WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:43.820 --> 00:00:47.990 Jonathan... Hello? Oh, my God... 4 00:00:48.960 --> 00:00:50.730 What are you actually looking at? 5 00:00:51.130 --> 00:00:52.430 -What? -I mean, 6 00:00:52.460 --> 00:00:53.600 when I'm talking to you. 7 00:00:54.530 --> 00:00:55.840 What, the rug? 8 00:00:56.940 --> 00:00:58.670 The wall? What is it? What? 9 00:00:58.700 --> 00:01:01.340 See? When I talk to him he doesn't look at me. 10 00:01:01.770 --> 00:01:04.380 Is there a reason you're not looking at Carolyn? 11 00:01:04.910 --> 00:01:06.610 I thought I was. 12 00:01:06.650 --> 00:01:08.010 What, do you have eyes on the side of your head? 13 00:01:08.050 --> 00:01:09.980 -This is how I listen. -Oh... I didn't know. 14 00:01:10.020 --> 00:01:12.850 Okay, this is how I concentrate, okay? 15 00:01:12.890 --> 00:01:15.020 I mean, how long have you fucking known me? 16 00:01:15.050 --> 00:01:16.590 -This is how I look. Whatever. -No, you don't. 17 00:01:16.790 --> 00:01:20.390 Carolyn, maybe if Jonathan repeats back to you 18 00:01:20.430 --> 00:01:22.360 what you've said, would that help you to feel heard? 19 00:01:22.690 --> 00:01:25.930 No, I don't need him to repeat back to me what I just said. 20 00:01:25.970 --> 00:01:27.500 I need him to fucking look at me. 21 00:01:27.830 --> 00:01:29.100 Look at me. 22 00:01:29.140 --> 00:01:30.600 Turn your head and look at me. 23 00:01:31.600 --> 00:01:33.440 Oh, it's funny, I guess, it's really funny. 24 00:01:34.070 --> 00:01:35.440 Is that so hard? 25 00:01:36.640 --> 00:01:39.610 Don't tell me what to do. And do not point at me, okay? 26 00:01:40.110 --> 00:01:42.480 For some reason he doesn't like me to point at him. 27 00:01:42.820 --> 00:01:43.920 Yeah, for some reason. 28 00:01:43.950 --> 00:01:45.990 Imagine. Imagine this all day. 29 00:01:46.020 --> 00:01:48.390 Imagine. Hey! Imagine it. 30 00:01:48.420 --> 00:01:49.820 Maybe you should talk to him about his mother. 31 00:01:50.060 --> 00:01:51.060 Did your mom point at you 32 00:01:51.990 --> 00:01:53.090 when you were a little kid, is that why? 33 00:01:53.130 --> 00:01:54.630 My mom has been dead for less than a week. 34 00:01:55.030 --> 00:01:56.460 You're such a fucking bitch. 35 00:01:56.490 --> 00:01:57.930 I'm a fucking bitch? 36 00:01:57.960 --> 00:01:58.760 -Did you hear that? -Yeah. 37 00:01:58.800 --> 00:02:00.000 -I'm a fucking bitch. -Yes. Yeah. 38 00:02:00.030 --> 00:02:01.700 That's what I am. Me, I'm a bitch. 39 00:02:01.730 --> 00:02:03.740 The one who does everything for you all the time. 40 00:02:03.770 --> 00:02:05.500 -Don, Don. -All the time. 41 00:02:05.540 --> 00:02:06.640 -Don. -Yeah Don, you fix it. 42 00:02:07.840 --> 00:02:08.770 Fix it. Make it better for him. He can't do it by himself. 43 00:02:09.510 --> 00:02:11.080 Don. You want to intervene here? 44 00:02:11.640 --> 00:02:13.150 I mean, we can do this at home. 45 00:02:13.780 --> 00:02:14.880 Um... 46 00:02:16.150 --> 00:02:19.090 Well, both of you know a more productive way to communicate. 47 00:02:19.790 --> 00:02:22.450 So how about... yeah, 48 00:02:22.490 --> 00:02:23.860 with a little less contempt 49 00:02:23.890 --> 00:02:25.690 and some more honest feelings. 50 00:02:26.230 --> 00:02:29.460 Okay, here's a more honest feeling. Um... 51 00:02:30.130 --> 00:02:31.860 We've been coming here a long time 52 00:02:32.870 --> 00:02:34.000 and nothing changes. 53 00:02:34.900 --> 00:02:36.140 You know what, Jonathan? 54 00:02:36.170 --> 00:02:37.970 Leave him alone he looks tired. 55 00:02:40.710 --> 00:02:41.710 You do. 56 00:03:03.030 --> 00:03:04.460 I was on my way to class, 57 00:03:04.500 --> 00:03:06.030 I thought I'd drop by and say hi. So, hi. 58 00:03:06.070 --> 00:03:08.600 We got in a new strain. You want to try? Very mellow. 59 00:03:08.630 --> 00:03:09.940 -No. -Mom. 60 00:03:10.170 --> 00:03:12.500 You smoke weed. I work in a weed store. Take it. 61 00:03:12.700 --> 00:03:13.940 I'm not going to buy pot from you. 62 00:03:13.970 --> 00:03:15.980 You go to that place that's a total rip-off. 63 00:03:16.010 --> 00:03:17.480 -I do not. -You do. 64 00:03:17.510 --> 00:03:18.610 Okay, I don't want to talk about this. 65 00:03:18.980 --> 00:03:20.150 You can buy it from me. 66 00:03:20.610 --> 00:03:22.450 Oh, no thank you. 67 00:03:24.150 --> 00:03:27.690 Jesus. I just... I hate you're working here. It's dangerous. 68 00:03:27.920 --> 00:03:29.020 We have security. 69 00:03:29.720 --> 00:03:30.790 Him? 70 00:03:30.820 --> 00:03:32.020 Can I have a donut? 71 00:03:32.060 --> 00:03:34.130 Ah... okay, they're for my students though-- 72 00:03:34.160 --> 00:03:35.630 they're for my... student... 73 00:03:35.660 --> 00:03:37.230 -Cool. Thanks, Mom. -These... 74 00:03:37.630 --> 00:03:39.100 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 75 00:03:42.230 --> 00:03:44.640 So, how's the writing going? 76 00:03:45.070 --> 00:03:46.070 It's going? 77 00:03:46.540 --> 00:03:47.310 I can't wait. 78 00:03:47.340 --> 00:03:49.080 Yeah, well, don't get too excited. 79 00:03:49.110 --> 00:03:50.280 I don't know if it's any good or not. 80 00:03:50.310 --> 00:03:52.780 Are you kidding me? It's gonna be amazing. 81 00:03:52.810 --> 00:03:54.650 I love you so much. I got to go, okay? 82 00:03:54.680 --> 00:03:57.080 - I love you. Bye. - Bye. 83 00:03:58.820 --> 00:04:00.020 Wake up. 84 00:04:02.620 --> 00:04:04.260 So you're a writer? 85 00:04:04.290 --> 00:04:05.490 You never said. 86 00:04:05.760 --> 00:04:07.530 Well, trying to be. 87 00:04:08.090 --> 00:04:10.900 I know how it is. I'm an executive producer. 88 00:04:14.270 --> 00:04:16.600 I wanna write about this man on the street who came up to me 89 00:04:16.630 --> 00:04:19.740 and said that his car had a flat and that he needed to change 90 00:04:19.770 --> 00:04:22.110 out of his nice clothes to change the tire. 91 00:04:22.140 --> 00:04:24.080 So he asked me to stand guard 92 00:04:24.110 --> 00:04:27.810 while he changed out of the nice clothes so nobody would see him. 93 00:04:27.850 --> 00:04:28.980 -And I-- -That happened to me, too. 94 00:04:29.280 --> 00:04:31.620 - Really? - And how old were you? 95 00:04:31.650 --> 00:04:33.220 -Nine. -Okay. 96 00:04:33.690 --> 00:04:35.650 I don't understand. So what? 97 00:04:36.090 --> 00:04:37.290 He took off his pants 98 00:04:37.320 --> 00:04:39.230 and started masturbating while staring at me. 99 00:04:39.990 --> 00:04:41.160 That's disgusting. 100 00:04:41.190 --> 00:04:43.630 I am horrified 101 00:04:43.660 --> 00:04:46.870 that that happened to you, Ivy and to you Marielle. 102 00:04:47.870 --> 00:04:49.800 But it's very compelling 103 00:04:49.840 --> 00:04:52.100 to write about something so personal, for sure. 104 00:04:52.600 --> 00:04:53.610 Absolutely. 105 00:04:54.670 --> 00:04:55.540 Billy, do you have anything you'd like to share? 106 00:04:56.110 --> 00:04:57.110 Oh, yeah. Okay, uh... 107 00:04:58.140 --> 00:04:59.810 So, I knew this girl once who talked too much. 108 00:05:00.150 --> 00:05:02.050 Uh... It drove me crazy. 109 00:05:02.250 --> 00:05:04.820 And one day, a bee flew in her mouth 110 00:05:05.050 --> 00:05:06.950 and I thought it was hysterical 111 00:05:06.990 --> 00:05:08.950 and just so perfectly poetic. 112 00:05:09.820 --> 00:05:10.860 Uh... I literally thought, 113 00:05:10.890 --> 00:05:13.690 "Thank God! Maybe now she'll actually shut up." 114 00:05:15.730 --> 00:05:17.730 But then she had an allergic reaction and died. 115 00:05:19.200 --> 00:05:21.730 Oh, wow. I didn't see that coming. 116 00:05:21.770 --> 00:05:23.870 That is... That's terrible. 117 00:05:23.900 --> 00:05:25.270 Right there, in front of you this happened? 118 00:05:25.300 --> 00:05:28.710 Uh, in the hospital. But it was pretty awful. 119 00:05:29.110 --> 00:05:30.740 And I wanna write about that day. 120 00:05:31.210 --> 00:05:33.280 Because of the guilt I have from laughing. 121 00:05:33.310 --> 00:05:34.980 I just felt so terrible. 122 00:05:35.010 --> 00:05:37.380 Well, I think that that has the potential 123 00:05:37.420 --> 00:05:39.750 to be a very moving story. 124 00:05:40.020 --> 00:05:42.890 What if you want to write about somebody who's not dead 125 00:05:42.920 --> 00:05:44.260 but it's not very nice about them. 126 00:05:44.290 --> 00:05:46.690 To tell you the truth, I say just... 127 00:05:46.720 --> 00:05:49.660 write your heart out and don't show it to them. 128 00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:52.870 Really, yeah. 129 00:05:53.200 --> 00:05:56.240 Um, what kind of story were you thinking about, Hal? 130 00:05:56.840 --> 00:05:57.970 Something in a prison. 131 00:05:58.240 --> 00:05:59.910 Oh, all right. 132 00:06:00.110 --> 00:06:05.080 And what about a prison specifically interests you? 133 00:06:07.110 --> 00:06:08.110 Jail? 134 00:06:08.980 --> 00:06:09.980 For sure. 135 00:06:10.920 --> 00:06:14.350 Gosh, guys, what a productive class. 136 00:06:14.390 --> 00:06:17.120 I can't get over we've got such a good group. 137 00:06:17.360 --> 00:06:18.660 Give yourself a hand. 138 00:06:19.160 --> 00:06:21.690 Yeah, I love it. Fantastic. 139 00:06:22.730 --> 00:06:24.400 I think you're done. 140 00:06:24.860 --> 00:06:26.300 You must be so sick of reading it. 141 00:06:26.330 --> 00:06:27.370 Not at all, Beth. 142 00:06:27.400 --> 00:06:29.240 It's wonderful, honey, really. 143 00:06:29.440 --> 00:06:31.800 Yeah, but then why the hell haven't I heard from Sylvia? 144 00:06:32.300 --> 00:06:34.370 Maybe it's bad. Maybe it's not as good as my memoir. 145 00:06:34.410 --> 00:06:35.370 You wrote a great book. 146 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:37.180 And believe me, she's going to call you. 147 00:06:37.910 --> 00:06:38.680 She probably just, you know, 148 00:06:38.710 --> 00:06:40.150 hasn't read it yet, that's all. 149 00:06:40.180 --> 00:06:41.380 Really? 150 00:06:42.480 --> 00:06:44.380 -Yeah, I'm sure of it -Wish my memoir did better. 151 00:06:44.420 --> 00:06:46.920 -Why do you think it didn't? -Sweetheart. 152 00:06:47.290 --> 00:06:48.320 Trust me, 153 00:06:49.260 --> 00:06:51.060 your memoir was great. 154 00:06:51.090 --> 00:06:52.990 Your new book is great. 155 00:06:54.030 --> 00:06:55.190 Okay, she's going to love it. 156 00:06:57.300 --> 00:07:00.230 Oh, it's Eliot. Should we have invited him? 157 00:07:00.270 --> 00:07:01.770 Honey, it's our anniversary. 158 00:07:01.800 --> 00:07:03.770 -We'll call him back. -Yeah, right. 159 00:07:05.300 --> 00:07:06.440 Come here. 160 00:07:08.170 --> 00:07:09.180 Hmm. 161 00:07:10.080 --> 00:07:11.680 -Okay, so... -Okay. 162 00:07:11.880 --> 00:07:12.880 You're a good kisser. 163 00:07:13.150 --> 00:07:14.680 -You always have been. -Thank you. 164 00:07:14.910 --> 00:07:16.350 -Happy Anniversary. -Ooh. 165 00:07:16.380 --> 00:07:18.420 Well, for goodness sakees. 166 00:07:18.850 --> 00:07:20.150 What do we got here? 167 00:07:20.350 --> 00:07:21.920 -Ooh, a little box. -Yeah. 168 00:07:24.760 --> 00:07:27.960 -Oh, wow! -You like? 169 00:07:27.990 --> 00:07:30.100 It's so pretty. 170 00:07:30.130 --> 00:07:31.800 -I love them. -Well, 171 00:07:31.830 --> 00:07:34.100 -they're leaves. -Yeah... You know me. 172 00:07:34.130 --> 00:07:35.400 Yeah. They look great. 173 00:07:35.430 --> 00:07:37.200 Yeah. Okay. 174 00:07:37.400 --> 00:07:38.400 Love them. 175 00:07:40.870 --> 00:07:41.940 Uh-oh. 176 00:07:41.970 --> 00:07:43.280 Happy Anniversary. 177 00:07:43.310 --> 00:07:45.440 Oh, wow. Look at this. 178 00:07:50.280 --> 00:07:51.280 Oh. 179 00:07:51.820 --> 00:07:53.190 -A V-neck. -Yeah. 180 00:07:54.450 --> 00:07:57.220 -Oh, wow, it is soft. -It's so soft, right? 181 00:07:57.260 --> 00:07:58.720 -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah. 182 00:08:08.930 --> 00:08:11.870 -Hey. -Hey. We're so lucky. 183 00:08:12.240 --> 00:08:15.270 -Yeah. We are. -Yeah. 184 00:08:28.290 --> 00:08:30.390 Hi. How can I help you? 185 00:08:30.420 --> 00:08:32.990 I'm just looking for a sweater. 186 00:08:33.030 --> 00:08:34.330 Maybe you have a red one? 187 00:08:34.360 --> 00:08:36.430 A red one. Okay, hang on. Let me just check. 188 00:08:41.400 --> 00:08:43.040 Are you twins? 189 00:08:43.840 --> 00:08:46.010 Twins? Uh, we're sisters. 190 00:08:46.040 --> 00:08:49.580 She's my much, much older sister, 191 00:08:49.610 --> 00:08:51.310 like 25 years or something. 192 00:08:52.210 --> 00:08:54.050 Hey, what about this one? 193 00:08:55.210 --> 00:08:56.320 Yeah? 194 00:08:56.520 --> 00:08:58.580 Oh, that looks so adorable on you. 195 00:08:58.620 --> 00:09:00.150 I love the red. 196 00:09:00.950 --> 00:09:03.860 -Thank you. -Enjoy it. 197 00:09:06.030 --> 00:09:09.530 Don't call old people adorable. 198 00:09:10.030 --> 00:09:11.230 She was adorable. 199 00:09:11.260 --> 00:09:13.470 No, babies are adorable, right? 200 00:09:13.500 --> 00:09:14.270 Yeah. 201 00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:17.200 -God, this makes me so sad. -I know. 202 00:09:17.240 --> 00:09:19.070 Hi. Come on up. 203 00:09:19.610 --> 00:09:21.410 -How can we help you? -Hey, sweetie. 204 00:09:21.870 --> 00:09:23.580 Do you have some black pants? 205 00:09:23.610 --> 00:09:28.050 Black pants. Okay, so you look like you're about a 27 or 28. 206 00:09:28.080 --> 00:09:29.380 Okay, I'll look and see. 207 00:09:30.020 --> 00:09:31.450 And some boots. 208 00:09:31.480 --> 00:09:33.120 Oh, it's only one item a day. 209 00:09:33.150 --> 00:09:34.990 But you can come back tomorrow. 210 00:09:35.020 --> 00:09:37.420 Yeah. I can't come back tomorrow, you stupid shit. 211 00:09:39.360 --> 00:09:40.430 What a shame. 212 00:09:40.460 --> 00:09:41.560 How about these? 213 00:09:41.590 --> 00:09:43.130 Do you like these? 214 00:09:43.160 --> 00:09:44.960 -Yeah. -Yeah, she likes them. 215 00:09:45.160 --> 00:09:46.570 Okay. Bye. 216 00:09:47.570 --> 00:09:48.900 Bye. 217 00:09:49.670 --> 00:09:51.470 What? Why are you so mean? 218 00:09:51.500 --> 00:09:53.110 She called me a stupid shit. 219 00:09:54.410 --> 00:09:55.870 This is so rewarding, isn't it? 220 00:09:55.910 --> 00:09:57.980 I know, it's really great to give back. Hi. 221 00:09:58.010 --> 00:09:59.550 I don't want to help him out. 222 00:09:59.580 --> 00:10:01.910 He's never helped me, so why should I help him? 223 00:10:01.950 --> 00:10:04.620 I imagine your siblings feel differently, 224 00:10:05.080 --> 00:10:07.250 since... since they are helping. 225 00:10:07.290 --> 00:10:09.960 I don't know, man, maybe they're just nicer than me. 226 00:10:10.320 --> 00:10:12.190 They're pissed I'm not doing anything. 227 00:10:12.220 --> 00:10:15.030 You know, they're taking him to doctors 228 00:10:15.060 --> 00:10:16.630 and clipping his fucking toenails. 229 00:10:17.460 --> 00:10:21.230 Jim, we haven't been working together very long. 230 00:10:21.270 --> 00:10:25.440 But, um, yeah, I'm hoping that we... we can begin exploring 231 00:10:25.470 --> 00:10:26.970 your relationship with your father. 232 00:10:28.010 --> 00:10:29.340 You're not listening to me. 233 00:10:30.140 --> 00:10:31.580 My dad was a prick. 234 00:10:32.240 --> 00:10:33.410 Still is. 235 00:10:33.450 --> 00:10:34.450 There's nothing. 236 00:10:35.510 --> 00:10:37.550 I just don't like everyone else being mad at me. 237 00:10:38.280 --> 00:10:40.550 Me, my brother, my sister, we're close. 238 00:10:40.590 --> 00:10:43.160 Hmm. Do you know that they're mad at you? 239 00:10:43.190 --> 00:10:44.660 Yeah, I can tell. 240 00:10:46.230 --> 00:10:47.630 Anyway, it doesn't matter, 241 00:10:47.660 --> 00:10:49.160 I'm not gonna change my mind. 242 00:10:49.190 --> 00:10:51.530 So, let them do it if they want to. 243 00:10:53.170 --> 00:10:54.530 And do they want to? 244 00:10:55.170 --> 00:10:56.970 I don't fucking know. 245 00:10:59.170 --> 00:11:02.540 Okay that... Um, that's the end of our session. 