WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:44.820 --> 00:00:47.120 Good morning, residents of Los Angeles. 4 00:00:50.760 --> 00:00:52.410 Hi, I'm Ry. 5 00:00:54.600 --> 00:00:57.840 First, I wanna say I'm really excited about this contest. 6 00:00:59.370 --> 00:01:00.970 This is what I've always wanted. 7 00:01:04.380 --> 00:01:05.340 Computer on. 8 00:01:06.970 --> 00:01:08.610 A little bit about myself. 9 00:01:08.610 --> 00:01:09.510 I live in LA. 10 00:01:10.560 --> 00:01:13.020 I guess it'd be cool if that mattered. 11 00:01:13.020 --> 00:01:15.090 Here's what can kill you today. 12 00:01:15.090 --> 00:01:17.550 Downtown is experiencing deadly heat. 13 00:01:17.550 --> 00:01:20.130 The west side is experiencing deadly cold. 14 00:01:20.130 --> 00:01:22.200 As always, please do not leave your home. 15 00:01:23.520 --> 00:01:25.920 Like everyone else, I have a job. 16 00:01:25.920 --> 00:01:27.840 I enjoy a good challenge. 17 00:01:30.570 --> 00:01:32.550 As for hobbies, I like to cook. 18 00:01:36.910 --> 00:01:37.740 Ah. 19 00:01:39.570 --> 00:01:41.120 I love to eat. 20 00:01:42.760 --> 00:01:44.070 And I get some pretty sick views 21 00:01:44.070 --> 00:01:45.480 out of my window. 22 00:01:56.820 --> 00:02:00.030 But I spend most of my time and money on CNKTR. 23 00:02:01.360 --> 00:02:05.330 If I'm being real, it's the thing I want most in life. 24 00:02:05.330 --> 00:02:06.430 I wanna find the one- 25 00:02:06.430 --> 00:02:08.460 Hi, I'm Dallas from CNKTR. 26 00:02:08.460 --> 00:02:11.520 Do you wanna live life like you've never lived life- 27 00:02:11.520 --> 00:02:13.530 No. Let me change that. 28 00:02:13.530 --> 00:02:15.280 I need to find the one. 29 00:02:17.430 --> 00:02:19.680 Good morning residents of Los Angeles. 30 00:02:21.060 --> 00:02:22.560 Hi, I'm Ria. 31 00:02:23.640 --> 00:02:26.220 Honestly, I don't even know why I'm doing this. 32 00:02:26.220 --> 00:02:29.610 What are the odds of me winning? One in a trillion? 33 00:02:29.610 --> 00:02:31.950 A little about me. I live in LA. 34 00:02:31.950 --> 00:02:34.170 I just love all the beach and sun. 35 00:02:36.360 --> 00:02:37.830 Computer on. 36 00:02:37.830 --> 00:02:39.990 Here's what can kill you today. 37 00:02:39.990 --> 00:02:41.820 Downtown is experiencing deadly- 38 00:02:43.890 --> 00:02:45.480 I am Deputy Vice Director 39 00:02:45.480 --> 00:02:48.780 of software development at Voyanox. 40 00:02:48.780 --> 00:02:50.820 Yup. That Voyanox. 41 00:02:50.820 --> 00:02:52.920 One of the biggest companies in the world. 42 00:02:54.150 --> 00:02:55.820 You could say I have a dream job. 43 00:02:58.110 --> 00:02:59.550 Sure, I'll do it, 44 00:02:59.550 --> 00:03:00.660 even though it's your job 45 00:03:00.660 --> 00:03:03.610 and then you'll probably get promoted before me, fuckhead. 46 00:03:08.640 --> 00:03:09.780 One thing I do love 47 00:03:09.780 --> 00:03:12.780 is being a mom to my beautiful babies. 48 00:03:12.780 --> 00:03:16.890 I have Sandy, Andy, Cornelius, and Todd. 49 00:03:16.890 --> 00:03:18.870 Yes, I'm talking about my plants. 50 00:03:18.870 --> 00:03:19.920 Don't judge me. 51 00:03:21.330 --> 00:03:23.640 So why am I entering this contest 52 00:03:23.640 --> 00:03:26.310 if my life seems so perfect? 53 00:03:26.310 --> 00:03:29.550 Well, if I'm being honest, 54 00:03:29.550 --> 00:03:32.120 I'd say something's missing- 55 00:03:32.120 --> 00:03:34.770 Hey, do you wanna live life the way people used to? 56 00:03:36.270 --> 00:03:37.620 I need a change. 57 00:03:37.620 --> 00:03:40.230 Now it's time to answer the prods. 58 00:03:40.230 --> 00:03:41.550 Prod number one. 59 00:03:41.550 --> 00:03:44.130 The last time I truly connected with someone was, 60 00:03:45.300 --> 00:03:48.420 well, I thought I connected with someone a while ago, 61 00:03:48.420 --> 00:03:50.950 but it didn't work out. 62 00:03:51.780 --> 00:03:53.560 Hey, do you ever think about meeting someone? 63 00:03:53.560 --> 00:03:54.390 In person? 64 00:03:57.120 --> 00:03:59.750 I haven't found that spark since then. 65 00:04:02.070 --> 00:04:05.220 The last time I connected with someone? 66 00:04:05.220 --> 00:04:06.360 Is it controversial to say 67 00:04:06.360 --> 00:04:08.790 that connecting is a little bit unnecessary? 68 00:04:12.300 --> 00:04:16.050 I'm perfectly fine on my own, thank you. Next question. 69 00:04:16.050 --> 00:04:17.460 Prod number two. 70 00:04:17.460 --> 00:04:20.550 I think I should be chosen for this contest because, 71 00:04:20.550 --> 00:04:24.480 well, finding the one would give my life real meaning. 72 00:04:24.480 --> 00:04:27.060 I could finally have someone to share my life with. 73 00:04:28.050 --> 00:04:30.770 Why should I be chosen for this contest? 74 00:04:33.120 --> 00:04:35.400 Because I want to win, 75 00:04:35.400 --> 00:04:37.020 and I'll do whatever it takes. 76 00:04:37.020 --> 00:04:38.460 Yeah, I mean, I could hardly believe it myself. 77 00:04:38.460 --> 00:04:40.020 Prod number three. 78 00:04:40.020 --> 00:04:42.820 I'll know I've connected with someone when, 79 00:04:42.820 --> 00:04:45.660 I don't know, when she connects with me too. 80 00:04:47.470 --> 00:04:48.550 That's so funny. 81 00:04:48.550 --> 00:04:50.430 Well, I mean, it's true. 82 00:04:50.430 --> 00:04:51.870 You're funny. 83 00:04:51.870 --> 00:04:53.760 Right? 84 00:04:53.760 --> 00:04:55.190 Ah.... 85 00:04:58.770 --> 00:05:00.510 Hey, you know, 86 00:05:00.510 --> 00:05:02.640 I think this is actually going pretty well. 87 00:05:02.640 --> 00:05:05.570 Do you wanna maybe keep doing this 88 00:05:05.570 --> 00:05:09.280 like, everyday? 89 00:05:09.280 --> 00:05:14.280 You know, as boyfriend slash girlfriend or something? 90 00:05:18.210 --> 00:05:19.040 Well? 91 00:05:20.570 --> 00:05:22.830 Ry, we just met. 92 00:05:22.830 --> 00:05:25.320 That's a lot to put on someone you just met. 93 00:05:27.270 --> 00:05:28.200 Oh no. 94 00:05:29.190 --> 00:05:30.640 We could be friends though? 95 00:05:32.490 --> 00:05:33.790 Do you wanna be friends? 96 00:05:35.990 --> 00:05:37.540 Yeah... 97 00:05:38.920 --> 00:05:39.980 Okay, bye. 98 00:05:59.280 --> 00:06:00.120 You can ignore me, 99 00:06:00.120 --> 00:06:01.200 but you can't escape me, alright? 100 00:06:01.200 --> 00:06:03.150 Because, why would you want to? 101 00:06:03.150 --> 00:06:05.070 We have the opportunity of a lifetime. 102 00:06:05.070 --> 00:06:06.840 If you miss it, oof. 103 00:06:06.840 --> 00:06:08.100 It's not coming back, baby. 104 00:06:08.100 --> 00:06:08.930 That's right. 105 00:06:08.930 --> 00:06:12.030 You could win our first ever true love contest. 106 00:06:12.030 --> 00:06:15.630 You get to spend three full days in an actual house, 107 00:06:15.630 --> 00:06:17.760 just like the old days! 108 00:06:17.760 --> 00:06:18.720 And you won't be alone, 109 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:20.280 because one other person 110 00:06:20.280 --> 00:06:23.670 selected by our state of the art algorithm will join you. 111 00:06:23.670 --> 00:06:26.610 If you prove to be truly compatible with this other person, 112 00:06:26.610 --> 00:06:29.280 you get to live in that house forever. 113 00:06:29.280 --> 00:06:31.350 So what are you waiting for. Who knows? 114 00:06:31.350 --> 00:06:33.570 You might just meet the one. 115 00:06:33.570 --> 00:06:35.310 So that's my story. 116 00:06:35.310 --> 00:06:39.270 And if I win this contest and do meet the one, 117 00:06:39.270 --> 00:06:40.440 I know this sounds cheesy, 118 00:06:40.440 --> 00:06:43.890 but I think my life will be complete. 119 00:06:43.890 --> 00:06:45.780 So let's do this. 120 00:06:52.830 --> 00:06:54.780 Bro. She said that? 121 00:06:54.780 --> 00:06:56.700 Yeah, and I thought that things were going well. 122 00:06:56.700 --> 00:06:58.740 Bro, that sucks. 123 00:06:58.740 --> 00:07:01.350 But there's still a lot of lovely ladies out there. 124 00:07:01.350 --> 00:07:04.130 Yeah, I just don't why it keeps happening to me though. 125 00:07:05.430 --> 00:07:06.530 What am I doing wrong? 126 00:07:07.710 --> 00:07:11.430 Speaking of ladies, you check out that link I sent? 127 00:07:11.430 --> 00:07:13.020 I can't stop watching it. 128 00:07:13.020 --> 00:07:15.860 And you know what else I do? 129 00:07:20.780 --> 00:07:22.960 Hey, Culver? 130 00:07:22.960 --> 00:07:24.420 Yeah, Ry Ry? 131 00:07:24.420 --> 00:07:25.980 Can we switch off friend mode? 132 00:07:25.980 --> 00:07:28.500 What? No. Friends talk about jacking it. 133 00:07:29.550 --> 00:07:31.150 I need counselor mode tonight. 134 00:07:32.070 --> 00:07:32.900 Oh. 135 00:07:35.100 --> 00:07:35.930 Very well. 136 00:07:39.360 --> 00:07:42.930 The link I sent. Do you plan on masturbating to it? 137 00:07:42.930 --> 00:07:44.430 You're still talking about that? 138 00:07:44.430 --> 00:07:47.640 Sexual release is very important for mental health, Ry. 139 00:07:47.640 --> 00:07:50.160 Well, I think I've been doing just fine without it. 140 00:07:50.160 --> 00:07:53.160 Very well. Let's talk about your loneliness. 141 00:07:53.160 --> 00:07:54.390 Whoa. Loneliness? 142 00:07:54.390 --> 00:07:57.810 I'm not lonely. I'm just trying to find the one. 143 00:07:57.810 --> 00:07:59.700 There's more to life, Ry. 144 00:07:59.700 --> 00:08:02.490 Why not try seeking a non-romantic connection? 145 00:08:03.510 --> 00:08:04.830 Well, I have you. 146 00:08:05.730 --> 00:08:08.090 Non-romantic and non-paid. 147 00:08:10.380 --> 00:08:11.820 Wait, weren't you just telling me 148 00:08:11.820 --> 00:08:13.200 to look for other ladies? 149 00:08:13.200 --> 00:08:15.630 Well, what I said or did not say 150 00:08:15.630 --> 00:08:18.630 during friend mode is immaterial. 151 00:08:18.630 --> 00:08:22.620 You wanted to know what's wrong? Here it is. 152 00:08:22.620 --> 00:08:26.540 You're seeking external fixes instead of looking inside. 153 00:08:27.480 --> 00:08:30.330 Can you truly find the one 154 00:08:30.330 --> 00:08:32.970 if you haven't found yourself? 155 00:08:35.790 --> 00:08:37.200 Can we switch back to friend mode? 156 00:08:38.170 --> 00:08:40.130 Oh, that's time. 157 00:08:40.130 --> 00:08:43.660 Oh, check out that porn though, brah. 158 00:08:58.620 --> 00:08:59.730 Cheer up, Ry! 159 00:09:01.140 --> 00:09:04.260 Hi, Ria. Counselor mode or friend mode today? 160 00:09:04.260 --> 00:09:06.030 You're entering the contest. 161 00:09:06.030 --> 00:09:08.220 Ria, I am so proud of you. 162 00:09:08.220 --> 00:09:10.260 So what caused this change? 163 00:09:10.260 --> 00:09:11.090 Change? 164 00:09:11.090 --> 00:09:12.750 You starting to look for people. 165 00:09:12.750 --> 00:09:14.580 By entering the contest, I'm assuming that means 166 00:09:14.580 --> 00:09:16.860 this is the start of a new journey. 167 00:09:16.860 --> 00:09:18.210 Oh, sure. 168 00:09:19.230 --> 00:09:21.780 You are doing this to meet people, correct? 169 00:09:22.680 --> 00:09:24.480 That is one of the requirements. 170 00:09:26.670 --> 00:09:29.610 Ria, I'm gonna switch to friend mode for a moment. 171 00:09:29.610 --> 00:09:30.440 Okay. 172 00:09:32.910 --> 00:09:35.460 What is your problem, bitch? 173 00:09:35.460 --> 00:09:36.290 Excuse me? 174 00:09:36.290 --> 00:09:37.950 You're really only entering this contest 175 00:09:37.950 --> 00:09:39.780 to win a fucking house? 176 00:09:39.780 --> 00:09:42.750 Hey, I tried to get one the regular way. 177 00:09:42.750 --> 00:09:46.200 But clearly, I'm not getting a promotion anytime soon, so. 178 00:09:46.200 --> 00:09:47.850 Is that all that fucking matters to you? 179 00:09:47.850 --> 00:09:51.150 A god damn promotion and a motherfucking house? 