1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:44,820 --> 00:00:47,120 Good morning, residents of Los Angeles. 4 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,410 Hi, I'm Ry. 5 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,840 First, I wanna say I'm really excited about this contest. 6 00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:00,970 This is what I've always wanted. 7 00:01:04,380 --> 00:01:05,340 Computer on. 8 00:01:06,970 --> 00:01:08,610 A little bit about myself. 9 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:09,510 I live in LA. 10 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:13,020 I guess it'd be cool if that mattered. 11 00:01:13,020 --> 00:01:15,090 Here's what can kill you today. 12 00:01:15,090 --> 00:01:17,550 Downtown is experiencing deadly heat. 13 00:01:17,550 --> 00:01:20,130 The west side is experiencing deadly cold. 14 00:01:20,130 --> 00:01:22,200 As always, please do not leave your home. 15 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,920 Like everyone else, I have a job. 16 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,840 I enjoy a good challenge. 17 00:01:30,570 --> 00:01:32,550 As for hobbies, I like to cook. 18 00:01:36,910 --> 00:01:37,740 Ah. 19 00:01:39,570 --> 00:01:41,120 I love to eat. 20 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,070 And I get some pretty sick views 21 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:45,480 out of my window. 22 00:01:56,820 --> 00:02:00,030 But I spend most of my time and money on CNKTR. 23 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:05,330 If I'm being real, it's the thing I want most in life. 24 00:02:05,330 --> 00:02:06,430 I wanna find the one- 25 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:08,460 Hi, I'm Dallas from CNKTR. 26 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:11,520 Do you wanna live life like you've never lived life- 27 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,530 No. Let me change that. 28 00:02:13,530 --> 00:02:15,280 I need to find the one. 29 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:19,680 Good morning residents of Los Angeles. 30 00:02:21,060 --> 00:02:22,560 Hi, I'm Ria. 31 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:26,220 Honestly, I don't even know why I'm doing this. 32 00:02:26,220 --> 00:02:29,610 What are the odds of me winning? One in a trillion? 33 00:02:29,610 --> 00:02:31,950 A little about me. I live in LA. 34 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:34,170 I just love all the beach and sun. 35 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:37,830 Computer on. 36 00:02:37,830 --> 00:02:39,990 Here's what can kill you today. 37 00:02:39,990 --> 00:02:41,820 Downtown is experiencing deadly- 38 00:02:43,890 --> 00:02:45,480 I am Deputy Vice Director 39 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:48,780 of software development at Voyanox. 40 00:02:48,780 --> 00:02:50,820 Yup. That Voyanox. 41 00:02:50,820 --> 00:02:52,920 One of the biggest companies in the world. 42 00:02:54,150 --> 00:02:55,820 You could say I have a dream job. 43 00:02:58,110 --> 00:02:59,550 Sure, I'll do it, 44 00:02:59,550 --> 00:03:00,660 even though it's your job 45 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:03,610 and then you'll probably get promoted before me, fuckhead. 46 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:09,780 One thing I do love 47 00:03:09,780 --> 00:03:12,780 is being a mom to my beautiful babies. 48 00:03:12,780 --> 00:03:16,890 I have Sandy, Andy, Cornelius, and Todd. 49 00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:18,870 Yes, I'm talking about my plants. 50 00:03:18,870 --> 00:03:19,920 Don't judge me. 51 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:23,640 So why am I entering this contest 52 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:26,310 if my life seems so perfect? 53 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:29,550 Well, if I'm being honest, 54 00:03:29,550 --> 00:03:32,120 I'd say something's missing- 55 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,770 Hey, do you wanna live life the way people used to? 56 00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:37,620 I need a change. 57 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:40,230 Now it's time to answer the prods. 58 00:03:40,230 --> 00:03:41,550 Prod number one. 59 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:44,130 The last time I truly connected with someone was, 60 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:48,420 well, I thought I connected with someone a while ago, 61 00:03:48,420 --> 00:03:50,950 but it didn't work out. 62 00:03:51,780 --> 00:03:53,560 Hey, do you ever think about meeting someone? 63 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:54,390 In person? 64 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,750 I haven't found that spark since then. 65 00:04:02,070 --> 00:04:05,220 The last time I connected with someone? 66 00:04:05,220 --> 00:04:06,360 Is it controversial to say 67 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,790 that connecting is a little bit unnecessary? 68 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:16,050 I'm perfectly fine on my own, thank you. Next question. 69 00:04:16,050 --> 00:04:17,460 Prod number two. 70 00:04:17,460 --> 00:04:20,550 I think I should be chosen for this contest because, 71 00:04:20,550 --> 00:04:24,480 well, finding the one would give my life real meaning. 72 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:27,060 I could finally have someone to share my life with. 73 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:30,770 Why should I be chosen for this contest? 74 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,400 Because I want to win, 75 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,020 and I'll do whatever it takes. 76 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:38,460 Yeah, I mean, I could hardly believe it myself. 77 00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:40,020 Prod number three. 78 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:42,820 I'll know I've connected with someone when, 79 00:04:42,820 --> 00:04:45,660 I don't know, when she connects with me too. 80 00:04:47,470 --> 00:04:48,550 That's so funny. 81 00:04:48,550 --> 00:04:50,430 Well, I mean, it's true. 82 00:04:50,430 --> 00:04:51,870 You're funny. 83 00:04:51,870 --> 00:04:53,760 Right? 84 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,190 Ah.... 85 00:04:58,770 --> 00:05:00,510 Hey, you know, 86 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:02,640 I think this is actually going pretty well. 87 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:05,570 Do you wanna maybe keep doing this 88 00:05:05,570 --> 00:05:09,280 like, everyday? 89 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:14,280 You know, as boyfriend slash girlfriend or something? 90 00:05:18,210 --> 00:05:19,040 Well? 91 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,830 Ry, we just met. 92 00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:25,320 That's a lot to put on someone you just met. 93 00:05:27,270 --> 00:05:28,200 Oh no. 94 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:30,640 We could be friends though? 95 00:05:32,490 --> 00:05:33,790 Do you wanna be friends? 96 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:37,540 Yeah... 97 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:39,980 Okay, bye. 98 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,120 You can ignore me, 99 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,200 but you can't escape me, alright? 100 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,150 Because, why would you want to? 101 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:05,070 We have the opportunity of a lifetime. 102 00:06:05,070 --> 00:06:06,840 If you miss it, oof. 103 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:08,100 It's not coming back, baby. 104 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:08,930 That's right. 105 00:06:08,930 --> 00:06:12,030 You could win our first ever true love contest. 106 00:06:12,030 --> 00:06:15,630 You get to spend three full days in an actual house, 107 00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:17,760 just like the old days! 108 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:18,720 And you won't be alone, 109 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,280 because one other person 110 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:23,670 selected by our state of the art algorithm will join you. 111 00:06:23,670 --> 00:06:26,610 If you prove to be truly compatible with this other person, 112 00:06:26,610 --> 00:06:29,280 you get to live in that house forever. 113 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,350 So what are you waiting for. Who knows? 114 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,570 You might just meet the one. 115 00:06:33,570 --> 00:06:35,310 So that's my story. 116 00:06:35,310 --> 00:06:39,270 And if I win this contest and do meet the one, 117 00:06:39,270 --> 00:06:40,440 I know this sounds cheesy, 118 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,890 but I think my life will be complete. 119 00:06:43,890 --> 00:06:45,780 So let's do this. 120 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:54,780 Bro. She said that? 121 00:06:54,780 --> 00:06:56,700 Yeah, and I thought that things were going well. 122 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:58,740 Bro, that sucks. 123 00:06:58,740 --> 00:07:01,350 But there's still a lot of lovely ladies out there. 124 00:07:01,350 --> 00:07:04,130 Yeah, I just don't why it keeps happening to me though. 125 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:06,530 What am I doing wrong? 126 00:07:07,710 --> 00:07:11,430 Speaking of ladies, you check out that link I sent? 127 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:13,020 I can't stop watching it. 128 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:15,860 And you know what else I do? 129 00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:22,960 Hey, Culver? 130 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,420 Yeah, Ry Ry? 131 00:07:24,420 --> 00:07:25,980 Can we switch off friend mode? 132 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:28,500 What? No. Friends talk about jacking it. 133 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,150 I need counselor mode tonight. 134 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:32,900 Oh. 135 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:35,930 Very well. 136 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:42,930 The link I sent. Do you plan on masturbating to it? 137 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,430 You're still talking about that? 138 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:47,640 Sexual release is very important for mental health, Ry. 139 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:50,160 Well, I think I've been doing just fine without it. 140 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:53,160 Very well. Let's talk about your loneliness. 141 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,390 Whoa. Loneliness? 142 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:57,810 I'm not lonely. I'm just trying to find the one. 143 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:59,700 There's more to life, Ry. 144 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:02,490 Why not try seeking a non-romantic connection? 145 00:08:03,510 --> 00:08:04,830 Well, I have you. 146 00:08:05,730 --> 00:08:08,090 Non-romantic and non-paid. 147 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:11,820 Wait, weren't you just telling me 148 00:08:11,820 --> 00:08:13,200 to look for other ladies? 149 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,630 Well, what I said or did not say 150 00:08:15,630 --> 00:08:18,630 during friend mode is immaterial. 151 00:08:18,630 --> 00:08:22,620 You wanted to know what's wrong? Here it is. 152 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:26,540 You're seeking external fixes instead of looking inside. 153 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:30,330 Can you truly find the one 154 00:08:30,330 --> 00:08:32,970 if you haven't found yourself? 155 00:08:35,790 --> 00:08:37,200 Can we switch back to friend mode? 156 00:08:38,170 --> 00:08:40,130 Oh, that's time. 157 00:08:40,130 --> 00:08:43,660 Oh, check out that porn though, brah. 158 00:08:58,620 --> 00:08:59,730 Cheer up, Ry! 159 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:04,260 Hi, Ria. Counselor mode or friend mode today? 160 00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:06,030 You're entering the contest. 161 00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:08,220 Ria, I am so proud of you. 162 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:10,260 So what caused this change? 163 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:11,090 Change? 164 00:09:11,090 --> 00:09:12,750 You starting to look for people. 165 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:14,580 By entering the contest, I'm assuming that means 166 00:09:14,580 --> 00:09:16,860 this is the start of a new journey. 167 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,210 Oh, sure. 168 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:21,780 You are doing this to meet people, correct? 169 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:24,480 That is one of the requirements. 170 00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:29,610 Ria, I'm gonna switch to friend mode for a moment. 171 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:30,440 Okay. 172 00:09:32,910 --> 00:09:35,460 What is your problem, bitch? 173 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:36,290 Excuse me? 174 00:09:36,290 --> 00:09:37,950 You're really only entering this contest 175 00:09:37,950 --> 00:09:39,780 to win a fucking house? 