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Come on, pull over!
Fine. You wanna rumble?
Let's rumble.
There's only one road out of town, buddy!
Damn, that was cool.
End of the line, James!
Think!
Take it easy!
Think about your-- Hey! Hey!
Put your hands where I can see them! Hands!
Take it easy!
Huh?
What the--?
Uh, sir?
Oh, sh-shit!
We got a runner!
[panting]
James!
Wait!
You hitchhiking?
Nope.
Really? 'Cause it kinda
looks like you're hitchhiking.
Don't know what to tell ya.
Yeah.
Ev, where are you--
Well, my car broke down, again, Jimmy.
Yeah.
The car you said you fixed two weeks ago?
Uh, I did fix it two weeks ago, and she
was running like a champ.
Do you know what a champ is?
Okay. Okay.
Hey, you know what? Like anything else,
she just needs a little TLC.
Don't worry, darlin', I got you.
Oh, you got me?
Well, that's good. Because I'm late.
No, no, no, no, no. Hey, look, it's okay.
I can fix it, you know, at least before
the fairgrounds, tonight.
The fairgrounds...
Did you forget?
No, I didn't forget.
I've just had other things on my mind.
Jimmy, I'm late.
Where are you going?
Apparently nowhere. My life is going
nowhere. My car is going nowhere, and I'm
gonna be stuck here in Blue River, forever.
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa... stuck here?
I thought tonight that we-- Hold on.
I thought you liked this town.
Can you fix it?
Yeah, of course.
Good. 'Cause like I said, I'm late.
What--
Well, how am I supposed
to know what she wants?
Try it now.
To understand a woman, you
have to think like a woman.
How do you do that?
You can't.
Women are capable of experiencing
multiple emotions at the exact same time.
Okay, I did that a couple of days ago.
I was angry and hungry at the same time.
No, that's hangry, and technically that's
one emotion. That's what
I'm saying. It can't be done.
Look, I just-- I need to figure out a way
that I can show Ev that the guy that she
chose to accidentally be
her baby daddy is a winner.
Are we still talking about you?
Okay, you know what? It's not what you say,
it's how you say it.
What's this?
I don't know.
Well, it looks like some
sort of music competition.
You think that that's what she was upset about?
Did she miss it?
I don't think that's it.
It's still three days away.
So then there's still time.
Okay.
I know the last time I
drove it didn't go so well.
That's a massive understatement.
Yeah. But if I drive and I win,
I could prove to Ev that I'm not a mistake.
No, I can't. Mel's got me on a really
tight leash with you, man.
Come on, just one more.
No.
Please.
Stop with the eyes. You're--
If Mel asks, it was my idea.
It was your idea.
From the beginning.
It was a good one, too.
You should try it now.
You didn't do anything.
I haven't done anything yet.
Yeah, that's true.
Well, excuse me for being the first
person in history to
try to leave this town.
But you left town without telling your
best friend and your nana.
I know. I'm sorry, Mel. I just--
Plenty of people leave this town.
Some even against their own will.
Oh, Nana. I don't think she's talking
about being abducted.
I know. Nobody ever talks about it.
Let's just face it. I'm never gonna be
able to do what I want to do.
Sweetheart, you absolutely can.
If you want to sing, the universe will be
on your side, but you have to communicate
that to your baby daddy.
Remember when you ran off in the eighth
grade and I spent two
days looking for you?
Yeah, I was hunting chupacabra.
With Jimmy.
Now, if I'd known that's what you wanted to do,
you would've had my full support.
You just needed to tell me about it.
What about after the big hoot'nanigans tonight
that you sing a couple
songs at The Trading Post,
you know, have a couple beers--
Or water and prenatal vitamins.
And nachos.
Nachos.
How about some hot wings
and maybe something pickled?
Okay, one step at a time. All I'm saying is,
stop stressing so much about it,
all right? You've got plenty of time.
Exactly.
Because nothing ever
happens in this town.
Hey, Gus. The needle
thing is actually moving.
Finally.
What the--
Hey.
Maybe this ain't such a good idea.
Ah, shut up.
Jackpot.
[grunting]
[panting]
- huh, what the!
huh...[panting] ah!
What the--
Gus?
Bo?
What the hell's going on out there?
[panting]
Oof!
Come on!
[grunt]
Just hold it right there.
What were you doing driving like a bat
out of hell off the old monument land?
What, is that against the law?
Speeding?
Yes.
Which one of you two is the smart one again?
Me. - I am.
Uh-huh.
You know, I've been hearing a lot of
reports of looting for the last four or five months now.
Looting?
Yes.
I imagine it's a
term you're familiar with.
People going up to the sacred historical
sites and taking stuff.
Grave robbing, essentially.
We ain't up to nothin'.
Uh-huh.
Well, which one of you
two makes more money?
Me. - I do.
Good.
Don't worry about the ticket, boys.
Oh, come on.
It's not the end of the world.
Ladies and gentlemen,
are we ready for a little demolition derby!
All right, folks.
Let's hear it for America.
Hey.
Oh, hey.
Johnny, what are you doing here?
Oh, well, Johnny thought it would be a
great idea for Jimmy to drive instead.
So, when' s Jimmy's heat up?
He's after the farm trucks.
All right, folks.
Quite the lineup we
got for this next heat.
We got Carl Jackson.
You've seen him usually cooking up a basket
of curly fries at the Frost Hop.
I'm coming for you!
I don't love you, no.
I'm coming for you!
Why would I love you?
You're an idiot.
And next up is Taylor Kirk.
That car's seen some battle.
Go get him, Taylor.
In the number eight,
filling in for his half-brother, Johnny.
It's Jimmy Walker!
All right, boys.
You know what to do.
Gentlemen, start your engines!
Come on!
I'm gonna lose money off this heat.
Baby, what did Mama
tell you about gamblin' ?
Never place a bet unless you know
something other's don't.
Mm. That's my girl!
Ohhh! - Yes!
Coming in hot!
Oh! Haha!
[grunt]
You stay right there, boy!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on!
[gasp]
Damn it!
Come on!
Behind you!
Oh, come on!
[grunt]
[gasp]
Whoa, whoa!
What was that?
What a hit.
Oh, come on!
[grunts]
No. Go!
Hahaha. - Hehe.
All right, shut her down, boys.
We've got a fire.
[panting]
Oh , no. That ain't good!
All right, folks.
We'll give it up for our firefighters
rushing in there to save the day.
Woot!
Looks like the fire's out,
And so is
Jimmy Walker!
Jimmy Walker, you are out.
Huh, huh.
Ah, damn it.
Hey, nice drivin'.
Thanks.
Not you.
So, is she gonna run again?
Yeah.
Yeah, she's got one more battle in her.
Well, she better.
Well, we'll leave you to it, 'cause
we need to talk.
Ooooh.
Hey.
Um,
so, Johnny found this...
in the car.
Yep.
Well, stupid idea, I guess.
What are you talking about?
This is a great idea.