180 00:09:51.150 --> 00:09:53.160 Now you're just getting abusive. 181 00:09:53.160 --> 00:09:55.620 Fine. Counselor mode it is. 182 00:10:01.590 --> 00:10:02.940 Ria. 183 00:10:02.940 --> 00:10:04.170 If you're selected for this contest, 184 00:10:04.170 --> 00:10:06.810 will you at least give the person a chance? 185 00:10:06.810 --> 00:10:09.570 I will be so nice to him. 186 00:10:09.570 --> 00:10:11.700 But you know how I feel about relationships. 187 00:10:11.700 --> 00:10:13.230 You need connection. 188 00:10:13.230 --> 00:10:15.990 No house or job or plant 189 00:10:15.990 --> 00:10:20.160 will be satisfying if you are totally and completely alone. 190 00:10:22.430 --> 00:10:23.830 Oh, and that's time. 191 00:10:26.150 --> 00:10:29.430 So in conclusion, I really think this contest 192 00:10:29.430 --> 00:10:32.760 will give me what I need. 193 00:10:40.100 --> 00:10:41.760 Yeah. Right. 194 00:10:41.760 --> 00:10:44.880 Congratulations, Ria, you've been selected. 195 00:10:46.220 --> 00:10:47.610 Ugh 196 00:10:47.610 --> 00:10:48.770 Wait. 197 00:10:50.280 --> 00:10:51.330 Did you say my name? 198 00:10:51.330 --> 00:10:53.270 Of course I did. You know why? 199 00:10:53.270 --> 00:10:55.710 Because you've been selected to be our first participant 200 00:10:55.710 --> 00:10:57.040 in the contest. 201 00:10:57.040 --> 00:10:58.110 I know what you're thinking. 202 00:10:58.110 --> 00:11:00.120 Can I meet this other selectee? 203 00:11:01.080 --> 00:11:02.360 No. 204 00:11:02.360 --> 00:11:03.870 We want it to be like the old days 205 00:11:03.870 --> 00:11:05.520 when people met first in person. 206 00:11:05.520 --> 00:11:07.590 Also, that's gonna help you win the contest. 207 00:11:07.590 --> 00:11:11.220 And I really, really want you to win. 208 00:11:11.220 --> 00:11:13.380 So let your imagination run wild 209 00:11:13.380 --> 00:11:16.260 and soon it will become reality. 210 00:11:20.150 --> 00:11:21.320 Holy- 211 00:11:29.490 --> 00:11:31.710 Tell me, how did you two meet? 212 00:11:31.710 --> 00:11:32.850 I met Olympia- 213 00:11:32.850 --> 00:11:33.720 On CNKTR. 214 00:11:33.720 --> 00:11:35.940 She had this profile and it was all about knitting. 215 00:11:35.940 --> 00:11:37.170 I love knitting. 216 00:11:37.170 --> 00:11:40.260 And I had this profile and it was also all about knitting. 217 00:11:40.260 --> 00:11:41.340 Lowell loves knitting. 218 00:11:41.340 --> 00:11:43.620 So I knitted her a sweater. 219 00:11:43.620 --> 00:11:45.570 And I knitted him a sweater. 220 00:11:45.570 --> 00:11:46.650 And that was it. 221 00:11:46.650 --> 00:11:48.420 We've been together for 12 years. 222 00:11:49.740 --> 00:11:52.280 So, how often do you see each other? 223 00:11:53.730 --> 00:11:56.670 See each other? Like, in person? 224 00:11:56.670 --> 00:11:58.860 We've never met in person. 225 00:12:01.680 --> 00:12:03.660 Here's what can kill you today. 226 00:12:03.660 --> 00:12:06.630 North Hollywood is experiencing acid rain. 227 00:12:06.630 --> 00:12:09.150 East Hollywood is experiencing acid air. 228 00:12:09.150 --> 00:12:11.610 As always, please do not- 229 00:12:11.610 --> 00:12:13.500 Ria, today's the day. 230 00:12:13.500 --> 00:12:15.390 You cannot keep doing that. 231 00:12:16.920 --> 00:12:19.700 Head on over to the door and open it up. 232 00:12:31.320 --> 00:12:32.940 Do I really have to wear this helmet? 233 00:12:32.940 --> 00:12:35.580 Potentially, but probably not. 234 00:12:35.580 --> 00:12:38.810 The human shipping injury rate's only one in 14. 235 00:12:38.810 --> 00:12:40.250 Oh. 236 00:12:40.250 --> 00:12:42.600 Wait. 237 00:12:46.260 --> 00:12:47.270 Welcome aboard, Ry. 238 00:12:47.270 --> 00:12:49.380 Are you ready for the weekend of your dreams? 239 00:12:49.380 --> 00:12:51.630 Hell yeah. 240 00:12:51.630 --> 00:12:52.770 Better be. 241 00:12:52.770 --> 00:12:56.320 Great. Strap in. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. 242 00:13:07.570 --> 00:13:08.610 Oh! 243 00:13:08.610 --> 00:13:09.940 Oh my god! 244 00:13:09.940 --> 00:13:10.920 Ah! 245 00:13:17.240 --> 00:13:20.820 I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. 246 00:13:38.430 --> 00:13:41.800 You are now outside. 247 00:13:41.800 --> 00:13:42.690 Outside? 248 00:13:42.690 --> 00:13:43.710 No, don't worry. 249 00:13:43.710 --> 00:13:45.540 Those sounds are perfectly normal. 250 00:13:45.540 --> 00:13:46.830 Just sit back, relax. 251 00:13:46.830 --> 00:13:49.590 It's all gonna be a little bit longer. 252 00:13:49.590 --> 00:13:51.240 Approximately two hours. 253 00:13:51.240 --> 00:13:55.100 Two hours? What if I need to pee? 254 00:14:16.250 --> 00:14:17.090 Ah! 255 00:14:17.090 --> 00:14:20.220 Get excited. It's that time. 256 00:14:20.220 --> 00:14:21.930 Just remember to relax. 257 00:14:21.930 --> 00:14:24.900 Have fun. And do not mess this up. 258 00:14:24.900 --> 00:14:28.020 'Cause this is really, really important to me. 259 00:14:28.020 --> 00:14:28.940 And you. 260 00:15:00.530 --> 00:15:03.160 Thank you for choosing Personship Shipping. 261 00:15:11.170 --> 00:15:12.000 - Oh! - Oh. 262 00:15:12.000 --> 00:15:12.840 Oh fuck! 263 00:15:14.310 --> 00:15:15.390 Uh. 264 00:15:15.390 --> 00:15:16.860 Hi. 265 00:15:16.860 --> 00:15:17.690 Hi. 266 00:15:18.870 --> 00:15:21.690 I'm, uh. I'm Ry. 267 00:15:24.780 --> 00:15:25.610 Ria. 268 00:15:29.520 --> 00:15:30.350 Oh. 269 00:15:32.130 --> 00:15:34.080 What are you doing with your hand? 270 00:15:34.080 --> 00:15:36.360 Oh, it's a handshake. 271 00:15:37.890 --> 00:15:39.780 What is a hand shake? 272 00:15:39.780 --> 00:15:42.360 You grab a person's hand and shake it. 273 00:15:42.360 --> 00:15:43.980 It's what people used to do back in the day. 274 00:15:43.980 --> 00:15:45.330 I researched. 275 00:15:46.320 --> 00:15:47.550 Really? 276 00:15:47.550 --> 00:15:51.180 Grabbing someone's hand as a sign of what, that you met? 277 00:15:51.180 --> 00:15:52.010 Uh. 278 00:15:52.890 --> 00:15:53.760 Guess when you put it that way, 279 00:15:53.760 --> 00:15:55.210 it does sound kind of stupid. 280 00:15:56.160 --> 00:15:56.990 What the hell. 281 00:16:06.150 --> 00:16:07.410 Hey there, lovebirds. 282 00:16:07.410 --> 00:16:09.060 Did I surprise you? 283 00:16:09.060 --> 00:16:09.890 Well, that's weird. 284 00:16:09.890 --> 00:16:10.720 You should be used to me by now. 285 00:16:10.720 --> 00:16:11.970 You're here now too? 286 00:16:12.930 --> 00:16:14.880 Yeah. Are you gonna be here the whole time? 287 00:16:14.880 --> 00:16:15.960 Well, only if you want me to be. 288 00:16:15.960 --> 00:16:17.070 I mean, you want me to be? 289 00:16:17.070 --> 00:16:18.210 We don't. 290 00:16:18.210 --> 00:16:20.700 Okay, fine. Whatever helps you win the contest. 291 00:16:20.700 --> 00:16:22.590 Well, telling us how we can win this contest 292 00:16:22.590 --> 00:16:23.880 will help us win the contest. 293 00:16:23.880 --> 00:16:25.050 Yes, exactly! 294 00:16:25.050 --> 00:16:26.910 The contest is designed to simulate 295 00:16:26.910 --> 00:16:28.830 the start of a beautiful relationship. 296 00:16:28.830 --> 00:16:31.170 The kind you'd have like, back in the old days. 297 00:16:31.170 --> 00:16:33.570 So we've curated some old fashioned experiences 298 00:16:33.570 --> 00:16:34.740 for you to do together. 299 00:16:34.740 --> 00:16:35.910 And during each experience, 300 00:16:35.910 --> 00:16:37.560 you'll accumulate compatibility points 301 00:16:37.560 --> 00:16:39.390 to the CNKTR app, which will be on your phone. 302 00:16:39.390 --> 00:16:41.160 It's gonna track your mood, your status, 303 00:16:41.160 --> 00:16:42.570 your vital signs, stuff like that. 304 00:16:42.570 --> 00:16:43.620 Yeah. But- 305 00:16:43.620 --> 00:16:45.030 And if you get a hundred points, 306 00:16:45.030 --> 00:16:47.970 you get this house and each other's company forever! 307 00:16:47.970 --> 00:16:50.190 I mean, what more could you possibly want? 308 00:16:50.190 --> 00:16:52.140 Maybe, I don't know, a live elephant 309 00:16:52.140 --> 00:16:55.710 or your father's unconditional love. 310 00:16:55.710 --> 00:16:57.510 Anyway, that's the contest. 311 00:16:57.510 --> 00:16:58.530 On the living room table, 312 00:16:58.530 --> 00:17:01.260 you'll find all the instructions you could possibly need. 313 00:17:01.260 --> 00:17:02.460 Best of luck. 314 00:17:02.460 --> 00:17:04.260 I really mean that. Please. 315 00:17:06.390 --> 00:17:08.010 Uh. Pft. 316 00:17:08.010 --> 00:17:09.570 Talk about complicated, am I right? 317 00:17:09.570 --> 00:17:11.130 This should help. 318 00:17:12.240 --> 00:17:13.070 Okay. 319 00:17:13.070 --> 00:17:13.900 Let's see. 320 00:17:15.360 --> 00:17:16.950 "Hey there, lovebirds." 321 00:17:16.950 --> 00:17:18.480 Jesus. Did he write this too? 322 00:17:18.480 --> 00:17:19.770 Yeah. Well at least he's not here. 323 00:17:19.770 --> 00:17:22.440 But shouldn't we slow down for a second? 324 00:17:22.440 --> 00:17:25.620 I feel like if we slow down, he's gonna come back. 325 00:17:25.620 --> 00:17:27.300 All right, here's what's first. 326 00:17:27.300 --> 00:17:28.860 Day one, experience one. 327 00:17:28.860 --> 00:17:29.850 A coffee date. 328 00:17:29.850 --> 00:17:31.230 Okay. Yeah, let's do it. 329 00:17:31.230 --> 00:17:32.280 Yeah. 330 00:17:32.280 --> 00:17:33.430 What's a coffee date? 331 00:17:35.020 --> 00:17:36.570 Alright. 332 00:17:36.570 --> 00:17:39.570 A coffee date is a quick get to know you 333 00:17:39.570 --> 00:17:43.380 over a tasty beverage people once consumed for energy, 334 00:17:43.380 --> 00:17:47.250 but now is unnecessary due to our caffeinated cake food. 335 00:17:47.250 --> 00:17:49.440 Normally you'd start with small talk, 336 00:17:49.440 --> 00:17:53.370 but since you're probably bad at small talk, we have prods. 337 00:17:53.370 --> 00:17:54.480 Why don't we do our own small talk? 338 00:17:54.480 --> 00:17:55.830 I feel like I'm good at it. 339 00:17:59.520 --> 00:18:02.190 Okay. So. 340 00:18:02.190 --> 00:18:03.730 Uh. Okay, so. 341 00:18:03.730 --> 00:18:06.030 Ry, do you wanna blow it? 342 00:18:08.490 --> 00:18:09.390 Didn't think so. 343 00:18:09.390 --> 00:18:10.320 Okay. Prod number one. 344 00:18:10.320 --> 00:18:12.600 "My name is." 345 00:18:12.600 --> 00:18:14.370 Now, these prods are stupid. 346 00:18:15.630 --> 00:18:18.300 Okay. Proceed with your own small talk. 347 00:18:18.300 --> 00:18:23.300 Um. Well, can I first mention how weird this all is? 348 00:18:23.580 --> 00:18:25.810 Oh my God, this is so weird. 349 00:18:25.810 --> 00:18:28.320 Like, I have an actual person in person 350 00:18:28.320 --> 00:18:29.250 right in front of me. 351 00:18:29.250 --> 00:18:30.720 I can't even remember the last time 352 00:18:30.720 --> 00:18:32.580 I saw an actual person in person. 353 00:18:32.580 --> 00:18:35.130 Me too. It's kind of exciting. 354 00:18:36.330 --> 00:18:38.520 It's also kind of terrifying. 355 00:18:38.520 --> 00:18:39.930 Do I scare you, Ry? 356 00:18:41.650 --> 00:18:42.490 No. 357 00:18:42.490 --> 00:18:44.910 No. I mean, not you specifically, but just this-. 358 00:18:44.910 --> 00:18:46.010 - I'm kidding. - Whole. 359 00:18:47.130 --> 00:18:48.200 Okay. Wow. 360 00:18:48.200 --> 00:18:50.430 I don't think we could win this house if I scared you. 361 00:18:50.430 --> 00:18:52.590 Yeah, well, we wouldn't want that to happen. 362 00:18:52.590 --> 00:18:55.230 I mean, I am here for the house. 363 00:18:55.230 --> 00:18:56.490 Wait, really? 364 00:18:57.510 --> 00:19:00.480 No, I mean, this house is amazing. 