1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,770 [dramatic music playing] 4 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,775 [sirens wailing] 5 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,069 "POLITICS IS THE ART OF LOOKING FOR TROUBLE, 6 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,405 FINDING IT EVERYWHERE, DIAGNOSING IT INCORRECTLY, 7 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:32,198 AND APPLYING THE WRONG REMEDIES." 8 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:33,616 ATTRIBUTED TO GROUCHO MARX 9 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:38,747 [lively marching band music playing] 10 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:39,956 [sounds distort] 11 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:44,335 [marching band music continues] 12 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:47,130 [in Spanish] It's this damn government! 13 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,339 We have failed. 14 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:52,135 Socialism must be driven away from Latin America. 15 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:57,182 Lula da Silva was sentenced on corruption and money laundering charges. 16 00:00:57,265 --> 00:00:58,767 An agrarian reform. 17 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:02,062 Listen, socialists only destroy things. 18 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,439 Chile is a mess. The whole country was sold! 19 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:06,399 He couldn't hold on to power. 20 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,068 The country is polarized. 21 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:11,362 I got wiretapped while one of your friends was in power. 22 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:16,242 You and your leftist ideas destroyed this fucking hellhole. 23 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,661 [man] Cristina Kirchner is sentenced to six years in prison. 24 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,164 MILEI: "KIRCHNER HAD ONE OF THE WORST ADMINISTRATIONS" 25 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:24,084 Every time socialism gets implemented, it sinks. 26 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:25,710 God, you asked me to be patient. 27 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,587 BUKELE: "GOD WANTED TO HEAL OUR COUNTRY" 28 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:30,298 [woman] Why do right-wingers see Nayib Bukele as an example? 29 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:32,175 [in English] Make Argentina great again. 30 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:35,011 [in Spanish] We must defend freedom. 31 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,138 -Long live freedom, damn it! -[laughs] 32 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:41,059 [man 2] Violence and social inequality have another counterpart. 33 00:01:41,142 --> 00:01:43,186 Territorial inequality. 34 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:49,234 Anarchists, improvisers, malcontents. They're also lazy as hell, man! Huh? 35 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:53,029 He knows the only bad thing about power is not having it. Excuse me. 36 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:53,988 POWER 37 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:57,450 That kind of change cannot be achieved in four years. 38 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:58,535 Down with Petro! 39 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:01,955 Colombia needs a National Constituent Assembly. 40 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:04,958 [man 2] We are not complaining or whining 41 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:08,878 because we wanted to sleep in the presidential palace. 42 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,547 JUANPIS GONZÁLEZ SWEEPS AT THE POLLS 43 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,174 The Historical Pact is ancient history. 44 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:14,884 PRESIDENT-ELECT GONZÁLEZ SPEAKS 45 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,220 -[band music concludes] -[people shouting] 46 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:18,346 [loud thud] 47 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:19,639 [crowd] Fascist! 48 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:21,349 -Son of a bitch! -[blast] 49 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:23,852 -Fascist! -Son of a bitch! 50 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,562 [dramatic music playing] 51 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:26,604 [woman] Run! 52 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,402 You crooked fascist! 53 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:36,489 You stole the election! You don't represent us, asshole! 54 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:39,409 [explosions and commotion] 55 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,414 [woman] Run! Everyone, run! 56 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:50,587 I never doubted we would win the presidency. 57 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:54,966 Never forget who brought you here. 58 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:59,304 The best part is leftist governments are going to end now. 59 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:02,098 They end with you, Juan Pablo. 60 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:05,435 Grandpa. 61 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,775 [sirens wailing] 62 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,785 BOGOTÁ, AUGUST 7, 2026 63 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:26,289 [Juanpis] The time has come for "Polombia"! 64 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:30,585 Thank you, God, and thank you, people of Colombia, 65 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:35,089 for giving me the honor of leading the future of our Fatherland. 66 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:36,591 Not the Foolish one, 67 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:38,885 but a top-quality one. 68 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:40,887 -[crowd cheering] -[speaking inaudibly] 69 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:47,810 We will reach equality when poor people go to pay their taxes 70 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,482 and do it gladly, with a sense of pride, 71 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,901 knowing they will be helping a little boy… 72 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:57,320 PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION LIVE FROM BOLÍVAR SQUARE 73 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:58,571 …or a little girl… 74 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:02,283 Or even, like, a baby, you know? 75 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:03,910 [in English] Why not? 76 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:05,119 [in Spanish] You know… 77 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,915 Poor people are poor because they want to be. 78 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:12,085 Poor people of Colombia, 79 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,379 we won't fail you. 80 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:17,548 -Bravo! -[crowd cheering] 81 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:24,806 We'll be working towards attracting investments 82 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:28,476 that can lead to a better quality of life for our citizens. 83 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:32,522 But without greasing any palms. 84 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:36,943 I'm honored to begin this task 85 00:04:37,026 --> 00:04:40,154 alongside the first Black vice president 86 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,699 of this banana republic. 87 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:48,121 If you don't like him because he is Black and fearless, 88 00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:49,789 that's too bad. 89 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:54,711 What we can promise is that he will never ride a Petro-copter. 90 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:57,547 Not even my beloved Martuchis, 91 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:02,343 who loves to sponge off this big banana republic called Polombia, 92 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,137 not even she will do that. 93 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:07,432 And also… 94 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:12,353 Also, things will improve in this country. 95 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,188 I have no doubt about it. 96 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:21,988 We will spread this virus of life across the stars in the universe. 97 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,199 [person coughing] 98 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,663 May our love for this country 99 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:36,544 be the flame through which the Lord and Our Lady of Chiquinquirá 100 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:40,048 enlighten me to succeed, 101 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:44,218 and also to overcome the human trait of vanity 102 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:47,013 and correct myself when I make a mistake. 103 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:48,014 [cheering] 104 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:58,483 [crowd] Juanpis! Juanpis! Juanpis! Juanpis! Juanpis! Juanpis! 105 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:00,777 [person] Yes! 106 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:04,530 [crowd] Juanpis! Juanpis! Juanpis! Juanpis! 107 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,616 [chanting continues] 108 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,665 My name is Juan Pablo González Pombo, 109 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:17,835 and I am your president. 110 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:22,048 JUANPIS GONZÁLEZ: THE PEOPLE'S PRESIDENT 111 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:24,675 [dramatic music playing] 112 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,566 [music fades] 113 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:44,612 Have you wondered how a guy like Juan Pablo González Pombo 114 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:48,157 was able to become president of a country like Colombia? 115 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,535 [intriguing music playing] 116 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:56,332 Welcome to this game. 117 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,543 [lively music playing] 118 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:01,087 The first thing you need to understand 119 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,548 is that politics has nothing to do with morality. 120 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:06,092 Only a select few can play. 121 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:11,556 A circle of people that decide on the life of the other 40 million sheep. 