WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:01.435 --> 00:00:03.471 [bright music playing] 2 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:03.571 --> 00:00:04.838 [ding] 4 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:09.510 --> 00:00:12.446 * Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh * 6 00:00:12.546 --> 00:00:14.715 ["No More 'I Love You's'" by Annie Lennox plays] 7 00:00:14.815 --> 00:00:18.452 * Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh * 8 00:00:20.121 --> 00:00:23.857 * Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh * 9 00:00:25.426 --> 00:00:28.196 * Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh * 10 00:00:28.296 --> 00:00:31.599 [man] Zoey, I've loved you since the moment I saw you. 11 00:00:32.266 --> 00:00:34.602 You knocked me off my feet, remember? 12 00:00:35.303 --> 00:00:37.871 I knew even then, and I think you did too, 13 00:00:37.971 --> 00:00:40.808 that what we've got is something special, 14 00:00:40.908 --> 00:00:42.176 something powerful, 15 00:00:42.276 --> 00:00:43.211 something real. 16 00:00:44.145 --> 00:00:48.082 When I look into your eyes, I see our whole lives. 17 00:00:48.182 --> 00:00:49.983 The good days, the bad days, 18 00:00:50.084 --> 00:00:51.652 the birthdays, the old age. 19 00:00:51.752 --> 00:00:54.855 I... I want to do it all, Zoey! 20 00:00:55.589 --> 00:00:57.558 As long as I can do it with you. 21 00:00:58.459 --> 00:00:59.860 And sure, it won't be perfect, 22 00:00:59.960 --> 00:01:02.796 but nothing in this world is perfect, 23 00:01:02.896 --> 00:01:04.098 except for you. 24 00:01:05.065 --> 00:01:07.067 I'm ready to build a life, 25 00:01:07.168 --> 00:01:09.437 a family, a future, together, 26 00:01:09.537 --> 00:01:12.706 but that all starts with one question. 27 00:01:13.874 --> 00:01:14.975 Zoey... 28 00:01:17.311 --> 00:01:18.646 Zoey... 29 00:01:19.347 --> 00:01:21.582 Uh, what's your last name again? 30 00:01:23.251 --> 00:01:24.485 Brooks. 31 00:01:25.652 --> 00:01:28.521 Zoey Brooks, will you marry me? 32 00:01:28.622 --> 00:01:31.058 [people gasping and exclaiming] 33 00:01:32.560 --> 00:01:33.527 What are you doing? 34 00:01:33.627 --> 00:01:35.829 I'm asking for your hand. 35 00:01:35.929 --> 00:01:36.997 We've been on two dates. 36 00:01:37.097 --> 00:01:38.932 Two perfect dates that I would like to turn 37 00:01:39.032 --> 00:01:42.170 into forever, so, will you make me the happiest-- 38 00:01:42.270 --> 00:01:44.037 No, no, definitely not, absolutely not. 39 00:01:44.138 --> 00:01:45.639 Not in a million years, no! 40 00:01:45.739 --> 00:01:47.341 Well, maybe if you said "yes" now, 41 00:01:47.441 --> 00:01:49.076 and then we could talk about it later. 42 00:01:49.176 --> 00:01:50.378 Byron, stand up. 43 00:01:50.478 --> 00:01:51.812 Yeah. Hi. 44 00:01:53.080 --> 00:01:55.216 You know this is weird, right? 45 00:01:55.316 --> 00:01:56.750 Yeah, I know it's weird. 46 00:01:56.850 --> 00:02:00.120 Just, I'm 30 and a half and I live with my mom, 47 00:02:00.221 --> 00:02:02.556 and I'm the lead singer of a Maroon 5 cover band. 48 00:02:02.656 --> 00:02:05.226 I don't really get a lot of second dates. 49 00:02:05.326 --> 00:02:08.262 Thank you for your honesty, Byron. 50 00:02:08.362 --> 00:02:10.398 I'm sure there's someone out there for you, 51 00:02:10.497 --> 00:02:12.433 it just isn't me. 52 00:02:13.201 --> 00:02:15.035 So I need to leave. 53 00:02:15.803 --> 00:02:17.538 Yeah, that, uh, that makes sense. 54 00:02:17.638 --> 00:02:18.872 You gonna be all right? 55 00:02:18.972 --> 00:02:21.108 Oh yeah, I'm, uh, yeah, I'll be fine. 56 00:02:21.209 --> 00:02:22.210 All right. 57 00:02:22.310 --> 00:02:23.211 So I'll call you? 58 00:02:23.311 --> 00:02:24.678 Please don't. 59 00:02:24.778 --> 00:02:25.713 Okay. 60 00:02:25.813 --> 00:02:27.348 -Congratulations! -Congratulations! 61 00:02:27.448 --> 00:02:29.116 ["Celebrity Skin" by Hole plays] 62 00:02:29.216 --> 00:02:31.919 * Oh, make me over * 63 00:02:32.553 --> 00:02:35.155 * I'm all I wanna be * 64 00:02:36.123 --> 00:02:37.891 * A walking study * 65 00:02:39.727 --> 00:02:41.362 * In demonology * 66 00:02:41.462 --> 00:02:44.765 * Hey, so glad you could make it * 67 00:02:44.865 --> 00:02:48.369 * Yeah, now you've really made it * 68 00:02:48.469 --> 00:02:55.376 * Hey, so glad you could make it now * 69 00:02:55.476 --> 00:02:58.045 [hard rock music ends] 70 00:02:58.145 --> 00:02:59.780 [screaming] 71 00:03:00.314 --> 00:03:01.615 [electricity buzzing] 72 00:03:01.715 --> 00:03:03.551 [bright music playing] 73 00:03:03.651 --> 00:03:05.986 [host] You're watching LOVE: Fully Charged. 74 00:03:07.455 --> 00:03:09.890 Welcome to sunny Malibou Lake, California, 75 00:03:09.990 --> 00:03:12.493 where 12 sexy singles will spend the summer 76 00:03:12.593 --> 00:03:14.495 searching for their perfect match, 77 00:03:14.595 --> 00:03:17.265 with the grand prize of either true love 78 00:03:17.365 --> 00:03:18.399 or a car. 79 00:03:18.499 --> 00:03:19.567 This season, we've taken 80 00:03:19.667 --> 00:03:21.302 a stupid old Pontiac Solstice Coupe 81 00:03:21.402 --> 00:03:22.636 and we've converted it 82 00:03:22.736 --> 00:03:24.772 into the electric vehicle of your dreams. 83 00:03:24.872 --> 00:03:28.576 With a range of 300 miles and self-driving capabilities, 84 00:03:28.676 --> 00:03:31.712 this is the fully charged LUV-6. 85 00:03:31.812 --> 00:03:33.614 Now buckle up because this week, 86 00:03:33.714 --> 00:03:35.416 Jordan B. and Jordyn J. 87 00:03:35.516 --> 00:03:37.017 go on their first date. 88 00:03:37.751 --> 00:03:39.287 [mellow music playing] 89 00:03:39.387 --> 00:03:40.288 What's up? 90 00:03:41.088 --> 00:03:44.358 I currently drive a 2009 Ford Fiesta, 91 00:03:44.458 --> 00:03:45.959 no A/C, no rearview mirror, 92 00:03:46.059 --> 00:03:47.928 so you know I'm gunnin' for that Pontiac. 93 00:03:48.028 --> 00:03:50.030 But Jordyn J. is lookin' super hot today, 94 00:03:50.130 --> 00:03:52.366 so, yeah, I guess my head is starting to turn! 95 00:03:52.466 --> 00:03:53.466 [giggling] 96 00:03:53.567 --> 00:03:54.935 You're lookin' super hot today. 97 00:03:55.035 --> 00:03:57.405 -You want some wine? -Yeah, thanks. 98 00:03:57.505 --> 00:03:59.072 [laughter] 99 00:03:59.172 --> 00:04:01.275 So look, why'd you pick me to go on a date? 100 00:04:03.511 --> 00:04:05.279 Uh... [chuckles nervously] 101 00:04:05.379 --> 00:04:07.214 [music stops] 102 00:04:08.215 --> 00:04:09.483 Uh... 103 00:04:09.583 --> 00:04:11.319 [chuckles] Um... 104 00:04:11.419 --> 00:04:12.686 Tell her to go. Go, go! 105 00:04:12.786 --> 00:04:14.322 [chuckles nervously] 106 00:04:14.422 --> 00:04:16.957 [Jordan B.] Well, um... 107 00:04:17.057 --> 00:04:18.591 Uh... 108 00:04:19.159 --> 00:04:20.628 Uh... 109 00:04:21.728 --> 00:04:22.730 Oh, thank God. 110 00:04:22.830 --> 00:04:24.064 [whispering] Mysterious... 111 00:04:24.164 --> 00:04:25.933 [Jordan B.] 'Cause you're mysterious 112 00:04:26.033 --> 00:04:27.568 and beautiful, 113 00:04:27.668 --> 00:04:30.070 and you caught my eye the second you walked in. 114 00:04:30.170 --> 00:04:31.639 I haven't felt a connection like this 115 00:04:31.739 --> 00:04:32.906 with anyone else in the villa, 116 00:04:33.006 --> 00:04:34.808 and I'm excited to see where this goes. 117 00:04:34.908 --> 00:04:38.446 I'm also excited to see where this goes too. 118 00:04:38.546 --> 00:04:40.147 -To us. -To us. 119 00:04:40.247 --> 00:04:41.315 [glasses clink] 120 00:04:41.815 --> 00:04:43.016 [director] And cut! 121 00:04:43.116 --> 00:04:44.918 -All right, that's a cut. -Moving on. 122 00:04:45.018 --> 00:04:47.287 That was great, you guys! Really fun stuff. 123 00:04:47.388 --> 00:04:49.256 Jordyn J., to confessionals. 124 00:04:49.357 --> 00:04:50.491 Hey, how'd I do? 125 00:04:50.591 --> 00:04:52.426 Oh, nailed it, just like we practiced. 126 00:04:52.526 --> 00:04:54.495 America is going to love you. 127 00:04:54.595 --> 00:04:56.564 I don't think I could do this without you. 128 00:04:56.664 --> 00:04:58.599 How do you always know what to, like, say? 129 00:04:58.699 --> 00:05:00.701 Oh, it's just a part of the job, Jordan B. 130 00:05:00.801 --> 00:05:03.504 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a promotion to go get. 131 00:05:03.604 --> 00:05:04.838 Get 'em, Zo! 132 00:05:07.408 --> 00:05:09.610 [laughing] 133 00:05:10.143 --> 00:05:12.446 [man] So the question that I propose to you, 134 00:05:12.546 --> 00:05:15.115 my brilliant production team, is this. 135 00:05:15.215 --> 00:05:17.217 [light music playing] 136 00:05:18.185 --> 00:05:20.688 Has everybody seen what they're doing at Dog Cops ? 137 00:05:20.788 --> 00:05:21.822 [all grumbling] 138 00:05:21.922 --> 00:05:24.224 Yeah, it's some freaky shit. 139 00:05:24.658 --> 00:05:27.060 Freaky, new... 140 00:05:28.796 --> 00:05:32.600 shit, and that's what I want from you for our show. 141 00:05:32.700 --> 00:05:36.103 I want freaky new ideas 142 00:05:36.203 --> 00:05:37.237 or... 143 00:05:37.838 --> 00:05:38.872 you're fired. 144 00:05:38.972 --> 00:05:40.774 -[man] Make everyone get naked? -No! 145 00:05:40.874 --> 00:05:42.743 [man 2] What if we paired someone with an animal? 146 00:05:42.843 --> 00:05:44.244 We did that last season! 147 00:05:44.344 --> 00:05:46.714 What if we replaced all the girls with their moms? 148 00:05:46.814 --> 00:05:49.016 That's an amazing idea because if there's one thing 149 00:05:49.116 --> 00:05:51.419 Middle America loves, it's old women. 150 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:52.920 No, doesn't test well. 151 00:05:53.020 --> 00:05:54.822 What if Jordan B. proposed? 152 00:05:54.922 --> 00:05:56.657 What if Jordan B. proposed? 153 00:05:56.757 --> 00:05:58.058 [light music playing] 154 00:05:58.158 --> 00:06:00.227 Everyone shut up. Greg, you had an idea? 155 00:06:00.327 --> 00:06:02.195 [Greg stammers] 156 00:06:02.295 --> 00:06:05.098 What if Jordan B. 157 00:06:05.198 --> 00:06:07.401 proposed to Jordyn J.? 158 00:06:10.103 --> 00:06:13.407 A proposal... on the second date? 159 00:06:13.507 --> 00:06:15.743 [dramatic rumbling] 160 00:06:17.310 --> 00:06:18.679 That is some freaky shiznit, 161 00:06:18.779 --> 00:06:21.348 and it is so genius, it just could work. 162 00:06:21.449 --> 00:06:22.683 How do you come up with this? 163 00:06:22.783 --> 00:06:23.717 I don't know! 164 00:06:23.817 --> 00:06:25.285 -[laughs awkwardly] -I know. 165 00:06:25.385 --> 00:06:27.821 -'Cause you're related to me. -Actually, that was my idea! 166 00:06:27.921 --> 00:06:29.957 Okay, so the reason I called this meeting, 167 00:06:30.057 --> 00:06:32.058 every year, for the finale, 168 00:06:32.159 --> 00:06:35.729 I put together a team of our brightest and our best. 169 00:06:35.829 --> 00:06:37.998 The team that will be live with me 170 00:06:38.098 --> 00:06:41.068 on site for our finale is... 171 00:06:41.935 --> 00:06:44.938 [mimicking prolonged drum roll] 172 00:06:50.711 --> 00:06:52.212 [continues mimicking drum roll] 173 00:06:52.646 --> 00:06:54.448 This is how you do TV. 174 00:06:56.183 --> 00:06:57.284 -Taylor! -Yes! 175 00:06:58.218 --> 00:06:59.086 -Brian! -[cheers] 176 00:06:59.186 --> 00:07:01.221 -Aiden. -Yes! 177 00:07:01.321 --> 00:07:03.223 -Rafi! -Yeah! 178 00:07:03.323 --> 00:07:05.325 -And of course, Greg. -[exhales excitedly] 179 00:07:05.425 --> 00:07:08.729 Gotta have Greg. Everybody else... be better. 180 00:07:08.829 --> 00:07:10.163 [paper crinkling] 181 00:07:10.263 --> 00:07:12.432 See you on the ice. Meeting adjourned. 182 00:07:12.533 --> 00:07:14.768 [men cheering] 183 00:07:14.868 --> 00:07:17.571 [spirited music playing] 184 00:07:17.671 --> 00:07:20.608 -Siri, start my treadmill. -Kelley, I need to talk to you. 185 00:07:20.707 --> 00:07:22.743 Okay, I'm super busy, so make it quick please. 186 00:07:22.843 --> 00:07:24.578 It's about your selections for live finale. 187 00:07:24.678 --> 00:07:26.179 I think you're making a big mistake. 188 00:07:26.279 --> 00:07:28.215 Pink or hot pink for the new girl? 189 00:07:29.082 --> 00:07:30.584 -Nude. -She can't be naked. 190 00:07:30.684 --> 00:07:32.953 No, no, it's a color. The color nude. 191 00:07:33.053 --> 00:07:36.389 Do I have to do everyone's job around here?! 192 00:07:37.224 --> 00:07:38.291 [Zoey sighs] 193 00:07:38.391 --> 00:07:40.227 I would be such a valuable member of the team 194 00:07:40.327 --> 00:07:42.530 because I've worked on the show longer than anyone. 195 00:07:42.630 --> 00:07:45.465 -All the contestants trust me. -Mr. Kevyn, question from Legal. 196 00:07:45.566 --> 00:07:48.068 Did we ever get permission to use Pontiac for the car? 197 00:07:48.168 --> 00:07:50.270 We are the number one show on the network. 198 00:07:50.370 --> 00:07:53.006 We don't ask Pontiac, we tell them. 199 00:07:53.106 --> 00:07:55.207 In fact, tell Pontiac, if they don't like it, 200 00:07:55.308 --> 00:07:58.345 they can kiss my tiny little nuts. 201 00:07:58.445 --> 00:07:59.713 You done or you still need me? 202 00:07:59.813 --> 00:08:02.015 I have better ideas than any of the guys! 203 00:08:02.115 --> 00:08:04.184 The proposal was my idea! 204 00:08:04.818 --> 00:08:06.153 Look, Debbie, 205 00:08:06.253 --> 00:08:08.889 if you don't like your job, I can get you a new one. 206 00:08:09.790 --> 00:08:10.891 Submission tape duty. 207 00:08:10.991 --> 00:08:12.492 Wait, no, no, that is not-- 208 00:08:12.593 --> 00:08:15.563 Submission tape duty! 209 00:08:15.663 --> 00:08:18.566 [elegant music playing] 210 00:08:18.666 --> 00:08:21.434 Woo! LOVE: Fully Charged! 211 00:08:23.470 --> 00:08:24.337 [sighs] 212 00:08:24.437 --> 00:08:26.006 [Zoey] Not today, please. 213 00:08:26.106 --> 00:08:29.543 -[ignition failing to start] -Please. 214 00:08:29.643 --> 00:08:30.611 [sighs] 215 00:08:30.711 --> 00:08:32.044 [fans yelling excitedly] 216 00:08:32.145 --> 00:08:34.280 This is a closed set, I want to let you guys know. 217 00:08:34.381 --> 00:08:37.017 I don't love that photo, to be honest. I'll sign this. 218 00:08:37.116 --> 00:08:38.919 I do have to leave in about two seconds. 219 00:08:39.019 --> 00:08:41.254 -But it's like the best picture! -All right. 220 00:08:43.155 --> 00:08:44.290 [sighs] 221 00:08:44.658 --> 00:08:45.759 [car beeps to mimic a wolf whistle] 222 00:08:45.859 --> 00:08:47.294 Oh my God. 223 00:08:47.394 --> 00:08:48.495 Need a ride? 224 00:08:48.596 --> 00:08:51.231 [whimsical music playing] 225 00:08:52.032 --> 00:08:53.767 Oh, come on, cheer up. 226 00:08:53.867 --> 00:08:55.703 This is what happens when you still drive 227 00:08:55.803 --> 00:08:58.371 your dad's PT Cruiser, from high school. 228 00:08:59.072 --> 00:09:01.041 You're gonna need a new car, babe. 229 00:09:01.809 --> 00:09:03.376 I'm fine. I like my car. 230 00:09:03.476 --> 00:09:06.379 Isn't it crazy that I started as your intern, 231 00:09:06.479 --> 00:09:09.116 and now like, we're... like, I'm like... 232 00:09:09.216 --> 00:09:11.418 like a little above... like it's crazy. 233 00:09:11.518 --> 00:09:14.588 What's crazy is that Kelley lets you take home the show car 234 00:09:14.688 --> 00:09:16.089 but I can't even get him to look at me. 235 00:09:16.189 --> 00:09:18.626 That's because Kelley is obsessed with me. 236 00:09:18.726 --> 00:09:19.827 It would be like gross 237 00:09:19.927 --> 00:09:21.561 if it didn't come with some perks. 238 00:09:21.662 --> 00:09:22.996 I just think about all the things 239 00:09:23.096 --> 00:09:24.698 I dreamed about in high school, 240 00:09:24.798 --> 00:09:26.466 and now I'm here, and it's like, 241 00:09:26.566 --> 00:09:28.068 is this it, is this the dream? 242 00:09:28.602 --> 00:09:31.338 It's really gross how often you talk about high school. 243 00:09:31.438 --> 00:09:33.674 [soft music playing] 244 00:09:33.774 --> 00:09:36.309 No, but seriously, just break the rules. 245 00:09:36.409 --> 00:09:38.411 There are two types of people, right? 246 00:09:38.511 --> 00:09:40.147 Sharks and minnows. 247 00:09:41.548 --> 00:09:43.183 I'm obviously a shark, 248 00:09:43.283 --> 00:09:44.852 and you're-you're a minnow. 249 00:09:44.952 --> 00:09:45.886 I'm not a minnow. 250 00:09:45.986 --> 00:09:47.988 Okay, then prove it. 251 00:09:48.088 --> 00:09:50.891 If you want Kelley's attention, just do what I did. 252 00:09:50.991 --> 00:09:52.392 What did you do? 253 00:09:52.492 --> 00:09:55.295 I solicited him for nudes and then I blackmailed him. 254 00:09:57.297 --> 00:09:59.432 [laughing] 255 00:09:59.532 --> 00:10:00.768 I'm joking! 256 00:10:00.868 --> 00:10:02.670 You're crazy! 257 00:10:02.770 --> 00:10:06.874 Um, no, I applied for the job. 258 00:10:09.843 --> 00:10:11.044 If it makes you feel better, 259 00:10:11.144 --> 00:10:13.546 I really thought the promotion was yours. 260 00:10:13.647 --> 00:10:15.448 You deserve it more than anyone, 261 00:10:15.548 --> 00:10:17.117 including me. 262 00:10:17.217 --> 00:10:19.119 I make way too much money. 263 00:10:19.219 --> 00:10:21.121 -You wanna go to sushi? -[ding] 264 00:10:21.221 --> 00:10:22.956 Take me to SUGARFISH. 265 00:10:23.056 --> 00:10:24.958 [male voice] Taking you to SUGARFISH. 266 00:10:25.058 --> 00:10:26.559 -[Zoey] Archer! -[cars honking] 267 00:10:26.660 --> 00:10:28.028 It's totally fine. 268 00:10:28.128 --> 00:10:29.930 This drives itself, we can just relax. 269 00:10:30.030 --> 00:10:31.231 Sit back, relax. 270 00:10:31.331 --> 00:10:32.966 [male voice] Door closing. 271 00:10:33.066 --> 00:10:35.068 [soft music playing] 272 00:10:35.168 --> 00:10:37.671 [car beeps to mimic a wolf whistle] 273 00:10:46.513 --> 00:10:47.614 [keys jingling] 274 00:10:53.053 --> 00:10:54.955 [phone ringing] 275 00:11:01.962 --> 00:11:03.396 -Hey! -Hi! 276 00:11:03.496 --> 00:11:05.999 -Did you get it? -The promotion? No. 277 00:11:06.099 --> 00:11:09.402 Sexism is still alive and well in Hollywood, baby! 278 00:11:09.502 --> 00:11:10.738 What?! 279 00:11:10.838 --> 00:11:12.005 Those idiots. 280 00:11:12.105 --> 00:11:14.407 But no, the package, I meant the package, 281 00:11:14.507 --> 00:11:16.176 Oh, uh, yeah. 282 00:11:16.276 --> 00:11:18.245 -Five minutes, Ms. Pensky. -Thank you. 283 00:11:18.345 --> 00:11:20.580 You in London? I thought your keynote wasn't 'til next week. 284 00:11:20.680 --> 00:11:22.249 We're pre-taping it for the product launch. 285 00:11:22.349 --> 00:11:24.017 Open it. I only have a few minutes. 286 00:11:25.485 --> 00:11:28.255 The new TekMate?! These aren't even out yet! 287 00:11:28.355 --> 00:11:30.290 I guess it pays to know the inventor! 288 00:11:30.390 --> 00:11:32.425 Don't you want to turn it on? 289 00:11:32.525 --> 00:11:33.493 [whirring] 290 00:11:33.593 --> 00:11:35.595 Wow, the unbreakable see-through phone. 