I supposed to do?
- Tell him to stop!
638
00:45:32.625 --> 00:45:33.791
Oh God!
639
00:45:34.833 --> 00:45:37.083
I gotta get out of basic cable.
640
00:45:37.083 --> 00:45:38.791
It's just so unprofesh.
641
00:45:53.875 --> 00:45:55.833
What the...
642
00:46:07.250 --> 00:46:09.416
Oh. You again.
643
00:46:14.208 --> 00:46:18.541
Yeah, you know what?
On second thought, Tupac was better.
644
00:46:18.541 --> 00:46:20.666
Yeah. I'm gonna have to fix you in post.
645
00:46:58.500 --> 00:46:59.875
This is a disaster.
646
00:47:00.458 --> 00:47:02.208
They wanted a ghost. They got a ghost.
647
00:47:02.208 --> 00:47:04.625
Yeah, they wanted a ghost,
and we gave 'em The Conjuring.
648
00:47:05.625 --> 00:47:07.875
Oh, it's funny to you, huh?
Everything's a joke to you.
649
00:47:09.416 --> 00:47:10.541
Fulton, not now, man.
650
00:47:10.541 --> 00:47:12.250
We're getting tons of views
on the new video.
651
00:47:12.250 --> 00:47:14.875
- You posted it without my permission?
- Yeah, so?
652
00:47:14.875 --> 00:47:16.291
I'mma get sued, man!
653
00:47:18.833 --> 00:47:20.916
Three million views in six minutes.
654
00:47:21.541 --> 00:47:23.083
- That's gotta be a record, right?
- Mm.
655
00:47:23.750 --> 00:47:25.291
Good work, man!
656
00:47:25.291 --> 00:47:28.125
- Hey, kiss my ass, Pewdiepie.
657
00:47:43.833 --> 00:47:46.291
Dr. Monroe. Are you there?
658
00:47:46.291 --> 00:47:48.041
About damn time.
659
00:47:48.041 --> 00:47:52.125
♪ People are strange
When you're a stranger ♪
660
00:47:52.125 --> 00:47:55.916
♪ Faces look ugly, when you're alone ♪
661
00:47:56.458 --> 00:48:00.375
♪ Women seem wicked
When you're unwanted ♪
662
00:48:00.375 --> 00:48:03.958
♪ Streets are uneven
When you're down ♪
663
00:48:03.958 --> 00:48:05.708
♪ When you're strange ♪
664
00:48:06.625 --> 00:48:09.333
♪ Faces come out of the rain... ♪
665
00:48:09.333 --> 00:48:11.625
- You're not gonna believe what I found.
- What?
666
00:48:11.625 --> 00:48:12.708
- Not here. Come on.
- What?
667
00:48:15.083 --> 00:48:16.208
Sorry. Need a minute.
668
00:48:16.208 --> 00:48:17.333
You can't be in here.
669
00:48:17.333 --> 00:48:20.541
Says who? Your stupid gender norms?
Beat it, roach!
670
00:48:24.000 --> 00:48:26.958
Joy, what the hell?
Are you losing your mind?
671
00:48:26.958 --> 00:48:29.041
No, but prepare to lose yours.
672
00:48:37.458 --> 00:48:38.541
It's not him.
673
00:48:38.541 --> 00:48:40.875
Yeah, but that's why we couldn't find
a death certificate.
674
00:48:41.666 --> 00:48:43.416
Ernest Scheller isn't dead.
675
00:48:44.416 --> 00:48:46.166
That guy used to live
in your house though.
676
00:48:46.166 --> 00:48:48.541
I cross-referenced, like,
a bunch of records to make sure.
677
00:48:48.541 --> 00:48:50.333
- So, who's our Ernest?
- Mmm.
678
00:48:51.208 --> 00:48:53.416
But I bet my left nut
that guy knows who he is.
679
00:48:53.416 --> 00:48:56.458
- You bet your what?
- That Ernest lives somewhere in Oklahoma.
680
00:48:56.458 --> 00:48:58.291
I'm still trying to find out where.
681
00:48:58.291 --> 00:49:01.750
But he used to own this dive bar
that's still around.
682
00:49:02.791 --> 00:49:04.416
Oh shit! That's like a mile from us.
683
00:49:04.416 --> 00:49:06.708
Yeah, I know. What if we took him there?
684
00:49:06.708 --> 00:49:07.666
Who?
685
00:49:08.791 --> 00:49:10.250
- Our Ernest?
- Yeah.
686
00:49:10.250 --> 00:49:11.708
Maybe they knew each other.
687
00:49:11.708 --> 00:49:14.041
Maybe it was like a hangout,
and there's a trigger there.
688
00:49:14.041 --> 00:49:16.083
Joy, he can't leave the house.
689
00:49:16.708 --> 00:49:18.666
He... He's stuck there.
690
00:49:19.625 --> 00:49:20.458
Are you sure?
691
00:49:24.291 --> 00:49:28.416
- Ernest! I love you, Ernest!
692
00:49:34.833 --> 00:49:37.666
Nonexclusive?
Are you kidding me, man?
693
00:49:37.666 --> 00:49:40.458
Look, I'm already runnin' original content
through my channel
694
00:49:40.458 --> 00:49:43.541
and making three times what you offered,
so think about what you just said.
695
00:49:43.541 --> 00:49:46.500
Think of a number and call me back,
all right? Bye.
696
00:49:48.458 --> 00:49:49.958
Frank, can you get the door, please?
697
00:49:49.958 --> 00:49:52.791
No, look, I'm serious.
Like, an Ernest cartoon would be amazing.
698
00:49:52.791 --> 00:49:54.750
But I want it to be
something like Adult Swim.
699
00:49:54.750 --> 00:49:57.666
Have you ever seen a naked ghost?
I haven't. What would that look like?
700
00:49:58.583 --> 00:50:01.791
- Frank, are you gonna get the door?
- What parts would a naked ghost have?
701
00:50:04.791 --> 00:50:06.166
Okay, I'm coming!
702
00:50:10.375 --> 00:50:12.791
- Sorry. We're not talking to the press.
703
00:50:16.625 --> 00:50:18.875
Just a few minutes of your time,
if I may, please?
704
00:50:20.208 --> 00:50:22.958
And Joy was doing all this research.
705
00:50:22.958 --> 00:50:26.375
Found out that the guy who lived here
used to own a bar not too far from here.
706
00:50:26.375 --> 00:50:29.125
So we figured,
if we could get you to the bar,
707
00:50:29.125 --> 00:50:30.625
maybe you'd remember something.
708
00:50:30.625 --> 00:50:32.291
Oh!
709
00:50:32.291 --> 00:50:33.541
Joy.
710
00:50:34.125 --> 00:50:35.125
Come on.
711
00:50:36.625 --> 00:50:38.125
You're right. Sorry.
712
00:50:39.708 --> 00:50:41.833
Okay, so we figured
that if we could get...
713
00:50:44.333 --> 00:50:46.416
It's so cold!
714
00:50:47.833 --> 00:50:49.208
Oh my God, I'm sorry. It's...
715
00:50:49.208 --> 00:50:50.833
I love this. I'm-- I'm a fan.
716
00:50:50.833 --> 00:50:52.708
I just-- I know I'm being annoying.
717
00:50:52.708 --> 00:50:55.375
Just, this is a thing
that's actually happening, and...
718
00:50:56.916 --> 00:50:59.041
Sorry.
719
00:51:00.083 --> 00:51:00.916
Anyway.
720
00:51:02.291 --> 00:51:03.500
We need to get you outside.
721
00:51:04.916 --> 00:51:06.875
Are you sure you can't leave?
722
00:51:13.500 --> 00:51:14.416
Have you tried?
723
00:51:16.416 --> 00:51:17.625
I mean, really tried.
724
00:51:20.666 --> 00:51:21.500
Okay.
725
00:51:23.666 --> 00:51:24.708
Listen, Ernest.
726
00:51:26.291 --> 00:51:27.166
I get it.
727
00:51:27.833 --> 00:51:30.958
You've been here a long time,
728
00:51:30.958 --> 00:51:33.916
and the world is such a scary place.
729
00:51:35.416 --> 00:51:38.666
Believe me, sometimes it terrifies me too,
730
00:51:39.958 --> 00:51:42.125
but there aren't any answers
left in this house.
731
00:51:42.833 --> 00:51:45.208
If we're gonna find out who you are...
732
00:51:47.083 --> 00:51:48.333
what happened to you...
733
00:51:50.708 --> 00:51:51.916
it's out there.
734
00:51:54.250 --> 00:51:58.333
I am so sorry to come over here uninvited.
735
00:51:58.333 --> 00:52:01.958
- I would've called, you know, but--
- Sorry. What's the point of this visit?
