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- [beeps]
- [woman] Bro, remember Obama?
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[man] I do not. Who's that?
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[woman scoffs] Asshole. You do.
Cut it out, man.
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- [man] Barack Obama. Just hit me.
- [woman] Of course.
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Barack Hussein, which by the way
is the coldest middle name in the game.
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It's like if my middle name
was Gambino Crime Family.
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- It's just gangster. Come on, man.
- [man laughs]
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- I mean, he smoked Newports.
- [woman] Newports.
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[man] What else you gonna say?
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The president of the United States
was smoking Newports.
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I'm like, this is my guy.
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[woman] Bro, has to be.
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He's smoking the preferred cigarette
of crackheads across the globe.
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[man laughing]
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[woman] That's what I love about Barack,
is like, he's become such an icon.
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He's kind of like Jesus.
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Like, he could just be whatever
version of him you want him to be.
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- [man] Hmm.
- [Mo] My Barack does gay stuff sometimes.
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- [man laughing]
- [woman] Only when on coke.
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You know what I'm saying?
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He don't do a lot of coke,
just, like, a little bit off the nail.
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And just only when it's,
like, special occasions.
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Like a real big win.
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He's like, "I'mma do coke
and a little bit of gay stuff."
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[man] Does your Barack do coke
to excuse his gay stuff?
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- [woman] Of course.
- [man] Right.
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Then he just has an out at the end to go,
like, "I was on coke. It was fine."
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- [woman] Yeah.
- [man] Okay.
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But really he just
woke up that day wanting to do some stuff.
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- [woman] "Gonna do gay stuff."
- [man] Yeah.
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- [woman laughing] "Let me get a bump."
- [man chuckles] Yeah.
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- ["Chitty Bang" by Leikeli47 playing]
- [vocalizing]
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♪ Back again up in this motherfucker
Entertain us, all you motherfuckers… ♪
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[woman] Yo, yo, yo!
Welcome to The Mo and E-Z Show.
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I'm Mo, and to my left is my favorite Jew
with nothing to do, my boy E-Z.
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It was a better time, in general.
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{\an8}- 2014, bro. Just a good year.
- Unbelievable.
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{\an8}- Meek Mill was with Nicki.
- Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}Bobby Shmurda came out and went in.
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{\an8}- [chuckles]
- You had the Ice Bucket, uh, Challenge.
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{\an8}- [Mo] Yes, yes.
- [E-Z] What was that, ALS?
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{\an8}Dude, ALS is the most
paid disease of all time.
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{\an8}- [laughing]
- ALS made more than LeBron that year.
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{\an8}- ALS is on the boat with Jay and Beyoncé.
- [laughing] For sure.
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{\an8}They're like, "Let me
tell you what it's like to be rich."
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{\an8}♪ Ooh, chitty-chitty bang… ♪
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{\an8}The BLM movement, though,
is so serious right now.
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{\an8}It's everywhere, for sure.
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{\an8}This feels like they got the same people
who did marketing for Cuties and kale.
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{\an8}- [laughing]
- They're Blackening everything.
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{\an8}Black iCarly, Black Wonder Years,
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{\an8}which is set in the same time period,
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{\an8}and it's like, bro,
I don't wanna watch Black Kevin Arnold
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{\an8}gets sprayed by a hose
for a half an hour every friggin' Friday.
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{\an8}[laughing]
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{\an8}Yeah, I feel like once a Black person
won a gold medal for swimming,
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{\an8}it was pretty much a wrap
on race relations.
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{\an8}Yo, I saw a dude fencing in the Olympics,
a Black dude, this past Olympics.
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{\an8}- I was like, "Man, too much."
- [laughs] You're like, "Over the line."
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{\an8}- Over the line. Back up.
- [laughing]
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{\an8}Like, when they took
the Confederate flags out of NASCAR,
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{\an8}I was like, "Nah, let 'em have that."
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{\an8}You take too much too fast,
they be out looking for meat.
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{\an8}- [laughing]
- You know what I'm saying?
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[crowd singing in Hebrew]
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[singing continues]
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[singing continues]
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- Please be seated.
- [E-Z] Oh, my God.
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That was standing up for 45 minutes.
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- That was, like, the longest one.
- [woman] Shh!
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So we just finished widduy,
the confession,
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which we do in the plural.
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- We take responsibility…
- [woman 2 chuckles]
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Mom, why do I have to wear this dress,
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and he gets to dress
like he's at Summer Jam?
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[rabbi] …lives were created, but these…
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Ezra, where's your yarmulke?
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Oh, shit. Left it in the car.
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Okay. Honey, I'm not square, okay?
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Nobody thinks I'm square.
Everyone thinks I'm cool.
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- I'm hip.
- [groans]
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People think I'm a very youthful person.
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"I get it." You know, you're expressing
yourself with these illustrations.
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Graffiti all over your body. Okay, fine.
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But it is Yom Kippur, goddamn it.
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First of all, can you please stop saying
"I get it" and using air quotes?
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And second of all, when someone says,
"I'm cool. I get it,"
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they never are cool,
and they never get it.
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- You shouldn't have to say that.
- That's not true.
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You won't be able to be buried
in a Jewish cemetery.
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Bubby, I love you so much, respectfully,
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but I'll be dead.
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I don't give a shit
where I'm buried, respectfully.
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You can take my ashes,
and you can flush them down the urinal
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at Dodger Stadium, respectfully.
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Oh, so now
you're disrespecting the Dodgers?
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I wanna be buried next to Rihanna.
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- [mother] Rihanna?
- [man] Yeah.
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Okay, I'm gonna scrape
those tattoos off myself,
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and I'm gonna bury you
in a double-wide coffin with me.
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- Okay, how about that?
- Sounds good.
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Sounds good.
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[rabbi] …their children to bed…
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[mother sighs]
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Thanks for that. I appreciate it.
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You look like a dad
who lost his kid at Coachella.
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You look like the principal
of a Hebrew school version of Hogwarts.
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You look like a young Hulk Hogan.
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I have a question. What do you
and the rabbi talk about in the car
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on the way
to the rabbinical witch outlet store?
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Is it a lot of music?
Or is there heavy conversation?
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[hip-hop music playing]
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♪ Maybe sometime… ♪
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[chattering]
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[Ezra] Hi.
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- Ezra! [laughs]
- [Ezra] Hey, how are ya?
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- How are ya?
- How old are you?
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I'm… I'm 35 now.
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Got a girlfriend?
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No.
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You say that so cavalier,
like it's a bad thing.
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You don't like getting pussy?
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Well, hearing the word pussy
come out of your mouth
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does make me question
whether or not I like it.
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It's 2022!
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Maybe the kid enjoys
smoking the Hebrew Nationals.
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I know you're trying to be progressive,
but it's coming off crazy homophobic.
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But it's… it's good to see you.
And, uh, stay… stay alive.
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- [man] Hey, hey, bud, bud.
- Hey, Doc.
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Hi, how's your penis?
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Uh, I think it's… I think it's good.
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- Yeah, uh, listen, uh, come with me.
- I think--
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Let's go to the bathroom,
and, uh, we'll take a look, okay?
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- I'm good.
- No, no, it's fine. It's fine.
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Don't… don't worry. Uh, it's on the house.
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There's not gonna be a charge.
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- No, it's not the price that concerns me.
- Oh.
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- It's more the concept.
- I see.
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- You sure? We can go--
- [grandmother] Doctor!
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My teeth are getting crooked again.
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[doctor] Uh-huh.
If you open your mouth real wide.
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- [mother] Ezzy.
- [Ezra] Uh-huh.
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I want you to be chill right now.
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- But Kim Glassman is over there.
- Mm-hmm.
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And she is totally checking you out.
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- Right now, okay?
- Uh-huh.
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And she just completed
her doctorate at Harvard,
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and she is crazy lit.
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Right over there. You see her?
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Yeah, she just--
and she saw you point at her.
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- She didn't see.
- [Ezra] Yeah, she 100% percent saw.
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She's got it here, here,
the whole nine yards.
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Yeah, you like her body and her mind.
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- I do. I do.
- Okay.
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Yeah, I think, um, my old orthodontist
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just did some really weird
sexual shit with me just now.
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Who? Oh, Dr. Green?
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- Yeah, Dr. Green.
- Oh, yeah, he's in a lot of trouble.
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- He's in trouble?
- Yeah, he's in a lot of trouble.
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- Yeah.
- Okay, so that's like a thing?
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[inhales] Uh, well,
he hasn't been convicted.
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Totally. In the four seconds
I spoke with him,
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he tried to pull me
in the bathroom and look at my dick,
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so I'm just gonna say
I might support the accusers on this one.
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I will say that there is a legal system,
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and you have to have respect
for the legal system, Ezzy.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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You're backing him on this one.
All right, okay.
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Well, you know…
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Innocent until proven guilty.
I believe in that. I'm sure you do too.
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- Correct, and I think I'm gonna bounce.
- Right?
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- This has been a lot for one Yom Kippur.
- Honey. I love you.
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- I love you. You look great. Okay.
- I love my baby boy.
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♪ Feeling like I'm floating to the ceiling
Is it magic? ♪
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♪ Baby, tell me why you disappearing
This is magic ♪
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♪ I won't ever tell 'em how I did it
It was magic ♪
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♪ Can you imagine? ♪
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♪ Money in the mattress
Love the way I stack it ♪
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♪ I can make it rain blue… ♪
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So, um, your mom says you work in finance?
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Yes, I'm a broker.
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Well, that's, like, gotta be so exciting,
working with so much money all the time.
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Yeah, it's not really my dream job.
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Well, what is?
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You're gonna laugh if I tell you.
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- [laughs]
- Oh, God.
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You're not, like,
a Reiki instructor, are you?
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No. No, my homie and I, we have a podcast.
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[laughing]
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[clears throat] Seriously?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Well, what's it about?
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The culture.
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What culture?
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You know, the culture.
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Music, fashion, sports.
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I mean, you're a Jew from West LA.
What do you know about the culture?
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Maybe deli culture, but… [laughs]
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Hmm. [chuckles]
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- [continues laughing]
- Mm-hmm.
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[slurps]
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That's a good one.
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Honestly, I'm starting to think
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I'm never gonna meet
a woman who understands me.
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Bruh, you have got
to stop being so thirsty, man.
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It's disgusting!
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I don't think I've heard of a man ever
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who wanted to be
in a relationship so badly besides Drake.
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And I'm talking Views Drake.
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I feel like Views Drake.
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I feel like I'm alone
on a building in Toronto
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dangling my legs off,
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wondering what it's like
to feel companionship.
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That's the space I'm in.
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Well, I need you to dig deep down
in that little Jewish body of yours
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and pull out CLB Drake, okay?
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Certified Lover Boy energy
all through here.
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I don't have Certified Lover Boy energy,
Drake energy right now.
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I just don't. I'm… I'm literally…
I'm literally Take Care Drake.
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I'm at an Italian restaurant by myself
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with a bunch of chains,
drinking Manischewitz out of a goblet
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and wondering when the fuck is it my turn
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to feel, like,
deep happiness and connection.
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And if I'm being honest
about our friendship,
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I feel like you're being
a bit Pusha T right now towards me.
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00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:02,791
And I need you to be more Future to me.
229
00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:05,125
I need a collaboration instead of a diss.
230
00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,666
Well, maybe your ass
needs a bully right now, bro.
231
00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:09,333
Someone to push you around.
232
00:10:09,416 --> 00:10:11,166
You're not even giving me Take Care Drake.
233
00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:13,083
You're giving me
"Houstatlantavegas" Drake.
234
00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:15,750
I'm talking
crying over strippers, no beard,
235
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big upper lip.
236
00:10:17,541 --> 00:10:18,833
Get it together, dawg.
237
00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:22,625
You're right, I'm…
238
00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,166
I need to be more CLB Drake.
239
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,166
[Mo] You'll be all right.
240
00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:29,333
Just gotta find that person,
You know what I mean?
241
00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:32,333
Like, you need a shorty who surfs,
but also can Milly Rock.
242
00:10:32,416 --> 00:10:35,625
[hip-hop music playing]
♪ Doesn't mean we shouldn't try… ♪
243
00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:39,750
- Can I help you with that?
- [scoffs] Oh, my God. No, I'm good.
244
00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:42,583
Come on, why are you acting like this?
I feel like you blocked me.
245
00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:45,916
Um, I didn't block you, okay?
I don't do weird shit like that.
246
00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:49,541
- Well, did you change your phone number?
- [sighs] I did.
247
00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:51,750
Yo, you don't think that's weird?
248
00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:54,791
Chris, do you wanna know why
we really just don't work out together?
249
00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:57,458
Yeah, I'm… I'm really, really curious.
250
00:10:57,541 --> 00:10:59,416
'Cause you don't know how to keep it real.
251
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,666
You just say whatever
you think I wanna hear,
252
00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:02,750
and it feels fake.
253
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:06,083
And I don't really
feel seen by you in any way.
254
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,500
[scoffs] All I do is see you, girl.
255
00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:11,875
I'm always on your social media.
I'm staring at you right now.
256
00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:14,875
You know what?
It's like James Baldwin said.
257
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,958
"The most dangerous creation
of any society
258
00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:20,125
is the man who has nothing to lose."
259
00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:22,791
I don't have shit to lose
'cause I already lost you.
260
00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:25,833
[sighs] All right, gimme your phone.
261
00:11:25,916 --> 00:11:28,458
Girl, you had me out here sweating.
262
00:11:28,541 --> 00:11:32,916
It's so crazy because
my dad loves James Baldwin,
263
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,041
and that is,
like, one of his favorite quotes.
264
00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:38,958
And here's a text message
from my dad to you,
265
00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:40,750
telling you to tell me the same shit.
266
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:43,041
Your father and I are
in a book club together.
267
00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:44,125
- I don't--
- [woman] Peace.
268
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:46,125
- Bye, Chris.
- It's an information exchange.
269
00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:49,541
- [woman] Stay away from my house.
- We put each other onto different authors.
270
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:50,833
[engine turns over]
271
00:11:50,916 --> 00:11:52,416
- Ra-Ra.
- [woman] Stop calling me that!
272
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,083
- [Chris] Ra--
- [woman] It's so weird.
273
00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:56,625
- [hip-hop music playing]
- [vocalizing]
274
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,666
[men and women chattering]
275
00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:09,500
[man] My mom just bought some last night.
276
00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:13,458
[laughs] Here he is.
Biggest swinging dick in the West!
277
00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:14,625
[Ezra] There he is.
278
00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:18,541
Got his-- You have a big
swinging penis yourself there, my man.
279
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:24,708
The boss man.
280
00:12:24,791 --> 00:12:26,958
You made that exchange weird, Ezra.
281
00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,708
Goddamn it, all right.
What's done is done, right?
282
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,666
I'm… I'm not good with greetings, so…
283
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,250
Just throw back a "hey."
284
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,125
- Hey.
- Grease the wheel and say, "Hey."
285
00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:36,750
- Swing it up.
- [boss] "Hey, boss."
286
00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:38,291
- Hey, boss.
- "Champ. Killer."
287
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,416
"Dude." Not dude.
288
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:40,541
Big dick boss.
289
00:12:41,791 --> 00:12:43,000
Or whatever you wanna say.
290
00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:45,958
"Here he is,
biggest swinging dick in the West."
291
00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:48,000
There we go. You have a big penis.
292
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:50,750
- Fuck, dude, I'm sorry.
- I'm not even looking for a shake.
293
00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,166
You're belaboring a greeting.
294
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:53,333
Right.
295
00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:56,083
What if I said "great fucking weather"
to you, what would you say?
296
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,791
The weather's great for you too.
297
00:12:58,666 --> 00:12:59,750
You would say that?
298
00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:01,833
I don't know, I--
299
00:13:01,916 --> 00:13:03,916
Forget it.
Just… Just pick up the phone, come on.
300
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000
- I understand. Got it.
- We're burning time. Come on.
301
00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:07,833
- Pick it up.
- Let's go. Let's sell some stuff.
302
00:13:07,916 --> 00:13:08,875
You're the man.
303
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,333
- [boss] Giddyup.
- Let's go, baby.
304
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,541
Money, money, money, baby.
305
00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:17,333
["Gold Fronts" by Fousheé playing]
♪ They don't make enough paper… ♪
306
00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:20,208
[engine revs]
307
00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:22,083
- [GPS] Make a complete U-turn.
- [tires screech]
308
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:25,458
Then a sharp left turn,
then another U-turn.
309
00:13:25,541 --> 00:13:27,125
What? [scoffs]
310
00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:29,833
♪ They can't take my gold fronts
They can't take… ♪
311
00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:33,000
[GPS] Make a complete U-turn,
then a sharp left turn.
312
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,541
- Then another U-turn.
- What the fuck!
313
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:36,666
♪ That I just rolled up ♪
314
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:40,125
♪ They can't take my gold blunt
Can't tape my bullet holes up ♪
315
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:43,666
♪ Can't take my close-up
They can't break my hoes up… ♪
316
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:46,208
- [GPS] Make a complete U-turn, then--
- [screaming]
317
00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:48,583
- What the fuck! What are you doing?
- Get the fuck out!
318
00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:50,541
- Get out! Help! I'm being attacked!
- What?
319
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,458
- You're attacking me! Stop! Stop!
- Get out!
320
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,708
- Please, relax! Fine, okay!
- [whimpers]
321
00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:57,750
But you're not getting five stars.
This is fucked up.
322
00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:59,958
Fuck you. I'm not no Uber driver.
323
00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:02,166
You're not?
324
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,541
No, I'm not.
I'm on my way to work, weirdo.
325
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:07,000
- [GPS] Make a complete U-turn…
- [sighs] Oh, shit.
326
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:08,458
I am so sorry.
327
00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:09,708
No, you're not.
328
00:14:09,791 --> 00:14:12,333
You saw a Black woman
in an inexpensive car
329
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:15,166
and thought it was
your God-given white right
330
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,583
to get in my backseat
and tell me where to go.
331
00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:21,291
It's a tale as old as time
with your racist ass. Get out!
332
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:24,291
I know this seems like a racism.
333
00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:25,666
- [scoffs]
- But it's not.
334
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:29,833
My… My Uber driver is a Black woman
who drives a Mini Cooper.
335
00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:33,000
Her name is Hyacinth Ajanlekoko…
336
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,500
- Oh, wow.
- Butatembe.
337
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:35,833
- So…
- Okay.
338
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:39,875
So I guess Hyacinth-whatever
looks like me since we all look alike.
339
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:44,458
I mean, honestly,
fucking you guys are twins.
340
00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:49,416
{\an8}[woman] Oh, my God, wait.
She really does look like me.
341
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,875
Yeah, this is like a 23 and Me situation.
342
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,666
Like, I wanna introduce you guys.
343
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,666
- Okay…
- You're better looking for sure.
344
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:58,208
Sir, can you get out of my car, please?
Thank you.
345
00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:01,750
Look, look, look. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
346
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,750
[chuckles] This was insane.
347
00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:07,625
Let me make it up to you.
I know my way around Century City.
348
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,875
Let me get you where you're going.
349
00:15:10,666 --> 00:15:11,666
Who said I was lost?
350
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:15,083
[GPS] Make a complete U-turn,
then a sharp left turn,
351
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:16,875
then another U-turn.
352
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,166
- Look, okay, but can you hurry up?
- [chuckles]
353
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,250
Because I really cannot be late to work,
for real.
354
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,250
[Ezra] Of course.
355
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,500
- Just make a right at the light.
- Okay.
356
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,666
This ain't no
Driving Miss Daisy shit, okay?
357
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,416
- Okay.
- [woman] Don't kill me.
358
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,666
[Ezra] I'm not gonna kill you.
Please don't kill me.
359
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:33,750
- [woman] I'm not.
- [Ezra] You're the one who beat me.
360
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,458
[woman] I don't know you. Shit.
361
00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:37,208
[Ezra] My name is Ezra. What is your name?
362
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:38,375
[woman] Amira.
363
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:40,916
["Last Time That I Checc'd"
by Nipsey Hussle playing]
364
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,291
♪ It was no smut on my rep
Last time that I checked ♪
365
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:45,833
♪ I was selling zones in the set ♪
366
00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:48,541
♪ Make a quarter mil no sweat
Last time that I checked ♪
367
00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:52,250
♪ I'm the street's voice out West
Legendary self-made progress ♪
368
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:53,958
♪ Last time that I checked ♪
369
00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:56,083
♪ First you get the money
Last time that I checked ♪
370
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,125
[man] Who's Ezra?
371
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,541
Hello. Dang, why y'all up in my business?
372
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,375
[man] Why's your phone all up
in my business?
373
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:05,791
Ezra is somebody I met
that I'm going to lunch with.
374
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,916
What kind of name is Ezra?
375
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:11,750
Is he like
a third-generation civil rights activist
376
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:14,791
or keeping-the-peace ass nigga?
377
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:18,250
[chuckles] No, he's… he's white.
378
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,166
He's white?
379
00:16:20,541 --> 00:16:21,958
- Nigga!
- Shut up!
380
00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:24,625
I'm sorry. Just that's new for you.
381
00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:27,125
- I know.
- Sounds interesting.
382
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:31,125
Well, first of all, you know, don't let
Akbar find out about that. Jesus.
383
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,500
Well, for your information,
384
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:35,916
I don't date based off
of Daddy's approval, okay? I'm grown.
385
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,041
["The Payback" by James Brown playing]
386
00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:40,250
♪ Revenge ♪
387
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,333
♪ I'm mad! ♪
388
00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:45,375
♪ You get down with my girlfriend, huh ♪
389
00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:48,083
♪ That ain't right… ♪
390
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,208
[man] Okay, you're not tough.
391
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:53,833
Oh, hi, Daddy!
392
00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:55,208
- What's up?
- Gimme a kiss.
393
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,000
What's going on, boy?
394
00:16:58,541 --> 00:17:00,916
- Same thing.
- Yeah.
395
00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:05,375
Hey, now, is it my imagination,
396
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,125
or are Black folks' hair
getting curlier and curlier?
397
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:10,458
Look. Look at everybody's hair.
398
00:17:10,541 --> 00:17:12,458
Everybody in the place is all wavy.
399
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:15,125
Except for this nigga.
400
00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:18,416
I actually have
the nappiest hair in this place.
401
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,250
- [Amira clicks tongue]
- And I wear it proudly.
402
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:24,125
- [chuckling]
- How am I the darkest person in the room?
403
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:27,291
There's not one
tar-black nigga in this whole room.
404
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:28,750
And I mean, back in the day,
405
00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:30,958
that was what you saw
the most when you went in a room.
406
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:33,708
It was, you know, niggas everywhere.
Now you got…
407
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,958
Eventually everybody
gonna be looking like Bruno Mars.
408
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,416
A lot sooner than you think.
409
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,625
What that mean?
410
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,500
Gonna tell him about your date, Amira?
411
00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:46,041
- Shut up, Omar.
- [Omar] Oh, okay.
412
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:47,875
What you talking about? Chris?
413
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,916
Oh, no, Daddy, not Chris.
414
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,958
- No, not Chris.
- Not Chris.
415
00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:53,166
He's a Muslim, right?
416
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:56,833
Um, yes. He's African.
417
00:17:56,916 --> 00:17:59,458
- He's African.
- [Amira] He's definitely African.
418
00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:01,500
And, um, he's Muslim. I think so.
419
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:02,958
Is he Sunni or Nation?
420
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,458
S-Sunni.
421
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,541
Watch out for those brothers.
Yeah, they like Lakers fans.
422
00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:11,416
Don't know shit about basketball,
but love to be all up at Staples,
423
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,583
looking around at everybody,
trying to be seen.
424
00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:15,625
Isn't the Nation more like Laker fans,
425
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:18,041
'cause they're the ones
who just discovered the religion?
426
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,125
Shut up, stupid.
427
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:21,833
What you drinking?
428
00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:24,708
A tropical banana whip
with bee pollen. It's good.
429
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:26,583
Bee pollen? Why you need bee pollen?
430
00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,916
Bee pollen?
What, they ain't have no butterfly dust?
431
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,458
You know, I'm starting to hate the world
more and more each day.
432
00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:34,541
You know, this place used to be our thing.
433
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,291
Then white folks figured out
434
00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:40,166
that not only did Magic Johnson
and Dr. Sebi figure out how to cure AIDS,
435
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,541
but we also have
delicious patties and smoothies.
436
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:45,666
Yeah, but, like, shouldn't we be happy
that they're patronizing our business?
437
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,416
But at what cost, Amira?
438
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:51,875
Uh, financial freedom,
cultural empowerment, market expansion.
