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(suspenseful music)

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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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- Quick, quick, quick!

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Come on, come on, come on! (laughs)

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(alarm blaring)

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Oh my god, oh my god!

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(energetic rock music)

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Quick! Quick!

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(both shouting)

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(vase shatters)

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Oh no! Fuck's sake.

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Oh my god!

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Okay, fuck it! Fuck it!

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Go! Go! (shouting)

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(both laughing)

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(suspenseful music)

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Oh, the fucking wankers.

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- [Both] Hey!

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- [Louise] Oink, oink, oink.

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(both laughing)

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- Fucking wankers.
- Bye!

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- [Thea] Hello beautiful people.

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Today we are talking about
a very exciting upcoming.

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- [Louise] It's our biggest yet.

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It's our biggest heist yet.

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- [Thea] Biggest heist yet.

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- [Louise] And it's gonna be so sick.

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- [Thea] Tackling those
capitalist bastards.

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Taking them down.
- We're just teasing you.

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We're just teasing you.
- So good, can't wait.

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- It's gonna be so good.
- Gonna look so sick.

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- [Louise] What the
fuck is this guy doing?

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- [Thea] Oh my God.

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What does he think he is?

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- [Louise] You can't park there, mate.

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- Alright sweetheart.

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Don't get emotional about it.

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Come on.

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(both scoff)

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- [Louise] What the fuck? Did
he just call me emotional?

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Come on!

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Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick!

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Wait, wait.

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- [Thea] Oh shit! Oh shit!

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- [Louise] How do you
fucking drive an automatic?

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- [Thea] I don't know!

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- [Louise] Oh! Oh!

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(both screaming)

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(suspenseful music)

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- On.

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- Yes, sick.

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Yo, team.

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- And here, okay.

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This is on.
- Selfies!

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- [Thea] Ah, oh look. There she is!

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- Hi!
- Hi!

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- (giggles) Do I actually look good? Yeah?

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- Yeah, babes.

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You look, of course you look flawless.

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- Oh, as do you, honey.
- Oh, thank you, yeah.

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- We always slay and no one
knows how pretty we are.

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Fuck! Sorry guys.

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- I'd rather that than
be in jail there, babes.

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Oh God.

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- Oh, it's just gorgeous isn't it?

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- Do you know what I love around here?

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- What?
- The fresh air.

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I can't get enough of it.
- Yeah.

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And you can actually tell the difference.

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- Yeah.
- Do you know what I wanna do?

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I wanna taste the water. The tap water.

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- Oh yeah, the tap water.
I wanna wash my hair.

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- Yeah. And then it goes all nice.

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- Yeah, yeah.

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- Yeah.
- It goes softer doesn't it?

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- And we will do that.

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♪ Don't make the same mistake ♪

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(Louise laughs)

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- [Thea] On a very empty road.

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- I don't know how
anyone lives around here.

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Like, all you see is leaves.

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- Leaves and sheeps.
- Leaves and sheeps.

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- Leaves and sheeps,
and leaves and sheeps.

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Oh wow. Look at this.

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Look at these flowers on this wall.

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Okay. I didn't get any of
that. You drove so fast.

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- [Louise] Sorry.

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I'm sorry, lovey.
- Speeding!

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- Ah!

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- You're gonna get a
speeding ticket, babe.

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- Oh my God. Did that
boy reply by the way?

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- No.
- I knew it!

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- I know.
- Sack him off.

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- I know.

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- No, it was like
actually boring, you know?

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- Do you know what? He was
a really bad kisser as well.

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- Yeah, I can-
- You know?

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- Yeah, thin lips.

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- Straight with the,

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straight in with the tongue and the teeth.

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- Oh, with the teeth?
- Yeah, I know.

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- I think, why are you
kissing me with your teeth?

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- I know! (laughs)
- But why? What are you doing?

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Get your teeth outta
my fucking mouth, mate.

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(Thea laughs)

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Ow. Ow.

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- Yeah, to be fair.

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Do you remember Johnny?

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- I do remember Johnny.

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- He did-
- I fucking hated Johnny.

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Sorry,

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- Well, he messaged me the other day.

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- Why?

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- He messaged me the other day.

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because obviously, babe, why do you think?

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I mean-

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- I thought that was done, man.

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- I know, same. But he's really hot.

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This is my dilemma.

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- The thing is Johnny is ridiculously fit.

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- He is so fit!

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- Oh!
- I know, I know.

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- His eyes. Yeah.

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- Leave a comment below if
you have any fuckboy stories

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because we love hearing about those.

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- Or a soft boy. I think they're worse.

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- Soft boys are worse.

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- Because at least like,
with a fuckboy, you know.

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I know you are a fuckboy.

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(gasps) What was that?

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- What? I thought I was a squirrel.

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Oh, thank god! (laughs)

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I thought it was,

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I thought it was one like, long rabbit.

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It was a stick, guys.

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- City chicks don't know what we're doing

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out in this country life.

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- It's a bit mad.
- Look at it.

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It's beautiful, to be fair.

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- That's so pretty.

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How do they do all those patches of field?

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Is it like they different
people own a different patch?

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- Um...

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- Alright. Hey Jeff, Sam.

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Cool, cool, cool.

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So we're here at last.

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What a fuck morning we've had!

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But it's good. It's good.

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Emma and-

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- Matt.
- Matt, thank you.

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Have just arrived and
they're getting ready.

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So we are gonna be shooting soon.

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So I'm just doing this little
video content diary thing now

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'cause you wanted it.

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Can you just tell Yuen by the way?

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Absolutely aced it on the
location. So pass that on.

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So just for reference, is
it gonna be black and white?

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We're gonna shoot it Super 8.

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Let the clients know

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there is gonna be black and white. Yeah?

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'Cause you're about to see a pink house.

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But obviously it's not
gonna look like that.

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So this is what we're gonna do.

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This is what we're thinking
as our establishing.

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We get 'em coming down
the drive. They come out.

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We are like, country
house. Gorgeous, lovely.

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Ooh, sexy, sexy, sexy.

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Very French vibes.

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And then, you know what?

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I'm not sure whether I
like the car idea anymore.

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I just think it's gonna look
like a fucking car advert.

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- Yeah, okay.

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Nick's car, we put 'em on bikes

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and they come in from
down there on bicycles.

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- No, 'cause that's literally gonna look

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like we're taking the
piss outta the French.

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(Grey laughs)

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I mean like that is
literally, that is a step away

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from fucking baguettes
and berets, isn't it?

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- [Gray] Yeah, yeah. Well-

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- So we're gonna go low
and sort of left round.

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They'll come, camera left

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and we'll just do real classic Godard,

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like Bosch, Bosch, Bosch.

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Just go in, in, in
until we're like, close.

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And actually I think that's gonna look

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quite sort of Wes vibes as well.

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- Yeah.
- What doesn't now?

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- Nice.
- Really, really warm out.

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- We can get them. Get them in there.

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We just can't have them
playing tennis, obviously.

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We can't have Matt playing tennis.

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- What do you mean?

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- Because he is going on
to whatever it's called,

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thingy, thingy number eight or whatever.

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So any sort of injuries
or whatever, we like-

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- Oh, the um...
- It's just not worth.

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- You were talking about
that action thing that he...

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- [Gray] Yeah, the endless franchise.

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But if he gets injured then
we've screwed aren't we?

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So I think.

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- Yeah, no I know insurance
won't cover it. Okay.

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- We can get 'em on there.

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We just have the mic-
- Fine, no.

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What we're gonna do is we're
gonna go real Godard on it.

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So we're gonna jump cut again, do that.

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But like the closeups
on sort of, you know,

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hands and a tennis racket and...

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- Sure, sure.
- You know like, nice.

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Yeah, like just do you know little kind of

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that could, I think that
could be quite cool.

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- [Hattie] Also Tori,
what if they're rowing?

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- Hattie, I like that.
- Hattie, no, no.

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- I think that's good.
- Not with Emma.

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Thank you though, Hattie.
- What do you mean?

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- Water on boats, in boats.

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Anywhere near water or anything like that.

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She can't do or won't do,

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one of the many things,
it's in the contract.

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- Did you know that?
- No.

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- [Gray] Well, it's just not worth.

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It's just not worth even
playing with it, I think.

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- Get rid of that fucking sign

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'cause that's gonna ruin the shot.

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- What do you mean get some breeze, Tor?

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- What?
- Well, no,

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so we get the blossom
coming through the trees.

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- A wind machine?
- Like a wind machine?

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- Yeah.
- Okay.

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- We are starting like, now.
- Okay.

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- Shall I?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- Find out if they're ready.

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- [Tori] Umbrellas 'cause
it's starting to rain.

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- [Hattie] Cool.

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- Just having a little respite at the pub.

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- Games?

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- [Thea] You looking
through all the games.

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Oh my god, babe, have you seen this?

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- Wow.
- Rules of the inn.

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- Whoa!
- No thieves, fakirs,

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rogues or tinkers.

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No skulking, loafers
or flea-bitten tramps.

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- What the fuck?

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- [Thea] No slap and tickle, no banging,

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no dogs allowed in the kitchen.

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No cock fighting.

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- (gasps) Oh no!
- No!

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Flintlocks, cudgels.
- Cudgels.

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- [Both] Daggers and swords.

