WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:09.966 --> 00:00:11.566 ♪ We Wish You A Merry Christmas ♪ 4 00:00:14.926 --> 00:00:17.366 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas 5 00:00:17.566 --> 00:00:19.886 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas 6 00:00:20.086 --> 00:00:22.565 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas 7 00:00:22.566 --> 00:00:25.085 ♪ And a Happy New Year 8 00:00:25.086 --> 00:00:27.645 ♪ Good tidings we bring 9 00:00:27.646 --> 00:00:30.205 ♪ To you and your kin 10 00:00:30.206 --> 00:00:32.645 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas 11 00:00:32.646 --> 00:00:35.126 ♪ And a Happy New Year 12 00:00:40.286 --> 00:00:42.446 ♪ Now bring us a figgy pudding 13 00:00:42.646 --> 00:00:45.165 ♪ Now bring us a figgy pudding 14 00:00:45.166 --> 00:00:46.566 ♪ Now bring us- ♪ 15 00:00:50.566 --> 00:00:53.885 They're still up. His lights. He's just forgotten they're there. 16 00:00:53.886 --> 00:00:56.645 Oh, and just remembers - to turn them on every night? - Timer. 17 00:00:56.646 --> 00:01:00.086 Ah! No. That's what I thought, but different times every night. 18 00:01:01.126 --> 00:01:04.565 This evening, 6:59. Before that 6:57. Before that 6:42. 19 00:01:04.566 --> 00:01:07.445 Before that 6.53, 6:42, 6:53, 6:47, 6:59- 20 00:01:07.446 --> 00:01:09.605 I like them. I'm telling you... 21 00:01:09.606 --> 00:01:12.006 he's got it in for me, Laura. 22 00:01:12.806 --> 00:01:15.805 First it was the whole the thing, - wasn't it, about the car. - Neil... 23 00:01:15.806 --> 00:01:17.565 For the last time, the car thing... 24 00:01:17.566 --> 00:01:20.165 could've been anyone. The entire street would like to see 25 00:01:20.166 --> 00:01:22.085 the back of that heap. Eight years it sat there, 26 00:01:22.086 --> 00:01:25.085 not a dicky bird, but the second that he moved in... 27 00:01:25.086 --> 00:01:27.445 Why would he, of all people, 28 00:01:27.446 --> 00:01:29.965 complain to the council about an "eyesore"? 29 00:01:29.966 --> 00:01:32.646 Because no one would suspect him. 30 00:01:33.446 --> 00:01:36.365 - Chicken soup. - Argh. 31 00:01:36.366 --> 00:01:39.206 Err, custard. Ey. 32 00:01:41.206 --> 00:01:43.045 Beans with sausage. Oh, perfect. 33 00:01:43.046 --> 00:01:44.885 Just what I'm after. Thanks, Hol. 34 00:01:44.886 --> 00:01:47.525 Dad... You are looking after yourself? Yeah? 35 00:01:47.526 --> 00:01:50.125 "Looking after myself"? There's sausage in these beans. 36 00:01:50.126 --> 00:01:53.085 I'm living like a king! Hm... OK. 37 00:01:54.526 --> 00:01:56.205 I'd know that knock anywhere. 38 00:01:56.206 --> 00:01:58.405 It's him. Dad. No, wait just promise me- 39 00:01:58.406 --> 00:02:00.485 I'll be on my best behaviour. Anyway, got to go. 40 00:02:00.486 --> 00:02:02.285 Love you Holly. See you later. Dad, wait! 41 00:02:02.286 --> 00:02:04.206 - Bye-bye. - Bye. - Mwah. - Bye. 42 00:02:07.566 --> 00:02:09.805 Hello? Hello Scott. 43 00:02:09.806 --> 00:02:11.966 Um... It's me. Me? 44 00:02:12.966 --> 00:02:15.125 Neil. "Neil"? 45 00:02:15.126 --> 00:02:17.805 Across the road. Oh yeah, Neil. Got ya. 46 00:02:17.806 --> 00:02:19.405 What can I do for you? 47 00:02:19.406 --> 00:02:21.045 It's about the lights. 48 00:02:21.046 --> 00:02:23.726 Lights? The Christmas lights. On your roof. 49 00:02:24.566 --> 00:02:27.725 Oh, they still up are they? You may remember from... 50 00:02:27.726 --> 00:02:30.325 our conversation on January 2nd, and my follow up text 51 00:02:30.326 --> 00:02:33.205 of February 5th, and the 12th, that they shine brightly 52 00:02:33.206 --> 00:02:36.685 into my top window, so I'd really appreciate it, if you don't mind- 53 00:02:36.686 --> 00:02:38.325 Yep, say no more Neil. 54 00:02:38.326 --> 00:02:40.885 I will have them taken down first thing in the morning. 55 00:02:40.886 --> 00:02:42.525 You have my word. 56 00:02:42.526 --> 00:02:45.125 ♪ ..Good tidings we bring 57 00:02:45.126 --> 00:02:47.565 ♪ To you and your kin 58 00:02:47.566 --> 00:02:51.285 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas... ♪ 59 00:02:51.286 --> 00:02:52.325 Git! 60 00:03:01.566 --> 00:03:04.046 ♪ When the snowman brings the snow 61 00:03:04.966 --> 00:03:07.646 ♪ He might just like to know 62 00:03:08.406 --> 00:03:13.526 ♪ He put a great big smile on somebody's face 63 00:03:15.646 --> 00:03:18.326 ♪ When you jump into your bed 64 00:03:19.366 --> 00:03:21.886 ♪ Pull the covers right over your head 65 00:03:22.726 --> 00:03:24.765 ♪ But don't you lock the doors 66 00:03:24.766 --> 00:03:30.165 ♪ You know Santa Claus is on his way-ay-ay 67 00:03:30.166 --> 00:03:34.486 ♪ I wish it could be Christmas every day 68 00:03:37.286 --> 00:03:42.366 ♪ When the kids start singing and the band begins to play 69 00:03:43.846 --> 00:03:50.486 ♪ Oh, yes, I wish it could be Christmas every day 70 00:03:51.846 --> 00:03:59.525 ♪ Let the bells ring out for Christmas 71 00:04:02.806 --> 00:04:06.245 ♪ When we're skating in the park 72 00:04:06.246 --> 00:04:09.206 ♪ And the storm cloud paints it dark 73 00:04:10.086 --> 00:04:15.485 ♪ Well, your rosy cheeks are gonna light my merry way 74 00:04:15.486 --> 00:04:16.526 ♪ Oh, now 75 00:04:17.326 --> 00:04:20.006 ♪ When the frosticles appear 76 00:04:21.006 --> 00:04:23.646 ♪ And they've frozen my beard 77 00:04:24.406 --> 00:04:29.085 ♪ So we'll sit by the fire and let the heat melt 'em away... ♪ 78 00:04:29.086 --> 00:04:31.925 You were supposed to be getting - her flute! - Thirteen minutes. 79 00:04:31.926 --> 00:04:33.765 He hasn't even invited her in. Do you hear me? 80 00:04:33.766 --> 00:04:36.845 She's 74 with a fake knee. Get the poor woman a chair. 81 00:04:36.846 --> 00:04:39.485 Look at her under his spell, he's not even listening. 82 00:04:39.486 --> 00:04:42.805 You'd think she'd see through him, but no she's baked him a carrot cake. 83 00:04:42.806 --> 00:04:44.405 How do you know it's carrot? 84 00:04:46.446 --> 00:04:48.285 Well... that's normal. 85 00:04:48.286 --> 00:04:49.885 Can you get to school, please? 86 00:04:49.886 --> 00:04:51.565 Get a life, please? Don't backchat me. 87 00:04:51.566 --> 00:04:53.366 And don't cut through the park! 88 00:04:54.606 --> 00:04:59.005 Neil. Look at me. Look at me. I know you've had a difficult time 89 00:04:59.006 --> 00:05:01.485 the last few months. Why'd you keep saying that? I'm fine. 90 00:05:01.486 --> 00:05:04.005 You're not fine. You're distracted, you're short tempered. 91 00:05:04.006 --> 00:05:06.805 You've barely noticed your daughter. I noticed the attitude. 92 00:05:06.806 --> 00:05:09.325 Well, what do you expect. Look... 93 00:05:09.326 --> 00:05:12.445 What Graham did was wrong. You were best friends... 94 00:05:12.446 --> 00:05:14.605 We weren't friends, we were business partners. 95 00:05:14.606 --> 00:05:16.485 Look whatever. The whole Parnes Alarms thing 96 00:05:16.486 --> 00:05:20.365 has clearly affected you. All you do is work, sleep, and this. 97 00:05:20.366 --> 00:05:22.445 It's not healthy. Right, two things. 98 00:05:22.446 --> 00:05:24.805 Firstly, bit of hard work never killed anybody. 99 00:05:24.806 --> 00:05:27.685 Your Uncle Fred had a pre-existing heart condition. 100 00:05:27.686 --> 00:05:30.805 And secondly, I don't need a best friend because I'm not nine, 101 00:05:30.806 --> 00:05:32.965 and this is completely unrelated. 102 00:05:32.966 --> 00:05:35.125 This is about him messing with the wrong "hombre". 103 00:05:35.126 --> 00:05:37.525 Morning April! Morning Scott. Morning, Euan! 104 00:05:37.526 --> 00:05:40.285 Cake was delicious, by the way. OK fine. Fine. 105 00:05:40.286 --> 00:05:42.285 If you think you're fine, fine. 106 00:05:42.286 --> 00:05:45.005 But if everybody else thinks he a nice normal guy, 107 00:05:45.006 --> 00:05:47.645 easy to get on with, and it's only you who think he's some sort of 108 00:05:47.646 --> 00:05:50.085 mad, evil psychopath, what does that tell you? 109 00:05:50.086 --> 00:05:52.246 That he's winning. 110 00:05:54.046 --> 00:05:55.645 Oh! 111 00:06:01.006 --> 00:06:02.526 That's my bin. 112 00:06:22.486 --> 00:06:24.246 Who's there? 113 00:06:25.646 --> 00:06:29.205 Postman! I thought you were out, so I was just lea... 114 00:06:29.206 --> 00:06:31.766 Parnes Alarms? Neil? 115 00:06:36.126 --> 00:06:38.406 Hello, you two. 116 00:06:40.726 --> 00:06:43.806 Alright mate, I was just delivering these. 117 00:06:45.206 --> 00:06:47.006 Oh, I can take those. 118 00:06:49.886 --> 00:06:51.486 'Ere. 119 00:06:52.686 --> 00:06:55.766 Cheers. OK, Merry Christmas. 120 00:06:56.446 --> 00:06:58.285 Right. 121 00:06:58.286 --> 00:07:00.526 And to you, both. 122 00:07:10.446 --> 00:07:13.126 Postie gone has he? Yep, /yeah he's gone. 123 00:07:14.206 --> 00:07:16.726 So what brings you over here, - this time? - In a word... 124 00:07:17.486 --> 00:07:18.645 ..."bins". 125 00:07:18.646 --> 00:07:21.285 It looks like our green bins have got mixed up. 126 00:07:21.286 --> 00:07:23.406 Again. Does it matter? 127 00:07:24.206 --> 00:07:27.285 Well, yeah. One of them has got a crack in it. 128 00:07:27.286 --> 00:07:29.205 And it's got, like, sentimental value has it? 129 00:07:29.206 --> 00:07:31.406 No, yours has got a crack in it. 130 00:07:33.686 --> 00:07:36.605 So I'll... I will just... 131 00:07:36.606 --> 00:07:39.846 swap these bins over, again. 132 00:07:40.526 --> 00:07:44.645 And hopefully, that will be the end of it. 133 00:07:44.646 --> 00:07:46.046 Well, fingers crossed. 134 00:07:48.286 --> 00:07:51.286 You can't trust them you know, Parnes Alarms. 135 00:07:52.166 --> 00:07:54.445 I used to work with him. Graham. 136 00:07:54.446 --> 00:07:57.125 Yeah. Out for himself. He's a bad egg. 137 00:07:57.126 --> 00:07:59.606 Oh, he seems alright to me. I do his accounts. 138 00:08:03.126 --> 00:08:04.845 Well, I hope you're both very happy. 139 00:08:04.846 --> 00:08:06.646 We are. 140 00:08:12.846 --> 00:08:15.845 So, what's he sent you then? Mr Parnes? 141 00:08:15.846 --> 00:08:18.846 Oh, you know. Just some... lights. 142 00:08:21.446 --> 00:08:23.125 Lights? Security lights. 