WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03.045 --> 00:00:06.507 [drum beat bellowing] 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:28.612 --> 00:00:31.657 [audience cheering] 5 00:00:36.328 --> 00:00:38.330 [audience applauding] 6 00:00:42.668 --> 00:00:44.920 [Moses] Novak takes a devastating blow to the jaw 7 00:00:45.087 --> 00:00:46.046 from Calypso 8 00:00:46.213 --> 00:00:47.506 and he is down. 9 00:00:48.048 --> 00:00:49.884 [Samson] Three minutes left in the round, 10 00:00:50.050 --> 00:00:53.512 and Calypso is coming in for the kill, 11 00:00:53.679 --> 00:00:54.930 and this could be... 12 00:00:55.097 --> 00:00:56.640 [Calypso growling] 13 00:00:58.893 --> 00:01:00.978 [Calypso growling] 14 00:01:01.145 --> 00:01:02.730 Novak, with the evasive maneuver! 15 00:01:02.897 --> 00:01:04.857 [Calypso growling] 16 00:01:08.152 --> 00:01:09.695 [Calypso grunting] 17 00:01:09.862 --> 00:01:11.113 Oh! [laughs] 18 00:01:11.280 --> 00:01:12.323 [Novak shouts] 19 00:01:13.532 --> 00:01:15.034 Let's go, you Nazi piece of shit. 20 00:01:15.201 --> 00:01:17.119 I've never seen a comeback like that 21 00:01:17.286 --> 00:01:20.664 since Pretty Boy beat the Kamikaze Twins back in 2038. 22 00:01:20.831 --> 00:01:22.792 [upbeat dance music playing] 23 00:01:22.958 --> 00:01:25.461 [audience cheering] 24 00:01:27.004 --> 00:01:29.256 [Calypso growling] 25 00:01:29.423 --> 00:01:31.467 ♪ 26 00:01:32.968 --> 00:01:34.053 [man whoops] 27 00:01:36.305 --> 00:01:39.058 [Calypso grunting] 28 00:01:53.948 --> 00:01:56.075 [audience cheering] 29 00:01:57.284 --> 00:01:59.370 -I'm free! -Wow! 30 00:02:04.166 --> 00:02:07.002 [Cutie Pie giggling] 31 00:02:15.386 --> 00:02:16.762 [Novak grunts] 32 00:02:18.597 --> 00:02:20.641 [Samson laughing] 33 00:02:21.559 --> 00:02:22.893 [Cutie Pie giggling] 34 00:02:23.060 --> 00:02:25.145 Cutie Pie back for the kill. 35 00:02:26.647 --> 00:02:30.776 [Cutie Pie giggling] 36 00:02:34.572 --> 00:02:36.031 I tell you Samson, 37 00:02:36.198 --> 00:02:38.492 I haven't seen bloodlust like this since Season 10, 38 00:02:38.659 --> 00:02:40.619 when Thrustkill won eight consecutive matches 39 00:02:40.786 --> 00:02:42.246 without a single scratch. 40 00:02:47.001 --> 00:02:48.544 You remember Thrustkill, right? 41 00:02:49.378 --> 00:02:52.756 I had every Thrustkill poster on my wall growing up. 42 00:02:52.923 --> 00:02:55.175 I sold my son's Thrustkill action figures on eBay 43 00:02:55.342 --> 00:02:56.719 for ten Bitcoins when he died. 44 00:02:56.886 --> 00:02:59.763 I fucked Thrustkill in 2030 after a match. 45 00:02:59.930 --> 00:03:01.098 Best sex I ever had. 46 00:03:01.265 --> 00:03:02.391 You know what, where's Cutie Pie? 47 00:03:02.558 --> 00:03:03.559 I like Cutie Pie-- 48 00:03:03.726 --> 00:03:05.269 Cutie Pie, if you see this, 49 00:03:05.436 --> 00:03:08.022 I have a fantastic sponsorship opportunity for you. 50 00:03:08.188 --> 00:03:09.815 No, sir, I don't think this is the time or place. 51 00:03:09.982 --> 00:03:11.817 [overlapping talking] 52 00:03:11.984 --> 00:03:13.444 Tune in next week 53 00:03:13.611 --> 00:03:15.362 for a fresh batch of institutionalized gladiators 54 00:03:15.529 --> 00:03:16.614 fighting for their freedom, 55 00:03:16.780 --> 00:03:18.282 and place your bets at... 56 00:03:18.449 --> 00:03:19.909 [both] ...Arena Wars. 57 00:03:20.075 --> 00:03:21.869 Bam. [chuckles] 58 00:03:22.036 --> 00:03:24.538 [dramatic music playing] 59 00:03:28.500 --> 00:03:29.627 Thrustkill. 60 00:03:30.586 --> 00:03:32.379 Those were the days, huh, Gideon? 61 00:03:33.589 --> 00:03:35.633 People are losing their bloodlust. 62 00:03:36.091 --> 00:03:37.718 Yeah, but we still do 63 00:03:37.885 --> 00:03:40.387 exceedingly well in syndication. 64 00:03:40.554 --> 00:03:42.556 Syndication-based crypto [indistinct]. 65 00:03:43.223 --> 00:03:45.392 Keeps the brand alive, but doesn't grow it. 66 00:03:45.935 --> 00:03:48.437 How can we make death exciting to the masses again? 67 00:03:49.188 --> 00:03:51.899 We could do audience participation. 68 00:03:53.233 --> 00:03:54.735 Too many lawsuits. 69 00:03:54.902 --> 00:03:57.321 Thrustkill had a knack for living up to his name. 70 00:03:57.780 --> 00:03:59.198 Which is why we... 71 00:04:01.742 --> 00:04:03.702 [sighs] I don't know, Gideon. 72 00:04:04.495 --> 00:04:05.746 There has to be a way. 73 00:04:06.664 --> 00:04:08.707 How do we win back the audience? 74 00:04:12.294 --> 00:04:15.172 [ominous melody building] 75 00:04:35.442 --> 00:04:36.568 Lights out, Bender. 76 00:04:37.361 --> 00:04:39.405 [electric buzzing] 77 00:04:48.580 --> 00:04:50.916 [pensive music playing] 78 00:04:58.549 --> 00:05:00.342 [indistinct] 79 00:05:01.135 --> 00:05:03.012 [laughter echoes] 80 00:05:08.726 --> 00:05:10.686 Mr. Luke Bender. 81 00:05:12.479 --> 00:05:15.983 You've served 10 years of a 200-year sentence. 82 00:05:16.150 --> 00:05:17.776 Tell me, Mr. Bender, do you-- 83 00:05:17.943 --> 00:05:20.070 do you feel that you've been rehabilitated? 84 00:05:21.030 --> 00:05:23.032 Define rehabilitated. 85 00:05:23.198 --> 00:05:25.034 Rehabilitation could be defined 86 00:05:25.200 --> 00:05:28.495 as the restoration of a person 87 00:05:28.662 --> 00:05:32.041 back to health, or a normal life, 88 00:05:32.207 --> 00:05:33.709 by training or therapy. 89 00:05:35.419 --> 00:05:36.503 Therapy. 90 00:05:37.671 --> 00:05:39.089 You've received therapy here 91 00:05:39.256 --> 00:05:41.258 from Staff Psychiatrist Dr. Nelson, correct? 92 00:05:41.759 --> 00:05:44.845 If being called a piece of shit for an hour 93 00:05:45.012 --> 00:05:47.222 and punching a wall all night is 94 00:05:47.389 --> 00:05:50.142 what you would call therapy, then, yeah. 95 00:05:51.226 --> 00:05:53.020 Consider me rehabilitated. 96 00:05:53.187 --> 00:05:55.022 You're having violent outbursts? 97 00:05:55.189 --> 00:05:57.608 [tense music playing] 98 00:05:59.568 --> 00:06:00.694 [knuckles cracking] 99 00:06:02.446 --> 00:06:03.739 What do you think? 100 00:06:04.281 --> 00:06:05.491 Again, 101 00:06:05.657 --> 00:06:07.993 do you consider yourself rehabilitated? 102 00:06:10.496 --> 00:06:11.830 That answers that. 103 00:06:12.664 --> 00:06:14.083 Um-- [clears throat] 104 00:06:14.541 --> 00:06:15.793 That's unfortunate. 105 00:06:15.959 --> 00:06:17.377 We have a new rehabilitation program 106 00:06:17.544 --> 00:06:18.962 we could have offered you. 107 00:06:19.129 --> 00:06:21.840 Mr. Simmons, could you escort Mr. Bender out 108 00:06:22.007 --> 00:06:23.425 and bring in the next person, please, thank you. 109 00:06:23.592 --> 00:06:24.718 Copy that. 110 00:06:24.885 --> 00:06:26.762 [pensive music playing] 111 00:06:26.929 --> 00:06:29.389 [banging] 112 00:06:34.103 --> 00:06:35.854 [panting] 113 00:06:36.021 --> 00:06:38.816 [device ringing] 114 00:06:38.982 --> 00:06:40.609 [Luke breathing heavily] 115 00:06:40.776 --> 00:06:41.860 [guard] Yo, Bender. 116 00:06:43.153 --> 00:06:44.446 Got an incoming transmission. 117 00:06:45.030 --> 00:06:46.115 Secure line. 118 00:06:46.865 --> 00:06:47.908 Patch it in. 119 00:06:49.201 --> 00:06:50.327 -[device beeps] -[guard] Patching in. 120 00:06:58.627 --> 00:06:59.837 Good morning, Luke. 121 00:07:00.003 --> 00:07:01.046 Good morning. 122 00:07:02.840 --> 00:07:05.801 Taking your frustrations out on the wall again, I see. 123 00:07:11.306 --> 00:07:12.683 It'll work for now. 124 00:07:13.642 --> 00:07:15.936 How'd that parole hearing go? 125 00:07:16.895 --> 00:07:17.980 Botched. 126 00:07:19.189 --> 00:07:20.232 Intentionally. 127 00:07:20.774 --> 00:07:22.067 Mm, good. 128 00:07:22.234 --> 00:07:24.194 Still got that sense of duty. 129 00:07:24.820 --> 00:07:25.988 That's why they picked me. 130 00:07:27.656 --> 00:07:28.740 How's Arianna? 131 00:07:30.159 --> 00:07:31.743 You know that's off-limits. 132 00:07:34.788 --> 00:07:35.873 Yeah, I know. 133 00:07:36.456 --> 00:07:38.041 Thought I'd try to catch you off-guard. 134 00:07:38.792 --> 00:07:41.170 I'll tell you when we're on speaking terms again. 135 00:07:41.753 --> 00:07:43.005 We had a falling out. 136 00:07:45.591 --> 00:07:46.758 She'll get over it. 137 00:07:48.844 --> 00:07:49.970 Thank you. 138 00:07:51.263 --> 00:07:52.347 Take care, Luke. 139 00:08:01.940 --> 00:08:04.443 [parole officer] Mr. Arturo Perez. 140 00:08:05.652 --> 00:08:09.114 You've served 15 years of a life sentence. 141 00:08:09.573 --> 00:08:14.244 Tell me, Mr. Perez, do you feel that you've been rehabilitated? 142 00:08:14.411 --> 00:08:15.787 Would you prefer that I... 143 00:08:16.914 --> 00:08:18.248 feign humility... 144 00:08:22.419 --> 00:08:23.587 or do you want the truth? 145 00:08:24.046 --> 00:08:27.507 You've been found guilty on 57 counts of murder. 146 00:08:31.303 --> 00:08:33.472 -[Perez chortles] -Um... 147 00:08:34.473 --> 00:08:36.725 Mr. Perez, your plea bargain 148 00:08:36.892 --> 00:08:38.685 has been expunged. 149 00:08:38.852 --> 00:08:40.687 Your sentence, upgraded. 150 00:08:41.146 --> 00:08:43.815 Ever hear of the Arena Wars, Arturo? 151 00:08:44.650 --> 00:08:46.568 Contestants are all hand-picked from death row, 152 00:08:46.735 --> 00:08:48.111 which qualifies you. 153 00:08:48.278 --> 00:08:50.322 Their scouts sent over a psychological profile. 154 00:08:50.906 --> 00:08:52.616 You're exactly what they're looking for. 155 00:08:53.742 --> 00:08:55.702 [parole officer] This could be a way out, Mr. Arturo. 156 00:08:57.246 --> 00:08:59.706 [electric buzzing] 157 00:08:59.873 --> 00:09:03.669 [gloomy melody playing] 158 00:09:25.524 --> 00:09:28.193 [indistinct talking and laughter echoes] 159 00:09:28.944 --> 00:09:30.070 [Luke sighs] 160 00:09:33.490 --> 00:09:35.993 [ominous music booms] 161 00:09:37.369 --> 00:09:38.787 One, two, three, four, 162 00:09:38.954 --> 00:09:40.872 five, six, seven, eight, 163 00:09:41.039 --> 00:09:42.332 nine and 10. 164 00:09:43.500 --> 00:09:44.710 Toes on the line! 165 00:09:46.461 --> 00:09:47.963 You are here 166 00:09:48.130 --> 00:09:51.091 because life chewed you up, 167 00:09:51.258 --> 00:09:52.342 spit you out... 168 00:09:53.260 --> 00:09:56.138 and then lapped your sorry asses up off the floor. 169 00:09:56.596 --> 00:09:58.140 The parole board 170 00:09:58.307 --> 00:09:59.975 has offered you a ticket out. 171 00:10:00.934 --> 00:10:02.102 Win Arena Wars... 172 00:10:03.020 --> 00:10:04.104 win your freedom. 173 00:10:04.896 --> 00:10:06.356 Seven arenas 174 00:10:06.523 --> 00:10:09.985 with seven of the most vicious killers 175 00:10:10.152 --> 00:10:12.237 the world has seen in the last decade. 176 00:10:12.404 --> 00:10:14.531 Didn't know we signed up for a goddamn stand-up show, too. 177 00:10:14.698 --> 00:10:15.824 [man laughing] 178 00:10:15.991 --> 00:10:17.075 [Boggs] I'm dead serious, people. 179 00:10:17.826 --> 00:10:18.910 I've been in there. 180 00:10:19.953 --> 00:10:22.205 Caught myself a 100-year stint 181 00:10:22.372 --> 00:10:23.832 the day I came home on leave. 182 00:10:23.999 --> 00:10:25.667 Found my wife banging the neighbor. 183 00:10:26.251 --> 00:10:28.503 Next thing you know, double homicide. 184 00:10:28.962 --> 00:10:30.881 What can you do? It builds character. 185 00:10:31.340 --> 00:10:32.883 Die in the arena... 186 00:10:34.343 --> 00:10:36.219 and it's a lot more glamorous 187 00:10:36.386 --> 00:10:38.305 than that shit they're going to put in your veins. 188 00:10:38.472 --> 00:10:39.514 But... 189 00:10:40.223 --> 00:10:42.059 you make it out alive, 190 00:10:42.225 --> 00:10:43.268 you get to go home. 191 00:10:43.894 --> 00:10:45.145 Any questions? 192 00:10:45.896 --> 00:10:47.147 What about weapons? 193 00:10:48.815 --> 00:10:49.900 [Boggs] Your feet. 194 00:10:51.109 --> 00:10:52.194 Your hands. 195 00:10:52.361 --> 00:10:55.030 And most importantly, your head. 196 00:10:55.906 --> 00:10:57.616 You go in as a group, 197 00:10:57.783 --> 00:11:00.744 and you fight as a group. 198 00:11:01.828 --> 00:11:05.123 You go in rogue, you're going to get shredded. 199 00:11:05.832 --> 00:11:07.250 Sounds impossible. 200 00:11:07.417 --> 00:11:08.585 [man] Can't be a fair fight with these guys 201 00:11:08.752 --> 00:11:10.253 without a weapon. 202 00:11:10.420 --> 00:11:12.798 That's what I used to think, until I actually did it. 203 00:11:14.174 --> 00:11:15.258 I made it out... 204 00:11:16.218 --> 00:11:17.302 and so can you. 205 00:11:18.261 --> 00:11:20.555 Welcome to Arena Wars. 206 00:11:20.722 --> 00:11:23.058 [suspenseful music playing] 207 00:11:28.063 --> 00:11:30.273 [upbeat rock melody playing] 208 00:11:46.081 --> 00:11:49.084 Welcome to the next exciting episode of... 209 00:11:49.251 --> 00:11:51.044 [both] ...Arena Wars. 210 00:11:51.211 --> 00:11:53.547 I'm your host, Stephen Samson, 211 00:11:53.713 --> 00:11:56.591 and with me, as always, is the ever-exciting, 212 00:11:56.758 --> 00:11:58.135 ever-single, 213 00:11:58.301 --> 00:11:59.845 former heavyweight champion of the world, 214 00:12:00.011 --> 00:12:02.722 Joe Moses Johnson. 215 00:12:02.889 --> 00:12:04.057 Thank you, Samson. 216 00:12:04.516 --> 00:12:05.767 [audience cheering] 217 00:12:06.935 --> 00:12:08.437 And with that, 218 00:12:08.603 --> 00:12:11.481 let's meet our new round of Arena Wars gladiators, 219 00:12:11.648 --> 00:12:14.276 fresh from the most high-security 220 00:12:14.443 --> 00:12:16.903 supermax prisons from around the world. 221 00:12:18.572 --> 00:12:19.906 Nero. 222 00:12:20.073 --> 00:12:21.324 [Moses] This smooth criminal comes to us 223 00:12:21.491 --> 00:12:22.993 straight from Guantanamo Bay. 224 00:12:23.160 --> 00:12:26.037 Serving a 250,000-year sentence 225 00:12:26.204 --> 00:12:27.747 for the 2040 murder 226 00:12:27.914 --> 00:12:29.499 of the entire U.N., 227 00:12:29.666 --> 00:12:31.251 and a far more serious offense 228 00:12:31.418 --> 00:12:34.004 of not filing his taxes in 2028. 229 00:12:34.171 --> 00:12:35.922 [laughing] I've been through that. 230 00:12:36.089 --> 00:12:37.257 Me too. 231 00:12:37.799 --> 00:12:40.802 [audience applauding] 232 00:12:42.220 --> 00:12:43.805 Counter-Strike! 