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- [beeps]
- [woman] <i>Bro, remember Obama?</i>

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[man] <i>I do not. Who's that?</i>

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[woman scoffs] <i>Asshole. You do.</i>
<i>Cut it out, man.</i>

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- [man] <i>Barack Obama. Just hit me.</i>
- [woman] <i>Of course.</i>

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<i>Barack Hussein, which by the way</i>
<i>is the coldest middle name in the game.</i>

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<i>It's like if my middle name</i>
<i>was Gambino Crime Family.</i>

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<i>- It's just gangster. Come on, man.</i>
- [man laughs]

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<i>- I mean, he smoked Newports.</i>
- [woman]<i> Newports.</i>

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[man] <i>What else you gonna say?</i>

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<i>The president of the United States</i>
<i>was smoking Newports.</i>

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<i>I'm like, this is my guy.</i>

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[woman] <i>Bro, has to be.</i>

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<i>He's smoking the preferred cigarette</i>
<i>of crackheads across the globe.</i>

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[man laughing]

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[woman] <i>That's what I love about Barack,</i>
<i>is like, he's become such an icon.</i>

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<i>He's kind of like Jesus.</i>

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<i>Like, he could just be whatever</i>
<i>version of him you want him to be.</i>

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- [man] <i>Hmm.</i>
- [Mo] <i>My Barack does gay stuff sometimes.</i>

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- [man laughing]
- [woman] <i>Only when on coke.</i>

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<i>You know what I'm saying?</i>

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<i>He don't do a lot of coke,</i>
<i>just, like, a little bit off the nail.</i>

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<i>And just only when it's,</i>
<i>like, special occasions.</i>

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<i>Like a real big win.</i>

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<i>He's like, "I'mma do coke</i>
<i>and a little bit of gay stuff."</i>

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[man] <i>Does your Barack do coke</i>
<i>to excuse his gay stuff?</i>

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- [woman] <i>Of course.</i>
- [man] <i>Right.</i>

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<i>Then he just has an out at the end to go,</i>
<i>like, "I was on coke. It was fine."</i>

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- [woman] <i>Yeah.</i>
- [man] <i>Okay.</i>

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<i>But really he just</i>
<i>woke up that day wanting to do some stuff.</i>

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- [woman] <i>"Gonna do gay stuff."</i>
- [man] <i>Yeah.</i>

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- [woman laughing] <i>"Let me get a bump."</i>
- [man chuckles] <i>Yeah.</i>

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- ["Chitty Bang" by Leikeli47 playing]
- [vocalizing]

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<i>♪ Back again up in this motherfucker</i>
<i>Entertain us, all you motherfuckers… </i>♪

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[woman] Yo, yo, yo!
Welcome to <i>The Mo and E-Z Show.</i>

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I'm Mo, and to my left is my favorite Jew
with nothing to do, my boy E-Z.

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It was a better time, in general.

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- 2014, bro. Just a good year.
- Unbelievable.

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- Meek Mill was with Nicki.
- Mm-hmm.

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Bobby Shmurda came out and went in.

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- [chuckles]
- You had the Ice Bucket, uh, Challenge.

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- [Mo] Yes, yes.
- [E-Z] What was that, ALS?

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Dude, ALS is the most
paid disease of all time.

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- [laughing]
- ALS made more than LeBron that year.

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- ALS is on the boat with Jay and Beyoncé.
- [laughing] For sure.

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They're like, "Let me
tell you what it's like to be rich."

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<i>♪ Ooh, chitty-chitty bang… ♪</i>

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The BLM movement, though,
is so serious right now.

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It's everywhere, for sure.

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This feels like they got the same people
who did marketing for Cuties and kale.

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- [laughing]
- They're Blackening everything.

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Black <i>iCarly,</i> Black <i>Wonder Years,</i>

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which is set in the same time period,

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and it's like, bro,
I don't wanna watch Black Kevin Arnold

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gets sprayed by a hose
for a half an hour every friggin' Friday.

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[laughing]

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Yeah, I feel like once a Black person
won a gold medal for swimming,

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it was pretty much a wrap
on race relations.

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Yo, I saw a dude fencing in the Olympics,
a Black dude, this past Olympics.

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- I was like, "Man, too much."
- [laughs] You're like, "Over the line."

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- Over the line. Back up.
- [laughing]

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Like, when they took
the Confederate flags out of NASCAR,

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I was like, "Nah, let 'em have that."

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You take too much too fast,
they be out looking for meat.

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- [laughing]
- You know what I'm saying?

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[crowd singing in Hebrew]

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[singing continues]

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[singing continues]

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- Please be seated.
- [E-Z] Oh, my God.

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That was standing up for 45 minutes.

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- That was, like, the longest one.
- [woman] Shh!

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So we just finished <i>widduy,</i>
the confession,

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which we do in the plural.

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- We take responsibility…
- [woman 2 chuckles]

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Mom, why do I have to wear this dress,

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and he gets to dress
like he's at Summer Jam?

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[rabbi] …lives were created, but these…

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Ezra, where's your yarmulke?

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Oh, shit. Left it in the car.

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Okay. Honey, I'm not square, okay?

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Nobody thinks I'm square.
Everyone thinks I'm cool.

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- I'm hip.
- [groans]

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People think I'm a very youthful person.

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"I get it." You know, you're expressing
yourself with these illustrations.

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Graffiti all over your body. Okay, fine.

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But it is Yom Kippur, goddamn it.

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First of all, can you please stop saying
"I get it" and using air quotes?

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And second of all, when someone says,
"I'm cool. I get it,"

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they never are cool,
and they never get it.

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- You shouldn't have to say that.
- That's not true.

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You won't be able to be buried
in a Jewish cemetery.

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Bubby, I love you so much, respectfully,

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but I'll be dead.

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I don't give a shit
where I'm buried, respectfully.

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You can take my ashes,
and you can flush them down the urinal

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at Dodger Stadium, respectfully.

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Oh, so now
you're disrespecting the Dodgers?

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I wanna be buried next to Rihanna.

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- [mother] Rihanna?
- [man] Yeah.

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Okay, I'm gonna scrape
those tattoos off myself,

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and I'm gonna bury you
in a double-wide coffin with me.

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- Okay, how about that?
- Sounds good.

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Sounds good.

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[rabbi] …their children to bed…

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[mother sighs]

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Thanks for that. I appreciate it.

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You look like a dad
who lost his kid at Coachella.

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You look like the principal
of a Hebrew school version of Hogwarts.

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You look like a young Hulk Hogan.

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I have a question. What do you
and the rabbi talk about in the car

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on the way
to the rabbinical witch outlet store?

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Is it a lot of music?
Or is there heavy conversation?

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[hip-hop music playing]

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<i>♪ Maybe sometime… ♪</i>

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[chattering]

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[Ezra] Hi.

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- Ezra! [laughs]
- [Ezra] Hey, how are ya?

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- How are ya?
- How old are you?

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I'm… I'm 35 now.

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Got a girlfriend?

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No.

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You say that so cavalier,
like it's a bad thing.

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You don't like getting pussy?

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Well, hearing the word pussy
come out of your mouth

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does make me question
whether or not I like it.

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It's 2022!

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Maybe the kid enjoys
smoking the Hebrew Nationals.

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I know you're trying to be progressive,
but it's coming off crazy homophobic.

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But it's… it's good to see you.
And, uh, stay… stay alive.

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- [man] Hey, hey, bud, bud.
- Hey, Doc.

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Hi, how's your penis?

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Uh, I think it's… I think it's good.

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- Yeah, uh, listen, uh, come with me.
- I think--

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Let's go to the bathroom,
and, uh, we'll take a look, okay?

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- I'm good.
- No, no, it's fine. It's fine.

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Don't… don't worry. Uh, it's on the house.

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There's not gonna be a charge.

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- No, it's not the price that concerns me.
- Oh.

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- It's more the concept.
- I see.

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- You sure? We can go--
- [grandmother] Doctor!

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My teeth are getting crooked again.

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[doctor] Uh-huh.
If you open your mouth real wide.

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- [mother] Ezzy.
- [Ezra] Uh-huh.

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I want you to be chill right now.

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- But Kim Glassman is over there.
- Mm-hmm.

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And she is totally checking you out.

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- Right now, okay?
- Uh-huh.

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And she just completed
her doctorate at Harvard,

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and she is crazy lit.

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Right over there. You see her?

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Yeah, she just--
and she saw you point at her.

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- She didn't see.
- [Ezra] Yeah, she 100% percent saw.

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She's got it here, here,
the whole nine yards.

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Yeah, you like her body and her mind.

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- I do. I do.
- Okay.

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Yeah, I think, um, my old orthodontist

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just did some really weird
sexual shit with me just now.

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Who? Oh, Dr. Green?

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- Yeah, Dr. Green.
- Oh, yeah, he's in a lot of trouble.

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- He's in trouble?
- Yeah, he's in a lot of trouble.

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- Yeah.
- Okay, so that's like a thing?

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[inhales] Uh, well,
he hasn't been convicted.

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Totally. In the four seconds
I spoke with him,

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he tried to pull me
in the bathroom and look at my dick,

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so I'm just gonna say
I might support the accusers on this one.

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I will say that there is a legal system,

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and you have to have respect
for the legal system, Ezzy.

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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You're backing him on this one.
All right, okay.

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Well, you know…

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Innocent until proven guilty.
I believe in that. I'm sure you do too.

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- Correct, and I think I'm gonna bounce.
- Right?

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- This has been a lot for one Yom Kippur.
- Honey. I love you.

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- I love you. You look great. Okay.
- I love my baby boy.

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♪ <i>Feeling like I'm floating to the ceiling</i>
<i>Is it magic? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Baby, tell me why you disappearing</i>
<i>This is magic ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I won't ever tell 'em how I did it</i>
<i>It was magic ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Can you imagine? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Money in the mattress</i>
<i>Love the way I stack it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I can make it rain blue… ♪</i>

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So, um, your mom says you work in finance?

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Yes, I'm a broker.

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Well, that's, like, gotta be so exciting,
working with so much money all the time.

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Yeah, it's not really my dream job.

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Well, what is?

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You're gonna laugh if I tell you.

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- [laughs]
- Oh, God.

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You're not, like,
a Reiki instructor, are you?

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No. No, my homie and I, we have a podcast.

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[laughing]

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[clears throat] Seriously?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Well, what's it about?

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The culture.

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What culture?

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You know, the culture.

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Music, fashion, sports.

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I mean, you're a Jew from West LA.
What do you know about the culture?

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Maybe deli culture, but… [laughs]

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Hmm. [chuckles]

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- [continues laughing]
- Mm-hmm.

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[slurps]

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That's a good one.

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<i>Honestly, I'm starting to think</i>

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I'm never gonna meet
a woman who understands me.

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Bruh, you have got
to stop being so thirsty, man.

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It's disgusting!

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I don't think I've heard of a man ever

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who wanted to be
in a relationship so badly besides Drake.

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And I'm talking <i>Views </i>Drake.

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I feel like <i>Views</i> Drake.

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I feel like I'm alone
on a building in Toronto

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dangling my legs off,

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wondering what it's like
to feel companionship.

216
00:09:30.708 --> 00:09:31.666
That's the space I'm in.

217
00:09:31.750 --> 00:09:34.750
Well, I need you to dig deep down
in that little Jewish body of yours

218
00:09:34.833 --> 00:09:36.833
and pull out <i>CLB </i>Drake, okay?

219
00:09:36.916 --> 00:09:38.833
<i>Certified Lover Boy </i>energy
all through here.

220
00:09:38.916 --> 00:09:41.750
I don't have <i>Certified Lover Boy</i> energy,
Drake energy right now.

221
00:09:41.833 --> 00:09:45.833
I just don't. I'm… I'm literally…
I'm literally <i>Take Care</i> Drake.

222
00:09:46.416 --> 00:09:48.750
I'm at an Italian restaurant by myself

223
00:09:48.833 --> 00:09:51.416
with a bunch of chains,
drinking Manischewitz out of a goblet

224
00:09:51.500 --> 00:09:53.541
and wondering when the fuck is it my turn

225
00:09:53.625 --> 00:09:55.791
to feel, like,
deep happiness and connection.

226
00:09:55.875 --> 00:09:58.041
And if I'm being honest
about our friendship,

227
00:09:58.125 --> 00:10:01.041
I feel like you're being
a bit Pusha T right now towards me.

228
00:10:01.125 --> 00:10:02.791
And I need you to be more Future to me.

229
00:10:02.875 --> 00:10:05.125
I need a collaboration instead of a diss.

230
00:10:05.208 --> 00:10:07.666
Well, maybe your ass
needs a bully right now, bro.

231
00:10:07.750 --> 00:10:09.333
Someone to push you around.

232
00:10:09.416 --> 00:10:11.166
You're not even giving me <i>Take Care</i> Drake.

233
00:10:11.250 --> 00:10:13.083
You're giving me
"Houstatlantavegas" Drake.

234
00:10:13.166 --> 00:10:15.750
I'm talking
crying over strippers, no beard,

235
00:10:16.416 --> 00:10:17.458
big upper lip.

236
00:10:17.541 --> 00:10:18.833
Get it together, dawg.

237
00:10:21.541 --> 00:10:22.625
You're right, I'm…

238
00:10:23.500 --> 00:10:25.166
I need to be more <i>CLB </i>Drake.

239
00:10:26.125 --> 00:10:27.166
[Mo] You'll be all right.

240
00:10:27.250 --> 00:10:29.333
Just gotta find that person,
You know what I mean?

241
00:10:29.416 --> 00:10:32.333
<i>Like, you need a shorty who surfs,</i>
<i>but also can Milly Rock.</i>

242
00:10:32.416 --> 00:10:35.625
[hip-hop music playing]
<i>♪ Doesn't mean we shouldn't try… </i>♪

243
00:10:36.250 --> 00:10:39.750
- Can I help you with that?
- [scoffs] Oh, my God. No, I'm good.

244
00:10:39.833 --> 00:10:42.583
Come on, why are you acting like this?
I feel like you blocked me.

245
00:10:42.666 --> 00:10:45.916
Um, I didn't block you, okay?
I don't do weird shit like that.

246
00:10:46.958 --> 00:10:49.541
- Well, did you change your phone number?
- [sighs] I did.

247
00:10:49.625 --> 00:10:51.750
Yo, you don't think that's weird?

248
00:10:51.833 --> 00:10:54.791
Chris, do you wanna know why
we really just don't work out together?

249
00:10:54.875 --> 00:10:57.458
Yeah, I'm… I'm really, really curious.

250
00:10:57.541 --> 00:10:59.416
'Cause you don't know how to keep it real.

251
00:10:59.500 --> 00:11:01.666
You just say whatever
you think I wanna hear,

252
00:11:01.750 --> 00:11:02.750
and it feels fake.

253
00:11:03.333 --> 00:11:06.083
And I don't really
feel seen by you in any way.

254
00:11:06.166 --> 00:11:08.500
[scoffs] All I do is see you, girl.

255
00:11:08.583 --> 00:11:11.875
I'm always on your social media.
I'm staring at you right now.

256
00:11:12.625 --> 00:11:14.875
You know what?
It's like James Baldwin said.

257
00:11:15.541 --> 00:11:17.958
"The most dangerous creation
of any society

258
00:11:18.041 --> 00:11:20.125
is the man who has nothing to lose."

259
00:11:20.208 --> 00:11:22.791
I don't have shit to lose
'cause I already lost you.

260
00:11:23.708 --> 00:11:25.833
[sighs] All right, gimme your phone.

261
00:11:25.916 --> 00:11:28.458
Girl, you had me out here sweating.

262
00:11:28.541 --> 00:11:32.916
It's so crazy because
my dad loves James Baldwin,

263
00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:35.041
and that is,
like, one of his favorite quotes.

264
00:11:35.125 --> 00:11:38.958
And here's a text message
from my dad to you,

265
00:11:39.041 --> 00:11:40.750
telling you to tell me the same shit.

266
00:11:40.833 --> 00:11:43.041
Your father and I are
in a book club together.

267
00:11:43.125 --> 00:11:44.125
- I don't--
- [woman] Peace.

268
00:11:44.208 --> 00:11:46.125
- Bye, Chris.
- It's an information exchange.

269
00:11:46.208 --> 00:11:49.541
- [woman] Stay away from my house.
- We put each other onto different authors.

270
00:11:49.625 --> 00:11:50.833
[engine turns over]

271
00:11:50.916 --> 00:11:52.416
- Ra-Ra.
- [woman] Stop calling me that!

272
00:11:52.500 --> 00:11:54.083
- [Chris] Ra--
- [woman] It's so weird.

273
00:11:54.166 --> 00:11:56.625
- [hip-hop music playing]
- [vocalizing]

274
00:12:02.333 --> 00:12:05.666
[men and women chattering]

275
00:12:07.416 --> 00:12:09.500
[man] My mom just bought some last night.

276
00:12:10.458 --> 00:12:13.458
[laughs] Here he is.
Biggest swinging dick in the West!

277
00:12:13.541 --> 00:12:14.625
[Ezra] There he is.

278
00:12:14.708 --> 00:12:18.541
Got his-- You have a big
swinging penis yourself there, my man.

279
00:12:23.125 --> 00:12:24.708
The boss man.

280
00:12:24.791 --> 00:12:26.958
You made that exchange weird, Ezra.

281
00:12:27.041 --> 00:12:29.708
Goddamn it, all right.
What's done is done, right?

282
00:12:29.791 --> 00:12:31.666
I'm… I'm not good with greetings, so…

283
00:12:31.750 --> 00:12:33.250
Just throw back a "hey."

284
00:12:33.333 --> 00:12:35.125
- Hey.
- Grease the wheel and say, "Hey."

285
00:12:35.208 --> 00:12:36.750
- Swing it up.
- [boss] "Hey, boss."

286
00:12:36.833 --> 00:12:38.291
- Hey, boss.
- "Champ. Killer."

287
00:12:38.375 --> 00:12:39.416
"Dude." Not dude.

288
00:12:39.500 --> 00:12:40.541
Big dick boss.

289
00:12:41.791 --> 00:12:43.000
Or whatever you wanna say.

290
00:12:43.083 --> 00:12:45.958
"Here he is,
biggest swinging dick in the West."

291
00:12:46.041 --> 00:12:48.000
There we go. You have a big penis.

292
00:12:48.083 --> 00:12:50.750
- Fuck, dude, I'm sorry.
- I'm not even looking for a shake.

293
00:12:50.833 --> 00:12:52.166
You're belaboring a greeting.

294
00:12:52.250 --> 00:12:53.333
Right.

295
00:12:53.416 --> 00:12:56.083
What if I said "great fucking weather"
to you, what would you say?

296
00:12:56.166 --> 00:12:57.791
The weather's great for you too.

297
00:12:58.666 --> 00:12:59.750
You would say that?

298
00:13:00.416 --> 00:13:01.833
I don't know, I--

299
00:13:01.916 --> 00:13:03.916
Forget it.
Just… Just pick up the phone, come on.

300
00:13:04.000 --> 00:13:06.000
- I understand. Got it.
- We're burning time. Come on.

301
00:13:06.083 --> 00:13:07.833
- Pick it up.
- Let's go. Let's sell some stuff.

302
00:13:07.916 --> 00:13:08.875
You're the man.

303
00:13:09.708 --> 00:13:11.333
- [boss] Giddyup.
- Let's go, baby.

304
00:13:11.916 --> 00:13:13.541
Money, money, money, baby.

305
00:13:13.625 --> 00:13:17.333
["Gold Fronts" by Fousheé playing]
<i>♪ They don't make enough paper… ♪</i>

306
00:13:19.041 --> 00:13:20.208
[engine revs]

307
00:13:20.291 --> 00:13:22.083
- [GPS] <i>Make a complete U-turn.</i>
- [tires screech]

308
00:13:22.166 --> 00:13:25.458
<i>Then a sharp left turn,</i>
<i>then another U-turn.</i>

309
00:13:25.541 --> 00:13:27.125
What? [scoffs]

310
00:13:27.708 --> 00:13:29.833
<i>♪ They can't take my gold fronts</i>
<i>They can't take… ♪</i>

311
00:13:29.916 --> 00:13:33.000
[GPS] <i>Make a complete U-turn,</i>
<i>then a sharp left turn.</i>

312
00:13:33.583 --> 00:13:35.541
<i>- Then another U-turn.</i>
- What the fuck!

313
00:13:35.625 --> 00:13:36.666
<i>♪ That I just rolled up ♪</i>

314
00:13:36.750 --> 00:13:40.125
<i>♪ They can't take my gold blunt</i>
<i>Can't tape my bullet holes up ♪</i>

315
00:13:40.208 --> 00:13:43.666
<i>♪ Can't take my close-up</i>
<i>They can't break my hoes up… ♪</i>

316
00:13:43.750 --> 00:13:46.208
- [GPS] <i>Make a complete U-turn, then--</i>
<i>- </i>[screaming]

317
00:13:46.291 --> 00:13:48.583
- What the fuck! What are you doing?
- Get the fuck out!

318
00:13:48.666 --> 00:13:50.541
- Get out! Help! I'm being attacked!
- What?

319
00:13:50.625 --> 00:13:52.458
- You're attacking me! Stop! Stop!
- Get out!

320
00:13:52.541 --> 00:13:54.708
- Please, relax! Fine, okay!
- [whimpers]

321
00:13:54.791 --> 00:13:57.750
But you're not getting five stars.
This is fucked up.

322
00:13:57.833 --> 00:13:59.958
Fuck you. I'm not no Uber driver.

323
00:14:01.291 --> 00:14:02.166
You're not?

324
00:14:02.250 --> 00:14:04.541
No, I'm not.
I'm on my way to work, weirdo.

325
00:14:04.625 --> 00:14:07.000
- [GPS] <i>Make a complete U-turn…</i>
- [sighs] Oh, shit.

326
00:14:07.083 --> 00:14:08.458
I am so sorry.

327
00:14:08.541 --> 00:14:09.708
No, you're not.

328
00:14:09.791 --> 00:14:12.333
You saw a Black woman
in an inexpensive car

329
00:14:12.416 --> 00:14:15.166
and thought it was
your God-given white right

330
00:14:15.250 --> 00:14:17.583
to get in my backseat
and tell me where to go.

331
00:14:17.666 --> 00:14:21.291
It's a tale as old as time
with your racist ass. Get out!

332
00:14:21.375 --> 00:14:24.291
I know this seems like a racism.

333
00:14:24.375 --> 00:14:25.666
- [scoffs]
- But it's not.

334
00:14:25.750 --> 00:14:29.833
My… My Uber driver is a Black woman
who drives a Mini Cooper.

335
00:14:29.916 --> 00:14:33.000
Her name is Hyacinth Ajanlekoko…

336
00:14:33.083 --> 00:14:34.500
- Oh, wow.
- Butatembe.

337
00:14:34.583 --> 00:14:35.833
- So…
- Okay<i>.</i>

338
00:14:35.916 --> 00:14:39.875
So I guess Hyacinth-whatever
looks like me since we all look alike.

339
00:14:40.750 --> 00:14:44.458
I mean, honestly,
fucking you guys are twins.

340
00:14:46.708 --> 00:14:49.416 line:5%
[woman] Oh, my God, wait.
She really does look like me.

341
00:14:49.500 --> 00:14:51.875
Yeah, this is like a 23 and Me situation.

342
00:14:51.958 --> 00:14:53.666
Like, I wanna introduce you guys.

343
00:14:53.750 --> 00:14:55.666
- Okay…
- You're better looking for sure.

344
00:14:55.750 --> 00:14:58.208
Sir, can you get out of my car, please?
Thank you.

345
00:14:58.291 --> 00:15:01.750
Look, look, look. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

346
00:15:02.333 --> 00:15:03.750
[chuckles] This was insane.

347
00:15:04.666 --> 00:15:07.625
Let me make it up to you.
I know my way around Century City.

348
00:15:08.500 --> 00:15:09.875
Let me get you where you're going.

349
00:15:10.666 --> 00:15:11.666
Who said I was lost?

350
00:15:11.750 --> 00:15:15.083
[GPS] <i>Make a complete U-turn,</i>
<i>then a sharp left turn,</i>

351
00:15:15.166 --> 00:15:16.875
<i>then another U-turn.</i>

352
00:15:18.250 --> 00:15:20.166
- Look, okay, but can you hurry up?
- [chuckles]

353
00:15:20.250 --> 00:15:22.250
Because I really cannot be late to work,
for real.

354
00:15:22.333 --> 00:15:23.250
[Ezra] Of course.

355
00:15:23.333 --> 00:15:25.500
- Just make a right at the light.
- Okay.

356
00:15:25.583 --> 00:15:27.666
This ain't no
<i>Driving Miss Daisy</i> shit, okay?

357
00:15:27.750 --> 00:15:29.416
- Okay.
- [woman] Don't kill me.

358
00:15:29.500 --> 00:15:31.666
[Ezra] I'm not gonna kill you.
Please don't kill me.

359
00:15:31.750 --> 00:15:33.750
- [woman] I'm not.
- [Ezra] You're the one who beat me.

360
00:15:33.833 --> 00:15:35.458
[woman] I don't know you. Shit.

361
00:15:35.541 --> 00:15:37.208
[Ezra] My name is Ezra. What is your name?

362
00:15:37.291 --> 00:15:38.375
[woman] Amira.

363
00:15:38.458 --> 00:15:40.916
["Last Time That I Checc'd"
by Nipsey Hussle playing]

364
00:15:41.000 --> 00:15:44.291
<i>♪ It was no smut on my rep</i>
<i>Last time that I checked ♪</i>

365
00:15:44.375 --> 00:15:45.833
<i>♪ I was selling zones in the set ♪</i>

366
00:15:45.916 --> 00:15:48.541
<i>♪ Make a quarter mil no sweat</i>
<i>Last time that I checked ♪</i>

367
00:15:49.291 --> 00:15:52.250
<i>♪ I'm the street's voice out West</i>
<i>Legendary self-made progress ♪</i>

368
00:15:52.333 --> 00:15:53.958
<i>♪ Last time that I checked ♪</i>

369
00:15:54.041 --> 00:15:56.083
<i>♪ First you get the money</i>
<i>Last time that I checked ♪</i>

370
00:15:56.166 --> 00:15:57.125
[man] Who's Ezra?

371
00:15:57.708 --> 00:16:00.541
Hello. Dang, why y'all up in my business?

372
00:16:00.625 --> 00:16:02.375
[man] Why's your phone all up
in my business?

373
00:16:02.458 --> 00:16:05.791
Ezra is somebody I met
that I'm going to lunch with.

374
00:16:06.375 --> 00:16:07.916
What kind of name is Ezra?

375
00:16:08.458 --> 00:16:11.750
Is he like
a third-generation civil rights activist

376
00:16:11.833 --> 00:16:14.791
or keeping-the-peace ass nigga?

377
00:16:14.875 --> 00:16:18.250
[chuckles] No, he's… he's white.

378
00:16:18.333 --> 00:16:19.166
He's white?

379
00:16:20.541 --> 00:16:21.958
- Nigga!
- Shut up!

380
00:16:22.041 --> 00:16:24.625
I'm sorry. Just that's new for you.

381
00:16:24.708 --> 00:16:27.125
- I know.
- Sounds interesting.

382
00:16:27.208 --> 00:16:31.125
Well, first of all, you know, don't let
Akbar find out about that. Jesus.

383
00:16:31.208 --> 00:16:32.500
Well, for your information,

384
00:16:32.583 --> 00:16:35.916
I don't date based off
of Daddy's approval, okay? I'm grown.

385
00:16:36.000 --> 00:16:38.041
["The Payback" by James Brown playing]

386
00:16:38.833 --> 00:16:40.250
<i>♪ Revenge ♪</i>

387
00:16:41.500 --> 00:16:42.333
<i>♪ I'm mad</i>!<i> ♪</i>

388
00:16:42.916 --> 00:16:45.375
<i>♪ You get down with my girlfriend, huh ♪</i>

389
00:16:46.666 --> 00:16:48.083
<i>♪ That ain't right</i>…<i> ♪</i>

390
00:16:49.375 --> 00:16:51.208
[man] Okay, you're not tough.

391
00:16:52.625 --> 00:16:53.833
Oh, hi, Daddy!

392
00:16:53.916 --> 00:16:55.208
- What's up?
- Gimme a kiss.

393
00:16:56.833 --> 00:16:58.000
What's going on, boy?

394
00:16:58.541 --> 00:17:00.916
- Same thing.
<i>- </i>Yeah.

