1 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:03,471 [bright music playing] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:03,571 --> 00:00:04,838 [ding] 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,446 * Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh * 6 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:14,715 ["No More 'I Love You's'" by Annie Lennox plays] 7 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:18,452 * Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh * 8 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:23,857 * Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh * 9 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:28,196 * Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh * 10 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:31,599 [man] Zoey, I've loved you since the moment I saw you. 11 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,602 You knocked me off my feet, remember? 12 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:37,871 I knew even then, and I think you did too, 13 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:40,808 that what we've got is something special, 14 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:42,176 something powerful, 15 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:43,211 something real. 16 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:48,082 When I look into your eyes, I see our whole lives. 17 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:49,983 The good days, the bad days, 18 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:51,652 the birthdays, the old age. 19 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:54,855 I... I want to do it all, Zoey! 20 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,558 As long as I can do it with you. 21 00:00:58,459 --> 00:00:59,860 And sure, it won't be perfect, 22 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:02,796 but nothing in this world is perfect, 23 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,098 except for you. 24 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,067 I'm ready to build a life, 25 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:09,437 a family, a future, together, 26 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:12,706 but that all starts with one question. 27 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:14,975 Zoey... 28 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,646 Zoey... 29 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:21,582 Uh, what's your last name again? 30 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:24,485 Brooks. 31 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:28,521 Zoey Brooks, will you marry me? 32 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:31,058 [people gasping and exclaiming] 33 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:33,527 What are you doing? 34 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,829 I'm asking for your hand. 35 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:36,997 We've been on two dates. 36 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,932 Two perfect dates that I would like to turn 37 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:42,170 into forever, so, will you make me the happiest-- 38 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:44,037 No, no, definitely not, absolutely not. 39 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,639 Not in a million years, no! 40 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,341 Well, maybe if you said "yes" now, 41 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,076 and then we could talk about it later. 42 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:50,378 Byron, stand up. 43 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:51,812 Yeah. Hi. 44 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,216 You know this is weird, right? 45 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:56,750 Yeah, I know it's weird. 46 00:01:56,850 --> 00:02:00,120 Just, I'm 30 and a half and I live with my mom, 47 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:02,556 and I'm the lead singer of a Maroon 5 cover band. 48 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:05,226 I don't really get a lot of second dates. 49 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:08,262 Thank you for your honesty, Byron. 50 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:10,398 I'm sure there's someone out there for you, 51 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:12,433 it just isn't me. 52 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:15,035 So I need to leave. 53 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,538 Yeah, that, uh, that makes sense. 54 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:18,872 You gonna be all right? 55 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,108 Oh yeah, I'm, uh, yeah, I'll be fine. 56 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:22,210 All right. 57 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,211 So I'll call you? 58 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:24,678 Please don't. 59 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:25,713 Okay. 60 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,348 -Congratulations! -Congratulations! 61 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:29,116 ["Celebrity Skin" by Hole plays] 62 00:02:29,216 --> 00:02:31,919 * Oh, make me over * 63 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:35,155 * I'm all I wanna be * 64 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:37,891 * A walking study * 65 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:41,362 * In demonology * 66 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:44,765 * Hey, so glad you could make it * 67 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:48,369 * Yeah, now you've really made it * 68 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:55,376 * Hey, so glad you could make it now * 69 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:58,045 [hard rock music ends] 70 00:02:58,145 --> 00:02:59,780 [screaming] 71 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:01,615 [electricity buzzing] 72 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,551 [bright music playing] 73 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:05,986 [host] You're watching LOVE: Fully Charged. 74 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:09,890 Welcome to sunny Malibou Lake, California, 75 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:12,493 where 12 sexy singles will spend the summer 76 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:14,495 searching for their perfect match, 77 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:17,265 with the grand prize of either true love 78 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:18,399 or a car. 79 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:19,567 This season, we've taken 80 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:21,302 a stupid old Pontiac Solstice Coupe 81 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:22,636 and we've converted it 82 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,772 into the electric vehicle of your dreams. 83 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:28,576 With a range of 300 miles and self-driving capabilities, 84 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:31,712 this is the fully charged LUV-6. 85 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,614 Now buckle up because this week, 86 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,416 Jordan B. and Jordyn J. 87 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:37,017 go on their first date. 88 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,287 [mellow music playing] 89 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:40,288 What's up? 90 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:44,358 I currently drive a 2009 Ford Fiesta, 91 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:45,959 no A/C, no rearview mirror, 92 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,928 so you know I'm gunnin' for that Pontiac. 93 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:50,030 But Jordyn J. is lookin' super hot today, 94 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:52,366 so, yeah, I guess my head is starting to turn! 95 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:53,466 [giggling] 96 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:54,935 You're lookin' super hot today. 97 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:57,405 -You want some wine? -Yeah, thanks. 98 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,072 [laughter] 99 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:01,275 So look, why'd you pick me to go on a date? 100 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:05,279 Uh... [chuckles nervously] 101 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:07,214 [music stops] 102 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:09,483 Uh... 103 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,319 [chuckles] Um... 104 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:12,686 Tell her to go. Go, go! 105 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,322 [chuckles nervously] 106 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:16,957 [Jordan B.] Well, um... 107 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,591 Uh... 108 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:20,628 Uh... 109 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:22,730 Oh, thank God. 110 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,064 [whispering] Mysterious... 111 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:25,933 [Jordan B.] 'Cause you're mysterious 112 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,568 and beautiful, 113 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:30,070 and you caught my eye the second you walked in. 114 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,639 I haven't felt a connection like this 115 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:32,906 with anyone else in the villa, 116 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:34,808 and I'm excited to see where this goes. 117 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:38,446 I'm also excited to see where this goes too. 118 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:40,147 -To us. -To us. 119 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:41,315 [glasses clink] 120 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,016 [director] And cut! 121 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,918 -All right, that's a cut. -Moving on. 122 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:47,287 That was great, you guys! Really fun stuff. 123 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,256 Jordyn J., to confessionals. 124 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:50,491 Hey, how'd I do? 125 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:52,426 Oh, nailed it, just like we practiced. 126 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:54,495 America is going to love you. 127 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,564 I don't think I could do this without you. 128 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,599 How do you always know what to, like, say? 129 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:00,701 Oh, it's just a part of the job, Jordan B. 130 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,504 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a promotion to go get. 131 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:04,838 Get 'em, Zo! 132 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,610 [laughing] 133 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,446 [man] So the question that I propose to you, 134 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:15,115 my brilliant production team, is this. 135 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:17,217 [light music playing] 136 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:20,688 Has everybody seen what they're doing at Dog Cops ? 137 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:21,822 [all grumbling] 138 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:24,224 Yeah, it's some freaky shit. 139 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,060 Freaky, new... 140 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:32,600 shit, and that's what I want from you for our show. 141 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:36,103 I want freaky new ideas 142 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,237 or... 143 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:38,872 you're fired. 144 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:40,774 -[man] Make everyone get naked? -No! 145 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,743 [man 2] What if we paired someone with an animal? 146 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,244 We did that last season! 147 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,714 What if we replaced all the girls with their moms? 148 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:49,016 That's an amazing idea because if there's one thing 149 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:51,419 Middle America loves, it's old women. 150 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:52,920 No, doesn't test well. 151 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,822 What if Jordan B. proposed? 152 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,657 What if Jordan B. proposed? 153 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:58,058 [light music playing] 154 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,227 Everyone shut up. Greg, you had an idea? 155 00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:02,195 [Greg stammers] 156 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:05,098 What if Jordan B. 157 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,401 proposed to Jordyn J.? 158 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:13,407 A proposal... on the second date? 159 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:15,743 [dramatic rumbling] 160 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,679 That is some freaky shiznit, 161 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:21,348 and it is so genius, it just could work. 162 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:22,683 How do you come up with this? 163 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:23,717 I don't know! 164 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,285 -[laughs awkwardly] -I know. 165 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,821 -'Cause you're related to me. -Actually, that was my idea! 166 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:29,957 Okay, so the reason I called this meeting, 167 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:32,058 every year, for the finale, 168 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:35,729 I put together a team of our brightest and our best. 169 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,998 The team that will be live with me 170 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:41,068 on site for our finale is... 171 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,938 [mimicking prolonged drum roll] 172 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:52,212 [continues mimicking drum roll] 173 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,448 This is how you do TV. 174 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:57,284 -Taylor! -Yes! 175 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,086 -Brian! -[cheers] 176 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:01,221 -Aiden. -Yes! 177 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:03,223 -Rafi! -Yeah! 178 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:05,325 -And of course, Greg. -[exhales excitedly] 179 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,729 Gotta have Greg. Everybody else... be better. 180 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:10,163 [paper crinkling] 181 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,432 See you on the ice. Meeting adjourned. 182 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,768 [men cheering] 183 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,571 [spirited music playing] 184 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:20,608 -Siri, start my treadmill. -Kelley, I need to talk to you. 185 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:22,743 Okay, I'm super busy, so make it quick please. 186 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,578 It's about your selections for live finale. 187 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,179 I think you're making a big mistake. 188 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,215 Pink or hot pink for the new girl? 189 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,584 -Nude. -She can't be naked. 190 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,953 No, no, it's a color. The color nude. 191 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:36,389 Do I have to do everyone's job around here?! 192 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:38,291 [Zoey sighs] 193 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,227 I would be such a valuable member of the team 194 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:42,530 because I've worked on the show longer than anyone. 195 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:45,465 -All the contestants trust me. -Mr. Kevyn, question from Legal. 196 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:48,068 Did we ever get permission to use Pontiac for the car? 197 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,270 We are the number one show on the network. 198 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:53,006 We don't ask Pontiac, we tell them. 199 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:55,207 In fact, tell Pontiac, if they don't like it, 200 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,345 they can kiss my tiny little nuts. 201 00:07:58,445 --> 00:07:59,713 You done or you still need me? 202 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,015 I have better ideas than any of the guys! 203 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,184 The proposal was my idea! 204 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,153 Look, Debbie, 205 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:08,889 if you don't like your job, I can get you a new one. 206 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:10,891 Submission tape duty. 207 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,492 Wait, no, no, that is not-- 208 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:15,563 Submission tape duty! 209 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:18,566 [elegant music playing] 210 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:21,434 Woo! LOVE: Fully Charged! 211 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:24,337 [sighs] 212 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,006 [Zoey] Not today, please. 213 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:29,543 -[ignition failing to start] -Please. 214 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:30,611 [sighs] 215 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,044 [fans yelling excitedly] 216 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:34,280 This is a closed set, I want to let you guys know. 217 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:37,017 I don't love that photo, to be honest. I'll sign this. 218 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:38,919 I do have to leave in about two seconds. 219 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,254 -But it's like the best picture! -All right. 220 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:44,290 [sighs] 221 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:45,759 [car beeps to mimic a wolf whistle] 222 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,294 Oh my God. 223 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:48,495 Need a ride? 224 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:51,231 [whimsical music playing] 225 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,767 Oh, come on, cheer up. 226 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,703 This is what happens when you still drive 227 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:58,371 your dad's PT Cruiser, from high school. 228 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,041 You're gonna need a new car, babe. 229 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:03,376 I'm fine. I like my car. 230 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:06,379 Isn't it crazy that I started as your intern, 231 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:09,116 and now like, we're... like, I'm like... 232 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,418 like a little above... like it's crazy. 233 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:14,588 What's crazy is that Kelley lets you take home the show car 234 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,089 but I can't even get him to look at me. 235 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,626 That's because Kelley is obsessed with me. 236 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:19,827 It would be like gross 237 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,561 if it didn't come with some perks. 238 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:22,996 I just think about all the things 239 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,698 I dreamed about in high school, 240 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,466 and now I'm here, and it's like, 241 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,068 is this it, is this the dream? 242 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:31,338 It's really gross how often you talk about high school. 243 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,674 [soft music playing] 244 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:36,309 No, but seriously, just break the rules. 245 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,411 There are two types of people, right? 246 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,147 Sharks and minnows. 247 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,183 I'm obviously a shark, 248 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:44,852 and you're-you're a minnow. 249 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:45,886 I'm not a minnow. 