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<i>♪ It's gonna take a lotta love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To get us through the night-- ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She's got long brown hair
Tied up in a little red bonnet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She's got a pretty white blouse
And a basket with fresh fruit upon it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She's got a glow in her cheeks
And a fire inside ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sitting in a beautiful countryside ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, masturbating
To the lady on the box of raisins ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She's the happiest she's been in years ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He puts on a big smile on her face ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She's the happiest she's been in years ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He puts a big smile on her face ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He's got a good job
And me and my parents love the dude ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can tell
That he's gonna be faithful ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The whole family is happy as hell ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My sister's got an ugly new boyfriend ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Every day I'm mutterin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mutterin' under my breath ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If you ask me to do a task ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I do it every time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But the whole time that I'm doing it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'll be mutterin' under my breath ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Things I'd never say to your face ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But the second that you're gone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I mutter like a crazy asshole ♪</i>

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<i>♪ While I angrily mow the lawn ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Raking leaves ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm mutterin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Shovel snow ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm mutterin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Go to the bank! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You know I'm mutterin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Take out the trash! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's mutterin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When there's toys
At the bottom of the pool ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Left there by my daughter ♪</i>

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<i>♪ As I swim down to get them ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'll be mutterin' underwater ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everyday, I'm mutterin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mutterin' under my breath ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Then one day my wife
Overhears what I'm saying ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And immediately slits ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My throat ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Driving back from Disneyland ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Going over all the fun ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What was best? Space Mountain? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or getting wet
On the Grizzly River Run, yeah! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Greatest time of our kids' life ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What a magical moment
For me and my wife ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Then I miss our exit
And I scream, "Fucking cunt!" ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And it's like
Disneyland never happened! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sleep in late ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Eat a big breakfast ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Walk the dog ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Watch the news ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Go to the bathroom ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Start my laundry ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Go on the Internet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Buy some new shoes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Leave the apartment
For lunch with my landlord ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come back home ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Take the dog for a walk again ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Turn on my TV ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Watch</i> Jerry Maguire ♪

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<i>♪ I've seen it before ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But I'll watch it again ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Pretty good day ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Pretty good life ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I am clinically depressed ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Old guy with a kid ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Started too late
Now he's paying for it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Old guy with a kid ♪</i>

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<i>♪ At the soccer practice
Facing the wrong way ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Old guy with a kid ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Also has a middle-age son
He never sees ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Old guy with a kid ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just fell asleep at the Chuck-E-Cheese ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Grandma in yoga pants ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Not exercising
Just looking fucking crazy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Grandma in yoga pants ♪</i>

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<i>♪ From behind she looks
Like an ice cream cone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Grandma in yoga pants ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's not a camel toe
It's a walrus poon ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Grandma in yoga pants ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When she takes them off
Her belly button coughs ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bulldog in a Halloween costume ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He's a bumblebee
And he don't look happy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bulldog in a Halloween costume ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He's just a dog
But he understands dignity ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bulldog in a Halloween costume ♪</i>

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<i>♪ His grandpa was a wolf
Now he's wearing antennas ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bulldog in a Halloween costume ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When you get home
You're gonna get bit ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Guy with a backpack at the movies ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now I can't focus
On what Spider-Man's doing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Guy with a backpack at the movies ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Every time he moves I shit myself ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Guy with a backpack at the movies ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sitting right between me
And the fucking exit ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Guy with a backpack at the movies ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Pulls shit out
Thank God, it's Twizzlers ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Fat cop on a horse ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Both breathing heavy
Are they gonna make it? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Fat cop on a horse ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Praying nothing happens
At this fucking parade ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Fat cop on a horse ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What did he do
That they took away his squad car? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Fat cop on a horse ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A trail of manure
But it's coming from the cop ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Getting a divorce ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It seems so fun from the outside ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now you can do
Whatever you want ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And nobody will stop you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Maybe you'll travel the world ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Maybe you'll go to the movies ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Maybe you'll learn a new language ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or meet some pretty ladies ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or maybe you'll just
Move in with your sister ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And ruin her marriage too ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Guy with a drone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Making everybody
On the beach today ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Uncomfortable ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Guy with a drone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Remote control
In front of his swimsuit boner ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He says there's
A pod of whales out there ♪</i>