395
00:17:03.041 --> 00:17:05.375
Hey, now, is it my imagination,

396
00:17:05.458 --> 00:17:08.125
or are Black folks' hair
getting curlier and curlier?

397
00:17:08.208 --> 00:17:10.458
Look. Look at everybody's hair.

398
00:17:10.541 --> 00:17:12.458
Everybody in the place is all wavy.

399
00:17:13.916 --> 00:17:15.125
Except for this nigga.

400
00:17:16.125 --> 00:17:18.416
I actually have
the nappiest hair in this place.

401
00:17:18.500 --> 00:17:20.250
- [Amira clicks tongue]
- And I wear it proudly.

402
00:17:20.333 --> 00:17:24.125
- [chuckling]
- How am I the darkest person in the room?

403
00:17:24.208 --> 00:17:27.291
There's not one
tar-black nigga in this whole room.

404
00:17:27.375 --> 00:17:28.750
And I mean, back in the day,

405
00:17:28.833 --> 00:17:30.958
that was what you saw
the most when you went in a room.

406
00:17:31.041 --> 00:17:33.708
It was, you know, niggas everywhere.
Now you got…

407
00:17:33.791 --> 00:17:35.958
Eventually everybody
gonna be looking like Bruno Mars.

408
00:17:37.083 --> 00:17:38.416
A lot sooner than you think.

409
00:17:39.625 --> 00:17:40.625
What that mean?

410
00:17:40.708 --> 00:17:42.500
Gonna tell him about your date, Amira?

411
00:17:43.958 --> 00:17:46.041
- Shut up, Omar.
- [Omar] Oh, okay.

412
00:17:46.708 --> 00:17:47.875
What you talking about? Chris?

413
00:17:48.458 --> 00:17:49.916
Oh, no, Daddy, not Chris.

414
00:17:50.000 --> 00:17:51.958
- No, not Chris.
- Not Chris.

415
00:17:52.041 --> 00:17:53.166
He's a Muslim, right?

416
00:17:54.083 --> 00:17:56.833
Um, yes. He's African.

417
00:17:56.916 --> 00:17:59.458
- He's African.
- [Amira] He's definitely African.

418
00:17:59.541 --> 00:18:01.500
And, um, he's Muslim. I think so.

419
00:18:01.583 --> 00:18:02.958
Is he Sunni or Nation?

420
00:18:03.625 --> 00:18:04.458
S-Sunni.

421
00:18:05.583 --> 00:18:08.541
Watch out for those brothers.
Yeah, they like Lakers fans.

422
00:18:08.625 --> 00:18:11.416
Don't know shit about basketball,
but love to be all up at Staples,

423
00:18:11.500 --> 00:18:13.583
looking around at everybody,
trying to be seen.

424
00:18:13.666 --> 00:18:15.625
Isn't the Nation more like Laker fans,

425
00:18:15.708 --> 00:18:18.041
'cause they're the ones
who just discovered the religion?

426
00:18:18.750 --> 00:18:20.125
Shut up, stupid.

427
00:18:20.708 --> 00:18:21.833
What you drinking?

428
00:18:21.916 --> 00:18:24.708
A tropical banana whip
with bee pollen. It's good.

429
00:18:24.791 --> 00:18:26.583
Bee pollen? Why you need bee pollen?

430
00:18:26.666 --> 00:18:28.916
Bee pollen?
What, they ain't have no butterfly dust?

431
00:18:29.000 --> 00:18:31.458
You know, I'm starting to hate the world
more and more each day.

432
00:18:31.541 --> 00:18:34.541
You know, this place used to be our thing.

433
00:18:34.625 --> 00:18:36.291
Then white folks figured out

434
00:18:36.375 --> 00:18:40.166
that not only did Magic Johnson
and Dr. Sebi figure out how to cure AIDS,

435
00:18:40.250 --> 00:18:42.541
but we also have
delicious patties and smoothies.

436
00:18:42.625 --> 00:18:45.666
Yeah, but, like, shouldn't we be happy
that they're patronizing our business?

437
00:18:45.750 --> 00:18:47.416
But at what cost, Amira?

438
00:18:47.500 --> 00:18:51.875
Uh, financial freedom,
cultural empowerment, market expansion.

439
00:18:51.958 --> 00:18:54.166
You know what? Somebody gonna
bust your teeth out one day.

440
00:18:54.250 --> 00:18:55.500
[Amira chuckles]

441
00:18:56.083 --> 00:18:57.958
You just make sure you pray with this guy.

442
00:18:58.041 --> 00:18:59.458
That's how I met your mother.

443
00:19:00.041 --> 00:19:02.416
We prayed together, and we knew
we was meant for each other.

444
00:19:02.500 --> 00:19:04.375
- [Amira] Mm-mm.
- Didn't you meet Mom at Pep Boys?

445
00:19:04.458 --> 00:19:06.750
Trying to return
a half used bottle of Fix-a-Flat?

446
00:19:06.833 --> 00:19:08.000
No, I met your mother,

447
00:19:08.083 --> 00:19:11.541
and we fell in love
through our mutual love of God and prayer.

448
00:19:11.625 --> 00:19:13.625
- [Amira] Hmm.
- [father] I'm always telling y'all.

449
00:19:13.708 --> 00:19:16.333
If you get your beliefs in line,
your heart's gonna follow.

450
00:19:17.125 --> 00:19:18.166
Hmm.

451
00:19:20.458 --> 00:19:22.166
So I just imagined the Pep Boys thing?

452
00:19:22.250 --> 00:19:24.125
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?

453
00:19:24.208 --> 00:19:27.708
["Classic" by Meek Mill playing]
<i>♪ Meek Milly's coming, Daddy ♪</i>

454
00:19:27.791 --> 00:19:31.041
<i>♪ Hey! Spitting all this hot shit</i>
<i>Every single bar cool ♪</i>

455
00:19:31.125 --> 00:19:33.791
<i>♪ Diamonds in the Rollie face</i>
<i>Animated cartoon ♪</i>

456
00:19:33.875 --> 00:19:35.791
<i>♪ Call me Meek Milly</i>
<i>I don't play that shit ♪</i>

457
00:19:35.875 --> 00:19:37.875
<i>- ♪ Right ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ I'm gonna rock this ball, man ♪</i>

458
00:19:37.958 --> 00:19:39.375
<i>♪ Like I make that shit ♪</i>

459
00:19:39.458 --> 00:19:42.166
<i>♪ I've been front row Fashion Week</i>
<i>Looking like I'm in the show ♪</i>

460
00:19:42.250 --> 00:19:43.625
<i>♪ Sitting in the foreign leather… ♪</i>

461
00:19:43.708 --> 00:19:46.750
[chuckles] Hold up. You're dating
a "Black girl" Black girl?

462
00:19:47.875 --> 00:19:50.333
I mean, I wouldn't put it that way.

463
00:19:50.416 --> 00:19:54.250
Yo, shut-- Bro, you bagged a real one?

464
00:19:54.333 --> 00:19:55.958
This is crazy.

465
00:19:56.041 --> 00:19:58.291
Wait a minute though.
This is way out of your league.

466
00:19:58.375 --> 00:20:00.083
If this girl is what you say she is,

467
00:20:00.166 --> 00:20:02.916
then I'm pretty sure she smells
like cocoa butter and expectations, bro.

468
00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:05.416
- You may wanna slow down.
- What do you mean?

469
00:20:05.500 --> 00:20:08.625
[Mo scoffs] I'm just saying,
I hope no one ends up dead.

470
00:20:08.708 --> 00:20:09.666
Dead?

471
00:20:10.166 --> 00:20:11.375
[scoffs] Yeah, dawg.

472
00:20:11.916 --> 00:20:13.250
In this social climate,

473
00:20:13.333 --> 00:20:16.208
with this much racial intensity
going on in this country now,

474
00:20:16.291 --> 00:20:18.541
you chose to pull a move like that?

475
00:20:18.625 --> 00:20:21.000
Bold, bro. Real bold.

476
00:20:21.083 --> 00:20:23.000
I'm not pulling anything.

477
00:20:23.083 --> 00:20:24.833
This isn't 'cause it's,
like, a hot new thing.

478
00:20:24.916 --> 00:20:27.958
I'm not talking about a tie-dye sweatsuit.
I'm talking about a person.

479
00:20:28.041 --> 00:20:30.416
A woman who I met,
who I found interesting,

480
00:20:30.500 --> 00:20:34.083
who's different than the other women that
I know, so I asked her out. Who cares?

481
00:20:35.458 --> 00:20:38.291
Yo, please tell me
you didn't buy a tie-dye sweatsuit.

482
00:20:38.875 --> 00:20:39.833
Thank you.

483
00:20:42.250 --> 00:20:43.875
- [Amira clears throat]
- [sighs]

484
00:20:44.750 --> 00:20:45.708
You look great.

485
00:20:46.375 --> 00:20:47.375
Oh, thank you.

486
00:20:47.916 --> 00:20:48.916
I like your fit.

487
00:20:49.750 --> 00:20:52.541
Thank you. You don't look so bad yourself.

488
00:20:55.250 --> 00:20:56.291
Are those Gucci slides?

489
00:20:57.041 --> 00:20:59.458
Yeah. Why? Are you trying to clown?

490
00:20:59.541 --> 00:21:03.916
No, I'm not trying to clown.
No, not at all. I think they're awesome.

491
00:21:04.000 --> 00:21:06.500
And I actually think
they're the perfect shoe for a first date.

492
00:21:07.541 --> 00:21:08.750
Oh, this is date?

493
00:21:09.708 --> 00:21:13.416
Yeah. I mean, we're two adults,

494
00:21:13.500 --> 00:21:16.666
at least one of us is interested
in getting to know the other one,

495
00:21:16.750 --> 00:21:19.125
meeting at a specific place
at a designated time,

496
00:21:19.208 --> 00:21:22.250
and I'm pretty sure if I asked Siri,
"Siri, what is a date?"

497
00:21:22.333 --> 00:21:24.541
That would be the exact bar
she would spit back at me.

498
00:21:24.625 --> 00:21:25.875
Bar? Okay.

499
00:21:25.958 --> 00:21:27.791
[chuckles] All right, Ezra.

500
00:21:27.875 --> 00:21:31.291
- Trying to cap me up. Brave.
- [chuckles]

501
00:21:31.916 --> 00:21:34.500
And I would never
talk shit on your slides.

502
00:21:34.583 --> 00:21:36.875
If you like something, you like it.

503
00:21:36.958 --> 00:21:39.708
I don't think anybody
should be put in a box ever.

504
00:21:43.375 --> 00:21:46.041
That's real. I agree with you.

505
00:21:46.125 --> 00:21:49.208
["Stay High" by Childish Gambino
and Brittany Howard playing]

506
00:21:51.916 --> 00:21:53.458
[indistinct chattering]

507
00:21:53.541 --> 00:21:54.916
[laughing]

508
00:21:55.000 --> 00:21:57.000
[Amira] …eats a blueberry
with a damn fork.

509
00:21:57.083 --> 00:21:59.750
[chattering continues]

510
00:21:59.833 --> 00:22:02.333
<i>♪ And we hustle all day, don't we? ♪</i>

511
00:22:03.000 --> 00:22:04.333
<i>♪ Yes, we do ♪</i>

512
00:22:04.416 --> 00:22:07.916
<i>♪ There comes a time ♪</i>

513
00:22:08.750 --> 00:22:10.333
<i>♪ There comes a time ♪</i>

514
00:22:12.250 --> 00:22:16.083
<i>♪ At night, where we come play… ♪</i>

515
00:22:16.875 --> 00:22:19.458
[chattering and laughing continue]

516
00:22:20.291 --> 00:22:22.500
<i>♪ Laughing, hoping… ♪</i>

517
00:22:22.583 --> 00:22:23.958
[laughing]

518
00:22:25.291 --> 00:22:27.291
[laughing continues]

519
00:22:28.375 --> 00:22:32.875
<i>♪ I just wanna stay high… ♪</i>

520
00:22:35.791 --> 00:22:37.875
[chattering]

521
00:22:39.625 --> 00:22:42.416
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

522
00:22:42.500 --> 00:22:45.375
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

523
00:22:45.458 --> 00:22:48.250
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

524
00:22:48.333 --> 00:22:49.458
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

525
00:22:50.125 --> 00:22:53.250
[Amira laughing] You know…

526
00:22:54.208 --> 00:22:55.833
Oh, my God, it looks like a fort.

527
00:22:55.916 --> 00:22:58.416
[Ezra] It's cute. You know
what we're doing? We're being cute!

528
00:22:58.500 --> 00:23:01.500
- [Amira laughs] We're being cute! Oh, God!
- Yeah. [laughs]

529
00:23:01.583 --> 00:23:03.416
- [Amira] You're crazy.
- It's like a little tent.

530
00:23:03.500 --> 00:23:05.250
[Amira] I've never done this before.

531
00:23:05.333 --> 00:23:08.583
You've just never dated such
a creative blanket architect before.

532
00:23:08.666 --> 00:23:11.208
Never. I've never dated anybody so cute.

533
00:23:11.291 --> 00:23:13.041
[Ezra] Yes, come on, isn't it fun?

534
00:23:13.125 --> 00:23:15.500
It's like we're in our own little world.

535
00:23:15.583 --> 00:23:18.166
It does feel like
we are in our own little world.

536
00:23:19.875 --> 00:23:22.458
Play some music. We need, like, a vibe.

537
00:23:22.541 --> 00:23:23.916
- [Ezra] Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

538
00:23:25.041 --> 00:23:26.750
Yeah. Any requests?

539
00:23:26.833 --> 00:23:28.291
No, I trust you.

540
00:23:32.166 --> 00:23:34.250
How about this?

541
00:23:34.875 --> 00:23:36.833
["Best Part" by Daniel Caesar
and H.E.R. playing]

542
00:23:40.916 --> 00:23:43.166
Oh, I love this song.

543
00:23:44.958 --> 00:23:45.791
You do?

544
00:23:45.875 --> 00:23:47.000
[Amira] Mm-hmm.

545
00:23:48.583 --> 00:23:50.916
<i>♪ You don't know, babe ♪ </i>[echoing]

546
00:23:52.166 --> 00:23:55.250
<i>♪ When you hold me ♪</i>

547
00:23:55.333 --> 00:24:00.083
<i>♪ And kiss me slowly</i>
<i>It's the sweetest thing ♪</i>

548
00:24:01.791 --> 00:24:04.250
<i>♪ It's the sunrise ♪</i>

549
00:24:05.208 --> 00:24:07.458
<i>♪ And those brown eyes, yes ♪</i>

550
00:24:08.416 --> 00:24:12.625
<i>♪ You're the one that I desire ♪</i>

551
00:24:14.666 --> 00:24:16.833
<i>♪ When we wake up… ♪</i>

552
00:24:18.500 --> 00:24:19.750
So look.

553
00:24:19.833 --> 00:24:22.750
I just don't be
having sex with just anyone,

554
00:24:22.833 --> 00:24:25.541
so, whether you like it or not,

555
00:24:25.625 --> 00:24:27.125
we kind of go together now.

556
00:24:29.791 --> 00:24:32.416
Yeah, that's crazy. I was
gonna say a similar kind of thing.

557
00:24:32.500 --> 00:24:35.916
Maybe a little less junior high,
a little more mature, but, uh…

558
00:24:36.583 --> 00:24:39.166
Yeah. You're my boo, come on.

559
00:24:40.416 --> 00:24:41.708
You already know.

560
00:24:41.791 --> 00:24:43.583
- You're obsessed with me.
- No!

561
00:24:43.666 --> 00:24:44.750
I'm obsessed with you?

562
00:24:44.833 --> 00:24:46.125
- Yeah.
- Okay.

563
00:24:46.208 --> 00:24:48.125
I see you leaving stuff around here.

564
00:24:48.208 --> 00:24:49.791
Judaism swagger.

565
00:24:49.875 --> 00:24:51.458
It's such a turn-on.

566
00:24:51.541 --> 00:24:53.500
- I just want a bagel and lox right now.
- [laughing]

567
00:24:53.583 --> 00:24:55.958
I love you so much!

568
00:24:56.041 --> 00:24:57.083
So much!

569
00:24:57.166 --> 00:24:59.750
- I can't even restrain you!
- [laughing]

570
00:25:00.875 --> 00:25:01.875
Shut up.

571
00:25:02.375 --> 00:25:06.041
<i>♪ Oh, you're the best part ♪</i>

572
00:25:06.125 --> 00:25:10.916
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!</i>
<i>You're the best part ♪</i>

573
00:25:11.000 --> 00:25:12.833
I think I'm a little nervous.

574
00:25:12.916 --> 00:25:14.791
No, don't be nervous. I'm nervous.

575
00:25:14.875 --> 00:25:16.208
Why are you nervous?

576
00:25:16.291 --> 00:25:17.875
'Cause my family's crazy.

577
00:25:17.958 --> 00:25:19.458
Everybody's family's crazy.

578
00:25:19.541 --> 00:25:21.791
- No. They're nuts.
- [doorbell rings]

579
00:25:22.791 --> 00:25:25.958
- [laughing] Hello! Oh!
- [Ezra] Hey, Mom. How are you?

580
00:25:27.125 --> 00:25:28.416
- [laughs]
- Hi.

581
00:25:28.500 --> 00:25:29.791
- Mom, this is Amira.
- [gasps]

582
00:25:29.875 --> 00:25:31.500
Amira, this is my mom Shelley.

583
00:25:31.583 --> 00:25:32.416
Hi, Miss Shelley.

584
00:25:32.500 --> 00:25:35.250
- It's so nice to meet you.
- Oh. Miss Shelley.

585
00:25:35.333 --> 00:25:38.458
Oh, my mom would kill me
if I didn't address you in that way.

586
00:25:38.541 --> 00:25:41.416
Oh, absolutely. Whatever makes
you comfortable is fine with me.

587
00:25:41.500 --> 00:25:44.750
Oh, my gosh, you are so beautiful.

588
00:25:44.833 --> 00:25:47.875
I love your hair. I love your fingernails.

589
00:25:47.958 --> 00:25:49.291
Look at these rings!

590
00:25:49.375 --> 00:25:50.958
- I love them. [chuckles]
- Thank you.

591
00:25:51.041 --> 00:25:52.916
- Thank you.
- [gasps] Look at that, your name.

592
00:25:53.000 --> 00:25:55.250
What about her earlobes
and the bottom of her feet?

593
00:25:55.333 --> 00:25:57.500
- Oh, shut up. He loves to give me shit.
- [Amira laughs]

594
00:25:57.583 --> 00:25:59.125
But I think your earlobes are good too.

595
00:25:59.208 --> 00:26:01.375
- [laughs] I do. Come in. Come in. Come in.
- [laughs]

596
00:26:01.458 --> 00:26:03.333
- [Shelley] Isn't this fun?
- Yeah, good stuff.

597
00:26:03.416 --> 00:26:06.958
Honey, honey, come and meet Amira.

598
00:26:07.041 --> 00:26:09.333
I hope I'm saying that right. Amira.

599
00:26:09.416 --> 00:26:11.541
- Yeah. Amira. It's just Amira.
- Amira. Arnold.

600
00:26:11.625 --> 00:26:13.250
Come in, come in, come in and sit.

601
00:26:13.333 --> 00:26:15.375
- Uh, Amira. Yes!
- [Amira] Yeah.

602
00:26:15.458 --> 00:26:19.333
[Shelley] We've got cheese and crackers,
but if you need something else,

603
00:26:19.416 --> 00:26:22.041
I can have Lupita run to Whole Foods.
Don't worry.

604
00:26:22.125 --> 00:26:24.875
She's going anyway because she's
picking up my dry cleaning from Browns.

605
00:26:24.958 --> 00:26:27.750
She's, uh, she's from Guatemala.

606
00:26:27.833 --> 00:26:29.625
[splutters] She, uh, Lupita.

607
00:26:30.708 --> 00:26:33.291
Uh, but, you know,
we're like sisters, actually.

608
00:26:33.375 --> 00:26:35.500
She's literally like family.

609
00:26:35.583 --> 00:26:39.125
I mean, it's not even
like work for her, really.

610
00:26:39.208 --> 00:26:40.041
[Amira chuckles]

611
00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:42.833
I'm pretty sure it's like work for her.

612
00:26:42.916 --> 00:26:46.500
I don't think Lupita's coming all the way
down here just, uh, pro bono,

613
00:26:46.583 --> 00:26:48.666
no money exchange, you know.

614
00:26:48.750 --> 00:26:51.375
- [laughs] Oh, come on.
- [Ezra] I know. I'm just saying.

615
00:26:51.458 --> 00:26:53.250
- [Shelley] No, no, I get it, yeah, but--
- Yeah.

616
00:26:53.333 --> 00:26:54.916
Thank you, but that's not necessary.

617
00:26:55.000 --> 00:26:56.458
- This looks nice.
- [mouths]

618
00:26:56.541 --> 00:26:58.875
- Thank you. [chuckles]
- [Shelley] Oh, fabulous.

619
00:26:58.958 --> 00:27:00.916
So, I understand you're a stylist.

620
00:27:01.000 --> 00:27:04.041
Yeah, kind of, I'm, um--
I'm a costume designer.

621
00:27:04.125 --> 00:27:05.916
- But that's kind of like styling.
- [both] Oh.

622
00:27:06.000 --> 00:27:08.041
- Okay.
- And she has the best style.

623
00:27:08.125 --> 00:27:08.958
[laughing] Yes.

624
00:27:09.041 --> 00:27:11.000
[Shelley] No, that I can tell, yes.

625
00:27:11.083 --> 00:27:14.625
Yeah, I actually do,
uh, a little styling myself.

626
00:27:14.708 --> 00:27:16.041
- [Amira] Really?
- [Shelley] Yeah.

627
00:27:16.125 --> 00:27:18.708
Oh, Ezra never said anything
to me about that.

628
00:27:18.791 --> 00:27:22.250
I know, 'cause it's 100% not true.
It's the first time hearing of it, so…

629
00:27:22.333 --> 00:27:27.458
No, no. No, no. I mean, on me and Dad--
or on Arnold.

630
00:27:27.541 --> 00:27:29.416
- And a few of our friends, yeah.
- Okay.

631
00:27:29.500 --> 00:27:31.458
Yeah, I… I audit their closets.

632
00:27:32.125 --> 00:27:34.958
Oh, um, how do you do that?

633
00:27:35.541 --> 00:27:37.666
Oh, uh, like, curate their clothes--

634
00:27:37.750 --> 00:27:38.666
Prune.

635
00:27:38.750 --> 00:27:41.625
[Shelley] Exactly. Yeah,
and also give away things to shelters.

636
00:27:41.708 --> 00:27:43.916
I'm just known as someone with good taste.

637
00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:48.125
And, I mean, I'm not trying to brag.
That sounds so braggy.

638
00:27:48.208 --> 00:27:50.208
[laughing]

639
00:27:50.833 --> 00:27:54.500
So, um, Amira, where are you from?

640
00:27:54.583 --> 00:27:55.708
- [Amira] Here.
- Oh.

641
00:27:55.791 --> 00:27:57.958
Well, Baldwin Hills via Inglewood.

642
00:27:58.916 --> 00:28:00.916
Okay. Baldwin Hills.

643
00:28:01.000 --> 00:28:02.375
Oh, that's something, yeah.

644
00:28:02.458 --> 00:28:05.083
I understand that Mike…

645
00:28:05.166 --> 00:28:08.333
uh, Magic Johnson has done a lot
of wonderful things.

646
00:28:08.416 --> 00:28:10.250
[Arnold] Magic. What a ballplayer.

647
00:28:10.333 --> 00:28:12.083
Boyish enthusiasm he played with.

648
00:28:12.166 --> 00:28:13.541
- Oh, yeah.
- The smile!

649
00:28:13.625 --> 00:28:15.833
- [Shelley] Yeah, he has a marvelous smile.
- [Arnold] Yeah.

650
00:28:15.916 --> 00:28:17.958
[Shelley] Yeah.
I saw him once at Gelson's.

651
00:28:18.041 --> 00:28:20.250
- He's really tall.
- [exhales]

652
00:28:20.333 --> 00:28:23.416
Actually, we had
an opportunity to buy there about--

653
00:28:23.500 --> 00:28:26.208
- It was 15 years ago, but… [scoffs]
- [groans] Oh, yeah.

654
00:28:26.291 --> 00:28:28.166
- …Arnold wouldn't go for it.
- [imitates gunshot]

655
00:28:28.250 --> 00:28:31.666
Yeah, it's a shame you missed out on
that first wave of early gentrification.

656
00:28:31.750 --> 00:28:34.291
You could've screwed a lot
of people out of their property value.

657
00:28:34.375 --> 00:28:38.208
[chuckles] Okay, so this is our lovely
and very opinionated daughter Liza.

658
00:28:38.291 --> 00:28:40.750
Come and meet
your brother's new girlfriend.

659
00:28:40.833 --> 00:28:41.666
Hi.

660
00:28:42.541 --> 00:28:43.750
Hi. [chuckles]

661
00:28:44.333 --> 00:28:45.250
I mean,

662
00:28:46.458 --> 00:28:47.583
hey.

663
00:28:47.666 --> 00:28:48.583
Okay.

664
00:28:48.666 --> 00:28:49.708
[scoffs] Pull over.

665
00:28:49.791 --> 00:28:51.541
[laughing]

666
00:28:51.625 --> 00:28:53.875
- She's spoken for. [chuckles]
- [Amira chuckles]

667
00:28:53.958 --> 00:28:56.500
Um, Liza's gay.
She's queer. She's lesbian.

668
00:28:56.583 --> 00:28:59.958
- L-G-B-T-Q.
- [Shelley] You got it all.

669
00:29:00.041 --> 00:29:02.458
- Which we love and accept.
- [Arnold] Yes.

670
00:29:02.541 --> 00:29:04.291
"Because that is our vibe."

671
00:29:04.958 --> 00:29:06.708
"That's how we roll." [laughs]

672
00:29:06.791 --> 00:29:10.250
I think she understands.
Is she doing the air quote thing again?

673
00:29:10.333 --> 00:29:11.833
Yeah, she's just warming up.

674
00:29:11.916 --> 00:29:12.833
[laughs]

675
00:29:12.916 --> 00:29:15.625
Oh, I… I really like your glasses.
Those are cool.

676
00:29:15.708 --> 00:29:19.500
Oh, thanks. I actually made them out
of recycled cans of Mountain Dew.

677
00:29:19.583 --> 00:29:20.416
Oh, really?

678
00:29:20.500 --> 00:29:23.833
I could easily make you a pair.
You could have-- they're prescription--

679
00:29:23.916 --> 00:29:28.666
Okay, so I wanna put this out
to the group and see how it lands.

680
00:29:28.750 --> 00:29:29.583
Oh, shit.

681
00:29:29.666 --> 00:29:32.583
- I think the police…
- Okay!

682
00:29:32.666 --> 00:29:36.208
…are and always have been, by the way,

683
00:29:36.291 --> 00:29:38.833
fucked up towards Black people.

684
00:29:38.916 --> 00:29:40.833
And I, for one, hate it.

685
00:29:40.916 --> 00:29:43.041
- To be fair, it's an impossible job.
- Dad.

686
00:29:43.125 --> 00:29:44.875
Okay, Mom,
I'm gonna help you in the kitchen.

687
00:29:44.958 --> 00:29:46.041
- [Shelley] What?
- [Ezra] Now.

688
00:29:46.125 --> 00:29:48.583
You've never offered
to help with anything in your life.

689
00:29:48.666 --> 00:29:49.875
We're gonna do it now.

690
00:29:49.958 --> 00:29:51.208
- Know what else too?
- Come on.

691
00:29:51.291 --> 00:29:53.500
The National Anthem,
I think everybody should kneel.

692
00:29:53.583 --> 00:29:55.708
- [Ezra] Enough. Thank you.
- [Shelley] No, I do. Really.

693
00:29:55.791 --> 00:29:58.708
- Not just the players, in fact.
- [Ezra] We're gonna go check this out now.

694
00:29:58.791 --> 00:30:00.875
- [Shelley] What are you doing?
- [Ezra] Thank you.

695
00:30:00.958 --> 00:30:02.208
[chuckles]

696
00:30:03.125 --> 00:30:04.291
I'm sorry about my mom.

697
00:30:04.375 --> 00:30:07.875
- She's literally a moron.
- I like your braids.

698
00:30:08.708 --> 00:30:09.541
Thank you. [sighs]

699
00:30:09.625 --> 00:30:11.166
Xzibit had braids.

