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Listen, Bailey.

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We've been friends for a long time.

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Since we were kids.

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But I'm in high school now,
and there's something I need to tell you.

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And before you say anything,
please just... hear me out.

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I like you.
I've liked you for a long time.

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I don't know if you feel the same,
but I don't wanna dance around anymore.

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That was nice. You're good at this.

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I am too?

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Thanks.
Guess it just comes nat--

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Ow!

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Don't you knock?

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- What the fuck are you doing?
- Nothing. I was popping a zit! Get out!

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Oh. For a second there, I thought
you might have been fucking the door.

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Can you leave?

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Mom wanted me to make sure you're up.
Clearly, you are.

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Get out!

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High school's gonna murder you.

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Benj! Breakfast!

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Alyssa, will you put that away?

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The whole point of getting the nose job
was so you fixate on it less than before.

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It's called confidence.

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You're so confident,
you changed your face.

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I just didn't identify with my birth nose,

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and I had the courage
to activate my true self, so...

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Yeah. Wow. It's very brave.

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Yeah. Then your girlfriend dumped you
for Joni Hudson.

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Do not speak that whore's name
in my presence.

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Okay! Let's all just take
a big, deep breath.

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Good morning. Eat up.

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Yeah, I'm good.

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- One blueberry does not make a meal.
- Bailey and I are getting smoothies.

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- Bailey's coming over?
-"Bailey's coming over"?

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Yeah, in about 30 seconds.

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Try not to blast her through the wall
with a fire hose of come.

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Jesus! Alyssa, gross.
Can you not be disgusting, please?

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Good morning!

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Sup, Bailey?

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Hey, Benji boy.

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Morning.
Happy first day of school.

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I don't understand
why I can't drive to school with you guys.

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- We have first period free.
- Yeah, and your whole vibe sucks.

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Don't listen.
Your carpool will have a great time.

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He gonna bring you home
after musical theater?

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I... I'm not doing that anymore. It's lame.

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What? Lame! What? No! You're so talented!
You can't give that up!

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Remember when you dressed up
as Stevie Wonder, and he'd sing for us?

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I was ten. That was a million years ago.

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Aw, I remember. He was so good.

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Good? He was amazing!

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Wait, who's your carpool?

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Some senior
that the school assigned to me.

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Adam Rubens or something?

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- No?
Ruby?

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What? Is he really cool?

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No, he's, like, the worst person
in the entire school.

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Seriously?

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The kid's terrible.

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Okay. Well, you know
what that sounds like to me?

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Sounds like you could both use a friend.
How serendipitous!

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Come on, Bailey. Let's go.

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Have a great day at school. I love you!

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See you at school.
Love you too, Mom.

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What? No goodbye?

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- I love you.
Love you too.

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- Have the best day. Okay?
- Mm-hmm.

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The coolest thing you can do
is be yourself. Trust me.

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Go up to some kid,
look him right in the eye and say,

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"Hey, my name is Benj,
and I wanna be your pal.

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- Okay?
- Yeah.

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The eye contact does it.
That's confidence.

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- I love you so much.
- Yep. Love you too.

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- Please release me. Thank you.
- Okay.

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Have so much fun with your carpool.
Wear your seatbelt.

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This day is for you! You make it yours!

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Where the hell is this guy?

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- Hey! I'm Benj.
- Hurry up. We're late.

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<i>♪ I could turn you to crumbles
This is</i>... <i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ ...wanna hear your mumbles ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I got a master plan
It don't include you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm from a foreign land
Somewhere unusual... ♪</i>

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Hold this.

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And don't eat it.

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I'm not gonna eat it.

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Fucking right you're not.
I'm not your fucking lunch car, bro.

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Are you okay, man?

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- Adam? Hello?

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Light's green.
Dude, wake up. The light's green.

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Fucking idiot!

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- Ruby!

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- Gimme that.

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- Did you take a bite of this?
- No.

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Freshmen sit in the front?
Who the fuck made that rule?

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Please let it go. I already got the runs.

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Dude.

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- Don't tell me that's a lunch box.
- What's wrong with my lunch box?

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You trying to get us killed?
Get rid of it.

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Hold on! Let's see what we got.

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You know my mom went all out on day one.

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What the...

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He ate my sandwich!

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Who?

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Dennis! Her stupid-ass boyfriend!

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Your mom's still with that scumbag?

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Yes, and he's ruining my life.

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The other night, he woke me up
to ask if he could borrow a condom.

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Man, you put up with that shit?

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What am I supposed to do?

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I don't know! Slap him.
Ass his toothbrush. Just do something.

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No. Sometimes,
the best thing to do is nothing.

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When you get attacked by an animal,
you play dead.

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I'm not wired that way.

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When someone disrespects me,
I show him where the line is.

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<i>Gang gang, y'all!
Happy first day of school.</i>

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<i>The sun's shining, the birds are chirping,
and your boy Koosh has a breaking--</i>

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<i>The fuck you just say?</i>

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- I--
- You're not Koosh. That's my name.

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But we're both Koushanis though.
Can't we share it?

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Bro, you wanna rep the Koosh brand,
you gotta live up to it.

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Until then, I hear anyone call you Koosh,
I'mma throttle you.

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Okay.

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Jeez.

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Can I ask... what the brand is?

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Fucking legendary king shit, dog.

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Sick. How'd you get that started?

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I ripped a senior's ear off
before the first bell rang.

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Jesus! Can't you just tell people
I'm your cool younger bro?

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Nah, homey. You gotta forge your own path.

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I'm trying to build your character.

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Oh.

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Thanks.

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But figure that shit out fast.
Like, this week, all right?

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Before everyone realizes
what a bitch you are.

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Out.

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Are we not driving in?

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I am. Not with some
bitch-ass freshman in the car.

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I'm only doing this
to get out of detention.

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Let's go! I'm late!

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Nice kid.

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Move, pussies!
- What the fuck, man?

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I have a bad feeling about this.

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Gentlemen!
Ready for the best year of our lives?

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It was almost the last year of our lives.
You fuckin' see that shit?

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Ancient history. Once that bell rings,
we're in high school.

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- Know what that means?
- New teachers?

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- Pressure from our parents to succeed?
- Pubes?

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No, it means we have a fresh start.
Anything is possible.

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Here comes Koosh.

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- Do we still have to hang out with him?
- He's our friend.

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He's an asshole.

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Well, well. If it isn't the dick
and his two weird little balls.

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- Hey, Koosh.
Hello, Koosh.

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- Don't forget. I'm serious.

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You can't call me Koosh anymore.

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My brother says I haven't earned the name.
He'll pound me every time he hears it.

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- What are we supposed to call you?
- My real name, I guess.

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Dangah?

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It's Danah, ass.

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Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up, fuckos.

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You'll be chugging my hog
when you hear what I have in store.

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My parents are
going out of town this weekend,

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and yours truly
is throwing a massive rager.

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Five kegs. Sick-ass DJ.

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Insane dong-to-puss ratio.
Shit's gonna be fucking lit!

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How are you gonna pull that off?
We're your only friends.

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My brother's helping.

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Oh, so Kayvon is throwing a party.

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We... we both are.

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That sounds terrifying.
Are freshmen even allowed?

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Fuck no! But I'm VIP,
and you clits are my three plus-ones.

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That's plus-three, you fucking idiot.

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Two and a half
if we count your shrimpy ass.

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- Fuck you, man!
- Hey!

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It's perfect.
That's where I'll make my move on Bailey.

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Ah, man. What happened to starting fresh?

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Yeah, Bailey's great,
but she's a sophomore, man.

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It's never gonna happen.

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Something happened this summer,
and I think I got a real shot.

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<i>One night, I couldn't sleep,
so I went downstairs to make a snack.</i>

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Hi there.

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You fucked her?

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What? No! Wanna hear the story or not?

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Sorry. I just... I just got
a little excited. Okay? Go on.

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Okay, I was pretty surprised,
but I played it cool.

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Bailey, hey. What are you doing up?

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Your sister snores like a Saint Bernard.
She should really sue her plastic surgeon.

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Totally.

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You know, I... I... I love dogs.

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You mind if I hang out?

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It's your house.

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<i>So we start talking,
and it's going great.</i>

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<i>I mean, the conversation's flowing.
We're giggling and shit.</i>

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<i>I don't even know what I said,
but I was in the zone.</i>

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You know, I don't completely hate
hanging out with you.

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Wow. That's... Thank you.

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Let's not make a public display of it.
Don't talk to me at school.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I won't. For sure.

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I'm fucking with you.

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You can talk to me.
We'll grab a beer sometime.

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<i>We were firing on all cylinders.</i>

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<i>But then...</i>

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- Ooh-hoo!

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- Okay. Now we're getting somewhere.
- Damn!

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This is where the story should've started!

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All right, what happened next?
Did you make a move? You touch it?

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- I froze up.
- And she never noticed?

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She did eventually.

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Has my boob been out this whole time?

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Whose boob?

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My boob.

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- Sorry. Repeat the question?
- What the fuck? Why didn't you say?

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I'm sorry. I just didn't want
the conversation to end.

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<i>Nice recovery. Then what happened?</i>

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<i>Well, nothing. She went to bed.</i>

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That's it? You're kidding me, right?

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Aight, wait. I'm confused.

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How does that story
make you think you have a chance?

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You had to be there.

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For the first time,
she saw me as a man. An adult man.

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One to ten me on her nipple.

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Twelve.

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- Oh yeah!

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<i>♪ When you see me
Better call me the king ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Address me "Your Highness" please ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I am king ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When you see me
Bow down and kiss the ring... ♪</i>

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Holy shit! Peek this one.

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Hey, you! Little man.
- Me?

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Bro, how old are you?

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I... I... I'm 15.

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Fuck off! Months or years?

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Bro, you are crazy-looking.

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Your name is "Fetus" now.

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Oh, uh, I don't... I don't know about that.

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I do. Later, Fetus.

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Mamma mia! That one looks like a meatball.

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Holy shit. You! You! Get over here.

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Fuck! Game over.
I'm Fetus for the next four years.

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00:12:28.372 --> 00:12:32.084
I'm the oldest person in our grade,
and I look like fucking Thumbelina.

242
00:12:32.084 --> 00:12:34.587
- To be fair, she was adorable.
- Whoa!

243
00:12:34.587 --> 00:12:37.214
<i>♪ Hey, welcome to your destination ♪</i>

244
00:12:37.214 --> 00:12:39.091
<i>♪ Temperature has got you blazin' ♪</i>

245
00:12:39.091 --> 00:12:40.676
<i>♪ And it's so exhilarating... ♪</i>

246
00:12:40.676 --> 00:12:41.969
What the fuck is that?

247
00:12:41.969 --> 00:12:45.014
That's Katrina Aurienna.
Dopest chick in school.

248
00:12:45.014 --> 00:12:46.640
Half a million followers.

249
00:12:46.640 --> 00:12:48.434
Max Solen's brother cheated on her.

250
00:12:48.434 --> 00:12:51.145
She iced him out so bad,
he had to transfer schools.

251
00:12:51.145 --> 00:12:52.938
<i>- ♪ You want me... ♪</i>
Mm-mm.

252
00:12:52.938 --> 00:12:55.232
- I'm not ready for something like that.
I am.

253
00:12:55.232 --> 00:12:56.525
She'll be at my party.

254
00:12:56.525 --> 00:12:58.235
Your brother's party.

255
00:12:58.235 --> 00:13:00.696
- Fuck off, Eddie. It's mine too.

256
00:13:00.696 --> 00:13:03.073
Okay. I'll see you later.
I'm going to class.

257
00:13:08.579 --> 00:13:11.248
Planko! My brother from another mother.

258
00:13:13.584 --> 00:13:14.960
It's Studebaker.

259
00:13:14.960 --> 00:13:17.671
Yeah, listen.
Last time, you said it was late notice.

260
00:13:17.671 --> 00:13:19.882
So this time,
I'm getting in front of that bitch.

261
00:13:19.882 --> 00:13:23.219
Friday night, my place,
poker with the boys. Are you in?

262
00:13:23.803 --> 00:13:24.637
Fuck.

263
00:13:24.637 --> 00:13:26.388
I can pivot, bro. Saturday night.

264
00:13:26.388 --> 00:13:28.599
Let's do it Saturday night.
Problem solved.

265
00:13:29.099 --> 00:13:30.017
I--

266
00:13:32.311 --> 00:13:34.688
Yeah, look, man,
I'm gonna level with you, okay?

267
00:13:34.688 --> 00:13:36.524
Allie and I, we... we broke up.

268
00:13:36.524 --> 00:13:39.568
No, it's okay, don't apologize.
It's all good, you know?

269
00:13:39.568 --> 00:13:44.031
Better, actually. It's gonna be better.
All right, uh, be good, okay?

270
00:13:44.031 --> 00:13:46.659
Talk soon. All right, brother. Later.

271
00:13:54.250 --> 00:13:57.169
Muldoon! Your wife
still got you by the balls?

272
00:13:59.046 --> 00:14:01.257
I'm sorry, buddy.
I thought she was in remission.

273
00:14:07.930 --> 00:14:10.766
All right, people, let's get after it.

274
00:14:10.766 --> 00:14:13.894
I'm Mr. Studebaker.
Welcome to Intro to Chem.

275
00:14:13.894 --> 00:14:17.231
Chem, short for chemistry.
Intro, short for introduction.

276
00:14:17.231 --> 00:14:19.525
If I've lost you already,
well, then you're fucked.

277
00:14:21.694 --> 00:14:22.528
My dude.

278
00:14:23.487 --> 00:14:24.572
Tell me your name.

279
00:14:25.364 --> 00:14:27.324
- Benj.
- Benj? With a J?

280
00:14:27.324 --> 00:14:29.535
All right, well, hit the J, bro.
Let 'em know.

281
00:14:29.535 --> 00:14:32.621
Can you tell me what the chemical formula
for water is, Benj?

282
00:14:33.289 --> 00:14:34.123
H2O.

283
00:14:34.123 --> 00:14:35.249
Whoa!

284
00:14:35.791 --> 00:14:36.792
Genius alert!

285
00:14:37.376 --> 00:14:39.628
Can anybody tell me what would happen

286
00:14:40.170 --> 00:14:43.048
if I took some of this H2O

287
00:14:43.883 --> 00:14:48.512
and mixed it with hydrogen peroxide
and some garden-variety dish soap?

288
00:14:48.512 --> 00:14:50.806
Anybody? No?

289
00:14:50.806 --> 00:14:52.808
I guess we're just gonna have to find out.

290
00:14:52.808 --> 00:14:53.851
Look out!

291
00:14:57.438 --> 00:14:59.315
Huh. That's weird.

292
00:14:59.315 --> 00:15:03.736
Why don't we add a little potassium iodide
just to see what happens?

293
00:15:06.447 --> 00:15:07.698
Sick!
Whoa!

294
00:15:07.698 --> 00:15:11.619
All right. Listen,
all I ask is that you be on time,

295
00:15:11.619 --> 00:15:13.245
be engaged,

296
00:15:13.245 --> 00:15:16.165
and if the entire class
can maintain a B average,

297
00:15:16.790 --> 00:15:18.542
I'll teach you how to make a nuclear bomb.

298
00:15:19.960 --> 00:15:23.130
I'm kidding. But I will teach you
how to make a Drano bomb.

299
00:15:23.130 --> 00:15:26.258
That way, you can blow up mailboxes
and, you know, shit like that.

300
00:15:31.931 --> 00:15:35.225
<i>♪ Yeah, I'm feeling like a ghost
When we pull up in the Phantom ♪</i>

301
00:15:35.225 --> 00:15:37.519
<i>♪ Yeah, we killin' it, killin' it, whoa ♪</i>

302
00:15:40.397 --> 00:15:42.066
Are we making a stop?

303
00:15:42.066 --> 00:15:43.567
Uh, I gotta do somethin'.

304
00:15:45.069 --> 00:15:45.945
Dope.

305
00:15:48.113 --> 00:15:49.823
I just have a lot of homework to do, so...

306
00:15:49.823 --> 00:15:51.283
Well, the sooner you shut up,

307
00:15:51.283 --> 00:15:53.661
the sooner you'll get
to your precious homework.

308
00:15:53.661 --> 00:15:55.412
I don't see how that makes sense.

309
00:15:57.164 --> 00:15:58.582
- Just shut up.
- Okay.

310
00:16:01.377 --> 00:16:02.294
What's that?

311
00:16:02.294 --> 00:16:04.672
Vitamin D. Selling it.

312
00:16:04.672 --> 00:16:06.757
Can't you buy that at, like, Whole Foods?

313
00:16:06.757 --> 00:16:10.010
Well, you could, but I tell people
it's ecstasy, dummy. Let's roll.

314
00:16:10.010 --> 00:16:11.971
What? No! I'm not going. That's illegal.

315
00:16:12.888 --> 00:16:15.557
And that's okay,
but I have a lot of homework to do--

316
00:16:15.557 --> 00:16:18.352
Bro, shut up about homework, okay?

