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It was just a nightmare.

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Oh my gosh.

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It felt so real, like
there was somebody

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in my room next to my bed.

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I saw someone like a human
form backlit by the lumen, lu--

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Ah, shit.

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What's the line?

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The luminescent moon trickling
through the gauzy curtains

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shrouding my window.

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Oh, it's a stupid line.

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Okay, again.

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Ah--

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Oh shit.

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Hello.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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I didn't think you'd answer.

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Yeah, I didn't mean to.

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I wasn't sure if you
were still awake.

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What's the time
difference over there?

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No, it's only
like 10:00 PM.

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Well, it's 1:00 PM here.

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The funeral is at
3:00, and I don't know,

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there's a part of me that
just thought you would change

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your mind and you'd show up.

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Yeah, well I'm, you know,
kind of in another country.

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I'm working a lot of odd jobs
and stuff, I'm busy.

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And sleeping on
strangers sofas, I hear.

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Um,

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well, he's not a
stranger anymore.

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And, yes, we met on
a couchsurfing app,

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but he's really cool.

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He's not, like, some
creep or something,

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and he's gay, so chill.

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Okay.

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So are you, like, still trying
to act or influence or--

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Trying.

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Wow, thank you so
much for the support.

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That's not
how I meant it.

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I still watch all
of your videos.

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I just watched the <i>My
Summer in Paris</i> one.

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Oh, okay cool.

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So I've got one viewer, woo.

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Yeah, and your camera work
is getting a lot better,

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and you look happy.

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Well, I am happy.

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Are you?

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Yeah.

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Or are you just a
really good actress?

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Well, that too.

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Okay, so anything else, Lila?

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Um.

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You know, you can admit that you
have feelings about all of this.

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Well, yes, I do have feelings.

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Hate is a feeling, isn't it.

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Don't say that.

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That's true.

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If she treated you the
same way she treated me,

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you didn't have to stay
there and watch her unravel.

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You can admit that
she was a shitty mom.

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It's okay to hate someone
even though they're dead.

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Hey, look, I got to go.

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I got to go finish
this audition, okay?

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I'll talk to you later.

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Have a good day.

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Shipshape.

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Accept.

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Hey, you guys, it's James,
and guess what, I'm in Paris.

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<i>Welcome back to my channel.</i>

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<i>If you're new here,
I am an American</i>

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<i>in Paris for the next
three or four months,</i>

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<i>and I can't wait for you guys
to join me on this journey.</i>

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Come along.

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<i>I am loving my summer so far.</i>

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Fit check.

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<i>This place, it's magical.</i>

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<i>And I'm living with the
coolest guy named Dash.</i>

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<i>He's fabulous.</i>

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<i>And most nights when
he's not bar-tending</i>

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<i>at the hippest spot in
Paris, we go dancing</i>

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<i>and then we stuff up on the most
delectable wines and pastas.</i>

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<i>Oh, and look at the view
from our apartment.</i>

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<i>It has the cutest
little courtyard.</i>

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<i>And then you walk out,
and this is our street.</i>

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62 views.

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Yippee.

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Dash, say hi.

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No.

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Come on.
It's for my channel.

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How would you like a camera in
your face all the time 24/7?

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Oh wait, you'd love it.

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I'm assuming catering
didn't go well tonight.

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No.

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First of all, this guy spilled
his Bloody Mary all over me,

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and then I ran out of
gas on the way home.

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Oh, no.

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Can you imagine how
embarrassing that was?

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I mean, me climbing out it with
a stained catering uniform only

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to be able to fill up a fourth
of my tank with crinkled ones

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that I made out of tips.

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Oh, gosh.

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Why don't you just tell your
dad that you like, overextended?

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No, you, out of all
people, should be happy.

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I'm too prideful to do that
because you'd be homeless.

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Rude.

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Okay, help me.

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How do I get more
subscribers on my channel?

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Who cares?

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I care.

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You know what your problem is?

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You just haven't
found your voice.

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Like, what is your brand?

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Like, you're an actress?

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You're a travel vlogger?

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You're a yogi who does makeup?

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I don't know.

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I mean, I just want to make
content that people like.

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Why don't you make
content you like?

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Because I don't
know what I like.

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I've been taking care of
my mom at home for years,

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and now I'm finally
out and look at me.

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I'm no closer to figuring
out who I am than when

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I was living for somebody else.

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And now you're going to live
for a bunch of strangers online?

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By the way, rents up.

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Oh surprised.

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About rent, so I'm just like,
a little short right now,

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but I got a gig, a cleaning gig
this weekend in the countryside,

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and it's supposed
to pay really well,

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which is going to
be my next question.

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Can I please borrow your car?

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No.

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Gas is so much cheaper
than the train.

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And the more money I save, the
quicker I can pay you back.

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What's the address?

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Um...

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that.

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What?

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Oh, shit.

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That's going to take me forever.

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That's huge.

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Do you know what this place is?

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No, should I?

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This is Murder Castle.

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If you want the views, this
might be your ticket, baby.

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Good morning, guys.

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Welcome to my channel.

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Today, I'm doing a little
bit of a rebranding

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because I found myself
with a unique opportunity.

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So I hope you guys are
ready because today we

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are going on a ghost hunt.

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Okay, I admit I've never done
anything like this before,

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but I've always really
liked spooky things.

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My Halloween costumes have
always been like,

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super legendary,
not to toot my own horn.

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This video, as you see, it's
titled <i>The No Go Chateau.</i>

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I admit I didn't really know
anything about Murder Castle

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until my roommate
told me about it,

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but I have done so
much research now,

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and I have all of these amazing
supplies for ghost hunting.

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This is an EVP I got,
Electronic Voice Phenomenon.

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So what happened
to being broke?

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Um, this was like 15 bucks, chill.

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Well, I've never seen
a maid so dressed up.

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I know I look cute, right.

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I wanted to look
good for my channel.

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At least it's not a
French maid costume.

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Yeah, at least I'm
not like a nude maid.

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Oh, my God.

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My eyes are allergic to
breasts and vaginas, so--

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Keys please.

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Listen, the keychain my dad
got me is kind of sharp.

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Oh.

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Eiffel Tower.

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Cute.

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Don't make me regret this.

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Thanks, Dash.

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All right, you guys,
we're almost there.

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Murder Castle is about two
hours outside of Paris,

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so it's been quite a trek,
but it's going to be worth it.

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And as you guys just saw,
I put some aerial footage

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of the French countryside.

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Just ignore the watermark,
because I don't really--

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stock footage is so
expensive, and this shit

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isn't monetized yet.

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All right.

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And now, editor, which
will be yours truly,

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let's insert the spooky
research portion of the video.

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Give them a little
background on Murder Castle.

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Bwahaha.

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Whoa!

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There's no way out.

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There's no electricity, no
phone, no one within miles.

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So no way to call for help.

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Like your coffin.

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One rumored spirit,
is Reginald Poirot.

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A few years back, an
avid hunter, this man

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was often known to disappear
for days at a time,

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pursuing the perfect kill.

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Shhh [speaks French].

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His last known whereabouts
were, you guessed it,

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the woods near the chateau.

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Now, there are
many more specters

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rumored to haunt these halls,
but perhaps the property's most

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famous ghost is Pia Monroe.

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One day in 1986,

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she was out walking her
beloved Baguette.

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When, according
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the dog slipped out of
his harness and bolted.

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Pia chased him,
apparently all the way here.

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And after that, she nor the
dog were ever seen again.

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Oh, shit let's go.

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All right,

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so the interesting thing
about Murder Castle compared

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to other, you know, supposed
haunted houses is

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that there's no evidence that
anybody actually died there.

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Cops have scoured the
place over and over again,

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and all these people,
they've just vanished.

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So let's go see if
we can find them.

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Geez, dick.

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All right, you guys,
I have a little

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pit stop before we get there.

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I was able to track
down a former gardener.

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Wish me luck.

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Sorry.

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Yes.

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Hi.

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Are you Fleur Prescott?

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Yes.

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Hi.

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My name is James.

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I was wondering if
you'd be willing to talk

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to me about your time
at Murder Castle.

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I'd be delighted to.

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How is my hair?

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It's beautiful.

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And the sweater?

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I could change.

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No, no, no.
It's perfect.

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Okay.

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This is truly so
wonderful for me.

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I can't tell you
how many times I

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have tried to tell my story
to those who could help,

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primarily the cops,
but no one listens.

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All right well,
let's dive right in.

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You want to go ahead
and introduce yourself?

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Fleur Prescott.

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Thank you, Fleur.

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And tell us, what is your
connection to Murder Castle.

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I was hired to do some
gardening one summer.

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What happened?

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Well, at first I
thought I was alone,

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but on the very
first day, I started

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seeing people peering out
from windows, walking past

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from the corner of my eye.

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00:11:48.882 --> 00:11:55.192
And then this young woman, she,
she approached me and asked me

258
00:11:55.192 --> 00:11:57.107
if I had seen her dog.

259
00:11:57.107 --> 00:11:59.022
And why was that strange?

260
00:11:59.022 --> 00:12:01.068
Well, I recognized her.

261
00:12:01.068 --> 00:12:04.767
The woman, I had
seen her on the news.

262
00:12:05.986 --> 00:12:07.639
She went missing.

263
00:12:07.639 --> 00:12:08.771
Pia.

264
00:12:08.771 --> 00:12:10.120
Exactly.

265
00:12:10.120 --> 00:12:13.863
So naturally, I hightailed
it out of there,

266
00:12:13.863 --> 00:12:15.038
and I told the police.

267
00:12:15.038 --> 00:12:16.213
And what did they say?

268
00:12:21.088 --> 00:12:22.872
They laughed at me.

269
00:12:23.655 --> 00:12:24.874
They laughed?

270
00:12:25.832 --> 00:12:27.398
Yes, dear.

271
00:12:27.398 --> 00:12:33.709
They laughed because Pia went
missing nearly 20 years earlier.

272
00:12:33.709 --> 00:12:37.365
I told them she was young,
mid-20s at the latest,

273
00:12:37.365 --> 00:12:39.933
and they just laughed and said
that she would be in her 40s

274
00:12:39.933 --> 00:12:41.021
by now.

275
00:12:42.631 --> 00:12:44.415
And then how did
you interpret that?

276
00:12:44.415 --> 00:12:46.374
What you experienced there?

277
00:12:48.332 --> 00:12:51.466
I didn't have to
interpret anything.

278
00:12:51.466 --> 00:12:52.510
It was clear.

279
00:12:54.991 --> 00:12:56.210
She was a ghost.

280
00:12:58.865 --> 00:13:00.518
They all were.

281
00:13:01.345 --> 00:13:04.131
Be sure to let me know when I
can watch the video, will you?

282
00:13:04.131 --> 00:13:06.307
Maybe I'll throw
a viewing party.

283
00:13:06.307 --> 00:13:07.656
Definitely will do.

284
00:13:08.918 --> 00:13:12.704
Can I ask what made you
dig into this story?

285
00:13:12.704 --> 00:13:14.054
Well, I'm going there.

286
00:13:14.054 --> 00:13:15.707
I've been hired to
clean the place.

287
00:13:18.362 --> 00:13:20.016
I don't want to give you this.

288
00:13:20.016 --> 00:13:21.278
Don't go to that place.

289
00:13:21.278 --> 00:13:23.585
It's evil monologue.

290
00:13:23.585 --> 00:13:26.936
But just know, not
all of those spirits

291
00:13:26.936 --> 00:13:29.286
are simply looking
for a lost dog.

292
00:13:30.722 --> 00:13:32.855
I believe the house
is collecting souls,

293
00:13:32.855 --> 00:13:34.248
so don't be one of them.

294
00:13:44.301 --> 00:13:45.955
Shitty service will
take care of that.

295
00:13:45.955 --> 00:13:48.566
<i>The destination
is on your left.</i>

296
00:13:48.566 --> 00:13:51.700
The owner said they'd leave
the gate open for me.

297
00:13:52.396 --> 00:13:54.877
Based on all the videos
and blogs I've seen,

298
00:13:54.877 --> 00:13:56.096
this is where all you would be

299
00:13:56.096 --> 00:13:58.054
ghost hunters would
have to turn back.

300
00:13:58.054 --> 00:13:59.186
But not me.