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<i>♪ On the ocean today ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It might be the rarest sight
He's ever seen ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But if that's true ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Why is his drone just hovering ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Over my wife? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ He seems like an odd little fellow ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I think it's time to beat him ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With my beach umbrella ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mommy
Why's the door locked? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Daddy
Why don't you answer? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I hear Mommy screaming
While Daddy says ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yes, oh yes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So I go and get the key ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I creep in carefully ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And much to my surprise ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Right in front of my eyes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I see Daddy hitting Mommy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With his penis ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mommy, why are the sheets wet? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Daddy, what's with the bedhead ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I hear Daddy say to Mommy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Honey, I didn't finish yet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mom says we'll find another way ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause her little boy can't stay ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So I cuddle up real nice ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Right between Mommy's thighs ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And then Daddy pokes my eye out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With his penis ♪</i>

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<i>♪ These days she doesn't need my help ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Getting into bed ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She doesn't need me to tuck her in ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or kiss her on the head ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And she don't need me to pick her up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ At her best friend's front door ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She got her driver's license yesterday ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She don't need me anymore ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh no ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh no ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh no ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Doesn't need me to practice soccer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Says she doesn't like sports ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She don't need me to teach her algebra ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or help on book reports ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And she don't need me
To take her swimming ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's like she'd wish I'd disappear ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But she still needs me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To buy her friends beer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Buy her friends beer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When she needs a case of Natty Ice
She'll come running to me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Buy her friends beer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Forty cans of tallboys
Yeah, I'm still in the party ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Buy her friends beer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No store would ever sell it to them ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause they all look like they're ten ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And when my baby girl gets a DUI ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She'll be back
In Daddy's car seat again ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Getting a divorce ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Because I bought beer for my daughter ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Scary shit's coming ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My mother just flew out to visit ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I asked her
How long she's staying for ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And she says
"I didn't book a return flight" ♪</i>

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<i>♪ More scary shit's coming ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm driving down the road
At three o'clock in the afternoon ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I can't see shit
'Cause the sun is directly in my eyes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But I just do what everybody else does ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I keep driving and pray
I don't fucking hit anyone ♪</i>

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00:55:01,166 --> 00:55:03,208
<i>♪ Did I hear a thud? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Did I see a blonde wig
Fly over the car? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Along with six pieces of sushi ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And then I realized
I just killed David Spade ♪</i>

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<i>♪ More... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ More scary shit's coming ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm watching porno ♪</i>

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<i>♪ On my iPhone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And no sound is coming out ♪</i>

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00:55:55,250 --> 00:55:58,666
<i>♪ Then I realize
I'm connected to Bluetooth ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In my wife's car ♪</i>

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00:56:07,291 --> 00:56:10,541
<i>♪ And she's taking the kids
To soccer practice ♪</i>

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00:56:26,916 --> 00:56:29,416
<i>♪ More scary shit's coming ♪</i>

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00:56:30,416 --> 00:56:34,916
<i>♪ It's Halloween night
And I can't find my weed gummies ♪</i>

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00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:40,916
<i>♪ Then I realize my mother is
Handing them out to all the children ♪</i>

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<i>♪ More fucking scary shit ♪</i>

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00:56:56,541 --> 00:56:58,666
<i>♪ And I can't believe it either ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A little louder ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Not that loud, that scared me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I just tried
To send my wife a dick pic ♪</i>

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00:57:11,041 --> 00:57:14,666
<i>♪ But I accidentally sent it
To Al Pacino ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And he sent me two back ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Last fucking scary thing ♪</i>

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00:57:47,416 --> 00:57:50,333
<i>♪ I just found my wife's vibrator ♪</i>

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00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:54,666
<i>♪ On the bed in the guest room ♪</i>

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00:57:57,208 --> 00:57:59,125
<i>♪ Where my mother is staying ♪</i>

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00:58:04,833 --> 00:58:07,041
<i>♪ And it was still warm ♪</i>

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00:59:22,041 --> 00:59:25,416
<i>♪ It's now or never ♪</i>

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00:59:26,083 --> 00:59:29,625
<i>♪ Come hold me tight ♪</i>

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00:59:29,625 --> 00:59:33,000
<i>♪ Kiss me, my darling ♪</i>

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00:59:33,583 --> 00:59:37,541
<i>♪ Be mine tonight ♪</i>

225
00:59:37,541 --> 00:59:40,458
<i>♪ Tomorrow ♪</i>

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00:59:40,458 --> 00:59:43,750
<i>♪ Will be too late ♪</i>