317
00:16:18.352 --> 00:16:21.230
I could not give less of a fuck
about homework. You know this.

318
00:16:21.230 --> 00:16:22.523
We're a carpool, dog.

319
00:16:22.523 --> 00:16:26.110
I'm not trying to be difficult.
I don't know if I can do this.

320
00:16:27.695 --> 00:16:30.739
Just calm down, okay? All right?

321
00:16:30.739 --> 00:16:32.950
- Just breathe. Everything will be fine.
- Okay.

322
00:16:32.950 --> 00:16:34.159
Are you calm?

323
00:16:35.285 --> 00:16:37.204
- Yeah.
- Good. Check this out.

324
00:16:37.204 --> 00:16:39.832
What the fuck is that?

325
00:16:39.832 --> 00:16:42.918
Freaking cattle prod, bro! Amazon Prime!

326
00:16:42.918 --> 00:16:45.295
Anything goes wrong,
I'mma light these fuckers up.

327
00:16:45.295 --> 00:16:46.213
Let's go.

328
00:16:46.213 --> 00:16:47.631
No, I'm not going.

329
00:16:50.801 --> 00:16:52.219
All right. Listen, kid.

330
00:16:52.928 --> 00:16:54.388
Here's what's gonna happen.

331
00:16:54.388 --> 00:16:55.889
I'm gonna count to three.

332
00:16:55.889 --> 00:16:58.100
If you're not out of this car
by that time,

333
00:16:58.100 --> 00:17:00.811
I will zap you so hard,
you shit lightning.

334
00:17:01.520 --> 00:17:02.730
- One...

335
00:17:04.398 --> 00:17:06.191
<i>♪ Sometimes simple things
That make it hard ♪</i>

336
00:17:06.775 --> 00:17:08.694
<i>♪ Spoiled baby tees with credit cards ♪</i>

337
00:17:09.570 --> 00:17:11.613
<i>♪ Overtime always on my mind... ♪</i>

338
00:17:12.239 --> 00:17:15.159
Where do these guys go to school?
- Don't even think they go.

339
00:17:15.159 --> 00:17:16.994
Let's just make it quick. All right?

340
00:17:16.994 --> 00:17:19.747
Yeah, no shit.
You think I wanna be here all day?

341
00:17:21.957 --> 00:17:22.875
Yo.

342
00:17:24.209 --> 00:17:25.085
You got the shit?

343
00:17:25.085 --> 00:17:28.005
Ask and you shall receive.
Where should we do this?

344
00:17:28.005 --> 00:17:30.466
Right here is chill. Someone set a screen.

345
00:17:30.466 --> 00:17:31.550
Set a screen.

346
00:17:36.930 --> 00:17:39.016
Dude! Look natural!

347
00:17:41.101 --> 00:17:44.897
All right. Thirty a pill.
Ten pills, 300 bucks.

348
00:17:44.897 --> 00:17:46.356
That's kind of steep, no?

349
00:17:46.356 --> 00:17:49.485
Yeah. Well, you pay for quality.
Little man here is the chef.

350
00:17:49.485 --> 00:17:51.945
Only uses the freshest ingredients.

351
00:17:51.945 --> 00:17:53.739
Word? Shit's clean?

352
00:17:53.739 --> 00:17:55.240
Uh... yeah.

353
00:17:56.158 --> 00:17:57.159
Farm fresh.

354
00:17:59.912 --> 00:18:00.746
Dope.

355
00:18:02.414 --> 00:18:03.832
Gotta test 'em real quick.

356
00:18:05.292 --> 00:18:06.960
Gotta watch out for that fentanyl.

357
00:18:08.045 --> 00:18:11.090
Fucking epidemic, bruh.
That shit took my cousin.

358
00:18:11.090 --> 00:18:12.674
Christina?
Yeah, man.

359
00:18:12.674 --> 00:18:14.676
Man, she was thick.
What?

360
00:18:20.057 --> 00:18:22.267
Yo, chill, chill. Cops.

361
00:18:23.310 --> 00:18:24.603
Fucking pigs.

362
00:18:25.104 --> 00:18:26.688
Yeah, fuck 12, yo.

363
00:18:27.815 --> 00:18:28.649
Yeah, totally.

364
00:18:28.649 --> 00:18:30.776
We should, like, defund their asses

365
00:18:30.776 --> 00:18:34.154
or at least, like,
reallocate some budget or something.

366
00:18:37.241 --> 00:18:41.120
All right, fuck it. We good.
If shit's dank, we'll hit you up for more.

367
00:18:44.373 --> 00:18:45.415
Ha-ha!

368
00:18:46.458 --> 00:18:47.709
Homework time!

369
00:18:53.549 --> 00:18:56.844
<i>♪ Yeah, I'm free as I've ever been ♪</i>

370
00:18:56.844 --> 00:18:58.137
<i>♪ Yeah, I think you... ♪</i>

371
00:18:58.137 --> 00:19:01.098
Thank you, Janet.
Looking brighter since the divorce.

372
00:19:01.098 --> 00:19:02.808
Whatever you're doing, keep it up.

373
00:19:03.767 --> 00:19:06.562
Yo, Dom, I saw you followed me on Spotify.

374
00:19:06.562 --> 00:19:09.481
Keep an eye out for my next playlist.
Huh? It's gonna be hot.

375
00:19:09.481 --> 00:19:11.900
Yo, Studes,
you coming to Koosh's party tonight?

376
00:19:11.900 --> 00:19:14.611
Why? So I can watch you
get embarrassed in flip cup, Gurman?

377
00:19:14.611 --> 00:19:18.574
Seriously. You should come.
Everyone would be so stoked to see you.

378
00:19:18.574 --> 00:19:20.951
Tell you what. Put me down
as a never gonna happen.

379
00:19:20.951 --> 00:19:22.411
Be safe. Okay?

380
00:19:22.953 --> 00:19:25.497
Gino, where were you at lab today, my man?

381
00:19:25.497 --> 00:19:27.916
Just kidding. Sure you had a good excuse.

382
00:19:27.916 --> 00:19:30.127
Oh, Becca! Short hair, don't care!

383
00:19:30.127 --> 00:19:32.588
What you looking at?
Nicole's Instagram.

384
00:19:32.588 --> 00:19:34.923
I can't believe she dumped me
for this basic bitch.

385
00:19:34.923 --> 00:19:36.341
She's actually pretty nice.

386
00:19:36.341 --> 00:19:38.594
Sorry. Didn't realize
you guys were scissor sisters.

387
00:19:38.594 --> 00:19:40.220
I'm just saying. I mean--

388
00:19:40.220 --> 00:19:42.097
Be honest.
Is everyone talking about my nose?

389
00:19:42.097 --> 00:19:44.600
Um... no one's said anything to me.

390
00:19:45.267 --> 00:19:47.686
They've definitely noticed.
I can feel the attention.

391
00:19:47.686 --> 00:19:50.731
Damn, Alyssa! You're looking good.

392
00:19:50.731 --> 00:19:53.233
- Don't look at me.
- Hear about my party tonight?

393
00:19:53.233 --> 00:19:55.027
I heard about your brother's party.

394
00:19:55.736 --> 00:19:56.570
It's both of ours.

395
00:19:56.570 --> 00:20:00.949
Hey, why don't you take my Snap
in case you have any trouble at the door?

396
00:20:00.949 --> 00:20:02.910
I feel I'm done with this conversation.

397
00:20:02.910 --> 00:20:06.830
Seriously, you should come. It'd be cool
to hang since we're all in high school.

398
00:20:06.830 --> 00:20:08.874
Yeah, maybe.

399
00:20:08.874 --> 00:20:10.834
Right on. Right on. Very nice.

400
00:20:13.712 --> 00:20:16.298
Oh my God! Get lost, or I'll tell Bailey
you don't have pubes.

401
00:20:16.298 --> 00:20:18.133
- I have pubes!
- Gross.

402
00:20:19.551 --> 00:20:21.094
Anyway, hope to see you later.

403
00:20:27.351 --> 00:20:29.102
Dude, you crushed that.

404
00:20:29.102 --> 00:20:31.772
- You think?
- Definitely! She wants you.

405
00:20:32.606 --> 00:20:34.399
I am feeling really good about this party.

406
00:20:34.399 --> 00:20:36.985
It has all the ingredients
of a classic meet-cute.

407
00:20:37.653 --> 00:20:39.863
- What the fuck's a meet-cute?
- A movie thing.

408
00:20:39.863 --> 00:20:42.824
When fate brings people together
in a charming and romantic way.

409
00:20:42.824 --> 00:20:45.118
- Bailey's met you.
- She hasn't met the new me.

410
00:20:45.118 --> 00:20:47.871
All that singing and nerd shit
I was into is history.

411
00:20:47.871 --> 00:20:51.833
Dude, everyone's talking about this party.
I heard there might be a fight.

412
00:20:51.833 --> 00:20:54.670
- I heard that too.
- This is the first I'm hearing of a fight.

413
00:20:54.670 --> 00:20:57.214
Gonna be tons of fights.
My brother's taping his hands.

414
00:20:57.214 --> 00:20:59.216
- What for?
- So he can punch harder?

415
00:20:59.216 --> 00:21:00.467
And longer.

416
00:21:00.467 --> 00:21:02.511
That's it. I'm out.

417
00:21:02.511 --> 00:21:06.139
- What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about I'm not going.

418
00:21:06.139 --> 00:21:09.518
There's gonna be people fighting,
fucking, and all sorts of crazy shit.

419
00:21:09.518 --> 00:21:12.938
It's too risky, and I can't do it.
I won't do it.

420
00:21:12.938 --> 00:21:15.107
Yeah, you know, I think I'm out too, man.

421
00:21:15.107 --> 00:21:17.818
I'm at a critical tipping point
with this "Fetus" thing,

422
00:21:17.818 --> 00:21:20.445
and I think I should lay low
until this all blows over.

423
00:21:20.445 --> 00:21:21.488
What up, Fetus?

424
00:21:21.488 --> 00:21:22.531
Hey, fellas!

425
00:21:23.115 --> 00:21:23.949
Fuck!

426
00:21:23.949 --> 00:21:25.450
What the fuck, guys? You can't bail.

427
00:21:25.450 --> 00:21:28.996
He's right.
We're the only freshmen invited.

428
00:21:28.996 --> 00:21:31.540
That type of publicity
could carry us through the year.

429
00:21:31.540 --> 00:21:32.833
Maybe through high school.

430
00:21:32.833 --> 00:21:35.794
Who you are in high school
is basically who you'll be forever.

431
00:21:35.794 --> 00:21:38.130
We have one chance
to make a first impression,

432
00:21:38.130 --> 00:21:39.631
and tomorrow night is it.

433
00:21:39.631 --> 00:21:43.176
You're gonna lose that shitty nickname.
You're gonna stop being scared.

434
00:21:43.176 --> 00:21:45.137
And you're gonna earn
your brother's respect.

435
00:21:45.137 --> 00:21:47.764
This isn't just a party.
This is our future.

436
00:21:48.307 --> 00:21:50.892
- Do I have to get drunk on alcohol?
- Yes.

437
00:21:51.893 --> 00:21:54.271
You don't have to do anything
you don't want to.

438
00:21:55.731 --> 00:22:01.028
All right. Fine, man, but if anyone
calls me fucking Fetus, I'm walking.

439
00:22:01.028 --> 00:22:02.446
Chill out, Fetus.

440
00:22:04.406 --> 00:22:07.868
<i>Hey, guys, it's your boy Koosh here.
Just wanted to give you a quick update.</i>

441
00:22:07.868 --> 00:22:12.080
<i>Just wrapped week one of high school,
and not gonna lie, it was tough.</i>

442
00:22:12.080 --> 00:22:14.458
<i>Luckily, I have the weekend
to catch up on sleep,</i>

443
00:22:14.458 --> 00:22:16.084
<i>get a head start on homework.</i>

444
00:22:16.084 --> 00:22:18.754
<i>And psych! Shit's going down tonight!</i>

445
00:22:18.754 --> 00:22:21.381 line:5%
<i>Casa de Koosh. Fuck school. Fuck college.</i>

446
00:22:21.381 --> 00:22:24.051 line:5%
<i>We're all about getting lit
and making money!</i>

447
00:22:24.051 --> 00:22:25.344 line:5%
<i>Come one, come all.</i>

448
00:22:25.344 --> 00:22:27.512 line:5%
<i>Black. White. Asian. Trans.</i>

449
00:22:27.512 --> 00:22:28.764 line:5%
<i>We love all people.</i>

450
00:22:28.764 --> 00:22:32.142 line:5%
<i>Unless you're ugly,
then keep your bum-ass the fuck home.</i>

451
00:22:32.142 --> 00:22:33.060 line:5%
<i>Peace!</i>

452
00:22:34.061 --> 00:22:36.688
Are you sure we're not too early?
Nah.

453
00:22:36.688 --> 00:22:38.815
Koosh said come for the VIP pregame.

454
00:22:39.733 --> 00:22:40.609
<i>Hello?</i>

455
00:22:40.609 --> 00:22:41.818
Hey, Koosh.

456
00:22:41.818 --> 00:22:42.736
<i>Ow!</i>

457
00:22:43.320 --> 00:22:44.321
Sorry,

458
00:22:45.113 --> 00:22:45.989
Danah.

459
00:22:45.989 --> 00:22:47.532
<i>Come around the side.</i>

460
00:22:48.658 --> 00:22:50.077
<i>♪ Body on my ♪</i>

461
00:22:50.702 --> 00:22:52.579
<i>♪ Losin' all my innocence, yeah ♪</i>

462
00:22:52.579 --> 00:22:53.747
<i>♪ Body on my ♪</i>

463
00:22:54.581 --> 00:22:56.500
<i>♪ Grindin' all my innocence, yeah ♪</i>

464
00:22:56.500 --> 00:22:57.751
<i>♪ Body on my ♪</i>

465
00:22:58.418 --> 00:23:00.295
<i>♪ Losin' all my innocence, yeah ♪</i>

466
00:23:00.295 --> 00:23:01.421
<i>♪ Body on my... ♪</i>

467
00:23:01.421 --> 00:23:02.339
Hey, guys.

468
00:23:02.339 --> 00:23:04.633
Damn. Katrina Aurienna is here?

469
00:23:04.633 --> 00:23:07.094
Jesus! She's like a wild animal.

470
00:23:07.094 --> 00:23:08.637
Whoo!

471
00:23:08.637 --> 00:23:09.805
Bad news, guys.

472
00:23:09.805 --> 00:23:12.808
Kayvon says I can only have one plus-one.

473
00:23:13.683 --> 00:23:14.935
You're kidding me, right?

474
00:23:14.935 --> 00:23:18.814
He says the party's gonna have
enough pussy without... you pussies.

475
00:23:18.814 --> 00:23:19.940
Is it done?

476
00:23:19.940 --> 00:23:20.941
I'm doing it.

477
00:23:22.275 --> 00:23:23.860
Sorry, guys. My bad.

478
00:23:23.860 --> 00:23:27.447
Your bad? All week,
it's been "my party, my party."

479
00:23:27.447 --> 00:23:29.783
You can't even get
three fuckin' plus-ones.

480
00:23:29.783 --> 00:23:31.451
Oh fuck! Now I'm doing it.

481
00:23:31.451 --> 00:23:35.580
Guys, I don't mean to be dramatic,
but if I don't get with Bailey tonight,

482
00:23:36.665 --> 00:23:37.541
I'll kill myself.

483
00:23:37.541 --> 00:23:38.959
Hey, hey, come on.

484
00:23:38.959 --> 00:23:42.254
I need this. This might be
my only chance. I'll do anything.

485
00:23:42.254 --> 00:23:44.339
It's yours. Honestly, I'm relieved.

486
00:23:44.339 --> 00:23:47.843
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast. Connor?

487
00:23:47.843 --> 00:23:48.844
What?

488
00:23:48.844 --> 00:23:52.389
Benj here says he'll do anything.
Care to best that offer?

489
00:23:52.973 --> 00:23:54.182
Go fuck yourself.

490
00:23:54.182 --> 00:23:57.018
I hope someone drowns in the pool
and they sue your family.

491
00:23:57.018 --> 00:23:58.270
Let's go, Eddie.

492
00:23:58.812 --> 00:24:00.897
Later, guys. Good luck.

493
00:24:01.398 --> 00:24:02.357
Hey.

494
00:24:02.941 --> 00:24:04.234
I'm glad it's you.

495
00:24:05.277 --> 00:24:06.570
Wanna see something cool?

496
00:24:07.070 --> 00:24:08.196
- Sure.
- Come on.

497
00:24:15.412 --> 00:24:16.455
What is this?

498
00:24:16.455 --> 00:24:19.124
Know how Kayvon's pushing me
to realize my full potential?

499
00:24:19.124 --> 00:24:20.750
- He abuses you.
- It's all love.

500
00:24:20.750 --> 00:24:23.795
I just need to do something legendary
for him to respect me.