And yet, as soon as I get the guts up to go
my car breaks down, again.
If that's not a sign from the universe,
I don't know what is.
Okay, universe or not,
you're going to that contest.
You need to have an
audience cheering for you.
And even if you fall flat on your face-- - What?
it's gonna be great.
I know it.
I mean, that would be nice.
Yeah.
Not the falling on my face part.
No.
What is that?
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
I just found it in the
back of the derby car.
You just found it.
Uh, don't look at me like that.
Yes, I found it.
Wanna see what's inside?
I mean... yes... Yeah, we're gonna totally open this.
Whoa.
It's so, wait, Jimmy.
Be careful.
Jimmy, look at this.
Whoa, Ev, you sure you wanna just-
Looks like a carrot, sorta.
[laugh]
What?
We should go.
Oh.
Whoa!
Ohhhh!
What was that whole sign
from the universe talk, huh?
Jimmy, I saw something.
I know, I know.
And it was the most
incredible thing I have ever seen.
What?
No, we have to go to the cops.
Wait, what?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The last people that we
wanna go to is the government.
This thing could be worth millions.
What?
I don't need millions, I just
need my car fixed.
Yeah, sure, I know, but like
think of the possibilities.
Exactly, this thing could be dangerous.
Does this thing look dangerous?
I mean, come on.
Do I need to bring up the baby
rattlesnake you brought to school?
Okay, everybody loves to bring that up.
All right, it was the sixth grade, and I
still say that if I had time to train it,
none of those kids- Jimmy, Jimmy! Stop.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Is this about a bigger issue?
I'm not even showing.
No, not like bigger, bigger.
No, like, can we address
the elephant in the womb?
Don't you dare pun at me right now.
It's already near impossible for me to
try to be a singer and have a kid,
and now, whatever the hell this thing is!
Red Diamond Mining?
What?
You know what, if you wanna sing,
you're gonna sing...
tonight.
Oh, Everly!
There you are.
You're still singing tonight, right?
Yes, but before that, have you guys seen anymore
folks comin' to town to work for Red Diamond Mining?
The old uranium mine?
Yeah.
No, a couple good for nothing out of towners--
You know that mine has not been
profitable for 10 years, - Oh baby--
10 years, and they keep lobbying to put
new sites on a monument land. - Nobody cares, nobody cares.
Nobody wants to talk about it.
Everly Jane,
How you doing this fine evening?
Evenin', Taylor.
It's Officer Kirk now.
He's actually a man of the cloth.
I think you meant, man of the law.
I'm sorry, that's right.
You're a cop, not a churchgoer.
I'll have one more.
Well, that ain't true.
So you're not a cop.
No, I'm a sheriff's deputy.
Jimmy.
I'm sorry about that
loss back there, Jimbo.
It's just when I saw that opening, I just
had to go for that POS car of yours.
Speaking of openings, you do know that
your fly is down, right?
It's not.
Are you sure?
Oh, I'm sure.
How sure?
K, I'm gonna go sing now.
Kirk, can I get you a beer?
Yeah, go get a beer.
Nah.
Jimmy, what's this?
This Ferrari only takes premium fuel.
You know that.
What are you up to now?
Let me show you.
Come here, come here, come here.
What are you doing?
Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.
Check that out.
Well,
that's different.
Yeah, and the craziest thing that you could
imagine happened at the fairgrounds.
Where'd you get that?
It just showed up in
the back of my derby car.
You mean, my derby car.
Okay, don't do that.
Wait, okay, it just showed up?
It showed up.
Yes.
And when I touched it, an orb of light,
this like, UFO thing, it made...
this.
Yeah, I'm speechless.
Interesting.
Nevermind.
No.
Let me take a look at it.
Baby, you are enabling him again.
So, this is a carrot maker?
Is that what--
Be careful.
Does Everly know about this?
Yeah, she was there when it happened.
When what happened, exactly?
When I
may have
opened a portal to another planet.
Wow.
Mm.
Ok-- So, what you're saying is,
you got superpowers now or something?
Yeah.
Uh.
Yeah, maybe. No.
Noted. Elsa, baby bear
you know the rules love. K, can you just go back and watch the rest of the show?
Love you.
Thank you.
Sorry, you had to hear that.
What are you doing?
I don't know, guys, maybe--
maybe she's right.
Maybe I do have superpowers now.
You've got a carrot, so that's a start.
Okay.
Evenin', folks, this is an original.
Jimmy, this belongs to somebody.
Red Diamond Mining.
I thought you said
that the mine was closed.
Oh, great.
Yeah, the mine is closed.
They leave a couple guys up
there that do loss prevention.
That's a classic mining move.
They show up, they employ a bunch of
people, then they let them
go, they wreck the place.
Babe, I love how much you love the environment.
We gotta go.
No, don't put it down.
Get it out of here.
I can't-
I'm never goin' back
to when I felt so broken.
Took a photograph
to remember the moment.
I was looking for my breakthrough--
all I found's a break down.
What'll take to make you
pack up your dreams and get out of this town.
It's now or never, come whatever,
fight my way through, kick and shout.
It's now or never, come whatever,
Hold it together and never doubt.
If you're the one for me,
the one I scream and dream about.
It's now or never, come whatever...
We just
gotta get out.
Hey, where them Walker boys at?
The hell is this?
I don't know.
Oh, Gus, what's the problem?
Don't play dumb with me.
You took our case.
All right, Bo, I am no lawyer, but
whatever you did, I doubt
anyone would take your case.
Hey, that's not-
Shut up!
Hey, come on, we're playing here!
Babe- - Babe, no.
[grunts]
Leave it.
Ahhh!
Oh, dammit.
Ok. Hey, hey!
Geromino!
Ah!
Hey! Stand down, citizen.
Did you say "geronimo"?
Yeah.
It's "geronimo".
That's what I said.
No, no, you didn't. - Everybody!
Aliens!
We're being invaded!
[grunts]
Wait, where are you going?
I'll be back soon, okay?
How soon?
Probably not before dark.
Can we play catch tomorrow?
Really?
Of course.
I promise.
Jimmy?
Rogers.
Up on your feet.
Yeah.
Why were the Leecher
brothers looking for you?
I don't know.
So you're saying you were at
the wrong place at the wrong time?
Jimmy,
you're too smart for this.
Hm.
I don't want to see you mixed up
with Gus and Bo Leecher.
I'm not.
But, you just were.
Jimmy,
you could all start taking some serious responsibility.
You're gonna end up like your daddy.
Jimmy!
Oh,
you're okay.
What a relief!
Mm.
Well, that's not.
Johnny!
I'll just see if I can track down those
Leecher boys.
If you want to press charges...
Oh, it's not worth it.
But they are banned
for life, for real this time.
Oh, and thanks, Officer Kirk, for beating
the livin' tar to them.
Yeah.
What was that?
Just keeping the peace.
Alright, Officer Kirk.
What a party.
You all have a good evening.
G'night.
Thank you for your service.
There you are.
Hey.
Got some great news for you, babe.