291 00:11:35.695 --> 00:11:37.865 It's even better in person! 292 00:11:37.965 --> 00:11:39.399 [laughs] Oh my God. 293 00:11:39.499 --> 00:11:41.969 Did I tell you that I got proposed to the other night 294 00:11:42.069 --> 00:11:44.037 on a second date? 295 00:11:44.137 --> 00:11:45.505 It's like the second we turn 30, 296 00:11:45.605 --> 00:11:48.275 everybody just becomes obsessed with... 297 00:11:49.309 --> 00:11:51.344 "Will you be my maid..." 298 00:11:51.444 --> 00:11:52.512 Wait, what is... 299 00:11:52.612 --> 00:11:53.747 No. 300 00:11:53.847 --> 00:11:54.915 Shut up! 301 00:11:55.015 --> 00:11:56.683 Quinn and Logan are getting married! 302 00:11:56.784 --> 00:11:58.185 -[shushing] -Sorry. 303 00:11:59.419 --> 00:12:01.354 He met me in London and surprised me with a trip 304 00:12:01.454 --> 00:12:03.456 to the Netherlands. He even chartered a plane, 305 00:12:03.556 --> 00:12:05.893 which is so environmentally irresponsible, but... 306 00:12:05.993 --> 00:12:07.694 -Of course he did! -Of course he did! 307 00:12:07.795 --> 00:12:09.029 So, I just called Michael, 308 00:12:09.129 --> 00:12:10.898 and he is obsessed with being the officiant. 309 00:12:10.998 --> 00:12:14.501 And I got off the phone with Chase, and he is freaking out! 310 00:12:14.601 --> 00:12:17.004 Oh. Hi-hi, Zoey! 311 00:12:17.104 --> 00:12:18.171 So you heard. 312 00:12:18.271 --> 00:12:20.473 -She finally said yes! -Hey, Logan! 313 00:12:20.573 --> 00:12:23.376 And it only took you 50 times. Congrats! 314 00:12:23.476 --> 00:12:25.879 Okay, so I know it's almost like too soon, 315 00:12:25.979 --> 00:12:27.815 but the wedding has to be August 26th. 316 00:12:27.915 --> 00:12:29.582 Long story short, product launch, 317 00:12:29.682 --> 00:12:31.919 it's the only time I'm free for the next two years. 318 00:12:32.019 --> 00:12:34.855 And I don't know what I'd do without my best friend there. 319 00:12:34.955 --> 00:12:36.289 So what do you say? 320 00:12:39.392 --> 00:12:41.394 You know, I thought I was gonna have to work, 321 00:12:41.494 --> 00:12:43.263 but looks like I'm totally free! 322 00:12:43.696 --> 00:12:46.699 Thank you. Hey, you wanna get me a water before I go on? 323 00:12:46.800 --> 00:12:48.568 Anything for my fiancee. 324 00:12:50.103 --> 00:12:52.005 Zo, you know it's gonna be fine, right? 325 00:12:52.105 --> 00:12:54.241 Chase is gonna be there. It's gonna be fine. 326 00:12:54.341 --> 00:12:56.343 More than fine, it's gonna be fun. 327 00:12:56.443 --> 00:12:58.278 No one gets to see you anymore except me. 328 00:12:58.378 --> 00:12:59.913 It'll be the reunion we all need. 329 00:13:00.013 --> 00:13:01.181 I gotta go, love you. 330 00:13:01.281 --> 00:13:02.850 [announcer] Please welcome inventor 331 00:13:02.950 --> 00:13:04.751 Quinn Pensky. 332 00:13:04.852 --> 00:13:07.554 [applause] 333 00:13:08.155 --> 00:13:09.122 [phone beeps] 334 00:13:12.725 --> 00:13:13.927 I need another drink. 335 00:13:14.027 --> 00:13:15.128 * You used to know me... * 336 00:13:15.228 --> 00:13:17.330 "No one sees you anymore." 337 00:13:17.430 --> 00:13:18.966 [sighs] I see people. 338 00:13:19.066 --> 00:13:20.600 Just because I haven't seen them in a while 339 00:13:20.700 --> 00:13:22.235 doesn't mean we aren't friends, right? 340 00:13:22.335 --> 00:13:24.237 I have a lot of friends, see a lot of people. 341 00:13:24.337 --> 00:13:26.306 Even if I had the option, I'm too busy. 342 00:13:26.406 --> 00:13:27.975 I'm really busy all the time. 343 00:13:28.075 --> 00:13:32.145 * I used to be your angel, now I'm walking out your door * 344 00:13:32.245 --> 00:13:34.047 * You say I'm turnin' evil * 345 00:13:34.147 --> 00:13:36.083 * I'll say I'm finally pure * 346 00:13:36.183 --> 00:13:38.185 * Shine bright in my reflection * 347 00:13:38.285 --> 00:13:40.353 * Think I lost myself before * 348 00:13:40.453 --> 00:13:43.256 * Held me back, tied me up inside a cage * 349 00:13:43.356 --> 00:13:45.492 * Had to change my life * 350 00:13:45.592 --> 00:13:48.128 * 'Cause I knew you'd stay the same * 351 00:13:48.228 --> 00:13:51.764 * Couldn't see you were standing in my way * 352 00:13:52.332 --> 00:13:54.467 * I can see clearly now, now, now * 353 00:13:54.567 --> 00:13:57.104 * You used to know me, now you don't * 354 00:13:58.471 --> 00:14:02.242 * You used to hypnotize me, did it so easy * 355 00:14:02.642 --> 00:14:05.045 * You used to know me, now you don't * 356 00:14:05.145 --> 00:14:06.980 Of course I had questions. 357 00:14:07.447 --> 00:14:09.216 Who snuck into Sunday school? 358 00:14:09.316 --> 00:14:11.051 Who stole the Subaru? 359 00:14:11.451 --> 00:14:14.021 And who stabbed Sarabella Samson? 360 00:14:14.754 --> 00:14:19.326 I'm Stacey Dillsen, and this is My Favorite Slaughters. 361 00:14:20.994 --> 00:14:25.098 * I'm like a flower blooming since I left you behind * 362 00:14:25.198 --> 00:14:27.034 * Don't know what I was doing * 363 00:14:27.134 --> 00:14:29.436 -Woo! -Make a wish! 364 00:14:29.536 --> 00:14:33.573 * Knew you were turning evil, you said I lost my mind * 365 00:14:33.673 --> 00:14:37.144 * No, you ain't gonna do me like that * 366 00:14:37.244 --> 00:14:40.813 * Held me back, tied me up inside a cage * 367 00:14:40.914 --> 00:14:42.615 * Had to change my life * 368 00:14:42.715 --> 00:14:45.518 * 'Cause I knew you'd stay the same... * 369 00:14:46.719 --> 00:14:47.887 [laughter] 370 00:14:47.988 --> 00:14:49.622 Is there shellfish in this? 371 00:14:49.722 --> 00:14:50.924 [all shouting] 372 00:14:51.925 --> 00:14:52.926 No shellfish! 373 00:14:53.026 --> 00:14:54.394 * Now you don't * 374 00:14:55.762 --> 00:14:59.299 * You used to hypnotize me, did it so easy * 375 00:14:59.799 --> 00:15:02.502 * You used to know me, now you don't * 376 00:15:02.970 --> 00:15:04.304 [yawns] 377 00:15:15.482 --> 00:15:19.119 * Don't go through your camera roll * 378 00:15:19.652 --> 00:15:22.055 * So much you don't know * 379 00:15:22.522 --> 00:15:25.825 * That you've forgotten * 380 00:15:25.925 --> 00:15:27.194 * What a trip * 381 00:15:27.627 --> 00:15:29.629 * The way you can flip * 382 00:15:29.729 --> 00:15:32.465 * Through all the good parts of it * 383 00:15:32.565 --> 00:15:36.303 * I shouldn't have done it * 384 00:15:36.403 --> 00:15:39.039 * Chronological order * 385 00:15:39.139 --> 00:15:41.408 * And nothing but torture * 386 00:15:41.508 --> 00:15:43.443 * Scroll too far back... * 387 00:15:43.543 --> 00:15:45.445 [Zoey] 388 00:15:47.014 --> 00:15:49.482 * I don't want to see 'em * 389 00:15:49.582 --> 00:15:52.085 * But I can't delete 'em... * 390 00:15:52.185 --> 00:15:54.887 What's goin' on? Yeah, give it to me. 391 00:15:55.355 --> 00:15:58.225 Psh! Nice work. Yeah? Okay, here we go. 392 00:15:59.626 --> 00:16:01.228 Oh, yeah. You're good at that. 393 00:16:01.328 --> 00:16:03.796 Oh, yeah, you wanna fistbump? Let's go. All right. 394 00:16:07.567 --> 00:16:09.469 * All the best * 395 00:16:10.537 --> 00:16:12.772 [Zoey] 396 00:16:18.178 --> 00:16:20.613 Chase, I'm really sorry about Hawaii. 397 00:16:20.713 --> 00:16:23.583 But we were kids. Can we talk? 398 00:16:26.253 --> 00:16:28.055 [Zoey] 399 00:16:28.521 --> 00:16:30.557 Oh, no, no, no, no. 400 00:16:34.427 --> 00:16:35.928 Oh, no. Oh... 401 00:16:43.670 --> 00:16:44.771 [dings] 402 00:16:48.875 --> 00:16:50.610 [electricity buzzing] 403 00:16:50.710 --> 00:16:53.080 [Archer] You're watching LOVE: Fully Charged. 404 00:16:53.180 --> 00:16:55.315 No peeking. No peeking. No peeking. 405 00:16:55.415 --> 00:16:56.983 Okay, hang on. Hang on. 406 00:16:57.084 --> 00:17:00.187 You ready? Three, two, one. 407 00:17:00.287 --> 00:17:02.389 -Ta-da! -[all cheer] 408 00:17:02.489 --> 00:17:06.193 Jordan B., what's going on? Did you do all this? 409 00:17:06.292 --> 00:17:07.560 No. 410 00:17:08.994 --> 00:17:10.463 I mean, yes. 411 00:17:10.563 --> 00:17:13.566 Jordyn J., I know it's only our second date, 412 00:17:13.665 --> 00:17:15.867 but there's something I want to ask you. 413 00:17:15.968 --> 00:17:17.337 Oh, my God. 414 00:17:17.436 --> 00:17:18.905 Oh my God! 415 00:17:20.272 --> 00:17:21.708 Yeah? 416 00:17:22.509 --> 00:17:23.976 -[music ends] -[nearby chatter] 417 00:17:24.077 --> 00:17:25.545 Um... 418 00:17:25.978 --> 00:17:27.314 Yes? 419 00:17:27.946 --> 00:17:29.082 Um... 420 00:17:29.782 --> 00:17:30.583 Um... 421 00:17:30.683 --> 00:17:32.051 [Kelley] What is wrong with him? 422 00:17:32.152 --> 00:17:33.253 [Jordan B.] Um... 423 00:17:33.353 --> 00:17:34.487 Greg, what is wrong with him? 424 00:17:34.587 --> 00:17:36.123 I don't know. He's never like this. 425 00:17:36.223 --> 00:17:39.992 Yo, I'm so sorry, but before I do this, can I talk to Zoey? 426 00:17:40.093 --> 00:17:41.794 Who the hell is Zoey? 427 00:17:41.894 --> 00:17:43.163 Ah! 428 00:17:43.663 --> 00:17:46.966 [inhales and exhales slowly] 429 00:17:48.401 --> 00:17:50.437 Zoey, you embarrassed me. 430 00:17:50.537 --> 00:17:52.805 The network loved Greg's idea of the proposal, 431 00:17:52.905 --> 00:17:54.941 and then Jordan B. goes on one knee and is like, 432 00:17:55.041 --> 00:17:58.745 "Uh, I need Zoey. Where's Zoey? Zoey, where's Zoey?" 433 00:18:00.513 --> 00:18:02.682 Well, where were you, Zoey? 434 00:18:03.350 --> 00:18:05.218 You put me on submission tape duty. 435 00:18:05.785 --> 00:18:07.887 You are not here to answer. 436 00:18:07.987 --> 00:18:09.956 You are here to listen. 437 00:18:10.357 --> 00:18:13.393 I do not like Jordan B. 438 00:18:13.493 --> 00:18:15.428 He acts like a baby. 439 00:18:15.528 --> 00:18:17.797 But America disagrees. 440 00:18:18.165 --> 00:18:19.199 It's probably the hair. 441 00:18:19.299 --> 00:18:20.967 And if my prediction is right, 442 00:18:21.568 --> 00:18:23.069 he's gonna go to the finals. 443 00:18:23.736 --> 00:18:26.639 And when he does, I need you... 444 00:18:27.407 --> 00:18:28.641 to be... 445 00:18:29.242 --> 00:18:30.477 his mommy. 446 00:18:31.178 --> 00:18:32.212 Mommy? 447 00:18:32.645 --> 00:18:33.880 -Yes. -[joints creak] 448 00:18:34.381 --> 00:18:35.815 [yelps] 449 00:18:38.551 --> 00:18:41.288 When he is "hungy," you will feed him. 450 00:18:41.388 --> 00:18:44.891 When he is crabby, you will check his diapey. 451 00:18:44.991 --> 00:18:46.559 And when we go live, 452 00:18:46.659 --> 00:18:50.697 you will be in his ears telling him exactly what to say, 453 00:18:50.797 --> 00:18:55.368 because I will not be embarrassed again. 454 00:18:55.868 --> 00:18:57.370 Does this mean I'm on the live team? 455 00:18:57.470 --> 00:18:59.439 -Yeah, fine, on the live team. -Yes! 456 00:19:00.273 --> 00:19:01.841 Oh, God. 457 00:19:02.809 --> 00:19:07.347 No, uh, wait, I cannot tell you how long I waited to do this, 458 00:19:07.447 --> 00:19:08.948 but I don't know if I can accept 459 00:19:09.048 --> 00:19:11.218 because it is the same weekend as my best friend's wedding-- 460 00:19:11.318 --> 00:19:12.852 I was not asking, okay? 461 00:19:12.952 --> 00:19:15.722 Whatever your plans are, cancel, okay? 462 00:19:15.822 --> 00:19:16.923 You're busy. 463 00:19:18.725 --> 00:19:20.893 -Thank you. -Thank you so much. 464 00:19:22.962 --> 00:19:23.930 [exhales] 465 00:19:24.030 --> 00:19:25.031 One more. 466 00:19:25.131 --> 00:19:27.500 [sighs] One for the one. Just a little one. 467 00:19:29.369 --> 00:19:30.337 [groans] 468 00:19:30.437 --> 00:19:32.572 [gentle music playing] 469 00:19:38.645 --> 00:19:41.881 Quinn, it's me, your maid of honor. 470 00:19:42.749 --> 00:19:44.517 I can't come to your wedding. 471 00:19:44.617 --> 00:19:46.353 I know it's the most important day of your life, 472 00:19:46.453 --> 00:19:47.820 but I have to work. 473 00:19:48.421 --> 00:19:50.022 Oh, I hate this. 474 00:19:50.122 --> 00:19:51.458 -Zoey! -[gasps] 475 00:19:51.558 --> 00:19:53.192 -Hi! Oh! -Hi! 476 00:19:53.693 --> 00:19:55.662 Oh, my God, I'm so glad you're here. 477 00:19:55.762 --> 00:19:57.430 My family's already driving me nuts. 478 00:19:57.530 --> 00:19:58.798 Bubbe says I'm too pale. 479 00:19:58.898 --> 00:20:00.467 My mom thinks I should add a belt to the dress. 480 00:20:00.567 --> 00:20:02.235 -And Logan's sister Lyric is-- -Quinn. 481 00:20:02.335 --> 00:20:03.703 -Lyric. Hi. -I need to talk to you 482 00:20:03.803 --> 00:20:05.137 -about your wedding present. -Right now? 483 00:20:05.238 --> 00:20:06.239 Yes. 484 00:20:06.339 --> 00:20:07.274 My gift is an original song. 485 00:20:07.374 --> 00:20:08.475 That is so thoughtful. 486 00:20:08.575 --> 00:20:10.243 That I will be performing 487 00:20:10.610 --> 00:20:12.111 as you walk down the aisle. 488 00:20:13.913 --> 00:20:16.349 Lyric is an up-and-coming singer/songwriter. 489 00:20:16.449 --> 00:20:18.585 I specialize in EDM/deep house/country-folk. 490 00:20:18.685 --> 00:20:21.020 -It's like a whole thing. -Lyric, about the gift-- 491 00:20:21.120 --> 00:20:22.789 Shh. 492 00:20:23.656 --> 00:20:25.792 [vocalizing individual notes] 493 00:20:28.628 --> 00:20:30.263 Ooh, that's really good. 494 00:20:30.863 --> 00:20:32.832 Uh, sorry, the melody just came to me. 495 00:20:33.766 --> 00:20:38.538 I need to lay this down. Siri, open voice memos. 496 00:20:39.105 --> 00:20:40.573 What I would give for the confidence 497 00:20:40.673 --> 00:20:42.275 of a trust fund kid. 498 00:20:43.543 --> 00:20:45.177 [sighs] Um, Quinn, 499 00:20:45.278 --> 00:20:47.714 there is something I really need to talk to you about. 500 00:20:47.814 --> 00:20:49.382 Ready, Miss Pensky? 501 00:20:49.482 --> 00:20:50.717 Oh. 502 00:20:51.351 --> 00:20:52.819 I'm sorry, I-- I gotta go. 503 00:20:52.919 --> 00:20:55.021 -Talk later? Okay. -Yeah, okay. 504 00:20:55.555 --> 00:20:56.823 Thank you. 505 00:21:00.159 --> 00:21:02.161 -[sighs] -[Stacey] I hope she shows up. 506 00:21:02.261 --> 00:21:04.297 [Camille] Zoey? The maid of honor? Why wouldn't she? 507 00:21:04.397 --> 00:21:05.598 [Stacey] Because she never shows up. 508 00:21:05.698 --> 00:21:07.066 And it's not like we don't invite her. 509 00:21:07.166 --> 00:21:09.135 Now that you mention it, I worked with Quinn five years 510 00:21:09.235 --> 00:21:11.471 -and I still haven't met her. -[Stacey] My theory is 511 00:21:11.571 --> 00:21:13.272 I think she's still stuck on her ex, Chase. 512 00:21:13.373 --> 00:21:15.875 -[Camille] The best man? -[Stacey] From high school. 513 00:21:15.975 --> 00:21:17.877 It's sad. They were supposed to spend the summer 514 00:21:17.977 --> 00:21:20.813 after senior year together in Hawaii, 515 00:21:20.913 --> 00:21:22.114 but something must have happened, 516 00:21:22.214 --> 00:21:23.883 because they broke up, and I don't think 517 00:21:23.983 --> 00:21:25.452 she's had a relationship since. 518 00:21:25.552 --> 00:21:26.919 [Camille] Oh, no. Poor thing. 519 00:21:27.019 --> 00:21:29.055 And if she does show, it's going to be uncomfortable, 520 00:21:29.155 --> 00:21:31.658 because I don't think she knows Chase has a girlfriend. 521 00:21:31.758 --> 00:21:34.293 A serious one. We had dinner with them in Baltimore 522 00:21:34.394 --> 00:21:36.095 when I was touring for my pod. 523 00:21:36.195 --> 00:21:37.229 She's a teacher too. 524 00:21:37.330 --> 00:21:38.565 They're so cute together. 525 00:21:38.665 --> 00:21:40.199 [exclaiming] 526 00:21:40.667 --> 00:21:42.435 -Oh, my goodness. -Zoey? 527 00:21:42.535 --> 00:21:45.171 -Are you okay? -I'm good. I'm so good. 528 00:21:46.939 --> 00:21:49.108 Your maid of honor has arrived! 529 00:21:49.208 --> 00:21:50.977 -Hey! -Hi! 530 00:21:51.611 --> 00:21:53.413 It looks like you could use a little drink. 531 00:21:53.513 --> 00:21:54.981 Thank you. 532 00:21:56.048 --> 00:21:57.850 [gulping loudly] 533 00:22:00.052 --> 00:22:01.253 [sighs] 534 00:22:01.354 --> 00:22:02.622 [laughs] 535 00:22:02.722 --> 00:22:05.191 Miss Pensky, you look beautiful! 536 00:22:05.291 --> 00:22:07.059 It is so good to see you, Zoey. 537 00:22:07.159 --> 00:22:09.862 Oh, this is my mom, Quinn's grandma. 538 00:22:09.962 --> 00:22:12.131 Not grandma. Never grandma. 539 00:22:12.231 --> 00:22:13.232 Bubbe. 540 00:22:13.332 --> 00:22:14.333 Nice to meet you. 541 00:22:14.434 --> 00:22:15.768 Well, how's your family? 542 00:22:15.868 --> 00:22:17.470 What is that little brother of yours up to? 543 00:22:17.570 --> 00:22:19.406 Not so little anymore. 544 00:22:19.506 --> 00:22:21.908 He has two kids and twins on the way, if you can believe it. 545 00:22:22.008 --> 00:22:24.243 You all need to stop growing up. 546 00:22:24.343 --> 00:22:26.112 -Mm-hmm. -Zoey! 547 00:22:26.513 --> 00:22:29.315 -It's been so long! -Hi, Stacey! 548 00:22:29.416 --> 00:22:31.083 [Zoey laughs] 549 00:22:31.183 --> 00:22:32.885 And you must be Camille. 550 00:22:32.985 --> 00:22:35.054 Yes, it's so nice to finally meet you. 551 00:22:35.154 --> 00:22:37.924 We were just wondering whether or not you were gonna make it. 552 00:22:38.024 --> 00:22:40.760 I know. I'm late, but I was at my boyfriend's house. 553 00:22:40.860 --> 00:22:42.395 Lost track of time. 554 00:22:42.495 --> 00:22:44.397 Boyfriend? Since when? 555 00:22:44.497 --> 00:22:45.765 It's recent, but enough about me. 556 00:22:45.865 --> 00:22:48.300 Now, don't make us wait until the wedding, Zoey. 557 00:22:48.401 --> 00:22:49.702 Come on, give us the deets. 558 00:22:49.802 --> 00:22:51.003 Yeah, yeah. What's his name? 559 00:22:51.103 --> 00:22:54.741 Uh, his... his name is, um... 560 00:22:55.374 --> 00:22:56.375 um... 561 00:22:56.476 --> 00:22:57.477 Hemsworth. 562 00:22:57.577 --> 00:22:59.211 Hugo Hemsworth. 563 00:22:59.311 --> 00:23:01.514 Hemsworth? Is he Australian? 564 00:23:01.614 --> 00:23:02.815 Yeah. 565 00:23:03.382 --> 00:23:05.885 Like Liam and Chris Hemsworth? 566 00:23:05.985 --> 00:23:07.954 They're distant cousins. 567 00:23:08.054 --> 00:23:09.722 -Oh! What does he do? -What? 568 00:23:09.822 --> 00:23:12.425 He is a doctor. 569 00:23:12.525 --> 00:23:13.893 Surgeon, actually. 570 00:23:13.993 --> 00:23:16.095 -[Stacey] Wow! -[Camille] Dr. Hemsworth. 571 00:23:16.195 --> 00:23:17.163 She's ready. 572 00:23:17.263 --> 00:23:18.431 Oh, thank God. 573 00:23:20.600 --> 00:23:22.101 [tender music playing] 574 00:23:22.201 --> 00:23:23.736 [all gasp] 575 00:23:26.639 --> 00:23:28.040 She looks great. 576 00:23:31.611 --> 00:23:33.112 You look amazing. 577 00:23:37.884 --> 00:23:39.418 How do you feel? 578 00:23:40.086 --> 00:23:42.221 Like I'd rather be getting married in a lab coat. 579 00:23:42.689 --> 00:23:44.857 It's perfect. You're perfect. 