233 00:12:43.972 --> 00:12:46.391 Plucked straight from Olasia prison in Saudi Arabia, 234 00:12:46.558 --> 00:12:48.727 this unique war criminal not only has 235 00:12:48.894 --> 00:12:50.937 one of the world's highest recorded IQs, 236 00:12:51.104 --> 00:12:53.815 but developed a suit that harvests the adrenaline 237 00:12:53.982 --> 00:12:55.108 in his own body 238 00:12:55.275 --> 00:12:57.277 and recycles it back to his body. 239 00:12:57.444 --> 00:12:58.945 Where the heck can I get one of those? 240 00:12:59.112 --> 00:13:01.990 -We got 'em at Walmart. -[audience laughing] 241 00:13:02.157 --> 00:13:03.575 Meat Wagon! 242 00:13:03.742 --> 00:13:05.994 This tough customer got his reputation 243 00:13:06.161 --> 00:13:09.372 as Staten Island's most trusted neighborhood butcher 244 00:13:09.539 --> 00:13:11.458 before local authorities uncovered the corpses 245 00:13:11.625 --> 00:13:14.002 of 100 missing children in his boiler room. 246 00:13:14.169 --> 00:13:15.629 [audience booing] 247 00:13:15.795 --> 00:13:18.173 I always knew Staten Island had great veal... 248 00:13:19.508 --> 00:13:21.468 but I never knew what the secret was. 249 00:13:22.010 --> 00:13:24.346 -He did. -[audience laughing] 250 00:13:24.513 --> 00:13:26.306 -[audience applauding] -[Meat Wagon yells out] 251 00:13:28.725 --> 00:13:30.227 Master Blaster! 252 00:13:30.393 --> 00:13:33.438 This former president of the Unabomber Fan Club 253 00:13:33.605 --> 00:13:36.066 gained notoriety by bombing Yankee Stadium 254 00:13:36.233 --> 00:13:38.693 during the 2036 World Series 255 00:13:38.860 --> 00:13:42.072 after killing the security staff with a chainsaw. 256 00:13:42.739 --> 00:13:45.951 Rumor has it he was a frustrated Texas Rangers fan, 257 00:13:46.117 --> 00:13:47.911 who thought that that was their year. 258 00:13:48.078 --> 00:13:50.163 [audience applauding] 259 00:13:50.330 --> 00:13:53.542 Which brings us to Mister Smiles. 260 00:13:53.708 --> 00:13:55.168 [Moses] Nothing fancy here. 261 00:13:55.335 --> 00:13:57.504 Just your good old-fashioned local weirdo 262 00:13:57.671 --> 00:14:00.840 with an aptitude of beating nubile college coeds to death. 263 00:14:01.007 --> 00:14:02.717 -[Mister Smiles growls] -[Samson] Pretty nasty! 264 00:14:02.884 --> 00:14:04.803 -[audience applauding] -[man] Hell yeah! 265 00:14:04.970 --> 00:14:07.097 And, of course, our returning champions. 266 00:14:07.264 --> 00:14:09.766 -[audience cheering] -[woman whoops] Yeah! 267 00:14:09.933 --> 00:14:12.477 Calypso and Cutie Pie. 268 00:14:14.354 --> 00:14:16.314 [Cutie Pie giggling] 269 00:14:20.026 --> 00:14:22.237 These two really need no introduction. 270 00:14:22.404 --> 00:14:24.698 Both have been in the game for the entire season. 271 00:14:26.366 --> 00:14:28.702 Calypso with seven dozen kills 272 00:14:28.868 --> 00:14:30.078 and Cutie Pie with... 273 00:14:30.620 --> 00:14:31.705 [Samson] House record. 274 00:14:31.871 --> 00:14:32.831 100. 275 00:14:32.998 --> 00:14:34.583 That's a lot of damage. 276 00:14:35.041 --> 00:14:36.459 What is this, a pep talk? 277 00:14:39.004 --> 00:14:40.213 I hope not. 278 00:14:40.797 --> 00:14:43.883 Can you believe that people watch his shit? 279 00:14:44.050 --> 00:14:45.385 No way, brother. 280 00:14:45.552 --> 00:14:46.970 I mean, it's like Dancing with the Stars 281 00:14:47.137 --> 00:14:48.471 back in the day, you know? 282 00:14:48.638 --> 00:14:50.015 -Shit TV. -Hey. 283 00:14:50.682 --> 00:14:53.018 I'd rather be on-- I like that show, man. [laughs] 284 00:14:53.184 --> 00:14:56.062 Oh, oh, I'm finding a whole new side to you, Perez. 285 00:14:56.229 --> 00:14:58.231 You? A dancer? 286 00:14:58.398 --> 00:15:00.817 Hey, let me tell you something, I got some moves. 287 00:15:01.276 --> 00:15:03.653 Well, if I had done that and not crochet club, 288 00:15:03.820 --> 00:15:05.447 maybe I'd be rehabilitated. 289 00:15:05.614 --> 00:15:07.782 I mean, I'm not allowed to play with needles no more. 290 00:15:07.949 --> 00:15:09.159 Yeah, I get it. 291 00:15:09.618 --> 00:15:12.495 When I had this girl out in the world, 292 00:15:12.662 --> 00:15:13.913 we'd be dancing every weekend 293 00:15:14.080 --> 00:15:15.582 like we were high school sweethearts. 294 00:15:17.167 --> 00:15:18.251 You know what? 295 00:15:19.252 --> 00:15:22.005 You've had my back since I landed in this place. 296 00:15:22.172 --> 00:15:25.258 And, uh, while you have really questionable taste 297 00:15:25.425 --> 00:15:27.719 in associates, you're a good man. 298 00:15:28.595 --> 00:15:29.804 A survivor. 299 00:15:29.971 --> 00:15:31.181 Tough as fuck. 300 00:15:32.223 --> 00:15:33.475 But a good man. 301 00:15:33.642 --> 00:15:35.685 You're getting out of here. 302 00:15:35.852 --> 00:15:37.354 You're getting that dance. 303 00:15:37.520 --> 00:15:38.772 [Boggs] Two minutes, people! 304 00:15:38.938 --> 00:15:40.106 Two minutes! 305 00:15:40.940 --> 00:15:42.734 What's up, bitches? 306 00:15:42.901 --> 00:15:45.945 This is Holly Daze coming to you live from the Arena. 307 00:15:46.112 --> 00:15:47.822 Our new batch of contestants come to you 308 00:15:47.989 --> 00:15:50.200 from the federal lockup in DC. 309 00:15:50.367 --> 00:15:53.620 So you know this is going to be one explosive night! 310 00:15:53.787 --> 00:15:55.288 [Boggs] Quickly, quickly! 311 00:15:55.455 --> 00:15:56.956 Christ, is that supposed to make us feel comfortable? 312 00:15:57.123 --> 00:15:58.249 Toes on the line! 313 00:15:58.416 --> 00:16:00.960 [suspenseful melody playing] 314 00:16:02.962 --> 00:16:04.798 Oh, I almost forgot. 315 00:16:04.964 --> 00:16:06.174 Turn to the right! 316 00:16:10.387 --> 00:16:11.763 [injecting gun hisses] 317 00:16:11.930 --> 00:16:13.223 [Hargraves] The hell is that, a flu shot? 318 00:16:13.390 --> 00:16:15.850 [Perez] It ain't flu season yet, Hargraves. 319 00:16:16.017 --> 00:16:18.353 Little insurance policy for the producers. 320 00:16:18.895 --> 00:16:21.439 Let's just say you screw up and break the rules, 321 00:16:21.606 --> 00:16:22.691 policy pays up. 322 00:16:23.149 --> 00:16:25.485 -W-- wait, what rules? -Just use your head. 323 00:16:25.985 --> 00:16:27.070 You'll figure it out. 324 00:16:27.237 --> 00:16:28.405 ♪ Boxes, boxes ♪ 325 00:16:28.571 --> 00:16:30.448 ♪ I cannot fit in the boxes ♪ 326 00:16:30.615 --> 00:16:32.409 ♪ Stop it, stop it ♪ 327 00:16:32.575 --> 00:16:34.077 ♪ Quittin' was never an option ♪ 328 00:16:34.244 --> 00:16:35.870 ♪ Exhausted, exhausted ♪ 329 00:16:36.037 --> 00:16:37.831 ♪ This passion is never exhausted ♪ 330 00:16:37.997 --> 00:16:39.499 ♪ And you cannot stop me ♪ 331 00:16:39.666 --> 00:16:41.167 ♪ Nah, you cannot stop me ♪ 332 00:16:41.334 --> 00:16:44.170 -Stay there. -You paid by the hour, asshole. 333 00:16:44.337 --> 00:16:46.965 I paid for the night, and not for you to talk. 334 00:16:47.132 --> 00:16:48.383 Stay there. 335 00:16:49.592 --> 00:16:50.677 Fucker. 336 00:16:50.844 --> 00:16:52.345 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 337 00:16:53.138 --> 00:16:54.931 Hope I'm not interrupting anything? 338 00:16:55.098 --> 00:16:56.641 No. Turn it up. 339 00:16:56.808 --> 00:16:58.435 I want the table to shake under her ass. 340 00:16:58.601 --> 00:17:00.019 ♪ Make enough to survive ♪ 341 00:17:00.186 --> 00:17:01.896 Douchebag. 342 00:17:02.063 --> 00:17:03.565 ♪ You really thinkin' that's why I'm alive ♪ 343 00:17:06.443 --> 00:17:07.527 Hey. 344 00:17:08.653 --> 00:17:11.823 Those nerves aren't gonna help you in here, kid. 345 00:17:12.407 --> 00:17:14.868 Yeah-- yeah, I just gotta collect my thoughts, that's all. 346 00:17:15.034 --> 00:17:16.119 Hey. 347 00:17:17.537 --> 00:17:19.622 You don't need to gather your thoughts. 348 00:17:20.582 --> 00:17:21.666 You're a lifer. 349 00:17:22.834 --> 00:17:24.210 You need to focus. 350 00:17:25.712 --> 00:17:27.464 I-- I'm not supposed to be here. 351 00:17:27.630 --> 00:17:29.924 -I-- I didn't do anything. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 352 00:17:30.091 --> 00:17:31.885 None of us are supposed to be in here. 353 00:17:33.178 --> 00:17:35.305 And you don't see us pissing our pants, do you? 354 00:17:36.222 --> 00:17:39.684 -N-- no, I'm just-- -Hey, hey, hey, hey. 355 00:17:40.727 --> 00:17:42.061 Embrace it. 356 00:17:44.647 --> 00:17:46.608 -Do you understand? -Yeah, I'm sorry. 357 00:17:47.317 --> 00:17:49.277 Hey, just man up. 358 00:17:53.281 --> 00:17:54.532 I'll give it a shot. 359 00:17:55.408 --> 00:17:56.785 [sighs] Fuck. 360 00:17:57.702 --> 00:17:58.787 Jesus. 361 00:17:59.954 --> 00:18:01.664 -It's kind of funny, huh? -What's that? 362 00:18:02.957 --> 00:18:04.876 We did what we did. 363 00:18:05.043 --> 00:18:08.797 Our only way out of this is to kill people on live TV. 364 00:18:08.963 --> 00:18:11.090 That's what they call a paradox. 365 00:18:12.258 --> 00:18:14.886 Doesn't sound much like rehabilitation, does it? 366 00:18:15.428 --> 00:18:19.265 Sounds more like, uh, innocence through guilt, or-- 367 00:18:19.432 --> 00:18:22.268 Ooh, how about justice through murder? 368 00:18:22.435 --> 00:18:23.728 [Perez chuckling] 369 00:18:23.895 --> 00:18:24.979 [Boggs] All right, people, this is it. 370 00:18:25.730 --> 00:18:27.607 Line up, two by two. 371 00:18:27.774 --> 00:18:29.108 -Let's go! -[indistinct] 372 00:18:29.275 --> 00:18:31.277 Hey, wait, this is-- this it, just like that? 373 00:18:31.444 --> 00:18:33.822 Just like that. Come on, kid. 374 00:18:33.988 --> 00:18:36.574 -Are you ready? -[audience cheering] 375 00:18:36.741 --> 00:18:38.326 Are you set? 376 00:18:39.244 --> 00:18:42.121 -[indistinct]! -You can't make me do this. 377 00:18:42.831 --> 00:18:45.083 It's go time, bitches! 378 00:18:45.250 --> 00:18:47.794 [audience cheering and applauding] 379 00:18:49.087 --> 00:18:50.547 Say "cheese," motherfuckers! 380 00:18:50.713 --> 00:18:53.007 Go, go, go, come on, over here. Go, [indistinct]. 381 00:18:53.174 --> 00:18:54.425 [inmate] Get out of my fucking face! 382 00:18:54.592 --> 00:18:56.886 [indistinct] 383 00:18:57.053 --> 00:18:58.596 Seriously, what the fuck is going on? 384 00:18:58.763 --> 00:19:00.515 Are we on Dancing with the Convicts? 385 00:19:00.682 --> 00:19:02.433 Oh, we just got dropped into a fucking slaughterhouse. 386 00:19:02.600 --> 00:19:04.227 Hey, hey, hey. Easy. 387 00:19:04.394 --> 00:19:05.854 I'm freaking the fuck out right now. 388 00:19:06.020 --> 00:19:06.980 Listen to me. 389 00:19:07.146 --> 00:19:08.231 Get your shit together, 390 00:19:08.398 --> 00:19:09.983 or these men will fucking kill you. 391 00:19:10.149 --> 00:19:12.485 I will fucking kill him if he does not shut the fuck up! 392 00:19:13.528 --> 00:19:15.822 [audience shouting] 393 00:19:15.989 --> 00:19:17.407 -[woman] Yes! -[man whoops] 394 00:19:17.574 --> 00:19:19.909 [both grunting] 395 00:19:20.076 --> 00:19:21.995 -[Hargraves shouting in agony] -[flames whooshing] 396 00:19:24.330 --> 00:19:25.498 Hey, kid? 397 00:19:25.665 --> 00:19:28.585 [Hargraves wheezing] 398 00:19:28.751 --> 00:19:31.045 [audience cheering] 399 00:19:39.012 --> 00:19:41.180 Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me. 400 00:19:41.347 --> 00:19:44.017 [tense music playing] 401 00:19:44.893 --> 00:19:46.102 Get ready, here we go. 402 00:19:46.644 --> 00:19:49.022 [chuckles] Oh, this is some hardcore shit. 403 00:19:49.188 --> 00:19:50.732 [indistinct], Perez. 404 00:19:50.899 --> 00:19:52.191 Everybody stick together. 405 00:19:52.358 --> 00:19:53.776 See if there is some way out of here. 406 00:19:53.943 --> 00:19:55.361 Somebody help me with this thing! 407 00:19:55.528 --> 00:19:56.779 No shit, man. 408 00:19:56.946 --> 00:19:58.448 Come on, let's get the fuck out of here. 409 00:19:58.948 --> 00:20:00.450 You guys are fucking dead, I hope you know that. 410 00:20:00.617 --> 00:20:02.035 Fuck off, Perez. 411 00:20:02.201 --> 00:20:04.245 -[audience cheering] -Yeah! 412 00:20:04.746 --> 00:20:06.456 [inmate grunting] 413 00:20:07.165 --> 00:20:08.833 [chip beeping] 414 00:20:09.000 --> 00:20:12.295 Uh, you got something on the back of your head, man. 415 00:20:13.671 --> 00:20:15.048 The injection. 416 00:20:15.214 --> 00:20:18.468 [chanting] Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 417 00:20:19.260 --> 00:20:22.055 Sounds like-- like a countdown. 418 00:20:22.221 --> 00:20:26.434 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 419 00:20:26.601 --> 00:20:28.394 [chip beeping] 420 00:20:34.359 --> 00:20:35.902 -Whoa! -Oh, my God! 421 00:20:36.069 --> 00:20:37.904 Well, I'd hate to be the underpaid janitor 422 00:20:38.071 --> 00:20:39.614 who has to clean that up. 423 00:20:39.781 --> 00:20:41.032 Let's go, back to back. 424 00:20:41.199 --> 00:20:42.867 He's gonna kill you all at the same time 425 00:20:43.034 --> 00:20:44.327 if you do that, Perez. 426 00:20:46.412 --> 00:20:49.165 Watch him. He's got two blades I can see. 427 00:20:49.624 --> 00:20:51.084 Stay close, motherfucker. 428 00:20:51.250 --> 00:20:54.629 [audience cheering] 429 00:20:59.300 --> 00:21:01.177 [tense music playing] 430 00:21:02.136 --> 00:21:04.347 Just show me what you got, you son of a bitch. 431 00:21:04.514 --> 00:21:06.099 -Get this motherfucker! -[inmate grunts] 432 00:21:07.058 --> 00:21:08.184 [blades slicing] 433 00:21:08.351 --> 00:21:09.978 Let's go! 434 00:21:11.145 --> 00:21:12.230 Let's go! 435 00:21:16.901 --> 00:21:18.653 [inmate screaming] 436 00:21:19.612 --> 00:21:21.072 [Nero grunting] 437 00:21:21.239 --> 00:21:23.825 -Oh! -Whoa! 438 00:21:24.659 --> 00:21:25.618 [inmate screaming in agony] 439 00:21:25.785 --> 00:21:28.162 Oh, a brutal move 440 00:21:28.329 --> 00:21:30.373 by the newcomer, Nero. 441 00:21:31.124 --> 00:21:34.252 [suspenseful music playing] 442 00:21:39.716 --> 00:21:42.176 Hey, I'm liking this way out a lot better than that way. 443 00:21:42.343 --> 00:21:44.804 -What about this clown? -I'm open to ideas. 444 00:21:45.263 --> 00:21:47.223 -Play hoops growing up? -Yeah. 445 00:21:48.224 --> 00:21:50.727 -Pick and roll, baby. -Pick and roll. 446 00:21:50.893 --> 00:21:52.812 -Let's go. -Yo, birdie! Hey! 447 00:21:52.979 --> 00:21:55.481 [Goldie laughing] Yeah! 448 00:21:55.648 --> 00:21:57.817 [Perez grunting] 449 00:22:01.863 --> 00:22:03.906 [Goldie] Get him! Hey! 450 00:22:05.033 --> 00:22:06.409 [Nero grunts] 451 00:22:10.455 --> 00:22:11.664 [Goldie shouting] 452 00:22:13.958 --> 00:22:15.043 Get him! Yeah! 453 00:22:15.209 --> 00:22:16.544 Yeah, baby! 454 00:22:17.670 --> 00:22:20.882 Go, go, go, man! Go, I got this, go, go! 455 00:22:21.049 --> 00:22:23.259 Fantastic teamwork between 456 00:22:23.426 --> 00:22:25.720 convicted arsonist Arturo Perez 457 00:22:25.887 --> 00:22:29.140 and self-proclaimed political prisoner 458 00:22:29.307 --> 00:22:31.392 Chet "Goldie" Golden. 