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I heard Magnum condoms
are basically

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the same size
as regular condoms.

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Mmm-mmm.

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Which makes you
think, like,

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what else do we believe
just because of marketing?

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Like, if you grew up
being told

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the Book of Mormon is fake,

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you'd probably believe
it was fake 'cause

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that's what you were told.

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No, Magnums are huge.

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My sister said her ex-husband
had a scary big peen,

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like, frighteningly big,
and they had to wear Magnums.

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Sounds made up.

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Elephant trunk.

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Yup.
That's what she would call it.

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I was
watching this video,

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I'm not sure where I saw it.

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It was these two people
having intercourse,

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um, sexual intercourse,

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sex, and, uh,
and a cameraman filming them.

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Like an amateur
porno... nography type thing?

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Um, and the girl in the video
was moaning loudly,

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as in typical, I assume,
in that kind of video.

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Just screaming.

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And then, all of a sudden,

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off camera, in the hallway,

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you hear this lady yell,
through the wall,

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"We can hear you!"

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And the couple stop sex-ing.

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And the look of embarrassment
and horror on their faces

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was so painful.

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And the porno-girl
who's, like,

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taking it from behind-ish,
says something defiant, like,

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"Good!" under her breath,

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but you can literally
see her soul

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being sucked out of her body,
right then and there.

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All of her dignity gone,

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as if realizing
for the first time, like,

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"Wow, this is my life,

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"I'm f-ing a stranger
on camera for money."

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And I just thought,

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"Like, wow,
that is really poignant."

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Because, like, in that moment,

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I was like, "Yeah."

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God's real.

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We have souls.

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It's divine confirmation.

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Do you watch a lot of...

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No! I do not! No.

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- I do not watch porno-ography.
- Okay, okay.

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No.

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- It's okay.
- No! I said no!

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- I'm not!
- Mmm-hmm. I know.

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- Not a pornography watcher.
- Okay. Okay.

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Oh, I hope this goes well.

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I know it's not a competition,

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but I haven't baptized
a single investigator

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on my mission yet.

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It's okay,
I've only converted,

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- like, eight or nine people.
- Eight or nine?

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Balls.

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Anyway, what do you think
about what I was saying?

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The porno thing?

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Like...

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How has God shown you
that the church is true?

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I don't know.
I guess I haven't really...

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I haven't really
thought about it.

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But you know it's true.

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<i>If ye receive</i>
<i>no witness</i>

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until after the trial
of your faith...

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If ye receive no witness...

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Who do we have...

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after this couple again?

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I think we have
the bald guy we met at Costco.

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Okay. Oh, yeah.

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Okay, for every flight
of stairs...

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-Yeah?
-...our husband

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gets five times hotter.

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Hi, good afternoon, ma'am.
My name is Sister Barnes,

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and this is my companion,
Sister Paxton.

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Are you interested in learning

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about our savior,
Jesus Christ?

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Okay.

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- Hi!
- Good afternoon.

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- Hi, are you interest...
- My name is, uh,

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Sister Barnes, and...

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You ever feel
like when you sing,

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it's, like,
too high or too low?

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I don't really
like to sing.

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I think you have
a beautiful voice.

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I know I don't have
a beautiful voice, but...

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No, you do. You do.

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I enjoy it.

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Oh, my gosh.
I already love these girls.

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Hey...

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Sorry!

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Sorry! Can we get a pic?

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Oh, of course!

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Uh, here.

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- Is it true?
- Is what true?

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- Do you wear magic underwear?
- What?

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Oh, my gosh!
Come on, let's go.

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This is it.

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People think we're weird.

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What do you mean?

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I don't know.
That <i>South Park</i>musical

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kind of makes fun of us.

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I listened
to some of the songs,

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and they're actually
pretty funny.

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Anyway, who...
who cares what people think?

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You're awesome.

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Thanks.

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Hi, I'm Sister Paxton. Hi.

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Hello, I'm Sister Paxton.
This is my companion,

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Sister Barnes.

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God chooses prophets,

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such as Adam,

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Noah, Abraham and Moses.

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The prophets teach about God
and receive revelation.

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All right.

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Let's get you a baptism.

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Okay.

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Ah!

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Good afternoon.

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- Hi.
- Good afternoon.

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- Hi.
- Good afternoon.

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I'm Sister Paxton, and this is
my companion, Sister Barnes.

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Um, are you Mr. Reed?

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I am. Hello to you.

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- Hello. Wait.
- Hi.

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You are Paxton,
you are Barnes.

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- Barnes?
- Um, no. I'm...

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- Paxton, Barnes.
- Barnes, yes.

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- Paxton, Barnes.
-Yeah.

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Mr. Reed, it's so nice
to meet you, finally.

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We were just in the area,
and we wanted to stop by

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because you mentioned
you might be interested

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in learning more about
the Church of Jesus Christ

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of Latter-day Saints?

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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Mr. Reed, we would like
to give you this booklet,

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as it will help you
understand the restoration.

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I... I actually
have one already,

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but, um, you can never
have too many.

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It... it tells you
all the ways

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the Heavenly Father
can reveal His gospel.

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- As a part of His plan...
- Thank you.

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...God chooses prophets,

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such as Adam, Noah, Abraham
and Moses.

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- Uh, prophets...
- Yeah, well, talking of Noah...

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...it is very,
very wet.

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...teach about God
and receive revelation,

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and they interpret
the word of God, and preach

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the gospel to the world,
and because of Apostasy...

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Would you like to come inside?

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...people lose knowledge
of the gospel.

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Do you have a girl roommate?

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A girl, who?

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A... a roommate?

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We can't come inside unless
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but, um, we can, uh,
stay out here

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in the doorway,
if that's fine with you?

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It's just for safety.
We don't mind the rain.

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Well, my wife is home.
Does that count?

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- Yeah!
- Perfect.

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When you said "roommate,"
I panicked. I...

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I haven't had a roommate
since, uh...

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Anyway, I... I have a soulmate
and that is good enough?

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- Yes!
- That's great!

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We'd love to come in
and meet your wife.

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Then come on in!
Great!

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- Do you like pie?
- Yeah!

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My wife has pie
in the oven.

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I've gained so much weight
on my mission.

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People are always
feeding us treats.

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We never seem
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Well, my wife loves to bake.

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- May I take your coats?
-Oh, yes.

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I really love pie.
I'm super excited.

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My grandma used to make
the best pie.

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Okay, well, you and my wife
are gonna get on very well.

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- Great.
- Oh, one thing,

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the walls and ceilings
have metal in them.

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- I hope that's okay.
- We don't mind.

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Good!

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Well, I will go
and check on the snacks.

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Make yourselves at home.

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Thank you.

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My wife is being shy.

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But the pie, the pie is nigh.

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She'll have to be in the room
with us too.

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Yes, of course! Of course,
right. I understand.

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Please take a seat,
take a seat, take a seat.

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Couple of colas.
Help... help yourself.

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I think...

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it is good to be religious.

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Well, our work here is done.

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No. I just want you
to know that before we start.

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Yeah, I think
that we would consider

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that refreshing to hear.

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Well, sometimes, it feels like

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maybe religion isn't at
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Well, it's fading, isn't it?

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Yeah, over time. Mm-hmm.

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Okay, are you ready
to hear about

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our Heavenly Father's
plan for you?

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I am! Wait.

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Where are you both from?

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Me? Ogden, Utah.

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One of eight daughters.
I know,

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it's as bad as it sounds.

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And Sister Barnes
is from Salt Lake City.

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Uh, Philadelphia, originally.

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Ah.

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And you're both
raised in the church, yeah?

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Born and raised.

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My mother was a convert,
so, um,

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when my dad passed away,

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we auditioned
a few different churches,

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just to see what was out there

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and see if we still
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I know that feeling.

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I know that feeling very well.

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It's so important
to find your faith

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in a doctrine
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and that's a very,
very personal struggle.

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That is a personal challenge
that I have struggled with

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for a very, very long time.

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You know,

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what is the one,
true religion?

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It's funny,
Sister Hall was telling us

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that we should

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prioritize other
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- Oh.
- Oh, but no! I...

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I'm just saying

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that I could tell that you

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are a very spiritually
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just like Joseph Smith.

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You know, Joseph investigated
many different denominations,

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Presbyterian, Methodist,
Catholicism.

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And none of them quite fit,

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which is why
Joseph founded our church.

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Mm-hmm.

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As I understand it,
stop me when I go wrong,

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he was visited in the night
by an angel called Morony.

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-Moroni.
-Moroni. Yeah.

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Moroni, who showed him
where he could locate

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some golden plates
near his home.

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His mysterious translation
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form the basis of this.

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Wow!

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No, you read more than we do!

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No, seriously,

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we should be more like you,
Mr. Reed!

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Mr. "Read."

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The pie smells amazing.

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And now that you've been
studying The Book of Mormon,

260
00:13:40.558 --> 00:13:42.125
how does it make you feel?

261
00:13:42.125 --> 00:13:43.779
Can you guess
what kind of pie she's making?

262
00:13:45.520 --> 00:13:46.651
Is it...

263
00:13:47.391 --> 00:13:48.523
blueberry pie?

264
00:13:48.523 --> 00:13:49.872
It is blueberry pie!

265
00:13:49.872 --> 00:13:51.047
Yes! I knew it!

266
00:13:51.047 --> 00:13:52.527
My favorite!

267
00:13:52.527 --> 00:13:53.833
Going back, can I ask

268
00:13:54.529 --> 00:13:56.705
how did your father pass away?

269
00:14:00.361 --> 00:14:01.884
- Um...
-I'm sorry.

270
00:14:01.884 --> 00:14:02.972
- I shouldn't...
- Lou Gehrig's disease.

271
00:14:02.972 --> 00:14:04.539
Blueberry disease?

272
00:14:04.539 --> 00:14:06.715
Okay, that's...

273
00:14:06.715 --> 00:14:09.849
That's... that's wonderful,
blueberry disease.

274
00:14:09.849 --> 00:14:11.372
Who wouldn't want that? Yeah.

275
00:14:11.372 --> 00:14:12.547
Uh...

276
00:14:12.547 --> 00:14:15.289
Lou Gehrig's disease.

277
00:14:15.289 --> 00:14:16.856
Gehrig's.

278
00:14:18.161 --> 00:14:20.294
Oh, that's... that's awful.

279
00:14:21.077 --> 00:14:23.297
I'm so sorry.
I... I... I misheard.

280
00:14:23.297 --> 00:14:25.821
That is a malicious
affliction.

281
00:14:25.821 --> 00:14:27.214
I... I thought
you were making a joke

282
00:14:27.214 --> 00:14:29.129
about the pie. I'm sorry.

283
00:14:29.129 --> 00:14:30.260
Yeah.

284
00:14:34.482 --> 00:14:37.050
Have you seen any signs of
your father since he passed?

285
00:14:37.050 --> 00:14:39.835
Has he tried to communicate
from the other side?

286
00:14:41.576 --> 00:14:42.794
Mmm, no.

287
00:14:43.621 --> 00:14:45.101
Strange.

288
00:14:53.849 --> 00:14:54.894
Well, I'm...

289
00:14:55.590 --> 00:14:57.505
I'm really sorry,
and I'm sorry about the...

290
00:14:58.636 --> 00:15:00.160
blueberry mix-up.

291
00:15:00.160 --> 00:15:01.596
It's okay.

292
00:15:07.950 --> 00:15:10.735
When I die, I want to come
back as a butterfly,

293
00:15:10.735 --> 00:15:13.564
just to follow around
the people I love.

294
00:15:15.653 --> 00:15:18.352
I'll land right on their hand.

295
00:15:18.352 --> 00:15:22.138
Not their arm, not their...
their head,

296
00:15:22.138 --> 00:15:24.488
right on their fingertip,
so they know it's me.

297
00:15:24.488 --> 00:15:25.881
Ah.

298
00:15:25.881 --> 00:15:27.317
That's sweet.

299
00:15:28.623 --> 00:15:30.538
Oh!

300
00:15:30.538 --> 00:15:32.975
Apologies!
That is a foible of the house.

301
00:15:34.368 --> 00:15:35.804
I'm sorry. It does that.
It does that.

302
00:15:37.066 --> 00:15:38.241
Um, well...

303
00:15:38.241 --> 00:15:39.982
Ladies, I can't see you now.

304
00:15:39.982 --> 00:15:42.332
- Um, I think it is time.
- Hmm.

305
00:15:42.332 --> 00:15:43.986
Time for what?

306
00:15:43.986 --> 00:15:45.466
Time for pie!

307
00:15:45.466 --> 00:15:46.815
Pie!

308
00:15:46.815 --> 00:15:48.251
Woohoo!

309
00:15:48.251 --> 00:15:49.557
And, uh,
time for enlightenment.

310
00:15:49.557 --> 00:15:50.645
Oh?

311
00:15:52.342 --> 00:15:53.865
I'm sorry, I should
have offered you water.

312
00:15:53.865 --> 00:15:55.476
The word of wisdom forbids

313
00:15:55.476 --> 00:15:57.260
caffeine and alcohol,
doesn't it?

314
00:15:57.260 --> 00:15:59.741
Well, it doesn't, uh,
specifically mention soda.

315
00:15:59.741 --> 00:16:01.873
Sure, it may be healthier
to avoid caffeinated drinks,

316
00:16:01.873 --> 00:16:03.223
but we're just not thirsty.

317
00:16:03.223 --> 00:16:04.267
Aha.

318
00:16:05.399 --> 00:16:08.706
How do you feel
about awkward questions?

319
00:16:09.490 --> 00:16:10.882
The meme?

320
00:16:10.882 --> 00:16:13.320
Heh, no. I want to ask
an awkward, uh,

321
00:16:13.320 --> 00:16:16.410
an icky question,

322
00:16:16.410 --> 00:16:18.890
an insensitive question
that I think

323
00:16:18.890 --> 00:16:22.068
will add depth
to our conversation

324
00:16:22.068 --> 00:16:23.765
very quickly
before the sun goes down

325
00:16:23.765 --> 00:16:25.245
and we're done
for the evening.

326
00:16:25.245 --> 00:16:27.203
But only if you're comfortable
with that.

327
00:16:27.203 --> 00:16:29.031
Well, we won't know
if we're comfortable

328
00:16:29.031 --> 00:16:30.641
- until you ask, so...
- Fair point.

329
00:16:30.641 --> 00:16:31.991
Maybe you just ask?

330
00:16:31.991 --> 00:16:33.209
Okay.

331
00:16:33.209 --> 00:16:34.994
If you don't ask,

332
00:16:34.994 --> 00:16:38.214
I'm gonna leave here wondering
what we missed out on.

333
00:16:38.214 --> 00:16:41.348
Very well.
My question is this. Um...

334
00:16:43.524 --> 00:16:45.265
Now I feel it's been
built up to. Uh...

335
00:16:46.788 --> 00:16:48.485
Should I request a drum roll?

336
00:16:48.485 --> 00:16:49.834
I'm going to request
a drum roll.

337
00:16:49.834 --> 00:16:51.749
A drum roll please, ladies!

338
00:16:54.143 --> 00:16:55.405
Keep going!
Keep going! Keep going!

