1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:15,708 --> 00:02:18,208 {\an8}大家好,我只是想稍微拍一下 4 00:02:18,708 --> 00:02:21,291 {\an8}大家都很愛我上次拍的約會影片 5 00:02:21,291 --> 00:02:24,208 {\an8}所以我想談一些話題 6 00:02:24,208 --> 00:02:26,750 {\an8}我常聽到情侶們感情淡掉 7 00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:34,416 有個方法很能幫助我 消除在感情中自滿情緒 8 00:02:34,416 --> 00:02:36,875 老實說,就是嘗試新事物 9 00:02:36,875 --> 00:02:37,958 小可愛,你好 10 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:40,458 其實有一點隨興也沒關係 11 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:42,000 冒一點險也沒關係 12 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,791 如果要重新找到火花 那做點不同嘗試也沒關係 13 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:48,541 我知道這麼做很可怕 我知道感覺起來很困難 14 00:02:48,541 --> 00:02:51,000 因為你不知道該怎麼做 15 00:02:51,541 --> 00:02:53,958 小可愛,你好 16 00:02:53,958 --> 00:02:56,583 別怕增加一點辛辣度 17 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:59,208 我知道冒險有時候很可怕 18 00:02:59,208 --> 00:03:02,708 但你如果想找回火花 可以做一點不同嘗試 19 00:03:02,708 --> 00:03:04,625 可以隨興所至 20 00:03:04,625 --> 00:03:05,791 你可以相信自己 21 00:03:05,791 --> 00:03:07,291 - 你又辣又性感 - 好 22 00:03:07,291 --> 00:03:09,458 你又辣又性感,可能只需要... 23 00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:15,625 ...冒險,可以做一點不同嘗試 24 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:17,333 可以隨興所至 25 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:20,166 做個計畫、起個意,然後好好實踐 26 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:21,208 我知道我的... 27 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:36,583 我以為你去跑步了 28 00:03:38,208 --> 00:03:39,458 你剛才是在... 29 00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:42,083 不是,我只是工作到一半而已 30 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:44,333 - 你確定? - 非常確定 31 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:47,250 - 我沒在幹嘛,我... - 沒關係,我... 32 00:03:47,250 --> 00:03:48,166 我知道沒關係 33 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:49,833 - 我當然可以手淫 - 完全可以 34 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:54,125 我只是想說我們講過 要把性事能量保留給彼此 35 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:55,833 - 對 - 對 36 00:03:55,833 --> 00:03:57,625 - 我不會... - 我想說我們可以... 37 00:03:57,625 --> 00:03:58,958 我不會... 38 00:03:58,958 --> 00:04:01,666 ...試試戴假髮玩 記得我們討論過戴假髮嗎? 39 00:04:03,041 --> 00:04:04,916 原來你真的想那麼做啊? 40 00:04:06,166 --> 00:04:08,166 就...對啊 41 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:10,541 那是你出的主意 42 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:13,458 我知道,我沒察覺...但... 43 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:16,625 確實是啦,沒錯,好 44 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,291 當然 45 00:04:20,541 --> 00:04:21,500 小可愛,你好 46 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:40,958 算了 47 00:04:40,958 --> 00:04:43,208 怎樣? 48 00:04:43,208 --> 00:04:47,083 算了,這樣好了,下次再說吧 49 00:04:47,583 --> 00:04:50,041 那我要先聲明,我想做哦 50 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:52,125 如果你不想做愛,那也沒關係 51 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:55,583 你大可以熱情一點、投入一點 52 00:04:55,583 --> 00:04:58,500 - 我都戴上假髮加全副武裝了耶 - 我真的很想做愛 53 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:01,291 你要我怎樣?演出一整場戲 54 00:05:01,291 --> 00:05:03,166 表現我有多想做愛嗎? 55 00:05:03,166 --> 00:05:05,083 - 我... - 我在努力進入那個心情 56 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:06,208 我以為或許... 57 00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:08,416 我們在吵什麼時候要做愛 58 00:05:08,416 --> 00:05:11,541 我們就順其自然吧 59 00:05:11,541 --> 00:05:15,333 好,賽勒斯 我也不知道自己在想什麼 60 00:05:15,333 --> 00:05:19,083 我跟自己說戴假髮是餿主意 結果還是戴了 61 00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:20,708 你如果不想戴... 62 00:05:20,708 --> 00:05:23,583 你如果不想戴就不必戴啊 63 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:26,125 - 我又沒有逼你 - 天啊,我跟你說 64 00:05:26,708 --> 00:05:29,000 我們可能不該去參加婚禮 65 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:29,916 不 66 00:05:29,916 --> 00:05:31,916 尤其是我們的感情現在變這樣 67 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:32,958 不能取消 68 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:35,208 - 參加會讓我很不自在 - 難得要傳取消簡訊? 69 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:37,125 - 我辦不到 - 我就是不想去 70 00:05:37,125 --> 00:05:38,125 我不想去 71 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:41,666 - 可以別搞臨時取消這種鳥事嗎? - 我們每次都不能照我想要的做 72 00:05:41,666 --> 00:05:45,041 戴假髮是你的主意 我一開始就不想戴 73 00:05:45,041 --> 00:05:47,375 但我還是為你戴了 74 00:05:47,375 --> 00:05:50,625 你如果不想戴假髮,幹嘛還戴? 75 00:05:50,625 --> 00:05:52,000 為什麼要戴? 76 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,583 - 他媽的... - 又沒人逼你... 77 00:05:53,583 --> 00:05:56,833 《開箱靈魂》 78 00:06:01,833 --> 00:06:05,541 {\an8}好期待明天嫁給這個阿宅 #魯菲亞聯姻 79 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:09,416 {\an8}要去看我兄弟結婚 80 00:06:09,416 --> 00:06:12,958 {\an8}#魯菲亞聯姻、#藍寶、#軒尼詩 81 00:06:12,958 --> 00:06:14,541 #感恩、#... 82 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,166 {\an8}天啊,我跟你們說 83 00:06:16,666 --> 00:06:18,708 - 看看我在機場遇到誰 - 你在... 84 00:06:19,541 --> 00:06:21,875 - 你在拍電影嗎? - 我在拍影片,過來打聲招呼 85 00:06:22,458 --> 00:06:25,291 - 打聲招呼吧 - 我忘記帶鼠尾草了 86 00:06:25,291 --> 00:06:27,291 - 你有帶鼠尾草嗎? - 鼠尾草?沒有... 87 00:06:27,291 --> 00:06:29,875 我沒帶鼠尾草,但我有帶其他好貨 88 00:06:30,375 --> 00:06:32,375 {\an8}我不清楚這州的毒品防制法,隨便 89 00:06:32,375 --> 00:06:34,208 #魯菲亞聯姻 90 00:06:35,083 --> 00:06:36,708 {\an8}- 愛上... - 快到了 91 00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:38,333 {\an8}- 閃閃發光表情符號 - 慶祝... 92 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:39,875 {\an8}- 愛意瀰漫 - 這對愛侶 93 00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:41,458 {\an8}- 彩排好讚... - 魯本和蘇菲... 94 00:06:41,458 --> 00:06:42,625 {\an8}新娘表情符號 95 00:06:42,625 --> 00:06:45,541 {\an8}雪寶,記得你跟我說那個IG心理學家 96 00:06:45,541 --> 00:06:49,666 {\an8}說要離開舒適圈、嘗試新事物嗎? 97 00:06:49,666 --> 00:06:50,916 {\an8}例如假髮嗎? 98 00:06:50,916 --> 00:06:53,250 {\an8}我們嘗試新體驗會有好處 99 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:55,791 {\an8}就算不在工作範圍內 100 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:59,666 {\an8}即將重聚 #分享舊照、#魯菲亞聯姻 101 00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:05,625 {\an8}(妮琪) 102 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:13,875 {\an8}- 小可愛,你好 - 火焰表情符號 103 00:07:14,916 --> 00:07:15,791 {\an8}去你的 104 00:07:15,791 --> 00:07:17,083 - 什麼? - 沒事 105 00:07:17,791 --> 00:07:20,458 抱歉,沒事,我有聽到 106 00:07:21,291 --> 00:07:23,791 例如你看到蜘蛛嚇到 107 00:07:24,291 --> 00:07:27,958 然後深呼吸一下 就會發現沒什麼,只是蜘蛛而已 108 00:07:27,958 --> 00:07:30,041 - 小可愛,你好 - 我不用... 109 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:38,833 {\an8}昨晚的事... 110 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:40,333 {\an8}這次要去哪? 111 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:41,833 {\an8}戶外 112 00:07:42,458 --> 00:07:43,916 {\an8}又是這個,#飯店生活 113 00:07:43,916 --> 00:07:45,375 {\an8}- 著迷了 - 我想跟你一樣美 114 00:07:45,375 --> 00:07:47,500 {\an8}- 我願意付出任何代價 - 性感得要命 115 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:58,625 {\an8}準備享樂的一般表情 116 00:07:58,625 --> 00:08:01,000 {\an8}香檳表情符號,#魯菲亞聯姻 117 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,500 {\an8}#公路旅行 118 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:09,666 {\an8}(德米布勒和其他兩人按讚) 119 00:08:09,666 --> 00:08:11,083 {\an8}(刪除) 120 00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:14,291 (您的貼文已刪除) 121 00:08:14,291 --> 00:08:16,833 這樣別人就不會佔你便宜 122 00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:19,291 像是你的牙醫之類的 123 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:36,541 你不覺得蘇菲亞不到場很怪嗎? 124 00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:40,083 不會 125 00:08:40,083 --> 00:08:44,666 我確定魯本一定有跟她說 今晚是我們小圈圈的活動 126 00:08:45,875 --> 00:08:47,916 (#魯菲亞聯姻) 127 00:08:49,416 --> 00:08:52,166 畢竟他們昨晚都做過晚宴彩排了 128 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,875 蘇菲亞的家人都在這陪她 129 00:08:55,875 --> 00:08:57,958 我也不知道 130 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:03,416 我不停想著當魯本的媽有多瘋狂 131 00:09:03,416 --> 00:09:06,166 住在這間房子、舉辦派對 132 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:10,375 把這地方變成裝置藝術 陰道裝置藝術 133 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:12,333 你知道嗎? 134 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:16,833 到了 135 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:20,666 有夠扯的房子 136 00:09:27,416 --> 00:09:31,250 你記得這是魯本媽的實際陰道 137 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:34,083 還是只是抽象陰道? 138 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,000 怎麼了? 139 00:09:36,916 --> 00:09:39,083 - 有隻鳥飛到我臉上 - 什麼? 140 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:42,541 - 有隻臭鳥飛到我臉上 - 你不會有事啦,大概 141 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:44,625 你應該不會有事,好嗎? 142 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:45,958 別難過,寶貝 143 00:09:47,958 --> 00:09:49,083 一定會很有趣 144 00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:52,000 看看大家,一定很酷 145 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:56,583 能來這裡實在不錯 你知道嗎?很不錯 146 00:09:56,583 --> 00:09:58,750 - 你每次都在幹那檔事嗎? - 什麼? 147 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,291 我去跑步的時候 148 00:10:02,541 --> 00:10:04,000 幹嘛現在提這個? 149 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,333 我不知道 那是你紓壓的指定時間嗎? 150 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:08,500 - 你好 - 你好 151 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,708 靠 152 00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:11,500 雪兒碧美女駕到 153 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:12,708 - 過來抱一個 - 你好... 154 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,500 看到你真開心,你好香,真香 155 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:17,875 你好 156 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:19,375 你好嗎? 157 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:23,458 你們敢相信嗎? 魯本竟然要結婚了耶,靠 158 00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:26,208 超扯,真不敢相信,你好嗎? 159 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,000 我過得真的很不錯 160 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,708 一直在進步,懂我意思嗎? 161 00:10:30,708 --> 00:10:32,250 步步高升 162 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:34,666 展開新的篇章,TED演講之類的狗屁 163 00:10:34,666 --> 00:10:36,416 身體上、精神上、情緒上... 164 00:10:36,416 --> 00:10:38,291 - 雪兒碧詹森 - 靈性上 165 00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:41,875 - 你好,我好想你,天啊 - 你好,兄弟,你好嗎? 166 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,666 - 非常好... - 不錯 167 00:10:43,666 --> 00:10:45,541 - 我喜歡你的花刺青 - 謝謝 168 00:10:45,541 --> 00:10:48,291 - 那是蓮花,我在峇里刺的 - 我要去播音樂 169 00:10:48,291 --> 00:10:49,291 代表重生 170 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:53,000 - 我去做佛教禪定了 - 這些刺青太美了 171 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,125 - 你們好嗎? - 很好 172 00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:58,083 - 你們太相襯了 - 天啊 173 00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:02,333 你看起來好可愛 174 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:05,250 謝謝,我喜歡你的上衣,看起來好... 175 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,791 - 妮琪 - 謝謝 176 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:09,500 你好嗎? 177 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:12,041 - 你... - 天啊,恭喜 178 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:14,083 謝...恭喜什麼? 179 00:11:14,791 --> 00:11:15,750 你們結婚了 180 00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:18,750 - 什麼?什麼時候? - 沒有,我們沒結婚 181 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,916 - 那我想到的是誰? - 不知道,別人 182 00:11:20,916 --> 00:11:22,041 那是花生醬嗎? 183 00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:23,791 我以為你跟花生醬品牌合夥 184 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:26,125 不是,是腰果醬,我對花生醬過敏 185 00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:27,500 - 你明明就知道 - 天啊 186 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,666 你跟腰果醬品牌合夥? 187 00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:31,458 不會吧? 188 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,791 - 天... - 天啊 189 00:11:33,791 --> 00:11:35,500 哇靠,丹尼斯 190 00:11:36,958 --> 00:11:39,083 等等,你們結婚了? 191 00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,041 - 妮琪已經問過了? - 他們沒有... 192 00:11:41,041 --> 00:11:43,250 - 你有問嗎? - 布露可先嗨過了 193 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:46,541 天啊,我好迷你的IG,超讚的 194 00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:48,250 - 你好嗎? - 不錯... 195 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,625 - 有隻鳥飛到我臉上 - 什麼? 196 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:51,750 - 不會吧 - 天啊 197 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:53,250 - 你沒事吧? - 剛才嗎? 198 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:55,916 - 會痛嗎? - 你會不會超嫉妒蘇菲亞? 199 00:11:56,500 --> 00:12:00,041 - 不會,怎麼這麼問?