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[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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PAXTON: I heard Magnum condoms
are basically
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the same size
as regular condoms.
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BARNES: Mmm-mmm.
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PAXTON: Which makes you
think, like,
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what else do we believe
just because of marketing?
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Like, if you grew up
being told
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the Book of Mormon is fake,
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you'd probably believe
it was fake 'cause
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that's what you were told.
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BARNES: No, Magnums are huge.
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My sister said her ex-husband
had a scary big peen,
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like, frighteningly big,
and they had to wear Magnums.
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PAXTON: [SIGHS]
Sounds made up.
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- BARNES: Elephant trunk.
- [CROW CAWING]
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[CLICKS TONGUE] Yup.
That's what she would call it.
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[PAXTON EXHALES]
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PAXTON: I was
watching this video,
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I'm not sure where I saw it.
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It was these two people
having intercourse,
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um, sexual intercourse,
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sex, and, uh,
and a cameraman filming them.
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Like an amateur
porno... nography type thing?
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Um, and the girl in the video
was moaning loudly,
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as in typical, I assume,
in that kind of video.
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Just screaming.
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And then, all of a sudden,
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off camera, in the hallway,
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you hear this lady yell,
through the wall,
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"We can hear you!"
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And the couple stop sex-ing.
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And the look of embarrassment
and horror on their faces
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was so painful.
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And the porno-girl
who's, like,
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taking it from behind-ish,
says something defiant, like,
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"Good!" under her breath,
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but you can literally
see her soul
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being sucked out of her body,
right then and there.
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All of her dignity gone,
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as if realizing
for the first time, like,
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"Wow, this is my life,
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"I'm f-ing a stranger
on camera for money."
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And I just thought,
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"Like, wow,
that is really poignant."
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Because, like, in that moment,
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I was like, "Yeah."
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God's real.
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We have souls.
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It's divine confirmation.
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Do you watch a lot of...
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- No! I do not! No.
- [CHUCKLES]
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- I do not watch porno-ography.
- Okay, okay.
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No.
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- It's okay.
- No! I said no!
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- I'm not!
- Mmm-hmm. I know.
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- Not a pornography watcher.
- Okay. Okay. [LAUGHING]
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Oh, I hope this goes well.
[SIGHS]
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I know it's not a competition,
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but I haven't baptized
a single investigator
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on my mission yet. [SNIFFS]
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It's okay,
I've only converted,
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- like, eight or nine people.
- Eight or nine?
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Balls.
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Anyway, what do you think
about what I was saying?
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The porno thing?
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Like...
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How has God shown you
that the church is true?
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I don't know.
I guess I haven't really...
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I haven't really
thought about it.
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But you know it's true.
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[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
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PAXTON: If ye receive
no witness
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until after the trial
of your faith...
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- If ye receive no witness...
- [PANTING]
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BARNES: Who do we have...
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after this couple again?
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PAXTON: I think we have
the bald guy we met at Costco.
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BARNES: Okay. Oh, yeah.
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PAXTON: Okay, for every flight
of stairs...
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BARNES: Yeah?
PAXTON: ...our husband
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- gets five times hotter.
- [BARNES LAUGHS]
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Hi, good afternoon, ma'am.
My name is Sister Barnes,
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and this is my companion,
Sister Paxton.
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Are you interested in learning
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about our savior,
Jesus Christ?
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[SIGHS WEARILY] Okay.
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- Hi!
- Good afternoon.
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- Hi, are you interest...
- My name is, uh,
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Sister Barnes, and...
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PAXTON: You ever feel
like when you sing,
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it's, like,
too high or too low?
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BARNES: I don't really
like to sing.
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PAXTON: I think you have
a beautiful voice.
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I know I don't have
a beautiful voice, but...
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BARNES: No, you do. You do.
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PAXTON: I enjoy it.
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[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
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Oh, my gosh.
I already love these girls.
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SORORITY GIRL: Hey...
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[GIRLS LAUGHING]
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- [CAR HONKS]
- [GIRLS SCREAM]
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SORORITY GIRL: Sorry!
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[GIRLS LAUGHING]
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Sorry! Can we get a pic?
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Oh, of course!
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Uh, here.
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- Is it true?
- Is what true?
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- Do you wear magic underwear?
- What?
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- [PAXTON GASPS]
- [CAR HONKS]
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[GIRLS LAUGHING]
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Oh, my gosh!
Come on, let's go.
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[GIRLS LAUGHING]
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[BICYCLE SPOKES CLACKING]
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- [WIND WHISTLING]
- [PAXTON SOBBING]
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[SNIFFLES]
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[EXHALES]
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This is it.
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[SOFT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
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PAXTON:
People think we're weird.
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What do you mean?
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I don't know.
That South Parkmusical
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kind of makes fun of us.
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I listened
to some of the songs,
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and they're actually
pretty funny.
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[LOCK CLICKS]
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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Anyway, who...
who cares what people think?
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You're awesome.
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Thanks.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[RAIN PATTERING]
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
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PAXTON: [WHISPERING]
Hi, I'm Sister Paxton. Hi.
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Hello, I'm Sister Paxton.
This is my companion,
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Sister Barnes.
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God chooses prophets,
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- such as Adam,
- [THUNDER RUMBLING]
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Noah, Abraham and Moses.
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The prophets teach about God
and receive revelation.
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All right.
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Let's get you a baptism.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Okay.
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[THUD]
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[FLOORBOARD CREAKING]
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[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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[LOCK CLICKS]
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Ah!
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Good afternoon.
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- Hi. [CHUCKLES]
- Good afternoon.
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- Hi.
- Good afternoon.
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I'm Sister Paxton, and this is
my companion, Sister Barnes.
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Um, are you Mr. Reed?
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I am. Hello to you.
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- Hello. Wait.
- Hi.
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You are Paxton,
you are Barnes.
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- Barnes?
- Um, no. I'm...
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- Paxton, Barnes.
- Barnes, yes.
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- Paxton, Barnes.
- BARNES: Yeah.
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Mr. Reed, it's so nice
to meet you, finally.
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We were just in the area,
and we wanted to stop by
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because you mentioned
you might be interested
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in learning more about
the Church of Jesus Christ
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of Latter-day Saints?
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[PAXTON AND BARNES CHUCKLE]
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Mr. Reed, we would like
to give you this booklet,
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as it will help you
understand the restoration.
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I... I actually
have one already,
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but, um, you can never
have too many.
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It... it tells you
all the ways
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the Heavenly Father
can reveal His gospel.
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- As a part of His plan...
- Thank you.
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...God chooses prophets,
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such as Adam, Noah, Abraham
and Moses.
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- Uh, prophets...
- Yeah, well, talking of Noah...
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[CHUCKLING] ...it is very,
very wet.
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...teach about God
and receive revelation,
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and they interpret
the word of God, and preach
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the gospel to the world,
and because of Apostasy...
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Would you like to come inside?
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...people lose knowledge
of the gospel.
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Do you have a girl roommate?
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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A girl, who?
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BARNES: A... a roommate?
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We can't come inside unless
another woman is present
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but, um, we can, uh,
stay out here
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in the doorway,
if that's fine with you?
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It's just for safety.
We don't mind the rain.
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Well, my wife is home.
Does that count?
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- Yeah!
- Perfect.
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When you said "roommate,"
I panicked. I...
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I haven't had a roommate
since, uh...
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Anyway, I... I have a soulmate
and that is good enough?
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- Yes!
- That's great!
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We'd love to come in
and meet your wife.
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Then come on in!
Great!
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- Do you like pie?
- Yeah!
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MR. REED: My wife has pie
in the oven.
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I've gained so much weight
on my mission.
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People are always
feeding us treats.
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We never seem
to turn them down. [CHUCKLES]
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Well, my wife loves to bake.
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[PAXTON AND BARNES CHUCKLE]
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- May I take your coats?
- BARNES: Oh, yes.
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[SIGHS] I really love pie.
I'm super excited.
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My grandma used to make
the best pie.
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Okay, well, you and my wife
are gonna get on very well.
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- Great.
- Oh, one thing,
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the walls and ceilings
have metal in them.
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- I hope that's okay.
- We don't mind.
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Good!
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Well, I will go
and check on the snacks.
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Make yourselves at home.
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Thank you.
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[DOOR CREAKING]
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[CLOCK TICKING]
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[VELCRO TEARS]
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[GLASS CASE SHUTS]
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[SOFT CHUCKLE]
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[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CLOCK TICKING]
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[RAIN PATTERING]
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[WINGS FLUTTERING]
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- [GLASS CLINKING]
- [WINGS FLUTTERING]
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[FLOOR CREAKS]
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- [THUD]
- [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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[SIGHS]
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[ICE CUBES CLINKING
IN GLASSES]
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MR. REED:
My wife is being shy.
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[PAXTON CHUCKLES]
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But the pie, the pie is nigh.
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[LAUGHING]
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She'll have to be in the room
with us too.
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Yes, of course! Of course,
right. I understand.
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Please take a seat,
take a seat, take a seat.
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Couple of colas.
Help... help yourself.
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I think...
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it is good to be religious.
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Well, our work here is done.
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[CHUCKLES] No. I just want you
to know that before we start.
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Yeah, I think
that we would consider
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that refreshing to hear.
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Well, sometimes, it feels like
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maybe religion isn't at
the center of culture anymore.
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Well, it's fading, isn't it?
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Yeah, over time. Mm-hmm.
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Okay, are you ready
to hear about
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our Heavenly Father's
plan for you?
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I am! Wait.
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Where are you both from?
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Me? Ogden, Utah.
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One of eight daughters.
I know,
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- it's as bad as it sounds.
- [ALL CHUCKLE]
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And Sister Barnes
is from Salt Lake City.
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Uh, Philadelphia, originally.
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MR. REED: Ah.
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And you're both
raised in the church, yeah?
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Born and raised.
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My mother was a convert,
so, um,
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when my dad passed away,
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we auditioned
a few different churches,
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just to see what was out there
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and see if we still
believed in it.
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MR. REED:
I know that feeling.
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I know that feeling very well.
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It's so important
to find your faith
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in a doctrine
you actually believe,
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and that's a very,
very personal struggle.
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That is a personal challenge
that I have struggled with
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for a very, very long time.
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You know,
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what is the one,
true religion? [CHUCKLES]
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PAXTON: It's funny,
Sister Hall was telling us
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that we should
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prioritize other
investigators. [CHUCKLES]
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- Oh. [LAUGHS]
- Oh, but no! I...
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- [BARNES LAUGHING]
- I'm just saying
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that I could tell that you
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are a very spiritually
curious person,
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just like Joseph Smith.
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You know, Joseph investigated
many different denominations,
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Presbyterian, Methodist,
Catholicism.
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And none of them quite fit,
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which is why
Joseph founded our church.
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BARNES: Mm-hmm.
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As I understand it,
stop me when I go wrong,
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he was visited in the night
by an angel called Morony.
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PAXTON: Moroni.
BARNES: Moroni. Yeah.
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Moroni, who showed him
where he could locate
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some golden plates
near his home.
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His mysterious translation
of those plates
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form the basis of this.
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- [LOUD THUD]
- [PAXTON AND BARNES LAUGH]
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PAXTON: Wow!
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No, you read more than we do!
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- [MR. REED CHUCKLES]
- No, seriously,
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we should be more like you,
Mr. Reed!
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[CHUCKLES] Mr. "Read."
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[LAUGHING]
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The pie smells amazing.
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And now that you've been
studying The Book of Mormon,
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how does it make you feel?
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Can you guess
what kind of pie she's making?
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
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Is it...
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blueberry pie?
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MR. REED: It is blueberry pie!
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- PAXTON: Yes! I knew it!
- [CHUCKLES]
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- My favorite!
- [ALL CHUCKLING]
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Going back, can I ask
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how did your father pass away?
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- Um...
- MR. REED: I'm sorry.
322
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- I shouldn't...
- Lou Gehrig's disease.
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Blueberry disease?
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[CHUCKLING] Okay, that's...
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That's... that's wonderful,
blueberry disease.
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Who wouldn't want that? Yeah.
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PAXTON: Uh...
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Lou Gehrig's disease.
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- Gehrig's.
- [GASPS]
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Oh, that's... that's awful.
331
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I'm so sorry.
I... I... I misheard.
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That is a malicious
affliction.
333
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I... I thought
you were making a joke
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about the pie. I'm sorry.
335
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Yeah.
336
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[INHALES SHARPLY]
337
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Have you seen any signs of
your father since he passed?
338
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Has he tried to communicate
from the other side?
339
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Mmm, no.
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Strange.
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Well, I'm...
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I'm really sorry,
and I'm sorry about the...
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- blueberry mix-up.
- [BARNES CHUCKLES]
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It's okay. [CHUCKLES]
345
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When I die, I want to come
back as a butterfly,
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just to follow around
the people I love.
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I'll land right on their hand.
348
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Not their arm, not their...
their head,
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right on their fingertip,
so they know it's me.
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- [RAPID TICKING]
- MR. REED: Ah.
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- BARNES: That's sweet.
- [LIGHTS CLICK]
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- [AUDIBLE VOLTAGE DROP]
- [METALLIC CLANK]
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- [INHALES SHARPLY]
- PAXTON: Oh!
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MR. REED: Apologies!
That is a foible of the house.
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[BARNES AND MR. REED CHUCKLE]
356
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I'm sorry. It does that.
It does that.
357
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,241
Um, well...
358
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Ladies, I can't see you now.
359
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- Um, I think it is time.
- Hmm.
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BARNES: Time for what?
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Time for pie!
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[SHOUTS] Pie!
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- [MR. REED LAUGHING]
- PAXTON: Woohoo!
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MR. REED: And, uh,
time for enlightenment.
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- [MR. REED CLAPS]
- BARNES: Oh?
366
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[PAXTON LAUGHS]
367
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MR. REED: I'm sorry, I should
have offered you water.
368
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The word of wisdom forbids
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caffeine and alcohol,
doesn't it?
370
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,741
Well, it doesn't, uh,
specifically mention soda.
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Sure, it may be healthier
to avoid caffeinated drinks,
372
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but we're just not thirsty.
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MR. REED: Aha.
374
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,706
How do you feel
about awkward questions?
375
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,882
The meme?
376
00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:13,320
Heh, no. I want to ask
an awkward, uh,
377
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,410
an icky question,
378
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,890
an insensitive question
that I think
379
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:22,068
will add depth
to our conversation
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very quickly
before the sun goes down
381
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and we're done
for the evening.
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But only if you're comfortable
with that.
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BARNES: Well, we won't know
if we're comfortable
384
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- until you ask, so...
- Fair point.
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BARNES:
Maybe you just ask?
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00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,209
Okay. [CLICKS TONGUE]
387
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,994
If you don't ask,
388
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,214
I'm gonna leave here wondering
what we missed out on.
389
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:41,348
Very well.
My question is this. Um...
390
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,524
[SIGHS]
391
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,265
Now I feel it's been
built up to. Uh...
392
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[PAXTON CHUCKLES]
393
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,485
Should I request a drum roll?
394
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:49,834
I'm going to request
a drum roll.
395
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,749
A drum roll please, ladies!
396
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- [PAXTON HUMS]
- [MR. REED LAUGHS]
397
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MR. REED: Keep going!
Keep going! Keep going!
398
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,668
More! More! More!
399
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,018
[PAXTON LAUGHING]
400
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,149
Now, I... I... I...
my question is,
401
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,672
how do you feel
about polygamy?
402
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,287
How do you... how do you feel
about the concept of
403
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:10,029
a man having multiple wives?
404
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:16,165
I mean, it's...
it's not for me, um...
405
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:19,516
BARNES: Are you asking
from a biblical perspective?
406
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,084
MR. REED: Uh, Mormonism
has a controversial history
407
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,303
with the misogynist practice
408
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,087
of men claiming
multiple wives.
409
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:28,656
But I am fascinated by
the idea of Modern Revelation,
410
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,701
which was used
to erase this behavior
411
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,225
from the church in 1890.
412
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:34,183
I just think
that's worthy of conversation.
413
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,185
Yeah? Uh...
414
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,578
And what I mean by that
415
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,406
is that we're discussing
a church that
416
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:41,147
decided that
a controversial practice
417
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,845
was a stain on its reputation,
and an actual hindrance
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00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:47,283
to recruiting new members,
and so it used revelation,
419
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,198
word of God
told unto the prophet
420
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,809
to banish a provocative
religious pillar
421
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,898
that seemed unsavory
in contemporary times.
422
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,510
Yeah, I know that, um,
423
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:59,469
it may be difficult
to understand, um,
424
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:02,646
but, uh, polygamy
was a spiritual mission
425
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,648
needed at the time in order
426
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,172
to grow the ranks
of our membership
427
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,739
in the wake of much hardship
and bloodshed.
428
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:11,525
Um...
a man having plural wives
429
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:15,268
meant more... more babies
to help the community grow.
430
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,966
Hmm.
431
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,795
[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
432
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,145
It's, yeah,
it's sketch for sure,
433
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,712
- to our modern brains.
- BARNES: And it was...
434
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,366
it was removed from the church
not just because
435
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,019
it was grotesque
or controversial,
436
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,805
but just because
it wasn't necessary anymore.
437
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:35,375
You see, I worry, and...
438
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:39,553
forgive my loud language,
439
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,337
uh, [CHUCKLES]
440
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,687
I worry that Joseph Smith
used the concept of polygamy
441
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:46,299
to legitimize his affairs
with other women.
442
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,389
I worry that Joseph's wife,
Emma Smith,
443
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:51,608
was upset when he slept
with Fanny Alger,
444
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:54,307
their sixteen-year-old maid.