501
00:24:23.795 --> 00:24:26.173
So I'm gonna hook up with a senior.

502
00:24:26.923 --> 00:24:27.966
No, you're not.

503
00:24:27.966 --> 00:24:29.342
Oh, but I am.

504
00:24:29.342 --> 00:24:32.220
See, your meet-cute idea inspired me,

505
00:24:32.220 --> 00:24:35.182
but the only problem is
it leaves too much up to fate.

506
00:24:35.182 --> 00:24:36.850
I don't love where this is going.

507
00:24:36.850 --> 00:24:39.686
Think about it.
Guys always scheme to get girls in movies.

508
00:24:39.686 --> 00:24:42.439
Spy on them or dress up like chicks
to steal their secrets.

509
00:24:42.439 --> 00:24:44.357
I saw, like, six different movies

510
00:24:44.357 --> 00:24:47.903
where a guy convinces a girl with amnesia
she's his wife.

511
00:24:47.903 --> 00:24:50.197
Whatever. Explain this.

512
00:24:50.197 --> 00:24:53.575
Ah. That's how I remove fate
from the equation.

513
00:24:53.575 --> 00:24:57.579
From here, I can zero in on a hot senior,
pierce her with Cupid's arrow,

514
00:24:57.579 --> 00:24:59.623
and convince her to hook up with me.

515
00:25:00.207 --> 00:25:02.751
That sounds... very creepy.

516
00:25:03.793 --> 00:25:06.588
Creepy? It's the same thing
you're doing, only better.

517
00:25:06.588 --> 00:25:09.508
- My thing with Bailey isn't the same.
- How is this different?

518
00:25:09.508 --> 00:25:12.260
Bailey's my soulmate.
You don't even know your girl yet.

519
00:25:12.260 --> 00:25:15.347
Oh, I suppose it'd be better
if I stalked her for years?

520
00:25:15.347 --> 00:25:17.224
I don't stalk her. I love her.

521
00:25:17.224 --> 00:25:20.352
- Such a fine line, isn't it?
- I'm outta here. I'm going to the party.

522
00:25:20.352 --> 00:25:22.062
I wouldn't do that if I were you.

523
00:25:22.646 --> 00:25:24.564
You only get
one chance to make an entrance,

524
00:25:24.564 --> 00:25:27.734
and you wanna waste it
while there's barely anyone here?

525
00:25:30.695 --> 00:25:31.655
Fine.

526
00:25:32.405 --> 00:25:35.158
- But I do not support this.
- I can live with that.

527
00:25:35.659 --> 00:25:36.952
- Say cheese.

528
00:25:39.996 --> 00:25:41.873
This is such fucking bullshit.

529
00:25:42.499 --> 00:25:46.086
We should just call the cops
and get that shit shut down.

530
00:25:46.086 --> 00:25:49.339
Why are you so mad? A few hours ago,
you didn't even wanna go.

531
00:25:49.339 --> 00:25:52.592
Yeah, but I decide.
They don't tell me I can't go.

532
00:25:52.592 --> 00:25:54.135
That's my decision.

533
00:25:54.135 --> 00:25:55.554
Let's get wild tonight.

534
00:25:55.554 --> 00:25:56.805
Get wild?

535
00:25:56.805 --> 00:26:00.016
You know what I mean.
Let's, uh, smoke cigarettes.

536
00:26:00.016 --> 00:26:02.519
- I have allergies.
- Let's just do something.

537
00:26:02.519 --> 00:26:06.231
We are! We're gonna play some <i>Halo,</i>
crush some motherfucking meatloaf.

538
00:26:06.231 --> 00:26:07.440
Shit's gonna be lit.

539
00:26:07.440 --> 00:26:10.652
Oh-ho-ho-ho! There are my guys, huh?

540
00:26:10.652 --> 00:26:14.155
Yeah, staring down the barrel
of another wild night, I see.

541
00:26:14.155 --> 00:26:16.366
- Can I help you, Dennis?
I doubt it.

542
00:26:16.366 --> 00:26:19.202
I'm waiting for your mom to get ready.
It's her birthday.

543
00:26:19.202 --> 00:26:20.996
I wanna do something special to her.

544
00:26:21.580 --> 00:26:23.456
Hey, can I ask you guys a question?

545
00:26:23.456 --> 00:26:27.586
Obviously, you're not doing gangbusters
in the real world, right, which is fine.

546
00:26:27.586 --> 00:26:30.589
But you're at least getting some action
in the metaverse, right?

547
00:26:30.589 --> 00:26:33.216
- That's not how it--
- Wait, hold that thought.

548
00:26:34.217 --> 00:26:35.760
- Yo.
<i>- </i> [man] <i>What up, D-bag?</i>

549
00:26:35.760 --> 00:26:37.304
Oh, my man!

550
00:26:38.388 --> 00:26:39.514
Ah.

551
00:26:39.514 --> 00:26:41.766
No, I c... No, I can't do that tonight.

552
00:26:41.766 --> 00:26:44.603
<i>What?!</i>
- Taking my lady out for her birthday.

553
00:26:45.395 --> 00:26:48.023
Yeah, the one with the kid. Mm-hmm.

554
00:26:49.733 --> 00:26:51.943
Trust me. He doesn't have that in him.

555
00:26:51.943 --> 00:26:55.614
Awesome. Call me tomorrow.
I wanna hear about that. Peace.

556
00:26:55.614 --> 00:26:58.617
What a fucking douchebag.
Hi, boys!

557
00:26:59.200 --> 00:27:01.369
Oh!
- Hey, Mama. Looking good!

558
00:27:01.369 --> 00:27:04.539
- Looking very good, my queen.

559
00:27:05.373 --> 00:27:07.792
- Hey, Ms. Young, happy birth--
- Wait, wait, wait.

560
00:27:09.127 --> 00:27:10.670
- Okay.

561
00:27:10.670 --> 00:27:12.964
- Happy birthday.
Thank you, Connor.

562
00:27:12.964 --> 00:27:14.007
Any big plans?

563
00:27:14.007 --> 00:27:16.176
- Dennis is taking me out to dinner.
- Nobu.

564
00:27:16.176 --> 00:27:19.095
- Then we're getting a hotel for the night.
- Four Seasons.

565
00:27:19.095 --> 00:27:21.598
This guy gets it.

566
00:27:23.725 --> 00:27:25.143
We should go. The Uber is here.

567
00:27:25.143 --> 00:27:28.188
Dinner's in the oven.
Call if you need us, and be careful.

568
00:27:28.188 --> 00:27:31.399
And make sure you blow on the food
before you bite into it.

569
00:27:31.399 --> 00:27:33.610
I don't want you
to burn your little tonguesies.

570
00:27:33.610 --> 00:27:35.570
Okay! Okay, good night, boys.

571
00:27:35.570 --> 00:27:37.781
Yeah, good night, boys.

572
00:27:37.781 --> 00:27:40.367
Dennis, behave!

573
00:27:41.660 --> 00:27:44.412
See? Even your creepy-ass dad
thinks we're pussies.

574
00:27:44.412 --> 00:27:46.873
- He's not my dad.
- He's definitely your daddy.

575
00:27:46.873 --> 00:27:49.167
Now he's gonna fuck your mom
in some cheap motel.

576
00:27:49.167 --> 00:27:51.753
- They're going to the Four Seasons.
Whatever, dude.

577
00:27:51.753 --> 00:27:54.547
Everybody is partying and fucking
except us.

578
00:27:54.547 --> 00:27:56.549
The fact they're willing
to leave you alone

579
00:27:56.549 --> 00:27:58.843
speaks volumes about
how little respect they have for you.

580
00:27:58.843 --> 00:28:01.179
- Actually, It means the opposite.
Come on, man!

581
00:28:01.179 --> 00:28:04.974
Are we really going to drift through life
getting disinvited from parties

582
00:28:04.974 --> 00:28:06.810
while guys like Dennis bang our moms?

583
00:28:08.269 --> 00:28:11.314
Okay, fine. What would you like to do?

584
00:28:21.032 --> 00:28:23.410
We can't. Dennis loves this car.

585
00:28:24.285 --> 00:28:26.705
You mean Dennis, the literal motherfucker?

586
00:28:27.622 --> 00:28:31.751
Maybe we should circle back around
to the cigarettes. That idea had legs.

587
00:28:31.751 --> 00:28:33.211
Great. We'll go buy some.

588
00:28:34.003 --> 00:28:35.171
Get in, I'm driving.

589
00:28:36.673 --> 00:28:37.549
Oof!

590
00:28:39.342 --> 00:28:40.760
This is a bad idea.

591
00:28:40.760 --> 00:28:44.597
Relax. I have my permit.
I run errands with my mom all the time.

592
00:28:45.390 --> 00:28:47.726
<i>♪ Two step, two step, two step ♪</i>

593
00:28:48.643 --> 00:28:50.145
<i>♪ Bright lights, TV screen ♪</i>

594
00:28:50.145 --> 00:28:52.063
<i>♪ Feels like looking at a magazine ♪</i>

595
00:28:54.065 --> 00:28:55.525
<i>♪ You, her, on the floor ♪</i>

596
00:28:55.525 --> 00:28:57.986
<i>♪ Feels like dancing is the way to go... ♪</i>

597
00:28:59.028 --> 00:29:01.030
<i>- </i>
- Whoo!

598
00:29:01.030 --> 00:29:05.076
Yeah! Whoo!
Which one of you bitches is next?

599
00:29:05.076 --> 00:29:07.078
Dude, come check this out.

600
00:29:07.078 --> 00:29:08.371
Katrina is hammered.

601
00:29:08.371 --> 00:29:09.456
No, thanks.

602
00:29:09.456 --> 00:29:11.541
Suit yourself. It's pretty cool.

603
00:29:11.541 --> 00:29:15.170
It's not cool.
It's the opposite of cool.

604
00:29:15.170 --> 00:29:16.129
Look.

605
00:29:17.881 --> 00:29:21.050
I know it's not easy
living in Kayvon's shadow,

606
00:29:21.050 --> 00:29:23.762
but I honestly believe
that if you just be yourself,

607
00:29:23.762 --> 00:29:25.972
people would see
what an awesome guy you are.

608
00:29:27.265 --> 00:29:28.558
Be myself?

609
00:29:28.558 --> 00:29:29.476
Yes.

610
00:29:29.476 --> 00:29:31.394
Let them get to know the real me?

611
00:29:32.145 --> 00:29:32.979
Exactly.

612
00:29:34.189 --> 00:29:36.733
Nah, that'll never work.
My plan's way better.

613
00:29:36.733 --> 00:29:39.986
Your plan is weird and probably illegal.
Oh shit. Go to camera three.

614
00:29:39.986 --> 00:29:41.696
Hey, now you're getting it.

615
00:29:41.696 --> 00:29:45.784
Bailey's here. Isn't she
the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

616
00:29:45.784 --> 00:29:47.285
Ah, she's okay.

617
00:29:47.285 --> 00:29:50.288
Her sister, on the other hand,
is looking fine as fuck.

618
00:29:51.956 --> 00:29:54.083
Moment of truth. You coming?

619
00:29:54.083 --> 00:29:57.670
I'm gonna give it another minute.
Let this simmer rise to a boil.

620
00:29:58.296 --> 00:29:59.506
Good luck with that.

621
00:30:01.800 --> 00:30:02.926
<i>♪ Check it out ♪</i>

622
00:30:02.926 --> 00:30:04.969
<i>♪ Check it, check it, check it out</i>... ♪

623
00:30:06.513 --> 00:30:08.807
What is Nicole doing
with that big-headed freak?

624
00:30:08.807 --> 00:30:10.683
Okay, you're being kind of scary.

625
00:30:10.683 --> 00:30:14.020
What? Her head is, like, huge, okay?

626
00:30:14.604 --> 00:30:18.274
It's just a fact. Not that it matters.
You know I'm all about body positivity.

627
00:30:18.274 --> 00:30:22.403
Beauty's a mostly male construct anyway.
Maybe it is, actually, a medical issue.

628
00:30:22.403 --> 00:30:24.405
What if something's wrong
and she's not just ugly?

629
00:30:24.405 --> 00:30:26.991
What the fuck is she wearing?
Maybe someone should say something...

630
00:30:35.208 --> 00:30:36.251
Give me that.

631
00:30:38.670 --> 00:30:43.049
- You okay?
- Aah, just Ruby being... funny.

632
00:30:43.049 --> 00:30:46.302
You know, carpool stuff.
You look great, by the way.

633
00:30:46.302 --> 00:30:50.390
Thanks. So how's your first party?
Everything you always dreamed of?

634
00:30:50.390 --> 00:30:53.643
So far, so good. I don't know
a lot of people, so it's awkward.

635
00:30:53.643 --> 00:30:56.688
It's about to get more awkward
because you have no one to talk to.

636
00:30:56.688 --> 00:30:58.106
Good luck.

637
00:31:02.026 --> 00:31:03.236
<i>♪ I'm takin' off ♪</i>

638
00:31:03.236 --> 00:31:04.445
<i>♪ Check it out</i>... ♪

639
00:31:04.445 --> 00:31:05.446
Well, shit.

640
00:31:08.032 --> 00:31:10.451
Christ, would you just go home already?

641
00:31:11.411 --> 00:31:14.289
Go home, just... throw on your sweats,

642
00:31:14.289 --> 00:31:16.749
order some Postmates,
get a good night's sleep.

643
00:31:17.542 --> 00:31:20.295
Call your mom.
You haven't called your mom in weeks.

644
00:31:20.295 --> 00:31:24.132
Just get the fuck out of here.
Actually, I...

645
00:31:24.132 --> 00:31:26.467
Mr. Studebaker!
- Fuck! Hey!

646
00:31:26.467 --> 00:31:28.386
- Aaron, how are you?
- I thought that was you.

647
00:31:28.386 --> 00:31:30.930
Ah, you know,
I was just in the neighborhood and...

648
00:31:30.930 --> 00:31:32.932
That's awesome. Are you coming in?

649
00:31:32.932 --> 00:31:34.684
- Nah.
Come on, let's go!

650
00:31:34.684 --> 00:31:36.728
Yep, okay, that's why I'm here, right?

651
00:31:36.728 --> 00:31:38.771
Yeah, let's do it!
- Okay, let's do this.

652
00:31:38.771 --> 00:31:40.899
- Piece of shit! Fucking...
Check this shit out!

653
00:31:40.899 --> 00:31:44.193
- It's fucking Studes! Hey, want a beer?
No. Got a hard out.

654
00:31:50.533 --> 00:31:51.868
<i>♪ Take me higher ♪</i>

655
00:31:58.249 --> 00:31:59.751
<i>♪ Take me higher ♪</i>

656
00:32:00.627 --> 00:32:01.711
<i>♪ Higher ♪</i>

657
00:32:04.631 --> 00:32:05.590
<i>♪ Higher</i>... ♪

658
00:32:07.175 --> 00:32:11.012
Aw, he has no friends.
Check it out. I'mma mess with him.

659
00:32:12.722 --> 00:32:13.681
Mm.

660
00:32:13.681 --> 00:32:15.350
<i>♪ Take me higher ♪</i>

661
00:32:15.850 --> 00:32:19.395
<i>♪ See the light, love the darkness
Let me drown inside your eyes ♪</i>

662
00:32:19.395 --> 00:32:21.606
<i>♪ Feed the fire, lost desire ♪</i>

663
00:32:21.606 --> 00:32:23.524
<i>♪ You leave me paralyzed ♪</i>

664
00:32:23.524 --> 00:32:25.360
<i>♪ Push the limits, take me higher ♪</i>

665
00:32:25.360 --> 00:32:27.278
<i>♪ Till I'm fallin' from your eyes ♪</i>

666
00:32:27.278 --> 00:32:29.072
<i>♪ Take a sip, and let the choir</i>... ♪

667
00:32:29.072 --> 00:32:31.407
Hey, did you want me to come over?

668
00:32:31.407 --> 00:32:32.617
Yeah, uh...

669
00:32:34.077 --> 00:32:35.203
What's your deal?

670
00:32:35.203 --> 00:32:38.414
In... in, like, what sense?
Like, personality-wise?

671
00:32:38.414 --> 00:32:41.042
- Wait. Aren't you Alyssa's brother?
- Yeah, I'm Benj.

672
00:32:41.042 --> 00:32:43.920
Me and your sister
used to do gymnastics together. Jessica.

673
00:32:43.920 --> 00:32:47.423
- No shit! You're Alyssa's bro?
Yeah.

674
00:32:47.423 --> 00:32:49.717
Dude, what did your sister do to her face?

675
00:32:49.717 --> 00:32:53.262
- Don't be an asshole! Jeff!
I like it. It looks way better.

676
00:32:53.262 --> 00:32:56.224
Yeah. I don't know, man.
It's not really my place to say.

677
00:32:59.268 --> 00:33:00.770
I like this kid. He's loyal.

678
00:33:00.770 --> 00:33:02.063
Come here.

679
00:33:02.772 --> 00:33:05.566
We're gonna fucking party tonight or what?