580 00:23:44.957 --> 00:23:46.493 You're a little pale. 581 00:23:46.893 --> 00:23:48.260 Could use a belt. 582 00:23:48.360 --> 00:23:49.962 [excited chatter] 583 00:23:51.898 --> 00:23:54.166 -I'll see you soon. -All right. Bye! 584 00:23:54.266 --> 00:23:56.302 -Uh, hey, where's your car? -Oh, it's in the shop. 585 00:23:56.402 --> 00:23:58.738 -Oh. Do you need a ride? -That's so sweet, 586 00:23:58.838 --> 00:24:00.139 but my boyfriend's picking me up. 587 00:24:00.239 --> 00:24:03.142 -Wha-what? -Actually, his car is. 588 00:24:03.810 --> 00:24:05.077 It drives itself. 589 00:24:05.177 --> 00:24:06.779 Self-driving? 590 00:24:06.879 --> 00:24:08.414 -Fancy! -Yes. 591 00:24:08.515 --> 00:24:09.682 [laughs] 592 00:24:09.782 --> 00:24:12.985 Uh, excuse me? Boyfriend? What did I miss? 593 00:24:13.085 --> 00:24:14.386 Is this what you wanted to talk about? 594 00:24:14.487 --> 00:24:16.455 Oh my God, are you bringing him to the wedding? 595 00:24:16.556 --> 00:24:17.657 -This is huge! -No, no, no. 596 00:24:17.757 --> 00:24:19.191 It's way too late to add a plus-one. 597 00:24:19.291 --> 00:24:22.328 No, it's not. I'm literally texting our wedding planner. 598 00:24:22.428 --> 00:24:25.331 Which reminds me, would you mind going to Santa Barbara? 599 00:24:25.431 --> 00:24:27.767 Logan is getting the rings resized at some fancy place, 600 00:24:27.867 --> 00:24:30.169 and there is no one I trust more than you. 601 00:24:30.269 --> 00:24:31.671 Do you mind? 602 00:24:32.304 --> 00:24:34.774 -I don't mind. I'll do it. -Thank you. 603 00:24:34.874 --> 00:24:36.543 Oh! I love you. 604 00:24:36.643 --> 00:24:38.511 -Mwah. -Love you. Bye! 605 00:24:40.980 --> 00:24:43.482 [Zoey] And that's when I knew I had to do both: 606 00:24:43.583 --> 00:24:45.284 the wedding and the finale. 607 00:24:45.952 --> 00:24:48.120 * Used to be a baby, used to be a lady * 608 00:24:48.220 --> 00:24:51.223 * Thought you were the perfect lover... * 609 00:24:51.991 --> 00:24:53.526 [Zoey] If I was going to pull this off, 610 00:24:53.626 --> 00:24:54.994 I needed three things: 611 00:24:55.094 --> 00:24:57.697 A boyfriend, a car, and a plan. 612 00:24:58.297 --> 00:24:59.932 The wedding is happening at 4:00 p.m. 613 00:25:00.032 --> 00:25:01.868 at Logan's family estate in Malibu. 614 00:25:01.968 --> 00:25:04.103 The live finale is happening at 5:00 p.m. 615 00:25:04.203 --> 00:25:05.605 at the LOVE: Fully Charged stage, 616 00:25:05.705 --> 00:25:07.674 just 2.3 miles up the road. 617 00:25:07.774 --> 00:25:09.075 By the time I'm needed on set, 618 00:25:09.175 --> 00:25:11.043 the wedding reception will be in full swing. 619 00:25:11.143 --> 00:25:12.378 I'll slip away to work the finale, 620 00:25:12.478 --> 00:25:14.446 and be back before anyone notices I'm gone. 621 00:25:14.547 --> 00:25:15.782 It's foolproof. 622 00:25:15.882 --> 00:25:17.717 Next, I needed a car. 623 00:25:17.817 --> 00:25:19.018 A self-driving car. 624 00:25:19.118 --> 00:25:20.519 Securing the keys was easy. 625 00:25:20.620 --> 00:25:23.122 Kelley lets Archer take the LUV-6 whenever he wants, 626 00:25:23.222 --> 00:25:24.891 and he was happy to hand them over. 627 00:25:24.991 --> 00:25:26.559 [Archer] Wait, you're taking the car? 628 00:25:26.659 --> 00:25:28.227 Zoey, get back here! 629 00:25:28.327 --> 00:25:30.196 What? Ugh! 630 00:25:30.930 --> 00:25:32.231 * Time to walk * 631 00:25:32.331 --> 00:25:33.666 Ugh, thank God. 632 00:25:33.766 --> 00:25:35.267 [slurps] 633 00:25:35.768 --> 00:25:38.370 The student has become the master. 634 00:25:38.971 --> 00:25:41.007 [Zoey] Now, all I needed was a date. 635 00:25:41.107 --> 00:25:43.475 But where I was supposed to find a hotshot 636 00:25:43.576 --> 00:25:46.613 Australian ER surgeon whose name was Hugo Hemsworth? 637 00:25:46.713 --> 00:25:48.514 Yo, what's up? My name is Dragon. 638 00:25:48.615 --> 00:25:49.982 My real name is Vantarius, 639 00:25:50.082 --> 00:25:51.818 but I'm a really big Game of Thrones fan, 640 00:25:51.918 --> 00:25:54.286 so I legally changed my name when I turned 18. 641 00:25:54.386 --> 00:25:56.656 [grunts] 642 00:25:56.756 --> 00:25:58.991 Come on, who can say no to this? 643 00:25:59.425 --> 00:26:02.595 My name's Spencer, and I know what women want. 644 00:26:03.996 --> 00:26:05.698 [Zoey] He probably didn't exist. 645 00:26:05.798 --> 00:26:08.067 What I needed was an actor. 646 00:26:08.167 --> 00:26:10.870 Hello, my name is Todd E. Schupert. 647 00:26:10.970 --> 00:26:12.171 I'm 28 years old. 648 00:26:12.271 --> 00:26:13.539 I'm an actor from Burbank, California. 649 00:26:13.640 --> 00:26:16.709 I can also do accents. I can do Australian. 650 00:26:16.809 --> 00:26:19.511 [in Australian accent] I just came out from Bondi Beach. 651 00:26:19.612 --> 00:26:21.213 G'day, how are ya? 652 00:26:21.313 --> 00:26:23.282 [Zoey] And that's where you come in. 653 00:26:24.016 --> 00:26:25.051 Looking at your résumé, 654 00:26:25.151 --> 00:26:27.153 I can see that you have years of training, 655 00:26:27.253 --> 00:26:29.321 dozens of student films under your belt. 656 00:26:29.421 --> 00:26:30.757 BFA in Acting. 657 00:26:31.290 --> 00:26:34.694 Oh, and a minor in Early Childhood Development. 658 00:26:34.794 --> 00:26:36.262 -Cool. -No, no, no. 659 00:26:36.362 --> 00:26:39.498 I manny for family on the side. 660 00:26:40.066 --> 00:26:42.201 Okay, I can quit if you need. 661 00:26:42.301 --> 00:26:45.604 No major TV shows or movies. That's great. 662 00:26:46.138 --> 00:26:48.007 Okay, so, sorry, what does this have to do 663 00:26:48.107 --> 00:26:50.977 with me getting on LOVE: Fully Charged ? 664 00:26:51.077 --> 00:26:53.312 Todd, I'm not here to talk to you 665 00:26:53.412 --> 00:26:55.247 about being on LOVE: Fully Charged. 666 00:26:57.016 --> 00:26:59.285 I saw your submission tape, 667 00:26:59.385 --> 00:27:01.888 and I used my position of power to get you here. 668 00:27:01.988 --> 00:27:04.556 That was wrong, and I'm sorry about that. 669 00:27:05.457 --> 00:27:07.559 Okay, so why am I here? 670 00:27:07.660 --> 00:27:08.961 I need a favor. 671 00:27:09.495 --> 00:27:12.531 I need someone to play my boyfriend 672 00:27:12.631 --> 00:27:14.566 at my best friend's wedding next weekend. 673 00:27:15.134 --> 00:27:16.803 I need them to fully commit 674 00:27:16.903 --> 00:27:19.505 the way only a real actor can. 675 00:27:22.842 --> 00:27:25.912 Okay. So, like, method. 676 00:27:27.646 --> 00:27:29.548 Sure. Yeah. 677 00:27:32.719 --> 00:27:34.353 -[sighs] -I... 678 00:27:34.453 --> 00:27:36.188 I don't know why I thought this was a good idea. 679 00:27:36.288 --> 00:27:37.990 Forget I asked. I am sorry. 680 00:27:38.090 --> 00:27:40.526 No, no, no. Okay, if I do this, 681 00:27:40.626 --> 00:27:42.128 can you get me on the show? 682 00:27:42.228 --> 00:27:45.564 I mean, I can certainly try. 683 00:27:47.867 --> 00:27:49.168 That's good enough for me. 684 00:27:49.268 --> 00:27:50.703 * You and me are through, though * 685 00:27:50.803 --> 00:27:52.071 * Watch me hit it solo * 686 00:27:52.171 --> 00:27:54.774 * I'm gonna do it a cappella, yeah * 687 00:27:54.874 --> 00:27:56.408 [Zoey] Is this completely insane? 688 00:27:56.508 --> 00:27:59.545 Which part, hiring a super-hot actor to play your boyfriend 689 00:27:59.645 --> 00:28:01.513 at your best friend's wedding, or agreeing to be at work 690 00:28:01.613 --> 00:28:03.682 the same weekend as your best friend's wedding? 691 00:28:03.783 --> 00:28:05.084 The boyfriend part. 692 00:28:05.184 --> 00:28:06.753 Convincing your friends you have a hot boyfriend 693 00:28:06.853 --> 00:28:09.722 is the least of your concerns if he doesn't watch the road. 694 00:28:09.822 --> 00:28:10.990 Does he know what he's doing? 695 00:28:11.090 --> 00:28:12.524 [Zoey] The car drives itself, 696 00:28:12.624 --> 00:28:15.094 and it performed very well during the safety testing phase. 697 00:28:15.194 --> 00:28:17.429 It ran over six crash dummies. 698 00:28:18.564 --> 00:28:20.332 Um, hello? Arch? 699 00:28:20.432 --> 00:28:23.402 I'm losing you driving through the canyon. 700 00:28:23.502 --> 00:28:24.603 Bad service. 701 00:28:24.703 --> 00:28:26.873 The car will be back before the show goes live. 702 00:28:26.973 --> 00:28:28.207 Okay, bye! 703 00:28:29.641 --> 00:28:31.110 It's the red button, Zoey. 704 00:28:31.210 --> 00:28:33.679 Big red button. Center. Yeah, right there. End-- 705 00:28:37.016 --> 00:28:38.484 Uh, what are you reading? 706 00:28:38.584 --> 00:28:41.988 Oh, there are five steps to creating the perfect character. 707 00:28:42.088 --> 00:28:45.224 The who, the what, the when, the where, and the why. 708 00:28:45.324 --> 00:28:47.726 I have the first four, right? So who: 709 00:28:47.827 --> 00:28:49.862 Hugo Boss Hemsworth. 710 00:28:49.962 --> 00:28:53.199 What: he is a celebrated ER surgeon 711 00:28:53.299 --> 00:28:55.701 who is madly in love with Zoey Brooks. 712 00:28:55.802 --> 00:28:57.169 When: present day. 713 00:28:57.269 --> 00:28:59.772 Where: born in Melbourne. 714 00:28:59.872 --> 00:29:01.707 Raised in West Philly. 715 00:29:02.909 --> 00:29:04.643 You really took some liberties there. 716 00:29:04.743 --> 00:29:06.345 I just can't crack the why. 717 00:29:06.445 --> 00:29:09.515 You know, my interpretation is that he's being used 718 00:29:09.615 --> 00:29:12.251 as a tool to make your ex-boyfriend jealous. 719 00:29:12.351 --> 00:29:13.685 -Is that right? -Jealous? 720 00:29:13.786 --> 00:29:15.754 No, no, no, absolutely not. 721 00:29:16.155 --> 00:29:17.489 That would be immature. 722 00:29:17.589 --> 00:29:20.459 I just want to show him and everyone 723 00:29:20.559 --> 00:29:23.963 that I am a very successful, well-rounded adult 724 00:29:24.063 --> 00:29:28.267 who's moved on and is doing better than him. 725 00:29:28.367 --> 00:29:29.501 Copy. 726 00:29:31.871 --> 00:29:35.341 J-E-A-lous. 727 00:29:38.177 --> 00:29:40.679 [classical music playing] 728 00:29:51.557 --> 00:29:53.960 Hi. Oh, thank you so much for coming. Great tie. 729 00:29:54.060 --> 00:29:55.361 -Thanks. -See you out there. 730 00:29:55.461 --> 00:29:56.963 I don't know what to tell you, Chauncy, 731 00:29:57.063 --> 00:29:58.530 he's just not shucking fast enough. 732 00:29:58.630 --> 00:30:01.067 Get me another shucker. No, no, no, get me two. 733 00:30:01.167 --> 00:30:03.269 The people need oysters. 734 00:30:03.669 --> 00:30:05.171 I got eyes on the bride. 735 00:30:08.174 --> 00:30:09.741 Hi. There you are. 736 00:30:10.209 --> 00:30:12.111 -I've been looking for you. -I'm sorry, babe. 737 00:30:12.211 --> 00:30:13.512 I've been putting out fires left and right. 738 00:30:13.612 --> 00:30:15.047 Isn't that what the wedding planner's for? 739 00:30:15.147 --> 00:30:17.449 -Yeah, I fired her. -You what? 740 00:30:17.549 --> 00:30:19.551 Look, she just-- She wasn't executing the vision. 741 00:30:19.651 --> 00:30:20.953 I thought this weekend was supposed to be 742 00:30:21.053 --> 00:30:22.088 relaxed and intimate. 743 00:30:22.188 --> 00:30:24.456 250 people is intimate, babe. 744 00:30:24.556 --> 00:30:26.225 Do you know how many people I didn't invite? 745 00:30:26.792 --> 00:30:28.861 -It's just all a little much. -A little much? 746 00:30:28.961 --> 00:30:30.262 We got two life-sized cakes 747 00:30:30.362 --> 00:30:31.898 of the bride and groom to drop off. 748 00:30:31.998 --> 00:30:33.732 Yeah. Right there is fine. 749 00:30:33.832 --> 00:30:35.001 -Wow. -Look, Quinn, 750 00:30:35.101 --> 00:30:37.636 this is our wedding weekend, all right? 751 00:30:37.736 --> 00:30:39.205 You work so hard, 752 00:30:39.305 --> 00:30:41.307 you deserve more than a little much. 753 00:30:41.407 --> 00:30:43.375 You deserve the most much. 754 00:30:43.475 --> 00:30:44.944 I just want to give that to you. 755 00:30:45.044 --> 00:30:46.545 I know you do. 756 00:30:47.179 --> 00:30:49.181 -Quinn! Logan! -Michael. 757 00:30:49.281 --> 00:30:50.282 You look amazing! 758 00:30:50.382 --> 00:30:52.151 -No, no, no! -These are cakes! 759 00:30:52.251 --> 00:30:54.086 Oh, wait, what? This is a cake? 760 00:30:54.186 --> 00:30:55.487 -Yes. -Damn! 761 00:30:55.587 --> 00:30:57.756 Could somebody get these human cakes out of here, 762 00:30:57.856 --> 00:30:59.058 before I melt? 763 00:30:59.158 --> 00:31:01.060 -Oh! -So good to see you. 764 00:31:01.160 --> 00:31:02.828 -I'm so happy you're here. -Buddy. 765 00:31:02.929 --> 00:31:04.496 [grunting] 766 00:31:04.596 --> 00:31:07.466 Oh, man, I'm so excited that this is finally happening. 767 00:31:07.566 --> 00:31:09.101 My two best friends are getting married? 768 00:31:09.201 --> 00:31:11.037 Taking the plunge, and I get to plunge them? 769 00:31:11.137 --> 00:31:13.739 [sighs] This is truly an honor. Honestly. 770 00:31:13.839 --> 00:31:15.274 Oh, speaking of the ceremony, 771 00:31:15.374 --> 00:31:17.309 I want to go over what I have so far. 772 00:31:17.409 --> 00:31:18.744 I got, like, five drafts. 773 00:31:18.844 --> 00:31:20.646 I've been writing, all right? [clears throat] 774 00:31:20.746 --> 00:31:22.214 "Dearly beloved..." 775 00:31:25.384 --> 00:31:26.752 [Zoey] Here we go, Todd. 776 00:31:26.852 --> 00:31:28.520 [in Australian accent] Mind calling me Hugo? 777 00:31:28.620 --> 00:31:30.422 It just helps me stay in character. 778 00:31:30.522 --> 00:31:32.891 Now please, let me take my moment before. 779 00:31:32.992 --> 00:31:35.394 [sighs] 780 00:31:37.063 --> 00:31:38.297 Todd. 781 00:31:39.898 --> 00:31:42.134 "We're gathered here to get through this thing called life." 782 00:31:42.234 --> 00:31:43.535 What's up with that car? 783 00:31:44.403 --> 00:31:46.905 -Todd. -I don't know anyone named Todd. 784 00:31:47.006 --> 00:31:48.740 -That car. The car! -Oh, my God. 785 00:31:49.775 --> 00:31:50.876 Look out! 786 00:31:50.977 --> 00:31:52.478 [screams] 787 00:31:53.312 --> 00:31:55.114 [tires squeal] 788 00:31:55.214 --> 00:31:56.615 -[screaming] -Oh! 789 00:31:58.584 --> 00:32:00.719 -Oh, my God! -[male voice] Doors opening. 790 00:32:00.819 --> 00:32:02.854 -I thought that was... -You good? Everybody good? 791 00:32:02.955 --> 00:32:04.790 [heavy rock music playing] 792 00:32:10.997 --> 00:32:12.431 What's up? 793 00:32:13.799 --> 00:32:14.666 What's up? 794 00:32:14.766 --> 00:32:16.635 You almost hit us with your car! 795 00:32:16.735 --> 00:32:19.371 It's called making an entrance, Logan. 796 00:32:20.606 --> 00:32:22.841 All right. I'll accept that. 797 00:32:23.275 --> 00:32:25.277 That's a pretty good entrance. I mean, damn! 798 00:32:25.377 --> 00:32:28.114 -What's up, Zoey? -Michael, it's been too long. 799 00:32:28.214 --> 00:32:30.849 Yeah, no shit, we live in the same city and we barely see you. 800 00:32:30.949 --> 00:32:33.119 -What's up with that? -'Cause she's too busy 801 00:32:33.219 --> 00:32:34.553 putting up with my ass. 802 00:32:34.653 --> 00:32:36.022 Apologies for my appearance. 803 00:32:36.122 --> 00:32:38.457 I had to come straight from surgery. 804 00:32:38.557 --> 00:32:40.092 -Surgery? -This is Hugo. 805 00:32:40.192 --> 00:32:42.394 -Hugo, this is... -Quinn and Logan! 806 00:32:42.494 --> 00:32:44.063 The bride and the groom. 807 00:32:44.163 --> 00:32:45.364 Of course I know who you are. 808 00:32:45.464 --> 00:32:47.166 Zoey's told me so much about you. 809 00:32:47.266 --> 00:32:48.434 -[Logan] Love your car. -Thank you. 810 00:32:48.534 --> 00:32:49.935 And you must be Michael? 811 00:32:50.036 --> 00:32:52.504 Yes. The officiant, Michael. 812 00:32:52.604 --> 00:32:54.073 -Pardon? -The officiant. 813 00:32:54.173 --> 00:32:57.476 You know, you said their titles, you know, bride and groom, 814 00:32:57.576 --> 00:32:59.845 but I'm Michael, the officiant. 815 00:32:59.945 --> 00:33:01.747 -Okay. -Yeah. 816 00:33:01.847 --> 00:33:04.183 -That's awesome. -Yeah, it is awesome. 817 00:33:04.583 --> 00:33:05.984 It's an honor, actually. 818 00:33:06.085 --> 00:33:07.619 Yeah. Yeah. 819 00:33:07.719 --> 00:33:11.257 Um, hon, I'm gonna go put the bags in our room. 820 00:33:11.357 --> 00:33:13.092 Quinn, could you point me in the right direction? 821 00:33:13.192 --> 00:33:15.394 The wedding party is staying in the guest quarters upstairs. 822 00:33:15.494 --> 00:33:17.496 Yeah, I'll show them up. Come on, Michael. 823 00:33:17.596 --> 00:33:18.530 Thanks. 824 00:33:18.630 --> 00:33:20.232 [Logan] Somebody clean up that glass. 825 00:33:20.732 --> 00:33:23.169 Okay, where did you find him? 826 00:33:23.269 --> 00:33:24.503 He's perfect. 827 00:33:24.603 --> 00:33:26.405 Tell me about it. [laughs] 828 00:33:26.505 --> 00:33:27.539 So how are things going? 829 00:33:27.639 --> 00:33:30.042 Oh, uh... well, you'll see. 830 00:33:30.142 --> 00:33:31.977 [band playing swinging jazz] 831 00:33:33.479 --> 00:33:35.847 Welcome. Welcome, everyone. 832 00:33:36.282 --> 00:33:38.317 Cheers to Logan and Quinn. 833 00:33:38.417 --> 00:33:39.685 [all] Cheers! 834 00:33:39.785 --> 00:33:41.720 I got that second shucker on site. 835 00:33:43.355 --> 00:33:44.990 All right, I'm taking him to you now. 836 00:33:45.924 --> 00:33:47.159 I said two trays. 837 00:33:47.759 --> 00:33:49.628 So then I'm thinking of closing with a joke. 838 00:33:49.728 --> 00:33:52.164 You know, since everyone will be sobbing at that point. 839 00:33:52.264 --> 00:33:53.965 -[snoring] -You gotta wake up. 840 00:33:54.066 --> 00:33:55.334 I'm trying to rehearse here. 841 00:33:55.434 --> 00:33:57.536 What a disgusting display of wealth. 842 00:33:57.636 --> 00:33:59.405 God, I hate rich people. 843 00:33:59.505 --> 00:34:01.640 Uh, don't you live here? 844 00:34:02.174 --> 00:34:03.775 [mumbling] 845 00:34:04.910 --> 00:34:07.045 It's journalism. The case I'm working on now 846 00:34:07.146 --> 00:34:08.380 is a real stumper. 847 00:34:08.480 --> 00:34:11.350 They call him the Malibu Murderer. 848 00:34:11.449 --> 00:34:12.684 He's still at large. 849 00:34:12.784 --> 00:34:15.687 -So you're a detective? -Podcast host. 850 00:34:15.786 --> 00:34:17.822 Logan! Quinn! 851 00:34:17.922 --> 00:34:21.427 Oh, look, I'm so glad you wore makeup 852 00:34:21.527 --> 00:34:23.594 Bubbe, that's a cake. 853 00:34:24.230 --> 00:34:26.665 -That's a cake? -Yeah. Come on. Come on. 854 00:34:27.433 --> 00:34:29.868 -Don't talk to that. -[exclaims] 855 00:34:31.536 --> 00:34:33.804 I see. This is big, even for Logan. 856 00:34:33.905 --> 00:34:36.074 Yeah, I don't even know half these people here. 857 00:34:36.175 --> 00:34:37.409 Well, you know me, 858 00:34:37.509 --> 00:34:39.378 and I'm here for anything at all that you need, 859 00:34:39.478 --> 00:34:41.547 whether it's a refill or a rescue. 860 00:34:41.647 --> 00:34:43.315 Hey, babe? I really need you right now. 861 00:34:43.415 --> 00:34:44.850 Aunt Carol and her bridge club want a photo. 