250 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:47,988 Okay, then prove it. 251 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,891 If you want Kelley's attention, just do what I did. 252 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,392 What did you do? 253 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:55,295 I solicited him for nudes and then I blackmailed him. 254 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:59,432 [laughing] 255 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:00,768 I'm joking! 256 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,670 You're crazy! 257 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:06,874 Um, no, I applied for the job. 258 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,044 If it makes you feel better, 259 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,546 I really thought the promotion was yours. 260 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,448 You deserve it more than anyone, 261 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,117 including me. 262 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,119 I make way too much money. 263 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,121 -You wanna go to sushi? -[ding] 264 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,956 Take me to SUGARFISH. 265 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,958 [male voice] Taking you to SUGARFISH. 266 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,559 -[Zoey] Archer! -[cars honking] 267 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,028 It's totally fine. 268 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,930 This drives itself, we can just relax. 269 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,231 Sit back, relax. 270 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,966 [male voice] Door closing. 271 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,068 [soft music playing] 272 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,671 [car beeps to mimic a wolf whistle] 273 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,614 [keys jingling] 274 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,955 [phone ringing] 275 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,396 -Hey! -Hi! 276 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,999 -Did you get it? -The promotion? No. 277 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:09,402 Sexism is still alive and well in Hollywood, baby! 278 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,738 What?! 279 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,005 Those idiots. 280 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,407 But no, the package, I meant the package, 281 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,176 Oh, uh, yeah. 282 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,245 -Five minutes, Ms. Pensky. -Thank you. 283 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,580 You in London? I thought your keynote wasn't 'til next week. 284 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,249 We're pre-taping it for the product launch. 285 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,017 Open it. I only have a few minutes. 286 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:28,255 The new TekMate?! These aren't even out yet! 287 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,290 I guess it pays to know the inventor! 288 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,425 Don't you want to turn it on? 289 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,493 [whirring] 290 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,595 Wow, the unbreakable see-through phone. 291 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,865 It's even better in person! 292 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,399 [laughs] Oh my God. 293 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,969 Did I tell you that I got proposed to the other night 294 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,037 on a second date? 295 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,505 It's like the second we turn 30, 296 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,275 everybody just becomes obsessed with... 297 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,344 "Will you be my maid..." 298 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,512 Wait, what is... 299 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:53,747 No. 300 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:54,915 Shut up! 301 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,683 Quinn and Logan are getting married! 302 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:58,185 -[shushing] -Sorry. 303 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,354 He met me in London and surprised me with a trip 304 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,456 to the Netherlands. He even chartered a plane, 305 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,893 which is so environmentally irresponsible, but... 306 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,694 -Of course he did! -Of course he did! 307 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,029 So, I just called Michael, 308 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,898 and he is obsessed with being the officiant. 309 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:14,501 And I got off the phone with Chase, and he is freaking out! 310 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:17,004 Oh. Hi-hi, Zoey! 311 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,171 So you heard. 312 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,473 -She finally said yes! -Hey, Logan! 313 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,376 And it only took you 50 times. Congrats! 314 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,879 Okay, so I know it's almost like too soon, 315 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,815 but the wedding has to be August 26th. 316 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,582 Long story short, product launch, 317 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,919 it's the only time I'm free for the next two years. 318 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,855 And I don't know what I'd do without my best friend there. 319 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,289 So what do you say? 320 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,394 You know, I thought I was gonna have to work, 321 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,263 but looks like I'm totally free! 322 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:46,699 Thank you. Hey, you wanna get me a water before I go on? 323 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,568 Anything for my fiancee. 324 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,005 Zo, you know it's gonna be fine, right? 325 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,241 Chase is gonna be there. It's gonna be fine. 326 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,343 More than fine, it's gonna be fun. 327 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,278 No one gets to see you anymore except me. 328 00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,913 It'll be the reunion we all need. 329 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,181 I gotta go, love you. 330 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,850 [announcer] Please welcome inventor 331 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,751 Quinn Pensky. 332 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:07,554 [applause] 333 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,122 [phone beeps] 334 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:13,927 I need another drink. 335 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,128 * You used to know me... * 336 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,330 "No one sees you anymore." 337 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,966 [sighs] I see people. 338 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,600 Just because I haven't seen them in a while 339 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,235 doesn't mean we aren't friends, right? 340 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,237 I have a lot of friends, see a lot of people. 341 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,306 Even if I had the option, I'm too busy. 342 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,975 I'm really busy all the time. 343 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:32,145 * I used to be your angel, now I'm walking out your door * 344 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,047 * You say I'm turnin' evil * 345 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,083 * I'll say I'm finally pure * 346 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,185 * Shine bright in my reflection * 347 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,353 * Think I lost myself before * 348 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:43,256 * Held me back, tied me up inside a cage * 349 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,492 * Had to change my life * 350 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:48,128 * 'Cause I knew you'd stay the same * 351 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,764 * Couldn't see you were standing in my way * 352 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,467 * I can see clearly now, now, now * 353 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,104 * You used to know me, now you don't * 354 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:02,242 * You used to hypnotize me, did it so easy * 355 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,045 * You used to know me, now you don't * 356 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,980 Of course I had questions. 357 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,216 Who snuck into Sunday school? 358 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,051 Who stole the Subaru? 359 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,021 And who stabbed Sarabella Samson? 360 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:19,326 I'm Stacey Dillsen, and this is My Favorite Slaughters. 361 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:25,098 * I'm like a flower blooming since I left you behind * 362 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,034 * Don't know what I was doing * 363 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,436 -Woo! -Make a wish! 364 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,573 * Knew you were turning evil, you said I lost my mind * 365 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:37,144 * No, you ain't gonna do me like that * 366 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:40,813 * Held me back, tied me up inside a cage * 367 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,615 * Had to change my life * 368 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,518 * 'Cause I knew you'd stay the same... * 369 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,887 [laughter] 370 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,622 Is there shellfish in this? 371 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,924 [all shouting] 372 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:52,926 No shellfish! 373 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,394 * Now you don't * 374 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:59,299 * You used to hypnotize me, did it so easy * 375 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:02,502 * You used to know me, now you don't * 376 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,304 [yawns] 377 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:19,119 * Don't go through your camera roll * 378 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,055 * So much you don't know * 379 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,825 * That you've forgotten * 380 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,194 * What a trip * 381 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,629 * The way you can flip * 382 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,465 * Through all the good parts of it * 383 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:36,303 * I shouldn't have done it * 384 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:39,039 * Chronological order * 385 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,408 * And nothing but torture * 386 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,443 * Scroll too far back... * 387 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,445 [Zoey] 388 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,482 * I don't want to see 'em * 389 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,085 * But I can't delete 'em... * 390 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,887 What's goin' on? Yeah, give it to me. 391 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,225 Psh! Nice work. Yeah? Okay, here we go. 392 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,228 Oh, yeah. You're good at that. 393 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,796 Oh, yeah, you wanna fistbump? Let's go. All right. 394 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,469 * All the best * 395 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,772 [Zoey] 396 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,613 Chase, I'm really sorry about Hawaii. 397 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,583 But we were kids. Can we talk? 398 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,055 [Zoey] 399 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,557 Oh, no, no, no, no. 400 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,928 Oh, no. Oh... 401 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,771 [dings] 402 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,610 [electricity buzzing] 403 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,080 [Archer] You're watching LOVE: Fully Charged. 404 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,315 No peeking. No peeking. No peeking. 405 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,983 Okay, hang on. Hang on. 406 00:16:57,084 --> 00:17:00,187 You ready? Three, two, one. 407 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,389 -Ta-da! -[all cheer] 408 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:06,193 Jordan B., what's going on? Did you do all this? 409 00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:07,560 No. 410 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:10,463 I mean, yes. 411 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,566 Jordyn J., I know it's only our second date, 412 00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:15,867 but there's something I want to ask you. 413 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,337 Oh, my God. 414 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:18,905 Oh my God! 415 00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:21,708 Yeah? 416 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:23,976 -[music ends] -[nearby chatter] 417 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,545 Um... 418 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,314 Yes? 419 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,082 Um... 420 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:30,583 Um... 421 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,051 [Kelley] What is wrong with him? 422 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,253 [Jordan B.] Um... 423 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,487 Greg, what is wrong with him? 424 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,123 I don't know. He's never like this. 425 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:39,992 Yo, I'm so sorry, but before I do this, can I talk to Zoey? 426 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,794 Who the hell is Zoey? 427 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,163 Ah! 428 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,966 [inhales and exhales slowly] 429 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,437 Zoey, you embarrassed me. 430 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,805 The network loved Greg's idea of the proposal, 431 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,941 and then Jordan B. goes on one knee and is like, 432 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:58,745 "Uh, I need Zoey. Where's Zoey? Zoey, where's Zoey?" 433 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,682 Well, where were you, Zoey? 434 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,218 You put me on submission tape duty. 435 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,887 You are not here to answer. 436 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,956 You are here to listen. 437 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:13,393 I do not like Jordan B. 438 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,428 He acts like a baby. 439 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,797 But America disagrees. 440 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,199 It's probably the hair. 441 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,967 And if my prediction is right, 442 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,069 he's gonna go to the finals. 443 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,639 And when he does, I need you... 444 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,641 to be... 445 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,477 his mommy. 446 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,212 Mommy? 447 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,880 -Yes. -[joints creak] 448 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:35,815 [yelps] 449 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,288 When he is "hungy," you will feed him. 450 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:44,891 When he is crabby, you will check his diapey. 451 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,559 And when we go live, 452 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:50,697 you will be in his ears telling him exactly what to say, 453 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:55,368 because I will not be embarrassed again. 454 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,370 Does this mean I'm on the live team? 455 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,439 -Yeah, fine, on the live team. -Yes! 456 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,841 Oh, God. 457 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:07,347 No, uh, wait, I cannot tell you how long I waited to do this, 458 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:08,948 but I don't know if I can accept 459 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,218 because it is the same weekend as my best friend's wedding-- 460 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,852 I was not asking, okay? 461 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,722 Whatever your plans are, cancel, okay? 462 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:16,923 You're busy. 463 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,893 -Thank you. -Thank you so much. 464 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:23,930 [exhales] 465 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,031 One more. 466 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:27,500 [sighs] One for the one. Just a little one. 467 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,337 [groans] 468 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,572 [gentle music playing] 469 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,881 Quinn, it's me, your maid of honor. 470 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,517 I can't come to your wedding. 471 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,353 I know it's the most important day of your life, 472 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,820 but I have to work. 473 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,022 Oh, I hate this. 474 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,458 -Zoey! -[gasps] 475 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,192 -Hi! Oh! -Hi! 476 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,662 Oh, my God, I'm so glad you're here. 477 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,430 My family's already driving me nuts. 478 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,798 Bubbe says I'm too pale. 479 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,467 My mom thinks I should add a belt to the dress. 480 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,235 -And Logan's sister Lyric is-- -Quinn. 481 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,703 -Lyric. Hi. -I need to talk to you 482 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,137 -about your wedding present. -Right now? 483 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,239 Yes. 484 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,274 My gift is an original song. 485 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,475 That is so thoughtful. 486 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,243 That I will be performing 487 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,111 as you walk down the aisle. 488 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,349 Lyric is an up-and-coming singer/songwriter. 489 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,585 I specialize in EDM/deep house/country-folk. 490 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,020 -It's like a whole thing. -Lyric, about the gift-- 491 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,789 Shh. 492 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,792 [vocalizing individual notes] 493 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,263 Ooh, that's really good. 494 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,832 Uh, sorry, the melody just came to me. 495 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:38,538 I need to lay this down. Siri, open voice memos. 496 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,573 What I would give for the confidence 497 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,275 of a trust fund kid. 498 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,177 [sighs] Um, Quinn, 499 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,714 there is something I really need to talk to you about. 500 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,382 Ready, Miss Pensky? 