143 00:08:23.126 --> 00:08:26.325 April was concerned about my home security so I thought, 144 00:08:26.326 --> 00:08:28.925 a few more lights couldn't hurt. Oh, come off it. 145 00:08:28.926 --> 00:08:30.925 What have you got against me? Eh? 146 00:08:30.926 --> 00:08:33.205 The flashing lights, swapping the bins, 147 00:08:33.206 --> 00:08:37.526 and I know it was you that complained to the council about my Sierra. 148 00:08:38.286 --> 00:08:40.125 Those complaints are anonymous. 149 00:08:40.126 --> 00:08:41.925 How d'ya know if you didn't complain? 150 00:08:41.926 --> 00:08:43.765 Common knowledge. Argh... 151 00:08:43.766 --> 00:08:45.885 You wheedle your way in here, don't you? Eh? 152 00:08:45.886 --> 00:08:48.885 Convincing everyone round here you're all sweetness and light. 153 00:08:48.886 --> 00:08:51.765 People baking you cakes, laughing at your little jokes. 154 00:08:51.766 --> 00:08:53.925 Years I've lived here without an issue, 155 00:08:53.926 --> 00:08:55.725 but the second you move in... 156 00:08:55.726 --> 00:08:57.846 Oh. You need to open your eyes more. 157 00:08:58.566 --> 00:09:00.765 - Excuse me? - You know what they call you round here? 158 00:09:00.766 --> 00:09:02.726 What? Petty. 159 00:09:03.486 --> 00:09:06.046 Nonsense. Yeah. Tom Petty they call you. 160 00:09:06.726 --> 00:09:08.205 Rubbish. Petty Davis. 161 00:09:08.206 --> 00:09:10.925 - That's not true. - Jean-Paul Petty. You're making these up. 162 00:09:10.926 --> 00:09:12.725 The Petty'sburg address. They don't say that. 163 00:09:12.726 --> 00:09:14.965 Alpha-petty-spaghetti. That doesn't make sense. 164 00:09:14.966 --> 00:09:17.965 - Dainty little petty coat. - I'm very well respected. Very popular. 165 00:09:17.966 --> 00:09:20.805 Ah well, where's your cake then? Well, it's not in the bin. 166 00:09:20.806 --> 00:09:23.645 Oh, I haven't got time for this. 167 00:09:23.646 --> 00:09:26.525 Neighbourhood watch tonight. You mean nosey parkers. 168 00:09:26.526 --> 00:09:29.685 It's like Parnes Alarms, no substitute for the real thing. 169 00:09:29.686 --> 00:09:31.605 Well, tonight's the big night. 170 00:09:31.606 --> 00:09:34.005 April's standing down as coordinator. 171 00:09:34.006 --> 00:09:35.645 It's the vote to find a replacement. 172 00:09:35.646 --> 00:09:39.765 And, you know, I'm thinking of standing, given my popularity. 173 00:09:39.766 --> 00:09:42.565 Oh, come off it. You wouldn't stand a chance. 174 00:09:42.566 --> 00:09:46.245 Wouldn't I? No, you wouldn't. 175 00:09:46.246 --> 00:09:49.326 Wouldn't I? No, you wouldn't! 176 00:09:51.286 --> 00:09:53.126 Wouldn't I? 177 00:10:01.686 --> 00:10:03.085 Euan. 178 00:10:03.086 --> 00:10:04.726 Bin's again. 179 00:10:18.206 --> 00:10:20.325 Alright? Fine! 180 00:10:20.326 --> 00:10:21.966 Good stuff. 181 00:10:26.886 --> 00:10:28.726 Ah, well, good for business. 182 00:10:30.086 --> 00:10:31.686 There you go darling. 183 00:10:33.966 --> 00:10:35.565 Have you heard this? What? 184 00:10:35.566 --> 00:10:37.005 It's nothing. Just leave it. 185 00:10:37.006 --> 00:10:38.605 She's been mugged. Mum... 186 00:10:38.606 --> 00:10:40.605 You just said you were fine. I am fine! 187 00:10:40.606 --> 00:10:43.605 Ashleigh Brennan stole her ear buds. The ones I bought her? 188 00:10:43.606 --> 00:10:46.565 I had those engraved. Doesn't matter. I don't even care. 189 00:10:46.566 --> 00:10:48.525 When was this? Just now in the park. 190 00:10:48.526 --> 00:10:50.765 Oh, I told you not to cut through the park! 191 00:10:50.766 --> 00:10:52.685 That's it? That's your response. 192 00:10:52.686 --> 00:10:55.766 It's fine, and I'm fine, so can we just leave it? 193 00:10:57.606 --> 00:10:59.725 Well? 194 00:10:59.726 --> 00:11:01.605 What do you want me to do? 195 00:11:01.606 --> 00:11:03.885 I don't know. Call the police or something. 196 00:11:03.886 --> 00:11:05.805 You don't call the police on the Brennans. 197 00:11:05.806 --> 00:11:08.005 They're not the kind of people you want to upset. 198 00:11:08.006 --> 00:11:11.485 What about Chloe? Upsetting her? 199 00:11:11.486 --> 00:11:14.725 Go and apologise to her. Go and find her, make sure she's OK. 200 00:11:14.726 --> 00:11:16.646 Be her Dad. 201 00:11:30.166 --> 00:11:31.805 I'm just gonna, erm... 202 00:11:31.806 --> 00:11:33.446 I'm... I'm just... 203 00:11:52.406 --> 00:11:54.205 Ashleigh. 204 00:11:54.206 --> 00:11:55.846 Big Barry. 205 00:11:56.606 --> 00:11:58.166 Little Barry. Eek! 206 00:11:59.366 --> 00:12:02.445 You know, cos... three years, Mum. 207 00:12:02.446 --> 00:12:04.326 Ah... 208 00:12:10.246 --> 00:12:12.526 Right Brennans, let's get to work. 209 00:12:13.526 --> 00:12:16.325 I told you to ditch the balloon. 210 00:12:16.326 --> 00:12:17.966 Just get in! 211 00:12:21.166 --> 00:12:23.845 Oh. Lovely to see you Scott. 212 00:12:23.846 --> 00:12:26.485 And the tea is in your left hand. 213 00:12:26.486 --> 00:12:29.845 Oh. In the cup-shaped thing. I've got you. Thank you. 214 00:12:29.846 --> 00:12:31.486 Just this way Scott. 215 00:12:32.886 --> 00:12:34.485 Scott. Hi. 216 00:12:34.486 --> 00:12:37.685 Oh, hey, Sabrina. How are you doing? Hi. Yeah, I'm good thanks. 217 00:12:37.686 --> 00:12:39.965 New shirt? Oh, yeah. Pressie from my daughter. 218 00:12:39.966 --> 00:12:41.605 Oh, lovely... Yeah. 219 00:12:41.606 --> 00:12:43.245 Matches your eyes. Yeah. 220 00:12:43.246 --> 00:12:45.406 What, you mean it doesn't work? 221 00:12:46.126 --> 00:12:47.805 Sorry. 222 00:12:47.806 --> 00:12:49.485 No, that's alright. Um... 223 00:12:49.486 --> 00:12:51.925 There's a seat next to me if you want to... 224 00:12:51.926 --> 00:12:54.685 Oh, um... No, I'm with these guys here, you know, I'd better... 225 00:12:54.686 --> 00:12:55.765 Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, OK. 226 00:12:55.766 --> 00:12:57.885 Everyone, settle down. Yeah. See you later. 227 00:12:59.726 --> 00:13:02.645 Right, then, thank you everybody. 228 00:13:02.646 --> 00:13:05.886 Well. There's no avoiding the elephant in the room. 229 00:13:06.646 --> 00:13:11.365 As everyone knows, I'm stepping down as community coordinator. 230 00:13:11.366 --> 00:13:13.885 It's been very fulfilling... 231 00:13:13.886 --> 00:13:17.126 but, without John to share the load... 232 00:13:18.206 --> 00:13:20.325 ...it's time to pass on the torch. 233 00:13:21.806 --> 00:13:24.605 Which brings me to the small matter of my successor, 234 00:13:24.606 --> 00:13:27.686 and we have a wealth of talent on the shortlist. 235 00:13:28.526 --> 00:13:31.006 There's Bill and Janet. 236 00:13:32.366 --> 00:13:35.086 The two Sues. 237 00:13:35.766 --> 00:13:38.485 And, of course, our current bursar, Evelyn. 238 00:13:40.326 --> 00:13:43.726 So, unless anybody else is thinking of standing... 239 00:13:44.806 --> 00:13:48.126 ...the vote will be a simple show of hands. 240 00:13:50.086 --> 00:13:51.246 Neil? 241 00:13:52.366 --> 00:13:54.485 This is an unexpected... 242 00:13:54.486 --> 00:13:55.725 Unexpected. 243 00:13:55.726 --> 00:13:57.885 Well, you know, I knew it was your big day, April. 244 00:13:57.886 --> 00:13:59.565 I wanted to see you go. 245 00:13:59.566 --> 00:14:01.765 I mean, mark the occasion. 246 00:14:01.766 --> 00:14:04.245 Out with the old... not that you're old! 247 00:14:04.246 --> 00:14:07.285 I mean "old guard", a lynchpin, a big beast. 248 00:14:07.286 --> 00:14:10.325 Not that you're big, you know, you've lost a lot of um... 249 00:14:10.326 --> 00:14:12.885 How's John? He's dead. I'll sit down. 250 00:14:14.646 --> 00:14:16.966 Yes, um... Where were we? 251 00:14:17.686 --> 00:14:19.885 Ah, voting! 252 00:14:19.886 --> 00:14:25.085 So, I will list each candidate in turn and ask for a show of hands. 253 00:14:25.086 --> 00:14:28.205 Oh, Scott. Have you, uh...? 254 00:14:28.206 --> 00:14:31.606 Um, yes April. Um, I've been thinking... 255 00:14:32.366 --> 00:14:35.405 ...just about how incredibly welcoming 256 00:14:35.406 --> 00:14:36.885 this community has been to me. 257 00:14:36.886 --> 00:14:40.606 How kind and accepting and, well... 258 00:14:41.446 --> 00:14:44.165 ...just about the help and support that you've all given to me 259 00:14:44.166 --> 00:14:47.445 when I've really needed it. And... 260 00:14:47.446 --> 00:14:49.845 ...if I could give something back to all the people 261 00:14:49.846 --> 00:14:51.605 that have given so much to me. 262 00:14:51.606 --> 00:14:54.405 And if the role of coordinator might allow me to do that, 263 00:14:54.406 --> 00:14:56.126 and if you were to put your trust in me... 264 00:14:56.886 --> 00:14:59.965 ...then it's a mantel I'd be honoured to take on. 265 00:15:01.926 --> 00:15:04.165 Well, thank you Scott. 266 00:15:04.166 --> 00:15:07.085 I will certainly add your name to the list. 267 00:15:10.246 --> 00:15:11.766 I vote for Scott. 268 00:15:12.566 --> 00:15:15.085 Mm, I'm out. And so's Sue. 269 00:15:15.086 --> 00:15:17.045 Oh. Bill, Janet? 270 00:15:17.046 --> 00:15:18.925 No. No. - No. - Right... 271 00:15:18.926 --> 00:15:21.805 So, as there are no other hats in the ring... 272 00:15:21.806 --> 00:15:23.445 Wait! 273 00:15:24.846 --> 00:15:27.846 - Neil? - I would like to put myself into April's ring. 274 00:15:29.046 --> 00:15:31.006 My hat into the ring. 275 00:15:32.926 --> 00:15:36.325 As a professional in home security... 276 00:15:36.326 --> 00:15:39.965 Causes for Alarms, I could not be better suited, 277 00:15:39.966 --> 00:15:43.245 or indeed, better qualified, for the role. 278 00:15:43.246 --> 00:15:46.725 And I would be honoured to share 279 00:15:46.726 --> 00:15:49.686 that experience, and expertise... 280 00:15:54.926 --> 00:15:56.925 And... 281 00:15:56.926 --> 00:15:59.925 a generous affiliate discount of 20% 282 00:15:59.926 --> 00:16:03.485 off all home security products for committee members. 283 00:16:07.806 --> 00:16:09.285 30%? Forty! 284 00:16:09.286 --> 00:16:14.005 40%! Oh, I vote for discount man. 285 00:16:14.006 --> 00:16:16.645 Yeah. Right... 286 00:16:16.646 --> 00:16:19.765 Well, we appear to have a two horse race. 287 00:16:19.766 --> 00:16:21.886 So, let's put it to the vote, shall we? 288 00:16:22.566 --> 00:16:24.406 Show of hands for Scott... 289 00:16:26.486 --> 00:16:28.086 And for Neil? 290 00:16:32.126 --> 00:16:33.766 What are the chances? 