WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03.160 --> 00:00:06.160 (suspenseful music) 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:23.000 --> 00:00:24.400 - Quick, quick, quick! 5 00:00:25.640 --> 00:00:27.240 Come on, come on, come on! (laughs) 6 00:00:27.240 --> 00:00:29.880 (alarm blaring) 7 00:00:32.560 --> 00:00:34.280 Oh my god, oh my god! 8 00:00:36.040 --> 00:00:39.280 (energetic rock music) 9 00:00:43.560 --> 00:00:44.640 Quick! Quick! 10 00:00:46.200 --> 00:00:48.880 (both shouting) 11 00:00:50.520 --> 00:00:53.240 (vase shatters) 12 00:00:53.240 --> 00:00:55.600 Oh no! Fuck's sake. 13 00:00:55.600 --> 00:00:56.920 Oh my god! 14 00:00:56.920 --> 00:00:58.840 Okay, fuck it! Fuck it! 15 00:00:59.760 --> 00:01:02.320 Go! Go! (shouting) 16 00:01:02.320 --> 00:01:05.280 (both laughing) 17 00:01:05.280 --> 00:01:08.280 (suspenseful music) 18 00:01:26.320 --> 00:01:28.840 Oh, the fucking wankers. 19 00:01:28.840 --> 00:01:31.320 - [Both] Hey! 20 00:01:31.320 --> 00:01:32.360 - [Louise] Oink, oink, oink. 21 00:01:32.360 --> 00:01:35.440 (both laughing) 22 00:01:35.440 --> 00:01:37.080 - Fucking wankers. - Bye! 23 00:01:37.080 --> 00:01:38.400 - [Thea] Hello beautiful people. 24 00:01:38.400 --> 00:01:42.360 Today we are talking about a very exciting upcoming. 25 00:01:42.360 --> 00:01:43.320 - [Louise] It's our biggest yet. 26 00:01:43.320 --> 00:01:44.680 It's our biggest heist yet. 27 00:01:44.680 --> 00:01:45.840 - [Thea] Biggest heist yet. 28 00:01:45.840 --> 00:01:48.320 - [Louise] And it's gonna be so sick. 29 00:01:48.320 --> 00:01:51.720 - [Thea] Tackling those capitalist bastards. 30 00:01:51.720 --> 00:01:53.920 Taking them down. - We're just teasing you. 31 00:01:53.920 --> 00:01:56.360 We're just teasing you. - So good, can't wait. 32 00:01:56.360 --> 00:01:58.479 - It's gonna be so good. - Gonna look so sick. 33 00:01:58.479 --> 00:02:00.960 - [Louise] What the fuck is this guy doing? 34 00:02:00.960 --> 00:02:02.280 - [Thea] Oh my God. 35 00:02:02.280 --> 00:02:03.480 What does he think he is? 36 00:02:03.480 --> 00:02:04.680 - [Louise] You can't park there, mate. 37 00:02:04.680 --> 00:02:05.520 - Alright sweetheart. 38 00:02:05.520 --> 00:02:07.040 Don't get emotional about it. 39 00:02:07.040 --> 00:02:07.880 Come on. 40 00:02:07.880 --> 00:02:09.160 (both scoff) 41 00:02:09.160 --> 00:02:11.280 - [Louise] What the fuck? Did he just call me emotional? 42 00:02:11.280 --> 00:02:12.480 Come on! 43 00:02:12.480 --> 00:02:15.400 Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick! 44 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:16.320 Wait, wait. 45 00:02:17.440 --> 00:02:19.079 - [Thea] Oh shit! Oh shit! 46 00:02:19.079 --> 00:02:20.480 - [Louise] How do you fucking drive an automatic? 47 00:02:20.480 --> 00:02:21.640 - [Thea] I don't know! 48 00:02:21.640 --> 00:02:23.360 - [Louise] Oh! Oh! 49 00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:26.120 (both screaming) 50 00:02:28.960 --> 00:02:31.960 (suspenseful music) 51 00:02:48.440 --> 00:02:50.079 - On. 52 00:02:50.079 --> 00:02:51.480 - Yes, sick. 53 00:02:53.360 --> 00:02:54.200 Yo, team. 54 00:02:55.560 --> 00:02:56.960 - And here, okay. 55 00:02:59.920 --> 00:03:01.680 This is on. - Selfies! 56 00:03:02.680 --> 00:03:05.240 - [Thea] Ah, oh look. There she is! 57 00:03:05.240 --> 00:03:06.720 - Hi! - Hi! 58 00:03:06.720 --> 00:03:09.400 - (giggles) Do I actually look good? Yeah? 59 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:10.800 - Yeah, babes. 60 00:03:10.800 --> 00:03:13.040 You look, of course you look flawless. 61 00:03:13.040 --> 00:03:14.880 - Oh, as do you, honey. - Oh, thank you, yeah. 62 00:03:14.880 --> 00:03:17.400 - We always slay and no one knows how pretty we are. 63 00:03:17.400 --> 00:03:20.240 Fuck! Sorry guys. 64 00:03:20.240 --> 00:03:22.600 - I'd rather that than be in jail there, babes. 65 00:03:26.400 --> 00:03:27.560 Oh God. 66 00:03:27.560 --> 00:03:29.520 - Oh, it's just gorgeous isn't it? 67 00:03:29.520 --> 00:03:32.079 - Do you know what I love around here? 68 00:03:32.079 --> 00:03:33.800 - What? - The fresh air. 69 00:03:33.800 --> 00:03:35.280 I can't get enough of it. - Yeah. 70 00:03:35.280 --> 00:03:36.560 And you can actually tell the difference. 71 00:03:36.560 --> 00:03:37.560 - Yeah. - Do you know what I wanna do? 72 00:03:37.560 --> 00:03:39.040 I wanna taste the water. The tap water. 73 00:03:39.040 --> 00:03:41.120 - Oh yeah, the tap water. I wanna wash my hair. 74 00:03:41.120 --> 00:03:42.560 - Yeah. And then it goes all nice. 75 00:03:42.560 --> 00:03:43.600 - Yeah, yeah. 76 00:03:43.600 --> 00:03:44.960 - Yeah. - It goes softer doesn't it? 77 00:03:44.960 --> 00:03:46.520 - And we will do that. 78 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:48.960 ♪ Don't make the same mistake ♪ 79 00:03:48.960 --> 00:03:50.400 (Louise laughs) 80 00:03:50.400 --> 00:03:52.079 - [Thea] On a very empty road. 81 00:03:52.079 --> 00:03:54.480 - I don't know how anyone lives around here. 82 00:03:54.480 --> 00:03:57.200 Like, all you see is leaves. 83 00:03:57.200 --> 00:03:59.520 - Leaves and sheeps. - Leaves and sheeps. 84 00:03:59.520 --> 00:04:02.160 - Leaves and sheeps, and leaves and sheeps. 85 00:04:02.160 --> 00:04:03.560 Oh wow. Look at this. 86 00:04:03.560 --> 00:04:05.520 Look at these flowers on this wall. 87 00:04:06.760 --> 00:04:08.400 Okay. I didn't get any of that. You drove so fast. 88 00:04:08.400 --> 00:04:09.480 - [Louise] Sorry. 89 00:04:09.480 --> 00:04:11.240 I'm sorry, lovey. - Speeding! 90 00:04:11.240 --> 00:04:12.080 - Ah! 91 00:04:14.560 --> 00:04:15.920 - You're gonna get a speeding ticket, babe. 92 00:04:15.920 --> 00:04:18.800 - Oh my God. Did that boy reply by the way? 93 00:04:18.800 --> 00:04:21.200 - No. - I knew it! 94 00:04:21.200 --> 00:04:22.320 - I know. - Sack him off. 95 00:04:22.320 --> 00:04:23.320 - I know. 96 00:04:23.320 --> 00:04:24.760 - No, it was like actually boring, you know? 97 00:04:24.760 --> 00:04:27.240 - Do you know what? He was a really bad kisser as well. 98 00:04:27.240 --> 00:04:28.320 - Yeah, I can- - You know? 99 00:04:28.320 --> 00:04:29.520 - Yeah, thin lips. 100 00:04:29.520 --> 00:04:31.040 - Straight with the, 101 00:04:31.040 --> 00:04:32.040 straight in with the tongue and the teeth. 102 00:04:32.040 --> 00:04:33.960 - Oh, with the teeth? - Yeah, I know. 103 00:04:33.960 --> 00:04:35.640 - I think, why are you kissing me with your teeth? 104 00:04:35.640 --> 00:04:38.280 - I know! (laughs) - But why? What are you doing? 105 00:04:38.280 --> 00:04:40.360 Get your teeth outta my fucking mouth, mate. 106 00:04:40.360 --> 00:04:41.200 (Thea laughs) 107 00:04:41.200 --> 00:04:42.200 Ow. Ow. 108 00:04:42.200 --> 00:04:44.360 - Yeah, to be fair. 109 00:04:44.360 --> 00:04:45.560 Do you remember Johnny? 110 00:04:45.560 --> 00:04:46.840 - I do remember Johnny. 111 00:04:46.840 --> 00:04:48.320 - He did- - I fucking hated Johnny. 112 00:04:48.320 --> 00:04:49.320 Sorry, 113 00:04:49.320 --> 00:04:52.120 - Well, he messaged me the other day. 114 00:04:52.120 --> 00:04:52.920 - Why? 115 00:04:54.360 --> 00:04:55.400 - He messaged me the other day. 116 00:04:55.400 --> 00:04:58.080 because obviously, babe, why do you think? 117 00:04:58.080 --> 00:04:59.400 I mean- 118 00:04:59.400 --> 00:05:00.400 - I thought that was done, man. 119 00:05:00.400 --> 00:05:02.400 - I know, same. But he's really hot. 120 00:05:02.400 --> 00:05:03.760 This is my dilemma. 121 00:05:03.760 --> 00:05:06.400 - The thing is Johnny is ridiculously fit. 122 00:05:06.400 --> 00:05:07.880 - He is so fit! 123 00:05:07.880 --> 00:05:09.280 - Oh! - I know, I know. 124 00:05:09.280 --> 00:05:10.400 - His eyes. Yeah. 125 00:05:10.400 --> 00:05:14.400 - Leave a comment below if you have any fuckboy stories 126 00:05:14.400 --> 00:05:17.000 because we love hearing about those. 127 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:19.080 - Or a soft boy. I think they're worse. 128 00:05:19.080 --> 00:05:21.000 - Soft boys are worse. 129 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:23.400 - Because at least like, with a fuckboy, you know. 130 00:05:23.400 --> 00:05:24.920 I know you are a fuckboy. 131 00:05:24.920 --> 00:05:26.040 (gasps) What was that? 132 00:05:26.040 --> 00:05:27.480 - What? I thought I was a squirrel. 133 00:05:27.480 --> 00:05:28.960 Oh, thank god! (laughs) 134 00:05:28.960 --> 00:05:29.960 I thought it was, 135 00:05:29.960 --> 00:05:32.080 I thought it was one like, long rabbit. 136 00:05:32.080 --> 00:05:33.680 It was a stick, guys. 137 00:05:33.680 --> 00:05:35.240 - City chicks don't know what we're doing 138 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:37.080 out in this country life. 139 00:05:37.080 --> 00:05:39.000 - It's a bit mad. - Look at it. 140 00:05:39.000 --> 00:05:40.360 It's beautiful, to be fair. 141 00:05:41.560 --> 00:05:42.720 - That's so pretty. 142 00:05:43.720 --> 00:05:45.200 How do they do all those patches of field? 143 00:05:45.200 --> 00:05:48.280 Is it like they different people own a different patch? 144 00:05:48.280 --> 00:05:49.320 - Um... 145 00:05:49.320 --> 00:05:50.840 - Alright. Hey Jeff, Sam. 146 00:05:50.840 --> 00:05:51.680 Cool, cool, cool. 147 00:05:51.680 --> 00:05:53.720 So we're here at last. 148 00:05:53.720 --> 00:05:55.880 What a fuck morning we've had! 149 00:05:55.880 --> 00:05:56.960 But it's good. It's good. 150 00:05:56.960 --> 00:05:58.240 Emma and- 151 00:05:58.240 --> 00:05:59.400 - Matt. - Matt, thank you. 152 00:05:59.400 --> 00:06:01.680 Have just arrived and they're getting ready. 153 00:06:01.680 --> 00:06:03.480 So we are gonna be shooting soon. 154 00:06:03.480 --> 00:06:06.240 So I'm just doing this little video content diary thing now 155 00:06:06.240 --> 00:06:07.480 'cause you wanted it. 156 00:06:07.480 --> 00:06:09.240 Can you just tell Yuen by the way? 157 00:06:09.240 --> 00:06:12.520 Absolutely aced it on the location. So pass that on. 158 00:06:12.520 --> 00:06:15.360 So just for reference, is it gonna be black and white? 159 00:06:15.360 --> 00:06:17.000 We're gonna shoot it Super 8. 160 00:06:17.000 --> 00:06:18.320 Let the clients know 161 00:06:18.320 --> 00:06:20.160 there is gonna be black and white. Yeah? 162 00:06:20.160 --> 00:06:22.160 'Cause you're about to see a pink house. 163 00:06:23.880 --> 00:06:25.200 But obviously it's not gonna look like that. 164 00:06:25.200 --> 00:06:26.720 So this is what we're gonna do. 165 00:06:26.720 --> 00:06:28.920 This is what we're thinking as our establishing. 166 00:06:28.920 --> 00:06:31.200 We get 'em coming down the drive. They come out. 167 00:06:31.200 --> 00:06:33.040 We are like, country house. Gorgeous, lovely. 168 00:06:33.040 --> 00:06:34.680 Ooh, sexy, sexy, sexy. 169 00:06:34.680 --> 00:06:35.840 Very French vibes. 170 00:06:35.840 --> 00:06:38.800 And then, you know what? 171 00:06:38.800 --> 00:06:42.840 I'm not sure whether I like the car idea anymore. 172 00:06:42.840 --> 00:06:44.880 I just think it's gonna look like a fucking car advert. 173 00:06:44.880 --> 00:06:46.040 - Yeah, okay. 174 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:47.920 Nick's car, we put 'em on bikes 175 00:06:47.920 --> 00:06:49.960 and they come in from down there on bicycles. 176 00:06:49.960 --> 00:06:52.600 - No, 'cause that's literally gonna look 177 00:06:52.600 --> 00:06:54.120 like we're taking the piss outta the French. 178 00:06:54.120 --> 00:06:54.960 (Grey laughs) 179 00:06:54.960 --> 00:06:56.520 I mean like that is literally, that is a step away 180 00:06:56.520 --> 00:06:57.880 from fucking baguettes and berets, isn't it? 181 00:06:57.880 --> 00:06:59.560 - [Gray] Yeah, yeah. Well- 182 00:06:59.560 --> 00:07:03.000 - So we're gonna go low and sort of left round. 183 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:04.480 They'll come, camera left 184 00:07:04.480 --> 00:07:06.600 and we'll just do real classic Godard, 185 00:07:06.600 --> 00:07:08.040 like Bosch, Bosch, Bosch. 186 00:07:08.040 --> 00:07:10.600 Just go in, in, in until we're like, close. 187 00:07:10.600 --> 00:07:11.760 And actually I think that's gonna look 188 00:07:11.760 --> 00:07:13.320 quite sort of Wes vibes as well. 189 00:07:13.320 --> 00:07:15.040 - Yeah. - What doesn't now? 190 00:07:15.040 --> 00:07:17.280 - Nice. - Really, really warm out. 191 00:07:17.280 --> 00:07:18.120 - We can get them. Get them in there. 192 00:07:18.120 --> 00:07:20.400 We just can't have them playing tennis, obviously. 193 00:07:20.400 --> 00:07:22.000 We can't have Matt playing tennis. 