459 00:22:31.559 --> 00:22:33.019 [Belladonna sighs] 460 00:22:37.356 --> 00:22:39.025 Nighty night, Pinocchio. 461 00:22:43.029 --> 00:22:45.531 [audience chanting] Do it! Do it! Do it! 462 00:22:45.698 --> 00:22:49.285 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 463 00:22:49.452 --> 00:22:51.704 [chanting continues] 464 00:23:02.298 --> 00:23:05.802 ♪ 465 00:23:18.856 --> 00:23:21.484 Come on, man, get up, get up. 466 00:23:24.821 --> 00:23:28.199 [audience cheering] 467 00:23:35.957 --> 00:23:39.961 [whimsical chimes playing] 468 00:23:49.554 --> 00:23:52.932 [both grunting] 469 00:24:00.398 --> 00:24:03.484 [armor whirring] 470 00:24:04.235 --> 00:24:06.904 [audience cheering] 471 00:24:08.156 --> 00:24:09.448 [Counter-Strike grunting] 472 00:24:09.615 --> 00:24:12.618 [armor whirring] 473 00:24:14.829 --> 00:24:16.873 [Perez grunting mockingly] 474 00:24:18.040 --> 00:24:19.584 Got it? 475 00:24:21.169 --> 00:24:24.005 [both grunting] 476 00:24:24.672 --> 00:24:26.507 [armor whirring] 477 00:24:27.508 --> 00:24:28.926 [Perez grunts] 478 00:24:29.427 --> 00:24:31.262 [armor whirring] 479 00:24:31.429 --> 00:24:33.848 Fucking outraged reptilian piece of shit, come on! 480 00:24:34.015 --> 00:24:36.184 Come on, come on! 481 00:24:39.520 --> 00:24:40.897 [both] Oh! 482 00:24:45.651 --> 00:24:47.445 You see that shit that motherfucker got? 483 00:24:47.612 --> 00:24:49.155 Kill him! You got it, man. 484 00:24:49.322 --> 00:24:51.991 Oh, come on, you know you got it, come on. 485 00:24:52.158 --> 00:24:55.203 I got all my money going on them. 486 00:24:57.330 --> 00:24:58.664 [audience laughing] 487 00:25:01.959 --> 00:25:05.171 Down again like a White House intern. 488 00:25:06.088 --> 00:25:08.090 [Gideon] I can't say that I'm surprised. 489 00:25:08.716 --> 00:25:10.676 People drop out before we get to the ads. 490 00:25:10.843 --> 00:25:12.803 It's no wonder we're losing sponsors. 491 00:25:13.304 --> 00:25:14.931 I think I know exactly why. 492 00:25:15.556 --> 00:25:18.726 [Samson] Fantastic teamwork between convicted arsonist 493 00:25:18.893 --> 00:25:20.311 Arturo Perez 494 00:25:20.478 --> 00:25:22.271 and self-proclaimed political... 495 00:25:22.438 --> 00:25:24.106 Right there. You see that? 496 00:25:24.732 --> 00:25:26.776 That right there happened last week 497 00:25:26.943 --> 00:25:29.070 when Novak made it to arena three. 498 00:25:29.570 --> 00:25:31.989 When Samson announces their criminal record, 499 00:25:32.156 --> 00:25:33.866 a full third of the audience drops out. 500 00:25:34.033 --> 00:25:35.868 We need to give the audience 501 00:25:36.035 --> 00:25:37.745 somebody that they can get behind. 502 00:25:38.996 --> 00:25:40.665 -A hero. -Correct. 503 00:25:41.249 --> 00:25:42.667 And I've got an idea. 504 00:25:45.503 --> 00:25:48.339 [electrical surging] 505 00:25:56.222 --> 00:25:57.348 [guard] Chop-chop, Luke. 506 00:25:57.515 --> 00:25:59.183 [indistinct] 507 00:25:59.350 --> 00:26:00.518 Jesus. 508 00:26:00.685 --> 00:26:02.103 Follow-up with the parole board. 509 00:26:02.270 --> 00:26:03.437 [Luke scoffs] 510 00:26:04.647 --> 00:26:06.148 Hurry up. Breakfast is waiting. 511 00:26:06.607 --> 00:26:08.192 All right, give me a minute. 512 00:26:18.911 --> 00:26:20.079 Sorry, Bender. 513 00:26:20.663 --> 00:26:23.040 Come on, man, We've seen this before. 514 00:26:23.958 --> 00:26:25.876 Come on in. Have a seat. 515 00:26:26.043 --> 00:26:28.337 [pensive music playing] 516 00:26:29.422 --> 00:26:31.882 So, you guys know, I was just in here. 517 00:26:32.508 --> 00:26:33.467 I was denied. 518 00:26:33.634 --> 00:26:35.344 We're not the parole board. 519 00:26:40.057 --> 00:26:41.600 Luke Bender. 520 00:26:42.101 --> 00:26:43.352 We've read your profile. 521 00:26:43.936 --> 00:26:47.690 Desmond Belladonna, CEO of Clydesdale Industries. 522 00:26:48.357 --> 00:26:50.818 We manufacture protein supplements, 523 00:26:50.985 --> 00:26:53.654 jet engines, parts for high-end automobiles. 524 00:26:54.405 --> 00:26:56.157 But I don't give a shit about that stuff. 525 00:26:56.324 --> 00:26:59.118 What I'm really passionate about is my other venture. 526 00:26:59.285 --> 00:27:02.038 The real moneymaker, Arena Wars. 527 00:27:02.204 --> 00:27:03.456 As you may know, 528 00:27:03.622 --> 00:27:06.083 contestants are death row inmates. 529 00:27:06.542 --> 00:27:08.586 The problem lately is that 530 00:27:08.753 --> 00:27:11.005 it seems audiences just aren't as interested in watching 531 00:27:11.172 --> 00:27:13.090 the scum of the earth get butchered 532 00:27:13.257 --> 00:27:14.633 on live TV anymore. 533 00:27:14.800 --> 00:27:16.093 What do you want with me again? 534 00:27:17.553 --> 00:27:19.847 I think it's time to, uh, audition Mr. Bender. 535 00:27:20.389 --> 00:27:21.807 With pleasure. 536 00:27:21.974 --> 00:27:23.309 [Belladonna] Don't go easy on him. 537 00:27:23.476 --> 00:27:24.894 Don't worry, you can count on that. 538 00:27:27.104 --> 00:27:29.315 Come on, big boy. Let's see what you can do. 539 00:27:30.566 --> 00:27:31.901 [neck cracks] 540 00:27:39.033 --> 00:27:40.868 [men grunting] 541 00:27:47.208 --> 00:27:48.334 [bones cracking] 542 00:27:51.587 --> 00:27:52.546 [bones cracking] 543 00:27:52.713 --> 00:27:53.839 [stun baton buzzing] 544 00:27:55.674 --> 00:27:56.801 Well done. 545 00:27:57.385 --> 00:28:00.846 [applauding] Good, good. 546 00:28:01.514 --> 00:28:03.891 When I said I read your profile, 547 00:28:04.058 --> 00:28:06.268 I meant your classified profile. 548 00:28:06.435 --> 00:28:07.686 [Gideon] Decorated Marine. 549 00:28:07.853 --> 00:28:10.106 Took the fall for a superior officer. 550 00:28:10.272 --> 00:28:11.941 Landed yourself up in here. 551 00:28:12.691 --> 00:28:14.318 You're an innocent man. 552 00:28:14.485 --> 00:28:16.487 Innocent man can mean big ratings. 553 00:28:16.654 --> 00:28:18.280 Government won't allow it. 554 00:28:18.864 --> 00:28:20.074 You'll blow my cover. 555 00:28:20.241 --> 00:28:21.534 Money can buy anything these days. 556 00:28:21.700 --> 00:28:23.244 Plus, the president's a big fan. 557 00:28:23.411 --> 00:28:26.622 Send his kids some shirts, he's very happy. 558 00:28:26.789 --> 00:28:29.458 -What if I say no? -Think about it, Bender. 559 00:28:29.625 --> 00:28:31.419 A chance to get back the life you deserve, 560 00:28:31.585 --> 00:28:32.795 a clean record. 561 00:28:32.962 --> 00:28:34.505 And plus, you don't have much of a choice. 562 00:28:34.672 --> 00:28:36.590 The courts have agreed to upgrade your sentence 563 00:28:36.757 --> 00:28:40.803 to lethal injection if you say no. 564 00:28:47.726 --> 00:28:51.272 [ominous music playing] 565 00:28:55.276 --> 00:28:56.527 Grid down. 566 00:28:58.320 --> 00:28:59.405 Grid up. 567 00:29:06.662 --> 00:29:09.123 [chuckling] Whoa. 568 00:29:09.290 --> 00:29:11.292 [device ringing] 569 00:29:16.297 --> 00:29:18.716 Well, what do you know? You got a call coming in. 570 00:29:20.551 --> 00:29:21.635 Put it through. 571 00:29:30.102 --> 00:29:31.520 How are you, Luke? 572 00:29:31.687 --> 00:29:33.063 Cut the shit. 573 00:29:33.230 --> 00:29:34.940 I'm not sure I know what you mean. 574 00:29:35.107 --> 00:29:37.318 You know exactly what I mean. 575 00:29:38.152 --> 00:29:39.528 I can't lie to you. 576 00:29:40.404 --> 00:29:41.947 Yes, they told me. 577 00:29:42.823 --> 00:29:44.074 Your cover is gonna be blown. 578 00:29:45.075 --> 00:29:46.327 This doesn't just affect me, 579 00:29:46.494 --> 00:29:47.661 they could come for you and Arianna. 580 00:29:48.370 --> 00:29:50.539 I know, I'm aware. 581 00:29:50.998 --> 00:29:52.291 If I don't make it... 582 00:29:54.627 --> 00:29:55.878 you tell her I love her. 583 00:29:56.420 --> 00:29:58.964 [sincere melody playing] 584 00:30:00.508 --> 00:30:02.843 You know, you've always been like a son to me. 585 00:30:04.136 --> 00:30:05.221 Thank you. 586 00:30:06.514 --> 00:30:07.598 I'll be watching. 587 00:30:17.316 --> 00:30:18.567 Loosen this shit. 588 00:30:19.860 --> 00:30:20.945 [grunts] 589 00:30:28.786 --> 00:30:30.246 What's up, Minty? 590 00:30:33.082 --> 00:30:34.291 I don't think we've met. 591 00:30:35.376 --> 00:30:36.460 My name's Khan. 592 00:30:37.670 --> 00:30:39.213 Like the [indistinct]. 593 00:30:41.632 --> 00:30:43.926 This is my lady friend hand anyways. 594 00:30:44.927 --> 00:30:46.011 So... 595 00:30:47.096 --> 00:30:48.389 what are you in here for? 596 00:30:49.014 --> 00:30:51.100 -[hisses] -Hey? 597 00:30:52.268 --> 00:30:54.770 I answered a help wanted ad on a suicide hotline. 598 00:30:55.312 --> 00:30:57.731 At the time I didn't know what "help wanted" really meant. 599 00:30:57.898 --> 00:30:59.942 I was just helping patients with the process. 600 00:31:00.109 --> 00:31:01.735 [Minty chuckling] 601 00:31:04.280 --> 00:31:06.448 What was that you handed the big chief over there? 602 00:31:07.533 --> 00:31:08.617 Nothing, man. 603 00:31:09.785 --> 00:31:10.869 I saw it. 604 00:31:11.495 --> 00:31:13.998 All right. It's my own brand. 605 00:31:15.374 --> 00:31:17.459 It's concentrated endorphins. 606 00:31:19.503 --> 00:31:20.588 Endorphins? 607 00:31:21.422 --> 00:31:22.798 Best high you'll ever have. 608 00:31:23.716 --> 00:31:27.344 Complete and utter euphoria. 609 00:31:27.511 --> 00:31:28.596 Tell you what. 610 00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:33.434 First dose is on the house, if you decide you want a taste. 611 00:31:34.727 --> 00:31:35.894 You hold that thought. 612 00:31:37.438 --> 00:31:39.565 -Cool? -Yeah, man, cool. 613 00:31:41.525 --> 00:31:42.610 It's Luke. 614 00:31:43.736 --> 00:31:46.071 Cool Hand Luke. That's what I'll call you. 615 00:31:46.238 --> 00:31:47.906 [Khan chuckling] 616 00:31:48.073 --> 00:31:49.366 ["Forever" by Jonezen playing] 617 00:31:49.533 --> 00:31:50.618 ♪ Let's go ♪ 618 00:31:51.619 --> 00:31:53.412 ♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪ 619 00:31:53.579 --> 00:31:54.997 ♪ It's forever ♪ 620 00:31:57.041 --> 00:31:58.334 ♪ No surrender ♪ 621 00:31:59.793 --> 00:32:01.295 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 622 00:32:02.129 --> 00:32:04.048 ♪ You know that this right here forever ♪ 623 00:32:05.507 --> 00:32:07.968 ♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪ 624 00:32:08.135 --> 00:32:09.845 ♪ And there will be no surrender ♪ 625 00:32:11.680 --> 00:32:14.183 ♪ Now allow me to reintroduce myself ♪ 626 00:32:14.350 --> 00:32:16.894 ♪ They call me J-O-N to the E-Z-E-N ♪ 627 00:32:17.061 --> 00:32:19.063 ♪ Know that we undefeated ♪ 628 00:32:19.229 --> 00:32:20.898 ♪ Y'all are beneath speechless trying to air a grievance ♪ 629 00:32:21.065 --> 00:32:22.566 ♪ But these lines are overhead ♪ 630 00:32:22.733 --> 00:32:23.776 ♪ Better check the air for clearance ♪ 631 00:32:23.942 --> 00:32:25.361 ♪ Call the tower this is ours ♪ 632 00:32:25.527 --> 00:32:27.488 ♪ Clear that he the heir apparent ♪ 633 00:32:27.655 --> 00:32:29.239 ♪ Really I've never been better, yeah, legacy this is forever ♪ 634 00:32:29.406 --> 00:32:31.283 ♪ All them old ties they been severed ♪ 635 00:32:31.450 --> 00:32:32.910 ♪ I'm raising the bar you can go ahead and measure ♪ 636 00:32:33.077 --> 00:32:34.536 ♪ Think it's about time for a toast ♪ 637 00:32:34.703 --> 00:32:35.704 ♪ Time that we welcome the goat ♪ 638 00:32:35.871 --> 00:32:37.039 [Boggs] Up! 639 00:32:38.791 --> 00:32:40.292 Toes on the line! 640 00:32:40.459 --> 00:32:41.835 ♪ Got anthems and bands with masters ♪ 641 00:32:42.002 --> 00:32:43.087 Name's Boggs. 642 00:32:43.253 --> 00:32:44.922 If you're a fan of the show, 643 00:32:45.089 --> 00:32:48.092 you may remember that I took out Thrustkill a few years back. 644 00:32:49.718 --> 00:32:52.179 -We gonna have a problem? -[Khan clearing throat] 645 00:32:53.430 --> 00:32:56.684 I understand that we have a ringer with us. 646 00:32:57.184 --> 00:32:58.727 A real superstar. 647 00:32:58.894 --> 00:33:01.355 Now, although I cannot tell you who that person is, 648 00:33:01.522 --> 00:33:03.399 I can tell you 649 00:33:03.565 --> 00:33:06.235 that you are all under my watch. 650 00:33:07.903 --> 00:33:11.281 And we have just a couple of days 651 00:33:11.448 --> 00:33:13.283 to get you detoxified, 652 00:33:13.450 --> 00:33:14.743 trained and ready... 653 00:33:15.494 --> 00:33:17.287 for what you're gonna see beyond that wall. 654 00:33:17.454 --> 00:33:19.331 And, folks, you better damn well be ready, 655 00:33:19.498 --> 00:33:21.041 'cause it ain't gonna be pretty. 656 00:33:21.208 --> 00:33:22.751 ["Let's Dance" by Miley Virus playing] 657 00:33:22.918 --> 00:33:24.044 All right. 658 00:33:24.211 --> 00:33:26.296 Single file. First up. 659 00:33:26.463 --> 00:33:28.006 -Name? -Billie. 660 00:33:28.173 --> 00:33:29.133 With an IE. 661 00:33:29.299 --> 00:33:30.592 Kiyoshi [indistinct]. 662 00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:32.344 -Alice. -Hank. 663 00:33:32.511 --> 00:33:34.054 -Harris. -Minty. 664 00:33:34.221 --> 00:33:37.725 -Real name. -Minty. Legally changed. 665 00:33:37.891 --> 00:33:40.894 -Next. -[all applauding] 666 00:33:41.061 --> 00:33:42.312 Khan. 667 00:33:42.479 --> 00:33:44.189 You know, like Ghengis. 668 00:33:44.356 --> 00:33:45.649 When was your last physical? 669 00:33:45.816 --> 00:33:48.444 Cell block shower this morning. Oh, yeah. 670 00:33:49.486 --> 00:33:51.363 It says you have gonorrhea, chlamydia, 671 00:33:51.530 --> 00:33:52.781 and raised endorphin levels. 672 00:33:52.948 --> 00:33:53.907 [both chuckling] 673 00:33:54.074 --> 00:33:55.784 -Name? -Luke Bender. 674 00:33:55.951 --> 00:33:58.579 Are there any pre-existing conditions 675 00:33:58.746 --> 00:34:00.289 that we should know about? 676 00:34:00.456 --> 00:34:02.791 Just your garden variety case of toxic masculinity 677 00:34:02.958 --> 00:34:04.418 and being a badass. 678 00:34:04.585 --> 00:34:07.713 Man, look at this sad sack of shit. 679 00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:09.757 -Name? -Eight Ball. 680 00:34:09.923 --> 00:34:12.134 -Real name? -Eight Ball. 681 00:34:13.761 --> 00:34:16.096 You're not as cute as you think you are. 682 00:34:16.263 --> 00:34:17.931 Haven't you heard, honey? 