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Hey, guys. I just wanted
to jump on here real quick.
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Um, everyone really loved
the last dating video I did,
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so I just wanted to come on
and talk about something
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I hear from couples all the time,
which is getting in a rut.
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Something that's really helped for me
to remove complacency from a relationship
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is, honestly, trying something new.
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Oh, hey, cutie.
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It's okay
to have a little spontaneity.
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It's okay to take some risks.
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It's okay to try something different
if you're trying to re-find that spark.
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And I know that's scary.
I know it feels really hard,
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because you're like, "How do I do that?"
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Oh, hey, cutie.
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Don't be afraid
to spice things up.
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I know sometimes it's scary to take risks,
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but if you wanna get that spark back,
you can do something different.
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You can be spontaneous.
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You can trust yourself.
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- You're hot and sexy.
- Okay.
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You're so hot and sexy.
You might just need...
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...risk. You can do something different.
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You can be spontaneous.
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You know, make a plan,
have an intention, and see it through.
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And I know that my--
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Oh my God!
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Oh, I... uh,
I thought you were going on a run.
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Were you just...
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No, I was in the middle
of doing some work. What?
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- Are you sure?
- I'm pretty sure.
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- Yes. I wasn't doing anything. I was wor--
- It's okay. I--
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I know it's okay.
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- I'm allowed to masturbate.
- Totally fine.
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I just thought that we talked about
saving our sexual energy for each other.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- I wouldn't--
- I thought that we'd...
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I wouldn't, like...
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...try the wig thing.
Remember we talked about the wig thing?
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Oh.
Oh, you actually wanted to do that?
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I mean... yeah.
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It was your idea.
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I know.
I didn't... I didn't realize... But...
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I mean, yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah.
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Sure.
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Oh, hey, cutie.
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Okay.
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What?
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What?
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Okay, fine. You know what?
We will do this another time.
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All right. Just for the record,
I wanted to do it.
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If you don't wanna have sex,
that's totally fine.
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Oh my God. You could've been a little bit
more enthusiastic, encouraging like "wow!"
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- Me here in a wig and the whole getup.
- I really wanna have sex.
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What do you want me to do?
You want me to make a whole production
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about how badly I wanna have sex? Come on.
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- I'm--
- I'm trying to get the mood going.
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I thought that maybe--
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We're fighting about
when we're gonna have sex.
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Like, let's just let it happen
when the moment comes.
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Okay, Cyrus.
I... I don't even know what I was thinking.
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I told myself this wig thing was
a stupid idea, but here we are. I'm in it.
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Well, if you didn't wanna do it...
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If you didn't wanna do it,
you didn't have to put the thing on.
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- I'm not trying to force you.
- Oh my God. Cyrus, you know what?
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I... I don't think
we should go to the wedding.
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No.
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Especially if our relationship
is like this.
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We can't cancel.
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- I feel weird about going.
- Send a cancel text now?
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- I can't do that.
- I just don't wanna go.
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I don't wanna go.
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- Can we not do this last-minute bullshit?
- We don't ever do what I want.
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The wig thing was your idea.
I didn't wanna do it in the first place,
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but here I am in this wig for you.
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If you didn't wanna do the wig thing,
why are you doing the wig thing?
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Why are you doing it?
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- Oh my fucking God--
- No one made you--
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Can't wait to marry
this nerd tomorrow. #reuphia.
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Finna watch my boy get hitched.
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#reuphia. #Lambo. #Henny.
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#big up. #f--
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Oh my God, you guys.
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- Look who I just met at the airport!
- What are you...
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- Wow. Are you making a movie?
- I'm making a video. Come on, say hi.
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- Say hi. Hello.
- Oh, I forgot my sage.
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- Did you bring sage?
- Sage? No, I don't--
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I didn't bring sage,
but I did bring some other goodies.
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I don't really know what the drug laws are
in this state, so never mind. #reuphia.
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-In love with--
- Coming soon.
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-Sparkle emoji.
- Celebrating the--
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-Love is in the air.
- These two.
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-Amazing rehearsal--
- Reuben and Soph--
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Bride emoji.
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Shelbow, remember what you told me
that Instagram psychologist
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you like said about getting out of
your comfort zone and trying new things?
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Like wigs?
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How it's good for us as a couple
to have new experiences,
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even if, you know,
they're outside of work.
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Reunion incoming. #tbt. #reuphia.
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- Oh, hey, cutie.
- Fire emoji.
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-Oh, hey, cutie.
- Fire emoji.
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Oh, hey--
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Fuck you.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Sorry. No, yeah, I hear you.
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Like, you know when you see a spider
and you freak out,
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then you take a breath, and you realize
it's not a big deal, it's just a spider.
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- Oh, hey, cutie.
- I don't have to...
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-About last night...
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Where to this time?
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Outdoors.
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This on repeat. #hotel life.
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-Obsessed.
- I wanna look like you.
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-I'd pay anything for that.
- Hot as feck.
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Average ready to have fun face.
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Champagne emoji. #reuphia.
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#road trip.
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...that way people
won't take advantage of you, you know,
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like your dental hygienist or whatever.
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Mm-hmm.
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You don't think it's weird
that Sophia's not gonna be there?
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Um... No.
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I'm sure Reuben told her that tonight
is just, like, our thing, you know?
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I mean, they had
their rehearsal dinner last night.
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Sophia's family's here
to keep her company.
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And... I don't know.
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I keep thinking about how crazy
it must've been to be Reuben's mom,
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living in this house, throwing parties,
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turning the place into art installations,
like, vaginal art installations.
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You know?
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Here we are.
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This fucking house.
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Do you remember if it's supposed
to be Reuben's mom's actual vagina,
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or just kind of, like,
vaginas in the abstract?
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What? What? What?
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- A bird just flew in my face.
- What?
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- A fucking bird just flew in my face.
- You're gonna be fine, I think.
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I think you're gonna be all right. Right?
Come on, honey.
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It's gonna be fun.
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See everybody, you know?
You know, it's cool.
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It's good that we're here, you know?
It's... It's, like, good.
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- Is that what you're always doing?
- What?
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When I'm on a run?
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Why are you talking about that now?
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I don't know. Is it your designated time
for you to just relieve stress?
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- Hey!
- Hey, man!
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Oh shit!
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Shelby Beautiful in the house.
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- Come here, girl. What's up?
- Hi--
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It's good to see you.
Damn, you smell good. Fuck, that's good.
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Hey, man.
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How's it going?
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Yo, y'all believe it?
Reuben's getting fucking hitched! Oh shit!
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Crazy. I can't believe it.
How's it going? What's going on?
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Yeah, it's going really good for me.
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I've been fucking running the charts.
Know what I'm talking about?
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I'm talking, like, leveling up,
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turn over a new leaf,
TED Talk kind of shit,
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like, physically, mentally, emotionally...
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- Shelby Jansen.
- ...spiritually.
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- Hi. I missed you so much. Wow.
- What's up, bro? You good?
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- Yeah, things are--
- Cool.
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- I love your flower tattoo.
- Thank you.
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- It's a lotus flower. I got it in Bali.
- I'm getting some tunes bombing.
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It represents rebirth. Hi! Hi!
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- I went on a Buddhist retreat.
- These are incredible.
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- Wow, how are you guys?
- We're pretty good.
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- Wow, you guys make a beautiful couple.
- Oh my God!
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- Hi!
- Hi! Hi.
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You look so cute.
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Oh, thank you. I love your top.
It looks really...
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- Nikki.
- Thank you.
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- Hey.
- Hey. What's going on?
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Oh my God. Congratulations.
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Oh, thank... On what?
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- You got married.
- Oh, I--
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- What? When?
- Oh no. No, we didn't get married.
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- Who am I thinking of?
- A different person.
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Is that peanut butter?
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You partner with a peanut butter brand.
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No, cashew butter.
I'm allergic to peanut butter. You know.
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Oh my God.
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Are you partnering
with a cashew butter brand?
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What? What?
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- Oh my--
- Oh my God!
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Holy fuck, Dennis!
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Wait, did you guys get married?
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- Did Nikki already ask you?
- They're not--
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- Did you ask that?
- Brooke's had a head start.
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Oh my God. I'm obsessed
with your Instagram. It's so good.
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- How are you?
- Yeah, things--
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- A bird flew in my face.
- What?
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- Dude!
- Oh my God.
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- Are you okay?
- Right now? Did it hurt?
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- So are you jealous of Sophia?
- Ow!
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- No. Why, are you?
- I mean, yeah, obviously.
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- Uh, no.
- Oh. Oh, no, I...
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Hey, man.
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Hey, man!
Cyrus the Vyrus, baby. Come here.
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Come here.
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- I missed you, man.
- I missed you too.
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- I missed you too.
- Yeah, man.
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Man, it's crazy you still have this place.
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Yeah, man,
I got a free wedding venue out of it, so...
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What the heck is this?
I forgot about this thing. Look at this.
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Man, yeah. I'm good, man. I'm...
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It's happening, man. We're here. It's...
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- You're getting married.
- Yeah, apparently.
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- How are you feeling about it?
- I'm good, man.
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- How you been, man?
- I'm good. I'm good, man.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Wait, did I hear you invited Forbes?
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I did, yeah.
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Is he coming?
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Never heard back, man.
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Wait, Forbes is coming?
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All that stuff
that went down with Dennis and Forbes?
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- She wasn't there.
- Wait, you weren't there?
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Where, at the party?
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- She wasn't there.
- Wait.
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What do you remember about Forbes?
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I loved Forbes.
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He got the freshman grant.
He was a genius.
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- Yeah, but he was weird.
- Because he put on game nights?
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People called him Game Boy.
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People called him Game Boy
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because he'd get fucked up and crazy.
He was wild.
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- Dennis was wild, too, though.
- Right, but Forbes had a temper.
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So cut to the night
of Dennis's birthday party.
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- Reuben's birthday party.
- At the Fletcher House.
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Oh,
the night Forbes got expelled?
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- Yeah. Forbes's cousin was there.
- Sister. It was his sister.
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Who was still in high school.
235
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Yeah. Janice, right?
236
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No. Beatrice.
237
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Right.
She was literally obsessed with Dennis.
238
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Telling everyone that her and him
were boyfriend and girlfriend.
239
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Yeah, but it was extra dramatic
240
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because that was
when Dennis and Nikki had started talking.
241
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No, they were together.
242
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- Were they?
- Yeah.
243
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Beatrice sees them together
and starts freaking out.
244
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Starts attacking Nikki.
245
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It escalates to the point where
Forbes and Dennis got into a huge fight.
246
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Yeah, like a fistfight.
So then, the cops showed up.
247
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Dennis gets in trouble.
248
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Gets escorted out by the police
for fighting.
249
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Wait, what?
250
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But then Forbes ended up getting expelled
251
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because he brought
his high school-aged sister to the party,
252
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gave her alcohol
and got her totally plastered.
253
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Yeah. And she ends up
being sent away to a mental hospital.
254
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- That's why Forbes got expelled?
- Yeah.
255
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I thought it was
because he was drunk
256
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and broke a bunch of stuff or something.
257
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No, it was
because he got his sister super drunk
258
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and started all this epic drama.
259
00:14:26.000 --> 00:14:29.416
Then, Forbes went to California,
started working as a tech guy,
260
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joined some tech company,
doing tech company shit.
261
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No one's heard from him since.
262
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Hasn't it been about eight years?
I'm sure that Dennis has probably--
263
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Hey, quit talking shit.
It's too early for all that.
264
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- When would be a good time?
- After we eat.
265
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We have wine, bitches.
266
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Okay.
267
00:14:54.416 --> 00:14:58.000
So if you look at it normally,
it's like this one thing, right?
268
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But then if you look at it
through a colored lens,
269
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you see something different inside.
270
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- Oh shit.
- Yeah.
271
00:15:04.375 --> 00:15:05.916
- Dude, that's...
- Wow.
272
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Let me show you my favorite.
273
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- Look.
- Oh, you drew this?
274
00:15:10.041 --> 00:15:13.708
Wow, you can, like, feel the loneliness
radiating off the page.
275
00:15:13.708 --> 00:15:17.458
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, basically,
it's inspired by RGB printing,
276
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or, like, every time that you look at
a screen, you see all these colors, right?
277
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But really, every single color you see
is just a blend of red and green and blue.
278
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So really, every color
279
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is actually just three colors
hidden inside of it.
280
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That's so cool.
281
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Can we talk about how crazy it is
you're still single?
282
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- Yeah.
- Me?
283
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Mm-hmm.
284
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I mean, I...
285
00:15:38.333 --> 00:15:40.041
- I don't know.
- Oh my God.
286
00:15:40.041 --> 00:15:42.666
You're the perfect blend
of artsy and exotic. It's like catnip.
287
00:15:42.666 --> 00:15:43.583
I mean...
288
00:15:43.583 --> 00:15:46.125
Yo, Nikki, you should tag her
in one of your Instagram Stories
289
00:15:46.125 --> 00:15:49.041
so she can cherry-pick
one of your 8 billion followers.
290
00:15:49.041 --> 00:15:52.750
- How many followers do you have?
- I mean, I don't look at it.
291
00:15:52.750 --> 00:15:55.583
Oh, bullshit. You know exactly
how many followers you have.
292
00:15:55.583 --> 00:15:58.458
Why don't you tell me,
seeing as you look at my Stories.
293
00:15:58.458 --> 00:16:01.416
- I don't fuck with Instagram.
- I know you have Instagram.
294
00:16:01.416 --> 00:16:04.541
- You have two Instagrams.
- Well, I get on there to...
295
00:16:07.208 --> 00:16:11.958
♪ And my hurting is just about over ♪
296
00:16:14.958 --> 00:16:17.708
♪ But baby, it's just starting for you... ♪
297
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- "Who wants to see my Inst--"
- No one wants to hear it.
298
00:16:20.666 --> 00:16:22.500
All right, all right, all right.
299
00:16:22.500 --> 00:16:26.500
Speaking of shit no one wants to hear,
I'd like to propose a toast.
300
00:16:28.500 --> 00:16:30.666
- Let's do it.
- Man of the house!
301
00:16:30.666 --> 00:16:31.583
All right.
302
00:16:33.958 --> 00:16:35.041
Eight years ago...
303
00:16:36.416 --> 00:16:40.458
Eight fucking years ago, my mom died.
304
00:16:41.125 --> 00:16:44.708
And, um... I had to come here, her house,
305
00:16:44.708 --> 00:16:48.750
and decide what to do
with all of her work and shit and...
306
00:16:51.791 --> 00:16:53.958
Thought it was gonna be
the worst weekend of my life.
307
00:16:55.625 --> 00:16:56.666
But then all of you...
308
00:16:57.166 --> 00:16:59.333
mm, mm, mm and Forbes,
309
00:17:00.333 --> 00:17:02.750
decided to come,
and it ended up being the best.
310
00:17:05.166 --> 00:17:07.291
And I know you all agreed back then
311
00:17:07.291 --> 00:17:09.666
to come here the night
before my wedding and...
312
00:17:11.333 --> 00:17:14.958
But when I, um, said I wanted
to spend this evening with you guys,
313
00:17:14.958 --> 00:17:18.375
I was, um, I was high as fuck
and I didn't really mean it.
314
00:17:18.375 --> 00:17:21.666
So if you could all, you know?
Yeah, no, if you could all leave.
315
00:17:21.666 --> 00:17:23.750
Get the fuck out of here, you lightweight.
316
00:17:23.750 --> 00:17:25.791
Just do it, Reuben.
You were doing so good.
317
00:17:26.291 --> 00:17:27.375
Finish your toast.
318
00:17:27.875 --> 00:17:30.583
No, but, um, seriously...
319
00:17:33.500 --> 00:17:35.833
I want this to be a special fucking night.
320
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And...
321
00:17:39.541 --> 00:17:40.958
...being here with you...
322
00:17:43.958 --> 00:17:45.708
is like being with my people, you know?
323
00:17:50.416 --> 00:17:52.958
Sometimes, I feel like I can't...
324
00:17:55.541 --> 00:17:57.250
Um...
325
00:17:58.625 --> 00:18:00.583
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God, is that Forbes?
326
00:18:05.750 --> 00:18:07.458
It's Forbes, baby!
327
00:18:08.625 --> 00:18:10.958
Forb-alicious, baby!
328
00:18:58.625 --> 00:18:59.791
Making paper...
329
00:19:00.875 --> 00:19:02.583
Just making paper.
330
00:19:04.583 --> 00:19:07.416
Oh! Game Boy in the house.
331
00:19:10.875 --> 00:19:11.708
Remember from...
332
00:19:12.208 --> 00:19:13.791
Uh, sorry, I was just...
333
00:19:13.791 --> 00:19:15.083
How's it going, man?
334
00:19:15.083 --> 00:19:16.000
Yeah.
335
00:19:16.666 --> 00:19:17.500
Really good.
336
00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:18.833
Yeah?
337
00:19:20.125 --> 00:19:21.666
Are you and Shelby, um...?
338
00:19:22.958 --> 00:19:25.083
Engaged? No, man, we're not.
339
00:19:25.833 --> 00:19:26.791
Oh.
340
00:19:26.791 --> 00:19:28.208
I'm sorry. I just...
341
00:19:28.208 --> 00:19:30.916
Everybody has been asking
the second I came in the door,
342
00:19:30.916 --> 00:19:32.958
and she's kind of been on me,
343
00:19:32.958 --> 00:19:35.583
and I'm just... I'm not ready.
344
00:19:36.541 --> 00:19:38.291
Everybody's kind of still...
345
00:19:38.291 --> 00:19:42.000
And she's always talking about,
like, having new experiences. Like...
346
00:19:42.500 --> 00:19:47.166
I don't know, like, last week it was, uh,
dance lessons, like, ballroom dancing.
347
00:19:47.166 --> 00:19:48.625
Uh...
348
00:19:48.625 --> 00:19:51.958
And, what, I'm gonna be,
like, some dance guy?
349
00:19:51.958 --> 00:19:54.833
And it's not even...
It's, like, just everything.
350
00:19:54.833 --> 00:19:57.625
It's, like, "Did you pick up the..."