你會嗎? - 當然啊,等等 200 00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:05,250 老兄 201 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:13,625 老兄,賽勒斯病毒,過來抱一個 202 00:12:15,416 --> 00:12:18,000 - 我好想你 - 我也很想你 203 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,916 真的 204 00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:20,916 太扯了,你竟然還有這個地方 205 00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:23,208 對啊,我用這裡當免費婚禮場地... 206 00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:26,750 這是什麼鬼? 我都忘記這玩意了,你看看 207 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:29,000 老兄,我很好,我... 208 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,583 我們來了,我們在這... 209 00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:33,583 - 你要結婚了 - 對啊,沒錯 210 00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:36,333 - 心情怎麼樣? - 很好,非常好 211 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,541 - 你過得好嗎? - 我很好,非常好 212 00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:39,500 - 是嗎? - 是啊 213 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:42,375 等等,聽說你邀請了傅布斯? 214 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:43,791 沒錯 215 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:46,375 他會來嗎? 216 00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:49,458 他沒回覆,老兄 217 00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:51,000 等等,傅布斯要來 218 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,416 丹尼斯和傅布斯發生過那種事耶 219 00:12:54,416 --> 00:12:56,291 - 她當時不在場 - 你不在場? 220 00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:57,875 - 那場派對? - 你不在場? 221 00:12:57,875 --> 00:12:59,416 - 她不在場 - 等等 222 00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:02,583 你對傅布斯有什麼印象? 223 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,958 我愛傅布斯 224 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,375 {\an8}他拿新生獎學金,他是天才 225 00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:14,083 {\an8}- 對啦,不過他很怪 - 因為他喜歡辦遊戲之夜? 226 00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:15,458 {\an8}大家都叫他遊戲小子 227 00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:16,958 可是大家叫他遊戲小子 228 00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:19,500 是因為他會暴走、發狂,他很野 229 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,375 不過丹尼斯也很野 230 00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:23,125 沒錯,但傅布斯脾氣不好 231 00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:25,416 沒錯,直接跳到丹尼斯生日派對那晚 232 00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:26,416 魯本的生日派對 233 00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:28,166 總之就是弗萊徹家的那場派對 234 00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:31,583 - 傅布斯被退學的那晚? - 沒錯,傅布斯的堂妹也在場 235 00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:33,166 他妹,是他妹 236 00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:34,916 當時還在讀高中 237 00:13:34,916 --> 00:13:36,500 {\an8}對,叫珍妮絲,對吧? 238 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,500 {\an8}不對,是碧翠絲 239 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,666 {\an8}對,她真的對丹尼斯很癡迷 240 00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:43,750 對...到處說他們是男女朋友 241 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,666 對,但實在很戲劇化 242 00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:48,458 因為那時丹尼斯和妮琪開始有交流 243 00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,208 - 不對,他們在一起 - 是嗎? 244 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,583 對,他們在一起 245 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,666 碧翠絲看到他們在一起,就開始發狂 246 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,750 開始攻擊妮琪 247 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:58,500 狀況越演越烈 搞到傅布斯和丹尼斯大打一架 248 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,208 對啊,兩人互毆,所以後來警察來了 249 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,375 丹尼斯惹上麻煩 250 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,583 因為打架被警察帶走 251 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:06,083 - 等等,什麼? - 對 252 00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,666 然後傅布斯最後被退學了 253 00:14:07,666 --> 00:14:10,291 因為他帶還是高中生的妹妹參加派對 254 00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:12,416 給她酒喝,讓她喝個爛醉 255 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:15,791 對,她最後被送去精神病院 256 00:14:15,791 --> 00:14:18,125 - 這就是傅布斯被退學的原因? - 對 257 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:21,791 我還以為是因為他喝醉 破壞了一堆東西之類的 258 00:14:21,791 --> 00:14:24,250 不是,是因為他讓他妹喝得爛醉 259 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:26,000 搞出了這些史詩級鬧劇 260 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,083 後來傅布斯去了加州 261 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,416 開始當技科技人員 262 00:14:29,416 --> 00:14:31,750 進入科技公司做科技公司的工作 263 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,416 自此再也沒人有他的消息了 264 00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:42,125 不是已經過八年了嗎? 我相信丹尼斯大概... 265 00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:44,958 別再八卦了,現在還不是時候 266 00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:47,166 - 那何時才是時候? - 吃完飯後 267 00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:49,500 我們有紅酒,姊妹們 268 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:52,791 好 269 00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:58,000 如果正常觀看,會是這樣,對吧? 270 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,916 但如果透過有色鏡片看 271 00:15:00,916 --> 00:15:02,458 就會看到裡面有不同東西 272 00:15:02,958 --> 00:15:03,791 靠 273 00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:07,125 - 好美哦 - 給你們看我最喜歡的一張 274 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,041 - 你們看 - 這是你畫的? 275 00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:13,708 簡直可以感覺到那幅畫上散發著寂寞 276 00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:17,458 對啊...靈感基本是來自紅綠藍印刷 277 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:21,625 每次看螢幕時 都會看到各種顏色,對吧? 278 00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:26,125 但其實每種顏色 都只是紅綠藍三種顏色的混合 279 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,541 所以每種顏色 280 00:15:27,541 --> 00:15:30,333 其實都內藏這三種顏色 281 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,833 好酷哦 282 00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:34,125 可以聊聊你竟然還單身有多扯嗎? 283 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,416 - 對啊 - 我? 284 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:38,333 我... 285 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:40,041 - 天啊 - 我不知道 286 00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:42,666 你就是藝術和異國情調的完美組合 就像貓薄荷一樣 287 00:15:42,666 --> 00:15:43,583 我是說... 288 00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:46,125 妮琪,你應該在IG動態裡標記她 289 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:49,041 這樣她就可以從 你的80億粉絲裡精挑細選了 290 00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:52,750 - 你有多少粉絲? - 我沒在注意啦 291 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:55,750 放屁,你很清楚你有多少粉絲 292 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:58,458 既然你在看我的動態 那不如你來告訴我吧 293 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,416 - 我才不屌IG - 我知道你有用IG 294 00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:04,416 - 你有兩個IG帳號 - 我確實是會上去... 295 00:16:17,791 --> 00:16:20,666 - 你說:“誰想看我的IG...” - 沒人想聽 296 00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:22,083 好了... 297 00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:24,708 說到沒人想聽的廢話 298 00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:26,500 我想敬一杯 299 00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:30,666 - 好,來吧 - 一家之主 300 00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:31,583 好 301 00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:35,041 八年前... 302 00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:40,458 他媽的八年前,我媽過世了 303 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,708 我不得不來這裡,她的房子 304 00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:48,750 決定該怎麼處置她的作品跟東西... 305 00:16:51,916 --> 00:16:53,750 我以為那會是我人生最糟糕的週末 306 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:56,666 但後來你們... 307 00:16:58,375 --> 00:16:59,333 還有傅布斯 308 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,541 決定過來陪我,結果成了最棒的週末 309 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:07,291 我知道你們當時都同意 310 00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:09,250 在我婚禮前一晚來到這裡... 311 00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:14,958 但當我說我想跟你們一起度過今晚時 312 00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:19,208 我已經嗨得神智不清了 我不是認真的,所以如果你們可以... 313 00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:21,666 懂嗎?你們可以離開了 314 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,750 閉嘴啦,酒量超爛的傢伙 315 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,791 繼續吧,你說得很棒 316 00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:27,375 繼續說完 317 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:30,583 不過說真的 318 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,625 我希望今晚能夠意義重大 319 00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:38,000 還有... 320 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,958 和你們一起在這 321 00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:45,416 就像和自己人在一起 322 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,958 我有時會覺得我無法... 323 00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:00,791 天啊,那是傅布斯嗎? 324 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,458 是傅布斯耶,寶貝 325 00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:10,958 小傅寶貝 326 00:18:58,708 --> 00:18:59,791 賺錢... 327 00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,583 就賺賺錢而已 328 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,416 遊戲小子來啦 329 00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:11,708 就是以前... 330 00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:13,375 抱歉,我... 331 00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:15,083 你好嗎? 332 00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,000 很好 333 00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:17,500 非常好 334 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,833 是嗎? 335 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,666 你和雪兒碧... 336 00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:25,083 訂婚?沒有,我們沒訂婚 337 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,208 抱歉,我只是... 338 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,916 我一進門大家就在問 339 00:19:30,916 --> 00:19:32,958 她又一直在催我 340 00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:35,583 我只是...還沒準備好 341 00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:38,291 每個人都還是有點... 342 00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:41,791 她整天在說要有新體驗,像是... 343 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:47,166 我也不知道,上週是舞蹈課,社交舞 344 00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:51,958 怎樣?我要變舞者嗎? 345 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,833 根本就不...好像一切都是 346 00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:57,625 像是:“你有感到...” 347 00:19:57,625 --> 00:20:00,000 就像...還是有些不錯的地方... 348 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,250 不過我想重點大概是做決定 349 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:06,000 但我現在的心境 350 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,291 沒辦法讓我覺得可以完全做到 351 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,000 但我不能說出來,總之... 352 00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:15,000 我過得非常不錯 353 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,708 非常非常不錯 354 00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:20,166 我覺得自己非常幸運 355 00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:22,125 那就好 356 00:20:23,416 --> 00:20:24,583 謝啦 357 00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:27,041 裡面有人叫做傅布斯嗎? 358 00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:28,416 有 359 00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:32,750 我有根大麻菸上面寫著你的名字哦 360 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:33,666 好吧 361 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,250 因為重點不只是品牌 362 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:39,375 我跟一個慈善機構合作 會送救濟品到蘇丹的村落 363 00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:41,625 老實說,社群媒體是很了不起的資源 364 00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:44,416 我知道我們不那樣認為,但這是真的 365 00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:45,833 它能讓人連結起來 366 00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:47,875 可以讓大家知道世界上發生的事 367 00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:50,750 它是一個載體,我覺得這很重要 368 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,791 用濾鏡拯救世界哦 369 00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:56,250 拜託,不是每個人都有信託基金 370 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:59,375 小傅寶貝來囉 371 00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:00,333 我不抽 372 00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:01,791 老兄 373 00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:04,916 - 不用了,謝謝 - 真的嗎? 374 00:21:04,916 --> 00:21:06,625 謝謝你過來,老兄 375 00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:08,500 不客氣,我絕對不會錯過 376 00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,541 而且我好期待要見嫂子 377 00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:14,333 她很美,驚為天人 378 00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:16,166 老兄,她還不錯啦 379 00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:21,083 - 過來坐下,一五一十說出來 - 對啊,小傅,今晚感覺如何? 