122 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:14,725 After what happened in the last four years, 123 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:17,061 the board is tilting to one side. 124 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,688 And the country is filled 125 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:21,524 with renewable energies, farmers, 126 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:24,068 students getting free rides to school. 127 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:26,737 Just a bunch of slackers. 128 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:30,116 The time has come to move the chips… 129 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,286 in our favor. 130 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,960 [lively music fades] 131 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,463 [cigar sizzles] 132 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:46,048 [classical music playing faintly] 133 00:07:58,227 --> 00:07:59,437 [exhales deeply] 134 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,441 [taps] 135 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:09,572 [exhales deeply] 136 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,162 -[Martuchis] Mr. President. -Huh? 137 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:19,874 The Conservative Party has just signed the document. 138 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:21,042 [sighs] 139 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,670 What a great way to start the day, Martuchis! 140 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,005 -[cigar sizzles] -[chuckles] 141 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,509 -How do I look? -Great. 142 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:30,551 Thanks. 143 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,387 [exhales deeply] 144 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,474 Gentlemen! Welcome. 145 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:39,852 The youngest faces of our party. Thank you for coming. 146 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,313 Welcome to the administration of change. 147 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:44,023 -Mr. President. -Thanks. 148 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:45,733 So we're all set. Right? 149 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:48,236 -We're set. -Go ahead. [chuckles] 150 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:57,328 We have to make them sign. They don't have much time left. 151 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,247 [sighs] 152 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:01,415 Finally. 153 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:04,961 I'm finally the owner of this banana plantation. 154 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,213 I can already smell the power. 155 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:08,798 The bouquet. 156 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,132 Exactly, the bouquet. 157 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,009 Besides, did you see it? 158 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,428 -They love me. -Right. 159 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:18,015 That's the law of attraction, sir. Enjoy. 160 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:20,101 Of course he'll enjoy it. 161 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:24,522 The president has a 70% support rating amongst the traditional parties. 162 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:29,235 This way, he'll have free rein to rule over this slum. 163 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:32,280 Remember, this isn't a country, but a tiny corner of Earth. 164 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,197 It's true. 165 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:38,744 Ivanchis, let's deal with corruption and make sure it's at the right scale. 166 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:39,996 It's that simple. 167 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:42,123 -It's a win-win, right? -Right. 168 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:44,834 People say, "Yes, the guy steals, but he delivers." 169 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:45,751 Exactly. 170 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,087 -Mm. -[sighs] 171 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:49,714 Listen, Ivanchis. 172 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,258 Relax. 173 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:54,594 Be happy. 174 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:57,930 You'll get to do all those leftist things you like. 175 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:01,225 To make you smile, I will appoint you officially. 176 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,352 How about, hmm… 177 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:07,106 General Secretary of the Presidency? Ah! 178 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:09,734 -I like it. He fits the bill. -He does! 179 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:15,948 Mr. President, I'd like to ask you not to toy with my feelings 180 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,034 because, as you know, 181 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:21,412 I don't have the documentation to work in this country. 182 00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:25,374 Ah. Listen, man. I can just call someone. 183 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,711 In a few hours I can turn Spaniards, Italians, 184 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,172 and even Venezuelans, into Colombians. 185 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:32,798 Boom, dude! Ah! 186 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,384 -That's what power is for. -[Juanpis] Exactly. 187 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,845 Call the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. 188 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:43,142 Tell them that you're my private secretary and that we need this ready today. 189 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:44,560 Private secretary? 190 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:48,314 Is there anyone else who can keep my private secrets like you? 191 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:50,358 [all chuckling] 192 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,902 -[Martuchis] Mr. President. Mr. President. -It's true. 193 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:55,571 Your meeting with the progressive commission. 194 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,323 The progressives? Good God. 195 00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:58,324 Get me a mask. 196 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,159 -Oof. -[Juanpis] They're like a virus. 197 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:05,081 Remember, the representative of that commission is Senator Camila. 198 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,624 Cams is here? 199 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:07,667 Hm. 200 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,126 [snickers] 201 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,169 Amazing. 202 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:12,672 This is getting good. 203 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:15,383 -Do I look good? -Perfect. Very elegant. 204 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:19,637 Sorry, I can't come with you because those leftists give me a rash. 205 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,554 Don't worry. 206 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:23,432 Watch your hands. Sanitize them well. 207 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,310 I'll get that lady right. [chuckles] 208 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:27,269 Incorrigible. 209 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,313 -Bring her! -Yes, sir. 210 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,774 [classical music continues] 211 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,578 [advisor] Senator, how are you? Welcome to the palace. 212 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:45,955 [Camila] Thank you. 213 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,415 -Excuse me. -Go ahead. 214 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:48,999 [Martuchis] Right ahead. 215 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,668 To the president's office. 216 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:52,670 [Camila] Thanks, Marta. How are you? 217 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,630 [Martuchis] We're good. We're a success. 218 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,799 -[Camila] And you? -A success by his side. 219 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,218 -[chuckling] I'm glad. -Go ahead. 220 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,020 [inhales deeply] 221 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:12,314 Juan Pablo. 222 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,737 Camila Benavides, aka "Cams." 223 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,364 Welcome. 224 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,783 -[Juanpis chuckles] -Your book is upside down. 225 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,787 First of all, call me Mr. President. 226 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:27,913 Second of all, 227 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,583 it's called reading comprehension. 228 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,668 [chuckles] Have a seat. 229 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,255 Thank you. 230 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,133 -Thank you for coming. -[classical music fades] 231 00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:42,803 [sighs] Let me just sign some papers here… There. 232 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,723 Working, as always, you know? 233 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,642 I asked you here, Cams… 234 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:52,396 for a very simple reason. 235 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:55,566 [exhales deeply] 236 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:58,611 I want to work with all the parties, hand in hand. 237 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:02,656 I want us to work towards building the country we all dream of. 238 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,325 Yes. Even you. 239 00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:08,454 In the next four years, we should do it as much as we can. 240 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:14,418 So, of course, I thought of you and decided to call you, because you… 241 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:16,670 You live here. 242 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,506 In my heart. 243 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,592 Please keep it professional. 