291 00:16:34.846 --> 00:16:38.326 It would seem that we have... 292 00:16:39.286 --> 00:16:41.526 ...a tie. 293 00:16:42.526 --> 00:16:47.805 Seriously? I mean, do I have to point out the obvious here? 294 00:16:47.806 --> 00:16:50.165 It's supposed to be Neighbourhood "Watch". 295 00:16:54.046 --> 00:16:56.365 I'm mean surely there must be rules for this sort of thing. 296 00:16:56.366 --> 00:16:57.926 Who has the casting vote? 297 00:17:07.566 --> 00:17:10.245 You have got to be kidding me. 298 00:17:10.246 --> 00:17:12.765 What's happening? I think John's voting. 299 00:17:12.766 --> 00:17:15.645 I thought John was dead. He is. 300 00:17:15.646 --> 00:17:18.565 OK, OK. So, I think he would want 301 00:17:18.566 --> 00:17:22.326 the role of community coordinator to go to... 302 00:17:23.166 --> 00:17:24.766 both of you. 303 00:17:25.486 --> 00:17:27.286 Jointly. 304 00:17:29.846 --> 00:17:31.446 No, no, no, no, no. 305 00:17:33.486 --> 00:17:36.565 Bye Scott. Bye-bye, take care. 306 00:17:36.566 --> 00:17:39.286 Merry Christmas. 307 00:17:41.206 --> 00:17:43.445 OK, what are you playing at?! So, you're not as popular 308 00:17:43.446 --> 00:17:45.605 as you thought are, eh? You don't even want the job! 309 00:17:45.606 --> 00:17:47.725 The people have spoken and you lost!! 310 00:17:47.726 --> 00:17:49.205 It was a draw! 311 00:17:49.206 --> 00:17:52.045 Only on paper maybe. But I'm the only one with the skillset. 312 00:17:52.046 --> 00:17:54.965 So, why don't you take your little badge, go back to your little house- 313 00:17:54.966 --> 00:17:57.525 They're all the same size. And let me do what I've done 314 00:17:57.526 --> 00:17:59.325 my whole adult life. 315 00:17:59.326 --> 00:18:02.285 What, act like a child? Home security. 316 00:18:02.286 --> 00:18:05.685 Causes for Alarms. We are very popular. 317 00:18:05.686 --> 00:18:08.485 Shouldn't it be "Cause" for Alarms?! 318 00:18:08.486 --> 00:18:10.285 It works. 319 00:18:10.286 --> 00:18:12.725 Oh, and number one rule, hm? 320 00:18:12.726 --> 00:18:15.366 This year... TAKE YOUR LIGHTS DOWN! 321 00:18:17.526 --> 00:18:20.672 OK, I'll take my lights down. 322 00:18:26.210 --> 00:18:28.009 Oh, look at that. 323 00:18:28.010 --> 00:18:31.649 Yeah. Quality plastic that, and all our alarms are hardwired, 324 00:18:31.650 --> 00:18:33.929 so you won't have to change the batteries. 325 00:18:33.930 --> 00:18:36.129 And, seeing as it's Christmas, Evelyn, 326 00:18:36.130 --> 00:18:38.249 I'm gonna throw in a free mug. 327 00:18:38.250 --> 00:18:40.609 Ha, catch? Only joking. 328 00:18:40.610 --> 00:18:43.009 Bone china. Well, made in China. 329 00:18:43.010 --> 00:18:45.569 And all with- Yes, all with 40% off. 330 00:18:45.570 --> 00:18:47.169 I'm a man... 331 00:18:47.170 --> 00:18:48.690 What the hell?! 332 00:18:50.130 --> 00:18:52.169 Careful, Scott! 333 00:18:52.170 --> 00:18:54.169 Sign that. Oh! 334 00:18:54.170 --> 00:18:57.649 Come down Scott, you'll fall! 335 00:18:57.650 --> 00:18:59.809 I'm fine. Nothing to see here. 336 00:18:59.810 --> 00:19:01.609 I'm OK. Honest. 337 00:19:01.610 --> 00:19:02.929 Ooh! 338 00:19:05.170 --> 00:19:07.449 Woah! 339 00:19:07.450 --> 00:19:08.969 Scott! Please, don't move! 340 00:19:08.970 --> 00:19:11.529 Honestly. I'm... fine! 341 00:19:14.890 --> 00:19:16.689 Still fine. If you want more 342 00:19:16.690 --> 00:19:20.129 decorations up, we can do that. You're gonna get yourself killed! 343 00:19:20.130 --> 00:19:24.169 I'm not putting them up, I am taking them down! 344 00:19:24.170 --> 00:19:26.169 What? Why? 345 00:19:26.170 --> 00:19:30.729 Neil told me to take my lights down. 346 00:19:30.730 --> 00:19:33.249 What?! Did you, Neil? 347 00:19:33.250 --> 00:19:35.369 No. 348 00:19:35.370 --> 00:19:37.729 Well, yes, but, you know, I didn't me... 349 00:19:37.730 --> 00:19:40.569 I didn't mean now, obviously not now, it's Christmas! 350 00:19:40.570 --> 00:19:42.929 Right. Step aside. Coming through! 351 00:19:42.930 --> 00:19:46.329 You've got the wrong end of the... You know. Keep the lights! 352 00:19:46.330 --> 00:19:48.009 More lights I say!! 353 00:19:48.010 --> 00:19:50.409 We'll have you down in no time cockleshell. 354 00:19:50.410 --> 00:19:53.649 Thanks Sues. Right, come on. 355 00:19:58.250 --> 00:20:00.649 That's it. Careful, yep, that's it. 356 00:20:06.090 --> 00:20:08.049 I've got your right ankle. 357 00:20:08.050 --> 00:20:09.890 ♪ We Wish You a Merry Christmas ♪ 358 00:20:15.250 --> 00:20:17.930 If it's lights you want, I'll give you lights. 359 00:20:18.650 --> 00:20:20.489 I'll show them who's Mr Christmas. 360 00:20:20.490 --> 00:20:22.489 You wait to see what I can do. 361 00:20:22.490 --> 00:20:25.769 Mum. Is dad having a breakdown? 362 00:20:25.770 --> 00:20:27.530 Yeah, looks like it. 363 00:20:30.250 --> 00:20:33.449 Roll up, guys. Come on down! 364 00:20:37.170 --> 00:20:41.729 Roll up. Roll up for the great Staplethorne Close 365 00:20:41.730 --> 00:20:43.610 Christmas switch-on! Ha-ha! 366 00:20:44.290 --> 00:20:46.930 Sponsored by Causes for Alarms! 367 00:20:52.050 --> 00:20:54.329 Yeah. Sorry, Evelyn, I probably don't need this. Um... 368 00:20:56.690 --> 00:20:58.929 So, I am very aware 369 00:20:58.930 --> 00:21:01.370 of the, um, little... 370 00:21:02.290 --> 00:21:04.289 ...confusion earlier today, 371 00:21:04.290 --> 00:21:08.889 regarding my attitude to the community, 372 00:21:08.890 --> 00:21:11.569 or some persons therein, 373 00:21:11.570 --> 00:21:15.849 indeed, the whole of the festive season. 374 00:21:15.850 --> 00:21:18.729 I am delighted to address this matter, 375 00:21:18.730 --> 00:21:22.809 in a way that demonstrates how wholeheartedly affectionate 376 00:21:22.810 --> 00:21:27.330 I feel about this most wonderful time of the year. 377 00:21:28.330 --> 00:21:29.889 # You better watch out 378 00:21:29.890 --> 00:21:30.929 ♪ You better not cry 379 00:21:30.930 --> 00:21:33.369 ♪ You better not pout, I'm telling you why 380 00:21:33.370 --> 00:21:36.489 ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town 381 00:21:36.490 --> 00:21:37.689 ♪ He's making a list 382 00:21:37.690 --> 00:21:38.849 ♪ And checking it twice 383 00:21:38.850 --> 00:21:41.369 ♪ Gonna find out who's... ♪ 384 00:21:51.290 --> 00:21:52.929 Are they on? 385 00:22:02.690 --> 00:22:05.250 We don't know for certain that it was my fault. 386 00:22:07.210 --> 00:22:10.929 Excuse me. Do we know when the power will be back on? 387 00:22:10.930 --> 00:22:12.490 Well, he... 388 00:22:13.370 --> 00:22:16.209 the surge clipped the mains ring for the whole street, 389 00:22:16.210 --> 00:22:17.689 which burnt out part of the sub. 390 00:22:17.690 --> 00:22:20.249 So, we'll be done here by 5:00 ish. 391 00:22:20.250 --> 00:22:23.569 But, with the off-site work, you're looking at a couple of days. 392 00:22:23.570 --> 00:22:25.649 What?! But it's Christmas Eve! 393 00:22:25.650 --> 00:22:28.930 They'll work as fast as they can, but I wouldn't hold my breath. 394 00:22:29.650 --> 00:22:32.329 If I were you I'd make other plans for Christmas. 395 00:22:32.330 --> 00:22:33.849 I'm sorry. 396 00:22:33.850 --> 00:22:36.170 Excuse me. 397 00:22:39.730 --> 00:22:41.449 Well, Neil? 398 00:22:41.450 --> 00:22:44.849 Look, we're all in the same boat. My power's off too. 399 00:22:44.850 --> 00:22:48.049 We're just gonna have to stay with a friend or family. 400 00:22:48.050 --> 00:22:49.849 It's just a couple of days. 401 00:22:49.850 --> 00:22:52.729 But who's going to spritz my Epipremnum? 402 00:22:52.730 --> 00:22:54.889 And who's gonna feed Mr Baldwin? 403 00:22:54.890 --> 00:22:58.290 Look, we just... Who? My cat. 404 00:22:59.290 --> 00:23:02.209 Obviously, there-there are going to be things that we need to- 405 00:23:02.210 --> 00:23:03.610 I'll do it. 406 00:23:07.170 --> 00:23:10.369 I'll feed Mr Baldwin and keep Evelyn's whatsit moist. 407 00:23:10.370 --> 00:23:13.249 But there's no power. You'll freeze. 408 00:23:13.250 --> 00:23:15.850 I've got jumpers. And it's not like I need the lights on. 409 00:23:16.610 --> 00:23:20.369 And I had no plans, so it's fine, honest. Besides... 410 00:23:20.370 --> 00:23:23.489 somebody should stay and keep an eye on the place, so to speak. 411 00:23:25.850 --> 00:23:28.729 And, of course, as co-coordinator of the Neighbourhood Watch, 412 00:23:28.730 --> 00:23:31.289 I do feel duty bound to ensure that our homes 413 00:23:31.290 --> 00:23:33.849 remain safe over the festive period 414 00:23:33.850 --> 00:23:38.729 regardless of who is to blame for our current predicament. 415 00:23:38.730 --> 00:23:40.649 You know, that is, after all, 416 00:23:40.650 --> 00:23:44.890 what any decent co-coordinator should do. 417 00:23:49.650 --> 00:23:52.729 And of course, as co... 418 00:23:52.730 --> 00:23:55.529 co-coordinator, I will, um... 419 00:23:55.530 --> 00:24:00.969 gladly match Scott's kind offer 420 00:24:00.970 --> 00:24:03.689 and share those... 421 00:24:03.690 --> 00:24:05.330 responsibilities. 422 00:24:06.490 --> 00:24:08.249 Gladly. 423 00:24:11.810 --> 00:24:14.289 Looks like we're imposing on my mum again. 424 00:24:14.290 --> 00:24:16.130 Yeah. About that. 425 00:24:17.010 --> 00:24:21.009 Turns out I'm going to have to stay, sort of, 426 00:24:21.010 --> 00:24:24.170 here for Christmas. What? Why? 427 00:24:25.610 --> 00:24:27.489 Well, Scott sort of offered. 428 00:24:27.490 --> 00:24:30.729 Oh, Scott, yeah, of course. Should have known. 429 00:24:30.730 --> 00:24:33.049 Not content with ruining Christmas, you're what, 430 00:24:33.050 --> 00:24:35.369 you're now abandoning us as well? 431 00:24:35.370 --> 00:24:37.129 And somehow that's all... 432 00:24:37.130 --> 00:24:39.329 that's all Scott's fault too, yeah? 433 00:24:39.330 --> 00:24:42.169 Well, we could all stay here. 434 00:24:42.170 --> 00:24:44.769 You know, sort of camp out in the house. 435 00:24:44.770 --> 00:24:47.170 Bit of an adventure. Might be fun. 436 00:24:49.170 --> 00:24:51.809 Alright, think of Chloe. I'm sure she'd rather stay here 437 00:24:51.810 --> 00:24:55.490 as a family, than schlep off to Gran- Grandma's please! 438 00:25:00.730 --> 00:25:02.330 Maybe it's a good thing. 