736
00:52:03.916 --> 00:52:07.500
Back in the late '90s,
I was recruited by the CIA
737
00:52:07.500 --> 00:52:11.750
to spearhead a program called Wizard Clip.
738
00:52:12.875 --> 00:52:13.791
Wizard Clip?
739
00:52:14.875 --> 00:52:18.708
Is that like, y'all just get high
and watch Harry Potter movies and...
740
00:52:18.708 --> 00:52:19.625
Babe.
741
00:52:19.625 --> 00:52:21.541
Wizard Clip was a textbook spook op,
742
00:52:21.541 --> 00:52:24.375
hidden from most echelons
of the government.
743
00:52:24.375 --> 00:52:26.833
Our field was paranormal psychology,
744
00:52:26.833 --> 00:52:31.291
but our orders were
to find and apprehend a ghost.
745
00:52:35.541 --> 00:52:37.666
There's nothing to be afraid of.
I promise.
746
00:52:38.208 --> 00:52:39.125
Okay?
747
00:52:57.875 --> 00:53:00.375
Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
748
00:53:00.375 --> 00:53:02.291
Listen to me. Listen.
749
00:53:04.333 --> 00:53:06.291
You're not alone anymore, Ernest.
750
00:53:07.875 --> 00:53:10.125
I'm right here with you
every step of the way.
751
00:53:12.166 --> 00:53:13.250
You got this.
752
00:54:04.916 --> 00:54:06.875
Soon as word got out that
753
00:54:06.875 --> 00:54:12.125
millions of taxpayers' dollars
were being spent on woo-woo science,
754
00:54:12.625 --> 00:54:14.750
we were abruptly shut down,
755
00:54:14.750 --> 00:54:18.583
and the agency
threw me under the proverbial bus.
756
00:54:20.208 --> 00:54:21.666
A sacrificial lamb.
757
00:54:22.291 --> 00:54:23.541
It was soul-crushing.
758
00:54:27.458 --> 00:54:29.708
But then along came Ernest.
759
00:54:29.708 --> 00:54:34.041
Okay. Thank you so much for coming over,
but as you can see, we are busy.
760
00:54:35.041 --> 00:54:36.041
I'd like to see him.
761
00:54:36.041 --> 00:54:37.458
That's not gonna happen.
762
00:54:38.208 --> 00:54:41.625
I don't think you understand
the gravity of your situation.
763
00:54:41.625 --> 00:54:44.000
These entities, they are dangerous.
764
00:54:44.000 --> 00:54:45.458
I'd like you to leave, please.
765
00:54:45.458 --> 00:54:48.916
They may present kindly,
but they are never who they say they are.
766
00:54:48.916 --> 00:54:51.750
- I'm not gonna ask you--
- Your son Kevin.
767
00:54:51.750 --> 00:54:54.416
He's close to it.
I've seen it in the videos. He's at risk!
768
00:54:54.416 --> 00:54:56.041
All right! That's enough! Now, get out!
769
00:54:56.041 --> 00:54:59.458
This is a matter of national security.
I have a right to be here.
770
00:54:59.458 --> 00:55:01.208
Then come back with a warrant.
771
00:55:01.208 --> 00:55:04.875
But until that time,
get the hell out of my house.
772
00:55:11.041 --> 00:55:11.958
I'll be back.
773
00:55:12.833 --> 00:55:13.666
That's a promise.
774
00:55:28.666 --> 00:55:29.541
It's him!
775
00:55:29.541 --> 00:55:30.708
Shit!
776
00:55:30.708 --> 00:55:32.958
Oh my God! It's him! It's Ernest!
777
00:55:32.958 --> 00:55:34.541
- It's him!
778
00:55:47.333 --> 00:55:48.666
Ernest! Ernest!
779
00:56:20.375 --> 00:56:21.666
Shit!
780
00:56:26.083 --> 00:56:26.916
Dick move!
781
00:56:26.916 --> 00:56:27.833
Come on.
782
00:56:28.625 --> 00:56:29.500
In there!
783
00:56:40.708 --> 00:56:42.666
♪ Do you hear me? ♪
784
00:56:44.250 --> 00:56:46.000
♪ Do you care? ♪
785
00:56:47.791 --> 00:56:49.833
♪ Do you hear me? ♪
786
00:56:51.791 --> 00:56:53.250
♪ What are words for? ♪
787
00:56:53.833 --> 00:56:55.750
When no one listens anymore ♪
788
00:56:55.750 --> 00:56:57.250
♪ What are words for ♪
789
00:56:57.250 --> 00:57:00.291
♪ When no one listens
What are words for ♪
790
00:57:00.875 --> 00:57:02.541
♪ When no one listens... ♪
791
00:57:02.541 --> 00:57:03.458 line:5%
Hey!
792
00:57:03.458 --> 00:57:05.250
♪ It's no use talkin' at all ♪
793
00:57:07.500 --> 00:57:08.958
- Hey!
- Sorry!
794
00:57:09.625 --> 00:57:10.458
Hey!
795
00:57:19.750 --> 00:57:23.250
Okay, whatever. Can you just
make yourself invisible already?
796
00:57:25.291 --> 00:57:27.166
What?
Why didn't he do that sooner?
797
00:57:27.166 --> 00:57:29.000
I don't know. Come on. We gotta go.
798
00:57:29.916 --> 00:57:31.083
This is bullshit.
799
00:57:31.083 --> 00:57:33.791
Well... [moans] ...I hate to remind you
800
00:57:33.791 --> 00:57:36.000
about a little thing
called the Fourth Amendment.
801
00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:37.625
They're harboring a terrorist.
802
00:57:37.625 --> 00:57:41.875
I'm not sure a ghost
would legally qualify as a terrorist.
803
00:57:44.625 --> 00:57:46.208
They'll make a mistake.
804
00:57:48.125 --> 00:57:50.333
Careless people always do.
805
00:57:53.500 --> 00:57:55.041
And when that happens...
806
00:57:57.625 --> 00:57:58.791
we'll be ready.
807
00:58:11.291 --> 00:58:13.416
Chuck E. Cheese
is down the street, kiddos.
808
00:58:13.958 --> 00:58:16.666
Do you know this guy?
He used to work here back in the day.
809
00:58:16.666 --> 00:58:18.833
This place has had over a dozen owners.
810
00:58:19.500 --> 00:58:21.125
Can't we just look around for a minute?
811
00:58:21.125 --> 00:58:24.541
Sweetie, I could lose my liquor license.
You gotta go.
812
00:58:26.500 --> 00:58:28.458
Come on. This is stupid. Let's just go.
813
00:58:32.208 --> 00:58:34.208
Hey, wait.
814
00:58:35.666 --> 00:58:37.166
Let me see that picture again.
815
00:58:45.000 --> 00:58:45.833
There.
816
00:58:52.041 --> 00:58:52.875
Oh my God.
817
00:58:57.041 --> 00:58:59.333
See? There is a connection.
818
00:58:59.333 --> 00:59:00.250
I knew it.
819
00:59:01.125 --> 00:59:03.166
Hold on. You're that kid, aren't you?
820
00:59:03.166 --> 00:59:05.666
Uh, I'm sorry. I don't...
I don't know what you're talking about.
821
00:59:05.666 --> 00:59:08.041
With the ghost in your house.
It is you! Holy shit!
822
00:59:08.041 --> 00:59:10.333
Okay, thank you for your time.
We have to go.
823
00:59:12.250 --> 00:59:13.375
You're a genius.
824
00:59:13.958 --> 00:59:16.458
This Scheller guy
has to know who Ernest really is.
825
00:59:16.458 --> 00:59:18.625
And to think that you doubted me.
826
00:59:18.625 --> 00:59:19.833
I never doubted you.
827
00:59:20.333 --> 00:59:22.458
- Now we just have to find where he is.
- Mom!
828
00:59:22.458 --> 00:59:24.083
There's a ghost over there!
829
00:59:24.625 --> 00:59:26.125
That's nice, sweetie.
830
00:59:28.541 --> 00:59:29.375
Ernest.
831
00:59:31.041 --> 00:59:32.500
Ernest, what's wrong?
832
00:59:35.625 --> 00:59:36.583
Ernest.
833
00:59:42.416 --> 00:59:44.000
- Ernest!
834
00:59:48.625 --> 00:59:49.541
Ernest!
835
00:59:59.666 --> 01:00:01.375
Hi, Daddy.
836
01:00:05.125 --> 01:00:06.208
Junebug.
837
01:00:14.791 --> 01:00:16.083
Shit.
838
01:00:16.083 --> 01:00:17.875
Mom!
839
01:00:20.041 --> 01:00:22.291
Ernest, come on! We gotta go!
