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Hey, Benji. It's me.
I'm just leaving my apartment.

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Remember, we gotta be there, like,
three hours early.

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Yeah, just ring me when you get this.

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Hey, Benji. I hope you left already...

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'cause I'm stuck in a little traffic
on the BQE.

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Just in case you can avoid it.

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Anyway, just ring me when you get this.

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Hey, Benji.
Actually, traffic just cleared up.

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So that's pretty good, if you were worried.

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Maybe you weren't. Anyway,
just ring me when you get this, anyway.

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Hey, Benji.
I'm sorry I'm leaving so many messages.

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Just... Sorry. You can disregard them
'cause I'm... I'll be there soon, and I...

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Yeah. I can't wait to see you, and I will not
leave you another message. Okay. Bye.

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Hey, Benji. I just got to the airport.

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I really hope you left already
or that you're, like...

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I don't know, on your way.

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Anyway, just ring me when you get this.

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- Oh, God. You made it.
- What's up, cuz?

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Oh, man, come here.
I called you so many times.

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- Step back, dude. Let me have a look at you.
- It's so good to see... Yeah.

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- Okay.
- Turn around.

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- I wanna see the whole fucking picture.
- What? Really?

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- Twirl. Twirly dervish.
- Okay, okay.

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- All right, all right.
- Yeah, man, look at you.

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- Healthy, wealthy, and wise. You look good.
- Oh.

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All right, listen,
I think we should check you in.

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- I did a thing online. I...
- Oh, no. I did it.

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- I checked in a while ago.
- Did you?

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- Yeah.
- Sorry. When did you get here?

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Few hours ago.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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I mean, the flight's not for another, like,
two hours.

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Yeah, but they open the airport super early.
You can just come here and hang out.

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- Wow. Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

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You meet the
craziest fucking people here, dude.

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Oh. And did you eat anything?

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- I did. Yeah. No, yeah.
- Okay.

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Just 'cause I'm gonna wanna get something...

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- before we take off.
- Oh. Don't worry about it, man.

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I got you a yogurt. It's a little warm.

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- Warm?
- It's been in my pocket.

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Shit, I don't have a spoon. That's okay.
You just sort of...

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squeeze it, slurp it.

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Did you really get this for me?

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Yeah, of course, dude.

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- All right, you got your shit?
- Okay. Yeah.

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- You know what else?
- What?

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I also got some good shit for when we land.

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Like, very, very good shit.

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Wait. You're not, like,
taking weed into Poland, are you?

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- Oh, yeah.
- Benji?

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They don't give a shit about that stuff, man.
I'm telling you...

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Mm. I think they very much do
give a shit about that stuff.

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- Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really?
- Yeah.

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They're gonna arrest two Jews in Poland
for a little bit of weed?

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- That's a good look for the Polish people.
- Okay. All right, all right. Just try to...

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- keep it down, okay?
- Okay, yeah. Don't say, "marijuana."

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- Arms out.
- Wait, really?

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Sorry. It doesn't normally...
Thanks.

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This one? This little one?

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It's a gift from my dad.

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- Dad?
- Yeah.

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Of course it was.

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- Do you have something like this?
- No way.

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- Yeah.
- I don't... I was way off. Okay, bye.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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Oh. There you go.

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- She is so dope.
- Okay. Arms out.

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- Who?
- The TSA agent.

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Her dad does security for the Knicks.

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Huh.

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Did you want some?

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- Mm.
- Uh, Priya made it for me.

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- Yeah, right.
- No. I'm... Yeah, okay.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah?

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What is that? A fucking Brazil nut?

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Yo. So, like, how you been, man?

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- Honestly, dude...
- Yeah.

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I've been...

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great. Been, like, really fucking great.

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You wanna go over our
tour itinerary or anything?

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Okay.

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- Can you hold that for me, actually?
- Yeah, sure.

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- Yeah. Have as much as you want.
- Yeah?

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Don't you think it'll be nice for us to
see where Grandma was from?

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You know, where she lived?

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Mm-hmm.

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- I can't even follow this. I'll just...
- Sure.

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- ...do whatever the group does.
- Sure.

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Hi.

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What seat you got?

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24 A.

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Mm. I'm B. I think we're middle and window.

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- Oh, yeah.
- Hey, man. You mind taking middle?

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How you feeling in there, dude?

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It's a little tight.

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- You still looking for a job?
- Nah.

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So, you have to, like, work the whole trip?

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No. No, no. I was able to take the week,
like, completely free.

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- I wanna be here. I wanna be like...
- Great.

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You know, I wanna be present.

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- Good, man. Excellent.
- Yeah.

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You still, like, sellin' shit online?

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I mean,
I don't, like, sell used jerseys on eBay.

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- I do, like, digital ad sales. Yeah.
- Okay.

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So, you know, when you see, like,
an ad banner online?

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Oh, yeah. God, I hate that shit.

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Hey, come on.

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No, no. No, I just mean, like,
everybody hates that shit, you know.

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- Do they?
- Mm, yeah.

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- Well, that's what I do. That's my job.
- It's cool, man.

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- I sell those. Okay.
- It's cool. It's cool, dude.

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You're making the world go around. It's fine.

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- Yeah.
- That's not your fault.

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You're just, like,
part of a fucked-up system.

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I mean, without online ads, actually,
a lot of the websites...

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that you visit for free
wouldn't be able to exist.

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It's kind of like
the lifeblood of the Internet.

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- Hey, dude, dude.
- Yeah.

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I think they want us to pay attention.

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Yeah, no, I just wanted to, like,
finish the story.

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Yeah, yeah. No. It's just...
It's just kind of rude, man.

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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

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- Just trying to do their jobs.
<i>- To fasten your seatbelt...</i>

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<i>insert the metal end into the...</i>

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<i>This is a security announcement.</i>

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<i>Please maintain control of your
personal belongings at all time.</i>

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Hey, are you okay?

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Uh, yeah. I don't know.

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Oh. There's our guy.
Yo. Dude.

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- What's up? That's us.
- Hey.

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Kaplans.

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What you looking at?

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I don't know. It's stupid. I don't...

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I think I'm already homesick.

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I don't know. It's just Abe.

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He's, like, obsessed with buildings now.

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He wants to know
the height of every skyscraper.

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It's kind of, like, all-encompassing.

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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Let me see it?

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Yeah. Yeah, sure.

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<i>That's right. And then how many floors
is the Empire State Building?</i>

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<i>103.</i>

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<i>Okay. How many floors is 30 Hudson Yards?</i>

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<i>112. But the balcony is on the 100.</i>

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<i>Yes!</i>

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<i>How many floors is the Empire State Building?</i>

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<i>103.</i>

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<i>Okay. How many floors is 30 Hudson Yards?</i>

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<i>112.</i>

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- You packed pajamas?
- Yeah, of course I did.

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- Two pairs.
- Really? But really?

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- You mean like the whole, like...
- You wanna borrow some?

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what, Victorian nightgown
with the slippers and the cap?

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No, man. I don't think I even own that.

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Hi. Welcome to the Warsaw Central Hotel.

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Thank you so much. Yeah, we're checking in.
We're with the Heritage Tour.

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Kaplan, Benjamin and David.
I have our passports here.

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- Yes, of course. Welcome.
- Thank you.

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You're the final ones to arrive.

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And I think I have a package for you.

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- It's been sitting here for many days...
- That's for me, actually.

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- Okay.
- Thank you.

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- There you go.
- Thanks.

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You're on the fifth floor, and there's
a group meeting in 30 minutes.

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- Okay. Thank you so much.
- Great. Thank you. Fifth floor? Thanks.

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What the hell is that?

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Oh, it's the weed. I told you.
It's like, really good stuff.

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I got it from Todd.
This fucking barber in Ithaca.

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Wait. You mailed yourself weed?

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No, man. I mailed us weed.

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Are you... I thought you were,
like, taking it through the airport.

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- Really?
- Yes, really.

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Did you not see how nervous I was?

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No, I did. I just thought that was you.

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I'm so fuckin' happy
to be here with you right now.

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Me too.

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Oh, God.

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All right. We got a half an hour.
I'm gonna have to shower.

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Good idea.

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Sweet! Closet.

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Oh, yeah. Dude, I totally forgot.
You have super nice feet.

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- Do I?
- Yeah...

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and they've aged really well too.

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Toes are mad straight. It's nice.

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Okay. Thank you.

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No weird feet knuckles
or stray hairs or anything. Very classy.

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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.

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That's interesting.
I never really evaluated them, I guess.

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You never evaluated your own feet?

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- No.
- Come on, dude. They're graceful as fuck.

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Look at 'em.
They remind me of Grandma's feet.

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You remember Grandma's feet?

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'Course I remember Grandma's feet.

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She always wore those
pink plastic fuckin' sandals from Target.

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- She used to strut that shit all over town.
- Really?

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- You know, sometimes I look at you.
- Yeah?

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I see her.

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I look like an old Jewish woman?

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No, man, you look wise.
And I don't know, it's beautiful.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Thanks. All right. All right.

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- I'm gonna shower, okay?
- Cool.

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- Yeah.
- Mind if I shower first?

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No, sure.

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Oh, hey, can I borrow your phone?

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Yeah, sure. For what?

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Just 'cause I like to
listen to music in the shower.

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Don't you have a phone?

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Yeah, but it doesn't play music.

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Yeah, sure. Here you go.

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- Sweet.
- Yeah.

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Shower time.

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- Hi. Sorry. Let me guess. David and Benjamin?
- Hi.

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- Hi, yeah. You're James?
- Yeah.

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- Hi, yes. I am James. Hi.
- Hey. How's it going?

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- Hi. Benji.
- Yeah.

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- You're Benji? Okay, hi.
- Benji. Yeah. Benji. It's Benji.

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Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to accost you.

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I just thought I should intercept...

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- in case you weren't sure where we were.
- Thanks.

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So, it's a nice, small group.

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- Should be intimate, you know.
- Nice. Great.

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- Success, everybody, found them.
- Hi.

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This is David and Benji.

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- Hey. Hi.
- Hey.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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- Welcome.
- Sit down. Take a seat, please. Yeah.

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Nice to meet you.
Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot. Yeah.

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So, I won't ramble on for too long,
but a word about myself.

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Hopefully, you won't be too sick of me
by the end of the week.

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So my name is James, as you know.

236
00:11:30.335 --> 00:11:33.251
I will be your British tour guide
through Poland.

237
00:11:33.418 --> 00:11:36.668
I was a scholar of
Eastern European studies at Oxford.

238
00:11:36.835 --> 00:11:38.126
I'm not myself Jewish...

239
00:11:38.293 --> 00:11:39.876
but I'm completely obsessed...

240
00:11:40.043 --> 00:11:43.210
with this whole part of the world,
and in particular the Jewish experience...

241
00:11:43.376 --> 00:11:44.668
which I find to be...

242
00:11:44.835 --> 00:11:48.085
fascinating and complex
and, at times, tragic...

243
00:11:48.251 --> 00:11:50.168
but ultimately beautiful.

244
00:11:50.668 --> 00:11:53.376
So, anyway, enough from me. Shut up, James.

245
00:11:53.543 --> 00:11:54.960
Who wants to go next?

246
00:11:55.126 --> 00:11:56.376
Okay, I'll be brave. Ha!

247
00:11:58.376 --> 00:12:00.543
Hi. I'm Marcia Kramer.

248
00:12:00.710 --> 00:12:04.085
I'm originally from Brooklyn with...

249
00:12:04.251 --> 00:12:08.835
two regrettable decades in Los Angeles,
and I've just moved back to New York...

250
00:12:09.001 --> 00:12:10.335
after a divorce.

251
00:12:10.501 --> 00:12:12.085
Sorry, if I'm oversharing...

252
00:12:12.251 --> 00:12:15.001
but I found that I was turning into
the kind of...

253
00:12:15.168 --> 00:12:17.126
woman I detested.

254
00:12:17.918 --> 00:12:20.918
Just like a lady who lunches basically,
you know?

255
00:12:21.085 --> 00:12:22.126
Oof.

256
00:12:22.376 --> 00:12:25.585
My mother survived the camps and...

257
00:12:26.543 --> 00:12:30.001
she never talked about it. Ever.

258
00:12:30.168 --> 00:12:32.376
So, I'm here to honor her.

259
00:12:33.126 --> 00:12:37.168
Okay, that's me. You go. Who's next?

260
00:12:37.335 --> 00:12:39.585
Well, hi. Diane and Mark Binder.

261
00:12:39.751 --> 00:12:40.751
Hello.

262
00:12:42.835 --> 00:12:43.835
We're boring.

263
00:12:44.751 --> 00:12:46.918
Recently retired from Shaker Heights.

264
00:12:47.085 --> 00:12:49.835
Mark's family was from here, down in Lublin.

265
00:12:50.793 --> 00:12:53.751
But they left way before the war.
Turn of the century.

266
00:12:53.918 --> 00:12:55.835
We were Mayflower Jews.

267
00:12:56.001 --> 00:12:57.585
Was always my little joke.

268
00:12:58.960 --> 00:12:59.960
- Yeah. Funny.
- Hi.

269
00:13:00.126 --> 00:13:01.376
I'm Eloge.

270
00:13:02.543 --> 00:13:06.501
As you might have guessed,
I was not born Jewish.

271
00:13:06.668 --> 00:13:08.793
I guess you won't be
the only one on this trip, James.

272
00:13:08.960 --> 00:13:10.418
Happy for the company, Eloge.

273
00:13:10.585 --> 00:13:11.710
Happy for the company.

274
00:13:11.876 --> 00:13:15.293
But I did convert to Judaism,
around 10 years ago.

275
00:13:15.460 --> 00:13:18.085
I'm actually African-born, Rwandan.

276
00:13:18.960 --> 00:13:20.710
And to answer the question...

277
00:13:20.876 --> 00:13:24.251
maybe you are thinking of asking,
I-I am a survivor of the genocide.

278
00:13:24.418 --> 00:13:25.585
Oh, snap.

279
00:13:26.918 --> 00:13:28.293
Sorry. No, I just meant...

280
00:13:28.460 --> 00:13:29.960
No, that's like...
I meant that in a good way. Like...

281
00:13:30.335 --> 00:13:31.668
I don't know if you're familiar with "snap."

282
00:13:31.835 --> 00:13:34.251
It's like, "Oh, shit."
"Oh, wow." "Holy..." You know...

283
00:13:34.418 --> 00:13:36.876
I'm just interested in people
from other places. It's like...

284
00:13:37.043 --> 00:13:39.001
I'm a fan, basically. Keep going, dude.

285
00:13:39.543 --> 00:13:40.918
- I'm sorry about that.
- No. No, no, no.

286
00:13:41.668 --> 00:13:43.960
I'm very happy
when people are interested in my country.

287
00:13:44.126 --> 00:13:45.126
- Oh.
- Sweet.

288
00:13:45.293 --> 00:13:46.751
- What's your name?
- Benji.

289
00:13:46.918 --> 00:13:49.418
- Benji, I'm an open book.
- Oh, rad.

290
00:13:50.668 --> 00:13:52.876
So my mother and I survived the genocide.

291
00:13:53.043 --> 00:13:56.918
And I moved to Winnipeg
with her life savings...

292
00:13:57.085 --> 00:13:59.168
- sewn into the inside of my jacket...
- Jesus. Fuck.

293
00:13:59.335 --> 00:14:03.876
And, in Winnipeg, I found a connection there
with a Jewish community.

294
00:14:04.043 --> 00:14:05.460
Yeah, well, naturally.

295
00:14:05.626 --> 00:14:07.251
Yes, naturally, Benji.

296
00:14:07.418 --> 00:14:11.376
And, when I learned about the Jewish story...

297
00:14:11.543 --> 00:14:14.251
I felt at peace
for the first time since the war.

298
00:14:14.501 --> 00:14:17.293
And the more I learn,
and the more people I meet...

299
00:14:18.293 --> 00:14:20.168
wonderful people such as yourselves...

300
00:14:20.960 --> 00:14:23.210
the more I know I made the right decision.

301
00:14:25.710 --> 00:14:26.918
Wow.

302
00:14:27.376 --> 00:14:30.043
Well, I didn't expect to be crying
before the tour started.

303
00:14:31.918 --> 00:14:33.210
- Wow. That's extraordinary.
- Wow.

304
00:14:33.376 --> 00:14:35.335
- Thank you so much for that, Eloge.
- Yeah.

305
00:14:35.501 --> 00:14:36.876
- Thank you.
- That was beautiful.

306
00:14:37.376 --> 00:14:39.501
- Well, who the hell wants to follow that?
- Yeah.