680
00:33:05.566 --> 00:33:06.818
I think so.

681
00:33:06.818 --> 00:33:09.612
Then don't give me
that half-assed, one-foot-in bullshit.

682
00:33:09.612 --> 00:33:12.657
Commit to me. Right now. Are you in?

683
00:33:17.412 --> 00:33:20.039
- Okay. Yeah, I'm in.
Motherfucker, let's go!

684
00:33:20.665 --> 00:33:23.167
Aight. Get out of here.
I'll let you know when it's time.

685
00:33:23.751 --> 00:33:24.919
<i>♪ Take me higher ♪</i>

686
00:33:25.628 --> 00:33:27.755
<i>♪ You make me ♪</i>

687
00:33:27.755 --> 00:33:31.217
<i>- ♪ Feel like I'm living a teenage dream... ♪</i>
Mm.

688
00:33:31.217 --> 00:33:33.720
I can't believe
that dickhead wouldn't sell us cigarettes.

689
00:33:33.720 --> 00:33:36.389
Let it go, man. How's that fluffernutter?

690
00:33:38.558 --> 00:33:39.475
Bomb as fuck.

691
00:33:39.475 --> 00:33:41.644
Oh yeah! Don't tell me.

692
00:33:41.644 --> 00:33:43.354
Tell the people.

693
00:33:44.731 --> 00:33:46.357
Come on. Let me see you flex.

694
00:33:48.484 --> 00:33:50.403
You can do better than that one.

695
00:33:50.945 --> 00:33:53.322
- Aah!
Aah, yeah!

696
00:33:53.322 --> 00:33:55.033
There it is!
- Whoo!

697
00:33:55.033 --> 00:33:55.950
Come on!

698
00:33:55.950 --> 00:33:58.661
- We out here riding electric, baby!
Whoo!

699
00:33:58.661 --> 00:34:00.580
Saving the planet, going green!

700
00:34:00.580 --> 00:34:04.500
- Going green! That's all we see is green!
- Whoo! Whoo!

701
00:34:04.500 --> 00:34:09.797
Man, just say the word if you wanna get up
on this chocolate gooey Ore-- Oh shit!

702
00:34:22.310 --> 00:34:23.144
Whoo!

703
00:34:23.144 --> 00:34:25.021
Okay. It's time to go home.

704
00:34:25.021 --> 00:34:27.482
Oh, no way, man! We just started.

705
00:34:28.441 --> 00:34:31.319
Know what we should do?
We should cruise by Koosh's party.

706
00:34:31.903 --> 00:34:34.197
- Oh, absolutely not!
- Come on, man.

707
00:34:34.197 --> 00:34:36.783
This way,
when we do go to our first party,

708
00:34:36.783 --> 00:34:38.076
we'll know what to expect.

709
00:34:38.076 --> 00:34:39.243
Hell no.

710
00:34:39.243 --> 00:34:41.621
Think of it as a recon mission.

711
00:34:42.455 --> 00:34:43.539
Like in <i>Halo.</i>

712
00:34:47.251 --> 00:34:49.587
I... do like recon.

713
00:34:50.421 --> 00:34:51.631
Oh, I know you do.

714
00:34:52.298 --> 00:34:54.050
Okay, fine!

715
00:34:54.050 --> 00:34:56.594
Just a quick drive-by, but be careful.

716
00:34:56.594 --> 00:34:59.138
Chill, man, I got this.

717
00:35:02.558 --> 00:35:03.851
Trust the process, man.

718
00:35:03.851 --> 00:35:06.020
<i>♪ You make me ♪</i>

719
00:35:06.020 --> 00:35:08.439
<i>♪ Feel like I'm living a teenage ♪</i>

720
00:35:13.903 --> 00:35:15.863
<i>♪ I bring back that new thang ♪</i>

721
00:35:15.863 --> 00:35:19.033
<i>♪ Whoa, let me get down with a pose
Whoa, flexin'</i>... ♪

722
00:35:19.033 --> 00:35:20.118
- Busted.

723
00:35:22.578 --> 00:35:26.624
I'm just yanking your chain, playboy.
Hey, you're in my class, right?

724
00:35:26.624 --> 00:35:28.042
Yeah, I'm Benj.

725
00:35:28.042 --> 00:35:30.795
- Benj with a J. That's right.
- Benj.

726
00:35:30.795 --> 00:35:33.005
- Yeah.
- Wanna hook me up with one of those?

727
00:35:33.756 --> 00:35:34.674
Thank you, sir.

728
00:35:34.674 --> 00:35:36.843
Hey, so how was
your first week in high school?

729
00:35:36.843 --> 00:35:38.302
- It was... it was good.
- Yeah?

730
00:35:38.302 --> 00:35:41.180
- I like my classes so far.
- Nice. Nice. Yeah, well...

731
00:35:41.806 --> 00:35:44.642
High school's the best, man. Enjoy it.

732
00:35:45.184 --> 00:35:46.936
<i>♪ I bring back that new thang... ♪</i>

733
00:35:47.562 --> 00:35:49.021
Oh fuck, that's good.

734
00:35:53.192 --> 00:35:55.528
- Hey, Benj, is it weird that I'm here?
- Oh.

735
00:35:55.528 --> 00:35:58.156
Yo, Mr. Studebaker. Come do a shot!

736
00:35:58.156 --> 00:36:01.325
No, no. Thanks for asking though, guys.
I'm... I'm taking off in a few.

737
00:36:01.325 --> 00:36:02.785
Come on. One shot. One!

738
00:36:02.785 --> 00:36:05.121
I'm just gonna get this over with.
You wanna come?

739
00:36:05.121 --> 00:36:06.914
- You... you... you go ahead.
- You sure?

740
00:36:06.914 --> 00:36:08.249
I gotta find someone.

741
00:36:09.709 --> 00:36:10.877
Yeah, you do.

742
00:36:10.877 --> 00:36:12.795
Hey, go get her.

743
00:36:14.630 --> 00:36:16.799
Where'd they go?

744
00:36:18.718 --> 00:36:19.677
Look who's here!

745
00:36:19.677 --> 00:36:21.762
- All right.
Holy shit, bro! It's my teacher!

746
00:36:21.762 --> 00:36:23.222
Hi, guys. Listen up!

747
00:36:23.222 --> 00:36:26.559
I don't wanna blur the lines too much,
so I will make you a deal.

748
00:36:27.268 --> 00:36:28.895
- I will do a shot.
Whoo!

749
00:36:28.895 --> 00:36:34.233
But... but... but you gotta let me
teach you something in the process.

750
00:36:34.233 --> 00:36:35.735
- Okay? Give me a break.

751
00:36:35.735 --> 00:36:38.112
I'm an educator. I gotta educate, right?

752
00:36:38.112 --> 00:36:42.491
Good. Hannah, hand me that 151.

753
00:36:42.491 --> 00:36:45.620
And what is that?
Is that Amaretto? Yeah, that'll do.

754
00:36:46.120 --> 00:36:47.455
Okay!

755
00:36:47.455 --> 00:36:50.833
- Who's ready for a science lesson?

756
00:36:51.500 --> 00:36:53.002
<i>♪ This that drive-by ♪</i>

757
00:36:53.002 --> 00:36:55.338
<i>♪ This that Shawty Lo in Impala ♪</i>

758
00:36:55.338 --> 00:36:58.299
<i>♪ Hello out the whip
With the clip, make you bye-bye ♪</i>

759
00:36:58.299 --> 00:37:01.427
<i>♪ Roll the windows up
Hotbox, smokin' la la ♪</i>

760
00:37:01.427 --> 00:37:03.679
<i>♪ Roll the windows down
See the opps</i>... ♪

761
00:37:03.679 --> 00:37:06.265
Holy shit!

762
00:37:06.265 --> 00:37:07.975
Thank God we're not in there!

763
00:37:07.975 --> 00:37:09.810
No fucking way!

764
00:37:09.810 --> 00:37:10.895
Fetus can drive?

765
00:37:10.895 --> 00:37:13.231
Oh, crazy.

766
00:37:13.231 --> 00:37:14.523
Look! It's Katrina.

767
00:37:14.523 --> 00:37:15.942
I need my purse.

768
00:37:16.484 --> 00:37:18.361
Someone fucking stole it!

769
00:37:18.361 --> 00:37:20.238
It's on your shoulder, babe.

770
00:37:21.072 --> 00:37:22.907
Ow!
- Damn.

771
00:37:22.907 --> 00:37:24.200
Where's her Uber?

772
00:37:24.200 --> 00:37:25.826
It's a Tesla.

773
00:37:26.452 --> 00:37:28.162
- Bougie bitch.
- There it is.

774
00:37:30.665 --> 00:37:32.583
What? Hey, hey, don't wave back!

775
00:37:32.583 --> 00:37:34.460
I'm being polite! Look, man!

776
00:37:34.460 --> 00:37:36.629
Shit, they're coming this way!
What do we do?

777
00:37:36.629 --> 00:37:37.964
Uh, be cool. Peel out.

778
00:37:37.964 --> 00:37:40.633
- Those are totally different things!
- Do one of 'em!

779
00:37:48.516 --> 00:37:50.768
Oh fuck!
She's getting in! Oh shit!

780
00:37:51.519 --> 00:37:55.106
- Oh shit!
- Bye, guys! Love you! Mm! I love them.

781
00:37:57.984 --> 00:37:59.902
Hey, do you have an iPhone charger?

782
00:37:59.902 --> 00:38:01.445
We're not your Uber.

783
00:38:01.946 --> 00:38:03.614
Yeah-huh. For Katrina.

784
00:38:04.907 --> 00:38:06.284
Maybe we should take her home.

785
00:38:06.284 --> 00:38:08.119
We have no idea where she lives.

786
00:38:08.119 --> 00:38:09.370
Where do you live?

787
00:38:09.370 --> 00:38:11.664
- Taco Bell.
- You don't live at a Taco Bell.

788
00:38:11.664 --> 00:38:12.581
Yeah, I do.

789
00:38:12.581 --> 00:38:16.294
I've lived there for, like, ever,
so you don't know me.

790
00:38:16.294 --> 00:38:18.379
- So how do you even know?
- What?

791
00:38:18.379 --> 00:38:21.841
Just take me home,
or I'll hit you with freaking one star.

792
00:38:21.841 --> 00:38:23.426
Go for it. I'm not an Uber.

793
00:38:23.426 --> 00:38:26.178
"I'm not your Uber." There goes a star.

794
00:38:26.178 --> 00:38:27.888
Oh, uh, okay. Now, Katrina--

795
00:38:27.888 --> 00:38:30.349
No more chitchat. It's music time.

796
00:38:30.349 --> 00:38:33.519
- Fuck yes, bitch!

797
00:38:33.519 --> 00:38:34.979
Yo, film this shit.

798
00:38:34.979 --> 00:38:36.605
I'm about to set it off.

799
00:38:37.815 --> 00:38:39.900
<i>♪ Bling, bling, bitch
Do my own thing, bitch ♪</i>

800
00:38:39.900 --> 00:38:42.778
<i>♪ Fuck a wedding ring
That ding-a-ling was just a fling, bitch ♪</i>

801
00:38:42.778 --> 00:38:45.197
<i>♪ Wake up, little bitches
Let me show you how to live ♪</i>

802
00:38:45.197 --> 00:38:47.908
<i>♪ Hair done, nails done
Keep everything did ♪</i>

803
00:38:47.908 --> 00:38:50.119
Drive!

804
00:38:55.291 --> 00:38:57.376
<i>Looking a little lost there, pal.</i>

805
00:38:57.877 --> 00:38:58.919
<i>To your right.</i>

806
00:38:59.545 --> 00:39:00.421
<i>Look up.</i>

807
00:39:01.213 --> 00:39:02.256
<i>There you go.</i>

808
00:39:02.256 --> 00:39:03.466
Koosh?

809
00:39:03.466 --> 00:39:06.344
<i>You fucking know it, dog!
What you creeping around up here for?</i>

810
00:39:06.344 --> 00:39:08.763
- Says the guy watching on a spy cam.
<i>- </i> [Koosh] <i>Touché.</i>

811
00:39:08.763 --> 00:39:11.307
<i>Thought you might be looking for Bailey
but never mind.</i>

812
00:39:11.307 --> 00:39:13.559
- You know where she is?
<i>- </i> [Koosh] <i>Duh, I know everything.</i>

813
00:39:13.559 --> 00:39:16.812
<i>- I'm like God, remember?</i>
- Right. Where is she?

814
00:39:16.812 --> 00:39:19.648
<i>I can't tell you that.
It would violate your moral code.</i>

815
00:39:19.648 --> 00:39:21.067
Okay, don't be a dick.

816
00:39:21.067 --> 00:39:23.819
<i>Fine.
See the door on your left? Open it.</i>

817
00:39:24.695 --> 00:39:26.155
- Fuck off!

818
00:39:26.155 --> 00:39:27.698
Yeah, I'm so sorry!

819
00:39:29.867 --> 00:39:32.453
Okay, you're an asshole.
Do you even know where she is?

820
00:39:32.453 --> 00:39:35.456
<i>She's... she's just left. If you hustle,
you can probably catch her.</i>

821
00:39:42.380 --> 00:39:47.301
So the higher the proof of alcohol,
the lower the density, right? Make sense?

822
00:39:47.301 --> 00:39:50.262
So the 151 just kind of floats on top.

823
00:39:50.262 --> 00:39:53.474
You know what else is pretty cool
about 151?

824
00:39:54.809 --> 00:39:56.727
It is flammable as fuck.

825
00:39:58.604 --> 00:40:01.565
Hot coffee!
Blow 'em out, throw 'em back.

826
00:40:05.778 --> 00:40:07.446
- Bah!

827
00:40:07.446 --> 00:40:08.447
Whoo!

828
00:40:09.281 --> 00:40:11.909
- Okay, guys. I gotta go now for real.

829
00:40:11.909 --> 00:40:14.453
No, no, no,
it's past this old man's bedtime.

830
00:40:14.453 --> 00:40:17.206
Have a good time. Be safe. Studes out!

831
00:40:17.206 --> 00:40:19.083
- Whoo!

832
00:40:20.584 --> 00:40:21.585
Yeah!

833
00:40:25.506 --> 00:40:26.590
Bailey, wait!

834
00:40:26.590 --> 00:40:28.342
- What?
- You're leaving?

835
00:40:28.342 --> 00:40:31.554
Jesus Christ, dude. You scared me.

836
00:40:31.554 --> 00:40:33.889
Sorry, that was...
that was a little intense.

837
00:40:33.889 --> 00:40:34.974
But you can't leave.

838
00:40:34.974 --> 00:40:36.350
I can't?

839
00:40:36.350 --> 00:40:39.770
You can. You can do whatever you want.
It's just you shouldn't.

840
00:40:39.770 --> 00:40:40.688
Why is that?

841
00:40:40.688 --> 00:40:43.399
Because you promised we'd have a beer
this summer. Remember?

842
00:40:43.399 --> 00:40:46.569
Right, and I suppose
you're gonna hold me to that.

843
00:40:46.569 --> 00:40:49.655
Well, I just figured
you'd wanna keep your word.

844
00:40:50.406 --> 00:40:52.491
- Being an honorable person and all.

845
00:40:52.491 --> 00:40:54.869
I do value honor a great deal.

846
00:40:54.869 --> 00:40:57.246
I know. That's why I chased you down.

847
00:40:59.165 --> 00:41:01.542
All right, sure. I got one in me.

848
00:41:07.131 --> 00:41:09.258
Commence Operation Meet-cute.

849
00:41:09.884 --> 00:41:12.386
Which one of you lucky ladies
will win the rose?

850
00:41:13.846 --> 00:41:16.599
Ooh, Michelle Pulaski cleans up nice.

851
00:41:16.599 --> 00:41:18.434
But I think Kayvon hooked up with her.

852
00:41:18.434 --> 00:41:19.768
- He'd murder me.

853
00:41:19.768 --> 00:41:21.228
What a butt!

854
00:41:21.228 --> 00:41:24.190
Who am I kidding?
I wouldn't know what to do with that.

855
00:41:25.149 --> 00:41:28.152
Hang on. What do we have here?

856
00:41:28.152 --> 00:41:30.321
Hello, future soulmate.

857
00:41:31.155 --> 00:41:33.073
Oh, hang on. Who's this scumbag?

858
00:41:33.073 --> 00:41:35.451
Oh no, baby. He's all wrong for you.

859
00:41:35.451 --> 00:41:36.702
I'll fix that.

860
00:41:39.288 --> 00:41:40.873
Ha-ha!

861
00:41:40.873 --> 00:41:42.416
Meet-cute time!

862
00:41:45.836 --> 00:41:47.755
- Nicole, hi!
Oh.

863
00:41:48.339 --> 00:41:49.965
Is one of these for me?

864
00:41:50.466 --> 00:41:53.802
- Actually, it was for...
- Do you wanna go somewhere and talk?

865
00:41:53.802 --> 00:41:57.014
I feel like we haven't hung out
since summer. We used to be friends.