840
01:00:22.833 --> 01:00:23.708
Ernest!
841
01:00:25.791 --> 01:00:26.916
Ernest!
842
01:00:28.458 --> 01:00:29.541
Ernest!
843
01:00:34.541 --> 01:00:36.291
Ernest, come on! We gotta go!
844
01:00:40.166 --> 01:00:42.791
I think a warrant just fell
right into our lap.
845
01:00:44.791 --> 01:00:46.541
"Ernest The Not-So-Friendly Ghost."
846
01:00:46.541 --> 01:00:48.958
"Paranormal Whacktivity."
847
01:00:48.958 --> 01:00:50.416
They think he's a monster now.
848
01:00:50.416 --> 01:00:53.833
He saw something out there.
Like he was remembering something.
849
01:00:53.833 --> 01:00:56.500
Well, it looks like
he's trying to kidnap Shirley Temple!
850
01:00:56.500 --> 01:00:58.416
And why didn't you tell me
he could go outside?
851
01:00:58.416 --> 01:01:00.000
That should've been my exclusive.
852
01:01:00.000 --> 01:01:01.500
You're not listening to me.
853
01:01:01.500 --> 01:01:02.666
He said a name,
854
01:01:02.666 --> 01:01:05.333
it was, uh, June something.
855
01:01:05.333 --> 01:01:07.541
- So what?
- So maybe that's why he's stuck here.
856
01:01:08.541 --> 01:01:10.791
Something happened to him. Something bad.
857
01:01:10.791 --> 01:01:15.083
Maybe if we help him remember more,
he can, uh, cross over.
858
01:01:15.083 --> 01:01:16.500
Cross over?
859
01:01:16.500 --> 01:01:20.833
We don't want him to cross over, Kevin.
We need him here with us.
860
01:01:22.041 --> 01:01:23.875
You really
don't give a shit about him, do you?
861
01:01:23.875 --> 01:01:26.916
I give a shit about us!
This is about our future.
862
01:01:26.916 --> 01:01:30.041
This is about Fulton's college tuition.
It's about yours.
863
01:01:30.041 --> 01:01:31.375
Don't make this about us.
864
01:01:32.625 --> 01:01:33.708
It's about you.
865
01:01:34.541 --> 01:01:35.750
Always is.
866
01:01:36.375 --> 01:01:38.333
Hey, I'm not finished talking to you, man.
867
01:01:45.250 --> 01:01:46.833
You didn't hear a word he said.
868
01:02:15.291 --> 01:02:16.833
Hello, ladies.
869
01:02:20.125 --> 01:02:23.375
Dude, I just hit 200K followers
on Instagram. It's insane.
870
01:02:23.375 --> 01:02:24.333
Seriously?
871
01:02:24.333 --> 01:02:28.041
Everybody at school is so jealous,
but I didn't choose to be this hot.
872
01:02:28.041 --> 01:02:30.125
I didn't choose to get famous like this.
873
01:02:30.125 --> 01:02:33.041
Come on. No, literally,
a supplement company hit me up.
874
01:02:33.041 --> 01:02:35.208
They wanna pay me $1,000 per post.
875
01:02:35.208 --> 01:02:38.541
- Hey, king. That's mental.
- Yeah. Hey. Mmm...
876
01:02:50.041 --> 01:02:52.333
You know I get recognized
'bout everywhere I go.
877
01:02:58.375 --> 01:03:00.250
- So, I know I...
- Oh, I love all that.
878
01:03:02.958 --> 01:03:03.916
Fulton?
879
01:03:05.375 --> 01:03:07.125
Fulton! What the hell is this?
880
01:03:07.125 --> 01:03:08.916
- Freeze!
- Hey, get out of my house!
881
01:03:08.916 --> 01:03:12.166
Where's my babies? Kevin! Fulton!
882
01:03:18.541 --> 01:03:20.125
♪ Dirty deeds ♪
883
01:03:20.125 --> 01:03:21.541
♪ Done dirt cheap ♪
884
01:03:22.041 --> 01:03:23.750
♪ Dirty deeds ♪
885
01:03:23.750 --> 01:03:25.583
- ♪ Done dirt cheap ♪
886
01:03:25.583 --> 01:03:27.375
♪ Dirty deeds ♪
887
01:03:27.375 --> 01:03:28.750
♪ Done dirt cheap ♪
888
01:03:29.250 --> 01:03:31.666
♪ Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap ♪
889
01:03:31.666 --> 01:03:32.833
Ernest!
890
01:03:49.541 --> 01:03:50.708
You get a cell tracing?
891
01:03:50.708 --> 01:03:53.250
Negative. Both kids
left their cell phones behind.
892
01:03:53.250 --> 01:03:56.125
We have the boy's laptop.
Doing a sweep on the hard drive.
893
01:03:56.125 --> 01:03:58.250
Keep them around.
They might come in handy.
894
01:03:58.250 --> 01:04:01.791
I don't care who the hell you are.
You need to understand this is my house.
895
01:04:01.791 --> 01:04:03.791
I have the power. Do you hear me?
896
01:04:03.791 --> 01:04:05.041
Had. Past tense.
897
01:04:05.916 --> 01:04:06.875
Who the hell are you?
898
01:04:06.875 --> 01:04:08.375
I'm the guy in charge,
899
01:04:08.375 --> 01:04:12.208
and if you're smart,
you're gonna do exactly what we tell you.
900
01:04:14.291 --> 01:04:16.333
So, according
to the records I found,
901
01:04:16.333 --> 01:04:18.916
Scheller lives here,
just outside of Tulsa,
902
01:04:19.500 --> 01:04:22.375
which is about
400 miles from here, give or take.
903
01:04:23.166 --> 01:04:24.500
Shit. That's far.
904
01:04:25.083 --> 01:04:27.583
We'll take driving shifts.
We'll make it.
905
01:04:29.000 --> 01:04:31.041
Okay.
I appreciate the optimism.
906
01:04:35.916 --> 01:04:38.541
You look... different.
907
01:04:39.166 --> 01:04:40.750
- I do?
- Yeah.
908
01:04:41.833 --> 01:04:43.208
Being an outlaw suits you.
909
01:04:44.625 --> 01:04:45.625
Thanks.
910
01:04:52.250 --> 01:04:55.125
Um, we should...
we should probably get going.
911
01:04:55.125 --> 01:04:56.208
Mmm.
912
01:04:56.958 --> 01:04:57.833
What?
913
01:04:58.875 --> 01:05:02.208
♪ I woke up to the morning sky, first ♪
914
01:05:04.458 --> 01:05:07.000
♪ Baby blue, just like we rehearsed ♪
915
01:05:07.000 --> 01:05:08.083
That's beautiful.
916
01:05:09.500 --> 01:05:11.625
♪ When I get up off this ground ♪
917
01:05:11.625 --> 01:05:13.333
♪ I shake leaves back down ♪
918
01:05:13.333 --> 01:05:15.833
♪ To the brown, brown, brown, brown ♪
919
01:05:16.333 --> 01:05:18.083
♪ Till I'm clean ♪
920
01:05:24.458 --> 01:05:28.291
♪ Then I walk
Where I'd be shaded by the trees ♪
921
01:05:29.083 --> 01:05:30.875
♪ By a meadow of green ♪
922
01:05:31.791 --> 01:05:33.541
♪ For about a mile ♪
923
01:05:35.416 --> 01:05:37.541
Last night at 11:15 p.m.,
924
01:05:37.541 --> 01:05:42.458
our son, Kevin Presley,
and his friend, Joy Yoshino,
925
01:05:43.458 --> 01:05:45.291
were abducted from our home
926
01:05:46.625 --> 01:05:48.625
by an entity known as Ernest.
927
01:05:48.625 --> 01:05:53.000
We're asking that anyone with information
please contact your local authorities.
928
01:05:54.375 --> 01:05:55.291
Asshole.
929
01:05:55.875 --> 01:05:57.083
- Excuse me?
- Uh...
930
01:05:57.083 --> 01:06:00.333
- You-- Energy drinks?
- All we know is they were in their rooms.
931
01:06:00.333 --> 01:06:01.375
Last aisle, in the back.
932
01:06:01.375 --> 01:06:03.208
- Thanks.
- At 11:15, we checked.
933
01:06:04.083 --> 01:06:04.958
They were gone.
934
01:06:09.500 --> 01:06:10.541
Look at these.
935
01:06:11.125 --> 01:06:13.041
Come one. Try 'em.
They'll look good on you.
936
01:06:20.041 --> 01:06:22.875
Yeah. Flick 'em down a little.
Give some 'tude.
937
01:06:30.583 --> 01:06:32.458
You look like the bad guy from The Matrix.
938
01:06:34.166 --> 01:06:35.333
Look how good you look.