380 00:21:21,666 --> 00:21:23,666 對啊,老兄,你又要縱情狂歡 381 00:21:23,666 --> 00:21:25,583 大搞破壞嗎? 382 00:21:27,541 --> 00:21:28,375 對 383 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,125 你知道的 384 00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:35,750 我們並不知道 385 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:44,666 我也說不上來 我就是環遊世界,賺賺錢而已 386 00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:47,666 屌 387 00:21:47,666 --> 00:21:50,333 你現在是企業家之類的嗎? 388 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:52,041 那個... 389 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:54,250 那個手提箱裝的就是那個嗎? 390 00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:58,666 你提到我們今晚可能會玩遊戲 391 00:21:58,666 --> 00:22:01,750 - 你還想玩遊戲嗎? - 想,我今晚想玩遊戲 392 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:05,583 如果你們還沒準備好 那我可以先收起來,我們可以... 393 00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:08,041 - 我很想玩幾場遊戲 - 我要,我想玩 394 00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:10,625 - 我現在茫得恰到好處 - 我想玩 395 00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:15,625 好,那我在打開這個箱子前先說 396 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:20,125 這是那種“禁止外傳”的玩意 397 00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:23,250 所以別拿出手機之類的,好嗎? 398 00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:26,708 兄弟,那等於是叫妮琪不准呼吸 399 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:29,333 丹尼斯,你好會搞笑哦 400 00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:36,958 我們團隊研發了這個東西五年 401 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,750 我當然可以解釋給你們聽 402 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:43,541 但我認為最好的理解方法 403 00:22:43,541 --> 00:22:46,083 就是讓你們直接嘗試 404 00:22:51,083 --> 00:22:51,916 好 405 00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:00,166 (拍立得) 406 00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:09,333 每個人各拿一個 407 00:23:09,833 --> 00:23:11,666 - 魯本 - 這是什麼? 408 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:13,958 雪兒碧 409 00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:15,041 這是什麼? 410 00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:16,708 丹尼斯、妮琪 411 00:23:17,208 --> 00:23:20,250 - 瑪雅、布露可、賽勒斯 - 我還以為會是桌遊 412 00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:21,875 這些是我的 413 00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:26,083 好,準備好了 414 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,250 你們要拿這些電極 415 00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:34,875 像這樣貼在太陽穴上 416 00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:38,083 你是認真的嗎? 417 00:23:39,041 --> 00:23:40,666 別擔心,我也會照做 418 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,458 - 好 - 好 419 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:47,958 會怎麼... 420 00:23:49,416 --> 00:23:50,541 會怎麼... 421 00:23:51,041 --> 00:23:52,791 完全不會痛,我發誓 422 00:23:55,833 --> 00:23:56,666 好 423 00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,708 等等,傅布斯,那是什麼? 424 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:04,291 只是一次20秒的體驗 就這樣,我保證 425 00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:13,041 好,準備好了嗎? 426 00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:18,250 那就是他們最後聽到的一句話 427 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:19,500 該死 428 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,458 萬一傅布斯亂搞那些電線,但... 429 00:24:22,458 --> 00:24:25,083 結果什麼事都沒發生 430 00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:28,125 請各位繼續貼著電極 431 00:24:28,125 --> 00:24:29,750 - 搞屁啊? - 不 432 00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,833 - 深呼吸,沒事的 - 賽勒斯? 433 00:24:31,833 --> 00:24:33,500 - 兄弟 - 賽勒斯,這是怎麼回事? 434 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,500 - 搞屁啊? - 賽勒斯? 435 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:37,125 - 媽的 - 我在那裡耶 436 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:40,666 搞屁啊?這到底是怎麼回事? 437 00:24:40,666 --> 00:24:43,541 - 幹 - 三、二... 438 00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:44,875 一 439 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:48,833 天啊 440 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,250 搞屁啊? 441 00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:56,666 搞屁啊? 442 00:24:58,416 --> 00:24:59,416 很迷幻吧? 443 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:00,958 靠 444 00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:03,583 幹 445 00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:06,166 妮琪...我剛才在你體內,實在是... 446 00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:07,625 等等,太不可思議了 447 00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:09,416 靠,兄弟,他媽的 448 00:25:09,416 --> 00:25:11,375 - 幹 - 沒事了 449 00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:14,208 - 我剛才在布露可體內,我在你體內 - 天啊 450 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,208 傅布斯,這是什麼鬼? 451 00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:18,583 用你的身體呼吸 452 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:20,000 搞屁啊? 453 00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:22,125 你剛才在我體內? 454 00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:27,416 太瘋狂了 455 00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:30,958 剛才究竟發生了什麼事? 456 00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:35,541 我剛才在你體內 457 00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:37,208 你剛才在我體內? 458 00:25:37,791 --> 00:25:38,666 我剛才在你體內 459 00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:40,791 搞屁啊? 460 00:25:44,708 --> 00:25:46,666 聽著,我懂,這種事不好消化 461 00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:50,375 但其實比你們想的簡單 462 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,875 我連該怎麼想都不知道 463 00:25:57,750 --> 00:26:02,375 如果把大腦想成硬碟 464 00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:05,541 那這就會傳輸檔案 465 00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:09,666 有多少人做過這個? 466 00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:13,458 比你想的還要多 467 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:15,416 什麼意思? 468 00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:20,041 我的團隊 469 00:26:20,791 --> 00:26:21,875 一些朋友 470 00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:24,875 你知道的 471 00:26:26,958 --> 00:26:29,041 你拿這玩意到底要做什麼? 472 00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:34,041 這部分我真的不能說 473 00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:37,541 嚴格來說這是絕對機密 474 00:26:37,541 --> 00:26:41,250 不是,我是說你今晚 拿這個來這要做什麼? 475 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:46,333 如果是絕對機密 那你為什麼要帶來參加派對? 476 00:26:51,041 --> 00:26:53,708 老實說,我... 477 00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:58,583 收到邀請實在很驚訝 478 00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:02,583 我很驚訝你們會想找我來 479 00:27:02,583 --> 00:27:04,333 我當然會想找你來 480 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,583 我們都想找你來 481 00:27:08,708 --> 00:27:09,541 謝謝 482 00:27:11,041 --> 00:27:11,875 真的嗎? 483 00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:13,541 - 真的 - 真的 484 00:27:13,541 --> 00:27:15,666 - 嗯,我是說... - 好,那就... 485 00:27:16,291 --> 00:27:18,750 我只是在想我們上次在這時 486 00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:24,208 玩了《黑手黨》 《狼人殺》之類的遊戲 487 00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:26,625 對啊,《狼人殺》 488 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:28,208 是《黑手黨》 489 00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:32,250 老實說,我們團隊其實花了很多時間 490 00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:36,083 用機器玩那種遊戲 491 00:27:38,416 --> 00:27:39,416 什麼意思? 492 00:27:42,291 --> 00:27:46,791 我們聚在一起,隨機交換身體 493 00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:51,583 遊戲要猜猜看誰在誰體內 494 00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:57,875 不過我們已經很久沒見面了 495 00:27:57,875 --> 00:28:01,583 今天又是你們團聚之夜 所以別為我改變計畫,我們可以... 496 00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:02,541 來玩吧 497 00:28:06,750 --> 00:28:08,416 我超有興趣,老兄 498 00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:13,333 我也是 499 00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:15,916 我是說... 500 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,833 我們今晚聚在一起不是巧合 501 00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:21,916 對吧? 502 00:28:22,458 --> 00:28:24,875 - 你們真的想玩這玩意? - 什麼意思? 503 00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:27,208 - 你真的想玩? - 我就是要玩 504 00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:28,916 - 我們要體驗一下 - 幹 505 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:31,833 - 我知道,因為... - 我覺得會很好玩,我覺得會... 506 00:28:31,833 --> 00:28:34,708 我們何時會有機會做這種事? 507 00:28:34,708 --> 00:28:36,333 這算是有趣的培養感情體驗 508 00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:39,916 - 今晚主角是你,你想玩這個... - 就像轉世一樣,對吧? 509 00:28:39,916 --> 00:28:42,500 傅布斯,這會危險嗎? 510 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:44,375 你怎麼能確定這麼做安全? 511 00:28:45,250 --> 00:28:47,958 別擔心,完全安全,沒有副作用 512 00:28:49,791 --> 00:28:52,291 別擔心,完全安全,沒有副作... 513 00:28:56,708 --> 00:28:57,541 老兄 514 00:28:58,458 --> 00:28:59,375 夠了哦 515 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:02,125 - 傅布斯? - 傅布斯 516 00:29:02,125 --> 00:29:03,583 - 傅布斯 - 別玩了 517 00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:05,125 - 傅布斯 - 怎麼了? 518 00:29:05,125 --> 00:29:06,833 - 傅布斯? - 天啊 519 00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:08,708 - 傅布斯? - 傅布斯! 520 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:10,875 傅布斯? 521 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:12,583 天啊,出事了 522 00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:15,208 完全沒事,我沒事 523 00:29:15,208 --> 00:29:17,458 - 天啊 - 拜託哦 524 00:29:17,458 --> 00:29:19,875 - 傅布斯,你搞屁啊? - 搞屁啊? 525 00:29:20,708 --> 00:29:23,833 - 你他媽的混蛋 - 他媽的 526 00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:25,333 真的要玩嗎? 527 00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:28,291 - 嚇死我了 - 你一點都沒變耶,老兄 528 00:29:28,291 --> 00:29:30,208 - 你他媽的神經病 - 我好愛你 529 00:29:30,208 --> 00:29:32,833 天啊,拜託哦 530 00:29:32,833 --> 00:29:35,583 這會是最棒的一夜 531 00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:37,791 最棒的一夜 532 00:29:37,791 --> 00:29:39,458 - 你去過夏威夷 - 對 533 00:29:39,958 --> 00:29:41,166 我其實... 534 00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:43,750 他沒告訴任何人就做了 535 00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:45,416 這讓我非常介意 536 00:29:45,916 --> 00:29:47,666 我不明白你怎麼能這麼冷靜 537 00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:50,875 聽著,如果你不想玩,那我也不玩 538 00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:55,541 別讓我為了掃你的興而感到愧疚 539 00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:59,291 我沒有啊,但你要坐在旁邊 看大家自己玩嗎? 540 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:04,666 雪寶,我們每次都在說 要共同體驗,對吧? 541 00:30:05,750 --> 00:30:07,416 這就可以是我們一起做的事 542 00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:11,250 說不定會非常好玩 543 00:30:14,416 --> 00:30:15,458 - 好吧 - 好嗎? 544 00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:17,708 - 好嗎?來玩吧 - 好 545 00:30:17,708 --> 00:30:19,875 - 好啦 - 好 546 00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:22,583 - 雖然很嚇人,但沒關係 - 我知道 547 00:30:22,583 --> 00:30:24,583 - 我玩 - 好,可以嗎? 548 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:30,458 好,遊戲規則如下 549 00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:35,750 每個人都拍一張可愛的拍立得 550 00:30:37,041 --> 00:30:38,291 在遊戲途中 551 00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:41,625 {\an8}任何人隨時都能猜誰在誰體內 552 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:45,000 {\an8}如果有人猜中你是誰 553 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,750 {\an8}你就要把自己的照片貼身上 然後那回合就輸了 554 00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:51,041 {\an8}如果有人猜錯 555 00:30:51,041 --> 00:30:54,250 {\an8}就必須揭露自己的身分 然後就出局了 556 00:30:55,416 --> 00:30:58,083 但要怎麼阻止大家說謊? 557 00:30:58,083 --> 00:31:01,500 我會知道每個人是誰 因為機器會由我設定 558 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,625 好,所以你就像地下城主,對吧? 559 00:31:04,541 --> 00:31:06,541 等等,但你這樣就贏定了啊 560 00:31:07,416 --> 00:31:10,541 不對,因為地下城主不能一起猜 561 00:31:10,541 --> 00:31:12,458 也不能贏 562 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,041 還有問題嗎? 