700
00:30:11.875 --> 00:30:13.125
Uh, yeah.

701
00:30:13.208 --> 00:30:16.833
Remember that show <i>Pimp My Ride?</i>
That was a blast. I loved that show.

702
00:30:16.916 --> 00:30:19.666
He seemed like such a cool dude.
Such a gentleman.

703
00:30:19.750 --> 00:30:21.833
You ever bump into him
at any of your showbiz things?

704
00:30:22.875 --> 00:30:24.416
- No.
- [Arnold] No?

705
00:30:25.041 --> 00:30:28.791
- [groans] Is he still in the rap game?
- Dad, stop.

706
00:30:28.875 --> 00:30:31.791
- What?
- Just, like, producing sound.

707
00:30:31.875 --> 00:30:34.833
- I like X to the Z. What can I say?
- [Liza] Dad.

708
00:30:34.916 --> 00:30:37.333
- Over here right now.
- What are you-- What's wrong with you?

709
00:30:37.416 --> 00:30:39.708
Okay, can you just cool it

710
00:30:39.791 --> 00:30:43.166
on everything you are doing and saying
in, like, complete totality?

711
00:30:44.333 --> 00:30:46.708
You are so rude and annoying.

712
00:30:46.791 --> 00:30:48.875
- All right? Yes, you are.
- [scoffs]

713
00:30:48.958 --> 00:30:51.083
I am being me, and I am thriving.

714
00:30:51.166 --> 00:30:54.083
And I have gotten through
my entire life being me,

715
00:30:54.166 --> 00:30:57.708
and I certainly don't need
my son to tell me how to behave.

716
00:30:57.791 --> 00:30:58.791
My God.

717
00:30:58.875 --> 00:31:01.750
It's just with the police stuff
and, like, Magic Johnson.

718
00:31:01.833 --> 00:31:05.375
Like, you're talking to her
like she's a Black person

719
00:31:05.458 --> 00:31:07.750
and not my girlfriend who is a person.

720
00:31:07.833 --> 00:31:09.875
- That's absurd. I said--
- Is it?

721
00:31:09.958 --> 00:31:12.208
Yes, of course!
I said, "to the group," okay?

722
00:31:12.291 --> 00:31:16.333
I literally said, "I'm throwing this out
to the whole group."

723
00:31:16.416 --> 00:31:18.000
You weren't throwing it out to the group.

724
00:31:18.083 --> 00:31:20.208
'Cause you weren't trying
to hear Dad's perspective.

725
00:31:20.291 --> 00:31:22.583
You never asked a question like that

726
00:31:22.666 --> 00:31:25.666
in every dinner we've had
for the past however many years.

727
00:31:25.750 --> 00:31:27.666
- I talk about that a lot.
- With who?

728
00:31:27.750 --> 00:31:30.750
With all of my friends.
With everybody I know. We are always--

729
00:31:30.833 --> 00:31:33.041
Name one friend
you talk about police brutality with.

730
00:31:33.125 --> 00:31:34.125
Marilyn.

731
00:31:34.208 --> 00:31:35.791
Uh, uh, Josephine…

732
00:31:35.875 --> 00:31:37.875
You and Marilyn
talk about police brutality?

733
00:31:37.958 --> 00:31:39.041
Can't get enough of it.

734
00:31:39.625 --> 00:31:41.833
- Can't get enough of that conversation.
- I don't buy that.

735
00:31:41.916 --> 00:31:43.458
It's a hot topic right now.

736
00:31:44.250 --> 00:31:46.958
All right, look.
Can we not do this right now?

737
00:31:47.041 --> 00:31:48.041
Seriously.

738
00:31:48.125 --> 00:31:51.583
This is about meeting
that lovely woman out there.

739
00:31:53.000 --> 00:31:57.958
And I gotta tell you something,
I think she's absolutely wonderful.

740
00:31:59.833 --> 00:32:01.291
- You do?
- I do.

741
00:32:02.041 --> 00:32:05.083
- And I've got a people sense, you know.
- [whispers] No, you don't.

742
00:32:05.166 --> 00:32:07.291
Anyway, I think she's wonderful.

743
00:32:08.791 --> 00:32:09.625
She is.

744
00:32:12.166 --> 00:32:13.083
What?

745
00:32:15.541 --> 00:32:18.458
I am… I'm gonna ask her to marry me.

746
00:32:18.541 --> 00:32:19.666
[gasps]

747
00:32:19.750 --> 00:32:22.666
Oh, my God! Oh, my…

748
00:32:22.750 --> 00:32:24.750
- [Ezra shushing]
- [laughing]

749
00:32:24.833 --> 00:32:26.625
I'm so excited.

750
00:32:27.416 --> 00:32:28.250
[Ezra] Yeah.

751
00:32:28.333 --> 00:32:30.041
- [exhales]
- So you're okay with that?

752
00:32:30.125 --> 00:32:31.791
Of course I'm okay with that.

753
00:32:31.875 --> 00:32:34.416
Why wouldn't I be okay
with that? [sniffles]

754
00:32:34.500 --> 00:32:36.833
I don't know. Well, she's not Jewish.

755
00:32:36.916 --> 00:32:40.875
Oh, Ezra, you're my baby boy.

756
00:32:42.041 --> 00:32:46.541
And you found an amazing woman
who makes you happy.

757
00:32:46.625 --> 00:32:47.750
End of story.

758
00:32:52.375 --> 00:32:55.416
I mean, would it be nice
if she were Jewish? Sure.

759
00:32:55.500 --> 00:32:57.666
Our people's numbers are dwindling.

760
00:32:57.750 --> 00:32:59.458
- It would make your life easier.
- [exhaling]

761
00:32:59.541 --> 00:33:01.416
But… But this is great too!

762
00:33:01.500 --> 00:33:06.750
Our family is growing in such
a cool and hip and funky way, you know.

763
00:33:07.250 --> 00:33:10.125
Oh, my God! I'm gonna have
Black grand babies. [laughing]

764
00:33:10.208 --> 00:33:11.708
Okay. Jesus Christ.

765
00:33:11.791 --> 00:33:13.875
[gasps] We're a family of color.

766
00:33:13.958 --> 00:33:15.166
- Mom.
- We are the future now.

767
00:33:15.250 --> 00:33:18.666
Mom, just, please,
don't ever say that or think that again.

768
00:33:18.750 --> 00:33:21.083
- What?
- I know it's exciting, but…

769
00:33:21.166 --> 00:33:24.208
- ["Ordinary People" playing on piano]
- [Arnold]<i> ♪ This ain't the honeymoon… ♪</i>

770
00:33:24.291 --> 00:33:26.416
- [Ezra] Shh.
- I know. I won't…

771
00:33:26.500 --> 00:33:28.125
[Arnold] That was a while back.

772
00:33:28.875 --> 00:33:30.875
<i>- ♪ Right in the thick of love ♪</i>
- [Shelley gasps]

773
00:33:30.958 --> 00:33:32.625
[Arnold] <i>♪ At times, we get sick of love ♪</i>

774
00:33:32.708 --> 00:33:33.541
It's true.

775
00:33:33.625 --> 00:33:37.000
<i>♪ Seems like we argue every day, uh! ♪</i>

776
00:33:37.541 --> 00:33:41.958
<i>♪ I know I misbehaved</i>
<i>And you made your mistakes ♪</i>

777
00:33:42.041 --> 00:33:43.125
<i>♪ And we both</i> ♪

778
00:33:43.208 --> 00:33:45.708
<i>- ♪ Got some room left to grow ♪</i>
- [mouths] What is happening?

779
00:33:45.791 --> 00:33:47.000
So true.

780
00:33:47.083 --> 00:33:51.625
<i>♪ Though love sometimes hurts</i>
<i>Well, I'll still put you first ♪</i>

781
00:33:51.708 --> 00:33:55.291
<i>♪ But I think we should take it slow ♪</i>

782
00:33:55.375 --> 00:33:58.083
<i>♪ We're just ordinary people ♪</i>

783
00:33:58.166 --> 00:33:59.125
That's the truth.

784
00:34:00.208 --> 00:34:02.958
<i>♪ We don't know which way to go</i> ♪

785
00:34:03.041 --> 00:34:03.916
Where?

786
00:34:04.000 --> 00:34:05.875
- [sighs]
- I'm so sorry.

787
00:34:05.958 --> 00:34:08.875
- [mouths] It's okay.
- <i>♪ …it slow-whoa-whoa! ♪</i>

788
00:34:11.000 --> 00:34:13.083
- [Mo] Well, I'm happy for you, E.
- [Ezra] Thank you.

789
00:34:13.166 --> 00:34:15.041
Have you talked to her family yet?

790
00:34:15.125 --> 00:34:16.041
Uh, no.

791
00:34:16.958 --> 00:34:18.125
Do you plan to?

792
00:34:18.833 --> 00:34:21.041
Yeah, just haven't had
the chance to meet them.

793
00:34:21.125 --> 00:34:24.083
So you're telling me you're about
to ask their only adult daughter

794
00:34:24.166 --> 00:34:27.041
to marry you with this baby-ass ring,

795
00:34:27.125 --> 00:34:29.208
and you haven't even met her parents?

796
00:34:29.291 --> 00:34:30.125
Bro. [scoffs]

797
00:34:30.208 --> 00:34:32.750
White dudes really do be
out here living by their own code.

798
00:34:33.750 --> 00:34:36.375
You're gonna have to make up
a story or something for this, bro.

799
00:34:36.458 --> 00:34:38.875
Yeah, it is a small ring.

800
00:34:38.958 --> 00:34:40.833
You think her family
will judge me and stuff?

801
00:34:40.916 --> 00:34:43.166
I'm judging you, nigga. This is terrible.

802
00:34:43.250 --> 00:34:45.541
Yeah, I thought of that.
I thought of that.

803
00:34:45.625 --> 00:34:48.125
I'm just gonna be like,
"It's my grandma's Holocaust ring."

804
00:34:48.208 --> 00:34:50.875
- That's good. That's great.
- I mean, game over.

805
00:34:50.958 --> 00:34:54.041
They can't say shit.
Once you drop the Holocaust, they're like…

806
00:34:54.125 --> 00:34:55.458
But you gotta get it out this box.

807
00:34:55.541 --> 00:34:57.125
- It's not a Holocaust box.
- You're right.

808
00:34:57.208 --> 00:34:59.791
Yeah, you wanna put it
in, like, a satchel, dirty it up.

809
00:34:59.875 --> 00:35:02.083
- Yeah.
- I think you should Holocaust it down.

810
00:35:02.166 --> 00:35:04.166
Yeah, we gotta Holocaust it down,
for sure.

811
00:35:04.250 --> 00:35:06.416
- Indeed.
- Yeah. All right, that's a good call.

812
00:35:06.500 --> 00:35:08.458
- There's a plan.
- Thank you, dude. I appreciate it.

813
00:35:08.541 --> 00:35:10.166
["6 'n the Mornin'" by Ice-T playing]

814
00:35:10.250 --> 00:35:12.708
<i>♪ Fresh Adidas squeak</i>
<i>Across the bathroom floor ♪</i>

815
00:35:12.791 --> 00:35:15.083
<i>♪ Out my back window, a simple escape… ♪</i>

816
00:35:15.166 --> 00:35:17.291
It is so nice to meet you guys.

817
00:35:17.375 --> 00:35:19.666
What's going on? Tell me about life.

818
00:35:19.750 --> 00:35:21.708
How are you? How's work?

819
00:35:22.791 --> 00:35:23.958
Talk to me.

820
00:35:24.875 --> 00:35:26.333
Work… Work is fine.

821
00:35:26.416 --> 00:35:28.708
Grinding. I know.

822
00:35:29.541 --> 00:35:32.541
I know. I'm in the grind myself.

823
00:35:33.041 --> 00:35:34.166
[mother chuckles]

824
00:35:39.500 --> 00:35:41.208
So do you hang out
in the hood all the time,

825
00:35:41.291 --> 00:35:43.541
or do you just come up here
for our food and women?

826
00:35:45.625 --> 00:35:46.958
It's a valid question.

827
00:35:48.500 --> 00:35:50.583
- It is.
- [mother] Mm-hmm.

828
00:35:51.208 --> 00:35:55.166
I guess I'm one of those guys
who kind of goes wherever.

829
00:35:55.250 --> 00:35:56.541
You go wherever?

830
00:35:56.625 --> 00:35:59.375
Yeah, I'm kind of like a chameleon
in that way, I guess.

831
00:35:59.458 --> 00:36:03.291
You know, I'll pop into Marathon
and grab a hoodie and some socks,

832
00:36:03.375 --> 00:36:07.333
or, you know,
go play ball at Langston Hughes Park

833
00:36:07.416 --> 00:36:08.541
if there's a good run going,

834
00:36:08.625 --> 00:36:10.666
and Roscoe's is obviously one
of my go-to's.

835
00:36:10.750 --> 00:36:14.291
I mean, the Carol C. Special. Come on!
Where's our waiter?

836
00:36:14.375 --> 00:36:16.375
I'm gonna go see if the waitperson's here

837
00:36:16.458 --> 00:36:18.875
because I feel like we should get it,

838
00:36:18.958 --> 00:36:21.833
'cause I think you guys
deserve more than this.

839
00:36:25.750 --> 00:36:28.625
This is your white granddaddy
coming back to haunt me.

840
00:36:28.708 --> 00:36:30.750
- What?
- That nigga never liked me.

841
00:36:30.833 --> 00:36:34.041
And it started off by him putting
them strong ass genes in you

842
00:36:34.125 --> 00:36:36.333
that lighten up the coffee in my babies.

843
00:36:36.416 --> 00:36:38.041
- Akbar, you sound ridiculous.
- Yeah.

844
00:36:38.125 --> 00:36:40.500
And then he planted
a poison pill in my little baby girl

845
00:36:40.583 --> 00:36:44.500
and it has grown into this white boy
that has invited us to lunch at Roscoe's.

846
00:36:44.583 --> 00:36:48.041
Those children got
beautiful cultural experiences

847
00:36:48.125 --> 00:36:50.541
from those moments
with my granddaddy, so please stop.

848
00:36:50.625 --> 00:36:53.833
- What they got was confused, clearly.
- They are not confused.

849
00:36:53.916 --> 00:36:56.291
They are confused.
You don't think this is confusion?

850
00:36:56.375 --> 00:37:00.250
All I'mma tell you is we don't need to be
arguing in front of the white boy, okay?

851
00:37:00.333 --> 00:37:02.708
I'm not gonna change
how I feel about this…

852
00:37:02.791 --> 00:37:04.708
I'm saying what I wanna say,

853
00:37:04.791 --> 00:37:06.833
and I don't give a fuck
about this white boy.

854
00:37:06.916 --> 00:37:08.375
I'm not asking you to do that.

855
00:37:08.458 --> 00:37:09.875
Hey, gang.

856
00:37:09.958 --> 00:37:12.375
[clears throat] I'm back.
I spoke to the waitress,

857
00:37:12.458 --> 00:37:17.250
and she was upset
that I interrupted her smoke break.

858
00:37:17.875 --> 00:37:19.916
Um, so,

859
00:37:20.000 --> 00:37:25.541
you guys are probably
wondering why I asked you to… to lunch.

860
00:37:25.625 --> 00:37:27.333
It crossed my mind.

861
00:37:27.916 --> 00:37:30.791
- Yeah, what the hell is this about?
- [Ezra] Um…

862
00:37:31.541 --> 00:37:34.666
I wanna… I wanna…
I wanna go way back for a second.

863
00:37:34.750 --> 00:37:36.416
I wanna go back to…

864
00:37:36.500 --> 00:37:37.833
Well, let's go with Jesus,

865
00:37:37.916 --> 00:37:40.625
'cause Jesus Christ
was half Black, half Jewish, right?

866
00:37:40.708 --> 00:37:42.958
Let's start with Jesus. Legend, right? So…

867
00:37:43.583 --> 00:37:48.416
Jesus Christ, technically,
I imagine, had mixed-race children,

868
00:37:48.500 --> 00:37:53.083
which I think is… is great because
mixed-race people are really awesome.

869
00:37:53.166 --> 00:37:55.458
You know, you have,
like, Mariah and Derek Jeter,

870
00:37:55.541 --> 00:37:58.291
and then, of course,
you have the GOAT. He was mixed race.

871
00:37:59.458 --> 00:38:00.291
The GOAT?

872
00:38:00.875 --> 00:38:02.083
The Greatest of All Time.

873
00:38:02.166 --> 00:38:04.791
Yeah, I know what it means,
but who are you referring to?

874
00:38:05.375 --> 00:38:08.083
Our guy, the legend. Malcolm X.

875
00:38:08.166 --> 00:38:10.250
<i>- Our </i>guy?
- [Akbar laughs]

876
00:38:10.333 --> 00:38:13.791
- Not-- the GOAT. Not… Not my guy. Mr. X.
- [mother laughs]

877
00:38:13.875 --> 00:38:16.708
And I'm saying that, like, he's mixed race

878
00:38:16.791 --> 00:38:20.583
and then if Amira and I had a kid,
that kid would be mixed race,

879
00:38:20.666 --> 00:38:22.708
and it would be a very nice baby.

880
00:38:22.791 --> 00:38:26.875
Maybe not as important
as Malcolm X, but maybe. Maybe!

881
00:38:26.958 --> 00:38:29.583
Maybe my son would be
as important as Malcolm X.

882
00:38:29.666 --> 00:38:31.083
I don't know 'cause I haven't--

883
00:38:31.791 --> 00:38:34.708
And she's not pregnant.
She's not pregnant.

884
00:38:34.791 --> 00:38:38.625
Because we don't even do that much stuff

885
00:38:38.708 --> 00:38:40.333
and when we do,

886
00:38:40.416 --> 00:38:43.125
I… I am careful.

887
00:38:43.208 --> 00:38:44.541
And she's not a prude.

888
00:38:44.625 --> 00:38:47.791
She's gr-- really,
she knows her way around it.

889
00:38:47.875 --> 00:38:50.416
- Okay.
- What I'm saying is I love your daughter!

890
00:38:51.166 --> 00:38:54.875
I… I love her,
and I would make a good husband.

891
00:38:57.791 --> 00:38:59.583
What in the mother of--

892
00:38:59.666 --> 00:39:01.166
I know I quoted <i>Forrest Gump.</i>

893
00:39:01.250 --> 00:39:03.041
Yeah, you know what?
I did quote <i>Forrest Gump.</i>

894
00:39:03.125 --> 00:39:06.416
Because you know who
Forrest's best friend was in the world?

895
00:39:06.958 --> 00:39:07.833
Bubba.

896
00:39:08.416 --> 00:39:11.291
- What?
- And was Bubba Black and Forrest white?

897
00:39:12.541 --> 00:39:14.458
You bet your fucking ass they were.

898
00:39:14.541 --> 00:39:17.333
And… And you know what?
It wasn't about race.

899
00:39:17.958 --> 00:39:21.416
It was about shrimp and partnership,
and they made it work.

900
00:39:21.500 --> 00:39:24.208
And Amira and I have done
a lot of the similar stuff

901
00:39:24.291 --> 00:39:27.458
that Bubba and Forrest did together,
and now we're here,

902
00:39:27.541 --> 00:39:30.375
and I just wanna marry your daughter,
if that's okay.

903
00:39:36.083 --> 00:39:38.875
We never seen no fucking <i>Forrest Gump.</i>

904
00:39:38.958 --> 00:39:40.833
[inhales]

905
00:39:41.750 --> 00:39:44.416
- Ain't this about a bitch?
- [exhales]

906
00:39:45.666 --> 00:39:48.833
So it's not bad enough
that y'all make me have to get a vaccine

907
00:39:48.916 --> 00:39:50.458
so I can go into the casino.

908
00:39:50.541 --> 00:39:53.416
- Now y'all coming after my kids?
- [mother groans]

909
00:39:54.583 --> 00:39:56.333
So you wanna marry my daughter?

910
00:39:58.791 --> 00:40:00.208
Yes. Yes, I do.

911
00:40:03.541 --> 00:40:04.541
Well, Ezra…

912
00:40:08.333 --> 00:40:09.708
you can try.

913
00:40:12.833 --> 00:40:15.208
- [knock on door]
- No, that's him right now, Mama.

914
00:40:15.291 --> 00:40:17.625
- Oh, okay, I'll call you back.
- [phone beeps]

915
00:40:22.875 --> 00:40:24.208
Hey, what's up?

916
00:40:24.291 --> 00:40:26.208
I just got off the phone with my mom.

917
00:40:27.666 --> 00:40:31.291
Oh, you… you did?
Yeah, what… what did she have to say?

918
00:40:31.375 --> 00:40:32.375
About…

919
00:40:33.041 --> 00:40:36.708
Well, she just told me
that you took her and my dad out to lunch.

920
00:40:36.791 --> 00:40:39.666
It was a nightmare, okay?
I totally blacked out. I fucked up.

921
00:40:39.750 --> 00:40:41.375
I have no idea. I don't remember anything.

922
00:40:41.458 --> 00:40:44.583
Well, lucky for you,
my parents remember everything.

923
00:40:45.083 --> 00:40:47.791
Why would you take my parents
to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles

924
00:40:47.875 --> 00:40:49.208
and without asking me?

925
00:40:50.750 --> 00:40:54.416
I was taking a shot at something, okay?
Just forget it.

926
00:40:54.500 --> 00:40:56.500
Forget it?
Oh, no, please, Ezra, keep going,

927
00:40:56.583 --> 00:40:59.500
'cause I would love to know
about this little brilliant plan of yours.

928
00:40:59.583 --> 00:41:03.458
[exhales] You wouldn't understand, okay?

929
00:41:04.833 --> 00:41:05.958
[sighs]

930
00:41:06.041 --> 00:41:06.916
Oh, my God.

931
00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:09.500
- [Ezra] I was gonna take your parents out…
- Wait, oh, my God.

932
00:41:09.583 --> 00:41:11.708
- We were gonna have a great time,
- Oh, my God.

933
00:41:11.791 --> 00:41:13.833
And then I was gonna ask their blessing,

934
00:41:13.916 --> 00:41:16.041
and I had this
whole cute proposal planned,

935
00:41:16.125 --> 00:41:18.916
where I was gonna reenact our first
few dates, but then it got messed up.

936
00:41:19.000 --> 00:41:21.458
- No, it's not messed up. It's not.
- No, it is, 'cause your dad--

937
00:41:21.541 --> 00:41:23.458
- No, it's not. Ezra! Ezra!
- Like, it's ruined.

938
00:41:23.541 --> 00:41:25.791
- What?
- You can still go through with it.

939
00:41:28.500 --> 00:41:29.333
When?

940
00:41:29.416 --> 00:41:30.791
- Now! Right now!
- Like now?

941
00:41:30.875 --> 00:41:32.541
Yes, right now.

942
00:41:34.708 --> 00:41:36.041
- Right--
- Hurry up!

943
00:41:36.125 --> 00:41:39.083
Okay, I'm gonna
take off my shoe so I don't crease it.

944
00:41:43.750 --> 00:41:44.875
Amira… [exhales]

945
00:41:47.083 --> 00:41:48.625
- I love you so much.
- Hmm.

946
00:41:49.833 --> 00:41:53.583
I have never felt so understood
by somebody in my entire life.

947
00:41:54.500 --> 00:41:56.958
I am blown away by your beauty

948
00:41:57.666 --> 00:41:59.625
and your intelligence and your grace.

949
00:41:59.708 --> 00:42:00.916
[Amira sighs]

950
00:42:01.000 --> 00:42:03.125
And now you just do whatever you wanna do.

951
00:42:04.833 --> 00:42:06.000
And if you let me,

952
00:42:06.958 --> 00:42:10.208
I will do everything in my power
to give you the most beautiful life,

953
00:42:10.791 --> 00:42:14.000
filled with love and laughter and joy.

954
00:42:17.083 --> 00:42:18.833
Amira, will you marry me?

955
00:42:20.291 --> 00:42:21.708
Of course.

956
00:42:21.791 --> 00:42:22.791
You will?

957
00:42:23.750 --> 00:42:26.291
- [Amira chuckles] Yes!
- Oh, my God.

958
00:42:28.333 --> 00:42:30.166
[exhales]

959
00:42:30.250 --> 00:42:32.458
Oh! Oh, my God!

960
00:42:32.541 --> 00:42:35.166
It's from the Holocaust,
so that's why it's small.

961
00:42:35.833 --> 00:42:37.583
- [Amira] Oh, I love you.
- I love you.

962
00:42:38.375 --> 00:42:39.958
[Amira] I need some color, look.

963
00:42:41.125 --> 00:42:42.583
Sorry it's so small.

964
00:42:42.666 --> 00:42:44.333
No, it's beautiful.

965
00:42:45.666 --> 00:42:48.541
So what's the story again?
It's your grandmother's?

966
00:42:48.625 --> 00:42:51.166
Yeah, it's my grandmother's. It was her--

967
00:42:51.250 --> 00:42:53.250
She got it in the Holocaust or whatever.

968
00:42:54.125 --> 00:42:58.083
But like, how old is she
if it's from the Holocaust?

969
00:42:58.708 --> 00:43:00.083
It's been a minute. I don't know.

970
00:43:00.166 --> 00:43:03.041
I think she got engaged when
she was, like, three or four years old.

971
00:43:03.125 --> 00:43:04.875
[laughing]

972
00:43:04.958 --> 00:43:07.583
- It was a different time, you know.
- So stupid.

973
00:43:07.666 --> 00:43:11.083
- It was a different…
- What is wrong with you? [laughing]

974
00:43:11.166 --> 00:43:13.583
[chattering]

975
00:43:14.625 --> 00:43:16.833
[Amira laughing]

976
00:43:19.875 --> 00:43:22.333
[Ezra] Don, known you my whole life.

977
00:43:22.416 --> 00:43:24.208
You've been an incredible boss.

978
00:43:24.291 --> 00:43:25.291
I grew up with your kids.

979
00:43:25.375 --> 00:43:28.083
Been on family vacations together.
You've always looked out for me.

980
00:43:28.166 --> 00:43:30.166
- Mm-hmm.
- Been like a father to me.

981
00:43:30.250 --> 00:43:33.125
And working for you these past ten years
has been life-changing.

982
00:43:34.250 --> 00:43:36.125
But it's time for a new adventure.

983
00:43:37.416 --> 00:43:39.750
That's it? That was great!

984
00:43:39.833 --> 00:43:42.833
- That was really good.
- An adventure in podcasting.

985
00:43:44.291 --> 00:43:47.083
Uh, maybe leave the podcast part out.

986
00:43:47.166 --> 00:43:48.125
I'm gonna throw up.

987
00:43:48.208 --> 00:43:50.250
No, wait, no, no, no.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Listen.

988
00:43:50.333 --> 00:43:54.125
- Dude, I'm… [sighs]
- Listen. Listen to me though. Relax.

989
00:43:54.208 --> 00:43:56.666
You're doing the right thing.
You just gotta do it.

990
00:43:56.750 --> 00:43:59.208
You understand? You got the juice!

991
00:44:00.250 --> 00:44:02.250
Repeat that. "I got the juice."

992
00:44:02.333 --> 00:44:03.166
I got the juice.

993
00:44:03.250 --> 00:44:05.041
- I got the juice.
- I got the juice.

994
00:44:05.125 --> 00:44:06.666
Say it with some nuts. I got the juice.

995
00:44:06.750 --> 00:44:08.375
- I got the juice!
- Believe in yourself!

996
00:44:08.458 --> 00:44:10.750
- I got the juice!
- I'm not a buster. I got the juice.

997
00:44:10.833 --> 00:44:13.416
I'm not a mark-ass buster like Don.
I got the juice, bitch!

998
00:44:13.500 --> 00:44:14.875
- Period.
- Period!

999
00:44:14.958 --> 00:44:17.541
Okay. Now, when you get home,
we're gonna watch <i>Juice,</i>

1000
00:44:17.625 --> 00:44:20.083
because I'm sure Shelley
didn't let you watch <i>Juice</i> growing up.

1001
00:44:20.666 --> 00:44:21.791
That is so disrespectful.

1002
00:44:21.875 --> 00:44:23.708
- Is it?
- I've seen <i>Juice </i>more than you.

1003
00:44:23.791 --> 00:44:25.875
- Ooh! [laughs]
- I love you.

1004
00:44:25.958 --> 00:44:28.458
- I love you. You got this, okay?
- Thank you. All right.

1005
00:44:28.541 --> 00:44:32.000
Come on, Don! You little bitch-ass Don!