339
00:16:55.405 --> 00:16:57.668
More! More! More!

340
00:16:59.018 --> 00:17:00.149
Now, I... I... I...
my question is,

341
00:17:00.149 --> 00:17:01.672
how do you feel
about polygamy?

342
00:17:05.328 --> 00:17:07.287
How do you... how do you feel
about the concept of

343
00:17:08.157 --> 00:17:10.029
a man having multiple wives?

344
00:17:12.509 --> 00:17:16.165
I mean, it's...
it's not for me, um...

345
00:17:16.165 --> 00:17:19.516
Are you asking
from a biblical perspective?

346
00:17:20.169 --> 00:17:22.084
Uh, Mormonism
has a controversial history

347
00:17:22.084 --> 00:17:23.303
with the misogynist practice

348
00:17:23.303 --> 00:17:25.087
of men claiming
multiple wives.

349
00:17:25.087 --> 00:17:28.656
But I am fascinated by
the idea of Modern Revelation,

350
00:17:28.656 --> 00:17:30.701
which was used
to erase this behavior

351
00:17:30.701 --> 00:17:32.225
from the church in 1890.

352
00:17:32.225 --> 00:17:34.183
I just think
that's worthy of conversation.

353
00:17:34.183 --> 00:17:36.185
Yeah? Uh...

354
00:17:36.185 --> 00:17:37.578
And what I mean by that

355
00:17:37.578 --> 00:17:39.406
is that we're discussing
a church that

356
00:17:39.406 --> 00:17:41.147
decided that
a controversial practice

357
00:17:41.147 --> 00:17:43.845
was a stain on its reputation,
and an actual hindrance

358
00:17:43.845 --> 00:17:47.283
to recruiting new members,
and so it used revelation,

359
00:17:47.283 --> 00:17:49.198
word of God
told unto the prophet

360
00:17:49.198 --> 00:17:51.809
to banish a provocative
religious pillar

361
00:17:51.809 --> 00:17:53.898
that seemed unsavory
in contemporary times.

362
00:17:54.508 --> 00:17:56.510
Yeah, I know that, um,

363
00:17:56.510 --> 00:17:59.469
it may be difficult
to understand, um,

364
00:17:59.469 --> 00:18:02.646
but, uh, polygamy
was a spiritual mission

365
00:18:02.646 --> 00:18:04.648
needed at the time in order

366
00:18:04.648 --> 00:18:06.172
to grow the ranks
of our membership

367
00:18:06.172 --> 00:18:08.739
in the wake of much hardship
and bloodshed.

368
00:18:08.739 --> 00:18:11.525
Um...
a man having plural wives

369
00:18:11.525 --> 00:18:15.268
meant more... more babies
to help the community grow.

370
00:18:16.530 --> 00:18:17.966
Hmm.

371
00:18:20.795 --> 00:18:23.145
It's, yeah,
it's sketch for sure,

372
00:18:23.145 --> 00:18:24.712
- to our modern brains.
-And it was...

373
00:18:24.712 --> 00:18:26.366
it was removed from the church
not just because

374
00:18:26.366 --> 00:18:28.019
it was grotesque
or controversial,

375
00:18:28.019 --> 00:18:30.805
but just because
it wasn't necessary anymore.

376
00:18:32.285 --> 00:18:35.375
You see, I worry, and...

377
00:18:36.071 --> 00:18:39.553
forgive my loud language,

378
00:18:39.553 --> 00:18:41.337
uh,

379
00:18:41.337 --> 00:18:43.687
I worry that Joseph Smith
used the concept of polygamy

380
00:18:43.687 --> 00:18:46.299
to legitimize his affairs
with other women.

381
00:18:47.213 --> 00:18:49.389
I worry that Joseph's wife,
Emma Smith,

382
00:18:49.389 --> 00:18:51.608
was upset when he slept
with Fanny Alger,

383
00:18:51.608 --> 00:18:54.307
their sixteen-year-old maid.

384
00:18:55.046 --> 00:18:57.179
I worry that
he formulated a plan

385
00:18:57.179 --> 00:19:00.269
to use revelation
for consequence-free sex

386
00:19:00.269 --> 00:19:02.271
in the aftermath
of that indiscretion

387
00:19:02.271 --> 00:19:03.577
and others like it.

388
00:19:05.100 --> 00:19:08.886
You know, "With great power
comes great responsibility."

389
00:19:09.844 --> 00:19:10.932
Spiderman.

390
00:19:11.585 --> 00:19:12.716
Voltaire.

391
00:19:12.716 --> 00:19:14.631
Right.

392
00:19:14.631 --> 00:19:16.546
I guess what I would
pose to the room is my concern

393
00:19:16.546 --> 00:19:19.854
that polygamy has no
spiritual bearing whatsoever.

394
00:19:19.854 --> 00:19:23.379
That is somewhat
of a distortion, I think...

395
00:19:23.379 --> 00:19:25.860
The church's own history
corroborates

396
00:19:25.860 --> 00:19:28.123
and implies this...

397
00:19:28.123 --> 00:19:30.604
...cynical
brainwashing tactic.

398
00:19:30.604 --> 00:19:31.779
Is that true?

399
00:19:31.779 --> 00:19:33.389
I... I... I'm sorry,

400
00:19:33.389 --> 00:19:35.609
I... I'm not sure
where you're getting this.

401
00:19:35.609 --> 00:19:39.178
If revelation by God
is filtered through man

402
00:19:39.178 --> 00:19:42.703
and man is flawed
and man sins and man lies,

403
00:19:42.703 --> 00:19:45.880
then how do we know
any of it's true?

404
00:19:45.880 --> 00:19:48.361
We know it's true because
of how it makes us feel.

405
00:19:48.361 --> 00:19:50.885
Bingo!
That's exactly right!

406
00:19:50.885 --> 00:19:52.800
That's exactly right.
Couldn't agree more.

407
00:19:52.800 --> 00:19:56.456
It's our personal relationship
with God which matters.

408
00:19:57.413 --> 00:19:59.285
Let us talk with our bishop

409
00:19:59.285 --> 00:20:01.852
about some of the points
you're raising. Um...

410
00:20:01.852 --> 00:20:03.724
Question. What's your
favorite fast food?

411
00:20:04.507 --> 00:20:06.117
I try not to eat it.

412
00:20:06.117 --> 00:20:07.902
None of us do, but go on,
we've all got one.

413
00:20:08.772 --> 00:20:10.470
Um...

414
00:20:10.470 --> 00:20:13.037
Okay. Burger King is better
than Carl's Junior...

415
00:20:13.037 --> 00:20:14.387
What's Carl's Junior?

416
00:20:14.387 --> 00:20:15.953
Hardee's on the East Coast.

417
00:20:15.953 --> 00:20:17.738
Burger King is better
than Hardee's

418
00:20:17.738 --> 00:20:18.826
which is better
than Rally's...

419
00:20:18.826 --> 00:20:20.349
- Rally's?
- Checkers.

420
00:20:20.349 --> 00:20:21.959
Burger King is better

421
00:20:21.959 --> 00:20:23.874
than Hardee's,
which is better than Checkers,

422
00:20:23.874 --> 00:20:25.049
which is better than Wendy's,
which is better than In-N-Out,

423
00:20:25.049 --> 00:20:26.399
which is better
than McDonalds,

424
00:20:26.399 --> 00:20:27.530
which is better
than Jack in the Box,

425
00:20:27.530 --> 00:20:29.053
which is better than nothing.

426
00:20:29.053 --> 00:20:30.490
Jack in the Box serves
breakfast all day.

427
00:20:30.490 --> 00:20:31.447
I love breakfast!

428
00:20:31.447 --> 00:20:32.579
What about Taco Bell?

429
00:20:32.579 --> 00:20:33.971
We don't talk about Taco Bell.

430
00:20:33.971 --> 00:20:35.582
Why don't we talk
about Taco Bell?

431
00:20:35.582 --> 00:20:37.540
We'd have to talk about
Taco Bell to talk about...

432
00:20:37.540 --> 00:20:39.542
why we don't
talk about Taco Bell.

433
00:20:39.542 --> 00:20:42.197
All right, so...
so Burger King is number one.

434
00:20:42.197 --> 00:20:43.764
- I think it's trash.
- Oh.

435
00:20:43.764 --> 00:20:45.592
Right.
Not Jack in the Box.

436
00:20:45.592 --> 00:20:46.767
I vote Wendy's.

437
00:20:46.767 --> 00:20:47.855
I could support.

438
00:20:47.855 --> 00:20:49.944
Good! Wendy's it is. Yeah.

439
00:20:49.944 --> 00:20:51.293
Do you know?
I've never had a Wendy.

440
00:20:52.773 --> 00:20:54.514
That came out wrong.

441
00:20:54.514 --> 00:20:56.385
It's okay.

442
00:20:56.385 --> 00:21:00.259
So when I started
studying theology,

443
00:21:00.259 --> 00:21:02.304
the last thing
I wanted to do was find...

444
00:21:02.304 --> 00:21:04.915
the Wendy's of religions.

445
00:21:04.915 --> 00:21:07.309
I was just writing
a research paper

446
00:21:07.309 --> 00:21:09.659
for a college class, and I was
content with dabbling.

447
00:21:09.659 --> 00:21:12.880
So, some McNuggets here,
BK Whopper over there,

448
00:21:12.880 --> 00:21:15.709
whatever fit the mood.

449
00:21:15.709 --> 00:21:20.104
As I studied the genres,
McD, BK, In-N-Out,

450
00:21:20.104 --> 00:21:24.326
i.e., Mormonism, Scientology,
Islam, Buddhism,

451
00:21:24.326 --> 00:21:26.763
as I got closer to God

452
00:21:26.763 --> 00:21:30.158
through genre
and rigorous study,

453
00:21:30.898 --> 00:21:33.292
as I worked
on my personal relationship

454
00:21:33.292 --> 00:21:36.207
with Heavenly Father,
and I think strengthened it,

455
00:21:37.339 --> 00:21:38.906
do you know what I found?

456
00:21:40.777 --> 00:21:43.998
The more you know,
the less you know.

457
00:21:46.609 --> 00:21:49.264
And by the time I was 50,
I was malnourished

458
00:21:49.264 --> 00:21:52.615
from the fast food of religion
I'd been packing into my brain

459
00:21:52.615 --> 00:21:55.139
for the best part of a decade.

460
00:21:55.139 --> 00:21:58.621
Every sect, cult,
creed, denomination

461
00:21:58.621 --> 00:22:01.015
all claimed to be the one,
true doctrine,

462
00:22:01.015 --> 00:22:04.323
and yet none seemed true when
held under the microscope.

463
00:22:07.195 --> 00:22:09.240
So I wondered
what else was out there.

464
00:22:11.242 --> 00:22:13.070
I promise you,

465
00:22:13.070 --> 00:22:15.812
the last thing I wanted to do

466
00:22:15.812 --> 00:22:17.814
was find
the one true religion.

467
00:22:20.904 --> 00:22:22.645
But unfortunately, I did.

468
00:22:34.004 --> 00:22:36.485
Can we meet your wife?

469
00:22:36.485 --> 00:22:37.965
Please?

470
00:22:37.965 --> 00:22:40.533
Of course, yes!

471
00:22:40.533 --> 00:22:43.710
She just has to be present,
and we want

472
00:22:43.710 --> 00:22:45.581
- to meet her as well.
-Yeah.

473
00:22:46.190 --> 00:22:48.105
Sorry. I'll... I'll go ask.

474
00:23:11.520 --> 00:23:13.827
Sister Barnes,
I don't... I don't know.

475
00:23:15.611 --> 00:23:16.917
Yeah,
I don't want to spook him,

476
00:23:16.917 --> 00:23:18.397
but we should wrap this.

477
00:23:19.180 --> 00:23:20.747
Any messages?

478
00:23:22.444 --> 00:23:24.838
Nothing.

479
00:23:24.838 --> 00:23:26.230
Okay. Um...

480
00:23:27.057 --> 00:23:29.364
let's just politely wrap this
and head back.

481
00:23:30.278 --> 00:23:31.801
Just the highlights...

482
00:24:11.537 --> 00:24:13.713
And she is finally ready.

483
00:24:15.497 --> 00:24:17.064
Sorry about that.

484
00:24:19.109 --> 00:24:22.330
Come on through.
She's eager to... meet you.

485
00:24:22.330 --> 00:24:23.462
There we are.

486
00:24:24.375 --> 00:24:26.029
- This way.
- Okay.

487
00:24:34.603 --> 00:24:37.084
One moment, Mr. Reed.
Uh, we're just getting a call

488
00:24:37.084 --> 00:24:38.738
from the Relief Society
president.

489
00:24:38.738 --> 00:24:40.217
- We'll be right there.
- Oh, do you need a minute?

490
00:24:40.217 --> 00:24:41.741
Hi.

491
00:24:41.741 --> 00:24:43.482
- This is Sister Barnes. Um...
- I'll wait.

492
00:24:43.482 --> 00:24:44.570
- I'll wait on the other side.
- Yeah. Just one moment.

493
00:24:44.570 --> 00:24:45.745
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

494
00:24:57.626 --> 00:24:59.454
- Should we leave?
- Now?

495
00:24:59.454 --> 00:25:01.848
- Yeah?
- Yes? Yes.

496
00:25:13.337 --> 00:25:14.425
What is it?

497
00:25:14.991 --> 00:25:16.427
Our bikes.

498
00:25:16.427 --> 00:25:17.472
Yeah?

499
00:25:18.168 --> 00:25:19.256
They're locked outside.

500
00:25:19.256 --> 00:25:20.344
So what?

501
00:25:21.084 --> 00:25:22.390
He has our coats.

502
00:25:23.696 --> 00:25:25.785
The key to the bike lock
is in my coat pocket.

503
00:25:25.785 --> 00:25:27.351
So we need our coats.

504
00:25:27.351 --> 00:25:28.396
Yeah.

505
00:25:29.179 --> 00:25:31.442
- We do.
- I don't know, do we?

506
00:25:31.442 --> 00:25:32.705
Walk back
without coats and bikes?

507
00:25:32.705 --> 00:25:34.054
What is that, two miles?

508
00:25:34.576 --> 00:25:36.839
No, I think it's four.

509
00:25:36.839 --> 00:25:38.319
It's a little over the top,
but I...

510
00:25:38.319 --> 00:25:40.103
I'm fine.
I'm fine to walk, yeah?

511
00:25:44.586 --> 00:25:46.457
- It's stuck.
- Unlock it.

512
00:25:48.068 --> 00:25:50.766
There's no... lock.

513
00:25:50.766 --> 00:25:52.376
What? Pull harder.

514
00:25:52.376 --> 00:25:53.987
Here. Here.

515
00:25:56.250 --> 00:25:57.338
All right.

516
00:26:19.055 --> 00:26:20.404
Is he still there?

517
00:26:21.710 --> 00:26:23.451
Didn't we hear him leave?

518
00:26:23.451 --> 00:26:24.670
Are you sure?

519
00:26:26.410 --> 00:26:27.847
Should we ask him for help?

520
00:26:27.847 --> 00:26:29.065
No.

521
00:26:33.592 --> 00:26:34.810
Can you fit through this?