307
00:14:40.210 --> 00:14:42.085
Okay, shit. I guess I'll go.

308
00:14:42.251 --> 00:14:46.376
So, Davers and I are cousins. We've...

309
00:14:46.543 --> 00:14:48.335
Actually, we were born three weeks apart...

310
00:14:48.501 --> 00:14:49.751
- which is kinda nuts.
- Yes.

311
00:14:49.918 --> 00:14:52.751
A zloty for anyone
who can guess which one of us is older.

312
00:14:52.918 --> 00:14:54.001
Me!

313
00:14:54.168 --> 00:14:55.668
Our dads are brothers.

314
00:14:55.835 --> 00:14:57.710
We're basically brothers, too,
wouldn't you say, Dave?

315
00:14:57.876 --> 00:15:00.626
We used to be joined at the hip.
Like feckin Katie and Eilish.

316
00:15:00.793 --> 00:15:02.168
- Remember them?
- Yeah. Don't say that.

317
00:15:02.460 --> 00:15:06.460
But, our grandma, Dory...
Grandma Dory, she was from here.

318
00:15:06.626 --> 00:15:08.835
And we've always wanted to...

319
00:15:09.001 --> 00:15:12.043
see where she came from
and see the house that she grew up in.

320
00:15:12.210 --> 00:15:13.918
Yeah, that's actually why
we're leaving the tour a day early.

321
00:15:14.085 --> 00:15:15.876
- Benji insisted on seeing her little town.
- Yeah. 'Course, yeah.

322
00:15:16.043 --> 00:15:17.543
- They were... They were super close.
- We have to.

323
00:15:17.710 --> 00:15:19.835
Yeah. I mean,
she was the fucking coolest, right?

324
00:15:20.001 --> 00:15:21.751
Well, now I've just been, like...

325
00:15:21.918 --> 00:15:25.085
in a real funk, I guess, since she died.
Just haven't...

326
00:15:29.876 --> 00:15:31.960
Yeah. Sorry. She was just
my favorite person in the world.

327
00:15:36.210 --> 00:15:40.710
You know, it's, it's good to remember.
That's why we're here, in a way. So...

328
00:15:41.293 --> 00:15:42.751
Thank you, James. Thanks for saying that.

329
00:15:44.668 --> 00:15:46.710
So...
Yeah, it's okay.

330
00:15:46.876 --> 00:15:48.668
Just to, like, just keep things
on track, though. Like...

331
00:15:48.835 --> 00:15:50.960
- Yeah.
- Sorry. When she died...

332
00:15:51.126 --> 00:15:53.418
she left some money in her will
for me and Benji to come here, so...

333
00:15:53.585 --> 00:15:55.626
Yeah, and Dave is always, like, super busy.

334
00:15:55.793 --> 00:15:58.126
He never has time. He's got this, like,
high-pressure job selling...

335
00:15:58.293 --> 00:16:00.251
- fucking ad banners to the Internet.
- Yo, come on, man.

336
00:16:00.418 --> 00:16:03.668
But he knew I was in
a real shit place recently, so he...

337
00:16:03.835 --> 00:16:07.626
swooped in and dropped everything
and arranged for us to join this...

338
00:16:08.418 --> 00:16:11.418
geriatric Polish tour with you fine people.

339
00:16:11.585 --> 00:16:12.501
Hey.

340
00:16:46.626 --> 00:16:49.251
Okay, if everyone could gather over here
just for a moment, please?

341
00:16:49.418 --> 00:16:50.418
No rush.

342
00:16:56.418 --> 00:17:01.293
I always like to start my tours here
at the Ghetto Uprising Memorial.

343
00:17:01.460 --> 00:17:04.751
And that's because this is a monument
that celebrates the Jewish heroes...

344
00:17:04.918 --> 00:17:06.793
who fought back against the Nazis.

345
00:17:07.501 --> 00:17:10.334
In a couple of days, I will be taking us
to a concentration camp...

346
00:17:10.501 --> 00:17:13.084
so I think it's important
to immediately dispel the myth...

347
00:17:13.251 --> 00:17:16.584
that these were a people
who were led like lambs to the slaughter.

348
00:17:17.334 --> 00:17:20.209
Now, it may seem obvious,
but a word of warnin'...

349
00:17:21.168 --> 00:17:23.043
this will be a tour about pain.

350
00:17:23.209 --> 00:17:24.501
Of course, it will.

351
00:17:24.668 --> 00:17:26.959
Pain and suffering and loss,
there's no getting around that...

352
00:17:27.126 --> 00:17:29.626
but I think it's important
that it's also a tour...

353
00:17:29.793 --> 00:17:31.168
that celebrates a people.

354
00:17:32.085 --> 00:17:33.876
A most resilient people.

355
00:17:38.418 --> 00:17:39.418
All right.

356
00:17:40.585 --> 00:17:41.918
So, that's that one then.

357
00:17:45.126 --> 00:17:48.793
This city has
an incredibly unfortunate history.

358
00:17:48.960 --> 00:17:50.793
It's often called the Phoenix City...

359
00:17:50.960 --> 00:17:54.085
because it's risen from the ashes
so many times.

360
00:17:54.251 --> 00:17:58.501
Functionality of this Soviet-style
architecture, you know, can be polarizing.

361
00:17:58.668 --> 00:17:59.668
It's not to everyone's...

362
00:17:59.835 --> 00:18:02.251
And again, you'll notice
that austere style...

363
00:18:02.418 --> 00:18:04.335
which sprung up in the wake of World War II.

364
00:18:05.126 --> 00:18:06.335
Look at this shit.

365
00:18:06.501 --> 00:18:08.293
We'd probably live here
if the war didn't happen.

366
00:18:08.460 --> 00:18:09.793
Isn't that fucking crazy to think about?

367
00:18:10.460 --> 00:18:13.043
Seriously, like,
we think of ourselves as these, like...

368
00:18:13.210 --> 00:18:15.501
very American creations, you know?
And I guess that we are.

369
00:18:15.668 --> 00:18:17.251
I guess, that's, like,
the essence of America...

370
00:18:17.418 --> 00:18:19.043
people created from other cultures.

371
00:18:19.210 --> 00:18:22.210
But, like, in some parallel, black hole
universe, you and I are Polish...

372
00:18:22.376 --> 00:18:25.293
and we probably got, like, long beards
and we can't shake hands with women.

373
00:18:25.460 --> 00:18:26.835
Yeah, that's funny.
You know, every time I see, like...

374
00:18:27.001 --> 00:18:29.126
one of those Hasidic guys on the street,
I always just think, like...

375
00:18:29.293 --> 00:18:32.043
"There but for the grace of no God go I."
You know?

376
00:18:32.210 --> 00:18:33.043
What?

377
00:18:33.210 --> 00:18:35.210
Oh, nothing. It's just, like,
a dumb joke that...

378
00:18:36.126 --> 00:18:37.460
- Yeah.
- Well, that's cool, man.

379
00:18:38.376 --> 00:18:40.376
- Shit, look at her.
- Who?

380
00:18:40.543 --> 00:18:41.710
That woman, Marcia.

381
00:18:41.876 --> 00:18:43.585
She's walkin' alone.
We should go talk to her.

382
00:18:44.418 --> 00:18:45.585
We just met her.

383
00:18:45.751 --> 00:18:49.001
Yeah, but she's got this, like, deep sadness
behind her eyes, you know?

384
00:18:49.168 --> 00:18:50.126
She does?

385
00:18:50.293 --> 00:18:51.293
Yeah. You didn't notice that?

386
00:18:52.043 --> 00:18:53.501
During the introductions? No. I...

387
00:18:53.668 --> 00:18:54.918
I think we should check on her.

388
00:18:55.085 --> 00:18:56.335
Benji, maybe she wants to be alone.

389
00:18:57.210 --> 00:18:59.293
No one wants to be alone, Dave.
Okay, I'm gonna go check it out.

390
00:18:59.960 --> 00:19:03.085
Hey. Why are you walking alone?
Are you a big fucking loser?

391
00:19:03.835 --> 00:19:05.835
- Seriously?
- Yeah. You look like an interesting person.

392
00:19:06.626 --> 00:19:07.918
- Sorry.
- Okay.

393
00:19:08.418 --> 00:19:10.585
This is one of the most
well-preserved sections...

394
00:19:10.751 --> 00:19:12.793
of the Warsaw Ghetto
and was part of the wall...

395
00:19:12.960 --> 00:19:17.418
from November 1940 to November 1942.

396
00:19:17.585 --> 00:19:20.418
And, as we traverse the city,
you'll actually notice the fact that...

397
00:19:24.168 --> 00:19:27.960
Here you go. Water. Diane. Mark. There we go.

398
00:19:28.126 --> 00:19:29.376
Gotta drink. It's important. James, Eloge.

399
00:19:30.376 --> 00:19:31.876
Marcia, hydrate.

400
00:19:42.501 --> 00:19:43.751
Okay. Ready to go?

401
00:19:44.585 --> 00:19:45.585
What we waitin' on?

402
00:19:48.626 --> 00:19:51.626
New Delhi has no delis in it.
Where are the knishes?

403
00:19:53.918 --> 00:19:57.335
Oh, it was the airport,
but it wasn't new, it was old.

404
00:19:59.710 --> 00:20:00.960
Yo!

405
00:20:01.126 --> 00:20:02.126
Hey.

406
00:20:03.418 --> 00:20:04.418
Come on in.

407
00:20:05.251 --> 00:20:06.293
Thanks.

408
00:20:06.460 --> 00:20:08.043
- Thanks?
- Yeah. No, I mean, I saved this.

409
00:20:08.210 --> 00:20:09.210
I don't know if you were gonna...

410
00:20:09.918 --> 00:20:11.043
- yeah, sit over there.
- No, man.

411
00:20:12.918 --> 00:20:14.668
So, what was going on with that woman?

412
00:20:14.835 --> 00:20:16.043
What do you mean?

413
00:20:16.210 --> 00:20:18.668
The woman with, like,
the "sadness in her eyes."

414
00:20:18.835 --> 00:20:20.126
- Marcia.
- Yeah. Is she all right?

415
00:20:20.293 --> 00:20:22.585
- She's in a really weird place right now.
- Really?

416
00:20:22.751 --> 00:20:23.918
- She told you that?
- Yeah.

417
00:20:24.085 --> 00:20:26.335
I guess she thinks that I can relate
since we've both lost people.

418
00:20:26.501 --> 00:20:27.668
Yeah. You mean our grandma?

419
00:20:27.835 --> 00:20:30.210
Yeah. She's just, like,
super fucking stressed right now...

420
00:20:30.376 --> 00:20:33.293
because her husband left her last May,
like, totally out of the blue.

421
00:20:33.460 --> 00:20:34.293
Jesus.

422
00:20:35.168 --> 00:20:37.335
She's seeing this new guy, Darren,
which you'd think she'd be happy about...

423
00:20:37.501 --> 00:20:39.085
but he sounds like a total fucking douchebag.

424
00:20:39.251 --> 00:20:40.293
Really? How?

425
00:20:42.835 --> 00:20:43.710
I don't know, man.

426
00:20:43.876 --> 00:20:45.335
I don't think we should be talking about her
behind her back.

427
00:20:46.501 --> 00:20:48.751
- Okay. I was just... I was just asking.
- I know.

428
00:20:48.918 --> 00:20:50.293
But... still.

429
00:20:53.710 --> 00:20:54.668
Weird soup, right?

430
00:20:55.876 --> 00:20:57.001
I fucking love it.

431
00:21:01.168 --> 00:21:03.210
When it comes to the Warsaw Uprising...

432
00:21:03.376 --> 00:21:06.251
I think the most bizarre
and harrowing aspect...

433
00:21:06.418 --> 00:21:08.626
is not the German crushing
of the rebellion...

434
00:21:08.793 --> 00:21:11.043
but the part that the Russians played in it.

435
00:21:11.210 --> 00:21:14.293
You see, the Russians and the Poles
were supposedly allies.

436
00:21:14.460 --> 00:21:16.793
Brothers in arms fighting
against a common enemy.

437
00:21:17.668 --> 00:21:19.501
I'm sure you'd like to take some photographs.

438
00:21:20.210 --> 00:21:22.126
Please don't hesitate
to ask me any questions.

439
00:21:22.293 --> 00:21:24.001
Always happy to fill you in...

440
00:21:24.168 --> 00:21:25.751
- You like that guy?
- Yeah.

441
00:21:25.918 --> 00:21:27.793
Hey, Eloge, when you're done...

442
00:21:27.960 --> 00:21:29.543
sorry, could you get a picture
of me and Dave...

443
00:21:29.710 --> 00:21:31.293
- posing with the guys?
- Yeah, of course.

444
00:21:31.793 --> 00:21:33.251
- Thank you, man.
- Sorry, what?

445
00:21:34.376 --> 00:21:35.835
We should pose with the guys.
It'll be hysterical.

446
00:21:36.543 --> 00:21:38.668
Doesn't that seem, like, disrespectful or...

447
00:21:38.835 --> 00:21:40.626
Fuck is that disrespectful?
We're on their side.

448
00:21:40.793 --> 00:21:42.085
Fightin' the fucking Russkies and the Krauts.

449
00:21:42.251 --> 00:21:43.793
- Come on.
- I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I don't...

450
00:21:44.585 --> 00:21:45.585
I don't really know if we should.

451
00:21:45.751 --> 00:21:48.626
Can you just get a picture of me, then,
fighting with my Polish brethren?

452
00:21:49.210 --> 00:21:50.043
Yeah.

453
00:21:50.210 --> 00:21:51.626
Gentlemen, I'm goin' in.

454
00:21:52.876 --> 00:21:54.085
No, that's the leaves.

455
00:21:54.585 --> 00:21:57.001
Sorry, I'm late.
Got a war to win, or to lose, probably.

456
00:21:58.418 --> 00:21:59.710
That's really... You look great, Benji.

457
00:21:59.876 --> 00:22:01.543
- Got some good shots.
- Does it look real?

458
00:22:02.210 --> 00:22:04.001
Well, they're twice the size of you
and metal.

459
00:22:04.168 --> 00:22:05.501
So, you know, no.

460
00:22:05.668 --> 00:22:07.085
I need some help. You wanna come up here?

461
00:22:07.251 --> 00:22:08.710
No, I'm good. I'm good. Really.

462
00:22:09.251 --> 00:22:10.793
Eloge! You gonna enlist?

463
00:22:10.960 --> 00:22:12.835
I'm not a fighter, Benji. Thank you.

464
00:22:13.001 --> 00:22:15.335
Okay, well, then you can be a medic
or something. These people need help.

465
00:22:16.085 --> 00:22:17.585
- This is so silly.
- I know.

466
00:22:17.751 --> 00:22:19.335
Come on. Your mom will love the pictures.

467
00:22:20.876 --> 00:22:22.335
- Can you take my picture for me, please?
- Come on.

468
00:22:22.918 --> 00:22:23.918
Hey, Marcia.

469
00:22:24.418 --> 00:22:25.626
- Just one.
- Yeah. Yeah, sure.

470
00:22:26.335 --> 00:22:27.543
That's what I'm talkin' about.

471
00:22:27.710 --> 00:22:29.960
So, you're the medic,
you gotta patch up this guy's leg.

472
00:22:30.126 --> 00:22:31.460
- Okay.
- He's in a lot of pain.

473
00:22:31.626 --> 00:22:33.001
- Okay.
- He really needs you.

474
00:22:33.835 --> 00:22:35.043
Need to reassure him as well. Talk to him.

475
00:22:35.210 --> 00:22:36.710
Don't worry. I'm here to help.

476
00:22:36.876 --> 00:22:38.001
You're taking such good care.

477
00:22:38.168 --> 00:22:39.626
We got a young Florrie Nightingale over here.

478
00:22:39.793 --> 00:22:40.918
Dave, you gettin' all this?

479
00:22:41.085 --> 00:22:42.376
- Yeah, I got it.
- Is it funny?

480
00:22:42.543 --> 00:22:44.085
Yeah, it's funny. Yeah.

481
00:22:44.251 --> 00:22:46.585
You sure you don't wanna come up here?
We could use the manpower.

482
00:22:46.751 --> 00:22:49.585
No, that's okay. I'll just...
You know, I'll watch from central command.

483
00:22:49.751 --> 00:22:50.751
Central...

484
00:22:51.376 --> 00:22:52.460
Central command. That's a good one, Dave.

485
00:22:52.626 --> 00:22:53.626
Can I join up?

486
00:22:54.460 --> 00:22:56.876
General Marcus.
We're honored to have you, sir.