501 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,717 Oh. 502 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,819 I'm sorry, I-- I gotta go. 503 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,021 -Talk later? Okay. -Yeah, okay. 504 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:56,823 Thank you. 505 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,161 -[sighs] -[Stacey] I hope she shows up. 506 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,297 [Camille] Zoey? The maid of honor? Why wouldn't she? 507 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,598 [Stacey] Because she never shows up. 508 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,066 And it's not like we don't invite her. 509 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,135 Now that you mention it, I worked with Quinn five years 510 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,471 -and I still haven't met her. -[Stacey] My theory is 511 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,272 I think she's still stuck on her ex, Chase. 512 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,875 -[Camille] The best man? -[Stacey] From high school. 513 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,877 It's sad. They were supposed to spend the summer 514 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,813 after senior year together in Hawaii, 515 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,114 but something must have happened, 516 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,883 because they broke up, and I don't think 517 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,452 she's had a relationship since. 518 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:26,919 [Camille] Oh, no. Poor thing. 519 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,055 And if she does show, it's going to be uncomfortable, 520 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:31,658 because I don't think she knows Chase has a girlfriend. 521 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,293 A serious one. We had dinner with them in Baltimore 522 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,095 when I was touring for my pod. 523 00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,229 She's a teacher too. 524 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,565 They're so cute together. 525 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,199 [exclaiming] 526 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,435 -Oh, my goodness. -Zoey? 527 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:45,171 -Are you okay? -I'm good. I'm so good. 528 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,108 Your maid of honor has arrived! 529 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,977 -Hey! -Hi! 530 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,413 It looks like you could use a little drink. 531 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:54,981 Thank you. 532 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,850 [gulping loudly] 533 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,253 [sighs] 534 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:02,622 [laughs] 535 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,191 Miss Pensky, you look beautiful! 536 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,059 It is so good to see you, Zoey. 537 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,862 Oh, this is my mom, Quinn's grandma. 538 00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:12,131 Not grandma. Never grandma. 539 00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:13,232 Bubbe. 540 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,333 Nice to meet you. 541 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,768 Well, how's your family? 542 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,470 What is that little brother of yours up to? 543 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,406 Not so little anymore. 544 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,908 He has two kids and twins on the way, if you can believe it. 545 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,243 You all need to stop growing up. 546 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,112 -Mm-hmm. -Zoey! 547 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,315 -It's been so long! -Hi, Stacey! 548 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,083 [Zoey laughs] 549 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,885 And you must be Camille. 550 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:35,054 Yes, it's so nice to finally meet you. 551 00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:37,924 We were just wondering whether or not you were gonna make it. 552 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,760 I know. I'm late, but I was at my boyfriend's house. 553 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,395 Lost track of time. 554 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,397 Boyfriend? Since when? 555 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:45,765 It's recent, but enough about me. 556 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,300 Now, don't make us wait until the wedding, Zoey. 557 00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:49,702 Come on, give us the deets. 558 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:51,003 Yeah, yeah. What's his name? 559 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:54,741 Uh, his... his name is, um... 560 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,375 um... 561 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:57,477 Hemsworth. 562 00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:59,211 Hugo Hemsworth. 563 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,514 Hemsworth? Is he Australian? 564 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:02,815 Yeah. 565 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,885 Like Liam and Chris Hemsworth? 566 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:07,954 They're distant cousins. 567 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,722 -Oh! What does he do? -What? 568 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:12,425 He is a doctor. 569 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:13,893 Surgeon, actually. 570 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:16,095 -[Stacey] Wow! -[Camille] Dr. Hemsworth. 571 00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:17,163 She's ready. 572 00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:18,431 Oh, thank God. 573 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,101 [tender music playing] 574 00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:23,736 [all gasp] 575 00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,040 She looks great. 576 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,112 You look amazing. 577 00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:39,418 How do you feel? 578 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,221 Like I'd rather be getting married in a lab coat. 579 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:44,857 It's perfect. You're perfect. 580 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,493 You're a little pale. 581 00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:48,260 Could use a belt. 582 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,962 [excited chatter] 583 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:54,166 -I'll see you soon. -All right. Bye! 584 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,302 -Uh, hey, where's your car? -Oh, it's in the shop. 585 00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:58,738 -Oh. Do you need a ride? -That's so sweet, 586 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,139 but my boyfriend's picking me up. 587 00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:03,142 -Wha-what? -Actually, his car is. 588 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:05,077 It drives itself. 589 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:06,779 Self-driving? 590 00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:08,414 -Fancy! -Yes. 591 00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:09,682 [laughs] 592 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,985 Uh, excuse me? Boyfriend? What did I miss? 593 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,386 Is this what you wanted to talk about? 594 00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:16,455 Oh my God, are you bringing him to the wedding? 595 00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:17,657 -This is huge! -No, no, no. 596 00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:19,191 It's way too late to add a plus-one. 597 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,328 No, it's not. I'm literally texting our wedding planner. 598 00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:25,331 Which reminds me, would you mind going to Santa Barbara? 599 00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:27,767 Logan is getting the rings resized at some fancy place, 600 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:30,169 and there is no one I trust more than you. 601 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:31,671 Do you mind? 602 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,774 -I don't mind. I'll do it. -Thank you. 603 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:36,543 Oh! I love you. 604 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,511 -Mwah. -Love you. Bye! 605 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,482 [Zoey] And that's when I knew I had to do both: 606 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:45,284 the wedding and the finale. 607 00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:48,120 * Used to be a baby, used to be a lady * 608 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:51,223 * Thought you were the perfect lover... * 609 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,526 [Zoey] If I was going to pull this off, 610 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:54,994 I needed three things: 611 00:24:55,094 --> 00:24:57,697 A boyfriend, a car, and a plan. 612 00:24:58,297 --> 00:24:59,932 The wedding is happening at 4:00 p.m. 613 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:01,868 at Logan's family estate in Malibu. 614 00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:04,103 The live finale is happening at 5:00 p.m. 615 00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:05,605 at the LOVE: Fully Charged stage, 616 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:07,674 just 2.3 miles up the road. 617 00:25:07,774 --> 00:25:09,075 By the time I'm needed on set, 618 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:11,043 the wedding reception will be in full swing. 619 00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:12,378 I'll slip away to work the finale, 620 00:25:12,478 --> 00:25:14,446 and be back before anyone notices I'm gone. 621 00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:15,782 It's foolproof. 622 00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:17,717 Next, I needed a car. 623 00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:19,018 A self-driving car. 624 00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:20,519 Securing the keys was easy. 625 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:23,122 Kelley lets Archer take the LUV-6 whenever he wants, 626 00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:24,891 and he was happy to hand them over. 627 00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:26,559 [Archer] Wait, you're taking the car? 628 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,227 Zoey, get back here! 629 00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:30,196 What? Ugh! 630 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:32,231 * Time to walk * 631 00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:33,666 Ugh, thank God. 632 00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:35,267 [slurps] 633 00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:38,370 The student has become the master. 634 00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:41,007 [Zoey] Now, all I needed was a date. 635 00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:43,475 But where I was supposed to find a hotshot 636 00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:46,613 Australian ER surgeon whose name was Hugo Hemsworth? 637 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,514 Yo, what's up? My name is Dragon. 638 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:49,982 My real name is Vantarius, 639 00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:51,818 but I'm a really big Game of Thrones fan, 640 00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:54,286 so I legally changed my name when I turned 18. 641 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,656 [grunts] 642 00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:58,991 Come on, who can say no to this? 643 00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:02,595 My name's Spencer, and I know what women want. 644 00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:05,698 [Zoey] He probably didn't exist. 645 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:08,067 What I needed was an actor. 646 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,870 Hello, my name is Todd E. Schupert. 647 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,171 I'm 28 years old. 648 00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:13,539 I'm an actor from Burbank, California. 649 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,709 I can also do accents. I can do Australian. 650 00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:19,511 [in Australian accent] I just came out from Bondi Beach. 651 00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:21,213 G'day, how are ya? 652 00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:23,282 [Zoey] And that's where you come in. 653 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,051 Looking at your résumé, 654 00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:27,153 I can see that you have years of training, 655 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,321 dozens of student films under your belt. 656 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,757 BFA in Acting. 657 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:34,694 Oh, and a minor in Early Childhood Development. 658 00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:36,262 -Cool. -No, no, no. 659 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:39,498 I manny for family on the side. 660 00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:42,201 Okay, I can quit if you need. 661 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:45,604 No major TV shows or movies. That's great. 662 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:48,007 Okay, so, sorry, what does this have to do 663 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:50,977 with me getting on LOVE: Fully Charged ? 664 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:53,312 Todd, I'm not here to talk to you 665 00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:55,247 about being on LOVE: Fully Charged. 666 00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:59,285 I saw your submission tape, 667 00:26:59,385 --> 00:27:01,888 and I used my position of power to get you here. 668 00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:04,556 That was wrong, and I'm sorry about that. 669 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,559 Okay, so why am I here? 670 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:08,961 I need a favor. 671 00:27:09,495 --> 00:27:12,531 I need someone to play my boyfriend 672 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,566 at my best friend's wedding next weekend. 673 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,803 I need them to fully commit 674 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:19,505 the way only a real actor can. 675 00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:25,912 Okay. So, like, method. 676 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,548 Sure. Yeah. 677 00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:34,353 -[sighs] -I... 678 00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:36,188 I don't know why I thought this was a good idea. 679 00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:37,990 Forget I asked. I am sorry. 680 00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,526 No, no, no. Okay, if I do this, 681 00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:42,128 can you get me on the show? 682 00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:45,564 I mean, I can certainly try. 683 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:49,168 That's good enough for me. 684 00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:50,703 * You and me are through, though * 685 00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:52,071 * Watch me hit it solo * 686 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,774 * I'm gonna do it a cappella, yeah * 687 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:56,408 [Zoey] Is this completely insane? 688 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,545 Which part, hiring a super-hot actor to play your boyfriend 689 00:27:59,645 --> 00:28:01,513 at your best friend's wedding, or agreeing to be at work 690 00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:03,682 the same weekend as your best friend's wedding? 691 00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:05,084 The boyfriend part. 692 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:06,753 Convincing your friends you have a hot boyfriend 693 00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:09,722 is the least of your concerns if he doesn't watch the road. 694 00:28:09,822 --> 00:28:10,990 Does he know what he's doing? 695 00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:12,524 [Zoey] The car drives itself, 696 00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:15,094 and it performed very well during the safety testing phase. 697 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,429 It ran over six crash dummies. 698 00:28:18,564 --> 00:28:20,332 Um, hello? Arch? 699 00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:23,402 I'm losing you driving through the canyon. 700 00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:24,603 Bad service. 701 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,873 The car will be back before the show goes live. 702 00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:28,207 Okay, bye! 703 00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:31,110 It's the red button, Zoey. 704 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,679 Big red button. Center. Yeah, right there. End-- 705 00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:38,484 Uh, what are you reading? 706 00:28:38,584 --> 00:28:41,988 Oh, there are five steps to creating the perfect character. 707 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:45,224 The who, the what, the when, the where, and the why. 708 00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:47,726 I have the first four, right? So who: 709 00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:49,862 Hugo Boss Hemsworth. 710 00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:53,199 What: he is a celebrated ER surgeon 711 00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:55,701 who is madly in love with Zoey Brooks. 712 00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:57,169 When: present day. 713 00:28:57,269 --> 00:28:59,772 Where: born in Melbourne. 714 00:28:59,872 --> 00:29:01,707 Raised in West Philly. 715 00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:04,643 You really took some liberties there. 716 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,345 I just can't crack the why. 717 00:29:06,445 --> 00:29:09,515 You know, my interpretation is that he's being used 718 00:29:09,615 --> 00:29:12,251 as a tool to make your ex-boyfriend jealous. 719 00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:13,685 -Is that right? -Jealous? 720 00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:15,754 No, no, no, absolutely not. 721 00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:17,489 That would be immature. 722 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:20,459 I just want to show him and everyone 723 00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:23,963 that I am a very successful, well-rounded adult 724 00:29:24,063 --> 00:29:28,267 who's moved on and is doing better than him. 725 00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:29,501 Copy. 726 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:35,341 J-E-A-lous. 727 00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:40,679 [classical music playing] 728 00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:53,960 Hi. Oh, thank you so much for coming. Great tie. 729 00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:55,361 -Thanks. -See you out there. 730 00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:56,963 I don't know what to tell you, Chauncy, 731 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:58,530 he's just not shucking fast enough. 732 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:01,067 Get me another shucker. No, no, no, get me two. 733 00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:03,269 The people need oysters. 734 00:30:03,669 --> 00:30:05,171 I got eyes on the bride. 735 00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:09,741 Hi. There you are. 736 00:30:10,209 --> 00:30:12,111 -I've been looking for you. -I'm sorry, babe. 737 00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:13,512 I've been putting out fires left and right. 738 00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:15,047 Isn't that what the wedding planner's for? 739 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,449 -Yeah, I fired her. -You what? 740 00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:19,551 Look, she just-- She wasn't executing the vision. 741 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:20,953 I thought this weekend was supposed to be 742 00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,088 relaxed and intimate. 743 00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:24,456 250 people is intimate, babe. 744 00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:26,225 Do you know how many people I didn't invite? 745 00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:28,861 -It's just all a little much. -A little much? 746 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,262 We got two life-sized cakes 747 00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:31,898 of the bride and groom to drop off. 748 00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:33,732 Yeah. Right there is fine. 749 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,001 -Wow. -Look, Quinn, 750 00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:37,636 this is our wedding weekend, all right? 