445
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:57,179
I worry that
he formulated a plan
446
00:18:57,179 --> 00:19:00,269
to use revelation
for consequence-free sex
447
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,271
in the aftermath
of that indiscretion
448
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,577
and others like it.
449
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:08,886
You know, "With great power
comes great responsibility."
450
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:10,932
Spiderman.
451
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:12,716
Voltaire.
452
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,631
Right.
453
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,546
MR. REED: I guess what I would
pose to the room is my concern
454
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:19,854
that polygamy has no
spiritual bearing whatsoever.
455
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:23,379
That is somewhat
of a distortion, I think...
456
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,860
The church's own history
corroborates
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00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,123
and implies this...
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
458
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:30,604
...cynical
brainwashing tactic.
459
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:31,779
Is that true?
460
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,389
I... I... I'm sorry,
461
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,609
I... I'm not sure
where you're getting this.
462
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:39,178
If revelation by God
is filtered through man
463
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,703
and man is flawed
and man sins and man lies,
464
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:45,880
then how do we know
any of it's true?
465
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,361
We know it's true because
of how it makes us feel.
466
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,885
Bingo! [CHUCKLES]
That's exactly right!
467
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,800
That's exactly right.
Couldn't agree more.
468
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,456
It's our personal relationship
with God which matters.
469
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,285
Let us talk with our bishop
470
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,852
about some of the points
you're raising. Um...
471
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,724
Question. What's your
favorite fast food?
472
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,117
I try not to eat it.
473
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,902
None of us do, but go on,
we've all got one.
474
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,470
BARNES: Um...
475
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:13,037
Okay. Burger King is better
than Carl's Junior...
476
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,387
What's Carl's Junior?
477
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,953
Hardee's on the East Coast.
478
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:17,738
Burger King is better
than Hardee's
479
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:18,826
which is better
than Rally's...
480
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,349
- Rally's?
- Checkers.
481
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:21,959
- [MR. REED CHUCKLES]
- Burger King is better
482
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,874
than Hardee's,
which is better than Checkers,
483
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,049
which is better than Wendy's,
which is better than In-N-Out,
484
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,399
which is better
than McDonalds,
485
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:27,530
which is better
than Jack in the Box,
486
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,053
which is better than nothing.
487
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:30,490
Jack in the Box serves
breakfast all day.
488
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:31,447
- I love breakfast!
- [MR. REED CHUCKLES]
489
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:32,579
What about Taco Bell?
490
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:33,971
We don't talk about Taco Bell.
491
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,582
Why don't we talk
about Taco Bell?
492
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,540
We'd have to talk about
Taco Bell to talk about...
493
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,542
[CHUCKLES] why we don't
talk about Taco Bell.
494
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:42,197
All right, so...
so Burger King is number one.
495
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,764
- I think it's trash.
- Oh.
496
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,592
MR. REED: Right.
Not Jack in the Box.
497
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:46,767
I vote Wendy's.
498
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:47,855
I could support.
499
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,944
Good! Wendy's it is. Yeah.
500
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,293
Do you know?
I've never had a Wendy.
501
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,514
[CHUCKLES]
That came out wrong.
502
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,385
- [BARNES AND PAXTON CHUCKLE]
- It's okay.
503
00:20:56,385 --> 00:21:00,259
MR. REED: So when I started
studying theology,
504
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,304
the last thing
I wanted to do was find...
505
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,915
the Wendy's of religions.
506
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:07,309
I was just writing
a research paper
507
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,659
for a college class, and I was
content with dabbling.
508
00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:12,880
So, some McNuggets here,
BK Whopper over there,
509
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,709
whatever fit the mood.
[INHALES DEEPLY]
510
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:20,104
As I studied the genres,
McD, BK, In-N-Out,
511
00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:24,326
i.e., Mormonism, Scientology,
Islam, Buddhism,
512
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,763
as I got closer to God
513
00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:30,158
through genre
and rigorous study,
514
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:33,292
as I worked
on my personal relationship
515
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,207
with Heavenly Father,
and I think strengthened it,
516
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,906
do you know what I found?
517
00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:43,998
The more you know,
the less you know.
518
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:45,042
[CANDLE SIZZLING OUT]
519
00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:46,609
[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
520
00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:49,264
And by the time I was 50,
I was malnourished
521
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:52,615
from the fast food of religion
I'd been packing into my brain
522
00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:55,139
for the best part of a decade.
523
00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:58,621
Every sect, cult,
creed, denomination
524
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:01,015
all claimed to be the one,
true doctrine,
525
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:04,323
and yet none seemed true when
held under the microscope.
526
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:09,240
So I wondered
what else was out there.
527
00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:13,070
I promise you,
528
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:15,812
the last thing I wanted to do
529
00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,814
was find
the one true religion.
530
00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:22,645
But unfortunately, I did.
531
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,740
[UNSETTLING MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
532
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:36,485
Can we meet your wife?
533
00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:37,965
Please?
534
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:40,533
MR. REED: Of course, yes!
[CHUCKLES]
535
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:43,710
She just has to be present,
and we want
536
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,581
- to meet her as well.
- BARNES: Yeah.
537
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,105
Sorry. I'll... I'll go ask.
538
00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,374
[TIMER WINDING]
539
00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:59,465
[DOOR CREAKS]
540
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,380
[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]
541
00:23:06,776 --> 00:23:08,256
[DOOR OPENS]
542
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,910
[LIGHT BUZZING]
543
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,520
[CLOCK TICKING]
544
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,827
PAXTON: Sister Barnes,
I don't... I don't know.
545
00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:16,917
Yeah,
I don't want to spook him,
546
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,397
but we should wrap this.
547
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,747
Any messages?
548
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:24,838
- Nothing.
- [EXHALES]
549
00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,230
Okay. Um...
550
00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:29,364
let's just politely wrap this
and head back.
551
00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:31,801
PAXTON:
Just the highlights...
552
00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,890
[CRACKLING]
553
00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:40,897
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
554
00:23:45,772 --> 00:23:48,078
[SCRAPING]
555
00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:57,653
[GASPS]
556
00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:02,789
[CLOCK TICKING]
557
00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:08,229
- [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
- [CLOCK TICKING INTENSIFIES]
558
00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:11,537
- [DOOR OPENS]
- [MUSIC AND TICKING STOPS]
559
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:13,713
MR. REED:
And she is finally ready.
560
00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:15,497
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
561
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:17,064
[CHUCKLES] Sorry about that.
562
00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:22,330
[EXHALES] Come on through.
She's eager to... meet you.
563
00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:23,462
There we are.
564
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:26,029
- This way.
- Okay.
565
00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:29,163
[GLASSES CLINKING]
566
00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:37,084
One moment, Mr. Reed.
Uh, we're just getting a call
567
00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:38,738
from the Relief Society
president.
568
00:24:38,738 --> 00:24:40,217
- We'll be right there.
- Oh, do you need a minute?
569
00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:41,741
Hi.
570
00:24:41,741 --> 00:24:43,482
- This is Sister Barnes. Um...
- I'll wait.
571
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,570
- I'll wait on the other side.
- Yeah. Just one moment.
572
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:45,745
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
573
00:24:52,186 --> 00:24:54,144
[DOOR CREAKS, SHUTS]
574
00:24:57,626 --> 00:24:59,454
- [SOFTLY] Should we leave?
- [SOFTLY] Now?
575
00:24:59,454 --> 00:25:01,848
- [SOFTLY] Yeah?
- [SOFTLY] Yes? Yes.
576
00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,414
[EXHALES]
577
00:25:03,414 --> 00:25:05,286
- [FLOOR CREAKING]
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
578
00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:12,249
[TENSE MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
579
00:25:13,337 --> 00:25:14,425
What is it?
580
00:25:14,991 --> 00:25:16,427
Our bikes.
581
00:25:16,427 --> 00:25:17,472
Yeah?
582
00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:19,256
They're locked outside.
583
00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:20,344
So what?
584
00:25:21,084 --> 00:25:22,390
He has our coats.
585
00:25:23,696 --> 00:25:25,785
The key to the bike lock
is in my coat pocket.
586
00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:27,351
So we need our coats.
587
00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:28,396
Yeah.
588
00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:31,442
- We do.
- I don't know, do we?
589
00:25:31,442 --> 00:25:32,705
Walk back
without coats and bikes?
590
00:25:32,705 --> 00:25:34,054
What is that, two miles?
591
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,839
No, I think it's four.
592
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:38,319
It's a little over the top,
but I...
593
00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:40,103
I'm fine.
I'm fine to walk, yeah?
594
00:25:40,103 --> 00:25:42,410
[DOORKNOB RATTLING]
595
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:46,457
- It's stuck.
- Unlock it.
596
00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:48,068
[TENSE MUSIC BUILDS]
597
00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:50,766
[WHISPERS] There's no... lock.
598
00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:52,376
BARNES: [WHISPERING]
What? Pull harder.
599
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:53,987
Here. Here.
600
00:25:53,987 --> 00:25:56,250
[DOORKNOB RATTLING]
601
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,338
BARNES: All right.
602
00:25:57,338 --> 00:25:59,209
[RATTLING]
603
00:25:59,209 --> 00:26:00,994
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
604
00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:03,387
[PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY]
605
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,173
[BARNES GRUNTING]
606
00:26:06,173 --> 00:26:07,783
- [CREAKING]
- [DOOR CLOSES]
607
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:10,003
- [SHUSHES]
- [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
608
00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:11,831
[DISTANT FOOTSTEPS]
609
00:26:11,831 --> 00:26:13,310
[PAXTON SHUDDERS]
610
00:26:19,055 --> 00:26:20,404
BARNES: [WHISPERING]
Is he still there?
611
00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:23,451
PAXTON: [WHISPERING]
Didn't we hear him leave?
612
00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:24,670
BARNES: Are you sure?
613
00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:27,847
Should we ask him for help?
614
00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:29,065
No.
615
00:26:31,024 --> 00:26:32,155
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
616
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,810
Can you fit through this?
617
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,333
- PAXTON: You crazy?
- [SIGHS]
618
00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:37,726
[WIND BLOWING]
619
00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:39,641
Um, we should try Sister Hall,
okay?
620
00:26:41,251 --> 00:26:43,863
Or Elder Kennedy, just so
they know where we are.
621
00:26:44,428 --> 00:26:45,778
- [BARNES SIGHS HEAVILY]
- [PHONE BEEPS]
622
00:26:45,778 --> 00:26:47,127
[LINE RINGING]
623
00:26:47,127 --> 00:26:49,216
- [WIND GUSTING]
- [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
624
00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:57,267
[LINE BEEPING]
625
00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:59,182
[SIGHS]
It's not going through.
626
00:27:00,749 --> 00:27:02,621
It's the storm.
Keep trying, okay?
627
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,970
[PHONE BEEPS]
628
00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:06,668
- [BREATH TREMBLES]
- [LINE RINGING]
629
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,757
- [DOORKNOB RATTLING]
- [GRUNTS]
630
00:27:09,497 --> 00:27:11,542
[PANTING]
631
00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:12,979
[DOOR CREAKING]
632
00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:19,681
[WIND GUSTING]
633
00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:21,248
- [DOORKNOB RATTLES]
- [PANTING]
634
00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:23,293
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
- [BREATH TREMBLING]
635
00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:29,082
[EXHALES]
636
00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:30,170
Okay.
637
00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:33,652
We ask for help, hmm?
638
00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:37,438
It'll be fine.
639
00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:39,658
[OMINOUS CREAKING]
640
00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:43,139
[RAPID TICKING]
641
00:27:43,531 --> 00:27:45,359
- [LIGHTS CLICK]
- [GASPS]
642
00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:53,367
[FOOTSTEPS]
643
00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:54,498
[TIMER WINDING]
644
00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:55,586
[CRANKING]
645
00:28:01,505 --> 00:28:03,638
[FLOOR CREAKING LIGHTLY]
646
00:28:03,638 --> 00:28:05,684
[BREATH TREMBLING]
647
00:28:17,391 --> 00:28:19,480
[FLOOR CREAKING LIGHTLY]
648
00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:23,614
[FLOOR CREAKING]
649
00:28:23,614 --> 00:28:25,486
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
650
00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:30,621
PAXTON: Mr. Reed?
651
00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:50,946
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
652
00:28:56,691 --> 00:28:58,127
[MUSIC FADES OUT]
653
00:28:58,127 --> 00:29:00,303
[SIGHS, CHUCKLES]
654
00:29:06,962 --> 00:29:09,051
[DOOR LOCK CLICKS]
655
00:29:09,051 --> 00:29:10,749
[JUST LIKE A BUTTERFLY THAT'S
CAUGHT IN THE RAINPLAYING]
656
00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:14,274
[DOOR CREAKS]
657
00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:32,640
And there they are! Welcome.
658
00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:37,166
Mr. Reed, you have been
too generous with your time.
659
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,951
Sister Paxton and I
were just saying
660
00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:40,648
what a pleasure it's been.
661
00:29:40,648 --> 00:29:43,172
Um, but we just got off
the phone with Sister Hall,
662
00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:45,653
and she needs us
to return to the church.
663
00:29:45,653 --> 00:29:47,742
- MR. REED: Oh! Oh, well...
- Unfortunately, yeah.
664
00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:50,876
I won't keep you
if you wish to leave.
665
00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:53,792
We've been summoned back.
666
00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:55,402
Yeah.
667
00:29:56,272 --> 00:29:57,578
Damn it! Damn it,
'cause we were just
668
00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:59,275
getting started, weren't we?
669
00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:01,103
You know, you had me thinking
that maybe you were
670
00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:03,802
onto something
with your visit. [CHUCKLES]
671
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,761
I've been impressed,
but I understand.
672
00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:09,068
Uh, yeah, your coats are here,
673
00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:10,504
hanging on the back
of the pew.
674
00:30:10,504 --> 00:30:11,853
Excuse me one moment.
675
00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,899
Yeah.
676
00:30:13,899 --> 00:30:15,422
[JUST LIKE A BUTTERFLY THAT'S
CAUGHT IN THE RAINPLAYING]
677
00:30:26,999 --> 00:30:28,217
[THUD]
678
00:30:31,394 --> 00:30:33,570
[WATER SPLASHING]
679
00:30:45,495 --> 00:30:46,845
[MOUTHING] Key.
680
00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:07,256
So... so we just, uh,
need your help
681
00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:08,649
with the door. Um...
682
00:31:08,649 --> 00:31:10,520
It's...it's a little tricky.
683
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,218
I'm sorry?
684
00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:14,176
PAXTON: I think your door is
a bit stuck out there.
685
00:31:14,829 --> 00:31:16,004
The door won't open.
686
00:31:17,092 --> 00:31:18,572
PAXTON:
The front door.
687
00:31:18,572 --> 00:31:20,139
Yeah, the front door
won't open again.
688
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:22,924
It opened when we came in.
689
00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,708
- [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
- MR. REED: Yeah. [CHUCKLES]
690
00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:26,667
Maybe if you unlock it,
it will open?
691
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:28,712
No, no, I... I... I understand
what you're asking me,
692
00:31:28,712 --> 00:31:29,888
but, uh,
693
00:31:30,714 --> 00:31:33,021
the deadbolts are on a timer.
694
00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:35,415
I got carried away
with our conversation,
695
00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:37,286
I didn't realize the brace
had been set.
696
00:31:37,286 --> 00:31:39,332
I should have pulled the pin
when you came in,
697
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,900
but I forgot.
So if you are now
698
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,945
regrettably ready to leave,
699
00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:45,686
you'll have to exit
through the back of my house.
700
00:31:47,775 --> 00:31:49,472
Uh, where?
701
00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:50,778
Just through here.
702
00:31:53,085 --> 00:31:55,783
Well, can you just unlock
the front one, please?
703
00:31:55,783 --> 00:31:57,916
We would like to go that way.
704
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,961
Just so we don't
get turned around
705
00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:02,355
and confused
when we get outside.
706
00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:05,488
Yeah, it won't open again
'til morning.
707
00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:10,624
[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
708
00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:12,060
Please, sir?
709
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:13,627
MR. REED: Oh, I'm sorry.
710
00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:16,021
I promise you,
it's safe to leave this way.
711
00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,239
Huh?
712
00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:24,072
It's a little unusual
to have a door
713
00:32:24,072 --> 00:32:27,336
that, um, locks on a timer?
714
00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:28,468
MR. REED: Uh...
715
00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:30,557
Yes, well, I see that.
716
00:32:30,557 --> 00:32:32,515
[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
717
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,300
And it's...
718
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:36,780
Well, it's a little unusual
that it can't be unlocked.
719
00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:38,478
MR. REED: No,
I... I... I know.
720
00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:42,090
I am self-aware enough to know
how this might look.
721
00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:44,875
Older man, two young women
in his house,
722
00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:47,530
but I assure you,
you are welcome to leave
723
00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:48,879
through...through the back.
724
00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:50,316
You saw my house
from the outside, right?
725
00:32:50,316 --> 00:32:51,708
BARNES: Mm-hmm.
MR. REED: Right!
726
00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:53,014
So, you know
it's a tiny footprint.
727
00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:54,276
The back of the house
is just there.
728
00:32:54,276 --> 00:32:55,451
[INHALES] Yeah.
729
00:32:57,584 --> 00:33:01,066
Anyway, I will leave you space
to make your decision freely.
730
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:02,197
Yeah.
731
00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:14,905
To clarify, I am trying...