1006
00:44:32.083 --> 00:44:33.541
I'm coming for you, Don!

1007
00:44:33.625 --> 00:44:34.958
- Okay.
- [Ezra] Come on!

1008
00:44:35.041 --> 00:44:37.291
- [hip-hop music playing]
<i>- ♪ Insane… ♪</i>

1009
00:44:38.500 --> 00:44:40.833
[Don] I do not care, Javier.

1010
00:44:40.916 --> 00:44:43.375
- [exhales]
- [Don] Just get it!

1011
00:44:43.458 --> 00:44:45.125
<i>♪ I'm just in pain… ♪</i>

1012
00:44:45.208 --> 00:44:47.791
I don't give a rat's ass, okay?
How about that?

1013
00:44:47.875 --> 00:44:51.958
My Maserati sounds like
it got gangbanged by the Toronto Raptors,

1014
00:44:52.041 --> 00:44:53.125
so fix it!

1015
00:44:53.958 --> 00:44:54.916
Jesus!

1016
00:44:55.750 --> 00:44:56.583
What's up?

1017
00:44:58.541 --> 00:45:00.208
- Cars, huh?
- [Don sighs]

1018
00:45:01.875 --> 00:45:02.708
Yeah.

1019
00:45:03.291 --> 00:45:04.375
[Ezra] Mm-hmm.

1020
00:45:05.875 --> 00:45:06.958
On… On that.

1021
00:45:07.041 --> 00:45:09.333
Um… [sighs]

1022
00:45:09.416 --> 00:45:11.125
I, uh, I don't…

1023
00:45:12.375 --> 00:45:13.500
I don't think I'm gonna--

1024
00:45:13.583 --> 00:45:16.333
I think I'm gonna
not come to work at this address…

1025
00:45:16.416 --> 00:45:17.416
- What?
- …anymore.

1026
00:45:18.500 --> 00:45:19.750
What are you talking about?

1027
00:45:19.833 --> 00:45:22.583
[splutters] At a different address,
I'm gonna work--

1028
00:45:22.666 --> 00:45:26.333
I'm not gonna work here at this address,
so I'm gonna, like, do a different place

1029
00:45:26.416 --> 00:45:29.041
that I'm gonna do the work from
that's different work.

1030
00:45:29.958 --> 00:45:31.833
Are you trying to quit on me?

1031
00:45:31.916 --> 00:45:33.333
Yeah. Goodbye.

1032
00:45:34.833 --> 00:45:38.458
Pathetic. Who resigns in Helvetica?

1033
00:45:38.541 --> 00:45:40.500
Wait, so you said, "Fuck you, Don"?

1034
00:45:41.416 --> 00:45:42.333
Pretty much.

1035
00:45:42.416 --> 00:45:43.375
What did he say?

1036
00:45:43.458 --> 00:45:47.083
He was like, "You're a great guy.
And like, I'm sorry that--"

1037
00:45:47.166 --> 00:45:49.916
"Like, I wish I did better
in a weird way too."

1038
00:45:50.000 --> 00:45:53.833
And I was like, "It's all good,
but also like, don't…"

1039
00:45:53.916 --> 00:45:55.000
- Period.
- You know, period.

1040
00:45:55.083 --> 00:45:56.083
Oh, I love that.

1041
00:45:56.166 --> 00:45:58.625
- To the juice.
- To the juice!

1042
00:45:58.708 --> 00:46:01.416
[Ezra] Mm. Mm. Mmm!

1043
00:46:01.500 --> 00:46:02.333
All right.

1044
00:46:03.041 --> 00:46:05.958
Let's talk wedding before I think
too hard about what I actually just did.

1045
00:46:06.041 --> 00:46:09.291
[inhales] Um, sure.

1046
00:46:10.208 --> 00:46:13.375
Huh. That's a super reassuring response.

1047
00:46:13.458 --> 00:46:14.875
No, babe, I'm sorry.

1048
00:46:14.958 --> 00:46:17.833
Look, you know
I love you to death. I really do.

1049
00:46:18.458 --> 00:46:19.333
Uh-oh.

1050
00:46:20.833 --> 00:46:22.458
I'm just a little worried.

1051
00:46:22.541 --> 00:46:26.625
You know, since we got engaged
and got the house, my family,

1052
00:46:26.708 --> 00:46:29.458
they've just been on my head
and not in a good way.

1053
00:46:29.541 --> 00:46:30.375
So they hate me.

1054
00:46:30.458 --> 00:46:32.333
- No! No, no, they don't.
- Your family hates me.

1055
00:46:32.416 --> 00:46:35.458
They just don't know you yet, you know.
And I think…

1056
00:46:35.541 --> 00:46:38.541
Look, this is gonna take
some getting used to for them.

1057
00:46:39.083 --> 00:46:41.708
I mean, and can you honestly say
that your family's excited

1058
00:46:41.791 --> 00:46:43.625
to have my Black ass in the picture?

1059
00:46:44.708 --> 00:46:46.875
I think a good portion of them are.

1060
00:46:46.958 --> 00:46:47.833
For sure.

1061
00:46:49.750 --> 00:46:50.833
[sighs] All right.

1062
00:46:51.541 --> 00:46:53.041
Let me think about this.

1063
00:46:55.625 --> 00:46:56.791
[Amira sighs]

1064
00:46:56.875 --> 00:47:00.541
From where I'm sitting,
I think there's only one thing left to do.

1065
00:47:02.666 --> 00:47:06.708
[Shelley] I mean, there are just
so many primary colors in this space.

1066
00:47:06.791 --> 00:47:10.125
- Which is very uplifting.
- [Arnold] Alive.

1067
00:47:10.208 --> 00:47:11.791
It really is.

1068
00:47:11.875 --> 00:47:15.291
- And we are so thrilled about this.
- [mother] Mm.

1069
00:47:15.375 --> 00:47:18.291
- Mm!
- [Shelley] I mean, they're just precious.

1070
00:47:18.375 --> 00:47:19.333
[laughing]

1071
00:47:19.416 --> 00:47:23.500
So have you cuties
made any, uh, wedding plans yet?

1072
00:47:24.041 --> 00:47:26.041
You know, we've thrown some ideas around.

1073
00:47:26.125 --> 00:47:29.041
Yeah, we're thinking something
really small and intimate

1074
00:47:29.125 --> 00:47:30.833
that really just represents us.

1075
00:47:30.916 --> 00:47:31.833
[Shelley] Uh-huh.

1076
00:47:31.916 --> 00:47:34.875
But we should probably talk about
who's gonna officiate the wedding.

1077
00:47:34.958 --> 00:47:37.125
Oh, Arnold already talked to Rabbi Singer.

1078
00:47:37.208 --> 00:47:38.083
Singer is in!

1079
00:47:38.166 --> 00:47:40.083
[Shelley] Yeah, he'd be honored.

1080
00:47:40.166 --> 00:47:41.750
Rabbi Singer.

1081
00:47:42.458 --> 00:47:44.958
- [mother] Hmm.
- So you're not gonna go with an imam?

1082
00:47:45.041 --> 00:47:47.250
- [Amira hesitates] Um…
- Who's Auntie Mom?

1083
00:47:48.000 --> 00:47:50.333
- There's no Auntie Mom. It's an "imam."
- Imam.

1084
00:47:51.041 --> 00:47:52.833
Mm. I'm so sorry.
Can you spell that for me?

1085
00:47:52.916 --> 00:47:55.458
I'll spell it for you later.
It's like a rabbi for Muslim people.

1086
00:47:55.541 --> 00:47:56.708
- Thank you, Ezra.
- [Arnold] Oh.

1087
00:47:56.791 --> 00:47:58.958
- [mother chuckles]
- Oh, so you're all Muslim?

1088
00:47:59.041 --> 00:48:00.916
- Yes.
- Oh, yes, very much so.

1089
00:48:01.000 --> 00:48:02.500
I love it.

1090
00:48:02.583 --> 00:48:03.916
That's why I wear this crown.

1091
00:48:04.000 --> 00:48:06.708
I love your crown. It's gorgeous.

1092
00:48:06.791 --> 00:48:10.500
Babe, you wanna, um,
tell them the story behind that crown?

1093
00:48:10.583 --> 00:48:13.041
Well, this kufi that I'm wearing right now

1094
00:48:13.125 --> 00:48:15.875
was actually a gift
from the honorable Louis Farrakhan.

1095
00:48:17.083 --> 00:48:19.750
Mmm! Love Farrakhan.

1096
00:48:21.500 --> 00:48:23.166
You… You love Farrakhan?

1097
00:48:24.625 --> 00:48:26.250
Love him. Can't get enough.

1098
00:48:26.333 --> 00:48:29.416
He's… He's one of the GOATs.
He's another one of the GOATs.

1099
00:48:29.500 --> 00:48:33.125
- Really? What do you love about Farrakhan?
- Yeah, what do you love about Farrakhan?

1100
00:48:34.500 --> 00:48:37.208
Probably the same stuff that you do,
just more stuff.

1101
00:48:38.041 --> 00:48:39.000
[Shelley, mother] Hmm.

1102
00:48:39.083 --> 00:48:40.958
Can you be a bit more specific?

1103
00:48:41.833 --> 00:48:43.083
Yeah, um,

1104
00:48:43.708 --> 00:48:47.958
I think what I love about him
is his general vibe.

1105
00:48:48.041 --> 00:48:51.666
- [Akbar] Ah.
- He's got kind of a no-frills attitude.

1106
00:48:51.750 --> 00:48:56.708
And I just think he tells it
like it's gotta be told sometimes.

1107
00:48:56.791 --> 00:48:58.166
- Just stop, babe.
- For sure, yeah.

1108
00:48:58.750 --> 00:49:01.208
[mother] Ooh! Oh, babe,
maybe you should finish telling them

1109
00:49:01.291 --> 00:49:03.500
about our private dinner
with the minister.

1110
00:49:03.583 --> 00:49:07.583
Oh, well, we were blessed
to be in Brother Minister's company,

1111
00:49:07.666 --> 00:49:10.916
and, uh, I got to speak with him
for maybe, like, an hour or so.

1112
00:49:11.000 --> 00:49:12.958
- Oh.
- [Akbar] We talked about everything.

1113
00:49:13.041 --> 00:49:15.750
How far we've come
and how far we have to go as a people.

1114
00:49:15.833 --> 00:49:16.666
No kidding.

1115
00:49:16.750 --> 00:49:19.500
And at the end of the conversation,
he actually took this kufi off

1116
00:49:19.583 --> 00:49:21.041
and put it on my head.

1117
00:49:21.125 --> 00:49:23.750
So this is one of my most treasured gifts.

1118
00:49:23.833 --> 00:49:25.083
- Isn't that incredible?
- Yes.

1119
00:49:25.166 --> 00:49:27.291
Are you familiar with,
um, the minister's work?

1120
00:49:28.333 --> 00:49:31.416
Well, I'm familiar
with what he said about the Jews.

1121
00:49:31.500 --> 00:49:32.375
Let's have dinner.

1122
00:49:32.458 --> 00:49:34.666
- Yeah.
- I am fucking-- so fucking hungry.

1123
00:49:34.750 --> 00:49:36.916
Let's get up and do it. Whoo!

1124
00:49:37.500 --> 00:49:40.666
I found this great
new Sirius station on the radio.

1125
00:49:40.750 --> 00:49:43.208
- It's '90s West Coast bangers.
- Hey!

1126
00:49:43.291 --> 00:49:45.208
It has all the stuff.

1127
00:49:45.291 --> 00:49:48.083
Yeah, Dad, I see you
driving down Xzibit highway,

1128
00:49:48.166 --> 00:49:51.500
and let's refocus it
to this dinner that Amira made,

1129
00:49:51.583 --> 00:49:52.875
because she's a genius.

1130
00:49:52.958 --> 00:49:56.166
- [chuckles] Okay, well, let's dig in.
- All right.

1131
00:49:56.250 --> 00:49:58.666
So wait, wait, wait, wait.
We're not gonna say grace first?

1132
00:49:59.625 --> 00:50:01.041
- [Ezra] No, I mean, yeah.
- Yeah.

1133
00:50:01.125 --> 00:50:02.250
Oh, I was gonna say grace.

1134
00:50:02.333 --> 00:50:05.500
- I mean, we say grace all the time, so…
- All the time.

1135
00:50:05.583 --> 00:50:07.375
[Ezra] Muslim style,
so because you're here,

1136
00:50:07.458 --> 00:50:10.083
maybe out of respect,
you would wanna lead.

1137
00:50:10.166 --> 00:50:12.458
- [mother] Mm-hmm.
- Well, I will do the honors.

1138
00:50:14.375 --> 00:50:15.666
- [exhales]
- [silverware clatters]

1139
00:50:15.750 --> 00:50:16.958
[Shelley] Oh.

1140
00:50:18.125 --> 00:50:22.125
[Akbar] All praises be to Allah,
who fed us and provided us with drink…

1141
00:50:22.208 --> 00:50:23.291
[whispers] Close your eyes.

1142
00:50:23.375 --> 00:50:25.166
[Akbar] …and made us
from among the Muslims.

1143
00:50:25.250 --> 00:50:26.833
All praises be to Allah,

1144
00:50:26.916 --> 00:50:29.208
who fed me this and provided it for me

1145
00:50:29.291 --> 00:50:31.250
without any power or might from myself.

1146
00:50:31.333 --> 00:50:34.625
- Correct.
- [Akbar speaking Arabic]

1147
00:50:36.250 --> 00:50:37.750
- <i>Amin.</i>
- [Ezra] Definitely.

1148
00:50:37.833 --> 00:50:39.250
<i>- Amin.</i>
- Amen.

1149
00:50:39.333 --> 00:50:41.625
- [all] <i>Amin.</i>
- [Shelley splutters]

1150
00:50:41.708 --> 00:50:43.333
I couldn't have said it better myself.

1151
00:50:43.958 --> 00:50:47.333
So, Ezra tells me that you guys
used to have a boat growing up.

1152
00:50:47.416 --> 00:50:48.416
[Shelley] Yeah.

1153
00:50:48.500 --> 00:50:49.791
I was thinking that maybe one day

1154
00:50:49.875 --> 00:50:52.291
we can rent a boat and go out.

1155
00:50:52.375 --> 00:50:53.416
- Hang out.
- [Arnold] Oh.

1156
00:50:53.500 --> 00:50:54.958
- All of us.
- That would be really fun.

1157
00:50:55.041 --> 00:50:56.916
- I can make that happen.
- We'll think about it.

1158
00:50:57.000 --> 00:50:59.833
Because Black folks don't really
have a good relationship with boats.

1159
00:50:59.916 --> 00:51:02.333
[laughing] That's very true. Or water.

1160
00:51:02.416 --> 00:51:05.541
[chuckling] Kind of like Jews
with trains, right?

1161
00:51:05.625 --> 00:51:07.208
- [Arnold] Wow. Bingo.
- [Shelley] Hmm.

1162
00:51:07.291 --> 00:51:08.791
[laughing]

1163
00:51:08.875 --> 00:51:12.291
[scoffs] Are you trying
to compare the Holocaust to slavery?

1164
00:51:13.958 --> 00:51:17.083
Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm not doing--
I mean, I wouldn't do that.

1165
00:51:20.458 --> 00:51:23.500
Al… Although,
you know, if you think about it,

1166
00:51:23.583 --> 00:51:27.625
I think the Blacks and the Jews
have a similar struggle.

1167
00:51:27.708 --> 00:51:28.916
- [Arnold] Hmm.
- [Shelley] Yeah.

1168
00:51:29.000 --> 00:51:30.916
No. So you are kind of sort of
comparing the two.

1169
00:51:31.000 --> 00:51:34.041
- Just a little bit.
- Can you pass the potatoes this way, hmm?

1170
00:51:34.125 --> 00:51:38.791
Well, the Jews were technically
the original slaves.

1171
00:51:38.875 --> 00:51:41.666
- Right? OG slaves.
- [Shelley] Oh, that's interesting.

1172
00:51:41.750 --> 00:51:43.666
Oh, you going all the way back to Egypt.

1173
00:51:44.333 --> 00:51:47.041
Okay, well, you do know that
that was 3,500 years ago.

1174
00:51:47.125 --> 00:51:50.250
Slavery is one
great-grandparent away for us.

1175
00:51:50.333 --> 00:51:52.625
- That is correct.
- You know. My grandmother picked cotton.

1176
00:51:52.708 --> 00:51:54.708
Well, Daddy,
I don't think that they were trying--

1177
00:51:54.791 --> 00:51:56.958
- No, it's true, honey.
- My grandmother picked cotton.

1178
00:51:57.041 --> 00:52:00.208
I don't have to go back to Egypt.
I just go back 75 years.

1179
00:52:00.291 --> 00:52:03.583
You know, Jews make up one-half of 1%
of the world's population,

1180
00:52:03.666 --> 00:52:05.708
because we were
systematically annihilated.

1181
00:52:05.791 --> 00:52:06.666
Exactly.

1182
00:52:06.750 --> 00:52:09.750
The one and one-half percent
of the population that you make up

1183
00:52:09.833 --> 00:52:12.291
seems to be doing pretty good right now.

1184
00:52:14.041 --> 00:52:17.916
Uh, yeah, okay, but… [chuckles]

1185
00:52:18.000 --> 00:52:22.583
Here's the thing.
It's not like we don't work hard for it.

1186
00:52:22.666 --> 00:52:27.166
You know? I mean Arnold,
he works super-duper hard in his practice.

1187
00:52:27.250 --> 00:52:30.625
- He's a podiatrist. You do, honey.
- And… And what did his father do?

1188
00:52:31.208 --> 00:52:32.166
He was a podiatrist.

1189
00:52:32.250 --> 00:52:33.541
And what about his father?

1190
00:52:33.625 --> 00:52:36.333
He was a… a podiatrist.

1191
00:52:36.416 --> 00:52:37.875
- Yeah, so…
- [Arnold] Well.

1192
00:52:37.958 --> 00:52:40.791
- And a bookie.
- Yes, he did that on the side.

1193
00:52:40.875 --> 00:52:42.041
He went straight.

1194
00:52:42.125 --> 00:52:44.083
[Shelley] All I'm saying
is that our people

1195
00:52:44.166 --> 00:52:46.833
came here with nothing
like everybody else.

1196
00:52:46.916 --> 00:52:50.083
Actually, you kind of sort of came here

1197
00:52:50.166 --> 00:52:53.083
with the money that you made
from the slave trade.

1198
00:52:53.166 --> 00:52:54.541
- What? Oh!
- [Akbar] Preach.

1199
00:52:54.625 --> 00:52:56.708
- Preach, Mother. Preach, Mother.
- [Arnold] Holy moly.

1200
00:52:56.791 --> 00:52:58.333
- Come on.
- It's true. It's very tr--

1201
00:52:58.416 --> 00:53:01.208
- I would like to see your sources on that.
- Baby, go get my purse.

1202
00:53:01.291 --> 00:53:03.125
I've got my slave receipts in my purse.

1203
00:53:03.208 --> 00:53:05.916
- Go get my purse.
- [Akbar] Take that off the table.

1204
00:53:06.000 --> 00:53:10.250
I don't turn on the news every day
and see people in yarmulkes getting shot

1205
00:53:10.333 --> 00:53:12.458
by police because they was out
minding their business.

1206
00:53:12.541 --> 00:53:15.833
Okay, first of all, you have no idea
what you're talking about.

1207
00:53:15.916 --> 00:53:17.875
- A very uncomfortable conversation.
- [chattering]

1208
00:53:17.958 --> 00:53:20.583
Ever figure out what happened
with the potatoes? An ETA on those?

1209
00:53:20.666 --> 00:53:21.500
I'm trying.

1210
00:53:21.583 --> 00:53:22.416
[mother sneezes]

1211
00:53:22.500 --> 00:53:23.583
Are you okay?

1212
00:53:23.666 --> 00:53:26.541
I think we need to blow the candles out.
I'm getting an allergic reaction.

1213
00:53:26.625 --> 00:53:28.208
Babe, can you move the candles?

1214
00:53:28.291 --> 00:53:30.000
- Yes.
- Can you get these candles out of here?

1215
00:53:30.083 --> 00:53:31.708
- [Shelley] Yes.
- Candles smell like shit.

1216
00:53:31.791 --> 00:53:33.833
- [chattering]
- No, it's okay. I got it.

1217
00:53:33.916 --> 00:53:37.416
When my grandmother was picking cotton,
your grandfather's picking feet.

1218
00:53:37.500 --> 00:53:38.583
Yes, I agree.

1219
00:53:38.666 --> 00:53:40.666
[Ezra] I just want you to sit down.
I am hosting.

1220
00:53:40.750 --> 00:53:43.250
- [chattering]
- No, no. There they go!

1221
00:53:43.333 --> 00:53:44.833
I am supposed--

1222
00:53:44.916 --> 00:53:47.666
- Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
- [screaming]

1223
00:53:48.500 --> 00:53:49.750
- Oh, shit!
- [Ezra] Oh, shit!

1224
00:53:49.833 --> 00:53:52.458
- Grab some water or something!
- [Akbar] Oh, shit! What the fuck!

1225
00:53:52.541 --> 00:53:54.416
What are you doing? Hey! No!

1226
00:53:54.500 --> 00:53:57.125
- [shouting]
- No! No!

1227
00:53:57.208 --> 00:54:00.541
- Stop it!
- I'm sorry! Oh, my God.

1228
00:54:00.625 --> 00:54:01.750
[gasps]

1229
00:54:01.833 --> 00:54:03.000
[mother] Oh, Lord.

1230
00:54:03.083 --> 00:54:04.208
Oh, shit.

1231
00:54:05.791 --> 00:54:06.625
[Amira sighs]

1232
00:54:09.041 --> 00:54:10.666
What are we gonna do?

1233
00:54:11.333 --> 00:54:14.708
- About the kufi? It's gone, baby.
- No, our parents.

1234
00:54:15.333 --> 00:54:16.541
Who cares?

1235
00:54:16.625 --> 00:54:19.375
Like, we don't even have to
worry about that.

1236
00:54:19.458 --> 00:54:22.041
I mean, your dad's intense, yeah,
but we knew that going in.

1237
00:54:22.916 --> 00:54:24.500
What is that supposed to mean?

1238
00:54:25.458 --> 00:54:28.208
Guess it's supposed to mean that
he didn't smile or make one joke--

1239
00:54:28.291 --> 00:54:31.125
Oh, wow. Are you trying to say
that my dad's an angry Black man?

1240
00:54:31.208 --> 00:54:32.791
I never said he was angry, no.

1241
00:54:32.875 --> 00:54:35.708
Yeah, but you're saying
a Black man is intense,

1242
00:54:35.791 --> 00:54:37.625
which is insinuating that he is.

1243
00:54:37.708 --> 00:54:40.333
He is Black, and he's intense.

1244
00:54:40.416 --> 00:54:43.833
Yeah, but you don't say that
as a white person about a Black person,

1245
00:54:43.916 --> 00:54:45.791
calling them "aggressive" or "intense."

1246
00:54:45.875 --> 00:54:48.833
That's being passive-aggressive
saying that he's an angry Black man.

1247
00:54:48.916 --> 00:54:51.500
- Should I say he's not intense?
- Say nothing about my dad.

1248
00:54:51.583 --> 00:54:53.708
If anyone should have any beef,
it's with your mom.

1249
00:54:53.791 --> 00:54:55.541
She set my dad's kufi on fire.

1250
00:54:55.625 --> 00:54:58.500
What's wrong with my mom?
I mean, yeah, she's, like, an idiot,

1251
00:54:58.583 --> 00:54:59.916
but she still, like, means well.

1252
00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:01.708
It's not like she did it on purpose.

1253
00:55:01.791 --> 00:55:03.875
Mm. Yeah, I don't know about that.

1254
00:55:05.125 --> 00:55:08.750
All right, I'm not gonna argue
about something so ridiculous, okay?

1255
00:55:08.833 --> 00:55:11.000
[sighs] All right,
let's talk about the rabbi.

1256
00:55:11.083 --> 00:55:14.458
I don't think we need that.
Let's just have a friend of ours do it.

1257
00:55:14.541 --> 00:55:16.958
[inhales] Um,
I would like to use our imam.

1258
00:55:18.333 --> 00:55:19.208
Your imam?

1259
00:55:19.291 --> 00:55:20.666
[Amira] Mm-hmm.

1260
00:55:21.541 --> 00:55:24.333
Okay, Miss Shakur.
When did you get so Muslim?

1261
00:55:24.416 --> 00:55:25.958
I've been Muslim. I was born Muslim.

1262
00:55:26.041 --> 00:55:28.708
And it's important to my dad,
so I think we should go with it.

1263
00:55:28.791 --> 00:55:30.541
Was that Muslim bacon you ate yesterday?

1264
00:55:30.625 --> 00:55:32.583
It actually was. It was Jewish bacon.

1265
00:55:32.666 --> 00:55:33.583
- Jewish bacon?
- Yeah.

1266
00:55:33.666 --> 00:55:35.208
- I don't claim to be super Jewish.
- Okay.

1267
00:55:35.291 --> 00:55:37.875
- I eat bacon all day. I don't care.
- Okay. Well, so what? And?

1268
00:55:37.958 --> 00:55:39.500
- Yeah, you want an imam to marry us.
- So?

1269
00:55:39.583 --> 00:55:41.166
Want me to face the bed towards Mecca?

1270
00:55:41.250 --> 00:55:43.208
- I can do that.
- Actually, I do. Very much so.

1271
00:55:43.291 --> 00:55:46.125
Okay, cool, I love that four hours ago
you became a devout Muslim.

1272
00:55:46.208 --> 00:55:48.500
- For sure.
- Your dad's not even that Muslim!

1273
00:55:48.583 --> 00:55:51.416
He heard "Fight the Power" once
and changed his name from Woody to Akbar.

1274
00:55:51.500 --> 00:55:54.041
Okay, now you're
going all out of line. Relax.

1275
00:55:54.125 --> 00:55:56.125
- You told me that. We joke about it.
- Yeah.

1276
00:55:56.208 --> 00:55:58.583
But I didn't tell you that
for you to turn around and tell me.

1277
00:55:58.666 --> 00:56:01.625
You're being-- Really, low-key,
you're being an asshole.

1278
00:56:02.333 --> 00:56:05.041
- I'm being an asshole?
- Yes.

1279
00:56:06.791 --> 00:56:08.208
- [Ezra] Okay.
- [exhales]

1280
00:56:10.583 --> 00:56:14.166
You know what?
I really-- I don't wanna fight. I can't.

1281
00:56:14.250 --> 00:56:16.666
I don't wanna fight about it, okay?

1282
00:56:16.750 --> 00:56:19.666
We just had too much
going on tonight. I just… I can't.

1283
00:56:20.375 --> 00:56:22.708
Me either.
I don't wanna fight about it either.

1284
00:56:23.750 --> 00:56:24.708
[exhales]

1285
00:56:25.291 --> 00:56:28.500
[inhales] Look,
I think our time would be best used

1286
00:56:28.583 --> 00:56:31.166
if we just think about how
to move forward.

1287
00:56:31.916 --> 00:56:32.916
I agree.

1288
00:56:34.458 --> 00:56:37.208
I'm gonna pitch that we just never speak
to these people ever again

1289
00:56:37.291 --> 00:56:39.250
and just a full, clean break.

1290
00:56:40.583 --> 00:56:42.166
We cannot do that.

1291
00:56:43.666 --> 00:56:48.041
You know, I'm thinking that maybe
if we spend more time with them together,

1292
00:56:48.125 --> 00:56:51.375
maybe you and my dad can kind of hang out,
just you and him.

1293
00:56:53.291 --> 00:56:54.166
Sounds rad.

1294
00:56:54.250 --> 00:56:56.416
Then I think he can get comfortable
with you, you know.

1295
00:56:56.500 --> 00:56:59.791
And then maybe he'll see
what we have going on.

1296
00:57:00.625 --> 00:57:03.250
Just might make him feel, you know…
and you too.

1297
00:57:04.833 --> 00:57:06.958
- Okay.
- Okay.

1298
00:57:08.083 --> 00:57:09.541
- [sighs]
- Okay.

1299
00:57:09.625 --> 00:57:12.666
I gotta go to sleep. I started my period,
and it's just been hell.

1300
00:57:12.750 --> 00:57:14.041
Yeah, I'm worried too,

1301
00:57:14.125 --> 00:57:16.833
'cause I haven't gotten
my period in, like, 35 years.

