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I heard Magnum condoms
are basically
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the same size
as regular condoms.
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Mmm-mmm.
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Which makes you
think, like,
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what else do we believe
just because of marketing?
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Like, if you grew up
being told
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the Book of Mormon is fake,
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you'd probably believe
it was fake 'cause
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that's what you were told.
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No, Magnums are huge.
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My sister said her ex-husband
had a scary big peen,
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like, frighteningly big,
and they had to wear Magnums.
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Sounds made up.
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Elephant trunk.
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Yup.
That's what she would call it.
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I was
watching this video,
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I'm not sure where I saw it.
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It was these two people
having intercourse,
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um, sexual intercourse,
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sex, and, uh,
and a cameraman filming them.
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Like an amateur
porno... nography type thing?
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Um, and the girl in the video
was moaning loudly,
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as in typical, I assume,
in that kind of video.
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Just screaming.
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And then, all of a sudden,
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off camera, in the hallway,
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you hear this lady yell,
through the wall,
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"We can hear you!"
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And the couple stop sex-ing.
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And the look of embarrassment
and horror on their faces
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was so painful.
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And the porno-girl
who's, like,
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taking it from behind-ish,
says something defiant, like,
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"Good!" under her breath,
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but you can literally
see her soul
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being sucked out of her body,
right then and there.
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All of her dignity gone,
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as if realizing
for the first time, like,
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"Wow, this is my life,
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"I'm f-ing a stranger
on camera for money."
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And I just thought,
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"Like, wow,
that is really poignant."
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Because, like, in that moment,
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I was like, "Yeah."
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God's real.
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We have souls.
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It's divine confirmation.
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Do you watch a lot of...
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No! I do not! No.
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- I do not watch porno-ography.
- Okay, okay.
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No.
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- It's okay.
- No! I said no!
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- I'm not!
- Mmm-hmm. I know.
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- Not a pornography watcher.
- Okay. Okay.
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Oh, I hope this goes well.
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I know it's not a competition,
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but I haven't baptized
a single investigator
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on my mission yet.
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It's okay,
I've only converted,
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- like, eight or nine people.
- Eight or nine?
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Balls.
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Anyway, what do you think
about what I was saying?
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The porno thing?
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Like...
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How has God shown you
that the church is true?
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I don't know.
I guess I haven't really...
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I haven't really
thought about it.
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But you know it's true.
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If ye receive
no witness
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until after the trial
of your faith...
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If ye receive no witness...
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Who do we have...
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after this couple again?
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I think we have
the bald guy we met at Costco.
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Okay. Oh, yeah.
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Okay, for every flight
of stairs...
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-Yeah?
-...our husband
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gets five times hotter.
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Hi, good afternoon, ma'am.
My name is Sister Barnes,
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and this is my companion,
Sister Paxton.
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Are you interested in learning
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about our savior,
Jesus Christ?
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Okay.
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- Hi!
- Good afternoon.
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- Hi, are you interest...
- My name is, uh,
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Sister Barnes, and...
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You ever feel
like when you sing,
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it's, like,
too high or too low?
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I don't really
like to sing.
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I think you have
a beautiful voice.
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I know I don't have
a beautiful voice, but...
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No, you do. You do.
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I enjoy it.
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Oh, my gosh.
I already love these girls.
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Hey...
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Sorry!
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Sorry! Can we get a pic?
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Oh, of course!
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Uh, here.
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- Is it true?
- Is what true?
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- Do you wear magic underwear?
- What?
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Oh, my gosh!
Come on, let's go.
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This is it.
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People think we're weird.
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What do you mean?
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I don't know.
That South Parkmusical
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kind of makes fun of us.
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I listened
to some of the songs,
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and they're actually
pretty funny.
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Anyway, who...
who cares what people think?
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You're awesome.
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Thanks.
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Hi, I'm Sister Paxton. Hi.
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Hello, I'm Sister Paxton.
This is my companion,
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Sister Barnes.
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God chooses prophets,
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such as Adam,
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Noah, Abraham and Moses.
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The prophets teach about God
and receive revelation.
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All right.
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Let's get you a baptism.
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Okay.
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Ah!
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Good afternoon.
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- Hi.
- Good afternoon.
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- Hi.
- Good afternoon.
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I'm Sister Paxton, and this is
my companion, Sister Barnes.
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Um, are you Mr. Reed?
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I am. Hello to you.
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- Hello. Wait.
- Hi.
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You are Paxton,
you are Barnes.
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- Barnes?
- Um, no. I'm...
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- Paxton, Barnes.
- Barnes, yes.
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- Paxton, Barnes.
-Yeah.
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Mr. Reed, it's so nice
to meet you, finally.
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We were just in the area,
and we wanted to stop by
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because you mentioned
you might be interested
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in learning more about
the Church of Jesus Christ
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of Latter-day Saints?
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Mr. Reed, we would like
to give you this booklet,
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as it will help you
understand the restoration.
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I... I actually
have one already,
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but, um, you can never
have too many.
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It... it tells you
all the ways
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the Heavenly Father
can reveal His gospel.
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- As a part of His plan...
- Thank you.
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...God chooses prophets,
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such as Adam, Noah, Abraham
and Moses.
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- Uh, prophets...
- Yeah, well, talking of Noah...
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...it is very,
very wet.
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...teach about God
and receive revelation,
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and they interpret
the word of God, and preach
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the gospel to the world,
and because of Apostasy...
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Would you like to come inside?
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...people lose knowledge
of the gospel.
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Do you have a girl roommate?
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A girl, who?
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A... a roommate?
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We can't come inside unless
another woman is present
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but, um, we can, uh,
stay out here
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in the doorway,
if that's fine with you?
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It's just for safety.
We don't mind the rain.
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Well, my wife is home.
Does that count?
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- Yeah!
- Perfect.
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When you said "roommate,"
I panicked. I...
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I haven't had a roommate
since, uh...
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Anyway, I... I have a soulmate
and that is good enough?
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- Yes!
- That's great!
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We'd love to come in
and meet your wife.
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Then come on in!
Great!
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- Do you like pie?
- Yeah!
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My wife has pie
in the oven.
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I've gained so much weight
on my mission.
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People are always
feeding us treats.
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We never seem
to turn them down.
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Well, my wife loves to bake.
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- May I take your coats?
-Oh, yes.
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I really love pie.
I'm super excited.
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My grandma used to make
the best pie.
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Okay, well, you and my wife
are gonna get on very well.
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- Great.
- Oh, one thing,
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the walls and ceilings
have metal in them.
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- I hope that's okay.
- We don't mind.
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Good!
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Well, I will go
and check on the snacks.
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Make yourselves at home.
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Thank you.
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My wife is being shy.
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But the pie, the pie is nigh.
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She'll have to be in the room
with us too.
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Yes, of course! Of course,
right. I understand.
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Please take a seat,
take a seat, take a seat.
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Couple of colas.
Help... help yourself.
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I think...
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it is good to be religious.
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Well, our work here is done.
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No. I just want you
to know that before we start.
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Yeah, I think
that we would consider
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that refreshing to hear.
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Well, sometimes, it feels like
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maybe religion isn't at
the center of culture anymore.
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Well, it's fading, isn't it?
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Yeah, over time. Mm-hmm.
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Okay, are you ready
to hear about
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our Heavenly Father's
plan for you?
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I am! Wait.
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Where are you both from?
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Me? Ogden, Utah.
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One of eight daughters.
I know,
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it's as bad as it sounds.
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And Sister Barnes
is from Salt Lake City.
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Uh, Philadelphia, originally.
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Ah.
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And you're both
raised in the church, yeah?
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Born and raised.
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My mother was a convert,
so, um,
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when my dad passed away,
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we auditioned
a few different churches,
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just to see what was out there
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and see if we still
believed in it.
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I know that feeling.
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I know that feeling very well.
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It's so important
to find your faith
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in a doctrine
you actually believe,
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and that's a very,
very personal struggle.
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That is a personal challenge
that I have struggled with
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for a very, very long time.
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You know,
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what is the one,
true religion?
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It's funny,
Sister Hall was telling us
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that we should
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prioritize other
investigators.
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- Oh.
- Oh, but no! I...
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I'm just saying
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that I could tell that you
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are a very spiritually
curious person,
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just like Joseph Smith.
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You know, Joseph investigated
many different denominations,
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Presbyterian, Methodist,
Catholicism.
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And none of them quite fit,
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which is why
Joseph founded our church.
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Mm-hmm.
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As I understand it,
stop me when I go wrong,
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he was visited in the night
by an angel called Morony.
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-Moroni.
-Moroni. Yeah.
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Moroni, who showed him
where he could locate
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some golden plates
near his home.
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His mysterious translation
of those plates
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form the basis of this.
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Wow!
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No, you read more than we do!
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No, seriously,
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we should be more like you,
Mr. Reed!
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Mr. "Read."
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The pie smells amazing.
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And now that you've been
studying The Book of Mormon,
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how does it make you feel?
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Can you guess
what kind of pie she's making?
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Is it...
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blueberry pie?
264
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It is blueberry pie!
265
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Yes! I knew it!
266
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My favorite!
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Going back, can I ask
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how did your father pass away?
269
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- Um...
-I'm sorry.
270
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- I shouldn't...
- Lou Gehrig's disease.
271
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Blueberry disease?
272
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,715
Okay, that's...
273
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That's... that's wonderful,
blueberry disease.
274
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,372
Who wouldn't want that? Yeah.
275
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Uh...
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Lou Gehrig's disease.
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Gehrig's.
278
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Oh, that's... that's awful.
279
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I'm so sorry.
I... I... I misheard.
280
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That is a malicious
affliction.
281
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I... I thought
you were making a joke
282
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about the pie. I'm sorry.
283
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,260
Yeah.
284
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Have you seen any signs of
your father since he passed?
285
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Has he tried to communicate
from the other side?
286
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:42,794
Mmm, no.
287
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Strange.
288
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:54,894
Well, I'm...
289
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I'm really sorry,
and I'm sorry about the...
290
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blueberry mix-up.
291
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,596
It's okay.
292
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,735
When I die, I want to come
back as a butterfly,
293
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just to follow around
the people I love.
294
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I'll land right on their hand.
295
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Not their arm, not their...
their head,
296
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right on their fingertip,
so they know it's me.
297
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,881
Ah.
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That's sweet.
299
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,538
Oh!
300
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,975
Apologies!
That is a foible of the house.
301
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,804
I'm sorry. It does that.
It does that.
302
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,241
Um, well...
303
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,982
Ladies, I can't see you now.
304
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,332
- Um, I think it is time.
- Hmm.
305
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,986
Time for what?
306
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,466
Time for pie!
307
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:46,815
Pie!
308
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,251
Woohoo!
309
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,557
And, uh,
time for enlightenment.
310
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:50,645
Oh?
311
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,865
I'm sorry, I should
have offered you water.
312
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,476
The word of wisdom forbids
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caffeine and alcohol,
doesn't it?
314
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,741
Well, it doesn't, uh,
specifically mention soda.
315
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,873
Sure, it may be healthier
to avoid caffeinated drinks,
316
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,223
but we're just not thirsty.
317
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,267
Aha.
318
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,706
How do you feel
about awkward questions?
319
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,882
The meme?
320
00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:13,320
Heh, no. I want to ask
an awkward, uh,
321
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,410
an icky question,
322
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,890
an insensitive question
that I think
323
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:22,068
will add depth
to our conversation
324
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very quickly
before the sun goes down
325
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,245
and we're done
for the evening.
326
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:27,203
But only if you're comfortable
with that.
327
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:29,031
Well, we won't know
if we're comfortable
328
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,641
- until you ask, so...
- Fair point.
329
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:31,991
Maybe you just ask?
330
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,209
Okay.
331
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,994
If you don't ask,
332
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,214
I'm gonna leave here wondering
what we missed out on.
333
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:41,348
Very well.
My question is this. Um...
334
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,265
Now I feel it's been
built up to. Uh...
335
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,485
Should I request a drum roll?
336
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:49,834
I'm going to request
a drum roll.
337
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,749
A drum roll please, ladies!
338
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:55,405
Keep going!
Keep going! Keep going!
339
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,668
More! More! More!
340
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,149
Now, I... I... I...
my question is,
341
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,672
how do you feel
about polygamy?
342
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,287
How do you... how do you feel
about the concept of
343
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:10,029
a man having multiple wives?
344
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:16,165
I mean, it's...
it's not for me, um...
345
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:19,516
Are you asking
from a biblical perspective?
346
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,084
Uh, Mormonism
has a controversial history
347
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,303
with the misogynist practice
348
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,087
of men claiming
multiple wives.
349
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:28,656
But I am fascinated by
the idea of Modern Revelation,
350
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,701
which was used
to erase this behavior
351
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,225
from the church in 1890.
