WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:38.958 --> 00:01:40.656 Are you sure he said he'll be here? 4 00:01:40.657 --> 00:01:42.591 Yeah, but Denny, 5 00:01:42.858 --> 00:01:45.357 you can count on Denny showing up. 6 00:01:45.591 --> 00:01:47.657 As long as there's money. 7 00:01:48.124 --> 00:01:49.090 I ain't got no money. 8 00:01:49.757 --> 00:01:51.523 Don't worry about it, don't worry about. 9 00:01:51.524 --> 00:01:54.190 I got you covered. I got you covered. 10 00:01:54.923 --> 00:01:56.555 As long as that greasy motherfucker 11 00:01:56.556 --> 00:01:58.590 decides to show up, I got you covered. 12 00:01:59.923 --> 00:02:02.456 -Ah, yeah, speak of the devil. -There he is now. 13 00:02:14.789 --> 00:02:17.054 -You got the stuff? -You got money, ho? 14 00:02:17.055 --> 00:02:18.887 'Cause you know I don't take no American Express. 15 00:02:18.888 --> 00:02:20.521 I got the dough, I got the money 16 00:02:20.522 --> 00:02:21.687 for what we need. 17 00:02:21.688 --> 00:02:24.421 Great, then let's talk business. 18 00:02:24.422 --> 00:02:25.788 How much rock did you want? 19 00:02:27.955 --> 00:02:29.021 A hundred bucks of rock. 20 00:02:31.954 --> 00:02:34.787 You two plan on throwing a party or OD'ing together? 21 00:02:36.221 --> 00:02:38.552 Hey, man, we didn't come here to be insulted, all right? 22 00:02:38.553 --> 00:02:39.652 Now you gonna sell us some nuggets 23 00:02:39.653 --> 00:02:41.019 or we gotta go elsewhere? 24 00:02:41.020 --> 00:02:42.286 Oh, no offense, ma'am. 25 00:02:42.520 --> 00:02:46.119 Old Denny here's got something a little extra special 26 00:02:46.120 --> 00:02:47.220 for you two tonight. 27 00:02:47.453 --> 00:02:49.052 What the fuck you talking about? 28 00:02:49.053 --> 00:02:51.753 Bro, I'm talking about the latest thing to hit town. 29 00:02:52.320 --> 00:02:53.886 Acid mind drainage. 30 00:02:55.753 --> 00:02:56.952 Fuck that, man. 31 00:02:56.953 --> 00:03:00.018 We just want regular, regular rock. Regular rock. 32 00:03:00.019 --> 00:03:01.818 Yeah, yeah, no bullshit, all right? 33 00:03:01.819 --> 00:03:05.551 No, no, no, hear me out here. I'm still talking crack. 34 00:03:05.552 --> 00:03:08.351 But this is like super-charged crack. 35 00:03:08.352 --> 00:03:10.417 Like, this shit will blow your minds. 36 00:03:10.418 --> 00:03:11.951 And your dicks. 37 00:03:11.952 --> 00:03:14.250 You tell me you ain't heard of this orange shit. 38 00:03:14.251 --> 00:03:15.284 No, man. 39 00:03:16.318 --> 00:03:19.183 I've been around long enough to be able to smell bullshit 40 00:03:19.184 --> 00:03:21.984 a mile away... ...and I'm smelling it now. 41 00:03:24.385 --> 00:03:26.183 Just tell me about it. Is this shit gonna cost me 42 00:03:26.184 --> 00:03:28.350 -an arm and a leg, or what? -Nah. 43 00:03:28.951 --> 00:03:30.984 Nah, today we doing discount price. 44 00:03:31.317 --> 00:03:32.684 I charge you the same 45 00:03:32.884 --> 00:03:34.783 and I hit you up with the new shit. 46 00:03:36.484 --> 00:03:39.217 Okay, all right, man. Hook us up. 47 00:03:39.616 --> 00:03:41.750 But if this shit don't get us off like you saying, 48 00:03:42.583 --> 00:03:43.950 we're just not coming back anymore. 49 00:03:49.782 --> 00:03:52.781 This looks a little... looks like little orange candy. 50 00:03:52.782 --> 00:03:55.447 What the hell? 51 00:03:55.448 --> 00:03:58.116 Some magically delicious, oh, me Lucky Charms. 52 00:04:03.815 --> 00:04:05.647 Think Denny was just bullshitting us? 53 00:04:05.648 --> 00:04:07.382 Well, we'll find out in a minute. 54 00:04:07.748 --> 00:04:09.613 You know, you heard his pitch, man. 55 00:04:09.614 --> 00:04:11.780 Here, look. You heard his pitch. 56 00:04:11.781 --> 00:04:14.314 Shit's gotta be slamming. 57 00:04:14.547 --> 00:04:17.213 Unless he was handing us a line of bullshit anyway. 58 00:04:17.214 --> 00:04:19.147 Yeah, sure is weird. 59 00:04:19.481 --> 00:04:21.746 Look like little, little orange candies. 60 00:04:21.747 --> 00:04:23.313 Let me see, let me see, let me see. 61 00:04:23.314 --> 00:04:24.980 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 62 00:04:25.446 --> 00:04:27.379 You... you're... you're gonna share this with me 63 00:04:27.380 --> 00:04:28.646 like you said, right, man? 64 00:04:29.114 --> 00:04:30.546 Of course, of course! 65 00:04:31.013 --> 00:04:33.746 But, um, I'm gonna have to try it first. 66 00:04:33.747 --> 00:04:36.079 You know what I'm saying, just to make sure that, uh, 67 00:04:36.846 --> 00:04:40.444 that it is quality... quality stuff. 68 00:04:40.445 --> 00:04:41.979 Hold on a sec, right? 69 00:04:45.245 --> 00:04:47.678 Oh, unless he was bullshitting us anyway. 70 00:04:55.078 --> 00:04:56.145 Vic. 71 00:05:01.311 --> 00:05:03.644 -This shit's amazing! -Yeah? 72 00:05:07.544 --> 00:05:08.909 Vic, come on, 73 00:05:08.910 --> 00:05:09.910 I don't got all day. 74 00:05:11.543 --> 00:05:12.944 Come on, man, it's my turn. 75 00:05:21.909 --> 00:05:24.442 All right, all right, all right, come on, my turn, my turn! 76 00:05:24.443 --> 00:05:26.342 Come on, come on, man. 77 00:05:26.343 --> 00:05:28.441 No! 78 00:05:59.307 --> 00:06:02.106 Hey, Dutch, you got any of that crack left? 79 00:06:02.107 --> 00:06:04.307 Oh, fuck! 80 00:07:56.033 --> 00:07:57.698 You know, for the chump change 81 00:07:57.699 --> 00:07:59.832 this cheap-ass county's paying me, 82 00:07:59.833 --> 00:08:02.466 I oughta give up doing autopsies altogether. 83 00:08:03.032 --> 00:08:05.699 I've got a funeral parlor to run upstairs. 84 00:08:06.532 --> 00:08:09.365 I don't need this gruesome little side gig. 85 00:08:09.366 --> 00:08:11.199 Come on, Lewis. 86 00:08:11.465 --> 00:08:14.397 I mean, they'd still be wheeling in your gunshot victims, 87 00:08:14.398 --> 00:08:15.731 your stabbing victims. 88 00:08:15.732 --> 00:08:18.464 And you know, kids getting mangled up in car accidents. 89 00:08:18.465 --> 00:08:20.763 Yeah, but all I have to do is make 'em look pretty. 90 00:08:20.764 --> 00:08:24.130 I don't have to saw off the tops of their skulls. 91 00:08:24.131 --> 00:08:25.797 Yeah, you make a good point. 92 00:08:27.497 --> 00:08:30.430 This one freaks me out. 93 00:08:31.197 --> 00:08:33.697 Especially when I think about her eyes, 94 00:08:34.163 --> 00:08:35.597 which aren't really there, man. 95 00:08:36.330 --> 00:08:40.696 It... it's like somebody stuffed little tiny oranges in there. 96 00:08:41.297 --> 00:08:42.663 The pupils were gone. 97 00:08:43.097 --> 00:08:45.328 Yeah, I... I can't believe the perp kept hitting her 98 00:08:45.329 --> 00:08:46.395 over and over. I mean, 99 00:08:46.396 --> 00:08:48.096 couldn't he see that she was dead? 100 00:08:48.596 --> 00:08:51.261 I mean, it... it just makes me wanna puke, you know? 101 00:08:51.262 --> 00:08:53.362 He kept stabbing her with the crack pipe 102 00:08:53.363 --> 00:08:54.561 -over and over. -Hold on, hold on. 103 00:08:54.562 --> 00:08:55.995 -Calm down, calm down. -Sorry, sorry. 104 00:08:56.329 --> 00:08:58.096 You know, we have a job to do here. 105 00:08:58.428 --> 00:09:00.327 What you're seeing is the effects 106 00:09:00.328 --> 00:09:03.562 of a designer, so-called street drug. 107 00:09:03.862 --> 00:09:06.594 I think it's probably maybe a combination 108 00:09:06.595 --> 00:09:08.760 of... of crack cocaine 109 00:09:08.761 --> 00:09:11.295 and... and something like bath salts. 110 00:09:11.494 --> 00:09:14.094 And we know what bath salts does, 111 00:09:14.095 --> 00:09:18.094 it not only cleans out your bowels and your intestines, 112 00:09:18.327 --> 00:09:20.561 it sucks the brain outta your head. 113 00:09:21.094 --> 00:09:22.560 Right, like, uh, 114 00:09:22.561 --> 00:09:24.525 like when we aspirate one of our normal guys. 115 00:09:24.526 --> 00:09:25.860 That's it exactly. 116 00:09:26.094 --> 00:09:29.293 Fucks 'em up and they don't even know it. 117 00:09:29.560 --> 00:09:32.026 Speaking of which, you hear about that guy down in Miami? 118 00:09:32.393 --> 00:09:34.292 So fucked up on bath salts, 119 00:09:34.293 --> 00:09:36.525 he ate his girlfriend's face off. 120 00:09:36.526 --> 00:09:38.892 I followed that case seriously 121 00:09:39.159 --> 00:09:41.292 'cause it was so weird, you know? 122 00:09:41.293 --> 00:09:43.193 Both of 'em were on bath salts. 123 00:09:43.559 --> 00:09:45.558 He bit her in the face, 124 00:09:45.559 --> 00:09:48.192 must've liked it 'cause he kept going. 125 00:09:48.525 --> 00:09:51.925 He chomped all the flesh right off of her skull. 126 00:09:52.225 --> 00:09:54.192 And sitting there on the curb, 127 00:09:54.658 --> 00:09:57.357 chewing on it with a grin on his face, 128 00:09:57.358 --> 00:09:59.558 like he was eating a fine steak. 129 00:10:00.191 --> 00:10:01.725 She died in the ER. 130 00:10:02.257 --> 00:10:03.490 I'm telling you, 131 00:10:03.491 --> 00:10:05.123 if the cops don't get a handle on this 132 00:10:05.124 --> 00:10:06.324 sooner rather than later, 133 00:10:06.591 --> 00:10:07.823 we're gonna be up to our eyeballs 134 00:10:07.824 --> 00:10:09.756 in these sloppy joes before long. 135 00:10:09.757 --> 00:10:12.456 Well, the lab guys say they can't forecast 136 00:10:12.457 --> 00:10:15.690 who's gonna go a little bit crazy 137 00:10:16.223 --> 00:10:18.390 or who's gonna just flat out die. 138 00:10:19.056 --> 00:10:20.922 I guess given all that, I... I'd understood 139 00:10:20.923 --> 00:10:23.756 if you give up autopsies, I get it. 140 00:10:25.823 --> 00:10:29.388 I actually enjoy making 'em look really nice 141 00:10:29.389 --> 00:10:30.621 for when their loved ones 142 00:10:30.622 --> 00:10:32.723 come in and see 'em in the viewing room. 143 00:10:33.122 --> 00:10:34.887 But I gotta tell you, anymore, 144 00:10:34.888 --> 00:10:37.456 I really dread having to cut into them. 145 00:10:37.655 --> 00:10:41.255 Yeah, I get that. Hey, you wanna grab lunch? 146 00:10:41.488 --> 00:10:44.454 I was thinking maybe, um, orange chicken. 147 00:10:44.455 --> 00:10:47.220 Hey, Chinese sounds good to me, man. 148 00:10:47.221 --> 00:10:49.520 You know, in spite of all this, 149 00:10:49.521 --> 00:10:52.053 I still got a cast iron stomach. 150 00:10:52.054 --> 00:10:53.054 Huh. 151 00:10:53.455 --> 00:10:56.487 Hey, do you think she looks like that one waitress? 152 00:10:58.088 --> 00:11:01.687 Yeah, there's a resemblance, but she ain't as lively. 153 00:11:33.852 --> 00:11:36.352 - You cooked breakfast? - Yep. 154 00:11:36.984 --> 00:11:38.417 Oh, you know I can't eat 155 00:11:38.418 --> 00:11:40.117 when I first get up in the morning. 156 00:11:40.118 --> 00:11:42.751 Well, it's not just for you. I made some coffee too. 157 00:11:44.584 --> 00:11:47.617 Well, coffee I can do. 158 00:11:48.351 --> 00:11:49.850 You're up awfully early. 159 00:11:49.851 --> 00:11:51.583 I figure with it being spring break and all, 160 00:11:51.584 --> 00:11:52.651 you'd be sleeping in. 161 00:11:53.683 --> 00:11:56.250 You know me. I just get up no matter what. 162 00:11:56.550 --> 00:11:58.749 Well, I wish I was like that. 163 00:11:58.750 --> 00:12:01.084 I'd sleep until noon every day if I could. 164 00:12:01.316 --> 00:12:03.817 Well, growing up on a farm will do that to you. 165 00:12:04.383 --> 00:12:06.916 We got up at the crack of dawn every day. 166 00:12:07.516 --> 00:12:09.615 You just get used to it after a while. 167 00:12:10.083 --> 00:12:11.615 So what are you gonna do today? 168 00:12:12.749 --> 00:12:13.815 I don't know. 169 00:12:13.816 --> 00:12:17.315 Maybe like grade some papers and do a little cleaning. 170 00:12:18.148 --> 00:12:21.881 You have the entire week off. Why don't you do something fun? 171 00:12:22.848 --> 00:12:24.115 I have too much to do. 172 00:12:24.581 --> 00:12:26.381 Go down and do something for yourself 173 00:12:26.382 --> 00:12:28.348 and relax this week. It's spring break. 