351
00:19:57.625 --> 00:20:00.000
And it's, like...
And there's some good part...
352
00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:03.250
But I guess it's about, like,
you know, deciding.
353
00:20:03.250 --> 00:20:06.000
You know?
But I'm not in a place, particularly,
354
00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:09.291
where I feel like
I can totally do that at the moment.
355
00:20:09.291 --> 00:20:12.000
And... But I can't say that. Anyway, yeah...
356
00:20:12.000 --> 00:20:13.291
Uh...
357
00:20:13.291 --> 00:20:15.000
Things are going really great, man.
358
00:20:15.000 --> 00:20:17.708
Things are...
Things are going really, really great.
359
00:20:17.708 --> 00:20:20.166
They're... I mean, I feel really lucky.
360
00:20:21.291 --> 00:20:22.125
That's great.
361
00:20:22.833 --> 00:20:24.583
Yeah, thanks, man.
362
00:20:24.583 --> 00:20:27.416
Hey, is there someone
with the name Forbes in there?
363
00:20:27.416 --> 00:20:28.416
There is.
364
00:20:28.416 --> 00:20:32.750
Well, I got a joint
with your name written on it.
365
00:20:32.750 --> 00:20:33.666
Anyway.
366
00:20:33.666 --> 00:20:35.250
It's not all about brands.
367
00:20:35.250 --> 00:20:39.375
You know, there's a charity I work with
that brings relief to villages in Sudan.
368
00:20:39.375 --> 00:20:41.625
Honestly, social media
is this amazing resource.
369
00:20:41.625 --> 00:20:44.416
I don't think we really think of it
that way, but it's true.
370
00:20:44.416 --> 00:20:45.833
You know, it connects people.
371
00:20:45.833 --> 00:20:47.875
It can show people
what's going on in the world.
372
00:20:47.875 --> 00:20:50.416
It's a vessel.
And that's so important, I think.
373
00:20:50.416 --> 00:20:51.666
Mm.
374
00:20:51.666 --> 00:20:53.791
Saving the world one filter at a time.
375
00:20:53.791 --> 00:20:56.250
Oh wow.
Not all of us have a trust fund.
376
00:20:56.250 --> 00:20:59.375
Ah,
Forb-alicious in the room, baby!
377
00:20:59.375 --> 00:21:00.333
I'm good.
378
00:21:00.958 --> 00:21:01.791
Oh, buddy.
379
00:21:02.458 --> 00:21:04.916
- Oh, no, thank you.
- Really?
380
00:21:04.916 --> 00:21:06.625
Thanks for making it out, man.
381
00:21:06.625 --> 00:21:08.500
Of course. Wouldn't have missed it.
382
00:21:09.333 --> 00:21:11.916
Oh, and I can't wait
to meet the missus, really.
383
00:21:11.916 --> 00:21:14.333
Hey, she's gorgeous. I mean, wow.
384
00:21:14.333 --> 00:21:17.125
Oh, buddy,
she's all right.
385
00:21:17.125 --> 00:21:19.041
Come on, sit down.
Tell us everything.
386
00:21:19.041 --> 00:21:21.375
What's the vibe tonight, Forbsies?
387
00:21:21.375 --> 00:21:23.666
Yeah, buddy.
Are we getting buck wild again
388
00:21:23.666 --> 00:21:27.458
and breaking some shit or what?
389
00:21:27.458 --> 00:21:29.208
Yeah, um...
390
00:21:31.291 --> 00:21:32.708
You know. Uh...
391
00:21:33.416 --> 00:21:35.375
No, we don't.
392
00:21:36.875 --> 00:21:37.833
Oh, uh...
393
00:21:39.375 --> 00:21:44.666
I don't know. I've just been
traveling the world and, uh, making paper.
394
00:21:46.708 --> 00:21:47.666
Sick.
395
00:21:47.666 --> 00:21:51.000
What, are you like an entrepreneur now
or something, bro?
396
00:21:51.000 --> 00:21:52.041
Is that, uh...
397
00:21:52.750 --> 00:21:54.333
Is that what's in the suitcase?
398
00:21:55.875 --> 00:21:58.666
You had mentioned that we might be
playing some games tonight.
399
00:21:58.666 --> 00:22:01.750
- Do you still wanna play games?
- Yeah, I wanna play games tonight, man.
400
00:22:01.750 --> 00:22:05.583
Yeah, and if you guys aren't ready
right now, I can put it away, and we can...
401
00:22:05.583 --> 00:22:08.041
- Dude, I'm down.
- I'm down to play a couple games.
402
00:22:08.041 --> 00:22:10.750
- I'm perfectly faded right now.
- I wanna play. Yeah.
403
00:22:11.250 --> 00:22:15.625
Okay, so just, uh,
before I open this suitcase,
404
00:22:15.625 --> 00:22:20.125
this is just some
"needs to stay in this room" type shit.
405
00:22:20.125 --> 00:22:23.250
So, uh, no phones out or anything, okay?
406
00:22:23.250 --> 00:22:26.708
Bro, that's like
telling Nikki not to breathe and shit.
407
00:22:26.708 --> 00:22:29.333
Dennis,
you're just so funny all the time.
408
00:22:30.500 --> 00:22:31.416
Um...
409
00:22:32.166 --> 00:22:36.958
So my team and I have been working
on this thing for five years.
410
00:22:37.458 --> 00:22:38.416
Yeah...
411
00:22:38.416 --> 00:22:40.750
You know, I could explain
to you all what it is,
412
00:22:40.750 --> 00:22:43.541
but I think the best way
for you to understand
413
00:22:43.541 --> 00:22:46.083
is if you just try it yourself.
414
00:22:51.083 --> 00:22:51.916
Okay.
415
00:23:06.208 --> 00:23:09.750
- So, everyone gets one of these.
- Um...
416
00:23:09.750 --> 00:23:12.083
- Reuben.
- What is this?
417
00:23:12.750 --> 00:23:13.958
Shelby.
418
00:23:13.958 --> 00:23:15.041
What is this?
419
00:23:15.041 --> 00:23:17.125
Dennis. Nikki. Maya.
420
00:23:17.125 --> 00:23:20.666
- I was expecting like a board game.
- Brooke. Cyrus.
421
00:23:20.666 --> 00:23:21.875
And these are mine.
422
00:23:23.458 --> 00:23:26.083
Okay, so here we are.
423
00:23:27.000 --> 00:23:30.250
So you just wanna take these electrodes
424
00:23:30.750 --> 00:23:34.875
and place them on your temples like so.
425
00:23:36.750 --> 00:23:38.083
Bro, you serious?
426
00:23:39.041 --> 00:23:40.666
Don't worry. I'm doing it too.
427
00:23:43.541 --> 00:23:45.125
All right.
428
00:23:45.833 --> 00:23:46.916
Okay.
429
00:23:46.916 --> 00:23:47.958
How does...
430
00:23:49.416 --> 00:23:50.541
How does it, like...
431
00:23:51.041 --> 00:23:52.958
It doesn't hurt at all, I swear.
432
00:23:55.833 --> 00:23:56.666
Okay.
433
00:23:57.375 --> 00:23:59.916
Wait, Forbes. What is that?
434
00:24:01.083 --> 00:24:04.291
It's just a 20-second experience.
That's it. I promise.
435
00:24:12.125 --> 00:24:13.041
Okay, ready?
436
00:24:14.333 --> 00:24:18.250
And those were
the last words any of them heard.
437
00:24:18.250 --> 00:24:19.500
Damn.
438
00:24:19.500 --> 00:24:22.458
Dude, what if Forbes is
messing with the wires, but...
439
00:24:22.458 --> 00:24:25.083
...nothing actually ended up happening.
440
00:24:26.083 --> 00:24:28.125
Everybody, please keep your electrodes on.
441
00:24:28.125 --> 00:24:29.750
- What the fuck?
- No.
442
00:24:29.750 --> 00:24:31.833
- Take a deep breath. It's okay.
- Cyrus?
443
00:24:31.833 --> 00:24:33.500
- Yo, bro!
- Cyrus, what's happening?
444
00:24:33.500 --> 00:24:35.500
- Yo, what the fuck, bro?
- Cyrus?
445
00:24:35.500 --> 00:24:37.125
- Oh fuck!
- I'm over there.
446
00:24:37.125 --> 00:24:40.666
Yo, what the fuck?
What the fuck is going on?
447
00:24:40.666 --> 00:24:43.541
- Oh fuck!
- Three, two, and...
448
00:24:44.041 --> 00:24:44.875
one.
449
00:24:47.500 --> 00:24:48.833
Oh my God.
450
00:24:50.916 --> 00:24:52.250
What the fuck?
451
00:24:55.500 --> 00:24:56.833
What the fuck?
452
00:24:58.416 --> 00:24:59.416
It's trippy, huh?
453
00:25:00.125 --> 00:25:00.958
Shit.
454
00:25:02.500 --> 00:25:03.583
Oh fuck!
455
00:25:03.583 --> 00:25:06.166
Nikki, I was in you.
That was like fucking--
456
00:25:06.166 --> 00:25:07.625
That was incredible.
457
00:25:07.625 --> 00:25:09.416
Damn, bro! Bro, fuck!
458
00:25:09.416 --> 00:25:11.375
- Fuck, man!
- You're good. You're okay.
459
00:25:11.875 --> 00:25:12.750
I was in Brooke!
460
00:25:12.750 --> 00:25:14.208
- Oh my God!
- I was in you!
461
00:25:14.208 --> 00:25:15.666
♪ Way at the end of the hall ♪
462
00:25:15.666 --> 00:25:17.208
Yo, dude, what the fuck, Forbes?
463
00:25:17.208 --> 00:25:18.583
...breathing your air.
464
00:25:19.166 --> 00:25:21.125
- What the fuck?
- What the fuck?
465
00:25:21.125 --> 00:25:22.291
You were in me?
466
00:25:25.500 --> 00:25:29.041
♪ All alone in my room ♪
467
00:25:29.041 --> 00:25:30.958
What the fuck just happened?
468
00:25:34.333 --> 00:25:35.541
I was in you!
469
00:25:36.208 --> 00:25:37.708
You were in me?
470
00:25:37.708 --> 00:25:40.791
- I was in you!
- What the fuck?
471
00:25:41.958 --> 00:25:44.625
♪ I play a dangerous game ♪
472
00:25:44.625 --> 00:25:46.666
Look, guys. I get it. It's a lot.
473
00:25:48.125 --> 00:25:50.500
But it's actually simpler
than you might think.
474
00:25:53.000 --> 00:25:55.875
I mean, I don't even
really know what to think.
475
00:25:57.750 --> 00:26:02.791
Well, if you think
of your brain as a hard drive,
476
00:26:02.791 --> 00:26:05.541
then this just transfers the files.
477
00:26:07.083 --> 00:26:09.666
How many people have, like, done this?
478
00:26:11.583 --> 00:26:13.541
Oh, more than you might think.
479
00:26:14.500 --> 00:26:15.416
Meaning what?
480
00:26:17.958 --> 00:26:20.041
Uh, my team,
481
00:26:20.791 --> 00:26:21.875
some friends.
482
00:26:22.875 --> 00:26:24.625
Uh... you know.
483
00:26:26.875 --> 00:26:29.041
What are you actually doing with it?
484
00:26:30.708 --> 00:26:34.041
Oh, well,
I actually can't really get into that.
485
00:26:34.041 --> 00:26:37.541
I mean, it's technically, like,
a top-secret thing.
486
00:26:37.541 --> 00:26:41.250
No, I mean, what are you actually
doing with it here, tonight?
487
00:26:42.333 --> 00:26:46.541
Yeah, if it's technically top-secret,
then why do you have it here at a party?
488
00:26:47.041 --> 00:26:48.208
♪ In my room... ♪
489
00:26:48.208 --> 00:26:49.458
Oh, uh...
490
00:26:51.041 --> 00:26:53.708
Well, to be honest, I was, um...
491
00:26:55.458 --> 00:26:58.583
really surprised to get the invitation.
492
00:26:59.125 --> 00:27:02.583
Like, I was surprised
that you wanted me here.
493
00:27:02.583 --> 00:27:04.333
Of course I wanted you here, man.
494
00:27:05.375 --> 00:27:06.750
We all wanted you here.
495
00:27:08.708 --> 00:27:09.666
Thank you.
496
00:27:11.041 --> 00:27:11.875
Yeah?
497
00:27:12.375 --> 00:27:13.541
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
498
00:27:13.541 --> 00:27:15.791
- Yeah, man. I mean...
- Okay, well, just...
499
00:27:16.291 --> 00:27:18.750
I was just thinking
how the last time we were here,
500
00:27:18.750 --> 00:27:24.208
we were playing games like, uh, Mafia
or Werewolf or whatever it was.
501
00:27:24.208 --> 00:27:26.625
Yeah. Werewolf.
502
00:27:27.333 --> 00:27:28.208
It was Mafia.
503
00:27:28.208 --> 00:27:32.250
To be honest, my team and I,
we actually spend a lot of the time
504
00:27:32.250 --> 00:27:36.083
using the machine
to play a game kind of like that.
505
00:27:38.333 --> 00:27:39.416
What do you mean?
506
00:27:41.125 --> 00:27:42.208
Um...
507
00:27:42.208 --> 00:27:46.791
So we all get in a group
and we randomly swap bodies,
508
00:27:46.791 --> 00:27:51.583
and then the game is that
we all have to guess who is in whose body.
509
00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:53.833
Wow.
510
00:27:55.166 --> 00:27:57.875
But we haven't seen
each other in a long time,
511
00:27:57.875 --> 00:28:01.583
and it's your night, so, you know,
don't let me derail it. We can just--
512
00:28:01.583 --> 00:28:02.916
Let's do it.
513
00:28:02.916 --> 00:28:05.791
♪ Every time... ♪
514
00:28:06.708 --> 00:28:08.416
I'm fucking down, man.
515
00:28:12.458 --> 00:28:14.125
Same.
516
00:28:15.083 --> 00:28:19.958
I mean... It's not a coincidence
that we're all here together tonight.
517
00:28:21.083 --> 00:28:21.916
Right?
518
00:28:22.458 --> 00:28:24.875
- You seriously wanna do this?
- What do you mean?
519
00:28:24.875 --> 00:28:27.208
I'm doing it.
I'm doing this, man.
520
00:28:27.208 --> 00:28:28.916
- I wanna experience this.
- Fuck.
521
00:28:28.916 --> 00:28:31.833
- I know, because...
- I think it'd be a lot of fun.
522
00:28:31.833 --> 00:28:34.708
When else are we gonna get
a chance to do something like this?
523
00:28:34.708 --> 00:28:36.333
A fun bonding experience.
524
00:28:36.333 --> 00:28:39.791
- It's your night. You wanna do this shit...
- It's like reincarnation, right?
525
00:28:39.791 --> 00:28:42.416
- Forbes, is this dangerous?
- Why not use it?
526
00:28:42.416 --> 00:28:44.541
- Fuck.
- How do you know that it's even safe?
527
00:28:45.250 --> 00:28:48.166
Don't worry. It's totally safe.
There's no side effects.
528
00:28:49.708 --> 00:28:52.333
Don't worry. It's totally safe.
There's no side eff--
529
00:28:56.708 --> 00:28:57.541
Dude.
530
00:28:58.458 --> 00:28:59.958
All right, man. Ha-ha.
531
00:29:00.625 --> 00:29:03.125
- Forbes?
- Forbes. Bro, quit playing.
532
00:29:03.125 --> 00:29:05.125
- Okay. Hey.
- What's happening?
533
00:29:05.125 --> 00:29:06.833
- Forbes?
- Oh my God!
534
00:29:06.833 --> 00:29:08.708
Forbes?
535
00:29:09.916 --> 00:29:10.875
Forbes?
536
00:29:10.875 --> 00:29:13.250
Oh my God, something's happening!
537
00:29:13.833 --> 00:29:15.208
Totally fine. I'm fine.
538
00:29:15.208 --> 00:29:17.458
- Oh my God!
- Jesus Christ, bro!
539
00:29:17.458 --> 00:29:19.875
- What the fuck, Forbes?
- What the fuck?
540
00:29:20.708 --> 00:29:23.833
- You fucking asshole.
- Goddamn it, man.
541
00:29:24.333 --> 00:29:25.416
Are we doing this?
542
00:29:25.416 --> 00:29:28.291
- Freaked me out.
- You haven't changed one fucking bit.
543
00:29:28.291 --> 00:29:30.208
- You fucking psycho.
- I fucking love you, man!
544
00:29:30.208 --> 00:29:32.833
Oh my God. Dude.
545
00:29:32.833 --> 00:29:35.583
This is gonna be
the best fucking night, man!
546
00:29:36.208 --> 00:29:37.791
The best fucking night!
547
00:29:37.791 --> 00:29:39.791
- Oh, you've been to Hawaii.
- Yeah.
548
00:29:39.791 --> 00:29:41.166
Yeah. I actually...
549
00:29:41.166 --> 00:29:43.750
He just did it without telling
any of us what it was,
550
00:29:43.750 --> 00:29:45.833
and that makes me really uncomfortable.
551
00:29:45.833 --> 00:29:47.583
I don't understand how you're so calm.
552
00:29:47.583 --> 00:29:51.000
Okay, look, if you don't
wanna do it, I won't do it either.
553
00:29:52.625 --> 00:29:55.541
Okay, but don't make me feel guilty
about ruining your night.
554
00:29:55.541 --> 00:29:59.000
No. But what, you're gonna sit off
while everyone does it without you?
555
00:29:59.000 --> 00:30:00.583
...get down to Las Vegas.
556
00:30:00.583 --> 00:30:04.666
Look, Shelbow, we're always
talking about shared experiences, right?
557
00:30:04.666 --> 00:30:05.666
Mm-hmm.
558
00:30:05.666 --> 00:30:07.708
This could be something
we do together.
559
00:30:09.166 --> 00:30:11.333
This could be a really fun thing, I think.
560
00:30:14.375 --> 00:30:15.458
- Okay.
- Yeah?
561
00:30:16.083 --> 00:30:17.708
- Yeah? Let's do it.
- Okay. Yeah.