352
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:34,183
I just think
that's worthy of conversation.
353
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,185
Yeah? Uh...
354
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,578
And what I mean by that
355
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,406
is that we're discussing
a church that
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00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:41,147
decided that
a controversial practice
357
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,845
was a stain on its reputation,
and an actual hindrance
358
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:47,283
to recruiting new members,
and so it used revelation,
359
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,198
word of God
told unto the prophet
360
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,809
to banish a provocative
religious pillar
361
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,898
that seemed unsavory
in contemporary times.
362
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,510
Yeah, I know that, um,
363
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:59,469
it may be difficult
to understand, um,
364
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:02,646
but, uh, polygamy
was a spiritual mission
365
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,648
needed at the time in order
366
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,172
to grow the ranks
of our membership
367
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,739
in the wake of much hardship
and bloodshed.
368
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:11,525
Um...
a man having plural wives
369
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:15,268
meant more... more babies
to help the community grow.
370
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,966
Hmm.
371
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,145
It's, yeah,
it's sketch for sure,
372
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,712
- to our modern brains.
-And it was...
373
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,366
it was removed from the church
not just because
374
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,019
it was grotesque
or controversial,
375
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,805
but just because
it wasn't necessary anymore.
376
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:35,375
You see, I worry, and...
377
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:39,553
forgive my loud language,
378
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,337
uh,
379
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,687
I worry that Joseph Smith
used the concept of polygamy
380
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:46,299
to legitimize his affairs
with other women.
381
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,389
I worry that Joseph's wife,
Emma Smith,
382
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:51,608
was upset when he slept
with Fanny Alger,
383
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:54,307
their sixteen-year-old maid.
384
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:57,179
I worry that
he formulated a plan
385
00:18:57,179 --> 00:19:00,269
to use revelation
for consequence-free sex
386
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,271
in the aftermath
of that indiscretion
387
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,577
and others like it.
388
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:08,886
You know, "With great power
comes great responsibility."
389
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:10,932
Spiderman.
390
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:12,716
Voltaire.
391
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,631
Right.
392
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,546
I guess what I would
pose to the room is my concern
393
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:19,854
that polygamy has no
spiritual bearing whatsoever.
394
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:23,379
That is somewhat
of a distortion, I think...
395
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,860
The church's own history
corroborates
396
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,123
and implies this...
397
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:30,604
...cynical
brainwashing tactic.
398
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:31,779
Is that true?
399
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,389
I... I... I'm sorry,
400
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,609
I... I'm not sure
where you're getting this.
401
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:39,178
If revelation by God
is filtered through man
402
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,703
and man is flawed
and man sins and man lies,
403
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:45,880
then how do we know
any of it's true?
404
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,361
We know it's true because
of how it makes us feel.
405
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,885
Bingo!
That's exactly right!
406
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,800
That's exactly right.
Couldn't agree more.
407
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,456
It's our personal relationship
with God which matters.
408
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,285
Let us talk with our bishop
409
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,852
about some of the points
you're raising. Um...
410
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,724
Question. What's your
favorite fast food?
411
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,117
I try not to eat it.
412
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,902
None of us do, but go on,
we've all got one.
413
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,470
Um...
414
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:13,037
Okay. Burger King is better
than Carl's Junior...
415
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,387
What's Carl's Junior?
416
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,953
Hardee's on the East Coast.
417
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:17,738
Burger King is better
than Hardee's
418
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:18,826
which is better
than Rally's...
419
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,349
- Rally's?
- Checkers.
420
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:21,959
Burger King is better
421
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,874
than Hardee's,
which is better than Checkers,
422
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,049
which is better than Wendy's,
which is better than In-N-Out,
423
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,399
which is better
than McDonalds,
424
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:27,530
which is better
than Jack in the Box,
425
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,053
which is better than nothing.
426
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:30,490
Jack in the Box serves
breakfast all day.
427
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:31,447
I love breakfast!
428
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:32,579
What about Taco Bell?
429
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:33,971
We don't talk about Taco Bell.
430
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,582
Why don't we talk
about Taco Bell?
431
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,540
We'd have to talk about
Taco Bell to talk about...
432
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,542
why we don't
talk about Taco Bell.
433
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:42,197
All right, so...
so Burger King is number one.
434
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,764
- I think it's trash.
- Oh.
435
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,592
Right.
Not Jack in the Box.
436
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:46,767
I vote Wendy's.
437
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:47,855
I could support.
438
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,944
Good! Wendy's it is. Yeah.
439
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,293
Do you know?
I've never had a Wendy.
440
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,514
That came out wrong.
441
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,385
It's okay.
442
00:20:56,385 --> 00:21:00,259
So when I started
studying theology,
443
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,304
the last thing
I wanted to do was find...
444
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,915
the Wendy's of religions.
445
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:07,309
I was just writing
a research paper
446
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,659
for a college class, and I was
content with dabbling.
447
00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:12,880
So, some McNuggets here,
BK Whopper over there,
448
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,709
whatever fit the mood.
449
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:20,104
As I studied the genres,
McD, BK, In-N-Out,
450
00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:24,326
i.e., Mormonism, Scientology,
Islam, Buddhism,
451
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,763
as I got closer to God
452
00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:30,158
through genre
and rigorous study,
453
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:33,292
as I worked
on my personal relationship
454
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,207
with Heavenly Father,
and I think strengthened it,
455
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,906
do you know what I found?
456
00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:43,998
The more you know,
the less you know.
457
00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:49,264
And by the time I was 50,
I was malnourished
458
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:52,615
from the fast food of religion
I'd been packing into my brain
459
00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:55,139
for the best part of a decade.
460
00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:58,621
Every sect, cult,
creed, denomination
461
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:01,015
all claimed to be the one,
true doctrine,
462
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:04,323
and yet none seemed true when
held under the microscope.
463
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:09,240
So I wondered
what else was out there.
464
00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:13,070
I promise you,
465
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:15,812
the last thing I wanted to do
466
00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,814
was find
the one true religion.
467
00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:22,645
But unfortunately, I did.
468
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:36,485
Can we meet your wife?
469
00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:37,965
Please?
470
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:40,533
Of course, yes!
471
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:43,710
She just has to be present,
and we want
472
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,581
- to meet her as well.
-Yeah.
473
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,105
Sorry. I'll... I'll go ask.
474
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,827
Sister Barnes,
I don't... I don't know.
475
00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:16,917
Yeah,
I don't want to spook him,
476
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,397
but we should wrap this.
477
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,747
Any messages?
478
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:24,838
Nothing.
479
00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,230
Okay. Um...
480
00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:29,364
let's just politely wrap this
and head back.
481
00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:31,801
Just the highlights...
482
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:13,713
And she is finally ready.
483
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:17,064
Sorry about that.
484
00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:22,330
Come on through.
She's eager to... meet you.
485
00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:23,462
There we are.
486
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:26,029
- This way.
- Okay.
487
00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:37,084
One moment, Mr. Reed.
Uh, we're just getting a call
488
00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:38,738
from the Relief Society
president.
489
00:24:38,738 --> 00:24:40,217
- We'll be right there.
- Oh, do you need a minute?
490
00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:41,741
Hi.
491
00:24:41,741 --> 00:24:43,482
- This is Sister Barnes. Um...
- I'll wait.
492
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,570
- I'll wait on the other side.
- Yeah. Just one moment.
493
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:45,745
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
494
00:24:57,626 --> 00:24:59,454
- Should we leave?
- Now?
495
00:24:59,454 --> 00:25:01,848
- Yeah?
- Yes? Yes.
496
00:25:13,337 --> 00:25:14,425
What is it?
497
00:25:14,991 --> 00:25:16,427
Our bikes.
498
00:25:16,427 --> 00:25:17,472
Yeah?
499
00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:19,256
They're locked outside.
500
00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:20,344
So what?
501
00:25:21,084 --> 00:25:22,390
He has our coats.
502
00:25:23,696 --> 00:25:25,785
The key to the bike lock
is in my coat pocket.
503
00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:27,351
So we need our coats.
504
00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:28,396
Yeah.
505
00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:31,442
- We do.
- I don't know, do we?
506
00:25:31,442 --> 00:25:32,705
Walk back
without coats and bikes?
507
00:25:32,705 --> 00:25:34,054
What is that, two miles?
508
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,839
No, I think it's four.
509
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:38,319
It's a little over the top,
but I...
510
00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:40,103
I'm fine.
I'm fine to walk, yeah?
511
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:46,457
- It's stuck.
- Unlock it.
512
00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:50,766
There's no... lock.
513
00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:52,376
What? Pull harder.
514
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:53,987
Here. Here.
515
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,338
All right.
516
00:26:19,055 --> 00:26:20,404
Is he still there?
517
00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:23,451
Didn't we hear him leave?
518
00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:24,670
Are you sure?
519
00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:27,847
Should we ask him for help?
520
00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:29,065
No.
521
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,810
Can you fit through this?
522
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,333
You crazy?
523
00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:39,641
Um, we should try Sister Hall,
okay?
524
00:26:41,251 --> 00:26:43,863
Or Elder Kennedy, just so
they know where we are.
525
00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:59,182
It's not going through.
526
00:27:00,749 --> 00:27:02,621
It's the storm.
Keep trying, okay?
527
00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:30,170
Okay.
528
00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:33,652
We ask for help, hmm?
529
00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:37,438
It'll be fine.
530
00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:30,621
Mr. Reed?
531
00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:32,640
And there they are! Welcome.
532
00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:37,166
Mr. Reed, you have been
too generous with your time.
533
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,951
Sister Paxton and I
were just saying
534
00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:40,648
what a pleasure it's been.
535
00:29:40,648 --> 00:29:43,172
Um, but we just got off
the phone with Sister Hall,
536
00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:45,653
and she needs us
to return to the church.
537
00:29:45,653 --> 00:29:47,742
-Oh! Oh, well...
- Unfortunately, yeah.
538
00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:50,876
I won't keep you
if you wish to leave.
539
00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:53,792
We've been summoned back.
540
00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:55,402
Yeah.
541
00:29:56,272 --> 00:29:57,578
Damn it! Damn it,
'cause we were just
542
00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:59,275
getting started, weren't we?
543
00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:01,103
You know, you had me thinking
that maybe you were
544
00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:03,802
onto something
with your visit.
545
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,761
I've been impressed,
but I understand.
546
00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:09,068
Uh, yeah, your coats are here,
547
00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:10,504
hanging on the back
of the pew.
548
00:30:10,504 --> 00:30:11,853
Excuse me one moment.
549
00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,899
Yeah.
550
00:30:45,495 --> 00:30:46,845
Key.
551
00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:07,256
So... so we just, uh,
need your help
552
00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:08,649
with the door. Um...
553
00:31:08,649 --> 00:31:10,520
It's...it's a little tricky.
554
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,218
I'm sorry?
555
00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:14,176
I think your door is
a bit stuck out there.
556
00:31:14,829 --> 00:31:16,004
The door won't open.
557
00:31:17,092 --> 00:31:18,572
The front door.
558
00:31:18,572 --> 00:31:20,139
Yeah, the front door
won't open again.
559
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:22,924
It opened when we came in.
560
00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,708
Yeah.
561
00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:26,667
Maybe if you unlock it,
it will open?
562
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:28,712
No, no, I... I... I understand
what you're asking me,
563
00:31:28,712 --> 00:31:29,888
but, uh,
564
00:31:30,714 --> 00:31:33,021
the deadbolts are on a timer.
565
00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:35,415
I got carried away
with our conversation,
566
00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:37,286
I didn't realize the brace
had been set.
567
00:31:37,286 --> 00:31:39,332
I should have pulled the pin
when you came in,
568
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,900
but I forgot.
So if you are now
569
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,945
regrettably ready to leave,
570
00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:45,686
you'll have to exit
through the back of my house.
571
00:31:47,775 --> 00:31:49,472
Uh, where?
572
00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:50,778
Just through here.
573
00:31:53,085 --> 00:31:55,783
Well, can you just unlock
the front one, please?
574
00:31:55,783 --> 00:31:57,916
We would like to go that way.
575
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,961
Just so we don't
get turned around
576
00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:02,355
and confused
when we get outside.
577
00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:05,488
Yeah, it won't open again
'til morning.
578
00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:12,060
Please, sir?
579
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:13,627
Oh, I'm sorry.
580
00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:16,021
I promise you,
it's safe to leave this way.
581
00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,239
Huh?
582
00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:24,072
It's a little unusual
to have a door
583
00:32:24,072 --> 00:32:27,336
that, um, locks on a timer?
584
00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:28,468
Uh...
585
00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:30,557
Yes, well, I see that.
586
00:32:30,557 --> 00:32:32,515
Yeah.
587
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,300
And it's...
588
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:36,780
Well, it's a little unusual
that it can't be unlocked.
589
00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:38,478
No,
I... I... I know.