246 00:11:02.570 --> 00:11:04.580 Um, are the... 247 00:11:04.610 --> 00:11:06.680 I would... I'd like to continue this next week. 248 00:11:08.080 --> 00:11:10.220 -Sure. Thanks, Don. -You take care. 249 00:11:11.620 --> 00:11:13.420 God, he's an idiot. 250 00:11:20.690 --> 00:11:21.960 So, what do you think? 251 00:11:24.600 --> 00:11:25.700 Sorry. 252 00:11:26.100 --> 00:11:27.670 Oh, okay. Yeah, well, good. 253 00:11:27.700 --> 00:11:29.130 I mean, that's what I'm here for. 254 00:11:29.170 --> 00:11:31.600 So, any reason in particular? 255 00:11:32.270 --> 00:11:34.440 It's just, I don't know. Basic. 256 00:11:35.110 --> 00:11:36.580 Yes. Yeah, well, it is. 257 00:11:36.610 --> 00:11:38.180 It's simple. It's classic. 258 00:11:38.440 --> 00:11:39.240 -True. -Yeah. 259 00:11:39.280 --> 00:11:41.350 But it doesn't really say anything. 260 00:11:41.780 --> 00:11:44.180 Yeah. No, you're right. It doesn't... 261 00:11:44.220 --> 00:11:45.220 It doesn't say anything. 262 00:11:45.680 --> 00:11:47.620 Wait. What? Wait, I'm sorry. 263 00:11:47.650 --> 00:11:50.320 Oh, this was a bad choice. Okay, I heard you. 264 00:11:51.060 --> 00:11:52.120 Okay. 265 00:11:52.590 --> 00:11:56.030 No, I'm, but... I got it. Okay. 266 00:11:56.060 --> 00:11:58.030 I just think you could work someplace better, 267 00:11:58.330 --> 00:12:01.400 you know, 'cause you're smart. You've got a degree. 268 00:12:01.430 --> 00:12:02.730 So does everybody else. 269 00:12:02.770 --> 00:12:05.600 He's 23 years old, where else should he be working? 270 00:12:06.570 --> 00:12:08.440 I just think you could find something 271 00:12:08.470 --> 00:12:10.240 that's more on par with your abilities 272 00:12:10.280 --> 00:12:11.510 'cause you're talented, El. 273 00:12:11.740 --> 00:12:13.150 Well, who's to say? 274 00:12:13.180 --> 00:12:15.310 -I say. Yeah. -I say. We both say. 275 00:12:15.350 --> 00:12:16.620 You guys haven't even read what I've written. 276 00:12:17.150 --> 00:12:18.180 What? Are you kidding me? 277 00:12:19.150 --> 00:12:20.020 Come on. I know it's going to be wonderful. 278 00:12:20.920 --> 00:12:21.420 When do you think it will be finished? 279 00:12:21.960 --> 00:12:23.660 Absolutely no idea. 280 00:12:24.190 --> 00:12:25.590 Can I get a bit more salad? 281 00:12:25.620 --> 00:12:27.560 Yeah. That? 282 00:12:27.590 --> 00:12:28.560 Thank you, honey. 283 00:12:30.530 --> 00:12:32.300 Why don't you guys get your own food? 284 00:12:32.630 --> 00:12:33.700 We like to share. 285 00:12:33.730 --> 00:12:35.230 Why does that bother you? 286 00:12:37.440 --> 00:12:38.440 How is Alison? 287 00:12:39.440 --> 00:12:41.570 Uh, she's good. Yeah, I think. 288 00:12:42.440 --> 00:12:43.440 Um... 289 00:12:45.210 --> 00:12:46.580 Yeah, she's working a lot. 290 00:12:47.480 --> 00:12:48.710 Sometimes I feel like she's... 291 00:12:50.420 --> 00:12:52.320 Pulling away. I don't know. 292 00:12:52.350 --> 00:12:55.190 -Oh, sweetie... -She's just on me about my job 293 00:12:55.220 --> 00:12:57.620 because there's no way to grow or make more money. 294 00:12:57.660 --> 00:13:00.530 Maybe you two should see a therapist together. 295 00:13:01.490 --> 00:13:02.560 We're 23. 296 00:13:02.590 --> 00:13:05.300 Listen, it's... it's never too early. 297 00:13:06.400 --> 00:13:09.640 Okay, we'll figure it out. Uh, never mind. 298 00:13:09.670 --> 00:13:10.770 Well, you'd better. 299 00:13:11.300 --> 00:13:12.600 She pays half the rent. 300 00:13:13.870 --> 00:13:15.840 Okay, well, that's not what he needs to hear right now, Don. 301 00:13:15.880 --> 00:13:17.110 What? 302 00:13:18.280 --> 00:13:19.780 You know, I think I taught you to ride your bike here. 303 00:13:20.380 --> 00:13:21.410 -Right here? -Yeah, 304 00:13:21.450 --> 00:13:22.510 with the training wheels. 305 00:13:22.550 --> 00:13:23.750 -You remember that? -Oh, yeah. 306 00:13:23.780 --> 00:13:24.720 I think it was here. 307 00:13:24.750 --> 00:13:26.350 Yeah, that was fun. You're a good teacher. 308 00:13:26.620 --> 00:13:28.450 -Oh, nice. -How about that? 309 00:13:30.660 --> 00:13:32.830 -It's good, yeah? Mm-hmm. -That's really good. 310 00:13:32.860 --> 00:13:35.090 You're sharing an ice cream cone? 311 00:13:35.130 --> 00:13:36.430 Yeah, you want some? 312 00:13:37.860 --> 00:13:39.500 Uh, no, thank you. 313 00:13:39.530 --> 00:13:40.600 -Try it, it's peanut butter. -I got to go. 314 00:13:40.630 --> 00:13:41.600 It's... I'm good. 315 00:13:42.840 --> 00:13:44.440 -Thanks for lunch. -Yeah. 316 00:13:44.470 --> 00:13:45.470 -You're welcome. -See you later. 317 00:13:45.500 --> 00:13:46.770 -Love you. -Love you, too. 318 00:13:47.170 --> 00:13:48.640 -Yeah, have fun. -Have a good one. 319 00:13:48.670 --> 00:13:50.180 Here, have some more. 320 00:13:58.920 --> 00:14:01.120 -Don't take the whole thing. -No? 321 00:14:01.150 --> 00:14:02.690 You're gonna fall asleep, honey. 322 00:14:02.720 --> 00:14:05.320 Fat chance of that. I'm so nervous. 323 00:14:05.360 --> 00:14:08.830 - Look at these things. - I mean... 324 00:14:08.860 --> 00:14:10.800 Do humans even live here? 325 00:14:10.830 --> 00:14:12.500 How do you plug anything in? 326 00:14:12.700 --> 00:14:14.500 Hey, how do I look? 327 00:14:15.330 --> 00:14:17.840 Cute, adorable. 328 00:14:17.870 --> 00:14:21.570 -My hands are so clammy. -You're gonna do great. 329 00:14:21.610 --> 00:14:23.110 -Go get 'em. -Uh... 330 00:14:26.650 --> 00:14:27.710 Oh, fuck you. 331 00:14:28.580 --> 00:14:29.580 It's so tiring. 332 00:14:30.550 --> 00:14:31.680 He makes me feel like I do everything wrong. 333 00:14:31.720 --> 00:14:33.690 Can you give me an example? 334 00:14:33.720 --> 00:14:35.650 He wants me to turn on the water when I pee, 335 00:14:35.690 --> 00:14:37.160 so he can't hear it through the door. 336 00:14:37.190 --> 00:14:38.590 Once, I left the door open and he got mad. 337 00:14:39.930 --> 00:14:42.590 And why does he care? I hear him pee all the time. 338 00:14:42.630 --> 00:14:43.600 It doesn't bother me. 339 00:14:44.560 --> 00:14:46.430 And he gets annoyed when I buy him things. 340 00:14:46.470 --> 00:14:47.870 He acts like he doesn't care about material things, 341 00:14:47.900 --> 00:14:48.900 but he does. 342 00:14:49.370 --> 00:14:50.370 He has an Apple Watch. 343 00:14:51.440 --> 00:14:52.940 And you buy him things out of love or affection? 344 00:14:52.970 --> 00:14:54.370 -Yes. -Is that... Yeah. 345 00:14:54.410 --> 00:14:56.480 You know what I bought him? A beanie, 346 00:14:56.980 --> 00:14:58.410 because he lost his. 347 00:14:58.440 --> 00:15:00.210 He says, I don't listen. A beanie. 348 00:15:00.250 --> 00:15:01.650 And it was from H&M! 349 00:15:01.680 --> 00:15:06.220 Um, does all this sound at all familiar to you, Frankie? 350 00:15:07.420 --> 00:15:09.690 I don't think so. What do you mean? 351 00:15:09.720 --> 00:15:12.890 Well, his behavior reminds me of someone else in your life. 352 00:15:13.960 --> 00:15:16.290 -Who? -Your father. 353 00:15:16.660 --> 00:15:17.660 My father? 354 00:15:17.930 --> 00:15:20.570 Yeah. Do you see the similarities? 355 00:15:20.600 --> 00:15:22.200 Like his criticism of you? 356 00:15:23.470 --> 00:15:25.540 Not me, must be thinking of somebody else. 357 00:15:27.640 --> 00:15:29.640 My dad is the sweetest person. 358 00:15:29.680 --> 00:15:31.610 He's only been really loving toward me. 359 00:15:32.610 --> 00:15:33.880 Ah, of course. 360 00:15:37.950 --> 00:15:39.620 I apologize. That's... 361 00:15:39.650 --> 00:15:40.690 No, it's okay. 362 00:15:40.720 --> 00:15:42.220 I'm sure you see so many people. 363 00:15:42.250 --> 00:15:43.760 No, that's-- that's-- that's not okay. 364 00:15:44.790 --> 00:15:45.860 Um... 365 00:15:46.730 --> 00:15:47.760 Okay, um... 366 00:15:48.560 --> 00:15:49.800 Let's, uh... Let's go on. 367 00:15:52.030 --> 00:15:54.430 God, whatever happened to regular coffee shops 368 00:15:54.470 --> 00:15:58.470 with their red booths and the perfect tuna? 369 00:15:58.940 --> 00:16:00.670 Ooh, did you want to go somewhere else? 370 00:16:00.710 --> 00:16:01.770 No, but you know what I mean. 371 00:16:02.980 --> 00:16:04.880 You know, with the the filthy menus and the mean people. 372 00:16:04.910 --> 00:16:06.410 Well, I really like it here. 373 00:16:06.450 --> 00:16:08.250 There's a real one left on Madison. 374 00:16:08.280 --> 00:16:10.020 Actually, I used to go there when I went to the doctor. 375 00:16:10.050 --> 00:16:11.420 But then my doctor died, 376 00:16:11.450 --> 00:16:12.580 so I don't go there anymore. 377 00:16:13.650 --> 00:16:15.520 Isn't that a weird thing, when your doctor dies? 378 00:16:15.790 --> 00:16:16.960 So, how's Eliot? 379 00:16:16.990 --> 00:16:19.460 -How old is he now? -He's 23. 380 00:16:19.490 --> 00:16:22.030 Yeah, he's working in a pot store. 381 00:16:22.060 --> 00:16:24.800 -He's the manager. -Well, that's very legit. 382 00:16:24.830 --> 00:16:26.030 Mm-hmm. 383 00:16:26.070 --> 00:16:27.970 Uh, he's... he's working on a play. 384 00:16:28.000 --> 00:16:29.230 Oh, he's a writer? 385 00:16:30.370 --> 00:16:30.940 Well, it's his first. I haven't read it yet, though. 386 00:16:31.770 --> 00:16:33.640 -But... -Well, that's a brave move. 387 00:16:33.970 --> 00:16:36.510 Having a successful writer as your mother. 388 00:16:37.680 --> 00:16:39.380 Speaking of which... 389 00:16:39.410 --> 00:16:43.680 Okay, so I'll start by saying what you already know. 390 00:16:43.720 --> 00:16:46.750 I love your work, and the book is good. 391 00:16:46.790 --> 00:16:48.550 -Of course, -Uh-oh. 392 00:16:48.590 --> 00:16:53.560 I-- I just don't feel it's as strong as your memoir. 393 00:16:54.090 --> 00:16:55.290 Um... 394 00:16:56.560 --> 00:16:59.400 Okay, but it's a different thing 'cause it's a work of fiction. 395 00:16:59.430 --> 00:17:00.830 Look, it's rough out there. 396 00:17:00.870 --> 00:17:03.940 There's a lot of competition, a lot of stories to tell, 397 00:17:03.970 --> 00:17:05.270 lots of new voices. 398 00:17:05.670 --> 00:17:07.610 Mm, I'm an old voice. 399 00:17:07.810 --> 00:17:11.840 No, you're competing with writers of all ethnicities, 400 00:17:11.880 --> 00:17:15.550 refugees, cancer, murder, abuse. 401 00:17:15.850 --> 00:17:18.580 -I had abuse. -Verbal abuse. 402 00:17:18.820 --> 00:17:19.950 It was still abuse. 403 00:17:19.990 --> 00:17:22.550 Of course, it was. And you wrote about it beautifully. 404 00:17:22.960 --> 00:17:24.960 -Thank you. Yeah. -Mmm. 405 00:17:24.990 --> 00:17:27.890 Look, it's your first work of fiction. 406 00:17:27.930 --> 00:17:29.860 Why not try another draft? 407 00:17:33.700 --> 00:17:35.730 She said I wasn't a new voice. 408 00:17:35.770 --> 00:17:38.770 - You're the best voice. - An old voice. 409 00:17:38.810 --> 00:17:39.970 I'm not that old. 410 00:17:40.570 --> 00:17:42.880 Didn't you say that, uh... 411 00:17:42.910 --> 00:17:46.510 that other agent was chasing you a while ago? 412 00:17:46.550 --> 00:17:49.610 -Oh, yeah. Vince something. -Yeah. 413 00:17:49.650 --> 00:17:51.620 Yeah, well... Send it to him. 414 00:17:51.920 --> 00:17:53.590 Yeah, I guess I will. 415 00:18:00.960 --> 00:18:02.060 What are you doing? 416 00:18:02.530 --> 00:18:04.060 I don't know. This looks better. 417 00:18:05.730 --> 00:18:07.670 Only less tired. 418 00:18:08.030 --> 00:18:10.840 Less tired and horrifying, 419 00:18:11.500 --> 00:18:14.470 Well, you know, women do it all the time. 420 00:18:14.510 --> 00:18:15.940 It's such a double standard. 421 00:18:16.810 --> 00:18:18.610 I... 422 00:18:18.640 --> 00:18:22.410 I look tired. I'm... I'm aging. 423 00:18:22.450 --> 00:18:23.720 What are ya, nuts? 424 00:18:23.750 --> 00:18:25.120 Well, you get Botox. 425 00:18:25.680 --> 00:18:28.960 Well, I just get a little bit right here. 426 00:18:28.990 --> 00:18:32.020 You know, I can still move my eyebrows. Watch, watch. 427 00:18:32.790 --> 00:18:36.130 Oh, yeah, so expressive. 428 00:18:36.160 --> 00:18:37.730 Since when are you so vain? 429 00:18:37.760 --> 00:18:41.630 I don't know, I was... I was young and hot. 430 00:18:42.130 --> 00:18:45.070 Well, you're still younger than me. 431 00:18:50.410 --> 00:18:51.140 She's doing a lot better I think. 432 00:18:51.940 --> 00:18:53.680 Oh, I don't know about that. 433 00:18:53.710 --> 00:18:55.710 Okay try hard, all right. 434 00:18:55.750 --> 00:18:57.180 Let's just have it be nice today. 435 00:18:57.220 --> 00:18:59.020 I'll be nice. You be nice. 436 00:18:59.050 --> 00:19:00.950 We'll both be nice. 437 00:19:02.590 --> 00:19:03.790 - Mama! - Hi. 438 00:19:03.820 --> 00:19:05.420 Hi. How are you? 439 00:19:05.460 --> 00:19:06.660 I'm good, how are you? 440 00:19:07.030 --> 00:19:08.030 Okay. 441 00:19:09.660 --> 00:19:11.030 -Hi, Ma. -Hi. 442 00:19:12.160 --> 00:19:13.600 Good to see ya. 443 00:19:13.630 --> 00:19:14.670 And you. 444 00:19:15.130 --> 00:19:16.940 Ooh, this looks so yummy. 445 00:19:17.200 --> 00:19:19.070 -Wow. -A little spread. 446 00:19:19.110 --> 00:19:20.870 Oh, you look cute. 447 00:19:21.540 --> 00:19:22.780 I'm not cute. 448 00:19:23.180 --> 00:19:24.640 I'm a mature woman. 449 00:19:25.880 --> 00:19:27.010 - It was a compliment. - When did you see Beetlejuice? 450 00:19:27.680 --> 00:19:28.780 What beetle? 451 00:19:28.980 --> 00:19:30.550 The, the, the show. 452 00:19:30.780 --> 00:19:31.820 What is that? 453 00:19:32.050 --> 00:19:33.620 It's a Playbill. 454 00:19:33.990 --> 00:19:35.050 From Beetlejuice? 455 00:19:35.090 --> 00:19:36.590 -Yeah. -Oh. 456 00:19:37.260 --> 00:19:38.930 I didn't see that show. 457 00:19:39.930 --> 00:19:40.990 Oh. 458 00:19:43.100 --> 00:19:44.130 Okay. 459 00:19:45.260 --> 00:19:46.870 Does she want you to keep working at it or what? 460 00:19:47.270 --> 00:19:49.900 I don't know, maybe... No. 461 00:19:49.940 --> 00:19:51.200 She doesn't get you. 462 00:19:51.600 --> 00:19:53.040 You need someone who gets you. 463 00:19:53.240 --> 00:19:54.740 Well, she used to get me. 464 00:19:54.770 --> 00:19:55.780 Did she? 465 00:19:56.740 --> 00:19:58.510 She didn't help when it came to your memoir. 466 00:19:58.710 --> 00:19:59.710 What do you mean? 467 00:20:00.810 --> 00:20:02.510 -She got it published. -It could have done better. 468 00:20:02.880 --> 00:20:05.990 First of all, that's not her job. 469 00:20:06.020 --> 00:20:09.160 And second of all, it did okay, you know. 470 00:20:09.190 --> 00:20:10.590 It did better than okay. 471 00:20:10.620 --> 00:20:12.660 - Yeah. - It should have done better. 472 00:20:14.860 --> 00:20:18.530 Well, maybe if Dad hadn't just been verbally abusive, 473 00:20:18.560 --> 00:20:19.830 it would've been a bestseller. 474 00:20:19.870 --> 00:20:20.830 -What? -Yeah. 475 00:20:20.870 --> 00:20:21.830 What is the matter with you? 476 00:20:21.870 --> 00:20:23.040 Don't say that. 477 00:20:23.070 --> 00:20:24.240 Why don't you grow up? 478 00:20:25.500 --> 00:20:27.170 Anyway. Look, I'm sending the new book to another agent, so. 479 00:20:27.570 --> 00:20:28.640 Good. 480 00:20:28.870 --> 00:20:30.980 Okay, so what have you been up to, Mom? 481 00:20:31.680 --> 00:20:34.480 Physical therapy. Netflix. 482 00:20:34.950 --> 00:20:37.050 -TMC. -No. TCM. 483 00:20:37.650 --> 00:20:40.020 Why would it be called The Channel Movie? 484 00:20:40.050 --> 00:20:41.250 It's The Movie Channel. 485 00:20:41.790 --> 00:20:43.060 Turner Classic Movies. 486 00:20:43.890 --> 00:20:45.060 - No kidding? - Mm-hmm... 487 00:20:45.090 --> 00:20:46.490 Yep. True story. 488 00:20:46.990 --> 00:20:49.760 Oh. I meant TMZ. 489 00:20:50.060 --> 00:20:51.600 No, you didn't. 490 00:20:51.630 --> 00:20:54.070 I don't fucking know. There's so many channels. 491 00:20:54.300 --> 00:20:56.170 Oh, hey, Mom, while we're here, 492 00:20:56.800 --> 00:20:58.200 do you have any good giveaways for us? 493 00:20:58.240 --> 00:20:59.740 You always ask me that. 494 00:20:59.770 --> 00:21:01.870 Yes, because we volunteer at the church. 