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- [Thea] Dagger, dagger,
hand it in to the innkeeper.

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- This one's you!
- Oh my god.

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Cast out all witches and devils.

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- [Both] That have lately
annoyed these parts.

255
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- [Thea] With several grievous
molestations. (laughs)

256
00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,960
- Molestations.
- And curiosities.

257
00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,880
- Molestations, molestations.
- Some councils directing

258
00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,440
a due improvement of the terrible things

259
00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:32,280
lately occurring in this neighbourhood

260
00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,920
by the unusual and amazing
range of evil spirits.

261
00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,960
And they're talking about you, hon.

262
00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,040
Let's talk about you.

263
00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,080
Let's talk about you.

264
00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:41,920
- Huh? What, what, what?

265
00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:43,320
What, what?
- Let's go.

266
00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,320
- Oh, excuse me.

267
00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,600
(upbeat rock music)

268
00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:48,600
It's camera-ception. Ooh!

269
00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,880
- Why is that car slowing down?

270
00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,240
(Thea singing)

271
00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,360
- Sorry.
- That was "Inception."

272
00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,960
- That was "Inception?"
- Great film.

273
00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,880
- Thanks babe.
- So good.

274
00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:01,160
I reckon we can go home now.

275
00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:06,480
Oh, where the fuck are we?

276
00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,720
We're making a U-turn.

277
00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:12,000
- I think, well we see the blue dot.

278
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,200
- Look at the map.

279
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,280
Why is, what's it doing that?

280
00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,240
- [Thea] Hey, keep your eyes on the road.

281
00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,280
- Fuck!
- Thank you.

282
00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,400
- I'm afraid do that. (gasps)
- Oh no, it's lost us now.

283
00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,560
- We exist though.

284
00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:26,480
It's recognising that we're somewhere.

285
00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:28,520
What's that?

286
00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:31,840
- Crow.
- Crow.

287
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:32,960
- [Thea] Crows freak me out.

288
00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,240
You know crows have a really good memory.

289
00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,080
- They have memories?
- Yeah.

290
00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,520
- What are using their memory for?

291
00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:40,520
They're just a bird.

292
00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:41,800
(Thea laughs)

293
00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,120
What? I don't...

294
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:46,600
No, you know what I mean.

295
00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,000
- What are they using their memory for?

296
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,400
- What? (laughs)
- I dunno.

297
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,360
- Why would they need memory?
- I dunno, babe.

298
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,040
Because they can remember up to like,

299
00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,560
three faces or like four faces or-

300
00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:58,800
- Oh, so they can be pets.
- I don't know.

301
00:10:58,800 --> 00:10:59,840
Something like that.

302
00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,640
- That's why they need
it, so they can be pets.

303
00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,360
- Yeah. So they can be domesticated.

304
00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,120
- Why do they need to
know faces? To kill us?

305
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,440
I think birds are,

306
00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,960
crows, crows want to kill us then

307
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:14,920
and they verbose their memories. (laughs)

308
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,280
- They'll get us!

309
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,680
- (laughs) I'm sweating.

310
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,280
- I'm sweating my balls off.

311
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,000
- [Both] Oh!

312
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,560
- That's just hot, isn't it?
- Yeah.

313
00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,880
- It's meant to be AC.

314
00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,640
- It's fine. It's a breeze.

315
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,320
(gunshots blasting)

316
00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,240
Is that guns?

317
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,320
(gunshots blasting)

318
00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:44,400
- Yeah, it is.

319
00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,160
What are they shooting?
What do they shoot out here?

320
00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,280
- I don't know.
- Pheasants?

321
00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,800
- Sheep?

322
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:54,920
- No, they don't, they don't
just go around shooting sheep!

323
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,800
(both laughing)

324
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,400
No, that's not real is it?

325
00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,840
- I don't know!
- Oh no, is it?

326
00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,640
- I don't know!

327
00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,440
- What do people do out here, man?

328
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,720
This is where death happens.

329
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,320
- She rolls out the poster, doesn't she?

330
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,320
- Yeah, absolutely.

331
00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And she's like...

332
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,120
- Perfect reference. Yeah.
- Okay, great.

333
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,440
- So yeah, maybe actually,
maybe should we just,

334
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,960
maybe we'll just shoot
one of those anyway.

335
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:17,800
- Yeah, great.
- Great.

336
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,200
Just like get a poster
and then just throw it up.

337
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,200
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Cool.

338
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,880
- [Gray] Can we see if they are ready?

339
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,560
And once you've got 'em in.

340
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:25,440
- Yeah.
- Obviously small space.

341
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,280
So clear out.

342
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,360
And if you could just
have a quick whizz round

343
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,320
on the property trying find

344
00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,160
a properly decent spot with wifi.

345
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,360
- Yes.
- There's nothing.

346
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,200
- What's this?
- Still nothing.

347
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,040
- Yeah.

348
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,360
- We just have a little issue
with the wifi in the building.

349
00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,800
It must be the stone.

350
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,640
I think it's just a technical thing

351
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:39,800
'cause they said it was-

352
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,960
- What is it? Is it dropped out?

353
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,040
- It's dropped out completely for now.

354
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,120
For the moment.

355
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,320
- Yeah.
- But it should be fine.

356
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,040
- But all the stuff that
we already shot though.

357
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:47,880
You've already sent that over.

358
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:48,720
That went fine. Yeah?

359
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:49,520
- No, yeah. No, no, not yet.

360
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,440
It's all downloaded and ready to go.

361
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:51,760
I think it's just-

362
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:52,600
- Wait. What, what, what?

363
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,920
No, no, no, no.

364
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,840
What? So like the clients
haven't seen anything yet?

365
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:56,960
- Not yet.
- Not yet.

366
00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,440
- What the fuck?
- Yeah.

367
00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,520
But Hattie's gonna get out there

368
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,520
and just find a proper spot.

369
00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:01,400
- No, you have to give the...

370
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,600
We, that's the whole point.

371
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,720
That's why we had that
fucking break thing.

372
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,320
We were-
- Yeah.

373
00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,440
- They were meant to see it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

374
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,320
- Give me the thumbs up.
- And they will.

375
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,120
And they will see it.

376
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,200
- They promised us that
the wifi was super duper,

377
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,320
but it's not.
- Yeah.

378
00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,200
- So it probably isn't for today.

379
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,840
- Is that all we've gotten for today?

380
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,000
- Hattie's gonna go reboot everything

381
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,360
and she'll find the spot for it.

382
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,640
- Yes.
- And it'll be over.

383
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,160
- Right, right, right.
- Right, can you go and?

384
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,120
- Right, let's just get on with it.

385
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,160
- Them long a little bit now.
- Yes, sure.

386
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,200
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

387
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,560
- Yeah, so no problem at all.

388
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,480
We might as well just keep shooting.

389
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,880
Nothing you can do about
that and all of sudden-

390
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,440
- No, yeah.
- Turn it around.

391
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,840
- I just fucking hope that
we're on the right path.

392
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,280
- We are.
- Yeah?

393
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,480
- Yeah, of course we are.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

394
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,880
- Of course we are.
- Okay, okay, cool, cool.

395
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,800
- You know exactly what you're doing.

396
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,120
- [Louise] I think it's coming up.

397
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,200
We have to pull over now.

398
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,480
- Can you please?

399
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:47,000
Yeah, I actually really do feel
like I'm gonna piss myself.

400
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:47,840
(Thea groaning)

401
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:48,840
- Oh my God. Yes, fine.

402
00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,200
I will pull over. Oh my god.

403
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,360
Okay, I'll pull right here actually.

404
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,440
- This is perfect.

405
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:54,560
Perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect.

406
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,560
- Okay?
- Yeah. I'll be really quick.

407
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,440
- Indicate, indicate.
- Really quick.

408
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,680
- You can go pee in the sheep pen.

409
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,120
Is it a pen? Paddock?

410
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,760
- Paddock.
- Oh my god.

411
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,960
There's an eagle. What is that?

412
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,920
- Oh my god!
- Oh my god!

413
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:11,960
- Okay. I don't have time for this.

414
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,080
- Okay, great. Right.
- You keep watch, babe.

415
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,400
Stay safe while I'm gone.
Don't miss me too much.

416
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,840
- I think take the camera.
- What?

417
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,880
- Take the camera.
- Really?

418
00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,280
- Yeah, just film everything.

419
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,240
B-roll, B-roll.
- Okay, great.

420
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:24,680
- I'll make sure the-
- Whatever.

421
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,320
- Sick.

422
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,600
- Oh my god. I'm gonna piss myself.

423
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,160
Fucking hell, okay.

424
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,040
Here you are, babe.

425
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,160
Prime spot to watch me wee.

426
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,000
Oh.

427
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,440
Ah.

428
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,840
Hey Lou. You enjoying this?

429
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:58,840
Weirdo.

430
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,920
I'm sure this is really what
our viewers want. Hey babe?

431
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,920
Just a nice shot to watch me wee.

432
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,160
Oh my God. It's a sheep!

433
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,240
Oh, hey babe.

434
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,160
- It's so quiet.

435
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,280
Oh, hurry up.

436
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,320
Maybe I need to wee.

437
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,640
Do you need to wee?

438
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,600
I don't need to wee.

439
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,440
- Ugh.

440
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:34,960
Ridiculous!