487
00:22:57.043 --> 00:22:58.043
- At ease.
- Marcia.

488
00:22:58.210 --> 00:22:59.251
- Okay. Thank you.
- Get on up here!

489
00:22:59.418 --> 00:23:01.960
- Marcia, I need more supplies.
- Yeah. Wanna be a medic too?

490
00:23:02.126 --> 00:23:04.043
No, I don't wanna be a medic.
Don't I have a gun or something?

491
00:23:04.210 --> 00:23:05.585
Fuckin' A. Look at you.

492
00:23:05.751 --> 00:23:07.626
Oh, God. I can't believe I'm doing this.
Thank you, David.

493
00:23:07.793 --> 00:23:10.126
- No, sure. No problem.
- Are you sure don't wanna go up there?

494
00:23:10.293 --> 00:23:11.751
No, it's fine.
I got some good shots earlier...

495
00:23:11.918 --> 00:23:12.835
when it was, like, empty.

496
00:23:13.251 --> 00:23:17.043
Jimothy! Sir, we need a gunner
from the RAF, old chap.

497
00:23:17.210 --> 00:23:18.210
I'm coming!

498
00:23:20.960 --> 00:23:22.543
Gonna be dropped out of the plane.

499
00:23:22.710 --> 00:23:23.751
Or are you the actual plane?

500
00:23:23.918 --> 00:23:25.126
I guess I am the plane.

501
00:23:27.210 --> 00:23:28.210
Then you're a plane.

502
00:23:30.043 --> 00:23:30.960
Okay, Dave, you ready?

503
00:23:31.126 --> 00:23:32.293
Okay, everybody, pick a pose and freeze.

504
00:23:45.460 --> 00:23:47.376
You gettin' this, Dave?
My arm's gettin' pretty tired.

505
00:23:47.543 --> 00:23:48.960
Yeah. It's my last phone. One second.

506
00:23:49.126 --> 00:23:50.293
Okay. Okay, I got it.

507
00:23:50.460 --> 00:23:51.710
Okay, stand down, men.

508
00:23:51.876 --> 00:23:53.418
We were all very brave.
Unfortunately, we all...

509
00:23:53.585 --> 00:23:55.751
A whole elaborate story unfolding there.

510
00:23:55.918 --> 00:23:56.918
My knees.

511
00:23:57.085 --> 00:23:58.626
Thank you so much, man.
That was a lot of fun.

512
00:23:58.793 --> 00:23:59.793
- Thanks.
- No problem. No, it was, like...

513
00:23:59.960 --> 00:24:01.335
- That was fun.
- It was so much fun.

514
00:24:03.751 --> 00:24:07.043
You are? Okay. Well, let me know
if you need any help with...

515
00:24:07.418 --> 00:24:09.043
- any recommendations...
- Nice.

516
00:24:14.126 --> 00:24:15.501
All right, well done, everyone.

517
00:24:16.293 --> 00:24:17.585
It's fantastic.

518
00:24:19.960 --> 00:24:21.668
This is us. Good night, you freaks.

519
00:24:21.835 --> 00:24:22.835
- Night.
- Night.

520
00:24:23.001 --> 00:24:24.085
Long day tomorrow.

521
00:24:29.960 --> 00:24:31.501
- Hey, Dave?
- Yep.

522
00:24:31.668 --> 00:24:33.126
Come meet me in the bathroom for a second.

523
00:24:33.918 --> 00:24:34.918
What? Why?

524
00:24:37.251 --> 00:24:39.001
- Hi.
- Hey.

525
00:24:39.168 --> 00:24:41.210
So, um, why are we in here?

526
00:24:41.376 --> 00:24:46.335
So, I just wanted to say thank you so much
for being here with me.

527
00:24:46.501 --> 00:24:49.668
I know that it's tough for you to
take time off work and to leave your boy...

528
00:24:51.085 --> 00:24:52.585
but I really needed this, man.

529
00:24:52.751 --> 00:24:53.918
- Really?
- Yeah.

530
00:24:54.085 --> 00:24:56.085
Well, that's, that's great, man.

531
00:24:56.251 --> 00:24:59.126
I'm, like, just happy to see you happy.

532
00:24:59.293 --> 00:25:01.251
I know it's been, like,
such a tough few months for you, so I...

533
00:25:01.418 --> 00:25:03.793
I also want to say that I know
you're not the most comfortable person...

534
00:25:03.960 --> 00:25:06.918
with groups and people
and social shit like that.

535
00:25:07.085 --> 00:25:08.085
- I'm not?
- No.

536
00:25:08.251 --> 00:25:12.168
But it's amazing that you're here,
putting yourself out there so boldly for me.

537
00:25:13.668 --> 00:25:15.376
- Well, thank you, man.
- Let's go smoke a joint.

538
00:25:19.210 --> 00:25:21.793
Yep. Infantilizing, corporate bullshit.

539
00:25:21.960 --> 00:25:22.960
What do you mean?

540
00:25:23.126 --> 00:25:24.335
How the fuck are we supposed
to smoke a joint in here?

541
00:25:24.501 --> 00:25:27.376
They fuckin' locked the windows.
It's like a goddamn police state.

542
00:25:27.543 --> 00:25:30.251
Yo, man. I think I might just wanna crash.
We've been up for, like, 24 hours.

543
00:25:30.418 --> 00:25:32.085
Don't. Don't tell me
you're gonna sleep on me.

544
00:25:32.251 --> 00:25:33.835
This is our first night together
in fuckin' years.

545
00:25:34.001 --> 00:25:35.460
I don't know. I'm exhausted.
I haven't showered.

546
00:25:35.626 --> 00:25:37.626
You're exhausted?
Dude, the weed's gonna help you sleep.

547
00:25:37.793 --> 00:25:39.543
Is it the kind that helps you sleep?

548
00:25:39.710 --> 00:25:41.543
- No, it's the other kind.
- Come on.

549
00:25:42.001 --> 00:25:42.918
- Dude.
- What?

550
00:25:43.085 --> 00:25:45.043
Take a shower, brush your fuckin' face.

551
00:25:45.210 --> 00:25:48.085
Like, floss your butt. Do whatever it is
you gotta do to feel like you.

552
00:25:48.251 --> 00:25:50.585
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna roll us a fat fuckin' joint...

553
00:25:50.751 --> 00:25:52.376
and we'll go to the roof. Okay?

554
00:26:01.293 --> 00:26:04.001
Okay. Where are ya?

555
00:26:04.376 --> 00:26:06.626
I don't know. Maybe they don't make their
roof accessible for American assholes...

556
00:26:06.793 --> 00:26:07.960
trying to smoke weed?

557
00:26:08.126 --> 00:26:09.960
I think this might be it. Think this is it?

558
00:26:10.251 --> 00:26:12.043
I think there's a big fucking alarm
that's gonna go off.

559
00:26:12.210 --> 00:26:14.460
So? If it goes off,
we just say we don't speak Polish.

560
00:26:14.626 --> 00:26:15.626
Which happens to be true.

561
00:26:16.710 --> 00:26:18.001
I think... I don't know, man.

562
00:26:18.168 --> 00:26:19.626
I think we should probably just go back down.

563
00:26:20.293 --> 00:26:21.585
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

564
00:26:22.251 --> 00:26:25.001
Yeah. I don't feel right about this.

565
00:26:26.668 --> 00:26:28.376
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.

566
00:26:28.543 --> 00:26:30.168
Yeah. If you're not feeling good about it,
let's not do it.

567
00:26:30.335 --> 00:26:31.668
Sorry. I don't know. That's lame, I guess.

568
00:26:31.835 --> 00:26:33.835
- No, that's okay. It's not lame. It's just...
- Benji!

569
00:26:47.251 --> 00:26:48.543
Hustle. We're almost there.

570
00:26:57.876 --> 00:26:59.210
Yeah. There's my guy.

571
00:26:59.876 --> 00:27:00.876
How you feeling, dude?

572
00:27:01.460 --> 00:27:02.460
I feel okay.

573
00:27:03.210 --> 00:27:04.210
Feel okay.

574
00:27:05.126 --> 00:27:06.418
- David.
- Yeah?

575
00:27:06.585 --> 00:27:07.585
How are you feeling, man?

576
00:27:07.751 --> 00:27:09.126
- No, I feel good.
- Yeah?

577
00:27:09.293 --> 00:27:10.335
Yeah. I feel good.

578
00:27:11.085 --> 00:27:12.168
You just needed a little drugs
in your system. That's all.

579
00:27:12.335 --> 00:27:13.335
- Really?
- Yeah.

580
00:27:13.501 --> 00:27:15.460
- That's all I was missing, huh?
- That's all you were missin'.

581
00:27:15.626 --> 00:27:16.626
- There you go.
- That's it.

582
00:27:18.168 --> 00:27:19.168
You...

583
00:27:20.168 --> 00:27:21.918
are like an awesome guy...

584
00:27:22.085 --> 00:27:24.335
stuck inside the body of somebody
who's always running late.

585
00:27:24.501 --> 00:27:27.085
I gotta fish that fuckin' guy out of you...

586
00:27:27.251 --> 00:27:28.668
every time I see you.

587
00:27:28.835 --> 00:27:30.710
Thank you, I think.

588
00:27:30.876 --> 00:27:32.793
You know, dude, when I think
about the two of us, man...

589
00:27:32.960 --> 00:27:33.960
Yeah?

590
00:27:34.418 --> 00:27:36.251
I think of us walking around New York
all night...

591
00:27:36.418 --> 00:27:38.043
trying to stay up until morning.

592
00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:40.751
- You always did.
- Mm-hmm.

593
00:27:40.918 --> 00:27:43.251
- Yeah.
- And you always passed out halfway through.

594
00:27:44.793 --> 00:27:46.251
We'd make it over the Williamsburg Bridge...

595
00:27:46.418 --> 00:27:49.835
and you would conk out
on a bench in Chinatown.

596
00:27:50.001 --> 00:27:51.168
Yeah, I know.

597
00:27:53.085 --> 00:27:54.293
You're kind of a lightweight.

598
00:28:18.293 --> 00:28:19.293
Dave?

599
00:28:20.043 --> 00:28:21.043
Yo.

600
00:28:23.376 --> 00:28:25.085
Sorry I called you a lightweight.

601
00:28:26.793 --> 00:28:27.793
That's okay.

602
00:28:28.543 --> 00:28:30.085
I'm sorry I would always fall asleep.

603
00:28:30.251 --> 00:28:31.835
Nah, man.

604
00:28:32.001 --> 00:28:33.918
You had, like, a job and a wife.

605
00:28:35.126 --> 00:28:36.835
You'd been awake all day...

606
00:28:37.001 --> 00:28:38.626
doing important shit.

607
00:28:39.335 --> 00:28:41.168
I didn't really have anything going on.

608
00:28:43.335 --> 00:28:45.835
I didn't care that you fell asleep, man.
I was just glad you were there.

609
00:29:23.001 --> 00:29:25.001
- What did he say?
<i>- Just absolutely despising.</i>

610
00:29:25.168 --> 00:29:26.543
- Really?
<i>- Yeah. That was a bit of a disaster...</i>

611
00:29:26.710 --> 00:29:27.835
<i>if you ask me, but...</i>

612
00:29:28.001 --> 00:29:29.001
That's really funny.

613
00:29:29.751 --> 00:29:30.751
Benji.

614
00:29:31.751 --> 00:29:34.210
We gotta go. The train's in an hour, okay?

615
00:29:39.376 --> 00:29:40.376
Sorry we're a little late.

616
00:29:40.543 --> 00:29:43.376
Yeah, Dave woke me up
literally two minutes ago.

617
00:29:43.543 --> 00:29:44.543
All right.

618
00:29:56.751 --> 00:29:58.460
Train's arriving in two minutes. Come on.

619
00:30:00.376 --> 00:30:01.251
I really appreciate it.

620
00:30:01.418 --> 00:30:02.668
You're okay?

621
00:30:02.835 --> 00:30:05.210
I know it's kind of heavy. Sorry.

622
00:30:07.001 --> 00:30:10.210
Right. Come on, everyone.
Gotta get right to the end of the platform.

623
00:30:11.668 --> 00:30:14.585
Okay, everyone,
so, part of our tour package...

624
00:30:14.751 --> 00:30:16.876
included these first-class tickets.

625
00:30:17.960 --> 00:30:19.918
Nice little perk for us all. Keep coming.

626
00:30:20.085 --> 00:30:21.585
We gotta get right to the end, everyone.

627
00:30:21.751 --> 00:30:23.043
I like a first-class ticket.

628
00:30:23.210 --> 00:30:24.793
Love the exchange rate.

629
00:30:25.668 --> 00:30:26.668
Excuse me.

630
00:30:33.376 --> 00:30:36.210
Now, if you've got time
we could swing by Underground Lublin.

631
00:30:36.960 --> 00:30:37.960
It is fascinating.

632
00:30:38.126 --> 00:30:39.668
I just think it's a bit overhyped, personally.

633
00:30:40.168 --> 00:30:42.418
The big hitter is the Grodzka Gate,
you know...

634
00:30:43.126 --> 00:30:44.210
Is the gate still accessible?

635
00:30:44.376 --> 00:30:46.210
- Yo, dude, I think we should move.
- What?

636
00:30:46.793 --> 00:30:48.293
I think we should move to another train car.

637
00:30:48.460 --> 00:30:49.460
What do you mean?

638
00:30:49.626 --> 00:30:51.501
You don't feel weird
being in a first-class car?

639
00:30:52.418 --> 00:30:53.585
- No. We paid for it.
- No?

640
00:30:53.751 --> 00:30:54.960
It's not hurting anybody, no.

641
00:30:55.126 --> 00:30:58.251
Dude, we are Jews on a train in Poland.
Fucking think about it.

642
00:30:58.418 --> 00:30:59.918
- I am. I'm...
- Benji?

643
00:31:00.085 --> 00:31:01.043
- Benji.
- Yeah?

644
00:31:01.210 --> 00:31:02.376
You all right up there?

645
00:31:02.543 --> 00:31:03.751
- Yeah. Sure.
- Yeah.

646
00:31:03.918 --> 00:31:05.710
- Sorry.
- Yeah, no. No worries.

647
00:31:05.876 --> 00:31:07.710
I mean, you know, it's, to be fair,
fascinating...

648
00:31:07.876 --> 00:31:09.376
- No, I mean, I just feel like... Sorry.
- Okay.

649
00:31:09.543 --> 00:31:12.460
I just... Does any...
Is anyone else, like, feeling this right now?

650
00:31:13.043 --> 00:31:14.043
Feeling what?

651
00:31:14.210 --> 00:31:18.001
Like this creepy feeling that, like,
you know, we're, like, royalty on this train?

652
00:31:18.168 --> 00:31:19.876
I mean, does no one else see the irony here?

653
00:31:20.043 --> 00:31:21.710
- Jesus. Benji, come on, man.
- Like eating fancy food...

654
00:31:21.876 --> 00:31:23.960
and sitting up here, when 80 years ago...

655
00:31:24.126 --> 00:31:26.710
we would've been herded into the backs
of these fucking things like cattle.

656
00:31:26.876 --> 00:31:28.001
- God.
- Okay, Benji...

657
00:31:28.168 --> 00:31:30.210
I don't think anybody here
wants to hear that right now.

658
00:31:30.376 --> 00:31:32.126
Okay, why not?
Why doesn't anyone want to hear it?

659
00:31:32.293 --> 00:31:33.960
- Because it's depressing, man.
- Depressing?

660
00:31:34.126 --> 00:31:36.001
Okay, look. That's okay. You're raising
an interesting sensitivity here.

661
00:31:36.168 --> 00:31:38.085
It does sometimes come up on these tours.

662
00:31:38.251 --> 00:31:39.668
You're staying in fancy hotels...

663
00:31:39.835 --> 00:31:41.168
eating posh food, and at the same time...

664
00:31:41.335 --> 00:31:44.501
you're looking back
at the horrors of your family history.

665
00:31:44.668 --> 00:31:48.543
It can conjure up confusing feelings
of discomfort and discordance...

666
00:31:48.710 --> 00:31:51.543
and dare I say, even a kinda guilt, you know.

667
00:31:51.710 --> 00:31:52.876
You're comparing your own life...

668
00:31:53.043 --> 00:31:54.043
I don't feel guilt.

669
00:31:54.210 --> 00:31:56.251
- No. Nor should you, Mark.
- Why would I feel guilt?

670
00:31:56.418 --> 00:31:58.001
No, I'm not saying that you
have to feel guilt. I'm just saying that...