495 00:21:02.310 --> 00:21:03.640 I don't know if I have anything. 496 00:21:03.980 --> 00:21:05.310 Well, do you think you could check? 497 00:21:05.340 --> 00:21:07.550 -I'm standing up. -Great. 498 00:21:07.950 --> 00:21:09.750 You shouldn't volunteer, 499 00:21:10.080 --> 00:21:12.280 you both spread yourselves too thin. 500 00:21:12.820 --> 00:21:15.090 Why don't you volunteer and do things for me? 501 00:21:15.120 --> 00:21:16.260 You're fine. 502 00:21:16.290 --> 00:21:17.960 -I'm not fine. -Uh-huh. 503 00:21:17.990 --> 00:21:19.860 Is she jealous of the homeless? 504 00:21:19.890 --> 00:21:23.060 Yeah, she is, because they got everything going for them, 505 00:21:23.100 --> 00:21:25.160 so I suppose so. Oh, yeah. 506 00:21:25.200 --> 00:21:26.270 -That might work. -All right, so... 507 00:21:26.300 --> 00:21:27.270 Yeah, that's good. 508 00:21:28.230 --> 00:21:29.630 But I don't know if anybody would want it, 509 00:21:29.670 --> 00:21:30.900 because it's an awful color. 510 00:21:30.940 --> 00:21:32.040 No, this is good. 511 00:21:33.210 --> 00:21:35.070 -Yup. -And here's this. 512 00:21:35.340 --> 00:21:37.040 Yes. Somebody will love this. 513 00:21:37.080 --> 00:21:37.980 - Cute. - Oh. 514 00:21:38.680 --> 00:21:41.080 I changed my mind about this one, forget it. 515 00:21:41.110 --> 00:21:42.780 -No, this is too nice. -What are you talking about? 516 00:21:42.820 --> 00:21:44.750 Why'd you bring it out? How many times have you worn it? 517 00:21:44.780 --> 00:21:48.690 Maybe once. But it's good, not for the homeless. 518 00:21:49.120 --> 00:21:52.190 Well, they appreciate nice stuff, you know. 519 00:21:52.220 --> 00:21:54.190 Mm-hmm. - Here, fine take it. 520 00:21:54.230 --> 00:21:55.830 - Give it to the homeless. - Great. 521 00:21:56.730 --> 00:21:58.300 -Hey, Ma. -What? 522 00:21:58.760 --> 00:22:00.130 This potato salad is so good. 523 00:22:00.370 --> 00:22:01.870 Can I take some of it home with me? 524 00:22:01.900 --> 00:22:04.940 Oh, please. I have plenty, I have too much. 525 00:22:06.940 --> 00:22:08.310 Take some tin foil. 526 00:22:10.280 --> 00:22:11.380 What? 527 00:22:11.410 --> 00:22:13.650 That... I was gonna just put it in one of these things. 528 00:22:13.680 --> 00:22:15.080 You got, like, 3,000 of them. 529 00:22:15.110 --> 00:22:17.650 No, no, just wrap it in tin foil. 530 00:22:17.680 --> 00:22:18.820 Aw, that's hilarious. 531 00:22:20.190 --> 00:22:23.990 I'm not going to put potato salad... 532 00:22:24.790 --> 00:22:26.330 In tin foil, Mom. 533 00:22:26.360 --> 00:22:28.930 That is just... That's totally gross. 534 00:22:28.960 --> 00:22:30.000 It's crazy. 535 00:22:33.030 --> 00:22:34.900 -Mom. -Yes? 536 00:22:35.430 --> 00:22:38.000 You cannot be that crazy lady. 537 00:22:38.340 --> 00:22:40.110 I'm not a crazy lady. 538 00:22:40.140 --> 00:22:42.880 And I'm not a lady. None of us are ladies. 539 00:22:42.910 --> 00:22:45.080 We are women and this is my house. 540 00:22:45.110 --> 00:22:46.950 And don't take the potato salad. 541 00:22:46.980 --> 00:22:48.750 I'm saving it for tomorrow. 542 00:22:48.780 --> 00:22:49.950 Sounds good. 543 00:22:51.420 --> 00:22:52.650 Is lunch over? 544 00:22:53.850 --> 00:22:56.290 The part is kind of strange actually. 545 00:22:56.320 --> 00:22:57.320 -It's interesting. -Yeah. 546 00:22:58.590 --> 00:23:00.930 It's interesting... I can't even believe I got this part, really. 547 00:23:01.260 --> 00:23:02.900 I'm just ready to get started, you know. I'm a little... 548 00:23:02.930 --> 00:23:03.960 -I'm a little nervous. -Yeah. 549 00:23:04.000 --> 00:23:06.230 -So, when are they? -Rehearsals start tomorrow. 550 00:23:06.270 --> 00:23:07.430 Okay, straight in. 551 00:23:07.470 --> 00:23:09.700 And you know, I think it's going to be a real challenge 552 00:23:09.730 --> 00:23:11.100 because all the other... 553 00:23:11.140 --> 00:23:13.870 Everyone else is, like, an established theater actor. 554 00:23:13.910 --> 00:23:15.010 Yeah. 555 00:23:15.040 --> 00:23:17.380 You know, and I'm a little... Anyway I'm just nervous. 556 00:23:17.410 --> 00:23:19.450 -Anyway, how are you? -Okay. 557 00:23:19.480 --> 00:23:20.850 -Yeah. -Any new crazies? 558 00:23:20.880 --> 00:23:23.020 No new ones, no. I don't know. 559 00:23:23.480 --> 00:23:25.280 I'm feeling kind of off my game. 560 00:23:25.320 --> 00:23:26.750 Oh, really. What do you mean? 561 00:23:27.220 --> 00:23:29.960 I don't know... my crazies are fine. 562 00:23:29.990 --> 00:23:31.860 Actually, I shouldn't call them that. Do you mind if... 563 00:23:31.890 --> 00:23:33.130 -No. Of course. -Because... 564 00:23:33.160 --> 00:23:36.400 Oh, before I forget, Sarah is throwing me a birthday dinner. 565 00:23:36.430 --> 00:23:37.830 -We need you guys there. -Yeah. 566 00:23:37.860 --> 00:23:39.330 -Yeah. -How old are you? 567 00:23:39.830 --> 00:23:41.070 I don't know. 568 00:23:42.300 --> 00:23:44.800 I'll take Mom over going sock shopping with Mark any day. 569 00:23:45.270 --> 00:23:46.270 He's going to be in Paragon 570 00:23:46.310 --> 00:23:47.710 -for, like, three hours. -What? 571 00:23:47.740 --> 00:23:49.180 I think he got Don to go with him. 572 00:23:49.740 --> 00:23:52.810 That's too funny. Mark cares that much about socks? 573 00:23:53.310 --> 00:23:55.280 -He does. Yeah. -Wow. 574 00:23:55.310 --> 00:23:56.420 Should I be buying better socks? 575 00:23:57.480 --> 00:23:58.950 Well, you know, he can talk to you all about it. 576 00:23:58.980 --> 00:24:00.950 About how the cheap ones 577 00:24:00.990 --> 00:24:02.290 are very different from the good ones, 578 00:24:03.490 --> 00:24:04.920 and he's always getting rid of old ones to buy new ones. 579 00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:06.330 He even throws away his underwear. 580 00:24:06.890 --> 00:24:09.300 -Well, don't you? -No. 581 00:24:10.500 --> 00:24:11.700 Never? 582 00:24:12.900 --> 00:24:14.900 I'm gonna take you over to the wall. I call it the wall. 583 00:24:14.930 --> 00:24:17.800 It's got everything that you need. Every texture, every idea. 584 00:24:17.840 --> 00:24:18.900 - Okay. - Hey! 585 00:24:19.910 --> 00:24:20.970 Hey. 586 00:24:21.010 --> 00:24:22.270 Didn't I see you in that pumpkin movie? 587 00:24:22.810 --> 00:24:24.480 -Yes. -Wow. 588 00:24:24.510 --> 00:24:26.210 -Hey, how are you? -Such a funny movie. 589 00:24:26.250 --> 00:24:27.910 Aw, thank you, thank you. 590 00:24:27.950 --> 00:24:29.010 You want to do a selfie? 591 00:24:29.050 --> 00:24:30.720 Oh, uh, that's okay. 592 00:24:31.320 --> 00:24:32.950 -Thanks, though. -Yeah. 593 00:24:34.090 --> 00:24:36.860 -This is my life. -Er, what pumpkin movie? 594 00:24:37.190 --> 00:24:39.330 It's this movie I did about 10 years ago. 595 00:24:39.360 --> 00:24:40.490 Did you play a pumpkin? 596 00:24:40.930 --> 00:24:42.160 No, that was the lead. 597 00:24:43.800 --> 00:24:45.030 I wish I got the dip. 598 00:24:46.830 --> 00:24:49.000 Let's go to Paragon. I bet they're still in there. 599 00:24:49.030 --> 00:24:49.970 What? 600 00:24:50.970 --> 00:24:51.970 No way. How many socks do they have in there? 601 00:24:52.770 --> 00:24:53.770 You'll see. I'm telling ya. 602 00:25:01.810 --> 00:25:02.820 I'm not rushing. 603 00:25:03.850 --> 00:25:04.850 Me neither. 604 00:25:05.280 --> 00:25:06.420 That wasn't worth it. 605 00:25:07.250 --> 00:25:08.390 We're finished. 606 00:25:09.460 --> 00:25:11.320 -He cares. -Yeah. 607 00:25:11.960 --> 00:25:13.130 -Oh, You know what? -What? 608 00:25:14.290 --> 00:25:17.130 When Eliot was 16, he stole something from here once. 609 00:25:17.160 --> 00:25:18.830 He got in really big trouble too. 610 00:25:18.860 --> 00:25:19.900 Oh, of course he did. 611 00:25:20.100 --> 00:25:22.000 -Ping pong balls. -Well... 612 00:25:22.270 --> 00:25:25.270 -Those are extremely expensive. -Yeah. 613 00:25:26.540 --> 00:25:28.140 Look. 614 00:25:28.440 --> 00:25:29.980 You were right. 615 00:25:30.010 --> 00:25:31.480 I wonder if they've even moved. 616 00:25:33.380 --> 00:25:34.450 Do you think they're paralyzed? 617 00:25:34.480 --> 00:25:35.550 More like frozen. 618 00:25:35.580 --> 00:25:36.920 No. Look, one of them moved. 619 00:25:37.280 --> 00:25:39.550 -We'll go sneak up on them. -Mm. 620 00:25:40.590 --> 00:25:42.090 You think? 621 00:25:42.120 --> 00:25:44.590 If I say even the slightest thing, she falls apart. 622 00:25:44.620 --> 00:25:46.030 I thought that you liked her writing. 623 00:25:47.190 --> 00:25:49.530 I do, generally, but I... I don't like this new book. 624 00:25:50.600 --> 00:25:51.860 And this is a memoir? 625 00:25:52.830 --> 00:25:54.170 No, no, she's, uh... she's written a novel. 626 00:25:54.400 --> 00:25:55.200 It's fiction. 627 00:25:56.100 --> 00:25:59.610 It's kind of a... kind of a mystery. 628 00:25:59.640 --> 00:26:01.140 Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what it is. 629 00:26:01.170 --> 00:26:02.070 We should go, Beth. 630 00:26:03.210 --> 00:26:04.580 I just feel stuck, and I just... I don't know what to do. 631 00:26:05.340 --> 00:26:07.010 Does that make sense? I don't know. 632 00:26:07.650 --> 00:26:09.850 Oh, shit, man. Can you say anything? 633 00:26:09.880 --> 00:26:10.880 No, I can't. 634 00:26:11.820 --> 00:26:13.120 I can't. I could have, maybe should have, 635 00:26:14.120 --> 00:26:14.920 you know, like, second, third, twentieth read. 636 00:26:15.760 --> 00:26:16.520 - Twentieth read? - Yeah. Yeah. 637 00:26:17.220 --> 00:26:17.960 Draft after draft after draft, 638 00:26:19.020 --> 00:26:19.490 she was asking for notes and I didn't know how to. 639 00:26:20.130 --> 00:26:21.060 And now it feels too late. 640 00:26:21.830 --> 00:26:23.160 -And it's no good? -Not to me. 641 00:26:24.660 --> 00:26:26.200 Oh, my God! 642 00:26:26.230 --> 00:26:28.200 -Wait, Beth, Beth... -Oh, my God! 643 00:26:28.230 --> 00:26:30.300 I think they were talking about something else. 644 00:26:30.340 --> 00:26:31.370 I can't believe this. 645 00:26:31.400 --> 00:26:32.570 No, I mean, maybe we misheard. 646 00:26:32.600 --> 00:26:34.170 I think I'm gonna be sick. 647 00:26:34.210 --> 00:26:35.940 Oh, no, you are? 648 00:26:35.970 --> 00:26:36.940 Yeah. I think I'm gonna throw up. 649 00:26:36.980 --> 00:26:37.880 Okay, wait, right over there-- 650 00:26:37.910 --> 00:26:40.380 Right there is a... Oh, God, right here? 651 00:26:40.910 --> 00:26:45.120 Oh, God. Oh! 652 00:26:45.150 --> 00:26:46.990 No, I don't think I can. I can't. 653 00:26:47.020 --> 00:26:49.890 He loves you more than life itself. 654 00:26:49.920 --> 00:26:51.520 What does that have to do with anything here? 655 00:26:51.560 --> 00:26:54.490 I'm saying that he doesn't love your book, okay? 656 00:26:54.530 --> 00:26:56.230 He doesn't love your book, I mean, who cares? 657 00:26:56.260 --> 00:26:58.330 Do you understand I've been working on this book 658 00:26:58.360 --> 00:27:00.130 -for two years, right? -Uh-huh. 659 00:27:00.170 --> 00:27:03.240 I've given him, like, a million drafts to read, 660 00:27:03.270 --> 00:27:05.970 and every time he reads it, every single time, 661 00:27:06.000 --> 00:27:07.510 he tells me how much he loves it. 662 00:27:07.710 --> 00:27:09.340 Every single time! 663 00:27:09.380 --> 00:27:11.410 Because he just doesn't like, you know, 664 00:27:11.440 --> 00:27:13.080 get it or whatever. 665 00:27:13.110 --> 00:27:14.410 And now my hands have gone numb. 666 00:27:14.450 --> 00:27:15.580 -Yeah, take a... -For real. 667 00:27:15.610 --> 00:27:16.650 Okay, can you take a deep breath? 668 00:27:16.680 --> 00:27:18.520 I am breathing, Sarah. 669 00:27:18.550 --> 00:27:21.550 All right, would you just... You're going to talk to him. 670 00:27:22.590 --> 00:27:24.090 Well, that's a joke. 671 00:27:25.320 --> 00:27:29.230 I am never gonna be able to look him in the face ever again. 672 00:27:29.260 --> 00:27:30.630 Okay, that's over. 673 00:27:32.700 --> 00:27:34.130 And I did some things that are good. 674 00:27:34.170 --> 00:27:35.370 I mean, I won that thing for the piece 675 00:27:35.400 --> 00:27:36.470 in the Atlantic. 676 00:27:36.500 --> 00:27:38.170 That was... that was really good. 677 00:27:38.500 --> 00:27:40.510 And all the articles and all the essays, 678 00:27:40.540 --> 00:27:43.240 you know, I mean, he probably thinks it's just crazy 679 00:27:43.280 --> 00:27:45.540 that I even teach, you know. 680 00:27:45.580 --> 00:27:47.580 Oh God, what about my memoir? 681 00:27:48.980 --> 00:27:49.980 Oh! 682 00:27:50.220 --> 00:27:51.650 He probably thinks it's bad. 683 00:27:52.450 --> 00:27:54.450 Oh, my God, this whole time... 684 00:27:54.490 --> 00:27:56.360 It's about you, how could he think that? 685 00:27:56.390 --> 00:27:58.220 How could he possibly respect me? 686 00:27:58.260 --> 00:28:01.260 Of course, he respects you. 687 00:28:01.290 --> 00:28:03.600 No, not if he doesn't like my work. 688 00:28:03.630 --> 00:28:05.300 You know that. 689 00:28:05.330 --> 00:28:07.600 He's probably been lying to me this whole time. 690 00:28:07.630 --> 00:28:11.200 -No, there's just no way. -He's a liar. 691 00:28:11.670 --> 00:28:13.110 What a prick, too. 692 00:28:14.270 --> 00:28:15.510 You know, that he doesn't think that I could take it. 693 00:28:15.540 --> 00:28:17.580 Like, that alone is so insulting. 694 00:28:17.610 --> 00:28:22.010 Beth, he loves you, even if he doesn't like your book. 695 00:28:22.780 --> 00:28:24.580 I just need his approval. 696 00:28:25.750 --> 00:28:30.090 -Of all people. -Well, let me read it. 697 00:28:30.590 --> 00:28:32.690 Uh, it's okay. You don't read. 698 00:28:33.490 --> 00:28:35.160 Am I in it? 699 00:28:35.190 --> 00:28:36.160 No. 700 00:28:38.060 --> 00:28:39.130 You know what? 701 00:28:41.470 --> 00:28:45.270 Like, Mark isn't always great, okay? 702 00:28:45.300 --> 00:28:48.070 I mean, as an actor, it kind of depends on the role. 703 00:28:48.110 --> 00:28:49.440 Why are you whispering? 704 00:28:49.480 --> 00:28:51.440 Is he hiding under the couch? 705 00:28:51.480 --> 00:28:53.610 I'm just saying he's not always good, you know, 706 00:28:53.650 --> 00:28:55.550 and I think that's kind of the same thing. 707 00:28:55.580 --> 00:28:57.450 But sometimes you think he's good. 708 00:28:57.480 --> 00:28:58.420 Yeah, definitely. 709 00:28:59.350 --> 00:29:01.020 So, the times when you don't think he's good, 710 00:29:01.050 --> 00:29:03.360 -what do you say to him? -That he's good. 711 00:29:04.590 --> 00:29:06.690 Well, what if he found out that you were lying? 712 00:29:08.800 --> 00:29:10.060 He'd croak. 713 00:29:10.600 --> 00:29:12.130 Well, I want to croak. 714 00:29:14.830 --> 00:29:16.100 You gonna be okay? 715 00:29:16.130 --> 00:29:17.540 -No, never. -Oh. 716 00:29:17.570 --> 00:29:19.270 Just out of my mind. 717 00:29:19.300 --> 00:29:21.140 All right, well, I'll call you later. 718 00:29:21.710 --> 00:29:23.540 -You going home now? -Yeah. 719 00:29:23.810 --> 00:29:25.010 Talk to him. 720 00:29:25.710 --> 00:29:27.680 -I love you. -Okay. 721 00:29:31.750 --> 00:29:34.220 I think there's a way to tell if they've gone bad. 722 00:29:34.650 --> 00:29:36.290 Hmm, there is. 723 00:29:36.320 --> 00:29:37.790 You put them in water and you see if they float. 724 00:29:38.490 --> 00:29:39.730 Does that mean they're good or they're bad? 725 00:29:39.760 --> 00:29:41.360 Uh... 726 00:29:41.390 --> 00:29:42.660 Bad, I think. 727 00:29:43.360 --> 00:29:44.430 I'm not sure. Let me look it up. 728 00:29:44.460 --> 00:29:45.430 No, don't look it up now. 729 00:29:45.460 --> 00:29:46.470 I'll just throw them out. 730 00:29:46.500 --> 00:29:47.600 You're always looking things up. 731 00:29:47.630 --> 00:29:50.500 Excuse me for a second, I'm sorry for the interruption, 732 00:29:50.540 --> 00:29:53.410 but I was just wondering, what do you do two... 733 00:29:53.440 --> 00:29:57.240 What do you two do for a living? 