441
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,480
(branch snaps)

442
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:49,360
To Lou's mom and to my mom.

443
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,720
I'm so sorry.

444
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,880
I'm so sorry.

445
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,680
This is all my fault. (sobs)

446
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,920
I'm so sorry. (laughs)

447
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,600
Jokes! Right.

448
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,640
I'm coming back to you, babes.

449
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:12,800
I'm on my way!

450
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,800
- Where the fuck is my selfie stick?

451
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,080
Maybe he chewed on it.

452
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,720
That's really weird.

453
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,240
Where is it?

454
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:33,080
(glass thuds)

455
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:33,920
(Lou gasps)

456
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,560
You fucking twat!

457
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:38,840
(Thea laughs)

458
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,720
Oh, you twat!

459
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,040
(Thea laughing)

460
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,400
Oh my god!

461
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,800
(Thea laughing)

462
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,640
- Whew!

463
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,720
Ugh, you do not understand

464
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,120
how hard it was to crawl
across that whole road.

465
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,560
- Ah, you did something
to my heart. Let's go.

466
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,120
- Ha, ha, ha.

467
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,560
Do you know where we're going?

468
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,800
- You're such a twat.

469
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,599
(laughs) Okay.

470
00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:07,680
- I'm getting to that like, silly point.

471
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,920
I really fucking need a coffee.

472
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,240
Where are the caterers?

473
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,839
- Well, we will send Hattie
there and then she's-

474
00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:13,440
- Hi.
- Hello, any news?

475
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,200
- Yeah, they're coming.
- Hey.

476
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,400
- Hey, Em.
- How are you?

477
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,240
- Gorgeous. Beautiful, beautiful.

478
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,040
Fantastic.
- How are you? All ready?

479
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,200
- Feeling good?
- Pretty good.

480
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,480
- Yeah?
- Let's do. Let's do this.

481
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,480
Hattie, have you got the brush?

482
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,480
- Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

483
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,480
Can you give that to Em?

484
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,320
Lovely. Lovely.

485
00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,600
You're gonna be over here.
- Hey Matt, how you doing?

486
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,160
- Hi. Good. Good. Good.
- Hi. Hi.

487
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,000
- How's it going?
- Good.

488
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:33,840
- Are you guys both okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

489
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:34,680
Really good.

490
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,720
- Nice.
- Okay, so let's get going.

491
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,920
You can you move in a little bit? Yeah.

492
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,040
So what we're gonna do...

493
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,880
- Is this?
- No, well-

494
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,600
- No, closer. Just a little bit closer.

495
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,880
Yep. Yeah, so nice.

496
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:44,880
'Cause what I'm gonna do

497
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,040
is I'm gonna get Em in the reflection

498
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,240
and come over and get
this lovely profile here.

499
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,080
Okay. Yeah?

500
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,800
- So with this look, what, what do we,

501
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,920
this is quite a close proximity
to have a scene, isn't it?

502
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:55,760
- Yes.

503
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,440
Well, in reference to obviously
the original inference.

504
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,560
Yes, yes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

505
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:02,120
And what are we feeling about touching?

506
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,320
- Intimacy.
- Intimacy.

507
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,320
- Yeah, yeah.

508
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:05,760
- We need to have one of
those chats about that.

509
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:06,600
- Yeah, absolutely, absolutely.

510
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,600
- I don't want to-

511
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,480
- What do you guys feel comfortable with?

512
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,200
- What are you comfortable with?

513
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,160
- Well, obviously we're not,
you know, it's modern day.

514
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,000
- Yeah, yeah.

515
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,560
- So you have to take it
through that lens, don't we?

516
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,040
- Yeah, a hundred percent,
a hundred percent.

517
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,840
- So it's like, dulled down a lot.

518
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:18,680
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

519
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,120
Well, I mean, definitely
no ass touching, right?

520
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,720
- Are we not there yet in the
relationship, do you think?

521
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:24,720
- No.
- No ass touching.

522
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,920
- I just think demographic wise-

523
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,080
- A bit sort of pesty.
- Yeah. Yeah.

524
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,040
- Fine. Fine. Fine.
- Yeah, I think that's fine.

525
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,400
- Why would you ask that anyway?

526
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,280
- Just because it's about
two people coming together

527
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,440
and testing the boundaries
of the intimacy, isn't it?

528
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,360
- [Tori] Yeah, what about small of back?

529
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,760
Why don't we?

530
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:38,560
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

531
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,480
- That's fine.
- That's like a medium.

532
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:40,800
- Is that okay with you?
- Yeah, that's fine.

533
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,640
- Great, and sort of shoulder.

534
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:42,520
Sorry.
- That's fine. Yeah.

535
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,360
- Shoulders and maybe
a little? Do we think?

536
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,200
Does this look?

537
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,000
- I think that's, yeah.

538
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,280
I think, don't worry about that.

539
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,200
This is, it's this, is this.

540
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,720
So yeah, that's gonna,
that's gonna be good.

541
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,720
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Nice, yeah.

542
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:52,560
- Okay.

543
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,440
- But we're gonna start with the eyebrows

544
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:54,280
'cause I love.
- Yeah, I love that too.

545
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,200
I think it's such a nice bit to get in.

546
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,120
- Yeah, definitely

547
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:57,920
Start with the eyebrows.

548
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,240
Small of the back. Great, okay.

549
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,240
- Great.
- Alright.

550
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,240
So let's go for one.

551
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,440
- What?
- (laughs) Nothing. Nothing.

552
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,360
- So, camera rolling.

553
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,000
And action!

554
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,800
Yeah, lovely. Matt, can you?

555
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:15,640
- (laughs) There you go!

556
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,520
- Let's give a bit of space

557
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:19,880
so I can get this eyebrow bit, lovely.

558
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,280
Yep. Little bit less.

559
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:27,480
Yeah. Okay, nice.

560
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,480
That's nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

561
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,240
Great. Lovely.

562
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,800
- Yeah, that's better.
- Is it?

563
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,480
(Matt laughs)

564
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:38,280
- Matty.
- Yeah. Into that reflection.

565
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,120
Yeah. Nice.

566
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,640
And oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

567
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,280
That's great, guys. Okay.

568
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,320
Small of the back. That's nice.

569
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,160
Yeah. Lovely, lovely.

570
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,480
Yep. Little bit less.

571
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,120
Yeah. Okay, nice.

572
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:57,960
- More like this?

573
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,160
(both laughing)

574
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,960
Gonna go and get sorted, I saw something.

575
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,080
- Hey Matt? Matt?

576
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,560
- Like, oh yeah, cut.
- Thank you.

577
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,200
You okay?

578
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,480
- I'm okay.
- What did, what happened?

579
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,120
- I dunno.

580
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,760
I like, tapped him with my brush.

581
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,960
- Yeah, I guess it's one of those things

582
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,920
you should like, talk through
first or something like that.

583
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:20,920
- Oh maybe.
- Yeah.

584
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,760
But I thought we were just improvising.

585
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:22,960
- Yeah.

586
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,960
- I think don't worry about it.

587
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:24,800
Honestly, don't worry about it.

588
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,000
It's, you know, it's a
long day for everyone.

589
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,560
So we're all good. We're all good.

590
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,400
Don't worry. Honestly, it looked great.

591
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,240
- Yeah?

592
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,280
- It looked absolutely brilliant.

593
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,120
- I've got it. It's in the can.

594
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,320
So we're, you know.

595
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,320
- So we don't have to do that again?

596
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,160
- No, no. It's in the can.

597
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,800
I think that's, I think we can move on.

598
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,240
- We found a little village,

599
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,040
which is a bit creepy and very quiet.

600
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:43,880
- Very quiet.

601
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,280
- And they have a shop.

602
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:49,360
So I'm gonna go in and ask for directions.

603
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,200
- Mm.

604
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,280
(laughs) I'm sorry.

605
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:56,320
It's just a bit, it's just
really weird and creepy.

606
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,520
- That's why I'm gonna go in.

607
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,480
You can stay here and stay all safe.

608
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,400
If I die though and you
let me go in on my own.

609
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,120
Oh my God. I'm just gonna do it.

610
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,640
- Be careful!

611
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,480
- Don't die. What if you die out here?

612
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,520
- Okay, I'm getting out.
- Okay.

613
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,840
- Oh!
- Okay.

614
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,600
- It is, it is very quiet.

615
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,600
There might not be anyone there.

616
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,520
- We'll just knock on the
door and see if, okay.

617
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,040
See if they're in.

618
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:22,880
I'll leave you to that, babes.

619
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:23,720
I'll survey the area.

620
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,800
- Get some B-roll.
- Okay.

621
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,240
Right, okay.

622
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:36,000
Oh my God. What is this little shack?

623
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,520
No. Oh, that's so cold!

624
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,840
Oh my God.

625
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,160
Absolutely not. No.

626
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,320
She's seen better days, hasn't she?

627
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,080
(cows mooing)

628
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,640
Oh my God. I didn't even notice the cows!

629
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,480
Oh!

630
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:05,600
Here you will see the
majestic bottom of a cow.

631
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,080
Oh, is he just on his own?

632
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,280
Oh, little baby.

633
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:19,320
The flowers. (laughs)

634
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,520
What the fuck is this?

635
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,520
(Lou caws)

636
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,760
Oh my God! (laughs)

637
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,600
What?