365 00:19:00.480 --> 00:19:02.160 It's so fucking amazing. 366 00:19:02.160 --> 00:19:04.290 I've never even been in a house before. 367 00:19:04.290 --> 00:19:05.520 I used to live in a house. 368 00:19:05.520 --> 00:19:07.560 It was the most beautiful thing. 369 00:19:07.560 --> 00:19:09.360 But I'm here to meet the one. 370 00:19:12.210 --> 00:19:17.210 I've been looking for the one for a really long time. 371 00:19:19.650 --> 00:19:21.390 Oh, I'm sorry. 372 00:19:22.950 --> 00:19:25.590 It's a lot to put on a person you just met. 373 00:19:25.590 --> 00:19:27.240 Especially when you haven't seen an actual person 374 00:19:27.240 --> 00:19:28.770 in person in forever. 375 00:19:28.770 --> 00:19:32.460 Shit, you're right. I blew it. 376 00:19:32.460 --> 00:19:34.710 You did. Big time. 377 00:19:34.710 --> 00:19:36.900 But you know, 378 00:19:36.900 --> 00:19:40.590 I'm assuming we're both here to meet someone, right? 379 00:19:40.590 --> 00:19:42.640 Actually, I'm just here for the coffee. 380 00:19:54.540 --> 00:19:56.490 Wow. Is it really that bad? 381 00:19:56.490 --> 00:19:57.320 It's so bad. 382 00:19:59.730 --> 00:20:00.800 Well, they're similar names. 383 00:20:00.800 --> 00:20:03.090 Right, right. Well actually my name's not even Ry. 384 00:20:03.090 --> 00:20:04.590 It's Rainier Yosemite 385 00:20:04.590 --> 00:20:06.660 after my parents two favorite places. 386 00:20:06.660 --> 00:20:08.670 Back when you could go to places. 387 00:20:08.670 --> 00:20:11.580 Mount Rainier and Yosemite National Park. Right? 388 00:20:11.580 --> 00:20:15.500 That just became RY and then RY just became Ry. 389 00:20:15.500 --> 00:20:18.350 Oh, so you're named after a place too? 390 00:20:18.350 --> 00:20:20.010 Too? What's Ria? 391 00:20:20.010 --> 00:20:22.740 Short for Victoria, Australia. 392 00:20:22.740 --> 00:20:24.240 That's where my parents were born. 393 00:20:24.240 --> 00:20:27.480 Australia. Okay. So that's why you talk like that. 394 00:20:27.480 --> 00:20:29.910 Why do you think I talk like this? 395 00:20:29.910 --> 00:20:30.930 You were bored. 396 00:20:30.930 --> 00:20:33.600 Well, I'm not bored now, but- 397 00:20:33.600 --> 00:20:34.980 Hey there, love drinkers. 398 00:20:34.980 --> 00:20:35.820 Jesus. 399 00:20:35.820 --> 00:20:36.650 Are you watching us? 400 00:20:36.650 --> 00:20:38.880 I'm just here to say, it's time to get your scores, 401 00:20:38.880 --> 00:20:40.800 which you can get on the CNKTR app. 402 00:20:40.800 --> 00:20:42.000 Good luck. 403 00:20:43.260 --> 00:20:45.240 Well, that was a coffee date. 404 00:20:45.240 --> 00:20:47.640 Yeah. Well, do you think we nailed it? 405 00:20:47.640 --> 00:20:49.050 Well, I definitely nailed it. 406 00:20:49.050 --> 00:20:50.970 Let's see if you held up your end of the bargain. 407 00:20:50.970 --> 00:20:53.220 "Held up my end of the bargain" is my middle name. 408 00:20:53.220 --> 00:20:55.260 Your middle name is Yosemite. 409 00:20:55.260 --> 00:20:57.130 Shit, you remembered. 410 00:20:57.130 --> 00:20:59.160 I could never forget a Yosemite. 411 00:20:59.160 --> 00:21:00.030 Okay, now get out your phone. 412 00:21:00.030 --> 00:21:01.080 Alright, alright. 413 00:21:01.080 --> 00:21:02.870 Lets check the scores. 414 00:21:02.870 --> 00:21:05.320 Okay. 415 00:21:09.240 --> 00:21:11.280 I have no idea what that means. 416 00:21:12.240 --> 00:21:13.170 Hey, I should clarify. 417 00:21:13.170 --> 00:21:14.700 While I'm not watching you, 418 00:21:14.700 --> 00:21:16.530 I am watching your scores 419 00:21:16.530 --> 00:21:19.920 and 21 is great. 420 00:21:19.920 --> 00:21:22.200 Aw, with six total planned experiences, 421 00:21:22.200 --> 00:21:24.690 you guys are already ahead of pace to get 100. 422 00:21:24.690 --> 00:21:27.150 So don't mess it up, okay. 423 00:21:27.150 --> 00:21:28.950 Are you ever gonna tell us why you care so much? 424 00:21:28.950 --> 00:21:30.250 It's not Important. Bye. 425 00:21:31.620 --> 00:21:33.530 Wow. We did good. 426 00:21:33.530 --> 00:21:37.710 Well, I guess that means we're pretty compatible. 427 00:21:37.710 --> 00:21:40.830 Yeah, but we are not done yet. 428 00:21:40.830 --> 00:21:43.920 Okay. Well, tell me what's next, Victoria Australia. 429 00:21:44.850 --> 00:21:46.020 Cooking dinner. 430 00:21:46.020 --> 00:21:47.430 With real food? 431 00:21:47.430 --> 00:21:49.620 Yeah. I've always wanted to cook for real. 432 00:21:49.620 --> 00:21:50.580 Really? 433 00:21:50.580 --> 00:21:54.600 Yeah. You know, it just seems fulfilling. 434 00:21:54.600 --> 00:21:57.360 Okay. Well you enjoy cooking dinner 435 00:21:57.360 --> 00:21:59.790 and I am gonna go check out 436 00:21:59.790 --> 00:22:01.500 the rest of my future house. K, bye. 437 00:22:01.500 --> 00:22:03.510 Wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. Come on. 438 00:22:03.510 --> 00:22:05.550 You can't just let me do this alone. 439 00:22:05.550 --> 00:22:07.200 You look plenty capable. 440 00:22:10.020 --> 00:22:11.800 Fine. How can I help chef Ry? 441 00:22:19.200 --> 00:22:21.990 Ah, so how long have you been on CNKTR? 442 00:22:23.520 --> 00:22:25.080 That's a personal question. 443 00:22:25.080 --> 00:22:27.120 Well, this is a personal situation. 444 00:22:29.400 --> 00:22:31.560 How long have you been on CNKTR? 445 00:22:31.560 --> 00:22:32.670 Hey, I asked first. 446 00:22:35.460 --> 00:22:36.990 Not long. 447 00:22:36.990 --> 00:22:38.180 Really? Wait, well, 448 00:22:38.180 --> 00:22:39.830 how have you been meeting people? 449 00:22:41.790 --> 00:22:43.140 At work. 450 00:22:43.140 --> 00:22:43.970 Work? 451 00:22:45.720 --> 00:22:48.270 Yeah. Hey, I am a workaholic. 452 00:22:48.270 --> 00:22:50.820 Can't you tell from all of the work that I'm doing? 453 00:22:51.900 --> 00:22:53.490 Yeah, I guess so. 454 00:22:53.490 --> 00:22:57.420 And actually, I think we're done. 455 00:22:57.420 --> 00:22:58.250 Wow. 456 00:22:58.250 --> 00:22:59.880 So, what do you do for work? 457 00:22:59.880 --> 00:23:02.310 Oh, hey there, love chefs. 458 00:23:02.310 --> 00:23:03.540 Hope your meal's ready, 459 00:23:03.540 --> 00:23:05.850 'cause it's time to check your score again. 460 00:23:05.850 --> 00:23:07.900 But we haven't even tried the food yet. 461 00:23:09.600 --> 00:23:12.540 Are you here to eat or are you here to win? 462 00:23:14.130 --> 00:23:15.780 Then hit that calculate button. 463 00:23:17.430 --> 00:23:18.540 All right, here we go again. 464 00:23:18.540 --> 00:23:21.540 Yup. Okay. Let's see. 465 00:23:26.430 --> 00:23:27.600 Is that good? 466 00:23:27.600 --> 00:23:29.850 It's even better than last time. 467 00:23:29.850 --> 00:23:34.480 Oh, well, like I said, compatible. 468 00:23:34.480 --> 00:23:36.240 Uh huh... 469 00:23:36.240 --> 00:23:38.520 But is the food good, Chef Ry? 470 00:23:38.520 --> 00:23:39.600 Oh, okay. 471 00:23:39.600 --> 00:23:41.340 I volunteer as guinea pig. 472 00:23:41.340 --> 00:23:43.580 I mean, what if it's like the coffee? 473 00:23:48.810 --> 00:23:50.370 What, is it bad? 474 00:23:50.370 --> 00:23:51.780 Oh my God. 475 00:23:51.780 --> 00:23:52.970 It's real food. 476 00:23:54.420 --> 00:23:55.860 - Hey. - Oh, it's so crunchy. 477 00:23:55.860 --> 00:23:56.790 Let me try. Whoa. 478 00:23:56.790 --> 00:23:57.620 Holy moly. 479 00:23:57.620 --> 00:23:59.100 I've never tried crunchy stuff- 480 00:24:00.160 --> 00:24:01.890 But before we eat the food, 481 00:24:01.890 --> 00:24:04.760 we have to prepare for the next experience. 482 00:24:10.410 --> 00:24:14.650 Day one, experience three, our first real dinner date. 483 00:24:16.650 --> 00:24:17.820 But don't rush into it. 484 00:24:21.270 --> 00:24:22.620 You want to look your best. 485 00:24:26.550 --> 00:24:29.390 And moving too fast might make the whole thing fall apart. 486 00:25:01.530 --> 00:25:02.980 What happened to your face? 487 00:25:03.930 --> 00:25:05.670 This is exactly how they used to do makeup 488 00:25:05.670 --> 00:25:07.230 back in the day. 489 00:25:07.230 --> 00:25:08.570 Oh, well, you know, 490 00:25:08.570 --> 00:25:10.590 I think you actually look kind of great. 491 00:25:11.430 --> 00:25:12.420 Oh, thank you. 492 00:25:13.410 --> 00:25:15.630 You actually kind of look great too. 493 00:25:18.390 --> 00:25:19.840 Except for your torn up face. 494 00:25:21.210 --> 00:25:24.180 Uh. Well, you should see the shaver that did this to me. 495 00:25:28.050 --> 00:25:30.210 Wait, what's that on your leg? 496 00:25:30.210 --> 00:25:31.410 Nothing. 497 00:25:31.410 --> 00:25:32.640 Let's go date. 498 00:25:32.640 --> 00:25:35.060 Well, I, oh, oh, okay. Okay. Okay. 499 00:25:37.770 --> 00:25:39.570 We ate so much real food. 500 00:25:42.100 --> 00:25:42.930 We did. 501 00:25:44.030 --> 00:25:46.260 Are we supposed to be talking? 502 00:25:46.260 --> 00:25:47.800 In addition to eating? 503 00:25:49.260 --> 00:25:50.220 Okay. Lemme check. 504 00:25:51.360 --> 00:25:52.650 Ah. 505 00:25:55.140 --> 00:25:56.250 Yes. 506 00:25:56.250 --> 00:25:58.620 Ah, okay. Well- 507 00:26:00.540 --> 00:26:03.660 Deputy vice director of software development at Voyanox. 508 00:26:04.590 --> 00:26:05.590 You asked what I do. 509 00:26:06.570 --> 00:26:07.400 That's it. 510 00:26:08.730 --> 00:26:10.320 Oh, whoa. 511 00:26:11.650 --> 00:26:12.490 What? 512 00:26:13.460 --> 00:26:16.200 You know, Voyanox is huge. 513 00:26:16.200 --> 00:26:18.780 And software development? That's pretty cool, and- 514 00:26:20.070 --> 00:26:23.250 Deputy vice director? That sounds really important. 515 00:26:23.250 --> 00:26:24.270 Yeah. 516 00:26:24.270 --> 00:26:26.640 You're like, a huge success. 517 00:26:28.290 --> 00:26:29.250 Yeah. 518 00:26:29.250 --> 00:26:30.690 You don't think so? 519 00:26:32.550 --> 00:26:33.420 I'm trying. 520 00:26:35.040 --> 00:26:38.550 I'm not where I wanna be in the company. 521 00:26:38.550 --> 00:26:40.350 I mean, you'll get there 522 00:26:40.350 --> 00:26:42.210 and you're clearly smart and driven 523 00:26:42.210 --> 00:26:44.640 and I'm sure you're great to work with. 524 00:26:44.640 --> 00:26:46.050 And you know what? If if they don't see that, 525 00:26:46.050 --> 00:26:47.130 then you can tell 'em to fuck off 526 00:26:47.130 --> 00:26:48.390 and you could probably kill it somewhere else. 527 00:26:48.390 --> 00:26:49.830 I know you would. 528 00:26:49.830 --> 00:26:52.820 You don't just leave a company like Voyanox. 529 00:26:52.820 --> 00:26:54.800 Well, what do you like about it there? 530 00:26:56.610 --> 00:26:57.440 Um. 531 00:26:59.250 --> 00:27:01.350 You know what? I think that is enough sharing 532 00:27:01.350 --> 00:27:03.620 for our first real dinner date. 533 00:27:03.620 --> 00:27:05.130 Ugh. Okay. 534 00:27:05.130 --> 00:27:07.020 So do we get our scores now? 535 00:27:08.280 --> 00:27:09.120 It's optional. 536 00:27:10.350 --> 00:27:11.650 What's the other option? 537 00:27:13.560 --> 00:27:14.760 Keep the night going. 538 00:27:24.120 --> 00:27:26.400 Are we supposed to be talking here too? 539 00:27:26.400 --> 00:27:28.230 I thought the details of my job 540 00:27:28.230 --> 00:27:29.400 blew your mind so much 541 00:27:29.400 --> 00:27:31.710 that you couldn't handle anymore talking. 542 00:27:31.710 --> 00:27:34.350 You're right. I'm still picking up the pieces. 543 00:27:34.350 --> 00:27:36.360 Of, you know, my blown mind. 544 00:27:36.360 --> 00:27:37.260 Right. Get it. 545 00:27:37.260 --> 00:27:38.280 Oh, I got it. 546 00:27:38.280 --> 00:27:40.620 In fact, here's another piece. You missed it. 547 00:27:40.620 --> 00:27:41.620 Oh, is that right? 