194 00:07:22.000 --> 00:07:23.120 - What do you mean? 195 00:07:23.120 --> 00:07:24.800 - Because he is going on to whatever it's called, 196 00:07:24.800 --> 00:07:26.880 thingy, thingy number eight or whatever. 197 00:07:26.880 --> 00:07:28.800 So any sort of injuries or whatever, we like- 198 00:07:28.800 --> 00:07:30.400 - Oh, the um... - It's just not worth. 199 00:07:30.400 --> 00:07:32.280 - You were talking about that action thing that he... 200 00:07:32.280 --> 00:07:33.920 - [Gray] Yeah, the endless franchise. 201 00:07:33.920 --> 00:07:36.560 But if he gets injured then we've screwed aren't we? 202 00:07:36.560 --> 00:07:37.400 So I think. 203 00:07:37.400 --> 00:07:38.800 - Yeah, no I know insurance won't cover it. Okay. 204 00:07:38.800 --> 00:07:39.640 - We can get 'em on there. 205 00:07:39.640 --> 00:07:40.480 We just have the mic- - Fine, no. 206 00:07:40.480 --> 00:07:43.000 What we're gonna do is we're gonna go real Godard on it. 207 00:07:43.000 --> 00:07:45.200 So we're gonna jump cut again, do that. 208 00:07:45.200 --> 00:07:46.960 But like the closeups on sort of, you know, 209 00:07:46.960 --> 00:07:50.159 hands and a tennis racket and... 210 00:07:50.159 --> 00:07:51.000 - Sure, sure. - You know like, nice. 211 00:07:51.000 --> 00:07:52.600 Yeah, like just do you know little kind of 212 00:07:52.600 --> 00:07:54.440 that could, I think that could be quite cool. 213 00:07:54.440 --> 00:07:55.880 - [Hattie] Also Tori, what if they're rowing? 214 00:07:55.880 --> 00:07:59.640 - Hattie, I like that. - Hattie, no, no. 215 00:07:59.640 --> 00:08:00.840 - I think that's good. - Not with Emma. 216 00:08:00.840 --> 00:08:02.880 Thank you though, Hattie. - What do you mean? 217 00:08:02.880 --> 00:08:05.000 - Water on boats, in boats. 218 00:08:05.000 --> 00:08:06.560 Anywhere near water or anything like that. 219 00:08:06.560 --> 00:08:08.160 She can't do or won't do, 220 00:08:08.160 --> 00:08:10.360 one of the many things, it's in the contract. 221 00:08:10.360 --> 00:08:11.880 - Did you know that? - No. 222 00:08:11.880 --> 00:08:12.880 - [Gray] Well, it's just not worth. 223 00:08:12.880 --> 00:08:15.240 It's just not worth even playing with it, I think. 224 00:08:15.240 --> 00:08:16.680 - Get rid of that fucking sign 225 00:08:16.680 --> 00:08:17.520 'cause that's gonna ruin the shot. 226 00:08:17.520 --> 00:08:18.920 - What do you mean get some breeze, Tor? 227 00:08:18.920 --> 00:08:19.960 - What? - Well, no, 228 00:08:19.960 --> 00:08:21.160 so we get the blossom coming through the trees. 229 00:08:21.160 --> 00:08:22.560 - A wind machine? - Like a wind machine? 230 00:08:22.560 --> 00:08:23.400 - Yeah. - Okay. 231 00:08:23.400 --> 00:08:25.160 - We are starting like, now. - Okay. 232 00:08:25.160 --> 00:08:26.560 - Shall I? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 233 00:08:26.560 --> 00:08:28.200 - Find out if they're ready. 234 00:08:28.200 --> 00:08:30.120 - [Tori] Umbrellas 'cause it's starting to rain. 235 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:31.320 - [Hattie] Cool. 236 00:08:31.320 --> 00:08:33.960 - Just having a little respite at the pub. 237 00:08:36.480 --> 00:08:37.960 - Games? 238 00:08:37.960 --> 00:08:39.400 - [Thea] You looking through all the games. 239 00:08:39.400 --> 00:08:41.480 Oh my god, babe, have you seen this? 240 00:08:41.480 --> 00:08:44.400 - Wow. - Rules of the inn. 241 00:08:44.400 --> 00:08:45.760 - Whoa! - No thieves, fakirs, 242 00:08:45.760 --> 00:08:47.960 rogues or tinkers. 243 00:08:47.960 --> 00:08:51.760 No skulking, loafers or flea-bitten tramps. 244 00:08:51.760 --> 00:08:52.800 - What the fuck? 245 00:08:52.800 --> 00:08:55.800 - [Thea] No slap and tickle, no banging, 246 00:08:55.800 --> 00:08:57.120 no dogs allowed in the kitchen. 247 00:08:57.120 --> 00:08:58.680 No cock fighting. 248 00:08:58.680 --> 00:08:59.840 - (gasps) Oh no! - No! 249 00:09:01.560 --> 00:09:04.080 Flintlocks, cudgels. - Cudgels. 250 00:09:05.400 --> 00:09:07.040 - [Both] Daggers and swords. 251 00:09:07.040 --> 00:09:08.560 - [Thea] Dagger, dagger, hand it in to the innkeeper. 252 00:09:08.560 --> 00:09:12.240 - This one's you! - Oh my god. 253 00:09:13.800 --> 00:09:16.840 Cast out all witches and devils. 254 00:09:16.840 --> 00:09:19.320 - [Both] That have lately annoyed these parts. 255 00:09:20.320 --> 00:09:24.440 - [Thea] With several grievous molestations. (laughs) 256 00:09:24.440 --> 00:09:26.960 - Molestations. - And curiosities. 257 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:29.880 - Molestations, molestations. - Some councils directing 258 00:09:29.880 --> 00:09:31.440 a due improvement of the terrible things 259 00:09:31.440 --> 00:09:32.280 lately occurring in this neighbourhood 260 00:09:32.280 --> 00:09:34.920 by the unusual and amazing range of evil spirits. 261 00:09:34.920 --> 00:09:36.960 And they're talking about you, hon. 262 00:09:36.960 --> 00:09:38.040 Let's talk about you. 263 00:09:39.040 --> 00:09:40.080 Let's talk about you. 264 00:09:41.080 --> 00:09:41.920 - Huh? What, what, what? 265 00:09:41.920 --> 00:09:43.320 What, what? - Let's go. 266 00:09:43.320 --> 00:09:44.320 - Oh, excuse me. 267 00:09:45.400 --> 00:09:47.600 (upbeat rock music) 268 00:09:47.600 --> 00:09:48.600 It's camera-ception. Ooh! 269 00:09:48.600 --> 00:09:50.880 - Why is that car slowing down? 270 00:09:50.880 --> 00:09:53.240 (Thea singing) 271 00:09:53.240 --> 00:09:55.360 - Sorry. - That was "Inception." 272 00:09:55.360 --> 00:09:57.960 - That was "Inception?" - Great film. 273 00:09:57.960 --> 00:09:59.880 - Thanks babe. - So good. 274 00:09:59.880 --> 00:10:01.160 I reckon we can go home now. 275 00:10:04.680 --> 00:10:06.480 Oh, where the fuck are we? 276 00:10:07.480 --> 00:10:09.720 We're making a U-turn. 277 00:10:09.720 --> 00:10:12.000 - I think, well we see the blue dot. 278 00:10:12.000 --> 00:10:13.200 - Look at the map. 279 00:10:14.280 --> 00:10:16.280 Why is, what's it doing that? 280 00:10:16.280 --> 00:10:18.240 - [Thea] Hey, keep your eyes on the road. 281 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:19.280 - Fuck! - Thank you. 282 00:10:20.240 --> 00:10:23.400 - I'm afraid do that. (gasps) - Oh no, it's lost us now. 283 00:10:23.400 --> 00:10:24.560 - We exist though. 284 00:10:24.560 --> 00:10:26.480 It's recognising that we're somewhere. 285 00:10:27.680 --> 00:10:28.520 What's that? 286 00:10:30.080 --> 00:10:31.840 - Crow. - Crow. 287 00:10:31.840 --> 00:10:32.960 - [Thea] Crows freak me out. 288 00:10:32.960 --> 00:10:35.240 You know crows have a really good memory. 289 00:10:35.240 --> 00:10:37.080 - They have memories? - Yeah. 290 00:10:37.080 --> 00:10:39.520 - What are using their memory for? 291 00:10:39.520 --> 00:10:40.520 They're just a bird. 292 00:10:40.520 --> 00:10:41.800 (Thea laughs) 293 00:10:41.800 --> 00:10:43.120 What? I don't... 294 00:10:45.600 --> 00:10:46.600 No, you know what I mean. 295 00:10:46.600 --> 00:10:48.000 - What are they using their memory for? 296 00:10:48.000 --> 00:10:49.400 - What? (laughs) - I dunno. 297 00:10:49.400 --> 00:10:51.360 - Why would they need memory? - I dunno, babe. 298 00:10:51.360 --> 00:10:53.040 Because they can remember up to like, 299 00:10:53.040 --> 00:10:55.560 three faces or like four faces or- 300 00:10:55.560 --> 00:10:58.800 - Oh, so they can be pets. - I don't know. 301 00:10:58.800 --> 00:10:59.840 Something like that. 302 00:10:59.840 --> 00:11:01.640 - That's why they need it, so they can be pets. 303 00:11:01.640 --> 00:11:03.360 - Yeah. So they can be domesticated. 304 00:11:03.360 --> 00:11:06.120 - Why do they need to know faces? To kill us? 305 00:11:06.120 --> 00:11:07.440 I think birds are, 306 00:11:07.440 --> 00:11:10.960 crows, crows want to kill us then 307 00:11:10.960 --> 00:11:14.920 and they verbose their memories. (laughs) 308 00:11:16.240 --> 00:11:17.280 - They'll get us! 309 00:11:18.360 --> 00:11:20.680 - (laughs) I'm sweating. 310 00:11:20.680 --> 00:11:22.280 - I'm sweating my balls off. 311 00:11:23.160 --> 00:11:25.000 - [Both] Oh! 312 00:11:26.080 --> 00:11:28.560 - That's just hot, isn't it? - Yeah. 313 00:11:28.560 --> 00:11:29.880 - It's meant to be AC. 314 00:11:32.280 --> 00:11:33.640 - It's fine. It's a breeze. 315 00:11:37.760 --> 00:11:39.320 (gunshots blasting) 316 00:11:39.320 --> 00:11:40.240 Is that guns? 317 00:11:42.200 --> 00:11:43.320 (gunshots blasting) 318 00:11:43.320 --> 00:11:44.400 - Yeah, it is. 319 00:11:45.280 --> 00:11:47.160 What are they shooting? What do they shoot out here? 320 00:11:47.160 --> 00:11:49.280 - I don't know. - Pheasants? 321 00:11:49.280 --> 00:11:50.800 - Sheep? 322 00:11:50.800 --> 00:11:54.920 - No, they don't, they don't just go around shooting sheep! 323 00:11:54.920 --> 00:11:56.800 (both laughing) 324 00:11:56.800 --> 00:11:58.400 No, that's not real is it? 325 00:11:58.400 --> 00:11:59.840 - I don't know! - Oh no, is it? 326 00:11:59.840 --> 00:12:01.640 - I don't know! 327 00:12:01.640 --> 00:12:03.440 - What do people do out here, man? 328 00:12:04.320 --> 00:12:06.720 This is where death happens. 329 00:12:06.720 --> 00:12:08.320 - She rolls out the poster, doesn't she? 330 00:12:08.320 --> 00:12:09.320 - Yeah, absolutely. 331 00:12:09.320 --> 00:12:11.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And she's like... 332 00:12:11.600 --> 00:12:13.120 - Perfect reference. Yeah. - Okay, great. 333 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:14.440 - So yeah, maybe actually, maybe should we just, 334 00:12:14.440 --> 00:12:16.960 maybe we'll just shoot one of those anyway. 335 00:12:16.960 --> 00:12:17.800 - Yeah, great. - Great. 336 00:12:17.800 --> 00:12:20.200 Just like get a poster and then just throw it up. 337 00:12:20.200 --> 00:12:21.200 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Cool. 338 00:12:21.200 --> 00:12:22.880 - [Gray] Can we see if they are ready? 339 00:12:22.880 --> 00:12:24.560 And once you've got 'em in. 340 00:12:24.560 --> 00:12:25.440 - Yeah. - Obviously small space. 341 00:12:25.440 --> 00:12:26.280 So clear out. 342 00:12:26.280 --> 00:12:28.360 And if you could just have a quick whizz round 343 00:12:28.360 --> 00:12:30.320 on the property trying find 344 00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:31.160 a properly decent spot with wifi. 345 00:12:31.160 --> 00:12:32.360 - Yes. - There's nothing. 346 00:12:32.360 --> 00:12:33.200 - What's this? - Still nothing. 347 00:12:33.200 --> 00:12:34.040 - Yeah. 348 00:12:34.040 --> 00:12:36.360 - We just have a little issue with the wifi in the building. 349 00:12:36.360 --> 00:12:37.800 It must be the stone. 350 00:12:37.800 --> 00:12:38.640 I think it's just a technical thing 351 00:12:38.640 --> 00:12:39.800 'cause they said it was- 352 00:12:39.800 --> 00:12:40.960 - What is it? Is it dropped out? 353 00:12:40.960 --> 00:12:43.040 - It's dropped out completely for now. 354 00:12:43.040 --> 00:12:44.120 For the moment. 355 00:12:44.120 --> 00:12:45.320 - Yeah. - But it should be fine. 356 00:12:45.320 --> 00:12:47.040 - But all the stuff that we already shot though. 357 00:12:47.040 --> 00:12:47.880 You've already sent that over. 358 00:12:47.880 --> 00:12:48.720 That went fine. Yeah? 359 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:49.520 - No, yeah. No, no, not yet. 360 00:12:49.520 --> 00:12:50.440 It's all downloaded and ready to go. 361 00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:51.760 I think it's just- 362 00:12:51.760 --> 00:12:52.600 - Wait. What, what, what? 363 00:12:52.600 --> 00:12:53.920 No, no, no, no. 364 00:12:53.920 --> 00:12:55.840 What? So like the clients haven't seen anything yet? 365 00:12:55.840 --> 00:12:56.960 - Not yet. - Not yet. 366 00:12:56.960 --> 00:12:58.440 - What the fuck? - Yeah. 367 00:12:58.440 --> 00:12:59.520 But Hattie's gonna get out there 368 00:12:59.520 --> 00:13:00.520 and just find a proper spot. 369 00:13:00.520 --> 00:13:01.400 - No, you have to give the... 370 00:13:01.400 --> 00:13:02.600 We, that's the whole point. 371 00:13:02.600 --> 00:13:03.720 That's why we had that fucking break thing. 372 00:13:03.720 --> 00:13:05.320 We were- - Yeah. 373 00:13:05.320 --> 00:13:06.440 - They were meant to see it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 374 00:13:06.440 --> 00:13:07.320 - Give me the thumbs up. - And they will. 375 00:13:07.320 --> 00:13:08.120 And they will see it. 376 00:13:08.120 --> 00:13:10.200 - They promised us that the wifi was super duper, 377 00:13:10.200 --> 00:13:11.320 but it's not. - Yeah. 378 00:13:11.320 --> 00:13:13.200 - So it probably isn't for today. 379 00:13:13.200 --> 00:13:14.840 - Is that all we've gotten for today? 