562
00:30:17.708 --> 00:30:19.875
- Okay. Fine, fine, fine.
- Yeah. Yeah.
563
00:30:19.875 --> 00:30:22.583
- That was really scary, but okay.
- I know. I know.
564
00:30:22.583 --> 00:30:24.583
- I'll do it.
- Okay. Yeah?
565
00:30:24.583 --> 00:30:25.750
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
566
00:30:26.625 --> 00:30:30.291
Okay. So, here's how this works.
567
00:30:32.291 --> 00:30:35.750
Each of us gets a lovely
little Polaroid photo taken.
568
00:30:36.958 --> 00:30:38.291
While we're playing the game,
569
00:30:38.291 --> 00:30:41.625 line:5%
anyone can guess
who is in whose body at any point.
570
00:30:42.500 --> 00:30:45.000 line:5%
If someone correctly guesses who you are,
571
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:48.750 line:5%
your photo is pinned to your body
and you lose the round.
572
00:30:49.458 --> 00:30:51.041 line:5%
If someone incorrectly guesses,
573
00:30:51.041 --> 00:30:54.250 line:5%
then they have to reveal who they are
and they are out of the round.
574
00:30:55.416 --> 00:30:58.083
But what's to prevent someone from lying?
575
00:30:58.083 --> 00:31:01.500
I'll know who everyone is
because I'm going to program the machine.
576
00:31:01.500 --> 00:31:03.708
Okay, so you're like
the Dungeon Master, right?
577
00:31:04.541 --> 00:31:06.583
Wait, but then you can just totally win.
578
00:31:07.416 --> 00:31:10.541
No, because the Dungeon Master
cannot make guesses,
579
00:31:10.541 --> 00:31:12.458
nor can she or he win.
580
00:31:13.000 --> 00:31:14.250
Any other questions?
581
00:31:15.791 --> 00:31:16.666
I have one.
582
00:31:17.375 --> 00:31:20.250
If I wind up in Reuben's body,
does that mean I'm cool to use the N-word?
583
00:31:20.250 --> 00:31:22.541
- Oh my God.
- As if you have to even ask.
584
00:31:22.541 --> 00:31:26.250
I'll be in character and shit, bro.
For playing the game. Fuck. Shit.
585
00:31:26.250 --> 00:31:27.708
How long does it last?
586
00:31:28.833 --> 00:31:31.416
Just until we switch back
at the end of the round,
587
00:31:31.416 --> 00:31:36.166
or being the Dungeon Master,
I can just call the round whenever.
588
00:31:36.166 --> 00:31:37.083
Okay.
589
00:31:37.583 --> 00:31:39.625
Shelby, you don't have to do this
if you don't want.
590
00:31:39.625 --> 00:31:41.625
We're not gonna force you to do it.
591
00:31:41.625 --> 00:31:43.041
- Cyrus will.
- Dude.
592
00:31:43.041 --> 00:31:46.541
Would it make you more comfortable
if I showed you how the machine worked?
593
00:31:47.208 --> 00:31:48.583
No. No, I'm okay.
594
00:31:49.083 --> 00:31:50.500
- Thanks.
- Okay.
595
00:31:50.500 --> 00:31:51.958
- I'm ready. Yeah.
- Okay.
596
00:31:52.958 --> 00:31:55.333
Well, then, the game starts in three--
597
00:31:55.333 --> 00:31:56.375
Oh my God!
598
00:32:00.416 --> 00:32:01.333
Three,
599
00:32:02.708 --> 00:32:03.625
two...
600
00:32:04.791 --> 00:32:05.708
one.
601
00:32:34.916 --> 00:32:36.708
Oh my God! Oh my God!
602
00:32:38.750 --> 00:32:42.833
All right. I'm gonna guess that Shelby
is in Brooke's body.
603
00:32:43.541 --> 00:32:45.125
Uh, yeah.
604
00:32:45.125 --> 00:32:47.208
- Shelby?
- Uh-huh.
605
00:32:47.833 --> 00:32:48.666
You good?
606
00:32:51.583 --> 00:32:52.708
Yeah.
607
00:32:53.916 --> 00:32:56.708
Yeah, I feel really good, actually.
608
00:32:56.708 --> 00:33:00.875
Wait. Is she now high as fuck
because Brooke was high as fuck?
609
00:33:02.166 --> 00:33:03.541 line:5%
That's amazing.
610
00:33:53.708 --> 00:33:56.833 line:5%
611
00:33:56.833 --> 00:34:00.041 line:5%
♪ Don't you know ♪
612
00:34:07.916 --> 00:34:10.916 line:5%
I bet I could figure out
which one of you guys is Reuben.
613
00:34:10.916 --> 00:34:13.625 line:5%
Are you gonna look
through his phone or something?
614
00:34:13.625 --> 00:34:15.125
- Shit.
- Oh my God.
615
00:34:15.125 --> 00:34:16.375
- Oh yes.
- All right.
616
00:34:16.375 --> 00:34:18.458
There we go. Whip it out. Whip it out.
617
00:34:18.458 --> 00:34:20.250
Yo, yo! What are you doing, man?
618
00:34:20.250 --> 00:34:21.916
What the fuck you doing, man?
619
00:34:21.916 --> 00:34:23.791
- That's not funny.
- It's just a game.
620
00:34:25.333 --> 00:34:26.958
That's fucking racist, man.
621
00:34:38.583 --> 00:34:40.666
Oh man, you should have seen your face!
622
00:34:40.666 --> 00:34:41.958
I'm playing with you!
623
00:34:41.958 --> 00:34:44.708
- I'm playing with you! We good, bro!
- Yeah.
624
00:34:44.708 --> 00:34:45.750
We good.
625
00:34:45.750 --> 00:34:47.625
Come on, it's a game. It's a game.
626
00:34:47.625 --> 00:34:50.833 line:5%
Let the record show
Reuben is in Cyrus's body.
627
00:34:50.833 --> 00:34:51.833 line:5%
But seriously...
628
00:34:53.833 --> 00:34:55.666 line:5%
...keep my dick in your pants.
629
00:34:57.958 --> 00:34:58.958
Yeah, dude.
630
00:34:59.708 --> 00:35:00.833
Maya.
631
00:35:01.333 --> 00:35:02.541
Maya, final guess.
632
00:35:02.541 --> 00:35:03.458
What?
633
00:35:04.083 --> 00:35:05.166
How the fuck?
634
00:35:05.166 --> 00:35:07.541 line:5%
Yeah. Maya's in Nikki's body.
635
00:35:07.541 --> 00:35:08.916 line:5%
Asshole.
636
00:35:08.916 --> 00:35:11.250 line:5%
No one says "dude"
except you, dude.
637
00:35:11.250 --> 00:35:12.791
Perfunctory move, dude.
638
00:35:12.791 --> 00:35:15.625
Maybe you shouldn't overdo it, Shelbow.
639
00:35:15.625 --> 00:35:18.416
Oh! "Shelbow."
640
00:35:18.416 --> 00:35:19.958 line:5%
Cyrus is in Dennis's body.
641
00:35:19.958 --> 00:35:21.416 line:5%
Fine.
642
00:35:24.250 --> 00:35:28.875
Well, Forbes gets Forbes or...
643
00:35:41.291 --> 00:35:42.416
Hey, man.
644
00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:45.958
Hey.
645
00:35:47.083 --> 00:35:47.958
Forbes.
646
00:35:50.291 --> 00:35:53.166
Wait, I thought you were Forbes.
647
00:36:00.208 --> 00:36:02.416
Well, why'd you say you were me?
648
00:36:03.958 --> 00:36:08.000
It's cool, man. It's just
now everyone thinks that I'm you.
649
00:36:11.625 --> 00:36:12.625
Like, I...
650
00:36:13.166 --> 00:36:14.791
I'm... [laughs] ...I don't...
651
00:36:15.375 --> 00:36:17.833
Yeah, it's, it's cool...
652
00:36:20.416 --> 00:36:25.500
Well, you said something
about new opportunities...
653
00:36:29.666 --> 00:36:30.625
Forbes.
654
00:36:48.166 --> 00:36:49.666
This fucking house.
655
00:37:13.125 --> 00:37:14.125
Hey...
656
00:37:18.375 --> 00:37:19.375
Forbsies.
657
00:37:20.208 --> 00:37:22.583
Hey. What are you, uh, doing?
658
00:37:24.083 --> 00:37:24.916
Hmm.
659
00:37:25.458 --> 00:37:29.500
Figuring out if blondes
really do have more fun.
660
00:37:29.500 --> 00:37:30.458
Do they?
661
00:37:38.458 --> 00:37:40.583 line:5%
Do you have a girlfriend, Forbsies?
662
00:37:41.375 --> 00:37:44.750
Oh, no. No. Not really. No.
663
00:37:46.458 --> 00:37:47.291
Hmm.
664
00:37:48.958 --> 00:37:50.333
I have a boyfriend.
665
00:37:51.583 --> 00:37:52.458
Yeah?
666
00:37:53.916 --> 00:37:58.083 line:5%
Is he, um, coming to the... the wedding?
667
00:38:02.750 --> 00:38:05.083
Did you know Reuben and I
used to be a thing?
668
00:38:07.250 --> 00:38:09.541
Uh, yeah.
669
00:38:13.000 --> 00:38:14.583
Now he's getting married.
670
00:38:15.875 --> 00:38:17.000
Oh.
671
00:38:22.333 --> 00:38:23.708 line:5%
But you're not Reuben.
672
00:38:25.791 --> 00:38:29.083
Do you, uh, want... want me to be?
673
00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:38.541
This game is kind of hot.
674
00:38:51.500 --> 00:38:53.208
Do you still think about me?
675
00:38:54.791 --> 00:38:55.625
Yes.
676
00:38:58.375 --> 00:38:59.458
Tell me.
677
00:38:59.458 --> 00:39:01.541
I think about you all the time.
678
00:39:04.958 --> 00:39:08.416
Do you think about me
when you're with her?
679
00:39:09.125 --> 00:39:10.583
You have no idea.
680
00:39:14.041 --> 00:39:15.375
Then leave her for me.
681
00:39:16.666 --> 00:39:17.541
Say it.
682
00:39:19.000 --> 00:39:20.500
I'll leave her for you.
683
00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:23.833
I'll leave everything for you.
684
00:39:23.833 --> 00:39:25.041
Oh fuck!
685
00:39:25.041 --> 00:39:27.541
- Are you okay?
- Oh! Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.
686
00:39:27.541 --> 00:39:29.708
There's some sharp glass there
or something.
687
00:39:29.708 --> 00:39:31.666
Ow, fu-- I'm good. I'm good.
688
00:39:32.500 --> 00:39:33.833
Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah.
689
00:39:36.791 --> 00:39:37.916
Are you all right?
690
00:39:39.791 --> 00:39:41.250
Yeah, yeah. We're... We're...
691
00:39:41.750 --> 00:39:43.458
We're... We're... We're fine.
692
00:39:51.750 --> 00:39:52.583 line:5%
Whoa.
693
00:39:55.541 --> 00:39:57.416 line:5%
That was really fucking crazy.
694
00:39:58.583 --> 00:40:02.666 line:5%
Like, this was just happening
and then I was just looking at myself.
695
00:40:04.416 --> 00:40:07.875 line:5%
My actual body walked in here
and it was, like, saying something.
696
00:40:07.875 --> 00:40:08.833 line:5%
Mmm.
697
00:40:09.791 --> 00:40:11.916 line:5%
Yeah, yeah. It was... It was trippy.
698
00:40:14.458 --> 00:40:15.541
Who's in my body?
699
00:40:16.291 --> 00:40:17.625
I don't... I don't know.
700
00:40:18.125 --> 00:40:21.041
What do you mean you don't know?
Didn't you program everyone?
701
00:40:21.041 --> 00:40:22.458
I... I wrote it down.
702
00:40:27.416 --> 00:40:30.000 line:5%
- Yeah, I'm gonna go.
- Yeah, okay. Yeah... Now?
703
00:40:30.000 --> 00:40:32.458
You don't wanna hang out, like, more or...?
704
00:40:37.208 --> 00:40:39.583
Dude, is this why you wanted
to play this game?
705
00:40:41.000 --> 00:40:43.500
- Because that's actually really creepy.
- What? No.
706
00:40:43.500 --> 00:40:45.916
You said this game was hot
like ten seconds ago.
707
00:40:45.916 --> 00:40:48.750
You said this game was like hot and...
708
00:40:51.291 --> 00:40:55.416
Out-of-body experiences are like true
objective judgment in the eyes of Buddha.
709
00:40:57.500 --> 00:40:59.291
Yeah, I... I don't... Yeah.
710
00:40:59.291 --> 00:41:00.583
Oh my...
711
00:41:00.583 --> 00:41:03.875
I was being Reuben!
That was me being Reuben!
712
00:41:04.916 --> 00:41:06.916
But I'm Forbes now, though. I'm...
713
00:41:09.041 --> 00:41:10.875
I'm Forbes Blomquist.
714
00:41:36.291 --> 00:41:39.458
Oh, of course I do.
715
00:41:39.458 --> 00:41:42.416
- Wait, spin me again.
- Oh, here we go.
716
00:41:42.416 --> 00:41:44.125
Yeah!
717
00:41:45.000 --> 00:41:46.333
Hey, it's me!
718
00:41:46.333 --> 00:41:49.333
- Hi!
- That's me, baby! Yeah!
719
00:41:49.333 --> 00:41:51.208
- It's Forbes.
- Hey.
720
00:41:51.208 --> 00:41:53.000
Hi, Forbes.
721
00:41:53.000 --> 00:41:57.541
Shelby, what's, uh... What's going on?
Just... Just dancing?
722
00:41:57.541 --> 00:41:59.000
You're legit a genius.
723
00:41:59.000 --> 00:42:02.291
I was a little nervous
about this whole thing, but it's amazing.
724
00:42:02.291 --> 00:42:03.458
It's incredible.
725
00:42:03.458 --> 00:42:05.416
- Yeah, that--
- Do you like to dance?
726
00:42:05.416 --> 00:42:07.333
My Cyrus doesn't ever dance with me.
727
00:42:07.333 --> 00:42:08.791
I... Uh...
728
00:42:09.416 --> 00:42:12.375
I'm sure he... He would. He probably would.
729
00:42:12.375 --> 00:42:14.875
No, he can be
such a wet blanket sometimes.
730
00:42:14.875 --> 00:42:18.625
"I don't wanna dance.
I wanna play video games."
731
00:42:19.125 --> 00:42:21.375
It's porn. It's porn.
732
00:42:21.375 --> 00:42:25.000
- No, no, no. It's on his laptop.
- Like this?
733
00:42:25.000 --> 00:42:27.375
- Before or after sex?
- What sex?
734
00:42:27.375 --> 00:42:30.125
- Hey! Hey, guys!
- No, that is not okay!
735
00:42:30.125 --> 00:42:32.708
- Let's switch out. Let's switch back.
- No, come on!
736
00:42:32.708 --> 00:42:33.666
No, I think we should.
737
00:42:33.666 --> 00:42:36.458
It's not good to stay
in someone else's body for too long.
738
00:42:36.458 --> 00:42:38.833
- It's--
- No, your face has to be, like...
739
00:42:38.833 --> 00:42:41.125
- Shelby, don't come in. I'm working.
- It's... It's...
740
00:42:41.125 --> 00:42:42.708
- Yeah.
- Can you please stop that?
741
00:42:42.708 --> 00:42:44.291
Just fucking stop!
742
00:42:44.291 --> 00:42:46.708
Is that what I hear?
743
00:42:46.708 --> 00:42:48.875
Are you sure everyone's
in the right spot?
744
00:42:48.875 --> 00:42:50.208
Everything's set.
745
00:42:50.208 --> 00:42:51.625
It's fine. It's ready.
746
00:42:54.666 --> 00:42:56.666
- Okay, guys.
- Fucking hot.
747
00:42:57.250 --> 00:43:00.208
Get ready to jump back
into your boring asshole bodies.
748
00:43:01.041 --> 00:43:03.625
Three, two, one.
749
00:43:11.000 --> 00:43:12.750 line:5%
Oh my God.
750
00:43:12.750 --> 00:43:14.791 line:5%
There goes my white privilege.
751
00:43:16.833 --> 00:43:19.500
Fuck, bro. Whoo! Damn!
752
00:43:19.500 --> 00:43:22.375 line:5%
Whoo! Big up! Oh shit.
753
00:43:22.375 --> 00:43:24.250 line:5%
- Did you have fun?
- Yeah, crazy.
754
00:43:24.250 --> 00:43:29.291
Round two! Round two!
Round two! Round two! Round two!
755
00:43:29.291 --> 00:43:32.958
Round two! Round two!
Round two! Round two!
756
00:43:32.958 --> 00:43:36.458
Guys, guys, guys. I was actually thinking
I'm feeling a little tired.
757
00:43:36.458 --> 00:43:38.958
- No! Forbes, come on, no.
- What?
758
00:43:38.958 --> 00:43:41.083
This is so fun. We wanna go again.
759
00:43:41.083 --> 00:43:42.833
Seriously, when you see yourself,
760
00:43:42.833 --> 00:43:46.208
like, literally see yourself
from the outside, it's like--
761
00:43:46.208 --> 00:43:47.833
- More potential.
- Yeah, exactly.
762
00:43:47.833 --> 00:43:51.500
When you look at someone and see
the potential they don't see.
763
00:43:51.500 --> 00:43:53.541
- It's like addictive.
- Yeah.
764
00:43:53.541 --> 00:43:55.916
It's like there's no drug
that can compare with the high
765
00:43:55.916 --> 00:43:57.750
of being in someone else's body.
766
00:43:57.750 --> 00:43:58.666
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
767
00:43:58.666 --> 00:44:00.041
Each body you're going into
768
00:44:00.041 --> 00:44:02.416
is giving you another piece
of the human condition.
769
00:44:02.416 --> 00:44:03.583
Exactly. Yes!
770
00:44:03.583 --> 00:44:05.958
After a while,
you want to constantly switch.
771
00:44:05.958 --> 00:44:08.625
- Yeah.
- That's why you wanna constantly switch.