671
00:31:58.168 --> 00:32:00.085
Well, because our lives
are so fucking pampered and privileged.

672
00:32:00.251 --> 00:32:03.543
Like, we completely cut ourselves off
from anyone else's true pain.

673
00:32:03.710 --> 00:32:06.710
Like the actual fuckin' experience
of being shoved in a train car...

674
00:32:06.876 --> 00:32:08.585
- your fuckin' head bashed in.
- Jesus, Benji.

675
00:32:08.751 --> 00:32:09.793
- So, what are we supposed to do about that?
- Mark. Mark, Mark, please.

676
00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:12.668
Fuckin' acknowledge it, man.
Like, try to feel it in some way.

677
00:32:12.835 --> 00:32:15.043
- Why are you doing this?
- Dude, I'm just fuckin' saying how I feel.

678
00:32:15.210 --> 00:32:16.668
Okay. Why is that, like, important now?

679
00:32:18.043 --> 00:32:20.085
Oh, man, you used to feel everything, man.

680
00:32:20.251 --> 00:32:23.001
He was such an anxious,
adorable fucking kid, man.

681
00:32:23.168 --> 00:32:24.710
- Jesus, Benji.
- We went to Jewy sleep-away camp together.

682
00:32:24.876 --> 00:32:26.585
- Come on, man.
- He cried the whole first week.

683
00:32:26.751 --> 00:32:28.876
The whole fucking first week
'cause he was homesick.

684
00:32:29.043 --> 00:32:30.418
- Jesus.
- I used to have to hug him to sleep...

685
00:32:30.585 --> 00:32:32.710
and talk about his sweet fuckin' mom
to calm him down and shit.

686
00:32:32.876 --> 00:32:33.960
- Jesus Christ, man. What the fuck?
- Now look at him.

687
00:32:34.126 --> 00:32:36.168
He's like all put together
and comfortable and shit.

688
00:32:36.335 --> 00:32:39.210
Topiaries his wild-ass Jew fro
into submission.

689
00:32:39.376 --> 00:32:40.835
It's mad impressive.
You're all mad impressive.

690
00:32:41.001 --> 00:32:42.126
But you know what?

691
00:32:42.293 --> 00:32:43.835
I'm gonna go
to the back of the train now, okay?

692
00:32:44.543 --> 00:32:46.376
I don't think you'll find much suffering
back there either.

693
00:32:46.543 --> 00:32:47.751
Stop it. Please.

694
00:32:50.168 --> 00:32:51.418
Excuse me. I'm sorry.

695
00:32:53.293 --> 00:32:56.293
Okay, I hope that wasn't too uncomfortable
for everyone.

696
00:32:56.460 --> 00:32:57.460
Obviously, there are...

697
00:32:58.168 --> 00:33:00.418
triggers along the way with this tour.

698
00:33:00.585 --> 00:33:02.835
I must say the train is not normally
one of them, but...

699
00:33:04.085 --> 00:33:05.543
James, I should probably head back there.

700
00:33:05.710 --> 00:33:07.835
I don't know. I should at least, like,
bring him his food or something.

701
00:33:08.001 --> 00:33:09.793
Of course. Yeah.
You know where we're gettin' off?

702
00:33:10.418 --> 00:33:13.168
Yeah, it's, like, Lublin Główny?
I'm sure I'm mispronouncing it.

703
00:33:13.335 --> 00:33:14.418
No. It's very close.

704
00:33:14.585 --> 00:33:15.501
- Yeah, it's... All right. Good luck.
- Okay, thanks. Sorry.

705
00:33:15.668 --> 00:33:16.751
Sorry, everybody.

706
00:33:17.835 --> 00:33:18.835
Okay.

707
00:33:46.293 --> 00:33:47.710
- Hey, man.
- Hey.

708
00:33:48.585 --> 00:33:49.585
Thanks.

709
00:33:50.626 --> 00:33:51.626
Are you okay?

710
00:33:53.210 --> 00:33:55.668
Everyone just wants
to have a fucking joyride, you know?

711
00:33:56.876 --> 00:33:58.418
No. What do you mean?

712
00:33:59.668 --> 00:34:01.835
People can't walk around the world being...

713
00:34:02.960 --> 00:34:04.543
happy all the time.

714
00:34:08.210 --> 00:34:09.293
It's okay, man.

715
00:34:39.460 --> 00:34:40.960
- Hey, man.
- Hey.

716
00:34:41.126 --> 00:34:42.335
Did I fall asleep?

717
00:34:42.501 --> 00:34:44.376
- Yeah, you did.
- Shit.

718
00:34:45.168 --> 00:34:47.251
Shit! We gotta go. We gotta go. Come on.

719
00:34:54.626 --> 00:34:56.918
All right, I guess everybody's waiting
in front for us.

720
00:34:57.543 --> 00:34:59.876
Mm-hmm. Maybe.

721
00:35:00.043 --> 00:35:01.043
- Hey, duder?
- Yeah?

722
00:35:01.210 --> 00:35:03.168
Yeah, we're not at the right station, dude.

723
00:35:04.210 --> 00:35:05.210
Sorry, what?

724
00:35:05.376 --> 00:35:06.376
Yeah.

725
00:35:08.293 --> 00:35:10.460
Shit. What the fuck is Kraśnik?

726
00:35:10.626 --> 00:35:12.626
- Yeah, Kraśnik.
- We were supposed to get off at Lublin.

727
00:35:12.793 --> 00:35:15.543
No, I know. Yeah.
You were out pretty fucking cold, dude.

728
00:35:15.710 --> 00:35:17.418
Sorry. You mean, we passed Lublin already?

729
00:35:17.585 --> 00:35:18.585
Like, a while ago.

730
00:35:18.751 --> 00:35:19.918
And you didn't wake me up?

731
00:35:20.085 --> 00:35:22.210
- You were having such a good nap, dude.
- Jesus Christ!

732
00:35:22.418 --> 00:35:23.918
- We are on a tour group with people.
- You were, like... I'm sorry.

733
00:35:24.085 --> 00:35:25.043
Yeah, I know. I just didn't have
the heart to wake you up, man.

734
00:35:25.210 --> 00:35:27.001
You have, like,
the most fucked-up sense of priorities.

735
00:35:27.168 --> 00:35:28.918
Do you know that?
Do you know that?

736
00:35:29.085 --> 00:35:30.168
Dude, don't get mad at me. Okay?

737
00:35:30.335 --> 00:35:31.585
- How could I not get mad at you?
- Because I was, like...

738
00:35:31.751 --> 00:35:33.335
- staring at you while you were sleeping...
- Yeah.

739
00:35:33.501 --> 00:35:34.543
and people were lookin' at you.

740
00:35:34.710 --> 00:35:36.001
And some people
were fucking laughing at you...

741
00:35:36.168 --> 00:35:38.335
'cause you were snoring
all weird and loud and shit.

742
00:35:38.501 --> 00:35:40.293
But I was thinkin', like, "Fuck that."

743
00:35:40.751 --> 00:35:42.251
This is my cousin Davey.
I'm not ashamed of him.

744
00:35:42.418 --> 00:35:44.376
This is Davey on the bench in Chinatown.

745
00:35:44.543 --> 00:35:47.043
This is the guy I used to have all to myself.
I just couldn't wake you, man.

746
00:35:49.293 --> 00:35:51.585
- All right. All right, so what do we do now?
- Yeah.

747
00:35:51.751 --> 00:35:52.918
- Got that shit worked out, dude.
- Did you?

748
00:35:53.085 --> 00:35:54.126
Yeah. While you were sleepin'.

749
00:35:54.501 --> 00:35:55.418
Okay.

750
00:35:55.585 --> 00:35:57.376
So, we just get on a train
going in the opposite direction.

751
00:35:57.543 --> 00:35:58.668
- Yeah, okay.
- And we don't even have to pay for tickets.

752
00:35:58.835 --> 00:36:00.085
We just avoid the conductor
until we get there.

753
00:36:00.251 --> 00:36:02.460
I do this kinda shit all the time Upstate.
It's fucking foolproof.

754
00:36:02.626 --> 00:36:03.710
- This might be us, dude.
- Really?

755
00:36:03.876 --> 00:36:05.335
- Run! Run, run, run.
- Great.

756
00:36:08.751 --> 00:36:11.001
Yo, we should just buy tickets
like normal people.

757
00:36:11.168 --> 00:36:12.460
There's no time. Come on.

758
00:36:13.376 --> 00:36:14.376
Shit.

759
00:36:16.043 --> 00:36:17.043
Dude.

760
00:36:18.043 --> 00:36:20.043
We stay moving, we stay light, we stay agile.

761
00:36:20.210 --> 00:36:21.960
The conductor's gonna come through
taking tickets.

762
00:36:22.126 --> 00:36:23.501
- We tell him we're going to the bathroom.
- The bathroom? Okay.

763
00:36:23.668 --> 00:36:24.668
He gets to the back of the train...

764
00:36:24.835 --> 00:36:26.460
he's gonna start heading towards
the front looking for stragglers.

765
00:36:26.626 --> 00:36:27.751
- Sorry. We're the stragglers?
- Yeah.

766
00:36:27.918 --> 00:36:28.918
By the time he gets to the front...

767
00:36:29.085 --> 00:36:30.251
the train's gonna be in the station
and we're home free.

768
00:36:30.418 --> 00:36:31.418
This is so fucking stupid.

769
00:36:31.585 --> 00:36:33.335
Man, what's stupid
is the corporatization of travel.

770
00:36:33.501 --> 00:36:35.043
Ensuring that the rich
move around the world...

771
00:36:35.210 --> 00:36:38.168
propagate their elitist loins,
while the poor stay cut off from society.

772
00:36:38.335 --> 00:36:40.668
That's great. We can argue Marxism
while they're hauling us off to Siberia.

773
00:36:40.835 --> 00:36:42.001
Siberia is in Russia, Dave.

774
00:36:42.168 --> 00:36:44.001
This is ridiculous.
Tickets are probably, like, 12 bucks.

775
00:36:44.168 --> 00:36:45.168
It's the principle of paying.

776
00:36:45.335 --> 00:36:47.376
We shouldn't have to pay for train tickets
in Poland. This is our country.

777
00:36:47.543 --> 00:36:48.626
No, it's not. It was our country.

778
00:36:48.793 --> 00:36:50.210
They kicked us out
'cause they thought we were cheap.

779
00:36:53.501 --> 00:36:55.543
Okay, this is it.
Stay calm. Act natural.

780
00:36:55.710 --> 00:36:56.751
Yeah.

781
00:36:59.710 --> 00:37:00.918
Hi. Just bathroom.

782
00:37:01.085 --> 00:37:02.210
Me and cousin go to just bathroom.

783
00:37:02.376 --> 00:37:04.501
- Bathrooms on either side.
- With thanks.

784
00:37:04.668 --> 00:37:05.751
- Sorry.
- Thank you.

785
00:37:05.918 --> 00:37:07.668
And we have our tickets. We just...

786
00:37:09.543 --> 00:37:11.335
Jesus Christ.
My heart is in my fucking throat.

787
00:37:11.501 --> 00:37:12.710
- Feels good, doesn't it?
- Yeah.

788
00:37:12.876 --> 00:37:14.501
We're not out of the woods yet, though.
We gotta get to the front...

789
00:37:14.668 --> 00:37:16.126
and take shelter
until we get to our stop. Okay?

790
00:37:16.293 --> 00:37:17.293
- Okay.
- Ready?

791
00:37:17.460 --> 00:37:18.460
- Yeah.
- Let's go.

792
00:37:34.585 --> 00:37:36.376
- Here, here.
- What? Yeah.

793
00:37:37.876 --> 00:37:38.876
We made it.

794
00:37:39.043 --> 00:37:40.335
Don't fall asleep on me again, brother.

795
00:37:40.501 --> 00:37:41.501
I won't.

796
00:37:46.210 --> 00:37:47.210
Hey, Benji.

797
00:37:47.376 --> 00:37:48.376
Yeah?

798
00:37:48.751 --> 00:37:50.043
We're in first class.

799
00:37:52.960 --> 00:37:54.585
Yeah, but we fucking earned it.

800
00:38:02.585 --> 00:38:04.001
Hey, should we stop and get some lunch?

801
00:38:04.168 --> 00:38:05.293
- No.
- Okay.

802
00:38:09.043 --> 00:38:10.168
Hi. Sorry.

803
00:38:10.335 --> 00:38:12.543
Hey, everybody. Sorry we're late.
Dave fell asleep.

804
00:38:12.710 --> 00:38:13.710
Yeah.
What?

805
00:38:15.043 --> 00:38:17.001
- Hi, there.
- We got your bags.

806
00:38:17.168 --> 00:38:18.668
That's so nice of you. I'm so sorry.

807
00:38:18.835 --> 00:38:20.251
Yeah, he just...
He needed to sleepy sleep.

808
00:38:20.418 --> 00:38:22.251
- Sorry about that. Yeah. Here's your bag.
- You need some help.

809
00:38:22.418 --> 00:38:23.626
- Yeah, let's drop our bags off at the hotel.
- He got sleepy.

810
00:38:23.793 --> 00:38:25.501
- Yeah. Of course.
- Yeah, yeah. All good. I'm really sorry.

811
00:38:25.668 --> 00:38:28.418
Yeah. It was actually really quick
once we were able to get on the other...

812
00:38:32.585 --> 00:38:35.043
...and importance of the Jewish contribution.

813
00:38:35.210 --> 00:38:37.501
Lublin has such a rich Jewish history.

814
00:38:37.668 --> 00:38:40.668
It was actually known, for a time,
as the Jewish Oxford.

815
00:38:40.835 --> 00:38:44.501
It was diverse,
both culturally and intellectually.

816
00:38:44.668 --> 00:38:47.376
This is the Lublin of Rebbe Horowitz...

817
00:38:47.543 --> 00:38:49.710
of the Seer of Lublin...

818
00:38:49.876 --> 00:38:53.960
of Isaac Bashevis Singer,
merchants, writers, poets.

819
00:38:57.585 --> 00:38:59.501
So, you're, like, really religious? Yeah?

820
00:39:00.168 --> 00:39:02.168
Yes. Yes, you could say that.

821
00:39:02.335 --> 00:39:04.001
It's amazing to me.

822
00:39:04.168 --> 00:39:05.626
- Is it?
- Yeah. Yeah.

823
00:39:05.793 --> 00:39:07.626
So, you, like, do all the customs
and everything?

824
00:39:07.793 --> 00:39:09.960
No, no, not all. No.

825
00:39:10.126 --> 00:39:11.710
But I do like to keep Shabbat.

826
00:39:12.751 --> 00:39:14.960
No matter what's going on with my life...

827
00:39:15.126 --> 00:39:16.918
once a week, I get to...

828
00:39:17.418 --> 00:39:20.460
slow down and take my rest seriously.

829
00:39:22.251 --> 00:39:23.376
And you?

830
00:39:23.543 --> 00:39:24.626
No. Me? No, no.

831
00:39:24.793 --> 00:39:27.001
I mean, the whole thing
always seemed like a little...

832
00:39:27.168 --> 00:39:30.668
I don't know, arbitrary and mechanical
and archaic to me.

833
00:39:30.835 --> 00:39:32.668
I mean, no offense, obviously.

834
00:39:34.001 --> 00:39:36.210
I think it would really benefit you.

835
00:39:36.376 --> 00:39:39.376
You mean, like, benefit everybody
or, like, me specifically?

836
00:39:39.626 --> 00:39:40.918
You specifically.

837
00:39:42.376 --> 00:39:43.376
Benji.

838
00:39:43.960 --> 00:39:45.668
- Yo.
- Yo!

839
00:39:47.043 --> 00:39:48.960
I was thinking about what you said...

840
00:39:49.835 --> 00:39:52.168
on the train about understanding suffering.

841
00:39:53.293 --> 00:39:55.168
It really stirred me.

842
00:39:55.335 --> 00:39:57.085
Yo, seriously, Marcia?

843
00:39:57.251 --> 00:39:58.960
- Yeah.
- Dope.

844
00:39:59.501 --> 00:40:02.710
Last year,
my daughter married a very rich man.

845
00:40:02.876 --> 00:40:03.960
Fuck.

846
00:40:04.126 --> 00:40:07.251
And she's incapable of having a conversation
with any depth anymore.

847
00:40:07.418 --> 00:40:10.751
Well, yeah, of course. Money is like
fucking heroin for boring people.

848
00:40:11.543 --> 00:40:12.793
Well, I don't know what that means...

849
00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:16.543
but it's just so easy
to float through life...