244 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,388 Okay. Okay. Okay. Mm. 245 00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:30,309 Cams, if we can't be together, 246 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:33,187 then why don't you join us? 247 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,189 Join my party, 248 00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:38,651 instead of posting online and being part of the opposition. 249 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:41,070 It'd be nice if you joined us. Mm? 250 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:44,406 I don't agree with your politics or your choice of partners. 251 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:48,202 But I know it's important for us to work together 252 00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:49,703 for the sake of our country. 253 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:54,458 What? You don't think I feel the same way? 254 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:55,960 What? 255 00:13:56,043 --> 00:14:00,756 My work goals are entirely based on promoting the agrarian reform. 256 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,757 Right. 257 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:05,803 We both know that your family is not interested in that. 258 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:09,598 Did you hear what you just said? My family. Not me. 259 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,683 [chuckles] 260 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,101 Cams, listen. 261 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:15,563 Do you believe I've never seen a farm in my life? 262 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,982 That I've never been to one? 263 00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:21,902 I even know some peasants. 264 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:25,197 I swear. I've got a peasant friend. He's great. 265 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:28,200 I have his phone number. I can call him. 266 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:32,329 I'll put him on speaker. He'll say, "Mr. Juan Pablo and I are friends." 267 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:36,750 Juan Pablo, the thing is that our work goals 268 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,587 are not aligned at all. 269 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,215 It's a shame, but they're so different. 270 00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:46,093 Okay. 271 00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,430 [sighs] Camila… 272 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:51,932 [gentle, upbeat music playing] 273 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,186 Forget about me. 274 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:57,897 Let me go. 275 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,859 Light a candle tonight. Go home, relax. 276 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:05,279 Blow out the candle, and close the chapter on us. 277 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:07,656 [Camila chuckles] 278 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,742 It's for your own good. I mean it. 279 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,328 Juan Pablo… 280 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,250 having an opposition is a vital part of democracy. 281 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,168 Totally. 282 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:23,756 If we find a way to work together, the country will benefit. 283 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:26,383 I just don't know if we can. 284 00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:29,637 I will find it. 285 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,935 Let's wait and see, Mr. President. 286 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:38,604 Right. 287 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:39,521 Take care. 288 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,941 No, you take care. 289 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,651 No, you take care. 290 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:44,652 No, you. 291 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,488 We're downtown. You don't have many bodyguards. 292 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:49,239 There are Venezuelans around. 293 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,950 What was that guy called? 294 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,494 That peasant guy. 295 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,913 -Have a good day. -[Martuchis] Thanks. 296 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,373 -Bye, all. -Buongiorno. 297 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,290 Have a good day. 298 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,628 -Martuchis. -[Martuchis mutters indistinctly] 299 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,588 -My dear Mr. President! -[music stops] 300 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:06,674 How did it go? 301 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:07,925 [Juanpis] Excellent. 302 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,678 So now, 303 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,722 let the party begin! 304 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,308 ["Mal Bicho" by Los Fabulosos Cadillacs playing] 305 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,771 REFICLARCK 306 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,193 To Reficlarck! 307 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:27,611 Cheers. 308 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,866 [fire roars] 309 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:36,078 REFICLARCK REFINERY GRAND OPENING 310 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:40,374 MONEY STOLEN: 18 TRILLION COULD HAVE FINANCED OVER 200 SCHOOLS 311 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,042 [camera shutters clicking] 312 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,635 [horn blows] 313 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,940 ["Mal Bicho" continues] 314 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,818 -Hello, Senator. -Senator Guerrero, how are you? 315 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,319 -Fine. You? -Fine, thanks. 316 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,076 [grandfather] Juan Pablo, 317 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,872 it's time to turn the country into a mass of concrete. 318 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:24,626 Pave over jungles, pave over rivers, pave over wetlands… 319 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,796 The country must be interconnected. 320 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:33,969 "TO THE MOON 1" ROAD THE ROAD FOR ALL COLOMBIANS 321 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:38,182 MONEY STOLEN: OVER 500 BILLION COULD HAVE FINANCED 10 HOSPITALS 322 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:47,775 [chatter] 323 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,735 Come on, shake it! 324 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:50,819 [chuckles] 325 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,155 ["Mal Bicho" continues] 326 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,332 Look what I found on the back of the plane. 327 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,757 [vacuum whirring] 328 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:21,600 Miss Martuchis, they even changed my name. 329 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,602 Now it's pronounced differently. 330 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,616 ["Mal Bicho" stops] 331 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,328 [Camila] The agrarian reform I'm proposing 332 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:45,707 will not only give back purchasing power to Colombian farmers, 333 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:49,962 but it will also give them back the lands 334 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,006 they have been systematically displaced from 335 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,759 by order of the present and former administrations 336 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,345 through paramilitary forces. 337 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,515 -And these pa… -[people chuckling] 338 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:08,272 These paramilitary forces have obviously been sponsored 339 00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,941 by wealthy families in Colombia. 340 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,778 At this point, I would like Senator Aristizabal 341 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,824 to make some remarks about this topic, 342 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,410 since he seems more interested in the food, 343 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,413 especially the salmon he has just received. 344 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:29,042 That seems more important than the social justice our country needs. 345 00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:34,131 President Madrugo is talking about Nanómeros, 346 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,216 the company we bought from Colombia 347 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,970 but haven't been able to run because of the border closures. 348 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:42,973 Since it's losing money… [chuckles] 349 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,142 …they're willing to consider offers. 350 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:49,605 Please, tell me how the Nanómeros business works. 351 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,858 Nanómeros sells fertilizers… 352 00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:55,569 [in English] …my President. [chuckles] 353 00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:58,780 [in Spanish] The number one commodity in the production of food 354 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,282 for both our countries. 355 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,242 And everyone has to eat, right? 356 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:05,746 It would mean making a profit from every plate 357 00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:09,166 that is set on the table of every Colombian family. 358 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,501 Then we can tell the press that… 359 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,631 that we are solving hunger, hm? 360 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:16,673 [chuckles] 361 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,760 -Boom! It's an amazing deal! -Iván. 362 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,805 [grandfather] Of course not, Juan Pablo. 363 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,098 We sold that company 364 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:28,477 because we didn't want to get involved with Venezuela! 365 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,939 Their current politics and ours are completely misaligned. 366 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,023 [Juanpis] Okay, listen. 