Elsa's staying at a
friend's house tonight?
The flusher in the men's
bathroom is broken again.
Septic.
It's the next best thing, really.
Go get it.
Thanks. I'm glad you're
standing there, Jimmy.
I mean, I can help you fix it, Johnny.
Why don't you go help Everly?
Ev, I did not know that these inbred
hillbillies were going to even show up.
Let's just go.
You sounded beautiful tonight.
Jimmy, do you even know
what it takes to raise a kid?
Yeah.
Little bibs and tiny socks.
And?
And... changing pooby diapers.
Yeah.
Sometimes at 4 a.m.
Yeah. Wait, what? 4 a.m.
Why would they not be asleep?
Yeah. My point exactly.
Ev, look, hold on.
No.
What?
No deal, Jimmy.
Your life is a freaking demolition derby
and it's like you expect me to hop
in the car with a baby.
Okay, that is not what I want.
But, that sounds awesome.
No, it sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Yeah, no, you're right. You're right.
You're right. You're...
What was that?
You're right.
Okay?
I'm right?
Huh.
I will
take the case to Rogers.
Really?
God, good thing you're cute.
That was so hard for you.
So hard for me.
Hey, Walker!
Jeez, Gus, what do you want?
Our briefcase back.
All right. Look, I'm taking it to Rogers.
If it's really your case, you guys will
have no problem claiming it at the station.
What the hell was that?
All right. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
We don't want things to get out of hand, man.
Give us our case back.
Oh!
[grunt]
Ahhhh!
Take it, take it, take it.
Run! Baby, baby, baby.
That's what I-- that's what I saw earlier.
That's an-- - an alien.
Yeah.
Okay, but maybe, maybe, it's a good alien.
Mm, mm.
Like, maybe it's here to help us, you know? - Mm, mm.
Come on, come on, let's go!
What is it, boy? What do you see? Hey!
Dude!
Hey.
What?
Hey.
Dude.
Oh.
Oh! Ah!
[barking]
Oh, that's a bad alien!
Oh, we gotta go! - That's a bad alien!
We gotta go, we gotta go!
Get in the car!
Jimmy!
Oh! [panting]
Keys! Keys! Keys! Keys! OK! OK! Yeah. We, yeah--
Ok, we got a dog.
Punch it, punch it,
punch it, punch it, punch it!
Oh, okay.
Okay, this is okay.
We can, we can figure this out!
I knew this thing was dangerous. - We can figure this out.
Oh, yeah, you knew it would do this!
Why, why, why, why
does my baby daddy have to start a bar fight
and an alien invasion all in one night?
Oh, you were there!
You went through the portal!
You're the one that picked up the whole
carrot sort of looking thingy.
Maybe that's why they're here.
Oh, so it's my fault now, huh?
No.
No, no I--
Look, I'm just saying
that it takes two to tango, that's all
Yeah, don't remind me.
I literally started this day trying to
get out of this stupid freaking town.
Okay, look, we can fix this whole alien
invasion monster mess. Yeah?
Uh-huh, and how do you expect to do that?
I don't know.
Oh, but I knew someone who might.
Nana, Nana, you awake?
Nana?
Nana!
[bark]
Everly? Jimmy? Oh! Thank the lord.
What the hell's going on?
There are aliens.
From outer-space. - Yeah.
Who is this?
We have a dog, now, I guess.
Nana, did you hear what we just said?
You know, a dog is a big responsibility.
Aliens have invaded!
They're here in Blue River.
Oh, honey, aliens have been in Blue River
for the last 40 years,
according to my research.
But, these ones are serious!
They're like-- they're they're giant spider wolves
with... glowy
thingies.
Huge!
Hm.
That's new.
Okay, you have my attention.
Ah, well,
Come on.
Where is she going? - New.
Forty years since Lloyd was taken.
I've cataloged every
siting, every abduction report,
but you know all that.
Just this morning, I noticed a clear UFO,
just a few miles out over monument land.
And then another one
just a few hours ago,
right over the center of town.
Now, I can only think of a
handful of events like this
that have been clearly documented.
It's all because of some deep state
government cover-up, no doubt.
No doubt.
And every time one of
these events has happened,
it's always been tied into some large,
ridiculous cover-up story about testing,
or more often, disappearances.
James Walker evades the police.
Wait, when was this?
Other side.
Government explains strange lights.
Maybe we shouldn't go to the police.
No, Jimmy, we agreed.
I know, but look at this.
Now these spider wolves
with glowy thingies you saw,
any idea how they got here?
Oh, I know how they got here.
Jimmy opened a portal and--
Uhh, we opened a portal.
Really?
The carrot.
A portal was opened
and they came through.
I see.
Well, these things happen.
Sounds like you two
had a little oopsy daisy.
But, I'm sure you sort it all out.
I mean, when the
universe throws you a curve ball,
you still gotta swing for the fences.
Aliens.
Or worse, the government.
Oh, okay, get down, get down, get down.
Shhh, quiet boy, quiet.
That was the guy, the guy that got killed!
Maybe he's a zombie!
Zombie? This far north? It can't be!
Nana! Why don't follow me to
the back as quietly as possible.
[bark]
[gasp]
Go back.
[panting]
Jimmy.
Stay there.
Jimmy! - Just stay-
Yeah, yeah.
[gasp]
[grunt]
[gasp]
[grunt]
[panting]
Yeah.
Ah. Ohhhh.
Whoa, whoa, it's all good, dude.
Whoa. Whoa, it's all good, buddy. - Who are you?
You a zombie?
What? No, I'm not a zombie, come on.
Thank God, zombies are the worst.
But we saw you die.
Yeah, yeah, explain that.
Okay, so the dude that
you saw
totally died.
And so I decided to
take over his body.
[laugh]
I'm an alien, guys.
Not like that-- no, no, no.
I'm a-- I'm a good alien.
I'm just trying to
blend in.
And they've say nothing good ever happens
in this town, you know?
What do you mean something got Gus?
I mean, Gina, like a critter of
some kind gone and taken him.
Do you hear yourself?
He's dead.
So, a critter got him?
Yes.
What, like a prairie dog?
No, like a- a- a demon monkey
pit bull spider thing.
I told you not to touch the crystal.
I didn't.
Well, we did, but it w- it was fine until--
But you got it?
I did.
Oh, sweet baby Jesus.
What?
No.
Wait, I know what happened.
The cops was chasing us and this townie
Jimmy Walker had a derby car.
Shh, hold on.
Grown ups are talking.
You found it.
Apparently you lost it.
Bottom line is you don't have it,
you don't get paid,
that was the deal.
But, Gus-- Bo!
I don't have time to deal with the fact
that your good-for-nothing brother died
after a run-in with a gopher.
You keep your end of the deal and the
company will take care of you.
M'kay?
Fine.
Good choice.
Walker...
So-- - So...
[laughter]
Uh, go ahead.
So,
I'm Ben.
So, is Ben like you're earth name?
Uh no, it's like my name-name.