563 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:16,666 我有 564 00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:20,250 如果我跑進魯本體內 那講黑開頭那個詞就無所謂嗎? 565 00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:22,541 - 天啊 - 你最好會在意啦 566 00:31:22,541 --> 00:31:26,166 不是,我會好好扮演角色 為了玩這個遊戲嘛,幹 567 00:31:26,166 --> 00:31:27,708 - 靠 - 會維持多久? 568 00:31:29,041 --> 00:31:31,416 每回合結束就會換回來了 569 00:31:31,416 --> 00:31:36,166 或是我身為地下城主 隨時都可以結束該回合 570 00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:37,083 好 571 00:31:37,583 --> 00:31:39,625 不想玩的話可以不要玩 572 00:31:39,625 --> 00:31:41,625 我們不會逼你玩 573 00:31:41,625 --> 00:31:43,041 - 賽勒斯會 - 別亂說 574 00:31:43,041 --> 00:31:46,250 說明機器的運作原理給你聽 會讓你比較舒坦嗎? 575 00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:48,583 不用,我沒事 576 00:31:49,083 --> 00:31:50,500 - 謝謝 - 好 577 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,958 - 我準備好了 - 好 578 00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:55,583 那遊戲準備開始,三... 579 00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:56,583 天啊 580 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:01,333 三 581 00:32:02,708 --> 00:32:03,541 二 582 00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:05,708 一 583 00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:26,583 (第一回合) 584 00:32:34,916 --> 00:32:36,708 天啊 585 00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:42,833 好,我要猜雪兒碧在布露可體內 586 00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:45,125 對 587 00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:46,041 雪兒碧 588 00:32:47,833 --> 00:32:48,666 你還好嗎? 589 00:32:51,583 --> 00:32:52,416 嗯 590 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,708 其實感覺還不錯 591 00:32:56,708 --> 00:33:00,875 等等,她現在飄飄然 是因為布露可本來就飄飄然嗎? 592 00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:03,416 {\an8}太厲害了 593 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:04,375 {\an8}(雪兒碧) 594 00:33:50,666 --> 00:33:52,708 (瑪雅、魯本) 595 00:33:57,041 --> 00:34:00,708 {\an8}(賽勒斯) 596 00:34:07,916 --> 00:34:10,916 {\an8}我一定能猜出你們誰是魯本 597 00:34:10,916 --> 00:34:13,625 {\an8}怎麼猜?你要偷看他手機之類的嗎? 598 00:34:13,625 --> 00:34:15,125 - 靠 - 天啊 599 00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,375 - 好耶 - 很好 600 00:34:16,375 --> 00:34:18,458 掏出來... 601 00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:20,250 喂!你在幹嘛? 602 00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:21,916 你搞屁啊? 603 00:34:21,916 --> 00:34:23,791 - 不好笑 - 只是個遊戲而已 604 00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:26,958 真他媽的種族歧視 605 00:34:38,666 --> 00:34:40,666 靠,你真該看看自己的表情 606 00:34:40,666 --> 00:34:41,958 我是在鬧你啦 607 00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:44,708 我在鬧你,沒事啦,兄弟 608 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:45,750 沒事 609 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,625 別在意,只是玩遊戲罷了 610 00:34:47,625 --> 00:34:50,833 {\an8}請記錄下來,魯本在賽勒斯體內 611 00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:51,833 {\an8}不過說真的 612 00:34:51,833 --> 00:34:53,750 {\an8}(魯本) 613 00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:55,666 {\an8}別把我的老二掏出來 614 00:34:58,041 --> 00:34:58,958 對啊,老兄 615 00:34:59,708 --> 00:35:00,833 瑪雅 616 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:02,541 是瑪雅,我確定 617 00:35:02,541 --> 00:35:03,458 什麼? 618 00:35:04,083 --> 00:35:05,166 搞屁啊? 619 00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:07,291 {\an8}對,瑪雅在妮琪體內 620 00:35:07,291 --> 00:35:08,208 {\an8}(瑪雅) 621 00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:11,250 {\an8}- 混蛋 - 除了你,沒人會說“老兄”,老兄 622 00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:12,791 太漫不經心了,老兄 623 00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:15,625 雪寶,你可能不該抽太多 624 00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:18,000 “雪寶” 625 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:19,958 {\an8}賽勒斯在丹尼斯體內 626 00:35:19,958 --> 00:35:20,875 {\an8}(賽勒斯) 627 00:35:20,875 --> 00:35:21,916 {\an8}好啦 628 00:35:41,291 --> 00:35:42,416 兄弟 629 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:48,083 傅布斯 630 00:35:50,291 --> 00:35:53,166 等等,我以為你才是傅布斯 631 00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:02,416 你為什麼說你是我? 632 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,000 其實沒關係啦 只是現在大家都以為我是你 633 00:36:11,625 --> 00:36:12,583 好像我... 634 00:36:13,166 --> 00:36:14,791 我...我不... 635 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:17,833 沒關係... 636 00:36:20,416 --> 00:36:25,500 你之前提到新機會... 637 00:36:29,666 --> 00:36:30,625 傅布斯 638 00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:49,666 有夠扯的房子 639 00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:19,375 小傅 640 00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:22,583 你在做什麼? 641 00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:28,291 我想搞清楚 金髮妞是不是真的過得比較爽 642 00:37:29,583 --> 00:37:30,458 真的嗎? 643 00:37:38,458 --> 00:37:40,583 {\an8}小傅,你有女友嗎? 644 00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:44,583 沒有... 645 00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:50,333 我有男友 646 00:37:51,583 --> 00:37:52,458 是嗎? 647 00:37:53,916 --> 00:37:58,083 {\an8}他會來參加婚禮嗎? 648 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:05,083 你知道魯本和我曾在一起嗎? 649 00:38:08,666 --> 00:38:09,541 知道 650 00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:14,583 現在他要結婚了 651 00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:23,708 {\an8}但你不是魯本 652 00:38:25,791 --> 00:38:29,083 你希望我是嗎? 653 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,541 這個遊戲有點性感 654 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:52,791 你現在還會想我嗎? 655 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:55,625 會 656 00:38:58,375 --> 00:38:59,458 告訴我 657 00:38:59,458 --> 00:39:01,375 我時時刻刻都在想你 658 00:39:04,958 --> 00:39:06,583 你和她在一起時會想我嗎? 659 00:39:09,166 --> 00:39:10,458 你不知道我有多想 660 00:39:14,041 --> 00:39:15,375 那就為我離開她 661 00:39:16,666 --> 00:39:17,541 說出來 662 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,500 我會為你離開她 663 00:39:22,208 --> 00:39:23,833 我會為你拋下一切 664 00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:25,041 幹 665 00:39:25,041 --> 00:39:27,541 - 你沒事吧? - 沒事,我沒事 666 00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:29,708 這裡好像有碎玻璃之類的東西 667 00:39:30,250 --> 00:39:31,666 我沒事 668 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:33,833 我沒事,沒事 669 00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:37,916 你們沒事吧? 670 00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:41,250 沒事,我們... 671 00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:43,333 我們沒事 672 00:39:55,541 --> 00:39:57,416 {\an8}實在太瘋狂了 673 00:39:58,666 --> 00:40:02,500 {\an8}我們才剛做了那種事 然後我就看到自己 674 00:40:04,416 --> 00:40:07,666 {\an8}我的身體走進來說了一些話 675 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:11,916 {\an8}對啊,太迷幻了 676 00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:15,541 誰在我體內? 677 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:17,625 我不知道 678 00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:20,625 你怎麼會不知道? 不是每個人都是你設定的嗎? 679 00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:22,458 我有寫下來 680 00:40:27,416 --> 00:40:30,000 {\an8}- 我要走了 - 好,現在嗎? 681 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,458 你不想再多待一下嗎? 682 00:40:37,208 --> 00:40:39,583 這就是你想玩這個遊戲的原因嗎? 683 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,500 - 這也太變態了吧 - 什麼?不是 684 00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:45,916 你十秒前才說這個遊戲很性感 685 00:40:45,916 --> 00:40:48,750 你說這個遊戲很性感,還... 686 00:40:51,291 --> 00:40:55,333 靈魂出竅在佛眼中是客觀評判 687 00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:59,291 我不... 688 00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:00,583 天啊 689 00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:03,875 我是在學魯本,我剛才是在學魯本 690 00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:06,916 不過我現在是傅布斯,我... 691 00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:10,875 我是傅布斯布隆奎斯 692 00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:38,791 當然啊 693 00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:42,416 - 再幫我轉一次 - 要來囉 694 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,333 是我耶 695 00:41:46,333 --> 00:41:49,333 那是我,寶貝 696 00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:50,583 是傅布斯 697 00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:53,000 傅布斯,你好 698 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,541 雪兒碧,怎麼了?突然想跳舞? 699 00:41:57,541 --> 00:41:58,625 你真是天才 700 00:41:58,625 --> 00:42:02,291 我不得不說我本來有點緊張 但這遊戲太讚了 701 00:42:02,291 --> 00:42:03,458 不可思議 702 00:42:03,458 --> 00:42:05,416 - 對啊... - 你喜歡跳舞嗎? 703 00:42:05,416 --> 00:42:07,333 我的賽勒斯從不跟我跳舞 704 00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:08,250 我... 705 00:42:09,416 --> 00:42:12,375 我確定他會,他應該會 706 00:42:12,375 --> 00:42:14,875 不會,他有時候真的很掃興 707 00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:18,625 “我不想跳舞,我想打電玩” 708 00:42:19,125 --> 00:42:21,375 是色情片 709 00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:25,000 - 不對...在他的筆電上 - 像這樣嗎? 710 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,375 - 在做愛前還後? - 哪來的做愛 711 00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:30,125 - 兩位 - 不行,這樣不行 712 00:42:30,125 --> 00:42:32,708 - 我們換掉吧,我們換回來 - 拜託哦 713 00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:33,666 我覺得該換了 714 00:42:33,666 --> 00:42:36,458 待在別人體內太久不好 715 00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:38,833 - 這樣... - 你的臉要這樣... 716 00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:41,125 - 雪兒碧,別進來,我在工作... - 這... 717 00:42:41,125 --> 00:42:42,708 - 對... - 可以拜託別再鬧了嗎? 718 00:42:42,708 --> 00:42:44,291 他媽的別鬧了 719 00:42:44,875 --> 00:42:46,125 我有聽錯嗎? 720 00:42:46,791 --> 00:42:48,875 你確定每個人的位置都對嗎? 721 00:42:48,875 --> 00:42:49,791 一切都安排好了 722 00:42:50,291 --> 00:42:51,625 沒事啦,都準備好了 723 00:42:55,291 --> 00:42:56,541 好了,各位 724 00:42:57,250 --> 00:43:00,000 準備回到自己的無聊身體吧 725 00:43:01,250 --> 00:43:03,625 三、二、一 726 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,083 {\an8}- 天啊 - 天啊 727 00:43:13,083 --> 00:43:14,791 {\an8}我的白人特權回來囉 728 00:43:16,916 --> 00:43:17,916 幹 729 00:43:18,583 --> 00:43:19,500 靠 730 00:43:20,666 --> 00:43:22,375 {\an8}- 感恩!靠 - 你玩得開心嗎? 731 00:43:22,375 --> 00:43:24,250 {\an8}- 你玩得開心嗎? - 開心,超狂的 732 00:43:24,250 --> 00:43:28,083 第二回合... 733 00:43:33,041 --> 00:43:36,458 各位,我其實有點累了 734 00:43:36,458 --> 00:43:37,375 不要啦 735 00:43:37,375 --> 00:43:38,958 - 什麼? - 傅布斯,別這樣 736 00:43:38,958 --> 00:43:41,083 這好好玩,我們想再玩一次 737 00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:42,833 真的,看到自己的時候 738 00:43:42,833 --> 00:43:46,208 真的從外界看到自己,就像... 739 00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:47,833 - 更有潛力 - 沒錯 740 00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:50,833 當你看著別人 看到他們看不到的潛力 741 00:43:51,583 --> 00:43:53,541 - 會讓人上癮 - 對 742 00:43:53,541 --> 00:43:55,916 根本沒毒品比得上 743 00:43:55,916 --> 00:43:57,750 進入別人體內的爽度 744 00:43:57,750 --> 00:43:58,666 - 對 - 對 745 00:43:58,666 --> 00:44:00,041 你進入的每個身體 746 00:44:00,041 --> 00:44:02,416 都會給你一種人生百態 747 00:44:02,416 --> 00:44:03,583 沒錯 748 00:44:03,583 --> 00:44:05,958 一段時間後,你就會想不停轉換 749 00:44:05,958 --> 00:44:08,625 - 天啊 - 所以你才會想不停轉換 750 00:44:08,625 --> 00:44:12,208 傅布斯,但就連這個遊戲也很重要 751 00:44:12,208 --> 00:44:14,916 玩這個遊戲,變成不同種族 752 00:44:14,916 --> 00:44:17,375 能改變人們的世界觀,這非同小可 753 00:44:17,375 --> 00:44:20,541 玩這遊戲半小時 也不會讓你變成馬爾科姆X 754 00:44:20,541 --> 00:44:23,208 謝謝哦,“想說黑開頭字眼”的先生 755 00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:26,333 - 天啊 - 反正你根本不懂馬爾科姆 756 00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:29,333 我真的覺得很好,我玩得很開心 757 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:30,666 - 你玩得開心嗎? - 開心 758 00:44:30,666 --> 00:44:33,166 為什麼會那麼好玩? 有什麼特別原因嗎? 759 00:44:33,166 --> 00:44:37,416 有特別哪件事 讓你覺得特別好玩嗎?還是... 760 00:44:37,416 --> 00:44:39,541 沒有,我就是玩得很開心 761 00:44:41,083 --> 00:44:43,583 天啊,真的很好玩,非常好玩 762 00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:47,291 很高興你玩得很開心 763 00:44:47,791 --> 00:44:49,166 對啊,你說得對 764 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,666 太好了,真是... 765 00:45:03,708 --> 00:45:05,166 傅布斯 766 00:45:06,333 --> 00:45:07,375 你好嗎? 767 00:45:07,375 --> 00:45:08,833 你好,你好嗎? 768 00:45:08,833 --> 00:45:11,125 很好,非常好,靠 769 00:45:11,666 --> 00:45:16,416 老兄,我在你體內時,我看著鏡子 770 00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:18,166 我想:“靠,兄弟 771 00:45:18,166 --> 00:45:21,625 傅布斯和我從大學後 好像就沒說過話了” 772 00:45:21,625 --> 00:45:23,458 - 是 - 太扯了,兄弟 773 00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:26,833 對啊,兄弟 774 00:45:28,958 --> 00:45:30,541 聽著,我說真的 775 00:45:34,125 --> 00:45:35,000 我感到很愧疚 776 00:45:36,708 --> 00:45:38,541 我們倆都很愧疚 777 00:45:39,958 --> 00:45:40,875 兄弟,我們... 778 00:45:41,458 --> 00:45:43,250 我們那晚說的那些爛話 779 00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:46,291 要是知道會害你被退學 我們絕對不會說出來,兄弟 780 00:45:46,291 --> 00:45:48,791 - 還有... - 什麼意思? 781 00:45:48,791 --> 00:45:49,791 “我們”是誰? 782 00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:51,625 魯本和我,兄弟 783 00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:54,958 我不是要代替他說話之類的... 