439
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:54,166
You know what? Somebody gonna
bust your teeth out one day.
440
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,500
[Amira chuckles]
441
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:57,958
You just make sure you pray with this guy.
442
00:18:58,041 --> 00:18:59,458
That's how I met your mother.
443
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:02,416
We prayed together, and we knew
we was meant for each other.
444
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,375
- [Amira] Mm-mm.
- Didn't you meet Mom at Pep Boys?
445
00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:06,750
Trying to return
a half used bottle of Fix-a-Flat?
446
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,000
No, I met your mother,
447
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:11,541
and we fell in love
through our mutual love of God and prayer.
448
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:13,625
- [Amira] Hmm.
- [father] I'm always telling y'all.
449
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:16,333
If you get your beliefs in line,
your heart's gonna follow.
450
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:18,166
Hmm.
451
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,166
So I just imagined the Pep Boys thing?
452
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,125
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
453
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:27,708
["Classic" by Meek Mill playing]
♪ Meek Milly's coming, Daddy ♪
454
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:31,041
♪ Hey! Spitting all this hot shit
Every single bar cool ♪
455
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,791
♪ Diamonds in the Rollie face
Animated cartoon ♪
456
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,791
♪ Call me Meek Milly
I don't play that shit ♪
457
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,875
- ♪ Right ♪
- ♪ I'm gonna rock this ball, man ♪
458
00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:39,375
♪ Like I make that shit ♪
459
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:42,166
♪ I've been front row Fashion Week
Looking like I'm in the show ♪
460
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,625
♪ Sitting in the foreign leather… ♪
461
00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:46,750
[chuckles] Hold up. You're dating
a "Black girl" Black girl?
462
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:50,333
I mean, I wouldn't put it that way.
463
00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:54,250
Yo, shut-- Bro, you bagged a real one?
464
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,958
This is crazy.
465
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:58,291
Wait a minute though.
This is way out of your league.
466
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,083
If this girl is what you say she is,
467
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,916
then I'm pretty sure she smells
like cocoa butter and expectations, bro.
468
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,416
- You may wanna slow down.
- What do you mean?
469
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,625
[Mo scoffs] I'm just saying,
I hope no one ends up dead.
470
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,666
Dead?
471
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,375
[scoffs] Yeah, dawg.
472
00:20:11,916 --> 00:20:13,250
In this social climate,
473
00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:16,208
with this much racial intensity
going on in this country now,
474
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,541
you chose to pull a move like that?
475
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:21,000
Bold, bro. Real bold.
476
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:23,000
I'm not pulling anything.
477
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:24,833
This isn't 'cause it's,
like, a hot new thing.
478
00:20:24,916 --> 00:20:27,958
I'm not talking about a tie-dye sweatsuit.
I'm talking about a person.
479
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:30,416
A woman who I met,
who I found interesting,
480
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:34,083
who's different than the other women that
I know, so I asked her out. Who cares?
481
00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:38,291
Yo, please tell me
you didn't buy a tie-dye sweatsuit.
482
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:39,833
Thank you.
483
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,875
- [Amira clears throat]
- [sighs]
484
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:45,708
You look great.
485
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,375
Oh, thank you.
486
00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:48,916
I like your fit.
487
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:52,541
Thank you. You don't look so bad yourself.
488
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,291
Are those Gucci slides?
489
00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:59,458
Yeah. Why? Are you trying to clown?
490
00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:03,916
No, I'm not trying to clown.
No, not at all. I think they're awesome.
491
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,500
And I actually think
they're the perfect shoe for a first date.
492
00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:08,750
Oh, this is date?
493
00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:13,416
Yeah. I mean, we're two adults,
494
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,666
at least one of us is interested
in getting to know the other one,
495
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:19,125
meeting at a specific place
at a designated time,
496
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:22,250
and I'm pretty sure if I asked Siri,
"Siri, what is a date?"
497
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,541
That would be the exact bar
she would spit back at me.
498
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:25,875
Bar? Okay.
499
00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:27,791
[chuckles] All right, Ezra.
500
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:31,291
- Trying to cap me up. Brave.
- [chuckles]
501
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:34,500
And I would never
talk shit on your slides.
502
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:36,875
If you like something, you like it.
503
00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:39,708
I don't think anybody
should be put in a box ever.
504
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:46,041
That's real. I agree with you.
505
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:49,208
["Stay High" by Childish Gambino
and Brittany Howard playing]
506
00:21:51,916 --> 00:21:53,458
[indistinct chattering]
507
00:21:53,541 --> 00:21:54,916
[laughing]
508
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
[Amira] …eats a blueberry
with a damn fork.
509
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,750
[chattering continues]
510
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:02,333
♪ And we hustle all day, don't we? ♪
511
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,333
♪ Yes, we do ♪
512
00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:07,916
♪ There comes a time ♪
513
00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:10,333
♪ There comes a time ♪
514
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:16,083
♪ At night, where we come play… ♪
515
00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:19,458
[chattering and laughing continue]
516
00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:22,500
♪ Laughing, hoping… ♪
517
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:23,958
[laughing]
518
00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:27,291
[laughing continues]
519
00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:32,875
♪ I just wanna stay high… ♪
520
00:22:35,791 --> 00:22:37,875
[chattering]
521
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:42,416
♪ With you ♪
522
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,375
♪ With you ♪
523
00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:48,250
♪ With you ♪
524
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,458
♪ With you ♪
525
00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:53,250
[Amira laughing] You know…
526
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:55,833
Oh, my God, it looks like a fort.
527
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,416
[Ezra] It's cute. You know
what we're doing? We're being cute!
528
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,500
- [Amira laughs] We're being cute! Oh, God!
- Yeah. [laughs]
529
00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:03,416
- [Amira] You're crazy.
- It's like a little tent.
530
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,250
[Amira] I've never done this before.
531
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:08,583
You've just never dated such
a creative blanket architect before.
532
00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:11,208
Never. I've never dated anybody so cute.
533
00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:13,041
[Ezra] Yes, come on, isn't it fun?
534
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,500
It's like we're in our own little world.
535
00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:18,166
It does feel like
we are in our own little world.
536
00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:22,458
Play some music. We need, like, a vibe.
537
00:23:22,541 --> 00:23:23,916
- [Ezra] Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
538
00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:26,750
Yeah. Any requests?
539
00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:28,291
No, I trust you.
540
00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:34,250
How about this?
541
00:23:34,875 --> 00:23:36,833
["Best Part" by Daniel Caesar
and H.E.R. playing]
542
00:23:40,916 --> 00:23:43,166
Oh, I love this song.
543
00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:45,791
You do?
544
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:47,000
[Amira] Mm-hmm.
545
00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:50,916
♪ You don't know, babe ♪ [echoing]
546
00:23:52,166 --> 00:23:55,250
♪ When you hold me ♪
547
00:23:55,333 --> 00:24:00,083
♪ And kiss me slowly
It's the sweetest thing ♪
548
00:24:01,791 --> 00:24:04,250
♪ It's the sunrise ♪
549
00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:07,458
♪ And those brown eyes, yes ♪
550
00:24:08,416 --> 00:24:12,625
♪ You're the one that I desire ♪
551
00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:16,833
♪ When we wake up… ♪
552
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,750
So look.
553
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,750
I just don't be
having sex with just anyone,
554
00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:25,541
so, whether you like it or not,
555
00:24:25,625 --> 00:24:27,125
we kind of go together now.
556
00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:32,416
Yeah, that's crazy. I was
gonna say a similar kind of thing.
557
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,916
Maybe a little less junior high,
a little more mature, but, uh…
558
00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:39,166
Yeah. You're my boo, come on.
559
00:24:40,416 --> 00:24:41,708
You already know.
560
00:24:41,791 --> 00:24:43,583
- You're obsessed with me.
- No!
561
00:24:43,666 --> 00:24:44,750
I'm obsessed with you?
562
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,125
- Yeah.
- Okay.
563
00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:48,125
I see you leaving stuff around here.
564
00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:49,791
Judaism swagger.
565
00:24:49,875 --> 00:24:51,458
It's such a turn-on.
566
00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:53,500
- I just want a bagel and lox right now.
- [laughing]
567
00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:55,958
I love you so much!
568
00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:57,083
So much!
569
00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:59,750
- I can't even restrain you!
- [laughing]
570
00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:01,875
Shut up.
571
00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:06,041
♪ Oh, you're the best part ♪
572
00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:10,916
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
You're the best part ♪
573
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,833
I think I'm a little nervous.
574
00:25:12,916 --> 00:25:14,791
No, don't be nervous. I'm nervous.
575
00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:16,208
Why are you nervous?
576
00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:17,875
'Cause my family's crazy.
577
00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:19,458
Everybody's family's crazy.
578
00:25:19,541 --> 00:25:21,791
- No. They're nuts.
- [doorbell rings]
579
00:25:22,791 --> 00:25:25,958
- [laughing] Hello! Oh!
- [Ezra] Hey, Mom. How are you?
580
00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:28,416
- [laughs]
- Hi.
581
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,791
- Mom, this is Amira.
- [gasps]
582
00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:31,500
Amira, this is my mom Shelley.
583
00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:32,416
Hi, Miss Shelley.
584
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:35,250
- It's so nice to meet you.
- Oh. Miss Shelley.
585
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:38,458
Oh, my mom would kill me
if I didn't address you in that way.
586
00:25:38,541 --> 00:25:41,416
Oh, absolutely. Whatever makes
you comfortable is fine with me.
587
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:44,750
Oh, my gosh, you are so beautiful.
588
00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:47,875
I love your hair. I love your fingernails.
589
00:25:47,958 --> 00:25:49,291
Look at these rings!
590
00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:50,958
- I love them. [chuckles]
- Thank you.
591
00:25:51,041 --> 00:25:52,916
- Thank you.
- [gasps] Look at that, your name.
592
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,250
What about her earlobes
and the bottom of her feet?
593
00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:57,500
- Oh, shut up. He loves to give me shit.
- [Amira laughs]
594
00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:59,125
But I think your earlobes are good too.
595
00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:01,375
- [laughs] I do. Come in. Come in. Come in.
- [laughs]
596
00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:03,333
- [Shelley] Isn't this fun?
- Yeah, good stuff.
597
00:26:03,416 --> 00:26:06,958
Honey, honey, come and meet Amira.
598
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:09,333
I hope I'm saying that right. Amira.
599
00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:11,541
- Yeah. Amira. It's just Amira.
- Amira. Arnold.
600
00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:13,250
Come in, come in, come in and sit.
601
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,375
- Uh, Amira. Yes!
- [Amira] Yeah.
602
00:26:15,458 --> 00:26:19,333
[Shelley] We've got cheese and crackers,
but if you need something else,
603
00:26:19,416 --> 00:26:22,041
I can have Lupita run to Whole Foods.
Don't worry.
604
00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:24,875
She's going anyway because she's
picking up my dry cleaning from Browns.
605
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,750
She's, uh, she's from Guatemala.
606
00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:29,625
[splutters] She, uh, Lupita.
607
00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:33,291
Uh, but, you know,
we're like sisters, actually.
608
00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:35,500
She's literally like family.
609
00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:39,125
I mean, it's not even
like work for her, really.
610
00:26:39,208 --> 00:26:40,041
[Amira chuckles]
611
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,833
I'm pretty sure it's like work for her.
612
00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:46,500
I don't think Lupita's coming all the way
down here just, uh, pro bono,
613
00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:48,666
no money exchange, you know.
614
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:51,375
- [laughs] Oh, come on.
- [Ezra] I know. I'm just saying.
615
00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:53,250
- [Shelley] No, no, I get it, yeah, but--
- Yeah.
616
00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:54,916
Thank you, but that's not necessary.
617
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,458
- This looks nice.
- [mouths]
618
00:26:56,541 --> 00:26:58,875
- Thank you. [chuckles]
- [Shelley] Oh, fabulous.
619
00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:00,916
So, I understand you're a stylist.
620
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,041
Yeah, kind of, I'm, um--
I'm a costume designer.
621
00:27:04,125 --> 00:27:05,916
- But that's kind of like styling.
- [both] Oh.
622
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,041
- Okay.
- And she has the best style.
623
00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:08,958
[laughing] Yes.
624
00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:11,000
[Shelley] No, that I can tell, yes.
625
00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:14,625
Yeah, I actually do,
uh, a little styling myself.
626
00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:16,041
- [Amira] Really?
- [Shelley] Yeah.
627
00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:18,708
Oh, Ezra never said anything
to me about that.
628
00:27:18,791 --> 00:27:22,250
I know, 'cause it's 100% not true.
It's the first time hearing of it, so…
629
00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:27,458
No, no. No, no. I mean, on me and Dad--
or on Arnold.
630
00:27:27,541 --> 00:27:29,416
- And a few of our friends, yeah.
- Okay.
631
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:31,458
Yeah, I… I audit their closets.
632
00:27:32,125 --> 00:27:34,958
Oh, um, how do you do that?
633
00:27:35,541 --> 00:27:37,666
Oh, uh, like, curate their clothes--
634
00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:38,666
Prune.
635
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:41,625
[Shelley] Exactly. Yeah,
and also give away things to shelters.
636
00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:43,916
I'm just known as someone with good taste.
637
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,125
And, I mean, I'm not trying to brag.
That sounds so braggy.
638
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,208
[laughing]
639
00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:54,500
So, um, Amira, where are you from?
640
00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:55,708
- [Amira] Here.
- Oh.
641
00:27:55,791 --> 00:27:57,958
Well, Baldwin Hills via Inglewood.
642
00:27:58,916 --> 00:28:00,916
Okay. Baldwin Hills.
643
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,375
Oh, that's something, yeah.
644
00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:05,083
I understand that Mike…
645
00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:08,333
uh, Magic Johnson has done a lot
of wonderful things.
646
00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:10,250
[Arnold] Magic. What a ballplayer.
647
00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:12,083
Boyish enthusiasm he played with.
648
00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:13,541
- Oh, yeah.
- The smile!
649
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,833
- [Shelley] Yeah, he has a marvelous smile.
- [Arnold] Yeah.
650
00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:17,958
[Shelley] Yeah.
I saw him once at Gelson's.
651
00:28:18,041 --> 00:28:20,250
- He's really tall.
- [exhales]
652
00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:23,416
Actually, we had
an opportunity to buy there about--
653
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,208
- It was 15 years ago, but… [scoffs]
- [groans] Oh, yeah.
654
00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:28,166
- …Arnold wouldn't go for it.
- [imitates gunshot]
655
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:31,666
Yeah, it's a shame you missed out on
that first wave of early gentrification.
656
00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:34,291
You could've screwed a lot
of people out of their property value.
657
00:28:34,375 --> 00:28:38,208
[chuckles] Okay, so this is our lovely
and very opinionated daughter Liza.
658
00:28:38,291 --> 00:28:40,750
Come and meet
your brother's new girlfriend.
659
00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:41,666
Hi.
660
00:28:42,541 --> 00:28:43,750
Hi. [chuckles]
661
00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:45,250
I mean,
662
00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:47,583
hey.
663
00:28:47,666 --> 00:28:48,583
Okay.
664
00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:49,708
[scoffs] Pull over.
665
00:28:49,791 --> 00:28:51,541
[laughing]
666
00:28:51,625 --> 00:28:53,875
- She's spoken for. [chuckles]
- [Amira chuckles]
667
00:28:53,958 --> 00:28:56,500
Um, Liza's gay.
She's queer. She's lesbian.
668
00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:59,958
- L-G-B-T-Q.
- [Shelley] You got it all.
669
00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:02,458
- Which we love and accept.
- [Arnold] Yes.
670
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:04,291
"Because that is our vibe."
671
00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:06,708
"That's how we roll." [laughs]
672
00:29:06,791 --> 00:29:10,250
I think she understands.
Is she doing the air quote thing again?
673
00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:11,833
Yeah, she's just warming up.
674
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:12,833
[laughs]
675
00:29:12,916 --> 00:29:15,625
Oh, I… I really like your glasses.
Those are cool.
676
00:29:15,708 --> 00:29:19,500
Oh, thanks. I actually made them out
of recycled cans of Mountain Dew.
677
00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:20,416
Oh, really?
678
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:23,833
I could easily make you a pair.
You could have-- they're prescription--
679
00:29:23,916 --> 00:29:28,666
Okay, so I wanna put this out
to the group and see how it lands.
680
00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:29,583
Oh, shit.
681
00:29:29,666 --> 00:29:32,583
- I think the police…
- Okay!
682
00:29:32,666 --> 00:29:36,208
…are and always have been, by the way,
683
00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:38,833
fucked up towards Black people.
684
00:29:38,916 --> 00:29:40,833
And I, for one, hate it.
685
00:29:40,916 --> 00:29:43,041
- To be fair, it's an impossible job.
- Dad.
686
00:29:43,125 --> 00:29:44,875
Okay, Mom,
I'm gonna help you in the kitchen.
687
00:29:44,958 --> 00:29:46,041
- [Shelley] What?
- [Ezra] Now.
688
00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:48,583
You've never offered
to help with anything in your life.
689
00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:49,875
We're gonna do it now.
690
00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:51,208
- Know what else too?
- Come on.
691
00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:53,500
The National Anthem,
I think everybody should kneel.
692
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,708
- [Ezra] Enough. Thank you.
- [Shelley] No, I do. Really.
693
00:29:55,791 --> 00:29:58,708
- Not just the players, in fact.
- [Ezra] We're gonna go check this out now.
694
00:29:58,791 --> 00:30:00,875
- [Shelley] What are you doing?
- [Ezra] Thank you.
695
00:30:00,958 --> 00:30:02,208
[chuckles]
696
00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:04,291
I'm sorry about my mom.
697
00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:07,875
- She's literally a moron.
- I like your braids.
698
00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:09,541
Thank you. [sighs]
699
00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:11,166
Xzibit had braids.
700
00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:13,125
Uh, yeah.
701
00:30:13,208 --> 00:30:16,833
Remember that show Pimp My Ride?
That was a blast. I loved that show.
702
00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:19,666
He seemed like such a cool dude.
Such a gentleman.
703
00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:21,833
You ever bump into him
at any of your showbiz things?
704
00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:24,416
- No.
- [Arnold] No?
705
00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:28,791
- [groans] Is he still in the rap game?
- Dad, stop.
706
00:30:28,875 --> 00:30:31,791
- What?
- Just, like, producing sound.
707
00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:34,833
- I like X to the Z. What can I say?
- [Liza] Dad.
708
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,333
- Over here right now.
- What are you-- What's wrong with you?
709
00:30:37,416 --> 00:30:39,708
Okay, can you just cool it
710
00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:43,166
on everything you are doing and saying
in, like, complete totality?
711
00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:46,708
You are so rude and annoying.
712
00:30:46,791 --> 00:30:48,875
- All right? Yes, you are.
- [scoffs]
713
00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:51,083
I am being me, and I am thriving.
714
00:30:51,166 --> 00:30:54,083
And I have gotten through
my entire life being me,
715
00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:57,708
and I certainly don't need
my son to tell me how to behave.
716
00:30:57,791 --> 00:30:58,791
My God.
717
00:30:58,875 --> 00:31:01,750
It's just with the police stuff
and, like, Magic Johnson.
718
00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:05,375
Like, you're talking to her
like she's a Black person
719
00:31:05,458 --> 00:31:07,750
and not my girlfriend who is a person.
720
00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,875
- That's absurd. I said--
- Is it?
721
00:31:09,958 --> 00:31:12,208
Yes, of course!
I said, "to the group," okay?
722
00:31:12,291 --> 00:31:16,333
I literally said, "I'm throwing this out
to the whole group."
723
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,000
You weren't throwing it out to the group.
724
00:31:18,083 --> 00:31:20,208
'Cause you weren't trying
to hear Dad's perspective.
725
00:31:20,291 --> 00:31:22,583
You never asked a question like that
726
00:31:22,666 --> 00:31:25,666
in every dinner we've had
for the past however many years.
727
00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,666
- I talk about that a lot.
- With who?
728
00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:30,750
With all of my friends.
With everybody I know. We are always--
729
00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:33,041
Name one friend
you talk about police brutality with.
730
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:34,125
Marilyn.
731
00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:35,791
Uh, uh, Josephine…
732
00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:37,875
You and Marilyn
talk about police brutality?
733
00:31:37,958 --> 00:31:39,041
Can't get enough of it.
734
00:31:39,625 --> 00:31:41,833
- Can't get enough of that conversation.
- I don't buy that.
735
00:31:41,916 --> 00:31:43,458
It's a hot topic right now.
736
00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:46,958
All right, look.
Can we not do this right now?
737
00:31:47,041 --> 00:31:48,041
Seriously.
738
00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:51,583
This is about meeting
that lovely woman out there.
739
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,958
And I gotta tell you something,
I think she's absolutely wonderful.
740
00:31:59,833 --> 00:32:01,291
- You do?
- I do.
741
00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:05,083
- And I've got a people sense, you know.
- [whispers] No, you don't.
742
00:32:05,166 --> 00:32:07,291
Anyway, I think she's wonderful.
743
00:32:08,791 --> 00:32:09,625
She is.
744
00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:13,083
What?
745
00:32:15,541 --> 00:32:18,458
I am… I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
746
00:32:18,541 --> 00:32:19,666
[gasps]
747
00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:22,666
Oh, my God! Oh, my…
748
00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:24,750
- [Ezra shushing]
- [laughing]
749
00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:26,625
I'm so excited.
750
00:32:27,416 --> 00:32:28,250
[Ezra] Yeah.
751
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:30,041
- [exhales]
- So you're okay with that?
752
00:32:30,125 --> 00:32:31,791
Of course I'm okay with that.
753
00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:34,416
Why wouldn't I be okay
with that? [sniffles]
754
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,833
I don't know. Well, she's not Jewish.
755
00:32:36,916 --> 00:32:40,875
Oh, Ezra, you're my baby boy.
756
00:32:42,041 --> 00:32:46,541
And you found an amazing woman
who makes you happy.
757
00:32:46,625 --> 00:32:47,750
End of story.
758
00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:55,416
I mean, would it be nice
if she were Jewish? Sure.
759
00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:57,666
Our people's numbers are dwindling.
760
00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:59,458
- It would make your life easier.
- [exhaling]
761
00:32:59,541 --> 00:33:01,416
But… But this is great too!
762
00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:06,750
Our family is growing in such
a cool and hip and funky way, you know.
763
00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:10,125
Oh, my God! I'm gonna have
Black grand babies. [laughing]
764
00:33:10,208 --> 00:33:11,708
Okay. Jesus Christ.
765
00:33:11,791 --> 00:33:13,875
[gasps] We're a family of color.
766
00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:15,166
- Mom.
- We are the future now.
767
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:18,666
Mom, just, please,
don't ever say that or think that again.
768
00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:21,083
- What?
- I know it's exciting, but…
769
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:24,208
- ["Ordinary People" playing on piano]
- [Arnold] ♪ This ain't the honeymoon… ♪
770
00:33:24,291 --> 00:33:26,416
- [Ezra] Shh.
- I know. I won't…
771
00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:28,125
[Arnold] That was a while back.
772
00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,875
- ♪ Right in the thick of love ♪
- [Shelley gasps]
773
00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:32,625
[Arnold] ♪ At times, we get sick of love ♪
774
00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:33,541
It's true.
775
00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:37,000
♪ Seems like we argue every day, uh! ♪
776
00:33:37,541 --> 00:33:41,958
♪ I know I misbehaved
And you made your mistakes ♪
777
00:33:42,041 --> 00:33:43,125
♪ And we both ♪
778
00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:45,708
- ♪ Got some room left to grow ♪
- [mouths] What is happening?
779
00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,000
So true.
780
00:33:47,083 --> 00:33:51,625
♪ Though love sometimes hurts
Well, I'll still put you first ♪
781
00:33:51,708 --> 00:33:55,291
♪ But I think we should take it slow ♪
782
00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:58,083
♪ We're just ordinary people ♪
783
00:33:58,166 --> 00:33:59,125
That's the truth.
784
00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:02,958
♪ We don't know which way to go ♪
785
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:03,916
Where?
786
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,875
- [sighs]
- I'm so sorry.
787
00:34:05,958 --> 00:34:08,875
- [mouths] It's okay.
- ♪ …it slow-whoa-whoa! ♪
788
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,083
- [Mo] Well, I'm happy for you, E.
- [Ezra] Thank you.
789
00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:15,041
Have you talked to her family yet?
790
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,041
Uh, no.
791
00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:18,125
Do you plan to?
792
00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:21,041
Yeah, just haven't had
the chance to meet them.