590
00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:42,090
I am self-aware enough to know
how this might look.
591
00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:44,875
Older man, two young women
in his house,
592
00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:47,530
but I assure you,
you are welcome to leave
593
00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:48,879
through...through the back.
594
00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:50,316
You saw my house
from the outside, right?
595
00:32:50,316 --> 00:32:51,708
-Mm-hmm.
-Right!
596
00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:53,014
So, you know
it's a tiny footprint.
597
00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:54,276
The back of the house
is just there.
598
00:32:54,276 --> 00:32:55,451
Yeah.
599
00:32:57,584 --> 00:33:01,066
Anyway, I will leave you space
to make your decision freely.
600
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:02,197
Yeah.
601
00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:14,905
To clarify, I am trying...
602
00:33:14,905 --> 00:33:17,430
have been trying very hard
to make it a point
603
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,866
not to pressure you,
604
00:33:18,866 --> 00:33:20,520
so you shouldn't even
feel the need
605
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,392
to fabricate a story
about someone from your ward
606
00:33:23,392 --> 00:33:26,265
calling you to leave.
It's... perfectly fine.
607
00:33:26,265 --> 00:33:27,440
Leave when you want.
608
00:33:27,962 --> 00:33:31,313
It wasn't an excuse,
they do need us back.
609
00:33:31,313 --> 00:33:33,228
No, I know, but you're saying
you took a call
610
00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:34,316
with someone from your ward.
611
00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:35,752
Yeah, a moment ago.
612
00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:38,059
But when you came inside,
I asked if you were okay
613
00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:39,974
with the metal in the walls
and ceilings.
614
00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:43,238
What do you mean?
615
00:33:43,891 --> 00:33:46,415
I mean that the metal
obstructs cell phone signals,
616
00:33:46,415 --> 00:33:48,765
so I do know
you didn't take a call. But...
617
00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:50,898
Just to be clear,
618
00:33:50,898 --> 00:33:52,682
so you're comfortable,
619
00:33:52,682 --> 00:33:55,729
it is totally fine for you
to leave on your own accord.
620
00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:58,688
You never need to feel like
you have to...
621
00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:01,343
...make excuses or...
or tell me little...
622
00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:03,041
little... little white lies.
623
00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:14,400
So which door
takes us outside?
624
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,010
Pff.
625
00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:18,012
Well...
do you have a preference?
626
00:34:18,012 --> 00:34:21,102
Wh... why would I
have a preference?
627
00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:23,626
Should we have
a preference?
628
00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:25,237
That is a fair question.
629
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,415
Not to be completely weird,
but can your wife
630
00:34:29,415 --> 00:34:32,200
please just step in the room,
631
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,376
say hello and walk us
to the back of the house?
632
00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:35,812
I'm not trying to be silly,
633
00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:37,727
I promise, I'm really not,
634
00:34:37,727 --> 00:34:41,296
but there are rules we follow,
and we were upfront with them.
635
00:34:42,732 --> 00:34:43,951
I will ask.
636
00:34:52,438 --> 00:34:55,049
Can I ask you
a question first?
637
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,620
Do you...
638
00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:05,451
still believe that my wife
is in the next room?
639
00:35:06,756 --> 00:35:09,455
Despite all the evidence
to the contrary,
640
00:35:09,455 --> 00:35:11,109
the scented candle,
641
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:14,112
the absence of an oven
with blueberry pie?
642
00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:18,725
Or have you been politely
indulging a lie?
643
00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:20,944
If you still believe that
she's in there, I'll go ask,
644
00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:23,164
but it's something
I want you to think about
645
00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:24,513
and maybe think about
646
00:35:24,513 --> 00:35:26,907
in the context
of your beliefs.
647
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:30,171
Do you believe in God because
648
00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:32,739
somebody told you
at an impressionable age
649
00:35:32,739 --> 00:35:35,524
that God is real,
despite having doubts
650
00:35:35,524 --> 00:35:38,005
as you got older, despite...
651
00:35:38,005 --> 00:35:40,138
seeing evidence to
the contrary your whole lives?
652
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,965
When your father
lost control of his body,
653
00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:44,925
did you think it was
God's plan to ruin his life?
654
00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:47,232
Or did you go on
believing something
655
00:35:47,232 --> 00:35:50,017
that you know is not true
just to give you comfort
656
00:35:50,017 --> 00:35:51,671
because you were afraid
of what it might mean
657
00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:53,673
if it was all a lie?
658
00:35:55,675 --> 00:35:57,981
I put the scented candle
on the table
659
00:35:57,981 --> 00:35:59,983
because I wanted you to think
660
00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:01,637
about the things
that you believe
661
00:36:01,637 --> 00:36:04,510
just because somebody
asked you to believe them.
662
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,298
Can...
663
00:36:11,995 --> 00:36:13,214
Can we use your phone?
664
00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:14,911
Please?
665
00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:18,001
I... I don't have a telephone.
666
00:36:27,097 --> 00:36:31,276
You have a really
beautiful home, Mr. Reed.
667
00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:33,408
It's like a church in here.
668
00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:34,670
Did you build it yourself?
669
00:36:35,671 --> 00:36:36,890
My wife built it.
670
00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:47,292
We're gonna leave
671
00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:49,946
through the back
of your house.
672
00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:51,034
Now, is that okay?
673
00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:52,122
Of course.
674
00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:55,474
Just like you said,
it's okay,
675
00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:58,477
and we can leave, right?
676
00:36:58,477 --> 00:36:59,521
That's right.
677
00:37:23,632 --> 00:37:24,764
What is it?
678
00:37:35,122 --> 00:37:37,603
Sister Barnes?
679
00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:53,967
That's a basement.
680
00:37:57,318 --> 00:37:59,973
It doesn't look like
this goes outside.
681
00:38:55,028 --> 00:38:58,161
I think that you can
tell that we're regrettably
682
00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:01,774
uncomfortable with this
situation here tonight.
683
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:06,126
I'm sorry, but didn't you just
say a moment ago
684
00:39:06,126 --> 00:39:08,128
that you saw the outside
of my house?
685
00:39:08,781 --> 00:39:11,000
So then you clearly saw...
686
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,133
...that the back of my house
overhangs a hill,
687
00:39:13,742 --> 00:39:16,615
so you would know
that you have to go down...
688
00:39:18,486 --> 00:39:20,183
...in order to go out.
689
00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:24,405
I think
it would be best for you
690
00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:27,016
and for all of us
if you could help us
691
00:39:27,016 --> 00:39:28,627
go home because
692
00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:31,630
the Stake President,
he knows where we are.
693
00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:33,153
And the Ward
Missionaries know.
694
00:39:33,153 --> 00:39:36,678
And they'll be expecting us.
695
00:39:37,287 --> 00:39:39,855
And there were witnesses,
weren't there, Sister Barnes?
696
00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:41,640
On our way here,
we passed a police officer?
697
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,424
Whoa! The police?
I promise you,
698
00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:46,209
you're getting way, way, way,
way too worked up.
699
00:39:46,209 --> 00:39:47,297
Right.
700
00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:48,908
But I think that we're scared
701
00:39:48,908 --> 00:39:51,780
because you lied
to us earlier.
702
00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:53,042
Do you want me to help?
703
00:39:56,263 --> 00:39:57,656
You asked me earlier
if you should
704
00:39:57,656 --> 00:39:59,222
have a preference
between the doors.
705
00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:01,355
I think you should.
I think it's something
706
00:40:01,355 --> 00:40:02,922
you should consider
very carefully,
707
00:40:02,922 --> 00:40:05,185
and then make
the right decision.
708
00:40:05,185 --> 00:40:07,361
Do you want me to help you?
709
00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:12,453
Yes.
710
00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:13,585
Okay.
711
00:40:13,585 --> 00:40:14,760
Then, please...
712
00:40:16,588 --> 00:40:18,503
come and stand here.
Both of you come.
713
00:40:20,113 --> 00:40:21,462
Just here.
714
00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:22,594
That's it.
715
00:40:23,856 --> 00:40:25,814
It's a simple choice.
716
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:30,384
But it should not
be made simply.
717
00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:35,520
I need you to reflect
very, very deeply
718
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,348
and then make
a sincere decision.
719
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,403
Have you ever played
720
00:40:49,403 --> 00:40:51,231
the Parker Brothers game,
Monopoly?
721
00:40:53,799 --> 00:40:57,803
Monopolyis currently
published in 47 languages.
722
00:40:57,803 --> 00:41:01,459
They sell it
in over 114 countries.
723
00:41:19,564 --> 00:41:24,090
♪ If I could make a wish ♪
724
00:41:24,090 --> 00:41:27,180
They say over a billion people
have played Monopoly.
725
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:30,270
But I'm guessing that only
a fraction of that billion
726
00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:31,489
have actually finished it.
727
00:41:32,272 --> 00:41:34,883
Maybe that reminds you
728
00:41:34,883 --> 00:41:36,406
of something else?
729
00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:37,669
Just a thought.
730
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,587
This is what most people mean
when they hear "Monopoly."
731
00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:44,806
There's the pewter avatars.
732
00:41:44,806 --> 00:41:47,548
Everyone has their favorite.
I shall not tell you mine.
733
00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:49,245
Meow!
734
00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:51,726
There's the pastel money
in various denominations,
735
00:41:51,726 --> 00:41:53,815
and, of course, the jail.
736
00:41:54,294 --> 00:41:56,949
Now, this next part
is very important.
737
00:41:57,863 --> 00:42:01,649
Have you ever played
the 1904 board game called
738
00:42:01,649 --> 00:42:03,869
The Landlord's Game?
739
00:42:04,565 --> 00:42:07,612
It is very nearly identical
to Monopoly
740
00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:09,788
in every fundamental way.
There's the jail.
741
00:42:09,788 --> 00:42:11,572
There's free parking.
742
00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:13,313
There's fines and fees.
There's penalties.
743
00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:14,880
for landing
on other people's properties,
744
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,795
and the ultimate goal
of forming monopolies
745
00:42:16,795 --> 00:42:19,580
to force your opponent
out of the game.
746
00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:21,974
What do games have to do
with us leaving?
747
00:42:23,323 --> 00:42:24,498
Everything.
748
00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:28,328
The Landlord's Game
was designed by
749
00:42:28,328 --> 00:42:30,243
American feminist
Elizabeth Magie,
750
00:42:30,243 --> 00:42:32,114
almost three decades before
751
00:42:32,114 --> 00:42:34,421
a heater salesman
from Philadelphia,
752
00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:36,902
Sister Barnes,
changed the name to Monopoly
753
00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:39,121
and sold the concept
as his own
754
00:42:39,121 --> 00:42:40,993
to Parker Brothers in 1935.
755
00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:42,777
This chap was called
Charles Darrow,
756
00:42:42,777 --> 00:42:44,736
went on to become the first
millionaire games designer
757
00:42:44,736 --> 00:42:47,434
in the history of the world,
while poor old Elizabeth Magie
758
00:42:47,434 --> 00:42:49,523
died without ever
being credited for the impact
759
00:42:49,523 --> 00:42:51,786
she had on American culture.
760
00:42:56,748 --> 00:42:58,358
I'm talking to you
761
00:42:59,359 --> 00:43:00,665
about iterations.
762
00:43:02,928 --> 00:43:05,017
I need you to have a very
basic understanding
763
00:43:05,017 --> 00:43:08,020
of iterating,
because I'm going to make
764
00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:09,587
a very disturbing
claim tonight.
765
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:15,680
It will make your stomachs
sink a little
766
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,030
and your hearts beat faster.
767
00:43:18,030 --> 00:43:20,859
It will make you sick.
768
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,470
It may even...
I'm very sorry...
769
00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:25,646
make you want to...
to die.
770
00:43:53,108 --> 00:43:54,675
Have you heard
this song before?
771
00:43:56,372 --> 00:43:58,331
You just played it.
772
00:43:58,331 --> 00:44:00,420
No, I mean before tonight.
773
00:44:00,855 --> 00:44:02,074
Mmm-mmm.
774
00:44:02,074 --> 00:44:03,641
I disagree!
775
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,730
I think you've heard it
many, many times before,
776
00:44:05,730 --> 00:44:07,688
but we will come back to that.
777
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,604
You are, are you not,
monotheistic?
778
00:44:11,170 --> 00:44:13,128
We believe in Heavenly Father,
yes.
779
00:44:13,128 --> 00:44:14,695
Okay.
780
00:44:14,695 --> 00:44:17,480
There are three major
monotheistic religions,
781
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,832
Judaism, Christianity
and Islam.
782
00:44:21,528 --> 00:44:23,661
I call them, "The Big Three."
783
00:44:25,271 --> 00:44:27,447
Judaism, i.e.
784
00:44:27,447 --> 00:44:28,753
"The Original Edition."