548 00:27:48.650 --> 00:27:51.230 You're right. We should talk. 549 00:27:52.830 --> 00:27:54.800 When was the last time you were on a date? 550 00:27:56.250 --> 00:27:57.080 Never. 551 00:27:59.220 --> 00:28:00.810 Never? 552 00:28:00.810 --> 00:28:02.260 I'm a workaholic, remember? 553 00:28:03.690 --> 00:28:06.300 When was the last time you were on a date? 554 00:28:06.300 --> 00:28:08.760 When have I ever not been on a date? 555 00:28:08.760 --> 00:28:11.550 Really? Then why are you still single? 556 00:28:17.580 --> 00:28:22.580 Oh, sorry. I didn't meant to say that. 557 00:28:22.710 --> 00:28:26.100 And, I guess this is why I don't date, huh? 558 00:28:29.490 --> 00:28:31.230 No, you know what? Uh. 559 00:28:31.230 --> 00:28:32.730 Fuck it, I'll tell this story. 560 00:28:34.380 --> 00:28:35.640 Her name was Tulsa. 561 00:28:37.530 --> 00:28:40.230 We had been dating virtually for about two months. 562 00:28:42.060 --> 00:28:43.140 I know that's not that long. 563 00:28:43.140 --> 00:28:45.420 And people go years or sometimes forever. 564 00:28:45.420 --> 00:28:47.850 But I wanted to be different. 565 00:28:48.960 --> 00:28:51.150 I really thought she was the one. 566 00:28:53.760 --> 00:28:57.060 So I wanted to make a grand gesture. 567 00:28:57.060 --> 00:29:02.060 I saved up three paychecks and I shipped myself to her. 568 00:29:04.200 --> 00:29:09.120 Wow. That's bold and expensive. 569 00:29:10.140 --> 00:29:12.040 So when I got in my shipping box, 570 00:29:12.040 --> 00:29:14.190 I was video chatting with her. 571 00:29:16.080 --> 00:29:19.920 She was acting weird and saying she wasn't sure about it. 572 00:29:22.460 --> 00:29:24.690 And then when I got to her door, 573 00:29:25.620 --> 00:29:28.350 she said that she couldn't do it anymore. 574 00:29:28.350 --> 00:29:32.370 And she ended the chat. And then she blocked me. 575 00:29:36.740 --> 00:29:38.770 I had to call customer service. 576 00:29:39.960 --> 00:29:42.150 I was stuck in that box for six hours. 577 00:29:47.790 --> 00:29:49.140 Never heard from her again. 578 00:29:52.500 --> 00:29:55.590 Wow. That really sucks. 579 00:29:57.520 --> 00:29:59.270 Yeah. Yeah, it did. 580 00:30:03.650 --> 00:30:06.380 But it's also kind of funny. 581 00:30:06.380 --> 00:30:07.210 What? 582 00:30:07.210 --> 00:30:10.440 You were stuck in a box for six hours. 583 00:30:10.440 --> 00:30:13.270 You can't give me that image and expect me not to laugh. 584 00:30:16.260 --> 00:30:20.670 Uh. Yeah. I mean, I guess it is pretty funny. 585 00:30:23.400 --> 00:30:26.150 You know, probably got a lot of frequent shipper miles. 586 00:30:30.750 --> 00:30:32.780 What would you have done if you had gotten there? 587 00:30:33.840 --> 00:30:35.730 Would you have- 588 00:30:35.730 --> 00:30:36.560 No. Uh 589 00:30:37.410 --> 00:30:38.850 No, I mean, I don't even think that it- 590 00:30:38.850 --> 00:30:39.680 Same. 591 00:30:41.910 --> 00:30:43.310 So what would you have done? 592 00:30:44.490 --> 00:30:45.320 Uh. 593 00:30:47.760 --> 00:30:49.830 Talked like we are, 594 00:30:52.140 --> 00:30:53.400 ate like we did 595 00:30:53.400 --> 00:30:54.230 and uh, 596 00:30:58.470 --> 00:30:59.730 I always imagined a hug. 597 00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:02.030 A hug? 598 00:31:03.750 --> 00:31:04.890 Yeah. Yeah. 599 00:31:04.890 --> 00:31:07.980 I mean, I haven't hugged anyone since my parents. 600 00:31:07.980 --> 00:31:11.610 And even then it's been like, I dunno, 13 years. 601 00:31:13.590 --> 00:31:14.820 Yeah. Same. 602 00:31:16.140 --> 00:31:17.740 And those hugs were pretty cold. 603 00:31:25.260 --> 00:31:26.710 Do you wanna hug right now? 604 00:31:28.320 --> 00:31:29.370 Are you serious? 605 00:31:29.370 --> 00:31:31.870 Well, why not? It might improve our score. 606 00:31:31.870 --> 00:31:34.540 Yeah, you're right. Our score. 607 00:31:44.110 --> 00:31:45.040 Oh. 608 00:31:48.180 --> 00:31:50.230 Oh. 609 00:31:51.500 --> 00:31:53.050 Are we really doing this? 610 00:31:53.050 --> 00:31:55.060 Shut up and just go with it. 611 00:31:55.060 --> 00:31:56.410 Whoa. 612 00:31:56.410 --> 00:31:58.080 Is it good? 613 00:31:58.080 --> 00:32:00.230 It's really good. 614 00:32:00.230 --> 00:32:03.140 It's so good, right. Oh my God. 615 00:32:03.140 --> 00:32:03.970 Oh. 616 00:32:07.400 --> 00:32:08.240 Hug me. 617 00:32:09.630 --> 00:32:11.330 I am hugging you. 618 00:32:11.330 --> 00:32:13.010 Hug me harder. 619 00:32:13.010 --> 00:32:13.840 Oh. 620 00:32:13.840 --> 00:32:14.670 Oh. 621 00:32:14.670 --> 00:32:17.510 I don't think I can go much longer. 622 00:32:17.510 --> 00:32:18.840 Don't stop. 623 00:32:24.470 --> 00:32:25.550 Yeah. Whoa. 624 00:32:34.150 --> 00:32:35.700 Should we check our score? 625 00:32:36.600 --> 00:32:37.430 Yeah. 626 00:32:49.110 --> 00:32:51.000 Tell us your story. How did you meet? 627 00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:52.200 Sam and I met- 628 00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:53.970 Before the world went to hell. 629 00:32:53.970 --> 00:32:55.650 It was only part way to hell. 630 00:32:56.700 --> 00:32:58.740 Remember safe hours? 631 00:32:58.740 --> 00:33:02.060 Once we stayed out after safe hours. 632 00:33:02.060 --> 00:33:04.800 We were a hot couple. 633 00:33:04.800 --> 00:33:05.970 Gross 634 00:33:05.970 --> 00:33:07.650 And then when we got promotions, 635 00:33:07.650 --> 00:33:10.530 we actually moved into this huge place. 636 00:33:10.530 --> 00:33:13.500 It has rooms, plural. 637 00:33:13.500 --> 00:33:17.180 We did a lot in these rooms. 638 00:33:17.180 --> 00:33:19.290 Ew. Seriously. 639 00:33:19.290 --> 00:33:23.790 It was so much space. Until we had Alex. 640 00:33:23.790 --> 00:33:27.180 We love Alex so much. 641 00:33:27.180 --> 00:33:28.920 And we love the fact that Alex's ass 642 00:33:28.920 --> 00:33:30.660 moves out once school is over. 643 00:33:32.420 --> 00:33:33.430 Don't say that. 644 00:33:34.780 --> 00:33:36.990 Fine. We do love that fact. 645 00:33:36.990 --> 00:33:38.730 I am right here. 646 00:33:38.730 --> 00:33:39.940 Of course you are. 647 00:33:39.940 --> 00:33:41.860 Where else would you be? 648 00:33:44.220 --> 00:33:45.400 Good morning, resident of 649 00:33:45.400 --> 00:33:46.970 Los Angeles outer reaches. 650 00:33:48.240 --> 00:33:49.770 Lancaster is on fire. 651 00:33:51.720 --> 00:33:53.250 Palmdale is underwater. 652 00:33:54.540 --> 00:33:56.040 Please do not leave your home. 653 00:34:08.780 --> 00:34:10.780 Hey. 654 00:34:13.590 --> 00:34:17.700 Do you want breakfast? 655 00:34:17.700 --> 00:34:18.530 Sure. 656 00:34:20.550 --> 00:34:22.140 Maybe toast? 657 00:34:23.730 --> 00:34:25.620 Why are you being so awkward? 658 00:34:25.620 --> 00:34:27.990 Oh, sorry. It's on the schedule. 659 00:34:27.990 --> 00:34:29.100 What? 660 00:34:29.100 --> 00:34:30.990 Awkward morning after talk. 661 00:34:30.990 --> 00:34:32.610 It is not on the schedule. 662 00:34:34.500 --> 00:34:35.330 Well shit. 663 00:34:42.210 --> 00:34:43.800 That coffee date was pretty good. 664 00:34:43.800 --> 00:34:45.960 Yeah. Best one ever. 665 00:34:51.270 --> 00:34:53.910 That dinner too. You know. Quite the chef. 666 00:34:53.910 --> 00:34:54.780 Yeah. 667 00:34:54.780 --> 00:34:55.680 Best chef ever. 668 00:35:00.420 --> 00:35:01.590 That hug was super amazing. 669 00:35:01.590 --> 00:35:03.500 Oh my God. That hug was fucking amazing. 670 00:35:03.500 --> 00:35:04.860 It was better than I imagined. 671 00:35:04.860 --> 00:35:05.940 I'd do it again. 672 00:35:05.940 --> 00:35:06.780 Me too. 673 00:35:08.490 --> 00:35:09.320 Not right now though. 674 00:35:09.320 --> 00:35:11.280 Oh, yeah. Definitely not now. 675 00:35:14.580 --> 00:35:17.340 Man, can I just say, I just, 676 00:35:17.340 --> 00:35:20.040 I really feel like something amazing is happening here. 677 00:35:20.040 --> 00:35:20.870 Right? 678 00:35:20.870 --> 00:35:25.870 You know, there's so much that we've gone through 679 00:35:25.870 --> 00:35:27.840 just in this one day. 680 00:35:27.840 --> 00:35:28.770 I feel like- 681 00:35:28.770 --> 00:35:29.600 Ry. 682 00:35:29.600 --> 00:35:31.470 Something is happening. 683 00:35:31.470 --> 00:35:32.570 You know, I know that, 684 00:35:33.720 --> 00:35:34.860 I know it's only been one day, 685 00:35:34.860 --> 00:35:37.110 but you know, it's whole other life- 686 00:35:37.110 --> 00:35:39.750 I don't wanna be in a relationship. 687 00:35:39.750 --> 00:35:41.580 Oh yeah. Me neither. 688 00:35:41.580 --> 00:35:43.350 No, really. 689 00:35:43.350 --> 00:35:44.180 I mean it. 690 00:35:46.500 --> 00:35:47.330 What? 691 00:35:48.780 --> 00:35:49.770 I know this is weird 692 00:35:49.770 --> 00:35:54.770 because things are going really well here. 693 00:35:54.990 --> 00:35:58.380 It's just, I had to say it now. 694 00:36:01.230 --> 00:36:02.340 Are you serious? 695 00:36:04.680 --> 00:36:05.510 Yeah. 696 00:36:08.970 --> 00:36:10.830 Why does this keep happening to me? 697 00:36:10.830 --> 00:36:13.980 Ry, it's not you. I just don't want one at all. 698 00:36:19.130 --> 00:36:22.080 That actually is pretty funny. 699 00:36:22.080 --> 00:36:22.910 Ry. 700 00:36:26.490 --> 00:36:27.870 Why are you even here? 701 00:36:29.820 --> 00:36:30.650 The coffee. 702 00:36:34.650 --> 00:36:35.480 Fine. 703 00:36:41.220 --> 00:36:43.230 I'm here to win the house. 704 00:36:43.230 --> 00:36:45.810 I lived in a house when I was a little kid, 705 00:36:45.810 --> 00:36:48.060 but we lost it when my parents split up. 706 00:36:49.170 --> 00:36:53.910 And then I saw this contest and I thought, why not? 707 00:36:53.910 --> 00:36:55.650 Even if it means I have to live with a random guy 708 00:36:55.650 --> 00:36:56.760 for the rest of my life. 709 00:36:56.760 --> 00:36:57.660 No offense. 710 00:36:57.660 --> 00:36:59.370 Yeah, and you decided not to tell that random guy 711 00:36:59.370 --> 00:37:00.200 until now. 712 00:37:00.200 --> 00:37:01.230 I wanted to. 713 00:37:01.230 --> 00:37:02.520 I don't like to lie, 714 00:37:02.520 --> 00:37:07.170 but yesterday, when I saw an actual other person 715 00:37:07.170 --> 00:37:09.000 and we were having such a good time. 716 00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:10.350 Yeah, we were. 717 00:37:11.330 --> 00:37:13.140 Was that hug even real? 718 00:37:13.140 --> 00:37:14.130 Yes, it was. 719 00:37:15.420 --> 00:37:16.590 And it was really good. 720 00:37:16.590 --> 00:37:18.030 It was amazing. 721 00:37:20.520 --> 00:37:23.610 Ry, I understand if you don't wanna talk to me 722 00:37:23.610 --> 00:37:25.800 or see me for the rest of the weekend, 723 00:37:26.820 --> 00:37:31.820 but I had a really good time and I know you did too. 724 00:37:32.040 --> 00:37:35.010 And it's not like you live in some palace either. 725 00:37:35.010 --> 00:37:36.990 So maybe if you want, 726 00:37:36.990 --> 00:37:39.540 we could band together and try to win this house. 727 00:37:40.680 --> 00:37:42.630 I don't know. It's all up to you. 728 00:37:56.970 --> 00:38:00.450 Good job making the awkward morning after talk awkward. 729 00:38:00.450 --> 00:38:01.280 Ry 730 00:38:02.460 --> 00:38:04.260 Why don't you want a relationship? 731 00:38:08.460 --> 00:38:10.470 Because people always let you down. 732 00:38:11.520 --> 00:38:13.740 Well, opposed to your job, which is going great. 733 00:38:13.740 --> 00:38:15.390 Hey, I'm trying. 734 00:38:16.290 --> 00:38:19.800 Besides, why does everyone have to be with somebody? 735 00:38:19.800 --> 00:38:22.170 Why can't I just be really successful? 736 00:38:22.170 --> 00:38:23.850 Get the promotion I deserve. 