772
00:44:08.625 --> 00:44:12.208
No, but, like, Forbes...
Like, this... Even this game is important.
773
00:44:12.208 --> 00:44:14.916
Like, playing this,
becoming a different ethnicity,
774
00:44:14.916 --> 00:44:17.375
could change people's world views.
Like, it's big stuff.
775
00:44:17.375 --> 00:44:20.541
Playing the game for 30 minutes
isn't gonna turn you into Malcolm X.
776
00:44:20.541 --> 00:44:23.833
Right, thank you so much,
Mr. Can I Say the N-word. Oh my God.
777
00:44:23.833 --> 00:44:26.750
You don't know shit
about Malcolm anyway, baby.
778
00:44:26.750 --> 00:44:29.333
I'm actually great. I had so much fun.
779
00:44:29.333 --> 00:44:30.666
- Did you have fun?
- Yeah.
780
00:44:30.666 --> 00:44:33.166
What made it so fun for you?
Was there anything specific?
781
00:44:33.166 --> 00:44:37.416
Was there anything in particular
that made it, like, extra fun for you or...
782
00:44:37.416 --> 00:44:39.541
No. I... I just had fun.
783
00:44:39.541 --> 00:44:41.000
- Oh wow.
- Yeah.
784
00:44:41.000 --> 00:44:43.583
Wow, it was just fun. That's so fun.
785
00:44:43.583 --> 00:44:44.833
- Yeah.
- Wow.
786
00:44:45.333 --> 00:44:47.291
I'm glad you had such a fun time.
787
00:44:47.791 --> 00:44:49.166
Yeah. You were right.
788
00:44:49.166 --> 00:44:51.791
Well, that's great.
789
00:44:51.791 --> 00:44:53.833
That's just really...
790
00:45:03.541 --> 00:45:05.166
Hey, Forbes.
791
00:45:06.333 --> 00:45:07.375
What's up, bro?
792
00:45:07.375 --> 00:45:08.750
Hey, man. What's up?
793
00:45:08.750 --> 00:45:11.125
Oh yeah. Good, bro. Good. Fuck.
794
00:45:11.666 --> 00:45:16.416
Good. Dude, when I was just in your body,
I was looking in the mirror,
795
00:45:16.416 --> 00:45:18.166
and I was like, "Damn, bro."
796
00:45:18.166 --> 00:45:21.625
"I don't think Forbes
and I have, like, talked since college."
797
00:45:21.625 --> 00:45:23.458
- Right.
- Crazy, bro.
798
00:45:25.875 --> 00:45:27.416
Yeah, bro. Um...
799
00:45:28.875 --> 00:45:31.583
Look, uh, real shit, man. Um...
800
00:45:34.125 --> 00:45:35.000
I feel bad.
801
00:45:36.375 --> 00:45:38.750
Uh, I mean, we both feel bad, like...
802
00:45:39.958 --> 00:45:40.875
Bro, we... We...
803
00:45:41.458 --> 00:45:43.250
All that shit we said about that night,
804
00:45:43.250 --> 00:45:46.291
we never would've said that
if we knew it was gonna get you expelled.
805
00:45:46.291 --> 00:45:48.791
- And, like--
- What? What do you mean?
806
00:45:48.791 --> 00:45:50.208
Who's "we?"
807
00:45:50.208 --> 00:45:51.625
Oh, Reuben and I, bro.
808
00:45:52.291 --> 00:45:54.958
I'm not trying to speak
on his behalf or anything--
809
00:45:54.958 --> 00:45:56.791
Yeah. No, you're good, but...
810
00:45:56.791 --> 00:45:59.291
Yeah, but Reuben too?
811
00:45:59.291 --> 00:46:02.000
Nah, bro, nah.
I mean, just all that shit that he said...
812
00:46:02.000 --> 00:46:04.458
That we said to the dean
or whatever and, um...
813
00:46:07.541 --> 00:46:10.791
You know, man, all that shit.
All that drama with your sister and stuff.
814
00:46:10.791 --> 00:46:12.125
- I just...
- Mm-hmm.
815
00:46:13.041 --> 00:46:16.666
Bro, we were just, like,
such dumb fucking kids, you know?
816
00:46:16.666 --> 00:46:19.750
Just stupid or whatever, and, um...
817
00:46:21.958 --> 00:46:23.541
Yeah, man, I... I, um...
818
00:46:24.875 --> 00:46:27.041
Bro, I just wanna make sure
that we're, like, cool.
819
00:46:28.625 --> 00:46:31.791
I mean, you, me, Reuben, Beatrice.
820
00:46:32.291 --> 00:46:33.250
All of us.
821
00:46:34.666 --> 00:46:35.500
Yeah, man.
822
00:46:36.416 --> 00:46:37.958
Yeah, no, we're cool.
823
00:46:37.958 --> 00:46:41.916
Round two!
Round two! Round two! Round two!
824
00:46:41.916 --> 00:46:44.291
Round two! Round two!
825
00:46:44.291 --> 00:46:46.291
Yeah, I got another quick round in me.
826
00:46:46.291 --> 00:46:48.208
Fuck yeah.
827
00:46:48.708 --> 00:46:51.666
The machine's got one more round,
then it has to charge for 24 hours.
828
00:46:51.666 --> 00:46:53.333
I'm upping my game this round.
829
00:46:53.333 --> 00:46:57.000
Yes, bro. All in,
Christian Bale-level shit, man.
830
00:46:57.000 --> 00:46:59.583
- Can you show me how it works?
- Sure.
831
00:46:59.583 --> 00:47:00.500
Really?
832
00:47:00.500 --> 00:47:04.833
Hey, I'm sorry. Not to be a buzzkill,
but I think I might sit out this round.
833
00:47:04.833 --> 00:47:06.833
I got kind of a headache. Uh...
834
00:47:06.833 --> 00:47:10.416
You know what they say, the best cure
for a headache is a new body.
835
00:47:10.416 --> 00:47:12.541
But then one of us
has a headache and then...
836
00:47:12.541 --> 00:47:15.083
Bro, I think we'll be able
to handle this little headache.
837
00:47:15.083 --> 00:47:17.416
- Could you not do that right now?
- Do what, bro?
838
00:47:17.416 --> 00:47:20.458
- Honey, are you okay?
- Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, it's...
839
00:47:20.458 --> 00:47:22.791
Well, we can go on without him,
right, Forbes?
840
00:47:22.791 --> 00:47:24.958
I feel like you
and I really got shafted last round.
841
00:47:24.958 --> 00:47:27.625
We never even got
to get into character, you know?
842
00:47:27.625 --> 00:47:30.458
It seemed obvious
you were in Forbes last round, so...
843
00:47:30.458 --> 00:47:31.625
Oh really?
844
00:47:31.625 --> 00:47:33.500
Yeah, you said "perfunctory."
845
00:47:33.500 --> 00:47:36.791
Nobody says "perfunctory"
out loud in an actual sentence
846
00:47:36.791 --> 00:47:38.375
unless they're overcompensating.
847
00:47:38.375 --> 00:47:41.333
I guess I'm not as good as you
at pretending to be someone else.
848
00:47:41.333 --> 00:47:44.041
- Really? Sure seems like you are.
- All right, guys.
849
00:47:44.041 --> 00:47:46.333
Oh, really, bro?
What are you trying to say?
850
00:47:46.333 --> 00:47:48.125
Why'd you talk like you're in a rap video?
851
00:47:48.125 --> 00:47:49.958
- Did you just say "rap video?"
- All right.
852
00:47:49.958 --> 00:47:51.750
- It's chill, bro--
- All the time.
853
00:47:51.750 --> 00:47:52.833
Relax! Relax!
854
00:47:53.416 --> 00:47:56.375
I'm not trying to defend anybody.
I think he's really annoying.
855
00:47:56.375 --> 00:47:59.625
I'm just saying you get super mad
and you don't let anything go.
856
00:47:59.625 --> 00:48:01.208
- And it's not healthy.
- It is healthy.
857
00:48:01.208 --> 00:48:02.625
Letting shit go isn't healthy.
858
00:48:02.625 --> 00:48:03.625
You never learn from it
859
00:48:03.625 --> 00:48:07.250
and you let people take advantage of you
over and over, like the dental hygienist.
860
00:48:07.250 --> 00:48:08.250
Oh my God!
861
00:48:08.250 --> 00:48:11.041
- That's a perfect example--
- What should I have said to her?
862
00:48:11.041 --> 00:48:14.208
I don't know.
Like, "Hey, what you did was wrong."
863
00:48:14.208 --> 00:48:17.000
"It was fucking wrong
and you're a shitty person."
864
00:48:17.000 --> 00:48:19.958
"You deserve to live
the rest of your miserable existence
865
00:48:19.958 --> 00:48:22.250
with a rusty shovel crammed up your ass."
866
00:48:22.250 --> 00:48:24.625
"So fuck on that, bitch."
867
00:48:25.833 --> 00:48:29.125
Why don't you go and tell Dennis that
so you can feel better?
868
00:48:29.125 --> 00:48:31.291
All right, I'm not gonna...
869
00:48:32.208 --> 00:48:33.041
Look...
870
00:48:35.250 --> 00:48:36.458
Forbes lied.
871
00:48:37.250 --> 00:48:38.458
He said he was me.
872
00:48:39.458 --> 00:48:40.333
What?
873
00:48:40.833 --> 00:48:43.958
In the last round, I was Reuben.
874
00:48:44.833 --> 00:48:47.458
- But Forbes said he was me.
- Honey, it's a game.
875
00:48:47.458 --> 00:48:49.750
I don't feel good about it, okay?
876
00:48:49.750 --> 00:48:52.125
An hour ago, you were trying
to convince me to play,
877
00:48:52.125 --> 00:48:54.875
and now I'm actually having a good time,
you're questioning it?
878
00:48:55.375 --> 00:48:58.166
- Honey, that's not fair.
- Okay, all right, okay.
879
00:48:59.750 --> 00:49:00.583
All right.
880
00:49:03.291 --> 00:49:05.416
Okay, why don't we have a signal, okay?
881
00:49:06.000 --> 00:49:10.208
Why don't we have a signal
so that we know whose body we are in?
882
00:49:10.208 --> 00:49:11.125
Why?
883
00:49:12.708 --> 00:49:16.083
If they're... We're dealing...
I mean, if the technology...
884
00:49:16.083 --> 00:49:17.625
If you're...
885
00:49:17.625 --> 00:49:20.083
- There's an emergency--
- Yeah, okay, fine, fine.
886
00:49:20.916 --> 00:49:23.833
Okay. Maybe it's like... Wait, just...
887
00:49:25.000 --> 00:49:26.375
- You... No, more...
- Great.
888
00:49:26.375 --> 00:49:29.083
- No, come on. You gotta do it subtle.
- Great.
889
00:49:29.083 --> 00:49:31.583
More subtle, though. You have to do...
890
00:49:31.583 --> 00:49:33.625
- There you go. Exactly.
- Great.
891
00:49:33.625 --> 00:49:36.041
- Don't yell at me.
- I'm not yelling at you.
892
00:49:40.875 --> 00:49:42.791
That one goes here.
893
00:49:42.791 --> 00:49:45.208
Oh, I get it. That makes sense.
894
00:49:45.208 --> 00:49:47.500
What do you think?
Think we're ready to go?
895
00:49:47.500 --> 00:49:48.416
Yeah.
896
00:49:48.416 --> 00:49:50.500
- It's this button, right?
- That's the one.
897
00:49:50.500 --> 00:49:52.083
The switches stay off?
898
00:49:52.083 --> 00:49:53.500
That's a bird shadow.
899
00:49:53.500 --> 00:49:55.750
- Is everybody ready?
- Oh shit, yeah.
900
00:49:55.750 --> 00:49:58.208
- All right.
- It's great luck.
901
00:49:58.208 --> 00:49:59.125
Three,
902
00:49:59.916 --> 00:50:00.791
two,
903
00:50:01.541 --> 00:50:02.375
one.
904
00:50:53.125 --> 00:50:53.958
Vibes.
905
00:50:54.458 --> 00:50:56.458
Spiral emoji. Spiral emoji. Spir--
906
00:50:57.166 --> 00:50:59.083
Spiral eyes. Spiral eyes. Spiral...
907
00:50:59.083 --> 00:51:00.666
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
908
00:51:11.375 --> 00:51:12.708
Oh, hey, cutie.
909
00:51:15.791 --> 00:51:16.958
Oh, hey, cutie.
910
00:51:21.166 --> 00:51:22.250
Oh, hey, cutie.
911
00:51:39.208 --> 00:51:40.208 line:5%
Jesus.
912
00:51:40.208 --> 00:51:41.833 line:5%
-Hot.
- Marry me.
913
00:51:41.833 --> 00:51:43.750 line:5%
-Suddenly, I'm thirs--
- So much heat.
914
00:51:48.250 --> 00:51:51.708 line:5%
We're doing drugs.
What the fuck is he doing?
915
00:52:05.583 --> 00:52:07.458
Do you think you're a good person?
916
00:53:04.833 --> 00:53:06.625
There's something... different.
917
00:53:08.166 --> 00:53:09.166
Yeah, yeah.
918
00:53:10.583 --> 00:53:13.750
Yeah, your smile is, like,
more pronounced.
919
00:53:13.750 --> 00:53:16.083
Oh my God, totally. It's so crazy.
920
00:53:16.583 --> 00:53:19.833
- Okay, my official guess is that--
- No, no, no.
921
00:53:19.833 --> 00:53:21.625
- Don't guess. Don't guess.
- Why?
922
00:53:21.625 --> 00:53:24.208
Oh, cheater. Not allowed.
923
00:53:24.708 --> 00:53:26.666
It's way more fun not knowing.
924
00:53:27.500 --> 00:53:30.625
Like, I have no idea who you are,
925
00:53:31.125 --> 00:53:34.458
but you could kill him,
and I'd still think that it was Brooke.
926
00:53:34.958 --> 00:53:37.791
We're gonna eventually find out
who everyone is, so not really.
927
00:53:37.791 --> 00:53:40.625
Yeah, okay, but what if we didn't?
928
00:53:57.958 --> 00:54:00.541
- Wanna get some wine?
- Um. I've got to just...
929
00:54:00.541 --> 00:54:05.541
So, what are, like, the current going-ons
with the Buddhist community?
930
00:54:05.541 --> 00:54:09.125
Oh, you know, just, like,
Zen, Zen, Zen, baby.
931
00:54:13.416 --> 00:54:14.916
No? Okay.
932
00:54:14.916 --> 00:54:17.291
- Okay, I'm gonna get some water.
- Okay.
933
00:54:17.291 --> 00:54:18.958
What?
934
00:54:22.166 --> 00:54:23.041
'Sup?
935
00:54:23.541 --> 00:54:24.375
'Sup?
936
00:54:29.083 --> 00:54:29.958
You, uh...
937
00:54:31.583 --> 00:54:33.083
checked out the roof yet...
938
00:54:33.750 --> 00:54:34.583
Maya?
939
00:54:35.625 --> 00:54:39.000
I have not... Dennis.
940
00:54:45.541 --> 00:54:46.375
Shall we?
941
00:54:48.208 --> 00:54:49.791
Lead the way, good sire.
942
00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:56.083
I make my own shampoo
out of narcissism and oil of humblebrag.
943
00:54:56.083 --> 00:54:59.916
I like this extremely self-aware Nikki.
944
00:54:59.916 --> 00:55:03.583
Oh, look at her go.
945
00:55:03.583 --> 00:55:05.250
How much did you guys do?
946
00:55:05.833 --> 00:55:06.875
Yes.
947
00:55:08.083 --> 00:55:09.041
Yes.
948
00:55:09.583 --> 00:55:12.458
- Oh my God, a spider!
- Oh shit!
949
00:55:12.458 --> 00:55:15.291
There's a huge spider!
950
00:55:15.833 --> 00:55:18.083
- Okay.
- No, don't touch it! Oh my God!
951
00:55:18.666 --> 00:55:20.083
It went into the forest.
952
00:55:20.083 --> 00:55:21.166
Hey, Nikki, uh...
953
00:55:22.416 --> 00:55:24.625
Yeah, just Brooke wanted, I think, to, um...
954
00:55:25.166 --> 00:55:28.541
show you something
in the greenhouse or whatever.
955
00:55:28.541 --> 00:55:30.666
- Why? What is it?
- I don't know.
956
00:55:30.666 --> 00:55:36.541
She was just like, "Oh, hey, Forbes,
could you just go get Nikki?" You know?
957
00:55:36.541 --> 00:55:38.125
I was like, "Okay, yeah, cool."
958
00:55:38.125 --> 00:55:42.041
So I'm just... I don't know,
just coming to get you or whatever.
959
00:55:43.916 --> 00:55:49.625
And other shady-sounding shit
available now on Audible.
960
00:55:49.625 --> 00:55:50.541
That's hilarious.
961
00:55:50.541 --> 00:55:57.083
Options, take drugs or abscond
with the little boy in body number three.
962
00:55:57.083 --> 00:56:00.083
Oh yeah, "abscond with the boy."
It seemed a little urgent.
963
00:56:00.083 --> 00:56:02.625
So I was just thinking
that maybe we should just go right now.
964
00:56:02.625 --> 00:56:04.375
- Okay, Forbes.
- Okay.
965
00:56:04.375 --> 00:56:05.916
Hold your horses.
966
00:56:05.916 --> 00:56:08.208
- Hold your horses.
- Look how he walks!
967
00:56:08.208 --> 00:56:10.208
Look how he walks!
968
00:56:15.750 --> 00:56:16.666
Where's Brooke?
969
00:56:20.708 --> 00:56:23.708
Are you serious?
I just heard your spider freak-out.
970
00:56:24.541 --> 00:56:25.541
What do you mean?
971
00:56:26.791 --> 00:56:29.291
Really, you're gonna do this
to my face right now?
972
00:56:29.291 --> 00:56:31.541
Okay. Okay, fine.
973
00:56:31.541 --> 00:56:33.416
God, you win. Are you happy?
974
00:56:33.416 --> 00:56:35.500
What's the matter? Why are you mad at me?
975
00:56:35.500 --> 00:56:37.291
I'm just playing the game like you wanted.