174 00:12:28.581 --> 00:12:30.580 Spring break is for kids, you know? 175 00:12:30.581 --> 00:12:33.181 Like, I'm just too busy. 176 00:12:34.014 --> 00:12:37.381 It will get done. Do something nice for yourself. 177 00:12:37.780 --> 00:12:40.512 Well, I guess it's been a while 178 00:12:40.513 --> 00:12:41.814 since I've done any painting. 179 00:12:42.181 --> 00:12:43.447 Exactly. 180 00:12:43.947 --> 00:12:45.880 You can get started on a new one today. 181 00:12:46.847 --> 00:12:50.046 Maybe I will. What do you have going on today? 182 00:12:50.280 --> 00:12:52.447 Well, just patrolling the back mountain. 183 00:12:53.013 --> 00:12:55.446 Ooh, that sounds like fun. 184 00:12:55.447 --> 00:12:58.013 Well, with all those college kids going up there, 185 00:12:58.379 --> 00:13:00.478 I'm sure it'll be a little interesting. 186 00:13:00.479 --> 00:13:02.679 You better make sure they're not up to no good. 187 00:13:02.879 --> 00:13:05.412 Well, they are college kids and it is spring break. 188 00:13:05.845 --> 00:13:09.079 It wasn't that long ago that we were those college kids. 189 00:13:09.945 --> 00:13:12.678 Yeah. Wow, time has flown. 190 00:13:13.478 --> 00:13:17.578 Yeah, too fast. I miss those days. 191 00:13:18.411 --> 00:13:20.311 Are you really that unhappy? 192 00:13:20.611 --> 00:13:22.645 Now, why would you even ask that? 193 00:13:22.877 --> 00:13:24.676 Well, that business with Liam and all, 194 00:13:24.677 --> 00:13:28.010 - I just thought... - I'm sorry! Okay? 195 00:13:28.011 --> 00:13:29.011 I made a mistake, 196 00:13:29.012 --> 00:13:31.810 and I haven't even seen Liam in a coon's age. 197 00:13:31.811 --> 00:13:34.009 I thought we weren't gonna talk about this anymore! 198 00:13:34.010 --> 00:13:35.410 Okay, okay. 199 00:13:35.777 --> 00:13:36.810 I'm sorry. 200 00:13:37.444 --> 00:13:38.876 I'm sorry too. 201 00:13:39.077 --> 00:13:41.576 I don't know how many times I have to apologize. 202 00:13:43.476 --> 00:13:45.842 Look, just forget about it. 203 00:13:45.843 --> 00:13:46.743 Just drop it. 204 00:13:47.109 --> 00:13:51.176 I dropped it six months ago. You were supposed to as well. 205 00:13:51.476 --> 00:13:53.475 Listen, you'd do the same damn thing 206 00:13:53.476 --> 00:13:54.741 if it happened to you. 207 00:13:54.742 --> 00:13:56.742 And don't stand there and say you wouldn't. 208 00:13:58.209 --> 00:13:59.541 Whatever you say. 209 00:13:59.542 --> 00:14:01.407 You can believe whatever you wanna believe. 210 00:14:13.075 --> 00:14:14.841 Well, I better get going. 211 00:14:15.741 --> 00:14:16.907 Got a lot to do. 212 00:14:16.908 --> 00:14:18.641 And sooner I get out, sooner I'll be back. 213 00:14:19.441 --> 00:14:21.807 Well, be careful out there today. 214 00:14:22.707 --> 00:14:25.639 I will, it's not like anything major's gonna happen. 215 00:14:25.640 --> 00:14:27.274 It never does. 216 00:14:27.573 --> 00:14:30.439 Watch it, you remember what happened the last time 217 00:14:30.440 --> 00:14:31.606 you said that. 218 00:14:32.340 --> 00:14:35.871 Oh, there was that time that guy tried to shoot 219 00:14:35.872 --> 00:14:38.472 Wanda Claggett thinking she was Sasquatch, 220 00:14:38.473 --> 00:14:40.172 wasn't it? 221 00:14:40.173 --> 00:14:41.639 Well, poor Wanda. 222 00:14:42.472 --> 00:14:44.039 She is a big hairy woman. 223 00:14:44.405 --> 00:14:46.072 You're awful! 224 00:14:46.073 --> 00:14:48.204 You can't stand here 225 00:14:48.205 --> 00:14:50.172 and say she doesn't look like Bigfoot. 226 00:14:50.639 --> 00:14:54.105 Well, I guess she isn't exactly feminine, is she? 227 00:14:54.439 --> 00:14:55.971 No, she's not. 228 00:14:56.205 --> 00:14:58.838 Look, I gotta go but I'll be back. 229 00:14:59.805 --> 00:15:01.971 All right, love you. 230 00:15:04.237 --> 00:15:05.371 Love you too. 231 00:15:17.904 --> 00:15:19.302 What the hell are you scratching for, 232 00:15:19.303 --> 00:15:20.536 you got fleas, or something? 233 00:15:20.537 --> 00:15:22.035 I don't got fucking fleas. 234 00:15:22.036 --> 00:15:23.269 Do I look like a dog to you? 235 00:15:23.270 --> 00:15:24.935 I ain't seen a dog as ugly as you. 236 00:15:24.936 --> 00:15:26.469 Oh, fuck you, Otis. 237 00:15:27.502 --> 00:15:29.535 Ah, you wouldn't like it, I'd just lay there 238 00:15:29.536 --> 00:15:31.201 and wipe boogers on your back. 239 00:15:31.202 --> 00:15:32.601 Why are you so fucking gross? 240 00:15:32.602 --> 00:15:34.602 It's just the way my mama raised me, I suppose. 241 00:15:34.968 --> 00:15:36.834 I bet she's proud of that, the way you turned out. 242 00:15:36.835 --> 00:15:37.967 What the hell you talking about? 243 00:15:37.968 --> 00:15:40.634 -I'm her pride and joy. -I know your mama. 244 00:15:40.635 --> 00:15:41.967 She don't care for you that much. 245 00:15:41.968 --> 00:15:43.768 She'd have aborted you if she had the chance. 246 00:15:44.169 --> 00:15:45.234 She tried. 247 00:15:45.935 --> 00:15:48.133 But I was able to grab that coat hanger out of her hand 248 00:15:48.134 --> 00:15:50.233 just in time! 249 00:15:50.234 --> 00:15:51.535 That's a damn shame. 250 00:15:54.934 --> 00:15:57.334 Where the fuck is he? He said he'd be right back. 251 00:15:57.335 --> 00:15:58.566 Maybe he's lost! 252 00:15:58.567 --> 00:15:59.933 He ain't the brightest guy in the world. 253 00:15:59.934 --> 00:16:02.033 He better not have ran off with my money though. 254 00:16:02.034 --> 00:16:03.166 I'll kill him. 255 00:16:03.167 --> 00:16:04.599 He's dumb, but he ain't dumb enough 256 00:16:04.600 --> 00:16:06.067 to do something like that. 257 00:16:06.367 --> 00:16:08.533 - He's pretty damn dumb. - Yo, yo, yo! 258 00:16:08.534 --> 00:16:09.999 What's up, my niggas? 259 00:16:10.000 --> 00:16:11.666 Hey, what took you so long? 260 00:16:12.267 --> 00:16:14.267 Took a little while to find my friend Denny. 261 00:16:14.499 --> 00:16:16.999 Denny, I haven't seen that asshole in weeks. 262 00:16:17.000 --> 00:16:18.933 I thought someone blew his damn head up. 263 00:16:19.366 --> 00:16:21.532 Probably should, he's a real piece of shit. 264 00:16:21.533 --> 00:16:22.898 Hey, don't talk ill about him. 265 00:16:22.899 --> 00:16:25.398 - He's good people. - A real fucking prince 266 00:16:25.399 --> 00:16:27.232 selling dope to all them school kids, and shit. 267 00:16:27.598 --> 00:16:30.331 -You got my shit? -I ever let you down? 268 00:16:32.032 --> 00:16:34.332 What the fuck is that shit, Cheetos? 269 00:16:34.765 --> 00:16:36.963 It's some new stuff I got from Denny. 270 00:16:36.964 --> 00:16:38.297 Got a good price on it too. 271 00:16:38.298 --> 00:16:39.930 It's supposed to blow your fucking mind. 272 00:16:39.931 --> 00:16:40.798 Mm, it fucking better. 273 00:16:40.799 --> 00:16:42.564 I'm fiending, light that shit up. 274 00:17:01.730 --> 00:17:02.763 You all right? 275 00:17:03.596 --> 00:17:05.395 You gonna cough up a fucking lung? 276 00:17:05.396 --> 00:17:08.330 Nah, I'm good. 277 00:17:10.263 --> 00:17:12.129 I never felt better, this shit is awesome. 278 00:17:12.396 --> 00:17:13.628 You gotta try it. 279 00:17:13.629 --> 00:17:15.728 I don't think so, that looks weird to me. 280 00:17:15.729 --> 00:17:17.428 Your loss. Do you want some, Betty Sue? 281 00:17:17.429 --> 00:17:19.862 Hell yeah. Weird looking or otherwise. 282 00:17:20.329 --> 00:17:21.695 I'll try anything once. 283 00:17:21.696 --> 00:17:23.494 That's the same shit John Belushi 284 00:17:23.495 --> 00:17:25.195 and Amy Winehouse used to say. 285 00:17:25.395 --> 00:17:27.427 Things turned out great for them, didn't it? 286 00:17:27.428 --> 00:17:29.493 Gimme a break, I had a rough fucking day. 287 00:17:29.494 --> 00:17:32.261 Or maybe had a rough life. 288 00:17:32.594 --> 00:17:35.394 Boo fucking hoo. 289 00:17:48.126 --> 00:17:51.026 Ooh, I am fucked to the up. 290 00:17:51.226 --> 00:17:52.859 Me too. 291 00:17:54.527 --> 00:17:56.392 Damn, I can't explain how that makes me feel. 292 00:17:56.393 --> 00:17:58.060 That's just fucking amazing. 293 00:17:58.426 --> 00:17:59.725 Sure you don't want some, old man? 294 00:17:59.726 --> 00:18:01.326 All right, fuck it, hand it over. 295 00:18:10.159 --> 00:18:11.392 Second thought, I'll pass. 296 00:18:14.792 --> 00:18:17.059 Hmm, what's fucking wrong with him? 297 00:18:17.858 --> 00:18:18.792 Hey, yo! 298 00:18:19.692 --> 00:18:20.525 Hey! 299 00:18:21.525 --> 00:18:22.325 Yo! 300 00:18:22.692 --> 00:18:24.923 Motherfucker, I ain't giving you mouth-to-mouth. 301 00:19:35.253 --> 00:19:36.818 Hey, babe, can you hand me the keys? 302 00:19:36.819 --> 00:19:38.285 - I really gotta pee. - Yeah. 303 00:19:38.286 --> 00:19:39.453 Thanks. 304 00:19:49.519 --> 00:19:51.451 You smell that fresh mountain air? 305 00:19:51.452 --> 00:19:52.784 It's nice, isn't it? 306 00:19:52.785 --> 00:19:53.917 Yes. 307 00:19:53.918 --> 00:19:56.550 It is. 308 00:19:56.551 --> 00:19:58.285 Really, dude? You're nasty. 309 00:19:58.651 --> 00:20:01.085 - Better out than in. - Ew. 310 00:20:01.418 --> 00:20:03.918 Hey, at least I didn't do that in the car. 311 00:20:04.851 --> 00:20:06.617 I hope you bought him some extra trousers 312 00:20:06.618 --> 00:20:08.283 because I'm pretty sure he shit himself. 313 00:20:08.284 --> 00:20:09.984 No, I'm straight. 314 00:20:10.650 --> 00:20:11.650 No lumps. 315 00:20:11.917 --> 00:20:12.884 Classy. 316 00:20:14.017 --> 00:20:15.117 So did we get the beer? 317 00:20:15.350 --> 00:20:18.350 I think so. You got the herb, right? 318 00:20:19.383 --> 00:20:22.282 Shit, dude. Yeah, I knew I forgot something. 319 00:20:22.283 --> 00:20:23.782 No worries, amigo, 320 00:20:23.783 --> 00:20:26.416 'cause Denny the many is supposed to be here sometime 321 00:20:26.417 --> 00:20:28.182 today or tomorrow. 322 00:20:28.183 --> 00:20:29.515 He'll hook us up. 323 00:20:29.516 --> 00:20:32.516 Isn't Denny the, uh, the fruity dope guy? 324 00:20:33.050 --> 00:20:34.381 That would be Denny. 325 00:20:34.382 --> 00:20:36.615 Well, we can't have Denise and them see each other 326 00:20:36.616 --> 00:20:38.482 because he creeps her out. 327 00:20:38.848 --> 00:20:39.848 No worries. 328 00:20:40.215 --> 00:20:42.081 He's an odd one, for sure. 329 00:20:42.082 --> 00:20:44.781 But he's got the best damn weed 330 00:20:44.782 --> 00:20:48.315 in the entire Tri-State area. 331 00:20:48.515 --> 00:20:49.714 I can't disagree with that. 332 00:20:49.715 --> 00:20:51.614 He does have the best weed I've ever smoked. 333 00:20:51.615 --> 00:20:54.414 Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'll give him a call a little bit later. 334 00:20:54.415 --> 00:20:56.579 I've got him on speed dial. 335 00:20:56.580 --> 00:20:58.314 All right, let's... let's get this stuff out the car 336 00:20:58.315 --> 00:20:59.479 and then we'll give him a ring, okay? 337 00:20:59.480 --> 00:21:00.914 Sounds like a plan, Stan. 338 00:21:05.747 --> 00:21:08.980 Man, it is so nice to be back up here. 339 00:21:10.247 --> 00:21:12.414 I've been stoked for this forever, bro. 340 00:21:12.646 --> 00:21:14.112 Dude, it's... it's just nice. 341 00:21:14.113 --> 00:21:16.146 It's nice to get out and just get away from it all 342 00:21:16.147 --> 00:21:17.279 for a while, you know? 343 00:21:17.613 --> 00:21:22.445 Yeah, it's kind of depressing that this is probably 344 00:21:22.446 --> 00:21:26.346 gonna be the last time that we are here together 345 00:21:26.945 --> 00:21:27.978 for a while. 