785
00:44:29,362 --> 00:44:32,539
Christianity, i.e.
"The Most Popular Edition,"
786
00:44:32,539 --> 00:44:35,716
and Islam, "The Newer,
787
00:44:36,499 --> 00:44:38,327
"Second Most Popular Edition."
788
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:42,375
May I see your Book of Mormon,
please?
789
00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:44,812
I'll give it back.
790
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,076
Thank you.
791
00:44:48,076 --> 00:44:51,993
And finally, after 800 years,
this!
792
00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:55,736
Mormonism, i.e.
793
00:44:56,824 --> 00:44:59,218
"The zany regional
spin-off edition."
794
00:45:04,397 --> 00:45:07,530
These are all iterations
795
00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:09,010
of the same source material.
796
00:45:10,229 --> 00:45:13,928
These texts share
many of the same characters
797
00:45:13,928 --> 00:45:15,408
and histories albeit presented
798
00:45:15,408 --> 00:45:17,279
with different meanings
and perspectives.
799
00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:20,065
So no,
800
00:45:20,065 --> 00:45:22,197
I will not accept...
...that you stand there
801
00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:23,590
and tell me
that you've never heard
802
00:45:23,590 --> 00:45:25,592
The Air That I Breathe
by The Hollies,
803
00:45:25,592 --> 00:45:28,987
when I know that you have
heard Creepby Radiohead.
804
00:45:30,162 --> 00:45:32,468
Oh, yes, you have. Come on.
805
00:45:32,468 --> 00:45:34,775
♪ But I'm a creep! ♪
806
00:45:34,775 --> 00:45:36,081
Yeah?
807
00:45:36,081 --> 00:45:37,560
♪ I'm a weirdo ♪
808
00:45:38,997 --> 00:45:41,608
Okay! "What the hell
am I doing here?"
809
00:45:43,262 --> 00:45:44,829
I know these are things
you are thinking right now,
810
00:45:44,829 --> 00:45:46,656
but they're also lyrics
you recognize, yes?
811
00:45:46,656 --> 00:45:48,528
Yes?
812
00:45:48,528 --> 00:45:51,705
The Hollies filed a plagiarism
lawsuit against Radiohead,
813
00:45:51,705 --> 00:45:53,489
which they later settled
by proving
814
00:45:53,489 --> 00:45:55,840
that the melody and rhythm
of The Air That I Breathe
815
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,450
appear in Creep.
816
00:45:57,450 --> 00:45:58,973
How old are you? 19 or 20?
817
00:45:58,973 --> 00:46:00,453
- Something like that. Okay.
-Hmm.
818
00:46:00,453 --> 00:46:01,976
So maybe you know
Lana Del Rey,
819
00:46:01,976 --> 00:46:03,978
who remarkably was sued
by Radiohead
820
00:46:03,978 --> 00:46:07,547
for plagiarizing Creep
in her 2017 song
821
00:46:07,547 --> 00:46:08,809
Get Free.
822
00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:10,724
Iterations.
823
00:46:11,290 --> 00:46:12,508
Over time.
824
00:46:13,422 --> 00:46:15,033
Diluting the message.
825
00:46:15,511 --> 00:46:18,601
Obscuring the original.
826
00:46:20,908 --> 00:46:25,783
Judaism is the OG
monotheistic religion.
827
00:46:26,435 --> 00:46:28,350
It should, by a wide margin,
828
00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:31,266
have the most number of
practicing members. And yet,
829
00:46:31,266 --> 00:46:34,748
it makes up only 0.2%
of the world's population.
830
00:46:34,748 --> 00:46:36,141
Why is that?
831
00:46:36,141 --> 00:46:38,360
Why is the original
less popular
832
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,797
than the iteration?
833
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,103
Is it any less true
than the others?
834
00:46:43,626 --> 00:46:47,848
Are we talking about religion
or board games or music?
835
00:46:47,848 --> 00:46:49,719
Yes.
836
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:53,375
It has the fewest members
because it doesn't advertise.
837
00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:54,594
It doesn't have
people like you,
838
00:46:55,247 --> 00:46:56,944
knocking on doors,
839
00:46:56,944 --> 00:46:58,337
selling people a better life,
840
00:46:58,337 --> 00:47:00,034
a better board game,
a better song.
841
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:01,993
You ever think about that?
842
00:47:03,690 --> 00:47:05,866
How missionaries
are really just salespeople
843
00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:07,259
for an organization?
844
00:47:08,129 --> 00:47:09,739
The product you're selling
is an idea.
845
00:47:09,739 --> 00:47:11,045
You knock on my door
and you sell,
846
00:47:11,045 --> 00:47:12,960
maybe I buy,
maybe I don't buy.
847
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,222
Those are the rules
of engagement
848
00:47:14,222 --> 00:47:16,094
when I invite you
into my house.
849
00:47:16,616 --> 00:47:20,838
We are negotiating
a transaction of ideologies.
850
00:47:22,578 --> 00:47:24,580
And what I'm trying
to say to you tonight
851
00:47:25,930 --> 00:47:29,847
is that I have an idea which
I would like to sell to you.
852
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:07,232
My argument
is that the holy texts
853
00:48:07,232 --> 00:48:08,842
which we revere
854
00:48:08,842 --> 00:48:11,758
are just mythological
iterations of stories
855
00:48:11,758 --> 00:48:13,194
which ancient people have been
856
00:48:13,194 --> 00:48:14,848
telling each other
for centuries.
857
00:48:18,460 --> 00:48:20,767
They're not true or real
in any literal sense.
858
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:26,512
They are merely a conduit
to a more ancient truth.
859
00:48:35,651 --> 00:48:37,653
The story of a savior...
860
00:48:39,786 --> 00:48:41,353
who was born to a virgin,
861
00:48:41,353 --> 00:48:43,094
who could perform miracles
862
00:48:43,094 --> 00:48:45,183
and was supernaturally
resurrected,
863
00:48:45,183 --> 00:48:47,533
was a very popular story
864
00:48:47,533 --> 00:48:49,665
for at least a thousand years
865
00:48:49,665 --> 00:48:52,016
before Jesus was born.
866
00:48:52,712 --> 00:48:54,844
One of them has blonde hair,
867
00:48:54,844 --> 00:48:57,369
one of them's brunette,
both dressed similar.
868
00:48:57,369 --> 00:48:59,675
No. Never stopped by.
869
00:49:02,852 --> 00:49:04,332
Mithras
performed miracles.
870
00:49:04,332 --> 00:49:05,246
He was marked
by the sign of the cross.
871
00:49:05,246 --> 00:49:07,292
Horus, walked on water,
872
00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:09,511
was crucified,
had 12 disciples.
873
00:49:09,511 --> 00:49:12,819
Krishna, he was a carpenter,
born to a virgin,
874
00:49:12,819 --> 00:49:14,995
baptized in a river,
rose from the dead
875
00:49:14,995 --> 00:49:16,431
and ascended into heaven.
876
00:49:16,431 --> 00:49:21,959
This little gallery
depicts 12 gods
877
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,743
who were born
on December the 25th,
878
00:49:23,743 --> 00:49:26,964
all of whom predate
the existence of Jesus.
879
00:49:28,139 --> 00:49:29,967
I am sorry,
880
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:32,230
but it is impossible
to ignore the influence
881
00:49:32,230 --> 00:49:34,275
of one narrative upon another,
882
00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:37,887
or to ignore the fact
that all these stories
883
00:49:37,887 --> 00:49:39,063
iterate into...
884
00:49:41,021 --> 00:49:44,068
Star Wars: Episode I -
The Phantom Menace.
885
00:49:44,068 --> 00:49:46,026
Can you imagine
thousands of years from now
886
00:49:46,026 --> 00:49:47,419
people accepting Jar Jar
887
00:49:47,419 --> 00:49:49,421
as a significant
religious figure?
888
00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:52,163
Beg your pardon?
889
00:49:52,163 --> 00:49:54,730
Jar Jar. Jar Jar Binks.
890
00:49:55,514 --> 00:49:58,386
Jar Jar! Ex-squeeze me.
891
00:49:59,605 --> 00:50:00,867
Never mind.
892
00:50:04,262 --> 00:50:06,612
It is all terrifying,
isn't it? I'm sorry.
893
00:50:08,179 --> 00:50:09,658
It is.
894
00:50:09,658 --> 00:50:10,746
It is all...
895
00:50:24,891 --> 00:50:26,023
Scary.
896
00:50:27,459 --> 00:50:28,547
I'm scared.
897
00:50:29,939 --> 00:50:32,768
I'm scared just saying it
out loud, really.
898
00:50:41,777 --> 00:50:44,954
If God is real, and he watches
when we masturbate,
899
00:50:44,954 --> 00:50:47,914
and he has such a fragile ego
that he only helps us
900
00:50:47,914 --> 00:50:50,003
when we beg him
and shower him with praise,
901
00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:51,265
and he hates gay people
902
00:50:51,265 --> 00:50:52,310
for being what
he made them to be,
903
00:50:52,310 --> 00:50:53,833
well, that's terrifying.
904
00:51:03,408 --> 00:51:04,887
If there's no God
905
00:51:04,887 --> 00:51:06,193
and we're just horny,
microscopic ants
906
00:51:06,193 --> 00:51:07,586
floating on a rock
through space
907
00:51:07,586 --> 00:51:08,935
with no divine purpose
908
00:51:08,935 --> 00:51:10,110
and no hope
to achieve eternal life,
909
00:51:10,110 --> 00:51:11,155
well...
910
00:51:11,938 --> 00:51:13,331
that's terrifying too.
911
00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,727
"Either the church is true
or it is a fraud."
912
00:51:18,727 --> 00:51:21,034
"It is the church
and kingdom of God,
913
00:51:21,034 --> 00:51:22,601
"or it is nothing."
914
00:51:23,210 --> 00:51:24,342
Do you agree with that?
915
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,606
Would it help if I told you
this is Gordon B. Hinckley,
916
00:51:27,606 --> 00:51:29,303
the 15th President
of your church.
917
00:51:29,303 --> 00:51:30,957
- Do you agree with Gordon?
- Yes.
918
00:51:30,957 --> 00:51:32,524
-Mm-hmm.
-Thought you might.
919
00:51:32,524 --> 00:51:34,613
So either it is all true
920
00:51:35,353 --> 00:51:37,181
or none of it's true, yes?
921
00:51:37,877 --> 00:51:38,965
-Yes.
-Mm-hmm.
922
00:51:38,965 --> 00:51:40,097
Okay.
923
00:51:42,490 --> 00:51:43,970
Then I want you
to choose which door
924
00:51:43,970 --> 00:51:45,580
to go through
based on your faith.
925
00:51:47,278 --> 00:51:48,801
Are...
926
00:51:48,801 --> 00:51:50,107
are you asking us
927
00:51:50,759 --> 00:51:53,153
for us to deliberate
our belief in the church?
928
00:51:53,153 --> 00:51:54,633
Is that a factor
which will correspond
929
00:51:54,633 --> 00:51:56,156
to us going home?
930
00:51:56,156 --> 00:51:58,027
I'm asking you
to choose between belief
931
00:52:00,029 --> 00:52:01,422
and disbelief.
932
00:52:02,684 --> 00:52:06,079
My own claim is that all
10,000 verifiable religions
933
00:52:06,079 --> 00:52:07,907
that exist in the world today
934
00:52:07,907 --> 00:52:10,214
are as artificial
as the symbolic church
935
00:52:10,214 --> 00:52:11,693
you are currently standing in.
936
00:52:12,303 --> 00:52:14,000
It is farce.
937
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,611
There is nothing holy here.
938
00:52:16,611 --> 00:52:18,744
Your religious text
is mere ornament...
939
00:52:20,615 --> 00:52:22,400
...as hollow
and as capitalistic
940
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,488
as these ridiculous games.
941
00:52:54,649 --> 00:52:57,783
I want to know
what is going to happen to us
942
00:52:57,783 --> 00:52:59,437
- before we choose.
- I don't even know
943
00:52:59,437 --> 00:53:01,308
how to begin
to answer that question
944
00:53:01,308 --> 00:53:02,831
if it hasn't happened yet.
945
00:53:03,571 --> 00:53:05,182
Wow, Mr. Reed,
946
00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:10,099
you've introduced
a lot of interesting points.
947
00:53:10,099 --> 00:53:13,625
I think we can admit
that you're a very smart man
948
00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:16,018
and we still have
a lot to learn.
949
00:53:16,018 --> 00:53:18,499
So with that,
I would like to agree
950
00:53:18,499 --> 00:53:19,674
that you've...
951
00:53:20,675 --> 00:53:22,068
convinced us,
952
00:53:22,068 --> 00:53:23,504
and we'd like to leave
953
00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:25,767
through the disbelief door
and go home now.
954
00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:28,292
Right, Sister Barnes?