734 00:29:57.280 --> 00:29:58.740 -Why? -I don't know. 735 00:29:58.780 --> 00:30:00.280 I was just kind of curious. 736 00:30:00.310 --> 00:30:03.480 You look like you do interesting things or something. 737 00:30:03.520 --> 00:30:06.220 Um, I'm a flower designer and she's a painter. 738 00:30:06.820 --> 00:30:09.250 Okay, cool. Yeah. 739 00:30:09.290 --> 00:30:11.820 And so, do you like your friend's paintings? 740 00:30:12.660 --> 00:30:13.790 Well, she's my wife. 741 00:30:14.760 --> 00:30:18.100 -And yes. -Mm-hmm, okay. 742 00:30:18.130 --> 00:30:20.400 And do you... you like her... 743 00:30:20.430 --> 00:30:22.630 I mean, your wife's flower designs. 744 00:30:22.670 --> 00:30:25.400 Why are you asking all these questions? 745 00:30:25.870 --> 00:30:27.470 Aren't you going to answer her? 746 00:30:27.510 --> 00:30:31.610 Uh, yes, my wife's floral arrangements are nice. 747 00:30:31.640 --> 00:30:33.580 She always says they're too controlled. 748 00:30:33.610 --> 00:30:35.180 No, no, they're not always. 749 00:30:35.210 --> 00:30:37.420 You know nice is not a nice word. 750 00:30:37.450 --> 00:30:39.250 Well, you've called my paintings pleasing. 751 00:30:39.280 --> 00:30:40.720 - That's worse. - Never have I ever 752 00:30:40.750 --> 00:30:42.450 used that word to describe your work. 753 00:30:42.490 --> 00:30:44.220 No, you just used it last week. 754 00:30:59.500 --> 00:31:04.240 Shit for brains. Shit for brains. 755 00:31:06.650 --> 00:31:08.380 Shit for brains. 756 00:31:09.920 --> 00:31:12.280 Shit for brains. Shit for brains. 757 00:31:12.650 --> 00:31:13.750 Shit for brains. 758 00:31:14.650 --> 00:31:17.620 Oh, fuck. Shit for brains. 759 00:31:18.290 --> 00:31:19.830 Are you kidding me? 760 00:31:19.860 --> 00:31:22.330 Every word. 761 00:31:22.360 --> 00:31:24.200 Why would you do that? 762 00:31:24.230 --> 00:31:26.400 What? We just... We were just playing around. 763 00:31:26.430 --> 00:31:27.670 We came in to say hi. 764 00:31:28.800 --> 00:31:30.240 Wait, does Don know? 765 00:31:30.270 --> 00:31:31.300 I don't know. 766 00:31:31.340 --> 00:31:33.210 But you can't say anything, okay? 767 00:31:33.240 --> 00:31:34.510 Wow. 768 00:31:35.670 --> 00:31:39.440 Oh, my God, she was so hurt and she was so embarrassed 769 00:31:39.480 --> 00:31:41.380 and I don't blame her one bit. I mean, 770 00:31:41.810 --> 00:31:43.420 she almost threw up. 771 00:31:43.450 --> 00:31:45.890 It was like that scene from An Unmarried Woman. 772 00:31:46.520 --> 00:31:47.690 Huh? 773 00:31:47.720 --> 00:31:48.790 Never mind. 774 00:31:53.590 --> 00:31:55.160 Would you ever lie to me? 775 00:31:55.730 --> 00:31:57.430 About something like that, I mean. 776 00:31:57.830 --> 00:31:58.900 Like what? 777 00:31:58.930 --> 00:32:00.800 Like, about my designs or my taste. 778 00:32:01.600 --> 00:32:02.770 I love your taste. 779 00:32:04.340 --> 00:32:05.440 Thank you. 780 00:32:21.450 --> 00:32:22.550 Hello? 781 00:32:25.020 --> 00:32:26.220 Mom? 782 00:32:26.460 --> 00:32:29.260 Eliot, what are you doing here? 783 00:32:29.660 --> 00:32:30.930 Honey, what's wrong? 784 00:32:32.800 --> 00:32:34.570 Alison broke up with me. 785 00:32:34.600 --> 00:32:37.370 Oh! Come here. 786 00:32:37.840 --> 00:32:38.840 No. 787 00:32:39.870 --> 00:32:41.410 What happened? 788 00:32:43.510 --> 00:32:45.710 I noticed she was getting kind of distant, 789 00:32:45.740 --> 00:32:48.350 but I didn't think this was fucking going to happen. 790 00:32:48.380 --> 00:32:50.620 - Oh. - I had no idea. 791 00:32:51.750 --> 00:32:52.920 What a cunt! 792 00:32:53.890 --> 00:32:55.690 Eliot, maybe don't say cunt. 793 00:32:56.490 --> 00:32:57.990 Sorry. 794 00:32:58.020 --> 00:32:59.930 She must have been unhappy, I guess. 795 00:33:00.630 --> 00:33:02.430 You're on her side? 796 00:33:02.460 --> 00:33:04.330 What? No. I just... 797 00:33:04.360 --> 00:33:06.260 I mean, there must have been a reason. 798 00:33:06.900 --> 00:33:07.900 Anyway, you know, 799 00:33:09.140 --> 00:33:10.270 I'm sure you guys are going to be able to work this out. 800 00:33:10.300 --> 00:33:11.440 I know you liked her. 801 00:33:12.300 --> 00:33:17.480 I did. I do, you know. But why, honey? 802 00:33:17.510 --> 00:33:19.010 I mean, did she tell you? 803 00:33:20.510 --> 00:33:22.680 She slept with someone else. 804 00:33:22.710 --> 00:33:25.420 Oh, wow, honey. 805 00:33:26.490 --> 00:33:27.620 Total cunt. 806 00:33:27.650 --> 00:33:29.350 Oh, really? 807 00:33:29.590 --> 00:33:31.390 He called her that first. 808 00:33:32.860 --> 00:33:34.790 El, I'm so sorry. 809 00:33:34.830 --> 00:33:36.930 That's... That's really tough. 810 00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:39.430 You know, affairs happen. 811 00:33:39.460 --> 00:33:41.870 You know, you guys can get past this. 812 00:33:42.570 --> 00:33:44.000 Affairs don't happen. 813 00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:46.870 You guys don't have affairs. 814 00:33:47.810 --> 00:33:49.940 No, but I'm just saying, you know... 815 00:33:49.980 --> 00:33:52.310 And you trust each other, right? 816 00:33:52.340 --> 00:33:53.880 Of course. 817 00:33:58.680 --> 00:34:00.790 Why aren't you guys more upset for me? 818 00:34:02.350 --> 00:34:03.660 -We are. -Yeah, we are. 819 00:34:04.720 --> 00:34:07.590 I'm gonna crash in my old room, if that's all right. 820 00:34:08.930 --> 00:34:10.030 El... 821 00:34:12.830 --> 00:34:13.930 Beth? 822 00:34:15.940 --> 00:34:16.940 Beth? 823 00:34:22.440 --> 00:34:24.740 Honey, I'm sure that you're a good boyfriend. 824 00:34:24.780 --> 00:34:26.750 Well, maybe I'm not. Maybe she's right. 825 00:34:27.680 --> 00:34:29.450 She cheated on you. 826 00:34:29.480 --> 00:34:31.780 Well, she-- she said she didn't want to. 827 00:34:31.820 --> 00:34:33.420 She felt lonely. 828 00:34:33.450 --> 00:34:35.990 What? No, Eliot, that's not right. 829 00:34:36.020 --> 00:34:38.390 If she's blaming you for her cheating... 830 00:34:38.420 --> 00:34:39.960 -She's not. -She is. 831 00:34:39.990 --> 00:34:41.130 That's what you just said. 832 00:34:41.160 --> 00:34:43.130 Okay, I have to go to sleep. 833 00:34:43.160 --> 00:34:45.030 Somehow, you're making me feel worse. 834 00:34:46.070 --> 00:34:47.930 Maybe it's a career thing, you know, 835 00:34:47.970 --> 00:34:49.400 'cause she's cut from a different cloth. 836 00:34:50.570 --> 00:34:51.900 She's on this very ambitious track to become a lawyer. 837 00:34:51.940 --> 00:34:53.470 So, now it's because I'm a loser. 838 00:34:53.510 --> 00:34:55.910 Oh, my God, Eliot. Are you kidding me? 839 00:34:55.940 --> 00:34:58.440 I'm trying to help you to feel better. 840 00:34:58.480 --> 00:34:59.980 -I give up. -Yeah. Good idea. 841 00:35:02.580 --> 00:35:03.650 Wait, Mom. 842 00:35:03.680 --> 00:35:04.720 What? 843 00:35:04.750 --> 00:35:05.820 Do we have bagels? 844 00:35:06.090 --> 00:35:08.390 Uh, I don't know. I'll check. 845 00:35:30.840 --> 00:35:33.050 Okay. Uh... What's going on? 846 00:35:33.080 --> 00:35:34.080 What do you mean? 847 00:35:35.710 --> 00:35:37.120 Why did you sleep on the couch? 848 00:35:37.150 --> 00:35:39.520 You... Are you mad at me? 849 00:35:39.550 --> 00:35:40.850 I just couldn't sleep. 850 00:35:43.720 --> 00:35:45.460 You, uh... Are you upset about Sylvia? 851 00:35:46.630 --> 00:35:50.930 You, uh... Did you send it to that, uh... 852 00:35:51.600 --> 00:35:53.500 That other agent guy? 853 00:35:53.530 --> 00:35:55.000 I'm fine, okay? 854 00:35:55.600 --> 00:35:56.870 I think she's right. 855 00:35:56.900 --> 00:36:01.070 -The book is bad. -Sylvia has bad taste. 856 00:36:01.110 --> 00:36:03.910 Just... Just send it to the other guy. 857 00:36:07.510 --> 00:36:08.950 What? 858 00:36:09.550 --> 00:36:10.980 Just don't. 859 00:36:11.880 --> 00:36:13.520 Don't what? 860 00:36:13.750 --> 00:36:15.650 Pretend you liked the book. 861 00:36:17.690 --> 00:36:20.460 You know, Beth this is getting kind of tedious. 862 00:36:20.490 --> 00:36:21.760 Yeah, I agree with that. 863 00:36:22.230 --> 00:36:24.460 Do you like the book? 864 00:36:24.500 --> 00:36:26.500 Because, you know, that is all that matters. 865 00:36:26.900 --> 00:36:28.500 Well, that's a new take. 866 00:36:28.800 --> 00:36:31.040 -Good morning. -Morning. 867 00:36:31.500 --> 00:36:32.670 I'm late for class. 868 00:36:33.240 --> 00:36:34.870 I'll see you later. I love you. 869 00:36:37.940 --> 00:36:39.640 What's wrong with Mom? 870 00:36:39.680 --> 00:36:40.980 Ah... 871 00:36:43.150 --> 00:36:45.050 Honestly, sometimes I look at some of them 872 00:36:45.080 --> 00:36:47.090 and I just think... I don't know how to help you. 873 00:36:47.890 --> 00:36:49.790 I mix up their problems. 874 00:36:50.660 --> 00:36:51.460 Wait, what do you mean? 875 00:36:51.490 --> 00:36:53.230 No, don't laugh, sometimes I forget. 876 00:36:53.660 --> 00:36:56.030 Like... Are you the one with the dead mother? 877 00:36:56.060 --> 00:36:57.760 And I can't ask because I should know. 878 00:36:57.800 --> 00:36:59.230 -And I do know. -Dude... 879 00:36:59.630 --> 00:37:01.130 -But I'm just mixing them up. -You are old. 880 00:37:01.170 --> 00:37:02.630 You need to write that shit down. 881 00:37:02.670 --> 00:37:03.600 No. But I was never like this. 882 00:37:04.270 --> 00:37:06.240 How are... how are things with you and Beth? 883 00:37:06.640 --> 00:37:08.110 Huh, why? 884 00:37:09.080 --> 00:37:09.880 Yeah. I don't know I just... 885 00:37:10.310 --> 00:37:12.280 She's acting sort of cold and weird. 886 00:37:12.310 --> 00:37:13.950 Did she say anything to Sarah? 887 00:37:13.980 --> 00:37:15.280 -No, no. I don't know anything. -Yeah. 888 00:37:15.310 --> 00:37:17.680 I just... She didn't say why or anything? 889 00:37:17.720 --> 00:37:19.120 No, but it's something. 890 00:37:20.750 --> 00:37:24.020 I hate that place, but he loves it. So we go once a year. 891 00:37:24.320 --> 00:37:25.390 It's okay, 892 00:37:25.420 --> 00:37:27.560 and we get along pretty well when we're on vacation. 893 00:37:27.590 --> 00:37:30.100 That's great. Why do you think that is? 894 00:37:31.100 --> 00:37:32.800 Well, we're on vacation. 895 00:37:33.270 --> 00:37:37.640 Um, well, a lot of couples fight on vacation. 896 00:37:39.340 --> 00:37:40.640 We don't. 897 00:37:42.140 --> 00:37:43.780 Sure. Um. 898 00:37:44.040 --> 00:37:47.050 So, um, yeah, we're almost out of time. 899 00:37:47.080 --> 00:37:49.680 But I... um, I wanted to ask you something. 900 00:37:50.220 --> 00:37:51.220 Okay. 901 00:37:52.320 --> 00:37:53.390 Yeah, I guess I just wanted to check that you're... 902 00:37:53.420 --> 00:37:55.960 You're getting what you want out of these sessions. 903 00:37:56.760 --> 00:37:57.790 Why are you asking me that? 904 00:37:57.990 --> 00:37:59.260 I'm just, you know, checking in. 905 00:38:02.030 --> 00:38:04.330 Uh, I'm okay. 906 00:38:04.360 --> 00:38:08.170 Um, I mean, the only real problem these days 907 00:38:08.200 --> 00:38:09.940 is with my brother and sister. 908 00:38:10.200 --> 00:38:12.140 They're, you know, with my dad. 909 00:38:12.170 --> 00:38:13.270 Mm-hmm. 910 00:38:13.310 --> 00:38:15.310 They're not really talking to me. 911 00:38:15.340 --> 00:38:18.740 But I'm not going to feel guilty. 912 00:38:19.980 --> 00:38:21.880 Uh, do you feel guilty? 913 00:38:23.880 --> 00:38:25.990 I just said no. 914 00:38:27.050 --> 00:38:29.690 Well, um, we'll be sure to pick that up next week. 915 00:38:29.720 --> 00:38:31.690 Yeah, we... We have to stop now. 916 00:38:32.320 --> 00:38:34.160 -Okay. -Great. 917 00:38:39.730 --> 00:38:40.930 Okay, take care. 918 00:38:42.670 --> 00:38:44.070 Fucking pointless. 919 00:38:48.910 --> 00:38:49.940 "Her hands were cold, 920 00:38:49.980 --> 00:38:53.680 "despite the hot, stagnant air in the ugly room. 921 00:38:54.110 --> 00:38:56.750 "Visiting hours were coming to a close. 922 00:38:57.180 --> 00:38:59.580 "Dads were saying goodbye to their kids. 923 00:39:00.420 --> 00:39:03.290 "Evelyn waited a long time for him to appear, 924 00:39:03.320 --> 00:39:04.620 "but he never did. 925 00:39:05.360 --> 00:39:06.990 "He never would." 926 00:39:09.260 --> 00:39:11.900 Wow. Hal. 927 00:39:12.870 --> 00:39:17.400 God, that is really a surprise... 928 00:39:17.440 --> 00:39:20.140 Just impressive. 929 00:39:20.370 --> 00:39:22.010 I mean, that was lovely. 930 00:39:22.040 --> 00:39:24.310 It's just a fantastic first draft. 931 00:39:25.440 --> 00:39:27.110 I said I wanted to write about prison. 932 00:39:28.680 --> 00:39:29.880 Yeah, you did say that. 933 00:39:30.120 --> 00:39:31.420 That was so sad. 934 00:39:31.450 --> 00:39:32.720 I liked it, too. 935 00:39:33.920 --> 00:39:37.320 After everybody has read theirs, we'll dive deeper into it. 936 00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:39.020 But bravo, Hal, bravo! 937 00:39:39.060 --> 00:39:43.300 Um, so who would like to read their story next? 938 00:39:43.330 --> 00:39:46.170 I changed my mind about what I was going to write. 939 00:39:46.200 --> 00:39:48.300 So, I haven't written anything yet. 940 00:39:48.330 --> 00:39:50.340 -Okay. -I was writing about that 941 00:39:50.370 --> 00:39:53.810 gross, naked man and it was bumming me out. 942 00:39:54.010 --> 00:39:56.280 So, I think I'm going to write about this trip 943 00:39:56.310 --> 00:39:57.840 I took to the zoo when I was eight. 944 00:39:58.310 --> 00:39:59.810 Okay, was that a happy trip? 945 00:40:00.280 --> 00:40:03.180 So, we were looking at the monkeys, me and my mom. 946 00:40:03.220 --> 00:40:05.120 And one of them was looking me 947 00:40:05.150 --> 00:40:07.350 right in the eye like he hated me, 948 00:40:07.750 --> 00:40:10.390 like he was going to jump out of the cage and kill me. 949 00:40:12.120 --> 00:40:14.290 Then I had a really bad nosebleed, 950 00:40:14.330 --> 00:40:16.130 so my mom had to take me home. 951 00:40:17.030 --> 00:40:19.870 Ah, so... No, not a-- Not a happy trip. 952 00:40:20.270 --> 00:40:23.300 Sometimes you just have to get it out though, right? 953 00:40:23.800 --> 00:40:26.870 Yeah. I mean, the title of my book says that exactly. 954 00:40:32.110 --> 00:40:33.110 What title? 955 00:40:34.910 --> 00:40:38.120 -I Had To Tell It. -You had to tell it? 956 00:40:39.120 --> 00:40:42.350 -No, no, "I Had To". -You had to tell it. 957 00:40:43.260 --> 00:40:47.290 Oh, no, the title of the book is I Had To Tell It. 958 00:40:48.960 --> 00:40:50.830 Has nobody in here read my book? 959 00:40:51.300 --> 00:40:52.430 I didn't know about it. 960 00:40:53.100 --> 00:40:54.930 I can't imagine that you would have 961 00:40:54.970 --> 00:40:56.770 trusted me to be your teacher 962 00:40:56.800 --> 00:40:58.940 if you weren't familiar with my work. 963 00:40:58.970 --> 00:41:01.210 I saw that you were published and that you 964 00:41:01.240 --> 00:41:03.140 wrote a lot of articles. 965 00:41:03.180 --> 00:41:04.410 I just signed up. 966 00:41:05.240 --> 00:41:06.380 What's it about? 967 00:41:06.980 --> 00:41:08.110 Um... 968 00:41:08.450 --> 00:41:10.350 It's about my childhood. 969 00:41:10.380 --> 00:41:11.420 It's a memoir. 970 00:41:12.050 --> 00:41:14.850 Oh, I read this other memoir that was really killer. 971 00:41:15.390 --> 00:41:16.890 Which one? 972 00:41:16.920 --> 00:41:18.160 Please And No Thank You. 973 00:41:18.190 --> 00:41:19.230 I love that book. 974 00:41:19.260 --> 00:41:20.290 I also love that. 975 00:41:20.330 --> 00:41:21.190 Oh, I got to read that. 976 00:41:23.830 --> 00:41:25.900 But I will definitely be reading yours. 