346 00:21:27.979 --> 00:21:29.711 Nah, dude, you gotta think about it like this. 347 00:21:29.712 --> 00:21:31.511 Tonight is gonna be the most epic night 348 00:21:31.512 --> 00:21:33.311 of our lives, man. 349 00:21:33.312 --> 00:21:35.144 We're gonna be drinking, we're gonna be fucking, 350 00:21:35.145 --> 00:21:37.044 and maybe even some anal. 351 00:21:37.045 --> 00:21:39.910 Yeah, boy, this weekend's about to be fucking lit. 352 00:21:39.911 --> 00:21:41.543 Yeah, dude, it's gonna be fucking epic. 353 00:21:41.544 --> 00:21:43.476 Yeah, bro, chest bump me, chest bump me. 354 00:21:43.477 --> 00:21:45.310 Yeah, let's... let's fucking chest bump, dude. 355 00:21:48.011 --> 00:21:49.077 Ow, fuck. 356 00:22:17.575 --> 00:22:19.342 Can you turn that down, please? 357 00:22:20.075 --> 00:22:22.575 -What? -Turn it down. 358 00:22:23.075 --> 00:22:24.840 -What? -Oh, my God, 359 00:22:24.841 --> 00:22:27.241 turn that fucking shit down. I can't even hear my-- 360 00:22:27.242 --> 00:22:28.574 Why are you yelling? I ain't deaf. 361 00:22:29.208 --> 00:22:30.908 Oh, my God, never mind. 362 00:22:32.541 --> 00:22:35.273 Oh, my God, and slow down. 363 00:22:35.274 --> 00:22:37.240 Where are you going, Speed Racer? 364 00:22:37.241 --> 00:22:39.007 You worry too much, why are you suspicious? 365 00:22:39.740 --> 00:22:40.840 Uh, hello? 366 00:22:41.274 --> 00:22:43.506 The last thing we need is to be pulled over 367 00:22:43.507 --> 00:22:45.507 while we're driving around with all of this shit. 368 00:22:46.041 --> 00:22:48.172 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, stop being a little bitch. 369 00:22:50.340 --> 00:22:52.139 -Oh! -Hey, take it easy, ho. 370 00:22:52.140 --> 00:22:53.674 What you trying to do, kill us both? 371 00:22:56.140 --> 00:22:57.672 Now, what I don't understand 372 00:22:57.673 --> 00:23:00.005 is how the hell do you intend to sell 373 00:23:00.006 --> 00:23:01.772 all of this at the campground? 374 00:23:01.773 --> 00:23:03.772 There's a hell of a lot of pot in here, Cheech. 375 00:23:03.773 --> 00:23:06.439 Relax, queen, I already got it covered. 376 00:23:06.739 --> 00:23:09.338 I had one of my high school friends hit me up 377 00:23:09.339 --> 00:23:10.406 the other day, named Billy. 378 00:23:10.738 --> 00:23:12.738 - Did you fuck him? - No! 379 00:23:13.239 --> 00:23:15.005 Well, maybe. 380 00:23:16.139 --> 00:23:18.171 - Whore. - Anyway, 381 00:23:18.471 --> 00:23:20.170 so he hit me up about a week ago, 382 00:23:20.171 --> 00:23:21.737 and said he and his friends 383 00:23:21.738 --> 00:23:23.003 were coming up here in the woods, 384 00:23:23.004 --> 00:23:26.004 and looking to get high. So I said, "I got you covered." 385 00:23:26.570 --> 00:23:28.405 But then I didn't hear from the son of a bitch. 386 00:23:29.071 --> 00:23:32.503 So then I decide, I offer to make a delivery, 387 00:23:32.504 --> 00:23:34.437 'cause you know I don't do that free charity shit. 388 00:23:35.237 --> 00:23:37.504 So I said I'd hit him up. 389 00:23:37.704 --> 00:23:40.304 But the thing was, he said he didn't want the crack. 390 00:23:40.636 --> 00:23:43.370 He said no to that crack, which surprised me. 391 00:23:43.703 --> 00:23:45.769 Oh, well, that reminds me, 392 00:23:45.770 --> 00:23:47.468 I actually wanted to tell you about something. 393 00:23:47.469 --> 00:23:48.902 -What? -Well, this guy 394 00:23:48.903 --> 00:23:50.002 at the county morgue, 395 00:23:50.303 --> 00:23:52.202 a great customer of mine by the way. 396 00:23:52.503 --> 00:23:54.535 - I bet. - He said they recently 397 00:23:54.536 --> 00:23:57.602 brought in a couple of like weird-looking stiffs. 398 00:23:58.535 --> 00:24:00.367 What was weird is they had these... 399 00:24:00.368 --> 00:24:03.567 -these bright orange eyes. -Bright orange eyes? 400 00:24:03.568 --> 00:24:05.868 - I know, it's so-- - What's that, another STD? 401 00:24:05.869 --> 00:24:08.034 You would know. 402 00:24:09.135 --> 00:24:11.301 No, sweetheart, they actually said 403 00:24:11.302 --> 00:24:12.968 it's some sort of like brand-new drug. 404 00:24:13.302 --> 00:24:14.867 But I don't think they actually know yet. 405 00:24:14.868 --> 00:24:17.266 - What, whoa, watch out, Denny! - Oh! 406 00:24:17.267 --> 00:24:18.634 What the fuck was that? 407 00:24:24.434 --> 00:24:25.832 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Denny, 408 00:24:25.833 --> 00:24:27.899 they're pulling us over. What are we gonna do? 409 00:24:27.900 --> 00:24:29.266 I can't go to jail. 410 00:24:29.267 --> 00:24:30.566 I'm too cute. 411 00:24:30.967 --> 00:24:32.667 Wait, wait, I've got a plan. 412 00:24:33.266 --> 00:24:35.165 -What's the plan? -Just keep driving, 413 00:24:35.166 --> 00:24:36.699 and now you can speed up, all right? 414 00:24:36.700 --> 00:24:38.566 The camp turnoff is coming right here. 415 00:24:39.300 --> 00:24:40.765 Listen, once we make the turn, 416 00:24:40.766 --> 00:24:42.731 the cops won't see us for a few seconds, all right? 417 00:24:42.732 --> 00:24:44.300 It's really covered by a bunch of trees. 418 00:24:44.599 --> 00:24:46.865 I'm gonna throw my hand back into the forest there. 419 00:24:46.866 --> 00:24:48.731 We'll just come back for it later, okay? 420 00:24:48.732 --> 00:24:50.331 Okay, all... all right, all right. 421 00:24:50.332 --> 00:24:52.064 - Okay. - We... we might be okay. 422 00:24:52.065 --> 00:24:53.131 Okay, just keep going. 423 00:24:53.132 --> 00:24:54.930 We're far enough away that they might not be suspicious. 424 00:24:54.931 --> 00:24:55.931 Okay. 425 00:25:00.631 --> 00:25:02.331 All right, well this might be a good spot. 426 00:25:02.731 --> 00:25:04.298 Oh, my God, we've gotta do it now. 427 00:25:53.328 --> 00:25:57.527 Sir, I need your license and registration, please. 428 00:26:01.627 --> 00:26:03.627 What seems to be the problem, officer? 429 00:26:08.160 --> 00:26:09.193 Okay. 430 00:26:09.826 --> 00:26:12.525 What was that driving stunt you just pulled back there, 431 00:26:12.526 --> 00:26:14.726 swerving across the road like a maniac? 432 00:26:15.960 --> 00:26:17.525 Sir, I could smell your breath 433 00:26:17.526 --> 00:26:19.425 and you don't smell like you've been drinking, 434 00:26:19.426 --> 00:26:21.458 so I'm not gonna order a breathalyzer on you. 435 00:26:21.459 --> 00:26:23.091 But what the hell was that all about? 436 00:26:23.092 --> 00:26:24.392 Oh, well, you see, 437 00:26:24.393 --> 00:26:26.691 this little raccoon just scurried across the road 438 00:26:26.692 --> 00:26:28.524 and I swerved to avoid flattening it. 439 00:26:29.659 --> 00:26:32.792 Yeah, it does happen a lot in these parts. 440 00:26:33.659 --> 00:26:36.157 Yes, sir, I'm gonna give you a pass on that. 441 00:26:36.158 --> 00:26:37.391 I gotta ask you 442 00:26:37.392 --> 00:26:38.525 another question. 443 00:26:38.824 --> 00:26:42.224 How about the first time you lost control of your car? 444 00:26:42.225 --> 00:26:44.424 Was that another raccoon? 445 00:26:45.791 --> 00:26:47.224 -Well, you see-- -No. 446 00:26:47.557 --> 00:26:49.657 No, sir, I don't know. 447 00:26:49.658 --> 00:26:53.490 What I do know is a short space of five minutes, 448 00:26:53.491 --> 00:26:57.423 you two endangered human lives with your reckless driving. 449 00:26:57.424 --> 00:26:59.957 Now, what was the first incident about? 450 00:27:00.324 --> 00:27:01.956 - Oh. - We had a little, um-- 451 00:27:01.957 --> 00:27:03.956 Oh, well, you see, officers, 452 00:27:03.957 --> 00:27:06.055 we're actually on our honeymoon. 453 00:27:06.056 --> 00:27:07.255 We just got married. 454 00:27:07.256 --> 00:27:08.322 -Yeah. -Congratulations. 455 00:27:08.323 --> 00:27:09.455 Ooh, thanks. 456 00:27:09.456 --> 00:27:10.888 What do you mean you just got married? 457 00:27:10.889 --> 00:27:14.421 Yes, Denny here finally popped the question. 458 00:27:14.422 --> 00:27:17.521 Oh, that's beautiful, isn't it pretty? 459 00:27:17.522 --> 00:27:19.855 -Look at the ring. -Oh, is this Kay's Jewelry? 460 00:27:19.856 --> 00:27:21.855 - Absolutely. - Only the best. 461 00:27:21.856 --> 00:27:22.822 Totally. 462 00:27:23.322 --> 00:27:24.954 You two lucky bastards. 463 00:27:24.955 --> 00:27:27.522 -Oh. -Oh. You're too kind. 464 00:27:27.755 --> 00:27:31.420 Okay, well, yes, we were going a little over the speed limit, 465 00:27:31.421 --> 00:27:33.354 but we have good reason. 466 00:27:33.855 --> 00:27:36.354 We're actually on our way to our hotel room. 467 00:27:37.054 --> 00:27:38.353 - Oh, my Lord. - Yeah. 468 00:27:38.354 --> 00:27:40.587 Me and Denny here are really looking forward 469 00:27:40.588 --> 00:27:42.819 to consummating the wedding. Aren't we, baby? 470 00:27:42.820 --> 00:27:44.253 The things I'm gonna do to you. 471 00:27:44.254 --> 00:27:45.586 Oh, like what? 472 00:27:45.587 --> 00:27:47.452 Oh, you're gonna see what when we get there. 473 00:27:47.453 --> 00:27:49.452 A night at Frankie's Fudge Factory? 474 00:27:49.453 --> 00:27:51.687 Okay, okay, that's enough. I don't wanna hear anymore. 475 00:27:52.153 --> 00:27:53.320 Sorry. 476 00:27:54.053 --> 00:27:56.818 So we're free to go, officer? 477 00:27:56.819 --> 00:27:58.020 Yes, yes. 478 00:27:58.320 --> 00:28:01.185 For God's sake, get the hell outta here already. 479 00:28:01.186 --> 00:28:03.418 Thanks, Mr. Q. 480 00:28:03.419 --> 00:28:05.585 Just try to keep it under 55, all right? 481 00:28:05.586 --> 00:28:08.418 Oh, cross my heart and hope to die. 482 00:28:08.419 --> 00:28:10.551 Good, now you have a nice rest of your day. 483 00:28:10.552 --> 00:28:12.385 -Thank you, you too. -You too. 484 00:28:12.386 --> 00:28:13.751 God bless you, officers. 485 00:28:13.752 --> 00:28:15.285 - Yeah. - Well, you enjoy 486 00:28:15.286 --> 00:28:17.051 - your evening. - Oh, we will. 487 00:28:17.052 --> 00:28:18.217 -Thank you. -Thank you. 488 00:28:18.218 --> 00:28:19.417 Send me some pictures. 489 00:28:19.418 --> 00:28:21.417 -Oh, absolutely. -Oh, we will. 490 00:28:21.418 --> 00:28:22.550 Oh, you're so funny. 491 00:28:22.551 --> 00:28:24.685 Gee, why can't I get married? 492 00:28:27.318 --> 00:28:29.651 That was close. 493 00:28:57.116 --> 00:28:58.283 So what's the plan? 494 00:28:59.349 --> 00:29:03.582 Well, I say we wait until we're sure they're gone, 495 00:29:04.548 --> 00:29:06.582 and then we're gonna go pick up the shit, okay? 496 00:29:07.215 --> 00:29:08.315 Okay, sounds good. 497 00:29:38.580 --> 00:29:40.879 Oh, yeah, let me, let me think, um. 498 00:29:41.646 --> 00:29:42.546 Is, uh... 499 00:29:44.545 --> 00:29:47.511 you don't drink, you don't smoke. 500 00:29:47.512 --> 00:29:50.678 I don't know the rest. 501 00:29:50.679 --> 00:29:51.512 Go. 502 00:29:51.746 --> 00:29:54.111 ♪ Goody two, Goody two Goody, Goody Two-shoes ♪ 503 00:29:54.112 --> 00:29:55.678 I'm not a Goody Two-shoes. 504 00:29:55.679 --> 00:29:59.145 Oh, calm down. It's nothing to be ashamed of. 505 00:29:59.511 --> 00:30:01.543 I just don't like to drink, okay? 506 00:30:01.544 --> 00:30:02.645 Okay. 507 00:30:02.978 --> 00:30:03.845 Why not? 508 00:30:05.211 --> 00:30:06.810 Because my dad had a problem with it, 509 00:30:06.811 --> 00:30:08.577 and I don't wanna end up like him. 510 00:30:08.578 --> 00:30:10.744 That's right, I remember now. 511 00:30:11.544 --> 00:30:14.410 That one night that he waltzed into White Castle 512 00:30:14.411 --> 00:30:16.043 in nothing but his underwear. 513 00:30:17.543 --> 00:30:20.142 That's funny shit, oh, I wish I was there to see it. 514 00:30:20.143 --> 00:30:22.075 Oh, you wish you did, bro. 515 00:30:22.076 --> 00:30:23.309 There was a big mud stain 516 00:30:23.310 --> 00:30:24.743 in the back of his whitey tighties, 517 00:30:24.744 --> 00:30:27.376 and one of his nuts hanging out the front. 518 00:30:27.377 --> 00:30:28.608 Guys, I think we should drop this. 519 00:30:28.609 --> 00:30:30.475 I really don't think that Finn wants to hear 520 00:30:30.476 --> 00:30:32.508 -about any of this. -Oh, man, he was sharting 521 00:30:32.509 --> 00:30:35.208 in his seat. 522 00:30:35.209 --> 00:30:37.441 Ew. Well, he was eating sliders all night. 