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♪ Stop that spin of yours ♪

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♪ You get the hand you're dealt ♪

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♪ You couldn't ask for more ♪

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♪ That wasn't how you felt ♪

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♪ Move on down the line ♪

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♪ You're the only one around ♪

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♪ Make that sign a sign ♪

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♪ And take it underground ♪

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♪ Right now, we're nearing but
there's something missing ♪

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♪ Why won't you listen to
the sound we're given ♪

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♪ It's all there is and
now we gotta give in ♪

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♪ We gotta give in, we
gotta we give in, we gotta ♪

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♪ Move on down the line ♪

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♪ You said yours was mine ♪

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♪ Let's move on down the line ♪

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Not tonight.

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Well, actually, I was just reaching for these.

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Oh, were you?

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Yeah.

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Oh, yes, ye of little faith.

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Oh, I just wanna make sure

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you're doing your job correctly, okay.

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Ah, I think we both know I'm the most qualified.

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Most qualified person for this role.

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Mm-hm, because I make sure-

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That all the pieces are organised correctly.

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Mm-hm, correct.

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And all the money piles are distributed evenly.

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Also accurate.

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And there's no other person

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I would trust more with this task.

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Good, then we're in agreement.

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My pleasure.

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Oh, you don't like me playing with your maraca?

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That it's a sacred rattle of the Yawanawa tribe!

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Calm and present.

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Oh, I think you have everything under control.

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So see you later.

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Darling, darling, that is sacred

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and you are not giving it the respect it deserves.

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Oh, you don't like me playing with your maraca?

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You know very well

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that is not a maraca, that is a ceremonial rattle-

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♪ Chugga chugga chugga chu ♪

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Of the Yawanawa tribe.

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♪ Chugga chugga chugga ♪

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It's gonna be a fun night.

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Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.

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I shall be back with some snacks.

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Ah, maybe we can invite Paul and Lindsey?

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No, Nina, don't invite Lindsey, I...

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You got me, well done.

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Very funny.

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Hey, sweetheart.

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Hello, lovely. How was work?

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Well, a bit manic to be honest, but um...

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Has that bed moved closer to the wall?

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What?

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I swear my sight seems to get

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more and more squished every day.

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Don't be silly, Paul, beds can't move.

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Yeah, no, yeah, you're
right. Must be going mad.

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Yeah.

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Oh, I saw this just as I was leaving the city.

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Chaos, isn't it?

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Stressful day at work?

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Yeah.

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Come on, tell Lindsey all about it.

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That's what these ears are trained for.

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Oh, where to start?

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I mean, the government is in complete turmoil.

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- Yeah.
- And us little minions,

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we're running around like
headless chickens, you know,

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putting out fires left, right, and centre.

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Yeah.

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Sometimes, metaphorical fires,

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but sometimes, you know, real, literal, actual fires.

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I mean, the Swedish ambassador

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is completely ignoring the no smoking signs.

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And it's like, "I can actually see you, you know,

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and I can smell it and if you're gonna hide it,

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please don't hide it in
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I'm sorry.

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I'm just, I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed,

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and sometimes I think, you
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to be building that bunker in his garden.

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Paul, don't say that.

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I know you're right, I'm catastrophizing.

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But the thing is that I-

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The world is a scary place, Paul

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and it's okay to admit that
you're absolutely powerless

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and you have no control.

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I'm absolutely powerless and I have no control.

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Yeah, aren't you lucky

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to have a therapist for a girlfriend?

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You know, I've offered Grant countless sessions,

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but he won't take me up on any of them.

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Some people would literally rather build a bunker

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in their back garden than ask for help.

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Ssh!

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I didn't say anything.

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Ssh! Do you hear that?

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What?

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Ssh! Downstairs.

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They're having a board game night without us.

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Oh, honey, I'm sure they're not.

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Ssh!

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Look, even if they were, I don't see a-

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Get me a glass from the kitchen.

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Lindsey.

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Get me a glass from the kitchen.

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Come on, cough up.

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Come on, darling,

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you're not gonna make your fiance pay rent.

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Well, yeah, it can make up for the lack of rent

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that you pay in real life.

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Sweetheart, what's mine is yours.

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Yeah and in this situation,

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what's yours is literally mine, so.

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You know, actually, we should
address the whole rent issue

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'cause Zuck, it's like two years now and um-

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That's capitalism for you, it tears families apart.

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You know, if we were playing my utopia version-

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No.

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No!

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No, thank you.

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No.

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Oh no, prison again.

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Karma.

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Oh, look at that, it's like a little family prison.

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Oh, I actually can't think of anything worse.

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Wait, wait, wait, you'd rather share a cell

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with a criminal stranger than your own brother?

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Yeah, at least you know

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he wouldn't kill you in your sleep.

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I wouldn't.

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Yeah, but I could end up being

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really good friends with my cellmate.

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She might end up being really cool.

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We could like, take over the whole prison

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and we could escape together.

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I mean, Grant will be the perfect person

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to help you escape.

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Yeah, that is true actually.

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Come on, Michael Scofield,

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why don't you tunnel us out of here?

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Ah, actually, tunnelling is a very small part

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of bunker building, so the joke's on you.

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Yes, exactly. Come on,
enough bunker chat, all right.

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Mocking his bunker is the same

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as mocking his crippling anxiety.

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I'm not gonna stand here and-

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Okay, well, there is actually quite a lot

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to be anxious about right now.

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Let's not go into it. Nina,
I think it's your turn.

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Although, Grants- - It's just Grant, there's no S.

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Sure, sure, Grants, I was
gonna say, if you're interested,

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I'd be happy to do a Reiki healing on you.

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Yeah, if I'm ever interested, I'll, I'll let you know.

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Nina, do you wanna?

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- Sorry, Reiki healing?
- Yes.

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Since when are you a Reiki healer?

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I did that online course last week.

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Oh yeah, yeah,

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Yeah, I mean, I'm only a Reiki master level two,

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but I know enough to shift some of that blocked chi

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you've got going on, if-

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No, that's very kind, that's a very kind offer,

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too kind in a way, but-

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I think that's for me.

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So I might just have a quick, tiny, little peek.

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Or maybe whatever it is can
wait until after games night.

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Yay, well done, monkey, I'm so proud of you.

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See, there's your problem, Grants, it's too much news.

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Okay, my go.

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Sorry.

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Ah, my problem is, I, too much news?

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- Too much news.
- Too much.

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I'm, I'm too well informed?

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- Too much news.
- Okay, okay.

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Yeah, Zucky actually never listens to the news.

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Never, haven't got a clue what's going on,

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couldn't be happier.

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- Wow!
- Okay, Clapham Common.

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I'm buying it.

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Well, no, no, that's fantastic, Zuck,

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really, I think you've solved
the entire global crisis.

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No one should know anything about anything

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and everything will be fine.

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Listen, a wise man once said,

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"The less you fill your head with knowledge,

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the more space you have to dream."

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Right, who said that?

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Who?

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Who said... That was, I, that, I did.

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One of yours, was it?

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That was one of mine, yeah, but it's a good point

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and I would encourage everyone to- - Shut up.
- Okay.

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- Okay?
- Yeah.

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If I want a therapy session, I will call Lindsey.

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Very true.

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Oh yeah, where are those two?

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They're probably upstairs.

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Why are you whispering?
They can't hear us.

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You never know.

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Yeah, they are a really weird couple, aren't they?

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- Hm, yeah.
- Yeah.

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Weird, they said we were weird.

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They said we were a weird couple.

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I'll show them weird.

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Come on, Paul, we're getting
into that board games night.

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Sure, yeah, no, if that's what you want.

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Or we could just stay in

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and snuggle up and watch a film, maybe.

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We're getting into that board game night.

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Sure, yeah, no, absolutely.

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You're gonna go over there

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and say that we've run out of sugar.

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Oh no, Lindsey, please don't make me lie.

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You know that I hate deceit.

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If we're gonna do this, we're gonna tell the truth.

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And say what?

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Well, I think we just say that,

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"We thought we could hear you
having a board games night

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and so we decided to gather data,

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and when we listened through
the floor for a little bit,

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we realised that you were, in fact,

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"having a board games
night and so we're here."

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Paul.

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Look, I know it sounds a bit farfetched,

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but honesty is always the best policy.

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Paul, what is that?

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Oh, good God.

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The whole of London seems to be on fire.

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BBC News, "National Emergency,

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public advised to find immediate shelter."

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Go on, what does it say?

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It won't load, my 5G's cut out.

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God, what are we gonna
do? What are we gonna do?

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Where are we gonna go?

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Um, um, under here, quick!

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Oh yes, we'll be really safe

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underneath all of that memory foam.

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Wh-wh-where should we go?

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Grant's bunker.

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Garden, quick.

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Look, we pool our resources.

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No, we are not pooling anything.

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We form a conglomerate and that-

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No, no, no, Zucky, Zucky.

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I'm a sole trader, okay, I've got my own thing going on.

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I'm not pooling.

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See, there's capitalism, selfish, right?

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Now, if we were playing my utopia version.

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No.

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There's what, what, what?

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Come on.

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Look, Zucky, no one wants to play

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your silly little hippie version, okay.

262
00:10:48,369 --> 00:10:49,508
Guys, what was that?

263
00:10:49,509 --> 00:10:51,922
What is wrong with it?
It's a much nicer game.

264
00:10:51,923 --> 00:10:54,780
It's just not really fun or enjoyable in any way.

265
00:10:54,781 --> 00:10:57,128
Okay, now how is that not an enjoyable game?

266
00:10:57,129 --> 00:10:59,648
Because what's the point of playing with no money,

267
00:10:59,649 --> 00:11:00,788
no banks, there's no winners, no losers.

268
00:11:00,789 --> 00:11:01,868
Look, there's something, okay.

269
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:02,851
Grant, come on.

270
00:11:02,852 --> 00:11:04,074
There's no signal, for God's sake.

271
00:11:04,075 --> 00:11:05,206
We're on a commune, we're working together.

272
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:06,322
- Put that away.
- It's pointless.

273
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:37,274
♪ Mother Luck is on our side, babe ♪

274
00:11:38,108 --> 00:11:40,879
♪ She's gonna join us for
the whole ride, babe ♪

275
00:11:41,904 --> 00:11:45,235
♪ So buckle up and then roll that dice ♪

276
00:11:45,236 --> 00:11:48,813
♪ You got this, baby,
so don't think twice ♪

277
00:11:48,814 --> 00:11:52,140
♪ We're playing board games ♪

278
00:11:52,141 --> 00:11:55,431
♪ At the end of the world ♪

279
00:11:58,016 --> 00:12:01,683
♪ So while I'm underneath
the ground, babe ♪

280
00:12:01,684 --> 00:12:05,980
♪ Why don't you help me
play another round, babe ♪

281
00:12:05,981 --> 00:12:09,108
♪ Another round and I'll leave you be ♪

282
00:12:09,109 --> 00:12:12,709
♪ 'Cause one more round
is gonna set us free ♪

283
00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:16,126
♪ We're playing board games ♪

284
00:12:16,127 --> 00:12:19,858
♪ At the end of the world ♪

285
00:12:36,343 --> 00:12:39,158
Ooh, no, absolutely not, we can't risk it, okay.

286
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,077
But I really wanna go the Barcelona.

287
00:12:41,078 --> 00:12:43,658
But we've not got the resources, Nina.

288
00:12:43,659 --> 00:12:46,256
Oh, looks like the tables have turned.

289
00:12:46,257 --> 00:12:47,838
- What?
- Oh.

290
00:12:47,839 --> 00:12:49,935
Paul, Paul, I was building a route there.

291
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,767
Yeah, but that's the game, honey.

292
00:12:52,603 --> 00:12:55,298
Paul, I don't like it.

293
00:12:55,299 --> 00:12:56,198
Take it back.

294
00:12:56,199 --> 00:12:58,208
Oh, hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's okay,

295
00:12:58,209 --> 00:12:59,408
I'll take it back, I'm gonna take it back.

296
00:12:59,409 --> 00:13:02,007
No, you can't take them back,
you've already placed them.

297
00:13:02,008 --> 00:13:03,134
What?

298
00:13:03,135 --> 00:13:06,338
Paul, why are you doing this to me?

299
00:13:06,339 --> 00:13:07,781
Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay, I'm gonna fix this.

300
00:13:07,782 --> 00:13:09,548
This is my problem, this is my fault

301
00:13:09,549 --> 00:13:11,108
and I'm gonna fix this, I promise, I promise.

302
00:13:11,109 --> 00:13:12,338
Grant, Grant, please check the rules.

303
00:13:12,339 --> 00:13:13,939
There must be a way I can take these trains back.

304
00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:14,988
You can't take them back.

305
00:13:14,989 --> 00:13:15,821
I have to take these trains back.

306
00:13:15,822 --> 00:13:16,715
No, you can't take them back,

307
00:13:16,716 --> 00:13:18,008
and for God's sake, everyone,

308
00:13:18,009 --> 00:13:19,808
look at the state of the trains.

309
00:13:19,809 --> 00:13:23,428
Come on, the tracks are there for a reason, yeah.

310
00:13:23,429 --> 00:13:26,078
If we just throw them down anywhere, it's just chaos,

311
00:13:26,079 --> 00:13:27,178
mindless chaos.

312
00:13:29,838 --> 00:13:31,353
Grant.

313
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,803
I think the generator died again.

314
00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:37,775
Yep, thank you, honey.

315
00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:39,818
Don't worry, I'll get it.

316
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,716
Ah.

317
00:13:41,717 --> 00:13:42,549
Oh.

318
00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:43,796
- Oh!
- Careful.

319
00:13:43,797 --> 00:13:45,315
Sorry, sorry.

320
00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:46,568
Hi.

321
00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:48,187
Careful, Zuck.

322
00:13:48,188 --> 00:13:49,416
You okay?

323
00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:50,901
Oh!

324
00:13:50,902 --> 00:13:51,734
Hey.

325
00:13:51,735 --> 00:13:54,959
Oh, there he goes, our own
little personal power plant.

326
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,969
There you go, fuel yourself, my sweet angel.

327
00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:00,971
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no.

328
00:14:00,972 --> 00:14:02,618
What are you doing?
- Grant.

329
00:14:02,619 --> 00:14:04,883
We need to conserve supplies, okay.

330
00:14:04,884 --> 00:14:06,482
No, look at me, look at me.

331
00:14:06,483 --> 00:14:08,918
Look, once this food runs out, that is it.

332
00:14:08,919 --> 00:14:11,818
Grants, honestly, this scarcity mindset of yours.

333
00:14:11,819 --> 00:14:13,865
It's Grant, okay, there's no S, it's Grant

334
00:14:13,866 --> 00:14:15,629
and it's not scarcity mindset.

335
00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:19,328
Look, we're going through food
at an exponential rate, yeah.

336
00:14:19,329 --> 00:14:21,008
You, you remember that massive tub of peanut butter?

337
00:14:21,009 --> 00:14:22,298
You said it was gonna last forever.

338
00:14:22,299 --> 00:14:23,918
- Mm-hm.
- That's gone, yeah.

339
00:14:23,919 --> 00:14:24,791
Where do you think it's gone.

340
00:14:24,792 --> 00:14:25,624
What?

341
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:29,955
Oh, God, there's so
much food. Look, chill.

342
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:33,488
Look, Grant, can I give you a little bit of advice?

343
00:14:33,489 --> 00:14:36,788
Scarcity mindset is all perspective, isn't it?

344
00:14:36,789 --> 00:14:39,193
Right, like for example, this to you

345
00:14:39,194 --> 00:14:41,103
looks like a nine, doesn't it?

346
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:43,501
Yep.

347
00:14:43,502 --> 00:14:44,823
Right, but to me,

348
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:48,603
that's a six, hm.

349
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,355
Oh, my God, he's right.

350
00:14:51,356 --> 00:14:52,868
Right, wow, thank you.

351
00:14:52,869 --> 00:14:55,868
Thank you for that mind blowing revelation.