737 00:38:23.850 --> 00:38:25.260 Use that money to buy a house 738 00:38:25.260 --> 00:38:27.150 and take really good care of my- 739 00:38:29.040 --> 00:38:30.990 Fuck! My plants! 740 00:38:30.990 --> 00:38:32.130 What? Ria. 741 00:38:32.130 --> 00:38:33.240 I forgot my plants. 742 00:38:33.240 --> 00:38:35.820 Ria, your plants are fine. 743 00:38:35.820 --> 00:38:37.140 What? 744 00:38:37.140 --> 00:38:38.340 Yeah. I saw them yesterday 745 00:38:38.340 --> 00:38:40.080 before your shipping box went away. 746 00:38:40.080 --> 00:38:42.230 So I set them up here and gave them water. 747 00:38:42.230 --> 00:38:44.080 Sorry I forgot to tell you. 748 00:38:44.080 --> 00:38:45.980 I wanted it to be a- 749 00:38:45.980 --> 00:38:46.810 Whoa. 750 00:38:48.700 --> 00:38:51.030 Wait. You gave them water? 751 00:38:51.990 --> 00:38:52.920 Yeah. 752 00:38:52.920 --> 00:38:53.910 How much? 753 00:38:55.570 --> 00:38:56.400 Enough? 754 00:38:56.400 --> 00:38:58.770 No, no, no, no, no. 755 00:38:58.770 --> 00:38:59.920 What did you do? 756 00:38:59.920 --> 00:39:00.810 I thought I was helping. 757 00:39:00.810 --> 00:39:02.210 Well, clearly you weren't. 758 00:39:03.830 --> 00:39:04.660 Ugh. 759 00:39:07.110 --> 00:39:11.580 You know, I got them out of the shipping box. 760 00:39:11.580 --> 00:39:13.800 Right. Because I fucked up. 761 00:39:13.800 --> 00:39:15.180 Because I'm a fuck up. 762 00:39:16.150 --> 00:39:18.480 But you could've told me, 763 00:39:18.480 --> 00:39:21.800 instead of trying to make it into another grand gesture. 764 00:39:26.340 --> 00:39:28.050 How can I fix this? 765 00:39:28.050 --> 00:39:28.880 Oh, I don't know, Ry. 766 00:39:28.880 --> 00:39:30.480 Can you go back in time 767 00:39:30.480 --> 00:39:32.310 and find someone else for this contest 768 00:39:32.310 --> 00:39:34.530 who's not gonna drown my plants 769 00:39:34.530 --> 00:39:37.170 and then drown me in relationship talk. 770 00:39:38.070 --> 00:39:43.070 Hey there. Is everything okay here? 771 00:39:45.360 --> 00:39:49.020 You know, you should have checked your scores by now and- 772 00:39:50.010 --> 00:39:52.900 You can get your score later. Yeah. 773 00:40:44.540 --> 00:40:46.710 Oh, hey. Hey Ry. 774 00:40:46.710 --> 00:40:49.270 Hey. This is an important- 775 00:40:58.300 --> 00:40:59.130 Ria! Ria! 776 00:40:59.990 --> 00:41:01.240 Okay. You need- 777 00:41:02.250 --> 00:41:03.090 Shit. 778 00:41:22.770 --> 00:41:23.940 Ry Ry. 779 00:41:23.940 --> 00:41:25.020 Hey Culver. 780 00:41:25.020 --> 00:41:26.370 You've literally never called me 781 00:41:26.370 --> 00:41:28.830 outside of your work-sanctioned time slot. 782 00:41:28.830 --> 00:41:30.000 I need to talk. 783 00:41:30.000 --> 00:41:32.070 It's uh, it's pretty late, bro. 784 00:41:32.070 --> 00:41:33.820 But I will give you five minutes. 785 00:41:39.180 --> 00:41:40.010 Whoa. 786 00:41:40.890 --> 00:41:42.540 You really did fuck up. 787 00:41:43.380 --> 00:41:45.660 Wait, I thought you were on counselor mode. 788 00:41:45.660 --> 00:41:48.330 I am. That's how much you fucked up. 789 00:41:48.330 --> 00:41:50.010 Do I just leave? 790 00:41:50.010 --> 00:41:50.940 Do you wanna? 791 00:41:55.250 --> 00:41:56.340 Oh, good. 792 00:41:56.340 --> 00:41:58.110 Because if you said yes, I was gonna have to kill you. 793 00:41:58.110 --> 00:42:00.630 But what's the point if he wants something that I don't? 794 00:42:00.630 --> 00:42:02.490 And she wants something that I don't. 795 00:42:02.490 --> 00:42:04.240 The fucking point, Ria? 796 00:42:04.240 --> 00:42:06.510 I'll tell you the point. 797 00:42:06.510 --> 00:42:09.540 And look, I mean, I'll show you how serious I am. 798 00:42:09.540 --> 00:42:10.560 Hang on a second. 799 00:42:12.060 --> 00:42:13.590 You were having fun. Yes? 800 00:42:15.720 --> 00:42:16.650 Yeah. 801 00:42:16.650 --> 00:42:18.930 And you were connecting, right? 802 00:42:20.070 --> 00:42:21.270 I mean, I guess we were. 803 00:42:21.270 --> 00:42:22.920 Then keep going. 804 00:42:22.920 --> 00:42:24.300 Keep connecting. 805 00:42:24.300 --> 00:42:27.540 Keep learning about yourself in the process. 806 00:42:27.540 --> 00:42:29.570 You never know where it's gonna lead you. 807 00:42:31.940 --> 00:42:32.770 Yeah. 808 00:42:33.900 --> 00:42:35.250 Yeah? 809 00:42:35.250 --> 00:42:36.240 Yeah! 810 00:42:36.240 --> 00:42:37.110 That was a very 811 00:42:37.110 --> 00:42:39.570 uncharacteristically enthusiastic yeah, Ria. 812 00:42:39.570 --> 00:42:43.460 By connecting with her, I'll make her come around. 813 00:42:43.460 --> 00:42:44.290 No, bruh, no. 814 00:42:44.290 --> 00:42:46.200 I'm gonna make him drop the whole relationship thing. 815 00:42:46.200 --> 00:42:48.420 Oh no, no. Ria, that's not what I meant. 816 00:42:48.420 --> 00:42:49.650 This is great, Culver. 817 00:42:49.650 --> 00:42:50.480 Ry. 818 00:42:50.480 --> 00:42:51.750 Tomorrow, it's happening. 819 00:42:51.750 --> 00:42:52.580 Ria- 820 00:43:07.130 --> 00:43:09.030 I hear the two of you share an apartment. 821 00:43:09.030 --> 00:43:09.990 I used to live in a house. 822 00:43:09.990 --> 00:43:10.920 Here we go. 823 00:43:10.920 --> 00:43:12.030 What? 824 00:43:12.030 --> 00:43:13.200 I did. 825 00:43:13.200 --> 00:43:15.300 Wait till you hear how it was really big. 826 00:43:15.300 --> 00:43:17.730 867 square feet. 827 00:43:18.690 --> 00:43:21.240 Then I was cheated on. 828 00:43:21.240 --> 00:43:24.060 Turns out that piece of shit had another house. 829 00:43:24.060 --> 00:43:26.670 953 square feet. 830 00:43:28.680 --> 00:43:30.870 I've never lived in a house. 831 00:43:30.870 --> 00:43:32.730 But then I met Ojai here. 832 00:43:33.720 --> 00:43:34.920 A studio's perfect. 833 00:43:34.920 --> 00:43:37.020 You got a bed, a desk, 834 00:43:37.020 --> 00:43:39.150 a counter, a window. 835 00:43:39.150 --> 00:43:41.040 What more do you need? 836 00:43:41.040 --> 00:43:44.550 Now I live in 154 square feet 837 00:43:44.550 --> 00:43:45.600 with another person. 838 00:43:47.400 --> 00:43:50.760 But, the important thing is, I'm happy. 839 00:43:52.950 --> 00:43:57.950 I'm actually the happiest I've ever been. 840 00:43:58.140 --> 00:44:00.090 Actually, me too. 841 00:44:03.660 --> 00:44:05.060 I do miss that house though. 842 00:44:07.710 --> 00:44:09.020 Good morning, resident of 843 00:44:09.020 --> 00:44:10.710 Los Angeles Outer Reaches. 844 00:44:11.730 --> 00:44:14.620 Highland Park is experiencing locust swarms. 845 00:44:18.180 --> 00:44:19.680 Silver Lake is just gone. 846 00:44:20.820 --> 00:44:23.050 As always, do not leave your home. 847 00:44:28.350 --> 00:44:29.180 Hi. 848 00:44:31.830 --> 00:44:32.660 Hi. 849 00:44:47.220 --> 00:44:48.620 I'm sorry about your plants. 850 00:44:49.740 --> 00:44:51.930 It's okay. They might survive. 851 00:44:54.750 --> 00:44:56.310 I'm sorry for not telling you 852 00:44:56.310 --> 00:44:58.680 that I didn't wanna be in a relationship. 853 00:44:59.710 --> 00:45:01.830 It's okay. I might survive. 854 00:45:07.980 --> 00:45:10.140 Where's Dallas when you need him? 855 00:45:10.140 --> 00:45:11.580 "Hey there, lovebirds." 856 00:45:11.580 --> 00:45:12.600 "You ruined everything, 857 00:45:12.600 --> 00:45:14.630 but please keep doing the contest." 858 00:45:18.990 --> 00:45:22.530 So, are you still in this contest? 859 00:45:23.640 --> 00:45:25.410 Are you still in the contest? 860 00:45:25.410 --> 00:45:27.960 I mean, I can stay. 861 00:45:27.960 --> 00:45:29.650 Me too. 862 00:45:29.650 --> 00:45:30.870 Okay. 863 00:45:30.870 --> 00:45:33.090 We should probably check our scores then. 864 00:45:33.090 --> 00:45:34.170 Gotta see where we are. 865 00:45:34.170 --> 00:45:36.750 If we can get to 84 by day one- 866 00:45:36.750 --> 00:45:38.880 We could definitely get to a hundred today. 867 00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:40.590 Right? 868 00:45:45.600 --> 00:45:47.490 We went down? 869 00:45:47.490 --> 00:45:49.330 I didn't even know that was possible. 870 00:45:49.330 --> 00:45:50.700 Yo. Hey there, lovebirds. 871 00:45:50.700 --> 00:45:52.470 - Whoa! - What in the fuck? 872 00:45:53.460 --> 00:45:54.630 This is nice. 873 00:45:54.630 --> 00:45:56.660 Well, sorta nice. 874 00:45:56.660 --> 00:46:01.660 Blorp me, Zorg. 875 00:46:02.250 --> 00:46:05.610 So, I guess I owe you guys an explanation. 876 00:46:05.610 --> 00:46:07.920 Yeah. Like 20. 877 00:46:07.920 --> 00:46:09.360 Okay. Uh. 878 00:46:11.160 --> 00:46:12.610 I... 879 00:46:12.610 --> 00:46:13.990 Oh, god. 880 00:46:13.990 --> 00:46:15.480 I want my dad to love me. 881 00:46:18.120 --> 00:46:19.590 How's that an explanation? 882 00:46:19.590 --> 00:46:22.230 Oh, right. Yeah. Okay. Context. 883 00:46:22.230 --> 00:46:24.750 My dad is the CEO of CNKTR. 884 00:46:24.750 --> 00:46:25.580 My boss. 885 00:46:26.490 --> 00:46:27.330 Okay... 886 00:46:27.330 --> 00:46:29.940 Well, he's never taken me seriously. Ever. 887 00:46:29.940 --> 00:46:32.310 So finally I go in his office and I say, 888 00:46:32.310 --> 00:46:36.540 "Dad, I've got this idea to take CNKTR to the next level." 889 00:46:36.540 --> 00:46:38.880 'Cause we connect people online. 890 00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:42.240 Why don't we connect people in person? 891 00:46:42.240 --> 00:46:43.410 He said I'm an idiot. 892 00:46:43.410 --> 00:46:45.030 And then I went out and cried a bunch. 893 00:46:45.030 --> 00:46:47.070 And then I reminded him that I'm his only son. 894 00:46:47.070 --> 00:46:49.620 So he let me launch it as a pilot program. 895 00:46:49.620 --> 00:46:50.450 And that's- 896 00:46:54.390 --> 00:46:56.280 That's supposed to get him to love you? 897 00:46:56.280 --> 00:46:57.420 Yeah, maybe. 898 00:46:57.420 --> 00:46:59.970 But if I fail, then I have to leave the company 899 00:46:59.970 --> 00:47:02.370 and I get totally cut off, and uh. 900 00:47:02.370 --> 00:47:04.830 Then it's, um, over. 901 00:47:06.510 --> 00:47:07.340 Yeah. 902 00:47:08.760 --> 00:47:10.590 Why don't you rig it so that we win? 903 00:47:10.590 --> 00:47:11.850 No, he would know. 904 00:47:11.850 --> 00:47:13.170 Yeah. He would know, 905 00:47:13.170 --> 00:47:14.520 then he would think I'm even more of an idiot 906 00:47:14.520 --> 00:47:15.510 than he already thinks, 907 00:47:15.510 --> 00:47:16.440 which is, 908 00:47:16.440 --> 00:47:17.520 I don't know if that's even possible. 909 00:47:17.520 --> 00:47:18.360 That's a lot of idiot. 910 00:47:18.360 --> 00:47:19.620 But you're allowed to come here? 911 00:47:19.620 --> 00:47:22.530 But I'm allowed to come here and help you guys. 912 00:47:22.530 --> 00:47:24.240 Yes, exactly. 913 00:47:24.240 --> 00:47:28.200 So long as you guys are actually genuinely connecting 914 00:47:28.200 --> 00:47:29.520 to get to a hundred points, 915 00:47:29.520 --> 00:47:31.920 which, oh my god, you guys are doing really bad. 916 00:47:31.920 --> 00:47:33.510 What? 917 00:47:33.510 --> 00:47:34.410 We know. 918 00:47:34.410 --> 00:47:36.590 I don't get it? You were doing so well. What happened? 919 00:47:36.590 --> 00:47:38.670 No, no, no. Don't tell me. 920 00:47:38.670 --> 00:47:39.930 You got it figured out. 921 00:47:39.930 --> 00:47:41.580 None of my business. I'll just... 922 00:47:42.450 --> 00:47:43.410 We figured it out. 923 00:47:43.410 --> 00:47:44.370 Yeah, totally. 924 00:47:44.370 --> 00:47:45.480 Great. 925 00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:48.510 We just need to do one more big grand experience 926 00:47:48.510 --> 00:47:49.340 to take us there. 927 00:47:49.340 --> 00:47:50.910 A wedding. 