176 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:42,750 Hey, I tried to get one the regular way. 177 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:46,200 But clearly, I'm not getting a promotion anytime soon, so. 178 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,850 Is that all that fucking matters to you? 179 00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:51,150 A god damn promotion and a motherfucking house? 180 00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:53,160 Now you're just getting abusive. 181 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,620 Fine. Counselor mode it is. 182 00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:02,940 Ria. 183 00:10:02,940 --> 00:10:04,170 If you're selected for this contest, 184 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,810 will you at least give the person a chance? 185 00:10:06,810 --> 00:10:09,570 I will be so nice to him. 186 00:10:09,570 --> 00:10:11,700 But you know how I feel about relationships. 187 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:13,230 You need connection. 188 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:15,990 No house or job or plant 189 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:20,160 will be satisfying if you are totally and completely alone. 190 00:10:22,430 --> 00:10:23,830 Oh, and that's time. 191 00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:29,430 So in conclusion, I really think this contest 192 00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:32,760 will give me what I need. 193 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,760 Yeah. Right. 194 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:44,880 Congratulations, Ria, you've been selected. 195 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:47,610 Ugh 196 00:10:47,610 --> 00:10:48,770 Wait. 197 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,330 Did you say my name? 198 00:10:51,330 --> 00:10:53,270 Of course I did. You know why? 199 00:10:53,270 --> 00:10:55,710 Because you've been selected to be our first participant 200 00:10:55,710 --> 00:10:57,040 in the contest. 201 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,110 I know what you're thinking. 202 00:10:58,110 --> 00:11:00,120 Can I meet this other selectee? 203 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,360 No. 204 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,870 We want it to be like the old days 205 00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:05,520 when people met first in person. 206 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,590 Also, that's gonna help you win the contest. 207 00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:11,220 And I really, really want you to win. 208 00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:13,380 So let your imagination run wild 209 00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:16,260 and soon it will become reality. 210 00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:21,320 Holy- 211 00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:31,710 Tell me, how did you two meet? 212 00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:32,850 I met Olympia- 213 00:11:32,850 --> 00:11:33,720 On CNKTR. 214 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,940 She had this profile and it was all about knitting. 215 00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:37,170 I love knitting. 216 00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:40,260 And I had this profile and it was also all about knitting. 217 00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:41,340 Lowell loves knitting. 218 00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:43,620 So I knitted her a sweater. 219 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,570 And I knitted him a sweater. 220 00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:46,650 And that was it. 221 00:11:46,650 --> 00:11:48,420 We've been together for 12 years. 222 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:52,280 So, how often do you see each other? 223 00:11:53,730 --> 00:11:56,670 See each other? Like, in person? 224 00:11:56,670 --> 00:11:58,860 We've never met in person. 225 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,660 Here's what can kill you today. 226 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:06,630 North Hollywood is experiencing acid rain. 227 00:12:06,630 --> 00:12:09,150 East Hollywood is experiencing acid air. 228 00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:11,610 As always, please do not- 229 00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:13,500 Ria, today's the day. 230 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,390 You cannot keep doing that. 231 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:19,700 Head on over to the door and open it up. 232 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,940 Do I really have to wear this helmet? 233 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:35,580 Potentially, but probably not. 234 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:38,810 The human shipping injury rate's only one in 14. 235 00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:40,250 Oh. 236 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,600 Wait. 237 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:47,270 Welcome aboard, Ry. 238 00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:49,380 Are you ready for the weekend of your dreams? 239 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:51,630 Hell yeah. 240 00:12:51,630 --> 00:12:52,770 Better be. 241 00:12:52,770 --> 00:12:56,320 Great. Strap in. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. 242 00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:08,610 Oh! 243 00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:09,940 Oh my god! 244 00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:10,920 Ah! 245 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:20,820 I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. 246 00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:41,800 You are now outside. 247 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:42,690 Outside? 248 00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:43,710 No, don't worry. 249 00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:45,540 Those sounds are perfectly normal. 250 00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:46,830 Just sit back, relax. 251 00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:49,590 It's all gonna be a little bit longer. 252 00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:51,240 Approximately two hours. 253 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:55,100 Two hours? What if I need to pee? 254 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,090 Ah! 255 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,220 Get excited. It's that time. 256 00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:21,930 Just remember to relax. 257 00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:24,900 Have fun. And do not mess this up. 258 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:28,020 'Cause this is really, really important to me. 259 00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:28,940 And you. 260 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:03,160 Thank you for choosing Personship Shipping. 261 00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:12,000 - Oh! - Oh. 262 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,840 Oh fuck! 263 00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:15,390 Uh. 264 00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:16,860 Hi. 265 00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:17,690 Hi. 266 00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:21,690 I'm, uh. I'm Ry. 267 00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:25,610 Ria. 268 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:30,350 Oh. 269 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:34,080 What are you doing with your hand? 270 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,360 Oh, it's a handshake. 271 00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:39,780 What is a hand shake? 272 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:42,360 You grab a person's hand and shake it. 273 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,980 It's what people used to do back in the day. 274 00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:45,330 I researched. 275 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,550 Really? 276 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:51,180 Grabbing someone's hand as a sign of what, that you met? 277 00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:52,010 Uh. 278 00:15:52,890 --> 00:15:53,760 Guess when you put it that way, 279 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,210 it does sound kind of stupid. 280 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:56,990 What the hell. 281 00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:07,410 Hey there, lovebirds. 282 00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:09,060 Did I surprise you? 283 00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:09,890 Well, that's weird. 284 00:16:09,890 --> 00:16:10,720 You should be used to me by now. 285 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,970 You're here now too? 286 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,880 Yeah. Are you gonna be here the whole time? 287 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:15,960 Well, only if you want me to be. 288 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,070 I mean, you want me to be? 289 00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:18,210 We don't. 290 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,700 Okay, fine. Whatever helps you win the contest. 291 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,590 Well, telling us how we can win this contest 292 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:23,880 will help us win the contest. 293 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,050 Yes, exactly! 294 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,910 The contest is designed to simulate 295 00:16:26,910 --> 00:16:28,830 the start of a beautiful relationship. 296 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:31,170 The kind you'd have like, back in the old days. 297 00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:33,570 So we've curated some old fashioned experiences 298 00:16:33,570 --> 00:16:34,740 for you to do together. 299 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:35,910 And during each experience, 300 00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:37,560 you'll accumulate compatibility points 301 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,390 to the CNKTR app, which will be on your phone. 302 00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:41,160 It's gonna track your mood, your status, 303 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,570 your vital signs, stuff like that. 304 00:16:42,570 --> 00:16:43,620 Yeah. But- 305 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,030 And if you get a hundred points, 306 00:16:45,030 --> 00:16:47,970 you get this house and each other's company forever! 307 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:50,190 I mean, what more could you possibly want? 308 00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:52,140 Maybe, I don't know, a live elephant 309 00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:55,710 or your father's unconditional love. 310 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,510 Anyway, that's the contest. 311 00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:58,530 On the living room table, 312 00:16:58,530 --> 00:17:01,260 you'll find all the instructions you could possibly need. 313 00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:02,460 Best of luck. 314 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:04,260 I really mean that. Please. 315 00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:08,010 Uh. Pft. 316 00:17:08,010 --> 00:17:09,570 Talk about complicated, am I right? 317 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,130 This should help. 318 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,070 Okay. 319 00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:13,900 Let's see. 320 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:16,950 "Hey there, lovebirds." 321 00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:18,480 Jesus. Did he write this too? 322 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:19,770 Yeah. Well at least he's not here. 323 00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:22,440 But shouldn't we slow down for a second? 324 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,620 I feel like if we slow down, he's gonna come back. 325 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:27,300 All right, here's what's first. 326 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:28,860 Day one, experience one. 327 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:29,850 A coffee date. 328 00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:31,230 Okay. Yeah, let's do it. 329 00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:32,280 Yeah. 330 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,430 What's a coffee date? 331 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,570 Alright. 332 00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:39,570 A coffee date is a quick get to know you 333 00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:43,380 over a tasty beverage people once consumed for energy, 334 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:47,250 but now is unnecessary due to our caffeinated cake food. 335 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:49,440 Normally you'd start with small talk, 336 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:53,370 but since you're probably bad at small talk, we have prods. 