Wow.
What?
It's just that Ben is like a
really common name on this planet.
Oh, uh, it's actually a really common name
throughout the entire galaxy.
Huh-- - So, this is--
So, this is the uh, Koggrechekura
Uh, Ko-Koggre
Uh, Kumail Nanjiani
Koggrechekura
Kogg monster?
Yeah, sure.
Now we have to be careful because at
at any moment this drone is gonna send out its--
Oh! Oh!
Oh, no, you gotta get out of here.
No, no, no, no.
They're made of acid and they'll melt through anything!
They're eggs and they'll
implant in our brains!
No, no, they're spores.
Guys, they're spores.
I knew it.
What did you know?
Ben, tell her what I know.
Right.
First, we have to try to find a way to
contain all of these things any way we--
Oh oh!
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
That's interesting.
That works as well.
Just uh...
Go ahead, alien boy.
Thank you.
So, this drone is going to send out
spores with an imprint of how it died.
And if any of the others absorb them
well, then they'll become more deadly.
So, there's others out there and they'll
mutate or something?
Oh, yeah, yeah, evolve.
Yeah, it gets stronger--
Why can't we just throw water on them? - and stronger...
What?
It's from a movie.
Yeah.
Oh.
Well, this is real life.
And, no, the only way to get rid of a Kogg
is to send him back through the portal.
Oh.
Yeah.
Um, about that, we kind of--
Nice one, J-Boy.
Maybe it's not the end
of the world after all.
Oh, it's starting to look like an
old-fashioned chupacabra hunt.
So, are there more of
these, like portal stone things?
Oh, yeah.
In fact, a scientist on my
home world discovered one.
That's what they used to get over here.
What do they want?
That, actually.
Yeah, but they already have one.
Yeah, just one.
They need both to
establish a permanent bridge.
You see, your stone opens a portal from
Earth to my world, but
it's like a one-way ticket.
And these portals, they stay open for
like a few minutes or even a few seconds.
And here's a scary thought--
If you were on my world and the portal
collapsed, you're stuck.
We could have gotten
trapped on your planet?
Yeah.
That would have been awkward.
But that is exactly what we got to try
and do with the Kogg.
Yeah, like a-- like an alien cattle drive.
Yes.
Luckily, there's only three left.
And you can use your magical space wizard
powers to control them.
Exactly.
If you can learn to keep the portal open,
I can send them back.
Wait, so why does the portal
only open for a brief moment?
I guess it requires an insane amount of
focus to even open it in the first place.
I did it on my first try.
Yeah, baby.
Oh, you were operating in the universal
law of beginner's
luck, which is powerful.
And convenient.
What the...
It's game time.
Okay.
So if someone had both stones, they could
use the portals to go back and forth?
Oh, beyond just that.
They could open up vortex
in space and time and go...
Okay, guys, just one
step at a time, all right?
What do you want?
Shelly, you are in danger.
Aliens have invaded Blue River.
Next!
What? I...
Queen Freeze and a
waffle cone, extra fudge.
But, he's serious.
Thank you.
Carl!
I need you to go get more waffle cones.
We only have like two left.
And hurry up.
Apparently, there's aliens invading.
Hang on a minute.
I told you to take that out already.
Ok.
Yeah. - So...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So if you had both of the stones, then
you can actually travel back and forth between worlds,
at will.
Side note.
What are onion rings?
Delicious.
Hurry up.
Make it quick.
Do my taxes for me.
You're better at accounting.
Ugh.
Hello?
Oh yeah, momma's hungry.
Oh, that's right.
You are big with child.
Congratulations.
It's great.
Anything else?
Uh, yes, my order, please.
Ugh.
Lose the attitude.
Carl!
What just--
Hello?
It's probably just a dog.
[screams]
[scream]
Guys.
[screams]
Earl?
Carl.
Carl?
The hunt begins.
Don't worry, Shelly. We'll take care of
this so you don't have
to worry about anything.
Earl.
Carl.
Do you think there's any
chance he might still be alive?
Ummmm...
Yeah.
Yeah, he might be fine.
Yeah.
We're all gonna end up dead, probably.
No, Ev, no. Okay? I promise.
No one
is gonna end up dead.
Yep, that's a dead body, alright.
Yeah, that's part of it. There's some...
Yep.
Well, it's a mighty good
thing you done here, ma'am.
Reportin' this and all.
I ain't a ma'am. I'm a miss.
Beggin' your pardon, miss.
Smells like septic's backed up.
Better call this in.
Right.
Yeah, Gus Leecher.
He's a middle-aged dude. - Well, what if there's bounty out on him?
Normal-looking. - I found him
Kinda ugly, though. - You wouldn't hold out on me,
would ya?
Got a bit of a dog face. - How old are you?
While that's descriptive
it's pretty mean, Taylor. - Stop me when I get there...
Just callin' a spade a spade. - 108,
109,110, 111, 112...
Johnny... 112, 113...
I'm telling you the truth.
The septic's been backed up.
I had no idea there
was a body back there.
I'm tellin' you,
we got the wrong brother.
Half-brother.
It was Jimmy, for sure.
Now, hold on a second.
You're jumpin' to conclusions.
Yeah, that's just bad policin'.
Tell me about it.
They won't even check if
there's a bounty out on him.
Actually, have you seen
Jimmy since last night?
I haven't.
Well, if you do,
tell him I'm lookin' for him.
Well, I might have some
information on where Jimmy is.
But, it comes with a price.
Elsa, zip it.
Oh, no. Go on, baby.
Babe, what are you doin'?
Look, if Jimmy's up to something, he
needs to answer for it.
Jimmy's not up to anything. I trust him.
Oh, yeah. Way too much.
How about five bucks?
A little insulting.
We're done here.
Wait, wait, wait. It's Saturday.
They're at the Froyo stand,
or if they're not there,
they're probably at Nana's.
Thanks for the tip.
The coroner should be by soon.
Let's just keep this
relatively quiet for now.
Blue River's a small town.
News travels fast around here.
Ah, we're never gonna find these things.
And I never gotta eat anything.
Wow, somebody's hangry.
It's not like you're eating for two now.
Then again, you could
always eat this thing.
What? Where did you
guys get one of these?
Uh, we just found it
when we opened the portal.
Well, how? When?
Last night.
Just pulled it out of the ground.
Okay, well, you guys have
no idea how lucky this is.
It's a carrot, right?
Well, I don't know what a carrot is.
But this is called a skundie
and we grow them in our planet,
and they expand your mind and your
perception of space and time.
Expands your mind, huh?
I mean, I should do that.
Sure, I mean, if you
want to open up a portal,
this thing could give you a better shot.
But, if you have too much, it'll totally
knock a hole in your universe, bro.
So, it's like an LSD carrot?
I'll try.
Oh.
Ah.
Wait, was that too much?
No, no, no, no, no.
That was the-- that was the exact,
perfect amount of skundie.
But, you know, you may want to
pull over and refrain from using any heavy machinery.
What?!