977 00:41:26.570 --> 00:41:27.970 -Me, too. -Same. 978 00:41:29.100 --> 00:41:29.470 -I'm gonna read that. -Definitely gonna read that. 979 00:41:30.540 --> 00:41:32.070 I Had To Tell? 980 00:41:32.370 --> 00:41:35.440 It. I Had To Tell It. 981 00:41:35.470 --> 00:41:37.280 Yeah, I Had To Tell It, yeah. 982 00:41:37.910 --> 00:41:39.380 Yeah, write that one down. 983 00:42:38.470 --> 00:42:42.410 Oh, my God, because I keep telling you, I don't want them. 984 00:42:42.440 --> 00:42:46.010 That's because you eat so shitty, especially at work. 985 00:42:46.050 --> 00:42:47.450 No, it's... Okay, so, 986 00:42:48.110 --> 00:42:49.380 she makes me salads 987 00:42:49.420 --> 00:42:51.450 to take to work in these dumb little 988 00:42:51.480 --> 00:42:52.950 -Tupperware things, but -They're not dumb. 989 00:42:52.990 --> 00:42:54.050 -the reason... -They're recyclable. 990 00:42:54.090 --> 00:42:55.190 Just put it in a fucking baggy. 991 00:42:55.220 --> 00:42:56.290 -It doesn't matter. -Just... 992 00:42:56.320 --> 00:42:57.190 Can you shut up and keep talking? 993 00:42:58.060 --> 00:43:00.460 So, the only reason she makes me a salad 994 00:43:00.490 --> 00:43:02.930 is because she wants me to lose weight, 995 00:43:02.960 --> 00:43:04.230 -which is passive aggressive. -No. 996 00:43:05.430 --> 00:43:07.270 No, that is not true. The reason that I make the salads 997 00:43:07.300 --> 00:43:09.230 is because I want you to be healthy. 998 00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:10.500 So, here's how it goes. 999 00:43:10.540 --> 00:43:12.040 I make him a salad, right? 1000 00:43:12.240 --> 00:43:13.440 But then he takes it to work, 1001 00:43:14.540 --> 00:43:16.910 and he puts mozzarella sticks on top of the salad, 1002 00:43:16.940 --> 00:43:18.010 and then guess what? 1003 00:43:18.480 --> 00:43:19.950 He doesn't eat the salad. 1004 00:43:21.050 --> 00:43:22.210 Who told you that? 1005 00:43:23.050 --> 00:43:24.250 You know who told me that. 1006 00:43:25.380 --> 00:43:26.490 Great. 1007 00:43:26.520 --> 00:43:28.390 -Thanks, Naomi. -Naomi told me that. 1008 00:43:30.590 --> 00:43:32.660 You know, I don't think you have any idea 1009 00:43:32.690 --> 00:43:35.190 how hard I have to work to stay healthy. 1010 00:43:35.530 --> 00:43:36.530 For you. 1011 00:43:36.930 --> 00:43:38.000 For me? Right. 1012 00:43:38.030 --> 00:43:39.200 Okay, I'm sorry. 1013 00:43:39.230 --> 00:43:41.630 How healthy is, "Oh, excuse me, 1014 00:43:41.670 --> 00:43:45.100 waiter, could we get another round of skinny margaritas?" 1015 00:43:45.140 --> 00:43:46.510 What is this? What accent is that? 1016 00:43:46.540 --> 00:43:48.040 -What? Where? -It's Naomi. 1017 00:43:48.240 --> 00:43:49.380 Naomi's from New Zealand. 1018 00:43:49.980 --> 00:43:51.310 -Yeah. -That's not New Zealand. 1019 00:43:51.710 --> 00:43:53.110 I think you don't like women. 1020 00:43:53.480 --> 00:43:54.680 I like women. 1021 00:43:54.710 --> 00:43:56.320 I do. I like women. 1022 00:43:57.020 --> 00:43:59.020 I just don't like you. 1023 00:44:12.630 --> 00:44:13.900 Sorry. 1024 00:44:14.370 --> 00:44:15.370 Okay, no problem. 1025 00:44:16.400 --> 00:44:17.340 You saw a picture of this one though, right? 1026 00:44:18.200 --> 00:44:19.510 You can't really tell in a picture. 1027 00:44:19.540 --> 00:44:21.610 Okay. Um... 1028 00:44:22.640 --> 00:44:24.480 No problem, because I have one more. 1029 00:44:32.720 --> 00:44:33.920 Sorry. 1030 00:44:51.500 --> 00:44:52.640 Excuse me. 1031 00:44:52.670 --> 00:44:54.070 How much is this one? 1032 00:44:54.110 --> 00:44:55.110 Oh, my God. 1033 00:44:56.710 --> 00:44:58.080 Isn't it beautiful? 1034 00:44:58.780 --> 00:45:00.580 This piece, which is one of a kind... 1035 00:45:00.610 --> 00:45:04.120 -Yeah, I would assume it is. -...is $19,000. 1036 00:45:04.150 --> 00:45:06.590 -Huh? -Oh, thank you so much. 1037 00:45:07.490 --> 00:45:09.320 Beth, shut up. 1038 00:45:09.350 --> 00:45:10.660 -What? -This is what I do. 1039 00:45:10.690 --> 00:45:12.460 You can't insult these people. 1040 00:45:12.490 --> 00:45:13.990 Not even comfortable. 1041 00:45:14.290 --> 00:45:16.500 A long bench costs this much? 1042 00:45:16.530 --> 00:45:18.000 Oh, wake up. 1043 00:45:20.630 --> 00:45:22.070 Hey, look at these lights. 1044 00:45:26.410 --> 00:45:29.010 I would never buy this bench, no matter what. 1045 00:45:30.280 --> 00:45:32.410 -What do you think? -Uh... 1046 00:45:33.310 --> 00:45:34.450 Yeah, it's cool. 1047 00:45:35.210 --> 00:45:36.580 I mean, it looks like it's fucking itself, 1048 00:45:36.620 --> 00:45:38.180 but she'll probably love it. 1049 00:45:46.190 --> 00:45:47.630 Are you planning to come tomorrow night? 1050 00:45:48.460 --> 00:45:51.630 Yeah, really... I-- I don't think I can, I'm sorry. 1051 00:45:51.660 --> 00:45:53.670 Can you get your feet off the couch? 1052 00:45:53.700 --> 00:45:55.770 -Please. -What? 1053 00:45:55.800 --> 00:45:58.100 Really? What's the matter with you? 1054 00:45:59.070 --> 00:46:00.270 Why haven't you talked to him yet? 1055 00:46:01.670 --> 00:46:03.010 I mean, I just... 1056 00:46:04.080 --> 00:46:06.510 Honestly, I can't bear the thought of his response. 1057 00:46:07.110 --> 00:46:09.350 Okay, well just come-- you know, 1058 00:46:09.380 --> 00:46:11.280 drink a lot, have a lot of wine. 1059 00:46:11.320 --> 00:46:12.280 Try to act normal. 1060 00:46:13.490 --> 00:46:15.760 You need to go home and you need to talk to him already. 1061 00:46:16.820 --> 00:46:18.020 Uh... 1062 00:46:18.420 --> 00:46:20.160 Why are you eating? 1063 00:46:20.190 --> 00:46:21.090 Stand up! 1064 00:46:21.130 --> 00:46:23.160 I want to kill you. Get off this couch! 1065 00:46:23.200 --> 00:46:24.800 You're making crumbs everywhere. 1066 00:46:26.600 --> 00:46:28.030 Oh. Hi, honey. 1067 00:46:29.870 --> 00:46:31.070 What? 1068 00:46:31.400 --> 00:46:32.570 What? Wait, hold on. 1069 00:46:32.600 --> 00:46:33.570 What's wrong? 1070 00:46:34.110 --> 00:46:35.570 What do you mean? Are you okay? 1071 00:46:35.780 --> 00:46:38.380 Okay, okay. But can you just tell me right now? 1072 00:46:38.410 --> 00:46:39.380 Is it bad? 1073 00:46:42.880 --> 00:46:44.750 -What? -God, he's crying. 1074 00:46:44.780 --> 00:46:47.190 -Oh, no, why? What happened? -I don't know. 1075 00:46:47.220 --> 00:46:48.190 He says he's fine, 1076 00:46:48.220 --> 00:46:50.190 but he said he needs me to come home right now. 1077 00:46:50.760 --> 00:46:52.290 Okay. All right. 1078 00:46:52.320 --> 00:46:53.760 I got to go. Let's go. Come on, let's go. 1079 00:46:53.790 --> 00:46:54.760 I'm good here. 1080 00:46:55.660 --> 00:46:56.800 Get up! 1081 00:47:02.300 --> 00:47:06.100 Mark, honey, what happened? 1082 00:47:06.140 --> 00:47:08.310 You got me scared to death. What's going on? 1083 00:47:08.340 --> 00:47:09.740 I was fired. 1084 00:47:09.780 --> 00:47:10.780 Oh. 1085 00:47:12.210 --> 00:47:13.250 Oh, you were? 1086 00:47:13.850 --> 00:47:15.680 I just want to disappear right now. 1087 00:47:15.710 --> 00:47:16.750 Hmm. 1088 00:47:17.880 --> 00:47:19.180 What happened? 1089 00:47:19.750 --> 00:47:20.590 I don't even know, 1090 00:47:20.620 --> 00:47:22.760 -I thought it was going well. -Mm-hmm. 1091 00:47:23.860 --> 00:47:25.620 I thought the director liked me, at least 1092 00:47:25.660 --> 00:47:27.130 -she said that she did. -Mm-hmm. 1093 00:47:27.160 --> 00:47:28.760 And then after rehearsal, she's like, 1094 00:47:28.800 --> 00:47:30.230 "Can I talk to you for a second?" 1095 00:47:30.260 --> 00:47:31.800 Takes me outside in front of everyone, 1096 00:47:31.830 --> 00:47:33.530 says, "Grab your stuff." 1097 00:47:33.800 --> 00:47:35.870 -That is so cruel. -Yes. 1098 00:47:35.900 --> 00:47:38.340 And she's like, "You're not quite getting this role 1099 00:47:38.370 --> 00:47:39.770 "and you're going to be replaced." 1100 00:47:41.910 --> 00:47:43.240 How awful. 1101 00:47:44.280 --> 00:47:44.880 I bet you the other actors told her to fire me. 1102 00:47:45.410 --> 00:47:46.650 Oh, well, fuck them. 1103 00:47:46.680 --> 00:47:47.780 -Yeah. -Fuck them all. 1104 00:47:47.810 --> 00:47:50.320 Yeah, I hope their fucking play 1105 00:47:50.350 --> 00:47:53.420 -takes a big fat fucking shit. -Yeah. 1106 00:47:53.650 --> 00:47:55.490 It's going to be a huge flop, you know it. 1107 00:47:56.690 --> 00:47:58.220 God, it's not your fault. 1108 00:47:58.620 --> 00:48:00.190 I mean, it is my fault. 1109 00:48:00.230 --> 00:48:02.800 No, you've never been fired before. 1110 00:48:02.830 --> 00:48:03.900 And, you know, 1111 00:48:04.960 --> 00:48:06.400 every actor has been fired at least once, anyway. 1112 00:48:06.670 --> 00:48:08.470 I got fired from the Disney movie. 1113 00:48:08.500 --> 00:48:09.700 Oh... right. 1114 00:48:10.340 --> 00:48:11.370 Do you remember the hat? 1115 00:48:12.470 --> 00:48:13.610 The hat. 1116 00:48:15.640 --> 00:48:16.910 I am so embarrassed. 1117 00:48:17.640 --> 00:48:18.440 Oh. 1118 00:48:19.340 --> 00:48:21.510 I want to die. Oh, my God, my birthday. 1119 00:48:21.550 --> 00:48:23.520 -No birthday party, okay, baby? -Mm-hmm. 1120 00:48:23.550 --> 00:48:24.750 No birthday. No nothing. 1121 00:48:24.780 --> 00:48:26.350 -No one here, okay? -Okay. 1122 00:48:28.320 --> 00:48:29.350 No birthday. 1123 00:48:30.760 --> 00:48:33.790 -Honey? Honey? -Yeah? 1124 00:48:33.830 --> 00:48:34.860 The jiggling. 1125 00:48:35.430 --> 00:48:37.930 -What? -The whole table's shaking. 1126 00:48:37.960 --> 00:48:39.260 Yeah, because my leg is shaking. 1127 00:48:39.300 --> 00:48:40.530 I can't stop my leg. 1128 00:48:41.470 --> 00:48:42.670 You want salad? 1129 00:48:42.970 --> 00:48:45.770 Hey, so, I heard you got a part in a play. 1130 00:48:46.870 --> 00:48:49.210 -What's the part? -Er... 1131 00:48:49.240 --> 00:48:50.880 What? What's the matter? 1132 00:48:51.680 --> 00:48:52.880 He was fired. 1133 00:48:53.350 --> 00:48:54.550 -Oh, shit! -Yeah. 1134 00:48:54.580 --> 00:48:55.980 -Oh, my God. -Yesterday. 1135 00:48:56.020 --> 00:48:58.220 Oh, we're so sorry Mark. That's awful. 1136 00:48:58.250 --> 00:48:59.690 Yeah, I'm done with acting, anyway. 1137 00:48:59.950 --> 00:49:00.950 No, you're not. 1138 00:49:01.450 --> 00:49:03.320 Honey, it's one play. 1139 00:49:03.360 --> 00:49:04.420 It's going to be a bomb. 1140 00:49:04.460 --> 00:49:05.830 Yeah, we'll hope for that. 1141 00:49:05.860 --> 00:49:08.930 And besides, you can't quit because I want to retire. 1142 00:49:09.560 --> 00:49:10.630 What? 1143 00:49:10.660 --> 00:49:12.830 You're getting all this business now. 1144 00:49:12.870 --> 00:49:15.330 I hate people. I don't want to decorate 1145 00:49:15.370 --> 00:49:16.770 their ugly houses anymore, 1146 00:49:16.800 --> 00:49:17.900 so meaningless. 1147 00:49:17.940 --> 00:49:19.670 It's like the whole planet is melting 1148 00:49:19.710 --> 00:49:21.810 and I'm just out shopping for cashmere walls. 1149 00:49:22.640 --> 00:49:24.640 Is that a real thing, Sarah? 1150 00:49:24.980 --> 00:49:26.910 Yeah, it is. It's real. 1151 00:49:29.280 --> 00:49:30.680 Oh, dear God. 1152 00:49:30.720 --> 00:49:31.680 You okay? 1153 00:49:36.720 --> 00:49:38.720 -No, I don't want that. -Are we dead yet? 1154 00:49:38.930 --> 00:49:41.430 You carry around Tums in your bag. 1155 00:49:41.460 --> 00:49:42.760 Oh, I carry Tums. 1156 00:49:43.460 --> 00:49:48.330 I got Gas-X, I got, um... I got stool softener. 1157 00:49:48.370 --> 00:49:50.800 I got... ooh, I got Xanax, of course. 1158 00:49:51.500 --> 00:49:52.670 Does anyone want one? 1159 00:49:53.470 --> 00:49:54.340 Does everyone want one? 1160 00:49:55.510 --> 00:49:57.410 Maybe I'll just stop writing, you know? 1161 00:49:57.440 --> 00:50:01.310 I mean, I think, actually, it would be kind of a relief. 1162 00:50:01.350 --> 00:50:02.680 Come on, Beth. 1163 00:50:02.710 --> 00:50:04.320 Your agent didn't get your book. 1164 00:50:04.520 --> 00:50:07.890 It's not a reason to retire, like, her agent... 1165 00:50:07.920 --> 00:50:09.890 I just don't... I just don't think she's that good. 1166 00:50:09.920 --> 00:50:11.820 -You have a great career. -Thank you. 1167 00:50:11.860 --> 00:50:12.860 You know, it's okay, Don. 1168 00:50:13.760 --> 00:50:15.830 Honestly, you don't have to keep 1169 00:50:15.860 --> 00:50:18.000 trying to make me feel better, okay? 1170 00:50:18.460 --> 00:50:21.030 Because I know it's super tedious for you. 1171 00:50:25.570 --> 00:50:29.840 Uh, okay, you got it. Done. 1172 00:50:30.840 --> 00:50:33.610 -Great. -No. 1173 00:50:34.050 --> 00:50:35.480 No, actually, you know what? 1174 00:50:35.920 --> 00:50:37.880 Okay, that's not very nice. 1175 00:50:38.380 --> 00:50:39.380 It's... It's hurtful. 1176 00:50:39.820 --> 00:50:40.820 What you just did. 1177 00:50:41.750 --> 00:50:43.460 I'm sorry, are you saying that you're hurt? 1178 00:50:43.490 --> 00:50:45.460 Yeah, don't... Don't take it out on me. 1179 00:50:45.830 --> 00:50:46.890 Take what out on you? 1180 00:50:47.930 --> 00:50:49.390 -Your frustration. -This is a Greek olive oil. 1181 00:50:50.400 --> 00:50:51.830 I just... You know what? I just don't need you 1182 00:50:51.860 --> 00:50:53.070 to lie to me anymore. 1183 00:50:53.100 --> 00:50:54.400 Lie to you? 1184 00:50:54.430 --> 00:50:56.670 -Yeah. -God, will you just stop? 1185 00:50:56.900 --> 00:50:59.040 You know, you're behaving like a child. 1186 00:50:59.870 --> 00:51:01.610 I heard you talking. 1187 00:51:04.410 --> 00:51:05.580 I heard you talking to Mark. 1188 00:51:07.480 --> 00:51:08.680 What are you talking about? 1189 00:51:09.050 --> 00:51:11.050 -Paragon. -What? 1190 00:51:11.080 --> 00:51:14.420 Sarah and I came in to say hi. 1191 00:51:14.450 --> 00:51:16.090 And we overheard you guys. 1192 00:51:17.890 --> 00:51:20.490 What? You spied on us. What? 1193 00:51:20.530 --> 00:51:24.460 What? No. I mean, it was just for, like, a second for fun. 1194 00:51:26.770 --> 00:51:28.870 -We heard you talking. -About what? 1195 00:51:30.170 --> 00:51:32.040 About my work. 1196 00:51:32.840 --> 00:51:34.570 Okay, hang on. Is it... 1197 00:51:34.610 --> 00:51:38.040 That's what all this has been about? 1198 00:51:38.780 --> 00:51:42.080 That's what all of this, all of this, has been about. 1199 00:51:42.850 --> 00:51:44.380 That's exactly right. 1200 00:51:46.650 --> 00:51:47.650 I heard... 1201 00:51:49.620 --> 00:51:51.420 I heard everything that you said. 1202 00:51:51.460 --> 00:51:53.360 Okay, like, like, what? 1203 00:51:54.490 --> 00:51:56.430 Like, that you hate my new book. 1204 00:51:57.460 --> 00:51:58.460 What? 1205 00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:02.700 Okay, I did not say that. 1206 00:52:02.730 --> 00:52:04.640 -That's... -Are you kidding? 1207 00:52:04.670 --> 00:52:06.370 Are you going to gaslight me now? 1208 00:52:06.840 --> 00:52:07.940 That's what it feels like. 1209 00:52:08.210 --> 00:52:11.140 -If... if I did... -Well, you did. 1210 00:52:11.180 --> 00:52:12.740 But you took it out of context. 1211 00:52:12.780 --> 00:52:13.650 -Oh no, I just... -Okay, 1212 00:52:13.680 --> 00:52:14.810 -I can't even handle this. -wait, okay, 1213 00:52:14.850 --> 00:52:16.020 so that's what I was wondering. 1214 00:52:16.050 --> 00:52:18.680 All right, Mark, please forgive me. 1215 00:52:18.920 --> 00:52:21.150 You deserve to have a really nice dinner. 1216 00:52:21.190 --> 00:52:24.190 And, um, I'm sorry that you were fired from your job. 1217 00:52:24.220 --> 00:52:26.890 - And happy birthday. - Beth. 1218 00:52:26.930 --> 00:52:28.860 -Thank you. -Beth. 1219 00:52:30.560 --> 00:52:34.170 I'm, um... I'm so sorry. Um... 1220 00:52:36.040 --> 00:52:38.040 - I should, um... I should... - Yeah. Yeah. 1221 00:52:44.080 --> 00:52:45.140 Beth. 1222 00:52:46.650 --> 00:52:48.150 -Beth. -Just leave me alone. 1223 00:52:48.180 --> 00:52:49.850 No, let me explain. 1224 00:52:49.880 --> 00:52:52.550 No, you... You explained already, okay? 1225 00:52:52.580 --> 00:52:53.720 You were pretty clear. 1226 00:52:54.790 --> 00:52:57.860 Listen, whatever you heard it is not what I meant. 1227 00:52:57.890 --> 00:52:58.860 Please. 