866
00:41:57.014 --> 00:42:01.769
Actually, I can't.
I told someone I'd get them a drink.

867
00:42:01.769 --> 00:42:02.937
Oh, who? Joni?

868
00:42:02.937 --> 00:42:04.563
Well, yeah.

869
00:42:04.563 --> 00:42:05.689
Okay.

870
00:42:05.689 --> 00:42:08.067
Look, I get it.

871
00:42:08.067 --> 00:42:10.653
This summer,
I was, like, straight-up fug--

872
00:42:10.653 --> 00:42:11.737
That's not true.

873
00:42:11.737 --> 00:42:14.740
Yeah, it is, but it's fine
because I fixed it,

874
00:42:14.740 --> 00:42:17.201
and now
I'm objectively hotter than her, so...

875
00:42:17.201 --> 00:42:18.536
It's not about that.

876
00:42:18.536 --> 00:42:21.497
Okay, so what's it about, then?

877
00:42:21.497 --> 00:42:24.333
- Can we not do this now?
- Come on, just fucking tell me.

878
00:42:24.333 --> 00:42:28.837
Fine. Honestly, you're mean.
You make people feel bad about themselves.

879
00:42:28.837 --> 00:42:33.133
And, yeah, you look good,
but... your insides are gross.

880
00:42:35.094 --> 00:42:36.178
Bye, Alyssa.

881
00:42:36.178 --> 00:42:38.055
<i>♪ Shining out of me ♪</i>

882
00:42:38.847 --> 00:42:42.017
<i>♪ Kissed with permanent emotion... ♪</i>

883
00:42:42.768 --> 00:42:45.729
Sorry, I live here.
I gotta check something real quick.

884
00:42:45.729 --> 00:42:46.981
- For real?
- Seriously?

885
00:42:46.981 --> 00:42:48.065
Damn!

886
00:42:49.858 --> 00:42:51.485
- What? No!

887
00:42:51.485 --> 00:42:53.487
Sorry, guys, toilet's busted.

888
00:42:53.487 --> 00:42:56.156
Use the guest house,
or piss in the bushes.

889
00:42:59.285 --> 00:43:00.160
No!

890
00:43:00.869 --> 00:43:01.745
Everything okay?

891
00:43:01.745 --> 00:43:02.705
I'm sorry?

892
00:43:02.705 --> 00:43:05.833
I couldn't help but notice
you look distressed. I live here.

893
00:43:05.833 --> 00:43:06.792
This is my party.

894
00:43:06.792 --> 00:43:08.460
Oh, I thought it was Kayvon's.

895
00:43:08.460 --> 00:43:10.713
- It's both of ours.
- Oh, yeah. No, I'm fine.

896
00:43:10.713 --> 00:43:12.673
I... I just need to use the bathroom.

897
00:43:12.673 --> 00:43:15.759
I suppose you can use the VIP.

898
00:43:15.759 --> 00:43:18.262
Oh my God. I'll be so, so quick.

899
00:43:18.846 --> 00:43:19.763
Right this way.

900
00:43:23.017 --> 00:43:24.435
Mm.

901
00:43:24.977 --> 00:43:25.811
Mm.

902
00:43:26.937 --> 00:43:29.315
What a fucking animal!

903
00:43:29.315 --> 00:43:31.859
At least
she isn't rapping anymore.

904
00:43:31.859 --> 00:43:33.652
Hey, hey, hey, watch the leather!

905
00:43:33.652 --> 00:43:36.196
Oh! I can't waste that.

906
00:43:39.074 --> 00:43:41.035
Oh, this is making me sick!

907
00:43:41.869 --> 00:43:43.329
That's not a napkin.

908
00:43:43.329 --> 00:43:45.706
Oh, what the fuck, man?

909
00:43:48.167 --> 00:43:50.711
I can't watch this anymore.
Tell us where you live.

910
00:43:55.424 --> 00:43:56.383
Night night.

911
00:43:57.009 --> 00:43:59.637
- Hey! Hey, don't do that!
- No! No, Katrina! Wake up!

912
00:43:59.637 --> 00:44:02.181
- Katrina! Wake up! Wake--
- Hey! You can't do that!

913
00:44:04.933 --> 00:44:07.853
- What now?
- Hey, check her purse. What's her ID say?

914
00:44:10.564 --> 00:44:13.025
162 Wilmot Ave. Boom! Let's roll.

915
00:44:20.282 --> 00:44:22.993
The name gravity bong
is a bit misleading, right,

916
00:44:22.993 --> 00:44:26.413
because what we're really dealing with
here is pressure, okay?

917
00:44:26.413 --> 00:44:28.123
As I lift the container,

918
00:44:28.123 --> 00:44:31.460
I'm essentially creating
a pressure vacuum, right,

919
00:44:31.460 --> 00:44:34.630
filling the increasing surface area
with smoke.

920
00:44:34.630 --> 00:44:36.340
See how milky that is?

921
00:44:36.340 --> 00:44:38.634
Oh, look who's paying attention for once!

922
00:44:38.634 --> 00:44:41.387
Okay, so as I push down, what I'm doing

923
00:44:41.387 --> 00:44:44.264
is rapidly increasing
the internal pressure,

924
00:44:44.264 --> 00:44:47.935
expelling the smoke out of the chamber
and into my lungs.

925
00:44:47.935 --> 00:44:49.144
Are we ready for that?

926
00:44:49.144 --> 00:44:51.105
Let me get a Studes! Studes!

927
00:44:51.105 --> 00:44:53.440
Studes!
Studes! Studes! Studes!

928
00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:55.150
Here we go!

929
00:45:02.074 --> 00:45:03.659
Smooth.

930
00:45:04.868 --> 00:45:06.203
Okay, who's on deck?

931
00:45:06.203 --> 00:45:09.790
Hey, right here. I got this!
- All right, guys. See you Monday!

932
00:45:11.208 --> 00:45:12.918
High five! Whoa!

933
00:45:16.714 --> 00:45:18.382
Thank you so much.

934
00:45:18.382 --> 00:45:22.511
- Sorry we had to come down here.
- Oh, that's okay. It's a nice basement.

935
00:45:22.511 --> 00:45:24.430
It's more than a basement, really.

936
00:45:24.430 --> 00:45:27.975
We have a screening room, an arcade.
We even have a spa.

937
00:45:27.975 --> 00:45:29.727
- Oh.
- Wanna see?

938
00:45:29.727 --> 00:45:31.979
Uh... su... sure.

939
00:45:38.569 --> 00:45:40.738
Wow, you weren't lying.

940
00:45:40.738 --> 00:45:42.740
You have a spa in your home.

941
00:45:42.740 --> 00:45:47.244
Yeah, my family's big on mindfulness.
I'm sure you picked up on it from my vibe.

942
00:45:47.244 --> 00:45:49.705
- You seem chill.
- Thank you. I am.

943
00:45:49.705 --> 00:45:51.707
Anyways, should we get back?

944
00:45:51.707 --> 00:45:53.083
- Yeah.
Yeah.

945
00:45:55.335 --> 00:45:57.504
That's weird. It's locked.

946
00:45:57.504 --> 00:45:58.881
You're kidding me, right?

947
00:45:59.798 --> 00:46:01.675
No worries. I'll call someone.

948
00:46:03.761 --> 00:46:06.138
Oh, dang it. No service. You?

949
00:46:07.473 --> 00:46:09.224
- Nothing.
- Oh, shoot!

950
00:46:10.726 --> 00:46:13.687
- Uh, okay. Is there another way out?
- No.

951
00:46:13.687 --> 00:46:17.816
<i>In one mile,
turn left on Havenhurst Boulevard.</i>

952
00:46:20.778 --> 00:46:22.196
- Dude!
- What?

953
00:46:22.196 --> 00:46:24.615
Have the decency to crack a window, man!

954
00:46:24.615 --> 00:46:27.034
What are you talking about?
I don't even smell.

955
00:46:30.871 --> 00:46:33.540
Bro, what the fuck? Open a window!

956
00:46:35.167 --> 00:46:37.127
Oh!

957
00:46:39.129 --> 00:46:40.130
What is that?

958
00:46:40.130 --> 00:46:43.258
I... I... I don't know.
I've never experienced that smell before!

959
00:46:43.258 --> 00:46:44.218
Make it stop!

960
00:46:44.218 --> 00:46:47.221
Oh God. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Lady!

961
00:46:47.221 --> 00:46:49.181
You gotta put a cork in it.

962
00:46:50.933 --> 00:46:53.727
Oh shit! She shit!

963
00:46:53.727 --> 00:46:54.853
- What?
Shit!

964
00:46:54.853 --> 00:46:56.939
She fucking shit! Oh shit!

965
00:46:56.939 --> 00:46:58.273
What do you mean she shit?

966
00:46:58.273 --> 00:47:02.402
I mean, shit is literally
falling out of her butt right now!

967
00:47:02.402 --> 00:47:04.863
- Oh, it's on my hand!

968
00:47:04.863 --> 00:47:06.490
I got shit on my hand!

969
00:47:06.490 --> 00:47:09.785
- What the fuck? Don't put it on me!

970
00:47:34.434 --> 00:47:36.228
Ew, get it off of me!

971
00:47:37.062 --> 00:47:39.565
It's in my mouth!
I've got shit in my mouth!

972
00:47:40.607 --> 00:47:41.942
Why would she do this?

973
00:47:43.777 --> 00:47:46.363
So, want the good news or bad news?

974
00:47:46.363 --> 00:47:47.364
More bad news?

975
00:47:47.364 --> 00:47:50.242
Bad news is that all we have to eat
are these strawberries.

976
00:47:50.742 --> 00:47:53.328
Good news is
that they look ripe and delicious.

977
00:47:53.328 --> 00:47:55.873
Also, I found
this pretty nice bottle of champagne.

978
00:47:55.873 --> 00:47:58.500
I guess that makes
two pieces of good news.

979
00:47:59.376 --> 00:48:02.671
So do you, like, get lots of massages?

980
00:48:02.671 --> 00:48:05.757
Actually, I prefer to give.
That's why I got certified.

981
00:48:05.757 --> 00:48:08.719
Hey, if you want, I could give you
some light reflexology.

982
00:48:08.719 --> 00:48:11.805
- Oh, uh, you don't have to do that.
Are you kidding?

983
00:48:11.805 --> 00:48:15.100
- After the trouble I've caused?
- Do you really know what you're doing?

984
00:48:15.100 --> 00:48:17.895
I know that spinal stenosis
is no laughing matter.

985
00:48:19.062 --> 00:48:21.398
Come on. Alleviate my guilt.

986
00:48:22.608 --> 00:48:26.069
Uh, all right. Uh, fuck it.
I will take a free massage.

987
00:48:26.069 --> 00:48:29.281
That's the spirit. I'mma go wash up.
We'll start face down.

988
00:48:29.281 --> 00:48:32.993
<i>♪ We don't have to take our clothes off... ♪</i>

989
00:48:32.993 --> 00:48:35.662
<i>- </i>
- <i>♪ To have a good time ♪</i>

990
00:48:35.662 --> 00:48:36.705
<i>♪ Oh, oh ♪</i>

991
00:48:36.705 --> 00:48:40.375
<i>♪ We don't have to take our clothes off... ♪</i>

992
00:48:40.375 --> 00:48:43.128
- <i>♪ To have a good time</i>... ♪

993
00:48:43.128 --> 00:48:45.589
Beer for you.
- Thank you.

994
00:48:45.589 --> 00:48:49.092
<i>♪ We could dance and party all night ♪</i>

995
00:48:49.092 --> 00:48:52.763
<i>♪ And drink some cherry wine... ♪</i>

996
00:48:53.513 --> 00:48:56.433
- I love this song.
- Oh yeah? Wanna get on the mic?

997
00:48:57.351 --> 00:48:58.352
Very funny.

998
00:48:58.352 --> 00:49:02.189
Come on, share your gift.
Excuse me. Can I have your attention?

999
00:49:02.189 --> 00:49:05.192
- No! Don't be a dick, please.
- All right. Jeez!

1000
00:49:05.192 --> 00:49:07.778
God forbid anyone meets the real you.

1001
00:49:07.778 --> 00:49:11.031
I'm sorry. I just...
I don't feel like singing right now.

1002
00:49:11.031 --> 00:49:12.366
Copy that.

1003
00:49:12.991 --> 00:49:14.660
Cool guys don't sing.

1004
00:49:15.619 --> 00:49:18.413
How was your first week?
Any ladies in the mix?

1005
00:49:18.413 --> 00:49:19.790
- Not yet.
Really?

1006
00:49:19.790 --> 00:49:22.834
Good-looking guy like you?
What's taking so long?

1007
00:49:24.044 --> 00:49:25.629
There is this girl I kinda like.

1008
00:49:26.296 --> 00:49:28.298
Sounds serious. What's her deal?

1009
00:49:28.298 --> 00:49:31.593
Well, she's really cool and smart.

1010
00:49:31.593 --> 00:49:32.761
Cool and smart?

1011
00:49:32.761 --> 00:49:34.304
Hard to believe, right?

1012
00:49:35.263 --> 00:49:36.682
So what are you waiting for?

1013
00:49:37.641 --> 00:49:38.684
Make a move.

1014
00:49:40.268 --> 00:49:41.687
What if she's not into it?

1015
00:49:43.689 --> 00:49:44.606
What if she is?

1016
00:49:48.568 --> 00:49:49.945
Jesus!

1017
00:49:49.945 --> 00:49:52.739
It's all good, muchachos!

1018
00:49:52.739 --> 00:49:57.327
It's just a chemical reaction.
You know why? Because it's science!

1019
00:49:57.327 --> 00:49:59.454
Oh my...
What's going on?

1020
00:49:59.454 --> 00:50:01.415
Hey!

1021
00:50:01.415 --> 00:50:03.166
Step right up, boys and girls!

1022
00:50:03.166 --> 00:50:09.965
Step right up and witness
the incredible fire-breathing dragon-man!

1023
00:50:13.301 --> 00:50:14.803
Oh!
- Oh fuck.

1024
00:50:14.803 --> 00:50:16.013
It's hot!

1025
00:50:16.013 --> 00:50:18.223
It's getting hot! It's getting hot!

1026
00:50:18.223 --> 00:50:19.975
Oh!

1027
00:50:19.975 --> 00:50:21.393
It's okay!

1028
00:50:24.563 --> 00:50:26.606
- God! Help me, please!

1029
00:50:26.606 --> 00:50:29.026
I'm your teacher,
for fuck's sake! Help!

1030
00:50:30.360 --> 00:50:32.070
Oh!

1031
00:50:32.738 --> 00:50:34.573
Oh!
Is he alive?

1032
00:50:42.831 --> 00:50:44.875
Yeah!

1033
00:50:45.917 --> 00:50:46.752
Ha-ha!

1034
00:50:47.419 --> 00:50:51.131
Yeah! Yeah!

1035
00:50:51.631 --> 00:50:52.716
Yeah!

1036
00:50:53.633 --> 00:50:56.344
Studes!
Studes! Studes! Studes!

1037
00:50:56.344 --> 00:50:59.890
Studes! Studes! Studes! Studes! Studes!

1038
00:51:04.895 --> 00:51:06.271
Oh... Oh!

1039
00:51:08.732 --> 00:51:10.192
Dennis is gonna kill me!

1040
00:51:10.192 --> 00:51:12.569
Fuck Dennis. He's never gonna know.

1041
00:51:12.569 --> 00:51:16.490
Are you crazy? It looks like
Willy Wonka's diarrhea factory in there.

1042
00:51:16.490 --> 00:51:21.119
Look, I say we go back to your house
and get in bed. This never happened.

1043
00:51:21.119 --> 00:51:23.789
What? What about the car?

1044
00:51:23.789 --> 00:51:26.374
What car? I have no idea
what you're talking about.

1045
00:51:26.374 --> 00:51:29.503
And Katrina? We can't leave her shitty ass
on the side of the road.

1046
00:51:29.503 --> 00:51:30.504
Why not?

1047
00:51:30.504 --> 00:51:33.090
Because some psycho rapist
could snatch her up!

1048
00:51:33.090 --> 00:51:35.884
Dude, she's covered in poo.
It's like a protective force field.

1049
00:51:36.551 --> 00:51:39.679
Look, at some point,
some cop is gonna cruise by

1050
00:51:39.679 --> 00:51:41.807
and think she stole the car
and took a dump in it.

1051
00:51:41.807 --> 00:51:44.643
And what happens when she wakes up
and tells the truth?

1052
00:51:46.812 --> 00:51:49.356
Hey. Katrina, wake up.

1053
00:51:49.356 --> 00:51:51.316
- Do you know us?

1054
00:51:51.316 --> 00:51:53.401
Get out of my room, you fucking bitch.

1055
00:51:53.401 --> 00:51:55.862
- Not exactly a star witness.
- It doesn't matter.

1056
00:51:55.862 --> 00:51:59.407
They'll trace my credit card to Taco Bell.
They'll pull the security footage.