352
00:14:55,869 --> 00:14:57,788
Well, Grant, I'd just like to say

353
00:14:57,789 --> 00:14:59,888
that we think you've built an excellent bunker,

354
00:14:59,889 --> 00:15:02,528
and however you choose to
ration the food is fine by us.

355
00:15:02,529 --> 00:15:04,418
Oh yes, hear, hear, we're ever so grateful,

356
00:15:04,419 --> 00:15:05,438
and if we overstay our welcome at all,

357
00:15:05,439 --> 00:15:07,658
all you've got to do is tell us.

358
00:15:07,659 --> 00:15:08,918
Yeah, monkey, don't worry.

359
00:15:08,919 --> 00:15:11,738
If we need food, we can always
go to the house and get some.

360
00:15:11,739 --> 00:15:13,985
No, no, no, we can't leave the bunker, okay.

361
00:15:13,986 --> 00:15:16,023
You saw what it's like out there.

362
00:15:17,267 --> 00:15:19,651
Last night, I heard people screaming outside.

363
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,600
Ah, ah, ah, were they people screaming

364
00:15:23,925 --> 00:15:25,270
or were they

365
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,963
foxes shagging?

366
00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:31,538
But look, if it helps you relax,

367
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:34,209
then I'm happy to go and check the house.

368
00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:37,298
Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah,
that's fine, that's a good idea.

369
00:15:37,299 --> 00:15:38,131
Zucky, I'll go with you

370
00:15:38,132 --> 00:15:39,788
and we can have a little scavenger hunt.

371
00:15:39,789 --> 00:15:41,588
- No, absolutely not, no way.
- What?

372
00:15:41,589 --> 00:15:43,775
No, I'm not letting my sister risk her life to go and-

373
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:47,501
Oh, but it's okay to let my little Zucky risk his?

374
00:15:47,502 --> 00:15:49,208
Yeah, no, that's not, not what I'm saying.

375
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,138
I'm saying if something did happen,

376
00:15:50,139 --> 00:15:51,788
at least it would only be, you know, him.

377
00:15:51,789 --> 00:15:53,318
You know that we're gonna have to leave this bunker

378
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:54,488
at some point, don't you?

379
00:15:54,489 --> 00:15:56,078
Actually, if we ration very carefully,

380
00:15:56,079 --> 00:15:56,911
I think you'll find we'll actually-

381
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,678
Oh, my God, at some point, the poo hole is gonna fill up.

382
00:15:59,679 --> 00:16:02,378
Well, I did dig it very deep, so.

383
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,138
Oh, Grant, this sounds like classic you,

384
00:16:05,139 --> 00:16:06,335
classic scaredy cat.

385
00:16:06,336 --> 00:16:08,027
No, I'm not being a scaredy cat.

386
00:16:08,028 --> 00:16:09,768
- Meow!
- No, Kat, it's not-

387
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,198
- Meow!
- That's not what this is.

388
00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:12,372
Don't do that.
- Oh, scaredy cat.

389
00:16:12,373 --> 00:16:13,476
No, no, you don't.

390
00:16:13,477 --> 00:16:15,097
Me being a scaredy cat, this is actually.

391
00:16:15,098 --> 00:16:17,012
Meow!

392
00:16:19,373 --> 00:16:22,718
Sorry, it's just a really fun sound.

393
00:16:22,719 --> 00:16:25,838
Listen, you stay here in your little man cave

394
00:16:25,839 --> 00:16:27,758
and Zucky and I will go up and forage.

395
00:16:27,759 --> 00:16:28,591
Come on, Zucky.

396
00:16:28,592 --> 00:16:29,506
No, I, (sighing).

397
00:16:32,731 --> 00:16:33,482
Hey.

398
00:16:33,483 --> 00:16:35,421
It's okay to be scared, Grants.

399
00:16:35,422 --> 00:16:37,653
We all get scared sometimes.

400
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,816
I told you, it's already started.

401
00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:47,425
Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely, you're right, yeah.

402
00:16:48,756 --> 00:16:50,422
What's already started?

403
00:16:50,423 --> 00:16:52,695
Oh, when the supply starts run out,

404
00:16:52,696 --> 00:16:55,451
who do you think will be the
first to be kicked out of here?

405
00:16:55,452 --> 00:16:58,110
Won't be his family or their little partners,

406
00:16:58,111 --> 00:17:00,065
it'll be their needy little neighbours,

407
00:17:00,066 --> 00:17:01,716
who snuck in at the last minute.

408
00:17:01,717 --> 00:17:03,904
Oh no, no, no. I really don't
think they're gonna do that.

409
00:17:03,905 --> 00:17:06,354
Must do, we have to sleep on the cold hard floor,

410
00:17:06,355 --> 00:17:08,191
while they get the cosy bunk beds.

411
00:17:08,192 --> 00:17:10,094
Yeah, well, it is their bunker, so it feels only right

412
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:11,723
that they get to sleep on the beds.

413
00:17:11,724 --> 00:17:15,729
Ssh! They can't know that
we're planning anything.

414
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,885
Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah.

415
00:17:20,159 --> 00:17:21,465
How are we planning it?

416
00:17:21,466 --> 00:17:23,059
Ssh, Paul!

417
00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:23,892
Act normal.

418
00:17:23,893 --> 00:17:25,472
All right, you're in charge, you're in charge.

419
00:17:25,473 --> 00:17:26,608
You're the train meister.
- That's right,

420
00:17:26,609 --> 00:17:27,441
I'm in charge, I'm the train meister?

421
00:17:27,442 --> 00:17:28,274
You're the train meister, choo choo!

422
00:17:28,275 --> 00:17:30,183
And I'm here to win, choo choo choo choo!

423
00:17:30,184 --> 00:17:31,418
Choo choo choo!

424
00:17:31,419 --> 00:17:34,058
Come on, everyone, let's finish the game.

425
00:17:34,059 --> 00:17:36,783
Yes. Oh, it's my turn with the bike.

426
00:17:36,784 --> 00:17:38,591
Oh, my God, babe, no.

427
00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:41,316
The least we can do is make ourselves useful.

428
00:17:41,317 --> 00:17:42,745
Oh, thank you.

429
00:17:42,746 --> 00:17:45,196
You're so welcome.

430
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:46,478
Paul.

431
00:17:46,479 --> 00:17:48,333
Oh yeah, rightio.

432
00:18:04,785 --> 00:18:08,675
♪ So hold your horses, hold your men ♪

433
00:18:08,676 --> 00:18:12,766
♪ It's not your turn, I'll tell you when ♪

434
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:16,565
♪ Stop, join cards, you're lost again ♪

435
00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:20,977
♪ You already had a perfect 10 ♪

436
00:18:20,978 --> 00:18:26,059
♪ We were never really here, darling ♪

437
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:34,074
♪ You were hiding from
your fear, darling ♪

438
00:18:36,845 --> 00:18:41,845
♪ You are never really here, darling ♪

439
00:18:45,074 --> 00:18:50,074
♪ You are risker of the year, darling ♪

440
00:18:53,015 --> 00:18:58,015
♪ You are never really here, darling ♪

441
00:19:01,086 --> 00:19:03,898
♪ You are ♪

442
00:19:17,644 --> 00:19:18,557
Kat!

443
00:19:25,357 --> 00:19:26,875
Kat?

444
00:19:51,153 --> 00:19:52,741
You just won it, you just won it.

445
00:19:52,742 --> 00:19:53,821
- Well, count it again.
- No.

446
00:19:53,822 --> 00:19:55,029
- Count it again.
- I counted it right.

447
00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:57,083
Do we have to do every single thing together?

448
00:19:57,084 --> 00:19:58,211
Yes, my darling,

449
00:19:58,212 --> 00:19:59,485
but that is what a relationship is.

450
00:19:59,486 --> 00:20:01,235
Oh, so why don't we just sew ourselves together

451
00:20:01,236 --> 00:20:03,308
and then we'll never have to spend a second apart.

452
00:20:03,309 --> 00:20:04,745
Oh, my God, I was so worried.

453
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,728
Oh, God, not you as well.

454
00:20:06,729 --> 00:20:08,768
It's too much to ask for a bit of breathing room?

455
00:20:08,769 --> 00:20:10,688
What happened? You were gone for ages.

456
00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:11,898
Yeah, what's going on out there?

457
00:20:11,899 --> 00:20:14,138
Well, we would've been back a lot sooner,

458
00:20:14,139 --> 00:20:15,578
had somebody not gone missing.

459
00:20:15,579 --> 00:20:16,478
You went missing?

460
00:20:16,479 --> 00:20:17,498
No, I didn't.

461
00:20:17,499 --> 00:20:18,728
Vanished without a trace.

462
00:20:18,729 --> 00:20:19,928
Okay, go on, you tell the story.

463
00:20:19,929 --> 00:20:21,098
Okay, fine, I will.

464
00:20:21,099 --> 00:20:22,958
Well, I went down to look for supplies

465
00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:25,448
and Kat said she was gonna come and join me.

466
00:20:25,449 --> 00:20:27,098
I'm looking for a good 20 minutes or so

467
00:20:27,099 --> 00:20:28,418
and the house has been utterly pillaged,

468
00:20:28,419 --> 00:20:29,528
I'm not really finding anything.

469
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:30,578
The house has been robbed?

470
00:20:30,579 --> 00:20:32,318
Oh yeah, it's completely ransacked.

471
00:20:32,319 --> 00:20:35,768
But then I realised that Kat is nowhere to be seen.

472
00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:39,627
So I call up the stairs, I say,
"Sweetheart, are you okay?"

473
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,808
No response, so naturally panic sets in.

474
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,568
I do a quick scan around the
house, leave the front door

475
00:20:46,569 --> 00:20:49,238
to see if she's out on the
street, everything's deserted,

476
00:20:49,239 --> 00:20:51,398
apart from a couple of fat-looking foxes.

477
00:20:51,399 --> 00:20:54,518
So I rush back inside the
house beside myself with worry,

478
00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:55,988
and I can hear something upstairs.

479
00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:58,917
So I go back up the stairs, and guess what I find?

480
00:20:58,918 --> 00:21:00,308
I was having a bath.

481
00:21:00,309 --> 00:21:01,778
She was having a bath.

482
00:21:01,779 --> 00:21:03,578
- What?
- I didn't wanna tell you,

483
00:21:03,579 --> 00:21:04,958
because I knew you'd want to join me.

484
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:06,128
I would've loved to have joined you.

485
00:21:06,129 --> 00:21:08,408
Exactly, and in normal circumstances,

486
00:21:08,409 --> 00:21:09,458
that would've been lovely.

487
00:21:09,459 --> 00:21:11,498
But after six days in a bloody bunker,

488
00:21:11,499 --> 00:21:13,808
I don't think it's a crime to want some alone times.

489
00:21:13,809 --> 00:21:15,158
Wait, what about the people?

490
00:21:15,159 --> 00:21:16,453
Yeah, where is everybody?

491
00:21:16,454 --> 00:21:18,128
Well, after the whole bath betrayal,

492
00:21:18,129 --> 00:21:19,478
we really didn't feel like exploring much, so.

493
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,578
Yeah, it was a rubbish bath as well.

494
00:21:21,579 --> 00:21:24,188
The power's out, so it was tepid as shit.

495
00:21:24,189 --> 00:21:27,488
The tank was almost empty, so
it was only about this full.

496
00:21:27,489 --> 00:21:28,606
It was bloody tragic.

497
00:21:28,607 --> 00:21:33,098
You used the last of the water for a lukewarm bath?

498
00:21:33,099 --> 00:21:35,468
Well, if we had both been in the bath together,

499
00:21:35,469 --> 00:21:37,508
then our body heat would've made it warmer

500
00:21:37,509 --> 00:21:39,068
and it would've also felt more full.

501
00:21:39,069 --> 00:21:41,828
Shut up about the bath!
What is going on out there?

502
00:21:41,829 --> 00:21:44,288
Did you at least like send out an SOS or something?

503
00:21:44,289 --> 00:21:46,928
Well, the phone lines are dead, the internet's cut off.

504
00:21:46,929 --> 00:21:48,338
There's no bloody signal.

505
00:21:48,339 --> 00:21:49,928
I mean, we were gonna go to a shop,

506
00:21:49,929 --> 00:21:51,458
but then something bit Zucky on the leg,

507
00:21:51,459 --> 00:21:52,478
so we decided to go back.

508
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,588
Something bit you?

509
00:21:53,589 --> 00:21:54,878
You decided to go back.

510
00:21:54,879 --> 00:21:55,928
What bit you?

511
00:21:55,929 --> 00:21:57,428
Well, you're a grown adult, Zucky,

512
00:21:57,429 --> 00:21:58,821
I'm not gonna tell you what to do.

513
00:21:58,822 --> 00:22:00,518
I understand that, my love, but it would be nice

514
00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:01,898
if we could make more of these decisions-

515
00:22:01,899 --> 00:22:02,741
What bit you?

516
00:22:02,742 --> 00:22:05,108
I don't know, something jumped out the hedge.

517
00:22:05,109 --> 00:22:07,453
It was gone in a flash.
It gave me a little nip.

518
00:22:09,354 --> 00:22:10,267
Ugh!

519
00:22:21,553 --> 00:22:22,868
I don't get it.

520
00:22:22,869 --> 00:22:25,838
When do I take my character to the gas station?

521
00:22:25,839 --> 00:22:28,058
On phase three of your turn,

522
00:22:28,059 --> 00:22:30,518
but that isn't your character, that's a zombie.

523
00:22:30,519 --> 00:22:32,669
You see how it looks very much like a zombie,

524
00:22:32,670 --> 00:22:37,471
whereas you are playing as
Esteban the fireman, yeah?

525
00:22:37,472 --> 00:22:41,240
You see how he is dressed like a fireman, yeah?

526
00:22:41,241 --> 00:22:44,378
Can we just play something simple like Rodent Trap?

527
00:22:44,379 --> 00:22:46,388
I love Rodent Trap.

528
00:22:46,389 --> 00:22:48,908
Kat, look at the size of your bite compared to Nina.

529
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:50,557
Oh, nah nah nah!

530
00:22:50,558 --> 00:22:52,208
Look, nah nah nah!

531
00:22:52,209 --> 00:22:55,328
Look, what part of rationing don't you understand?

532
00:22:55,329 --> 00:22:59,758
Okay, this, that's a standard bite, yeah.

533
00:22:59,759 --> 00:23:02,160
If it hits your molars, you've gone too far.

534
00:23:02,161 --> 00:23:03,523
"Rations, rations, rations,"

535
00:23:03,524 --> 00:23:04,838
you sound like a bloody parrot.

536
00:23:04,839 --> 00:23:06,475
It's one biscuit every other round, okay.

537
00:23:06,476 --> 00:23:07,988
Anyone want a top up?

538
00:23:07,989 --> 00:23:09,608
Hm, yeah, just a little one, thanks.

539
00:23:09,609 --> 00:23:13,238
Look, guys, this is actually a very simple game,

540
00:23:13,239 --> 00:23:14,558
once it gets started.

541
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,698
Well, it doesn't sound very simple,

542
00:23:15,699 --> 00:23:17,018
like what's with these phases,

543
00:23:17,019 --> 00:23:19,013
like dissection, non-dissection,

544
00:23:19,014 --> 00:23:21,722
and about one of us being a secret betrayer?

545
00:23:21,723 --> 00:23:23,874
What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

546
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:25,375
I don't like, I don't like that rule.

547
00:23:25,376 --> 00:23:27,188
No, it just means that if we suspect someone

548
00:23:27,189 --> 00:23:29,018
of being a betrayer, then we have to exile them for-

549
00:23:29,019 --> 00:23:30,334
Exile? No, no, no, no.

550
00:23:30,335 --> 00:23:32,580
I thought you said this was a cooperative game, yeah?

551
00:23:32,581 --> 00:23:33,758
We're all working together.