732
00:33:14,905 --> 00:33:17,430
have been trying very hard
to make it a point
733
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,866
not to pressure you,
734
00:33:18,866 --> 00:33:20,520
so you shouldn't even
feel the need
735
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,392
to fabricate a story
about someone from your ward
736
00:33:23,392 --> 00:33:26,265
calling you to leave.
It's... perfectly fine.
737
00:33:26,265 --> 00:33:27,440
Leave when you want.
738
00:33:27,962 --> 00:33:31,313
It wasn't an excuse,
they do need us back.
739
00:33:31,313 --> 00:33:33,228
No, I know, but you're saying
you took a call
740
00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:34,316
with someone from your ward.
741
00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:35,752
Yeah, a moment ago.
742
00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:38,059
But when you came inside,
I asked if you were okay
743
00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:39,974
with the metal in the walls
and ceilings.
744
00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:41,671
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
745
00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:43,238
What do you mean?
746
00:33:43,891 --> 00:33:46,415
I mean that the metal
obstructs cell phone signals,
747
00:33:46,415 --> 00:33:48,765
so I do know
you didn't take a call. But...
748
00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:50,898
[CHUCKLES] Just to be clear,
749
00:33:50,898 --> 00:33:52,682
so you're comfortable,
750
00:33:52,682 --> 00:33:55,729
it is totally fine for you
to leave on your own accord.
751
00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:58,688
You never need to feel like
you have to... [SIGHS]
752
00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:01,343
...make excuses or...
or tell me little...
753
00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:03,041
little... little white lies.
754
00:34:04,781 --> 00:34:06,522
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
755
00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:14,400
So which door
takes us outside?
756
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,010
MR. REED: Pff.
757
00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:18,012
Well... [CHUCKLES]
do you have a preference?
758
00:34:18,012 --> 00:34:21,102
Wh... why would I
have a preference?
759
00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:23,626
PAXTON: Should we have
a preference?
760
00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:25,237
That is a fair question.
761
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,415
Not to be completely weird,
but can your wife
762
00:34:29,415 --> 00:34:32,200
please just step in the room,
763
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,376
say hello and walk us
to the back of the house?
764
00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:35,812
I'm not trying to be silly,
765
00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:37,727
I promise, I'm really not,
766
00:34:37,727 --> 00:34:41,296
but there are rules we follow,
and we were upfront with them.
767
00:34:42,732 --> 00:34:43,951
I will ask.
768
00:34:52,438 --> 00:34:55,049
Can I ask you
a question first?
769
00:34:55,049 --> 00:34:57,095
[TENSE MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
770
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,620
Do you...
771
00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:05,451
still believe that my wife
is in the next room?
772
00:35:06,756 --> 00:35:09,455
Despite all the evidence
to the contrary,
773
00:35:09,455 --> 00:35:11,109
the scented candle,
774
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:14,112
the absence of an oven
with blueberry pie?
775
00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:18,725
Or have you been politely
indulging a lie?
776
00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:20,944
If you still believe that
she's in there, I'll go ask,
777
00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:23,164
but it's something
I want you to think about
778
00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:24,513
and maybe think about
779
00:35:24,513 --> 00:35:26,907
in the context
of your beliefs.
780
00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:28,300
[FOOTSTEPS]
781
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:30,171
Do you believe in God because
782
00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:32,739
somebody told you
at an impressionable age
783
00:35:32,739 --> 00:35:35,524
that God is real,
despite having doubts
784
00:35:35,524 --> 00:35:38,005
as you got older, despite...
785
00:35:38,005 --> 00:35:40,138
seeing evidence to
the contrary your whole lives?
786
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,965
When your father
lost control of his body,
787
00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:44,925
did you think it was
God's plan to ruin his life?
788
00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:47,232
Or did you go on
believing something
789
00:35:47,232 --> 00:35:50,017
that you know is not true
just to give you comfort
790
00:35:50,017 --> 00:35:51,671
because you were afraid
of what it might mean
791
00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:53,673
if it was all a lie?
792
00:35:55,675 --> 00:35:57,981
I put the scented candle
on the table
793
00:35:57,981 --> 00:35:59,983
because I wanted you to think
794
00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:01,637
about the things
that you believe
795
00:36:01,637 --> 00:36:04,510
just because somebody
asked you to believe them.
796
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,298
Can...
797
00:36:11,995 --> 00:36:13,214
Can we use your phone?
798
00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:14,911
Please?
799
00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:18,001
I... I don't have a telephone.
800
00:36:27,097 --> 00:36:31,276
You have a really
beautiful home, Mr. Reed.
801
00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:33,408
It's like a church in here.
802
00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:34,670
Did you build it yourself?
803
00:36:35,671 --> 00:36:36,890
My wife built it.
804
00:36:37,499 --> 00:36:39,327
- [WATER POURING]
- [CLACK]
805
00:36:39,327 --> 00:36:41,416
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
806
00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:47,292
We're gonna leave
807
00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:49,946
through the back
of your house.
808
00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:51,034
Now, is that okay?
809
00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:52,122
MR. REED: Of course.
810
00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:55,474
BARNES: Just like you said,
it's okay,
811
00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:58,477
and we can leave, right?
812
00:36:58,477 --> 00:36:59,521
MR. REED: That's right.
813
00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:01,784
[TENSE MUSIC BUILDS]
814
00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:18,497
[DOOR CREAKING]
815
00:37:18,497 --> 00:37:20,803
[MUSIC FADES OUT]
816
00:37:23,632 --> 00:37:24,764
What is it?
817
00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:26,592
[OMINOUS MUSIC RISES]
818
00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:35,122
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [MUSIC FADES OUT]
819
00:37:35,122 --> 00:37:37,603
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- Sister Barnes?
820
00:37:46,568 --> 00:37:48,744
[DOOR CREAKING]
821
00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:53,967
That's a basement.
822
00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:56,099
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
823
00:37:57,318 --> 00:37:59,973
It doesn't look like
this goes outside.
824
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,285
[WIND GUSTING]
825
00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:12,986
[SLOW, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
PLAYING]
826
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,302
[WIND GUSTING]
827
00:38:29,002 --> 00:38:31,221
[TREE BRANCHES CREAKING]
828
00:38:32,222 --> 00:38:34,050
[BUCKET RATTLING]
829
00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:36,357
[SIGHS]
830
00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:38,185
[WATER RUNNING]
831
00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:46,236
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
832
00:38:51,938 --> 00:38:53,679
[WIND HOWLING]
833
00:38:55,028 --> 00:38:58,161
I think that you can
tell that we're regrettably
834
00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:01,774
uncomfortable with this
situation here tonight.
835
00:39:01,774 --> 00:39:03,341
[CLICK]
836
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:06,126
I'm sorry, but didn't you just
say a moment ago
837
00:39:06,126 --> 00:39:08,128
that you saw the outside
of my house?
838
00:39:08,781 --> 00:39:11,000
- So then you clearly saw...
- [DOOR CREAKING]
839
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,133
...that the back of my house
overhangs a hill,
840
00:39:13,742 --> 00:39:16,615
so you would know
that you have to go down...
841
00:39:16,615 --> 00:39:18,486
[SHUDDERS]
842
00:39:18,486 --> 00:39:20,183
...in order to go out.
843
00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:21,402
[CHUCKLING]
844
00:39:21,402 --> 00:39:22,751
[DOOR CLOSES]
845
00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:24,405
BARNES: I think
it would be best for you
846
00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:27,016
and for all of us
if you could help us
847
00:39:27,016 --> 00:39:28,627
go home because
848
00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:31,630
the Stake President,
he knows where we are.
849
00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:33,153
And the Ward
Missionaries know.
850
00:39:33,153 --> 00:39:36,678
And they'll be expecting us.
851
00:39:37,287 --> 00:39:39,855
And there were witnesses,
weren't there, Sister Barnes?
852
00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:41,640
On our way here,
we passed a police officer?
853
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,424
MR. REED: Whoa! The police?
[CHUCKLES] I promise you,
854
00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:46,209
you're getting way, way, way,
way too worked up.
855
00:39:46,209 --> 00:39:47,297
BARNES: Right.
856
00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:48,908
But I think that we're scared
857
00:39:48,908 --> 00:39:51,780
because you lied
to us earlier.
858
00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:53,042
Do you want me to help?
859
00:39:53,042 --> 00:39:55,088
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
860
00:39:56,263 --> 00:39:57,656
You asked me earlier
if you should
861
00:39:57,656 --> 00:39:59,222
have a preference
between the doors.
862
00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:01,355
I think you should.
I think it's something
863
00:40:01,355 --> 00:40:02,922
you should consider
very carefully,
864
00:40:02,922 --> 00:40:05,185
and then make
the right decision.
865
00:40:05,185 --> 00:40:07,361
Do you want me to help you?
866
00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:12,453
BARNES: Yes.
867
00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:13,585
MR. REED: Okay.
868
00:40:13,585 --> 00:40:14,760
Then, please...
869
00:40:16,588 --> 00:40:18,503
come and stand here.
Both of you come.
870
00:40:20,113 --> 00:40:21,462
Just here.
871
00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:22,594
That's it.
872
00:40:23,856 --> 00:40:25,814
- It's a simple choice.
- [DOOR CREAKING]
873
00:40:25,814 --> 00:40:26,902
[DOOR CLOSES]
874
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:30,384
But it should not
be made simply.
875
00:40:30,384 --> 00:40:32,430
[TENSE MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
876
00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:35,520
I need you to reflect
very, very deeply
877
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,348
and then make
a sincere decision.
878
00:40:38,348 --> 00:40:40,350
[TENSE MUSIC BUILDS]
879
00:40:44,964 --> 00:40:46,269
[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
880
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,403
Have you ever played
881
00:40:49,403 --> 00:40:51,231
the Parker Brothers game,
Monopoly?
882
00:40:53,799 --> 00:40:57,803
Monopolyis currently
published in 47 languages.
883
00:40:57,803 --> 00:41:01,459
They sell it
in over 114 countries.
884
00:41:02,721 --> 00:41:04,462
[STATIC]
885
00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:08,074
[THE AIR THAT I BREATHE
BY THE HOLLIES PLAYING]
886
00:41:19,564 --> 00:41:24,090
♪ If I could make a wish ♪
887
00:41:24,090 --> 00:41:27,180
They say over a billion people
have played Monopoly.
888
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:30,270
But I'm guessing that only
a fraction of that billion
889
00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:31,489
have actually finished it.
890
00:41:32,272 --> 00:41:34,883
Maybe that reminds you
891
00:41:34,883 --> 00:41:36,406
of something else?
892
00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:37,669
Just a thought.
893
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,587
This is what most people mean
when they hear "Monopoly."
894
00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:44,806
There's the pewter avatars.
895
00:41:44,806 --> 00:41:47,548
Everyone has their favorite.
I shall not tell you mine.
896
00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:49,245
Meow!
897
00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:51,726
There's the pastel money
in various denominations,
898
00:41:51,726 --> 00:41:53,815
and, of course, the jail.
899
00:41:54,294 --> 00:41:56,949
Now, this next part
is very important.
900
00:41:57,863 --> 00:42:01,649
Have you ever played
the 1904 board game called
901
00:42:01,649 --> 00:42:03,869
The Landlord's Game?
902
00:42:04,565 --> 00:42:07,612
It is very nearly identical
to Monopoly
903
00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:09,788
in every fundamental way.
There's the jail.
904
00:42:09,788 --> 00:42:11,572
There's free parking.
905
00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:13,313
There's fines and fees.
There's penalties.
906
00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:14,880
for landing
on other people's properties,
907
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,795
and the ultimate goal
of forming monopolies
908
00:42:16,795 --> 00:42:19,580
to force your opponent
out of the game.
909
00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:21,974
What do games have to do
with us leaving?
910
00:42:23,323 --> 00:42:24,498
Everything.
911
00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:28,328
The Landlord's Game
was designed by
912
00:42:28,328 --> 00:42:30,243
American feminist
Elizabeth Magie,
913
00:42:30,243 --> 00:42:32,114
almost three decades before
914
00:42:32,114 --> 00:42:34,421
a heater salesman
from Philadelphia,
915
00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:36,902
Sister Barnes,
changed the name to Monopoly
916
00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:39,121
and sold the concept
as his own
917
00:42:39,121 --> 00:42:40,993
to Parker Brothers in 1935.
918
00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:42,777
This chap was called
Charles Darrow,
919
00:42:42,777 --> 00:42:44,736
went on to become the first
millionaire games designer
920
00:42:44,736 --> 00:42:47,434
in the history of the world,
while poor old Elizabeth Magie
921
00:42:47,434 --> 00:42:49,523
died without ever
being credited for the impact
922
00:42:49,523 --> 00:42:51,786
she had on American culture.
923
00:42:51,786 --> 00:42:53,266
[RECORD SCRATCHES]
924
00:42:54,615 --> 00:42:56,748
[THE AIR THAT I BREATHE
FADES OUT]
925
00:42:56,748 --> 00:42:58,358
I'm talking to you
926
00:42:59,359 --> 00:43:00,665
about iterations.
927
00:43:02,928 --> 00:43:05,017
I need you to have a very
basic understanding
928
00:43:05,017 --> 00:43:08,020
of iterating,
because I'm going to make
929
00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:09,587
a very disturbing
claim tonight.
930
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,371
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
931
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:15,680
It will make your stomachs
sink a little
932
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,030
and your hearts beat faster.
933
00:43:18,030 --> 00:43:20,859
It will make you sick.
934
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,470
It may even...
I'm very sorry...
935
00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:25,646
make you want to...
to die.
936
00:43:29,215 --> 00:43:31,521
[FOOTSTEPS]
937
00:43:39,181 --> 00:43:40,748
[STATIC]
938
00:43:40,748 --> 00:43:42,402
[THE AIR THAT I BREATHE
BY THE HOLLIES PLAYING]
939
00:43:53,108 --> 00:43:54,675
Have you heard
this song before?
940
00:43:56,372 --> 00:43:58,331
You just played it.
941
00:43:58,331 --> 00:44:00,420
No, I mean before tonight.
942
00:44:00,855 --> 00:44:02,074
PAXTON: Mmm-mmm.
943
00:44:02,074 --> 00:44:03,641
I disagree!
944
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,730
I think you've heard it
many, many times before,
945
00:44:05,730 --> 00:44:07,688
but we will come back to that.
946
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,604
You are, are you not,
monotheistic?
947
00:44:11,170 --> 00:44:13,128
We believe in Heavenly Father,
yes.
948
00:44:13,128 --> 00:44:14,695
MR. REED: Okay.
949
00:44:14,695 --> 00:44:17,480
There are three major
monotheistic religions,
950
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,832
Judaism, Christianity
and Islam.
951
00:44:21,528 --> 00:44:23,661
I call them, "The Big Three."
952
00:44:25,271 --> 00:44:27,447
Judaism, i.e.
953
00:44:27,447 --> 00:44:28,753
"The Original Edition."
954
00:44:29,362 --> 00:44:32,539
Christianity, i.e.
"The Most Popular Edition,"
955
00:44:32,539 --> 00:44:35,716
and Islam, "The Newer,
956
00:44:36,499 --> 00:44:38,327
"Second Most Popular Edition."
957
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:42,375
May I see your Book of Mormon,
please?
958
00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:44,812
I'll give it back.
959
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,076
Thank you.
960
00:44:48,076 --> 00:44:51,993
And finally, after 800 years,
this!
961
00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:55,736
Mormonism, i.e.
962
00:44:56,824 --> 00:44:59,218
"The zany regional
spin-off edition."
963
00:45:04,397 --> 00:45:07,530
These are all iterations
964
00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:09,010
of the same source material.
965
00:45:10,229 --> 00:45:13,928
These texts share
many of the same characters
966
00:45:13,928 --> 00:45:15,408
and histories albeit presented
967
00:45:15,408 --> 00:45:17,279
with different meanings
and perspectives.
968
00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:20,065
So no,
969
00:45:20,065 --> 00:45:22,197
I will not accept... [CHUCKLES]
...that you stand there
970
00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:23,590
and tell me
that you've never heard
971
00:45:23,590 --> 00:45:25,592
The Air That I Breathe
by The Hollies,
972
00:45:25,592 --> 00:45:28,987
when I know that you have
heard Creepby Radiohead.
973
00:45:30,162 --> 00:45:32,468
Oh, yes, you have. Come on.
974
00:45:32,468 --> 00:45:34,775
[SINGING]
♪ But I'm a creep! ♪
975
00:45:34,775 --> 00:45:36,081
Yeah?
976
00:45:36,081 --> 00:45:37,560
♪ I'm a weirdo ♪
977
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,997
[LAUGHING]
978
00:45:38,997 --> 00:45:41,608
Okay! "What the hell
am I doing here?"
979
00:45:41,608 --> 00:45:43,262
[MR. REED LAUGHING]
980
00:45:43,262 --> 00:45:44,829
I know these are things
you are thinking right now,
981
00:45:44,829 --> 00:45:46,656
but they're also lyrics
you recognize, yes?
982
00:45:46,656 --> 00:45:48,528
Yes?
983
00:45:48,528 --> 00:45:51,705
The Hollies filed a plagiarism
lawsuit against Radiohead,
984
00:45:51,705 --> 00:45:53,489
which they later settled
by proving
985
00:45:53,489 --> 00:45:55,840
that the melody and rhythm
of The Air That I Breathe
986
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,450
appear in Creep.
987
00:45:57,450 --> 00:45:58,973
How old are you? 19 or 20?
988
00:45:58,973 --> 00:46:00,453
- Something like that. Okay.
- BARNES: Hmm.