301
00:14:03.843 --> 00:14:06.019
Thank you.

302
00:14:06.019 --> 00:14:07.324
Sorry, I don't--

303
00:14:08.108 --> 00:14:09.500
I don't, I don't
have any cash.

304
00:14:09.500 --> 00:14:10.632
No cash.

305
00:14:10.632 --> 00:14:11.676
Sorry.

306
00:14:19.728 --> 00:14:21.338
So creepy.

307
00:14:21.338 --> 00:14:23.253
What the heck is he doing
al the way out here?

308
00:14:32.697 --> 00:14:34.961
Just like that the rain starts.

309
00:14:36.005 --> 00:14:37.267
Of course.

310
00:14:40.357 --> 00:14:41.358
Oh, my God.

311
00:14:43.317 --> 00:14:44.318
This is crazy.

312
00:15:03.772 --> 00:15:04.991
It's huge.

313
00:15:10.648 --> 00:15:11.649
We're here.

314
00:15:25.011 --> 00:15:28.101
Very few people have been
through that door, at least

315
00:15:28.101 --> 00:15:30.277
those who have lived
to tell the tale.

316
00:15:30.277 --> 00:15:32.975
Stay tuned as you see a
peek behind the curtain.

317
00:15:33.454 --> 00:15:35.499
Oh shit.

318
00:15:43.681 --> 00:15:46.380
Hi, bonjour.

319
00:15:47.816 --> 00:15:48.817
Bonjour.

320
00:15:49.165 --> 00:15:50.775
- Can I help you?
- Uh.

321
00:15:50.775 --> 00:15:54.214
Yeah, I'm James from
Shipshape, the app.

322
00:15:54.214 --> 00:15:55.302
James?

323
00:15:56.129 --> 00:15:58.131
I was expecting a man.

324
00:15:58.131 --> 00:16:00.655
Yeah, I get that a lot.

325
00:16:00.655 --> 00:16:02.962
Only joking.
I read your profile.

326
00:16:02.962 --> 00:16:05.312
Andrea Bardot, welcome.

327
00:16:05.312 --> 00:16:07.183
I appreciate you
coming all this way.

328
00:16:07.183 --> 00:16:08.315
Yeah, it's my pleasure.

329
00:16:08.315 --> 00:16:10.186
Please come in.

330
00:16:12.188 --> 00:16:13.407
Oh wow.

331
00:16:14.016 --> 00:16:15.452
This is huge.

332
00:16:15.452 --> 00:16:18.281
It's been in the
family for quite some time.

333
00:16:18.281 --> 00:16:20.022
I have some business in
the city this weekend,

334
00:16:20.022 --> 00:16:22.894
so thought it would be a good
time to tidy the place up.

335
00:16:22.894 --> 00:16:25.462
My husband liked to keep
it spotless after he spent

336
00:16:25.462 --> 00:16:27.073
so much time on renovations.

337
00:16:27.073 --> 00:16:28.161
Oh yeah.

338
00:16:28.161 --> 00:16:29.684
So you're, you're married?

339
00:16:29.684 --> 00:16:31.642
Widowed, sadly.

340
00:16:31.642 --> 00:16:32.730
Oh I'm, I'm so sorry.

341
00:16:33.688 --> 00:16:35.516
So you live alone then?

342
00:16:35.516 --> 00:16:37.431
You could say that.

343
00:16:38.388 --> 00:16:39.781
So you are American?

344
00:16:39.781 --> 00:16:42.697
Yeah, I'm just
here for the summer

345
00:16:42.697 --> 00:16:45.569
and decided to stay
through the autumn too.

346
00:16:45.569 --> 00:16:47.267
It's cold.

347
00:16:47.267 --> 00:16:49.921
Please set your things
down and I'll show you around.

348
00:16:49.921 --> 00:16:51.097
Sure.

349
00:16:51.097 --> 00:16:52.663
Why don't we
start upstairs?

350
00:16:52.663 --> 00:16:54.926
Your profile, it mentioned
that you're fresh as a daisy.

351
00:16:54.926 --> 00:16:56.493
No friends or family?

352
00:16:56.493 --> 00:16:59.844
I guess I'm just trying
to reconnect with myself.

353
00:16:59.844 --> 00:17:02.543
As you'll see, there
are a number of common spaces--

354
00:17:02.543 --> 00:17:04.675
seven bathrooms
and eight bedrooms.

355
00:17:04.675 --> 00:17:06.721
In this closet are
the fresh linens,

356
00:17:06.721 --> 00:17:08.636
and you will find
your room right here

357
00:17:08.636 --> 00:17:09.985
at the top of the stairs.

358
00:17:15.121 --> 00:17:16.905
Oh, my God.

359
00:17:16.905 --> 00:17:19.212
Wait until you guys
see this place.

360
00:17:19.212 --> 00:17:20.691
It's crazy.

361
00:17:20.691 --> 00:17:23.825
I wasn't expecting it to
be so beautiful, but it is.

362
00:17:23.825 --> 00:17:26.175
I'm trying to be quiet
because I don't want the owner

363
00:17:26.175 --> 00:17:28.482
to see me or see the cameras.

364
00:17:28.482 --> 00:17:30.397
Did you guys hear
what she said when

365
00:17:30.397 --> 00:17:32.703
I was like, so you live alone?

366
00:17:32.703 --> 00:17:35.097
She was like, you
could say that.

367
00:17:35.097 --> 00:17:37.491
She's talking about ghosts?

368
00:17:38.492 --> 00:17:39.884
Okay, I'm going to go.

369
00:17:39.884 --> 00:17:43.149
So she doesn't think
that I'm taking a number two.

370
00:17:43.149 --> 00:17:44.193
Okay.

371
00:17:46.021 --> 00:17:47.196
Fake flush.

372
00:17:55.987 --> 00:17:59.861
Well, I believe I've given you
all the cleaning instructions.

373
00:17:59.861 --> 00:18:01.254
I'll get out of your hair.

374
00:18:01.254 --> 00:18:03.212
I'll return tomorrow
evening, so in the meantime,

375
00:18:03.212 --> 00:18:07.173
if you need anything or have any
questions, feel free to call me.

376
00:18:07.173 --> 00:18:08.348
Number's on the fridge.

377
00:18:08.348 --> 00:18:10.654
All right, will do.
Thank you.

378
00:18:10.654 --> 00:18:13.266
Oh, and you'll find out
that service is spotty out here,

379
00:18:13.266 --> 00:18:16.704
so there's a landline in the
attic, should you need it.

380
00:18:16.704 --> 00:18:18.749
Sorry, you
said the attic?

381
00:18:18.749 --> 00:18:20.534
It's odd,
I know.

382
00:18:20.534 --> 00:18:22.449
It's just that the ringing
sets off my migraines,

383
00:18:22.449 --> 00:18:25.452
so I relocated it somewhere
it wouldn't be a bother.

384
00:18:25.452 --> 00:18:27.149
Well, I'm off.

385
00:18:27.149 --> 00:18:28.716
All right,
have a great time.

386
00:18:32.676 --> 00:18:33.895
Interesting chick.

387
00:18:39.422 --> 00:18:40.423
Oops.

388
00:18:50.955 --> 00:18:51.956
Who could that be?

389
00:18:58.833 --> 00:19:00.617
I forget to
tell you that

390
00:19:00.617 --> 00:19:02.184
the pantry is
fully stocked.

391
00:19:02.184 --> 00:19:04.230
Help yourself to anything.

392
00:19:04.230 --> 00:19:06.101
Thank you,
thank you so much.

393
00:19:06.101 --> 00:19:07.798
You're, you're filming?

394
00:19:07.798 --> 00:19:10.758
I was just trying to video chat
my sister, but you're right,

395
00:19:10.758 --> 00:19:13.064
service is really spotty.

396
00:19:13.064 --> 00:19:15.371
I do
apologize about that.

397
00:19:15.371 --> 00:19:17.852
Well, now I'm really off.

398
00:19:17.852 --> 00:19:19.070
Take care.

399
00:19:23.858 --> 00:19:26.513
All right, you guys,
the owner is gone.

400
00:19:26.513 --> 00:19:28.079
Let me show you something.

401
00:19:28.079 --> 00:19:29.472
Look at this.

402
00:19:30.995 --> 00:19:33.737
Hands free.

403
00:19:33.737 --> 00:19:36.218
How hilarious is this?

404
00:19:36.218 --> 00:19:37.611
I found it online.

405
00:19:37.611 --> 00:19:39.352
It was, it was really expensive,
but I'm just going

406
00:19:39.352 --> 00:19:41.354
to return it afterwards.
Shhh.

407
00:19:41.354 --> 00:19:42.703
And I've got this app, too.

408
00:19:42.703 --> 00:19:44.400
It's called Flipvid.

409
00:19:44.400 --> 00:19:46.881
It gets front facing and back
facing camera at the same time.

410
00:19:46.881 --> 00:19:50.058
Shout out Flipvid, if you
wanna collab after this.

411
00:19:50.058 --> 00:19:52.191
And then most
importantly, I've got

412
00:19:52.191 --> 00:19:55.106
this light for all the other
darker areas of the property.

413
00:19:56.499 --> 00:19:58.632
So bright.

414
00:19:58.632 --> 00:20:00.199
And here's my room.

415
00:20:00.199 --> 00:20:02.026
Check it.

416
00:20:02.026 --> 00:20:03.463
I was so surprised.

417
00:20:03.463 --> 00:20:05.595
I didn't think that there
would be a room this cute.

418
00:20:05.595 --> 00:20:07.989
Look at that chandelier.

419
00:20:08.381 --> 00:20:10.296
Flickering light.

420
00:20:10.296 --> 00:20:11.340
That's weird.

421
00:20:12.385 --> 00:20:14.082
All right, oh,

422
00:20:14.082 --> 00:20:16.780
and the footsteps earlier,
before you guys write me off

423
00:20:16.780 --> 00:20:19.566
as an amateur, just
know that I searched

424
00:20:19.566 --> 00:20:21.394
every single square
inch of this floor

425
00:20:21.394 --> 00:20:22.743
and I didn't find anything.

426
00:20:22.743 --> 00:20:25.920
So for now, we're just
going to say old pipes.

427
00:20:25.920 --> 00:20:28.052
Innocent until proven guilty.

428
00:20:28.052 --> 00:20:30.838
This Murder Castle.

429
00:20:31.926 --> 00:20:32.927
All right.

430
00:20:32.927 --> 00:20:34.276
It's time for the grand tour.

431
00:21:05.046 --> 00:21:07.440
Whoa.

432
00:21:07.440 --> 00:21:09.703
Sun is out, but
it's still freezing.

433
00:21:12.358 --> 00:21:14.621
Oh. here we go.

434
00:21:14.621 --> 00:21:16.579
Look at this.

435
00:21:16.579 --> 00:21:19.103
Shutters definitely
need some work.

436
00:21:21.018 --> 00:21:22.237
Oof.

437
00:21:25.371 --> 00:21:29.549
I think there's something like
40,000 chateaus in France.

438
00:21:30.550 --> 00:21:32.203
Look, treehouse.

439
00:21:33.292 --> 00:21:34.293
I want to see it.

440
00:21:35.555 --> 00:21:36.730
Oh.

441
00:21:37.383 --> 00:21:39.689
I always wanted a
treehouse when I was a kid.

442
00:21:43.389 --> 00:21:45.565
Uh, this property is huge.

443
00:21:45.565 --> 00:21:47.654
There are so many things to see.

444
00:21:48.524 --> 00:21:49.873
I was going to
say, I wonder what

445
00:21:49.873 --> 00:21:54.661
they're growing in here,
but just shrubs, clearly.

446
00:21:57.664 --> 00:21:58.708
Look at the ceiling.

447
00:22:02.146 --> 00:22:03.539
It's so--

448
00:22:03.539 --> 00:22:04.584
Hello.

449
00:22:08.457 --> 00:22:10.329
Hello who's there?

450
00:22:11.504 --> 00:22:12.505
Excuse me.

451
00:22:18.162 --> 00:22:19.555
What?

452
00:22:19.555 --> 00:22:20.600
Hello.

453
00:22:28.434 --> 00:22:31.350
Bonjour.

454
00:22:31.350 --> 00:22:33.134
Oh it's okay,
you can come in.