367 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,860 Grandpa, politics don't matter. What matters are profits. 368 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,278 I said no. 369 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,406 We refuse to work with President Madrugo. 370 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,493 It goes against everything we are and what we do. 371 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:45,452 I told you! 372 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:46,828 No! 373 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,915 [Juanpis sighs] 374 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:54,795 Listen, man, we won't do business with terrorists 375 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:58,507 or any type of regime like yours, especially not Madrugo, okay? 376 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,134 -In fact, we'll close the border. -[music stops] 377 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,511 To teach you a lesson. 378 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,389 Listen, you. Enough with the party boys. Okay? 379 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,432 Wipe your nose, man. 380 00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,977 Okay, Mr. President. 381 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:13,313 But about those party boys… That's just a rumor, okay? 382 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,107 I have to go. I'm busy. 383 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,401 Kisses. Bye. 384 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,239 Gentlemen, cheers. 385 00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:24,157 -Cheers! -Cheers! 386 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:27,202 [dramatic, inspirational music playing] 387 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,163 [Juanpis] A politician's power 388 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,792 is exerted through weapons. 389 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:37,045 A country's sovereignty 390 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:39,548 should not be granted. 391 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,801 It should just be seized. 392 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,928 It's that simple. 393 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:50,142 I want to announce that we have bought 394 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,061 a couple of toys. 395 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,106 [music becomes epic] 396 00:21:56,189 --> 00:22:01,611 Because this administration refuses to fraternize 397 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,573 or negotiate with terrorists. 398 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:06,491 That's right. 399 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,745 Yes, I'm talking to you, President Madrugo. 400 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:10,704 [loud thud] 401 00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:13,206 [Juanpis] I have requested the closure and militarization 402 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,542 of our border with your country. 403 00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:18,337 -Squad! -[soldiers stomp feet] 404 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,673 Never lose your faith or your discipline. 405 00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:26,720 Because I feel very proud to be your commander in chief. 406 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,513 Hooah! 407 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,140 [soldiers] Hooah! 408 00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:35,812 MILITARY SPENDING: 500 BILLION 409 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:38,482 MONEY DIVERTED FROM PEACEKEEPING EFFORTS 410 00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:43,779 PEACE 411 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,781 -[epic music concludes] -[all cheering] 412 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:46,990 Awesome! 413 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,451 [Camila] Hi, Jenny. 414 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:51,453 [Jenny] Hi. 415 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:02,923 [Camila] What happened? 416 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:04,883 Not a fucking thing. 417 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:07,552 Have you seen it? 418 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:09,971 Hm? 419 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,140 Look. 420 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:15,143 Look at the wonderful president we have. 421 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:21,191 He has missed more than 82 meetings with the farmers' rights committee. 422 00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:23,068 REINFORCED DEFENSES ON OUR BORDERS A HUGE STEP 423 00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:25,570 He cancelled due to scheduling conflicts. 424 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,280 But he has time for planes and war. 425 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,282 We should declare war on him! 426 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:31,618 -We need to keep a cool head, Jenny. -[groans] 427 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,246 I was just in Congress. 428 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:38,959 -They seem more receptive to the reform. -Camila, please. 429 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:46,758 ["Soy colombiano" by Garzón y Collazos playing] 430 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:49,344 POPULARITY RATES 2027 AUG 2026 - AUG 2027 431 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:53,098 AMAZON - ANDEAN CARIBBEAN - ORINOCO - PACIFIC 432 00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:58,812 [Juanpis] The House of Nariño is the heart of the Colombian people. 433 00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:03,483 How many can you do, huh? 434 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,735 I only use my head to think. 435 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:10,657 We will not fail the needy people of Colombia. 436 00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:16,371 We need to be a resilient nation 437 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,331 to fix the past 438 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:21,376 and build the future that Polombia wants! 439 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,420 CLOSE TO PARADISE A MIRACLE CALLED JUANPIS 440 00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:25,088 ["Soy colombiano" ends] 441 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:31,845 [host] Today marks one year as president, and you have a 75% approval rating. 442 00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:34,389 One of the highest in our history. 443 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,266 How do you feel about this? 444 00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:40,979 Well, my dear Afro-descendant journalist, I feel great. 445 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:44,983 That's the result of having a premium, top-quality government. 446 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:45,942 [host chuckles] 447 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:48,361 As a politician, I've always worked… 448 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:49,779 [in English] …for all the people. 449 00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:53,241 [in Spanish] Always. What's needed now? Investors need security. 450 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:56,161 Are we working on that? Of course we are. [chuckles] 451 00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:59,498 And we also need results for our Polombian people. 452 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,292 [host] What's next for your second year? 453 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:05,212 We want to know what your next challenges are. 454 00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:06,838 Good question, Nicky. 455 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,216 Challenges? Everything is a challenge. 456 00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,509 [both laugh] 457 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:14,262 Nicky, one of my biggest flaws, ever since I was little, 458 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,556 has always been perfection. 459 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,518 [in English] That's what I want. 460 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:20,644 [chuckles] 461 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:23,730 [audience clapping] 462 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:24,814 [Martuchis] Bravo! 463 00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:27,901 -Bravo! -[in Spanish] Thank you. 464 00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:29,986 -I said bravo! -[audience cheering] 465 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:32,030 [Juanpis in English] Thank you. Thanks. 466 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:34,282 [lively pop music playing] 467 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,204 [in Spanish] Anything else, Mr. President? 468 00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:41,456 [Juanpis] Thanks. That's perfect for now. 469 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,208 See you later. [chuckles] 470 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:45,252 Hey. [in English] Cheers, cheers. 471 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:49,214 [in Spanish] Do you like the club? It's my grandfather's, so it's mine. 472 00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:53,009 Someone wants to take part of it and build a small park. 473 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,928 That would be awful, right? 474 00:25:55,595 --> 00:25:56,680 What? 475 00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:59,224 Uh, Mr. President, we're ready. 476 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:02,185 [lively pop music continues in distance] 477 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:09,568 [Juanpis] Gentlemen. 478 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,241 All right, here we are. 479 00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:17,951 Thank you, Mr. President, 480 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:21,871 for being an ally to the people making our country work. 481 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,373 Gentlemen, proceed. 482 00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:27,043 [dramatic music playing] 483 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,962 THANK YOU! 484 00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:37,304 [whispers] Okay. 485 00:26:40,807 --> 00:26:42,017 Thank you very much. 486 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,853 Excuse me, sir. 487 00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:53,069 Sir, a warning. I think they're ripping you off. 488 00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:54,487 I know, moron. 