Right now. Just go. - Great.
Oh, I feel funny. - Uh, huh.
Yeah, I know , I know you do.
Eating space carrots, good job. - I feel funny.
Okay, Jimmy, follow me.
All right. Now, clear your mind.
Done.
Now, focus.
Think beyond yourself.
Think beyond Blue River.
Think beyond infinity.
Infinity?
Like infinity plus one.
I know what infinity means.
Focus.
Okay, nothing's happening.
Jimmy, take a deep belly breath and focus
all of your energy on your heart chakra.
Maybe not while pregnant or nursing.
Okay, something's happening.
Yeah, can you open the portal?
No, I don't know. Maybe
I'm doing something wrong.
Clear, singular intention, okay?
Ask not what the universe can do for you,
but ask what you can do
for the universe.
Yeah...
It's happening.
What's happening?
It's beautiful.
Everything's happening.
On this planet.
In this town.
Like, whoa.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
His parents are worried sick, so
is there any chance he just skipped town?
No. Like I said last night,
he was eaten.
By a monster?
Did I stutter?
No, but you did say you saw
Jimmy and Everly last night?
Yup.
Is that all you want?
How about one of them cookies, please?
Okay, total's $7 even.
Funny. Speaking of cookies, you never did
get a chance to sample
Everly's family cookies
now did you?
I suppose you never will,
now that she's knocked up.
Extra sprinkles?
So Ev's packing puppies, huh?
Yeah, and with Jimmy.
I mean, how is that even possible?
Well, Kirk, my boy.
When a man and a woman--
Oh, right, all right, all right.
I mean, why Jimmy?
That dude can't raise a baby.
Hell, he can't even raise
bread.
Why couldn't he raise bread?
You just had yeast.
Because he wouldn't know how to do that.
Why wouldn't he know that?
That's pretty basic baking.
Anyway, who hasn't
botched a pan of rolls before?
Rogers,
any word on that kid?
His parents are still here at the station.
No. Tell him to stay calm.
We confirmed he's missing, but...
Nothing to report it this time.
Maybe we should try Baker Farm.
Yeah.
Hopefully we can talk to Ev and
get this whole mess sorted.
Unless it's too soon for you.
Let's just go.
We are definitely trespassing.
Oh, don't worry about that.
Nobody works here.
Besides, this isn't
the place. I can feel it.
Careful, Jimmy.
We don't want to over do it right now.
Hey!
Hold it right there!
[panting]
Come on!
[panting]
Here. Oh!
Geromino!
Oh, gosh!
[panting]
Oh, my gosh!
Okay.
The canyon opens up ahead!
Oh!
Ohhhh, ahhh. - Ok, yeah.
This way!
Oh, yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Oh, dang.
I'm gonna throw up.
[panting]
Wait, was that...? - Yeah, keep going.
Whoa! - You okay?
Here. - Yeah, thanks.
Oh, okay.
Oh. - Ah!
Ben, do your space wizard thing.
Oh, yeah.
Where is it?
Where are you?
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
I think I can open the portal.
If you're gonna do it,
it's kinda now or never.
She's right. It's not taking the bait.
Alright. Ev, I've got an idea. - Oh, yeah?
Alright, you make a break for the
wash, and I will hold her off.
I can't! Just open the portal.
Just trust me, all right?
You can do this. Come on.
Guys, come on! Go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Come on!
[panting]
Come on!
Oh.
Oh my gosh. She's great. Hey, I'm your great. You are great.
Hey, Ev, you're great. You are great.
Oh, she's a keeper, man.
She's a keeper.
Oh, gosh.
Not cool.
So not cool!
What were we supposed to do?
We made a critical decision in a moment of danger.
Anything else? Anything
other than use me as bait.
Oh, we did not use you as bait.
A diversion, maybe.
Well, next time,
You can be the diversion!
I had it handled!
Like hell!
Okay, guys, maybe we should all just take
a big, deep belly breath and
focus on our heart chocolates.
It's chakras. And where were you?
I thought you were supposed to be able to
control these monsters.
Okay, cards on the table.
I may not be the best at this
whole mind hypnosis gig, okay?
Technically, I'm still in training.
What?
That's it.
No more space carrots
because you were useless!
Okay, I need it
Okay, technically, the skundie does expand
your mind, but the power to open up the portal
already exists within you, buddy.
Huh.
Nope. We're taking it to the police.
You're handing it over to them, and we're
gonna let some functioning,
rational adults handle this.
We cannot do that Ev!
If we give that to the gov--
Nope, you're right. I'm sorry.
It's too late.
I trust the government more
more than I trust you right now.
Oh, dang.
Ben!
It was Jimmy Walker
and Everly Baker
and... some other guy.
Where are they?
I don't know.
But I know how to find out.
Ah, great.
Everly.
Taylor.
Officer Kirk, man of the law.
Uh, Jimmy?
Yeah, this is Ben.
He's an alien.
An alien.
From outer space.
I'm a good alien.
Hm.
Great.
Yeah.
Is this a joke?
We all know he started
a fight with you last night,
and now he's dead.
Ok, you know what?
I can explain everything.
Well, then start talking, mister
"I didn't commit murder."
All right, you know what?
Check this out.
Nana, where is it?
Where's what?
Now, hang on, Taylor.
Okay, it was right here on the table.
Oh, that's real classic. That's coming
from a guy that brought a rattlesnake to
school in seventh
grade for show and tell.
Uh, it was sixth grade, and why'd you
have to bring that up?
Because he's still an idiot.
Hahaha. First off, thank you.
Second of all
if I had time to train it,
none of those kids would have--
Quit bickerin'.
We eat off that table!
Now, don't you go thinking
about covering this up, Burt.
I've taken pictures and videos, and if I
should disappear, I've given instructions
for them to be distributed
to the press within 48 hours.
Come on, Claire. It's me.
I have no intention of burying the truth.
Holy shit.
What the hell is that?
This is probably what happened to Gus.
They're aliens.
Yeah,
but this one is new.
It's called the Kamachameleon.
Koggrechekura
Kogg monster.
These things have been running loose all
over town, killing folks,
and maybe trying to destroy humanity as we know it.
Yeah, well, that's not gonna happen.
I mean, we-- we figured out a way to defeat 'em.
There's only two left.
Not bad for a civilian, Jimmy, but
we'll take it from here.
Jimmy,
can I, uh, see you in the other room?
Sure.
Jimmy
Believe it or not, Jimmy, this is not my
first extra-terrestrial rodeo.
You know I knew your
dad growing up, right?
Yep. That makes one of us.
Yeah.
He was a pretty wild guy.
Yeah. So wild he left
and never came back.
About that, Jimmy.
I was there the night your daddy left.
We've got a runner!
[footsteps]
James!
Wait.
Wait!
Maybe he was in the wrong place
at the wrong time, but skipping out on you and
Johnny wasn't fair,
and I'm sorry about that.
But I want to keep Blue River safe.
Yeah.
This town is special.