552
00:23:33,759 --> 00:23:35,648
Why would one of us ever try to betray-

553
00:23:35,649 --> 00:23:36,908
Paul, you silly sausage,

554
00:23:36,909 --> 00:23:39,608
let Grant finish explaining the rules of the game.

555
00:23:39,609 --> 00:23:40,748
Yeah, it just means we need to be wary

556
00:23:40,749 --> 00:23:42,458
of anyone acting suspiciously, okay.

557
00:23:42,459 --> 00:23:45,444
But the most important thing
is that we stop the infection

558
00:23:45,445 --> 00:23:47,643
from getting back to the colony.

559
00:23:48,881 --> 00:23:50,313
Hey, pumpkin.

560
00:23:51,540 --> 00:23:54,188
Zucky, get back to bed, you need to rest.

561
00:23:54,189 --> 00:23:56,258
Yeah, I just need to keep moving

562
00:23:56,259 --> 00:23:57,518
and burn this fever out of me.

563
00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:58,351
- Sweetheart.
- Hm?

564
00:23:58,352 --> 00:24:01,658
As a doctor, as a qualified medical professional,

565
00:24:01,659 --> 00:24:03,968
I am telling you, that is just gonna exhaust you.

566
00:24:03,969 --> 00:24:06,848
What you need is some antibiotics and sleep.

567
00:24:06,849 --> 00:24:08,528
Yeah, yeah, sure.

568
00:24:08,529 --> 00:24:12,188
Well, I'll just realign my chakras and see how I feel.

569
00:24:12,189 --> 00:24:14,373
Yeah, sure, you do what you want.

570
00:24:16,925 --> 00:24:18,458
Hey, Grant.

571
00:24:18,459 --> 00:24:19,304
Hey.

572
00:24:33,990 --> 00:24:36,975
So when can Esteban

573
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,263
take his fuel card to the gas station?

574
00:24:39,264 --> 00:24:42,097
Why would you bring fuel
cards to the gas station, yeah?

575
00:24:42,098 --> 00:24:43,688
The whole point of the gas station

576
00:24:43,689 --> 00:24:45,758
is to bring fuel cards from there back to the colony.

577
00:24:45,759 --> 00:24:47,018
And much more importantly,

578
00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:48,968
you're not gonna take any
fuel cards anywhere with him,

579
00:24:48,969 --> 00:24:50,108
because that's a zombie, yeah.

580
00:24:50,109 --> 00:24:51,188
You're not playing as a zombie,

581
00:24:51,189 --> 00:24:53,258
you're playing as Esteban the fireman,

582
00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:55,506
who is dressed as a fireman.

583
00:24:59,195 --> 00:25:01,418
Okay, I'm sorry, but there's a reason

584
00:25:01,419 --> 00:25:03,766
why I wanted to play this game.

585
00:25:08,468 --> 00:25:11,768
Zucky, for Christ's sake, rest yourself.

586
00:25:11,769 --> 00:25:12,938
It's working.

587
00:25:12,939 --> 00:25:16,928
I can feel the universe burning the fever out of me.

588
00:25:16,929 --> 00:25:19,716
Sweetheart, that is not how biology works.

589
00:25:19,717 --> 00:25:23,103
With all due respect,

590
00:25:24,296 --> 00:25:28,028
they don't teach you this stuff in medical school.

591
00:25:28,029 --> 00:25:30,798
Yeah, no, you're right, they don't.

592
00:25:30,799 --> 00:25:32,662
Okay, well, if you want some antibiotics,

593
00:25:32,663 --> 00:25:35,114
they're over in the medical bag, yeah.

594
00:25:35,115 --> 00:25:37,288
What if antibiotics don't quite cut it?

595
00:25:37,289 --> 00:25:39,091
What do you mean?

596
00:25:39,092 --> 00:25:40,898
I mean, we don't know what's wrong with him

597
00:25:40,899 --> 00:25:42,698
and how it relates to what's going on up there,

598
00:25:42,699 --> 00:25:44,398
so what if antibiotics don't cut it?

599
00:25:44,399 --> 00:25:46,280
Don't be so ridiculous, okay,

600
00:25:46,281 --> 00:25:48,518
he's just got a little bit of an infection

601
00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:49,838
from where that thing bit him.

602
00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:51,738
That's what I'm saying.

603
00:25:51,739 --> 00:25:56,673
He'll be fine with some antibiotics and rest.

604
00:25:57,585 --> 00:25:59,318
Oh, I'm getting another one.

605
00:25:59,319 --> 00:26:00,513
No, Kat, no.

606
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,548
I can't do this.

607
00:26:03,549 --> 00:26:05,001
You don't have to do anything,

608
00:26:05,002 --> 00:26:06,258
just sit there and be chill.

609
00:26:06,259 --> 00:26:08,918
It's deceit, I can't do it, it's making me sweat.

610
00:26:08,919 --> 00:26:10,689
You're not deceiving anyone.

611
00:26:10,690 --> 00:26:12,068
Yes, but I know that you're deceiving them.

612
00:26:12,069 --> 00:26:13,778
Stop being so self-righteous.

613
00:26:13,779 --> 00:26:15,788
All I'm trying to do is overload them

614
00:26:15,789 --> 00:26:17,198
with a little bit of caffeine,

615
00:26:17,199 --> 00:26:18,788
so they have a teeny tiny panic attack.

616
00:26:18,789 --> 00:26:20,138
No, I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it.

617
00:26:20,139 --> 00:26:21,278
They get all overwhelmed

618
00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:22,906
and they have to go upstairs for some fresh air.

619
00:26:22,907 --> 00:26:23,739
No, no, no, please, no, no.

620
00:26:23,740 --> 00:26:24,790
- Whilst they're there.
- No, no, no, no.

621
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,228
We lock them out and steal their little bunker.

622
00:26:26,229 --> 00:26:27,061
Please, Lindsey,

623
00:26:27,062 --> 00:26:28,215
I'm sweating like a giant block of cheese.

624
00:26:28,216 --> 00:26:29,558
Stop, you look gross.

625
00:26:29,559 --> 00:26:32,073
Just chill out and lay off the coffee.

626
00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:33,691
Okay, but I-

627
00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:35,828
I swear to Jesus Christ, if you mess this up,

628
00:26:35,829 --> 00:26:38,386
I will give you something to sweat about.

629
00:26:38,387 --> 00:26:39,816
More coffee, anyone?

630
00:26:39,817 --> 00:26:41,078
Yes, please.

631
00:26:41,079 --> 00:26:41,978
I'm fine.

632
00:26:41,979 --> 00:26:44,018
Yeah, sure, just a tiny one, thanks.

633
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:44,933
Grant.

634
00:26:46,410 --> 00:26:47,858
Yeah, no, okay, I shouldn't.

635
00:26:47,859 --> 00:26:49,208
He's really sensitive to caffeine.

636
00:26:49,209 --> 00:26:51,398
I'll just stick with this one, thanks.

637
00:26:51,399 --> 00:26:54,963
Well, it's all cold now, so let me heat it up for you.

638
00:26:55,860 --> 00:26:58,079
Yeah, sure, thanks, it's very kind.

639
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,048
Okay, okay, okay, so I move Esteban?

640
00:27:01,049 --> 00:27:03,338
- Yeah, so it's not your-
- No, no, no, no.

641
00:27:03,339 --> 00:27:06,175
No to the gas station, no, no, no.

642
00:27:06,176 --> 00:27:08,641
I take him to the hospital,

643
00:27:08,642 --> 00:27:12,693
where I'm gonna drop all my medical cards.

644
00:27:14,349 --> 00:27:18,548
"Oh, Esteban, you big sexy fireman.

645
00:27:18,549 --> 00:27:19,875
Are you here to save me?"

646
00:27:19,876 --> 00:27:20,790
"Oh, hello.

647
00:27:22,170 --> 00:27:25,715
Yes, I've come to save you.

648
00:27:25,716 --> 00:27:29,830
"You are safe with me. Don't
you worry about anything."

649
00:27:29,831 --> 00:27:31,781
"Oh, you are so brave."

650
00:27:31,782 --> 00:27:33,825
"You are so sexy."

651
00:27:33,826 --> 00:27:36,387
"Oh, thank you so much, you sexy man."

652
00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:38,547
"Come with me, let's run away."

653
00:27:38,548 --> 00:27:40,080
"I would love to.

654
00:27:40,081 --> 00:27:44,268
"Let's run away
from here to the mountains."

655
00:27:44,269 --> 00:27:46,165
"Now we're running."

656
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:49,688
"Esteban, I've come home from working really hard

657
00:27:49,689 --> 00:27:51,711
nine to five in the office.

658
00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:53,265
Esteban."

659
00:27:53,266 --> 00:27:54,449
"My wife."

660
00:27:54,450 --> 00:27:56,205
"(gasps) We're naked."

661
00:27:56,206 --> 00:27:57,885
"Esteban, how could you?

662
00:27:57,886 --> 00:28:00,549
Who is this tart covered in jam?"

663
00:28:00,550 --> 00:28:02,918
They are completely missing the point

664
00:28:02,919 --> 00:28:04,718
of why I wanted to play this game.

665
00:28:04,719 --> 00:28:07,786
Is it just me, or are the
walls getting closer together?

666
00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:09,145
- "Oh, kiss."
- "Kiss."

667
00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:11,738
Jesus!

668
00:28:11,739 --> 00:28:12,571
Oh, my God, look at you.

669
00:28:12,572 --> 00:28:15,308
All that frolicking around
has made you 10 times worse.

670
00:28:15,309 --> 00:28:17,556
I actually feel much better.

671
00:28:17,557 --> 00:28:20,108
Really? 'Cause you look awful.

672
00:28:20,109 --> 00:28:23,686
Oh, look, oh, she's as messy as she is cruel.

673
00:28:27,422 --> 00:28:28,478
Zucky!

674
00:28:28,479 --> 00:28:31,912
Put the arm down and step away from my sister!

675
00:28:33,117 --> 00:28:34,781
My God, Grant, what's gotten into you?

676
00:28:34,782 --> 00:28:37,624
We don't know what's going on out there, yeah?

677
00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:39,237
We don't know what bit Zuck

678
00:28:39,238 --> 00:28:41,968
and we can't afford to take any chances, okay.

679
00:28:41,969 --> 00:28:43,028
So Zuck, I'm sorry,

680
00:28:43,029 --> 00:28:45,098
but you're gonna have to leave the bunker.

681
00:28:45,099 --> 00:28:46,778
Look guys, as a therapist,

682
00:28:46,779 --> 00:28:49,328
I can recognise when someone's
having a panic attack.

683
00:28:49,329 --> 00:28:52,429
Why don't you all take Grant
upstairs to get some fresh air?

684
00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:53,798
No, no, we can't leave the bunker!

685
00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:56,198
It's fine, me and Paul will stay here

686
00:28:56,199 --> 00:28:57,458
and look after the bunker.

687
00:28:57,459 --> 00:28:59,528
No, I can't stay here, I think I need some fresh air.

688
00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:01,178
No, silly, you don't need fresh air.

689
00:29:01,179 --> 00:29:02,071
- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't,

690
00:29:02,072 --> 00:29:02,905
they're the ones that need fresh air.

691
00:29:02,906 --> 00:29:04,808
No, I'm the one that needs fresh air,

692
00:29:04,809 --> 00:29:06,298
I think I'm having a heart attack.

693
00:29:06,299 --> 00:29:07,701
Oh, you silly goose.

694
00:29:07,702 --> 00:29:09,948
I told you to lay off the coffee.

695
00:29:09,949 --> 00:29:13,268
Paul, I must say, you are acting very suspiciously.

696
00:29:13,269 --> 00:29:17,683
Yeah, I think I might have an idea who the betrayer is.

697
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,528
What? No, no, no, no, it's not me.

698
00:29:20,529 --> 00:29:22,907
See, look at my cards, look, see, no betrayer cards.

699
00:29:22,908 --> 00:29:25,028
You've got to believe me, you've got to believe me.

700
00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:28,466
Exile me, exile me now before it's too late enough.

701
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:29,763
Enough!

702
00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:32,887
Something's not right.

703
00:29:32,888 --> 00:29:34,448
I, I think it's the infection.

704
00:29:34,449 --> 00:29:37,118
I-I can feel it, I've got it.

705
00:29:37,119 --> 00:29:40,004
Hey, monkey, monkey, calm, do the breathing.

706
00:29:43,598 --> 00:29:45,158
That's it, Grant?

707
00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:47,927
Yes, stay with the breath. Yeah, breathe.

708
00:29:50,637 --> 00:29:53,822
Stay with the breath
now.

709
00:30:05,590 --> 00:30:08,423
♪ The weeks go by ♪

710
00:30:11,350 --> 00:30:15,308
No, no, no, no, no, no, I said it's like a flower,

711
00:30:15,309 --> 00:30:17,678
a nice pretty flower.

712
00:30:17,679 --> 00:30:18,878
A daisy, a daffodil?

713
00:30:18,879 --> 00:30:21,338
A pretty flower, it, it blooms in spring.

714
00:30:21,339 --> 00:30:23,151
A rose, a peony, lily?

715
00:30:23,152 --> 00:30:25,118
Blooms in spring!

716
00:30:25,119 --> 00:30:26,553
Okay, opposite of low is?

717
00:30:26,554 --> 00:30:27,635
High, hyacinth!

718
00:30:27,636 --> 00:30:29,248
Yes, yes, yes!

719
00:30:29,249 --> 00:30:31,928
So think of like a cow, but with like long hair.

720
00:30:31,929 --> 00:30:33,363
Right, yeah, okay, yeah.

721
00:30:34,328 --> 00:30:35,408
So what is it then?

722
00:30:35,409 --> 00:30:36,407
Oh, er, bison.

723
00:30:37,674 --> 00:30:38,425
A bison?

724
00:30:38,426 --> 00:30:41,154
How many long-haired bison
have you seen, Zucky? Think.

725
00:30:41,155 --> 00:30:42,295
Time.

726
00:30:42,296 --> 00:30:44,918
It was a yak.

727
00:30:44,919 --> 00:30:46,023
We got three.

728
00:30:47,297 --> 00:30:50,177
Oh, my poor Zucky Ducky.

729
00:30:50,178 --> 00:30:51,758
You've given him brain damage.

730
00:30:51,759 --> 00:30:53,378
I don't have brain damage, my love.

731
00:30:53,379 --> 00:30:55,688
It's just very hard to think
when you keep shouting at me.

732
00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:59,008
No, Zucky, take responsibility
for your shortcomings.

733
00:30:59,009 --> 00:31:02,245
I, I do take responsibility, I, I- - Take it.

734
00:31:02,246 --> 00:31:03,881
- Yeah.
- It's yours, not mine.

735
00:31:03,882 --> 00:31:05,598
You know bison don't have long hair.

736
00:31:05,599 --> 00:31:08,798
Okay, I take that and I accept that, I do know that.

737
00:31:08,799 --> 00:31:10,338
I'm just very hungry right now.

738
00:31:10,339 --> 00:31:11,998
Yeah, we're all hungry.

739
00:31:11,999 --> 00:31:14,198
This rationing has gotten ridiculous.

740
00:31:14,199 --> 00:31:16,328
Yeah, well, I told you weeks ago-

741
00:31:16,329 --> 00:31:18,652
Don't "I told you so" me, this is ridiculous.

742
00:31:18,653 --> 00:31:21,278
We can't live off one cereal bar every other day.

743
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:23,378
Well, we wouldn't be in this position if some people

744
00:31:23,379 --> 00:31:25,268
hadn't scoffed all the food in the first week.

745
00:31:25,269 --> 00:31:27,783
Hey guys, don't worry, I'm working on it.

746
00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:32,363
- Yeah, but Nina, that's not gonna...
- Yes?

747
00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:35,602
Nevermind.

748
00:31:35,603 --> 00:31:37,432
Don't worry, it's gonna be okay.

749
00:31:37,433 --> 00:31:39,987
Just keep playing, keep having fun

750
00:31:39,988 --> 00:31:42,478
and tell me when it's my go.