793
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:24,083
So you're telling me you're about
to ask their only adult daughter
794
00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:27,041
to marry you with this baby-ass ring,
795
00:34:27,125 --> 00:34:29,208
and you haven't even met her parents?
796
00:34:29,291 --> 00:34:30,125
Bro. [scoffs]
797
00:34:30,208 --> 00:34:32,750
White dudes really do be
out here living by their own code.
798
00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:36,375
You're gonna have to make up
a story or something for this, bro.
799
00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:38,875
Yeah, it is a small ring.
800
00:34:38,958 --> 00:34:40,833
You think her family
will judge me and stuff?
801
00:34:40,916 --> 00:34:43,166
I'm judging you, nigga. This is terrible.
802
00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:45,541
Yeah, I thought of that.
I thought of that.
803
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:48,125
I'm just gonna be like,
"It's my grandma's Holocaust ring."
804
00:34:48,208 --> 00:34:50,875
- That's good. That's great.
- I mean, game over.
805
00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:54,041
They can't say shit.
Once you drop the Holocaust, they're like…
806
00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:55,458
But you gotta get it out this box.
807
00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:57,125
- It's not a Holocaust box.
- You're right.
808
00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:59,791
Yeah, you wanna put it
in, like, a satchel, dirty it up.
809
00:34:59,875 --> 00:35:02,083
- Yeah.
- I think you should Holocaust it down.
810
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:04,166
Yeah, we gotta Holocaust it down,
for sure.
811
00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:06,416
- Indeed.
- Yeah. All right, that's a good call.
812
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,458
- There's a plan.
- Thank you, dude. I appreciate it.
813
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,166
["6 'n the Mornin'" by Ice-T playing]
814
00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:12,708
♪ Fresh Adidas squeak
Across the bathroom floor ♪
815
00:35:12,791 --> 00:35:15,083
♪ Out my back window, a simple escape… ♪
816
00:35:15,166 --> 00:35:17,291
It is so nice to meet you guys.
817
00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:19,666
What's going on? Tell me about life.
818
00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,708
How are you? How's work?
819
00:35:22,791 --> 00:35:23,958
Talk to me.
820
00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:26,333
Work… Work is fine.
821
00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:28,708
Grinding. I know.
822
00:35:29,541 --> 00:35:32,541
I know. I'm in the grind myself.
823
00:35:33,041 --> 00:35:34,166
[mother chuckles]
824
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:41,208
So do you hang out
in the hood all the time,
825
00:35:41,291 --> 00:35:43,541
or do you just come up here
for our food and women?
826
00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:46,958
It's a valid question.
827
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,583
- It is.
- [mother] Mm-hmm.
828
00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:55,166
I guess I'm one of those guys
who kind of goes wherever.
829
00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:56,541
You go wherever?
830
00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:59,375
Yeah, I'm kind of like a chameleon
in that way, I guess.
831
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:03,291
You know, I'll pop into Marathon
and grab a hoodie and some socks,
832
00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:07,333
or, you know,
go play ball at Langston Hughes Park
833
00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:08,541
if there's a good run going,
834
00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:10,666
and Roscoe's is obviously one
of my go-to's.
835
00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:14,291
I mean, the Carol C. Special. Come on!
Where's our waiter?
836
00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:16,375
I'm gonna go see if the waitperson's here
837
00:36:16,458 --> 00:36:18,875
because I feel like we should get it,
838
00:36:18,958 --> 00:36:21,833
'cause I think you guys
deserve more than this.
839
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:28,625
This is your white granddaddy
coming back to haunt me.
840
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:30,750
- What?
- That nigga never liked me.
841
00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:34,041
And it started off by him putting
them strong ass genes in you
842
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:36,333
that lighten up the coffee in my babies.
843
00:36:36,416 --> 00:36:38,041
- Akbar, you sound ridiculous.
- Yeah.
844
00:36:38,125 --> 00:36:40,500
And then he planted
a poison pill in my little baby girl
845
00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:44,500
and it has grown into this white boy
that has invited us to lunch at Roscoe's.
846
00:36:44,583 --> 00:36:48,041
Those children got
beautiful cultural experiences
847
00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:50,541
from those moments
with my granddaddy, so please stop.
848
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:53,833
- What they got was confused, clearly.
- They are not confused.
849
00:36:53,916 --> 00:36:56,291
They are confused.
You don't think this is confusion?
850
00:36:56,375 --> 00:37:00,250
All I'mma tell you is we don't need to be
arguing in front of the white boy, okay?
851
00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:02,708
I'm not gonna change
how I feel about this…
852
00:37:02,791 --> 00:37:04,708
I'm saying what I wanna say,
853
00:37:04,791 --> 00:37:06,833
and I don't give a fuck
about this white boy.
854
00:37:06,916 --> 00:37:08,375
I'm not asking you to do that.
855
00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:09,875
Hey, gang.
856
00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:12,375
[clears throat] I'm back.
I spoke to the waitress,
857
00:37:12,458 --> 00:37:17,250
and she was upset
that I interrupted her smoke break.
858
00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:19,916
Um, so,
859
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:25,541
you guys are probably
wondering why I asked you to… to lunch.
860
00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:27,333
It crossed my mind.
861
00:37:27,916 --> 00:37:30,791
- Yeah, what the hell is this about?
- [Ezra] Um…
862
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:34,666
I wanna… I wanna…
I wanna go way back for a second.
863
00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:36,416
I wanna go back to…
864
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:37,833
Well, let's go with Jesus,
865
00:37:37,916 --> 00:37:40,625
'cause Jesus Christ
was half Black, half Jewish, right?
866
00:37:40,708 --> 00:37:42,958
Let's start with Jesus. Legend, right? So…
867
00:37:43,583 --> 00:37:48,416
Jesus Christ, technically,
I imagine, had mixed-race children,
868
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:53,083
which I think is… is great because
mixed-race people are really awesome.
869
00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:55,458
You know, you have,
like, Mariah and Derek Jeter,
870
00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:58,291
and then, of course,
you have the GOAT. He was mixed race.
871
00:37:59,458 --> 00:38:00,291
The GOAT?
872
00:38:00,875 --> 00:38:02,083
The Greatest of All Time.
873
00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:04,791
Yeah, I know what it means,
but who are you referring to?
874
00:38:05,375 --> 00:38:08,083
Our guy, the legend. Malcolm X.
875
00:38:08,166 --> 00:38:10,250
- Our guy?
- [Akbar laughs]
876
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:13,791
- Not-- the GOAT. Not… Not my guy. Mr. X.
- [mother laughs]
877
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:16,708
And I'm saying that, like, he's mixed race
878
00:38:16,791 --> 00:38:20,583
and then if Amira and I had a kid,
that kid would be mixed race,
879
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:22,708
and it would be a very nice baby.
880
00:38:22,791 --> 00:38:26,875
Maybe not as important
as Malcolm X, but maybe. Maybe!
881
00:38:26,958 --> 00:38:29,583
Maybe my son would be
as important as Malcolm X.
882
00:38:29,666 --> 00:38:31,083
I don't know 'cause I haven't--
883
00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:34,708
And she's not pregnant.
She's not pregnant.
884
00:38:34,791 --> 00:38:38,625
Because we don't even do that much stuff
885
00:38:38,708 --> 00:38:40,333
and when we do,
886
00:38:40,416 --> 00:38:43,125
I… I am careful.
887
00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:44,541
And she's not a prude.
888
00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:47,791
She's gr-- really,
she knows her way around it.
889
00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:50,416
- Okay.
- What I'm saying is I love your daughter!
890
00:38:51,166 --> 00:38:54,875
I… I love her,
and I would make a good husband.
891
00:38:57,791 --> 00:38:59,583
What in the mother of--
892
00:38:59,666 --> 00:39:01,166
I know I quoted Forrest Gump.
893
00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:03,041
Yeah, you know what?
I did quote Forrest Gump.
894
00:39:03,125 --> 00:39:06,416
Because you know who
Forrest's best friend was in the world?
895
00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:07,833
Bubba.
896
00:39:08,416 --> 00:39:11,291
- What?
- And was Bubba Black and Forrest white?
897
00:39:12,541 --> 00:39:14,458
You bet your fucking ass they were.
898
00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:17,333
And… And you know what?
It wasn't about race.
899
00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:21,416
It was about shrimp and partnership,
and they made it work.
900
00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:24,208
And Amira and I have done
a lot of the similar stuff
901
00:39:24,291 --> 00:39:27,458
that Bubba and Forrest did together,
and now we're here,
902
00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:30,375
and I just wanna marry your daughter,
if that's okay.
903
00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:38,875
We never seen no fucking Forrest Gump.
904
00:39:38,958 --> 00:39:40,833
[inhales]
905
00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:44,416
- Ain't this about a bitch?
- [exhales]
906
00:39:45,666 --> 00:39:48,833
So it's not bad enough
that y'all make me have to get a vaccine
907
00:39:48,916 --> 00:39:50,458
so I can go into the casino.
908
00:39:50,541 --> 00:39:53,416
- Now y'all coming after my kids?
- [mother groans]
909
00:39:54,583 --> 00:39:56,333
So you wanna marry my daughter?
910
00:39:58,791 --> 00:40:00,208
Yes. Yes, I do.
911
00:40:03,541 --> 00:40:04,541
Well, Ezra…
912
00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:09,708
you can try.
913
00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:15,208
- [knock on door]
- No, that's him right now, Mama.
914
00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:17,625
- Oh, okay, I'll call you back.
- [phone beeps]
915
00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:24,208
Hey, what's up?
916
00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:26,208
I just got off the phone with my mom.
917
00:40:27,666 --> 00:40:31,291
Oh, you… you did?
Yeah, what… what did she have to say?
918
00:40:31,375 --> 00:40:32,375
About…
919
00:40:33,041 --> 00:40:36,708
Well, she just told me
that you took her and my dad out to lunch.
920
00:40:36,791 --> 00:40:39,666
It was a nightmare, okay?
I totally blacked out. I fucked up.
921
00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:41,375
I have no idea. I don't remember anything.
922
00:40:41,458 --> 00:40:44,583
Well, lucky for you,
my parents remember everything.
923
00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:47,791
Why would you take my parents
to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles
924
00:40:47,875 --> 00:40:49,208
and without asking me?
925
00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:54,416
I was taking a shot at something, okay?
Just forget it.
926
00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,500
Forget it?
Oh, no, please, Ezra, keep going,
927
00:40:56,583 --> 00:40:59,500
'cause I would love to know
about this little brilliant plan of yours.
928
00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:03,458
[exhales] You wouldn't understand, okay?
929
00:41:04,833 --> 00:41:05,958
[sighs]
930
00:41:06,041 --> 00:41:06,916
Oh, my God.
931
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,500
- [Ezra] I was gonna take your parents out…
- Wait, oh, my God.
932
00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:11,708
- We were gonna have a great time,
- Oh, my God.
933
00:41:11,791 --> 00:41:13,833
And then I was gonna ask their blessing,
934
00:41:13,916 --> 00:41:16,041
and I had this
whole cute proposal planned,
935
00:41:16,125 --> 00:41:18,916
where I was gonna reenact our first
few dates, but then it got messed up.
936
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,458
- No, it's not messed up. It's not.
- No, it is, 'cause your dad--
937
00:41:21,541 --> 00:41:23,458
- No, it's not. Ezra! Ezra!
- Like, it's ruined.
938
00:41:23,541 --> 00:41:25,791
- What?
- You can still go through with it.
939
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,333
When?
940
00:41:29,416 --> 00:41:30,791
- Now! Right now!
- Like now?
941
00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:32,541
Yes, right now.
942
00:41:34,708 --> 00:41:36,041
- Right--
- Hurry up!
943
00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:39,083
Okay, I'm gonna
take off my shoe so I don't crease it.
944
00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:44,875
Amira… [exhales]
945
00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:48,625
- I love you so much.
- Hmm.
946
00:41:49,833 --> 00:41:53,583
I have never felt so understood
by somebody in my entire life.
947
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,958
I am blown away by your beauty
948
00:41:57,666 --> 00:41:59,625
and your intelligence and your grace.
949
00:41:59,708 --> 00:42:00,916
[Amira sighs]
950
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,125
And now you just do whatever you wanna do.
951
00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:06,000
And if you let me,
952
00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:10,208
I will do everything in my power
to give you the most beautiful life,
953
00:42:10,791 --> 00:42:14,000
filled with love and laughter and joy.
954
00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:18,833
Amira, will you marry me?
955
00:42:20,291 --> 00:42:21,708
Of course.
956
00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:22,791
You will?
957
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:26,291
- [Amira chuckles] Yes!
- Oh, my God.
958
00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:30,166
[exhales]
959
00:42:30,250 --> 00:42:32,458
Oh! Oh, my God!
960
00:42:32,541 --> 00:42:35,166
It's from the Holocaust,
so that's why it's small.
961
00:42:35,833 --> 00:42:37,583
- [Amira] Oh, I love you.
- I love you.
962
00:42:38,375 --> 00:42:39,958
[Amira] I need some color, look.
963
00:42:41,125 --> 00:42:42,583
Sorry it's so small.
964
00:42:42,666 --> 00:42:44,333
No, it's beautiful.
965
00:42:45,666 --> 00:42:48,541
So what's the story again?
It's your grandmother's?
966
00:42:48,625 --> 00:42:51,166
Yeah, it's my grandmother's. It was her--
967
00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:53,250
She got it in the Holocaust or whatever.
968
00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:58,083
But like, how old is she
if it's from the Holocaust?
969
00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:00,083
It's been a minute. I don't know.
970
00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:03,041
I think she got engaged when
she was, like, three or four years old.
971
00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:04,875
[laughing]
972
00:43:04,958 --> 00:43:07,583
- It was a different time, you know.
- So stupid.
973
00:43:07,666 --> 00:43:11,083
- It was a different…
- What is wrong with you? [laughing]
974
00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:13,583
[chattering]
975
00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:16,833
[Amira laughing]
976
00:43:19,875 --> 00:43:22,333
[Ezra] Don, known you my whole life.
977
00:43:22,416 --> 00:43:24,208
You've been an incredible boss.
978
00:43:24,291 --> 00:43:25,291
I grew up with your kids.
979
00:43:25,375 --> 00:43:28,083
Been on family vacations together.
You've always looked out for me.
980
00:43:28,166 --> 00:43:30,166
- Mm-hmm.
- Been like a father to me.
981
00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:33,125
And working for you these past ten years
has been life-changing.
982
00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,125
But it's time for a new adventure.
983
00:43:37,416 --> 00:43:39,750
That's it? That was great!
984
00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:42,833
- That was really good.
- An adventure in podcasting.
985
00:43:44,291 --> 00:43:47,083
Uh, maybe leave the podcast part out.
986
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,125
I'm gonna throw up.
987
00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:50,250
No, wait, no, no, no.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Listen.
988
00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:54,125
- Dude, I'm… [sighs]
- Listen. Listen to me though. Relax.
989
00:43:54,208 --> 00:43:56,666
You're doing the right thing.
You just gotta do it.
990
00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:59,208
You understand? You got the juice!
991
00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:02,250
Repeat that. "I got the juice."
992
00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:03,166
I got the juice.
993
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,041
- I got the juice.
- I got the juice.
994
00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:06,666
Say it with some nuts. I got the juice.
995
00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:08,375
- I got the juice!
- Believe in yourself!
996
00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:10,750
- I got the juice!
- I'm not a buster. I got the juice.
997
00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:13,416
I'm not a mark-ass buster like Don.
I got the juice, bitch!
998
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:14,875
- Period.
- Period!
999
00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:17,541
Okay. Now, when you get home,
we're gonna watch Juice,
1000
00:44:17,625 --> 00:44:20,083
because I'm sure Shelley
didn't let you watch Juice growing up.
1001
00:44:20,666 --> 00:44:21,791
That is so disrespectful.
1002
00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:23,708
- Is it?
- I've seen Juice more than you.
1003
00:44:23,791 --> 00:44:25,875
- Ooh! [laughs]
- I love you.
1004
00:44:25,958 --> 00:44:28,458
- I love you. You got this, okay?
- Thank you. All right.
1005
00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:32,000
Come on, Don! You little bitch-ass Don!
1006
00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:33,541
I'm coming for you, Don!
1007
00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:34,958
- Okay.
- [Ezra] Come on!
1008
00:44:35,041 --> 00:44:37,291
- [hip-hop music playing]
- ♪ Insane… ♪
1009
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,833
[Don] I do not care, Javier.
1010
00:44:40,916 --> 00:44:43,375
- [exhales]
- [Don] Just get it!
1011
00:44:43,458 --> 00:44:45,125
♪ I'm just in pain… ♪
1012
00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:47,791
I don't give a rat's ass, okay?
How about that?
1013
00:44:47,875 --> 00:44:51,958
My Maserati sounds like
it got gangbanged by the Toronto Raptors,
1014
00:44:52,041 --> 00:44:53,125
so fix it!
1015
00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:54,916
Jesus!
1016
00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:56,583
What's up?
1017
00:44:58,541 --> 00:45:00,208
- Cars, huh?
- [Don sighs]
1018
00:45:01,875 --> 00:45:02,708
Yeah.
1019
00:45:03,291 --> 00:45:04,375
[Ezra] Mm-hmm.
1020
00:45:05,875 --> 00:45:06,958
On… On that.
1021
00:45:07,041 --> 00:45:09,333
Um… [sighs]
1022
00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:11,125
I, uh, I don't…
1023
00:45:12,375 --> 00:45:13,500
I don't think I'm gonna--
1024
00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:16,333
I think I'm gonna
not come to work at this address…
1025
00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:17,416
- What?
- …anymore.
1026
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:19,750
What are you talking about?
1027
00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:22,583
[splutters] At a different address,
I'm gonna work--
1028
00:45:22,666 --> 00:45:26,333
I'm not gonna work here at this address,
so I'm gonna, like, do a different place
1029
00:45:26,416 --> 00:45:29,041
that I'm gonna do the work from
that's different work.
1030
00:45:29,958 --> 00:45:31,833
Are you trying to quit on me?
1031
00:45:31,916 --> 00:45:33,333
Yeah. Goodbye.
1032
00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:38,458
Pathetic. Who resigns in Helvetica?
1033
00:45:38,541 --> 00:45:40,500
Wait, so you said, "Fuck you, Don"?
1034
00:45:41,416 --> 00:45:42,333
Pretty much.
1035
00:45:42,416 --> 00:45:43,375
What did he say?
1036
00:45:43,458 --> 00:45:47,083
He was like, "You're a great guy.
And like, I'm sorry that--"
1037
00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:49,916
"Like, I wish I did better
in a weird way too."
1038
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,833
And I was like, "It's all good,
but also like, don't…"
1039
00:45:53,916 --> 00:45:55,000
- Period.
- You know, period.
1040
00:45:55,083 --> 00:45:56,083
Oh, I love that.
1041
00:45:56,166 --> 00:45:58,625
- To the juice.
- To the juice!
1042
00:45:58,708 --> 00:46:01,416
[Ezra] Mm. Mm. Mmm!
1043
00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:02,333
All right.
1044
00:46:03,041 --> 00:46:05,958
Let's talk wedding before I think
too hard about what I actually just did.
1045
00:46:06,041 --> 00:46:09,291
[inhales] Um, sure.
1046
00:46:10,208 --> 00:46:13,375
Huh. That's a super reassuring response.
1047
00:46:13,458 --> 00:46:14,875
No, babe, I'm sorry.
1048
00:46:14,958 --> 00:46:17,833
Look, you know
I love you to death. I really do.
1049
00:46:18,458 --> 00:46:19,333
Uh-oh.
1050
00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:22,458
I'm just a little worried.
1051
00:46:22,541 --> 00:46:26,625
You know, since we got engaged
and got the house, my family,
1052
00:46:26,708 --> 00:46:29,458
they've just been on my head
and not in a good way.
1053
00:46:29,541 --> 00:46:30,375
So they hate me.
1054
00:46:30,458 --> 00:46:32,333
- No! No, no, they don't.
- Your family hates me.
1055
00:46:32,416 --> 00:46:35,458
They just don't know you yet, you know.
And I think…
1056
00:46:35,541 --> 00:46:38,541
Look, this is gonna take
some getting used to for them.
1057
00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:41,708
I mean, and can you honestly say
that your family's excited
1058
00:46:41,791 --> 00:46:43,625
to have my Black ass in the picture?
1059
00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:46,875
I think a good portion of them are.
1060
00:46:46,958 --> 00:46:47,833
For sure.
1061
00:46:49,750 --> 00:46:50,833
[sighs] All right.
1062
00:46:51,541 --> 00:46:53,041
Let me think about this.
1063
00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:56,791
[Amira sighs]
1064
00:46:56,875 --> 00:47:00,541
From where I'm sitting,
I think there's only one thing left to do.
1065
00:47:02,666 --> 00:47:06,708
[Shelley] I mean, there are just
so many primary colors in this space.
1066
00:47:06,791 --> 00:47:10,125
- Which is very uplifting.
- [Arnold] Alive.
1067
00:47:10,208 --> 00:47:11,791
It really is.
1068
00:47:11,875 --> 00:47:15,291
- And we are so thrilled about this.
- [mother] Mm.
1069
00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:18,291
- Mm!
- [Shelley] I mean, they're just precious.
1070
00:47:18,375 --> 00:47:19,333
[laughing]
1071
00:47:19,416 --> 00:47:23,500
So have you cuties
made any, uh, wedding plans yet?
1072
00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:26,041
You know, we've thrown some ideas around.
1073
00:47:26,125 --> 00:47:29,041
Yeah, we're thinking something
really small and intimate
1074
00:47:29,125 --> 00:47:30,833
that really just represents us.
1075
00:47:30,916 --> 00:47:31,833
[Shelley] Uh-huh.
1076
00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:34,875
But we should probably talk about
who's gonna officiate the wedding.
1077
00:47:34,958 --> 00:47:37,125
Oh, Arnold already talked to Rabbi Singer.
1078
00:47:37,208 --> 00:47:38,083
Singer is in!
1079
00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:40,083
[Shelley] Yeah, he'd be honored.
1080
00:47:40,166 --> 00:47:41,750
Rabbi Singer.
1081
00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:44,958
- [mother] Hmm.
- So you're not gonna go with an imam?
1082
00:47:45,041 --> 00:47:47,250
- [Amira hesitates] Um…
- Who's Auntie Mom?
1083
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,333
- There's no Auntie Mom. It's an "imam."
- Imam.
1084
00:47:51,041 --> 00:47:52,833
Mm. I'm so sorry.
Can you spell that for me?
1085
00:47:52,916 --> 00:47:55,458
I'll spell it for you later.
It's like a rabbi for Muslim people.
1086
00:47:55,541 --> 00:47:56,708
- Thank you, Ezra.
- [Arnold] Oh.
1087
00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:58,958
- [mother chuckles]
- Oh, so you're all Muslim?
1088
00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:00,916
- Yes.
- Oh, yes, very much so.
1089
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,500
I love it.
1090
00:48:02,583 --> 00:48:03,916
That's why I wear this crown.
1091
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,708
I love your crown. It's gorgeous.
1092
00:48:06,791 --> 00:48:10,500
Babe, you wanna, um,
tell them the story behind that crown?
1093
00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:13,041
Well, this kufi that I'm wearing right now
1094
00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:15,875
was actually a gift
from the honorable Louis Farrakhan.
1095
00:48:17,083 --> 00:48:19,750
Mmm! Love Farrakhan.
1096
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:23,166
You… You love Farrakhan?
1097
00:48:24,625 --> 00:48:26,250
Love him. Can't get enough.
1098
00:48:26,333 --> 00:48:29,416
He's… He's one of the GOATs.
He's another one of the GOATs.
1099
00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:33,125
- Really? What do you love about Farrakhan?
- Yeah, what do you love about Farrakhan?
1100
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:37,208
Probably the same stuff that you do,
just more stuff.
1101
00:48:38,041 --> 00:48:39,000
[Shelley, mother] Hmm.
1102
00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:40,958
Can you be a bit more specific?
1103
00:48:41,833 --> 00:48:43,083
Yeah, um,
1104
00:48:43,708 --> 00:48:47,958
I think what I love about him
is his general vibe.
1105
00:48:48,041 --> 00:48:51,666
- [Akbar] Ah.
- He's got kind of a no-frills attitude.
1106
00:48:51,750 --> 00:48:56,708
And I just think he tells it
like it's gotta be told sometimes.
1107
00:48:56,791 --> 00:48:58,166
- Just stop, babe.
- For sure, yeah.