522
00:26:34.810 --> 00:26:36.333
You crazy?

523
00:26:37.726 --> 00:26:39.641
Um, we should try Sister Hall,
okay?

524
00:26:41.251 --> 00:26:43.863
Or Elder Kennedy, just so
they know where we are.

525
00:26:57.267 --> 00:26:59.182
It's not going through.

526
00:27:00.749 --> 00:27:02.621
It's the storm.
Keep trying, okay?

527
00:27:29.082 --> 00:27:30.170
Okay.

528
00:27:32.259 --> 00:27:33.652
We ask for help, hmm?

529
00:27:36.219 --> 00:27:37.438
It'll be fine.

530
00:28:29.272 --> 00:28:30.621
Mr. Reed?

531
00:29:30.986 --> 00:29:32.640
And there they are! Welcome.

532
00:29:34.250 --> 00:29:37.166
Mr. Reed, you have been
too generous with your time.

533
00:29:37.166 --> 00:29:38.951
Sister Paxton and I
were just saying

534
00:29:38.951 --> 00:29:40.648
what a pleasure it's been.

535
00:29:40.648 --> 00:29:43.172
Um, but we just got off
the phone with Sister Hall,

536
00:29:43.172 --> 00:29:45.653
and she needs us
to return to the church.

537
00:29:45.653 --> 00:29:47.742
-Oh! Oh, well...
- Unfortunately, yeah.

538
00:29:48.612 --> 00:29:50.876
I won't keep you
if you wish to leave.

539
00:29:51.485 --> 00:29:53.792
We've been summoned back.

540
00:29:54.357 --> 00:29:55.402
Yeah.

541
00:29:56.272 --> 00:29:57.578
Damn it! Damn it,
'cause we were just

542
00:29:57.578 --> 00:29:59.275
getting started, weren't we?

543
00:29:59.275 --> 00:30:01.103
You know, you had me thinking
that maybe you were

544
00:30:01.103 --> 00:30:03.802
onto something
with your visit.

545
00:30:03.802 --> 00:30:06.761
I've been impressed,
but I understand.

546
00:30:07.762 --> 00:30:09.068
Uh, yeah, your coats are here,

547
00:30:09.068 --> 00:30:10.504
hanging on the back
of the pew.

548
00:30:10.504 --> 00:30:11.853
Excuse me one moment.

549
00:30:11.853 --> 00:30:13.899
Yeah.

550
00:30:45.495 --> 00:30:46.845
Key.

551
00:31:04.645 --> 00:31:07.256
So... so we just, uh,
need your help

552
00:31:07.256 --> 00:31:08.649
with the door. Um...

553
00:31:08.649 --> 00:31:10.520
It's...it's a little tricky.

554
00:31:10.520 --> 00:31:12.218
I'm sorry?

555
00:31:12.218 --> 00:31:14.176
I think your door is
a bit stuck out there.

556
00:31:14.829 --> 00:31:16.004
The door won't open.

557
00:31:17.092 --> 00:31:18.572
The front door.

558
00:31:18.572 --> 00:31:20.139
Yeah, the front door
won't open again.

559
00:31:21.140 --> 00:31:22.924
It opened when we came in.

560
00:31:22.924 --> 00:31:24.708
Yeah.

561
00:31:24.708 --> 00:31:26.667
Maybe if you unlock it,
it will open?

562
00:31:26.667 --> 00:31:28.712
No, no, I... I... I understand
what you're asking me,

563
00:31:28.712 --> 00:31:29.888
but, uh,

564
00:31:30.714 --> 00:31:33.021
the deadbolts are on a timer.

565
00:31:33.021 --> 00:31:35.415
I got carried away
with our conversation,

566
00:31:35.415 --> 00:31:37.286
I didn't realize the brace
had been set.

567
00:31:37.286 --> 00:31:39.332
I should have pulled the pin
when you came in,

568
00:31:39.332 --> 00:31:41.900
but I forgot.
So if you are now

569
00:31:41.900 --> 00:31:43.945
regrettably ready to leave,

570
00:31:43.945 --> 00:31:45.686
you'll have to exit
through the back of my house.

571
00:31:47.775 --> 00:31:49.472
Uh, where?

572
00:31:49.472 --> 00:31:50.778
Just through here.

573
00:31:53.085 --> 00:31:55.783
Well, can you just unlock
the front one, please?

574
00:31:55.783 --> 00:31:57.916
We would like to go that way.

575
00:31:57.916 --> 00:31:59.961
Just so we don't
get turned around

576
00:31:59.961 --> 00:32:02.355
and confused
when we get outside.

577
00:32:02.355 --> 00:32:05.488
Yeah, it won't open again
'til morning.

578
00:32:10.624 --> 00:32:12.060
Please, sir?

579
00:32:12.060 --> 00:32:13.627
Oh, I'm sorry.

580
00:32:13.627 --> 00:32:16.021
I promise you,
it's safe to leave this way.

581
00:32:16.021 --> 00:32:17.239
Huh?

582
00:32:21.069 --> 00:32:24.072
It's a little unusual
to have a door

583
00:32:24.072 --> 00:32:27.336
that, um, locks on a timer?

584
00:32:27.336 --> 00:32:28.468
Uh...

585
00:32:29.382 --> 00:32:30.557
Yes, well, I see that.

586
00:32:30.557 --> 00:32:32.515
Yeah.

587
00:32:32.515 --> 00:32:34.300
And it's...

588
00:32:34.300 --> 00:32:36.780
Well, it's a little unusual
that it can't be unlocked.

589
00:32:36.780 --> 00:32:38.478
No,
I... I... I know.

590
00:32:38.478 --> 00:32:42.090
I am self-aware enough to know
how this might look.

591
00:32:42.090 --> 00:32:44.875
Older man, two young women
in his house,

592
00:32:44.875 --> 00:32:47.530
but I assure you,
you are welcome to leave

593
00:32:47.530 --> 00:32:48.879
through...through the back.

594
00:32:48.879 --> 00:32:50.316
You saw my house
from the outside, right?

595
00:32:50.316 --> 00:32:51.708
-Mm-hmm.
-Right!

596
00:32:51.708 --> 00:32:53.014
So, you know
it's a tiny footprint.

597
00:32:53.014 --> 00:32:54.276
The back of the house
is just there.

598
00:32:54.276 --> 00:32:55.451
Yeah.

599
00:32:57.584 --> 00:33:01.066
Anyway, I will leave you space
to make your decision freely.

600
00:33:01.066 --> 00:33:02.197
Yeah.

601
00:33:11.772 --> 00:33:14.905
To clarify, I am trying...

602
00:33:14.905 --> 00:33:17.430
have been trying very hard
to make it a point

603
00:33:17.430 --> 00:33:18.866
not to pressure you,

604
00:33:18.866 --> 00:33:20.520
so you shouldn't even
feel the need

605
00:33:20.520 --> 00:33:23.392
to fabricate a story
about someone from your ward

606
00:33:23.392 --> 00:33:26.265
calling you to leave.
It's... perfectly fine.

607
00:33:26.265 --> 00:33:27.440
Leave when you want.

608
00:33:27.962 --> 00:33:31.313
It wasn't an excuse,
they do need us back.

609
00:33:31.313 --> 00:33:33.228
No, I know, but you're saying
you took a call

610
00:33:33.228 --> 00:33:34.316
with someone from your ward.

611
00:33:34.316 --> 00:33:35.752
Yeah, a moment ago.

612
00:33:36.318 --> 00:33:38.059
But when you came inside,
I asked if you were okay

613
00:33:38.059 --> 00:33:39.974
with the metal in the walls
and ceilings.

614
00:33:41.671 --> 00:33:43.238
What do you mean?

615
00:33:43.891 --> 00:33:46.415
I mean that the metal
obstructs cell phone signals,

616
00:33:46.415 --> 00:33:48.765
so I do know
you didn't take a call. But...

617
00:33:48.765 --> 00:33:50.898
Just to be clear,

618
00:33:50.898 --> 00:33:52.682
so you're comfortable,

619
00:33:52.682 --> 00:33:55.729
it is totally fine for you
to leave on your own accord.

620
00:33:55.729 --> 00:33:58.688
You never need to feel like
you have to...

621
00:33:58.688 --> 00:34:01.343
...make excuses or...
or tell me little...

622
00:34:01.343 --> 00:34:03.041
little... little white lies.

623
00:34:10.309 --> 00:34:14.400
So which door
takes us outside?

624
00:34:14.400 --> 00:34:16.010
Pff.

625
00:34:16.010 --> 00:34:18.012
Well...
do you have a preference?

626
00:34:18.012 --> 00:34:21.102
Wh... why would I
have a preference?

627
00:34:21.102 --> 00:34:23.626
Should we have
a preference?

628
00:34:23.626 --> 00:34:25.237
That is a fair question.

629
00:34:27.500 --> 00:34:29.415
Not to be completely weird,
but can your wife

630
00:34:29.415 --> 00:34:32.200
please just step in the room,

631
00:34:32.200 --> 00:34:34.376
say hello and walk us
to the back of the house?

632
00:34:34.376 --> 00:34:35.812
I'm not trying to be silly,

633
00:34:35.812 --> 00:34:37.727
I promise, I'm really not,

634
00:34:37.727 --> 00:34:41.296
but there are rules we follow,
and we were upfront with them.

635
00:34:42.732 --> 00:34:43.951
I will ask.

636
00:34:52.438 --> 00:34:55.049
Can I ask you
a question first?

637
00:34:59.097 --> 00:35:00.620
Do you...

638
00:35:02.796 --> 00:35:05.451
still believe that my wife
is in the next room?

639
00:35:06.756 --> 00:35:09.455
Despite all the evidence
to the contrary,

640
00:35:09.455 --> 00:35:11.109
the scented candle,

641
00:35:11.109 --> 00:35:14.112
the absence of an oven
with blueberry pie?

642
00:35:15.243 --> 00:35:18.725
Or have you been politely
indulging a lie?

643
00:35:18.725 --> 00:35:20.944
If you still believe that
she's in there, I'll go ask,

644
00:35:20.944 --> 00:35:23.164
but it's something
I want you to think about

645
00:35:23.164 --> 00:35:24.513
and maybe think about

646
00:35:24.513 --> 00:35:26.907
in the context
of your beliefs.

647
00:35:28.300 --> 00:35:30.171
Do you believe in God because

648
00:35:30.171 --> 00:35:32.739
somebody told you
at an impressionable age

649
00:35:32.739 --> 00:35:35.524
that God is real,
despite having doubts

650
00:35:35.524 --> 00:35:38.005
as you got older, despite...

651
00:35:38.005 --> 00:35:40.138
seeing evidence to
the contrary your whole lives?

652
00:35:40.138 --> 00:35:41.965
When your father
lost control of his body,

653
00:35:41.965 --> 00:35:44.925
did you think it was
God's plan to ruin his life?

654
00:35:45.578 --> 00:35:47.232
Or did you go on
believing something

655
00:35:47.232 --> 00:35:50.017
that you know is not true
just to give you comfort

656
00:35:50.017 --> 00:35:51.671
because you were afraid
of what it might mean

657
00:35:51.671 --> 00:35:53.673
if it was all a lie?

658
00:35:55.675 --> 00:35:57.981
I put the scented candle
on the table

659
00:35:57.981 --> 00:35:59.983
because I wanted you to think

660
00:35:59.983 --> 00:36:01.637
about the things
that you believe

661
00:36:01.637 --> 00:36:04.510
just because somebody
asked you to believe them.

662
00:36:09.210 --> 00:36:10.298
Can...

663
00:36:11.995 --> 00:36:13.214
Can we use your phone?

664
00:36:13.823 --> 00:36:14.911
Please?

665
00:36:16.043 --> 00:36:18.001
I... I don't have a telephone.

666
00:36:27.097 --> 00:36:31.276
You have a really
beautiful home, Mr. Reed.

667
00:36:31.276 --> 00:36:33.408
It's like a church in here.

668
00:36:33.408 --> 00:36:34.670
Did you build it yourself?

669
00:36:35.671 --> 00:36:36.890
My wife built it.

670
00:36:46.073 --> 00:36:47.292
We're gonna leave

671
00:36:47.988 --> 00:36:49.946
through the back
of your house.

672
00:36:49.946 --> 00:36:51.034
Now, is that okay?

673
00:36:51.034 --> 00:36:52.122
Of course.

674
00:36:54.255 --> 00:36:55.474
Just like you said,
it's okay,

675
00:36:55.474 --> 00:36:58.477
and we can leave, right?

676
00:36:58.477 --> 00:36:59.521
That's right.

677
00:37:23.632 --> 00:37:24.764
What is it?

678
00:37:35.122 --> 00:37:37.603
Sister Barnes?

679
00:37:52.574 --> 00:37:53.967
That's a basement.

680
00:37:57.318 --> 00:37:59.973
It doesn't look like
this goes outside.

681
00:38:55.028 --> 00:38:58.161
I think that you can
tell that we're regrettably

682
00:38:59.293 --> 00:39:01.774
uncomfortable with this
situation here tonight.

683
00:39:03.341 --> 00:39:06.126
I'm sorry, but didn't you just
say a moment ago

684
00:39:06.126 --> 00:39:08.128
that you saw the outside
of my house?

685
00:39:08.781 --> 00:39:11.000
So then you clearly saw...

686
00:39:11.000 --> 00:39:13.133
...that the back of my house
overhangs a hill,

687
00:39:13.742 --> 00:39:16.615
so you would know
that you have to go down...

688
00:39:18.486 --> 00:39:20.183
...in order to go out.

689
00:39:22.751 --> 00:39:24.405
I think
it would be best for you

690
00:39:24.405 --> 00:39:27.016
and for all of us
if you could help us

691
00:39:27.016 --> 00:39:28.627
go home because

692
00:39:29.323 --> 00:39:31.630
the Stake President,
he knows where we are.

693
00:39:31.630 --> 00:39:33.153
And the Ward
Missionaries know.

694
00:39:33.153 --> 00:39:36.678
And they'll be expecting us.

695
00:39:37.287 --> 00:39:39.855
And there were witnesses,
weren't there, Sister Barnes?

696
00:39:39.855 --> 00:39:41.640
On our way here,
we passed a police officer?

697
00:39:41.640 --> 00:39:43.424
Whoa! The police?
I promise you,

698
00:39:43.424 --> 00:39:46.209
you're getting way, way, way,
way too worked up.

699
00:39:46.209 --> 00:39:47.297
Right.

700
00:39:47.689 --> 00:39:48.908
But I think that we're scared

701
00:39:48.908 --> 00:39:51.780
because you lied
to us earlier.

702
00:39:51.780 --> 00:39:53.042
Do you want me to help?

703
00:39:56.263 --> 00:39:57.656
You asked me earlier
if you should

704
00:39:57.656 --> 00:39:59.222
have a preference
between the doors.

705
00:39:59.222 --> 00:40:01.355
I think you should.
I think it's something

706
00:40:01.355 --> 00:40:02.922
you should consider
very carefully,

707
00:40:02.922 --> 00:40:05.185
and then make
the right decision.

708
00:40:05.185 --> 00:40:07.361
Do you want me to help you?

709
00:40:11.278 --> 00:40:12.453
Yes.