928 00:47:50.910 --> 00:47:51.960 A wedding? 929 00:47:51.960 --> 00:47:53.430 Not like, legally binding though. 930 00:47:53.430 --> 00:47:55.230 Yeah. I don't wanna question your methods, 931 00:47:55.230 --> 00:47:57.510 but how does a wedding even make sense right now? 932 00:47:57.510 --> 00:47:59.130 It doesn't, unless you think about 933 00:47:59.130 --> 00:48:01.380 all the emotions you're gonna be feeling. 934 00:48:01.380 --> 00:48:02.760 And according to our compatibility tech, 935 00:48:02.760 --> 00:48:04.050 emotions equal points. 936 00:48:04.050 --> 00:48:05.670 You guys, you guys need a lot of points 937 00:48:05.670 --> 00:48:07.020 because you really messed up somehow. 938 00:48:07.020 --> 00:48:08.130 I just don't get what happened. 939 00:48:08.130 --> 00:48:08.960 - You we're going so- - But didn't you say 940 00:48:08.960 --> 00:48:10.470 that if we moved too fast, 941 00:48:10.470 --> 00:48:11.700 that would put things in jeopardy? 942 00:48:11.700 --> 00:48:13.770 Let's not get hung up on who said what 943 00:48:13.770 --> 00:48:17.190 and focus on the fact that this is an emergency. 944 00:48:18.680 --> 00:48:20.070 Yeah. 945 00:48:20.070 --> 00:48:21.480 Yeah what? 946 00:48:21.480 --> 00:48:22.310 Let's do it. 947 00:48:24.120 --> 00:48:26.310 Okay. Yeah, let's do it. 948 00:48:26.310 --> 00:48:27.560 Let's do it. 949 00:48:28.830 --> 00:48:30.030 Traditionally, the bride and groom 950 00:48:30.030 --> 00:48:31.440 don't see each other beforehand, 951 00:48:31.440 --> 00:48:35.010 but since separating you isn't gonna help your score, 952 00:48:35.010 --> 00:48:37.470 we're gonna do something a little different. 953 00:48:37.470 --> 00:48:39.540 This is quite the experience, huh? 954 00:48:39.540 --> 00:48:41.820 Decorating our own wedding? 955 00:48:41.820 --> 00:48:44.220 I just think Dallas didn't wanna do any work. 956 00:48:44.220 --> 00:48:46.230 No. Just this whole thing. 957 00:48:46.230 --> 00:48:49.070 It's interesting. 958 00:48:49.070 --> 00:48:50.180 I don't know what you're talking about, Ry. 959 00:48:50.180 --> 00:48:53.130 This is how I always pictured my wedding. 960 00:48:53.130 --> 00:48:55.140 You really never thought about getting married? 961 00:48:55.140 --> 00:48:57.110 No, not really. 962 00:48:57.110 --> 00:48:58.560 Not even as a little kid? 963 00:48:58.560 --> 00:49:00.420 I'm supposed to, because I'm a girl. 964 00:49:00.420 --> 00:49:02.340 No, because you're a person. 965 00:49:03.480 --> 00:49:04.480 My parents were... 966 00:49:07.950 --> 00:49:09.780 Yeah, you don't need to hear the story. 967 00:49:09.780 --> 00:49:11.760 Well, maybe telling this story 968 00:49:11.760 --> 00:49:13.680 will make us more compatible. 969 00:49:15.840 --> 00:49:16.980 Fine. 970 00:49:23.550 --> 00:49:25.740 My parents despised being together. 971 00:49:27.390 --> 00:49:31.970 They always told me, "People will always let you down." 972 00:49:32.940 --> 00:49:35.640 But I didn't listen to them. Not at first. 973 00:49:36.810 --> 00:49:40.980 I got a job at Voyanox right out of college. 974 00:49:41.910 --> 00:49:44.480 Being a young woman in a company like that, 975 00:49:44.480 --> 00:49:45.870 it was overwhelming. 976 00:49:47.610 --> 00:49:51.150 But there was this guy, Eli. 977 00:49:52.380 --> 00:49:53.820 He was really nice. 978 00:49:54.870 --> 00:49:57.810 He started around the same time as me. 979 00:49:57.810 --> 00:50:02.580 He was friendly, supportive, there for me. 980 00:50:04.580 --> 00:50:08.990 I felt like we were friends. Maybe more than that? 981 00:50:10.770 --> 00:50:13.860 He would listen whenever I had frustrations, 982 00:50:15.850 --> 00:50:17.490 and I had a lot of frustrations. 983 00:50:19.560 --> 00:50:22.720 And then one day a job opened up above us 984 00:50:23.970 --> 00:50:26.190 and he told me that he wasn't going to apply 985 00:50:26.190 --> 00:50:27.750 and that I should apply. 986 00:50:29.130 --> 00:50:30.450 That I deserved it. 987 00:50:31.320 --> 00:50:34.740 And that I was way more qualified than him. 988 00:50:36.300 --> 00:50:40.410 And apparently he showed all my messages to our boss. 989 00:50:40.410 --> 00:50:42.260 All the ones where I was complaining. 990 00:50:43.740 --> 00:50:46.830 So he got promoted and I got stuck. 991 00:50:50.550 --> 00:50:51.380 So yeah, 992 00:50:52.590 --> 00:50:53.800 I did let someone in 993 00:50:55.140 --> 00:50:56.390 and look where it got me. 994 00:51:02.850 --> 00:51:03.680 Alright, who's ready 995 00:51:03.680 --> 00:51:06.150 for the happiest day in their lives? 996 00:51:09.150 --> 00:51:11.190 Lotta- what the hell's going on in here? 997 00:51:11.190 --> 00:51:14.310 Is there a gas in here? 998 00:51:14.310 --> 00:51:15.690 Whatever. No time for that crap. 999 00:51:15.690 --> 00:51:17.730 You need to write your vows. 1000 00:51:18.900 --> 00:51:21.100 What in the hell are vows? 1001 00:51:22.360 --> 00:51:23.670 Vows are where you express your love 1002 00:51:23.670 --> 00:51:24.750 for the other person. 1003 00:51:25.950 --> 00:51:27.540 Love? 1004 00:51:27.540 --> 00:51:29.400 Love, like, tolerance. 1005 00:51:29.400 --> 00:51:32.070 It's all the same. Just write nice things. 1006 00:51:42.540 --> 00:51:44.070 You think this can support my weight? 1007 00:51:44.070 --> 00:51:45.570 I'm just kidding. 1008 00:51:45.570 --> 00:51:47.610 All right, now's the time. 1009 00:51:47.610 --> 00:51:49.470 Uh, first, we'd like to say thank you 1010 00:51:49.470 --> 00:51:52.110 to our esteemed guests and witnesses. 1011 00:51:52.110 --> 00:51:55.920 Hi, I'm Culver, Ry's counselor. 1012 00:51:55.920 --> 00:52:00.390 Hi, I'm Ash, Ria's counselor. 1013 00:52:00.390 --> 00:52:01.640 Ria, you can enter now. 1014 00:52:02.970 --> 00:52:06.150 ♪ Wedding day ♪ 1015 00:52:06.150 --> 00:52:08.860 ♪ It's the day of the wedding day ♪ 1016 00:52:08.860 --> 00:52:11.330 ♪ She's coming on down the chute ♪ 1017 00:52:11.330 --> 00:52:13.920 ♪ She's walking with those nice little shoes ♪ 1018 00:52:13.920 --> 00:52:16.660 ♪ And he's all ready to say yes ♪ 1019 00:52:16.660 --> 00:52:18.750 ♪ And she's wearing that dress ♪ 1020 00:52:18.750 --> 00:52:20.020 ♪ Its what we call the ♪ 1021 00:52:20.020 --> 00:52:22.930 ♪ W-E double double D-I-N-G ♪ 1022 00:52:27.690 --> 00:52:30.270 Ria, you look amazing. 1023 00:52:30.270 --> 00:52:31.100 Thank you. 1024 00:52:31.100 --> 00:52:33.240 Are you sure you wanna go through with this? 1025 00:52:33.240 --> 00:52:34.070 Ry Ry. 1026 00:52:34.070 --> 00:52:35.630 You sure you wanna do this, bro? 1027 00:52:35.630 --> 00:52:37.630 Shut up. Do not, I can shut you down. 1028 00:52:37.630 --> 00:52:39.750 Well, just, uhhh! Okay? 1029 00:52:39.750 --> 00:52:41.730 Hey everybody. Hi. 1030 00:52:41.730 --> 00:52:44.130 So this is a wedding. 1031 00:52:44.130 --> 00:52:44.960 Uh huh. 1032 00:52:44.960 --> 00:52:46.440 I've never officiated wedding before. 1033 00:52:46.440 --> 00:52:48.810 Real or fake, but I do know this. 1034 00:52:48.810 --> 00:52:52.500 We are here to celebrate two people's love. 1035 00:52:52.500 --> 00:52:54.150 We'll make this quick. 1036 00:52:54.150 --> 00:52:54.990 Back in the old days, 1037 00:52:54.990 --> 00:52:56.430 the only be reason people would go to a wedding 1038 00:52:56.430 --> 00:52:58.560 is for the free alcohol, so. 1039 00:52:58.560 --> 00:52:59.940 We'll just get right to the vows. 1040 00:52:59.940 --> 00:53:00.810 Ria, you're first. 1041 00:53:00.810 --> 00:53:01.680 Me? 1042 00:53:01.680 --> 00:53:03.540 It's alphabetical order. It's just kind of how they- 1043 00:53:03.540 --> 00:53:05.760 Like in the old days, right. 1044 00:53:05.760 --> 00:53:07.320 Okay. 1045 00:53:10.380 --> 00:53:11.610 Ry, 1046 00:53:11.610 --> 00:53:15.210 when I first got here, I didn't really care about you. 1047 00:53:15.210 --> 00:53:17.660 You were just some guy who was gonna help me win. 1048 00:53:21.360 --> 00:53:24.690 Oh, but then I got to know you. 1049 00:53:24.690 --> 00:53:26.700 I actually enjoyed talking to you 1050 00:53:26.700 --> 00:53:28.740 and experiencing things with you 1051 00:53:28.740 --> 00:53:30.600 and listening to your jokes. 1052 00:53:30.600 --> 00:53:31.430 Some of them. 1053 00:53:32.640 --> 00:53:34.160 Then there was that hug. 1054 00:53:34.160 --> 00:53:34.990 Hug? 1055 00:53:34.990 --> 00:53:37.590 You challenge me, Ry, in a good way. 1056 00:53:37.590 --> 00:53:39.930 You look at things in ways I don't. 1057 00:53:41.010 --> 00:53:43.200 You make me think about things I never did. 1058 00:53:44.880 --> 00:53:47.880 These past three days have been the happiest I've ever been. 1059 00:53:50.340 --> 00:53:51.270 I hope I... 1060 00:53:53.700 --> 00:53:55.260 I hope we win this contest. 1061 00:53:56.130 --> 00:53:57.060 Great. Really good. 1062 00:53:57.060 --> 00:53:58.560 Now, over to you, Ry. 1063 00:54:00.270 --> 00:54:01.100 Ria. 1064 00:54:01.100 --> 00:54:05.190 I've been looking for someone for as long as I can remember. 1065 00:54:05.190 --> 00:54:07.530 And then I saw you. 1066 00:54:08.610 --> 00:54:12.150 And from that moment, I knew you were special. 1067 00:54:12.150 --> 00:54:16.620 You saw the world differently, you questioned everything, 1068 00:54:17.610 --> 00:54:19.530 and you were so fun. 1069 00:54:19.530 --> 00:54:24.090 From our coffee day to our dinner to that hug, 1070 00:54:25.920 --> 00:54:29.340 which was really, really, really amazing. 1071 00:54:29.340 --> 00:54:30.360 What's with this hug? 1072 00:54:30.360 --> 00:54:32.220 I've enjoyed every minute. 1073 00:54:32.220 --> 00:54:34.540 I've had the time of my life, 1074 00:54:34.540 --> 00:54:36.810 and I wanna keep having the time of my life. 1075 00:54:37.770 --> 00:54:41.190 Ria, I truly think you might be the one. 1076 00:54:43.530 --> 00:54:44.640 Great. 1077 00:54:44.640 --> 00:54:46.830 Oh you're done, right? Okay. 1078 00:54:46.830 --> 00:54:47.730 That was really great. 1079 00:54:47.730 --> 00:54:49.290 Okay, now I get to the best part. 1080 00:54:49.290 --> 00:54:50.970 Please join hands. 1081 00:54:51.930 --> 00:54:53.730 Ry, do you take Ria 1082 00:54:53.730 --> 00:54:56.370 to be the person that you will live in this house with 1083 00:54:56.370 --> 00:54:57.660 forever? 1084 00:54:57.660 --> 00:54:58.830 Unless you sell it, or- 1085 00:54:58.830 --> 00:54:59.790 I do. 1086 00:54:59.790 --> 00:55:00.620 You do. Okay. 1087 00:55:00.620 --> 00:55:03.560 Ria, do you take Ry to be the person that you'll live with 1088 00:55:03.560 --> 00:55:05.280 in this house forever, 1089 00:55:05.280 --> 00:55:07.290 et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, you know? 1090 00:55:07.290 --> 00:55:08.360 Yeah, I do. 1091 00:55:09.480 --> 00:55:10.710 Amazing. Okay. 1092 00:55:10.710 --> 00:55:12.540 And now it's the part where we see if anyone objects, 1093 00:55:12.540 --> 00:55:14.310 but given there's only two witnesses, 1094 00:55:14.310 --> 00:55:15.480 I highly doubt any- 1095 00:55:15.480 --> 00:55:16.770 Wait. 1096 00:55:16.770 --> 00:55:18.360 Wait? 1097 00:55:18.360 --> 00:55:19.290 What's happening? 1098 00:55:19.290 --> 00:55:21.270 You just said I might be the one. 1099 00:55:21.270 --> 00:55:22.110 It's a fake wedding. 1100 00:55:22.110 --> 00:55:23.850 I was just saying what I thought I was supposed to. 1101 00:55:23.850 --> 00:55:24.810 Really, Ry? 1102 00:55:24.810 --> 00:55:27.330 You're totally fine with just staying in this house 1103 00:55:27.330 --> 00:55:28.360 with no relationship? 1104 00:55:28.360 --> 00:55:29.780 What, no relationship? 