1108
00:48:58,750 --> 00:49:01,208
[mother] Ooh! Oh, babe,
maybe you should finish telling them
1109
00:49:01,291 --> 00:49:03,500
about our private dinner
with the minister.
1110
00:49:03,583 --> 00:49:07,583
Oh, well, we were blessed
to be in Brother Minister's company,
1111
00:49:07,666 --> 00:49:10,916
and, uh, I got to speak with him
for maybe, like, an hour or so.
1112
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,958
- Oh.
- [Akbar] We talked about everything.
1113
00:49:13,041 --> 00:49:15,750
How far we've come
and how far we have to go as a people.
1114
00:49:15,833 --> 00:49:16,666
No kidding.
1115
00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:19,500
And at the end of the conversation,
he actually took this kufi off
1116
00:49:19,583 --> 00:49:21,041
and put it on my head.
1117
00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:23,750
So this is one of my most treasured gifts.
1118
00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:25,083
- Isn't that incredible?
- Yes.
1119
00:49:25,166 --> 00:49:27,291
Are you familiar with,
um, the minister's work?
1120
00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:31,416
Well, I'm familiar
with what he said about the Jews.
1121
00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:32,375
Let's have dinner.
1122
00:49:32,458 --> 00:49:34,666
- Yeah.
- I am fucking-- so fucking hungry.
1123
00:49:34,750 --> 00:49:36,916
Let's get up and do it. Whoo!
1124
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:40,666
I found this great
new Sirius station on the radio.
1125
00:49:40,750 --> 00:49:43,208
- It's '90s West Coast bangers.
- Hey!
1126
00:49:43,291 --> 00:49:45,208
It has all the stuff.
1127
00:49:45,291 --> 00:49:48,083
Yeah, Dad, I see you
driving down Xzibit highway,
1128
00:49:48,166 --> 00:49:51,500
and let's refocus it
to this dinner that Amira made,
1129
00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:52,875
because she's a genius.
1130
00:49:52,958 --> 00:49:56,166
- [chuckles] Okay, well, let's dig in.
- All right.
1131
00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:58,666
So wait, wait, wait, wait.
We're not gonna say grace first?
1132
00:49:59,625 --> 00:50:01,041
- [Ezra] No, I mean, yeah.
- Yeah.
1133
00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:02,250
Oh, I was gonna say grace.
1134
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:05,500
- I mean, we say grace all the time, so…
- All the time.
1135
00:50:05,583 --> 00:50:07,375
[Ezra] Muslim style,
so because you're here,
1136
00:50:07,458 --> 00:50:10,083
maybe out of respect,
you would wanna lead.
1137
00:50:10,166 --> 00:50:12,458
- [mother] Mm-hmm.
- Well, I will do the honors.
1138
00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:15,666
- [exhales]
- [silverware clatters]
1139
00:50:15,750 --> 00:50:16,958
[Shelley] Oh.
1140
00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:22,125
[Akbar] All praises be to Allah,
who fed us and provided us with drink…
1141
00:50:22,208 --> 00:50:23,291
[whispers] Close your eyes.
1142
00:50:23,375 --> 00:50:25,166
[Akbar] …and made us
from among the Muslims.
1143
00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:26,833
All praises be to Allah,
1144
00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:29,208
who fed me this and provided it for me
1145
00:50:29,291 --> 00:50:31,250
without any power or might from myself.
1146
00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:34,625
- Correct.
- [Akbar speaking Arabic]
1147
00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:37,750
- Amin.
- [Ezra] Definitely.
1148
00:50:37,833 --> 00:50:39,250
- Amin.
- Amen.
1149
00:50:39,333 --> 00:50:41,625
- [all] Amin.
- [Shelley splutters]
1150
00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:43,333
I couldn't have said it better myself.
1151
00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:47,333
So, Ezra tells me that you guys
used to have a boat growing up.
1152
00:50:47,416 --> 00:50:48,416
[Shelley] Yeah.
1153
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:49,791
I was thinking that maybe one day
1154
00:50:49,875 --> 00:50:52,291
we can rent a boat and go out.
1155
00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:53,416
- Hang out.
- [Arnold] Oh.
1156
00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:54,958
- All of us.
- That would be really fun.
1157
00:50:55,041 --> 00:50:56,916
- I can make that happen.
- We'll think about it.
1158
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,833
Because Black folks don't really
have a good relationship with boats.
1159
00:50:59,916 --> 00:51:02,333
[laughing] That's very true. Or water.
1160
00:51:02,416 --> 00:51:05,541
[chuckling] Kind of like Jews
with trains, right?
1161
00:51:05,625 --> 00:51:07,208
- [Arnold] Wow. Bingo.
- [Shelley] Hmm.
1162
00:51:07,291 --> 00:51:08,791
[laughing]
1163
00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:12,291
[scoffs] Are you trying
to compare the Holocaust to slavery?
1164
00:51:13,958 --> 00:51:17,083
Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm not doing--
I mean, I wouldn't do that.
1165
00:51:20,458 --> 00:51:23,500
Al… Although,
you know, if you think about it,
1166
00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:27,625
I think the Blacks and the Jews
have a similar struggle.
1167
00:51:27,708 --> 00:51:28,916
- [Arnold] Hmm.
- [Shelley] Yeah.
1168
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,916
No. So you are kind of sort of
comparing the two.
1169
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,041
- Just a little bit.
- Can you pass the potatoes this way, hmm?
1170
00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:38,791
Well, the Jews were technically
the original slaves.
1171
00:51:38,875 --> 00:51:41,666
- Right? OG slaves.
- [Shelley] Oh, that's interesting.
1172
00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:43,666
Oh, you going all the way back to Egypt.
1173
00:51:44,333 --> 00:51:47,041
Okay, well, you do know that
that was 3,500 years ago.
1174
00:51:47,125 --> 00:51:50,250
Slavery is one
great-grandparent away for us.
1175
00:51:50,333 --> 00:51:52,625
- That is correct.
- You know. My grandmother picked cotton.
1176
00:51:52,708 --> 00:51:54,708
Well, Daddy,
I don't think that they were trying--
1177
00:51:54,791 --> 00:51:56,958
- No, it's true, honey.
- My grandmother picked cotton.
1178
00:51:57,041 --> 00:52:00,208
I don't have to go back to Egypt.
I just go back 75 years.
1179
00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:03,583
You know, Jews make up one-half of 1%
of the world's population,
1180
00:52:03,666 --> 00:52:05,708
because we were
systematically annihilated.
1181
00:52:05,791 --> 00:52:06,666
Exactly.
1182
00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:09,750
The one and one-half percent
of the population that you make up
1183
00:52:09,833 --> 00:52:12,291
seems to be doing pretty good right now.
1184
00:52:14,041 --> 00:52:17,916
Uh, yeah, okay, but… [chuckles]
1185
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:22,583
Here's the thing.
It's not like we don't work hard for it.
1186
00:52:22,666 --> 00:52:27,166
You know? I mean Arnold,
he works super-duper hard in his practice.
1187
00:52:27,250 --> 00:52:30,625
- He's a podiatrist. You do, honey.
- And… And what did his father do?
1188
00:52:31,208 --> 00:52:32,166
He was a podiatrist.
1189
00:52:32,250 --> 00:52:33,541
And what about his father?
1190
00:52:33,625 --> 00:52:36,333
He was a… a podiatrist.
1191
00:52:36,416 --> 00:52:37,875
- Yeah, so…
- [Arnold] Well.
1192
00:52:37,958 --> 00:52:40,791
- And a bookie.
- Yes, he did that on the side.
1193
00:52:40,875 --> 00:52:42,041
He went straight.
1194
00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:44,083
[Shelley] All I'm saying
is that our people
1195
00:52:44,166 --> 00:52:46,833
came here with nothing
like everybody else.
1196
00:52:46,916 --> 00:52:50,083
Actually, you kind of sort of came here
1197
00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:53,083
with the money that you made
from the slave trade.
1198
00:52:53,166 --> 00:52:54,541
- What? Oh!
- [Akbar] Preach.
1199
00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:56,708
- Preach, Mother. Preach, Mother.
- [Arnold] Holy moly.
1200
00:52:56,791 --> 00:52:58,333
- Come on.
- It's true. It's very tr--
1201
00:52:58,416 --> 00:53:01,208
- I would like to see your sources on that.
- Baby, go get my purse.
1202
00:53:01,291 --> 00:53:03,125
I've got my slave receipts in my purse.
1203
00:53:03,208 --> 00:53:05,916
- Go get my purse.
- [Akbar] Take that off the table.
1204
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:10,250
I don't turn on the news every day
and see people in yarmulkes getting shot
1205
00:53:10,333 --> 00:53:12,458
by police because they was out
minding their business.
1206
00:53:12,541 --> 00:53:15,833
Okay, first of all, you have no idea
what you're talking about.
1207
00:53:15,916 --> 00:53:17,875
- A very uncomfortable conversation.
- [chattering]
1208
00:53:17,958 --> 00:53:20,583
Ever figure out what happened
with the potatoes? An ETA on those?
1209
00:53:20,666 --> 00:53:21,500
I'm trying.
1210
00:53:21,583 --> 00:53:22,416
[mother sneezes]
1211
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:23,583
Are you okay?
1212
00:53:23,666 --> 00:53:26,541
I think we need to blow the candles out.
I'm getting an allergic reaction.
1213
00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:28,208
Babe, can you move the candles?
1214
00:53:28,291 --> 00:53:30,000
- Yes.
- Can you get these candles out of here?
1215
00:53:30,083 --> 00:53:31,708
- [Shelley] Yes.
- Candles smell like shit.
1216
00:53:31,791 --> 00:53:33,833
- [chattering]
- No, it's okay. I got it.
1217
00:53:33,916 --> 00:53:37,416
When my grandmother was picking cotton,
your grandfather's picking feet.
1218
00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:38,583
Yes, I agree.
1219
00:53:38,666 --> 00:53:40,666
[Ezra] I just want you to sit down.
I am hosting.
1220
00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:43,250
- [chattering]
- No, no. There they go!
1221
00:53:43,333 --> 00:53:44,833
I am supposed--
1222
00:53:44,916 --> 00:53:47,666
- Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
- [screaming]
1223
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:49,750
- Oh, shit!
- [Ezra] Oh, shit!
1224
00:53:49,833 --> 00:53:52,458
- Grab some water or something!
- [Akbar] Oh, shit! What the fuck!
1225
00:53:52,541 --> 00:53:54,416
What are you doing? Hey! No!
1226
00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:57,125
- [shouting]
- No! No!
1227
00:53:57,208 --> 00:54:00,541
- Stop it!
- I'm sorry! Oh, my God.
1228
00:54:00,625 --> 00:54:01,750
[gasps]
1229
00:54:01,833 --> 00:54:03,000
[mother] Oh, Lord.
1230
00:54:03,083 --> 00:54:04,208
Oh, shit.
1231
00:54:05,791 --> 00:54:06,625
[Amira sighs]
1232
00:54:09,041 --> 00:54:10,666
What are we gonna do?
1233
00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:14,708
- About the kufi? It's gone, baby.
- No, our parents.
1234
00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:16,541
Who cares?
1235
00:54:16,625 --> 00:54:19,375
Like, we don't even have to
worry about that.
1236
00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:22,041
I mean, your dad's intense, yeah,
but we knew that going in.
1237
00:54:22,916 --> 00:54:24,500
What is that supposed to mean?
1238
00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:28,208
Guess it's supposed to mean that
he didn't smile or make one joke--
1239
00:54:28,291 --> 00:54:31,125
Oh, wow. Are you trying to say
that my dad's an angry Black man?
1240
00:54:31,208 --> 00:54:32,791
I never said he was angry, no.
1241
00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:35,708
Yeah, but you're saying
a Black man is intense,
1242
00:54:35,791 --> 00:54:37,625
which is insinuating that he is.
1243
00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:40,333
He is Black, and he's intense.
1244
00:54:40,416 --> 00:54:43,833
Yeah, but you don't say that
as a white person about a Black person,
1245
00:54:43,916 --> 00:54:45,791
calling them "aggressive" or "intense."
1246
00:54:45,875 --> 00:54:48,833
That's being passive-aggressive
saying that he's an angry Black man.
1247
00:54:48,916 --> 00:54:51,500
- Should I say he's not intense?
- Say nothing about my dad.
1248
00:54:51,583 --> 00:54:53,708
If anyone should have any beef,
it's with your mom.
1249
00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:55,541
She set my dad's kufi on fire.
1250
00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:58,500
What's wrong with my mom?
I mean, yeah, she's, like, an idiot,
1251
00:54:58,583 --> 00:54:59,916
but she still, like, means well.
1252
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,708
It's not like she did it on purpose.
1253
00:55:01,791 --> 00:55:03,875
Mm. Yeah, I don't know about that.
1254
00:55:05,125 --> 00:55:08,750
All right, I'm not gonna argue
about something so ridiculous, okay?
1255
00:55:08,833 --> 00:55:11,000
[sighs] All right,
let's talk about the rabbi.
1256
00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:14,458
I don't think we need that.
Let's just have a friend of ours do it.
1257
00:55:14,541 --> 00:55:16,958
[inhales] Um,
I would like to use our imam.
1258
00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:19,208
Your imam?
1259
00:55:19,291 --> 00:55:20,666
[Amira] Mm-hmm.
1260
00:55:21,541 --> 00:55:24,333
Okay, Miss Shakur.
When did you get so Muslim?
1261
00:55:24,416 --> 00:55:25,958
I've been Muslim. I was born Muslim.
1262
00:55:26,041 --> 00:55:28,708
And it's important to my dad,
so I think we should go with it.
1263
00:55:28,791 --> 00:55:30,541
Was that Muslim bacon you ate yesterday?
1264
00:55:30,625 --> 00:55:32,583
It actually was. It was Jewish bacon.
1265
00:55:32,666 --> 00:55:33,583
- Jewish bacon?
- Yeah.
1266
00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:35,208
- I don't claim to be super Jewish.
- Okay.
1267
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:37,875
- I eat bacon all day. I don't care.
- Okay. Well, so what? And?
1268
00:55:37,958 --> 00:55:39,500
- Yeah, you want an imam to marry us.
- So?
1269
00:55:39,583 --> 00:55:41,166
Want me to face the bed towards Mecca?
1270
00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:43,208
- I can do that.
- Actually, I do. Very much so.
1271
00:55:43,291 --> 00:55:46,125
Okay, cool, I love that four hours ago
you became a devout Muslim.
1272
00:55:46,208 --> 00:55:48,500
- For sure.
- Your dad's not even that Muslim!
1273
00:55:48,583 --> 00:55:51,416
He heard "Fight the Power" once
and changed his name from Woody to Akbar.
1274
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:54,041
Okay, now you're
going all out of line. Relax.
1275
00:55:54,125 --> 00:55:56,125
- You told me that. We joke about it.
- Yeah.
1276
00:55:56,208 --> 00:55:58,583
But I didn't tell you that
for you to turn around and tell me.
1277
00:55:58,666 --> 00:56:01,625
You're being-- Really, low-key,
you're being an asshole.
1278
00:56:02,333 --> 00:56:05,041
- I'm being an asshole?
- Yes.
1279
00:56:06,791 --> 00:56:08,208
- [Ezra] Okay.
- [exhales]
1280
00:56:10,583 --> 00:56:14,166
You know what?
I really-- I don't wanna fight. I can't.
1281
00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:16,666
I don't wanna fight about it, okay?
1282
00:56:16,750 --> 00:56:19,666
We just had too much
going on tonight. I just… I can't.
1283
00:56:20,375 --> 00:56:22,708
Me either.
I don't wanna fight about it either.
1284
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:24,708
[exhales]
1285
00:56:25,291 --> 00:56:28,500
[inhales] Look,
I think our time would be best used
1286
00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:31,166
if we just think about how
to move forward.
1287
00:56:31,916 --> 00:56:32,916
I agree.
1288
00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:37,208
I'm gonna pitch that we just never speak
to these people ever again
1289
00:56:37,291 --> 00:56:39,250
and just a full, clean break.
1290
00:56:40,583 --> 00:56:42,166
We cannot do that.
1291
00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:48,041
You know, I'm thinking that maybe
if we spend more time with them together,
1292
00:56:48,125 --> 00:56:51,375
maybe you and my dad can kind of hang out,
just you and him.
1293
00:56:53,291 --> 00:56:54,166
Sounds rad.
1294
00:56:54,250 --> 00:56:56,416
Then I think he can get comfortable
with you, you know.
1295
00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:59,791
And then maybe he'll see
what we have going on.
1296
00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:03,250
Just might make him feel, you know…
and you too.
1297
00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:06,958
- Okay.
- Okay.
1298
00:57:08,083 --> 00:57:09,541
- [sighs]
- Okay.
1299
00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:12,666
I gotta go to sleep. I started my period,
and it's just been hell.
1300
00:57:12,750 --> 00:57:14,041
Yeah, I'm worried too,
1301
00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:16,833
'cause I haven't gotten
my period in, like, 35 years.
1302
00:57:18,125 --> 00:57:22,125
- I should see a doctor or something.
- [both laughing]
1303
00:57:22,208 --> 00:57:24,291
["Hood Took Me Under"
by Compton's Most Wanted playing]
1304
00:57:29,083 --> 00:57:31,666
♪ I got another gang story to tell ♪
1305
00:57:31,750 --> 00:57:35,541
♪ Peep about how a Black nigga
Was born in hell ♪
1306
00:57:35,625 --> 00:57:37,875
♪ And right then and there is no hope ♪
1307
00:57:37,958 --> 00:57:41,000
♪ 'Cause a nigga can't escape
The gangs and the dope ♪
1308
00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:44,750
♪ Damn! And when it's Black on Black
That makes it shitty ♪
1309
00:57:44,833 --> 00:57:47,625
♪ Can't survive in the Compton city… ♪
1310
00:57:48,541 --> 00:57:50,916
Amira told me that you
gave up a job in finance
1311
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,875
so you could start a podcast.
1312
00:57:55,666 --> 00:57:59,291
[sighs] Yes, that is true.
I know it sounds crazy.
1313
00:57:59,375 --> 00:58:01,666
Oh, so you do know that that sounds crazy?
1314
00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:05,333
Yes, yeah, I mean, I do. I mean--
1315
00:58:05,416 --> 00:58:09,375
- You know it sounds crazy.
- I do. I do, and she, you know…
1316
00:58:09,458 --> 00:58:11,833
Look, she's amazing, and she was like,
1317
00:58:11,916 --> 00:58:14,625
"Life is short, and you gotta
follow your dream," you know.
1318
00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:17,750
How are you gonna
support my daughter by following a dream?
1319
00:58:18,541 --> 00:58:20,916
Do you have, like, some dream Bitcoin
1320
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,041
or a dream 401(k) or some shit?
1321
00:58:25,041 --> 00:58:27,291
I don't have a dream 401(k).
1322
00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:30,166
But I am gonna give it everything I have.
1323
00:58:32,041 --> 00:58:34,083
[accented] You're gonna give it
everything you've got?
1324
00:58:34,166 --> 00:58:35,958
That sounds like some white boy shit.
1325
00:58:36,041 --> 00:58:37,875
"I'm gonna give it everything I've got!"
1326
00:58:37,958 --> 00:58:40,708
[Ezra] Yeah, I see it. I can handle
the jokes like that, for sure.
1327
00:58:40,791 --> 00:58:41,958
[Akbar] I'm not joking.
1328
00:58:42,041 --> 00:58:45,541
No, I know you're not joking. I think
that's-- I'm saying you're doing a good--
1329
00:58:45,625 --> 00:58:49,333
I'm not trying to do shit.
I'm saying what you just said.
1330
00:58:49,416 --> 00:58:51,208
[Ezra] Right.
You weren't doing an impression.
1331
00:58:51,291 --> 00:58:53,375
Again, I wasn't saying
you were doing an impression.
1332
00:58:53,458 --> 00:58:55,500
[Akbar] Nigga, I don't do impressions.
1333
00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:59,458
I don't think-- I don't even--
I don't think you do impressions.
1334
00:58:59,541 --> 00:59:02,708
[Shelley] You know, I really did enjoy
meeting your parents the other night,
1335
00:59:02,791 --> 00:59:06,083
but I felt so horrible
about your father's kufi.
1336
00:59:06,166 --> 00:59:07,250
- You know?
- [sighs]
1337
00:59:07,333 --> 00:59:09,916
I… I actually…
I have a little piece of it left,
1338
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,916
and I was thinking
maybe I could frame it or something.
1339
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,833
- Oh, no. It's okay.
- Yeah.
1340
00:59:14,916 --> 00:59:16,875
- You sure? I could take it to Michaels.
- Oh, yeah.
1341
00:59:16,958 --> 00:59:18,750
And they actually do a pretty good job.
1342
00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:21,458
You wouldn't think it for a craft store,
but they do.
1343
00:59:21,541 --> 00:59:25,125
[hesitates] He has a lot of kufis at home.
It's fine.
1344
00:59:25,208 --> 00:59:26,041
- Oh, he does?
- Yes.
1345
00:59:26,125 --> 00:59:29,000
Oh, okay. He's got a kufi closet. [laughs]
1346
00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:31,250
No, it's not a closet.
1347
00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:34,958
- [Shelley] No, I'm just making a little…
- It's actually a respectful situation.
1348
00:59:35,041 --> 00:59:39,583
[Shelley] Oh, yes, absolutely.
I'm sure it's just a nice shelf, yes.
1349
00:59:39,666 --> 00:59:43,083
- ["N****s in Paris" playing]
- Oh! Love this song!
1350
00:59:43,166 --> 00:59:45,125
Sorry. I love this song.
1351
00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:47,250
Yeah, it's a hot one.
1352
00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:50,166
- It's provocative. Gets the people going.
- Why--
1353
00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:52,041
Why you like this song so much?
1354
00:59:52,708 --> 00:59:54,708
Oh, it's amazing, man. It's provocative.
1355
00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:57,500
Yeah. What, you like the lyrics?
1356
00:59:57,583 --> 01:00:01,083
I just think it's, like, a jam.
It's just a jam, you know.
1357
01:00:01,166 --> 01:00:02,083
Yeah, you know what?
1358
01:00:02,166 --> 01:00:05,541
What's the title of this song again?
I forgot the name of this song.
1359
01:00:05,625 --> 01:00:06,875
[music continues playing]
1360
01:00:06,958 --> 01:00:09,541
- The name of this song. What is it?
- [Akbar] It's so provocative.
1361
01:00:09,625 --> 01:00:11,500
- What is it? [mutters]
- ♪ This shit crazy… ♪
1362
01:00:11,583 --> 01:00:13,875
I don't know. I think-- is it "In Paris?"
1363
01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:15,666
[Akbar] Something about something
in Paris.
1364
01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:18,791
- What is it?
- It's "Midnight… Midnight in Paris"?
1365
01:00:18,875 --> 01:00:20,583
- That's not it.
- Is it "Midnight in Paris"?
1366
01:00:20,666 --> 01:00:22,833
It's not "Midnight." It's not "Midnight."
1367
01:00:22,916 --> 01:00:25,041
It's somebody else is in Paris.
1368
01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:28,208
- A pack of pals in Paris?
- That's close.
1369
01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:29,458
Are you cold?
1370
01:00:29,541 --> 01:00:30,833
- No.
- There's seat heaters even.
1371
01:00:30,916 --> 01:00:33,333
- Oh. No, I'm okay. Thank you.
- Okay.
1372
01:00:33,416 --> 01:00:36,291
- ["Rise Up" by Andra Day playing]
- [gasps] Ooh, I love this song.
1373
01:00:36,375 --> 01:00:37,458
It is so fire.
1374
01:00:37,541 --> 01:00:39,291
- Do you love it?
- [music continues playing]
1375
01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:43,500
- Oh, yeah, I know this song.
- ♪ I rise unafraid, I rise up ♪
1376
01:00:43,583 --> 01:00:44,791
Oh, it kills me.
1377
01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:49,458
♪ A thousand times a day ♪
1378
01:00:49,541 --> 01:00:53,541
[inhales, vocalizes]
1379
01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:54,666
Don't you love that part?
1380
01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:56,750
[continues vocalizing]
1381
01:00:58,208 --> 01:01:01,625
You know, it's so funny 'cause I think
I don't know the title of the track.
1382
01:01:01,708 --> 01:01:04,875
But I think--
And that's not what I respond to.
1383
01:01:04,958 --> 01:01:07,916
I think I respond to more what it's about,
1384
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:12,833
which is like friendship
with a Parisian backdrop.