523 00:30:37.442 --> 00:30:39.475 -Oh. -Dude, there's no way, dude. 524 00:30:39.476 --> 00:30:41.142 How is... Where did he even put his money? 525 00:30:41.342 --> 00:30:43.607 Oh, the old prison wallet. 526 00:30:43.608 --> 00:30:47.307 He pulled it right out, handed it stench and all 527 00:30:47.308 --> 00:30:50.107 to the cashier. Just a big sticky wad. 528 00:30:50.108 --> 00:30:51.775 Oh, that's disgusting. 529 00:30:52.008 --> 00:30:54.440 Seriously, guys, can we please just stop talking about- 530 00:30:54.441 --> 00:30:56.375 Actually, wait, wait. No, no, no, shh. 531 00:30:56.874 --> 00:30:59.740 I remember a story my uncle told me one time. 532 00:30:59.741 --> 00:31:01.439 He told me that he was one of the guys 533 00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:02.840 that arrested him that night, 534 00:31:02.841 --> 00:31:05.240 and he threw up all over the cop car. 535 00:31:05.440 --> 00:31:07.473 It was fucking nasty. 536 00:31:07.474 --> 00:31:09.439 Everyone at the precinct was furious. 537 00:31:09.440 --> 00:31:10.606 Dude, there's no wonder 538 00:31:10.607 --> 00:31:11.939 you don't wanna drink, man. 539 00:31:11.940 --> 00:31:13.639 -Shut up. -What the heck? 540 00:31:13.640 --> 00:31:16.406 I'm going for a walk, be back later. 541 00:31:17.873 --> 00:31:19.606 You guys are assholes. 542 00:31:20.106 --> 00:31:21.505 What'd we do? 543 00:31:21.506 --> 00:31:22.839 You know about her past 544 00:31:22.840 --> 00:31:24.971 and how sensitive she is about her dad. 545 00:31:24.972 --> 00:31:26.539 Why would you even bring it up? 546 00:31:26.972 --> 00:31:28.838 Because I thought it was funny. 547 00:31:28.839 --> 00:31:29.839 Not to her. 548 00:31:30.572 --> 00:31:32.805 It is... it's okay, it's okay. 549 00:31:33.106 --> 00:31:35.839 All she has to do is loosen up, maybe have a few drinks. 550 00:31:36.171 --> 00:31:39.038 Not too many, obviously. And then, maybe... 551 00:31:39.305 --> 00:31:41.338 maybe you'll get the stick out of her ass. 552 00:31:41.605 --> 00:31:43.737 Exactly, bro, but then she's gonna end up drunk 553 00:31:43.738 --> 00:31:45.570 at White Castle in her underwear, 554 00:31:45.571 --> 00:31:47.070 just like her old man. 555 00:31:49.005 --> 00:31:50.304 You're awful. 556 00:31:51.704 --> 00:31:53.104 - Fuck you. - What the hell? 557 00:31:53.771 --> 00:31:56.137 -Where you going? -To get a drink. 558 00:31:57.037 --> 00:31:59.137 Can you get me one please? Please and thank you. 559 00:31:59.404 --> 00:32:01.435 After the shit you pulled, you can get one yourself. 560 00:32:02.670 --> 00:32:04.470 I don't know about you, bro, but... 561 00:32:05.837 --> 00:32:07.536 I wouldn't mind seeing Finn in her underwear. 562 00:32:08.203 --> 00:32:09.802 -Excuse me? -But I mean, 563 00:32:10.136 --> 00:32:11.436 you gotta admit, I mean, 564 00:32:11.702 --> 00:32:13.702 you seen the dumper on that girl? 565 00:32:14.469 --> 00:32:16.601 I'd eat her shitter like an apple fritter. 566 00:32:16.602 --> 00:32:18.003 And then fuck her brains out. 567 00:32:18.435 --> 00:32:20.003 -Same. -Yeah? 568 00:32:20.402 --> 00:32:21.736 Well, why don't we go do that? 569 00:32:23.669 --> 00:32:25.835 - Do what? - Fuck your brains out. 570 00:32:28.901 --> 00:32:31.068 Hey now, chap, it's been swell. 571 00:32:31.269 --> 00:32:33.102 Good night, good evening, and good luck. 572 00:32:33.434 --> 00:32:36.301 See you tomorrow. My dear, to the jousting chamber. 573 00:32:40.167 --> 00:32:42.034 Babe. Babe! 574 00:32:45.967 --> 00:32:46.967 Fuck. 575 00:32:47.433 --> 00:32:49.500 All right, the coast is clear. 576 00:32:50.400 --> 00:32:52.267 Yeah, let's go, Thelma. 577 00:33:04.332 --> 00:33:05.599 Ew. 578 00:33:05.866 --> 00:33:08.931 -Oh, God, get away! -What's wrong with you? 579 00:33:08.932 --> 00:33:11.898 Well, I'm trying to get away from all these damn creatures! 580 00:33:12.299 --> 00:33:15.164 I hate bugs, and all these snakes, 581 00:33:15.165 --> 00:33:17.266 and all these other nasty motherfuckers. 582 00:33:17.598 --> 00:33:20.264 -Nature sucks. -Calm your clit. 583 00:33:20.265 --> 00:33:21.530 It ain't that bad. 584 00:33:21.531 --> 00:33:23.997 Well, excuse me, Malibu's most-wanted. 585 00:33:25.064 --> 00:33:28.596 Well, I don't see bugs trying to orally violate you. 586 00:33:29.565 --> 00:33:31.831 Don't touch me, homo. 587 00:33:32.297 --> 00:33:34.563 -But you love my touches. -No, getting real tired 588 00:33:34.564 --> 00:33:35.796 -of your shit. -That's not fair, Denny. 589 00:33:35.797 --> 00:33:36.931 Oh, here it is. 590 00:33:37.697 --> 00:33:40.829 Thank God, hurry and grab it so we can get outta here 591 00:33:40.830 --> 00:33:42.662 before these things eat me alive. 592 00:33:42.663 --> 00:33:44.129 Uh-oh. 593 00:33:44.130 --> 00:33:45.396 What do you mean, "Uh-oh"? 594 00:33:45.397 --> 00:33:46.962 -What is it? -The shit, 595 00:33:46.963 --> 00:33:47.997 it isn't in here. 596 00:33:48.329 --> 00:33:51.095 "It isn't in there." Very funny, Denny. 597 00:33:51.096 --> 00:33:52.763 It's an empty bag, fag. 598 00:33:52.996 --> 00:33:55.096 Ugh, feelings. 599 00:33:55.429 --> 00:33:57.495 Well, help me find it, 600 00:33:57.496 --> 00:33:59.061 it's gotta be around here somewhere. 601 00:33:59.062 --> 00:34:00.162 Where could it have gone? 602 00:34:00.363 --> 00:34:03.261 I don't know, it didn't just get up and walk on away. 603 00:34:03.262 --> 00:34:04.794 Well, no shit, Einstein. 604 00:34:04.795 --> 00:34:06.294 But it's gotta be around here somewhere. 605 00:34:07.362 --> 00:34:08.960 What the hell is that? 606 00:34:09.962 --> 00:34:12.394 It's probably a fucking bear, or something. 607 00:34:12.395 --> 00:34:14.127 It ain't no bear. 608 00:34:14.128 --> 00:34:16.028 -I think I know what it is. -What? 609 00:34:16.361 --> 00:34:18.293 Be careful. 610 00:34:20.227 --> 00:34:21.294 No! 611 00:34:25.227 --> 00:34:27.261 Well, I think I know where all the shit went. 612 00:34:28.194 --> 00:34:29.827 Well, what are we gonna do now? 613 00:34:31.893 --> 00:34:34.060 -Hang on, I'll get it. -Oh. 614 00:34:34.493 --> 00:34:37.058 For God's sake, come here, you little shit, 615 00:34:37.059 --> 00:34:38.392 you got something that we need. 616 00:34:38.393 --> 00:34:40.325 I don't think it wants to give it back, babe. 617 00:34:46.293 --> 00:34:47.358 Oh, God. 618 00:34:48.692 --> 00:34:51.091 Stop it, he doesn't like it when you use your teeth! 619 00:34:51.092 --> 00:34:52.157 Get off my dick! 620 00:34:54.125 --> 00:34:55.758 It's got my balls, Frankie! 621 00:35:06.825 --> 00:35:07.825 Denny! 622 00:35:08.091 --> 00:35:10.258 Oh! Oh, no, no. 623 00:35:20.523 --> 00:35:25.290 Denny! No, no! My sweet Denny. 624 00:35:25.789 --> 00:35:27.856 You would've wanted me to save myself. 625 00:35:31.589 --> 00:35:34.255 Get away from me, you... you gremlin. 626 00:35:58.088 --> 00:35:59.421 So beautiful up here. 627 00:36:03.054 --> 00:36:04.621 So peaceful and quiet. 628 00:36:09.754 --> 00:36:10.786 What the hell? 629 00:36:16.786 --> 00:36:18.952 Take that, you cock-sucking squirrels. 630 00:36:18.953 --> 00:36:22.052 You ain't ever gonna be stealing my nuts ever again. Yeah. 631 00:36:22.353 --> 00:36:24.519 You ain't even hit them, dumb ass. 632 00:36:25.019 --> 00:36:27.418 There they go. Running away. 633 00:36:27.419 --> 00:36:29.517 What? That was just a warning shot. 634 00:36:29.518 --> 00:36:31.218 I wanna get 'em good and scared 635 00:36:31.219 --> 00:36:32.585 before I blow 'em away. 636 00:36:32.785 --> 00:36:34.317 Warning shot, my ass. 637 00:36:34.318 --> 00:36:36.317 You couldn't hit the blue side of a red barn 638 00:36:36.318 --> 00:36:37.784 if you were standing right in front of it. 639 00:36:37.785 --> 00:36:40.451 Hell, son, you ain't done much better. 640 00:36:40.452 --> 00:36:43.184 -How many did you get today? -None. 641 00:36:43.185 --> 00:36:45.618 But I'm after something bigger than them little squirrels. 642 00:36:46.584 --> 00:36:49.051 - What you after? - What do you think? 643 00:36:49.584 --> 00:36:51.150 -Dumbass. -Dumbass? 644 00:36:51.384 --> 00:36:53.250 You's the dumbass, Jethro. 645 00:36:53.251 --> 00:36:55.084 Ain't no bears up here in these parts. 646 00:36:55.384 --> 00:36:57.017 Then how come I seen 'em out here before? 647 00:36:57.451 --> 00:36:58.849 You's probably drunk. 648 00:36:58.850 --> 00:37:01.050 You ain't see no God dang bears up here. 649 00:37:01.317 --> 00:37:03.849 Then what the hell was it, Big Foot? 650 00:37:03.850 --> 00:37:05.916 I don't know, maybe it's your mama. 651 00:37:05.917 --> 00:37:08.315 She kind of a big old fat, hairy broad. 652 00:37:08.316 --> 00:37:10.182 Maybe she was hungry, wandering around the woods, 653 00:37:10.183 --> 00:37:12.315 stealing some picnic baskets or something. 654 00:37:12.316 --> 00:37:13.449 Screw you, Lenny. 655 00:37:13.450 --> 00:37:15.548 At least my mom ain't a big old whore 656 00:37:15.549 --> 00:37:17.448 who sells her dirty snatch for cigarettes, 657 00:37:17.449 --> 00:37:18.548 -like yours does. -Hey, 658 00:37:18.549 --> 00:37:20.248 you kiss my ass, you son of a bitch. 659 00:37:20.249 --> 00:37:21.748 You can't talk about my mom. 660 00:37:21.749 --> 00:37:23.848 Hey, hey, guys, please help me. 661 00:37:23.849 --> 00:37:25.047 What the shit? 662 00:37:25.048 --> 00:37:26.781 It... it just killed Denny. 663 00:37:27.482 --> 00:37:29.448 And now it's coming to get me next. 664 00:37:29.449 --> 00:37:31.981 What's this? What the hell you talking about, Nancy boy? 665 00:37:31.982 --> 00:37:32.948 What's coming after you? 666 00:37:33.414 --> 00:37:34.914 A naked lady? 667 00:37:34.915 --> 00:37:38.013 I bet you scared to death of them, aren't you, boy? 668 00:37:38.014 --> 00:37:40.615 It's a... it's a fucking raccoon! 669 00:37:40.847 --> 00:37:43.414 Listen, it just ripped Denny to pieces. 670 00:37:43.614 --> 00:37:46.347 Please, you've gotta help me, it's right out there. 671 00:37:46.348 --> 00:37:48.080 A raccoon, what the hell... 672 00:37:48.081 --> 00:37:49.347 what the hell are you going on about? 673 00:37:49.780 --> 00:37:53.246 Uh, listen to me, you fucking troglodytes. 674 00:37:53.247 --> 00:37:57.246 I am telling you it's a killer raccoon, okay? 675 00:37:57.247 --> 00:37:59.879 It's all fucked up on drugs and shit. 676 00:38:00.447 --> 00:38:02.946 I think you's the one who's fucked up on drugs. 677 00:38:03.279 --> 00:38:04.478 Sissy boy. 678 00:38:04.479 --> 00:38:06.713 Watch out, that killer coon gonna get you. 679 00:38:09.412 --> 00:38:11.645 Fuck me. It's here. 680 00:38:11.646 --> 00:38:13.178 Are you guys gonna do something? 681 00:38:13.179 --> 00:38:14.411 Shoot it! 682 00:38:14.412 --> 00:38:19.111 -Get off my gun, boy. -Oh, forget you, pig fuckers. 683 00:38:22.044 --> 00:38:23.877 What in the name of Dolly Parton's 684 00:38:23.878 --> 00:38:26.378 -big old sweet titties was that? -I don't know. 685 00:38:26.844 --> 00:38:28.111 Them gays is weird. 686 00:38:28.311 --> 00:38:30.211 What's that? 687 00:38:30.744 --> 00:38:32.610 Maybe it's one of those killer raccoons 688 00:38:32.611 --> 00:38:34.409 that fairy was going on about. 689 00:38:34.410 --> 00:38:36.476 So watch out, man. 690 00:38:36.477 --> 00:38:38.010 That killer coon might get your ass. 691 00:38:44.576 --> 00:38:45.977 Oh, you bastard! 692 00:38:51.343 --> 00:38:56.542 Shoot it, goddammit, shoot the fucking thing! 693 00:38:56.543 --> 00:38:58.543 Eat lead, you fucking asshole. 694 00:39:06.909 --> 00:39:08.442 Well, shit. 695 00:39:19.274 --> 00:39:22.641 I told him there weren'’t no God dang bears here. 696 00:39:47.906 --> 00:39:48.872 Oh, hi, Marla. 697 00:39:49.206 --> 00:39:50.305 What's the good news? 698 00:39:50.939 --> 00:39:52.339 Patty Emmons called. 