When I leave this place, I'm gonna make
sure I leave it better than when I found it.
Not for me, but
for my kids and whatnot.
Maybe you should start considering a
world you want to leave for
your little one on the way.
How'd you know about that?
Alright.
Maybe he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
You just
call that the Walker family curse,
I guess.
You should have this.
[laughs]
You're not getting off that easy.
Mm.
Hello?
Shelly?
Hello?
Shelly?
Hold it right there!
Are y'all aliens?
And what if we are?
Elsa.
Look, of course we ain't.
Okay.
What do you want?
Ice cream.
Oh, we've got that.
Um, but our fry cook
was eaten probably by a monster.
Earl?
Carl.
Oh, Carl.
What'd the critter look like?
What do you want?
I'm looking for Jimmy.
You kidding? He doesn't work here!
Do you guys think he works here?
Hey, what's it to you?
Well, it's Saturday. So if he's not
here, he's probably at Nana's.
Elsa, baby.
Bo?
Bo!
What have you got yourself mixed up in?
None of your business.
Well, Johnny and Melanie are here.
And I done reckon there's only one
other place they could be.
You done reckon?
Do you hear yourself?
What do you mean?
I don't know what I expected
from a guy named Bo Leecher.
Well, you get the truth.
'Cause I'm a straight shooter.
That's why they call me Bo.
Wait, isn't Bo spelled B-E-A-U?
What?
Those are all the wrong letters. It's Bo.
B-O.
Like a bow and arrow.
Oh, dear, Lord.
Hey. Well,
wait a minute. Hey, wait!
Wait!
I know where they done gone!
I mean, I-- I told him everything,
and that's what he said.
Fine.
Look, I
I know that this is not ideal, but
I do. I want to see this thing through.
And yes,
I have, sometimes,
in the past, been a little reckless.
Sometimes?
In the past?
In the past.
And--
- this afternoon.
Last night, too, maybe.
Look, the-- the point, the point is--
is that I know what it's like...
I know what it's like to grow up with--
a dad that you can't depend on.
And I just don't want that for our kid.
I don't either.
I'm just...
scared.
out of my mind about
this whole mom thing.
I mean, did you know that babies drink
their own pee in uterus?
Oh, I did not know that.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm glad that I do, but...
Look, I...
I want to be here to
support you through all of this.
Uterus,
pee and all.
It's disgusting.
Oh, it's so disgusting.
Hey, um...
I'm sorry...
that I almost left town.
without talking to you about it.
I get it.
I know why you did.
[sigh]
What?
Just, um, ok--
Shh, sh, sh, sh. [laughs]
Hello, baby.
[laughs]
It's me.
Your dad.
I just want you to know that I will never
put you and your mama
in harm's way again.
You can't promise that.
But I can try. [laughs]
Also, your mama's a super hot badass.
You should grow up just like her.
Okay, bye.
And you should follow your dreams.
And Ev, I don't--
I don't want you to have to worry about this
alien invasion mess.
Well...
Takes two to tango.
That can't be right.
Is that right?
Mm-hmm.
Two. - Two.
[barking]
[sigh]
You seen Rogers or Nana?
Oh, I haven't seen her for a minute.
That woman.
Where's Rogers?
I thought he was with you.
Look, I think they're here.
They?
Yeah, the Kogg-zillas.
[sigh]
[barking]
Come on, come here.
Come on.
Stay.
We should circle around the
back and meet up on the far side?
Sounds good.
We'll go left,
You guys go right.
you and Ben go right,
Everly and I go left.
Perfect.
Got that?
Yeah.
You and me, Officer Kirk.
[sigh]
Let's go.
[panting]
[gasp]
Oh! Rogers, thank the lord.
Shh.
Wait!
What?
You can't just kill it.
Or you- you- you're gonna make it worse.
You gotta, like, stun it or--
This is so stupid.
Where's freakin' Ben when you need him?
Here.
Okay.
Jimmy?
I don't-- I don't know.
Uh, guys?
Are you sure you just
don't want to shoot him?
Hang on.
Jimmy!
Ahh!
Oh no, mama's coming.
Jimmy, what's happening?
I don't-- I don't know.
Maybe-- maybe the portal can't open in here.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's just the warning shot.
Look out!
Rogers, we gotta go!
We gotta go!
[screaming]
Go, go, go, go, get out of the way!
No! - Rogers, run!
That's how it's done!
Don't worry, Ev, I'll protect you.
[screaming]
Don't shoot them!
What, are you like a monster
activist now or something?
Did you find Nana? - Not yet.
Listen, dingus, every
time you kill one of them,
they shoot off spores and
it makes the others stronger.
Don't worry, Jimmy, don't you think I'm a
little bit more trained
than you are in combat scenarios?
You want a combat scenario?
I would have loved nothing more!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
De-escalate now.
You were trained to do that too.
Guys.
The Kogg.
I don't hear 'em.
Oh, hell no.
Run!
[growl]
Seriously, the cornfield?
Go, go! [grunts]
[panting]
This isn't good.
I know.
I know, but look, we can still stop it if
I can just open the...
Everly, you okay?
Shhhh!
Idiot.
[panting]
[gasp] What?
No, Jimmy--
[panting]
Jimmy Walker!
Critters!
Hand over the stone!
Not a chance!
Fine, then the old lady dies.
Nana!
Wait a minute, folks!
We can all come to a- a-
a reasonable solution here.
Let her go!
She's bluffing.
I can feel it.
So go ahead, sugar.
Make my day.
Nana!
You don't understand.
This is the only thing
that can stop these aliens.
Stop the aliens?
Oh, I'm not here to stop them.
I'm here to deliver them.
What?
Those are what got Gus.
Nothing gets by you.
But you said...
But--
Ah, screw this!
Ah, Gina, I knew you were
rotten from the beginning.
Bo, look out!
Because of you, my brother's dead! - Bo!
Look out!
You know, I still don't know why
you think that's my problem. - Bo!
Because of this.
Bo, behind you!
[panting]
Geromino!
[screaming]
Walker, you have to the count of three.
And then the old lady meets her maker.
Jimmy, just give her the stone!
You don't get it, Kirk!
Jimmy, think!
Maybe Kirk's right?
We have to get Nana.
One.
Jimmy, wait!
We can't risk Nana's life!
Jimmy, come back!
Hey!
[gasping]
Hey!
Ugly!
Ahhh!
Rogers!
Rogers no!
Come on, you son of a bitch!
[screaming]
Not so fast, Ben.
No!
Stop!
Don't do this!
Two!
It's already done.
Three!
Nana!
[grunts]
Oh.
Nana.
Nana, go!
Get away from her, you bitch!
Ev, no, no!
No!
[gasping]
Jimmy!
No!
No, no, no!
I have a first aid kit!
Jimmy!
No, no, no.
Okay, okay.
Jimmy?
Rogers, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.
We need you.
Come on, yeah.
Listen, now, Jimmy...
You have to listen.
Yeah, you need to stop.
Don't be like...
Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know."