710
00:40:12.453 --> 00:40:13.585
Okay.

711
00:40:13.585 --> 00:40:14.760
Then, please...

712
00:40:16.588 --> 00:40:18.503
come and stand here.
Both of you come.

713
00:40:20.113 --> 00:40:21.462
Just here.

714
00:40:21.462 --> 00:40:22.594
That's it.

715
00:40:23.856 --> 00:40:25.814
It's a simple choice.

716
00:40:27.990 --> 00:40:30.384
But it should not
be made simply.

717
00:40:33.518 --> 00:40:35.520
I need you to reflect
very, very deeply

718
00:40:35.520 --> 00:40:38.348
and then make
a sincere decision.

719
00:40:47.880 --> 00:40:49.403
Have you ever played

720
00:40:49.403 --> 00:40:51.231
the Parker Brothers game,
<i>Monopoly?</i>

721
00:40:53.799 --> 00:40:57.803
<i>Monopoly</i>is currently
published in 47 languages.

722
00:40:57.803 --> 00:41:01.459
They sell it
in over 114 countries.

723
00:41:19.564 --> 00:41:24.090
♪ <i>If I could make a wish ♪</i>

724
00:41:24.090 --> 00:41:27.180
They say over a billion people
have played Monopoly.

725
00:41:27.180 --> 00:41:30.270
But I'm guessing that only
a fraction of that billion

726
00:41:30.270 --> 00:41:31.489
have actually finished it.

727
00:41:32.272 --> 00:41:34.883
Maybe that reminds you

728
00:41:34.883 --> 00:41:36.406
of something else?

729
00:41:36.406 --> 00:41:37.669
Just a thought.

730
00:41:38.800 --> 00:41:42.587
This is what most people mean
when they hear <i>"Monopoly."</i>

731
00:41:42.587 --> 00:41:44.806
There's the pewter avatars.

732
00:41:44.806 --> 00:41:47.548
Everyone has their favorite.
I shall not tell you mine.

733
00:41:47.548 --> 00:41:49.245
Meow!

734
00:41:49.245 --> 00:41:51.726
There's the pastel money
in various denominations,

735
00:41:51.726 --> 00:41:53.815
and, of course, the jail.

736
00:41:54.294 --> 00:41:56.949
Now, this next part
is very important.

737
00:41:57.863 --> 00:42:01.649
Have you ever played
the 1904 board game called

738
00:42:01.649 --> 00:42:03.869
<i>The Landlord's Game?</i>

739
00:42:04.565 --> 00:42:07.612
It is very nearly identical
to <i>Monopoly</i>

740
00:42:07.612 --> 00:42:09.788
in every fundamental way.
There's the jail.

741
00:42:09.788 --> 00:42:11.572
There's free parking.

742
00:42:11.572 --> 00:42:13.313
There's fines and fees.
There's penalties.

743
00:42:13.313 --> 00:42:14.880
for landing
on other people's properties,

744
00:42:14.880 --> 00:42:16.795
and the ultimate goal
of forming monopolies

745
00:42:16.795 --> 00:42:19.580
to force your opponent
out of the game.

746
00:42:19.580 --> 00:42:21.974
What do games have to do
with us leaving?

747
00:42:23.323 --> 00:42:24.498
Everything.

748
00:42:25.586 --> 00:42:28.328
<i>The Landlord's Game</i>
was designed by

749
00:42:28.328 --> 00:42:30.243
American feminist
Elizabeth Magie,

750
00:42:30.243 --> 00:42:32.114
almost three decades before

751
00:42:32.114 --> 00:42:34.421
a heater salesman
from Philadelphia,

752
00:42:34.421 --> 00:42:36.902
Sister Barnes,
changed the name to Monopoly

753
00:42:36.902 --> 00:42:39.121
and sold the concept
as his own

754
00:42:39.121 --> 00:42:40.993
to Parker Brothers in 1935.

755
00:42:40.993 --> 00:42:42.777
This chap was called
Charles Darrow,

756
00:42:42.777 --> 00:42:44.736
went on to become the first
millionaire games designer

757
00:42:44.736 --> 00:42:47.434
in the history of the world,
while poor old Elizabeth Magie

758
00:42:47.434 --> 00:42:49.523
died without ever
being credited for the impact

759
00:42:49.523 --> 00:42:51.786
she had on American culture.

760
00:42:56.748 --> 00:42:58.358
I'm talking to you

761
00:42:59.359 --> 00:43:00.665
about iterations.

762
00:43:02.928 --> 00:43:05.017
I need you to have a very
basic understanding

763
00:43:05.017 --> 00:43:08.020
of iterating,
because I'm going to make

764
00:43:08.020 --> 00:43:09.587
a very disturbing
claim tonight.

765
00:43:12.720 --> 00:43:15.680
It will make your stomachs
sink a little

766
00:43:15.680 --> 00:43:18.030
and your hearts beat faster.

767
00:43:18.030 --> 00:43:20.859
It will make you sick.

768
00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:23.470
It may even...
I'm very sorry...

769
00:43:23.470 --> 00:43:25.646
make you want to...
to die.

770
00:43:53.108 --> 00:43:54.675
Have you heard
this song before?

771
00:43:56.372 --> 00:43:58.331
You just played it.

772
00:43:58.331 --> 00:44:00.420
No, I mean before tonight.

773
00:44:00.855 --> 00:44:02.074
Mmm-mmm.

774
00:44:02.074 --> 00:44:03.641
I disagree!

775
00:44:03.641 --> 00:44:05.730
I think you've heard it
many, many times before,

776
00:44:05.730 --> 00:44:07.688
but we will come back to that.

777
00:44:08.080 --> 00:44:10.604
You are, are you not,
monotheistic?

778
00:44:11.170 --> 00:44:13.128
We believe in Heavenly Father,
yes.

779
00:44:13.128 --> 00:44:14.695
Okay.

780
00:44:14.695 --> 00:44:17.480
There are three major
monotheistic religions,

781
00:44:17.480 --> 00:44:20.832
Judaism, Christianity
and Islam.

782
00:44:21.528 --> 00:44:23.661
I call them, "The Big Three."

783
00:44:25.271 --> 00:44:27.447
Judaism, i.e.

784
00:44:27.447 --> 00:44:28.753
"The Original Edition."

785
00:44:29.362 --> 00:44:32.539
Christianity, i.e.
"The Most Popular Edition,"

786
00:44:32.539 --> 00:44:35.716
and Islam, "The Newer,

787
00:44:36.499 --> 00:44:38.327
"Second Most Popular Edition."

788
00:44:39.720 --> 00:44:42.375
May I see your Book of Mormon,
please?

789
00:44:43.724 --> 00:44:44.812
I'll give it back.

790
00:44:46.684 --> 00:44:48.076
Thank you.

791
00:44:48.076 --> 00:44:51.993
And finally, after 800 years,
this!

792
00:44:52.733 --> 00:44:55.736
Mormonism, i.e.

793
00:44:56.824 --> 00:44:59.218
"The zany regional
spin-off edition."

794
00:45:04.397 --> 00:45:07.530
These are all iterations

795
00:45:07.530 --> 00:45:09.010
of the same source material.

796
00:45:10.229 --> 00:45:13.928
These texts share
many of the same characters

797
00:45:13.928 --> 00:45:15.408
and histories albeit presented

798
00:45:15.408 --> 00:45:17.279
with different meanings
and perspectives.

799
00:45:17.758 --> 00:45:20.065
So no,

800
00:45:20.065 --> 00:45:22.197
I will not accept...
...that you stand there

801
00:45:22.197 --> 00:45:23.590
and tell me
that you've never heard

802
00:45:23.590 --> 00:45:25.592
<i>The Air That I Breathe</i>
by The Hollies,

803
00:45:25.592 --> 00:45:28.987
when I know that you have
heard <i>Creep</i>by Radiohead.

804
00:45:30.162 --> 00:45:32.468
Oh, yes, you have. Come on.

805
00:45:32.468 --> 00:45:34.775
♪ <i>But I'm a creep! ♪</i>

806
00:45:34.775 --> 00:45:36.081
Yeah?

807
00:45:36.081 --> 00:45:37.560
♪ <i>I'm a weirdo ♪</i>

808
00:45:38.997 --> 00:45:41.608
Okay! "What the hell
am I doing here?"

809
00:45:43.262 --> 00:45:44.829
I know these are things
you are thinking right now,

810
00:45:44.829 --> 00:45:46.656
but they're also lyrics
you recognize, yes?

811
00:45:46.656 --> 00:45:48.528
Yes?

812
00:45:48.528 --> 00:45:51.705
The Hollies filed a plagiarism
lawsuit against Radiohead,

813
00:45:51.705 --> 00:45:53.489
which they later settled
by proving

814
00:45:53.489 --> 00:45:55.840
that the melody and rhythm
of <i>The Air That I Breathe</i>

815
00:45:55.840 --> 00:45:57.450
appear in <i>Creep.</i>

816
00:45:57.450 --> 00:45:58.973
How old are you? 19 or 20?

817
00:45:58.973 --> 00:46:00.453
- Something like that. Okay.
-Hmm.

818
00:46:00.453 --> 00:46:01.976
So maybe you know
Lana Del Rey,

819
00:46:01.976 --> 00:46:03.978
who remarkably was sued
by Radiohead

820
00:46:03.978 --> 00:46:07.547
for plagiarizing <i>Creep</i>
in her 2017 song

821
00:46:07.547 --> 00:46:08.809
<i>Get Free.</i>

822
00:46:09.375 --> 00:46:10.724
Iterations.

823
00:46:11.290 --> 00:46:12.508
Over time.

824
00:46:13.422 --> 00:46:15.033
Diluting the message.

825
00:46:15.511 --> 00:46:18.601
Obscuring the original.

826
00:46:20.908 --> 00:46:25.783
Judaism is the OG
monotheistic religion.

827
00:46:26.435 --> 00:46:28.350
It should, by a wide margin,

828
00:46:28.350 --> 00:46:31.266
have the most number of
practicing members. And yet,

829
00:46:31.266 --> 00:46:34.748
it makes up only 0.2%
of the world's population.

830
00:46:34.748 --> 00:46:36.141
Why is that?

831
00:46:36.141 --> 00:46:38.360
Why is the original
less popular

832
00:46:38.360 --> 00:46:39.797
than the iteration?

833
00:46:39.797 --> 00:46:42.103
Is it any less true
than the others?

834
00:46:43.626 --> 00:46:47.848
Are we talking about religion
or board games or music?

835
00:46:47.848 --> 00:46:49.719
Yes.

836
00:46:49.719 --> 00:46:53.375
It has the fewest members
because it doesn't advertise.

837
00:46:53.375 --> 00:46:54.594
It doesn't have
people like you,

838
00:46:55.247 --> 00:46:56.944
knocking on doors,

839
00:46:56.944 --> 00:46:58.337
selling people a better life,

840
00:46:58.337 --> 00:47:00.034
a better board game,
a better song.

841
00:47:00.818 --> 00:47:01.993
You ever think about that?

842
00:47:03.690 --> 00:47:05.866
How missionaries
are really just salespeople

843
00:47:05.866 --> 00:47:07.259
for an organization?

844
00:47:08.129 --> 00:47:09.739
The product you're selling
is an idea.

845
00:47:09.739 --> 00:47:11.045
You knock on my door
and you sell,

846
00:47:11.045 --> 00:47:12.960
maybe I buy,
maybe I don't buy.

847
00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:14.222
Those are the rules
of engagement

848
00:47:14.222 --> 00:47:16.094
when I invite you
into my house.

849
00:47:16.616 --> 00:47:20.838
We are negotiating
a transaction of ideologies.

850
00:47:22.578 --> 00:47:24.580
And what I'm trying
to say to you tonight

851
00:47:25.930 --> 00:47:29.847
is that I have an idea which
I would like to sell to you.

852
00:48:04.882 --> 00:48:07.232
My argument
is that the holy texts

853
00:48:07.232 --> 00:48:08.842
which we revere

854
00:48:08.842 --> 00:48:11.758
are just mythological
iterations of stories

855
00:48:11.758 --> 00:48:13.194
which ancient people have been

856
00:48:13.194 --> 00:48:14.848
telling each other
for centuries.

857
00:48:18.460 --> 00:48:20.767
<i>They're not true or real</i>
<i>in any literal sense.</i>

858
00:48:22.900 --> 00:48:26.512
They are merely a conduit
to a more ancient truth.

859
00:48:35.651 --> 00:48:37.653
<i>The story of a savior...</i>

860
00:48:39.786 --> 00:48:41.353
who was born to a virgin,

861
00:48:41.353 --> 00:48:43.094
who could perform miracles

862
00:48:43.094 --> 00:48:45.183
and was supernaturally
resurrected,

863
00:48:45.183 --> 00:48:47.533
was a very popular story

864
00:48:47.533 --> 00:48:49.665
for at least a thousand years

865
00:48:49.665 --> 00:48:52.016
before Jesus was born.

866
00:48:52.712 --> 00:48:54.844
One of them has blonde hair,

867
00:48:54.844 --> 00:48:57.369
one of them's brunette,
both dressed similar.

868
00:48:57.369 --> 00:48:59.675
No. Never stopped by.

869
00:49:02.852 --> 00:49:04.332
Mithras
performed miracles.

870
00:49:04.332 --> 00:49:05.246
He was marked
by the sign of the cross.

871
00:49:05.246 --> 00:49:07.292
Horus, walked on water,

872
00:49:07.292 --> 00:49:09.511
was crucified,
had 12 disciples.

873
00:49:09.511 --> 00:49:12.819
Krishna, he was a carpenter,
born to a virgin,

874
00:49:12.819 --> 00:49:14.995
baptized in a river,
rose from the dead

875
00:49:14.995 --> 00:49:16.431
and ascended into heaven.

876
00:49:16.431 --> 00:49:21.959
This little gallery
depicts 12 gods

877
00:49:21.959 --> 00:49:23.743
who were born
on December the 25th,

878
00:49:23.743 --> 00:49:26.964
all of whom predate
the existence of Jesus.

879
00:49:28.139 --> 00:49:29.967
I am sorry,

880
00:49:29.967 --> 00:49:32.230
but it is impossible
to ignore the influence

881
00:49:32.230 --> 00:49:34.275
of one narrative upon another,

882
00:49:35.059 --> 00:49:37.887
or to ignore the fact
that all these stories

883
00:49:37.887 --> 00:49:39.063
iterate into...

884
00:49:41.021 --> 00:49:44.068
<i>Star Wars: Episode I -</i>
<i>The Phantom Menace.</i>

885
00:49:44.068 --> 00:49:46.026
Can you imagine
thousands of years from now

886
00:49:46.026 --> 00:49:47.419
people accepting Jar Jar

887
00:49:47.419 --> 00:49:49.421
as a significant
religious figure?

888
00:49:50.900 --> 00:49:52.163
Beg your pardon?

889
00:49:52.163 --> 00:49:54.730
Jar Jar. Jar Jar Binks.

890
00:49:55.514 --> 00:49:58.386
Jar Jar! Ex-squeeze me.

891
00:49:59.605 --> 00:50:00.867
Never mind.

892
00:50:04.262 --> 00:50:06.612
It is all terrifying,
isn't it? I'm sorry.