751 00:30:37,736 --> 00:30:39,205 You work so hard, 752 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:41,307 you deserve more than a little much. 753 00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:43,375 You deserve the most much. 754 00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:44,944 I just want to give that to you. 755 00:30:45,044 --> 00:30:46,545 I know you do. 756 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:49,181 -Quinn! Logan! -Michael. 757 00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:50,282 You look amazing! 758 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:52,151 -No, no, no! -These are cakes! 759 00:30:52,251 --> 00:30:54,086 Oh, wait, what? This is a cake? 760 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:55,487 -Yes. -Damn! 761 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,756 Could somebody get these human cakes out of here, 762 00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,058 before I melt? 763 00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:01,060 -Oh! -So good to see you. 764 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,828 -I'm so happy you're here. -Buddy. 765 00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:04,496 [grunting] 766 00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:07,466 Oh, man, I'm so excited that this is finally happening. 767 00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:09,101 My two best friends are getting married? 768 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:11,037 Taking the plunge, and I get to plunge them? 769 00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:13,739 [sighs] This is truly an honor. Honestly. 770 00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:15,274 Oh, speaking of the ceremony, 771 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,309 I want to go over what I have so far. 772 00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:18,744 I got, like, five drafts. 773 00:31:18,844 --> 00:31:20,646 I've been writing, all right? [clears throat] 774 00:31:20,746 --> 00:31:22,214 "Dearly beloved..." 775 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:26,752 [Zoey] Here we go, Todd. 776 00:31:26,852 --> 00:31:28,520 [in Australian accent] Mind calling me Hugo? 777 00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:30,422 It just helps me stay in character. 778 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,891 Now please, let me take my moment before. 779 00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:35,394 [sighs] 780 00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:38,297 Todd. 781 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:42,134 "We're gathered here to get through this thing called life." 782 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:43,535 What's up with that car? 783 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:46,905 -Todd. -I don't know anyone named Todd. 784 00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:48,740 -That car. The car! -Oh, my God. 785 00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:50,876 Look out! 786 00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:52,478 [screams] 787 00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:55,114 [tires squeal] 788 00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:56,615 -[screaming] -Oh! 789 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,719 -Oh, my God! -[male voice] Doors opening. 790 00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:02,854 -I thought that was... -You good? Everybody good? 791 00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:04,790 [heavy rock music playing] 792 00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:12,431 What's up? 793 00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:14,666 What's up? 794 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,635 You almost hit us with your car! 795 00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:19,371 It's called making an entrance, Logan. 796 00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:22,841 All right. I'll accept that. 797 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,277 That's a pretty good entrance. I mean, damn! 798 00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:28,114 -What's up, Zoey? -Michael, it's been too long. 799 00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:30,849 Yeah, no shit, we live in the same city and we barely see you. 800 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:33,119 -What's up with that? -'Cause she's too busy 801 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:34,553 putting up with my ass. 802 00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:36,022 Apologies for my appearance. 803 00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,457 I had to come straight from surgery. 804 00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,092 -Surgery? -This is Hugo. 805 00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:42,394 -Hugo, this is... -Quinn and Logan! 806 00:32:42,494 --> 00:32:44,063 The bride and the groom. 807 00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:45,364 Of course I know who you are. 808 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,166 Zoey's told me so much about you. 809 00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:48,434 -[Logan] Love your car. -Thank you. 810 00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:49,935 And you must be Michael? 811 00:32:50,036 --> 00:32:52,504 Yes. The officiant, Michael. 812 00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:54,073 -Pardon? -The officiant. 813 00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:57,476 You know, you said their titles, you know, bride and groom, 814 00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:59,845 but I'm Michael, the officiant. 815 00:32:59,945 --> 00:33:01,747 -Okay. -Yeah. 816 00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:04,183 -That's awesome. -Yeah, it is awesome. 817 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:05,984 It's an honor, actually. 818 00:33:06,085 --> 00:33:07,619 Yeah. Yeah. 819 00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:11,257 Um, hon, I'm gonna go put the bags in our room. 820 00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:13,092 Quinn, could you point me in the right direction? 821 00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:15,394 The wedding party is staying in the guest quarters upstairs. 822 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,496 Yeah, I'll show them up. Come on, Michael. 823 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:18,530 Thanks. 824 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,232 [Logan] Somebody clean up that glass. 825 00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:23,169 Okay, where did you find him? 826 00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:24,503 He's perfect. 827 00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:26,405 Tell me about it. [laughs] 828 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:27,539 So how are things going? 829 00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:30,042 Oh, uh... well, you'll see. 830 00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:31,977 [band playing swinging jazz] 831 00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:35,847 Welcome. Welcome, everyone. 832 00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:38,317 Cheers to Logan and Quinn. 833 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:39,685 [all] Cheers! 834 00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:41,720 I got that second shucker on site. 835 00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:44,990 All right, I'm taking him to you now. 836 00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:47,159 I said two trays. 837 00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:49,628 So then I'm thinking of closing with a joke. 838 00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:52,164 You know, since everyone will be sobbing at that point. 839 00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:53,965 -[snoring] -You gotta wake up. 840 00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:55,334 I'm trying to rehearse here. 841 00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:57,536 What a disgusting display of wealth. 842 00:33:57,636 --> 00:33:59,405 God, I hate rich people. 843 00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:01,640 Uh, don't you live here? 844 00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:03,775 [mumbling] 845 00:34:04,910 --> 00:34:07,045 It's journalism. The case I'm working on now 846 00:34:07,146 --> 00:34:08,380 is a real stumper. 847 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,350 They call him the Malibu Murderer. 848 00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:12,684 He's still at large. 849 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:15,687 -So you're a detective? -Podcast host. 850 00:34:15,786 --> 00:34:17,822 Logan! Quinn! 851 00:34:17,922 --> 00:34:21,427 Oh, look, I'm so glad you wore makeup 852 00:34:21,527 --> 00:34:23,594 Bubbe, that's a cake. 853 00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:26,665 -That's a cake? -Yeah. Come on. Come on. 854 00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:29,868 -Don't talk to that. -[exclaims] 855 00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:33,804 I see. This is big, even for Logan. 856 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:36,074 Yeah, I don't even know half these people here. 857 00:34:36,175 --> 00:34:37,409 Well, you know me, 858 00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:39,378 and I'm here for anything at all that you need, 859 00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:41,547 whether it's a refill or a rescue. 860 00:34:41,647 --> 00:34:43,315 Hey, babe? I really need you right now. 861 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:44,850 Aunt Carol and her bridge club want a photo. 862 00:34:44,949 --> 00:34:47,119 -Okay, I'll rescue you. -Like, now. 863 00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:48,954 -[sighs] -Save you in a bit. 864 00:34:51,657 --> 00:34:54,226 Sleeping arrangements aren't gonna be a problem. 865 00:34:54,326 --> 00:34:56,762 The rooms are huge. 866 00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:57,929 [laughs] 867 00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:01,099 I situated myself on the couch like a gentleman. 868 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,068 And didn't think to change. 869 00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:08,507 Zoey, I'm creating a character, okay? 870 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:09,741 -Mm-hmm. -I just... 871 00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:11,977 I need you to trust the work. 872 00:35:13,379 --> 00:35:15,981 Now, which one is the ex? 873 00:35:16,081 --> 00:35:17,883 I don't think he's here yet. 874 00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:21,019 Okay, good, I'm gonna go get us some drinks. 875 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,555 [jazz music continues] 876 00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:29,661 [music ends] 877 00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:32,731 [tender, poignant music playing] 878 00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:51,717 Oh! 879 00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:52,818 [gasps] 880 00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:54,186 Chase. 881 00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:55,521 Here. 882 00:35:56,054 --> 00:35:57,189 [sighs] 883 00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:00,592 [Chase] Uh... 884 00:36:01,293 --> 00:36:02,528 Hi. 885 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,463 Hi. 886 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:05,997 Hi! 887 00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:07,533 [Chase] Oh, um... 888 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:10,536 this is my girlfriend, Danielle. 889 00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:12,604 -Hi. -So excited to be here. 890 00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,105 It's like a dream, meeting everyone 891 00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:16,141 Chase keeps talking about from high school. 892 00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:17,343 Nice to meet you. I'm-- 893 00:36:17,443 --> 00:36:19,211 Ah. Let me guess. 894 00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:20,746 Dana. 895 00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:22,047 Lola? 896 00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:23,882 -Coco? -Zoey. I'm Zoey. 897 00:36:23,982 --> 00:36:26,585 Chase, I don't remember you mentioning a Zoey. 898 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:29,154 Yeah, well, must have slipped my mind. 899 00:36:29,255 --> 00:36:30,722 [Danielle] Ah, sorry. 900 00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:33,725 Vodka martini, slightly dirty. 901 00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:35,961 Mm, just like you, cowgirl. 902 00:36:36,061 --> 00:36:37,329 [Zoey giggles] 903 00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:39,998 Hi, I'm Hugo Hemsworth, Zoey's boyf. 904 00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:43,168 Oh! Boyf. Wow, that's a strong grip. 905 00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:44,936 -And jawline. -Thank you. 906 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:48,039 I... [splutters] am Chase. Chase. 907 00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:49,808 [Danielle] Danielle. 908 00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:51,410 -Hi, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 909 00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:52,644 [cell phone chimes] 910 00:36:52,744 --> 00:36:54,580 -Hang on one second. -Yes, babe, sure. 911 00:36:57,683 --> 00:36:59,485 Um, I have to take this. 912 00:36:59,585 --> 00:37:01,820 -So nice to meet you, Danielle. -Likewise. 913 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,622 Chase, I had something I wanted to tell you, 914 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:06,091 but must have slipped my mind. See you. 915 00:37:07,092 --> 00:37:08,226 [Todd] See you, sexy. 916 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:09,928 You'll have to excuse the scrubs. 917 00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:11,897 I had to come straight from surgery. 918 00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:13,632 -Surgery? -Wow. 919 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:14,833 We pulled a double. 920 00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:16,902 Heart and brain at the same time. 921 00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:18,437 That's amazing. 922 00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:20,672 ["good 4 u" by Olivia Rodrigo plays] 923 00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:22,474 [vocalizes] * Well, good for you * 924 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:24,209 * I guess you moved on really easily * 925 00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:26,945 * Found a new girl, and it only took a couple weeks * 926 00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:31,116 * Remember when you said you wanted to give me the world? * 927 00:37:31,216 --> 00:37:32,818 * World * 928 00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:34,286 * And good for you * 929 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:35,987 * I guess that you've been working on yourself * 930 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,556 * I guess that therapist I found for you * 931 00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:38,624 * She really helped * 932 00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:40,459 * Now you can be a better man * 933 00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:42,728 * For your brand-new girl * 934 00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:44,463 [Zoey] Sorry, I was getting the car detailed. 935 00:37:44,563 --> 00:37:45,964 -Please! -Oh, the shoes. 936 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:47,766 Then take them off. Take them off. 937 00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:48,967 -Greg. -Okay, here. 938 00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:50,502 Leave her shoes-- Leave them there! 939 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:51,637 Okay. 940 00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:53,305 Oh, sorry. Okay, okay. 941 00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:55,941 Perhaps you'd care to explain... 942 00:37:57,343 --> 00:37:58,610 -this. -[Zoey gasps] 943 00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,779 The thing I love most about Jordyn J. 944 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:04,115 is probably her boobs. 945 00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:07,185 Oh, my God. The hair... 946 00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:11,022 looks so... 947 00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:13,392 good. 948 00:38:13,492 --> 00:38:15,461 So you knew about this 949 00:38:15,561 --> 00:38:16,728 and you let it happen? 950 00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:19,765 Because the hair? That was it. 951 00:38:19,865 --> 00:38:21,333 That was all that he had. 952 00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:22,701 That's exactly why. 953 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:25,737 He wanted to show Jordyn J. and America 954 00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:28,374 that he's more than just his hair. 955 00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:30,141 Uh, he's a trendsetter. 956 00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:31,943 It's called strategy. 957 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:33,178 Is it? 958 00:38:33,278 --> 00:38:37,616 Kelley, being your first and only female producer, 959 00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:39,351 you just got to trust me on this. 960 00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:42,588 I know what our audience wants because I am our audience. 961 00:38:42,688 --> 00:38:46,992 And I love the hair. 962 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,496 For your own sake, 963 00:38:50,596 --> 00:38:53,599 I hope that you are right. 964 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:55,867 [Zoey] Okay. 965 00:38:56,635 --> 00:38:57,869 [Kelley] Zoey? 966 00:38:58,404 --> 00:38:59,671 Seriously. 967 00:39:00,305 --> 00:39:01,272 Hot dress. 968 00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:02,741 -Oh. -[Kelley] Yeah. 969 00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:04,643 Now I take you seriously. 970 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,845 Okay. Thanks. 971 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:08,179 Greg! 972 00:39:09,247 --> 00:39:10,582 Punch you in the face. 973 00:39:11,316 --> 00:39:14,219 [Todd] Just pumping away, trying to get a pulse. 974 00:39:14,319 --> 00:39:16,822 Seven-year-old kid swallowed a ping-pong ball. 975 00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:18,089 [gasps] 976 00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:20,492 -So sad. -Oh, my God. 977 00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:21,660 No, no, no. Don't worry. 978 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,061 He is fine. 979 00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:24,830 [all laugh] 980 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:27,298 Nobody has ever died on my table. 981 00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:28,333 Aw! 982 00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:30,201 Except maybe a couple times. 983 00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:32,203 [laughter] 984 00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:33,539 Who even is this guy? 985 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:35,774 Shh. He's so sweet. 986 00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:37,643 You know what? Enough about me. 987 00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:40,546 Stacey, I'm a huge fan of the pod. 988 00:39:40,646 --> 00:39:41,813 Total Slaughter-head. 989 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:43,415 -Oh! -[Todd] Yeah. 990 00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:45,451 Any updates on the Malibu Murderer? 991 00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:48,420 Oh. Um... you listen? 992 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,755 Ahem. I'm back. 993 00:39:49,855 --> 00:39:52,691 This is Mark, my field producer. 994 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:53,959 -Husband. -Uh-huh. 995 00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:55,827 But, yes, also field producer. 996 00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:57,262 Didn't you and Quinn used to...? 997 00:39:57,362 --> 00:39:58,797 Date. Yes. 998 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,599 Yeah, it was just a fling. 999 00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:02,100 But this, uh... 1000 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,570 -This is the real deal. -Excuse me. 1001 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,004 How was it with the witness? 1002 00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:08,406 -I got a description... -Yes, Mark. Great work. 1003 00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:09,541 ...of his hands. 1004 00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:11,009 Damn it, Mark, that's not enough. 1005 00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:11,943 But go on. 1006 00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:14,746 She said the hands were large. 1007 00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:17,549 That's it? 1008 00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:19,050 [Todd] Not guilty! 1009 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:20,486 [all laugh] 1010 00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:23,188 -[woman] They're enormous. -[Danielle] Oh, so funny! 1011 00:40:23,288 --> 00:40:26,257 [Zoey] Jordan B., why is your hair orange? 1012 00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,426 I thought I could fix it without anyone noticing. 