380 00:13:14.840 --> 00:13:16.000 - Hattie's gonna go reboot everything 381 00:13:16.000 --> 00:13:18.360 and she'll find the spot for it. 382 00:13:18.360 --> 00:13:19.640 - Yes. - And it'll be over. 383 00:13:19.640 --> 00:13:21.160 - Right, right, right. - Right, can you go and? 384 00:13:21.160 --> 00:13:23.120 - Right, let's just get on with it. 385 00:13:23.120 --> 00:13:25.160 - Them long a little bit now. - Yes, sure. 386 00:13:25.160 --> 00:13:26.200 - Thank you. - Yeah. 387 00:13:27.400 --> 00:13:29.560 - Yeah, so no problem at all. 388 00:13:29.560 --> 00:13:30.480 We might as well just keep shooting. 389 00:13:30.480 --> 00:13:31.880 Nothing you can do about that and all of sudden- 390 00:13:31.880 --> 00:13:33.440 - No, yeah. - Turn it around. 391 00:13:33.440 --> 00:13:34.840 - I just fucking hope that we're on the right path. 392 00:13:34.840 --> 00:13:36.280 - We are. - Yeah? 393 00:13:36.280 --> 00:13:37.480 - Yeah, of course we are. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 394 00:13:37.480 --> 00:13:38.880 - Of course we are. - Okay, okay, cool, cool. 395 00:13:38.880 --> 00:13:40.800 - You know exactly what you're doing. 396 00:13:40.800 --> 00:13:42.120 - [Louise] I think it's coming up. 397 00:13:42.120 --> 00:13:43.200 We have to pull over now. 398 00:13:43.200 --> 00:13:44.480 - Can you please? 399 00:13:44.480 --> 00:13:47.000 Yeah, I actually really do feel like I'm gonna piss myself. 400 00:13:47.000 --> 00:13:47.840 (Thea groaning) 401 00:13:47.840 --> 00:13:48.840 - Oh my God. Yes, fine. 402 00:13:48.840 --> 00:13:50.200 I will pull over. Oh my god. 403 00:13:50.200 --> 00:13:52.360 Okay, I'll pull right here actually. 404 00:13:52.360 --> 00:13:53.440 - This is perfect. 405 00:13:53.440 --> 00:13:54.560 Perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect. 406 00:13:54.560 --> 00:13:55.560 - Okay? - Yeah. I'll be really quick. 407 00:13:55.560 --> 00:13:57.440 - Indicate, indicate. - Really quick. 408 00:13:57.440 --> 00:13:59.680 - You can go pee in the sheep pen. 409 00:13:59.680 --> 00:14:01.120 Is it a pen? Paddock? 410 00:14:01.120 --> 00:14:03.760 - Paddock. - Oh my god. 411 00:14:03.760 --> 00:14:05.960 There's an eagle. What is that? 412 00:14:07.600 --> 00:14:10.920 - Oh my god! - Oh my god! 413 00:14:10.920 --> 00:14:11.960 - Okay. I don't have time for this. 414 00:14:11.960 --> 00:14:13.080 - Okay, great. Right. - You keep watch, babe. 415 00:14:13.080 --> 00:14:15.400 Stay safe while I'm gone. Don't miss me too much. 416 00:14:15.400 --> 00:14:17.840 - I think take the camera. - What? 417 00:14:17.840 --> 00:14:19.880 - Take the camera. - Really? 418 00:14:19.880 --> 00:14:21.280 - Yeah, just film everything. 419 00:14:21.280 --> 00:14:22.240 B-roll, B-roll. - Okay, great. 420 00:14:23.360 --> 00:14:24.680 - I'll make sure the- - Whatever. 421 00:14:28.480 --> 00:14:29.320 - Sick. 422 00:14:32.760 --> 00:14:35.600 - Oh my god. I'm gonna piss myself. 423 00:14:35.600 --> 00:14:37.160 Fucking hell, okay. 424 00:14:39.040 --> 00:14:40.040 Here you are, babe. 425 00:14:40.040 --> 00:14:41.160 Prime spot to watch me wee. 426 00:14:47.160 --> 00:14:48.000 Oh. 427 00:14:51.600 --> 00:14:52.440 Ah. 428 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:56.840 Hey Lou. You enjoying this? 429 00:14:58.000 --> 00:14:58.840 Weirdo. 430 00:15:00.360 --> 00:15:02.920 I'm sure this is really what our viewers want. Hey babe? 431 00:15:02.920 --> 00:15:05.920 Just a nice shot to watch me wee. 432 00:15:05.920 --> 00:15:08.160 Oh my God. It's a sheep! 433 00:15:08.160 --> 00:15:09.240 Oh, hey babe. 434 00:15:11.800 --> 00:15:13.160 - It's so quiet. 435 00:15:18.720 --> 00:15:20.280 Oh, hurry up. 436 00:15:20.280 --> 00:15:21.320 Maybe I need to wee. 437 00:15:24.520 --> 00:15:26.640 Do you need to wee? 438 00:15:26.640 --> 00:15:28.600 I don't need to wee. 439 00:15:28.600 --> 00:15:29.440 - Ugh. 440 00:15:34.120 --> 00:15:34.960 Ridiculous! 441 00:15:35.880 --> 00:15:38.480 (branch snaps) 442 00:15:45.120 --> 00:15:49.360 To Lou's mom and to my mom. 443 00:15:50.640 --> 00:15:51.720 I'm so sorry. 444 00:15:55.000 --> 00:15:56.880 I'm so sorry. 445 00:15:56.880 --> 00:15:59.680 This is all my fault. (sobs) 446 00:16:02.160 --> 00:16:04.920 I'm so sorry. (laughs) 447 00:16:08.080 --> 00:16:09.600 Jokes! Right. 448 00:16:09.600 --> 00:16:11.640 I'm coming back to you, babes. 449 00:16:11.640 --> 00:16:12.800 I'm on my way! 450 00:16:12.800 --> 00:16:14.800 - Where the fuck is my selfie stick? 451 00:16:17.000 --> 00:16:18.080 Maybe he chewed on it. 452 00:16:21.720 --> 00:16:22.720 That's really weird. 453 00:16:30.960 --> 00:16:32.240 Where is it? 454 00:16:32.240 --> 00:16:33.080 (glass thuds) 455 00:16:33.080 --> 00:16:33.920 (Lou gasps) 456 00:16:33.920 --> 00:16:35.560 You fucking twat! 457 00:16:37.840 --> 00:16:38.840 (Thea laughs) 458 00:16:38.840 --> 00:16:40.720 Oh, you twat! 459 00:16:40.720 --> 00:16:43.040 (Thea laughing) 460 00:16:43.040 --> 00:16:44.400 Oh my god! 461 00:16:44.400 --> 00:16:47.800 (Thea laughing) 462 00:16:47.800 --> 00:16:48.640 - Whew! 463 00:16:50.360 --> 00:16:51.720 Ugh, you do not understand 464 00:16:51.720 --> 00:16:54.120 how hard it was to crawl across that whole road. 465 00:16:55.440 --> 00:16:58.560 - Ah, you did something to my heart. Let's go. 466 00:16:58.560 --> 00:17:00.120 - Ha, ha, ha. 467 00:17:00.120 --> 00:17:01.560 Do you know where we're going? 468 00:17:01.560 --> 00:17:02.800 - You're such a twat. 469 00:17:04.400 --> 00:17:06.599 (laughs) Okay. 470 00:17:06.599 --> 00:17:07.680 - I'm getting to that like, silly point. 471 00:17:07.680 --> 00:17:08.920 I really fucking need a coffee. 472 00:17:08.920 --> 00:17:10.240 Where are the caterers? 473 00:17:10.240 --> 00:17:11.839 - Well, we will send Hattie there and then she's- 474 00:17:11.839 --> 00:17:13.440 - Hi. - Hello, any news? 475 00:17:13.440 --> 00:17:15.200 - Yeah, they're coming. - Hey. 476 00:17:15.200 --> 00:17:17.400 - Hey, Em. - How are you? 477 00:17:17.400 --> 00:17:18.240 - Gorgeous. Beautiful, beautiful. 478 00:17:18.240 --> 00:17:20.040 Fantastic. - How are you? All ready? 479 00:17:20.040 --> 00:17:22.200 - Feeling good? - Pretty good. 480 00:17:22.200 --> 00:17:24.480 - Yeah? - Let's do. Let's do this. 481 00:17:24.480 --> 00:17:26.480 Hattie, have you got the brush? 482 00:17:26.480 --> 00:17:27.480 - Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 483 00:17:27.480 --> 00:17:28.480 Can you give that to Em? 484 00:17:28.480 --> 00:17:29.320 Lovely. Lovely. 485 00:17:29.320 --> 00:17:30.600 You're gonna be over here. - Hey Matt, how you doing? 486 00:17:30.600 --> 00:17:32.160 - Hi. Good. Good. Good. - Hi. Hi. 487 00:17:32.160 --> 00:17:33.000 - How's it going? - Good. 488 00:17:33.000 --> 00:17:33.840 - Are you guys both okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 489 00:17:33.840 --> 00:17:34.680 Really good. 490 00:17:34.680 --> 00:17:35.720 - Nice. - Okay, so let's get going. 491 00:17:35.720 --> 00:17:37.920 You can you move in a little bit? Yeah. 492 00:17:37.920 --> 00:17:39.040 So what we're gonna do... 493 00:17:39.040 --> 00:17:40.880 - Is this? - No, well- 494 00:17:40.880 --> 00:17:42.600 - No, closer. Just a little bit closer. 495 00:17:42.600 --> 00:17:43.880 Yep. Yeah, so nice. 496 00:17:43.880 --> 00:17:44.880 'Cause what I'm gonna do 497 00:17:44.880 --> 00:17:47.040 is I'm gonna get Em in the reflection 498 00:17:47.040 --> 00:17:49.240 and come over and get this lovely profile here. 499 00:17:49.240 --> 00:17:50.080 Okay. Yeah? 500 00:17:50.080 --> 00:17:51.800 - So with this look, what, what do we, 501 00:17:51.800 --> 00:17:54.920 this is quite a close proximity to have a scene, isn't it? 502 00:17:54.920 --> 00:17:55.760 - Yes. 503 00:17:55.760 --> 00:17:57.440 Well, in reference to obviously the original inference. 504 00:17:57.440 --> 00:17:58.560 Yes, yes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 505 00:17:58.560 --> 00:18:02.120 And what are we feeling about touching? 506 00:18:02.120 --> 00:18:03.320 - Intimacy. - Intimacy. 507 00:18:03.320 --> 00:18:04.320 - Yeah, yeah. 508 00:18:04.320 --> 00:18:05.760 - We need to have one of those chats about that. 509 00:18:05.760 --> 00:18:06.600 - Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. 510 00:18:06.600 --> 00:18:07.600 - I don't want to- 511 00:18:07.600 --> 00:18:08.480 - What do you guys feel comfortable with? 512 00:18:08.480 --> 00:18:10.200 - What are you comfortable with? 513 00:18:10.200 --> 00:18:12.160 - Well, obviously we're not, you know, it's modern day. 514 00:18:12.160 --> 00:18:13.000 - Yeah, yeah. 515 00:18:13.000 --> 00:18:14.560 - So you have to take it through that lens, don't we? 516 00:18:14.560 --> 00:18:16.040 - Yeah, a hundred percent, a hundred percent. 517 00:18:16.040 --> 00:18:17.840 - So it's like, dulled down a lot. 518 00:18:17.840 --> 00:18:18.680 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 519 00:18:18.680 --> 00:18:21.120 Well, I mean, definitely no ass touching, right? 520 00:18:21.120 --> 00:18:23.720 - Are we not there yet in the relationship, do you think? 521 00:18:23.720 --> 00:18:24.720 - No. - No ass touching. 522 00:18:24.720 --> 00:18:25.920 - I just think demographic wise- 523 00:18:25.920 --> 00:18:28.080 - A bit sort of pesty. - Yeah. Yeah. 524 00:18:28.080 --> 00:18:29.040 - Fine. Fine. Fine. - Yeah, I think that's fine. 525 00:18:29.040 --> 00:18:30.400 - Why would you ask that anyway? 526 00:18:30.400 --> 00:18:33.280 - Just because it's about two people coming together 527 00:18:33.280 --> 00:18:35.440 and testing the boundaries of the intimacy, isn't it? 528 00:18:35.440 --> 00:18:36.360 - [Tori] Yeah, what about small of back? 529 00:18:36.360 --> 00:18:37.760 Why don't we? 530 00:18:37.760 --> 00:18:38.560 - Yeah. - Yeah. 531 00:18:38.560 --> 00:18:39.480 - That's fine. - That's like a medium. 532 00:18:39.480 --> 00:18:40.800 - Is that okay with you? - Yeah, that's fine. 533 00:18:40.800 --> 00:18:41.640 - Great, and sort of shoulder. 534 00:18:41.640 --> 00:18:42.520 Sorry. - That's fine. Yeah. 535 00:18:42.520 --> 00:18:44.360 - Shoulders and maybe a little? Do we think? 536 00:18:44.360 --> 00:18:45.200 Does this look? 537 00:18:45.200 --> 00:18:46.000 - I think that's, yeah. 538 00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:47.280 I think, don't worry about that. 539 00:18:47.280 --> 00:18:48.200 This is, it's this, is this. 540 00:18:48.200 --> 00:18:50.720 So yeah, that's gonna, that's gonna be good. 541 00:18:50.720 --> 00:18:51.720 - Yeah? - Yeah. Nice, yeah. 542 00:18:51.720 --> 00:18:52.560 - Okay. 543 00:18:52.560 --> 00:18:53.440 - But we're gonna start with the eyebrows 544 00:18:53.440 --> 00:18:54.280 'cause I love. - Yeah, I love that too. 545 00:18:54.280 --> 00:18:56.200 I think it's such a nice bit to get in. 546 00:18:56.200 --> 00:18:57.120 - Yeah, definitely 547 00:18:57.120 --> 00:18:57.920 Start with the eyebrows. 548 00:18:57.920 --> 00:19:00.240 Small of the back. Great, okay. 549 00:19:00.240 --> 00:19:01.240 - Great. - Alright. 550 00:19:02.200 --> 00:19:03.240 So let's go for one. 551 00:19:04.440 --> 00:19:05.440 - What? - (laughs) Nothing. Nothing. 552 00:19:05.440 --> 00:19:07.360 - So, camera rolling. 553 00:19:08.880 --> 00:19:10.000 And action! 554 00:19:12.560 --> 00:19:14.800 Yeah, lovely. Matt, can you? 555 00:19:14.800 --> 00:19:15.640 - (laughs) There you go! 556 00:19:16.800 --> 00:19:18.520 - Let's give a bit of space 557 00:19:18.520 --> 00:19:19.880 so I can get this eyebrow bit, lovely. 558 00:19:19.880 --> 00:19:21.280 Yep. Little bit less. 559 00:19:23.720 --> 00:19:27.480 Yeah. Okay, nice. 560 00:19:27.480 --> 00:19:29.480 That's nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 561 00:19:29.480 --> 00:19:31.240 Great. Lovely. 562 00:19:31.240 --> 00:19:32.800 - Yeah, that's better. - Is it? 563 00:19:32.800 --> 00:19:34.480 (Matt laughs) 564 00:19:34.480 --> 00:19:38.280 - Matty. - Yeah. Into that reflection. 565 00:19:38.280 --> 00:19:39.120 Yeah. Nice. 566 00:19:40.520 --> 00:19:42.640 And oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 567 00:19:42.640 --> 00:19:44.280 That's great, guys. Okay. 568 00:19:47.480 --> 00:19:48.320 Small of the back. That's nice. 569 00:19:48.320 --> 00:19:49.160 Yeah. Lovely, lovely. 570 00:19:50.000 --> 00:19:51.480 Yep. Little bit less. 571 00:19:54.440 --> 00:19:57.120 Yeah. Okay, nice. 572 00:19:57.120 --> 00:19:57.960 - More like this? 573 00:19:59.600 --> 00:20:02.160 (both laughing) 574 00:20:02.160 --> 00:20:03.960 Gonna go and get sorted, I saw something. 575 00:20:03.960 --> 00:20:05.080 - Hey Matt? Matt? 576 00:20:06.360 --> 00:20:08.560 - Like, oh yeah, cut. - Thank you. 577 00:20:08.560 --> 00:20:10.200 You okay? 578 00:20:10.200 --> 00:20:12.480 - I'm okay. - What did, what happened? 