862 00:34:44.949 --> 00:34:47.119 -Okay, I'll rescue you. -Like, now. 863 00:34:47.219 --> 00:34:48.954 -[sighs] -Save you in a bit. 864 00:34:51.657 --> 00:34:54.226 Sleeping arrangements aren't gonna be a problem. 865 00:34:54.326 --> 00:34:56.762 The rooms are huge. 866 00:34:56.862 --> 00:34:57.929 [laughs] 867 00:34:58.464 --> 00:35:01.099 I situated myself on the couch like a gentleman. 868 00:35:01.200 --> 00:35:03.068 And didn't think to change. 869 00:35:03.669 --> 00:35:08.507 Zoey, I'm creating a character, okay? 870 00:35:08.607 --> 00:35:09.741 -Mm-hmm. -I just... 871 00:35:09.841 --> 00:35:11.977 I need you to trust the work. 872 00:35:13.379 --> 00:35:15.981 Now, which one is the ex? 873 00:35:16.081 --> 00:35:17.883 I don't think he's here yet. 874 00:35:18.517 --> 00:35:21.019 Okay, good, I'm gonna go get us some drinks. 875 00:35:21.119 --> 00:35:23.555 [jazz music continues] 876 00:35:28.527 --> 00:35:29.661 [music ends] 877 00:35:29.761 --> 00:35:32.731 [tender, poignant music playing] 878 00:35:50.749 --> 00:35:51.717 Oh! 879 00:35:51.817 --> 00:35:52.818 [gasps] 880 00:35:52.918 --> 00:35:54.186 Chase. 881 00:35:54.286 --> 00:35:55.521 Here. 882 00:35:56.054 --> 00:35:57.189 [sighs] 883 00:35:59.225 --> 00:36:00.592 [Chase] Uh... 884 00:36:01.293 --> 00:36:02.528 Hi. 885 00:36:03.161 --> 00:36:04.463 Hi. 886 00:36:04.996 --> 00:36:05.997 Hi! 887 00:36:06.097 --> 00:36:07.533 [Chase] Oh, um... 888 00:36:08.300 --> 00:36:10.536 this is my girlfriend, Danielle. 889 00:36:10.636 --> 00:36:12.604 -Hi. -So excited to be here. 890 00:36:12.704 --> 00:36:14.105 It's like a dream, meeting everyone 891 00:36:14.206 --> 00:36:16.141 Chase keeps talking about from high school. 892 00:36:16.242 --> 00:36:17.343 Nice to meet you. I'm-- 893 00:36:17.443 --> 00:36:19.211 Ah. Let me guess. 894 00:36:19.311 --> 00:36:20.746 Dana. 895 00:36:20.846 --> 00:36:22.047 Lola? 896 00:36:22.147 --> 00:36:23.882 -Coco? -Zoey. I'm Zoey. 897 00:36:23.982 --> 00:36:26.585 Chase, I don't remember you mentioning a Zoey. 898 00:36:26.685 --> 00:36:29.154 Yeah, well, must have slipped my mind. 899 00:36:29.255 --> 00:36:30.722 [Danielle] Ah, sorry. 900 00:36:30.822 --> 00:36:33.725 Vodka martini, slightly dirty. 901 00:36:33.825 --> 00:36:35.961 Mm, just like you, cowgirl. 902 00:36:36.061 --> 00:36:37.329 [Zoey giggles] 903 00:36:37.429 --> 00:36:39.998 Hi, I'm Hugo Hemsworth, Zoey's boyf. 904 00:36:40.098 --> 00:36:43.168 Oh! Boyf. Wow, that's a strong grip. 905 00:36:43.269 --> 00:36:44.936 -And jawline. -Thank you. 906 00:36:45.036 --> 00:36:48.039 I... [splutters] am Chase. Chase. 907 00:36:48.740 --> 00:36:49.808 [Danielle] Danielle. 908 00:36:49.908 --> 00:36:51.410 -Hi, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 909 00:36:51.510 --> 00:36:52.644 [cell phone chimes] 910 00:36:52.744 --> 00:36:54.580 -Hang on one second. -Yes, babe, sure. 911 00:36:57.683 --> 00:36:59.485 Um, I have to take this. 912 00:36:59.585 --> 00:37:01.820 -So nice to meet you, Danielle. -Likewise. 913 00:37:01.920 --> 00:37:03.622 Chase, I had something I wanted to tell you, 914 00:37:03.722 --> 00:37:06.091 but must have slipped my mind. See you. 915 00:37:07.092 --> 00:37:08.226 [Todd] See you, sexy. 916 00:37:08.760 --> 00:37:09.928 You'll have to excuse the scrubs. 917 00:37:10.028 --> 00:37:11.897 I had to come straight from surgery. 918 00:37:12.331 --> 00:37:13.632 -Surgery? -Wow. 919 00:37:13.732 --> 00:37:14.833 We pulled a double. 920 00:37:14.933 --> 00:37:16.902 Heart and brain at the same time. 921 00:37:17.336 --> 00:37:18.437 That's amazing. 922 00:37:18.537 --> 00:37:20.672 ["good 4 u" by Olivia Rodrigo plays] 923 00:37:20.772 --> 00:37:22.474 [vocalizes] * Well, good for you * 924 00:37:22.574 --> 00:37:24.209 * I guess you moved on really easily * 925 00:37:24.310 --> 00:37:26.945 * Found a new girl, and it only took a couple weeks * 926 00:37:27.045 --> 00:37:31.116 * Remember when you said you wanted to give me the world? * 927 00:37:31.216 --> 00:37:32.818 * World * 928 00:37:32.918 --> 00:37:34.286 * And good for you * 929 00:37:34.386 --> 00:37:35.987 * I guess that you've been working on yourself * 930 00:37:36.087 --> 00:37:37.556 * I guess that therapist I found for you * 931 00:37:37.656 --> 00:37:38.624 * She really helped * 932 00:37:38.724 --> 00:37:40.459 * Now you can be a better man * 933 00:37:40.559 --> 00:37:42.728 * For your brand-new girl * 934 00:37:42.828 --> 00:37:44.463 [Zoey] Sorry, I was getting the car detailed. 935 00:37:44.563 --> 00:37:45.964 -Please! -Oh, the shoes. 936 00:37:46.064 --> 00:37:47.766 Then take them off. Take them off. 937 00:37:47.866 --> 00:37:48.967 -Greg. -Okay, here. 938 00:37:49.067 --> 00:37:50.502 Leave her shoes-- Leave them there! 939 00:37:50.602 --> 00:37:51.637 Okay. 940 00:37:51.737 --> 00:37:53.305 Oh, sorry. Okay, okay. 941 00:37:54.005 --> 00:37:55.941 Perhaps you'd care to explain... 942 00:37:57.343 --> 00:37:58.610 -this. -[Zoey gasps] 943 00:37:58.710 --> 00:38:00.779 The thing I love most about Jordyn J. 944 00:38:00.879 --> 00:38:04.115 is probably her boobs. 945 00:38:04.215 --> 00:38:07.185 Oh, my God. The hair... 946 00:38:08.354 --> 00:38:11.022 looks so... 947 00:38:12.458 --> 00:38:13.392 good. 948 00:38:13.492 --> 00:38:15.461 So you knew about this 949 00:38:15.561 --> 00:38:16.728 and you let it happen? 950 00:38:16.828 --> 00:38:19.765 Because the hair? That was it. 951 00:38:19.865 --> 00:38:21.333 That was all that he had. 952 00:38:21.433 --> 00:38:22.701 That's exactly why. 953 00:38:22.801 --> 00:38:25.737 He wanted to show Jordyn J. and America 954 00:38:25.837 --> 00:38:28.374 that he's more than just his hair. 955 00:38:28.474 --> 00:38:30.141 Uh, he's a trendsetter. 956 00:38:30.241 --> 00:38:31.943 It's called strategy. 957 00:38:32.043 --> 00:38:33.178 Is it? 958 00:38:33.278 --> 00:38:37.616 Kelley, being your first and only female producer, 959 00:38:37.716 --> 00:38:39.351 you just got to trust me on this. 960 00:38:39.451 --> 00:38:42.588 I know what our audience wants because I am our audience. 961 00:38:42.688 --> 00:38:46.992 And I love the hair. 962 00:38:49.327 --> 00:38:50.496 For your own sake, 963 00:38:50.596 --> 00:38:53.599 I hope that you are right. 964 00:38:54.600 --> 00:38:55.867 [Zoey] Okay. 965 00:38:56.635 --> 00:38:57.869 [Kelley] Zoey? 966 00:38:58.404 --> 00:38:59.671 Seriously. 967 00:39:00.305 --> 00:39:01.272 Hot dress. 968 00:39:01.373 --> 00:39:02.741 -Oh. -[Kelley] Yeah. 969 00:39:03.542 --> 00:39:04.643 Now I take you seriously. 970 00:39:04.743 --> 00:39:06.845 Okay. Thanks. 971 00:39:06.945 --> 00:39:08.179 Greg! 972 00:39:09.247 --> 00:39:10.582 Punch you in the face. 973 00:39:11.316 --> 00:39:14.219 [Todd] Just pumping away, trying to get a pulse. 974 00:39:14.319 --> 00:39:16.822 Seven-year-old kid swallowed a ping-pong ball. 975 00:39:16.922 --> 00:39:18.089 [gasps] 976 00:39:18.590 --> 00:39:20.492 -So sad. -Oh, my God. 977 00:39:20.592 --> 00:39:21.660 No, no, no. Don't worry. 978 00:39:21.760 --> 00:39:23.061 He is fine. 979 00:39:23.161 --> 00:39:24.830 [all laugh] 980 00:39:24.930 --> 00:39:27.298 Nobody has ever died on my table. 981 00:39:27.399 --> 00:39:28.333 Aw! 982 00:39:28.434 --> 00:39:30.201 Except maybe a couple times. 983 00:39:30.301 --> 00:39:32.203 [laughter] 984 00:39:32.303 --> 00:39:33.539 Who even is this guy? 985 00:39:33.639 --> 00:39:35.774 Shh. He's so sweet. 986 00:39:35.874 --> 00:39:37.643 You know what? Enough about me. 987 00:39:37.743 --> 00:39:40.546 Stacey, I'm a huge fan of the pod. 988 00:39:40.646 --> 00:39:41.813 Total Slaughter-head. 989 00:39:41.913 --> 00:39:43.415 -Oh! -[Todd] Yeah. 990 00:39:43.515 --> 00:39:45.451 Any updates on the Malibu Murderer? 991 00:39:45.551 --> 00:39:48.420 Oh. Um... you listen? 992 00:39:48.520 --> 00:39:49.755 Ahem. I'm back. 993 00:39:49.855 --> 00:39:52.691 This is Mark, my field producer. 994 00:39:52.791 --> 00:39:53.959 -Husband. -Uh-huh. 995 00:39:54.059 --> 00:39:55.827 But, yes, also field producer. 996 00:39:55.927 --> 00:39:57.262 Didn't you and Quinn used to...? 997 00:39:57.362 --> 00:39:58.797 Date. Yes. 998 00:39:58.897 --> 00:40:00.599 Yeah, it was just a fling. 999 00:40:00.699 --> 00:40:02.100 But this, uh... 1000 00:40:02.868 --> 00:40:04.570 -This is the real deal. -Excuse me. 1001 00:40:04.670 --> 00:40:06.004 How was it with the witness? 1002 00:40:06.104 --> 00:40:08.406 -I got a description... -Yes, Mark. Great work. 1003 00:40:08.507 --> 00:40:09.541 ...of his hands. 1004 00:40:09.641 --> 00:40:11.009 Damn it, Mark, that's not enough. 1005 00:40:11.109 --> 00:40:11.943 But go on. 1006 00:40:12.043 --> 00:40:14.746 She said the hands were large. 1007 00:40:16.582 --> 00:40:17.549 That's it? 1008 00:40:17.649 --> 00:40:19.050 [Todd] Not guilty! 1009 00:40:19.150 --> 00:40:20.486 [all laugh] 1010 00:40:21.152 --> 00:40:23.188 -[woman] They're enormous. -[Danielle] Oh, so funny! 1011 00:40:23.288 --> 00:40:26.257 [Zoey] Jordan B., why is your hair orange? 1012 00:40:26.357 --> 00:40:28.426 I thought I could fix it without anyone noticing. 1013 00:40:28.527 --> 00:40:30.128 Fix what? 1014 00:40:31.963 --> 00:40:34.099 I found a gray hair, okay? 1015 00:40:34.199 --> 00:40:35.400 You happy? 1016 00:40:35.501 --> 00:40:37.836 I can't have gray hair at 23. I'm supposed to be hot. 1017 00:40:37.936 --> 00:40:40.105 You bleached your whole head because of one gray hair? 1018 00:40:40.205 --> 00:40:42.173 Then it kind of started falling out, so I had to cut it. 1019 00:40:42.273 --> 00:40:44.510 I tried to find you first, but you weren't here. 1020 00:40:44.610 --> 00:40:45.944 I'm sorry. I know. 1021 00:40:46.044 --> 00:40:47.946 -It's just... -[cell phone chimes] 1022 00:40:48.714 --> 00:40:50.482 Hang on. One second. 1023 00:40:52.751 --> 00:40:54.085 Um... 1024 00:40:55.120 --> 00:40:56.788 -I'm gonna have to leave again. -What? 1025 00:40:56.888 --> 00:40:59.491 If you need anything at all, you call me. 1026 00:40:59.591 --> 00:41:01.760 Not Kelley, okay? Me. 1027 00:41:01.860 --> 00:41:03.394 You're gonna be fine. 1028 00:41:07.432 --> 00:41:08.934 What was I saying? 1029 00:41:09.034 --> 00:41:10.468 Oh, yeah. Jordyn's boobs. 1030 00:41:11.336 --> 00:41:14.005 [funky, upbeat music playing] 1031 00:41:15.340 --> 00:41:17.408 [breathing heavily] 1032 00:41:18.209 --> 00:41:21.246 Om... 1033 00:41:21.346 --> 00:41:22.480 * Cha cha * 1034 00:41:23.949 --> 00:41:26.184 * Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da * 1035 00:41:27.452 --> 00:41:28.520 [sighs] 1036 00:41:28.620 --> 00:41:29.855 * If you wanna have some fun * 1037 00:41:29.955 --> 00:41:31.857 * Come with me I'll give you some * 1038 00:41:31.957 --> 00:41:33.759 * Get back, get back * 1039 00:41:33.859 --> 00:41:36.862 [Todd] So, in a way, I credit Zoey 1040 00:41:36.962 --> 00:41:38.630 for saving that little boy's life. 1041 00:41:38.730 --> 00:41:40.398 -[all] Aw! -[Todd] Yeah, she... 1042 00:41:41.132 --> 00:41:42.701 -[woman] So sweet. -[Todd] Oh, my God. 1043 00:41:42.801 --> 00:41:44.570 She inspires me to be a better surgeon. 1044 00:41:44.670 --> 00:41:47.138 -[all] Aw! -Wow. 1045 00:41:47.238 --> 00:41:49.575 Can you take a look at my feet? Because-- 1046 00:41:49.675 --> 00:41:50.742 [all yell] 1047 00:41:50.842 --> 00:41:52.477 -Whoa! -What is that?! 1048 00:41:52.578 --> 00:41:53.879 [Mark] I'm sorry, it stinks. 1049 00:41:53.979 --> 00:41:55.647 [Michael] Don't smell it. Just fix it. 1050 00:41:55.747 --> 00:41:57.148 Quinn? 1051 00:41:57.783 --> 00:41:59.484 Quinn? 1052 00:41:59.585 --> 00:42:01.386 [cell phone vibrates] 1053 00:42:03.354 --> 00:42:05.924 -Jordan B., what do you want? -[Jordan B.] Zoey. [cries] 1054 00:42:06.024 --> 00:42:08.827 Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't cry. Don't cry. 1055 00:42:09.795 --> 00:42:11.162 It's gonna-- It's gonna be okay. 1056 00:42:11.697 --> 00:42:14.866 No! A neck tattoo will not fix what you did to your hair. 1057 00:42:14.966 --> 00:42:16.935 [Quinn] Who's getting a neck tattoo? 1058 00:42:18.303 --> 00:42:19.905 I-I have to go. 1059 00:42:20.772 --> 00:42:23.041 Quinn, I've been looking all over for you. 1060 00:42:23.141 --> 00:42:25.376 What are you doing in the bathtub? 1061 00:42:25.476 --> 00:42:26.978 I'm unclogging the drain. 1062 00:42:27.078 --> 00:42:29.347 Did you know clogged drains can lead to corrosion and flooding? 1063 00:42:29.815 --> 00:42:30.916 Oh no. 1064 00:42:31.683 --> 00:42:33.852 Okay, what's wrong? 1065 00:42:35.186 --> 00:42:38.690 I never dreamed of having a wedding. 1066 00:42:39.591 --> 00:42:41.827 But then I fell in love with someone who did. 1067 00:42:42.393 --> 00:42:46.064 And I want to do this for him, but it's all a lot. 1068 00:42:46.632 --> 00:42:48.299 Does Logan know that? 1069 00:42:48.399 --> 00:42:50.869 We've been together over a decade. You'd think so. 1070 00:42:51.569 --> 00:42:52.771 But he's so totally absorbed, 1071 00:42:52.871 --> 00:42:54.239 it's like he's a different person. 1072 00:42:54.339 --> 00:42:56.642 I know he's dreamed of having an extravagant wedding, 1073 00:42:56.742 --> 00:42:58.409 and I'm trying to be sensitive to that. 1074 00:42:58.509 --> 00:43:01.747 But I'm not a rational function. My limits are not infinite. 1075 00:43:01.847 --> 00:43:03.581 If only humans could have vertical asymptotes, 1076 00:43:03.682 --> 00:43:04.916 you know what I'm saying? 1077 00:43:06.251 --> 00:43:08.119 Not at all. 1078 00:43:08.654 --> 00:43:10.588 But I think I get the gist of it. 1079 00:43:11.757 --> 00:43:13.424 So why don't we just get out of here. 1080 00:43:13.524 --> 00:43:15.426 Leave my own party? 1081 00:43:15.526 --> 00:43:17.195 I don't think I'm allowed to do that. 1082 00:43:17.295 --> 00:43:19.564 You're the bride. You can do whatever you want. 1083 00:43:20.666 --> 00:43:22.033 Party's almost over. 1084 00:43:22.133 --> 00:43:23.201 Plus, there's a cake down there 1085 00:43:23.301 --> 00:43:25.036 that everyone thinks is you anyway. 1086 00:43:25.570 --> 00:43:26.604 [laughs] 1087 00:43:27.405 --> 00:43:30.141 -Where would we even go? -I have ideas. 1088 00:43:30.241 --> 00:43:32.410 -[muted club music playing] -Seriously? 1089 00:43:32.510 --> 00:43:33.745 A karaoke bar? 1090 00:43:33.845 --> 00:43:35.947 No, no, no, no. It's late. 1091 00:43:36.047 --> 00:43:37.749 The rehearsal's tomorrow. 1092 00:43:37.849 --> 00:43:40.185 -We gotta be rested. -[Quinn] Hey! 1093 00:43:40.752 --> 00:43:41.920 Look at me. 1094 00:43:42.020 --> 00:43:43.388 I love you. 1095 00:43:44.389 --> 00:43:45.891 I love you too. 1096 00:43:45.991 --> 00:43:47.993 So stop thinking about the wedding for one second 1097 00:43:48.093 --> 00:43:50.428 and have some fun with me, okay? 1098 00:43:51.763 --> 00:43:52.630 [sighs] 1099 00:43:52.731 --> 00:43:53.799 Fine. 1100 00:43:53.899 --> 00:43:55.300 -Okay. All right. -[all] Yeah! 1101 00:43:55.400 --> 00:43:57.568 But if Michael doesn't sing Limp Bizkit, I'm leaving. 1102 00:43:57.669 --> 00:44:00.338 Cool. Everyone's drinks are on Logan. Let's go inside. 1103 00:44:00.438 --> 00:44:02.607 -[all cheer] -Let's go. Come on, babe. 1104 00:44:02.708 --> 00:44:04.475 -[Michael] That's it, Logan. -[Stacey] Let's do this. 1105 00:44:04.910 --> 00:44:06.111 -You good? -I'm good. You good? 1106 00:44:06.211 --> 00:44:07.578 -Yeah. Great. -Good. 1107 00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:09.147 [Michael yelling] 1108 00:44:10.949 --> 00:44:12.617 [rock music playing] 1109 00:44:13.752 --> 00:44:15.486 * Chocolate stardust * 1110 00:44:17.388 --> 00:44:19.624 * Keep on rolling, baby * 1111 00:44:20.491 --> 00:44:21.927 * Throw your hands up * 1112 00:44:22.027 --> 00:44:24.429 * Now move in, now move out, hands up, now hands down * 1113 00:44:24.529 --> 00:44:27.265 * Back up, back up, tell me what you gonna do now * 1114 00:44:27.365 --> 00:44:29.667 * Breathe in, now breathe out, hands up, now hands down * 1115 00:44:29.768 --> 00:44:32.203 * Back up, back up, tell me what you gonna do now * 1116 00:44:32.303 --> 00:44:34.472 * Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' * 1117 00:44:34.572 --> 00:44:37.075 * Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' * 1118 00:44:37.175 --> 00:44:39.610 * Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' * 1119 00:44:39.711 --> 00:44:40.879 * Keep rollin'... * 1120 00:44:40.979 --> 00:44:43.281 Yeah! This is my favorite! Rollin', rollin'! 1121 00:44:43.381 --> 00:44:44.816 * I know y'all be lovin this ish right here * 1122 00:44:44.916 --> 00:44:47.485 * L-I-M-P Bizkit is right here * 1123 00:44:47.585 --> 00:44:49.620 * Gonna F you up, shut the F up * 1124 00:44:49.721 --> 00:44:53.391 * And back the F up while we F this track up * 1125 00:44:53.491 --> 00:44:55.360 [inaudible] 1126 00:44:57.395 --> 00:44:59.130 * You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? * 1127 00:44:59.230 --> 00:45:00.665 * You can't mess with Limp Bizkit * 1128 00:45:00.766 --> 00:45:02.934 * 'Cause we get it on every day and every night * 1129 00:45:03.034 --> 00:45:04.635 Was he always that talented? 1130 00:45:04.736 --> 00:45:08.539 Yeah, but in school it was mostly sad flute music. 1131 00:45:08.639 --> 00:45:09.941 Oh, yes! 1132 00:45:10.041 --> 00:45:12.778 So you all went to high school together? 1133 00:45:12.878 --> 00:45:14.479 Yeah! PCA, baby! 1134 00:45:14.579 --> 00:45:16.481 So sad what happened. 1135 00:45:17.315 --> 00:45:20.852 We were the last class to attend Pacific Coast Academy. 1136 00:45:20.952 --> 00:45:23.855 The school closed down in 2009 1137 00:45:23.955 --> 00:45:27.525 when multiple parents complained about poor education standards, 1138 00:45:27.625 --> 00:45:30.295 leading the state to launch a formal investigation, 1139 00:45:30.395 --> 00:45:33.198 only to discover the school wasn't even accredited 1140 00:45:33.298 --> 00:45:35.633 and Dean Rivers was stealing students' tuition 1141 00:45:35.733 --> 00:45:38.236 and blowing it at Morongo Casino and Resort. 1142 00:45:38.336 --> 00:45:40.605 Yeah, it wasn't even a real school. 1143 00:45:40.705 --> 00:45:43.174 The student loans were real! Ha! 1144 00:45:43.274 --> 00:45:45.710 [laughing] I have so much debt! 1145 00:45:47.745 --> 00:45:49.915 * Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' * 1146 00:45:50.015 --> 00:45:51.582 * Rollin' * 1147 00:45:51.682 --> 00:45:53.451 -[all cheer] -Woo! 1148 00:45:54.552 --> 00:45:57.322 -Let's go! -Great job, buddy. Great job. 1149 00:45:57.422 --> 00:45:59.657 -Let's do it. -[Logan] That was awesome! 1150 00:45:59.757 --> 00:46:01.692 [indistinct shouting] 1151 00:46:01.793 --> 00:46:04.830 I'm gonna hit the head. Does anybody need anything? 1152 00:46:04.930 --> 00:46:07.232 Chase? Maybe a water? 