699 00:39:52.706 --> 00:39:55.171 Oh, Lord, what did she see this time? 700 00:39:55.172 --> 00:39:57.172 A UFO or another leprechaun? 701 00:39:57.505 --> 00:40:00.338 No, Jethro and Lenny went hunting 702 00:40:00.339 --> 00:40:01.437 and they're not back yet. 703 00:40:01.438 --> 00:40:03.005 They said they'd be back by 12:00. 704 00:40:04.138 --> 00:40:05.471 It's only 12:30. 705 00:40:06.072 --> 00:40:07.271 Yeah, well, she's worried. 706 00:40:07.605 --> 00:40:09.504 She's always worried about something. 707 00:40:09.738 --> 00:40:12.270 Well, this time she's really crazy worried. 708 00:40:12.271 --> 00:40:13.837 So you wanna go check on 'em? 709 00:40:14.071 --> 00:40:15.270 Not really. 710 00:40:15.271 --> 00:40:17.337 Well, if you don't, she's gonna keep calling, 711 00:40:17.338 --> 00:40:18.669 and then I'm gonna have to deal with her, 712 00:40:18.670 --> 00:40:20.036 and I don't wanna deal with her. 713 00:40:21.237 --> 00:40:22.469 All right, I'll go have a look. 714 00:40:22.470 --> 00:40:24.035 It's not like I don't have a million other things 715 00:40:24.036 --> 00:40:25.103 to do today. 716 00:40:25.303 --> 00:40:27.337 Good, I'll call her back and let her know. 717 00:40:27.736 --> 00:40:30.269 You know, Jethro's probably hiding from her. 718 00:40:30.270 --> 00:40:32.602 I know I would be if I was married to her. 719 00:40:32.603 --> 00:40:34.302 Uh, she's nuttier than a squirrel turd. 720 00:40:34.502 --> 00:40:37.102 Yes she is, and that's why he drinks like a fish. 721 00:40:37.369 --> 00:40:38.835 I'll be back in a bit. 722 00:40:38.836 --> 00:40:40.236 Okay, be careful. 723 00:40:41.035 --> 00:40:42.336 Always. 724 00:40:45.336 --> 00:40:48.501 I'm coming, Patty, I'm coming. 725 00:40:52.768 --> 00:40:57.234 Scurry off, you devil, foul taker of souls. 726 00:40:57.235 --> 00:40:58.667 I just like heavy metal music, man. 727 00:40:59.068 --> 00:41:00.600 Everybody likes heavy metal music. 728 00:41:00.601 --> 00:41:02.133 Jesus likes heavy metal music. 729 00:41:02.134 --> 00:41:05.834 Jesus likes Ozzy Osbourne. Jesus likes Ronnie James Dio. 730 00:41:06.133 --> 00:41:09.366 Ronnie James Dio was not a holy diver. 731 00:41:09.367 --> 00:41:11.734 He rolled around in Satan's feces. 732 00:41:12.900 --> 00:41:15.466 I don't know, I don't think that's right, man. 733 00:41:15.467 --> 00:41:18.433 He did, brother. He was besmirched. 734 00:41:18.633 --> 00:41:21.032 Oh, I can't go with you on that, man. 735 00:41:21.033 --> 00:41:22.733 That's just nutty. 736 00:41:23.099 --> 00:41:25.666 Behold, brothers and sisters, 737 00:41:26.066 --> 00:41:28.365 our most righteous Lord. 738 00:41:28.366 --> 00:41:31.399 That pile driver of Satan's spawn. 739 00:41:31.732 --> 00:41:34.398 - Lies. - We shall cast you out. 740 00:41:34.999 --> 00:41:38.098 -Sad. -Lord, I implore you 741 00:41:38.298 --> 00:41:43.097 to cast out the rock and roll-a from his soul-a. 742 00:41:43.098 --> 00:41:45.597 Nah, man, that's not gonna happen. 743 00:41:45.598 --> 00:41:47.597 Ronnie James Dio forever, man. 744 00:41:47.598 --> 00:41:50.364 This is not a reality, man. 745 00:41:51.164 --> 00:41:52.363 Oh. 746 00:41:55.997 --> 00:41:57.630 God, dear Lord. 747 00:41:57.631 --> 00:41:58.729 Is that a head? 748 00:42:01.297 --> 00:42:02.862 Fuck! 749 00:42:02.863 --> 00:42:04.029 Fuck this shit. 750 00:42:09.963 --> 00:42:11.295 Jesus, I'’m sorry! 751 00:42:11.296 --> 00:42:13.262 Jesus Christ! 752 00:42:13.263 --> 00:42:16.661 Jesus Christ, Jesus! 753 00:42:20.596 --> 00:42:24.562 Why have you forsaken me, Lord? 754 00:42:32.295 --> 00:42:34.294 She'’s my sweet little lamb! 755 00:42:39.027 --> 00:42:40.561 Fear not, my flock. 756 00:42:41.061 --> 00:42:42.794 For our brother shall protect you. 757 00:42:53.293 --> 00:42:55.260 Or maybe just guide you to paradise. 758 00:42:57.160 --> 00:42:59.926 Ronnie James Dio forever. 759 00:43:04.193 --> 00:43:07.226 Oh, Brother Fred, it's Armageddon. 760 00:43:07.426 --> 00:43:10.192 A furry monkey devil is killing all our flock. 761 00:43:10.392 --> 00:43:12.825 What are we gonna do? 762 00:43:13.292 --> 00:43:16.758 Brother Riley, it's a miracle you're still alive. 763 00:43:17.825 --> 00:43:20.991 Why don't you take some of that miracle. 764 00:43:20.992 --> 00:43:21.992 -Okay, brother. -Go spread it 765 00:43:21.993 --> 00:43:23.325 to your brothers and sisters. 766 00:43:35.958 --> 00:43:37.657 My God, the horror. 767 00:43:41.324 --> 00:43:42.923 Oh, sister. 768 00:43:43.357 --> 00:43:45.123 Oh, please, save my baby, please. 769 00:43:45.324 --> 00:43:46.889 Never even finished patty cake. 770 00:43:46.890 --> 00:43:49.056 It's the devil monkey! 771 00:44:00.089 --> 00:44:01.622 He was such a good boy. 772 00:44:02.822 --> 00:44:03.722 Oh. 773 00:44:04.223 --> 00:44:05.255 Oh, well. 774 00:44:19.588 --> 00:44:20.588 Hello? 775 00:44:21.155 --> 00:44:22.321 Somebody there? 776 00:44:26.387 --> 00:44:28.853 Carlos, is that you? 777 00:44:30.954 --> 00:44:33.321 You're not gonna scare me, so you can knock it off. 778 00:44:33.920 --> 00:44:35.053 Oh! 779 00:44:36.386 --> 00:44:38.519 What's wrong with you? Watch where you're going. 780 00:44:38.520 --> 00:44:40.519 Sorry. I'm so, so sorry. 781 00:44:40.520 --> 00:44:42.751 Oh, my God, come on, we have gotta go. 782 00:44:42.752 --> 00:44:43.752 That thing is coming. 783 00:44:43.753 --> 00:44:45.918 What are you talking about, what's coming? 784 00:44:45.919 --> 00:44:48.586 Goddammit, again? 785 00:44:48.886 --> 00:44:50.252 The raccoon. 786 00:44:50.752 --> 00:44:51.752 The raccoon? 787 00:44:51.753 --> 00:44:53.219 This is some sort of joke, right? 788 00:44:53.953 --> 00:44:55.117 No. 789 00:44:55.118 --> 00:44:57.384 No, it's all cracked out on drugs 790 00:44:57.385 --> 00:44:59.152 and it's out of its mind. 791 00:44:59.385 --> 00:45:00.952 I... I swear to God. 792 00:45:01.419 --> 00:45:03.684 Oh, my God, it killed Denny. 793 00:45:03.685 --> 00:45:05.618 This is some sort of YouTube video, right? 794 00:45:05.885 --> 00:45:07.951 I mean, you need to work on your material. 795 00:45:07.952 --> 00:45:09.117 A killer raccoon? 796 00:45:09.351 --> 00:45:10.417 Be serious. 797 00:45:10.418 --> 00:45:12.218 Listen to me, you stupid bitch! 798 00:45:12.951 --> 00:45:15.884 I don't give a shit if you believe me or not, okay? 799 00:45:16.151 --> 00:45:17.749 I am getting the fuck outta here 800 00:45:17.750 --> 00:45:19.916 before that thing comes back and gets me again. 801 00:45:19.917 --> 00:45:21.183 Now are you coming or not? 802 00:45:21.684 --> 00:45:23.149 All right, this is a little much. 803 00:45:23.150 --> 00:45:24.549 You don't have to be all nasty about it. 804 00:45:24.550 --> 00:45:26.182 Shit, oh, shit, I told you, come on! 805 00:45:26.183 --> 00:45:27.449 -What are you doing? -We gotta go! 806 00:45:27.450 --> 00:45:28.748 Get off of me. 807 00:45:28.749 --> 00:45:29.749 Fuck. 808 00:45:30.116 --> 00:45:31.816 You know what, you little twat? 809 00:45:32.283 --> 00:45:33.949 You can just stay here and get that pussy 810 00:45:33.950 --> 00:45:38.249 shredded the fuck-up, but not mine, honey, mm-mm. 811 00:45:40.182 --> 00:45:41.516 What a weirdo. 812 00:46:18.080 --> 00:46:20.946 I have seen an evil gnome lurking the aisles 813 00:46:20.947 --> 00:46:22.212 of Bo's Hardware. 814 00:46:22.213 --> 00:46:24.345 - You saw what? - An evil gnome 815 00:46:24.346 --> 00:46:26.512 -coming to get me. -No, ma'am. No, you didn't. 816 00:46:26.513 --> 00:46:28.911 No, he's not a gnome, his name is Nicholas. 817 00:46:28.912 --> 00:46:31.578 And he's not coming to get you. He's a dwarf. 818 00:46:31.579 --> 00:46:33.945 Jonathan needs to get down here right away. 819 00:46:33.946 --> 00:46:37.578 No, no, fine, I will tell him when he gets back. 820 00:46:37.579 --> 00:46:40.110 Yes, yes, I'll make that report, sure. 821 00:46:40.111 --> 00:46:41.844 I'm in grave danger. 822 00:46:49.878 --> 00:46:53.777 Big Foot planted his seed in my sweet Suzie. 823 00:46:53.778 --> 00:46:56.243 How many times do I have to tell you, Mr. Roberts? 824 00:46:56.244 --> 00:46:57.510 Bigfoot is not real. 825 00:46:57.511 --> 00:46:59.610 And he did not impregnate your daughter. 826 00:46:59.611 --> 00:47:01.243 That was Joey from the diner. 827 00:47:01.244 --> 00:47:02.877 - The cook? - Yeah. 828 00:47:09.476 --> 00:47:11.609 Oh, yeah, this is it. 829 00:47:11.610 --> 00:47:13.775 What do you think? 830 00:47:13.776 --> 00:47:16.008 - Whatever. - Yeah. 831 00:47:16.009 --> 00:47:17.475 This is a nice place to set up camp. 832 00:47:18.576 --> 00:47:19.775 If you say so. 833 00:47:19.776 --> 00:47:22.076 I really don't care one way or the other, Allen. 834 00:47:22.275 --> 00:47:23.641 What the hell is your problem? 835 00:47:23.642 --> 00:47:25.074 I have no idea what you're talking about. 836 00:47:25.075 --> 00:47:26.408 Bullshit, you've been acting like this 837 00:47:26.409 --> 00:47:28.007 ever since we got here. 838 00:47:28.008 --> 00:47:29.874 I don't know, Allen, maybe it's because I wanted to go 839 00:47:29.875 --> 00:47:31.840 to Florida, or somewhere nice for our vacation. 840 00:47:31.841 --> 00:47:34.174 And instead, you dragged us out to the middle of nowhere. 841 00:47:34.175 --> 00:47:36.141 Look, we talked about this. 842 00:47:36.142 --> 00:47:38.140 -We couldn't afford to-- -I know, I know. 843 00:47:38.141 --> 00:47:40.240 We couldn't afford a nice Florida vacation, 844 00:47:40.241 --> 00:47:42.407 or anywhere nice, so you brought us here instead. 845 00:47:42.408 --> 00:47:44.974 You know business has been slow lately. 846 00:47:45.274 --> 00:47:47.606 Hmm, well, maybe if you got a real job, 847 00:47:47.607 --> 00:47:48.941 we'd have a little more money. 848 00:47:49.174 --> 00:47:51.239 How many times do I have to tell you? 849 00:47:51.240 --> 00:47:53.207 A hotdog vendor is a real job. 850 00:47:53.907 --> 00:47:55.040 When you're ten. 851 00:47:55.340 --> 00:47:57.206 Hmm, maybe I should just leave you for the paperboy. 852 00:47:57.207 --> 00:47:58.372 He probably makes more money. 853 00:47:58.373 --> 00:48:00.572 At least I have a job! What do you do all day? 854 00:48:00.573 --> 00:48:02.339 Sit around on your ass watching TV? 855 00:48:02.340 --> 00:48:03.872 Too bad we don't get paid for that 856 00:48:03.873 --> 00:48:05.405 'cause we'd be fucking billionaires if we did. 857 00:48:05.406 --> 00:48:06.439 You're an asshole. 858 00:48:06.806 --> 00:48:09.372 Look, I don't wanna fight, okay? 859 00:48:09.706 --> 00:48:10.738 We're on vacation. 860 00:48:10.739 --> 00:48:12.239 Let's just try to have a good time. 861 00:48:13.039 --> 00:48:14.605 This is hardly a vacation. 862 00:48:14.606 --> 00:48:17.371 I mean, it's not that bad. 863 00:48:17.372 --> 00:48:19.104 We could go hiking or fishing or-- 864 00:48:19.105 --> 00:48:20.637 I hate hiking and fishing. 865 00:48:20.638 --> 00:48:23.437 Well, what about birdwatching? 866 00:48:23.438 --> 00:48:25.538 I think I saw a tufted titmouse over there earlier. 867 00:48:25.838 --> 00:48:28.137 Oh, that's great, 'cause that's the only tit 868 00:48:28.138 --> 00:48:29.071 you're gonna see this weekend. 869 00:48:31.371 --> 00:48:33.338 How 'bout lunch, huh? Would that make you happy? 870 00:48:35.171 --> 00:48:36.870 Sure, what are you gonna make? 871 00:48:36.871 --> 00:48:38.603 I was thinking we have some hot dogs. 872 00:48:38.604 --> 00:48:40.237 They're nice over an open campfire. 873 00:48:40.537 --> 00:48:42.469 Yeah, might as well do something with those hot dogs, 874 00:48:42.470 --> 00:48:44.237 'cause you sure as hell can't sell 'em. 875 00:48:44.637 --> 00:48:45.537 Screw it. 876 00:48:47.270 --> 00:48:48.970 -Where are you going? -To get firewood. 877 00:48:49.204 --> 00:48:50.436 I'll be back. 878 00:48:51.903 --> 00:48:53.336 Take your time, Allen! 