989
00:46:00,453 --> 00:46:01,976
So maybe you know
Lana Del Rey,
990
00:46:01,976 --> 00:46:03,978
who remarkably was sued
by Radiohead
991
00:46:03,978 --> 00:46:07,547
for plagiarizing Creep
in her 2017 song
992
00:46:07,547 --> 00:46:08,809
Get Free.
993
00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:10,724
Iterations.
994
00:46:11,290 --> 00:46:12,508
Over time.
995
00:46:13,422 --> 00:46:15,033
Diluting the message.
996
00:46:15,511 --> 00:46:18,601
Obscuring the original.
997
00:46:20,908 --> 00:46:25,783
Judaism is the OG
monotheistic religion.
998
00:46:26,435 --> 00:46:28,350
It should, by a wide margin,
999
00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:31,266
have the most number of
practicing members. And yet,
1000
00:46:31,266 --> 00:46:34,748
it makes up only 0.2%
of the world's population.
1001
00:46:34,748 --> 00:46:36,141
Why is that?
1002
00:46:36,141 --> 00:46:38,360
Why is the original
less popular
1003
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,797
than the iteration?
1004
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,103
Is it any less true
than the others?
1005
00:46:43,626 --> 00:46:47,848
Are we talking about religion
or board games or music?
1006
00:46:47,848 --> 00:46:49,719
MR. REED: Yes.
1007
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:53,375
It has the fewest members
because it doesn't advertise.
1008
00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:54,594
It doesn't have
people like you,
1009
00:46:55,247 --> 00:46:56,944
knocking on doors,
1010
00:46:56,944 --> 00:46:58,337
selling people a better life,
1011
00:46:58,337 --> 00:47:00,034
a better board game,
a better song.
1012
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:01,993
You ever think about that?
1013
00:47:03,690 --> 00:47:05,866
How missionaries
are really just salespeople
1014
00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:07,259
for an organization?
1015
00:47:08,129 --> 00:47:09,739
The product you're selling
is an idea.
1016
00:47:09,739 --> 00:47:11,045
You knock on my door
and you sell,
1017
00:47:11,045 --> 00:47:12,960
maybe I buy,
maybe I don't buy.
1018
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,222
Those are the rules
of engagement
1019
00:47:14,222 --> 00:47:16,094
when I invite you
into my house.
1020
00:47:16,616 --> 00:47:20,838
We are negotiating
a transaction of ideologies.
1021
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,578
[GASPS]
1022
00:47:22,578 --> 00:47:24,580
MR. REED: And what I'm trying
to say to you tonight
1023
00:47:25,930 --> 00:47:29,847
is that I have an idea which
I would like to sell to you.
1024
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,023
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1025
00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:34,373
[THE AIR THAT I BREATHE
PLAYS LOUDER]
1026
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:41,336
[THE AIR THAT I BREATHE
STOPS PLAYING]
1027
00:47:41,336 --> 00:47:43,034
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1028
00:47:51,346 --> 00:47:52,434
[PROJECTOR CRANKS]
1029
00:47:55,742 --> 00:47:57,918
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1030
00:48:00,529 --> 00:48:02,792
- [WIND BLOWING]
- [PAPERS RUSTLING]
1031
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:07,232
MR. REED: My argument
is that the holy texts
1032
00:48:07,232 --> 00:48:08,842
which we revere
1033
00:48:08,842 --> 00:48:11,758
are just mythological
iterations of stories
1034
00:48:11,758 --> 00:48:13,194
which ancient people have been
1035
00:48:13,194 --> 00:48:14,848
telling each other
for centuries.
1036
00:48:14,848 --> 00:48:16,415
- [CRANKS]
- [WHIRRING]
1037
00:48:18,460 --> 00:48:20,767
They're not true or real
in any literal sense.
1038
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:26,512
They are merely a conduit
to a more ancient truth.
1039
00:48:34,563 --> 00:48:35,651
[KNOCKING ON WINDOW]
1040
00:48:35,651 --> 00:48:37,653
The story of a savior...
1041
00:48:39,786 --> 00:48:41,353
who was born to a virgin,
1042
00:48:41,353 --> 00:48:43,094
who could perform miracles
1043
00:48:43,094 --> 00:48:45,183
and was supernaturally
resurrected,
1044
00:48:45,183 --> 00:48:47,533
was a very popular story
1045
00:48:47,533 --> 00:48:49,665
for at least a thousand years
1046
00:48:49,665 --> 00:48:52,016
before Jesus was born.
1047
00:48:52,712 --> 00:48:54,844
- [CLANK]
- One of them has blonde hair,
1048
00:48:54,844 --> 00:48:57,369
one of them's brunette,
both dressed similar.
1049
00:48:57,369 --> 00:48:59,675
No. Never stopped by.
1050
00:49:01,373 --> 00:49:02,852
[CLINK]
1051
00:49:02,852 --> 00:49:04,332
MR. REED: Mithras
performed miracles.
1052
00:49:04,332 --> 00:49:05,246
He was marked
by the sign of the cross.
1053
00:49:05,246 --> 00:49:07,292
Horus, walked on water,
1054
00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:09,511
was crucified,
had 12 disciples.
1055
00:49:09,511 --> 00:49:12,819
Krishna, he was a carpenter,
born to a virgin,
1056
00:49:12,819 --> 00:49:14,995
baptized in a river,
rose from the dead
1057
00:49:14,995 --> 00:49:16,431
and ascended into heaven.
1058
00:49:16,431 --> 00:49:21,959
This little gallery
depicts 12 gods
1059
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,743
who were born
on December the 25th,
1060
00:49:23,743 --> 00:49:26,964
all of whom predate
the existence of Jesus.
1061
00:49:28,139 --> 00:49:29,967
I am sorry,
1062
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:32,230
but it is impossible
to ignore the influence
1063
00:49:32,230 --> 00:49:34,275
of one narrative upon another,
1064
00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:37,887
or to ignore the fact
that all these stories
1065
00:49:37,887 --> 00:49:39,063
iterate into...
1066
00:49:41,021 --> 00:49:44,068
Star Wars: Episode I -
The Phantom Menace.
1067
00:49:44,068 --> 00:49:46,026
Can you imagine
thousands of years from now
1068
00:49:46,026 --> 00:49:47,419
people accepting Jar Jar
1069
00:49:47,419 --> 00:49:49,421
as a significant
religious figure?
1070
00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:52,163
Beg your pardon?
1071
00:49:52,163 --> 00:49:54,730
MR. REED:
Jar Jar. Jar Jar Binks.
1072
00:49:55,514 --> 00:49:58,386
[IMITATING JAR JAR]
Jar Jar! Ex-squeeze me.
1073
00:49:59,605 --> 00:50:00,867
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Never mind.
1074
00:50:02,216 --> 00:50:04,262
[LIGHTS CLICKING AND BUZZING]
1075
00:50:04,262 --> 00:50:06,612
It is all terrifying,
isn't it? I'm sorry.
1076
00:50:08,179 --> 00:50:09,658
It is.
1077
00:50:09,658 --> 00:50:10,746
It is all...
1078
00:50:12,357 --> 00:50:14,098
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1079
00:50:24,891 --> 00:50:26,023
Scary.
1080
00:50:27,459 --> 00:50:28,547
I'm scared.
1081
00:50:29,939 --> 00:50:32,768
I'm scared just saying it
out loud, really.
1082
00:50:33,595 --> 00:50:34,727
[OBJECT THUDS]
1083
00:50:41,777 --> 00:50:44,954
If God is real, and he watches
when we masturbate,
1084
00:50:44,954 --> 00:50:47,914
and he has such a fragile ego
that he only helps us
1085
00:50:47,914 --> 00:50:50,003
when we beg him
and shower him with praise,
1086
00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:51,265
and he hates gay people
1087
00:50:51,265 --> 00:50:52,310
for being what
he made them to be,
1088
00:50:52,310 --> 00:50:53,833
well, that's terrifying.
1089
00:50:57,706 --> 00:50:59,491
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1090
00:51:03,408 --> 00:51:04,887
If there's no God
1091
00:51:04,887 --> 00:51:06,193
and we're just horny,
microscopic ants
1092
00:51:06,193 --> 00:51:07,586
floating on a rock
through space
1093
00:51:07,586 --> 00:51:08,935
with no divine purpose
1094
00:51:08,935 --> 00:51:10,110
and no hope
to achieve eternal life,
1095
00:51:10,110 --> 00:51:11,155
well...
1096
00:51:11,938 --> 00:51:13,331
that's terrifying too.
1097
00:51:14,201 --> 00:51:16,073
[FOOTSTEPS]
1098
00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,727
"Either the church is true
or it is a fraud."
1099
00:51:18,727 --> 00:51:21,034
"It is the church
and kingdom of God,
1100
00:51:21,034 --> 00:51:22,601
"or it is nothing."
1101
00:51:23,210 --> 00:51:24,342
Do you agree with that?
1102
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,606
Would it help if I told you
this is Gordon B. Hinckley,
1103
00:51:27,606 --> 00:51:29,303
the 15th President
of your church.
1104
00:51:29,303 --> 00:51:30,957
- Do you agree with Gordon?
- Yes.
1105
00:51:30,957 --> 00:51:32,524
BARNES: Mm-hmm.
MR. REED: Thought you might.
1106
00:51:32,524 --> 00:51:34,613
So either it is all true
1107
00:51:35,353 --> 00:51:37,181
or none of it's true, yes?
1108
00:51:37,877 --> 00:51:38,965
PAXTON: Yes.
BARNES: Mm-hmm.
1109
00:51:38,965 --> 00:51:40,097
Okay.
1110
00:51:42,490 --> 00:51:43,970
Then I want you
to choose which door
1111
00:51:43,970 --> 00:51:45,580
to go through
based on your faith.
1112
00:51:47,278 --> 00:51:48,801
Are...
1113
00:51:48,801 --> 00:51:50,107
are you asking us
1114
00:51:50,759 --> 00:51:53,153
for us to deliberate
our belief in the church?
1115
00:51:53,153 --> 00:51:54,633
Is that a factor
which will correspond
1116
00:51:54,633 --> 00:51:56,156
to us going home?
1117
00:51:56,156 --> 00:51:58,027
MR. REED: I'm asking you
to choose between belief
1118
00:52:00,029 --> 00:52:01,422
and disbelief.
1119
00:52:02,684 --> 00:52:06,079
My own claim is that all
10,000 verifiable religions
1120
00:52:06,079 --> 00:52:07,907
that exist in the world today
1121
00:52:07,907 --> 00:52:10,214
are as artificial
as the symbolic church
1122
00:52:10,214 --> 00:52:11,693
you are currently standing in.
1123
00:52:12,303 --> 00:52:14,000
It is farce.
1124
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,611
There is nothing holy here.
1125
00:52:16,611 --> 00:52:18,744
Your religious text
is mere ornament...
1126
00:52:18,744 --> 00:52:20,093
[THUD]
1127
00:52:20,615 --> 00:52:22,400
...as hollow
and as capitalistic
1128
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,488
as these ridiculous games.
1129
00:52:23,488 --> 00:52:25,707
[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
1130
00:52:25,707 --> 00:52:27,100
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1131
00:52:30,495 --> 00:52:32,323
[PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY]
1132
00:52:38,198 --> 00:52:39,765
[BREATH TREMBLING]
1133
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:43,856
[PAPERS RUSTLING]
1134
00:52:45,945 --> 00:52:47,599
[PAPERS RUSTLING]
1135
00:52:47,599 --> 00:52:49,035
[BARNES EXHALES]
1136
00:52:54,649 --> 00:52:57,783
I want to know
what is going to happen to us
1137
00:52:57,783 --> 00:52:59,437
- before we choose.
- I don't even know
1138
00:52:59,437 --> 00:53:01,308
how to begin
to answer that question
1139
00:53:01,308 --> 00:53:02,831
if it hasn't happened yet.
1140
00:53:03,571 --> 00:53:05,182
Wow, Mr. Reed,
1141
00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:10,099
you've introduced
a lot of interesting points.
1142
00:53:10,099 --> 00:53:13,625
I think we can admit
that you're a very smart man
1143
00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:16,018
and we still have
a lot to learn.
1144
00:53:16,018 --> 00:53:18,499
So with that,
I would like to agree
1145
00:53:18,499 --> 00:53:19,674
that you've...
1146
00:53:20,675 --> 00:53:22,068
convinced us,
1147
00:53:22,068 --> 00:53:23,504
and we'd like to leave
1148
00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:25,767
through the disbelief door
and go home now.
1149
00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:28,292
Right, Sister Barnes?
1150
00:53:32,557 --> 00:53:33,775
Sister?
1151
00:53:34,472 --> 00:53:35,821
[WATER POURING]
1152
00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:38,606
Sister Barnes?
1153
00:53:39,738 --> 00:53:42,436
I think we should listen
to our super neat
1154
00:53:42,436 --> 00:53:45,483
and thoughtful host
and choose the right door?
1155
00:53:46,005 --> 00:53:47,920
You know, choose the "right"?
1156
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,269
Like they taught us
in primary?
1157
00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:50,749
It doesn't...
1158
00:53:50,749 --> 00:53:52,968
matter what you say to him.
1159
00:53:54,187 --> 00:53:55,493
He's not gonna let us go
1160
00:53:55,493 --> 00:53:57,582
just because
we admit he's right.
1161
00:53:57,582 --> 00:54:00,324
Let's just get out of here
while our host is being
1162
00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:02,369
gracious enough
to let us leave.
1163
00:54:03,022 --> 00:54:05,416
[WHISPERING] I think that
we're being studied.
1164
00:54:07,722 --> 00:54:09,333
I think he wants to learn
something about us
1165
00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:11,770
based on which door we open.
1166
00:54:16,601 --> 00:54:17,776
Is that the game?
1167
00:54:19,647 --> 00:54:21,823
Someone scratches their neck,
and he's watching.
1168
00:54:21,823 --> 00:54:25,131
We say the wrong thing,
and he stumbles on his words.
1169
00:54:25,131 --> 00:54:28,439
A candle flame flickers,
and it captures his attention.
1170
00:54:29,309 --> 00:54:31,268
What have you
been looking for?
1171
00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:34,706
What have you found?
1172
00:54:35,924 --> 00:54:37,448
If I'm right,
1173
00:54:37,448 --> 00:54:39,798
then the only thing
that matters right now
1174
00:54:39,798 --> 00:54:41,452
is what we actually believe.
1175
00:54:43,236 --> 00:54:45,369
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1176
00:54:46,413 --> 00:54:48,241
And because I think
your rhetoric is thin,
1177
00:54:48,894 --> 00:54:50,678
and your garage sale
board game metaphor
1178
00:54:50,678 --> 00:54:52,289
is kind of offensive.
1179
00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:55,509
I mean, you asked
why Judaism only makes up
1180
00:54:55,509 --> 00:54:57,555
0.2% of the world's population
1181
00:54:57,555 --> 00:54:59,600
but didn't even pause
for the Holocaust.
1182
00:55:00,035 --> 00:55:02,777
You make no acknowledgement
of the religious persecution
1183
00:55:02,777 --> 00:55:04,083
Jewish people have faced.
1184
00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:05,345
You just use it as a setup
1185
00:55:05,345 --> 00:55:07,129
to a punchline
about missionaries.
1186
00:55:07,565 --> 00:55:08,914
And then,
you skip over the fact
1187
00:55:08,914 --> 00:55:10,611
that none of this
addresses Islam,
1188
00:55:10,611 --> 00:55:13,135
as Muslims don't even believe
Christ was resurrected.
1189
00:55:13,135 --> 00:55:15,094
And then, you point out
all the similarities
1190
00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:16,748
these mythological gods
have with Jesus,
1191
00:55:16,748 --> 00:55:19,185
but breeze over the many
glaring differences!
1192
00:55:19,185 --> 00:55:22,884
One of these guys
has a freaking bird head!
1193
00:55:25,147 --> 00:55:28,325
I don't think...
that my point of view...
1194
00:55:29,369 --> 00:55:31,980
fits into belief or disbelief.
1195
00:55:32,416 --> 00:55:34,069
I think there's
an entire spectrum
1196
00:55:34,069 --> 00:55:35,854
that your game is neglecting.
1197
00:55:38,726 --> 00:55:40,467
So it doesn't matter
what I believe, does it?
1198
00:55:43,209 --> 00:55:44,732
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1199
00:55:44,732 --> 00:55:47,169
Sister Paxton, do you still
believe in God?
1200
00:55:48,257 --> 00:55:49,346
Yes.
1201
00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:52,523
Then let's leave through here.
1202
00:55:53,611 --> 00:55:56,265
Let's be honest and sincere
1203
00:55:56,265 --> 00:55:58,790
and let God decide
what happens next for us.
1204
00:56:01,183 --> 00:56:03,272
[PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY]
1205
00:56:06,232 --> 00:56:08,452
[DOOR OPENS AND CREAKS]
1206
00:56:13,413 --> 00:56:14,719
Okay, we're leaving now.
1207
00:56:15,546 --> 00:56:17,417
Thank you
for all your mentorship,
1208
00:56:17,417 --> 00:56:19,463
and thank you
for letting us leave.
1209
00:56:26,252 --> 00:56:28,385
[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]
1210
00:56:29,864 --> 00:56:31,344
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1211
00:56:31,344 --> 00:56:33,390
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1212
00:56:47,926 --> 00:56:49,754
Are you coming too?
1213
00:56:56,717 --> 00:56:57,805
[DOOR CREAKING]
1214
00:56:57,805 --> 00:56:59,416
[DOOR SHUTS]
1215
00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:01,418
[DOOR LOCKS]
1216
00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:02,462
PAXTON: Sister...