1105 00:55:29.780 --> 00:55:31.770 Is this really the best time to get into this? 1106 00:55:31.770 --> 00:55:33.420 - Yes. - Get into it. 1107 00:55:33.420 --> 00:55:34.650 Ry, I don't think you're gonna be okay 1108 00:55:34.650 --> 00:55:35.910 with this arrangement. 1109 00:55:35.910 --> 00:55:38.430 You literally only care about finding the one. 1110 00:55:38.430 --> 00:55:40.080 What? That's not true. 1111 00:55:40.080 --> 00:55:41.250 Name one other thing. 1112 00:55:42.300 --> 00:55:43.130 Cooking. 1113 00:55:43.130 --> 00:55:45.830 Did you ever actually cook before two days ago? 1114 00:55:45.830 --> 00:55:46.670 Right. It's all about me, 1115 00:55:46.670 --> 00:55:48.310 and not because you're too scared. 1116 00:55:49.980 --> 00:55:51.930 Oh, fine. 1117 00:55:51.930 --> 00:55:53.010 Let's go through with this. 1118 00:55:53.010 --> 00:55:54.230 I unobject. 1119 00:55:54.230 --> 00:55:55.060 Okay, great. 1120 00:55:55.060 --> 00:55:55.910 I now pronounce you- 1121 00:55:55.910 --> 00:55:56.990 Well, now I object. 1122 00:55:56.990 --> 00:55:57.960 Oh, come on. 1123 00:55:57.960 --> 00:55:59.040 People will always let you down. 1124 00:55:59.040 --> 00:56:00.750 That's the philosophy that you live your life by? 1125 00:56:00.750 --> 00:56:01.620 Well, have I been wrong? 1126 00:56:01.620 --> 00:56:02.580 Look at you right now. 1127 00:56:02.580 --> 00:56:03.810 You're the one who objected! 1128 00:56:03.810 --> 00:56:05.070 After you called me the one. 1129 00:56:05.070 --> 00:56:06.020 That's because I- 1130 00:56:06.900 --> 00:56:09.300 You just run full speed at everyone, don't you? 1131 00:56:09.300 --> 00:56:10.130 Look at Tulsa. 1132 00:56:10.130 --> 00:56:12.120 She showed no interest in seeing you in person, 1133 00:56:12.120 --> 00:56:14.340 yet you shipped yourself to her anyway. 1134 00:56:14.340 --> 00:56:17.640 And then when you saw me, you just couldn't help yourself. 1135 00:56:17.640 --> 00:56:18.930 You even drowned my plants 1136 00:56:18.930 --> 00:56:20.970 because you didn't know when to stop. 1137 00:56:20.970 --> 00:56:22.500 I said I was sorry, okay? 1138 00:56:27.270 --> 00:56:28.500 Okay. Is that it? 1139 00:56:28.500 --> 00:56:29.580 But lemme just say something. 1140 00:56:29.580 --> 00:56:30.410 Damn it! 1141 00:56:30.410 --> 00:56:32.100 At least I run to things instead of away from them. 1142 00:56:32.100 --> 00:56:34.200 And I'm sorry about your parents, and I'm sorry about Eli. 1143 00:56:34.200 --> 00:56:36.240 But you can't just hide behind these experiences 1144 00:56:36.240 --> 00:56:37.590 and never do anything ever. 1145 00:56:37.590 --> 00:56:38.420 I hide? 1146 00:56:38.420 --> 00:56:39.900 You clearly hate your job. 1147 00:56:39.900 --> 00:56:41.100 Why don't you do something else? 1148 00:56:41.100 --> 00:56:42.360 I don't wanna do something else. 1149 00:56:42.360 --> 00:56:44.820 I wanna be appreciated for what I already do. 1150 00:56:44.820 --> 00:56:46.080 Then leave. 1151 00:56:46.080 --> 00:56:47.270 What would happen if you even tried 1152 00:56:47.270 --> 00:56:48.590 to look outside the company? 1153 00:56:48.590 --> 00:56:50.550 What would happen if you did literally anything 1154 00:56:50.550 --> 00:56:52.470 outside of trying to find the one? 1155 00:56:52.470 --> 00:56:54.540 Am I really the one, 1156 00:56:54.540 --> 00:56:57.540 or am I just the only one left willing to still talk to you? 1157 00:56:58.680 --> 00:57:00.270 Do you really like this house, huh? 1158 00:57:00.270 --> 00:57:01.590 Or is it just something to distract you 1159 00:57:01.590 --> 00:57:03.600 from the emptiness of your repetitive life? 1160 00:57:03.600 --> 00:57:05.390 Well, sorry for trying to fill it! 1161 00:57:05.390 --> 00:57:07.470 What do you think I'm trying to do? 1162 00:57:08.310 --> 00:57:10.050 That was some great personal work. 1163 00:57:10.050 --> 00:57:11.790 Fucking did it, bro. 1164 00:57:11.790 --> 00:57:13.430 Maybe want take a little break, huh? 1165 00:57:13.430 --> 00:57:17.750 Shut the fuck up, Dallas! 1166 00:57:17.750 --> 00:57:19.920 So that's all this is, huh? 1167 00:57:19.920 --> 00:57:21.270 Yeah, I guess so. 1168 00:57:23.370 --> 00:57:26.450 That's it. Get the fuck out! 1169 00:57:27.960 --> 00:57:29.940 You have 30 minutes to vacate the premises 1170 00:57:29.940 --> 00:57:31.140 or you will be arrested. 1171 00:57:32.210 --> 00:57:33.360 What? 1172 00:57:33.360 --> 00:57:35.410 Guess my dad's never gonna love me now. 1173 00:57:51.990 --> 00:57:53.430 Do not attempt to hide. 1174 00:57:53.430 --> 00:57:55.020 Your net worth will be cut in half 1175 00:57:55.020 --> 00:57:56.700 every minute past the deadline. 1176 00:57:59.490 --> 00:58:01.980 Please leave all Old Days clothing behind. 1177 00:58:01.980 --> 00:58:05.160 It will be sanitized and then burned. 1178 00:58:14.630 --> 00:58:17.020 What about the rest? 1179 00:58:17.020 --> 00:58:18.440 They didn't make it. 1180 00:58:20.570 --> 00:58:21.570 I'm sorry. 1181 00:58:24.980 --> 00:58:27.080 So this is it? 1182 00:58:31.350 --> 00:58:33.570 Why wouldn't it be? 1183 00:59:37.420 --> 00:59:38.250 Why don't you tell us 1184 00:59:38.250 --> 00:59:39.990 how you and Cooper met? 1185 00:59:39.990 --> 00:59:42.200 Cooper and I met on CNKTR. 1186 00:59:42.200 --> 00:59:44.730 It was after my first husband and I split up. 1187 00:59:44.730 --> 00:59:48.240 Some younger ladies at work told me to sign up. 1188 00:59:48.240 --> 00:59:49.950 I refused. 1189 00:59:49.950 --> 00:59:52.400 But they did it for me anyway. 1190 00:59:53.700 --> 00:59:54.870 And one day before you knew it, 1191 00:59:54.870 --> 00:59:57.330 this man was sending me nudes. 1192 00:59:59.100 --> 01:00:02.400 It wasn't unsolicited on his part. 1193 01:00:02.400 --> 01:00:04.590 My colleagues put in my profile, 1194 01:00:04.590 --> 01:00:07.560 "Please send nudes." 1195 01:00:07.560 --> 01:00:11.910 He had some good nudes and a good personality, 1196 01:00:11.910 --> 01:00:14.340 but he was a little irresponsible. 1197 01:00:15.270 --> 01:00:17.040 He'd be late to our dates. 1198 01:00:17.040 --> 01:00:19.230 He'd skip work sometimes. 1199 01:00:19.230 --> 01:00:21.180 He was always eating too many pizza cakes 1200 01:00:21.180 --> 01:00:23.910 and then exercising too hard 1201 01:00:23.910 --> 01:00:24.960 to make up for it. 1202 01:00:24.960 --> 01:00:26.880 He'd get hurt all the time. 1203 01:00:27.810 --> 01:00:30.240 And it did make for good nudes though. 1204 01:00:31.530 --> 01:00:34.380 But it also meant it took him a while 1205 01:00:34.380 --> 01:00:37.200 to save up the money to come see me. 1206 01:00:37.200 --> 01:00:40.500 When he did, I was so excited. 1207 01:00:42.870 --> 01:00:46.600 His drone crashed into a wall 1208 01:00:47.550 --> 01:00:50.190 and his shipping box fell 200 feet 1209 01:00:50.190 --> 01:00:52.770 onto an abandoned parking lot. 1210 01:00:56.820 --> 01:00:58.350 He wasn't wearing his helmet. 1211 01:00:59.940 --> 01:01:04.940 They say he didn't feel anything, but I felt it. 1212 01:01:05.280 --> 01:01:06.330 Still do. 1213 01:01:08.340 --> 01:01:11.220 At least I still have those nudes! 1214 01:01:17.880 --> 01:01:19.920 Good morning, resident of Los Angeles. 1215 01:01:25.320 --> 01:01:26.570 Everything's just fucked. 1216 01:01:29.310 --> 01:01:30.920 Computer on. 1217 01:02:13.530 --> 01:02:16.080 Finding the one is literally all you care about. 1218 01:02:17.490 --> 01:02:18.570 Name one other thing. 1219 01:02:45.360 --> 01:02:46.800 You know, if your job's not giving you what you want, 1220 01:02:46.800 --> 01:02:47.790 you should just tell them to fuck off 1221 01:02:47.790 --> 01:02:49.350 and kill it somewhere else. 1222 01:02:49.350 --> 01:02:50.180 Shut up. 1223 01:02:51.410 --> 01:02:52.680 And put down my plant. 1224 01:02:56.610 --> 01:02:57.440 What would happen 1225 01:02:57.440 --> 01:02:58.980 if you did literally anything 1226 01:02:58.980 --> 01:03:01.320 that wasn't related to finding the one? 1227 01:03:01.320 --> 01:03:02.610 What would happen if you tried to look 1228 01:03:02.610 --> 01:03:04.120 outside the company? 1229 01:03:05.730 --> 01:03:07.700 Okay, fine. 1230 01:04:12.630 --> 01:04:13.870 No, no. 1231 01:04:13.870 --> 01:04:17.400 I can't believe they actually promoted that guy. 1232 01:04:17.400 --> 01:04:19.470 I can't believe they didn't make him CEO. 1233 01:04:19.470 --> 01:04:22.170 You know, my company is small, 1234 01:04:22.170 --> 01:04:25.800 but we're mighty and we're gonna be expanding soon. 1235 01:04:25.800 --> 01:04:27.540 That is awesome. Congratulations. 1236 01:04:27.540 --> 01:04:30.450 But you're at Voyanox and Voyanox is a big company 1237 01:04:30.450 --> 01:04:32.070 and we can't compete with Voyanox, 1238 01:04:32.070 --> 01:04:35.040 but a girl could dream, right? 1239 01:04:36.270 --> 01:04:38.520 Yeah. A girl can dream. 1240 01:04:39.450 --> 01:04:41.000 Oh God. I'm sorry. I gotta go. 1241 01:04:41.000 --> 01:04:43.350 I gotta put out a fire. 1242 01:04:43.350 --> 01:04:45.540 Startup life. Am I right? 1243 01:04:45.540 --> 01:04:47.290 Well, don't forget about us though. 1244 01:05:19.940 --> 01:05:21.280 No more CNKTR? 1245 01:05:22.990 --> 01:05:23.830 Guess not. 1246 01:05:23.830 --> 01:05:26.550 I don't even know who you are anymore, man. 1247 01:05:28.110 --> 01:05:29.040 And I love it. 1248 01:05:30.000 --> 01:05:31.350 - Really? - Yeah. 1249 01:05:31.350 --> 01:05:33.480 Ria, you've dropped your obsession with success 1250 01:05:33.480 --> 01:05:36.210 and are finally going after something more fulfilling. 1251 01:05:36.210 --> 01:05:37.970 Yeah, I guess so. 1252 01:05:37.970 --> 01:05:39.840 Did you check out that link? 1253 01:05:39.840 --> 01:05:42.240 Again with the masturbation stuff? 1254 01:05:42.240 --> 01:05:43.860 It's a recipe. 1255 01:05:43.860 --> 01:05:46.170 I figured I'd send some inspiration your way. 1256 01:05:46.170 --> 01:05:47.270 It's in your messages. 1257 01:05:47.270 --> 01:05:50.490 Oh, cool. Thanks. 1258 01:05:50.490 --> 01:05:52.560 You know it's funny, 1259 01:05:52.560 --> 01:05:54.930 I think our work here might be done. 1260 01:05:54.930 --> 01:05:55.860 It is? 1261 01:05:55.860 --> 01:05:59.070 Oh, no, no. Not even close. 1262 01:05:59.070 --> 01:06:01.410 But for the first time in forever, 1263 01:06:01.410 --> 01:06:03.360 I feel like we're making progress. 1264 01:06:03.360 --> 01:06:05.700 Wait, what mode is this? 1265 01:06:05.700 --> 01:06:08.390 No modes, Ria. This is just me. 1266 01:06:08.390 --> 01:06:11.850 This, it's Culver, your actual friend. 1267 01:06:14.370 --> 01:06:17.460 You know what, I'm gonna go check out that link. 1268 01:06:17.460 --> 01:06:19.720 Enjoy that cooking, bro. 1269 01:06:21.600 --> 01:06:23.120 I don't know how to cook. 1270 01:06:30.580 --> 01:06:32.160 Shit, wrong link. 1271 01:06:59.640 --> 01:07:00.470 Hi, sir. 1272 01:07:00.470 --> 01:07:02.900 Ria, I'm gonna level with you. I'm not very happy. 1273 01:07:03.800 --> 01:07:04.960 With me? 1274 01:07:04.960 --> 01:07:07.320 With you, with my life, with my marriage. 1275 01:07:07.320 --> 01:07:09.500 But right now we're talkin' about you. 1276 01:07:09.500 --> 01:07:10.340 I thought- 1277 01:07:10.340 --> 01:07:12.230 What? You thought we were giving you a promotion? 1278 01:07:13.200 --> 01:07:15.060 Of course you thought we're giving you a promotion. 1279 01:07:15.060 --> 01:07:16.440 Now look, I wanna be honest with you, 1280 01:07:16.440 --> 01:07:19.080 my bosses are swimming around my ass 1281 01:07:19.080 --> 01:07:20.970 over the fact that you're looking for a job 1282 01:07:20.970 --> 01:07:22.830 outside of this company. 