638
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:32,320
- No, it's me.
- Babe, that is so weird!

639
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,160
Oh!

640
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,480
- So apparently there's this,

641
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:39,360
there's this like, local myth, like a cult

642
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,160
and they just flog these off to tourists.

643
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,640
- [Thea] Oh my God. It's vile.

644
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,200
I'm obsessed.

645
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,960
- Yeah. Yeah, I love it.

646
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,000
It's kind of cheap.

647
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,200
- It's giving, yeah.
- I also got us these.

648
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,400
- Oh, I want those ones!
- Okay.

649
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:13,320
Yeah, they said "Follow the
road," in a Welsh accent.

650
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:14,320
- Right, okay.

651
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,120
"Follow the road."

652
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,160
(camera whirring)

653
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,280
(static crackles)

654
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,200
(light rock music)

655
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,720
- Oh, what's happened?

656
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,240
(static crackling)
(voice echoing)

657
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,280
- That's actually a horrible sound.

658
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,280
Turn that off please.

659
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,320
Okay, let's get the intro done.

660
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,280
- Can we do that later?

661
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,760
I just wanna get there, figure
out what's what and then-

662
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,000
- No 'cause of continuity

663
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,120
'cause like we should do it
now while we look like this.

664
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,920
Afterwards, you know,
you'll probably spill food

665
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,560
down your top or something.

666
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,360
- Okay.
- You always do that.

667
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,200
- Shady.

668
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,120
Fine. Do it to that one.

669
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,720
- Okay.

670
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:12,680
And three and two and one.

671
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,280
- Well, hello fellow heisters.

672
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,920
I'm Thea and this is Louise.

673
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:16,960
- Yo.

674
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,000
- And welcome to our brand new-

675
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,840
- You are gonna hate me,

676
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,240
but should we just do Thelma and Louise?

677
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,440
- No!
- Why?

678
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,000
- Because I don't like it!
- But I'm already Louise.

679
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,640
- I literally said this
so many times, babe.

680
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,440
- Why? I think it's
called Thelma and Louise.

681
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,480
Thelma and Louise.

682
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,880
- No, I don't want to, I like Thea

683
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,760
and I wouldn't make you change your name.

684
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:36,600
- Fine. Take two and
three and two and one.

685
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,160
- Well, hello fellow heisters.

686
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,320
I'm Thea. This is Louise.

687
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,960
And welcome to our brand new
episode of "They Deserve It."

688
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:43,960
And if they don't.

689
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,240
- [Both] Fuck it anyway.

690
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,480
- Yes, and in this episode
we're gonna be posing

691
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:51,240
as sweet little caterers at
a wanky commercial shoot.

692
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,160
- Oh my God, Lou!

693
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,280
(both gasp)

694
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,040
- What do we do?
- I dunno. What do we do?

695
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,120
- Oh, fucking fuck!

696
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,120
I won't go there.

697
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,400
- Yeah. Do you think you can?
- Yeah, I reckon.

698
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,520
All right, let's try.

699
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,520
Okay, we've got this.

700
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,040
All right, babe.

701
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,760
- Oh my God. It's tight.
- Oh no! Oh!

702
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,160
- Okay.

703
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,520
Why don't you let him come pass? Yep.

704
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:12,360
- Sick. Thank you guys.

705
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:13,200
Thank you.

706
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,120
Oh, they hate us.

707
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,480
I think they don't like us.

708
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,280
- Or maybe 'cause we're
filming them. (laughs)

709
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,800
- Why are they judging us?
It's just a selfie stick.

710
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:23,600
- Love you.

711
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,400
- [Both] Love you, bye!

712
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,760
Love you, bye!

713
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,760
- Okay.
- And in this-

714
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,880
(car grinding)
Oh.

715
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,160
- If you can't find it, grind it.

716
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:33,760
- And in this episode, guys,

717
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,640
we are gonna be posing as
sweet little catering staff

718
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,120
at some wanky commercial shoot, okay?

719
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:40,560
And this is where they're like,

720
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,000
"Oh, look at us living our best lives.

721
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,960
"And we're so cool.

722
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:47,280
"And you guys are so lame
and your lives are so shit.

723
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,520
"And you spend all your
money to look like us."

724
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,800
- Yeah.
- It's a load of shit.

725
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,560
It's a load of wank.
Don't believe in things.

726
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:53,920
- It's all a scam, people.

727
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:54,840
So we're gonna get in there,

728
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,520
we're gonna get our
thieving little hands on.

729
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:57,960
- Yes!

730
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,080
- Designer clothes, camera equipment.

731
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,360
- Yes!
- Expensive tea.

732
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,560
Who knows what's gonna be there?

733
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,560
- Okay, yeah.

734
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,520
And then what we're gonna do
is we're gonna sell everything

735
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,600
and donate the money to food banks

736
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,160
because they're who actually need it.

737
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,440
- And guys, you'll be glad to know

738
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,280
that we have got loads
of cameras for this.

739
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,640
We are gonna be putting body cams on.

740
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:19,920
- Yes.

741
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,840
- We're gonna have full
coverage of the whole house.

742
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,160
- We will not miss a thing.
- Nothing!

743
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,080
- It's gonna be completely covered.

744
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,240
- It's gonna be so sick!

745
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,680
- Spy cams galore, guys!

746
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,240
- Woo!
- Whee!

747
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,640
- Okay. It's gotta be up here.

748
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,920
We just follow the road.

749
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,600
- [Thea] Well, we have
absolutely no signal.

750
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,880
- And no other choice.
- And no other choice.

751
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,920
- Pothole, boom.

752
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,320
- Oh,
- Oopsy. Bad driving.

753
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,080
- We don't care.
- Winding.

754
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,560
Oh God. Hurry up.

755
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,680
This road is long.

756
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,640
(both shout)

757
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,800
Oh my god! (laughs)

758
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,960
Shall I reverse?

759
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,320
- [Thea] Hello, mate. Hello!

760
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:07,920
- [Both] Hello!

761
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,640
- Put the window down.
- Hi!

762
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,760
(both bleating)

763
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:19,520
- [Tori] I think I just
felt a drop of rain.

764
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,360
- Go for it.
- Okay. Camera rolling.

765
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,240
And action!

766
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,160
(Matt laughs)

767
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,680
Nice and throws. Yes.

768
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,000
Great. Lovely.

769
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,480
Okay, cut.

770
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,480
Nice, nice, nice. We've got that.

771
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,480
I've got the wide.

772
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,840
Yeah, I think it's
actually starting to rain.

773
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:36,680
- Oh, right.
- Can we cut?

774
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,960
Can I, can I get some water?

775
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:38,800
This stuff's disgusting.

776
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,000
- Yeah.
- Oh, of course.

777
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:40,840
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

778
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,000
- Can I get, can I get a coffee?

779
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000
- Yeah.
- Is that okay?

780
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,320
- Coffee. Two.
- Black. No milk.

781
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,240
One sugar. Thanks.

782
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,080
- Let's just push in

783
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,400
'cause I'm a little bit
worried about the rain, yeah?

784
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,600
- Yeah, okay.
- So back to one.

785
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,480
- I'll do it. I'll do it.
- Exactly the same, guys.

786
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,600
Just, I'm just a little bit closer.

787
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,440
Okay?

788
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,920
- I'm gonna give it again.
- Yeah, great. It's perfect.

789
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,000
So yeah. Great.

790
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,560
Camera rolling. And action!

791
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,120
- Sorry, Tori. Sorry.
- Yes! (laughs)

792
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,120
- Cut!
- Are you kidding me?

793
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:09,960
Seriously?

794
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,240
- Sneak.
- What is this?

795
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,080
- Sorry, guys.
- Really?

796
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:13,920
- Still not here yet.
- They're still not here?

797
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,800
- Yeah. What the?
- Okay.

798
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,880
We'll just get, go in the car now

799
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:18,840
and maybe just drive to the shop.

800
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,480
Stick it in the sat nav.

801
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:21,360
- [Tori] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

802
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,360
- Let's go.
- Yep.

803
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,280
- What kind?
- Just anything.

804
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,120
Anything you can get.

805
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:24,920
- Get gluten-free. Gluten-free.

806
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:25,760
- Okay, bye.
- Yep.

807
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,960
- Quick as you can.
- Bye, Hettie.

808
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,160
- [Gray] Thanks, Hattie.

809
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,640
- Hattie? Is her name Hattie?
- Yeah, it's Hattie.

810
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:32,960
- Coffee?
- Yeah. It's all good, guys.

811
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,000
- Okay, right. Great. Cool.

812
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,960
I think that, I think we got that.

813
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,040
Yeah?
- I think so.

814
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,040
- Great.
- Okay.

815
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,520
- Nice one.
- Let's get inside.

816
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:40,480
Set up for the backgammon scene.

817
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,280
- Okay. Cracking.
- Cheers.

818
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,480
- [Tori] Thank you, guys.

819
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,880
- [Thea] Look, location sign.

820
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,680
That means we're actually getting close.

821
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,600
- [Louise] Okay.

822
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,760
Does it?

823
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,280
- Oh, we're there.
- Loc.

824
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,120
- Do we look a bit?
- No, babe.

825
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,080
Honest to God, we'll be fine.

826
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,800
Just keep it cool.

827
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,320
Play it understated.