1302
00:57:18.125 --> 00:57:22.125
- I should see a doctor or something.
- [both laughing]

1303
00:57:22.208 --> 00:57:24.291
["Hood Took Me Under"
by Compton's Most Wanted playing]

1304
00:57:29.083 --> 00:57:31.666
<i>♪ I got another gang story to tell ♪</i>

1305
00:57:31.750 --> 00:57:35.541
<i>♪ Peep about how a Black nigga</i>
<i>Was born in hell ♪</i>

1306
00:57:35.625 --> 00:57:37.875
<i>♪ And right then and there is no hope ♪</i>

1307
00:57:37.958 --> 00:57:41.000
<i>♪ 'Cause a nigga can't escape</i>
<i>The gangs and the dope ♪</i>

1308
00:57:41.083 --> 00:57:44.750
<i>♪ Damn! And when it's Black on Black</i>
<i>That makes it shitty ♪</i>

1309
00:57:44.833 --> 00:57:47.625
<i>♪ Can't survive in the Compton city… ♪</i>

1310
00:57:48.541 --> 00:57:50.916
Amira told me that you
gave up a job in finance

1311
00:57:51.000 --> 00:57:52.875
so you could start a podcast.

1312
00:57:55.666 --> 00:57:59.291
[sighs] Yes, that is true.
I know it sounds crazy.

1313
00:57:59.375 --> 00:58:01.666
Oh, so you do know that that sounds crazy?

1314
00:58:03.458 --> 00:58:05.333
Yes, yeah, I mean, I do. I mean--

1315
00:58:05.416 --> 00:58:09.375
- You know it sounds crazy.
- I do. I do, and she, you know…

1316
00:58:09.458 --> 00:58:11.833
Look, she's amazing, and she was like,

1317
00:58:11.916 --> 00:58:14.625
"Life is short, and you gotta
follow your dream," you know.

1318
00:58:14.708 --> 00:58:17.750
How are you gonna
support my daughter by following a dream?

1319
00:58:18.541 --> 00:58:20.916
Do you have, like, some dream Bitcoin

1320
00:58:21.000 --> 00:58:24.041
or a dream 401(k) or some shit?

1321
00:58:25.041 --> 00:58:27.291
I don't have a dream 401(k).

1322
00:58:27.875 --> 00:58:30.166
But I am gonna give it everything I have.

1323
00:58:32.041 --> 00:58:34.083
[accented] You're gonna give it
everything you've got?

1324
00:58:34.166 --> 00:58:35.958
That sounds like some white boy shit.

1325
00:58:36.041 --> 00:58:37.875
"I'm gonna give it everything I've got!"

1326
00:58:37.958 --> 00:58:40.708
[Ezra] Yeah, I see it. I can handle
the jokes like that, for sure.

1327
00:58:40.791 --> 00:58:41.958
[Akbar] I'm not joking.

1328
00:58:42.041 --> 00:58:45.541
No, I know you're not joking. I think
that's-- I'm saying you're doing a good--

1329
00:58:45.625 --> 00:58:49.333
I'm not trying to do shit.
I'm saying what you just said.

1330
00:58:49.416 --> 00:58:51.208
[Ezra] Right.
You weren't doing an impression.

1331
00:58:51.291 --> 00:58:53.375
Again, I wasn't saying
you were doing an impression.

1332
00:58:53.458 --> 00:58:55.500
[Akbar] Nigga, I don't do impressions.

1333
00:58:55.583 --> 00:58:59.458
I don't think-- I don't even--
I don't think you do impressions.

1334
00:58:59.541 --> 00:59:02.708
[Shelley] You know, I really did enjoy
meeting your parents the other night,

1335
00:59:02.791 --> 00:59:06.083
but I felt so horrible
about your father's kufi.

1336
00:59:06.166 --> 00:59:07.250
- You know?
- [sighs]

1337
00:59:07.333 --> 00:59:09.916
I… I actually…
I have a little piece of it left,

1338
00:59:10.000 --> 00:59:12.916
and I was thinking
maybe I could frame it or something.

1339
00:59:13.000 --> 00:59:14.833
- Oh, no. It's okay.
- Yeah.

1340
00:59:14.916 --> 00:59:16.875
- You sure? I could take it to Michaels.
- Oh, yeah.

1341
00:59:16.958 --> 00:59:18.750
And they actually do a pretty good job.

1342
00:59:18.833 --> 00:59:21.458
You wouldn't think it for a craft store,
but they do.

1343
00:59:21.541 --> 00:59:25.125
[hesitates] He has a lot of kufis at home.
It's fine.

1344
00:59:25.208 --> 00:59:26.041
- Oh, he does?
- Yes.

1345
00:59:26.125 --> 00:59:29.000
Oh, okay. He's got a kufi closet. [laughs]

1346
00:59:29.666 --> 00:59:31.250
No, it's not a closet.

1347
00:59:31.333 --> 00:59:34.958
- [Shelley] No, I'm just making a little…
- It's actually a respectful situation.

1348
00:59:35.041 --> 00:59:39.583
[Shelley] Oh, yes, absolutely.
I'm sure it's just a nice shelf, yes.

1349
00:59:39.666 --> 00:59:43.083
- ["N****s in Paris" playing]
- Oh! Love this song!

1350
00:59:43.166 --> 00:59:45.125
Sorry. I love this song.

1351
00:59:45.750 --> 00:59:47.250
Yeah, it's a hot one.

1352
00:59:47.333 --> 00:59:50.166
- It's provocative. Gets the people going.
- Why--

1353
00:59:50.250 --> 00:59:52.041
Why you like this song so much?

1354
00:59:52.708 --> 00:59:54.708
Oh, it's amazing, man. It's provocative.

1355
00:59:54.791 --> 00:59:57.500
Yeah. What, you like the lyrics?

1356
00:59:57.583 --> 01:00:01.083
I just think it's, like, a jam.
It's just a jam, you know.

1357
01:00:01.166 --> 01:00:02.083
Yeah, you know what?

1358
01:00:02.166 --> 01:00:05.541
What's the title of this song again?
I forgot the name of this song.

1359
01:00:05.625 --> 01:00:06.875
[music continues playing]

1360
01:00:06.958 --> 01:00:09.541
- The name of this song. What is it?
- [Akbar] It's so provocative.

1361
01:00:09.625 --> 01:00:11.500
- What is it? [mutters]
<i>- ♪ This shit crazy… ♪</i>

1362
01:00:11.583 --> 01:00:13.875
I don't know. I think-- is it "In Paris?"

1363
01:00:13.958 --> 01:00:15.666
[Akbar] Something about something
in Paris.

1364
01:00:15.750 --> 01:00:18.791
- What is it?
- It's "Midnight… Midnight in Paris"?

1365
01:00:18.875 --> 01:00:20.583
- That's not it.
- Is it "Midnight in Paris"?

1366
01:00:20.666 --> 01:00:22.833
It's not "Midnight." It's not "Midnight."

1367
01:00:22.916 --> 01:00:25.041
It's somebody else is in Paris.

1368
01:00:25.125 --> 01:00:28.208
- A pack of pals in Paris?
- That's close.

1369
01:00:28.291 --> 01:00:29.458
Are you cold?

1370
01:00:29.541 --> 01:00:30.833
- No.
- There's seat heaters even.

1371
01:00:30.916 --> 01:00:33.333
- Oh. No, I'm okay. Thank you.
- Okay.

1372
01:00:33.416 --> 01:00:36.291
- ["Rise Up" by Andra Day playing]
- [gasps] Ooh, I love this song.

1373
01:00:36.375 --> 01:00:37.458
It is so fire.

1374
01:00:37.541 --> 01:00:39.291
- Do you love it?
- [music continues playing]

1375
01:00:39.375 --> 01:00:43.500
- Oh, yeah, I know this song.
- <i>♪ I rise unafraid, I rise up</i> ♪

1376
01:00:43.583 --> 01:00:44.791
Oh, it kills me.

1377
01:00:45.500 --> 01:00:49.458
<i>♪ A thousand times a day ♪</i>

1378
01:00:49.541 --> 01:00:53.541
[inhales, vocalizes]

1379
01:00:53.625 --> 01:00:54.666
Don't you love that part?

1380
01:00:54.750 --> 01:00:56.750
[continues vocalizing]

1381
01:00:58.208 --> 01:01:01.625
You know, it's so funny 'cause I think
I don't know the title of the track.

1382
01:01:01.708 --> 01:01:04.875
But I think--
And that's not what I respond to.

1383
01:01:04.958 --> 01:01:07.916
I think I respond to more what it's about,

1384
01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:12.833
which is like friendship
with a Parisian backdrop.

1385
01:01:12.916 --> 01:01:14.916
- [music continues playing]
- [vocalizing]

1386
01:01:17.250 --> 01:01:19.041
<i>♪ Mountains ♪</i>

1387
01:01:19.125 --> 01:01:21.583
<i>♪ Pretty Jewish feet ♪ </i>[vocalizing]

1388
01:01:25.708 --> 01:01:27.541
<i>♪ Mountains ♪</i>

1389
01:01:27.625 --> 01:01:30.708
- [music continues playing]
- It's about everybody, you know.

1390
01:01:30.791 --> 01:01:32.916
More your friends
maybe together than mine--

1391
01:01:33.000 --> 01:01:35.416
[splutters] But we… we should go to Paris.

1392
01:01:35.500 --> 01:01:37.833
- Or the four of us.
- Four of us will go to Paris.

1393
01:01:37.916 --> 01:01:40.083
Then we'll be just like this record.

1394
01:01:40.166 --> 01:01:43.000
If we went to Paris.
Almost like this record.

1395
01:01:43.083 --> 01:01:47.583
It'll be 75% of this record
if we went to Paris together with you.

1396
01:01:47.666 --> 01:01:50.791
I'm not putting
the math together on it, but…

1397
01:01:50.875 --> 01:01:53.875
- [music continues playing]
- [vocalizing]

1398
01:01:57.875 --> 01:01:59.291
Can't quite do that note.

1399
01:01:59.875 --> 01:02:03.458
[vocalizes]

1400
01:02:06.625 --> 01:02:09.625
- [music continues playing]
- [singer vocalizing]

1401
01:02:12.625 --> 01:02:15.166
["CussWords" by Too $hort playing]
<i>♪ Cuss words, just let 'em run ♪</i>

1402
01:02:15.250 --> 01:02:18.791
<i>♪ And all their fucking shit</i>
<i>Goddamn asshole… ♪</i>

1403
01:02:18.875 --> 01:02:21.291
[man 1] Hey, nigga,
didn't I tell your ass no guns in here?

1404
01:02:21.375 --> 01:02:23.166
- [chattering, laughing]
- [man] Put that away.

1405
01:02:23.250 --> 01:02:25.583
That's the third time I told you.
God damn it!

1406
01:02:25.666 --> 01:02:26.875
[man 2 laughs]

1407
01:02:26.958 --> 01:02:29.083
[razors whirring]

1408
01:02:32.333 --> 01:02:33.666
Oh, hey, what's up, Ak?

1409
01:02:33.750 --> 01:02:35.416
- What's going on, Ant?
- [Ant] I'm all right.

1410
01:02:35.500 --> 01:02:38.625
- You got me?
- Oh, yeah, man. Yeah, you and your, uh…

1411
01:02:39.583 --> 01:02:41.750
You and your pigment-challenged friend
have a seat there.

1412
01:02:41.833 --> 01:02:43.916
I got a bleeder.
Let me get this Gorilla Glue.

1413
01:02:44.000 --> 01:02:46.666
[inhales] I hope the wait ain't too long.

1414
01:02:46.750 --> 01:02:49.875
You don't have a problem
with getting lined up here, do you?

1415
01:02:49.958 --> 01:02:52.833
Yeah. I'm chilling. This place is dope.

1416
01:02:52.916 --> 01:02:53.916
That's right.

1417
01:02:54.750 --> 01:02:58.000
Although, there appears to be a dress code
that I wasn't informed of.

1418
01:02:58.583 --> 01:03:00.208
[Akbar] Great, then we're good.

1419
01:03:00.291 --> 01:03:02.833
Hey, Ak, what's up with White Cuzz?

1420
01:03:04.041 --> 01:03:06.958
Well, I don't know, man. You know,
honestly, I don't really know this nigga.

1421
01:03:09.666 --> 01:03:10.625
Am I White Cuzz?

1422
01:03:11.375 --> 01:03:13.583
- Well, I'm not.
- Hey, yo, White Cuzz.

1423
01:03:14.375 --> 01:03:15.625
I'm White Cuzz, for sure.

1424
01:03:16.791 --> 01:03:18.000
What's up, man?

1425
01:03:18.083 --> 01:03:20.625
Why don't you do me a favor,
slide out of that dead hoodie for me?

1426
01:03:20.708 --> 01:03:21.791
[Ezra] Hmm?

1427
01:03:21.875 --> 01:03:24.583
Your hoodie, nigga, wrong color.
Why don't you take that shit off?

1428
01:03:25.166 --> 01:03:26.208
Oh, shit.

1429
01:03:27.291 --> 01:03:29.958
Oh, yeah, you know what?
It is humid as fuck. Definitely.

1430
01:03:30.041 --> 01:03:32.416
It's funny. You were so cold
in the car a second ago.

1431
01:03:32.500 --> 01:03:35.583
I know, because the AC
was blowing at my throat.

1432
01:03:35.666 --> 01:03:39.375
And I was scared of getting strep,
and then I'm not anymore,

1433
01:03:39.458 --> 01:03:42.041
because we're in this, like,
small place with a bunch of people.

1434
01:03:42.125 --> 01:03:45.291
So I'm like, it's all good.
I'm just gonna take the hoodie off.

1435
01:03:45.375 --> 01:03:48.208
[splutters] Okay. Wait a minute.
Are you sure you wanna do that?

1436
01:03:49.500 --> 01:03:50.500
I mean, who am I?

1437
01:03:50.583 --> 01:03:53.625
But what's gonna happen
after you take that off? What's next?

1438
01:03:53.708 --> 01:03:55.916
Gonna be getting cornered
by his crew out in the shower.

1439
01:03:56.791 --> 01:04:00.625
Fighting for your manhood every day,
till you get tired and tap out.

1440
01:04:01.208 --> 01:04:03.125
And then you be a certified rag doll.

1441
01:04:03.208 --> 01:04:04.666
Certified rag doll?

1442
01:04:04.750 --> 01:04:08.333
Have you doing their laundry
and taking your commissary tray.

1443
01:04:08.416 --> 01:04:09.666
And the very last face you see

1444
01:04:09.750 --> 01:04:12.750
before you cry yourself
to sleep every night will be his.

1445
01:04:12.833 --> 01:04:14.458
And the first face you see in the morning

1446
01:04:14.541 --> 01:04:17.416
when you wake up
from your nightmares will be his.

1447
01:04:17.500 --> 01:04:20.458
Now, is this the kind of
never-ending vicious cycle

1448
01:04:20.541 --> 01:04:21.833
you wanna get subjected to

1449
01:04:21.916 --> 01:04:24.583
just 'cause you wanted
to take your hoodie off?

1450
01:04:26.833 --> 01:04:28.250
They have a commissary here?

1451
01:04:28.750 --> 01:04:32.333
[Shelley] I always wanted to take
my daughter-in-law on a date like this.

1452
01:04:32.416 --> 01:04:34.750
- Okay, I'm excited.
- Yeah. Yeah.

1453
01:04:34.833 --> 01:04:36.208
- Hi.
- [mouths] One second.

1454
01:04:36.291 --> 01:04:38.583
- [exhales]
- [receptionist] Yes…

1455
01:04:39.250 --> 01:04:41.125
Wow. That's attitude.

1456
01:04:41.208 --> 01:04:43.833
Anyway, they offer this beeswax wrap here.

1457
01:04:43.916 --> 01:04:46.125
- [Amira] Mm-hmm.
- It's actually from beehives.

1458
01:04:46.208 --> 01:04:47.291
- Really?
- [Shelley] Yeah.

1459
01:04:47.375 --> 01:04:49.166
They have hives here and--

1460
01:04:49.250 --> 01:04:50.250
- [receptionist] Hey.
- Hi.

1461
01:04:50.333 --> 01:04:52.000
[receptionist] Don't you look cute.

1462
01:04:52.916 --> 01:04:56.458
Yeah, that's no problem.
Are you okay with a male therapist?

1463
01:04:56.541 --> 01:04:58.875
- Oh, wow.
- [receptionist] Yeah, Cesar's great…

1464
01:04:59.791 --> 01:05:01.083
I am so sorry.

1465
01:05:01.166 --> 01:05:02.750
Sorry for what?

1466
01:05:02.833 --> 01:05:05.833
Did… Did you not just see what happened?

1467
01:05:05.916 --> 01:05:07.333
No, what just happened?

1468
01:05:08.041 --> 01:05:11.416
Okay. Just so you know,
I come here all the time.

1469
01:05:11.500 --> 01:05:12.625
- Right?
- Okay, yeah.

1470
01:05:12.708 --> 01:05:15.750
- And so then I come in here with you.
- Mm-hmm.

1471
01:05:15.833 --> 01:05:18.958
And they let some white woman
just go in front of us. [scoffs]

1472
01:05:19.041 --> 01:05:20.875
- [scoffs]
- Oh, oh, I didn't…

1473
01:05:21.833 --> 01:05:24.375
I mean, maybe her appointment
was just ahead of ours.

1474
01:05:24.458 --> 01:05:26.625
I can't believe
what you have to go through.

1475
01:05:26.708 --> 01:05:28.875
- What? What are you--?
- Hang on just a second.

1476
01:05:28.958 --> 01:05:30.875
- No, I really don't think you should--
- I got it.

1477
01:05:30.958 --> 01:05:31.916
Okay, you are.

1478
01:05:33.416 --> 01:05:34.250
Hi.

1479
01:05:34.875 --> 01:05:36.583
Oh, hi. [scoffs]

1480
01:05:36.666 --> 01:05:38.541
Okay, so, um…

1481
01:05:39.500 --> 01:05:42.125
as a future mother-in-law

1482
01:05:42.208 --> 01:05:46.416
of an African-American woman in America,

1483
01:05:47.375 --> 01:05:50.791
I am appalled, and I am disgusted

1484
01:05:50.875 --> 01:05:54.375
to have witnessed the racism
that I just witnessed.

1485
01:05:55.166 --> 01:05:56.666
Wait, what are you talking about?

1486
01:05:56.750 --> 01:05:59.375
Oh, you know exactly
what I'm talking about.

1487
01:06:01.416 --> 01:06:02.333
Hey.

1488
01:06:03.375 --> 01:06:04.916
[receptionist 2 laughs, types]

1489
01:06:05.000 --> 01:06:08.583
[chuckles] Miss Shelley.
How about we get us some air?

1490
01:06:09.416 --> 01:06:11.875
- Uh, yeah. We're gonna get some air.
- Get some air.

1491
01:06:12.875 --> 01:06:16.833
- [receptionist] Oh.
- Um, it's under Cohen with-- with a C.

1492
01:06:17.416 --> 01:06:19.750
- Yep.
- [Amira] Get some air.

1493
01:06:19.833 --> 01:06:21.791
["Tonite" by DJ Quik playing]

1494
01:06:21.875 --> 01:06:23.500
<i>♪ Here we go, here we go… ♪</i>

1495
01:06:25.208 --> 01:06:27.208
- [tires screech]
- [siren wailing]

1496
01:06:27.291 --> 01:06:30.416
- [clamoring]
- [man] Right here, right here!

1497
01:06:30.500 --> 01:06:32.500
[hip-hop music continues]

1498
01:06:33.791 --> 01:06:35.625
[cheering]

1499
01:06:37.375 --> 01:06:38.583
<i>♪ They say that I'm hopeless ♪</i>

1500
01:06:38.666 --> 01:06:41.625
<i>♪ But I don't really care</i>
<i>So blame it on the… ♪</i>

1501
01:06:41.708 --> 01:06:44.000
- This looks like a decent run.
- Yeah, man.

1502
01:06:44.083 --> 01:06:46.125
- [player] What's up, Ak?
- What's up?

1503
01:06:46.208 --> 01:06:48.333
Hey, is this anything like Hughes Park?

1504
01:06:48.416 --> 01:06:49.458
Huh?

1505
01:06:49.541 --> 01:06:50.541
Langston Hughes Park.

1506
01:06:50.625 --> 01:06:52.541
You mentioned
that you play there all the time.

1507
01:06:52.625 --> 01:06:54.375
Although a pretty extensive Google search

1508
01:06:54.458 --> 01:06:57.958
and literally every single person I asked
about it never heard of it.

1509
01:06:58.041 --> 01:07:00.166
No, for sure, for sure.
Google's been like…

1510
01:07:01.208 --> 01:07:02.291
Definitely being weird.

1511
01:07:02.375 --> 01:07:04.750
- And that's been, like, issues for me, so…
- Ah!

1512
01:07:04.833 --> 01:07:07.458
I would take it
to the Genius Bar on that one, but, uh…

1513
01:07:07.541 --> 01:07:09.708
Also, it's like a pop-up Langston Hughes,

1514
01:07:09.791 --> 01:07:12.166
but this definitely has,
like, a Langston Hughes Park…

1515
01:07:12.750 --> 01:07:14.500
- Mm-hmm.
- Sort of charisma to it, for sure.

1516
01:07:14.583 --> 01:07:17.291
Yeah, man, why don't you
go out there and get a run in?

1517
01:07:18.458 --> 01:07:20.416
- Now?
- Yeah, man, go play.

1518
01:07:21.333 --> 01:07:23.625
I think there's,
like, a lot of people waiting and stuff.

1519
01:07:23.708 --> 01:07:25.000
Hey, can my man play?

1520
01:07:25.083 --> 01:07:26.583
[player] Yeah, come on in. Let's ball.

1521
01:07:26.666 --> 01:07:27.708
You got next.

1522
01:07:27.791 --> 01:07:29.791
- [player] Hurry up.
- All right, yeah.

1523
01:07:29.875 --> 01:07:33.375
All right, now, go out there
and get your Langston Hughes on.

1524
01:07:33.458 --> 01:07:34.625
I'm gonna.

1525
01:07:34.708 --> 01:07:37.416
Yeah. Hey. "Life for me
ain't been no crystal stair."

1526
01:07:39.166 --> 01:07:41.958
- That's good.
- Uh, that's Langston Hughes.

1527
01:07:42.833 --> 01:07:44.833
I know, dude.
I say that shit all the time.

1528
01:07:44.916 --> 01:07:46.375
That's my email signature.

1529
01:07:46.458 --> 01:07:48.666
[laughs]

1530
01:07:51.875 --> 01:07:53.416
[players shout]

1531
01:07:53.500 --> 01:07:55.708
- [grunts]
- [player] What the hell you doing, bro?

1532
01:07:55.791 --> 01:07:58.125
- [Ezra] Oh, you're filming this?
- Yeah, kind of.

1533
01:07:58.208 --> 01:08:00.541
- You don't have to.
- I know it. I'm doing it for me.

1534
01:08:00.625 --> 01:08:03.666
- [Ezra] Okay.
- [laughs] Come on now, Langston.

1535
01:08:03.750 --> 01:08:04.916
[clamoring]

1536
01:08:05.000 --> 01:08:07.916
Swing that. [chuckles]

1537
01:08:08.000 --> 01:08:10.208
- [player] Come on, dude!
- [Akbar] Come on now, Langston.

1538
01:08:13.958 --> 01:08:16.083
[dramatic music playing]

1539
01:08:26.458 --> 01:08:29.166
- [players shout]
- ["All I Do is Win" by DJ Khaled playing]

1540
01:08:29.250 --> 01:08:30.583
You weren't filming that?

1541
01:08:30.666 --> 01:08:32.708
Nah, I'mma get the next one though.

1542
01:08:32.791 --> 01:08:34.333
<i>♪ All I do is win, win, win… ♪</i>

1543
01:08:34.541 --> 01:08:36.333
Now go around him. That's right.

1544
01:08:36.416 --> 01:08:37.583
[players shout]

1545
01:08:37.666 --> 01:08:40.708
Come on now.
Hey, y'all gonna just let him do that?

1546
01:08:41.791 --> 01:08:43.791
<i>♪ Everybody's hands go up… ♪</i>

1547
01:08:44.750 --> 01:08:45.875
<i>♪ And they stay there… ♪</i>

1548
01:08:45.958 --> 01:08:47.291
[players cheering]

1549
01:08:47.833 --> 01:08:49.416
<i>♪ And they say yeah… ♪</i>

1550
01:08:51.791 --> 01:08:53.291
[chattering]

1551
01:08:53.375 --> 01:08:55.625
Mr. Mohammad, this was awesome.
We gotta do it again.

1552
01:08:55.708 --> 01:08:57.250
Yeah, I had a ball.

1553
01:08:57.333 --> 01:08:59.500
Throw me on a text with these guys.
They're too much.

1554
01:08:59.583 --> 01:09:00.791
[players cheering]

1555
01:09:00.875 --> 01:09:03.750
- [chattering]
- [laughing]

1556
01:09:03.833 --> 01:09:05.791
<i>♪ And they say yeah… ♪</i>

1557
01:09:05.875 --> 01:09:08.291
- [Ezra] <i>What are you saying?</i>
- [Mo] <i>Dude.</i>

1558
01:09:08.375 --> 01:09:12.041
Black people and white people
will never be cool. Period.

1559
01:09:12.125 --> 01:09:14.833
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- The truth, dawg.

1560
01:09:15.625 --> 01:09:18.666
You're my best friend
and my business partner.

1561
01:09:18.750 --> 01:09:21.000
Yeah, that's how powerful
this shit is, bro.

1562
01:09:21.083 --> 01:09:24.291
It's kind of like when
you cheat on a woman, right?

1563
01:09:24.833 --> 01:09:27.708
When you cheat on a woman, it's like
you try to move forward but never can.

1564
01:09:27.791 --> 01:09:29.583
Why? 'Cause she just
keeps asking questions.

1565
01:09:29.666 --> 01:09:32.208
She needs to know every detail.
She won't let it go, you know.

1566
01:09:32.291 --> 01:09:34.458
It's like, "Did you strap her?"

1567
01:09:34.541 --> 01:09:37.500
"Did she suck it? Did you guys do anal?"

1568
01:09:37.583 --> 01:09:40.208
This is not where
I was expecting this to go.

1569
01:09:40.291 --> 01:09:42.916
Oh, I mean, it's where it needs to go,
man, 'cause it's the truth.

1570
01:09:43.000 --> 01:09:47.250
For Black people in this country,
white dudes are the cheater.

1571
01:09:48.125 --> 01:09:50.583
And we're the chick who can't move on.

1572
01:09:51.208 --> 01:09:53.166
No matter how bad we want to,

1573
01:09:53.250 --> 01:09:57.208
we can't forget what y'all did
and what y'all are still doing.

1574
01:09:57.291 --> 01:10:00.291
[hip-hop music playing]

1575
01:10:06.375 --> 01:10:08.833
- [man grunting]
- [Shelley] Oh.

1576
01:10:10.125 --> 01:10:14.125
For those who don't know who I am,
I am Demetrius, uh, <i>Amira's </i>cousin.

1577
01:10:14.208 --> 01:10:15.625
Love her to death.

1578
01:10:15.708 --> 01:10:17.666
And, uh, I'm a wedding planner.

1579
01:10:17.750 --> 01:10:20.458
Okay, first off, my name is "Amira,"

1580
01:10:20.541 --> 01:10:24.083
and you do day parties
at the airport DoubleTree.

1581
01:10:24.166 --> 01:10:27.000
Uh, business is expanding
as it should, right?

1582
01:10:27.083 --> 01:10:30.041
[chuckles] I mean,
if you ain't escalating, what you doing?

1583
01:10:30.125 --> 01:10:31.500
- You know?
- Yeah.

1584
01:10:31.583 --> 01:10:32.916
[woman laughs]

1585
01:10:33.000 --> 01:10:38.333
Well, um, I am Becca
and, uh, also a party planner.

1586
01:10:38.416 --> 01:10:41.125
- I am an old friend of the Cohens.
- Yeah.

1587
01:10:41.208 --> 01:10:44.041
I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to be rude or anything.

1588
01:10:44.125 --> 01:10:46.833
But why… why do we need them?

1589
01:10:46.916 --> 01:10:49.833
- Oh, Amira.
- Look, I can't stress this enough.

1590
01:10:49.916 --> 01:10:52.083
But I told you stress is gonna be extra

1591
01:10:52.166 --> 01:10:55.291
if I'm gonna be dealing with her,
'cause I… I gotta be amazing.