489 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:55,405 Grandpa! 490 00:26:58,825 --> 00:26:59,743 [chuckles faintly] 491 00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:01,328 Thank you. 492 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:03,246 [Juanpis chuckles] 493 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:06,958 Can you tell me what my share is? 494 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:11,254 Juan Pablo, you get 4% of every business deal. 495 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,590 Four percent? 496 00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:15,300 -Ivanchis? -Sir? 497 00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:17,802 Do the math, please. 498 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:19,512 I already did, sir. 499 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,097 Okay, sir. Here it is. 500 00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:24,601 It's 70 billion pesos for the down payment on the Internet deal… 501 00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:25,685 [whistles] 502 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:28,271 …another 500 billion pesos for the peace thing. 503 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,230 Wow. 504 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:32,734 -2.9 trillion pesos for the refinery. -[mimics explosion] 505 00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:36,488 Then another 200 billion pesos for road infrastructure works. 506 00:27:36,571 --> 00:27:40,033 The total is 3.6 trillion pesos. 507 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:45,664 Three point six trillion pesos, huh? 508 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:49,793 A member of the Senate in this shithole country 509 00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:53,755 could earn yearly, oh, I don't know, maybe something like… 510 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:57,801 150 billion pesos, on a bad year? 511 00:27:57,884 --> 00:27:59,386 [snickers] 512 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:02,931 And me, the President of the Republic, 513 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:05,141 the face of this country, 514 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,602 end up becoming a meme. 515 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:08,728 [chuckles] 516 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,855 And getting ripped off. 517 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:11,773 Quiet. 518 00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:15,276 -What's wrong with you, Juan Pablo? -[ominous music playing] 519 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,571 You're getting your fair share of the deals. 520 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:21,282 That's the way these things go. 521 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:24,411 I thought I was dealing with honest men. 522 00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:33,586 -Ivanchis. -Sir. 523 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,131 -The briefcase, idiot. -Ah. 524 00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:40,635 -Excuse me. -Excuse me. 525 00:28:50,603 --> 00:28:52,856 [moody classical music playing] 526 00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:10,248 [sighs] 527 00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:31,603 [music fades] 528 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:42,113 [vehicle engine humming] 529 00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:46,159 [Ivanchis] According to the last report, 530 00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:50,455 15% of Colombians are living on the poverty line. 531 00:29:50,538 --> 00:29:55,752 That's why we need to strengthen plans to fight hunger in rural areas. 532 00:29:57,128 --> 00:30:00,256 The agrarian reform your ex-girlfriend is proposing… 533 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:04,010 Uh, I mean, Miss Camila. 534 00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:05,970 Excuse me, Senator Camila. 535 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:09,682 That reform will help farmers produce a lot more food, 536 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:14,687 and in that way, we can fully eliminate food insecurity in our country. 537 00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:19,734 Mr. President, I think it's time for us to talk about fertilizers. 538 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:22,612 -Our administration needs to commit-- -Shh! 539 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,282 Get your hands off! 540 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:30,119 [water drips] 541 00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:32,872 [chuckling] Of course. 542 00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:37,043 There's our answer. 543 00:30:37,126 --> 00:30:38,127 Fertilizers. 544 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,505 [dramatic music playing] 545 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:45,677 Fertilizers. 546 00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:48,596 -Martuchis. -Sir? 547 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,598 -[Juanpis] Get everybody out. -Sorry? 548 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,809 -Get them all out. -[music becomes lively] 549 00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:53,935 Uh… Uh… 550 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,353 Out. Leave, please. 551 00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:56,938 Out! 552 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:58,439 Go! 553 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,066 Everybody out! 554 00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:01,609 Move, go! 555 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:04,404 I am a… 556 00:31:04,487 --> 00:31:06,114 [in English] …fucking genius. 557 00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,574 [in Spanish] I really am. 558 00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:09,117 Miss Martuchis, are you okay? 559 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,660 [Martuchis groans] 560 00:31:10,743 --> 00:31:13,788 Guys, I have a brilliant idea. 561 00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:19,794 We need to strengthen plans to fight hunger in rural areas. 562 00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:21,462 Hm? 563 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,756 What does the agrarian reform entail? 564 00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:25,633 That's it. 565 00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:29,721 Farmers would produce more food. 566 00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:30,930 What would that do? 567 00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:33,141 Eliminate food insecurity. 568 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,560 What our government must do 569 00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:39,898 is guarantee the purchase of supplies 570 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:43,860 for those peasant guys to increase production. 571 00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:46,446 That was the answer, Ivanchis. 572 00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:48,406 Fertilizers. 573 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,117 It's all about fertilizers. 574 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:56,372 Plus, it's the perfect excuse to buy that company Bendedetti mentioned. 575 00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:57,874 [Ivanchis] Nanómeros, sir. 576 00:31:57,957 --> 00:31:59,792 -Fertilizers. -[music fades] 577 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:04,881 Martuchis, get me a ham and cheese sandwich. 578 00:32:04,964 --> 00:32:06,049 Some powder too. 579 00:32:07,216 --> 00:32:09,719 Powdered coffee. The one I like. 580 00:32:10,219 --> 00:32:11,554 [Juanpis sighs] 581 00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:16,726 You moron, don't just stand there. Explain how this shit works! 582 00:32:16,809 --> 00:32:17,936 Mr. President, 583 00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:24,609 Nanómeros supplies fertilizers for 40% of the country's food production. 584 00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:27,195 If we resume diplomatic relations 585 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:29,656 with the leftist governments in Latin America, 586 00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:32,992 that 40% could increase to 80%. 587 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:35,620 What are we waiting for? 588 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,163 Let's buy it! 589 00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:39,707 The thing is it's not that easy, sir. 590 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:43,336 Colombia sold it to Venezuela a few years ago, and now it costs triple. 591 00:32:43,419 --> 00:32:47,090 Since you closed the border and suspended diplomatic relations, 592 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:48,508 it will be difficult. 593 00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:49,717 [lively music playing] 594 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:53,638 Owning the sale of fertilizers in an entire agricultural continent, 595 00:32:53,721 --> 00:32:55,974 is this administration's checkmate. 596 00:32:56,057 --> 00:33:00,937 How the hell can we get 350 million dollars to buy it back? 597 00:33:02,021 --> 00:33:05,108 Do what people always do in this country. 598 00:33:05,191 --> 00:33:06,192 [music stops] 599 00:33:06,275 --> 00:33:09,112 Pay your share using government money. 600 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:12,615 [music resumes] 601 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:14,951 Half the company belongs to the government. 602 00:33:15,034 --> 00:33:18,162 The other half belongs to this new association. 603 00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:20,164 [music stops] 604 00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:24,794 My dear Martuchis, you're a… [in English] …fucking genius. 605 00:33:25,294 --> 00:33:26,629 [in Spanish] That's it! 606 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:29,132 Let's buy it. What are we waiting for? 607 00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:31,175 Your grandfather won't like it. 608 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:34,595 Grandpa decided to cut me out of his business dealings. 609 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:35,847 [tense music building] 610 00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:37,098 So I'll do the same. 611 00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:38,599 [music stops] 612 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,059 [Martuchis] Don't forget this. 613 00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:44,188 Your grandfather… You need to be careful with him. 614 00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:46,315 [intriguing music playing] 615 00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:50,737 To achieve this, you need flexibility… 616 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:52,280 [lively music playing] 617 00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:54,699 …in terms of political stances. 