1385
01:01:12,916 --> 01:01:14,916
- [music continues playing]
- [vocalizing]
1386
01:01:17,250 --> 01:01:19,041
♪ Mountains ♪
1387
01:01:19,125 --> 01:01:21,583
♪ Pretty Jewish feet ♪ [vocalizing]
1388
01:01:25,708 --> 01:01:27,541
♪ Mountains ♪
1389
01:01:27,625 --> 01:01:30,708
- [music continues playing]
- It's about everybody, you know.
1390
01:01:30,791 --> 01:01:32,916
More your friends
maybe together than mine--
1391
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,416
[splutters] But we… we should go to Paris.
1392
01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:37,833
- Or the four of us.
- Four of us will go to Paris.
1393
01:01:37,916 --> 01:01:40,083
Then we'll be just like this record.
1394
01:01:40,166 --> 01:01:43,000
If we went to Paris.
Almost like this record.
1395
01:01:43,083 --> 01:01:47,583
It'll be 75% of this record
if we went to Paris together with you.
1396
01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:50,791
I'm not putting
the math together on it, but…
1397
01:01:50,875 --> 01:01:53,875
- [music continues playing]
- [vocalizing]
1398
01:01:57,875 --> 01:01:59,291
Can't quite do that note.
1399
01:01:59,875 --> 01:02:03,458
[vocalizes]
1400
01:02:06,625 --> 01:02:09,625
- [music continues playing]
- [singer vocalizing]
1401
01:02:12,625 --> 01:02:15,166
["CussWords" by Too $hort playing]
♪ Cuss words, just let 'em run ♪
1402
01:02:15,250 --> 01:02:18,791
♪ And all their fucking shit
Goddamn asshole… ♪
1403
01:02:18,875 --> 01:02:21,291
[man 1] Hey, nigga,
didn't I tell your ass no guns in here?
1404
01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:23,166
- [chattering, laughing]
- [man] Put that away.
1405
01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:25,583
That's the third time I told you.
God damn it!
1406
01:02:25,666 --> 01:02:26,875
[man 2 laughs]
1407
01:02:26,958 --> 01:02:29,083
[razors whirring]
1408
01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:33,666
Oh, hey, what's up, Ak?
1409
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,416
- What's going on, Ant?
- [Ant] I'm all right.
1410
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:38,625
- You got me?
- Oh, yeah, man. Yeah, you and your, uh…
1411
01:02:39,583 --> 01:02:41,750
You and your pigment-challenged friend
have a seat there.
1412
01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:43,916
I got a bleeder.
Let me get this Gorilla Glue.
1413
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,666
[inhales] I hope the wait ain't too long.
1414
01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:49,875
You don't have a problem
with getting lined up here, do you?
1415
01:02:49,958 --> 01:02:52,833
Yeah. I'm chilling. This place is dope.
1416
01:02:52,916 --> 01:02:53,916
That's right.
1417
01:02:54,750 --> 01:02:58,000
Although, there appears to be a dress code
that I wasn't informed of.
1418
01:02:58,583 --> 01:03:00,208
[Akbar] Great, then we're good.
1419
01:03:00,291 --> 01:03:02,833
Hey, Ak, what's up with White Cuzz?
1420
01:03:04,041 --> 01:03:06,958
Well, I don't know, man. You know,
honestly, I don't really know this nigga.
1421
01:03:09,666 --> 01:03:10,625
Am I White Cuzz?
1422
01:03:11,375 --> 01:03:13,583
- Well, I'm not.
- Hey, yo, White Cuzz.
1423
01:03:14,375 --> 01:03:15,625
I'm White Cuzz, for sure.
1424
01:03:16,791 --> 01:03:18,000
What's up, man?
1425
01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:20,625
Why don't you do me a favor,
slide out of that dead hoodie for me?
1426
01:03:20,708 --> 01:03:21,791
[Ezra] Hmm?
1427
01:03:21,875 --> 01:03:24,583
Your hoodie, nigga, wrong color.
Why don't you take that shit off?
1428
01:03:25,166 --> 01:03:26,208
Oh, shit.
1429
01:03:27,291 --> 01:03:29,958
Oh, yeah, you know what?
It is humid as fuck. Definitely.
1430
01:03:30,041 --> 01:03:32,416
It's funny. You were so cold
in the car a second ago.
1431
01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:35,583
I know, because the AC
was blowing at my throat.
1432
01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:39,375
And I was scared of getting strep,
and then I'm not anymore,
1433
01:03:39,458 --> 01:03:42,041
because we're in this, like,
small place with a bunch of people.
1434
01:03:42,125 --> 01:03:45,291
So I'm like, it's all good.
I'm just gonna take the hoodie off.
1435
01:03:45,375 --> 01:03:48,208
[splutters] Okay. Wait a minute.
Are you sure you wanna do that?
1436
01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:50,500
I mean, who am I?
1437
01:03:50,583 --> 01:03:53,625
But what's gonna happen
after you take that off? What's next?
1438
01:03:53,708 --> 01:03:55,916
Gonna be getting cornered
by his crew out in the shower.
1439
01:03:56,791 --> 01:04:00,625
Fighting for your manhood every day,
till you get tired and tap out.
1440
01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:03,125
And then you be a certified rag doll.
1441
01:04:03,208 --> 01:04:04,666
Certified rag doll?
1442
01:04:04,750 --> 01:04:08,333
Have you doing their laundry
and taking your commissary tray.
1443
01:04:08,416 --> 01:04:09,666
And the very last face you see
1444
01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:12,750
before you cry yourself
to sleep every night will be his.
1445
01:04:12,833 --> 01:04:14,458
And the first face you see in the morning
1446
01:04:14,541 --> 01:04:17,416
when you wake up
from your nightmares will be his.
1447
01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:20,458
Now, is this the kind of
never-ending vicious cycle
1448
01:04:20,541 --> 01:04:21,833
you wanna get subjected to
1449
01:04:21,916 --> 01:04:24,583
just 'cause you wanted
to take your hoodie off?
1450
01:04:26,833 --> 01:04:28,250
They have a commissary here?
1451
01:04:28,750 --> 01:04:32,333
[Shelley] I always wanted to take
my daughter-in-law on a date like this.
1452
01:04:32,416 --> 01:04:34,750
- Okay, I'm excited.
- Yeah. Yeah.
1453
01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:36,208
- Hi.
- [mouths] One second.
1454
01:04:36,291 --> 01:04:38,583
- [exhales]
- [receptionist] Yes…
1455
01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:41,125
Wow. That's attitude.
1456
01:04:41,208 --> 01:04:43,833
Anyway, they offer this beeswax wrap here.
1457
01:04:43,916 --> 01:04:46,125
- [Amira] Mm-hmm.
- It's actually from beehives.
1458
01:04:46,208 --> 01:04:47,291
- Really?
- [Shelley] Yeah.
1459
01:04:47,375 --> 01:04:49,166
They have hives here and--
1460
01:04:49,250 --> 01:04:50,250
- [receptionist] Hey.
- Hi.
1461
01:04:50,333 --> 01:04:52,000
[receptionist] Don't you look cute.
1462
01:04:52,916 --> 01:04:56,458
Yeah, that's no problem.
Are you okay with a male therapist?
1463
01:04:56,541 --> 01:04:58,875
- Oh, wow.
- [receptionist] Yeah, Cesar's great…
1464
01:04:59,791 --> 01:05:01,083
I am so sorry.
1465
01:05:01,166 --> 01:05:02,750
Sorry for what?
1466
01:05:02,833 --> 01:05:05,833
Did… Did you not just see what happened?
1467
01:05:05,916 --> 01:05:07,333
No, what just happened?
1468
01:05:08,041 --> 01:05:11,416
Okay. Just so you know,
I come here all the time.
1469
01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:12,625
- Right?
- Okay, yeah.
1470
01:05:12,708 --> 01:05:15,750
- And so then I come in here with you.
- Mm-hmm.
1471
01:05:15,833 --> 01:05:18,958
And they let some white woman
just go in front of us. [scoffs]
1472
01:05:19,041 --> 01:05:20,875
- [scoffs]
- Oh, oh, I didn't…
1473
01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:24,375
I mean, maybe her appointment
was just ahead of ours.
1474
01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:26,625
I can't believe
what you have to go through.
1475
01:05:26,708 --> 01:05:28,875
- What? What are you--?
- Hang on just a second.
1476
01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:30,875
- No, I really don't think you should--
- I got it.
1477
01:05:30,958 --> 01:05:31,916
Okay, you are.
1478
01:05:33,416 --> 01:05:34,250
Hi.
1479
01:05:34,875 --> 01:05:36,583
Oh, hi. [scoffs]
1480
01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:38,541
Okay, so, um…
1481
01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:42,125
as a future mother-in-law
1482
01:05:42,208 --> 01:05:46,416
of an African-American woman in America,
1483
01:05:47,375 --> 01:05:50,791
I am appalled, and I am disgusted
1484
01:05:50,875 --> 01:05:54,375
to have witnessed the racism
that I just witnessed.
1485
01:05:55,166 --> 01:05:56,666
Wait, what are you talking about?
1486
01:05:56,750 --> 01:05:59,375
Oh, you know exactly
what I'm talking about.
1487
01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:02,333
Hey.
1488
01:06:03,375 --> 01:06:04,916
[receptionist 2 laughs, types]
1489
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:08,583
[chuckles] Miss Shelley.
How about we get us some air?
1490
01:06:09,416 --> 01:06:11,875
- Uh, yeah. We're gonna get some air.
- Get some air.
1491
01:06:12,875 --> 01:06:16,833
- [receptionist] Oh.
- Um, it's under Cohen with-- with a C.
1492
01:06:17,416 --> 01:06:19,750
- Yep.
- [Amira] Get some air.
1493
01:06:19,833 --> 01:06:21,791
["Tonite" by DJ Quik playing]
1494
01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:23,500
♪ Here we go, here we go… ♪
1495
01:06:25,208 --> 01:06:27,208
- [tires screech]
- [siren wailing]
1496
01:06:27,291 --> 01:06:30,416
- [clamoring]
- [man] Right here, right here!
1497
01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:32,500
[hip-hop music continues]
1498
01:06:33,791 --> 01:06:35,625
[cheering]
1499
01:06:37,375 --> 01:06:38,583
♪ They say that I'm hopeless ♪
1500
01:06:38,666 --> 01:06:41,625
♪ But I don't really care
So blame it on the… ♪
1501
01:06:41,708 --> 01:06:44,000
- This looks like a decent run.
- Yeah, man.
1502
01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:46,125
- [player] What's up, Ak?
- What's up?
1503
01:06:46,208 --> 01:06:48,333
Hey, is this anything like Hughes Park?
1504
01:06:48,416 --> 01:06:49,458
Huh?
1505
01:06:49,541 --> 01:06:50,541
Langston Hughes Park.
1506
01:06:50,625 --> 01:06:52,541
You mentioned
that you play there all the time.
1507
01:06:52,625 --> 01:06:54,375
Although a pretty extensive Google search
1508
01:06:54,458 --> 01:06:57,958
and literally every single person I asked
about it never heard of it.
1509
01:06:58,041 --> 01:07:00,166
No, for sure, for sure.
Google's been like…
1510
01:07:01,208 --> 01:07:02,291
Definitely being weird.
1511
01:07:02,375 --> 01:07:04,750
- And that's been, like, issues for me, so…
- Ah!
1512
01:07:04,833 --> 01:07:07,458
I would take it
to the Genius Bar on that one, but, uh…
1513
01:07:07,541 --> 01:07:09,708
Also, it's like a pop-up Langston Hughes,
1514
01:07:09,791 --> 01:07:12,166
but this definitely has,
like, a Langston Hughes Park…
1515
01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:14,500
- Mm-hmm.
- Sort of charisma to it, for sure.
1516
01:07:14,583 --> 01:07:17,291
Yeah, man, why don't you
go out there and get a run in?
1517
01:07:18,458 --> 01:07:20,416
- Now?
- Yeah, man, go play.
1518
01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:23,625
I think there's,
like, a lot of people waiting and stuff.
1519
01:07:23,708 --> 01:07:25,000
Hey, can my man play?
1520
01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:26,583
[player] Yeah, come on in. Let's ball.
1521
01:07:26,666 --> 01:07:27,708
You got next.
1522
01:07:27,791 --> 01:07:29,791
- [player] Hurry up.
- All right, yeah.
1523
01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:33,375
All right, now, go out there
and get your Langston Hughes on.
1524
01:07:33,458 --> 01:07:34,625
I'm gonna.
1525
01:07:34,708 --> 01:07:37,416
Yeah. Hey. "Life for me
ain't been no crystal stair."
1526
01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:41,958
- That's good.
- Uh, that's Langston Hughes.
1527
01:07:42,833 --> 01:07:44,833
I know, dude.
I say that shit all the time.
1528
01:07:44,916 --> 01:07:46,375
That's my email signature.
1529
01:07:46,458 --> 01:07:48,666
[laughs]
1530
01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:53,416
[players shout]
1531
01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:55,708
- [grunts]
- [player] What the hell you doing, bro?
1532
01:07:55,791 --> 01:07:58,125
- [Ezra] Oh, you're filming this?
- Yeah, kind of.
1533
01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,541
- You don't have to.
- I know it. I'm doing it for me.
1534
01:08:00,625 --> 01:08:03,666
- [Ezra] Okay.
- [laughs] Come on now, Langston.
1535
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:04,916
[clamoring]
1536
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,916
Swing that. [chuckles]
1537
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,208
- [player] Come on, dude!
- [Akbar] Come on now, Langston.
1538
01:08:13,958 --> 01:08:16,083
[dramatic music playing]
1539
01:08:26,458 --> 01:08:29,166
- [players shout]
- ["All I Do is Win" by DJ Khaled playing]
1540
01:08:29,250 --> 01:08:30,583
You weren't filming that?
1541
01:08:30,666 --> 01:08:32,708
Nah, I'mma get the next one though.
1542
01:08:32,791 --> 01:08:34,333
♪ All I do is win, win, win… ♪
1543
01:08:34,541 --> 01:08:36,333
Now go around him. That's right.
1544
01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:37,583
[players shout]
1545
01:08:37,666 --> 01:08:40,708
Come on now.
Hey, y'all gonna just let him do that?
1546
01:08:41,791 --> 01:08:43,791
♪ Everybody's hands go up… ♪
1547
01:08:44,750 --> 01:08:45,875
♪ And they stay there… ♪
1548
01:08:45,958 --> 01:08:47,291
[players cheering]
1549
01:08:47,833 --> 01:08:49,416
♪ And they say yeah… ♪
1550
01:08:51,791 --> 01:08:53,291
[chattering]
1551
01:08:53,375 --> 01:08:55,625
Mr. Mohammad, this was awesome.
We gotta do it again.
1552
01:08:55,708 --> 01:08:57,250
Yeah, I had a ball.
1553
01:08:57,333 --> 01:08:59,500
Throw me on a text with these guys.
They're too much.
1554
01:08:59,583 --> 01:09:00,791
[players cheering]
1555
01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:03,750
- [chattering]
- [laughing]
1556
01:09:03,833 --> 01:09:05,791
♪ And they say yeah… ♪
1557
01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:08,291
- [Ezra] What are you saying?
- [Mo] Dude.
1558
01:09:08,375 --> 01:09:12,041
Black people and white people
will never be cool. Period.
1559
01:09:12,125 --> 01:09:14,833
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- The truth, dawg.
1560
01:09:15,625 --> 01:09:18,666
You're my best friend
and my business partner.
1561
01:09:18,750 --> 01:09:21,000
Yeah, that's how powerful
this shit is, bro.
1562
01:09:21,083 --> 01:09:24,291
It's kind of like when
you cheat on a woman, right?
1563
01:09:24,833 --> 01:09:27,708
When you cheat on a woman, it's like
you try to move forward but never can.
1564
01:09:27,791 --> 01:09:29,583
Why? 'Cause she just
keeps asking questions.
1565
01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:32,208
She needs to know every detail.
She won't let it go, you know.
1566
01:09:32,291 --> 01:09:34,458
It's like, "Did you strap her?"
1567
01:09:34,541 --> 01:09:37,500
"Did she suck it? Did you guys do anal?"
1568
01:09:37,583 --> 01:09:40,208
This is not where
I was expecting this to go.
1569
01:09:40,291 --> 01:09:42,916
Oh, I mean, it's where it needs to go,
man, 'cause it's the truth.
1570
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:47,250
For Black people in this country,
white dudes are the cheater.
1571
01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:50,583
And we're the chick who can't move on.
1572
01:09:51,208 --> 01:09:53,166
No matter how bad we want to,
1573
01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:57,208
we can't forget what y'all did
and what y'all are still doing.
1574
01:09:57,291 --> 01:10:00,291
[hip-hop music playing]
1575
01:10:06,375 --> 01:10:08,833
- [man grunting]
- [Shelley] Oh.
1576
01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:14,125
For those who don't know who I am,
I am Demetrius, uh, Amira's cousin.
1577
01:10:14,208 --> 01:10:15,625
Love her to death.
1578
01:10:15,708 --> 01:10:17,666
And, uh, I'm a wedding planner.
1579
01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:20,458
Okay, first off, my name is "Amira,"
1580
01:10:20,541 --> 01:10:24,083
and you do day parties
at the airport DoubleTree.
1581
01:10:24,166 --> 01:10:27,000
Uh, business is expanding
as it should, right?
1582
01:10:27,083 --> 01:10:30,041
[chuckles] I mean,
if you ain't escalating, what you doing?
1583
01:10:30,125 --> 01:10:31,500
- You know?
- Yeah.
1584
01:10:31,583 --> 01:10:32,916
[woman laughs]
1585
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:38,333
Well, um, I am Becca
and, uh, also a party planner.
1586
01:10:38,416 --> 01:10:41,125
- I am an old friend of the Cohens.
- Yeah.
1587
01:10:41,208 --> 01:10:44,041
I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to be rude or anything.
1588
01:10:44,125 --> 01:10:46,833
But why… why do we need them?
1589
01:10:46,916 --> 01:10:49,833
- Oh, Amira.
- Look, I can't stress this enough.
1590
01:10:49,916 --> 01:10:52,083
But I told you stress is gonna be extra
1591
01:10:52,166 --> 01:10:55,291
if I'm gonna be dealing with her,
'cause I… I gotta be amazing.
1592
01:10:55,375 --> 01:10:57,208
Don't worry about it.
She's gonna cooperate.
1593
01:10:57,291 --> 01:10:58,208
[Demetrius] Thank you.
1594
01:10:58,291 --> 01:11:00,041
You know,
you really don't have a lot of time.
1595
01:11:00,125 --> 01:11:02,375
so I do think
we have to jump in pretty quickly.
1596
01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:05,916
I thought maybe we could start
with a theme, lock that down.
1597
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:09,125
Um, and I was thinking
maybe like an old Hollywood.
1598
01:11:09,208 --> 01:11:11,250
[gasps] I love old Hollywood.
1599
01:11:11,333 --> 01:11:12,791
Right? I know.
1600
01:11:12,875 --> 01:11:14,958
You love the period
when Black entertainers
1601
01:11:15,041 --> 01:11:17,333
couldn't stay
in the hotels they performed in?
1602
01:11:17,416 --> 01:11:18,416
[Demetrius groans]
1603
01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:21,583
- That's an excellent point.
- [mother] Mm-hmm.
1604
01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:23,791
You know,
I've always hated Gone with the Wind.
1605
01:11:23,875 --> 01:11:25,916
Way before you were supposed to.
1606
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,416
[Shelley] Before it was cool.
1607
01:11:27,541 --> 01:11:30,541
See, the spirit is moving me
to move in this direction, which is, uh,
1608
01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:33,541
I was thinking more
of, like, a Tron type of feel.
1609
01:11:33,625 --> 01:11:35,041
You know? Remember the '80s Tron?
1610
01:11:35,125 --> 01:11:36,416
- No.
- [Akbar] Yeah.
1611
01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:39,291
So we have a Tron type of wedding,
but a hood Tron, you know.
1612
01:11:39,375 --> 01:11:41,333
Keep it…. Keep it less expensive
1613
01:11:41,416 --> 01:11:45,583
by having, uh, LED light suits instead
of the regular suits.
1614
01:11:45,666 --> 01:11:49,166
Have it in the hood, having real people
doing real things in the Tron world.
1615
01:11:49,250 --> 01:11:51,291
- I… I don't think--
- I like that.
1616
01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:53,916
- I don't.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, brother, there we are.
1617
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,375
[Shelley] A little clarity.
1618
01:11:55,458 --> 01:11:58,791
Do you mean that everybody
wears the same suit to the wedding?
1619
01:11:58,875 --> 01:12:01,625
Nah, you pick your color,
but you gotta get in where you fit in.
1620
01:12:01,708 --> 01:12:02,791
First come, first serve.
1621
01:12:02,875 --> 01:12:04,375
I want a red-- I want a red one.
1622
01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:06,833
You want the red one?
We got that. So the red is gone.
1623
01:12:06,916 --> 01:12:08,416
[Shelley] Where do we get the suits?
1624
01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:09,708
Oh, I'll bring the suits, yeah.
1625
01:12:09,791 --> 01:12:12,458
I'll bring the suits.
I got 40 hood Tron suits,
1626
01:12:12,541 --> 01:12:14,208
and, uh, they light up.
1627
01:12:14,291 --> 01:12:16,458
- All of 'em work. It's gonna be great.
- [Akbar] Mm.
1628
01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:18,875
- And you have 40 of them?
- Forty of 'em.
1629
01:12:18,958 --> 01:12:21,666
Anybody outside of y'all wedding,
more than 40 people,
1630
01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:23,083
then that's on y'all.
1631
01:12:23,166 --> 01:12:26,083
I wouldn't bring them
'cause they couldn't fit in the suit.
1632
01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:28,833
They gonna look weird
without being in a suit.
1633
01:12:28,916 --> 01:12:31,333
- It'll be cool, brother. There you go.
- That sounds different.
1634
01:12:31,416 --> 01:12:34,583
- Ain't nobody did the Tron wedding.
- [Demetrius] Ain't nobody did that.
1635
01:12:34,666 --> 01:12:36,750
Yo, our parents are killing us.
1636
01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:37,750
I know.
1637
01:12:37,833 --> 01:12:41,416
The good news is
we are almost done with it.
1638
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,583
And they've been so busy,
they're basically out of our lives.
1639
01:12:44,666 --> 01:12:46,708
You're right.
I haven't heard from my mom in days.
1640
01:12:46,791 --> 01:12:47,958
It's been amazing.
1641
01:12:48,041 --> 01:12:50,750
Yeah, I haven't heard
from my dad either, which is rare,
1642
01:12:50,833 --> 01:12:54,833
because he hasn't even sent one
of his "form follows function" texts.
1643
01:12:55,625 --> 01:12:57,708
Do you think
something terrible happened to him?
1644
01:12:57,791 --> 01:13:00,166
Oh, my God, no. Why would you say that?
1645
01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:01,875
No, I-- that would be horrible.
1646
01:13:03,291 --> 01:13:07,416
That would be the worst.
I'm just making sure he's okay.
1647
01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:09,500
Anyway, babe, I gotta go.
1648
01:13:09,583 --> 01:13:11,708
- I don't wanna be late. Kiss.
- You look beautiful.
1649
01:13:12,458 --> 01:13:13,416
Thank you.
1650
01:13:13,500 --> 01:13:16,416
You're gonna kill it.
Remember, you got the juice.
1651
01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:18,291
You really
haven't seen that movie, have you?
1652
01:13:18,375 --> 01:13:20,708
If you fucking say
I haven't seen Juice one more time,
1653
01:13:20,791 --> 01:13:22,083
I will leave your ass.
1654
01:13:22,166 --> 01:13:24,291
[Amira laughs]
1655
01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:28,041
That's why with the Victorian dress,
I went with the blues and the greens.
1656
01:13:28,125 --> 01:13:30,291
A very rich color for this time.
1657
01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:33,333
And just so you guys know, I have
really great relationships downtown,
1658
01:13:33,416 --> 01:13:36,625
and I can get high-quality fabrics
for, like, a fraction of the cost.
1659
01:13:36,708 --> 01:13:38,250
- This is great.
- Yeah.
1660
01:13:38,333 --> 01:13:40,458
I would love to leave you guys
with some of my sketches.
1661
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:41,625
[man] That would be amazing.
1662
01:13:41,708 --> 01:13:44,041
Man. And can you remind me
when you graduated Harvard?
1663
01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:46,000
It's just maybe we know the same people.
1664
01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:48,041
Oh, um,
1665
01:13:48,125 --> 01:13:51,166
I… I didn't go to, um, Harvard.