1057
00:51:59.407 --> 00:52:01.952
What is this? <i>CSI Special Fecal Unit</i>?

1058
00:52:01.952 --> 00:52:03.578
It's never gonna work.

1059
00:52:06.540 --> 00:52:07.958
Fine.

1060
00:52:10.669 --> 00:52:11.586
New plan.

1061
00:52:21.721 --> 00:52:23.974
All right. Nice work.
Let's bounce.

1062
00:52:25.851 --> 00:52:26.685
What's the matter?

1063
00:52:28.520 --> 00:52:29.646
This feels fucked-up.

1064
00:52:30.230 --> 00:52:32.440
Yeah. Well, karma's a stinky perfume.

1065
00:52:32.440 --> 00:52:34.317
We can't
just leave her here like this

1066
00:52:34.317 --> 00:52:37.070
with her underpants filled to the brim
with diarrhea.

1067
00:52:37.070 --> 00:52:40.031
They're America's heroes.
This is what they train for.

1068
00:52:40.031 --> 00:52:42.033
Her parents are gonna have to pick her up.

1069
00:52:42.033 --> 00:52:45.287
Good. Maybe it'll finally motivate them
to potty-train her.

1070
00:52:46.329 --> 00:52:47.706
Quick, grab her legs!

1071
00:52:47.706 --> 00:52:50.417
- I just washed my hands!
- Well, just fucking do it.

1072
00:52:55.672 --> 00:53:00.468
<i>♪ Yeah I'm fresh and fly
As nobody in this room here gon' try it ♪</i>

1073
00:53:00.468 --> 00:53:02.721
<i>♪ See my fit, it's a fit
Yeah, I'm fit, take a flick... ♪</i>

1074
00:53:02.721 --> 00:53:04.556
Oh. Close.

1075
00:53:06.349 --> 00:53:08.768
So you're really done with singing, huh?

1076
00:53:09.811 --> 00:53:11.980
Yeah, I'm... I'm... I'm over it.

1077
00:53:11.980 --> 00:53:13.440
Oh, that's too bad.

1078
00:53:14.274 --> 00:53:17.736
For the record, I always thought
you had a pretty nice voice. Kobe!

1079
00:53:17.736 --> 00:53:19.696
- How are you so good at this?

1080
00:53:19.696 --> 00:53:21.907
- How are you so bad at this?
- I don't know. I suck.

1081
00:53:21.907 --> 00:53:23.617
- Yo, there you are.

1082
00:53:23.617 --> 00:53:25.827
- Those guys from the skate park are here.
- Here?

1083
00:53:25.827 --> 00:53:28.788
Yeah. They'll probably murder us,
so we should go. How you doing?

1084
00:53:28.788 --> 00:53:30.582
- I told you!
- What's going on?

1085
00:53:30.582 --> 00:53:32.709
Oh, we ripped off some guys earlier.

1086
00:53:32.709 --> 00:53:33.919
<i>You</i> ripped them off.

1087
00:53:33.919 --> 00:53:37.464
Benj! We are partners.
We succeed and fail as a unit.

1088
00:53:37.464 --> 00:53:39.424
There's those motherfuckers.

1089
00:53:39.925 --> 00:53:43.303
- Hey, what's up, fellas? How are ya?
- Shut the fuck up.

1090
00:53:43.303 --> 00:53:45.430
- Yep.
- You think you can sell us fake shit?

1091
00:53:45.430 --> 00:53:48.099
Fake shit? There must be
some kind of misunderstanding.

1092
00:53:48.099 --> 00:53:49.059
Talk fast, bitch.

1093
00:53:49.059 --> 00:53:50.435
I got it from Benj.

1094
00:53:52.520 --> 00:53:55.065
- I... I had nothing to do with this.
He told me it was dank.

1095
00:53:55.065 --> 00:53:56.441
Ruby. Come on, man.

1096
00:53:56.441 --> 00:54:00.278
Come to think of it,
I popped mine, like, two hours ago,

1097
00:54:00.278 --> 00:54:02.530
and, well, I don't feel shit either.

1098
00:54:02.530 --> 00:54:05.408
Come on. I tried to stay in the car.
He forced me. He's lying.

1099
00:54:05.408 --> 00:54:09.037
Come on, Benjamin. The jig is up.

1100
00:54:09.037 --> 00:54:11.790
Give them their money back,
take your beating,

1101
00:54:11.790 --> 00:54:13.708
and learn from your mistakes.

1102
00:54:13.708 --> 00:54:14.626
Oh no!

1103
00:54:14.626 --> 00:54:17.712
Go easy on him, guys. He's just a kid.

1104
00:54:18.380 --> 00:54:20.298
Oh my God!

1105
00:54:20.799 --> 00:54:22.050
Oh!

1106
00:54:24.511 --> 00:54:26.888
I don't know what is going on,
but I'll pay you back.

1107
00:54:26.888 --> 00:54:29.224
Nah, homey.
It's too late for that.

1108
00:54:29.224 --> 00:54:31.393
Please, man. I'm a good person.

1109
00:54:31.393 --> 00:54:33.687
Oh shit! It's Kayvon!
- Yo, is there a problem?

1110
00:54:33.687 --> 00:54:37.274
Yeah, there's a fucking problem.
Your boys here just ripped us off.

1111
00:54:38.441 --> 00:54:39.276
This bitch?

1112
00:54:40.277 --> 00:54:41.361
Oh!

1113
00:54:42.112 --> 00:54:43.321
He's not my boy.

1114
00:54:43.321 --> 00:54:44.864
Yeah. Well...

1115
00:54:45.782 --> 00:54:47.701
someone owes us $300.

1116
00:54:47.701 --> 00:54:49.619
That's not my business, dog.

1117
00:54:49.619 --> 00:54:53.206
My business is hosting this party
and ensuring my guests have a good time.

1118
00:54:53.206 --> 00:54:55.041
Now, you can either respect that,

1119
00:54:55.041 --> 00:54:57.836
or I could fuck you up
in front of all these people.

1120
00:54:57.836 --> 00:54:59.129
Oh damn!

1121
00:55:00.588 --> 00:55:02.549
Oh, shit's about to go down.

1122
00:55:07.137 --> 00:55:09.597
Yeah, I respect that.

1123
00:55:12.183 --> 00:55:14.102
I appreciate you being mature about it.

1124
00:55:14.853 --> 00:55:15.770
All right!

1125
00:55:15.770 --> 00:55:17.522
- That's mad big of you, dog.
- Thanks, dog.

1126
00:55:17.522 --> 00:55:21.318
You know what? I like that.
Why don't you guys grab yourself a drink?

1127
00:55:21.318 --> 00:55:24.279
Make yourself comfortable, okay?
If you need anything, come find me.

1128
00:55:30.869 --> 00:55:32.245
Oh!

1129
00:55:33.204 --> 00:55:34.122
Oh my God!

1130
00:55:41.171 --> 00:55:43.173
Oh!

1131
00:55:46.926 --> 00:55:47.844
Come on!

1132
00:55:52.599 --> 00:55:53.767
Gotta call you back.

1133
00:55:53.767 --> 00:55:56.644
- You broke my fucking nose!
- Oh my God, I'm so sorry!

1134
00:55:58.021 --> 00:55:59.147
Fuck you!

1135
00:56:02.150 --> 00:56:03.151
Marlon!

1136
00:56:09.115 --> 00:56:11.159
Dude, what the fuck?

1137
00:56:11.159 --> 00:56:12.869
- What?
What do you mean "what"?

1138
00:56:12.869 --> 00:56:15.747
- I thought you were about to get murdered.
- Fucking Ruby.

1139
00:56:15.747 --> 00:56:16.664
I--

1140
00:56:20.085 --> 00:56:21.711
Wow, that's...

1141
00:56:22.420 --> 00:56:23.630
Thank you?

1142
00:56:23.630 --> 00:56:27.258
You're welcome. I mean, you were clearly
never gonna make a move.

1143
00:56:27.258 --> 00:56:30.095
Sorry about that.
I just didn't really know how you felt.

1144
00:56:30.678 --> 00:56:33.515
Well, now you know.
So next time, don't overthink it.

1145
00:56:33.515 --> 00:56:34.682
Yeah, no, no. I won't.

1146
00:56:38.353 --> 00:56:40.855
- Like, now would be that time.
Oh.

1147
00:56:40.855 --> 00:56:41.898
Yeah.

1148
00:56:43.400 --> 00:56:44.401
Here I come.

1149
00:56:55.370 --> 00:56:56.413
Was that okay?

1150
00:56:57.122 --> 00:57:00.417
That was... surprisingly good, actually.

1151
00:57:03.086 --> 00:57:05.505
- Don't tell your sister.
- I'd never tell her anything.

1152
00:57:05.505 --> 00:57:08.716
I'm serious. I'll fuck you up.
This is not a good look for me.

1153
00:57:09.592 --> 00:57:10.677
Wow. Thanks.

1154
00:57:10.677 --> 00:57:11.719
Don't get me wrong.

1155
00:57:11.719 --> 00:57:15.557
I mean, you're super cute,
but you're a freshman. I'm a sophomore.

1156
00:57:15.557 --> 00:57:17.225
- Yeah.
- The gap is unbridgeable.

1157
00:57:17.225 --> 00:57:19.894
Fine, but you have to promise
not to tell anyone either.

1158
00:57:19.894 --> 00:57:21.563
Oh really? Why is that?

1159
00:57:21.563 --> 00:57:25.108
Well, because I'm a freshman. New kid.
I wanna keep my options open.

1160
00:57:25.108 --> 00:57:26.901
Oh, you do, do you?

1161
00:57:28.278 --> 00:57:30.238
No, not really.

1162
00:57:39.789 --> 00:57:41.416
Okay, I should probably get back

1163
00:57:41.416 --> 00:57:43.960
before people think
I'm off somewhere blowing you.

1164
00:57:46.296 --> 00:57:47.172
Not gonna happen.

1165
00:57:47.172 --> 00:57:48.590
No, I don't even want that.

1166
00:57:49.591 --> 00:57:50.842
That's not what I...

1167
00:57:50.842 --> 00:57:54.262
Obviously, if you wanted to,
I would totally allow that.

1168
00:57:54.804 --> 00:57:56.097
That came out wrong. Uh...

1169
00:57:56.097 --> 00:57:59.392
You don't need my permission.
You can do anything you want.

1170
00:58:00.602 --> 00:58:01.686
I support women.

1171
00:58:03.521 --> 00:58:06.441
Find me before you leave.
Maybe I'll give you a ride.

1172
00:58:09.694 --> 00:58:11.029
This was fun.

1173
00:58:20.997 --> 00:58:22.790
Oh shit, he's alive!

1174
00:58:22.790 --> 00:58:26.377
Oh my God. Yo, bro. Thank you.

1175
00:58:27.128 --> 00:58:28.046
I needed that.

1176
00:58:28.046 --> 00:58:30.215
- Look, I should have taped up.
- Oh my God!

1177
00:58:30.215 --> 00:58:31.466
They got all messed up.

1178
00:58:31.466 --> 00:58:33.635
Yeah. Thank you.
- I love you, kid!

1179
00:58:33.635 --> 00:58:36.054
- It's all good. We're all friends now.
- Yeah!

1180
00:58:36.054 --> 00:58:37.096
- Yeah?
- Yeah!

1181
00:58:37.096 --> 00:58:38.431
- Yeah!
- Let's go!

1182
00:58:45.647 --> 00:58:46.940
<i>♪ You ready? ♪</i>

1183
00:58:53.571 --> 00:58:54.739
<i>♪ This is it now ♪</i>

1184
00:58:54.739 --> 00:58:55.740
<i>♪ Can't quit now ♪</i>

1185
00:58:55.740 --> 00:58:57.659
<i>♪ Feel the pressure is on the rise ♪</i>

1186
00:58:57.659 --> 00:58:59.702
<i>♪ I'm burning inside, energy is high ♪</i>

1187
00:58:59.702 --> 00:59:00.995
<i>♪ And I feel so alive ♪</i>

1188
00:59:00.995 --> 00:59:02.789
<i>♪ Had to face up, so I prayed up ♪</i>

1189
00:59:02.789 --> 00:59:04.999
<i>♪ Put my head down and I came up ♪</i>

1190
00:59:04.999 --> 00:59:06.876
<i>- ♪ Came up ♪
- ♪ So what you afraid of? ♪</i>

1191
00:59:06.876 --> 00:59:08.795
<i>♪This is what legends are made of ♪</i>

1192
00:59:08.795 --> 00:59:10.588
<i>♪ Center stage of a new wave ♪</i>

1193
00:59:10.588 --> 00:59:12.840
<i>♪ Of hustlerz, ballerz, and renegades ♪</i>

1194
00:59:12.840 --> 00:59:14.259
<i>♪ Every day stay dedicated ♪</i>

1195
00:59:14.259 --> 00:59:16.344
<i>♪ On a mission
Until we can say we made it ♪</i>

1196
00:59:16.344 --> 00:59:19.681
<i>♪ It's nothing life will just hand you
Always did what they told me I can't do ♪</i>

1197
00:59:19.681 --> 00:59:21.766
<i>♪ And it's still all a gamble ♪</i>

1198
00:59:21.766 --> 00:59:23.935
<i>♪ Go and handle yo' handle ♪</i>

1199
00:59:23.935 --> 00:59:25.520
<i>- ♪ You ready? ♪
- ♪ You ready? ♪</i>

1200
00:59:25.520 --> 00:59:27.689
<i>- ♪ Keep your eyes peeled ♪
- ♪ What's up? ♪</i>

1201
00:59:27.689 --> 00:59:29.107
<i>- ♪ You hear it comin'? ♪
- ♪ What? ♪</i>

1202
00:59:29.107 --> 00:59:30.567
<i>♪ It's 'bout to get real... ♪</i>

1203
00:59:33.278 --> 00:59:34.404
<i>♪ Watch ♪</i>

1204
00:59:36.406 --> 00:59:38.116
<i>♪ It's 'bout to get real ♪</i>

1205
00:59:40.076 --> 00:59:41.119
<i>♪ What's up? ♪</i>

1206
00:59:42.203 --> 00:59:43.329
<i>♪ You know the deal ♪</i>

1207
00:59:43.329 --> 00:59:45.373
<i>♪ It's 'bout to get real ♪</i>

1208
00:59:46.207 --> 00:59:48.459
<i>♪ This is high stakes, no off days ♪</i>

1209
00:59:48.459 --> 00:59:50.336
<i>♪ You cooked if you caught in the blaze ♪</i>

1210
00:59:50.336 --> 00:59:53.881
<i>♪ You either eaten or you get ate
It's all part of the game we play ♪</i>

1211
00:59:53.881 --> 00:59:55.592
<i>♪ When I stand up, never jammed up ♪</i>

1212
00:59:55.592 --> 00:59:57.635
<i>♪ Can't go under
Do you over stand us? ♪</i>

1213
00:59:57.635 --> 00:59:59.596
<i>- ♪ Over stand us ♪
- ♪ Don't take it for granted ♪</i>

1214
00:59:59.596 --> 01:00:01.556
<i>♪ It's bigger than life on this planet ♪</i>

1215
01:00:01.556 --> 01:00:04.601
<i>♪ Nuff said 'cause I know the ledge
And I'm pushing it right to the edge</i>... <i>♪</i>

1216
01:00:04.601 --> 01:00:06.144
Whoo!
- <i>♪ Only break bread ♪</i>

1217
01:00:06.144 --> 01:00:08.354
<i>♪ My real head
For the blood and the tears we shed ♪</i>

1218
01:00:08.354 --> 01:00:10.440
<i>♪ Be patient, we done waiting ♪</i>

1219
01:00:10.440 --> 01:00:11.983
<i>♪ So at the end of the day ♪</i>

1220
01:00:12.859 --> 01:00:14.193
<i>♪ You know the deal ♪</i>

1221
01:00:14.193 --> 01:00:15.612
<i>♪ It's 'bout to get real ♪</i>

1222
01:00:39.969 --> 01:00:41.054
Hey, Stude!

1223
01:00:41.554 --> 01:00:43.598
See you Monday.

1224
01:00:43.598 --> 01:00:45.016
Okay, all done.

1225
01:00:45.725 --> 01:00:48.519
You may feel a little sore tomorrow.
Nothing to worry about.

1226
01:00:48.519 --> 01:00:49.646
Just a toxin release.

1227
01:00:49.646 --> 01:00:53.608
And if you want, a nice hot soak
is always great for recovery.

1228
01:00:54.317 --> 01:00:56.402
Well, I didn't bring a suit, so...

1229
01:00:56.402 --> 01:00:58.613
Oh. We have plenty of suits
in the changing room.

1230
01:01:00.740 --> 01:01:02.033
Are you gonna get in?

1231
01:01:02.909 --> 01:01:03.826
To the tub?

1232
01:01:03.826 --> 01:01:05.828
I can't go alone, right?

1233
01:01:05.828 --> 01:01:07.372
I... I mean, I guess I could.