683 00:34:18.098 --> 00:34:21.685 -Everybody wants to visit Paris. -Next. 684 00:34:21.852 --> 00:34:23.562 You've been juicing, sir? 685 00:34:23.729 --> 00:34:24.938 No, no. Well-- 686 00:34:25.105 --> 00:34:26.273 Are you sure? 687 00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:28.525 Maybe, yeah. No, no. 688 00:34:28.692 --> 00:34:30.694 You think you're so cute, huh? 689 00:34:30.861 --> 00:34:32.696 Cute doesn't mean what you think it does in prison, ma'am. 690 00:34:32.863 --> 00:34:34.740 ♪ 691 00:34:34.907 --> 00:34:38.076 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 692 00:34:38.243 --> 00:34:39.244 So, you want me to cough? 693 00:34:39.411 --> 00:34:41.663 -[coughing weakly] -No. 694 00:34:41.830 --> 00:34:43.165 Just drop trou, boy. 695 00:34:43.332 --> 00:34:45.876 Like you do in them prison showers. 696 00:34:46.043 --> 00:34:47.336 Just hold still. 697 00:34:47.795 --> 00:34:48.879 Oh, fuck! 698 00:34:49.379 --> 00:34:50.714 Oh, come on, boy. 699 00:34:50.881 --> 00:34:53.675 I know you've had a lot bigger than that. 700 00:34:53.842 --> 00:34:56.220 Gonorrhea vaccine, old school. 701 00:34:56.762 --> 00:34:58.096 Drop 'em. 702 00:35:00.182 --> 00:35:03.727 [Khan screaming] 703 00:35:03.894 --> 00:35:05.103 We know you've had bigger! 704 00:35:09.733 --> 00:35:12.361 [pensive music playing] 705 00:35:16.406 --> 00:35:19.743 So, why don't we just sever the nerve endings 706 00:35:19.910 --> 00:35:21.495 and be done with it? 707 00:35:22.079 --> 00:35:23.330 Pain motivates them. 708 00:35:23.497 --> 00:35:24.706 For example... 709 00:35:32.089 --> 00:35:35.592 if Nero didn't feel that, you wouldn't have a show. 710 00:35:37.970 --> 00:35:39.179 How's our boy looking? 711 00:35:39.680 --> 00:35:41.139 Broken jaw, 712 00:35:41.306 --> 00:35:44.017 fractured skull, the usual. 713 00:35:45.769 --> 00:35:47.604 Domino, will you do the honors? 714 00:35:53.026 --> 00:35:54.778 We may need to revamp the cocktail. 715 00:35:55.821 --> 00:35:57.322 It's starting to wear off quicker. 716 00:35:59.741 --> 00:36:00.909 Shit. 717 00:36:01.743 --> 00:36:04.288 [Nero grunting] 718 00:36:04.872 --> 00:36:06.415 My face. 719 00:36:08.876 --> 00:36:12.045 [both grunting] 720 00:36:16.216 --> 00:36:17.301 Domino. 721 00:36:19.595 --> 00:36:20.637 Remember. 722 00:36:20.804 --> 00:36:21.889 Of course. 723 00:36:22.723 --> 00:36:24.182 Good girl. 724 00:36:25.058 --> 00:36:28.020 If this happens during a show, it could be bad. 725 00:36:28.729 --> 00:36:30.439 They could turn against us. 726 00:36:31.106 --> 00:36:32.441 Do what you have to do. 727 00:36:33.901 --> 00:36:35.986 -Yes, sir. -[cracking] 728 00:36:38.280 --> 00:36:41.116 I've got the tools, I've got the talent. 729 00:36:42.284 --> 00:36:44.661 You got oil injections, is what you got. 730 00:36:44.828 --> 00:36:46.038 [chuckling] 731 00:36:46.747 --> 00:36:48.957 Oh, yeah? It's like that, huh? 732 00:36:49.875 --> 00:36:51.627 I'm gonna call you "Juice" now. 733 00:36:52.252 --> 00:36:54.421 -Taint Juice. -[Harris and Khan laughing] 734 00:36:54.588 --> 00:36:55.714 Taint Juice? 735 00:36:55.881 --> 00:36:57.966 That'd be a boss-ass energy drink. 736 00:36:58.634 --> 00:37:00.052 Win Arena Wars, 737 00:37:00.218 --> 00:37:02.596 get fuck out of here, and market that shit. 738 00:37:02.763 --> 00:37:04.348 Someone down at the club, 739 00:37:04.514 --> 00:37:06.266 "Get you some fucking Taint Juice, baby." 740 00:37:06.433 --> 00:37:08.852 Yeah! [laughing] 741 00:37:10.854 --> 00:37:12.064 Unless you want some of 742 00:37:12.230 --> 00:37:13.231 this Taint Juice right here and now... 743 00:37:14.316 --> 00:37:15.275 then shut the fuck up. 744 00:37:15.442 --> 00:37:17.069 Take it easy, Govenator. 745 00:37:18.654 --> 00:37:20.197 This one's on the house. 746 00:37:22.240 --> 00:37:24.159 [huffs] Taint fact number 10. 747 00:37:24.826 --> 00:37:27.996 Only Taint can slam a revolving door. [chuckles] 748 00:37:28.163 --> 00:37:30.999 [pensive music playing] 749 00:37:37.714 --> 00:37:39.675 Old concrete punching bag, huh? 750 00:37:40.717 --> 00:37:41.885 Yeah. 751 00:37:42.719 --> 00:37:44.304 Used to practice on one myself. 752 00:37:45.931 --> 00:37:47.015 Why did you stop? 753 00:37:51.186 --> 00:37:52.437 [Minty sniffles] 754 00:37:52.604 --> 00:37:54.648 [sighs] All the pent-up aggression. 755 00:37:57.275 --> 00:37:58.735 Carrying it back to my cell. 756 00:38:00.612 --> 00:38:01.822 Breathing it all in. 757 00:38:03.865 --> 00:38:05.450 We both know that ain't healthy. 758 00:38:08.954 --> 00:38:10.163 Brother Carl over there... 759 00:38:11.373 --> 00:38:13.250 I'm responsible for him [indistinct]. 760 00:38:16.670 --> 00:38:17.754 So... 761 00:38:18.755 --> 00:38:19.840 you ready for this? 762 00:38:20.882 --> 00:38:22.509 I'd be lying if I said I was. 763 00:38:23.677 --> 00:38:25.637 Fuckers at the parole board, man. 764 00:38:25.804 --> 00:38:27.180 How am I supposed to go in there 765 00:38:27.347 --> 00:38:29.224 and prove to them that I've been rehabilitated 766 00:38:29.391 --> 00:38:30.934 when I'm sweating bullets? 767 00:38:31.727 --> 00:38:34.271 Think I'm gonna take my chances with Arena Wars. 768 00:38:34.438 --> 00:38:36.148 Sure seems like better odds. 769 00:38:36.314 --> 00:38:37.566 [chuckling] 770 00:38:37.733 --> 00:38:39.401 You're all right, Minty. 771 00:38:39.568 --> 00:38:40.902 You think you can tell those fuckers at the parole board 772 00:38:41.069 --> 00:38:42.529 -that for me? -[chuckling] 773 00:38:46.408 --> 00:38:49.453 [tense music playing] 774 00:38:55.917 --> 00:38:58.545 Welcome to the next exciting episode of... 775 00:38:58.712 --> 00:39:00.338 [both] ...Arena Wars. 776 00:39:00.505 --> 00:39:02.966 I'm your host, Stephen Samson. 777 00:39:03.133 --> 00:39:04.634 With me, as always, is 778 00:39:04.801 --> 00:39:06.553 former heavyweight champion of the world, 779 00:39:06.720 --> 00:39:08.638 Joe Moses Johnson. 780 00:39:09.514 --> 00:39:10.557 [Moses] You know, last week started 781 00:39:10.724 --> 00:39:12.225 with such great potential. 782 00:39:12.392 --> 00:39:15.353 Arsonist Arturo Perez showing leadership skills 783 00:39:15.520 --> 00:39:17.689 early on, then quickly being taken down 784 00:39:17.856 --> 00:39:20.358 by newcomer Meat Wagon in the third arena. 785 00:39:20.525 --> 00:39:23.070 [indistinct] 786 00:39:23.236 --> 00:39:25.697 I'm told we have a surprise announcement tonight. 787 00:39:25.864 --> 00:39:28.450 Something you've never seen on Arena Wars before. 788 00:39:29.117 --> 00:39:30.660 For the first time, 789 00:39:30.827 --> 00:39:34.289 Arena Wars will feature an innocent contestant. 790 00:39:34.456 --> 00:39:36.124 -[indistinct] -What are they talking about? 791 00:39:36.291 --> 00:39:37.876 They're talking about me. It has to be me. 792 00:39:38.043 --> 00:39:40.962 Lieutenant Luke Bender, former United States Marine. 793 00:39:41.129 --> 00:39:43.340 You've got to be fucking kidding me. 794 00:39:43.507 --> 00:39:44.883 Well, well, well. 795 00:39:46.718 --> 00:39:49.971 So, uh, what are you, like a narc or some shit, man? 796 00:39:50.138 --> 00:39:52.099 You heard me, man. I'm not a narc. 797 00:39:52.265 --> 00:39:54.351 [scoffs] Pretty boy here [indistinct]. 798 00:39:54.518 --> 00:39:56.019 I don't know what narcs you know, 799 00:39:56.186 --> 00:39:58.772 but I've seen some pretty damn sexy ones myself. 800 00:39:59.231 --> 00:40:00.357 Wait a minute, Luke. 801 00:40:02.734 --> 00:40:03.860 You're saying you're innocent? 802 00:40:06.404 --> 00:40:07.948 -Yeah. -[Minty scoffs] 803 00:40:09.032 --> 00:40:10.325 For real? 804 00:40:10.492 --> 00:40:12.327 You saw it on TV. It must be real, right? 805 00:40:12.494 --> 00:40:14.830 Don't think I'm stupid just 'cause I've been in the joint. 806 00:40:14.996 --> 00:40:16.540 -Is that really why you're here? -Yes. 807 00:40:16.706 --> 00:40:18.458 -Prove it. -Yeah, mate. 808 00:40:18.917 --> 00:40:20.460 Prove it. 809 00:40:20.627 --> 00:40:22.462 I don't know how you expect me to do that from in here. 810 00:40:22.629 --> 00:40:23.755 Fair enough. 811 00:40:25.257 --> 00:40:27.259 I'm watching you, Marine. 812 00:40:27.425 --> 00:40:28.760 So, why'd you do it then? 813 00:40:29.302 --> 00:40:31.096 Orders from a commanding officer. 814 00:40:32.639 --> 00:40:34.266 Couldn't let it get out that a colonel 815 00:40:34.432 --> 00:40:35.767 close to the president tried to kill him. 816 00:40:36.226 --> 00:40:38.854 All I asked for in return was that my fiancée 817 00:40:39.020 --> 00:40:40.272 and her father were taken care of. 818 00:40:40.856 --> 00:40:42.649 Well, that's a goddamn honorable leave. 819 00:40:43.483 --> 00:40:44.442 Hell yeah. 820 00:40:44.609 --> 00:40:46.528 So, uh, what now? 821 00:40:47.571 --> 00:40:48.738 What do you mean? 822 00:40:48.905 --> 00:40:49.990 Well, when are you gonna teach us 823 00:40:50.157 --> 00:40:51.199 some of that Marine shit? 824 00:40:51.366 --> 00:40:52.701 -Yeah! -I knew it! 825 00:40:52.868 --> 00:40:53.952 Yeah! 826 00:40:54.828 --> 00:40:56.329 You follow my lead, all right? 827 00:40:56.496 --> 00:40:58.081 -Yeah. -You bet. 828 00:40:59.457 --> 00:41:01.585 Here we go. You know the drill. 829 00:41:02.294 --> 00:41:03.670 Just give me the countdown. 830 00:41:03.837 --> 00:41:07.132 Three, two, one. Bangin'! 831 00:41:07.299 --> 00:41:09.092 Hey, all you sexy bitches! 832 00:41:09.259 --> 00:41:13.138 Holly Daze is in the house! 833 00:41:13.305 --> 00:41:14.890 Any predictions for tonight's show? 834 00:41:15.807 --> 00:41:18.351 I'll predict Holly Daze 835 00:41:18.518 --> 00:41:21.188 shows me them Holly Ways. 836 00:41:21.354 --> 00:41:24.024 Gonna be hard to do when I'm live on Holly Way. 837 00:41:24.191 --> 00:41:26.401 [audience laughing] 838 00:41:27.402 --> 00:41:28.904 -Hey, girl. -What's up? 839 00:41:33.241 --> 00:41:34.451 Billie Chambers, right? 840 00:41:36.703 --> 00:41:37.746 Yeah. 841 00:41:38.371 --> 00:41:41.208 Women's MMHF 2039. 842 00:41:43.335 --> 00:41:44.502 Used to be. 843 00:41:44.669 --> 00:41:47.047 [chuckles] Damn! I knew that was you. 844 00:41:47.505 --> 00:41:49.841 I had front-row seats to your last fight in Vegas. 845 00:41:50.383 --> 00:41:53.011 In fact, I think I won, what was it, 20 bucks? 846 00:41:55.096 --> 00:41:57.140 -20 bucks, hey? -That's it. 847 00:41:57.724 --> 00:41:59.643 I guess we both took the win, it was a pretty good night. 848 00:41:59.809 --> 00:42:01.186 Hell yeah, it was a good night. 849 00:42:01.811 --> 00:42:03.063 I wanted to meet you that night. 850 00:42:04.064 --> 00:42:05.273 Didn't get to. 851 00:42:05.440 --> 00:42:06.858 It's nice to meet you now, though. 852 00:42:09.736 --> 00:42:10.820 Towel? 853 00:42:12.072 --> 00:42:13.240 Sure, thanks. 854 00:42:14.282 --> 00:42:15.951 You know, they've told me about you. 855 00:42:17.118 --> 00:42:18.411 They told me you were innocent. 856 00:42:21.373 --> 00:42:22.874 That's never happened here before, 857 00:42:23.041 --> 00:42:24.376 if you can believe that. 858 00:42:25.001 --> 00:42:27.754 Innocent man, life sentence. 859 00:42:28.505 --> 00:42:30.173 Has to fight his way back out. 860 00:42:31.341 --> 00:42:32.550 That's good television. 861 00:42:33.426 --> 00:42:34.552 Doesn't matter. 862 00:42:35.845 --> 00:42:36.972 I'm just a gimmick. 863 00:42:38.181 --> 00:42:39.724 Look. 864 00:42:40.475 --> 00:42:43.812 Not one person that has ever been in this room 865 00:42:43.979 --> 00:42:46.523 has ever deserved to get back out. 866 00:42:47.148 --> 00:42:48.441 Including me. 867 00:42:49.401 --> 00:42:51.111 But anyway, it's almost showtime. 868 00:42:52.028 --> 00:42:53.363 I'm rooting for you. 869 00:42:58.368 --> 00:42:59.869 Two minutes, people! 870 00:43:00.036 --> 00:43:01.037 Two minutes! 871 00:43:01.204 --> 00:43:02.414 Just waiting for the cue. 872 00:43:03.665 --> 00:43:05.125 You know, you would think that they could use 873 00:43:05.292 --> 00:43:07.419 stock footage of us by now, right? 874 00:43:08.128 --> 00:43:09.296 Don't tell them that. 875 00:43:09.879 --> 00:43:11.589 Unless the buyout's as high as our salaries. 876 00:43:11.756 --> 00:43:13.258 Like that's gonna happen. 877 00:43:13.842 --> 00:43:15.176 [director] Stop flirting. Get the fuck to work. 878 00:43:15.343 --> 00:43:18.179 And three, two, one. Badda-bing. 879 00:43:19.681 --> 00:43:21.016 [audience cheering] 880 00:43:21.182 --> 00:43:22.934 Hey, all you crazy motherfuckers! 881 00:43:23.101 --> 00:43:24.519 Are you ready? 882 00:43:25.770 --> 00:43:27.355 Are you set? 883 00:43:28.815 --> 00:43:32.277 Let's rock! 884 00:43:32.444 --> 00:43:34.529 [suspenseful music playing] 885 00:43:41.745 --> 00:43:43.288 Bye-bye, bitches! 886 00:43:47.167 --> 00:43:49.252 [audience cheering] 887 00:43:49.419 --> 00:43:50.754 Let's go, let's go. 888 00:43:51.671 --> 00:43:54.174 -[man grunts] -[guard] Come on. Let's go. 889 00:43:56.760 --> 00:43:58.303 See you fuckers in the next life. 890 00:43:59.220 --> 00:44:01.348 Smile for the camera, thug life. 891 00:44:06.728 --> 00:44:08.563 -[gate rumbles] -Oh, no! 892 00:44:13.526 --> 00:44:15.403 Everyone stay ready, stay alert. 893 00:44:16.529 --> 00:44:18.907 Hey, guys, do you smell that? 894 00:44:21.242 --> 00:44:23.495 [all screaming] 895 00:44:23.661 --> 00:44:26.206 [Harris screaming] 896 00:44:26.373 --> 00:44:27.957 [audience cheering] 897 00:44:30.460 --> 00:44:32.003 Harris! 898 00:44:32.462 --> 00:44:33.963 Stay back, don't go near him! 899 00:44:41.513 --> 00:44:42.514 Hell yeah! 900 00:44:42.680 --> 00:44:44.933 Here we go! Here we go! 901 00:44:45.433 --> 00:44:47.811 On my word, everyone on him. 902 00:44:47.977 --> 00:44:49.521 Smile! 903 00:44:49.687 --> 00:44:50.855 Hey, man, keep that fucking camera out of my face! 904 00:44:51.022 --> 00:44:52.065 Just doing my job, chump. 905 00:44:56.861 --> 00:44:58.113 [Kiyoshi screams out] 906 00:45:01.074 --> 00:45:02.951 [knife clattering] 907 00:45:11.918 --> 00:45:14.921 Come on, Cool Hand. You got it. 908 00:45:15.672 --> 00:45:16.923 Kill this motherfucker! 