618 00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:57,035 -[music stops] -[cell phone ringing] 619 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:03,124 -Hello? -Camila, my girl, Martuchis here. 620 00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:04,667 [Camila] I'm a senator. 621 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:07,670 -Don't call me that. -[Martuchis] Sure, my girl. 622 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:11,716 Juanpis asked me to invite you for a meeting tonight. 623 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:16,471 Tell the president that I'll be there. 624 00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:18,014 -All right. -[Camila] Thanks. 625 00:34:18,097 --> 00:34:19,515 Thank you, ma'am. 626 00:34:21,267 --> 00:34:22,393 [call disconnects] 627 00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:24,103 What was that? 628 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,648 President González Pombo wants to meet me. 629 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:29,108 [Jenny] Mm. 630 00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:32,153 Trust me. I know how to handle Juan Pablo. 631 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:34,655 Where there's a will, there's a way. 632 00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:41,162 [man] Alliances. 633 00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:43,998 -Older than politics itself. -[tense music playing] 634 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:47,668 Making an alliance with someone implies, unmistakably, 635 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:50,630 taking on someone more powerful. 636 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,924 [music stops] 637 00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:57,929 [moody violin music playing] 638 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:20,284 What's with all this beautiful music and the fancy dinner, Mr. President? 639 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:22,036 I thought things were clear. 640 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:27,041 Cams, it's the least I can do for a female like you. 641 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,292 [snickers] 642 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:32,755 Let me tell you this. You look gorgeous. 643 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:34,674 I mean it. You look… wow. 644 00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:36,759 -A bit informal, yes. -Thanks. 645 00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:38,010 But very much you. 646 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:40,555 Good evening. 647 00:35:42,723 --> 00:35:44,183 [Juanpis clears throat] 648 00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:45,101 Cams, 649 00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:47,645 I asked you to come 650 00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:50,898 because I can't work anymore 651 00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:54,902 until we set our romantic situation straight. 652 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,863 -I'm like… -[chuckling] 653 00:35:57,613 --> 00:36:00,575 -What? -There's no romantic situation. 654 00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:02,493 There's nothing to talk about. 655 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:04,245 Okay. 656 00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:09,792 Stop that, damn it! 657 00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:11,544 Get out! 658 00:36:11,627 --> 00:36:12,712 Get out, now! 659 00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:16,048 Fucking asshole. 660 00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:20,011 Okay. Okay. 661 00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:25,850 Since we can't be boyfriend and girlfriend, 662 00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:28,603 let's be collaborators. 663 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:29,687 Mm? 664 00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:31,772 Listen, Cams. 665 00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:35,276 Something that I admire about you is 666 00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:40,114 that you're always one step ahead. You… 667 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:41,657 [chuckling] 668 00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:43,451 You do wonderful things. 669 00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:47,246 I mean it. It's like, "Wow." Honestly. 670 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:48,289 You know what? 671 00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:52,126 I think you and I are meant for great things. 672 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,336 Great things. 673 00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:55,296 Cams, 674 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,049 I want you and I to be 675 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:00,635 like the States. 676 00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:04,472 [upbeat music playing] 677 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:05,598 United. 678 00:37:05,681 --> 00:37:06,682 [chuckling] 679 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:08,184 -No. -Yes. 680 00:37:08,684 --> 00:37:10,811 I know that this project of yours 681 00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:13,356 goes beyond politics. 682 00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:16,067 I know that, as part of the agrarian reform, 683 00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:22,490 you want to take all of those lands and give them to the people. 684 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,534 And that's wonderful of you. I like it. 685 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:28,913 So I have a proposal for you. A dream. 686 00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:32,875 Let's build the country we've longed for. 687 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:35,795 Let's form a coalition, you and me. 688 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:42,718 Cams, I know that you need votes to get the agrarian reform passed. 689 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,554 I can help you with that. 690 00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:47,974 On one condition. 691 00:37:48,808 --> 00:37:51,352 You'll help me convince all peasants 692 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,814 to purchase fertilizers 693 00:37:55,564 --> 00:37:56,899 from Nanómeros. 694 00:37:58,609 --> 00:37:59,735 [in English] Easy. 695 00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:01,612 [in Spanish] Right? 696 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:03,322 [Juanpis snickers] 697 00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:07,785 Ah? [snickering] 698 00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:12,665 [festive salsa music playing] 699 00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:16,711 Listen, guys. Do you realize what happened? 700 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:20,298 Look. This is a landmark moment. 701 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:25,511 A domestic worker changed the country's fate. Ah! 702 00:38:25,594 --> 00:38:26,637 [laughs] 703 00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:29,140 And if someone doesn't like it, too bad. 704 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,767 [in English] Cheers! Cheers! 705 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:34,270 -[in Spanish] Yes! -Cheers! 706 00:38:34,353 --> 00:38:36,439 [music continues] 707 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:47,325 [dramatic news fanfare plays] 708 00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:49,327 IDK 24/7 NEWS 709 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:50,369 Good afternoon. 710 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:54,582 An unexpected visit from President González Pombo to Venezuela 711 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:57,960 opens the possibility of restoring relations 712 00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:01,922 between the presidents of Colombia and our neighboring country. 713 00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,925 It is absolutely important 714 00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:08,888 to restore diplomatic relations with our neighbor. 715 00:39:08,971 --> 00:39:10,431 [camera shutter clicks] 716 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:14,560 Having wisdom requires us to learn to work 717 00:39:14,643 --> 00:39:18,022 with people who think differently from us. 718 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:20,816 My goal? [snickers] 719 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,444 To target hunger in both our countries. 720 00:39:24,111 --> 00:39:25,071 Thank you. 721 00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:27,281 [crowd clapping] 722 00:39:30,451 --> 00:39:34,080 VISIT OPENS THE POSSIBILITY OF DIPLOMATIC RELATIONSHIPS 723 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,001 What's wrong with your grandson? 724 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:42,254 -What's this about ending hunger? -[tense music playing] 725 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:44,799 What business of ours was he referring to? 726 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:46,300 It's about Nanómeros. 727 00:39:47,259 --> 00:39:50,888 He went ahead with the deal Bendedetti tried to pitch us. 728 00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:55,101 That requires passing the agrarian reform, and you know what it means. 729 00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:57,937 They'll try to take our lands away once more. 730 00:39:58,020 --> 00:40:00,815 Don't worry. Nobody will take anything from you. 731 00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:05,277 I'll talk to him and ask him what he's working on. 732 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:07,279 Either you put him in his place, 733 00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:10,449 or we'll have to retaliate against you 734 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:12,660 to protect our association. 735 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:16,622 [music ends dramatically] 736 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:20,292 [laughter] 737 00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:23,254 Dude, I have a wonderful idea. 738 00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:24,338 -What? -What? 739 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:28,759 Mapix, I declare you to be the new president of this joint. 740 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,803 Bravo! 741 00:40:30,886 --> 00:40:34,098 Lead this country. Anyone can do it. 742 00:40:34,181 --> 00:40:35,683 What position will I get? 743 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:39,895 I'll appoint you as minister, and you'll be my vice president. 744 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:42,231 -No, chief of staff. -Chief of staff. 745 00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:43,899 -Private secretary. -Cheers to-- 746 00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:45,443 [dramatic music playing] 747 00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:47,361 Get out now, ladies! 