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00:59:44,541 --> 00:59:47,625
<i>♪ It's now or never ♪</i>

228
00:59:48,250 --> 00:59:50,750
<i>♪ My love won't wait ♪</i>

229
00:59:51,916 --> 00:59:54,833
<i>♪ When I first saw you ♪</i>

230
00:59:55,583 --> 00:59:58,750
<i>♪ With your smile so tender ♪</i>

231
00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:02,083
<i>♪ My heart was captured ♪</i>

232
01:00:02,875 --> 01:00:06,125
<i>♪ My soul surrendered ♪</i>

233
01:00:06,125 --> 01:00:08,958
<i>♪ I spent a lifetime ♪</i>

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01:00:10,083 --> 01:00:12,875
<i>♪ Waiting for the right time ♪</i>

235
01:00:14,125 --> 01:00:16,458
<i>♪ Now that you're near ♪</i>

236
01:00:16,458 --> 01:00:20,541
<i>♪ The time is here, at last ♪</i>

237
01:00:21,083 --> 01:00:24,791
<i>♪ It's now or never ♪</i>

238
01:00:24,791 --> 01:00:28,416
<i>♪ Come hold me tight ♪</i>

239
01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:31,708
<i>♪ Kiss me, my darling ♪</i>

240
01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:34,541
<i>♪ Be mine tonight ♪</i>

241
01:00:37,041 --> 01:00:39,041
<i>♪ Tomorrow ♪</i>

242
01:00:39,541 --> 01:00:42,375
<i>♪ Will be too late ♪</i>

243
01:00:43,166 --> 01:00:46,041
<i>♪ It's now or never ♪</i>

244
01:00:46,833 --> 01:00:48,916
<i>♪ My love won't wait ♪</i>

245
01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:52,875
<i>♪ Just like a willow ♪</i>

246
01:00:53,875 --> 01:00:57,250
<i>♪ We would cry an ocean ♪</i>

247
01:00:57,250 --> 01:01:00,291
<i>♪ If we lost true love ♪</i>

248
01:01:01,666 --> 01:01:04,125
<i>♪ And sweet devotion ♪</i>

249
01:01:04,833 --> 01:01:07,416
<i>♪ Your lips excite me ♪</i>

250
01:01:08,208 --> 01:01:10,750
<i>♪ Let your arms invite me ♪</i>

251
01:01:11,916 --> 01:01:14,375
<i>♪ For who knows when ♪</i>

252
01:01:14,375 --> 01:01:16,458
<i>♪ We'll meet again ♪</i>

253
01:01:16,458 --> 01:01:18,541
<i>♪ This way ♪</i>

254
01:01:19,125 --> 01:01:22,625
<i>♪ It's now or never ♪</i>

255
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:26,208
<i>♪ Come hold me tight ♪</i>

256
01:01:26,875 --> 01:01:30,500
<i>♪ Kiss me, my darling ♪</i>

257
01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:35,000
<i>♪ Be mine tonight ♪</i>

258
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,875
<i>♪ Tomorrow ♪</i>

259
01:01:37,875 --> 01:01:40,583
<i>♪ Will be too late ♪</i>

260
01:01:41,416 --> 01:01:44,458
<i>♪ It's now or never ♪</i>

261
01:01:45,041 --> 01:01:47,958
<i>♪ My love won't wait ♪</i>

262
01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:52,375
<i>♪ It's now or never ♪</i>

263
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:54,916
<i>♪ My love won't wait ♪</i>

264
01:01:55,916 --> 01:01:59,250
<i>♪ It's now or never ♪</i>

265
01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:02,750
<i>♪ My love won't wait ♪</i>

266
01:03:48,708 --> 01:03:51,458
<i>♪ You down boy ♪</i>

267
01:03:52,541 --> 01:03:55,125
<i>♪ No one around boy ♪</i>

268
01:03:56,625 --> 01:04:00,083
<i>♪ Head in your hands
And pain, so much pain ♪</i>

269
01:04:00,833 --> 01:04:04,583
<i>♪ How can you ever be yourself again? ♪</i>

270
01:04:05,083 --> 01:04:08,166
<i>♪ Where do you go now? ♪</i>

271
01:04:09,166 --> 01:04:12,208
<i>♪ To get back your soul now? ♪</i>

272
01:04:13,916 --> 01:04:16,250
<i>♪ Do you stare at the ceiling ♪</i>

273
01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:18,541
<i>♪ And tune yourself out? ♪</i>