879 00:48:56.436 --> 00:48:58.503 Maybe he'll fall into a sinkhole or something. 880 00:49:02.669 --> 00:49:03.802 Fucking bitch. 881 00:49:04.669 --> 00:49:06.936 Maybe she'll get eaten by a bear or something this weekend. 882 00:49:10.202 --> 00:49:11.535 What's that? 883 00:49:22.135 --> 00:49:23.233 Hey, little guy. 884 00:49:23.234 --> 00:49:24.334 What are you? 885 00:49:25.034 --> 00:49:25.967 A bunny? 886 00:49:26.601 --> 00:49:27.434 Come here. 887 00:49:28.000 --> 00:49:28.867 I don't bite. 888 00:50:02.998 --> 00:50:03.932 Oh, Willow. 889 00:50:04.731 --> 00:50:06.331 Oh, baby wants a pet. 890 00:50:07.364 --> 00:50:08.965 Oh, my sweet kitty. 891 00:50:14.498 --> 00:50:17.464 Oh, you smelly kitty, you need a bath. 892 00:50:58.195 --> 00:50:59.694 Hey, Marla, it's Jonathan. 893 00:51:00.727 --> 00:51:02.627 I need you to give the sheriff a call. 894 00:51:03.195 --> 00:51:05.427 We got two dead bodies up here on the mountain. 895 00:51:06.661 --> 00:51:07.693 I don't know. 896 00:51:07.694 --> 00:51:09.460 Could be a bizarre hunting accident. 897 00:51:10.093 --> 00:51:11.194 And when you get done, 898 00:51:11.827 --> 00:51:14.060 yeah, I need you to give old Patty Emmons a call back. 899 00:51:14.993 --> 00:51:17.893 Let her know her boy Jethro won't be coming home for dinner. 900 00:51:20.593 --> 00:51:22.626 Oh, I probably should call Charlotte. 901 00:51:27.393 --> 00:51:29.259 Hey, honey, something came up. 902 00:51:30.126 --> 00:51:31.259 I'm gonna be late tonight. 903 00:51:31.592 --> 00:51:33.559 I need you to go ahead and put my dinner in the fridge. 904 00:51:33.825 --> 00:51:36.692 I'll heat it up when I get home, love you. 905 00:52:05.490 --> 00:52:07.190 Hey, honey, something came up. 906 00:52:07.857 --> 00:52:09.089 I'm gonna be late tonight. 907 00:52:09.523 --> 00:52:11.689 I need you to go ahead and put my dinner in the fridge. 908 00:52:11.690 --> 00:52:14.456 I'll heat it up when I get home, love you. 909 00:52:24.289 --> 00:52:26.389 Hey, babe, it's me. 910 00:52:27.589 --> 00:52:31.254 Listen, the asshole's gonna be late getting home tonight. 911 00:52:31.255 --> 00:52:36.088 So why don't you come over in about an hour? 912 00:52:36.855 --> 00:52:40.588 Once you get here, you can cum as many times as you want. 913 00:52:40.922 --> 00:52:44.421 I'm super horny and I cannot wait to see you. 914 00:52:45.954 --> 00:52:46.954 See you soon. 915 00:53:04.519 --> 00:53:05.685 Oh, my God. 916 00:53:05.686 --> 00:53:07.152 Ooh, yes! 917 00:53:07.153 --> 00:53:09.452 Oh, thank you, God, thank you. 918 00:53:09.953 --> 00:53:13.918 Oh, I just wanna say I am so sorry for all the shit 919 00:53:13.919 --> 00:53:15.386 I've done over the years. 920 00:53:16.186 --> 00:53:19.385 Well, half of the shit anyways. 921 00:53:20.985 --> 00:53:22.119 Oh, fuck it, 922 00:53:22.351 --> 00:53:25.718 I might even consider going to church on Sunday 923 00:53:26.218 --> 00:53:28.284 just to show you my thanks. 924 00:53:28.285 --> 00:53:29.450 ♪ Ah ♪ 925 00:53:29.451 --> 00:53:32.351 Uh-uh, don't expect it to be a regular thing. 926 00:53:32.884 --> 00:53:37.317 You know, us walking into a church. Poof. 927 00:53:37.817 --> 00:53:38.884 Fire hazard. 928 00:53:40.551 --> 00:53:41.484 Wait a minute. 929 00:53:42.317 --> 00:53:43.616 Wait, no, come to think of it, 930 00:53:43.617 --> 00:53:45.917 I actually got myself out of this. 931 00:53:46.783 --> 00:53:48.117 You didn't do shit. 932 00:53:48.583 --> 00:53:51.782 I was out there all day running a marathon 933 00:53:51.783 --> 00:53:53.449 from that trash can panda. 934 00:53:53.883 --> 00:53:54.917 Where were you? 935 00:53:55.583 --> 00:53:58.948 Up there on cloud nine and eating your holy popcorn, 936 00:53:58.949 --> 00:54:00.550 watching the fucking show. 937 00:54:01.416 --> 00:54:03.815 Lord and savior, my ass. 938 00:54:04.149 --> 00:54:05.981 Yes. 939 00:54:05.982 --> 00:54:07.549 Ooh, shit! 940 00:54:09.949 --> 00:54:11.714 Ooh. 941 00:54:14.248 --> 00:54:15.615 Hey, friend. 942 00:54:17.215 --> 00:54:19.881 God, are you still there? 943 00:55:00.445 --> 00:55:03.379 No, no, no, no, not another one. 944 00:55:05.545 --> 00:55:07.611 Hey, Marla, I hate to do this to you, 945 00:55:07.811 --> 00:55:09.878 but I need you to call the sheriff back. 946 00:55:10.311 --> 00:55:11.745 There's another dead body. 947 00:55:12.478 --> 00:55:15.077 Now this one looks like it could be a wild animal attack. 948 00:55:15.777 --> 00:55:17.944 No, no, this one's further down the mountain. 949 00:55:18.544 --> 00:55:21.610 I don't know. Maybe a bear or a mountain lion. 950 00:55:21.944 --> 00:55:23.177 I'm not sure. 951 00:55:23.677 --> 00:55:25.877 Let me look around and I'll call you right back. 952 00:55:41.376 --> 00:55:42.743 Oh, good heavens. 953 00:55:51.909 --> 00:55:53.174 A coon? 954 00:55:53.175 --> 00:55:54.475 It can't be. 955 00:56:00.108 --> 00:56:01.374 Yeah, Marla, it's me. 956 00:56:01.375 --> 00:56:03.507 We've got a fourth dead body out here. 957 00:56:04.507 --> 00:56:07.941 Yeah, I think we're dealing with a rabid coon. 958 00:56:09.307 --> 00:56:12.707 What? No, an actual raccoon. 959 00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:17.440 Marla, do I need to send you to sensitivity training again? 960 00:56:26.740 --> 00:56:29.906 A nasty raccoon is violently humping Ellie Mae. 961 00:56:30.206 --> 00:56:31.672 Send help quick! 962 00:56:32.039 --> 00:56:34.272 Hold on, girl, helps a-coming. 963 00:56:37.039 --> 00:56:38.504 Oh, right there. 964 00:56:38.505 --> 00:56:40.271 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, right there. 965 00:56:40.272 --> 00:56:41.404 - Yeah? - Little bit. 966 00:56:41.405 --> 00:56:42.904 - Yeah. - Yeah. Oh, my God. 967 00:56:42.905 --> 00:56:44.371 -Oh, yeah. -Oh, my God, 968 00:56:44.372 --> 00:56:45.904 I'm so close, I'm gonna cum. 969 00:56:45.905 --> 00:56:47.271 Oh, oh, I know, babe. 970 00:56:47.272 --> 00:56:48.738 Right there. 971 00:56:48.971 --> 00:56:50.171 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 972 00:56:50.172 --> 00:56:52.603 Oh! Oh, my God, I'm so close. 973 00:56:52.604 --> 00:56:54.904 -Oh, my God, oh, my God, yes. -Take that Centaur cock! 974 00:56:54.905 --> 00:56:56.470 Sexy Centaur'’s got you there. 975 00:56:56.471 --> 00:56:57.371 Yeah. 976 00:56:57.372 --> 00:56:58.470 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 977 00:56:58.471 --> 00:57:03.003 Three, two, one, time to pee! 978 00:57:03.004 --> 00:57:04.637 What? 979 00:57:05.337 --> 00:57:08.070 What are you doing? I was so close! 980 00:57:08.403 --> 00:57:10.637 - Oh. - Seriously? 981 00:57:14.403 --> 00:57:17.435 Yeah, sorry, I gotta race like a piss horse. 982 00:57:17.436 --> 00:57:19.369 The one I wanna lose has got spit. 983 00:57:19.370 --> 00:57:20.903 -You couldn't hold it? -No. 984 00:57:24.169 --> 00:57:25.636 Ugh, listen, 985 00:57:25.869 --> 00:57:27.902 gimme one minute, I'll be back and we'll, uh, 986 00:57:28.302 --> 00:57:30.434 -finish up. -Okay, well, hurry up. 987 00:57:30.435 --> 00:57:32.301 And will you open the window? It's hotter 988 00:57:32.302 --> 00:57:33.500 than the third circle of hell in here. 989 00:57:33.501 --> 00:57:35.169 Yes, your majesty. 990 00:57:46.967 --> 00:57:50.400 Thank God he's pretty, ugh. 991 00:58:12.432 --> 00:58:15.266 Hey. 992 00:58:16.032 --> 00:58:17.731 That was fast. 993 00:58:19.432 --> 00:58:22.464 Oh, Carlos! 994 00:58:22.465 --> 00:58:24.932 I thought you didn't do that. 995 00:58:26.832 --> 00:58:31.497 Oh, my God, yes, Carlos. 996 00:58:31.498 --> 00:58:34.831 -Oh, fuck, don't stop. -I almost didn't make it there. 997 00:58:36.031 --> 00:58:38.297 What you doing, playing with yourself? 998 00:58:52.429 --> 00:58:54.229 My boy's slamming it in there. 999 00:58:54.763 --> 00:58:55.930 You hear her screaming? 1000 00:58:57.396 --> 00:58:59.730 Why don't you make me scream like that? 1001 00:59:19.061 --> 00:59:22.094 Carlos, Carlos, what the fuck? 1002 00:59:22.095 --> 00:59:23.561 Carlos, help me. 1003 00:59:47.393 --> 00:59:48.758 You're kidding, right? 1004 00:59:48.759 --> 00:59:50.658 You don't remember that night at that hotel 1005 00:59:50.659 --> 00:59:52.291 before Pop Pop's funeral? 1006 00:59:52.292 --> 00:59:53.858 I made you scream that night, didn't I? 1007 00:59:53.859 --> 00:59:56.391 Yeah, you did, but that's because you were drunk 1008 00:59:56.392 --> 00:59:59.359 and you put it in my asshole. You idiot. 1009 00:59:59.559 --> 01:00:02.324 Don't you remember me walking funny for like three days? 1010 01:00:02.325 --> 01:00:04.324 And I had to sit on a bag of frozen peas. 1011 01:00:04.325 --> 01:00:05.657 I do remember that. 1012 01:00:21.690 --> 01:00:22.757 Jeepers. 1013 01:00:23.924 --> 01:00:25.290 Creepers. 1014 01:00:26.190 --> 01:00:28.657 He ate my peepers. 1015 01:00:35.823 --> 01:00:38.856 You know, why don't you make me scream like that? 1016 01:00:41.256 --> 01:00:43.688 Maybe I'll shove something up your ass next time. 1017 01:00:43.689 --> 01:00:45.555 What... what, I... I didn't hear you. 1018 01:00:45.556 --> 01:00:48.088 Nothing. Do you need another beer? 1019 01:00:48.089 --> 01:00:50.222 -I do actually. -Okay. 1020 01:00:51.089 --> 01:00:52.022 Thank you. 1021 01:00:52.388 --> 01:00:54.488 - Love you. - Love you too. 1022 01:00:55.488 --> 01:00:58.788 Hmm. I knew I should've fucked her at Barktow's party. 1023 01:01:01.888 --> 01:01:03.387 -Hey. -Whatever they're doing 1024 01:01:03.388 --> 01:01:07.020 in there sounds crazy and really painful. 1025 01:01:07.021 --> 01:01:08.820 I think it sounds kick-ass. 1026 01:01:08.821 --> 01:01:10.088 Well, of course you do. 1027 01:01:10.320 --> 01:01:12.786 Guess I'm the prude in this relationship, mm? 1028 01:01:12.787 --> 01:01:14.052 Kinda, but it's okay. 1029 01:01:14.053 --> 01:01:15.286 You're getting there. 1030 01:01:15.287 --> 01:01:17.919 One day we're gonna be doing everything they're doing 1031 01:01:17.920 --> 01:01:19.887 and you're gonna love it. Boop. 1032 01:01:20.753 --> 01:01:22.086 Okay, on that note, 1033 01:01:22.087 --> 01:01:23.887 I'm gonna go get wet in the shower. 1034 01:01:24.154 --> 01:01:26.252 -Okay, I'll join you. -Ah, no thanks, stud. 1035 01:01:26.253 --> 01:01:27.553 I'm gonna take this one alone. 1036 01:01:28.419 --> 01:01:29.752 Yeah, it's probably for the best. 1037 01:01:29.753 --> 01:01:31.751 I feel a shit brewing right now, 1038 01:01:31.752 --> 01:01:33.719 and I think it's turtle-necking a little bit. 1039 01:01:34.052 --> 01:01:35.919 Yeah, nice. 1040 01:01:36.119 --> 01:01:38.152 Go handle that in the other restroom, please. 1041 01:01:38.153 --> 01:01:39.252 Why? Why would I do that? 1042 01:01:39.752 --> 01:01:42.352 Do I really have to explain this to you? 1043 01:01:42.685 --> 01:01:44.551 Jesus, you really think 1044 01:01:44.552 --> 01:01:46.351 I wanna smell your shitty shits 1045 01:01:46.352 --> 01:01:49.418 while I'm trying to take a nice, relaxing shower? 1046 01:01:49.818 --> 01:01:51.817 I would love for you to smell my shitty shits, 1047 01:01:51.818 --> 01:01:53.518 but okay, fine. 1048 01:01:54.284 --> 01:01:55.951 I don't understand why you would not 1049 01:01:56.184 --> 01:01:58.383 want to smell everything that has been rotting 1050 01:01:58.384 --> 01:01:59.816 inside me throughout the day. 1051 01:01:59.817 --> 01:02:02.217 'Cause it doesn't smell like roses, sweetheart. 1052 01:02:03.284 --> 01:02:04.451 It might this time. 1053 01:02:05.217 --> 01:02:06.450 I'll talk to you later. 1054 01:02:08.683 --> 01:02:09.817 But I still love you. 1055 01:02:10.116 --> 01:02:11.683 Even though you don't wanna smell my shit. 1056 01:02:13.316 --> 01:02:14.883 Nobody wants to smell your shit. 1057 01:02:15.849 --> 01:02:16.916 I swear she's on her period. 