976
00:56:37.291 --> 00:56:39.541
You wanted me to play. Now I'm playing.
977
00:56:39.541 --> 00:56:43.166
Part of the game is not telling anyone
what you're doing or who you are.
978
00:56:43.166 --> 00:56:45.000
It's freaking me out right now.
979
00:56:45.000 --> 00:56:46.791
Just how into this you are.
980
00:56:46.791 --> 00:56:48.750
I thought we had a deal or whatever.
981
00:56:48.750 --> 00:56:50.208
- Now you're just like--
- Whoa.
982
00:56:52.083 --> 00:56:53.500
That's really crazy.
983
00:56:54.458 --> 00:56:55.291
What?
984
00:56:58.333 --> 00:57:01.625
I can see your face in Forbes's face.
985
00:57:01.625 --> 00:57:03.583
Like, I can...
986
00:57:06.375 --> 00:57:07.541
Say something else.
987
00:57:08.750 --> 00:57:09.708
Like what?
988
00:57:31.458 --> 00:57:32.291
Uh...
989
00:57:32.833 --> 00:57:34.708
Wait. Um...
990
00:57:41.416 --> 00:57:43.083
It'll be like I'm wearing a wig.
991
00:57:49.333 --> 00:57:50.166
Yeah.
992
00:57:53.166 --> 00:57:54.208
Oh, careful, careful.
993
00:57:54.708 --> 00:57:55.916
- You okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.
994
00:57:55.916 --> 00:57:57.291
Sorry, this, uh...
995
00:57:58.125 --> 00:58:00.541
This whole place is falling apart.
996
00:58:01.875 --> 00:58:04.083
Oh, it's, uh... It's nice up here.
997
00:58:04.583 --> 00:58:05.458
Yeah.
998
00:58:06.708 --> 00:58:07.833
Yeah, it is, huh?
999
00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:13.541
Well, you know, I, uh...
1000
00:58:14.583 --> 00:58:18.083
...thought you'd like it
'cause of your, uh, your wings there.
1001
00:58:18.083 --> 00:58:19.000
Oh.
1002
00:58:19.000 --> 00:58:21.333
Right. Yeah.
1003
00:58:21.333 --> 00:58:23.041
But you're also part deer.
1004
00:58:23.541 --> 00:58:26.958
Oh yeah. So I can't get too elevated.
1005
00:58:27.541 --> 00:58:29.208
- Oh, right.
- Yeah.
1006
00:58:29.208 --> 00:58:32.125
And you like mooning people apparently?
1007
00:58:32.125 --> 00:58:35.041
- Apparently hanging out next to teepees.
- Okay.
1008
00:58:35.875 --> 00:58:38.875
And you got some other ones
going on down there.
1009
00:58:38.875 --> 00:58:39.833
Wow.
1010
00:58:41.000 --> 00:58:41.833
Really?
1011
00:58:42.375 --> 00:58:47.541
Yeah, that was a Dennis thing to say,
because, uh, well, I'm Dennis.
1012
00:58:48.708 --> 00:58:50.166
- Bro.
- Yeah.
1013
00:58:50.833 --> 00:58:52.416
Enjoying it, aren't you?
1014
00:58:52.416 --> 00:58:54.541
Yeah.
1015
00:58:58.583 --> 00:58:59.791
I mean, he, uh...
1016
00:59:00.916 --> 00:59:02.333
He does what he wants.
1017
00:59:04.833 --> 00:59:06.041
What do you want?
1018
00:59:19.291 --> 00:59:20.291
Call me Nikki.
1019
00:59:20.291 --> 00:59:21.458
Oh, you're high.
1020
00:59:21.458 --> 00:59:22.916
It's okay, honey.
1021
00:59:27.875 --> 00:59:28.875
Say it.
1022
00:59:28.875 --> 00:59:30.166
Uh...
1023
00:59:30.166 --> 00:59:31.291
Nikki.
1024
00:59:32.708 --> 00:59:33.958
Yeah, say it again.
1025
00:59:35.125 --> 00:59:36.666
Nikki.
1026
00:59:38.375 --> 00:59:39.208
Nikki.
1027
00:59:40.416 --> 00:59:41.291
Nikki.
1028
00:59:42.500 --> 00:59:43.333
Nikki.
1029
00:59:44.458 --> 00:59:45.333
Sorry, sorry.
1030
00:59:46.333 --> 00:59:47.583
For what?
1031
00:59:55.708 --> 00:59:57.625
- Tell me you want me.
- I want you.
1032
00:59:58.125 --> 00:59:59.500
I want you, Nikki.
1033
01:00:03.250 --> 01:00:05.750
Forbes.
1034
01:00:05.750 --> 01:00:06.708
Forbes.
1035
01:00:07.333 --> 01:00:08.250
Forbes.
1036
01:00:08.250 --> 01:00:11.416
- Wait.
- It's okay. It's okay.
1037
01:00:11.416 --> 01:00:12.625
Tell me you want me.
1038
01:00:13.125 --> 01:00:14.666
- What?
- I can't do this.
1039
01:00:14.666 --> 01:00:16.541
- No, come here.
- No, stop.
1040
01:00:34.250 --> 01:00:36.166
Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
1041
01:00:39.666 --> 01:00:41.000
You look just like her.
1042
01:00:47.625 --> 01:00:49.833
Keep talking to me. Keep talking to me.
1043
01:00:51.666 --> 01:00:53.333
- Do you know who I am?
- Yeah.
1044
01:00:54.000 --> 01:00:55.666
I know who you are. I don't care.
1045
01:00:56.166 --> 01:00:57.291
- You sure?
- Yeah.
1046
01:00:57.291 --> 01:00:58.958
Yeah. I wanna be with you.
1047
01:00:58.958 --> 01:01:00.916
I don't wanna do this anymore.
1048
01:01:00.916 --> 01:01:03.000
I wanna go inside,
tell everyone who we are,
1049
01:01:03.000 --> 01:01:06.000
or I'll guess you, you guess me,
everyone will find out, then we'll switch.
1050
01:01:06.000 --> 01:01:07.083
I can't do this anymore.
1051
01:01:07.083 --> 01:01:09.166
- Why are you gonna do that?
- You're freaking me out.
1052
01:01:09.166 --> 01:01:10.625
I'm freaked the fuck out right now.
1053
01:01:10.625 --> 01:01:13.416
- You're acting like a different person.
- Look at me.
1054
01:01:13.416 --> 01:01:14.791
I am a different person.
1055
01:01:14.791 --> 01:01:17.375
You see what I...
You can hear yourself, right?
1056
01:01:17.375 --> 01:01:21.250
Cyrus, it's a game,
and you're being a sore fucking loser.
1057
01:01:21.250 --> 01:01:22.583
You wanna fuck Forbes.
1058
01:01:22.583 --> 01:01:25.291
I saw you talking to him.
Asking him, "How do I use the machine?"
1059
01:01:25.291 --> 01:01:27.208
I don't wanna fuck Forbes,
I wanna fuck you.
1060
01:01:27.208 --> 01:01:29.125
Because I'm in Forbes's body!
1061
01:01:29.125 --> 01:01:32.083
Forbes's body, your body.
I can't get laid by you in any body
1062
01:01:32.083 --> 01:01:34.875
because all you do
is jerk off on your fucking laptop!
1063
01:01:34.875 --> 01:01:37.458
Wait, I'm sorry.
We're not supposed to talk about that.
1064
01:01:37.458 --> 01:01:39.041
Guess I have to just feel guilty
1065
01:01:39.041 --> 01:01:41.541
about masturbating in the shower
with my loofah brush!
1066
01:01:41.541 --> 01:01:44.541
I'm going inside and telling everyone
who we are, and we're done.
1067
01:01:44.541 --> 01:01:46.333
- No!
- I can't do this.
1068
01:01:46.333 --> 01:01:48.625
- I can't do this anymore
- Cyrus, come back. Cyrus!
1069
01:01:48.625 --> 01:01:50.833
- Say it again.
- I wanna be with you.
1070
01:01:52.458 --> 01:01:53.666
I wanna be with you.
1071
01:01:54.166 --> 01:01:56.625
- I love you.
- I love you. I love you.
1072
01:01:56.625 --> 01:01:59.708
Couldn't keep your eyes off the mirror!
Classic Nikki!
1073
01:01:59.708 --> 01:02:01.625
You're Dennis
because you're being an asshole.
1074
01:02:01.625 --> 01:02:04.041
You're not allowed to guess!
You're out of the game!
1075
01:02:04.041 --> 01:02:06.333
- Dennis. Final answer.
- Nah, fuck that shit!
1076
01:02:06.333 --> 01:02:09.416
That doesn't fucking count!
That shit doesn't fucking count.
1077
01:02:09.416 --> 01:02:11.041
You're acting crazy!
1078
01:02:11.041 --> 01:02:13.958
- I wanna marry you.
- I've always wanted you.
1079
01:02:13.958 --> 01:02:15.541
I wanna marry you.
1080
01:02:16.125 --> 01:02:18.291
Everyone, I'm making an official guess...
1081
01:02:18.291 --> 01:02:20.125
Reuben! Reuben!
1082
01:02:20.125 --> 01:02:22.583
...that Shelby is in Nikki's body!
1083
01:04:08.333 --> 01:04:09.833
What do I...
1084
01:04:09.833 --> 01:04:11.541
What do I...
1085
01:04:11.541 --> 01:04:13.791
What do I do? What do I do?
1086
01:04:14.291 --> 01:04:16.875
What does this mean?
1087
01:04:16.875 --> 01:04:19.041
What the fuck? Is this real?
1088
01:04:19.041 --> 01:04:20.833
Is this real? What...
1089
01:04:21.500 --> 01:04:23.208
What do we do?
1090
01:04:23.208 --> 01:04:25.500
Where's Forbes?
Is this Forbes? Are you Forbes?
1091
01:04:25.500 --> 01:04:26.708
I'm Forbes.
1092
01:04:27.958 --> 01:04:30.166
I can go back, right?
I can go back in my body?
1093
01:04:30.166 --> 01:04:33.750
You can put me back in my body, right?
You took me out. You can put me back in.
1094
01:04:33.750 --> 01:04:35.583
I can't. I...
1095
01:04:35.583 --> 01:04:37.541
- I can't.
- What the fuck does that mean?
1096
01:04:37.541 --> 01:04:40.500 line:5%
I can't put you in a dead body.
There's nothing to put you in.
1097
01:04:40.500 --> 01:04:43.500 line:5%
Wait, wait, wait. Who is that?
Is that... Is that Shelby?
1098
01:04:43.500 --> 01:04:45.500 line:5%
No, I'm... I'm Shelby.
1099
01:04:46.000 --> 01:04:47.083 line:5%
That's Brooke!
1100
01:04:50.000 --> 01:04:51.166 line:5%
And that's Reuben.
1101
01:04:52.958 --> 01:04:55.166
So then, Maya is...
1102
01:04:55.166 --> 01:04:58.000
Call someone on your team.
1103
01:04:58.000 --> 01:05:00.166
Call someone.
Figure out what we're gonna do.
1104
01:05:00.166 --> 01:05:01.625
- There is--
- No, get the fuck--
1105
01:05:01.625 --> 01:05:04.000
There's nothing that they can fucking do!
1106
01:05:04.000 --> 01:05:05.916 line:5%
Tell me
what we're gonna do right now!
1107
01:05:08.208 --> 01:05:09.041
Maya?
1108
01:05:13.041 --> 01:05:13.875
Maya.
1109
01:05:15.041 --> 01:05:16.458
Maya's gone now.
1110
01:05:17.791 --> 01:05:19.000
- You can do this.
- I can't.
1111
01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:21.583
- Yes, you can.
- I can't.
1112
01:05:21.583 --> 01:05:23.375
- Yes, you can.
- Okay? Okay?
1113
01:05:23.375 --> 01:05:24.958
- You can.
- I fucking can't.
1114
01:05:24.958 --> 01:05:28.000
Yeah, you can.
Yes, you can. You can do this.
1115
01:05:28.500 --> 01:05:30.666
There is nothing I can do.
1116
01:05:33.791 --> 01:05:36.916 line:5%
Fuck!
1117
01:06:05.750 --> 01:06:08.250 line:5%
1118
01:06:16.375 --> 01:06:21.000 line:5%
Guys, I feel like maybe
we should go do something with the bodies.
1119
01:06:21.708 --> 01:06:23.250
We can't touch the bodies.
1120
01:06:23.250 --> 01:06:27.000
No, I know, but they're just
laying up there on that fucking thing.
1121
01:06:27.000 --> 01:06:28.666
It just feels weird.
1122
01:06:29.708 --> 01:06:32.458 line:5%
- It's their bodies, so--
- Keep your voice down.
1123
01:06:38.916 --> 01:06:42.041
I didn't realize
Brooke was actually jealous of Sophia.
1124
01:06:45.500 --> 01:06:48.541
Can't believe Reuben was hooking up
with her the night before the wedding.
1125
01:06:49.250 --> 01:06:51.666
He wasn't. He was hooking up with Maya.
1126
01:06:52.875 --> 01:06:54.416
They were a thing, remember?
1127
01:06:54.416 --> 01:06:58.083 line:5%
Okay, guys. We've been standing here
for an hour and a half.
1128
01:06:58.083 --> 01:07:00.708 line:5%
We gotta figure out what to do.
We gotta call the cops.
1129
01:07:00.708 --> 01:07:03.875 line:5%
- The longer we stand out here, it's just--
- We're not... No, no.
1130
01:07:04.500 --> 01:07:06.000 line:5%
We're not calling the cops.
1131
01:07:06.500 --> 01:07:07.333 line:5%
No way.
1132
01:07:09.000 --> 01:07:10.708 line:5%
What are you talking about?
1133
01:07:10.708 --> 01:07:13.541 line:5%
There's a highly valuable
piece of machinery in there,
1134
01:07:14.041 --> 01:07:17.208 line:5%
and I'm not letting the cops
get their hands on that.
1135
01:07:18.500 --> 01:07:21.583 line:5%
- How is that my problem?
- Guys, guys, guys. Come on.
1136
01:07:27.041 --> 01:07:29.166 line:5%
Are you even supposed to have
that machine out here?
1137
01:07:29.166 --> 01:07:30.208 line:5%
It's mine.
1138
01:07:31.583 --> 01:07:33.750 line:5%
It's yours or it's your team's?
1139
01:07:35.041 --> 01:07:37.958 line:5%
How would your team be okay with you
having this valuable machine
1140
01:07:37.958 --> 01:07:39.458 line:5%
out here for a party game?
1141
01:07:41.750 --> 01:07:45.041 line:5%
Whatever shit you're up to,
I'm not gonna go to jail because of it.
1142
01:07:45.041 --> 01:07:47.291 line:5%
So we're gonna switch back,
and I'm gonna call the cops.
1143
01:07:47.291 --> 01:07:48.375
Absolutely not!
1144
01:07:48.375 --> 01:07:50.750
- Whoa. Hey, guys. Guys.
- What the fuck?
1145
01:07:50.750 --> 01:07:51.791
Um...
1146
01:07:51.791 --> 01:07:53.041
I think she's right.
1147
01:07:53.875 --> 01:07:57.916
Okay? You know what? I think maybe
we should all just go back inside
1148
01:07:57.916 --> 01:08:01.041
and just switch back, okay?
1149
01:08:01.041 --> 01:08:05.166
And no one has to know about the machine,
if it's a problem. Right?
1150
01:08:06.125 --> 01:08:08.208
Right?
Like, they fell off the fucking roof.
1151
01:08:08.208 --> 01:08:10.875
- It's not like we did anything. Right?
- Agreed.
1152
01:08:11.375 --> 01:08:13.708
The hell you talkin' about,
"switch back"?
1153
01:08:17.041 --> 01:08:18.541
We've already switched.
1154
01:08:21.208 --> 01:08:22.541
This is our rebirth.
1155
01:08:25.375 --> 01:08:28.916
Look, guys,
I know we could all use a beat.
1156
01:08:29.541 --> 01:08:30.916
Okay? Especially you guys.
1157
01:08:31.666 --> 01:08:32.500
But...
1158
01:08:33.666 --> 01:08:37.125
I just think that maybe we should
just step inside...
1159
01:08:38.500 --> 01:08:39.666
and...
1160
01:08:41.208 --> 01:08:42.791
- Um...
- And what?
1161
01:08:45.916 --> 01:08:46.916
Huh?
1162
01:08:49.041 --> 01:08:50.208
Come on, bro. Say it.
1163
01:08:52.666 --> 01:08:55.125 line:5%
Look, man, I know that this is--
1164
01:08:55.125 --> 01:08:56.166 line:5%
This is what?
1165
01:08:58.583 --> 01:09:00.333 line:5%
There's no other option. I mean...
1166
01:09:01.041 --> 01:09:03.708 line:5%
You obviously
have to go into Reuben's body.
1167
01:09:04.208 --> 01:09:05.041 line:5%
No.
1168
01:09:07.708 --> 01:09:09.291 line:5%
Dude, look, it's--
1169
01:09:09.291 --> 01:09:11.208 line:5%
So Maya and I are just shit out of luck?
1170
01:09:11.708 --> 01:09:15.708 line:5%
I have to stay in Reuben's body
for the rest of my fucking life, bro?
1171
01:09:17.916 --> 01:09:21.625 line:5%
You have to stay in someone else's body
for the rest of your life, no matter what.
1172
01:09:21.625 --> 01:09:23.208 line:5%
Yeah, but you don't, do you?
1173
01:09:24.500 --> 01:09:26.541 line:5%
- It's not really fair, is it?
- Guys.
1174
01:09:28.250 --> 01:09:30.625 line:5%
Fair? What the fuck?
I didn't even wanna play the game.
1175
01:09:30.625 --> 01:09:33.166 line:5%
You are such a little bitch.
You know that, bro?
1176
01:09:33.166 --> 01:09:34.875 line:5%
You've always been a little bitch.
1177
01:09:34.875 --> 01:09:37.625 line:5%
You didn't have to fucking play.
You could've sat out.