337 00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:54,480 Why don't we do our own small talk? 338 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,830 I feel like I'm good at it. 339 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,190 Okay. So. 340 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:03,730 Uh. Okay, so. 341 00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:06,030 Ry, do you wanna blow it? 342 00:18:08,490 --> 00:18:09,390 Didn't think so. 343 00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:10,320 Okay. Prod number one. 344 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,600 "My name is." 345 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,370 Now, these prods are stupid. 346 00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:18,300 Okay. Proceed with your own small talk. 347 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:23,300 Um. Well, can I first mention how weird this all is? 348 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,810 Oh my God, this is so weird. 349 00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:28,320 Like, I have an actual person in person 350 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,250 right in front of me. 351 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,720 I can't even remember the last time 352 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,580 I saw an actual person in person. 353 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:35,130 Me too. It's kind of exciting. 354 00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:38,520 It's also kind of terrifying. 355 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:39,930 Do I scare you, Ry? 356 00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:42,490 No. 357 00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:44,910 No. I mean, not you specifically, but just this-. 358 00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:46,010 - I'm kidding. - Whole. 359 00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:48,200 Okay. Wow. 360 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,430 I don't think we could win this house if I scared you. 361 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,590 Yeah, well, we wouldn't want that to happen. 362 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,230 I mean, I am here for the house. 363 00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:56,490 Wait, really? 364 00:18:57,510 --> 00:19:00,480 No, I mean, this house is amazing. 365 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,160 It's so fucking amazing. 366 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,290 I've never even been in a house before. 367 00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:05,520 I used to live in a house. 368 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,560 It was the most beautiful thing. 369 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,360 But I'm here to meet the one. 370 00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:17,210 I've been looking for the one for a really long time. 371 00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:21,390 Oh, I'm sorry. 372 00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:25,590 It's a lot to put on a person you just met. 373 00:19:25,590 --> 00:19:27,240 Especially when you haven't seen an actual person 374 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,770 in person in forever. 375 00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:32,460 Shit, you're right. I blew it. 376 00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,710 You did. Big time. 377 00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:36,900 But you know, 378 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:40,590 I'm assuming we're both here to meet someone, right? 379 00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:42,640 Actually, I'm just here for the coffee. 380 00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,490 Wow. Is it really that bad? 381 00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:57,320 It's so bad. 382 00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:00,800 Well, they're similar names. 383 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,090 Right, right. Well actually my name's not even Ry. 384 00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:04,590 It's Rainier Yosemite 385 00:20:04,590 --> 00:20:06,660 after my parents two favorite places. 386 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,670 Back when you could go to places. 387 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:11,580 Mount Rainier and Yosemite National Park. Right? 388 00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:15,500 That just became RY and then RY just became Ry. 389 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,350 Oh, so you're named after a place too? 390 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,010 Too? What's Ria? 391 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,740 Short for Victoria, Australia. 392 00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:24,240 That's where my parents were born. 393 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:27,480 Australia. Okay. So that's why you talk like that. 394 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,910 Why do you think I talk like this? 395 00:20:29,910 --> 00:20:30,930 You were bored. 396 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,600 Well, I'm not bored now, but- 397 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,980 Hey there, love drinkers. 398 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:35,820 Jesus. 399 00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:36,650 Are you watching us? 400 00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:38,880 I'm just here to say, it's time to get your scores, 401 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,800 which you can get on the CNKTR app. 402 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,000 Good luck. 403 00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:45,240 Well, that was a coffee date. 404 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,640 Yeah. Well, do you think we nailed it? 405 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,050 Well, I definitely nailed it. 406 00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:50,970 Let's see if you held up your end of the bargain. 407 00:20:50,970 --> 00:20:53,220 "Held up my end of the bargain" is my middle name. 408 00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:55,260 Your middle name is Yosemite. 409 00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:57,130 Shit, you remembered. 410 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,160 I could never forget a Yosemite. 411 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,030 Okay, now get out your phone. 412 00:21:00,030 --> 00:21:01,080 Alright, alright. 413 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,870 Lets check the scores. 414 00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:05,320 Okay. 415 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,280 I have no idea what that means. 416 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,170 Hey, I should clarify. 417 00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:14,700 While I'm not watching you, 418 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:16,530 I am watching your scores 419 00:21:16,530 --> 00:21:19,920 and 21 is great. 420 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,200 Aw, with six total planned experiences, 421 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,690 you guys are already ahead of pace to get 100. 422 00:21:24,690 --> 00:21:27,150 So don't mess it up, okay. 423 00:21:27,150 --> 00:21:28,950 Are you ever gonna tell us why you care so much? 424 00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:30,250 It's not Important. Bye. 425 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,530 Wow. We did good. 426 00:21:33,530 --> 00:21:37,710 Well, I guess that means we're pretty compatible. 427 00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:40,830 Yeah, but we are not done yet. 428 00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:43,920 Okay. Well, tell me what's next, Victoria Australia. 429 00:21:44,850 --> 00:21:46,020 Cooking dinner. 430 00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:47,430 With real food? 431 00:21:47,430 --> 00:21:49,620 Yeah. I've always wanted to cook for real. 432 00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:50,580 Really? 433 00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:54,600 Yeah. You know, it just seems fulfilling. 434 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,360 Okay. Well you enjoy cooking dinner 435 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,790 and I am gonna go check out 436 00:21:59,790 --> 00:22:01,500 the rest of my future house. K, bye. 437 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,510 Wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. Come on. 438 00:22:03,510 --> 00:22:05,550 You can't just let me do this alone. 439 00:22:05,550 --> 00:22:07,200 You look plenty capable. 440 00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:11,800 Fine. How can I help chef Ry? 441 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,990 Ah, so how long have you been on CNKTR? 442 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,080 That's a personal question. 443 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,120 Well, this is a personal situation. 444 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,560 How long have you been on CNKTR? 445 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,670 Hey, I asked first. 446 00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:36,990 Not long. 447 00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:38,180 Really? Wait, well, 448 00:22:38,180 --> 00:22:39,830 how have you been meeting people? 449 00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:43,140 At work. 450 00:22:43,140 --> 00:22:43,970 Work? 451 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,270 Yeah. Hey, I am a workaholic. 452 00:22:48,270 --> 00:22:50,820 Can't you tell from all of the work that I'm doing? 453 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:53,490 Yeah, I guess so. 454 00:22:53,490 --> 00:22:57,420 And actually, I think we're done. 455 00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:58,250 Wow. 456 00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:59,880 So, what do you do for work? 457 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:02,310 Oh, hey there, love chefs. 458 00:23:02,310 --> 00:23:03,540 Hope your meal's ready, 459 00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:05,850 'cause it's time to check your score again. 460 00:23:05,850 --> 00:23:07,900 But we haven't even tried the food yet. 461 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,540 Are you here to eat or are you here to win? 462 00:23:14,130 --> 00:23:15,780 Then hit that calculate button. 463 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,540 All right, here we go again. 464 00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:21,540 Yup. Okay. Let's see. 465 00:23:26,430 --> 00:23:27,600 Is that good? 466 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,850 It's even better than last time. 467 00:23:29,850 --> 00:23:34,480 Oh, well, like I said, compatible. 468 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,240 Uh huh... 469 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,520 But is the food good, Chef Ry? 470 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,600 Oh, okay. 471 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,340 I volunteer as guinea pig. 472 00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:43,580 I mean, what if it's like the coffee? 473 00:23:48,810 --> 00:23:50,370 What, is it bad? 474 00:23:50,370 --> 00:23:51,780 Oh my God. 475 00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:52,970 It's real food. 476 00:23:54,420 --> 00:23:55,860 - Hey. - Oh, it's so crunchy. 477 00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:56,790 Let me try. Whoa. 478 00:23:56,790 --> 00:23:57,620 Holy moly. 479 00:23:57,620 --> 00:23:59,100 I've never tried crunchy stuff- 480 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,890 But before we eat the food, 481 00:24:01,890 --> 00:24:04,760 we have to prepare for the next experience. 482 00:24:10,410 --> 00:24:14,650 Day one, experience three, our first real dinner date. 483 00:24:16,650 --> 00:24:17,820 But don't rush into it. 484 00:24:21,270 --> 00:24:22,620 You want to look your best. 485 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:29,390 And moving too fast might make the whole thing fall apart. 486 00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:02,980 What happened to your face? 487 00:25:03,930 --> 00:25:05,670 This is exactly how they used to do makeup 488 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,230 back in the day. 489 00:25:07,230 --> 00:25:08,570 Oh, well, you know, 490 00:25:08,570 --> 00:25:10,590 I think you actually look kind of great. 491 00:25:11,430 --> 00:25:12,420 Oh, thank you. 492 00:25:13,410 --> 00:25:15,630 You actually kind of look great too. 493 00:25:18,390 --> 00:25:19,840 Except for your torn up face. 494 00:25:21,210 --> 00:25:24,180 Uh. Well, you should see the shaver that did this to me. 495 00:25:28,050 --> 00:25:30,210 Wait, what's that on your leg? 496 00:25:30,210 --> 00:25:31,410 Nothing. 497 00:25:31,410 --> 00:25:32,640 Let's go date. 498 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,060 Well, I, oh, oh, okay. Okay. Okay. 499 00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:39,570 We ate so much real food. 500 00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:42,930 We did. 501 00:25:44,030 --> 00:25:46,260 Are we supposed to be talking? 502 00:25:46,260 --> 00:25:47,800 In addition to eating? 503 00:25:49,260 --> 00:25:50,220 Okay. Lemme check. 