1283 01:07:22.830 --> 01:07:23.660 Well- 1284 01:07:23.660 --> 01:07:27.090 Which is why we are giving you a promotion. 1285 01:07:27.090 --> 01:07:28.690 How does VP of Undersight sound? 1286 01:07:29.850 --> 01:07:30.680 Wow. 1287 01:07:31.650 --> 01:07:33.660 Oh, sorry, what's undersight? 1288 01:07:33.660 --> 01:07:36.180 It works under the VP of oversight. 1289 01:07:36.180 --> 01:07:38.100 Now look, this is gonna be a huge step up 1290 01:07:38.100 --> 01:07:39.450 in your responsibility, okay? 1291 01:07:39.450 --> 01:07:40.530 Your duties will increase, 1292 01:07:40.530 --> 01:07:43.170 and my bosses will be swimming around your ass too. 1293 01:07:44.040 --> 01:07:45.210 Swimming? 1294 01:07:45.210 --> 01:07:47.340 But you'll have an impressive title. 1295 01:07:47.340 --> 01:07:49.020 Your salary will be moderately higher, 1296 01:07:49.020 --> 01:07:50.840 and I think you'll really enjoy the house. 1297 01:07:50.840 --> 01:07:53.520 So when you say swimming, do you... 1298 01:07:53.520 --> 01:07:54.840 Did you just say house? 1299 01:07:54.840 --> 01:07:55.670 Yes. Yes. 1300 01:07:55.670 --> 01:07:57.750 We're throwing in a house as a token of our appreciation 1301 01:07:57.750 --> 01:07:59.040 for you not leaving the company 1302 01:07:59.040 --> 01:08:00.210 and making us look bad. 1303 01:08:01.170 --> 01:08:03.570 You're giving me a house? 1304 01:08:03.570 --> 01:08:06.420 Yes, yes. It's a dream come true. Okay? 1305 01:08:06.420 --> 01:08:08.520 And you're gonna be just as happy as I am. 1306 01:08:09.360 --> 01:08:11.310 But I thought you said you weren't happy. 1307 01:08:11.310 --> 01:08:12.600 How can I not be happy? 1308 01:08:12.600 --> 01:08:14.820 I have a house, okay? 1309 01:08:14.820 --> 01:08:16.020 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go. 1310 01:08:16.020 --> 01:08:19.080 My bosses are swimming again, around my ass. 1311 01:08:19.080 --> 01:08:20.610 Soon you're gonna be getting a shipping box 1312 01:08:20.610 --> 01:08:21.810 and you can tour your new place. 1313 01:08:21.810 --> 01:08:24.690 Congratulations on your success. 1314 01:08:24.690 --> 01:08:25.520 Sorry. 1315 01:08:26.550 --> 01:08:28.320 Does that mean I start when- 1316 01:08:28.320 --> 01:08:29.490 They're swimming! 1317 01:08:42.510 --> 01:08:44.980 Oh my gosh. 1318 01:08:44.980 --> 01:08:45.810 We- 1319 01:08:46.710 --> 01:08:48.200 Did you hear that? 1320 01:08:48.200 --> 01:08:49.740 We're getting a house. 1321 01:08:49.740 --> 01:08:51.550 We're getting a house! 1322 01:09:14.810 --> 01:09:16.230 Hi, Ry. 1323 01:09:17.400 --> 01:09:18.240 Hey, Tulsa. 1324 01:09:19.080 --> 01:09:20.910 Wow. You look great. 1325 01:09:22.170 --> 01:09:24.320 Oh me. Well, I woke up like this. 1326 01:09:25.650 --> 01:09:26.810 You're so funny. 1327 01:09:26.810 --> 01:09:28.610 Oh, you always were so funny. 1328 01:09:29.880 --> 01:09:33.630 Thanks. So why are we- 1329 01:09:33.630 --> 01:09:35.160 Oh, why am I here? 1330 01:09:35.160 --> 01:09:39.210 Well, that's a fair question after what I did to you. 1331 01:09:40.920 --> 01:09:44.220 That's why I was so sad to read about you in that contest. 1332 01:09:45.270 --> 01:09:46.440 Wait, read about me? 1333 01:09:47.880 --> 01:09:50.820 It was all over the tech news. 1334 01:09:50.820 --> 01:09:51.930 I mean, they didn't say much, 1335 01:09:51.930 --> 01:09:54.660 but they did say that you failed 1336 01:09:54.660 --> 01:09:56.520 and that you were doing so well. 1337 01:09:57.660 --> 01:09:59.970 I know, I know. 1338 01:09:59.970 --> 01:10:01.530 What happened? 1339 01:10:01.530 --> 01:10:03.180 You know what? Don't tell me. 1340 01:10:05.010 --> 01:10:08.640 What I mean is, I just felt so bad for you, 1341 01:10:09.720 --> 01:10:12.330 picturing how sad and lonely you must have been, 1342 01:10:12.330 --> 01:10:16.500 searching for a relationship and then failing like that. 1343 01:10:16.500 --> 01:10:18.350 I mean, it was- 1344 01:10:18.350 --> 01:10:23.340 But then I realized, I had a relationship in my hands, 1345 01:10:23.340 --> 01:10:25.080 and then I pushed it away. 1346 01:10:26.610 --> 01:10:28.510 I don't wanna make that mistake again. 1347 01:10:30.930 --> 01:10:32.030 What are you saying? 1348 01:10:34.050 --> 01:10:36.180 I want a relationship, Ry. 1349 01:10:37.920 --> 01:10:40.410 I know that's a lot and I know that it's sudden, 1350 01:10:40.410 --> 01:10:44.460 but I feel like maybe it's what you want too. 1351 01:10:47.490 --> 01:10:49.570 Is that a yes or? 1352 01:10:51.070 --> 01:10:51.900 I... 1353 01:10:54.520 --> 01:10:55.360 Are... 1354 01:10:59.490 --> 01:11:00.850 Am I really the one? 1355 01:11:02.520 --> 01:11:03.570 The one? 1356 01:11:03.570 --> 01:11:06.900 Yeah. Or am I just someone who said yes to you? 1357 01:11:08.160 --> 01:11:09.930 I mean, there had to have been a reason 1358 01:11:09.930 --> 01:11:12.240 you didn't want me to ship myself to you. 1359 01:11:12.240 --> 01:11:14.490 And besides, is the relationship 1360 01:11:14.490 --> 01:11:15.930 just for the sake of a relationship, 1361 01:11:15.930 --> 01:11:17.250 really what's best for us? 1362 01:11:17.250 --> 01:11:18.210 Oh my God. 1363 01:11:18.210 --> 01:11:20.160 I'm sorry, Tulsa. It's not- 1364 01:11:20.160 --> 01:11:21.810 You're exactly right. 1365 01:11:22.920 --> 01:11:24.090 Wait, what? 1366 01:11:24.090 --> 01:11:26.400 I don't need to find the one. 1367 01:11:27.360 --> 01:11:29.310 I need to find myself. 1368 01:11:29.310 --> 01:11:31.800 I mean, I've known all of this deep down. It's so obvious. 1369 01:11:31.800 --> 01:11:34.500 I just needed to hear it from someone else. 1370 01:11:34.500 --> 01:11:35.970 Is that what happened to you? 1371 01:11:35.970 --> 01:11:38.670 You just needed to hear it from someone else one time? 1372 01:11:42.060 --> 01:11:43.680 Something like that. 1373 01:11:43.680 --> 01:11:45.810 I'm gonna go figure myself out. 1374 01:11:45.810 --> 01:11:48.270 I'm glad you've got yourself figured out too. 1375 01:11:48.270 --> 01:11:49.100 Okay, bye! 1376 01:12:14.810 --> 01:12:16.870 What the hell? 1377 01:12:19.520 --> 01:12:21.940 Hey, Ry, is that you? 1378 01:12:22.970 --> 01:12:26.280 Ria? What are you doing here? 1379 01:12:26.280 --> 01:12:28.380 Making a grand gesture, obviously. 1380 01:12:29.340 --> 01:12:31.390 But I just, I can't get the door to open. 1381 01:12:35.470 --> 01:12:36.550 It's stuck! 1382 01:12:37.930 --> 01:12:41.160 Wish you liked lifting weights instead of cooking. 1383 01:12:41.160 --> 01:12:43.920 That's hilarious. 1384 01:12:48.150 --> 01:12:50.250 Ria, why are you here? 1385 01:12:54.150 --> 01:12:55.380 I needed to see you. 1386 01:12:57.870 --> 01:13:01.770 I got offered VP, and a house. 1387 01:13:03.090 --> 01:13:04.380 Holy shit. 1388 01:13:04.380 --> 01:13:05.690 Yeah. 1389 01:13:07.080 --> 01:13:08.730 So you just came to brag about 1390 01:13:08.730 --> 01:13:10.430 how everything worked out for you? 1391 01:13:13.800 --> 01:13:15.200 I'm not gonna take it, Ry. 1392 01:13:16.710 --> 01:13:20.940 A promotion and a house is not gonna make me happy. 1393 01:13:25.290 --> 01:13:26.120 Ry? 1394 01:13:27.710 --> 01:13:28.710 No, it's funny. 1395 01:13:30.480 --> 01:13:33.360 I had something like that just happened to me too. 1396 01:13:33.360 --> 01:13:34.830 You got offered VP? 1397 01:13:36.180 --> 01:13:39.450 No, I got offered to be in a relationship, 1398 01:13:40.590 --> 01:13:43.140 but I turned it down. 1399 01:13:44.820 --> 01:13:45.870 You were right, Ria. 1400 01:13:47.490 --> 01:13:49.710 A relationship won't make me happy. 1401 01:13:54.210 --> 01:13:56.120 Oh, there's an unlock switch. 1402 01:14:13.500 --> 01:14:14.340 Nice helmet. 1403 01:14:16.350 --> 01:14:19.600 Hey, the injury rate is every 1 in 14. Okay? 1404 01:14:23.970 --> 01:14:25.050 Why are you here? 1405 01:14:29.790 --> 01:14:33.240 I think you should be in my life, Ry. 1406 01:14:34.560 --> 01:14:35.670 Well, didn't you just hear what I said 1407 01:14:35.670 --> 01:14:36.810 about relationships? 1408 01:14:37.830 --> 01:14:41.220 Hey, I didn't say anything about relationships. 1409 01:14:41.220 --> 01:14:42.900 Plus, don't act like you're the one 1410 01:14:42.900 --> 01:14:45.060 who invented avoiding relationships, okay? 1411 01:14:45.060 --> 01:14:46.470 That was all me, baby. 1412 01:14:50.220 --> 01:14:52.830 I think I want you in my life too. 1413 01:14:54.990 --> 01:14:56.490 I just don't know in what way. 1414 01:15:04.470 --> 01:15:06.270 Why do we have to decide that now? 1415 01:15:08.070 --> 01:15:09.450 I mean, it's not like 1416 01:15:09.450 --> 01:15:12.390 we've got this whole life thing figured out, Ry. 1417 01:15:12.390 --> 01:15:16.440 Maybe we can help each other figure it out. 1418 01:15:17.400 --> 01:15:19.440 It'll be a journey. 1419 01:15:21.660 --> 01:15:22.560 What do you think? 1420 01:15:28.890 --> 01:15:29.720 Okay. 1421 01:15:34.050 --> 01:15:34.880 Hold on. 1422 01:15:37.500 --> 01:15:39.900 Someone sent me a plant? 1423 01:15:39.900 --> 01:15:44.430 Oh yeah, that...that was me. 1424 01:15:44.430 --> 01:15:47.370 That is your grand gesture? 1425 01:15:47.370 --> 01:15:49.580 It's perfect. 1426 01:15:52.110 --> 01:15:54.240 So, what do we do now? 1427 01:15:57.480 --> 01:15:59.340 Hi, I'm Ria. 1428 01:16:00.840 --> 01:16:02.850 This is how they used to do it back in the day. 1429 01:16:02.850 --> 01:16:03.780 I researched. 1430 01:16:26.310 --> 01:16:28.350 Easy. It's not one of those hugs. 1431 01:16:31.950 --> 01:16:34.110 So how did the two of you meet? 1432 01:16:34.110 --> 01:16:35.040 At a wedding. 1433 01:16:35.040 --> 01:16:36.030 A fake wedding. 1434 01:16:36.030 --> 01:16:37.200 We were holograms. 1435 01:16:37.200 --> 01:16:39.720 He was the cutest hologram I ever saw. 1436 01:16:39.720 --> 01:16:41.800 Cutest hologram I ever saw. 1437 01:16:42.960 --> 01:16:45.090 After the wedding, I just had to find this guy. 1438 01:16:45.090 --> 01:16:47.400 And I had to find this lady. 1439 01:16:48.330 --> 01:16:51.570 We messaged each other at the exact same time. 1440 01:16:51.570 --> 01:16:53.760 The wedding itself was a bust. 1441 01:16:53.760 --> 01:16:55.320 But not for us. 1442 01:16:55.320 --> 01:16:57.830 Yeah, it was meant to be. 1443 01:16:57.830 --> 01:16:59.700 What happened to the two people 1444 01:16:59.700 --> 01:17:00.550 from the wedding? 1445 01:17:01.860 --> 01:17:03.930 Well, they're clients of ours. 1446 01:17:03.930 --> 01:17:05.910 That's privileged information. 1447 01:17:05.910 --> 01:17:10.910 But we can tell you that they're good. 1448 01:17:12.150 --> 01:17:14.280 Yeah, they're good. 1449 01:17:20.070 --> 01:17:21.120 CNKTR. 1450 01:17:21.120 --> 01:17:23.940 It's not just for romantic relationships anymore. 1451 01:17:23.940 --> 01:17:25.560 It's for all kind of connections. 1452 01:17:25.560 --> 01:17:26.640 That's right, son. 1453 01:17:26.640 --> 01:17:30.270 Because the most important thing in this world: 1454 01:17:30.270 --> 01:17:31.890 Connection. 1455 01:17:31.890 --> 01:17:32.720 Yes. 1456 01:17:33.810 --> 01:17:34.770 I love you, dad. 1457 01:17:35.730 --> 01:17:37.710 Let's not get carried away. 1458 01:17:37.710 --> 01:17:40.430 We're not gonna get carried away, but we are CNKTR. 1459 01:18:48.300 --> 01:18:50.010 We're not actually a couple. 1460 01:18:50.010 --> 01:18:51.450 It's just sex for us. 1461 01:18:51.450 --> 01:18:53.880 Real sex too, not that VR stuff. 1462 01:18:55.690 --> 01:18:58.630 But do you want more sex details? 1463 01:18:58.630 --> 01:19:03.630 We can give you lots of details.