I went to Howard.
1666
01:13:51,791 --> 01:13:54,000
Howard. Sounds kind of similar.
1667
01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:55,625
It's like a Black Harvard.
1668
01:13:57,541 --> 01:13:58,791
Interesting.
1669
01:14:01,541 --> 01:14:02,625
[Ezra] Let's go!
1670
01:14:02,708 --> 01:14:05,333
No, I'm telling you, this bachelor party's
exactly what you need
1671
01:14:05,416 --> 01:14:07,583
to get your mind right
before the wedding, homie.
1672
01:14:07,666 --> 01:14:09,333
I'm so fucking stressed, bro.
1673
01:14:09,416 --> 01:14:10,625
- Oh!
- I can't wait.
1674
01:14:10,708 --> 01:14:14,333
Vegas with the motherfucking squad, nigga.
We gonna have so much fun.
1675
01:14:14,416 --> 01:14:16,666
Bro, I'm gonna do molly
and lick a stripper's toes, man.
1676
01:14:16,750 --> 01:14:18,833
Shit's gonna be lit. [chuckles]
1677
01:14:18,916 --> 01:14:21,291
Hey. What's going on, y'all?
1678
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:23,750
- Hey, what's up?
- [Mo] Mm.
1679
01:14:23,833 --> 01:14:24,791
What's up?
1680
01:14:24,875 --> 01:14:27,416
Yeah, man.
Hope it's not a problem me being here.
1681
01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:30,791
You know, I figure I'd tag along.
I brought Omar too.
1682
01:14:30,875 --> 01:14:32,041
What's up, nigga?
1683
01:14:32,583 --> 01:14:33,833
Hey, Omar.
1684
01:14:33,916 --> 01:14:36,875
Yeah, when I found out that Amira
1685
01:14:36,958 --> 01:14:39,958
was gonna take your mother and sister
to Palm Springs with the girls,
1686
01:14:40,041 --> 01:14:43,583
I figured it'd be cool for me
to come hang out with the fellas.
1687
01:14:44,291 --> 01:14:47,166
- Yeah, that's such a good and normal idea.
- Yeah.
1688
01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:48,500
Listen, when we're in Vegas,
1689
01:14:48,583 --> 01:14:50,958
I don't want you thinking
I'm your future father-in-law.
1690
01:14:51,041 --> 01:14:52,208
I'm not that guy.
1691
01:14:52,291 --> 01:14:55,541
I'm just another one of the fellas,
hanging out having a good time.
1692
01:14:55,625 --> 01:14:57,500
Hey, what's your boy's name again?
1693
01:14:58,291 --> 01:15:00,625
Uh, my name's Mo, and I have titties.
1694
01:15:01,250 --> 01:15:03,750
- Oh, I'm sorry, bro-- um, sister-- Mo.
- [Mo] Mm-hmm.
1695
01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:05,958
- Yeah.
- Yeah. [sighs]
1696
01:15:06,041 --> 01:15:08,708
- [man] Can I get my seat?
- I'm sorry about that, yeah.
1697
01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:10,708
We gonna have fun.
1698
01:15:11,250 --> 01:15:12,625
Totally.
1699
01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:14,833
- What the fuck is going on?
- Bro, I don't know.
1700
01:15:14,916 --> 01:15:17,625
But his casual nature
is terrifying, all right?
1701
01:15:17,708 --> 01:15:19,250
He's the type of nigga that'll kill you
1702
01:15:19,333 --> 01:15:21,791
and get a solid nine
and a half hours of sleep.
1703
01:15:21,875 --> 01:15:23,000
I've done that.
1704
01:15:25,750 --> 01:15:26,958
I've done that.
1705
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,041
Hey, did you know that Mo had titties?
1706
01:15:33,125 --> 01:15:34,500
Yeah, they're on her chest.
1707
01:15:36,708 --> 01:15:38,083
Dude, uh, so what's your plan?
1708
01:15:38,166 --> 01:15:40,333
We catch this kid with the beard
doing weird stupid shit,
1709
01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:42,083
and you just snitch on him
to your daughter?
1710
01:15:42,166 --> 01:15:46,125
No, we gonna just go down there
and make sure he don't have no fun.
1711
01:15:48,708 --> 01:15:51,250
That is very low class of you.
1712
01:15:52,416 --> 01:15:55,333
- But I cannot lie. That is a good plan.
- Hmm.
1713
01:15:55,416 --> 01:15:57,666
Vegas has a knack
for bringing out who people really are.
1714
01:15:57,750 --> 01:16:00,416
- That's right.
- Can tell a lot about a man by his crew.
1715
01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:01,416
That's right.
1716
01:16:01,500 --> 01:16:03,708
- [cork pops]
- [laughing, shouting]
1717
01:16:03,791 --> 01:16:04,833
- Cheers!
- [man] Shot!
1718
01:16:04,916 --> 01:16:05,875
Shot!
1719
01:16:07,041 --> 01:16:08,041
- Swallow the pill.
- Ahh!
1720
01:16:08,125 --> 01:16:10,500
- [Mo] All right, this is for my boy.
- [Ezra] Yeah.
1721
01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:13,375
The E to the Z to the motherfucking E.
You know what I'm saying?
1722
01:16:13,458 --> 01:16:15,666
He's trading in his pimp card, boys.
1723
01:16:15,750 --> 01:16:17,583
- Yeah, this one's for me.
- [Mo] Hell yeah!
1724
01:16:18,166 --> 01:16:19,541
[women shouting]
1725
01:16:19,625 --> 01:16:21,958
{\an8}["Drop It Like It's Hot"
by Snoop Dogg playing]
1726
01:16:22,541 --> 01:16:24,750
♪ When the pimp's in the crib, Ma
Drop it… ♪
1727
01:16:24,833 --> 01:16:26,708
- [shouting]
- [laughing]
1728
01:16:26,791 --> 01:16:28,708
- Hi!
- You glowing and shit.
1729
01:16:28,791 --> 01:16:33,166
Ladies, who's making
all the noise in the lobby?
1730
01:16:33,250 --> 01:16:35,500
[shouting]
1731
01:16:35,583 --> 01:16:37,458
- Hey!
- Hi, gorgey!
1732
01:16:37,541 --> 01:16:41,041
- Well, hello, titties! Mwah!
- [laughing]
1733
01:16:41,125 --> 01:16:44,125
- [women chattering]
- Hello, girls!
1734
01:16:47,458 --> 01:16:48,541
Who is this white woman?
1735
01:16:48,625 --> 01:16:49,458
[Shelley] Oh.
1736
01:16:49,541 --> 01:16:54,375
You guys, so this is
Miss Shelley, Ezra's mother.
1737
01:16:54,458 --> 01:16:56,416
- [all] Oh!
- [laughing]
1738
01:16:56,500 --> 01:17:00,125
Gosh, you are all so gorgeous.
1739
01:17:00,208 --> 01:17:02,166
- I can't stop staring at you.
- Thank you.
1740
01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:04,500
Honestly, it's like, these earrings
1741
01:17:04,583 --> 01:17:08,166
and the orange business up top.
1742
01:17:08,250 --> 01:17:10,125
- [laughing]
- [Shelley] It's just so dope.
1743
01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:12,750
- I can't get over it. And the hair.
- It's dope.
1744
01:17:12,833 --> 01:17:15,458
I mean,
I am straight up simping for all of you.
1745
01:17:15,541 --> 01:17:17,125
- [all laugh]
- Yeah.
1746
01:17:18,041 --> 01:17:20,041
[laughing]
1747
01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:24,500
And that is a beautiful tattoo.
1748
01:17:24,583 --> 01:17:26,958
- Oh, thank you.
- Of course. What does that say?
1749
01:17:27,666 --> 01:17:29,666
It says, "Rest in peace, Big Rev."
1750
01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:31,875
Oh, condolences.
1751
01:17:32,708 --> 01:17:34,250
Yeah, he was my heart.
1752
01:17:36,875 --> 01:17:38,375
Um, I wonder why you didn't put it…
1753
01:17:38,458 --> 01:17:40,958
- …on your other breast. Wha--
- Mom, for the love of God.
1754
01:17:41,041 --> 01:17:43,625
- [clears throat] I'm so sorry.
- Yes.
1755
01:17:43,708 --> 01:17:45,666
For your loss and for my mom.
1756
01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:47,291
- What? [scoffs]
- [laughs]
1757
01:17:47,375 --> 01:17:51,125
- ["Popstar" by DJ Khaled playing]
- [crowd chattering, laughing]
1758
01:17:51,208 --> 01:17:53,666
- ♪ Another one ♪ [echoes]
- ♪ Yeah ♪
1759
01:17:53,750 --> 01:17:55,250
♪ DJ Khaled! ♪
1760
01:17:55,333 --> 01:17:58,541
♪ Bitches calling my phone
Like I'm locked up, nonstop ♪
1761
01:17:58,625 --> 01:18:01,583
♪ From the plane
To the fucking helicopter, yeah ♪
1762
01:18:01,666 --> 01:18:04,125
♪ Cops pulling up
Like I'm giving drugs out ♪
1763
01:18:04,208 --> 01:18:07,125
♪ Nah, nah, I'm a pop star, not a doctor ♪
1764
01:18:07,208 --> 01:18:10,333
♪ Bitches calling my phone
Like I'm locked up, nonstop ♪
1765
01:18:10,416 --> 01:18:13,375
♪ From the plane
To the fucking helicopter, yeah ♪
1766
01:18:13,458 --> 01:18:15,666
♪ Cops pulling up
Like I'm giving drugs out ♪
1767
01:18:15,750 --> 01:18:18,708
♪ Nah, nah, I'm a pop star, not a doctor ♪
1768
01:18:19,458 --> 01:18:22,708
♪ Hey, shorty with the long text
I don't talk, hey ♪
1769
01:18:22,791 --> 01:18:25,833
♪ Shorty with the long legs
She don't walk, hey ♪
1770
01:18:25,916 --> 01:18:28,666
♪ Yeah, last year
I kept it on the tuck, hey ♪
1771
01:18:28,791 --> 01:18:31,666
♪ 2020, I came to fuck it up, yeah ♪
1772
01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:34,333
♪ I wanna long life, a legendary one ♪
1773
01:18:34,416 --> 01:18:37,583
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ I want a quick death and an easy one ♪
1774
01:18:37,666 --> 01:18:40,416
♪ I want a pretty girl and an honest one ♪
1775
01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:43,458
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ I want this drink and another one… ♪
1776
01:18:43,541 --> 01:18:45,166
[cheering]
1777
01:18:45,250 --> 01:18:48,083
♪ I'm a pop star
This shit ain't bubblegum ♪
1778
01:18:48,166 --> 01:18:50,458
♪ You would probably think
My manager is Scooter Braun… ♪
1779
01:18:50,541 --> 01:18:52,625
[man snorting] Ah!
1780
01:18:52,708 --> 01:18:55,166
[chuckles, clears throat]
1781
01:18:55,250 --> 01:18:57,083
Hey, let me get this straight.
1782
01:18:57,166 --> 01:19:00,250
Every single person that you know
does coke, but you don't?
1783
01:19:02,083 --> 01:19:04,166
Yeah, it's crazy and upsetting.
1784
01:19:04,250 --> 01:19:07,625
It's… It's driving us apart, honestly.
1785
01:19:08,416 --> 01:19:11,708
I miss them the way they were, you know.
1786
01:19:11,791 --> 01:19:15,875
Yo! Ezra!
Ezra, buddy, buddy. We're almost out.
1787
01:19:15,958 --> 01:19:19,541
So we need your guy's number.
So we need to call the coke guy.
1788
01:19:19,625 --> 01:19:22,750
Your guy, your coke guy.
Can we call him? Thank you.
1789
01:19:22,833 --> 01:19:25,583
What guy? I don't have a guy!
1790
01:19:25,666 --> 01:19:27,625
Ez, what? You definitely have a guy.
1791
01:19:27,708 --> 01:19:30,250
- You got a guy.
- The coke guy from Vegas from last time.
1792
01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:31,750
Just call him. Quit holding out.
1793
01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:34,875
I think you're so high on cocaine,
you don't know what you're saying.
1794
01:19:34,958 --> 01:19:38,791
I don't have a coke guy.
1795
01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:40,166
- [laughing]
- No. You have a guy.
1796
01:19:40,250 --> 01:19:41,708
We bought cocaine from him.
1797
01:19:41,791 --> 01:19:43,875
- He is a cocaine dealer.
- [man 2] Yeah.
1798
01:19:43,958 --> 01:19:45,375
And we bought coke,
1799
01:19:45,458 --> 01:19:48,958
and you got so high that
you ended up passing out on the Strip.
1800
01:19:49,041 --> 01:19:50,750
You had cocaine all over your face.
1801
01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:52,916
Wait, I think I remember you.
1802
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:55,333
You… You shit your pants last time.
1803
01:19:55,416 --> 01:19:58,458
- Yes, you did! You shit your pants!
- [all laughing]
1804
01:19:58,541 --> 01:20:01,041
- From cocaine use! You did that.
- [mouths] Shut the fuck up.
1805
01:20:01,125 --> 01:20:03,875
Sniff, sniff, motherfuckers,
guess who I found.
1806
01:20:03,958 --> 01:20:07,083
- [all] Coke guy!
- [Mo] Exactly! Ho-ho!
1807
01:20:07,166 --> 01:20:11,041
Ezra! Ezra,
that's the guy I was talking about.
1808
01:20:11,125 --> 01:20:12,250
The coke guy!
1809
01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:14,458
Look. Look, look at his knuckles.
1810
01:20:14,541 --> 01:20:16,875
Yeah, it says "Coke Guy"
right there on his knuckles.
1811
01:20:16,958 --> 01:20:20,416
Ezra! Thank you for
the Edible Arrangement on my birthday.
1812
01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:23,291
Such a mensch. For you, Papi.
1813
01:20:25,208 --> 01:20:29,416
God damn. That's a lot
of cocaine you got there, Ezra.
1814
01:20:30,708 --> 01:20:31,583
Yeah.
1815
01:20:32,583 --> 01:20:35,625
Hey, you shit on yourself
last time you was here?
1816
01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:38,833
You shat your slacks?
1817
01:20:38,916 --> 01:20:41,041
Yes, but not from cocaine.
1818
01:20:41,125 --> 01:20:44,333
It was from… It was from Chipotle.
1819
01:20:45,916 --> 01:20:47,250
- [chattering]
- [laughing]
1820
01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:50,333
- I'm ready. I am ready!
- Oh!
1821
01:20:50,416 --> 01:20:53,375
- Seven letters. Plural.
- Yeah, right.
1822
01:20:53,458 --> 01:20:56,625
A group of people who move beautifully.
1823
01:20:56,708 --> 01:20:59,458
Okay, you said plural, so there's an "s."
1824
01:20:59,541 --> 01:21:00,541
- [mother] "S."
- Good.
1825
01:21:00,625 --> 01:21:02,833
- Oh, strippers! Strippers!
- [woman] Too many letters.
1826
01:21:02,916 --> 01:21:03,958
[imitates buzzer]
1827
01:21:04,041 --> 01:21:06,916
Oh, wait. Oh, no, no, no, I've got it.
1828
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,666
Is it an "n" word?
1829
01:21:09,333 --> 01:21:10,166
[mother exhales]
1830
01:21:12,958 --> 01:21:13,875
[Shelley] No.
1831
01:21:14,625 --> 01:21:17,125
No, no. I meant N-Navajos.
1832
01:21:17,208 --> 01:21:19,583
- [woman] Oh, jeez.
- [Shelley] No, that's where I was going.
1833
01:21:19,666 --> 01:21:21,541
Was Navajos, because, um…
1834
01:21:22,125 --> 01:21:24,416
- You know, when they move, the Navajo--
- [Liza] Mom.
1835
01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:26,000
Mom, please.
1836
01:21:26,083 --> 01:21:26,916
[Shelley] What?
1837
01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:31,541
- Oh. Dancers!
- [screaming]
1838
01:21:32,208 --> 01:21:33,250
Oh, my God!
1839
01:21:33,333 --> 01:21:34,291
What the hell!
1840
01:21:34,375 --> 01:21:35,958
What the hell is wrong with you?
1841
01:21:36,041 --> 01:21:37,375
- [woman 1 shouts]
- [gasps]
1842
01:21:37,458 --> 01:21:39,208
- [woman 2] Oh, my God!
- [shouts]
1843
01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:40,750
[shouting]
1844
01:21:40,833 --> 01:21:41,958
No, no!
1845
01:21:42,041 --> 01:21:43,708
[woman 2] It's okay.
Your braids look good.
1846
01:21:43,791 --> 01:21:45,375
It's hooked onto my…
1847
01:21:45,458 --> 01:21:48,291
- It's okay. Somebody get her a wig.
- [chattering]
1848
01:21:48,375 --> 01:21:50,916
- Did you know this was a wig?
- No, I… I didn't know that.
1849
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:54,750
I mean, this… this is kind of amazing
craftsmanship, don't you think? Because--
1850
01:21:54,833 --> 01:21:57,500
- Gimme the girl's wig back. Gimme the wig.
- What--
1851
01:21:57,583 --> 01:21:59,458
- Now it's all tangled up.
- [woman 3] You're okay.
1852
01:21:59,541 --> 01:22:01,541
- [woman 1] Let's go!
- [woman 2] Okay.
1853
01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:03,000
[woman 1] We out.
1854
01:22:03,083 --> 01:22:04,291
What ha--
1855
01:22:05,458 --> 01:22:08,500
- [Ezra] Was your trip as bad as mine?
- [Amira] I guess you could say that.
1856
01:22:08,583 --> 01:22:10,208
[exhales] Yeah, mine was rough.
1857
01:22:11,625 --> 01:22:13,125
Did your dad say anything?
1858
01:22:13,708 --> 01:22:15,625
No. Why? Should he?
1859
01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:18,916
No, just that, uh, everything went okay,
1860
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:22,750
and it was totally normal, so, yeah.
1861
01:22:23,375 --> 01:22:25,958
- Okay.
- Why was yours rough? 'Cause my mom?
1862
01:22:26,041 --> 01:22:28,375
[Amira sighs] I don't wanna talk about it.
1863
01:22:28,458 --> 01:22:29,916
[scoffs] What'd she do this time?
1864
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,750
Ezra, I don't--
I really don't wanna talk about it.
1865
01:22:32,833 --> 01:22:34,291
Just tell me what she did.
1866
01:22:35,208 --> 01:22:39,625
[sighs] Okay, she pulled the same
tone-deaf shit she does all the time.
1867
01:22:39,708 --> 01:22:41,708
But that's what y'all do, so…
1868
01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:44,416
What type of shit is that to say?
1869
01:22:46,583 --> 01:22:48,583
I'm sorry. I just got a lot on my mind.
1870
01:22:49,125 --> 01:22:50,125
I'm sorry.
1871
01:22:51,958 --> 01:22:54,375
[Ezra sighs] Okay.
1872
01:22:56,625 --> 01:22:58,666
Whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
1873
01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:01,541
- Throwing this shit away.
- Why?
1874
01:23:01,625 --> 01:23:04,166
Because I didn't get the job, Ezra.
That's why.
1875
01:23:04,833 --> 01:23:05,875
What?
1876
01:23:05,958 --> 01:23:09,583
The producer called me and told me
that he went with someone else.
1877
01:23:09,666 --> 01:23:12,750
Someone who has more
period piece experience. I don't know.
1878
01:23:14,208 --> 01:23:15,250
[Ezra] Baby, I'm sorry.
1879
01:23:15,333 --> 01:23:19,500
If it's any consolation,
I can hold you down for a while.
1880
01:23:19,583 --> 01:23:22,916
[scoffs] No, Ezra,
I don't wanna be some kept woman.
1881
01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:28,166
I'm just trying to think
of ways to help you, all right?
1882
01:23:28,250 --> 01:23:30,666
Like… [sighs]
1883
01:23:30,750 --> 01:23:31,750
- Let me--
- [Amira sighs]
1884
01:23:31,833 --> 01:23:34,000
Let me call
my family friend Rick Greenwald.
1885
01:23:34,083 --> 01:23:35,125
He's got connections,
1886
01:23:35,208 --> 01:23:37,083
and he'll look out
for you on your next job.
1887
01:23:37,166 --> 01:23:38,708
Oh, the fucking luxury.
1888
01:23:39,291 --> 01:23:42,041
Are you not listening to what I'm saying?
Are you not hearing me?
1889
01:23:42,125 --> 01:23:43,875
Everything I have, I've gotten on my own.
1890
01:23:43,958 --> 01:23:45,708
I've worked really hard for it
1891
01:23:45,791 --> 01:23:48,000
and worked through
all this racist bullshit,
1892
01:23:48,083 --> 01:23:49,416
all for you to be able to come in
1893
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:52,041
and call your family friend
to give me a job
1894
01:23:52,125 --> 01:23:54,291
I probably should have got five years ago?
1895
01:23:54,375 --> 01:23:56,041
How do you think that makes me feel?
1896
01:23:56,916 --> 01:24:00,083
Well, I'm not trying to make you feel bad.
I'm just trying to, like, help.
1897
01:24:00,166 --> 01:24:02,750
And it's okay to accept help
from someone who loves you.
1898
01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:07,541
That's really easy for you to say because
that's how life has worked for you.
1899
01:24:07,625 --> 01:24:09,083
That's not how it works for me.
1900
01:24:09,750 --> 01:24:12,125
Whatever. We have to get ready
for this rehearsal dinner.
1901
01:24:12,208 --> 01:24:14,208
I'm going to the bathroom. Alone.
1902
01:24:14,291 --> 01:24:15,291
Please.
1903
01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:19,583
Yeah, I don't wanna go
to the bathroom with you.
1904
01:24:19,666 --> 01:24:21,083
[Amira] Since when?
1905
01:24:21,708 --> 01:24:23,291
My charger's in there though.
1906
01:24:24,416 --> 01:24:27,041
Let me just grab my charger
before you're in there for a while.
1907
01:24:27,125 --> 01:24:28,083
[Amira] Oh, my God!
1908
01:24:28,166 --> 01:24:31,750
- [man] One, two…
- ♪ Moon ♪
1909
01:24:31,833 --> 01:24:34,000
♪ River ♪
1910
01:24:34,833 --> 01:24:37,958
♪ Wider than a mile… ♪
1911
01:24:40,208 --> 01:24:42,125
[chattering]
1912
01:24:42,208 --> 01:24:46,041
♪ Some day… ♪ [vocalizing]
1913
01:24:47,625 --> 01:24:49,875
[chattering]
1914
01:24:54,041 --> 01:24:57,500
- [chattering continues]
- [laughing]
1915
01:24:59,291 --> 01:25:02,791
- Woody!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
1916
01:25:02,875 --> 01:25:04,875
My name is Akbar Mohammad, bro.
1917
01:25:04,958 --> 01:25:08,166
Oh, man. Mama named you Woody.
I'm calling you Woody.
1918
01:25:08,250 --> 01:25:11,791
Yeah, Mama didn't give birth
to no fake-Versace-wearing,
1919
01:25:11,875 --> 01:25:15,000
PPP-loan-scamming career criminal,
but here we are.
1920
01:25:15,083 --> 01:25:16,375
This is Versace.
1921
01:25:16,458 --> 01:25:17,875
Nigga, please.
1922
01:25:17,958 --> 01:25:19,583
Anyway, I ain't no criminal, okay?
1923
01:25:19,666 --> 01:25:22,166
It was a peeping Tom charge, okay?
1924
01:25:22,250 --> 01:25:25,791
I was looking in there, peeping to see
if my baby mama was cheating,
1925
01:25:25,875 --> 01:25:29,000
so I could get lower prices
on my child support.
1926
01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:30,375
Why peep through the window?
1927
01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:34,458
Because I wanted to see somebody
have her broke down over, like a shotgun.
1928
01:25:34,541 --> 01:25:36,250
That ain't gonna lower your child support.
1929
01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:39,208
The judge seen her being a ho,
my child support will go low.
1930
01:25:39,291 --> 01:25:41,875
Can't go up in the judge,
"I seen her bent over, Your Honor."
1931
01:25:41,958 --> 01:25:42,916
"I should get less."
1932
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:45,458
[chuckles] The judge ain't gonna
give you less money.
1933
01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:46,958
I've done it before.
1934
01:25:47,041 --> 01:25:49,083
- Hi, Uncle EJ.
- [EJ] Hey, baby!
1935
01:25:49,166 --> 01:25:51,416
Hey!