893
00:50:08.179 --> 00:50:09.658
It is.

894
00:50:09.658 --> 00:50:10.746
It is all...

895
00:50:24.891 --> 00:50:26.023
Scary.

896
00:50:27.459 --> 00:50:28.547
I'm scared.

897
00:50:29.939 --> 00:50:32.768
I'm scared just saying it
out loud, really.

898
00:50:41.777 --> 00:50:44.954
If God is real, and he watches
when we masturbate,

899
00:50:44.954 --> 00:50:47.914
and he has such a fragile ego
that he only helps us

900
00:50:47.914 --> 00:50:50.003
when we beg him
and shower him with praise,

901
00:50:50.003 --> 00:50:51.265
and he hates gay people

902
00:50:51.265 --> 00:50:52.310
for being what
he made them to be,

903
00:50:52.310 --> 00:50:53.833
well, that's terrifying.

904
00:51:03.408 --> 00:51:04.887
If there's no God

905
00:51:04.887 --> 00:51:06.193
and we're just horny,
microscopic ants

906
00:51:06.193 --> 00:51:07.586
floating on a rock
through space

907
00:51:07.586 --> 00:51:08.935
with no divine purpose

908
00:51:08.935 --> 00:51:10.110
and no hope
to achieve eternal life,

909
00:51:10.110 --> 00:51:11.155
well...

910
00:51:11.938 --> 00:51:13.331
that's terrifying too.

911
00:51:16.073 --> 00:51:18.727
"Either the church is true
or it is a fraud."

912
00:51:18.727 --> 00:51:21.034
"It is the church
and kingdom of God,

913
00:51:21.034 --> 00:51:22.601
"or it is nothing."

914
00:51:23.210 --> 00:51:24.342
Do you agree with that?

915
00:51:25.560 --> 00:51:27.606
Would it help if I told you
this is Gordon B. Hinckley,

916
00:51:27.606 --> 00:51:29.303
the 15th President
of your church.

917
00:51:29.303 --> 00:51:30.957
- Do you agree with Gordon?
- Yes.

918
00:51:30.957 --> 00:51:32.524
-Mm-hmm.
-Thought you might.

919
00:51:32.524 --> 00:51:34.613
So either it is all true

920
00:51:35.353 --> 00:51:37.181
or none of it's true, yes?

921
00:51:37.877 --> 00:51:38.965
-Yes.
-Mm-hmm.

922
00:51:38.965 --> 00:51:40.097
Okay.

923
00:51:42.490 --> 00:51:43.970
Then I want you
to choose which door

924
00:51:43.970 --> 00:51:45.580
to go through
based on your faith.

925
00:51:47.278 --> 00:51:48.801
Are...

926
00:51:48.801 --> 00:51:50.107
are you asking us

927
00:51:50.759 --> 00:51:53.153
for us to deliberate
our belief in the church?

928
00:51:53.153 --> 00:51:54.633
Is that a factor
which will correspond

929
00:51:54.633 --> 00:51:56.156
to us going home?

930
00:51:56.156 --> 00:51:58.027
I'm asking you
to choose between belief

931
00:52:00.029 --> 00:52:01.422
and disbelief.

932
00:52:02.684 --> 00:52:06.079
My own claim is that all
10,000 verifiable religions

933
00:52:06.079 --> 00:52:07.907
that exist in the world today

934
00:52:07.907 --> 00:52:10.214
are as artificial
as the symbolic church

935
00:52:10.214 --> 00:52:11.693
you are currently standing in.

936
00:52:12.303 --> 00:52:14.000
It is farce.

937
00:52:14.000 --> 00:52:16.611
There is nothing holy here.

938
00:52:16.611 --> 00:52:18.744
Your religious text
is mere ornament...

939
00:52:20.615 --> 00:52:22.400
...as hollow
and as capitalistic

940
00:52:22.400 --> 00:52:23.488
as these ridiculous games.

941
00:52:54.649 --> 00:52:57.783
I want to know
what is going to happen to us

942
00:52:57.783 --> 00:52:59.437
- before we choose.
- I don't even know

943
00:52:59.437 --> 00:53:01.308
how to begin
to answer that question

944
00:53:01.308 --> 00:53:02.831
if it hasn't happened yet.

945
00:53:03.571 --> 00:53:05.182
Wow, Mr. Reed,

946
00:53:05.791 --> 00:53:10.099
you've introduced
a lot of interesting points.

947
00:53:10.099 --> 00:53:13.625
I think we can admit
that you're a very smart man

948
00:53:13.625 --> 00:53:16.018
and we still have
a lot to learn.

949
00:53:16.018 --> 00:53:18.499
So with that,
I would like to agree

950
00:53:18.499 --> 00:53:19.674
that you've...

951
00:53:20.675 --> 00:53:22.068
convinced us,

952
00:53:22.068 --> 00:53:23.504
and we'd like to leave

953
00:53:23.504 --> 00:53:25.767
through the disbelief door
and go home now.

954
00:53:27.204 --> 00:53:28.292
Right, Sister Barnes?

955
00:53:32.557 --> 00:53:33.775
Sister?

956
00:53:37.344 --> 00:53:38.606
Sister Barnes?

957
00:53:39.738 --> 00:53:42.436
I think we should listen
to our super neat

958
00:53:42.436 --> 00:53:45.483
and thoughtful host
and choose the right door?

959
00:53:46.005 --> 00:53:47.920
You know, choose the "right"?

960
00:53:47.920 --> 00:53:49.269
Like they taught us
in primary?

961
00:53:49.269 --> 00:53:50.749
It doesn't...

962
00:53:50.749 --> 00:53:52.968
matter what you say to him.

963
00:53:54.187 --> 00:53:55.493
He's not gonna let us go

964
00:53:55.493 --> 00:53:57.582
just because
we admit he's right.

965
00:53:57.582 --> 00:54:00.324
Let's just get out of here
while our host is being

966
00:54:00.324 --> 00:54:02.369
gracious enough
to let us leave.

967
00:54:03.022 --> 00:54:05.416
I think that
we're being studied.

968
00:54:07.722 --> 00:54:09.333
I think he wants to learn
something about us

969
00:54:09.333 --> 00:54:11.770
based on which door we open.

970
00:54:16.601 --> 00:54:17.776
Is that the game?

971
00:54:19.647 --> 00:54:21.823
Someone scratches their neck,
and he's watching.

972
00:54:21.823 --> 00:54:25.131
We say the wrong thing,
and he stumbles on his words.

973
00:54:25.131 --> 00:54:28.439
A candle flame flickers,
and it captures his attention.

974
00:54:29.309 --> 00:54:31.268
What have you
been looking for?

975
00:54:33.008 --> 00:54:34.706
What have you found?

976
00:54:35.924 --> 00:54:37.448
If I'm right,

977
00:54:37.448 --> 00:54:39.798
then the only thing
that matters right now

978
00:54:39.798 --> 00:54:41.452
is what we actually believe.

979
00:54:46.413 --> 00:54:48.241
And because I think
your rhetoric is thin,

980
00:54:48.894 --> 00:54:50.678
and your garage sale
board game metaphor

981
00:54:50.678 --> 00:54:52.289
is kind of offensive.

982
00:54:52.289 --> 00:54:55.509
I mean, you asked
why Judaism only makes up

983
00:54:55.509 --> 00:54:57.555
0.2% of the world's population

984
00:54:57.555 --> 00:54:59.600
but didn't even pause
for the Holocaust.

985
00:55:00.035 --> 00:55:02.777
You make no acknowledgement
of the religious persecution

986
00:55:02.777 --> 00:55:04.083
Jewish people have faced.

987
00:55:04.083 --> 00:55:05.345
You just use it as a setup

988
00:55:05.345 --> 00:55:07.129
to a punchline
about missionaries.

989
00:55:07.565 --> 00:55:08.914
And then,
you skip over the fact

990
00:55:08.914 --> 00:55:10.611
that none of this
addresses Islam,

991
00:55:10.611 --> 00:55:13.135
as Muslims don't even believe
Christ was resurrected.

992
00:55:13.135 --> 00:55:15.094
And then, you point out
all the similarities

993
00:55:15.094 --> 00:55:16.748
these mythological gods
have with Jesus,

994
00:55:16.748 --> 00:55:19.185
but breeze over the many
glaring differences!

995
00:55:19.185 --> 00:55:22.884
One of these guys
has a freaking bird head!

996
00:55:25.147 --> 00:55:28.325
I don't think...
that my point of view...

997
00:55:29.369 --> 00:55:31.980
fits into belief or disbelief.

998
00:55:32.416 --> 00:55:34.069
I think there's
an entire spectrum

999
00:55:34.069 --> 00:55:35.854
that your game is neglecting.

1000
00:55:38.726 --> 00:55:40.467
So it doesn't matter
what I believe, does it?

1001
00:55:44.732 --> 00:55:47.169
Sister Paxton, do you still
believe in God?

1002
00:55:48.257 --> 00:55:49.346
Yes.

1003
00:55:51.130 --> 00:55:52.523
Then let's leave through here.

1004
00:55:53.611 --> 00:55:56.265
Let's be honest and sincere

1005
00:55:56.265 --> 00:55:58.790
and let God decide
what happens next for us.

1006
00:56:13.413 --> 00:56:14.719
Okay, we're leaving now.

1007
00:56:15.546 --> 00:56:17.417
Thank you
for all your mentorship,

1008
00:56:17.417 --> 00:56:19.463
and thank you
for letting us leave.

1009
00:56:47.926 --> 00:56:49.754
Are you coming too?

1010
00:57:01.418 --> 00:57:02.462
Sister...

1011
00:57:05.422 --> 00:57:06.510
It's okay.

1012
00:57:07.336 --> 00:57:09.687
One step at a time.
We'll go slow.

1013
00:58:09.660 --> 00:58:12.750
Sister Barnes,
there's nothing.

1014
00:58:12.750 --> 00:58:14.534
It's all blocked off.

1015
00:58:15.361 --> 00:58:16.971
What do you think he wants?

1016
00:58:17.537 --> 00:58:20.061
Is he gonna
keep us here forever?

1017
00:58:20.061 --> 00:58:21.672
No, he's too smart.
He...

1018
00:58:21.672 --> 00:58:24.675
He knows an Elder
will check on us, and...

1019
00:58:25.502 --> 00:58:29.680
which means he'll either have
to let us go or...

1020
00:58:29.680 --> 00:58:30.768
kill us.

1021
00:58:37.470 --> 00:58:40.734
From now on, if he lands
a philosophical point

1022
00:58:40.734 --> 00:58:43.084
that we don't agree with,
we challenge him.

1023
00:58:43.563 --> 00:58:44.912
We make him think.

1024
00:58:45.434 --> 00:58:47.524
He doesn't have
to steam roll us.

1025
00:58:47.524 --> 00:58:49.177
We might not
be a physical threat,

1026
00:58:49.177 --> 00:58:50.875
but we can
be an intellectual one.

1027
00:59:06.107 --> 00:59:08.719
I think that window
has a cage on it.

1028
00:59:11.460 --> 00:59:12.897
You're right.

1029
00:59:14.594 --> 00:59:17.031
He's coming.
He's coming.

1030
00:59:20.992 --> 00:59:22.080
Take this.

1031
00:59:22.080 --> 00:59:24.561
Take this. Put it back.

1032
00:59:34.832 --> 00:59:37.225
If anything happens,
you take this,

1033
00:59:37.225 --> 00:59:39.314
and you stab him
in the neck as hard

1034
00:59:39.314 --> 00:59:40.620
and as fast as you can.

1035
00:59:40.620 --> 00:59:42.013
- No! No, no!
- It has to be you.

1036
00:59:42.013 --> 00:59:43.580
He's watching me too closely.

1037
00:59:43.580 --> 00:59:44.972
- He won't expect us to do it.
- Sister, no!

1038
00:59:45.582 --> 00:59:46.931
Okay. Let's have a code word.

1039
00:59:46.931 --> 00:59:48.323
Okay? Um...

1040
00:59:48.323 --> 00:59:50.325
Hey, if I say
"magic underwear,"

1041
00:59:50.325 --> 00:59:52.197
that means stab. Okay?

1042
00:59:53.938 --> 00:59:55.026
He's coming.

1043
00:59:55.983 --> 00:59:58.595
Magic underwear.
That's the code word. Okay?

1044
01:00:30.496 --> 01:00:31.584
Mr. Reed?

1045
01:00:46.730 --> 01:00:48.732
Mrs. Reed?

1046
01:00:50.516 --> 01:00:51.691
Is that you?

1047
01:01:24.550 --> 01:01:26.247
What's happening to her?

1048
01:01:38.520 --> 01:01:39.521
<i>♪ But I'm a creep </i>

1049
01:01:40.348 --> 01:01:42.611
<i>♪ I'm a weirdo </i>

1050
01:01:43.874 --> 01:01:45.266
Mr. Reed?

1051
01:01:48.400 --> 01:01:50.010
Where are you?

1052
01:01:55.189 --> 01:01:57.191
<i>♪ Couldn't look you</i>
<i>in the eye ♪</i>

1053
01:02:00.717 --> 01:02:03.067
<i>♪ You're just like an angel </i>

1054
01:02:06.897 --> 01:02:09.421
<i>♪ Your skin makes me cry </i>

1055
01:02:31.269 --> 01:02:32.705
No.

1056
01:02:35.795 --> 01:02:38.232
<i>♪ And I'm a creep </i>

1057
01:02:59.166 --> 01:03:01.821
<i>-</i>

1058
01:03:06.043 --> 01:03:07.392
<i>♪ I wanna have control </i>

1059
01:03:10.830 --> 01:03:12.832
<i>♪ I want a perfect body </i>

1060
01:03:17.837 --> 01:03:20.709
<i>♪ I want a perfect soul </i>

1061
01:03:22.320 --> 01:03:25.062
<i>♪ I want you to notice </i>

1062
01:03:28.065 --> 01:03:29.849
<i>♪ When I'm not around </i>

1063
01:03:33.461 --> 01:03:36.508
♪ <i>You're so very special ♪</i>

1064
01:03:39.598 --> 01:03:41.687
♪ <i>But I'm a creep ♪</i>

1065
01:03:45.560 --> 01:03:48.476
<i>♪ I'm a weirdo </i>

1066
01:03:50.652 --> 01:03:53.873
<i>♪ What the hell</i>
<i>am I doin' here? ♪</i>

1067
01:03:56.876 --> 01:03:58.791
♪ <i>I don't belong here ♪</i>

1068
01:03:58.791 --> 01:04:00.445
<i>-</i>

1069
01:04:03.187 --> 01:04:04.666
<i>I had to be sure</i>

1070
01:04:04.666 --> 01:04:06.146
<i>before I introduced you</i>
<i>to her.</i>

1071
01:04:07.321 --> 01:04:09.889
Sure about what?

1072
01:04:09.889 --> 01:04:11.630
You are now in the presence

1073
01:04:12.674 --> 01:04:14.415
of a living prophet of God.