439 00:25:03.090 --> 00:25:05.010 Few days apart. Some time to think. 440 00:25:06.210 --> 00:25:08.369 What do you need to think about? No... 441 00:25:08.370 --> 00:25:10.889 Not me. You. 442 00:25:10.890 --> 00:25:12.769 For you to think... 443 00:25:12.770 --> 00:25:15.649 about what's more important: your family or your obsession 444 00:25:15.650 --> 00:25:17.290 with the bloke over the road. 445 00:25:29.810 --> 00:25:33.809 So, you want a thin, continuous line and apply firm, but equal- 446 00:25:33.810 --> 00:25:36.369 Ashleigh. You can't avoid police attention 447 00:25:36.370 --> 00:25:38.530 AND be an influencer. 448 00:25:39.290 --> 00:25:41.089 Aye, aye! There it is, there it is. 449 00:25:41.090 --> 00:25:42.649 I've got about four... four quid. 450 00:25:42.650 --> 00:25:44.729 I told ya. They all use the app. 451 00:25:44.730 --> 00:25:48.209 Seriously, Does no one in this family know how to steal anymore? 452 00:25:48.210 --> 00:25:50.650 Uh, I nicked these off some girl in the park. 453 00:25:51.690 --> 00:25:53.290 Take 'em down pawn shop? 454 00:25:54.450 --> 00:25:56.009 They're engraved, genius. 455 00:25:56.010 --> 00:25:57.650 Oh. 456 00:25:59.050 --> 00:26:00.409 Chlo-Chlo-Pops. 457 00:26:00.410 --> 00:26:04.090 ..that left the entire street without electricity. 458 00:26:06.970 --> 00:26:11.570 I was in the middle of making tea, and suddenly everything went black. 459 00:26:12.530 --> 00:26:14.649 It was absolutely astounding. 460 00:26:14.650 --> 00:26:18.089 Everything went out. The whole electricity, 461 00:26:18.090 --> 00:26:20.289 the power, everything. Gone. 462 00:26:20.290 --> 00:26:21.849 Barry. Yeah? 463 00:26:21.850 --> 00:26:23.569 Not you junior, Big Barry. Oh. 464 00:26:23.570 --> 00:26:25.489 Come here. Have you seen this? 465 00:26:25.490 --> 00:26:28.369 What is it, Stace? Everything was lovely and suddenly, 466 00:26:28.370 --> 00:26:32.409 poof, bang, everything black. 467 00:26:32.410 --> 00:26:34.529 No electricity, nothing. 468 00:26:34.530 --> 00:26:37.289 No lights. Why do we care about that old bag? 469 00:26:37.290 --> 00:26:39.649 Oi. Show some respect... 470 00:26:39.650 --> 00:26:42.129 It's not about the old bag, it's what she's saying. 471 00:26:42.130 --> 00:26:48.169 ...the entire street has had to up-sticks and make other plans. 472 00:26:48.170 --> 00:26:52.409 The entire street is shipping out for Christmas. Which means... 473 00:26:52.410 --> 00:26:55.129 an entire road of empty houses. 474 00:26:55.130 --> 00:26:58.809 Oh... No. 475 00:26:58.810 --> 00:26:59.850 I dunno, love. 476 00:27:00.690 --> 00:27:02.729 You've only just got out. 477 00:27:02.730 --> 00:27:05.049 If you do this and you get pinched for it, 478 00:27:05.050 --> 00:27:06.769 they're gonna throw the book at you. 479 00:27:06.770 --> 00:27:09.130 Yeah. But no-one's getting pinched. 480 00:27:10.610 --> 00:27:12.129 Power's out, you see. 481 00:27:12.130 --> 00:27:17.450 So it's not just "no witnesses", it's no lights, no alarms... 482 00:27:18.370 --> 00:27:20.210 ...and no security cameras. 483 00:27:21.330 --> 00:27:23.609 It's a Christmas miracle. 484 00:27:23.610 --> 00:27:26.130 Sound. 485 00:27:37.810 --> 00:27:39.410 Thanks for nothing! 486 00:27:54.490 --> 00:27:56.530 So, wet in the morning, dry at night. 487 00:27:57.370 --> 00:28:01.369 - Huh? - Oh sorry, um, pouch in the morning, dry food at night. 488 00:28:01.370 --> 00:28:03.969 Oh yeah, got ya. Understood, no problem. 489 00:28:03.970 --> 00:28:06.009 Scotty boy's on it. 490 00:28:07.970 --> 00:28:09.809 Are you sure you're gonna be OK? 491 00:28:09.810 --> 00:28:13.209 Oh, we'll be fine, won't we mate? 492 00:28:13.210 --> 00:28:15.890 This is him, yeah? Yeah, that's him. 493 00:28:17.410 --> 00:28:19.609 Only, um... 494 00:28:19.610 --> 00:28:21.810 I could always... stay? 495 00:28:22.810 --> 00:28:25.209 You know, if you needed some company or, um... 496 00:28:25.210 --> 00:28:28.689 I could just cook or. No, no, no, no, no, it's fine. 497 00:28:28.690 --> 00:28:32.169 OK.I've got to water the cat and feed the plants. You know... 498 00:28:32.170 --> 00:28:33.729 Yeah 499 00:28:33.730 --> 00:28:36.130 You just, um... 500 00:28:37.370 --> 00:28:39.530 Have a nice Christmas. Oh, oh, you too. 501 00:28:50.810 --> 00:28:52.410 We will be OK, won't we Laura? 502 00:29:26.450 --> 00:29:28.410 ♪ Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer ♪ 503 00:29:46.930 --> 00:29:48.530 Ah! Ah... Ooh! 504 00:29:50.490 --> 00:29:52.090 Ah! 505 00:30:01.210 --> 00:30:04.850 Extra large, double pepperoni, thin crust, with some mushrooms. 506 00:30:06.010 --> 00:30:09.570 Have you got some ice? You know, not on the pizza. 507 00:30:10.890 --> 00:30:12.490 Ha-ha. 508 00:30:15.650 --> 00:30:17.489 Woah! 509 00:30:30.690 --> 00:30:32.290 Pizza. 510 00:30:33.690 --> 00:30:36.890 Merry Christmas. Yeah, same to you. 511 00:30:49.250 --> 00:30:51.769 'Twas the night before Christmas 512 00:30:51.770 --> 00:30:55.969 and I've got a feeling that no one was home... 513 00:30:55.970 --> 00:30:57.610 So, let's do some stealing! 514 00:30:58.770 --> 00:31:01.130 Yes! 515 00:31:05.010 --> 00:31:10.170 ♪ ..every fairytale comes real 516 00:31:11.570 --> 00:31:14.250 ♪ I've looked at love that way 517 00:31:17.770 --> 00:31:21.649 ♪ But now it's just another show- ♪ 518 00:31:26.610 --> 00:31:28.810 Ha-ha! 519 00:31:29.530 --> 00:31:31.329 Right, Brennans. 520 00:31:31.330 --> 00:31:33.329 We split up and do a sweep. 521 00:31:33.330 --> 00:31:35.009 Check for any stragglers. 522 00:31:35.010 --> 00:31:37.889 We've got too many houses and not enough time, 523 00:31:37.890 --> 00:31:42.729 so look for easy ways in: old locks, open windows- 524 00:31:42.730 --> 00:31:44.929 Signs that say "burglars stop here". 525 00:31:44.930 --> 00:31:48.009 Alright, keep the noise down. 526 00:31:48.010 --> 00:31:50.369 Comms on channel 7. Any questions? 527 00:31:50.370 --> 00:31:52.209 Do we get a break? 528 00:31:52.210 --> 00:31:53.850 Yeah. 529 00:31:54.610 --> 00:31:58.290 You had three years off, ending last Thursday. 530 00:32:04.530 --> 00:32:06.689 Filthy things. 531 00:32:06.690 --> 00:32:08.330 Chicka-boom! 532 00:32:16.250 --> 00:32:18.769 See, no power. 533 00:32:18.770 --> 00:32:20.889 No evidence. No prison. 534 00:32:20.890 --> 00:32:24.129 Not this time. 535 00:32:24.130 --> 00:32:26.169 Hello, woo-hoo! 536 00:32:35.370 --> 00:32:37.530 Ooh, hello. What've we got here? 537 00:32:46.650 --> 00:32:49.529 Nearly. Right. 538 00:32:49.530 --> 00:32:53.929 Eenie-meenie-mini-mo, catch an elf by the... 539 00:32:53.930 --> 00:32:55.609 Ooh! 540 00:32:55.610 --> 00:32:58.449 That is a big telly. 541 00:32:58.450 --> 00:33:03.049 I'll be coming back for you, my precious. 542 00:33:10.210 --> 00:33:12.049 Oh, here we go. 543 00:33:12.050 --> 00:33:14.249 "Share your pizza with him". 544 00:33:14.250 --> 00:33:15.890 No. 545 00:33:20.170 --> 00:33:22.250 OK, fine! 546 00:33:29.970 --> 00:33:32.089 All clear at number 8. 547 00:33:32.090 --> 00:33:34.649 Have you checked the back? No. Doing it now. 548 00:33:34.650 --> 00:33:36.609 Ugh, typical. 549 00:33:36.610 --> 00:33:38.490 ♪ Carol of the Bells ♪ 550 00:33:44.130 --> 00:33:46.649 Hiya, I've got a pizza. No. 551 00:33:46.650 --> 00:33:49.169 Hiya, I've got too much pizza. Ugh. 552 00:33:49.170 --> 00:33:52.130 Hi, I was going to put this pizza in the bin. Don't mention the bins! 553 00:34:12.050 --> 00:34:15.289 Welcome to this week's edition of We Don't Like Cricket, 554 00:34:15.290 --> 00:34:17.729 and we're discussing the series that's just taken place 555 00:34:17.730 --> 00:34:19.169 between England and New Zealand. 556 00:34:19.170 --> 00:34:21.929 We're going to chewing the cud all about this. My name is Ivan, 557 00:34:21.930 --> 00:34:23.650 joined as always by the one and only... 558 00:34:26.570 --> 00:34:29.209 In many ways scoring 99 is better than scoring 100. 559 00:34:29.210 --> 00:34:31.849 Loads of people score hundreds, not many people get out on 99. 560 00:34:31.850 --> 00:34:32.890 Nobody tracks them. 561 00:34:36.650 --> 00:34:39.089 Hey, Stace. This side doors got a lock that 562 00:34:39.090 --> 00:34:42.329 looks like I could have fitted it. I think we've got a winner. 563 00:34:42.330 --> 00:34:47.050 Look, we're both grown-ups, it's Christmas... 564 00:34:48.010 --> 00:34:49.929 ...you probably like pepperoni... 565 00:34:49.930 --> 00:34:52.370 so why don't we, you know... Why don't we just... 566 00:34:55.370 --> 00:34:57.170 Nope. Can't do it. 567 00:35:01.090 --> 00:35:04.930 Parnes Alarms. Get your mate Graham to buy you a pizza. 568 00:35:05.890 --> 00:35:07.490 Stick it on his invoice. 569 00:35:14.650 --> 00:35:16.849 England and New Zealand - really put on a show. - Mm-hm. 570 00:35:16.850 --> 00:35:18.529 Absolutely, both teams showcased... 571 00:35:18.530 --> 00:35:20.329 I like this house. 572 00:35:20.330 --> 00:35:22.129 Great, Barry. Let's try and get in it. 573 00:35:22.130 --> 00:35:24.009 Give me some... Put your weight on here, mate. 574 00:35:24.010 --> 00:35:25.650 Three, two, one, go... 575 00:35:26.850 --> 00:35:28.929 England are really missing Jimmy Anderson. 576 00:35:28.930 --> 00:35:30.809 Hold up... 577 00:35:30.810 --> 00:35:32.809 Open window at number 4. Get over here. 578 00:35:32.810 --> 00:35:35.569 What? Number 4. 579 00:35:35.570 --> 00:35:37.249 Number 4, OK. 580 00:35:37.250 --> 00:35:41.250 England'll continue to miss Jimmy Anderson until the heat death of the universe. 581 00:35:42.290 --> 00:35:43.889 Alright, kid? 582 00:35:43.890 --> 00:35:45.849 Sound. - Sound. - Keep quiet. 583 00:35:48.650 --> 00:35:50.209 You'd know if you could count. 584 00:35:50.210 --> 00:35:52.690 Uh, he can roller-skate and you can't... 585 00:35:58.690 --> 00:36:01.129 Won't budge. Must be on the night latch. 586 00:36:01.130 --> 00:36:02.929 Aye! 587 00:36:02.930 --> 00:36:05.170 There's a knack to these. Hold that. 588 00:36:05.930 --> 00:36:08.129 Today. Thank you. 589 00:36:08.130 --> 00:36:11.529 Right. All it is, is... 590 00:36:11.530 --> 00:36:13.449 Just need... 591 00:36:13.450 --> 00:36:15.089 Just a little... 