Wait, no, no Rogers, no, no, stay here.
No.
Don't go!
No, no, no, no, no!
Jimmy!
No!
Ah!
No!
Jimmy!
Jimmy, wait!
You!
She was an alien just like you.
I know, I know.
Explain that.
Okay, but you- you gotta be
cool right now, okay? Everything
Everything is cool.
Is it?
She's, uh...
She's...
my mom.
Yeah.
Nope!
Yeah.
You lied!
You are a
bad alien!
No, no, I'm not, okay? Look--
How do you know so much
about the kogg monsters?
How do you know so much about
all of this?
Okay, I am gonna be so
straight with you, okay?
So a lot of people on my planet, they're
pretty hell-bent on...
galactic domination, annihilating human
life, you know, stuff like that.
So the Koggs are what?
They're what?
They're-- they're-- they're just a weapon?
Your people's weapon?
Well, we engineered them, and she can
control them with her mind.
I've heard enough!
Jimmy, that's not me!
She's your mom!
It's your family!
I know, I know!
And that's why I came here.
To stop 'em,
alright?
Oh!
[laughs]
I'm sorry, I'm just
I'm having a really hard time
believing you right now.
Jimmy!
Jimmy, wait!
Did you bring a blanket?
Mm, hmm.
You brought a blanket... [laughs]
Ev, no! No!
Wait, where are you going?
We've got a runner!
Do you even know what
it takes to raise a kid?
Yeah, little bibs and tiny socks.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Dammit, Jimmy!
She's a keeper, man.
She's a keeper.
I'll be back soon, okay?
Promise.
Hey!
Somebody...
Somebody out there?
James!
Wait!
Hello?
Dad?
Jimmy?
What the f-
Where are we?
Beyond.
Woah.
Yeah.
Like, woah.
Is this...
Real?
Yeah.
I don't have all the answers, but...
Hey, Jimmy.
Things got a little crazy back on Earth.
I stole some stuff and I was on the run,
but I had a chance to
go into the beyond
into Alien Country.
So I left Earth behind.
You left me.
I know.
And Johnny.
I know.
But look at this.
This is the secret of the universe.
There's a whole galaxy out there.
If you're ready.
I have a girlfriend.
Not a big deal.
And a kid on the way.
Okay.
That's a risk.
But maybe...
in time he'll understand.
No.
No?
I have to stop 'em.
Stop who?
The alien in-invasion.
Look, my girlfriend,
she went through a portal
and I don't know if she's
alive and there's this crazy
alien lady that wants
to destroy everything!
Alien lady?
Yeah.
Yeah, she's some dude's mom.
He speaks really good English though.
Hey Jim, you uh,
You tripping out right now?
[echoes]
[sigh]
Hey!
You hitchhiking?
No.
Oh, really?
'Cause it kinda looks like you're hitchhiking.
Okay.
Where to?
The epicenter of the energy vortex
where space and time collide.
Tight.
Yeah.
Let's stop by the bar first.
Hey man,
are we cool?
Yeah.
Good.
I think I saw my dad.
What?
Yeah,
skundies.
They're a trip, huh?
Jimmy,
if you are not enough
without the skundie,
you're never gonna be enough
with the skundie.
Okay.
Mm-kay.
Are you sure Ev's alive?
Yes.
How do you even know that?
I just know.
Guys, I think it goes
without saying, I'm sorry.
No.
Feel free to say it.
Alright.
I'm sorry.
I acted like an idiot.
And?
And I was irresponsible.
I should have listened to you guys.
And I messed up.
And now, Everly's...
and Rogers--
Alright, before you go
get all emotional about it,
I also realized that it wasn't
entirely
all your fault.
Yeah, that's fine.
But, before we go to war with you,
we need to get a couple things straight.
Mmhmm.
Babe.
We need to know that
you're not gonna go rogue on us,
and that we're gonna be able to work
together on this as a team.
Alright.
And, don't be a big baby about it.
Okay.
So what's the deal with
the crazy alien lady then?
Okay, guys,
full transparency.
She's got a stone on her planet, and
she's planning on sending
a crap load of Koggs over here to get the
stone that Jimmy's got.
Alright, the carrot maker thingy.
Yeah, more or less.
The point is, if she
merges the stones together,
she can go back and forth
between worlds at her leisure...
and basically destroy
everything on the planet.
Yeah.
Uh, side note, uh,
she's my mom.
Wait, I'm sorry, what?
She's your mom?
Yeah, I should have led with that first.
I am--
I'm sorry.
Okay, it's a thing.
We've been over it.
Let's move on.
Okay, so what is the plan?
We strike first.
Yes, we open the portal, we cross over,
and we get the stone from her.
Ideally, before Blue River is overrun by
monsters and earth is destroyed.
It'll be fine.
Right, but the moment we open the
Einstein-Rosen Bridge,
won't you just send more critters here?
Yes, which is why we need to strike from
a defensive position.
Ben and I will cross
over and save Everly.
We'll figure out a way to stop his mom
from merging the stones
while you guys stay here,
and you hold off El Cucaracha.
Koggrechekura
Just call them the Kogg monsters.
I like that. - Way easier.
Nice.
And how do we hold them off?
Blue River style.
Looks like she's got one more
battle left in her after all.
Let's kick some-- - She sure does--
- Uh Oh, I'm sorry.
- No you-- - Oh
You go.
Yeah.
Let's kick some alien ass.
Oh, well,
the bad aliens.
Oh, for sure.
Not the good ones. - No, for sure.
No, I got you. I got you.
The bad aliens.
Let's kick them.
Exactly.
I'm down.
Yes.
Yeah.
Going down.
All right, so--
Let's kill 'em. - Great.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Right this way. - Yeah, yeah.
The door's over here.
Yeah, it's fine.
I'll jump in the back.
You can't-- we welded that side shut.
[gasp]
[gasping] - Ev, no!
No!
Nana, go!
Hello?
Perfect.
[gasp]
Sure.
You wanna sing in
Talent Searchlight USA?
You can do it, Ev,
the universe is on your side.
And now...
you're on the other side
of the universe.
Just
communicate with Jimmy.
He loves you.
Then why isn't he stuck in a cave with
a bunch of creepy glowy,
glowy,
creepy thingies.
Well?
Officer Kirk,
man of the law.
Glad you made it.
Yeah, I sure did.
So, what's this I hear about a standoff?
Hey, you didn't tell me we could put
antlers and stuff on it.
Oh, girl, you looked fine.
I'm glad you made it too.
Carl was a half decent fry cook.
Around here that's worth killing for.
Intense.
Okay.
[gasp]
Oh.
Okay.
[panting]
[gasps]
Okay, guys, the moment the portal opens,
she's gonna send a bunch of Kogg through.
Let's do this!
Here they come!
It's game time!
Bring it on, mom.
[laughs]
Go! Whoo! Three o'clock! Three o'clock!
Yeah, baby!
Whoo!
Come on and dance, you alien scum!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
That one right there! Give that one!