455
00:22:33.134 --> 00:22:34.875
Oh, no, no, no.

456
00:22:35.266 --> 00:22:36.833
No, really, it's okay.

457
00:22:36.833 --> 00:22:38.922
No, I don't go there.

458
00:22:38.922 --> 00:22:40.228
Au revoir.

459
00:22:40.228 --> 00:22:42.012
Weren't you just--

460
00:22:45.276 --> 00:22:48.149
Ooh, let's go check that out.

461
00:22:52.806 --> 00:22:56.418
Interior dark barn day.

462
00:22:57.637 --> 00:23:00.422
I can test out my lights here.

463
00:23:12.434 --> 00:23:13.435
So much crap in here.

464
00:23:16.482 --> 00:23:17.439
What is that?

465
00:23:28.711 --> 00:23:30.452
Oh, okay.

466
00:23:30.452 --> 00:23:31.888
Oh, my gosh.

467
00:23:31.888 --> 00:23:32.933
My God.

468
00:23:32.933 --> 00:23:34.238
I am spooking myself.

469
00:23:34.238 --> 00:23:37.198
Okay, all right, that's
enough barn for me.

470
00:23:37.198 --> 00:23:38.199
Oh my gosh.

471
00:23:38.199 --> 00:23:39.461
Look what I found.

472
00:23:39.461 --> 00:23:41.594
There's donkeys.

473
00:23:41.594 --> 00:23:43.596
Hi.

474
00:23:43.596 --> 00:23:45.598
Can I pet you?

475
00:23:45.598 --> 00:23:47.208
Oh my gosh.

476
00:23:47.208 --> 00:23:48.514
Hi.

477
00:23:49.428 --> 00:23:50.429
Hi, baby.

478
00:23:51.734 --> 00:23:53.910
Oh, look at the little bangs.

479
00:23:54.955 --> 00:23:56.130
Okay, when I was
doing my research,

480
00:23:56.130 --> 00:23:57.740
I found these really
creepy pictures.

481
00:23:57.740 --> 00:23:59.002
How funny is this?

482
00:23:59.002 --> 00:24:00.395
Okay, I'm going to show
you on my laptop.

483
00:24:00.395 --> 00:24:02.789
You recognize something?

484
00:24:02.789 --> 00:24:04.007
Look at that.

485
00:24:04.007 --> 00:24:05.618
I found the same spot.

486
00:24:05.618 --> 00:24:06.662
You guys see this?

487
00:24:09.360 --> 00:24:10.666
Hmm.

488
00:24:11.014 --> 00:24:14.365
Like she's clearly
overlapping such bad editing,

489
00:24:14.365 --> 00:24:16.455
so that's obviously fake.

490
00:24:16.455 --> 00:24:20.371
But now we are going to get
to the real spooky stuff.

491
00:24:41.915 --> 00:24:44.439
Gotta fix my lipstick
before the next shot.

492
00:24:46.528 --> 00:24:47.964
There's a quote.

493
00:24:47.964 --> 00:24:50.227
It's like, during the day,
I don't believe in ghosts.

494
00:24:50.227 --> 00:24:53.143
At night, I'm a little
bit more open minded.

495
00:24:53.143 --> 00:24:54.841
It's definitely me right now.

496
00:24:54.841 --> 00:24:55.885
Okay, guys.

497
00:24:55.885 --> 00:24:57.539
EVP.

498
00:24:57.539 --> 00:24:59.236
If you're a true ghost hunter,
you already know what this is.

499
00:24:59.236 --> 00:25:03.414
But if you don't, it basically
picks up on spirits talking.

500
00:25:03.414 --> 00:25:05.199
I found this recording
online that's

501
00:25:05.199 --> 00:25:08.028
claims to be from Murder Castle.

502
00:25:08.028 --> 00:25:10.857
So, let me show you
what it's all about.

503
00:25:33.619 --> 00:25:34.794
17.

504
00:25:34.794 --> 00:25:35.795
What could that mean?

505
00:25:37.318 --> 00:25:39.755
Let's go see if
anyone's feeling chatty.

506
00:25:40.582 --> 00:25:42.584
Gonna set the mood first.

507
00:25:42.584 --> 00:25:44.978
It's got some red lights.

508
00:25:49.896 --> 00:25:53.116
All right, let's see.

509
00:25:58.818 --> 00:26:02.735
Are there any
spirits in this room?

510
00:26:02.735 --> 00:26:04.519
Did you die in this home?

511
00:26:07.043 --> 00:26:08.479
Are you friendly?

512
00:26:10.960 --> 00:26:13.006
Do you want me here?

513
00:26:14.355 --> 00:26:15.486
Okay.

514
00:26:15.486 --> 00:26:16.879
Let's listen to it back.

515
00:26:20.622 --> 00:26:22.842
<i>Are there any
spirits in this room?</i>

516
00:26:25.061 --> 00:26:26.585
<i>Did you die in this home?</i>

517
00:26:29.849 --> 00:26:30.980
<i>Are you friendly?</i>

518
00:26:33.983 --> 00:26:35.202
<i>Do you want me here?</i>

519
00:26:38.727 --> 00:26:40.294
Whew, okay.

520
00:26:40.294 --> 00:26:41.730
Thank God.

521
00:26:43.079 --> 00:26:44.385
Oh wait, I have an idea.

522
00:26:45.734 --> 00:26:48.302
Okay, so I boosted the
volume of the recording

523
00:26:48.302 --> 00:26:49.912
because in all the
videos I've seen,

524
00:26:49.912 --> 00:26:51.348
people seem to only
hear communications

525
00:26:51.348 --> 00:26:53.655
from the spirit world when
the sound is amplified.

526
00:26:53.655 --> 00:26:55.439
So, here we go.

527
00:26:58.791 --> 00:27:00.444
<i>Are there any
spirits in this room?</i>

528
00:27:03.012 --> 00:27:04.535
<i>Did you die in this home?</i>

529
00:27:07.451 --> 00:27:08.452
<i>Are you friendly?</i>

530
00:27:13.022 --> 00:27:14.937
That's weird.

531
00:27:14.937 --> 00:27:16.199
<i>Do you want me here?</i>

532
00:27:20.160 --> 00:27:22.510
<i>Do you want to die?</i>

533
00:27:22.510 --> 00:27:24.686
Did that just say
what I think it said?

534
00:27:24.686 --> 00:27:26.688
I'm going to turn the
volume up even more.

535
00:27:30.518 --> 00:27:33.477
<i>Do you want to die?</i>

536
00:27:33.913 --> 00:27:35.175
Do you want to die?

537
00:27:40.528 --> 00:27:41.529
What was that?

538
00:27:52.496 --> 00:27:53.846
Of course.

539
00:28:18.000 --> 00:28:19.698
Okay.

540
00:28:19.698 --> 00:28:21.351
That's really weird.

541
00:28:22.178 --> 00:28:24.050
I asked the spirits,

542
00:28:24.050 --> 00:28:25.878
do you want me here?

543
00:28:25.878 --> 00:28:27.706
And now the front door is open.

544
00:28:27.706 --> 00:28:30.447
So if that's not a sign,
I don't know what is.

545
00:28:30.447 --> 00:28:32.058
So this has been
really fun, guys,

546
00:28:32.058 --> 00:28:33.712
but I'm going to
pack my shit and go.

547
00:28:49.684 --> 00:28:50.729
Shit.

548
00:28:50.729 --> 00:28:52.295
I don't have the keys.

549
00:28:52.295 --> 00:28:53.601
Holy crap, you guys.

550
00:28:53.601 --> 00:28:55.342
I have to admit, I
did not think anything

551
00:28:55.342 --> 00:28:56.604
was going to happen here.

552
00:29:08.094 --> 00:29:09.095
Oh, my God.

553
00:29:16.232 --> 00:29:17.364
I see a light.

554
00:29:20.541 --> 00:29:22.021
Wait a second.

555
00:29:22.021 --> 00:29:24.588
How did I end up back here?

556
00:29:24.588 --> 00:29:25.633
No.

557
00:29:33.641 --> 00:29:34.642
Okay.

558
00:29:37.601 --> 00:29:39.125
I don't understand.

559
00:29:39.125 --> 00:29:40.866
I'm right back where I started?

560
00:29:45.348 --> 00:29:47.046
It's so good, right?

561
00:29:47.046 --> 00:29:48.612
I've been editing it
throughout the day.

562
00:29:48.612 --> 00:29:51.093
The jump scare totally
works, I think.

563
00:29:51.093 --> 00:29:52.834
No but the whole like running
away and ending up back

564
00:29:52.834 --> 00:29:55.881
at the house thing, that's been
done in like every horror film.

565
00:29:55.881 --> 00:29:57.317
So what?

566
00:29:57.317 --> 00:30:00.146
And this mask, has
totally messed up my hair.

567
00:30:00.146 --> 00:30:01.756
No, but it looks
so good on camera.

568
00:30:01.756 --> 00:30:02.801
Look.

569
00:30:06.587 --> 00:30:09.851
So at this point, we're
letting the viewers

570
00:30:09.851 --> 00:30:11.810
know we faked the ghosts.

571
00:30:11.810 --> 00:30:13.420
Kind of kills the mystery.

572
00:30:13.420 --> 00:30:15.378
No, because I was thinking,
even if nothing else happens,

573
00:30:15.378 --> 00:30:17.772
the entire time that I'm here,
which come on, let's be honest,

574
00:30:17.772 --> 00:30:19.818
nothing's going to
happen, then at least we

575
00:30:19.818 --> 00:30:21.515
can start the video with a bang.

576
00:30:21.515 --> 00:30:23.125
Yeah, but what if the
owner sees the video?

577
00:30:23.125 --> 00:30:25.867
She's going to be pissed that
you didn't ask for permission.

578
00:30:25.867 --> 00:30:27.347
Dude, she has a landline.

579
00:30:27.347 --> 00:30:29.392
I doubt she's online
watching influencer's videos.

580
00:30:29.392 --> 00:30:31.177
Okay, so you are an
influencer now.

581
00:30:31.177 --> 00:30:33.353
Yeah, I'm a micro influencer.

582
00:30:33.353 --> 00:30:34.920
Isn't this editing
software so good?

583
00:30:34.920 --> 00:30:36.835
It's so easy to use.
My sister got it for me.

584
00:30:36.835 --> 00:30:38.184
I love it.

585
00:30:38.184 --> 00:30:40.664
That, that Fleur chick,
she was amazing.

586
00:30:40.664 --> 00:30:41.883
I know.

587
00:30:41.883 --> 00:30:43.276
Dude, she was willing
to do it for free.

588
00:30:43.276 --> 00:30:44.538
Found her on a casting site.

589
00:30:44.538 --> 00:30:46.018
She just wanted
demo reel footage.

590
00:30:48.107 --> 00:30:49.543
<i>She was a ghost.</i>

591
00:30:51.806 --> 00:30:53.286
<i>They all were.</i>

592
00:30:53.286 --> 00:30:54.983
Oh, what about the delivery guy?

593
00:30:54.983 --> 00:30:57.899
Oh, no, that guy, he was real.

594
00:30:57.899 --> 00:30:59.031
Based on all the vlogs

595
00:30:59.031 --> 00:31:00.467
and videos I've seen,

596
00:31:00.467 --> 00:31:02.861
this is where all you would
be ghost hunters would--

597
00:31:02.861 --> 00:31:05.124
Dash, you're in the frame.

598
00:31:05.124 --> 00:31:06.734
- Okay.
- Dash get down.

599
00:31:06.734 --> 00:31:08.344
The owner is going to
see you, seriously.

600
00:31:08.344 --> 00:31:09.737
Oh my god, you're so demanding.

601
00:31:09.737 --> 00:31:11.434
And I'm supposed to look
like I by myself in here.

602
00:31:13.132 --> 00:31:16.048
I also have some content of me
putting on that ghost getup,

603
00:31:16.048 --> 00:31:17.484
if you want it.

604
00:31:17.484 --> 00:31:20.356
Okay, but I have to show
you one more video first.

605
00:31:21.227 --> 00:31:23.751
Come on,
shake it and let's go.

606
00:31:24.447 --> 00:31:26.885
You have to film everything?

607
00:31:27.929 --> 00:31:29.235
Don't worry.