504 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:52,650 Ah. 505 00:25:55,140 --> 00:25:56,250 Yes. 506 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:58,620 Ah, okay. Well- 507 00:26:00,540 --> 00:26:03,660 Deputy vice director of software development at Voyanox. 508 00:26:04,590 --> 00:26:05,590 You asked what I do. 509 00:26:06,570 --> 00:26:07,400 That's it. 510 00:26:08,730 --> 00:26:10,320 Oh, whoa. 511 00:26:11,650 --> 00:26:12,490 What? 512 00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:16,200 You know, Voyanox is huge. 513 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,780 And software development? That's pretty cool, and- 514 00:26:20,070 --> 00:26:23,250 Deputy vice director? That sounds really important. 515 00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:24,270 Yeah. 516 00:26:24,270 --> 00:26:26,640 You're like, a huge success. 517 00:26:28,290 --> 00:26:29,250 Yeah. 518 00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:30,690 You don't think so? 519 00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:33,420 I'm trying. 520 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:38,550 I'm not where I wanna be in the company. 521 00:26:38,550 --> 00:26:40,350 I mean, you'll get there 522 00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:42,210 and you're clearly smart and driven 523 00:26:42,210 --> 00:26:44,640 and I'm sure you're great to work with. 524 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,050 And you know what? If if they don't see that, 525 00:26:46,050 --> 00:26:47,130 then you can tell 'em to fuck off 526 00:26:47,130 --> 00:26:48,390 and you could probably kill it somewhere else. 527 00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:49,830 I know you would. 528 00:26:49,830 --> 00:26:52,820 You don't just leave a company like Voyanox. 529 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:54,800 Well, what do you like about it there? 530 00:26:56,610 --> 00:26:57,440 Um. 531 00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:01,350 You know what? I think that is enough sharing 532 00:27:01,350 --> 00:27:03,620 for our first real dinner date. 533 00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:05,130 Ugh. Okay. 534 00:27:05,130 --> 00:27:07,020 So do we get our scores now? 535 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,120 It's optional. 536 00:27:10,350 --> 00:27:11,650 What's the other option? 537 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:14,760 Keep the night going. 538 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,400 Are we supposed to be talking here too? 539 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,230 I thought the details of my job 540 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:29,400 blew your mind so much 541 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,710 that you couldn't handle anymore talking. 542 00:27:31,710 --> 00:27:34,350 You're right. I'm still picking up the pieces. 543 00:27:34,350 --> 00:27:36,360 Of, you know, my blown mind. 544 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,260 Right. Get it. 545 00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:38,280 Oh, I got it. 546 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,620 In fact, here's another piece. You missed it. 547 00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:41,620 Oh, is that right? 548 00:27:48,650 --> 00:27:51,230 You're right. We should talk. 549 00:27:52,830 --> 00:27:54,800 When was the last time you were on a date? 550 00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:57,080 Never. 551 00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:00,810 Never? 552 00:28:00,810 --> 00:28:02,260 I'm a workaholic, remember? 553 00:28:03,690 --> 00:28:06,300 When was the last time you were on a date? 554 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:08,760 When have I ever not been on a date? 555 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,550 Really? Then why are you still single? 556 00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:22,580 Oh, sorry. I didn't meant to say that. 557 00:28:22,710 --> 00:28:26,100 And, I guess this is why I don't date, huh? 558 00:28:29,490 --> 00:28:31,230 No, you know what? Uh. 559 00:28:31,230 --> 00:28:32,730 Fuck it, I'll tell this story. 560 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:35,640 Her name was Tulsa. 561 00:28:37,530 --> 00:28:40,230 We had been dating virtually for about two months. 562 00:28:42,060 --> 00:28:43,140 I know that's not that long. 563 00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:45,420 And people go years or sometimes forever. 564 00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:47,850 But I wanted to be different. 565 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,150 I really thought she was the one. 566 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:57,060 So I wanted to make a grand gesture. 567 00:28:57,060 --> 00:29:02,060 I saved up three paychecks and I shipped myself to her. 568 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:09,120 Wow. That's bold and expensive. 569 00:29:10,140 --> 00:29:12,040 So when I got in my shipping box, 570 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,190 I was video chatting with her. 571 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,920 She was acting weird and saying she wasn't sure about it. 572 00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,690 And then when I got to her door, 573 00:29:25,620 --> 00:29:28,350 she said that she couldn't do it anymore. 574 00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:32,370 And she ended the chat. And then she blocked me. 575 00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:38,770 I had to call customer service. 576 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,150 I was stuck in that box for six hours. 577 00:29:47,790 --> 00:29:49,140 Never heard from her again. 578 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:55,590 Wow. That really sucks. 579 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,270 Yeah. Yeah, it did. 580 00:30:03,650 --> 00:30:06,380 But it's also kind of funny. 581 00:30:06,380 --> 00:30:07,210 What? 582 00:30:07,210 --> 00:30:10,440 You were stuck in a box for six hours. 583 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,270 You can't give me that image and expect me not to laugh. 584 00:30:16,260 --> 00:30:20,670 Uh. Yeah. I mean, I guess it is pretty funny. 585 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,150 You know, probably got a lot of frequent shipper miles. 586 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:32,780 What would you have done if you had gotten there? 587 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,730 Would you have- 588 00:30:35,730 --> 00:30:36,560 No. Uh 589 00:30:37,410 --> 00:30:38,850 No, I mean, I don't even think that it- 590 00:30:38,850 --> 00:30:39,680 Same. 591 00:30:41,910 --> 00:30:43,310 So what would you have done? 592 00:30:44,490 --> 00:30:45,320 Uh. 593 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,830 Talked like we are, 594 00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:53,400 ate like we did 595 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:54,230 and uh, 596 00:30:58,470 --> 00:30:59,730 I always imagined a hug. 597 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,030 A hug? 598 00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:04,890 Yeah. Yeah. 599 00:31:04,890 --> 00:31:07,980 I mean, I haven't hugged anyone since my parents. 600 00:31:07,980 --> 00:31:11,610 And even then it's been like, I dunno, 13 years. 601 00:31:13,590 --> 00:31:14,820 Yeah. Same. 602 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:17,740 And those hugs were pretty cold. 603 00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:26,710 Do you wanna hug right now? 604 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,370 Are you serious? 605 00:31:29,370 --> 00:31:31,870 Well, why not? It might improve our score. 606 00:31:31,870 --> 00:31:34,540 Yeah, you're right. Our score. 607 00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:45,040 Oh. 608 00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:50,230 Oh. 609 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,050 Are we really doing this? 610 00:31:53,050 --> 00:31:55,060 Shut up and just go with it. 611 00:31:55,060 --> 00:31:56,410 Whoa. 612 00:31:56,410 --> 00:31:58,080 Is it good? 613 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,230 It's really good. 614 00:32:00,230 --> 00:32:03,140 It's so good, right. Oh my God. 615 00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:03,970 Oh. 616 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,240 Hug me. 617 00:32:09,630 --> 00:32:11,330 I am hugging you. 618 00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:13,010 Hug me harder. 619 00:32:13,010 --> 00:32:13,840 Oh. 620 00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:14,670 Oh. 621 00:32:14,670 --> 00:32:17,510 I don't think I can go much longer. 622 00:32:17,510 --> 00:32:18,840 Don't stop. 623 00:32:24,470 --> 00:32:25,550 Yeah. Whoa. 624 00:32:34,150 --> 00:32:35,700 Should we check our score? 625 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:37,430 Yeah. 626 00:32:49,110 --> 00:32:51,000 Tell us your story. How did you meet? 627 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,200 Sam and I met- 628 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,970 Before the world went to hell. 629 00:32:53,970 --> 00:32:55,650 It was only part way to hell. 630 00:32:56,700 --> 00:32:58,740 Remember safe hours? 631 00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:02,060 Once we stayed out after safe hours. 632 00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:04,800 We were a hot couple. 633 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:05,970 Gross 634 00:33:05,970 --> 00:33:07,650 And then when we got promotions, 635 00:33:07,650 --> 00:33:10,530 we actually moved into this huge place. 636 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:13,500 It has rooms, plural. 637 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:17,180 We did a lot in these rooms. 638 00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:19,290 Ew. Seriously. 639 00:33:19,290 --> 00:33:23,790 It was so much space. Until we had Alex. 640 00:33:23,790 --> 00:33:27,180 We love Alex so much. 641 00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:28,920 And we love the fact that Alex's ass 642 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,660 moves out once school is over. 643 00:33:32,420 --> 00:33:33,430 Don't say that. 644 00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:36,990 Fine. We do love that fact. 645 00:33:36,990 --> 00:33:38,730 I am right here. 646 00:33:38,730 --> 00:33:39,940 Of course you are. 647 00:33:39,940 --> 00:33:41,860 Where else would you be? 648 00:33:44,220 --> 00:33:45,400 Good morning, resident of 649 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,970 Los Angeles outer reaches. 650 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,770 Lancaster is on fire. 651 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,250 Palmdale is underwater. 652 00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:56,040 Please do not leave your home. 653 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,780 Hey. 654 00:34:13,590 --> 00:34:17,700 Do you want breakfast? 655 00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:18,530 Sure. 656 00:34:20,550 --> 00:34:22,140 Maybe toast? 657 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:25,620 Why are you being so awkward? 658 00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:27,990 Oh, sorry. It's on the schedule. 659 00:34:27,990 --> 00:34:29,100 What? 660 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,990 Awkward morning after talk. 661 00:34:30,990 --> 00:34:32,610 It is not on the schedule. 662 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:35,330 Well shit. 663 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:43,800 That coffee date was pretty good. 664 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,960 Yeah. Best one ever. 665 00:34:51,270 --> 00:34:53,910 That dinner too. You know. Quite the chef. 666 00:34:53,910 --> 00:34:54,780 Yeah. 667 00:34:54,780 --> 00:34:55,680 Best chef ever. 668 00:35:00,420 --> 00:35:01,590 That hug was super amazing. 669 00:35:01,590 --> 00:35:03,500 Oh my God. That hug was fucking amazing. 670 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:04,860 It was better than I imagined. 671 00:35:04,860 --> 00:35:05,940 I'd do it again. 672 00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:06,780 Me too. 673 00:35:08,490 --> 00:35:09,320 Not right now though. 674 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,280 Oh, yeah. Definitely not now. 675 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:17,340 Man, can I just say, I just, 676 00:35:17,340 --> 00:35:20,040 I really feel like something amazing is happening here. 677 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:20,870 Right? 678 00:35:20,870 --> 00:35:25,870 You know, there's so much that we've gone through 679 00:35:25,870 --> 00:35:27,840 just in this one day. 680 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:28,770 I feel like- 681 00:35:28,770 --> 00:35:29,600 Ry. 682 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,470 Something is happening. 683 00:35:31,470 --> 00:35:32,570 You know, I know that, 684 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:34,860 I know it's only been one day, 685 00:35:34,860 --> 00:35:37,110 but you know, it's whole other life- 686 00:35:37,110 --> 00:35:39,750 I don't wanna be in a relationship. 687 00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:41,580 Oh yeah. Me neither. 688 00:35:41,580 --> 00:35:43,350 No, really. 689 00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:44,180 I mean it. 690 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:47,330 What? 691 00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:49,770 I know this is weird 692 00:35:49,770 --> 00:35:54,770 because things are going really well here. 693 00:35:54,990 --> 00:35:58,380 It's just, I had to say it now. 694 00:36:01,230 --> 00:36:02,340 Are you serious? 