274
01:04:18,541 --> 01:04:20,625
<i>♪ Or crawl in the bottle ♪</i>

275
01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:22,666
<i>♪ And never crawl out? ♪</i>

276
01:04:22,666 --> 01:04:24,875
<i>♪ You're just searching and searching ♪</i>

277
01:04:24,875 --> 01:04:26,958
<i>♪ For the big takeaway ♪</i>

278
01:04:26,958 --> 01:04:29,333
<i>♪ How the hell did this happen? ♪</i>

279
01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:31,041
<i>♪ You look up and pray ♪</i>

280
01:04:31,041 --> 01:04:33,375
<i>♪ For the smile, girl ♪</i>

281
01:04:35,333 --> 01:04:37,916
<i>♪ It's been a while, girl ♪</i>

282
01:04:39,333 --> 01:04:41,166
<i>♪ You need a fix ♪</i>

283
01:04:41,166 --> 01:04:43,416
<i>♪ And you need it fast ♪</i>

284
01:04:43,416 --> 01:04:47,583
<i>♪ How can you put
All this shit in the past? ♪</i>

285
01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:52,250
<i>♪ Yeah, who's gonna be the hero? ♪</i>

286
01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,916
<i>♪ To get you through the night ♪</i>

287
01:04:57,291 --> 01:05:01,208
<i>♪ Who's gonna wrap their arms around you ♪</i>

288
01:05:01,208 --> 01:05:04,125
<i>♪ And make everything alright? ♪</i>

289
01:05:04,708 --> 01:05:06,500
<i>♪ You know, it's comedy ♪</i>

290
01:05:08,666 --> 01:05:11,500
<i>♪ Here comes the comedy ♪</i>

291
01:05:13,583 --> 01:05:15,666
<i>♪ Got you smilin' and gigglin' ♪</i>

292
01:05:15,666 --> 01:05:17,791
<i>♪ Like you were a kid ♪</i>

293
01:05:17,791 --> 01:05:20,583
<i>♪ Didn't think it could get ya ♪</i>

294
01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:22,250
<i>♪ But it just fuckin' did ♪</i>

295
01:05:22,250 --> 01:05:24,250
<i>♪ You're laughin' so hard ♪</i>

296
01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:26,666
<i>♪ As you feel the pain pass ♪</i>

297
01:05:26,666 --> 01:05:29,166
<i>♪ All because Ace Ventura ♪</i>

298
01:05:29,166 --> 01:05:31,166
<i>♪ Just talked with his ass, yeah ♪</i>

299
01:05:31,166 --> 01:05:32,500
<i>♪ The comedy ♪</i>

300
01:05:34,916 --> 01:05:37,916
<i>♪ There's so much stress, kid ♪</i>

301
01:05:39,458 --> 01:05:42,291
<i>♪ You're such a mess, kid ♪</i>

302
01:05:43,791 --> 01:05:46,250
<i>♪ If you're first boyfriend dumps you ♪</i>

303
01:05:46,250 --> 01:05:48,125
<i>♪ Through a text on the phone ♪</i>

304
01:05:48,125 --> 01:05:50,583
<i>♪ Or a note's on the dresser ♪</i>

305
01:05:50,583 --> 01:05:52,500
<i>♪ She ain't coming home ♪</i>

306
01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:54,583
<i>♪ When you're down with a case ♪</i>

307
01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:57,166
<i>♪ Of the gettin'-bullied blues ♪</i>

308
01:05:57,166 --> 01:06:01,166
<i>♪ Or holding their hand
Through the doctor's bad news ♪</i>

309
01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:04,958
<i>♪ You can do the pints of ice cream ♪</i>

310
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,916
<i>♪ Cry and cry in bed ♪</i>

311
01:06:09,541 --> 01:06:11,958
<i>♪ Or run away ♪</i>

312
01:06:11,958 --> 01:06:13,791
<i>♪ Or scream all day ♪</i>

313
01:06:14,291 --> 01:06:17,083
<i>♪ Or try this one instead ♪</i>

314
01:06:17,750 --> 01:06:19,541
<i>♪ Try on the comedy ♪</i>

315
01:06:21,708 --> 01:06:24,250
<i>♪ We all need the comedy ♪</i>

316
01:06:26,541 --> 01:06:28,583
<i>♪ You look close to the edge ♪</i>

317
01:06:28,583 --> 01:06:30,500
<i>♪ And you gave it a chance ♪</i>

318
01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:33,166
<i>♪ Now you're doing spit takes ♪</i>