1936
01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:54,791
This is Ezra. Ezra, this my Uncle EJ.
1937
01:25:55,375 --> 01:25:57,416
- What's up, Ez? What'd you say, Ez--
- Ezra.
1938
01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:59,750
- Famous Uncle EJ. Heard a lot about you.
- This is my uncle.
1939
01:25:59,833 --> 01:26:00,708
[EJ] Okay.
1940
01:26:00,791 --> 01:26:03,125
Yeah, this is Ezra. This is the man.
1941
01:26:03,791 --> 01:26:05,375
- My man, all right.
- [Akbar exhales]
1942
01:26:05,458 --> 01:26:08,208
Okay, I'm gonna go say what's up to Renee.
1943
01:26:08,291 --> 01:26:09,458
- [EJ] Yeah.
- Y'all be nice.
1944
01:26:09,541 --> 01:26:10,625
We'll be nice to Ezra.
1945
01:26:10,708 --> 01:26:13,416
You gonna let this credit card sit here,
we gonna swipe him.
1946
01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:14,333
[Amira laughs]
1947
01:26:14,416 --> 01:26:17,375
He look like an AmEx,
standing here with his hair slicked back.
1948
01:26:17,458 --> 01:26:19,333
- Oh. He lying.
- [chuckling]
1949
01:26:19,416 --> 01:26:20,958
- [laughs] All right.
- All right. Okay.
1950
01:26:21,041 --> 01:26:22,708
Come back soon if you want.
1951
01:26:22,791 --> 01:26:26,625
- Ezra does a podcast on Black culture.
- Oh!
1952
01:26:27,875 --> 01:26:28,958
Tell him, Ezra.
1953
01:26:29,041 --> 01:26:30,458
Yeah, I do podcasts.
1954
01:26:31,041 --> 01:26:32,250
About what?
1955
01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:33,875
The culture.
1956
01:26:34,458 --> 01:26:36,708
Oh, you're gonna just say "culture"
and leave "Black" out?
1957
01:26:37,291 --> 01:26:40,458
[EJ laughs] You gotta get that money
some kind of way, baby, huh?
1958
01:26:40,541 --> 01:26:43,916
Give me $150 real quick.
Don't tell her I asked for the money.
1959
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:45,791
- I won't. I'll Venmo--
- Give me a Cîroc.
1960
01:26:45,875 --> 01:26:49,583
And, uh, the white Barry White
something to drink.
1961
01:26:49,666 --> 01:26:52,416
[laughing]
1962
01:26:52,500 --> 01:26:55,250
["Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe"
by Barry White playing]
1963
01:26:55,333 --> 01:26:58,208
- [chattering]
- Cheers!
1964
01:26:58,291 --> 01:27:00,916
[laughing]
1965
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,875
♪ My darling, I… ♪
1966
01:27:03,375 --> 01:27:04,208
[tapping glass]
1967
01:27:04,291 --> 01:27:06,416
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
I got something to say.
1968
01:27:06,500 --> 01:27:08,375
- I got something to say. Uh…
- [man] Okay, say it!
1969
01:27:08,458 --> 01:27:11,166
This is nice, y'all. This is real nice.
1970
01:27:11,250 --> 01:27:14,583
I ain't never had
no, uh, wedding like this,
1971
01:27:14,666 --> 01:27:17,125
but I mean, I've been married three times.
That's right.
1972
01:27:17,208 --> 01:27:19,125
Two times at the courthouse
1973
01:27:19,208 --> 01:27:21,916
and then one time
at the Benihana's. [chuckles]
1974
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:24,083
We ain't had no reservations,
nothing like that.
1975
01:27:24,166 --> 01:27:28,125
Amira, my cousin, I just wanna say
how happy I am for you and Ezra--
1976
01:27:28,208 --> 01:27:31,833
Girl, we just wanna say congrats.
You marrying this white man.
1977
01:27:31,916 --> 01:27:34,166
- Girl, all these white people are here.
- [scoffs]
1978
01:27:34,250 --> 01:27:37,375
If you like it, we love it,
right? [chuckles]
1979
01:27:37,458 --> 01:27:40,000
- I stormed the Capitol.
- [crowd gasps]
1980
01:27:40,083 --> 01:27:42,416
I did. I was there.
1981
01:27:43,125 --> 01:27:45,208
Ezra tried to stop me.
1982
01:27:47,166 --> 01:27:49,375
He's a liberal cuck, but he's a good man.
1983
01:27:49,458 --> 01:27:52,791
To my best friend Ezra,
who's kind and thoughtful,
1984
01:27:53,375 --> 01:27:56,666
but for whatever reason didn't think
to sit me on the Black side of the table,
1985
01:27:56,750 --> 01:27:59,791
which just aesthetically
makes sense, you know.
1986
01:27:59,875 --> 01:28:04,208
Cheers to inclusion
and our newly found generational wealth.
1987
01:28:04,291 --> 01:28:06,916
"He left the family early, um,
1988
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:10,958
leaving his mother responsible
for everybody, including the house."
1989
01:28:12,166 --> 01:28:14,458
"And after Mom died in 1984,
1990
01:28:14,541 --> 01:28:17,625
Xzibit had no choice
1991
01:28:17,708 --> 01:28:20,000
but to move in back
with his father in New Mexico."
1992
01:28:20,083 --> 01:28:23,208
I… I wanna say…
I wanna say it was Albuquerque.
1993
01:28:23,291 --> 01:28:26,208
- Okay. I think we can wrap it up. Yeah.
- I think.
1994
01:28:26,291 --> 01:28:27,666
That vaccine…
1995
01:28:31,083 --> 01:28:32,666
makes you gay.
1996
01:28:32,750 --> 01:28:34,541
So the moral of the story is
1997
01:28:34,625 --> 01:28:37,458
never date a woman
who don't respect your wife.
1998
01:28:37,541 --> 01:28:39,083
[diners groaning]
1999
01:28:39,166 --> 01:28:42,708
No, I didn't mean to--
I said the wrong shit. [sighs]
2000
01:28:43,666 --> 01:28:46,333
- [chattering]
- [laughing]
2001
01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:54,416
Can I have everybody's attention, please?
2002
01:28:55,166 --> 01:28:56,375
Attention, everyone.
2003
01:28:57,125 --> 01:28:58,625
Yeah, I know it's, uh,
2004
01:28:58,708 --> 01:29:01,791
it's customary for the father
to give a speech on the wedding day.
2005
01:29:02,500 --> 01:29:06,458
But I thought there was some things
that I needed to, uh, address tonight.
2006
01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:08,583
Um,
2007
01:29:09,083 --> 01:29:10,833
when a man's daughter gets married,
2008
01:29:11,916 --> 01:29:14,500
they say that the man is giving her away.
2009
01:29:15,541 --> 01:29:18,375
Now, that's a really hard pill to swallow.
2010
01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:21,000
Because you don't usually know
2011
01:29:21,083 --> 01:29:23,958
who the man is
that you're giving your daughter away to.
2012
01:29:24,958 --> 01:29:25,916
Usually.
2013
01:29:27,708 --> 01:29:29,291
But I consider myself fortunate,
2014
01:29:29,375 --> 01:29:32,500
because I think
I kind of do know who Ezra is.
2015
01:29:32,583 --> 01:29:34,000
[mother chuckles]
2016
01:29:34,083 --> 01:29:39,916
And he's not a drunken, drugged-out,
dream-chasing whore monger
2017
01:29:40,958 --> 01:29:44,375
who surrounds himself
with a bunch of, uh, racist degenerates.
2018
01:29:44,458 --> 01:29:47,458
[chuckling]
2019
01:29:48,375 --> 01:29:49,750
I didn't get that guy.
2020
01:29:51,541 --> 01:29:53,500
I got this guy.
2021
01:29:53,583 --> 01:29:55,750
- [woman] Mmm. Aww.
- [chuckling]
2022
01:29:55,833 --> 01:29:57,333
[EJ] All right, okay, okay.
2023
01:29:57,958 --> 01:30:00,875
So, here's to my beautiful baby girl.
2024
01:30:00,958 --> 01:30:03,541
- [all] Cheers!
- [mother] We love you.
2025
01:30:04,125 --> 01:30:05,833
[Shelley] Congratulations!
2026
01:30:05,916 --> 01:30:07,916
[laughing and chattering continue]
2027
01:30:23,125 --> 01:30:24,125
Thank you, sir.
2028
01:30:24,875 --> 01:30:25,708
Hey.
2029
01:30:27,541 --> 01:30:29,916
Oh, Ezra.
2030
01:30:32,750 --> 01:30:34,916
Thank you for,
uh, what you did back there.
2031
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,583
What did I do back there?
2032
01:30:38,416 --> 01:30:39,333
Your speech.
2033
01:30:39,416 --> 01:30:42,416
You could've, uh,
could've blown up my spot.
2034
01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:43,958
You didn't, so thanks.
2035
01:30:44,041 --> 01:30:47,166
Well, save your thank you,
'cause I didn't do it for you.
2036
01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:48,958
I did that for my daughter.
2037
01:30:49,041 --> 01:30:51,791
You think I'm gonna embarrass her
in front of her whole family?
2038
01:30:52,458 --> 01:30:53,375
No.
2039
01:30:55,291 --> 01:30:56,708
You don't know me too well.
2040
01:30:58,291 --> 01:31:00,791
But here's the thing. I know you.
2041
01:31:01,916 --> 01:31:03,750
I've known you from the very start.
2042
01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:05,750
I had your number from day one.
2043
01:31:06,875 --> 01:31:07,875
And for the life of me,
2044
01:31:07,958 --> 01:31:11,458
I do not know why my daughter
continues to go down this path with you.
2045
01:31:12,041 --> 01:31:14,208
There's one thing
that I'm crystal clear on,
2046
01:31:14,291 --> 01:31:20,666
is that you are absolutely,
positively, unequivocally
2047
01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:23,958
not the right the guy for my daughter.
2048
01:31:24,583 --> 01:31:25,583
Period.
2049
01:31:25,666 --> 01:31:27,750
- Why?
- Excuse me.
2050
01:31:27,833 --> 01:31:29,958
Why am I not
the right guy for your daughter?
2051
01:31:30,041 --> 01:31:31,791
Well, shit, where do I begin?
2052
01:31:31,875 --> 01:31:32,708
Anywhere.
2053
01:31:34,250 --> 01:31:36,708
Well, what… what about
we start at your bachelor party?
2054
01:31:36,791 --> 01:31:39,250
When I saw you in the room
with the strippers and the cocaine,
2055
01:31:39,333 --> 01:31:40,750
how about we start there?
2056
01:31:40,833 --> 01:31:41,916
Why don't we start with
2057
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:44,250
why you were at my bachelor party
in the first place?
2058
01:31:44,916 --> 01:31:46,166
You had no right to be there.
2059
01:31:46,250 --> 01:31:47,958
Bachelor parties are
for people to be weird.
2060
01:31:48,041 --> 01:31:49,500
That's not who I am.
2061
01:31:49,583 --> 01:31:51,416
Okay? It's my dumb fucking friends.
2062
01:31:52,041 --> 01:31:54,375
But you deeboed your way in,
and you got what you wanted.
2063
01:31:54,458 --> 01:31:55,916
I had a shitty time.
2064
01:31:56,708 --> 01:32:00,500
As a matter of fact, I have a shitty time
whenever you're around.
2065
01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:03,500
You're like the cooler to my life,
and I don't know why.
2066
01:32:04,083 --> 01:32:07,125
Because the truth is all I've ever done
2067
01:32:08,541 --> 01:32:10,041
is love your daughter,
2068
01:32:10,583 --> 01:32:12,708
wholly and completely.
2069
01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:15,083
And she loves me,
2070
01:32:15,166 --> 01:32:17,083
and we wanna marry each other.
2071
01:32:17,166 --> 01:32:20,208
And you just decided
before you even met me
2072
01:32:20,291 --> 01:32:21,791
that you hated me.
2073
01:32:22,416 --> 01:32:24,625
[scoffs] And then once you met me,
you put all your energy
2074
01:32:24,708 --> 01:32:26,958
just towards, like, smoking me out
2075
01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:29,500
or trying to prove
I don't belong around Black people,
2076
01:32:29,583 --> 01:32:32,041
or that I'm a researcher
and not a witness.
2077
01:32:32,666 --> 01:32:35,583
That's why you brought me
to play ball at that park.
2078
01:32:35,666 --> 01:32:37,291
Why you brought me to that Crip barbershop
2079
01:32:37,375 --> 01:32:39,208
while I'm wearing a red hoodie
like an idiot.
2080
01:32:39,291 --> 01:32:43,125
It's why you fuck with me about my podcast
and my music taste and how I talk
2081
01:32:43,208 --> 01:32:44,916
and how I think and who my friends are
2082
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,125
and basically
everything that I'm a part of.
2083
01:32:48,166 --> 01:32:50,333
And I just take it. I take it!
2084
01:32:50,416 --> 01:32:52,833
I take your shit. I take it all day.
2085
01:32:53,833 --> 01:32:56,541
And it did teach me one thing
that you were right about.
2086
01:32:56,625 --> 01:32:57,583
[Akbar] And what's that?
2087
01:32:58,166 --> 01:33:02,166
I will never, ever, ever
2088
01:33:03,291 --> 01:33:06,125
know what it's like
to be a Black person in this country.
2089
01:33:07,333 --> 01:33:09,500
But I do know what an asshole is.
2090
01:33:17,875 --> 01:33:19,291
Yeah, yeah, I know.
2091
01:33:19,375 --> 01:33:22,666
I'm really pleased with the way--
and they're such a nice group of--
2092
01:33:22,750 --> 01:33:26,083
Oh, Amira! Amira. Hi!
2093
01:33:26,166 --> 01:33:28,083
Would you excuse me for just a second?
2094
01:33:28,166 --> 01:33:30,083
- Oh, my gosh!
- [Amira] Hi.
2095
01:33:30,166 --> 01:33:32,500
Hi! I just wanted to stop you
2096
01:33:32,583 --> 01:33:34,583
and tell you
that I think you look so pretty.
2097
01:33:34,666 --> 01:33:35,750
Thank you.
2098
01:33:36,333 --> 01:33:37,625
Is that a roller set?
2099
01:33:37,708 --> 01:33:40,666
- Hmm?
- Your hair. Is it a roller set?
2100
01:33:41,583 --> 01:33:43,666
Um, no, it's not.
2101
01:33:43,750 --> 01:33:48,708
Oh. Shoot. Okay.
It's not individuals, right?
2102
01:33:48,791 --> 01:33:49,750
[Amira] No.
2103
01:33:49,833 --> 01:33:52,291
No? Okay. Shit.
2104
01:33:52,375 --> 01:33:55,416
All right, well, I guess I'm gonna
have to go back to the drawing board.
2105
01:33:55,500 --> 01:33:58,000
I, uh-- Ever since the bachelorette party…
2106
01:33:58,083 --> 01:33:58,916
[Amira] Mm-hmm.
2107
01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:02,708
…I just did this really deep dive
on Black women's hair.
2108
01:34:02,791 --> 01:34:06,583
And, um, oh, for example,
I watched the Chris Rock documentary.
2109
01:34:06,666 --> 01:34:10,041
I don't know if you've had a chance
to see it. It's absolutely fantastic.
2110
01:34:10,125 --> 01:34:11,458
And he's so funny.
2111
01:34:11,541 --> 01:34:13,916
There's something about his voice
that always makes me laugh.
2112
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:16,916
But anyway, there's nothing funny
about Black women's hair, you know.
2113
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:20,833
I mean, my God, I just had no idea.
2114
01:34:20,916 --> 01:34:22,875
I mean, it really blew my mind.
2115
01:34:22,958 --> 01:34:25,458
You know, the energy and the time
2116
01:34:25,541 --> 01:34:29,750
and the… the pain and the suffering
that Black women go through.
2117
01:34:29,833 --> 01:34:33,000
And so, anyway,
I just wanted to be well-versed
2118
01:34:33,083 --> 01:34:36,125
for when I saw you next,
and I'll let you get back to it.
2119
01:34:36,750 --> 01:34:39,333
Yeah, and-- but before you go,
can you just tell me…
2120
01:34:39,958 --> 01:34:42,666
[exhales] What is this style?
Just so I know for next time.
2121
01:34:42,750 --> 01:34:44,833
- Shelley, I'm not a toy.
- [Shelley] Because I--
2122
01:34:45,583 --> 01:34:46,500
Hmm?
2123
01:34:46,583 --> 01:34:49,500
I really don't appreciate you treating me
2124
01:34:49,583 --> 01:34:53,083
like some shiny little object
you can show off to your friends.
2125
01:34:53,166 --> 01:34:54,916
Oh, no,
I would never do anything like that.
2126
01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:56,083
- [Amira] No, you are.
- No--
2127
01:34:56,166 --> 01:34:58,750
- [Amira] Just let me finish. Yes, you do.
- Oh, no, I--
2128
01:34:58,833 --> 01:35:02,458
Since I met you,
I've been nothing but kind and respectful.
2129
01:35:02,541 --> 01:35:03,791
And it's starting to feel like
2130
01:35:03,875 --> 01:35:06,416
you're all happy
that you have this Black daughter-in-law
2131
01:35:06,500 --> 01:35:09,041
now that it's cool
to care about Black people.
2132
01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:13,083
I bet every time we hang out,
you tell one of your friends,
2133
01:35:13,166 --> 01:35:15,666
and I can guarantee you
that what you don't tell them
2134
01:35:15,750 --> 01:35:17,250
is that every time we hang out,
2135
01:35:17,333 --> 01:35:21,875
you are wildly offensive
and incredibly inappropriate.
2136
01:35:23,500 --> 01:35:25,583
- Well, I'm not--
- [Amira] Oh, and now you're gonna cry.
2137
01:35:25,666 --> 01:35:27,708
You're gonna clutch your pearls
and play the victim
2138
01:35:27,791 --> 01:35:30,083
as if everything I just said,
none of that was valid.
2139
01:35:30,166 --> 01:35:31,875
My feelings are not valid.
2140
01:35:31,958 --> 01:35:33,291
Your feelings are hurt.
2141
01:35:33,375 --> 01:35:35,250
- Am I being too aggressive with you?
- [splutters]
2142
01:35:35,333 --> 01:35:37,000
[Amira] Am I giving you "angry"?
2143
01:35:38,083 --> 01:35:41,708
The crazy thing is that I really
genuinely wanted to get to know you,
2144
01:35:41,791 --> 01:35:42,750
woman to woman.
2145
01:35:42,833 --> 01:35:44,250
I thought you would see me.
2146
01:35:44,333 --> 01:35:46,833
- That's what I--
- [Amira] No, it's not.
2147
01:35:47,375 --> 01:35:49,625
Because you can't just see me for me.
2148
01:35:50,125 --> 01:35:51,708
It doesn't matter how many books you read
2149
01:35:51,791 --> 01:35:54,333
or how many documentaries that you watch,
2150
01:35:54,416 --> 01:35:57,750
because at the end of the day,
I won't just be Amira to you.
2151
01:35:57,833 --> 01:36:01,041
I'll always be Amira,
the Black token daughter-in-law,
2152
01:36:01,125 --> 01:36:02,541
and that's ignorant.
2153
01:36:03,375 --> 01:36:05,125
Amira, are you okay?
2154
01:36:05,208 --> 01:36:06,041
Not really.
2155
01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:09,500
- Miss Shelley, are you okay?
- Mm-hmm.
2156
01:36:10,125 --> 01:36:13,250
All right. Uh, Amira, honey.
2157
01:36:16,250 --> 01:36:17,666
[sniffles]
2158
01:36:21,833 --> 01:36:23,583
[both] Can I talk to you for a second?
2159
01:36:23,666 --> 01:36:24,583
Yes.
2160
01:36:28,958 --> 01:36:30,375
[gasps] You wanna go first?
2161
01:36:31,041 --> 01:36:34,958
- I do, but it sounds like you do too.
- I do. [exhales]
2162
01:36:38,625 --> 01:36:39,625
Ezra…
2163
01:36:44,166 --> 01:36:46,916
I don't know how this is gonna work.
2164
01:36:49,541 --> 01:36:50,375
Okay.
2165
01:36:51,291 --> 01:36:52,375
[Amira] It's just…
2166
01:36:53,583 --> 01:36:56,208
You know, your family,
2167
01:36:56,291 --> 01:36:59,166
my family, the whole thing,
2168
01:36:59,250 --> 01:37:02,958
I don't know
if it's supposed to be this hard,
2169
01:37:03,041 --> 01:37:05,291
and if I'm being honest, I just…
2170
01:37:06,208 --> 01:37:08,416
Oh, God, I don't have it in me.
2171
01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:12,416
I'm so sorry.
2172
01:37:18,250 --> 01:37:19,125
[Ezra sighs]
2173
01:37:21,875 --> 01:37:23,500
Uh, I don't disagree.
2174
01:37:26,083 --> 01:37:28,458
The stuff with our families, like…
2175
01:37:30,708 --> 01:37:32,083
my mom, your dad.
2176
01:37:33,833 --> 01:37:36,375
Yeah, I guess I don't see it changing, so…
2177
01:37:40,083 --> 01:37:43,250
I do, uh, I do want you to know that,
2178
01:37:44,375 --> 01:37:48,500
uh, this time with you has been,
like, the happiest time of my life, so…
2179
01:37:55,250 --> 01:37:57,583
I feel the same way. [sobs]
2180
01:38:07,375 --> 01:38:08,375
Okay.
2181
01:38:11,833 --> 01:38:13,958
[slow-tempo music playing]
2182
01:38:16,125 --> 01:38:18,125
[vocalizing]
2183
01:38:23,125 --> 01:38:24,000
[sniffles]
2184
01:38:31,500 --> 01:38:33,458
[Ezra] I've been thinking
about something you said.
2185
01:38:33,541 --> 01:38:36,291
[Mo] Nigga, if I had a dollar
for every time I heard that one.
2186
01:38:36,375 --> 01:38:38,708
[Ezra] You're extremely unlikable.
You know that, right?
2187
01:38:39,500 --> 01:38:41,166
- What?
- Whoa-ho!
2188
01:38:42,500 --> 01:38:44,083
- [chuckles] Yee-hee!
- [Ezra] Oh, my!
2189
01:38:44,166 --> 01:38:46,083
[Mo] Anyways, what did I say
2190
01:38:46,166 --> 01:38:49,250
that's been profoundly
rattling around in your consciousness?
2191
01:38:49,333 --> 01:38:52,125
You said that Black people
and white people could never be cool,
2192
01:38:52,208 --> 01:38:53,708
and I think you're right.
2193
01:38:53,791 --> 01:38:56,416
[scoffs] Yeah, bro, of course I was right.
2194
01:38:56,500 --> 01:38:57,750
I'm always right.
2195
01:38:57,833 --> 01:38:59,916
["Where Did the Day Go" by Wet playing]
2196
01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:02,708
[chuckles] Is that what's bothering you?
That I'm always right?
2197
01:39:02,791 --> 01:39:07,125
[Ezra] No, what's bothering me is,
for a second, I believed you were wrong.
2198
01:39:07,208 --> 01:39:10,333
That there was hope for us.
For the future.
2199
01:39:12,083 --> 01:39:12,916
[Amira sighs]
2200
01:39:13,000 --> 01:39:16,750
[Ezra] That when two people from
two different walks of life came together,
2201
01:39:16,833 --> 01:39:19,541
they could get by
on their compassion for one another
2202
01:39:19,625 --> 01:39:21,833
and their curiosity and their love.
2203
01:39:21,916 --> 01:39:24,541
♪ Watch as the distance ♪
2204
01:39:25,666 --> 01:39:28,208
♪ Leads to the fallout ♪
2205
01:39:29,666 --> 01:39:32,791
♪ The sun is setting now ♪
2206
01:39:32,875 --> 01:39:36,000
♪ Somewhere in the back of your mind… ♪
2207
01:39:36,583 --> 01:39:39,458
But at the end of the day,
when it comes to Black and white people,
2208
01:39:39,541 --> 01:39:41,125
I don't think love is enough.
2209
01:39:41,791 --> 01:39:44,125
There's too many other outside factors.
2210
01:39:45,708 --> 01:39:47,958
♪ Where did the day go… ♪
2211
01:39:48,041 --> 01:39:50,375
Whether it be your friends or your family,
2212
01:39:50,458 --> 01:39:53,208
people can't accept
what they don't understand.
2213
01:39:53,916 --> 01:39:57,958
Whether it's right is one thing,
but factually, it's true.
2214
01:39:58,541 --> 01:40:00,583
We really do live in two worlds.