1153 00:46:07.332 --> 00:46:08.900 Yes. 1154 00:46:09.000 --> 00:46:10.601 All right, I'll be right back. 1155 00:46:11.169 --> 00:46:13.504 -Consent to a kiss? -Granted. 1156 00:46:21.579 --> 00:46:24.916 All right, next up, we have Hugo Hemsworth 1157 00:46:25.016 --> 00:46:27.618 and Chase Matthews 1158 00:46:27.718 --> 00:46:28.786 singing a duet. 1159 00:46:28.887 --> 00:46:30.455 No, I'm all set. 1160 00:46:31.489 --> 00:46:33.925 Babe, you love karaoke. Go! 1161 00:46:34.025 --> 00:46:35.726 [cheers and applause] 1162 00:46:37.362 --> 00:46:40.298 [all chanting] Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase! 1163 00:46:40.932 --> 00:46:42.067 -Yes! -Woo! 1164 00:46:42.167 --> 00:46:43.568 [Stacey] Yes, Chase! 1165 00:46:43.668 --> 00:46:44.569 Go, Chase, go! 1166 00:46:44.669 --> 00:46:45.871 Hope you're cool with the high part. 1167 00:46:45.971 --> 00:46:46.938 Uh, what song are we even-- 1168 00:46:47.038 --> 00:46:50.675 * Now I've had * 1169 00:46:50.775 --> 00:46:53.244 * The time of my life * 1170 00:46:53.344 --> 00:46:56.347 * No, I never felt like this before * 1171 00:46:56.447 --> 00:46:58.216 Damn it, I love this song. 1172 00:46:58.316 --> 00:46:59.985 * Yes, I swear * 1173 00:47:00.085 --> 00:47:02.087 * It's the truth * 1174 00:47:02.187 --> 00:47:04.956 * And I owe it all to you * 1175 00:47:05.056 --> 00:47:08.459 * 'Cause I've had * 1176 00:47:08.559 --> 00:47:11.096 * The time of my life * 1177 00:47:11.196 --> 00:47:14.933 * And I owe it all to you * 1178 00:47:15.366 --> 00:47:17.302 -Yo, they're both... -Pretty good! 1179 00:47:17.402 --> 00:47:19.037 -Yeah. -Let's go, Chase! 1180 00:47:19.137 --> 00:47:20.471 Not bad. 1181 00:47:20.571 --> 00:47:22.473 Bet you didn't know I was a high tenor, did you? 1182 00:47:22.573 --> 00:47:24.442 * I've been waiting for so long * 1183 00:47:24.542 --> 00:47:27.078 * Now I finally found someone * 1184 00:47:27.178 --> 00:47:29.547 * To stand by me * 1185 00:47:31.116 --> 00:47:33.618 * We saw the writing on the wall * 1186 00:47:33.718 --> 00:47:37.889 * As we felt this magical fantasy * 1187 00:47:39.790 --> 00:47:42.393 * Now with passion in our eyes * 1188 00:47:42.493 --> 00:47:46.631 * There's no way we could disguise it secretly * 1189 00:47:49.267 --> 00:47:50.902 * So we take each others' hand * 1190 00:47:51.002 --> 00:47:56.474 * 'Cause we seem to understand the urgency * 1191 00:47:57.408 --> 00:47:59.710 [tender, upbeat music playing] 1192 00:48:04.115 --> 00:48:05.816 -Are they...? -Wasted? 1193 00:48:05.917 --> 00:48:07.518 One of them is. 1194 00:48:07.986 --> 00:48:10.388 * I've had * 1195 00:48:10.488 --> 00:48:12.690 * The time of my life * 1196 00:48:12.790 --> 00:48:17.162 * No, I never felt this way before * 1197 00:48:17.262 --> 00:48:19.364 * Yes, I swear * 1198 00:48:19.464 --> 00:48:22.200 * It's the truth * 1199 00:48:22.300 --> 00:48:26.437 * And I owe it all to you * 1200 00:48:26.537 --> 00:48:27.838 [cheering] 1201 00:48:27.939 --> 00:48:29.374 [Michael] See that bod? 1202 00:48:33.811 --> 00:48:35.113 Yes! 1203 00:48:35.213 --> 00:48:36.481 [Mark] Calm down. 1204 00:48:47.292 --> 00:48:49.194 [cheering] 1205 00:48:49.860 --> 00:48:51.196 Yes! 1206 00:48:53.431 --> 00:48:55.766 I can't dance like that. I can't dance like that. 1207 00:48:55.866 --> 00:48:57.935 No, come on! Come on! 1208 00:48:58.036 --> 00:48:59.704 Oh, whoa, whoa. Are you okay? 1209 00:48:59.804 --> 00:49:01.172 I am so sorry, dude. 1210 00:49:01.272 --> 00:49:02.507 What is this? 1211 00:49:02.607 --> 00:49:04.175 What? I thought we were just having fun. 1212 00:49:04.275 --> 00:49:05.710 This is about Zoey, isn't it? 1213 00:49:05.810 --> 00:49:07.878 You're mad we dated so you're trying to make me jealous. 1214 00:49:07.979 --> 00:49:10.248 Well, that's not gonna work, Mr. Sexy Doctor Man, 1215 00:49:10.348 --> 00:49:12.250 because I don't care about Zoey anymore. 1216 00:49:12.350 --> 00:49:14.585 -What's happening? -Looks like they're fighting. 1217 00:49:14.685 --> 00:49:16.254 [inaudible] 1218 00:49:17.388 --> 00:49:18.556 Let's just chill out. 1219 00:49:18.656 --> 00:49:20.958 That's it. I'm over it! I'm over her! 1220 00:49:22.393 --> 00:49:24.795 -Well, doesn't sound like it. -What'd you say? 1221 00:49:24.895 --> 00:49:26.431 I just get the feeling 1222 00:49:26.531 --> 00:49:29.234 that maybe you're not actually over her. 1223 00:49:32.137 --> 00:49:33.571 -[screams] -[all gasp] 1224 00:49:34.705 --> 00:49:36.274 [all cheer] 1225 00:49:38.876 --> 00:49:40.445 [laughing] 1226 00:49:41.412 --> 00:49:43.281 You're getting a bit heavy. 1227 00:49:44.549 --> 00:49:46.484 -Ah! -[all gasp] 1228 00:49:48.919 --> 00:49:50.888 -[Mark] What? -Up! Up! 1229 00:49:50.988 --> 00:49:52.190 What is your problem? 1230 00:49:52.290 --> 00:49:55.293 Oh, boo-hoo! Time for rehearsal! 1231 00:49:55.393 --> 00:49:56.761 Out of bed! 1232 00:49:59.197 --> 00:50:01.032 Everybody outside in ten! 1233 00:50:01.132 --> 00:50:03.234 [Stacey] What is the matter with you? 1234 00:50:03.334 --> 00:50:05.803 [both continue shouting indistinctly] 1235 00:50:10.308 --> 00:50:12.610 Can't he leave me alone for one minute? 1236 00:50:12.710 --> 00:50:14.312 I'm so sick of babysitting this guy. 1237 00:50:14.412 --> 00:50:15.846 I cannot do this today. 1238 00:50:15.946 --> 00:50:16.981 [sighs] 1239 00:50:21.219 --> 00:50:23.054 -Todd. -Hmm? 1240 00:50:23.154 --> 00:50:24.522 Aren't you a manny? 1241 00:50:25.323 --> 00:50:27.458 It's a side gig, but yeah. 1242 00:50:28.859 --> 00:50:30.761 -Hmm? -No! 1243 00:50:31.196 --> 00:50:33.398 -[whimpers] -[sighs] 1244 00:50:33.498 --> 00:50:36.467 No. I'm your fake boyfriend. 1245 00:50:37.868 --> 00:50:39.170 Fake hungover boyfriend. 1246 00:50:39.270 --> 00:50:40.871 I'm not your babysitter. 1247 00:50:41.472 --> 00:50:42.440 Please. Please. 1248 00:50:42.540 --> 00:50:44.041 [Logan] Meet me in the chapel in ten! 1249 00:50:44.142 --> 00:50:46.844 I have to go be with my friends. I really need your help on this. 1250 00:50:46.944 --> 00:50:47.912 Please. 1251 00:50:48.012 --> 00:50:49.514 The villa is just right up the street. 1252 00:50:49.614 --> 00:50:51.882 You can go up there, distract him, have fun. 1253 00:50:51.982 --> 00:50:55.019 -Please, please, please? -Wait, so I get to go to set? 1254 00:50:55.120 --> 00:50:56.854 Yes. Thank you. 1255 00:50:59.290 --> 00:51:01.626 Oh, my God. Finally. 1256 00:51:02.393 --> 00:51:04.395 [Logan] Places! Okay. 1257 00:51:04.495 --> 00:51:06.331 So we're gonna start with Michael 1258 00:51:06.431 --> 00:51:09.367 making an announcement to ask all the guests 1259 00:51:09.467 --> 00:51:11.769 to silence their phones. 1260 00:51:12.337 --> 00:51:13.604 Cue Michael. 1261 00:51:14.772 --> 00:51:16.006 [wheezes] 1262 00:51:16.507 --> 00:51:17.908 [Michael gasps weakly] 1263 00:51:20.178 --> 00:51:21.579 Cue Michael. 1264 00:51:22.513 --> 00:51:24.182 [wheezing] Silence your phone. 1265 00:51:24.282 --> 00:51:25.450 Bro, what is going on? 1266 00:51:25.550 --> 00:51:27.752 [Lyric] "I think I lost my voice." 1267 00:51:28.453 --> 00:51:30.087 How do you know what he's saying? 1268 00:51:30.188 --> 00:51:31.922 I'm really good at lip-reading. 1269 00:51:32.022 --> 00:51:33.224 From over there? 1270 00:51:33.324 --> 00:51:34.792 -Plus, I have 20/20 vision. -[Logan] Great. 1271 00:51:34.892 --> 00:51:37.495 So my officiant has lost his voice 1272 00:51:37.595 --> 00:51:39.497 the day before the wedding! 1273 00:51:40.431 --> 00:51:42.333 This is why we can't have fun. 1274 00:51:42.933 --> 00:51:44.835 [Lyric] "Let me show you. Ready?" 1275 00:51:44.935 --> 00:51:47.538 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 1276 00:51:47.638 --> 00:51:50.107 to celebrate this thing called patriarchy. 1277 00:51:51.242 --> 00:51:52.577 Heard of it? 1278 00:51:52.943 --> 00:51:55.313 Which has been used for centuries to oppress women 1279 00:51:55.413 --> 00:51:56.881 by buying and selling them. 1280 00:51:56.981 --> 00:51:59.417 It's also kept the majority of wealth in the male minority. 1281 00:51:59.517 --> 00:52:00.851 [Logan] Okay, thank you, Lyric. 1282 00:52:00.951 --> 00:52:03.788 Look, I'm sorry, buddy, but I gotta replace you. 1283 00:52:03.888 --> 00:52:05.856 -[Lyric] "Son of a--" -Fine. 1284 00:52:06.357 --> 00:52:07.925 -I'll do it. -What? 1285 00:52:08.025 --> 00:52:11.562 I have the number one murder podcast in the U.S. 1286 00:52:11.662 --> 00:52:13.398 People would literally kill 1287 00:52:13.498 --> 00:52:14.965 to have me officiate their wedding. 1288 00:52:15.065 --> 00:52:16.601 Yeah, you make a fair point. 1289 00:52:16.701 --> 00:52:18.002 But who's gonna walk me down the aisle? 1290 00:52:18.102 --> 00:52:21.239 -It's a straight line, babe. -Michael, obviously. 1291 00:52:21.672 --> 00:52:23.308 [Lyric] "Okay, sounds good." 1292 00:52:23.408 --> 00:52:24.742 [Logan] Let's try this again. 1293 00:52:24.842 --> 00:52:28.513 Stacey will ask everyone to silence their phones. 1294 00:52:28.613 --> 00:52:30.315 Get out of here, buddy. 1295 00:52:30.415 --> 00:52:32.683 -[clears throat] -Cue Stacey. 1296 00:52:33.918 --> 00:52:37.722 [in deep, booming voice] Silence your phones! 1297 00:52:38.856 --> 00:52:40.791 Just a little less creepy next time, okay? 1298 00:52:40.891 --> 00:52:43.461 Yeah, okay. Lyric's gonna sing us in. 1299 00:52:45.296 --> 00:52:46.964 Lyric! 1300 00:52:49.334 --> 00:52:50.535 [device chimes] 1301 00:52:50.635 --> 00:52:52.537 [vocalizes notes, stops] 1302 00:52:53.471 --> 00:52:55.440 [vocalizes notes, stops] 1303 00:52:55.906 --> 00:52:58.175 My AI gloves weren't programmed to deal with that reverb. 1304 00:52:58.276 --> 00:52:59.610 Did you hear the echo? 1305 00:52:59.710 --> 00:53:01.646 -[vocalizing] -[distorted audio] 1306 00:53:01.746 --> 00:53:03.514 All right, guys, get in places. 1307 00:53:03.614 --> 00:53:05.816 Michael, Mark, Camille and Jared, come on. 1308 00:53:05.916 --> 00:53:07.485 -Tighten up. -How's your nose? 1309 00:53:07.585 --> 00:53:08.886 How do you think? 1310 00:53:08.986 --> 00:53:11.356 Your boyfriend dropped me on my face on purpose. 1311 00:53:11.456 --> 00:53:13.358 He did not do it on purpose. 1312 00:53:13.458 --> 00:53:16.193 Zoey, he's very strong. His muscles are huge. 1313 00:53:16.294 --> 00:53:17.528 He definitely could have held me. 1314 00:53:17.628 --> 00:53:20.097 Classic Chase. Taking everything so personally. 1315 00:53:20.197 --> 00:53:21.832 He said he was sorry. 1316 00:53:23.401 --> 00:53:25.169 [Logan] All right, cue Camille and Jared. 1317 00:53:25.270 --> 00:53:27.738 Chase, I know it's awkward, but for the sake of our friends, 1318 00:53:27.838 --> 00:53:29.907 can't we at least just try to be friends? 1319 00:53:30.007 --> 00:53:31.108 [sighs] 1320 00:53:31.208 --> 00:53:32.743 I'm sorry, but after everything that happened, 1321 00:53:32.843 --> 00:53:34.445 did you really think we were gonna be able 1322 00:53:34.545 --> 00:53:36.080 to just link arms and stroll off into the sunset? 1323 00:53:36.180 --> 00:53:39.216 All right, now Zoey and Chase will link arms and stroll. 1324 00:53:39.317 --> 00:53:41.085 Okay, the timing of that was unfair. 1325 00:53:41.185 --> 00:53:44.121 [Logan] They're linking. They're strolling. 1326 00:53:46.190 --> 00:53:47.758 You could look happy. 1327 00:53:48.659 --> 00:53:50.094 Okay, cue the bride. 1328 00:53:51.262 --> 00:53:53.831 [Chase] And, frankly, there is no amount of philanthropy 1329 00:53:53.931 --> 00:53:55.533 that will ever make up for those mistakes. 1330 00:53:55.633 --> 00:53:57.402 -[laughter] -Lastly, 1331 00:53:57.502 --> 00:53:58.936 Quinn, you have come up 1332 00:53:59.036 --> 00:54:01.572 with so many wonderful inventions over the years, 1333 00:54:01.672 --> 00:54:03.608 but I think that your most impressive yet 1334 00:54:03.708 --> 00:54:05.876 is actually the reinvention 1335 00:54:05.976 --> 00:54:08.112 of this guy right here, my best friend. 1336 00:54:08.212 --> 00:54:10.515 He's become an amazing man because of you. 1337 00:54:10.615 --> 00:54:12.883 And so I think I speak for all of us 1338 00:54:12.983 --> 00:54:15.520 when I say thank you very much, Quinn. 1339 00:54:15.620 --> 00:54:17.788 -[all laugh] -To Quinn and Logan. Everyone. 1340 00:54:17.888 --> 00:54:19.857 [all] To Quinn and Logan! 1341 00:54:19.957 --> 00:54:21.158 [glasses clink] 1342 00:54:23.461 --> 00:54:25.596 This is nice. Stace, isn't this nice? 1343 00:54:25.696 --> 00:54:27.197 Everyone together, celebrating? 1344 00:54:27.298 --> 00:54:30.968 Mm-hmm. Mark, tell me something. You're my field producer, right? 1345 00:54:31.068 --> 00:54:32.269 And husband. 1346 00:54:32.370 --> 00:54:34.505 Then why aren't you in the field? 1347 00:54:34.605 --> 00:54:36.607 I thought we'd take the night off. 1348 00:54:36.707 --> 00:54:38.509 Can the women who are being murdered 1349 00:54:38.609 --> 00:54:39.977 take the night off, Mark? 1350 00:54:40.077 --> 00:54:41.111 But... 1351 00:54:42.246 --> 00:54:43.280 couldn't he be here? 1352 00:54:44.114 --> 00:54:45.149 -What? -I'm just saying, 1353 00:54:45.249 --> 00:54:47.385 technically couldn't the Malibu Murderer 1354 00:54:47.752 --> 00:54:49.253 be at this wedding 1355 00:54:49.354 --> 00:54:50.755 in Malibu? 1356 00:54:52.256 --> 00:54:53.458 How dare you, Mark? 1357 00:54:53.558 --> 00:54:55.292 These are our closest and dearest friends. 1358 00:54:55.393 --> 00:54:57.762 -You're so right. -Why would there be a murderer 1359 00:54:57.862 --> 00:54:59.597 -at this wedding? -Just forget I said it. 1360 00:54:59.697 --> 00:55:00.998 Enjoy your fish. 1361 00:55:04.669 --> 00:55:06.303 -Where's Hugo? -Oh. 1362 00:55:06.404 --> 00:55:07.705 Um, uh... 1363 00:55:08.673 --> 00:55:10.207 he got called in for an emergency. 1364 00:55:10.307 --> 00:55:12.377 If only there were more people like him in the world. 1365 00:55:13.010 --> 00:55:15.813 Hey, Zoe, your turn. Like yesterday. 1366 00:55:15.913 --> 00:55:17.648 Oh, right. Yeah, okay. 1367 00:55:18.248 --> 00:55:19.350 [glass clinking] 1368 00:55:19.450 --> 00:55:23.253 I would like to make a toast. 1369 00:55:24.088 --> 00:55:28.626 I've known Quinn and Logan for more than half my life. 1370 00:55:29.193 --> 00:55:31.962 During that time, I've watched Quinn grow, 1371 00:55:32.062 --> 00:55:36.501 evolve, and accomplish almost all of her dreams. 1372 00:55:37.034 --> 00:55:39.103 And I've watched Logan watch her do that. 1373 00:55:39.203 --> 00:55:40.605 [all laugh] 1374 00:55:41.005 --> 00:55:45.109 Everyone says that high school love doesn't last, 1375 00:55:45.209 --> 00:55:46.977 and they're right. 1376 00:55:47.077 --> 00:55:49.847 Most of the time, it doesn't. 1377 00:55:50.581 --> 00:55:52.717 Against all odds, 1378 00:55:52.817 --> 00:55:55.252 Quinn and Logan have proved them wrong. 1379 00:55:57.388 --> 00:55:59.289 Uh... um... 1380 00:55:59.390 --> 00:56:03.093 uh, that's why it's so real 1381 00:56:03.193 --> 00:56:05.463 and inspiring. 1382 00:56:05.563 --> 00:56:07.798 Just really makes me, 1383 00:56:07.898 --> 00:56:11.436 you know, just dance a little and, um... 1384 00:56:12.102 --> 00:56:14.672 [bangs on table] ...just really gets me 1385 00:56:14.772 --> 00:56:18.208 so excited, I just want to sing and drink a lot. 1386 00:56:18.308 --> 00:56:19.844 -[all cheer] -Yeah! 1387 00:56:19.944 --> 00:56:22.012 To Quinn and Logan! 1388 00:56:22.112 --> 00:56:24.415 -[excited chatter] -[glasses clink] 1389 00:56:25.483 --> 00:56:26.751 [all gasp] 1390 00:56:26.851 --> 00:56:29.654 I'm such a klutz. I'm gonna have to go change. 1391 00:56:29.754 --> 00:56:31.188 You missed your mouth by a lot. 1392 00:56:31.288 --> 00:56:33.190 I know. I'm sorry. I'll be right back, okay? 1393 00:56:36.360 --> 00:56:37.628 What is going on? 1394 00:56:37.728 --> 00:56:39.764 Why is he here? And what is on his face? 1395 00:56:39.864 --> 00:56:42.767 I'm an ice tiger. Grr! 1396 00:56:43.468 --> 00:56:44.735 Todd, what happened? 1397 00:56:44.835 --> 00:56:46.504 [in normal voice] You told me to babysit. 1398 00:56:46.604 --> 00:56:47.938 So I took him to the pier. 1399 00:56:48.038 --> 00:56:50.441 He wanted to ride the kiddy coaster, right? 1400 00:56:50.541 --> 00:56:53.410 But he's too big, so he hit his head on the support beam. 1401 00:56:55.379 --> 00:56:58.148 Now he can't remember the last six months of his life. 1402 00:56:58.248 --> 00:57:01.586 Including the show, or Jordyn J. 1403 00:57:01.686 --> 00:57:03.420 -What? -[roars loudly] 1404 00:57:03.521 --> 00:57:05.389 -[roaring] -My God. 1405 00:57:05.490 --> 00:57:06.791 Did I just hear a lion? 1406 00:57:06.891 --> 00:57:10.060 No. My dad made me get rid of all my exotic pets. 1407 00:57:10.160 --> 00:57:12.262 [Todd] It's not that big of a deal. 1408 00:57:12.362 --> 00:57:13.698 Right? It's okay. 1409 00:57:13.798 --> 00:57:16.901 I mean, wasn't Jordan B. pretty stupid already? 1410 00:57:17.367 --> 00:57:19.103 [roars] 1411 00:57:20.270 --> 00:57:21.872 You're right, maybe nobody will even notice. 1412 00:57:21.972 --> 00:57:24.308 I mean, I'm gonna be telling him exactly what to say. 1413 00:57:24.742 --> 00:57:26.644 Okay, I need to get back down there. 1414 00:57:26.744 --> 00:57:28.178 So you're gonna sneak him into the villa, 1415 00:57:28.278 --> 00:57:29.747 put him to sleep, he'll sleep this off, 1416 00:57:29.847 --> 00:57:31.982 -and everything will be-- -[cell phone chimes] 1417 00:57:32.082 --> 00:57:33.317 Oh. 1418 00:57:36.721 --> 00:57:38.022 [screams] 1419 00:57:38.122 --> 00:57:40.424 [bright, upbeat music playing] 1420 00:57:42.426 --> 00:57:44.061 [panting] 1421 00:57:56.841 --> 00:57:58.743 [male voice] Door opening. 1422 00:58:04.549 --> 00:58:05.950 Door closing. 1423 00:58:08.919 --> 00:58:10.320 Zoey, it is show day. 1424 00:58:10.420 --> 00:58:12.389 You said you were gonna have the car back in time, 1425 00:58:12.489 --> 00:58:13.958 so where's the car, babe? 1426 00:58:14.058 --> 00:58:15.125 Archer, I promise you, 1427 00:58:15.225 --> 00:58:17.061 the car is the least of your worries. 1428 00:58:17.161 --> 00:58:20.865 Have you seen Jordan B. today? Is he acting a little, 1429 00:58:20.965 --> 00:58:23.000 um, I don't know, different? 1430 00:58:24.168 --> 00:58:25.770 Oh, hey! 1431 00:58:26.370 --> 00:58:28.105 -Hi. -Hey! 1432 00:58:28.205 --> 00:58:29.339 Whoa! 1433 00:58:31.408 --> 00:58:33.077 [panicked chatter] 1434 00:58:33.711 --> 00:58:35.680 Just as dumb as usual. Why? 1435 00:58:35.780 --> 00:58:38.348 No reason! Look, I'm on my way with the car. 1436 00:58:38.448 --> 00:58:41.351 I just have to make a little pit stop in Santa Barbara. 