319
01:06:33,166 --> 01:06:35,041
<i>♪ And you're pissing your pants ♪</i>

320
01:06:35,041 --> 01:06:38,958
<i>♪ Yeah, the pain and the heartbreak
Got knocked off its feet ♪</i>

321
01:06:38,958 --> 01:06:41,541
<i>♪ All because all these bridesmaids ♪</i>

322
01:06:41,541 --> 01:06:43,291
<i>♪ Just shit in the street ♪</i>

323
01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:45,125
<i>♪ Yeah, the comedy ♪</i>

324
01:06:47,041 --> 01:06:49,500
<i>♪ Nothing beats the comedy ♪</i>

325
01:06:51,666 --> 01:06:55,291
<i>♪ Yeah, actors can play dramatic ♪</i>

326
01:06:56,041 --> 01:06:59,458
<i>♪ Singers can kill a song ♪</i>

327
01:06:59,958 --> 01:07:04,291
<i>♪ But comedians say, "Fuck you, sadness" ♪</i>

328
01:07:04,291 --> 01:07:08,625
<i>♪ Let's laugh it off
And move the fuck on ♪</i>

329
01:07:10,541 --> 01:07:14,083
<i>♪ So, thank you, Abbott and Costello ♪</i>

330
01:07:14,666 --> 01:07:17,916
<i>♪ And Leno on Letterman ♪</i>

331
01:07:19,250 --> 01:07:22,708
<i>♪ Thank you, Ruth Buzzi's pocketbook ♪</i>

332
01:07:22,708 --> 01:07:25,958
<i>♪ And every scream from Kinison ♪</i>

333
01:07:27,083 --> 01:07:31,125
{\an8}<i>♪ Thank you, Lucy
For baking your bread ♪</i>

334
01:07:31,125 --> 01:07:34,541
{\an8}<i>♪ And Spinal Tap for going to 11 ♪</i>

335
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:39,208
{\an8}<i>♪ Thank you, Three Stooges
And Jerry Lewis ♪</i>

336
01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:42,666
<i>♪ You've made me happy since I was seven ♪</i>

337
01:07:43,416 --> 01:07:48,041
<i>♪ Thank you
Marx Brothers and Gleason on the bus ♪</i>

338
01:07:48,041 --> 01:07:51,916
<i>♪ Thanks to Benny Hill
For smacking the old bald guy for us ♪</i>

339
01:07:52,416 --> 01:07:55,916
<i>♪ Thank you, Carol Burnett
George Carlin, and</i> SCTV <i>too ♪</i>

340
01:07:55,916 --> 01:07:58,333
<i>♪ Eddie Murphy
My whole fucking neighborhood ♪</i>

341
01:07:58,333 --> 01:08:00,041
<i>♪ Wanted to be you ♪</i>

342
01:08:00,541 --> 01:08:04,083
<i>♪ Thank you,</i> Sanford and Son
<i>Joan Rivers, and the</i> 2000 Year Old Man ♪

343
01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:06,375
<i>♪ Lily Tomlin, David Brenner ♪</i>

344
01:08:06,375 --> 01:08:09,041
<i>♪ Flip Wilson and Roseanne ♪</i>

345
01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:12,708
<i>♪ Thanks to Billy, Robin, and Whoopi
For showing comedy cares ♪</i>

346
01:08:12,708 --> 01:08:16,666
<i>♪ Thanks to Peter Sellers
For falling down the stairs ♪</i>

347
01:08:16,666 --> 01:08:20,833
<i>♪ Rickles and Goldie, Stephen Wright
And Madeline Kahn ♪</i>

348
01:08:20,833 --> 01:08:22,333
<i>♪ Aykroyd and Belushi ♪</i>

349
01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:25,250
<i>♪ The Jerky Boys
Cheech and fucking Chong ♪</i>

350
01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:28,666
♪ Airplane, Stir Crazy, The Jerk
<i>And</i> Easy-fucking-Money ♪