748 00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:50,781 [Juanpis] Mm. 749 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:54,368 Girls, please step out for a sec and come back later. 750 00:40:55,494 --> 00:40:58,914 [Juanpis exhales deeply] 751 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:03,252 Dr. Pombo. 752 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:08,424 What brings you to the office of the President of the Republic? 753 00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:12,970 I won't let you ruin the goals of our association, Juan Pablo. 754 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:16,474 We already know all about your dealings. 755 00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:19,602 Our association is willing to forgive you 756 00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:24,899 if we get appointed to the board of directors of Nanómeros. 757 00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:27,526 -Just like before. -[snickering] 758 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,863 Don't make me laugh, old man. 759 00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:34,700 Didn't you say it was a terrible deal? 760 00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:42,124 Don't blow things out of proportion. 761 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:44,752 You're getting your fair share. 762 00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:47,880 "That's the way these things go." 763 00:41:47,963 --> 00:41:48,923 Right? 764 00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:51,884 Don't make us take revenge, Juan Pablo. 765 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:56,639 Fix your mistake. You have one week to undo that deal. 766 00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:58,641 I won't do that. 767 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:03,187 I no longer take orders from you. 768 00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:05,022 [dramatic music playing] 769 00:42:05,105 --> 00:42:06,941 Don't you know who I am? 770 00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:12,404 I knew I couldn't trust a good-for-nothing like you. 771 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,782 This good-for-nothing 772 00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:19,078 is pushing you out of the business. [snickering] 773 00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:22,957 Okay, 774 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,668 my dear president. 775 00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:30,506 Get ready, because I'll turn the country against you. 776 00:42:32,758 --> 00:42:35,553 You're the one who doesn't know who I am. 777 00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:37,763 Or what I can do. 778 00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:40,140 Get out. [chuckling] 779 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:41,809 Get the hell out! 780 00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:42,810 Girls! 781 00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:47,022 The old man is leaving, so let's get back to the party! 782 00:42:47,106 --> 00:42:48,691 [cackles] 783 00:42:48,774 --> 00:42:49,733 Whoo! 784 00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:00,369 -Is everything okay? -Mm. [chuckles] Yes. Yes. Yes. 785 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:03,330 Everything's perfect. Really great. 786 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:04,915 -Private secretary, right? -Yes. 787 00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:06,083 [all chuckling] 788 00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:09,336 [dramatic music fades] 789 00:43:11,797 --> 00:43:13,799 [traffic noise] 790 00:43:19,513 --> 00:43:21,599 [Jenny] You're working with the president? 791 00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:25,477 Do I need to do things on my own now? 792 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:29,940 Having the president's support can open doors. 793 00:43:33,068 --> 00:43:34,236 Two more weeks… 794 00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:38,365 to get Congress to support the bill. 795 00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:41,327 No. 796 00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:46,957 No, we can't wait two more weeks, Camila. 797 00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:51,920 González Pombo's administration built a concrete jungle. 798 00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:55,132 And we are going to destroy it. 799 00:43:57,885 --> 00:43:59,511 Concrete is visible, right? 800 00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:00,846 Look at it. 801 00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:04,350 If it gets destroyed, you will go down for that. 802 00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:06,769 Did you forget that? 803 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:14,735 Good luck. 804 00:44:19,281 --> 00:44:20,199 Same to you. 805 00:44:27,539 --> 00:44:29,541 [tense music playing] 806 00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:33,420 [music becomes dramatic] 807 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:40,135 [Juanpis] Let us remember that in the past, 808 00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:43,305 power was in the hands of a select few. 809 00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:45,683 But from now on, 810 00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:49,937 we will live in a country with social justice, 811 00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:52,731 a country with food security, 812 00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:54,525 and a new society. 813 00:44:56,318 --> 00:44:58,529 Amidst these winds of change, 814 00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:03,283 last night I've given myself permission, for the third time, 815 00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:07,079 to ask for the resignation of my entire cabinet. 816 00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:12,376 The winds of change are in the air, and you can feel the good energy. 817 00:45:12,459 --> 00:45:14,128 -Yes, sir. -[loud thuds] 818 00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:18,757 That's why today, I want to introduce 819 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:22,094 my new Minister of Agriculture. 820 00:45:22,177 --> 00:45:23,470 MINISTER OF AGRICULTURE 821 00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:28,016 A man who is holding in his hands an agrarian reform 822 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:31,937 that will solve hunger by improving agricultural productivity. 823 00:45:32,479 --> 00:45:34,648 He has experienced hunger himself 824 00:45:35,649 --> 00:45:38,277 many times, until he came to our country. 825 00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:41,780 Obviously, he has excellent nutrition here. 826 00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:46,452 This reform will include regulations 827 00:45:46,535 --> 00:45:49,788 so we can become a self-sufficient country. 828 00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:54,668 A country that has the supplies and fertilizers required… 829 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:55,961 [dramatic music playing] 830 00:45:56,044 --> 00:45:59,506 …to feed not only the peasants in rural areas, 831 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:04,136 but also every man, woman and non-binary person in the country. 832 00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:05,929 Bravo. 833 00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:07,931 [dramatic music becomes lively] 834 00:46:16,064 --> 00:46:19,777 WORKING FOR THE "PEOPLE" IN THE COUNTRYSIDE 835 00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:27,618 NICOLÁS MONTERO MINISTER OF CULTURE 836 00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:33,957 MINISTER OF SPORT 837 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:35,459 Come on, fatasses! 838 00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:37,044 MINISTER OF DEFENSE 839 00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:42,466 MINISTER OF FINANCE 840 00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:44,343 MINISTER OF INFRASTRUCTURE 841 00:46:49,431 --> 00:46:50,974 [Juanpis] Run! Run, man! 842 00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:52,309 Run, slowpoke! 843 00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:56,605 [grandfather] The reform bill Senator Camila is promoting 844 00:46:56,688 --> 00:46:57,815 cannot be passed. 845 00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:02,402 -You need to personally make sure of that. -[music fades] 846 00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:07,199 You have free rein to try to change the senators' votes. 847 00:47:07,282 --> 00:47:09,243 Offer them whatever they want. 848 00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:13,455 Mm. 849 00:47:13,539 --> 00:47:16,583 You know what it's like dealing with representatives. 850 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:20,170 They can change their mind at any time. 851 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:22,506 That's not going to happen 852 00:47:23,006 --> 00:47:25,551 if they understand they can't go against us. 853 00:47:27,761 --> 00:47:29,763 [traffic noise] 854 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:31,056 [Martuchis] What's this? 855 00:47:31,598 --> 00:47:33,308 What is this? 856 00:47:34,017 --> 00:47:35,519 Didn't you read the memo? 857 00:47:36,311 --> 00:47:39,273 The president is allergic to these feathers! 858 00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:40,774 -But-- -No buts! 859 00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:43,610 Get out. I want you out of my sight. 860 00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:47,489 Move, stupid! 861 00:47:47,573 --> 00:47:49,199 Martuchis, come with me. 862 00:47:49,283 --> 00:47:50,117 Do me a favor. 863 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:55,080 Make sure that all the representatives vote for the reform in the next session. 864 00:47:55,163 --> 00:47:59,293 Tell them that without it, the deal is dead. 865 00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:02,004 Don't worry, Juanpis. I'm a team player. 866 00:48:02,087 --> 00:48:04,548 But you can't play in that outfit. 867 00:48:04,631 --> 00:48:07,801 Listen. Do whatever you have to do. 868 00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:09,511 -And you, Ivanchis. -[Ivanchis] Sir. 869 00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:13,390 Tell the press secretary to get all the statements ready. 870 00:48:13,473 --> 00:48:16,435 Iván will handle the press, I'll handle the representatives, 871 00:48:16,518 --> 00:48:17,978 and your hands are clean. 872 00:48:18,812 --> 00:48:23,066 There are 163 representatives in Congress. 873 00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:26,320 -Out of those 163, 55 are in favor… -[dramatic music playing] 874 00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:30,115 …68 are against, and 40 are undecided. 875 00:48:30,198 --> 00:48:35,203 Out of the undecided ones, we'll pick those whose votes we know we can turn. 876 00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:38,916 We can offer them whatever they need. Are we clear? 