1592
01:10:55.375 --> 01:10:57.208
Don't worry about it.
She's gonna cooperate.

1593
01:10:57.291 --> 01:10:58.208
[Demetrius] Thank you.

1594
01:10:58.291 --> 01:11:00.041
You know,
you really don't have a lot of time.

1595
01:11:00.125 --> 01:11:02.375
so I do think
we have to jump in pretty quickly.

1596
01:11:02.458 --> 01:11:05.916
I thought maybe we could start
with a theme, lock that down.

1597
01:11:06.000 --> 01:11:09.125
Um, and I was thinking
maybe like an old Hollywood.

1598
01:11:09.208 --> 01:11:11.250
[gasps] I love old Hollywood.

1599
01:11:11.333 --> 01:11:12.791
Right? I know.

1600
01:11:12.875 --> 01:11:14.958
You love the period
when Black entertainers

1601
01:11:15.041 --> 01:11:17.333
couldn't stay
in the hotels they performed in?

1602
01:11:17.416 --> 01:11:18.416
[Demetrius groans]

1603
01:11:19.458 --> 01:11:21.583
- That's an excellent point.
- [mother] Mm-hmm.

1604
01:11:21.666 --> 01:11:23.791
You know,
I've always hated <i>Gone with the Wind.</i>

1605
01:11:23.875 --> 01:11:25.916
Way before you were supposed to.

1606
01:11:26.000 --> 01:11:27.416
[Shelley] Before it was cool.

1607
01:11:27.541 --> 01:11:30.541
See, the spirit is moving me
to move in this direction, which is, uh,

1608
01:11:30.625 --> 01:11:33.541
I was thinking more
of, like, a <i>Tron</i> type of feel.

1609
01:11:33.625 --> 01:11:35.041
You know? Remember the '80s <i>Tron?</i>

1610
01:11:35.125 --> 01:11:36.416
- No.
- [Akbar] Yeah.

1611
01:11:36.500 --> 01:11:39.291
So we have a <i>Tron</i> type of wedding,
but a hood <i>Tron,</i> you know.

1612
01:11:39.375 --> 01:11:41.333
Keep it…. Keep it less expensive

1613
01:11:41.416 --> 01:11:45.583
by having, uh, LED light suits instead
of the regular suits.

1614
01:11:45.666 --> 01:11:49.166
Have it in the hood, having real people
doing real things in the <i>Tron </i>world.

1615
01:11:49.250 --> 01:11:51.291
- I… I don't think--
- I like that.

1616
01:11:51.375 --> 01:11:53.916
- I don't.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, brother, there we are.

1617
01:11:54.000 --> 01:11:55.375
[Shelley] A little clarity.

1618
01:11:55.458 --> 01:11:58.791
Do you mean that everybody
wears the same suit to the wedding?

1619
01:11:58.875 --> 01:12:01.625
Nah, you pick your color,
but you gotta get in where you fit in.

1620
01:12:01.708 --> 01:12:02.791
First come, first serve.

1621
01:12:02.875 --> 01:12:04.375
I want a red-- I want a red one.

1622
01:12:04.458 --> 01:12:06.833
You want the red one?
We got that. So the red is gone.

1623
01:12:06.916 --> 01:12:08.416
[Shelley] Where do we get the suits?

1624
01:12:08.500 --> 01:12:09.708
Oh, I'll bring the suits, yeah.

1625
01:12:09.791 --> 01:12:12.458
I'll bring the suits.
I got 40 hood <i>Tron</i> suits,

1626
01:12:12.541 --> 01:12:14.208
and, uh, they light up.

1627
01:12:14.291 --> 01:12:16.458
- All of 'em work. It's gonna be great.
- [Akbar] Mm.

1628
01:12:16.541 --> 01:12:18.875
- And you have 40 of them?
- Forty of 'em.

1629
01:12:18.958 --> 01:12:21.666
Anybody outside of y'all wedding,
more than 40 people,

1630
01:12:21.750 --> 01:12:23.083
then that's on y'all.

1631
01:12:23.166 --> 01:12:26.083
I wouldn't bring them
'cause they couldn't fit in the suit.

1632
01:12:26.625 --> 01:12:28.833
They gonna look weird
without being in a suit.

1633
01:12:28.916 --> 01:12:31.333
- It'll be cool, brother. There you go.
- That sounds different.

1634
01:12:31.416 --> 01:12:34.583
- Ain't nobody did the Tron wedding.
- [Demetrius] Ain't nobody did that.

1635
01:12:34.666 --> 01:12:36.750
Yo, our parents are killing us.

1636
01:12:36.833 --> 01:12:37.750
I know.

1637
01:12:37.833 --> 01:12:41.416
The good news is
we are almost done with it.

1638
01:12:42.000 --> 01:12:44.583
And they've been so busy,
they're basically out of our lives.

1639
01:12:44.666 --> 01:12:46.708
You're right.
I haven't heard from my mom in days.

1640
01:12:46.791 --> 01:12:47.958
It's been amazing.

1641
01:12:48.041 --> 01:12:50.750
Yeah, I haven't heard
from my dad either, which is rare,

1642
01:12:50.833 --> 01:12:54.833
because he hasn't even sent one
of his "form follows function" texts.

1643
01:12:55.625 --> 01:12:57.708
Do you think
something terrible happened to him?

1644
01:12:57.791 --> 01:13:00.166
Oh, my God, no. Why would you say that?

1645
01:13:00.250 --> 01:13:01.875
No, I-- that would be horrible.

1646
01:13:03.291 --> 01:13:07.416
That would be the worst.
I'm just making sure he's okay.

1647
01:13:07.500 --> 01:13:09.500
Anyway, babe, I gotta go.

1648
01:13:09.583 --> 01:13:11.708
- I don't wanna be late. Kiss.
- You look beautiful.

1649
01:13:12.458 --> 01:13:13.416
Thank you.

1650
01:13:13.500 --> 01:13:16.416
You're gonna kill it.
Remember, you got the juice.

1651
01:13:16.500 --> 01:13:18.291
You really
haven't seen that movie, have you?

1652
01:13:18.375 --> 01:13:20.708
If you fucking say
I haven't seen <i>Juice</i> one more time,

1653
01:13:20.791 --> 01:13:22.083
I will leave your ass.

1654
01:13:22.166 --> 01:13:24.291
[Amira laughs]

1655
01:13:24.375 --> 01:13:28.041
That's why with the Victorian dress,
I went with the blues and the greens.

1656
01:13:28.125 --> 01:13:30.291
A very rich color for this time.

1657
01:13:30.375 --> 01:13:33.333
And just so you guys know, I have
really great relationships downtown,

1658
01:13:33.416 --> 01:13:36.625
and I can get high-quality fabrics
for, like, a fraction of the cost.

1659
01:13:36.708 --> 01:13:38.250
- This is great.
- Yeah.

1660
01:13:38.333 --> 01:13:40.458
I would love to leave you guys
with some of my sketches.

1661
01:13:40.541 --> 01:13:41.625
[man] That would be amazing.

1662
01:13:41.708 --> 01:13:44.041
Man. And can you remind me
when you graduated Harvard?

1663
01:13:44.125 --> 01:13:46.000
It's just maybe we know the same people.

1664
01:13:46.625 --> 01:13:48.041
Oh, um,

1665
01:13:48.125 --> 01:13:51.166
I… I didn't go to, um, Harvard.
I went to Howard.

1666
01:13:51.791 --> 01:13:54.000
Howard. Sounds kind of similar.

1667
01:13:54.083 --> 01:13:55.625
It's like a Black Harvard.

1668
01:13:57.541 --> 01:13:58.791
Interesting.

1669
01:14:01.541 --> 01:14:02.625
[Ezra] Let's go!

1670
01:14:02.708 --> 01:14:05.333
No, I'm telling you, this bachelor party's
exactly what you need

1671
01:14:05.416 --> 01:14:07.583
to get your mind right
before the wedding, homie.

1672
01:14:07.666 --> 01:14:09.333
I'm so fucking stressed, bro.

1673
01:14:09.416 --> 01:14:10.625
- Oh!
- I can't wait.

1674
01:14:10.708 --> 01:14:14.333
Vegas with the motherfucking squad, nigga.
We gonna have so much fun.

1675
01:14:14.416 --> 01:14:16.666
Bro, I'm gonna do molly
and lick a stripper's toes, man.

1676
01:14:16.750 --> 01:14:18.833
Shit's gonna be lit. [chuckles]

1677
01:14:18.916 --> 01:14:21.291
Hey. What's going on, y'all?

1678
01:14:21.875 --> 01:14:23.750
- Hey, what's up?
- [Mo] Mm.

1679
01:14:23.833 --> 01:14:24.791
What's up?

1680
01:14:24.875 --> 01:14:27.416
Yeah, man.
Hope it's not a problem me being here.

1681
01:14:27.500 --> 01:14:30.791
You know, I figure I'd tag along.
I brought Omar too.

1682
01:14:30.875 --> 01:14:32.041
What's up, nigga?

1683
01:14:32.583 --> 01:14:33.833
Hey, Omar.

1684
01:14:33.916 --> 01:14:36.875
Yeah, when I found out that Amira

1685
01:14:36.958 --> 01:14:39.958
was gonna take your mother and sister
to Palm Springs with the girls,

1686
01:14:40.041 --> 01:14:43.583
I figured it'd be cool for me
to come hang out with the fellas.

1687
01:14:44.291 --> 01:14:47.166
- Yeah, that's such a good and normal idea.
- Yeah.

1688
01:14:47.250 --> 01:14:48.500
Listen, when we're in Vegas,

1689
01:14:48.583 --> 01:14:50.958
I don't want you thinking
I'm your future father-in-law.

1690
01:14:51.041 --> 01:14:52.208
I'm not that guy.

1691
01:14:52.291 --> 01:14:55.541
I'm just another one of the fellas,
hanging out having a good time.

1692
01:14:55.625 --> 01:14:57.500
Hey, what's your boy's name again?

1693
01:14:58.291 --> 01:15:00.625
Uh, my name's Mo, and I have titties.

1694
01:15:01.250 --> 01:15:03.750
- Oh, I'm sorry, bro-- um, sister-- Mo.
- [Mo] Mm-hmm.

1695
01:15:03.833 --> 01:15:05.958
- Yeah.
- Yeah. [sighs]

1696
01:15:06.041 --> 01:15:08.708
- [man] Can I get my seat?
- I'm sorry about that, yeah.

1697
01:15:09.500 --> 01:15:10.708
We gonna have fun.

1698
01:15:11.250 --> 01:15:12.625
Totally.

1699
01:15:12.708 --> 01:15:14.833
- What the fuck is going on?
- Bro, I don't know.

1700
01:15:14.916 --> 01:15:17.625
But his casual nature
is terrifying, all right?

1701
01:15:17.708 --> 01:15:19.250
He's the type of nigga that'll kill you

1702
01:15:19.333 --> 01:15:21.791
and get a solid nine
and a half hours of sleep.

1703
01:15:21.875 --> 01:15:23.000
I've done that.

1704
01:15:25.750 --> 01:15:26.958
I've done that.

1705
01:15:31.000 --> 01:15:33.041
Hey, did you know that Mo had titties?

1706
01:15:33.125 --> 01:15:34.500
Yeah, they're on her chest.

1707
01:15:36.708 --> 01:15:38.083
Dude, uh, so what's your plan?

1708
01:15:38.166 --> 01:15:40.333
We catch this kid with the beard
doing weird stupid shit,

1709
01:15:40.416 --> 01:15:42.083
and you just snitch on him
to your daughter?

1710
01:15:42.166 --> 01:15:46.125
No, we gonna just go down there
and make sure he don't have no fun.

1711
01:15:48.708 --> 01:15:51.250
That is very low class of you.

1712
01:15:52.416 --> 01:15:55.333
- But I cannot lie. That is a good plan.
- Hmm.

1713
01:15:55.416 --> 01:15:57.666
Vegas has a knack
for bringing out who people really are.

1714
01:15:57.750 --> 01:16:00.416
- That's right.
- Can tell a lot about a man by his crew.

1715
01:16:00.500 --> 01:16:01.416
That's right.

1716
01:16:01.500 --> 01:16:03.708
- [cork pops]
- [laughing, shouting]

1717
01:16:03.791 --> 01:16:04.833
- Cheers!
- [man] Shot!

1718
01:16:04.916 --> 01:16:05.875
Shot!

1719
01:16:07.041 --> 01:16:08.041
- Swallow the pill.
- Ahh!

1720
01:16:08.125 --> 01:16:10.500
- [Mo] All right, this is for my boy.
- [Ezra] Yeah.

1721
01:16:10.583 --> 01:16:13.375
The E to the Z to the motherfucking E.
You know what I'm saying?

1722
01:16:13.458 --> 01:16:15.666
He's trading in his pimp card, boys.

1723
01:16:15.750 --> 01:16:17.583
- Yeah, this one's for me.
- [Mo] Hell yeah!

1724
01:16:18.166 --> 01:16:19.541
[women shouting]

1725
01:16:19.625 --> 01:16:21.958 line:5%
["Drop It Like It's Hot"
by Snoop Dogg playing]

1726
01:16:22.541 --> 01:16:24.750
<i>♪ When the pimp's in the crib, Ma</i>
<i>Drop it… ♪</i>

1727
01:16:24.833 --> 01:16:26.708
- [shouting]
- [laughing]

1728
01:16:26.791 --> 01:16:28.708
- Hi!
- You glowing and shit.

1729
01:16:28.791 --> 01:16:33.166
Ladies, who's making
all the noise in the lobby?

1730
01:16:33.250 --> 01:16:35.500
[shouting]

1731
01:16:35.583 --> 01:16:37.458
- Hey!
- Hi, gorgey!

1732
01:16:37.541 --> 01:16:41.041
- Well, hello, titties! Mwah!
- [laughing]

1733
01:16:41.125 --> 01:16:44.125
- [women chattering]
- Hello, girls!

1734
01:16:47.458 --> 01:16:48.541
Who is this white woman?

1735
01:16:48.625 --> 01:16:49.458
[Shelley] Oh.

1736
01:16:49.541 --> 01:16:54.375
You guys, so this is
Miss Shelley, Ezra's mother.

1737
01:16:54.458 --> 01:16:56.416
- [all] Oh!
- [laughing]

1738
01:16:56.500 --> 01:17:00.125
Gosh, you are all so gorgeous.

1739
01:17:00.208 --> 01:17:02.166
- I can't stop staring at you.
- Thank you.

1740
01:17:02.250 --> 01:17:04.500
Honestly, it's like, these earrings

1741
01:17:04.583 --> 01:17:08.166
and the orange business up top.

1742
01:17:08.250 --> 01:17:10.125
- [laughing]
- [Shelley] It's just so dope.

1743
01:17:10.208 --> 01:17:12.750
- I can't get over it. And the hair.
- It's dope.

1744
01:17:12.833 --> 01:17:15.458
I mean,
I am straight up simping for all of you.

1745
01:17:15.541 --> 01:17:17.125
- [all laugh]
- Yeah.

1746
01:17:18.041 --> 01:17:20.041
[laughing]

1747
01:17:20.750 --> 01:17:24.500
And that is a beautiful tattoo.

1748
01:17:24.583 --> 01:17:26.958
- Oh, thank you.
- Of course. What does that say?

1749
01:17:27.666 --> 01:17:29.666
It says, "Rest in peace, Big Rev."

1750
01:17:30.291 --> 01:17:31.875
Oh, condolences.

1751
01:17:32.708 --> 01:17:34.250
Yeah, he was my heart.

1752
01:17:36.875 --> 01:17:38.375
Um, I wonder why you didn't put it…

1753
01:17:38.458 --> 01:17:40.958
- …on your other breast. Wha--
- Mom, for the love of God.

1754
01:17:41.041 --> 01:17:43.625
- [clears throat] I'm so sorry.
- Yes.

1755
01:17:43.708 --> 01:17:45.666
For your loss and for my mom.

1756
01:17:45.750 --> 01:17:47.291
- What? [scoffs]
- [laughs]

1757
01:17:47.375 --> 01:17:51.125
- ["Popstar" by DJ Khaled playing]
- [crowd chattering, laughing]

1758
01:17:51.208 --> 01:17:53.666
<i>- ♪ Another one ♪ </i>[echoes]
<i>- ♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1759
01:17:53.750 --> 01:17:55.250
<i>♪ DJ Khaled! ♪</i>

1760
01:17:55.333 --> 01:17:58.541
<i>♪ Bitches calling my phone</i>
<i>Like I'm locked up, nonstop ♪</i>

1761
01:17:58.625 --> 01:18:01.583
<i>♪ From the plane</i>
<i>To the fucking helicopter, yeah ♪</i>

1762
01:18:01.666 --> 01:18:04.125
<i>♪ Cops pulling up</i>
<i>Like I'm giving drugs out ♪</i>

1763
01:18:04.208 --> 01:18:07.125
<i>♪ Nah, nah, I'm a pop star, not a doctor ♪</i>

1764
01:18:07.208 --> 01:18:10.333
<i>♪ Bitches calling my phone</i>
<i>Like I'm locked up, nonstop ♪</i>

1765
01:18:10.416 --> 01:18:13.375
<i>♪ From the plane</i>
<i>To the fucking helicopter, yeah ♪</i>

1766
01:18:13.458 --> 01:18:15.666
<i>♪ Cops pulling up</i>
<i>Like I'm giving drugs out ♪</i>

1767
01:18:15.750 --> 01:18:18.708
<i>♪ Nah, nah, I'm a pop star, not a doctor ♪</i>

1768
01:18:19.458 --> 01:18:22.708
<i>♪ Hey, shorty with the long text</i>
<i>I don't talk, hey ♪</i>

1769
01:18:22.791 --> 01:18:25.833
<i>♪ Shorty with the long legs</i>
<i>She don't walk, hey ♪</i>

1770
01:18:25.916 --> 01:18:28.666
<i>♪ Yeah, last year</i>
<i>I kept it on the tuck, hey ♪</i>

1771
01:18:28.791 --> 01:18:31.666
<i>♪ 2020, I came to fuck it up, yeah ♪</i>

1772
01:18:31.750 --> 01:18:34.333
<i>♪ I wanna long life, a legendary one ♪</i>

1773
01:18:34.416 --> 01:18:37.583
<i>- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ I want a quick death and an easy one ♪</i>

1774
01:18:37.666 --> 01:18:40.416
<i>♪ I want a pretty girl and an honest one ♪</i>

1775
01:18:40.500 --> 01:18:43.458
<i>- ♪ Yeah, yeah</i>, <i>yeah ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ I want this drink and another one… ♪</i>

1776
01:18:43.541 --> 01:18:45.166
[cheering]

1777
01:18:45.250 --> 01:18:48.083
<i>♪ I'm a pop star</i>
<i>This shit ain't bubblegum</i> ♪

1778
01:18:48.166 --> 01:18:50.458
<i>♪ You would probably think</i>
<i>My manager is Scooter Braun… ♪</i>

1779
01:18:50.541 --> 01:18:52.625
[man snorting] Ah!

1780
01:18:52.708 --> 01:18:55.166
[chuckles, clears throat]

1781
01:18:55.250 --> 01:18:57.083
Hey, let me get this straight.

1782
01:18:57.166 --> 01:19:00.250
Every single person that you know
does coke, but you don't?

1783
01:19:02.083 --> 01:19:04.166
Yeah, it's crazy and upsetting.

1784
01:19:04.250 --> 01:19:07.625
It's… It's driving us apart, honestly.

1785
01:19:08.416 --> 01:19:11.708
I miss them the way they were, you know.

1786
01:19:11.791 --> 01:19:15.875
Yo! Ezra!
Ezra, buddy, buddy. We're almost out.

1787
01:19:15.958 --> 01:19:19.541
So we need your guy's number.
So we need to call the coke guy.

1788
01:19:19.625 --> 01:19:22.750
Your guy, your coke guy.
Can we call him? Thank you.

1789
01:19:22.833 --> 01:19:25.583
What guy? I don't have a guy!

1790
01:19:25.666 --> 01:19:27.625
Ez, what? You definitely have a guy.

1791
01:19:27.708 --> 01:19:30.250
- You got a guy.
- The coke guy from Vegas from last time.

1792
01:19:30.333 --> 01:19:31.750
Just call him. Quit holding out.

1793
01:19:31.833 --> 01:19:34.875
I think you're so high on cocaine,
you don't know what you're saying.

1794
01:19:34.958 --> 01:19:38.791
I don't have a coke guy.

1795
01:19:38.875 --> 01:19:40.166
- [laughing]
- No. You have a guy.

1796
01:19:40.250 --> 01:19:41.708
We bought cocaine from him.

1797
01:19:41.791 --> 01:19:43.875
- He is a cocaine dealer.
- [man 2] Yeah.

1798
01:19:43.958 --> 01:19:45.375
And we bought coke,

1799
01:19:45.458 --> 01:19:48.958
and you got so high that
you ended up passing out on the Strip.

1800
01:19:49.041 --> 01:19:50.750
You had cocaine all over your face.

1801
01:19:51.333 --> 01:19:52.916
Wait, I think I remember you.

1802
01:19:53.000 --> 01:19:55.333
You… You shit your pants last time.

1803
01:19:55.416 --> 01:19:58.458
- Yes, you did! You shit your pants!
- [all laughing]

1804
01:19:58.541 --> 01:20:01.041
- From cocaine use! You did that.
- [mouths] Shut the fuck up.

1805
01:20:01.125 --> 01:20:03.875
Sniff, sniff, motherfuckers,
guess who I found.

1806
01:20:03.958 --> 01:20:07.083
- [all] Coke guy!
- [Mo] Exactly! Ho-ho!

1807
01:20:07.166 --> 01:20:11.041
Ezra! Ezra,
that's the guy I was talking about.

1808
01:20:11.125 --> 01:20:12.250
The coke guy!

1809
01:20:12.333 --> 01:20:14.458
Look. Look, look at his knuckles.

1810
01:20:14.541 --> 01:20:16.875
Yeah, it says "Coke Guy"
right there on his knuckles.

1811
01:20:16.958 --> 01:20:20.416
Ezra! Thank you for
the Edible Arrangement on my birthday.

1812
01:20:20.500 --> 01:20:23.291
Such a mensch. For you, Papi.

1813
01:20:25.208 --> 01:20:29.416
God damn. That's a lot
of cocaine you got there, Ezra.

1814
01:20:30.708 --> 01:20:31.583
Yeah.

1815
01:20:32.583 --> 01:20:35.625
Hey, you shit on yourself
last time you was here?

1816
01:20:36.958 --> 01:20:38.833
You shat your slacks?

1817
01:20:38.916 --> 01:20:41.041
Yes, but not from cocaine.

1818
01:20:41.125 --> 01:20:44.333
It was from… It was from Chipotle.

1819
01:20:45.916 --> 01:20:47.250
- [chattering]
- [laughing]

1820
01:20:47.333 --> 01:20:50.333
- I'm ready. I am ready!
- Oh!

1821
01:20:50.416 --> 01:20:53.375
- Seven letters. Plural.
- Yeah, right.

1822
01:20:53.458 --> 01:20:56.625
A group of people who move beautifully.

1823
01:20:56.708 --> 01:20:59.458
Okay, you said plural, so there's an "s."

1824
01:20:59.541 --> 01:21:00.541
- [mother] "S."
- Good.

1825
01:21:00.625 --> 01:21:02.833
- Oh, strippers! Strippers!
- [woman] Too many letters.

1826
01:21:02.916 --> 01:21:03.958
[imitates buzzer]

1827
01:21:04.041 --> 01:21:06.916
Oh, wait. Oh, no, no, no, I've got it.

1828
01:21:07.000 --> 01:21:08.666
Is it an "n" word?

1829
01:21:09.333 --> 01:21:10.166
[mother exhales]

1830
01:21:12.958 --> 01:21:13.875
[Shelley] No.

1831
01:21:14.625 --> 01:21:17.125
No, no. I meant N-Navajos.

1832
01:21:17.208 --> 01:21:19.583
- [woman] Oh, jeez.
- [Shelley] No, that's where I was going.

1833
01:21:19.666 --> 01:21:21.541
Was Navajos, because, um…

1834
01:21:22.125 --> 01:21:24.416
- You know, when they move, the Navajo--
- [Liza] Mom.

1835
01:21:24.500 --> 01:21:26.000
Mom, please.

1836
01:21:26.083 --> 01:21:26.916
[Shelley] What?

1837
01:21:27.750 --> 01:21:31.541
- Oh. Dancers!
- [screaming]

1838
01:21:32.208 --> 01:21:33.250
Oh, my God!

1839
01:21:33.333 --> 01:21:34.291
What the hell!

1840
01:21:34.375 --> 01:21:35.958
What the hell is wrong with you?

1841
01:21:36.041 --> 01:21:37.375
- [woman 1 shouts]
- [gasps]

1842
01:21:37.458 --> 01:21:39.208
- [woman 2] Oh, my God!
- [shouts]

1843
01:21:39.291 --> 01:21:40.750
[shouting]

1844
01:21:40.833 --> 01:21:41.958
No, no!

1845
01:21:42.041 --> 01:21:43.708
[woman 2] It's okay.
Your braids look good.

1846
01:21:43.791 --> 01:21:45.375
It's hooked onto my…

1847
01:21:45.458 --> 01:21:48.291
- It's okay. Somebody get her a wig.
- [chattering]

1848
01:21:48.375 --> 01:21:50.916
- Did you know this was a wig?
- No, I… I didn't know that.

1849
01:21:51.000 --> 01:21:54.750
I mean, this… this is kind of amazing
craftsmanship, don't you think? Because--

1850
01:21:54.833 --> 01:21:57.500
- Gimme the girl's wig back. Gimme the wig.
- What--

1851
01:21:57.583 --> 01:21:59.458
- Now it's all tangled up.
- [woman 3] You're okay.

1852
01:21:59.541 --> 01:22:01.541
- [woman 1] Let's go!
- [woman 2] Okay.

1853
01:22:01.625 --> 01:22:03.000
[woman 1] We out.

1854
01:22:03.083 --> 01:22:04.291
What ha--

1855
01:22:05.458 --> 01:22:08.500
- [Ezra] Was your trip as bad as mine?
- [Amira] I guess you could say that.

1856
01:22:08.583 --> 01:22:10.208
[exhales] Yeah, mine was rough.

1857
01:22:11.625 --> 01:22:13.125
Did your dad say anything?

1858
01:22:13.708 --> 01:22:15.625
No. Why? Should he?

1859
01:22:16.250 --> 01:22:18.916
No, just that, uh, everything went okay,

1860
01:22:19.000 --> 01:22:22.750
and it was totally normal, so, yeah.

1861
01:22:23.375 --> 01:22:25.958
- Okay.
- Why was yours rough? 'Cause my mom?

1862
01:22:26.041 --> 01:22:28.375
[Amira sighs] I don't wanna talk about it.

1863
01:22:28.458 --> 01:22:29.916
[scoffs] What'd she do this time?

1864
01:22:30.000 --> 01:22:32.750
Ezra, I don't--
I really don't wanna talk about it.

1865
01:22:32.833 --> 01:22:34.291
Just tell me what she did.

1866
01:22:35.208 --> 01:22:39.625
[sighs] Okay, she pulled the same
tone-deaf shit she does all the time.

1867
01:22:39.708 --> 01:22:41.708
But that's what y'all do, so…

1868
01:22:42.750 --> 01:22:44.416
What type of shit is that to say?

1869
01:22:46.583 --> 01:22:48.583
I'm sorry. I just got a lot on my mind.

1870
01:22:49.125 --> 01:22:50.125
I'm sorry.

1871
01:22:51.958 --> 01:22:54.375
[Ezra sighs] Okay.

1872
01:22:56.625 --> 01:22:58.666
Whoa, whoa. What are you doing?

1873
01:22:59.375 --> 01:23:01.541
- Throwing this shit away.
- Why?

1874
01:23:01.625 --> 01:23:04.166
Because I didn't get the job, Ezra.
That's why.

1875
01:23:04.833 --> 01:23:05.875
What?

1876
01:23:05.958 --> 01:23:09.583
The producer called me and told me
that he went with someone else.

1877
01:23:09.666 --> 01:23:12.750
Someone who has more
period piece experience. I don't know.

1878
01:23:14.208 --> 01:23:15.250
[Ezra] Baby, I'm sorry.

1879
01:23:15.333 --> 01:23:19.500
If it's any consolation,
I can hold you down for a while.