695 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:05,510 Yeah. 696 00:36:08,970 --> 00:36:10,830 Why does this keep happening to me? 697 00:36:10,830 --> 00:36:13,980 Ry, it's not you. I just don't want one at all. 698 00:36:19,130 --> 00:36:22,080 That actually is pretty funny. 699 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:22,910 Ry. 700 00:36:26,490 --> 00:36:27,870 Why are you even here? 701 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:30,650 The coffee. 702 00:36:34,650 --> 00:36:35,480 Fine. 703 00:36:41,220 --> 00:36:43,230 I'm here to win the house. 704 00:36:43,230 --> 00:36:45,810 I lived in a house when I was a little kid, 705 00:36:45,810 --> 00:36:48,060 but we lost it when my parents split up. 706 00:36:49,170 --> 00:36:53,910 And then I saw this contest and I thought, why not? 707 00:36:53,910 --> 00:36:55,650 Even if it means I have to live with a random guy 708 00:36:55,650 --> 00:36:56,760 for the rest of my life. 709 00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:57,660 No offense. 710 00:36:57,660 --> 00:36:59,370 Yeah, and you decided not to tell that random guy 711 00:36:59,370 --> 00:37:00,200 until now. 712 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,230 I wanted to. 713 00:37:01,230 --> 00:37:02,520 I don't like to lie, 714 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:07,170 but yesterday, when I saw an actual other person 715 00:37:07,170 --> 00:37:09,000 and we were having such a good time. 716 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,350 Yeah, we were. 717 00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:13,140 Was that hug even real? 718 00:37:13,140 --> 00:37:14,130 Yes, it was. 719 00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:16,590 And it was really good. 720 00:37:16,590 --> 00:37:18,030 It was amazing. 721 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:23,610 Ry, I understand if you don't wanna talk to me 722 00:37:23,610 --> 00:37:25,800 or see me for the rest of the weekend, 723 00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:31,820 but I had a really good time and I know you did too. 724 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:35,010 And it's not like you live in some palace either. 725 00:37:35,010 --> 00:37:36,990 So maybe if you want, 726 00:37:36,990 --> 00:37:39,540 we could band together and try to win this house. 727 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,630 I don't know. It's all up to you. 728 00:37:56,970 --> 00:38:00,450 Good job making the awkward morning after talk awkward. 729 00:38:00,450 --> 00:38:01,280 Ry 730 00:38:02,460 --> 00:38:04,260 Why don't you want a relationship? 731 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:10,470 Because people always let you down. 732 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,740 Well, opposed to your job, which is going great. 733 00:38:13,740 --> 00:38:15,390 Hey, I'm trying. 734 00:38:16,290 --> 00:38:19,800 Besides, why does everyone have to be with somebody? 735 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,170 Why can't I just be really successful? 736 00:38:22,170 --> 00:38:23,850 Get the promotion I deserve. 737 00:38:23,850 --> 00:38:25,260 Use that money to buy a house 738 00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:27,150 and take really good care of my- 739 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,990 Fuck! My plants! 740 00:38:30,990 --> 00:38:32,130 What? Ria. 741 00:38:32,130 --> 00:38:33,240 I forgot my plants. 742 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,820 Ria, your plants are fine. 743 00:38:35,820 --> 00:38:37,140 What? 744 00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:38,340 Yeah. I saw them yesterday 745 00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:40,080 before your shipping box went away. 746 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,230 So I set them up here and gave them water. 747 00:38:42,230 --> 00:38:44,080 Sorry I forgot to tell you. 748 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,980 I wanted it to be a- 749 00:38:45,980 --> 00:38:46,810 Whoa. 750 00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:51,030 Wait. You gave them water? 751 00:38:51,990 --> 00:38:52,920 Yeah. 752 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:53,910 How much? 753 00:38:55,570 --> 00:38:56,400 Enough? 754 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,770 No, no, no, no, no. 755 00:38:58,770 --> 00:38:59,920 What did you do? 756 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:00,810 I thought I was helping. 757 00:39:00,810 --> 00:39:02,210 Well, clearly you weren't. 758 00:39:03,830 --> 00:39:04,660 Ugh. 759 00:39:07,110 --> 00:39:11,580 You know, I got them out of the shipping box. 760 00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:13,800 Right. Because I fucked up. 761 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,180 Because I'm a fuck up. 762 00:39:16,150 --> 00:39:18,480 But you could've told me, 763 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,800 instead of trying to make it into another grand gesture. 764 00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:28,050 How can I fix this? 765 00:39:28,050 --> 00:39:28,880 Oh, I don't know, Ry. 766 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,480 Can you go back in time 767 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,310 and find someone else for this contest 768 00:39:32,310 --> 00:39:34,530 who's not gonna drown my plants 769 00:39:34,530 --> 00:39:37,170 and then drown me in relationship talk. 770 00:39:38,070 --> 00:39:43,070 Hey there. Is everything okay here? 771 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:49,020 You know, you should have checked your scores by now and- 772 00:39:50,010 --> 00:39:52,900 You can get your score later. Yeah. 773 00:40:44,540 --> 00:40:46,710 Oh, hey. Hey Ry. 774 00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:49,270 Hey. This is an important- 775 00:40:58,300 --> 00:40:59,130 Ria! Ria! 776 00:40:59,990 --> 00:41:01,240 Okay. You need- 777 00:41:02,250 --> 00:41:03,090 Shit. 778 00:41:22,770 --> 00:41:23,940 Ry Ry. 779 00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:25,020 Hey Culver. 780 00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:26,370 You've literally never called me 781 00:41:26,370 --> 00:41:28,830 outside of your work-sanctioned time slot. 782 00:41:28,830 --> 00:41:30,000 I need to talk. 783 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,070 It's uh, it's pretty late, bro. 784 00:41:32,070 --> 00:41:33,820 But I will give you five minutes. 785 00:41:39,180 --> 00:41:40,010 Whoa. 786 00:41:40,890 --> 00:41:42,540 You really did fuck up. 787 00:41:43,380 --> 00:41:45,660 Wait, I thought you were on counselor mode. 788 00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:48,330 I am. That's how much you fucked up. 789 00:41:48,330 --> 00:41:50,010 Do I just leave? 790 00:41:50,010 --> 00:41:50,940 Do you wanna? 791 00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:56,340 Oh, good. 792 00:41:56,340 --> 00:41:58,110 Because if you said yes, I was gonna have to kill you. 793 00:41:58,110 --> 00:42:00,630 But what's the point if he wants something that I don't? 794 00:42:00,630 --> 00:42:02,490 And she wants something that I don't. 795 00:42:02,490 --> 00:42:04,240 The fucking point, Ria? 796 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:06,510 I'll tell you the point. 797 00:42:06,510 --> 00:42:09,540 And look, I mean, I'll show you how serious I am. 798 00:42:09,540 --> 00:42:10,560 Hang on a second. 799 00:42:12,060 --> 00:42:13,590 You were having fun. Yes? 800 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:16,650 Yeah. 801 00:42:16,650 --> 00:42:18,930 And you were connecting, right? 802 00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:21,270 I mean, I guess we were. 803 00:42:21,270 --> 00:42:22,920 Then keep going. 804 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:24,300 Keep connecting. 805 00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:27,540 Keep learning about yourself in the process. 806 00:42:27,540 --> 00:42:29,570 You never know where it's gonna lead you. 807 00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:32,770 Yeah. 808 00:42:33,900 --> 00:42:35,250 Yeah? 809 00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:36,240 Yeah! 810 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:37,110 That was a very 811 00:42:37,110 --> 00:42:39,570 uncharacteristically enthusiastic yeah, Ria. 812 00:42:39,570 --> 00:42:43,460 By connecting with her, I'll make her come around. 813 00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:44,290 No, bruh, no. 814 00:42:44,290 --> 00:42:46,200 I'm gonna make him drop the whole relationship thing. 815 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,420 Oh no, no. Ria, that's not what I meant. 816 00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:49,650 This is great, Culver. 817 00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:50,480 Ry. 818 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,750 Tomorrow, it's happening. 819 00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:52,580 Ria- 820 00:43:07,130 --> 00:43:09,030 I hear the two of you share an apartment. 821 00:43:09,030 --> 00:43:09,990 I used to live in a house. 822 00:43:09,990 --> 00:43:10,920 Here we go. 823 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,030 What? 824 00:43:12,030 --> 00:43:13,200 I did. 825 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,300 Wait till you hear how it was really big. 826 00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:17,730 867 square feet. 827 00:43:18,690 --> 00:43:21,240 Then I was cheated on. 828 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:24,060 Turns out that piece of shit had another house. 829 00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:26,670 953 square feet. 830 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,870 I've never lived in a house. 831 00:43:30,870 --> 00:43:32,730 But then I met Ojai here. 832 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:34,920 A studio's perfect. 833 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,020 You got a bed, a desk, 834 00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:39,150 a counter, a window. 835 00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:41,040 What more do you need? 836 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:44,550 Now I live in 154 square feet 837 00:43:44,550 --> 00:43:45,600 with another person. 838 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,760 But, the important thing is, I'm happy. 839 00:43:52,950 --> 00:43:57,950 I'm actually the happiest I've ever been. 840 00:43:58,140 --> 00:44:00,090 Actually, me too. 841 00:44:03,660 --> 00:44:05,060 I do miss that house though. 842 00:44:07,710 --> 00:44:09,020 Good morning, resident of 843 00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:10,710 Los Angeles Outer Reaches. 844 00:44:11,730 --> 00:44:14,620 Highland Park is experiencing locust swarms. 845 00:44:18,180 --> 00:44:19,680 Silver Lake is just gone. 846 00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:23,050 As always, do not leave your home. 847 00:44:28,350 --> 00:44:29,180 Hi. 848 00:44:31,830 --> 00:44:32,660 Hi. 849 00:44:47,220 --> 00:44:48,620 I'm sorry about your plants. 850 00:44:49,740 --> 00:44:51,930 It's okay. They might survive. 851 00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:56,310 I'm sorry for not telling you 852 00:44:56,310 --> 00:44:58,680 that I didn't wanna be in a relationship. 853 00:44:59,710 --> 00:45:01,830 It's okay. I might survive. 854 00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:10,140 Where's Dallas when you need him? 855 00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:11,580 "Hey there, lovebirds." 856 00:45:11,580 --> 00:45:12,600 "You ruined everything, 857 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,630 but please keep doing the contest." 858 00:45:18,990 --> 00:45:22,530 So, are you still in this contest? 859 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,410 Are you still in the contest? 860 00:45:25,410 --> 00:45:27,960 I mean, I can stay. 861 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:29,650 Me too. 862 00:45:29,650 --> 00:45:30,870 Okay. 863 00:45:30,870 --> 00:45:33,090 We should probably check our scores then. 864 00:45:33,090 --> 00:45:34,170 Gotta see where we are. 865 00:45:34,170 --> 00:45:36,750 If we can get to 84 by day one- 866 00:45:36,750 --> 00:45:38,880 We could definitely get to a hundred today. 867 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,590 Right? 868 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,490 We went down? 869 00:45:47,490 --> 00:45:49,330 I didn't even know that was possible. 870 00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:50,700 Yo. Hey there, lovebirds. 871 00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:52,470 - Whoa! - What in the fuck? 872 00:45:53,460 --> 00:45:54,630 This is nice. 873 00:45:54,630 --> 00:45:56,660 Well, sorta nice. 874 00:45:56,660 --> 00:46:01,660 Blorp me, Zorg. 875 00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:05,610 So, I guess I owe you guys an explanation. 876 00:46:05,610 --> 00:46:07,920 Yeah. Like 20. 877 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,360 Okay. Uh. 878 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:12,610 I... 879 00:46:12,610 --> 00:46:13,990 Oh, god. 880 00:46:13,990 --> 00:46:15,480 I want my dad to love me. 881 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:19,590 How's that an explanation? 882 00:46:19,590 --> 00:46:22,230 Oh, right. Yeah. Okay. Context. 883 00:46:22,230 --> 00:46:24,750 My dad is the CEO of CNKTR. 884 00:46:24,750 --> 00:46:25,580 My boss. 885 00:46:26,490 --> 00:46:27,330 Okay... 886 00:46:27,330 --> 00:46:29,940 Well, he's never taken me seriously. Ever. 887 00:46:29,940 --> 00:46:32,310 So finally I go in his office and I say, 888 00:46:32,310 --> 00:46:36,540 "Dad, I've got this idea to take CNKTR to the next level." 