909 00:45:21.136 --> 00:45:23.096 -Hold him! Hold him! -Hit him, hit him! 910 00:45:25.932 --> 00:45:27.267 Hold him. Hold him. 911 00:45:34.482 --> 00:45:36.443 [audience cheering] 912 00:45:50.832 --> 00:45:52.834 Hey, Nero. Hold for focus, would you? 913 00:45:55.503 --> 00:45:58.006 [audience cheering] 914 00:45:59.340 --> 00:46:00.425 Come on! 915 00:46:02.385 --> 00:46:03.845 Come on! 916 00:46:13.605 --> 00:46:16.107 [announcer] And now, a message from our sponsor. 917 00:46:18.985 --> 00:46:21.654 [indistinct] 918 00:46:21.821 --> 00:46:24.073 [indistinct] 919 00:46:25.825 --> 00:46:27.869 Pretty boy narc can't do it, can he? 920 00:46:28.036 --> 00:46:29.204 Yeah, he can. 921 00:46:30.788 --> 00:46:31.873 Come on, Luke. 922 00:46:37.420 --> 00:46:38.713 Take it. 923 00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:41.841 [tense music playing] 924 00:46:45.762 --> 00:46:49.766 [electric buzzing] 925 00:46:50.850 --> 00:46:51.976 Good job, Genghis. 926 00:46:53.102 --> 00:46:54.270 Luke, you okay? 927 00:46:56.523 --> 00:46:57.732 Yeah. 928 00:46:57.899 --> 00:46:59.567 [announcer] And here we go. 929 00:47:02.237 --> 00:47:03.863 Told you he wasn't gonna do it. 930 00:47:05.323 --> 00:47:08.826 Bender, showing some hesitation. 931 00:47:08.993 --> 00:47:10.245 Fuck this. 932 00:47:14.290 --> 00:47:15.792 Brutal finishing move 933 00:47:15.959 --> 00:47:18.503 by multiple murderer Tanker Lee Jones. 934 00:47:20.213 --> 00:47:21.965 Don't fuck this up for me, Marine. 935 00:47:25.260 --> 00:47:27.345 The tides could be turning here, Joe. 936 00:47:29.931 --> 00:47:34.352 [man grunting] 937 00:47:37.772 --> 00:47:40.441 [indistinct] [coughing] 938 00:47:40.608 --> 00:47:41.734 I feel cold. 939 00:47:43.027 --> 00:47:45.238 You want my help, you pick up the goddamn pace. 940 00:47:45.738 --> 00:47:47.532 I'm going as fast as I can, asshole. 941 00:47:47.699 --> 00:47:49.659 You afraid of the dark, K-Town? 942 00:47:49.826 --> 00:47:51.578 No, man. 943 00:47:51.744 --> 00:47:53.663 This reminds me of times I used to play in my parents' mortuary. 944 00:47:53.997 --> 00:47:55.540 No wonder you're in here. 945 00:47:56.207 --> 00:47:57.750 [Khan] My sister used to turn off all the lights. 946 00:47:57.917 --> 00:48:00.670 Spin me in a circle, made me count to ten. 947 00:48:00.837 --> 00:48:03.423 Yep, I'd just feel around until I'd find my way out. 948 00:48:04.215 --> 00:48:08.595 Sometimes I'd find a corpse, sometimes I'd find my sister. 949 00:48:09.387 --> 00:48:10.680 So, if you found a corpse, 950 00:48:10.847 --> 00:48:13.016 does that mean that you won or you lost. 951 00:48:13.182 --> 00:48:14.851 Well, it kind of depends. 952 00:48:15.018 --> 00:48:16.144 Why is that? 953 00:48:16.978 --> 00:48:18.229 Uh... 954 00:48:19.731 --> 00:48:22.942 no one here is wearing a steampunk cosplay, are they? 955 00:48:23.109 --> 00:48:24.152 Get back! 956 00:48:24.819 --> 00:48:27.030 [armor whirring] 957 00:48:27.196 --> 00:48:28.698 -Ooh! -[man chuckling] 958 00:48:34.912 --> 00:48:36.497 [armor whirring] 959 00:48:36.664 --> 00:48:39.042 [cheering and applauding] 960 00:48:39.208 --> 00:48:40.960 [all grunting] 961 00:48:44.130 --> 00:48:47.383 [armor whirring] 962 00:48:48.009 --> 00:48:50.345 -[laughing] -[indistinct] 963 00:48:57.435 --> 00:48:58.770 [cheering and laughing] 964 00:48:58.936 --> 00:49:00.063 He's all yours. 965 00:49:01.356 --> 00:49:03.024 Fuck. Fuck. 966 00:49:06.486 --> 00:49:08.237 -Good luck, buddy. -[indistinct] 967 00:49:09.280 --> 00:49:11.115 [armor whirring] 968 00:49:12.241 --> 00:49:14.452 [laughing and cheering] 969 00:49:22.919 --> 00:49:25.421 [laughing] 970 00:49:25.588 --> 00:49:27.507 Oh, shit. Oh, sh-- No, no, no! 971 00:49:27.674 --> 00:49:28.841 [cracking] 972 00:49:30.093 --> 00:49:31.552 ♪ 973 00:49:31.719 --> 00:49:34.681 -[blade whooshing] -[blows landing] 974 00:49:35.515 --> 00:49:37.058 I saw tech like this [indistinct]. 975 00:49:37.975 --> 00:49:39.894 The thing about heavy doses of adrenaline... 976 00:49:41.729 --> 00:49:43.022 is there's always a quick crash. 977 00:49:43.189 --> 00:49:44.357 [armor whirring] 978 00:49:44.524 --> 00:49:45.858 [cheering and applauding] 979 00:49:47.443 --> 00:49:49.195 [knife slashing] 980 00:49:53.116 --> 00:49:55.576 [audience cheering] 981 00:49:59.831 --> 00:50:01.124 -He's dead. -Good. 982 00:50:02.375 --> 00:50:03.459 Less backs to watch. 983 00:50:04.043 --> 00:50:06.421 Every one of us that goes down, hurts the team. 984 00:50:06.587 --> 00:50:07.588 The team, huh? 985 00:50:07.755 --> 00:50:09.674 [Luke] Yeah, the team. 986 00:50:12.176 --> 00:50:15.805 Listen, if you want to live through this, 987 00:50:15.972 --> 00:50:17.265 we have to work together. 988 00:50:17.432 --> 00:50:19.267 -[scoffs] -Just follow my lead. 989 00:50:19.934 --> 00:50:22.103 Says the motherfucker who couldn't kill Nero. 990 00:50:23.396 --> 00:50:25.523 Why the fuck are we even listening to this Marine? 991 00:50:25.690 --> 00:50:27.442 He is not one of us. 992 00:50:28.568 --> 00:50:30.903 You really expect us to believe your ass is out here 993 00:50:31.070 --> 00:50:32.405 looking out for the rest of us? 994 00:50:33.448 --> 00:50:35.742 We're murderers, thieves. 995 00:50:35.908 --> 00:50:37.869 You're a stupid jarhead who took the fall for someone 996 00:50:38.035 --> 00:50:39.454 who's out living it up at your expense. 997 00:50:39.620 --> 00:50:41.414 You're here getting your shit pushed in. 998 00:50:41.581 --> 00:50:44.292 I was a sacrifice for national fucking security. 999 00:50:44.459 --> 00:50:45.752 Couldn't let it get out 1000 00:50:45.918 --> 00:50:47.044 that the president was easily reached. 1001 00:50:47.545 --> 00:50:49.881 I hate to be the harbinger of bad news, but... 1002 00:50:50.840 --> 00:50:52.508 the whole fucking world knows now. 1003 00:50:55.386 --> 00:50:56.804 Sounds like you failed your mission... 1004 00:50:57.764 --> 00:50:58.848 Marine. 1005 00:51:00.683 --> 00:51:01.851 How about this? 1006 00:51:02.477 --> 00:51:05.146 Us lifers, we'll stick together... 1007 00:51:06.606 --> 00:51:08.608 and you can fuck off. 1008 00:51:18.451 --> 00:51:20.244 -[gasps] -[audience groans] 1009 00:51:22.872 --> 00:51:24.957 -Hang me now. -[chuckling] 1010 00:51:26.501 --> 00:51:30.379 [Meat Wagon breathing heavily] 1011 00:51:35.092 --> 00:51:37.470 [Meat Wagon laughs] 1012 00:51:37.637 --> 00:51:41.307 [percussion beat intensifies] 1013 00:51:49.023 --> 00:51:50.107 Are you still with me? 1014 00:51:51.150 --> 00:51:52.693 Bender, clearly preparing to give 1015 00:51:52.860 --> 00:51:55.321 our home audience a motivational speech. 1016 00:51:55.905 --> 00:51:59.116 I said, are you with me? 1017 00:51:59.659 --> 00:52:00.743 Yeah! 1018 00:52:00.910 --> 00:52:03.329 [cheering and applauding] 1019 00:52:05.373 --> 00:52:07.041 [crowd whooping] 1020 00:52:09.961 --> 00:52:11.379 -Yo! -Fuck yeah. 1021 00:52:11.546 --> 00:52:12.964 Let's do it, Bender! 1022 00:52:13.965 --> 00:52:15.091 Let's get some. 1023 00:52:25.518 --> 00:52:27.812 Major props to the producers, man. 1024 00:52:27.979 --> 00:52:29.522 I mean, I never saw this one coming. 1025 00:52:30.314 --> 00:52:31.732 [cheering and applauding] 1026 00:52:31.899 --> 00:52:33.568 [Meat Wagon growling] 1027 00:52:39.156 --> 00:52:41.993 -[grunting] -[Meat Wagon screaming] 1028 00:52:47.665 --> 00:52:48.749 Enough. 1029 00:52:52.461 --> 00:52:55.006 -Motherfucker. [grunts] -[axe squelching] 1030 00:52:55.172 --> 00:52:56.966 [woman] Oh, Jesus. 1031 00:52:57.133 --> 00:52:58.259 [grunts] 1032 00:53:01.095 --> 00:53:02.930 -You did good. -[indistinct] 1033 00:53:03.097 --> 00:53:06.350 [dramatic music plays] 1034 00:53:06.809 --> 00:53:09.312 [crowd murmuring] 1035 00:53:12.523 --> 00:53:14.400 [Luke huffs] 1036 00:53:17.778 --> 00:53:20.865 [indistinct chatter] 1037 00:53:21.866 --> 00:53:25.536 ♪ 1038 00:53:25.703 --> 00:53:29.040 [cheering] 1039 00:53:35.046 --> 00:53:36.589 Oh, my God! 1040 00:53:36.756 --> 00:53:38.799 -Oh, my God. -Come on. 1041 00:53:38.966 --> 00:53:41.510 [crowd cheering] 1042 00:53:42.762 --> 00:53:43.930 Yeah! 1043 00:53:49.060 --> 00:53:52.313 [indistinct chanting] 1044 00:53:58.235 --> 00:54:00.279 You're a bad motherfucker, Marine. 1045 00:54:00.446 --> 00:54:03.157 [crowd chanting] 1046 00:54:10.081 --> 00:54:11.832 So, if, like, Bender is innocent, 1047 00:54:11.999 --> 00:54:13.292 does that mean, like, there's more hot guys 1048 00:54:13.459 --> 00:54:14.460 in jail like that? 1049 00:54:14.627 --> 00:54:16.879 Well, if Bender lives, 1050 00:54:17.046 --> 00:54:18.631 if he-- if he gets an action figure, 1051 00:54:18.798 --> 00:54:21.092 can Comic Con book him so I can get it signed maybe? 1052 00:54:21.258 --> 00:54:25.137 I mean, if he's innocent, why not just let him out now? 1053 00:54:25.304 --> 00:54:27.014 Due process. 1054 00:54:27.181 --> 00:54:28.975 All that pent up aggression we accumulate during the week? 1055 00:54:29.141 --> 00:54:30.893 I can't think of a better outlet for it. 1056 00:54:31.060 --> 00:54:33.813 Reminds me that time I got a black belt in jiu-jitsu. 1057 00:54:33.980 --> 00:54:36.232 This one-two punch combo, the teamwork. 1058 00:54:36.399 --> 00:54:37.942 It's a rare thing in the world today. 1059 00:54:38.109 --> 00:54:39.318 Yo, I'm gonna one-two punch you 1060 00:54:39.485 --> 00:54:41.112 if you don't let me rock the mic. 1061 00:54:41.278 --> 00:54:42.613 It's the most fascinating study of the human condition 1062 00:54:42.780 --> 00:54:45.199 since, well, the advent of social media. 1063 00:54:45.366 --> 00:54:47.159 I actually got into the ring myself recently. 1064 00:54:47.326 --> 00:54:48.828 I'm not going to say I'm a pro or anything, 1065 00:54:48.995 --> 00:54:50.579 but I definitely learned a thing or two about myself. 1066 00:54:50.746 --> 00:54:53.124 I saw some pretty crazy shit out on the battlefield. 1067 00:54:53.290 --> 00:54:54.458 I gotta tell you, 1068 00:54:54.625 --> 00:54:55.960 nothing compares to what I see here. 1069 00:54:56.127 --> 00:54:57.670 Yeah, that says a lot about you, though. 1070 00:54:57.837 --> 00:54:59.755 Dealing with kids all day, I mean, 1071 00:54:59.922 --> 00:55:01.882 sometimes I just want to fuck some shit up. 1072 00:55:02.049 --> 00:55:03.300 -[crowd laughing] -You know what I'm saying? 1073 00:55:03.467 --> 00:55:04.760 [reporter] I totally understand. 1074 00:55:04.927 --> 00:55:06.846 I did get hit in the head pretty bad. 1075 00:55:07.013 --> 00:55:08.347 Mom said I wasn't the same after that, 1076 00:55:08.514 --> 00:55:09.932 -can you believe it? -[reporter] Oh, wow. 1077 00:55:10.099 --> 00:55:12.309 I get up, I go down the garage 1078 00:55:12.476 --> 00:55:14.603 and I just unload on that heavy bag. 1079 00:55:14.770 --> 00:55:16.897 Bender was the surprise of the season, 1080 00:55:17.064 --> 00:55:18.357 but that doesn't mean he's going to keep up 1081 00:55:18.524 --> 00:55:19.859 -this winning streak. -That's true. 1082 00:55:20.026 --> 00:55:21.652 Look, I don't care who wins. 1083 00:55:21.819 --> 00:55:23.362 What I want to see is all the bloodshed, 1084 00:55:23.529 --> 00:55:25.239 grade-A type of stuff on screen tonight. 1085 00:55:25.406 --> 00:55:27.283 -That's all I care about. -Okay, nice. 1086 00:55:27.450 --> 00:55:29.368 Okay, great, amazing. Thank you, guys. 1087 00:55:29.535 --> 00:55:32.371 [menacing music plays] 1088 00:55:39.628 --> 00:55:41.213 [liquid bubbling] 1089 00:55:48.554 --> 00:55:51.557 "Death, be not proud, 1090 00:55:51.724 --> 00:55:54.268 for some have called you mighty and dreadful... 1091 00:55:55.144 --> 00:55:56.729 for thou art not so." 1092 00:55:57.688 --> 00:55:58.773 Do you know where that's from? 1093 00:55:59.690 --> 00:56:00.733 No. 1094 00:56:01.358 --> 00:56:02.568 It's a sonnet. 1095 00:56:03.152 --> 00:56:05.529 "Death, Be Not Proud", 1096 00:56:05.696 --> 00:56:07.531 written in the 1600s. 1097 00:56:11.702 --> 00:56:13.037 "For rest and sleep... 1098 00:56:13.996 --> 00:56:18.250 for thou picture be much pleasure, 1099 00:56:18.417 --> 00:56:21.295 for thee, much more must flow." 1100 00:56:21.462 --> 00:56:23.964 That's my favorite passage. 1101 00:56:24.548 --> 00:56:25.966 It gets me through my job. 1102 00:56:27.426 --> 00:56:28.511 How about you, Domino? 1103 00:56:30.679 --> 00:56:32.181 I don't understand the question. 1104 00:56:33.766 --> 00:56:35.267 I know you wouldn't. 1105 00:56:37.311 --> 00:56:39.480 All that cunning that you had... 1106 00:56:40.314 --> 00:56:43.317 all that precision, gone... 1107 00:56:44.235 --> 00:56:45.611 with a single injection. 1108 00:56:47.154 --> 00:56:48.280 Such a shame. 1109 00:56:49.281 --> 00:56:52.576 [phone ringing] 1110 00:56:53.786 --> 00:56:55.204 Yeah? 1111 00:56:57.665 --> 00:56:58.791 Pretty incredible, isn't it? 1112 00:56:59.333 --> 00:57:01.293 I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner. 1113 00:57:07.508 --> 00:57:09.552 I think it's a beautiful idea. 1114 00:57:10.344 --> 00:57:12.763 Our own universe of streaming programming. 1115 00:57:18.060 --> 00:57:19.728 Let's not jump to conclusions. 1116 00:57:19.895 --> 00:57:22.565 I'm pretty sure he'll give a big "fuck you" to that idea. 1117 00:57:22.731 --> 00:57:26.527 [ominous music plays] 1118 00:57:28.320 --> 00:57:30.531 Well, don't forget my executive producer credit. 1119 00:57:32.908 --> 00:57:34.702 He fucking swung and boom! 1120 00:57:34.869 --> 00:57:36.495 Knocked Meat Wagon the fuck out. 1121 00:57:37.121 --> 00:57:39.039 Shit, man, he hit that floor like a dollar store hooker. 1122 00:57:39.206 --> 00:57:40.583 -[laughing] -Okay, K-Town. 1123 00:57:40.749 --> 00:57:42.293 The fuck you know about dollar store hookers? 1124 00:57:42.459 --> 00:57:44.712 [chuckles] I thought you stuck to the penny saver. 1125 00:57:44.879 --> 00:57:46.881 Dollar store's a little too classy. 1126 00:57:47.047 --> 00:57:48.215 [laughing] 1127 00:57:48.382 --> 00:57:49.592 I got Y1,500. 1128 00:57:49.758 --> 00:57:53.262 [muffled electronic music playing] 1129 00:57:53.429 --> 00:57:54.930 Cheer up, my ninja. 1130 00:57:55.097 --> 00:57:57.057 Ninja, you're, like, one step closer to freedom. 1131 00:57:58.267 --> 00:58:00.436 Yeah, brother man. Bring it in. 1132 00:58:01.312 --> 00:58:03.564 Bring it in. Come on. 1133 00:58:05.065 --> 00:58:06.567 -Boom! -Yes! Yeah! 1134 00:58:07.318 --> 00:58:08.736 Good job, guys. 1135 00:58:08.903 --> 00:58:10.279 Hey Boggs. Oh, man. 1136 00:58:10.446 --> 00:58:12.072 I need you to get me something for my back. 1137 00:58:12.239 --> 00:58:13.282 You know, 'cause I'm carrying the whole fucking team. 1138 00:58:13.449 --> 00:58:14.575 You know I'm saying? 