1013 00:40:28,527 --> 00:40:30,128 Fix what? 1014 00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:34,099 I found a gray hair, okay? 1015 00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:35,400 You happy? 1016 00:40:35,501 --> 00:40:37,836 I can't have gray hair at 23. I'm supposed to be hot. 1017 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:40,105 You bleached your whole head because of one gray hair? 1018 00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:42,173 Then it kind of started falling out, so I had to cut it. 1019 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:44,510 I tried to find you first, but you weren't here. 1020 00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:45,944 I'm sorry. I know. 1021 00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:47,946 -It's just... -[cell phone chimes] 1022 00:40:48,714 --> 00:40:50,482 Hang on. One second. 1023 00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:54,085 Um... 1024 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,788 -I'm gonna have to leave again. -What? 1025 00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:59,491 If you need anything at all, you call me. 1026 00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:01,760 Not Kelley, okay? Me. 1027 00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:03,394 You're gonna be fine. 1028 00:41:07,432 --> 00:41:08,934 What was I saying? 1029 00:41:09,034 --> 00:41:10,468 Oh, yeah. Jordyn's boobs. 1030 00:41:11,336 --> 00:41:14,005 [funky, upbeat music playing] 1031 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:17,408 [breathing heavily] 1032 00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:21,246 Om... 1033 00:41:21,346 --> 00:41:22,480 * Cha cha * 1034 00:41:23,949 --> 00:41:26,184 * Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da * 1035 00:41:27,452 --> 00:41:28,520 [sighs] 1036 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:29,855 * If you wanna have some fun * 1037 00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:31,857 * Come with me I'll give you some * 1038 00:41:31,957 --> 00:41:33,759 * Get back, get back * 1039 00:41:33,859 --> 00:41:36,862 [Todd] So, in a way, I credit Zoey 1040 00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:38,630 for saving that little boy's life. 1041 00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,398 -[all] Aw! -[Todd] Yeah, she... 1042 00:41:41,132 --> 00:41:42,701 -[woman] So sweet. -[Todd] Oh, my God. 1043 00:41:42,801 --> 00:41:44,570 She inspires me to be a better surgeon. 1044 00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:47,138 -[all] Aw! -Wow. 1045 00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:49,575 Can you take a look at my feet? Because-- 1046 00:41:49,675 --> 00:41:50,742 [all yell] 1047 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,477 -Whoa! -What is that?! 1048 00:41:52,578 --> 00:41:53,879 [Mark] I'm sorry, it stinks. 1049 00:41:53,979 --> 00:41:55,647 [Michael] Don't smell it. Just fix it. 1050 00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:57,148 Quinn? 1051 00:41:57,783 --> 00:41:59,484 Quinn? 1052 00:41:59,585 --> 00:42:01,386 [cell phone vibrates] 1053 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:05,924 -Jordan B., what do you want? -[Jordan B.] Zoey. [cries] 1054 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:08,827 Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't cry. Don't cry. 1055 00:42:09,795 --> 00:42:11,162 It's gonna-- It's gonna be okay. 1056 00:42:11,697 --> 00:42:14,866 No! A neck tattoo will not fix what you did to your hair. 1057 00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:16,935 [Quinn] Who's getting a neck tattoo? 1058 00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:19,905 I-I have to go. 1059 00:42:20,772 --> 00:42:23,041 Quinn, I've been looking all over for you. 1060 00:42:23,141 --> 00:42:25,376 What are you doing in the bathtub? 1061 00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:26,978 I'm unclogging the drain. 1062 00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:29,347 Did you know clogged drains can lead to corrosion and flooding? 1063 00:42:29,815 --> 00:42:30,916 Oh no. 1064 00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:33,852 Okay, what's wrong? 1065 00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:38,690 I never dreamed of having a wedding. 1066 00:42:39,591 --> 00:42:41,827 But then I fell in love with someone who did. 1067 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:46,064 And I want to do this for him, but it's all a lot. 1068 00:42:46,632 --> 00:42:48,299 Does Logan know that? 1069 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,869 We've been together over a decade. You'd think so. 1070 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:52,771 But he's so totally absorbed, 1071 00:42:52,871 --> 00:42:54,239 it's like he's a different person. 1072 00:42:54,339 --> 00:42:56,642 I know he's dreamed of having an extravagant wedding, 1073 00:42:56,742 --> 00:42:58,409 and I'm trying to be sensitive to that. 1074 00:42:58,509 --> 00:43:01,747 But I'm not a rational function. My limits are not infinite. 1075 00:43:01,847 --> 00:43:03,581 If only humans could have vertical asymptotes, 1076 00:43:03,682 --> 00:43:04,916 you know what I'm saying? 1077 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:08,119 Not at all. 1078 00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:10,588 But I think I get the gist of it. 1079 00:43:11,757 --> 00:43:13,424 So why don't we just get out of here. 1080 00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:15,426 Leave my own party? 1081 00:43:15,526 --> 00:43:17,195 I don't think I'm allowed to do that. 1082 00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:19,564 You're the bride. You can do whatever you want. 1083 00:43:20,666 --> 00:43:22,033 Party's almost over. 1084 00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:23,201 Plus, there's a cake down there 1085 00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:25,036 that everyone thinks is you anyway. 1086 00:43:25,570 --> 00:43:26,604 [laughs] 1087 00:43:27,405 --> 00:43:30,141 -Where would we even go? -I have ideas. 1088 00:43:30,241 --> 00:43:32,410 -[muted club music playing] -Seriously? 1089 00:43:32,510 --> 00:43:33,745 A karaoke bar? 1090 00:43:33,845 --> 00:43:35,947 No, no, no, no. It's late. 1091 00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:37,749 The rehearsal's tomorrow. 1092 00:43:37,849 --> 00:43:40,185 -We gotta be rested. -[Quinn] Hey! 1093 00:43:40,752 --> 00:43:41,920 Look at me. 1094 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,388 I love you. 1095 00:43:44,389 --> 00:43:45,891 I love you too. 1096 00:43:45,991 --> 00:43:47,993 So stop thinking about the wedding for one second 1097 00:43:48,093 --> 00:43:50,428 and have some fun with me, okay? 1098 00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:52,630 [sighs] 1099 00:43:52,731 --> 00:43:53,799 Fine. 1100 00:43:53,899 --> 00:43:55,300 -Okay. All right. -[all] Yeah! 1101 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,568 But if Michael doesn't sing Limp Bizkit, I'm leaving. 1102 00:43:57,669 --> 00:44:00,338 Cool. Everyone's drinks are on Logan. Let's go inside. 1103 00:44:00,438 --> 00:44:02,607 -[all cheer] -Let's go. Come on, babe. 1104 00:44:02,708 --> 00:44:04,475 -[Michael] That's it, Logan. -[Stacey] Let's do this. 1105 00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:06,111 -You good? -I'm good. You good? 1106 00:44:06,211 --> 00:44:07,578 -Yeah. Great. -Good. 1107 00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:09,147 [Michael yelling] 1108 00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:12,617 [rock music playing] 1109 00:44:13,752 --> 00:44:15,486 * Chocolate stardust * 1110 00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:19,624 * Keep on rolling, baby * 1111 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:21,927 * Throw your hands up * 1112 00:44:22,027 --> 00:44:24,429 * Now move in, now move out, hands up, now hands down * 1113 00:44:24,529 --> 00:44:27,265 * Back up, back up, tell me what you gonna do now * 1114 00:44:27,365 --> 00:44:29,667 * Breathe in, now breathe out, hands up, now hands down * 1115 00:44:29,768 --> 00:44:32,203 * Back up, back up, tell me what you gonna do now * 1116 00:44:32,303 --> 00:44:34,472 * Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' * 1117 00:44:34,572 --> 00:44:37,075 * Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' * 1118 00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:39,610 * Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' * 1119 00:44:39,711 --> 00:44:40,879 * Keep rollin'... * 1120 00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:43,281 Yeah! This is my favorite! Rollin', rollin'! 1121 00:44:43,381 --> 00:44:44,816 * I know y'all be lovin this ish right here * 1122 00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:47,485 * L-I-M-P Bizkit is right here * 1123 00:44:47,585 --> 00:44:49,620 * Gonna F you up, shut the F up * 1124 00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:53,391 * And back the F up while we F this track up * 1125 00:44:53,491 --> 00:44:55,360 [inaudible] 1126 00:44:57,395 --> 00:44:59,130 * You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? * 1127 00:44:59,230 --> 00:45:00,665 * You can't mess with Limp Bizkit * 1128 00:45:00,766 --> 00:45:02,934 * 'Cause we get it on every day and every night * 1129 00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:04,635 Was he always that talented? 1130 00:45:04,736 --> 00:45:08,539 Yeah, but in school it was mostly sad flute music. 1131 00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:09,941 Oh, yes! 1132 00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:12,778 So you all went to high school together? 1133 00:45:12,878 --> 00:45:14,479 Yeah! PCA, baby! 1134 00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:16,481 So sad what happened. 1135 00:45:17,315 --> 00:45:20,852 We were the last class to attend Pacific Coast Academy. 1136 00:45:20,952 --> 00:45:23,855 The school closed down in 2009 1137 00:45:23,955 --> 00:45:27,525 when multiple parents complained about poor education standards, 1138 00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:30,295 leading the state to launch a formal investigation, 1139 00:45:30,395 --> 00:45:33,198 only to discover the school wasn't even accredited 1140 00:45:33,298 --> 00:45:35,633 and Dean Rivers was stealing students' tuition 1141 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,236 and blowing it at Morongo Casino and Resort. 1142 00:45:38,336 --> 00:45:40,605 Yeah, it wasn't even a real school. 1143 00:45:40,705 --> 00:45:43,174 The student loans were real! Ha! 1144 00:45:43,274 --> 00:45:45,710 [laughing] I have so much debt! 1145 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:49,915 * Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' * 1146 00:45:50,015 --> 00:45:51,582 * Rollin' * 1147 00:45:51,682 --> 00:45:53,451 -[all cheer] -Woo! 1148 00:45:54,552 --> 00:45:57,322 -Let's go! -Great job, buddy. Great job. 1149 00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:59,657 -Let's do it. -[Logan] That was awesome! 1150 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,692 [indistinct shouting] 1151 00:46:01,793 --> 00:46:04,830 I'm gonna hit the head. Does anybody need anything? 1152 00:46:04,930 --> 00:46:07,232 Chase? Maybe a water? 1153 00:46:07,332 --> 00:46:08,900 Yes. 1154 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,601 All right, I'll be right back. 1155 00:46:11,169 --> 00:46:13,504 -Consent to a kiss? -Granted. 1156 00:46:21,579 --> 00:46:24,916 All right, next up, we have Hugo Hemsworth 1157 00:46:25,016 --> 00:46:27,618 and Chase Matthews 1158 00:46:27,718 --> 00:46:28,786 singing a duet. 1159 00:46:28,887 --> 00:46:30,455 No, I'm all set. 1160 00:46:31,489 --> 00:46:33,925 Babe, you love karaoke. Go! 1161 00:46:34,025 --> 00:46:35,726 [cheers and applause] 1162 00:46:37,362 --> 00:46:40,298 [all chanting] Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase! 1163 00:46:40,932 --> 00:46:42,067 -Yes! -Woo! 1164 00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:43,568 [Stacey] Yes, Chase! 1165 00:46:43,668 --> 00:46:44,569 Go, Chase, go! 1166 00:46:44,669 --> 00:46:45,871 Hope you're cool with the high part. 1167 00:46:45,971 --> 00:46:46,938 Uh, what song are we even-- 1168 00:46:47,038 --> 00:46:50,675 * Now I've had * 1169 00:46:50,775 --> 00:46:53,244 * The time of my life * 1170 00:46:53,344 --> 00:46:56,347 * No, I never felt like this before * 1171 00:46:56,447 --> 00:46:58,216 Damn it, I love this song. 1172 00:46:58,316 --> 00:46:59,985 * Yes, I swear * 1173 00:47:00,085 --> 00:47:02,087 * It's the truth * 1174 00:47:02,187 --> 00:47:04,956 * And I owe it all to you * 1175 00:47:05,056 --> 00:47:08,459 * 'Cause I've had * 1176 00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:11,096 * The time of my life * 1177 00:47:11,196 --> 00:47:14,933 * And I owe it all to you * 1178 00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:17,302 -Yo, they're both... -Pretty good! 1179 00:47:17,402 --> 00:47:19,037 -Yeah. -Let's go, Chase! 1180 00:47:19,137 --> 00:47:20,471 Not bad. 1181 00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:22,473 Bet you didn't know I was a high tenor, did you? 1182 00:47:22,573 --> 00:47:24,442 * I've been waiting for so long * 1183 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:27,078 * Now I finally found someone * 1184 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:29,547 * To stand by me * 1185 00:47:31,116 --> 00:47:33,618 * We saw the writing on the wall * 1186 00:47:33,718 --> 00:47:37,889 * As we felt this magical fantasy * 1187 00:47:39,790 --> 00:47:42,393 * Now with passion in our eyes * 1188 00:47:42,493 --> 00:47:46,631 * There's no way we could disguise it secretly * 1189 00:47:49,267 --> 00:47:50,902 * So we take each others' hand * 1190 00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:56,474 * 'Cause we seem to understand the urgency * 1191 00:47:57,408 --> 00:47:59,710 [tender, upbeat music playing] 1192 00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:05,816 -Are they...? -Wasted? 1193 00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:07,518 One of them is. 1194 00:48:07,986 --> 00:48:10,388 * I've had * 1195 00:48:10,488 --> 00:48:12,690 * The time of my life * 1196 00:48:12,790 --> 00:48:17,162 * No, I never felt this way before * 1197 00:48:17,262 --> 00:48:19,364 * Yes, I swear * 1198 00:48:19,464 --> 00:48:22,200 * It's the truth * 1199 00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:26,437 * And I owe it all to you * 1200 00:48:26,537 --> 00:48:27,838 [cheering] 1201 00:48:27,939 --> 00:48:29,374 [Michael] See that bod? 1202 00:48:33,811 --> 00:48:35,113 Yes! 1203 00:48:35,213 --> 00:48:36,481 [Mark] Calm down. 1204 00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:49,194 [cheering] 1205 00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:51,196 Yes! 1206 00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:55,766 I can't dance like that. I can't dance like that. 1207 00:48:55,866 --> 00:48:57,935 No, come on! Come on! 1208 00:48:58,036 --> 00:48:59,704 Oh, whoa, whoa. Are you okay? 1209 00:48:59,804 --> 00:49:01,172 I am so sorry, dude. 1210 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:02,507 What is this? 1211 00:49:02,607 --> 00:49:04,175 What? I thought we were just having fun. 1212 00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:05,710 This is about Zoey, isn't it? 1213 00:49:05,810 --> 00:49:07,878 You're mad we dated so you're trying to make me jealous. 1214 00:49:07,979 --> 00:49:10,248 Well, that's not gonna work, Mr. Sexy Doctor Man, 1215 00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:12,250 because I don't care about Zoey anymore. 1216 00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:14,585 -What's happening? -Looks like they're fighting. 1217 00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:16,254 [inaudible] 1218 00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:18,556 Let's just chill out. 1219 00:49:18,656 --> 00:49:20,958 That's it. I'm over it! I'm over her! 1220 00:49:22,393 --> 00:49:24,795 -Well, doesn't sound like it. -What'd you say? 1221 00:49:24,895 --> 00:49:26,431 I just get the feeling 1222 00:49:26,531 --> 00:49:29,234 that maybe you're not actually over her. 1223 00:49:32,137 --> 00:49:33,571 -[screams] -[all gasp] 1224 00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:36,274 [all cheer] 1225 00:49:38,876 --> 00:49:40,445 [laughing] 1226 00:49:41,412 --> 00:49:43,281 You're getting a bit heavy. 1227 00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:46,484 -Ah! -[all gasp] 1228 00:49:48,919 --> 00:49:50,888 -[Mark] What? -Up! Up! 1229 00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:52,190 What is your problem? 1230 00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:55,293 Oh, boo-hoo! Time for rehearsal! 1231 00:49:55,393 --> 00:49:56,761 Out of bed! 1232 00:49:59,197 --> 00:50:01,032 Everybody outside in ten! 1233 00:50:01,132 --> 00:50:03,234 [Stacey] What is the matter with you? 1234 00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:05,803 [both continue shouting indistinctly] 1235 00:50:10,308 --> 00:50:12,610 Can't he leave me alone for one minute? 1236 00:50:12,710 --> 00:50:14,312 I'm so sick of babysitting this guy. 1237 00:50:14,412 --> 00:50:15,846 I cannot do this today. 1238 00:50:15,946 --> 00:50:16,981 [sighs] 1239 00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:23,054 -Todd. -Hmm? 1240 00:50:23,154 --> 00:50:24,522 Aren't you a manny? 1241 00:50:25,323 --> 00:50:27,458 It's a side gig, but yeah. 1242 00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:30,761 -Hmm? -No! 1243 00:50:31,196 --> 00:50:33,398 -[whimpers] -[sighs] 1244 00:50:33,498 --> 00:50:36,467 No. I'm your fake boyfriend. 1245 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:39,170 Fake hungover boyfriend. 1246 00:50:39,270 --> 00:50:40,871 I'm not your babysitter. 1247 00:50:41,472 --> 00:50:42,440 Please. Please. 1248 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:44,041 [Logan] Meet me in the chapel in ten! 1249 00:50:44,142 --> 00:50:46,844 I have to go be with my friends. I really need your help on this. 1250 00:50:46,944 --> 00:50:47,912 Please. 1251 00:50:48,012 --> 00:50:49,514 The villa is just right up the street. 1252 00:50:49,614 --> 00:50:51,882 You can go up there, distract him, have fun. 1253 00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:55,019 -Please, please, please? -Wait, so I get to go to set? 1254 00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:56,854 Yes. Thank you. 1255 00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:01,626 Oh, my God. Finally. 1256 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,395 [Logan] Places! Okay. 1257 00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:06,331 So we're gonna start with Michael 1258 00:51:06,431 --> 00:51:09,367 making an announcement to ask all the guests 1259 00:51:09,467 --> 00:51:11,769 to silence their phones. 1260 00:51:12,337 --> 00:51:13,604 Cue Michael. 1261 00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:16,006 [wheezes] 1262 00:51:16,507 --> 00:51:17,908 [Michael gasps weakly] 1263 00:51:20,178 --> 00:51:21,579 Cue Michael. 1264 00:51:22,513 --> 00:51:24,182 [wheezing] Silence your phone. 1265 00:51:24,282 --> 00:51:25,450 Bro, what is going on? 1266 00:51:25,550 --> 00:51:27,752 [Lyric] "I think I lost my voice." 1267 00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:30,087 How do you know what he's saying? 1268 00:51:30,188 --> 00:51:31,922 I'm really good at lip-reading. 1269 00:51:32,022 --> 00:51:33,224 From over there? 1270 00:51:33,324 --> 00:51:34,792 -Plus, I have 20/20 vision. -[Logan] Great. 1271 00:51:34,892 --> 00:51:37,495 So my officiant has lost his voice 1272 00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:39,497 the day before the wedding! 1273 00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:42,333 This is why we can't have fun. 1274 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,835 [Lyric] "Let me show you. Ready?" 1275 00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:47,538 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 1276 00:51:47,638 --> 00:51:50,107 to celebrate this thing called patriarchy. 1277 00:51:51,242 --> 00:51:52,577 Heard of it? 1278 00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:55,313 Which has been used for centuries to oppress women 1279 00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:56,881 by buying and selling them. 1280 00:51:56,981 --> 00:51:59,417 It's also kept the majority of wealth in the male minority. 1281 00:51:59,517 --> 00:52:00,851 [Logan] Okay, thank you, Lyric. 1282 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,788 Look, I'm sorry, buddy, but I gotta replace you. 1283 00:52:03,888 --> 00:52:05,856 -[Lyric] "Son of a--" -Fine. 1284 00:52:06,357 --> 00:52:07,925 -I'll do it. -What? 1285 00:52:08,025 --> 00:52:11,562 I have the number one murder podcast in the U.S. 1286 00:52:11,662 --> 00:52:13,398 People would literally kill 1287 00:52:13,498 --> 00:52:14,965 to have me officiate their wedding. 1288 00:52:15,065 --> 00:52:16,601 Yeah, you make a fair point. 1289 00:52:16,701 --> 00:52:18,002 But who's gonna walk me down the aisle? 1290 00:52:18,102 --> 00:52:21,239 -It's a straight line, babe. -Michael, obviously. 1291 00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:23,308 [Lyric] "Okay, sounds good." 1292 00:52:23,408 --> 00:52:24,742 [Logan] Let's try this again. 1293 00:52:24,842 --> 00:52:28,513 Stacey will ask everyone to silence their phones. 1294 00:52:28,613 --> 00:52:30,315 Get out of here, buddy. 1295 00:52:30,415 --> 00:52:32,683 -[clears throat] -Cue Stacey. 1296 00:52:33,918 --> 00:52:37,722 [in deep, booming voice] Silence your phones! 1297 00:52:38,856 --> 00:52:40,791 Just a little less creepy next time, okay? 1298 00:52:40,891 --> 00:52:43,461 Yeah, okay. Lyric's gonna sing us in. 1299 00:52:45,296 --> 00:52:46,964 Lyric! 1300 00:52:49,334 --> 00:52:50,535 [device chimes] 1301 00:52:50,635 --> 00:52:52,537 [vocalizes notes, stops] 1302 00:52:53,471 --> 00:52:55,440 [vocalizes notes, stops] 1303 00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:58,175 My AI gloves weren't programmed to deal with that reverb. 1304 00:52:58,276 --> 00:52:59,610 Did you hear the echo? 1305 00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:01,646 -[vocalizing] -[distorted audio] 1306 00:53:01,746 --> 00:53:03,514 All right, guys, get in places. 1307 00:53:03,614 --> 00:53:05,816 Michael, Mark, Camille and Jared, come on. 1308 00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:07,485 -Tighten up. -How's your nose? 1309 00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:08,886 How do you think? 1310 00:53:08,986 --> 00:53:11,356 Your boyfriend dropped me on my face on purpose. 1311 00:53:11,456 --> 00:53:13,358 He did not do it on purpose. 