955
00:53:32,557 --> 00:53:33,775
Sister?
956
00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:38,606
Sister Barnes?
957
00:53:39,738 --> 00:53:42,436
I think we should listen
to our super neat
958
00:53:42,436 --> 00:53:45,483
and thoughtful host
and choose the right door?
959
00:53:46,005 --> 00:53:47,920
You know, choose the "right"?
960
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,269
Like they taught us
in primary?
961
00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:50,749
It doesn't...
962
00:53:50,749 --> 00:53:52,968
matter what you say to him.
963
00:53:54,187 --> 00:53:55,493
He's not gonna let us go
964
00:53:55,493 --> 00:53:57,582
just because
we admit he's right.
965
00:53:57,582 --> 00:54:00,324
Let's just get out of here
while our host is being
966
00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:02,369
gracious enough
to let us leave.
967
00:54:03,022 --> 00:54:05,416
I think that
we're being studied.
968
00:54:07,722 --> 00:54:09,333
I think he wants to learn
something about us
969
00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:11,770
based on which door we open.
970
00:54:16,601 --> 00:54:17,776
Is that the game?
971
00:54:19,647 --> 00:54:21,823
Someone scratches their neck,
and he's watching.
972
00:54:21,823 --> 00:54:25,131
We say the wrong thing,
and he stumbles on his words.
973
00:54:25,131 --> 00:54:28,439
A candle flame flickers,
and it captures his attention.
974
00:54:29,309 --> 00:54:31,268
What have you
been looking for?
975
00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:34,706
What have you found?
976
00:54:35,924 --> 00:54:37,448
If I'm right,
977
00:54:37,448 --> 00:54:39,798
then the only thing
that matters right now
978
00:54:39,798 --> 00:54:41,452
is what we actually believe.
979
00:54:46,413 --> 00:54:48,241
And because I think
your rhetoric is thin,
980
00:54:48,894 --> 00:54:50,678
and your garage sale
board game metaphor
981
00:54:50,678 --> 00:54:52,289
is kind of offensive.
982
00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:55,509
I mean, you asked
why Judaism only makes up
983
00:54:55,509 --> 00:54:57,555
0.2% of the world's population
984
00:54:57,555 --> 00:54:59,600
but didn't even pause
for the Holocaust.
985
00:55:00,035 --> 00:55:02,777
You make no acknowledgement
of the religious persecution
986
00:55:02,777 --> 00:55:04,083
Jewish people have faced.
987
00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:05,345
You just use it as a setup
988
00:55:05,345 --> 00:55:07,129
to a punchline
about missionaries.
989
00:55:07,565 --> 00:55:08,914
And then,
you skip over the fact
990
00:55:08,914 --> 00:55:10,611
that none of this
addresses Islam,
991
00:55:10,611 --> 00:55:13,135
as Muslims don't even believe
Christ was resurrected.
992
00:55:13,135 --> 00:55:15,094
And then, you point out
all the similarities
993
00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:16,748
these mythological gods
have with Jesus,
994
00:55:16,748 --> 00:55:19,185
but breeze over the many
glaring differences!
995
00:55:19,185 --> 00:55:22,884
One of these guys
has a freaking bird head!
996
00:55:25,147 --> 00:55:28,325
I don't think...
that my point of view...
997
00:55:29,369 --> 00:55:31,980
fits into belief or disbelief.
998
00:55:32,416 --> 00:55:34,069
I think there's
an entire spectrum
999
00:55:34,069 --> 00:55:35,854
that your game is neglecting.
1000
00:55:38,726 --> 00:55:40,467
So it doesn't matter
what I believe, does it?
1001
00:55:44,732 --> 00:55:47,169
Sister Paxton, do you still
believe in God?
1002
00:55:48,257 --> 00:55:49,346
Yes.
1003
00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:52,523
Then let's leave through here.
1004
00:55:53,611 --> 00:55:56,265
Let's be honest and sincere
1005
00:55:56,265 --> 00:55:58,790
and let God decide
what happens next for us.
1006
00:56:13,413 --> 00:56:14,719
Okay, we're leaving now.
1007
00:56:15,546 --> 00:56:17,417
Thank you
for all your mentorship,
1008
00:56:17,417 --> 00:56:19,463
and thank you
for letting us leave.
1009
00:56:47,926 --> 00:56:49,754
Are you coming too?
1010
00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:02,462
Sister...
1011
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:06,510
It's okay.
1012
00:57:07,336 --> 00:57:09,687
One step at a time.
We'll go slow.
1013
00:58:09,660 --> 00:58:12,750
Sister Barnes,
there's nothing.
1014
00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:14,534
It's all blocked off.
1015
00:58:15,361 --> 00:58:16,971
What do you think he wants?
1016
00:58:17,537 --> 00:58:20,061
Is he gonna
keep us here forever?
1017
00:58:20,061 --> 00:58:21,672
No, he's too smart.
He...
1018
00:58:21,672 --> 00:58:24,675
He knows an Elder
will check on us, and...
1019
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:29,680
which means he'll either have
to let us go or...
1020
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:30,768
kill us.
1021
00:58:37,470 --> 00:58:40,734
From now on, if he lands
a philosophical point
1022
00:58:40,734 --> 00:58:43,084
that we don't agree with,
we challenge him.
1023
00:58:43,563 --> 00:58:44,912
We make him think.
1024
00:58:45,434 --> 00:58:47,524
He doesn't have
to steam roll us.
1025
00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,177
We might not
be a physical threat,
1026
00:58:49,177 --> 00:58:50,875
but we can
be an intellectual one.
1027
00:59:06,107 --> 00:59:08,719
I think that window
has a cage on it.
1028
00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:12,897
You're right.
1029
00:59:14,594 --> 00:59:17,031
He's coming.
He's coming.
1030
00:59:20,992 --> 00:59:22,080
Take this.
1031
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,561
Take this. Put it back.
1032
00:59:34,832 --> 00:59:37,225
If anything happens,
you take this,
1033
00:59:37,225 --> 00:59:39,314
and you stab him
in the neck as hard
1034
00:59:39,314 --> 00:59:40,620
and as fast as you can.
1035
00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:42,013
- No! No, no!
- It has to be you.
1036
00:59:42,013 --> 00:59:43,580
He's watching me too closely.
1037
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:44,972
- He won't expect us to do it.
- Sister, no!
1038
00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:46,931
Okay. Let's have a code word.
1039
00:59:46,931 --> 00:59:48,323
Okay? Um...
1040
00:59:48,323 --> 00:59:50,325
Hey, if I say
"magic underwear,"
1041
00:59:50,325 --> 00:59:52,197
that means stab. Okay?
1042
00:59:53,938 --> 00:59:55,026
He's coming.
1043
00:59:55,983 --> 00:59:58,595
Magic underwear.
That's the code word. Okay?
1044
01:00:30,496 --> 01:00:31,584
Mr. Reed?
1045
01:00:46,730 --> 01:00:48,732
Mrs. Reed?
1046
01:00:50,516 --> 01:00:51,691
Is that you?
1047
01:01:24,550 --> 01:01:26,247
What's happening to her?
1048
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:39,521
♪ But I'm a creep
1049
01:01:40,348 --> 01:01:42,611
♪ I'm a weirdo
1050
01:01:43,874 --> 01:01:45,266
Mr. Reed?
1051
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,010
Where are you?
1052
01:01:55,189 --> 01:01:57,191
♪ Couldn't look you
in the eye ♪
1053
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:03,067
♪ You're just like an angel
1054
01:02:06,897 --> 01:02:09,421
♪ Your skin makes me cry
1055
01:02:31,269 --> 01:02:32,705
No.
1056
01:02:35,795 --> 01:02:38,232
♪ And I'm a creep
1057
01:02:59,166 --> 01:03:01,821
-
1058
01:03:06,043 --> 01:03:07,392
♪ I wanna have control
1059
01:03:10,830 --> 01:03:12,832
♪ I want a perfect body
1060
01:03:17,837 --> 01:03:20,709
♪ I want a perfect soul
1061
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:25,062
♪ I want you to notice
1062
01:03:28,065 --> 01:03:29,849
♪ When I'm not around
1063
01:03:33,461 --> 01:03:36,508
♪ You're so very special ♪
1064
01:03:39,598 --> 01:03:41,687
♪ But I'm a creep ♪
1065
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,476
♪ I'm a weirdo
1066
01:03:50,652 --> 01:03:53,873
♪ What the hell
am I doin' here? ♪
1067
01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:58,791
♪ I don't belong here ♪
1068
01:03:58,791 --> 01:04:00,445
-
1069
01:04:03,187 --> 01:04:04,666
I had to be sure
1070
01:04:04,666 --> 01:04:06,146
before I introduced you
to her.
1071
01:04:07,321 --> 01:04:09,889
Sure about what?
1072
01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:11,630
You are now in the presence
1073
01:04:12,674 --> 01:04:14,415
of a living prophet of God.
1074
01:04:32,433 --> 01:04:34,000
The reason
I invited you
1075
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,133
into my sanctuary tonight
is because
1076
01:04:36,133 --> 01:04:37,743
I have been shown a miracle.
1077
01:04:39,179 --> 01:04:41,007
I believe
this miracle is proof
1078
01:04:41,007 --> 01:04:43,618
that all known religions
are demonstrably false,
1079
01:04:43,618 --> 01:04:47,884
and only an ancient echo
of something true.
1080
01:04:49,755 --> 01:04:51,713
I need a witness,
1081
01:04:51,713 --> 01:04:55,892
you, to verify
that the miracle is real.
1082
01:05:10,776 --> 01:05:13,518
Now, our family recipe
for blueberry pie is,
1083
01:05:13,518 --> 01:05:15,215
I think, a traditional one.
1084
01:05:15,215 --> 01:05:18,305
The ingredients include
butter, flour, corn starch,
1085
01:05:18,305 --> 01:05:19,872
sugar, lemon,
1086
01:05:19,872 --> 01:05:21,004
blueberries, of course,
1087
01:05:21,830 --> 01:05:24,224
but tonight I've also included
some wolf's bane
1088
01:05:24,746 --> 01:05:26,009
and some belladonna,
1089
01:05:27,227 --> 01:05:30,317
which means that,
in a short while,
1090
01:05:32,276 --> 01:05:35,757
the Prophet will be dead
from consuming the pie.
1091
01:05:39,022 --> 01:05:40,240
Then,
1092
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:43,026
you will witness a miracle.
1093
01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:46,855
By the grace of God,
1094
01:05:48,335 --> 01:05:49,641
she will be resurrected.
1095
01:06:28,071 --> 01:06:29,594
Now, feel her pulse, please.
1096
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:32,031
Both of you.
1097
01:06:35,295 --> 01:06:36,557
I need you
1098
01:06:36,557 --> 01:06:38,907
to feel her pulse right now!
1099
01:06:44,696 --> 01:06:46,219
Acknowledge, please,
1100
01:06:46,219 --> 01:06:48,439
that her heart has now
stopped pumping.
1101
01:06:48,439 --> 01:06:49,875
Do you know how to do that?
1102
01:06:50,876 --> 01:06:52,704
Index and middle finger
on the side of the neck,
1103
01:06:52,704 --> 01:06:55,489
in the soft, hollow area
just beside the windpipe.
1104
01:06:58,971 --> 01:07:01,147
Both of you, please,
lift her head to be sure.
1105
01:07:13,812 --> 01:07:15,727
She moved! She moved!
1106
01:07:15,727 --> 01:07:17,729
That was
just a catalytic spasm.
1107
01:07:17,729 --> 01:07:19,296
She's alive!
1108
01:07:19,296 --> 01:07:20,862
No! No, no. Not yet.
1109
01:07:20,862 --> 01:07:22,690
Chemicals being released
into her body.
1110
01:07:22,690 --> 01:07:24,431
Acknowledge, please,
that there's no pulse.
1111
01:07:25,606 --> 01:07:26,781
Acknowledge!
1112
01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:27,869
- No. No pulse.
- No pulse.
1113
01:07:27,869 --> 01:07:29,523
Thank you.
1114
01:07:29,523 --> 01:07:31,351
Acknowledge that she is
no longer breathing.
1115
01:07:33,919 --> 01:07:35,007
Do you feel a breath?
1116
01:07:39,881 --> 01:07:41,274
No. No.
1117
01:07:41,274 --> 01:07:42,536
-So she's dead.
-Yes.
1118
01:07:42,536 --> 01:07:43,842
Okay.
1119
01:07:44,495 --> 01:07:45,583
Thank you.
1120
01:07:46,410 --> 01:07:51,371
A moment longer, and you will
witness a resurrection.
1121
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:55,288
She'll return
and she will tell us
1122
01:07:55,288 --> 01:07:56,985
what she saw in the afterlife.
1123
01:07:59,814 --> 01:08:00,989
Has the Prophet moved?