939
01:06:42.208 --> 01:06:43.041
Crap!
940
01:06:46.250 --> 01:06:48.541
What? Where are you?
941
01:06:55.083 --> 01:06:56.541
Shit, this is bad.
942
01:07:05.875 --> 01:07:07.000
Uh-huh.
943
01:07:07.000 --> 01:07:08.166
Howdy, ghost boy.
944
01:07:09.291 --> 01:07:10.208
Ma'am.
945
01:07:11.458 --> 01:07:13.583
- Mind stepping out of the vehicle for me?
- Me?
946
01:07:13.583 --> 01:07:16.750
Son, I'm gonna need you to lay down
and put your hands behind your head.
947
01:07:17.458 --> 01:07:18.750
Is there a problem, Officer?
948
01:07:18.750 --> 01:07:21.208
- Don't make me repeat myself now.
949
01:07:33.625 --> 01:07:34.875
Really sorry about this!
950
01:07:35.958 --> 01:07:37.750
You have anything on you... Freeze!
951
01:07:46.458 --> 01:07:47.666
Don't move!
952
01:07:47.666 --> 01:07:48.916
Ha... Hands up!
953
01:07:54.250 --> 01:07:56.458
- Go, go, go, go, go.
954
01:07:57.750 --> 01:08:00.958
- Oh my God. I kicked him in the nuts!
955
01:08:00.958 --> 01:08:02.541
- Where's Ernest?
- I don't know!
956
01:08:09.208 --> 01:08:10.791
- Hey, stop!
- Go, go, go, go, go!
957
01:08:13.791 --> 01:08:15.125
What in the hell are you doing?
958
01:08:15.125 --> 01:08:17.208
- He just flipped me off!
- Move your dumb ass!
959
01:08:28.291 --> 01:08:29.250
Shit.
960
01:08:31.125 --> 01:08:32.583
I think we lost them.
961
01:08:33.708 --> 01:08:35.666
- Oh shit!
- Shit!
962
01:08:35.666 --> 01:08:37.541
♪ Nobody gonna take my car ♪
963
01:08:37.541 --> 01:08:40.875
♪ I'm gonna race it to the ground... ♪
964
01:08:40.875 --> 01:08:42.250
He's right behind us, Kevin!
965
01:08:43.875 --> 01:08:46.333
- You got eyes on him yet?
- Oh shit. This is really happening.
966
01:08:46.333 --> 01:08:47.250
There! Turn there!
967
01:08:47.250 --> 01:08:49.041
♪ Ooh, it's a killing machine ♪
968
01:08:49.666 --> 01:08:51.625
♪ It's got everything ♪
969
01:08:51.625 --> 01:08:54.500
I've got him!
Cut him off on the other side! Yeah!
970
01:08:54.500 --> 01:08:57.375
♪ Big fat tires and everything... ♪
971
01:09:00.791 --> 01:09:02.041
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
972
01:09:07.291 --> 01:09:08.333
God! They're everywhere!
973
01:09:08.333 --> 01:09:10.541
- Will they let us off if we pull over?
- Are you crazy?
974
01:09:11.916 --> 01:09:14.041
♪ Nobody gonna take my girl... ♪
975
01:09:14.833 --> 01:09:16.833
Kicked me in my nuts, hit my car!
976
01:09:17.458 --> 01:09:19.458
♪ Ooh, she's a killing machine ♪
977
01:09:20.333 --> 01:09:21.750
♪ She's got everything... ♪
978
01:09:23.041 --> 01:09:24.416
Oh shit!
979
01:09:25.375 --> 01:09:26.875
Let go!
980
01:09:41.125 --> 01:09:42.625
- Kevin!
- I see him!
981
01:09:42.625 --> 01:09:44.500
You wanna play chicken? Come on!
982
01:09:52.041 --> 01:09:53.791
- Welcome back.
983
01:09:53.791 --> 01:09:54.750
You son of a...
984
01:09:55.833 --> 01:09:57.000
The other one's coming.
985
01:09:59.208 --> 01:10:00.416
Oh, oh...
986
01:10:11.666 --> 01:10:13.041
Oh shit!
987
01:10:31.375 --> 01:10:33.041
Holy shit, Ernest. What are you doing?
988
01:10:49.041 --> 01:10:50.333
- Kevin, stop!
- I can make it!
989
01:10:50.333 --> 01:10:51.791
No, you can't! Stop! Kevin!
990
01:10:54.791 --> 01:10:56.375
- Oh shit!
991
01:11:07.041 --> 01:11:08.125
Oh shit!
992
01:11:18.416 --> 01:11:20.083
Never do that again.
993
01:11:21.291 --> 01:11:22.125
Yeah.
994
01:11:22.708 --> 01:11:24.166
Get your ass back here!
995
01:11:27.000 --> 01:11:28.208
Shit!
996
01:11:35.250 --> 01:11:36.375
Where's he going?
997
01:11:37.000 --> 01:11:39.916
We already told you. We don't know.
998
01:11:39.916 --> 01:11:42.208
We have a right
to legal counsel, all right?
999
01:11:42.208 --> 01:11:43.958
You can't hold us here like animals.
1000
01:11:43.958 --> 01:11:46.041
When can I get my phone back?
1001
01:11:47.208 --> 01:11:49.208
You know what?
I've gotta go to the restroom.
1002
01:11:53.625 --> 01:11:55.625
Do I need permission to pee?
1003
01:11:57.333 --> 01:11:58.375
Let her go.
1004
01:12:10.041 --> 01:12:12.833
Oh my goodness!
I am so sorry! Are you okay?
1005
01:12:12.833 --> 01:12:14.416
Oh my God.
1006
01:12:20.458 --> 01:12:21.291
Hello?
1007
01:12:21.291 --> 01:12:22.333
Mom.
1008
01:12:22.333 --> 01:12:24.541
Oh my God, Kevin. Are you okay?
1009
01:12:24.541 --> 01:12:26.125
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
1010
01:12:26.125 --> 01:12:27.250
Where are you?
1011
01:12:28.583 --> 01:12:31.583
I can't tell you, I'm sorry.
But I'm safe. I promise.
1012
01:12:31.583 --> 01:12:34.000
I think we might have found someone
who can help Ernest.
1013
01:12:34.000 --> 01:12:37.125
Okay. Listen to me. Just keep going.
1014
01:12:37.125 --> 01:12:39.791
You do whatever
your heart tells you is right.
1015
01:12:39.791 --> 01:12:41.791
I love you so much. Okay.
1016
01:12:41.791 --> 01:12:42.875
I love you too.
1017
01:12:44.750 --> 01:12:47.250
Those darn telemarketers.
They're the worst, right?
1018
01:12:48.291 --> 01:12:52.250
Aiding and abetting
a known fugitive is a federal crime.
1019
01:12:52.250 --> 01:12:53.625
Where is he?
1020
01:12:54.875 --> 01:12:59.125
Lady, I'd just as soon
swallow a bag of razor blades
1021
01:12:59.125 --> 01:13:03.625
and chase it with some fresh lemon juice
than to tell you jack shit.
1022
01:13:04.833 --> 01:13:06.958
Ma'am, there's someone you should talk to.
1023
01:13:27.958 --> 01:13:30.083
The car,
with Ernest the ghost inside,
1024
01:13:30.083 --> 01:13:33.125
sped through the town
in an attempt to evade authorities,
1025
01:13:33.125 --> 01:13:35.416
causing damage all along the strip...
1026
01:13:59.375 --> 01:14:00.375
What are you doing?
1027
01:14:00.375 --> 01:14:03.041
Looking for the dead body.
This room reeks.
1028
01:14:11.750 --> 01:14:12.583
Rusty.
1029
01:14:26.833 --> 01:14:27.958
Oh my God.
1030
01:14:28.958 --> 01:14:30.583
Wait, this must be a mistake.
1031
01:14:32.291 --> 01:14:35.083
- Maybe I should take a dump on the bed.
1032
01:14:36.000 --> 01:14:37.666
We could just share this one.
1033
01:14:38.500 --> 01:14:39.333
Sh... Share?
1034
01:14:39.916 --> 01:14:41.750
Just don't try to dry hump me.
1035
01:14:42.708 --> 01:14:45.000
Oh! No, I... I would never... I... I...
1036
01:14:45.000 --> 01:14:45.916
I'm kidding.
1037
01:14:46.750 --> 01:14:48.125
Come here. Grab the remote.
1038
01:14:57.875 --> 01:15:00.791
♪ Lonely rivers sigh ♪
1039
01:15:00.791 --> 01:15:04.208
♪ "Wait for me, wait for me" ♪
1040
01:15:05.083 --> 01:15:06.208
♪ I'll-- ♪
1041
01:15:06.208 --> 01:15:08.458
The global outcry continues
1042
01:15:08.458 --> 01:15:11.666
with protests
demanding the ethical treatment of Ernest.