784 00:45:54,958 --> 00:45:56,791 不會,你沒事,但... 785 00:45:56,791 --> 00:45:58,458 但連魯本也有份? 786 00:45:59,375 --> 00:46:02,000 不是啦,兄弟,只是他說的那些話... 787 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,458 我們對校長或什麼人說的那些話 788 00:46:07,541 --> 00:46:10,791 那些狗屁,和你妹搞出的那些鬧劇 789 00:46:10,791 --> 00:46:11,833 我... 790 00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:16,666 兄弟,我們當年就是無腦年輕人 791 00:46:16,666 --> 00:46:19,750 腦袋空空之類的,然後... 792 00:46:21,958 --> 00:46:23,541 對,我... 793 00:46:24,875 --> 00:46:26,875 我只是想確定我們之間沒芥蒂 794 00:46:28,625 --> 00:46:31,791 你、我、魯本、碧翠絲 795 00:46:32,291 --> 00:46:33,250 我們全部 796 00:46:34,666 --> 00:46:35,500 沒事 797 00:46:36,416 --> 00:46:37,541 沒事,當然沒芥蒂 798 00:46:38,041 --> 00:46:41,916 第二回合... 799 00:46:44,375 --> 00:46:46,041 好,我還能再玩一回合 800 00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:48,208 讚啦 801 00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:51,666 機器還能再玩一回 然後就得充電24小時 802 00:46:51,666 --> 00:46:53,333 我這回合要大騙特騙了 803 00:46:53,333 --> 00:46:57,000 全力以赴,拿出好萊塢等級演技 804 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,291 還能跟我說運作原理嗎? 805 00:46:59,291 --> 00:47:00,500 - 好 - 真的嗎? 806 00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:04,833 不好意思,我不是想掃興 但我這回合還是不參加好了 807 00:47:04,833 --> 00:47:06,291 我有點頭痛 808 00:47:06,916 --> 00:47:10,000 俗話說頭痛最好的解藥 就是換個新身體 809 00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:12,291 但這樣我們有人就會頭痛,然後... 810 00:47:12,291 --> 00:47:15,083 我們應該都能應付一點小頭痛啦 811 00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:17,416 - 你可以不要來這套嗎? - 哪套? 812 00:47:17,416 --> 00:47:20,458 - 寶貝,你沒事吧? - 沒事,抱歉,只是... 813 00:47:20,458 --> 00:47:22,791 好吧,沒有他我們也能玩 傅布斯,對吧? 814 00:47:22,791 --> 00:47:24,958 我覺得你跟我上一回合虧大了 815 00:47:24,958 --> 00:47:27,625 我們根本還沒進入角色,你知道嗎? 816 00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:30,458 一眼就能看出你上回合 在傅布斯體內,所以... 817 00:47:30,458 --> 00:47:31,625 真的嗎? 818 00:47:31,625 --> 00:47:33,500 真的,你說“漫不經心” 819 00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:36,791 沒人會在正常講話時 說出“漫不經心”這種詞 820 00:47:36,791 --> 00:47:38,375 除非是有過度補償心理 821 00:47:38,375 --> 00:47:41,333 我大概不像你那麼會假裝成別人吧 822 00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:44,041 - 真的嗎?看起來你很擅長啊 - 夠了,兩位 823 00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:46,333 真的嗎?你想說什麼? 824 00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:48,125 你講話幹嘛像在拍饒舌影片? 825 00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:49,958 - 你說“饒舌影片”? - 好了啦 826 00:47:49,958 --> 00:47:51,750 - 沒事啦,兄弟 - 隨時都這樣 827 00:47:51,750 --> 00:47:52,833 別激動 828 00:47:53,416 --> 00:47:56,375 我不是要幫任何人說話 我也覺得他很煩 829 00:47:56,375 --> 00:47:59,791 我只是要說你很愛發飆 一點都不願意放下 830 00:47:59,791 --> 00:48:01,208 - 這很不健康 - 明明就很健康 831 00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:02,625 放下才不健康 832 00:48:02,625 --> 00:48:05,625 你從來沒學到教訓 不停讓別人佔你便宜 833 00:48:05,625 --> 00:48:07,250 一次又一次,像是那個牙醫 834 00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:08,250 拜託哦 835 00:48:08,250 --> 00:48:11,000 - 那正是最好的例子... - 我該怎麼跟她說? 836 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,208 我不知道,“喂,你做的事是錯的 837 00:48:14,208 --> 00:48:17,000 大錯特錯,你是爛人 838 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,958 你這輩子就該活得悽慘悲哀 839 00:48:19,958 --> 00:48:22,250 拿根生鏽鐵鍬塞進你屁眼 840 00:48:22,250 --> 00:48:24,625 去死吧,賤人” 841 00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:29,125 那你怎麼不出去跟丹尼斯說 好讓你舒坦一點? 842 00:48:29,125 --> 00:48:30,583 是喔,我才不要... 843 00:48:32,208 --> 00:48:33,041 聽著... 844 00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:36,458 傅布斯之前騙人 845 00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:38,458 他之前說他是我 846 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:40,333 什麼? 847 00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:43,958 在上一回合,我是魯本 848 00:48:44,833 --> 00:48:47,458 - 但傅布斯說他是我 - 寶貝,這是遊戲 849 00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:49,833 我對這遊戲的看法不太好,好嗎? 850 00:48:49,833 --> 00:48:52,125 你一個小時前還想說服我玩這個遊戲 851 00:48:52,125 --> 00:48:54,708 現在我玩得很開心 你卻開始質疑了? 852 00:48:55,375 --> 00:48:58,166 - 寶貝,這樣不公平 - 好啦... 853 00:48:59,750 --> 00:49:00,583 好啦 854 00:49:03,291 --> 00:49:05,416 那我們約定一個暗號吧,好嗎? 855 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:10,208 安排暗號就能知道我們在誰體內了 856 00:49:10,208 --> 00:49:11,125 為什麼? 857 00:49:12,708 --> 00:49:16,083 要是他們...我們...如果那個科技... 858 00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:17,625 如果你... 859 00:49:17,625 --> 00:49:20,083 - 有緊急情況... - 好啦,隨便 860 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:23,833 好,那就用...等等,就這樣... 861 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,375 - 你... - 好 862 00:49:26,375 --> 00:49:29,083 - 不對,不能做得太明顯 - 好 863 00:49:29,083 --> 00:49:31,166 更細微一點,你得... 864 00:49:31,666 --> 00:49:33,625 - 就是這樣,沒錯 - 好 865 00:49:33,625 --> 00:49:36,041 - 別對我大聲 - 我沒有對你大聲 866 00:49:40,958 --> 00:49:42,791 那個要接這裡 867 00:49:42,791 --> 00:49:45,208 我懂了,有道理 868 00:49:45,208 --> 00:49:47,500 好,你覺得呢,準備開始了嗎? 869 00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:48,416 好 870 00:49:48,416 --> 00:49:50,500 - 是這顆按鈕吧? - 就是那顆 871 00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:52,083 開關要一直關著? 872 00:49:52,083 --> 00:49:53,500 那是鳥影 873 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:55,750 - 大家準備好了嗎? - 那不是好運的意思嗎? 874 00:49:55,750 --> 00:49:57,541 - 好的 - 是超級好運 875 00:49:58,375 --> 00:49:59,208 三 876 00:49:59,916 --> 00:50:00,791 二 877 00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:02,375 一 878 00:50:40,208 --> 00:50:45,208 (第二回合) 879 00:50:53,125 --> 00:50:53,958 氣氛 880 00:50:54,458 --> 00:50:56,458 螺旋表情符號... 881 00:50:57,166 --> 00:50:59,083 眼花... 882 00:50:59,083 --> 00:51:00,666 親... 883 00:51:03,041 --> 00:51:04,291 (新貼文) 884 00:51:11,375 --> 00:51:12,708 小可愛,你好 885 00:51:15,791 --> 00:51:16,958 小可愛,你好 886 00:51:21,166 --> 00:51:22,250 小可愛,你好 887 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,208 {\an8}(1498人按讚) 888 00:51:39,208 --> 00:51:40,208 {\an8}天啊 889 00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:41,833 {\an8}- 性感 - 嫁給我 890 00:51:41,833 --> 00:51:43,541 {\an8}- 我突然好渴... - 好熱 891 00:51:43,541 --> 00:51:46,291 {\an8}(希拉蕊:你好嗎?) 892 00:51:46,291 --> 00:51:48,166 {\an8}(你好嗎?) 893 00:52:05,583 --> 00:52:07,458 你覺得你是好人嗎? 894 00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:06,625 有點不一樣 895 00:53:08,166 --> 00:53:09,166 對 896 00:53:10,583 --> 00:53:13,750 對,你的笑容更明顯了 897 00:53:13,750 --> 00:53:16,083 天啊,真的耶,太扯了 898 00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:19,833 - 好,我要猜... - 不要 899 00:53:19,833 --> 00:53:21,625 - 別猜... - 為什麼? 900 00:53:21,625 --> 00:53:24,208 作弊,這樣不行 901 00:53:24,708 --> 00:53:26,666 不知道更有趣 902 00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:30,625 我不知道你們是誰 903 00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:34,458 但你可以殺了他 我還是會以為是布露可幹的 904 00:53:34,958 --> 00:53:37,791 我們最後還是會發現每個人是誰 所以你說的也不對 905 00:53:37,791 --> 00:53:40,625 好,但如果我們不知道呢? 906 00:53:58,541 --> 00:54:00,541 - 想喝酒嗎? - 我要... 907 00:54:00,541 --> 00:54:05,541 話說佛教圈最近都在幹嘛? 908 00:54:05,541 --> 00:54:09,125 你知道的,就是禪... 909 00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:14,916 是喔,好 910 00:54:14,916 --> 00:54:17,291 - 好,我去喝點水 - 好 911 00:54:18,083 --> 00:54:18,958 什麼? 912 00:54:22,166 --> 00:54:23,041 你好 913 00:54:23,541 --> 00:54:24,375 你好 914 00:54:29,083 --> 00:54:29,958 你... 915 00:54:31,583 --> 00:54:33,083 看過屋頂沒? 916 00:54:33,750 --> 00:54:34,583 瑪雅? 917 00:54:35,625 --> 00:54:39,000 沒有,丹尼斯 918 00:54:45,541 --> 00:54:46,375 要去看嗎? 919 00:54:48,250 --> 00:54:49,666 先生,請帶路 920 00:54:52,708 --> 00:54:56,416 我都用自戀和謙虛自誇來做洗髮精 921 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,916 我喜歡這個超有自知之明的妮琪 922 00:55:00,916 --> 00:55:03,583 看看她演得真好 923 00:55:03,583 --> 00:55:05,250 你們抽了多少? 924 00:55:05,833 --> 00:55:06,708 對 925 00:55:08,166 --> 00:55:09,041 對 926 00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:12,458 - 天啊,有蜘蛛! - 靠 927 00:55:12,458 --> 00:55:14,166 那隻蜘蛛超大 928 00:55:15,833 --> 00:55:18,083 - 好 - 不要,別碰牠!天啊! 929 00:55:18,666 --> 00:55:20,083 牠跑進森林了 930 00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:21,166 妮琪... 931 00:55:22,416 --> 00:55:28,541 布露可好像要給你看點東西 在溫室那邊的樣子 932 00:55:28,541 --> 00:55:30,666 - 為什麼?要看什麼? - 我不知道 933 00:55:30,666 --> 00:55:36,541 她說:“傅布斯,可以請你 去叫妮琪過來嗎?” 934 00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:38,125 我說:“好,沒問題” 935 00:55:38,125 --> 00:55:42,041 所以我就...我就來找你了 936 00:55:43,916 --> 00:55:49,625 想聽其他鬼話請上有聲書網站 937 00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:50,541 真好笑 938 00:55:50,541 --> 00:55:57,083 選擇:嗑藥或和三號身體的男孩潛逃 939 00:55:57,083 --> 00:55:58,666 對啊,“跟那男孩潛逃” 940 00:55:58,666 --> 00:56:00,083 只是她聽起來有點急 941 00:56:00,083 --> 00:56:02,625 所以我想說我們可能該馬上過去 942 00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:04,375 - 好,傅布斯 - 好 943 00:56:04,375 --> 00:56:05,916 有點耐心 944 00:56:05,916 --> 00:56:08,208 - 有點耐心 - 看看他走得多快 945 00:56:08,208 --> 00:56:10,208 看看他走得多快 946 00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:16,666 布露可在哪? 947 00:56:20,708 --> 00:56:23,541 你沒搞錯吧? 我剛剛聽到你被蜘蛛嚇壞了 948 00:56:24,625 --> 00:56:25,625 什麼意思? 949 00:56:26,791 --> 00:56:29,291 你真的要在我面前裝傻嗎? 950 00:56:29,291 --> 00:56:31,541 好啦... 951 00:56:31,541 --> 00:56:33,416 真是的,你贏了,你滿意了嗎? 952 00:56:33,416 --> 00:56:35,500 怎麼了?你幹嘛對我生氣? 953 00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:37,291 我在照你的意思玩遊戲 954 00:56:37,291 --> 00:56:39,541 你要我玩,我現在就在玩 955 00:56:39,541 --> 00:56:43,166 這遊戲的其中一部分 就是別說出自己在做的事和身分 956 00:56:43,166 --> 00:56:45,000 - 我就是在照著做啊 - 你害我嚇壞了 957 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,791 看到你那麼投入 958 00:56:46,791 --> 00:56:48,750 我想說我們約定好了 959 00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:49,750 現在你... 960 00:56:52,083 --> 00:56:53,500 太瘋狂了 961 00:56:54,458 --> 00:56:55,291 怎樣? 962 00:56:58,333 --> 00:57:01,625 我可以在傅布斯的臉上看到你的臉 963 00:57:01,625 --> 00:57:03,583 我可以... 964 00:57:06,375 --> 00:57:07,541 說點別的話 965 00:57:08,750 --> 00:57:09,583 要說什麼? 966 00:57:32,833 --> 00:57:33,666 等等 967 00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:43,083 這就像是我戴假髮一樣 968 00:57:53,166 --> 00:57:54,208 小心 969 00:57:54,708 --> 00:57:55,916 - 沒事吧? - 沒事 970 00:57:55,916 --> 00:57:57,291 抱歉,這... 971 00:57:58,125 --> 00:58:00,541 這整個地方都破破爛爛的 972 00:58:01,875 --> 00:58:04,083 這上面好美哦 973 00:58:04,583 --> 00:58:05,458 對啊 974 00:58:06,708 --> 00:58:07,833 確實很美 975 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,541 其實我... 976 00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:18,208 想說你會喜歡 因為你那裡刺上了翅膀 977 00:58:19,083 --> 00:58:20,458 對喔 978 00:58:21,416 --> 00:58:23,041 但你還有一部分是鹿 979 00:58:23,541 --> 00:58:26,958 對,這樣我就不能飛得太高 980 00:58:27,541 --> 00:58:29,208 - 對 - 對 981 00:58:29,208 --> 00:58:32,125 似乎還喜歡露出光溜溜屁股給人看? 982 00:58:32,125 --> 00:58:35,041 - 看來是在帳篷附近 - 好 983 00:58:35,875 --> 00:58:38,875 這下面還有一些 984 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:41,833 沒搞錯吧? 985 00:58:42,375 --> 00:58:47,541 那是丹尼斯會說的話 因為我就是丹尼斯 986 00:58:48,708 --> 00:58:49,541 - 兄弟 - 對 987 00:58:50,833 --> 00:58:52,083 你很享受吧? 988 00:58:53,333 --> 00:58:54,208 對 989 00:58:58,583 --> 00:58:59,791 畢竟他... 990 00:59:00,916 --> 00:59:02,333 他想要幹嘛都行 991 00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:05,833 你想要什麼? 992 00:59:19,291 --> 00:59:20,291 叫我妮琪 993 00:59:20,291 --> 00:59:21,458 你現在神智不清 994 00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:22,916 沒關係,寶貝 995 00:59:27,875 --> 00:59:28,708 說出來 996 00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:31,125 妮琪 997 00:59:32,708 --> 00:59:33,958 好,再說一次 998 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:36,916 妮琪 999 00:59:38,375 --> 00:59:39,208 妮琪 1000 00:59:40,416 --> 00:59:41,291 妮琪 1001 00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:43,333 妮琪 1002 00:59:44,458 --> 00:59:45,333 抱歉 1003 00:59:46,333 --> 00:59:47,583 幹嘛道歉? 1004 00:59:55,708 --> 00:59:57,625 - 告訴我你想要我 - 我想要你 1005 00:59:58,125 --> 00:59:59,500 我想要你,妮琪 1006 01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:04,083 傅布斯 1007 01:00:05,833 --> 01:00:06,708 傅布斯 1008 01:00:07,333 --> 01:00:08,250 傅布斯 1009 01:00:09,458 --> 01:00:11,000 - 等等 - 沒關係 1010 01:00:11,500 --> 01:00:12,625 告訴我你想要我 1011 01:00:13,125 --> 01:00:14,666 - 什麼? - 我做不到 1012 01:00:14,666 --> 01:00:16,541 - 不要,過來 - 不,住手 1013 01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:36,166 看著我... 1014 01:00:39,666 --> 01:00:40,791 你看起來跟她一樣 1015 01:00:47,625 --> 01:00:49,833 繼續跟我說話 1016 01:00:51,666 --> 01:00:53,166 - 你知道我是誰嗎? - 知道 1017 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,666 我知道你是誰,我不在乎 1018 01:00:56,166 --> 01:00:57,291 - 你確定嗎? - 確定 1019 01:00:57,291 --> 01:00:58,958 確定,我想跟你在一起 1020 01:00:58,958 --> 01:01:00,916 我不想再玩了,好嗎? 1021 01:01:00,916 --> 01:01:03,000 我想進去告訴大家我們是誰 1022 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:06,000 或我猜你是誰,你猜我是誰 大家會發現,然後我們就換回來 1023 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,083 我玩不下去了 1024 01:01:07,083 --> 01:01:09,166 - 你為什麼要那麼做? - 你嚇壞我了 1025 01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:10,625 我他媽嚇壞了 1026 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:13,416 - 你好像變了一個人似的 - 看看我 1027 01:01:13,416 --> 01:01:14,791 我確實變了一個人啊 1028 01:01:14,791 --> 01:01:16,958 你瞭解...