1058 01:02:17.350 --> 01:02:18.582 I heard that. 1059 01:02:18.916 --> 01:02:19.948 You're not wrong. 1060 01:02:19.949 --> 01:02:21.350 Yep, I know. 1061 01:02:26.749 --> 01:02:28.615 A rabid raccoon on crack is killing people 1062 01:02:28.616 --> 01:02:30.048 -on the mountain. -A raccoon? 1063 01:02:30.249 --> 01:02:32.481 On crack, yeah, that's rich. 1064 01:02:32.482 --> 01:02:34.115 You expect me to believe that one? 1065 01:02:34.382 --> 01:02:36.547 I suppose next you're gonna tell me it was Mothman? 1066 01:02:36.548 --> 01:02:38.313 No, I says... I says to you, 1067 01:02:38.314 --> 01:02:39.715 the Mothman attack was last week. 1068 01:02:40.015 --> 01:02:42.615 Okay, yeah, I'll take that report. 1069 01:02:44.615 --> 01:02:46.614 All day with these people, all day. 1070 01:02:46.615 --> 01:02:48.747 I do not get paid enough for this, ugh. 1071 01:02:57.480 --> 01:02:58.347 Twins. 1072 01:02:59.247 --> 01:03:03.447 Oh... oh, triplets, ooh. 1073 01:03:03.746 --> 01:03:05.712 Oh, shit, 1074 01:03:05.713 --> 01:03:07.946 I guess it doesn't smell that good. 1075 01:03:08.446 --> 01:03:10.279 Mm. Oh. 1076 01:03:10.579 --> 01:03:11.446 Shit. 1077 01:03:14.912 --> 01:03:15.745 Oh, God. 1078 01:03:17.812 --> 01:03:19.378 Nobody loves me. 1079 01:03:19.379 --> 01:03:22.544 I'm Italian, so they tell me to go fusilli myself. 1080 01:03:22.545 --> 01:03:24.444 Dude, I love ethnic people too. Same. 1081 01:03:24.445 --> 01:03:25.777 Well, listen to this. 1082 01:03:25.778 --> 01:03:29.444 They're too busy stroking off their beef anyway. 1083 01:03:29.445 --> 01:03:31.410 Yeah, I cannot wait to show Carlos this. 1084 01:03:31.411 --> 01:03:32.843 I'm about to send this to him right now. 1085 01:03:32.844 --> 01:03:35.710 You know, I gotta admit that special sauce 1086 01:03:35.711 --> 01:03:37.877 - is delicious. - Oh, that was bold. 1087 01:03:37.878 --> 01:03:40.209 But I can never get those sticky stains 1088 01:03:40.210 --> 01:03:41.776 off my shirt. 1089 01:03:41.777 --> 01:03:44.644 Dude is definitely gonna get canceled for that. 1090 01:03:45.043 --> 01:03:48.676 But I'’ll still watch him. I'll watch the, uh, reruns. 1091 01:03:49.144 --> 01:03:50.676 Oh, fuck, speaking of runs. 1092 01:03:50.910 --> 01:03:52.309 Hey, thanks a lot. 1093 01:03:52.310 --> 01:03:53.743 You're a great crowd. 1094 01:03:54.144 --> 01:03:55.776 Ooh! 1095 01:04:03.609 --> 01:04:04.642 Fuck. 1096 01:04:08.408 --> 01:04:11.308 Denise, get the toilet paper. 1097 01:04:12.509 --> 01:04:13.542 Sorry. 1098 01:04:15.041 --> 01:04:16.375 You don't have to smell my shit. 1099 01:04:17.308 --> 01:04:18.608 I sprayed something. 1100 01:04:20.041 --> 01:04:21.208 Denise? 1101 01:04:22.541 --> 01:04:23.407 Fuck. 1102 01:04:24.708 --> 01:04:26.507 Carlos, Tasha. 1103 01:04:28.174 --> 01:04:29.474 I need toilet paper. 1104 01:04:31.707 --> 01:04:32.541 Anybody? 1105 01:04:34.107 --> 01:04:35.274 Dammit. 1106 01:04:58.072 --> 01:05:02.472 Fuck! 1107 01:05:05.172 --> 01:05:09.304 Fuck! 1108 01:05:48.102 --> 01:05:49.069 Aiden! 1109 01:05:49.336 --> 01:05:51.302 Can you bring me a towel? 1110 01:05:54.802 --> 01:05:57.802 Aiden, I need a towel, I got soap in my eye! 1111 01:06:01.868 --> 01:06:04.300 Aiden, what are you doing? 1112 01:06:04.301 --> 01:06:06.368 I need a goddamn towel. 1113 01:06:16.400 --> 01:06:17.367 Aiden? 1114 01:06:17.867 --> 01:06:19.134 Are you in here? 1115 01:06:45.831 --> 01:06:47.297 What the hell? 1116 01:07:47.628 --> 01:07:48.461 Oh, shit. 1117 01:07:52.161 --> 01:07:54.560 Hey, hey, you okay? 1118 01:07:55.961 --> 01:07:56.827 Hello? 1119 01:07:57.727 --> 01:07:59.160 My God, he's dead. 1120 01:08:01.860 --> 01:08:03.226 -Stop poking me. -Fuck. 1121 01:08:03.227 --> 01:08:05.260 I'm not the Pillsbury Doughboy. 1122 01:08:05.460 --> 01:08:07.025 Oh, my God, what the fuck? 1123 01:08:07.026 --> 01:08:09.459 Shh, what is wrong with you? 1124 01:08:10.659 --> 01:08:12.192 Holy shit, you're alive. 1125 01:08:12.793 --> 01:08:14.024 Yeah. 1126 01:08:14.025 --> 01:08:15.658 What does it look like, Stevie Wonder? 1127 01:08:15.659 --> 01:08:18.326 I am sitting here talking to you, aren't I? 1128 01:08:18.992 --> 01:08:20.458 What the hell happened to you? 1129 01:08:20.459 --> 01:08:22.525 Did you fall into a wood chipper or something? 1130 01:08:23.425 --> 01:08:26.657 Yes, I fell into a fucking wood chipper. 1131 01:08:26.658 --> 01:08:27.958 How did you guess? 1132 01:08:27.959 --> 01:08:28.892 Dumb ass. 1133 01:08:30.058 --> 01:08:32.191 Well, then what actually happened to you? 1134 01:08:33.657 --> 01:08:35.225 What does it look like? 1135 01:08:35.491 --> 01:08:37.858 That cracked-out raccoon got a hold of me. 1136 01:08:38.091 --> 01:08:39.456 We have been through this. 1137 01:08:39.457 --> 01:08:41.557 This drugged-out raccoon shit again? 1138 01:08:42.124 --> 01:08:44.423 I'm fucking serious, okay? 1139 01:08:44.424 --> 01:08:46.890 Look, that thing nearly ripped me to pieces. 1140 01:08:47.257 --> 01:08:48.591 Just like it did Denny. 1141 01:08:49.524 --> 01:08:52.456 Right, so where is this killer raccoon? 1142 01:08:53.124 --> 01:08:54.157 I don't know. 1143 01:08:54.790 --> 01:08:56.822 I'm sure it's still running around here somewhere. 1144 01:08:56.823 --> 01:08:58.123 Drinking someone's blood. 1145 01:08:58.656 --> 01:09:00.555 Look, we have got to call someone for help 1146 01:09:00.556 --> 01:09:02.223 before it comes looking for us. 1147 01:09:03.056 --> 01:09:04.689 Okay, who do you wanna call? 1148 01:09:05.622 --> 01:09:07.388 Well, the cops, 1149 01:09:07.922 --> 01:09:10.288 animal control, Ghostbusters? 1150 01:09:10.822 --> 01:09:13.754 You ask a lot of questions. Just gimme your phone. 1151 01:09:13.755 --> 01:09:14.954 I left mine in the car. 1152 01:09:14.955 --> 01:09:15.888 I don't have one. 1153 01:09:17.422 --> 01:09:18.920 What do you mean you don't have a phone? 1154 01:09:18.921 --> 01:09:20.088 Where is it, inside? 1155 01:09:20.489 --> 01:09:22.188 No, I mean, I don't have a cell phone. 1156 01:09:22.387 --> 01:09:24.387 Never had one and I never will. 1157 01:09:24.654 --> 01:09:26.454 Ew, why the hell not? 1158 01:09:26.988 --> 01:09:28.454 Because I don't want one? 1159 01:09:29.421 --> 01:09:31.053 Girl, what the fuck is wrong with you? 1160 01:09:31.054 --> 01:09:33.120 Nothing, I just never wanted one. 1161 01:09:33.121 --> 01:09:35.919 Okay, and what if you have like an emergency 1162 01:09:35.920 --> 01:09:37.220 or something, then what? 1163 01:09:37.221 --> 01:09:38.386 I never had one. 1164 01:09:38.720 --> 01:09:42.253 Ugh, okay, Little House on the Prairie. 1165 01:09:42.520 --> 01:09:44.019 You're about to have one now. 1166 01:09:44.687 --> 01:09:48.018 Is there at least a... a landline in that shack? 1167 01:09:48.019 --> 01:09:48.953 I think so. 1168 01:09:49.420 --> 01:09:51.285 All right, well let's go use it and call for help 1169 01:09:51.286 --> 01:09:53.319 before we're both raccoon chow. 1170 01:09:53.586 --> 01:09:56.686 And trust me, he is gonna find you first. 1171 01:09:57.185 --> 01:09:59.119 He can smell your pheromones. 1172 01:09:59.519 --> 01:10:00.419 Ooh. 1173 01:10:00.420 --> 01:10:02.717 -Oh. -Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, 1174 01:10:02.718 --> 01:10:03.818 come here, I'll help you. 1175 01:10:05.785 --> 01:10:07.785 You always catch me on my ass. 1176 01:10:08.885 --> 01:10:10.651 Thanks, I'm Frankie by the way. 1177 01:10:11.119 --> 01:10:12.184 I'm Finn. 1178 01:10:12.685 --> 01:10:13.718 Finn? 1179 01:10:15.151 --> 01:10:16.651 Isn't that a guy's name? 1180 01:10:18.184 --> 01:10:20.784 Funny, thought Frankie was a guy's name too. 1181 01:10:21.017 --> 01:10:25.684 Girl, don't be so... oh, okay. 1182 01:10:26.017 --> 01:10:27.083 I got you. 1183 01:10:27.450 --> 01:10:30.717 You know what, Huckleberry, touché. 1184 01:10:31.883 --> 01:10:32.783 Ooh. 1185 01:10:57.915 --> 01:10:59.215 Everything okay, folks? 1186 01:11:00.215 --> 01:11:01.747 Define okay. 1187 01:11:01.748 --> 01:11:03.880 Damn, what happened to you, fella? 1188 01:11:03.881 --> 01:11:06.381 It looks like you've been through an industrial shredder. 1189 01:11:07.115 --> 01:11:09.148 Well, I feel like it too. 1190 01:11:09.414 --> 01:11:10.647 Really, what happened? 1191 01:11:11.115 --> 01:11:13.580 Goddammit, again? 1192 01:11:13.581 --> 01:11:15.513 I should really write a book about this. 1193 01:11:15.514 --> 01:11:16.581 Yeah. 1194 01:11:16.847 --> 01:11:18.646 I was attacked by a raccoon. 1195 01:11:19.114 --> 01:11:20.813 Oh, I was afraid of that. 1196 01:11:21.214 --> 01:11:22.880 Look, we need to get him to a hospital. 1197 01:11:23.680 --> 01:11:25.880 There are four dead bodies in the woods nearby. 1198 01:11:26.446 --> 01:11:28.512 It looked like they were victims of a wild animal attack. 1199 01:11:28.513 --> 01:11:30.045 In fact, I was coming here to warn you 1200 01:11:30.046 --> 01:11:31.413 to keep an eye out for it. 1201 01:11:31.946 --> 01:11:34.580 Aw, well thanks, Dick Tracy, 1202 01:11:34.779 --> 01:11:36.179 but you're a little late. 1203 01:11:36.679 --> 01:11:37.812 Excuse me? 1204 01:11:38.378 --> 01:11:42.245 Look, that fucking raccoon, he killed my boyfriend. 1205 01:11:42.779 --> 01:11:46.111 And then he used me as his personal chew toy. 1206 01:11:46.112 --> 01:11:47.845 I hate being sloppy seconds. 1207 01:11:48.212 --> 01:11:49.479 It killed your boyfriend? 1208 01:11:49.744 --> 01:11:53.678 Yeah, do you have a problem with that, Officer Dewey? 1209 01:11:54.045 --> 01:11:55.243 Of course not. 1210 01:11:55.244 --> 01:11:57.276 It's just we have a hyperaggressive coon 1211 01:11:57.277 --> 01:11:58.577 on our hands. 1212 01:11:58.578 --> 01:11:59.711 It might be rabid. 1213 01:12:00.277 --> 01:12:01.478 We better clear the area. 1214 01:12:01.678 --> 01:12:03.277 Is there anyone else in the house? 1215 01:12:03.511 --> 01:12:04.478 My friends. 1216 01:12:04.479 --> 01:12:05.776 Need you to go round them up. 1217 01:12:05.777 --> 01:12:07.311 Tell 'em we gotta get outta here pronto. 1218 01:12:07.610 --> 01:12:08.610 It's not safe. 1219 01:12:08.611 --> 01:12:10.110 -Okay, we'll get them. -Oh, ooh. 1220 01:12:10.111 --> 01:12:11.176 Ah. 1221 01:12:13.743 --> 01:12:15.476 Isn't this the damnedest thing? 1222 01:12:15.477 --> 01:12:18.809 Yeah, well, it isn't exactly a normal raccoon. 1223 01:12:19.276 --> 01:12:20.542 What do you mean? 1224 01:12:21.343 --> 01:12:24.110 Well, it got into some pretty powerful crack. 1225 01:12:24.542 --> 01:12:25.741 Crack? 1226 01:12:25.742 --> 01:12:28.409 Yeah, you know. 1227 01:12:29.042 --> 01:12:32.875 Ice, Chingy, base, 1228 01:12:33.209 --> 01:12:35.174 jelly beans. 1229 01:12:35.175 --> 01:12:36.442 Hamburger Helper. 1230 01:12:36.842 --> 01:12:39.475 How do you know it got into crack? 1231 01:12:41.075 --> 01:12:43.774 Oh, well, I mean, I-- 1232 01:12:43.775 --> 01:12:45.640 They're dead, they're all dead! 1233 01:12:45.641 --> 01:12:48.040 -Ma'am, what happened? -It got them. 1234 01:12:48.041 --> 01:12:49.107 It got all of them. 1235 01:12:49.108 --> 01:12:50.774 What got them, who? 1236 01:12:51.108 --> 01:12:52.841 The raccoon got them. 1237 01:12:53.141 --> 01:12:55.874 -Is it still in there? -I don't know. 1238 01:12:56.740 --> 01:12:58.707 Okay, I am calling it. 1239 01:12:59.073 --> 01:13:01.973 Let's just let that be one of life's mysteries. 1240 01:13:02.474 --> 01:13:06.139 If you haven't noticed yet, I really need a doctor here. 1241 01:13:06.140 --> 01:13:07.538 It's getting infected. 1242 01:13:07.539 --> 01:13:09.438 Okay, I'll drive you to the hospital. 