828
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:05,240
- Yeah.
- They won't suspect a thing.

829
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,880
- Look, that's it. Look,
it's pointing there.

830
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,880
That's it. No? That's it.
- Should we go in?

831
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,920
- No one's here.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

832
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:12,760
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

833
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:13,600
- Okay.

834
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,000
- Oh my.
- Is there anyone there?

835
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,680
- This is insane.
- Whoa.

836
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,640
Okay, so we have arrived
at a slightly creepy

837
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,920
but very large mansion.

838
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,600
- Babe, this is really quiet.
- It is a bit quiet.

839
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,880
- Are you sure it's legit?
- It is legit.

840
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:31,720
Yeah, it's legit.

841
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,000
Belle told me about it.

842
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:33,840
- [Thea] Belle told you about it?

843
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,480
- Yeah, but she, it's a proper agency.

844
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:36,320
It is.

845
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:37,320
- Belle told you about it.

846
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,080
Then it's probably okay. Isn't it?

847
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,360
- I like Belle.

848
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,760
- Okay, cool.
- She's my best friend.

849
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,200
(Thea gasps)

850
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,680
- Ha ha! Ha ha ha!

851
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,480
(bird cawing)

852
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,160
I think that was a crow.

853
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,400
- Okay, that's fine. It's fine.

854
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,480
- Alright, well.
- Okay. Ready?

855
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:59,480
Remember guys, respect the
patriarchy and follow it.

856
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,320
- Because that is our mantra.

857
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,840
- Oh! I like that.

858
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,960
- [Both] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

859
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,320
- Keeping that. Keeping that one.

860
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,280
Okay, let's do it.

861
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,080
Shh, shh.

862
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,040
This is wild.

863
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,080
Ooh!

864
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,400
Getting you lots food.

865
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,440
Wait, we should actually...

866
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,640
- Oh yeah, you're right.

867
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:44,760
- Oh.

868
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,320
Can you take that?

869
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,120
- Yep.

870
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:49,560
Okay.

871
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:55,280
- Okay. (laughs)

872
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,280
- It's really quiet.

873
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,960
- Yeah. Okay, babe.

874
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,240
Just remember, everything's on.

875
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,880
- You done?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

876
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,040
- Yeah?
- Is that good?

877
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,040
What about that one?

878
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,360
- Yeah?
- Sick.

879
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,960
- Okay. Cool, babe.

880
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:13,000
Remember we're caterers, right?

881
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,080
Keep it nice and boring.

882
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,400
- Just yeah.
- Hello.

883
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,640
- [Thea] We need to be like, invisible.

884
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,160
- [Louise] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

885
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,160
- [Thea] Well, nobody
remembers caterers anyway.

886
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,760
- Yeah, yeah. We're lowest of the low.

887
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:23,840
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Alright.

888
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:24,920
- Right. You got that?

889
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,240
Here we go.

890
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
This is mad! It's crazy!

891
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:38,920
What is that?

892
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,360
(flies buzzing)

893
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,200
- Ew.

894
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,960
(crows cawing)

895
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,920
(static crackles)

896
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:52,160
(ominous music)

897
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:57,160
(voice echoing)
(static buzzes)

898
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,240
- Oh my god!
- Okay.

899
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,640
Hello?
- Oh, this is mad.

900
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,280
- [Louise] Hello?

901
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,360
- [Thea] Babe, they're
not gonna hear that.

902
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,200
- Hello?
- Whoa! Thea!

903
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,000
- Hello?
- Shh!

904
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:12,760
Fuck, we're meant to be invisible, mate.

905
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,680
- [Thea] Nobody's here.

906
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,720
- Okay. Whoa!
- Ooh. Easy, easy.

907
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,440
(both laughing)

908
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,280
Someone's had a little party.

909
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,640
- Jackpot.
- Oh my god!

910
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,480
- Oh my god!
- Oh my god! Oh my god!

911
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,640
- Okay, let's get set up.

912
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,680
Hey guys, we've made it.

913
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,240
Oh my god. Oh my God.

914
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,720
Oh my God!

915
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,240
Look at all of this stuff!

916
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,480
Ah! (gasps)

917
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,920
It's all in bags already.

918
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,360
Perfect!

919
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,040
- [Louise] We just put
all of that in there.

920
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:55,880
- Yeah, we'll just put it all in there.

921
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:56,760
Oh my God.

922
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,080
Babes, maybe forget the clothes.

923
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,040
- (gasps) Yes!

924
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:04,400
- Hi guys.

925
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,240
This isn't me sporting

926
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:08,000
the spring/summer collection of duvets.

927
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,280
Whatever the fuck this is.

928
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,920
- Take it off. Take it off.

929
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,239
Right, we need to, um-

930
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,440
- Let's just, let's just
put it all in the bags.

931
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,880
And just go.

932
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,320
- No mate, we need to make
a whole fucking episode.

933
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,480
- Babe, the car's right there.

934
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,280
The bags are here.

935
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,120
We can just chuck 'em in there, that's it.

936
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,960
- No, no, we wanna make
it look sick. Okay?

937
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,400
We wanna like, get all the
cameras set up around the house

938
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,560
and it looks like we are like,

939
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,960
in danger and it's like, builds a tension

940
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,960
and then we escape and we
don't get caught, okay?

941
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,400
And it's just like we are just-

942
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,840
(footsteps thumping)

943
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,440
- Oh, I think they must
be upstairs. (laughs)

944
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,000
- Wait, shh.
- Okay. Okay. Okay.

945
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,440
- No, wait, go.
- Okay, okay.

946
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,280
Because they're gonna
fucking come upstairs.

947
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,679
Go upstairs, go.
- Okay.

948
00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:47,719
- I'll go sit up the cameras outside.

949
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,360
- You finish this room.
- Okay.

950
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,360
- Okay, but just cover-

951
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,360
- And I'll do front and the back, okay?

952
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,520
- Cover everything, so-
- Yeah, I know babe.

953
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:55,840
- Okay, right.

954
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:56,679
I went to the same film school as you.

955
00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:57,680
I know what I'm doing.

956
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:58,520
- [Louise] You didn't fucking do that

957
00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,360
on the last job, did you?

958
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:00,280
- Okey-dokey, right.

959
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,920
- [Louise] I feeling
hard of they're there.

960
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,720
- I'll leave you to it in here then.

961
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:05,960
- Bitch.

962
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,040
Wait, mate. Shh, shh.

963
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:09,040
Should make it less obvious.

964
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,040
Normal, normal.

965
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,080
- Yeah, okay, all right.

966
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:11,880
Sure.

967
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:16,520
Okay.

968
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,480
(ominous music)

969
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:22,960
- Okay.

970
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,400
Get the camera in place. Y'all good to go.

971
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,560
Affirmative.

972
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:00,520
The perimeter of the house is now covered.

973
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,160
(birds chirping)

974
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,000
(static crackles)

975
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:17,760
- Okay.
- Okay, let's go outside.

976
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,160
- The cameras outside,
they look really good.

977
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:20,960
- Yeah?

978
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,320
- But I was thinking,

979
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,400
do you think we should redo our arrival?

980
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,000
- No babe. We haven't got time.

981
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,280
We need to do the fucking food.

982
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,120
- Oh.
- You do coffee. I'll do food.

983
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,320
- Yeah.
- Right.

984
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:35,520
- What is that?

985
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,840
- [Louise] Dunno.

986
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:42,840
Oh, it looks like blood.

987
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,440
- Oh, that is gross! (gasps)

988
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,320
Detective, looks like we've got

989
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,200
a 1067 horse side on our hands here.

990
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,000
Little piggy, I'll see you later.

991
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,320
- Thea, look at this.
- What?

992
00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:00,000
- I think this is the footage from the ad.

993
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,200
(gasps) Oh shit.
- Oh my God.

994
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,720
- Okay, keep pouring that.
- The guy's fit.

995
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,880
- Coming back, coming back, coming back.

996
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:15,360
Right now Em, I'm just
gonna move in on the tear.

997
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,600
- What the fuck?
- This is absolute bollocks.

998
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,640
I bet they're getting paid
a fortune for this as well.

999
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,520
- [Louise] I kinda like it.

1000
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,760
- Babe.
- What?

1001
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,080
- Don't get sucked into this.

1002
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,680
This is exactly what
they want you to think.

1003
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:27,960
- No, I just wanna keep watching it.

1004
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,440
- Yeah, nice.

1005
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,440
Lovely. Gorgeous.

1006
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,120
And then just have like a
little fiddle with that hat.

1007
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,400
Hang on. I'm just gonna come up here.

1008
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,760
I think that's gonna be better.

1009
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,200
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1010
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,040
Yes. That's the ticket.

1011
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,240
Okay. Nice, yeah.

1012
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:41,600
Matt, can you sort of just like,

1013
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:45,440
have a kind of go over,
so lie back down for me?

1014
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,880
Yeah. And then just kind of like,

1015
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,520
roll around a little bit.

1016
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,360
And can you, can I have a, yeah?

1017
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,080
Can I have a Humphrey Bogart again?

1018
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,000
Yes. Yes.

1019
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,160
Can I, can you shift your,

1020
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,560
so away from me slightly and do it again.

1021
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,920
- Like that?
- Nope. Other way.

1022
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,760
Away from me.

1023
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:05,960
- [Gray] Yeah, towards, towards me, Matt.