1228 00:52:59.720 --> 00:53:00.430 You're allowed to feel how you feel. 1229 00:53:00.860 --> 00:53:01.490 You really are. 1230 00:53:02.160 --> 00:53:02.960 It's just that I don't think 1231 00:53:03.930 --> 00:53:05.700 that I can ever trust you again. 1232 00:53:05.730 --> 00:53:07.670 Baby, it's not what I think. 1233 00:53:08.500 --> 00:53:11.140 Like, you lied right to my face. 1234 00:53:11.170 --> 00:53:14.170 -Like, a thousand times. -No, it's not. 1235 00:53:14.210 --> 00:53:16.540 -It's not lying. It's not... -What? 1236 00:53:16.570 --> 00:53:18.540 If that's not lying, I don't know what is lying. 1237 00:53:18.580 --> 00:53:20.050 It's not a real lie, 1238 00:53:20.280 --> 00:53:22.580 it's knowing that it's just my opinion, 1239 00:53:22.610 --> 00:53:24.580 and I'm probably wrong, okay? 1240 00:53:24.620 --> 00:53:26.220 I-- I didn't want to discourage you. 1241 00:53:26.690 --> 00:53:27.750 What do I know? 1242 00:53:27.790 --> 00:53:31.090 I wanted... I wanted to support you, 1243 00:53:31.520 --> 00:53:34.790 you know, whether I liked it or not, okay? 1244 00:53:34.990 --> 00:53:36.960 Who cares what I think? 1245 00:53:38.230 --> 00:53:40.500 It... It's my work. 1246 00:53:40.930 --> 00:53:42.070 And I care. 1247 00:53:42.570 --> 00:53:43.970 You know how much I care. 1248 00:53:44.870 --> 00:53:47.110 You know how much I respect your opinion. 1249 00:53:48.870 --> 00:53:51.040 -Hey, come here. -No! 1250 00:53:52.580 --> 00:53:53.780 I love you. 1251 00:53:54.610 --> 00:53:57.080 Oh, okay, well, then never mind. My God. 1252 00:54:34.220 --> 00:54:36.220 Hi, you two. 1253 00:54:39.290 --> 00:54:41.090 So, how... How are you doing? 1254 00:54:42.590 --> 00:54:47.670 Well, we've been talking about it and, you know, 1255 00:54:47.700 --> 00:54:49.040 we've been coming here for two years, 1256 00:54:49.070 --> 00:54:51.740 and as I've said, many times before... 1257 00:54:51.770 --> 00:54:54.710 We don't feel like you're, uh, helping us. 1258 00:54:55.640 --> 00:54:57.640 Oh, I'm, I'm sorry you feel that way. 1259 00:54:58.110 --> 00:55:01.110 I really am. Uh, I care about you both. 1260 00:55:01.850 --> 00:55:03.250 -Very much. -Um... 1261 00:55:03.280 --> 00:55:04.920 Can I ask you a question? 1262 00:55:05.620 --> 00:55:06.720 Of course. 1263 00:55:07.120 --> 00:55:10.920 Why don't you ever empty your trash can? 1264 00:55:11.120 --> 00:55:12.120 -Jonathan! -No! 1265 00:55:13.090 --> 00:55:15.090 Every week, I come in here and notice it. 1266 00:55:15.130 --> 00:55:17.300 And you never empty it. 1267 00:55:18.760 --> 00:55:20.900 Um, why, why do you think it bothers you? 1268 00:55:21.270 --> 00:55:23.070 Why don't you empty your trash can? 1269 00:55:23.400 --> 00:55:26.570 I... I empty it when it's full. 1270 00:55:28.340 --> 00:55:29.740 That's not full? 1271 00:55:30.980 --> 00:55:33.810 See, I think you keep it that way 1272 00:55:33.850 --> 00:55:35.050 as, like, a little brag. 1273 00:55:35.310 --> 00:55:36.320 You know, 1274 00:55:37.520 --> 00:55:39.090 so everybody who walks in here sees it and they're like, 1275 00:55:40.250 --> 00:55:43.120 "Wow, there must be a lot of crying going on in here." 1276 00:55:45.660 --> 00:55:49.900 Let's figure out how I can better help the two of you. 1277 00:55:50.760 --> 00:55:52.870 We decided we don't want to see you anymore. 1278 00:55:53.900 --> 00:55:55.630 Well, I think we need to talk about that. 1279 00:55:55.670 --> 00:55:58.100 There's nothing to talk about. We've already talked about it. 1280 00:55:58.140 --> 00:55:59.740 Yeah, we're not going to discuss it. 1281 00:55:59.770 --> 00:56:01.310 -But we did want to tell you. -Yeah. 1282 00:56:02.240 --> 00:56:03.410 Okay. 1283 00:56:03.440 --> 00:56:05.910 Well, I'm... I'm really sorry to hear this. 1284 00:56:06.410 --> 00:56:08.910 If you want to see someone else, I'm happy to recommend... 1285 00:56:08.950 --> 00:56:11.950 No, no. We don't want to see another therapist. 1286 00:56:11.980 --> 00:56:13.320 We've seen too many therapists. 1287 00:56:13.350 --> 00:56:18.290 No, uh, we want our money back. 1288 00:56:20.230 --> 00:56:22.800 -I'm sorry? -We want our money back. 1289 00:56:22.830 --> 00:56:24.130 Um, I don't understand. 1290 00:56:24.160 --> 00:56:25.330 From whom? 1291 00:56:25.360 --> 00:56:26.900 Oh, well, we were thinking 1292 00:56:26.930 --> 00:56:29.070 Bill Gates might give us the money... You! 1293 00:56:29.100 --> 00:56:31.800 Look, we've been coming here for two years, okay? 1294 00:56:31.840 --> 00:56:33.940 And in that two years, we added it up. 1295 00:56:34.170 --> 00:56:39.880 We have spent nearly $33,000 on you. 1296 00:56:40.110 --> 00:56:41.650 I see. Okay. 1297 00:56:42.920 --> 00:56:46.120 Yes, and because, uh, nothing has really changed between us, 1298 00:56:46.150 --> 00:56:49.690 we...we feel, and this might be the one thing we do agree on, 1299 00:56:49.720 --> 00:56:52.320 uh, that we are entitled to a refund. 1300 00:56:55.290 --> 00:56:59.470 Going into therapy doesn't have a guarantee. 1301 00:56:59.500 --> 00:57:00.770 It's not like that. 1302 00:57:00.800 --> 00:57:02.400 Yeah, well, it should be, okay? 1303 00:57:02.430 --> 00:57:05.140 because we're... we're barely hanging on here, okay? 1304 00:57:05.170 --> 00:57:08.040 And you don't help. Nobody helps. 1305 00:57:08.070 --> 00:57:09.710 I try to do my best, Jonathan, 1306 00:57:09.740 --> 00:57:12.280 but honestly, I can't be the one to solve your problems. 1307 00:57:12.480 --> 00:57:14.210 Well, then why are we coming here? 1308 00:57:14.250 --> 00:57:16.150 You... You have to solve your own problems. 1309 00:57:16.180 --> 00:57:17.950 And I'm here to help you do that. 1310 00:57:17.980 --> 00:57:19.150 And I understand. 1311 00:57:19.190 --> 00:57:21.490 Like, it takes-- it can take... 1312 00:57:21.520 --> 00:57:22.320 you know, a long time, 1313 00:57:22.350 --> 00:57:24.290 sometimes, to make real progress. 1314 00:57:24.520 --> 00:57:26.030 -How long? -Well, 1315 00:57:26.060 --> 00:57:27.360 it takes as long as it takes. 1316 00:57:27.390 --> 00:57:28.790 That's not a real answer. 1317 00:57:29.230 --> 00:57:31.100 We're... We're not kidding around here. 1318 00:57:31.130 --> 00:57:32.160 And listen, 1319 00:57:33.230 --> 00:57:35.830 if you need to pay by installments, that's fine. 1320 00:57:35.870 --> 00:57:37.070 We're totally cool with that. 1321 00:57:38.370 --> 00:57:39.810 So, let me get this, 1322 00:57:41.070 --> 00:57:43.380 you, you're angry because you guys-- you just fight in here. 1323 00:57:43.940 --> 00:57:44.940 And I don't help. 1324 00:57:46.050 --> 00:57:47.480 I don't tell you how to fix things, and, you know... 1325 00:57:47.510 --> 00:57:49.010 -You don't. -Mm-hmm. 1326 00:57:49.050 --> 00:57:51.250 And you've been married, how long? 1327 00:57:52.050 --> 00:57:53.190 -Nine years. -Ten years. 1328 00:57:53.220 --> 00:57:54.220 Ten years. 1329 00:57:55.820 --> 00:57:58.460 Have you ever considered, uh, ending your marriage? 1330 00:57:59.960 --> 00:58:01.460 -What? -What? 1331 00:58:01.960 --> 00:58:02.900 I'm going to tell you something 1332 00:58:02.930 --> 00:58:05.430 that I think probably is worth your money, 1333 00:58:05.460 --> 00:58:07.500 and I feel like it is my job as your therapist. 1334 00:58:07.530 --> 00:58:10.170 I think you need to consider separating. 1335 00:58:11.540 --> 00:58:13.170 You want to stop therapy? 1336 00:58:14.040 --> 00:58:15.470 Get a divorce. 1337 00:58:16.040 --> 00:58:18.810 What the fuck, Don? You can't say shit like that. 1338 00:58:18.840 --> 00:58:19.780 How dare you. 1339 00:58:20.610 --> 00:58:21.950 Honestly, from what I've seen, 1340 00:58:21.980 --> 00:58:23.750 there's nothing left between you. 1341 00:58:23.950 --> 00:58:25.990 I'm-- I'm doing you a favor by saying this. 1342 00:58:27.190 --> 00:58:28.250 You really think that? 1343 00:58:28.290 --> 00:58:29.320 Don't listen to him. 1344 00:58:29.360 --> 00:58:31.020 Yeah, that's exactly what I think. 1345 00:58:31.390 --> 00:58:33.090 I don't want a divorce. 1346 00:58:33.830 --> 00:58:35.490 Ah, fuck it. Come on, Carolyn. Let's go. 1347 00:58:36.230 --> 00:58:38.160 Oh, by the way, Doctor, 1348 00:58:38.500 --> 00:58:40.170 we're not paying for this session. 1349 00:58:43.600 --> 00:58:46.170 Such a bold opening, I would barely touch it. 1350 00:58:46.210 --> 00:58:48.010 Of course, I have a few ideas and a few notes, 1351 00:58:48.040 --> 00:58:51.040 but they're tiny. They're really, really tiny. 1352 00:58:51.080 --> 00:58:52.580 I'm thrilled that you like it. 1353 00:58:52.610 --> 00:58:54.050 And, of course, I loved your memoir. 1354 00:58:54.080 --> 00:58:55.080 -Oh. -I mean, 1355 00:58:56.150 --> 00:58:57.880 people don't know how damaging verbal abuse is. 1356 00:58:57.920 --> 00:58:59.590 Oh, yeah, so true. 1357 00:58:59.620 --> 00:59:01.050 Thank you. Thank you. 1358 00:59:01.090 --> 00:59:02.420 I mean, how do you recover from being called 1359 00:59:02.450 --> 00:59:04.160 stupid your entire life? 1360 00:59:05.390 --> 00:59:07.330 Yeah, well, I don't-- I don't know if 1361 00:59:07.560 --> 00:59:09.430 one does recover from that, 1362 00:59:09.460 --> 00:59:10.560 in fact, yeah. 1363 00:59:11.700 --> 00:59:13.870 What was that other thing he used to call you, um... 1364 00:59:14.130 --> 00:59:15.370 Oh, yeah, shit for brains. 1365 00:59:16.600 --> 00:59:19.040 Yeah. No, that was a good one. 1366 00:59:19.070 --> 00:59:20.210 Shit for brains. 1367 00:59:20.540 --> 00:59:22.540 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1368 00:59:22.570 --> 00:59:25.510 -That's fucked. -Yeah. 1369 00:59:25.540 --> 00:59:27.450 Anyway, let's do this. 1370 00:59:27.480 --> 00:59:30.120 Okay, great. I'm pumped. 1371 00:59:30.420 --> 00:59:31.480 I'm glad you're pumped. 1372 00:59:31.520 --> 00:59:32.890 I'm pumped that you're pumped. 1373 00:59:33.550 --> 00:59:34.550 Thank you. 1374 00:59:42.260 --> 00:59:44.300 Oh, my God, this is so perfect. 1375 00:59:45.060 --> 00:59:46.900 -I love it so much. -Oh! 1376 00:59:46.930 --> 00:59:48.870 I'm so happy. 1377 00:59:48.900 --> 00:59:51.040 I mean, I've never seen anything like it. 1378 00:59:51.070 --> 00:59:52.910 -Oh... -Thank you so much. 1379 00:59:52.940 --> 00:59:54.070 Oh, you're welcome. 1380 00:59:54.110 --> 00:59:56.610 I envy you. Must be so gratifying 1381 00:59:56.640 --> 00:59:59.650 when you find the right piece and everyone's happy, right? 1382 00:59:59.680 --> 01:00:03.420 Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, I'm just so glad it worked out. 1383 01:00:03.450 --> 01:00:04.920 It's so perfect. 1384 01:00:04.950 --> 01:00:07.190 It's really a good one. One of a kind. 1385 01:00:12.930 --> 01:00:14.460 -Honey. -Uh-huh. 1386 01:00:14.490 --> 01:00:18.200 What is all this? 1387 01:00:20.930 --> 01:00:23.500 -Oh, my God. -Mm-hmm. 1388 01:00:23.540 --> 01:00:24.640 Wow. 1389 01:00:25.570 --> 01:00:29.410 Those are very special for wicking. 1390 01:00:29.440 --> 01:00:30.680 Oh, I love wicking. 1391 01:00:30.710 --> 01:00:34.280 These are gonna keep you, apparently, 1392 01:00:34.310 --> 01:00:35.450 -very warm... -Hmm. 1393 01:00:36.520 --> 01:00:39.180 ...if...if you are cold, but you won't get sweaty. 1394 01:00:39.220 --> 01:00:40.250 And unlike these, 1395 01:00:40.290 --> 01:00:44.360 which are specifically for if you like to sweat. 1396 01:00:45.020 --> 01:00:47.960 -And... and it's also vegan -Hmm. 1397 01:00:47.990 --> 01:00:49.460 so you can eat them. 1398 01:00:50.230 --> 01:00:53.270 And then these are made from pork, 1399 01:00:53.300 --> 01:00:55.900 but these are from eyelashes. 1400 01:00:57.570 --> 01:00:59.640 Perfect. You're the best. 1401 01:01:02.010 --> 01:01:03.180 I'm done with acting. 1402 01:01:04.510 --> 01:01:07.550 I am. The profession's ridiculous. 1403 01:01:07.580 --> 01:01:11.120 I'm tired of wanting validation and never getting it. 1404 01:01:11.550 --> 01:01:12.550 I'm old. 1405 01:01:13.020 --> 01:01:14.050 I just can't do it anymore. 1406 01:01:16.120 --> 01:01:20.230 If you don't love it, don't do it. 1407 01:01:21.290 --> 01:01:23.160 Aren't you going to tell me I shouldn't quit? 1408 01:01:23.360 --> 01:01:24.700 You shouldn't quit. 1409 01:01:24.730 --> 01:01:25.930 Why not? 1410 01:01:26.530 --> 01:01:27.700 Because you're so good. 1411 01:01:29.000 --> 01:01:30.070 Well, I'm still quitting. 1412 01:01:30.100 --> 01:01:31.140 Who gives a shit, really? 1413 01:01:32.000 --> 01:01:33.110 I thought I loved it. 1414 01:01:34.110 --> 01:01:35.110 I don't. 1415 01:01:36.540 --> 01:01:38.480 I think I just wanted to become famous. 1416 01:01:44.550 --> 01:01:47.220 She used to look at me like, "Are you done yet?" 1417 01:01:48.790 --> 01:01:50.120 Now, what if I can't write? 1418 01:01:51.390 --> 01:01:52.520 I mean, what, I'm going to work in a pot store my whole life? 1419 01:01:53.560 --> 01:01:55.090 Why don't you let us read it? 1420 01:01:55.130 --> 01:01:56.700 It's not done yet. 1421 01:01:57.130 --> 01:01:59.200 If I'm ever done, I will let you read it. 1422 01:01:59.230 --> 01:02:01.700 But right now, just getting to the end 1423 01:02:01.730 --> 01:02:03.570 is going to feel like a huge accomplishment. 1424 01:02:03.600 --> 01:02:05.470 Honey, because it is a huge accomplishment. 1425 01:02:05.500 --> 01:02:07.010 I bet it's going to be terrific. 1426 01:02:07.040 --> 01:02:08.510 You don't know that. It might stink. 1427 01:02:09.580 --> 01:02:12.640 Yeah, yeah, it'll probably stink. 1428 01:02:12.680 --> 01:02:13.650 Why do you do that? 1429 01:02:14.610 --> 01:02:16.420 -Do what? -You haven't read it. 1430 01:02:16.450 --> 01:02:18.350 Just let it be shitty if it's shitty. 1431 01:02:19.520 --> 01:02:21.550 Hey, what's going on with you? What-- What is this? 1432 01:02:22.050 --> 01:02:24.160 You're always expecting the best from me. 1433 01:02:25.660 --> 01:02:26.660 You're welcome? 1434 01:02:28.160 --> 01:02:30.500 Do you remember when you said I was a great swimmer 1435 01:02:30.700 --> 01:02:32.560 and you enrolled me in that advanced class? 1436 01:02:32.600 --> 01:02:34.630 -Oh, boy. -I wasn't a great swimmer. 1437 01:02:35.370 --> 01:02:37.670 I kept telling you that. I was average. 1438 01:02:38.270 --> 01:02:40.770 My teacher even said I should take a beginner class. 1439 01:02:41.170 --> 01:02:42.410 -She did? -Yeah, 1440 01:02:42.640 --> 01:02:44.440 it was-- it was mortifying. 1441 01:02:44.810 --> 01:02:47.410 But worse than that, I didn't know who to believe. 1442 01:02:48.350 --> 01:02:49.820 I knew that I wasn't good, 1443 01:02:49.850 --> 01:02:52.280 but my mom was saying I was. 1444 01:02:52.320 --> 01:02:53.550 So, was I good? 1445 01:02:54.320 --> 01:02:55.590 Or is my mom a liar? 1446 01:02:56.420 --> 01:02:58.060 Well, why did I think you were good? 1447 01:02:58.420 --> 01:02:59.420 You didn't. 1448 01:02:59.790 --> 01:03:01.530 You wanted me to think I was. 1449 01:03:02.800 --> 01:03:05.130 Maybe I thought you could be good 1450 01:03:05.160 --> 01:03:07.130 and I was just being encouraging. 1451 01:03:07.570 --> 01:03:09.330 Then it's like you set me up to fail. 1452 01:03:10.570 --> 01:03:13.710 Really? Okay. 1453 01:03:14.310 --> 01:03:16.210 Jeez, I'm sorry. 1454 01:03:16.580 --> 01:03:18.180 That's enough blaming. 1455 01:03:18.210 --> 01:03:19.550 -El, c'mon. -No, it's fine. Okay? 1456 01:03:19.580 --> 01:03:21.450 He should tell us these things. 1457 01:03:21.480 --> 01:03:22.780 I want to hear this. 1458 01:03:23.220 --> 01:03:25.280 Middle school. Remember my English teacher, 1459 01:03:25.320 --> 01:03:26.820 -Mr. Saap? -Yeah. 1460 01:03:26.850 --> 01:03:28.650 He gave me a C on some paper I wrote, 1461 01:03:28.690 --> 01:03:30.860 and I came home and I said I worked really hard on it. 1462 01:03:30.890 --> 01:03:32.060 I deserve better. 