1124
01:08:03,296 --> 01:08:04,384
No.
1125
01:08:05,124 --> 01:08:06,169
Hello?
1126
01:08:06,169 --> 01:08:07,605
- No. No.
- Mmm-mmm.
1127
01:08:09,302 --> 01:08:11,652
All right.
Justun momentino.
1128
01:08:16,614 --> 01:08:18,006
Only a moment longer.
1129
01:08:23,577 --> 01:08:24,970
The Elders?
1130
01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:49,255
- We scream.
- We scream.
1131
01:08:49,255 --> 01:08:51,605
But not until
he answers the door.
1132
01:09:00,223 --> 01:09:01,702
-He's coming back.
-Scream! Scream!
1133
01:09:16,978 --> 01:09:18,284
Coming!
1134
01:09:26,771 --> 01:09:27,902
Ah! Sorry!
1135
01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:29,252
I was at the back.
1136
01:09:29,252 --> 01:09:31,036
- No, I'm sorry to bother you.
- No.
1137
01:09:31,036 --> 01:09:32,429
I'm just in the neighborhood
looking for
1138
01:09:32,429 --> 01:09:34,300
two young ladies
from my church.
1139
01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:35,388
Oh.
1140
01:09:36,433 --> 01:09:37,521
Is everything all right?
1141
01:09:42,352 --> 01:09:44,005
They can't hear us.
1142
01:09:45,137 --> 01:09:46,530
I'm sure
everything's fine,
1143
01:09:46,530 --> 01:09:47,531
I was just wondering
if they...
1144
01:09:48,619 --> 01:09:49,620
...stopped by.
1145
01:09:49,620 --> 01:09:51,361
No. I'm sorry to say,
1146
01:09:51,361 --> 01:09:54,712
you are the first house caller
I've had all day, so.
1147
01:09:55,582 --> 01:09:57,802
- Did you see this?
- It's locked.
1148
01:10:01,893 --> 01:10:02,981
Help.
1149
01:10:02,981 --> 01:10:04,417
Help.
1150
01:10:04,417 --> 01:10:07,072
We can pull the rug.
1151
01:10:07,072 --> 01:10:08,160
The matches.
1152
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:09,988
We start a fire,
1153
01:10:09,988 --> 01:10:11,337
smoke out the speaking pipe
to make sure
1154
01:10:11,337 --> 01:10:13,078
the Elder knows we're here.
1155
01:10:13,078 --> 01:10:16,124
Okay. But you did ask
1156
01:10:16,124 --> 01:10:18,562
for more information
on the church, correct?
1157
01:10:18,562 --> 01:10:20,390
Uh, this...
this is the which church?
1158
01:10:20,390 --> 01:10:21,782
The Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-day Saints.
1159
01:10:21,782 --> 01:10:24,263
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
1160
01:10:28,267 --> 01:10:30,704
Pull. Careful.
1161
01:10:36,101 --> 01:10:37,929
Is there some other way
I can help?
1162
01:10:37,929 --> 01:10:40,061
Do you want to use my phone,
call the police?
1163
01:10:40,061 --> 01:10:41,628
- I could get my coat...
- No, no. That's fine.
1164
01:10:41,628 --> 01:10:43,282
...and come help you
look around.
1165
01:10:43,282 --> 01:10:44,805
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm sure they're not far.
1166
01:10:44,805 --> 01:10:46,416
Uh, thank you for your time.
1167
01:10:46,416 --> 01:10:48,809
All right, well, good luck.
Yeah, I mean that.
1168
01:10:48,809 --> 01:10:50,071
- Okay.
- Uh-huh.
1169
01:12:07,932 --> 01:12:09,368
No.
1170
01:12:29,954 --> 01:12:31,521
He's coming!
1171
01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:46,405
Yeah? Yeah? Any luck?
1172
01:12:56,981 --> 01:12:58,199
She moved.
1173
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,941
- What do you mean?
- When we were gone.
1174
01:13:04,336 --> 01:13:06,294
No,
you're remembering it wrong.
1175
01:13:06,294 --> 01:13:07,383
She hasn't moved at all.
1176
01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:08,688
Her head is different.
1177
01:13:08,688 --> 01:13:10,995
- That's where she was!
- It's not!
1178
01:13:10,995 --> 01:13:13,606
Sister, that's not
how I remember it. Please!
1179
01:13:13,606 --> 01:13:15,869
Please, just come on! Help!
1180
01:13:16,653 --> 01:13:18,306
Hold the sleeve up.
1181
01:13:21,266 --> 01:13:25,662
I'd be remiss if I didn't
ask you one question.
1182
01:13:31,319 --> 01:13:33,452
Have you received
this booklet?
1183
01:13:34,671 --> 01:13:36,237
I have not,
1184
01:13:36,237 --> 01:13:38,892
but I will give it a look-see.
1185
01:13:41,025 --> 01:13:42,113
Try another.
1186
01:13:42,113 --> 01:13:43,201
I know.
1187
01:13:48,772 --> 01:13:50,469
Focus.
1188
01:13:56,344 --> 01:13:57,433
Faster.
1189
01:14:59,538 --> 01:15:01,671
Conductor...
1190
01:15:02,236 --> 01:15:06,197
says... my... name.
1191
01:15:06,719 --> 01:15:09,896
White... clouds.
1192
01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:13,509
Not... Heaven.
1193
01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:17,034
They... unplug...
1194
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:19,645
my brain.
1195
01:15:20,820 --> 01:15:23,257
It is...
1196
01:15:24,737 --> 01:15:25,825
not...
1197
01:15:26,347 --> 01:15:28,045
real.
1198
01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:30,961
And, thank you, Prophet.
1199
01:15:31,570 --> 01:15:33,180
We are very grateful
for your passage
1200
01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:34,660
to the other side.
1201
01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:40,187
Your prophecy will be recorded
into our liturgical texts.
1202
01:15:40,187 --> 01:15:43,495
Come. You must be exhausted.
Take my arm.
1203
01:16:08,607 --> 01:16:09,695
Well, now.
1204
01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:13,481
You see, this is rather
interesting because...
1205
01:16:15,832 --> 01:16:19,836
I know that one of you
has been lying
1206
01:16:21,359 --> 01:16:23,840
since you first got here.
1207
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:26,146
And do you know
how I know that?
1208
01:16:26,146 --> 01:16:27,800
Excuse me, can I...
can I take that?
1209
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:29,933
I know from the way
1210
01:16:29,933 --> 01:16:33,980
that the fire reacts
to each of you.
1211
01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:35,068
A.
1212
01:16:36,635 --> 01:16:37,723
B.
1213
01:16:38,376 --> 01:16:40,552
Yeah. One of you has
a very, very...
1214
01:16:40,552 --> 01:16:43,599
...very big secret,
but we will know more soon.
1215
01:16:44,556 --> 01:16:47,037
There will be
before you saw a woman die
1216
01:16:47,037 --> 01:16:49,779
and come back to life,
and there will be after.
1217
01:16:50,301 --> 01:16:52,477
Books will be written
about it.
1218
01:16:52,477 --> 01:16:55,611
So choose your words
very carefully when I ask,
1219
01:16:56,263 --> 01:16:57,351
what did you witness?
1220
01:16:59,571 --> 01:17:00,790
Tell me. Tell me what you saw.
1221
01:17:01,660 --> 01:17:02,922
How did she...
1222
01:17:02,922 --> 01:17:04,620
I don't know...
1223
01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:06,186
And if you didn't
see something transcendental,
1224
01:17:06,186 --> 01:17:07,405
you absolutely must tell me.
1225
01:17:07,405 --> 01:17:08,580
I don't know.
1226
01:17:08,580 --> 01:17:10,016
'Cause if I'm wrong,
1227
01:17:10,016 --> 01:17:11,714
I need to hear it.
That's why you're here.
1228
01:17:11,714 --> 01:17:13,367
It's a contrived experiment.
We are your prisoners!
1229
01:17:13,367 --> 01:17:15,282
- It doesn't make sense...
-Oh, pooh!
1230
01:17:15,282 --> 01:17:16,762
- We're all prisoners together.
- ...for us to have an opinion!
1231
01:17:16,762 --> 01:17:18,285
You must know by now
that any of us can leave
1232
01:17:18,285 --> 01:17:19,417
whenever we want,
but why would we want,
1233
01:17:19,417 --> 01:17:20,984
after what we've seen?
1234
01:17:20,984 --> 01:17:23,247
I saw it. I saw it.
1235
01:17:23,247 --> 01:17:24,857
I heard her describe
1236
01:17:24,857 --> 01:17:26,554
what she experienced
on the other side.
1237
01:17:26,554 --> 01:17:28,600
Great! What did you hear?
1238
01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:31,908
She said
there was a conductor.
1239
01:17:31,908 --> 01:17:34,693
- Yes. Yeah.
- Did she mean angel?
1240
01:17:34,693 --> 01:17:37,261
She had a feeling
of disassociation,
1241
01:17:37,261 --> 01:17:39,829
a feeling that something
wasn't real.
1242
01:17:39,829 --> 01:17:40,960
That's it.
1243
01:17:41,831 --> 01:17:42,962
So now you know.
1244
01:17:44,572 --> 01:17:45,661
Now, we know?
1245
01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:46,879
Yeah, now, you know.
1246
01:17:48,054 --> 01:17:49,142
Know?
1247
01:17:50,317 --> 01:17:51,667
I can show you God.
1248
01:17:53,059 --> 01:17:56,019
If you're willing to die.
1249
01:17:56,019 --> 01:17:59,022
It... it can be painless.
It can be temporary.
1250
01:17:59,022 --> 01:18:00,980
Like the Prophet,
you can be brought back.
1251
01:18:02,242 --> 01:18:03,940
It doesn't have
to be frightening at all.
1252
01:18:03,940 --> 01:18:05,332
I'll tell you... I'll tell you
what's frightening.
1253
01:18:05,332 --> 01:18:06,986
Not knowing is frightening!
1254
01:18:06,986 --> 01:18:08,640
Where do we come from?
What are we doing here?
1255
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:10,337
What's our purpose?
1256
01:18:10,337 --> 01:18:12,818
The terror of those questions
is why religions exist.
1257
01:18:12,818 --> 01:18:14,690
I can answer
those questions for you.
1258
01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:17,693
I can give you a comfort
no religion in the world
1259
01:18:18,650 --> 01:18:19,825
is capable of giving you.
1260
01:18:22,001 --> 01:18:23,742
It all makes sense now.
1261
01:18:26,049 --> 01:18:28,094
I've been asking myself
all night,
1262
01:18:29,182 --> 01:18:31,750
how is he gonna
make killing us our idea?
1263
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:36,189
Sister Barnes,
you're in a muddle.
1264
01:18:36,189 --> 01:18:37,538
I know. I can't tell
1265
01:18:37,538 --> 01:18:39,105
if you're playing chess
or checkers.
1266
01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:41,368
Monopoly!
1267
01:18:41,368 --> 01:18:42,543
Come on, it was right there.
1268
01:18:42,543 --> 01:18:44,502
You didn't show us a miracle.
1269
01:18:44,502 --> 01:18:46,069
Okay, what did I show you?
1270
01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:48,724
That wasn't a miracle.
1271
01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,464
So you say.
What did I show you?
1272
01:18:50,464 --> 01:18:52,640
That was not a miracle!
1273
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:53,903
What did I show you?
1274
01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:58,298
It was a magic trick.
1275
01:19:00,039 --> 01:19:01,649
A magic trick?
1276
01:19:06,872 --> 01:19:09,135
You wanna know why
we don't talk about Taco Bell?
1277
01:19:10,093 --> 01:19:11,877
It killed me
when I was four years old.
1278
01:19:11,877 --> 01:19:15,098
Fifty people were hospitalized
from an E. coli outbreak.
1279
01:19:15,098 --> 01:19:17,056
The kids at school
called me Taco Hell
1280
01:19:17,056 --> 01:19:18,492
'cause I was clinically dead
1281
01:19:18,492 --> 01:19:20,712
while doctors operated
on my kidneys.
1282
01:19:23,106 --> 01:19:24,324
When I was dead,
1283
01:19:25,238 --> 01:19:28,851
I saw exactly
what your prophet described.
1284
01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:31,549
A blinding white light,
1285
01:19:31,549 --> 01:19:35,074
clouds, but not Heaven,
a sense of wanting to return,
1286
01:19:35,074 --> 01:19:37,555
a feeling that my state
of reality wasn't real.
1287
01:19:39,687 --> 01:19:41,298
That wasn't a prophecy.
1288
01:19:42,342 --> 01:19:44,954
That was a near-death
experience.
1289
01:19:45,650 --> 01:19:47,130
When the oxygen
leaves your brain
1290
01:19:47,130 --> 01:19:49,219
or your heart stops pumping,
your mind
1291
01:19:49,697 --> 01:19:51,525
creates unbelievable things.