889 00:46:36,540 --> 00:46:38,880 'Cause we connect people online. 890 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:42,240 Why don't we connect people in person? 891 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:43,410 He said I'm an idiot. 892 00:46:43,410 --> 00:46:45,030 And then I went out and cried a bunch. 893 00:46:45,030 --> 00:46:47,070 And then I reminded him that I'm his only son. 894 00:46:47,070 --> 00:46:49,620 So he let me launch it as a pilot program. 895 00:46:49,620 --> 00:46:50,450 And that's- 896 00:46:54,390 --> 00:46:56,280 That's supposed to get him to love you? 897 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,420 Yeah, maybe. 898 00:46:57,420 --> 00:46:59,970 But if I fail, then I have to leave the company 899 00:46:59,970 --> 00:47:02,370 and I get totally cut off, and uh. 900 00:47:02,370 --> 00:47:04,830 Then it's, um, over. 901 00:47:06,510 --> 00:47:07,340 Yeah. 902 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,590 Why don't you rig it so that we win? 903 00:47:10,590 --> 00:47:11,850 No, he would know. 904 00:47:11,850 --> 00:47:13,170 Yeah. He would know, 905 00:47:13,170 --> 00:47:14,520 then he would think I'm even more of an idiot 906 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:15,510 than he already thinks, 907 00:47:15,510 --> 00:47:16,440 which is, 908 00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,520 I don't know if that's even possible. 909 00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:18,360 That's a lot of idiot. 910 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,620 But you're allowed to come here? 911 00:47:19,620 --> 00:47:22,530 But I'm allowed to come here and help you guys. 912 00:47:22,530 --> 00:47:24,240 Yes, exactly. 913 00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:28,200 So long as you guys are actually genuinely connecting 914 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:29,520 to get to a hundred points, 915 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,920 which, oh my god, you guys are doing really bad. 916 00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,510 What? 917 00:47:33,510 --> 00:47:34,410 We know. 918 00:47:34,410 --> 00:47:36,590 I don't get it? You were doing so well. What happened? 919 00:47:36,590 --> 00:47:38,670 No, no, no. Don't tell me. 920 00:47:38,670 --> 00:47:39,930 You got it figured out. 921 00:47:39,930 --> 00:47:41,580 None of my business. I'll just... 922 00:47:42,450 --> 00:47:43,410 We figured it out. 923 00:47:43,410 --> 00:47:44,370 Yeah, totally. 924 00:47:44,370 --> 00:47:45,480 Great. 925 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,510 We just need to do one more big grand experience 926 00:47:48,510 --> 00:47:49,340 to take us there. 927 00:47:49,340 --> 00:47:50,910 A wedding. 928 00:47:50,910 --> 00:47:51,960 A wedding? 929 00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,430 Not like, legally binding though. 930 00:47:53,430 --> 00:47:55,230 Yeah. I don't wanna question your methods, 931 00:47:55,230 --> 00:47:57,510 but how does a wedding even make sense right now? 932 00:47:57,510 --> 00:47:59,130 It doesn't, unless you think about 933 00:47:59,130 --> 00:48:01,380 all the emotions you're gonna be feeling. 934 00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:02,760 And according to our compatibility tech, 935 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,050 emotions equal points. 936 00:48:04,050 --> 00:48:05,670 You guys, you guys need a lot of points 937 00:48:05,670 --> 00:48:07,020 because you really messed up somehow. 938 00:48:07,020 --> 00:48:08,130 I just don't get what happened. 939 00:48:08,130 --> 00:48:08,960 - You we're going so- - But didn't you say 940 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,470 that if we moved too fast, 941 00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:11,700 that would put things in jeopardy? 942 00:48:11,700 --> 00:48:13,770 Let's not get hung up on who said what 943 00:48:13,770 --> 00:48:17,190 and focus on the fact that this is an emergency. 944 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,070 Yeah. 945 00:48:20,070 --> 00:48:21,480 Yeah what? 946 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,310 Let's do it. 947 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,310 Okay. Yeah, let's do it. 948 00:48:26,310 --> 00:48:27,560 Let's do it. 949 00:48:28,830 --> 00:48:30,030 Traditionally, the bride and groom 950 00:48:30,030 --> 00:48:31,440 don't see each other beforehand, 951 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:35,010 but since separating you isn't gonna help your score, 952 00:48:35,010 --> 00:48:37,470 we're gonna do something a little different. 953 00:48:37,470 --> 00:48:39,540 This is quite the experience, huh? 954 00:48:39,540 --> 00:48:41,820 Decorating our own wedding? 955 00:48:41,820 --> 00:48:44,220 I just think Dallas didn't wanna do any work. 956 00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:46,230 No. Just this whole thing. 957 00:48:46,230 --> 00:48:49,070 It's interesting. 958 00:48:49,070 --> 00:48:50,180 I don't know what you're talking about, Ry. 959 00:48:50,180 --> 00:48:53,130 This is how I always pictured my wedding. 960 00:48:53,130 --> 00:48:55,140 You really never thought about getting married? 961 00:48:55,140 --> 00:48:57,110 No, not really. 962 00:48:57,110 --> 00:48:58,560 Not even as a little kid? 963 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,420 I'm supposed to, because I'm a girl. 964 00:49:00,420 --> 00:49:02,340 No, because you're a person. 965 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:04,480 My parents were... 966 00:49:07,950 --> 00:49:09,780 Yeah, you don't need to hear the story. 967 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:11,760 Well, maybe telling this story 968 00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:13,680 will make us more compatible. 969 00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:16,980 Fine. 970 00:49:23,550 --> 00:49:25,740 My parents despised being together. 971 00:49:27,390 --> 00:49:31,970 They always told me, "People will always let you down." 972 00:49:32,940 --> 00:49:35,640 But I didn't listen to them. Not at first. 973 00:49:36,810 --> 00:49:40,980 I got a job at Voyanox right out of college. 974 00:49:41,910 --> 00:49:44,480 Being a young woman in a company like that, 975 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:45,870 it was overwhelming. 976 00:49:47,610 --> 00:49:51,150 But there was this guy, Eli. 977 00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:53,820 He was really nice. 978 00:49:54,870 --> 00:49:57,810 He started around the same time as me. 979 00:49:57,810 --> 00:50:02,580 He was friendly, supportive, there for me. 980 00:50:04,580 --> 00:50:08,990 I felt like we were friends. Maybe more than that? 981 00:50:10,770 --> 00:50:13,860 He would listen whenever I had frustrations, 982 00:50:15,850 --> 00:50:17,490 and I had a lot of frustrations. 983 00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:22,720 And then one day a job opened up above us 984 00:50:23,970 --> 00:50:26,190 and he told me that he wasn't going to apply 985 00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:27,750 and that I should apply. 986 00:50:29,130 --> 00:50:30,450 That I deserved it. 987 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,740 And that I was way more qualified than him. 988 00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:40,410 And apparently he showed all my messages to our boss. 989 00:50:40,410 --> 00:50:42,260 All the ones where I was complaining. 990 00:50:43,740 --> 00:50:46,830 So he got promoted and I got stuck. 991 00:50:50,550 --> 00:50:51,380 So yeah, 992 00:50:52,590 --> 00:50:53,800 I did let someone in 993 00:50:55,140 --> 00:50:56,390 and look where it got me. 994 00:51:02,850 --> 00:51:03,680 Alright, who's ready 995 00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,150 for the happiest day in their lives? 996 00:51:09,150 --> 00:51:11,190 Lotta- what the hell's going on in here? 997 00:51:11,190 --> 00:51:14,310 Is there a gas in here? 998 00:51:14,310 --> 00:51:15,690 Whatever. No time for that crap. 999 00:51:15,690 --> 00:51:17,730 You need to write your vows. 1000 00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:21,100 What in the hell are vows? 1001 00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:23,670 Vows are where you express your love 1002 00:51:23,670 --> 00:51:24,750 for the other person. 1003 00:51:25,950 --> 00:51:27,540 Love? 1004 00:51:27,540 --> 00:51:29,400 Love, like, tolerance. 1005 00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:32,070 It's all the same. Just write nice things. 1006 00:51:42,540 --> 00:51:44,070 You think this can support my weight? 1007 00:51:44,070 --> 00:51:45,570 I'm just kidding. 1008 00:51:45,570 --> 00:51:47,610 All right, now's the time. 1009 00:51:47,610 --> 00:51:49,470 Uh, first, we'd like to say thank you 1010 00:51:49,470 --> 00:51:52,110 to our esteemed guests and witnesses. 1011 00:51:52,110 --> 00:51:55,920 Hi, I'm Culver, Ry's counselor. 1012 00:51:55,920 --> 00:52:00,390 Hi, I'm Ash, Ria's counselor. 1013 00:52:00,390 --> 00:52:01,640 Ria, you can enter now. 1014 00:52:02,970 --> 00:52:06,150 ♪ Wedding day ♪ 1015 00:52:06,150 --> 00:52:08,860 ♪ It's the day of the wedding day ♪ 1016 00:52:08,860 --> 00:52:11,330 ♪ She's coming on down the chute ♪ 1017 00:52:11,330 --> 00:52:13,920 ♪ She's walking with those nice little shoes ♪ 1018 00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:16,660 ♪ And he's all ready to say yes ♪ 1019 00:52:16,660 --> 00:52:18,750 ♪ And she's wearing that dress ♪ 1020 00:52:18,750 --> 00:52:20,020 ♪ Its what we call the ♪ 1021 00:52:20,020 --> 00:52:22,930 ♪ W-E double double D-I-N-G ♪ 1022 00:52:27,690 --> 00:52:30,270 Ria, you look amazing. 1023 00:52:30,270 --> 00:52:31,100 Thank you. 1024 00:52:31,100 --> 00:52:33,240 Are you sure you wanna go through with this? 1025 00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:34,070 Ry Ry. 1026 00:52:34,070 --> 00:52:35,630 You sure you wanna do this, bro? 1027 00:52:35,630 --> 00:52:37,630 Shut up. Do not, I can shut you down. 1028 00:52:37,630 --> 00:52:39,750 Well, just, uhhh! Okay? 1029 00:52:39,750 --> 00:52:41,730 Hey everybody. Hi. 1030 00:52:41,730 --> 00:52:44,130 So this is a wedding. 1031 00:52:44,130 --> 00:52:44,960 Uh huh. 1032 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,440 I've never officiated wedding before. 1033 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,810 Real or fake, but I do know this. 1034 00:52:48,810 --> 00:52:52,500 We are here to celebrate two people's love. 1035 00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:54,150 We'll make this quick. 1036 00:52:54,150 --> 00:52:54,990 Back in the old days, 1037 00:52:54,990 --> 00:52:56,430 the only be reason people would go to a wedding 1038 00:52:56,430 --> 00:52:58,560 is for the free alcohol, so. 1039 00:52:58,560 --> 00:52:59,940 We'll just get right to the vows. 1040 00:52:59,940 --> 00:53:00,810 Ria, you're first. 1041 00:53:00,810 --> 00:53:01,680 Me? 1042 00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:03,540 It's alphabetical order. It's just kind of how they- 1043 00:53:03,540 --> 00:53:05,760 Like in the old days, right. 1044 00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,320 Okay. 1045 00:53:10,380 --> 00:53:11,610 Ry, 1046 00:53:11,610 --> 00:53:15,210 when I first got here, I didn't really care about you. 1047 00:53:15,210 --> 00:53:17,660 You were just some guy who was gonna help me win. 1048 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,690 Oh, but then I got to know you. 1049 00:53:24,690 --> 00:53:26,700 I actually enjoyed talking to you 1050 00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:28,740 and experiencing things with you 1051 00:53:28,740 --> 00:53:30,600 and listening to your jokes. 1052 00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:31,430 Some of them. 1053 00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,160 Then there was that hug. 1054 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:34,990 Hug? 1055 00:53:34,990 --> 00:53:37,590 You challenge me, Ry, in a good way. 1056 00:53:37,590 --> 00:53:39,930 You look at things in ways I don't. 1057 00:53:41,010 --> 00:53:43,200 You make me think about things I never did. 1058 00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:47,880 These past three days have been the happiest I've ever been. 1059 00:53:50,340 --> 00:53:51,270 I hope I... 1060 00:53:53,700 --> 00:53:55,260 I hope we win this contest. 1061 00:53:56,130 --> 00:53:57,060 Great. Really good. 1062 00:53:57,060 --> 00:53:58,560 Now, over to you, Ry. 1063 00:54:00,270 --> 00:54:01,100 Ria. 1064 00:54:01,100 --> 00:54:05,190 I've been looking for someone for as long as I can remember. 1065 00:54:05,190 --> 00:54:07,530 And then I saw you. 1066 00:54:08,610 --> 00:54:12,150 And from that moment, I knew you were special. 1067 00:54:12,150 --> 00:54:16,620 You saw the world differently, you questioned everything, 1068 00:54:17,610 --> 00:54:19,530 and you were so fun. 1069 00:54:19,530 --> 00:54:24,090 From our coffee day to our dinner to that hug, 1070 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:29,340 which was really, really, really amazing. 1071 00:54:29,340 --> 00:54:30,360 What's with this hug? 1072 00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:32,220 I've enjoyed every minute. 1073 00:54:32,220 --> 00:54:34,540 I've had the time of my life, 1074 00:54:34,540 --> 00:54:36,810 and I wanna keep having the time of my life. 1075 00:54:37,770 --> 00:54:41,190 Ria, I truly think you might be the one. 1076 00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:44,640 Great. 1077 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,830 Oh you're done, right? Okay. 1078 00:54:46,830 --> 00:54:47,730 That was really great. 1079 00:54:47,730 --> 00:54:49,290 Okay, now I get to the best part. 1080 00:54:49,290 --> 00:54:50,970 Please join hands. 