你也聽到自己說的話了吧 1029 01:01:17,458 --> 01:01:21,250 賽勒斯,這是遊戲 你根本就是玩不起的廢物 1030 01:01:21,250 --> 01:01:22,583 你想上傅布斯 1031 01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:25,291 我有看到你跟他說話的神情 問他:“機器要怎麼用?” 1032 01:01:25,291 --> 01:01:27,208 我不想上傅布斯,我想上你 1033 01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:29,125 因為我在傅布斯體內啊 1034 01:01:29,125 --> 01:01:32,125 傅布斯的身體、你的身體 不管哪個身體,我都無法跟你做愛 1035 01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:34,125 因為你只會看筆電打手槍 1036 01:01:34,958 --> 01:01:37,458 等等,對不起,我們不該談這個 1037 01:01:37,458 --> 01:01:39,041 看來我只能感到內疚 1038 01:01:39,041 --> 01:01:41,541 在淋浴時用絲瓜刷自慰 1039 01:01:41,541 --> 01:01:44,541 夠了,我要進去告訴大家我們是誰 我們不玩了 1040 01:01:44,541 --> 01:01:46,333 - 不要 - 我玩不下去了 1041 01:01:46,333 --> 01:01:48,625 - 我玩不下去了 - 回來,賽勒斯 1042 01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:50,833 - 再說一次 - 我想跟你在一起 1043 01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:53,666 我想跟你在一起 1044 01:01:54,166 --> 01:01:56,625 - 我愛你 - 我愛你 1045 01:01:56,625 --> 01:01:59,708 一直照鏡子照個不停,妮琪就是這樣 1046 01:01:59,708 --> 01:02:01,625 你是丹尼斯,因為你是混蛋 1047 01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:04,041 你沒資格猜,你已經出局了 1048 01:02:04,041 --> 01:02:06,333 - 丹尼斯,終於啊 - 不行,狗屁咧 1049 01:02:06,333 --> 01:02:09,416 這不算,這種狗屁不算數 1050 01:02:09,416 --> 01:02:11,041 你表現得超有病 1051 01:02:11,041 --> 01:02:11,958 我想娶你 1052 01:02:11,958 --> 01:02:13,666 - 我一直都想要你 - 我想娶你 1053 01:02:14,458 --> 01:02:15,541 我想嫁給你 1054 01:02:16,125 --> 01:02:18,291 各位,我要猜了... 1055 01:02:18,291 --> 01:02:20,125 - 魯本 - 幹 1056 01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:22,583 雪兒碧在妮琪體內 1057 01:04:08,416 --> 01:04:11,541 我怎麼... 1058 01:04:11,541 --> 01:04:13,791 我該怎麼辦?不會吧 1059 01:04:14,291 --> 01:04:16,875 這是什麼意思? 1060 01:04:16,875 --> 01:04:19,041 搞什麼鬼?這是真的嗎? 1061 01:04:19,041 --> 01:04:20,833 這是真的嗎?搞... 1062 01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:23,166 我們該怎麼辦? 1063 01:04:23,166 --> 01:04:25,500 傅布斯在哪?這是傅布斯嗎? 你是傅布斯嗎? 1064 01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:26,708 我是傅布斯 1065 01:04:27,958 --> 01:04:30,166 我能回去吧?我能回到我體內? 1066 01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:33,833 你可以讓我回體內吧? 你能讓我出來,也能讓我回去 1067 01:04:33,833 --> 01:04:35,583 我辦不到,我... 1068 01:04:35,583 --> 01:04:37,541 - 我辦不到 - 那是什麼狗屁意思? 1069 01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:40,500 {\an8}我不能讓你進到屍體裡 沒有東西能裝你 1070 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:43,083 {\an8}- 你在說什麼? - 等等,那個人是誰?是雪兒碧嗎? 1071 01:04:43,583 --> 01:04:45,500 {\an8}不是,我才是雪兒碧 1072 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,083 那是布露可 1073 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,166 那是魯本 1074 01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,166 所以瑪雅是... 1075 01:04:56,083 --> 01:04:58,000 聯絡你團隊的人,好嗎? 1076 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,166 聯絡別人,想想我們該怎麼辦? 1077 01:05:00,166 --> 01:05:01,625 - 沒有... - 不對,你他媽... 1078 01:05:01,625 --> 01:05:04,000 他們什麼都做不了! 1079 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,916 {\an8}告訴我現在該怎麼辦 1080 01:05:08,208 --> 01:05:09,041 瑪雅? 1081 01:05:13,041 --> 01:05:13,875 瑪雅 1082 01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:16,041 瑪雅已經走了 1083 01:05:17,791 --> 01:05:19,000 - 你可以啦 - 我辦不到 1084 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:21,583 - 你辦得到 - 我辦不到 1085 01:05:21,583 --> 01:05:23,375 - 你辦得到 - 知道嗎? 1086 01:05:23,375 --> 01:05:24,958 - 你辦得到 - 我他媽辦不到 1087 01:05:24,958 --> 01:05:28,000 你辦得到... 1088 01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:30,666 我無能為力 1089 01:05:33,791 --> 01:05:35,166 {\an8}幹! 1090 01:05:35,166 --> 01:05:38,250 {\an8}(丹尼斯) 1091 01:06:05,750 --> 01:06:09,166 {\an8}(傅布斯) 1092 01:06:13,791 --> 01:06:16,375 {\an8}(妮琪) 1093 01:06:16,375 --> 01:06:20,750 {\an8}各位,我覺得我們該處裡一下屍體 1094 01:06:21,708 --> 01:06:23,250 不能碰屍體 1095 01:06:23,250 --> 01:06:27,000 我知道,不過他們現在就 躺在那個鬼東西上頭 1096 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,666 感覺好詭異 1097 01:06:29,708 --> 01:06:32,458 {\an8}- 那是他們的屍體,所以... - 小聲點 1098 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,625 我沒發現布露可在嫉妒蘇菲亞 1099 01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:48,541 魯本竟然在結婚前一晚 和她搞在一起 1100 01:06:49,250 --> 01:06:51,666 他沒有,他是跟瑪雅搞在一起 1101 01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:54,416 他們曾在一起,記得嗎? 1102 01:06:54,416 --> 01:06:58,083 {\an8}各位,我們已經站在這一個半小時了 1103 01:06:58,083 --> 01:07:00,708 {\an8}我們得想想該怎麼做,我們得報警 1104 01:07:00,708 --> 01:07:03,708 {\an8}- 我們在這站越久,就... - 我們不...不行 1105 01:07:04,541 --> 01:07:06,000 {\an8}不能報警 1106 01:07:06,583 --> 01:07:07,416 {\an8}絕對不行 1107 01:07:09,041 --> 01:07:10,250 {\an8}你在說什麼? 1108 01:07:10,791 --> 01:07:13,541 {\an8}裡面有一台價值非凡的機器 1109 01:07:14,083 --> 01:07:17,208 {\an8}我不會讓機器落入警察手裡 1110 01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:21,583 {\an8}- 這關我什麼事? - 你們別這樣 1111 01:07:27,208 --> 01:07:29,166 {\an8}你真的可以把機器帶來這裡嗎? 1112 01:07:29,166 --> 01:07:30,208 {\an8}那台機器是我的 1113 01:07:31,583 --> 01:07:33,750 {\an8}是你的還是你們團隊的? 1114 01:07:35,041 --> 01:07:37,958 {\an8}你們團隊怎麼會接受 你把這台珍貴機器 1115 01:07:37,958 --> 01:07:39,458 {\an8}拿來這裡玩派對遊戲? 1116 01:07:41,791 --> 01:07:45,041 {\an8}無論你在打什麼鬼主意 我都不要因此坐牢 1117 01:07:45,041 --> 01:07:47,291 {\an8}所以我們要把身體換回來,我要報警 1118 01:07:47,291 --> 01:07:48,375 絕對不行 1119 01:07:48,375 --> 01:07:50,375 - 你們別這樣 - 搞屁啊? 1120 01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:53,041 我覺得她說得對 1121 01:07:53,875 --> 01:07:57,916 好嗎?這樣吧,我們或許該先進去 1122 01:07:57,916 --> 01:08:01,041 把身體換回來,好嗎? 1123 01:08:01,041 --> 01:08:05,166 如果機器的事不能曝光 那就不要讓任何人知道,對吧? 1124 01:08:06,125 --> 01:08:08,250 對吧?就說他們摔下屋頂了 1125 01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:10,875 - 我們又沒有做什麼壞事,對吧? - 同意 1126 01:08:11,375 --> 01:08:13,541 你在講什麼鬼話?把身體換回來? 1127 01:08:17,041 --> 01:08:18,416 我們已經換了 1128 01:08:21,208 --> 01:08:22,541 這是我們的重生 1129 01:08:25,375 --> 01:08:28,916 聽著,我知道我們都該先冷靜一下 1130 01:08:29,541 --> 01:08:30,916 好嗎?尤其是你們 1131 01:08:31,666 --> 01:08:32,500 不過... 1132 01:08:33,666 --> 01:08:37,125 我覺得我們該先進去室內... 1133 01:08:38,500 --> 01:08:39,666 然後... 1134 01:08:41,958 --> 01:08:42,791 然後什麼? 1135 01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:50,041 說出來啊 1136 01:08:52,666 --> 01:08:55,125 聽著,我知道這... 1137 01:08:55,125 --> 01:08:56,166 這怎樣? 1138 01:08:58,583 --> 01:09:00,125 {\an8}沒有其他選擇,我是說... 1139 01:09:01,041 --> 01:09:03,708 {\an8}你顯然必須進入魯本體內 1140 01:09:04,208 --> 01:09:05,041 {\an8}不要 1141 01:09:07,791 --> 01:09:09,291 {\an8}老兄,聽著,這... 1142 01:09:09,291 --> 01:09:11,208 {\an8}所以瑪雅和我就活該倒楣? 1143 01:09:11,708 --> 01:09:15,708 {\an8}我的下半輩子就得待在魯本體內? 1144 01:09:17,958 --> 01:09:21,625 {\an8}無論如何,你的下半輩子 都必須待在別人體內 1145 01:09:21,625 --> 01:09:23,000 {\an8}對,但你不用,對吧? 1146 01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:26,333 {\an8}- 這不太公平吧? - 兩位 1147 01:09:28,250 --> 01:09:30,625 {\an8}公平?什麼鬼? 我當初就不想玩這個狗屁遊戲 1148 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:33,166 {\an8}你真是個小賤人,你知道嗎? 1149 01:09:33,166 --> 01:09:34,875 {\an8}- 兩位... - 你一直都是個小賤人 1150 01:09:34,875 --> 01:09:37,625 {\an8}你又不一定要玩,你大可以不參與啊 1151 01:09:37,625 --> 01:09:40,166 {\an8}如果我是個小賤人 那你為什麼想待在我體內? 1152 01:09:40,166 --> 01:09:41,625 {\an8}- 這是他媽的原則問題 - 夠了 1153 01:09:41,625 --> 01:09:44,000 {\an8}“他媽的...”,這到底是什麼意思? 1154 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:47,750 {\an8}老實說,進入魯本體內 對你來說可能是件好事 1155 01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:49,791 {\an8}可以是你重新開始的機會 1156 01:09:50,291 --> 01:09:52,750 {\an8}那傅布斯也能是你重新開始的機會 1157 01:09:54,416 --> 01:09:55,750 {\an8}我有女朋友耶 1158 01:09:57,166 --> 01:09:58,291 {\an8}什麼時候要結婚? 1159 01:09:59,666 --> 01:10:01,958 {\an8}你說這種話也太虛偽了吧 1160 01:10:02,833 --> 01:10:03,750 {\an8}我說這種話? 1161 01:10:08,583 --> 01:10:10,833 {\an8}- 我們可以... - 你整晚都在想這個 1162 01:10:10,833 --> 01:10:13,583 {\an8}- 我們得報警 - 不用,我幫你開頭 1163 01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:14,541 好啊 1164 01:10:14,541 --> 01:10:17,791 {\an8}我背著妮琪偷吃傅布斯的妹妹 1165 01:10:17,791 --> 01:10:19,333 {\an8}她當時還在念高中 1166 01:10:19,333 --> 01:10:20,708 {\an8}現在大家都想起來了 1167 01:10:20,708 --> 01:10:23,166 {\an8}我和碧翠絲搞上了,好嗎? 1168 01:10:23,166 --> 01:10:26,666 {\an8}- 對,發洩出來吧 - 你告訴了妮琪,因為你是好人 1169 01:10:26,666 --> 01:10:29,208 {\an8}對吧?所以你才會告訴她 因為你是好人? 1170 01:10:29,208 --> 01:10:32,208 {\an8}- 對 - 還是別有用意? 1171 01:10:33,708 --> 01:10:35,583 {\an8}沒錯 1172 01:10:35,583 --> 01:10:38,833 {\an8}- 你想上她,對吧? - 丹尼斯,閉嘴啦 1173 01:10:38,833 --> 01:10:41,458 {\an8}- 你後來不是還約她出去嗎? - 他瘋了 1174 01:10:41,458 --> 01:10:43,041 {\an8}- 然後... - 他瘋了 1175 01:10:43,041 --> 01:10:44,833 {\an8}顯然是被她拒絕了 1176 01:10:45,333 --> 01:10:46,708 {\an8}- 天啊 - 你就找窩邊草 1177 01:10:46,708 --> 01:10:48,833 {\an8}- 可以拜託你閉嘴嗎? - 你找到了誰? 1178 01:10:48,833 --> 01:10:50,708 {\an8}- 他媽的閉嘴 - 對了,是雪兒碧 1179 01:10:50,708 --> 01:10:53,041 {\an8}- 可以請你閉嘴嗎? -“你好,我是賽勒斯” 1180 01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:55,125 {\an8}閉嘴!他媽的! 1181 01:10:55,125 --> 01:10:58,666 {\an8}所以你才會談這段感情九年,因為... 1182 01:10:58,666 --> 01:11:00,291 {\an8}你真是個王八蛋 1183 01:11:00,291 --> 01:11:01,208 {\an8}你被她拒絕了 1184 01:11:01,208 --> 01:11:03,208 {\an8}- 你真是個爛人 - 兩位 1185 01:11:03,708 --> 01:11:06,125 {\an8}你當初過得那麼豐富 1186 01:11:06,125 --> 01:11:07,750 {\an8}- 是喔 - 你那麼酷 1187 01:11:07,750 --> 01:11:09,666 {\an8}校園裡的大酷哥,對吧? 1188 01:11:09,666 --> 01:11:11,458 {\an8}- 我有那麼酷嗎? - 後來你怎麼了? 1189 01:11:11,458 --> 01:11:13,375 {\an8}- 大學畢業後怎麼了? - 怎麼了? 1190 01:11:13,375 --> 01:11:15,208 {\an8}- 後來怎麼了?什麼都沒有 - 怎麼... 1191 01:11:16,416 --> 01:11:17,541 {\an8}你變得什麼都不是 1192 01:11:19,208 --> 01:11:20,250 {\an8}就是個廢物 1193 01:11:22,708 --> 01:11:25,583 {\an8}你連找個正職工作 1194 01:11:25,583 --> 01:11:27,000 {\an8}或幹點正事的藉口都沒有 1195 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,666 {\an8}因為你都靠爸媽的錢過生活 1196 01:11:31,791 --> 01:11:35,500 {\an8}老實說,你應該好好把握機會 接收魯本的人生才對 1197 01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:38,375 {\an8}因為他過去一年做的事 1198 01:11:38,375 --> 01:11:40,708 {\an8}比你過去十年做的還要多 1199 01:11:40,708 --> 01:11:43,250 {\an8}可以拜託你們冷靜下來嗎? 1200 01:11:58,458 --> 01:11:59,333 {\an8}你在幹嘛? 1201 01:12:02,833 --> 01:12:05,083 - 我們可以... - 報案專線,請問有什麼事? 1202 01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:06,166 喂? 1203 01:12:06,791 --> 01:12:08,916 我是賽勒斯鮑姆 1204 01:12:09,583 --> 01:12:13,541 我把丹尼斯馬科維茲 以及瑪雅威爾森推下了屋頂 1205 01:12:13,541 --> 01:12:14,958 - 掛斷電話 - 他們死了 1206 01:12:14,958 --> 01:12:16,583 - 掛斷電話 - 我殺了他們 1207 01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:18,500 - 我殺了他們,他們死了 - 別鬧了! 1208 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:19,875 你他媽在幹嘛? 1209 01:12:19,875 --> 01:12:23,166 {\an8}- 我在北新月大道1832號 - 別鬧了 1210 01:12:23,166 --> 01:12:25,583 {\an8}你瘋了嗎?你有什麼毛病? 1211 01:12:25,583 --> 01:12:27,500 {\an8}- 現在可以換回身體了 - 各位! 1212 01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:28,625 各位! 1213 01:12:30,666 --> 01:12:31,750 傅布斯呢? 1214 01:12:38,375 --> 01:12:39,625 幹,傅布斯 1215 01:12:40,875 --> 01:12:42,250 傅布斯 1216 01:12:42,250 --> 01:12:43,250 拜託哦 1217 01:12:45,458 --> 01:12:46,375 傅布斯 1218 01:12:57,708 --> 01:12:58,833 怎樣? 1219 01:12:59,416 --> 01:13:03,166 - 警察還有多久會到? - 頂多20、30分鐘? 1220 01:13:03,166 --> 01:13:04,666 我們還想把身體換回來吧? 1221 01:13:04,666 --> 01:13:06,250 - 就算他報警了? - 對 1222 01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:09,625 我需要你說我是被逼的 或是喝醉或嗑藥嗑茫了 1223 01:13:09,625 --> 01:13:12,250 或是出了心理健康危機之類的 1224 01:13:13,125 --> 01:13:15,833 - 可以嗎?可以麻煩你嗎?聽到沒? - 可以,我們就... 1225 01:13:16,333 --> 01:13:17,833 要怎麼叫他讓我們變回原樣? 1226 01:13:18,333 --> 01:13:20,125 雪兒碧知道怎麼操作機器 1227 01:13:20,625 --> 01:13:22,000 好,她真的知道嗎? 1228 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,541 他之前說只剩一回合的電力了 1229 01:13:24,541 --> 01:13:26,750 - 你要這傢伙做嗎? - 他死了嗎? 1230 01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:27,666 - 沒死 - 沒死 1231 01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:29,250 對了,謝謝你袖手旁觀哦 1232 01:13:29,250 --> 01:13:32,333 要我幫他打手槍嗎? 