1312 00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:16,193 Zoey, he's very strong. His muscles are huge. 1313 00:53:16,294 --> 00:53:17,528 He definitely could have held me. 1314 00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:20,097 Classic Chase. Taking everything so personally. 1315 00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:21,832 He said he was sorry. 1316 00:53:23,401 --> 00:53:25,169 [Logan] All right, cue Camille and Jared. 1317 00:53:25,270 --> 00:53:27,738 Chase, I know it's awkward, but for the sake of our friends, 1318 00:53:27,838 --> 00:53:29,907 can't we at least just try to be friends? 1319 00:53:30,007 --> 00:53:31,108 [sighs] 1320 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:32,743 I'm sorry, but after everything that happened, 1321 00:53:32,843 --> 00:53:34,445 did you really think we were gonna be able 1322 00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:36,080 to just link arms and stroll off into the sunset? 1323 00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:39,216 All right, now Zoey and Chase will link arms and stroll. 1324 00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:41,085 Okay, the timing of that was unfair. 1325 00:53:41,185 --> 00:53:44,121 [Logan] They're linking. They're strolling. 1326 00:53:46,190 --> 00:53:47,758 You could look happy. 1327 00:53:48,659 --> 00:53:50,094 Okay, cue the bride. 1328 00:53:51,262 --> 00:53:53,831 [Chase] And, frankly, there is no amount of philanthropy 1329 00:53:53,931 --> 00:53:55,533 that will ever make up for those mistakes. 1330 00:53:55,633 --> 00:53:57,402 -[laughter] -Lastly, 1331 00:53:57,502 --> 00:53:58,936 Quinn, you have come up 1332 00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:01,572 with so many wonderful inventions over the years, 1333 00:54:01,672 --> 00:54:03,608 but I think that your most impressive yet 1334 00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:05,876 is actually the reinvention 1335 00:54:05,976 --> 00:54:08,112 of this guy right here, my best friend. 1336 00:54:08,212 --> 00:54:10,515 He's become an amazing man because of you. 1337 00:54:10,615 --> 00:54:12,883 And so I think I speak for all of us 1338 00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:15,520 when I say thank you very much, Quinn. 1339 00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:17,788 -[all laugh] -To Quinn and Logan. Everyone. 1340 00:54:17,888 --> 00:54:19,857 [all] To Quinn and Logan! 1341 00:54:19,957 --> 00:54:21,158 [glasses clink] 1342 00:54:23,461 --> 00:54:25,596 This is nice. Stace, isn't this nice? 1343 00:54:25,696 --> 00:54:27,197 Everyone together, celebrating? 1344 00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:30,968 Mm-hmm. Mark, tell me something. You're my field producer, right? 1345 00:54:31,068 --> 00:54:32,269 And husband. 1346 00:54:32,370 --> 00:54:34,505 Then why aren't you in the field? 1347 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,607 I thought we'd take the night off. 1348 00:54:36,707 --> 00:54:38,509 Can the women who are being murdered 1349 00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:39,977 take the night off, Mark? 1350 00:54:40,077 --> 00:54:41,111 But... 1351 00:54:42,246 --> 00:54:43,280 couldn't he be here? 1352 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:45,149 -What? -I'm just saying, 1353 00:54:45,249 --> 00:54:47,385 technically couldn't the Malibu Murderer 1354 00:54:47,752 --> 00:54:49,253 be at this wedding 1355 00:54:49,354 --> 00:54:50,755 in Malibu? 1356 00:54:52,256 --> 00:54:53,458 How dare you, Mark? 1357 00:54:53,558 --> 00:54:55,292 These are our closest and dearest friends. 1358 00:54:55,393 --> 00:54:57,762 -You're so right. -Why would there be a murderer 1359 00:54:57,862 --> 00:54:59,597 -at this wedding? -Just forget I said it. 1360 00:54:59,697 --> 00:55:00,998 Enjoy your fish. 1361 00:55:04,669 --> 00:55:06,303 -Where's Hugo? -Oh. 1362 00:55:06,404 --> 00:55:07,705 Um, uh... 1363 00:55:08,673 --> 00:55:10,207 he got called in for an emergency. 1364 00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:12,377 If only there were more people like him in the world. 1365 00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:15,813 Hey, Zoe, your turn. Like yesterday. 1366 00:55:15,913 --> 00:55:17,648 Oh, right. Yeah, okay. 1367 00:55:18,248 --> 00:55:19,350 [glass clinking] 1368 00:55:19,450 --> 00:55:23,253 I would like to make a toast. 1369 00:55:24,088 --> 00:55:28,626 I've known Quinn and Logan for more than half my life. 1370 00:55:29,193 --> 00:55:31,962 During that time, I've watched Quinn grow, 1371 00:55:32,062 --> 00:55:36,501 evolve, and accomplish almost all of her dreams. 1372 00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:39,103 And I've watched Logan watch her do that. 1373 00:55:39,203 --> 00:55:40,605 [all laugh] 1374 00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:45,109 Everyone says that high school love doesn't last, 1375 00:55:45,209 --> 00:55:46,977 and they're right. 1376 00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:49,847 Most of the time, it doesn't. 1377 00:55:50,581 --> 00:55:52,717 Against all odds, 1378 00:55:52,817 --> 00:55:55,252 Quinn and Logan have proved them wrong. 1379 00:55:57,388 --> 00:55:59,289 Uh... um... 1380 00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:03,093 uh, that's why it's so real 1381 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:05,463 and inspiring. 1382 00:56:05,563 --> 00:56:07,798 Just really makes me, 1383 00:56:07,898 --> 00:56:11,436 you know, just dance a little and, um... 1384 00:56:12,102 --> 00:56:14,672 [bangs on table] ...just really gets me 1385 00:56:14,772 --> 00:56:18,208 so excited, I just want to sing and drink a lot. 1386 00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:19,844 -[all cheer] -Yeah! 1387 00:56:19,944 --> 00:56:22,012 To Quinn and Logan! 1388 00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:24,415 -[excited chatter] -[glasses clink] 1389 00:56:25,483 --> 00:56:26,751 [all gasp] 1390 00:56:26,851 --> 00:56:29,654 I'm such a klutz. I'm gonna have to go change. 1391 00:56:29,754 --> 00:56:31,188 You missed your mouth by a lot. 1392 00:56:31,288 --> 00:56:33,190 I know. I'm sorry. I'll be right back, okay? 1393 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:37,628 What is going on? 1394 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:39,764 Why is he here? And what is on his face? 1395 00:56:39,864 --> 00:56:42,767 I'm an ice tiger. Grr! 1396 00:56:43,468 --> 00:56:44,735 Todd, what happened? 1397 00:56:44,835 --> 00:56:46,504 [in normal voice] You told me to babysit. 1398 00:56:46,604 --> 00:56:47,938 So I took him to the pier. 1399 00:56:48,038 --> 00:56:50,441 He wanted to ride the kiddy coaster, right? 1400 00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:53,410 But he's too big, so he hit his head on the support beam. 1401 00:56:55,379 --> 00:56:58,148 Now he can't remember the last six months of his life. 1402 00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:01,586 Including the show, or Jordyn J. 1403 00:57:01,686 --> 00:57:03,420 -What? -[roars loudly] 1404 00:57:03,521 --> 00:57:05,389 -[roaring] -My God. 1405 00:57:05,490 --> 00:57:06,791 Did I just hear a lion? 1406 00:57:06,891 --> 00:57:10,060 No. My dad made me get rid of all my exotic pets. 1407 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,262 [Todd] It's not that big of a deal. 1408 00:57:12,362 --> 00:57:13,698 Right? It's okay. 1409 00:57:13,798 --> 00:57:16,901 I mean, wasn't Jordan B. pretty stupid already? 1410 00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:19,103 [roars] 1411 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:21,872 You're right, maybe nobody will even notice. 1412 00:57:21,972 --> 00:57:24,308 I mean, I'm gonna be telling him exactly what to say. 1413 00:57:24,742 --> 00:57:26,644 Okay, I need to get back down there. 1414 00:57:26,744 --> 00:57:28,178 So you're gonna sneak him into the villa, 1415 00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:29,747 put him to sleep, he'll sleep this off, 1416 00:57:29,847 --> 00:57:31,982 -and everything will be-- -[cell phone chimes] 1417 00:57:32,082 --> 00:57:33,317 Oh. 1418 00:57:36,721 --> 00:57:38,022 [screams] 1419 00:57:38,122 --> 00:57:40,424 [bright, upbeat music playing] 1420 00:57:42,426 --> 00:57:44,061 [panting] 1421 00:57:56,841 --> 00:57:58,743 [male voice] Door opening. 1422 00:58:04,549 --> 00:58:05,950 Door closing. 1423 00:58:08,919 --> 00:58:10,320 Zoey, it is show day. 1424 00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:12,389 You said you were gonna have the car back in time, 1425 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:13,958 so where's the car, babe? 1426 00:58:14,058 --> 00:58:15,125 Archer, I promise you, 1427 00:58:15,225 --> 00:58:17,061 the car is the least of your worries. 1428 00:58:17,161 --> 00:58:20,865 Have you seen Jordan B. today? Is he acting a little, 1429 00:58:20,965 --> 00:58:23,000 um, I don't know, different? 1430 00:58:24,168 --> 00:58:25,770 Oh, hey! 1431 00:58:26,370 --> 00:58:28,105 -Hi. -Hey! 1432 00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:29,339 Whoa! 1433 00:58:31,408 --> 00:58:33,077 [panicked chatter] 1434 00:58:33,711 --> 00:58:35,680 Just as dumb as usual. Why? 1435 00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:38,348 No reason! Look, I'm on my way with the car. 1436 00:58:38,448 --> 00:58:41,351 I just have to make a little pit stop in Santa Barbara. 1437 00:58:41,451 --> 00:58:44,254 Santa Barbara? That is not on the way. 1438 00:58:44,822 --> 00:58:46,190 Okay, um... 1439 00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:49,259 What do I do? 1440 00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:51,829 [heavy metal music blares] 1441 00:58:51,929 --> 00:58:53,564 -[music turned off] -No. 1442 00:58:53,664 --> 00:58:55,265 [male voice] Door opening. 1443 00:58:55,365 --> 00:58:57,501 [gasps] Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! I did not mean to! 1444 00:58:57,602 --> 00:58:59,203 -[groans] -Oh, Chase. 1445 00:58:59,303 --> 00:59:00,571 It's you. 1446 00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:02,072 Zoey! 1447 00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:05,175 If my nose wasn't broken before, I think it might be now. 1448 00:59:05,275 --> 00:59:06,944 Why are you even up this early? 1449 00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:08,779 I went on a run. Why are you even up right now? 1450 00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:10,414 Is your nose bleeding? 1451 00:59:10,514 --> 00:59:11,782 Oh, here, I have some tissues. 1452 00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:13,117 [male voice] Door closing. 1453 00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:14,652 -Uh, no... -Wait, no, no, no! 1454 00:59:14,752 --> 00:59:16,587 Wait, wait! 1455 00:59:16,687 --> 00:59:18,288 [male voice] Navigation calculated. 1456 00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:21,592 Estimated time: one hour, 12 minutes. 1457 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,494 Zoey? Turn it off. 1458 00:59:24,595 --> 00:59:26,063 [Zoey] I don't know how. 1459 00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:28,332 [Chase] You don't know how to work your own car? 1460 00:59:28,432 --> 00:59:30,434 -Come on. -Turn off! 1461 00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:33,237 -Door. Stop car. -[Chase] Uh... 1462 00:59:34,739 --> 00:59:36,140 [Zoey] Cancel trip. 1463 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:39,176 [male voice] New drive time: one hour, 59 minutes. 1464 00:59:39,276 --> 00:59:41,111 [Chase] Why did it just go up? 1465 00:59:41,211 --> 00:59:43,513 -Quinn? -Here comes the bride. 1466 00:59:43,614 --> 00:59:47,618 All dressed in really pretty pink pajamas. Hello? 1467 00:59:47,718 --> 00:59:49,754 -Wedding day! -Good morning! 1468 00:59:49,854 --> 00:59:53,090 -You all look so good! -You do! 1469 00:59:54,659 --> 00:59:55,860 Where's Zoey? 1470 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:57,561 -Oh. -Zoey? 1471 00:59:57,662 --> 00:59:58,696 Zoey? 1472 00:59:58,796 --> 01:00:00,931 -Zoe? -Zoey? 1473 01:00:01,398 --> 01:00:02,633 -Zoey? -Zoey? 1474 01:00:12,542 --> 01:00:14,578 It's showtime, baby. 1475 01:00:23,153 --> 01:00:25,289 Can you at least tell me where we're going? 1476 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:34,031 Cool, I guess we'll just sit in silence then. 1477 01:00:35,299 --> 01:00:36,633 Chase, you made it very clear 1478 01:00:36,734 --> 01:00:38,669 that you don't want to hear what I have to say. 1479 01:00:38,769 --> 01:00:40,170 I thought that maybe this weekend, 1480 01:00:40,270 --> 01:00:42,106 we could put our past behind us and act like adults, 1481 01:00:42,206 --> 01:00:43,841 but clearly we cannot. 1482 01:00:43,941 --> 01:00:46,811 So, yes, I think it's best if we don't speak. 1483 01:00:46,911 --> 01:00:48,679 [male voice] Playing "Don't Speak." 1484 01:00:49,546 --> 01:00:51,782 * You and me * 1485 01:00:52,449 --> 01:00:55,619 * We used to be together * 1486 01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,655 * Every day, together * 1487 01:00:58,756 --> 01:01:01,091 * Always * 1488 01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:05,062 * I really feel * 1489 01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:08,098 * That I'm losing my best friend * 1490 01:01:08,198 --> 01:01:13,370 * I can't believe this could be the end * 1491 01:01:14,271 --> 01:01:15,405 * Don't speak * 1492 01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:18,208 * I know just what you're saying * 1493 01:01:18,308 --> 01:01:21,278 * So please stop explaining * 1494 01:01:21,378 --> 01:01:23,280 * Don't tell me, 'cause it hurts * 1495 01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:25,282 [Todd, in Australian accent] Ladies, are we decent? 1496 01:01:25,382 --> 01:01:26,216 [laughs] 1497 01:01:26,316 --> 01:01:28,585 Hugo, what are you doing here? 1498 01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:30,620 Zoey's dealing with a little work emergency, 1499 01:01:30,721 --> 01:01:32,857 -so she sent me. -Wow. 1500 01:01:32,957 --> 01:01:35,259 -Who wants mimosas? -[excited chatter] 1501 01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:36,493 [Todd] Yes! 1502 01:01:36,593 --> 01:01:38,863 -Everybody take a glass. -Is everything okay? 1503 01:01:38,963 --> 01:01:40,831 [Todd] Here you go. Everything is fine. 1504 01:01:40,931 --> 01:01:43,633 -She's gonna be right back. -Okay. 1505 01:01:45,369 --> 01:01:48,205 [male voice] Arriving at Perry's Fine Jewelry. 1506 01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:50,941 [whimsical music playing] 1507 01:01:51,441 --> 01:01:54,611 [Chase] But Logan said you got the rings already. 1508 01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:55,746 Doors opening. 1509 01:01:55,846 --> 01:01:57,782 Thank God. Let's get out of here. 1510 01:01:57,882 --> 01:02:00,117 This thing's horrible. It's like a prison on wheels. 1511 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:03,220 Doors closing. Self-park activating. 1512 01:02:04,021 --> 01:02:06,023 Oh. Heh. 1513 01:02:07,691 --> 01:02:10,527 Hey, is that the car from LOVE: Fully Charged ? 1514 01:02:11,295 --> 01:02:12,062 No. 1515 01:02:12,162 --> 01:02:13,663 I'm pretty sure it is. 1516 01:02:13,764 --> 01:02:15,032 No, it's not. 1517 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:23,040 [woman] These are really nice. 1518 01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:25,475 Even I would like for you to buy me some of these. 1519 01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:27,511 You know, if you want somebody on the side, 1520 01:02:27,611 --> 01:02:28,779 I am that person. 1521 01:02:31,081 --> 01:02:32,482 [bell dings] 1522 01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:33,550 [gasps] 1523 01:02:33,650 --> 01:02:34,718 We are appointment only. 1524 01:02:34,819 --> 01:02:35,820 You have an appointment? 1525 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,822 Um, we're here to pick up. 1526 01:02:37,922 --> 01:02:40,490 -Name? -Reese. Logan and Quinn. 1527 01:02:41,591 --> 01:02:42,860 Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Reese. 1528 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,662 Stop playing with me. You know you got no money. Go home. 1529 01:02:46,363 --> 01:02:50,034 Oh! Mr. and Mrs. Reese, I did not recognize your voice. 1530 01:02:50,134 --> 01:02:51,768 I spoke to y'all over the phone. 1531 01:02:51,869 --> 01:02:53,237 Remember me? Janice. 1532 01:02:53,337 --> 01:02:54,771 -No, that's actually not... -No. We're not... 1533 01:02:54,872 --> 01:02:57,141 Honestly, it's fine. My mama say I'm forgettable. 1534 01:02:57,241 --> 01:02:58,876 But you two are late. 1535 01:02:58,976 --> 01:03:00,210 I thought maybe you was trying to ditch us 1536 01:03:00,310 --> 01:03:01,979 and get your rings down the street. 1537 01:03:02,079 --> 01:03:03,380 [both laugh nervously] 1538 01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:04,915 Pauline! Kayla! 1539 01:03:05,015 --> 01:03:07,084 -The Reese family is here! -Oh, my God. 1540 01:03:08,152 --> 01:03:09,219 [chuckles] 1541 01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:10,654 [Janice] The rings will be right out. 1542 01:03:10,754 --> 01:03:11,721 -Oh! -Oh! 1543 01:03:11,822 --> 01:03:12,890 [chuckles nervously] 1544 01:03:12,990 --> 01:03:14,691 Pauline! Kayla! 1545 01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:17,261 [gasps] 1546 01:03:25,069 --> 01:03:26,436 Oh, this is a lot. 1547 01:03:28,272 --> 01:03:29,773 -Uh, no. -Uh, no. We're fine. 1548 01:03:29,874 --> 01:03:31,775 -Take it. -[whispering] Take it. 1549 01:03:32,242 --> 01:03:34,111 -Okay. -[both chuckle nervously] 1550 01:03:34,211 --> 01:03:36,113 We love giving high-paying customers like yourself 1551 01:03:36,213 --> 01:03:37,314 the full VIP treatment. 1552 01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:38,648 We hope you don't mind. 1553 01:03:38,748 --> 01:03:40,450 -We actually have to go. -Yeah, we need to leave. 1554 01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:43,988 Oh, come on, you're never gonna be as in love as you are now. 1555 01:03:44,088 --> 01:03:45,622 And it might not even last. 1556 01:03:46,290 --> 01:03:48,058 -Probably won't. -That's a weird thing to say. 1557 01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:49,359 Okay. Oh! 1558 01:03:49,459 --> 01:03:51,295 [Janice] A toast to the bride and groom. 1559 01:03:51,395 --> 01:03:53,030 -[camera shutters click] -[all] Cheers! 1560 01:03:53,130 --> 01:03:54,831 So, Quinn and Logan, what's your story? 1561 01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:57,101 -Again, we're actually not... -We don't want to... 1562 01:03:57,201 --> 01:04:00,304 Oh, come on, don't be those people, so boring. 1563 01:04:00,404 --> 01:04:02,306 Don't even think about being those people. 1564 01:04:02,772 --> 01:04:05,575 You're not gonna get these rings until you spill the tea. 1565 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:07,177 Now, where did you meet? 1566 01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:10,047 Well, we met in middle school. 1567 01:04:10,147 --> 01:04:12,516 Oh, young love. I love. Then what? 1568 01:04:12,616 --> 01:04:15,819 He saw me and ran his bike into a flagpole. 1569 01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:17,321 -No. A flagpole? -I'm dead. 1570 01:04:17,421 --> 01:04:19,656 -Then we became best friends. -Study buddies. 1571 01:04:19,756 --> 01:04:21,558 But everybody knew I had a thing for her. 1572 01:04:21,658 --> 01:04:23,293 And no one knew I had a thing for him. 1573 01:04:23,393 --> 01:04:24,828 -They knew. -They did not. 1574 01:04:24,929 --> 01:04:26,964 But every time I tried to take it to the next level, 1575 01:04:27,064 --> 01:04:29,366 something always got in the way. 1576 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,768 -Other boyfriends. -[all gasp] 1577 01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:34,071 -Other girlfriends. -Yikes. We don't like that. 1578 01:04:34,171 --> 01:04:35,739 -Distance. -Mm-hmm. 1579 01:04:35,839 --> 01:04:37,274 -Mistakes. -Ugh. 1580 01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:39,009 But anyway, here we are getting married now. 1581 01:04:39,109 --> 01:04:40,677 It's great, so fast-forward to now. 1582 01:04:40,777 --> 01:04:41,578 We'd love our rings. 1583 01:04:41,678 --> 01:04:43,147 [chanting] Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. 1584 01:04:43,247 --> 01:04:45,849 [all] Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. 1585 01:04:45,950 --> 01:04:48,552 -Actually, we're just gonna... -Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1586 01:04:48,652 --> 01:04:50,820 -We're just gonna... -Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1587 01:04:50,921 --> 01:04:55,392 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1588 01:04:55,492 --> 01:04:57,661 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1589 01:04:57,761 --> 01:04:59,829 -[all cheer] -[camera shutters click] 1590 01:05:00,931 --> 01:05:02,599 Guys, seriously? 1591 01:05:02,699 --> 01:05:04,969 -We're actually gonna head. -We should leave, right? 1592 01:05:05,069 --> 01:05:06,736 This is a lot. And the champagne was... 1593 01:05:06,836 --> 01:05:09,706 * I'm just waiting for your love * 1594 01:05:09,806 --> 01:05:12,209 * You know you are the only one * 1595 01:05:12,309 --> 01:05:13,643 * That I think of * 1596 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:17,147 * And all I want to do is fuel the fire * 1597 01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:18,648 [all] Oh. 1598 01:05:19,349 --> 01:05:21,618 -Seriously, these suck. -Every single one. 1599 01:05:21,718 --> 01:05:23,020 Blurry. 1600 01:05:23,453 --> 01:05:26,256 No, actually, Zoey's the big spoon 1601 01:05:26,356 --> 01:05:27,757 and I'm the little spoon. 1602 01:05:27,857 --> 01:05:29,026 We're cute like that. 1603 01:05:29,126 --> 01:05:30,160 [all laugh] 1604 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:31,928 Hugo, you are hilarious. 1605 01:05:32,029 --> 01:05:33,297 Where did you grow up again? 1606 01:05:33,397 --> 01:05:34,564 [in normal voice] Burbank. 1607 01:05:34,664 --> 01:05:36,266 [in Australian accent] Uh... Brisbane. 1608 01:05:38,602 --> 01:05:39,403 [laughs] 1609 01:05:39,503 --> 01:05:40,904 Australia. Brisbane. 1610 01:05:43,107 --> 01:05:45,675 [Lyric] Sometimes I use an Australian accent when I go out. 1611 01:05:45,775 --> 01:05:47,611 [in bad Australian accent] You wouldn't believe 1612 01:05:47,711 --> 01:05:51,748 how many men, women, and nonbinary people I get 1613 01:05:51,848 --> 01:05:53,217 when I use this voice. 1614 01:05:53,317 --> 01:05:55,585 Hey, Hugo, could you text Zoey for me? 1615 01:05:55,685 --> 01:05:57,821 I've tried a bunch of times, but she hasn't responded. 