1292
01:19:51,525 --> 01:19:55,138
I think you've been
keeping this woman
1293
01:19:55,138 --> 01:19:57,314
on the edge of death
in order to ask her questions
1294
01:19:57,314 --> 01:19:59,707
about meaningless
hallucinations
1295
01:19:59,707 --> 01:20:02,145
so that you can substantiate
your idea
1296
01:20:02,145 --> 01:20:05,365
of what the one,
true religion really is.
1297
01:20:06,497 --> 01:20:07,890
Did you know...
1298
01:20:08,412 --> 01:20:09,543
that when you remember
something,
1299
01:20:09,543 --> 01:20:11,023
you're really only remembering
1300
01:20:11,023 --> 01:20:12,459
the last time you remembered
that experience?
1301
01:20:14,374 --> 01:20:16,028
You're not actually
recalling the event.
1302
01:20:16,028 --> 01:20:19,989
So your memory of dying
at Taco Bell...
1303
01:20:19,989 --> 01:20:21,338
...isn't really of dying,
1304
01:20:21,338 --> 01:20:23,035
it's of the memory
of the memory
1305
01:20:23,035 --> 01:20:24,689
of the memory
of the memory of the memory...
1306
01:20:24,689 --> 01:20:27,257
stop me...
...of that event.
1307
01:20:28,084 --> 01:20:30,216
So you're remembering
a false correlation
1308
01:20:30,216 --> 01:20:31,870
with the experience
you've just witnessed.
1309
01:20:31,870 --> 01:20:35,134
But this,
this is happening right now!
1310
01:20:36,092 --> 01:20:39,225
That's why I think,
Sister Barnes, Sister Paxton,
1311
01:20:39,225 --> 01:20:41,140
that you really need
to pay attention
1312
01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:42,750
because I promise you...
1313
01:20:42,750 --> 01:20:44,491
...we're not talking
about a magic trick.
1314
01:20:50,758 --> 01:20:52,108
No,
1315
01:20:52,108 --> 01:20:54,545
we're talking
about magic underwear...
1316
01:21:39,546 --> 01:21:41,679
Help me! Help!
1317
01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,351
She'll come back to us!
1318
01:22:02,439 --> 01:22:03,657
I promise!
1319
01:22:06,182 --> 01:22:08,227
Sister Paxton,
do not be scared!
1320
01:22:08,227 --> 01:22:09,489
She will rise again.
1321
01:22:10,055 --> 01:22:11,491
Challenge him.
1322
01:22:11,491 --> 01:22:12,579
Debate.
1323
01:22:13,058 --> 01:22:14,277
Challenge him.
1324
01:22:22,415 --> 01:22:24,417
Come on, now,
Sister B.
1325
01:22:25,853 --> 01:22:26,985
Wakey-wakey!
1326
01:22:27,681 --> 01:22:29,205
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
1327
01:22:29,205 --> 01:22:30,902
whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, that's not it.
1328
01:22:30,902 --> 01:22:33,600
That's not it.
That's a... a mucky pup.
1329
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:34,688
Let's have that.
1330
01:22:38,127 --> 01:22:39,780
Moments. It'll be moments.
1331
01:22:40,259 --> 01:22:41,565
Let's have one
of your drum rolls, yeah?
1332
01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:45,308
Whoop!
1333
01:22:48,659 --> 01:22:50,748
Hey!
1334
01:22:54,012 --> 01:22:55,535
I'm very sorry.
1335
01:22:55,535 --> 01:22:57,015
Something is wrong.
1336
01:22:59,322 --> 01:23:00,540
I'm now worried...
1337
01:23:02,499 --> 01:23:03,761
that she's not...
1338
01:23:04,849 --> 01:23:05,981
...coming back to us.
1339
01:23:08,809 --> 01:23:10,028
Yeah.
1340
01:23:11,464 --> 01:23:12,813
Oh, yeah.
1341
01:23:12,813 --> 01:23:14,859
Oh, yeah.
1342
01:23:18,210 --> 01:23:19,298
Yep.
1343
01:23:20,038 --> 01:23:21,126
Yep.
1344
01:23:21,735 --> 01:23:23,041
Yeah.
1345
01:23:23,041 --> 01:23:24,521
There it is.
1346
01:23:25,957 --> 01:23:27,089
No, it isn't.
1347
01:23:27,089 --> 01:23:28,786
That was a vein.
1348
01:23:31,789 --> 01:23:34,574
A-ha! A-ha.
1349
01:23:37,795 --> 01:23:39,231
The implant.
1350
01:23:39,231 --> 01:23:41,364
This is why she can't
come back to us.
1351
01:23:42,321 --> 01:23:43,496
Take a look!
1352
01:23:44,236 --> 01:23:45,542
I'm very sorry.
1353
01:23:46,456 --> 01:23:49,589
But Sister Barnes,
she's a program.
1354
01:23:52,157 --> 01:23:54,203
She's not real.
1355
01:23:54,203 --> 01:23:56,031
Do you know what gave it away?
1356
01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:57,510
The candles.
1357
01:23:57,510 --> 01:24:00,078
What are you saying?
I don't understand.
1358
01:24:00,078 --> 01:24:01,819
No, no, I know.
I know. I know.
1359
01:24:02,472 --> 01:24:03,560
How could you?
1360
01:24:08,869 --> 01:24:11,133
Can you explain it to me?
1361
01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:16,442
Are you, Sister Paxton,
1362
01:24:17,139 --> 01:24:20,098
familiar with
the Daoist concept
1363
01:24:20,098 --> 01:24:22,013
of "The Butterfly Dream"?
1364
01:24:22,013 --> 01:24:23,841
A butterfly...
1365
01:24:23,841 --> 01:24:27,105
A butterfly flaps its wings
and causes a typhoon?
1366
01:24:27,105 --> 01:24:28,628
That is
"The Butterfly Effect."
1367
01:24:28,628 --> 01:24:31,109
Common mistake. No.
"The Butterfly Dream"...
1368
01:24:32,632 --> 01:24:34,634
...concerns an ancient
Chinese philosopher
1369
01:24:34,634 --> 01:24:36,288
who asked himself
the following question.
1370
01:24:36,288 --> 01:24:38,638
"Was I a man dreaming
1371
01:24:38,638 --> 01:24:40,118
"I'm a butterfly,
or am I now..."
1372
01:24:41,598 --> 01:24:44,340
"...a butterfly dreaming
that I am a man?"
1373
01:24:44,340 --> 01:24:45,819
Come and sit down.
1374
01:24:45,819 --> 01:24:47,430
Come on.
Here.
1375
01:24:56,265 --> 01:24:57,309
This is us.
1376
01:24:58,093 --> 01:25:00,007
You and me alone together.
1377
01:25:00,007 --> 01:25:01,096
That was Barnes.
1378
01:25:01,748 --> 01:25:02,880
Bye-bye, Barnes.
1379
01:25:03,881 --> 01:25:07,145
I have come
to a dark realization
1380
01:25:07,145 --> 01:25:10,496
that we exist inside
a simulation so advanced
1381
01:25:10,496 --> 01:25:13,064
that we cannot tell the
difference between real life
1382
01:25:14,152 --> 01:25:15,762
and artificial dream.
1383
01:25:15,762 --> 01:25:19,331
You heard the Prophet.
She said, "It is not real."
1384
01:25:20,550 --> 01:25:23,422
You see, fire dynamics
are very difficult to render.
1385
01:25:23,422 --> 01:25:26,033
I've noticed this anomaly
in its behavior
1386
01:25:26,033 --> 01:25:28,253
when it interacts
with simulated NPCs,
1387
01:25:28,253 --> 01:25:31,430
like poor old Sister B.
1388
01:25:31,430 --> 01:25:35,086
She couldn't come back to us,
but when you die,
1389
01:25:35,086 --> 01:25:40,047
finger, please,
you will pass through death
1390
01:25:40,047 --> 01:25:42,267
and wake up...
1391
01:25:42,267 --> 01:25:43,616
...into the real world.
1392
01:25:44,051 --> 01:25:45,488
What do you think?
1393
01:25:45,488 --> 01:25:46,924
Yes, no, maybe?
1394
01:25:48,317 --> 01:25:49,535
Um...
1395
01:25:52,277 --> 01:25:53,931
That's a theory.
1396
01:25:55,628 --> 01:25:57,152
Well yeah,
you're very welcome to...
1397
01:25:58,457 --> 01:25:59,980
to challenge my premise.
I love that.
1398
01:26:02,113 --> 01:26:03,462
Go for it.
1399
01:26:08,337 --> 01:26:11,340
I don't think
this is a microchip.
1400
01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,255
Oh?
1401
01:26:13,255 --> 01:26:16,083
I think it's a contraceptive.
1402
01:26:18,129 --> 01:26:21,132
A... a birth control implant.
1403
01:26:22,699 --> 01:26:23,787
Huh.
1404
01:26:25,310 --> 01:26:27,791
Tell me, have you ever met
1405
01:26:27,791 --> 01:26:30,228
a Mormon missionary
who was on birth control?
1406
01:26:32,143 --> 01:26:37,235
Did "Sister Barnes" say
she was on birth control?
1407
01:26:37,235 --> 01:26:38,715
Our church
would've made her
1408
01:26:38,715 --> 01:26:40,543
feel ashamed about it,
1409
01:26:40,543 --> 01:26:42,153
and she would've been
too embarrassed.
1410
01:26:43,285 --> 01:26:45,200
- Simulation theory is...
- Ah!
1411
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,985
"Hypothesis," please.
Sorry, it doesn't matter.
1412
01:26:48,725 --> 01:26:51,423
Simulation hypothesis
1413
01:26:51,423 --> 01:26:54,165
is not testable, is it?
1414
01:26:55,645 --> 01:26:58,169
No, it's a matter of belief,
like any religion.
1415
01:26:59,083 --> 01:27:01,477
You either believe it,
green door,
1416
01:27:01,477 --> 01:27:03,130
or you don't believe it,
purple door.
1417
01:27:04,306 --> 01:27:06,873
With all due respect,
1418
01:27:08,048 --> 01:27:09,136
I...
1419
01:27:09,746 --> 01:27:11,443
I don't believe it.
1420
01:27:12,618 --> 01:27:15,882
I'm not smart enough
to say why, I just don't.
1421
01:27:16,579 --> 01:27:18,755
Do you believe the miracle
that I showed you?
1422
01:27:19,364 --> 01:27:20,539
Yes.
1423
01:27:20,539 --> 01:27:22,106
- Yeah?
-At first.
1424
01:27:23,847 --> 01:27:24,935
But now?
1425
01:27:25,414 --> 01:27:27,807
I think something
happened tonight
1426
01:27:27,807 --> 01:27:29,983
that you didn't expect.
1427
01:27:29,983 --> 01:27:31,855
It feels like
you're improvising,
1428
01:27:31,855 --> 01:27:34,336
trying to convince me
of a simulation theory
1429
01:27:34,336 --> 01:27:36,381
that's not sticking.
Am I right?
1430
01:27:39,428 --> 01:27:42,605
Uh, are you
asking me if you're right
1431
01:27:42,605 --> 01:27:44,171
that I am improvising
1432
01:27:44,171 --> 01:27:47,305
or you're right
that the simulation narrative
1433
01:27:47,305 --> 01:27:48,524
is not sticking?
1434
01:27:48,524 --> 01:27:50,787
Yes.
1435
01:27:53,355 --> 01:27:54,834
High-five.
1436
01:27:58,185 --> 01:27:59,839
So, in fact,
you agree with your friend.
1437
01:27:59,839 --> 01:28:02,277
You think that the Prophet
was just hallucinating
1438
01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:04,279
a meaningless,
near-death experience.
1439
01:28:04,888 --> 01:28:05,976
No.
1440
01:28:06,890 --> 01:28:08,892
I think you switched
the bodies.
1441
01:28:11,198 --> 01:28:13,418
I just haven't
figured out how yet.
1442
01:28:15,333 --> 01:28:16,421
I switched...
1443
01:28:17,161 --> 01:28:18,293
the bodies?
1444
01:28:23,907 --> 01:28:26,866
The doorbell rang
when the Elder got here.
1445
01:28:29,913 --> 01:28:31,958
Which drew our attention
to the stairs.
1446
01:28:31,958 --> 01:28:34,309
You would have been
prepared for that.
1447
01:28:37,007 --> 01:28:38,878
When we came back downstairs,
1448
01:28:38,878 --> 01:28:42,229
I noticed the woman wasn't in
the same position as before.
1449
01:28:42,229 --> 01:28:43,318
It was similar...
1450
01:28:44,014 --> 01:28:45,145
Her head is different.
1451
01:28:45,145 --> 01:28:47,322
But it was not the exact same.