1139 00:58:15.159 --> 00:58:17.578 I hate to interrupt your little celebration here. 1140 00:58:17.745 --> 00:58:19.288 Producers want to see you upstairs. 1141 00:58:19.455 --> 00:58:20.831 -All of us? -Yep. 1142 00:58:20.998 --> 00:58:22.583 Shit. Him, too? 1143 00:58:22.750 --> 00:58:24.335 Unfortunately, yes. 1144 00:58:24.501 --> 00:58:26.837 -Why? -Big night. 1145 00:58:27.004 --> 00:58:28.881 -It's time to celebrate. -[Minty] Serious? 1146 00:58:29.465 --> 00:58:31.300 -Us? -In restraints. 1147 00:58:31.467 --> 00:58:33.969 Don't get excited and don't forget, 1148 00:58:34.803 --> 00:58:36.096 you've got an explosive in your head. 1149 00:58:36.263 --> 00:58:38.224 [chuckling] At least we'll die happy. 1150 00:58:39.725 --> 00:58:41.644 Five minutes. Be ready. 1151 00:58:43.354 --> 00:58:44.563 You know what this means, right? 1152 00:58:45.940 --> 00:58:46.941 Dude, we're going to have fucking pussy 1153 00:58:47.107 --> 00:58:48.317 lined up for miles. 1154 00:58:48.484 --> 00:58:49.944 We're, like, fucking rockstars now. 1155 00:58:50.110 --> 00:58:51.862 Oh, shit, even fucking Bill's gonna get laid. 1156 00:58:52.029 --> 00:58:53.489 Oh, shit, man! 1157 00:58:53.656 --> 00:58:55.574 [laughing] 1158 00:58:55.741 --> 00:58:58.953 ♪ 1159 00:59:02.414 --> 00:59:06.252 ♪ Don't wanna die [indistinct] ♪ 1160 00:59:06.418 --> 00:59:08.379 ♪ Shoot from the hip, baby ♪ 1161 00:59:08.879 --> 00:59:10.464 -Hold up, hold up, hold up. -What? 1162 00:59:10.631 --> 00:59:12.299 Not sure who let you out of the sewer, 1163 00:59:12.466 --> 00:59:14.885 but this is VIP only. 1164 00:59:15.052 --> 00:59:17.012 You must not be up on current events. 1165 00:59:18.055 --> 00:59:19.181 We are VIP. 1166 00:59:20.140 --> 00:59:21.183 It's invitation only. 1167 00:59:21.642 --> 00:59:23.560 Well, we have one of those. 1168 00:59:23.727 --> 00:59:25.104 Yeah? Who invited you? 1169 00:59:25.854 --> 00:59:26.939 The man. 1170 00:59:28.857 --> 00:59:29.984 Hey, fuckface. 1171 00:59:30.484 --> 00:59:32.319 Don't you know? We're special guests. 1172 00:59:34.947 --> 00:59:36.824 Okay, then. Enjoy your evening. 1173 00:59:43.414 --> 00:59:44.957 Hi, guys. Welcome. 1174 00:59:45.124 --> 00:59:47.668 -Hello. -May I offer you a drink? 1175 00:59:47.835 --> 00:59:49.545 Suck my pulse with a straw, yes! 1176 00:59:49.712 --> 00:59:50.796 Or two? 1177 00:59:51.297 --> 00:59:52.840 Oh, yeah, [indistinct]. 1178 00:59:53.299 --> 00:59:55.509 Oh. [chuckles] Oh, they're twins. 1179 00:59:55.676 --> 00:59:57.219 -Oh, yeah. -Follow me. 1180 00:59:59.596 --> 01:00:00.723 They'll [indistinct] 1181 01:00:00.889 --> 01:00:03.225 explosive chips in our necks 1182 01:00:03.392 --> 01:00:04.852 and then we can take off our cuffs. 1183 01:00:05.019 --> 01:00:07.438 Not everyone is as well-behaved as we are, right? 1184 01:00:07.604 --> 01:00:09.064 [chuckling] 1185 01:00:09.231 --> 01:00:10.816 I think they want you to mingle a little bit. 1186 01:00:10.983 --> 01:00:12.067 You two, come with me. 1187 01:00:14.945 --> 01:00:16.530 Hey. [chuckles] 1188 01:00:18.157 --> 01:00:20.784 There he is. The man of the hour. 1189 01:00:23.287 --> 01:00:24.913 Get over here, you badass son of a bitch. 1190 01:00:25.622 --> 01:00:26.749 Wait a minute. 1191 01:00:27.291 --> 01:00:29.043 You're telling me you've met this guy before? 1192 01:00:29.585 --> 01:00:30.961 Unfortunately. 1193 01:00:36.633 --> 01:00:37.760 [Belladonna] Pull up a chair, Luke. 1194 01:00:38.218 --> 01:00:39.887 I'll have one of the girls grab you a drink. 1195 01:00:40.054 --> 01:00:42.348 [Luke] If I can, I'd like to pass that offer 1196 01:00:42.514 --> 01:00:43.682 over to my friend. 1197 01:00:45.351 --> 01:00:47.019 [laughing] 1198 01:00:47.770 --> 01:00:48.896 What'll you have, boss? 1199 01:00:51.398 --> 01:00:52.483 Mint julep. 1200 01:00:54.735 --> 01:00:55.986 Candy. 1201 01:00:57.696 --> 01:00:58.781 Yes, sir? 1202 01:00:59.239 --> 01:01:01.283 Two mint juleps for my man here. 1203 01:01:01.450 --> 01:01:02.910 Coming right up. 1204 01:01:08.082 --> 01:01:10.209 Pretty impressive showing out there tonight. 1205 01:01:10.667 --> 01:01:11.919 You're the new fan favorite. 1206 01:01:12.753 --> 01:01:13.879 Well, it's fight or die. 1207 01:01:16.090 --> 01:01:18.258 Well, you'll thank me for that someday. 1208 01:01:20.177 --> 01:01:22.513 If my fiancée and her father are still alive... 1209 01:01:23.430 --> 01:01:24.556 I might. 1210 01:01:27.059 --> 01:01:28.685 Your team is made up 1211 01:01:28.852 --> 01:01:31.230 of people convicted in a court of law. 1212 01:01:32.106 --> 01:01:34.691 It must be a real moral conflict for you, 1213 01:01:34.858 --> 01:01:36.485 protecting the scum of the earth, 1214 01:01:36.652 --> 01:01:39.238 while you sit in here just for doing your duty. 1215 01:01:40.197 --> 01:01:41.824 Who says they're the scum of the earth? 1216 01:01:43.075 --> 01:01:44.368 [laughs] 1217 01:01:45.327 --> 01:01:48.163 I didn't know you Marines had such a good sense of humor. 1218 01:01:48.330 --> 01:01:51.125 I thought it was all oorah and Semper Fi. 1219 01:01:52.292 --> 01:01:53.836 Which reminds me... 1220 01:01:54.628 --> 01:01:56.880 what do you plan to do for work once you're free? 1221 01:01:58.674 --> 01:01:59.758 If I'm free. 1222 01:02:01.135 --> 01:02:03.137 Well, maybe I can help with that. 1223 01:02:04.596 --> 01:02:07.224 But not now. Enjoy the night. 1224 01:02:07.391 --> 01:02:08.559 [clicks tongue] 1225 01:02:08.725 --> 01:02:10.060 If you're interested in hearing about 1226 01:02:10.227 --> 01:02:12.020 an opportunity that's come up, 1227 01:02:12.187 --> 01:02:14.022 meet me in the green room later. 1228 01:02:20.404 --> 01:02:21.697 And, Bender... 1229 01:02:23.949 --> 01:02:25.159 this is entertainment. 1230 01:02:26.076 --> 01:02:27.411 That's all it is. 1231 01:02:27.578 --> 01:02:30.831 [people talking indistinctly] 1232 01:02:39.131 --> 01:02:41.925 [indistinct] 1233 01:02:46.847 --> 01:02:48.432 [Luke sighs] 1234 01:02:53.103 --> 01:02:54.188 Hi, guys. 1235 01:02:56.482 --> 01:02:57.566 So it's this, then? 1236 01:02:58.525 --> 01:02:59.651 Just doing our job, Jake. 1237 01:02:59.818 --> 01:03:00.944 [Luke] Yep. 1238 01:03:01.904 --> 01:03:02.988 [neck cracks] 1239 01:03:06.992 --> 01:03:08.410 -[blow thuds] -[grunting] 1240 01:03:14.249 --> 01:03:15.501 What's up, champ? 1241 01:03:17.628 --> 01:03:18.921 You should have taken that drink. 1242 01:03:19.546 --> 01:03:20.756 [Luke grunts] 1243 01:03:22.174 --> 01:03:24.092 [Luke groaning] 1244 01:03:24.259 --> 01:03:26.845 My inbox is blowing up with new sponsors. 1245 01:03:27.012 --> 01:03:28.555 The network wants to move 1246 01:03:28.722 --> 01:03:31.808 next week's follow-up episode to the weekend. 1247 01:03:33.519 --> 01:03:35.521 The problem is, you're good. 1248 01:03:36.146 --> 01:03:37.231 A little too good. 1249 01:03:38.732 --> 01:03:41.151 The network's talking about creating a spin-off 1250 01:03:41.318 --> 01:03:42.861 centered around you. 1251 01:03:43.445 --> 01:03:46.490 I made a promise to my mother before she died 1252 01:03:46.657 --> 01:03:48.867 not to let her pride and joy go under. 1253 01:03:49.952 --> 01:03:52.663 Of course, by pride and joy, she meant the company. 1254 01:03:54.081 --> 01:03:55.207 Not me. 1255 01:03:58.210 --> 01:03:59.795 It was Arena Wars that saved it. 1256 01:04:00.921 --> 01:04:02.172 It saved the company. 1257 01:04:03.131 --> 01:04:04.216 It saved me. 1258 01:04:04.800 --> 01:04:06.134 It saved my legacy. 1259 01:04:06.301 --> 01:04:08.178 You tell them I said no. 1260 01:04:08.720 --> 01:04:09.972 And fuck you. 1261 01:04:10.138 --> 01:04:12.140 Well, you see, even if you said yes, 1262 01:04:12.307 --> 01:04:14.184 this shows me they're looking elsewhere. 1263 01:04:15.143 --> 01:04:17.980 I can't have my saving grace also be my downfall. 1264 01:04:19.106 --> 01:04:21.817 So, you're going to kill me then? 1265 01:04:23.694 --> 01:04:24.736 [chuckles] No. 1266 01:04:25.445 --> 01:04:28.615 Hell, I can't even handicap you, that'd be too obvious. 1267 01:04:29.491 --> 01:04:32.202 But what's the one thing that's kept you going 1268 01:04:32.369 --> 01:04:34.204 the whole time you've been locked up? 1269 01:04:35.038 --> 01:04:37.791 You don't need to answer, as we already know. 1270 01:04:39.793 --> 01:04:41.878 The call's from your former commanding officer, 1271 01:04:42.045 --> 01:04:45.257 who is also father of the love of your life 1272 01:04:45.424 --> 01:04:47.050 and a father figure to you. 1273 01:04:49.469 --> 01:04:50.554 [Luke grunts] 1274 01:04:51.263 --> 01:04:53.932 [dramatic music plays] 1275 01:04:57.603 --> 01:04:59.021 What is this? This-- 1276 01:05:01.356 --> 01:05:04.693 Your fiancée and father-in-law are dead. 1277 01:05:05.277 --> 01:05:06.528 [Gideon] Five years ago. 1278 01:05:06.695 --> 01:05:08.739 Hit by a drunk driver on Christmas Day. 1279 01:05:08.905 --> 01:05:10.657 Killed instantly. 1280 01:05:12.200 --> 01:05:14.995 You're lying. He talks to me. 1281 01:05:17.164 --> 01:05:18.582 It's a deep fake. 1282 01:05:19.791 --> 01:05:20.917 Fuck you! 1283 01:05:23.420 --> 01:05:27.049 ♪ 1284 01:05:30.927 --> 01:05:32.888 [Khan] [indistinct] with those two cocktail waitresses 1285 01:05:33.055 --> 01:05:34.973 -from the party. -[Minty] [indistinct] party. 1286 01:05:37.851 --> 01:05:38.935 Luke? 1287 01:05:39.394 --> 01:05:40.937 -[Minty] Luke. -[Khan] Hey, brother. 1288 01:05:42.230 --> 01:05:44.066 -You all right? -[Luke grunts] 1289 01:05:44.232 --> 01:05:45.317 Come on, let's get up. 1290 01:05:46.193 --> 01:05:47.277 Let's get out of here. 1291 01:05:48.195 --> 01:05:49.529 -You all right? -[Luke] I'm fine. 1292 01:05:51.823 --> 01:05:53.075 [Minty] I'm going to get him, Khan. 1293 01:05:57.621 --> 01:05:59.081 These sure don't look like they came 1294 01:05:59.247 --> 01:06:00.624 from the hits he took on the show. 1295 01:06:01.583 --> 01:06:03.043 We've been sparring. 1296 01:06:03.210 --> 01:06:05.379 Then how come you two don't have any bruises? 1297 01:06:05.545 --> 01:06:07.255 'Cause we're badasses that don't get hit. 1298 01:06:08.632 --> 01:06:09.925 I guess that's a better excuse 1299 01:06:10.092 --> 01:06:11.927 than saying you fell down some stairs. 1300 01:06:14.137 --> 01:06:15.222 What's going on? 1301 01:06:16.807 --> 01:06:18.642 Found him in the green room, knocked out. 1302 01:06:20.060 --> 01:06:21.228 Luke. 1303 01:06:22.229 --> 01:06:23.313 Marine! 1304 01:06:25.065 --> 01:06:26.149 You with me? 1305 01:06:27.901 --> 01:06:29.069 [Luke groans] 1306 01:06:30.404 --> 01:06:32.447 [Luke] Fuck. Fuck. 1307 01:06:36.493 --> 01:06:37.577 I'm-- I'm fine. 1308 01:06:39.538 --> 01:06:41.498 Thank you, Hopkins. I'll take it from here. 1309 01:06:44.251 --> 01:06:45.877 All right, what happened? 1310 01:06:47.921 --> 01:06:49.589 I cut myself shaving. 1311 01:06:50.340 --> 01:06:51.591 That's bullshit. 1312 01:06:52.718 --> 01:06:54.928 Belladonna doesn't get involved in matches 1313 01:06:55.095 --> 01:06:56.972 unless there's something going down. 1314 01:06:58.557 --> 01:07:00.142 So, again, what's going on? 1315 01:07:03.270 --> 01:07:04.354 [Luke sighs] 1316 01:07:05.939 --> 01:07:08.567 He says the network wants to offer me a spinoff. 1317 01:07:09.151 --> 01:07:10.819 Wait, how's that a bad thing? 1318 01:07:11.486 --> 01:07:12.946 He thinks I'm a threat to him. 1319 01:07:13.530 --> 01:07:15.907 [Minty] This sounds like some paranoid bullshit to me. 1320 01:07:16.491 --> 01:07:18.618 If there's one thing I know about that man, 1321 01:07:18.785 --> 01:07:19.828 you don't mess with his money. 1322 01:07:19.995 --> 01:07:21.538 I'm not a killer, 1323 01:07:21.705 --> 01:07:23.039 or whatever it is he wants me to be. 1324 01:07:23.206 --> 01:07:24.291 I'm a soldier. 1325 01:07:25.167 --> 01:07:27.335 -That's it? -Yeah. 1326 01:07:28.962 --> 01:07:30.046 I don't think so. 1327 01:07:32.007 --> 01:07:33.759 You look like someone whose heart's been ripped out 1328 01:07:33.925 --> 01:07:35.260 and crushed in front of them. 1329 01:07:37.095 --> 01:07:38.221 See that a lot in here. 1330 01:07:42.601 --> 01:07:44.770 Weekly calls that I've been getting... 1331 01:07:46.146 --> 01:07:48.523 from my would-be father-in-law were never real. 1332 01:07:53.570 --> 01:07:55.197 He and my fiancée... 1333 01:07:57.574 --> 01:07:59.910 died five years ago. 1334 01:08:01.328 --> 01:08:03.038 And I was never told. 1335 01:08:07.667 --> 01:08:08.752 [Minty] Sorry, man. 1336 01:08:09.795 --> 01:08:12.839 [somber music plays] 1337 01:08:14.257 --> 01:08:15.509 This-- that's the only thing 1338 01:08:15.675 --> 01:08:16.927 that's kept me going in here. 1339 01:08:19.179 --> 01:08:20.263 Every day. 1340 01:08:24.601 --> 01:08:26.144 All these fucking years. 1341 01:08:28.188 --> 01:08:30.649 Fuck! [sobbing] 1342 01:08:31.733 --> 01:08:34.194 Luke. Listen to me. 1343 01:08:35.153 --> 01:08:37.364 We're in this together. Okay? 1344 01:08:38.240 --> 01:08:39.699 You got us. 1345 01:08:40.492 --> 01:08:41.618 [Minty] All of us. 1346 01:08:41.785 --> 01:08:43.912 -We're family. -Don't worry. 1347 01:08:49.543 --> 01:08:51.253 Let's show him what pain is. 1348 01:08:52.003 --> 01:08:53.129 Damn right. 1349 01:08:53.296 --> 01:08:56.049 [announcer talking indistinctly] 1350 01:09:04.641 --> 01:09:06.643 Wow. Hey. 1351 01:09:07.853 --> 01:09:09.771 Wow, this is a surprise. 1352 01:09:10.272 --> 01:09:13.024 What brings you down from your supervillain lair? 1353 01:09:13.900 --> 01:09:15.402 Funny. [chuckles] 1354 01:09:15.569 --> 01:09:17.070 Remember that material for the air. 1355 01:09:18.196 --> 01:09:20.740 Somehow I don't think you came down here to tell me that. 1356 01:09:21.408 --> 01:09:22.826 Just a little wellness visit. 1357 01:09:23.493 --> 01:09:25.662 How are you and Moses feeling lately? 1358 01:09:25.829 --> 01:09:28.999 Well, you know, um, I got really high cholesterol. 1359 01:09:29.875 --> 01:09:32.377 And Moses, unfortunately, has a heart murmur. 1360 01:09:34.379 --> 01:09:35.922 Seriously, what's on your mind? 1361 01:09:36.756 --> 01:09:37.883 Listen. [sighs] 1362 01:09:38.800 --> 01:09:42.345 Whatever happens tonight, don't stop the show. 1363 01:09:42.512 --> 01:09:43.680 Keep it going. 