592 00:36:15.090 --> 00:36:17.970 And then, you're... 593 00:36:22.130 --> 00:36:23.769 ...in. 594 00:36:23.770 --> 00:36:26.850 Ah, well. Thank God we had an expert. 595 00:36:33.050 --> 00:36:36.849 Call. Tom. Petty. 596 00:36:36.850 --> 00:36:39.849 Calling Tom Petty. Shh! 597 00:36:52.370 --> 00:36:55.089 Pick up. Pick up... Oh, pick up! 598 00:36:58.970 --> 00:37:00.809 Pick up, pick up, pick up... 599 00:37:00.810 --> 00:37:02.249 You useless git! 600 00:37:02.250 --> 00:37:04.729 Seriously? Has it come to this? Neil! 601 00:37:04.730 --> 00:37:07.289 No, no, no. Listen, listen. 602 00:37:07.290 --> 00:37:09.049 Hello? 603 00:37:09.050 --> 00:37:11.929 Oh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no 604 00:37:11.930 --> 00:37:13.890 Oh, very mature. 605 00:37:14.770 --> 00:37:17.529 You see this is why you don't get any pizza! 606 00:37:49.250 --> 00:37:51.210 Well, this is new. Oh... 607 00:37:52.330 --> 00:37:55.249 There's somebody next door. At Bill and Janet's house. 608 00:37:55.250 --> 00:37:57.050 Somebody's broken in! 609 00:37:58.370 --> 00:38:01.170 No they haven't. They have! I heard them. 610 00:38:02.050 --> 00:38:03.930 Heard what? Smashing glass! 611 00:38:05.330 --> 00:38:08.129 It'll be a fox in the greenhouse. No, no, no. 612 00:38:08.130 --> 00:38:11.129 There was a radio I think, like a... 613 00:38:11.130 --> 00:38:13.649 Like a... Like a squeal. It'll be a fox. 614 00:38:13.650 --> 00:38:15.609 I-It wasn't a fox! 615 00:38:15.610 --> 00:38:17.449 Come on, we should at least check it out. 616 00:38:17.450 --> 00:38:19.290 We're the Neighbourhood Watch. 617 00:38:20.930 --> 00:38:22.650 Fine! I'll take a look. 618 00:38:25.170 --> 00:38:26.850 Woah, woah, woah, wait for me. 619 00:38:30.170 --> 00:38:31.770 Here we go. 620 00:38:32.570 --> 00:38:34.850 What are you doing? I'm knocking. 621 00:38:35.650 --> 00:38:38.729 Why? Because you think someone's in there. 622 00:38:38.730 --> 00:38:40.529 And if I'm right, it's armed robbers! 623 00:38:40.530 --> 00:38:42.170 What if they answer? 624 00:38:43.170 --> 00:38:46.889 - Well, I don't know! - I thought you were a security expert. 625 00:38:46.890 --> 00:38:50.729 I sell alarms, I don't personally take down criminals. 626 00:38:50.730 --> 00:38:53.690 What you've done there is confuse me with a SWAT team. 627 00:38:54.850 --> 00:38:56.450 Fat lot of good you are. 628 00:38:58.050 --> 00:38:59.690 Well, what would you suggest? 629 00:39:01.370 --> 00:39:02.970 Shh. 630 00:39:06.410 --> 00:39:08.050 That's an answerphone. 631 00:39:09.330 --> 00:39:12.609 Not an answerphone, it's... 632 00:39:12.610 --> 00:39:14.729 Oh... 633 00:39:14.730 --> 00:39:16.689 When you used to... Answer-what? 634 00:39:16.690 --> 00:39:19.370 Have you got cake in your ears? Come on! 635 00:39:20.530 --> 00:39:22.089 We need to call the police. 636 00:39:22.090 --> 00:39:24.729 Ow! Watch the bins! 637 00:39:24.730 --> 00:39:26.770 You wouldn't want to crack it! Not now... 638 00:39:28.570 --> 00:39:30.170 Kill the torch. 639 00:39:33.890 --> 00:39:36.649 I thought you said you'd checked number 8, you lazy git! 640 00:39:36.650 --> 00:39:38.329 I did! 641 00:39:38.330 --> 00:39:41.930 Yeah. What with, your eyes shut? There's someone home. 642 00:39:43.010 --> 00:39:45.129 I'll sort it... 643 00:39:45.130 --> 00:39:46.129 Ooh. Don't tell your mum. Don't tell Mum. 644 00:40:10.007 --> 00:40:13.687 Look, I know Christmas is a bit different this year, and I'm sorry. 645 00:40:14.847 --> 00:40:16.367 It's fine. 646 00:40:21.687 --> 00:40:24.326 I just think your dad's just having a bit of a wobble. 647 00:40:24.327 --> 00:40:28.006 You know, it's ben a tricky time this year, with the whole 648 00:40:28.007 --> 00:40:30.366 Cause for Alarms business... It's "Causes"... 649 00:40:30.367 --> 00:40:32.447 And I think he just needs some time... 650 00:40:34.127 --> 00:40:36.526 But look, what I do know is that whatever happens, 651 00:40:36.527 --> 00:40:38.527 however this plays out... 652 00:40:39.287 --> 00:40:41.087 ...it's gonna be OK. Alright? 653 00:40:42.367 --> 00:40:44.527 Promise. Yeah. 654 00:40:48.007 --> 00:40:50.766 I think the best thing that you and I can do for Dad right now, 655 00:40:50.767 --> 00:40:52.286 is to give him some space. 656 00:40:52.287 --> 00:40:54.927 Some quiet time, to get his head together. 657 00:40:55.687 --> 00:40:57.966 Burglars! At least two! Maybe more! 658 00:40:57.967 --> 00:40:59.686 Definitely not foxes! 659 00:40:59.687 --> 00:41:02.206 Not foxes! How long will you be? 660 00:41:02.207 --> 00:41:04.166 OK, just please, hurry! 661 00:41:04.167 --> 00:41:06.406 Wish it was foxes... The police are on their way. 662 00:41:06.407 --> 00:41:08.526 They just said stay in the house. keep out of sight. 663 00:41:08.527 --> 00:41:10.726 No one will even know we're in here. 664 00:41:10.727 --> 00:41:13.487 I know you're in there. 665 00:41:48.247 --> 00:41:51.126 Oi, are you letting me in, or are we gonna play a game? 666 00:41:51.127 --> 00:41:53.926 Oh, no... 667 00:41:53.927 --> 00:41:55.567 Woah! 668 00:41:56.487 --> 00:41:58.566 Little Barry Brennan! 669 00:41:58.567 --> 00:42:00.846 - Who? - The Brennans. "The Devils of Davenport"? 670 00:42:00.847 --> 00:42:03.727 Don't you read the papers? Oh no, I mean, not so much. 671 00:42:04.727 --> 00:42:06.686 Local crime family. Hard as nails. 672 00:42:06.687 --> 00:42:08.606 And that out there is the big one. 673 00:42:08.607 --> 00:42:10.246 What? "Little Barry" is the big one? 674 00:42:10.247 --> 00:42:12.326 Yes. Son of Big Barry. How big's Big Barry? 675 00:42:12.327 --> 00:42:14.926 Oh, he's tiny. It's very confusing. But they're psychopaths, 676 00:42:14.927 --> 00:42:17.086 - the lot of them! - You know, for a home security expert, 677 00:42:17.087 --> 00:42:20.486 you are not massively reassuring. Come on, you don't wanna wind me up. 678 00:42:20.487 --> 00:42:22.046 Last warning! 679 00:42:22.047 --> 00:42:24.166 Security! It's an X-50! 680 00:42:24.167 --> 00:42:25.686 What is? The front door. 681 00:42:25.687 --> 00:42:27.246 I fitted an X-50, top of the range! 682 00:42:27.247 --> 00:42:31.446 That is a double-skinned, reinforced, tri-bar, steel trough rim lock door, 683 00:42:31.447 --> 00:42:33.646 with a 12-point dog latch and a five-lever mortice. 684 00:42:33.647 --> 00:42:35.607 A whole army couldn't get through that thing! 685 00:42:38.967 --> 00:42:41.446 Did you leave it on the latch? 686 00:42:41.447 --> 00:42:43.127 I think you know the answer to that. 687 00:42:50.647 --> 00:42:52.247 I know you're here! 688 00:43:02.047 --> 00:43:03.847 To the safe room. Oh, you beauty. 689 00:43:09.967 --> 00:43:11.847 Mind the stairs! 690 00:43:13.287 --> 00:43:15.326 Wait! My phone! 691 00:43:15.327 --> 00:43:16.967 Leave it! 692 00:43:25.687 --> 00:43:28.206 Quick! Lock it! It doesn't lock. 693 00:43:28.207 --> 00:43:30.086 I thought this was the "safe room"? 694 00:43:30.087 --> 00:43:32.767 No, it's the room that we keep the safe in. 695 00:43:33.887 --> 00:43:37.126 You have got to be kidding me. 696 00:43:37.127 --> 00:43:39.486 Are you sure you're in - home security? - Are you sure you know 697 00:43:39.487 --> 00:43:41.847 what home security means? - Hello? - Shh, shh, shh. 698 00:44:28.647 --> 00:44:30.247 Little pig... 699 00:44:31.127 --> 00:44:32.727 Little pig... 700 00:44:34.167 --> 00:44:35.767 Let me come in. 701 00:44:36.847 --> 00:44:38.446 He's on the stairs. 702 00:44:38.447 --> 00:44:40.087 Stop hiding, little pig. 703 00:44:40.967 --> 00:44:42.726 Where the hell are the cops? 704 00:44:42.727 --> 00:44:46.367 The average police response time is 16.4 minutes. 705 00:44:47.487 --> 00:44:49.126 It's a good stat for sales. 706 00:44:49.127 --> 00:44:51.126 It's not a good stat for us! 707 00:44:51.127 --> 00:44:53.606 What have you got - that could be a weapon? - Nothing. 708 00:44:53.607 --> 00:44:58.047 It's a spare room. Just caps, alarms, a big box of mugs. 709 00:45:00.887 --> 00:45:04.127 Little pig, little pig... 710 00:45:06.527 --> 00:45:08.886 Hang on... "Little pig". 711 00:45:08.887 --> 00:45:11.806 What? Not "little pigs", "little pig". 712 00:45:11.807 --> 00:45:14.006 Singular. So? 713 00:45:14.007 --> 00:45:15.847 He thinks there's only one of us. 714 00:45:17.567 --> 00:45:21.206 Come on little pig... Don't make me blow it down. 715 00:45:21.207 --> 00:45:23.886 OK! OK, I give up. 716 00:45:23.887 --> 00:45:25.967 Just open the door. It's not locked. 717 00:45:30.767 --> 00:45:33.647 Just take what you want. I don't want any trouble. 718 00:45:34.327 --> 00:45:36.766 Sorry mate, you've seen my face now. 719 00:45:36.767 --> 00:45:38.446 No. No, I haven't. 720 00:45:38.447 --> 00:45:42.566 I can't see anything, I'm blind. Yeah, right. 721 00:45:42.567 --> 00:45:45.686 What do I look like, some sort of- 722 00:45:49.207 --> 00:45:51.166 "Mug"? Did you get him? 723 00:45:51.167 --> 00:45:52.726 Yup! - Yes! - Come on! 724 00:45:52.727 --> 00:45:54.367 ♪ Run Rudolph Run ♪ 725 00:46:00.007 --> 00:46:01.607 Mind the stairs! Oh! 726 00:46:05.767 --> 00:46:07.486 ♪ Run, run, Rudolph 727 00:46:07.487 --> 00:46:09.567 ♪ Santa ain't too far behind... 728 00:46:11.727 --> 00:46:13.566 We need to leg it. Grab hold. 729 00:46:15.967 --> 00:46:17.846 What's happening? Oh, more Brennans. 730 00:46:17.847 --> 00:46:19.887 Change of plan. We need to hide. 731 00:46:21.247 --> 00:46:22.847 In the Sierra! 732 00:46:23.887 --> 00:46:25.566 Woo! Get in! 733 00:46:25.567 --> 00:46:27.207 Owwww! 734 00:46:30.607 --> 00:46:34.807 ♪ Said Santa to a boy, "Child, what have you been longing for?" 735 00:46:37.287 --> 00:46:40.967 ♪ "All I want for Christmas is a rock and roll electric guitar" 736 00:46:42.807 --> 00:46:44.966 ♪ And then away went Rudolph... 737 00:46:46.207 --> 00:46:47.566 Oh... What's that noise? 738 00:46:47.567 --> 00:46:48.926 I don't know. 739 00:46:48.927 --> 00:46:50.966 Oh God, I'm going to die in a Sierra. 740 00:47:09.247 --> 00:47:11.366 Oh, thank God. Woah, woah, woah! 741 00:47:11.367 --> 00:47:14.606 Let's actually wait until they've arrested the big angry man 742 00:47:14.607 --> 00:47:17.327 who wants to kill us, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 743 00:47:21.527 --> 00:47:23.206 It really must be Christmas. 