1081 00:54:51,930 --> 00:54:53,730 Ry, do you take Ria 1082 00:54:53,730 --> 00:54:56,370 to be the person that you will live in this house with 1083 00:54:56,370 --> 00:54:57,660 forever? 1084 00:54:57,660 --> 00:54:58,830 Unless you sell it, or- 1085 00:54:58,830 --> 00:54:59,790 I do. 1086 00:54:59,790 --> 00:55:00,620 You do. Okay. 1087 00:55:00,620 --> 00:55:03,560 Ria, do you take Ry to be the person that you'll live with 1088 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,280 in this house forever, 1089 00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:07,290 et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, you know? 1090 00:55:07,290 --> 00:55:08,360 Yeah, I do. 1091 00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:10,710 Amazing. Okay. 1092 00:55:10,710 --> 00:55:12,540 And now it's the part where we see if anyone objects, 1093 00:55:12,540 --> 00:55:14,310 but given there's only two witnesses, 1094 00:55:14,310 --> 00:55:15,480 I highly doubt any- 1095 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:16,770 Wait. 1096 00:55:16,770 --> 00:55:18,360 Wait? 1097 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:19,290 What's happening? 1098 00:55:19,290 --> 00:55:21,270 You just said I might be the one. 1099 00:55:21,270 --> 00:55:22,110 It's a fake wedding. 1100 00:55:22,110 --> 00:55:23,850 I was just saying what I thought I was supposed to. 1101 00:55:23,850 --> 00:55:24,810 Really, Ry? 1102 00:55:24,810 --> 00:55:27,330 You're totally fine with just staying in this house 1103 00:55:27,330 --> 00:55:28,360 with no relationship? 1104 00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:29,780 What, no relationship? 1105 00:55:29,780 --> 00:55:31,770 Is this really the best time to get into this? 1106 00:55:31,770 --> 00:55:33,420 - Yes. - Get into it. 1107 00:55:33,420 --> 00:55:34,650 Ry, I don't think you're gonna be okay 1108 00:55:34,650 --> 00:55:35,910 with this arrangement. 1109 00:55:35,910 --> 00:55:38,430 You literally only care about finding the one. 1110 00:55:38,430 --> 00:55:40,080 What? That's not true. 1111 00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,250 Name one other thing. 1112 00:55:42,300 --> 00:55:43,130 Cooking. 1113 00:55:43,130 --> 00:55:45,830 Did you ever actually cook before two days ago? 1114 00:55:45,830 --> 00:55:46,670 Right. It's all about me, 1115 00:55:46,670 --> 00:55:48,310 and not because you're too scared. 1116 00:55:49,980 --> 00:55:51,930 Oh, fine. 1117 00:55:51,930 --> 00:55:53,010 Let's go through with this. 1118 00:55:53,010 --> 00:55:54,230 I unobject. 1119 00:55:54,230 --> 00:55:55,060 Okay, great. 1120 00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:55,910 I now pronounce you- 1121 00:55:55,910 --> 00:55:56,990 Well, now I object. 1122 00:55:56,990 --> 00:55:57,960 Oh, come on. 1123 00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:59,040 People will always let you down. 1124 00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:00,750 That's the philosophy that you live your life by? 1125 00:56:00,750 --> 00:56:01,620 Well, have I been wrong? 1126 00:56:01,620 --> 00:56:02,580 Look at you right now. 1127 00:56:02,580 --> 00:56:03,810 You're the one who objected! 1128 00:56:03,810 --> 00:56:05,070 After you called me the one. 1129 00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:06,020 That's because I- 1130 00:56:06,900 --> 00:56:09,300 You just run full speed at everyone, don't you? 1131 00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:10,130 Look at Tulsa. 1132 00:56:10,130 --> 00:56:12,120 She showed no interest in seeing you in person, 1133 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,340 yet you shipped yourself to her anyway. 1134 00:56:14,340 --> 00:56:17,640 And then when you saw me, you just couldn't help yourself. 1135 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:18,930 You even drowned my plants 1136 00:56:18,930 --> 00:56:20,970 because you didn't know when to stop. 1137 00:56:20,970 --> 00:56:22,500 I said I was sorry, okay? 1138 00:56:27,270 --> 00:56:28,500 Okay. Is that it? 1139 00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:29,580 But lemme just say something. 1140 00:56:29,580 --> 00:56:30,410 Damn it! 1141 00:56:30,410 --> 00:56:32,100 At least I run to things instead of away from them. 1142 00:56:32,100 --> 00:56:34,200 And I'm sorry about your parents, and I'm sorry about Eli. 1143 00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,240 But you can't just hide behind these experiences 1144 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:37,590 and never do anything ever. 1145 00:56:37,590 --> 00:56:38,420 I hide? 1146 00:56:38,420 --> 00:56:39,900 You clearly hate your job. 1147 00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:41,100 Why don't you do something else? 1148 00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:42,360 I don't wanna do something else. 1149 00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:44,820 I wanna be appreciated for what I already do. 1150 00:56:44,820 --> 00:56:46,080 Then leave. 1151 00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:47,270 What would happen if you even tried 1152 00:56:47,270 --> 00:56:48,590 to look outside the company? 1153 00:56:48,590 --> 00:56:50,550 What would happen if you did literally anything 1154 00:56:50,550 --> 00:56:52,470 outside of trying to find the one? 1155 00:56:52,470 --> 00:56:54,540 Am I really the one, 1156 00:56:54,540 --> 00:56:57,540 or am I just the only one left willing to still talk to you? 1157 00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,270 Do you really like this house, huh? 1158 00:57:00,270 --> 00:57:01,590 Or is it just something to distract you 1159 00:57:01,590 --> 00:57:03,600 from the emptiness of your repetitive life? 1160 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,390 Well, sorry for trying to fill it! 1161 00:57:05,390 --> 00:57:07,470 What do you think I'm trying to do? 1162 00:57:08,310 --> 00:57:10,050 That was some great personal work. 1163 00:57:10,050 --> 00:57:11,790 Fucking did it, bro. 1164 00:57:11,790 --> 00:57:13,430 Maybe want take a little break, huh? 1165 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:17,750 Shut the fuck up, Dallas! 1166 00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:19,920 So that's all this is, huh? 1167 00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:21,270 Yeah, I guess so. 1168 00:57:23,370 --> 00:57:26,450 That's it. Get the fuck out! 1169 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,940 You have 30 minutes to vacate the premises 1170 00:57:29,940 --> 00:57:31,140 or you will be arrested. 1171 00:57:32,210 --> 00:57:33,360 What? 1172 00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,410 Guess my dad's never gonna love me now. 1173 00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:53,430 Do not attempt to hide. 1174 00:57:53,430 --> 00:57:55,020 Your net worth will be cut in half 1175 00:57:55,020 --> 00:57:56,700 every minute past the deadline. 1176 00:57:59,490 --> 00:58:01,980 Please leave all Old Days clothing behind. 1177 00:58:01,980 --> 00:58:05,160 It will be sanitized and then burned. 1178 00:58:14,630 --> 00:58:17,020 What about the rest? 1179 00:58:17,020 --> 00:58:18,440 They didn't make it. 1180 00:58:20,570 --> 00:58:21,570 I'm sorry. 1181 00:58:24,980 --> 00:58:27,080 So this is it? 1182 00:58:31,350 --> 00:58:33,570 Why wouldn't it be? 1183 00:59:37,420 --> 00:59:38,250 Why don't you tell us 1184 00:59:38,250 --> 00:59:39,990 how you and Cooper met? 1185 00:59:39,990 --> 00:59:42,200 Cooper and I met on CNKTR. 1186 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,730 It was after my first husband and I split up. 1187 00:59:44,730 --> 00:59:48,240 Some younger ladies at work told me to sign up. 1188 00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:49,950 I refused. 1189 00:59:49,950 --> 00:59:52,400 But they did it for me anyway. 1190 00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:54,870 And one day before you knew it, 1191 00:59:54,870 --> 00:59:57,330 this man was sending me nudes. 1192 00:59:59,100 --> 01:00:02,400 It wasn't unsolicited on his part. 1193 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,590 My colleagues put in my profile, 1194 01:00:04,590 --> 01:00:07,560 "Please send nudes." 1195 01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:11,910 He had some good nudes and a good personality, 1196 01:00:11,910 --> 01:00:14,340 but he was a little irresponsible. 1197 01:00:15,270 --> 01:00:17,040 He'd be late to our dates. 1198 01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:19,230 He'd skip work sometimes. 1199 01:00:19,230 --> 01:00:21,180 He was always eating too many pizza cakes 1200 01:00:21,180 --> 01:00:23,910 and then exercising too hard 1201 01:00:23,910 --> 01:00:24,960 to make up for it. 1202 01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:26,880 He'd get hurt all the time. 1203 01:00:27,810 --> 01:00:30,240 And it did make for good nudes though. 1204 01:00:31,530 --> 01:00:34,380 But it also meant it took him a while 1205 01:00:34,380 --> 01:00:37,200 to save up the money to come see me. 1206 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:40,500 When he did, I was so excited. 1207 01:00:42,870 --> 01:00:46,600 His drone crashed into a wall 1208 01:00:47,550 --> 01:00:50,190 and his shipping box fell 200 feet 1209 01:00:50,190 --> 01:00:52,770 onto an abandoned parking lot. 1210 01:00:56,820 --> 01:00:58,350 He wasn't wearing his helmet. 1211 01:00:59,940 --> 01:01:04,940 They say he didn't feel anything, but I felt it. 1212 01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:06,330 Still do. 1213 01:01:08,340 --> 01:01:11,220 At least I still have those nudes! 1214 01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,920 Good morning, resident of Los Angeles. 1215 01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:26,570 Everything's just fucked. 1216 01:01:29,310 --> 01:01:30,920 Computer on. 1217 01:02:13,530 --> 01:02:16,080 Finding the one is literally all you care about. 1218 01:02:17,490 --> 01:02:18,570 Name one other thing. 1219 01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:46,800 You know, if your job's not giving you what you want, 1220 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:47,790 you should just tell them to fuck off 1221 01:02:47,790 --> 01:02:49,350 and kill it somewhere else. 1222 01:02:49,350 --> 01:02:50,180 Shut up. 1223 01:02:51,410 --> 01:02:52,680 And put down my plant. 1224 01:02:56,610 --> 01:02:57,440 What would happen 1225 01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:58,980 if you did literally anything 1226 01:02:58,980 --> 01:03:01,320 that wasn't related to finding the one? 1227 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:02,610 What would happen if you tried to look 1228 01:03:02,610 --> 01:03:04,120 outside the company? 1229 01:03:05,730 --> 01:03:07,700 Okay, fine. 1230 01:04:12,630 --> 01:04:13,870 No, no. 1231 01:04:13,870 --> 01:04:17,400 I can't believe they actually promoted that guy. 1232 01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:19,470 I can't believe they didn't make him CEO. 1233 01:04:19,470 --> 01:04:22,170 You know, my company is small, 1234 01:04:22,170 --> 01:04:25,800 but we're mighty and we're gonna be expanding soon. 1235 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:27,540 That is awesome. Congratulations. 1236 01:04:27,540 --> 01:04:30,450 But you're at Voyanox and Voyanox is a big company 1237 01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:32,070 and we can't compete with Voyanox, 1238 01:04:32,070 --> 01:04:35,040 but a girl could dream, right? 1239 01:04:36,270 --> 01:04:38,520 Yeah. A girl can dream. 1240 01:04:39,450 --> 01:04:41,000 Oh God. I'm sorry. I gotta go. 1241 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,350 I gotta put out a fire. 1242 01:04:43,350 --> 01:04:45,540 Startup life. Am I right? 1243 01:04:45,540 --> 01:04:47,290 Well, don't forget about us though. 1244 01:05:19,940 --> 01:05:21,280 No more CNKTR? 1245 01:05:22,990 --> 01:05:23,830 Guess not. 1246 01:05:23,830 --> 01:05:26,550 I don't even know who you are anymore, man. 1247 01:05:28,110 --> 01:05:29,040 And I love it. 1248 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,350 - Really? - Yeah. 1249 01:05:31,350 --> 01:05:33,480 Ria, you've dropped your obsession with success 1250 01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:36,210 and are finally going after something more fulfilling. 1251 01:05:36,210 --> 01:05:37,970 Yeah, I guess so. 1252 01:05:37,970 --> 01:05:39,840 Did you check out that link? 1253 01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:42,240 Again with the masturbation stuff? 1254 01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:43,860 It's a recipe. 1255 01:05:43,860 --> 01:05:46,170 I figured I'd send some inspiration your way. 1256 01:05:46,170 --> 01:05:47,270 It's in your messages. 1257 01:05:47,270 --> 01:05:50,490 Oh, cool. Thanks. 1258 01:05:50,490 --> 01:05:52,560 You know it's funny, 1259 01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,930 I think our work here might be done. 1260 01:05:54,930 --> 01:05:55,860 It is? 1261 01:05:55,860 --> 01:05:59,070 Oh, no, no. Not even close. 1262 01:05:59,070 --> 01:06:01,410 But for the first time in forever, 1263 01:06:01,410 --> 01:06:03,360 I feel like we're making progress. 1264 01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:05,700 Wait, what mode is this? 1265 01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:08,390 No modes, Ria. This is just me. 1266 01:06:08,390 --> 01:06:11,850 This, it's Culver, your actual friend. 1267 01:06:14,370 --> 01:06:17,460 You know what, I'm gonna go check out that link. 1268 01:06:17,460 --> 01:06:19,720 Enjoy that cooking, bro. 1269 01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:23,120 I don't know how to cook. 1270 01:06:30,580 --> 01:06:32,160 Shit, wrong link. 1271 01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:00,470 Hi, sir. 1272 01:07:00,470 --> 01:07:02,900 Ria, I'm gonna level with you. I'm not very happy. 