那是這具身體唯一會做的事 1233 01:13:32,333 --> 01:13:34,583 雪寶,我需要你幫忙使用機器 1234 01:13:34,583 --> 01:13:36,833 我不信任這傢伙,你願意嗎? 1235 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:41,666 雪兒碧 1236 01:13:45,291 --> 01:13:47,041 - 雪兒碧 - 我不想變回去 1237 01:13:50,125 --> 01:13:50,958 什麼? 1238 01:13:55,416 --> 01:13:56,458 雪兒碧? 1239 01:13:59,083 --> 01:13:59,916 {\an8}你有在聽嗎? 1240 01:14:02,750 --> 01:14:03,708 {\an8}我不要變回去 1241 01:14:06,541 --> 01:14:07,916 我們沒時間搞這個了 1242 01:14:07,916 --> 01:14:10,500 你自己也說了 這可以是重新開始的機會,重生 1243 01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:12,416 我那麼說是要讓他離開我的身體 1244 01:14:12,416 --> 01:14:13,500 好,你看著我 1245 01:14:16,166 --> 01:14:18,375 看到那邊沒?那是你的身體 1246 01:14:19,708 --> 01:14:21,791 {\an8}- 這是我的身體 - 瑪雅的身體還在外面 1247 01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:24,541 所以現在情況顯然不同了 1248 01:14:26,875 --> 01:14:29,333 你要我說什麼?真是... 1249 01:14:30,708 --> 01:14:32,416 你為什麼不想待布露可體內? 1250 01:14:33,250 --> 01:14:34,958 你覺得我為何不想待布露可體內? 1251 01:14:34,958 --> 01:14:37,166 {\an8}你說你想要文化體驗 現在就得到了啊 1252 01:14:37,166 --> 01:14:38,958 去你的,賤人,這兩件事根本無關 1253 01:14:38,958 --> 01:14:39,958 兩位... 1254 01:14:39,958 --> 01:14:42,750 只因為你不喜歡自己的人生 不代表... 1255 01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:45,458 現在你又知道 我對自己人生的感受了? 1256 01:14:46,416 --> 01:14:49,708 {\an8}這是我的身體 1257 01:14:50,458 --> 01:14:51,875 {\an8}看看你拿這個身體做了什麼 1258 01:14:52,583 --> 01:14:54,041 你拿來經營IG帳號 1259 01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:01,416 - 所以你嫉妒我的工作 - 還工作咧 1260 01:15:01,416 --> 01:15:04,791 你以張貼自拍為生耶 1261 01:15:04,791 --> 01:15:09,083 - 你知道我合作過的慈善機構... - 慈善! 1262 01:15:09,083 --> 01:15:11,083 以及非營利組織有多少嗎? 1263 01:15:11,083 --> 01:15:13,750 - 例如淨水計畫 - 對啦,例如淨水計畫 1264 01:15:13,750 --> 01:15:14,750 淨水計畫 1265 01:15:14,750 --> 01:15:17,416 {\an8}我們提供乾淨的水給第三世界國家 1266 01:15:17,416 --> 01:15:19,500 {\an8}這就是你的動機? 為了第三世界國家? 1267 01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:21,041 - 我沒必要解釋... - 有意思 1268 01:15:21,041 --> 01:15:23,041 “妮琪,你覺得淨水計畫合作如何?” 1269 01:15:23,041 --> 01:15:24,208 “非洲的那個計畫? 1270 01:15:24,208 --> 01:15:27,000 不好說耶,大家不是已經受夠 白人救世主那套了嗎?” 1271 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,666 接下來更精采 1272 01:15:28,666 --> 01:15:31,291 “我該拿婚禮派對怎麼辦? 1273 01:15:31,291 --> 01:15:33,916 老實說,你的訊息來源 看起來不太有多元性” 1274 01:15:33,916 --> 01:15:35,208 思考表情符號 1275 01:15:35,750 --> 01:15:36,833 拜託哦 1276 01:15:43,291 --> 01:15:45,791 你沒資格決定能不能留在我體內 1277 01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:50,041 只有我懂得怎麼操作機器 1278 01:15:50,041 --> 01:15:51,916 所以我確實有這個資格 1279 01:15:56,750 --> 01:15:58,000 {\an8}搞屁啊? 1280 01:15:58,750 --> 01:15:59,916 {\an8}放開我 1281 01:16:00,416 --> 01:16:02,958 我們有人數優勢,可以直接逼她做 1282 01:16:02,958 --> 01:16:04,250 不用,我會找她談談 1283 01:16:04,250 --> 01:16:06,666 希望你會比剛才有更動人的說詞 1284 01:16:06,666 --> 01:16:08,791 現在你倒迫不及待 想離開我的身體了? 1285 01:16:08,791 --> 01:16:10,833 我看了你的老二,原來謠傳... 1286 01:16:10,833 --> 01:16:12,583 你知道這都是你的錯吧 1287 01:16:12,583 --> 01:16:15,000 {\an8}- 都是因為你對她說一堆鬼話... - 賽勒斯,快去啦 1288 01:16:18,916 --> 01:16:19,750 雪兒碧 1289 01:16:21,458 --> 01:16:22,333 雪兒碧? 1290 01:16:23,125 --> 01:16:23,958 雪兒碧? 1291 01:16:28,666 --> 01:16:31,250 雪兒碧,寶貝,你跑來這幹嘛? 1292 01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:32,916 原來我是安慰獎 1293 01:16:32,916 --> 01:16:34,833 不是,你當然不是 1294 01:16:34,833 --> 01:16:36,916 小心點,我剛才被那張椅子割傷了 1295 01:16:36,916 --> 01:16:38,416 我剛才全都聽到了 1296 01:16:40,291 --> 01:16:42,041 {\an8}好啦,你... 1297 01:16:42,541 --> 01:16:46,500 {\an8}我當年確實暗戀妮琪 但現在愛的是你 1298 01:16:46,500 --> 01:16:48,083 從大學以來都是 1299 01:16:52,083 --> 01:16:52,958 我發誓 1300 01:16:54,875 --> 01:16:56,125 你為什麼都不碰我? 1301 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:04,583 {\an8}我發誓等我們回到自己體內 想談這件事多久都行 1302 01:17:04,583 --> 01:17:07,166 {\an8}- 但現在我們真的需要... - 我現在就想談 1303 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:11,458 {\an8}我不想之後再談 1304 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:15,333 {\an8}我要你告訴我 1305 01:17:22,708 --> 01:17:23,583 {\an8}我不知道 1306 01:17:35,625 --> 01:17:37,291 你對我沒興趣嗎? 1307 01:17:37,875 --> 01:17:38,750 我有啊 1308 01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:43,083 那到底是為什麼? 1309 01:17:57,333 --> 01:17:58,250 {\an8}我有毛病 1310 01:18:03,416 --> 01:18:04,583 {\an8}我有毛病,好嗎? 1311 01:18:05,666 --> 01:18:09,041 {\an8}我上網看有病的東西 1312 01:18:09,041 --> 01:18:12,000 {\an8}又躲著你 1313 01:18:13,250 --> 01:18:16,250 {\an8}我整個人就是一團亂 1314 01:18:20,833 --> 01:18:21,833 全都... 1315 01:18:26,541 --> 01:18:28,958 但我們現在可以談談 1316 01:18:30,083 --> 01:18:30,916 好嗎? 1317 01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:33,791 向前邁進 1318 01:18:36,166 --> 01:18:37,166 我會改掉 1319 01:18:37,666 --> 01:18:39,583 我會對你更用心 1320 01:18:42,375 --> 01:18:45,458 寶貝,好嗎? 我的生命中要是沒有你 1321 01:18:45,458 --> 01:18:47,041 就什麼都沒有了 1322 01:18:50,708 --> 01:18:51,791 知道嗎?我愛你 1323 01:18:53,583 --> 01:18:54,708 {\an8}我很愛你 1324 01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:00,708 {\an8}懂嗎?我不想看著妮琪的臉 1325 01:19:00,708 --> 01:19:03,833 我現在就想看著你的臉,好嗎? 1326 01:19:06,083 --> 01:19:10,416 {\an8}你看,這才是我想看的臉 1327 01:19:11,375 --> 01:19:13,541 {\an8}這張臉是我選的大獎 1328 01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:15,625 {\an8}也是我想終身陪伴的 1329 01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:19,708 好嗎?今晚從頭到尾都有病至極 1330 01:19:19,708 --> 01:19:23,250 {\an8}卻讓我察覺了我想要什麼 1331 01:19:23,250 --> 01:19:25,166 {\an8}以及我需要成為什麼人 1332 01:19:27,291 --> 01:19:30,458 我不需要成為傅布斯 1333 01:19:30,458 --> 01:19:31,791 {\an8}或魯本 1334 01:19:31,791 --> 01:19:33,500 {\an8}或其他人 1335 01:19:35,750 --> 01:19:36,750 {\an8}我需要成為我自己 1336 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:41,208 賽勒斯病毒 1337 01:19:45,166 --> 01:19:47,625 我想要一輩子跟你在一起 1338 01:19:48,625 --> 01:19:49,458 知道嗎? 1339 01:19:50,458 --> 01:19:55,000 {\an8}寶貝,我們回去吧 然後我們就白頭偕老,好嗎? 1340 01:19:59,166 --> 01:20:00,000 好嗎? 1341 01:20:08,666 --> 01:20:09,958 等等 1342 01:20:12,250 --> 01:20:13,625 {\an8}等等,我先問個問題 1343 01:20:15,291 --> 01:20:17,500 {\an8}你是何時被這張椅子割傷? 1344 01:20:21,458 --> 01:20:22,666 雪寶,聽話 1345 01:20:24,583 --> 01:20:26,708 {\an8}你第一回合是在魯本體內嗎? 1346 01:20:31,666 --> 01:20:32,625 當時是你嗎? 1347 01:20:32,625 --> 01:20:35,000 雪寶,拜託,我們得走了,來吧 1348 01:20:35,583 --> 01:20:36,458 {\an8}就是你 1349 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:41,166 {\an8}你趁我在妮琪體內時勾搭我 1350 01:20:42,583 --> 01:20:43,875 {\an8}可以請你別說話嗎? 1351 01:20:45,458 --> 01:20:46,291 {\an8}老兄 1352 01:20:47,541 --> 01:20:49,083 {\an8}你那時說你是傅布斯 1353 01:20:52,458 --> 01:20:53,833 我真是白癡 1354 01:20:54,625 --> 01:20:55,916 雪寶?寶貝? 1355 01:20:55,916 --> 01:20:58,333 寶貝,警察隨時就要來了 1356 01:20:58,333 --> 01:20:59,291 快點 1357 01:21:00,958 --> 01:21:01,916 去找他們哭訴啊 1358 01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:12,583 我知道你剛看到自己的屍體 1359 01:21:12,583 --> 01:21:14,375 {\an8}你回不去了,但你有沒有搞錯? 1360 01:21:14,375 --> 01:21:15,500 一切都是因果報應 1361 01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:17,958 我曾經的戀愛對象要結婚了 1362 01:21:17,958 --> 01:21:20,916 我覺得我在雪兒碧體內轉世了 1363 01:21:20,916 --> 01:21:24,416 進入這個新載體 來這裡改正我們所有的罪 1364 01:21:24,416 --> 01:21:25,958 - 教導... - 閉嘴 1365 01:21:25,958 --> 01:21:30,083 {\an8}傅布斯... 1366 01:21:30,083 --> 01:21:33,625 - 沒事的,你沒事 - 搞屁啊? 1367 01:21:33,625 --> 01:21:35,583 你沒事... 1368 01:21:35,583 --> 01:21:37,416 傅布斯,你沒事 1369 01:21:37,416 --> 01:21:39,916 聽著,我要你幫我個忙 1370 01:21:39,916 --> 01:21:42,333 我要你把我們的身體換回來,好嗎? 1371 01:21:42,333 --> 01:21:44,000 所以我會幫你鬆綁 1372 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,250 時間緊迫 我們得把大家換回自己體內 1373 01:21:46,250 --> 01:21:47,833 沒人要換回自己體內 1374 01:21:49,416 --> 01:21:52,166 - 請你離開 - 我們要上樓 1375 01:21:52,166 --> 01:21:55,000 警察會在15、20分鐘內到 所以我們得快點 1376 01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:57,625 大家好,我只是想稍微拍一下 1377 01:21:57,625 --> 01:22:01,208 說真的,我才不屌淨水計畫 或是任何慈善事業 1378 01:22:01,708 --> 01:22:04,958 如果你們想捐款,我正在為隆乳募款 1379 01:22:05,458 --> 01:22:10,708 附帶一提,只有我受夠黑命貴嗎? 1380 01:22:10,708 --> 01:22:12,541 留言告訴我吧,愛與光 1381 01:22:19,875 --> 01:22:21,333 {\an8}你他媽的神經病 1382 01:22:22,833 --> 01:22:24,000 請你離開 1383 01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:45,416 等警察出現後,再來要怎樣? 1384 01:22:47,958 --> 01:22:49,916 你永遠待在妮琪體內? 1385 01:22:52,208 --> 01:22:53,125 我也不知道 1386 01:22:56,375 --> 01:22:57,333 你不會懂的 1387 01:23:01,333 --> 01:23:02,166 懂什麼? 1388 01:23:05,375 --> 01:23:07,083 騙子總能逍遙法外? 1389 01:23:14,375 --> 01:23:15,208 對 1390 01:23:19,375 --> 01:23:21,750 想知道換作我是你,我會怎麼做嗎? 1391 01:23:27,958 --> 01:23:28,791 怎麼做? 1392 01:23:30,583 --> 01:23:32,083 - 我需要... - 我們得談談 1393 01:23:34,083 --> 01:23:37,083 {\an8}- 雪兒碧 - 他們在搞什麼鬼? 1394 01:23:38,250 --> 01:23:39,250 雪兒碧 1395 01:23:39,250 --> 01:23:41,000 {\an8}好,聽著 1396 01:23:41,583 --> 01:23:42,875 {\an8}我要你告訴我你想要什麼 1397 01:23:42,875 --> 01:23:46,166 {\an8}我已經告訴你了 我不知道還能說什麼 1398 01:23:46,166 --> 01:23:49,083 {\an8}如果你想換回去 那我就立刻把我們換回去 1399 01:23:49,583 --> 01:23:52,000 {\an8}再把事情跟警察說清楚 如果這是你真心想要的話 1400 01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:53,291 {\an8}好,太好了 1401 01:23:53,291 --> 01:23:57,000 {\an8}但如果你真正想要的是妮琪 1402 01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,875 {\an8}如果那是你內心深處真正想要的 1403 01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:02,958 {\an8}我要你告訴我 1404 01:24:04,375 --> 01:24:05,583 {\an8}我們可以幫你實現 1405 01:24:09,958 --> 01:24:10,958 {\an8}實現什麼? 1406 01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:15,916 {\an8}我待在妮琪體內,你進入魯本體內 1407 01:24:15,916 --> 01:24:17,250 {\an8}魯本不結婚 1408 01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:19,291 {\an8}反而跟大學朋友妮琪私奔 1409 01:24:20,375 --> 01:24:21,750 丹尼斯自己應付警察 1410 01:24:25,083 --> 01:24:26,416 {\an8}我們真的重新開始 1411 01:24:27,583 --> 01:24:31,250 傅布斯,你立刻告訴我 現在到底是什麼狀況 1412 01:24:31,250 --> 01:24:32,500 {\an8}老實說 1413 01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:36,125 {\an8}雪兒碧有50%機率會奪取你的身體 1414 01:24:36,625 --> 01:24:39,875 {\an8}雪寶,我不知道你是在開玩笑還是... 1415 01:24:41,083 --> 01:24:42,250 {\an8}等等,是警察來了嗎? 1416 01:24:42,250 --> 01:24:43,416 {\an8}我們得做決定 1417 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:49,833 {\an8}好 1418 01:24:52,583 --> 01:24:53,416 {\an8}好什麼? 1419 01:24:56,083 --> 01:24:56,916 {\an8}好 1420 01:24:57,541 --> 01:24:59,416 {\an8}我願意進入魯本體內 1421 01:25:00,875 --> 01:25:02,041 要怎麼告訴大家? 1422 01:25:02,625 --> 01:25:04,041 我得回到我體內 1423 01:25:04,041 --> 01:25:06,958 我得在警察抵達前拿到我的機器 1424 01:25:07,458 --> 01:25:08,500 好 1425 01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:11,708 我幫你鬆綁 你要讓我們回到自己體內 1426 01:25:11,708 --> 01:25:14,041 我會幫你逃跑,或要幹什麼都行 1427 01:25:14,541 --> 01:25:15,791 我有計畫 1428 01:25:15,791 --> 01:25:17,041 - 什麼計畫? - 幹 1429 01:25:17,041 --> 01:25:20,000 各位,警察在車道上了 1430 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:20,916 幹 1431 01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:23,250 你確定你真的想要這樣? 1432 01:25:26,291 --> 01:25:27,125 確定 1433 01:25:28,333 --> 01:25:30,583 好,我有計畫,你得信任我 1434 01:25:30,583 --> 01:25:33,333 - 我需要你幫忙 - 我確定我現在還是很茫 1435 01:25:33,333 --> 01:25:35,916 我分不清誰是誰 或現在是什麼狀況,我很困惑 1436 01:25:35,916 --> 01:25:37,083 好,聽著 1437 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:42,375 {\an8}雪兒碧會告訴我們她會換回自己體內 1438 01:25:42,375 --> 01:25:44,083 {\an8}賽勒斯會換回他自己體內 1439 01:25:44,083 --> 01:25:45,833 {\an8}傅布斯和我會回到我們自己體內 1440 01:25:45,833 --> 01:25:47,083 {\an8}瑪雅到布露可體內 1441 01:25:47,083 --> 01:25:51,708 {\an8}你到魯本體內 處理婚禮或蘇菲亞之類的狗屁 1442 01:25:51,708 --> 01:25:53,250 - 對吧? - 是嗎? 1443 01:25:53,250 --> 01:25:55,458 問題是他們其實並不會那麼做 1444 01:25:55,458 --> 01:25:56,875 他們真正的打算 1445 01:25:56,875 --> 01:26:00,083 {\an8}是讓雪兒碧留在我體內 奪走我的人生 1446 01:26:00,083 --> 01:26:02,833 {\an8}賽勒斯換進魯本體內 奪走他的人生 1447 01:26:02,833 --> 01:26:06,083 為妮琪甩掉蘇菲亞 瘋狂做愛或搶銀行之類的 1448 01:26:06,083 --> 01:26:07,083 {\an8}瑪雅到雪兒碧體內 1449 01:26:07,083 --> 01:26:08,375 {\an8}傅布斯回到自己體內 1450 01:26:08,375 --> 01:26:10,375 {\an8}而我留在布露可體內 1451 01:26:10,375 --> 01:26:11,541 {\an8}你留在賽勒斯體內 1452 01:26:11,541 --> 01:26:14,166 也就是你會去坐牢,被狂幹屁眼 1453 01:26:14,875 --> 01:26:17,458 - 聽懂了嗎? - 懂 1454 01:26:17,458 --> 01:26:18,833 不對,我不懂 1455 01:26:18,833 --> 01:26:20,666 - 搞屁... - 你想坐牢嗎? 1456 01:26:20,666 --> 01:26:21,791 - 不想? - 好 1457 01:26:21,791 --> 01:26:24,250 所以我們三個上去制伏雪兒碧 1458 01:26:24,250 --> 01:26:25,500 傅布斯設定線路 1459 01:26:25,500 --> 01:26:27,208 {\an8}我回我體內,雪兒碧回她體內 1460 01:26:27,208 --> 01:26:28,458 {\an8}賽勒斯回他體內去坐牢 1461 01:26:28,458 --> 01:26:31,625 {\an8}瑪雅變布露可,傅布斯變魯本 他娶蘇菲亞,你變傅布斯 1462 01:26:31,625 --> 01:26:33,708 - 懂嗎?所以我覺得... - 等等 1463 01:26:33,708 --> 01:26:35,166 我得困在傅布斯體內? 1464 01:26:35,166 --> 01:26:37,083 對,你可以拿他的爛機器 1465 01:26:37,083 --> 01:26:39,958 {\an8}和別人換身體,終身當個太空人 1466 01:26:39,958 --> 01:26:42,041 或達賴喇嘛或傑瑞德萊托 隨便要當誰都行 1467 01:26:42,041 --> 01:26:44,250 知道嗎?你只要把丹尼斯的錢 1468 01:26:44,250 --> 01:26:48,250 轉到別人帳戶 然後就能隨便找個身分重新開始 1469 01:26:49,583 --> 01:26:51,500 不是我們死,就是他們亡 1470 01:26:53,416 --> 01:26:54,958 你到底幫不幫忙? 1471 01:26:54,958 --> 01:26:57,250 {\an8}各位!警察來了 1472 01:26:57,250 --> 01:26:58,666 我們知道啦! 1473 01:27:10,791 --> 01:27:12,125 別碰機器 1474 01:27:12,125 --> 01:27:14,958 - 沒事了... - 不行...不准讓她做 1475 01:27:14,958 --> 01:27:17,375 沒事啦,我們都會回到自己體內 1476 01:27:17,375 --> 01:27:19,875 放屁,我要傅布斯檢查線路 1477 01:27:19,875 --> 01:27:22,333 - 為什麼? - 你為什麼不想讓他檢查? 1478 01:27:22,333 --> 01:27:25,333 你忘記他30分鐘前 才想拿機器逃跑嗎? 1479 01:27:25,333 --> 01:27:26,708 你忘記你和雪兒碧 1480 01:27:26,708 --> 01:27:28,333 陰謀奪取我和魯本的身體嗎? 1481 01:27:28,333 --> 01:27:30,125 我們要回到自己體內 1482 01:27:30,125 --> 01:27:32,000 我們也這麼決定,我就是照這樣接線 1483 01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:34,625 要嘛就現在進行,不然也能等警察來 1484 01:27:34,625 --> 01:27:37,708 - 等等,搞什麼? - 好啊,那讓傅布斯檢查線路 1485 01:27:37,708 --> 01:27:41,291 我怎麼能相信他說的話? 他整晚都鬼鬼祟祟 1486 01:27:41,291 --> 01:27:42,666 誰用過我的手機? 1487 01:27:42,666 --> 01:27:44,208 - 給我們看啦 - 好 1488 01:27:45,583 --> 01:27:46,416 好啦 1489 01:27:47,958 --> 01:27:49,500 {\an8}好,佈線是這樣的 1490 01:27:51,083 --> 01:27:52,375 {\an8}賽勒斯在一號端口 1491 01:27:53,125 --> 01:27:54,250 {\an8}傅布斯在... 1492 01:27:56,458 --> 01:27:57,583 {\an8}你在幹嘛? 1493 01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:02,166 {\an8}- 你幹嘛? - 搞屁啊? 1494 01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:04,166 {\an8}我對花生過敏 1495 01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:07,958 非常嚴重的過敏 1496 01:28:07,958 --> 01:28:10,916 喉嚨會腫脹封閉,無法呼吸 1497 01:28:10,916 --> 01:28:12,000 {\an8}我開始... 1498 01:28:12,708 --> 01:28:14,125 {\an8}- 沒錯 - 沒事的 1499 01:28:14,125 --> 01:28:16,083 - 就像那樣,我會有那個表情 - 沒事的 1500 01:28:16,833 --> 01:28:18,958 沒接受治療就會昏迷 1501 01:28:18,958 --> 01:28:20,916 五分鐘後有可能會死亡 1502 01:28:21,666 --> 01:28:23,375 - 謝謝你記得哦 - 這是怎樣? 1503 01:28:23,375 --> 01:28:26,083 你有什麼毛病?你幹了什麼好事? 1504 01:28:26,083 --> 01:28:29,250 這個症狀可以用腎上腺素針化解 我剛好也有帶 1505 01:28:29,250 --> 01:28:31,958 但我不會告訴任何人針在哪 1506 01:28:31,958 --> 01:28:35,208 等傅布斯檢查線路後再說 1507 01:28:35,208 --> 01:28:36,750 拜託哦,妮琪 1508 01:28:36,750 --> 01:28:38,500 把腎上腺素針給我 1509 01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:40,125 我要奪回我的身體 1510 01:28:40,125 --> 01:28:42,208 等我奪回身體,就會盡一切所能 1511 01:28:42,208 --> 01:28:44,208 等警察來了之後,讓你去坐牢 1512 01:28:44,208 --> 01:28:47,250 - 妮琪,腎上腺素針在哪? - 傅布斯,檢查線路 1513 01:28:47,250 --> 01:28:49,458 - 等一下 - 妮琪,她快死了 1514 01:28:49,458 --> 01:28:52,083 你有用我的手機 把我信託資金的錢轉走嗎? 1515 01:28:52,083 --> 01:28:53,041 好,全部設好了 1516 01:28:53,041 --> 01:28:54,833 他改了什麼?你改了什麼? 1517 01:28:54,833 --> 01:28:55,916 - 王八蛋 - 很好 1518 01:28:55,916 --> 01:28:57,833 - 我的錢呢? - 我不知道你在說什麼 1519 01:28:57,833 --> 01:29:00,500 - 我的錢呢? - 你在幹什麼?你動了手腳 1520 01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:03,208 你之前在我體內,我他媽的錢在哪? 1521 01:29:03,208 --> 01:29:04,625 那是我的全部身家耶! 1522 01:29:04,625 --> 01:29:06,375 各位,我們得立刻交換 1523 01:29:06,375 --> 01:29:07,333 你為什麼相信... 1524 01:29:07,333 --> 01:29:08,541 - 傅布斯? - 在哪? 1525 01:29:09,291 --> 01:29:10,458 我們是警察 1526 01:29:10,458 --> 01:29:12,541 - 腎上腺素針在哪? - 你設定好了嗎? 1527 01:29:12,541 --> 01:29:14,291 - 好了,可以了 - 把針給我們 1528 01:29:14,291 --> 01:29:15,750 針在我右腳靴子裡 1529 01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:17,833 等我們一交換 就從我的靴子拿出來 1530 01:29:17,833 --> 01:29:18,791 幹 1531 01:29:19,375 --> 01:29:20,208 把針搶過來 1532 01:29:20,208 --> 01:29:21,125 抓住他 1533 01:29:21,125 --> 01:29:22,583 - 滾開,抓住他 - 搞屁啊? 1534 01:29:23,083 --> 01:29:24,375 - 壓住他 - 把針給我 1535 01:29:24,375 --> 01:29:26,708 - 我抓住他了 - 快點... 1536 01:29:26,708 --> 01:29:28,041 - 住手 - 把針搶過來 1537 01:29:28,041 --> 01:29:29,625 - 雪兒碧 - 放開我 1538 01:29:29,625 --> 01:29:32,458 - 沒事的,你會沒事的 - 我們要強行破門了 1539 01:29:32,458 --> 01:29:34,833 - 住手!放開我 - 快點動手 1540 01:29:34,833 --> 01:29:36,833 你要把我換到誰體內? 1541 01:29:36,833 --> 01:29:38,833 - 快動手 - 等等 1542 01:29:45,166 --> 01:29:46,125 閉嘴 1543 01:29:46,125 --> 01:29:47,791 冷靜! 1544 01:29:47,791 --> 01:29:50,291 各位,這不是... 雪兒碧,誰在我體內? 1545 01:29:50,291 --> 01:29:52,208 - 到底怎麼了? - 閉嘴 1546 01:29:57,041 --> 01:30:04,041 (結尾) 1547 01:30:17,125 --> 01:30:18,000 幹 1548 01:30:20,416 --> 01:30:22,250 你他媽在幹嘛? 1549 01:30:22,250 --> 01:30:24,541 你有什麼毛病? 1550 01:30:24,541 --> 01:30:27,833 - 去你的,臭婊子 - 臭婊子,你罵我什麼? 1551 01:30:27,833 --> 01:30:30,583 我要從你的屁眼扯出你的脾臟 1552 01:30:30,583 --> 01:30:32,416 - 停車! - 你他媽是在開玩笑嗎? 1553 01:30:34,958 --> 01:30:38,541 你不知道自己招惹到誰了,白癡... 1554 01:30:38,541 --> 01:30:41,083 - 臭婊子,你在開玩笑嗎? - 我要踢掉你的牙齒 1555 01:30:41,083 --> 01:30:43,041 - 當作項鍊戴起來 - 蠢婊子 1556 01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,416 {\an8}(#魯菲亞聯姻) 1557 01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:12,541 完全亂七八糟,非常... 1558 01:31:12,541 --> 01:31:13,458 幹 1559 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:52,083 別衝動... 1560 01:31:52,083 --> 01:31:53,333 - 搞啥... - 東西在哪? 1561 01:31:53,333 --> 01:31:55,291 小賤人,我的手提箱在哪? 1562 01:31:55,291 --> 01:31:57,875 - 搞屁啊? - 我的手提箱在哪? 1563 01:31:57,875 --> 01:31:59,166 聽著,你的...救命啊 1564 01:31:59,166 --> 01:32:01,833 - 救命啊 - 我的手提箱在哪? 1565 01:32:01,833 --> 01:32:03,000 - 來人啊 - 這不是遊戲 1566 01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:04,625 - 我不玩這個遊戲 - 幹 1567 01:32:04,625 --> 01:32:05,916 - 快放手 - 他媽的不准... 1568 01:32:05,916 --> 01:32:07,208 天啊 1569 01:32:07,916 --> 01:32:09,916 別激動,冷靜 1570 01:32:11,416 --> 01:32:12,750 你他媽給我放手 1571 01:32:15,125 --> 01:32:15,958 等等 1572 01:32:17,916 --> 01:32:19,708 你怎麼會在這? 1573 01:32:23,208 --> 01:32:24,041 丹尼斯? 1574 01:32:24,041 --> 01:32:24,958 對 1575 01:32:26,708 --> 01:32:28,458 見鬼了 1576 01:32:29,625 --> 01:32:30,458 對啊 1577 01:32:32,958 --> 01:32:34,500 等等,你怎麼會在這? 1578 01:32:35,750 --> 01:32:38,958 - 我不是想的那個人 - 我知道你是碧翠絲 1579 01:32:38,958 --> 01:32:42,000 - 我不是 - 你是傅布斯的妹妹 1580 01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:43,875 不是 1581 01:32:44,458 --> 01:32:45,375 我是傅布斯 1582 01:32:47,625 --> 01:32:48,708 你在我的體內 1583 01:32:55,916 --> 01:32:58,000 搞屁啊? 1584 01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:03,916 等等...你是說碧翠絲在傅布斯體內 1585 01:33:03,916 --> 01:33:05,833 從一開始就在這個身體裡? 1586 01:33:05,833 --> 01:33:08,500 對,媽的,我他媽剛才就講了啊 1587 01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:11,250 你知道這全都是你的錯吧? 1588 01:33:11,250 --> 01:33:13,791 兄弟,這怎麼會是我的錯? 1589 01:33:14,500 --> 01:33:15,500 怎麼會? 1590 01:33:15,500 --> 01:33:18,208 你記得大學時魯本的生日派對吧? 1591 01:33:20,125 --> 01:33:20,958 記得 1592 01:33:20,958 --> 01:33:21,916 (生日快樂) 1593 01:33:21,916 --> 01:33:23,166 你是指我的生日 1594 01:33:23,166 --> 01:33:24,875 大家為什麼都以為是魯本生日? 1595 01:33:24,875 --> 01:33:27,250 我昨晚已經為那些事道歉過了 1596 01:33:27,250 --> 01:33:29,000 - 道什麼歉? - 和你妹搞出的鬧劇 1597 01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:31,125 - 什麼鬧劇? - 我們那晚搞上了 1598 01:33:31,125 --> 01:33:32,666 一定要我說出來嗎? 1599 01:33:32,666 --> 01:33:35,333 那晚?你和她之前早就搞上十次了 1600 01:33:35,333 --> 01:33:39,250 我當時並不知情 你對她做過一大堆承諾 1601 01:33:39,250 --> 01:33:41,416 例如會帶她去夏威夷、百慕達、賭城 1602 01:33:41,416 --> 01:33:43,500 兄弟,我沒做任何承諾 1603 01:33:43,500 --> 01:33:45,541 她是瘋子,神經病抓狂 1604 01:33:45,541 --> 01:33:47,291 不叫抓狂,那叫做發作 1605 01:33:47,291 --> 01:33:49,125 確實,她有發作的前例 1606 01:33:49,125 --> 01:33:51,458 但她發作最嚴重的一次,是在那晚 1607 01:33:51,458 --> 01:33:53,833 你和魯本告訴大家她在妄想 1608 01:33:53,833 --> 01:33:56,708 堅稱你們之間清清白白 1609 01:33:56,708 --> 01:33:59,125 兄弟,是你自己讓她喝得爛醉耶 1610 01:33:59,125 --> 01:34:02,666 我?去你的,我只給她一瓶酒 然後你不停給她酒喝 1611 01:34:02,666 --> 01:34:05,416 你對警察胡扯,害我被退學 1612 01:34:05,416 --> 01:34:07,583 然後大家亂說她發作 1613 01:34:07,583 --> 01:34:09,916 反而害她嚴重發作了 1614 01:34:09,916 --> 01:34:12,208 最終導致她被送進精神病院 1615 01:34:12,208 --> 01:34:14,416 - 受到自殺監控 - 我不知道有這種事 1616 01:34:14,416 --> 01:34:15,708 我離鄉背井去加州 1617 01:34:15,708 --> 01:34:18,666 每次回家就會聽到 “你妹還是受病情所擾 1618 01:34:18,666 --> 01:34:20,708 你能幫忙嗎?” 1619 01:34:20,708 --> 01:34:23,708 所以... 1620 01:34:24,375 --> 01:34:27,166 我拿機器給她看 想說能讓我們重新培養感情 1621 01:34:27,166 --> 01:34:30,458 兄弟,你以為這台機器 能讓你們重新培養感情? 1622 01:34:30,458 --> 01:34:33,625 對啊,我們團隊在實驗室 主要都是用機器來玩這個遊戲 1623 01:34:33,625 --> 01:34:35,083 《黑手黨》或《狼人殺》 1624 01:34:35,083 --> 01:34:36,875 我懂那些遊戲啦 1625 01:34:36,875 --> 01:34:38,291 猜猜怎麼著 1626 01:34:38,291 --> 01:34:41,750 原來她一直以來都在醞釀仇恨 1627 01:34:41,750 --> 01:34:42,875 等著要報復 1628 01:34:46,875 --> 01:34:48,541 對你、對我 1629 01:34:49,291 --> 01:34:50,125 對大家 1630 01:34:57,750 --> 01:35:00,833 我先釐清一下,大家怎麼了? 1631 01:35:04,458 --> 01:35:05,958 兄弟,一切都亂七八糟了 1632 01:35:28,250 --> 01:35:29,166 雪兒碧? 1633 01:35:33,916 --> 01:35:35,291 你不認得我? 1634 01:35:36,208 --> 01:35:39,458 我不知道最後是誰在誰體內 1635 01:35:40,166 --> 01:35:42,000 這倒底是怎麼回事? 1636 01:35:43,958 --> 01:35:44,833 你是誰? 1637 01:35:46,458 --> 01:35:47,291 我是雪兒碧 1638 01:35:48,416 --> 01:35:50,791 你為什麼怪裡怪氣? 1639 01:35:50,791 --> 01:35:52,583 到底...你是誰?這是... 1640 01:35:52,583 --> 01:35:54,083 - 說真的,你是誰? - 賽勒斯 1641 01:35:54,791 --> 01:35:56,583 你是感到失望嗎? 1642 01:35:58,125 --> 01:36:01,208 好啦,我現在真的麻煩大了 1643 01:36:02,208 --> 01:36:03,083 我知道 1644 01:36:03,750 --> 01:36:06,458 我要你幫我,我要你去找警察談 1645 01:36:07,541 --> 01:36:08,666 我不確定我辦不辦得到 1646 01:36:12,625 --> 01:36:13,541 你一定要辦到 1647 01:36:16,041 --> 01:36:17,500 搞什麼?這到底是什麼狀況? 1648 01:36:17,500 --> 01:36:19,458 怎麼回事?你為什麼要這樣? 1649 01:36:19,458 --> 01:36:22,500 - 你不是雪兒碧,你是誰? - 我就是雪兒碧 1650 01:36:23,250 --> 01:36:25,166 你的行為完全不同 1651 01:36:25,166 --> 01:36:28,125 你在...你在氣我,對不起,我... 1652 01:36:28,125 --> 01:36:30,375 你...我是說,要是我們...我們可以... 1653 01:36:31,458 --> 01:36:33,166 你想談結婚的事嗎? 1654 01:36:33,166 --> 01:36:35,833 我們可以離開這裡,再來談結婚 1655 01:36:35,833 --> 01:36:37,541 怎樣?你...我們可以... 1656 01:36:37,541 --> 01:36:41,000 我們或許能去別的地方 解決這個問題,像是... 1657 01:36:42,125 --> 01:36:43,125 像是... 1658 01:36:43,125 --> 01:36:45,041 這次我救不了你 1659 01:36:48,041 --> 01:36:49,541 什麼? 1660 01:36:51,041 --> 01:36:53,625 賽勒斯,你昨晚嗨到神智不清 1661 01:36:57,083 --> 01:36:59,416 你在講什麼鬼話? 1662 01:37:01,541 --> 01:37:03,625 一切都變得亂七八糟 1663 01:37:03,625 --> 01:37:05,333 你到底在講什麼鬼話? 1664 01:37:05,333 --> 01:37:07,333 我本來應該要進入魯本體內 1665 01:37:07,333 --> 01:37:09,500 但你妹動了一些手腳 1666 01:37:09,500 --> 01:37:11,041 好,可以了 1667 01:37:11,041 --> 01:37:13,666 大概不是每個人都如願以償了 1668 01:37:13,666 --> 01:37:14,916 - 快點動手 - 等等 1669 01:37:17,208 --> 01:37:19,333 不... 1670 01:37:19,333 --> 01:37:22,000 天啊,搞什... 1671 01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:22,958 等等... 1672 01:37:22,958 --> 01:37:24,125 搞屁啊? 1673 01:37:25,250 --> 01:37:26,250 搞屁啊! 1674 01:37:26,250 --> 01:37:28,500 - 不...搞屁... - 啊! 1675 01:37:28,500 --> 01:37:32,333 那邊那個是瑪雅,這我能確定 1676 01:37:34,666 --> 01:37:37,083 她覺得自己轉世了之類的 1677 01:37:37,083 --> 01:37:40,500 這不是在玩遊戲,好嗎? 我需要你幫助我離開這裡 1678 01:37:40,500 --> 01:37:44,625 警察說有人在丹尼斯死前 從他的帳戶偷錢 1679 01:37:44,625 --> 01:37:47,625 轉帳到某個海外帳戶 1680 01:37:47,625 --> 01:37:50,291 - 你要我怎麼辦? - 是傅布斯幹的 1681 01:37:50,291 --> 01:37:52,583 第一回合時,傅布斯在丹尼斯體內 1682 01:37:52,583 --> 01:37:54,708 他謊稱自己是我 1683 01:37:54,708 --> 01:37:57,375 - 賽勒斯在丹尼斯體內 - 好啦 1684 01:37:57,375 --> 01:37:59,166 但其實是他在丹尼斯體內 1685 01:38:00,666 --> 01:38:02,208 但現在手提箱不見了 1686 01:38:02,208 --> 01:38:04,291 所以我猜他已經跑了 1687 01:38:05,083 --> 01:38:07,083 等等,什麼? 1688 01:38:08,708 --> 01:38:09,916 現在機器在誰手上? 1689 01:38:15,500 --> 01:38:16,500 這個嘛... 1690 01:38:29,541 --> 01:38:33,208 你進入的每個身體 都會給你一種人生百態 1691 01:38:33,208 --> 01:38:37,291 一段時間後,你就會想不停轉換 1692 01:38:54,416 --> 01:38:55,250 幹 1693 01:38:59,166 --> 01:39:01,750 賽勒斯,那是一場遊戲 1694 01:39:02,666 --> 01:39:03,583 不是真的 1695 01:39:04,083 --> 01:39:05,833 不對...我沒瘋... 1696 01:39:05,833 --> 01:39:08,333 不要洗腦我或搞什麼... 1697 01:39:08,333 --> 01:39:09,333 你是誰? 1698 01:39:10,166 --> 01:39:11,041 我就說了 1699 01:39:13,166 --> 01:39:14,125 我是雪兒碧 1700 01:39:16,375 --> 01:39:17,208 拿出證明啊 1701 01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:29,291 昨晚你說想跟我白頭偕老 1702 01:39:31,166 --> 01:39:35,208 但我不相信你 因為你在整段感情中都在說謊 1703 01:39:36,250 --> 01:39:38,333 然後有人想出超高明的點子 1704 01:39:38,333 --> 01:39:39,708 能讓你說出真相 1705 01:39:39,708 --> 01:39:42,333 想知道換作我是你,我會怎麼做嗎? 1706 01:39:42,333 --> 01:39:43,708 - 怎麼做? - 我們得談談 1707 01:39:43,708 --> 01:39:46,708 {\an8}- 但如果你真正想要的是妮琪 - 要怎麼告訴大家? 1708 01:39:46,708 --> 01:39:48,583 你說那是你想要的啊 1709 01:39:48,583 --> 01:39:51,500 {\an8}- 我沒說那是我想要的 - 你說我們能讓它實現啊 1710 01:39:51,500 --> 01:39:54,125 你跟我說你想娶我 1711 01:39:54,875 --> 01:39:56,333 但你其實是想要我 1712 01:39:56,333 --> 01:39:59,000 餘生都待在別人體內 1713 01:39:59,500 --> 01:40:02,458 這是你這輩子能對我說的最後一個謊 1714 01:40:03,458 --> 01:40:04,666 天啊 1715 01:40:06,166 --> 01:40:08,166 這是因為戴假髮那件事嗎? 1716 01:40:08,916 --> 01:40:11,583 這該不會是因為戴假髮... 1717 01:40:11,583 --> 01:40:13,875 我們沒必要再幹那種事,對不起 1718 01:40:13,875 --> 01:40:15,791 - 可以請你去跟警察談嗎? - 賽勒斯? 1719 01:40:16,791 --> 01:40:18,583 你做的事是錯的 1720 01:40:19,625 --> 01:40:21,208 大錯特錯 1721 01:40:22,166 --> 01:40:23,625 你是爛人 1722 01:40:24,125 --> 01:40:28,083 你這輩子就該活得悽慘悲哀 1723 01:40:28,083 --> 01:40:31,833 拿根生鏽鐵鍬塞進你屁眼 1724 01:40:32,416 --> 01:40:34,250 去死吧,賤人 1725 01:40:34,750 --> 01:40:38,291 (劇終) 1726 01:42:43,916 --> 01:42:49,416 字幕翻譯:韓仁耀