1437 00:58:41.451 --> 00:58:44.254 Santa Barbara? That is not on the way. 1438 00:58:44.822 --> 00:58:46.190 Okay, um... 1439 00:58:47.625 --> 00:58:49.259 What do I do? 1440 00:58:50.094 --> 00:58:51.829 [heavy metal music blares] 1441 00:58:51.929 --> 00:58:53.564 -[music turned off] -No. 1442 00:58:53.664 --> 00:58:55.265 [male voice] Door opening. 1443 00:58:55.365 --> 00:58:57.501 [gasps] Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! I did not mean to! 1444 00:58:57.602 --> 00:58:59.203 -[groans] -Oh, Chase. 1445 00:58:59.303 --> 00:59:00.571 It's you. 1446 00:59:00.671 --> 00:59:02.072 Zoey! 1447 00:59:02.940 --> 00:59:05.175 If my nose wasn't broken before, I think it might be now. 1448 00:59:05.275 --> 00:59:06.944 Why are you even up this early? 1449 00:59:07.044 --> 00:59:08.779 I went on a run. Why are you even up right now? 1450 00:59:08.879 --> 00:59:10.414 Is your nose bleeding? 1451 00:59:10.514 --> 00:59:11.782 Oh, here, I have some tissues. 1452 00:59:11.882 --> 00:59:13.117 [male voice] Door closing. 1453 00:59:13.217 --> 00:59:14.652 -Uh, no... -Wait, no, no, no! 1454 00:59:14.752 --> 00:59:16.587 Wait, wait! 1455 00:59:16.687 --> 00:59:18.288 [male voice] Navigation calculated. 1456 00:59:18.388 --> 00:59:21.592 Estimated time: one hour, 12 minutes. 1457 00:59:22.559 --> 00:59:24.494 Zoey? Turn it off. 1458 00:59:24.595 --> 00:59:26.063 [Zoey] I don't know how. 1459 00:59:26.163 --> 00:59:28.332 [Chase] You don't know how to work your own car? 1460 00:59:28.432 --> 00:59:30.434 -Come on. -Turn off! 1461 00:59:31.001 --> 00:59:33.237 -Door. Stop car. -[Chase] Uh... 1462 00:59:34.739 --> 00:59:36.140 [Zoey] Cancel trip. 1463 00:59:36.240 --> 00:59:39.176 [male voice] New drive time: one hour, 59 minutes. 1464 00:59:39.276 --> 00:59:41.111 [Chase] Why did it just go up? 1465 00:59:41.211 --> 00:59:43.513 -Quinn? -Here comes the bride. 1466 00:59:43.614 --> 00:59:47.618 All dressed in really pretty pink pajamas. Hello? 1467 00:59:47.718 --> 00:59:49.754 -Wedding day! -Good morning! 1468 00:59:49.854 --> 00:59:53.090 -You all look so good! -You do! 1469 00:59:54.659 --> 00:59:55.860 Where's Zoey? 1470 00:59:55.960 --> 00:59:57.561 -Oh. -Zoey? 1471 00:59:57.662 --> 00:59:58.696 Zoey? 1472 00:59:58.796 --> 01:00:00.931 -Zoe? -Zoey? 1473 01:00:01.398 --> 01:00:02.633 -Zoey? -Zoey? 1474 01:00:12.542 --> 01:00:14.578 It's showtime, baby. 1475 01:00:23.153 --> 01:00:25.289 Can you at least tell me where we're going? 1476 01:00:30.460 --> 01:00:34.031 Cool, I guess we'll just sit in silence then. 1477 01:00:35.299 --> 01:00:36.633 Chase, you made it very clear 1478 01:00:36.734 --> 01:00:38.669 that you don't want to hear what I have to say. 1479 01:00:38.769 --> 01:00:40.170 I thought that maybe this weekend, 1480 01:00:40.270 --> 01:00:42.106 we could put our past behind us and act like adults, 1481 01:00:42.206 --> 01:00:43.841 but clearly we cannot. 1482 01:00:43.941 --> 01:00:46.811 So, yes, I think it's best if we don't speak. 1483 01:00:46.911 --> 01:00:48.679 [male voice] Playing "Don't Speak." 1484 01:00:49.546 --> 01:00:51.782 * You and me * 1485 01:00:52.449 --> 01:00:55.619 * We used to be together * 1486 01:00:55.720 --> 01:00:58.655 * Every day, together * 1487 01:00:58.756 --> 01:01:01.091 * Always * 1488 01:01:02.159 --> 01:01:05.062 * I really feel * 1489 01:01:05.162 --> 01:01:08.098 * That I'm losing my best friend * 1490 01:01:08.198 --> 01:01:13.370 * I can't believe this could be the end * 1491 01:01:14.271 --> 01:01:15.405 * Don't speak * 1492 01:01:15.505 --> 01:01:18.208 * I know just what you're saying * 1493 01:01:18.308 --> 01:01:21.278 * So please stop explaining * 1494 01:01:21.378 --> 01:01:23.280 * Don't tell me, 'cause it hurts * 1495 01:01:23.380 --> 01:01:25.282 [Todd, in Australian accent] Ladies, are we decent? 1496 01:01:25.382 --> 01:01:26.216 [laughs] 1497 01:01:26.316 --> 01:01:28.585 Hugo, what are you doing here? 1498 01:01:28.685 --> 01:01:30.620 Zoey's dealing with a little work emergency, 1499 01:01:30.721 --> 01:01:32.857 -so she sent me. -Wow. 1500 01:01:32.957 --> 01:01:35.259 -Who wants mimosas? -[excited chatter] 1501 01:01:35.359 --> 01:01:36.493 [Todd] Yes! 1502 01:01:36.593 --> 01:01:38.863 -Everybody take a glass. -Is everything okay? 1503 01:01:38.963 --> 01:01:40.831 [Todd] Here you go. Everything is fine. 1504 01:01:40.931 --> 01:01:43.633 -She's gonna be right back. -Okay. 1505 01:01:45.369 --> 01:01:48.205 [male voice] Arriving at Perry's Fine Jewelry. 1506 01:01:49.039 --> 01:01:50.941 [whimsical music playing] 1507 01:01:51.441 --> 01:01:54.611 [Chase] But Logan said you got the rings already. 1508 01:01:54.711 --> 01:01:55.746 Doors opening. 1509 01:01:55.846 --> 01:01:57.782 Thank God. Let's get out of here. 1510 01:01:57.882 --> 01:02:00.117 This thing's horrible. It's like a prison on wheels. 1511 01:02:00.217 --> 01:02:03.220 Doors closing. Self-park activating. 1512 01:02:04.021 --> 01:02:06.023 Oh. Heh. 1513 01:02:07.691 --> 01:02:10.527 Hey, is that the car from LOVE: Fully Charged ? 1514 01:02:11.295 --> 01:02:12.062 No. 1515 01:02:12.162 --> 01:02:13.663 I'm pretty sure it is. 1516 01:02:13.764 --> 01:02:15.032 No, it's not. 1517 01:02:21.738 --> 01:02:23.040 [woman] These are really nice. 1518 01:02:23.140 --> 01:02:25.475 Even I would like for you to buy me some of these. 1519 01:02:25.575 --> 01:02:27.511 You know, if you want somebody on the side, 1520 01:02:27.611 --> 01:02:28.779 I am that person. 1521 01:02:31.081 --> 01:02:32.482 [bell dings] 1522 01:02:32.582 --> 01:02:33.550 [gasps] 1523 01:02:33.650 --> 01:02:34.718 We are appointment only. 1524 01:02:34.819 --> 01:02:35.820 You have an appointment? 1525 01:02:35.920 --> 01:02:37.822 Um, we're here to pick up. 1526 01:02:37.922 --> 01:02:40.490 -Name? -Reese. Logan and Quinn. 1527 01:02:41.591 --> 01:02:42.860 Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Reese. 1528 01:02:42.960 --> 01:02:45.662 Stop playing with me. You know you got no money. Go home. 1529 01:02:46.363 --> 01:02:50.034 Oh! Mr. and Mrs. Reese, I did not recognize your voice. 1530 01:02:50.134 --> 01:02:51.768 I spoke to y'all over the phone. 1531 01:02:51.869 --> 01:02:53.237 Remember me? Janice. 1532 01:02:53.337 --> 01:02:54.771 -No, that's actually not... -No. We're not... 1533 01:02:54.872 --> 01:02:57.141 Honestly, it's fine. My mama say I'm forgettable. 1534 01:02:57.241 --> 01:02:58.876 But you two are late. 1535 01:02:58.976 --> 01:03:00.210 I thought maybe you was trying to ditch us 1536 01:03:00.310 --> 01:03:01.979 and get your rings down the street. 1537 01:03:02.079 --> 01:03:03.380 [both laugh nervously] 1538 01:03:03.480 --> 01:03:04.915 Pauline! Kayla! 1539 01:03:05.015 --> 01:03:07.084 -The Reese family is here! -Oh, my God. 1540 01:03:08.152 --> 01:03:09.219 [chuckles] 1541 01:03:09.319 --> 01:03:10.654 [Janice] The rings will be right out. 1542 01:03:10.754 --> 01:03:11.721 -Oh! -Oh! 1543 01:03:11.822 --> 01:03:12.890 [chuckles nervously] 1544 01:03:12.990 --> 01:03:14.691 Pauline! Kayla! 1545 01:03:15.860 --> 01:03:17.261 [gasps] 1546 01:03:25.069 --> 01:03:26.436 Oh, this is a lot. 1547 01:03:28.272 --> 01:03:29.773 -Uh, no. -Uh, no. We're fine. 1548 01:03:29.874 --> 01:03:31.775 -Take it. -[whispering] Take it. 1549 01:03:32.242 --> 01:03:34.111 -Okay. -[both chuckle nervously] 1550 01:03:34.211 --> 01:03:36.113 We love giving high-paying customers like yourself 1551 01:03:36.213 --> 01:03:37.314 the full VIP treatment. 1552 01:03:37.414 --> 01:03:38.648 We hope you don't mind. 1553 01:03:38.748 --> 01:03:40.450 -We actually have to go. -Yeah, we need to leave. 1554 01:03:40.550 --> 01:03:43.988 Oh, come on, you're never gonna be as in love as you are now. 1555 01:03:44.088 --> 01:03:45.622 And it might not even last. 1556 01:03:46.290 --> 01:03:48.058 -Probably won't. -That's a weird thing to say. 1557 01:03:48.158 --> 01:03:49.359 Okay. Oh! 1558 01:03:49.459 --> 01:03:51.295 [Janice] A toast to the bride and groom. 1559 01:03:51.395 --> 01:03:53.030 -[camera shutters click] -[all] Cheers! 1560 01:03:53.130 --> 01:03:54.831 So, Quinn and Logan, what's your story? 1561 01:03:54.932 --> 01:03:57.101 -Again, we're actually not... -We don't want to... 1562 01:03:57.201 --> 01:04:00.304 Oh, come on, don't be those people, so boring. 1563 01:04:00.404 --> 01:04:02.306 Don't even think about being those people. 1564 01:04:02.772 --> 01:04:05.575 You're not gonna get these rings until you spill the tea. 1565 01:04:05.675 --> 01:04:07.177 Now, where did you meet? 1566 01:04:08.345 --> 01:04:10.047 Well, we met in middle school. 1567 01:04:10.147 --> 01:04:12.516 Oh, young love. I love. Then what? 1568 01:04:12.616 --> 01:04:15.819 He saw me and ran his bike into a flagpole. 1569 01:04:15.920 --> 01:04:17.321 -No. A flagpole? -I'm dead. 1570 01:04:17.421 --> 01:04:19.656 -Then we became best friends. -Study buddies. 1571 01:04:19.756 --> 01:04:21.558 But everybody knew I had a thing for her. 1572 01:04:21.658 --> 01:04:23.293 And no one knew I had a thing for him. 1573 01:04:23.393 --> 01:04:24.828 -They knew. -They did not. 1574 01:04:24.929 --> 01:04:26.964 But every time I tried to take it to the next level, 1575 01:04:27.064 --> 01:04:29.366 something always got in the way. 1576 01:04:30.000 --> 01:04:31.768 -Other boyfriends. -[all gasp] 1577 01:04:31.868 --> 01:04:34.071 -Other girlfriends. -Yikes. We don't like that. 1578 01:04:34.171 --> 01:04:35.739 -Distance. -Mm-hmm. 1579 01:04:35.839 --> 01:04:37.274 -Mistakes. -Ugh. 1580 01:04:37.374 --> 01:04:39.009 But anyway, here we are getting married now. 1581 01:04:39.109 --> 01:04:40.677 It's great, so fast-forward to now. 1582 01:04:40.777 --> 01:04:41.578 We'd love our rings. 1583 01:04:41.678 --> 01:04:43.147 [chanting] Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. 1584 01:04:43.247 --> 01:04:45.849 [all] Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. 1585 01:04:45.950 --> 01:04:48.552 -Actually, we're just gonna... -Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1586 01:04:48.652 --> 01:04:50.820 -We're just gonna... -Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1587 01:04:50.921 --> 01:04:55.392 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1588 01:04:55.492 --> 01:04:57.661 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1589 01:04:57.761 --> 01:04:59.829 -[all cheer] -[camera shutters click] 1590 01:05:00.931 --> 01:05:02.599 Guys, seriously? 1591 01:05:02.699 --> 01:05:04.969 -We're actually gonna head. -We should leave, right? 1592 01:05:05.069 --> 01:05:06.736 This is a lot. And the champagne was... 1593 01:05:06.836 --> 01:05:09.706 * I'm just waiting for your love * 1594 01:05:09.806 --> 01:05:12.209 * You know you are the only one * 1595 01:05:12.309 --> 01:05:13.643 * That I think of * 1596 01:05:13.743 --> 01:05:17.147 * And all I want to do is fuel the fire * 1597 01:05:17.247 --> 01:05:18.648 [all] Oh. 1598 01:05:19.349 --> 01:05:21.618 -Seriously, these suck. -Every single one. 1599 01:05:21.718 --> 01:05:23.020 Blurry. 1600 01:05:23.453 --> 01:05:26.256 No, actually, Zoey's the big spoon 1601 01:05:26.356 --> 01:05:27.757 and I'm the little spoon. 1602 01:05:27.857 --> 01:05:29.026 We're cute like that. 1603 01:05:29.126 --> 01:05:30.160 [all laugh] 1604 01:05:30.260 --> 01:05:31.928 Hugo, you are hilarious. 1605 01:05:32.029 --> 01:05:33.297 Where did you grow up again? 1606 01:05:33.397 --> 01:05:34.564 [in normal voice] Burbank. 1607 01:05:34.664 --> 01:05:36.266 [in Australian accent] Uh... Brisbane. 1608 01:05:38.602 --> 01:05:39.403 [laughs] 1609 01:05:39.503 --> 01:05:40.904 Australia. Brisbane. 1610 01:05:43.107 --> 01:05:45.675 [Lyric] Sometimes I use an Australian accent when I go out. 1611 01:05:45.775 --> 01:05:47.611 [in bad Australian accent] You wouldn't believe 1612 01:05:47.711 --> 01:05:51.748 how many men, women, and nonbinary people I get 1613 01:05:51.848 --> 01:05:53.217 when I use this voice. 1614 01:05:53.317 --> 01:05:55.585 Hey, Hugo, could you text Zoey for me? 1615 01:05:55.685 --> 01:05:57.821 I've tried a bunch of times, but she hasn't responded. 1616 01:05:57.921 --> 01:05:59.323 Yeah, can do. 1617 01:05:59.423 --> 01:06:01.725 I'll get us a bottle while I'm out. 1618 01:06:03.227 --> 01:06:04.561 [sighs] 1619 01:06:06.396 --> 01:06:07.564 All right, see you soon. 1620 01:06:07.664 --> 01:06:10.700 [in bad accent] Ugh. Aussies are the best. 1621 01:06:12.036 --> 01:06:14.471 [computerized voice] Hey, Logan, here's an idea. 1622 01:06:14.571 --> 01:06:16.306 I can still officiate the wedding 1623 01:06:16.406 --> 01:06:17.907 using text to voice. 1624 01:06:18.008 --> 01:06:19.809 What? No, dude. Absolutely not. 1625 01:06:19.909 --> 01:06:22.146 Look, I can't find Chase anywhere. Where is he? 1626 01:06:22.246 --> 01:06:23.580 [wheezing] 1627 01:06:24.448 --> 01:06:26.050 Dude, I can't hear a single thing you're saying. 1628 01:06:26.150 --> 01:06:27.117 Where is he? 1629 01:06:27.217 --> 01:06:28.718 -I'll text him. -I'll text him. 1630 01:06:28.818 --> 01:06:29.886 Thank you, Jared. 1631 01:06:32.289 --> 01:06:34.324 [computerized voice] Jared, you suck. 1632 01:06:34.924 --> 01:06:36.093 Really, Michael? 1633 01:06:36.193 --> 01:06:38.162 [upbeat music playing] 1634 01:06:38.262 --> 01:06:39.596 [Chase and Zoey laughing] 1635 01:06:39.696 --> 01:06:41.265 [Chase] Is that what happens when you get engaged? 1636 01:06:41.365 --> 01:06:42.866 Free champagne everywhere you go? 1637 01:06:42.966 --> 01:06:44.401 [Zoey] No, that's what happens when you drop 1638 01:06:44.501 --> 01:06:46.670 -six figures on a ring. -[laughs] 1639 01:06:46.770 --> 01:06:49.039 So, um, you think you and Hugo will get engaged? 1640 01:06:49.139 --> 01:06:50.740 [laughing] No. 1641 01:06:50.840 --> 01:06:52.909 I'm-I'm-- I mean, no. 1642 01:06:53.910 --> 01:06:55.845 Not really thinking about marriage. 1643 01:06:55.945 --> 01:06:57.714 But what about you? 1644 01:06:57.814 --> 01:06:59.849 Danielle? No. I mean, she's great. 1645 01:06:59.949 --> 01:07:01.785 Um, for now. 1646 01:07:01.885 --> 01:07:04.321 Uh, you know, the timing just felt right. 1647 01:07:04.754 --> 01:07:06.856 Timing. Something we never had. 1648 01:07:11.228 --> 01:07:13.630 [somber music playing] 1649 01:07:14.598 --> 01:07:16.900 I'm so sorry about Hawaii. 1650 01:07:17.534 --> 01:07:19.369 I tried to call. I sent messages. 1651 01:07:19.469 --> 01:07:21.538 And I completely understand why you didn't respond, 1652 01:07:21.638 --> 01:07:24.141 but I wanted the chance to explain why I-- 1653 01:07:24.241 --> 01:07:27.043 Left me alone on a literal island and waited weeks to call? 1654 01:07:27.144 --> 01:07:28.778 Yeah, why did you do that? 1655 01:07:31.215 --> 01:07:35.319 I guess I was so used to it not working out between us 1656 01:07:35.419 --> 01:07:38.555 that I was scared of what would happen 1657 01:07:38.655 --> 01:07:42.025 if it actually did. So I just bailed. 1658 01:07:43.327 --> 01:07:46.096 I really, really wish I hadn't. 1659 01:07:46.863 --> 01:07:50.167 I mean, I've tried to move on. I've tried to forget. 1660 01:07:50.267 --> 01:07:51.868 I threw myself into work. 1661 01:07:51.968 --> 01:07:54.371 Distanced myself from all of our friends. 1662 01:07:54.471 --> 01:07:56.706 I even downloaded every dating app on Earth. 1663 01:07:56.806 --> 01:07:59.676 But no matter what I did, it always came back to you. 1664 01:08:02.412 --> 01:08:05.382 I know that sounds so ridiculous, but it's why... 1665 01:08:05.482 --> 01:08:08.585 [music brightens, intensifies] 1666 01:08:26.270 --> 01:08:28.071 -[alarm beeping] -[music fades] 1667 01:08:35.879 --> 01:08:37.814 [Chase] Why is the car stopping? 1668 01:08:38.415 --> 01:08:40.884 [male voice] Zero percent charge. 1669 01:08:42.386 --> 01:08:44.720 Oh, my gosh. You have to charge this car. 1670 01:08:44.821 --> 01:08:46.656 [Chase] Yeah, that's kind of a thing. 1671 01:08:46.756 --> 01:08:49.593 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 1672 01:08:52.229 --> 01:08:53.997 You look beautiful. 1673 01:08:55.432 --> 01:08:56.966 Thank you. 1674 01:08:59.102 --> 01:09:00.737 Is that what you're wearing? 1675 01:09:00.837 --> 01:09:02.305 Yeah, why? 1676 01:09:02.406 --> 01:09:03.740 No reason. 1677 01:09:05.408 --> 01:09:06.776 -Anything yet from Zoey? -No. 1678 01:09:06.876 --> 01:09:08.778 Calls are going straight to voicemail. 1679 01:09:08.877 --> 01:09:09.946 Why is... 1680 01:09:10.046 --> 01:09:11.648 ...nothing going through? 1681 01:09:13.350 --> 01:09:16.085 [Chase] Yeah, I think I had better over here, actually. 1682 01:09:16.185 --> 01:09:18.721 [Zoey] What am I gonna do? How could this be the one spot 1683 01:09:18.822 --> 01:09:20.557 that there's absolutely no service? 1684 01:09:21.258 --> 01:09:22.158 [cell phone beeping] 1685 01:09:22.259 --> 01:09:23.960 Zoey, Zoey, hey, hey. 1686 01:09:24.060 --> 01:09:25.595 I think we can make it, but we have to go. 1687 01:09:25.694 --> 01:09:27.197 We have to walk now. 1688 01:09:27.997 --> 01:09:29.165 -Okay. -Come on. 1689 01:09:32.669 --> 01:09:34.738 [Chase] Yeah, it'll be good. Here we go. 1690 01:09:38.442 --> 01:09:39.843 Have you heard from Chase this morning? 1691 01:09:39.943 --> 01:09:41.245 Nobody can get a hold of him. 1692 01:09:41.345 --> 01:09:43.011 No, I haven't. 1693 01:09:43.747 --> 01:09:45.482 Wow, you look so good. 1694 01:09:45.582 --> 01:09:47.451 Thanks. So do you. 1695 01:09:47.551 --> 01:09:50.019 -Have you heard from Zoey? -No, I haven't. 1696 01:09:50.118 --> 01:09:52.488 Wait. Is this supposed to be their first look? 1697 01:09:52.589 --> 01:09:54.157 -They're weird like that. -[Logan] Wait. 1698 01:09:54.258 --> 01:09:57.126 So the maid of honor and the best man are both missing? 1699 01:09:57.227 --> 01:09:58.595 I can't believe this. 1700 01:10:00.830 --> 01:10:03.767 [Zoey, breathlessly] How much farther? 1701 01:10:04.268 --> 01:10:05.969 [Chase] Oh. Here. 1702 01:10:06.570 --> 01:10:08.238 Okay. Thank you. 1703 01:10:08.638 --> 01:10:10.474 Here, you wear mine. 1704 01:10:11.275 --> 01:10:12.476 Oh, that's so much better. 1705 01:10:12.576 --> 01:10:13.710 Yeah, this is... 1706 01:10:13.810 --> 01:10:15.612 -This is not better. -Okay. 1707 01:10:16.346 --> 01:10:17.914 Oh, God. 1708 01:10:18.715 --> 01:10:20.183 [indistinct chatter] 1709 01:10:20.284 --> 01:10:22.619 [music continues] 1710 01:10:28.057 --> 01:10:30.560 [music ends with an echoing gong note] 1711 01:10:32.862 --> 01:10:34.564 [electronic music playing] 1712 01:10:34.664 --> 01:10:36.866 [vocalizing softly] 1713 01:11:04.093 --> 01:11:05.562 [bell rings] 1714 01:11:06.663 --> 01:11:09.032 So normally I could not afford Montecito, 1715 01:11:09.132 --> 01:11:13.169 but I can afford Montecito if the house has had a murder, 1716 01:11:13.269 --> 01:11:15.705 -which this one has. -Uh-huh. 1717 01:11:15.805 --> 01:11:18.007 -The whole first floor-- -I think that might be wet. 1718 01:11:22.145 --> 01:11:23.513 What is that? 1719 01:11:23.613 --> 01:11:26.282 Uh, it's "White Diamond," Mr. Kevyn. 