579 00:20:12.480 --> 00:20:14.120 - I dunno. 580 00:20:14.120 --> 00:20:16.760 I like, tapped him with my brush. 581 00:20:16.760 --> 00:20:17.960 - Yeah, I guess it's one of those things 582 00:20:17.960 --> 00:20:19.920 you should like, talk through first or something like that. 583 00:20:19.920 --> 00:20:20.920 - Oh maybe. - Yeah. 584 00:20:20.920 --> 00:20:21.760 But I thought we were just improvising. 585 00:20:21.760 --> 00:20:22.960 - Yeah. 586 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:23.960 - I think don't worry about it. 587 00:20:23.960 --> 00:20:24.800 Honestly, don't worry about it. 588 00:20:24.800 --> 00:20:27.000 It's, you know, it's a long day for everyone. 589 00:20:27.000 --> 00:20:28.560 So we're all good. We're all good. 590 00:20:28.560 --> 00:20:31.400 Don't worry. Honestly, it looked great. 591 00:20:31.400 --> 00:20:32.240 - Yeah? 592 00:20:32.240 --> 00:20:33.280 - It looked absolutely brilliant. 593 00:20:33.280 --> 00:20:34.120 - I've got it. It's in the can. 594 00:20:34.120 --> 00:20:35.320 So we're, you know. 595 00:20:35.320 --> 00:20:36.320 - So we don't have to do that again? 596 00:20:36.320 --> 00:20:37.160 - No, no. It's in the can. 597 00:20:37.160 --> 00:20:39.800 I think that's, I think we can move on. 598 00:20:39.800 --> 00:20:41.240 - We found a little village, 599 00:20:41.240 --> 00:20:43.040 which is a bit creepy and very quiet. 600 00:20:43.040 --> 00:20:43.880 - Very quiet. 601 00:20:43.880 --> 00:20:45.280 - And they have a shop. 602 00:20:45.280 --> 00:20:49.360 So I'm gonna go in and ask for directions. 603 00:20:49.360 --> 00:20:50.200 - Mm. 604 00:20:51.440 --> 00:20:52.280 (laughs) I'm sorry. 605 00:20:52.280 --> 00:20:56.320 It's just a bit, it's just really weird and creepy. 606 00:20:56.320 --> 00:20:57.520 - That's why I'm gonna go in. 607 00:20:57.520 --> 00:21:00.480 You can stay here and stay all safe. 608 00:21:00.480 --> 00:21:03.400 If I die though and you let me go in on my own. 609 00:21:03.400 --> 00:21:05.120 Oh my God. I'm just gonna do it. 610 00:21:05.120 --> 00:21:06.640 - Be careful! 611 00:21:06.640 --> 00:21:08.480 - Don't die. What if you die out here? 612 00:21:08.480 --> 00:21:09.520 - Okay, I'm getting out. - Okay. 613 00:21:09.520 --> 00:21:10.840 - Oh! - Okay. 614 00:21:12.240 --> 00:21:15.600 - It is, it is very quiet. 615 00:21:15.600 --> 00:21:17.600 There might not be anyone there. 616 00:21:17.600 --> 00:21:20.520 - We'll just knock on the door and see if, okay. 617 00:21:20.520 --> 00:21:22.040 See if they're in. 618 00:21:22.040 --> 00:21:22.880 I'll leave you to that, babes. 619 00:21:22.880 --> 00:21:23.720 I'll survey the area. 620 00:21:23.720 --> 00:21:25.800 - Get some B-roll. - Okay. 621 00:21:27.240 --> 00:21:28.240 Right, okay. 622 00:21:31.680 --> 00:21:36.000 Oh my God. What is this little shack? 623 00:21:38.400 --> 00:21:41.520 No. Oh, that's so cold! 624 00:21:42.480 --> 00:21:43.840 Oh my God. 625 00:21:45.560 --> 00:21:47.160 Absolutely not. No. 626 00:21:48.560 --> 00:21:50.320 She's seen better days, hasn't she? 627 00:21:51.600 --> 00:21:54.080 (cows mooing) 628 00:21:55.320 --> 00:21:57.640 Oh my God. I didn't even notice the cows! 629 00:21:57.640 --> 00:21:58.480 Oh! 630 00:22:00.600 --> 00:22:05.600 Here you will see the majestic bottom of a cow. 631 00:22:08.280 --> 00:22:10.080 Oh, is he just on his own? 632 00:22:12.040 --> 00:22:15.280 Oh, little baby. 633 00:22:15.280 --> 00:22:19.320 The flowers. (laughs) 634 00:22:19.320 --> 00:22:20.520 What the fuck is this? 635 00:22:20.520 --> 00:22:21.520 (Lou caws) 636 00:22:21.520 --> 00:22:24.760 Oh my God! (laughs) 637 00:22:24.760 --> 00:22:25.600 What? 638 00:22:28.320 --> 00:22:32.320 - No, it's me. - Babe, that is so weird! 639 00:22:32.320 --> 00:22:33.160 Oh! 640 00:22:33.160 --> 00:22:34.480 - So apparently there's this, 641 00:22:35.720 --> 00:22:39.360 there's this like, local myth, like a cult 642 00:22:39.360 --> 00:22:42.160 and they just flog these off to tourists. 643 00:22:42.160 --> 00:22:45.640 - [Thea] Oh my God. It's vile. 644 00:22:47.080 --> 00:22:48.200 I'm obsessed. 645 00:22:48.200 --> 00:22:49.960 - Yeah. Yeah, I love it. 646 00:22:51.680 --> 00:22:53.000 It's kind of cheap. 647 00:22:53.000 --> 00:22:55.200 - It's giving, yeah. - I also got us these. 648 00:22:56.400 --> 00:22:58.400 - Oh, I want those ones! - Okay. 649 00:23:09.320 --> 00:23:13.320 Yeah, they said "Follow the road," in a Welsh accent. 650 00:23:13.320 --> 00:23:14.320 - Right, okay. 651 00:23:15.240 --> 00:23:17.120 "Follow the road." 652 00:23:18.320 --> 00:23:21.160 (camera whirring) 653 00:24:37.160 --> 00:24:40.280 (static crackles) 654 00:24:40.280 --> 00:24:43.200 (light rock music) 655 00:24:45.880 --> 00:24:47.720 - Oh, what's happened? 656 00:24:49.480 --> 00:24:51.240 (static crackling) (voice echoing) 657 00:24:51.240 --> 00:24:52.280 - That's actually a horrible sound. 658 00:24:52.280 --> 00:24:53.280 Turn that off please. 659 00:24:53.280 --> 00:24:55.320 Okay, let's get the intro done. 660 00:24:56.440 --> 00:24:57.280 - Can we do that later? 661 00:24:57.280 --> 00:24:59.760 I just wanna get there, figure out what's what and then- 662 00:24:59.760 --> 00:25:01.000 - No 'cause of continuity 663 00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:03.120 'cause like we should do it now while we look like this. 664 00:25:03.120 --> 00:25:04.920 Afterwards, you know, you'll probably spill food 665 00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:06.560 down your top or something. 666 00:25:07.520 --> 00:25:08.360 - Okay. - You always do that. 667 00:25:08.360 --> 00:25:09.200 - Shady. 668 00:25:09.200 --> 00:25:10.120 Fine. Do it to that one. 669 00:25:10.120 --> 00:25:11.720 - Okay. 670 00:25:11.720 --> 00:25:12.680 And three and two and one. 671 00:25:12.680 --> 00:25:14.280 - Well, hello fellow heisters. 672 00:25:14.280 --> 00:25:15.920 I'm Thea and this is Louise. 673 00:25:15.920 --> 00:25:16.960 - Yo. 674 00:25:16.960 --> 00:25:18.000 - And welcome to our brand new- 675 00:25:18.000 --> 00:25:19.840 - You are gonna hate me, 676 00:25:19.840 --> 00:25:21.240 but should we just do Thelma and Louise? 677 00:25:21.240 --> 00:25:22.440 - No! - Why? 678 00:25:22.440 --> 00:25:25.000 - Because I don't like it! - But I'm already Louise. 679 00:25:25.000 --> 00:25:26.640 - I literally said this so many times, babe. 680 00:25:26.640 --> 00:25:28.440 - Why? I think it's called Thelma and Louise. 681 00:25:28.440 --> 00:25:29.480 Thelma and Louise. 682 00:25:29.480 --> 00:25:30.880 - No, I don't want to, I like Thea 683 00:25:30.880 --> 00:25:32.760 and I wouldn't make you change your name. 684 00:25:32.760 --> 00:25:36.600 - Fine. Take two and three and two and one. 685 00:25:36.600 --> 00:25:38.160 - Well, hello fellow heisters. 686 00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:40.320 I'm Thea. This is Louise. 687 00:25:40.320 --> 00:25:42.960 And welcome to our brand new episode of "They Deserve It." 688 00:25:42.960 --> 00:25:43.960 And if they don't. 689 00:25:43.960 --> 00:25:45.240 - [Both] Fuck it anyway. 690 00:25:45.240 --> 00:25:47.480 - Yes, and in this episode we're gonna be posing 691 00:25:47.480 --> 00:25:51.240 as sweet little caterers at a wanky commercial shoot. 692 00:25:51.240 --> 00:25:52.160 - Oh my God, Lou! 693 00:25:52.160 --> 00:25:54.280 (both gasp) 694 00:25:54.280 --> 00:25:56.040 - What do we do? - I dunno. What do we do? 695 00:25:56.040 --> 00:25:58.120 - Oh, fucking fuck! 696 00:25:59.280 --> 00:26:00.120 I won't go there. 697 00:26:00.120 --> 00:26:01.400 - Yeah. Do you think you can? - Yeah, I reckon. 698 00:26:01.400 --> 00:26:02.520 All right, let's try. 699 00:26:03.960 --> 00:26:05.520 Okay, we've got this. 700 00:26:05.520 --> 00:26:07.040 All right, babe. 701 00:26:07.040 --> 00:26:08.760 - Oh my God. It's tight. - Oh no! Oh! 702 00:26:08.760 --> 00:26:10.160 - Okay. 703 00:26:10.160 --> 00:26:11.520 Why don't you let him come pass? Yep. 704 00:26:11.520 --> 00:26:12.360 - Sick. Thank you guys. 705 00:26:12.360 --> 00:26:13.200 Thank you. 706 00:26:13.200 --> 00:26:15.120 Oh, they hate us. 707 00:26:15.120 --> 00:26:16.480 I think they don't like us. 708 00:26:17.640 --> 00:26:20.280 - Or maybe 'cause we're filming them. (laughs) 709 00:26:20.280 --> 00:26:22.800 - Why are they judging us? It's just a selfie stick. 710 00:26:22.800 --> 00:26:23.600 - Love you. 711 00:26:24.560 --> 00:26:25.400 - [Both] Love you, bye! 712 00:26:25.400 --> 00:26:26.760 Love you, bye! 713 00:26:26.760 --> 00:26:28.760 - Okay. - And in this- 714 00:26:28.760 --> 00:26:29.880 (car grinding) Oh. 715 00:26:29.880 --> 00:26:31.160 - If you can't find it, grind it. 716 00:26:32.520 --> 00:26:33.760 - And in this episode, guys, 717 00:26:33.760 --> 00:26:36.640 we are gonna be posing as sweet little catering staff 718 00:26:36.640 --> 00:26:39.120 at some wanky commercial shoot, okay? 719 00:26:39.120 --> 00:26:40.560 And this is where they're like, 720 00:26:40.560 --> 00:26:42.000 "Oh, look at us living our best lives. 721 00:26:42.000 --> 00:26:43.960 "And we're so cool. 722 00:26:43.960 --> 00:26:47.280 "And you guys are so lame and your lives are so shit. 723 00:26:47.280 --> 00:26:49.520 "And you spend all your money to look like us." 724 00:26:49.520 --> 00:26:50.800 - Yeah. - It's a load of shit. 725 00:26:50.800 --> 00:26:52.560 It's a load of wank. Don't believe in things. 726 00:26:52.560 --> 00:26:53.920 - It's all a scam, people. 727 00:26:53.920 --> 00:26:54.840 So we're gonna get in there, 728 00:26:54.840 --> 00:26:56.520 we're gonna get our thieving little hands on. 729 00:26:56.520 --> 00:26:57.960 - Yes! 730 00:26:57.960 --> 00:27:00.080 - Designer clothes, camera equipment. 731 00:27:00.080 --> 00:27:02.360 - Yes! - Expensive tea. 732 00:27:02.360 --> 00:27:04.560 Who knows what's gonna be there? 733 00:27:04.560 --> 00:27:05.560 - Okay, yeah. 734 00:27:05.560 --> 00:27:07.520 And then what we're gonna do is we're gonna sell everything 735 00:27:07.520 --> 00:27:09.600 and donate the money to food banks 736 00:27:09.600 --> 00:27:12.160 because they're who actually need it. 737 00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:14.440 - And guys, you'll be glad to know 738 00:27:14.440 --> 00:27:17.280 that we have got loads of cameras for this. 739 00:27:17.280 --> 00:27:18.640 We are gonna be putting body cams on. 740 00:27:18.640 --> 00:27:19.920 - Yes. 741 00:27:19.920 --> 00:27:21.840 - We're gonna have full coverage of the whole house. 742 00:27:21.840 --> 00:27:23.160 - We will not miss a thing. - Nothing! 743 00:27:23.160 --> 00:27:24.080 - It's gonna be completely covered. 744 00:27:24.080 --> 00:27:26.240 - It's gonna be so sick! 745 00:27:26.240 --> 00:27:27.680 - Spy cams galore, guys! 746 00:27:27.680 --> 00:27:30.240 - Woo! - Whee! 747 00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:32.640 - Okay. It's gotta be up here. 748 00:27:32.640 --> 00:27:33.920 We just follow the road. 749 00:27:34.760 --> 00:27:36.600 - [Thea] Well, we have absolutely no signal. 750 00:27:36.600 --> 00:27:39.880 - And no other choice. - And no other choice. 751 00:27:39.880 --> 00:27:41.920 - Pothole, boom. 752 00:27:41.920 --> 00:27:44.320 - Oh, - Oopsy. Bad driving. 753 00:27:44.320 --> 00:27:46.080 - We don't care. - Winding. 754 00:27:47.280 --> 00:27:48.560 Oh God. Hurry up. 755 00:27:48.560 --> 00:27:49.680 This road is long. 756 00:27:57.280 --> 00:27:58.640 (both shout) 757 00:27:58.640 --> 00:28:01.800 Oh my god! (laughs) 758 00:28:01.800 --> 00:28:02.960 Shall I reverse? 759 00:28:02.960 --> 00:28:05.320 - [Thea] Hello, mate. Hello! 760 00:28:06.640 --> 00:28:07.920 - [Both] Hello! 761 00:28:08.760 --> 00:28:11.640 - Put the window down. - Hi! 762 00:28:13.080 --> 00:28:15.760 (both bleating) 763 00:28:18.680 --> 00:28:19.520 - [Tori] I think I just felt a drop of rain. 764 00:28:19.520 --> 00:28:21.360 - Go for it. - Okay. Camera rolling. 765 00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:23.240 And action! 766 00:28:24.160 --> 00:28:25.160 (Matt laughs) 767 00:28:25.160 --> 00:28:28.680 Nice and throws. Yes. 768 00:28:29.840 --> 00:28:31.000 Great. Lovely. 769 00:28:31.000 --> 00:28:32.480 Okay, cut. 770 00:28:32.480 --> 00:28:33.480 Nice, nice, nice. We've got that. 771 00:28:33.480 --> 00:28:34.480 I've got the wide. 772 00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:35.840 Yeah, I think it's actually starting to rain. 773 00:28:35.840 --> 00:28:36.680 - Oh, right. - Can we cut? 774 00:28:36.680 --> 00:28:37.960 Can I, can I get some water? 775 00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:38.800 This stuff's disgusting. 