1616 01:05:57,921 --> 01:05:59,323 Yeah, can do. 1617 01:05:59,423 --> 01:06:01,725 I'll get us a bottle while I'm out. 1618 01:06:03,227 --> 01:06:04,561 [sighs] 1619 01:06:06,396 --> 01:06:07,564 All right, see you soon. 1620 01:06:07,664 --> 01:06:10,700 [in bad accent] Ugh. Aussies are the best. 1621 01:06:12,036 --> 01:06:14,471 [computerized voice] Hey, Logan, here's an idea. 1622 01:06:14,571 --> 01:06:16,306 I can still officiate the wedding 1623 01:06:16,406 --> 01:06:17,907 using text to voice. 1624 01:06:18,008 --> 01:06:19,809 What? No, dude. Absolutely not. 1625 01:06:19,909 --> 01:06:22,146 Look, I can't find Chase anywhere. Where is he? 1626 01:06:22,246 --> 01:06:23,580 [wheezing] 1627 01:06:24,448 --> 01:06:26,050 Dude, I can't hear a single thing you're saying. 1628 01:06:26,150 --> 01:06:27,117 Where is he? 1629 01:06:27,217 --> 01:06:28,718 -I'll text him. -I'll text him. 1630 01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:29,886 Thank you, Jared. 1631 01:06:32,289 --> 01:06:34,324 [computerized voice] Jared, you suck. 1632 01:06:34,924 --> 01:06:36,093 Really, Michael? 1633 01:06:36,193 --> 01:06:38,162 [upbeat music playing] 1634 01:06:38,262 --> 01:06:39,596 [Chase and Zoey laughing] 1635 01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:41,265 [Chase] Is that what happens when you get engaged? 1636 01:06:41,365 --> 01:06:42,866 Free champagne everywhere you go? 1637 01:06:42,966 --> 01:06:44,401 [Zoey] No, that's what happens when you drop 1638 01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:46,670 -six figures on a ring. -[laughs] 1639 01:06:46,770 --> 01:06:49,039 So, um, you think you and Hugo will get engaged? 1640 01:06:49,139 --> 01:06:50,740 [laughing] No. 1641 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,909 I'm-I'm-- I mean, no. 1642 01:06:53,910 --> 01:06:55,845 Not really thinking about marriage. 1643 01:06:55,945 --> 01:06:57,714 But what about you? 1644 01:06:57,814 --> 01:06:59,849 Danielle? No. I mean, she's great. 1645 01:06:59,949 --> 01:07:01,785 Um, for now. 1646 01:07:01,885 --> 01:07:04,321 Uh, you know, the timing just felt right. 1647 01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:06,856 Timing. Something we never had. 1648 01:07:11,228 --> 01:07:13,630 [somber music playing] 1649 01:07:14,598 --> 01:07:16,900 I'm so sorry about Hawaii. 1650 01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:19,369 I tried to call. I sent messages. 1651 01:07:19,469 --> 01:07:21,538 And I completely understand why you didn't respond, 1652 01:07:21,638 --> 01:07:24,141 but I wanted the chance to explain why I-- 1653 01:07:24,241 --> 01:07:27,043 Left me alone on a literal island and waited weeks to call? 1654 01:07:27,144 --> 01:07:28,778 Yeah, why did you do that? 1655 01:07:31,215 --> 01:07:35,319 I guess I was so used to it not working out between us 1656 01:07:35,419 --> 01:07:38,555 that I was scared of what would happen 1657 01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:42,025 if it actually did. So I just bailed. 1658 01:07:43,327 --> 01:07:46,096 I really, really wish I hadn't. 1659 01:07:46,863 --> 01:07:50,167 I mean, I've tried to move on. I've tried to forget. 1660 01:07:50,267 --> 01:07:51,868 I threw myself into work. 1661 01:07:51,968 --> 01:07:54,371 Distanced myself from all of our friends. 1662 01:07:54,471 --> 01:07:56,706 I even downloaded every dating app on Earth. 1663 01:07:56,806 --> 01:07:59,676 But no matter what I did, it always came back to you. 1664 01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:05,382 I know that sounds so ridiculous, but it's why... 1665 01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:08,585 [music brightens, intensifies] 1666 01:08:26,270 --> 01:08:28,071 -[alarm beeping] -[music fades] 1667 01:08:35,879 --> 01:08:37,814 [Chase] Why is the car stopping? 1668 01:08:38,415 --> 01:08:40,884 [male voice] Zero percent charge. 1669 01:08:42,386 --> 01:08:44,720 Oh, my gosh. You have to charge this car. 1670 01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:46,656 [Chase] Yeah, that's kind of a thing. 1671 01:08:46,756 --> 01:08:49,593 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 1672 01:08:52,229 --> 01:08:53,997 You look beautiful. 1673 01:08:55,432 --> 01:08:56,966 Thank you. 1674 01:08:59,102 --> 01:09:00,737 Is that what you're wearing? 1675 01:09:00,837 --> 01:09:02,305 Yeah, why? 1676 01:09:02,406 --> 01:09:03,740 No reason. 1677 01:09:05,408 --> 01:09:06,776 -Anything yet from Zoey? -No. 1678 01:09:06,876 --> 01:09:08,778 Calls are going straight to voicemail. 1679 01:09:08,877 --> 01:09:09,946 Why is... 1680 01:09:10,046 --> 01:09:11,648 ...nothing going through? 1681 01:09:13,350 --> 01:09:16,085 [Chase] Yeah, I think I had better over here, actually. 1682 01:09:16,185 --> 01:09:18,721 [Zoey] What am I gonna do? How could this be the one spot 1683 01:09:18,822 --> 01:09:20,557 that there's absolutely no service? 1684 01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:22,158 [cell phone beeping] 1685 01:09:22,259 --> 01:09:23,960 Zoey, Zoey, hey, hey. 1686 01:09:24,060 --> 01:09:25,595 I think we can make it, but we have to go. 1687 01:09:25,694 --> 01:09:27,197 We have to walk now. 1688 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:29,165 -Okay. -Come on. 1689 01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:34,738 [Chase] Yeah, it'll be good. Here we go. 1690 01:09:38,442 --> 01:09:39,843 Have you heard from Chase this morning? 1691 01:09:39,943 --> 01:09:41,245 Nobody can get a hold of him. 1692 01:09:41,345 --> 01:09:43,011 No, I haven't. 1693 01:09:43,747 --> 01:09:45,482 Wow, you look so good. 1694 01:09:45,582 --> 01:09:47,451 Thanks. So do you. 1695 01:09:47,551 --> 01:09:50,019 -Have you heard from Zoey? -No, I haven't. 1696 01:09:50,118 --> 01:09:52,488 Wait. Is this supposed to be their first look? 1697 01:09:52,589 --> 01:09:54,157 -They're weird like that. -[Logan] Wait. 1698 01:09:54,258 --> 01:09:57,126 So the maid of honor and the best man are both missing? 1699 01:09:57,227 --> 01:09:58,595 I can't believe this. 1700 01:10:00,830 --> 01:10:03,767 [Zoey, breathlessly] How much farther? 1701 01:10:04,268 --> 01:10:05,969 [Chase] Oh. Here. 1702 01:10:06,570 --> 01:10:08,238 Okay. Thank you. 1703 01:10:08,638 --> 01:10:10,474 Here, you wear mine. 1704 01:10:11,275 --> 01:10:12,476 Oh, that's so much better. 1705 01:10:12,576 --> 01:10:13,710 Yeah, this is... 1706 01:10:13,810 --> 01:10:15,612 -This is not better. -Okay. 1707 01:10:16,346 --> 01:10:17,914 Oh, God. 1708 01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:20,183 [indistinct chatter] 1709 01:10:20,284 --> 01:10:22,619 [music continues] 1710 01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:30,560 [music ends with an echoing gong note] 1711 01:10:32,862 --> 01:10:34,564 [electronic music playing] 1712 01:10:34,664 --> 01:10:36,866 [vocalizing softly] 1713 01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:05,562 [bell rings] 1714 01:11:06,663 --> 01:11:09,032 So normally I could not afford Montecito, 1715 01:11:09,132 --> 01:11:13,169 but I can afford Montecito if the house has had a murder, 1716 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,705 -which this one has. -Uh-huh. 1717 01:11:15,805 --> 01:11:18,007 -The whole first floor-- -I think that might be wet. 1718 01:11:22,145 --> 01:11:23,513 What is that? 1719 01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:26,282 Uh, it's "White Diamond," Mr. Kevyn. 1720 01:11:27,384 --> 01:11:28,585 Benjamin Moore? 1721 01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:29,686 This is a great shade. 1722 01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:30,854 I mean, I love it. 1723 01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:32,489 Will you paint my office that color? 1724 01:11:32,589 --> 01:11:34,424 -Yeah. -Great. Now? 1725 01:11:34,524 --> 01:11:35,759 -Oh. Yeah. Yes, sir. -Now! 1726 01:11:35,859 --> 01:11:37,927 No, in the future. Now! 1727 01:11:38,562 --> 01:11:40,163 -Greg! -Hi, hi. 1728 01:11:40,263 --> 01:11:41,765 Hey. 1729 01:11:43,567 --> 01:11:46,336 Does anyone have eyes on the car? 1730 01:11:46,436 --> 01:11:48,838 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 1731 01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:53,343 [Chase] Oh, God. 1732 01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:55,412 Come on, we gotta go. We gotta go. 1733 01:11:55,512 --> 01:11:56,813 [Zoey sighs] Okay. 1734 01:11:57,213 --> 01:11:58,848 [cell phone vibrating] 1735 01:12:00,517 --> 01:12:01,985 [phone line ringing] 1736 01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:07,591 -Hello? -Oh, my God! 1737 01:12:07,691 --> 01:12:09,559 I thought you were dead! I hoped you were dead! 1738 01:12:09,659 --> 01:12:10,760 I've called you like a thousand times. 1739 01:12:10,860 --> 01:12:13,229 -Where the hell are you? -I know, I know. 1740 01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:16,099 So I didn't exactly realize that the car needed to be charged. 1741 01:12:16,199 --> 01:12:17,934 So it's dead on the side of the PCH. 1742 01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:19,769 Oh, my God! 1743 01:12:20,404 --> 01:12:21,738 But it's okay. 1744 01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,673 The car doesn't even need to be there... 1745 01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:27,777 because Jordan B. is going to listen to what I say. 1746 01:12:27,877 --> 01:12:30,146 How are you gonna tell him what to say if you're not here? 1747 01:12:30,246 --> 01:12:32,416 Archer, you're gonna have to trust me on this one. 1748 01:12:32,516 --> 01:12:34,384 Well, I actually don't. 1749 01:12:34,484 --> 01:12:36,119 -[sighs] -Um... 1750 01:12:36,219 --> 01:12:37,954 I didn't mean to eavesdrop, but it sounds like 1751 01:12:38,054 --> 01:12:40,323 you've gotten yourself into quite a complicated situation. 1752 01:12:40,424 --> 01:12:42,125 You have no idea. 1753 01:12:42,225 --> 01:12:43,627 [Chase gasping] 1754 01:12:46,162 --> 01:12:47,831 [Lyric vocalizing] 1755 01:12:47,931 --> 01:12:50,299 [electronic music playing] 1756 01:13:04,113 --> 01:13:06,783 Okay, we have waited as long as we can, all right? 1757 01:13:06,883 --> 01:13:08,117 These guests are gonna leave 1758 01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:09,986 if we have to listen to Lyric sing anymore. 1759 01:13:10,554 --> 01:13:11,555 [Zoey] Wait. 1760 01:13:11,655 --> 01:13:13,557 We're here. And we have the rings. 1761 01:13:13,657 --> 01:13:15,258 Quinn, I'm so sorry. I can explain. 1762 01:13:15,358 --> 01:13:18,695 No. No explanations, all right? We are late enough as it is. 1763 01:13:18,795 --> 01:13:21,264 Places. Go. Go. 1764 01:13:25,201 --> 01:13:26,235 Cue Lyric. 1765 01:13:26,936 --> 01:13:29,205 [mystical synth music playing] 1766 01:13:30,607 --> 01:13:32,208 [sighs] 1767 01:13:32,308 --> 01:13:33,777 Cue me. 1768 01:13:35,845 --> 01:13:37,714 [vocalizing] 1769 01:13:50,460 --> 01:13:52,128 And cue Michael and Mark. 1770 01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:55,031 * This * 1771 01:13:55,131 --> 01:13:58,301 * Is my gift to you * 1772 01:13:58,401 --> 01:13:59,736 * A song * 1773 01:13:59,836 --> 01:14:01,571 * For your day brand-new * 1774 01:14:01,671 --> 01:14:02,806 Cue Camille and Jared. 1775 01:14:02,906 --> 01:14:04,173 * Written * 1776 01:14:05,241 --> 01:14:06,275 * By me * 1777 01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:08,612 * For you * 1778 01:14:08,712 --> 01:14:11,014 * You together * 1779 01:14:12,015 --> 01:14:16,085 * She's in her wedding dress * 1780 01:14:16,185 --> 01:14:20,456 * And he's hoping she'll say yes... * 1781 01:14:21,157 --> 01:14:22,592 I was really worried about you. 1782 01:14:22,692 --> 01:14:23,993 I know. I'm so sorry. 1783 01:14:24,093 --> 01:14:25,829 * I wrote it for the both... * 1784 01:14:25,929 --> 01:14:27,597 And Zoey and Chase. 1785 01:14:27,697 --> 01:14:29,198 * Ooh * 1786 01:14:30,033 --> 01:14:34,437 * I just want you both to know * 1787 01:14:34,538 --> 01:14:36,439 * That I wrote this song * 1788 01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:38,474 * Yeah, I wrote this song * 1789 01:14:38,575 --> 01:14:40,109 Thirty seconds to showtime. 1790 01:14:40,209 --> 01:14:41,811 [man] Thirty seconds, everybody. 1791 01:14:41,911 --> 01:14:43,947 Hey, what am I supposed to do? 1792 01:14:44,047 --> 01:14:45,582 Are you seriously asking me that? 1793 01:14:45,682 --> 01:14:47,817 -Yes. -If you pick a Pontiac over me 1794 01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:49,118 on live television, 1795 01:14:49,218 --> 01:14:51,921 I will make your life a living hell, hmm? 1796 01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:53,590 Hey, pal. 1797 01:14:54,157 --> 01:14:56,459 Pre-show jitters are totally normal, okay? 1798 01:14:56,560 --> 01:15:00,864 Here's what I want you to do. Just relax and listen to Zoey. 1799 01:15:00,964 --> 01:15:03,166 -Can you do that for me? -I think so. 1800 01:15:03,967 --> 01:15:05,101 You're gonna be great. 1801 01:15:05,201 --> 01:15:07,571 -Oh, who's Zoey? -She's not here, dude. 1802 01:15:07,671 --> 01:15:09,372 You'll have to manage this on your own. 1803 01:15:10,707 --> 01:15:12,208 -Nice hair, by the way. -Thanks. 1804 01:15:12,308 --> 01:15:15,244 -Fifteen seconds. -Wow, okay, Joey. Thank you. 1805 01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,116 [Kelley] And paging Zoey. 1806 01:15:22,619 --> 01:15:23,920 Zoey, do you copy? 1807 01:15:25,655 --> 01:15:27,123 Where's the girl? 1808 01:15:27,957 --> 01:15:30,359 [Zoey, on earpiece] I'm here. I'm here, Jordan. 1809 01:15:30,459 --> 01:15:32,796 You got this, buddy. Just take a deep breath for me. 1810 01:15:32,896 --> 01:15:34,163 [inhales sharply] 1811 01:15:34,263 --> 01:15:35,531 [sighs loudly] 1812 01:15:35,632 --> 01:15:36,733 This should be fun. 1813 01:15:36,833 --> 01:15:38,434 Please rise. 1814 01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:41,938 [gentle music continues] 1815 01:15:58,855 --> 01:16:00,389 Welcome to the LOVE: Fully Charged 1816 01:16:00,489 --> 01:16:02,726 season six live finale! 1817 01:16:02,826 --> 01:16:04,193 [applause] 1818 01:16:04,994 --> 01:16:07,631 I'm your host, Archer March. Three couples remain. 1819 01:16:07,731 --> 01:16:09,198 But only one can win. 1820 01:16:09,298 --> 01:16:11,835 And that couple will soon be revealed. 1821 01:16:11,935 --> 01:16:13,502 [applause] 1822 01:16:15,438 --> 01:16:16,840 First, let's look at some highlights 1823 01:16:16,940 --> 01:16:17,907 from this juicy season. 1824 01:16:18,007 --> 01:16:20,844 [gentle music continues] 1825 01:16:24,681 --> 01:16:28,017 [song continues indistinctly] 1826 01:16:29,452 --> 01:16:31,420 [vocalizations continue] 1827 01:16:33,790 --> 01:16:35,191 Love you. 1828 01:16:39,796 --> 01:16:41,631 [in deep, booming voice] You may be seated. 1829 01:16:43,532 --> 01:16:44,567 No? 1830 01:16:44,668 --> 01:16:46,035 [clears throat] 1831 01:16:46,703 --> 01:16:47,937 Dearly beloved... 1832 01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:49,773 [Archer] Are you ready, America? 1833 01:16:49,873 --> 01:16:51,140 [audience cheers] 1834 01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:53,743 I don't know about you, but my heart is racing. 1835 01:16:53,843 --> 01:16:56,345 Ugh, I'm sorry. I just hate their faces. 1836 01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:57,480 Is it just me? 1837 01:16:58,114 --> 01:16:59,983 Don't-- I'd like you not to answer. 1838 01:17:00,383 --> 01:17:02,686 ...of two of my very favorite people in the world. 1839 01:17:02,786 --> 01:17:06,756 A genius, whose discoveries will define a generation, 1840 01:17:06,856 --> 01:17:08,591 and my rich friend, Logan Reese. 1841 01:17:09,425 --> 01:17:14,397 the winners of LOVE: Fully Charged season six are... 1842 01:17:14,898 --> 01:17:15,999 Jordan B. and Jordyn J.! 1843 01:17:16,099 --> 01:17:17,500 [audience cheering] 1844 01:17:17,967 --> 01:17:19,903 Congratulations, you guys. 1845 01:17:20,003 --> 01:17:22,505 Wow. This is so well-deserved. 1846 01:17:22,605 --> 01:17:24,307 How are you feeling right now? 1847 01:17:24,407 --> 01:17:25,942 Uh... 1848 01:17:26,042 --> 01:17:27,110 Say, "It wouldn't have been possible 1849 01:17:27,210 --> 01:17:28,778 without this beautiful woman." 1850 01:17:28,878 --> 01:17:31,748 It wouldn't have been possible without this beautiful woman. 1851 01:17:31,848 --> 01:17:32,882 [audience] Aw! 1852 01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:35,885 Oh, um, did the maid of honor 1853 01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:37,887 have something she wanted to say? 1854 01:17:37,987 --> 01:17:39,622 -[feedback squeals] -Oh, no! God! 1855 01:17:39,723 --> 01:17:40,589 [people murmuring] 1856 01:17:40,690 --> 01:17:42,391 Oh, no! God! 1857 01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:43,659 [Zoey] Sorry. 1858 01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:46,429 I'm just so overwhelmed with emotion. 1859 01:17:46,830 --> 01:17:49,532 Uh-huh. Um, as I was saying... 1860 01:17:49,632 --> 01:17:52,368 Sorry, I'm just so overwhelmed with emotion. 1861 01:17:53,569 --> 01:17:55,972 [Archer] Okay, well, um, don't get too excited, 1862 01:17:56,072 --> 01:17:57,340 because it's not over yet. 1863 01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:59,142 You still have a very big decision to make. 1864 01:17:59,242 --> 01:18:02,411 Tight on the garage. Perfect. Very nice. 1865 01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:05,681 Should anyone present know of any reason 1866 01:18:05,782 --> 01:18:09,285 that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, 1867 01:18:09,385 --> 01:18:13,122 speak now or forever hold your peace. 1868 01:18:13,723 --> 01:18:15,258 [music fades] 1869 01:18:15,358 --> 01:18:17,326 [deep, rumbling note resonates] 1870 01:18:17,794 --> 01:18:19,028 Stacey. 1871 01:18:25,034 --> 01:18:26,669 [Stacey] You. 1872 01:18:27,737 --> 01:18:28,704 It's you. 1873 01:18:30,673 --> 01:18:31,741 Mark. 1874 01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:33,576 Hugo. 1875 01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:35,611 You were right under my nose. 1876 01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:37,280 How did I not see it sooner? 1877 01:18:37,380 --> 01:18:40,516 First, you came to the welcome reception in dirty scrubs, 1878 01:18:40,616 --> 01:18:44,353 and no self-respecting ER doctor would ever leave the hospital 1879 01:18:44,453 --> 01:18:45,855 in dirty scrubs. 1880 01:18:45,955 --> 01:18:48,724 Two, you said you were from Burbank, 1881 01:18:48,825 --> 01:18:50,693 which is not in Australia. 1882 01:18:50,794 --> 01:18:52,295 And also... 1883 01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:55,464 you have massive hands. 1884 01:18:56,032 --> 01:18:57,033 Hey, look... 1885 01:18:57,133 --> 01:19:01,170 Everyone, this man is not the charming, 1886 01:19:01,270 --> 01:19:03,439 selfless, hilarious, 1887 01:19:03,539 --> 01:19:08,011 extremely jacked Hemsworth cousin that we all thought. 1888 01:19:08,111 --> 01:19:11,915 This man is the Malibu Murderer! 1889 01:19:12,015 --> 01:19:14,483 -[all gasp] -Wait, wait? Murderer? 1890 01:19:14,984 --> 01:19:16,652 No, no, no, no. I... 1891 01:19:18,021 --> 01:19:19,688 [in normal voice] I'm not a murderer. 1892 01:19:23,592 --> 01:19:24,527 I'm an actor. 1893 01:19:24,627 --> 01:19:25,962 [indistinct murmuring] 1894 01:19:26,662 --> 01:19:29,698 Jordan B., what do you love most about Jordyn J.? 1895 01:19:29,799 --> 01:19:32,268 -What's going on? -Nothing, absolutely nothing. 1896 01:19:32,368 --> 01:19:34,570 Nothing, absolutely nothing. 1897 01:19:34,670 --> 01:19:35,839 [audience gasps] 1898 01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:39,375 [Archer] Jordan B., we're all a little confused. 1899 01:19:39,475 --> 01:19:41,845 What is it that you really want? 1900 01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:46,149 If it's absolutely nothing, then why were you late? 1901 01:19:46,249 --> 01:19:47,951 It was the car! The car! 1902 01:19:48,051 --> 01:19:49,785 [gasps] No, Jordan, not you. 1903 01:19:49,886 --> 01:19:51,855 The car. Oh, the car! 1904 01:19:51,955 --> 01:19:53,556 No, Jordan, not you. 1905 01:19:53,656 --> 01:19:55,424 [audience gasps] 1906 01:19:55,524 --> 01:19:56,725 [mouthing] 1907 01:19:56,826 --> 01:19:58,227 Can you explain all of this? 1908 01:19:58,327 --> 01:19:59,795 Yes. Sorry. Of course. 1909 01:19:59,896 --> 01:20:01,464 Am I hearing you correctly? 1910 01:20:01,564 --> 01:20:03,566 [laughs nervously] You're choosing the car? 1911 01:20:03,666 --> 01:20:06,335 Yes. Sorry. Of course. 1912 01:20:06,435 --> 01:20:07,937 [crying] 1913 01:20:08,037 --> 01:20:09,805 Open the garage, I guess. 1914 01:20:09,906 --> 01:20:12,808 [tense music playing] 1915 01:20:16,779 --> 01:20:18,314 [Kelley] Where is the car? 1916 01:20:18,714 --> 01:20:21,684 Where is the effing car? 1917 01:20:21,784 --> 01:20:22,952 Greg? 1918 01:20:23,052 --> 01:20:25,521 Are you watching LOVE: Fully Charged ? 1919 01:20:25,621 --> 01:20:27,123 Oh! Who won? 1920 01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:30,159 What is going on? 1921 01:20:30,259 --> 01:20:32,595 [somber music playing] 1922 01:20:33,629 --> 01:20:34,830 I'm working. 1923 01:20:35,231 --> 01:20:36,565 I'm working during your wedding. 1924 01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:40,269 I got an opportunity, and I tried to do both. 1925 01:20:40,369 --> 01:20:42,505 If you had to work, why didn't you just tell me? 1926 01:20:43,239 --> 01:20:46,175 Because this is so important, and you were so excited. 1927 01:20:46,275 --> 01:20:49,178 So I lied. To myself, to you. 1928 01:20:49,278 --> 01:20:50,746 To everyone. 1929 01:20:52,648 --> 01:20:55,784 What about him? What is Stacey talking about? 1930 01:20:55,885 --> 01:20:57,386 Hugo is not a murderer. 1931 01:20:57,486 --> 01:21:00,856 I'm not sure how she came to that conclusion. 1932 01:21:02,825 --> 01:21:04,193 His name is Todd, 1933 01:21:04,293 --> 01:21:07,663 and I hired him to be my boyfriend for the weekend. 1934 01:21:08,431 --> 01:21:10,633 I knew something was going on with you. 1935 01:21:11,634 --> 01:21:14,237 You've been distant and distracted, 1936 01:21:14,837 --> 01:21:17,740 and you completely abandoned me when I needed you the most. 1937 01:21:18,407 --> 01:21:21,110 To do what? Hang out with Chase? 1938 01:21:21,744 --> 01:21:23,646 Zoey, you should be ashamed of yourself. 1939 01:21:23,746 --> 01:21:25,381 Logan, don't even start. 1940 01:21:26,015 --> 01:21:28,384 You care more about making this wedding a spectacle 1941 01:21:28,484 --> 01:21:30,353 than about making it meaningful. 1942 01:21:30,453 --> 01:21:34,257 You completely ignored me every step of the way. 1943 01:21:35,558 --> 01:21:38,261 None of this is what I wanted. 1944 01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:43,832 Our wedding is off. 1945 01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:45,534 [crowd gasps] 1946 01:21:47,336 --> 01:21:52,175 * If I'm so smart * 1947 01:21:53,109 --> 01:21:56,879 * Why do I feel so dumb? * 1948 01:21:58,281 --> 01:22:00,616 * Why did you take * 1949 01:22:00,716 --> 01:22:03,519 * My heart * 1950 01:22:04,087 --> 01:22:07,957 * Then just cut and run? * 1951 01:22:08,557 --> 01:22:14,063 * And if the pain is real * 1952 01:22:14,497 --> 01:22:19,602 * Why do I feel so numb? * 1953 01:22:21,104 --> 01:22:25,975 * And if I'm so smart... * 1954 01:22:27,043 --> 01:22:29,512 -[audience jeering] -I don't know what's happening. 