751
00:31:42,479 --> 00:31:44,768
Yeah, guys, let's not let the food shortages

752
00:31:44,769 --> 00:31:47,228
turn us into a bunch
of animals.

753
00:31:47,229 --> 00:31:49,136
Right, Paul, best listening ears on.

754
00:31:49,137 --> 00:31:50,025
Oh.

755
00:31:50,026 --> 00:31:54,188
Okay, so you're on geography, and go.

756
00:31:54,189 --> 00:31:57,393
Okay, so this one is like, really famous.

757
00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:01,970
Um...

758
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,232
The River Nile?

759
00:32:05,233 --> 00:32:07,664
For God's sake, no. Pass.

760
00:32:07,665 --> 00:32:10,880
Okay, so this one is like a city in India.

761
00:32:10,881 --> 00:32:11,913
New Delhi.

762
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,258
Er, Mumbai.

763
00:32:14,259 --> 00:32:15,278
Calcutta.
- No, no, no,

764
00:32:15,279 --> 00:32:18,098
it's like a city, India, with elephants and stuff.

765
00:32:18,099 --> 00:32:19,847
Oh, Bangalore.

766
00:32:19,848 --> 00:32:21,128
Er, er, Hyderabad.

767
00:32:21,129 --> 00:32:21,961
Jaipur.

768
00:32:21,962 --> 00:32:24,008
No, city, India! Pass.

769
00:32:24,009 --> 00:32:24,841
No, only one pass.

770
00:32:24,842 --> 00:32:26,843
Oh, for God's sakes! Paul, India.

771
00:32:26,844 --> 00:32:27,722
Er, Kanpur.

772
00:32:27,723 --> 00:32:28,799
- India!
- Surat.

773
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:29,826
- India!
- Niryat.

774
00:32:29,827 --> 00:32:31,133
- India!
- Akola, Akola!

775
00:32:31,134 --> 00:32:32,204
Time!

776
00:32:32,205 --> 00:32:34,619
Oh, for God's sakes, Paul.

777
00:32:35,850 --> 00:32:38,133
It was Sri Lanka, you idiot.

778
00:32:39,780 --> 00:32:41,318
Okay, come on, Nines, it's our turn.

779
00:32:41,319 --> 00:32:42,925
Yay.

780
00:32:42,926 --> 00:32:44,478
Oh, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa!

781
00:32:44,479 --> 00:32:46,628
Be careful with that, you could hurt someone.

782
00:32:46,629 --> 00:32:48,190
It's the only pole I could find.

783
00:32:48,191 --> 00:32:50,378
Okay, who wants to hold it while I have my go?

784
00:32:50,379 --> 00:32:51,818
I'll hold it for you, babe.

785
00:32:51,819 --> 00:32:52,651
Thank you.

786
00:32:52,652 --> 00:32:53,484
Oh, Paul?

787
00:32:53,485 --> 00:32:54,317
Yep.

788
00:32:54,318 --> 00:32:55,150
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

789
00:32:55,151 --> 00:32:58,047
I mean, we can't just leave the hatch open, okay.

790
00:32:58,048 --> 00:32:59,708
Anything might crawl in.

791
00:32:59,709 --> 00:33:01,515
How am I gonna catch our food then?

792
00:33:01,516 --> 00:33:03,188
Yeah, okay, here's the thing.

793
00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:05,273
I think your ingenuity is great,

794
00:33:05,274 --> 00:33:08,678
but it's not gonna work, is it?

795
00:33:08,679 --> 00:33:11,558
It might, I put all the old bread at the back.

796
00:33:11,559 --> 00:33:13,928
A bird isn't just gonna fly into your bucket, Nina.

797
00:33:13,929 --> 00:33:15,783
It might, if it wants some bread.

798
00:33:15,784 --> 00:33:17,438
It's not even that long.

799
00:33:17,439 --> 00:33:19,598
I mean, you, you're more likely to catch a badger.

800
00:33:19,599 --> 00:33:21,098
I'm sure you could still eat a badger.

801
00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:22,924
No, I'm not saying that, I-I'm saying-

802
00:33:22,925 --> 00:33:24,813
You can eat anything with flesh.

803
00:33:26,610 --> 00:33:28,148
Yeah, I agree with Grant, I don't think murdering

804
00:33:28,149 --> 00:33:29,598
poor birds and badgers is the solution.

805
00:33:29,599 --> 00:33:31,538
Look, I've got no issue with that.

806
00:33:31,539 --> 00:33:33,008
My-my point is that there isn't gonna be-

807
00:33:33,009 --> 00:33:33,841
I mean, would any of us even know

808
00:33:33,842 --> 00:33:35,918
how to gut and clean a bird?

809
00:33:35,919 --> 00:33:38,228
Er, excuse me, seven years at medical school.

810
00:33:38,229 --> 00:33:39,998
I think I could dissect a pigeon.

811
00:33:39,999 --> 00:33:42,758
But there aren't gonna be any pigeons to dissect!

812
00:33:42,759 --> 00:33:44,108
What's your solution then?

813
00:33:44,109 --> 00:33:46,118
At least Nina's trying to solve the problem.

814
00:33:46,119 --> 00:33:47,858
Rationing, okay, rationing.

815
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,928
If we very strictly ration, have a little bit today,

816
00:33:49,929 --> 00:33:50,761
a little bit tomorrow,

817
00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:51,594
you've got a lot more than you think you have.

818
00:33:51,595 --> 00:33:53,618
We don't need rationing, we just need more food.

819
00:33:53,619 --> 00:33:54,878
But you won't let us leave the bunker,

820
00:33:54,879 --> 00:33:55,988
because you're too much of a-

821
00:33:55,989 --> 00:33:58,075
If you call me a scaredy cat, I swear to God, I will-

822
00:33:58,076 --> 00:34:01,895
See, this is why I build my bird trap.

823
00:34:01,896 --> 00:34:03,058
You're so stressed about food all the time,

824
00:34:03,059 --> 00:34:06,068
that you're not fun to play games with anymore.

825
00:34:06,069 --> 00:34:08,318
Nina, I-I, I'm just trying to say-

826
00:34:08,319 --> 00:34:10,932
You are, you're sucking all the fun out of everything.

827
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,158
Well, yeah, but I mean, we're on the brink of starvation.

828
00:34:18,159 --> 00:34:19,665
- Grants.
- Like, I-I don't think

829
00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:22,358
it's that unreasonable.
- Grants, Grants.

830
00:34:22,359 --> 00:34:25,543
Karma is like a boomerang,

831
00:34:25,544 --> 00:34:28,233
in order to get it back, you,

832
00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:31,293
you've gotta let it go.

833
00:34:35,970 --> 00:34:38,673
He's right, just let it go.

834
00:34:43,830 --> 00:34:46,358
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right.

835
00:34:46,359 --> 00:34:48,248
I'll try and put it out of my mind.

836
00:34:48,249 --> 00:34:49,448
At least until the end of the game.

837
00:34:49,449 --> 00:34:51,458
Yeah, yeah, of course. I'm sorry.

838
00:34:51,459 --> 00:34:52,366
Okay?
- Okay.

839
00:34:52,367 --> 00:34:54,068
I'm gonna try and not think about it.

840
00:34:54,069 --> 00:34:55,958
- Okay.
- All right, you ready?

841
00:34:55,959 --> 00:34:58,581
All right, so it's um, it's a food.

842
00:34:58,582 --> 00:35:01,538
You get it in between two pieces of bread, McDonald's.

843
00:35:01,539 --> 00:35:03,068
- Hamburgers!
- Yeah, there we go.

844
00:35:03,069 --> 00:35:04,508
Very good.
- Yeah.

845
00:35:04,509 --> 00:35:07,298
Oh, okay, actor and he
is in "The Hollow Man."

846
00:35:07,299 --> 00:35:09,250
And he does phone adverts.
- Er...

847
00:35:09,251 --> 00:35:11,288
His second name's something
you have for breakfast, it's-

848
00:35:11,289 --> 00:35:12,728
Oh, Bacon, Kevin Bacon!

849
00:35:12,729 --> 00:35:14,618
Yes, yeah, it's Bacon, um...

850
00:35:14,619 --> 00:35:17,288
Oh God, um, okay, so it's a Eastern European country.

851
00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:18,278
Ah, Poland?

852
00:35:18,279 --> 00:35:19,285
- No.
- Ah, Slovakia.

853
00:35:19,286 --> 00:35:20,118
No, okay, oh, okay.

854
00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:21,881
It's like, "Oh, how am I feeling?"

855
00:35:21,882 --> 00:35:22,714
Hungary!

856
00:35:22,715 --> 00:35:24,308
Yeah, feeling a bit Hungary, yeah, okay.

857
00:35:24,309 --> 00:35:25,988
Oh, one of these in Ireland.

858
00:35:25,989 --> 00:35:28,676
Yeah, one of these in Ireland, um, really bad event.

859
00:35:28,677 --> 00:35:29,848
The Great Potato?

860
00:35:29,849 --> 00:35:31,088
No potato, potato mash.

861
00:35:31,089 --> 00:35:31,921
- No, it was the-
- Potato salad!

862
00:35:31,922 --> 00:35:33,064
- It was the Great Potato-
- Potato mash.

863
00:35:33,065 --> 00:35:34,231
- It was a bad thing.
- Potato fries.

864
00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:36,240
- It was a bad thing. - Potato... - No.
- Sandwich.

865
00:35:36,241 --> 00:35:38,036
Okay, no, I'm sorry, I just can't do this.

866
00:35:38,037 --> 00:35:39,542
No, no, we're doing so good.

867
00:35:39,543 --> 00:35:40,877
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but this is,

868
00:35:40,878 --> 00:35:42,325
we can't just ignore this.

869
00:35:42,326 --> 00:35:45,268
You're right, we're gonna
have to do something drastic.

870
00:35:45,269 --> 00:35:47,444
I've just had a really good idea.

871
00:35:47,445 --> 00:35:50,888
You know how you four are
like really clever cookies?

872
00:35:50,889 --> 00:35:53,571
Well, why don't you go hunting for some supplies

873
00:35:53,572 --> 00:35:57,578
and me and this thicko will
stay here and watch the bunker?

874
00:35:57,579 --> 00:36:00,608
Yeah, look, Lindsey, there's no way we're gonna do that,

875
00:36:00,609 --> 00:36:01,898
because if we leave you in here,

876
00:36:01,899 --> 00:36:04,231
you're just gonna lock us out and leave us to die.

877
00:36:04,232 --> 00:36:05,311
What?

878
00:36:05,312 --> 00:36:08,517
That's crazy.
What makes you say that?

879
00:36:08,518 --> 00:36:12,192
We've heard you say it like a gazillion times.

880
00:36:12,193 --> 00:36:14,575
Yeah, the bunker is really small.

881
00:36:14,576 --> 00:36:16,628
And you whisper really loudly.

882
00:36:16,629 --> 00:36:19,780
And we're all literally sitting right here.

883
00:36:19,781 --> 00:36:22,538
You're crazy, you're all crazy.

884
00:36:22,539 --> 00:36:25,053
Paul, tell them how crazy they are.

885
00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:28,748
You're all crazy.

886
00:36:28,749 --> 00:36:29,798
Yeah, well, either way,

887
00:36:29,799 --> 00:36:32,588
you're definitely coming
with us on the raiding party.

888
00:36:32,589 --> 00:36:33,863
Raiding party?

889
00:36:33,864 --> 00:36:35,318
Does that mean?

890
00:36:35,319 --> 00:36:36,192
Yeah,

891
00:36:36,193 --> 00:36:40,865
we're gonna have to leave the bunker to look for food.

892
00:36:48,131 --> 00:36:50,434
You look like a bloody idiot.

893
00:36:50,435 --> 00:36:52,268
Come on, my love, this is ridiculous.

894
00:36:52,269 --> 00:36:54,201
Of course I'm coming.
- Zucky Ducky, no,

895
00:36:54,202 --> 00:36:56,378
I am not having you get any more injuries.

896
00:36:56,379 --> 00:36:58,628
Sweetness, they're minor scrapes.

897
00:36:58,629 --> 00:37:01,568
Yeah and they're annoying and you always do it.

898
00:37:01,569 --> 00:37:02,971
You go off gallivanting, hurting yourself

899
00:37:02,972 --> 00:37:05,198
and I'm the one who has to pick up the pieces.

900
00:37:05,199 --> 00:37:06,458
Darling, please, not this again.

901
00:37:06,459 --> 00:37:08,348
Like when we went canoeing in Canada

902
00:37:08,349 --> 00:37:09,848
and you dislocated your shoulder.

903
00:37:09,849 --> 00:37:11,012
- Okay, yeah.
- I was just rowing us

904
00:37:11,013 --> 00:37:12,428
around in circles, wasn't I?

905
00:37:12,429 --> 00:37:13,928
It was rubbish.
- Yeah, yeah.

906
00:37:13,929 --> 00:37:15,788
And when we went up Kilimanjaro

907
00:37:15,789 --> 00:37:18,308
and you sprained your ankle,
that poor little Sherpa man

908
00:37:18,309 --> 00:37:19,916
just had to carry you up on his back.

909
00:37:19,917 --> 00:37:21,878
- Okay, fine, but-
- And when you shat yourself

910
00:37:21,879 --> 00:37:23,288
on our anniversary horseback ride.

911
00:37:23,289 --> 00:37:24,975
Okay, fine!

912
00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:29,283
Look, you just stay here where it's nice and safe, yeah?

913
00:37:30,444 --> 00:37:32,828
What? No, what, what
are you talking about?

914
00:37:32,829 --> 00:37:34,568
Well, just I'm coming too.

915
00:37:34,569 --> 00:37:35,901
Why?

916
00:37:35,902 --> 00:37:38,648
Because I need things to build a better bird trap,

917
00:37:38,649 --> 00:37:41,038
like some net or some like acorn for bait.

918
00:37:41,039 --> 00:37:43,703
Yeah, but Nina, if we find food,

919
00:37:43,704 --> 00:37:46,808
we're not gonna need a bird trap, are we?

920
00:37:46,809 --> 00:37:48,308
Well, yes, we will.

921
00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:50,763
You give someone food and they eat for a day,

922
00:37:50,764 --> 00:37:53,498
but you teach someone how to fish for birds

923
00:37:53,499 --> 00:37:55,323
and they eat forever.

924
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,552
Yeah, okay, I can see your logic.

925
00:37:59,553 --> 00:38:01,328
You need to be very careful when you're going

926
00:38:01,329 --> 00:38:03,158
and make sure that you don't
get, you know, falling over

927
00:38:03,159 --> 00:38:04,478
or see any bumps or scratches.

928
00:38:04,479 --> 00:38:05,588
You've just got to stay away from it all,

929
00:38:05,589 --> 00:38:06,848
'cause I don't wanna have to disinfect anything

930
00:38:06,849 --> 00:38:08,048
when I get back, okay?

931
00:38:08,049 --> 00:38:09,308
Also, if you manage to see anything

932
00:38:09,309 --> 00:38:11,909
that looks a little bit like hay fever medicine,

933
00:38:11,910 --> 00:38:14,643
I would really appreciate it
just because I'm getting an-

934
00:38:14,644 --> 00:38:17,009
They think they've got it all sussed,

935
00:38:17,010 --> 00:38:19,628
but let's just see what happens
on this little excursion.

936
00:38:19,629 --> 00:38:21,458
When I get back, be ready for action.

937
00:38:21,459 --> 00:38:23,440
Lindsey, please, no, Lindsey.

938
00:38:24,487 --> 00:38:25,386
Lindsey!

939
00:38:55,969 --> 00:38:59,468
Oh, Paul, I'm worried things aren't gonna work out

940
00:38:59,469 --> 00:39:01,485
with my beautiful Kitty Kat.

941
00:39:01,486 --> 00:39:04,875
Listen, Zuck, I-I can't hold it in a second longer, okay.

942
00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:06,938
Grant is right, Lindsey is
planning on betraying you

943
00:39:06,939 --> 00:39:07,771
and stealing the bunker.