608
00:31:29.235 --> 00:31:30.540
I don't think the zoom is
strong enough to pick up

609
00:31:30.540 --> 00:31:32.107
your little naughty bits.

610
00:31:32.107 --> 00:31:35.110
Listen, you need a wide angle
lens for all of this, baby.

611
00:31:35.110 --> 00:31:36.285
Okay?

612
00:31:38.592 --> 00:31:39.941
Maybe I should split
the video in half,

613
00:31:39.941 --> 00:31:42.074
like post the first episode,
get everybody really

614
00:31:42.074 --> 00:31:43.727
hyped thinking it's
real, and then we

615
00:31:43.727 --> 00:31:46.078
can post a second episode
explaining how we did it,

616
00:31:46.078 --> 00:31:49.124
and then everybody will think
that I'm a really good actress.

617
00:31:50.517 --> 00:31:53.128
Or do you think it will go
more viral if we just post it

618
00:31:53.128 --> 00:31:54.825
as a real, genuine haunting?

619
00:31:56.175 --> 00:31:57.437
Hmm.

620
00:31:57.437 --> 00:31:59.700
Oh, well I forgot to show
you something.

621
00:31:59.700 --> 00:32:01.049
What?

622
00:32:01.049 --> 00:32:03.486
Okay, so, earlier, I was
going through my footage,

623
00:32:03.486 --> 00:32:05.053
- Uh huh.
- and I noticed something.

624
00:32:05.053 --> 00:32:06.359
Did you find something?

625
00:32:06.359 --> 00:32:12.321
Yeah, if you zoom in
here, you just see--Bang!

626
00:32:12.321 --> 00:32:13.888
Oh, my gosh.

627
00:32:13.888 --> 00:32:16.064
I look amazing.

628
00:32:16.064 --> 00:32:17.936
Oh my God.

629
00:32:17.936 --> 00:32:19.415
You get me every single time.

630
00:32:19.415 --> 00:32:21.548
So you thought I was going
to zoom in something scary,

631
00:32:21.548 --> 00:32:23.985
but you know the only scary
thing is how sexy I look.

632
00:32:23.985 --> 00:32:26.118
Stupid, you're so stupid.

633
00:32:26.118 --> 00:32:28.337
Gosh, you know what, it's fine.

634
00:32:28.337 --> 00:32:29.643
You're helping me so much.

635
00:32:29.643 --> 00:32:30.949
Thank you, seriously thank you

636
00:32:30.949 --> 00:32:32.689
for coming and doing
this with me.

637
00:32:32.689 --> 00:32:35.344
Bitch listen, I only came here
to see the inside of this place,

638
00:32:35.344 --> 00:32:38.347
but honestly, it's
not even that creepy.

639
00:32:38.347 --> 00:32:39.870
It's kind of a let
down, actually.

640
00:32:39.870 --> 00:32:42.308
Well yeah, it's because it's
not actually abandoned.

641
00:32:42.308 --> 00:32:45.833
Somebody lives here, and
we still have to clean it.

642
00:32:45.833 --> 00:32:48.183
We?

643
00:32:48.183 --> 00:32:49.619
You're not going to help me.

644
00:32:49.619 --> 00:32:51.143
Hell, no.

645
00:32:51.143 --> 00:32:52.753
First of all, I have a gig
first thing in the morning.

646
00:32:52.753 --> 00:32:55.843
And can you imagine if she
showed up and saw me here?

647
00:32:55.843 --> 00:32:57.366
No, no.

648
00:32:57.366 --> 00:32:59.978
But I am gonna stay for
one last attempt at real ghost

649
00:32:59.978 --> 00:33:03.851
hunting, after I take a piss.

650
00:33:03.851 --> 00:33:05.331
Love you.
I'll be back.

651
00:33:05.331 --> 00:33:07.420
All right.
Have fun.

652
00:33:07.420 --> 00:33:09.248
Meet me downstairs, okay?

653
00:33:12.642 --> 00:33:15.558
James is gonna
love this.

654
00:33:31.183 --> 00:33:32.575
Very funny, James.

655
00:33:41.106 --> 00:33:42.107
James.

656
00:33:45.762 --> 00:33:46.763
James.

657
00:33:52.291 --> 00:33:53.379
What the?

658
00:33:57.861 --> 00:33:58.949
James.

659
00:33:58.949 --> 00:34:00.212
I'm downstairs.

660
00:34:07.393 --> 00:34:08.350
Hey, baby.

661
00:34:08.350 --> 00:34:10.135
Oh, my God.
Dash.

662
00:34:10.135 --> 00:34:12.746
I want to weasel
into your pants.

663
00:34:12.746 --> 00:34:14.617
Ewww!

664
00:34:14.617 --> 00:34:16.141
- Look at this.
- Dude, be careful.

665
00:34:16.141 --> 00:34:17.403
That's taxidermy.

666
00:34:17.403 --> 00:34:18.882
- Give him a kiss.
- It's super expensive.

667
00:34:18.882 --> 00:34:21.407
That, that is a sick
little--

668
00:34:21.407 --> 00:34:22.582
Our little buddy.

669
00:34:22.582 --> 00:34:24.236
You know those were
alive at one time.

670
00:34:24.236 --> 00:34:25.585
I mean, I am aware.

671
00:34:25.585 --> 00:34:28.109
All right, here we go.

672
00:34:28.109 --> 00:34:32.853
Lights off for the atmosphere.

673
00:34:32.853 --> 00:34:35.203
Oh, atmosphere.

674
00:34:36.248 --> 00:34:37.771
All right so,

675
00:34:37.771 --> 00:34:39.816
you know some weird moves
from your older yoga videos,

676
00:34:39.816 --> 00:34:40.904
yeah?

677
00:34:40.904 --> 00:34:42.950
Dash, where are you
going with this?

678
00:34:42.950 --> 00:34:46.214
Okay, so I was thinking we
take some shots of you, like,

679
00:34:46.214 --> 00:34:49.652
doing these weird, twisty,
bendy contortion moves like--

680
00:34:51.698 --> 00:34:53.047
- Yeah.
- People find that shit

681
00:34:53.047 --> 00:34:54.657
- so freaky.
- Yeah with this?

682
00:34:54.657 --> 00:34:56.529
With this sexy,
big, ol' harness on?

683
00:34:56.529 --> 00:34:58.052
Yeah, with that.

684
00:34:58.052 --> 00:35:00.620
Oh yeah, that'll, that'll
really, that'll really go viral.

685
00:35:00.620 --> 00:35:03.362
It's a good look.

686
00:35:03.362 --> 00:35:04.972
- You really love it.
- Wait, wait.

687
00:35:04.972 --> 00:35:08.454
Or why don't you do it since
you love Downward Dog so much.

688
00:35:08.454 --> 00:35:09.585
Oh!

689
00:35:09.585 --> 00:35:11.457
Gladly, it's my specialty.

690
00:35:13.285 --> 00:35:15.852
No, for real, the way you
doctored that recording earlier,

691
00:35:15.852 --> 00:35:16.766
genius.

692
00:35:16.766 --> 00:35:17.898
I mean I had to.

693
00:35:17.898 --> 00:35:19.291
This EVP stuff is
literally bullshit.

694
00:35:19.291 --> 00:35:21.162
It's a scam.

695
00:35:22.207 --> 00:35:24.339
Okay, ask.

696
00:35:24.339 --> 00:35:27.473
Is there a spirit in this room?

697
00:35:32.086 --> 00:35:33.740
Come on, let's go over here.

698
00:35:41.965 --> 00:35:43.489
All right, um,

699
00:35:44.403 --> 00:35:46.535
did anyone die in this house?

700
00:35:55.109 --> 00:35:56.284
Come here.

701
00:36:02.638 --> 00:36:04.292
Are you friendly?

702
00:36:11.647 --> 00:36:12.996
Come on.

703
00:36:15.825 --> 00:36:19.351
Do you want this ass?
Oh, oh, oh.

704
00:36:22.005 --> 00:36:23.659
If there are any spirits
they're gonna kill us.

705
00:36:23.659 --> 00:36:24.921
Yeah, they do,
yeah, they do.

706
00:36:24.921 --> 00:36:26.140
- Like for real.
- Okay, wait, wait.

707
00:36:26.140 --> 00:36:27.315
Let's, let's do it, let's
do it together.

708
00:36:27.315 --> 00:36:28.621
All right wait.

709
00:36:29.578 --> 00:36:32.712
Do you want us here?

710
00:36:40.763 --> 00:36:42.374
Okay, play it back full volume.

711
00:36:42.374 --> 00:36:44.158
It's all the way up.

712
00:36:44.158 --> 00:36:45.594
Okay.

713
00:36:45.594 --> 00:36:47.901
<i>Is there a
spirit in this room?</i>

714
00:36:50.599 --> 00:36:53.036
<i>Did anyone die
in his house?</i>

715
00:36:56.170 --> 00:36:57.911
<i>Are you friendly?</i>

716
00:36:59.826 --> 00:37:03.090
<i>Do you want
this ass? Oh, oh, oh.</i>

717
00:37:06.180 --> 00:37:07.442
<i>If there are any spirits
they're gonna kill us.</i>

718
00:37:07.442 --> 00:37:09.096
<i>Yeah, they do.
Yeah, they do.</i>

719
00:37:09.096 --> 00:37:10.619
- <i>Like for real.</i>
- <i>Okay, wait, wait.</i>

720
00:37:10.619 --> 00:37:11.490
<i>Let's, let's do it, let's
do it together.</i>

721
00:37:11.490 --> 00:37:12.273
<i>All right wait.</i>

722
00:37:12.273 --> 00:37:14.797
<i>Do you want us here?</i>

723
00:37:18.018 --> 00:37:19.498
Whoa!

724
00:37:19.498 --> 00:37:21.282
Oh, my God.

725
00:37:21.282 --> 00:37:23.241
Dash, are you kidding me?

726
00:37:23.241 --> 00:37:24.720
- You are so--
- Again?

727
00:37:24.720 --> 00:37:25.765
So easy to scare you.

728
00:37:25.765 --> 00:37:27.114
I keep falling for that.

729
00:37:27.114 --> 00:37:28.594
Gosh.

730
00:37:28.594 --> 00:37:30.422
Guys, she's the scared-iest
cat in the whole world.

731
00:37:30.422 --> 00:37:31.945
No, I'm not.
I'm not afraid.

732
00:37:31.945 --> 00:37:33.251
I don't believe in
this like he does.

733
00:37:33.251 --> 00:37:34.252
Yes, she does, she does.

734
00:37:34.252 --> 00:37:35.601
Gosh.

735
00:37:35.601 --> 00:37:38.604
Okay, so once again, nothing.

736
00:37:39.344 --> 00:37:40.736
Well, lame.

737
00:37:40.736 --> 00:37:44.784
Ooh, EVP is bullshit.

738
00:37:44.784 --> 00:37:46.394
All right, you
guys, well, do not

739
00:37:46.394 --> 00:37:49.832
forget to like and subscribe
to the most boring video ever.

740
00:37:51.094 --> 00:37:52.139
All right.

741
00:37:52.139 --> 00:37:53.271
Keys.

742
00:37:53.271 --> 00:37:54.489
Gladly.

743
00:37:54.489 --> 00:37:57.405
This stupid thing
keeps poking me anyway.

744
00:37:57.405 --> 00:37:58.493
I warned you.

745
00:37:58.493 --> 00:38:00.147
Yeah, you actually did.

746
00:38:01.366 --> 00:38:02.454
Okay, well.

747
00:38:02.454 --> 00:38:04.804
Are you sure you
don't want to stay?

748
00:38:04.804 --> 00:38:06.153
There's like eight bedrooms.

749
00:38:06.153 --> 00:38:07.937
Are you telling me that
you're afraid to stay

750
00:38:07.937 --> 00:38:09.504
in this big, bad house alone?

751
00:38:09.504 --> 00:38:10.549
No.

752
00:38:10.549 --> 00:38:12.246
It's okay.
I'll let it slide.

753
00:38:12.246 --> 00:38:13.552
Okay, well, I'm going to
be here to scoop you up

754
00:38:13.552 --> 00:38:14.988
tomorrow, so just call me.

755
00:38:14.988 --> 00:38:16.294
With what?