1364 01:09:44.639 --> 01:09:47.809 What he's saying is, no matter what you see... 1365 01:09:48.977 --> 01:09:50.312 the show must go on. 1366 01:09:50.896 --> 01:09:53.690 I get it. Don't have to tell me twice. 1367 01:09:55.025 --> 01:09:56.359 Thanks, chief. 1368 01:09:56.526 --> 01:09:59.070 [announcer talking indistinctly] 1369 01:10:01.656 --> 01:10:03.658 [doctor] I increased the dosage quite a bit. 1370 01:10:03.825 --> 01:10:06.244 A handful of mental sedatives 1371 01:10:06.411 --> 01:10:08.538 whose names you wouldn't be able to pronounce. 1372 01:10:09.164 --> 01:10:11.291 They'll be sitting pretty for quite a while. 1373 01:10:11.458 --> 01:10:13.168 -[injecting gun hisses] -Domino. 1374 01:10:13.960 --> 01:10:16.087 Hey. Don't forget. 1375 01:10:19.674 --> 01:10:20.759 Yes. 1376 01:10:22.052 --> 01:10:23.136 [injecting gun hisses] 1377 01:10:24.638 --> 01:10:27.474 Welcome back to another episode of... 1378 01:10:28.433 --> 01:10:29.893 Arena Wars! 1379 01:10:30.060 --> 01:10:32.062 -I love when we do that. -[laughing] 1380 01:10:32.646 --> 01:10:34.105 This special episode will feature 1381 01:10:34.272 --> 01:10:36.316 the return of our first contestants 1382 01:10:36.483 --> 01:10:39.277 to last more than one week in five seasons. 1383 01:10:39.444 --> 01:10:40.946 And don't forget Luke Bender, 1384 01:10:41.112 --> 01:10:44.366 former Marine and the first innocent contestant 1385 01:10:44.532 --> 01:10:46.701 in the history of the show. 1386 01:10:47.160 --> 01:10:48.745 Here it is. Here it is. 1387 01:10:49.829 --> 01:10:51.957 [indistinct cheering] 1388 01:10:53.750 --> 01:10:55.043 -Yes! -[Khan] Another one down! 1389 01:10:56.378 --> 01:10:58.922 -Lucky shot. -Oh, lucky my ass, man. 1390 01:10:59.089 --> 01:11:01.174 Teamwork makes the dream work, [indistinct], all right? 1391 01:11:02.676 --> 01:11:04.719 I see people come in here one night, get lucky, 1392 01:11:04.886 --> 01:11:06.096 come back for the next show, 1393 01:11:06.262 --> 01:11:08.181 get wiped out in the first ten seconds. 1394 01:11:08.348 --> 01:11:09.933 Sounds like you have a bad judge of character, my friend. 1395 01:11:10.100 --> 01:11:11.977 The only person getting lucky tonight is your mom. 1396 01:11:12.143 --> 01:11:14.729 [laughing] 1397 01:11:15.814 --> 01:11:17.273 See you now. Bye-bye. 1398 01:11:17.440 --> 01:11:18.692 Oh. 1399 01:11:18.858 --> 01:11:20.360 [indistinct] 1400 01:11:20.527 --> 01:11:22.237 I wonder how much money that [indistinct], man. 1401 01:11:22.404 --> 01:11:24.322 [all laughing] 1402 01:11:24.489 --> 01:11:25.490 Let's go. 1403 01:11:25.657 --> 01:11:27.117 [upbeat rap song plays] 1404 01:11:27.283 --> 01:11:30.078 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1405 01:11:30.245 --> 01:11:33.206 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1406 01:11:33.373 --> 01:11:36.793 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1407 01:11:36.960 --> 01:11:39.462 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1408 01:11:40.213 --> 01:11:42.590 [crowd cheering and applauding] 1409 01:11:44.676 --> 01:11:47.887 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1410 01:11:48.555 --> 01:11:50.974 When we first saw these guys, 1411 01:11:51.141 --> 01:11:53.268 I didn't think a damn thing about them. 1412 01:11:53.435 --> 01:11:55.145 A bunch of sad sack losers. 1413 01:11:55.311 --> 01:11:57.605 And now I actually think they have a chance 1414 01:11:57.772 --> 01:11:59.816 to win the whole thing, you know? 1415 01:11:59.983 --> 01:12:01.818 But I've been wrong before too. 1416 01:12:02.318 --> 01:12:05.447 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1417 01:12:05.613 --> 01:12:08.992 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1418 01:12:09.159 --> 01:12:12.495 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1419 01:12:12.662 --> 01:12:15.540 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1420 01:12:15.707 --> 01:12:19.127 [crowd cheering and applauding] 1421 01:12:20.462 --> 01:12:21.838 [woman] I know everyone's going crazy 1422 01:12:22.005 --> 01:12:23.506 for Luke Bender, but Minty? 1423 01:12:23.673 --> 01:12:25.800 Now that is a real man. 1424 01:12:26.301 --> 01:12:27.802 [chuckling] 1425 01:12:27.969 --> 01:12:31.056 They got us a dope-ass theme song and everything. 1426 01:12:31.598 --> 01:12:33.058 -Hell yeah. -[Minty chuckles] 1427 01:12:33.808 --> 01:12:35.685 You ever thought you'd be a celebrity, K-Town? 1428 01:12:36.895 --> 01:12:38.605 Not unless you count the evening news. 1429 01:12:40.482 --> 01:12:41.816 Shit, I've missed this stuff. 1430 01:12:44.069 --> 01:12:45.737 [knuckles cracking] 1431 01:12:46.654 --> 01:12:47.864 [indistinct] 1432 01:12:48.823 --> 01:12:49.908 Oh, yeah. 1433 01:12:50.909 --> 01:12:52.410 All that's missing is the crowd. 1434 01:12:53.912 --> 01:12:55.038 I need the energy. 1435 01:13:00.126 --> 01:13:02.837 Luke Bender. Nice to meet you, babe. 1436 01:13:03.004 --> 01:13:04.631 I'm Holly Daze. 1437 01:13:05.215 --> 01:13:08.093 Tell us, how are you feeling about tonight's showdown? 1438 01:13:13.181 --> 01:13:14.349 I, um... 1439 01:13:17.393 --> 01:13:19.229 First I should probably, uh... 1440 01:13:20.522 --> 01:13:22.065 thank the producers... 1441 01:13:23.608 --> 01:13:26.903 for this incredible opportunity. 1442 01:13:30.615 --> 01:13:32.575 [indistinct] for the hype, right? 1443 01:13:33.660 --> 01:13:35.120 Not disappoint the viewers at home. 1444 01:13:35.286 --> 01:13:36.496 That's right. 1445 01:13:38.998 --> 01:13:41.251 When I fight, I'm not fighting for money. 1446 01:13:43.503 --> 01:13:44.838 I'm fighting for you. 1447 01:13:46.089 --> 01:13:48.675 [cheering and applauding in distance] 1448 01:13:55.181 --> 01:13:57.684 Why don't you go down and check on Holly Daze's dressing room? 1449 01:13:58.268 --> 01:14:00.186 Some commotion going on down there. 1450 01:14:00.687 --> 01:14:01.938 What? Again? 1451 01:14:09.279 --> 01:14:12.365 [cheering and applauding] 1452 01:14:13.491 --> 01:14:15.368 Are you ready? 1453 01:14:16.870 --> 01:14:20.081 -I said, are you ready? -[cheering] 1454 01:14:20.915 --> 01:14:23.835 [Holly] Then let's fucking do this! 1455 01:14:25.962 --> 01:14:28.590 [ominous music plays] 1456 01:14:29.299 --> 01:14:31.176 -[chainsaw whirring] -[Luke] Go back! Back! 1457 01:14:34.220 --> 01:14:35.847 [chainsaw whirring] 1458 01:14:36.014 --> 01:14:37.056 Anyone got a plan? 1459 01:14:37.223 --> 01:14:38.641 Sun Tzu. Art of War. 1460 01:14:38.808 --> 01:14:40.393 Old school guerrilla warfare tactics. 1461 01:14:40.560 --> 01:14:42.061 I'll take [indistinct] that, brother. 1462 01:14:42.228 --> 01:14:44.272 If you run and dodge [indistinct]. 1463 01:14:44.439 --> 01:14:45.899 Sounds easy enough. 1464 01:14:46.065 --> 01:14:47.775 Just keep moving, confuse him and ambush, got it? 1465 01:14:47.942 --> 01:14:50.028 -[all] Got it. -Come on, you fucker! 1466 01:14:50.195 --> 01:14:51.905 [chainsaw whirring] 1467 01:14:53.573 --> 01:14:55.742 [cheering] 1468 01:14:57.327 --> 01:14:58.828 [Luke grunts] 1469 01:15:03.625 --> 01:15:04.667 [Minty screams] 1470 01:15:04.834 --> 01:15:06.377 [audience exclaims] 1471 01:15:08.838 --> 01:15:10.632 [Luke grunting] 1472 01:15:14.260 --> 01:15:15.553 -[Khan screams] -[meat squelching] 1473 01:15:15.720 --> 01:15:18.431 Yes! Yes! That's the one right there. 1474 01:15:19.807 --> 01:15:21.267 Against the rules to celebrate? 1475 01:15:21.434 --> 01:15:23.895 -It's not against the rules. -I wasn't asking. 1476 01:15:24.562 --> 01:15:27.357 [crowd cheering] 1477 01:15:28.399 --> 01:15:30.068 I'm fucking dying. 1478 01:15:35.573 --> 01:15:39.077 Listen, uh, on a serious note now, um... 1479 01:15:41.996 --> 01:15:44.457 [sighs] A word from our sponsors. 1480 01:15:49.212 --> 01:15:51.631 [shaky breathing] 1481 01:15:52.298 --> 01:15:54.342 Breathe through it. Stay with me. 1482 01:15:57.303 --> 01:15:58.388 This is my fault. 1483 01:15:59.764 --> 01:16:00.890 I caused it. 1484 01:16:02.016 --> 01:16:03.184 I put you here. 1485 01:16:03.351 --> 01:16:04.477 Don't be sorry. 1486 01:16:06.437 --> 01:16:09.983 [ragged breathing] Just glad that I got to spend the day... 1487 01:16:12.944 --> 01:16:15.905 side by side with all of you. 1488 01:16:16.072 --> 01:16:19.367 [somber music plays] 1489 01:16:22.203 --> 01:16:23.538 [sniffles] Stay with me. 1490 01:16:24.414 --> 01:16:26.582 [breathing shakily] It's okay. 1491 01:16:30.336 --> 01:16:31.504 [Minty exhales] 1492 01:16:35.174 --> 01:16:37.969 ♪ 1493 01:16:38.136 --> 01:16:39.804 [Minty crying] 1494 01:16:44.934 --> 01:16:46.060 [Minty grunts forcefully] 1495 01:16:52.275 --> 01:16:53.651 Minty, look at me. 1496 01:16:54.694 --> 01:16:55.987 -[Minty cries] -I'm sorry. 1497 01:16:56.738 --> 01:16:59.907 I am so goddamn sorry, but we have to keep moving. 1498 01:17:01.659 --> 01:17:03.119 You gotta keep moving. 1499 01:17:04.120 --> 01:17:05.747 You can do this. All right? 1500 01:17:06.289 --> 01:17:07.874 Come on. Come on. 1501 01:17:08.416 --> 01:17:09.500 Come. 1502 01:17:12.712 --> 01:17:13.796 [Minty sighs] 1503 01:17:15.131 --> 01:17:19.010 ♪ 1504 01:17:33.316 --> 01:17:34.484 We must be [indistinct], huh? 1505 01:17:35.693 --> 01:17:36.819 Yeah, we must be. 1506 01:17:38.446 --> 01:17:39.530 [Luke] Hey. 1507 01:17:40.907 --> 01:17:42.033 You going to be all right? 1508 01:17:43.868 --> 01:17:44.952 You good? 1509 01:17:48.539 --> 01:17:50.583 [sighs] As good as I can be. 1510 01:17:52.168 --> 01:17:53.294 You? 1511 01:17:55.588 --> 01:17:57.882 -Same. -Hey, Billie. 1512 01:17:58.508 --> 01:18:00.635 Hey. You okay? 1513 01:18:00.802 --> 01:18:01.969 Yeah. 1514 01:18:02.845 --> 01:18:03.971 Yeah. 1515 01:18:04.639 --> 01:18:05.807 How long do you think we've got? 1516 01:18:06.849 --> 01:18:08.601 Not long. Maybe another 10, 15 seconds. 1517 01:18:08.768 --> 01:18:09.852 We need to be ready. 1518 01:18:11.854 --> 01:18:14.065 No more fucking surprises. 1519 01:18:14.982 --> 01:18:17.235 Yeah. It's go time. 1520 01:18:23.032 --> 01:18:26.244 [suspenseful music plays] 1521 01:18:33.793 --> 01:18:35.628 [Mister Smiles laughing] 1522 01:18:35.795 --> 01:18:37.797 [Minty chuckling] 1523 01:18:44.137 --> 01:18:46.848 [chainsaw whirring] 1524 01:18:48.349 --> 01:18:49.434 [growling] 1525 01:18:51.811 --> 01:18:54.188 [growling] 1526 01:18:56.732 --> 01:18:58.443 -[Luke grunts] -[audience exclaims] 1527 01:18:59.402 --> 01:19:00.778 [man] It's bad. It's bad. 1528 01:19:00.945 --> 01:19:03.239 [Khan yells out, grunts] 1529 01:19:05.741 --> 01:19:07.535 [audience boos] 1530 01:19:08.286 --> 01:19:09.620 [Billie grunts] 1531 01:19:15.626 --> 01:19:16.836 [growling] 1532 01:19:17.420 --> 01:19:19.088 -[Luke] Over here. -[Mister Smiles growls] 1533 01:19:19.255 --> 01:19:21.674 [cheering] 1534 01:19:28.264 --> 01:19:29.807 [growling] 1535 01:19:59.921 --> 01:20:01.923 [applause] 1536 01:20:02.089 --> 01:20:03.633 [Mister Smiles wheezing] 1537 01:20:12.642 --> 01:20:14.894 -[Billie grunting] -[blows landing] 1538 01:20:19.273 --> 01:20:20.483 [Billie groans] 1539 01:20:21.484 --> 01:20:22.985 Hey, hey, hey. 1540 01:20:23.152 --> 01:20:25.613 You're okay, you're okay. 1541 01:20:25.780 --> 01:20:28.157 Billie-- Billie stop! Stop! Billie, Billie, Billie. 1542 01:20:28.324 --> 01:20:30.409 He's done. He's done. 1543 01:20:30.576 --> 01:20:32.787 It passes, okay? It passes. 1544 01:20:32.954 --> 01:20:34.205 -[Billie panting] -Are you all right? 1545 01:20:35.623 --> 01:20:37.917 Oh, fuck. Yeah, fuck. 1546 01:20:38.584 --> 01:20:40.211 I've been hit harder than that fighting. 1547 01:20:41.379 --> 01:20:43.506 [sighs] I'm good. I'm good. 1548 01:20:44.465 --> 01:20:45.883 [sighs] 1549 01:20:46.050 --> 01:20:47.260 Wow. 1550 01:20:47.426 --> 01:20:48.886 That-- that's a twist right there. 1551 01:20:49.053 --> 01:20:51.138 I just got a text that the odds on Luke Bender 1552 01:20:51.305 --> 01:20:53.099 are going through the roof in Vegas right now. 1553 01:20:56.978 --> 01:20:58.646 [Minty] So, when does round three start? 1554 01:20:58.813 --> 01:21:00.147 Fuck, I don't know, man. 1555 01:21:00.314 --> 01:21:01.649 That fucking asshole caught me off guard. 1556 01:21:02.567 --> 01:21:05.111 All right, guys, we got to move. We have to finish this. 1557 01:21:06.571 --> 01:21:08.281 You lead the way, badass. 1558 01:21:09.031 --> 01:21:10.283 -[Minty laughs] -Thanks. 1559 01:21:10.449 --> 01:21:12.493 Okay, let's go. [grunts] 1560 01:21:13.327 --> 01:21:14.412 [Khan groans] 1561 01:21:17.790 --> 01:21:19.709 [device beeping] 1562 01:21:27.717 --> 01:21:28.843 Welcome to the party. 1563 01:21:29.510 --> 01:21:31.304 [device beeping] 1564 01:21:36.309 --> 01:21:39.520 [suspenseful music plays] 1565 01:21:39.687 --> 01:21:41.731 Be ready, guys. Just be ready. 1566 01:21:44.525 --> 01:21:48.487 [cheering and applauding] 1567 01:21:51.574 --> 01:21:53.409 [metal scrapes on tiles] 1568 01:21:53.576 --> 01:21:55.661 -You're ours, motherfucker. -[chainsaw whirring] 1569 01:21:56.120 --> 01:21:58.581 [garbled growling] 1570 01:22:08.507 --> 01:22:10.051 [Billie grunts] 1571 01:22:12.553 --> 01:22:13.638 This is for Carl. 1572 01:22:14.096 --> 01:22:15.640 -[garbled growling] -[Minty grunts] 1573 01:22:19.935 --> 01:22:22.146 [cheering and applauding] 1574 01:22:24.523 --> 01:22:26.984 [growling] 1575 01:22:41.207 --> 01:22:43.834 [all grunting] 1576 01:22:44.001 --> 01:22:45.461 [garbled groaning] 1577 01:22:51.384 --> 01:22:53.135 [Cutie Pie giggles] 1578 01:22:53.302 --> 01:22:55.513 [Luke screams] 1579 01:22:56.931 --> 01:22:58.933 Oh! Oh, my God! 1580 01:22:59.100 --> 01:23:01.227 -[indistinct] -Is that her? Cutie Pie! 1581 01:23:01.394 --> 01:23:03.020 [Cutie Pie screams] 1582 01:23:03.187 --> 01:23:05.398 [both grunting] 1583 01:23:16.200 --> 01:23:17.993 [Billie screams] 1584 01:23:18.994 --> 01:23:20.579 [Cutie Pie laughs] Yes! 1585 01:23:22.123 --> 01:23:24.542 [indistinct] 1586 01:23:24.709 --> 01:23:27.128 -Here, kitty, kitty. -[Cutie Pie] Meow. Come on. 1587 01:23:27.294 --> 01:23:28.838 [Minty laughing] 1588 01:23:29.004 --> 01:23:31.716 [Luke grunting] 1589 01:23:35.594 --> 01:23:36.971 [Khan] On the house, remember? 