944
00:39:07,772 --> 00:39:08,961
- Hm.
- Oh.

945
00:39:08,962 --> 00:39:11,075
I love her to pieces, you know,

946
00:39:11,076 --> 00:39:13,097
but I think she's grown tired of me.

947
00:39:13,098 --> 00:39:15,158
Did, did you hear what I said?

948
00:39:15,159 --> 00:39:18,021
Hm, yeah, yeah, part of me does think

949
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:20,078
she's happy the world ended,

950
00:39:20,079 --> 00:39:22,478
just so she didn't have to go ahead with our wedding.

951
00:39:22,479 --> 00:39:24,008
Zucky, are you listening?

952
00:39:24,009 --> 00:39:24,908
- Hm.
- Yeah?

953
00:39:24,909 --> 00:39:26,288
I said that Lindsey's going to betray you.

954
00:39:26,289 --> 00:39:27,803
She's gonna do something terrible.

955
00:39:27,804 --> 00:39:30,843
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, maybe it's me.

956
00:39:30,844 --> 00:39:34,298
Maybe I'm too clingy, but I
feel her slipping away, Paul,

957
00:39:34,299 --> 00:39:35,763
and it terrifies me.

958
00:39:36,930 --> 00:39:39,947
Jesus, Zuck, how self-absorbed are you?

959
00:39:39,948 --> 00:39:42,324
Do you know what I mean?

960
00:39:42,325 --> 00:39:45,398
Like, obviously I still love him,

961
00:39:45,399 --> 00:39:47,938
but it is kind of nice to get some space, you know.

962
00:39:47,939 --> 00:39:48,853
Ssh!

963
00:39:52,290 --> 00:39:54,352
To be honest, I'm actually kind of glad

964
00:39:54,353 --> 00:39:56,468
that the wedding didn't go ahead.

965
00:39:56,469 --> 00:39:57,991
Not that I wanna split up with him or anything, but-

966
00:39:57,992 --> 00:39:58,906
Ssh!

967
00:40:02,670 --> 00:40:05,588
But like you can love someone,
but still want some space,

968
00:40:05,589 --> 00:40:06,496
you know what I mean?

969
00:40:06,497 --> 00:40:07,746
Like, I feel like with Zucky, like,

970
00:40:07,747 --> 00:40:10,039
he wants us to like merge into one person

971
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,848
and that can be a bit kind of sweet at the same time.

972
00:40:12,849 --> 00:40:14,596
He's always like- - Shut up.

973
00:40:17,567 --> 00:40:18,400
Rude.

974
00:40:28,848 --> 00:40:31,260
Yeah, that's how we met, funnily enough,

975
00:40:31,261 --> 00:40:34,299
in A&E, I'd fractured my collarbone doing yoga

976
00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,453
and she was the doctor that saw me.

977
00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:39,008
Zuck!

978
00:40:39,009 --> 00:40:40,178
Listen to me.

979
00:40:40,179 --> 00:40:42,668
You are all in grave danger!

980
00:40:42,669 --> 00:40:45,335
Yeah, it's a cute story, I know.

981
00:41:36,625 --> 00:41:39,698
Yeah, we were gonna go for
this Bohemian style ceremony

982
00:41:39,699 --> 00:41:42,705
initially, flower garlands, eucalyptus grounds.

983
00:41:42,706 --> 00:41:45,430
There was this Amazonian shaman that I was gonna-

984
00:41:47,835 --> 00:41:50,048
God, Paul, what is all that ruckus about?

985
00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:50,948
Oh, thank God.

986
00:41:50,949 --> 00:41:52,778
Listen, I've been trying to tell you about Lindsey.

987
00:41:52,779 --> 00:41:54,008
Oh God, you're not still banging on

988
00:41:54,009 --> 00:41:55,388
about Lindsey, are you?

989
00:41:55,389 --> 00:41:57,668
Some of us have got our own
relationships to worry about.

990
00:41:57,669 --> 00:41:59,141
No, no, mine and Lindsey's relationship is fine.

991
00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:00,828
What I'm trying to say is-
- Come off it, Paul.

992
00:42:00,829 --> 00:42:02,918
Well, she treats you terribly.

993
00:42:02,919 --> 00:42:05,803
What, Lindsey?

994
00:42:05,804 --> 00:42:08,588
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

995
00:42:08,589 --> 00:42:11,470
Look, she just understands
you need a firm hand with me.

996
00:42:12,570 --> 00:42:14,948
I mean, yeah, she can be a bit strict, sure.

997
00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:17,018
Look, Paul, it's really not my place to say,

998
00:42:17,019 --> 00:42:19,879
but I think if you were a little more assertive.

999
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:20,712
You know what?

1000
00:42:20,713 --> 00:42:21,941
I think I've got this book
lying around somewhere for you.

1001
00:42:21,942 --> 00:42:24,818
Listen, Zuck, I appreciate
your concern, but honestly,

1002
00:42:24,819 --> 00:42:27,248
mine and Lindsey's relationship
is perfectly balanced.

1003
00:42:27,249 --> 00:42:28,868
I mean, she's a relationship
counsellor, for Christ's sake,

1004
00:42:28,869 --> 00:42:31,178
I think she'd tell me if something wasn't right.

1005
00:42:31,179 --> 00:42:33,462
Now, take it with a pinch of salt,

1006
00:42:33,463 --> 00:42:35,763
but there's definitely a few gems in here.

1007
00:42:44,610 --> 00:42:46,742
Nothing? You, you guys
must have something.

1008
00:42:46,743 --> 00:42:49,760
That's why we came out here, to look for food.

1009
00:42:49,761 --> 00:42:51,878
That's good.

1010
00:42:51,879 --> 00:42:53,977
Yeah, we're trying to find some supplies.

1011
00:42:55,977 --> 00:42:57,561
What's so funny?

1012
00:42:57,562 --> 00:43:01,238
This girl, supplies.
There's nothing left.

1013
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:02,753
Nothing?

1014
00:43:02,754 --> 00:43:04,868
How did it get like this?

1015
00:43:04,869 --> 00:43:09,950
I don't know, really, um, some sort of cyber terrorism

1016
00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:13,298
knocked out all our infrastructure,
missiles were launched.

1017
00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:14,213
Boo!

1018
00:43:19,090 --> 00:43:20,648
Riots.

1019
00:43:20,649 --> 00:43:21,573
Chaos.

1020
00:43:22,790 --> 00:43:24,003
Darkness.

1021
00:43:25,410 --> 00:43:26,270
And then...

1022
00:43:27,450 --> 00:43:28,598
The foxes.

1023
00:43:28,599 --> 00:43:29,820
- Foxes?
- Ssh!

1024
00:43:30,946 --> 00:43:33,548
I swear to God, they know when
you're talking about them.

1025
00:43:33,549 --> 00:43:36,063
What about the F, foxes?

1026
00:43:36,064 --> 00:43:40,898
Okay, so I think these orange little demons

1027
00:43:40,899 --> 00:43:44,035
evolved especially for an event like this.

1028
00:43:44,036 --> 00:43:45,963
They came out shyly at first,

1029
00:43:47,187 --> 00:43:50,119
tickled their tongues on a few corpses,

1030
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,078
but then when they had the taste of human flesh.

1031
00:43:53,079 --> 00:43:54,393
That's ridiculous.

1032
00:43:55,435 --> 00:43:56,967
"That is ridiculous."

1033
00:43:57,859 --> 00:44:00,308
Was it ridiculous when I watched the love of my life

1034
00:44:00,309 --> 00:44:03,455
get torn limb from limb by a hungry pack?

1035
00:44:05,404 --> 00:44:07,963
Bruce thought it was ridiculous too.

1036
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,693
120 kilos, he was, hulk of a man.

1037
00:44:14,707 --> 00:44:17,424
"What's a little fox
gonna do to me?" He said.

1038
00:44:17,425 --> 00:44:20,138
I swear to God, they looked me dead in the eyes

1039
00:44:20,139 --> 00:44:22,977
as they went at him, as
if to say, "You're next."

1040
00:44:24,246 --> 00:44:28,418
The thing about foxes, he's got lifeless eyes,

1041
00:44:28,419 --> 00:44:31,495
black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

1042
00:44:31,496 --> 00:44:34,808
When he comes at you, he doesn't even seem to be living,

1043
00:44:34,809 --> 00:44:35,708
until he bites you.

1044
00:44:35,709 --> 00:44:38,654
And then those black eyes roll over white.

1045
00:44:38,655 --> 00:44:39,824
That's from "Jaws."

1046
00:44:39,825 --> 00:44:40,827
No, it's, it's not.

1047
00:44:40,828 --> 00:44:42,728
Yeah, yeah, that's
from the movie, "Jaws."

1048
00:44:42,729 --> 00:44:45,038
No, it's, that was, I made that up on the spot

1049
00:44:45,039 --> 00:44:46,208
to talk about my experience.

1050
00:44:46,209 --> 00:44:48,938
Yeah, she's right, that is "Jaws" word for word.

1051
00:44:48,939 --> 00:44:50,258
Yeah, we love that movie.

1052
00:44:50,259 --> 00:44:52,628
It doesn't matter if it's from "Jaws," okay.

1053
00:44:52,629 --> 00:44:55,202
All that matters is that
these little orange demons

1054
00:44:55,203 --> 00:44:57,843
are the new apex predators.

1055
00:44:57,844 --> 00:45:02,258
And they're not gonna stop.

1056
00:45:02,259 --> 00:45:06,308
Not until they've devoured each and every

1057
00:45:06,309 --> 00:45:08,403
last one of us.

1058
00:45:10,107 --> 00:45:11,131
Yeah, you know, I have to say,

1059
00:45:11,132 --> 00:45:13,148
there's some interesting stuff in here.

1060
00:45:13,149 --> 00:45:15,548
Sure, I mean, I'm not saying
you should take it as gospel,

1061
00:45:15,549 --> 00:45:17,288
but there's definitely a few nuggets of wisdom

1062
00:45:17,289 --> 00:45:19,778
in there that-

1063
00:45:19,779 --> 00:45:22,508
Sorry, I thought, look, that bit that you're on there

1064
00:45:22,509 --> 00:45:24,278
about reclaiming your primitive dominance.

1065
00:45:24,279 --> 00:45:26,348
Yeah, really interesting actually, yeah.

1066
00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:27,488
Sure, exactly, it's not saying

1067
00:45:27,489 --> 00:45:29,373
that you need to be a bully, as such,

1068
00:45:29,374 --> 00:45:32,393
but you know, as a man, it's in our primal nature to hunt.

1069
00:45:32,394 --> 00:45:33,248
Yeah.

1070
00:45:33,249 --> 00:45:34,088
And to fight.

1071
00:45:34,089 --> 00:45:34,921
Okay.

1072
00:45:34,922 --> 00:45:36,128
You know, go on, give me a grr!

1073
00:45:36,129 --> 00:45:37,925
Oh, okay, um, grr!

1074
00:45:37,926 --> 00:45:39,900
No, Paul, a proper grr!

1075
00:45:41,299 --> 00:45:42,050
Grr!

1076
00:45:42,051 --> 00:45:44,484
Paul, from the loins, grr!

1077
00:45:44,485 --> 00:45:49,280
Grr!

1078
00:46:17,889 --> 00:46:19,461
"How do you survive?"

1079
00:46:19,462 --> 00:46:21,933
I've got news for you, sister, you ain't!

1080
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,748
Goner, you ain't gonna survive, okay.

1081
00:46:25,749 --> 00:46:27,313
This is it, the end of days

1082
00:46:27,314 --> 00:46:28,811
Oh, don't be so overdramatic.

1083
00:46:28,812 --> 00:46:31,018
There must be some stored food or something.

1084
00:46:31,019 --> 00:46:32,438
Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm.

1085
00:46:32,439 --> 00:46:34,827
Nada, zip, zilch.

1086
00:46:34,828 --> 00:46:36,765
Unless you get to one of those military bases,

1087
00:46:36,766 --> 00:46:38,048
you're a goner.

1088
00:46:38,049 --> 00:46:38,881
Military bases?

1089
00:46:38,882 --> 00:46:40,568
Yeah, what military bases?

1090
00:46:40,569 --> 00:46:42,308
Well, the nearest one's in Chesham,

1091
00:46:42,309 --> 00:46:44,198
just off the A10 next to Waltham Abbey.

1092
00:46:44,199 --> 00:46:45,608
You turn left at the BP garage,

1093
00:46:45,609 --> 00:46:46,808
keep the laurel hedge on your right

1094
00:46:46,809 --> 00:46:48,555
and if you hit the lay-by, you've gone too far.

1095
00:46:48,556 --> 00:46:50,111
Why haven't you gone there?

1096
00:46:50,112 --> 00:46:52,508
Go to Chesham on foot?

1097
00:46:52,509 --> 00:46:55,689
With all the... Foxes?

1098
00:46:55,690 --> 00:46:59,828
No, no, no, no, it's too dangerous, no, it's suicide.

1099
00:46:59,829 --> 00:47:04,653
Plus I'm too far gone, too used to living as prey.

1100
00:47:06,208 --> 00:47:07,778
We've got a bunker.

1101
00:47:07,779 --> 00:47:08,738
Nina.

1102
00:47:08,739 --> 00:47:10,148
We may as well tell him.

1103
00:47:10,149 --> 00:47:12,218
Yeah, poor man's out here on his own.

1104
00:47:12,219 --> 00:47:13,868
Yes, but it's a very full bunker,

1105
00:47:13,869 --> 00:47:15,873
even slightly overcrowded.

1106
00:47:18,090 --> 00:47:20,339
Yeah, we've got a bunker.

1107
00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:22,568
There's two more of us guarding it.

1108
00:47:22,569 --> 00:47:25,373
Smart, underground, that's
the only place that's safe now.

1109
00:47:25,374 --> 00:47:27,784
But we've run out of food.

1110
00:47:27,785 --> 00:47:29,382
If we take you with us,

1111
00:47:29,383 --> 00:47:31,748
would you help us go to the military base?

1112
00:47:31,749 --> 00:47:34,388
Oh, hm.

1113
00:47:34,389 --> 00:47:36,123
Hm, I don't know.

1114
00:47:37,209 --> 00:47:39,303
What have you got to lose?

1115
00:47:42,313 --> 00:47:44,858
Okay, well, that means there'd be seven of us, right?

1116
00:47:44,859 --> 00:47:47,463
Okay, safety in numbers, I guess.

1117
00:47:48,390 --> 00:47:52,803
I mean, if we left during
daylight and stuck to open spaces.

1118
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,738
Yeah, okay, I'll do it.

1119
00:47:56,739 --> 00:47:59,452
And with my military experience,

1120
00:47:59,453 --> 00:48:01,088
we might just have a chance.

1121
00:48:01,089 --> 00:48:02,258
Wait, you're a military man?

1122
00:48:02,259 --> 00:48:04,964
Ex-military. Well, I was
in the cadets at school.

1123
00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:07,598
But let me tell you, I've been
a Scout Leader long enough

1124
00:48:07,599 --> 00:48:09,775
to know the difference between
a fisherman's knot and-

1125
00:48:34,152 --> 00:48:36,138
Who left the hatch open?

1126
00:48:36,139 --> 00:48:37,159
Go, go, go!

1127
00:48:42,817 --> 00:48:45,378
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

1128
00:48:55,406 --> 00:48:57,938
Zucky, what happened?

1129
00:48:57,939 --> 00:49:00,334
This little guy just fell into the bunker.

1130
00:49:00,335 --> 00:49:02,740
It's okay, you had no choice.

1131
00:49:03,773 --> 00:49:06,338
What's happened to your hand?

1132
00:49:06,339 --> 00:49:09,549
Oh, now, Kitty Kat, don't be angry.

1133
00:49:09,550 --> 00:49:12,384
But the beast did take a little chunk out of me.

1134
00:49:12,385 --> 00:49:16,384
No. How are you gonna give massages?