1024
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,720
- Yeah, like that.

1025
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:08,720
Yeah, that's it.

1026
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:09,560
And then Humphrey Bogart it.

1027
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,520
Yeah. Nice.

1028
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:13,360
Yeah. Cut.

1029
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,200
Good, great. Got it.

1030
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,400
- Great.
- Keep low.

1031
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,440
That's it. Nice. Lovely.

1032
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,120
And coming out.

1033
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,000
Yes. Finding Matt.

1034
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,560
Yeah. Nice, Matt.

1035
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,680
Nice and moody. Yeah.

1036
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:24,840
Straight to camera.

1037
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,920
Nice. Okay.

1038
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,760
Yep. Beautiful. Coming.
(static crackles)

1039
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:29,960
And slightly less flirty.

1040
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,160
Just like, okay.

1041
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,720
(static crackles)
(crows cawing)

1042
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:36,400
(ominous music)

1043
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,640
- (gasps) Oh my God!

1044
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,720
What the fuck was that?

1045
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:47,440
- Oh my God.
- That scared the absolute-

1046
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,880
(crows cawing)

1047
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,560
- Uh...
- I wanna watch it again.

1048
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,600
- Yeah, straight to camera.

1049
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,360
Nice. Okay.

1050
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,480
Yep, beautiful coming out
and slightly less flirty.

1051
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,880
Just like, still-
(static crackles)

1052
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,480
But nice.

1053
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,880
- Oh! (laughs)
- What? Cut!

1054
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:13,880
- Where is it?
- Wait, go back again.

1055
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,520
Press play.

1056
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,800
- Beautiful coming out
and slightly less flirty.

1057
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,920
Just like, still coquetteish, but yeah.

1058
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,040
Nice.

1059
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,200
- Oh! (laughs)
- What? Cut!

1060
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,440
- [Louise] Where's it gone?

1061
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,040
- Uh...
- Okay.

1062
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,240
Let's just watch another one.

1063
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,480
- Okay. Yeah.

1064
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:35,440
So just wait, sorry.

1065
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,520
Can you just go back, back to one?

1066
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,040
Yeah. Great. So rolling.

1067
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,560
- Yep.
- And action. Nice.

1068
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,760
- Go.
- And then Em you're crying,

1069
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,400
so I'm just gonna pull back, catch that.

1070
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,640
You're gonna stand up.

1071
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,360
Just grab the board and kind of chuck it,

1072
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,560
aim it just-
- Tori, Tori.

1073
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:48,840
We had a bit of a chat earlier.

1074
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,000
Do you think the whole crying thing,

1075
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,960
do you think it's, it's,

1076
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:53,760
do you think it's showing

1077
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,760
the right kind of image this day and age?

1078
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,240
- Oh.
- Female empowerment?

1079
00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,040
- Well, I mean, you know,

1080
00:40:59,040 --> 00:40:59,960
well she's crying because

1081
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,600
it's kind of all just bubbling up inside.

1082
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:02,600
- [Matt] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1083
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,200
- It's kind of got too
much and it's like, ah!

1084
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,640
- Yeah, but that's not very empowered,

1085
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,400
independent woman, is it? I mean?

1086
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,160
- Right. Yeah.
- This is like a relationship.

1087
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,880
This is a mutual coming together.

1088
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,720
- It's a game. It's a game of backgammon.

1089
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:17,960
- Yeah, this is a bit of fun.
- You know, like, it's more-

1090
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,520
- It just feels a bit...
- It's not because, easy.

1091
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,160
It's not 'cause he's won.
- It's more...

1092
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:25,360
- We're sparring, we are
playing with each other.

1093
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,480
- We're playing.
- There's a fire, right?

1094
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,160
And so there's gotta be kind of give

1095
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,160
and take a mutual type.

1096
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:31,200
- There's got to be something else.

1097
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,080
Ooh, like. Ooh, fuck!

1098
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,320
- You all right?
- Did you just cut yourself?

1099
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,160
- Yeah, I've just cut myself.

1100
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,840
- You're getting blood on the clothes.

1101
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,360
Don't get blood on it.
- Got it, got it, got it.

1102
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,240
- [Gray] Em, I need to
take those back tomorrow.

1103
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,720
- Okay, put, put pressure-
- Oh!

1104
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:46,280
(crows cawing)

1105
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,040
(Emma gasps)

1106
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,280
- Grey, are you...
- Oh!

1107
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,120
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

1108
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,160
Oh my God! Oh my!

1109
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:05,600
- Was that real?

1110
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,440
- No, no, it was fucking cool. (laughs)

1111
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,360
Is there any more?

1112
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,520
Oh, here we go. This one, yes.

1113
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,280
- Don't, don't fucking turn the camera on!

1114
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,280
- It needs to be on!

1115
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,200
- What do you mean it needs to be on?

1116
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,000
- Because they need to, because
for the insurance policy.

1117
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,120
- Insurance?
(all shouting)

1118
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,160
Fucking camera for the insurance policy?

1119
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,000
What are you talking about?

1120
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:31,840
- He's going to be fine. He's fine.

1121
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,680
- Don't poke-

1122
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,160
(Grey coughing)

1123
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,760
(Emma screaming)

1124
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:36,720
Jesus Christ.

1125
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:37,960
Um, put pressure! Put pressure on it!

1126
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:38,960
It's okay. It's okay.

1127
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,560
You're okay. You're okay. You're okay.

1128
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:41,360
Can we, can we call an ambulance?

1129
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,560
Can we, can we, Jesus?

1130
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,480
- Babe, that's, it's acting.

1131
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,640
It's just for the commercial.

1132
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,840
It's definitely fake.

1133
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,840
Let's go and look in the
room and I bet you any money,

1134
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:53,800
it won't be there.

1135
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,360
It'll be fine. Come on.

1136
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:11,600
(both gasp)

1137
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,240
How did I not see that?
- Babe, that's not real.

1138
00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:18,600
That's just all part of it.

1139
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:20,880
That is wild. Ah!

1140
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,160
Gimme the iPad, come on.

1141
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:26,400
Look.

1142
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,200
Come here.

1143
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,000
- [Matt] It's okay. It's okay. Look at me.

1144
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,200
Look at me, it's okay. It's okay.

1145
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,000
Just keep as much pressure
on that as possible.

1146
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,440
It's okay. It's okay.

1147
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,760
I promise you're gonna be okay.

1148
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:39,600
We're gonna stay here.

1149
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,960
- [Tori] Em, this wasn't your fault, okay?

1150
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:41,960
- [Matt] Stay here.

1151
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:42,960
- [Tori] It was an accident.

1152
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,040
You, he tripped or you tripped
but it's all on camera.

1153
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,640
- Don't worry.
- And people will see.

1154
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,280
- What the fuck does it fucking matter?

1155
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,280
Can we call an ambulance?

1156
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,320
- Because it was a fucking accident!

1157
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,040
- Shut the fuck up and call an
ambulance for Christ's sake!

1158
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,200
What is wrong with you?

1159
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,600
- Fine, fine.

1160
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,440
- Uh...

1161
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,760
- I don't have any fucking reception.

1162
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,560
I don't have any reception.

1163
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:01,520
- I've got nothing.

1164
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:03,840
- (sobbing) I killed him!
- No, you didn't.

1165
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,520
- Can we, is there a landline?
Is there a landline here?

1166
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,160
Can we call, is there
a landline? Is there?

1167
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,400
- I don't know!
- What the fuck?

1168
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,160
There's someone here. There's
someone in the garden.

1169
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,280
Hello! Hello!

1170
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,520
Hey! There's someone out there!

1171
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,360
Emma, Emma, please.

1172
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,480
Can you put some, put
some pressure on this?

1173
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:16,680
- [Tori] What?

1174
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:17,840
- Otherwise he's gonna bleed
out and he's gonna die.

1175
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,240
- What do you mean?
- You, come with me!

1176
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,880
Find a fucking phone!
Find a fucking phone!

1177
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,640
- Um, Grey, okay. You're gonna be fine.

1178
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:24,640
We're gonna find someone

1179
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,080
and we are gonna get you an ambulance.

1180
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,520
Just stay with us. Okay?

1181
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:28,360
Em? Em?

1182
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,280
Oh, fuck! Matt!

1183
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:35,000
(ominous music)
(voice echoing)

1184
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:35,840
Matt?

1185
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,360
Matt, come on. What
the fuck are you doing?

1186
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:41,920
Matt?

1187
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,680
Matt, are you, are you all right?

1188
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:47,640
Matt?

1189
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,200
(ominous music)

1190
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,520
Matt?

1191
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,080
(body thuds)
(Matt groans)

1192
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,800
(Tori screams)

1193
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,480
(Matt coughing)

1194
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,160
What the fuck?

1195
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,320
(glass shatters)

1196
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,880
(Tori screams)

1197
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,840
(Tori whimpering)

1198
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,240
- [Louise] What is this, Thea?

1199
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:30,120
- [Thea] That's obviously
just a rig or something.

1200
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,000
- [Tori] Oh my god!

1201
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,240
- [Louise] Did you not see
that thing in the mirror?

1202
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,200
- What?
- That person.

1203
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,160
- [Thea] Babe, that's
just a member of crew.

1204
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,560
- That's not a fucking crew member. Look.