756
00:38:16.294 --> 00:38:18.078
There's no Wi-Fi or service.

757
00:38:18.078 --> 00:38:20.994
Can you imagine if we planned a
live stream, I'd be so screwed?

758
00:38:20.994 --> 00:38:24.345
Could you imagine how many
people wouldn't have watched it?

759
00:38:24.345 --> 00:38:26.304
You shush-- you shush up.

760
00:38:26.304 --> 00:38:27.479
Listen, you can use
the landline.

761
00:38:27.479 --> 00:38:28.828
Unh unh.

762
00:38:28.828 --> 00:38:31.091
I draw the line at going
up to the spooky attic.

763
00:38:31.091 --> 00:38:34.007
Well, then just go
during the day, then.

764
00:38:34.007 --> 00:38:35.704
Well, I offered some options.

765
00:38:35.704 --> 00:38:37.271
Okay, whatever.

766
00:38:37.271 --> 00:38:38.490
All right, ta ta.

767
00:38:38.490 --> 00:38:39.882
Au revoir.

768
00:38:42.711 --> 00:38:44.365
Are you okay?

769
00:38:44.365 --> 00:38:46.889
Yeah, I'm fine.

770
00:38:46.889 --> 00:38:49.675
I'll be all good, don't worry.

771
00:38:49.675 --> 00:38:52.286
I mean, like, I know
you're fine here but,

772
00:38:53.331 --> 00:38:54.984
like the, the mom stuff.

773
00:38:55.985 --> 00:38:57.204
Ah.

774
00:38:57.944 --> 00:39:02.209
Dash, I'm holding up.

775
00:39:02.209 --> 00:39:04.167
- Thanks.
- Okay.

776
00:39:04.167 --> 00:39:07.649
I feel like I need to
hug right now, but--

777
00:39:07.649 --> 00:39:09.608
- Yeah, you want to hug me?
- Yeah.

778
00:39:09.608 --> 00:39:12.872
You want to hug
me, with my, with my device?

779
00:39:12.872 --> 00:39:14.047
Okay.

780
00:39:14.047 --> 00:39:16.310
It's a weapon of
mass destruction.

781
00:39:16.310 --> 00:39:18.443
Okay, all right.

782
00:39:18.443 --> 00:39:20.401
I'm going now, I'm going outside

783
00:39:20.401 --> 00:39:22.098
Okay.

784
00:39:22.098 --> 00:39:25.406
Wait, Dash, please don't
forget to record yourself

785
00:39:25.406 --> 00:39:26.451
on the way out.

786
00:39:26.451 --> 00:39:28.104
I really want to edit that in.

787
00:39:29.192 --> 00:39:30.716
I got you.

788
00:39:31.586 --> 00:39:32.674
Woo.

789
00:39:32.674 --> 00:39:35.242
But you will owe me residuals.

790
00:39:35.242 --> 00:39:36.765
No contract, no deal.

791
00:39:36.765 --> 00:39:38.550
Then you will be
hearing from my lawyers.

792
00:39:38.550 --> 00:39:39.638
Okay, have them call me.

793
00:39:39.638 --> 00:39:40.900
Bye.
Be safe.

794
00:39:40.900 --> 00:39:42.031
Bye.

795
00:39:43.163 --> 00:39:44.556
All right.

796
00:39:44.556 --> 00:39:46.993
Just you and
me now.

797
00:39:48.037 --> 00:39:52.738
Or just me and the house.

798
00:39:55.871 --> 00:39:57.612
Okay, I definitely don't
feel like cleaning yet.

799
00:39:58.874 --> 00:40:00.615
I could go check the EVP.

800
00:40:02.748 --> 00:40:03.836
Ooh.

801
00:40:04.314 --> 00:40:06.708
Okay, I am filming myself,
James.

802
00:40:06.708 --> 00:40:07.753
Happy?

803
00:40:10.495 --> 00:40:11.974
Oh my God, it's so creepy.

804
00:40:15.500 --> 00:40:17.371
Ooh, spooky.

805
00:40:18.503 --> 00:40:20.679
Have fun in there,
all alone tonight.

806
00:40:21.680 --> 00:40:24.117
<i>Do you want us here?</i>

807
00:40:30.950 --> 00:40:32.560
Boosted the sound.

808
00:40:32.560 --> 00:40:35.302
I know that we're here for ghost
hunting, but I got to admit,

809
00:40:35.302 --> 00:40:38.087
I'm a little relieved that
there's not anything on there.

810
00:40:41.526 --> 00:40:42.483
What was that?

811
00:41:01.328 --> 00:41:03.461
Well, I guess I'm going
up to the attic.

812
00:41:06.855 --> 00:41:08.030
Oh shit.

813
00:41:14.646 --> 00:41:16.343
It's kind of funny.

814
00:41:18.214 --> 00:41:21.827
Usually, when I'm on video,
there's another man present.

815
00:41:21.827 --> 00:41:22.915
And we're both naked.

816
00:41:25.526 --> 00:41:26.484
All right.

817
00:41:36.189 --> 00:41:37.190
Whew.

818
00:41:37.973 --> 00:41:39.105
All righty.

819
00:41:39.105 --> 00:41:40.149
Okay.

820
00:42:02.955 --> 00:42:04.739
Might be the owner calling.

821
00:42:12.878 --> 00:42:14.270
So cold in here.

822
00:42:22.627 --> 00:42:24.933
Okay, I'm coming,
I'm coming.

823
00:42:37.380 --> 00:42:38.381
Hello.

824
00:42:42.255 --> 00:42:43.517
Hello.

825
00:42:43.517 --> 00:42:45.475
Is anyone there?

826
00:42:45.475 --> 00:42:46.738
<i>Jamesie.</i>

827
00:42:49.305 --> 00:42:50.655
Who is this?

828
00:42:50.655 --> 00:42:53.179
<i>Why didn't you come see me?</i>

829
00:42:53.179 --> 00:42:56.356
<i>I called you every week.</i>

830
00:42:56.356 --> 00:43:01.013
<i>I tried to fix things,
but you wouldn't answer.</i>

831
00:43:01.013 --> 00:43:02.841
<i>You never answered.</i>

832
00:43:05.191 --> 00:43:06.758
Is this is some kind of prank?

833
00:43:06.758 --> 00:43:09.238
<i>They put me in a box, Jamesie.</i>

834
00:43:09.238 --> 00:43:11.719
<i>Painted me up like a doll.</i>

835
00:43:11.719 --> 00:43:16.985
<i>They fixed me up so well, you
couldn't even see the hole</i>

836
00:43:16.985 --> 00:43:18.900
<i>in the back of my skull.</i>

837
00:43:25.211 --> 00:43:26.212
Dash.

838
00:43:30.172 --> 00:43:31.478
Dash, was that you?

839
00:43:36.004 --> 00:43:38.180
If that was you,
that's not cool.

840
00:43:49.191 --> 00:43:50.192
Okay.

841
00:43:50.889 --> 00:43:54.153
So I don't know what that was.

842
00:44:02.030 --> 00:44:03.771
I'm not answering that again.

843
00:44:06.208 --> 00:44:10.430
That's just a little bit too
much communication for me.

844
00:44:16.610 --> 00:44:18.960
Oh, it's dark
over here.

845
00:44:18.960 --> 00:44:21.920
All right James, you better
hope this is worth it,

846
00:44:21.920 --> 00:44:26.272
and that your video takes off
because this driving ain't it.

847
00:44:28.491 --> 00:44:29.971
What's with that?

848
00:44:31.973 --> 00:44:33.758
All right, James,
you screwing with me?

849
00:44:33.758 --> 00:44:36.630
I, am gonna kill you.

850
00:44:44.943 --> 00:44:46.248
Woo, okay.

851
00:44:46.248 --> 00:44:48.555
All right, well, that's
enough filming for me.

852
00:44:48.555 --> 00:44:49.991
Dash signing off.

853
00:44:57.129 --> 00:44:58.826
Isn't this cute?

854
00:45:00.045 --> 00:45:02.134
Probably gonna have to come
out with some merch of my own

855
00:45:02.134 --> 00:45:04.223
after all of this.

856
00:45:04.223 --> 00:45:08.836
Probably do, like a spooky
old landline as a logo, huh.

857
00:45:23.851 --> 00:45:24.852
Out.

858
00:45:24.852 --> 00:45:27.420
- Oh, there she is.
- Hi, hello.

859
00:45:27.420 --> 00:45:29.335
Oh, my God.
You look so hot.

860
00:45:29.335 --> 00:45:30.597
Really, too much, too little?

861
00:45:30.597 --> 00:45:31.685
No, it's perfect.

862
00:45:31.685 --> 00:45:32.860
It's so perfect.

863
00:45:32.860 --> 00:45:34.253
Are you sure I
should go out tonight?

864
00:45:34.253 --> 00:45:35.907
Yes, oh, my gosh.

865
00:45:35.907 --> 00:45:37.082
It's your best
friend's birthday.

866
00:45:37.082 --> 00:45:38.561
You have to have
some sort of life.

867
00:45:38.561 --> 00:45:40.128
I know.
Okay, okay.

868
00:45:40.128 --> 00:45:41.956
Which earrings?

869
00:45:41.956 --> 00:45:43.131
- Left for sure.
- Left.

870
00:45:43.131 --> 00:45:44.350
- Hoops, hoops, hoops, hoops.
- Okay.

871
00:45:44.350 --> 00:45:46.526
- Thank you.
- Okay, say hi.

872
00:45:46.526 --> 00:45:47.919
Is this what I have to do?

873
00:45:47.919 --> 00:45:50.138
Now it is to be famous,
is just show--

874
00:45:50.138 --> 00:45:52.314
- And wear nothing--
- Yes, that's right.

875
00:45:52.314 --> 00:45:54.055
- Oh gosh.
- Oh.

876
00:45:56.188 --> 00:45:59.060
Girls.

877
00:45:59.060 --> 00:46:03.412
God, I've been ringing
this thing forever.

878
00:46:03.412 --> 00:46:05.023
Okay.

879
00:46:05.023 --> 00:46:08.026
Listen, if you could just be a
little bit patient with her.

880
00:46:08.026 --> 00:46:09.897
She doesn't feel good.

881
00:46:09.897 --> 00:46:11.856
Don't look at me like that.

882
00:46:11.856 --> 00:46:13.161
Coming, Mom.

883
00:46:36.837 --> 00:46:38.534
Okay.

884
00:46:39.361 --> 00:46:42.625
Well, there's no way I could
fall asleep right now, so.

885
00:46:42.625 --> 00:46:47.630
Let's go downstairs and see if
I can find something, like wine.

886
00:46:52.070 --> 00:46:54.681
Update, made it to the kitchen.

887
00:46:54.681 --> 00:46:56.901
I was looking everywhere
because I thought

888
00:46:56.901 --> 00:46:59.381
they might have a wine
cellar and maybe I missed it,

889
00:46:59.381 --> 00:47:01.166
but no, no wine cellar.

890
00:47:01.166 --> 00:47:02.994
But it's okay.

891
00:47:02.994 --> 00:47:04.517
If I didn't like
the attic, I doubt

892
00:47:04.517 --> 00:47:07.259
I would like the
basement either.

893
00:47:07.259 --> 00:47:10.828
But I did find a
half bottle of wine.

894
00:47:10.828 --> 00:47:14.179
So let's get this party started.

895
00:47:16.964 --> 00:47:19.314
Hmm, oh.

896
00:47:19.749 --> 00:47:22.013
An old radio.

897
00:47:22.013 --> 00:47:23.884
Let's see if it works.

898
00:48:19.374 --> 00:48:21.333
Pain au chocolat.

899
00:48:23.944 --> 00:48:26.294
Morning, guys.

900
00:48:26.294 --> 00:48:27.730
I'm so freaking tired.

901
00:48:27.730 --> 00:48:30.429
I stayed up way too
late last night.

902
00:48:30.429 --> 00:48:32.692
I think I drank too
much wine, but I

903
00:48:32.692 --> 00:48:35.434
did get a lot of cleaning
done, so that's good,

904
00:48:35.434 --> 00:48:38.959
and I still woke up early
to get that really cool time

905
00:48:38.959 --> 00:48:42.615
lapse for you guys,
so hope you enjoy it.