1135
00:49:16,385 --> 00:49:19,688
He was right, those little bastards are deadly.

1136
00:49:19,689 --> 00:49:22,568
Who was right? What happened?

1137
00:49:22,569 --> 00:49:24,183
Did you find any food?

1138
00:49:35,737 --> 00:49:39,422
♪ While we're underneath
the ground, babe ♪

1139
00:49:39,423 --> 00:49:43,757
♪ Why don't you help me
play another round, babe ♪

1140
00:49:43,758 --> 00:49:46,978
♪ Another round and I'll leave you be ♪

1141
00:49:46,979 --> 00:49:50,620
♪ 'Cause one more round
is gonna set us free ♪

1142
00:49:50,621 --> 00:49:53,804
♪ We're playing board games ♪

1143
00:49:53,805 --> 00:49:56,914
♪ At the end of the world ♪

1144
00:50:07,285 --> 00:50:09,296
Paul, what are you doing? It's our go.

1145
00:50:09,297 --> 00:50:11,082
- My leg healthy?
- Because it gives you

1146
00:50:11,083 --> 00:50:12,458
the energy that you need.

1147
00:50:12,459 --> 00:50:14,018
Coming, sweet cheeks.

1148
00:50:14,019 --> 00:50:15,728
I'm a person, I did my level two.

1149
00:50:15,729 --> 00:50:17,224
Oh, did you, did you, when did that happen?

1150
00:50:17,225 --> 00:50:18,057
At Fitness First.

1151
00:50:18,058 --> 00:50:19,777
- Okay, at Fitness First.
- Yes.

1152
00:50:19,778 --> 00:50:20,818
- I didn't get the time.
- Did they teach you that

1153
00:50:20,819 --> 00:50:22,925
at PT training as well?
- Let's dance.

1154
00:50:22,926 --> 00:50:24,034
Yes!

1155
00:50:24,035 --> 00:50:26,228
That's what you get, that's what you get

1156
00:50:26,229 --> 00:50:28,219
for messing with Paul Perkins.

1157
00:50:28,220 --> 00:50:31,560
You made your point. Now stop,
no more, please stay there.

1158
00:50:31,561 --> 00:50:33,749
Oh yeah, what person does that?

1159
00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:35,858
- It's all about presence.
- It's so annoying.

1160
00:50:35,859 --> 00:50:37,002
Please just go away.

1161
00:50:37,003 --> 00:50:40,205
Prepare for total annihilation.

1162
00:50:40,206 --> 00:50:42,723
Must we really play such a violent game?

1163
00:50:44,790 --> 00:50:46,718
Oh, that's annoying as well, is it, my pacifism?

1164
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:49,178
Come on, guys, let's just
all play nice together please.

1165
00:50:49,179 --> 00:50:51,998
Yes, Nina, I agree, we should be playing nicely,

1166
00:50:51,999 --> 00:50:55,327
which is why it would be nice
after all this bloodshed,

1167
00:50:55,328 --> 00:50:57,967
if we could play something a little more humane.

1168
00:50:58,801 --> 00:51:00,848
What is inhumane about a family board game, Zuck?

1169
00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:03,815
Does anybody mind if I have
the last of Zuck's fingers?

1170
00:51:03,816 --> 00:51:05,209
- No, thank you.
- No, that's okay.

1171
00:51:05,210 --> 00:51:06,218
No, you go for it.

1172
00:51:06,219 --> 00:51:07,448
At least some good will come of them.

1173
00:51:07,449 --> 00:51:08,613
Knock yourself out.

1174
00:51:09,855 --> 00:51:10,958
I'm sorry, you're right.

1175
00:51:10,959 --> 00:51:13,328
I shouldn't be infringing on your fun, I just,

1176
00:51:13,329 --> 00:51:14,973
well, I'm having a harder time.

1177
00:51:16,801 --> 00:51:19,628
I'm having a harder time clinging onto my sanity!

1178
00:51:19,629 --> 00:51:23,294
Than the rest of you are, I
just, I need to recenter myself.

1179
00:51:23,295 --> 00:51:25,378
Please, you guys go ahead.

1180
00:51:29,693 --> 00:51:31,906
No, Paul, not Mongolia.

1181
00:51:33,537 --> 00:51:36,288
It's a funny thing, these fingers, isn't it?

1182
00:51:36,289 --> 00:51:38,378
You'd think they just fill a hole, but if anything,

1183
00:51:38,379 --> 00:51:40,173
they just make you more ravenous.

1184
00:51:45,211 --> 00:51:48,328
Aha, I got China!

1185
00:51:48,329 --> 00:51:49,808
It's mine now.

1186
00:51:49,809 --> 00:51:50,949
One more time.

1187
00:51:53,823 --> 00:51:55,958
Right, because if you're still feeling all blah,

1188
00:51:55,959 --> 00:51:57,698
I'd much rather you just got some Valium

1189
00:51:57,699 --> 00:51:58,898
from the medical bag.

1190
00:51:58,899 --> 00:52:00,969
Sorry, rather than what?

1191
00:52:00,970 --> 00:52:02,837
Rather than (inhaling and whistling).

1192
00:52:04,710 --> 00:52:05,596
My breathing?

1193
00:52:05,597 --> 00:52:08,498
You would rather me take Valium than breathe?

1194
00:52:08,499 --> 00:52:11,357
Zucky darling, my sweet angel,
it is piercing my eardrums.

1195
00:52:11,358 --> 00:52:12,698
Oh, well, I'm sorry, honey,

1196
00:52:12,699 --> 00:52:14,138
if my PTSD is too loud for you,

1197
00:52:14,139 --> 00:52:15,698
then I will just add breathing

1198
00:52:15,699 --> 00:52:17,692
to the list of things not to do in your presence.

1199
00:52:18,526 --> 00:52:19,357
I have to break up the table.

1200
00:52:19,358 --> 00:52:20,858
- What?
- Yeah, I need the wood

1201
00:52:20,859 --> 00:52:22,478
for my barricade, I need to break up the table.

1202
00:52:22,479 --> 00:52:24,278
No, what will we play games on?

1203
00:52:24,279 --> 00:52:28,268
What we gonna eat on?

1204
00:52:28,269 --> 00:52:31,238
Well, we don't really have to worry about that, sis,

1205
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:35,618
because the last thing we've
got to eat in the whole world

1206
00:52:35,619 --> 00:52:38,973
is this little tin of peaches.

1207
00:52:39,946 --> 00:52:41,708
So I've resigned myself to the fact

1208
00:52:41,709 --> 00:52:43,178
that we're gonna starve to death,

1209
00:52:43,179 --> 00:52:45,878
'cause I absolutely refuse to be eaten alive

1210
00:52:45,879 --> 00:52:47,057
by man-eating foxes.

1211
00:52:47,058 --> 00:52:49,118
So can we please clear the table,

1212
00:52:49,119 --> 00:52:50,371
so I can finish my barricade?

1213
00:52:50,372 --> 00:52:53,190
Grants, Grants, Grants, young Padawan,

1214
00:52:53,191 --> 00:52:55,418
how many times?

1215
00:52:55,419 --> 00:52:58,898
The walls that we build

1216
00:52:58,899 --> 00:53:00,963
to protect us from the darkness.

1217
00:53:02,947 --> 00:53:05,114
Well, they can also block us from the light.

1218
00:53:05,115 --> 00:53:07,808
Nothing, nothing, that's what you contribute here,

1219
00:53:07,809 --> 00:53:11,310
absolutely nothing, just
empty, meaningless cliches.

1220
00:53:11,311 --> 00:53:13,044
Breathe, Grants, breathe.

1221
00:53:13,045 --> 00:53:15,578
It's Grant, it's Grant, yeah!

1222
00:53:15,579 --> 00:53:17,308
No S, it's Grant!

1223
00:53:17,309 --> 00:53:18,758
So stop telling me to breathe,

1224
00:53:18,759 --> 00:53:20,978
you vacuous hippie man child!

1225
00:53:20,979 --> 00:53:24,218
Grant, please regain the breath.

1226
00:53:24,219 --> 00:53:27,183
I shall be the angriest man in the room!

1227
00:53:30,614 --> 00:53:34,238
Okay, let's all calm down please.

1228
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:37,162
Excellent idea, Nina, I think
we should all just need to.

1229
00:53:42,896 --> 00:53:43,856
You know what?

1230
00:53:43,857 --> 00:53:45,638
I'm gonna meditate over there

1231
00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:48,783
and trust that the universe
will provide us with a solution.

1232
00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:53,482
- Okay, come here, come here.
- Okay.

1233
00:53:53,483 --> 00:53:56,913
Hey, look, Paul has just taken Mongolia.

1234
00:53:56,914 --> 00:53:59,174
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I see how that's happened.

1235
00:53:59,175 --> 00:54:00,338
- Yeah.
- What you've done

1236
00:54:00,339 --> 00:54:03,397
is you've spread yourself a
bit thin across the board.

1237
00:54:03,398 --> 00:54:04,534
I always do that.

1238
00:54:04,535 --> 00:54:05,918
Yeah, so what what you wanna do

1239
00:54:05,919 --> 00:54:08,387
is kind of bring your troops kind of back to Asia.

1240
00:54:08,388 --> 00:54:09,728
- Oh.
- What am I doing?

1241
00:54:09,729 --> 00:54:11,451
What am I doing? There's
absolutely no time for games.

1242
00:54:11,452 --> 00:54:14,909
Oh, come on, you never have time for games anymore.

1243
00:54:14,910 --> 00:54:17,768
It's just more and more and more breaking things,

1244
00:54:17,769 --> 00:54:18,818
banging, moan!

1245
00:54:18,819 --> 00:54:20,018
Yeah, to be fair, Grant,

1246
00:54:20,019 --> 00:54:21,548
you really have been sucking all the fun

1247
00:54:21,549 --> 00:54:22,508
out of the apocalypse.

1248
00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:25,058
Yes and now you wanna take away the games table,

1249
00:54:25,059 --> 00:54:26,678
the last thing that is connecting us

1250
00:54:26,679 --> 00:54:28,658
to our lives before this, no, I say no!

1251
00:54:28,659 --> 00:54:30,338
How am I the bad guy here?

1252
00:54:30,339 --> 00:54:32,648
I literally saved all of our lives.

1253
00:54:32,649 --> 00:54:34,928
Well, yes, but that doesn't give you reason

1254
00:54:34,929 --> 00:54:37,293
to be a miserable, fun thief.

1255
00:54:40,446 --> 00:54:42,848
So what do you propose we do?

1256
00:54:42,849 --> 00:54:48,985
I propose we go to the military base in Chestnut!

1257
00:54:48,986 --> 00:54:50,836
Chesham.

1258
00:54:50,837 --> 00:54:52,898
Yeah, it's not actually that far from here.

1259
00:54:52,899 --> 00:54:54,248
No, no, you saw what it's like out there,

1260
00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:55,664
it's absolute certain death.

1261
00:54:55,665 --> 00:54:58,147
Yeah, but one of us could go and send help.

1262
00:54:58,148 --> 00:54:58,980
Oh yeah.

1263
00:54:58,981 --> 00:55:01,884
Who's gonna volunteer for that suicide mission?

1264
00:55:06,930 --> 00:55:08,343
I shall go.

1265
00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:11,078
What, Paul?

1266
00:55:11,079 --> 00:55:11,911
Wow!

1267
00:55:11,912 --> 00:55:13,583
You'd do that for us?

1268
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,529
That's very brave.

1269
00:55:16,530 --> 00:55:18,363
What if you die?

1270
00:55:19,230 --> 00:55:24,543
Better to die free than to live in a cage?

1271
00:55:26,711 --> 00:55:27,544
Wow.

1272
00:55:32,908 --> 00:55:33,739
Paul!

1273
00:55:33,740 --> 00:55:35,041
Yes, Paul!

1274
00:55:35,042 --> 00:55:36,554
Paul!

1275
00:55:36,555 --> 00:55:37,388
- Paul!
- Paul!

1276
00:55:38,512 --> 00:55:39,957
Paul!

1277
00:55:39,958 --> 00:55:41,277
Go Paul, go, yes, Paul!

1278
00:55:41,278 --> 00:55:46,148
Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul!

1279
00:55:46,149 --> 00:55:47,626
Yes, I'm power!

1280
00:55:47,627 --> 00:55:48,589
I am man!

1281
00:55:53,730 --> 00:55:54,563
No!

1282
00:55:56,529 --> 00:55:57,612
Ah, ah, ah!

1283
00:56:00,508 --> 00:56:01,341
Oh.

1284
00:56:03,498 --> 00:56:04,638
Oh, dear.

1285
00:56:04,639 --> 00:56:06,470
What have you done?

1286
00:56:11,053 --> 00:56:12,123
I do apologise.

1287
00:56:13,106 --> 00:56:15,368
I don't quite know what came over me.

1288
00:56:15,369 --> 00:56:17,198
It's just that Zuck gave me
this book about masculinity,

1289
00:56:17,199 --> 00:56:19,418
you see and I-

1290
00:56:19,419 --> 00:56:21,548
You ate the last food.

1291
00:56:21,549 --> 00:56:23,858
Yes, no, well, I did get a bit carried, didn't I?

1292
00:56:23,859 --> 00:56:25,628
Well, you'd better hurry to that military base

1293
00:56:25,629 --> 00:56:27,128
and get them to rescue us quickly,

1294
00:56:27,129 --> 00:56:29,198
'cause we're gonna be dead in days now.

1295
00:56:29,199 --> 00:56:30,908
Yes, yes, yes.

1296
00:56:30,909 --> 00:56:32,028
Yes, yes.

1297
00:56:32,029 --> 00:56:33,546
No, well, yes, no, yes.

1298
00:56:33,547 --> 00:56:35,318
Well, come on, chop chop.

1299
00:56:35,319 --> 00:56:36,308
Yes, no, it's just that obviously,

1300
00:56:36,309 --> 00:56:38,648
now that the adrenaline has
sort of gone away and stuff.

1301
00:56:38,649 --> 00:56:39,788
You're not going, are you?

1302
00:56:39,789 --> 00:56:41,288
I just don't think I'm the right person for the job.

1303
00:56:41,289 --> 00:56:44,078
Great, that's great,
Paul. What do we do now?

1304
00:56:44,079 --> 00:56:45,030
Guys!

1305
00:56:45,031 --> 00:56:45,902
I've got it!

1306
00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,527
I know how we can get a message to the military base.

1307
00:56:48,528 --> 00:56:51,548
It just came to me in a flash of divine inspiration.

1308
00:56:51,549 --> 00:56:53,801
I knew the universe would-

1309
00:57:00,158 --> 00:57:01,803
For God's sake, I'll go.

1310
00:57:03,510 --> 00:57:05,288
With Paul, obviously.

1311
00:57:05,289 --> 00:57:06,121
Really?

1312
00:57:06,122 --> 00:57:07,778
Yes.

1313
00:57:07,779 --> 00:57:08,798
Oh, well, my mistake, everyone,

1314
00:57:08,799 --> 00:57:10,838
looks like I will be going after all.

1315
00:57:10,839 --> 00:57:12,488
Lindsey, are you being serious?

1316
00:57:12,489 --> 00:57:14,888
Is this some kind of scheme to steal the bunker?

1317
00:57:14,889 --> 00:57:16,958
Oh yes, that's it, I'm gonna steal the bunker

1318
00:57:16,959 --> 00:57:19,268
by leaving it, thicko.

1319
00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:22,353
The truth is, I feel bad, okay.

1320
00:57:24,660 --> 00:57:26,558
You let us into your little bunker,

1321
00:57:26,559 --> 00:57:30,976
your leechy little neighbours,
and how do we repay you?

1322
00:57:30,977 --> 00:57:33,063
We tried to steal the bunker.

1323
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:39,003
And not only that, when the food started to run out,

1324
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:41,153
I kind of.

1325
00:57:44,355 --> 00:57:46,569
Peanut butter!

1326
00:57:46,570 --> 00:57:47,948
Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme.