1720 01:11:27.384 --> 01:11:28.585 Benjamin Moore? 1721 01:11:28.685 --> 01:11:29.686 This is a great shade. 1722 01:11:29.786 --> 01:11:30.854 I mean, I love it. 1723 01:11:30.954 --> 01:11:32.489 Will you paint my office that color? 1724 01:11:32.589 --> 01:11:34.424 -Yeah. -Great. Now? 1725 01:11:34.524 --> 01:11:35.759 -Oh. Yeah. Yes, sir. -Now! 1726 01:11:35.859 --> 01:11:37.927 No, in the future. Now! 1727 01:11:38.562 --> 01:11:40.163 -Greg! -Hi, hi. 1728 01:11:40.263 --> 01:11:41.765 Hey. 1729 01:11:43.567 --> 01:11:46.336 Does anyone have eyes on the car? 1730 01:11:46.436 --> 01:11:48.838 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 1731 01:11:52.041 --> 01:11:53.343 [Chase] Oh, God. 1732 01:11:53.943 --> 01:11:55.412 Come on, we gotta go. We gotta go. 1733 01:11:55.512 --> 01:11:56.813 [Zoey sighs] Okay. 1734 01:11:57.213 --> 01:11:58.848 [cell phone vibrating] 1735 01:12:00.517 --> 01:12:01.985 [phone line ringing] 1736 01:12:06.322 --> 01:12:07.591 -Hello? -Oh, my God! 1737 01:12:07.691 --> 01:12:09.559 I thought you were dead! I hoped you were dead! 1738 01:12:09.659 --> 01:12:10.760 I've called you like a thousand times. 1739 01:12:10.860 --> 01:12:13.229 -Where the hell are you? -I know, I know. 1740 01:12:13.329 --> 01:12:16.099 So I didn't exactly realize that the car needed to be charged. 1741 01:12:16.199 --> 01:12:17.934 So it's dead on the side of the PCH. 1742 01:12:18.034 --> 01:12:19.769 Oh, my God! 1743 01:12:20.404 --> 01:12:21.738 But it's okay. 1744 01:12:21.838 --> 01:12:23.673 The car doesn't even need to be there... 1745 01:12:24.240 --> 01:12:27.777 because Jordan B. is going to listen to what I say. 1746 01:12:27.877 --> 01:12:30.146 How are you gonna tell him what to say if you're not here? 1747 01:12:30.246 --> 01:12:32.416 Archer, you're gonna have to trust me on this one. 1748 01:12:32.516 --> 01:12:34.384 Well, I actually don't. 1749 01:12:34.484 --> 01:12:36.119 -[sighs] -Um... 1750 01:12:36.219 --> 01:12:37.954 I didn't mean to eavesdrop, but it sounds like 1751 01:12:38.054 --> 01:12:40.323 you've gotten yourself into quite a complicated situation. 1752 01:12:40.424 --> 01:12:42.125 You have no idea. 1753 01:12:42.225 --> 01:12:43.627 [Chase gasping] 1754 01:12:46.162 --> 01:12:47.831 [Lyric vocalizing] 1755 01:12:47.931 --> 01:12:50.299 [electronic music playing] 1756 01:13:04.113 --> 01:13:06.783 Okay, we have waited as long as we can, all right? 1757 01:13:06.883 --> 01:13:08.117 These guests are gonna leave 1758 01:13:08.217 --> 01:13:09.986 if we have to listen to Lyric sing anymore. 1759 01:13:10.554 --> 01:13:11.555 [Zoey] Wait. 1760 01:13:11.655 --> 01:13:13.557 We're here. And we have the rings. 1761 01:13:13.657 --> 01:13:15.258 Quinn, I'm so sorry. I can explain. 1762 01:13:15.358 --> 01:13:18.695 No. No explanations, all right? We are late enough as it is. 1763 01:13:18.795 --> 01:13:21.264 Places. Go. Go. 1764 01:13:25.201 --> 01:13:26.235 Cue Lyric. 1765 01:13:26.936 --> 01:13:29.205 [mystical synth music playing] 1766 01:13:30.607 --> 01:13:32.208 [sighs] 1767 01:13:32.308 --> 01:13:33.777 Cue me. 1768 01:13:35.845 --> 01:13:37.714 [vocalizing] 1769 01:13:50.460 --> 01:13:52.128 And cue Michael and Mark. 1770 01:13:54.130 --> 01:13:55.031 * This * 1771 01:13:55.131 --> 01:13:58.301 * Is my gift to you * 1772 01:13:58.401 --> 01:13:59.736 * A song * 1773 01:13:59.836 --> 01:14:01.571 * For your day brand-new * 1774 01:14:01.671 --> 01:14:02.806 Cue Camille and Jared. 1775 01:14:02.906 --> 01:14:04.173 * Written * 1776 01:14:05.241 --> 01:14:06.275 * By me * 1777 01:14:07.443 --> 01:14:08.612 * For you * 1778 01:14:08.712 --> 01:14:11.014 * You together * 1779 01:14:12.015 --> 01:14:16.085 * She's in her wedding dress * 1780 01:14:16.185 --> 01:14:20.456 * And he's hoping she'll say yes... * 1781 01:14:21.157 --> 01:14:22.592 I was really worried about you. 1782 01:14:22.692 --> 01:14:23.993 I know. I'm so sorry. 1783 01:14:24.093 --> 01:14:25.829 * I wrote it for the both... * 1784 01:14:25.929 --> 01:14:27.597 And Zoey and Chase. 1785 01:14:27.697 --> 01:14:29.198 * Ooh * 1786 01:14:30.033 --> 01:14:34.437 * I just want you both to know * 1787 01:14:34.538 --> 01:14:36.439 * That I wrote this song * 1788 01:14:36.540 --> 01:14:38.474 * Yeah, I wrote this song * 1789 01:14:38.575 --> 01:14:40.109 Thirty seconds to showtime. 1790 01:14:40.209 --> 01:14:41.811 [man] Thirty seconds, everybody. 1791 01:14:41.911 --> 01:14:43.947 Hey, what am I supposed to do? 1792 01:14:44.047 --> 01:14:45.582 Are you seriously asking me that? 1793 01:14:45.682 --> 01:14:47.817 -Yes. -If you pick a Pontiac over me 1794 01:14:47.917 --> 01:14:49.118 on live television, 1795 01:14:49.218 --> 01:14:51.921 I will make your life a living hell, hmm? 1796 01:14:52.488 --> 01:14:53.590 Hey, pal. 1797 01:14:54.157 --> 01:14:56.459 Pre-show jitters are totally normal, okay? 1798 01:14:56.560 --> 01:15:00.864 Here's what I want you to do. Just relax and listen to Zoey. 1799 01:15:00.964 --> 01:15:03.166 -Can you do that for me? -I think so. 1800 01:15:03.967 --> 01:15:05.101 You're gonna be great. 1801 01:15:05.201 --> 01:15:07.571 -Oh, who's Zoey? -She's not here, dude. 1802 01:15:07.671 --> 01:15:09.372 You'll have to manage this on your own. 1803 01:15:10.707 --> 01:15:12.208 -Nice hair, by the way. -Thanks. 1804 01:15:12.308 --> 01:15:15.244 -Fifteen seconds. -Wow, okay, Joey. Thank you. 1805 01:15:18.514 --> 01:15:20.116 [Kelley] And paging Zoey. 1806 01:15:22.619 --> 01:15:23.920 Zoey, do you copy? 1807 01:15:25.655 --> 01:15:27.123 Where's the girl? 1808 01:15:27.957 --> 01:15:30.359 [Zoey, on earpiece] I'm here. I'm here, Jordan. 1809 01:15:30.459 --> 01:15:32.796 You got this, buddy. Just take a deep breath for me. 1810 01:15:32.896 --> 01:15:34.163 [inhales sharply] 1811 01:15:34.263 --> 01:15:35.531 [sighs loudly] 1812 01:15:35.632 --> 01:15:36.733 This should be fun. 1813 01:15:36.833 --> 01:15:38.434 Please rise. 1814 01:15:39.368 --> 01:15:41.938 [gentle music continues] 1815 01:15:58.855 --> 01:16:00.389 Welcome to the LOVE: Fully Charged 1816 01:16:00.489 --> 01:16:02.726 season six live finale! 1817 01:16:02.826 --> 01:16:04.193 [applause] 1818 01:16:04.994 --> 01:16:07.631 I'm your host, Archer March. Three couples remain. 1819 01:16:07.731 --> 01:16:09.198 But only one can win. 1820 01:16:09.298 --> 01:16:11.835 And that couple will soon be revealed. 1821 01:16:11.935 --> 01:16:13.502 [applause] 1822 01:16:15.438 --> 01:16:16.840 First, let's look at some highlights 1823 01:16:16.940 --> 01:16:17.907 from this juicy season. 1824 01:16:18.007 --> 01:16:20.844 [gentle music continues] 1825 01:16:24.681 --> 01:16:28.017 [song continues indistinctly] 1826 01:16:29.452 --> 01:16:31.420 [vocalizations continue] 1827 01:16:33.790 --> 01:16:35.191 Love you. 1828 01:16:39.796 --> 01:16:41.631 [in deep, booming voice] You may be seated. 1829 01:16:43.532 --> 01:16:44.567 No? 1830 01:16:44.668 --> 01:16:46.035 [clears throat] 1831 01:16:46.703 --> 01:16:47.937 Dearly beloved... 1832 01:16:48.037 --> 01:16:49.773 [Archer] Are you ready, America? 1833 01:16:49.873 --> 01:16:51.140 [audience cheers] 1834 01:16:51.240 --> 01:16:53.743 I don't know about you, but my heart is racing. 1835 01:16:53.843 --> 01:16:56.345 Ugh, I'm sorry. I just hate their faces. 1836 01:16:56.445 --> 01:16:57.480 Is it just me? 1837 01:16:58.114 --> 01:16:59.983 Don't-- I'd like you not to answer. 1838 01:17:00.383 --> 01:17:02.686 ...of two of my very favorite people in the world. 1839 01:17:02.786 --> 01:17:06.756 A genius, whose discoveries will define a generation, 1840 01:17:06.856 --> 01:17:08.591 and my rich friend, Logan Reese. 1841 01:17:09.425 --> 01:17:14.397 the winners of LOVE: Fully Charged season six are... 1842 01:17:14.898 --> 01:17:15.999 Jordan B. and Jordyn J.! 1843 01:17:16.099 --> 01:17:17.500 [audience cheering] 1844 01:17:17.967 --> 01:17:19.903 Congratulations, you guys. 1845 01:17:20.003 --> 01:17:22.505 Wow. This is so well-deserved. 1846 01:17:22.605 --> 01:17:24.307 How are you feeling right now? 1847 01:17:24.407 --> 01:17:25.942 Uh... 1848 01:17:26.042 --> 01:17:27.110 Say, "It wouldn't have been possible 1849 01:17:27.210 --> 01:17:28.778 without this beautiful woman." 1850 01:17:28.878 --> 01:17:31.748 It wouldn't have been possible without this beautiful woman. 1851 01:17:31.848 --> 01:17:32.882 [audience] Aw! 1852 01:17:32.982 --> 01:17:35.885 Oh, um, did the maid of honor 1853 01:17:35.985 --> 01:17:37.887 have something she wanted to say? 1854 01:17:37.987 --> 01:17:39.622 -[feedback squeals] -Oh, no! God! 1855 01:17:39.723 --> 01:17:40.589 [people murmuring] 1856 01:17:40.690 --> 01:17:42.391 Oh, no! God! 1857 01:17:42.491 --> 01:17:43.659 [Zoey] Sorry. 1858 01:17:44.160 --> 01:17:46.429 I'm just so overwhelmed with emotion. 1859 01:17:46.830 --> 01:17:49.532 Uh-huh. Um, as I was saying... 1860 01:17:49.632 --> 01:17:52.368 Sorry, I'm just so overwhelmed with emotion. 1861 01:17:53.569 --> 01:17:55.972 [Archer] Okay, well, um, don't get too excited, 1862 01:17:56.072 --> 01:17:57.340 because it's not over yet. 1863 01:17:57.440 --> 01:17:59.142 You still have a very big decision to make. 1864 01:17:59.242 --> 01:18:02.411 Tight on the garage. Perfect. Very nice. 1865 01:18:02.511 --> 01:18:05.681 Should anyone present know of any reason 1866 01:18:05.782 --> 01:18:09.285 that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, 1867 01:18:09.385 --> 01:18:13.122 speak now or forever hold your peace. 1868 01:18:13.723 --> 01:18:15.258 [music fades] 1869 01:18:15.358 --> 01:18:17.326 [deep, rumbling note resonates] 1870 01:18:17.794 --> 01:18:19.028 Stacey. 1871 01:18:25.034 --> 01:18:26.669 [Stacey] You. 1872 01:18:27.737 --> 01:18:28.704 It's you. 1873 01:18:30.673 --> 01:18:31.741 Mark. 1874 01:18:32.375 --> 01:18:33.576 Hugo. 1875 01:18:34.010 --> 01:18:35.611 You were right under my nose. 1876 01:18:35.711 --> 01:18:37.280 How did I not see it sooner? 1877 01:18:37.380 --> 01:18:40.516 First, you came to the welcome reception in dirty scrubs, 1878 01:18:40.616 --> 01:18:44.353 and no self-respecting ER doctor would ever leave the hospital 1879 01:18:44.453 --> 01:18:45.855 in dirty scrubs. 1880 01:18:45.955 --> 01:18:48.724 Two, you said you were from Burbank, 1881 01:18:48.825 --> 01:18:50.693 which is not in Australia. 1882 01:18:50.794 --> 01:18:52.295 And also... 1883 01:18:52.728 --> 01:18:55.464 you have massive hands. 1884 01:18:56.032 --> 01:18:57.033 Hey, look... 1885 01:18:57.133 --> 01:19:01.170 Everyone, this man is not the charming, 1886 01:19:01.270 --> 01:19:03.439 selfless, hilarious, 1887 01:19:03.539 --> 01:19:08.011 extremely jacked Hemsworth cousin that we all thought. 1888 01:19:08.111 --> 01:19:11.915 This man is the Malibu Murderer! 1889 01:19:12.015 --> 01:19:14.483 -[all gasp] -Wait, wait? Murderer? 1890 01:19:14.984 --> 01:19:16.652 No, no, no, no. I... 1891 01:19:18.021 --> 01:19:19.688 [in normal voice] I'm not a murderer. 1892 01:19:23.592 --> 01:19:24.527 I'm an actor. 1893 01:19:24.627 --> 01:19:25.962 [indistinct murmuring] 1894 01:19:26.662 --> 01:19:29.698 Jordan B., what do you love most about Jordyn J.? 1895 01:19:29.799 --> 01:19:32.268 -What's going on? -Nothing, absolutely nothing. 1896 01:19:32.368 --> 01:19:34.570 Nothing, absolutely nothing. 1897 01:19:34.670 --> 01:19:35.839 [audience gasps] 1898 01:19:36.439 --> 01:19:39.375 [Archer] Jordan B., we're all a little confused. 1899 01:19:39.475 --> 01:19:41.845 What is it that you really want? 1900 01:19:42.778 --> 01:19:46.149 If it's absolutely nothing, then why were you late? 1901 01:19:46.249 --> 01:19:47.951 It was the car! The car! 1902 01:19:48.051 --> 01:19:49.785 [gasps] No, Jordan, not you. 1903 01:19:49.886 --> 01:19:51.855 The car. Oh, the car! 1904 01:19:51.955 --> 01:19:53.556 No, Jordan, not you. 1905 01:19:53.656 --> 01:19:55.424 [audience gasps] 1906 01:19:55.524 --> 01:19:56.725 [mouthing] 1907 01:19:56.826 --> 01:19:58.227 Can you explain all of this? 1908 01:19:58.327 --> 01:19:59.795 Yes. Sorry. Of course. 1909 01:19:59.896 --> 01:20:01.464 Am I hearing you correctly? 1910 01:20:01.564 --> 01:20:03.566 [laughs nervously] You're choosing the car? 1911 01:20:03.666 --> 01:20:06.335 Yes. Sorry. Of course. 1912 01:20:06.435 --> 01:20:07.937 [crying] 1913 01:20:08.037 --> 01:20:09.805 Open the garage, I guess. 1914 01:20:09.906 --> 01:20:12.808 [tense music playing] 1915 01:20:16.779 --> 01:20:18.314 [Kelley] Where is the car? 1916 01:20:18.714 --> 01:20:21.684 Where is the effing car? 1917 01:20:21.784 --> 01:20:22.952 Greg? 1918 01:20:23.052 --> 01:20:25.521 Are you watching LOVE: Fully Charged ? 1919 01:20:25.621 --> 01:20:27.123 Oh! Who won? 1920 01:20:28.958 --> 01:20:30.159 What is going on? 1921 01:20:30.259 --> 01:20:32.595 [somber music playing] 1922 01:20:33.629 --> 01:20:34.830 I'm working. 1923 01:20:35.231 --> 01:20:36.565 I'm working during your wedding. 1924 01:20:36.665 --> 01:20:40.269 I got an opportunity, and I tried to do both. 1925 01:20:40.369 --> 01:20:42.505 If you had to work, why didn't you just tell me? 1926 01:20:43.239 --> 01:20:46.175 Because this is so important, and you were so excited. 1927 01:20:46.275 --> 01:20:49.178 So I lied. To myself, to you. 1928 01:20:49.278 --> 01:20:50.746 To everyone. 1929 01:20:52.648 --> 01:20:55.784 What about him? What is Stacey talking about? 1930 01:20:55.885 --> 01:20:57.386 Hugo is not a murderer. 1931 01:20:57.486 --> 01:21:00.856 I'm not sure how she came to that conclusion. 1932 01:21:02.825 --> 01:21:04.193 His name is Todd, 1933 01:21:04.293 --> 01:21:07.663 and I hired him to be my boyfriend for the weekend. 1934 01:21:08.431 --> 01:21:10.633 I knew something was going on with you. 1935 01:21:11.634 --> 01:21:14.237 You've been distant and distracted, 1936 01:21:14.837 --> 01:21:17.740 and you completely abandoned me when I needed you the most. 1937 01:21:18.407 --> 01:21:21.110 To do what? Hang out with Chase? 1938 01:21:21.744 --> 01:21:23.646 Zoey, you should be ashamed of yourself. 1939 01:21:23.746 --> 01:21:25.381 Logan, don't even start. 1940 01:21:26.015 --> 01:21:28.384 You care more about making this wedding a spectacle 1941 01:21:28.484 --> 01:21:30.353 than about making it meaningful. 1942 01:21:30.453 --> 01:21:34.257 You completely ignored me every step of the way. 1943 01:21:35.558 --> 01:21:38.261 None of this is what I wanted. 1944 01:21:42.731 --> 01:21:43.832 Our wedding is off. 1945 01:21:43.933 --> 01:21:45.534 [crowd gasps] 1946 01:21:47.336 --> 01:21:52.175 * If I'm so smart * 1947 01:21:53.109 --> 01:21:56.879 * Why do I feel so dumb? * 1948 01:21:58.281 --> 01:22:00.616 * Why did you take * 1949 01:22:00.716 --> 01:22:03.519 * My heart * 1950 01:22:04.087 --> 01:22:07.957 * Then just cut and run? * 1951 01:22:08.557 --> 01:22:14.063 * And if the pain is real * 1952 01:22:14.497 --> 01:22:19.602 * Why do I feel so numb? * 1953 01:22:21.104 --> 01:22:25.975 * And if I'm so smart... * 1954 01:22:27.043 --> 01:22:29.512 -[audience jeering] -I don't know what's happening. 1955 01:22:29.612 --> 01:22:31.547 I don't know what's happening. 1956 01:22:31.647 --> 01:22:34.350 I could do everyone's job in here 1957 01:22:34.450 --> 01:22:37.386 better than everyone who is not doing their job in here. 1958 01:22:37.486 --> 01:22:39.322 Everyone's fired. Get out. 1959 01:22:39.422 --> 01:22:41.890 * ...feel so down * 1960 01:22:43.126 --> 01:22:45.094 * Why do I see * 1961 01:22:45.194 --> 01:22:47.096 So I guess this is a wrap on me then, huh? 1962 01:22:47.930 --> 01:22:50.766 Yeah. Thanks for everything this weekend. 1963 01:22:51.300 --> 01:22:53.169 I'm so sorry I dragged you into all this, 1964 01:22:53.269 --> 01:22:54.770 and I can't even get you on the show. 1965 01:22:55.471 --> 01:22:56.572 I'm an actor in L.A. 1966 01:22:56.672 --> 01:22:59.608 I kind of expect to be disappointed. 1967 01:23:00.776 --> 01:23:02.345 You got my head shot and resume? 1968 01:23:02.445 --> 01:23:03.912 -Yeah. -Okay. 1969 01:23:05.414 --> 01:23:10.719 * If I'm so high * 1970 01:23:11.087 --> 01:23:14.790 * Why do I feel so down? * 1971 01:23:14.890 --> 01:23:16.025 [sighs] 1972 01:23:16.525 --> 01:23:21.030 * And if I'm so brave * 1973 01:23:22.098 --> 01:23:26.001 * Why do I feel so scared? * 1974 01:23:27.336 --> 01:23:32.608 * Why did you tell me stay * 1975 01:23:33.209 --> 01:23:36.545 * Then just disappear * 1976 01:23:37.580 --> 01:23:39.415 * And if it's true * 1977 01:23:39.515 --> 01:23:43.119 * You're going * 1978 01:23:43.219 --> 01:23:48.857 * Why do I still feel you here? * 1979 01:23:50.993 --> 01:23:54.029 * So long, farewell * 1980 01:23:54.130 --> 01:23:55.998 * Goodbye * 1981 01:23:56.632 --> 01:23:59.802 * So long, farewell * 1982 01:23:59.902 --> 01:24:01.537 * Goodbye * 1983 01:24:02.538 --> 01:24:05.474 * So long, farewell * 1984 01:24:05.574 --> 01:24:07.910 * Goodbye * 1985 01:24:08.544 --> 01:24:10.679 -Hey. -Hey. 1986 01:24:12.014 --> 01:24:15.818 So, did you talk to Danielle? I mean, I feel awful. 1987 01:24:17.586 --> 01:24:20.022 Zoey, I... I have a confession. 1988 01:24:21.690 --> 01:24:23.959 Danielle and I actually broke up two weeks ago. 1989 01:24:25.194 --> 01:24:26.729 She agreed to still come with me to the wedding 1990 01:24:26.829 --> 01:24:28.464 so I didn't have to show up alone. 1991 01:24:29.798 --> 01:24:31.600 Well, at least you didn't hire an actor. 1992 01:24:31.700 --> 01:24:33.802 [laughs] Yeah, there's that. 1993 01:24:33.902 --> 01:24:36.071 [gentle music playing] 1994 01:24:38.607 --> 01:24:40.976 How did I screw this up so bad, 1995 01:24:41.076 --> 01:24:42.745 and when did life get so messy? 1996 01:24:43.512 --> 01:24:44.780 I know we thought high school was hard, 1997 01:24:44.880 --> 01:24:48.217 but I would kill to go back to PCA. 1998 01:24:49.318 --> 01:24:52.155 Yeah, it's too bad Quinn hasn't invented a time machine yet. 1999 01:24:52.755 --> 01:24:54.390 I'm sure we'd all love to go back. 2000 01:24:55.391 --> 01:24:56.625 Yeah. 2001 01:25:01.764 --> 01:25:02.731 Go back. 2002 01:25:03.466 --> 01:25:05.234 That's exactly what we need to do. 2003 01:25:05.334 --> 01:25:06.702 Uh, what? 2004 01:25:06.802 --> 01:25:09.538 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 2005 01:25:22.851 --> 01:25:24.220 [music fades] 2006 01:25:24.753 --> 01:25:26.989 [Zoey] This is gonna take a while. 2007 01:25:29.592 --> 01:25:31.394 All right, people, let's get to work. 2008 01:25:31.494 --> 01:25:32.895 Let's do it. 2009 01:25:34.330 --> 01:25:35.631 [Stacey] Think there's anything left 2010 01:25:35.731 --> 01:25:37.633 in the old arts and crafts studio? 2011 01:25:40.203 --> 01:25:41.404 You know, this is great and all, 2012 01:25:41.504 --> 01:25:42.838 but what if I can't get her here? 2013 01:25:42.938 --> 01:25:45.541 I've tried flower arrangements, edible arrangements, 2014 01:25:45.641 --> 01:25:47.210 a sky writer, nothing. 2015 01:25:47.310 --> 01:25:49.144 Have you tried talking to her? 2016 01:25:49.245 --> 01:25:51.314 -No! -Maybe try that. 2017 01:25:51.414 --> 01:25:53.449 -There's so much to do. -I know. I know. 2018 01:25:53.549 --> 01:25:55.918 Do you mind helping Ms. Reese with lights over there? 2019 01:25:56.018 --> 01:25:57.052 Thank you. 2020 01:25:57.152 --> 01:25:59.822 [Stacey] I don't know, Mark! Just be helpful! 2021 01:25:59.922 --> 01:26:01.424 -I'm trying. -Here, I'll help. 2022 01:26:01.524 --> 01:26:03.025 -Thank you. -Got it. 2023 01:26:04.960 --> 01:26:06.061 Zoey! 2024 01:26:06.161 --> 01:26:07.596 Look what I found! 2025 01:26:07.696 --> 01:26:10.165 No, no, you're under strict vocal rest until it's time. 2026 01:26:11.500 --> 01:26:12.901 Is this cake? 2027 01:26:13.736 --> 01:26:16.004 -Yeah. -I knew it. 2028 01:26:16.705 --> 01:26:17.740 [Chase] Okay, okay. 2029 01:26:17.840 --> 01:26:19.342 Okay, listen, I know that we thought 2030 01:26:19.442 --> 01:26:20.776 Sushi Rox closed when the school did, 2031 01:26:20.876 --> 01:26:22.845 but it turns out Kazu's son started a food truck, 2032 01:26:22.945 --> 01:26:24.547 and they'd be more than happy to cater. 2033 01:26:24.647 --> 01:26:26.615 Perfect. She loves sushi. 2034 01:26:26.715 --> 01:26:28.417 Cool, I think that covers everything, right? 2035 01:26:28.517 --> 01:26:29.852 Except for music. 2036 01:26:29.952 --> 01:26:31.654 I know that Quinn was really excited about the band, 2037 01:26:31.754 --> 01:26:33.456 but unfortunately they're unavailable today. 2038 01:26:33.556 --> 01:26:34.890 So who are we gonna get to play the music? 2039 01:26:34.990 --> 01:26:36.024 Me. 2040 01:26:36.625 --> 01:26:37.926 I'm a DJ too. 2041 01:26:39.262 --> 01:26:42.164 * You're welcome * 2042 01:26:42.731 --> 01:26:45.033 Sounds pretty good. That settles it. 2043 01:26:46.068 --> 01:26:47.470 So, what do we do now? 2044 01:26:48.237 --> 01:26:50.773 Now? We wait. 2045 01:26:55.411 --> 01:26:58.481 [dramatic music playing] 2046 01:27:02.017 --> 01:27:03.486 [soft squeaking] 2047 01:27:03.586 --> 01:27:05.954 [music softens, brightens] 2048 01:27:21.036 --> 01:27:22.738 I'm so sorry, Quinn! 2049 01:27:24.106 --> 01:27:26.241 Maybe this all happened for a reason. 2050 01:27:26.909 --> 01:27:29.211 Maybe we just want different things. 2051 01:27:30.078 --> 01:27:32.281 -And maybe that's okay. -No! 2052 01:27:32.981 --> 01:27:36.685 I don't want different things. I only want what you want. 2053 01:27:37.920 --> 01:27:40.456 I was trying so hard to make this wedding perfect 2054 01:27:40.556 --> 01:27:42.658 for me and for you. 2055 01:27:43.492 --> 01:27:45.561 I stopped thinking about us. 2056 01:27:45.994 --> 01:27:46.895 I was an idiot. 2057 01:27:46.995 --> 01:27:49.031 I was worse than an idiot. I was-- 2058 01:27:49.131 --> 01:27:50.265 A groomzilla? 2059 01:27:50.366 --> 01:27:51.767 Yes. 2060 01:27:52.200 --> 01:27:53.736 Is that a thing? 2061 01:27:54.503 --> 01:27:56.972 All I know is I want to be with you... 2062 01:27:57.773 --> 01:28:00.075 because I love you, Quinn. 2063 01:28:02.244 --> 01:28:04.046 I love you too, Logan. 2064 01:28:04.747 --> 01:28:07.182 I love Quinn Pensky! 2065 01:28:07.282 --> 01:28:10.185 And I love Logan Reese! 2066 01:28:10.285 --> 01:28:12.087 [man] Shut up! 2067 01:28:13.622 --> 01:28:15.257 Hang on, I'll buzz you up. 2068 01:28:15.358 --> 01:28:16.792 Can you come down? 2069 01:28:17.793 --> 01:28:19.562 I was hoping we could go for a ride. 2070 01:28:19.662 --> 01:28:22.631 Logan, where are we? What are we doing? 2071 01:28:23.399 --> 01:28:26.402 [music slowly builds] 2072 01:28:26.502 --> 01:28:29.605 [sweeping, romantic music playing] 2073 01:28:50.325 --> 01:28:52.695 [music softens] 2074 01:28:55.931 --> 01:28:57.032 Hi. 2075 01:28:57.466 --> 01:28:58.701 Hi. 2076 01:28:59.468 --> 01:29:00.836 What is all this? 2077 01:29:01.670 --> 01:29:02.638 Did you do this? 2078 01:29:02.738 --> 01:29:04.306 We all did. 2079 01:29:05.574 --> 01:29:08.343 Quinn, I'm so sorry. 2080 01:29:09.445 --> 01:29:11.013 You can't not marry your best friend 2081 01:29:11.113 --> 01:29:13.281 because your other best friend ruined it. 2082 01:29:15.384 --> 01:29:16.952 But I'm wearing this. 2083 01:29:17.386 --> 01:29:18.954 Well, you did always say 2084 01:29:19.054 --> 01:29:21.323 that you'd rather get married in a lab coat. 2085 01:29:26.294 --> 01:29:28.196 -[laughs] -Here. 2086 01:29:33.135 --> 01:29:35.638 How do you feel? 2087 01:29:38.040 --> 01:29:39.207 Like myself. 2088 01:29:45.748 --> 01:29:47.182 Quinn Pensky... 2089 01:29:47.916 --> 01:29:50.118 will you marry me still? 2090 01:29:51.554 --> 01:29:53.021 -Yes? -Yeah. 2091 01:29:53.822 --> 01:29:55.558 -Yes! Yes! -[all laugh] 2092 01:29:56.091 --> 01:29:58.527 -She said yes. -[guests applaud] 2093 01:29:58.627 --> 01:30:00.896 [playing "Wedding March"] 2094 01:30:10.506 --> 01:30:11.707 [Michael clears throat] 2095 01:30:11.807 --> 01:30:13.108 [Michael, hoarsely] Dearly beloved. 2096 01:30:13.208 --> 01:30:16.078 -[in normal voice] Just kidding! -[all laugh] 2097 01:30:17.646 --> 01:30:19.715 We're gathered here today 2098 01:30:19.815 --> 01:30:21.684 to celebrate this beautiful love 2099 01:30:21.784 --> 01:30:24.953 between Quinn Pensky and Logan Reese. 2100 01:30:26.021 --> 01:30:28.857 [upbeat dance music playing] 2101 01:30:28.957 --> 01:30:31.126 Seriously, best ceremony I've ever heard. 2102 01:30:31.226 --> 01:30:33.862 I mean, hilarious, heartbreaking, personal. 2103 01:30:33.962 --> 01:30:35.163 Did you write that yourself? 2104 01:30:35.263 --> 01:30:36.765 I've been writing that since high school 2105 01:30:36.865 --> 01:30:37.933 when they first fell in love. 2106 01:30:38.033 --> 01:30:39.535 You should do our wedding. 2107 01:30:39.635 --> 01:30:41.837 Oh, I'm down. Let's do it. Let's go! 2108 01:30:41.937 --> 01:30:43.806 [cell phone vibrating] 2109 01:30:43.906 --> 01:30:44.840 Oh, excuse me. 2110 01:30:44.940 --> 01:30:46.308 I have to take this. 2111 01:30:50.178 --> 01:30:51.747 Kelley, I know what you're going to say, 2112 01:30:51.847 --> 01:30:53.716 and my stuff will be out of the office on Monday. 2113 01:30:53.816 --> 01:30:55.417 [Kelley] I'm promoting you. 2114 01:30:55.518 --> 01:30:56.485 You're what? 2115 01:30:56.585 --> 01:30:57.586 The numbers are in. 2116 01:30:57.686 --> 01:30:59.855 It was the highest-rated 2117 01:30:59.955 --> 01:31:02.090 LOVE: Fully Charged finale ever. 2118 01:31:02.190 --> 01:31:05.928 The network is sharting their brains with happiness. 2119 01:31:06.028 --> 01:31:09.364 They want a spin-off with both Jordans. 2120 01:31:09.464 --> 01:31:11.466 I want you on my team. 2121 01:31:11.567 --> 01:31:14.402 -I don't know what to say. -There is so much more to you 2122 01:31:14.503 --> 01:31:15.638 than meets the eye. 2123 01:31:15.738 --> 01:31:16.772 You have so much more to offer. 2124 01:31:16.872 --> 01:31:19.307 What you did by throwing out 2125 01:31:19.407 --> 01:31:21.476 every reality TV trope, 2126 01:31:21.577 --> 01:31:24.212 by ignoring me at every turn, 2127 01:31:24.312 --> 01:31:26.014 that took balls. 2128 01:31:28.917 --> 01:31:30.485 I respect balls. 2129 01:31:31.654 --> 01:31:33.488 -You're right. -What? 2130 01:31:33.589 --> 01:31:35.357 I do have a lot to offer. 2131 01:31:35.457 --> 01:31:37.626 And I'm tired of wasting it on people who don't deserve it, 2132 01:31:37.726 --> 01:31:38.761 like you. 2133 01:31:38.861 --> 01:31:40.529 -I quit. -I'll double your salary. 2134 01:31:42.430 --> 01:31:44.499 -And give me the corner office? -Yeah, sure. 2135 01:31:44.600 --> 01:31:46.168 And fire Greg? 2136 01:31:47.435 --> 01:31:48.571 -Hey, Greg? -What? 2137 01:31:48.671 --> 01:31:49.905 You're fired. 2138 01:31:52.407 --> 01:31:53.375 All right. 2139 01:31:53.876 --> 01:31:56.745 -Yeah, done. -[Stacey] Oh, there he is! Todd! 2140 01:31:56.845 --> 01:31:58.313 [cheering] 2141 01:31:59.915 --> 01:32:01.116 One more thing. 2142 01:32:04.687 --> 01:32:05.921 Deal. 2143 01:32:08.256 --> 01:32:09.224 Hey, Jordan? 2144 01:32:11.226 --> 01:32:12.260 Go home. 2145 01:32:12.661 --> 01:32:14.362 I don't know where I live! 2146 01:32:14.462 --> 01:32:18.500 I am sorry that I accused you of being a murderer, 2147 01:32:18.601 --> 01:32:21.069 but you have to understand it was not my fault. 2148 01:32:21.169 --> 01:32:24.006 It was Mark's. Mark, what did you do? 2149 01:32:24.106 --> 01:32:26.141 I followed a bad lead. 2150 01:32:26.241 --> 01:32:29.377 That's right. And what do you have to say to Quinn? 2151 01:32:29.978 --> 01:32:32.648 I am sorry we ruined your wedding? 2152 01:32:32.748 --> 01:32:33.916 We? 2153 01:32:34.016 --> 01:32:36.184 I'm sorry I ruined your wedding. 2154 01:32:36.284 --> 01:32:37.185 [Stacey] Better. 2155 01:32:37.653 --> 01:32:41.056 Oh, I am also very sorry, but he does not speak for me. 2156 01:32:41.156 --> 01:32:43.091 -[scoffs] -No, it's a feminism thing. 2157 01:32:43.191 --> 01:32:45.127 We do that-- Where are you going? 2158 01:32:45.594 --> 01:32:46.829 Todd, you made it. 2159 01:32:46.929 --> 01:32:49.131 I'm so sorry I'm late. I manny on the weekends. 2160 01:32:49.231 --> 01:32:51.066 Well, you may not have to anymore, 2161 01:32:51.166 --> 01:32:53.001 because I got you on the show! 2162 01:32:53.602 --> 01:32:54.837 -No. -Yes! 2163 01:32:56.605 --> 01:32:58.506 Thank you! 2164 01:32:58.607 --> 01:33:00.208 Everybody, get out of the way. 2165 01:33:00.308 --> 01:33:02.811 Quinn and my dumb brother are gonna do their first dance. 2166 01:33:02.911 --> 01:33:04.747 [all cheer] 2167 01:33:04.847 --> 01:33:07.315 ["You Wanna Be My Man" by The Shivas plays] 2168 01:33:07.415 --> 01:33:08.917 -So... -Tell me. 2169 01:33:24.099 --> 01:33:26.702 This wedding sucks. Where are the oyster shuckers? 2170 01:33:27.335 --> 01:33:29.537 -All right, I deserved that. -[laughs] 2171 01:33:31.674 --> 01:33:34.409 * I * 2172 01:33:38.113 --> 01:33:42.384 * Don't know * 2173 01:33:46.722 --> 01:33:50.092 * Don't care * 2174 01:33:54.229 --> 01:33:57.632 -* Won't go * -Phew. 2175 01:34:01.603 --> 01:34:02.705 You want to dance? 2176 01:34:02.805 --> 01:34:05.240 * You say * 2177 01:34:05.340 --> 01:34:07.509 What's next, Chase Matthews? 2178 01:34:07.609 --> 01:34:08.777 Back to Baltimore? 2179 01:34:09.244 --> 01:34:11.146 You know, it is really cold out there. 2180 01:34:11.246 --> 01:34:13.015 Well, I heard, and don't quote me, 2181 01:34:13.115 --> 01:34:16.685 but I heard there are schools in California. 2182 01:34:16.785 --> 01:34:18.086 Oh, well... 2183 01:34:18.186 --> 01:34:20.288 Well, maybe I'll look into that. 2184 01:34:21.656 --> 01:34:23.491 But whatever the future holds... 2185 01:34:24.592 --> 01:34:25.694 I hope that you're in it. 2186 01:34:26.328 --> 01:34:27.462 Because... 2187 01:34:28.130 --> 01:34:29.431 I love you, Zoey. 2188 01:34:30.699 --> 01:34:32.100 And I always have. 2189 01:34:32.600 --> 01:34:33.836 I... 2190 01:34:33.936 --> 01:34:35.003 love you too. 2191 01:34:35.103 --> 01:34:37.505 [music continues] 2192 01:34:42.577 --> 01:34:45.013 [cheers and applause] 2193 01:34:51.954 --> 01:34:53.455 Ugh, I'm bored. 2194 01:34:54.857 --> 01:34:58.693 [music changes abruptly] * Starships were meant to fly * 2195 01:34:58.794 --> 01:35:02.397 * Hands up and touch the sky * 2196 01:35:02.497 --> 01:35:06.401 * Can't stop, 'cause we're so high * 2197 01:35:06.501 --> 01:35:09.571 * Let's do this one more time * 2198 01:35:10.238 --> 01:35:14.042 * Starships were meant to fly * 2199 01:35:14.142 --> 01:35:17.980 * Hands up and touch the sky * 2200 01:35:18.080 --> 01:35:21.683 * Let's do this one last time * 2201 01:35:21.784 --> 01:35:25.120 * Can't stop, we're higher than a mother... * 2202 01:35:25.220 --> 01:35:29.091 -["Starships" continues] -Toss it back! Woo! 2203 01:35:30.759 --> 01:35:33.028 * We're higher than a mother... * 2204 01:35:38.566 --> 01:35:40.702 * We're higher than a mother... * 2205 01:35:41.103 --> 01:35:44.139 * Starships were meant to fly... * 2206 01:35:44.239 --> 01:35:45.607 I hear you're, like, a producer. 2207 01:35:45.707 --> 01:35:46.674 Heard of Drippin' ? 2208 01:35:46.775 --> 01:35:48.143 And you're friends with Logan? 2209 01:35:48.243 --> 01:35:49.778 And he didn't introduce me to you? 2210 01:35:49.878 --> 01:35:51.947 [whiny] Logan, you always do this to me! 2211 01:35:52.047 --> 01:35:54.016 You never support me in any of my endeavors! 2212 01:35:54.116 --> 01:35:55.483 I support you. Don't-- 2213 01:35:56.218 --> 01:35:59.187 * Starships were meant to fly * 2214 01:35:59.287 --> 01:36:01.456 Good for you for picking up on the rebound, you know? 2215 01:36:01.990 --> 01:36:03.158 Yeah! 2216 01:36:03.258 --> 01:36:05.360 -Yeah. Yeah! -Yeah. 2217 01:36:05.460 --> 01:36:06.494 Sloppy seconds. 2218 01:36:07.762 --> 01:36:11.466 * Can't stop, we're higher than a mother... * 2219 01:36:17.139 --> 01:36:19.207 * We're higher than a mother... * 2220 01:36:24.712 --> 01:36:26.514 * We're higher than a mother... * 2221 01:36:26.614 --> 01:36:28.016 [song ends, fades] 2222 01:36:28.917 --> 01:36:31.119 I know you're bummed we didn't catch him this time, Stace, 2223 01:36:31.219 --> 01:36:32.587 but we will. 2224 01:36:32.687 --> 01:36:33.956 We always do. 2225 01:36:34.056 --> 01:36:36.925 That's why we're the number one murder podcast in America. 2226 01:36:37.025 --> 01:36:38.160 Yeah. 2227 01:36:38.260 --> 01:36:39.962 You're probably right. 2228 01:36:40.062 --> 01:36:41.930 So great meeting you, Todd. 2229 01:36:42.030 --> 01:36:43.999 Sorry again about that little mix-up. 2230 01:36:44.099 --> 01:36:45.800 Oh, don't even worry about it. 2231 01:36:45.901 --> 01:36:47.970 You guys get home safe, okay? 2232 01:36:48.403 --> 01:36:51.439 [dramatic music playing] 2233 01:36:51.539 --> 01:36:52.740 Shh. 2234 01:36:53.775 --> 01:36:55.243 [music ends abruptly] 2235 01:36:55.343 --> 01:36:58.513 ["Follow Me" by Jamie Lynn Spears plays] 2236 01:37:00.048 --> 01:37:01.483 I have ideas. 2237 01:37:02.217 --> 01:37:03.718 Excuse me, did I wink? 2238 01:37:03.818 --> 01:37:05.153 [laughter] 2239 01:37:05.253 --> 01:37:07.255 [woman] You're loving it, Mr. Perry. 2240 01:37:07.355 --> 01:37:09.624 -Oh, I am. -[laughs] 2241 01:37:10.292 --> 01:37:12.594 Mr. Perry, you own a jewelry shop. 2242 01:37:12.694 --> 01:37:13.761 I'm loving it too. 2243 01:37:13.862 --> 01:37:15.463 [laughing] 2244 01:37:16.264 --> 01:37:17.933 Bubbe! What are you doing? 2245 01:37:18.033 --> 01:37:20.002 Oh, I thought you were cake. 2246 01:37:20.102 --> 01:37:22.971 -No, it's me. -I almost ate you. 2247 01:37:23.071 --> 01:37:24.306 Here, I got your back. 2248 01:37:24.406 --> 01:37:25.640 -[belches] -Oh, my God! 2249 01:37:25.740 --> 01:37:27.943 -We're in a car! -It didn't smell bad. 2250 01:37:28.043 --> 01:37:29.011 [chuckles] 2251 01:37:29.111 --> 01:37:31.313 Somebody help me. My God. 2252 01:37:31.413 --> 01:37:33.481 With a 300-mile driving radius-- 2253 01:37:33.581 --> 01:37:35.483 Uh-huh, what's the line? [laughs] 2254 01:37:35.583 --> 01:37:37.986 I'm sorry to this camera that has to go back and forth. 2255 01:37:38.086 --> 01:37:39.154 Loving you. 2256 01:37:39.254 --> 01:37:42.090 -[chatter] -* Yeah, yeah * 2257 01:37:42.190 --> 01:37:43.591 * Tell the DJ... * 2258 01:37:43.691 --> 01:37:44.559 [man] And... 2259 01:37:44.659 --> 01:37:46.694 [woman] Could you play that back? 2260 01:37:46.794 --> 01:37:48.130 [laughs] 2261 01:37:48.230 --> 01:37:49.264 * Yeah * 2262 01:37:50.532 --> 01:37:53.301 Are you guys still filming me? Can I ask an honest question? 2263 01:37:53.401 --> 01:37:55.537 Can you tell that these are ladies' leggings? 2264 01:37:56.604 --> 01:37:58.873 I don't think you can tell. Right? 2265 01:38:01.143 --> 01:38:03.045 * Yeah, yeah * 2266 01:38:03.145 --> 01:38:04.279 I'm good. 2267 01:38:04.379 --> 01:38:06.081 -[man] Cut. -[indistinct chatter] 2268 01:38:06.181 --> 01:38:07.749 -Are you okay? -[Erin] No, I'm not. 2269 01:38:09.051 --> 01:38:10.252 And that's that. 2270 01:38:10.352 --> 01:38:11.886 * Inside your head * 2271 01:38:12.620 --> 01:38:15.623 * Just get out with me instead * 2272 01:38:16.258 --> 01:38:18.927 * Let's melt the stress away * 2273 01:38:19.394 --> 01:38:21.229 * Yeah, yeah * 2274 01:38:21.329 --> 01:38:22.897 * Yeah, yeah, you * 2275 01:38:24.399 --> 01:38:28.003 * Do what you want to do * 2276 01:38:28.703 --> 01:38:31.439 * Be your own kind of muse * 2277 01:38:32.374 --> 01:38:34.776 * It's your role to play * 2278 01:38:35.210 --> 01:38:37.045 * Yeah, yeah * 2279 01:38:37.145 --> 01:38:39.014 * Tell the DJ play * 2280 01:38:39.114 --> 01:38:40.915 * We can dance all day * 2281 01:38:41.016 --> 01:38:44.552 * Let's just get away, yeah * 2282 01:38:44.652 --> 01:38:47.222 * We can make them see * 2283 01:38:47.689 --> 01:38:51.093 * All of the things that we can be * 2284 01:38:51.193 --> 01:38:55.397 * Forget all your fears and follow me * 2285 01:38:56.298 --> 01:38:59.401 * Yeah, yeah, yeah * 2286 01:39:02.037 --> 01:39:05.140 * The stars are shining now * 2287 01:39:05.240 --> 01:39:07.309 * They're shining for you * 2288 01:39:07.409 --> 01:39:09.511 * Shining for you * 2289 01:39:09.611 --> 01:39:13.048 * But you don't need shooting stars * 2290 01:39:13.148 --> 01:39:16.384 * The magic's all in you * 2291 01:39:16.484 --> 01:39:18.753 * We can make them see * 2292 01:39:18.853 --> 01:39:22.557 * All of the things that we can be * 2293 01:39:22.657 --> 01:39:26.628 * Forget all your fears and follow me * 2294 01:39:27.629 --> 01:39:30.865 * Yeah, yeah, yeah * 2295 01:39:32.100 --> 01:39:34.102 * Tell the DJ play * 2296 01:39:34.202 --> 01:39:36.004 * We can dance all day * 2297 01:39:36.104 --> 01:39:38.573 * Let's just get away * 2298 01:39:38.673 --> 01:39:40.008 * Yeah * 2299 01:39:40.108 --> 01:39:42.344 * We can make them see * 2300 01:39:42.444 --> 01:39:46.181 * All of the things that we can be * 2301 01:39:46.281 --> 01:39:50.452 * Forget all your fears and follow me * 2302 01:39:51.286 --> 01:39:54.456 * Yeah, yeah, yeah * 2303 01:40:04.199 --> 01:40:05.700 [music fades] 2304 01:40:06.301 --> 01:40:09.471 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 2305 01:41:24.279 --> 01:41:25.680 [music fades]