1205
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:43,720
(footsteps thump)

1206
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:46,000
- Hello?
- What are you doing?

1207
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,000
- Well, I'm just gonna be,

1208
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,760
they're just sitting upstairs like...

1209
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,480
We've got no idea what this is.

1210
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:56,640
- I don't care. I want to leave.

1211
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:57,960
- They're pranking us.

1212
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,240
They've seen our show and now they're,

1213
00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,880
I don't know, I don't know,

1214
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,920
trying to teach us a lesson
or some shit like that.

1215
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,000
It's very clever, guys.

1216
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,360
- That is beyond ridiculous.
- It's genius actually.

1217
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:08,640
Now we're gonna do crossover shows.

1218
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,200
I bet you there's cameras everywhere.

1219
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,720
Look, there's one right there!
There's one right there!

1220
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:15,120
They've been filming us the whole time.

1221
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,400
And now they're gonna come out.

1222
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,520
- It's a film set.
- Like this was all a joke.

1223
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,280
Come on guys, we've figured it out.

1224
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,160
- Nothing. Let's just fucking go.

1225
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,480
Let's just go. I wanna go.

1226
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:31,800
I don't care. I wanna go.

1227
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,240
- No, let's go look for this dead body.

1228
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:35,080
Come on.

1229
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,600
Look, babe.

1230
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:45,000
- Oh, fuck's sake.
- A dead body isn't here.

1231
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,320
There's not even any blood.

1232
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,840
It's fine.

1233
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:48,840
- Yes, there fucking is blood.

1234
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,560
Look, remember? See?

1235
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:52,600
(Thea laughs)

1236
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:53,400
- [Thea] It's ridiculous.

1237
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,240
I'm gonna go upstairs.

1238
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:55,480
- No!
- Talk to the guys up there

1239
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,760
'cause clearly they're having a laugh.

1240
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:58,600
- What? No, no.

1241
00:46:58,600 --> 00:46:59,760
Let's do what you said, okay?

1242
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:00,760
Let's just end the episode there

1243
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:01,680
and let's just fucking go.

1244
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,000
Get the clothes, get the camera equipment.

1245
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,200
Let's just fucking get
in the car and leave.

1246
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,760
- Are you fucking mad?

1247
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:06,760
- [Louise] Just end it there.

1248
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:07,920
- Lou, this was your idea, babe.

1249
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,320
You wanted to stay here
and get the footage

1250
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:10,440
and get the content and get the suspense

1251
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:11,840
and now you wanna, you wanna leave?

1252
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,320
- You're being a fucking child.

1253
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:14,160
- You're being a dick.

1254
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,960
- No, that's not fucking fake.

1255
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,720
- Oh my god, Lou.
- It's real.

1256
00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:18,560
- It's not real. Okay, cool.

1257
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:19,640
Look, I'm gonna go upstairs.

1258
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,320
See, what the hell all this
is about or what's going on.

1259
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,440
You stay down here. Okay?
- Oh my God.

1260
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,480
- Because I need you to get

1261
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:26,280
as much footage in there as you can.

1262
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,520
If anything else weird
happens, I wanna know about it.

1263
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,280
All right? Cool.

1264
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,080
- [Louise] You're being
a fucking nightmare.

1265
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:31,880
- [Thea] Okay, whatever.

1266
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,880
(Louise sighs)

1267
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,360
- I fucking hate when she's right,

1268
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,400
but I would really like her to be right.

1269
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:58,240
Please be right.

1270
00:47:58,240 --> 00:47:59,600
Fucking please be fake.

1271
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,840
(voice whispering)

1272
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,640
(static crackles)

1273
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:14,640
(voice whispering)

1274
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,720
Fuck, I'm losing my mind.

1275
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,480
(Emma sobbing)

1276
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,040
- [Tori] Em? I think Matt's dead.

1277
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:29,320
We need to get out. We need
to get out of here now!

1278
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:33,200
- Matt? (sobbing)

1279
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,960
(Emma screaming)

1280
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:51,800
Matt? Matt?

1281
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,040
Oh my god!

1282
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,440
(voice whispering)

1283
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,960
(Emma screaming)

1284
00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:00,800
- Em? Em?

1285
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,160
Open the door!

1286
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:09,000
Em! Em!

1287
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,400
Open the door, Em!

1288
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,440
(voice echoing)
(static crackles)

1289
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,000
(Tori screams)

1290
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:21,240
(Emma sobbing)

1291
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,840
(both screaming)

1292
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,400
(Emma sobbing)

1293
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:38,920
Get up!

1294
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:49,480
Keep going, get away! (sobs)

1295
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,680
(both screaming)

1296
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:05,520
(voice echoing)
(ominous music)

1297
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:15,840
Okay! Okay!

1298
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,800
(Emma sobbing)

1299
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:22,080
Okay, okay.

1300
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:25,640
Oh God.

1301
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:53,080
Oh God. (sobs)

1302
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,760
Okay, what the fuck?

1303
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,160
Please, please.

1304
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,720
(both sobbing)

1305
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,120
- What the fuck is going on?

1306
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:18,120
Why is somebody trying to
fucking kill us? (sobs)

1307
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,560
- Come on, come on please! Fuck!

1308
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:27,640
(static crackling)
(voice echoing)

1309
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,200
(Tori screams)

1310
00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:33,560
Holy shit.

1311
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:38,800
Oh God. Oh God.

1312
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:54,840
(crows cawing)

1313
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,680
(camera whirring)

1314
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,000
(voice whispering)

1315
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,400
- Hello? Hello?
- Nobody's here.

1316
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:23,920
- You're gonna have to.
- There's no way. (sobs)

1317
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,840
(static crackling)

1318
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:42,680
- Right, so here I am
in the house finally.

1319
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:43,840
Very exciting.

1320
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,160
I thought I'd better record
some of my findings on here

1321
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,080
so that I don't forget
anything when it comes

1322
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:50,560
to writing up the old thesis,

1323
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:54,360
so what do we know?
- Oh my God.

1324
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,240
I think this was filmed in here.

1325
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:58,360
- Obviously we know now

1326
00:52:58,360 --> 00:52:59,720
that the Druids were a
much more peaceful people

1327
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:02,440
than the early Christians
would have us believe.

1328
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:03,440
(static crackling)

1329
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:04,640
However, there was this one man,

1330
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,440
Lord Somerton, who was not so gentle.

1331
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:11,360
(static crackling)

1332
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:15,320
So...

1333
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,160
(painting thumps)

1334
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,240
(static buzzing)

1335
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,160
There was a myth, a local myth,

1336
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,720
that Lord Somerton convinced his followers

1337
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:39,800
that the way to true power
was through human sacrifice.

1338
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,760
Every month at the full moon,

1339
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,760
a woman would be taken from
a neighbouring village.

1340
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:49,760
(wind howling)
(static crackling)

1341
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,280
They should be brought here,

1342
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,360
they should be tied to a
tree and drained of blood.

1343
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,680
The idea being that the
life force, the energy,

1344
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:01,760
and the blood would flow
into the standing stone.

1345
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,280
(Emma screams)

1346
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:06,120
(body splats)

1347
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,680
(crows cawing)

1348
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:13,320
(Tori sobbing)

1349
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:16,920
(Lord Somerton whispering)

1350
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,360
(wind howling)

1351
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,880
I don't know how long I've been here.

1352
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,200
I feel like I'm losing my mind.

1353
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,040
My name is Ash Blake.

1354
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:48,480
I'm a professor of anthropology

1355
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,720
specialising in the ancient
rituals of the Celtic people

1356
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,160
of the British Isles.

1357
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,480
I found the standing
stone of Lord Somerton.

1358
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:01,920
I've come to believe that the stones

1359
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:04,280
gave him an otherworldly power

1360
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:09,280
and I can feel it here in this house.

1361
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:13,600
(Lord Somerton whispering)

1362
00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:19,680
I dream about the dagger every night.

1363
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,680
Like he's calling me.

1364
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:31,080
(wind howling)

1365
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:31,920
When there's a full moon.

1366
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,720
There's always a full moon.

1367
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:38,200
I need...

1368
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:44,440
I feel like he's watching me.

1369
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,040
(crows cawing)

1370
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,560
He's pulling me in.

1371
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:56,560
(ominous music)
(static crackles)

1372
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:02,160
(Tori sobbing hysterically)

1373
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,320
- [Louise] Live.

1374
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,760
- (sobs) Oh God.

1375
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:28,600
(knocking on door)

1376
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:29,440
Oh my God!

1377
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:35,280
(Tori sobbing)

1378
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:39,200
(knocking on door)

1379
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,040
Who is it?

1380
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,360
- [Louise] I'm with catering.

1381
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,320
- Oh my God!

1382
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:51,720
Okay, okay, okay.

1383
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,800
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1384
00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,160
Oh my god. Oh fuck.

1385
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:10,000
- Okay, I've watched this.

1386
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,560
What the fuck is it?

1387
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:42,400
- You've called for someone, right?

1388
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:43,600
Yeah, yeah? Help.

1389
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,840
- No.
- Okay. (sobs)

1390
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,120
Oh God. Okay, okay.

1391
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,800
But okay, have you got,
have you got reception?

1392
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:03,280
Have you?

1393
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:04,840
- No.
- Okay.

1394
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,120
- I haven't got any signal.
- Okay, oh fuck.