Oh, I got this!
Yahhhawwww!
Jimmy, that way, that
way, that way, that way!
Jimmy, come on, get him! - Uhhh.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
I'm gonna hit him, I'm gonna
hit him, I'm gonna hit him. Oh!
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, I ran over that guy.
That was awesome.
Oh good.
[laughs]
Whoo!
This is the greatest day of my life!
12, 13, nope, 12.
Let's go, whoo!
Whoo!
Right there, right there, right there!
No, no, no, on your left, over there!
Hey, hey, you gotta clear a path!
Jimmy! Get to the portal!
All right, he's just---
Oh, shit.
All right, I'm gonna start shaking.
Oh!
Ah!
Okay, okay.
[panting]
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I
got it, I got it, I got
it, I got it, I got it,
I got it, I got it.
Whoa!
I don't got it, I don't got it, I don't
got it, I don't got it.
Ah!
I got it, I got it!
Okay.
Ah!
[grunts]
Ah! I didn't get it.
Yeah.
Yeah!
[gasps]
Oh!
There's my opening.
[grunts]
Whoa!
Oh!
[laughs]
Go get her, bro!
Man of the law!
It's a Koggzilla!
Uhhh...
The portal is closing!
Jimmy, go, go, go!
Punch it, Jimmy, punch it!
He's not gonna make it!
They're not gonna make it.
They're not gonna make it!
Nope.
Oh, we're not gonna make it!
Ten bucks he makes it.
For 'merica.
[grunts]
Stay back!
[grunts]
[laughs]
Oh!
Ha! Oh! Ahh!
Ha!
Ahh!
Whoo!
Yeah!
Whoo!
Ah, son of a--
[sighs]
Oh, baby!
Godspeed, brother.
The rest is up to Jimmy now.
Very resourceful.
[sighs]
Jimmy?
Jimmy!
Oh, my God.
Oh!
Are you okay? Yeah?
Oh, yeah, how's the baby? Good?
Um,
fine, I guess.
I mean, it's only been a couple weeks. - Good point.
That's a good point.
How-how did you get here?
The portal.
This Kogg almost came though
but we held him off.
Not for long, Walker!
Ah, ah.
As long as I have the st--
[stutters]
Oh, she's gone.
Jeez.
Okay, fine.
Let's skip the foreplay.
Get right to the part
where I invade your planet.
You're making a big mistake!
Oh, am I? How's that?
Alora!
Alora.
James?
I thought her name was Gina?
Maybe that's like her Earth name.
And Alora's like her name-name.
What are you doing here?
Alora, you have to stop.
It's too late for that.
I may have thrown away any chance to make
Earth a better place,
but these kids are better than me.
That doesn't change what you did.
You think your own son is
fighting for my home planet.
Doesn't that mean anything to you?
Says the model father.
Wait!
Stop!
We will never give you the stone!
Then I'll take it when you're dead!
We fought off your monsters
before, we'll do it again!
Yeah, but for how long?
Jimmy, she's right.
I was underground and I saw hundreds,
maybe thousands of them.
All right, you get to the portal.
Jimmy, we have to get that stone.
I'll handle it.
That portal could collapse any second.
Yeah, and you'll get stuck here.
Doesn't matter.
You get our baby back to Earth.
And I'll get the other stone.
All right, it takes two to tango.
Alufa!
I will give you one last chance.
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
Everly!
Oh my gosh, you're alive!
Lady with a baby coming through!
She's not even showing.
Stone!
Stone, I need the stone!
What the--
Jimmy!
Catch!
Stone, I need the stone! Stone, stone, stone, stone!
[scream]
I love you.
Everly?
Jimmy, you look like you just opened a
vortex beyond space and time.
Yeah, maybe.
Tight.
You all right?
Yeah, we did it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
We really did it.
Nana! - You're alive!
Hey!
What did I tell you about leaving town
without telling your friends?
Sorry, Mel.
What a night.
Okay, that's fair.
A lot has changed around
here in the past few years.
Is that--
Johnny, there's somebody you should meet.
I've been waiting a
long time to see you boys.
[growl]
Battle position!
Everly!
Oh!
[growl]
For 'merica.
You-- you okay?
You all right?
- Jimmy I thought you said
getting in a derby car with a baby
was a recipe for disaster?
I wasn't about to let you skip out
on raising your kid that easily.
Oh, yeah.
I would not miss out on poopy diapers
atr 4 am for the world.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Or the entire galaxy, evidently.
I'm so proud of you boys.
So where have you been?
About as far away from
here as you can imagine.
What took you so long?
I wanted to get here earlier,
but over time I had other responsibilities.
Like what?
Your half-brother.
Johnny's been here the whole time.
Oh, no.
Your other half-brother.
Ben.
Ew!
What?
Seriously?
Okay, really didn't see that coming.
No, that all makes sense now.
Does it, though?
The family's all back together again, guys.
Now look, I know
I wasn't the
best father figure.
Well, I guess you
could be a decent grandpa.
Yeah... there's a lot going on around here.
Nah.
Nothin' ever really happens in this town.
You may now kiss the bride.
Whoo!
[cheers]
After tonight, I'm
really going to miss you guys.
Hey, when do you have to be back there
for all the competition stuff?
Well, I'm not supposed to say, but...
Someone might be in the finals.
I am not surprised.
But don't worry, we'll be
coming back to Blue River soon.
Oh, you bet your booty you're gonna,
'cause your little one
needs to meet their aunt and uncle.
And cousin.
[laughter]
Well, we need to make sure that you guys
are keeping this place safe for future
generations of little monsters.
Everly Jane... Walker.
Congratulations, you two.
Evenin', Taylor.
I believe he is Sheriff Kirk to us now.
Man of the law.
Oh, shh! Everybody! Everly is on TV.
Everyone, it's on, it's on!
Hi, I'm Everly Baker. I'm from a small
town called Blue River.
I found out I was pregnant, and then my
town got invaded by
aliens, so I left town.
I mean, but we saved the
town from the aliens, but...
After I saved the town from the aliens, I
still wanted to be a singer, and that's
why I'm so excited to be
here on Talent Searchlight USA.
[laughs] I mean, after fighting aliens pregnant,
I figured I can do anything, so...
If I'm gonna be a singer,
it's now or never.
I wanna say "Hi" to Nana and everyone back home.
Hi, Nana!
[laughs]
Tune in this Thursday to watch
watch Everly live on Talent Searchlight USA.
Blue River's own Everly Walker!
Everyone!
Zombies! We're being invaded!
[screams]
Zombies this far north?
Ah, figures.
Babe, we might be late.
Oh, horseshit!
Okay, you guys get out of here, we'll cover you.
Don't worry. We got this.
Is this your plan?
No, but I wish it was.
Gosh, I love you.
I love you too.
Let's do this.
Yeah. - Let's go!
Go, go, go, go, go! Johnny, you got us?
Go!
Go, baby, go, baby, baby, baby!
Bye, guys! Have fun!
Yeah!
Party time!