1463 01:03:33.530 --> 01:03:36.260 Okay. I don't remember this, but okay. 1464 01:03:36.300 --> 01:03:38.870 Well, you said, "Well, if you worked really hard on it, 1465 01:03:38.900 --> 01:03:40.400 "then you should've gotten a better grade." 1466 01:03:41.600 --> 01:03:43.570 So you went to the guy and convinced him to give me a B. 1467 01:03:44.900 --> 01:03:47.510 And the crime here is what exactly? 1468 01:03:47.540 --> 01:03:49.110 I didn't deserve the B. 1469 01:03:49.540 --> 01:03:50.880 I deserved the C. 1470 01:03:50.910 --> 01:03:52.510 But I didn't want you to know that. 1471 01:03:52.540 --> 01:03:54.650 Hang on a second, Eliot. Come on. 1472 01:03:55.210 --> 01:03:58.550 You told me you deserved a better grade, right? 1473 01:03:58.580 --> 01:04:00.250 And I believed you. 1474 01:04:00.290 --> 01:04:02.620 So, actually, in this case, 1475 01:04:02.650 --> 01:04:04.790 you were setting me up, right, honey? 1476 01:04:04.820 --> 01:04:06.490 Mom, I was a child. 1477 01:04:07.830 --> 01:04:10.800 I wasn't a good swimmer. I wasn't a good student. 1478 01:04:10.830 --> 01:04:13.530 Eliot, she was trying to be supportive. 1479 01:04:13.570 --> 01:04:16.170 It's what parents do. They try to support their kids. 1480 01:04:16.200 --> 01:04:19.240 But then I grew up with this... with this strange feeling, 1481 01:04:19.270 --> 01:04:22.170 like I'm better than everyone else. 1482 01:04:22.210 --> 01:04:24.710 Like I was looking at myself through your eyes. 1483 01:04:26.210 --> 01:04:30.380 And then suddenly I realized I'm not the things you say I am. 1484 01:04:31.420 --> 01:04:32.550 Oh, sweetie pie. 1485 01:04:33.820 --> 01:04:35.550 I honestly think you did those things because you felt guilty. 1486 01:04:35.860 --> 01:04:37.120 Feel guilty. 1487 01:04:37.760 --> 01:04:39.160 For what? 1488 01:04:40.260 --> 01:04:41.360 Because you guys care about each other more than me. 1489 01:04:42.630 --> 01:04:43.860 -What? -What? 1490 01:04:44.860 --> 01:04:48.430 Eliot, how can you possibly think that? 1491 01:04:48.700 --> 01:04:50.870 That is so not true. 1492 01:04:52.200 --> 01:04:54.410 I care about you more than anything. 1493 01:04:54.440 --> 01:04:55.410 Yeah. 1494 01:04:56.580 --> 01:04:57.840 Then why do I always feel like a third fucking wheel? 1495 01:05:01.310 --> 01:05:02.710 -Eliot. -Oh, honey. 1496 01:05:02.750 --> 01:05:04.650 I just, I need some space. 1497 01:05:06.650 --> 01:05:07.750 Oh. 1498 01:05:07.790 --> 01:05:09.790 Wow. 1499 01:05:11.460 --> 01:05:14.330 Oh, wow. 1500 01:05:15.560 --> 01:05:16.660 Fuck. 1501 01:05:26.840 --> 01:05:27.940 Seriously? 1502 01:05:29.980 --> 01:05:32.480 -After that? -After what? 1503 01:05:33.650 --> 01:05:35.780 Eliot just accused you of fucking him up 1504 01:05:35.820 --> 01:05:37.650 because you didn't treat him honestly. 1505 01:05:38.250 --> 01:05:40.950 And you're mad at me, for doing exactly the same thing. 1506 01:05:41.720 --> 01:05:43.660 I wasn't lying. I was encouraging. 1507 01:05:43.690 --> 01:05:44.790 I wasn't lying. 1508 01:05:44.820 --> 01:05:46.590 -I was encouraging. -That's not true. 1509 01:05:46.630 --> 01:05:48.360 You were lying to be encouraging. 1510 01:05:48.390 --> 01:05:50.230 No, supporting you felt more important. 1511 01:05:50.260 --> 01:05:51.260 I'm not a child. 1512 01:05:51.660 --> 01:05:53.700 Eliot was a child! 1513 01:05:55.470 --> 01:05:58.600 I didn't want him to feel like I felt growing up. 1514 01:05:58.940 --> 01:06:02.240 Well, I know, but you're... You're not your father. 1515 01:06:02.270 --> 01:06:05.410 Well, my mother. Okay? 1516 01:06:06.680 --> 01:06:09.580 Okay. Yeah, maybe a little. 1517 01:06:16.420 --> 01:06:18.520 I just really wanted you to like it. 1518 01:06:19.830 --> 01:06:20.830 I know. 1519 01:06:22.030 --> 01:06:25.000 Honestly, I don't care if I like your book. 1520 01:06:26.400 --> 01:06:28.470 That's not why I love you, Beth. 1521 01:06:29.400 --> 01:06:30.540 You're not your book. 1522 01:06:32.400 --> 01:06:35.040 Do you love Eliot because he might write a fantastic play? 1523 01:06:35.070 --> 01:06:37.810 -No, Don. I but... -I have to say this. I'm sorry. 1524 01:06:40.080 --> 01:06:41.350 You know, 1525 01:06:41.380 --> 01:06:43.620 this whole world is falling apart 1526 01:06:43.650 --> 01:06:45.020 and this is what's consuming you? 1527 01:06:45.050 --> 01:06:47.850 No. I know the whole world is falling apart. 1528 01:06:47.890 --> 01:06:49.290 Of course I know that. 1529 01:06:49.320 --> 01:06:51.490 But this is my world. 1530 01:06:51.520 --> 01:06:54.360 My small little narcissistic world 1531 01:06:54.390 --> 01:06:57.630 and... you know, I'm hurt. 1532 01:06:58.730 --> 01:07:01.270 Sorry. I trusted you. 1533 01:07:01.870 --> 01:07:03.340 I trust you. 1534 01:07:05.470 --> 01:07:08.410 Honey, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I... 1535 01:07:11.080 --> 01:07:13.850 Beth, haven't you ever lied to me? 1536 01:07:13.880 --> 01:07:16.980 Like, I don't know told me a white lie or... 1537 01:07:17.520 --> 01:07:19.620 -Well, yeah, I bet... -Yeah, and... 1538 01:07:19.650 --> 01:07:22.720 It didn't make you... Did it make you love me less? 1539 01:07:22.760 --> 01:07:24.690 Or, or lose respect for me? 1540 01:07:24.990 --> 01:07:26.930 No, it... This is not the same thing at all. 1541 01:07:26.960 --> 01:07:29.060 They just-- These were small things, you know, like... 1542 01:07:29.100 --> 01:07:31.860 There's no comparison. 1543 01:07:31.900 --> 01:07:35.370 Really honestly, it's not like your career, your work, or... 1544 01:07:35.400 --> 01:07:36.540 But like what? 1545 01:07:39.570 --> 01:07:41.340 Um... I don't know... 1546 01:07:41.940 --> 01:07:44.780 You bought me things that I pretended to like. 1547 01:07:44.810 --> 01:07:46.050 I mean nothing. 1548 01:07:46.580 --> 01:07:47.950 Oh, really? 1549 01:07:49.580 --> 01:07:50.780 Well, what things? 1550 01:08:05.970 --> 01:08:07.900 Oh, which ones? 1551 01:08:11.470 --> 01:08:13.670 All of them? You're kidding me. 1552 01:08:14.070 --> 01:08:15.670 What? What... 1553 01:08:16.810 --> 01:08:17.810 Uh-huh. 1554 01:08:18.740 --> 01:08:21.150 What, why didn't you tell me? What... 1555 01:08:21.180 --> 01:08:24.480 I did. I said I wanted these leaf earrings, 1556 01:08:24.750 --> 01:08:26.520 and then you kept... 1557 01:08:27.490 --> 01:08:30.120 buying me all of these leaf earrings. 1558 01:08:30.160 --> 01:08:32.930 But I've... I've seen you wearing them. 1559 01:08:32.960 --> 01:08:35.490 Of course, to, to make you happy. 1560 01:08:35.530 --> 01:08:36.700 -No. -Yeah. 1561 01:08:36.730 --> 01:08:38.100 To please you. 1562 01:08:42.200 --> 01:08:43.500 No, you know what? 1563 01:08:44.040 --> 01:08:46.740 You've given me things that I don't like. 1564 01:08:46.940 --> 01:08:48.710 -Oh. The wok? -No. 1565 01:08:49.510 --> 01:08:51.710 The last V-neck sweater you bought me? 1566 01:08:51.740 --> 01:08:53.510 It's like the third one. 1567 01:08:53.550 --> 01:08:55.180 Who doesn't like a cashmere sweater? 1568 01:08:55.210 --> 01:08:59.420 It's a V-neck. No man wants a V-neck we have nothing to show. 1569 01:09:00.520 --> 01:09:01.520 What? 1570 01:09:02.550 --> 01:09:04.690 What in the living hell are you talking about? 1571 01:09:05.690 --> 01:09:08.760 I don't have any cleavage, why would I wear a V-neck? 1572 01:09:09.130 --> 01:09:10.200 No, I'm serious. 1573 01:09:10.230 --> 01:09:12.770 Don, a V-neck goes like this, 1574 01:09:12.800 --> 01:09:13.830 -right? -Yeah. 1575 01:09:13.870 --> 01:09:15.670 And cleavage is like this. 1576 01:09:15.700 --> 01:09:18.600 Still, I just... I don't think I should be like showing my chest. 1577 01:09:18.640 --> 01:09:20.670 I mean, I'm not, like, on a yacht in the wind. 1578 01:09:20.710 --> 01:09:22.410 -You know I don't... -Oh, my God. 1579 01:09:25.850 --> 01:09:27.580 -You know what else? -Huh? 1580 01:09:27.850 --> 01:09:29.710 You've always told me what a great shrink I am. 1581 01:09:29.750 --> 01:09:31.650 -Yeah. -You have no idea. 1582 01:09:31.680 --> 01:09:32.820 -What? -Like, I might suck. 1583 01:09:32.850 --> 01:09:33.990 In fact, I do suck. 1584 01:09:35.190 --> 01:09:36.760 -No, that's not possible. -No, it's very, very possible. 1585 01:09:36.790 --> 01:09:37.860 Oh, really? 1586 01:09:38.820 --> 01:09:39.890 You want to tell me about it? 1587 01:09:40.090 --> 01:09:41.890 It's okay, and not now. 1588 01:09:46.000 --> 01:09:48.070 What are we gonna do about our boy? 1589 01:09:50.000 --> 01:09:51.100 I don't know. 1590 01:09:52.910 --> 01:09:54.510 Maybe you are a bad shrink. 1591 01:09:55.570 --> 01:09:56.570 Yeah. 1592 01:09:57.210 --> 01:09:59.210 -Yeah. -Oh... 1593 01:10:02.110 --> 01:10:05.080 So, that other agent wants to represent my book. 1594 01:10:05.120 --> 01:10:07.250 Which one? Are they any good? 1595 01:10:07.290 --> 01:10:08.960 -Oh, I hope so. -Tim Wilson. 1596 01:10:08.990 --> 01:10:11.860 Oh, just make sure they do a better job with it 1597 01:10:11.890 --> 01:10:12.960 than your last one. 1598 01:10:12.990 --> 01:10:14.860 Jesus, Mom. 1599 01:10:14.890 --> 01:10:16.000 What? 1600 01:10:16.030 --> 01:10:17.760 It should have done better. 1601 01:10:17.800 --> 01:10:19.770 Okay, but how does that help me? 1602 01:10:20.000 --> 01:10:21.730 Really, if you think about it? 1603 01:10:22.300 --> 01:10:26.070 You're so reactive. I'm just being honest. 1604 01:10:26.640 --> 01:10:28.980 They didn't do a good job marketing it. 1605 01:10:29.010 --> 01:10:30.080 Okay. 1606 01:10:31.080 --> 01:10:31.980 I didn't know you were an expert on marketing. 1607 01:10:32.780 --> 01:10:33.680 I'm-- I'm actually kind of confused 1608 01:10:33.710 --> 01:10:34.380 because I thought you were a secretary. 1609 01:10:35.650 --> 01:10:38.080 -Executive secretary. -Okay. 1610 01:10:38.120 --> 01:10:40.120 Anyway, I know things. 1611 01:10:42.760 --> 01:10:44.260 Okay? Yeah. 1612 01:10:44.290 --> 01:10:49.100 Well, I... I did have a book published, and it did okay. 1613 01:10:49.130 --> 01:10:52.000 And now it looks like I'm gonna have another book published. 1614 01:10:53.230 --> 01:10:57.000 - And I am so proud of you. - Yeah. 1615 01:10:58.140 --> 01:10:59.870 -My girl. -Yeah. 1616 01:11:01.940 --> 01:11:03.210 I like this couch. 1617 01:11:04.240 --> 01:11:06.750 -You do? -Yes. 1618 01:11:09.820 --> 01:11:11.920 I forgot to tell you. I want that shirt back. 1619 01:11:12.220 --> 01:11:14.720 -What shirt? -The nice one I gave you. 1620 01:11:14.950 --> 01:11:16.120 The one you never wear? 1621 01:11:16.320 --> 01:11:17.990 It doesn't matter if I never wear it. 1622 01:11:18.020 --> 01:11:20.190 It's mine and I want it back. 1623 01:11:20.230 --> 01:11:21.560 Well, it's too late. 1624 01:11:22.590 --> 01:11:23.200 Cause I dropped it off at the shelter already. 1625 01:11:23.700 --> 01:11:24.260 Why'd you do that? 1626 01:11:24.900 --> 01:11:25.830 Because I... you gave it-- 1627 01:11:26.700 --> 01:11:27.230 -Good morning. Hi there. -Good morning. 1628 01:11:27.270 --> 01:11:28.770 -Hi. -Good morning. 1629 01:11:30.270 --> 01:11:31.770 All right... 1630 01:11:33.210 --> 01:11:35.940 -How are you today, Georgia? -Not good. 1631 01:11:36.210 --> 01:11:38.210 So many things hurt me. 1632 01:11:38.240 --> 01:11:40.210 -Her leg is worse. -Okay... 1633 01:11:40.250 --> 01:11:41.850 I can speak for myself. 1634 01:11:41.880 --> 01:11:42.980 Oh, okay, great. 1635 01:11:43.780 --> 01:11:46.190 Look at, you're so young and cute... 1636 01:11:46.220 --> 01:11:48.290 And already a doctor. 1637 01:11:48.320 --> 01:11:49.790 Isn't that impressive? 1638 01:11:49.820 --> 01:11:51.790 It's just... it's mind blowing, Mom. 1639 01:11:51.820 --> 01:11:53.690 Thank you. But I'm not as young as I look. 1640 01:11:54.090 --> 01:11:56.130 -How old are you? -Mommy, c'mon. 1641 01:11:56.160 --> 01:11:57.600 Before I examine you, 1642 01:11:58.760 --> 01:11:59.930 I have something I'd like to get out of the way first. 1643 01:11:59.970 --> 01:12:01.000 Mm... 1644 01:12:02.070 --> 01:12:03.140 There are many expenses to running this practice, 1645 01:12:03.940 --> 01:12:04.900 and they're making it impossible 1646 01:12:04.940 --> 01:12:07.340 for me to spend quality time with each patient. 1647 01:12:07.370 --> 01:12:11.640 Mmm, Dr. Weinstein spent a lot of time with me. 1648 01:12:11.680 --> 01:12:14.280 Yes, but he's retired. 1649 01:12:14.750 --> 01:12:16.750 My practice is very busy. 1650 01:12:16.780 --> 01:12:20.850 So this office needs to start charging a concierge fee. 1651 01:12:20.890 --> 01:12:22.790 It's unfortunate, but necessary. 1652 01:12:22.820 --> 01:12:24.760 -Uh-huh. -Are you aware of what that is? 1653 01:12:24.990 --> 01:12:28.130 You park my car. I don't have a car. 1654 01:12:28.160 --> 01:12:29.300 Let me explain. 1655 01:12:30.430 --> 01:12:32.870 Once a year, you pay $800 to receive the best care. 1656 01:12:34.730 --> 01:12:36.800 That sounds like a deal. 1657 01:12:36.840 --> 01:12:37.840 Well, but it's... 1658 01:12:38.740 --> 01:12:40.010 It's not including the regular charges. 1659 01:12:40.340 --> 01:12:42.140 I see. Um... 1660 01:12:42.670 --> 01:12:44.140 Well, of course, 1661 01:12:44.180 --> 01:12:47.150 I'll pay the concierge fee if that's what's needed. 1662 01:12:47.350 --> 01:12:49.180 Terrific. I wouldn't want 1663 01:12:49.220 --> 01:12:50.880 -to lose you as a patient. -Uh-huh... 1664 01:12:51.080 --> 01:12:52.820 Now for your exam. 1665 01:12:53.020 --> 01:12:55.690 Okay. Well, I'll give you your privacy. 1666 01:12:55.920 --> 01:12:57.320 -Good to see ya. -Good to see you. 1667 01:12:57.360 --> 01:12:59.360 - I have your purse. - Where's my purse? 1668 01:12:59.390 --> 01:13:01.760 -I have your purse. -Take care of my purse. 1669 01:13:01.790 --> 01:13:03.130 I got it, Mom. I have your purse. 1670 01:13:03.160 --> 01:13:04.230 -I'll be right here. -I've got it. 1671 01:13:07.400 --> 01:13:08.730 Thank you. 1672 01:13:09.400 --> 01:13:11.640 Ah... 1673 01:13:12.140 --> 01:13:14.710 I'm so glad this place is still here. 1674 01:13:14.740 --> 01:13:16.440 They make the best tuna fish. 1675 01:13:16.480 --> 01:13:17.780 Yeah. 1676 01:13:19.110 --> 01:13:22.680 - This menu is filthy. - I know. 1677 01:13:22.710 --> 01:13:24.980 Under the plastic, it's filthy. 1678 01:13:25.020 --> 01:13:26.250 Completely. It smells bad, too. 1679 01:13:27.150 --> 01:13:30.660 Oh... I have to get another doctor. 1680 01:13:30.960 --> 01:13:34.990 I mean, if she thinks that I'm going to pay her $800 1681 01:13:35.030 --> 01:13:37.900 so she can have all that fancy-schmancy furniture, 1682 01:13:37.930 --> 01:13:40.170 -she's nuts. -Yeah, I figured. 1683 01:13:40.730 --> 01:13:42.800 I figured, mama, I figured. 1684 01:13:42.840 --> 01:13:44.100 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1685 01:13:48.340 --> 01:13:50.740 -Take care. -See you soon. 1686 01:13:53.780 --> 01:13:56.050 Hey Jim... Um, c'mon in. 1687 01:13:58.920 --> 01:14:00.020 Hi... 1688 01:14:02.020 --> 01:14:02.990 Okay. 1689 01:14:04.320 --> 01:14:07.460 If I'm in therapy when I'm that age, kill me. 1690 01:14:08.060 --> 01:14:10.130 I, uh... I find it admirable. 1691 01:14:11.230 --> 01:14:14.500 It's pathetic, guy's going to drop dead in five seconds. 1692 01:14:14.530 --> 01:14:16.300 What, he's going to change? 1693 01:14:17.070 --> 01:14:18.700 I don't know, maybe. 1694 01:14:19.040 --> 01:14:20.440 Before we get started, 1695 01:14:20.470 --> 01:14:22.140 I want to talk to you about something. 1696 01:14:22.470 --> 01:14:23.740 Okay. 1697 01:14:23.780 --> 01:14:25.740 At the end of our last session 1698 01:14:25.780 --> 01:14:29.220 and the previous zoom session, um... right as we finished, 1699 01:14:29.250 --> 01:14:31.880 uh, I... overheard you say some things 1700 01:14:31.920 --> 01:14:34.390 which... uh, expressed your frustration with me. 1701 01:14:35.850 --> 01:14:37.120 I didn't do that. 1702 01:14:45.900 --> 01:14:47.030 Okay. 1703 01:14:47.900 --> 01:14:49.240 We can move on. 1704 01:14:49.840 --> 01:14:51.470 What would you like to talk about today? 