744 00:47:23.207 --> 00:47:25.647 They've only gone and sent the PCSOs. 745 00:47:26.367 --> 00:47:29.047 "Hobby Bobbies". "Hobby Bobbies"? 746 00:47:42.087 --> 00:47:43.287 I'll call for back up. 747 00:47:47.047 --> 00:47:48.806 Merry Christmas, officers. 748 00:47:48.807 --> 00:47:53.167 Evening sir. We received a report of a disturbance at this address. 749 00:47:53.967 --> 00:47:56.287 Someone heard something being smashed. 750 00:47:57.007 --> 00:47:59.406 Did they? Smashed, you say. 751 00:47:59.407 --> 00:48:02.766 Um, well, no, no. 752 00:48:02.767 --> 00:48:05.566 It's probably nothing sir, but perhaps we could just pop in 753 00:48:05.567 --> 00:48:07.766 and check your windows? Make sure you're safe. 754 00:48:07.767 --> 00:48:12.926 Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no... 755 00:48:12.927 --> 00:48:16.007 because... 756 00:48:17.047 --> 00:48:18.647 Oh! 757 00:48:20.727 --> 00:48:23.006 Good evening, officers. 758 00:48:23.007 --> 00:48:24.566 That's my lady wife. 759 00:48:24.567 --> 00:48:26.366 Bit of a collision. 760 00:48:26.367 --> 00:48:28.206 No lights, you see. 761 00:48:28.207 --> 00:48:30.086 Are you alright to be here on your own? 762 00:48:30.087 --> 00:48:34.406 - Absolutely. - Yep. What with no lights, no heating? 763 00:48:34.407 --> 00:48:37.926 Yeah, no, well, what it is actually is we're not actually staying here 764 00:48:37.927 --> 00:48:40.406 because our daughter is on her way. 765 00:48:40.407 --> 00:48:42.047 From Frome. 766 00:48:42.727 --> 00:48:47.727 Yes. So, we're going to stay with them until the 27th or 28th. 767 00:48:48.407 --> 00:48:50.646 In Frome. Or the 29th. 768 00:48:50.647 --> 00:48:52.926 Then we shall be coming home. 769 00:48:52.927 --> 00:48:54.406 From Frome. 770 00:48:54.407 --> 00:48:57.126 Well, if you're sure you're OK? 771 00:48:57.127 --> 00:48:58.886 Yes, fine. Very happy. 772 00:48:58.887 --> 00:49:00.967 Fine, thank you. Very... Yes. 773 00:49:03.407 --> 00:49:05.487 Merry Christmas! Ta-ta. 774 00:49:08.727 --> 00:49:10.327 I'll tell you what... Huh? 775 00:49:11.407 --> 00:49:14.086 The Sarge knocks off at 6:00, lives on Rowan Avenue. 776 00:49:14.087 --> 00:49:16.766 I'll ask him to swing by on his way home, check everything's OK. 777 00:49:16.767 --> 00:49:18.366 Oh, no. That's fine. There's no need. 778 00:49:18.367 --> 00:49:21.486 He might be a bit tipsy, but he won't mind at all. 779 00:49:21.487 --> 00:49:23.606 Merry Christmas, take care. Merry Christmas! 780 00:49:23.607 --> 00:49:25.007 Merry Christmas! 781 00:49:31.527 --> 00:49:33.766 The... The police are leaving! 782 00:49:33.767 --> 00:49:35.567 What? Well, stop them then! 783 00:49:37.447 --> 00:49:39.606 Ah! It won't unlock! 784 00:49:39.607 --> 00:49:41.446 Oh... This is a terrible car! 785 00:49:41.447 --> 00:49:43.806 Hang on! Wait! Wait! 786 00:49:43.807 --> 00:49:47.047 Here. Try mine! It's central locking! It won't... 787 00:49:48.047 --> 00:49:49.686 You've got your hand on the... Ow! 788 00:49:54.087 --> 00:49:55.886 He's back! Who is? Big Barry? 789 00:49:55.887 --> 00:49:57.807 No, Little Barry: the big one. 790 00:49:59.687 --> 00:50:01.606 We need to get out of here. 791 00:50:01.607 --> 00:50:04.846 I say we make a run for it. With the whackjob Waltons out there? 792 00:50:04.847 --> 00:50:06.846 No, thank you. Well, what shall we do then? 793 00:50:06.847 --> 00:50:09.046 I don't know. 794 00:50:10.967 --> 00:50:14.926 I don't suppose this rust bucket has got airbags and an alarm, does it? 795 00:50:14.927 --> 00:50:17.966 It's got all the extras. It's a top of the range rust bucket. 796 00:50:17.967 --> 00:50:19.526 I've got an idea... 797 00:50:28.767 --> 00:50:33.007 Whatever - that is, shut it up! - I'll sort it. 798 00:50:39.567 --> 00:50:41.167 Gotcha. 799 00:50:51.087 --> 00:50:55.926 ♪ We're walking in the air 800 00:50:55.927 --> 00:50:59.926 ♪ We're floating in the moonlit sky... ♪ 801 00:50:59.927 --> 00:51:01.927 Snow escape, bozo! 802 00:51:08.927 --> 00:51:10.646 Is he secure? 803 00:51:10.647 --> 00:51:12.366 Yes! 804 00:51:12.367 --> 00:51:14.446 Quick, in the shed. 805 00:51:14.447 --> 00:51:17.246 I'm just saying that if we leave a couple of houses, that would- 806 00:51:17.247 --> 00:51:19.646 ...defeat the object. We go big or go home... 807 00:51:19.647 --> 00:51:22.166 And we're not going home. Ash, bring the van round. 808 00:51:22.167 --> 00:51:24.006 But we've got the dibble at 6:00. 809 00:51:24.007 --> 00:51:25.846 I don't think we've got enough time. 810 00:51:25.847 --> 00:51:27.487 Then we split up. 811 00:51:28.407 --> 00:51:30.327 What, over this? 812 00:51:31.327 --> 00:51:34.087 I don't want to. I love you, Stace. 813 00:51:37.047 --> 00:51:39.206 No. I mean I'll take this end with Fanny-Anne, 814 00:51:39.207 --> 00:51:41.246 and you boys take number five. 815 00:51:41.247 --> 00:51:43.527 Oh, right. Ooh, the big telly! 816 00:51:44.327 --> 00:51:46.326 Yeah, I'll get the big telly. On your own? 817 00:51:46.327 --> 00:51:48.446 It's the same size as you. 818 00:51:48.447 --> 00:51:51.887 Junior, can you get backside over to number five please? 819 00:51:52.967 --> 00:51:55.567 Your dad's about to wreck a very nice television. 820 00:51:59.047 --> 00:52:02.086 We're here, in you go. 821 00:52:02.087 --> 00:52:04.207 Ah, yes! Watch your head. 822 00:52:05.607 --> 00:52:08.166 What now? Yeah, well, I was just thinking that. 823 00:52:08.167 --> 00:52:11.126 Right, my plan would be... to wait here... 824 00:52:11.127 --> 00:52:14.207 Right? Until it gets light. 825 00:52:16.647 --> 00:52:20.326 That's it? That's your plan? They're out there ransacking 826 00:52:20.327 --> 00:52:22.646 our entire street and you just want to hide in here? 827 00:52:22.647 --> 00:52:25.326 We need to do something. We are the Neighbourhood Watch. 828 00:52:25.327 --> 00:52:29.046 Exactly. Neighbourhood "Watch". It's not Neighbourhood "Do", is it? 829 00:52:29.047 --> 00:52:31.086 And even if it was, we've done plenty. 830 00:52:31.087 --> 00:52:33.526 We phoned the police, for all the good they were, and we have 831 00:52:33.527 --> 00:52:35.606 gaffer-taped a thug to a Sierra. I think we've done 832 00:52:35.607 --> 00:52:37.966 more than our fair share, and now its time 833 00:52:37.967 --> 00:52:40.126 for a little self preservation, thank you very much. 834 00:52:40.127 --> 00:52:42.606 But our neighbours- Are insured! And will completely 835 00:52:42.607 --> 00:52:45.247 understand our desire to remain alive. 836 00:52:46.287 --> 00:52:47.887 Fine. 837 00:52:48.927 --> 00:52:51.926 OK. If you can live with that. 838 00:52:51.927 --> 00:52:53.727 Yeah. I can. 839 00:52:54.567 --> 00:52:56.647 Ooh, I can see the headlines now: 840 00:52:57.967 --> 00:53:03.407 "Security expert hides in shed while own street ransacked". Ha, yeah. 841 00:53:04.967 --> 00:53:06.846 That wouldn't be a headline. It's too long. 842 00:53:06.847 --> 00:53:09.686 "Alarm Coward's Shed Shame". 843 00:53:09.687 --> 00:53:12.166 Yeah, that's better. 844 00:53:12.167 --> 00:53:14.447 Ooh, he'd probably frame it, you know... 845 00:53:15.687 --> 00:53:17.287 In his shop. 846 00:53:20.447 --> 00:53:22.047 Graham. 847 00:53:24.007 --> 00:53:25.607 We need a plan. 848 00:53:41.887 --> 00:53:45.126 Come on. Come to Daddy. 849 00:53:45.127 --> 00:53:47.246 Resistance is futile. 850 00:53:49.247 --> 00:53:51.046 Oh, finally! 851 00:53:51.047 --> 00:53:55.407 Come give us a hand son. Or maybe you could give us a hand? 852 00:53:57.487 --> 00:54:00.807 In fact, make it both of them. 853 00:54:02.607 --> 00:54:03.967 Who the hell are you? 854 00:54:05.087 --> 00:54:06.687 Neighbourhood Watch. 855 00:54:08.447 --> 00:54:11.087 Blimey. You lot got serious. 856 00:54:12.367 --> 00:54:15.046 Cuff him, Rocco. Um, yeah. 857 00:54:15.047 --> 00:54:17.607 Do you think it would be better if maybe you... 858 00:54:19.127 --> 00:54:21.246 Actually, yeah. 859 00:54:21.247 --> 00:54:23.447 I'll cuff him. You cover him. 860 00:54:37.647 --> 00:54:40.007 Keep still sunshine. 861 00:54:45.407 --> 00:54:47.726 This doesn't need to hurt. 862 00:54:54.247 --> 00:54:56.526 Grab him! Get him off me! Gah! 863 00:54:56.527 --> 00:54:58.366 Grab him! 864 00:55:04.487 --> 00:55:06.446 I've got him! I've got him! 865 00:55:06.447 --> 00:55:09.847 No, I've got him! No! He's got me. I've got him! 866 00:55:10.567 --> 00:55:13.166 There's nothing there. Well, she's deleted it now, 867 00:55:13.167 --> 00:55:14.886 but you could see Dad's Sierra 868 00:55:14.887 --> 00:55:17.046 Well, there are other Sierra's in the world. 869 00:55:17.047 --> 00:55:20.566 Not in that condition. And he's used the wrong "your". 870 00:55:20.567 --> 00:55:22.366 He's put "your" instead of "you are". 871 00:55:22.367 --> 00:55:25.086 Chloe, he says he's fine. The last thing we need is another 872 00:55:25.087 --> 00:55:28.286 delusional neurotic in the family. Just... stop fretting. 873 00:55:28.287 --> 00:55:30.486 Ah, forget it. Chloe... 874 00:55:34.367 --> 00:55:36.886 Looks like we've got ourselves some witnesses 875 00:55:36.887 --> 00:55:40.086 I've seen nothing. I'd make a terrible witness me, awful. 876 00:55:40.087 --> 00:55:42.686 I don't know who any of you are. Seriously? 877 00:55:42.687 --> 00:55:45.887 You're cosying up to the Brennans. Well, he knows who we are now. 878 00:55:46.687 --> 00:55:50.206 Oh, brilliant. Another masterclass from the so called expert. 879 00:55:50.207 --> 00:55:52.006 Expert at what? 880 00:55:52.007 --> 00:55:54.287 Evidently nothing. 881 00:55:55.247 --> 00:55:57.086 Cause for Alarms? 882 00:55:57.087 --> 00:55:58.926 Causes. 883 00:55:58.927 --> 00:56:01.006 You didn't tell me these were branded! 884 00:56:01.007 --> 00:56:02.526 Shut up, Graham! 885 00:56:02.527 --> 00:56:04.166 Eh? Graham? 886 00:56:04.167 --> 00:56:06.446 One of your cameras... 887 00:56:06.447 --> 00:56:10.767 put me behind bars for three years, Neil. 888 00:56:11.647 --> 00:56:14.766 I can only apologise for the excellent resolution. 889 00:56:14.767 --> 00:56:17.646 No apology necessary. 890 00:56:17.647 --> 00:56:20.327 It makes all this a lot easier. 