776 00:28:38.800 --> 00:28:40.000 - Yeah. - Oh, of course. 777 00:28:40.000 --> 00:28:40.840 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 778 00:28:40.840 --> 00:28:42.000 - Can I get, can I get a coffee? 779 00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:43.000 - Yeah. - Is that okay? 780 00:28:43.000 --> 00:28:44.320 - Coffee. Two. - Black. No milk. 781 00:28:44.320 --> 00:28:46.240 One sugar. Thanks. 782 00:28:46.240 --> 00:28:47.080 - Let's just push in 783 00:28:47.080 --> 00:28:48.400 'cause I'm a little bit worried about the rain, yeah? 784 00:28:48.400 --> 00:28:49.600 - Yeah, okay. - So back to one. 785 00:28:49.600 --> 00:28:51.480 - I'll do it. I'll do it. - Exactly the same, guys. 786 00:28:51.480 --> 00:28:54.600 Just, I'm just a little bit closer. 787 00:28:54.600 --> 00:28:55.440 Okay? 788 00:28:55.440 --> 00:28:57.920 - I'm gonna give it again. - Yeah, great. It's perfect. 789 00:28:57.920 --> 00:28:59.000 So yeah. Great. 790 00:28:59.000 --> 00:29:01.560 Camera rolling. And action! 791 00:29:04.240 --> 00:29:07.120 - Sorry, Tori. Sorry. - Yes! (laughs) 792 00:29:07.120 --> 00:29:09.120 - Cut! - Are you kidding me? 793 00:29:09.120 --> 00:29:09.960 Seriously? 794 00:29:11.400 --> 00:29:12.240 - Sneak. - What is this? 795 00:29:12.240 --> 00:29:13.080 - Sorry, guys. - Really? 796 00:29:13.080 --> 00:29:13.920 - Still not here yet. - They're still not here? 797 00:29:13.920 --> 00:29:14.800 - Yeah. What the? - Okay. 798 00:29:14.800 --> 00:29:17.880 We'll just get, go in the car now 799 00:29:17.880 --> 00:29:18.840 and maybe just drive to the shop. 800 00:29:18.840 --> 00:29:20.480 Stick it in the sat nav. 801 00:29:20.480 --> 00:29:21.360 - [Tori] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 802 00:29:21.360 --> 00:29:22.360 - Let's go. - Yep. 803 00:29:22.360 --> 00:29:23.280 - What kind? - Just anything. 804 00:29:23.280 --> 00:29:24.120 Anything you can get. 805 00:29:24.120 --> 00:29:24.920 - Get gluten-free. Gluten-free. 806 00:29:24.920 --> 00:29:25.760 - Okay, bye. - Yep. 807 00:29:25.760 --> 00:29:26.960 - Quick as you can. - Bye, Hettie. 808 00:29:26.960 --> 00:29:29.160 - [Gray] Thanks, Hattie. 809 00:29:29.160 --> 00:29:31.640 - Hattie? Is her name Hattie? - Yeah, it's Hattie. 810 00:29:31.640 --> 00:29:32.960 - Coffee? - Yeah. It's all good, guys. 811 00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:34.000 - Okay, right. Great. Cool. 812 00:29:34.000 --> 00:29:35.960 I think that, I think we got that. 813 00:29:35.960 --> 00:29:37.040 Yeah? - I think so. 814 00:29:37.040 --> 00:29:38.040 - Great. - Okay. 815 00:29:38.040 --> 00:29:39.520 - Nice one. - Let's get inside. 816 00:29:39.520 --> 00:29:40.480 Set up for the backgammon scene. 817 00:29:41.440 --> 00:29:42.280 - Okay. Cracking. - Cheers. 818 00:29:42.280 --> 00:29:43.480 - [Tori] Thank you, guys. 819 00:29:47.160 --> 00:29:48.880 - [Thea] Look, location sign. 820 00:29:48.880 --> 00:29:50.680 That means we're actually getting close. 821 00:29:50.680 --> 00:29:52.600 - [Louise] Okay. 822 00:29:52.600 --> 00:29:53.760 Does it? 823 00:29:53.760 --> 00:29:55.280 - Oh, we're there. - Loc. 824 00:29:55.280 --> 00:29:56.120 - Do we look a bit? - No, babe. 825 00:29:56.120 --> 00:29:57.080 Honest to God, we'll be fine. 826 00:29:57.080 --> 00:29:58.800 Just keep it cool. 827 00:29:58.800 --> 00:30:01.320 Play it understated. 828 00:30:01.320 --> 00:30:05.240 - Yeah. - They won't suspect a thing. 829 00:30:05.240 --> 00:30:06.880 - Look, that's it. Look, it's pointing there. 830 00:30:08.280 --> 00:30:09.880 That's it. No? That's it. - Should we go in? 831 00:30:09.880 --> 00:30:11.920 - No one's here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 832 00:30:11.920 --> 00:30:12.760 - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 833 00:30:12.760 --> 00:30:13.600 - Okay. 834 00:30:14.800 --> 00:30:18.000 - Oh my. - Is there anyone there? 835 00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:19.680 - This is insane. - Whoa. 836 00:30:21.240 --> 00:30:23.640 Okay, so we have arrived at a slightly creepy 837 00:30:23.640 --> 00:30:25.920 but very large mansion. 838 00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:28.600 - Babe, this is really quiet. - It is a bit quiet. 839 00:30:28.600 --> 00:30:30.880 - Are you sure it's legit? - It is legit. 840 00:30:30.880 --> 00:30:31.720 Yeah, it's legit. 841 00:30:31.720 --> 00:30:33.000 Belle told me about it. 842 00:30:33.000 --> 00:30:33.840 - [Thea] Belle told you about it? 843 00:30:33.840 --> 00:30:35.480 - Yeah, but she, it's a proper agency. 844 00:30:35.480 --> 00:30:36.320 It is. 845 00:30:36.320 --> 00:30:37.320 - Belle told you about it. 846 00:30:37.320 --> 00:30:39.080 Then it's probably okay. Isn't it? 847 00:30:39.080 --> 00:30:40.360 - I like Belle. 848 00:30:40.360 --> 00:30:42.760 - Okay, cool. - She's my best friend. 849 00:30:42.760 --> 00:30:44.200 (Thea gasps) 850 00:30:44.200 --> 00:30:46.680 - Ha ha! Ha ha ha! 851 00:30:46.680 --> 00:30:48.480 (bird cawing) 852 00:30:48.480 --> 00:30:50.160 I think that was a crow. 853 00:30:50.160 --> 00:30:52.400 - Okay, that's fine. It's fine. 854 00:30:52.400 --> 00:30:54.480 - Alright, well. - Okay. Ready? 855 00:30:54.480 --> 00:30:59.480 Remember guys, respect the patriarchy and follow it. 856 00:31:01.080 --> 00:31:04.320 - Because that is our mantra. 857 00:31:04.320 --> 00:31:06.840 - Oh! I like that. 858 00:31:06.840 --> 00:31:07.960 - [Both] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 859 00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:10.320 - Keeping that. Keeping that one. 860 00:31:10.320 --> 00:31:12.280 Okay, let's do it. 861 00:31:12.280 --> 00:31:13.080 Shh, shh. 862 00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:19.040 This is wild. 863 00:31:27.240 --> 00:31:28.080 Ooh! 864 00:31:31.320 --> 00:31:32.400 Getting you lots food. 865 00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:35.440 Wait, we should actually... 866 00:31:35.440 --> 00:31:36.640 - Oh yeah, you're right. 867 00:31:39.760 --> 00:31:44.760 - Oh. 868 00:31:45.040 --> 00:31:46.320 Can you take that? 869 00:31:46.320 --> 00:31:47.120 - Yep. 870 00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:49.560 Okay. 871 00:31:51.560 --> 00:31:55.280 - Okay. (laughs) 872 00:31:55.280 --> 00:31:57.280 - It's really quiet. 873 00:31:57.280 --> 00:31:58.960 - Yeah. Okay, babe. 874 00:31:58.960 --> 00:32:02.240 Just remember, everything's on. 875 00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:03.880 - You done? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 876 00:32:03.880 --> 00:32:05.040 - Yeah? - Is that good? 877 00:32:05.040 --> 00:32:06.040 What about that one? 878 00:32:07.240 --> 00:32:08.360 - Yeah? - Sick. 879 00:32:08.360 --> 00:32:09.960 - Okay. Cool, babe. 880 00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:13.000 Remember we're caterers, right? 881 00:32:13.000 --> 00:32:15.080 Keep it nice and boring. 882 00:32:15.080 --> 00:32:16.400 - Just yeah. - Hello. 883 00:32:16.400 --> 00:32:17.640 - [Thea] We need to be like, invisible. 884 00:32:17.640 --> 00:32:19.160 - [Louise] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 885 00:32:19.160 --> 00:32:20.160 - [Thea] Well, nobody remembers caterers anyway. 886 00:32:20.160 --> 00:32:22.760 - Yeah, yeah. We're lowest of the low. 887 00:32:22.760 --> 00:32:23.840 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Alright. 888 00:32:23.840 --> 00:32:24.920 - Right. You got that? 889 00:32:28.320 --> 00:32:29.240 Here we go. 890 00:32:32.000 --> 00:32:34.000 This is mad! It's crazy! 891 00:32:37.840 --> 00:32:38.920 What is that? 892 00:32:40.400 --> 00:32:42.360 (flies buzzing) 893 00:32:42.360 --> 00:32:43.200 - Ew. 894 00:32:44.640 --> 00:32:45.960 (crows cawing) 895 00:32:45.960 --> 00:32:48.920 (static crackles) 896 00:32:48.920 --> 00:32:52.160 (ominous music) 897 00:32:52.160 --> 00:32:57.160 (voice echoing) (static buzzes) 898 00:32:58.320 --> 00:33:00.240 - Oh my god! - Okay. 899 00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:03.640 Hello? - Oh, this is mad. 900 00:33:04.840 --> 00:33:06.280 - [Louise] Hello? 901 00:33:06.280 --> 00:33:08.360 - [Thea] Babe, they're not gonna hear that. 902 00:33:08.360 --> 00:33:09.200 - Hello? - Whoa! Thea! 903 00:33:09.200 --> 00:33:10.000 - Hello? - Shh! 904 00:33:11.680 --> 00:33:12.760 Fuck, we're meant to be invisible, mate. 905 00:33:12.760 --> 00:33:14.680 - [Thea] Nobody's here. 906 00:33:16.160 --> 00:33:19.720 - Okay. Whoa! - Ooh. Easy, easy. 907 00:33:20.800 --> 00:33:22.440 (both laughing) 908 00:33:22.440 --> 00:33:23.280 Someone's had a little party. 909 00:33:23.280 --> 00:33:24.640 - Jackpot. - Oh my god! 910 00:33:25.840 --> 00:33:27.480 - Oh my god! - Oh my god! Oh my god! 911 00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:29.640 - Okay, let's get set up. 912 00:33:34.320 --> 00:33:35.680 Hey guys, we've made it. 913 00:33:35.680 --> 00:33:37.240 Oh my god. Oh my God. 914 00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:41.720 Oh my God! 915 00:33:43.480 --> 00:33:47.240 Look at all of this stuff! 916 00:33:47.240 --> 00:33:49.480 Ah! (gasps) 917 00:33:49.480 --> 00:33:51.920 It's all in bags already. 918 00:33:51.920 --> 00:33:53.360 Perfect! 919 00:33:53.360 --> 00:33:55.040 - [Louise] We just put all of that in there. 920 00:33:55.040 --> 00:33:55.880 - Yeah, we'll just put it all in there. 921 00:33:55.880 --> 00:33:56.760 Oh my God. 922 00:33:58.200 --> 00:34:00.080 Babes, maybe forget the clothes. 923 00:34:00.080 --> 00:34:02.040 - (gasps) Yes! 924 00:34:03.560 --> 00:34:04.400 - Hi guys. 925 00:34:04.400 --> 00:34:05.240 This isn't me sporting 926 00:34:05.240 --> 00:34:08.000 the spring/summer collection of duvets. 927 00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:09.280 Whatever the fuck this is. 928 00:34:09.280 --> 00:34:10.920 - Take it off. Take it off. 929 00:34:12.040 --> 00:34:13.239 Right, we need to, um- 930 00:34:13.239 --> 00:34:15.440 - Let's just, let's just put it all in the bags. 931 00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:16.880 And just go. 932 00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:18.320 - No mate, we need to make a whole fucking episode. 933 00:34:18.320 --> 00:34:19.480 - Babe, the car's right there. 934 00:34:19.480 --> 00:34:20.280 The bags are here. 935 00:34:20.280 --> 00:34:21.120 We can just chuck 'em in there, that's it. 936 00:34:21.120 --> 00:34:22.960 - No, no, we wanna make it look sick. Okay? 937 00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:25.400 We wanna like, get all the cameras set up around the house 938 00:34:25.400 --> 00:34:26.560 and it looks like we are like, 939 00:34:26.560 --> 00:34:28.960 in danger and it's like, builds a tension 940 00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:31.960 and then we escape and we don't get caught, okay? 941 00:34:31.960 --> 00:34:33.400 And it's just like we are just- 942 00:34:33.400 --> 00:34:35.840 (footsteps thumping) 943 00:34:35.840 --> 00:34:39.440 - Oh, I think they must be upstairs. (laughs) 944 00:34:39.440 --> 00:34:42.000 - Wait, shh. - Okay. Okay. Okay. 945 00:34:42.000 --> 00:34:43.440 - No, wait, go. - Okay, okay. 946 00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:44.280 Because they're gonna fucking come upstairs. 947 00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:45.679 Go upstairs, go. - Okay. 948 00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:47.719 - I'll go sit up the cameras outside. 949 00:34:47.719 --> 00:34:50.360 - You finish this room. - Okay. 950 00:34:50.360 --> 00:34:51.360 - Okay, but just cover- 951 00:34:51.360 --> 00:34:53.360 - And I'll do front and the back, okay? 952 00:34:53.360 --> 00:34:54.520 - Cover everything, so- - Yeah, I know babe. 953 00:34:54.520 --> 00:34:55.840 - Okay, right. 954 00:34:55.840 --> 00:34:56.679 I went to the same film school as you. 955 00:34:56.679 --> 00:34:57.680 I know what I'm doing. 956 00:34:57.680 --> 00:34:58.520 - [Louise] You didn't fucking do that 957 00:34:58.520 --> 00:34:59.360 on the last job, did you? 958 00:34:59.360 --> 00:35:00.280 - Okey-dokey, right. 959 00:35:00.280 --> 00:35:01.920 - [Louise] I feeling hard of they're there. 960 00:35:01.920 --> 00:35:03.720 - I'll leave you to it in here then. 961 00:35:04.920 --> 00:35:05.960 - Bitch. 962 00:35:05.960 --> 00:35:08.040 Wait, mate. Shh, shh. 963 00:35:08.040 --> 00:35:09.040 Should make it less obvious. 964 00:35:09.040 --> 00:35:10.040 Normal, normal. 965 00:35:10.040 --> 00:35:11.080 - Yeah, okay, all right. 