1327
00:57:47,949 --> 00:57:49,808
Just, guys, guys, just because there's lots

1328
00:57:49,809 --> 00:57:52,175
doesn't mean that we need to, we just need to, ah, oh, hm.

1329
00:57:52,176 --> 00:57:53,403
Oh, my God, mm!

1330
00:57:55,803 --> 00:57:57,678
Lindsey, why would you do this?

1331
00:57:57,679 --> 00:57:59,963
Because I can't help it, okay.

1332
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:02,613
I'm selfish.

1333
00:58:03,616 --> 00:58:05,553
It's how I was raised.

1334
00:58:07,316 --> 00:58:08,905
When I was growing up,

1335
00:58:08,906 --> 00:58:11,193
I wasn't surrounded by love like you were.

1336
00:58:12,747 --> 00:58:14,390
I was surrounded by...

1337
00:58:15,652 --> 00:58:16,822
Parents.

1338
00:58:22,650 --> 00:58:25,283
Mummy, Daddy, please can I have?

1339
00:58:25,284 --> 00:58:28,111
Lindsey, sweetie, please, no more.

1340
00:58:28,112 --> 00:58:30,305
Please, Mummy and Daddy, I just want to-

1341
00:58:30,306 --> 00:58:32,318
No, sweetie, you've got enough.

1342
00:58:32,319 --> 00:58:33,698
Why?

1343
00:58:33,699 --> 00:58:35,937
Lindsey, sweetie, please.

1344
00:58:35,938 --> 00:58:39,845
But Mummy and Daddy, why can I not have?

1345
00:58:39,846 --> 00:58:43,838
I just want a- - No, Lindsey, we can't afford it.

1346
00:58:43,839 --> 00:58:45,938
We had to remortgage the house.

1347
00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:46,928
Enough.

1348
00:58:46,929 --> 00:58:47,768
No.

1349
00:58:47,769 --> 00:58:48,601
Stop.

1350
00:58:48,602 --> 00:58:49,434
Can't.

1351
00:58:49,435 --> 00:58:50,348
Shan't.

1352
00:58:50,349 --> 00:58:51,420
Won't.

1353
00:58:51,421 --> 00:58:53,913
N-O, Lindsey.

1354
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:56,703
It was torture.

1355
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:04,293
But you are all so kind to us.

1356
00:59:05,864 --> 00:59:07,983
I guess I wanted to be kind back.

1357
00:59:11,730 --> 00:59:15,338
So whatever, the chances are, we won't even make it,

1358
00:59:15,339 --> 00:59:17,553
but if we do, we'll send help.

1359
00:59:19,198 --> 00:59:22,845
I, um, I don't know what to say.

1360
00:59:22,846 --> 00:59:25,714
Don't say anything then, just open the bunker.

1361
00:59:25,715 --> 00:59:27,188
Come on, Paul.

1362
00:59:27,189 --> 00:59:28,208
Rightio.

1363
00:59:28,209 --> 00:59:29,123
Toodle pip.

1364
00:59:30,570 --> 00:59:33,878
It takes a big person to admit all of that, Lindsey.

1365
00:59:33,879 --> 00:59:35,138
Thank you.

1366
00:59:35,139 --> 00:59:39,311
Yeah, um, I, I never would've, um.

1367
00:59:39,312 --> 00:59:41,230
Yeah, thanks, thank you.

1368
00:59:41,231 --> 00:59:43,641
Yeah, thank you.

1369
00:59:43,642 --> 00:59:47,945
I really, really hope you don't get eaten by the foxes.

1370
00:59:47,946 --> 00:59:50,083
Oh, whoa, hey, hey, hey, are you okay?

1371
00:59:50,084 --> 00:59:50,916
Are you okay?
- Oh, she's fine, guys.

1372
00:59:50,917 --> 00:59:52,938
- Okay, yeah, I'm okay.
- Yeah?

1373
00:59:52,939 --> 00:59:54,188
Whoa!
- Oh!

1374
00:59:54,189 --> 00:59:58,463
Stop fussing, fussy little... Fuss.

1375
00:59:59,430 --> 01:00:00,263
Kat?

1376
01:00:02,460 --> 01:00:03,360
What's going on?

1377
01:00:12,488 --> 01:00:13,655
Wakey wakey.

1378
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,889
Somebody's a little bit
sensitive to Valium this morning.

1379
01:00:17,890 --> 01:00:20,548
What, what's going on?

1380
01:00:20,549 --> 01:00:22,756
We finally get to play Rodent Trap.

1381
01:00:22,757 --> 01:00:24,689
I really am terribly sorry about all this.

1382
01:00:24,690 --> 01:00:26,318
What's he doing?

1383
01:00:26,319 --> 01:00:28,800
Just finishing off the last piece of the trap.

1384
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:37,773
What the hell is that?

1385
01:00:38,730 --> 01:00:41,228
Guys, be careful, that looks really dangerous.

1386
01:00:41,229 --> 01:00:42,061
Move me out of the way,

1387
01:00:42,062 --> 01:00:43,628
move me out of the way this instant.

1388
01:00:43,629 --> 01:00:45,818
Yeah, could we also be repositioned as well, please?

1389
01:00:45,819 --> 01:00:46,718
Sure, how can I help?

1390
01:00:46,719 --> 01:00:48,338
If you could just shuffle me a little bit this way?

1391
01:00:48,339 --> 01:00:49,799
Yeah.

1392
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:51,307
Yes, just a little bit more.

1393
01:00:51,308 --> 01:00:52,514
Okay, yeah.

1394
01:00:52,515 --> 01:00:53,581
A little more.

1395
01:00:53,582 --> 01:00:55,508
Oh, for God's sake, why don't you just say it,

1396
01:00:55,509 --> 01:00:57,008
you want us to separate?

1397
01:00:57,009 --> 01:00:58,668
Fine, yes, I want to separate.

1398
01:00:58,669 --> 01:01:00,633
Okay, well, there we go then.

1399
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:05,170
So separate in physical proximity

1400
01:01:05,171 --> 01:01:06,693
or, or in our relationship?

1401
01:01:06,694 --> 01:01:07,791
Could be-
- Paul, could you please

1402
01:01:07,792 --> 01:01:09,578
move me 90 degrees this way?

1403
01:01:09,579 --> 01:01:11,588
- Right, real mature.
- Look, can you two,

1404
01:01:11,589 --> 01:01:13,856
Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, what's happening here?

1405
01:01:13,857 --> 01:01:15,878
Well, basically, I found a way to fix

1406
01:01:15,879 --> 01:01:19,388
the food shortage problem that
also fixes the overcrowding.

1407
01:01:19,389 --> 01:01:20,545
That's so clever.

1408
01:01:20,546 --> 01:01:23,048
Please don't say what I think you're gonna say.

1409
01:01:23,049 --> 01:01:24,608
Well, basically, we just eat you.

1410
01:01:24,609 --> 01:01:28,834
That way, population goes down and food goes up.

1411
01:01:28,835 --> 01:01:30,508
No, no, that's so mean.

1412
01:01:30,509 --> 01:01:32,489
Really, I can only apologise.

1413
01:01:32,490 --> 01:01:34,298
Fine, well, if you don't wanna speak to me,

1414
01:01:34,299 --> 01:01:36,083
I don't wanna speak to you, Paul.

1415
01:01:37,070 --> 01:01:39,418
This isn't happening, this isn't happening.

1416
01:01:39,419 --> 01:01:41,408
Who wants to go first?

1417
01:01:41,409 --> 01:01:43,598
I kind of wanna go first.

1418
01:01:43,599 --> 01:01:45,308
Nina, Nina, don't roll that dice.

1419
01:01:45,309 --> 01:01:47,113
You-you see, she's attached to the cage, to-to-to

1420
01:01:47,114 --> 01:01:48,638
No, no, no, I understand.

1421
01:01:48,639 --> 01:01:50,738
She's attached a big spike to the board

1422
01:01:50,739 --> 01:01:54,153
so whoever lands on the trap
gets killed with the spike.

1423
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:56,823
Still a really fun game.

1424
01:01:58,090 --> 01:01:59,888
Yeah, we did think it was the fairest way

1425
01:01:59,889 --> 01:02:01,099
to decide who goes first.

1426
01:02:01,100 --> 01:02:03,398
I'm having a nightmare, I'm having a nightmare.

1427
01:02:03,399 --> 01:02:05,378
Go on, Paul, give him the dice.

1428
01:02:05,379 --> 01:02:07,508
No, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, you don't have to do this.

1429
01:02:07,509 --> 01:02:09,728
Don't let her make you do it, she's evil.

1430
01:02:09,729 --> 01:02:12,548
She's not evil. She's
maybe a little misunderstood.

1431
01:02:12,549 --> 01:02:15,143
Paul, she wants to kill and eat us, she's pure evil.

1432
01:02:15,144 --> 01:02:17,918
No, no, no, no, you just don't know her like I do.

1433
01:02:17,919 --> 01:02:19,523
She can be really sweet.

1434
01:02:19,524 --> 01:02:20,877
Paul!

1435
01:02:23,729 --> 01:02:24,908
You got a five.

1436
01:02:24,909 --> 01:02:26,408
No, I'm not playing.

1437
01:02:26,409 --> 01:02:27,951
One, two, three, four, five.

1438
01:02:27,952 --> 01:02:30,128
You get a piece of cheese.

1439
01:02:30,129 --> 01:02:31,328
Lucky.

1440
01:02:31,329 --> 01:02:33,693
Well done. Nina, you're next.

1441
01:02:37,410 --> 01:02:39,458
Okay, okay, okay, so this is a bit difficult,

1442
01:02:39,459 --> 01:02:41,498
because if I land on the trap,

1443
01:02:41,499 --> 01:02:44,014
I get hit with the spike and I die,

1444
01:02:44,015 --> 01:02:46,868
but I might also get some cheese.

1445
01:02:46,869 --> 01:02:48,287
No, Nina, wait, wait, wait.

1446
01:02:48,288 --> 01:02:50,147
Yellow please.

1447
01:02:52,380 --> 01:02:54,188
Oh, that's rubbish. I wanna go again.

1448
01:02:54,189 --> 01:02:57,172
No, no, no, I wanna have another go, no.

1449
01:02:57,173 --> 01:02:58,035
With the dice.

1450
01:02:58,036 --> 01:03:00,065
You know what your problem is, Zucky?

1451
01:03:00,066 --> 01:03:01,928
Oh, yes, thank you, honey, break up with me,

1452
01:03:01,929 --> 01:03:03,568
then tell me all of my flaws.

1453
01:03:03,569 --> 01:03:05,126
Your problem, actually, no,

1454
01:03:05,127 --> 01:03:06,968
I've got to say it to your face.

1455
01:03:06,969 --> 01:03:07,883
Paul.

1456
01:03:09,310 --> 01:03:10,461
Ah, no, thank you, Paul,

1457
01:03:10,462 --> 01:03:12,826
I don't feel like a barrage of criticism.

1458
01:03:12,827 --> 01:03:14,884
Your problem is you're entitled.

1459
01:03:14,885 --> 01:03:17,498
I'm entitled?

1460
01:03:17,499 --> 01:03:18,331
I do nothing but give.

1461
01:03:18,332 --> 01:03:20,978
Give? You just want
round-the-clock attention.

1462
01:03:20,979 --> 01:03:22,568
No one's ever taught you any boundaries.

1463
01:03:22,569 --> 01:03:23,401
Oh, yeah, well, there's a fine line

1464
01:03:23,402 --> 01:03:26,695
from where boundaries stop
and, and selfishness begins.

1465
01:03:26,696 --> 01:03:28,298
Are you calling me selfish?

1466
01:03:28,299 --> 01:03:29,810
I'm calling you very selfish.

1467
01:03:29,811 --> 01:03:31,863
I don't need to hear this.

1468
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:33,938
You just need to work out

1469
01:03:33,939 --> 01:03:36,278
whether you want a girlfriend or a nanny.

1470
01:03:36,279 --> 01:03:38,858
Oh, well, if I did want a nanny, I wouldn't hire you,

1471
01:03:38,859 --> 01:03:40,328
unless I'm wanting my little toddlers

1472
01:03:40,329 --> 01:03:41,814
running around all unsupervised,

1473
01:03:41,815 --> 01:03:44,228
putting their little fingers in plug sockets,

1474
01:03:44,229 --> 01:03:45,908
eating shards of glass.

1475
01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:48,698
Excuse me, I would be an incredible nanny.

1476
01:03:48,699 --> 01:03:50,948
I'm a very, very caring person, thank you very much.

1477
01:03:50,949 --> 01:03:52,388
I was a doctor, for Christ's sake.

1478
01:03:52,389 --> 01:03:53,555
Yeah, and you hated it.

1479
01:03:53,556 --> 01:03:55,115
No, I didn't, I just found it very, very tiresome.

1480
01:03:55,116 --> 01:03:57,458
Will you two stop bickering?

1481
01:03:57,459 --> 01:03:58,868
Am I the only one who cares

1482
01:03:58,869 --> 01:04:01,118
we're about to be impaled and eaten?

1483
01:04:01,119 --> 01:04:05,048
No, no, no, no, Paul, I demand that you stand up to her.

1484
01:04:05,049 --> 01:04:06,758
Tell Lindsey this isn't happening.

1485
01:04:06,759 --> 01:04:09,530
I am ordering you to grow a backbone.

1486
01:04:09,531 --> 01:04:11,168
I can't, okay.

1487
01:04:11,169 --> 01:04:12,428
I don't want to do this,

1488
01:04:12,429 --> 01:04:14,918
but it's like she has these mind powers over me.

1489
01:04:14,919 --> 01:04:16,046
I can't resist.

1490
01:04:16,047 --> 01:04:17,489
Everything okay here?

1491
01:04:19,150 --> 01:04:21,432
Little bit of whispering going on.

1492
01:04:26,820 --> 01:04:27,653
Go on then.

1493
01:04:45,579 --> 01:04:47,829
Fight it, Paul, fight it.

1494
01:05:08,770 --> 01:05:11,276
Oh God, please, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

1495
01:05:11,277 --> 01:05:13,593
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please, no!

1496
01:05:15,853 --> 01:05:19,508
Just please don't put me here again.

1497
01:05:19,509 --> 01:05:21,918
I'll-I'll-I'll do anything, I, we-we can make a deal.

1498
01:05:21,919 --> 01:05:24,098
Let's-let's make a deal, listen, listen.

1499
01:05:24,099 --> 01:05:27,728
Um, let's all agree we can eat Zuck.

1500
01:05:27,729 --> 01:05:29,168
What?

1501
01:05:29,169 --> 01:05:31,028
No, let me finish.

1502
01:05:31,029 --> 01:05:35,613
We can eat Zuck, but Nina, Kat and myself go free.

1503
01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:39,908
Are you finished, that's
the deal, is it? That's great.

1504
01:05:39,909 --> 01:05:42,837
No, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, no.

1505
01:05:48,860 --> 01:05:50,134
Thank you.

1506
01:05:50,135 --> 01:05:52,088
Nina, look, I don't think you quite understand

1507
01:05:52,089 --> 01:05:54,606
the danger here.
- I understand.

1508
01:05:54,607 --> 01:05:58,358
But there's not much we can do about it, is there?

1509
01:05:58,359 --> 01:06:00,963
So why worry about something we can't control?

1510
01:06:02,790 --> 01:06:05,163
We might as well make the most out of it.

1511
01:06:06,577 --> 01:06:10,422
And besides, if I do get the spike,

1512
01:06:10,423 --> 01:06:12,068
there's no better way I'd rather go

1513
01:06:12,069 --> 01:06:13,850
than playing board games with you.

1514
01:06:20,590 --> 01:06:21,670
Yay, cheese!

1515
01:06:23,292 --> 01:06:24,938
Oh, I wouldn't worry, Grant,

1516
01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:27,377
I think it's pretty clear that the universe hates me.