906
00:48:42.615 --> 00:48:44.660
<i>Oh, and I've been holding
out on you guys,</i>

907
00:48:44.660 --> 00:48:47.750
<i>so I found some footage
online before I left Paris.</i>

908
00:48:47.750 --> 00:48:51.189
<i>Someone clearly flew a
drone over the property.</i>

909
00:48:52.755 --> 00:48:53.756
<i>Isn't it epic?</i>

910
00:48:57.630 --> 00:48:59.588
I think I've had enough of this.

911
00:48:59.588 --> 00:49:01.199
I've got a lot more
cleaning to do.

912
00:49:01.199 --> 00:49:03.810
It's just a little bit
too sweet for my taste.

913
00:49:10.860 --> 00:49:12.036
What the heck?

914
00:49:29.923 --> 00:49:30.924
There's nothing.

915
00:49:36.408 --> 00:49:38.236
Let's do some dusting.

916
00:49:46.200 --> 00:49:47.549
So much cool stuff in here.

917
00:49:55.209 --> 00:49:56.558
Blah.

918
00:49:57.864 --> 00:49:58.865
Ooh.

919
00:50:04.131 --> 00:50:05.132
So pretty.

920
00:50:09.876 --> 00:50:11.878
The attic windows
can just stay dirty.

921
00:50:20.887 --> 00:50:23.672
These look like they've
never been cleaned before.

922
00:50:23.672 --> 00:50:24.760
All right.

923
00:50:24.760 --> 00:50:27.807
Last room, the
master's quarters.

924
00:50:27.807 --> 00:50:32.072
She said I can only go in
to go change the sheets, so.

925
00:50:32.072 --> 00:50:34.118
Oh, it's so dark.

926
00:50:34.118 --> 00:50:35.380
Think I'm gonna open these.

927
00:50:37.121 --> 00:50:38.165
Oh.

928
00:50:41.995 --> 00:50:42.996
Much better.

929
00:50:45.738 --> 00:50:48.567
Unh unh, no, absolutely not.

930
00:50:48.567 --> 00:50:50.699
Nope, unh unh, we're
not doing that.

931
00:50:53.702 --> 00:50:55.182
Okay.

932
00:50:55.182 --> 00:50:56.444
Much better.

933
00:50:58.751 --> 00:50:59.752
Oh.

934
00:51:01.971 --> 00:51:03.712
Let's see.

935
00:51:03.712 --> 00:51:05.149
Oh, wow.

936
00:51:06.585 --> 00:51:07.586
Hmm.

937
00:51:10.110 --> 00:51:12.417
That must be the husband.

938
00:51:12.417 --> 00:51:13.722
So old school.

939
00:51:17.465 --> 00:51:19.337
Gonna make this
bed real quick.

940
00:51:30.870 --> 00:51:32.306
Hey, guys.

941
00:51:32.306 --> 00:51:35.048
I'm all done cleaning, woo.

942
00:51:35.048 --> 00:51:37.050
Cleaning is complete.

943
00:51:37.050 --> 00:51:39.008
Just doing a little walk.

944
00:51:39.618 --> 00:51:41.359
Honestly, don't know what
time the owner is coming back

945
00:51:41.359 --> 00:51:43.665
because she actually
didn't tell me, so.

946
00:51:46.233 --> 00:51:47.234
Dash.

947
00:51:50.455 --> 00:51:51.456
Dash.

948
00:51:53.719 --> 00:51:55.286
Dash, are you still here?

949
00:51:59.116 --> 00:52:00.247
What?

950
00:52:01.422 --> 00:52:02.815
No keys.

951
00:52:03.207 --> 00:52:04.208
What?

952
00:52:06.993 --> 00:52:07.994
Okay.

953
00:52:08.516 --> 00:52:09.822
That's super weird.

954
00:52:09.822 --> 00:52:11.302
Ah...

955
00:52:11.650 --> 00:52:13.478
It's 1:00 PM.

956
00:52:13.478 --> 00:52:16.263
Dash said he had a
catering gig this morning, so.

957
00:52:17.612 --> 00:52:19.962
Oh, my gosh.

958
00:52:19.962 --> 00:52:22.182
He knew that he was going
to play this prank on me

959
00:52:22.182 --> 00:52:23.314
this whole time.

960
00:52:23.314 --> 00:52:24.358
Are you kidding me?

961
00:52:24.358 --> 00:52:25.403
Dash.

962
00:52:26.969 --> 00:52:28.145
Okay!

963
00:52:29.624 --> 00:52:32.540
You let me go a whole night
thinking I was by myself?

964
00:52:32.540 --> 00:52:34.890
Gosh, what the heck?

965
00:52:34.890 --> 00:52:36.762
Who are you talking to?

966
00:52:37.328 --> 00:52:39.025
I...

967
00:52:39.417 --> 00:52:42.289
I was just recording myself.

968
00:52:44.073 --> 00:52:45.423
Who are you?

969
00:52:45.423 --> 00:52:47.425
I'm looking for my dog.

970
00:52:47.425 --> 00:52:49.253
Have you seen him?

971
00:52:49.253 --> 00:52:50.602
Actually, yeah.

972
00:52:50.602 --> 00:52:52.081
I may have.

973
00:52:54.258 --> 00:52:55.563
It was earlier this morning.

974
00:52:55.563 --> 00:52:58.218
I don't know where he
could have gone, though.

975
00:52:58.218 --> 00:53:00.046
He can be tricky.

976
00:53:00.046 --> 00:53:01.700
Baguette.

977
00:53:01.700 --> 00:53:03.223
Baguette, you here, boy?

978
00:53:03.223 --> 00:53:04.224
Baguette?

979
00:53:04.224 --> 00:53:06.835
I know, it's a silly name.

980
00:53:06.835 --> 00:53:10.491
No, it's just-- wait,
what was your name?

981
00:53:10.491 --> 00:53:12.537
Will you help me look for him?

982
00:53:25.898 --> 00:53:27.204
What the heck?

983
00:53:27.639 --> 00:53:30.207
She's...

984
00:53:45.265 --> 00:53:46.484
Nothing.

985
00:53:46.788 --> 00:53:48.137
Baguette?

986
00:53:48.790 --> 00:53:50.488
Did you find him?

987
00:54:17.428 --> 00:54:18.516
Hello.

988
00:54:24.478 --> 00:54:25.784
Where'd you go?

989
00:54:29.527 --> 00:54:30.528
Hello.

990
00:54:34.836 --> 00:54:37.317
Look, I'm really
sorry about your dog.

991
00:54:37.317 --> 00:54:39.972
I'm happy to help you look, but
this isn't actually my house,

992
00:54:39.972 --> 00:54:43.192
so I can't just, you know have
you walking around on your own.

993
00:54:59.557 --> 00:55:01.385
Hey, you guys.

994
00:55:01.385 --> 00:55:02.429
I'm,

995
00:55:03.212 --> 00:55:05.432
still here.

996
00:55:05.954 --> 00:55:09.523
Uh, still no sign of
the owner, but I'm

997
00:55:10.045 --> 00:55:14.354
sitting out here with all my
crap out here waiting for her.

998
00:55:15.399 --> 00:55:17.096
Of course, it's
fricking raining.

999
00:55:20.665 --> 00:55:22.362
I thought about
calling her, but I

1000
00:55:22.362 --> 00:55:26.497
don't want to go back up to
that creepy attic room again.

1001
00:55:26.497 --> 00:55:27.628
Um...

1002
00:55:28.542 --> 00:55:30.675
So I can't find
the keys anywhere.

1003
00:55:32.546 --> 00:55:33.721
Thought about walking.

1004
00:55:33.721 --> 00:55:35.680
But in the middle
of freaking nowhere,

1005
00:55:35.680 --> 00:55:37.986
I don't even know which
way I would even go.

1006
00:55:38.900 --> 00:55:40.075
Um...

1007
00:55:40.815 --> 00:55:42.774
So I can't find Dash.

1008
00:55:44.515 --> 00:55:45.820
Or that weird dog girl.

1009
00:55:45.820 --> 00:55:46.908
Um...

1010
00:55:48.475 --> 00:55:49.824
It's just getting
a little weird,

1011
00:55:49.824 --> 00:55:55.874
but um, I'm gonna stick
it out because, well, I

1012
00:55:55.874 --> 00:55:58.877
need the check, and um...

1013
00:55:59.660 --> 00:56:01.706
I promised you guys that
you would have content.

1014
00:56:01.706 --> 00:56:05.840
So, I'm bringing you
the ghost hunt.

1015
00:56:05.840 --> 00:56:07.146
So.

1016
00:56:11.150 --> 00:56:12.325
Dash.

1017
00:56:13.805 --> 00:56:15.328
I just heard something.

1018
00:56:16.111 --> 00:56:17.112
Dash.

1019
00:56:20.377 --> 00:56:21.378
Dash.

1020
00:56:40.440 --> 00:56:42.573
I'm not falling for that again.

1021
00:56:52.539 --> 00:56:53.584
Hey.

1022
00:56:53.584 --> 00:56:54.585
Hey, help.

1023
00:56:54.585 --> 00:56:55.629
Help.

1024
00:57:00.634 --> 00:57:01.592
Oh, no.

1025
00:57:09.774 --> 00:57:11.036
Oh, my God!

1026
00:57:12.167 --> 00:57:13.647
Holy shit!

1027
00:57:14.126 --> 00:57:15.083
Oh my--

1028
00:57:32.666 --> 00:57:34.276
Bonjour.

1029
00:57:36.670 --> 00:57:37.976
Who are you?

1030
00:57:40.021 --> 00:57:41.545
Parles-tu français?

1031
00:57:42.284 --> 00:57:43.503
No.

1032
00:57:44.635 --> 00:57:45.592
English.

1033
00:57:45.984 --> 00:57:46.985
Ah.

1034
00:57:47.289 --> 00:57:48.639
I am Reggie.

1035
00:57:55.776 --> 00:57:57.386
Reggie?

1036
00:57:57.386 --> 00:58:00.651
Oh, that wouldn't happen to be
short for Reginald, would it?

1037
00:58:00.651 --> 00:58:03.088
It is, in fact, Reginald Poirot.

1038
00:58:03.088 --> 00:58:05.307
Yeah, the hunter, right?

1039
00:58:05.307 --> 00:58:06.831
What, did Dash put
you up to this?

1040
00:58:06.831 --> 00:58:08.049
Dash?

1041
00:58:08.049 --> 00:58:09.398
Oh, no, no.

1042
00:58:09.398 --> 00:58:11.313
He's not been one for
jokes since he joined us.

1043
00:58:11.313 --> 00:58:14.534
I think he's still getting
used to his new situation.

1044
00:58:14.534 --> 00:58:17.581
Oh, yeah, you mean being dead?

1045
00:58:18.146 --> 00:58:19.539
Eh.

1046
00:58:19.539 --> 00:58:22.455
Like the window washer out here.

1047
00:58:22.455 --> 00:58:25.850
Um, yeah, and the girl, Pia.

1048
00:58:25.850 --> 00:58:27.068
Oh, don't mind her.

1049
00:58:27.068 --> 00:58:28.896
She's like a broken record.

1050
00:58:28.896 --> 00:58:31.290
Always looking
for that damn dog.

1051
00:58:33.205 --> 00:58:36.338
She's kind of like
your mother that way.

1052
00:58:37.688 --> 00:58:38.689
Hmm.

1053
00:58:39.994 --> 00:58:40.952
What did you say?

1054
00:58:40.952 --> 00:58:42.562
Well, wouldn't you agree?

1055
00:58:42.562 --> 00:58:46.697
Always going on and on
about not calling her back.

1056
00:58:46.697 --> 00:58:48.002
How you abandoned her.

1057
00:58:52.616 --> 00:58:54.443
I didn't abandon her.

1058
00:58:56.184 --> 00:58:57.795
Okay, this is seriously sick.

1059
00:58:57.795 --> 00:58:59.100
Go get Dash.

1060
00:58:59.100 --> 00:59:01.842
Can't blame her for
how she did it, though.

1061
00:59:04.497 --> 00:59:06.630
Guns are the quickest way to go.

1062
00:59:07.935 --> 00:59:09.633
Get away from the door.

1063
00:59:09.633 --> 00:59:11.286
I'm gonna call the police.

1064
00:59:11.286 --> 00:59:14.202
Will you?