1178
01:09:37.625 --> 01:09:40.166 line:5%
If I'm such a little bitch,
why'd you wanna stay in my body?
1179
01:09:40.166 --> 01:09:41.583 line:5%
- It's the fucking principle!
- Guys!
1180
01:09:41.583 --> 01:09:44.000 line:5%
What the fuck does that even mean?
1181
01:09:44.000 --> 01:09:47.750 line:5%
I mean, honestly, being in Reuben's body
could be a good thing for you.
1182
01:09:48.250 --> 01:09:50.208 line:5%
Yeah, it could be like a fresh start.
1183
01:09:50.208 --> 01:09:52.958 line:5%
Oh, well,
Forbes could be your fresh start.
1184
01:09:54.416 --> 01:09:55.750 line:5%
I'm in a relationship.
1185
01:09:57.166 --> 01:09:58.291 line:5%
When's the wedding?
1186
01:09:59.666 --> 01:10:01.958 line:5%
That's huge fucking talk
coming from you, man.
1187
01:10:02.833 --> 01:10:03.750 line:5%
Coming from me?
1188
01:10:08.583 --> 01:10:10.833 line:5%
- Guys, can we--
- This has been on your mind all night.
1189
01:10:10.833 --> 01:10:13.583 line:5%
- We need to call the cops.
- No, I'll get it started.
1190
01:10:13.583 --> 01:10:14.541
Okay.
1191
01:10:14.541 --> 01:10:17.791 line:5%
I cheated on Nikki
with Forbes's crazy fucking sister
1192
01:10:17.791 --> 01:10:19.291 line:5%
when she was still in high school.
1193
01:10:19.291 --> 01:10:20.708 line:5%
Now everyone remembers.
1194
01:10:20.708 --> 01:10:23.166 line:5%
I hooked up with Beatrice. Okay?
1195
01:10:23.166 --> 01:10:26.458 line:5%
- Okay. Let it out.
- You told Nikki because you're a good guy.
1196
01:10:26.458 --> 01:10:27.375 line:5%
Right?
1197
01:10:27.375 --> 01:10:29.208 line:5%
That's why you told her.
You're a good guy?
1198
01:10:29.208 --> 01:10:31.791 line:5%
- Okay, yeah.
- Or was it something else?
1199
01:10:33.666 --> 01:10:35.583 line:5%
Oh, that's right.
1200
01:10:35.583 --> 01:10:38.833 line:5%
- You wanted to fuck her.
- Dennis, shut the fuck up!
1201
01:10:38.833 --> 01:10:41.458 line:5%
- Didn't you even ask her out after?
- He's losing it.
1202
01:10:41.458 --> 01:10:45.250 line:5%
- Then she obviously said no.
- He's fucking losing it.
1203
01:10:45.250 --> 01:10:46.708 line:5%
So you looked around...
1204
01:10:46.708 --> 01:10:49.583 line:5%
- Can you please stop?
- ...and who did you see?
1205
01:10:49.583 --> 01:10:51.291 line:5%
- Oh, Shelby.
- Stop.
1206
01:10:51.291 --> 01:10:53.041 line:5%
"Hi. I'm Cyrus."
1207
01:10:53.041 --> 01:10:55.125 line:5%
Stop! Jesus fucking Christ!
1208
01:10:55.125 --> 01:10:58.666 line:5%
So that's why you've been
in a relationship for nine years, because...
1209
01:10:58.666 --> 01:11:00.291 line:5%
You're such a fucking asshole.
1210
01:11:00.291 --> 01:11:01.208 line:5%
...she said no.
1211
01:11:01.208 --> 01:11:03.208 line:5%
- You're such a fucking dick.
- Guys.
1212
01:11:03.708 --> 01:11:06.125 line:5%
You had so much going for you.
1213
01:11:06.125 --> 01:11:07.750 line:5%
- Yeah?
- You were so cool.
1214
01:11:07.750 --> 01:11:09.666 line:5%
Big fucking cool guy on campus.
1215
01:11:09.666 --> 01:11:11.458 line:5%
And then what happened to you?
1216
01:11:11.458 --> 01:11:13.375 line:5%
- What happened after college?
- What happened?
1217
01:11:13.375 --> 01:11:15.541 line:5%
- What the fuck happened? Nothing.
- What hap--?
1218
01:11:16.416 --> 01:11:17.541 line:5%
You became nothing.
1219
01:11:19.208 --> 01:11:20.250 line:5%
A fucking waste.
1220
01:11:22.625 --> 01:11:25.583 line:5%
You don't even have the excuse
of having to get a fucking day job
1221
01:11:25.583 --> 01:11:27.000 line:5%
or doing anything with your life,
1222
01:11:27.000 --> 01:11:29.750 line:5%
because you're living off
your parents's fucking money.
1223
01:11:31.750 --> 01:11:35.500 line:5%
You should be jumping at the opportunity
to take over Reuben's life,
1224
01:11:35.500 --> 01:11:38.375 line:5%
because he has done more
in the past year of his life
1225
01:11:38.375 --> 01:11:40.708 line:5%
than you have in the past fucking ten.
1226
01:11:40.708 --> 01:11:43.250 line:5%
Guys, can we please just calm down?
1227
01:11:58.375 --> 01:11:59.541 line:5%
What are you doing?
1228
01:12:02.833 --> 01:12:05.083
- Guys, can we--
- 911, what's your emergency?
1229
01:12:05.083 --> 01:12:06.166
Hello?
1230
01:12:06.750 --> 01:12:08.916
This is Cyrus Baum.
1231
01:12:09.541 --> 01:12:13.541
I pushed Dennis Markowitz
and Maya Wilson off the roof.
1232
01:12:13.541 --> 01:12:14.958
- Get off the phone.
- They're dead!
1233
01:12:14.958 --> 01:12:16.583
- Get off the phone!
- I killed them!
1234
01:12:16.583 --> 01:12:18.500
- I killed them! They're dead!
- Hey! Stop!
1235
01:12:18.500 --> 01:12:19.875
What the fuck are you doing?
1236
01:12:19.875 --> 01:12:23.166 line:5%
- I'm at 1832 North Crescent Avenue!
- Stop!
1237
01:12:23.166 --> 01:12:25.583 line:5%
Are you fucking crazy?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1238
01:12:25.583 --> 01:12:27.500 line:5%
- We can switch now!
- Guys.
1239
01:12:27.500 --> 01:12:28.625
Guys!
1240
01:12:30.666 --> 01:12:31.750
Where's Forbes?
1241
01:12:38.375 --> 01:12:39.625
Fuck. Forbes!
1242
01:12:40.875 --> 01:12:42.250
Forbes!
1243
01:12:42.250 --> 01:12:43.250
Come on, man!
1244
01:12:43.916 --> 01:12:46.375
Hey! Forbes!
1245
01:12:57.708 --> 01:12:58.833
What?
1246
01:12:59.416 --> 01:13:01.416
How much time
before the cops get here?
1247
01:13:01.416 --> 01:13:03.166
Twenty, thirty minutes tops?
1248
01:13:03.166 --> 01:13:04.666
We still wanna switch, right?
1249
01:13:04.666 --> 01:13:06.250
- Even after he called the cops?
- Yeah.
1250
01:13:06.250 --> 01:13:09.625
I'm gonna need you to say I was forced,
or I was drunk or stoned,
1251
01:13:09.625 --> 01:13:12.375
or having a fucking mental health crisis
or something.
1252
01:13:13.125 --> 01:13:15.833
- Yeah? You can do that? Hello? Yes?
- Yes. We just...
1253
01:13:16.333 --> 01:13:18.250
How are we gonna get him
to switch us back?
1254
01:13:18.250 --> 01:13:20.125
Shelby knows
how to work the machine, remember?
1255
01:13:20.625 --> 01:13:22.000
Okay, does she actually?
1256
01:13:22.000 --> 01:13:24.541
He said there's only enough battery left
for one more round.
1257
01:13:24.541 --> 01:13:26.750
- Do you want this guy to do it?
- Is he dead?
1258
01:13:26.750 --> 01:13:27.666
- No!
- No!
1259
01:13:27.666 --> 01:13:29.250
Thanks for your help, by the way.
1260
01:13:29.250 --> 01:13:32.333
Want help jacking him off?
Only thing this body knows how to do.
1261
01:13:32.333 --> 01:13:34.583
Honey, I'm gonna need your help
to use the machine.
1262
01:13:34.583 --> 01:13:36.833
I don't trust this guy.
You feeling up for it?
1263
01:13:40.833 --> 01:13:41.666
Shelby.
1264
01:13:45.291 --> 01:13:47.041
- Shelby.
- I don't wanna go back.
1265
01:13:50.125 --> 01:13:50.958
What?
1266
01:13:55.416 --> 01:13:56.458
Shelby?
1267
01:13:59.083 --> 01:14:00.583 line:5%
Hello?
1268
01:14:02.750 --> 01:14:04.125 line:5%
I'm not going back.
1269
01:14:06.458 --> 01:14:07.916
We don't have time for this.
1270
01:14:07.916 --> 01:14:10.500
You said it yourself
this could be a fresh start, a rebirth.
1271
01:14:10.500 --> 01:14:12.416
I was saying that
to get him out of my body.
1272
01:14:12.416 --> 01:14:13.500
Okay, hey. Look at me.
1273
01:14:16.166 --> 01:14:18.375
See that over there? That's your body.
1274
01:14:19.708 --> 01:14:21.791 line:5%
- That's my body.
- Maya's body's out back.
1275
01:14:22.791 --> 01:14:24.666
So obviously, things are different now.
1276
01:14:26.833 --> 01:14:29.333
Okay, what do you want me to say? That's...
1277
01:14:30.708 --> 01:14:32.541
Why don't you wanna be in Brooke's body?
1278
01:14:33.250 --> 01:14:34.958
Why do you think I don't wanna--?
1279
01:14:34.958 --> 01:14:37.166 line:5%
I mean,
you said you wanted a cultural experience.
1280
01:14:37.166 --> 01:14:38.958
Fuck you!
That has nothing to do with this.
1281
01:14:38.958 --> 01:14:39.958
Guys--
1282
01:14:39.958 --> 01:14:42.750
Just because you don't like your own life
doesn't mean--
1283
01:14:42.750 --> 01:14:45.458
Oh, so now you know how I feel
about my life?
1284
01:14:46.416 --> 01:14:49.708 line:5%
That is my fucking body.
1285
01:14:50.458 --> 01:14:52.041
And look what you've done with it.
1286
01:14:52.541 --> 01:14:54.041
You made an Instagram account.
1287
01:14:55.916 --> 01:14:56.958
Okay.
1288
01:14:59.041 --> 01:15:01.416
- So you're jealous of my work.
- Her work!
1289
01:15:01.416 --> 01:15:04.791
You post selfies for a living.
1290
01:15:04.791 --> 01:15:07.125
Do you have any idea
1291
01:15:07.125 --> 01:15:11.083
the amount of charities
and non-profit organizations I work with?
1292
01:15:11.083 --> 01:15:13.750
- Like the Water Project.
- Yes. Like the Water Project.
1293
01:15:13.750 --> 01:15:14.750
The Water Project.
1294
01:15:14.750 --> 01:15:17.416
We provide clean water
to third-world countries.
1295
01:15:17.416 --> 01:15:19.500
That's why you do it?
For third-world countries?
1296
01:15:19.500 --> 01:15:21.041
- I don't have to--
- Interesting.
1297
01:15:21.041 --> 01:15:23.041
"Hey, Nik.
Thoughts on the Water Project collab?"
1298
01:15:23.041 --> 01:15:24.208
"Oh, that thing in Africa?"
1299
01:15:24.208 --> 01:15:27.000
"IDK, isn't the world
over the whole white savior thing?"
1300
01:15:27.000 --> 01:15:28.666
This is where it gets really good.
1301
01:15:28.666 --> 01:15:31.291
"What should I do
about the whole wedding party thing?"
1302
01:15:31.291 --> 01:15:33.916
"TBH, your feed isn't displaying
a whole lot of diversity."
1303
01:15:33.916 --> 01:15:35.208
Thinking face emoji.
1304
01:15:35.791 --> 01:15:36.833
Jesus Christ!
1305
01:15:43.291 --> 01:15:45.791
You don't get to decide
if you can keep my fucking body.
1306
01:15:47.750 --> 01:15:50.041
I'm the only one
who knows how to work the machine,
1307
01:15:50.041 --> 01:15:51.916
so yeah, I kind of do.
1308
01:15:56.750 --> 01:15:58.000 line:5%
What the fuck?
1309
01:15:58.750 --> 01:15:59.916 line:5%
Get the fuck off me!
1310
01:16:00.416 --> 01:16:02.958
We outnumber her,
so we can just force her to do it.
1311
01:16:02.958 --> 01:16:04.250
I'm gonna talk to her.
1312
01:16:04.250 --> 01:16:06.666
I hope you got better shit to say
than you did up there.
1313
01:16:06.666 --> 01:16:08.791
So now you're anxious
to get out my body, huh?
1314
01:16:08.791 --> 01:16:10.833
I looked at your dick.
Turns out those rumors--
1315
01:16:10.833 --> 01:16:12.583
You realize this is your fault.
1316
01:16:12.583 --> 01:16:15.000 line:5%
- You talking shit got into her head--
- Cyrus, go.
1317
01:16:18.916 --> 01:16:19.750
Shelby!
1318
01:16:21.458 --> 01:16:22.333
Shelby?
1319
01:16:23.125 --> 01:16:23.958
Shelby?
1320
01:16:28.666 --> 01:16:31.250
Shelby, honey,
what are you doing down here?
1321
01:16:31.250 --> 01:16:32.916
So I was the consolation prize.
1322
01:16:32.916 --> 01:16:34.833
No, you're obviously not.
1323
01:16:34.833 --> 01:16:36.916
And be careful.
I cut myself on that chair.
1324
01:16:36.916 --> 01:16:38.416
I just heard all of that.
1325
01:16:40.291 --> 01:16:42.041 line:5%
Okay, yeah, you were...
1326
01:16:42.541 --> 01:16:46.500 line:5%
I had a crush on Nikki back in the day,
but I'm in love with you now.
1327
01:16:46.500 --> 01:16:48.208
And I have been since college.
1328
01:16:52.083 --> 01:16:52.958
I swear.
1329
01:16:54.791 --> 01:16:56.500
Why don't you touch me?
1330
01:17:01.000 --> 01:17:04.583 line:5%
We can talk about this as much as you want
when we get back into our bodies.
1331
01:17:04.583 --> 01:17:07.583 line:5%
- But right now, we need--
- I wanna talk about it now.
1332
01:17:09.458 --> 01:17:11.458 line:5%
I don't wanna talk about it later.
1333
01:17:14.000 --> 01:17:15.333 line:5%
I want you to tell me.
1334
01:17:22.708 --> 01:17:23.583 line:5%
I don't know.
1335
01:17:35.625 --> 01:17:37.291
Are you not attracted to me?
1336
01:17:37.875 --> 01:17:38.750
I am.
1337
01:17:42.083 --> 01:17:43.083
Then what is it?
1338
01:17:57.333 --> 01:17:58.250 line:5%
I'm fucked up.
1339
01:18:03.375 --> 01:18:04.583 line:5%
I'm fucked up, okay?
1340
01:18:05.666 --> 01:18:12.000 line:5%
I watch fucked-up shit online,
and I... avoid you.
1341
01:18:13.250 --> 01:18:16.250 line:5%
And... And... And I'm...
I'm just a fucking mess.
1342
01:18:20.833 --> 01:18:21.833
It's all just...
1343
01:18:26.541 --> 01:18:28.958
But... But we can talk about it now.
1344
01:18:30.083 --> 01:18:30.916
Okay?
1345
01:18:32.833 --> 01:18:33.791
Moving forward.
1346
01:18:36.166 --> 01:18:37.166
And I'm gonna stop.
1347
01:18:37.666 --> 01:18:39.833
And I'm gonna pay more attention to you.
1348
01:18:42.375 --> 01:18:45.458
Okay, honey?
If I didn't have you in my life,
1349
01:18:45.458 --> 01:18:47.291
I wouldn't have anything at all.
1350
01:18:50.416 --> 01:18:51.791
Okay? I love you.
1351
01:18:53.583 --> 01:18:54.708 line:5%
I love you so much.
1352
01:18:57.000 --> 01:19:00.708 line:5%
See? I don't wanna be
looking at this Nikki face.
1353
01:19:00.708 --> 01:19:03.833
I wanna be looking
at your face right now. Okay?
1354
01:19:06.083 --> 01:19:10.541 line:5%
See? This... This is the face that I want.
1355
01:19:11.375 --> 01:19:15.625 line:5%
This is the first-prize face that I chose
and that I want in my life.
1356
01:19:17.000 --> 01:19:19.708
Okay? This whole night
has been so fucked up.
1357
01:19:19.708 --> 01:19:23.250 line:5%
The thing is,
it's made me realize what I want
1358
01:19:23.250 --> 01:19:25.166 line:5%
and who I need to be.
1359
01:19:27.291 --> 01:19:28.958
And I don't need to be...
1360
01:19:29.625 --> 01:19:30.458
Forbes
1361
01:19:30.458 --> 01:19:31.791 line:5%
or Reuben,
1362
01:19:31.791 --> 01:19:33.500 line:5%
or any of those guys.
1363
01:19:35.750 --> 01:19:36.750 line:5%
I need to be me.
1364
01:19:40.000 --> 01:19:41.625
Cyrus the Vyrus.
1365
01:19:45.166 --> 01:19:48.041
And I wanna be with you
for the rest of my life.
1366
01:19:48.625 --> 01:19:49.458
Okay?
1367
01:19:50.458 --> 01:19:55.000 line:5%
Honey, let's go back, and we'll spend
the rest of our lives together, okay?
1368
01:19:59.166 --> 01:20:00.000
Okay?
1369
01:20:08.666 --> 01:20:09.958
Wait.
1370
01:20:12.250 --> 01:20:13.625 line:5%
Wait. Quick question.
1371
01:20:15.291 --> 01:20:17.500 line:5%
When did you cut yourself on this chair?
1372
01:20:21.458 --> 01:20:22.666
Shelbow, come on.