1955 01:22:29,612 --> 01:22:31,547 I don't know what's happening. 1956 01:22:31,647 --> 01:22:34,350 I could do everyone's job in here 1957 01:22:34,450 --> 01:22:37,386 better than everyone who is not doing their job in here. 1958 01:22:37,486 --> 01:22:39,322 Everyone's fired. Get out. 1959 01:22:39,422 --> 01:22:41,890 * ...feel so down * 1960 01:22:43,126 --> 01:22:45,094 * Why do I see * 1961 01:22:45,194 --> 01:22:47,096 So I guess this is a wrap on me then, huh? 1962 01:22:47,930 --> 01:22:50,766 Yeah. Thanks for everything this weekend. 1963 01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:53,169 I'm so sorry I dragged you into all this, 1964 01:22:53,269 --> 01:22:54,770 and I can't even get you on the show. 1965 01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:56,572 I'm an actor in L.A. 1966 01:22:56,672 --> 01:22:59,608 I kind of expect to be disappointed. 1967 01:23:00,776 --> 01:23:02,345 You got my head shot and resume? 1968 01:23:02,445 --> 01:23:03,912 -Yeah. -Okay. 1969 01:23:05,414 --> 01:23:10,719 * If I'm so high * 1970 01:23:11,087 --> 01:23:14,790 * Why do I feel so down? * 1971 01:23:14,890 --> 01:23:16,025 [sighs] 1972 01:23:16,525 --> 01:23:21,030 * And if I'm so brave * 1973 01:23:22,098 --> 01:23:26,001 * Why do I feel so scared? * 1974 01:23:27,336 --> 01:23:32,608 * Why did you tell me stay * 1975 01:23:33,209 --> 01:23:36,545 * Then just disappear * 1976 01:23:37,580 --> 01:23:39,415 * And if it's true * 1977 01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:43,119 * You're going * 1978 01:23:43,219 --> 01:23:48,857 * Why do I still feel you here? * 1979 01:23:50,993 --> 01:23:54,029 * So long, farewell * 1980 01:23:54,130 --> 01:23:55,998 * Goodbye * 1981 01:23:56,632 --> 01:23:59,802 * So long, farewell * 1982 01:23:59,902 --> 01:24:01,537 * Goodbye * 1983 01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:05,474 * So long, farewell * 1984 01:24:05,574 --> 01:24:07,910 * Goodbye * 1985 01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:10,679 -Hey. -Hey. 1986 01:24:12,014 --> 01:24:15,818 So, did you talk to Danielle? I mean, I feel awful. 1987 01:24:17,586 --> 01:24:20,022 Zoey, I... I have a confession. 1988 01:24:21,690 --> 01:24:23,959 Danielle and I actually broke up two weeks ago. 1989 01:24:25,194 --> 01:24:26,729 She agreed to still come with me to the wedding 1990 01:24:26,829 --> 01:24:28,464 so I didn't have to show up alone. 1991 01:24:29,798 --> 01:24:31,600 Well, at least you didn't hire an actor. 1992 01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:33,802 [laughs] Yeah, there's that. 1993 01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:36,071 [gentle music playing] 1994 01:24:38,607 --> 01:24:40,976 How did I screw this up so bad, 1995 01:24:41,076 --> 01:24:42,745 and when did life get so messy? 1996 01:24:43,512 --> 01:24:44,780 I know we thought high school was hard, 1997 01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:48,217 but I would kill to go back to PCA. 1998 01:24:49,318 --> 01:24:52,155 Yeah, it's too bad Quinn hasn't invented a time machine yet. 1999 01:24:52,755 --> 01:24:54,390 I'm sure we'd all love to go back. 2000 01:24:55,391 --> 01:24:56,625 Yeah. 2001 01:25:01,764 --> 01:25:02,731 Go back. 2002 01:25:03,466 --> 01:25:05,234 That's exactly what we need to do. 2003 01:25:05,334 --> 01:25:06,702 Uh, what? 2004 01:25:06,802 --> 01:25:09,538 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 2005 01:25:22,851 --> 01:25:24,220 [music fades] 2006 01:25:24,753 --> 01:25:26,989 [Zoey] This is gonna take a while. 2007 01:25:29,592 --> 01:25:31,394 All right, people, let's get to work. 2008 01:25:31,494 --> 01:25:32,895 Let's do it. 2009 01:25:34,330 --> 01:25:35,631 [Stacey] Think there's anything left 2010 01:25:35,731 --> 01:25:37,633 in the old arts and crafts studio? 2011 01:25:40,203 --> 01:25:41,404 You know, this is great and all, 2012 01:25:41,504 --> 01:25:42,838 but what if I can't get her here? 2013 01:25:42,938 --> 01:25:45,541 I've tried flower arrangements, edible arrangements, 2014 01:25:45,641 --> 01:25:47,210 a sky writer, nothing. 2015 01:25:47,310 --> 01:25:49,144 Have you tried talking to her? 2016 01:25:49,245 --> 01:25:51,314 -No! -Maybe try that. 2017 01:25:51,414 --> 01:25:53,449 -There's so much to do. -I know. I know. 2018 01:25:53,549 --> 01:25:55,918 Do you mind helping Ms. Reese with lights over there? 2019 01:25:56,018 --> 01:25:57,052 Thank you. 2020 01:25:57,152 --> 01:25:59,822 [Stacey] I don't know, Mark! Just be helpful! 2021 01:25:59,922 --> 01:26:01,424 -I'm trying. -Here, I'll help. 2022 01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:03,025 -Thank you. -Got it. 2023 01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:06,061 Zoey! 2024 01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:07,596 Look what I found! 2025 01:26:07,696 --> 01:26:10,165 No, no, you're under strict vocal rest until it's time. 2026 01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:12,901 Is this cake? 2027 01:26:13,736 --> 01:26:16,004 -Yeah. -I knew it. 2028 01:26:16,705 --> 01:26:17,740 [Chase] Okay, okay. 2029 01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:19,342 Okay, listen, I know that we thought 2030 01:26:19,442 --> 01:26:20,776 Sushi Rox closed when the school did, 2031 01:26:20,876 --> 01:26:22,845 but it turns out Kazu's son started a food truck, 2032 01:26:22,945 --> 01:26:24,547 and they'd be more than happy to cater. 2033 01:26:24,647 --> 01:26:26,615 Perfect. She loves sushi. 2034 01:26:26,715 --> 01:26:28,417 Cool, I think that covers everything, right? 2035 01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:29,852 Except for music. 2036 01:26:29,952 --> 01:26:31,654 I know that Quinn was really excited about the band, 2037 01:26:31,754 --> 01:26:33,456 but unfortunately they're unavailable today. 2038 01:26:33,556 --> 01:26:34,890 So who are we gonna get to play the music? 2039 01:26:34,990 --> 01:26:36,024 Me. 2040 01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:37,926 I'm a DJ too. 2041 01:26:39,262 --> 01:26:42,164 * You're welcome * 2042 01:26:42,731 --> 01:26:45,033 Sounds pretty good. That settles it. 2043 01:26:46,068 --> 01:26:47,470 So, what do we do now? 2044 01:26:48,237 --> 01:26:50,773 Now? We wait. 2045 01:26:55,411 --> 01:26:58,481 [dramatic music playing] 2046 01:27:02,017 --> 01:27:03,486 [soft squeaking] 2047 01:27:03,586 --> 01:27:05,954 [music softens, brightens] 2048 01:27:21,036 --> 01:27:22,738 I'm so sorry, Quinn! 2049 01:27:24,106 --> 01:27:26,241 Maybe this all happened for a reason. 2050 01:27:26,909 --> 01:27:29,211 Maybe we just want different things. 2051 01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:32,281 -And maybe that's okay. -No! 2052 01:27:32,981 --> 01:27:36,685 I don't want different things. I only want what you want. 2053 01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:40,456 I was trying so hard to make this wedding perfect 2054 01:27:40,556 --> 01:27:42,658 for me and for you. 2055 01:27:43,492 --> 01:27:45,561 I stopped thinking about us. 2056 01:27:45,994 --> 01:27:46,895 I was an idiot. 2057 01:27:46,995 --> 01:27:49,031 I was worse than an idiot. I was-- 2058 01:27:49,131 --> 01:27:50,265 A groomzilla? 2059 01:27:50,366 --> 01:27:51,767 Yes. 2060 01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:53,736 Is that a thing? 2061 01:27:54,503 --> 01:27:56,972 All I know is I want to be with you... 2062 01:27:57,773 --> 01:28:00,075 because I love you, Quinn. 2063 01:28:02,244 --> 01:28:04,046 I love you too, Logan. 2064 01:28:04,747 --> 01:28:07,182 I love Quinn Pensky! 2065 01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:10,185 And I love Logan Reese! 2066 01:28:10,285 --> 01:28:12,087 [man] Shut up! 2067 01:28:13,622 --> 01:28:15,257 Hang on, I'll buzz you up. 2068 01:28:15,358 --> 01:28:16,792 Can you come down? 2069 01:28:17,793 --> 01:28:19,562 I was hoping we could go for a ride. 2070 01:28:19,662 --> 01:28:22,631 Logan, where are we? What are we doing? 2071 01:28:23,399 --> 01:28:26,402 [music slowly builds] 2072 01:28:26,502 --> 01:28:29,605 [sweeping, romantic music playing] 2073 01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,695 [music softens] 2074 01:28:55,931 --> 01:28:57,032 Hi. 2075 01:28:57,466 --> 01:28:58,701 Hi. 2076 01:28:59,468 --> 01:29:00,836 What is all this? 2077 01:29:01,670 --> 01:29:02,638 Did you do this? 2078 01:29:02,738 --> 01:29:04,306 We all did. 2079 01:29:05,574 --> 01:29:08,343 Quinn, I'm so sorry. 2080 01:29:09,445 --> 01:29:11,013 You can't not marry your best friend 2081 01:29:11,113 --> 01:29:13,281 because your other best friend ruined it. 2082 01:29:15,384 --> 01:29:16,952 But I'm wearing this. 2083 01:29:17,386 --> 01:29:18,954 Well, you did always say 2084 01:29:19,054 --> 01:29:21,323 that you'd rather get married in a lab coat. 2085 01:29:26,294 --> 01:29:28,196 -[laughs] -Here. 2086 01:29:33,135 --> 01:29:35,638 How do you feel? 2087 01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:39,207 Like myself. 2088 01:29:45,748 --> 01:29:47,182 Quinn Pensky... 2089 01:29:47,916 --> 01:29:50,118 will you marry me still? 2090 01:29:51,554 --> 01:29:53,021 -Yes? -Yeah. 2091 01:29:53,822 --> 01:29:55,558 -Yes! Yes! -[all laugh] 2092 01:29:56,091 --> 01:29:58,527 -She said yes. -[guests applaud] 2093 01:29:58,627 --> 01:30:00,896 [playing "Wedding March"] 2094 01:30:10,506 --> 01:30:11,707 [Michael clears throat] 2095 01:30:11,807 --> 01:30:13,108 [Michael, hoarsely] Dearly beloved. 2096 01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:16,078 -[in normal voice] Just kidding! -[all laugh] 2097 01:30:17,646 --> 01:30:19,715 We're gathered here today 2098 01:30:19,815 --> 01:30:21,684 to celebrate this beautiful love 2099 01:30:21,784 --> 01:30:24,953 between Quinn Pensky and Logan Reese. 2100 01:30:26,021 --> 01:30:28,857 [upbeat dance music playing] 2101 01:30:28,957 --> 01:30:31,126 Seriously, best ceremony I've ever heard. 2102 01:30:31,226 --> 01:30:33,862 I mean, hilarious, heartbreaking, personal. 2103 01:30:33,962 --> 01:30:35,163 Did you write that yourself? 2104 01:30:35,263 --> 01:30:36,765 I've been writing that since high school 2105 01:30:36,865 --> 01:30:37,933 when they first fell in love. 2106 01:30:38,033 --> 01:30:39,535 You should do our wedding. 2107 01:30:39,635 --> 01:30:41,837 Oh, I'm down. Let's do it. Let's go! 2108 01:30:41,937 --> 01:30:43,806 [cell phone vibrating] 2109 01:30:43,906 --> 01:30:44,840 Oh, excuse me. 2110 01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:46,308 I have to take this. 2111 01:30:50,178 --> 01:30:51,747 Kelley, I know what you're going to say, 2112 01:30:51,847 --> 01:30:53,716 and my stuff will be out of the office on Monday. 2113 01:30:53,816 --> 01:30:55,417 [Kelley] I'm promoting you. 2114 01:30:55,518 --> 01:30:56,485 You're what? 2115 01:30:56,585 --> 01:30:57,586 The numbers are in. 2116 01:30:57,686 --> 01:30:59,855 It was the highest-rated 2117 01:30:59,955 --> 01:31:02,090 LOVE: Fully Charged finale ever. 2118 01:31:02,190 --> 01:31:05,928 The network is sharting their brains with happiness. 2119 01:31:06,028 --> 01:31:09,364 They want a spin-off with both Jordans. 2120 01:31:09,464 --> 01:31:11,466 I want you on my team. 2121 01:31:11,567 --> 01:31:14,402 -I don't know what to say. -There is so much more to you 2122 01:31:14,503 --> 01:31:15,638 than meets the eye. 2123 01:31:15,738 --> 01:31:16,772 You have so much more to offer. 2124 01:31:16,872 --> 01:31:19,307 What you did by throwing out 2125 01:31:19,407 --> 01:31:21,476 every reality TV trope, 2126 01:31:21,577 --> 01:31:24,212 by ignoring me at every turn, 2127 01:31:24,312 --> 01:31:26,014 that took balls. 2128 01:31:28,917 --> 01:31:30,485 I respect balls. 2129 01:31:31,654 --> 01:31:33,488 -You're right. -What? 2130 01:31:33,589 --> 01:31:35,357 I do have a lot to offer. 2131 01:31:35,457 --> 01:31:37,626 And I'm tired of wasting it on people who don't deserve it, 2132 01:31:37,726 --> 01:31:38,761 like you. 2133 01:31:38,861 --> 01:31:40,529 -I quit. -I'll double your salary. 2134 01:31:42,430 --> 01:31:44,499 -And give me the corner office? -Yeah, sure. 2135 01:31:44,600 --> 01:31:46,168 And fire Greg? 2136 01:31:47,435 --> 01:31:48,571 -Hey, Greg? -What? 2137 01:31:48,671 --> 01:31:49,905 You're fired. 2138 01:31:52,407 --> 01:31:53,375 All right. 2139 01:31:53,876 --> 01:31:56,745 -Yeah, done. -[Stacey] Oh, there he is! Todd! 2140 01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,313 [cheering] 2141 01:31:59,915 --> 01:32:01,116 One more thing. 2142 01:32:04,687 --> 01:32:05,921 Deal. 2143 01:32:08,256 --> 01:32:09,224 Hey, Jordan? 2144 01:32:11,226 --> 01:32:12,260 Go home. 2145 01:32:12,661 --> 01:32:14,362 I don't know where I live! 2146 01:32:14,462 --> 01:32:18,500 I am sorry that I accused you of being a murderer, 2147 01:32:18,601 --> 01:32:21,069 but you have to understand it was not my fault. 2148 01:32:21,169 --> 01:32:24,006 It was Mark's. Mark, what did you do? 2149 01:32:24,106 --> 01:32:26,141 I followed a bad lead. 2150 01:32:26,241 --> 01:32:29,377 That's right. And what do you have to say to Quinn? 2151 01:32:29,978 --> 01:32:32,648 I am sorry we ruined your wedding? 2152 01:32:32,748 --> 01:32:33,916 We? 2153 01:32:34,016 --> 01:32:36,184 I'm sorry I ruined your wedding. 2154 01:32:36,284 --> 01:32:37,185 [Stacey] Better. 2155 01:32:37,653 --> 01:32:41,056 Oh, I am also very sorry, but he does not speak for me. 2156 01:32:41,156 --> 01:32:43,091 -[scoffs] -No, it's a feminism thing. 2157 01:32:43,191 --> 01:32:45,127 We do that-- Where are you going? 2158 01:32:45,594 --> 01:32:46,829 Todd, you made it. 2159 01:32:46,929 --> 01:32:49,131 I'm so sorry I'm late. I manny on the weekends. 2160 01:32:49,231 --> 01:32:51,066 Well, you may not have to anymore, 2161 01:32:51,166 --> 01:32:53,001 because I got you on the show! 2162 01:32:53,602 --> 01:32:54,837 -No. -Yes! 2163 01:32:56,605 --> 01:32:58,506 Thank you! 2164 01:32:58,607 --> 01:33:00,208 Everybody, get out of the way. 2165 01:33:00,308 --> 01:33:02,811 Quinn and my dumb brother are gonna do their first dance. 2166 01:33:02,911 --> 01:33:04,747 [all cheer] 2167 01:33:04,847 --> 01:33:07,315 ["You Wanna Be My Man" by The Shivas plays] 2168 01:33:07,415 --> 01:33:08,917 -So... -Tell me. 2169 01:33:24,099 --> 01:33:26,702 This wedding sucks. Where are the oyster shuckers? 2170 01:33:27,335 --> 01:33:29,537 -All right, I deserved that. -[laughs] 2171 01:33:31,674 --> 01:33:34,409 * I * 2172 01:33:38,113 --> 01:33:42,384 * Don't know * 2173 01:33:46,722 --> 01:33:50,092 * Don't care * 2174 01:33:54,229 --> 01:33:57,632 -* Won't go * -Phew. 2175 01:34:01,603 --> 01:34:02,705 You want to dance? 2176 01:34:02,805 --> 01:34:05,240 * You say * 2177 01:34:05,340 --> 01:34:07,509 What's next, Chase Matthews? 2178 01:34:07,609 --> 01:34:08,777 Back to Baltimore? 2179 01:34:09,244 --> 01:34:11,146 You know, it is really cold out there. 2180 01:34:11,246 --> 01:34:13,015 Well, I heard, and don't quote me, 2181 01:34:13,115 --> 01:34:16,685 but I heard there are schools in California. 2182 01:34:16,785 --> 01:34:18,086 Oh, well... 2183 01:34:18,186 --> 01:34:20,288 Well, maybe I'll look into that. 2184 01:34:21,656 --> 01:34:23,491 But whatever the future holds... 2185 01:34:24,592 --> 01:34:25,694 I hope that you're in it. 2186 01:34:26,328 --> 01:34:27,462 Because... 2187 01:34:28,130 --> 01:34:29,431 I love you, Zoey. 2188 01:34:30,699 --> 01:34:32,100 And I always have. 2189 01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:33,836 I... 2190 01:34:33,936 --> 01:34:35,003 love you too. 2191 01:34:35,103 --> 01:34:37,505 [music continues] 2192 01:34:42,577 --> 01:34:45,013 [cheers and applause] 2193 01:34:51,954 --> 01:34:53,455 Ugh, I'm bored. 2194 01:34:54,857 --> 01:34:58,693 [music changes abruptly] * Starships were meant to fly * 2195 01:34:58,794 --> 01:35:02,397 * Hands up and touch the sky * 2196 01:35:02,497 --> 01:35:06,401 * Can't stop, 'cause we're so high * 2197 01:35:06,501 --> 01:35:09,571 * Let's do this one more time * 2198 01:35:10,238 --> 01:35:14,042 * Starships were meant to fly * 2199 01:35:14,142 --> 01:35:17,980 * Hands up and touch the sky * 2200 01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:21,683 * Let's do this one last time * 2201 01:35:21,784 --> 01:35:25,120 * Can't stop, we're higher than a mother... * 2202 01:35:25,220 --> 01:35:29,091 -["Starships" continues] -Toss it back! Woo! 2203 01:35:30,759 --> 01:35:33,028 * We're higher than a mother... * 2204 01:35:38,566 --> 01:35:40,702 * We're higher than a mother... * 2205 01:35:41,103 --> 01:35:44,139 * Starships were meant to fly... * 2206 01:35:44,239 --> 01:35:45,607 I hear you're, like, a producer. 2207 01:35:45,707 --> 01:35:46,674 Heard of Drippin' ? 2208 01:35:46,775 --> 01:35:48,143 And you're friends with Logan? 2209 01:35:48,243 --> 01:35:49,778 And he didn't introduce me to you? 2210 01:35:49,878 --> 01:35:51,947 [whiny] Logan, you always do this to me! 2211 01:35:52,047 --> 01:35:54,016 You never support me in any of my endeavors! 2212 01:35:54,116 --> 01:35:55,483 I support you. Don't-- 2213 01:35:56,218 --> 01:35:59,187 * Starships were meant to fly * 2214 01:35:59,287 --> 01:36:01,456 Good for you for picking up on the rebound, you know? 2215 01:36:01,990 --> 01:36:03,158 Yeah! 2216 01:36:03,258 --> 01:36:05,360 -Yeah. Yeah! -Yeah. 2217 01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:06,494 Sloppy seconds. 2218 01:36:07,762 --> 01:36:11,466 * Can't stop, we're higher than a mother... * 2219 01:36:17,139 --> 01:36:19,207 * We're higher than a mother... * 2220 01:36:24,712 --> 01:36:26,514 * We're higher than a mother... * 2221 01:36:26,614 --> 01:36:28,016 [song ends, fades] 2222 01:36:28,917 --> 01:36:31,119 I know you're bummed we didn't catch him this time, Stace, 2223 01:36:31,219 --> 01:36:32,587 but we will. 2224 01:36:32,687 --> 01:36:33,956 We always do. 2225 01:36:34,056 --> 01:36:36,925 That's why we're the number one murder podcast in America. 2226 01:36:37,025 --> 01:36:38,160 Yeah. 2227 01:36:38,260 --> 01:36:39,962 You're probably right. 2228 01:36:40,062 --> 01:36:41,930 So great meeting you, Todd. 2229 01:36:42,030 --> 01:36:43,999 Sorry again about that little mix-up. 2230 01:36:44,099 --> 01:36:45,800 Oh, don't even worry about it. 2231 01:36:45,901 --> 01:36:47,970 You guys get home safe, okay? 2232 01:36:48,403 --> 01:36:51,439 [dramatic music playing] 2233 01:36:51,539 --> 01:36:52,740 Shh. 2234 01:36:53,775 --> 01:36:55,243 [music ends abruptly] 2235 01:36:55,343 --> 01:36:58,513 ["Follow Me" by Jamie Lynn Spears plays] 2236 01:37:00,048 --> 01:37:01,483 I have ideas. 2237 01:37:02,217 --> 01:37:03,718 Excuse me, did I wink? 2238 01:37:03,818 --> 01:37:05,153 [laughter] 2239 01:37:05,253 --> 01:37:07,255 [woman] You're loving it, Mr. Perry. 2240 01:37:07,355 --> 01:37:09,624 -Oh, I am. -[laughs] 2241 01:37:10,292 --> 01:37:12,594 Mr. Perry, you own a jewelry shop. 2242 01:37:12,694 --> 01:37:13,761 I'm loving it too. 2243 01:37:13,862 --> 01:37:15,463 [laughing] 2244 01:37:16,264 --> 01:37:17,933 Bubbe! What are you doing? 2245 01:37:18,033 --> 01:37:20,002 Oh, I thought you were cake. 2246 01:37:20,102 --> 01:37:22,971 -No, it's me. -I almost ate you. 2247 01:37:23,071 --> 01:37:24,306 Here, I got your back. 2248 01:37:24,406 --> 01:37:25,640 -[belches] -Oh, my God! 2249 01:37:25,740 --> 01:37:27,943 -We're in a car! -It didn't smell bad. 2250 01:37:28,043 --> 01:37:29,011 [chuckles] 2251 01:37:29,111 --> 01:37:31,313 Somebody help me. My God. 2252 01:37:31,413 --> 01:37:33,481 With a 300-mile driving radius-- 2253 01:37:33,581 --> 01:37:35,483 Uh-huh, what's the line? [laughs] 2254 01:37:35,583 --> 01:37:37,986 I'm sorry to this camera that has to go back and forth. 2255 01:37:38,086 --> 01:37:39,154 Loving you. 2256 01:37:39,254 --> 01:37:42,090 -[chatter] -* Yeah, yeah * 2257 01:37:42,190 --> 01:37:43,591 * Tell the DJ... * 2258 01:37:43,691 --> 01:37:44,559 [man] And... 2259 01:37:44,659 --> 01:37:46,694 [woman] Could you play that back? 2260 01:37:46,794 --> 01:37:48,130 [laughs] 2261 01:37:48,230 --> 01:37:49,264 * Yeah * 2262 01:37:50,532 --> 01:37:53,301 Are you guys still filming me? Can I ask an honest question? 2263 01:37:53,401 --> 01:37:55,537 Can you tell that these are ladies' leggings? 2264 01:37:56,604 --> 01:37:58,873 I don't think you can tell. Right? 2265 01:38:01,143 --> 01:38:03,045 * Yeah, yeah * 2266 01:38:03,145 --> 01:38:04,279 I'm good. 2267 01:38:04,379 --> 01:38:06,081 -[man] Cut. -[indistinct chatter] 2268 01:38:06,181 --> 01:38:07,749 -Are you okay? -[Erin] No, I'm not. 2269 01:38:09,051 --> 01:38:10,252 And that's that. 2270 01:38:10,352 --> 01:38:11,886 * Inside your head * 2271 01:38:12,620 --> 01:38:15,623 * Just get out with me instead * 2272 01:38:16,258 --> 01:38:18,927 * Let's melt the stress away * 2273 01:38:19,394 --> 01:38:21,229 * Yeah, yeah * 2274 01:38:21,329 --> 01:38:22,897 * Yeah, yeah, you * 2275 01:38:24,399 --> 01:38:28,003 * Do what you want to do * 2276 01:38:28,703 --> 01:38:31,439 * Be your own kind of muse * 2277 01:38:32,374 --> 01:38:34,776 * It's your role to play * 2278 01:38:35,210 --> 01:38:37,045 * Yeah, yeah * 2279 01:38:37,145 --> 01:38:39,014 * Tell the DJ play * 2280 01:38:39,114 --> 01:38:40,915 * We can dance all day * 2281 01:38:41,016 --> 01:38:44,552 * Let's just get away, yeah * 2282 01:38:44,652 --> 01:38:47,222 * We can make them see * 2283 01:38:47,689 --> 01:38:51,093 * All of the things that we can be * 2284 01:38:51,193 --> 01:38:55,397 * Forget all your fears and follow me * 2285 01:38:56,298 --> 01:38:59,401 * Yeah, yeah, yeah * 2286 01:39:02,037 --> 01:39:05,140 * The stars are shining now * 2287 01:39:05,240 --> 01:39:07,309 * They're shining for you * 2288 01:39:07,409 --> 01:39:09,511 * Shining for you * 2289 01:39:09,611 --> 01:39:13,048 * But you don't need shooting stars * 2290 01:39:13,148 --> 01:39:16,384 * The magic's all in you * 2291 01:39:16,484 --> 01:39:18,753 * We can make them see * 2292 01:39:18,853 --> 01:39:22,557 * All of the things that we can be * 2293 01:39:22,657 --> 01:39:26,628 * Forget all your fears and follow me * 2294 01:39:27,629 --> 01:39:30,865 * Yeah, yeah, yeah * 2295 01:39:32,100 --> 01:39:34,102 * Tell the DJ play * 2296 01:39:34,202 --> 01:39:36,004 * We can dance all day * 2297 01:39:36,104 --> 01:39:38,573 * Let's just get away * 2298 01:39:38,673 --> 01:39:40,008 * Yeah * 2299 01:39:40,108 --> 01:39:42,344 * We can make them see * 2300 01:39:42,444 --> 01:39:46,181 * All of the things that we can be * 2301 01:39:46,281 --> 01:39:50,452 * Forget all your fears and follow me * 2302 01:39:51,286 --> 01:39:54,456 * Yeah, yeah, yeah * 2303 01:40:04,199 --> 01:40:05,700 [music fades] 2304 01:40:06,301 --> 01:40:09,471 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 2305 01:41:24,279 --> 01:41:25,680 [music fades]