1065
00:59:14.202 --> 00:59:17.466
I don't think you want
to go up there again, hmm.

1066
00:59:17.466 --> 00:59:20.557
Please, leave me alone.

1067
00:59:40.489 --> 00:59:41.795
Hey, you guys.

1068
00:59:41.795 --> 00:59:45.582
Uh, so, I'm going through
footage because I'm

1069
00:59:45.582 --> 00:59:48.628
trying to distract myself
because I don't want

1070
00:59:48.628 --> 00:59:51.979
to go back out there with him.

1071
00:59:52.676 --> 00:59:53.807
Um...

1072
00:59:54.329 --> 00:59:55.766
And I was looking at
a time lapse video

1073
00:59:55.766 --> 00:59:58.769
that I took on my first night
here when I was sleeping,

1074
00:59:58.769 --> 01:00:00.945
and I found something
really weird.

1075
01:00:00.945 --> 01:00:01.946
Look.

1076
01:00:22.227 --> 01:00:24.185
Who the hell is that?

1077
01:00:24.708 --> 01:00:27.275
Okay, and I found her
in a second video.

1078
01:00:27.275 --> 01:00:29.800
Yesterday while I was filming
the tour, I rigged my phone

1079
01:00:29.800 --> 01:00:31.715
and I dangled it
down the staircase.

1080
01:00:31.715 --> 01:00:33.847
This place is, like
three stories tall,

1081
01:00:33.847 --> 01:00:35.632
so I thought that this
would be cool way

1082
01:00:35.632 --> 01:00:37.895
to see another
view of the house.

1083
01:00:39.679 --> 01:00:41.072
But look closely.

1084
01:00:51.735 --> 01:00:52.910
Did you see?

1085
01:00:56.522 --> 01:00:57.523
It's her again.

1086
01:01:02.571 --> 01:01:04.878
You know, of course, I want to
say that it's Dash in a wig,

1087
01:01:04.878 --> 01:01:08.708
but the reality is I just don't
think that Dash is here anymore.

1088
01:01:08.708 --> 01:01:11.232
And I want to call
the cops, but I

1089
01:01:11.232 --> 01:01:12.712
don't want to get
him in trouble,

1090
01:01:12.712 --> 01:01:17.848
and I don't know what to do.

1091
01:01:18.587 --> 01:01:19.980
What do they do in
Horror movies?

1092
01:01:19.980 --> 01:01:22.374
They just hide under the
covers when they're freaked out.

1093
01:01:28.597 --> 01:01:31.731
Well, as I expected,
a paper thin sheet

1094
01:01:31.731 --> 01:01:33.951
does not make me feel any safer.

1095
01:01:40.697 --> 01:01:42.263
Oh baby.

1096
01:01:43.003 --> 01:01:44.396
Oh, baby.

1097
01:01:46.920 --> 01:01:49.009
Oh, my baby.

1098
01:01:49.009 --> 01:01:50.054
Who are you?

1099
01:01:58.453 --> 01:01:59.454
Mom.

1100
01:02:05.025 --> 01:02:06.026
Go.

1101
01:02:26.307 --> 01:02:28.266
That definitely
wasn't Dash in a wig.

1102
01:03:09.873 --> 01:03:12.440
It's not her.

1103
01:03:12.789 --> 01:03:14.791
It's not really my mom.

1104
01:03:47.040 --> 01:03:52.350
<i>Jamesie, it's
wonderful on this side.</i>

1105
01:03:53.046 --> 01:03:55.266
<i>It's so quiet.</i>

1106
01:03:57.442 --> 01:03:59.444
Who the hell is this?

1107
01:04:00.706 --> 01:04:02.229
<i>It's your mother.</i>

1108
01:04:03.491 --> 01:04:04.492
No.

1109
01:04:07.713 --> 01:04:09.454
No, it's not.

1110
01:04:10.759 --> 01:04:12.761
<i>What makes you say that?</i>

1111
01:04:15.329 --> 01:04:17.462
Because my mother's dead.

1112
01:04:18.942 --> 01:04:21.205
She was buried yesterday.

1113
01:04:22.597 --> 01:04:25.774
<i>Then why is she
standing behind you?</i>

1114
01:04:42.791 --> 01:04:44.706
Come on, Jamesie.

1115
01:04:47.840 --> 01:04:52.236
Don't you want to give
your mother a goodbye kiss?

1116
01:05:12.038 --> 01:05:13.387
Dash.

1117
01:05:13.997 --> 01:05:14.954
Dash.

1118
01:05:16.738 --> 01:05:17.739
Oh.

1119
01:05:25.660 --> 01:05:26.835
Oh!

1120
01:05:26.835 --> 01:05:27.880
Dash.

1121
01:05:30.665 --> 01:05:31.797
Get me out of here.

1122
01:05:31.797 --> 01:05:34.582
No.

1123
01:05:34.582 --> 01:05:36.149
James.

1124
01:05:36.149 --> 01:05:38.238
We're not gonna
let you leave, James.

1125
01:05:39.109 --> 01:05:40.284
Dash.

1126
01:05:47.769 --> 01:05:48.770
One bar.

1127
01:05:52.992 --> 01:05:54.689
<i>911, what's
your emergency?</i>

1128
01:05:54.689 --> 01:05:56.430
Oh my God.

1129
01:05:56.430 --> 01:05:58.737
Help me, my friend, he's dead.

1130
01:05:58.737 --> 01:06:03.524
I'm stuck in Murder Castle,
and I can't get out.

1131
01:06:03.524 --> 01:06:05.439
<i>Please, ma'am, calm down.</i>

1132
01:06:05.439 --> 01:06:07.093
<i>You said you're stranded?</i>

1133
01:06:07.093 --> 01:06:10.140
Yeah, I can't find my keys.

1134
01:06:10.140 --> 01:06:12.011
<i>Why don't you make a run for it?</i>

1135
01:06:12.011 --> 01:06:14.187
Because the door is stuck.

1136
01:06:14.187 --> 01:06:17.060
<i>Well, you could always
go back upstairs.</i>

1137
01:06:18.104 --> 01:06:20.150
What did you say?

1138
01:06:20.150 --> 01:06:23.283
<i>Why don't
you go back up to the attic</i>

1139
01:06:23.283 --> 01:06:25.982
<i>and let mother take care of you?</i>

1140
01:06:28.680 --> 01:06:31.117
They don't have
911 in France.

1141
01:06:31.117 --> 01:06:33.032
It's 17 here.

1142
01:06:33.032 --> 01:06:34.338
It's just a house.

1143
01:06:34.338 --> 01:06:35.600
It's tricky here.

1144
01:06:39.865 --> 01:06:42.259
Have you seen my dog?

1145
01:06:42.259 --> 01:06:44.217
Screw you and your dog.

1146
01:06:51.094 --> 01:06:54.836
If you want a easy way out,
I can lend you my rifle.

1147
01:06:54.836 --> 01:06:58.101
Please, why won't
you let me leave?

1148
01:07:00.320 --> 01:07:03.410
So, I certainly can't deny that

1149
01:07:03.410 --> 01:07:05.934
something weird is
going on here.

1150
01:07:07.414 --> 01:07:10.069
I mean, not just weird.

1151
01:07:10.069 --> 01:07:14.900
I mean, this place is genuinely
and thoroughly haunted.

1152
01:07:16.293 --> 01:07:20.079
I'm starting to worry that
maybe the owner is not

1153
01:07:20.079 --> 01:07:21.776
gonna come back.

1154
01:07:21.776 --> 01:07:27.043
Um, that maybe she knew
this was gonna happen

1155
01:07:27.043 --> 01:07:28.696
and left me here.

1156
01:07:29.828 --> 01:07:35.312
It feels like these ghosts, they
need a soul to trap and torment,

1157
01:07:35.312 --> 01:07:38.054
and I've been left as the proxy.

1158
01:07:42.145 --> 01:07:44.147
And I saw my mom.

1159
01:07:45.626 --> 01:07:52.198
I talked to her up there,
and she died three days ago.

1160
01:07:54.287 --> 01:07:58.596
And Dash, I mean, I thought
I finally had a story

1161
01:07:58.596 --> 01:08:00.946
that people would care about.

1162
01:08:00.946 --> 01:08:03.557
I thought you guys would all
want to see Murder Castle,

1163
01:08:03.557 --> 01:08:06.778
and I thought that, I through
some crazy twist of fate,

1164
01:08:06.778 --> 01:08:11.478
got the golden ticket,
and it turns out

1165
01:08:11.478 --> 01:08:13.480
all the stories are really true.

1166
01:08:13.480 --> 01:08:15.613
Bonsoir.

1167
01:08:15.613 --> 01:08:17.876
Oh, you're still filming.

1168
01:08:17.876 --> 01:08:19.965
Yeah, yeah, I am.

1169
01:08:20.705 --> 01:08:24.143
The house's reputation
precedes itself, I see.

1170
01:08:24.143 --> 01:08:25.971
It's all right to be curious.

1171
01:08:25.971 --> 01:08:27.190
Many people are.

1172
01:08:27.494 --> 01:08:29.148
Um,

1173
01:08:29.148 --> 01:08:32.151
so I'm actually done cleaning,
and um, everything's all set.

1174
01:08:32.151 --> 01:08:33.239
Thank you so much.

1175
01:08:33.239 --> 01:08:36.286
Wait, I need to
write you a check.

1176
01:08:37.548 --> 01:08:40.855
And don't you want an interview?

1177
01:08:44.946 --> 01:08:46.296
An interview?

1178
01:08:46.296 --> 01:08:48.646
With me for your video?

1179
01:08:51.257 --> 01:08:52.911
You would do that?

1180
01:08:53.781 --> 01:08:55.827
Perhaps it's time
I break my silence.

1181
01:09:08.622 --> 01:09:10.189
There you go.

1182
01:09:10.189 --> 01:09:11.190
Thank you.

1183
01:09:15.847 --> 01:09:17.762
I apologize about the coffee.

1184
01:09:17.762 --> 01:09:19.677
I can never get it just right.

1185
01:09:19.677 --> 01:09:21.418
No, no, it's totally fine.

1186
01:09:21.418 --> 01:09:24.899
I'm kind of a wuss with
coffee, but I definitely

1187
01:09:24.899 --> 01:09:26.814
need the energy, um...

1188
01:09:28.251 --> 01:09:31.776
All right, let's begin.

1189
01:09:32.385 --> 01:09:34.518
You've been through something.

1190
01:09:34.518 --> 01:09:35.693
Oh, yeah.

1191
01:09:35.693 --> 01:09:38.217
It's been a pretty
crazy weekend.

1192
01:09:38.217 --> 01:09:40.219
I meany, in life.

1193
01:09:40.524 --> 01:09:43.483
It, it radiates off of you.

1194
01:09:44.267 --> 01:09:45.311
The pain.

1195
01:09:45.311 --> 01:09:46.747
Okay, no, no, no, no.

1196
01:09:46.747 --> 01:09:47.922
You're the one in the hot seat.

1197
01:09:47.922 --> 01:09:49.185
You share, I share.

1198
01:09:53.276 --> 01:09:54.320
Okay.

1199
01:09:54.320 --> 01:09:59.630
My mom, um, she passed
away recently.

1200
01:09:59.630 --> 01:10:01.719
I wasn't there, um...

1201
01:10:02.328 --> 01:10:03.460
We weren't really that close.

1202
01:10:03.460 --> 01:10:06.985
She was a very hateful woman.

1203
01:10:08.160 --> 01:10:09.205
Um...

1204
01:10:10.380 --> 01:10:12.251
My dad, he left us
when we were kids

1205
01:10:12.251 --> 01:10:17.517
and uh, kind of did something
to her and her psyche,

1206
01:10:17.517 --> 01:10:19.606
and she was never the same.

1207
01:10:20.564 --> 01:10:22.392
After that, she would
always just like, lash out

1208
01:10:22.392 --> 01:10:23.741
at my sister and I.

1209
01:10:23.741 --> 01:10:25.395
Nothing we ever did
was good enough.

1210
01:10:25.395 --> 01:10:28.702
It was always just
tearing us down.

1211
01:10:29.355 --> 01:10:32.358
Oh, and now you seek
affirmation through--

1212
01:10:33.838 --> 01:10:36.580
Yes, views and subscribers.