966 00:35:11.080 --> 00:35:11.880 Sure. 967 00:35:15.680 --> 00:35:16.520 Okay. 968 00:35:38.840 --> 00:35:41.480 (ominous music) 969 00:36:22.120 --> 00:36:22.960 - Okay. 970 00:36:24.880 --> 00:36:27.400 Get the camera in place. Y'all good to go. 971 00:36:56.640 --> 00:36:57.560 Affirmative. 972 00:36:57.560 --> 00:37:00.520 The perimeter of the house is now covered. 973 00:37:07.040 --> 00:37:09.160 (birds chirping) 974 00:37:09.160 --> 00:37:12.000 (static crackles) 975 00:37:16.720 --> 00:37:17.760 - Okay. - Okay, let's go outside. 976 00:37:17.760 --> 00:37:20.160 - The cameras outside, they look really good. 977 00:37:20.160 --> 00:37:20.960 - Yeah? 978 00:37:20.960 --> 00:37:22.320 - But I was thinking, 979 00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:23.400 do you think we should redo our arrival? 980 00:37:23.400 --> 00:37:25.000 - No babe. We haven't got time. 981 00:37:25.000 --> 00:37:26.280 We need to do the fucking food. 982 00:37:26.280 --> 00:37:28.120 - Oh. - You do coffee. I'll do food. 983 00:37:28.120 --> 00:37:29.320 - Yeah. - Right. 984 00:37:34.560 --> 00:37:35.520 - What is that? 985 00:37:40.520 --> 00:37:41.840 - [Louise] Dunno. 986 00:37:41.840 --> 00:37:42.840 Oh, it looks like blood. 987 00:37:42.840 --> 00:37:45.440 - Oh, that is gross! (gasps) 988 00:37:46.440 --> 00:37:48.320 Detective, looks like we've got 989 00:37:48.320 --> 00:37:52.200 a 1067 horse side on our hands here. 990 00:37:52.200 --> 00:37:54.000 Little piggy, I'll see you later. 991 00:37:54.000 --> 00:37:56.320 - Thea, look at this. - What? 992 00:37:56.320 --> 00:38:00.000 - I think this is the footage from the ad. 993 00:38:00.000 --> 00:38:02.200 (gasps) Oh shit. - Oh my God. 994 00:38:03.680 --> 00:38:05.720 - Okay, keep pouring that. - The guy's fit. 995 00:38:05.720 --> 00:38:08.880 - Coming back, coming back, coming back. 996 00:38:11.160 --> 00:38:15.360 Right now Em, I'm just gonna move in on the tear. 997 00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:18.600 - What the fuck? - This is absolute bollocks. 998 00:38:18.600 --> 00:38:20.640 I bet they're getting paid a fortune for this as well. 999 00:38:20.640 --> 00:38:22.520 - [Louise] I kinda like it. 1000 00:38:22.520 --> 00:38:23.760 - Babe. - What? 1001 00:38:23.760 --> 00:38:25.080 - Don't get sucked into this. 1002 00:38:25.080 --> 00:38:26.680 This is exactly what they want you to think. 1003 00:38:26.680 --> 00:38:27.960 - No, I just wanna keep watching it. 1004 00:38:27.960 --> 00:38:29.440 - Yeah, nice. 1005 00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:30.440 Lovely. Gorgeous. 1006 00:38:30.440 --> 00:38:32.120 And then just have like a little fiddle with that hat. 1007 00:38:32.120 --> 00:38:33.400 Hang on. I'm just gonna come up here. 1008 00:38:33.400 --> 00:38:35.760 I think that's gonna be better. 1009 00:38:35.760 --> 00:38:37.200 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1010 00:38:37.200 --> 00:38:38.040 Yes. That's the ticket. 1011 00:38:38.040 --> 00:38:39.240 Okay. Nice, yeah. 1012 00:38:39.240 --> 00:38:41.600 Matt, can you sort of just like, 1013 00:38:41.600 --> 00:38:45.440 have a kind of go over, so lie back down for me? 1014 00:38:45.440 --> 00:38:46.880 Yeah. And then just kind of like, 1015 00:38:46.880 --> 00:38:48.520 roll around a little bit. 1016 00:38:49.600 --> 00:38:51.360 And can you, can I have a, yeah? 1017 00:38:51.360 --> 00:38:53.080 Can I have a Humphrey Bogart again? 1018 00:38:54.560 --> 00:38:57.000 Yes. Yes. 1019 00:38:57.000 --> 00:38:59.160 Can I, can you shift your, 1020 00:38:59.160 --> 00:39:01.560 so away from me slightly and do it again. 1021 00:39:01.560 --> 00:39:03.920 - Like that? - Nope. Other way. 1022 00:39:03.920 --> 00:39:04.760 Away from me. 1023 00:39:04.760 --> 00:39:05.960 - [Gray] Yeah, towards, towards me, Matt. 1024 00:39:05.960 --> 00:39:07.720 - Yeah, like that. 1025 00:39:07.720 --> 00:39:08.720 Yeah, that's it. 1026 00:39:08.720 --> 00:39:09.560 And then Humphrey Bogart it. 1027 00:39:11.160 --> 00:39:12.520 Yeah. Nice. 1028 00:39:12.520 --> 00:39:13.360 Yeah. Cut. 1029 00:39:13.360 --> 00:39:14.200 Good, great. Got it. 1030 00:39:14.200 --> 00:39:15.400 - Great. - Keep low. 1031 00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:16.440 That's it. Nice. Lovely. 1032 00:39:16.440 --> 00:39:18.120 And coming out. 1033 00:39:18.120 --> 00:39:21.000 Yes. Finding Matt. 1034 00:39:21.000 --> 00:39:22.560 Yeah. Nice, Matt. 1035 00:39:22.560 --> 00:39:23.680 Nice and moody. Yeah. 1036 00:39:23.680 --> 00:39:24.840 Straight to camera. 1037 00:39:24.840 --> 00:39:26.920 Nice. Okay. 1038 00:39:26.920 --> 00:39:28.760 Yep. Beautiful. Coming. (static crackles) 1039 00:39:28.760 --> 00:39:29.960 And slightly less flirty. 1040 00:39:29.960 --> 00:39:31.160 Just like, okay. 1041 00:39:32.120 --> 00:39:33.720 (static crackles) (crows cawing) 1042 00:39:33.720 --> 00:39:36.400 (ominous music) 1043 00:39:39.000 --> 00:39:42.640 - (gasps) Oh my God! 1044 00:39:42.640 --> 00:39:44.720 What the fuck was that? 1045 00:39:44.720 --> 00:39:47.440 - Oh my God. - That scared the absolute- 1046 00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:50.880 (crows cawing) 1047 00:39:50.880 --> 00:39:52.560 - Uh... - I wanna watch it again. 1048 00:39:56.040 --> 00:39:57.600 - Yeah, straight to camera. 1049 00:39:57.600 --> 00:39:59.360 Nice. Okay. 1050 00:39:59.360 --> 00:40:02.480 Yep, beautiful coming out and slightly less flirty. 1051 00:40:02.480 --> 00:40:04.880 Just like, still- (static crackles) 1052 00:40:04.880 --> 00:40:06.480 But nice. 1053 00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:08.880 - Oh! (laughs) - What? Cut! 1054 00:40:08.880 --> 00:40:13.880 - Where is it? - Wait, go back again. 1055 00:40:14.000 --> 00:40:15.520 Press play. 1056 00:40:15.520 --> 00:40:17.800 - Beautiful coming out and slightly less flirty. 1057 00:40:17.800 --> 00:40:19.920 Just like, still coquetteish, but yeah. 1058 00:40:19.920 --> 00:40:21.040 Nice. 1059 00:40:21.040 --> 00:40:23.200 - Oh! (laughs) - What? Cut! 1060 00:40:23.200 --> 00:40:25.440 - [Louise] Where's it gone? 1061 00:40:26.880 --> 00:40:28.040 - Uh... - Okay. 1062 00:40:30.160 --> 00:40:31.240 Let's just watch another one. 1063 00:40:33.280 --> 00:40:34.480 - Okay. Yeah. 1064 00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:35.440 So just wait, sorry. 1065 00:40:35.440 --> 00:40:36.520 Can you just go back, back to one? 1066 00:40:36.520 --> 00:40:38.040 Yeah. Great. So rolling. 1067 00:40:38.040 --> 00:40:40.560 - Yep. - And action. Nice. 1068 00:40:40.560 --> 00:40:41.760 - Go. - And then Em you're crying, 1069 00:40:41.760 --> 00:40:43.400 so I'm just gonna pull back, catch that. 1070 00:40:43.400 --> 00:40:44.640 You're gonna stand up. 1071 00:40:44.640 --> 00:40:46.360 Just grab the board and kind of chuck it, 1072 00:40:46.360 --> 00:40:47.560 aim it just- - Tori, Tori. 1073 00:40:47.560 --> 00:40:48.840 We had a bit of a chat earlier. 1074 00:40:48.840 --> 00:40:51.000 Do you think the whole crying thing, 1075 00:40:51.000 --> 00:40:52.960 do you think it's, it's, 1076 00:40:52.960 --> 00:40:53.760 do you think it's showing 1077 00:40:53.760 --> 00:40:56.760 the right kind of image this day and age? 1078 00:40:56.760 --> 00:40:58.240 - Oh. - Female empowerment? 1079 00:40:58.240 --> 00:40:59.040 - Well, I mean, you know, 1080 00:40:59.040 --> 00:40:59.960 well she's crying because 1081 00:40:59.960 --> 00:41:01.600 it's kind of all just bubbling up inside. 1082 00:41:01.600 --> 00:41:02.600 - [Matt] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1083 00:41:02.600 --> 00:41:04.200 - It's kind of got too much and it's like, ah! 1084 00:41:04.200 --> 00:41:05.640 - Yeah, but that's not very empowered, 1085 00:41:05.640 --> 00:41:08.400 independent woman, is it? I mean? 1086 00:41:08.400 --> 00:41:10.160 - Right. Yeah. - This is like a relationship. 1087 00:41:10.160 --> 00:41:12.880 This is a mutual coming together. 1088 00:41:12.880 --> 00:41:15.720 - It's a game. It's a game of backgammon. 1089 00:41:15.720 --> 00:41:17.960 - Yeah, this is a bit of fun. - You know, like, it's more- 1090 00:41:17.960 --> 00:41:19.520 - It just feels a bit... - It's not because, easy. 1091 00:41:19.520 --> 00:41:22.160 It's not 'cause he's won. - It's more... 1092 00:41:22.160 --> 00:41:25.360 - We're sparring, we are playing with each other. 1093 00:41:25.360 --> 00:41:27.480 - We're playing. - There's a fire, right? 1094 00:41:27.480 --> 00:41:29.160 And so there's gotta be kind of give 1095 00:41:29.160 --> 00:41:30.160 and take a mutual type. 1096 00:41:30.160 --> 00:41:31.200 - There's got to be something else. 1097 00:41:31.200 --> 00:41:34.080 Ooh, like. Ooh, fuck! 1098 00:41:34.080 --> 00:41:36.320 - You all right? - Did you just cut yourself? 1099 00:41:36.320 --> 00:41:37.160 - Yeah, I've just cut myself. 1100 00:41:37.160 --> 00:41:38.840 - You're getting blood on the clothes. 1101 00:41:38.840 --> 00:41:40.360 Don't get blood on it. - Got it, got it, got it. 1102 00:41:40.360 --> 00:41:42.240 - [Gray] Em, I need to take those back tomorrow. 1103 00:41:42.240 --> 00:41:43.720 - Okay, put, put pressure- - Oh! 1104 00:41:43.720 --> 00:41:46.280 (crows cawing) 1105 00:41:47.800 --> 00:41:50.040 (Emma gasps) 1106 00:41:50.040 --> 00:41:51.280 - Grey, are you... - Oh! 1107 00:41:55.400 --> 00:41:57.120 Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! 1108 00:41:57.120 --> 00:41:59.160 Oh my God! Oh my! 1109 00:42:04.760 --> 00:42:05.600 - Was that real? 1110 00:42:07.320 --> 00:42:10.440 - No, no, it was fucking cool. (laughs) 1111 00:42:10.440 --> 00:42:11.360 Is there any more? 1112 00:42:19.160 --> 00:42:21.520 Oh, here we go. This one, yes. 1113 00:42:21.520 --> 00:42:23.280 - Don't, don't fucking turn the camera on! 1114 00:42:23.280 --> 00:42:25.280 - It needs to be on! 1115 00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:27.200 - What do you mean it needs to be on? 1116 00:42:27.200 --> 00:42:28.000 - Because they need to, because for the insurance policy. 1117 00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:29.120 - Insurance? (all shouting) 1118 00:42:29.120 --> 00:42:30.160 Fucking camera for the insurance policy? 1119 00:42:30.160 --> 00:42:31.000 What are you talking about? 1120 00:42:31.000 --> 00:42:31.840 - He's going to be fine. He's fine. 1121 00:42:31.840 --> 00:42:32.680 - Don't poke- 1122 00:42:32.680 --> 00:42:34.160 (Grey coughing) 1123 00:42:34.160 --> 00:42:35.760 (Emma screaming) 1124 00:42:35.760 --> 00:42:36.720 Jesus Christ. 1125 00:42:36.720 --> 00:42:37.960 Um, put pressure! Put pressure on it! 1126 00:42:37.960 --> 00:42:38.960 It's okay. It's okay. 1127 00:42:38.960 --> 00:42:40.560 You're okay. You're okay. You're okay. 1128 00:42:40.560 --> 00:42:41.360 Can we, can we call an ambulance? 1129 00:42:41.360 --> 00:42:43.560 Can we, can we, Jesus? 1130 00:42:43.560 --> 00:42:45.480 - Babe, that's, it's acting. 1131 00:42:45.480 --> 00:42:46.640 It's just for the commercial. 1132 00:42:46.640 --> 00:42:48.840 It's definitely fake. 1133 00:42:48.840 --> 00:42:52.840 Let's go and look in the room and I bet you any money, 1134 00:42:52.840 --> 00:42:53.800 it won't be there. 1135 00:42:53.800 --> 00:42:56.360 It'll be fine. Come on. 1136 00:43:09.240 --> 00:43:11.600 (both gasp) 1137 00:43:14.040 --> 00:43:17.240 How did I not see that? - Babe, that's not real. 1138 00:43:17.240 --> 00:43:18.600 That's just all part of it. 1139 00:43:19.480 --> 00:43:20.880 That is wild. Ah! 1140 00:43:20.880 --> 00:43:22.160 Gimme the iPad, come on. 1141 00:43:25.560 --> 00:43:26.400 Look. 1142 00:43:28.400 --> 00:43:29.200 Come here. 1143 00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:32.000 - [Matt] It's okay. It's okay. Look at me. 1144 00:43:32.000 --> 00:43:33.200 Look at me, it's okay. It's okay. 1145 00:43:33.200 --> 00:43:36.000 Just keep as much pressure on that as possible. 1146 00:43:36.000 --> 00:43:37.440 It's okay. It's okay. 1147 00:43:37.440 --> 00:43:38.760 I promise you're gonna be okay. 1148 00:43:38.760 --> 00:43:39.600 We're gonna stay here. 1149 00:43:39.600 --> 00:43:40.960 - [Tori] Em, this wasn't your fault, okay? 1150 00:43:40.960 --> 00:43:41.960 - [Matt] Stay here. 1151 00:43:41.960 --> 00:43:42.960 - [Tori] It was an accident. 1152 00:43:42.960 --> 00:43:45.040 You, he tripped or you tripped but it's all on camera. 1153 00:43:45.040 --> 00:43:46.640 - Don't worry. - And people will see. 1154 00:43:46.640 --> 00:43:48.280 - What the fuck does it fucking matter? 1155 00:43:48.280 --> 00:43:49.280 Can we call an ambulance? 1156 00:43:49.280 --> 00:43:50.320 - Because it was a fucking accident! 