2215
01:40:01,291 --> 01:40:02,750
There's no escaping it.
2216
01:40:05,208 --> 01:40:07,041
♪ I see a field below… ♪
2217
01:40:07,875 --> 01:40:09,041
I was raised by hip-hop shit.
2218
01:40:09,125 --> 01:40:11,791
It's made me who I am, but even with that,
2219
01:40:11,875 --> 01:40:15,708
I still wasn't prepared for the realities
of a world I'm just not from.
2220
01:40:15,791 --> 01:40:17,750
I'll always be an outsider.
2221
01:40:17,833 --> 01:40:20,208
Which is why, as fucked up as this sounds,
2222
01:40:20,291 --> 01:40:22,875
I feel like if you love something,
2223
01:40:22,958 --> 01:40:25,208
as much as you
wanna share it with everybody,
2224
01:40:25,291 --> 01:40:27,208
I think it's best
you keep it for yourself.
2225
01:40:27,291 --> 01:40:30,541
See, I told you. The white Barry White,
he be spitting some shit!
2226
01:40:31,416 --> 01:40:32,666
Him and Joe Rogan.
2227
01:40:33,666 --> 01:40:36,250
I ain't mad at Joe Rogan
for saying "nigga" every other word,
2228
01:40:36,333 --> 01:40:38,791
long as he don't say that shit in my face.
2229
01:40:38,875 --> 01:40:41,041
[Mo] To make a relationship work,
it's the hardest thing…
2230
01:40:41,125 --> 01:40:43,250
Man, you kind of
dragged bruh a little bit.
2231
01:40:43,833 --> 01:40:45,791
What are you talking about? Ezra?
I ain't drag him.
2232
01:40:45,875 --> 01:40:47,958
You drug him like a fat bitch's left foot.
2233
01:40:48,041 --> 01:40:51,583
No, no, no, no, no,
you can miss me with all that shit.
2234
01:40:51,666 --> 01:40:54,083
I did exactly what any father would do.
2235
01:40:55,000 --> 01:40:56,625
[chuckles] You played him
like a white boy,
2236
01:40:56,708 --> 01:40:59,375
'cause you knew you could
get away with it. Tell the truth!
2237
01:40:59,458 --> 01:41:01,500
Oh, you would've handled it differently?
2238
01:41:01,583 --> 01:41:03,375
I would've got a car out of his ass.
2239
01:41:03,458 --> 01:41:06,083
I'd have probably
started me a line of credit,
2240
01:41:06,166 --> 01:41:08,375
probably got me a washer and dryer,
2241
01:41:08,458 --> 01:41:09,875
probably a bottle of cologne.
2242
01:41:10,583 --> 01:41:12,291
Try to get my back patio done.
2243
01:41:12,375 --> 01:41:14,166
This is the stuff
that he probably wanna do.
2244
01:41:14,250 --> 01:41:15,625
You in your own reality, huh?
2245
01:41:15,708 --> 01:41:17,208
That shit ain't gonna happen.
2246
01:41:17,750 --> 01:41:20,000
It don't matter what I would've did.
2247
01:41:20,083 --> 01:41:22,333
Times have changed.
The world is different, Woody.
2248
01:41:22,916 --> 01:41:25,458
Akbar, bitch. My name is Akbar.
2249
01:41:25,541 --> 01:41:27,833
- It's the same amount of syllables--
- See? See?
2250
01:41:28,666 --> 01:41:30,250
You didn't see what I saw.
2251
01:41:30,791 --> 01:41:34,458
Him and his friends, the degenerates,
was doing so much cocaine in Vegas,
2252
01:41:34,541 --> 01:41:36,583
it looked like
they was doing a reboot of Scarface.
2253
01:41:37,166 --> 01:41:39,708
So that's what it's about? Cocaine?
2254
01:41:39,791 --> 01:41:41,791
Yes, that's one of the main reasons.
Yes, cocaine.
2255
01:41:41,875 --> 01:41:44,166
He was doing not just cocaine.
Lots of cocaine.
2256
01:41:44,250 --> 01:41:47,458
It was copious amounts
of cocaine, everywhere.
2257
01:41:47,541 --> 01:41:50,541
He did so much cocaine,
he shit on hisself!
2258
01:41:50,625 --> 01:41:53,500
- You seen him shit on hisself?
- No, I ain't see him shit on hisself.
2259
01:41:53,583 --> 01:41:56,708
But I heard about the other time
when he was there and he shit on hisself,
2260
01:41:56,791 --> 01:41:58,250
and everybody still talks about it.
2261
01:41:58,333 --> 01:42:00,666
- So the whole town knows.
- [laughs]
2262
01:42:00,750 --> 01:42:03,416
How we gonna be falling
in the spot with this nigga?
2263
01:42:04,375 --> 01:42:05,291
[EJ] Wow.
2264
01:42:06,750 --> 01:42:10,375
Look, I'm not saying it's right,
but you did your shit back in the day.
2265
01:42:11,500 --> 01:42:14,583
You remember they came out with
the Cold Blooded Rick James album?
2266
01:42:15,166 --> 01:42:18,083
No, I don't remember
the Cold Blooded Rick James album.
2267
01:42:18,166 --> 01:42:19,375
Okay, but coke do.
2268
01:42:19,458 --> 01:42:21,000
[laughing]
2269
01:42:21,083 --> 01:42:22,791
Man, we loved that album.
2270
01:42:22,875 --> 01:42:25,375
That was the only time
I felt related to you.
2271
01:42:26,750 --> 01:42:28,333
And I think you shorted him a little bit.
2272
01:42:28,416 --> 01:42:30,458
Yeah, you… you shorted him.
2273
01:42:31,041 --> 01:42:33,375
And… And you shorted Amira.
2274
01:42:34,208 --> 01:42:35,500
Shorted both of 'em.
2275
01:42:38,208 --> 01:42:42,750
- ["Where Did the Day Go" playing]
- ♪ The sun is setting now ♪
2276
01:42:43,458 --> 01:42:46,291
♪ Over the city ♪
2277
01:42:47,416 --> 01:42:50,416
♪ The light is coming down ♪
2278
01:42:51,291 --> 01:42:54,583
♪ You're not with me, oh! ♪
2279
01:42:55,375 --> 01:42:58,333
♪ Where did the day go? ♪
2280
01:42:59,083 --> 01:43:01,416
♪ I never get to see you ♪
2281
01:43:02,916 --> 01:43:05,750
♪ I never get to feel you ♪
2282
01:43:06,291 --> 01:43:08,333
[vocalizing]
2283
01:43:08,416 --> 01:43:10,333
Can you please stop smiling so big?
2284
01:43:10,416 --> 01:43:11,916
- You're freaking out the locals.
- What?
2285
01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:15,708
Well, I'm excited that my son
is gonna buy me some tennis shoes.
2286
01:43:15,791 --> 01:43:18,583
[scoffs] I just don't understand
why all of a sudden
2287
01:43:18,666 --> 01:43:20,166
you need a pair of Dunks so badly.
2288
01:43:20,250 --> 01:43:23,166
Because Diane Kaplan's son
bought her a pair of tennis shoes
2289
01:43:23,250 --> 01:43:25,375
and the bitch won't stop talking about it.
2290
01:43:26,875 --> 01:43:28,083
Oh, shit.
2291
01:43:28,166 --> 01:43:29,166
What?
2292
01:43:30,791 --> 01:43:34,458
Oh, well, that's cool. We can just go in
and get the shoes, doesn't matter.
2293
01:43:34,541 --> 01:43:37,000
I think you gotta let Diane one up you
on this one, Mom.
2294
01:43:37,083 --> 01:43:38,875
- I don't really wanna--
- [Shelley] It's…
2295
01:43:38,958 --> 01:43:39,916
Ezra?
2296
01:43:42,041 --> 01:43:44,333
Oh, uh, Amira, what's up, girl?
2297
01:43:45,250 --> 01:43:46,291
Mm. "What's up, girl"?
2298
01:43:46,375 --> 01:43:49,041
Why are you sounding
like LL Cool J? What's up?
2299
01:43:50,083 --> 01:43:52,875
Sorry, I just wasn't expecting
to run into you here.
2300
01:43:53,375 --> 01:43:55,166
I mean, yeah, same.
2301
01:44:00,291 --> 01:44:01,500
Daddy, what's going on?
2302
01:44:01,583 --> 01:44:03,041
Oh, fuck me.
2303
01:44:03,125 --> 01:44:04,208
Good timing.
2304
01:44:04,291 --> 01:44:07,750
Yeah. Okay, I didn't
bring you here to buy me shoes.
2305
01:44:07,833 --> 01:44:09,500
- Yeah, starting to put that together.
- Yeah.
2306
01:44:09,583 --> 01:44:12,416
Yeah, and, baby girl, I don't know
what I told you to get you down here,
2307
01:44:12,500 --> 01:44:14,166
but whatever it was, it was a lie.
2308
01:44:14,250 --> 01:44:17,041
The truth is
Shelley and I have been talking.
2309
01:44:17,583 --> 01:44:19,875
Yep. Uh, we screwed up, you guys.
2310
01:44:19,958 --> 01:44:20,958
- Badly.
- Yeah.
2311
01:44:21,041 --> 01:44:23,833
And we feel
like we owe y'all some apologies.
2312
01:44:23,916 --> 01:44:24,750
[Shelley] Mm-hmm.
2313
01:44:24,833 --> 01:44:27,500
- Can I go first?
- [Shelley] Yeah, please, go, go.
2314
01:44:27,583 --> 01:44:28,458
Ezra.
2315
01:44:30,208 --> 01:44:31,041
Brother.
2316
01:44:32,291 --> 01:44:33,291
Man, listen.
2317
01:44:33,375 --> 01:44:37,041
I been riding your back
from the moment we first met,
2318
01:44:37,625 --> 01:44:38,750
and I'm sorry.
2319
01:44:39,333 --> 01:44:40,875
'Cause you didn't deserve that.
2320
01:44:41,375 --> 01:44:43,458
It's just I couldn't handle the fact
that you weren't
2321
01:44:43,541 --> 01:44:46,833
what we ever thought Amira
would bring home and, uh, you know…
2322
01:44:47,958 --> 01:44:51,583
And I never ever thought
that I could see my reflection in you, so…
2323
01:44:52,333 --> 01:44:53,250
But I do.
2324
01:44:54,041 --> 01:44:55,375
And you're a good man.
2325
01:44:56,375 --> 01:44:57,708
And a hustler.
2326
01:44:58,291 --> 01:45:00,583
And most importantly,
2327
01:45:00,666 --> 01:45:05,125
we both love Amira very much,
and we'll do anything to make her happy.
2328
01:45:09,666 --> 01:45:11,916
[sighs] Okay, it's my turn.
2329
01:45:12,000 --> 01:45:13,541
Um, Amira.
2330
01:45:13,625 --> 01:45:19,041
[inhales] I am so sorry
for everything that I did
2331
01:45:19,666 --> 01:45:22,208
and said that was offensive to you.
2332
01:45:22,291 --> 01:45:25,208
The truth is I… I was just lost.
2333
01:45:25,291 --> 01:45:29,375
You know, my son came home
with this beautiful, amazing woman,
2334
01:45:29,458 --> 01:45:31,791
and I didn't know
anything about her world.
2335
01:45:31,875 --> 01:45:33,166
I mean, I thought I did.
2336
01:45:33,250 --> 01:45:37,208
And I was just so excited to have
a new and different culture in our family,
2337
01:45:37,291 --> 01:45:40,375
and I just hope
that you accept my apology,
2338
01:45:40,458 --> 01:45:43,958
because I do apologize
on behalf of all white people.
2339
01:45:44,041 --> 01:45:47,041
Except for the racist ones,
the actual racist ones.
2340
01:45:47,125 --> 01:45:49,750
- [chuckles]
- And on behalf of all Jewish people.
2341
01:45:50,333 --> 01:45:51,791
Except for Aunt Mitzi because…
2342
01:45:51,875 --> 01:45:53,750
- Yeah, she's racist.
- She's actually racist.
2343
01:45:53,833 --> 01:45:56,250
She's a horrible human being. [sighs]
2344
01:45:56,916 --> 01:45:59,291
But really mostly on behalf of me,
2345
01:45:59,375 --> 01:46:01,583
Shelley Cohen of Brentwood, California.
2346
01:46:02,208 --> 01:46:04,708
I am so sorry, Amira,
2347
01:46:04,791 --> 01:46:08,125
because I love you and you are not a toy.
2348
01:46:08,750 --> 01:46:12,625
I see you as the real, powerful,
2349
01:46:12,708 --> 01:46:15,750
individual person that you are.
2350
01:46:19,333 --> 01:46:22,500
Thank you so much, Miss Shelley,
that means a lot to me.
2351
01:46:22,583 --> 01:46:23,833
And I fully receive that.
2352
01:46:23,916 --> 01:46:26,666
It felt very genuine and sincere,
2353
01:46:26,750 --> 01:46:28,166
so thank you so much.
2354
01:46:28,750 --> 01:46:29,750
And, Ezzy.
2355
01:46:30,291 --> 01:46:33,833
[exhales] I'm also sorry
for always getting in the way.
2356
01:46:33,916 --> 01:46:34,875
No, you're not.
2357
01:46:34,958 --> 01:46:37,250
I'm not, honey, but I love you.
2358
01:46:37,333 --> 01:46:39,875
- Yeah. I love you too.
- I love you, baby, very much.
2359
01:46:39,958 --> 01:46:41,083
Okay, so…
2360
01:46:41,875 --> 01:46:44,916
Akbar and I had a little idea.
2361
01:46:45,000 --> 01:46:48,125
Yes, and we think
you're both gonna like it very much.
2362
01:46:48,208 --> 01:46:49,166
A lot.
2363
01:46:52,916 --> 01:46:56,625
So, did you miss me
as much as I missed you?
2364
01:46:59,250 --> 01:47:00,875
I missed you so much.
2365
01:47:02,416 --> 01:47:06,083
I even got a pair of slides the other day
'cause I wanted to feel close to you.
2366
01:47:06,166 --> 01:47:08,833
- [laughs] Eww!
- They were Umbros. It was all they had.
2367
01:47:08,916 --> 01:47:10,083
- I know.
- No.
2368
01:47:10,166 --> 01:47:12,375
- I got 'em 'cause I was so sad.
- Aww.
2369
01:47:13,791 --> 01:47:16,416
- [Ezra] Missed you.
- I missed you too.
2370
01:47:20,208 --> 01:47:23,791
- [crowd cheering]
- ["Stay High" playing]
2371
01:47:28,833 --> 01:47:30,833
[laughing]
2372
01:47:32,958 --> 01:47:36,833
♪ I just want to stay high… ♪
2373
01:47:36,916 --> 01:47:38,458
[laughing]
2374
01:47:38,541 --> 01:47:40,000
♪ With you… ♪
2375
01:47:40,083 --> 01:47:43,333
[laughing]
2376
01:47:43,416 --> 01:47:45,625
[Ezra] This is great!
2377
01:47:45,708 --> 01:47:46,875
I love you.
2378
01:47:46,958 --> 01:47:48,916
[Ezra] Aww!
2379
01:47:50,833 --> 01:47:52,416
[mother chats indistinctly]
2380
01:47:52,500 --> 01:47:53,875
[laughing]
2381
01:47:57,083 --> 01:47:59,875
[rabbi] Blessings to all who are present
2382
01:47:59,958 --> 01:48:03,041
to witness Ezra and Amira
unite their lives in marriage.
2383
01:48:03,125 --> 01:48:04,375
Two hearts as one.
2384
01:48:04,458 --> 01:48:08,666
Ezra and Amira,
you choose each other to build a home,
2385
01:48:08,750 --> 01:48:12,583
not of brick and mortar, but a home
and haven in your hearts together.
2386
01:48:12,666 --> 01:48:15,375
May it be fulfilled each day
2387
01:48:15,458 --> 01:48:18,583
as you are
on this beautiful journey of love.
2388
01:48:18,666 --> 01:48:22,000
["N****s in Paris" playing]
2389
01:48:22,083 --> 01:48:23,291
[audience] Aww!
2390
01:48:24,208 --> 01:48:25,833
Just a little heavy on the tongue.
2391
01:48:25,916 --> 01:48:27,666
Most white people do.
2392
01:48:27,750 --> 01:48:29,750
[cheering]
2393
01:48:35,708 --> 01:48:38,083
♪ So I ball so hard
Motherfuckers wanna fine me ♪
2394
01:48:38,166 --> 01:48:39,666
♪ But first, niggas gotta find me ♪
2395
01:48:39,750 --> 01:48:42,541
♪ What's 50 grand to a motherfucker
Like me, can you please remind me? ♪
2396
01:48:42,625 --> 01:48:44,541
♪ Ball so hard, this shit crazy… ♪
2397
01:48:44,625 --> 01:48:47,375
- [chanting]
- [shouting]
2398
01:48:48,375 --> 01:48:49,916
[shouting continues]
2399
01:48:51,000 --> 01:48:52,083
[Amira] Oh!
2400
01:48:52,166 --> 01:48:54,500
[laughing]
2401
01:48:55,875 --> 01:48:58,083
Can you believe this is happening?
2402
01:48:58,166 --> 01:49:00,208
Yep! [laughs]
2403
01:49:00,291 --> 01:49:01,791
Wow. They look so happy, huh?
2404
01:49:01,875 --> 01:49:04,666
- Yeah, they do.
- [woman shouts]
2405
01:49:04,750 --> 01:49:06,666
Mr. and Mrs. Cohen.
2406
01:49:06,750 --> 01:49:08,916
Mr. and Mrs. Mohammad-Cohen.
2407
01:49:09,791 --> 01:49:10,625
Yep.
2408
01:49:10,708 --> 01:49:11,833
Ain't that a bitch!
2409
01:49:11,916 --> 01:49:13,708
[laughing]
2410
01:49:13,791 --> 01:49:15,208
♪ Gold bottles, scold models ♪
2411
01:49:15,291 --> 01:49:16,875
♪ Spillin' Ace on my sick J's ♪
2412
01:49:16,958 --> 01:49:18,458
♪ Ball so hard, bitch, behave ♪
2413
01:49:18,541 --> 01:49:20,208
♪ Just might let you meet Ye ♪
2414
01:49:20,291 --> 01:49:23,625
♪ Chi-towns, D. Rose
I'm moving the Nets, BK ♪
2415
01:49:23,708 --> 01:49:26,041
♪ Ball so hard
Motherfuckers wanna fine me… ♪
2416
01:49:30,625 --> 01:49:32,791
♪ Ball so hard
Motherfuckers wanna fine me ♪
2417
01:49:47,333 --> 01:49:50,375
["Trauma Baby" by Malcolm Mays playing]
♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪
2418
01:49:50,458 --> 01:49:52,291
♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪
2419
01:49:52,375 --> 01:49:54,583
♪ Trauma too deep can't save me, baby ♪
2420
01:49:54,666 --> 01:49:56,500
♪ Scars ♪
2421
01:49:56,583 --> 01:49:58,583
♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪
2422
01:49:58,666 --> 01:50:00,666
♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪
2423
01:50:00,750 --> 01:50:04,625
♪ Trauma too deep
Can't save me, baby, no ♪
2424
01:50:04,708 --> 01:50:06,708
♪ Fuck an arrest, fuck up a check ♪
2425
01:50:06,791 --> 01:50:08,958
♪ I can't sleep tonight ♪
2426
01:50:09,041 --> 01:50:10,958
♪ She fuck with the best
It's all in her chest ♪
2427
01:50:11,041 --> 01:50:13,166
- ♪ She got the sweetest life ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
2428
01:50:13,250 --> 01:50:15,291
♪ She gonna complain about a ring ♪
2429
01:50:15,375 --> 01:50:17,333
- ♪ Bought her a Range, be quiet ♪
- ♪ Uh! ♪
2430
01:50:17,416 --> 01:50:21,541
♪ I can't explain, I'm just in pain
I'm with the Jays, we slide, mmm! ♪
2431
01:50:21,625 --> 01:50:23,583
♪ They killed my brother
From other mothers ♪
2432
01:50:23,666 --> 01:50:25,791
- ♪ They gonna pay the price ♪
- ♪ Oh! ♪
2433
01:50:25,875 --> 01:50:27,875
♪ I'm trying to change
But I got my ways ♪
2434
01:50:27,958 --> 01:50:29,958
- ♪ So I'm in the street tonight ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
2435
01:50:30,041 --> 01:50:34,083
♪ This ain't a phase, candles and graves
We come with beams and pipes ♪
2436
01:50:34,166 --> 01:50:38,291
♪ I'm above waves, I walk on water
Like I'm with Jesus Christ ♪
2437
01:50:38,375 --> 01:50:40,375
♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪
2438
01:50:40,458 --> 01:50:42,541
♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪
2439
01:50:42,625 --> 01:50:44,750
♪ Trauma too deep can't save me, baby ♪
2440
01:50:44,833 --> 01:50:46,666
♪ Scars ♪
2441
01:50:46,750 --> 01:50:48,625
♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪
2442
01:50:48,708 --> 01:50:50,750
♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪
2443
01:50:50,833 --> 01:50:54,458
♪ Trauma too deep
Can't save me, baby, no ♪
2444
01:50:54,541 --> 01:50:58,666
♪ Chain about a key, shoes about a key ♪
2445
01:50:58,750 --> 01:51:02,250
♪ My hood look up to me
Treat me like Ghetto G.O.D. ♪
2446
01:51:02,916 --> 01:51:04,541
♪ Know it's blasphemy ♪
2447
01:51:04,625 --> 01:51:06,583
♪ But sometimes when I sleep ♪
2448
01:51:07,083 --> 01:51:11,166
♪ Pray to God that
A shooter's soul he keeps, Lord! ♪
2449
01:51:11,250 --> 01:51:15,333
♪ If it's too late for me
It ain't too late for them ♪
2450
01:51:15,416 --> 01:51:18,916
♪ When we step at shows
Kappas Omegas, we kick it in ♪
2451
01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:23,041
♪ I keep a blicky right on the hip
Stick hold like 50 for many men ♪
2452
01:51:23,125 --> 01:51:25,250
♪ Ain't seen a Bible stop bullets yet ♪
2453
01:51:25,333 --> 01:51:28,166
♪ Funerals only church we attend, oh! ♪
2454
01:51:28,250 --> 01:51:30,250
♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪
2455
01:51:30,333 --> 01:51:32,416
♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪
2456
01:51:32,500 --> 01:51:34,833
♪ Trauma too deep can't save me, baby ♪
2457
01:51:34,916 --> 01:51:36,541
♪ Scars ♪
2458
01:51:36,625 --> 01:51:38,708
♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪
2459
01:51:38,791 --> 01:51:40,708
♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪
2460
01:51:40,791 --> 01:51:44,458
♪ Trauma too deep
Can't save me, baby, no ♪
2461
01:51:44,541 --> 01:51:48,625
♪ We ironed up, we don't hide the poles
Touch one of us then we all on go ♪
2462
01:51:48,708 --> 01:51:50,791
♪ You know it stuck if it's on the floor ♪
2463
01:51:50,875 --> 01:51:52,958
♪ We air it out, someone close the door ♪
2464
01:51:53,041 --> 01:51:57,208
♪ We do it up, and we do the most
We from the side, need all the dough ♪
2465
01:51:57,291 --> 01:52:01,708
♪ Higher the stakes is all I know
All I know, all I know ♪
2466
01:52:01,791 --> 01:52:03,791
♪ Trauma too deep can't change me, baby ♪
2467
01:52:03,875 --> 01:52:05,958
- [hip-hop music playing]
- [vocalizing]
2468
01:52:06,041 --> 01:52:09,208
♪ So lay your head beside me ♪
2469
01:52:09,291 --> 01:52:12,416
♪ So lay your head beside me ♪
2470
01:52:12,958 --> 01:52:15,291
[vocalizing]
2471
01:52:28,750 --> 01:52:31,958
♪ Maybe sometime ♪
2472
01:52:32,041 --> 01:52:35,083
♪ Maybe sometime ♪
2473
01:52:35,166 --> 01:52:39,125
♪ Maybe sometime ♪
2474
01:52:41,750 --> 01:52:45,041
♪ Maybe sometime ♪
2475
01:52:45,125 --> 01:52:48,458
♪ Maybe sometime ♪
2476
01:52:48,541 --> 01:52:51,666
♪ Maybe sometime ♪
2477
01:52:51,750 --> 01:52:55,708
♪ Maybe… hey! ♪
2478
01:53:08,333 --> 01:53:10,791
[slow-tempo music playing]