1373
01:20:24.583 --> 01:20:26.708 line:5%
Were you in Reuben's body round one?
1374
01:20:31.666 --> 01:20:32.625
Was that you?
1375
01:20:32.625 --> 01:20:35.000
Shelbow, please, we have to go. Come on.
1376
01:20:35.583 --> 01:20:36.458 line:5%
It was you.
1377
01:20:38.375 --> 01:20:41.166 line:5%
You were trying to hook up with me
when I was in Nikki's body.
1378
01:20:42.583 --> 01:20:43.875 line:5%
Can you please stop talking?
1379
01:20:45.458 --> 01:20:46.291 line:5%
Dude.
1380
01:20:47.541 --> 01:20:49.083 line:5%
You said you were Forbes.
1381
01:20:52.458 --> 01:20:53.833
I'm such an idiot.
1382
01:20:54.625 --> 01:20:55.916
Shelbow, honey?
1383
01:20:55.916 --> 01:20:58.333
Honey, the police are gonna be here
any second now.
1384
01:20:58.333 --> 01:20:59.291
So come on.
1385
01:21:00.958 --> 01:21:01.916
Go cry to them.
1386
01:21:10.166 --> 01:21:12.583
Dude, I know that you just saw
your own dead body
1387
01:21:12.583 --> 01:21:14.375 line:5%
and you can't go back,
but seriously, fuck!
1388
01:21:14.375 --> 01:21:15.416
This is all karma.
1389
01:21:15.416 --> 01:21:17.958
The guy I was
in a relationship with was married,
1390
01:21:17.958 --> 01:21:20.916
and I feel like I've reincarnated
into Shelby's body,
1391
01:21:20.916 --> 01:21:24.416
into this new vessel,
to come here and correct all of our sins.
1392
01:21:24.416 --> 01:21:25.958
- To teach--
- Shut up!
1393
01:21:25.958 --> 01:21:27.291 line:5%
Hey. Forbes?
1394
01:21:28.000 --> 01:21:30.083 line:5%
Forbes? Hey. Hey, Forbes.
1395
01:21:30.083 --> 01:21:33.625
- Hi! Hey! It's okay. You're okay.
- Hey, what the fuck?
1396
01:21:33.625 --> 01:21:35.583
Shh. You're fine. You're fine.
1397
01:21:35.583 --> 01:21:37.416
Forbes. Hey, you're good.
1398
01:21:37.416 --> 01:21:39.916
Look, I need you to do something for me.
1399
01:21:39.916 --> 01:21:42.333
I need you to switch us back. Okay?
1400
01:21:42.333 --> 01:21:44.000
So I'm gonna untie you.
1401
01:21:44.000 --> 01:21:46.250
We're on a time crunch.
We need to switch everybody back.
1402
01:21:46.250 --> 01:21:47.958
No one's switching anyone back.
1403
01:21:49.333 --> 01:21:52.166
- I need you to leave.
- We're gonna go upstairs.
1404
01:21:52.166 --> 01:21:55.000
The cops are gonna be here
in 15, 20 minutes, so we gotta be fast.
1405
01:21:55.000 --> 01:21:57.625
Hey, guys.
Just wanted to jump on here real quick.
1406
01:21:57.625 --> 01:22:01.291
Real talk, fuck the Water Project
or any fucking charity.
1407
01:22:01.291 --> 01:22:04.958
Um, if you guys wanna donate,
I'm starting a Patreon for a boob job.
1408
01:22:04.958 --> 01:22:08.125
Um, P.S., non sequitur,
is anyone else like totally over
1409
01:22:08.125 --> 01:22:10.708
the whole Black Lives Matter shit,
or is that just me?
1410
01:22:10.708 --> 01:22:12.541
Let me know below. Love and light!
1411
01:22:19.875 --> 01:22:21.333 line:5%
You're a fucking psycho.
1412
01:22:22.833 --> 01:22:24.000
You need to leave.
1413
01:22:43.375 --> 01:22:45.416
So the cops show up and then what?
1414
01:22:47.958 --> 01:22:49.916
You stay in Nikki's body forever?
1415
01:22:52.208 --> 01:22:53.125
I don't know.
1416
01:22:56.333 --> 01:22:57.333
You wouldn't get it.
1417
01:23:01.333 --> 01:23:02.166
Get what?
1418
01:23:05.375 --> 01:23:07.083
How liars get away with shit?
1419
01:23:14.375 --> 01:23:15.208
Yeah.
1420
01:23:15.208 --> 01:23:16.125
Hmm.
1421
01:23:19.375 --> 01:23:21.916
You wanna know
what I'd do if I were in your shoes?
1422
01:23:27.958 --> 01:23:28.791
What?
1423
01:23:30.583 --> 01:23:32.333
- I need--
- We need to talk.
1424
01:23:34.083 --> 01:23:37.083 line:5%
- Shelby. Shelby.
- What the fuck are they doing?
1425
01:23:38.166 --> 01:23:39.250
Shelby.
1426
01:23:39.250 --> 01:23:41.000 line:5%
Okay, look.
1427
01:23:41.583 --> 01:23:43.375 line:5%
I want you to tell me what you want.
1428
01:23:43.375 --> 01:23:46.166 line:5%
I feel like I have told you.
I don't know what else to say.
1429
01:23:46.166 --> 01:23:49.500 line:5%
If what you want is to go back,
I will switch us back right now.
1430
01:23:49.500 --> 01:23:52.000 line:5%
We'll sort this thing with the cops out,
if you really want.
1431
01:23:52.000 --> 01:23:53.291 line:5%
Okay. Great.
1432
01:23:53.291 --> 01:23:57.000 line:5%
But if what you really want... is Nikki,
1433
01:23:57.000 --> 01:23:59.791 line:5%
if that's what you've always wanted,
deep down...
1434
01:24:01.833 --> 01:24:02.958 line:5%
I want you to tell me.
1435
01:24:04.375 --> 01:24:05.583 line:5%
We can make it work.
1436
01:24:09.958 --> 01:24:10.958 line:5%
Make what work?
1437
01:24:12.500 --> 01:24:15.916 line:5%
I stay in Nikki's body.
You go into Reuben's body.
1438
01:24:15.916 --> 01:24:17.250 line:5%
Reuben doesn't get married.
1439
01:24:17.250 --> 01:24:19.625 line:5%
Instead, he runs off
with his college friend Nikki.
1440
01:24:20.291 --> 01:24:22.166
Dennis deals with the cops on his own.
1441
01:24:25.083 --> 01:24:26.416 line:5%
We really start fresh.
1442
01:24:27.583 --> 01:24:31.250
Forbes! You need to tell me
what the fuck is going on right now.
1443
01:24:31.250 --> 01:24:32.500 line:5%
If I'm being honest,
1444
01:24:32.500 --> 01:24:36.125 line:5%
there's a 50/50 chance
that Shelby's gonna hijack your body.
1445
01:24:36.625 --> 01:24:39.875 line:5%
Shelbow, I don't know
if you're joking right now, or... Or... Or...
1446
01:24:41.000 --> 01:24:43.583 line:5%
- Are those the cops?
- We need to make a decision.
1447
01:24:49.000 --> 01:24:49.833 line:5%
Okay.
1448
01:24:52.583 --> 01:24:53.416 line:5%
Okay, what?
1449
01:24:56.083 --> 01:24:56.916 line:5%
Okay.
1450
01:24:57.541 --> 01:24:59.583 line:5%
Yeah. I'll go into Reuben's body.
1451
01:25:00.875 --> 01:25:02.041
What do we tell everyone?
1452
01:25:02.625 --> 01:25:04.041
I need to get into my body,
1453
01:25:04.041 --> 01:25:06.958
I need to get my machine
before the cops get here.
1454
01:25:07.458 --> 01:25:08.500
Okay.
1455
01:25:08.500 --> 01:25:11.708
I will untie you,
you will switch us back into our bodies,
1456
01:25:11.708 --> 01:25:14.041
and I will help you get away
or whatever the fuck.
1457
01:25:14.541 --> 01:25:15.791
I have a plan.
1458
01:25:15.791 --> 01:25:17.041
- What is it?
- Fuck.
1459
01:25:17.041 --> 01:25:20.000
Guys! The cops are down the driveway.
1460
01:25:20.000 --> 01:25:20.916
Fuck.
1461
01:25:21.500 --> 01:25:23.250
Are you sure this is what you want?
1462
01:25:26.291 --> 01:25:27.125
Yeah.
1463
01:25:28.333 --> 01:25:30.583
Okay, I have a plan.
You just have to trust me.
1464
01:25:30.583 --> 01:25:33.250
- I need you in on this.
- I'm pretty sure I'm still fucking high.
1465
01:25:33.250 --> 01:25:35.916
I don't know who's who or what's what.
I'm fucking confused, bro.
1466
01:25:35.916 --> 01:25:37.083
Okay, listen.
1467
01:25:39.416 --> 01:25:42.375 line:5%
Shelby is telling us that
she's gonna switch back into her body.
1468
01:25:42.375 --> 01:25:44.083 line:5%
Cyrus will switch back into his body.
1469
01:25:44.083 --> 01:25:45.833 line:5%
Forbes and I back into our own bodies.
1470
01:25:45.833 --> 01:25:47.083 line:5%
Maya in Brooke's body,
1471
01:25:47.083 --> 01:25:49.291 line:5%
putting you in Reuben's body
to deal with the wedding
1472
01:25:49.291 --> 01:25:51.708 line:5%
or Sophia or whatever the fuck.
1473
01:25:51.708 --> 01:25:53.250
- Right?
- Yeah?
1474
01:25:53.250 --> 01:25:55.458
Except that's not really
what they're gonna do.
1475
01:25:55.458 --> 01:25:56.875
Really what they're gonna do
1476
01:25:56.875 --> 01:26:00.083 line:5%
is Shelby is going to stay in my body,
take my life.
1477
01:26:00.083 --> 01:26:02.833 line:5%
Cyrus is gonna switch
into Reuben's body, take his life,
1478
01:26:02.833 --> 01:26:06.083
ditch Sophia for Nikki,
have a fuckfest or rob banks or whatever.
1479
01:26:06.083 --> 01:26:07.083 line:5%
Maya goes into Shelby,
1480
01:26:07.083 --> 01:26:08.375 line:5%
Forbes into his own body.
1481
01:26:08.375 --> 01:26:10.375 line:5%
Meanwhile, I'm left in Brooke's body.
1482
01:26:10.375 --> 01:26:11.541 line:5%
You're left in Cyrus's body,
1483
01:26:11.541 --> 01:26:13.791
i.e., you go to jail
and get fucking rammed.
1484
01:26:14.791 --> 01:26:17.458
- Do you get what I'm saying?
- Yeah.
1485
01:26:17.458 --> 01:26:18.833
No. I don't know.
1486
01:26:18.833 --> 01:26:20.666
- What the fuck--
- You wanna go to jail?
1487
01:26:20.666 --> 01:26:21.791
- No?
- Okay.
1488
01:26:21.791 --> 01:26:24.250
So the three of us go up there,
incapacitate Shelby.
1489
01:26:24.250 --> 01:26:25.500
Forbes sets the wiring.
1490
01:26:25.500 --> 01:26:27.208 line:5%
I'm back in my body,
Shelby's back in hers,
1491
01:26:27.208 --> 01:26:28.458 line:5%
Cyrus in his, he goes to jail,
1492
01:26:28.458 --> 01:26:31.625 line:5%
Maya's in Brooke, Forbes in Reuben,
he marries Sophia and you're in Forbes.
1493
01:26:31.625 --> 01:26:33.708
- Okay? So I just think--
- Wait, wait.
1494
01:26:33.708 --> 01:26:35.166
I get stuck in fucking Forbes?
1495
01:26:35.166 --> 01:26:37.083
Yes, you could take his fucking machine,
1496
01:26:37.083 --> 01:26:39.958 line:5%
switch with somebody else
and live your life as an astronaut
1497
01:26:39.958 --> 01:26:42.041
or the Dalai Lama or Jared Leto,
whoever the fuck.
1498
01:26:42.041 --> 01:26:44.250
Okay?
You just transfer all of your Dennis funds
1499
01:26:44.250 --> 01:26:46.583
into someone else's account,
then you start over
1500
01:26:46.583 --> 01:26:48.250
as whoever you want.
1501
01:26:49.583 --> 01:26:51.500
It is us against them.
1502
01:26:53.333 --> 01:26:54.958
Are you in or not?
1503
01:26:54.958 --> 01:26:57.250 line:5%
Guys! The cops are here!
1504
01:26:57.250 --> 01:26:58.666
- We know!
- We know!
1505
01:27:00.416 --> 01:27:01.833
♪ Forget him ♪
1506
01:27:03.500 --> 01:27:04.875
♪ Forget him ♪
1507
01:27:05.500 --> 01:27:10.708
♪ Forget him if he doesn't love you... ♪
1508
01:27:10.708 --> 01:27:12.125
Get off the machine.
1509
01:27:12.125 --> 01:27:14.958
- No, it's okay. It's okay.
- No, she's not doing that.
1510
01:27:14.958 --> 01:27:17.375
We're all just going back
into our own bodies.
1511
01:27:17.375 --> 01:27:19.875
Yeah. Bullshit.
I want Forbes to look at the wiring.
1512
01:27:19.875 --> 01:27:22.333
- Why?
- Why do you not want him to?
1513
01:27:22.333 --> 01:27:25.333
Are you forgetting he tried to run off
with the machine 30 minutes ago?
1514
01:27:25.333 --> 01:27:28.333
Are you forgetting you were conspiring
to take mine and Reuben's bodies?
1515
01:27:28.333 --> 01:27:29.625
We're going back to our bodies.
1516
01:27:29.625 --> 01:27:32.000
That's what we've decided
and that's what I've wired here.
1517
01:27:32.000 --> 01:27:34.625
We can either do this now
or we can wait for the cops to come.
1518
01:27:34.625 --> 01:27:37.708
- What the fuck?
- Okay, then let Forbes look at the wiring.
1519
01:27:37.708 --> 01:27:41.041
How can I trust anything he says?
He's been doing shady shit all night.
1520
01:27:41.041 --> 01:27:42.666
Who the fuck was on my phone?
1521
01:27:42.666 --> 01:27:44.208
- Fucking show us!
- Okay.
1522
01:27:45.583 --> 01:27:46.416
Okay.
1523
01:27:47.958 --> 01:27:49.791 line:5%
Okay, so here's how it's laid out.
1524
01:27:51.083 --> 01:27:52.375 line:5%
Cyrus is in port one.
1525
01:27:53.125 --> 01:27:54.250 line:5%
Forbes is in port...
1526
01:27:56.458 --> 01:27:57.583 line:5%
What are you doing?
1527
01:28:00.500 --> 01:28:02.166 line:5%
- What are you doing?
- What the fuck?
1528
01:28:02.750 --> 01:28:04.666 line:5%
I'm allergic to peanuts.
1529
01:28:06.000 --> 01:28:07.958
Like, really allergic.
1530
01:28:07.958 --> 01:28:10.916
My throat swells shut. I can't breathe.
1531
01:28:10.916 --> 01:28:12.000 line:5%
I start to...
1532
01:28:12.708 --> 01:28:14.125 line:5%
- Yeah.
- All right. It's okay.
1533
01:28:14.125 --> 01:28:16.083
Like that. I make that face.
1534
01:28:16.083 --> 01:28:18.958
If not treated, I go unconscious.
1535
01:28:18.958 --> 01:28:20.916
After, like, five minutes, I could die.
1536
01:28:21.666 --> 01:28:23.375
- Hey, thanks for remembering.
- Dude?
1537
01:28:23.375 --> 01:28:26.083
What the hell is wrong with you?
What the fuck did you do?
1538
01:28:26.083 --> 01:28:29.250
I mean, you can stop the attack
with an EpiPen, which I have,
1539
01:28:29.250 --> 01:28:31.958
but I'm not telling anyone where it is
1540
01:28:31.958 --> 01:28:35.208
until Forbes looks at the fucking wiring!
1541
01:28:35.208 --> 01:28:36.750
Jesus fucking Christ, Nikki.
1542
01:28:36.750 --> 01:28:38.500
Give me the fucking EpiPen!
1543
01:28:38.500 --> 01:28:40.125
I'm getting my body back,
1544
01:28:40.125 --> 01:28:42.208
and when I do,
I'm gonna do everything I can
1545
01:28:42.208 --> 01:28:44.208
to make sure you stay in jail.
1546
01:28:44.208 --> 01:28:47.250
- Where's the fucking EpiPen?
- Forbes, look at the wiring.
1547
01:28:47.250 --> 01:28:49.291
Nikki, she's dying!
1548
01:28:49.291 --> 01:28:52.083
Did you use my phone
to transfer money out my trust fund?
1549
01:28:52.083 --> 01:28:53.041
All good.
1550
01:28:53.041 --> 01:28:54.833
What did he switch? What did you switch?
1551
01:28:54.833 --> 01:28:57.833
- Motherfucker. Where's my money?
- I don't know what you're talking about.
1552
01:28:57.833 --> 01:29:00.500
- Where's my money?
- What are you doing? You did something.
1553
01:29:00.500 --> 01:29:03.208
You were in my body!
Where's the fucking money?
1554
01:29:03.208 --> 01:29:04.625
That was all I fucking had!
1555
01:29:04.625 --> 01:29:06.375
Guys, we need to go now!
1556
01:29:06.375 --> 01:29:07.333
Why do you trust--
1557
01:29:07.333 --> 01:29:08.541
- Forbes?
- Where is it?
1558
01:29:08.541 --> 01:29:10.458
This is the police!
1559
01:29:10.458 --> 01:29:12.541
- Where's the fucking EpiPen?
- You're set, right?
1560
01:29:12.541 --> 01:29:14.250
- Yes, we're good.
- Give us the pen!
1561
01:29:14.250 --> 01:29:15.750
The EpiPen is in my right boot.
1562
01:29:15.750 --> 01:29:17.833
As soon as we switch,
take it out of my boot.
1563
01:29:17.833 --> 01:29:18.791
Fuck!
1564
01:29:19.375 --> 01:29:21.125
- Get the pen!