1880
01:23:19.583 --> 01:23:22.916
[scoffs] No, Ezra,
I don't wanna be some kept woman.

1881
01:23:24.916 --> 01:23:28.166
I'm just trying to think
of ways to help you, all right?

1882
01:23:28.250 --> 01:23:30.666
Like… [sighs]

1883
01:23:30.750 --> 01:23:31.750
- Let me--
- [Amira sighs]

1884
01:23:31.833 --> 01:23:34.000
Let me call
my family friend Rick Greenwald.

1885
01:23:34.083 --> 01:23:35.125
He's got connections,

1886
01:23:35.208 --> 01:23:37.083
and he'll look out
for you on your next job.

1887
01:23:37.166 --> 01:23:38.708
Oh, the fucking luxury.

1888
01:23:39.291 --> 01:23:42.041
Are you not listening to what I'm saying?
Are you not hearing me?

1889
01:23:42.125 --> 01:23:43.875
Everything I have, I've gotten on my own.

1890
01:23:43.958 --> 01:23:45.708
I've worked really hard for it

1891
01:23:45.791 --> 01:23:48.000
and worked through
all this racist bullshit,

1892
01:23:48.083 --> 01:23:49.416
all for you to be able to come in

1893
01:23:49.500 --> 01:23:52.041
and call your family friend
to give me a job

1894
01:23:52.125 --> 01:23:54.291
I probably should have got five years ago?

1895
01:23:54.375 --> 01:23:56.041
How do you think that makes me feel?

1896
01:23:56.916 --> 01:24:00.083
Well, I'm not trying to make you feel bad.
I'm just trying to, like, help.

1897
01:24:00.166 --> 01:24:02.750
And it's okay to accept help
from someone who loves you.

1898
01:24:04.250 --> 01:24:07.541
That's really easy for you to say because
that's how life has worked for you.

1899
01:24:07.625 --> 01:24:09.083
That's not how it works for me.

1900
01:24:09.750 --> 01:24:12.125
Whatever. We have to get ready
for this rehearsal dinner.

1901
01:24:12.208 --> 01:24:14.208
I'm going to the bathroom. Alone.

1902
01:24:14.291 --> 01:24:15.291
Please.

1903
01:24:17.250 --> 01:24:19.583
Yeah, I don't wanna go
to the bathroom with you.

1904
01:24:19.666 --> 01:24:21.083
[Amira] Since when?

1905
01:24:21.708 --> 01:24:23.291
My charger's in there though.

1906
01:24:24.416 --> 01:24:27.041
Let me just grab my charger
before you're in there for a while.

1907
01:24:27.125 --> 01:24:28.083
[Amira] Oh, my God!

1908
01:24:28.166 --> 01:24:31.750
- [man] <i>One, two…</i>
<i>- ♪ Moon ♪</i>

1909
01:24:31.833 --> 01:24:34.000
<i>♪ River ♪</i>

1910
01:24:34.833 --> 01:24:37.958
<i>♪ Wider than a mile… ♪</i>

1911
01:24:40.208 --> 01:24:42.125
[chattering]

1912
01:24:42.208 --> 01:24:46.041
<i>♪ Some day… ♪ </i>[vocalizing]

1913
01:24:47.625 --> 01:24:49.875
[chattering]

1914
01:24:54.041 --> 01:24:57.500
- [chattering continues]
- [laughing]

1915
01:24:59.291 --> 01:25:02.791
- Woody!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

1916
01:25:02.875 --> 01:25:04.875
My name is Akbar Mohammad, bro.

1917
01:25:04.958 --> 01:25:08.166
Oh, man. Mama named you Woody.
I'm calling you Woody.

1918
01:25:08.250 --> 01:25:11.791
Yeah, Mama didn't give birth
to no fake-Versace-wearing,

1919
01:25:11.875 --> 01:25:15.000
PPP-loan-scamming career criminal,
but here we are.

1920
01:25:15.083 --> 01:25:16.375
This is Versace.

1921
01:25:16.458 --> 01:25:17.875
Nigga, please.

1922
01:25:17.958 --> 01:25:19.583
Anyway, I ain't no criminal, okay?

1923
01:25:19.666 --> 01:25:22.166
It was a peeping Tom charge, okay?

1924
01:25:22.250 --> 01:25:25.791
I was looking in there, peeping to see
if my baby mama was cheating,

1925
01:25:25.875 --> 01:25:29.000
so I could get lower prices
on my child support.

1926
01:25:29.083 --> 01:25:30.375
Why peep through the window?

1927
01:25:30.458 --> 01:25:34.458
Because I wanted to see somebody
have her broke down over, like a shotgun.

1928
01:25:34.541 --> 01:25:36.250
That ain't gonna lower your child support.

1929
01:25:36.333 --> 01:25:39.208
The judge seen her being a ho,
my child support will go low.

1930
01:25:39.291 --> 01:25:41.875
Can't go up in the judge,
"I seen her bent over, Your Honor."

1931
01:25:41.958 --> 01:25:42.916
"I should get less."

1932
01:25:43.000 --> 01:25:45.458
[chuckles] The judge ain't gonna
give you less money.

1933
01:25:45.541 --> 01:25:46.958
I've done it before.

1934
01:25:47.041 --> 01:25:49.083
- Hi, Uncle EJ.
- [EJ] Hey, baby!

1935
01:25:49.166 --> 01:25:51.416
Hey!

1936
01:25:51.500 --> 01:25:54.791
This is Ezra. Ezra, this my Uncle EJ.

1937
01:25:55.375 --> 01:25:57.416
- What's up, Ez? What'd you say, Ez--
- Ezra.

1938
01:25:57.500 --> 01:25:59.750
- Famous Uncle EJ. Heard a lot about you.
- This is my uncle.

1939
01:25:59.833 --> 01:26:00.708
[EJ] Okay.

1940
01:26:00.791 --> 01:26:03.125
Yeah, this is Ezra. This is the man.

1941
01:26:03.791 --> 01:26:05.375
- My man, all right.
- [Akbar exhales]

1942
01:26:05.458 --> 01:26:08.208
Okay, I'm gonna go say what's up to Renee.

1943
01:26:08.291 --> 01:26:09.458
- [EJ] Yeah.
- Y'all be nice.

1944
01:26:09.541 --> 01:26:10.625
We'll be nice to Ezra.

1945
01:26:10.708 --> 01:26:13.416
You gonna let this credit card sit here,
we gonna swipe him.

1946
01:26:13.500 --> 01:26:14.333
[Amira laughs]

1947
01:26:14.416 --> 01:26:17.375
He look like an AmEx,
standing here with his hair slicked back.

1948
01:26:17.458 --> 01:26:19.333
- Oh. He lying.
- [chuckling]

1949
01:26:19.416 --> 01:26:20.958
- [laughs] All right.
- All right. Okay.

1950
01:26:21.041 --> 01:26:22.708
Come back soon if you want.

1951
01:26:22.791 --> 01:26:26.625
- Ezra does a podcast on Black culture.
- Oh!

1952
01:26:27.875 --> 01:26:28.958
Tell him, Ezra.

1953
01:26:29.041 --> 01:26:30.458
Yeah, I do podcasts.

1954
01:26:31.041 --> 01:26:32.250
About what?

1955
01:26:32.958 --> 01:26:33.875
The culture.

1956
01:26:34.458 --> 01:26:36.708
Oh, you're gonna just say "culture"
and leave "Black" out?

1957
01:26:37.291 --> 01:26:40.458
[EJ laughs] You gotta get that money
some kind of way, baby, huh?

1958
01:26:40.541 --> 01:26:43.916
Give me $150 real quick.
Don't tell her I asked for the money.

1959
01:26:44.000 --> 01:26:45.791
- I won't. I'll Venmo--
- Give me a Cîroc.

1960
01:26:45.875 --> 01:26:49.583
And, uh, the white Barry White
something to drink.

1961
01:26:49.666 --> 01:26:52.416
[laughing]

1962
01:26:52.500 --> 01:26:55.250
["Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe"
by Barry White playing]

1963
01:26:55.333 --> 01:26:58.208
- [chattering]
- Cheers!

1964
01:26:58.291 --> 01:27:00.916
[laughing]

1965
01:27:01.000 --> 01:27:02.875
<i>♪ My darling, I… ♪</i>

1966
01:27:03.375 --> 01:27:04.208
[tapping glass]

1967
01:27:04.291 --> 01:27:06.416
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
I got something to say.

1968
01:27:06.500 --> 01:27:08.375
- I got something to say. Uh…
- [man] Okay, say it!

1969
01:27:08.458 --> 01:27:11.166
This is nice, y'all. This is real nice.

1970
01:27:11.250 --> 01:27:14.583
I ain't never had
no, uh, wedding like this,

1971
01:27:14.666 --> 01:27:17.125
but I mean, I've been married three times.
That's right.

1972
01:27:17.208 --> 01:27:19.125
Two times at the courthouse

1973
01:27:19.208 --> 01:27:21.916
and then one time
at the Benihana's. [chuckles]

1974
01:27:22.000 --> 01:27:24.083
We ain't had no reservations,
nothing like that.

1975
01:27:24.166 --> 01:27:28.125
Amira, my cousin, I just wanna say
how happy I am for you and Ezra--

1976
01:27:28.208 --> 01:27:31.833
Girl, we just wanna say congrats.
You marrying this white man.

1977
01:27:31.916 --> 01:27:34.166
- Girl, all these white people are here.
- [scoffs]

1978
01:27:34.250 --> 01:27:37.375
If you like it, we love it,
right? [chuckles]

1979
01:27:37.458 --> 01:27:40.000
- I stormed the Capitol.
- [crowd gasps]

1980
01:27:40.083 --> 01:27:42.416
I did. I was there.

1981
01:27:43.125 --> 01:27:45.208
Ezra tried to stop me.

1982
01:27:47.166 --> 01:27:49.375
He's a liberal cuck, but he's a good man.

1983
01:27:49.458 --> 01:27:52.791
To my best friend Ezra,
who's kind and thoughtful,

1984
01:27:53.375 --> 01:27:56.666
but for whatever reason didn't think
to sit me on the Black side of the table,

1985
01:27:56.750 --> 01:27:59.791
which just aesthetically
makes sense, you know.

1986
01:27:59.875 --> 01:28:04.208
Cheers to inclusion
and our newly found generational wealth.

1987
01:28:04.291 --> 01:28:06.916
"He left the family early, um,

1988
01:28:07.000 --> 01:28:10.958
leaving his mother responsible
for everybody, including the house."

1989
01:28:12.166 --> 01:28:14.458
"And after Mom died in 1984,

1990
01:28:14.541 --> 01:28:17.625
Xzibit had no choice

1991
01:28:17.708 --> 01:28:20.000
but to move in back
with his father in New Mexico."

1992
01:28:20.083 --> 01:28:23.208
I… I wanna say…
I wanna say it was Albuquerque.

1993
01:28:23.291 --> 01:28:26.208
- Okay. I think we can wrap it up. Yeah.
- I think.

1994
01:28:26.291 --> 01:28:27.666
That vaccine…

1995
01:28:31.083 --> 01:28:32.666
makes you gay.

1996
01:28:32.750 --> 01:28:34.541
So the moral of the story is

1997
01:28:34.625 --> 01:28:37.458
never date a woman
who don't respect your wife.

1998
01:28:37.541 --> 01:28:39.083
[diners groaning]

1999
01:28:39.166 --> 01:28:42.708
No, I didn't mean to--
I said the wrong shit. [sighs]

2000
01:28:43.666 --> 01:28:46.333
- [chattering]
- [laughing]

2001
01:28:52.791 --> 01:28:54.416
Can I have everybody's attention, please?

2002
01:28:55.166 --> 01:28:56.375
Attention, everyone.

2003
01:28:57.125 --> 01:28:58.625
Yeah, I know it's, uh,

2004
01:28:58.708 --> 01:29:01.791
it's customary for the father
to give a speech on the wedding day.

2005
01:29:02.500 --> 01:29:06.458
But I thought there was some things
that I needed to, uh, address tonight.

2006
01:29:07.500 --> 01:29:08.583
Um,

2007
01:29:09.083 --> 01:29:10.833
when a man's daughter gets married,

2008
01:29:11.916 --> 01:29:14.500
they say that the man is giving her away.

2009
01:29:15.541 --> 01:29:18.375
Now, that's a really hard pill to swallow.

2010
01:29:19.500 --> 01:29:21.000
Because you don't usually know

2011
01:29:21.083 --> 01:29:23.958
who the man is
that you're giving your daughter away to.

2012
01:29:24.958 --> 01:29:25.916
Usually.

2013
01:29:27.708 --> 01:29:29.291
But I consider myself fortunate,

2014
01:29:29.375 --> 01:29:32.500
because I think
I kind of do know who Ezra is.

2015
01:29:32.583 --> 01:29:34.000
[mother chuckles]

2016
01:29:34.083 --> 01:29:39.916
And he's not a drunken, drugged-out,
dream-chasing whore monger

2017
01:29:40.958 --> 01:29:44.375
who surrounds himself
with a bunch of, uh, racist degenerates.

2018
01:29:44.458 --> 01:29:47.458
[chuckling]

2019
01:29:48.375 --> 01:29:49.750
I didn't get that guy.

2020
01:29:51.541 --> 01:29:53.500
I got <i>this </i>guy.

2021
01:29:53.583 --> 01:29:55.750
- [woman] Mmm. Aww.
- [chuckling]

2022
01:29:55.833 --> 01:29:57.333
[EJ] All right, okay, okay.

2023
01:29:57.958 --> 01:30:00.875
So, here's to my beautiful baby girl.

2024
01:30:00.958 --> 01:30:03.541
- [all] Cheers!
- [mother] We love you.

2025
01:30:04.125 --> 01:30:05.833
[Shelley] Congratulations!

2026
01:30:05.916 --> 01:30:07.916
[laughing and chattering continue]

2027
01:30:23.125 --> 01:30:24.125
Thank you, sir.

2028
01:30:24.875 --> 01:30:25.708
Hey.

2029
01:30:27.541 --> 01:30:29.916
Oh, Ezra.

2030
01:30:32.750 --> 01:30:34.916
Thank you for,
uh, what you did back there.

2031
01:30:35.000 --> 01:30:36.583
What did I do back there?

2032
01:30:38.416 --> 01:30:39.333
Your speech.

2033
01:30:39.416 --> 01:30:42.416
You could've, uh,
could've blown up my spot.

2034
01:30:42.500 --> 01:30:43.958
You didn't, so thanks.

2035
01:30:44.041 --> 01:30:47.166
Well, save your thank you,
'cause I didn't do it for you.

2036
01:30:47.250 --> 01:30:48.958
I did that for my daughter.

2037
01:30:49.041 --> 01:30:51.791
You think I'm gonna embarrass her
in front of her whole family?

2038
01:30:52.458 --> 01:30:53.375
No.

2039
01:30:55.291 --> 01:30:56.708
You don't know me too well.

2040
01:30:58.291 --> 01:31:00.791
But here's the thing. I know you.

2041
01:31:01.916 --> 01:31:03.750
I've known you from the very start.

2042
01:31:03.833 --> 01:31:05.750
I had your number from day one.

2043
01:31:06.875 --> 01:31:07.875
And for the life of me,

2044
01:31:07.958 --> 01:31:11.458
I do not know why my daughter
continues to go down this path with you.

2045
01:31:12.041 --> 01:31:14.208
There's one thing
that I'm crystal clear on,

2046
01:31:14.291 --> 01:31:20.666
is that you are absolutely,
positively, unequivocally

2047
01:31:21.500 --> 01:31:23.958
not the right the guy for my daughter.

2048
01:31:24.583 --> 01:31:25.583
Period.

2049
01:31:25.666 --> 01:31:27.750
- Why?
- Excuse me.

2050
01:31:27.833 --> 01:31:29.958
Why am I not
the right guy for your daughter?

2051
01:31:30.041 --> 01:31:31.791
Well, shit, where do I begin?

2052
01:31:31.875 --> 01:31:32.708
Anywhere.

2053
01:31:34.250 --> 01:31:36.708
Well, what… what about
we start at your bachelor party?

2054
01:31:36.791 --> 01:31:39.250
When I saw you in the room
with the strippers and the cocaine,

2055
01:31:39.333 --> 01:31:40.750
how about we start there?

2056
01:31:40.833 --> 01:31:41.916
Why don't we start with

2057
01:31:42.000 --> 01:31:44.250
why you were at my bachelor party
in the first place?

2058
01:31:44.916 --> 01:31:46.166
You had no right to be there.

2059
01:31:46.250 --> 01:31:47.958
Bachelor parties are
for people to be weird.

2060
01:31:48.041 --> 01:31:49.500
That's not who I am.

2061
01:31:49.583 --> 01:31:51.416
Okay? It's my dumb fucking friends.

2062
01:31:52.041 --> 01:31:54.375
But you deeboed your way in,
and you got what you wanted.

2063
01:31:54.458 --> 01:31:55.916
I had a shitty time.

2064
01:31:56.708 --> 01:32:00.500
As a matter of fact, I have a shitty time
whenever you're around.

2065
01:32:00.583 --> 01:32:03.500
You're like the cooler to my life,
and I don't know why.

2066
01:32:04.083 --> 01:32:07.125
Because the truth is all I've ever done

2067
01:32:08.541 --> 01:32:10.041
is love your daughter,

2068
01:32:10.583 --> 01:32:12.708
wholly and completely.

2069
01:32:13.500 --> 01:32:15.083
And she loves me,

2070
01:32:15.166 --> 01:32:17.083
and we wanna marry each other.

2071
01:32:17.166 --> 01:32:20.208
And you just decided
before you even met me

2072
01:32:20.291 --> 01:32:21.791
that you hated me.

2073
01:32:22.416 --> 01:32:24.625
[scoffs] And then once you met me,
you put all your energy

2074
01:32:24.708 --> 01:32:26.958
just towards, like, smoking me out

2075
01:32:27.041 --> 01:32:29.500
or trying to prove
I don't belong around Black people,

2076
01:32:29.583 --> 01:32:32.041
or that I'm a researcher
and not a witness.

2077
01:32:32.666 --> 01:32:35.583
That's why you brought me
to play ball at that park.

2078
01:32:35.666 --> 01:32:37.291
Why you brought me to that Crip barbershop

2079
01:32:37.375 --> 01:32:39.208
while I'm wearing a red hoodie
like an idiot.

2080
01:32:39.291 --> 01:32:43.125
It's why you fuck with me about my podcast
and my music taste and how I talk

2081
01:32:43.208 --> 01:32:44.916
and how I think and who my friends are

2082
01:32:45.000 --> 01:32:47.125
and basically
everything that I'm a part of.

2083
01:32:48.166 --> 01:32:50.333
And I just take it. I take it!

2084
01:32:50.416 --> 01:32:52.833
I take your shit. I take it all day.

2085
01:32:53.833 --> 01:32:56.541
And it did teach me one thing
that you were right about.

2086
01:32:56.625 --> 01:32:57.583
[Akbar] And what's that?

2087
01:32:58.166 --> 01:33:02.166
I will never, ever, ever

2088
01:33:03.291 --> 01:33:06.125
know what it's like
to be a Black person in this country.

2089
01:33:07.333 --> 01:33:09.500
But I do know what an asshole is.

2090
01:33:17.875 --> 01:33:19.291
Yeah, yeah, I know.

2091
01:33:19.375 --> 01:33:22.666
I'm really pleased with the way--
and they're such a nice group of--

2092
01:33:22.750 --> 01:33:26.083
Oh, Amira! Amira. Hi!

2093
01:33:26.166 --> 01:33:28.083
Would you excuse me for just a second?

2094
01:33:28.166 --> 01:33:30.083
- Oh, my gosh!
- [Amira] Hi.

2095
01:33:30.166 --> 01:33:32.500
Hi! I just wanted to stop you

2096
01:33:32.583 --> 01:33:34.583
and tell you
that I think you look so pretty.

2097
01:33:34.666 --> 01:33:35.750
Thank you.

2098
01:33:36.333 --> 01:33:37.625
Is that a roller set?

2099
01:33:37.708 --> 01:33:40.666
- Hmm?
- Your hair. Is it a roller set?

2100
01:33:41.583 --> 01:33:43.666
Um, no, it's not.

2101
01:33:43.750 --> 01:33:48.708
Oh. Shoot. Okay.
It's not individuals, right?

2102
01:33:48.791 --> 01:33:49.750
[Amira] No.

2103
01:33:49.833 --> 01:33:52.291
No? Okay. Shit.

2104
01:33:52.375 --> 01:33:55.416
All right, well, I guess I'm gonna
have to go back to the drawing board.

2105
01:33:55.500 --> 01:33:58.000
I, uh-- Ever since the bachelorette party…

2106
01:33:58.083 --> 01:33:58.916
[Amira] Mm-hmm.

2107
01:33:59.000 --> 01:34:02.708
…I just did this really deep dive
on Black women's hair.

2108
01:34:02.791 --> 01:34:06.583
And, um, oh, for example,
I watched the Chris Rock documentary.

2109
01:34:06.666 --> 01:34:10.041
I don't know if you've had a chance
to see it. It's absolutely fantastic.

2110
01:34:10.125 --> 01:34:11.458
And he's so funny.

2111
01:34:11.541 --> 01:34:13.916
There's something about his voice
that always makes me laugh.

2112
01:34:14.000 --> 01:34:16.916
But anyway, there's nothing funny
about Black women's hair, you know.

2113
01:34:17.000 --> 01:34:20.833
I mean, my God, I just had no idea.

2114
01:34:20.916 --> 01:34:22.875
I mean, it really blew my mind.

2115
01:34:22.958 --> 01:34:25.458
You know, the energy and the time

2116
01:34:25.541 --> 01:34:29.750
and the… the pain and the suffering
that Black women go through.

2117
01:34:29.833 --> 01:34:33.000
And so, anyway,
I just wanted to be well-versed

2118
01:34:33.083 --> 01:34:36.125
for when I saw you next,
and I'll let you get back to it.

2119
01:34:36.750 --> 01:34:39.333
Yeah, and-- but before you go,
can you just tell me…

2120
01:34:39.958 --> 01:34:42.666
[exhales] What is this style?
Just so I know for next time.

2121
01:34:42.750 --> 01:34:44.833
- Shelley, I'm not a toy.
- [Shelley] Because I--

2122
01:34:45.583 --> 01:34:46.500
Hmm?

2123
01:34:46.583 --> 01:34:49.500
I really don't appreciate you treating me

2124
01:34:49.583 --> 01:34:53.083
like some shiny little object
you can show off to your friends.

2125
01:34:53.166 --> 01:34:54.916
Oh, no,
I would never do anything like that.

2126
01:34:55.000 --> 01:34:56.083
- [Amira] No, you are.
- No--

2127
01:34:56.166 --> 01:34:58.750
- [Amira] Just let me finish. Yes, you do.
- Oh, no, I--

2128
01:34:58.833 --> 01:35:02.458
Since I met you,
I've been nothing but kind and respectful.

2129
01:35:02.541 --> 01:35:03.791
And it's starting to feel like

2130
01:35:03.875 --> 01:35:06.416
you're all happy
that you have this Black daughter-in-law

2131
01:35:06.500 --> 01:35:09.041
now that it's cool
to care about Black people.

2132
01:35:10.000 --> 01:35:13.083
I bet every time we hang out,
you tell one of your friends,

2133
01:35:13.166 --> 01:35:15.666
and I can guarantee you
that what you don't tell them

2134
01:35:15.750 --> 01:35:17.250
is that every time we hang out,

2135
01:35:17.333 --> 01:35:21.875
you are wildly offensive
and incredibly inappropriate.

2136
01:35:23.500 --> 01:35:25.583
- Well, I'm not--
- [Amira] Oh, and now you're gonna cry.

2137
01:35:25.666 --> 01:35:27.708
You're gonna clutch your pearls
and play the victim

2138
01:35:27.791 --> 01:35:30.083
as if everything I just said,
none of that was valid.

2139
01:35:30.166 --> 01:35:31.875
My feelings are not valid.

2140
01:35:31.958 --> 01:35:33.291
Your feelings are hurt.

2141
01:35:33.375 --> 01:35:35.250
- Am I being too aggressive with you?
- [splutters]

2142
01:35:35.333 --> 01:35:37.000
[Amira] Am I giving you "angry"?

2143
01:35:38.083 --> 01:35:41.708
The crazy thing is that I really
genuinely wanted to get to know you,

2144
01:35:41.791 --> 01:35:42.750
woman to woman.

2145
01:35:42.833 --> 01:35:44.250
I thought you would see me.

2146
01:35:44.333 --> 01:35:46.833
- That's what I--
- [Amira] No, it's not.

2147
01:35:47.375 --> 01:35:49.625
Because you can't just see me for me.

2148
01:35:50.125 --> 01:35:51.708
It doesn't matter how many books you read

2149
01:35:51.791 --> 01:35:54.333
or how many documentaries that you watch,

2150
01:35:54.416 --> 01:35:57.750
because at the end of the day,
I won't just be Amira to you.

2151
01:35:57.833 --> 01:36:01.041
I'll always be Amira,
the Black token daughter-in-law,

2152
01:36:01.125 --> 01:36:02.541
and that's ignorant.

2153
01:36:03.375 --> 01:36:05.125
Amira, are you okay?

2154
01:36:05.208 --> 01:36:06.041
Not really.

2155
01:36:07.500 --> 01:36:09.500
- Miss Shelley, are you okay?
- Mm-hmm.

2156
01:36:10.125 --> 01:36:13.250
All right. Uh, Amira, honey.

2157
01:36:16.250 --> 01:36:17.666
[sniffles]

2158
01:36:21.833 --> 01:36:23.583
[both] Can I talk to you for a second?

2159
01:36:23.666 --> 01:36:24.583
Yes.

2160
01:36:28.958 --> 01:36:30.375
[gasps] You wanna go first?

2161
01:36:31.041 --> 01:36:34.958
- I do, but it sounds like you do too.
- I do. [exhales]

2162
01:36:38.625 --> 01:36:39.625
Ezra…

2163
01:36:44.166 --> 01:36:46.916
I don't know how this is gonna work.

2164
01:36:49.541 --> 01:36:50.375
Okay.

2165
01:36:51.291 --> 01:36:52.375
[Amira] It's just…

2166
01:36:53.583 --> 01:36:56.208
You know, your family,

2167
01:36:56.291 --> 01:36:59.166
my family, the whole thing,

2168
01:36:59.250 --> 01:37:02.958
I don't know
if it's supposed to be this hard,

2169
01:37:03.041 --> 01:37:05.291
and if I'm being honest, I just…

2170
01:37:06.208 --> 01:37:08.416
Oh, God, I don't have it in me.

2171
01:37:11.000 --> 01:37:12.416
I'm so sorry.

2172
01:37:18.250 --> 01:37:19.125
[Ezra sighs]

2173
01:37:21.875 --> 01:37:23.500
Uh, I don't disagree.

2174
01:37:26.083 --> 01:37:28.458
The stuff with our families, like…

2175
01:37:30.708 --> 01:37:32.083
my mom, your dad.

2176
01:37:33.833 --> 01:37:36.375
Yeah, I guess I don't see it changing, so…

2177
01:37:40.083 --> 01:37:43.250
I do, uh, I do want you to know that,

2178
01:37:44.375 --> 01:37:48.500
uh, this time with you has been,
like, the happiest time of my life, so…

2179
01:37:55.250 --> 01:37:57.583
I feel the same way. [sobs]

2180
01:38:07.375 --> 01:38:08.375
Okay.

2181
01:38:11.833 --> 01:38:13.958
[slow-tempo music playing]

2182
01:38:16.125 --> 01:38:18.125
[vocalizing]

2183
01:38:23.125 --> 01:38:24.000
[sniffles]

2184
01:38:31.500 --> 01:38:33.458
[Ezra] <i>I've been thinking</i>
<i>about something you said.</i>

2185
01:38:33.541 --> 01:38:36.291
[Mo] <i>Nigga, if I had a dollar</i>
<i>for every time I heard that one.</i>

2186
01:38:36.375 --> 01:38:38.708
[Ezra] <i>You're extremely unlikable.</i>
<i>You know that, right?</i>

2187
01:38:39.500 --> 01:38:41.166
- What?
- Whoa-ho!

2188
01:38:42.500 --> 01:38:44.083
- [chuckles] Yee-hee!
- [Ezra] Oh, my!

2189
01:38:44.166 --> 01:38:46.083
[Mo] Anyways, what did I say

2190
01:38:46.166 --> 01:38:49.250
that's been profoundly
rattling around in your consciousness?