1157 00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:52.040 - Shut the fuck up and call an ambulance for Christ's sake! 1158 00:43:52.040 --> 00:43:53.200 What is wrong with you? 1159 00:43:53.200 --> 00:43:54.600 - Fine, fine. 1160 00:43:54.600 --> 00:43:55.440 - Uh... 1161 00:43:56.640 --> 00:43:58.760 - I don't have any fucking reception. 1162 00:43:58.760 --> 00:44:00.560 I don't have any reception. 1163 00:44:00.560 --> 00:44:01.520 - I've got nothing. 1164 00:44:02.360 --> 00:44:03.840 - (sobbing) I killed him! - No, you didn't. 1165 00:44:03.840 --> 00:44:05.520 - Can we, is there a landline? Is there a landline here? 1166 00:44:05.520 --> 00:44:07.160 Can we call, is there a landline? Is there? 1167 00:44:07.160 --> 00:44:08.400 - I don't know! - What the fuck? 1168 00:44:08.400 --> 00:44:10.160 There's someone here. There's someone in the garden. 1169 00:44:10.160 --> 00:44:11.280 Hello! Hello! 1170 00:44:11.280 --> 00:44:12.520 Hey! There's someone out there! 1171 00:44:12.520 --> 00:44:13.360 Emma, Emma, please. 1172 00:44:13.360 --> 00:44:15.480 Can you put some, put some pressure on this? 1173 00:44:15.480 --> 00:44:16.680 - [Tori] What? 1174 00:44:16.680 --> 00:44:17.840 - Otherwise he's gonna bleed out and he's gonna die. 1175 00:44:17.840 --> 00:44:19.240 - What do you mean? - You, come with me! 1176 00:44:19.240 --> 00:44:20.880 Find a fucking phone! Find a fucking phone! 1177 00:44:20.880 --> 00:44:23.640 - Um, Grey, okay. You're gonna be fine. 1178 00:44:23.640 --> 00:44:24.640 We're gonna find someone 1179 00:44:24.640 --> 00:44:26.080 and we are gonna get you an ambulance. 1180 00:44:26.080 --> 00:44:27.520 Just stay with us. Okay? 1181 00:44:27.520 --> 00:44:28.360 Em? Em? 1182 00:44:29.760 --> 00:44:31.280 Oh, fuck! Matt! 1183 00:44:31.280 --> 00:44:35.000 (ominous music) (voice echoing) 1184 00:44:35.000 --> 00:44:35.840 Matt? 1185 00:44:37.000 --> 00:44:40.360 Matt, come on. What the fuck are you doing? 1186 00:44:40.360 --> 00:44:41.920 Matt? 1187 00:44:41.920 --> 00:44:44.680 Matt, are you, are you all right? 1188 00:44:46.800 --> 00:44:47.640 Matt? 1189 00:44:48.560 --> 00:44:51.200 (ominous music) 1190 00:44:53.680 --> 00:44:54.520 Matt? 1191 00:44:56.440 --> 00:44:58.080 (body thuds) (Matt groans) 1192 00:44:58.080 --> 00:45:00.800 (Tori screams) 1193 00:45:00.800 --> 00:45:03.480 (Matt coughing) 1194 00:45:07.000 --> 00:45:08.160 What the fuck? 1195 00:45:11.880 --> 00:45:13.320 (glass shatters) 1196 00:45:13.320 --> 00:45:15.880 (Tori screams) 1197 00:45:17.040 --> 00:45:19.840 (Tori whimpering) 1198 00:45:25.160 --> 00:45:27.240 - [Louise] What is this, Thea? 1199 00:45:27.240 --> 00:45:30.120 - [Thea] That's obviously just a rig or something. 1200 00:45:30.120 --> 00:45:31.000 - [Tori] Oh my god! 1201 00:45:31.000 --> 00:45:32.240 - [Louise] Did you not see that thing in the mirror? 1202 00:45:32.240 --> 00:45:34.200 - What? - That person. 1203 00:45:35.480 --> 00:45:37.160 - [Thea] Babe, that's just a member of crew. 1204 00:45:37.160 --> 00:45:39.560 - That's not a fucking crew member. Look. 1205 00:45:40.560 --> 00:45:43.720 (footsteps thump) 1206 00:45:43.720 --> 00:45:46.000 - Hello? - What are you doing? 1207 00:45:46.000 --> 00:45:47.000 - Well, I'm just gonna be, 1208 00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:49.760 they're just sitting upstairs like... 1209 00:45:54.120 --> 00:45:55.480 We've got no idea what this is. 1210 00:45:55.480 --> 00:45:56.640 - I don't care. I want to leave. 1211 00:45:56.640 --> 00:45:57.960 - They're pranking us. 1212 00:45:57.960 --> 00:46:00.240 They've seen our show and now they're, 1213 00:46:00.240 --> 00:46:01.880 I don't know, I don't know, 1214 00:46:01.880 --> 00:46:03.920 trying to teach us a lesson or some shit like that. 1215 00:46:03.920 --> 00:46:05.000 It's very clever, guys. 1216 00:46:05.000 --> 00:46:07.360 - That is beyond ridiculous. - It's genius actually. 1217 00:46:07.360 --> 00:46:08.640 Now we're gonna do crossover shows. 1218 00:46:08.640 --> 00:46:10.200 I bet you there's cameras everywhere. 1219 00:46:11.280 --> 00:46:13.720 Look, there's one right there! There's one right there! 1220 00:46:13.720 --> 00:46:15.120 They've been filming us the whole time. 1221 00:46:15.120 --> 00:46:16.400 And now they're gonna come out. 1222 00:46:16.400 --> 00:46:18.520 - It's a film set. - Like this was all a joke. 1223 00:46:18.520 --> 00:46:20.280 Come on guys, we've figured it out. 1224 00:46:26.760 --> 00:46:28.160 - Nothing. Let's just fucking go. 1225 00:46:28.160 --> 00:46:30.480 Let's just go. I wanna go. 1226 00:46:30.480 --> 00:46:31.800 I don't care. I wanna go. 1227 00:46:31.800 --> 00:46:34.240 - No, let's go look for this dead body. 1228 00:46:34.240 --> 00:46:35.080 Come on. 1229 00:46:39.960 --> 00:46:41.600 Look, babe. 1230 00:46:41.600 --> 00:46:45.000 - Oh, fuck's sake. - A dead body isn't here. 1231 00:46:45.000 --> 00:46:46.320 There's not even any blood. 1232 00:46:46.320 --> 00:46:47.840 It's fine. 1233 00:46:47.840 --> 00:46:48.840 - Yes, there fucking is blood. 1234 00:46:48.840 --> 00:46:50.560 Look, remember? See? 1235 00:46:51.600 --> 00:46:52.600 (Thea laughs) 1236 00:46:52.600 --> 00:46:53.400 - [Thea] It's ridiculous. 1237 00:46:53.400 --> 00:46:54.240 I'm gonna go upstairs. 1238 00:46:54.240 --> 00:46:55.480 - No! - Talk to the guys up there 1239 00:46:55.480 --> 00:46:57.760 'cause clearly they're having a laugh. 1240 00:46:57.760 --> 00:46:58.600 - What? No, no. 1241 00:46:58.600 --> 00:46:59.760 Let's do what you said, okay? 1242 00:46:59.760 --> 00:47:00.760 Let's just end the episode there 1243 00:47:00.760 --> 00:47:01.680 and let's just fucking go. 1244 00:47:01.680 --> 00:47:03.000 Get the clothes, get the camera equipment. 1245 00:47:03.000 --> 00:47:04.200 Let's just fucking get in the car and leave. 1246 00:47:04.200 --> 00:47:05.760 - Are you fucking mad? 1247 00:47:05.760 --> 00:47:06.760 - [Louise] Just end it there. 1248 00:47:06.760 --> 00:47:07.920 - Lou, this was your idea, babe. 1249 00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:09.320 You wanted to stay here and get the footage 1250 00:47:09.320 --> 00:47:10.440 and get the content and get the suspense 1251 00:47:10.440 --> 00:47:11.840 and now you wanna, you wanna leave? 1252 00:47:11.840 --> 00:47:13.320 - You're being a fucking child. 1253 00:47:13.320 --> 00:47:14.160 - You're being a dick. 1254 00:47:14.160 --> 00:47:15.960 - No, that's not fucking fake. 1255 00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:17.720 - Oh my god, Lou. - It's real. 1256 00:47:17.720 --> 00:47:18.560 - It's not real. Okay, cool. 1257 00:47:18.560 --> 00:47:19.640 Look, I'm gonna go upstairs. 1258 00:47:19.640 --> 00:47:22.320 See, what the hell all this is about or what's going on. 1259 00:47:22.320 --> 00:47:24.440 You stay down here. Okay? - Oh my God. 1260 00:47:24.440 --> 00:47:25.480 - Because I need you to get 1261 00:47:25.480 --> 00:47:26.280 as much footage in there as you can. 1262 00:47:26.280 --> 00:47:27.520 If anything else weird happens, I wanna know about it. 1263 00:47:27.520 --> 00:47:29.280 All right? Cool. 1264 00:47:29.280 --> 00:47:31.080 - [Louise] You're being a fucking nightmare. 1265 00:47:31.080 --> 00:47:31.880 - [Thea] Okay, whatever. 1266 00:47:43.320 --> 00:47:45.880 (Louise sighs) 1267 00:47:51.520 --> 00:47:54.360 - I fucking hate when she's right, 1268 00:47:55.800 --> 00:47:57.400 but I would really like her to be right. 1269 00:47:57.400 --> 00:47:58.240 Please be right. 1270 00:47:58.240 --> 00:47:59.600 Fucking please be fake. 1271 00:48:03.920 --> 00:48:06.840 (voice whispering) 1272 00:48:12.080 --> 00:48:13.640 (static crackles) 1273 00:48:13.640 --> 00:48:14.640 (voice whispering) 1274 00:48:14.640 --> 00:48:16.720 Fuck, I'm losing my mind. 1275 00:48:18.480 --> 00:48:21.480 (Emma sobbing) 1276 00:48:21.480 --> 00:48:25.040 - [Tori] Em? I think Matt's dead. 1277 00:48:25.040 --> 00:48:29.320 We need to get out. We need to get out of here now! 1278 00:48:30.240 --> 00:48:33.200 - Matt? (sobbing) 1279 00:48:33.200 --> 00:48:35.960 (Emma screaming) 1280 00:48:50.880 --> 00:48:51.800 Matt? Matt? 1281 00:48:53.680 --> 00:48:55.040 Oh my god! 1282 00:48:55.040 --> 00:48:56.440 (voice whispering) 1283 00:48:56.440 --> 00:48:59.960 (Emma screaming) 1284 00:48:59.960 --> 00:49:00.800 - Em? Em? 1285 00:49:07.160 --> 00:49:08.160 Open the door! 1286 00:49:08.160 --> 00:49:09.000 Em! Em! 1287 00:49:10.760 --> 00:49:12.400 Open the door, Em! 1288 00:49:12.400 --> 00:49:14.440 (voice echoing) (static crackles) 1289 00:49:14.440 --> 00:49:17.000 (Tori screams) 1290 00:49:18.480 --> 00:49:21.240 (Emma sobbing) 1291 00:49:21.240 --> 00:49:23.840 (both screaming) 1292 00:49:23.840 --> 00:49:26.400 (Emma sobbing) 1293 00:49:38.080 --> 00:49:38.920 Get up! 1294 00:49:44.480 --> 00:49:49.480 Keep going, get away! (sobs) 1295 00:49:52.920 --> 00:49:55.680 (both screaming) 1296 00:50:00.520 --> 00:50:05.520 (voice echoing) (ominous music) 1297 00:50:14.920 --> 00:50:15.840 Okay! Okay! 1298 00:50:17.200 --> 00:50:19.800 (Emma sobbing) 1299 00:50:21.160 --> 00:50:22.080 Okay, okay. 1300 00:50:24.800 --> 00:50:25.640 Oh God. 1301 00:50:50.080 --> 00:50:53.080 Oh God. (sobs) 1302 00:50:53.080 --> 00:50:54.760 Okay, what the fuck? 1303 00:51:04.200 --> 00:51:06.160 Please, please. 1304 00:51:06.160 --> 00:51:08.720 (both sobbing) 1305 00:51:12.120 --> 00:51:13.120 - What the fuck is going on? 1306 00:51:13.120 --> 00:51:18.120 Why is somebody trying to fucking kill us? (sobs) 1307 00:51:18.880 --> 00:51:21.560 - Come on, come on please! Fuck! 1308 00:51:23.440 --> 00:51:27.640 (static crackling) (voice echoing) 1309 00:51:27.640 --> 00:51:30.200 (Tori screams) 1310 00:51:32.720 --> 00:51:33.560 Holy shit. 1311 00:51:37.520 --> 00:51:38.800 Oh God. Oh God. 1312 00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:54.840 (crows cawing) 1313 00:51:54.840 --> 00:51:57.680 (camera whirring) 1314 00:51:59.080 --> 00:52:02.000 (voice whispering) 1315 00:52:12.840 --> 00:52:15.400 - Hello? Hello? - Nobody's here. 1316 00:52:19.360 --> 00:52:23.920 - You're gonna have to. - There's no way. (sobs) 1317 00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:26.840 (static crackling) 1318 00:52:38.440 --> 00:52:42.680 - Right, so here I am in the house finally. 1319 00:52:42.680 --> 00:52:43.840 Very exciting. 1320 00:52:45.120 --> 00:52:47.160 I thought I'd better record some of my findings on here 1321 00:52:47.160 --> 00:52:49.080 so that I don't forget anything when it comes 1322 00:52:49.080 --> 00:52:50.560 to writing up the old thesis, 1323 00:52:53.160 --> 00:52:54.360 so what do we know? - Oh my God. 1324 00:52:54.360 --> 00:52:56.240 I think this was filmed in here. 1325 00:52:57.360 --> 00:52:58.360 - Obviously we know now 1326 00:52:58.360 --> 00:52:59.720 that the Druids were a much more peaceful people 1327 00:52:59.720 --> 00:53:02.440 than the early Christians would have us believe. 1328 00:53:02.440 --> 00:53:03.440 (static crackling) 1329 00:53:03.440 --> 00:53:04.640 However, there was this one man, 1330 00:53:05.480 --> 00:53:08.440 Lord Somerton, who was not so gentle. 1331 00:53:08.440 --> 00:53:11.360 (static crackling) 1332 00:53:14.320 --> 00:53:15.320 So... 1333 00:53:15.320 --> 00:53:18.160 (painting thumps) 1334 00:53:19.480 --> 00:53:22.240 (static buzzing) 1335 00:53:31.680 --> 00:53:34.160 There was a myth, a local myth, 1336 00:53:34.160 --> 00:53:36.720 that Lord Somerton convinced his followers 1337 00:53:36.720 --> 00:53:39.800 that the way to true power was through human sacrifice. 1338 00:53:39.800 --> 00:53:41.760 Every month at the full moon, 1339 00:53:41.760 --> 00:53:44.760 a woman would be taken from a neighbouring village. 1340 00:53:44.760 --> 00:53:49.760 (wind howling) (static crackling) 1341 00:53:50.080 --> 00:53:52.280 They should be brought here, 1342 00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:55.360 they should be tied to a tree and drained of blood. 1343 00:53:55.360 --> 00:53:57.680 The idea being that the life force, the energy, 1344 00:53:57.680 --> 00:54:01.760 and the blood would flow into the standing stone. 1345 00:54:03.400 --> 00:54:05.280 (Emma screams) 1346 00:54:05.280 --> 00:54:06.120 (body splats) 1347 00:54:06.120 --> 00:54:08.680 (crows cawing) 1348 00:54:10.280 --> 00:54:13.320 (Tori sobbing) 1349 00:54:13.320 --> 00:54:16.920 (Lord Somerton whispering) 1350 00:54:32.760 --> 00:54:35.360 (wind howling) 1351 00:54:36.800 --> 00:54:39.880 I don't know how long I've been here. 1352 00:54:41.000 --> 00:54:42.200 I feel like I'm losing my mind. 1353 00:54:45.000 --> 00:54:46.040 My name is Ash Blake. 1354 00:54:47.560 --> 00:54:48.480 I'm a professor of anthropology 1355 00:54:48.480 --> 00:54:50.720 specialising in the ancient rituals of the Celtic people 1356 00:54:50.720 --> 00:54:52.160 of the British Isles. 