- Get him!
1565
01:29:21.125 --> 01:29:24.375
- Hold him down!
- What the fuck? Give me the pen!
1566
01:29:24.375 --> 01:29:26.708
- I got him! I got him!
- Hurry! Hurry!
1567
01:29:26.708 --> 01:29:29.625
- Stop! Get the fuck off me!
- Get the pen!
1568
01:29:29.625 --> 01:29:32.458
- It's okay.
- We will force this door down.
1569
01:29:32.458 --> 01:29:34.833
- Stop! Get the fuck off me!
- Fucking do it.
1570
01:29:34.833 --> 01:29:36.833
Whose fucking body are you putting me in?
1571
01:29:36.833 --> 01:29:38.833
- Fucking do it!
- Wait! Wait!
1572
01:29:40.333 --> 01:29:45.083
♪ And please come home to me ♪
1573
01:29:45.083 --> 01:29:47.791
- Shut up! This isn't right!
- Calm down!
1574
01:29:50.291 --> 01:29:52.208
What the fuck is going on?
1575
01:30:13.958 --> 01:30:17.041
♪ I saw the harbor lights... ♪
1576
01:30:17.041 --> 01:30:18.458
Fuck!
1577
01:30:20.291 --> 01:30:22.250
What the fuck are you doing?
1578
01:30:22.250 --> 01:30:24.541
What the fuck is your problem?
1579
01:30:24.541 --> 01:30:27.833
- Fuck you, cunt-suck!
- What'd you say to me, you bitch?
1580
01:30:27.833 --> 01:30:30.583
I will fucking rip your spleen
out of your asshole!
1581
01:30:30.583 --> 01:30:32.416
- Pull over!
- You fucking kidding me?
1582
01:30:34.958 --> 01:30:38.541
You have no idea what
you're fucking dealing with, you dumb--
1583
01:30:38.541 --> 01:30:41.083
- You kidding me, fucking bitch?
- I will kick your teeth out.
1584
01:30:41.083 --> 01:30:43.041
- Wear them as a necklace--
- Dumb bitch!
1585
01:30:45.000 --> 01:30:47.541
♪ How could I help
If tears were starting ♪
1586
01:30:51.666 --> 01:30:57.416 line:5%
♪ Goodbye to tender nights ♪
1587
01:30:57.416 --> 01:31:00.875
♪ Beside the silvery sea ♪
1588
01:31:00.875 --> 01:31:05.666
♪ I long to hold you near ♪
1589
01:31:05.666 --> 01:31:10.666
♪ And kiss you just once more ♪
1590
01:31:10.666 --> 01:31:12.541
It's a total shit-show. Absolute--
1591
01:31:12.541 --> 01:31:13.458
Fuck!
1592
01:31:13.458 --> 01:31:18.583
♪ But you were on the ship and I... ♪
1593
01:31:18.583 --> 01:31:19.500
That it?
1594
01:31:20.208 --> 01:31:21.041
Yep.
1595
01:31:21.041 --> 01:31:23.625
♪ The shore ♪
1596
01:31:24.875 --> 01:31:30.791
♪ Now I know lonely nights ♪
1597
01:31:30.791 --> 01:31:35.958
♪ For all the while
My heart is whispering ♪
1598
01:31:37.208 --> 01:31:42.916
♪ Some other harbor lights ♪
1599
01:31:42.916 --> 01:31:46.958
♪ Will steal your love from me ♪
1600
01:31:49.875 --> 01:31:50.916
♪ I long... ♪
1601
01:31:50.916 --> 01:31:52.083
Bro, bro, bro, bro!
1602
01:31:52.083 --> 01:31:53.333
- What the--
- Where is it?
1603
01:31:53.333 --> 01:31:55.291
Where's my suitcase, you little bitch?
1604
01:31:55.291 --> 01:31:57.875
- What the fuck?
- Where the fuck is my suitcase?
1605
01:31:57.875 --> 01:31:59.166
Okay, look, the... Help!
1606
01:31:59.166 --> 01:32:03.000
- Fucking help! Somebody!
- Where is my suitcase? This is not a game!
1607
01:32:03.000 --> 01:32:04.625
I am not playing this game--
1608
01:32:04.625 --> 01:32:05.916
- Break it up!
- Fucking don't--
1609
01:32:05.916 --> 01:32:07.208
Jesus Christ!
1610
01:32:07.916 --> 01:32:09.916
Relax. Calm down.
1611
01:32:11.416 --> 01:32:13.166
You fucking let go of me.
1612
01:32:15.125 --> 01:32:15.958
Wait.
1613
01:32:17.916 --> 01:32:19.708
Bro, what are you even doing here?
1614
01:32:19.708 --> 01:32:23.125
♪ For all the while
My heart is whispering... ♪
1615
01:32:23.125 --> 01:32:24.041
Dennis?
1616
01:32:24.041 --> 01:32:24.958
Yeah!
1617
01:32:26.708 --> 01:32:28.458
Oh, fuck.
1618
01:32:29.625 --> 01:32:30.458
Yeah.
1619
01:32:32.958 --> 01:32:34.500
Wait, what are you doing here?
1620
01:32:35.750 --> 01:32:38.958
- I'm not who you think I am.
- Bro, I know. You're fucking Beatrice.
1621
01:32:38.958 --> 01:32:42.000
- No, I'm not.
- Yeah, you're Forbes's sister.
1622
01:32:43.000 --> 01:32:43.875
No,
1623
01:32:44.458 --> 01:32:45.375
I'm Forbes.
1624
01:32:47.625 --> 01:32:48.708
You're in my body.
1625
01:32:55.916 --> 01:32:58.416
What the... Fuck.
1626
01:32:59.000 --> 01:33:03.916
Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me
that Beatrice was in Forbes's body,
1627
01:33:03.916 --> 01:33:05.833
in this fucking body, the whole time?
1628
01:33:05.833 --> 01:33:08.500
Yes. Fuck. What have I been talking about?
1629
01:33:08.500 --> 01:33:11.250
You do realize
that all of this is your fault, right?
1630
01:33:11.250 --> 01:33:13.791
Bro, how the fuck is this my fault?
1631
01:33:14.500 --> 01:33:15.500
How?
1632
01:33:15.500 --> 01:33:18.541
You do remember
Reuben's birthday party in college, right?
1633
01:33:20.041 --> 01:33:20.958
Yeah.
1634
01:33:21.916 --> 01:33:24.875
You mean my birthday.
Why does everyone think it was Reuben's?
1635
01:33:24.875 --> 01:33:27.791
- I apologized for all that last night.
- For what?
1636
01:33:27.791 --> 01:33:29.000
That drama with your sister.
1637
01:33:29.000 --> 01:33:31.125
- Drama?
- We hooked up that night.
1638
01:33:31.125 --> 01:33:32.666
You need me to say it out loud?
1639
01:33:32.666 --> 01:33:35.333
That night?
You hooked up ten times before that,
1640
01:33:35.333 --> 01:33:39.250
which I had no idea about at the time.
You promised her all kinds of shit,
1641
01:33:39.250 --> 01:33:41.416
like taking her to Hawaii
or Bermuda or Las Vegas.
1642
01:33:41.416 --> 01:33:43.500
Bro,
I didn't promise her anything.
1643
01:33:43.500 --> 01:33:45.541
She was crazy,
having all these freak-outs.
1644
01:33:45.541 --> 01:33:47.291
Episodes.
They're called episodes.
1645
01:33:47.291 --> 01:33:49.125
Yes, she had a history of episodes.
1646
01:33:49.125 --> 01:33:51.458
But her worst episode ever
was after that night
1647
01:33:51.458 --> 01:33:53.833
when you and Reuben told everyone
she was acting delusional,
1648
01:33:53.833 --> 01:33:56.708
being very adamant that nothing
had happened between you guys.
1649
01:33:56.708 --> 01:33:59.125
You were the one
who got her all liquored up.
1650
01:33:59.125 --> 01:34:02.666
Me? Fuck you.
I gave her one drink and you kept going.
1651
01:34:02.666 --> 01:34:05.416
You gave the cops some bullshit story.
You got me expelled.
1652
01:34:05.416 --> 01:34:07.583
Then everyone saying
she was having an episode
1653
01:34:07.583 --> 01:34:09.916
actually made her have an episode,
a huge one,
1654
01:34:09.916 --> 01:34:13.458
which ultimately got her thrown into
a mental hospital under suicide watch.
1655
01:34:13.458 --> 01:34:15.708
- I didn't know.
- So I go to California,
1656
01:34:15.708 --> 01:34:18.666
and every time I come home,
it's: "Your sister's still struggling."
1657
01:34:18.666 --> 01:34:20.708
"She's aimless.
Can you help? Can you help?"
1658
01:34:20.708 --> 01:34:23.708
So... like, yeah.
1659
01:34:24.375 --> 01:34:27.166
I showed her the machine,
thinking it would reconnect us.
1660
01:34:27.166 --> 01:34:30.416
Bro, you thought this machine
was gonna reconnect you two?
1661
01:34:30.416 --> 01:34:33.625
Yeah. At the lab, my team and I
would mainly use it to play this game,
1662
01:34:33.625 --> 01:34:35.083
like Mafia or Werewolf or whatever.
1663
01:34:35.083 --> 01:34:36.875
I know all about the game, bro.
1664
01:34:36.875 --> 01:34:38.291
So guess what?
1665
01:34:38.291 --> 01:34:41.750
It turns out this whole time
she's just been stewing, festering,
1666
01:34:41.750 --> 01:34:42.875
waiting to get back.
1667
01:34:46.875 --> 01:34:48.500
At you, me...
1668
01:34:49.291 --> 01:34:50.333
...everyone.
1669
01:34:57.666 --> 01:35:00.833
And just so I'm clear,
what happened to everybody?
1670
01:35:04.416 --> 01:35:05.750
Bro, everything got crazy.
1671
01:35:28.250 --> 01:35:29.166
Shelby?
1672
01:35:33.916 --> 01:35:35.291
You don't recognize me?
1673
01:35:36.208 --> 01:35:39.541
I don't know who the fuck
ended up in whose body.
1674
01:35:40.166 --> 01:35:42.166
What the fuck is going on?
1675
01:35:43.958 --> 01:35:44.833
Who are you?
1676
01:35:46.458 --> 01:35:47.291
I'm Shelby.
1677
01:35:48.416 --> 01:35:50.791
Why are you being so weird, right...?
1678
01:35:50.791 --> 01:35:52.583
What's go...? Who are you? What's...
1679
01:35:52.583 --> 01:35:54.208
- Who are you, seriously?
- Cyrus.
1680
01:35:54.791 --> 01:35:56.666
What, are you disappointed or something?
1681
01:35:57.458 --> 01:36:01.208
All right.
I'm in serious fucking trouble here.
1682
01:36:02.208 --> 01:36:03.083
I know.
1683
01:36:03.708 --> 01:36:06.666
I need you to help me.
I need you to go talk to the cops.
1684
01:36:07.541 --> 01:36:08.875
I don't know if I can.
1685
01:36:12.166 --> 01:36:13.541
Uh, you have to.
1686
01:36:15.916 --> 01:36:17.500
What the fuck? What's the vibe?
1687
01:36:17.500 --> 01:36:19.458
What's going on?
Why are you being like this?
1688
01:36:19.458 --> 01:36:22.666
- This is not fucking Shelby. Who are you?
- This is Shelby.
1689
01:36:23.166 --> 01:36:25.166
You're acting totally fucking different.
1690
01:36:25.166 --> 01:36:28.125
Are you... You're mad at me.
I'm sorry. I was...
1691
01:36:28.125 --> 01:36:30.541
Do you... I mean, what if we... We could...
1692
01:36:31.458 --> 01:36:33.166
You wanna talk about getting married?
1693
01:36:33.166 --> 01:36:35.833
We could get out of here
and talk about getting married.
1694
01:36:35.833 --> 01:36:37.541
What? Are you just... Can we...
1695
01:36:37.541 --> 01:36:40.500
Maybe we can figure this out
somewhere else, you know, like...
1696
01:36:40.500 --> 01:36:43.125
Like... Like...
1697
01:36:43.125 --> 01:36:45.291
I can't get you out of this one.
1698
01:36:47.958 --> 01:36:49.541
Wha-- What?
1699
01:36:51.041 --> 01:36:53.625
Cyrus,
you were super high last night.
1700
01:36:57.083 --> 01:36:59.416
What the fuck are you talking about?
1701
01:37:01.541 --> 01:37:03.625
Everything got totally crazy.
1702
01:37:03.625 --> 01:37:05.333
What the fuck are you talking about?
1703
01:37:05.333 --> 01:37:07.333
I was supposed to go into Reuben's body,
1704
01:37:07.333 --> 01:37:09.500
but then I guess
your sister messed with some shit.
1705
01:37:09.500 --> 01:37:11.041
Yes. We're good. We're good.
1706
01:37:11.041 --> 01:37:13.666
And I guess not everyone got
what everyone wanted.
1707
01:37:13.666 --> 01:37:14.916
- Do it!
- Wait!
1708
01:37:17.125 --> 01:37:19.333
No.
1709
01:37:19.333 --> 01:37:22.000
Oh my God, what the...
What the... What the f--
1710
01:37:22.000 --> 01:37:22.958
Wait! Wait, wait!
1711
01:37:22.958 --> 01:37:24.125
What the fuck?
1712
01:37:25.250 --> 01:37:26.250
What the fuck?
1713
01:37:26.250 --> 01:37:28.500
- No, no, no. What the--
- Fuck!
1714
01:37:28.500 --> 01:37:32.333
Like, that's Maya over there.
I know that much.
1715
01:37:34.666 --> 01:37:37.083
She thinks
she got fucking reincarnated or some shit.
1716
01:37:37.083 --> 01:37:40.500
This isn't some fucking game, okay?
I need you to help get me out of here.
1717
01:37:40.500 --> 01:37:44.625
The cops are saying someone took money
out of Dennis's account before he died
1718
01:37:44.625 --> 01:37:47.625
and transferred it
to some random offshore account.
1719
01:37:47.625 --> 01:37:50.291
- And what do you want me to do?
- It was Forbes!
1720
01:37:50.291 --> 01:37:52.583
Forbes was in Dennis's body
during the first round.
1721
01:37:52.583 --> 01:37:54.708
He lied and said it was me.
1722
01:37:54.708 --> 01:37:57.375
- Cyrus is in Dennis's body.
- Fine.
1723
01:37:57.375 --> 01:37:59.166
But he was in Dennis.
1724
01:38:00.666 --> 01:38:02.208
But now there's no suitcase,
1725
01:38:02.208 --> 01:38:04.291
so I guess he's just fucking gone.
1726
01:38:05.083 --> 01:38:07.083
Wait. What?
1727
01:38:08.625 --> 01:38:10.125
Who has the machine now?
1728
01:38:15.000 --> 01:38:15.916
Well...
1729
01:38:29.541 --> 01:38:33.208
Every new body you go into gives you
a new piece of the human condition...
1730
01:38:33.208 --> 01:38:35.125
...and then after a while,
1731
01:38:35.125 --> 01:38:37.291
you just wanna constantly switch.
1732
01:38:54.416 --> 01:38:55.333
Fuck!
1733
01:38:56.708 --> 01:38:57.541
Yeah.
1734
01:38:59.083 --> 01:39:01.791
Cyrus, it was a game.
1735
01:39:02.666 --> 01:39:03.583
It wasn't real.
1736
01:39:04.083 --> 01:39:05.833
No, I'm not fucking cra--
1737
01:39:05.833 --> 01:39:08.333
Don't gaslight me or whatever the fuck...
1738
01:39:08.333 --> 01:39:09.333
Who are you?
1739
01:39:10.166 --> 01:39:11.166
I told you...
1740
01:39:13.166 --> 01:39:14.125
I'm Shelby.
1741
01:39:16.375 --> 01:39:17.208
Prove it.
1742
01:39:24.875 --> 01:39:29.291
Last night, you said you wanted to spend
the rest of your life with me.
1743
01:39:31.166 --> 01:39:35.208
But I didn't believe you because you've
been lying our entire relationship.
1744
01:39:36.250 --> 01:39:39.708
Then somebody came up with a good idea
of how to get the truth out of you.
1745
01:39:39.708 --> 01:39:40.791
Wanna know what I'd do
1746
01:39:40.791 --> 01:39:42.333
if I were in your shoes?
1747
01:39:42.333 --> 01:39:43.708
- What?
- We need to talk.
1748
01:39:43.708 --> 01:39:46.708 line:5%
- If what you really want is Nikki...
- Okay, what do we tell everyone?
1749
01:39:46.708 --> 01:39:48.583
You said that was what you wanted!
1750
01:39:48.583 --> 01:39:51.500 line:5%
- I never said that.
- You said we could make it work.
1751
01:39:51.500 --> 01:39:54.125
You telling me that you wanna marry me,
1752
01:39:54.875 --> 01:39:56.333
but you actually want me
1753
01:39:56.333 --> 01:39:59.416
to spend the rest of my life
in somebody else's body,
1754
01:39:59.416 --> 01:40:02.458
is the last lie
you are ever going to tell me.
1755
01:40:03.458 --> 01:40:04.666
Oh my God.
1756
01:40:06.166 --> 01:40:08.375
Is this 'cause of the fucking wig stuff?
1757
01:40:08.916 --> 01:40:11.583
Is this seriously
'cause of the fucking wig...
1758
01:40:11.583 --> 01:40:13.875
We don't ever have to do it again.
I'm sorry.
1759
01:40:13.875 --> 01:40:16.208
- Can you go talk to them, please?
- Cyrus?
1760
01:40:16.791 --> 01:40:18.583
What you did was wrong.
1761
01:40:19.625 --> 01:40:21.208
It was fucking wrong.
1762
01:40:22.166 --> 01:40:23.625
And you're a shitty person.
1763
01:40:24.125 --> 01:40:28.083
And you deserve to spend the rest
of your miserable existence
1764
01:40:28.083 --> 01:40:31.833
with a rusty shovel
crammed up your fucking ass.
1765
01:40:32.416 --> 01:40:34.250
So fuck on that, bitch!