1452
01:28:48,410 --> 01:28:51,978
I think another woman
who looked exactly like her
1453
01:28:51,978 --> 01:28:53,545
came into the basement
1454
01:28:53,545 --> 01:28:55,678
through a hidden door
or something,
1455
01:28:55,678 --> 01:28:59,116
disposed of her body and then
took her place at the table.
1456
01:28:59,116 --> 01:29:00,552
I see.
1457
01:29:00,552 --> 01:29:03,250
And then,
once we got back downstairs,
1458
01:29:03,250 --> 01:29:07,559
she read off
a scripted prophecy
1459
01:29:07,559 --> 01:29:09,561
that you prepared for her.
1460
01:29:10,693 --> 01:29:14,436
Except the last thing
she said was,
1461
01:29:14,436 --> 01:29:15,785
"It is not real."
1462
01:29:15,785 --> 01:29:17,961
...not... real...
1463
01:29:18,570 --> 01:29:21,268
Maybe she was trying
to tell us
1464
01:29:21,268 --> 01:29:23,575
that the miracle wasn't real.
1465
01:29:25,316 --> 01:29:26,361
Ah.
1466
01:29:27,797 --> 01:29:29,494
You see what I mean when I say
1467
01:29:29,494 --> 01:29:31,409
something happened
that you didn't expect?
1468
01:29:32,018 --> 01:29:35,370
I think you gave her a script,
and she went off the book,
1469
01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:37,023
and now you're
trying to recover.
1470
01:29:39,112 --> 01:29:40,940
Well, if that's right,
then, uh,
1471
01:29:42,464 --> 01:29:44,770
there'd have to be another way
into this basement, yeah?
1472
01:29:45,815 --> 01:29:46,946
Shall we have a look?
1473
01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:55,564
I don't think there is.
1474
01:29:56,260 --> 01:29:57,435
No.
1475
01:29:58,044 --> 01:29:59,916
I'm not doing very well,
1476
01:29:59,916 --> 01:30:01,352
Sister Paxton.
1477
01:30:01,744 --> 01:30:03,572
Unless...
1478
01:31:03,022 --> 01:31:04,502
Which means that...
1479
01:31:05,895 --> 01:31:07,505
there would have to be
a dead body down there
1480
01:31:07,505 --> 01:31:09,202
if you were right, huh?
1481
01:31:09,202 --> 01:31:10,290
Correct.
1482
01:31:11,335 --> 01:31:12,597
How will you
test your theory?
1483
01:31:13,293 --> 01:31:14,643
I don't know.
1484
01:31:15,905 --> 01:31:17,689
But will you go
into that hole and
1485
01:31:18,429 --> 01:31:19,996
see if there's
somebody down there?
1486
01:31:19,996 --> 01:31:21,345
If I have to.
1487
01:31:22,172 --> 01:31:23,434
Why would you
do that?
1488
01:31:25,305 --> 01:31:27,830
Because I want
to know the truth,
1489
01:31:28,395 --> 01:31:30,528
and because the only way out
is through.
1490
01:31:31,660 --> 01:31:32,878
Robert Frost?
1491
01:31:33,531 --> 01:31:34,619
Swamp Thing.
1492
01:31:38,188 --> 01:31:39,537
Don't go into that cellar...
1493
01:31:41,539 --> 01:31:43,236
unless you are prepared
1494
01:31:43,236 --> 01:31:45,238
to discover the one,
true religion.
1495
01:32:29,456 --> 01:32:30,936
I knew it.
1496
01:34:55,777 --> 01:34:56,952
Hey.
1497
01:35:20,584 --> 01:35:22,412
Sorry about the cold.
1498
01:35:25,067 --> 01:35:26,285
Have you figured it out yet?
1499
01:35:29,854 --> 01:35:31,247
I think so.
1500
01:35:33,162 --> 01:35:34,337
So what is it?
1501
01:35:35,468 --> 01:35:39,995
What is the one,
true religion, Sister P?
1502
01:35:42,954 --> 01:35:44,086
It's...
1503
01:35:51,310 --> 01:35:53,051
When we first arrived,
1504
01:35:53,791 --> 01:35:56,011
you left us alone
in your living room.
1505
01:35:57,969 --> 01:36:00,406
We thought you were talking
to your wife,
1506
01:36:00,406 --> 01:36:02,582
but you were doing
something else.
1507
01:36:03,453 --> 01:36:04,628
I was.
1508
01:36:05,063 --> 01:36:07,936
You took a key
from Sister Barnes' coat,
1509
01:36:07,936 --> 01:36:11,330
went outside to unlock
our bikes and hide them.
1510
01:36:15,813 --> 01:36:18,337
I noticed your hair was wet
when you came back
1511
01:36:18,337 --> 01:36:21,123
with the drinks, like you were
out in the storm.
1512
01:36:21,601 --> 01:36:23,212
You did this, I assume,
because you didn't want
1513
01:36:23,212 --> 01:36:24,517
the Elder to find our bikes
1514
01:36:24,517 --> 01:36:25,518
when he came back
looking for us.
1515
01:36:27,042 --> 01:36:28,391
But there was something else
on your mind.
1516
01:36:29,827 --> 01:36:31,568
There was.
1517
01:36:33,309 --> 01:36:34,658
You returned
the bike key
1518
01:36:34,658 --> 01:36:36,573
to the wrong coat pocket.
1519
01:36:37,748 --> 01:36:39,706
We thought this was a mistake
you made.
1520
01:36:39,706 --> 01:36:40,751
Key.
1521
01:36:42,492 --> 01:36:44,233
But now I know it wasn't.
1522
01:36:44,233 --> 01:36:45,800
Why?
1523
01:36:47,323 --> 01:36:50,456
You gave the bike lock
to one of your prophets,
1524
01:36:50,456 --> 01:36:53,851
instructed them to lock
the final cellar door with it.
1525
01:36:53,851 --> 01:36:56,811
But why, why, why?
Why did I do that?
1526
01:36:57,899 --> 01:36:59,857
Because you wanted me to know
1527
01:36:59,857 --> 01:37:02,860
the only reason
I'm standing here right now
1528
01:37:02,860 --> 01:37:04,644
is because it is exactly
1529
01:37:04,644 --> 01:37:06,690
where you want me
to be standing.
1530
01:37:07,778 --> 01:37:10,128
I'm not here
because I chose to be.
1531
01:37:10,128 --> 01:37:12,435
I'm here because you made me
choose to be.
1532
01:37:12,435 --> 01:37:14,306
Oh.
1533
01:37:14,306 --> 01:37:18,310
Because you want me to believe
the one, true religion is...
1534
01:37:20,138 --> 01:37:21,574
...control.
1535
01:37:27,319 --> 01:37:28,930
That is exactly right.
1536
01:37:31,410 --> 01:37:34,457
Religion is just
a system of control...
1537
01:37:36,938 --> 01:37:38,678
It's okay.
1538
01:37:38,678 --> 01:37:40,332
I'll help you.
1539
01:37:40,332 --> 01:37:41,812
No, you see,
that's what's so interesting.
1540
01:37:41,812 --> 01:37:43,422
They don't want your help.
1541
01:37:43,422 --> 01:37:45,250
They...
they are exactly
1542
01:37:45,250 --> 01:37:46,512
where they chose to be.
1543
01:37:46,512 --> 01:37:48,036
But you killed that woman.
1544
01:37:48,036 --> 01:37:49,341
I disagree.
1545
01:37:49,341 --> 01:37:51,778
She... She chose to eat
a poisoned pie
1546
01:37:51,778 --> 01:37:53,824
because of her profound faith.
1547
01:37:53,824 --> 01:37:57,654
It is called drinking the...
anyone?
1548
01:37:59,482 --> 01:38:00,831
Kool-Aid.
1549
01:38:00,831 --> 01:38:01,919
It is true...
1550
01:38:02,485 --> 01:38:04,922
that I keep these ladies
a little chilly,
1551
01:38:04,922 --> 01:38:06,445
and a little peckish,
1552
01:38:06,445 --> 01:38:07,882
for which I am very sorry.
Sorry, ladies.
1553
01:38:08,534 --> 01:38:10,362
But only for the same reason
1554
01:38:10,362 --> 01:38:11,842
that your church goes to Haiti
1555
01:38:11,842 --> 01:38:13,888
to give out Bibles
after a hurricane.
1556
01:38:14,323 --> 01:38:16,412
It's easier to control
1557
01:38:16,978 --> 01:38:19,023
someone who has lost...
1558
01:38:19,023 --> 01:38:20,546
...everything.
1559
01:38:20,546 --> 01:38:22,418
You're absolutely right.
She did go off-book.
1560
01:38:24,855 --> 01:38:26,596
Why do you do this?
1561
01:38:26,596 --> 01:38:27,858
The question is,
1562
01:38:28,337 --> 01:38:29,991
why do you all let me?
1563
01:38:34,821 --> 01:38:36,911
Sorry...
1564
01:38:36,911 --> 01:38:39,000
You are here
because the ideas of others
1565
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:41,132
have influenced every single
decision you've made
1566
01:38:41,132 --> 01:38:43,787
since the day you were born,
and I've been able to predict
1567
01:38:43,787 --> 01:38:45,963
every decision you would make
tonight because of that.
1568
01:38:53,753 --> 01:38:55,190
You have allowed them
1569
01:38:55,190 --> 01:38:57,192
to dictate
every decision of your life.
1570
01:38:58,976 --> 01:39:01,936
They decide who you worship,
1571
01:39:02,762 --> 01:39:05,548
where you worship,
what you worship.
1572
01:39:07,942 --> 01:39:11,554
They even dictate the garments
you wear under your clothes.
1573
01:39:12,685 --> 01:39:13,773
The what?
1574
01:39:15,384 --> 01:39:17,168
Your magic underwear.
1575
01:40:39,381 --> 01:40:40,991
No... No...
1576
01:40:40,991 --> 01:40:42,079
No...
1577
01:41:58,851 --> 01:42:00,331
Pray...
1578
01:42:03,160 --> 01:42:04,205
Pray.
1579
01:42:10,994 --> 01:42:12,517
Pray for us.
1580
01:42:17,043 --> 01:42:18,958
Praying...
1581
01:42:18,958 --> 01:42:20,612
...doesn't work.
1582
01:42:27,053 --> 01:42:30,187
Have you ever heard of
the great prayer experiment?
1583
01:42:36,193 --> 01:42:38,413
They divided patients
into groups.
1584
01:42:38,413 --> 01:42:41,938
Those who received prayers
and those who didn't.
1585
01:42:45,724 --> 01:42:48,118
The results of the study
were conclusive.
1586
01:42:48,640 --> 01:42:50,294
It doesn't work.
1587
01:42:51,208 --> 01:42:52,601
But I think it's beautiful
1588
01:42:52,601 --> 01:42:54,255
that we all pray
for each other...
1589
01:42:55,734 --> 01:42:57,954
...even though
we all probably know
1590
01:42:57,954 --> 01:42:59,825
it doesn't make a difference.
1591
01:43:02,785 --> 01:43:06,180
It's just nice to think about
someone other than yourself.
1592
01:43:08,312 --> 01:43:09,705
Even if it's you.
1593
01:43:22,979 --> 01:43:24,763
...I'm grateful
for all the trials
1594
01:43:24,763 --> 01:43:26,417
you've given me in my life.
1595
01:43:28,202 --> 01:43:31,161
And for your path
that you've laid out for me.
1596
01:43:31,161 --> 01:43:34,120
Quietly.
1597
01:45:16,092 --> 01:45:17,528
Goodbye, Sister.
1598
01:47:12,904 --> 01:47:17,822
♪ Mama take this badge
off me ♪
1599
01:47:22,131 --> 01:47:27,441
♪ I can't use it anymore ♪
1600
01:47:31,662 --> 01:47:37,451
♪ It's getting dark
too dark to see ♪
1601
01:47:41,455 --> 01:47:47,548
♪ I feel like I'm knockin' on
Heaven's door ♪
1602
01:47:51,508 --> 01:47:56,948
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
1603
01:48:01,257 --> 01:48:06,218
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
1604
01:48:10,919 --> 01:48:16,272
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
1605
01:48:20,711 --> 01:48:25,934
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
1606
01:48:49,871 --> 01:48:55,006
♪ Mama put my guns
in the ground ♪
1607
01:48:59,576 --> 01:49:04,755
♪ I can't shoot them anymore ♪
1608
01:49:08,933 --> 01:49:14,635
♪ That long black cloud
is comin' down ♪
1609
01:49:18,943 --> 01:49:24,427
♪ Feels like I'm knockin' on
Heaven's door ♪
1610
01:49:28,823 --> 01:49:34,263
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
1611
01:49:38,484 --> 01:49:43,577
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
1612
01:49:48,407 --> 01:49:53,499
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
1613
01:49:58,243 --> 01:50:02,243
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