351
01:08:29,250 --> 01:08:31,250
♪ Animal House <i>and</i> Caddyshack ♪

352
01:08:31,250 --> 01:08:32,916
<i>♪ The kings of the funny ♪</i>

353
01:08:32,916 --> 01:08:37,375
<i>♪ Pee-wee, Borat, Powers,</i> Mean Girls
<i>The Wayans and Farrelly brothers ♪</i>

354
01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:41,291
♪ Superbad, Elf, Hangover
<i>And those</i> Jackass <i>motherfuckers ♪</i>

355
01:08:41,291 --> 01:08:43,583
<i>♪ Thank you, Chris Rock ♪</i>

356
01:08:45,625 --> 01:08:49,041
<i>♪ Seinfeld and Colin Quinn ♪</i>

357
01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:53,666
<i>♪ Herlihy, Jack, Coraci, and Apatow ♪</i>

358
01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:56,791
<i>♪ Barrymore and Aniston ♪</i>

359
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,041
<i>♪ Love you, Buscemi and Stiller ♪</i>

360
01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:04,916
{\an8}<i>♪ Love you Triumph and Conie ♪</i>

361
01:09:06,416 --> 01:09:09,208
<i>♪ Spade, KJ, Meadows and Schneider ♪</i>

362
01:09:10,458 --> 01:09:13,625
<i>♪ Will always be my homies ♪</i>

363
01:09:14,625 --> 01:09:16,791
<i>♪ Thank you, Downey ♪</i>

364
01:09:18,791 --> 01:09:20,958
<i>♪ Thank you, Lorne ♪</i>

365
01:09:22,916 --> 01:09:25,875
<i>♪ Thank you, Farley ♪</i>

366
01:09:27,458 --> 01:09:30,666
<i>♪ Thank you, Norm ♪</i>

367
01:09:36,416 --> 01:09:40,541
<i>♪ They say jokes can stay funny forever ♪</i>

368
01:09:40,541 --> 01:09:43,958
<i>♪ A good joke can stay funny forever ♪</i>

369
01:09:45,041 --> 01:09:48,916
<i>♪ Movies get older
But the kids still get 'em ♪</i>

370
01:09:49,416 --> 01:09:52,666
<i>♪ All the great laughs
Yeah, we'll never forget 'em ♪</i>

371
01:09:52,666 --> 01:09:54,458
<i>♪ That's why I say ♪</i>

372
01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:56,333
<i>♪ Thank you ♪</i>

373
01:09:57,708 --> 01:10:01,791
<i>♪ Thank you ♪</i>

374
01:10:02,583 --> 01:10:07,000
<i>♪ Good night ♪</i>

375
01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:05,166
<i>♪ So if you look in my direction ♪</i>

376
01:12:05,791 --> 01:12:09,416
<i>♪ And we don't see eye-to-eye ♪</i>

377
01:12:10,541 --> 01:12:13,416
<i>♪ My heart needs protection ♪</i>

378
01:12:13,416 --> 01:12:18,500
<i>♪ And so do I ♪</i>

379
01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:30,250
<i>♪ It's gonna take a lotta love ♪</i>

380
01:12:30,250 --> 01:12:33,291
<i>♪ To get us through the night ♪</i>

381
01:12:34,583 --> 01:12:38,708
<i>♪ It's gonna take a lotta love ♪</i>

382
01:12:38,708 --> 01:12:42,416
<i>♪ To make this work out right ♪</i>

383
01:12:43,791 --> 01:12:47,875
<i>♪ So if you are out there waiting ♪</i>

384
01:12:48,375 --> 01:12:51,791
<i>♪ I hope you show up soon ♪</i>

385
01:12:52,583 --> 01:12:55,375
<i>♪ You know I need relating ♪</i>

386
01:12:55,375 --> 01:13:00,833
<i>♪ Not solitude ♪</i>

387
01:13:18,583 --> 01:13:21,666
<i>♪ Got a lotta love ♪</i>

388
01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:29,708
<i>♪ Got a lotta love ♪</i>

389
01:13:46,166 --> 01:13:49,041
<i>♪ It's gonna take a lotta love ♪</i>

390
01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:53,416
<i>♪ To change the way things are ♪</i>

391
01:13:54,416 --> 01:13:57,583
<i>♪ It's gonna take a lotta love ♪</i>

392
01:13:58,625 --> 01:14:02,166
<i>♪ Or we won't get too far ♪</i>

393
01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:07,916
<i>♪ It's gonna take a lotta love ♪</i>