1395
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:10,680
- [Louise] Have you seen my friend?

1396
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:11,480
Have you seen my friend?

1397
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:14,080
- No. No.

1398
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,000
- Fuck! She came upstairs
because she heard something

1399
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,280
and she didn't believe me.

1400
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,760
- No, no, no.
- You haven't seen her?

1401
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:23,880
Well then where is she?

1402
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,840
- I don't know. But we, I
think we have to get out.

1403
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:30,000
I think we, we have to get out.

1404
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,800
(Lord Somerton whispering)

1405
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,800
- What the fuck is that?

1406
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:35,600
- I don't know. But I think he's coming.

1407
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:38,000
Get me out!
- Okay, it's okay.

1408
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:42,680
(crows cawing)

1409
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,160
What the fuck was that?

1410
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:45,160
(metal clangs)

1411
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:46,880
Can you hear that?

1412
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:49,800
- Yeah.
- He's coming, he's coming.

1413
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,600
(Tori whimpering)

1414
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,920
- Oh, fuck.
- Can you hear that?

1415
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,200
- Go! Go!
- Oh God.

1416
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,400
(Lord Somerton whispering)

1417
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:03,240
Okay.

1418
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,120
Oh, Thea? Thea?

1419
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:09,520
Oh my god.

1420
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,080
- Quick, quick, quick, quick!
- Oh my god, it's following!

1421
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:15,640
(Lord Somerton whispering)

1422
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:21,320
(metal clangs)

1423
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:23,640
- Thea!
- No! No! No! No! No!

1424
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:28,880
(Lord Somerton's voice booming)

1425
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:39,200
(thunder rumbles)

1426
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,120
- Oh.
- Why has it stopped?

1427
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:00,520
- Oh my goodness. Guys, look at this room.

1428
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,320
Oh my god, granny much.

1429
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:07,360
YOLO!

1430
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,120
(gasps) Guys, there's loads of stuff.

1431
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:15,480
There's loads of stuff! Yes!

1432
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:20,560
Oh yes. Nice, nice, nice.

1433
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:24,160
(footsteps thumping)
(Thea gasps)

1434
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:26,760
I think they're upstairs.

1435
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:29,960
Cheeky fuckers!

1436
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,920
I knew it.

1437
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:36,200
(voice whispers)

1438
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,640
(Thea gasps)

1439
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:42,440
(Thea chuckles)

1440
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,000
(door creaks)

1441
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,880
(static crackles)
(Thea screaming)

1442
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:51,880
(Lord Somerton's voice booming)

1443
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,000
(Thea coughing)

1444
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,040
(Thea screams)

1445
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:05,720
(body thumping)

1446
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:11,280
(Thea gasping)

1447
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:13,640
Louise! Run!

1448
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:24,280
(ominous music)
(static crackling)

1449
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,200
(thunder rumbles)

1450
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:30,720
- Thea. (sobbing)

1451
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:36,600
- Okay, okay. Just stop, stop it.

1452
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:39,360
(Louise sobbing)

1453
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,920
Maybe she got away.

1454
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:48,920
(floor creaking)
(ominous music)

1455
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:55,480
(door creaking)

1456
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:58,200
(Louise sobbing)

1457
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:05,320
(door clicks shut)

1458
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:09,960
Go, fucking go!

1459
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,160
- What? No.

1460
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,160
No!

1461
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:14,680
- You fucking go!
- What?

1462
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:16,720
- [Tori] Okay, wait, wait, wait.

1463
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:19,600
(both panting)

1464
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,200
- Okay.
- Oh my God.

1465
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:26,640
- Oh fuck! Thea has the keys!

1466
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:29,160
- What?
- Thea has the fucking keys!

1467
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:32,880
(thunder rumbles)

1468
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:35,840
- Just fucking go! Just fucking go!

1469
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:37,840
Just fucking go! Oh god!

1470
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:43,400
Oh shit, no, no, no, no!

1471
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:44,440
What the?

1472
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:45,680
Okay, come on. Come on.

1473
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:46,920
No, fuck. Wait.

1474
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:49,680
Oh, fucking hell.

1475
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:51,240
- Okay.
- Oh, come on!

1476
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:52,680
- Fuck.
- Come on!

1477
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:57,920
(thunder rumbles)

1478
01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:00,680
(both screaming)

1479
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:17,120
- Oh my god!

1480
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:26,560
Oh god. (panting)

1481
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:40,880
(thunder rumbles)

1482
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:45,960
(Tori breathing heavily)

1483
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:54,360
- Fuck.

1484
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,960
(thunder rumbling)

1485
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:14,760
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

1486
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:18,600
(crow caws)

1487
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:21,160
(Louise gasps)

1488
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:25,840
(branch snaps)

1489
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:28,600
(bird screeches)

1490
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:40,760
Fuck, fuck!

1491
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:45,520
Oh my god.

1492
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:50,200
(thunder rumbling)

1493
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:54,360
(water splashing)

1494
01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:58,080
- Oh fuck!

1495
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:07,400
Oh my god! (panting)

1496
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:28,520
(Tori sobbing)

1497
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:30,000
Oh fuck, oh!

1498
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,840
(crows cawing)

1499
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:36,080
(Tori panting)

1500
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,760
(leaves rustle)

1501
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:47,280
(Tori gasps)

1502
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:51,960
(Lord Somerton voice echoing)

1503
01:05:56,920 --> 01:06:00,040
(Tori screaming)

1504
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:00,880
Oh my god!

1505
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:13,760
- Oh my god.

1506
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:17,200
Fucking fucking fuck.

1507
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:20,000
(Lord Somerton's voice echoing)

1508
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:20,840
Fuck!

1509
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:26,000
(Lord Somerton's voice echoing)

1510
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,760
(Tori sobbing)

1511
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:00,920
(crows cawing)

1512
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:19,880
- Oh fuck.

1513
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:27,960
Okay.

1514
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:34,320
Oh my god.

1515
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:37,920
Oh my god. It's all right.

1516
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:40,160
Okay. Okay.

1517
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:43,880
Oh fuck, no!

1518
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,280
Fuck, I'm gonna be okay.

1519
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:52,280
I'm gonna be okay. (sobs)

1520
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:53,600
Okay.

1521
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:03,320
(crows cawing)

1522
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,640
(telephone ringing)

1523
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:16,639
Oh fuck! Oh!

1524
01:08:18,639 --> 01:08:21,040
(telephone ringing)

1525
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:22,639
Yes! Yes! Yes!

1526
01:08:22,639 --> 01:08:23,479
Jeff? What?

1527
01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:24,399
(dial tone beeps)

1528
01:08:24,399 --> 01:08:26,160
Fuck! No, no, no, no!

1529
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:28,080
Oh fuck!

1530
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,000
(branches snapping)

1531
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,840
(Tori screaming)

1532
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:36,840
(Lord Somerton's voice booming)

1533
01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:45,479
(Lord Somerton speaks in foreign language)

1534
01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:48,040
(metal clangs)

1535
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:01,280
(crows cawing)

1536
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:11,520
- Oh fuck!

1537
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:17,200
(Lord Somerton chanting)

1538
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:42,840
(thunder rumbles)

1539
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:43,760
Fuck! Fuck!

1540
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:47,840
Thea! Thea!

1541
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:48,760
Thea! Fuck!

1542
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:51,200
Thea! Thea! Thea!

1543
01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:54,200
Please, please!

1544
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:55,120
No, no, no.

1545
01:09:57,240 --> 01:09:59,080
I'm gonna get you out of here.

1546
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:00,920
Don't worry. Don't worry.

1547
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:02,200
- Just please go.
- I'm so sorry.

1548
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,400
- Just run. Okay?
- This was all my idea.

1549
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:05,440
I'm so sorry!

1550
01:10:05,440 --> 01:10:09,440
- [Thea] Take the footage and run, okay?

1551
01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:11,080
- I can't, I can't leave without you.

1552
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:14,559
(Lord Somerton voice booming)

1553
01:10:14,559 --> 01:10:15,719
- No, run! Go!

1554
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:20,200
(static crackles)

1555
01:10:21,719 --> 01:10:24,320
(metal clangs)

1556
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:29,440
(blood squelching)

1557
01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:32,120
(Thea coughing)

1558
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:38,840
Please! (sobs)

1559
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:41,400
(crows cawing)

1560
01:10:46,639 --> 01:10:49,559
(flames crackling)

1561
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:54,040
(Lord Somerton chanting)

1562
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:03,000
(crows cawing)

1563
01:11:21,639 --> 01:11:24,400
(chanting stops)

1564
01:11:29,440 --> 01:11:32,280
(static crackles)

1565
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:57,040
(crows cawing)

1566
01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:59,600
(car rumbling)

1567
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:28,320
(car door slams)

1568
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:40,160
(crows cawing)

1569
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:03,840
- [Hattie] Hello? Grey?

1570
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:06,719
Tori?

1571
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:09,760
Sorry it's taken so long.

1572
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:14,280
Where the hell are they?

1573
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:17,719
Hello.

1574
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:21,280
(door creaks)

1575
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:24,840
(Lord Somerton voice echoing)

1576
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:27,600
(dramatic music)

1577
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:35,760
(static crackles)

1578
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:38,440
(ominous music)

1579
01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:13,840
(intense drumming music)