1213
01:10:36.580 --> 01:10:40.671
I know it's very pathetic.

1214
01:10:40.671 --> 01:10:43.239
And what happened to her?

1215
01:10:43.239 --> 01:10:45.284
How did she die?

1216
01:10:45.284 --> 01:10:46.503
It was cancer.

1217
01:10:47.547 --> 01:10:48.940
Um...

1218
01:10:49.375 --> 01:10:52.378
It kind of just got way too
unbearable for me to see,

1219
01:10:52.378 --> 01:10:55.076
so I just had to leave.

1220
01:10:55.773 --> 01:10:57.862
I guess the pain just
became unbearable

1221
01:10:57.862 --> 01:11:01.692
because she swallowed a bullet.

1222
01:11:02.649 --> 01:11:04.521
She did it in the shower,
so she was at least

1223
01:11:04.521 --> 01:11:06.305
thoughtful with the cleanup, right?

1224
01:11:12.790 --> 01:11:13.965
Uh...

1225
01:11:16.054 --> 01:11:18.622
But yeah, she didn't leave
a suicide note or anything,

1226
01:11:18.622 --> 01:11:22.669
but she did leave me a,
a voicemail that I just

1227
01:11:22.669 --> 01:11:25.803
haven't been able to
listen to it because

1228
01:11:25.803 --> 01:11:28.284
you know, what if she blames me?

1229
01:11:29.633 --> 01:11:32.026
Well, that's quite a story.

1230
01:11:38.206 --> 01:11:41.340
Yeah, so back to you.

1231
01:11:41.993 --> 01:11:43.168
Um...

1232
01:11:44.822 --> 01:11:50.349
So have you ever, you know seen
or experienced anything here?

1233
01:11:50.349 --> 01:11:54.005
Anything supernatural?

1234
01:11:54.701 --> 01:11:56.094
Of course I have.

1235
01:11:56.094 --> 01:11:58.792
After all, I've put
many of them here.

1236
01:12:01.795 --> 01:12:03.754
What do you mean by that?

1237
01:12:03.754 --> 01:12:04.842
I killed them.

1238
01:12:04.842 --> 01:12:06.844
Oh well, some of them.

1239
01:12:06.844 --> 01:12:11.544
And my father before me and his
father before that, and it's

1240
01:12:11.544 --> 01:12:13.851
been happening for centuries.

1241
01:12:13.851 --> 01:12:15.592
Is this some kind of joke?

1242
01:12:15.592 --> 01:12:17.507
Oh, no, no, it's not a joke.

1243
01:12:17.507 --> 01:12:18.508
Okay.

1244
01:12:18.508 --> 01:12:20.553
You're freaking me out a little.

1245
01:12:20.553 --> 01:12:21.989
Good.

1246
01:12:21.989 --> 01:12:24.470
It likes you better
when you're scared.

1247
01:12:24.470 --> 01:12:25.471
It?

1248
01:12:25.471 --> 01:12:26.559
The house.

1249
01:12:28.692 --> 01:12:31.695
You didn't bring
me here to clean.

1250
01:12:31.695 --> 01:12:33.827
I'm sorry about the coffee.

1251
01:12:33.827 --> 01:12:36.569
I can never get the
mixture just right.

1252
01:12:37.222 --> 01:12:39.006
I hope I haven't
given you too much.

1253
01:12:44.490 --> 01:12:46.187
Oh, James.

1254
01:12:47.363 --> 01:12:48.364
I needed someone.

1255
01:12:50.757 --> 01:12:53.673
Someone with no connection.

1256
01:12:54.282 --> 01:12:58.243
Someone who was alone
in life, and, well,

1257
01:12:58.243 --> 01:12:59.723
that no one would miss.

1258
01:13:13.519 --> 01:13:15.173
What's going on?

1259
01:13:15.173 --> 01:13:18.785
Thought I'd save the battery up
for you until you come around.

1260
01:13:19.264 --> 01:13:22.963
The house, it
demands sacrifices.

1261
01:13:24.487 --> 01:13:26.619
We don't know why.

1262
01:13:26.619 --> 01:13:28.665
We just know that it does.

1263
01:13:29.753 --> 01:13:33.234
Maybe an ancestor made
a deal with the devil.

1264
01:13:33.234 --> 01:13:37.325
Or maybe it was built
on cursed ground.

1265
01:13:40.285 --> 01:13:43.331
But it doesn't really
matter now, right?

1266
01:13:43.331 --> 01:13:44.855
It's just,

1267
01:13:44.855 --> 01:13:49.207
it's just what must be done to
preserve the bloodline.

1268
01:13:49.555 --> 01:13:51.862
Houses don't eat people.

1269
01:13:52.645 --> 01:13:55.039
You've seen things
here, right, James?

1270
01:13:55.518 --> 01:13:57.258
Don't deny it.

1271
01:13:57.258 --> 01:14:00.523
Yeah, the souls of the innocent
people that you and your family

1272
01:14:00.523 --> 01:14:01.741
have murdered.

1273
01:14:01.741 --> 01:14:03.613
So you have
met the residents.

1274
01:14:03.613 --> 01:14:04.962
I'm not surprised.

1275
01:14:04.962 --> 01:14:06.398
Some are more shy than others.

1276
01:14:06.398 --> 01:14:07.791
Pia, oh, my God.

1277
01:14:07.791 --> 01:14:09.488
Pia, she can be
a nag, can't she?

1278
01:14:09.488 --> 01:14:12.012
Where's my dog?

1279
01:14:13.710 --> 01:14:17.365
And the window washer, picked
him up on the side of the road.

1280
01:14:17.365 --> 01:14:22.283
All it took to get him here
was the promise of a warm meal.

1281
01:14:22.283 --> 01:14:25.678
Hmm, didn't mention it would
be poisoned, though.

1282
01:14:25.678 --> 01:14:26.984
What about Ma?

1283
01:14:26.984 --> 01:14:29.508
Did she tuck you
into bed last night?

1284
01:14:29.508 --> 01:14:32.337
- Ma?
- Well, she's not my own mother.

1285
01:14:32.337 --> 01:14:35.993
Ma is just what I
decided to call her.

1286
01:14:35.993 --> 01:14:40.519
She was with child at
the time of her demise.

1287
01:14:40.519 --> 01:14:43.435
I guess she still get
that motherly instinct.

1288
01:14:45.132 --> 01:14:46.917
Don't mind him.

1289
01:14:46.917 --> 01:14:48.135
My husband.

1290
01:14:49.572 --> 01:14:51.356
You killed your own husband?

1291
01:14:51.356 --> 01:14:54.359
Is it killing, if you just
lock the pantry door,

1292
01:14:54.359 --> 01:14:57.884
stranding him with plenty
of food, but, but no water.

1293
01:14:58.276 --> 01:14:59.364
Hmm?

1294
01:14:59.364 --> 01:15:01.758
Don't you dare look
at me like that.

1295
01:15:01.758 --> 01:15:04.064
Do you think I
wanted to do this?

1296
01:15:05.631 --> 01:15:10.375
He found out, about my family.

1297
01:15:11.594 --> 01:15:12.551
Our legacy.

1298
01:15:14.422 --> 01:15:20.167
Needless to say that, he didn't
approve, so I had no choice.

1299
01:15:22.561 --> 01:15:25.956
Oh, and did they drive you
mad with that old phone?

1300
01:15:25.956 --> 01:15:28.654
Some of them like to
communicate through it.

1301
01:15:28.654 --> 01:15:30.090
I'm not sure why.

1302
01:15:30.090 --> 01:15:32.789
You've heard about the
connections between spirits

1303
01:15:32.789 --> 01:15:34.617
and electronics, I assume.

1304
01:15:35.313 --> 01:15:39.143
Ah, it can get quite disruptive
ringing all hours of the night.

1305
01:15:39.143 --> 01:15:41.101
What if this killing
is all for nothing?

1306
01:15:41.101 --> 01:15:44.235
What if this curse
isn't even real?

1307
01:15:44.235 --> 01:15:47.412
Even so, I'd rather
not find out.

1308
01:15:47.412 --> 01:15:51.242
Okay, but the bodies, you know,
where do you put them

1309
01:15:51.242 --> 01:15:54.027
if, if the police
never found them?

1310
01:15:54.985 --> 01:15:56.769
The house.

1311
01:15:57.770 --> 01:15:59.772
The house swallowed them all.

1312
01:16:06.170 --> 01:16:07.824
The doors are locked.

1313
01:16:07.824 --> 01:16:12.916
You'd never make it out, even
if your hands were unbound.

1314
01:16:17.485 --> 01:16:19.096
I found him.

1315
01:16:26.059 --> 01:16:27.757
I can lend
you my rifle.

1316
01:16:42.772 --> 01:16:43.990
Shit, Shit.

1317
01:17:21.201 --> 01:17:22.550
For me?

1318
01:17:25.379 --> 01:17:26.380
Dash.

1319
01:17:35.302 --> 01:17:36.652
Thank you.

1320
01:17:45.835 --> 01:17:48.185
You found his things,
did you?

1321
01:17:51.362 --> 01:17:53.320
You killed Dash.

1322
01:17:53.320 --> 01:17:54.713
I did.

1323
01:17:54.713 --> 01:17:57.324
So wouldn't he count as
one of your sacrifices?

1324
01:17:58.543 --> 01:18:00.458
I guess you're right.

1325
01:18:00.458 --> 01:18:02.329
I guess I should
cut you free then.

1326
01:18:02.329 --> 01:18:03.417
Yes.

1327
01:18:10.033 --> 01:18:12.731
I'm only joking.

1328
01:18:12.731 --> 01:18:15.386
You know too much now.

1329
01:18:15.386 --> 01:18:18.258
Two for the price of
one, just like with Ma.

1330
01:18:21.784 --> 01:18:23.220
You enjoy this.

1331
01:18:23.220 --> 01:18:26.223
You could have killed me
earlier, but you didn't.

1332
01:18:26.223 --> 01:18:29.269
I would have finished
it all sooner,

1333
01:18:29.269 --> 01:18:31.707
but I'm not stupid, James.

1334
01:18:31.707 --> 01:18:34.361
I realized you brought
a friend with you.

1335
01:18:35.275 --> 01:18:38.757
Now it's your time to
join him and your mother.

1336
01:18:55.687 --> 01:18:58.124
I guess the house got its
sacrifice after all.

1337
01:19:06.437 --> 01:19:10.267
Do you get it now why they
wouldn't let you leave?

1338
01:19:12.182 --> 01:19:14.358
They wanted me to
get her confession.

1339
01:19:16.708 --> 01:19:17.970
Goodbye, James.

1340
01:19:20.581 --> 01:19:21.582
Bye, Dash.

1341
01:19:47.783 --> 01:19:50.524
<i>It's me, Mom.</i>

1342
01:19:51.221 --> 01:19:54.485
<i>I understand why
you didn't pick up,</i>

1343
01:19:54.485 --> 01:19:57.793
<i>And why you probably
won't even listen to this,</i>

1344
01:19:57.793 --> 01:20:05.061
<i>but if for some reason you do,
if one day your hate for me</i>

1345
01:20:05.061 --> 01:20:08.542
<i>isn't quite as strong
as it is today,</i>

1346
01:20:08.542 --> 01:20:12.285
<i>I just want to say I'm sorry.</i>

1347
01:20:12.851 --> 01:20:15.288
<i>I could have been much better.</i>

1348
01:20:15.288 --> 01:20:20.076
<i>Much better for you
and your sister.</i>

1349
01:20:20.076 --> 01:20:25.429
<i>And I'm so grateful you never
came home to see me this way.</i>

1350
01:20:26.778 --> 01:20:30.303
<i>So, I guess that's it.</i>

1351
01:20:31.783 --> 01:20:33.872
<i>Bye Jamesie.</i>

1352
01:20:33.872 --> 01:20:36.353
<i>I'd hate me too.</i>

1353
01:20:36.353 --> 01:20:43.447
<i>But maybe now, I can only hope
you hate me a little less.</i>

1354
01:21:27.099 --> 01:21:28.492
What was it again?

1355
01:21:31.147 --> 01:21:32.148
17.

1356
01:21:50.644 --> 01:21:53.299
The house swallowed them all.