1074
01:04:32.433 --> 01:04:34.000
<i>The reason</i>
<i>I invited you</i>

1075
01:04:34.000 --> 01:04:36.133
<i>into my sanctuary tonight</i>
<i>is because</i>

1076
01:04:36.133 --> 01:04:37.743
<i>I have been shown a miracle.</i>

1077
01:04:39.179 --> 01:04:41.007
<i>I believe</i>
<i>this miracle is proof</i>

1078
01:04:41.007 --> 01:04:43.618
<i>that all known religions</i>
<i>are demonstrably false,</i>

1079
01:04:43.618 --> 01:04:47.884
<i>and only an ancient echo</i>
<i>of something true.</i>

1080
01:04:49.755 --> 01:04:51.713
<i>I need a witness,</i>

1081
01:04:51.713 --> 01:04:55.892
<i>you, to verify</i>
<i>that the miracle is real.</i>

1082
01:05:10.776 --> 01:05:13.518
<i>Now, our family recipe</i>
<i>for blueberry pie is,</i>

1083
01:05:13.518 --> 01:05:15.215
<i>I think, a traditional one.</i>

1084
01:05:15.215 --> 01:05:18.305
The ingredients include
butter, flour, corn starch,

1085
01:05:18.305 --> 01:05:19.872
sugar, lemon,

1086
01:05:19.872 --> 01:05:21.004
blueberries, of course,

1087
01:05:21.830 --> 01:05:24.224
but tonight I've also included
some wolf's bane

1088
01:05:24.746 --> 01:05:26.009
and some belladonna,

1089
01:05:27.227 --> 01:05:30.317
which means that,
in a short while,

1090
01:05:32.276 --> 01:05:35.757
the Prophet will be dead
from consuming the pie.

1091
01:05:39.022 --> 01:05:40.240
<i>Then,</i>

1092
01:05:40.240 --> 01:05:43.026
<i>you will witness a miracle.</i>

1093
01:05:44.766 --> 01:05:46.855
By the grace of God,

1094
01:05:48.335 --> 01:05:49.641
she will be resurrected.

1095
01:06:28.071 --> 01:06:29.594
Now, feel her pulse, please.

1096
01:06:30.987 --> 01:06:32.031
Both of you.

1097
01:06:35.295 --> 01:06:36.557
<i>I need you</i>

1098
01:06:36.557 --> 01:06:38.907
<i>to feel her pulse right now!</i>

1099
01:06:44.696 --> 01:06:46.219
<i>Acknowledge, please,</i>

1100
01:06:46.219 --> 01:06:48.439
<i>that her heart has now</i>
<i>stopped pumping.</i>

1101
01:06:48.439 --> 01:06:49.875
<i>Do you know how to do that?</i>

1102
01:06:50.876 --> 01:06:52.704
<i>Index and middle finger</i>
<i>on the side of the neck,</i>

1103
01:06:52.704 --> 01:06:55.489
<i>in the soft, hollow area</i>
<i>just beside the windpipe.</i>

1104
01:06:58.971 --> 01:07:01.147
<i>Both of you, please,</i>
<i>lift her head to be sure.</i>

1105
01:07:13.812 --> 01:07:15.727
She moved! She moved!

1106
01:07:15.727 --> 01:07:17.729
<i>That was</i>
<i>just a catalytic spasm.</i>

1107
01:07:17.729 --> 01:07:19.296
She's alive!

1108
01:07:19.296 --> 01:07:20.862
<i>No! No, no. Not yet.</i>

1109
01:07:20.862 --> 01:07:22.690
<i>Chemicals being released</i>
<i>into her body.</i>

1110
01:07:22.690 --> 01:07:24.431
<i>Acknowledge, please,</i>
<i>that there's no pulse.</i>

1111
01:07:25.606 --> 01:07:26.781
<i>Acknowledge!</i>

1112
01:07:26.781 --> 01:07:27.869
- No. No pulse.
- No pulse.

1113
01:07:27.869 --> 01:07:29.523
<i>Thank you.</i>

1114
01:07:29.523 --> 01:07:31.351
<i>Acknowledge that she is</i>
<i>no longer breathing.</i>

1115
01:07:33.919 --> 01:07:35.007
<i>Do you feel a breath?</i>

1116
01:07:39.881 --> 01:07:41.274
No. No.

1117
01:07:41.274 --> 01:07:42.536
-<i>So she's dead.</i>
-Yes.

1118
01:07:42.536 --> 01:07:43.842
<i>Okay.</i>

1119
01:07:44.495 --> 01:07:45.583
<i>Thank you.</i>

1120
01:07:46.410 --> 01:07:51.371
<i>A moment longer, and you will</i>
<i>witness a resurrection.</i>

1121
01:07:52.720 --> 01:07:55.288
<i>She'll return</i>
<i>and she will tell us</i>

1122
01:07:55.288 --> 01:07:56.985
<i> what she saw in the afterlife.</i>

1123
01:07:59.814 --> 01:08:00.989
Has the Prophet moved?

1124
01:08:03.296 --> 01:08:04.384
No.

1125
01:08:05.124 --> 01:08:06.169
<i>Hello?</i>

1126
01:08:06.169 --> 01:08:07.605
- No. No.
- Mmm-mmm.

1127
01:08:09.302 --> 01:08:11.652
<i>All right.</i>
<i>Just</i>un momentino.

1128
01:08:16.614 --> 01:08:18.006
<i>Only a moment longer.</i>

1129
01:08:23.577 --> 01:08:24.970
The Elders?

1130
01:08:47.166 --> 01:08:49.255
- We scream.
- We scream.

1131
01:08:49.255 --> 01:08:51.605
But not until
he answers the door.

1132
01:09:00.223 --> 01:09:01.702
-He's coming back.
-Scream! Scream!

1133
01:09:16.978 --> 01:09:18.284
Coming!

1134
01:09:26.771 --> 01:09:27.902
Ah! Sorry!

1135
01:09:27.902 --> 01:09:29.252
I was at the back.

1136
01:09:29.252 --> 01:09:31.036
- No, I'm sorry to bother you.
- No.

1137
01:09:31.036 --> 01:09:32.429
I'm just in the neighborhood
looking for

1138
01:09:32.429 --> 01:09:34.300
two young ladies
from my church.

1139
01:09:34.300 --> 01:09:35.388
Oh.

1140
01:09:36.433 --> 01:09:37.521
Is everything all right?

1141
01:09:42.352 --> 01:09:44.005
They can't hear us.

1142
01:09:45.137 --> 01:09:46.530
<i>I'm sure</i>
<i>everything's fine,</i>

1143
01:09:46.530 --> 01:09:47.531
<i>I was just wondering</i>
<i>if they...</i>

1144
01:09:48.619 --> 01:09:49.620
...stopped by.

1145
01:09:49.620 --> 01:09:51.361
No. I'm sorry to say,

1146
01:09:51.361 --> 01:09:54.712
you are the first house caller
I've had all day, so.

1147
01:09:55.582 --> 01:09:57.802
- Did you see this?
- It's locked.

1148
01:10:01.893 --> 01:10:02.981
Help.

1149
01:10:02.981 --> 01:10:04.417
Help.

1150
01:10:04.417 --> 01:10:07.072
We can pull the rug.

1151
01:10:07.072 --> 01:10:08.160
The matches.

1152
01:10:08.160 --> 01:10:09.988
We start a fire,

1153
01:10:09.988 --> 01:10:11.337
smoke out the speaking pipe
to make sure

1154
01:10:11.337 --> 01:10:13.078
the Elder knows we're here.

1155
01:10:13.078 --> 01:10:16.124
Okay. But you did ask

1156
01:10:16.124 --> 01:10:18.562
for more information
on the church, correct?

1157
01:10:18.562 --> 01:10:20.390
Uh, this...
this is the which church?

1158
01:10:20.390 --> 01:10:21.782
The Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-day Saints.

1159
01:10:21.782 --> 01:10:24.263
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

1160
01:10:28.267 --> 01:10:30.704
Pull. Careful.

1161
01:10:36.101 --> 01:10:37.929
Is there some other way
I can help?

1162
01:10:37.929 --> 01:10:40.061
Do you want to use my phone,
call the police?

1163
01:10:40.061 --> 01:10:41.628
- I could get my coat...
- No, no. That's fine.

1164
01:10:41.628 --> 01:10:43.282
...and come help you
look around.

1165
01:10:43.282 --> 01:10:44.805
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm sure they're not far.

1166
01:10:44.805 --> 01:10:46.416
Uh, thank you for your time.

1167
01:10:46.416 --> 01:10:48.809
All right, well, good luck.
Yeah, I mean that.

1168
01:10:48.809 --> 01:10:50.071
- Okay.
- Uh-huh.

1169
01:12:07.932 --> 01:12:09.368
No.

1170
01:12:29.954 --> 01:12:31.521
He's coming!

1171
01:12:43.620 --> 01:12:46.405
Yeah? Yeah? Any luck?

1172
01:12:56.981 --> 01:12:58.199
She moved.

1173
01:12:59.200 --> 01:13:00.941
- What do you mean?
- When we were gone.

1174
01:13:04.336 --> 01:13:06.294
No,
you're remembering it wrong.

1175
01:13:06.294 --> 01:13:07.383
She hasn't moved at all.

1176
01:13:07.383 --> 01:13:08.688
Her head is different.

1177
01:13:08.688 --> 01:13:10.995
- That's where she was!
- It's not!

1178
01:13:10.995 --> 01:13:13.606
Sister, that's not
how I remember it. Please!

1179
01:13:13.606 --> 01:13:15.869
Please, just come on! Help!

1180
01:13:16.653 --> 01:13:18.306
Hold the sleeve up.

1181
01:13:21.266 --> 01:13:25.662
I'd be remiss if I didn't
ask you one question.

1182
01:13:31.319 --> 01:13:33.452
Have you received
this booklet?

1183
01:13:34.671 --> 01:13:36.237
I have not,

1184
01:13:36.237 --> 01:13:38.892
but I will give it a look-see.

1185
01:13:41.025 --> 01:13:42.113
Try another.

1186
01:13:42.113 --> 01:13:43.201
I know.

1187
01:13:48.772 --> 01:13:50.469
Focus.

1188
01:13:56.344 --> 01:13:57.433
Faster.

1189
01:14:59.538 --> 01:15:01.671
Conductor...

1190
01:15:02.236 --> 01:15:06.197
says... my... name.

1191
01:15:06.719 --> 01:15:09.896
White... clouds.

1192
01:15:10.506 --> 01:15:13.509
Not... Heaven.

1193
01:15:13.509 --> 01:15:17.034
They... unplug...

1194
01:15:17.600 --> 01:15:19.645
my brain.

1195
01:15:20.820 --> 01:15:23.257
It is...

1196
01:15:24.737 --> 01:15:25.825
not...

1197
01:15:26.347 --> 01:15:28.045
real.

1198
01:15:29.350 --> 01:15:30.961
And, thank you, Prophet.

1199
01:15:31.570 --> 01:15:33.180
We are very grateful
for your passage

1200
01:15:33.180 --> 01:15:34.660
to the other side.

1201
01:15:36.532 --> 01:15:40.187
Your prophecy will be recorded
into our liturgical texts.

1202
01:15:40.187 --> 01:15:43.495
Come. You must be exhausted.
Take my arm.

1203
01:16:08.607 --> 01:16:09.695
Well, now.

1204
01:16:11.610 --> 01:16:13.481
You see, this is rather
interesting because...

1205
01:16:15.832 --> 01:16:19.836
I know that one of you
has been lying

1206
01:16:21.359 --> 01:16:23.840
since you first got here.

1207
01:16:23.840 --> 01:16:26.146
And do you know
how I know that?

1208
01:16:26.146 --> 01:16:27.800
Excuse me, can I...
can I take that?

1209
01:16:27.800 --> 01:16:29.933
I know from the way

1210
01:16:29.933 --> 01:16:33.980
that the fire reacts
to each of you.

1211
01:16:33.980 --> 01:16:35.068
A.

1212
01:16:36.635 --> 01:16:37.723
B.

1213
01:16:38.376 --> 01:16:40.552
Yeah. One of you has
a very, very...

1214
01:16:40.552 --> 01:16:43.599
...very big secret,
but we will know more soon.

1215
01:16:44.556 --> 01:16:47.037
There will be
before you saw a woman die

1216
01:16:47.037 --> 01:16:49.779
and come back to life,
and there will be after.

1217
01:16:50.301 --> 01:16:52.477
Books will be written
about it.

1218
01:16:52.477 --> 01:16:55.611
So choose your words
very carefully when I ask,

1219
01:16:56.263 --> 01:16:57.351
what did you witness?

1220
01:16:59.571 --> 01:17:00.790
Tell me. Tell me what you saw.

1221
01:17:01.660 --> 01:17:02.922
How did she...

1222
01:17:02.922 --> 01:17:04.620
I don't know...

1223
01:17:04.620 --> 01:17:06.186
And if you didn't
see something transcendental,

1224
01:17:06.186 --> 01:17:07.405
you absolutely must tell me.

1225
01:17:07.405 --> 01:17:08.580
I don't know.

1226
01:17:08.580 --> 01:17:10.016
'Cause if I'm wrong,

1227
01:17:10.016 --> 01:17:11.714
I need to hear it.
That's why you're here.

1228
01:17:11.714 --> 01:17:13.367
It's a contrived experiment.
We are your prisoners!

1229
01:17:13.367 --> 01:17:15.282
- It doesn't make sense...
-Oh, pooh!

1230
01:17:15.282 --> 01:17:16.762
- We're all prisoners together.
- ...for us to have an opinion!

1231
01:17:16.762 --> 01:17:18.285
You must know by now
that any of us can leave

1232
01:17:18.285 --> 01:17:19.417
whenever we want,
but why would we want,

1233
01:17:19.417 --> 01:17:20.984
after what we've seen?

1234
01:17:20.984 --> 01:17:23.247
I saw it. I saw it.

1235
01:17:23.247 --> 01:17:24.857
I heard her describe

1236
01:17:24.857 --> 01:17:26.554
what she experienced
on the other side.

1237
01:17:26.554 --> 01:17:28.600
Great! What did you hear?

1238
01:17:28.600 --> 01:17:31.908
She said
there was a conductor.

1239
01:17:31.908 --> 01:17:34.693
- Yes. Yeah.
- Did she mean angel?

1240
01:17:34.693 --> 01:17:37.261
She had a feeling
of disassociation,

1241
01:17:37.261 --> 01:17:39.829
a feeling that something
wasn't real.

1242
01:17:39.829 --> 01:17:40.960
That's it.

1243
01:17:41.831 --> 01:17:42.962
So now you know.

1244
01:17:44.572 --> 01:17:45.661
Now, we know?

1245
01:17:45.661 --> 01:17:46.879
Yeah, now, you know.

1246
01:17:48.054 --> 01:17:49.142
Know?

1247
01:17:50.317 --> 01:17:51.667
I can show you God.

1248
01:17:53.059 --> 01:17:56.019
If you're willing to die.

1249
01:17:56.019 --> 01:17:59.022
It... it can be painless.
It can be temporary.

1250
01:17:59.022 --> 01:18:00.980
Like the Prophet,
you can be brought back.

1251
01:18:02.242 --> 01:18:03.940
It doesn't have
to be frightening at all.