1357 00:54:54.680 --> 00:54:56.480 I found the standing stone of Lord Somerton. 1358 00:55:01.080 --> 00:55:01.920 I've come to believe that the stones 1359 00:55:01.920 --> 00:55:04.280 gave him an otherworldly power 1360 00:55:04.280 --> 00:55:09.280 and I can feel it here in this house. 1361 00:55:10.040 --> 00:55:13.600 (Lord Somerton whispering) 1362 00:55:18.240 --> 00:55:19.680 I dream about the dagger every night. 1363 00:55:21.560 --> 00:55:24.680 Like he's calling me. 1364 00:55:28.120 --> 00:55:31.080 (wind howling) 1365 00:55:31.080 --> 00:55:31.920 When there's a full moon. 1366 00:55:32.880 --> 00:55:34.720 There's always a full moon. 1367 00:55:37.400 --> 00:55:38.200 I need... 1368 00:55:43.320 --> 00:55:44.440 I feel like he's watching me. 1369 00:55:45.480 --> 00:55:48.040 (crows cawing) 1370 00:55:49.360 --> 00:55:51.560 He's pulling me in. 1371 00:55:51.560 --> 00:55:56.560 (ominous music) (static crackles) 1372 00:55:58.520 --> 00:56:02.160 (Tori sobbing hysterically) 1373 00:56:08.000 --> 00:56:09.320 - [Louise] Live. 1374 00:56:11.000 --> 00:56:13.760 - (sobs) Oh God. 1375 00:56:27.560 --> 00:56:28.600 (knocking on door) 1376 00:56:28.600 --> 00:56:29.440 Oh my God! 1377 00:56:32.680 --> 00:56:35.280 (Tori sobbing) 1378 00:56:38.200 --> 00:56:39.200 (knocking on door) 1379 00:56:39.200 --> 00:56:40.040 Who is it? 1380 00:56:42.960 --> 00:56:45.360 - [Louise] I'm with catering. 1381 00:56:49.160 --> 00:56:50.320 - Oh my God! 1382 00:56:50.320 --> 00:56:51.720 Okay, okay, okay. 1383 00:56:53.160 --> 00:56:55.800 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1384 00:56:57.600 --> 00:56:59.160 Oh my god. Oh fuck. 1385 00:57:05.000 --> 00:57:10.000 - Okay, I've watched this. 1386 00:57:10.840 --> 00:57:12.560 What the fuck is it? 1387 00:57:39.200 --> 00:57:42.400 - You've called for someone, right? 1388 00:57:42.400 --> 00:57:43.600 Yeah, yeah? Help. 1389 00:57:46.400 --> 00:57:48.840 - No. - Okay. (sobs) 1390 00:57:56.400 --> 00:57:58.120 Oh God. Okay, okay. 1391 00:57:59.640 --> 00:58:01.800 But okay, have you got, have you got reception? 1392 00:58:01.800 --> 00:58:03.280 Have you? 1393 00:58:03.280 --> 00:58:04.840 - No. - Okay. 1394 00:58:04.840 --> 00:58:07.120 - I haven't got any signal. - Okay, oh fuck. 1395 00:58:09.240 --> 00:58:10.680 - [Louise] Have you seen my friend? 1396 00:58:10.680 --> 00:58:11.480 Have you seen my friend? 1397 00:58:11.480 --> 00:58:14.080 - No. No. 1398 00:58:14.920 --> 00:58:17.000 - Fuck! She came upstairs because she heard something 1399 00:58:17.000 --> 00:58:18.280 and she didn't believe me. 1400 00:58:20.280 --> 00:58:22.760 - No, no, no. - You haven't seen her? 1401 00:58:22.760 --> 00:58:23.880 Well then where is she? 1402 00:58:23.880 --> 00:58:25.840 - I don't know. But we, I think we have to get out. 1403 00:58:26.680 --> 00:58:30.000 I think we, we have to get out. 1404 00:58:30.000 --> 00:58:31.800 (Lord Somerton whispering) 1405 00:58:31.800 --> 00:58:33.800 - What the fuck is that? 1406 00:58:33.800 --> 00:58:35.600 - I don't know. But I think he's coming. 1407 00:58:35.600 --> 00:58:38.000 Get me out! - Okay, it's okay. 1408 00:58:40.080 --> 00:58:42.680 (crows cawing) 1409 00:58:42.680 --> 00:58:44.160 What the fuck was that? 1410 00:58:44.160 --> 00:58:45.160 (metal clangs) 1411 00:58:45.160 --> 00:58:46.880 Can you hear that? 1412 00:58:46.880 --> 00:58:49.800 - Yeah. - He's coming, he's coming. 1413 00:58:49.800 --> 00:58:52.600 (Tori whimpering) 1414 00:58:54.200 --> 00:58:56.920 - Oh, fuck. - Can you hear that? 1415 00:58:56.920 --> 00:58:59.200 - Go! Go! - Oh God. 1416 00:58:59.200 --> 00:59:02.400 (Lord Somerton whispering) 1417 00:59:02.400 --> 00:59:03.240 Okay. 1418 00:59:04.880 --> 00:59:06.120 Oh, Thea? Thea? 1419 00:59:08.520 --> 00:59:09.520 Oh my god. 1420 00:59:09.520 --> 00:59:12.080 - Quick, quick, quick, quick! - Oh my god, it's following! 1421 00:59:12.080 --> 00:59:15.640 (Lord Somerton whispering) 1422 00:59:18.600 --> 00:59:21.320 (metal clangs) 1423 00:59:21.320 --> 00:59:23.640 - Thea! - No! No! No! No! No! 1424 00:59:24.880 --> 00:59:28.880 (Lord Somerton's voice booming) 1425 00:59:36.360 --> 00:59:39.200 (thunder rumbles) 1426 00:59:48.960 --> 00:59:51.120 - Oh. - Why has it stopped? 1427 00:59:57.400 --> 01:00:00.520 - Oh my goodness. Guys, look at this room. 1428 01:00:02.480 --> 01:00:04.320 Oh my god, granny much. 1429 01:00:06.560 --> 01:00:07.360 YOLO! 1430 01:00:10.480 --> 01:00:12.120 (gasps) Guys, there's loads of stuff. 1431 01:00:12.120 --> 01:00:15.480 There's loads of stuff! Yes! 1432 01:00:17.440 --> 01:00:20.560 Oh yes. Nice, nice, nice. 1433 01:00:21.960 --> 01:00:24.160 (footsteps thumping) (Thea gasps) 1434 01:00:24.160 --> 01:00:26.760 I think they're upstairs. 1435 01:00:28.480 --> 01:00:29.960 Cheeky fuckers! 1436 01:00:32.000 --> 01:00:34.920 I knew it. 1437 01:00:34.920 --> 01:00:36.200 (voice whispers) 1438 01:00:36.200 --> 01:00:38.640 (Thea gasps) 1439 01:00:39.760 --> 01:00:42.440 (Thea chuckles) 1440 01:00:43.400 --> 01:00:45.000 (door creaks) 1441 01:00:45.000 --> 01:00:47.880 (static crackles) (Thea screaming) 1442 01:00:47.880 --> 01:00:51.880 (Lord Somerton's voice booming) 1443 01:01:00.360 --> 01:01:02.000 (Thea coughing) 1444 01:01:02.000 --> 01:01:03.040 (Thea screams) 1445 01:01:03.040 --> 01:01:05.720 (body thumping) 1446 01:01:08.680 --> 01:01:11.280 (Thea gasping) 1447 01:01:12.640 --> 01:01:13.640 Louise! Run! 1448 01:01:19.400 --> 01:01:24.280 (ominous music) (static crackling) 1449 01:01:24.280 --> 01:01:26.200 (thunder rumbles) 1450 01:01:26.200 --> 01:01:30.720 - Thea. (sobbing) 1451 01:01:33.680 --> 01:01:36.600 - Okay, okay. Just stop, stop it. 1452 01:01:36.600 --> 01:01:39.360 (Louise sobbing) 1453 01:01:42.320 --> 01:01:43.920 Maybe she got away. 1454 01:01:43.920 --> 01:01:48.920 (floor creaking) (ominous music) 1455 01:01:52.680 --> 01:01:55.480 (door creaking) 1456 01:01:55.480 --> 01:01:58.200 (Louise sobbing) 1457 01:02:02.400 --> 01:02:05.320 (door clicks shut) 1458 01:02:08.360 --> 01:02:09.960 Go, fucking go! 1459 01:02:09.960 --> 01:02:11.160 - What? No. 1460 01:02:11.160 --> 01:02:12.160 No! 1461 01:02:12.160 --> 01:02:14.680 - You fucking go! - What? 1462 01:02:14.680 --> 01:02:16.720 - [Tori] Okay, wait, wait, wait. 1463 01:02:16.720 --> 01:02:19.600 (both panting) 1464 01:02:19.600 --> 01:02:21.200 - Okay. - Oh my God. 1465 01:02:24.360 --> 01:02:26.640 - Oh fuck! Thea has the keys! 1466 01:02:26.640 --> 01:02:29.160 - What? - Thea has the fucking keys! 1467 01:02:30.040 --> 01:02:32.880 (thunder rumbles) 1468 01:02:34.320 --> 01:02:35.840 - Just fucking go! Just fucking go! 1469 01:02:35.840 --> 01:02:37.840 Just fucking go! Oh god! 1470 01:02:42.040 --> 01:02:43.400 Oh shit, no, no, no, no! 1471 01:02:43.400 --> 01:02:44.440 What the? 1472 01:02:44.440 --> 01:02:45.680 Okay, come on. Come on. 1473 01:02:45.680 --> 01:02:46.920 No, fuck. Wait. 1474 01:02:48.080 --> 01:02:49.680 Oh, fucking hell. 1475 01:02:49.680 --> 01:02:51.240 - Okay. - Oh, come on! 1476 01:02:51.240 --> 01:02:52.680 - Fuck. - Come on! 1477 01:02:56.320 --> 01:02:57.920 (thunder rumbles) 1478 01:02:57.920 --> 01:03:00.680 (both screaming) 1479 01:03:16.120 --> 01:03:17.120 - Oh my god! 1480 01:03:22.040 --> 01:03:26.560 Oh god. (panting) 1481 01:03:38.040 --> 01:03:40.880 (thunder rumbles) 1482 01:03:42.560 --> 01:03:45.960 (Tori breathing heavily) 1483 01:03:53.560 --> 01:03:54.360 - Fuck. 1484 01:04:09.040 --> 01:04:11.960 (thunder rumbling) 1485 01:04:12.880 --> 01:04:14.760 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 1486 01:04:17.600 --> 01:04:18.600 (crow caws) 1487 01:04:18.600 --> 01:04:21.160 (Louise gasps) 1488 01:04:23.880 --> 01:04:25.840 (branch snaps) 1489 01:04:25.840 --> 01:04:28.600 (bird screeches) 1490 01:04:39.880 --> 01:04:40.760 Fuck, fuck! 1491 01:04:44.680 --> 01:04:45.520 Oh my god. 1492 01:04:47.280 --> 01:04:50.200 (thunder rumbling) 1493 01:04:51.520 --> 01:04:54.360 (water splashing) 1494 01:04:57.280 --> 01:04:58.080 - Oh fuck! 1495 01:05:02.640 --> 01:05:07.400 Oh my god! (panting) 1496 01:05:25.440 --> 01:05:28.520 (Tori sobbing) 1497 01:05:28.520 --> 01:05:30.000 Oh fuck, oh! 1498 01:05:30.000 --> 01:05:32.840 (crows cawing) 1499 01:05:32.840 --> 01:05:36.080 (Tori panting) 1500 01:05:36.080 --> 01:05:38.760 (leaves rustle) 1501 01:05:44.880 --> 01:05:47.280 (Tori gasps) 1502 01:05:48.120 --> 01:05:51.960 (Lord Somerton voice echoing) 1503 01:05:56.920 --> 01:06:00.040 (Tori screaming) 1504 01:06:00.040 --> 01:06:00.880 Oh my god! 1505 01:06:12.760 --> 01:06:13.760 - Oh my god. 1506 01:06:14.800 --> 01:06:17.200 Fucking fucking fuck. 1507 01:06:17.200 --> 01:06:20.000 (Lord Somerton's voice echoing) 1508 01:06:20.000 --> 01:06:20.840 Fuck! 1509 01:06:22.000 --> 01:06:26.000 (Lord Somerton's voice echoing) 1510 01:06:46.200 --> 01:06:48.760 (Tori sobbing) 1511 01:06:58.360 --> 01:07:00.920 (crows cawing) 1512 01:07:19.040 --> 01:07:19.880 - Oh fuck. 1513 01:07:27.120 --> 01:07:27.960 Okay. 1514 01:07:33.480 --> 01:07:34.320 Oh my god. 1515 01:07:35.720 --> 01:07:37.920 Oh my god. It's all right. 1516 01:07:39.240 --> 01:07:40.160 Okay. Okay. 1517 01:07:42.880 --> 01:07:43.880 Oh fuck, no! 1518 01:07:46.000 --> 01:07:47.280 Fuck, I'm gonna be okay. 1519 01:07:47.280 --> 01:07:52.280 I'm gonna be okay. (sobs) 1520 01:07:52.760 --> 01:07:53.600 Okay. 1521 01:08:00.760 --> 01:08:03.320 (crows cawing) 1522 01:08:13.640 --> 01:08:15.640 (telephone ringing) 1523 01:08:15.640 --> 01:08:16.639 Oh fuck! Oh! 1524 01:08:18.639 --> 01:08:21.040 (telephone ringing) 1525 01:08:21.040 --> 01:08:22.639 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1526 01:08:22.639 --> 01:08:23.479 Jeff? What? 1527 01:08:23.479 --> 01:08:24.399 (dial tone beeps) 1528 01:08:24.399 --> 01:08:26.160 Fuck! No, no, no, no! 1529 01:08:27.240 --> 01:08:28.080 Oh fuck! 1530 01:08:29.000 --> 01:08:30.000 (branches snapping) 1531 01:08:30.000 --> 01:08:32.840 (Tori screaming) 1532 01:08:32.840 --> 01:08:36.840 (Lord Somerton's voice booming) 1533 01:08:42.120 --> 01:08:45.479 (Lord Somerton speaks in foreign language) 1534 01:08:45.479 --> 01:08:48.040 (metal clangs) 1535 01:08:58.680 --> 01:09:01.280 (crows cawing) 1536 01:09:10.680 --> 01:09:11.520 - Oh fuck! 1537 01:09:13.800 --> 01:09:17.200 (Lord Somerton chanting) 1538 01:09:39.880 --> 01:09:42.840 (thunder rumbles) 1539 01:09:42.840 --> 01:09:43.760 Fuck! Fuck! 1540 01:09:46.680 --> 01:09:47.840 Thea! Thea! 1541 01:09:47.840 --> 01:09:48.760 Thea! Fuck! 1542 01:09:49.800 --> 01:09:51.200 Thea! Thea! Thea! 1543 01:09:52.440 --> 01:09:54.200 Please, please! 1544 01:09:54.200 --> 01:09:55.120 No, no, no. 1545 01:09:57.240 --> 01:09:59.080 I'm gonna get you out of here. 1546 01:09:59.080 --> 01:10:00.920 Don't worry. Don't worry. 1547 01:10:00.920 --> 01:10:02.200 - Just please go. - I'm so sorry. 1548 01:10:02.200 --> 01:10:04.400 - Just run. Okay? - This was all my idea. 1549 01:10:04.400 --> 01:10:05.440 I'm so sorry! 1550 01:10:05.440 --> 01:10:09.440 - [Thea] Take the footage and run, okay? 1551 01:10:09.440 --> 01:10:11.080 - I can't, I can't leave without you. 1552 01:10:11.080 --> 01:10:14.559 (Lord Somerton voice booming) 1553 01:10:14.559 --> 01:10:15.719 - No, run! Go! 1554 01:10:17.360 --> 01:10:20.200 (static crackles) 1555 01:10:21.719 --> 01:10:24.320 (metal clangs) 1556 01:10:25.880 --> 01:10:29.440 (blood squelching) 1557 01:10:29.440 --> 01:10:32.120 (Thea coughing) 1558 01:10:34.320 --> 01:10:38.840 Please! (sobs) 1559 01:10:38.840 --> 01:10:41.400 (crows cawing) 1560 01:10:46.639 --> 01:10:49.559 (flames crackling) 1561 01:10:50.600 --> 01:10:54.040 (Lord Somerton chanting) 1562 01:11:00.440 --> 01:11:03.000 (crows cawing) 1563 01:11:21.639 --> 01:11:24.400 (chanting stops) 1564 01:11:29.440 --> 01:11:32.280 (static crackles) 1565 01:11:53.960 --> 01:11:57.040 (crows cawing) 1566 01:11:57.040 --> 01:11:59.600 (car rumbling) 1567 01:12:25.600 --> 01:12:28.320 (car door slams) 1568 01:12:37.600 --> 01:12:40.160 (crows cawing) 1569 01:12:59.760 --> 01:13:03.840 - [Hattie] Hello? Grey? 1570 01:13:05.760 --> 01:13:06.719 Tori? 1571 01:13:07.920 --> 01:13:09.760 Sorry it's taken so long. 1572 01:13:12.280 --> 01:13:14.280 Where the hell are they? 1573 01:13:16.880 --> 01:13:17.719 Hello. 1574 01:13:19.080 --> 01:13:21.280 (door creaks) 1575 01:13:21.280 --> 01:13:24.840 (Lord Somerton voice echoing) 1576 01:13:24.840 --> 01:13:27.600 (dramatic music) 1577 01:13:32.320 --> 01:13:35.760 (static crackles) 1578 01:13:35.760 --> 01:13:38.440 (ominous music) 1579 01:16:10.440 --> 01:16:13.840 (intense drumming music)