1043
01:15:11.666 --> 01:15:13.791
- I'd like to solve the puzzle!
- Go ahead.
1044
01:15:13.791 --> 01:15:15.750
- Ernest the ghost.
- Yeah.
1045
01:15:17.750 --> 01:15:18.750
Wow.
1046
01:15:19.416 --> 01:15:21.250
This is really a thing, huh?
1047
01:15:23.375 --> 01:15:25.291
Wow. Look at this.
1048
01:15:25.291 --> 01:15:28.416
Look, it's not too late
for you to get out of this.
1049
01:15:28.416 --> 01:15:29.375
What?
1050
01:15:30.375 --> 01:15:32.375
I mean, everyone thinks you're kidnapped.
1051
01:15:33.083 --> 01:15:35.708
You could just pretend you got away.
1052
01:15:36.750 --> 01:15:37.791
Wait.
1053
01:15:39.541 --> 01:15:41.375
You're saying I should just ditch you?
1054
01:15:42.041 --> 01:15:44.416
- Why would I do that?
- So you don't go to jail, maybe?
1055
01:15:45.375 --> 01:15:46.791
It's a good reason.
1056
01:15:46.791 --> 01:15:48.041
Are you kidding?
1057
01:15:48.750 --> 01:15:49.791
I was already in jail.
1058
01:15:50.833 --> 01:15:54.500
Band, AP classes,
math tutoring, choir practice.
1059
01:15:55.250 --> 01:15:59.041
My dad's programmed every second
of my life, and it's exhausting.
1060
01:15:59.041 --> 01:16:01.250
At least your dad cares.
1061
01:16:02.083 --> 01:16:03.291
It's a culture thing.
1062
01:16:03.958 --> 01:16:05.541
We have to be the best.
1063
01:16:06.250 --> 01:16:08.875
Prove that we belong. It's bullshit.
1064
01:16:09.708 --> 01:16:12.791
Sometimes it just seems
like he doesn't even know me.
1065
01:16:14.125 --> 01:16:17.041
He just sees this fake version of me
that he created.
1066
01:16:17.041 --> 01:16:20.041
I don't know.
I guess it's what a lot of parents do.
1067
01:16:20.875 --> 01:16:25.708
Try and fix themselves through their kids,
but they just mess 'em up more in the end.
1068
01:16:27.208 --> 01:16:31.833
The sad thing is me and my dad were
actually best friends when I was a kid.
1069
01:16:33.708 --> 01:16:34.708
I miss that.
1070
01:16:36.291 --> 01:16:37.125
What happened?
1071
01:16:37.958 --> 01:16:39.833
I don't know. It...
1072
01:16:41.083 --> 01:16:45.916
It wasn't just one thing. It was, like,
a bunch of things over time, and...
1073
01:16:47.625 --> 01:16:48.708
us moving around a lot,
1074
01:16:49.333 --> 01:16:53.541
him promising things to my mom
that just never happened.
1075
01:16:55.208 --> 01:16:56.875
Seeing how much it would hurt her.
1076
01:16:57.708 --> 01:16:59.583
After a while, I just pulled away.
1077
01:17:01.875 --> 01:17:04.375
Sometimes I feel like
I'm not even his son anymore.
1078
01:17:16.083 --> 01:17:17.000
What?
1079
01:17:18.791 --> 01:17:19.708
You're just...
1080
01:17:21.291 --> 01:17:22.583
You're really cool.
1081
01:17:25.333 --> 01:17:26.500
Thank you for helping us.
1082
01:17:31.041 --> 01:17:32.875
♪ My darling, I ♪
1083
01:17:34.541 --> 01:17:36.791
♪ Can't get enough of your love, babe... ♪
1084
01:17:37.583 --> 01:17:39.500
I have to go
to the restroom.
1085
01:17:39.500 --> 01:17:40.750
- Okay.
- Just one sec.
1086
01:17:40.750 --> 01:17:41.666
Yeah.
1087
01:17:43.208 --> 01:17:45.666
♪ I can't get enough of your love, babe ♪
1088
01:17:46.416 --> 01:17:47.291
Ernest.
1089
01:17:50.500 --> 01:17:51.583
Would you knock it off?
1090
01:17:52.166 --> 01:17:53.583
Ernest, stop.
1091
01:17:53.583 --> 01:17:55.416
Ernest. Listen to me.
1092
01:17:55.416 --> 01:17:57.916
- What are you doing? Stop, Ernest.
1093
01:18:00.666 --> 01:18:02.541
- What? What is this?
- Ah!
1094
01:18:03.083 --> 01:18:03.916
What?
1095
01:18:04.958 --> 01:18:05.875
Stop. Ernest!
1096
01:18:07.583 --> 01:18:09.750
- Everything okay?
- Yeah.
1097
01:18:09.750 --> 01:18:11.000
Yeah. [clears throat] Yeah.
1098
01:18:11.000 --> 01:18:13.541
Uh, everything's fine.
1099
01:18:46.625 --> 01:18:48.125
Go away.
1100
01:19:23.291 --> 01:19:24.208
I'll stay here.
1101
01:19:25.083 --> 01:19:26.083
Keep a lookout.
1102
01:19:27.916 --> 01:19:30.125
Honk the horn
if you see anything suspicious.
1103
01:19:31.916 --> 01:19:33.250
Stay out of sight, okay?
1104
01:20:10.291 --> 01:20:11.250
Hi.
1105
01:20:12.500 --> 01:20:14.083
Are you Ernest Scheller?
1106
01:20:15.750 --> 01:20:17.958
- I'm--
- I know who you are. Come in.
1107
01:20:26.625 --> 01:20:28.500
That's my wife, Ramona.
1108
01:20:30.166 --> 01:20:32.833
Suffered a stroke last year.
1109
01:20:32.833 --> 01:20:35.000
Can't really do much these days.
1110
01:20:37.333 --> 01:20:38.500
Have a seat.
1111
01:20:44.791 --> 01:20:47.291
Can I get you something to drink?
1112
01:20:47.291 --> 01:20:51.083
Um, juice, pop, pineapple juice?
1113
01:20:51.083 --> 01:20:53.750
Ramona loves pineapple juice.
1114
01:20:54.375 --> 01:20:55.500
Whatever you want.
1115
01:20:55.500 --> 01:20:57.666
No, no. No, I'm fine.
1116
01:20:58.458 --> 01:20:59.500
Okay.
1117
01:21:03.000 --> 01:21:04.625
Funny thing, I, uh...
1118
01:21:06.666 --> 01:21:10.666
I was in a bowling league ages ago.
1119
01:21:12.250 --> 01:21:14.583
One day, I can't find my shirt.
1120
01:21:15.291 --> 01:21:16.916
I looked high and low.
1121
01:21:17.958 --> 01:21:21.083
Ramona said I was always losing things,
1122
01:21:21.083 --> 01:21:24.916
even the damn shirt
off my own back, but, uh...
1123
01:21:26.750 --> 01:21:28.625
I knew something wasn't right.
1124
01:21:31.750 --> 01:21:33.791
I didn't see that shirt again
1125
01:21:33.791 --> 01:21:38.333
till a couple of weeks ago
when I saw one of your videos on the TV.
1126
01:21:40.041 --> 01:21:44.166
Well, I've seen
some crazy things in my life, but this...
1127
01:21:46.333 --> 01:21:49.166
I really can't believe this is real.
1128
01:21:54.875 --> 01:21:57.958
His name was Randy. Randy McGovern.
1129
01:21:57.958 --> 01:22:01.958
That woman next to him
was my wife's sister, Evelyn.
1130
01:22:01.958 --> 01:22:04.375
Dear, kind woman.
1131
01:22:04.375 --> 01:22:07.583
She died from, uh, complications in labor.
1132
01:22:07.583 --> 01:22:08.500
He had a child?
1133
01:22:09.625 --> 01:22:11.291
Daughter. June.
1134
01:22:13.250 --> 01:22:14.083
Junebug.
1135
01:22:16.208 --> 01:22:17.750
Randy, what happened to him?
1136
01:22:17.750 --> 01:22:21.208
Ramona and I never really wanted kids.
1137
01:22:21.208 --> 01:22:24.666
Just always thought we'd travel,
see the world.
1138
01:22:26.500 --> 01:22:29.458
But life had other plans for us.
1139
01:22:29.458 --> 01:22:32.958
After Evelyn died,
Randy sort of fell apart, I guess.
1140
01:22:33.541 --> 01:22:34.750
Took to drinking.