1273 01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:04,960 With me? 1274 01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:07,320 With you, with my life, with my marriage. 1275 01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:09,500 But right now we're talkin' about you. 1276 01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:10,340 I thought- 1277 01:07:10,340 --> 01:07:12,230 What? You thought we were giving you a promotion? 1278 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,060 Of course you thought we're giving you a promotion. 1279 01:07:15,060 --> 01:07:16,440 Now look, I wanna be honest with you, 1280 01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:19,080 my bosses are swimming around my ass 1281 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:20,970 over the fact that you're looking for a job 1282 01:07:20,970 --> 01:07:22,830 outside of this company. 1283 01:07:22,830 --> 01:07:23,660 Well- 1284 01:07:23,660 --> 01:07:27,090 Which is why we are giving you a promotion. 1285 01:07:27,090 --> 01:07:28,690 How does VP of Undersight sound? 1286 01:07:29,850 --> 01:07:30,680 Wow. 1287 01:07:31,650 --> 01:07:33,660 Oh, sorry, what's undersight? 1288 01:07:33,660 --> 01:07:36,180 It works under the VP of oversight. 1289 01:07:36,180 --> 01:07:38,100 Now look, this is gonna be a huge step up 1290 01:07:38,100 --> 01:07:39,450 in your responsibility, okay? 1291 01:07:39,450 --> 01:07:40,530 Your duties will increase, 1292 01:07:40,530 --> 01:07:43,170 and my bosses will be swimming around your ass too. 1293 01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:45,210 Swimming? 1294 01:07:45,210 --> 01:07:47,340 But you'll have an impressive title. 1295 01:07:47,340 --> 01:07:49,020 Your salary will be moderately higher, 1296 01:07:49,020 --> 01:07:50,840 and I think you'll really enjoy the house. 1297 01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:53,520 So when you say swimming, do you... 1298 01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:54,840 Did you just say house? 1299 01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:55,670 Yes. Yes. 1300 01:07:55,670 --> 01:07:57,750 We're throwing in a house as a token of our appreciation 1301 01:07:57,750 --> 01:07:59,040 for you not leaving the company 1302 01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:00,210 and making us look bad. 1303 01:08:01,170 --> 01:08:03,570 You're giving me a house? 1304 01:08:03,570 --> 01:08:06,420 Yes, yes. It's a dream come true. Okay? 1305 01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:08,520 And you're gonna be just as happy as I am. 1306 01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:11,310 But I thought you said you weren't happy. 1307 01:08:11,310 --> 01:08:12,600 How can I not be happy? 1308 01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:14,820 I have a house, okay? 1309 01:08:14,820 --> 01:08:16,020 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go. 1310 01:08:16,020 --> 01:08:19,080 My bosses are swimming again, around my ass. 1311 01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:20,610 Soon you're gonna be getting a shipping box 1312 01:08:20,610 --> 01:08:21,810 and you can tour your new place. 1313 01:08:21,810 --> 01:08:24,690 Congratulations on your success. 1314 01:08:24,690 --> 01:08:25,520 Sorry. 1315 01:08:26,550 --> 01:08:28,320 Does that mean I start when- 1316 01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:29,490 They're swimming! 1317 01:08:42,510 --> 01:08:44,980 Oh my gosh. 1318 01:08:44,980 --> 01:08:45,810 We- 1319 01:08:46,710 --> 01:08:48,200 Did you hear that? 1320 01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:49,740 We're getting a house. 1321 01:08:49,740 --> 01:08:51,550 We're getting a house! 1322 01:09:14,810 --> 01:09:16,230 Hi, Ry. 1323 01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:18,240 Hey, Tulsa. 1324 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,910 Wow. You look great. 1325 01:09:22,170 --> 01:09:24,320 Oh me. Well, I woke up like this. 1326 01:09:25,650 --> 01:09:26,810 You're so funny. 1327 01:09:26,810 --> 01:09:28,610 Oh, you always were so funny. 1328 01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:33,630 Thanks. So why are we- 1329 01:09:33,630 --> 01:09:35,160 Oh, why am I here? 1330 01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:39,210 Well, that's a fair question after what I did to you. 1331 01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:44,220 That's why I was so sad to read about you in that contest. 1332 01:09:45,270 --> 01:09:46,440 Wait, read about me? 1333 01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:50,820 It was all over the tech news. 1334 01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:51,930 I mean, they didn't say much, 1335 01:09:51,930 --> 01:09:54,660 but they did say that you failed 1336 01:09:54,660 --> 01:09:56,520 and that you were doing so well. 1337 01:09:57,660 --> 01:09:59,970 I know, I know. 1338 01:09:59,970 --> 01:10:01,530 What happened? 1339 01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:03,180 You know what? Don't tell me. 1340 01:10:05,010 --> 01:10:08,640 What I mean is, I just felt so bad for you, 1341 01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:12,330 picturing how sad and lonely you must have been, 1342 01:10:12,330 --> 01:10:16,500 searching for a relationship and then failing like that. 1343 01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:18,350 I mean, it was- 1344 01:10:18,350 --> 01:10:23,340 But then I realized, I had a relationship in my hands, 1345 01:10:23,340 --> 01:10:25,080 and then I pushed it away. 1346 01:10:26,610 --> 01:10:28,510 I don't wanna make that mistake again. 1347 01:10:30,930 --> 01:10:32,030 What are you saying? 1348 01:10:34,050 --> 01:10:36,180 I want a relationship, Ry. 1349 01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:40,410 I know that's a lot and I know that it's sudden, 1350 01:10:40,410 --> 01:10:44,460 but I feel like maybe it's what you want too. 1351 01:10:47,490 --> 01:10:49,570 Is that a yes or? 1352 01:10:51,070 --> 01:10:51,900 I... 1353 01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:55,360 Are... 1354 01:10:59,490 --> 01:11:00,850 Am I really the one? 1355 01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:03,570 The one? 1356 01:11:03,570 --> 01:11:06,900 Yeah. Or am I just someone who said yes to you? 1357 01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:09,930 I mean, there had to have been a reason 1358 01:11:09,930 --> 01:11:12,240 you didn't want me to ship myself to you. 1359 01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:14,490 And besides, is the relationship 1360 01:11:14,490 --> 01:11:15,930 just for the sake of a relationship, 1361 01:11:15,930 --> 01:11:17,250 really what's best for us? 1362 01:11:17,250 --> 01:11:18,210 Oh my God. 1363 01:11:18,210 --> 01:11:20,160 I'm sorry, Tulsa. It's not- 1364 01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:21,810 You're exactly right. 1365 01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:24,090 Wait, what? 1366 01:11:24,090 --> 01:11:26,400 I don't need to find the one. 1367 01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:29,310 I need to find myself. 1368 01:11:29,310 --> 01:11:31,800 I mean, I've known all of this deep down. It's so obvious. 1369 01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:34,500 I just needed to hear it from someone else. 1370 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:35,970 Is that what happened to you? 1371 01:11:35,970 --> 01:11:38,670 You just needed to hear it from someone else one time? 1372 01:11:42,060 --> 01:11:43,680 Something like that. 1373 01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:45,810 I'm gonna go figure myself out. 1374 01:11:45,810 --> 01:11:48,270 I'm glad you've got yourself figured out too. 1375 01:11:48,270 --> 01:11:49,100 Okay, bye! 1376 01:12:14,810 --> 01:12:16,870 What the hell? 1377 01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:21,940 Hey, Ry, is that you? 1378 01:12:22,970 --> 01:12:26,280 Ria? What are you doing here? 1379 01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:28,380 Making a grand gesture, obviously. 1380 01:12:29,340 --> 01:12:31,390 But I just, I can't get the door to open. 1381 01:12:35,470 --> 01:12:36,550 It's stuck! 1382 01:12:37,930 --> 01:12:41,160 Wish you liked lifting weights instead of cooking. 1383 01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:43,920 That's hilarious. 1384 01:12:48,150 --> 01:12:50,250 Ria, why are you here? 1385 01:12:54,150 --> 01:12:55,380 I needed to see you. 1386 01:12:57,870 --> 01:13:01,770 I got offered VP, and a house. 1387 01:13:03,090 --> 01:13:04,380 Holy shit. 1388 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:05,690 Yeah. 1389 01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:08,730 So you just came to brag about 1390 01:13:08,730 --> 01:13:10,430 how everything worked out for you? 1391 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:15,200 I'm not gonna take it, Ry. 1392 01:13:16,710 --> 01:13:20,940 A promotion and a house is not gonna make me happy. 1393 01:13:25,290 --> 01:13:26,120 Ry? 1394 01:13:27,710 --> 01:13:28,710 No, it's funny. 1395 01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:33,360 I had something like that just happened to me too. 1396 01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:34,830 You got offered VP? 1397 01:13:36,180 --> 01:13:39,450 No, I got offered to be in a relationship, 1398 01:13:40,590 --> 01:13:43,140 but I turned it down. 1399 01:13:44,820 --> 01:13:45,870 You were right, Ria. 1400 01:13:47,490 --> 01:13:49,710 A relationship won't make me happy. 1401 01:13:54,210 --> 01:13:56,120 Oh, there's an unlock switch. 1402 01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:14,340 Nice helmet. 1403 01:14:16,350 --> 01:14:19,600 Hey, the injury rate is every 1 in 14. Okay? 1404 01:14:23,970 --> 01:14:25,050 Why are you here? 1405 01:14:29,790 --> 01:14:33,240 I think you should be in my life, Ry. 1406 01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:35,670 Well, didn't you just hear what I said 1407 01:14:35,670 --> 01:14:36,810 about relationships? 1408 01:14:37,830 --> 01:14:41,220 Hey, I didn't say anything about relationships. 1409 01:14:41,220 --> 01:14:42,900 Plus, don't act like you're the one 1410 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:45,060 who invented avoiding relationships, okay? 1411 01:14:45,060 --> 01:14:46,470 That was all me, baby. 1412 01:14:50,220 --> 01:14:52,830 I think I want you in my life too. 1413 01:14:54,990 --> 01:14:56,490 I just don't know in what way. 1414 01:15:04,470 --> 01:15:06,270 Why do we have to decide that now? 1415 01:15:08,070 --> 01:15:09,450 I mean, it's not like 1416 01:15:09,450 --> 01:15:12,390 we've got this whole life thing figured out, Ry. 1417 01:15:12,390 --> 01:15:16,440 Maybe we can help each other figure it out. 1418 01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:19,440 It'll be a journey. 1419 01:15:21,660 --> 01:15:22,560 What do you think? 1420 01:15:28,890 --> 01:15:29,720 Okay. 1421 01:15:34,050 --> 01:15:34,880 Hold on. 1422 01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:39,900 Someone sent me a plant? 1423 01:15:39,900 --> 01:15:44,430 Oh yeah, that...that was me. 1424 01:15:44,430 --> 01:15:47,370 That is your grand gesture? 1425 01:15:47,370 --> 01:15:49,580 It's perfect. 1426 01:15:52,110 --> 01:15:54,240 So, what do we do now? 1427 01:15:57,480 --> 01:15:59,340 Hi, I'm Ria. 1428 01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:02,850 This is how they used to do it back in the day. 1429 01:16:02,850 --> 01:16:03,780 I researched. 1430 01:16:26,310 --> 01:16:28,350 Easy. It's not one of those hugs. 1431 01:16:31,950 --> 01:16:34,110 So how did the two of you meet? 1432 01:16:34,110 --> 01:16:35,040 At a wedding. 1433 01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:36,030 A fake wedding. 1434 01:16:36,030 --> 01:16:37,200 We were holograms. 1435 01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:39,720 He was the cutest hologram I ever saw. 1436 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,800 Cutest hologram I ever saw. 1437 01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:45,090 After the wedding, I just had to find this guy. 1438 01:16:45,090 --> 01:16:47,400 And I had to find this lady. 1439 01:16:48,330 --> 01:16:51,570 We messaged each other at the exact same time. 1440 01:16:51,570 --> 01:16:53,760 The wedding itself was a bust. 1441 01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:55,320 But not for us. 1442 01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:57,830 Yeah, it was meant to be. 1443 01:16:57,830 --> 01:16:59,700 What happened to the two people 1444 01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:00,550 from the wedding? 1445 01:17:01,860 --> 01:17:03,930 Well, they're clients of ours. 1446 01:17:03,930 --> 01:17:05,910 That's privileged information. 1447 01:17:05,910 --> 01:17:10,910 But we can tell you that they're good. 1448 01:17:12,150 --> 01:17:14,280 Yeah, they're good. 1449 01:17:20,070 --> 01:17:21,120 CNKTR. 1450 01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:23,940 It's not just for romantic relationships anymore. 1451 01:17:23,940 --> 01:17:25,560 It's for all kind of connections. 1452 01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:26,640 That's right, son. 1453 01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:30,270 Because the most important thing in this world: 1454 01:17:30,270 --> 01:17:31,890 Connection. 1455 01:17:31,890 --> 01:17:32,720 Yes. 1456 01:17:33,810 --> 01:17:34,770 I love you, dad. 1457 01:17:35,730 --> 01:17:37,710 Let's not get carried away. 1458 01:17:37,710 --> 01:17:40,430 We're not gonna get carried away, but we are CNKTR. 1459 01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:50,010 We're not actually a couple. 1460 01:18:50,010 --> 01:18:51,450 It's just sex for us. 1461 01:18:51,450 --> 01:18:53,880 Real sex too, not that VR stuff. 1462 01:18:55,690 --> 01:18:58,630 But do you want more sex details? 1463 01:18:58,630 --> 01:19:03,630 We can give you lots of details.