1243 01:13:09.439 --> 01:13:11.639 We just need to make one stop so I can check on my wife. 1244 01:13:11.940 --> 01:13:13.305 -Fine. -Come on. 1245 01:13:13.306 --> 01:13:15.539 Just we gotta hurry before that thing comes back. 1246 01:13:16.606 --> 01:13:17.506 Ow. 1247 01:14:27.201 --> 01:14:28.334 Come on out, babe. 1248 01:14:31.034 --> 01:14:34.267 Your doctor of love has arrived. 1249 01:14:36.234 --> 01:14:38.267 And I'm ready to take your temperature... 1250 01:14:39.867 --> 01:14:40.800 rectally. 1251 01:14:56.432 --> 01:14:57.399 Liam? 1252 01:14:59.666 --> 01:15:00.833 Is that you? 1253 01:15:43.729 --> 01:15:44.596 Liam? 1254 01:15:45.729 --> 01:15:47.529 Did you bring those chili dogs? 1255 01:15:50.929 --> 01:15:52.296 I smell something. 1256 01:16:21.760 --> 01:16:22.760 Mm. 1257 01:16:29.159 --> 01:16:32.593 Smells just like roses. 1258 01:16:46.158 --> 01:16:49.592 You're looking hot there, babe. 1259 01:16:50.158 --> 01:16:53.225 Liam's gonna lose his shit. 1260 01:17:00.891 --> 01:17:04.722 Girl, you are a knockout. 1261 01:17:04.723 --> 01:17:06.424 You missed your calling. 1262 01:17:07.291 --> 01:17:09.390 You should have been a model. 1263 01:17:11.523 --> 01:17:12.590 Mm. 1264 01:17:26.722 --> 01:17:27.988 Liam? 1265 01:17:29.589 --> 01:17:30.823 Babe, is that you? 1266 01:17:33.656 --> 01:17:39.189 Liam, I got a brand-new, sexy little number just for-- 1267 01:17:51.455 --> 01:17:53.520 Oh, my God, get off of me! 1268 01:17:56.320 --> 01:17:58.220 Oh, you little piece of shit! 1269 01:18:10.386 --> 01:18:12.853 Look what you did to my tits! 1270 01:18:14.386 --> 01:18:17.519 They were perfect and you ruined them. 1271 01:18:29.685 --> 01:18:31.084 All right, folks, we're here, 1272 01:18:31.085 --> 01:18:32.351 I'll just be a minute. 1273 01:18:33.118 --> 01:18:35.284 Really, Charlotte, again? 1274 01:18:35.285 --> 01:18:36.751 You've got to be kidding me. 1275 01:18:37.151 --> 01:18:38.416 What? What's wrong now? 1276 01:18:38.417 --> 01:18:40.284 Oh, nothing for you to worry about. 1277 01:18:40.285 --> 01:18:41.717 I'll be right back. 1278 01:18:46.484 --> 01:18:48.950 Okay, you just take your time. 1279 01:18:49.451 --> 01:18:51.451 I'll stay here and bleed to death. 1280 01:18:51.750 --> 01:18:52.716 No hurries. 1281 01:18:55.349 --> 01:18:56.850 Wonder what that was all about. 1282 01:19:00.416 --> 01:19:01.383 Oh, my. 1283 01:19:02.683 --> 01:19:03.616 Charlotte. 1284 01:19:05.982 --> 01:19:08.849 I am no expert, but if I had to guess, 1285 01:19:09.449 --> 01:19:11.448 I would say somebody's dipping their chocolate 1286 01:19:11.449 --> 01:19:13.247 into her peanut butter, honey. 1287 01:19:13.248 --> 01:19:15.549 What do you mean? Oh. 1288 01:19:15.749 --> 01:19:16.715 I get it. 1289 01:19:17.682 --> 01:19:21.148 Ooh, that makes me really want a Reese's. 1290 01:19:21.981 --> 01:19:23.282 You think they have one on the way? 1291 01:19:23.548 --> 01:19:26.047 Frankie, focus, we need to get you to a hospital. 1292 01:19:26.048 --> 01:19:27.548 Fine. 1293 01:19:30.114 --> 01:19:31.280 Oh, God. 1294 01:19:31.281 --> 01:19:35.314 Charlotte, no, no, I should have been here. 1295 01:19:35.548 --> 01:19:36.747 Oh. 1296 01:19:37.448 --> 01:19:38.880 What do you think's going on in there? 1297 01:19:39.647 --> 01:19:42.114 I don't know, but it probably ain't pretty. 1298 01:19:42.647 --> 01:19:45.747 -I'm going to check on them. -Uh-uh, hold on, Huckleberry. 1299 01:19:46.346 --> 01:19:48.312 Take it from me, you do not wanna get involved 1300 01:19:48.313 --> 01:19:49.745 with shit like that. 1301 01:19:49.746 --> 01:19:50.946 Just leave it alone, girl. 1302 01:19:51.280 --> 01:19:52.746 I just wanna make sure everything's okay. 1303 01:19:53.346 --> 01:19:54.945 Here, this should help you. 1304 01:19:54.946 --> 01:19:56.113 What? 1305 01:19:59.145 --> 01:20:01.546 How come nobody ever listens to Frankie? 1306 01:20:01.912 --> 01:20:03.212 Bitches. 1307 01:20:13.344 --> 01:20:15.244 -Hey. -That was a gunshot. 1308 01:20:15.578 --> 01:20:18.077 Get your ass back in here, Huckleberry. 1309 01:20:23.111 --> 01:20:26.843 Get off of me! 1310 01:20:26.844 --> 01:20:27.710 Help! 1311 01:20:30.544 --> 01:20:33.509 Don't shoot, you moron, you're gonna hit her. 1312 01:20:33.510 --> 01:20:34.644 Don't shoot-- 1313 01:20:42.876 --> 01:20:46.242 That bastard killed my wife and now it's gonna pay. 1314 01:20:47.842 --> 01:20:50.209 Are you okay? Come on. 1315 01:20:50.609 --> 01:20:51.608 I think so. 1316 01:20:52.809 --> 01:20:55.176 Thank God he is one lousy shot. 1317 01:20:55.608 --> 01:20:57.508 That could've been a lot worse, honey. 1318 01:20:58.341 --> 01:21:00.474 What the hell is wrong with you, man? 1319 01:21:00.475 --> 01:21:02.208 You almost blew her brains out. 1320 01:21:02.608 --> 01:21:05.474 I didn't, did I? I am gonna kill that damn thing. 1321 01:21:05.475 --> 01:21:06.841 There's more guns in the house. 1322 01:21:07.607 --> 01:21:08.840 And so? 1323 01:21:08.841 --> 01:21:12.007 So why don't you make yourself useful and go grab one 1324 01:21:12.008 --> 01:21:14.574 - so you can help me out. - Huh? 1325 01:21:17.074 --> 01:21:18.773 Make myself useful? 1326 01:21:19.107 --> 01:21:20.240 What a dick. 1327 01:21:21.107 --> 01:21:22.407 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1328 01:21:23.040 --> 01:21:25.006 And where are you going, Huckleberry? 1329 01:21:25.007 --> 01:21:26.107 We have to help him. 1330 01:21:26.573 --> 01:21:27.606 No, we don't. 1331 01:21:28.007 --> 01:21:29.972 Let's just let him deal with it on his own. 1332 01:21:29.973 --> 01:21:31.139 We need to get outta here. 1333 01:21:31.373 --> 01:21:33.272 That thing killed all my friends. 1334 01:21:33.273 --> 01:21:34.738 It's payback time. 1335 01:21:34.739 --> 01:21:37.972 Okay, listen, Sarah Connor, 1336 01:21:38.173 --> 01:21:40.138 just at least go grab one of his guns first. 1337 01:21:40.139 --> 01:21:42.372 -No. -Excuse me? 1338 01:21:42.906 --> 01:21:44.104 What do you mean, no? 1339 01:21:44.105 --> 01:21:45.305 I don't like guns. 1340 01:21:45.872 --> 01:21:47.937 Uh, of course you don't. 1341 01:21:47.938 --> 01:21:49.204 I should have known 1342 01:21:49.205 --> 01:21:52.137 you were one of those anti-gun people. 1343 01:21:52.138 --> 01:21:53.704 Well, I've got good reason to be anti-gun. 1344 01:21:54.072 --> 01:21:55.337 Well, why? 1345 01:21:57.105 --> 01:21:58.237 Because... 1346 01:22:00.271 --> 01:22:02.236 my dad was an abusive alcoholic, 1347 01:22:02.237 --> 01:22:05.503 and one night he was attacking my mom. 1348 01:22:05.504 --> 01:22:08.670 So I took his gun and shot him. 1349 01:22:08.937 --> 01:22:09.804 Oh! 1350 01:22:10.637 --> 01:22:12.171 Jesus, Huckleberry. 1351 01:22:12.870 --> 01:22:14.236 I'm so sorry. 1352 01:22:14.470 --> 01:22:16.303 I had to, he was gonna kill her. 1353 01:22:16.903 --> 01:22:18.169 It's okay, come here. 1354 01:22:18.170 --> 01:22:19.903 I totally understand. 1355 01:22:20.370 --> 01:22:22.569 My dad was an asshole too. 1356 01:22:26.070 --> 01:22:27.536 Oh, there he goes. 1357 01:22:27.869 --> 01:22:29.435 Come on, let's go help him 1358 01:22:29.436 --> 01:22:31.402 before he blows his dick off, or something. 1359 01:22:33.569 --> 01:22:35.169 Come out, come out 1360 01:22:35.369 --> 01:22:38.501 wherever you are, you little shit! 1361 01:22:41.735 --> 01:22:44.635 Ooh. Ha-ha, just in case. 1362 01:22:45.301 --> 01:22:49.535 Oh, wait, Huckleberry, this one's defective. 1363 01:22:50.068 --> 01:22:51.435 That's a guard, Frankie. 1364 01:22:53.101 --> 01:22:54.368 I knew that. 1365 01:22:58.134 --> 01:23:00.199 Hang on, Johnny, we're coming! 1366 01:23:00.200 --> 01:23:01.699 Frankie! 1367 01:23:03.734 --> 01:23:05.634 Get off me, you little fucker. 1368 01:23:30.265 --> 01:23:34.731 Well, if I didn't have rabies, I definitely do now. 1369 01:23:45.031 --> 01:23:48.063 Holy shit, Huckleberry, nice shot. 1370 01:23:48.064 --> 01:23:49.130 You okay? 1371 01:23:49.564 --> 01:23:51.730 Well, I'll live. 1372 01:23:51.930 --> 01:23:53.629 Thanks to you, of course. 1373 01:23:53.630 --> 01:23:55.897 Where the hell did you learn to shoot like that? 1374 01:23:56.097 --> 01:23:57.563 Guess I'm just a natural. 1375 01:23:57.897 --> 01:23:59.663 And thank God for that. 1376 01:24:01.663 --> 01:24:03.463 Can you do me a favor? 1377 01:24:03.796 --> 01:24:04.796 What's that, Frankie? 1378 01:24:05.430 --> 01:24:08.329 Can you please take us to the hospital? 1379 01:24:08.562 --> 01:24:10.395 Look at us, Carrie. 1380 01:24:12.829 --> 01:24:14.796 Come on, let's go. 1381 01:24:17.495 --> 01:24:19.795 Red on blue is not a good look. 1382 01:24:22.095 --> 01:24:23.728 One hell of a shot. 1383 01:25:03.958 --> 01:25:06.758 ♪ Outcasts of society ♪ 1384 01:25:07.459 --> 01:25:11.059 ♪ Trash panda thrashin'’ all day ♪ 1385 01:25:11.725 --> 01:25:15.358 ♪ We only have ourselves to blame ♪ 1386 01:25:16.091 --> 01:25:19.490 ♪ Raccoons on crack cannot be tamed ♪ 1387 01:25:19.491 --> 01:25:21.857 ♪ So fuck the shrink and fuck your pills ♪ 1388 01:25:22.058 --> 01:25:24.223 ♪ Fuck sanity, fuck Dr. Phil ♪ 1389 01:25:24.224 --> 01:25:26.356 ♪ He ain't scared of no fucking bear ♪ 1390 01:25:26.357 --> 01:25:28.423 ♪ Crackoon kills Crackoon kills ♪ 1391 01:25:28.424 --> 01:25:30.556 ♪ He'll fuck your life and fuck your face ♪ 1392 01:25:30.557 --> 01:25:32.723 ♪ Fuck the world, yeah, fuck this place ♪ 1393 01:25:32.724 --> 01:25:35.022 ♪ He likes the taste of this human race ♪ 1394 01:25:35.023 --> 01:25:37.322 ♪ Crackcoon kills Crackcoon kills ♪ 1395 01:25:37.323 --> 01:25:40.589 ♪ Exterminate the ruling class ♪ 1396 01:25:41.190 --> 01:25:44.756 ♪ Apex predator will eat your ass ♪ 1397 01:25:45.923 --> 01:25:49.156 ♪ This is the end of all mankind ♪ 1398 01:25:49.589 --> 01:25:53.587 ♪ Look how the crack destroyed his mind ♪ 1399 01:25:53.588 --> 01:25:56.188 ♪ So fuck the job and fuck your bills ♪ 1400 01:25:56.189 --> 01:25:58.421 ♪ Fuck survival, fuck their thrills ♪ 1401 01:25:58.422 --> 01:26:00.320 ♪ A killer won't stop when he's on the rock ♪ 1402 01:26:00.321 --> 01:26:02.587 ♪ Crackcoon kills! Crackcoon kills! ♪ 1403 01:26:02.588 --> 01:26:04.621 ♪ Fuck gasoline, fuck student loans ♪ 1404 01:26:04.622 --> 01:26:07.087 ♪ Fuck politics, fuck the ozone ♪ 1405 01:26:07.088 --> 01:26:09.154 ♪ Fuck the folk 'cause we're on our own ♪ 1406 01:26:09.155 --> 01:26:11.120 ♪ Crackcoon kills! Crackcoon kills! ♪ 1407 01:26:11.121 --> 01:26:12.788 ♪ Crackcoon ♪ 1408 01:26:13.121 --> 01:26:17.320 ♪ Crackcoon! Crackcoon! ♪ 1409 01:26:17.687 --> 01:26:19.720 ♪ Crackcoon! ♪ 1410 01:26:19.721 --> 01:26:24.187 ♪ Crackcoon! Crackcoon! ♪ 1411 01:26:24.520 --> 01:26:26.187 ♪ Crackcoon! ♪ 1412 01:26:26.720 --> 01:26:28.653 ♪ Crackcoon! ♪ 1413 01:26:29.186 --> 01:26:31.419 ♪ Don't want the shakes tonight ♪ 1414 01:26:31.420 --> 01:26:33.386 ♪ Crackcoon will take your life ♪ 1415 01:26:33.620 --> 01:26:37.153 ♪ He's jonesing for another high ♪ 1416 01:26:37.752 --> 01:26:42.218 ♪ A day of infamy goes down in history ♪ 1417 01:26:42.219 --> 01:26:46.184 ♪ A ball of chemistry ♪ 1418 01:26:46.185 --> 01:26:48.817 ♪ So fuck the shrink and fuck your pills ♪ 1419 01:26:48.818 --> 01:26:51.151 ♪ Fuck sanity, fuck Dr. Phil ♪ 1420 01:26:51.152 --> 01:26:53.284 ♪ He ain't scared of no fucking bear ♪ 1421 01:26:53.285 --> 01:26:55.351 ♪ Crackcoon kills! Crackcoon kills! ♪ 1422 01:26:55.352 --> 01:26:57.517 ♪ He'll fuck your life and fuck your face ♪ 1423 01:26:57.518 --> 01:26:59.650 ♪ Fuck your world, yeah, fuck this place ♪ 1424 01:26:59.651 --> 01:27:01.818 ♪ He likes the taste of this human race ♪ 1425 01:27:02.051 --> 01:27:04.150 ♪ Crackcoon kills! Crackcoon kills! ♪ 1426 01:27:04.151 --> 01:27:09.950 ♪ Crackcoon! Crackcoon! Crackcoon! ♪ 1427 01:27:10.683 --> 01:27:17.050 ♪ Crackcoon! Crackcoon! Crackcoon! ♪ 1428 01:27:17.417 --> 01:27:23.450 ♪ Crackcoon! Crackcoon! Crackcoon! ♪