1705 01:14:52.970 --> 01:14:55.070 My brother and sister are still not 1706 01:14:55.940 --> 01:14:58.240 really talking to me and I don't... 1707 01:14:58.540 --> 01:15:00.080 Know what to do about it. 1708 01:15:00.910 --> 01:15:03.020 Huh, I have an idea. 1709 01:15:03.420 --> 01:15:05.020 -Thank God. -Um... 1710 01:15:05.550 --> 01:15:07.250 Why don't you do something for your siblings 1711 01:15:07.290 --> 01:15:09.920 so that, um, they can help your father. 1712 01:15:09.960 --> 01:15:12.490 It might help, you know, repair things with them a bit. 1713 01:15:13.190 --> 01:15:14.790 Okay, like what? 1714 01:15:15.090 --> 01:15:17.900 Um... I don't know, do they have kids or... 1715 01:15:17.930 --> 01:15:19.160 Yeah, my sister does. 1716 01:15:20.430 --> 01:15:22.430 Okay, maybe watch your sister's kids so that she can help him. 1717 01:15:22.870 --> 01:15:24.940 -She has a nanny. -Um... Um... 1718 01:15:24.970 --> 01:15:26.870 Go food shopping, something... 1719 01:15:26.910 --> 01:15:29.380 Maybe ask her what she...she needs. 1720 01:15:29.410 --> 01:15:32.010 And, you know, you can do the same for your brother. 1721 01:15:33.910 --> 01:15:37.050 Yeah. Um... 1722 01:15:37.880 --> 01:15:39.050 That's a good idea. 1723 01:15:39.550 --> 01:15:42.090 I can, uh... Maybe I'll try that. 1724 01:15:42.490 --> 01:15:43.790 Okay. 1725 01:15:46.460 --> 01:15:48.560 -Uh, see you next week. -See ya. 1726 01:16:06.510 --> 01:16:07.480 Hi, darling. 1727 01:16:07.510 --> 01:16:08.880 Mom, what are you doing here? 1728 01:16:10.050 --> 01:16:12.550 Would it be weird if I bought pot from you? 1729 01:16:13.420 --> 01:16:16.160 - No. - Don't take my donuts. 1730 01:16:19.090 --> 01:16:20.560 -What do you want? -Um... 1731 01:16:21.030 --> 01:16:24.030 I don't know, something to make life worth living. 1732 01:16:24.360 --> 01:16:25.560 -I got that. -Okay. 1733 01:16:27.530 --> 01:16:29.170 -Hi. -So, hey... 1734 01:16:29.640 --> 01:16:31.540 Eliot tells me you're a writer too. 1735 01:16:32.000 --> 01:16:33.910 Oh, yeah, I am. Books. 1736 01:16:33.940 --> 01:16:35.010 -Cool. -Um-hmm... 1737 01:16:36.080 --> 01:16:37.410 Well, if you ever write a screenplay, let me know. 1738 01:16:37.440 --> 01:16:39.110 I'm an executive producer. 1739 01:16:39.140 --> 01:16:41.310 Oh, wow. Okay, great. 1740 01:16:41.350 --> 01:16:43.320 -Thank you so much. -Try these. 1741 01:16:43.350 --> 01:16:44.320 -Okay. -Hey. 1742 01:16:45.180 --> 01:16:46.320 -Gummies. -How can I help you guys? 1743 01:16:47.220 --> 01:16:47.990 Just checking out the wares, you know. 1744 01:16:48.890 --> 01:16:49.890 Eliot, look at these guys. 1745 01:16:49.920 --> 01:16:50.890 Are you kidding me, 1746 01:16:50.920 --> 01:16:52.020 -why do you work here? -Enough. 1747 01:16:52.060 --> 01:16:53.330 Everybody on the floor! 1748 01:16:53.360 --> 01:16:55.090 -Oh shit! -Stay down. 1749 01:16:55.360 --> 01:16:57.330 Get some vapes. Some flavored ones. 1750 01:16:57.360 --> 01:16:59.130 - Come here. - And some bags. 1751 01:16:59.160 --> 01:17:01.000 Those gummies, wait are those indica? 1752 01:17:01.030 --> 01:17:03.170 -I don't know. -Just indica, idiot. 1753 01:17:03.200 --> 01:17:04.600 This is a hybrid. Is that okay? 1754 01:17:04.640 --> 01:17:08.270 Whatever. Hurry up! Where's the money? 1755 01:17:08.310 --> 01:17:09.640 It's in a box. 1756 01:17:09.680 --> 01:17:10.980 - Give it to me! - No. 1757 01:17:12.240 --> 01:17:13.610 All right, I can help you find what you need if...if you want. 1758 01:17:13.650 --> 01:17:15.110 Hurry up. C'mon! 1759 01:17:15.450 --> 01:17:17.280 Get up and give me the money. 1760 01:17:17.720 --> 01:17:19.050 Just give it... 1761 01:17:20.120 --> 01:17:22.020 -Okay, move. That's it. -Mom, you're not helping. 1762 01:17:31.100 --> 01:17:33.100 Oh, my God. 1763 01:17:33.630 --> 01:17:35.430 - Oh, God. - Holy crap. 1764 01:17:36.300 --> 01:17:37.600 That was really fucked up. 1765 01:17:37.640 --> 01:17:39.370 Is everybody okay? Are you guys okay? 1766 01:17:39.410 --> 01:17:40.570 -Are you okay? -Are you okay? 1767 01:17:40.610 --> 01:17:42.510 -Yeah. -Oh, my God. 1768 01:17:48.010 --> 01:17:49.480 We're okay. 1769 01:17:49.520 --> 01:17:51.350 I love you so much. 1770 01:17:51.380 --> 01:17:52.580 I know you do. 1771 01:17:56.260 --> 01:17:58.260 I've never been so scared in my life. 1772 01:17:58.290 --> 01:18:00.630 You know, I've never seen a gun before. 1773 01:18:00.660 --> 01:18:01.990 Oh, honey... 1774 01:18:02.030 --> 01:18:04.000 I mean, like that, you know. 1775 01:18:04.360 --> 01:18:08.070 Thank, just... just thank God you're both okay. 1776 01:18:08.100 --> 01:18:10.400 Okay, so then we go to the police afterwards, right? 1777 01:18:10.440 --> 01:18:12.600 And I give them a description 1778 01:18:12.640 --> 01:18:15.540 of these guys and they didn't give a shit at all. 1779 01:18:15.570 --> 01:18:17.540 Can you imagine? That, like... 1780 01:18:17.580 --> 01:18:19.510 -Oh, come here, come here. -Yeah. 1781 01:18:22.010 --> 01:18:24.220 God, it's so hot in here. I'm sweating. 1782 01:18:24.250 --> 01:18:25.180 -Can you get off of me. -Sorry. 1783 01:18:26.150 --> 01:18:28.220 I don't know, why do you make it so hot in here? 1784 01:18:28.250 --> 01:18:31.360 Uh, I kind of feel like it washes my face off. 1785 01:18:31.590 --> 01:18:32.690 Hmm... 1786 01:18:33.260 --> 01:18:35.360 Don't wash it off. It's a nice face. 1787 01:18:35.800 --> 01:18:38.230 Can you pass me my toothbrush? 1788 01:18:38.260 --> 01:18:39.300 Yeah. 1789 01:18:41.130 --> 01:18:43.000 Have you thought about what I said? 1790 01:18:44.300 --> 01:18:46.440 Um... Yeah. 1791 01:18:47.640 --> 01:18:50.340 I think if you want to do it. You should do it. 1792 01:18:50.680 --> 01:18:52.210 You telling me the truth? 1793 01:18:52.240 --> 01:18:54.250 You don't, um-- You don't think I'm crazy? 1794 01:18:54.650 --> 01:18:58.180 Honey, I actually do think you're a little bit crazy but... 1795 01:18:58.450 --> 01:19:03.190 So, you're...you're okay if I... if I do it? 1796 01:19:04.120 --> 01:19:06.730 Uh-huh. I really do support you. 1797 01:19:07.830 --> 01:19:09.030 Okay. 1798 01:19:10.230 --> 01:19:12.100 -Thank you. Yeah. -Uh-huh. 1799 01:19:12.130 --> 01:19:13.430 Yeah, I want your support. 1800 01:19:14.070 --> 01:19:15.200 You got it. 1801 01:19:17.400 --> 01:19:20.640 Yeah, she was so happy about that crazy lamp, it just... 1802 01:19:21.210 --> 01:19:23.140 scared the shit out of me. 1803 01:19:23.180 --> 01:19:27.210 Made me realize that I just need to do something else. 1804 01:19:27.250 --> 01:19:28.750 I don't know, something meaningful. 1805 01:19:28.780 --> 01:19:31.050 No, what you do is kind of meaningful. 1806 01:19:32.080 --> 01:19:34.020 -To who? -No one. 1807 01:19:34.320 --> 01:19:36.460 -Shut up. -I'm kidding. 1808 01:19:36.490 --> 01:19:38.060 Hi, Eileen. 1809 01:19:39.220 --> 01:19:40.660 I like this. 1810 01:19:41.090 --> 01:19:42.090 Oh. 1811 01:19:44.200 --> 01:19:45.200 Really? 1812 01:19:45.730 --> 01:19:46.800 But she... 1813 01:19:47.800 --> 01:19:49.400 You know what, Eileen? 1814 01:19:50.240 --> 01:19:51.600 I'm going to be straight with you. 1815 01:19:51.640 --> 01:19:55.040 This is just not the best one for you. 1816 01:19:55.440 --> 01:19:59.040 You know, what I think would be so perfect is this. 1817 01:19:59.340 --> 01:20:01.710 That's an awful color and pattern. 1818 01:20:01.750 --> 01:20:03.780 - Well. - Yeah. Yeah. 1819 01:20:07.290 --> 01:20:10.190 Ooh. I love that for you. 1820 01:20:10.420 --> 01:20:12.220 -Me too. -That's so great. 1821 01:20:12.560 --> 01:20:14.190 -Thank you. -Screams you. 1822 01:20:15.290 --> 01:20:17.400 We are too nice to our mother. 1823 01:20:17.430 --> 01:20:18.530 I know. 1824 01:21:21.330 --> 01:21:23.530 - Here she is. - Sorry. 1825 01:21:23.760 --> 01:21:25.800 -Did you guys order? -No, we waited. 1826 01:21:25.830 --> 01:21:27.570 Oh, you didn't have to do that. 1827 01:21:27.600 --> 01:21:28.840 Yeah, of course. 1828 01:21:29.640 --> 01:21:32.240 Ah. Champagne. 1829 01:21:32.500 --> 01:21:34.240 -Hey. -Hey. 1830 01:21:34.740 --> 01:21:37.210 - Happy Anniversary. - Oh... 1831 01:21:38.240 --> 01:21:39.780 Happy Anniversary. 1832 01:21:39.810 --> 01:21:40.910 Happy Anniversary. 1833 01:21:41.510 --> 01:21:43.220 I can't believe you're still married. 1834 01:21:43.580 --> 01:21:45.220 -What the fuck, Eliot? -Cheers. 1835 01:21:45.250 --> 01:21:46.520 -Weird. -Cheers. 1836 01:21:46.550 --> 01:21:47.550 Cheers. 1837 01:21:49.250 --> 01:21:52.860 - Oh, a little something... - Oh... 1838 01:21:53.360 --> 01:21:57.560 Presents, already? Goodness me. 1839 01:21:57.600 --> 01:21:58.730 Hmm. 1840 01:22:03.570 --> 01:22:04.570 No... 1841 01:22:07.010 --> 01:22:09.640 No way. Good one. 1842 01:22:09.680 --> 01:22:12.510 All right. Here's your gifty. 1843 01:22:12.540 --> 01:22:13.950 -Oh, wow. -Yeah. 1844 01:22:14.450 --> 01:22:15.920 You're gonna put me to shame. 1845 01:22:17.820 --> 01:22:20.290 Ah... No! 1846 01:22:22.250 --> 01:22:24.420 I cannot believe we had the same idea. 1847 01:22:24.460 --> 01:22:27.230 -What's going on? -Um... 1848 01:22:27.260 --> 01:22:29.460 -It's a little inside joke. -Yeah. 1849 01:22:29.490 --> 01:22:30.700 Oh, fabulous. 1850 01:22:31.800 --> 01:22:33.470 Every year we give each other the same wrong thing, 1851 01:22:33.500 --> 01:22:35.600 and so... we just thought we would... 1852 01:22:35.630 --> 01:22:38.500 recycle the same wrong thing, huh? Yeah. 1853 01:22:38.540 --> 01:22:39.910 That's adorable. 1854 01:22:39.940 --> 01:22:41.570 Do, uh... Do you want it? 1855 01:22:43.340 --> 01:22:45.710 - No, it's a V-neck. - Oh, Jesus. 1856 01:22:47.750 --> 01:22:49.310 You've done some-- 1857 01:22:49.510 --> 01:22:51.480 some hard work in this room over the years. 1858 01:22:52.480 --> 01:22:53.720 I'm gonna miss you. 1859 01:22:53.750 --> 01:22:55.450 You've been with me through... 1860 01:22:55.960 --> 01:22:58.660 Two divorces, my crazy kids, 1861 01:22:59.760 --> 01:23:00.990 my cancer. 1862 01:23:01.030 --> 01:23:03.030 It's been an honor. Truly. 1863 01:23:03.060 --> 01:23:04.560 For me as well. 1864 01:23:05.330 --> 01:23:06.570 Can't believe I'm done. 1865 01:23:07.730 --> 01:23:09.330 You can always come back. 1866 01:23:10.070 --> 01:23:11.940 You're way too expensive. 1867 01:23:16.910 --> 01:23:18.610 I was just meeting with Nolan. 1868 01:23:19.680 --> 01:23:20.910 Oh, what'd he say? 1869 01:23:20.950 --> 01:23:22.920 He asked me to write him a few new songs. 1870 01:23:22.950 --> 01:23:24.380 That sounds good. 1871 01:23:24.650 --> 01:23:27.490 For free. Yeah... 1872 01:23:28.490 --> 01:23:30.290 I sent him 20 songs already. 1873 01:23:31.090 --> 01:23:32.860 Well, I guess none of them are quite right. 1874 01:23:33.460 --> 01:23:34.660 No... 1875 01:23:34.690 --> 01:23:36.030 -You did? -Hey, hey, hey. 1876 01:23:36.530 --> 01:23:37.700 Oh... 1877 01:23:38.360 --> 01:23:40.730 Honey, you were so fantastic. 1878 01:23:40.770 --> 01:23:43.370 - Really? - Remarkable. 1879 01:23:43.400 --> 01:23:44.300 Oh, my goodness 1880 01:23:44.340 --> 01:23:45.670 -you were so great. -Thank you, my love. 1881 01:23:45.700 --> 01:23:46.810 Where's Don? 1882 01:23:46.840 --> 01:23:48.070 Oh, he's not feeling well. 1883 01:23:48.110 --> 01:23:49.440 So, he's so sorry he couldn't make it. 1884 01:23:49.470 --> 01:23:50.940 -Yeah. -Oh, fuck him. 1885 01:23:50.980 --> 01:23:52.440 -Hey. You were great. -Thanks, Eliot. 1886 01:23:52.480 --> 01:23:53.480 -Thank you for coming. -Yeah. 1887 01:23:54.380 --> 01:23:55.580 -You guys enjoyed it? Yeah. -Loved it. 1888 01:23:55.610 --> 01:23:56.920 Aw, thank you my love. 1889 01:23:57.580 --> 01:24:00.350 Yo! There he is, the star. 1890 01:24:00.390 --> 01:24:02.050 -Nice job man. So good. -Awesome work. 1891 01:24:02.090 --> 01:24:04.060 -The Josh P. Pace. -I know. 1892 01:24:04.090 --> 01:24:05.490 -Hey, I always say it wrong. -Pais. 1893 01:24:05.520 --> 01:24:06.930 -Pais yeah... Yeah. -Pais. 1894 01:24:06.960 --> 01:24:08.460 - Did you have fun? - Excuse me? Excuse me? 1895 01:24:08.490 --> 01:24:09.900 -Yeah. -I thought the play was great. 1896 01:24:09.930 --> 01:24:11.800 -Can I take a picture with you? -Oh, my God. Yeah. 1897 01:24:11.830 --> 01:24:13.400 -Yeah, yeah c'mon in. -Yeah, it's great. 1898 01:24:13.630 --> 01:24:14.700 Yeah! 1899 01:24:15.100 --> 01:24:16.330 Can I too? 1900 01:24:17.340 --> 01:24:17.700 Yeah, just one second, one second, let me... 1901 01:24:18.370 --> 01:24:20.340 You must be so tired. 1902 01:24:20.370 --> 01:24:22.370 No, actually um... 1903 01:24:22.410 --> 01:24:25.310 I feel enlivened... 1904 01:24:25.510 --> 01:24:26.850 -By the performance. -Oh, yeah, sure. 1905 01:24:26.880 --> 01:24:27.980 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Pumped. 1906 01:24:29.020 --> 01:24:31.080 Do you have to do a long commute to get here? 1907 01:24:31.120 --> 01:24:32.480 Or do you just live nearby? 1908 01:24:32.520 --> 01:24:35.820 -Uh, just usually Uber. -Yeah, great. 1909 01:24:35.860 --> 01:24:37.020 All right... 1910 01:24:37.060 --> 01:24:38.490 Excuse me, thanks for coming. 1911 01:24:38.520 --> 01:24:39.660 Yeah. 1912 01:24:39.690 --> 01:24:41.390 Jesus Christ... 1913 01:24:41.630 --> 01:24:43.100 -I thought he was good. -Yeah. 1914 01:24:43.130 --> 01:24:44.560 I didn't know. I mean that, 1915 01:24:44.600 --> 01:24:46.360 I'd only ever seen him in that... 1916 01:24:46.400 --> 01:24:48.530 this, like, weird movie about a pumpkin. 1917 01:24:51.900 --> 01:24:53.640 I have something for you. 1918 01:24:54.040 --> 01:24:55.110 Yeah? 1919 01:24:56.040 --> 01:24:58.040 I finished. 1920 01:24:59.080 --> 01:25:02.650 -I know. Took me long enough. -No. Who cares? This... 1921 01:25:02.680 --> 01:25:03.850 This is a big deal. 1922 01:25:03.880 --> 01:25:05.450 -You know. You wrote a play! -Well... 1923 01:25:05.480 --> 01:25:08.520 It's a first draft. Remember. It's probably a mess. 1924 01:25:09.590 --> 01:25:11.860 Eliot, most first drafts are. Yeah. 1925 01:25:13.030 --> 01:25:14.930 Give one to Dad, yeah? 1926 01:25:16.100 --> 01:25:17.660 Tell him I hope he feels better. 1927 01:25:17.700 --> 01:25:18.870 Oh yeah, I will. 1928 01:25:19.100 --> 01:25:21.830 God, I can't wait. This is gonna be so... 1929 01:25:23.800 --> 01:25:26.370 -I can't wait. Yeah. -Yeah. 1930 01:25:28.110 --> 01:25:30.010 - Hey, Don? - Hey. 1931 01:25:30.540 --> 01:25:33.410 -Did you take 'em off? -Uh-huh, yeah. 1932 01:25:37.120 --> 01:25:38.820 -Wow. -Yeah. 1933 01:25:39.750 --> 01:25:41.390 What do you think? 1934 01:25:43.760 --> 01:25:46.590 Well, it's a little bruised... 1935 01:25:47.490 --> 01:25:48.760 Uh... 1936 01:25:49.130 --> 01:25:51.100 -Does it hurt? -A little. 1937 01:25:51.730 --> 01:25:53.730 Um, how does it look? 1938 01:25:54.630 --> 01:25:55.900 Uh... 1939 01:26:01.570 --> 01:26:02.570 Good. 1940 01:26:03.640 --> 01:26:06.110 -Good. I mean, not now. -Yeah? 1941 01:26:06.780 --> 01:26:08.480 -But... -No, it's gotta heal. 1942 01:26:08.510 --> 01:26:09.750 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1943 01:26:11.850 --> 01:26:13.190 You're gonna look great. 1944 01:26:14.250 --> 01:26:15.790 -Really? -Mmm. 1945 01:26:16.220 --> 01:26:18.060 You think I'll look better? 1946 01:26:18.520 --> 01:26:20.230 Oh, yeah, honey. 1947 01:26:20.260 --> 01:26:22.690 -You're gonna look so good. -Okay, good. 1948 01:26:22.730 --> 01:26:24.460 I think I'm gonna like it. It's... 1949 01:26:24.500 --> 01:26:25.770 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1950 01:26:25.800 --> 01:26:28.100 -Oh, I'm so glad. -Yeah, yeah. 1951 01:26:30.000 --> 01:26:31.040 Me too. 1952 01:26:34.510 --> 01:26:35.810 Yeah.