891 00:56:21.287 --> 00:56:27.127 So, shall we get started? 892 00:56:28.927 --> 00:56:31.407 We've only got a few hours, they're going nowhere. 893 00:56:32.207 --> 00:56:35.966 You're right. Let's finish the job, then we'll finish them. 894 00:56:35.967 --> 00:56:37.687 I'll be back. 895 00:56:39.407 --> 00:56:42.366 Right, I'll take this telly. Come here love. 896 00:56:42.367 --> 00:56:44.927 Oh, yeah. 897 00:56:47.127 --> 00:56:49.007 Oh, quality, that. 898 00:56:49.967 --> 00:56:52.726 Friend of yours? Not really. 899 00:56:52.727 --> 00:56:55.087 Shame... You'll be seeing him soon. 900 00:57:51.004 --> 00:57:53.443 We could be in a nice warm shed now. 901 00:57:53.444 --> 00:57:55.123 Sitting pretty. 902 00:57:55.124 --> 00:57:59.203 But oh, no, you had to act the big hero. 903 00:57:59.204 --> 00:58:02.803 Me?! None of this would have happened if you hadn't tried 904 00:58:02.804 --> 00:58:05.843 to blow up the whole street. Well, I had to try something 905 00:58:05.844 --> 00:58:09.003 after you'd turned the whole neighbourhood against me. 906 00:58:09.004 --> 00:58:11.803 Oh, I think you did that all on your own, mate. 907 00:58:11.804 --> 00:58:13.764 Don't you "mate" me! 908 00:58:14.644 --> 00:58:19.083 Everything was fine until you moved in with your weird little vendetta. 909 00:58:19.084 --> 00:58:23.763 No one gave a damn about my Sierra until you started stirring things up. 910 00:58:23.764 --> 00:58:29.043 I mean, why? You can't even see it! Why does it matter to you 911 00:58:29.044 --> 00:58:31.884 what I put on my own front drive- It wasn't me! 912 00:58:34.484 --> 00:58:37.604 What? It wasn't me... 913 00:58:38.964 --> 00:58:40.844 ...who complained about the car. 914 00:58:42.444 --> 00:58:43.564 It was John. 915 00:58:47.564 --> 00:58:49.884 He said he got sick of it sitting there rusting away. 916 00:58:51.084 --> 00:58:53.004 It was him that phoned the council. 917 00:58:54.764 --> 00:58:56.364 Why didn't... 918 00:58:57.644 --> 00:58:59.843 Well, why didn't you say something before? 919 00:58:59.844 --> 00:59:01.724 I thought about it... 920 00:59:03.684 --> 00:59:05.284 ...but you've seen it. 921 00:59:06.404 --> 00:59:08.004 How people are with me. 922 00:59:08.844 --> 00:59:10.563 Yeah, they're nice. 923 00:59:10.564 --> 00:59:13.043 Bringing in your shopping, taking you to the pub, 924 00:59:13.044 --> 00:59:15.324 helping with your lights... 925 00:59:16.444 --> 00:59:17.724 It's kind is it? 926 00:59:18.604 --> 00:59:20.204 And why are they so nice? 927 00:59:22.084 --> 00:59:23.444 Is it cos I'm nice? 928 00:59:27.164 --> 00:59:30.604 People just treat you different when you're... different. 929 00:59:32.604 --> 00:59:35.203 Well, not everyone. I mean, Suki always took people 930 00:59:35.204 --> 00:59:38.364 as she found them. Who the hell's Suki? 931 00:59:39.764 --> 00:59:41.803 My wife... 932 00:59:41.804 --> 00:59:44.204 Well, late wife. 933 00:59:49.164 --> 00:59:51.764 She was funny, warm. 934 00:59:52.924 --> 00:59:54.524 But straight-talking. 935 00:59:55.564 --> 00:59:56.844 My daughter's the same. 936 00:59:59.044 --> 01:00:00.644 Oh. I- Holly. 937 01:00:01.644 --> 01:00:03.643 She's studying Law at Leeds. 938 01:00:03.644 --> 01:00:06.284 That's why I moved here. Just to be a bit closer. 939 01:00:08.124 --> 01:00:11.083 And don't get me wrong, they're nice around here. 940 01:00:11.084 --> 01:00:13.243 But I could take a dump in their living room, 941 01:00:13.244 --> 01:00:15.803 and they'd be like, "Oh, don't worry about that, that's OK." 942 01:00:15.804 --> 01:00:18.724 they were gonna let me run the Neighbourhood Watch, for God's sake. 943 01:00:20.964 --> 01:00:24.284 You can almost smell the sympathy sometimes... But not you. 944 01:00:25.324 --> 01:00:27.284 You didn't give a toss. 945 01:00:28.124 --> 01:00:30.283 I mean in my defence, I've been going through 946 01:00:30.284 --> 01:00:32.563 quite a bad time over the last few months 947 01:00:32.564 --> 01:00:34.203 No, it's good. 948 01:00:34.204 --> 01:00:37.524 I think I need it, a bit of that, now it's just me. 949 01:00:39.444 --> 01:00:42.203 So, maybe I let you think the worst of me. 950 01:00:42.204 --> 01:00:45.444 Kept things a bit difficult between us. Like a guarantee. 951 01:00:46.324 --> 01:00:48.803 That I'd always be that git over the road... 952 01:00:48.804 --> 01:00:51.603 and you'd never start talking to me like I'm the poor blind guy 953 01:00:51.604 --> 01:00:54.203 from number 3. Because I'm not, you know. 954 01:00:54.204 --> 01:00:57.044 I am Scott Patrick Dixon, and I nicked your bin. 955 01:00:57.724 --> 01:00:59.204 I bloody knew it! 956 01:01:09.964 --> 01:01:11.444 Sorry you lost your wife. 957 01:01:14.204 --> 01:01:16.484 Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it. 958 01:01:25.564 --> 01:01:27.844 Right. Push against me. 959 01:01:28.604 --> 01:01:31.603 What's happening? We are getting out of here. 960 01:01:31.604 --> 01:01:33.963 Oh, now you're talking! On 3... 961 01:01:33.964 --> 01:01:35.403 2... 1! 962 01:01:39.604 --> 01:01:42.044 Right. Now bounce to your right. OK! 963 01:01:43.444 --> 01:01:45.923 What are you doing? Well, your right or my right? 964 01:01:45.924 --> 01:01:47.923 No, no! Not my right. Your left! 965 01:01:47.924 --> 01:01:49.843 Sorry. How far? 966 01:01:49.844 --> 01:01:52.284 Oh, follow me, just... This isn't working! 967 01:01:55.844 --> 01:01:58.523 I think we can burn through the cable ties, but... 968 01:01:58.524 --> 01:02:01.523 Do you think you can catch a lighter? I'm a pretty good catch mate. 969 01:02:01.524 --> 01:02:03.443 I play a bit of cricket. But you're... 970 01:02:03.444 --> 01:02:04.804 Yeah, I know. It's a thing. 971 01:02:05.684 --> 01:02:07.643 OK. Here we go then, 972 01:02:07.644 --> 01:02:10.003 Right. - Ready? - Yep... 973 01:02:10.004 --> 01:02:11.644 Now! 974 01:02:12.524 --> 01:02:14.043 Well, did you catch it? 975 01:02:14.044 --> 01:02:16.163 Oh it was very wide... 976 01:02:16.164 --> 01:02:18.843 but, luckily, one of us is a professional! 977 01:02:18.844 --> 01:02:21.164 Oh, you little beaut! 978 01:02:22.124 --> 01:02:23.484 Stay still. 979 01:02:25.684 --> 01:02:27.964 Oh! 980 01:02:28.804 --> 01:02:31.164 Right. They said a few hours. 981 01:02:31.844 --> 01:02:34.524 Which means we haven't got long. Do you think it's enough time? 982 01:02:35.764 --> 01:02:39.283 Maybe. If we just... you know, work together. 983 01:02:39.284 --> 01:02:40.803 I'm game if you are. 984 01:02:40.804 --> 01:02:42.883 Do you reckon we could get them back to my place? 985 01:02:42.884 --> 01:02:45.763 I've got a few ideas but it would need to be on home turf, 986 01:02:45.764 --> 01:02:49.124 where I know my way around. Back to yours it is. Oh, and... 987 01:02:49.924 --> 01:02:53.283 ...while we're being honest, that postman, the other day... 988 01:02:53.284 --> 01:02:55.084 that was me. 989 01:02:55.884 --> 01:02:57.244 How stupid do you think I am? 990 01:02:58.404 --> 01:02:59.763 I know more about what's going on 991 01:02:59.764 --> 01:03:01.404 around me than you will ever realise. 992 01:03:04.004 --> 01:03:07.004 Oh! What are you doing? Eh! Eh! 993 01:03:07.884 --> 01:03:09.643 Get off! Idiot! 994 01:03:31.004 --> 01:03:33.323 All we need now is some burglars. 995 01:03:37.164 --> 01:03:39.203 Shh! Shh! 996 01:03:39.204 --> 01:03:41.803 Shh... Listen, Little Barry. 997 01:03:41.804 --> 01:03:45.084 If we take this out your mouth, do you promise not to scream? 998 01:03:46.044 --> 01:03:47.644 OK. 999 01:03:49.764 --> 01:03:52.964 Mum-m-m-m! 1000 01:03:55.804 --> 01:03:57.523 Alright, I owe you a tenner. 1001 01:03:57.524 --> 01:04:00.244 Oi, you two. Go find him! 1002 01:04:01.804 --> 01:04:03.404 ♪ RAY CHARLES: Mess Around ♪ 1003 01:04:11.004 --> 01:04:12.124 There! 1004 01:04:16.964 --> 01:04:18.564 Son? 1005 01:04:22.924 --> 01:04:24.644 Barry? 1006 01:04:28.764 --> 01:04:31.763 I'm blind! Join the club. 1007 01:04:31.764 --> 01:04:34.283 Where's the walkie? I can't find it! 1008 01:04:34.284 --> 01:04:35.883 This way big man. 1009 01:04:35.884 --> 01:04:38.324 Try not to be so clumsy. 1010 01:04:39.604 --> 01:04:42.884 Dad down, number three. Come here! 1011 01:04:43.764 --> 01:04:45.243 ♪ ..They did the boogie-woogie 1012 01:04:45.244 --> 01:04:46.603 ♪ With a steady roll 1013 01:04:46.604 --> 01:04:48.244 ♪ They mess around 1014 01:04:49.244 --> 01:04:51.204 ♪ They doin' the mess around... ♪ Oi! Come 'ere! 1015 01:04:56.004 --> 01:04:57.843 Come here! No! 1016 01:04:57.844 --> 01:04:59.484 Stop it. Argh! 1017 01:05:00.524 --> 01:05:02.363 Oh, don't... Here! 1018 01:05:02.364 --> 01:05:04.963 No point struggling. I've done rodeo. 1019 01:05:04.964 --> 01:05:06.883 What are you doing?! 1020 01:05:06.884 --> 01:05:08.484 Argh! 1021 01:05:09.364 --> 01:05:12.523 No! What are you doing?! 1022 01:05:12.524 --> 01:05:15.364 Give me my legs. Give me my legs back! 1023 01:05:16.284 --> 01:05:18.843 Dad! Dad! 1024 01:05:18.844 --> 01:05:21.523 Huh?! Dad! Dad! 1025 01:05:21.524 --> 01:05:24.723 OK.Dad... OK.Pull! 1026 01:05:26.844 --> 01:05:28.804 Dad? Dad... 1027 01:05:29.684 --> 01:05:30.963 You! 1028 01:05:30.964 --> 01:05:32.643 Get me out! 1029 01:05:32.644 --> 01:05:34.684 Dad? Come here, you! 1030 01:05:36.004 --> 01:05:37.643 Dad? Dad! 1031 01:05:44.604 --> 01:05:47.203 Argh! What are you doing?! Taking what's mine! 1032 01:05:47.204 --> 01:05:49.003 Well, Chloe's. 1033 01:05:49.004 --> 01:05:51.163 And stealing something... 1034 01:05:51.164 --> 01:05:54.083 No, no, not my phone! Not my phone! 1035 01:05:54.084 --> 01:05:56.683 You started this! Put it back! 1036 01:05:56.684 --> 01:05:58.323 Put my phone back now! 1037 01:05:58.324 --> 01:06:00.843 What's your code? As if I'd tell you! 1038 01:06:00.844 --> 01:06:03.124 Fine. I'll use your face! 1039 01:06:18.564 --> 01:06:19.923 Go get 'em mum! 1040 01:06:19.924 --> 01:06:21.884 Ow! 1041 01:06:29.244 --> 01:06:30.844 ♪ Carol of the Bells ♪ 1042 01:06:37.804 --> 01:06:40.244 I know every floorboard in this room. 1043 01:06:41.004 --> 01:06:45.444 Every creak, every crack, every squeak of a nail. 1044 01:06:46.444 --> 01:06:50.284 So why don't you come over here, and try and take this wicket... 