1234
01:01:07.872 --> 01:01:10.333
Why don't you go change?
I'll get it all set up.

1235
01:01:12.585 --> 01:01:14.712
Right back there. Take any suit you want.

1236
01:01:14.712 --> 01:01:15.797
Okay.

1237
01:01:17.298 --> 01:01:20.009
Yes! Yes! It's freaking on.

1238
01:01:30.978 --> 01:01:31.979
I'm high.

1239
01:01:34.941 --> 01:01:38.861
There he is! Just the man
I wanted to see! Come here!

1240
01:01:39.445 --> 01:01:41.948
Come here. Let me ask you something.
You like jazz?

1241
01:01:41.948 --> 01:01:43.408
Yeah. Yeah, I... I like jazz.

1242
01:01:43.408 --> 01:01:45.034
Course you do, you bastard.

1243
01:01:45.702 --> 01:01:47.203
I've got something for you.

1244
01:01:49.414 --> 01:01:50.540
Oh my God!

1245
01:01:51.332 --> 01:01:52.583
What happened to you?

1246
01:01:53.084 --> 01:01:55.461
Oh, I have an older brother, so...

1247
01:01:55.461 --> 01:01:56.421
Oh.

1248
01:01:57.213 --> 01:01:58.923
Oh! Almost forgot the drinks.

1249
01:02:03.136 --> 01:02:05.847
Some bubbles to go with these bubbles.

1250
01:02:07.098 --> 01:02:08.891
Oh shit! Are you okay?

1251
01:02:08.891 --> 01:02:09.976
Oh fuck, fuck, fuck!

1252
01:02:09.976 --> 01:02:12.145
Oh my God! Oh my God! Your shoulder!

1253
01:02:12.145 --> 01:02:14.564
- Oh, what is that?
- God. I think it's your bone.

1254
01:02:14.564 --> 01:02:16.315
- Oh God!

1255
01:02:16.941 --> 01:02:18.526
Don't just stand there! Get help!

1256
01:02:18.526 --> 01:02:20.153
How? We're locked in.

1257
01:02:21.946 --> 01:02:23.281
I have a key.

1258
01:02:23.281 --> 01:02:25.366
- What?!

1259
01:02:25.366 --> 01:02:26.492
In my pants!

1260
01:02:27.118 --> 01:02:30.371
Motherfucker!
Come on!

1261
01:02:32.081 --> 01:02:34.208
You have had a key this entire time?

1262
01:02:34.208 --> 01:02:36.836
Who cares how long I had it?
I'm fucking dying here.

1263
01:02:36.836 --> 01:02:39.005
Fucking creep! What is wrong with you?

1264
01:02:39.005 --> 01:02:41.716
I don't know! I have low self-esteem.

1265
01:02:41.716 --> 01:02:43.551
I'm trying to impress my brother.

1266
01:02:43.551 --> 01:02:46.888
I know I'm a piece of shit,
but I don't deserve to die.

1267
01:02:48.556 --> 01:02:49.974
Please?

1268
01:02:49.974 --> 01:02:51.559
Call 911.

1269
01:02:52.059 --> 01:02:54.061
Call yourself, asshole.

1270
01:02:59.692 --> 01:03:01.652
Guess who the cat drug up?

1271
01:03:01.652 --> 01:03:02.737
Hey!

1272
01:03:02.737 --> 01:03:06.157
Somebody cut up a little jazz,
so I guess we're going.

1273
01:03:06.741 --> 01:03:08.201
Oh. Oh!

1274
01:03:08.201 --> 01:03:10.828
Oh no. I'm gonna stick with the beer.
Thank you though.

1275
01:03:10.828 --> 01:03:12.663
What? What you talking about?

1276
01:03:12.663 --> 01:03:14.540
You... you gave me your word, man.

1277
01:03:14.540 --> 01:03:17.126
- What, are you not a man of your word?

1278
01:03:17.126 --> 01:03:18.252
Come on.
- Come on.

1279
01:03:18.252 --> 01:03:19.420
Just do it.

1280
01:03:20.338 --> 01:03:23.299
Benj! Benj!
Benj! Benj! Benj!

1281
01:03:23.299 --> 01:03:25.259
- Fuck it, I'll do it.
- Attaboy!

1282
01:03:25.259 --> 01:03:27.637
You heard him! One monster rail!

1283
01:03:28.179 --> 01:03:31.933
Oh no, no, no! Just one medium-sized rail
will be fine. Do I just sniff it?

1284
01:03:32.850 --> 01:03:34.894
Wait a fucking minute.
This your first time?

1285
01:03:35.561 --> 01:03:36.896
- Oh!
- Oh my God!

1286
01:03:36.896 --> 01:03:39.982
Aight, shit. We gotta make this special.

1287
01:03:39.982 --> 01:03:43.402
Uh, quick, somebody give me
a, uh, hundred-dollar bill.

1288
01:03:43.402 --> 01:03:46.948
Ooh, matter of fact, let me get
a gold record or some shit. Who got that?

1289
01:03:46.948 --> 01:03:49.492
He should do it off Jessica.
She thinks he's cute.

1290
01:03:50.409 --> 01:03:52.745
Great idea.
Jessica, get your butt over here.

1291
01:03:52.745 --> 01:03:55.331
No, Jessica.
Really, you don't have to do that.

1292
01:03:55.331 --> 01:03:58.292
It's not a big deal. You can if you want.

1293
01:03:59.710 --> 01:04:02.880
Time to make some dreams come true.

1294
01:04:02.880 --> 01:04:05.132
Oh!
Sweet!

1295
01:04:06.217 --> 01:04:08.052
Oh my God, that's so fun!

1296
01:04:08.052 --> 01:04:10.054
Don't be shy.

1297
01:04:10.972 --> 01:04:15.226
Attaboy. You ain't no bitch baby no more.
Get in there. Shit's clean.

1298
01:04:18.437 --> 01:04:19.897
Oh God, it burns.

1299
01:04:19.897 --> 01:04:20.982
Wow.

1300
01:04:21.858 --> 01:04:23.276
- Bailey?
- Real nice.

1301
01:04:24.402 --> 01:04:25.278
Wait!

1302
01:04:25.903 --> 01:04:28.114
Oh shit! Oh fuck!

1303
01:04:28.114 --> 01:04:30.199
That was really bad. Fuck, fuck, fuck!

1304
01:04:30.199 --> 01:04:33.703
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Easy, little fella. Breathe.

1305
01:04:33.703 --> 01:04:35.872
I'm sorry. I've never done coke before.

1306
01:04:35.872 --> 01:04:37.999
- Oh my God. He thinks it's coke.

1307
01:04:38.791 --> 01:04:40.459
Okay, you still haven't.

1308
01:04:41.502 --> 01:04:42.420
What?

1309
01:04:43.087 --> 01:04:44.714
That was K, man.

1310
01:04:44.714 --> 01:04:45.756
K?

1311
01:04:45.756 --> 01:04:51.304
Ketamine. It's, like... for cats, I think.
Might be horses. Shit, I forgot.

1312
01:04:51.304 --> 01:04:53.347
- Oh God! I'm gonna die.

1313
01:04:53.347 --> 01:04:56.058
- Relax!

1314
01:04:56.851 --> 01:05:01.147
Sit down.
Let the wave wash you back to shore.

1315
01:05:21.334 --> 01:05:22.168
<i>♪ Whoo! ♪</i>

1316
01:05:24.253 --> 01:05:25.838
Let's go. Right.

1317
01:05:26.589 --> 01:05:29.759
- Let's go. Let's move it.
I can't be driving right now!

1318
01:05:29.759 --> 01:05:31.719
Where are my keys?
- All out of here!

1319
01:05:31.719 --> 01:05:34.931
All right.
Time to go home! Party's over!

1320
01:05:35.723 --> 01:05:37.975
Jesus Christ.

1321
01:05:48.152 --> 01:05:49.028
Alyssa?

1322
01:05:51.280 --> 01:05:52.782
- Holy shit!
I know!

1323
01:05:52.782 --> 01:05:54.867
I'm a fucking monster.

1324
01:05:55.409 --> 01:05:57.578
Inside and out.

1325
01:06:07.797 --> 01:06:10.883
If it makes you feel any better,
I broke my collarbone in two places.

1326
01:06:10.883 --> 01:06:12.510
I'm sure you deserved it.

1327
01:06:12.510 --> 01:06:13.844
Without a doubt.

1328
01:06:14.553 --> 01:06:15.680
I got off easy.

1329
01:06:19.350 --> 01:06:20.393
Wanna talk about it?

1330
01:06:22.728 --> 01:06:24.522
There's nothing to talk about.

1331
01:06:26.107 --> 01:06:27.942
Nicole was right.

1332
01:06:30.069 --> 01:06:34.699
It doesn't fucking matter what I look like
because my soul is... dog shit.

1333
01:06:35.700 --> 01:06:36.617
That's not true.

1334
01:06:36.617 --> 01:06:41.163
You're crazy hot. You smell great.
And your butt's like a freaking walnut.

1335
01:06:41.163 --> 01:06:42.748
What the fuck, dude?

1336
01:06:43.374 --> 01:06:44.917
Who fucking talks like that?

1337
01:06:44.917 --> 01:06:48.963
I'm sorry. I'm trying to change,
but it's gonna take some time.

1338
01:06:50.548 --> 01:06:53.759
What I'm trying to say is
you're great the way you are.

1339
01:06:58.305 --> 01:07:01.058
You don't think I'm, like, a huge bitch?

1340
01:07:01.058 --> 01:07:05.146
Oh, you're a gigantic bitch,
but that's what makes you so great.

1341
01:07:07.064 --> 01:07:07.898
Look.

1342
01:07:08.607 --> 01:07:11.110
I'm not stupid. I know I'm a douche.

1343
01:07:12.194 --> 01:07:16.657
The only reason people tolerate me
is because my parents are rich,

1344
01:07:16.657 --> 01:07:18.534
and I throw sick parties.

1345
01:07:18.534 --> 01:07:19.744
Your brother does.

1346
01:07:20.327 --> 01:07:22.371
We both do as a team,

1347
01:07:23.247 --> 01:07:25.833
but you've always called me on my shit,
no matter what.

1348
01:07:25.833 --> 01:07:29.628
You're raw and real and wild.

1349
01:07:30.254 --> 01:07:33.924
And if Nicole can't handle that,
she doesn't deserve you.

1350
01:07:37.762 --> 01:07:39.388
Thanks.

1351
01:07:41.223 --> 01:07:42.141
That's sweet.

1352
01:07:42.767 --> 01:07:43.851
It's the truth.

1353
01:07:49.315 --> 01:07:50.149
Wait.

1354
01:07:51.484 --> 01:07:52.610
Is this a meet-cute?

1355
01:07:52.610 --> 01:07:54.236
Not a fucking chance.

1356
01:07:54.236 --> 01:07:55.196
Fair enough.

1357
01:08:01.786 --> 01:08:03.579
I don't even know who you are.

1358
01:08:05.206 --> 01:08:06.916
What the fuck even is ketamine?

1359
01:08:10.961 --> 01:08:12.213
Don't know? Not sure?

1360
01:08:12.213 --> 01:08:14.840
- I think it's for cats or something.
- Speak up!

1361
01:08:14.840 --> 01:08:16.467
Think it's for cats or something.

1362
01:08:16.467 --> 01:08:17.384
Oh!

1363
01:08:18.552 --> 01:08:20.805
It's for cats... or something.

1364
01:08:20.805 --> 01:08:23.057
Well, that's just fan-fucking-tastic.

1365
01:08:23.057 --> 01:08:25.684
I hope you got a big ball of yarn
in your bedroom

1366
01:08:25.684 --> 01:08:28.562
'cause that's gonna be
your only entertainment for the next year.

1367
01:08:28.562 --> 01:08:31.232
- What the fuck are you laughing at?

1368
01:08:31.232 --> 01:08:33.150
What the fuck are you laughing at?!

1369
01:08:33.150 --> 01:08:36.529
Are you laughing at me?
Because you're not getting another nose.

1370
01:08:36.529 --> 01:08:38.114
- Fine. I don't want one.
Good!

1371
01:08:38.114 --> 01:08:40.407
I certainly hope that you identify

1372
01:08:40.407 --> 01:08:42.743
with whatever mess is going on
under that bandage.

1373
01:08:42.743 --> 01:08:44.245
- I said okay!

1374
01:08:44.829 --> 01:08:46.580
I am the one

1375
01:08:46.580 --> 01:08:49.500
who says when it is okay.

1376
01:09:00.928 --> 01:09:01.846
Fun night?

1377
01:09:02.763 --> 01:09:04.181
Did you talk to Bailey yet?

1378
01:09:04.181 --> 01:09:06.350
No. Why? What happened?

1379
01:09:08.686 --> 01:09:09.895
I messed everything up.

1380
01:09:11.438 --> 01:09:12.314
Want my advice?

1381
01:09:12.898 --> 01:09:14.859
Let me guess. Eat a dick.

1382
01:09:16.360 --> 01:09:18.362
Actually, I was gonna say
just be yourself.

1383
01:09:20.489 --> 01:09:23.325
- I thought you hated myself.
- Look, Bailey likes you, dude.

1384
01:09:23.325 --> 01:09:25.536
Not this new you, okay?

1385
01:09:26.120 --> 01:09:27.121
The real you.

1386
01:09:27.621 --> 01:09:30.040
The geek who blushes
when she walks in the room

1387
01:09:30.040 --> 01:09:32.626
and sings Stevie Wonder
and fucks his bedroom mirror.

1388
01:09:32.626 --> 01:09:33.586
I don't do that.

1389
01:09:36.255 --> 01:09:37.173
Whatever.

1390
01:09:39.717 --> 01:09:41.969
Honestly, I like him better too.

1391
01:09:44.138 --> 01:09:45.598
So quit feeling sorry for yourself.

1392
01:09:45.598 --> 01:09:48.100
Wipe that shit off your face
and go get her.

1393
01:09:49.935 --> 01:09:52.771
- Why are you being so nice to me?
- I don't know.

1394
01:09:54.190 --> 01:09:55.608
I think I have a concussion.

1395
01:09:59.570 --> 01:10:00.487
You got this.

1396
01:10:16.795 --> 01:10:18.255
What the--

1397
01:10:18.255 --> 01:10:20.966
Someone better tell me
what the fuck is going on!

1398
01:10:20.966 --> 01:10:23.677
Goddamn, woman! You broke my ear.

1399
01:10:23.677 --> 01:10:25.679
- Wrong answer!

1400
01:10:25.679 --> 01:10:28.557
Please! Please! Stop it! Stop it!

1401
01:10:28.557 --> 01:10:30.351
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

1402
01:10:30.351 --> 01:10:34.021
I'm Eddie.
That... that's Connor.

1403
01:10:34.521 --> 01:10:36.982
We... we go to your school.
You're in my room.

1404
01:10:36.982 --> 01:10:40.069
Where are my fucking clothes?

1405
01:10:40.069 --> 01:10:42.613
- In the wash!
- We took care of you last night.

1406
01:10:42.613 --> 01:10:44.782
- Please stop hurting us!

1407
01:10:47.701 --> 01:10:49.370
Why are my clothes in the wash?

1408
01:10:51.455 --> 01:10:52.331
Oh...

1409
01:10:54.041 --> 01:10:56.293
Listen. There was an incident.

1410
01:10:57.628 --> 01:10:59.171
<i>Whoo! Come on!</i>

1411
01:11:00.923 --> 01:11:03.342
<i>Oh shit! She shit!</i>

1412
01:11:03.342 --> 01:11:04.635
<i>Shit... shit.</i>

1413
01:11:06.095 --> 01:11:09.265
No, no, no!
It's not a big deal. It's okay.

1414
01:11:20.776 --> 01:11:22.695
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!

1415
01:11:23.279 --> 01:11:25.197
Beats riding the bus, doesn't it?

1416
01:11:28.033 --> 01:11:29.994
Hey, you know what? I've been thinking.

1417
01:11:30.577 --> 01:11:32.329
If you wanna tell people I'm your dad,

1418
01:11:33.497 --> 01:11:34.623
I'm cool with that.

1419
01:11:36.375 --> 01:11:37.376
I think I'm okay.

1420
01:11:37.960 --> 01:11:41.505
If you need anything, give me a call.
I'll be home, hanging out in your mom.

1421
01:11:48.178 --> 01:11:50.264
- You know what, Dennis?
- What's up?

1422
01:11:50.264 --> 01:11:51.932
Shut the fuck up.

1423
01:11:53.017 --> 01:11:57.479
I am not the guy you think I am, Dennis.

1424
01:11:58.188 --> 01:12:00.441
Not anymore. I've changed.

1425
01:12:00.441 --> 01:12:02.234
I've seen some shit,

1426
01:12:02.234 --> 01:12:04.653
and not like a war vet has seen some shit.

1427
01:12:04.653 --> 01:12:07.865
I'm talking actual shit

1428
01:12:07.865 --> 01:12:11.785
dripping down the walls
of this stupid-ass car you love so much.