1217
00:57:03,245 --> 00:57:04,464
[CLICK]
1218
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:06,510
BARNES: It's okay.
1219
00:57:07,336 --> 00:57:09,687
One step at a time.
We'll go slow.
1220
00:57:12,472 --> 00:57:14,518
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
1221
00:57:22,830 --> 00:57:24,266
[LOCK CLICKS]
1222
00:57:27,139 --> 00:57:29,402
[BOTH PANTING]
1223
00:57:36,061 --> 00:57:37,889
[RAPID BREATHING]
1224
00:57:39,934 --> 00:57:41,588
[BARNES WHIMPERS]
1225
00:57:43,808 --> 00:57:45,505
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1226
00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:47,638
[WATER DRIPPING]
1227
00:57:54,949 --> 00:57:57,169
[LOCK CLATTERING]
1228
00:58:09,660 --> 00:58:12,750
PAXTON: Sister Barnes,
there's nothing.
1229
00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:14,534
It's all blocked off.
1230
00:58:15,361 --> 00:58:16,971
What do you think he wants?
1231
00:58:17,537 --> 00:58:20,061
Is he gonna
keep us here forever?
1232
00:58:20,061 --> 00:58:21,672
BARNES: No, he's too smart.
He...
1233
00:58:21,672 --> 00:58:24,675
He knows an Elder
will check on us, and...
1234
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:29,680
which means he'll either have
to let us go or...
1235
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:30,768
kill us.
1236
00:58:30,768 --> 00:58:32,160
[THUNDER CRASHING]
1237
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,119
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1238
00:58:37,470 --> 00:58:40,734
From now on, if he lands
a philosophical point
1239
00:58:40,734 --> 00:58:43,084
that we don't agree with,
we challenge him.
1240
00:58:43,563 --> 00:58:44,912
We make him think.
1241
00:58:45,434 --> 00:58:47,524
He doesn't have
to steam roll us.
1242
00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,177
We might not
be a physical threat,
1243
00:58:49,177 --> 00:58:50,875
but we can
be an intellectual one.
1244
00:58:53,138 --> 00:58:54,313
[CHAIR CREAKING]
1245
00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,884
[GRUNTS]
1246
00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:02,756
- [CLATTERING]
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
1247
00:59:03,975 --> 00:59:05,280
[GRUNTS]
1248
00:59:06,107 --> 00:59:08,719
I think that window
has a cage on it.
1249
00:59:08,719 --> 00:59:10,503
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1250
00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:12,897
You're right.
1251
00:59:12,897 --> 00:59:14,594
[DOOR CREAKS]
1252
00:59:14,594 --> 00:59:17,031
BARNES: He's coming.
He's coming.
1253
00:59:17,902 --> 00:59:19,860
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1254
00:59:20,992 --> 00:59:22,080
Take this.
1255
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,561
Take this. Put it back.
1256
00:59:34,832 --> 00:59:37,225
If anything happens,
you take this,
1257
00:59:37,225 --> 00:59:39,314
and you stab him
in the neck as hard
1258
00:59:39,314 --> 00:59:40,620
and as fast as you can.
1259
00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:42,013
- No! No, no!
- It has to be you.
1260
00:59:42,013 --> 00:59:43,580
He's watching me too closely.
1261
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:44,972
- He won't expect us to do it.
- Sister, no!
1262
00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:46,931
Okay. Let's have a code word.
1263
00:59:46,931 --> 00:59:48,323
Okay? Um...
1264
00:59:48,323 --> 00:59:50,325
Hey, if I say
"magic underwear,"
1265
00:59:50,325 --> 00:59:52,197
that means stab. Okay?
1266
00:59:52,763 --> 00:59:53,938
[DISTANT THUD]
1267
00:59:53,938 --> 00:59:55,026
He's coming.
1268
00:59:55,983 --> 00:59:58,595
Magic underwear.
That's the code word. Okay?
1269
00:59:58,595 --> 00:59:59,683
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1270
01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:03,904
[CREAKING]
1271
01:00:04,818 --> 01:00:06,254
[PAXTON WHIMPERS]
1272
01:00:07,038 --> 01:00:08,822
[DOOR UNLOCKS]
1273
01:00:14,523 --> 01:00:15,612
[DOOR OPENS]
1274
01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:17,657
[CREAKING]
1275
01:00:19,877 --> 01:00:22,227
[CREAKING CONTINUES]
1276
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:30,496
- [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
- [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
1277
01:00:30,496 --> 01:00:31,584
Mr. Reed?
1278
01:00:32,585 --> 01:00:34,674
[OMINOUS MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
1279
01:00:37,068 --> 01:00:39,418
[SQUELCHY FOOTSTEPS]
1280
01:00:41,725 --> 01:00:43,640
[LANTERN CREAKING]
1281
01:00:46,730 --> 01:00:48,732
- [WHIMPERS]
- Mrs. Reed?
1282
01:00:50,516 --> 01:00:51,691
Is that you?
1283
01:00:56,348 --> 01:00:58,132
[OMINOUS MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
1284
01:01:06,619 --> 01:01:08,665
[PAXTON WHIMPERING]
1285
01:01:10,754 --> 01:01:11,972
[BARNES INHALES SHARPLY]
1286
01:01:11,972 --> 01:01:13,104
[PAXTON GASPS]
1287
01:01:15,193 --> 01:01:17,282
[BONES CRACKING]
1288
01:01:24,550 --> 01:01:26,247
What's happening to her?
1289
01:01:26,987 --> 01:01:28,119
[RATTLE]
1290
01:01:28,902 --> 01:01:30,948
[CREEPBY RADIOHEAD PLAYING]
1291
01:01:37,389 --> 01:01:38,520
[MR. REED MOCKINGLY SINGING]
1292
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:39,521
♪ But I'm a creep
1293
01:01:40,348 --> 01:01:42,611
♪ I'm a weirdo
1294
01:01:42,611 --> 01:01:43,874
[MR. REED LAUGHING]
1295
01:01:43,874 --> 01:01:45,266
BARNES: Mr. Reed?
1296
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,010
BARNES: Where are you?
1297
01:01:50,010 --> 01:01:51,882
- [BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY]
- [MR. REED HUMS ALONG]
1298
01:01:55,189 --> 01:01:57,191
♪ Couldn't look you
in the eye ♪
1299
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:03,067
♪ You're just like an angel
1300
01:02:05,678 --> 01:02:06,897
[FIRE CRACKLING]
1301
01:02:06,897 --> 01:02:09,421
♪ Your skin makes me cry
1302
01:02:10,117 --> 01:02:12,511
[SCRAPING]
1303
01:02:15,644 --> 01:02:17,516
[GROANING, WHEEZING]
1304
01:02:24,523 --> 01:02:25,611
[SHUSHES]
1305
01:02:26,046 --> 01:02:27,656
[MOUTHING IMPERCEPTIBLY]
1306
01:02:27,656 --> 01:02:29,746
[WHIMPERING SOFTLY]
1307
01:02:31,269 --> 01:02:32,705
[MOUTHING] No.
1308
01:02:34,098 --> 01:02:35,795
[OBJECTS CLANKING IN DISTANCE]
1309
01:02:35,795 --> 01:02:38,232
♪ And I'm a creep
1310
01:02:40,452 --> 01:02:42,149
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1311
01:02:42,149 --> 01:02:44,412
[WOMAN WHISPERING
INDISTINCTLY]
1312
01:02:50,592 --> 01:02:52,681
[PANTING]
1313
01:02:59,166 --> 01:03:01,821
- [MR. REED HUMMING]
- [CREEPCONTINUES PLAYING]
1314
01:03:02,996 --> 01:03:04,824
[PANTING]
1315
01:03:04,824 --> 01:03:06,043
[RATTLING]
1316
01:03:06,043 --> 01:03:07,392
♪ I wanna have control
1317
01:03:10,830 --> 01:03:12,832
♪ I want a perfect body
1318
01:03:12,832 --> 01:03:15,052
[SCRAPING]
1319
01:03:16,096 --> 01:03:17,837
[SCRAPING,
THUDDING BEHIND DOOR]
1320
01:03:17,837 --> 01:03:20,709
♪ I want a perfect soul
1321
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:25,062
♪ I want you to notice
1322
01:03:28,065 --> 01:03:29,849
♪ When I'm not around
1323
01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:32,156
[LOUD BANGING]
1324
01:03:33,461 --> 01:03:36,508
♪ You're so very special ♪
1325
01:03:39,598 --> 01:03:41,687
♪ But I'm a creep ♪
1326
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,476
♪ I'm a weirdo
1327
01:03:50,652 --> 01:03:53,873
♪ What the hell
am I doin' here? ♪
1328
01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:58,791
♪ I don't belong here ♪
1329
01:03:58,791 --> 01:04:00,445
- [TAPE PLAYER SCREECHES]
- [CREEPSTOPS PLAYING]
1330
01:04:03,187 --> 01:04:04,666
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS:
I had to be sure
1331
01:04:04,666 --> 01:04:06,146
before I introduced you
to her.
1332
01:04:07,321 --> 01:04:09,889
Sure about what?
[BREATH TREMBLING]
1333
01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:11,630
You are now in the presence
1334
01:04:12,674 --> 01:04:14,415
of a living prophet of God.
1335
01:04:14,938 --> 01:04:17,201
[WOMAN WHISPERING
INDISTINCTLY]
1336
01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:25,078
- [WOMAN WHEEZING]
- [BONES CRACKING]
1337
01:04:32,433 --> 01:04:34,000
MR. REED: The reason
I invited you
1338
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,133
into my sanctuary tonight
is because
1339
01:04:36,133 --> 01:04:37,743
I have been shown a miracle.
1340
01:04:39,179 --> 01:04:41,007
I believe
this miracle is proof
1341
01:04:41,007 --> 01:04:43,618
that all known religions
are demonstrably false,
1342
01:04:43,618 --> 01:04:47,884
and only an ancient echo
of something true.
1343
01:04:49,755 --> 01:04:51,713
I need a witness,
1344
01:04:51,713 --> 01:04:55,892
you, to verify
that the miracle is real.
1345
01:04:57,850 --> 01:04:59,896
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1346
01:05:10,776 --> 01:05:13,518
Now, our family recipe
for blueberry pie is,
1347
01:05:13,518 --> 01:05:15,215
I think, a traditional one.
1348
01:05:15,215 --> 01:05:18,305
The ingredients include
butter, flour, corn starch,
1349
01:05:18,305 --> 01:05:19,872
sugar, lemon,
1350
01:05:19,872 --> 01:05:21,004
blueberries, of course,
1351
01:05:21,830 --> 01:05:24,224
but tonight I've also included
some wolf's bane
1352
01:05:24,746 --> 01:05:26,009
and some belladonna,
1353
01:05:27,227 --> 01:05:30,317
which means that,
in a short while,
1354
01:05:32,276 --> 01:05:35,757
the Prophet will be dead
from consuming the pie.
1355
01:05:35,757 --> 01:05:37,846
[SQUELCHING]
1356
01:05:39,022 --> 01:05:40,240
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS:
Then,
1357
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:43,026
you will witness a miracle.
1358
01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:46,855
By the grace of God,
1359
01:05:48,335 --> 01:05:49,641
she will be resurrected.
1360
01:05:50,207 --> 01:05:52,557
[WHEEZING WEAKLY]
1361
01:05:58,302 --> 01:06:00,565
[CONTINUES WHEEZING WEAKLY]
1362
01:06:20,933 --> 01:06:22,761
- [RETCHES]
- [LANTERN CLATTERS]
1363
01:06:28,071 --> 01:06:29,594
Now, feel her pulse, please.
1364
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:32,031
Both of you.
1365
01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:35,295
[WATER DRIPPING]
1366
01:06:35,295 --> 01:06:36,557
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS:
I need you
1367
01:06:36,557 --> 01:06:38,907
to feel her pulse right now!
1368
01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:44,696
[PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY]
1369
01:06:44,696 --> 01:06:46,219
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS:
Acknowledge, please,
1370
01:06:46,219 --> 01:06:48,439
that her heart has now
stopped pumping.
1371
01:06:48,439 --> 01:06:49,875
Do you know how to do that?
1372
01:06:50,876 --> 01:06:52,704
Index and middle finger
on the side of the neck,
1373
01:06:52,704 --> 01:06:55,489
in the soft, hollow area
just beside the windpipe.
1374
01:06:56,969 --> 01:06:58,971
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1375
01:06:58,971 --> 01:07:01,147
MR. REED: Both of you, please,
lift her head to be sure.
1376
01:07:04,368 --> 01:07:06,022
[SQUELCHING]
1377
01:07:08,502 --> 01:07:10,765
[PAXTON SHUDDERS]
1378
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:13,812
- [PROPHET GURGLES]
- [PAXTON GASPS]
1379
01:07:13,812 --> 01:07:15,727
PAXTON: She moved! She moved!
1380
01:07:15,727 --> 01:07:17,729
MR. REED: [LAUGHING] That was
just a catalytic spasm.
1381
01:07:17,729 --> 01:07:19,296
PAXTON: [GASPS] She's alive!
1382
01:07:19,296 --> 01:07:20,862
MR. REED: No! No, no. Not yet.
1383
01:07:20,862 --> 01:07:22,690
Chemicals being released
into her body.
1384
01:07:22,690 --> 01:07:24,431
Acknowledge, please,
that there's no pulse.
1385
01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:25,606
[GRUNTS SOFTLY]
1386
01:07:25,606 --> 01:07:26,781
Acknowledge!
1387
01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:27,869
- No. No pulse.
- No pulse.
1388
01:07:27,869 --> 01:07:29,523
MR. REED: Thank you.
1389
01:07:29,523 --> 01:07:31,351
Acknowledge that she is
no longer breathing.
1390
01:07:33,919 --> 01:07:35,007
Do you feel a breath?
1391
01:07:39,881 --> 01:07:41,274
BARNES: No. No.
1392
01:07:41,274 --> 01:07:42,536
MR. REED: So she's dead.
BARNES: Yes.
1393
01:07:42,536 --> 01:07:43,842
- [WHIMPERS]
- MR. REED: Okay.
1394
01:07:44,495 --> 01:07:45,583
Thank you.
1395
01:07:46,410 --> 01:07:51,371
A moment longer, and you will
witness a resurrection.
1396
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:55,288
She'll return
and she will tell us
1397
01:07:55,288 --> 01:07:56,985
what she saw in the afterlife.
1398
01:07:59,814 --> 01:08:00,989
Has the Prophet moved?
1399
01:08:01,816 --> 01:08:03,296
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1400
01:08:03,296 --> 01:08:04,384
No.
1401
01:08:05,124 --> 01:08:06,169
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS:
Hello?
1402
01:08:06,169 --> 01:08:07,605
- No. No.
- Mmm-mmm.
1403
01:08:07,605 --> 01:08:09,302
[BARNES WHIMPERS]
1404
01:08:09,302 --> 01:08:11,652
MR. REED: All right.
Justun momentino.
1405
01:08:16,614 --> 01:08:18,006
Only a moment longer.
1406
01:08:19,573 --> 01:08:21,619
- [BELL RINGING]
- [GASPS]
1407
01:08:23,577 --> 01:08:24,970
[BREATHING RAPIDLY]
The Elders?
1408
01:08:27,364 --> 01:08:29,540
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1409
01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:33,935
[FOOTSTEPS ECHOING]
1410
01:08:33,935 --> 01:08:36,112
[DOOR LOCKS]
1411
01:08:40,377 --> 01:08:42,466
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
- [BOTH PANTING]
1412
01:08:45,033 --> 01:08:47,166
[PANTING]
1413
01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:49,255
- We scream.
- We scream.
1414
01:08:49,255 --> 01:08:51,605
BARNES: But not until
he answers the door.
1415
01:08:57,350 --> 01:08:58,960
[KNOCKING]
1416
01:09:00,223 --> 01:09:01,702
PAXTON: He's coming back.
BARNES: Scream! Scream!
1417
01:09:01,702 --> 01:09:03,661
[PAXTON AND BARNES SCREAMING]
1418
01:09:03,661 --> 01:09:05,184
[DOOR CREAKING]
1419
01:09:05,184 --> 01:09:06,925
- [DOOR SHUTS]
- [BOTH CONTINUE SCREAMING]
1420
01:09:07,578 --> 01:09:08,753
[LIGHTS CLICK]
1421
01:09:12,496 --> 01:09:13,801
[GRUNTS SOFTLY]
1422
01:09:15,455 --> 01:09:16,978
[KNOCKING]
1423
01:09:16,978 --> 01:09:18,284
Coming!
1424
01:09:19,372 --> 01:09:21,461
[TICKING]
1425
01:09:26,771 --> 01:09:27,902
Ah! Sorry!
1426
01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:29,252
I was at the back. [CHUCKLES]
1427
01:09:29,252 --> 01:09:31,036
- No, I'm sorry to bother you.
- No.
1428
01:09:31,036 --> 01:09:32,429
I'm just in the neighborhood
looking for
1429
01:09:32,429 --> 01:09:34,300
two young ladies
from my church.
1430
01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:35,388
Oh.
1431
01:09:36,433 --> 01:09:37,521
Is everything all right?
1432
01:09:37,521 --> 01:09:39,610
[BOTH SCREAMING]
1433
01:09:40,828 --> 01:09:42,352
[BOTH PANTING]
1434
01:09:42,352 --> 01:09:44,005
They can't hear us.
1435
01:09:45,137 --> 01:09:46,530
MAN: I'm sure
everything's fine,
1436
01:09:46,530 --> 01:09:47,531
I was just wondering
if they...
1437
01:09:47,531 --> 01:09:48,619
[WIND BLOWING]
1438
01:09:48,619 --> 01:09:49,620
...stopped by.
1439
01:09:49,620 --> 01:09:51,361
No. I'm sorry to say,
1440
01:09:51,361 --> 01:09:54,712
you are the first house caller
I've had all day, so.
1441
01:09:55,582 --> 01:09:57,802
- Did you see this?
- It's locked.
1442
01:10:01,893 --> 01:10:02,981
BARNES: Help.
1443
01:10:02,981 --> 01:10:04,417
Help.
1444
01:10:04,417 --> 01:10:07,072
We can pull the rug.
1445
01:10:07,072 --> 01:10:08,160
The matches.
1446
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:09,988
We start a fire,
1447
01:10:09,988 --> 01:10:11,337
smoke out the speaking pipe
to make sure
1448
01:10:11,337 --> 01:10:13,078
the Elder knows we're here.
1449
01:10:13,078 --> 01:10:16,124
Okay. But you did ask
1450
01:10:16,124 --> 01:10:18,562
for more information
on the church, correct?
1451
01:10:18,562 --> 01:10:20,390
Uh, this...
this is the which church?
1452
01:10:20,390 --> 01:10:21,782
The Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-day Saints.
1453
01:10:21,782 --> 01:10:24,263
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
1454
01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:26,134
[WIND BLOWING]
1455
01:10:26,657 --> 01:10:28,267
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1456
01:10:28,267 --> 01:10:30,704
BARNES: Pull. Careful.
1457
01:10:36,101 --> 01:10:37,929
Is there some other way
I can help?
1458
01:10:37,929 --> 01:10:40,061
Do you want to use my phone,
call the police?
1459
01:10:40,061 --> 01:10:41,628
- I could get my coat...
- No, no. That's fine.
1460
01:10:41,628 --> 01:10:43,282
...and come help you
look around.
1461
01:10:43,282 --> 01:10:44,805
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm sure they're not far.
1462
01:10:44,805 --> 01:10:46,416
Uh, thank you for your time.
1463
01:10:46,416 --> 01:10:48,809
All right, well, good luck.
Yeah, I mean that.
1464
01:10:48,809 --> 01:10:50,071
- Okay.
- Uh-huh.
1465
01:10:50,898 --> 01:10:52,291
[WIND BLOWING]
1466
01:10:53,988 --> 01:10:56,426
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1467
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,264
- [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
- [DOOR CREAKS]
1468
01:11:13,878 --> 01:11:15,096
[CREAKING]
1469
01:11:15,096 --> 01:11:17,055
[FOOTSTEPS]
1470
01:11:17,055 --> 01:11:18,622
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1471
01:11:18,622 --> 01:11:19,753
[CLICKS]
1472
01:11:21,364 --> 01:11:23,453
[WATER POURING]
1473
01:11:24,367 --> 01:11:25,542
[THUD]
1474
01:11:25,542 --> 01:11:27,152
[FURNITURE DRAGGING]
1475
01:11:27,152 --> 01:11:28,936
[FOOTSTEPS]
1476
01:11:37,118 --> 01:11:38,511
[CLICKING]
1477
01:11:39,730 --> 01:11:41,340
[SCRAPING]
1478
01:11:41,340 --> 01:11:43,603
- [FLOOR CREAKING]
- [FOOTSTEPS]
1479
01:11:53,526 --> 01:11:55,006
[MR. REED COUGHS]
1480
01:11:55,963 --> 01:11:57,617
[MR. REED CLEARS THROAT]
1481
01:11:59,358 --> 01:12:01,099
[OBJECT DRAGS]
1482
01:12:06,844 --> 01:12:07,932
[TENSE MUSIC BUILDS]
1483
01:12:07,932 --> 01:12:09,368
No.
1484
01:12:15,722 --> 01:12:17,855
[CLICKING]
1485
01:12:18,769 --> 01:12:20,510
[FOOTSTEPS]
1486
01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:23,469
[BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY]
1487
01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:26,385
[BARNES GRUNTS]
1488
01:12:28,605 --> 01:12:29,954
- [THUD]
- [DOOR CREAKS]
1489
01:12:29,954 --> 01:12:31,521
PAXTON: [WHISPERING]
He's coming!
1490
01:12:31,521 --> 01:12:33,610
- [FOOTSTEPS]
- [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1491
01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:35,960
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1492
01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:38,049
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1493
01:12:41,531 --> 01:12:42,793
[RATTLING]
1494
01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:46,405
Yeah? Yeah? Any luck?
1495
01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:48,364
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1496
01:12:54,413 --> 01:12:55,501
[GASPS]
1497
01:12:56,981 --> 01:12:58,199
She moved.
1498
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,941
- What do you mean?
- When we were gone.
1499
01:13:04,336 --> 01:13:06,294
No,
you're remembering it wrong.
1500
01:13:06,294 --> 01:13:07,383
She hasn't moved at all.
1501
01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:08,688
Her head is different.
1502
01:13:08,688 --> 01:13:10,995
- That's where she was!
- It's not!
1503
01:13:10,995 --> 01:13:13,606
Sister, that's not
how I remember it. Please!
1504
01:13:13,606 --> 01:13:15,869
Please, just come on! Help!
1505
01:13:16,653 --> 01:13:18,306
Hold the sleeve up.
1506
01:13:21,266 --> 01:13:25,662
I'd be remiss if I didn't
ask you one question.
1507
01:13:26,445 --> 01:13:28,404
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
1508
01:13:29,970 --> 01:13:31,319
[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
1509
01:13:31,319 --> 01:13:33,452
Have you received
this booklet?
1510
01:13:34,671 --> 01:13:36,237
I have not,
1511
01:13:36,237 --> 01:13:38,892
but I will give it a look-see.
1512
01:13:38,892 --> 01:13:41,025
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1513
01:13:41,025 --> 01:13:42,113
PAXTON: Try another.
1514
01:13:42,113 --> 01:13:43,201
BARNES: I know.
1515
01:13:43,593 --> 01:13:45,812
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1516
01:13:48,772 --> 01:13:50,469
Focus.
1517
01:13:50,469 --> 01:13:51,992
[WIND BLOWING]
1518
01:13:53,864 --> 01:13:55,866
[RATTLING]
1519
01:13:56,344 --> 01:13:57,433
Faster.
1520
01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:59,086
[MATCH IGNITES]
1521
01:13:59,739 --> 01:14:00,871
[BARNES WHIMPERS]
1522
01:14:01,959 --> 01:14:04,135
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS]
1523
01:14:13,057 --> 01:14:14,232
[GASPS]
1524
01:14:15,189 --> 01:14:16,582
[BARNES GRUNTS]
1525
01:14:16,582 --> 01:14:18,105
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
1526
01:14:24,677 --> 01:14:25,896
[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
1527
01:14:25,896 --> 01:14:27,463
[WIND GUSTING]
1528
01:14:27,941 --> 01:14:29,029
[MATCH SCRAPING ON WALL]
1529
01:14:31,641 --> 01:14:33,077
[BARNES WHIMPERS]
1530
01:14:33,077 --> 01:14:35,906
[BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY]
1531
01:14:35,906 --> 01:14:38,082
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1532
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:43,957
[MATCH IGNITES]
1533
01:14:43,957 --> 01:14:46,003
- [SCREAMS]
- [GASPS]
1534
01:14:46,003 --> 01:14:48,309
- [BOTH GASPING]
- [WHEEZES]
1535
01:14:48,309 --> 01:14:51,399
- [RETCHES]
- [BOTH GASPING]
1536
01:14:53,401 --> 01:14:54,533
[RETCHES]
1537
01:14:54,533 --> 01:14:55,839
[COUGHS]
1538
01:14:55,839 --> 01:14:57,754
[PROPHET WHEEZES]
1539
01:14:59,538 --> 01:15:01,671
PROPHET: Conductor...
1540
01:15:02,236 --> 01:15:06,197
says... my... name.
1541
01:15:06,719 --> 01:15:09,896
White... clouds.
1542
01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:13,509
Not... Heaven.
1543
01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:17,034
They... unplug...
1544
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:19,645
my brain.
1545
01:15:20,820 --> 01:15:23,257
It is...
1546
01:15:24,737 --> 01:15:25,825
not...
1547
01:15:26,347 --> 01:15:28,045
real.
1548
01:15:28,045 --> 01:15:29,350
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1549
01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:30,961
MR. REED:
And, thank you, Prophet.
1550
01:15:31,570 --> 01:15:33,180
We are very grateful
for your passage
1551
01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:34,660
to the other side.
1552
01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:36,532
[WHEEZING]
1553
01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:40,187
Your prophecy will be recorded
into our liturgical texts.
1554
01:15:40,187 --> 01:15:43,495
Come. You must be exhausted.
Take my arm.
1555
01:15:43,495 --> 01:15:45,323
[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
1556
01:15:47,978 --> 01:15:50,067
[BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY]
1557
01:15:52,765 --> 01:15:53,853
[INDISTINCT WHISPERING]
1558
01:15:53,853 --> 01:15:56,029
[INAUDIBLE]
1559
01:15:56,029 --> 01:15:58,118
[DOOR UNLOCKS]
1560
01:15:58,641 --> 01:15:59,990
[MATCH SCRAPING]
1561
01:16:01,861 --> 01:16:02,949
[PROPHET WHIMPERS]
1562
01:16:02,949 --> 01:16:04,081
[DOOR CREAKS, SHUTS]
1563
01:16:08,607 --> 01:16:09,695
Well, now.
1564
01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:13,481
You see, this is rather
interesting because...
1565
01:16:13,481 --> 01:16:15,832
- [OBJECT CLANKS]
- [MR. REED CHUCKLES]
1566
01:16:15,832 --> 01:16:19,836
I know that one of you
has been lying
1567
01:16:21,359 --> 01:16:23,840
since you first got here.
[CHUCKLING]
1568
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:26,146
And do you know
how I know that?
1569
01:16:26,146 --> 01:16:27,800
Excuse me, can I...
can I take that?
1570
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:29,933
I know from the way
1571
01:16:29,933 --> 01:16:33,980
that the fire reacts
to each of you.
1572
01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:35,068
A.
1573
01:16:36,635 --> 01:16:37,723
B.
1574
01:16:38,376 --> 01:16:40,552
Yeah. One of you has
a very, very... [CHUCKLING]
1575
01:16:40,552 --> 01:16:43,599
...very big secret,
but we will know more soon.
1576
01:16:44,556 --> 01:16:47,037
There will be
before you saw a woman die
1577
01:16:47,037 --> 01:16:49,779
and come back to life,
and there will be after.
1578
01:16:50,301 --> 01:16:52,477
[BLOWS] Books will be written
about it.
1579
01:16:52,477 --> 01:16:55,611
So choose your words
very carefully when I ask,
1580
01:16:56,263 --> 01:16:57,351
what did you witness?
1581
01:16:59,571 --> 01:17:00,790
Tell me. Tell me what you saw.
1582
01:17:01,660 --> 01:17:02,922
How did she...
1583
01:17:02,922 --> 01:17:04,620
I don't know...
1584
01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:06,186
And if you didn't
see something transcendental,
1585
01:17:06,186 --> 01:17:07,405
you absolutely must tell me.
1586
01:17:07,405 --> 01:17:08,580
I don't know.
1587
01:17:08,580 --> 01:17:10,016
'Cause if I'm wrong,
1588
01:17:10,016 --> 01:17:11,714
I need to hear it.
That's why you're here.
1589
01:17:11,714 --> 01:17:13,367
It's a contrived experiment.
We are your prisoners!
1590
01:17:13,367 --> 01:17:15,282
- It doesn't make sense...
- MR. REED: Oh, pooh!
1591
01:17:15,282 --> 01:17:16,762
- We're all prisoners together.
- ...for us to have an opinion!
1592
01:17:16,762 --> 01:17:18,285
You must know by now
that any of us can leave
1593
01:17:18,285 --> 01:17:19,417
whenever we want,
but why would we want,
1594
01:17:19,417 --> 01:17:20,984
after what we've seen?
1595
01:17:20,984 --> 01:17:23,247
I saw it. I saw it.
1596
01:17:23,247 --> 01:17:24,857
I heard her describe
1597
01:17:24,857 --> 01:17:26,554
what she experienced
on the other side.
1598
01:17:26,554 --> 01:17:28,600
Great! What did you hear?
1599
01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:31,908
She said
there was a conductor.
1600
01:17:31,908 --> 01:17:34,693
- Yes. Yeah.
- Did she mean angel?
1601
01:17:34,693 --> 01:17:37,261
She had a feeling
of disassociation,
1602
01:17:37,261 --> 01:17:39,829
a feeling that something
wasn't real.
1603
01:17:39,829 --> 01:17:40,960
That's it.
1604
01:17:41,831 --> 01:17:42,962
So now you know.
1605
01:17:44,572 --> 01:17:45,661
Now, we know?
1606
01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:46,879
Yeah, now, you know.
1607
01:17:48,054 --> 01:17:49,142
Know?
1608
01:17:50,317 --> 01:17:51,667
I can show you God.
1609
01:17:53,059 --> 01:17:56,019
If you're willing to die.
1610
01:17:56,019 --> 01:17:59,022
It... it can be painless.
It can be temporary.
1611
01:17:59,022 --> 01:18:00,980
Like the Prophet,
you can be brought back.
1612
01:18:02,242 --> 01:18:03,940
It doesn't have
to be frightening at all.
1613
01:18:03,940 --> 01:18:05,332
I'll tell you... I'll tell you
what's frightening.
1614
01:18:05,332 --> 01:18:06,986
Not knowing is frightening!
1615
01:18:06,986 --> 01:18:08,640
Where do we come from?
What are we doing here?
1616
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:10,337
What's our purpose?
1617
01:18:10,337 --> 01:18:12,818
The terror of those questions
is why religions exist.
1618
01:18:12,818 --> 01:18:14,690
I can answer
those questions for you.
1619
01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:17,693
I can give you a comfort
no religion in the world
1620
01:18:18,650 --> 01:18:19,825
is capable of giving you.
1621
01:18:22,001 --> 01:18:23,742
It all makes sense now.
1622
01:18:26,049 --> 01:18:28,094
I've been asking myself
all night,
1623
01:18:29,182 --> 01:18:31,750
how is he gonna
make killing us our idea?
1624
01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:32,838
[MR. REED SIGHS]
1625
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:36,189
Sister Barnes,
you're in a muddle.
1626
01:18:36,189 --> 01:18:37,538
I know. I can't tell
1627
01:18:37,538 --> 01:18:39,105
if you're playing chess
or checkers.
1628
01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:41,368
Monopoly!
1629
01:18:41,368 --> 01:18:42,543
Come on, it was right there.
1630
01:18:42,543 --> 01:18:44,502
You didn't show us a miracle.
1631
01:18:44,502 --> 01:18:46,069
Okay, what did I show you?
1632
01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:48,724
That wasn't a miracle.
1633
01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,464
MR. REED: So you say.
What did I show you?
1634
01:18:50,464 --> 01:18:52,640
That was not a miracle!
1635
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:53,903
What did I show you?
1636
01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:58,298
It was a magic trick.
1637
01:19:00,039 --> 01:19:01,649
MR. REED: A magic trick?
1638
01:19:01,649 --> 01:19:03,739
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1639
01:19:06,872 --> 01:19:09,135
You wanna know why
we don't talk about Taco Bell?
1640
01:19:10,093 --> 01:19:11,877
It killed me
when I was four years old.
1641
01:19:11,877 --> 01:19:15,098
Fifty people were hospitalized
from an E. coli outbreak.
1642
01:19:15,098 --> 01:19:17,056
The kids at school
called me Taco Hell
1643
01:19:17,056 --> 01:19:18,492
'cause I was clinically dead
1644
01:19:18,492 --> 01:19:20,712
while doctors operated
on my kidneys.
1645
01:19:23,106 --> 01:19:24,324
When I was dead,
1646
01:19:25,238 --> 01:19:28,851
I saw exactly
what your prophet described.
1647
01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:31,549
A blinding white light,
1648
01:19:31,549 --> 01:19:35,074
clouds, but not Heaven,
a sense of wanting to return,
1649
01:19:35,074 --> 01:19:37,555
a feeling that my state
of reality wasn't real.
1650
01:19:39,687 --> 01:19:41,298
That wasn't a prophecy.
1651
01:19:42,342 --> 01:19:44,954
That was a near-death
experience.
1652
01:19:45,650 --> 01:19:47,130
When the oxygen
leaves your brain
1653
01:19:47,130 --> 01:19:49,219
or your heart stops pumping,
your mind
1654
01:19:49,697 --> 01:19:51,525
creates unbelievable things.
1655
01:19:51,525 --> 01:19:55,138
I think you've been
keeping this woman
1656
01:19:55,138 --> 01:19:57,314
on the edge of death
in order to ask her questions
1657
01:19:57,314 --> 01:19:59,707
about meaningless
hallucinations
1658
01:19:59,707 --> 01:20:02,145
so that you can substantiate
your idea
1659
01:20:02,145 --> 01:20:05,365
of what the one,
true religion really is.
1660
01:20:06,497 --> 01:20:07,890
MR. REED: Did you know...
1661
01:20:08,412 --> 01:20:09,543
that when you remember
something,
1662
01:20:09,543 --> 01:20:11,023
you're really only remembering
1663
01:20:11,023 --> 01:20:12,459
the last time you remembered
that experience?
1664
01:20:14,374 --> 01:20:16,028
You're not actually
recalling the event.
1665
01:20:16,028 --> 01:20:19,989
So your memory of dying
at Taco Bell... [CHUCKLING]
1666
01:20:19,989 --> 01:20:21,338
...isn't really of dying,
1667
01:20:21,338 --> 01:20:23,035
it's of the memory
of the memory
1668
01:20:23,035 --> 01:20:24,689
of the memory
of the memory of the memory...
1669
01:20:24,689 --> 01:20:27,257
stop me... [CHUCKLES]
...of that event.
1670
01:20:28,084 --> 01:20:30,216
So you're remembering
a false correlation
1671
01:20:30,216 --> 01:20:31,870
with the experience
you've just witnessed.
1672
01:20:31,870 --> 01:20:35,134
But this,
this is happening right now!
1673
01:20:36,092 --> 01:20:39,225
That's why I think,
Sister Barnes, Sister Paxton,
1674
01:20:39,225 --> 01:20:41,140
that you really need
to pay attention
1675
01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:42,750
because I promise you...
[CHUCKLING]
1676
01:20:42,750 --> 01:20:44,491
...we're not talking
about a magic trick.
1677
01:20:45,753 --> 01:20:47,625
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1678
01:20:50,758 --> 01:20:52,108
No,
1679
01:20:52,108 --> 01:20:54,545
we're talking
about magic underwear...
1680
01:20:54,545 --> 01:20:55,981
- [SLASHING]
- [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
1681
01:21:01,769 --> 01:21:02,988
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1682
01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:08,907
[INAUDIBLE SCREAMING]
1683
01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:19,048
[IMPERCEPTIBLE]
1684
01:21:23,922 --> 01:21:26,098
[INAUDIBLE SCREAMING]
1685
01:21:39,546 --> 01:21:41,679
[SCREAMING] Help me! Help!
1686
01:21:41,679 --> 01:21:43,550
[WIND GUSTING]
1687
01:21:47,685 --> 01:21:49,861
[SOBS]
1688
01:21:51,254 --> 01:21:52,603
[INHALES SHARPLY]
1689
01:21:54,605 --> 01:21:55,867
[SIGHS]
1690
01:21:58,522 --> 01:21:59,915
[EXHALES SHAKILY]
1691
01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,351
MR. REED:
She'll come back to us!
1692
01:22:02,439 --> 01:22:03,657
I promise!
1693
01:22:06,182 --> 01:22:08,227
Sister Paxton,
do not be scared!
1694
01:22:08,227 --> 01:22:09,489
She will rise again.
1695
01:22:10,055 --> 01:22:11,491
Challenge him.
1696
01:22:11,491 --> 01:22:12,579
Debate.
1697
01:22:13,058 --> 01:22:14,277
Challenge him.
1698
01:22:15,365 --> 01:22:17,149
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1699
01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:22,415
[FOOTSTEPS]
1700
01:22:22,415 --> 01:22:24,417
MR. REED: Come on, now,
Sister B.
1701
01:22:25,853 --> 01:22:26,985
Wakey-wakey!
1702
01:22:27,681 --> 01:22:29,205
- [WATER DRIPPING]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
1703
01:22:29,205 --> 01:22:30,902
whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, that's not it.
1704
01:22:30,902 --> 01:22:33,600
That's not it.
That's a... a mucky pup.
1705
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:34,688
Let's have that.
[CHUCKLES]
1706
01:22:38,127 --> 01:22:39,780
Moments. It'll be moments.
1707
01:22:40,259 --> 01:22:41,565
Let's have one
of your drum rolls, yeah?
1708
01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:45,308
Whoop!
1709
01:22:48,659 --> 01:22:50,748
Hey! [SNIFFLES]
1710
01:22:54,012 --> 01:22:55,535
I'm very sorry.
1711
01:22:55,535 --> 01:22:57,015
Something is wrong.
1712
01:22:57,711 --> 01:22:59,322
[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
1713
01:22:59,322 --> 01:23:00,540
I'm now worried...
1714
01:23:02,499 --> 01:23:03,761
that she's not...
1715
01:23:03,761 --> 01:23:04,849
[BOX CUTTER OPENS]
1716
01:23:04,849 --> 01:23:05,981
...coming back to us.
1717
01:23:08,809 --> 01:23:10,028
Yeah.
1718
01:23:10,028 --> 01:23:11,464
[GRUNTS SOFTLY]
1719
01:23:11,464 --> 01:23:12,813
Oh, yeah.
1720
01:23:12,813 --> 01:23:14,859
- [SOBS]
- MR. REED: Oh, yeah.
1721
01:23:18,210 --> 01:23:19,298
Yep.
1722
01:23:20,038 --> 01:23:21,126
Yep.
1723
01:23:21,735 --> 01:23:23,041
Yeah.
1724
01:23:23,041 --> 01:23:24,521
There it is.
1725
01:23:24,521 --> 01:23:25,957
[GRUNTS]
1726
01:23:25,957 --> 01:23:27,089
No, it isn't.
1727
01:23:27,089 --> 01:23:28,786
That was a vein.
1728
01:23:28,786 --> 01:23:30,005
[MR. REED GRUNTS]
1729
01:23:30,005 --> 01:23:31,789
[SQUELCHING]
1730
01:23:31,789 --> 01:23:34,574
A-ha! [CHUCKLES] A-ha.
1731
01:23:34,574 --> 01:23:36,533
[TENSE MUSIC BUILDS]
1732
01:23:37,795 --> 01:23:39,231
The implant.
1733
01:23:39,231 --> 01:23:41,364
This is why she can't
come back to us.
1734
01:23:42,321 --> 01:23:43,496
Take a look!
1735
01:23:44,236 --> 01:23:45,542
I'm very sorry.
1736
01:23:46,456 --> 01:23:49,589
But Sister Barnes,
she's a program.
1737
01:23:52,157 --> 01:23:54,203
She's not real.
1738
01:23:54,203 --> 01:23:56,031
Do you know what gave it away?
1739
01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:57,510
The candles.
1740
01:23:57,510 --> 01:24:00,078
What are you saying?
I don't understand.
1741
01:24:00,078 --> 01:24:01,819
No, no, I know.
I know. I know.
1742
01:24:02,472 --> 01:24:03,560
How could you?
1743
01:24:05,779 --> 01:24:07,564
[SHUDDERS]
1744
01:24:08,869 --> 01:24:11,133
Can you explain it to me?
1745
01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:16,442
Are you, Sister Paxton,
1746
01:24:17,139 --> 01:24:20,098
familiar with
the Daoist concept
1747
01:24:20,098 --> 01:24:22,013
of "The Butterfly Dream"?
1748
01:24:22,013 --> 01:24:23,841
PAXTON: A butterfly...
1749
01:24:23,841 --> 01:24:27,105
A butterfly flaps its wings
and causes a typhoon?
1750
01:24:27,105 --> 01:24:28,628
That is
"The Butterfly Effect."
1751
01:24:28,628 --> 01:24:31,109
Common mistake. No.
"The Butterfly Dream"...
1752
01:24:31,109 --> 01:24:32,632
[CLATTERING]
1753
01:24:32,632 --> 01:24:34,634
...concerns an ancient
Chinese philosopher
1754
01:24:34,634 --> 01:24:36,288
who asked himself
the following question.
1755
01:24:36,288 --> 01:24:38,638
- [OBJECT CLATTERS]
- "Was I a man dreaming
1756
01:24:38,638 --> 01:24:40,118
"I'm a butterfly,
or am I now..."
1757
01:24:40,118 --> 01:24:41,598
[THUD]
1758
01:24:41,598 --> 01:24:44,340
"...a butterfly dreaming
that I am a man?"
1759
01:24:44,340 --> 01:24:45,819
Come and sit down.
1760
01:24:45,819 --> 01:24:47,430
Come on.
[CLICKS TONGUE] Here.
1761
01:24:47,430 --> 01:24:48,561
[SIGHS]
1762
01:24:51,173 --> 01:24:53,131
[SCRAPING ON TABLE]
1763
01:24:56,265 --> 01:24:57,309
This is us.
1764
01:24:58,093 --> 01:25:00,007
You and me alone together.
1765
01:25:00,007 --> 01:25:01,096
That was Barnes.
1766
01:25:01,748 --> 01:25:02,880
Bye-bye, Barnes.
1767
01:25:03,881 --> 01:25:07,145
I have come
to a dark realization
1768
01:25:07,145 --> 01:25:10,496
that we exist inside
a simulation so advanced
1769
01:25:10,496 --> 01:25:13,064
that we cannot tell the
difference between real life
1770
01:25:14,152 --> 01:25:15,762
and artificial dream.
1771
01:25:15,762 --> 01:25:19,331
You heard the Prophet.
She said, "It is not real."
1772
01:25:20,550 --> 01:25:23,422
You see, fire dynamics
are very difficult to render.
1773
01:25:23,422 --> 01:25:26,033
I've noticed this anomaly
in its behavior
1774
01:25:26,033 --> 01:25:28,253
when it interacts
with simulated NPCs,
1775
01:25:28,253 --> 01:25:31,430
like poor old Sister B.
1776
01:25:31,430 --> 01:25:35,086
She couldn't come back to us,
but when you die,
1777
01:25:35,086 --> 01:25:40,047
finger, please,
you will pass through death
1778
01:25:40,047 --> 01:25:42,267
- and wake up...
- [BOX CUTTER RATTLES]
1779
01:25:42,267 --> 01:25:43,616
...into the real world.
1780
01:25:44,051 --> 01:25:45,488
What do you think?
1781
01:25:45,488 --> 01:25:46,924
Yes, no, maybe?
1782
01:25:48,317 --> 01:25:49,535
Um...
1783
01:25:52,277 --> 01:25:53,931
That's a theory.
1784
01:25:55,628 --> 01:25:57,152
Well yeah,
you're very welcome to...
1785
01:25:58,457 --> 01:25:59,980
to challenge my premise.
I love that.
1786
01:26:02,113 --> 01:26:03,462
- [BOX CUTTER CLOSES]
- Go for it.
1787
01:26:03,462 --> 01:26:05,377
[SNIFFLING]
1788
01:26:08,337 --> 01:26:11,340
I don't think
this is a microchip.
1789
01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,255
MR. REED: Oh?
1790
01:26:13,255 --> 01:26:16,083
I think it's a contraceptive.
1791
01:26:18,129 --> 01:26:21,132
A... a birth control implant.
1792
01:26:22,699 --> 01:26:23,787
Huh.
1793
01:26:25,310 --> 01:26:27,791
Tell me, have you ever met
1794
01:26:27,791 --> 01:26:30,228
a Mormon missionary
who was on birth control?
1795
01:26:32,143 --> 01:26:37,235
Did "Sister Barnes" say
she was on birth control?
1796
01:26:37,235 --> 01:26:38,715
PAXTON: Our church
would've made her
1797
01:26:38,715 --> 01:26:40,543
feel ashamed about it,
1798
01:26:40,543 --> 01:26:42,153
and she would've been
too embarrassed.
1799
01:26:43,285 --> 01:26:45,200
- Simulation theory is...
- Ah!
1800
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,985
"Hypothesis," please.
Sorry, it doesn't matter.
1801
01:26:48,725 --> 01:26:51,423
Simulation hypothesis
1802
01:26:51,423 --> 01:26:54,165
is not testable, is it?
1803
01:26:55,645 --> 01:26:58,169
No, it's a matter of belief,
like any religion.
1804
01:26:59,083 --> 01:27:01,477
You either believe it,
green door,
1805
01:27:01,477 --> 01:27:03,130
or you don't believe it,
purple door.
1806
01:27:04,306 --> 01:27:06,873
With all due respect,
1807
01:27:08,048 --> 01:27:09,136
I...
1808
01:27:09,746 --> 01:27:11,443
I don't believe it.
1809
01:27:12,618 --> 01:27:15,882
I'm not smart enough
to say why, I just don't.
1810
01:27:16,579 --> 01:27:18,755
Do you believe the miracle
that I showed you?
1811
01:27:19,364 --> 01:27:20,539
PAXTON: Yes.
1812
01:27:20,539 --> 01:27:22,106
- Yeah?
- PAXTON: At first.
1813
01:27:23,847 --> 01:27:24,935
But now?
1814
01:27:25,414 --> 01:27:27,807
I think something
happened tonight
1815
01:27:27,807 --> 01:27:29,983
that you didn't expect.
1816
01:27:29,983 --> 01:27:31,855
It feels like
you're improvising,
1817
01:27:31,855 --> 01:27:34,336
trying to convince me
of a simulation theory
1818
01:27:34,336 --> 01:27:36,381
that's not sticking.
Am I right?
1819
01:27:39,428 --> 01:27:42,605
Uh, [CHUCKLES] are you
asking me if you're right
1820
01:27:42,605 --> 01:27:44,171
that I am improvising
1821
01:27:44,171 --> 01:27:47,305
or you're right
that the simulation narrative
1822
01:27:47,305 --> 01:27:48,524
is not sticking?
1823
01:27:48,524 --> 01:27:50,787
- Yes.
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1824
01:27:53,355 --> 01:27:54,834
High-five.
1825
01:27:54,834 --> 01:27:56,880
[GRUNTS SOFTLY, CHUCKLES]
1826
01:27:58,185 --> 01:27:59,839
So, in fact,
you agree with your friend.
1827
01:27:59,839 --> 01:28:02,277
You think that the Prophet
was just hallucinating
1828
01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:04,279
a meaningless,
near-death experience.
1829
01:28:04,888 --> 01:28:05,976
No.
1830
01:28:06,890 --> 01:28:08,892
I think you switched
the bodies.
1831
01:28:08,892 --> 01:28:10,415
[MUSIC FADES OUT]
1832
01:28:11,198 --> 01:28:13,418
I just haven't
figured out how yet.
1833
01:28:15,333 --> 01:28:16,421
I switched...
1834
01:28:17,161 --> 01:28:18,293
the bodies?
1835
01:28:20,207 --> 01:28:21,296
[FIRE CRACKLING]
1836
01:28:23,907 --> 01:28:26,866
The doorbell rang
when the Elder got here.
1837
01:28:26,866 --> 01:28:29,391
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
- [DOORBELL RINGING]
1838
01:28:29,913 --> 01:28:31,958
Which drew our attention
to the stairs.
1839
01:28:31,958 --> 01:28:34,309
You would have been
prepared for that.
1840
01:28:37,007 --> 01:28:38,878
When we came back downstairs,
1841
01:28:38,878 --> 01:28:42,229
I noticed the woman wasn't in
the same position as before.
1842
01:28:42,229 --> 01:28:43,318
It was similar...
1843
01:28:44,014 --> 01:28:45,145
PAXTON: Her head is different.
1844
01:28:45,145 --> 01:28:47,322
But it was not the exact same.
1845
01:28:48,410 --> 01:28:51,978
I think another woman
who looked exactly like her
1846
01:28:51,978 --> 01:28:53,545
came into the basement
1847
01:28:53,545 --> 01:28:55,678
through a hidden door
or something,
1848
01:28:55,678 --> 01:28:59,116
disposed of her body and then
took her place at the table.
1849
01:28:59,116 --> 01:29:00,552
I see.
1850
01:29:00,552 --> 01:29:03,250
And then,
once we got back downstairs,
1851
01:29:03,250 --> 01:29:07,559
she read off
a scripted prophecy
1852
01:29:07,559 --> 01:29:09,561
that you prepared for her.
1853
01:29:10,693 --> 01:29:14,436
Except the last thing
she said was,
1854
01:29:14,436 --> 01:29:15,785
"It is not real."
1855
01:29:15,785 --> 01:29:17,961
...not... real...
1856
01:29:18,570 --> 01:29:21,268
Maybe she was trying
to tell us
1857
01:29:21,268 --> 01:29:23,575
that the miracle wasn't real.
1858
01:29:25,316 --> 01:29:26,361
Ah.
1859
01:29:27,797 --> 01:29:29,494
You see what I mean when I say
1860
01:29:29,494 --> 01:29:31,409
something happened
that you didn't expect?
1861
01:29:32,018 --> 01:29:35,370
I think you gave her a script,
and she went off the book,
1862
01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:37,023
and now you're
trying to recover.
1863
01:29:39,112 --> 01:29:40,940
Well, if that's right,
then, uh,
1864
01:29:42,464 --> 01:29:44,770
there'd have to be another way
into this basement, yeah?
1865
01:29:45,815 --> 01:29:46,946
Shall we have a look?
1866
01:29:48,034 --> 01:29:50,123
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1867
01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:55,564
I don't think there is.
1868
01:29:56,260 --> 01:29:57,435
No.
1869
01:29:58,044 --> 01:29:59,916
I'm not doing very well,
1870
01:29:59,916 --> 01:30:01,352
Sister Paxton.
1871
01:30:01,744 --> 01:30:03,572
Unless...
1872
01:30:03,572 --> 01:30:04,747
[WATER DRIPPING]
1873
01:30:13,016 --> 01:30:15,105
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1874
01:30:22,504 --> 01:30:23,635
[RATTLING]
1875
01:30:32,775 --> 01:30:34,864
[WATER POURING]
1876
01:30:35,691 --> 01:30:37,823
[WATER DRAINING]
1877
01:30:50,227 --> 01:30:52,316
- [CLANKING]
- [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
1878
01:30:54,405 --> 01:30:56,451
[CREAKING]
1879
01:31:03,022 --> 01:31:04,502
Which means that...
1880
01:31:05,895 --> 01:31:07,505
there would have to be
a dead body down there
1881
01:31:07,505 --> 01:31:09,202
if you were right, huh?
1882
01:31:09,202 --> 01:31:10,290
PAXTON: Correct.
1883
01:31:11,335 --> 01:31:12,597
MR. REED: How will you
test your theory?
1884
01:31:13,293 --> 01:31:14,643
[SIGHS] I don't know.
1885
01:31:15,905 --> 01:31:17,689
MR. REED: But will you go
into that hole and
1886
01:31:18,429 --> 01:31:19,996
see if there's
somebody down there?
1887
01:31:19,996 --> 01:31:21,345
If I have to.
1888
01:31:22,172 --> 01:31:23,434
MR. REED: Why would you
do that?
1889
01:31:25,305 --> 01:31:27,830
Because I want
to know the truth,
1890
01:31:28,395 --> 01:31:30,528
and because the only way out
is through.
1891
01:31:31,660 --> 01:31:32,878
Robert Frost?
1892
01:31:33,531 --> 01:31:34,619
Swamp Thing.
1893
01:31:35,315 --> 01:31:36,621
[CHUCKLES]
1894
01:31:38,188 --> 01:31:39,537
Don't go into that cellar...
1895
01:31:41,539 --> 01:31:43,236
unless you are prepared
1896
01:31:43,236 --> 01:31:45,238
to discover the one,
true religion.
1897
01:31:45,238 --> 01:31:47,327
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1898
01:31:56,162 --> 01:31:58,251
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
1899
01:31:59,165 --> 01:32:00,471
[SNIFFLES]
1900
01:32:02,255 --> 01:32:04,301
[LADDER CREAKS]
1901
01:32:12,048 --> 01:32:14,137
[RISING SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
1902
01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:20,273
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- [SIGHS]
1903
01:32:20,273 --> 01:32:22,058
[FOOTSTEPS]
1904
01:32:29,456 --> 01:32:30,936
I knew it.
1905
01:32:30,936 --> 01:32:32,634
[DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS]
1906
01:32:36,942 --> 01:32:38,770
[HEAVY BREATHING]
1907
01:32:39,336 --> 01:32:41,425
- [WATER SPLASHING]
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1908
01:32:49,085 --> 01:32:51,174
[LOCK CREAKS AND CLICKS]
1909
01:32:51,174 --> 01:32:53,002
[DOOR CREAKS]
1910
01:32:57,789 --> 01:32:59,878
[CONTINUES HEAVY BREATHING]
1911
01:33:04,753 --> 01:33:06,842
[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
1912
01:33:12,108 --> 01:33:13,892
[DOOR CREAKS]
1913
01:33:25,295 --> 01:33:26,905
[SHARP INHALE]
1914
01:33:28,515 --> 01:33:30,605
[DOOR CREAKING]
1915
01:33:35,958 --> 01:33:37,829
[WATER DRIPPING]
1916
01:33:40,266 --> 01:33:42,442
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1917
01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:52,670
[CONTINUES HEAVY BREATHING]
1918
01:33:57,762 --> 01:33:59,895
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1919
01:34:12,821 --> 01:34:14,300
[GASPS]
1920
01:34:14,300 --> 01:34:15,867
[HEAVY BREATHING]
1921
01:34:21,220 --> 01:34:22,831
[MUSIC FADES OUT]
1922
01:34:22,831 --> 01:34:24,876
[DOOR CREAKING]
1923
01:34:28,314 --> 01:34:29,402
[CLANK]
1924
01:34:29,402 --> 01:34:30,839
[DISTANT WEAK WHEEZING]
1925
01:34:30,839 --> 01:34:32,405
[SHUDDERING BREATH]
1926
01:34:32,405 --> 01:34:34,277
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1927
01:34:43,808 --> 01:34:45,897
[COUGHING]
1928
01:34:46,463 --> 01:34:48,595
[FAINT GROANING]
1929
01:34:48,595 --> 01:34:50,859
[SHIVERING BREATH]
1930
01:34:55,777 --> 01:34:56,952
Hey.
1931
01:35:01,434 --> 01:35:02,740
[SNIFFLES]
1932
01:35:07,266 --> 01:35:08,398
[PAXTON SHIVERING]
1933
01:35:14,012 --> 01:35:15,710
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
1934
01:35:20,584 --> 01:35:22,412
Sorry about the cold.
1935
01:35:22,412 --> 01:35:23,500
[SNIFFLES]
1936
01:35:25,067 --> 01:35:26,285
Have you figured it out yet?
1937
01:35:26,285 --> 01:35:27,373
[PAXTON SNIFFLES]
1938
01:35:29,854 --> 01:35:31,247
I think so.
1939
01:35:33,162 --> 01:35:34,337
MR. REED: So what is it?
1940
01:35:35,468 --> 01:35:39,995
What is the one,
true religion, Sister P?
1941
01:35:39,995 --> 01:35:41,213
[PAXTON SHIVERING]
1942
01:35:41,213 --> 01:35:42,954
[SNIFFLING]
1943
01:35:42,954 --> 01:35:44,086
It's...
1944
01:35:47,524 --> 01:35:48,655
[INHALES]
1945
01:35:49,787 --> 01:35:51,310
[HEAVY BREATHING]
1946
01:35:51,310 --> 01:35:53,051
When we first arrived,
1947
01:35:53,791 --> 01:35:56,011
you left us alone
in your living room.
1948
01:35:56,011 --> 01:35:57,969
[DRAMATIC, SUSPENSEFUL
MUSIC PLAYING]
1949
01:35:57,969 --> 01:36:00,406
We thought you were talking
to your wife,
1950
01:36:00,406 --> 01:36:02,582
but you were doing
something else.
1951
01:36:03,453 --> 01:36:04,628
I was.
1952
01:36:05,063 --> 01:36:07,936
PAXTON: You took a key
from Sister Barnes' coat,
1953
01:36:07,936 --> 01:36:11,330
went outside to unlock
our bikes and hide them.
1954
01:36:15,813 --> 01:36:18,337
I noticed your hair was wet
when you came back
1955
01:36:18,337 --> 01:36:21,123
with the drinks, like you were
out in the storm.
1956
01:36:21,601 --> 01:36:23,212
You did this, I assume,
because you didn't want
1957
01:36:23,212 --> 01:36:24,517
the Elder to find our bikes
1958
01:36:24,517 --> 01:36:25,518
when he came back
looking for us.
1959
01:36:25,518 --> 01:36:27,042
[LATCH CLANKS]
1960
01:36:27,042 --> 01:36:28,391
But there was something else
on your mind.
1961
01:36:28,391 --> 01:36:29,827
[WATER POURING]
1962
01:36:29,827 --> 01:36:31,568
- There was.
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1963
01:36:33,309 --> 01:36:34,658
PAXTON: You returned
the bike key
1964
01:36:34,658 --> 01:36:36,573
to the wrong coat pocket.
1965
01:36:37,748 --> 01:36:39,706
We thought this was a mistake
you made.
1966
01:36:39,706 --> 01:36:40,751
[MOUTHING] Key.
1967
01:36:42,492 --> 01:36:44,233
PAXTON: [VOICE SHAKING]
But now I know it wasn't.
1968
01:36:44,233 --> 01:36:45,800
Why?
1969
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:47,323
[INHALES]
1970
01:36:47,323 --> 01:36:50,456
You gave the bike lock
to one of your prophets,
1971
01:36:50,456 --> 01:36:53,851
instructed them to lock
the final cellar door with it.
1972
01:36:53,851 --> 01:36:56,811
But why, why, why?
Why did I do that?
1973
01:36:57,899 --> 01:36:59,857
Because you wanted me to know
1974
01:36:59,857 --> 01:37:02,860
the only reason
I'm standing here right now
1975
01:37:02,860 --> 01:37:04,644
is because it is exactly
1976
01:37:04,644 --> 01:37:06,690
where you want me
to be standing.
1977
01:37:07,778 --> 01:37:10,128
I'm not here
because I chose to be.
1978
01:37:10,128 --> 01:37:12,435
I'm here because you made me
choose to be.
1979
01:37:12,435 --> 01:37:14,306
Oh.
1980
01:37:14,306 --> 01:37:18,310
Because you want me to believe
the one, true religion is...
1981
01:37:18,310 --> 01:37:20,138
[SIGHS]
1982
01:37:20,138 --> 01:37:21,574
...control.
1983
01:37:25,535 --> 01:37:27,319
[CHUCKLES]
1984
01:37:27,319 --> 01:37:28,930
That is exactly right.
1985
01:37:31,410 --> 01:37:34,457
Religion is just
a system of control...
1986
01:37:35,023 --> 01:37:36,372
[WHEEZING]
1987
01:37:36,938 --> 01:37:38,678
[HEAVY BREATHING]
It's okay.
1988
01:37:38,678 --> 01:37:40,332
I'll help you.
1989
01:37:40,332 --> 01:37:41,812
MR. REED: No, you see,
that's what's so interesting.
1990
01:37:41,812 --> 01:37:43,422
They don't want your help.
1991
01:37:43,422 --> 01:37:45,250
They... [CHUCKLING]
they are exactly
1992
01:37:45,250 --> 01:37:46,512
where they chose to be.
1993
01:37:46,512 --> 01:37:48,036
But you killed that woman.
1994
01:37:48,036 --> 01:37:49,341
MR. REED: I disagree.
1995
01:37:49,341 --> 01:37:51,778
She... She chose to eat
a poisoned pie
1996
01:37:51,778 --> 01:37:53,824
because of her profound faith.
1997
01:37:53,824 --> 01:37:57,654
It is called drinking the...
anyone?
1998
01:37:57,654 --> 01:37:59,482
[SNAPPING SHEARS]
1999
01:37:59,482 --> 01:38:00,831
Kool-Aid.
2000
01:38:00,831 --> 01:38:01,919
It is true...
2001
01:38:02,485 --> 01:38:04,922
that I keep these ladies
a little chilly,
2002
01:38:04,922 --> 01:38:06,445
and a little peckish,
2003
01:38:06,445 --> 01:38:07,882
for which I am very sorry.
Sorry, ladies.
2004
01:38:08,534 --> 01:38:10,362
But only for the same reason
2005
01:38:10,362 --> 01:38:11,842
that your church goes to Haiti
2006
01:38:11,842 --> 01:38:13,888
to give out Bibles
after a hurricane.
2007
01:38:14,323 --> 01:38:16,412
It's easier to control
2008
01:38:16,978 --> 01:38:19,023
- someone who has lost...
- [SHEARS CLICK]
2009
01:38:19,023 --> 01:38:20,546
- ...everything.
- [SHEARS CLICK]
2010
01:38:20,546 --> 01:38:22,418
You're absolutely right.
She did go off-book.
2011
01:38:22,418 --> 01:38:24,855
- [SHEARS SLICE]
- [PROPHET SCREAMS]
2012
01:38:24,855 --> 01:38:26,596
Why do you do this?
2013
01:38:26,596 --> 01:38:27,858
The question is,
2014
01:38:28,337 --> 01:38:29,991
why do you all let me?
2015
01:38:29,991 --> 01:38:31,079
[SPLASH]
2016
01:38:31,079 --> 01:38:32,558
[WHIMPERING]
2017
01:38:33,211 --> 01:38:34,821
[WHEEZING]
2018
01:38:34,821 --> 01:38:36,911
PAXTON: Sorry... [CRYING]
2019
01:38:36,911 --> 01:38:39,000
You are here
because the ideas of others
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have influenced every single
decision you've made
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since the day you were born,
and I've been able to predict
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every decision you would make
tonight because of that.
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[WHIMPERING]
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- [CRYING]
- [SHUSHING]
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You have allowed them
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to dictate
every decision of your life.
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[CRYING]
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They decide who you worship,
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where you worship,
what you worship.
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- [PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY]
- [SPRINKLER SPRAYING]
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They even dictate the garments
you wear under your clothes.
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The what?
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Your magic underwear.
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- [SLASHING]
- [MR. REED SCREAMS, GURGLES]
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- [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
- [PAXTON PANTING]
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[GROANING]
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[SQUELCHING]
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01:39:30,965 --> 01:39:32,575
[PANTING]
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
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01:39:47,982 --> 01:39:50,245
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
2041
01:39:56,860 --> 01:39:58,949
[PANTING]
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01:39:59,341 --> 01:40:01,212
[GRUNTING]
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[GROANS]
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[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
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[MUSIC FADES OUT]
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01:40:17,185 --> 01:40:19,013
[PANTING]
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01:40:21,580 --> 01:40:23,887
[DOOR CREAKING]
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01:40:29,936 --> 01:40:32,026
[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
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01:40:33,070 --> 01:40:34,332
[HEAVY BREATHING]
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01:40:34,332 --> 01:40:35,681
[DOOR CREAKING]
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No... No...
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No...
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[HEAVY BREATHING]
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01:40:44,038 --> 01:40:45,387
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
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01:40:51,610 --> 01:40:53,786
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SQUELCHING]
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[GASPS]
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[PAXTON WHIMPERS]
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[CLATTER]
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[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
2061
01:41:30,301 --> 01:41:31,694
[PAXTON WHIMPERING]
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01:41:35,524 --> 01:41:37,308
- [DOOR SLAMMING SHUT]
- [PAXTON GASPS]
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01:41:37,308 --> 01:41:39,528
- [PANTING]
- [MR. REED GROANING]
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[WHEEZING]
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[GROANS]
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[LAUGHS]
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[PAXTON WHIMPERING]
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01:41:52,323 --> 01:41:53,411
[GROANING]
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01:41:54,238 --> 01:41:55,500
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
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[GROANS, INHALES SHARPLY]
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MR. REED: [WEAKLY] Pray...
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[WHIMPERS]
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Pray.
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[WATER DRIPPING]
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[WHIMPERS]
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Pray for us.
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[EXHALES]
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Praying... [INHALES SHARPLY]
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...doesn't work.
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[BREATHING WEAKLY]
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01:42:23,833 --> 01:42:24,921
[PAINED BREATH]
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01:42:24,921 --> 01:42:26,488
[PAXTON PANTING]
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01:42:27,053 --> 01:42:30,187
Have you ever heard of
the great prayer experiment?
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[GRUNTING]
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01:42:34,060 --> 01:42:35,366
[GROANS]
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They divided patients
into groups.
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Those who received prayers
and those who didn't.
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The results of the study
were conclusive.
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It doesn't work.
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01:42:51,208 --> 01:42:52,601
But I think it's beautiful
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that we all pray
for each other...
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[MR. REED GROANS]
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...even though
we all probably know
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it doesn't make a difference.
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[WHEEZING]
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It's just nice to think about
someone other than yourself.
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Even if it's you.
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[GROANS]
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01:43:15,798 --> 01:43:16,973
[BREATHING WEAKLY]
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01:43:19,715 --> 01:43:21,978
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
- [PAXTON PRAYING INDISTINCTLY]
2101
01:43:22,979 --> 01:43:24,763
...I'm grateful
for all the trials
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you've given me in my life.
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And for your path
that you've laid out for me.
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[WHEEZING] Quietly.
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[MR. REED WHIMPERS]
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[MR. REED WHEEZES]
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[PAXTON CONTINUES
PRAYING INDISTINCTLY]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
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[INDISTINCT PRAYER]
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- [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
- [SLASHING]
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- [MR. REED GROANS, SCREAMS]
- [GASPS]
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BREATH TREMBLING]
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01:44:21,298 --> 01:44:23,474
[SLOW, DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
2115
01:44:53,330 --> 01:44:55,680
[SOMBER INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING]
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[IMPERCEPTIBLE]
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01:45:11,392 --> 01:45:13,481
[WATER DROPS PATTERING]
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Goodbye, Sister.
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[SNIFFLES]
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01:45:23,360 --> 01:45:24,492
[KISSES]
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01:45:24,492 --> 01:45:25,710
[SOBBING]
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01:45:26,581 --> 01:45:28,365
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
2123
01:45:28,365 --> 01:45:31,063
[PANTING]
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[WHIMPERS]
2125
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[CONTINUES PANTING]
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01:45:49,734 --> 01:45:50,953
[CREAKING]
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01:46:02,878 --> 01:46:05,054
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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01:46:12,191 --> 01:46:14,368
[PANTING]
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01:46:37,695 --> 01:46:40,002
[DRAMATIC MUSIC RISES]
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[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
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[WIND BLOWING]
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[KNOCKING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR
BY SOPHIE THATCHER PLAYING]
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01:47:12,904 --> 01:47:17,822
♪ Mama take this badge
off me ♪
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01:47:22,131 --> 01:47:27,441
♪ I can't use it anymore ♪
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01:47:31,662 --> 01:47:37,451
♪ It's getting dark
too dark to see ♪
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01:47:41,455 --> 01:47:47,548
♪ I feel like I'm knockin' on
Heaven's door ♪
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♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
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♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
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01:48:10,919 --> 01:48:16,272
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
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01:48:20,711 --> 01:48:25,934
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
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01:48:49,871 --> 01:48:55,006
♪ Mama put my guns
in the ground ♪
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01:48:59,576 --> 01:49:04,755
♪ I can't shoot them anymore ♪
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01:49:08,933 --> 01:49:14,635
♪ That long black cloud
is comin' down ♪
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01:49:18,943 --> 01:49:24,427
♪ Feels like I'm knockin' on
Heaven's door ♪
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01:49:28,823 --> 01:49:34,263
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
2146
01:49:38,484 --> 01:49:43,577
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
2147
01:49:48,407 --> 01:49:53,499
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
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01:49:58,243 --> 01:50:02,243
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