1045 01:06:51.324 --> 01:06:53.364 I dare you. 1046 01:07:07.004 --> 01:07:09.163 Ooh! 1047 01:07:25.364 --> 01:07:28.643 Ah! Had enough yet? 1048 01:07:28.644 --> 01:07:31.283 Ahhh... 1049 01:07:33.124 --> 01:07:34.843 Mm... I'm waiting. 1050 01:07:57.244 --> 01:08:00.043 Couple of googlies? 1051 01:08:06.564 --> 01:08:08.723 Yes, yes, yes, that's right. 1052 01:08:08.724 --> 01:08:12.124 Yeah, it's 3 Staplethorne Close. 1053 01:08:14.684 --> 01:08:16.483 It's over! 1054 01:08:16.484 --> 01:08:19.763 I'm on the phone to the police right now, so you may as well... 1055 01:08:30.084 --> 01:08:33.323 There ain't no one coming to rescue you now, pal. 1056 01:08:33.324 --> 01:08:35.564 It's just you and me 1057 01:08:43.164 --> 01:08:44.924 Where do you think you're going? Narnia? 1058 01:09:01.804 --> 01:09:03.443 £200 plus VAT. 1059 01:09:03.444 --> 01:09:05.523 But you can't put a price on peace of mind. 1060 01:09:05.524 --> 01:09:07.964 Oh, and close the door when you're using the bathroom eh? 1061 01:09:13.364 --> 01:09:14.964 No! 1062 01:09:18.484 --> 01:09:20.084 No! 1063 01:09:21.724 --> 01:09:24.283 I've done my time! 1064 01:09:38.724 --> 01:09:40.963 Mum! Mum! 1065 01:09:40.964 --> 01:09:43.444 Help me, my legs, my legs! 1066 01:09:45.164 --> 01:09:48.683 Scott! Neil! Absolutely smashed it mate. 1067 01:09:48.684 --> 01:09:50.883 That was amazing! Is there anything we can't do?! 1068 01:09:50.884 --> 01:09:53.923 High five! Yeah! 1069 01:09:53.924 --> 01:09:55.563 Help me... 1070 01:09:55.564 --> 01:09:57.483 Barry is that you? Give us a hand. 1071 01:09:57.484 --> 01:10:00.804 Would you... Everyone just like to stop talking at once, please? 1072 01:10:05.804 --> 01:10:07.404 Are you alright? Hm! 1073 01:10:10.564 --> 01:10:12.404 No, no, no! 1074 01:10:18.084 --> 01:10:20.364 You stay with her. I'll get the van. 1075 01:10:21.684 --> 01:10:23.324 We're getting out of here. 1076 01:10:25.644 --> 01:10:27.363 It's the mum. She's getting away! 1077 01:10:27.364 --> 01:10:30.964 Oh, no, no, no. Not on our watch. No chance. Come on! 1078 01:10:34.324 --> 01:10:36.004 Get in the car! Oh, not again! 1079 01:10:38.604 --> 01:10:41.524 Hello. It's us again. 1080 01:10:43.324 --> 01:10:45.563 Right, what are we doing? Reversing the car, 1081 01:10:45.564 --> 01:10:49.083 blocking the drive, stopping the van. In-In this thing?! Are you mad? 1082 01:10:49.084 --> 01:10:51.443 This hasn't moved anywhere in years. It's falling apart. 1083 01:10:51.444 --> 01:10:54.843 - Even I can see that! - It'll start. Trust me, it's top of the range. 1084 01:10:56.884 --> 01:10:59.363 Well come on, turn it on then! 1085 01:10:59.364 --> 01:11:01.843 It'll start! 1086 01:11:01.844 --> 01:11:04.524 Oh, I told ya! John's got more life in him than this car. 1087 01:11:08.044 --> 01:11:10.843 ♪ HOUSE OF PAIN: Jump Around ♪ In your face John! 1088 01:11:10.844 --> 01:11:13.764 Ha-ha! Woo-hoo! 1089 01:11:16.364 --> 01:11:19.043 Scott! Grab the wheel! Which way? 1090 01:11:19.044 --> 01:11:21.083 I don't know! Busy getting killed here! 1091 01:11:21.084 --> 01:11:22.444 Woah! 1092 01:11:23.804 --> 01:11:25.683 Put it in first! OK, which way? 1093 01:11:25.684 --> 01:11:27.043 Right! You're right or my right? 1094 01:11:27.044 --> 01:11:28.604 They're both the same! Oh, yeah! 1095 01:11:33.124 --> 01:11:34.724 Reverse! OK, reverse! 1096 01:11:37.484 --> 01:11:38.964 Mind the cat! 1097 01:11:40.524 --> 01:11:41.723 Argh! 1098 01:11:41.724 --> 01:11:44.043 You told me to steer! Barry's got the wheel! 1099 01:11:44.044 --> 01:11:46.044 I've got the wheel. We've all got the wheel! 1100 01:12:15.124 --> 01:12:17.124 Mum-m-m! 1101 01:12:50.084 --> 01:12:51.684 Well, well, well. 1102 01:13:02.084 --> 01:13:04.324 Any last words? Ow... 1103 01:13:05.844 --> 01:13:08.804 It's really hard to think of something when you're under pressure. 1104 01:13:09.644 --> 01:13:12.963 I'll give you Cause for ruddy Alarm! 1105 01:13:18.004 --> 01:13:19.604 It's "Causes". 1106 01:13:28.324 --> 01:13:30.324 Oh my God! 1107 01:13:33.204 --> 01:13:34.804 That was... 1108 01:13:35.644 --> 01:13:38.443 What are you... I thought you were in trouble. 1109 01:13:38.444 --> 01:13:41.084 Dad... 1110 01:13:43.444 --> 01:13:45.004 I cut through the park. 1111 01:13:46.204 --> 01:13:47.844 I don't care! 1112 01:13:52.724 --> 01:13:54.243 Chloe, is that you? 1113 01:13:54.244 --> 01:13:55.644 Hi, Scott! 1114 01:13:57.564 --> 01:13:59.084 I think she just saved my life! 1115 01:14:00.004 --> 01:14:04.084 Ha-ha-ha! Have you ever thought of joining the Neighbourhood Watch? 1116 01:14:09.324 --> 01:14:12.044 Oh, stick a sponge in it you. 1117 01:14:20.564 --> 01:14:22.963 Stay still. Stay still. 1118 01:14:22.964 --> 01:14:25.324 Stay still. You've had a mild concussion. 1119 01:14:26.564 --> 01:14:30.084 Yes, sarge. I can confirm it's all four of the Brennan family. 1120 01:14:33.204 --> 01:14:37.243 ♪ ..All for the little ones' Christmas joys 1121 01:14:37.244 --> 01:14:40.123 Stop, stop, please. Stop! 1122 01:14:40.124 --> 01:14:43.243 Stop! Stop! 1123 01:14:43.244 --> 01:14:45.403 Stop it! So it's, uh, Graham? 1124 01:14:45.404 --> 01:14:47.803 No, it's Scott. This is... This isn't mine. 1125 01:14:47.804 --> 01:14:50.404 We, um... - We don't talk about Graham. - OK. 1126 01:14:54.284 --> 01:14:56.163 No way! My dad. 1127 01:14:56.164 --> 01:14:58.443 My daughter. No way! No way! 1128 01:14:58.444 --> 01:15:02.203 That's my phone! That's... my phone! Come on. Come on! 1129 01:15:02.204 --> 01:15:05.443 Stop filming. Stop filming! 1130 01:15:05.444 --> 01:15:08.083 Excuse me, I'd like to report a robbery! 1131 01:15:08.084 --> 01:15:09.803 Come on. 1132 01:15:09.804 --> 01:15:12.043 I know my rights! Do you hear me? 1133 01:15:12.044 --> 01:15:14.043 Get in the van. Come on. 1134 01:15:14.044 --> 01:15:18.844 ♪ ..Down through the chimney with old Saint Nick... ♪ 1135 01:15:19.564 --> 01:15:21.764 At least we're together for Christmas. 1136 01:15:23.004 --> 01:15:26.683 It's Christmas Day, and we are live at Staplethorne Close. 1137 01:15:26.684 --> 01:15:29.203 And I'm joined by... Scott. 1138 01:15:29.204 --> 01:15:32.443 Chloe. Neil Beesley. 1139 01:15:32.444 --> 01:15:34.603 Causes for Alarms. 1140 01:15:34.604 --> 01:15:36.244 Shouldn't it be- No, don't. 1141 01:15:37.204 --> 01:15:39.563 Christmas is indeed a time for giving... 1142 01:15:39.564 --> 01:15:42.364 Chloe! Up you get, we're doing presents. 1143 01:15:44.204 --> 01:15:47.203 Now, tell me Scott, would you describe yourself as a hero? 1144 01:15:47.204 --> 01:15:50.123 I would say that Chloe is the real hero here, er, 1145 01:15:50.124 --> 01:15:52.323 would you say so Neil? Yeah. 1146 01:15:52.324 --> 01:15:55.964 But I think that "Christmas Miracle" - pretty much sums it up. - Mum! 1147 01:15:57.004 --> 01:15:59.523 And do you have a message for our viewers at home? 1148 01:15:59.524 --> 01:16:01.043 Merry Christmas! 1149 01:16:01.044 --> 01:16:02.684 Hi, Holly! 1150 01:16:14.844 --> 01:16:16.243 Chloe? Mum! 1151 01:16:16.244 --> 01:16:18.684 Oh my God! Are you alright?! Yeah, I'm fine. 1152 01:16:33.884 --> 01:16:35.964 I'm sorry. 1153 01:16:48.924 --> 01:16:51.124 I am. I'm really, really sorry. 1154 01:16:51.804 --> 01:16:53.684 You're an idiot. I know. 1155 01:16:56.764 --> 01:16:58.364 But I love you. 1156 01:17:03.564 --> 01:17:06.283 Ow, what's that? Oh. 1157 01:17:06.284 --> 01:17:08.403 I didn't get a chance to wrap it but, uh... 1158 01:17:08.404 --> 01:17:11.283 Ta-da! Thank you! Thank you! 1159 01:17:11.284 --> 01:17:13.684 Oh! Come on, let's go in. 1160 01:17:14.444 --> 01:17:16.403 Why are you dressed like that? Long story. 1161 01:17:16.404 --> 01:17:18.043 I'll tell you over pizza. 1162 01:17:23.044 --> 01:17:24.644 Hang on a sec. 1163 01:17:29.724 --> 01:17:31.643 Scott, you were amazing. Thanks so much. 1164 01:17:31.644 --> 01:17:33.963 Thanks Melanie, and Merry Christmas, guys. 1165 01:17:33.964 --> 01:17:35.843 Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas to you too. 1166 01:17:35.844 --> 01:17:37.603 Indeed. Scott... 1167 01:17:37.604 --> 01:17:39.604 Neil. 1168 01:17:40.724 --> 01:17:42.323 I was just wondering, I've, uh... 1169 01:17:42.324 --> 01:17:44.564 It's not very festive, but I've got a... 1170 01:17:45.484 --> 01:17:47.963 ...three-quarters of a room temperature 1171 01:17:47.964 --> 01:17:50.044 pepperoni pizza... Sounds good to me. 1172 01:17:51.564 --> 01:17:53.163 Come on mate, lead the way. 1173 01:17:55.804 --> 01:17:57.363 What a night! 1174 01:17:57.364 --> 01:17:59.684 I couldn't have done it without ya. 1175 01:18:00.404 --> 01:18:02.323 Well, I couldn't have done it without you! 1176 01:18:02.324 --> 01:18:03.964 Ha. Yeah, I know. 1177 01:18:05.404 --> 01:18:07.523 Merry Christmas, Scott. 1178 01:18:07.524 --> 01:18:09.164 Merry Christmas, Neil. 1179 01:18:42.684 --> 01:18:44.084 Ha-ha! 1180 01:18:44.884 --> 01:18:48.283 Would you like a mince pie? One of mum's specials. 1181 01:18:48.284 --> 01:18:50.563 Oh, lovely. Chloe? Chloe? 1182 01:18:50.564 --> 01:18:53.163 Go on. Try some. Join in. 1183 01:18:53.164 --> 01:18:54.804 Save one for Holly. 1184 01:18:56.404 --> 01:18:59.324 Dad, Sabrina. Did somebody say mistletoe? 1185 01:19:07.284 --> 01:19:10.443 Right everyone, look this way. Big photo. Big poses. 1186 01:19:10.444 --> 01:19:14.484 In 3... 2, 1... 1187 01:19:15.684 --> 01:19:17.284 Cheers! 1188 01:19:36.804 --> 01:19:39.563 ♪ Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus 1189 01:19:39.564 --> 01:19:42.403 ♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane 1190 01:19:42.404 --> 01:19:45.163 ♪ Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer 1191 01:19:45.164 --> 01:19:48.003 ♪ Are pulling on the reins 1192 01:19:48.004 --> 01:19:50.923 ♪ Bells are ringing, children singing 1193 01:19:50.924 --> 01:19:53.004 ♪ All is merry and bright 1194 01:19:53.724 --> 01:19:56.523 ♪ Hang your stockings and say your prayers 1195 01:19:56.524 --> 01:19:58.724 ♪ Cos Santa Claus comes tonight... ♪ 1196 01:20:03.084 --> 01:20:06.524 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky