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"POLITICS IS THE ART OF
LOOKING FOR TROUBLE,

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FINDING IT EVERYWHERE,
DIAGNOSING IT INCORRECTLY

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AND APPLYING THE WRONG REMEDIES."

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ATTRIBUTED TO GROUCHO MARX

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It's this damn government!

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We have failed.

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Socialism must be driven away
from Latin America.

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Lula da Silva was sentenced on corruption
and money laundering charges.

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An agrarian reform.

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Listen, socialists only destroy things.

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CHILEANS REJECT TAX REFORM

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-Chile is a mess, the country was sold.
-He couldn't hold on to power.

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The country is polarized.

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I got wiretapped
while one of your friends was in power.

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You and your leftist ideas
destroyed this fucking hellhole.

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Cristina Kirchner
is sentenced to six years in prison.

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"CRISTINA KIRCHNER
HAD ONE OF THE WORST ADMINISTRATIONS"

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Every time socialism
gets implemented, it sinks.

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God, you asked me to be patient.

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NAYIB BUKELE:
"GOD WANTED TO HEAL OUR COUNTRY"

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Why do so many right-wingers
see Nayib Bukele as an example?

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We must defend freedom.

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Long live freedom, damn it!

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Violence and social inequality
have another counterpart,

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territorial inequality.

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Anarchists, improvisers, malcontents.
And they're also lazy as hell, man!

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He knows the only bad thing about power
is not having it. Excuse me.

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POWER

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That kind of change
cannot be achieved in four years.

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Down with Petro!

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Colombia needs
a National Constituent Assembly.

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PETRO SEEKS REELECTION
VIA A CONSTITUENT ASSEMBLY

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We are not complaining or whining

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because we wanted to sleep
in the presidential palace.

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JUANPIS GONZÁLEZ SWEEPS AT THE POLLS

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The Historical Pact is ancient history.

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PRESIDENT-ELECT GONZÁLEZ SPEAKS

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Fascist!

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Son of a bitch!

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Fascist!

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Son of a bitch!

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Run!

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You crooked fascist!

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You stole the election!
You don't represent us, asshole!

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Run! Everyone, run!

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I never doubted
we would win the presidency.

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Never forget who brought you here.

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The best part is
leftist governments are going to end now.

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They end with you, Juan Pablo.

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Grandpa.

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BOGOTÁ, AUGUST 7, 2026

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The time has come for "Polombia"!

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Thank you, God,
and thanks to the Colombian people,

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for giving me the honor
of leading the future of our Fatherland.

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Not the Foolish one,

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but a top-quality one.

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We will reach equality
when poor people go to pay their taxes

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and do it gladly, with a sense of pride,

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knowing they will be helping a little boy…

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PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION
LIVE FROM BOLÍVAR SQUARE

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…or a little girl…
Or even, like, a baby, you know?

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You know,

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poor people are poor
because they want to be.

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Poor people of Colombia,

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we won't fail you.

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We'll be working
towards attracting investments

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that can lead to
a better quality of life for our citizens,

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but without greasing any palms.

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I'm honored to begin this task

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at the side
of the first Black vice president

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of this banana republic.

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And if you don't like him
because he is Black and fearless,

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that's too bad.

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What we can promise
is that he will never ride a Petro-copter.

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Not even my beloved Martuchis,

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who loves to sponge off
this big banana republic called Polombia,

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not even she will do that.

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And also…

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Also, things will improve in this country.

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I have no doubt about it.

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We will spread this virus of life
across the stars in the universe.

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May our love for this country be the flame

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through which the Lord
and Our Lady of Chiquinquirá

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enlighten me to succeed,

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and also to overcome
the human trait of vanity

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and correct me when I make a mistake.

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Juanpis!

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Yes!

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Juanpis!

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My name is Juan Pablo González Pombo

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and I am your president.

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JUANPIS GONZÁLEZ:
THE PEOPLE'S PRESIDENT

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Have you wondered how a guy
like Juan Pablo González Pombo

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was able to become president
of a country like Colombia?

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Welcome to this game.

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The first thing you need to understand

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is that politics
has nothing to do with morality.

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Only a select few can play.

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A circle of people that decide on the life
of the other 40 million sheep.

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After what happened
in the last four years,

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the board is tilting to one side.

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And the country is filled

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with renewable energies, farmers,

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students with a free ride to school.

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Just a bunch of slackers.

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The time has come to move the chips…

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in our favor.

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Mr. President.

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The Conservative Party
has just signed the document.

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What a great way
to start the day, Martuchis!

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-How do I look?
-Great.

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Thanks.

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Gentlemen! Welcome.

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The youngest faces of our party.
Thank you for coming.

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Welcome to the administration of change.

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-Mr. President.
-Thanks.

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So we're all set. Right?

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-We're set.
-Go ahead.

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We have to make them sign.
They don't have much time left.

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Finally.

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I'm finally the owner
of this banana plantation.

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I can already smell the power.

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The bouquet.

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Exactly, the bouquet.

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Besides, did you see it?

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-They love me.
-Right.

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That's the law of attraction, sir. Enjoy.

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Of course he'll enjoy it.

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The president has a 70% support rate
amongst the traditional parties.

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This way, he'll have free rein
to rule over this slum.

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Remember, this isn't a country,
but a tiny corner of the Earth.

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It's true.

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Ivanchis, let's deal with corruption
and make sure it's at the right scale.

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It's that simple.

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-It's a win-win, right?
-Right.

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People say,
"Yes, the guy steals, but he delivers."

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Exactly.

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Listen, Ivanchis.

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Relax.

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You should be happy. You'll get to do
all those leftist things you like.

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To make you smile,
I will appoint you officially.

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How about

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General Secretary of the Presidency?

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-I like it. He fits the bill.
-He does!

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Mr. President, I'd like to ask you
not to toy with my feelings

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because, as you very well know,

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I don't have the documentation
to work in this country.

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Listen, man. I can just call someone.

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In a few hours
I can turn Spaniards, Italians,

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and even Venezuelans, into Colombians.

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Boom, dude.

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That's what power is for.

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Exactly.

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Call the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

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Tell them that you're my private secretary
and that we need this ready today.

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Private secretary?

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Is there anyone else
who can keep my private secrets like you?

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-Mr. President.
-It's true.

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Mr. President.

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Your meeting
with the progressive commission.

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The progressives? Good God.

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Get me a mask.

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-What a drag.
-They're like a virus.

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Remember, the representative
of that commission is Senator Camila.

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Cams is here?

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Amazing.

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This is getting good.

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-Do I look good?
-Perfect. Very elegant.

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Sorry, I can't come with you
because those leftists give me a rash.

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Don't worry.

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Watch your hands. Sanitize them well.

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I'll get that lady right.

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Incorrigible.

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-Bring her!
-Yes, sir.

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Senator, how are you?
Welcome to the palace.

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Thank you.

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-Excuse me.
-Go ahead.

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Right ahead.

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To the president's office.

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Thanks, Marta. How are you?

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We're good. We're a success.

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-And you?
-A success by his side.

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-I'm glad.
-Go ahead.

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Juan Pablo.

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Camila Benavides, a.k.a. "Cams."

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Welcome.

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Your book is upside down.

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First of all, call me Mr. President.

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Second of all,

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it's called reading comprehension.

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Have a seat.

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Thank you.

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Thank you for coming.

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Let me just sign some papers here… There.

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The work never ends, you know?

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I asked you here, Cams…

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for a very simple reason.

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I want to work
with all the parties, hand in hand.

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I want us to work towards building
the country we all dream of.

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Yes. Even you.

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In the next four years,
we should do it as much as we can.

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So, of course, I thought of you
and decided to call you, because you…

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You live here.

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In my heart.

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Please, keep it professional.

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Cams, if we can't be together,

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then why don't you join us?

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Join my party,

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instead of posting online
and being part of the opposition.

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I'd be nice if you joined us.

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I don't agree with your politics
or your choice of partners.

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But I know it's important for us to
work together for the sake of our country.

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What? You don't think I feel the same way?

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What?

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My work goals are entirely based
on promoting the agrarian reform.

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Right.

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We both know that your family
is not interested in that.

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Did you hear what you just said?
My family. Not me.

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Cams, listen.

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Do you believe
I've never seen a farm in my life?

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That I've never been to one?

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I even know some peasants.

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I swear.
I have a peasant friend. He's great.

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I have his phone number. I can call him.

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I'll put him on speaker. He'll say,
"Mr. Juan Pablo and I are friends."

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Juan Pablo,
the thing is that our work goals

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are not aligned at all.

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It's a shame, but they're so different.

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Okay.

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Camila…

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Forget about me.

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Let me go.

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Light a candle tonight. Go home, relax.

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Blow out the candle,
and close the chapter on us.

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It's for your own good. I mean it.

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Juan Pablo…

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having an opposition
is a vital part of democracy.

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Totally.

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If we find a way to work together,
the country will benefit.

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I just don't see if we can find it.

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I will find it.

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Let's wait and see, Mr. President.

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Right.

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Take care.

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No, you take care.

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No, you take care.

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No, you.

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We're downtown,
you don't have many bodyguards.

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There are Venezuelans around.

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What was that guy called?

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That peasant guy.

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-Marta, have a good day.
-Thanks.

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-Bye, all.
-Buongiorno.

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Have a good day.

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00:16:00.209 --> 00:16:01.210
Martuchis.

258
00:16:02.628 --> 00:16:04.338
My dear Mr. President!

259
00:16:05.756 --> 00:16:06.674
How did it go?

260
00:16:06.757 --> 00:16:07.841
It was excellent.

261
00:16:09.635 --> 00:16:10.678
So now,

262
00:16:11.762 --> 00:16:13.722
let the party begin!

263
00:16:25.067 --> 00:16:26.193
To Reficlarck!

264
00:16:32.950 --> 00:16:36.078
REFICLARCK REFINERY
GRAND OPENING

265
00:16:36.161 --> 00:16:40.374
MONEY STOLEN: 18 TRILLION
COULD HAVE FINANCED OVER 200 SCHOOLS

266
00:17:05.024 --> 00:17:07.818
-Hello, Senator.
-Senator Guerrero, how are you?

267
00:17:07.901 --> 00:17:09.319
-Fine. You?
-Fine, thanks.

268
00:17:14.783 --> 00:17:19.872
Juan Pablo, it's time to turn this country
into a mass of concrete.

269
00:17:19.955 --> 00:17:24.626
Pave over jungles, pave over rivers,
pave over wetlands…

270
00:17:25.252 --> 00:17:27.796
The country must be interconnected.

271
00:17:30.632 --> 00:17:33.969
"TO THE MOON 1" ROAD
THE ROAD FOR ALL COLOMBIANS

272
00:17:34.053 --> 00:17:38.182
MONEY STOLEN: OVER 500 BILLION
COULD HAVE FINANCED 10 HOSPITALS

273
00:17:47.858 --> 00:17:49.860
Come on, shake it!

274
00:18:00.829 --> 00:18:03.332
Look what I found
on the back of the plane.

275
00:18:18.472 --> 00:18:21.809
Ms. Martuchis, they even changed my name.

276
00:18:21.892 --> 00:18:23.602
It's now pronounced differently.

277
00:18:38.992 --> 00:18:41.328
The agrarian reform I'm proposing

278
00:18:41.411 --> 00:18:45.707
will not only give back purchasing power
to Colombian farmers,

279
00:18:45.791 --> 00:18:49.962
but it will also give them back the lands

280
00:18:50.462 --> 00:18:53.006
they have been
systematically displaced from

281
00:18:53.090 --> 00:18:55.759
by order of the present
and former administrations

282
00:18:55.843 --> 00:18:58.345
through paramilitary forces.

283
00:18:59.388 --> 00:19:00.305
And these pa…

284
00:19:05.269 --> 00:19:08.272
These paramilitary forces
have obviously been sponsored

285
00:19:08.355 --> 00:19:10.941
by wealthy families in Colombia.

286
00:19:11.859 --> 00:19:14.778
At this point,
I would like Senator Aristizabal

287
00:19:14.862 --> 00:19:18.824
to make some remarks about this topic,

288
00:19:18.907 --> 00:19:21.410
since he seems
more interested in the food,

289
00:19:21.493 --> 00:19:24.413
especially the salmon
he has just received.

290
00:19:24.496 --> 00:19:29.042
That seems more important
than the social justice our country needs.

291
00:19:31.003 --> 00:19:34.298
President Madrugo
is talking about Nanómeros,

292
00:19:34.381 --> 00:19:36.216
the company we bought from Colombia,

293
00:19:36.300 --> 00:19:39.970
but haven't been able to run
because of the border closures.

294
00:19:40.053 --> 00:19:42.389
Since it's losing money,

295
00:19:43.056 --> 00:19:45.142
they're willing to consider offers.

296
00:19:45.225 --> 00:19:49.605
Please, tell me
how the Nanómeros business works.

297
00:19:49.688 --> 00:19:53.942
Nanómeros sells fertilizers,
my dear president.

298
00:19:55.444 --> 00:19:58.780
It's the number one commodity
in the production of food

299
00:19:58.864 --> 00:20:00.282
for both our countries.

300
00:20:00.365 --> 00:20:02.242
And everyone has to eat, right?

301
00:20:02.993 --> 00:20:05.746
It would mean making a profit
from every plate

302
00:20:05.829 --> 00:20:09.166
that is set on the table
of every Colombian family.

303
00:20:09.249 --> 00:20:11.710
And then we can tell the press that…

304
00:20:13.378 --> 00:20:15.214
that we are solving hunger.

305
00:20:16.757 --> 00:20:19.760
-Boom! It's an amazing deal!
-Iván.

306
00:20:21.762 --> 00:20:23.805
Of course not, Juan Pablo.

307
00:20:23.889 --> 00:20:25.098
We sold that company

308
00:20:25.182 --> 00:20:28.602
because we didn't want
to get involved with Venezuela!

309
00:20:28.685 --> 00:20:32.064
Their current politics and ours
are completely misaligned.

310
00:20:32.147 --> 00:20:33.023
Okay, listen.

311
00:20:33.607 --> 00:20:36.860
Grandpa, politics don't matter.
What matters are profits.

312
00:20:36.944 --> 00:20:38.278
I said no.

313
00:20:38.362 --> 00:20:41.406
We refuse to work with President Madrugo.

314
00:20:41.490 --> 00:20:44.493
It goes against everything we are
and what we do.

315
00:20:44.576 --> 00:20:45.452
I told you!

316
00:20:45.953 --> 00:20:46.828
No!

317
00:20:49.998 --> 00:20:54.795
Listen, man,
we won't do business with terrorists

318
00:20:54.878 --> 00:20:58.548
or any type of regime like yours,
especially not Madrugo, okay?

319
00:20:58.632 --> 00:21:01.134
In fact, we'll close the border.

320
00:21:01.218 --> 00:21:02.511
To teach you a lesson.

321
00:21:02.594 --> 00:21:05.389
Listen, you.
Enough with the party, boys. Okay?

322
00:21:06.181 --> 00:21:07.432
Wipe your nose, man.

323
00:21:08.308 --> 00:21:09.977
Okay, Mr. President.

324
00:21:10.060 --> 00:21:13.313
But about those party boys…
That's just a rumor, okay?

325
00:21:13.397 --> 00:21:15.107
I have to go. I'm busy.

326
00:21:15.649 --> 00:21:17.150
Kisses. Bye.

327
00:21:20.779 --> 00:21:22.239
Gentlemen, cheers.

328
00:21:22.322 --> 00:21:23.991
-Cheers!
-Cheers!

329
00:21:27.786 --> 00:21:30.163
A politician's power

330
00:21:30.706 --> 00:21:33.792
is exerted through weapons.

331
00:21:34.835 --> 00:21:37.045
A country's sovereignty

332
00:21:38.046 --> 00:21:39.548
should not be granted,

333
00:21:40.132 --> 00:21:42.801
it should just be seized.

334
00:21:42.884 --> 00:21:44.928
It's that simple.

335
00:21:46.596 --> 00:21:50.142
I want to announce that we have bought

336
00:21:51.351 --> 00:21:53.061
a couple of toys.

337
00:21:56.189 --> 00:22:01.611
Because this administration
refuses to fraternize

338
00:22:01.695 --> 00:22:04.573
or negotiate with terrorists.

339
00:22:05.407 --> 00:22:06.491
That's right.

340
00:22:06.575 --> 00:22:09.911
Yes, I'm talking to you,
President Madrugo.

341
00:22:10.662 --> 00:22:13.540
I have requested the closure
and militarization

342
00:22:13.623 --> 00:22:15.542
of our border with your country.

343
00:22:16.084 --> 00:22:17.544
Squad!

344
00:22:18.420 --> 00:22:21.673
Never lose your faith or your discipline.

345
00:22:22.257 --> 00:22:26.720
Because I feel very proud
to be your commander-in-chief.

346
00:22:27.429 --> 00:22:28.513
Hooah!

347
00:22:29.014 --> 00:22:30.140
Hooah!

348
00:22:33.977 --> 00:22:35.812
MILITARY SPENDING: 500 BILLION

349
00:22:35.896 --> 00:22:38.482
MONEY DIVERTED FROM PEACEKEEPING EFFORTS

350
00:22:42.611 --> 00:22:43.779
PEACE

351
00:22:45.864 --> 00:22:46.990
Awesome!

352
00:22:48.367 --> 00:22:49.368
Hi, Jenny.

353
00:22:50.535 --> 00:22:51.453
Hi.

354
00:23:01.755 --> 00:23:02.672
What happened?

355
00:23:03.673 --> 00:23:04.883
Not a fucking thing.

356
00:23:06.468 --> 00:23:07.552
Have you seen it?

357
00:23:11.223 --> 00:23:12.140
Look.

358
00:23:12.641 --> 00:23:15.143
Look at the wonderful president we have.

359
00:23:15.769 --> 00:23:21.191
He has missed more than 82 meetings
with the farmer's rights committee.

360
00:23:21.274 --> 00:23:23.193
He canceled every appointment
due to scheduling.

361
00:23:23.276 --> 00:23:25.570
REINFORCED DEFENSES ON OUR BORDERS
A HUGE STEP FOR OUR COUNTRY

362
00:23:25.654 --> 00:23:29.282
But he does have time to spend on planes
and war. We should declare war on him!

363
00:23:29.366 --> 00:23:31.618
We need to keep a cool head, Jenny.

364
00:23:32.869 --> 00:23:34.246
I was just in Congress.

365
00:23:35.747 --> 00:23:38.959
-They seem more receptive to the reform.
-Camila, please.

366
00:23:43.922 --> 00:23:46.842
REINFORCED DEFENSES ON OUR BORDERS

367
00:23:46.925 --> 00:23:49.344
POPULARITY RATES 2027
AUG 2026 - AUG 2027

368
00:23:49.428 --> 00:23:54.850
AMAZON - ANDEAN
CARIBBEAN - ORINOCO - PACIFIC

369
00:23:54.933 --> 00:23:58.812
The House of Nariño
is the heart of the Colombian people.

370
00:24:01.481 --> 00:24:02.983
How many can you do?

371
00:24:03.567 --> 00:24:05.735
I only use my head to think.

372
00:24:07.154 --> 00:24:10.657
We will not fail
the needy people of Colombia.

373
00:24:13.618 --> 00:24:16.496
We need to be a resilient nation

374
00:24:16.580 --> 00:24:18.331
to fix the past

375
00:24:18.415 --> 00:24:21.710
and build the future that Polombia wants!

376
00:24:21.793 --> 00:24:24.087
CLOSE TO PARADISE
A MIRACLE CALLED JUANPIS

377
00:24:25.797 --> 00:24:28.300
Today marks your first year as president,

378
00:24:28.383 --> 00:24:31.428
and you have a 75% approval rating.

379
00:24:31.928 --> 00:24:34.389
One of the highest in our history.

380
00:24:34.473 --> 00:24:36.266
How do you feel about this?

381
00:24:36.349 --> 00:24:40.979
Well, my dear Afro-descendant journalist,
I feel great.

382
00:24:41.563 --> 00:24:45.901
That's the result of having
a premium, top-quality government.

383
00:24:45.984 --> 00:24:49.362
As a politician,
I've always worked for all the people.

384
00:24:49.446 --> 00:24:50.280
Always.

385
00:24:50.363 --> 00:24:53.241
What's needed now?
Investors need security.

386
00:24:53.325 --> 00:24:56.077
Are we working on that? Of course we are.

387
00:24:56.161 --> 00:24:59.498
And we also need results
for our Polombian people.

388
00:25:00.332 --> 00:25:02.292
What's next on your second year?

389
00:25:02.375 --> 00:25:05.212
We want to know
what your next challenges are.

390
00:25:05.295 --> 00:25:06.838
Good question, Nicky.

391
00:25:06.922 --> 00:25:09.216
Challenges? Everything is a challenge.

392
00:25:10.592 --> 00:25:14.262
Nicky, one of my biggest flaws,
ever since I was little,

393
00:25:14.346 --> 00:25:16.556
has always been perfection.

394
00:25:26.399 --> 00:25:27.400
Thank you.

395
00:25:27.484 --> 00:25:28.527
I said bravo!

396
00:25:37.244 --> 00:25:39.120
Anything else, Mr. President?

397
00:25:39.204 --> 00:25:41.456
Thanks. That's perfect for now.

398
00:25:41.540 --> 00:25:42.374
See you later.

399
00:25:43.208 --> 00:25:44.751
Hey, cheers!

400
00:25:45.335 --> 00:25:49.214
Do you like the club?
It's my grandfather's, so it's mine.

401
00:25:49.297 --> 00:25:53.009
Someone wants to take part of it
and build a small park.

402
00:25:53.093 --> 00:25:54.928
That would be awful, right?

403
00:25:55.595 --> 00:25:56.555
What?

404
00:25:57.055 --> 00:25:59.224
Mr. President, we're ready.

405
00:26:08.358 --> 00:26:09.526
Gentlemen.

406
00:26:14.823 --> 00:26:16.241
All right, here we are.

407
00:26:16.324 --> 00:26:17.951
Thank you, Mr. President,

408
00:26:18.034 --> 00:26:21.871
for being an ally
to the people making our country work.

409
00:26:21.955 --> 00:26:23.373
Gentlemen, proceed.

410
00:26:27.127 --> 00:26:28.962
THANK YOU!

411
00:26:36.219 --> 00:26:37.220
Okay.

412
00:26:40.807 --> 00:26:42.017
Thank you very much.

413
00:26:43.435 --> 00:26:44.853
Excuse me, sir.

414
00:26:49.899 --> 00:26:53.069
Sir, a warning.
I think they're ripping you off.

415
00:26:53.153 --> 00:26:54.487
I know, moron.

416
00:26:54.571 --> 00:26:55.405
Grandpa!

417
00:27:00.243 --> 00:27:01.328
Thank you.

418
00:27:03.747 --> 00:27:06.958
Can you tell me what my share is?

419
00:27:07.042 --> 00:27:11.254
Juan Pablo,
you get 4% of every business deal.

420
00:27:12.464 --> 00:27:13.590
Four percent?

421
00:27:14.090 --> 00:27:15.300
-Ivanchis?
-Sir?

422
00:27:16.217 --> 00:27:17.802
Do the math, please.

423
00:27:17.886 --> 00:27:19.512
I already did, sir.

424
00:27:19.596 --> 00:27:21.097
Okay, sir. Here it is.

425
00:27:21.181 --> 00:27:25.185
It's 70 billion pesos for the down payment
on the Internet deal,

426
00:27:25.769 --> 00:27:28.271
another 500 billion pesos
for the peace thing,

427
00:27:29.147 --> 00:27:32.734
and 2.9 trillion pesos for the refinery.

428
00:27:32.817 --> 00:27:36.488
Then another 200 billion pesos
for road infrastructure works.

429
00:27:36.571 --> 00:27:40.033
The total is 3.6 trillion pesos.

430
00:27:41.076 --> 00:27:45.664
Three point six trillion pesos, huh?

431
00:27:46.748 --> 00:27:49.793
A member of the Senate
in this shithole country

432
00:27:49.876 --> 00:27:53.546
could earn yearly, oh, I don't know,
maybe something like…

433
00:27:54.255 --> 00:27:57.801
150 billion pesos, on a bad year?

434
00:27:59.469 --> 00:28:02.931
And I, the President of the Republic,

435
00:28:03.515 --> 00:28:05.141
the face of this country,

436
00:28:05.809 --> 00:28:07.602
end up becoming a meme.

437
00:28:09.270 --> 00:28:10.855
And getting ripped off.

438
00:28:10.939 --> 00:28:11.773
Quiet.

439
00:28:12.273 --> 00:28:14.693
What's wrong with you, Juan Pablo?

440
00:28:15.360 --> 00:28:18.571
You're getting
your fair share of the deals.

441
00:28:19.072 --> 00:28:21.282
That's the way these things go.

442
00:28:21.866 --> 00:28:24.411
I thought I was dealing with honest men.

443
00:28:32.085 --> 00:28:33.586
-Ivanchis.
-Sir.

444
00:28:34.546 --> 00:28:35.922
The briefcase, idiot.

445
00:28:39.008 --> 00:28:40.635
-Excuse me.
-Excuse me.

446
00:29:44.449 --> 00:29:46.159
According to the last report,

447
00:29:46.242 --> 00:29:50.455
15% of Colombians
are living at the poverty line.

448
00:29:50.538 --> 00:29:55.752
That's why we need to strengthen plans
to fight hunger in rural areas.

449
00:29:57.128 --> 00:30:00.256
The agrarian reform
your ex-girlfriend is proposing…

450
00:30:02.050 --> 00:30:04.010
I mean, Ms. Camila.

451
00:30:04.093 --> 00:30:05.970
Excuse me, Senator Camila.

452
00:30:06.054 --> 00:30:09.682
That reform will help farmers
produce a lot more food,

453
00:30:09.766 --> 00:30:14.687
and in that way, we can fully eliminate
food insecurity in our country.

454
00:30:15.396 --> 00:30:19.734
Mr. President, I think it's time
for us to talk about fertilizers.

455
00:30:19.818 --> 00:30:21.986
Our administration needs to commit…

456
00:30:25.156 --> 00:30:26.282
Get your hands off.

457
00:30:30.203 --> 00:30:31.246
Of course.

458
00:30:34.123 --> 00:30:37.043
There's our answer.

459
00:30:37.126 --> 00:30:38.127
Fertilizers.

460
00:30:44.300 --> 00:30:45.677
Fertilizers.

461
00:30:46.886 --> 00:30:48.596
-Martuchis.
-Sir?

462
00:30:48.680 --> 00:30:50.598
-Get everybody out.
-Sorry?

463
00:30:50.682 --> 00:30:52.809
Get them all out.

464
00:30:54.018 --> 00:30:55.353
Out. Leave, please.

465
00:30:55.937 --> 00:30:56.938
Out!

466
00:30:57.522 --> 00:30:58.439
Go!

467
00:30:58.523 --> 00:31:00.066
Everybody out!

468
00:31:00.149 --> 00:31:01.609
Move, go!

469
00:31:03.027 --> 00:31:07.407
I am a fucking genius, man. I really am.

470
00:31:07.490 --> 00:31:09.325
Ms. Martuchis, are you okay?

471
00:31:10.743 --> 00:31:13.788
Guys, I have a brilliant idea.

472
00:31:14.455 --> 00:31:19.794
We need to strengthen plans
to fight hunger in rural areas.

473
00:31:21.546 --> 00:31:23.756
What does the agrarian reform entail?

474
00:31:24.757 --> 00:31:25.633
That's it.

475
00:31:26.467 --> 00:31:29.721
Farmers would produce more food.

476
00:31:29.804 --> 00:31:30.930
What would that do?

477
00:31:31.681 --> 00:31:33.141
Eliminate food insecurity.

478
00:31:33.725 --> 00:31:35.560
What our government must do

479
00:31:35.643 --> 00:31:39.898
is guarantee the purchase of supplies

480
00:31:40.398 --> 00:31:43.860
for those peasant guys
to increase production.

481
00:31:44.485 --> 00:31:46.446
That was the answer, Ivanchis.

482
00:31:46.529 --> 00:31:48.406
Fertilizers.

483
00:31:48.907 --> 00:31:51.117
It's all about fertilizers.

484
00:31:51.200 --> 00:31:56.372
Plus, it's the perfect excuse
to buy that company Bendedetti mentioned.

485
00:31:56.456 --> 00:31:57.874
Nanómeros, sir.

486
00:31:57.957 --> 00:31:59.542
Fertilizers.

487
00:32:01.878 --> 00:32:04.881
Martuchis,
get me a ham and cheese sandwich.

488
00:32:04.964 --> 00:32:06.049
Some powder too.

489
00:32:07.216 --> 00:32:09.719
I mean, powdered coffee. The one I like.

490
00:32:13.056 --> 00:32:16.726
You moron, don't just stand there.
Explain how this shit works!

491
00:32:16.809 --> 00:32:17.936
Mr. President,

492
00:32:18.478 --> 00:32:24.609
Nanómeros supplies fertilizers
for 40% of the country's food production.

493
00:32:24.692 --> 00:32:27.195
If we resume diplomatic relations

494
00:32:27.278 --> 00:32:29.656
with the leftist governments
in Latin America,

495
00:32:29.739 --> 00:32:32.992
that 40% could increase to 80%.

496
00:32:34.202 --> 00:32:35.620
What are we waiting for?

497
00:32:36.120 --> 00:32:37.163
Let's buy it!

498
00:32:37.246 --> 00:32:39.791
The thing is, it's not that easy, sir.

499
00:32:39.874 --> 00:32:43.461
Colombia sold it to Venezuela
a few years ago, and now it costs triple.

500
00:32:43.544 --> 00:32:47.256
Since you closed the border
and suspended diplomatic relations,

501
00:32:47.340 --> 00:32:48.508
it will be difficult.

502
00:32:49.717 --> 00:32:53.638
Owning the sale of fertilizers
in an entire agricultural continent,

503
00:32:53.721 --> 00:32:55.974
is this administration's checkmate.

504
00:32:56.057 --> 00:33:00.937
How the hell can we get
350 million dollars to buy it back?

505
00:33:02.021 --> 00:33:05.274
Do what people always do in this country.

506
00:33:06.150 --> 00:33:09.112
Pay your share using government money.

507
00:33:12.699 --> 00:33:14.951
Half the company
belongs to the government.

508
00:33:15.034 --> 00:33:18.162
The other half belongs
to this new association.

509
00:33:20.707 --> 00:33:24.794
My dear Martuchis,
you're a fucking genius.

510
00:33:25.294 --> 00:33:26.629
That's it!

511
00:33:26.713 --> 00:33:29.132
Let's buy it. What are we waiting for?

512
00:33:29.215 --> 00:33:31.175
Your grandfather won't like it.

513
00:33:31.259 --> 00:33:34.595
Grandpa decided
to cut me out of his business dealings.

514
00:33:35.847 --> 00:33:37.098
So I'll do the same.

515
00:33:38.766 --> 00:33:40.059
Don't forget this.

516
00:33:40.935 --> 00:33:44.188
Your grandfather…
You need to be careful with him.

517
00:33:48.067 --> 00:33:51.195
To achieve this, you need flexibility

518
00:33:52.321 --> 00:33:54.699
in terms of political stances.

519
00:34:00.705 --> 00:34:03.166
-Hello?
-Camila, my girl, Martuchis here.

520
00:34:03.249 --> 00:34:04.667
Marta, I'm a senator.

521
00:34:04.751 --> 00:34:06.627
Don't call me that.

522
00:34:06.711 --> 00:34:07.712
Sure, my girl.

523
00:34:07.795 --> 00:34:11.716
Juanpis asked me to invite you
for a meeting tonight.

524
00:34:14.177 --> 00:34:16.471
Tell the president that I'll be there.

525
00:34:16.554 --> 00:34:17.930
-All right.
-Thanks.

526
00:34:18.014 --> 00:34:19.515
Thank you, ma'am.

527
00:34:23.102 --> 00:34:24.103
What was that?

528
00:34:25.229 --> 00:34:27.648
President González Pombo
wants to meet with me.

529
00:34:29.108 --> 00:34:32.153
Trust me. I know how to handle Juan Pablo.

530
00:34:32.236 --> 00:34:34.655
When there's a will, there's a way.

531
00:34:39.243 --> 00:34:40.745
Alliances.

532
00:34:41.245 --> 00:34:43.331
They're older than politics itself.

533
00:34:43.956 --> 00:34:47.627
Making an alliance with someone
implies, unmistakably,

534
00:34:47.710 --> 00:34:50.630
to take on someone more powerful.

535
00:35:15.446 --> 00:35:20.284
What's with all this beautiful music
and the fancy dinner, Mr. President?

536
00:35:20.368 --> 00:35:22.036
I thought things were clear.

537
00:35:22.120 --> 00:35:26.707
Cams, it's the least I can do
for a female like you.

538
00:35:29.710 --> 00:35:32.755
Let me tell you this. You look gorgeous.

539
00:35:32.839 --> 00:35:34.674
I mean it. You look… wow.

540
00:35:34.757 --> 00:35:36.759
-A bit informal, yes.
-Thanks.

541
00:35:36.843 --> 00:35:38.010
But very much you.

542
00:35:39.720 --> 00:35:40.555
Good evening.

543
00:35:44.267 --> 00:35:45.101
Cams,

544
00:35:46.269 --> 00:35:47.645
I asked you to come

545
00:35:48.938 --> 00:35:50.898
because I can't work anymore

546
00:35:52.066 --> 00:35:54.902
until we set
our romantic situation straight.

547
00:35:54.986 --> 00:35:56.237
I'm like…

548
00:35:57.613 --> 00:36:00.575
-What?
-There's no romantic situation.

549
00:36:00.658 --> 00:36:02.493
There's nothing to talk about.

550
00:36:03.411 --> 00:36:04.245
Okay.

551
00:36:08.249 --> 00:36:09.792
Stop that, damn it!

552
00:36:10.459 --> 00:36:11.544
Get out!

553
00:36:11.627 --> 00:36:12.712
Get out, now!

554
00:36:14.380 --> 00:36:16.048
Fucking asshole.

555
00:36:18.593 --> 00:36:19.635
Okay.

556
00:36:22.805 --> 00:36:25.850
Since we can't be
boyfriend and girlfriend,

557
00:36:26.934 --> 00:36:28.603
let's be collaborators.

558
00:36:30.771 --> 00:36:31.772
Listen, Cams.

559
00:36:32.940 --> 00:36:35.276
Something that I admire about you is…

560
00:36:36.652 --> 00:36:39.614
that you're always one step ahead.

561
00:36:39.697 --> 00:36:40.698
You…

562
00:36:41.616 --> 00:36:43.451
You do wonderful things.

563
00:36:43.534 --> 00:36:47.246
I mean it. It's like, "Wow." Honestly.

564
00:36:47.330 --> 00:36:48.289
You know what?

565
00:36:48.372 --> 00:36:52.126
I think you and I
are meant for great things.

566
00:36:52.210 --> 00:36:53.336
Great things.

567
00:36:54.462 --> 00:36:55.296
Cams,

568
00:36:55.880 --> 00:36:58.049
I want you and I to be

569
00:36:59.175 --> 00:37:00.635
like the States.

570
00:37:04.472 --> 00:37:05.598
United.

571
00:37:06.766 --> 00:37:08.184
-No.
-Yes.

572
00:37:08.684 --> 00:37:10.811
I know that this project of yours

573
00:37:11.479 --> 00:37:13.356
goes beyond politics.

574
00:37:13.439 --> 00:37:16.067
I know that,
as part of the agrarian reform,

575
00:37:16.150 --> 00:37:22.490
you want to take all of those lands
and give them to the people.

576
00:37:23.074 --> 00:37:25.534
And that's wonderful of you. I like it.

577
00:37:26.369 --> 00:37:28.913
So I have a proposal for you. A dream.

578
00:37:30.164 --> 00:37:32.875
Let's build the country we've longed for.

579
00:37:32.959 --> 00:37:35.795
Let's form a coalition, you and me.

580
00:37:37.672 --> 00:37:42.718
Cams, I know that you need votes
to get the agrarian reform passed.

581
00:37:44.053 --> 00:37:45.554
I can help you with that.

582
00:37:46.973 --> 00:37:47.974
On one condition.

583
00:37:48.808 --> 00:37:51.352
You'll help me convince all peasants

584
00:37:53.020 --> 00:37:54.814
to purchase fertilizers

585
00:37:55.564 --> 00:37:56.899
from Nanómeros.

586
00:38:00.569 --> 00:38:01.404
Right?

587
00:38:12.748 --> 00:38:16.711
Listen, guys.
Do you realize what happened?

588
00:38:17.420 --> 00:38:20.298
Look. This is a landmark moment.

589
00:38:20.381 --> 00:38:25.052
A domestic worker
changed the country's fate.

590
00:38:26.595 --> 00:38:29.140
And if someone doesn't like it, too bad.

591
00:38:31.851 --> 00:38:34.270
-Yes!
-Cheers!

592
00:38:47.408 --> 00:38:49.285
NFC 24/7
NEWS

593
00:38:49.368 --> 00:38:50.369
Good afternoon.

594
00:38:50.870 --> 00:38:54.582
An unexpected visit
from President González Pombo to Venezuela

595
00:38:54.665 --> 00:38:57.960
opens the possibility
of restoring relations

596
00:38:58.044 --> 00:39:01.922
between the presidents of Colombia
and our neighboring country.

597
00:39:02.506 --> 00:39:04.925
It is absolutely important

598
00:39:05.009 --> 00:39:08.804
to restore diplomatic relationships
with our neighbor.

599
00:39:10.514 --> 00:39:14.560
Having wisdom requires us to learn to work

600
00:39:14.643 --> 00:39:18.022
with people who think differently from us.

601
00:39:18.773 --> 00:39:19.690
My goal?

602
00:39:20.900 --> 00:39:23.444
To target hunger in both our countries.

603
00:39:24.111 --> 00:39:25.196
Thank you.

604
00:39:30.451 --> 00:39:34.080
VISIT OPENS THE POSSIBILITY
OF DIPLOMATIC RELATIONSHIPS

605
00:39:36.957 --> 00:39:39.043
What's wrong with your grandson?

606
00:39:39.627 --> 00:39:41.545
What's this about ending hunger?

607
00:39:42.129 --> 00:39:44.673
What business of ours was he referring to?

608
00:39:44.757 --> 00:39:46.300
It's about Nanómeros.

609
00:39:47.259 --> 00:39:50.888
He went ahead with the deal
Bendedetti tried to pitch to us.

610
00:39:50.971 --> 00:39:55.101
That requires passing the agrarian reform,
and you know what it means.

611
00:39:55.184 --> 00:39:57.937
They'll try to take our lands away
once more.

612
00:39:58.020 --> 00:40:00.815
Don't worry.
Nobody will take anything from you.

613
00:40:02.024 --> 00:40:05.277
I'll talk to him
and ask him what he's working on.

614
00:40:05.361 --> 00:40:07.279
Either you put him in his place,

615
00:40:07.363 --> 00:40:10.449
or we'll have to retaliate against you

616
00:40:10.533 --> 00:40:12.660
to protect our association.

617
00:40:20.334 --> 00:40:23.254
Dude, I have a wonderful idea.

618
00:40:23.337 --> 00:40:24.338
-What?
-What?

619
00:40:24.422 --> 00:40:28.759
Mapix, I declare you to be
the new president of this joint.

620
00:40:30.886 --> 00:40:34.098
Lead this country. Anyone can do it.

621
00:40:34.181 --> 00:40:35.683
What position will I get?

622
00:40:35.766 --> 00:40:39.895
I'll appoint you as minister,
and you'll be my vice president.

623
00:40:39.979 --> 00:40:42.231
-No, chief of staff.
-Chief of staff.

624
00:40:42.314 --> 00:40:44.150
-Private secretary.
-Cheers to--

625
00:40:45.443 --> 00:40:47.361
Get out now, ladies!

626
00:40:51.282 --> 00:40:54.368
Girls, please step out for a sec
and come back later.

627
00:41:01.876 --> 00:41:03.252
Mr. Pombo.

628
00:41:04.462 --> 00:41:08.424
What brings you to the office
of the President of the Republic?

629
00:41:08.507 --> 00:41:12.970
I won't let you ruin the goals
of our association, Juan Pablo.

630
00:41:13.554 --> 00:41:16.474
We already know all about your dealings.

631
00:41:17.183 --> 00:41:19.602
Our association is willing to forgive you

632
00:41:20.186 --> 00:41:24.899
if we get appointed
to the Board of Directors of Nanómeros.

633
00:41:24.982 --> 00:41:26.233
Just like before.

634
00:41:28.486 --> 00:41:30.863
Don't make me laugh, old man.

635
00:41:31.822 --> 00:41:34.700
Didn't you say it was a terrible deal?

636
00:41:39.997 --> 00:41:42.124
Don't blow things out of proportion.

637
00:41:42.708 --> 00:41:44.752
You're getting your fair share.

638
00:41:45.461 --> 00:41:47.880
"That's the way these things go."

639
00:41:47.963 --> 00:41:48.923
Right?

640
00:41:49.006 --> 00:41:51.884
Don't make us take revenge, Juan Pablo.

641
00:41:52.760 --> 00:41:56.639
Fix your mistake.
You have one week to undo that deal.

642
00:41:57.598 --> 00:41:58.641
I won't do that.

643
00:42:01.227 --> 00:42:03.187
I no longer take orders from you.

644
00:42:05.064 --> 00:42:06.941
Don't you know who I am?

645
00:42:08.567 --> 00:42:12.404
I knew I couldn't trust
a good-for-nothing like you.

646
00:42:13.280 --> 00:42:14.782
This good-for-nothing

647
00:42:15.699 --> 00:42:17.785
is pushing you out of the business.

648
00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:22.957
Okay,

649
00:42:23.541 --> 00:42:25.668
my dear President.

650
00:42:25.751 --> 00:42:30.506
Get ready,
because I'll turn the country against you.

651
00:42:32.758 --> 00:42:35.553
You're the one who doesn't know who I am.

652
00:42:36.262 --> 00:42:37.763
Or what I can do.

653
00:42:38.264 --> 00:42:39.098
Get out.

654
00:42:40.224 --> 00:42:41.809
Get the hell out!

655
00:42:41.892 --> 00:42:42.810
Girls!

656
00:42:43.310 --> 00:42:47.022
The old man is leaving,
so let's get back to the party!

657
00:42:57.700 --> 00:43:00.369
-Is everything okay?
-Yes.

658
00:43:00.995 --> 00:43:03.372
Everything's perfect. Really great.

659
00:43:03.455 --> 00:43:05.291
-Private secretary, right?
-Yes.

660
00:43:19.555 --> 00:43:21.599
You're working with the president?

661
00:43:23.267 --> 00:43:25.477
Do I need to do things on my own now?

662
00:43:26.854 --> 00:43:29.940
Having the president's support
can open doors.

663
00:43:33.068 --> 00:43:34.236
Two more weeks…

664
00:43:36.363 --> 00:43:38.365
to get Congress to support the bill.

665
00:43:40.451 --> 00:43:41.327
No.

666
00:43:43.871 --> 00:43:46.957
No, we can't wait two more weeks, Camila.

667
00:43:48.375 --> 00:43:51.920
González Pombo's administration
built a concrete jungle.

668
00:43:52.755 --> 00:43:55.132
And we are going to destroy it.

669
00:43:57.885 --> 00:43:59.511
Concrete is visible, right?

670
00:44:00.012 --> 00:44:00.846
Look at it.

671
00:44:01.347 --> 00:44:04.350
If it gets destroyed,
you will go down for that.

672
00:44:05.434 --> 00:44:06.769
Did you forget that?

673
00:44:13.651 --> 00:44:14.735
Good luck.

674
00:44:19.281 --> 00:44:20.199
Same to you.

675
00:44:37.841 --> 00:44:43.305
Let us remember that in the past,
power was in the hands of a select few.

676
00:44:43.806 --> 00:44:45.391
But from now on,

677
00:44:46.183 --> 00:44:49.978
we will live in a country
with social justice,

678
00:44:50.062 --> 00:44:52.731
a country with food security,

679
00:44:52.815 --> 00:44:54.525
and a new society.

680
00:44:56.318 --> 00:44:58.529
Amidst these winds of change,

681
00:44:59.613 --> 00:45:03.283
last night I've given myself permission,
for the third time,

682
00:45:03.367 --> 00:45:07.079
to ask for the resignation
of my entire cabinet.

683
00:45:08.330 --> 00:45:12.376
The winds of change are in the air,
and you can feel the good energy.

684
00:45:12.459 --> 00:45:13.544
Yes, sir.

685
00:45:14.753 --> 00:45:18.757
That's why today, I want to introduce

686
00:45:19.550 --> 00:45:22.094
my new Minister of Agriculture.

687
00:45:22.177 --> 00:45:23.470
MINISTER OF AGRICULTURE

688
00:45:23.554 --> 00:45:28.016
A man who is holding in his hands
an agrarian reform

689
00:45:28.100 --> 00:45:31.937
that will solve hunger
by improving agricultural productivity.

690
00:45:32.479 --> 00:45:34.648
He has experienced hunger himself

691
00:45:35.649 --> 00:45:38.277
many times, until he came to our country.

692
00:45:38.861 --> 00:45:41.780
Obviously,
he has excellent nutrition here.

693
00:45:43.907 --> 00:45:46.452
This reform will include regulations

694
00:45:46.535 --> 00:45:49.788
so we can become
a self-sufficient country.

695
00:45:49.872 --> 00:45:55.169
A country that has the supplies
and fertilizers required

696
00:45:55.961 --> 00:45:59.506
to feed not only the peasants
in rural areas,

697
00:45:59.590 --> 00:46:04.136
but also every man, woman
and non-binary person in the country.

698
00:46:16.064 --> 00:46:19.777
WORKING FOR THE "PEOPLE"
IN THE COUNTRYSIDE

699
00:46:25.908 --> 00:46:27.618
NICOLÁS MONTERO
MINISTER OF CULTURE

700
00:46:32.956 --> 00:46:33.957
MINISTER OF SPORT

701
00:46:34.041 --> 00:46:35.459
Come on, fat-asses!

702
00:46:36.084 --> 00:46:37.044
MINISTER OF DEFENSE

703
00:46:40.964 --> 00:46:42.466
MINISTER OF FINANCE

704
00:46:42.966 --> 00:46:44.343
MINISTER OF INFRASTRUCTURE

705
00:46:49.431 --> 00:46:50.974
Run! Run, man!

706
00:46:51.058 --> 00:46:52.309
Run, slowpoke!

707
00:46:52.392 --> 00:46:56.605
The reform bill
Senator Camila is promoting

708
00:46:56.688 --> 00:46:57.815
cannot be passed.

709
00:46:58.982 --> 00:47:02.402
You need to personally make sure of that.

710
00:47:03.904 --> 00:47:07.199
You have free rein
to try to change the senators' votes.

711
00:47:07.282 --> 00:47:09.243
Offer them whatever they want.

712
00:47:13.497 --> 00:47:16.583
You know what it's like
dealing with representatives.

713
00:47:17.125 --> 00:47:20.170
They can change their mind at any time.

714
00:47:20.963 --> 00:47:22.506
That's not going to happen

715
00:47:23.006 --> 00:47:25.551
if they understand
they can't go against us.

716
00:47:29.847 --> 00:47:30.681
What's this?

717
00:47:31.598 --> 00:47:33.308
What is this?

718
00:47:34.017 --> 00:47:35.519
Didn't you read the memo?

719
00:47:36.311 --> 00:47:39.273
The president is allergic
to these feathers!

720
00:47:39.356 --> 00:47:40.774
-But--
-No buts!

721
00:47:41.275 --> 00:47:43.610
Get out. I want you out of my sight.

722
00:47:45.988 --> 00:47:47.489
Move, stupid!

723
00:47:47.573 --> 00:47:49.199
Martuchis, come with me.

724
00:47:49.283 --> 00:47:50.117
Do me a favor.

725
00:47:50.200 --> 00:47:55.080
Make sure that all the representatives
vote for the reform in the next session.

726
00:47:55.163 --> 00:47:59.293
Tell them that without it,
the deal is dead.

727
00:47:59.376 --> 00:48:01.962
Don't worry, Juanpis. I'm a team player.

728
00:48:02.045 --> 00:48:04.548
But you can't play in that outfit.

729
00:48:04.631 --> 00:48:07.843
Listen. Do whatever you have to do.

730
00:48:07.926 --> 00:48:09.511
-And you, Ivanchis.
-Sir.

731
00:48:09.595 --> 00:48:13.390
Tell the press secretary
to get all the statements ready.

732
00:48:13.473 --> 00:48:16.435
Iván will handle the press,
I'll handle the representatives,

733
00:48:16.518 --> 00:48:17.978
and your hands are clean.

734
00:48:18.812 --> 00:48:23.066
There are 163 representatives in Congress.

735
00:48:23.150 --> 00:48:26.320
Out of those 163, 55 are in favor,

736
00:48:26.403 --> 00:48:30.115
68 are against, and 40 are undecided.

737
00:48:30.198 --> 00:48:35.203
Out of the undecided ones, we'll pick
those whose votes we know we can turn.

738
00:48:35.287 --> 00:48:38.916
We can offer them whatever they need.
Are we clear?

739
00:48:41.668 --> 00:48:43.795
That's my nanny, man.

740
00:48:45.505 --> 00:48:47.007
Don't be silly.

741
00:48:47.758 --> 00:48:49.176
It's just a simple plan.

742
00:48:49.259 --> 00:48:51.261
Corruption looks great on her.

743
00:48:51.762 --> 00:48:53.472
-Take notes.
-Yes, sir.

744
00:48:56.683 --> 00:49:02.064
I know that the Ministry of Culture
might not be the most attractive offer.

745
00:49:02.606 --> 00:49:07.194
And just between us girls,
I don't even know what they do.

746
00:49:09.029 --> 00:49:13.158
But it's very important,
and a good place to play around.

747
00:49:13.742 --> 00:49:15.410
What about a position there?

748
00:49:16.370 --> 00:49:22.417
And the president will get you
and your group an eight-figure sum.

749
00:49:22.501 --> 00:49:25.796
Mr. Pombo wants to appoint you president.

750
00:49:26.922 --> 00:49:32.344
If you vote against the bill,
he'll guarantee funding for your campaign.

751
00:50:29.609 --> 00:50:32.195
BILLIONS SPENT BUYING OFF VOTES

752
00:50:43.582 --> 00:50:45.667
AGRARIAN REFORM VOTING SESSION

753
00:50:46.543 --> 00:50:50.797
In order to fight hunger and poverty,
we need to strengthen our industry.

754
00:50:50.881 --> 00:50:55.260
That's why the reform will guarantee
that food for Colombians is cultivated

755
00:50:55.343 --> 00:50:58.430
using Colombian fertilizers,
to support our country.

756
00:50:59.389 --> 00:51:01.725
That's how we'll achieve our goal,

757
00:51:01.808 --> 00:51:05.687
knowing and seeing, one day,
that every Colombian citizen,

758
00:51:05.771 --> 00:51:08.440
every man, child, elder, or adult,

759
00:51:08.523 --> 00:51:11.068
can have a decent plate of food
on the table.

760
00:51:11.151 --> 00:51:13.153
Thank you, my fellow senators.

761
00:51:17.282 --> 00:51:19.534
VOTE COUNT
FOR/AGAINST

762
00:51:19.618 --> 00:51:21.411
Silence, please!

763
00:51:21.495 --> 00:51:25.415
Silence, senators.
Everybody in the gallery, quiet, please.

764
00:51:25.499 --> 00:51:27.459
Silence, please.

765
00:51:28.126 --> 00:51:30.420
The voting session continues.

766
00:51:31.338 --> 00:51:36.593
And now I give the floor
to the honorable Senator Sánchez.

767
00:51:36.676 --> 00:51:38.053
Your vote, please.

768
00:51:39.137 --> 00:51:40.388
Thank you, President.

769
00:51:41.973 --> 00:51:43.642
For the sake of our country,

770
00:51:44.351 --> 00:51:46.937
I vote against the agrarian reform.

771
00:51:47.020 --> 00:51:48.438
-No!
-Son of a bitch!

772
00:51:48.522 --> 00:51:51.441
-Watch your mouth.
-Sorry. How many are left?

773
00:51:51.525 --> 00:51:52.609
Order!

774
00:51:52.692 --> 00:51:53.902
Three left, sir.

775
00:51:53.985 --> 00:51:56.279
Silence, please. Silence.

776
00:51:56.363 --> 00:52:00.617
And now, the honorable Senator Hernández.

777
00:52:00.700 --> 00:52:01.660
State your vote.

778
00:52:04.663 --> 00:52:05.997
I vote in favor.

779
00:52:06.081 --> 00:52:07.958
Yes! Come on!

780
00:52:10.377 --> 00:52:12.629
Silence, please.

781
00:52:13.839 --> 00:52:17.717
The honorable Senator Bocanegra.
Your vote, please.

782
00:52:20.512 --> 00:52:21.805
I vote against.

783
00:52:21.888 --> 00:52:23.557
-No! Son of a bitch!
-No!

784
00:52:23.640 --> 00:52:24.808
Son of a bitch!

785
00:52:24.891 --> 00:52:25.976
Stupid asshole!

786
00:52:26.852 --> 00:52:28.103
That was wrong of me.

787
00:52:33.483 --> 00:52:34.693
CONGRESSIONAL VOTES
FOR/AGAINST

788
00:52:34.776 --> 00:52:36.444
Silence, please!

789
00:52:36.528 --> 00:52:38.071
The voting continues.

790
00:52:38.155 --> 00:52:40.907
This will be the last vote.

791
00:52:41.408 --> 00:52:43.034
It will decide the outcome.

792
00:52:44.035 --> 00:52:46.413
The honorable Senator Trespalacios.

793
00:52:46.496 --> 00:52:47.789
Your vote, please.

794
00:52:58.216 --> 00:52:59.551
My vote is…

795
00:53:02.137 --> 00:53:02.971
in favor.

796
00:53:03.054 --> 00:53:04.222
No!

797
00:53:04.306 --> 00:53:06.474
-Yes!
-Yes!

798
00:53:10.270 --> 00:53:11.897
-Get me powder.
-Not here.

799
00:53:11.980 --> 00:53:13.899
Not here. Do it at home.

800
00:53:15.650 --> 00:53:17.569
-Cheers, guys!
-Good job, sir.

801
00:53:21.406 --> 00:53:22.324
Good!

802
00:53:24.659 --> 00:53:26.494
LIVE FROM CONGRESS

803
00:53:26.578 --> 00:53:27.579
Good.

804
00:53:29.331 --> 00:53:32.417
Politics is a leap of faith.

805
00:53:32.500 --> 00:53:35.378
Faith in the deal, faith in the proponent,

806
00:53:35.462 --> 00:53:39.758
faith in the common interests of a nation
that was built for a select few.

807
00:53:39.841 --> 00:53:41.092
For them,

808
00:53:41.968 --> 00:53:43.178
for us.

809
00:53:51.686 --> 00:53:57.192
@TOOBADMAGAZINE:
IS THE NEW AGRARIAN REFORM GOOD OR BAD?

810
00:53:58.693 --> 00:53:59.736
Mr. Secretary.

811
00:54:00.237 --> 00:54:02.322
ANOTHER PROMISE TO END HUNGER
IN THE COUNTRY?

812
00:54:02.405 --> 00:54:04.324
Welcome. How are your kids? I'm glad.

813
00:54:04.407 --> 00:54:05.408
Welcome.

814
00:54:07.285 --> 00:54:08.703
Mr. President.

815
00:54:08.787 --> 00:54:11.122
@THENEWS:
IS THE THREAT OF EXPROPRIATION BACK?

816
00:54:11.206 --> 00:54:13.541
Your leadership was phenomenal.

817
00:54:13.625 --> 00:54:16.836
An effective leader can't show mercy.

818
00:54:24.469 --> 00:54:27.013
Listen, dude. It's your home.

819
00:54:28.348 --> 00:54:29.808
Thanks, everyone.

820
00:54:32.310 --> 00:54:33.812
Mr. President.

821
00:54:34.437 --> 00:54:36.940
These are the magazines
coming out tomorrow.

822
00:54:38.566 --> 00:54:41.361
"Senator Camila Benavides."

823
00:54:42.070 --> 00:54:43.571
You can't trust anyone.

824
00:54:44.155 --> 00:54:46.199
-Get that riffraff away.
-Yes.

825
00:54:50.662 --> 00:54:51.871
Please leave.

826
00:54:51.955 --> 00:54:54.916
The president wants to talk
to Senator Camila.

827
00:54:55.000 --> 00:54:56.459
-Excuse me.
-Go ahead.

828
00:54:56.543 --> 00:54:57.752
Women in politics.

829
00:54:59.671 --> 00:55:02.215
Cams.

830
00:55:03.717 --> 00:55:05.802
The woman of the hour. Congrats.

831
00:55:06.803 --> 00:55:07.637
Thanks.

832
00:55:07.721 --> 00:55:11.558
It was thanks to you.
This couldn't have happened without you.

833
00:55:11.641 --> 00:55:12.559
Obviously.

834
00:55:13.435 --> 00:55:17.063
Who would have guessed
that you and I would be together again?

835
00:55:17.689 --> 00:55:18.815
That's true.

836
00:55:19.774 --> 00:55:22.777
A few months ago,
you and I collaborating would've been

837
00:55:23.486 --> 00:55:24.738
impossible.

838
00:55:25.697 --> 00:55:26.531
Cams,

839
00:55:27.866 --> 00:55:30.118
you and I are meant to be together.

840
00:55:30.201 --> 00:55:31.036
Look.

841
00:55:32.829 --> 00:55:34.039
I have a proposal.

842
00:55:35.165 --> 00:55:38.501
Why don't you and I
make a full-time alliance?

843
00:55:38.585 --> 00:55:40.670
And I mean full-time.

844
00:55:41.838 --> 00:55:43.923
Mr. President, you haven't changed.

845
00:55:45.467 --> 00:55:46.926
Think about it, Cams.

846
00:55:48.011 --> 00:55:49.220
Congratulations.

847
00:55:53.767 --> 00:55:55.477
What a bitch.

848
00:55:56.770 --> 00:55:58.146
How are you, ma'am?

849
00:56:05.528 --> 00:56:06.446
Mr. Robayo!

850
00:56:08.573 --> 00:56:11.368
Just between us friends, sir,

851
00:56:11.451 --> 00:56:16.331
I wanted to thank you for supporting us
and the agrarian reform.

852
00:56:16.414 --> 00:56:22.962
If members of congress hadn't intervened,
there would not have been a tie.

853
00:56:23.046 --> 00:56:26.383
I'll always be on the side
that benefits all of us.

854
00:56:26.466 --> 00:56:29.010
I have a high regard for the Pombo family.

855
00:56:29.886 --> 00:56:33.473
Tell the president
not to forget about my share.

856
00:56:36.267 --> 00:56:39.104
Sorry. Your share? I don't understand.

857
00:56:40.772 --> 00:56:41.773
Come on, Iván.

858
00:56:42.816 --> 00:56:45.318
Don't tell me
you're just getting a salary.

859
00:56:46.111 --> 00:56:49.155
You still have a lot to learn
about politics.

860
00:56:50.490 --> 00:56:51.866
Mr. Minister.

861
00:57:12.679 --> 00:57:14.139
Mr. President.

862
00:57:14.764 --> 00:57:15.890
-I…
-Talk later.

863
00:57:19.018 --> 00:57:19.936
Japan!

864
00:57:20.770 --> 00:57:21.771
Konnichiwa.

865
00:57:22.730 --> 00:57:24.732
Politics is dynamic.

866
00:57:24.816 --> 00:57:27.610
It's ever-changing. It fluctuates.

867
00:57:27.694 --> 00:57:29.404
Everyone moves around.

868
00:57:29.487 --> 00:57:32.657
But you have to learn how best to do it.

869
00:57:33.324 --> 00:57:34.868
ATLANTIC OCEAN

870
00:57:41.541 --> 00:57:45.211
Information is the gateway
to power, dear Jenny.

871
00:57:45.753 --> 00:57:46.880
You have access.

872
00:57:47.797 --> 00:57:49.674
This may be of interest to you.

873
00:58:06.524 --> 00:58:08.526
JENNY: ROBAYO CONTACTED ME

874
00:58:19.287 --> 00:58:20.705
Attention, Colombia.

875
00:58:20.788 --> 00:58:25.084
While Congress
just passed the agrarian reform,

876
00:58:25.168 --> 00:58:27.462
there is information on social media

877
00:58:27.545 --> 00:58:31.382
about potential irregularities
in the State's procurement choices,

878
00:58:31.466 --> 00:58:36.221
where government officials would benefit
from various country-wide projects.

879
00:58:36.304 --> 00:58:39.933
If this is true,
it would implicate the president

880
00:58:40.016 --> 00:58:43.520
in one of the biggest corruption scandals
in recent history.

881
00:59:16.886 --> 00:59:18.680
-What?
-It was on Nicky's show.

882
00:59:18.763 --> 00:59:20.807
It's all over the media, Marta.

883
00:59:20.890 --> 00:59:23.810
-This is confidential, okay?
-I'll kick them out.

884
00:59:23.893 --> 00:59:26.563
-Mr. President.
-What's wrong? Quiet, please!

885
00:59:26.646 --> 00:59:27.855
Out! Get out!

886
00:59:27.939 --> 00:59:29.440
What's going on?

887
00:59:29.524 --> 00:59:31.109
-Have you seen this?
-God.

888
00:59:31.192 --> 00:59:32.026
Shoo!

889
00:59:32.110 --> 00:59:37.031
You might be wondering why the works
the government has carried out recently

890
00:59:37.115 --> 00:59:39.325
are taking so long to get finished.

891
00:59:39.409 --> 00:59:40.410
Fuck.

892
00:59:40.493 --> 00:59:43.580
Well, let me tell you
that I'm holding documents

893
00:59:43.663 --> 00:59:47.166
which explain
these glaring irregularities.

894
00:59:47.250 --> 00:59:50.003
The country's treasury has been looted.

895
00:59:50.086 --> 00:59:53.923
These show undue conflicts of interest
in the procurement process.

896
00:59:54.007 --> 00:59:58.511
Falsified paperwork.
Embezzlement, misappropriation of funds.

897
00:59:58.595 --> 01:00:02.432
And many other transgressions
that implicate government officials

898
01:00:02.515 --> 01:00:06.686
and prove once again
that self-serving misdeeds

899
01:00:06.769 --> 01:00:11.441
seem to be the defining trait
of González Pombo's administration.

900
01:00:11.524 --> 01:00:15.570
We demand that the regulatory bodies

901
01:00:15.653 --> 01:00:19.282
start an investigation
on these crimes against the nation.

902
01:00:19.782 --> 01:00:20.867
Damn it.

903
01:00:20.950 --> 01:00:23.494
Leftists are a goddamn plague!

904
01:00:23.578 --> 01:00:27.248
This girl obviously
has mental health issues.

905
01:00:27.832 --> 01:00:30.293
-Cams, what do we do?
-Get rid of her.

906
01:00:30.376 --> 01:00:31.794
-What?
-Let's do it.

907
01:00:31.878 --> 01:00:34.088
-No, get rid of these lies.
-Yes, that.

908
01:00:34.172 --> 01:00:37.634
-Did you know about this, Juan Pablo?
-Of course I knew.

909
01:00:37.717 --> 01:00:40.470
What's more, the plane thing was my idea.

910
01:00:40.553 --> 01:00:43.806
No, all you care about is your people
and ending hunger.

911
01:00:43.890 --> 01:00:46.142
-You were not part of that.
-Cams, no.

912
01:00:46.225 --> 01:00:49.729
Everyone is part of that.
Even those old guys.

913
01:00:49.812 --> 01:00:54.025
They took the money,
and then left me to deal with this shit.

914
01:00:54.108 --> 01:00:55.526
Juan Pablo, I know you.

915
01:00:55.610 --> 01:00:57.862
-You had nothing to do with this.
-Nothing.

916
01:00:57.945 --> 01:00:58.780
Nothing.

917
01:01:01.741 --> 01:01:03.576
I don't understand shit!

918
01:01:03.660 --> 01:01:06.621
You wouldn't do this.
It's not in your DNA.

919
01:01:06.704 --> 01:01:09.582
Someone must have done it
behind your back. Right?

920
01:01:09.666 --> 01:01:12.418
Senator Camila is right, sir.

921
01:01:12.502 --> 01:01:14.921
It's happened 8000 times in this country.

922
01:01:15.004 --> 01:01:16.339
-Martuchis.
-Yes, sir.

923
01:01:16.422 --> 01:01:17.298
Call Belard.

924
01:01:18.174 --> 01:01:20.760
-Hurry, come on!
-I'm dialing!

925
01:01:20.843 --> 01:01:22.679
-Good God!
-You made me nervous.

926
01:01:24.597 --> 01:01:26.182
Hello? Belard?

927
01:01:26.265 --> 01:01:29.227
My dear president,
I was expecting this call.

928
01:01:29.310 --> 01:01:32.105
The situation is complicated.
This is serious.

929
01:01:32.689 --> 01:01:35.358
Someone needs to take the fall for this.

930
01:01:35.858 --> 01:01:38.653
It's a shame
you don't have a son to blame.

931
01:01:38.736 --> 01:01:41.239
Although he could say
you didn't raise him.

932
01:01:41.322 --> 01:01:43.658
But I'll come up with something.

933
01:01:43.741 --> 01:01:47.328
-Don't worry. I'll get you out of this.
-Thank you.

934
01:01:47.412 --> 01:01:48.996
-Thanks.
-Who could it be?

935
01:01:49.747 --> 01:01:50.873
Who could it be?

936
01:01:55.169 --> 01:01:56.129
Who could it be?

937
01:02:03.428 --> 01:02:04.595
It could be me.

938
01:02:07.640 --> 01:02:08.599
Juanpis, my boy.

939
01:02:09.142 --> 01:02:10.309
My president.

940
01:02:11.352 --> 01:02:13.604
I'm here for whatever you need.

941
01:02:25.491 --> 01:02:28.369
And now, a speech to the people
by President González Pombo.

942
01:02:28.453 --> 01:02:29.620
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT

943
01:02:29.704 --> 01:02:31.956
SPEECH BY THE PRESIDENT
JUAN PABLO GONZÁLEZ POMBO

944
01:02:32.039 --> 01:02:34.125
Dear people of Colombia…

945
01:02:34.208 --> 01:02:35.418
LIVE TRANSMISSION

946
01:02:35.501 --> 01:02:36.753
…I made a mistake.

947
01:02:37.712 --> 01:02:40.757
I thought that a person
who was close to me,

948
01:02:40.840 --> 01:02:43.176
someone who knew our people's needs,

949
01:02:43.259 --> 01:02:45.762
would understand
my vision for the country.

950
01:02:45.845 --> 01:02:46.929
But I was wrong.

951
01:02:48.181 --> 01:02:53.686
I chose a corrupt woman
who was blinded by power.

952
01:02:54.187 --> 01:02:58.524
She was involved in crooked dealings
behind my back.

953
01:02:59.192 --> 01:03:01.819
I'm honored to have worked for you.

954
01:03:02.737 --> 01:03:04.697
And having served my country.

955
01:03:05.448 --> 01:03:08.242
Having served you. You are my country.

956
01:03:09.702 --> 01:03:13.372
I have decided to suspend
all government contracts

957
01:03:13.456 --> 01:03:15.541
so that they can be investigated.

958
01:03:16.501 --> 01:03:19.504
We won't allow any public servant

959
01:03:19.587 --> 01:03:24.342
to spoil our administration's efforts
for the well-being of our country.

960
01:03:25.009 --> 01:03:27.094
There are dark forces

961
01:03:27.595 --> 01:03:30.640
that want to undermine us
with lies and accusations.

962
01:03:31.140 --> 01:03:33.518
But as your Head of State, let me say

963
01:03:34.101 --> 01:03:38.147
that we will carry on
with our agrarian reform

964
01:03:38.231 --> 01:03:43.277
and our goal to mitigate hunger
in our country.

965
01:03:43.945 --> 01:03:45.238
Good evening.

966
01:03:51.536 --> 01:03:54.247
@JUANPISRULES:
MY ADMINISTRATION IS TRANSPARENT

967
01:03:54.330 --> 01:03:56.874
AND WILL NOT PROTECT THOSE
WHO PLUNDER OUR COUNTRY

968
01:03:56.958 --> 01:03:59.627
WE WILL NOT FOLLOW
THE TRADITION OF COVER-UPS

969
01:03:59.710 --> 01:04:02.296
@LUISCPOMBO:
THE PRESIDENT HASN'T EXPLAINED

970
01:04:02.380 --> 01:04:05.091
HOW IT'S POSSIBLE
HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS

971
01:04:05.174 --> 01:04:10.012
WE WON'T LET COLOMBIANS BE USED AS SHEEP
IN A FOREST FULL OF WOLVES

972
01:04:10.096 --> 01:04:12.348
"#TraitorToOurNation."

973
01:04:14.183 --> 01:04:15.852
Oh, Pombix.

974
01:04:17.019 --> 01:04:18.855
OUR NATION SUFFERS FROM HUNGER,

975
01:04:18.938 --> 01:04:21.357
THE SAME HUNGER
YOU'VE PROFITED FROM FOR YEARS

976
01:04:21.440 --> 01:04:24.277
THIS ADMINISTRATION
WILL NOT TAX SHEEP PRODUCTION

977
01:04:24.360 --> 01:04:25.236
#NOVATFORSHEEP

978
01:04:25.319 --> 01:04:26.904
In your face, Pombo.

979
01:04:35.538 --> 01:04:38.749
PASSING THE AGRARIAN REFORM
IS A VICTORY FOR COLOMBIANS

980
01:04:38.833 --> 01:04:41.460
CORRUPTION IS A CANCER
THAT WEAKENS DEMOCRACY

981
01:04:41.544 --> 01:04:44.964
THE PRESIDENT HAS BETRAYED HIS PEOPLE

982
01:04:45.047 --> 01:04:46.757
Who does he think he is?

983
01:04:47.925 --> 01:04:50.177
He's suspending all contracts?

984
01:04:52.597 --> 01:04:55.057
He's trying to hinder us financially.

985
01:04:56.559 --> 01:04:58.269
We'll take the next step.

986
01:05:01.063 --> 01:05:04.567
First, we'll talk to the big federations.

987
01:05:04.650 --> 01:05:06.986
The coffee growers, the cattle ranchers.

988
01:05:07.069 --> 01:05:11.616
We'll ask them to proclaim
that the purchase of supplies

989
01:05:11.699 --> 01:05:16.662
has made sustainable food production
impossible in this country.

990
01:05:18.998 --> 01:05:19.832
Then…

991
01:05:21.459 --> 01:05:23.336
we'll talk to the media.

992
01:05:24.462 --> 01:05:26.505
Get them to start a smear campaign

993
01:05:26.589 --> 01:05:29.842
against the reform
that woman Camila managed to pass.

994
01:05:30.509 --> 01:05:35.222
We'll tell them that we won't allow
criminals to get away with their misdeeds.

995
01:05:36.182 --> 01:05:40.853
After that, we'll talk to the owners
of all the supermarket chains.

996
01:05:40.937 --> 01:05:43.022
We'll ask them to raise the prices

997
01:05:44.106 --> 01:05:49.987
and lower the supply
of basic food products in their stores.

998
01:05:50.071 --> 01:05:54.825
That will cause
the perception of a food shortage.

999
01:05:55.868 --> 01:05:57.578
What happens next is clear.

1000
01:05:59.038 --> 01:06:00.623
The value of the dollar will rise.

1001
01:06:01.332 --> 01:06:06.128
The country will face
constant speculation and inflation,

1002
01:06:07.004 --> 01:06:10.967
which will spark anger in the masses
against their executioner.

1003
01:06:13.678 --> 01:06:18.057
Juan Pablo is just a small-time thief.

1004
01:06:19.392 --> 01:06:22.311
He has no idea what power really is.

1005
01:06:23.187 --> 01:06:24.981
HE CAN'T HANDLE COLOMBIA

1006
01:06:25.940 --> 01:06:30.027
Embezzlement in the public works
this administration has carried out.

1007
01:06:30.111 --> 01:06:31.278
The country's on fire.

1008
01:06:31.362 --> 01:06:34.323
González Pombo
has unleashed an unprecedented crisis.

1009
01:06:34.407 --> 01:06:36.075
He's up against the ropes.

1010
01:06:36.158 --> 01:06:38.619
Fraud and scandal
surround Juan Pablo González Pombo.

1011
01:06:38.703 --> 01:06:39.620
GONZÁLEZ IS OVER

1012
01:06:39.704 --> 01:06:41.622
He can't handle this country.

1013
01:06:49.505 --> 01:06:50.464
STOP, JUANPIS

1014
01:06:50.548 --> 01:06:53.092
GONZÁLEZ'S CREDIBILITY IN SHAMBLES

1015
01:06:53.175 --> 01:06:54.093
Mr. President?

1016
01:06:54.176 --> 01:06:55.970
HE'S TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING

1017
01:06:56.053 --> 01:06:57.096
GONZÁLEZ IS OVER

1018
01:06:57.179 --> 01:06:58.347
Mr. President!

1019
01:06:59.974 --> 01:07:04.895
Your administration currently holds
the lowest approval rating in history.

1020
01:07:07.273 --> 01:07:09.358
Are you at war with your grandfather?

1021
01:07:09.442 --> 01:07:12.361
Are you ruining the country
over a family dispute?

1022
01:07:12.445 --> 01:07:14.905
-Nicky, can you hear me?
-Sure.

1023
01:07:14.989 --> 01:07:17.158
-Really?
-Go ahead, Mr. President.

1024
01:07:17.241 --> 01:07:21.829
I feel like this is not an interview,
it's an interrogation.

1025
01:07:21.912 --> 01:07:25.916
I didn't come to your show
just to be questioned!

1026
01:07:26.000 --> 01:07:28.961
-Could you answer my ques--
-No, ma'am.

1027
01:07:29.045 --> 01:07:30.087
Mr. President…

1028
01:07:32.548 --> 01:07:34.175
This is not the way, Nicky!

1029
01:07:35.384 --> 01:07:36.469
Not the way!

1030
01:07:36.552 --> 01:07:39.722
-Mr. President.
-Nicky, enough!

1031
01:07:43.559 --> 01:07:45.895
This fucking shithole country!

1032
01:07:45.978 --> 01:07:48.814
It's full of malcontents, damn it!

1033
01:07:48.898 --> 01:07:54.403
Jeez, from 15% to 25% poverty rate.
It's just 10% more poverty!

1034
01:07:54.487 --> 01:07:56.822
What is the fucking deal, man?

1035
01:07:56.906 --> 01:07:59.116
We've always been a poor country!

1036
01:07:59.200 --> 01:08:00.701
Ungrateful bastards.

1037
01:08:01.285 --> 01:08:05.081
Tell me, please, that you legalized
the purchase of Nanómeros.

1038
01:08:05.915 --> 01:08:10.836
Because these flunkies
don't notice everything I do for them.

1039
01:08:10.920 --> 01:08:13.297
They always find something to criticize.

1040
01:08:14.256 --> 01:08:18.260
Mr. President, I'm pleased to tell you
that the wait is over.

1041
01:08:18.344 --> 01:08:22.139
In this folder,
I have the paperwork for the transfer.

1042
01:08:22.223 --> 01:08:25.851
I also have the Board of Directors
and their promised shares.

1043
01:08:25.935 --> 01:08:26.977
Ivanchis…

1044
01:08:28.229 --> 01:08:31.273
you are my best import.

1045
01:08:32.233 --> 01:08:33.359
Thank you, sir.

1046
01:08:33.442 --> 01:08:36.362
You know that we'll be friends forever.

1047
01:08:36.445 --> 01:08:40.116
This is the result
of a lifetime of work, Ivanchis.

1048
01:08:42.159 --> 01:08:43.786
When you can no longer hide

1049
01:08:43.869 --> 01:08:46.622
that you're not doing
the things you promised

1050
01:08:46.705 --> 01:08:51.877
and there's also speculation by the media
and the most powerful sectors,

1051
01:08:51.961 --> 01:08:53.379
the inevitable follows.

1052
01:08:57.341 --> 01:08:58.968
Chaos.

1053
01:09:00.553 --> 01:09:01.804
Let it all burn.

1054
01:09:02.638 --> 01:09:05.307
Let it all break,
see if they can start over.

1055
01:09:08.144 --> 01:09:09.228
DOWN WITH JUANPIS!

1056
01:09:09.311 --> 01:09:13.190
CROOKED FASCIST!

1057
01:09:34.670 --> 01:09:37.423
POLICE

1058
01:09:48.058 --> 01:09:52.396
We demand the president
come out to see his people!

1059
01:09:52.479 --> 01:09:56.358
He needs to take responsibility
for this situation!

1060
01:09:57.985 --> 01:09:59.862
DOWN WITH GONZÁLEZ

1061
01:10:08.078 --> 01:10:09.538
Have you gone crazy?

1062
01:10:09.622 --> 01:10:13.000
You want those Castrochavists
to run loose?

1063
01:10:13.083 --> 01:10:15.711
All those people know
is how to destroy things.

1064
01:10:15.794 --> 01:10:18.088
The protest could get out of control.

1065
01:10:18.172 --> 01:10:19.423
It has happened before.

1066
01:10:25.346 --> 01:10:26.430
Exactly.

1067
01:10:27.348 --> 01:10:29.725
The point is to take advantage
of the vandalism,

1068
01:10:29.808 --> 01:10:31.727
the chaos, the commotion.

1069
01:10:32.561 --> 01:10:35.147
Everything those nasty people are used to.

1070
01:10:35.231 --> 01:10:39.026
Then we'll plant our best people
in the demonstrations.

1071
01:10:39.109 --> 01:10:42.279
During the protest,
when we give them the signal,

1072
01:10:42.363 --> 01:10:45.282
the infiltrators will seize the palace

1073
01:10:45.366 --> 01:10:47.368
and locate the president.

1074
01:10:47.451 --> 01:10:52.748
The media will blame the protesters
and the members of the opposition

1075
01:10:52.831 --> 01:10:55.251
for the president's disappearance.

1076
01:10:55.334 --> 01:10:58.462
We will then order the vice president

1077
01:10:58.545 --> 01:11:01.840
to deploy the army, squash the protests,

1078
01:11:02.508 --> 01:11:04.802
and restore order to our benefit.

1079
01:11:08.847 --> 01:11:09.682
Go.

1080
01:11:21.652 --> 01:11:22.569
Doors.

1081
01:11:24.697 --> 01:11:27.533
These people are a cancer to our country!

1082
01:11:27.616 --> 01:11:29.994
Our president
doesn't feel for his country.

1083
01:11:30.077 --> 01:11:33.789
How long can we let them
continue bleeding our country dry?

1084
01:11:36.709 --> 01:11:41.171
We are tired of them stealing everything
and getting away with it!

1085
01:11:41.255 --> 01:11:44.717
Crook! Crook! Come out, let's have a look!

1086
01:11:44.800 --> 01:11:48.053
Crook! Crook! Come out, let's have a look!

1087
01:11:48.137 --> 01:11:51.265
This administration's got to go!

1088
01:11:51.348 --> 01:11:54.852
Hey ho! Hey ho!

1089
01:11:54.935 --> 01:11:57.896
This administration's got to go!

1090
01:11:57.980 --> 01:12:00.816
President González Pombo,

1091
01:12:00.899 --> 01:12:05.654
either you align
with the people's principles,

1092
01:12:05.738 --> 01:12:09.158
or we'll turn the streets into hell!

1093
01:12:11.285 --> 01:12:12.536
Pigs!

1094
01:12:12.619 --> 01:12:14.872
Pigs!

1095
01:12:17.416 --> 01:12:20.794
Either you sit down and talk to us

1096
01:12:20.878 --> 01:12:23.422
or we'll blow this shit up!

1097
01:12:26.342 --> 01:12:29.803
Hey ho! Hey ho!

1098
01:12:29.887 --> 01:12:33.265
This administration's got to go!

1099
01:12:33.349 --> 01:12:36.393
Hey ho! Hey ho!

1100
01:12:36.477 --> 01:12:39.480
This administration's got to go!

1101
01:12:41.357 --> 01:12:43.317
-What are you doing?
-Don't snitch!

1102
01:12:43.400 --> 01:12:45.569
Shut your mouth!

1103
01:13:18.435 --> 01:13:19.478
PEACE

1104
01:13:35.411 --> 01:13:36.328
Good job, sir.

1105
01:14:13.115 --> 01:14:13.991
Run!

1106
01:14:25.252 --> 01:14:26.378
Mr. President!

1107
01:14:29.089 --> 01:14:30.257
What is it?

1108
01:14:30.340 --> 01:14:31.550
Mr. President!

1109
01:14:34.761 --> 01:14:37.389
Mr. President, there's trouble.

1110
01:14:37.473 --> 01:14:39.141
The country's on fire. Look.

1111
01:14:41.977 --> 01:14:44.021
Fuck. Let's go, damn it.

1112
01:14:44.104 --> 01:14:46.398
Fuck! Run, idiots!

1113
01:14:51.111 --> 01:14:52.488
Run, come on!

1114
01:14:54.531 --> 01:14:55.407
Run!

1115
01:14:56.158 --> 01:14:57.326
See you later!

1116
01:14:58.577 --> 01:14:59.786
Hey. What's up?

1117
01:15:00.412 --> 01:15:04.333
Camila, I can't hear you!
But if you're in the palace, leave now!

1118
01:15:04.416 --> 01:15:06.877
Some guys with guns
infiltrated the protest

1119
01:15:06.960 --> 01:15:08.378
and plan on breaking in!

1120
01:15:09.505 --> 01:15:10.756
How do you know that?

1121
01:15:10.839 --> 01:15:12.716
-Fuck.
-Jenny?

1122
01:15:18.430 --> 01:15:19.890
Jenny, can you hear me?

1123
01:15:22.434 --> 01:15:25.521
Everybody get ready.
The president's coming.

1124
01:15:25.604 --> 01:15:26.647
Let's get him.

1125
01:15:40.619 --> 01:15:43.830
Ivanchis! These people are really mad!

1126
01:15:43.914 --> 01:15:46.416
When people are hungry, they get mad, sir.

1127
01:15:46.500 --> 01:15:49.461
You were hungry when you first came,
and you weren't mad.

1128
01:15:49.545 --> 01:15:51.088
Yes, but I'm okay now.

1129
01:15:51.171 --> 01:15:52.297
-President.
-Belard.

1130
01:15:52.381 --> 01:15:55.384
Just like the ancient Romans,

1131
01:15:55.467 --> 01:15:58.637
the people, the masses,
must be given bread and games.

1132
01:15:58.720 --> 01:16:01.306
-True.
-A politician should be a good actor.

1133
01:16:01.390 --> 01:16:04.643
-It's part of the show. You need to go.
-Thanks, Belard.

1134
01:16:04.726 --> 01:16:06.937
They'll storm the palace.
They want to kill you.

1135
01:16:28.083 --> 01:16:33.463
Cams, I know they want to kill me.
They're breathing down my neck right now!

1136
01:16:34.047 --> 01:16:38.969
Camila, you and I knew perfectly well
that I wasn't right for this.

1137
01:16:39.052 --> 01:16:43.640
It's true, I wanted to be president.
But I'm tired, I don't want it anymore.

1138
01:16:43.724 --> 01:16:47.853
I'm sick of holding babies
who soiled themselves

1139
01:16:47.936 --> 01:16:49.271
and snotty-nosed kids.

1140
01:16:49.354 --> 01:16:52.858
And going to Indigenous reservations!
What the hell?

1141
01:16:52.941 --> 01:16:56.445
I hate the smells,
I hate visiting the elderly…

1142
01:16:56.528 --> 01:16:59.698
Going to works,
handling strikes, facing guerrilla.

1143
01:16:59.781 --> 01:17:04.494
The paramilitary groups,
the Clan del Golfo, the Black Eagles!

1144
01:17:04.578 --> 01:17:05.912
I'm fed up!

1145
01:17:05.996 --> 01:17:10.125
I'm medicated, inebriated,
and I'm eating all the time.

1146
01:17:10.208 --> 01:17:11.335
So, you know what?

1147
01:17:12.210 --> 01:17:13.712
I'm going on a detox.

1148
01:17:13.795 --> 01:17:16.256
A detox from this country. Yes, sir.

1149
01:17:16.965 --> 01:17:18.925
I'll go on sabbatical for a year or two.

1150
01:17:28.935 --> 01:17:30.103
Belard.

1151
01:17:30.187 --> 01:17:34.608
Senator, you are the one person
that our beloved Colombia

1152
01:17:34.691 --> 01:17:38.779
can trust to climb out
of this terrible, apocalyptic crisis.

1153
01:17:38.862 --> 01:17:40.864
As usual, I have everything ready.

1154
01:17:43.283 --> 01:17:44.534
What do I have to do?

1155
01:18:07.557 --> 01:18:08.392
Get down!

1156
01:18:16.024 --> 01:18:18.026
Run!

1157
01:18:18.110 --> 01:18:19.653
They're getting in!

1158
01:18:25.826 --> 01:18:27.577
Get the hell out!

1159
01:18:30.288 --> 01:18:31.289
Get out!

1160
01:18:51.309 --> 01:18:52.686
Where is the president?

1161
01:18:59.067 --> 01:18:59.901
Stop!

1162
01:19:00.402 --> 01:19:01.445
Don't move!

1163
01:19:01.528 --> 01:19:04.197
Quick, open the door to the van.

1164
01:19:09.077 --> 01:19:10.412
Is he there?

1165
01:19:12.664 --> 01:19:15.083
Our target isn't in the president's car.

1166
01:19:42.694 --> 01:19:44.321
AMBULANCE
NORTH BOGOTÁ HOSPITAL

1167
01:19:58.293 --> 01:19:59.127
What's up?

1168
01:20:00.212 --> 01:20:01.546
Thanks for warning me.

1169
01:20:04.883 --> 01:20:05.926
Are you okay?

1170
01:20:11.556 --> 01:20:13.183
Everything went as planned.

1171
01:20:14.643 --> 01:20:15.477
I told you.

1172
01:20:16.770 --> 01:20:19.481
I said we would be together,
and all would be okay.

1173
01:20:19.564 --> 01:20:21.900
-Right?
-Damn, girl.

1174
01:20:22.984 --> 01:20:23.985
Now what?

1175
01:20:24.069 --> 01:20:26.530
I'll return the lands
to all the displaced people.

1176
01:20:27.030 --> 01:20:28.907
And the ones responsible will pay.

1177
01:20:28.990 --> 01:20:33.078
That would antagonize the landowners
and businessmen of this country.

1178
01:20:33.829 --> 01:20:35.288
Aren't you worried?

1179
01:20:35.372 --> 01:20:36.915
I don't give a damn.

1180
01:20:47.300 --> 01:20:53.014
Ivanchis! Please!
A president's life is at risk! You moron!

1181
01:20:58.937 --> 01:20:59.771
Idiot.

1182
01:21:05.694 --> 01:21:08.655
No wonder you walked
all the way from your country.

1183
01:21:08.738 --> 01:21:10.448
You nearly killed me, moron.

1184
01:21:13.034 --> 01:21:16.246
There he is. The small-time thief.

1185
01:21:18.999 --> 01:21:19.833
Of course.

1186
01:21:25.505 --> 01:21:26.506
You betrayed me?

1187
01:21:28.550 --> 01:21:31.803
Sir, betray is an ugly word.

1188
01:21:31.887 --> 01:21:33.847
But you are right.

1189
01:21:33.930 --> 01:21:35.891
And just like you said,

1190
01:21:35.974 --> 01:21:38.268
this "fat son of a bitch"

1191
01:21:38.935 --> 01:21:39.895
betrayed you.

1192
01:21:41.187 --> 01:21:46.151
I'll make sure I have everything ready
so that once you get there with Iván--

1193
01:21:46.234 --> 01:21:47.569
-What?
-Don't wo--

1194
01:21:47.652 --> 01:21:52.198
Iván? Forget about it.
I'm not taking that fat son of a bitch.

1195
01:21:53.033 --> 01:21:54.367
Where could I fit him?

1196
01:21:54.868 --> 01:21:58.246
And it'd cost more,
because he needs two tickets.

1197
01:22:00.957 --> 01:22:04.961
That reminds me of a very nice saying
by a modern philosopher

1198
01:22:05.045 --> 01:22:06.838
named Jean-Jacques Rousseau.

1199
01:22:06.922 --> 01:22:08.006
He said--

1200
01:22:08.089 --> 01:22:09.299
Shut up, moron!

1201
01:22:13.303 --> 01:22:15.180
I knew that you

1202
01:22:15.764 --> 01:22:17.807
would behave like a coward

1203
01:22:17.891 --> 01:22:20.393
and that you would run away, like a rat.

1204
01:22:21.353 --> 01:22:22.812
It's the González in you.

1205
01:22:22.896 --> 01:22:25.106
Grandpa, let me explain--

1206
01:22:25.190 --> 01:22:26.066
Juan Pablo,

1207
01:22:26.858 --> 01:22:28.777
this isn't your government.

1208
01:22:29.569 --> 01:22:32.030
It will always be my government.

1209
01:22:32.530 --> 01:22:34.491
You can't get away from me.

1210
01:22:35.659 --> 01:22:37.160
Nobody gets away from me.

1211
01:22:39.204 --> 01:22:40.789
I'll give you two choices,

1212
01:22:41.539 --> 01:22:43.833
because I like to be democratic.

1213
01:22:45.085 --> 01:22:48.546
The first choice is we'll let you go.

1214
01:22:48.630 --> 01:22:49.839
But you leave alone.

1215
01:22:50.465 --> 01:22:52.884
Without my bureaucratic support.

1216
01:22:54.302 --> 01:22:55.929
Without my security detail.

1217
01:22:56.471 --> 01:22:58.348
And the second choice

1218
01:22:59.099 --> 01:23:00.475
is we'll let you go,

1219
01:23:01.309 --> 01:23:04.729
with my bureaucratic support,

1220
01:23:04.813 --> 01:23:06.773
my security detail,

1221
01:23:06.856 --> 01:23:08.274
and the family plane.

1222
01:23:11.569 --> 01:23:14.739
In politics, there are no coincidences.

1223
01:23:14.823 --> 01:23:16.241
Everyone has a plan.

1224
01:23:16.992 --> 01:23:19.619
Even if the execution takes a bit longer.

1225
01:24:10.920 --> 01:24:12.630
Things are back to normal.

1226
01:24:12.714 --> 01:24:14.632
They're even better than before.

1227
01:24:15.300 --> 01:24:16.593
Mr. President.

1228
01:24:17.927 --> 01:24:20.722
Mr. Pombo, I've always
wanted to tell you that--

1229
01:24:26.061 --> 01:24:26.895
Hello?

1230
01:24:28.563 --> 01:24:29.481
Hello?

1231
01:24:29.564 --> 01:24:30.648
Mr. Pombo.

1232
01:24:31.858 --> 01:24:33.193
Turn on the TV.

1233
01:24:40.742 --> 01:24:44.329
My fellow citizens of Polombia,

1234
01:24:45.580 --> 01:24:50.502
I want to prove my willingness
and my desire for real change

1235
01:24:50.585 --> 01:24:52.545
with the following decisions.

1236
01:24:53.129 --> 01:24:56.883
Yesterday, after listening
to the clamor of the crowd,

1237
01:24:56.966 --> 01:25:00.804
and in an effort
to leave Colombia in better hands,

1238
01:25:01.304 --> 01:25:05.391
I signed a decree
appointing Camila Benavides

1239
01:25:05.475 --> 01:25:08.144
as vice president of this country.

1240
01:25:09.020 --> 01:25:11.898
She knows what our people need.

1241
01:25:11.981 --> 01:25:14.192
I am abroad right now,

1242
01:25:14.275 --> 01:25:17.362
and she will lead the country
while I'm away.

1243
01:25:19.405 --> 01:25:20.406
Press play.

1244
01:25:20.907 --> 01:25:22.408
Taking the oath.

1245
01:25:23.326 --> 01:25:25.954
Right hand on the Bible, senator.

1246
01:25:27.872 --> 01:25:29.791
Senator Camila Benavides,

1247
01:25:29.874 --> 01:25:32.293
do you solemnly swear before God

1248
01:25:32.377 --> 01:25:35.880
to uphold the Constitution
and the laws of the Republic of Colombia?

1249
01:25:37.298 --> 01:25:38.925
-I swear.
-Wonderful.

1250
01:25:41.302 --> 01:25:42.137
Very good.

1251
01:25:42.220 --> 01:25:44.139
Hey, let's do a Boomerang.

1252
01:25:46.474 --> 01:25:51.980
Lastly, I have decided to resign
from my position as President of Polombia.

1253
01:25:52.063 --> 01:25:54.983
I have always dreamed of being a DJ

1254
01:25:55.066 --> 01:25:57.569
and I am great at playing records.

1255
01:25:58.194 --> 01:26:00.697
I don't feel ready
to take on this challenge,

1256
01:26:00.780 --> 01:26:04.242
but Camila Benavides,
however, will be great at it.

1257
01:26:04.784 --> 01:26:07.996
She's a woman of integrity
who will never be bought off

1258
01:26:08.079 --> 01:26:10.498
to serve the interests of a select few.

1259
01:26:10.582 --> 01:26:13.710
She will fight for the disadvantaged

1260
01:26:13.793 --> 01:26:15.420
and will do it wonderfully,

1261
01:26:15.503 --> 01:26:17.380
even better than me.

1262
01:26:17.881 --> 01:26:21.676
Don't look for me,
because you'll never find me.

1263
01:26:21.759 --> 01:26:25.430
And if you do,
I'll be playing the guitar somewhere.

1264
01:26:25.930 --> 01:26:26.764
Pombo!

1265
01:26:26.848 --> 01:26:31.519
By the time you watch this video
or this speech, I'll be far away.

1266
01:26:32.520 --> 01:26:35.523
My best deed as president is leaving.

1267
01:26:36.316 --> 01:26:37.233
So…

1268
01:27:31.913 --> 01:27:33.373
I'm Camila Benavides.

1269
01:27:33.456 --> 01:27:34.707
I'm your president.

1270
01:27:36.668 --> 01:27:41.714
THE END

1271
01:27:47.387 --> 01:27:49.764
As Winston Churchill said,

1272
01:27:50.265 --> 01:27:53.559
"Politics is more dangerous than war,

1273
01:27:53.643 --> 01:27:57.188
for in war you are only killed once."

1274
01:28:25.133 --> 01:28:27.135
BRAZIL

1275
01:28:48.698 --> 01:28:51.951
EVERYONE LOSES

1276
01:28:55.121 --> 01:28:56.956
CHAMBACÚ
10 BILLION PESOS

1277
01:28:57.040 --> 01:28:58.750
PUERTOS DE COLOMBIA
2.5 TRILLION PESOS

1278
01:29:01.586 --> 01:29:04.255
…AND THE LIST GOES ON

1279
01:29:04.339 --> 01:29:06.341
NOW IT'S REALLY THE END

1280
01:29:06.424 --> 01:29:07.675
"THIS FILM IS SATIRE."

1281
01:29:07.759 --> 01:29:09.719
"IT CRITICIZES CAREERISM,
SEXISM, CLASSISM,

1282
01:29:09.802 --> 01:29:11.763
HOMOPHOBIA AND XENOPHOBIA."

1283
01:29:11.846 --> 01:29:13.848
"IT'S NOT MEANT TO REFLECT REALITY."

1284
01:29:26.194 --> 01:29:28.905
Who the hell gave me this cheap-ass rum?

1285
01:29:29.697 --> 01:29:30.907
I did, Juanpis.

1286
01:29:31.991 --> 01:29:32.950
Remember?

1287
01:29:33.034 --> 01:29:37.830
When you ran out of whiskey at home,
you used to drink rum and not care,

1288
01:29:37.914 --> 01:29:40.291
because rum meant happiness.

1289
01:29:49.008 --> 01:29:50.093
Sit down.

1290
01:31:43.748 --> 01:31:46.125
Subtitle translation by: Mariela Rascioni