1517
01:06:27,378 --> 01:06:28,508
Everyone here knows

1518
01:06:28,509 --> 01:06:29,978
I'm gonna be the one getting that skewer,

1519
01:06:29,979 --> 01:06:32,493
you may as well aim it at my broken heart.

1520
01:06:32,494 --> 01:06:34,908
Oh, you're always playing the victim.

1521
01:06:34,909 --> 01:06:37,538
Paul, I can't take this anymore, swivel me away.

1522
01:06:37,539 --> 01:06:39,098
Oh, no, swivel me away first.

1523
01:06:39,099 --> 01:06:41,433
Oh, for goodness sake, enough of this!

1524
01:06:42,450 --> 01:06:44,438
Listen, the thing about relationships

1525
01:06:44,439 --> 01:06:46,598
is that you've got to-
- Oh, no, thank you, Lindsey.

1526
01:06:46,599 --> 01:06:48,188
We don't want couples counselling

1527
01:06:48,189 --> 01:06:50,108
from the woman trying to murder us.

1528
01:06:50,109 --> 01:06:51,878
Listen, it's very clear to me

1529
01:06:51,879 --> 01:06:53,648
that you both love each other.

1530
01:06:53,649 --> 01:06:56,468
This is just a classic
example of the same qualities

1531
01:06:56,469 --> 01:06:58,448
that initially attracted you to each other

1532
01:06:58,449 --> 01:06:59,408
being the same qualities

1533
01:06:59,409 --> 01:07:02,018
that have driven you nuts over time.

1534
01:07:02,019 --> 01:07:08,048
Your independence, your
sensitivity, opposites attract.

1535
01:07:08,049 --> 01:07:11,108
Some of us are more afraid of abandonment

1536
01:07:11,109 --> 01:07:14,405
and others are more afraid
of losing our independence.

1537
01:07:14,406 --> 01:07:16,178
The question is whether you're willing

1538
01:07:16,179 --> 01:07:18,458
to let the fears of what might happen

1539
01:07:18,459 --> 01:07:20,361
ruin what you currently have.

1540
01:07:23,470 --> 01:07:26,823
Look, I don't have the answers for you,

1541
01:07:27,870 --> 01:07:29,468
but I've seen the way that you two

1542
01:07:29,469 --> 01:07:31,088
chase each other around the garden

1543
01:07:31,089 --> 01:07:33,218
and I'm pretty sure that in those moments,

1544
01:07:33,219 --> 01:07:34,111
you're not thinking,

1545
01:07:34,112 --> 01:07:36,368
"What am I getting from
this relationship?"

1546
01:07:36,369 --> 01:07:39,008
You're thinking, "What can I give

1547
01:07:39,009 --> 01:07:44,090
to this wonderful, beautiful
person that makes me so happy?"

1548
01:07:53,168 --> 01:07:55,381
Paul, it's a three!

1549
01:08:03,118 --> 01:08:05,629
I love you, Zucky Ducky.

1550
01:08:05,630 --> 01:08:08,416
I love you too, Kitty Kat.

1551
01:08:54,938 --> 01:08:56,601
Yeah, yeah!

1552
01:08:57,810 --> 01:08:58,857
Paul.

1553
01:08:58,858 --> 01:08:59,835
That's it.

1554
01:08:59,836 --> 01:09:00,834
Good catch.

1555
01:09:02,910 --> 01:09:06,038
I'm sorry, Lindsey, I can't let you do this.

1556
01:09:06,039 --> 01:09:08,048
Don't you dare defy me, Paul,

1557
01:09:08,049 --> 01:09:09,515
I do defy you, Lindsey.

1558
01:09:10,750 --> 01:09:12,804
I do defy you very much.

1559
01:09:12,805 --> 01:09:15,398
And there is nothing that you can do or say,

1560
01:09:15,399 --> 01:09:19,538
that will make me continue this cruel, cruel game.

1561
01:09:19,539 --> 01:09:21,033
Yes, you tell her.

1562
01:09:22,383 --> 01:09:25,923
Can I have a word with you, please, over there?

1563
01:09:27,630 --> 01:09:28,688
Paul, listen to me.

1564
01:09:28,689 --> 01:09:30,453
No, you listen to me.

1565
01:09:30,454 --> 01:09:32,498
Everything that you just said to Kat and Zuck.

1566
01:09:32,499 --> 01:09:34,718
Oh, don't tell me you took any of that stuff seriously.

1567
01:09:34,719 --> 01:09:35,853
It was spot on.

1568
01:09:36,811 --> 01:09:39,398
Relationships should be
about enriching the lives

1569
01:09:39,399 --> 01:09:40,538
of the person that you're with

1570
01:09:40,539 --> 01:09:43,296
and that is the opposite of what we've got.

1571
01:09:43,297 --> 01:09:45,843
All you ever try to do is control me,

1572
01:09:46,823 --> 01:09:47,763
but no more.

1573
01:09:49,028 --> 01:09:50,618
I don't care if you shout at me.

1574
01:09:50,619 --> 01:09:53,223
I don't wanna be part of this for a second longer.

1575
01:09:56,990 --> 01:09:58,746
Paul.

1576
01:09:58,747 --> 01:10:00,864
Oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey.

1577
01:10:00,865 --> 01:10:02,618
Please don't cry.

1578
01:10:02,619 --> 01:10:04,551
No, no, please don't cry.

1579
01:10:04,552 --> 01:10:05,757
Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh!

1580
01:10:05,758 --> 01:10:07,178
You keep being selfish.

1581
01:10:07,179 --> 01:10:10,110
No, no, no, I really don't think I'm being selfish here.

1582
01:10:10,111 --> 01:10:11,288
You are.

1583
01:10:11,289 --> 01:10:12,938
I really don't think I am, baby.

1584
01:10:12,939 --> 01:10:14,581
You want me to perish?

1585
01:10:14,582 --> 01:10:16,718
Perish? No, is that what you think?

1586
01:10:16,719 --> 01:10:18,608
Oh, no, I don't want you to perish.

1587
01:10:18,609 --> 01:10:20,680
No, whoever said the word
perish? Nobody said perish.

1588
01:10:20,681 --> 01:10:21,518
You said perish.

1589
01:10:21,519 --> 01:10:22,938
I didn't say perish, you said perish.

1590
01:10:22,939 --> 01:10:24,758
Look, it's okay, don't worry.

1591
01:10:24,759 --> 01:10:25,918
Will you help me then?

1592
01:10:25,919 --> 01:10:27,998
Okay, yeah, I'll help you, I'll help you, yeah.

1593
01:10:27,999 --> 01:10:29,498
Just please, just stop crying.

1594
01:10:29,499 --> 01:10:31,418
I'll help you with whatever you need, okay?

1595
01:10:31,419 --> 01:10:33,848
Yeah, yeah, just please, just stop crying for me, okay?

1596
01:10:33,849 --> 01:10:35,493
- Yeah.
- That's it.

1597
01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:37,930
Hey, no, no, no, no.

1598
01:10:39,820 --> 01:10:42,250
I will not succumb to your emotional blackmail.

1599
01:10:43,110 --> 01:10:44,468
Please, Paul.

1600
01:10:44,469 --> 01:10:46,568
Fight it, Paul, stay strong.

1601
01:10:46,569 --> 01:10:47,498
You can do it.

1602
01:10:47,499 --> 01:10:50,403
We're having a private conversation!

1603
01:10:51,540 --> 01:10:55,295
Show me you love me, Paul, drag out the trap.

1604
01:10:55,296 --> 01:10:58,113
No, I won't let you

1605
01:10:59,197 --> 01:11:00,030
manipulate

1606
01:11:01,804 --> 01:11:02,858
me.

1607
01:11:02,859 --> 01:11:04,473
Fine, I'll do it then.

1608
01:11:08,707 --> 01:11:10,255
Oh!

1609
01:11:10,256 --> 01:11:12,152
Yeah!

1610
01:11:12,153 --> 01:11:14,774
Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul!

1611
01:11:14,775 --> 01:11:18,507
Paul, Paul, Paul!
- Yes!

1612
01:11:18,508 --> 01:11:19,773
Paul, Paul, Paul!

1613
01:11:19,774 --> 01:11:21,460
- Yes, yes!
- Paul, Paul, Paul!

1614
01:11:21,461 --> 01:11:22,860
Yes, yes, who's the man?

1615
01:11:22,861 --> 01:11:23,693
Paul!

1616
01:11:23,694 --> 01:11:26,670
- Who's the man? Say.
- Paul!

1617
01:11:26,671 --> 01:11:28,441
- Who's the man? Say.
- Paul, Paul, Paul!

1618
01:11:28,442 --> 01:11:30,087
Who's the man? Say Paul!
♪ Paul, Paul ♪

1619
01:11:30,088 --> 01:11:31,208
Who's the man? Say Paul!

1620
01:11:31,209 --> 01:11:33,353
Who's the Paul, say Paul's
the Paul. Say, who's the man?

1621
01:11:33,354 --> 01:11:35,100
Say Paul's the man.

1622
01:11:35,101 --> 01:11:36,015
No!

1623
01:11:37,469 --> 01:11:40,552
Uh!

1624
01:11:44,477 --> 01:11:45,818
Oh, thank God.

1625
01:11:45,819 --> 01:11:48,098
What do you want from me?

1626
01:11:48,099 --> 01:11:50,175
Zucky, they've turned you into a human kebab!

1627
01:11:50,176 --> 01:11:52,268
Gosh, I'm-I'm so sorry, Zuck.

1628
01:11:52,269 --> 01:11:53,558
That's my bad, that's on me, okay.

1629
01:11:53,559 --> 01:11:55,628
I'm-I'm-I'm gonna fix it, I'm gonna fix it.

1630
01:11:55,629 --> 01:11:56,543
Okay, one.

1631
01:11:57,840 --> 01:11:58,673
Two.

1632
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:00,392
Three.

1633
01:12:01,690 --> 01:12:03,578
Ah, now you're talking, Grants.

1634
01:12:03,579 --> 01:12:05,708
Yeah, well, we'll have a better chance of making it,

1635
01:12:05,709 --> 01:12:06,809
if we all go together, right?

1636
01:12:06,810 --> 01:12:08,858
Is there really no other option?

1637
01:12:08,859 --> 01:12:10,400
Hey, Zucky, what was your plan

1638
01:12:10,401 --> 01:12:12,608
before you got hit with all that wood?

1639
01:12:12,609 --> 01:12:14,498
Oh yeah.

1640
01:12:14,499 --> 01:12:16,448
Yeah, that could still work actually.

1641
01:12:16,449 --> 01:12:19,388
Oh, and I need to get myself
into the right head space, but-

1642
01:12:19,389 --> 01:12:20,221
To do what?

1643
01:12:20,222 --> 01:12:23,133
Well, have you ever heard of astral projection?

1644
01:12:25,277 --> 01:12:26,600
No.

1645
01:12:26,601 --> 01:12:28,771
No, no, no, no, no, no. Ah, no.

1646
01:12:28,772 --> 01:12:30,998
We're taking our chances with the foxes.

1647
01:12:30,999 --> 01:12:32,223
Are you sure?

1648
01:12:33,153 --> 01:12:34,748
Absolutely not.

1649
01:12:34,749 --> 01:12:36,638
It's very unlikely we'll make it,

1650
01:12:36,639 --> 01:12:38,915
but it's just a risk we're gonna have to take.

1651
01:12:38,916 --> 01:12:42,758
No, you know what,
Grants? I'm not worried.

1652
01:12:42,759 --> 01:12:44,198
I have faith in-
- If you say you have faith

1653
01:12:44,199 --> 01:12:45,698
in the universe, Zuck, I swear I'm gonna-

1654
01:12:45,699 --> 01:12:48,458
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I'm done with the universe.

1655
01:12:48,459 --> 01:12:50,588
No, you hear that?

1656
01:12:50,589 --> 01:12:51,698
No, I'm done with you.

1657
01:12:51,699 --> 01:12:53,330
No, I have faith in you, Grant.

1658
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:55,240
You'll get us there,

1659
01:12:56,670 --> 01:12:57,503
Oh.

1660
01:12:58,459 --> 01:12:59,553
Thanks.

1661
01:13:00,673 --> 01:13:02,174
Well, I have faith in you.

1662
01:13:02,175 --> 01:13:04,199
Not as much faith as I have in you.

1663
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:09,738
No, I have more faith in you.

1664
01:13:09,739 --> 01:13:11,228
Great, shall we go?

1665
01:13:11,229 --> 01:13:13,358
Oh, let's not forget about Lindsey, everyone.

1666
01:13:13,359 --> 01:13:16,478
Can't leave Lindsey here all on her own, trapped here.

1667
01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:18,968
No, Lindsey's learned her lesson.

1668
01:13:18,969 --> 01:13:20,858
She promises to be a team player from now on.

1669
01:13:20,859 --> 01:13:23,247
So, hooray, it's a happy ending.

1670
01:13:23,248 --> 01:13:25,395
Come on, everyone, let's get out of here.

1671
01:13:25,396 --> 01:13:27,113
Lindsey, sweetheart.

1672
01:13:27,114 --> 01:13:30,818
If we make it there alive, we'll send help, okay.

1673
01:13:30,819 --> 01:13:33,876
Until then, you're on your own.

1674
01:13:38,734 --> 01:13:40,023
Paul.

1675
01:13:40,024 --> 01:13:40,938
Paul!

1676
01:13:42,238 --> 01:13:44,956
Don't you dare leave me here!

1677
01:13:44,957 --> 01:13:46,265
Okay, let's go.

1678
01:13:46,266 --> 01:13:47,911
Paul, come back.

1679
01:13:47,912 --> 01:13:49,160
Hey, monkey.

1680
01:13:50,459 --> 01:13:51,597
I'm proud of you.

1681
01:13:51,598 --> 01:13:53,729
Paul, you've forgotten Lindsey.

1682
01:13:53,730 --> 01:13:56,885
What about Lindsey? She's
still here, she's still here.

1683
01:13:58,377 --> 01:14:00,327
What about Lindsey, Paul.

1684
01:14:00,328 --> 01:14:03,522
Paul, you've taken yourself
away from Paul and Lindsey.

1685
01:14:03,523 --> 01:14:05,551
Now it's just Lindsey.

1686
01:14:05,552 --> 01:14:06,466
Paul!

1687
01:14:07,435 --> 01:14:09,708
Uh!

1688
01:14:11,239 --> 01:14:12,852
Where did you go?

1689
01:14:12,853 --> 01:14:15,267
Paul, it's just Lindsey now.

1690
01:14:16,492 --> 01:14:18,358
Lindsey all alone!

1691
01:14:18,359 --> 01:14:22,256
♪ I never knew the sun
was a long lost friend ♪

1692
01:14:22,257 --> 01:14:26,405
♪ I never knew you lose
the time you can't spend ♪

1693
01:14:26,406 --> 01:14:30,374
♪ I always thought I'd be all
right, so let's just pretend ♪

1694
01:14:30,375 --> 01:14:34,938
♪ We're only setting out
and nowhere near the end ♪

1695
01:14:34,939 --> 01:14:38,990
♪ Freedom calls and it's so, so sweet ♪

1696
01:14:38,991 --> 01:14:42,830
♪ Freedom calls and it's all you can eat ♪

1697
01:14:51,378 --> 01:14:54,649
♪ It's calling you over the hill ♪

1698
01:14:54,650 --> 01:14:58,788
♪ It's dragging you down,
expending your will ♪

1699
01:14:58,789 --> 01:15:02,270
♪ Check over your shoulder
if you wanna survive ♪

1700
01:15:02,271 --> 01:15:07,352
♪ She's a stone cold killer
and she'll eat you alive ♪

1701
01:15:07,900 --> 01:15:11,611
♪ Freedom calls but it comes at a cost ♪

1702
01:15:11,612 --> 01:15:16,693
♪ Freedom calls when you've already lost ♪

1703
01:15:17,914 --> 01:15:31,920
♪ Freedom calls ♪

1704
01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:44,334
♪ Freedom calls ♪