850
00:40:17.168 --> 00:40:19.001
forgetting how lucky we are.

851
00:40:19.168 --> 00:40:21.418
Guys, I'm eavesdropping. Is that okay?

852
00:40:21.585 --> 00:40:22.543
'Course, Eloge, come on in.

853
00:40:22.710 --> 00:40:26.251
I want to echo what Marcia was saying
if that's all right?

854
00:40:26.418 --> 00:40:28.001
- Really? Really?
- Of course.

855
00:40:28.168 --> 00:40:31.918
I find myself constantly baffled
by the way the world seems to carry on...

856
00:40:32.085 --> 00:40:34.418
like there aren't a million reasons
to be shocked.

857
00:40:34.918 --> 00:40:36.835
- To be... appalled.
- Exactly.

858
00:40:37.001 --> 00:40:38.626
Yeah. Fuckin' A.
That's exactly what I'm saying, man.

859
00:40:38.793 --> 00:40:41.043
I don't know. I mean, if, like,
we wept for every sad thing in the world...

860
00:40:41.210 --> 00:40:42.210
like, what would that accomplish?

861
00:40:42.376 --> 00:40:43.376
I don't know.

862
00:40:43.543 --> 00:40:45.126
Maybe sad shit wouldn't constantly happen.

863
00:40:45.293 --> 00:40:46.293
Exactly.

864
00:40:46.460 --> 00:40:50.876
David, we numb ourselves
to avoid thinking about our impact.

865
00:40:51.043 --> 00:40:54.585
Ignoring the proverbial slaughterhouse
to enjoy the steak, as it were.

866
00:40:54.751 --> 00:40:55.960
Yes, Eloge. Damn, that's a good analogy.

867
00:40:56.126 --> 00:40:58.543
No. And I get that. I get all that.
It just seems like maybe there's, like...

868
00:40:58.710 --> 00:41:00.335
a time and a place to grieve,
and maybe it's not...

869
00:41:00.501 --> 00:41:01.501
- Yo, Dave.
- What?

870
00:41:01.668 --> 00:41:03.001
We're on a fucking Holocaust tour.

871
00:41:03.168 --> 00:41:06.251
If now is not the time and place
to grieve, to open up...

872
00:41:06.751 --> 00:41:08.085
I don't know what to tell you, man.

873
00:41:10.251 --> 00:41:12.376
Come on, then, you lot. Stragglers.

874
00:41:13.793 --> 00:41:15.251
So, here we are...

875
00:41:15.668 --> 00:41:17.460
at the famous Grodzka Gate...

876
00:41:17.626 --> 00:41:20.335
or, as it was once called, the Jewish Gate.

877
00:41:20.501 --> 00:41:24.751
On the other side of this threshold
was the Jewish Quarter, okay?

878
00:41:24.918 --> 00:41:26.293
Now, as we pass through...

879
00:41:26.460 --> 00:41:30.001
I want you to try to imagine
what life was like hundreds of years ago.

880
00:41:30.168 --> 00:41:33.376
Try to avoid conjuring images
of the horrors to come...

881
00:41:33.543 --> 00:41:36.210
and just picture a vibrant city.

882
00:41:42.418 --> 00:41:44.710
<i>The memories of Jewish life are here.</i>

883
00:41:46.001 --> 00:41:48.251
<i>But they're hidden around the city.</i>

884
00:41:48.418 --> 00:41:52.501
<i>And the oldest surviving synagogue
is on the second floor of an office building.</i>

885
00:41:54.293 --> 00:41:57.168
<i>But there are little pieces
of history frozen.</i>

886
00:41:57.835 --> 00:41:59.918
<i>Peeking out, waiting for us.</i>

887
00:42:01.418 --> 00:42:03.210
<i>A former Yiddish theater.</i>

888
00:42:05.085 --> 00:42:06.251
<i>A yeshiva.</i>

889
00:42:07.835 --> 00:42:09.585
<i>A Jewish-owned brewery.</i>

890
00:42:11.001 --> 00:42:12.793
<i>The Tarbut Hebrew School.</i>

891
00:42:13.835 --> 00:42:16.210
<i>The Community Council of Lublin.</i>

892
00:42:17.876 --> 00:42:18.918
<i>A tailor.</i>

893
00:42:19.876 --> 00:42:21.335
<i>A dry goods store.</i>

894
00:42:22.418 --> 00:42:23.626
<i>A bakery.</i>

895
00:42:24.668 --> 00:42:25.876
<i>A bookseller.</i>

896
00:42:27.168 --> 00:42:28.585
<i>A textile shop.</i>

897
00:42:45.335 --> 00:42:47.710
So, there's some discrepancy
about the founding of the cemetery...

898
00:42:47.876 --> 00:42:50.585
- but most people have it pegged at 1541.
- Wow.

899
00:42:50.751 --> 00:42:51.585
- Can you imagine?
- No.

900
00:42:51.751 --> 00:42:53.335
That's before the founding
of the United States.

901
00:42:53.918 --> 00:42:55.793
That's before, I don't know, Shakespeare.

902
00:42:55.960 --> 00:43:00.335
And the oldest headstone in the whole
of Poland is actually located right here...

903
00:43:00.501 --> 00:43:01.876
- in the cemetery.
- Yes. Kopelman.

904
00:43:02.043 --> 00:43:03.543
Yes, Eloge. How'd you know that?

905
00:43:03.710 --> 00:43:06.085
I read about it this morning.
Don't be too impressed.

906
00:43:06.960 --> 00:43:08.293
- What?
- Ding, ding. Right again, Eloge.

907
00:43:08.460 --> 00:43:10.543
- What's your problem now?
- Jacob Kopelman Levi. 1541.

908
00:43:10.710 --> 00:43:11.626
Who cares?

909
00:43:11.793 --> 00:43:13.335
It's quite unassuming, isn't it,
if you don't know what you're looking at?

910
00:43:13.501 --> 00:43:15.085
- Benji, what the fuck?
- It's just...

911
00:43:15.251 --> 00:43:17.793
It's hard to know
whether the Jewish community was drawn to...

912
00:43:17.960 --> 00:43:20.126
- Lublin because of these local virtues or...
- Benji? Benji?

913
00:43:20.293 --> 00:43:21.793
- Yo, James?
- Shit. Benji?

914
00:43:21.960 --> 00:43:23.210
- Hey, James. Hey, man.
- Benji, Benji, Benji.

915
00:43:23.376 --> 00:43:24.376
- You all right, Benji?
- Hey, look, man...

916
00:43:24.543 --> 00:43:27.501
you're, like, completely knowledgeable
about this shit.

917
00:43:27.668 --> 00:43:29.960
And it's fuckin'... It's impressive, man.

918
00:43:30.126 --> 00:43:32.751
And we all know that now and everything.
But, like...

919
00:43:32.918 --> 00:43:34.793
Like, these are real people, James, you know?

920
00:43:34.960 --> 00:43:37.126
They're not your little factoids
lying under here, okay?

921
00:43:37.293 --> 00:43:38.293
They're not history lessons.

922
00:43:38.460 --> 00:43:40.501
- Benji, Benji, okay.
- Just... Hey, maybe like take a seat.

923
00:43:40.668 --> 00:43:42.585
- Text your wife. Have a sit for a second.
- Sorry if I said something to upset you or...

924
00:43:42.751 --> 00:43:44.960
No. No, no, no. Look, look. You know
your shit. Don't get me wrong.

925
00:43:45.126 --> 00:43:47.376
And, Eloge, you, like, totally
know your shit, but I think it's just...

926
00:43:47.543 --> 00:43:49.126
the constant barrage of stats.

927
00:43:49.293 --> 00:43:50.876
It's making this whole thing feel very...

928
00:43:51.626 --> 00:43:52.626
cold, you know?

929
00:43:55.626 --> 00:43:56.626
Okay.

930
00:43:57.418 --> 00:44:00.960
I'm sorry. Maybe it's just my British tone
or something.

931
00:44:01.126 --> 00:44:02.501
I'm just trying to be honest.

932
00:44:02.668 --> 00:44:04.418
If it helps to have feedback,
that's what I'm doing.

933
00:44:04.585 --> 00:44:07.251
- I think a major problem with your tour...
- Okay.

934
00:44:07.418 --> 00:44:08.793
- Oh, my God.
- If I can just... This is okay?

935
00:44:08.960 --> 00:44:11.126
- This is a free space?
- Okay.

936
00:44:11.626 --> 00:44:13.251
I just think we've been,
like, completely cut off...

937
00:44:13.418 --> 00:44:16.751
from anything that's like,
fucking, like, real, you know?

938
00:44:17.543 --> 00:44:19.335
- It's all real, Benji.
- Is it?

939
00:44:19.501 --> 00:44:21.085
I've only said real things.
I've only said real things.

940
00:44:21.251 --> 00:44:23.418
It's real? Then how come I haven't met
anyone that's actually Polish?

941
00:44:23.585 --> 00:44:25.960
I haven't had any interaction with somebody
who's, like, from here.

942
00:44:26.126 --> 00:44:27.126
- You know what I mean?
- Benji, come on.

943
00:44:27.293 --> 00:44:29.960
We've just been going from one touristy thing
to another touristy thing, you know?

944
00:44:30.126 --> 00:44:32.918
Yeah, no, but that sort of is what a tour is,
though, isn't it?

945
00:44:33.085 --> 00:44:34.210
Going from one touristy thing to another.

946
00:44:34.376 --> 00:44:36.210
That's kind of what you signed up for,
isn't it?

947
00:44:36.376 --> 00:44:37.876
Well, Dave signed up for the tour.

948
00:44:39.210 --> 00:44:40.960
All right. Yeah, no. I mean, I'm sorry.

949
00:44:41.793 --> 00:44:43.626
Look, man. And you know what?

950
00:44:43.793 --> 00:44:46.751
Honestly, it's like a mostly amazing tour.

951
00:44:46.918 --> 00:44:48.793
I mean it, man.
Like I'm fuckin'... I'm lovin' it.

952
00:44:48.960 --> 00:44:49.960
It's totally Dave's speed.

953
00:44:50.126 --> 00:44:53.960
But just, like, chill on the facts
and figures for just a little bit.

954
00:44:54.126 --> 00:44:55.626
I mean, would that be cool?

955
00:44:57.376 --> 00:45:00.418
- No. Yeah, 'course. Yeah. Let's tone it down.
- Great.

956
00:45:00.585 --> 00:45:02.751
Cool, that's all. That's all I'm asking.

957
00:45:05.293 --> 00:45:08.168
Well, what I was gonna suggest was
we could put a rock on...

958
00:45:10.710 --> 00:45:12.918
Kopelman's headstone.

959
00:45:13.710 --> 00:45:14.710
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

960
00:45:14.876 --> 00:45:16.376
- Fuckin' love that idea.
- No, I think that's a good idea.

961
00:45:16.543 --> 00:45:17.751
Thanks, man.

962
00:45:17.918 --> 00:45:18.918
So can I call them over?

963
00:45:19.085 --> 00:45:20.043
Do whatever you want, man.
It's your tour, James.

964
00:45:20.210 --> 00:45:21.418
Okay, if everybody could just
come over here for a moment?

965
00:45:21.585 --> 00:45:23.793
- Everybody? Marcia?
- Everyone look for stones.

966
00:45:24.835 --> 00:45:28.043
- Here we go. Look, here's one.
- Yeah. Yeah, no problem.

967
00:45:28.918 --> 00:45:31.126
If I can just very quickly...

968
00:45:31.293 --> 00:45:35.293
This is the oldest tombstone
in all of Poland.

969
00:45:35.918 --> 00:45:39.626
And it belongs to a man
called Jacob Kopelman Levi...

970
00:45:39.793 --> 00:45:43.210
who was a real human person who lived...

971
00:45:44.210 --> 00:45:46.418
in the real world.
He was Polish.

972
00:45:48.001 --> 00:45:49.501
From Poland.

973
00:45:49.668 --> 00:45:53.001
And Benji and I were just discussing
what might be nice to do...

974
00:45:53.168 --> 00:45:56.668
and we thought maybe we could
all put a stone on his grave.

975
00:45:57.543 --> 00:46:00.126
Various theories about this Jewish tradition.

976
00:46:00.293 --> 00:46:03.251
But personally, I like to think it's just...

977
00:46:03.710 --> 00:46:07.251
a simple warm gesture to say...

978
00:46:08.293 --> 00:46:09.585
"You're not forgotten."

979
00:46:12.668 --> 00:46:14.335
That was beautiful, James.
Thank you.

980
00:46:14.710 --> 00:46:18.835
Okay. So, let's do that, shall we?
Everyone?

981
00:46:19.168 --> 00:46:20.501
- Should we try and find some nice stones?
- Yeah. Yes.

982
00:46:20.668 --> 00:46:21.751
- Yeah, that was great.
- Good idea.

983
00:46:21.918 --> 00:46:23.001
- Yeah.
- I'll go look for a stone.

984
00:46:23.168 --> 00:46:26.376
- Great, great.
- I think that was a very lovely idea, Benji.

985
00:46:26.543 --> 00:46:28.168
- Thanks, Marcia. Thank you.
- Yeah. It was nice.

986
00:46:28.335 --> 00:46:29.960
Yeah, we sorta cooked it up.

987
00:46:30.126 --> 00:46:31.585
- Let's find it.
- Stone hunt.

988
00:46:31.751 --> 00:46:33.793
I'm gonna have the biggest stones.

989
00:46:34.293 --> 00:46:36.751
I want, like, a nice flat one, that's like...

990
00:46:37.126 --> 00:46:38.085
- Sorry.
- Here we go.

991
00:46:38.251 --> 00:46:39.460
- It's fine.
- Hey, Marcia.

992
00:46:39.626 --> 00:46:40.501
Yeah.

993
00:46:41.126 --> 00:46:43.043
Okay. We all good with our stones?

994
00:46:43.210 --> 00:46:44.710
I'd like this one, please.

995
00:47:19.751 --> 00:47:23.168
My dad was everyone's favorite,
but my dad's brother...

996
00:47:23.335 --> 00:47:25.001
- was the real brains of the family.
- Yeah.

997
00:47:25.168 --> 00:47:28.085
He got rejected from medical school
because of quotas...

998
00:47:28.251 --> 00:47:29.793
- you know, with Jewish doctors.
- Right.

999
00:47:29.960 --> 00:47:31.043
And he... I'm sorry.

1000
00:47:31.210 --> 00:47:34.126
I'm just having a little trouble
competing with <i>Hava Nagila.</i>

1001
00:47:34.293 --> 00:47:35.335
- I'm so sorry. Yeah.
- Yeah.

1002
00:47:35.501 --> 00:47:36.751
We come here every tour...

1003
00:47:36.918 --> 00:47:38.126
and the food is wonderful...

1004
00:47:38.293 --> 00:47:40.418
but the music can be
a little bit kitschy, so...

1005
00:47:40.585 --> 00:47:41.793
Anti-Semitic pricks.

1006
00:47:42.460 --> 00:47:45.460
Well, I don't know about anti-Semitic,
like, the owners are Jewish, but...

1007
00:47:46.085 --> 00:47:48.168
Sorry. Please continue, Marcia.

1008
00:47:48.710 --> 00:47:52.001
So my Uncle Sam
couldn't go to medical school...

1009
00:47:52.168 --> 00:47:53.751
so he became a pharmacist...

1010
00:47:53.918 --> 00:47:56.918
and he ended up owning five...
Five, yeah.

1011
00:47:57.085 --> 00:47:58.835
Five pharmacies
in and around the Chicago area.

1012
00:47:59.001 --> 00:48:00.501
- Wow.
- Like, he started what we now...

1013
00:48:00.668 --> 00:48:02.668
- think of as, like, a modern-day drug store.
- Yeah.

1014
00:48:02.835 --> 00:48:04.085
- Yeah. Exactly.
- That's extraordinary.

1015
00:48:04.251 --> 00:48:05.543
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah. And now the song's over.

1016
00:48:05.710 --> 00:48:07.710
Just as I'm done with my story,
which is my usual...

1017
00:48:07.876 --> 00:48:10.085
That just speaks of the whole
immigrant experience, don't you think?

1018
00:48:10.251 --> 00:48:12.710
- Exactly.
- I can attest to that, absolutely.

1019
00:48:12.876 --> 00:48:15.543
Mark's great uncle
came off the boat from Poland...

1020
00:48:15.710 --> 00:48:18.293
landed in Galveston for some <i>fakakta</i> reason.

1021
00:48:18.835 --> 00:48:19.835
Jew in Texas.

1022
00:48:20.001 --> 00:48:23.043
And he made money by taking the furniture
the rich people threw out on the street...

1023
00:48:23.210 --> 00:48:25.126
refurbishing it and reselling.

1024
00:48:25.293 --> 00:48:26.710
- Really?
- True story. Mm-hmm.

1025
00:48:26.876 --> 00:48:30.418
Apparently, he ended up selling some of it
back to the original owners.

1026
00:48:30.585 --> 00:48:31.585
- No, he did not. Is that true?
- Yes.

1027
00:48:31.751 --> 00:48:32.751
- Of course, he did.
- Great uncle.

1028
00:48:32.918 --> 00:48:33.918
Brilliant. Yeah, that is brilliant.

1029
00:48:34.085 --> 00:48:35.793
Rich people are fucking idiots.

1030
00:48:37.626 --> 00:48:40.168
Well, anyway, our grandmother. She was...

1031
00:48:40.335 --> 00:48:41.501
Grandma Dory.

1032
00:48:42.251 --> 00:48:45.875
Yeah. Our Grandmother Dory,
whose house we're seeing on Thursday...

1033
00:48:45.876 --> 00:48:48.376
was also just this, you know, amazing woman.

1034
00:48:48.543 --> 00:48:50.168
She was just like one of these, like...

1035
00:48:50.460 --> 00:48:53.126
bygone realist types
that you don't see anymore.

1036
00:48:53.293 --> 00:48:55.626
You know, just like blunt and tough and...

1037
00:48:56.501 --> 00:48:59.168
I mean, to be honest, I was like,
scared shitless my whole childhood of her.

1038
00:48:59.335 --> 00:49:00.335
I was never scared of her.

1039
00:49:00.501 --> 00:49:01.543
That is true. That is true.

1040
00:49:01.710 --> 00:49:03.960
No. She and Benji had some,
like, special secret language.

1041
00:49:04.126 --> 00:49:06.418
They always said
exactly what was on their minds. Didn't you?

1042
00:49:06.585 --> 00:49:07.710
- Had no choice.
- Yeah.

1043
00:49:07.876 --> 00:49:09.710
And a similar story,
she survived the camps...

1044
00:49:09.876 --> 00:49:11.751
through, like, a thousand miracles...

1045
00:49:11.918 --> 00:49:14.376
and she made her way to New York,
and she wanted to design dresses.

1046
00:49:14.543 --> 00:49:18.043
But she couldn't afford fashion school,
so she got stuck working as a secretary.

1047
00:49:18.210 --> 00:49:19.376
Yeah. And then she was like, "Fuck this."

1048
00:49:19.543 --> 00:49:21.376
And she ended up
taking over the whole company.

1049
00:49:21.543 --> 00:49:22.710
- Wow.
- Baller.

1050
00:49:22.876 --> 00:49:25.835
Well, he's making it sound like
she led a junta or something. No.

1051
00:49:26.001 --> 00:49:27.960
No, she was just...
No, she was super smart.

1052
00:49:28.126 --> 00:49:30.168
It was a small commercial real estate
company. It was not, you know...

1053
00:49:30.335 --> 00:49:31.585
I used to speak to her every Thursday.

1054
00:49:31.751 --> 00:49:32.668
- Aw.
- Yeah.

1055
00:49:32.835 --> 00:49:34.543
- Literally every Thursday.
- That is so nice, Benji.

1056
00:49:34.710 --> 00:49:38.085
If I hear from my kids once a month,
it's a shock.

1057
00:49:38.626 --> 00:49:39.751
Marcia. Fuck those guys.

1058
00:49:39.918 --> 00:49:41.668
Man, I wouldn't miss a week.

1059
00:49:42.376 --> 00:49:43.543
She was tough on me.

1060
00:49:44.001 --> 00:49:45.876
She was the only one
in the whole fuckin' family...

1061
00:49:46.043 --> 00:49:47.710
that would keep me honest.

1062
00:49:47.876 --> 00:49:50.418
You know, everyone else just disappeared
when I needed them most.

1063
00:49:52.585 --> 00:49:55.793
Yeah. But, you know,
Grandma never pitied herself.

1064
00:49:56.293 --> 00:49:58.460
In fact, she always told me
she was grateful for her struggle.

1065
00:49:58.626 --> 00:49:59.626
Well, that's just it.

1066
00:49:59.793 --> 00:50:02.501
What she endured, that gave her hope, right?

1067
00:50:02.668 --> 00:50:04.376
Yes. In fact,
she used to tell me that, like...

1068
00:50:04.543 --> 00:50:07.668
you know, first-generation immigrants
work some, like, menial job.

1069
00:50:07.835 --> 00:50:09.918
You know, they drive cabs, they deliver food.

1070
00:50:10.085 --> 00:50:11.668
Second generation, they go to good schools...

1071
00:50:11.835 --> 00:50:14.001
and they become like, you know,
a doctor or lawyer or whatever.

1072
00:50:14.168 --> 00:50:17.126
And the third generation
lives in their mother's basement...

1073
00:50:17.293 --> 00:50:18.585
and smokes pot all day.

1074
00:50:19.168 --> 00:50:20.293
I mean...

1075
00:50:21.668 --> 00:50:22.835
She said that?

1076
00:50:25.668 --> 00:50:28.168
I think she was like, just speaking generally
about, like, the immigrant experience.

1077
00:50:28.335 --> 00:50:29.918
Because I lived in my mom's basement.

1078
00:50:30.085 --> 00:50:31.251
- She was just talking about immigrants.
- Okay.

1079
00:50:31.418 --> 00:50:32.293
- That's all.
- Yeah.

1080
00:50:40.710 --> 00:50:42.168
I gotsta pee.

1081
00:50:44.960 --> 00:50:46.126
Oh, yeah.

1082
00:50:46.626 --> 00:50:49.001
When I go to the bathroom, I'll get that.
Don't worry.

1083
00:50:50.626 --> 00:50:51.751
Pee-pee time.

1084
00:50:57.376 --> 00:50:58.543
I'm sorry about him.

1085
00:50:59.251 --> 00:51:00.251
No, no.

1086
00:51:00.835 --> 00:51:02.168
What a troubled young man.

1087
00:51:02.335 --> 00:51:04.210
He wants to be good. You can see the spark.

1088
00:51:04.376 --> 00:51:05.543
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah. Absolutely, Eloge.

1089
00:51:05.710 --> 00:51:07.793
Forgive me if I don't see
this magical spark.

1090
00:51:07.960 --> 00:51:10.126
Mark, stop it.
He's tormented for whatever reason.

1091
00:51:10.293 --> 00:51:11.293
- Okay. Okay.
- He's funny...

1092
00:51:11.460 --> 00:51:13.960
and he's charming under all the <i>mishegoss.</i>

1093
00:51:14.210 --> 00:51:15.251
I feel bad for him.

1094
00:51:15.418 --> 00:51:17.126
- Has he always been like this?
- Yeah.

1095
00:51:17.293 --> 00:51:18.793
I mean, he's always been,
like, up and down, you know?

1096
00:51:18.960 --> 00:51:21.876
Like, he's sensitive and he, like,
sees people so clearly, you know?

1097
00:51:22.043 --> 00:51:24.710
But then you say the wrong thing
and, like, something switches.

1098
00:51:25.043 --> 00:51:26.460
Maybe it's not appropriate to talk about him.

1099
00:51:26.626 --> 00:51:28.126
No. What's not appropriate?

1100
00:51:28.293 --> 00:51:31.376
You obviously got something going on
between you and...

1101
00:51:32.210 --> 00:51:33.793
Well, he's clearly in pain.

1102
00:51:33.960 --> 00:51:35.835
Yeah, but isn't everyone in pain in some way?

1103
00:51:36.001 --> 00:51:38.418
I mean,
look at what happened to our families.

1104
00:51:38.585 --> 00:51:39.835
Look at where we came from.

1105
00:51:40.001 --> 00:51:42.001
I mean, who isn't...
You know, who isn't wrought?

1106
00:51:42.168 --> 00:51:44.418
- Well, you seem okay.
- I'm not, though. I'm not.

1107
00:51:44.585 --> 00:51:47.043
I just, like, take a pill
for my fucking OCD, you know...

1108
00:51:47.210 --> 00:51:50.585
and I jog and I meditate,
and I go to work in the morning.

1109
00:51:50.751 --> 00:51:53.376
I, like, come home at the end of the day,
and I, like, move forward, you know...

1110
00:51:53.543 --> 00:51:55.001
because I know
that my pain is unexceptional...

1111
00:51:55.168 --> 00:51:56.626
so I don't feel the need to, like...

1112
00:51:56.793 --> 00:51:58.335
I don't know,
burden everybody with it, you know?

1113
00:51:58.501 --> 00:51:59.626
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1114
00:52:00.501 --> 00:52:01.918
Yeah. God, I'm sorry.

1115
00:52:02.085 --> 00:52:03.085
No. It's all right, David.

1116
00:52:03.251 --> 00:52:05.585
- It's okay.
- I'm sorry. I'm ranting. I'm just, like...

1117
00:52:07.793 --> 00:52:09.335
I don't know.

1118
00:52:11.710 --> 00:52:16.293
Sorry. I'm just, like, so fucking exhausted
by him sometimes, you know, like I...

1119
00:52:17.210 --> 00:52:18.876
I love him...

1120
00:52:19.043 --> 00:52:20.376
and I hate him...

1121
00:52:20.543 --> 00:52:23.043
and I want to kill him.

1122
00:52:24.251 --> 00:52:26.626
And I want to be him, you know?

1123
00:52:26.793 --> 00:52:28.210
And I feel, like...

1124
00:52:28.585 --> 00:52:30.751
so stupid around him, you know...

1125
00:52:30.918 --> 00:52:33.376
because he is so fucking cool,
and he just does not give a shit.

1126
00:52:33.543 --> 00:52:34.543
And then...

1127
00:52:35.418 --> 00:52:39.085
just, like, being here with him
is just so fucking baffling to me, you know?

1128
00:52:39.251 --> 00:52:41.460
It's just baffling 'cause it's, like...

1129
00:52:41.626 --> 00:52:46.418
how did this guy come
from the survivors of this place, you know?

1130
00:52:46.585 --> 00:52:49.793
I mean that your uncle had to sell,
like, used furniture to rich assholes...

1131
00:52:49.960 --> 00:52:51.376
or, like, couldn't get into medical school...

1132
00:52:51.543 --> 00:52:53.001
And that you survived, like...

1133
00:52:53.168 --> 00:52:56.251
the worst thing to happen on this planet
in the last 30 years.

1134
00:52:56.418 --> 00:52:59.751
And that our grandma survived
by a thousand miracles...

1135
00:52:59.918 --> 00:53:02.376
when the entire world was trying to kill her,
you know?

1136
00:53:02.543 --> 00:53:04.876
And I look at him...

1137
00:53:05.418 --> 00:53:07.960
and I just, like, wanna ask him...

1138
00:53:08.585 --> 00:53:12.001
I just wanna ask him, and I just can't.

1139
00:53:13.710 --> 00:53:17.460
Like, how did the product
of a thousand fucking miracles...

1140
00:53:17.626 --> 00:53:20.543
overdose on a bottle of sleeping pills?

1141
00:53:22.585 --> 00:53:23.585
What?

1142
00:53:24.001 --> 00:53:25.460
What did you say?

1143
00:53:25.626 --> 00:53:26.918
Yeah, he tried to...

1144
00:53:28.418 --> 00:53:30.710
Yeah. Sorry.
I probably shouldn't have said anything.

1145
00:53:32.585 --> 00:53:35.793
It's okay. I'm sorry to hear that.

1146
00:53:35.960 --> 00:53:38.251
I'm so sorry. That's very distressing.

1147
00:53:38.418 --> 00:53:39.543
When did this happen?

1148
00:53:39.710 --> 00:53:41.668
Like, six months ago.

1149
00:53:42.501 --> 00:53:45.293
My Aunt Leah, Benji's mom,
found him on the couch.

1150
00:53:47.376 --> 00:53:50.626
And I know he is so funny and so charming.

1151
00:53:50.793 --> 00:53:54.918
And you are all gonna walk away
with this picture of this amazing man...

1152
00:53:55.085 --> 00:53:57.293
which he totally is in so many ways.

1153
00:53:57.960 --> 00:53:59.918
But when I picture him...

1154
00:54:00.918 --> 00:54:04.293
it is passed out on a ratty basement couch...

1155
00:54:04.460 --> 00:54:07.626
while I am in New York City
with my beautiful wife and adorable child...

1156
00:54:07.793 --> 00:54:09.668
and it just fucking kills me.

1157
00:54:12.876 --> 00:54:15.626
Sorry. I'm oversharing.

1158
00:54:23.918 --> 00:54:25.335
Well, they're back again.

1159
00:54:26.710 --> 00:54:27.710
It's him.

1160
00:54:38.710 --> 00:54:40.460
Did you know he plays the piano?

1161
00:54:41.376 --> 00:54:43.210
We used to take lessons together.

1162
00:54:47.501 --> 00:54:48.585
Excuse me.

1163
00:55:24.043 --> 00:55:25.293
<i>Aw, that's so nice, Benji.</i>

1164
00:55:25.460 --> 00:55:27.210
<i>That was wonderful, Benji.</i>

1165
00:56:22.543 --> 00:56:24.251
Fuck.

1166
00:56:32.668 --> 00:56:34.876
Hi. Sorry to bother you.

1167
00:56:35.043 --> 00:56:38.835
Did you happen to see, like,
my cousin come through or anything?

1168
00:56:39.001 --> 00:56:40.001
He's, like...

1169
00:56:44.626 --> 00:56:47.293
<i>Have been forwarded to
an automated voice messaging system.</i>

1170
00:56:47.460 --> 00:56:48.543
<i>Boner.</i>

1171
00:56:48.710 --> 00:56:50.085
<i>Is not available.</i>

1172
00:56:50.251 --> 00:56:53.251
<i>The mailbox is full and cannot accept
any messages at this time.</i>

1173
00:56:53.418 --> 00:56:54.418
<i>Goodbye.</i>

1174
00:57:05.210 --> 00:57:06.918
- Hello?
<i>- Dude, where the fuck are ya?</i>

1175
00:57:07.085 --> 00:57:08.210
<i>We're all downstairs waiting for you, man.</i>

1176
00:57:08.376 --> 00:57:09.376
Oh, shit.

1177
00:57:09.543 --> 00:57:10.668
<i>- Get your ass down here.</i>
- Fuck.

1178
00:57:23.418 --> 00:57:25.793
Ah, there he is. Mornin', Dave.

1179
00:57:25.960 --> 00:57:27.501
You sleep through your alarm or somethin'?

1180
00:57:27.668 --> 00:57:29.793
No. My phone died
because I didn't plug it in...

1181
00:57:29.960 --> 00:57:32.085
because I spent the night looking for you.
Where the fuck were you?

1182
00:57:32.251 --> 00:57:35.251
Oh. Sorry, dude. Yeah. You were fast asleep.

1183
00:57:35.418 --> 00:57:37.210
Yeah?
Well, you scared the shit out of me, Benji.

1184
00:57:37.376 --> 00:57:39.001
Oh. Sorry, man.

1185
00:57:39.168 --> 00:57:40.793
Yeah, I was just kicking it with Marcia.
Didn't wanna wake you.

1186
00:57:40.960 --> 00:57:42.876
- Good morning, gang.
- Mornin'.

1187
00:57:43.043 --> 00:57:44.210
- You're all down so early. I love that.
- Morning.

1188
00:57:44.376 --> 00:57:45.376
Good morning.

1189
00:57:46.210 --> 00:57:47.543
Well, the van should be here.

1190
00:57:47.710 --> 00:57:51.626
It's gonna be an eerily short drive. Okay?

1191
00:58:01.043 --> 00:58:04.043
Whatever. Yeah.
I think I was feeling okay until...

1192
00:58:05.668 --> 00:58:06.751
I don't like...

1193
00:58:06.918 --> 00:58:10.251
Okay. So, if I could just
get everyone's attention just for a moment.

1194
00:58:11.251 --> 00:58:12.251
- James.
- I don't wanna state the obvious...

1195
00:58:12.418 --> 00:58:14.293
but today is gonna be quite a taxing day.

1196
00:58:14.835 --> 00:58:17.460
If you've never been to
a concentration camp before...

1197
00:58:17.626 --> 00:58:19.626
it can be pretty overwhelming.

1198
00:58:20.376 --> 00:58:22.251
We'll be there in, like,
literally two minutes.

1199
00:58:22.418 --> 00:58:24.335
Okay? Thanks, everyone.

1200
00:58:46.418 --> 00:58:47.543
Everyone all right?

1201
00:58:49.251 --> 00:58:51.085
So, the first thing you might notice...

1202
00:58:51.251 --> 00:58:55.210
is that Majdanek is literally just
two miles from Lublin town square.

1203
00:58:56.710 --> 00:58:59.585
Can you imagine life continuing on...

1204
00:58:59.751 --> 00:59:03.293
a bustling town center
just two miles from these grounds?

1205
00:59:08.043 --> 00:59:10.376
Before the Red Army got to Majdanek...

1206
00:59:10.543 --> 00:59:12.460
the Nazis had actually moved
most of their prisoners...

1207
00:59:12.626 --> 00:59:14.418
to other camps out west.

1208
00:59:14.585 --> 00:59:17.168
And, in their haste,
the SS didn't destroy the evidence.

1209
00:59:17.335 --> 00:59:18.960
So, unlike other camps...

1210
00:59:19.126 --> 00:59:21.918
Majdanek is actually quite...

1211
00:59:22.085 --> 00:59:25.001
well-preserved, for lack of a better phrase.

1212
00:59:37.876 --> 00:59:39.376
So, before we head in...

1213
00:59:39.543 --> 00:59:43.085
I might be a little bit sparser
with my information overload today.

1214
00:59:43.543 --> 00:59:47.293
This is a sacred site where
many thousands were murdered, and...

1215
00:59:47.460 --> 00:59:50.501
I think you'll find this place
kinda speaks for itself.

1216
00:59:51.376 --> 00:59:52.376
Okay?

1217
01:00:01.710 --> 01:00:02.710
Hey.

1218
01:00:03.918 --> 01:00:04.918
Hey.

1219
01:00:09.460 --> 01:00:10.710
These are the barracks.

1220
01:00:21.126 --> 01:00:22.876
This is the men's bathhouse.

1221
01:00:33.710 --> 01:00:37.251
"He grabbed his whip
and herded us towards the bathhouse.

1222
01:00:37.626 --> 01:00:41.918
"There, once our hair was cut and shaved
from our entire bodies...

1223
01:00:42.835 --> 01:00:44.043
"we went into the next room."

1224
01:01:06.293 --> 01:01:07.876
This is the gas chamber.

1225
01:01:29.085 --> 01:01:32.626
The blue stains on the walls
are residue from the deadly gas...

1226
01:01:32.793 --> 01:01:33.960
Zyklon B.

1227
01:01:43.085 --> 01:01:44.085
The ovens.

1228
01:03:09.126 --> 01:03:10.668
Just hang here for a moment. Yeah?

1229
01:03:13.126 --> 01:03:14.126
Okay.

1230
01:03:16.501 --> 01:03:19.543
So, if we just gather here for just a moment.

1231
01:03:19.835 --> 01:03:21.460
How are we all feeling?

1232
01:03:22.126 --> 01:03:24.210
Mm. Not feeling so good.

1233
01:03:24.585 --> 01:03:26.460
Numb, maybe?

1234
01:03:26.626 --> 01:03:27.918
Yeah. That's about right.

1235
01:03:28.085 --> 01:03:30.626
Eloge, how are you doing? I know
you don't have the same advantage of...

1236
01:03:30.793 --> 01:03:32.710
distance, so to speak.

1237
01:03:33.501 --> 01:03:37.085
I'm okay. I feel shaken.

1238
01:03:37.710 --> 01:03:38.876
But...

1239
01:03:39.043 --> 01:03:41.418
- I guess that's better than feeling nothing.
- Yeah.

1240
01:03:42.918 --> 01:03:46.335
Well, thank you all for
sharing that with me and with each other.

1241
01:03:46.501 --> 01:03:49.751
Don't wanna rush anyone, but obviously
we're leaving for Zamość quite soon.

1242
01:03:49.918 --> 01:03:51.168
So just to change gears...

1243
01:03:51.793 --> 01:03:53.001
we're losing the lads.

1244
01:03:53.168 --> 01:03:54.418
- Aw.
- Very sad. Yep.

1245
01:03:54.585 --> 01:03:56.793
The boys are staying here for another night,
and then...

1246
01:03:56.960 --> 01:03:59.418
finishing their pilgrimage
to see Grandma Dory's house.

1247
01:03:59.585 --> 01:04:01.876
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I'm...

1248
01:04:02.043 --> 01:04:05.835
I'm gonna miss all you guys.
Like a weird, fucked-up family.

1249
01:04:07.168 --> 01:04:08.793
- Can I just...
- Yeah.

1250
01:04:08.960 --> 01:04:10.293
- Thanks, David.
- You are amazing.

1251
01:04:10.460 --> 01:04:11.460
Thanks so much.

1252
01:04:11.626 --> 01:04:13.293
Send me a photograph
of your grandma's house.

1253
01:04:13.460 --> 01:04:14.626
- I wanna see it, okay?
- Yeah. I'll do that.

1254
01:04:14.793 --> 01:04:15.793
- Okay.
- Thank you.

1255
01:04:15.960 --> 01:04:17.918
- Have fun at Grandma's.
- Take care of yourself, honey.

1256
01:04:18.085 --> 01:04:19.585
You too. And take care of him...

1257
01:04:19.751 --> 01:04:20.585
- 'cause he won't.
- Okay.

1258
01:04:20.751 --> 01:04:21.751
No, no, no, that's fine.

1259
01:04:21.918 --> 01:04:23.335
- Take care of this guy.
- Right.

1260
01:04:23.501 --> 01:04:24.501
You're a good guy, Benji.

1261
01:04:24.668 --> 01:04:26.126
No. You are.

1262
01:04:26.293 --> 01:04:28.126
- Do you mean that? Really?
- Yes, I do.

1263
01:04:28.293 --> 01:04:29.251
- Thanks. Travel safe.
- Go in peace, my friend.

1264
01:04:29.418 --> 01:04:31.085
Oh, fuckin' A. That means a lot to me.

1265
01:04:31.251 --> 01:04:32.751
I'm gonna look up what that means.

1266
01:04:34.043 --> 01:04:37.793
- Take care. So good to do this.
- So, Benji, I just want to say...

1267
01:04:37.960 --> 01:04:39.960
I've been doing this
for five and a half years.

1268
01:04:40.126 --> 01:04:41.085
And I always say...

1269
01:04:41.251 --> 01:04:42.960
"Please, just let me know
if I can do anything better."

1270
01:04:43.126 --> 01:04:45.668
And you're the first person ever
to give me...

1271
01:04:45.835 --> 01:04:47.043
actionable feedback, so...

1272
01:04:47.210 --> 01:04:49.293
- thank you so much for that, yeah.
- Get the fuck outta here. What did I say?

1273
01:04:50.251 --> 01:04:52.918
What are you talking about?
You know, the stuff about engaging with...

1274
01:04:53.085 --> 01:04:55.626
Polish people and the Polish culture and...

1275
01:04:55.793 --> 01:04:57.793
Oh, man, that sounds great.
You should fucking do that, man.

1276
01:04:57.960 --> 01:04:59.710
I know. And I resisted it on the day...

1277
01:04:59.876 --> 01:05:01.460
but I can't stop thinking about it.

1278
01:05:01.626 --> 01:05:04.835
And you've really
reawakened something in me, so...

1279
01:05:05.001 --> 01:05:07.418
- Get the fuck outta here, man.
- You're a very honest man...

1280
01:05:07.585 --> 01:05:09.793
- and that's rare. And I appreciate it, so...
- Yeah. Oh, shut up.

1281
01:05:09.960 --> 01:05:12.376
- Come on. Like...
- Thanks so much. Thank you.

1282
01:05:12.710 --> 01:05:13.710
Okay.

1283
01:05:13.876 --> 01:05:15.960
Sorry.
I just wanted to get that off my chest.

1284
01:05:16.126 --> 01:05:17.126
Thanks, David.

1285
01:05:21.210 --> 01:05:22.835
He's a nice guy.

1286
01:05:38.585 --> 01:05:39.626
- Did you?
- Yeah. Well, no.

1287
01:05:39.793 --> 01:05:41.126
I mean, that's absurd.

1288
01:05:41.293 --> 01:05:43.585
- Yeah. Yeah. What? What?
- Does this look good?

1289
01:05:43.751 --> 01:05:45.293
- What? Yeah. All right, let's go.
- How much is this?

1290
01:05:46.126 --> 01:05:47.126
You don't need to get the hat.

1291
01:05:47.293 --> 01:05:48.293
Do you want one too?

1292
01:05:48.460 --> 01:05:49.585
No. You look like the Ricola man.

1293
01:05:49.751 --> 01:05:51.835
Do you want that? No, that's for you.

1294
01:05:52.001 --> 01:05:53.210
You get to keep it.

1295
01:05:53.376 --> 01:05:54.668
- Yeah. I wouldn't know what to do with it.
- Okay. Benji.

1296
01:05:54.835 --> 01:05:57.543
Can we get something to eat that's, like,
not pickled?

1297
01:05:57.710 --> 01:05:59.251
- Pierogies?
- Anything that's not...

1298
01:05:59.418 --> 01:06:01.251
- pierogies and not pickled.
- Sauerkraut?

1299
01:06:01.418 --> 01:06:03.626
Sauerkraut is... it's pickled and German.

1300
01:06:03.793 --> 01:06:05.960
...to go and grab kids' heads in the audience
and lick it.

1301
01:06:06.126 --> 01:06:08.085
- God, that's so gross.
- Yeah! The Bushwhacker! And it's...

1302
01:06:09.460 --> 01:06:11.543
Yes. I remember that. Yeah.

1303
01:06:12.043 --> 01:06:13.043
Hey, doggie.

1304
01:06:16.418 --> 01:06:17.251
Yo, can I have a swig?

1305
01:06:17.418 --> 01:06:20.418
Oh, yeah. Have as much as you want.
We got the cheap shit.

1306
01:06:23.251 --> 01:06:24.710
- All right. Check out this building.
- Yeah.

1307
01:06:25.376 --> 01:06:27.460
Pretty tall. I got one last joint.

1308
01:06:28.043 --> 01:06:29.585
How are we gonna get up?

1309
01:06:31.501 --> 01:06:32.418
Shall we?

1310
01:06:40.418 --> 01:06:41.418
Blork.

1311
01:06:52.460 --> 01:06:53.710
Mm. Mm-hmm.

1312
01:07:02.918 --> 01:07:05.085
- All right.
- Yeah. Not bad. Not bad.

1313
01:07:06.960 --> 01:07:08.001
Shit. You know what I think that is?

1314
01:07:08.168 --> 01:07:09.168
Hmm. What?

1315
01:07:09.335 --> 01:07:10.918
Look way down there.
You see those, like, three lights?

1316
01:07:11.085 --> 01:07:12.126
- What?
- One, two, three.

1317
01:07:12.293 --> 01:07:13.376
- Oh, shit.
- I think it's the camp.

1318
01:07:13.543 --> 01:07:14.960
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1319
01:07:15.126 --> 01:07:16.376
Really is so close.

1320
01:07:20.543 --> 01:07:22.126
Yeah, so, what are you thinkin' of doing...

1321
01:07:22.293 --> 01:07:23.626
when you get back to Binghamton?

1322
01:07:24.960 --> 01:07:26.376
What do you mean?

1323
01:07:26.543 --> 01:07:28.126
I mean, like, what's...
Like, what's your plan?

1324
01:07:29.835 --> 01:07:31.876
Dude, give me that
if you're just gonna fucking stare at it.

1325
01:07:32.043 --> 01:07:33.126
- Oh, sorry.
- It's my last one.

1326
01:07:33.293 --> 01:07:34.293
- Sorry, man.
- All right.

1327
01:07:34.460 --> 01:07:35.460
Sorry about that.

1328
01:07:36.251 --> 01:07:37.918
Yeah, well, when I get back,
it's gonna be pretty busy.

1329
01:07:38.085 --> 01:07:39.085
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

1330
01:07:39.251 --> 01:07:40.293
- That's awesome.
- Yeah.

1331
01:07:40.460 --> 01:07:42.001
My buddy, Tim, is re-roofing his house,

1332
01:07:42.168 --> 01:07:43.543
and I'm probably gonna
help him out with that.

1333
01:07:43.710 --> 01:07:45.085
He's got a shit ton of adobe.

1334
01:07:45.251 --> 01:07:46.751
Has no idea what the fuck he's doing.

1335
01:07:46.918 --> 01:07:47.918
- Really?
- Yeah.

1336
01:07:49.210 --> 01:07:50.210
- Gonna be good, though.
- Yeah.

1337
01:07:50.376 --> 01:07:51.835
Be pretty sweet when he's finished.
You know?

1338
01:07:53.835 --> 01:07:55.043
Keeps moisture out better than that...

1339
01:07:55.210 --> 01:07:56.918
plastic toxic shit they use on all those...

1340
01:07:57.085 --> 01:07:59.251
- bullshit suburban houses, you know?
- Oh, yeah. That's awesome.

1341
01:07:59.418 --> 01:08:01.043
Yeah. It's gonna be pretty rad.

1342
01:08:03.251 --> 01:08:05.376
Well, that's, like, Tim's house.

1343
01:08:06.501 --> 01:08:07.751
- So?
- So...

1344
01:08:08.626 --> 01:08:09.710
what are you gonna do?

1345
01:08:10.335 --> 01:08:11.710
Oh, man. Why the fuck you asking me that?

1346
01:08:11.876 --> 01:08:14.168
I wanna make sure you're good
and that you have, like, a plan.

1347
01:08:15.668 --> 01:08:17.375
- Sorry. Maybe I'm a little stoned. I'm sorry.
- Yeah. No. Mm-mm.

1348
01:08:17.543 --> 01:08:18.543
- Here, take this.
- No. It's all right.

1349
01:08:18.710 --> 01:08:20.625
- I can't be trusted.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

1350
01:08:22.750 --> 01:08:24.668
And, like,
what are you gonna do when you go home?

1351
01:08:26.375 --> 01:08:28.043
I don't know. Go back to, like...

1352
01:08:28.210 --> 01:08:30.210
my job and my family, the usual.

1353
01:08:30.375 --> 01:08:32.418
Great. I look forward to
speaking to you in six months.

1354
01:08:33.750 --> 01:08:34.750
What does that mean?

1355
01:08:34.918 --> 01:08:35.918
- You know what it means, man.
- Do I?

1356
01:08:36.085 --> 01:08:37.210
I don't really wanna start anything.

1357
01:08:37.375 --> 01:08:38.375
Okay, good. Then don't.

1358
01:08:41.875 --> 01:08:44.293
You used to be fucking different, man.
You used to be so emotional.

1359
01:08:44.460 --> 01:08:46.460
You used to fucking
cry about everything, man. Like...

1360
01:08:46.625 --> 01:08:49.418
Yeah, I know. It was awful.
Who the fuck wants to cry about everything?

1361
01:08:50.085 --> 01:08:51.335
Dave, man,
you're not fucking listenin' to me, man.

1362
01:08:51.500 --> 01:08:53.085
I'm saying that we used to be...

1363
01:08:53.250 --> 01:08:54.460
- different. Like, "we."
- Yeah. Benji, I have, like...

1364
01:08:54.625 --> 01:08:56.500
- a job and a family.
- Mm. I know.

1365
01:08:56.668 --> 01:08:58.710
And I don't have time to
hang out with you all night...

1366
01:08:58.875 --> 01:09:00.335
- every night, okay?
- I don't fucking want that.

1367
01:09:00.500 --> 01:09:02.585
Yes, you do.
You're, like, an all-encompassing person.

1368
01:09:02.750 --> 01:09:04.085
- I don't think you realize that.
- Man, I'm just saying, like, you, like...

1369
01:09:04.250 --> 01:09:06.793
- I don't think you realize that.
- Man, you, like, literally never visit me.

1370
01:09:06.960 --> 01:09:08.710
What in... Sorry, you mean in Binghamton?

1371
01:09:08.875 --> 01:09:09.875
Yeah, man, that's where I live.

1372
01:09:10.043 --> 01:09:12.043
Well, yeah, I'm busy, okay?
And I live in New York City.

1373
01:09:12.210 --> 01:09:13.460
Isn't it easier for you to come down to me?

1374
01:09:13.625 --> 01:09:15.460
Easier? It's the same fucking distance, Dave.

1375
01:09:15.625 --> 01:09:16.668
Yeah, but it's New York City, man.

1376
01:09:16.835 --> 01:09:19.125
It's, like, the more logical place to visit
than fucking Binghamton...

1377
01:09:19.293 --> 01:09:20.293
- all due respect.
- What's wrong with Binghamton?

1378
01:09:20.460 --> 01:09:21.460
Nothing is wrong with Binghamton.

1379
01:09:21.625 --> 01:09:23.085
You are, like, purposefully making me
look like an asshole...

1380
01:09:23.250 --> 01:09:24.375
- for questioning it.
- Mm. Yo, fuck off, dude.

1381
01:09:24.543 --> 01:09:25.375
Yo, you fuck off.

1382
01:09:26.210 --> 01:09:27.918
Why don't you give a shit about me anymore?

1383
01:09:28.085 --> 01:09:30.000
I do give a shit about you.

1384
01:09:30.335 --> 01:09:32.043
I just don't understand...

1385
01:09:33.125 --> 01:09:35.710
how you would ever do anything
so fucking stupid to yourself.

1386
01:09:36.168 --> 01:09:37.500
Dave, man.

1387
01:09:37.668 --> 01:09:38.668
Benji.

1388
01:09:41.585 --> 01:09:43.085
I, like, I walk around with, like, this...

1389
01:09:43.250 --> 01:09:45.793
terrible fucking image of you
in my head, okay?

1390
01:09:45.960 --> 01:09:47.835
And, yeah, I don't...

1391
01:09:48.000 --> 01:09:49.918
Yeah, I don't wanna lose you, okay?

1392
01:09:51.293 --> 01:09:53.460
Do you see how people love you?

1393
01:09:55.210 --> 01:09:57.460
Do you see what happens
when you walk into a room?

1394
01:10:00.376 --> 01:10:04.293
I would give anything
to know what that feels like... man.

1395
01:10:07.543 --> 01:10:10.876
To know what it feels like to have charm.

1396
01:10:12.376 --> 01:10:14.043
To light up a room when I walk in.

1397
01:10:16.543 --> 01:10:19.585
But you light up a room and then you, like,
shit on everything inside of it.

1398
01:11:06.251 --> 01:11:07.376
All right. You can go.

1399
01:11:07.668 --> 01:11:08.668
Thanks.

1400
01:11:36.793 --> 01:11:38.126
Taxi's here.

1401
01:12:10.793 --> 01:12:11.793
Let me see.

1402
01:12:14.251 --> 01:12:15.751
See a 25 anywhere?

1403
01:12:15.918 --> 01:12:18.501
No, I don't see any numbers anywhere. Wait.

1404
01:12:18.668 --> 01:12:19.668
Me neither.

1405
01:12:19.835 --> 01:12:22.168
Okay, wait.
I think it should be around this way.

1406
01:12:23.626 --> 01:12:26.751
"Mag-is-trate." What do you think that means?

1407
01:12:26.918 --> 01:12:28.585
- Probably magistrate.
- Oh.

1408
01:12:29.001 --> 01:12:30.001
I think so.

1409
01:12:31.210 --> 01:12:33.085
Is this like a real street or...

1410
01:12:33.835 --> 01:12:35.293
Twenty-eight.

1411
01:12:36.710 --> 01:12:37.668
I think it's this.

1412
01:12:38.751 --> 01:12:40.668
- Here?
- Yeah.

1413
01:12:55.251 --> 01:12:56.251
Twenty-five.

1414
01:12:58.710 --> 01:12:59.710
Oh, my God.

1415
01:13:01.168 --> 01:13:03.293
Whoa. Is that possible?

1416
01:13:05.835 --> 01:13:08.876
It's so... unremarkable.

1417
01:13:09.043 --> 01:13:11.835
Yeah. I guess I don't know what I pictured.

1418
01:13:12.751 --> 01:13:13.751
Yeah. Me neither.

1419
01:13:26.168 --> 01:13:27.585
You know she slapped me once, right?

1420
01:13:28.585 --> 01:13:29.585
What?

1421
01:13:29.751 --> 01:13:31.585
Yeah. Grandma slapped me.

1422
01:13:31.751 --> 01:13:33.376
- Shit. Really?
- Yeah.

1423
01:13:33.543 --> 01:13:35.460
I was late to meet her for dinner.

1424
01:13:35.626 --> 01:13:37.501
- Just, like, 15 minutes.
- Yeah.

1425
01:13:37.668 --> 01:13:40.751
Also, I was pretty high. It was at that
Hudson restaurant on Third Avenue.

1426
01:13:40.918 --> 01:13:42.501
You know, in the purgatory of Murray Hill.

1427
01:13:42.668 --> 01:13:44.168
Yes, I know it. Shit. Did it hurt?

1428
01:13:44.335 --> 01:13:45.835
- The fuck, yeah, it hurt. Yeah.
- Wow.

1429
01:13:46.001 --> 01:13:47.751
It was the best thing
that ever happened to me.

1430
01:13:48.501 --> 01:13:49.460
I was, like...

1431
01:13:49.626 --> 01:13:52.043
elated for a full 24 hours after that.

1432
01:13:52.210 --> 01:13:54.335
- Really? Why?
- I don't know why.

1433
01:13:54.501 --> 01:13:56.460
I mean, it was at this fucking restaurant...

1434
01:13:56.626 --> 01:13:58.835
she went to every week.
Everyone knew her there.

1435
01:13:59.001 --> 01:14:02.126
She dressed up all formal for it like
it was some big fucking occasion, and...

1436
01:14:02.293 --> 01:14:03.751
- Yeah.
- I don't know.

1437
01:14:03.918 --> 01:14:05.126
I guess the fact that
she cared more about me...

1438
01:14:05.293 --> 01:14:07.835
than what the people
at the restaurant thought?

1439
01:14:08.001 --> 01:14:09.168
I don't know.

1440
01:14:09.335 --> 01:14:10.668
Made me feel good.

1441
01:14:12.543 --> 01:14:13.501
Hey.

1442
01:14:14.710 --> 01:14:15.793
I got an idea.

1443
01:14:16.085 --> 01:14:16.918
What?

1444
01:14:17.085 --> 01:14:18.501
Let's put a stone on the stoop.

1445
01:14:19.168 --> 01:14:20.001
What do you mean?

1446
01:14:20.168 --> 01:14:21.835
I mean, let's find a little stone...

1447
01:14:22.001 --> 01:14:23.793
and put it on the stoop
to say that we were here.

1448
01:14:23.960 --> 01:14:25.626
That she's not, you know, forgotten.

1449
01:14:25.793 --> 01:14:27.918
- She's not buried here.
- Yeah, I know.

1450
01:14:28.085 --> 01:14:30.251
But this is the last place she was in Poland.

1451
01:14:30.418 --> 01:14:31.960
It's the last place any of us were.

1452
01:14:34.460 --> 01:14:35.710
- Yeah, let's do that.
- Okay.

1453
01:14:35.876 --> 01:14:37.085
- It's a good idea.
- Okay.

1454
01:14:38.751 --> 01:14:40.168
Yeah. Not this. No.

1455
01:14:40.335 --> 01:14:41.168
No, no.

1456
01:14:43.001 --> 01:14:44.543
- One, two.
- Yeah?

1457
01:14:44.710 --> 01:14:45.751
Yeah, I found two.

1458
01:14:45.918 --> 01:14:47.335
- Do you want one?
- Yeah.

1459
01:14:47.501 --> 01:14:48.501
Thanks.

1460
01:14:49.376 --> 01:14:50.210
Yeah.

1461
01:15:09.876 --> 01:15:12.335
Hi. Sorry, we're Americans.

1462
01:15:12.501 --> 01:15:14.126
English? Do you speak English?

1463
01:15:17.085 --> 01:15:19.126
Sorry. I don't know.

1464
01:15:21.418 --> 01:15:22.626
- I guess that's it.
- Yeah.

1465
01:15:22.793 --> 01:15:25.335
I feel like such an asshole saying,
"Americans, Americans."

1466
01:15:25.501 --> 01:15:26.501
That's what we are.

1467
01:15:26.668 --> 01:15:27.751
Do you think he's mad about this?

1468
01:15:27.918 --> 01:15:29.293
Maybe he's offering us breakfast.
I don't fucking know.

1469
01:15:29.460 --> 01:15:30.960
You're right.
He could be offering breakfast.

1470
01:15:31.126 --> 01:15:32.876
It could just be that.
"So, come up here, have some fucking cakes."

1471
01:15:33.043 --> 01:15:34.793
Have some delicious...
Black pudding.

1472
01:15:34.960 --> 01:15:35.960
Oh, there's more.

1473
01:15:36.626 --> 01:15:37.543
Hello.

1474
01:15:39.335 --> 01:15:40.335
Okay...

1475
01:15:40.960 --> 01:15:41.960
do you speak English?

1476
01:15:42.126 --> 01:15:43.126
- Yes. Yeah.
- A little.

1477
01:15:43.293 --> 01:15:45.168
Well, hi.
Sorry, what's the problem?

1478
01:15:45.918 --> 01:15:49.501
My father said that you placed rocks
on the door?

1479
01:15:49.668 --> 01:15:51.335
Yeah, we did. Our grandma lived here...

1480
01:15:51.501 --> 01:15:53.460
and she just died.

1481
01:15:55.793 --> 01:15:57.168
Sorry for your loss.

1482
01:15:57.335 --> 01:15:58.626
Thanks, man.

1483
01:15:58.793 --> 01:16:02.543
So why did you put rocks
in front of the door?

1484
01:16:02.710 --> 01:16:05.043
It's like a tradition.
It's like a Jewish tradition.

1485
01:16:05.210 --> 01:16:06.835
Like, when you visit somebody's grave...

1486
01:16:07.001 --> 01:16:10.210
you're supposed to put, like, a rock on it
to show that you were, you know, there.

1487
01:16:10.376 --> 01:16:12.835
Yeah, but she's not buried
under the door, right?

1488
01:16:13.001 --> 01:16:14.293
No, no, no. We just kind of...

1489
01:16:14.460 --> 01:16:16.168
did it as, like, a sentimental thing.

1490
01:16:16.335 --> 01:16:18.668
- Like, as a, you know, a gesture.
- Okay. Yeah.

1491
01:16:18.835 --> 01:16:20.335
- Just a gesture. Yeah?
- Yeah.

1492
01:16:20.501 --> 01:16:21.710
Okay. Okay.

1493
01:16:21.876 --> 01:16:24.793
- I understand. So, this is sweet, I think.
- Thank you.

1494
01:16:24.960 --> 01:16:25.918
Thanks.

1495
01:16:26.085 --> 01:16:27.085
Wait a moment.

1496
01:16:46.001 --> 01:16:47.460
Okay, guys.

1497
01:16:47.626 --> 01:16:50.376
I'm sorry, but, I understand your situation.

1498
01:16:50.543 --> 01:16:52.418
But my father said that it is...

1499
01:16:53.460 --> 01:16:56.335
hazard to leave the stones.

1500
01:16:57.043 --> 01:16:59.543
- Okay.
- You know, an older woman lives there now...

1501
01:16:59.710 --> 01:17:01.793
- so she could trip or...
- Right.

1502
01:17:01.960 --> 01:17:03.126
- Okay.
- Understood.

1503
01:17:03.293 --> 01:17:04.876
- So, we must, you know...
- No, I got it.

1504
01:17:05.043 --> 01:17:06.001
You got it. Sorry.

1505
01:17:06.168 --> 01:17:07.043
Yeah.

1506
01:17:08.543 --> 01:17:09.460
There you are.

1507
01:17:13.001 --> 01:17:13.876
All right.

1508
01:18:21.210 --> 01:18:23.168
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
in about a half an hour...</i>

1509
01:18:23.335 --> 01:18:25.501
<i>we will begin our descent to New York.</i>

1510
01:18:25.668 --> 01:18:27.043
<i>We caught a lucky break there.</i>

1511
01:18:27.210 --> 01:18:29.418
<i>We're gonna get you to your gate
about 15 minutes ahead.</i>

1512
01:18:29.585 --> 01:18:33.043
<i>Due to construction,
the gate assignment may have changed.</i>

1513
01:18:33.210 --> 01:18:36.793
<i>Please check your boarding pass
for possible gate changes.</i>

1514
01:18:36.960 --> 01:18:39.293
<i>We appreciate your patience and thank you.</i>

1515
01:18:41.168 --> 01:18:42.835
Hey, I was thinking...

1516
01:18:43.001 --> 01:18:44.501
why don't we, like, grab a cab
back to the city...

1517
01:18:44.668 --> 01:18:46.668
and you could come over for dinner?

1518
01:18:46.835 --> 01:18:47.835
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

1519
01:18:48.001 --> 01:18:49.293
I mean, I know Priya would love to see you...

1520
01:18:49.460 --> 01:18:53.251
and Abe would, you know, love to tell you
every fact about the Statue of Liberty.

1521
01:18:57.001 --> 01:18:58.335
- It's tempting.
- Yo, come on.

1522
01:19:00.543 --> 01:19:01.876
Nah, that's okay, man.

1523
01:19:02.043 --> 01:19:03.210
- Really?
- Yeah.

1524
01:19:03.376 --> 01:19:05.751
All right. Well, at least, I don't know,
let's grab a cab back to the city...

1525
01:19:05.918 --> 01:19:08.793
and I can drop you off at Penn Station
for your train upstate.

1526
01:19:10.210 --> 01:19:13.876
You know what? I think I'm probably
just gonna kick it here for a little while.

1527
01:19:15.460 --> 01:19:16.460
At the airport?

1528
01:19:17.085 --> 01:19:18.710
Yeah. Kinda like it here.

1529
01:19:18.876 --> 01:19:20.168
You meet the craziest people, man.

1530
01:19:20.335 --> 01:19:21.335
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.

1531
01:19:24.918 --> 01:19:26.293
- Shit.
- What the flying fuck, man?

1532
01:19:26.460 --> 01:19:27.460
- I'm so sorry. Fuck.
- Why would you do that?

1533
01:19:27.626 --> 01:19:29.001
Because Grandma, the restaurant.
You said it was, like, the best thing...

1534
01:19:29.168 --> 01:19:30.418
- that ever happened to you.
- Oh, that was...

1535
01:19:30.585 --> 01:19:32.585
Yeah, but that was different, man.
I was 18. I needed direction.

1536
01:19:32.751 --> 01:19:34.043
No, I know. That makes sense. I am so sorry.

1537
01:19:34.210 --> 01:19:35.668
- This is just violence.
- I know, I know.

1538
01:19:35.835 --> 01:19:36.835
I thought it would, you know, enliven...
I don't know.

1539
01:19:37.001 --> 01:19:38.210
- It's okay.
- Are you okay?

1540
01:19:38.376 --> 01:19:39.376
Can I see? You're, like, red.

1541
01:19:39.543 --> 01:19:41.085
Yeah. Because you fuckin' slapped me
in the face.

1542
01:19:41.501 --> 01:19:42.626
- Sorry.
- Do I get one now?

1543
01:19:42.793 --> 01:19:43.793
No.

1544
01:19:47.876 --> 01:19:48.876
I'm sorry, man.

1545
01:19:49.751 --> 01:19:50.751
Come here.

1546
01:19:56.085 --> 01:19:57.085
I love you, guy.

1547
01:19:57.251 --> 01:19:58.126
Love you too.

1548
01:20:02.376 --> 01:20:03.293
I'm gonna be fine.

1549
01:20:04.001 --> 01:20:05.001
You know that?

1550
01:20:05.585 --> 01:20:06.751
You sure?

1551
01:20:06.918 --> 01:20:07.918
Mm-hmm.

1552
01:20:10.918 --> 01:20:11.918
Sorry.

1553
01:20:12.085 --> 01:20:13.710
- You weren't done.
- Mm-mm.

1554
01:20:17.585 --> 01:20:18.835
All right.

1555
01:20:19.001 --> 01:20:20.168
I'll see you around, cuz. Okay?

1556
01:20:20.835 --> 01:20:21.835
I'll see you.

1557
01:21:12.376 --> 01:21:13.501
Hello?

1558
01:21:13.668 --> 01:21:15.043
Hello? Guys?

1559
01:21:16.210 --> 01:21:17.626
- Hello? I'm...
- Hi.

1560
01:21:17.793 --> 01:21:18.710
Hi, hi, hi.

1561
01:21:18.876 --> 01:21:20.126
- You're back, you're back, you're back.
- Come here.

1562
01:21:21.293 --> 01:21:22.210
Oh, hi, babe.

1563
01:21:22.376 --> 01:21:23.210
Hey.

1564
01:21:23.376 --> 01:21:24.751
- Hi, sweetness.
- Love you, love you, love you.