1141
01:22:36.291 --> 01:22:40.958
Then one day, he showed up
at our house with little June,
1142
01:22:41.666 --> 01:22:44.583
said he had an appointment,
needed us to watch her,
1143
01:22:45.250 --> 01:22:46.750
but he never came back.
1144
01:22:47.333 --> 01:22:50.333
Just left that poor little girl with us.
She was four.
1145
01:22:50.333 --> 01:22:53.583
Nobody ever heard from
or saw that man again.
1146
01:22:53.583 --> 01:22:56.791
Maybe something happened,
like an accident or--
1147
01:22:56.791 --> 01:23:00.833
Police found his car
for sale at a used lot,
1148
01:23:00.833 --> 01:23:04.750
uh, his watch at a pawn shop.
1149
01:23:05.333 --> 01:23:06.875
He took my shirt,
1150
01:23:07.458 --> 01:23:09.375
my driver's license.
1151
01:23:10.000 --> 01:23:12.541
Might have used that
to change his identity.
1152
01:23:14.916 --> 01:23:16.291
What do you think happened?
1153
01:23:16.291 --> 01:23:19.583
My guess, uh, drank himself to death.
1154
01:23:20.166 --> 01:23:21.541
Suicide, maybe. Who knows?
1155
01:23:21.541 --> 01:23:25.333
It's... it's hard to feel much sympathy
for somebody like that,
1156
01:23:25.333 --> 01:23:28.375
abandoning their own motherless child.
1157
01:23:28.375 --> 01:23:30.458
I can't think of a greater sin than that.
1158
01:23:30.458 --> 01:23:31.458
No.
1159
01:23:32.541 --> 01:23:34.833
No. No, no. No way.
He wouldn't do something like that.
1160
01:23:34.833 --> 01:23:37.791
You said it yourself.
He can't remember, right?
1161
01:23:39.291 --> 01:23:44.208
Maybe the reason he can't remember,
because the truth, what he did,
1162
01:23:45.083 --> 01:23:46.416
is too unbearable.
1163
01:23:56.083 --> 01:23:58.250
Randy? That's you, isn't it?
1164
01:24:08.916 --> 01:24:10.083
Oh my God.
1165
01:24:18.458 --> 01:24:20.583
Get away from me! Get away from me!
1166
01:24:24.250 --> 01:24:25.875
Ernest! Get out of here!
1167
01:24:30.166 --> 01:24:31.875
Get off me!
1168
01:24:32.458 --> 01:24:34.000
- Get off me!
1169
01:24:41.791 --> 01:24:42.708
Go to thermal!
1170
01:24:45.625 --> 01:24:46.541
Light him up!
1171
01:24:51.875 --> 01:24:53.958
Ernest! Stop!
1172
01:24:55.333 --> 01:24:56.500
Stop!
1173
01:24:57.083 --> 01:24:59.083
- Stop, you're hurting him!
1174
01:25:00.541 --> 01:25:01.750
Ernest!
1175
01:25:04.666 --> 01:25:07.125
Get your hands up! Hands up now!
1176
01:25:07.125 --> 01:25:08.125
Get 'em up!
1177
01:25:08.125 --> 01:25:09.125
Ernest, no!
1178
01:25:11.708 --> 01:25:13.125
- On your feet, now!
- No.
1179
01:25:24.333 --> 01:25:25.458
They have him.
1180
01:25:26.333 --> 01:25:27.666
Where are you taking him?
1181
01:25:29.291 --> 01:25:30.291
Ernest!
1182
01:25:43.291 --> 01:25:44.291
Kevin.
1183
01:25:47.958 --> 01:25:48.875
Are you okay?
1184
01:25:48.875 --> 01:25:50.875
- Yeah. I'm fine.
- Did they hurt you?
1185
01:25:50.875 --> 01:25:51.958
- No.
- Are you sure?
1186
01:25:52.583 --> 01:25:54.000
- Yeah.
- Let's get you home.
1187
01:26:07.083 --> 01:26:09.041
I guess this worked out for you, huh?
1188
01:26:09.041 --> 01:26:13.375
I think, considering the situation,
it's a pretty fair exchange, don't you?
1189
01:26:14.916 --> 01:26:17.291
Now you and your family
can go live a normal life.
1190
01:26:30.875 --> 01:26:32.333
- Hey.
1191
01:26:36.625 --> 01:26:37.583
Sorry about your car.
1192
01:26:38.625 --> 01:26:39.458
It's just a car.
1193
01:26:40.958 --> 01:26:42.166
You good though?
1194
01:26:45.625 --> 01:26:46.500
Yeah.
1195
01:27:24.916 --> 01:27:28.625
I've been
waiting for this moment
1196
01:27:30.083 --> 01:27:31.291
for so long.
1197
01:27:58.500 --> 01:27:59.458
No, no, no.
1198
01:28:00.625 --> 01:28:01.833
Stand down. I'm good.
1199
01:28:07.916 --> 01:28:11.166
Come on, just right this way.
Ah, there she is.
1200
01:28:11.958 --> 01:28:14.625
Ah, the woman of the hour.
1201
01:28:15.291 --> 01:28:17.541
Gentlemen... Oh, and lady,
1202
01:28:17.541 --> 01:28:20.666
please meet Dr. Leslie Monroe.
1203
01:28:20.666 --> 01:28:23.583
Oh, actually, I correct myself.
1204
01:28:23.583 --> 01:28:24.791
Agent Monroe.
1205
01:28:24.791 --> 01:28:29.666
She assisted us in capturing
the asset you see before you.
1206
01:28:29.666 --> 01:28:31.125
- Very good job, yes.
1207
01:28:31.125 --> 01:28:32.083
Bravo.
1208
01:28:32.083 --> 01:28:34.708
So, now--
No, please, please, just take a look.
1209
01:28:41.708 --> 01:28:44.083
Of course you did more than just assist.
That was just--
1210
01:28:44.083 --> 01:28:45.041
What's the endgame?
1211
01:28:46.416 --> 01:28:48.583
- I'm sorry, endgame?
- Well...
1212
01:28:51.208 --> 01:28:52.625
What are you gonna do with him?
1213
01:28:52.625 --> 01:28:55.833
Well, he's dead, so, uh...
1214
01:28:57.375 --> 01:28:58.708
whatever the hell we want.
1215
01:29:27.833 --> 01:29:30.583
Hi, um, is Kevin around?
1216
01:29:31.791 --> 01:29:33.125
I haven't seen him at school.
1217
01:29:33.125 --> 01:29:36.250
Uh, yeah, he's just taking
a little break from stuff, honey.
1218
01:29:36.750 --> 01:29:38.208
Maybe come back another time?
1219
01:29:38.208 --> 01:29:39.666
Yeah, okay.
1220
01:29:39.666 --> 01:29:40.916
It's okay, Mom.
1221
01:29:44.083 --> 01:29:45.083
Hey.
1222
01:29:45.750 --> 01:29:47.875
You haven't responded to any of my texts.
1223
01:29:48.458 --> 01:29:49.541
Yeah, I...
1224
01:29:50.541 --> 01:29:54.916
I haven't really felt like
talking to anyone, so...
1225
01:29:54.916 --> 01:29:56.833
It's okay. I get it.
1226
01:30:00.833 --> 01:30:01.666
How is everything?
1227
01:30:02.291 --> 01:30:06.083
Well, I'm grounded until I'm 80,
but other than that, super peachy.
1228
01:30:08.958 --> 01:30:12.083
Um, I just... I wanted to check up on you.
1229
01:30:15.041 --> 01:30:15.958
Cool.
1230
01:30:17.458 --> 01:30:18.625
Thanks.
1231
01:30:18.625 --> 01:30:20.333
No, really though. Are you doing okay?
1232
01:30:23.166 --> 01:30:24.000
Yeah.
1233
01:30:25.916 --> 01:30:26.791
I'm fine.
1234
01:30:29.416 --> 01:30:30.458
See you around.
1235
01:30:53.166 --> 01:30:54.041
Hey.
1236
01:31:01.625 --> 01:31:03.250
It's so quiet up here now.
1237
01:31:09.625 --> 01:31:11.208
Feels strange.
1238
01:31:18.250 --> 01:31:20.583
It was raining like this
the day you were born.
1239
01:31:21.375 --> 01:31:24.583
I remember because
I was driving your mom to the hospital,
1240
01:31:25.875 --> 01:31:27.666
and traffic was so bad.
1241
01:31:29.208 --> 01:31:31.458
I thought she was gonna
give birth right there in the car.
1242
01:31:32.041 --> 01:31:33.125
I was petrified.
1243
01:31:33.125 --> 01:31:37.041
I made a promise to myself
that if we made it to the hospital...
1244
01:31:40.666 --> 01:31:42.416
I was gonna be the best dad in the world.
1245
01:31:46.625 --> 01:31:47.791
It's funny.
1246
01:31:50.625 --> 01:31:51.958
When your kids are little,
1247
01:31:53.250 --> 01:31:54.541
it's easy to be a parent.
1248
01:31:56.041 --> 01:31:59.666
They don't see who you actually are.
1249
01:32:01.583 --> 01:32:03.041
They just see the good stuff.
1250
01:32:04.208 --> 01:32:05.541
What you want them to see.
1251
01:32:07.625 --> 01:32:10.041
But eventually, as they grow up...
1252
01:32:12.000 --> 01:32:16.625
parts of yourself that you don't like
become harder and harder to hide.
1253
01:32:19.416 --> 01:32:20.375
I guess
1254
01:32:21.583 --> 01:32:24.541
I never really figured out who I am.
1255
01:32:27.833 --> 01:32:29.750
I've just always chased stuff.
1256
01:32:30.416 --> 01:32:32.250
New places, new jobs...
1257
01:32:34.458 --> 01:32:36.125
hoping something would click,
1258
01:32:37.333 --> 01:32:43.041
and I would finally be the man
I wanted to be for you and Fulton...
1259
01:32:45.833 --> 01:32:47.041
and your mom.
1260
01:32:48.000 --> 01:32:50.333
But then Ernest came, and I was like,
1261
01:32:50.875 --> 01:32:52.208
"This is it."
1262
01:32:55.625 --> 01:32:56.750
I could finally...
1263
01:32:59.375 --> 01:33:01.333
have a purpose.
1264
01:33:02.916 --> 01:33:04.458
I could finally be worthy.
1265
01:33:10.708 --> 01:33:12.333
I lost myself all over again.
1266
01:33:16.083 --> 01:33:17.291
I let you down, kid.
1267
01:33:22.708 --> 01:33:24.166
I broke my promise.
1268
01:33:38.166 --> 01:33:39.666
I know you're upset about Ernest.
1269
01:33:41.125 --> 01:33:44.750
But you tried to do the right thing,
and that's all that matters.
1270
01:33:48.208 --> 01:33:51.583
You're a better man at 16
1271
01:33:52.291 --> 01:33:53.958
than I am at 45.
1272
01:33:57.041 --> 01:33:58.416
I admire you, Kevin.
1273
01:34:01.166 --> 01:34:03.416
You turned out great, in spite of me.
1274
01:34:44.583 --> 01:34:47.208
Can you face me, please? Turn towards me.
1275
01:34:51.041 --> 01:34:52.000
Turn around.
1276
01:34:56.250 --> 01:34:57.375
Turn around.
1277
01:35:00.750 --> 01:35:02.458
I said turn around.
1278
01:35:06.083 --> 01:35:07.083
Comply.
1279
01:35:14.000 --> 01:35:15.000
Comply.
1280
01:35:17.708 --> 01:35:20.000
I said comply!
1281
01:35:22.541 --> 01:35:23.750
Comply!
1282
01:36:35.500 --> 01:36:36.750
Comply!
1283
01:36:45.666 --> 01:36:47.625
Yeah. Works on the living too.
1284
01:36:54.291 --> 01:36:55.291
Thank you.
1285
01:36:56.083 --> 01:36:56.916
Get out of here.
1286
01:37:03.250 --> 01:37:05.125
- ...figured it out.
- Where is our Uber?
1287
01:37:05.125 --> 01:37:06.541
It's a Lyft, stupid.
1288
01:37:06.541 --> 01:37:08.458
- You're stupid, Tara.
- Oh my God!
1289
01:37:08.458 --> 01:37:10.916
- We're gonna get mugged and die out here.
- No, no.
1290
01:37:10.916 --> 01:37:13.375
- It's gonna be fine.
- We should go to Taco Bell!
1291
01:37:13.375 --> 01:37:15.000
- Yes!
1292
01:37:15.666 --> 01:37:18.083
- Wait, is that it? Oh my God!
- Oh my God! Thank you!
1293
01:37:18.083 --> 01:37:19.333
Hi, hi, hi.
1294
01:37:19.333 --> 01:37:21.375
- Is this for Gabby?
- Uh-huh.
1295
01:37:28.041 --> 01:37:29.875
Holy shit, man!
1296
01:37:30.625 --> 01:37:32.791
Ernest, dude!
1297
01:37:32.791 --> 01:37:35.208
Uh, excuse me. This is my Uber.
1298
01:37:35.208 --> 01:37:37.583
Uh, it's a Lyft, bitch.
1299
01:37:37.583 --> 01:37:38.958
Bye!
1300
01:37:39.458 --> 01:37:40.375
Wait!
1301
01:37:41.083 --> 01:37:42.833
Hell yeah!
1302
01:37:42.833 --> 01:37:44.875
- So, which way you headed, Ernest?
1303
01:37:48.458 --> 01:37:49.708
You got it.
1304
01:38:07.708 --> 01:38:08.541
Ernest?
1305
01:38:59.875 --> 01:39:02.708
- I missed this house.
1306
01:39:07.125 --> 01:39:09.541
Randy, a ghost.
1307
01:39:09.541 --> 01:39:12.083
A goddamn ghost.
1308
01:39:17.041 --> 01:39:21.625
Fifty years... I've kept this secret.
1309
01:39:23.625 --> 01:39:26.791
But the chickens
finally came home to roost.
1310
01:39:26.791 --> 01:39:28.625
I don't know anything. I swear.
1311
01:39:28.625 --> 01:39:30.833
You're lying. You came after me.
1312
01:39:30.833 --> 01:39:33.625
- I was just trying to help him.
- You're lying!
1313
01:39:35.166 --> 01:39:38.166
- Frank. Did you hear that?
- Okay. All right. Yup, yup, yup.
1314
01:39:46.500 --> 01:39:47.416
Stay here.
1315
01:39:48.333 --> 01:39:49.750
- Be careful.
- All right.
1316
01:40:12.458 --> 01:40:14.500
- What are you doing?
- Thought I heard something!
1317
01:40:14.500 --> 01:40:16.750
Shit.
1318
01:40:16.750 --> 01:40:17.666
Me too.
1319
01:40:18.750 --> 01:40:19.583
Stay here.
1320
01:40:19.583 --> 01:40:20.541
Yeah, right.
1321
01:40:22.625 --> 01:40:23.541
Come on.
1322
01:40:54.666 --> 01:40:55.666
Drop it.
1323
01:40:56.500 --> 01:40:58.041
Okay. Okay, take it easy.
1324
01:41:04.250 --> 01:41:05.875
Please don't hurt my son.
1325
01:41:06.458 --> 01:41:08.333
It was Ramona's idea.
1326
01:41:08.875 --> 01:41:13.041
She couldn't have kids of her own,
and when her sister died,
1327
01:41:13.041 --> 01:41:15.583
she said it was a sign from God
1328
01:41:16.166 --> 01:41:19.958
that Randy couldn't take care of June
without her mother.
1329
01:41:19.958 --> 01:41:23.666
She made me do it.
I didn't want to. She made me.
1330
01:41:23.666 --> 01:41:25.791
We can talk about this.
Just put the gun down.
1331
01:41:25.791 --> 01:41:27.458
- Don't!
- Okay, okay.
1332
01:41:27.458 --> 01:41:29.208
Frank, what's happening?
1333
01:41:31.083 --> 01:41:32.750
Get him out of here!
1334
01:41:33.833 --> 01:41:35.041
- Dad!
- Let's go!
1335
01:41:35.041 --> 01:41:36.291
- Dad!
- Come on!
1336
01:41:52.166 --> 01:41:53.458
Get away from them!
1337
01:42:02.125 --> 01:42:03.166
Go to Mom!
1338
01:42:13.791 --> 01:42:15.208
- Come on!
- Stop it!
1339
01:42:15.208 --> 01:42:16.708
- Kevin, no!
- Get in!
1340
01:42:16.708 --> 01:42:18.416
Kevin, no! Kevin!
1341
01:42:26.875 --> 01:42:28.625
Kevin! No! Please!
1342
01:42:28.625 --> 01:42:30.583
Stay inside! Call the cops!
1343
01:44:02.541 --> 01:44:04.000
Little Junebug.
1344
01:44:04.958 --> 01:44:07.250
She made Ramona so happy.
1345
01:44:07.250 --> 01:44:10.583
That's all she really wanted
was her own little girl.
1346
01:44:10.583 --> 01:44:12.791
She doesn't talk to us anymore.
1347
01:44:12.791 --> 01:44:16.125
Maybe deep down she knows...
1348
01:44:46.833 --> 01:44:48.625
What?
1349
01:44:57.666 --> 01:44:59.250
I killed you!
1350
01:45:21.208 --> 01:45:22.375
I knew you'd come back.
1351
01:45:25.583 --> 01:45:26.500
Kevin!
1352
01:45:34.500 --> 01:45:36.333
- Dad, no!
1353
01:45:53.625 --> 01:45:54.500
Kevin.
1354
01:45:54.500 --> 01:45:55.708
Dad.
1355
01:45:55.708 --> 01:45:57.416
Okay. I got you. You okay?
1356
01:45:57.416 --> 01:45:58.583
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1357
01:46:00.458 --> 01:46:01.541
Ernest.
1358
01:46:03.208 --> 01:46:05.541
Frank! Kevin! Oh, thank God!
1359
01:46:06.041 --> 01:46:07.125
Thank God.
1360
01:46:24.916 --> 01:46:26.083
And that was it?
1361
01:46:27.291 --> 01:46:32.750
This ghost that was haunting your house
for, what, 50 years, just suddenly...
1362
01:46:34.791 --> 01:46:35.708
he's gone?
1363
01:46:37.583 --> 01:46:38.875
It was dark.
1364
01:46:39.875 --> 01:46:42.708
It was raining. It was hard to see, but...
1365
01:46:44.583 --> 01:46:46.458
I... I looked around, and he wasn't there.
1366
01:46:48.583 --> 01:46:50.666
Why... why would he just vanish like that?
1367
01:46:51.333 --> 01:46:52.166
I don't know.
1368
01:46:53.500 --> 01:46:55.166
Maybe he didn't need to be here anymore.
1369
01:46:57.333 --> 01:46:58.750
Found the guy who killed him
1370
01:47:00.333 --> 01:47:01.375
and got closure.
1371
01:47:12.208 --> 01:47:13.708
What really happened, Kevin?
1372
01:49:34.458 --> 01:49:35.500
Hi, Daddy.
1373
01:50:08.500 --> 01:50:09.625
Oh, nice.
1374
01:50:10.166 --> 01:50:11.583
Okay, let me try. Let's see.
1375
01:50:17.000 --> 01:50:18.583
I suck. Okay.
1376
01:52:13.625 --> 01:52:14.625
Bye, Ernest.
1377
01:52:20.750 --> 01:52:21.625
Kevin.
1378
01:52:23.750 --> 01:52:27.541
Tell me what happened.
1379
01:52:45.708 --> 01:52:47.166
Hey, sorry I can't be there.
1380
01:52:47.166 --> 01:52:49.333
Oh yeah. I'm sure you're just devastated.
1381
01:52:49.333 --> 01:52:51.333
- Why aren't you studying, boy?
1382
01:52:51.333 --> 01:52:53.250
Dad, come on. It's a Saturday. Please.
1383
01:52:53.250 --> 01:52:54.875
Yeah, and what the hell is a Saturday?
1384
01:52:54.875 --> 01:52:56.000
- Go study.
- Uh-huh.
1385
01:52:59.041 --> 01:53:02.375
But I feel bad for whoever has
to deal with this shitty attic.
1386
01:53:06.208 --> 01:53:09.833
You know, I don't really think I'm down
with you not being my neighbor anymore.
1387
01:53:09.833 --> 01:53:12.541
Well, I'm only like five miles away.
1388
01:53:12.541 --> 01:53:14.750
- Plus, I get my car soon.
1389
01:53:14.750 --> 01:53:16.458
Okay. Smell you, bitch.
1390
01:53:16.458 --> 01:53:19.375
I know. Ka-ching!
Haunted houses are a thing now.
1391
01:53:25.000 --> 01:53:26.583
Figured I'd find you two up here.
1392
01:53:26.583 --> 01:53:27.875
- Dad.
1393
01:53:27.875 --> 01:53:30.000
Hey, the truck is loaded.
It's time to say goodbye.
1394
01:53:30.000 --> 01:53:33.625
Uh, last chance for y'all
to do whatever y'all were doing
1395
01:53:33.625 --> 01:53:35.041
or gonna do before you did.
1396
01:53:35.041 --> 01:53:36.166
- Stop it.
- Last chance.
1397
01:53:36.166 --> 01:53:37.208
Please save me.
1398
01:53:37.208 --> 01:53:38.500
- Thank you.
- I got this.
1399
01:53:38.500 --> 01:53:39.875
Come on. See you downstairs.
1400
01:53:39.875 --> 01:53:41.208
- Thank you.
- Bye.
1401
01:53:41.208 --> 01:53:43.375
- Yes, great.
- However you say bye.
1402
01:53:43.875 --> 01:53:45.625
- My... my parents.
- Mm-hmm.
1403
01:53:57.833 --> 01:53:59.208
What are you thinking about?
1404
01:54:01.916 --> 01:54:03.583
Do you think he can still see us?
1405
01:54:07.000 --> 01:54:08.208
Wherever he is?
1406
01:54:10.958 --> 01:54:11.958
I don't know.
1407
01:54:13.666 --> 01:54:14.625
Maybe.
1408
01:54:55.666 --> 01:54:57.916
♪ I'll be on the street somewhere ♪
1409
01:54:57.916 --> 01:55:01.083
♪ Tellin' everyone that I am not alone ♪
1410
01:55:01.083 --> 01:55:03.666
♪ Even if nobody cares ♪
1411
01:55:04.250 --> 01:55:06.875
♪ I'm screaming, I'm screaming out loud ♪
1412
01:55:09.041 --> 01:55:11.833
♪ I ain't no good on my own ♪
1413
01:55:17.333 --> 01:55:19.708
♪ Count the days I'm alone ♪
1414
01:55:19.708 --> 01:55:22.791
♪ Devils in the night they
Tell me what I might be ♪
1415
01:55:22.791 --> 01:55:25.208
♪ Found a root with a hold ♪
1416
01:55:25.208 --> 01:55:28.083
♪ Tend to rest my head
In places less inviting ♪
1417
01:55:28.875 --> 01:55:30.291
♪ I'll find my way out ♪
1418
01:55:31.041 --> 01:55:33.875
♪ Feel out the steps that I've made ♪
1419
01:55:39.708 --> 01:55:43.041
♪ Looking back at all the moments that ♪
1420
01:55:43.041 --> 01:55:46.416
♪ You were there to hold me through ♪
1421
01:55:46.416 --> 01:55:49.208
♪ If it weren't for you ♪
1422
01:55:49.208 --> 01:55:52.166
♪ I would lose myself ♪
1423
01:55:52.166 --> 01:55:54.958
♪ And hide ♪
1424
01:55:55.583 --> 01:55:57.875
♪ Just this time ♪
1425
01:55:59.083 --> 01:56:01.333
♪ I'll be on the street somewhere ♪
1426
01:56:01.333 --> 01:56:04.500
♪ Tellin' everyone that I am not alone ♪
1427
01:56:04.500 --> 01:56:07.083
♪ Even if nobody cares ♪
1428
01:56:07.666 --> 01:56:10.291
♪ I'm screaming, I'm screaming out loud ♪
1429
01:56:12.458 --> 01:56:14.916
♪ I ain't no good on my own ♪
1430
01:56:14.916 --> 01:56:17.625
♪ Walk with me for just a minute ♪
1431
01:56:17.625 --> 01:56:20.375
♪ Far from the walls
Where I've been livin' ♪
1432
01:56:20.375 --> 01:56:22.458
♪ Tell me again ♪
1433
01:56:22.458 --> 01:56:25.083
♪ You'll be there in the end ♪
1434
01:56:25.083 --> 01:56:28.000
♪ 'Cause I'm afraid to hear the echoes ♪
1435
01:56:28.000 --> 01:56:30.083
♪ Always tellin' me to let go ♪
1436
01:56:30.083 --> 01:56:31.666
♪ I need a friend ♪
1437
01:56:34.875 --> 01:56:38.208
♪ Looking back at all the moments that ♪
1438
01:56:38.208 --> 01:56:41.583
♪ You were there to hold me through ♪
1439
01:56:41.583 --> 01:56:44.375
♪ If it weren't for you ♪
1440
01:56:44.375 --> 01:56:47.333
♪ I would lose myself ♪
1441
01:56:47.333 --> 01:56:50.041
♪ And hide ♪
1442
01:56:50.750 --> 01:56:53.041
♪ Just this time ♪
1443
01:56:54.291 --> 01:56:56.541
♪ I'll be on the street somewhere ♪
1444
01:56:56.541 --> 01:56:59.708
♪ Tellin' everyone that I am not alone ♪
1445
01:56:59.708 --> 01:57:02.291
♪ Even if nobody cares ♪
1446
01:57:02.875 --> 01:57:05.458
♪ I'm screaming, I'm screaming out loud ♪
1447
01:57:07.666 --> 01:57:10.208
♪ I ain't no good on my own ♪