1429
01:12:15.414 --> 01:12:17.249
I don't know what any of that means.

1430
01:12:17.249 --> 01:12:18.876
Let me break it down for you.

1431
01:12:18.876 --> 01:12:20.627
The other night, I took your car,

1432
01:12:20.627 --> 01:12:23.839
and I had the hottest girl in school
in the back seat.

1433
01:12:23.839 --> 01:12:25.090
Fuck yeah!

1434
01:12:25.591 --> 01:12:27.217
She sprayed dookie all over it.

1435
01:12:27.885 --> 01:12:31.889
I cleaned it as best as I could,
but I bet if you close your eyes,

1436
01:12:31.889 --> 01:12:33.891
you could still detect a hint.

1437
01:12:39.355 --> 01:12:41.774
Eddie, if... if... if that's true,

1438
01:12:42.441 --> 01:12:44.985
that is a serious betrayal of my trust.

1439
01:12:44.985 --> 01:12:46.737
What? Are you gonna tell on me?

1440
01:12:46.737 --> 01:12:52.326
Yeah, I... Actions have consequences, okay?
So I'm gonna have to tell your mom.

1441
01:12:52.326 --> 01:12:56.246
Great. I'll come with you.
Who do you think she's gonna side with?

1442
01:12:56.246 --> 01:12:57.247
Her little angel

1443
01:12:57.247 --> 01:13:00.542
or the most suspicious-looking
motherfucker on earth?

1444
01:13:02.836 --> 01:13:05.005
- The angel.
- What did you say?

1445
01:13:06.590 --> 01:13:08.133
- The angel.
- Oh.

1446
01:13:08.675 --> 01:13:10.010
That's what I thought.

1447
01:13:10.803 --> 01:13:13.847
From now on, put some respect on my name.

1448
01:13:15.766 --> 01:13:17.726
I respect you. I always have.

1449
01:13:17.726 --> 01:13:20.396
Yeah, fu... Gimme that sandwich.

1450
01:13:31.782 --> 01:13:35.244
I'm so sorry,
but, um, I think the child lock is on.

1451
01:13:35.244 --> 01:13:36.537
Can I get some help?

1452
01:13:38.664 --> 01:13:39.498
Yeah.

1453
01:13:46.713 --> 01:13:47.923
You talk to Benj?

1454
01:13:47.923 --> 01:13:51.552
I called him yesterday,
but his mom answered. She sounded pissed.

1455
01:13:51.552 --> 01:13:52.553
Hey, guys.

1456
01:13:52.553 --> 01:13:54.430
Damn, Koosh.
What happened to you?

1457
01:13:54.430 --> 01:13:56.181
- What'd I tell you?

1458
01:13:57.683 --> 01:13:59.184
Where does he come from?

1459
01:14:00.018 --> 01:14:01.353
Don't call me Koosh anymore.

1460
01:14:01.353 --> 01:14:03.272
Being a legend is exhausting.

1461
01:14:04.022 --> 01:14:07.860
Also, I'm starting to think
my brother might not be a great person.

1462
01:14:07.860 --> 01:14:10.154
- He's not.
- Yeah, he's a sociopath.

1463
01:14:10.154 --> 01:14:12.531
From now on, just call me Danah.

1464
01:14:13.115 --> 01:14:15.534
- With pleasure, Danah.

1465
01:14:16.368 --> 01:14:17.744
Don't say it like that.

1466
01:14:20.164 --> 01:14:22.207
Hi, George. All right?

1467
01:14:24.835 --> 01:14:25.711
Hey.

1468
01:14:26.295 --> 01:14:27.963
- You get up to anything this weekend?
- Nope.

1469
01:14:27.963 --> 01:14:30.674
- Yeah, pretty mellow.
- Yeah, super lame.

1470
01:14:30.674 --> 01:14:34.761
Oh man. We got off our asses.
You would've loved it.

1471
01:14:34.761 --> 01:14:38.223
Sorry again about those plus-ones.
Next time, it's a lock.

1472
01:14:38.223 --> 01:14:39.349
Connor! Eddie!

1473
01:14:40.184 --> 01:14:42.186
Is Katrina Aurienna waving at you?

1474
01:14:43.604 --> 01:14:45.022
Uh-huh, weird.

1475
01:14:45.022 --> 01:14:47.191
Yeah, I guess we better go check it out.

1476
01:14:47.191 --> 01:14:49.276
Hang on. Should I roll with?

1477
01:14:50.068 --> 01:14:50.986
Ah...

1478
01:14:51.987 --> 01:14:54.573
Nah! You know,
it looks pretty full up there.

1479
01:14:54.573 --> 01:14:58.202
But, hey, next time, man, it's a lock.

1480
01:15:01.580 --> 01:15:03.123
- Alyssa.
- No.

1481
01:15:07.794 --> 01:15:11.757
Whoa, not so fast, Fetus.
Freshmen sit on the floor.

1482
01:15:12.716 --> 01:15:14.927
Yeah, back to the womb, Fetus.

1483
01:15:16.887 --> 01:15:18.305
Um, I'm sorry.

1484
01:15:18.305 --> 01:15:19.598
Who the fuck are you?

1485
01:15:20.265 --> 01:15:21.141
Me? I'm--

1486
01:15:21.141 --> 01:15:22.267
Yeah, no one cares.

1487
01:15:22.267 --> 01:15:25.187
And his name is Connor,
not Fetus, asshole.

1488
01:15:25.187 --> 01:15:27.397
Now get up. My friends are sitting there.

1489
01:15:30.234 --> 01:15:32.069
It's not a riddle, douchebag. Move.

1490
01:15:32.903 --> 01:15:34.947
Let's go, boys. Chop-chop.

1491
01:15:34.947 --> 01:15:36.532
Thank you. Hi.

1492
01:15:39.535 --> 01:15:40.786
I washed your clothes.

1493
01:15:40.786 --> 01:15:42.704
Oh, oh, you didn't have to--

1494
01:15:42.704 --> 01:15:44.414
I also want to apologize.

1495
01:15:44.414 --> 01:15:45.541
No, it's cool.

1496
01:15:45.541 --> 01:15:48.335
Actually, it's pretty fucking far
from cool.

1497
01:15:48.335 --> 01:15:50.295
I'm sorry you guys had to deal with that.

1498
01:15:50.295 --> 01:15:53.465
- Apology accepted.
- Don't know what you're talking about.

1499
01:15:54.049 --> 01:15:56.051
Thank you for being gentlemen.

1500
01:15:56.051 --> 01:15:58.136
Come sit with us, please.

1501
01:16:01.890 --> 01:16:05.477
Um, guys, meet my friends.
This is Connor and Eddie.

1502
01:16:05.477 --> 01:16:07.187
Hey, Connor. Good to meet you.

1503
01:16:07.187 --> 01:16:08.897
What's up?
- Fist bump. High five.

1504
01:16:08.897 --> 01:16:12.192
All right, settle down.
Settle down!

1505
01:16:14.111 --> 01:16:16.446
Settle down. Okay.

1506
01:16:16.446 --> 01:16:20.367
We got a lot to get through this morning.
First up, Coach Barella.

1507
01:16:20.909 --> 01:16:22.119
Come on!

1508
01:16:23.704 --> 01:16:26.999
Guys, we are a week into the school year,

1509
01:16:26.999 --> 01:16:29.459
and we're missing
an absurd amount of towels.

1510
01:16:29.459 --> 01:16:33.005
This isn't a hotel, okay?
Those aren't free.

1511
01:16:33.005 --> 01:16:37.634
Unrelated note. Our volleyball team
is in desperate need of an outside hitter.

1512
01:16:37.634 --> 01:16:40.596
If you've gone through a growth spurt,
I need to know about it.

1513
01:16:40.596 --> 01:16:45.225
So if you have any jeans
that don't fit anymore

1514
01:16:45.225 --> 01:16:48.729
or that you don't love
as much as you used to,

1515
01:16:48.729 --> 01:16:51.565
put them in
one of our jeans for teens bins,

1516
01:16:51.565 --> 01:16:54.735
and they'll be donated
to underprivileged teens

1517
01:16:54.735 --> 01:16:57.070
who can't afford jeans of their own.

1518
01:16:57.904 --> 01:16:59.740
Everybody deserves jeans, guys.

1519
01:17:03.160 --> 01:17:06.038
All right, that about does it for to--

1520
01:17:06.038 --> 01:17:08.540
Oh, looks like we have
one more announcement

1521
01:17:08.540 --> 01:17:11.668
from, uh... Benjamin Nielsen.

1522
01:17:22.554 --> 01:17:24.681
- Hi, everyone.
Yo, sup?

1523
01:17:24.681 --> 01:17:27.225
- I'm Benj.
Whoo! K-hole!

1524
01:17:31.313 --> 01:17:32.814
I need to say something.

1525
01:17:35.484 --> 01:17:38.278
I've been looking forward
to high school... forever.

1526
01:17:38.278 --> 01:17:40.781
Nerd!

1527
01:17:42.783 --> 01:17:43.784
I know, right?

1528
01:17:45.160 --> 01:17:46.912
But for whatever reason, I believed

1529
01:17:46.912 --> 01:17:48.997
that's where I was gonna become
my best self.

1530
01:17:49.539 --> 01:17:52.501
And I got off to a great start.
I met some awesome people.

1531
01:17:54.086 --> 01:17:55.462
But they didn't meet me.

1532
01:17:56.880 --> 01:17:58.131
Not the real me.

1533
01:17:58.715 --> 01:18:02.177
You see, I was so obsessed
with winning everyone over

1534
01:18:03.011 --> 01:18:06.139
that I lost sight of the one person
that I truly care about.

1535
01:18:07.599 --> 01:18:10.477
Bailey... this is for you.

1536
01:18:10.477 --> 01:18:12.938
Oh!

1537
01:18:14.981 --> 01:18:18.610
<i>♪ Like a fool
I went and stayed too long ♪</i>

1538
01:18:20.487 --> 01:18:22.572
Shit, he's singing.
He's fucking singing.

1539
01:18:24.533 --> 01:18:28.036
<i>♪ Now I'm wondering
If your love's still strong ♪</i>

1540
01:18:28.036 --> 01:18:30.163
<i>♪ Ooh, baby ♪</i>

1541
01:18:30.163 --> 01:18:34.334
<i>♪ Here I am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪</i>

1542
01:18:43.510 --> 01:18:47.013
<i>♪ Then that time
I went and said goodbye ♪</i>

1543
01:18:48.265 --> 01:18:51.685
<i>♪ Now I'm back and not ashamed to cry ♪</i>

1544
01:18:51.685 --> 01:18:53.186
<i>♪ Ooh, baby ♪</i>

1545
01:18:53.687 --> 01:18:57.023
<i>♪ Here I am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪</i>

1546
01:19:00.235 --> 01:19:02.696
<i>♪ I've done a lot of foolish things that ♪</i>

1547
01:19:02.696 --> 01:19:04.239
<i>♪ I really didn't mean ♪</i>

1548
01:19:04.239 --> 01:19:05.782
<i>♪ Oh, baby ♪</i>

1549
01:19:06.366 --> 01:19:08.618
<i>♪ Didn't I? ♪</i>

1550
01:19:08.618 --> 01:19:09.661
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1551
01:19:11.163 --> 01:19:14.458
<i>♪ Seen a lot of things
In this old world... ♪</i>

1552
01:19:14.458 --> 01:19:15.625
I want you!

1553
01:19:15.625 --> 01:19:18.628
<i>♪ When I touch them
They mean nothing, girl ♪</i>

1554
01:19:18.628 --> 01:19:20.797
<i>♪ Ooh, baby ♪</i>

1555
01:19:20.797 --> 01:19:24.718
<i>♪ Here I am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪</i>

1556
01:19:29.014 --> 01:19:32.684
<i>♪ Ooh-wee, babe, you set my soul on fire ♪</i>

1557
01:19:32.684 --> 01:19:37.022
<i>♪ That's why I know
You're my heart's only desire... ♪</i>

1558
01:19:37.022 --> 01:19:38.607
He's insane.

1559
01:19:38.607 --> 01:19:42.778
<i>♪ Here I am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours... ♪</i>

1560
01:19:42.778 --> 01:19:44.154
Everybody!

1561
01:19:45.280 --> 01:19:47.699
<i>♪ Here I am, baby ♪</i>

1562
01:19:48.492 --> 01:19:51.578
<i>♪ Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪</i>

1563
01:19:52.871 --> 01:19:55.874
<i>♪ Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪</i>

1564
01:19:57.250 --> 01:20:00.337
<i>♪ Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪</i>

1565
01:20:04.174 --> 01:20:05.592
What do you say, Bailey?

1566
01:20:06.259 --> 01:20:07.719
Will you be my girlfriend?

1567
01:20:08.845 --> 01:20:10.388
Come on.

1568
01:20:20.190 --> 01:20:22.692
No, dude. No. What are you doing?

1569
01:20:24.194 --> 01:20:25.612
Oh shit!

1570
01:20:34.538 --> 01:20:39.501
Okay! Okay!
Fun is over! Get back to class!

1571
01:20:42.128 --> 01:20:43.296
Sorry, buddy.

1572
01:20:56.560 --> 01:20:57.477
You'll be okay.

1573
01:20:57.477 --> 01:20:59.980
Yeah, at least you tried, man.

1574
01:21:00.689 --> 01:21:02.399
Were you guys even watching?

1575
01:21:02.399 --> 01:21:04.860
That was the most brutal thing
I've seen in my life.

1576
01:21:04.860 --> 01:21:07.320
- Shut up.
- Watch it again if you don't believe me.

1577
01:21:07.320 --> 01:21:10.198
- Put that away!
- What the fuck, man? You were recording?

1578
01:21:10.198 --> 01:21:12.242
["Too Late Now" by Wet Leg playing

1579
01:21:13.785 --> 01:21:15.996
- Someone needs to take your phone.
- Were you recording?

1580
01:21:15.996 --> 01:21:17.914
You're really irresponsible.

1581
01:21:21.334 --> 01:21:23.753
Benj, you all right, buddy?

1582
01:21:25.046 --> 01:21:26.756
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good.

1583
01:21:28.425 --> 01:21:29.509
Lot of year left.

1584
01:21:31.303 --> 01:21:37.183
<i>♪ If I thought that you were cool ♪</i>

1585
01:21:37.183 --> 01:21:43.607
<i>♪ We would have hung out more in school ♪</i>

1586
01:21:43.607 --> 01:21:49.988
<i>♪ But now that we have all grown up ♪</i>

1587
01:21:49.988 --> 01:21:56.036
<i>♪ Well, all my friends have given up ♪</i>

1588
01:21:56.036 --> 01:21:57.078
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1589
01:22:09.633 --> 01:22:15.597
<i>♪ No, there's nothing left to say ♪</i>

1590
01:22:15.597 --> 01:22:21.645
<i>♪ I just get up and walk away ♪</i>

1591
01:22:21.645 --> 01:22:28.276
<i>♪ If it ain't broke, don't try to fix ♪</i>

1592
01:22:28.276 --> 01:22:34.115
<i>♪ Well, life's supposed to be this shit ♪</i>

1593
01:22:34.908 --> 01:22:38.036
<i>♪ Now everything is going well
I think I changed my mind again ♪</i>

1594
01:22:38.036 --> 01:22:41.247
<i>♪ I'm not sure if this is a song
I don't even know what I'm saying ♪</i>

1595
01:22:41.247 --> 01:22:43.959
<i>♪ Everything is going wrong
I think I changed my mind again ♪</i>

1596
01:22:43.959 --> 01:22:47.379
<i>♪ I'm not sure if this is the kinda life
That I saw myself living ♪</i>

1597
01:22:47.379 --> 01:22:50.131
<i>♪ I don't need no dating app
To tell me I look like crap ♪</i>

1598
01:22:50.131 --> 01:22:53.093
<i>♪ To tell me if I'm thin or fat
To tell me should I shave my rat ♪</i>

1599
01:22:54.719 --> 01:22:57.806
- You wanted to see me?
- Hi, Mitch. Have a seat.

1600
01:22:57.806 --> 01:22:59.391
Right.

1601
01:23:00.892 --> 01:23:01.768
Ah.

1602
01:23:11.194 --> 01:23:12.654
Uh... what's that?

1603
01:23:15.031 --> 01:23:16.825
<i>Science!</i>

1604
01:23:17.325 --> 01:23:18.326
I...

1605
01:23:18.326 --> 01:23:22.247
You do understand...
we're gonna have to let you go.

1606
01:23:22.247 --> 01:23:24.958
Yeah, totally. Totally understand. Yeah.

1607
01:23:26.751 --> 01:23:27.711
Okay.

1608
01:23:37.679 --> 01:23:38.930
Do you want this open or...

1609
01:23:38.930 --> 01:23:40.473
- Closed.
- Okay, you got it.

1610
01:23:40.473 --> 01:23:41.474
Hey.

1611
01:23:42.058 --> 01:23:43.018
Go, Warriors.