1590 01:23:38.514 --> 01:23:40.474 [pills rattling] 1591 01:23:42.768 --> 01:23:44.520 -That's it. -[Luke gulps] 1592 01:23:44.687 --> 01:23:46.439 [shuddering] 1593 01:23:46.605 --> 01:23:48.649 How-- how long do they take to kick in? 1594 01:23:48.816 --> 01:23:50.526 They're super fast-acting. 1595 01:23:51.610 --> 01:23:52.737 There you go. 1596 01:23:59.118 --> 01:24:00.411 There you go, there you go. 1597 01:24:00.578 --> 01:24:03.664 [Luke panting] 1598 01:24:03.831 --> 01:24:07.626 Three, two, one. 1599 01:24:08.544 --> 01:24:09.879 Now. 1600 01:24:13.966 --> 01:24:17.386 [Calypso panting] 1601 01:24:24.310 --> 01:24:27.396 [Luke panting] 1602 01:24:28.147 --> 01:24:29.774 [neck cracking] 1603 01:24:33.444 --> 01:24:34.570 [indistinct] 1604 01:24:34.737 --> 01:24:37.239 [cheering] 1605 01:24:42.203 --> 01:24:44.622 [Calypso screams out] 1606 01:24:45.623 --> 01:24:46.832 Get the axe! 1607 01:24:47.500 --> 01:24:49.502 -Get the axe! -[Calypso groaning] 1608 01:24:57.760 --> 01:24:58.969 [Cutie Pie squeals] 1609 01:25:02.264 --> 01:25:04.725 [Cutie Pie grunting] 1610 01:25:04.892 --> 01:25:05.976 Come on! 1611 01:25:07.478 --> 01:25:09.855 [Cutie Pie] No. No! No! 1612 01:25:11.524 --> 01:25:12.817 -[squelching] -[Cutie Pie] No! 1613 01:25:15.945 --> 01:25:17.279 [Cutie Pie wheezing] 1614 01:25:17.446 --> 01:25:18.781 Something's wrong. 1615 01:25:19.615 --> 01:25:21.826 Yeah, the stupid one handed something to Bender. 1616 01:25:22.618 --> 01:25:24.370 Wonder how that got past security. 1617 01:25:25.162 --> 01:25:26.247 Any ideas? 1618 01:25:30.793 --> 01:25:31.877 Domino? 1619 01:25:34.046 --> 01:25:35.172 Yes? 1620 01:25:36.215 --> 01:25:37.675 [Cutie Pie] No, don't! 1621 01:25:38.467 --> 01:25:40.344 -Please! -What? 1622 01:25:40.845 --> 01:25:42.179 Please! 1623 01:25:42.346 --> 01:25:43.556 Talk! 1624 01:25:44.640 --> 01:25:46.016 You took your dose, right? 1625 01:25:46.517 --> 01:25:48.602 I was in the room with you, but-- 1626 01:25:48.769 --> 01:25:49.979 I always do. 1627 01:25:51.522 --> 01:25:52.815 Yes or no? 1628 01:25:53.691 --> 01:25:54.733 Yes. 1629 01:25:55.401 --> 01:25:56.485 I took the dose. 1630 01:25:57.319 --> 01:25:59.405 [Gideon] If you're telling the truth, 1631 01:25:59.572 --> 01:26:00.656 then you wouldn't mind providing us 1632 01:26:00.823 --> 01:26:02.408 with a blood sample, would you? 1633 01:26:03.200 --> 01:26:04.410 Of course not. 1634 01:26:05.369 --> 01:26:07.204 I'm always willing to comply. 1635 01:26:09.665 --> 01:26:11.292 [Belladonna] She hesitated. 1636 01:26:14.461 --> 01:26:15.629 Talk! 1637 01:26:16.505 --> 01:26:17.590 [Cutie Pie] They dose us. 1638 01:26:18.257 --> 01:26:20.092 None of us want to be here! 1639 01:26:21.468 --> 01:26:22.511 You see that? 1640 01:26:23.053 --> 01:26:24.471 You're telling this to the world. 1641 01:26:26.181 --> 01:26:28.475 I think you've forgotten how much you owe me. 1642 01:26:28.642 --> 01:26:30.603 I don't owe you anything. 1643 01:26:31.645 --> 01:26:33.147 You'd have died in the arena. 1644 01:26:33.314 --> 01:26:34.648 You owe me your life. 1645 01:26:34.815 --> 01:26:37.359 [whimpers] This is no life. 1646 01:26:39.862 --> 01:26:43.324 [intense music plays] 1647 01:26:43.490 --> 01:26:44.909 [Domino cries] 1648 01:26:45.910 --> 01:26:47.912 What were you in for again? 1649 01:26:50.372 --> 01:26:51.832 Oh, that's right. 1650 01:26:51.999 --> 01:26:54.752 You were a hired killer. A sniper. 1651 01:26:55.961 --> 01:26:57.963 Thought you'd have at least examined your own weapon. 1652 01:26:58.631 --> 01:26:59.882 [gun clicks] 1653 01:27:03.677 --> 01:27:04.970 [Domino inhales] 1654 01:27:08.599 --> 01:27:09.934 Please don't kill me. 1655 01:27:12.895 --> 01:27:14.229 Oh, I'm not going to kill you. 1656 01:27:15.064 --> 01:27:16.690 That would be a waste of talent. 1657 01:27:18.108 --> 01:27:19.818 I'm just going to transfer you. 1658 01:27:21.862 --> 01:27:23.238 [injecting gun hisses] 1659 01:27:25.574 --> 01:27:26.951 Back to the arena. 1660 01:27:33.749 --> 01:27:35.793 -Who doses you? -[Cutie Pie gasps] 1661 01:27:36.502 --> 01:27:37.878 Who doses you? 1662 01:27:38.045 --> 01:27:40.214 [audience murmuring] 1663 01:27:41.632 --> 01:27:44.468 -Talk! -[Cutie Pie whimpering] 1664 01:27:44.635 --> 01:27:46.136 [gunshot booms] 1665 01:27:48.222 --> 01:27:49.348 Get your ass over there. 1666 01:27:52.685 --> 01:27:54.228 Welcome to sudden death. 1667 01:27:54.395 --> 01:27:57.398 ♪ 1668 01:27:59.400 --> 01:28:01.485 -Let him go. -We're still on the air, Luke. 1669 01:28:02.528 --> 01:28:04.655 What kind of show would that be for the audience? 1670 01:28:05.489 --> 01:28:07.866 You force these people to be on your kill squad. 1671 01:28:09.118 --> 01:28:11.203 Just like you forced me to be on your show. 1672 01:28:11.370 --> 01:28:12.663 Well, it's hard to keep 1673 01:28:12.830 --> 01:28:14.248 a steady flow of willing participants 1674 01:28:14.415 --> 01:28:15.666 when death's part of the deal. 1675 01:28:15.833 --> 01:28:18.669 I said let him go. 1676 01:28:19.169 --> 01:28:21.630 Don't worry about me, brother. He's going to kill me-- 1677 01:28:22.089 --> 01:28:23.173 Quiet! 1678 01:28:23.632 --> 01:28:25.092 Spoilers. 1679 01:28:25.259 --> 01:28:27.469 You shoot him and then what? 1680 01:28:27.928 --> 01:28:29.430 We find out if you're really a killer. 1681 01:28:31.015 --> 01:28:32.391 No. 1682 01:28:32.558 --> 01:28:34.226 Don't tell me you never killed a man in battle. 1683 01:28:34.810 --> 01:28:37.021 And don't tell me you didn't feel a rush from it. 1684 01:28:37.187 --> 01:28:38.230 This isn't war. 1685 01:28:38.397 --> 01:28:40.607 The audience is bloodthirsty, 1686 01:28:40.774 --> 01:28:42.067 and you gave them what they wanted. 1687 01:28:42.985 --> 01:28:44.236 It's war. 1688 01:28:44.403 --> 01:28:45.904 What does that make you? 1689 01:28:47.406 --> 01:28:48.949 You're the one making the profit. 1690 01:28:50.534 --> 01:28:52.161 [Belladonna] Like I said before, Luke. 1691 01:28:54.455 --> 01:28:55.664 This is entertainment. 1692 01:28:56.832 --> 01:28:58.042 That's all it is. 1693 01:29:01.920 --> 01:29:03.005 Luke. 1694 01:29:04.131 --> 01:29:05.215 It's time to go home. 1695 01:29:08.010 --> 01:29:10.137 [chainsaw whirring] 1696 01:29:10.679 --> 01:29:12.556 [Billie screaming] 1697 01:29:12.723 --> 01:29:13.932 [Belladonna screaming] 1698 01:29:14.099 --> 01:29:15.809 -[audience exclaims] -[man] Fuck yeah! 1699 01:29:17.144 --> 01:29:19.229 [Billie screaming] 1700 01:29:34.286 --> 01:29:37.164 Jesus Christ, I thought he'd never shut up. 1701 01:29:38.582 --> 01:29:40.084 Can we get the fuck out of here now? 1702 01:29:42.127 --> 01:29:43.796 -No. -Why? 1703 01:29:43.962 --> 01:29:46.256 -The chips in our heads. -Fuck. 1704 01:29:47.382 --> 01:29:48.509 Don't worry about that. 1705 01:29:49.551 --> 01:29:51.553 Surprised you didn't recognize military tech. 1706 01:29:53.347 --> 01:29:54.807 -[zapping] -[all groaning] 1707 01:29:59.561 --> 01:30:00.687 Thank you. 1708 01:30:01.480 --> 01:30:02.564 Don't mention it. 1709 01:30:04.942 --> 01:30:06.485 How do we get out of here? 1710 01:30:07.861 --> 01:30:08.946 Follow me. 1711 01:30:11.615 --> 01:30:12.699 Man. 1712 01:30:14.284 --> 01:30:16.120 I could use some mint juleps right about now. 1713 01:30:16.286 --> 01:30:17.412 [indistinct] 1714 01:30:24.378 --> 01:30:25.921 [sighs] 1715 01:30:29.591 --> 01:30:30.717 I'm free. 1716 01:30:31.885 --> 01:30:34.763 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1717 01:30:34.930 --> 01:30:36.348 [crowd chanting] Arena Wars. 1718 01:30:36.515 --> 01:30:39.017 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1719 01:30:39.184 --> 01:30:42.104 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1720 01:30:42.271 --> 01:30:45.149 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1721 01:30:45.315 --> 01:30:48.277 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1722 01:30:48.443 --> 01:30:49.778 Arena Wars. 1723 01:30:49.945 --> 01:30:53.031 [chanting continues] 1724 01:30:54.241 --> 01:30:57.411 [cheering and applauding] 1725 01:31:03.417 --> 01:31:06.044 [audience] Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1726 01:31:06.211 --> 01:31:09.089 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1727 01:31:09.256 --> 01:31:12.342 [upbeat rock music plays] 1728 01:31:16.889 --> 01:31:19.933 ♪ 1729 01:31:25.606 --> 01:31:29.484 ♪ Trying to forgive but remembering to forget ♪ 1730 01:31:29.651 --> 01:31:31.570 ♪ The voices in my head... ♪ 1731 01:31:31.737 --> 01:31:34.573 So, uh, let me get this right, 1732 01:31:34.740 --> 01:31:37.951 you slept with Thrustkill in 2030? 1733 01:31:38.410 --> 01:31:39.536 Why do you think [indistinct]? 1734 01:31:39.703 --> 01:31:41.496 [chuckling] 1735 01:31:41.663 --> 01:31:43.165 You got a great outfit. 1736 01:31:43.332 --> 01:31:44.958 I heard that you, uh, are a big fan of the show? 1737 01:31:45.125 --> 01:31:46.710 Is that-- is that true? 1738 01:31:46.877 --> 01:31:49.671 Not only a fan, but, you know, I'm an employee also. 1739 01:31:49.838 --> 01:31:52.257 And I don't know if you know this or not, 1740 01:31:52.424 --> 01:31:54.801 but I park about five or six spaces 1741 01:31:54.968 --> 01:31:57.387 down from you every day. 1742 01:31:57.554 --> 01:31:59.181 You look a little nervous. What-- what's the matter? 1743 01:31:59.348 --> 01:32:00.682 I ain't going to bite you. 1744 01:32:00.849 --> 01:32:02.226 I'm nervous 'cause I don't want to die! 1745 01:32:02.392 --> 01:32:04.019 Well, that's [indistinct]. 1746 01:32:04.186 --> 01:32:06.605 -Oh, I-- I can't. -Why can't you? 1747 01:32:06.772 --> 01:32:08.857 Because they don't give us the option. 1748 01:32:09.024 --> 01:32:11.109 Who-- who-- who-- who's they? 1749 01:32:11.276 --> 01:32:13.820 -They! The whole thing! -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1750 01:32:13.987 --> 01:32:16.490 I guess I'd be nervous too. 1751 01:32:16.657 --> 01:32:18.408 Hey, by the way, do you still have the Heisman trophy? 1752 01:32:18.575 --> 01:32:21.578 [laughs] I sold it on eBay. 1753 01:32:21.745 --> 01:32:22.871 Yeah. 1754 01:32:23.038 --> 01:32:25.874 Hey, buddy. I don't shake hands. 1755 01:32:26.041 --> 01:32:28.919 It's a crazy thing, it's a bad habit, I know. 1756 01:32:29.086 --> 01:32:30.963 First off, I need to tell you. I'm a big fan. 1757 01:32:31.129 --> 01:32:32.839 Oh, thanks. Thanks. Thank you. [indistinct] 1758 01:32:33.006 --> 01:32:34.466 That Hail Mary in the fourth quarter 1759 01:32:34.633 --> 01:32:36.134 in that game against the Raiders? 1760 01:32:36.301 --> 01:32:37.719 Absolutely beautiful. 1761 01:32:37.886 --> 01:32:40.055 Yeah, thanks a lot, uh, thank you... 1762 01:32:40.222 --> 01:32:42.266 -Tank. It's fine. -All right. Whatever. 1763 01:32:42.432 --> 01:32:43.558 What's the matter with you, son? 1764 01:32:44.101 --> 01:32:45.894 Uh, I'm on the camera with you? 1765 01:32:46.061 --> 01:32:47.437 Yeah, [indistinct]. 1766 01:32:47.604 --> 01:32:50.065 ♪ Pick yourself up ♪ 1767 01:32:50.232 --> 01:32:52.651 You ever hear the expression "a deer in headlights"? 1768 01:32:52.818 --> 01:32:55.362 -You don't remember me? -Oh. [huffs] Should I? 1769 01:32:55.529 --> 01:32:57.197 Come on! Jimmy Magnus. 1770 01:32:57.364 --> 01:33:00.284 I'm the guy that took you 1771 01:33:00.450 --> 01:33:02.035 to the emergency ward, 1772 01:33:02.202 --> 01:33:05.080 stayed with you all night after you tore your ACL. 1773 01:33:05.247 --> 01:33:08.041 -Badass Jimmy Magnus. -[laughing] 1774 01:33:09.668 --> 01:33:12.421 [both laughing] 1775 01:33:12.587 --> 01:33:14.256 Is it true that 1776 01:33:14.423 --> 01:33:16.341 you're an actual member of the Yakuza? 1777 01:33:16.508 --> 01:33:18.719 [indistinct] 1778 01:33:18.885 --> 01:33:21.596 If you win back your freedom, what're you going to do? 1779 01:33:21.763 --> 01:33:22.889 You going to go back to Japan? 1780 01:33:23.390 --> 01:33:26.977 [speaking Japanese] 1781 01:33:33.025 --> 01:33:36.361 So, I hear that you're actually related 1782 01:33:36.528 --> 01:33:38.655 -to one of our gladiators? -That's right. 1783 01:33:38.822 --> 01:33:42.451 Master Blaster and I are twin bros. 1784 01:33:43.827 --> 01:33:46.204 Always thought you threw that last Super Bowl. 1785 01:33:46.371 --> 01:33:47.831 Excuse me, what was that? 1786 01:33:47.998 --> 01:33:49.916 I mean, if you don't want to admit it, 1787 01:33:50.083 --> 01:33:52.252 maybe we can meet somewhere after and discuss it. 1788 01:33:52.419 --> 01:33:54.087 No, but I have a gun. 1789 01:33:54.254 --> 01:33:55.756 It's good to see you though. 1790 01:33:55.922 --> 01:33:57.382 I've been-- I've been hoping you'd get me on here 1791 01:33:57.549 --> 01:33:59.634 once in a while, or-- or once anyway. 1792 01:33:59.801 --> 01:34:01.511 -Here you are. -Here I am. 1793 01:34:01.678 --> 01:34:03.180 Well, you know, that's what happens 1794 01:34:03.347 --> 01:34:04.514 when you spend 10 years getting your ass kicked 1795 01:34:04.681 --> 01:34:06.475 and then if you're lucky, 1796 01:34:06.641 --> 01:34:09.811 you end up being a commentator on a talk show, 1797 01:34:09.978 --> 01:34:11.646 or the star of a cartoon, 1798 01:34:11.813 --> 01:34:14.775 or selling some insurance policies. 1799 01:34:14.941 --> 01:34:16.234 [chuckling] 1800 01:34:20.364 --> 01:34:21.698 I haven't seen you guys for a while. 1801 01:34:21.865 --> 01:34:23.283 You're always on the field, yeah? 1802 01:34:23.450 --> 01:34:25.369 Oh, we just came here to pick up our checks. 1803 01:34:25.535 --> 01:34:27.954 -You called us over here. -They make you pick them up? 1804 01:34:28.121 --> 01:34:30.499 [indistinct] 1805 01:34:30.665 --> 01:34:33.085 I figured you just get paid electronically. 1806 01:34:33.251 --> 01:34:35.837 Well, the state pays us electronically, but this-- 1807 01:34:36.004 --> 01:34:37.881 Man, this is blood money, come on. 1808 01:34:38.048 --> 01:34:40.175 [chuckling] Yeah. I know. 1809 01:34:40.842 --> 01:34:43.136 Yeah, yeah. No, I get it, I understand. 1810 01:34:43.303 --> 01:34:44.513 Yeah, blood money is-- 1811 01:34:44.679 --> 01:34:46.056 You know, I guess in the long run 1812 01:34:46.223 --> 01:34:47.391 it's all blood money. 1813 01:34:47.933 --> 01:34:49.810 I mean, how do you deal with it? What's the difference? 1814 01:34:49.976 --> 01:34:52.771 Ethics, Samson. Ethics. 1815 01:34:52.938 --> 01:34:54.106 I agree with that. 1816 01:34:54.272 --> 01:34:55.440 Ethics.