2191
01:38:49.333 --> 01:38:52.125
You said that Black people
and white people could never be cool,

2192
01:38:52.208 --> 01:38:53.708
and I think you're right.

2193
01:38:53.791 --> 01:38:56.416
[scoffs] Yeah, bro, of course I was right.

2194
01:38:56.500 --> 01:38:57.750
I'm always right.

2195
01:38:57.833 --> 01:38:59.916
["Where Did the Day Go" by Wet playing]

2196
01:39:00.000 --> 01:39:02.708
[chuckles] <i>Is that what's bothering you?</i>
<i>That I'm always right?</i>

2197
01:39:02.791 --> 01:39:07.125
[Ezra] <i>No, what's bothering me is,</i>
<i>for a second, I believed you were wrong.</i>

2198
01:39:07.208 --> 01:39:10.333
<i>That there was hope for us.</i>
<i>For the future.</i>

2199
01:39:12.083 --> 01:39:12.916
[Amira sighs]

2200
01:39:13.000 --> 01:39:16.750
[Ezra] <i>That when two people from</i>
<i>two different walks of life came together,</i>

2201
01:39:16.833 --> 01:39:19.541
<i>they could get by</i>
<i>on their compassion for one another</i>

2202
01:39:19.625 --> 01:39:21.833
<i>and their curiosity and their love.</i>

2203
01:39:21.916 --> 01:39:24.541
<i>♪ Watch as the distance ♪</i>

2204
01:39:25.666 --> 01:39:28.208
<i>♪ Leads to the fallout ♪</i>

2205
01:39:29.666 --> 01:39:32.791
<i>♪ The sun is setting now ♪</i>

2206
01:39:32.875 --> 01:39:36.000
<i>♪ Somewhere in the back of your mind… ♪</i>

2207
01:39:36.583 --> 01:39:39.458
<i>But at the end of the day,</i>
<i>when it comes to Black and white people,</i>

2208
01:39:39.541 --> 01:39:41.125
<i>I don't think love is enough.</i>

2209
01:39:41.791 --> 01:39:44.125
<i>There's too many other outside factors.</i>

2210
01:39:45.708 --> 01:39:47.958
<i>♪ Where did the day go… ♪</i>

2211
01:39:48.041 --> 01:39:50.375
<i>Whether it be your friends or your family,</i>

2212
01:39:50.458 --> 01:39:53.208
<i>people can't accept</i>
<i>what they don't understand.</i>

2213
01:39:53.916 --> 01:39:57.958
<i>Whether it's right is one thing,</i>
<i>but factually, it's true.</i>

2214
01:39:58.541 --> 01:40:00.583
<i>We really do live in two worlds.</i>

2215
01:40:01.291 --> 01:40:02.750
<i>There's no escaping it.</i>

2216
01:40:05.208 --> 01:40:07.041
<i>♪ I see a field below… ♪</i>

2217
01:40:07.875 --> 01:40:09.041
<i>I was raised by hip-hop shit.</i>

2218
01:40:09.125 --> 01:40:11.791
<i>It's made me who I am, but even with that,</i>

2219
01:40:11.875 --> 01:40:15.708
<i>I still wasn't prepared for the realities</i>
<i>of a world I'm just not from.</i>

2220
01:40:15.791 --> 01:40:17.750
<i>I'll always be an outsider.</i>

2221
01:40:17.833 --> 01:40:20.208
<i>Which is why, as fucked up as this sounds,</i>

2222
01:40:20.291 --> 01:40:22.875
<i>I feel like if you love something,</i>

2223
01:40:22.958 --> 01:40:25.208
<i>as much as you</i>
<i>wanna share it with everybody,</i>

2224
01:40:25.291 --> 01:40:27.208
<i>I think it's best</i>
<i>you keep it for yourself.</i>

2225
01:40:27.291 --> 01:40:30.541
See, I told you. The white Barry White,
he be spitting some shit!

2226
01:40:31.416 --> 01:40:32.666
Him and Joe Rogan.

2227
01:40:33.666 --> 01:40:36.250
I ain't mad at Joe Rogan
for saying "nigga" every other word,

2228
01:40:36.333 --> 01:40:38.791
long as he don't say that shit in my face.

2229
01:40:38.875 --> 01:40:41.041
[Mo] <i>To make a relationship work,</i>
<i>it's the hardest thing…</i>

2230
01:40:41.125 --> 01:40:43.250
Man, you kind of
dragged bruh a little bit.

2231
01:40:43.833 --> 01:40:45.791
What are you talking about? Ezra?
I ain't drag him.

2232
01:40:45.875 --> 01:40:47.958
You drug him like a fat bitch's left foot.

2233
01:40:48.041 --> 01:40:51.583
No, no, no, no, no,
you can miss me with all that shit.

2234
01:40:51.666 --> 01:40:54.083
I did exactly what any father would do.

2235
01:40:55.000 --> 01:40:56.625
[chuckles] You played him
like a white boy,

2236
01:40:56.708 --> 01:40:59.375
'cause you knew you could
get away with it. Tell the truth!

2237
01:40:59.458 --> 01:41:01.500
Oh, you would've handled it differently?

2238
01:41:01.583 --> 01:41:03.375
I would've got a car out of his ass.

2239
01:41:03.458 --> 01:41:06.083
I'd have probably
started me a line of credit,

2240
01:41:06.166 --> 01:41:08.375
probably got me a washer and dryer,

2241
01:41:08.458 --> 01:41:09.875
probably a bottle of cologne.

2242
01:41:10.583 --> 01:41:12.291
Try to get my back patio done.

2243
01:41:12.375 --> 01:41:14.166
This is the stuff
that he probably wanna do.

2244
01:41:14.250 --> 01:41:15.625
You in your own reality, huh?

2245
01:41:15.708 --> 01:41:17.208
That shit ain't gonna happen.

2246
01:41:17.750 --> 01:41:20.000
It don't matter what I would've did.

2247
01:41:20.083 --> 01:41:22.333
Times have changed.
The world is different, Woody.

2248
01:41:22.916 --> 01:41:25.458
Akbar, bitch. My name is Akbar.

2249
01:41:25.541 --> 01:41:27.833
- It's the same amount of syllables--
- See? See?

2250
01:41:28.666 --> 01:41:30.250
You didn't see what I saw.

2251
01:41:30.791 --> 01:41:34.458
Him and his friends, the degenerates,
was doing so much cocaine in Vegas,

2252
01:41:34.541 --> 01:41:36.583
it looked like
they was doing a reboot of <i>Scarface.</i>

2253
01:41:37.166 --> 01:41:39.708
So that's what it's about? Cocaine?

2254
01:41:39.791 --> 01:41:41.791
Yes, that's one of the main reasons.
Yes, cocaine.

2255
01:41:41.875 --> 01:41:44.166
He was doing not just cocaine.
Lots of cocaine.

2256
01:41:44.250 --> 01:41:47.458
It was copious amounts
of cocaine, everywhere.

2257
01:41:47.541 --> 01:41:50.541
He did so much cocaine,
he shit on hisself!

2258
01:41:50.625 --> 01:41:53.500
- You seen him shit on hisself?
- No, I ain't see him shit on hisself.

2259
01:41:53.583 --> 01:41:56.708
But I heard about the other time
when he was there and he shit on hisself,

2260
01:41:56.791 --> 01:41:58.250
and everybody still talks about it.

2261
01:41:58.333 --> 01:42:00.666
- So the whole town knows.
- [laughs]

2262
01:42:00.750 --> 01:42:03.416
How we gonna be falling
in the spot with this nigga?

2263
01:42:04.375 --> 01:42:05.291
[EJ] Wow.

2264
01:42:06.750 --> 01:42:10.375
Look, I'm not saying it's right,
but you did your shit back in the day.

2265
01:42:11.500 --> 01:42:14.583
You remember they came out with
the <i>Cold Blooded</i> Rick James album?

2266
01:42:15.166 --> 01:42:18.083
No, I don't remember
the <i>Cold Blooded</i> Rick James album.

2267
01:42:18.166 --> 01:42:19.375
Okay, but coke do.

2268
01:42:19.458 --> 01:42:21.000
[laughing]

2269
01:42:21.083 --> 01:42:22.791
Man, we loved that album.

2270
01:42:22.875 --> 01:42:25.375
That was the only time
I felt related to you.

2271
01:42:26.750 --> 01:42:28.333
And I think you shorted him a little bit.

2272
01:42:28.416 --> 01:42:30.458
Yeah, you… you shorted him.

2273
01:42:31.041 --> 01:42:33.375
And… And you shorted Amira.

2274
01:42:34.208 --> 01:42:35.500
Shorted both of 'em.

2275
01:42:38.208 --> 01:42:42.750
- ["Where Did the Day Go" playing]
- <i>♪ The sun is setting now ♪</i>

2276
01:42:43.458 --> 01:42:46.291
<i>♪ Over the city ♪</i>

2277
01:42:47.416 --> 01:42:50.416
<i>♪ The light is coming down ♪</i>

2278
01:42:51.291 --> 01:42:54.583
<i>♪ You're not with me, oh! ♪</i>

2279
01:42:55.375 --> 01:42:58.333
<i>♪ Where did the day go? ♪</i>

2280
01:42:59.083 --> 01:43:01.416
<i>♪ I never get to see you ♪</i>

2281
01:43:02.916 --> 01:43:05.750
<i>♪ I never get to feel you ♪</i>

2282
01:43:06.291 --> 01:43:08.333
[vocalizing]

2283
01:43:08.416 --> 01:43:10.333
Can you please stop smiling so big?

2284
01:43:10.416 --> 01:43:11.916
- You're freaking out the locals.
- What?

2285
01:43:12.000 --> 01:43:15.708
Well, I'm excited that my son
is gonna buy me some tennis shoes.

2286
01:43:15.791 --> 01:43:18.583
[scoffs] I just don't understand
why all of a sudden

2287
01:43:18.666 --> 01:43:20.166
you need a pair of Dunks so badly.

2288
01:43:20.250 --> 01:43:23.166
Because Diane Kaplan's son
bought her a pair of tennis shoes

2289
01:43:23.250 --> 01:43:25.375
and the bitch won't stop talking about it.

2290
01:43:26.875 --> 01:43:28.083
Oh, shit.

2291
01:43:28.166 --> 01:43:29.166
What?

2292
01:43:30.791 --> 01:43:34.458
Oh, well, that's cool. We can just go in
and get the shoes, doesn't matter.

2293
01:43:34.541 --> 01:43:37.000
I think you gotta let Diane one up you
on this one, Mom.

2294
01:43:37.083 --> 01:43:38.875
- I don't really wanna--
- [Shelley] It's…

2295
01:43:38.958 --> 01:43:39.916
Ezra?

2296
01:43:42.041 --> 01:43:44.333
Oh, uh, Amira, what's up, girl?

2297
01:43:45.250 --> 01:43:46.291
Mm. "What's up, girl"?

2298
01:43:46.375 --> 01:43:49.041
Why are you sounding
like LL Cool J? What's up?

2299
01:43:50.083 --> 01:43:52.875
Sorry, I just wasn't expecting
to run into you here.

2300
01:43:53.375 --> 01:43:55.166
I mean, yeah, same.

2301
01:44:00.291 --> 01:44:01.500
Daddy, what's going on?

2302
01:44:01.583 --> 01:44:03.041
Oh, fuck me.

2303
01:44:03.125 --> 01:44:04.208
Good timing.

2304
01:44:04.291 --> 01:44:07.750
Yeah. Okay, I didn't
bring you here to buy me shoes.

2305
01:44:07.833 --> 01:44:09.500
- Yeah, starting to put that together.
- Yeah.

2306
01:44:09.583 --> 01:44:12.416
Yeah, and, baby girl, I don't know
what I told you to get you down here,

2307
01:44:12.500 --> 01:44:14.166
but whatever it was, it was a lie.

2308
01:44:14.250 --> 01:44:17.041
The truth is
Shelley and I have been talking.

2309
01:44:17.583 --> 01:44:19.875
Yep. Uh, we screwed up, you guys.

2310
01:44:19.958 --> 01:44:20.958
- Badly.
- Yeah.

2311
01:44:21.041 --> 01:44:23.833
And we feel
like we owe y'all some apologies.

2312
01:44:23.916 --> 01:44:24.750
[Shelley] Mm-hmm.

2313
01:44:24.833 --> 01:44:27.500
- Can I go first?
- [Shelley] Yeah, please, go, go.

2314
01:44:27.583 --> 01:44:28.458
Ezra.

2315
01:44:30.208 --> 01:44:31.041
Brother.

2316
01:44:32.291 --> 01:44:33.291
Man, listen.

2317
01:44:33.375 --> 01:44:37.041
I been riding your back
from the moment we first met,

2318
01:44:37.625 --> 01:44:38.750
and I'm sorry.

2319
01:44:39.333 --> 01:44:40.875
'Cause you didn't deserve that.

2320
01:44:41.375 --> 01:44:43.458
It's just I couldn't handle the fact
that you weren't

2321
01:44:43.541 --> 01:44:46.833
what we ever thought Amira
would bring home and, uh, you know…

2322
01:44:47.958 --> 01:44:51.583
And I never ever thought
that I could see my reflection in you, so…

2323
01:44:52.333 --> 01:44:53.250
But I do.

2324
01:44:54.041 --> 01:44:55.375
And you're a good man.

2325
01:44:56.375 --> 01:44:57.708
And a hustler.

2326
01:44:58.291 --> 01:45:00.583
And most importantly,

2327
01:45:00.666 --> 01:45:05.125
we both love Amira very much,
and we'll do anything to make her happy.

2328
01:45:09.666 --> 01:45:11.916
[sighs] Okay, it's my turn.

2329
01:45:12.000 --> 01:45:13.541
Um, Amira.

2330
01:45:13.625 --> 01:45:19.041
[inhales] I am so sorry
for everything that I did

2331
01:45:19.666 --> 01:45:22.208
and said that was offensive to you.

2332
01:45:22.291 --> 01:45:25.208
The truth is I… I was just lost.

2333
01:45:25.291 --> 01:45:29.375
You know, my son came home
with this beautiful, amazing woman,

2334
01:45:29.458 --> 01:45:31.791
and I didn't know
anything about her world.

2335
01:45:31.875 --> 01:45:33.166
I mean, I thought I did.

2336
01:45:33.250 --> 01:45:37.208
And I was just so excited to have
a new and different culture in our family,

2337
01:45:37.291 --> 01:45:40.375
and I just hope
that you accept my apology,

2338
01:45:40.458 --> 01:45:43.958
because I do apologize
on behalf of all white people.

2339
01:45:44.041 --> 01:45:47.041
Except for the racist ones,
the actual racist ones.

2340
01:45:47.125 --> 01:45:49.750
- [chuckles]
- And on behalf of all Jewish people.

2341
01:45:50.333 --> 01:45:51.791
Except for Aunt Mitzi because…

2342
01:45:51.875 --> 01:45:53.750
- Yeah, she's racist.
- She's actually racist.

2343
01:45:53.833 --> 01:45:56.250
She's a horrible human being. [sighs]

2344
01:45:56.916 --> 01:45:59.291
But really mostly on behalf of me,

2345
01:45:59.375 --> 01:46:01.583
Shelley Cohen of Brentwood, California.

2346
01:46:02.208 --> 01:46:04.708
I am so sorry, Amira,

2347
01:46:04.791 --> 01:46:08.125
because I love you and you are not a toy.

2348
01:46:08.750 --> 01:46:12.625
I see you as the real, powerful,

2349
01:46:12.708 --> 01:46:15.750
individual person that you are.

2350
01:46:19.333 --> 01:46:22.500
Thank you so much, Miss Shelley,
that means a lot to me.

2351
01:46:22.583 --> 01:46:23.833
And I fully receive that.

2352
01:46:23.916 --> 01:46:26.666
It felt very genuine and sincere,

2353
01:46:26.750 --> 01:46:28.166
so thank you so much.

2354
01:46:28.750 --> 01:46:29.750
And, Ezzy.

2355
01:46:30.291 --> 01:46:33.833
[exhales] I'm also sorry
for always getting in the way.

2356
01:46:33.916 --> 01:46:34.875
No, you're not.

2357
01:46:34.958 --> 01:46:37.250
I'm not, honey, but I love you.

2358
01:46:37.333 --> 01:46:39.875
- Yeah. I love you too.
- I love you, baby, very much.

2359
01:46:39.958 --> 01:46:41.083
Okay, so…

2360
01:46:41.875 --> 01:46:44.916
Akbar and I had a little idea.

2361
01:46:45.000 --> 01:46:48.125
Yes, and we think
you're both gonna like it very much.

2362
01:46:48.208 --> 01:46:49.166
A lot.

2363
01:46:52.916 --> 01:46:56.625
So, did you miss me
as much as I missed you?

2364
01:46:59.250 --> 01:47:00.875
I missed you so much.

2365
01:47:02.416 --> 01:47:06.083
I even got a pair of slides the other day
'cause I wanted to feel close to you.

2366
01:47:06.166 --> 01:47:08.833
- [laughs] Eww!
- They were Umbros. It was all they had.

2367
01:47:08.916 --> 01:47:10.083
- I know.
- No.

2368
01:47:10.166 --> 01:47:12.375
- I got 'em 'cause I was so sad.
- Aww.

2369
01:47:13.791 --> 01:47:16.416
- [Ezra] Missed you.
- I missed you too.

2370
01:47:20.208 --> 01:47:23.791
- [crowd cheering]
- ["Stay High" playing]

2371
01:47:28.833 --> 01:47:30.833
[laughing]

2372
01:47:32.958 --> 01:47:36.833
<i>♪ I just want to stay high… ♪</i>

2373
01:47:36.916 --> 01:47:38.458
[laughing]

2374
01:47:38.541 --> 01:47:40.000
<i>♪ With you… ♪</i>

2375
01:47:40.083 --> 01:47:43.333
[laughing]

2376
01:47:43.416 --> 01:47:45.625
[Ezra] This is great!

2377
01:47:45.708 --> 01:47:46.875
I love you.

2378
01:47:46.958 --> 01:47:48.916
[Ezra] Aww!

2379
01:47:50.833 --> 01:47:52.416
[mother chats indistinctly]

2380
01:47:52.500 --> 01:47:53.875
[laughing]

2381
01:47:57.083 --> 01:47:59.875
[rabbi] Blessings to all who are present

2382
01:47:59.958 --> 01:48:03.041
to witness Ezra and Amira
unite their lives in marriage.

2383
01:48:03.125 --> 01:48:04.375
Two hearts as one.

2384
01:48:04.458 --> 01:48:08.666
Ezra and Amira,
you choose each other to build a home,

2385
01:48:08.750 --> 01:48:12.583
not of brick and mortar, but a home
and haven in your hearts together.

2386
01:48:12.666 --> 01:48:15.375
May it be fulfilled each day

2387
01:48:15.458 --> 01:48:18.583
as you are
on this beautiful journey of love.

2388
01:48:18.666 --> 01:48:22.000
["N****s in Paris" playing]

2389
01:48:22.083 --> 01:48:23.291
[audience] Aww!

2390
01:48:24.208 --> 01:48:25.833
Just a little heavy on the tongue.

2391
01:48:25.916 --> 01:48:27.666
Most white people do.

2392
01:48:27.750 --> 01:48:29.750
[cheering]

2393
01:48:35.708 --> 01:48:38.083
<i>♪ So I ball so hard</i>
<i>Motherfuckers wanna fine me ♪</i>

2394
01:48:38.166 --> 01:48:39.666
<i>♪ But first, niggas gotta find me ♪</i>

2395
01:48:39.750 --> 01:48:42.541
<i>♪ What's 50 grand to a motherfucker</i>
<i>Like me, can you please remind me? ♪</i>

2396
01:48:42.625 --> 01:48:44.541
<i>♪ Ball so hard, this shit crazy</i>…<i> ♪</i>

2397
01:48:44.625 --> 01:48:47.375
- [chanting]
- [shouting]

2398
01:48:48.375 --> 01:48:49.916
[shouting continues]

2399
01:48:51.000 --> 01:48:52.083
[Amira] Oh!

2400
01:48:52.166 --> 01:48:54.500
[laughing]

2401
01:48:55.875 --> 01:48:58.083
Can you believe this is happening?

2402
01:48:58.166 --> 01:49:00.208
Yep! [laughs]

2403
01:49:00.291 --> 01:49:01.791
Wow. They look so happy, huh?

2404
01:49:01.875 --> 01:49:04.666
- Yeah, they do.
- [woman shouts]

2405
01:49:04.750 --> 01:49:06.666
Mr. and Mrs. Cohen.

2406
01:49:06.750 --> 01:49:08.916
Mr. and Mrs. Mohammad-Cohen.

2407
01:49:09.791 --> 01:49:10.625
Yep.

2408
01:49:10.708 --> 01:49:11.833
Ain't that a bitch!

2409
01:49:11.916 --> 01:49:13.708
[laughing]

2410
01:49:13.791 --> 01:49:15.208
<i>♪ Gold bottles, scold models ♪</i>

2411
01:49:15.291 --> 01:49:16.875
<i>♪ Spillin' Ace on my sick J's ♪</i>

2412
01:49:16.958 --> 01:49:18.458
<i>♪ Ball so hard, bitch, behave ♪</i>

2413
01:49:18.541 --> 01:49:20.208
<i>♪ Just might let you meet Ye ♪</i>

2414
01:49:20.291 --> 01:49:23.625
<i>♪ Chi-towns, D. Rose</i>
<i>I'm moving the Nets, BK ♪</i>

2415
01:49:23.708 --> 01:49:26.041
<i>♪ Ball so hard</i>
<i>Motherfuckers wanna fine me… ♪</i>

2416
01:49:30.625 --> 01:49:32.791
<i>♪ Ball so hard</i>
<i>Motherfuckers wanna fine me ♪</i>

2417
01:49:47.333 --> 01:49:50.375
["Trauma Baby" by Malcolm Mays playing]
<i>♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2418
01:49:50.458 --> 01:49:52.291
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2419
01:49:52.375 --> 01:49:54.583
<i>♪ Trauma too deep can't save me, baby ♪</i>

2420
01:49:54.666 --> 01:49:56.500
<i>♪ Scars ♪</i>

2421
01:49:56.583 --> 01:49:58.583
<i>♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2422
01:49:58.666 --> 01:50:00.666
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2423
01:50:00.750 --> 01:50:04.625
<i>♪ Trauma too deep</i>
<i>Can't save me, baby, no ♪</i>

2424
01:50:04.708 --> 01:50:06.708
<i>♪ Fuck an arrest, fuck up a check ♪</i>

2425
01:50:06.791 --> 01:50:08.958
<i>♪ I can't sleep tonight ♪</i>

2426
01:50:09.041 --> 01:50:10.958
<i>♪ She fuck with the best</i>
<i>It's all in her chest ♪</i>

2427
01:50:11.041 --> 01:50:13.166
<i>- ♪ She got the sweetest life ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Yeah! ♪</i>

2428
01:50:13.250 --> 01:50:15.291
<i>♪ She gonna complain about a ring ♪</i>

2429
01:50:15.375 --> 01:50:17.333
<i>- ♪ Bought her a Range, be quiet ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Uh! ♪</i>

2430
01:50:17.416 --> 01:50:21.541
<i>♪ I can't explain, I'm just in pain</i>
<i>I'm with the Jays, we slide, mmm! ♪</i>

2431
01:50:21.625 --> 01:50:23.583
<i>♪ They killed my brother</i>
<i>From other mothers ♪</i>

2432
01:50:23.666 --> 01:50:25.791
<i>- ♪ They gonna pay the price ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Oh! ♪</i>

2433
01:50:25.875 --> 01:50:27.875
<i>♪ I'm trying to change</i>
<i>But I got my ways ♪</i>

2434
01:50:27.958 --> 01:50:29.958
<i>- ♪ So I'm in the street tonight ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Yeah! ♪</i>

2435
01:50:30.041 --> 01:50:34.083
<i>♪ This ain't a phase, candles and graves</i>
<i>We come with beams and pipes ♪</i>

2436
01:50:34.166 --> 01:50:38.291
<i>♪ I'm above waves, I walk on water</i>
<i>Like I'm with Jesus Christ ♪</i>

2437
01:50:38.375 --> 01:50:40.375
♪<i> Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2438
01:50:40.458 --> 01:50:42.541
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2439
01:50:42.625 --> 01:50:44.750
<i>♪ Trauma too deep can't save me, baby ♪</i>

2440
01:50:44.833 --> 01:50:46.666
<i>♪ Scars ♪</i>

2441
01:50:46.750 --> 01:50:48.625
<i>♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2442
01:50:48.708 --> 01:50:50.750
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2443
01:50:50.833 --> 01:50:54.458
<i>♪ Trauma too deep</i>
<i>Can't save me, baby, no ♪</i>

2444
01:50:54.541 --> 01:50:58.666
<i>♪ Chain about a key, shoes about a key ♪</i>

2445
01:50:58.750 --> 01:51:02.250
<i>♪ My hood look up to me</i>
<i>Treat me like Ghetto G.O.D. ♪</i>

2446
01:51:02.916 --> 01:51:04.541
<i>♪ Know it's blasphemy ♪</i>

2447
01:51:04.625 --> 01:51:06.583
<i>♪ But sometimes when I sleep ♪</i>

2448
01:51:07.083 --> 01:51:11.166
<i>♪ Pray to God that</i>
<i>A shooter's soul he keeps, Lord! ♪</i>

2449
01:51:11.250 --> 01:51:15.333
<i>♪ If it's too late for me</i>
<i>It ain't too late for them ♪</i>

2450
01:51:15.416 --> 01:51:18.916
<i>♪ When we step at shows</i>
<i>Kappas Omegas, we kick it in ♪</i>

2451
01:51:19.000 --> 01:51:23.041
<i>♪ I keep a blicky right on the hip</i>
<i>Stick hold like 50 for many men ♪</i>

2452
01:51:23.125 --> 01:51:25.250
<i>♪ Ain't seen a Bible stop bullets yet ♪</i>

2453
01:51:25.333 --> 01:51:28.166
<i>♪ Funerals only church we attend, oh! ♪</i>

2454
01:51:28.250 --> 01:51:30.250
♪<i> Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2455
01:51:30.333 --> 01:51:32.416
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2456
01:51:32.500 --> 01:51:34.833
<i>♪ Trauma too deep can't save me, baby ♪</i>

2457
01:51:34.916 --> 01:51:36.541
<i>♪ Scars ♪</i>

2458
01:51:36.625 --> 01:51:38.708
<i>♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2459
01:51:38.791 --> 01:51:40.708
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2460
01:51:40.791 --> 01:51:44.458
<i>♪ Trauma too deep</i>
<i>Can't save me, baby, no ♪</i>

2461
01:51:44.541 --> 01:51:48.625
<i>♪ We ironed up, we don't hide the poles</i>
<i>Touch one of us then we all on go ♪</i>

2462
01:51:48.708 --> 01:51:50.791
<i>♪ You know it stuck if it's on the floor</i> ♪

2463
01:51:50.875 --> 01:51:52.958
<i>♪ We air it out, someone close the door ♪</i>

2464
01:51:53.041 --> 01:51:57.208
<i>♪ We do it up, and we do the most</i>
<i>We from the side, need all the dough ♪</i>

2465
01:51:57.291 --> 01:52:01.708
<i>♪ Higher the stakes is all I know</i>
<i>All I know, all I know ♪</i>

2466
01:52:01.791 --> 01:52:03.791
♪<i> Trauma too deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2467
01:52:03.875 --> 01:52:05.958
- [hip-hop music playing]
- [vocalizing]

2468
01:52:06.041 --> 01:52:09.208
<i>♪ So lay your head beside me ♪</i>

2469
01:52:09.291 --> 01:52:12.416
<i>♪ So lay your head beside me ♪</i>

2470
01:52:12.958 --> 01:52:15.291
[vocalizing]

2471
01:52:28.750 --> 01:52:31.958
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2472
01:52:32.041 --> 01:52:35.083
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2473
01:52:35.166 --> 01:52:39.125
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2474
01:52:41.750 --> 01:52:45.041
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2475
01:52:45.125 --> 01:52:48.458
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2476
01:52:48.541 --> 01:52:51.666
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2477
01:52:51.750 --> 01:52:55.708
<i>♪ Maybe… hey! ♪</i>

2478
01:53:08.333 --> 01:53:10.791
[slow-tempo music playing]