1252
01:18:03.940 --> 01:18:05.332
I'll tell you... I'll tell you
what's frightening.

1253
01:18:05.332 --> 01:18:06.986
Not knowing is frightening!

1254
01:18:06.986 --> 01:18:08.640
Where do we come from?
What are we doing here?

1255
01:18:08.640 --> 01:18:10.337
What's our purpose?

1256
01:18:10.337 --> 01:18:12.818
The terror of those questions
is why religions exist.

1257
01:18:12.818 --> 01:18:14.690
I can answer
those questions for you.

1258
01:18:14.690 --> 01:18:17.693
I can give you a comfort
no religion in the world

1259
01:18:18.650 --> 01:18:19.825
is capable of giving you.

1260
01:18:22.001 --> 01:18:23.742
It all makes sense now.

1261
01:18:26.049 --> 01:18:28.094
I've been asking myself
all night,

1262
01:18:29.182 --> 01:18:31.750
how is he gonna
make killing us our idea?

1263
01:18:34.840 --> 01:18:36.189
Sister Barnes,
you're in a muddle.

1264
01:18:36.189 --> 01:18:37.538
I know. I can't tell

1265
01:18:37.538 --> 01:18:39.105
if you're playing chess
or checkers.

1266
01:18:39.715 --> 01:18:41.368
Monopoly!

1267
01:18:41.368 --> 01:18:42.543
Come on, it was right there.

1268
01:18:42.543 --> 01:18:44.502
You didn't show us a miracle.

1269
01:18:44.502 --> 01:18:46.069
Okay, what did I show you?

1270
01:18:46.765 --> 01:18:48.724
That wasn't a miracle.

1271
01:18:48.724 --> 01:18:50.464
So you say.
What did I show you?

1272
01:18:50.464 --> 01:18:52.640
That was not a miracle!

1273
01:18:52.640 --> 01:18:53.903
What did I show you?

1274
01:18:55.731 --> 01:18:58.298
It was a magic trick.

1275
01:19:00.039 --> 01:19:01.649
A magic trick?

1276
01:19:06.872 --> 01:19:09.135
You wanna know why
we don't talk about Taco Bell?

1277
01:19:10.093 --> 01:19:11.877
It killed me
when I was four years old.

1278
01:19:11.877 --> 01:19:15.098
Fifty people were hospitalized
from an E. coli outbreak.

1279
01:19:15.098 --> 01:19:17.056
The kids at school
called me Taco Hell

1280
01:19:17.056 --> 01:19:18.492
'cause I was clinically dead

1281
01:19:18.492 --> 01:19:20.712
while doctors operated
on my kidneys.

1282
01:19:23.106 --> 01:19:24.324
When I was dead,

1283
01:19:25.238 --> 01:19:28.851
I saw exactly
what your prophet described.

1284
01:19:29.765 --> 01:19:31.549
A blinding white light,

1285
01:19:31.549 --> 01:19:35.074
clouds, but not Heaven,
a sense of wanting to return,

1286
01:19:35.074 --> 01:19:37.555
a feeling that my state
of reality wasn't real.

1287
01:19:39.687 --> 01:19:41.298
That wasn't a prophecy.

1288
01:19:42.342 --> 01:19:44.954
That was a near-death
experience.

1289
01:19:45.650 --> 01:19:47.130
When the oxygen
leaves your brain

1290
01:19:47.130 --> 01:19:49.219
or your heart stops pumping,
your mind

1291
01:19:49.697 --> 01:19:51.525
creates unbelievable things.

1292
01:19:51.525 --> 01:19:55.138
I think you've been
keeping this woman

1293
01:19:55.138 --> 01:19:57.314
on the edge of death
in order to ask her questions

1294
01:19:57.314 --> 01:19:59.707
about meaningless
hallucinations

1295
01:19:59.707 --> 01:20:02.145
so that you can substantiate
your idea

1296
01:20:02.145 --> 01:20:05.365
of what the one,
true religion really is.

1297
01:20:06.497 --> 01:20:07.890
Did you know...

1298
01:20:08.412 --> 01:20:09.543
that when you remember
something,

1299
01:20:09.543 --> 01:20:11.023
you're really only remembering

1300
01:20:11.023 --> 01:20:12.459
the last time you remembered
that experience?

1301
01:20:14.374 --> 01:20:16.028
You're not actually
recalling the event.

1302
01:20:16.028 --> 01:20:19.989
So your memory of dying
at Taco Bell...

1303
01:20:19.989 --> 01:20:21.338
...isn't really of dying,

1304
01:20:21.338 --> 01:20:23.035
it's of the memory
of the memory

1305
01:20:23.035 --> 01:20:24.689
of the memory
of the memory of the memory...

1306
01:20:24.689 --> 01:20:27.257
stop me...
...of that event.

1307
01:20:28.084 --> 01:20:30.216
So you're remembering
a false correlation

1308
01:20:30.216 --> 01:20:31.870
with the experience
you've just witnessed.

1309
01:20:31.870 --> 01:20:35.134
But this,
this is happening right now!

1310
01:20:36.092 --> 01:20:39.225
That's why I think,
Sister Barnes, Sister Paxton,

1311
01:20:39.225 --> 01:20:41.140
that you really need
to pay attention

1312
01:20:41.140 --> 01:20:42.750
because I promise you...

1313
01:20:42.750 --> 01:20:44.491
...we're not talking
about a magic trick.

1314
01:20:50.758 --> 01:20:52.108
No,

1315
01:20:52.108 --> 01:20:54.545
we're talking
about magic underwear...

1316
01:21:39.546 --> 01:21:41.679
Help me! Help!

1317
01:21:59.915 --> 01:22:01.351
She'll come back to us!

1318
01:22:02.439 --> 01:22:03.657
I promise!

1319
01:22:06.182 --> 01:22:08.227
Sister Paxton,
do not be scared!

1320
01:22:08.227 --> 01:22:09.489
She will rise again.

1321
01:22:10.055 --> 01:22:11.491
Challenge him.

1322
01:22:11.491 --> 01:22:12.579
Debate.

1323
01:22:13.058 --> 01:22:14.277
Challenge him.

1324
01:22:22.415 --> 01:22:24.417
Come on, now,
Sister B.

1325
01:22:25.853 --> 01:22:26.985
Wakey-wakey!

1326
01:22:27.681 --> 01:22:29.205
Whoa, whoa, whoa,

1327
01:22:29.205 --> 01:22:30.902
whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, that's not it.

1328
01:22:30.902 --> 01:22:33.600
That's not it.
That's a... a mucky pup.

1329
01:22:33.600 --> 01:22:34.688
Let's have that.

1330
01:22:38.127 --> 01:22:39.780
Moments. It'll be moments.

1331
01:22:40.259 --> 01:22:41.565
Let's have one
of your drum rolls, yeah?

1332
01:22:44.220 --> 01:22:45.308
Whoop!

1333
01:22:48.659 --> 01:22:50.748
Hey!

1334
01:22:54.012 --> 01:22:55.535
I'm very sorry.

1335
01:22:55.535 --> 01:22:57.015
Something is wrong.

1336
01:22:59.322 --> 01:23:00.540
I'm now worried...

1337
01:23:02.499 --> 01:23:03.761
that she's not...

1338
01:23:04.849 --> 01:23:05.981
...coming back to us.

1339
01:23:08.809 --> 01:23:10.028
Yeah.

1340
01:23:11.464 --> 01:23:12.813
Oh, yeah.

1341
01:23:12.813 --> 01:23:14.859
Oh, yeah.

1342
01:23:18.210 --> 01:23:19.298
Yep.

1343
01:23:20.038 --> 01:23:21.126
Yep.

1344
01:23:21.735 --> 01:23:23.041
Yeah.

1345
01:23:23.041 --> 01:23:24.521
There it is.

1346
01:23:25.957 --> 01:23:27.089
No, it isn't.

1347
01:23:27.089 --> 01:23:28.786
That was a vein.

1348
01:23:31.789 --> 01:23:34.574
A-ha! A-ha.

1349
01:23:37.795 --> 01:23:39.231
The implant.

1350
01:23:39.231 --> 01:23:41.364
This is why she can't
come back to us.

1351
01:23:42.321 --> 01:23:43.496
Take a look!

1352
01:23:44.236 --> 01:23:45.542
I'm very sorry.

1353
01:23:46.456 --> 01:23:49.589
But Sister Barnes,
she's a program.

1354
01:23:52.157 --> 01:23:54.203
She's not real.

1355
01:23:54.203 --> 01:23:56.031
Do you know what gave it away?

1356
01:23:56.031 --> 01:23:57.510
The candles.

1357
01:23:57.510 --> 01:24:00.078
What are you saying?
I don't understand.

1358
01:24:00.078 --> 01:24:01.819
No, no, I know.
I know. I know.

1359
01:24:02.472 --> 01:24:03.560
How could you?

1360
01:24:08.869 --> 01:24:11.133
Can you explain it to me?

1361
01:24:14.049 --> 01:24:16.442
Are you, Sister Paxton,

1362
01:24:17.139 --> 01:24:20.098
familiar with
the Daoist concept

1363
01:24:20.098 --> 01:24:22.013
of "The Butterfly Dream"?

1364
01:24:22.013 --> 01:24:23.841
A butterfly...

1365
01:24:23.841 --> 01:24:27.105
A butterfly flaps its wings
and causes a typhoon?

1366
01:24:27.105 --> 01:24:28.628
That is
"The Butterfly Effect."

1367
01:24:28.628 --> 01:24:31.109
Common mistake. No.
"The Butterfly Dream"...

1368
01:24:32.632 --> 01:24:34.634
...concerns an ancient
Chinese philosopher

1369
01:24:34.634 --> 01:24:36.288
who asked himself
the following question.

1370
01:24:36.288 --> 01:24:38.638
"Was I a man dreaming

1371
01:24:38.638 --> 01:24:40.118
"I'm a butterfly,
or am I now..."

1372
01:24:41.598 --> 01:24:44.340
"...a butterfly dreaming
that I am a man?"

1373
01:24:44.340 --> 01:24:45.819
Come and sit down.

1374
01:24:45.819 --> 01:24:47.430
Come on.
Here.

1375
01:24:56.265 --> 01:24:57.309
This is us.

1376
01:24:58.093 --> 01:25:00.007
You and me alone together.

1377
01:25:00.007 --> 01:25:01.096
That was Barnes.

1378
01:25:01.748 --> 01:25:02.880
Bye-bye, Barnes.

1379
01:25:03.881 --> 01:25:07.145
I have come
to a dark realization

1380
01:25:07.145 --> 01:25:10.496
that we exist inside
a simulation so advanced

1381
01:25:10.496 --> 01:25:13.064
that we cannot tell the
difference between real life

1382
01:25:14.152 --> 01:25:15.762
and artificial dream.

1383
01:25:15.762 --> 01:25:19.331
You heard the Prophet.
She said, "It is not real."

1384
01:25:20.550 --> 01:25:23.422
You see, fire dynamics
are very difficult to render.

1385
01:25:23.422 --> 01:25:26.033
I've noticed this anomaly
in its behavior

1386
01:25:26.033 --> 01:25:28.253
when it interacts
with simulated NPCs,

1387
01:25:28.253 --> 01:25:31.430
like poor old Sister B.

1388
01:25:31.430 --> 01:25:35.086
She couldn't come back to us,
but when you die,

1389
01:25:35.086 --> 01:25:40.047
finger, please,
you will pass through death

1390
01:25:40.047 --> 01:25:42.267
and wake up...

1391
01:25:42.267 --> 01:25:43.616
...into the real world.

1392
01:25:44.051 --> 01:25:45.488
What do you think?

1393
01:25:45.488 --> 01:25:46.924
Yes, no, maybe?

1394
01:25:48.317 --> 01:25:49.535
Um...

1395
01:25:52.277 --> 01:25:53.931
That's a theory.

1396
01:25:55.628 --> 01:25:57.152
Well yeah,
you're very welcome to...

1397
01:25:58.457 --> 01:25:59.980
to challenge my premise.
I love that.

1398
01:26:02.113 --> 01:26:03.462
Go for it.

1399
01:26:08.337 --> 01:26:11.340
I don't think
this is a microchip.

1400
01:26:12.167 --> 01:26:13.255
Oh?

1401
01:26:13.255 --> 01:26:16.083
I think it's a contraceptive.

1402
01:26:18.129 --> 01:26:21.132
A... a birth control implant.

1403
01:26:22.699 --> 01:26:23.787
Huh.

1404
01:26:25.310 --> 01:26:27.791
Tell me, have you ever met

1405
01:26:27.791 --> 01:26:30.228
a Mormon missionary
who was on birth control?

1406
01:26:32.143 --> 01:26:37.235
Did "Sister Barnes" say
she was on birth control?

1407
01:26:37.235 --> 01:26:38.715
Our church
would've made her

1408
01:26:38.715 --> 01:26:40.543
feel ashamed about it,

1409
01:26:40.543 --> 01:26:42.153
and she would've been
too embarrassed.

1410
01:26:43.285 --> 01:26:45.200
- Simulation theory is...
- Ah!

1411
01:26:45.200 --> 01:26:47.985
"Hypothesis," please.
Sorry, it doesn't matter.

1412
01:26:48.725 --> 01:26:51.423
Simulation hypothesis

1413
01:26:51.423 --> 01:26:54.165
is not testable, is it?

1414
01:26:55.645 --> 01:26:58.169
No, it's a matter of belief,
like any religion.

1415
01:26:59.083 --> 01:27:01.477
You either believe it,
green door,

1416
01:27:01.477 --> 01:27:03.130
or you don't believe it,
purple door.

1417
01:27:04.306 --> 01:27:06.873
With all due respect,

1418
01:27:08.048 --> 01:27:09.136
I...

1419
01:27:09.746 --> 01:27:11.443
I don't believe it.

1420
01:27:12.618 --> 01:27:15.882
I'm not smart enough
to say why, I just don't.

1421
01:27:16.579 --> 01:27:18.755
Do you believe the miracle
that I showed you?

1422
01:27:19.364 --> 01:27:20.539
Yes.

1423
01:27:20.539 --> 01:27:22.106
- Yeah?
-At first.

1424
01:27:23.847 --> 01:27:24.935
But now?

1425
01:27:25.414 --> 01:27:27.807
I think something
happened tonight

1426
01:27:27.807 --> 01:27:29.983
that you didn't expect.

1427
01:27:29.983 --> 01:27:31.855
It feels like
you're improvising,

1428
01:27:31.855 --> 01:27:34.336
trying to convince me
of a simulation theory

1429
01:27:34.336 --> 01:27:36.381
that's not sticking.
Am I right?

1430
01:27:39.428 --> 01:27:42.605
Uh, are you
asking me if you're right

1431
01:27:42.605 --> 01:27:44.171
that I am improvising

1432
01:27:44.171 --> 01:27:47.305
or you're right
that the simulation narrative

1433
01:27:47.305 --> 01:27:48.524
is not sticking?

1434
01:27:48.524 --> 01:27:50.787
Yes.

1435
01:27:53.355 --> 01:27:54.834
High-five.

1436
01:27:58.185 --> 01:27:59.839
So, in fact,
you agree with your friend.

1437
01:27:59.839 --> 01:28:02.277
You think that the Prophet
was just hallucinating

1438
01:28:02.277 --> 01:28:04.279
a meaningless,
near-death experience.

1439
01:28:04.888 --> 01:28:05.976
No.

1440
01:28:06.890 --> 01:28:08.892
I think you switched
the bodies.

1441
01:28:11.198 --> 01:28:13.418
I just haven't
figured out how yet.

1442
01:28:15.333 --> 01:28:16.421
I switched...

1443
01:28:17.161 --> 01:28:18.293
the bodies?

1444
01:28:23.907 --> 01:28:26.866
The doorbell rang
when the Elder got here.

1445
01:28:29.913 --> 01:28:31.958
<i>Which drew our attention</i>
<i>to the stairs.</i>

1446
01:28:31.958 --> 01:28:34.309
<i>You would have been</i>
<i>prepared for that.</i>

1447
01:28:37.007 --> 01:28:38.878
When we came back downstairs,

1448
01:28:38.878 --> 01:28:42.229
I noticed the woman wasn't in
the same position as before.

1449
01:28:42.229 --> 01:28:43.318
It was similar...

1450
01:28:44.014 --> 01:28:45.145
<i>Her head is different.</i>

1451
01:28:45.145 --> 01:28:47.322
<i> But it was not the exact same.</i>

1452
01:28:48.410 --> 01:28:51.978
<i>I think another woman</i>
<i>who looked exactly like her</i>

1453
01:28:51.978 --> 01:28:53.545
<i>came into the basement</i>

1454
01:28:53.545 --> 01:28:55.678
<i>through a hidden door</i>
<i>or something,</i>

1455
01:28:55.678 --> 01:28:59.116
disposed of her body and then
took her place at the table.

1456
01:28:59.116 --> 01:29:00.552
I see.

1457
01:29:00.552 --> 01:29:03.250
And then,
once we got back downstairs,

1458
01:29:03.250 --> 01:29:07.559
<i>she read off</i>
<i>a scripted prophecy</i>

1459
01:29:07.559 --> 01:29:09.561
<i>that you prepared for her.</i>

1460
01:29:10.693 --> 01:29:14.436
<i>Except the last thing</i>
<i>she said was,</i>

1461
01:29:14.436 --> 01:29:15.785
<i>"It is not real."</i>

1462
01:29:15.785 --> 01:29:17.961
...not... real...

1463
01:29:18.570 --> 01:29:21.268
Maybe she was trying
to tell us

1464
01:29:21.268 --> 01:29:23.575
that the miracle wasn't real.

1465
01:29:25.316 --> 01:29:26.361
Ah.

1466
01:29:27.797 --> 01:29:29.494
You see what I mean when I say

1467
01:29:29.494 --> 01:29:31.409
something happened
that you didn't expect?

1468
01:29:32.018 --> 01:29:35.370
I think you gave her a script,
and she went off the book,

1469
01:29:35.370 --> 01:29:37.023
and now you're
trying to recover.

1470
01:29:39.112 --> 01:29:40.940
Well, if that's right,
then, uh,

1471
01:29:42.464 --> 01:29:44.770
there'd have to be another way
into this basement, yeah?

1472
01:29:45.815 --> 01:29:46.946
Shall we have a look?

1473
01:29:54.389 --> 01:29:55.564
I don't think there is.

1474
01:29:56.260 --> 01:29:57.435
No.

1475
01:29:58.044 --> 01:29:59.916
I'm not doing very well,

1476
01:29:59.916 --> 01:30:01.352
Sister Paxton.

1477
01:30:01.744 --> 01:30:03.572
Unless...

1478
01:31:03.022 --> 01:31:04.502
Which means that...

1479
01:31:05.895 --> 01:31:07.505
there would have to be
a dead body down there

1480
01:31:07.505 --> 01:31:09.202
if you were right, huh?

1481
01:31:09.202 --> 01:31:10.290
Correct.

1482
01:31:11.335 --> 01:31:12.597
How will you
test your theory?

1483
01:31:13.293 --> 01:31:14.643
I don't know.

1484
01:31:15.905 --> 01:31:17.689
But will you go
into that hole and

1485
01:31:18.429 --> 01:31:19.996
see if there's
somebody down there?

1486
01:31:19.996 --> 01:31:21.345
If I have to.

1487
01:31:22.172 --> 01:31:23.434
Why would you
do that?

1488
01:31:25.305 --> 01:31:27.830
Because I want
to know the truth,

1489
01:31:28.395 --> 01:31:30.528
and because the only way out
is through.

1490
01:31:31.660 --> 01:31:32.878
Robert Frost?

1491
01:31:33.531 --> 01:31:34.619
<i>Swamp Thing.</i>

1492
01:31:38.188 --> 01:31:39.537
Don't go into that cellar...

1493
01:31:41.539 --> 01:31:43.236
unless you are prepared

1494
01:31:43.236 --> 01:31:45.238
to discover the one,
true religion.

1495
01:32:29.456 --> 01:32:30.936
I knew it.

1496
01:34:55.777 --> 01:34:56.952
Hey.

1497
01:35:20.584 --> 01:35:22.412
Sorry about the cold.

1498
01:35:25.067 --> 01:35:26.285
Have you figured it out yet?

1499
01:35:29.854 --> 01:35:31.247
I think so.

1500
01:35:33.162 --> 01:35:34.337
So what is it?

1501
01:35:35.468 --> 01:35:39.995
What is the one,
true religion, Sister P?

1502
01:35:42.954 --> 01:35:44.086
It's...

1503
01:35:51.310 --> 01:35:53.051
When we first arrived,

1504
01:35:53.791 --> 01:35:56.011
you left us alone
in your living room.

1505
01:35:57.969 --> 01:36:00.406
<i>We thought you were talking</i>
<i>to your wife,</i>

1506
01:36:00.406 --> 01:36:02.582
<i>but you were doing</i>
<i>something else.</i>

1507
01:36:03.453 --> 01:36:04.628
I was.

1508
01:36:05.063 --> 01:36:07.936
You took a key
from Sister Barnes' coat,

1509
01:36:07.936 --> 01:36:11.330
went outside to unlock
our bikes and hide them.

1510
01:36:15.813 --> 01:36:18.337
<i>I noticed your hair was wet</i>
<i>when you came back</i>

1511
01:36:18.337 --> 01:36:21.123
<i> with the drinks, like you were</i>
<i>out in the storm.</i>

1512
01:36:21.601 --> 01:36:23.212
You did this, I assume,
because you didn't want

1513
01:36:23.212 --> 01:36:24.517
the Elder to find our bikes

1514
01:36:24.517 --> 01:36:25.518
when he came back
looking for us.

1515
01:36:27.042 --> 01:36:28.391
But there was something else
on your mind.

1516
01:36:29.827 --> 01:36:31.568
There was.

1517
01:36:33.309 --> 01:36:34.658
<i>You returned</i>
<i>the bike key</i>

1518
01:36:34.658 --> 01:36:36.573
<i>to the wrong coat pocket.</i>

1519
01:36:37.748 --> 01:36:39.706
<i>We thought this was a mistake</i>
<i>you made.</i>

1520
01:36:39.706 --> 01:36:40.751
Key.

1521
01:36:42.492 --> 01:36:44.233
But now I know it wasn't.

1522
01:36:44.233 --> 01:36:45.800
Why?

1523
01:36:47.323 --> 01:36:50.456
You gave the bike lock
to one of your prophets,

1524
01:36:50.456 --> 01:36:53.851
instructed them to lock
the final cellar door with it.

1525
01:36:53.851 --> 01:36:56.811
But why, why, why?
Why did I do that?

1526
01:36:57.899 --> 01:36:59.857
Because you wanted me to know

1527
01:36:59.857 --> 01:37:02.860
the only reason
I'm standing here right now

1528
01:37:02.860 --> 01:37:04.644
is because it is exactly

1529
01:37:04.644 --> 01:37:06.690
where you want me
to be standing.

1530
01:37:07.778 --> 01:37:10.128
I'm not here
because I chose to be.

1531
01:37:10.128 --> 01:37:12.435
I'm here because you made me
choose to be.

1532
01:37:12.435 --> 01:37:14.306
Oh.

1533
01:37:14.306 --> 01:37:18.310
Because you want me to believe
the one, true religion is...

1534
01:37:20.138 --> 01:37:21.574
...control.

1535
01:37:27.319 --> 01:37:28.930
That is exactly right.

1536
01:37:31.410 --> 01:37:34.457
Religion is just
a system of control...

1537
01:37:36.938 --> 01:37:38.678
It's okay.

1538
01:37:38.678 --> 01:37:40.332
I'll help you.

1539
01:37:40.332 --> 01:37:41.812
No, you see,
that's what's so interesting.

1540
01:37:41.812 --> 01:37:43.422
They don't want your help.

1541
01:37:43.422 --> 01:37:45.250
They...
they are exactly

1542
01:37:45.250 --> 01:37:46.512
where they chose to be.

1543
01:37:46.512 --> 01:37:48.036
But you killed that woman.

1544
01:37:48.036 --> 01:37:49.341
I disagree.

1545
01:37:49.341 --> 01:37:51.778
She... She chose to eat
a poisoned pie

1546
01:37:51.778 --> 01:37:53.824
because of her profound faith.

1547
01:37:53.824 --> 01:37:57.654
It is called drinking the...
anyone?

1548
01:37:59.482 --> 01:38:00.831
Kool-Aid.

1549
01:38:00.831 --> 01:38:01.919
It is true...

1550
01:38:02.485 --> 01:38:04.922
that I keep these ladies
a little chilly,

1551
01:38:04.922 --> 01:38:06.445
and a little peckish,

1552
01:38:06.445 --> 01:38:07.882
for which I am very sorry.
Sorry, ladies.

1553
01:38:08.534 --> 01:38:10.362
But only for the same reason

1554
01:38:10.362 --> 01:38:11.842
that your church goes to Haiti

1555
01:38:11.842 --> 01:38:13.888
to give out Bibles
after a hurricane.

1556
01:38:14.323 --> 01:38:16.412
It's easier to control

1557
01:38:16.978 --> 01:38:19.023
someone who has lost...

1558
01:38:19.023 --> 01:38:20.546
...everything.

1559
01:38:20.546 --> 01:38:22.418
You're absolutely right.
She did go off-book.

1560
01:38:24.855 --> 01:38:26.596
Why do you do this?

1561
01:38:26.596 --> 01:38:27.858
The question is,

1562
01:38:28.337 --> 01:38:29.991
why do you all let me?

1563
01:38:34.821 --> 01:38:36.911
Sorry...

1564
01:38:36.911 --> 01:38:39.000
You are here
because the ideas of others

1565
01:38:39.000 --> 01:38:41.132
have influenced every single
decision you've made

1566
01:38:41.132 --> 01:38:43.787
since the day you were born,
and I've been able to predict

1567
01:38:43.787 --> 01:38:45.963
every decision you would make
tonight because of that.

1568
01:38:53.753 --> 01:38:55.190
You have allowed them

1569
01:38:55.190 --> 01:38:57.192
to dictate
every decision of your life.

1570
01:38:58.976 --> 01:39:01.936
They decide who you worship,

1571
01:39:02.762 --> 01:39:05.548
where you worship,
what you worship.

1572
01:39:07.942 --> 01:39:11.554
They even dictate the garments
you wear under your clothes.

1573
01:39:12.685 --> 01:39:13.773
The what?

1574
01:39:15.384 --> 01:39:17.168
Your magic underwear.

1575
01:40:39.381 --> 01:40:40.991
No... No...

1576
01:40:40.991 --> 01:40:42.079
No...

1577
01:41:58.851 --> 01:42:00.331
Pray...

1578
01:42:03.160 --> 01:42:04.205
Pray.

1579
01:42:10.994 --> 01:42:12.517
Pray for us.

1580
01:42:17.043 --> 01:42:18.958
Praying...

1581
01:42:18.958 --> 01:42:20.612
...doesn't work.

1582
01:42:27.053 --> 01:42:30.187
Have you ever heard of
the great prayer experiment?

1583
01:42:36.193 --> 01:42:38.413
They divided patients
into groups.

1584
01:42:38.413 --> 01:42:41.938
Those who received prayers
and those who didn't.

1585
01:42:45.724 --> 01:42:48.118
The results of the study
were conclusive.

1586
01:42:48.640 --> 01:42:50.294
It doesn't work.

1587
01:42:51.208 --> 01:42:52.601
But I think it's beautiful

1588
01:42:52.601 --> 01:42:54.255
that we all pray
for each other...

1589
01:42:55.734 --> 01:42:57.954
...even though
we all probably know

1590
01:42:57.954 --> 01:42:59.825
it doesn't make a difference.

1591
01:43:02.785 --> 01:43:06.180
It's just nice to think about
someone other than yourself.

1592
01:43:08.312 --> 01:43:09.705
Even if it's you.

1593
01:43:22.979 --> 01:43:24.763
...I'm grateful
for all the trials

1594
01:43:24.763 --> 01:43:26.417
you've given me in my life.

1595
01:43:28.202 --> 01:43:31.161
And for your path
that you've laid out for me.

1596
01:43:31.161 --> 01:43:34.120
Quietly.

1597
01:45:16.092 --> 01:45:17.528
Goodbye, Sister.

1598
01:47:12.904 --> 01:47:17.822
♪ <i>Mama take this badge</i>
<i>off me ♪</i>

1599
01:47:22.131 --> 01:47:27.441
♪ <i>I can't use it anymore ♪</i>

1600
01:47:31.662 --> 01:47:37.451
♪ <i>It's getting dark</i>
<i>too dark to see ♪</i>

1601
01:47:41.455 --> 01:47:47.548
<i>♪ I feel like I'm knockin' on</i>
<i>Heaven's door ♪</i>

1602
01:47:51.508 --> 01:47:56.948
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'</i>
<i>on Heaven's door ♪</i>

1603
01:48:01.257 --> 01:48:06.218
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'</i>
<i>on Heaven's door ♪</i>

1604
01:48:10.919 --> 01:48:16.272
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'</i>
<i>on Heaven's door ♪</i>

1605
01:48:20.711 --> 01:48:25.934
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'</i>
<i>on Heaven's door ♪</i>

1606
01:48:49.871 --> 01:48:55.006
♪ <i>Mama put my guns</i>
<i>in the ground ♪</i>

1607
01:48:59.576 --> 01:49:04.755
♪ <i>I can't shoot them anymore ♪</i>

1608
01:49:08.933 --> 01:49:14.635
♪ <i>That long black cloud</i>
<i>is comin' down ♪</i>

1609
01:49:18.943 --> 01:49:24.427
♪ <i>Feels like I'm knockin' on</i>
<i>Heaven's door ♪</i>

1610
01:49:28.823 --> 01:49:34.263
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'</i>
<i>on Heaven's door ♪</i>

1611
01:49:38.484 --> 01:49:43.577
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'</i>
<i>on Heaven's door ♪</i>

1612
01:49:48.407 --> 01:49:53.499
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'</i>
<i>on Heaven's door ♪</i>

1613
01:49:58.243 --> 01:50:02.243
<i>♪ Knock-knock-knockin'</i>
<i>on Heaven's door ♪</i>