877 00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:43,670 That's my nanny, man. 878 00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:44,796 Oh. 879 00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:47,007 Don't be silly. 880 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:49,176 It's just a simple plan. 881 00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:51,261 Corruption looks great on her. 882 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:53,472 -Take notes. -Yes, sir. 883 00:48:54,014 --> 00:48:56,600 [dramatic music continues] 884 00:48:56,683 --> 00:49:02,064 I know that the Ministry of Culture might not be the most attractive offer. 885 00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:07,110 And just between us girls, I don't even know what they do. 886 00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:08,946 [chuckling] 887 00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:13,158 But it's very important, and a good place to play around. 888 00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:15,410 What about a position there? 889 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:22,417 And the president will get you and your group an eight-figure sum. 890 00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:25,796 Mr. Pombo wants to appoint you president. 891 00:49:26,922 --> 00:49:32,344 If you vote against the bill, he'll guarantee funding for your campaign. 892 00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:36,056 ["Money Money Money…" by Bomba Estéreo playing] 893 00:49:36,139 --> 00:49:38,266 [in English] ♪ Money, money Money, money, money, yeah ♪ 894 00:49:38,350 --> 00:49:40,644 ♪ Money, money, money Money, money, yeah ♪ 895 00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:42,688 ♪ Don't call me boy boy ♪ 896 00:49:42,771 --> 00:49:45,023 [rapping in Spanish] 897 00:49:51,488 --> 00:49:52,948 [indistinct chatter] 898 00:49:58,036 --> 00:50:00,956 [indistinct chatter] 899 00:50:06,712 --> 00:50:09,381 [in English] ♪ Money, money, money It's all you ever think about ♪ 900 00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:11,008 ♪ Money ♪ 901 00:50:11,967 --> 00:50:13,010 ♪ Money ♪ 902 00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:15,303 ♪ Money ♪ 903 00:50:15,387 --> 00:50:17,431 ♪ Money, money, money It's all you ever think about ♪ 904 00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:19,975 ♪ Money ♪ 905 00:50:20,058 --> 00:50:22,227 [rapping in Spanish] 906 00:50:29,609 --> 00:50:32,195 BILLIONS SPENT BUYING OFF VOTES 907 00:50:37,284 --> 00:50:38,994 ["Money, Money, Money" ends] 908 00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:43,331 [horns honking in distance] 909 00:50:43,415 --> 00:50:45,667 AGRARIAN REFORM VOTING SESSION 910 00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:50,797 In order to fight hunger and poverty, we need to strengthen our industry. 911 00:50:50,881 --> 00:50:55,260 That's why the reform will guarantee that food for Colombians is cultivated 912 00:50:55,343 --> 00:50:58,430 using Colombian fertilizers, to support our country. 913 00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:01,725 That's how we'll achieve our goal, 914 00:51:01,808 --> 00:51:05,604 knowing and seeing, one day, that every Colombian citizen, 915 00:51:05,687 --> 00:51:08,440 every man, child, elder, or adult, 916 00:51:08,523 --> 00:51:11,068 can have a decent plate of food on the table. 917 00:51:11,151 --> 00:51:13,153 Thank you, my fellow senators. 918 00:51:14,946 --> 00:51:16,281 [people shouting] 919 00:51:16,364 --> 00:51:17,199 [drumroll] 920 00:51:17,282 --> 00:51:19,534 VOTE COUNT FOR/AGAINST 921 00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:21,411 [advisor] Silence, please! 922 00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:23,663 -Silence, senators. -[shouting continues] 923 00:51:23,747 --> 00:51:27,459 Everybody in the gallery, quiet, please. Silence, please. 924 00:51:28,126 --> 00:51:30,212 The voting session continues. 925 00:51:30,295 --> 00:51:31,338 [shouting stops] 926 00:51:31,421 --> 00:51:36,593 And now I give the floor to the honorable Senator Sánchez. 927 00:51:36,676 --> 00:51:38,053 Your vote, please. 928 00:51:39,137 --> 00:51:40,388 Thank you, President. 929 00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:43,642 For the sake of our country, 930 00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:46,937 I vote against the agrarian reform. 931 00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:48,438 -No! -Son of a bitch! 932 00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:51,441 -Watch your mouth. -Sorry. How many are left? 933 00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:52,609 [advisor] Order! 934 00:51:52,692 --> 00:51:53,902 Three left, sir. 935 00:51:53,985 --> 00:51:56,279 [advisor] Silence, please. Silence. 936 00:51:56,363 --> 00:52:00,617 -And now, the honorable Senator Hernández. -[drumroll] 937 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:01,660 State your vote. 938 00:52:04,663 --> 00:52:05,997 I vote in favor. 939 00:52:06,081 --> 00:52:08,959 Yes! Let's go. 940 00:52:10,377 --> 00:52:12,629 -[advisor] Silence, please. -[drumroll] 941 00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:17,717 The honorable Senator Bocanegra. Your vote, please. 942 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:20,428 [people shouting] 943 00:52:20,512 --> 00:52:21,805 I vote against. 944 00:52:21,888 --> 00:52:23,557 -No! Son of a bitch! -No! 945 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,808 Son of a bitch! 946 00:52:24,891 --> 00:52:25,976 Stupid asshole! 947 00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:28,103 That was wrong of me. 948 00:52:28,603 --> 00:52:31,314 [shouting continues] 949 00:52:32,315 --> 00:52:33,400 [drumroll] 950 00:52:33,483 --> 00:52:34,693 CONGRESSIONAL VOTES FOR/AGAINST 951 00:52:34,776 --> 00:52:36,236 [advisor] Silence, please! 952 00:52:36,319 --> 00:52:38,071 -The voting continues. -[shouting stops] 953 00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:40,907 This will be the last vote. 954 00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:43,034 It will decide the outcome. 955 00:52:44,035 --> 00:52:46,413 The honorable Senator Trespalacios. 956 00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:47,789 Your vote, please. 957 00:52:53,211 --> 00:52:55,255 [exhales deeply] 958 00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:58,133 [microphone feedback squeals] 959 00:52:58,216 --> 00:52:59,676 My vote is… 960 00:52:59,759 --> 00:53:02,053 [tense music playing] 961 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:02,971 …in favor. 962 00:53:03,054 --> 00:53:04,222 [shouting and applause] 963 00:53:04,306 --> 00:53:06,474 -Yes! -Yes, yes! 964 00:53:06,558 --> 00:53:09,269 [in English] In your face! In your fucking face! 965 00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:11,479 [in Spanish] Asshole! Get me powder. 966 00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:13,899 Not here. Not here. Do it at home. 967 00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:15,567 Okay. Okay. Okay. 968 00:53:15,650 --> 00:53:17,527 -[in Spanish] Cheers, guys! -Good job, sir. 969 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:18,445 Whoo! 970 00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:20,030 -[shouting] -[drumroll] 971 00:53:20,113 --> 00:53:21,406 [horn blows] 972 00:53:21,489 --> 00:53:22,490 Good! Good! 973 00:53:24,659 --> 00:53:26,453 LIVE FROM CONGRESS 974 00:53:26,578 --> 00:53:27,579 Good. 975 00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:32,417 -Politics is a leap of faith. -[intriguing music playing] 976 00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:35,378 Faith in the deal, faith in the proponent, 977 00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:39,758 faith in the common interests of a nation that was built for a select few. 978 00:53:39,841 --> 00:53:43,178 -For them…for us. -[epic dramatic music playing] 979 00:53:47,766 --> 00:53:50,018 [applause and cheering] 980 00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:57,192 @TOOBADMAGAZINE: IS THE NEW AGRARIAN REFORM GOOD OR BAD? 981 00:53:58,693 --> 00:53:59,736 Mr. Secretary. 982 00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:02,280 ANOTHER PROMISE TO END HUNGER IN THE COUNTRY? 983 00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:04,282 Welcome. How are your kids? I'm glad. 984 00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:05,367 Welcome. 985 00:54:05,450 --> 00:54:07,202 [quiet dramatic music playing] 986 00:54:07,285 --> 00:54:08,703 [man] Mr. President. 987 00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:10,956 @THENEWS: IS THE THREAT OF EXPROPRIATION BACK? 988 00:54:11,039 --> 00:54:13,541 Your leadership was phenomenal. 989 00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:16,753 An effective leader can't show mercy. 990 00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:17,796 [laughs] 991 00:54:17,879 --> 00:54:19,297 Very good. 992 00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:22,300 [in English] Hey, Mr. Johnson! Good to see you. 993 00:54:22,842 --> 00:54:24,386 Welcome to my country. 994 00:54:24,469 --> 00:54:27,597 [in Spanish] Listen, dude. It's your home. [chuckles] 995 00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:29,808 Thanks, everyone. 996 00:54:32,310 --> 00:54:33,812 Mr. President. 997 00:54:34,479 --> 00:54:37,190 These are the magazines coming out tomorrow. 998 00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,566 [classical music playing] 999 00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:41,361 "Senator Camila Benavides." 1000 00:54:42,070 --> 00:54:43,571 You can't trust anyone. 1001 00:54:44,155 --> 00:54:46,199 -Get that riffraff away. -Yes. 1002 00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:50,578 [Camila] And that's where we have to keep working. 1003 00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:51,913 [Ivanchis] Please leave. 1004 00:54:51,997 --> 00:54:54,916 The president wants to talk to Senator Camila. 1005 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,459 -Excuse me. -Go ahead. 1006 00:54:56,543 --> 00:54:57,752 Women in politics. 1007 00:54:59,671 --> 00:55:02,090 [Juanpis] Cams. Cams. Cams. 1008 00:55:02,173 --> 00:55:03,633 [chuckles] 1009 00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:05,802 The woman of the hour. Congrats. 1010 00:55:06,761 --> 00:55:07,637 [Camila] Thanks. 1011 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:11,558 It was thanks to you. This couldn't have happened without you. 1012 00:55:11,641 --> 00:55:13,351 -Obviously. -[Camila chuckles] 1013 00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:17,063 Who would have guessed that you and I would be together again? 1014 00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:18,815 That's true. 1015 00:55:19,774 --> 00:55:22,986 A few months ago, you and I collaborating would've been 1016 00:55:23,486 --> 00:55:24,738 impossible. 1017 00:55:25,697 --> 00:55:26,531 Cams, 1018 00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:30,118 you and I are meant to be together. 1019 00:55:30,201 --> 00:55:31,578 Look. Hm? 1020 00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:34,039 I have a proposal. 1021 00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:38,501 Why don't you and I make a full-time alliance? 1022 00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:40,670 And I mean full-time. 1023 00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:43,923 Mr. President, you haven't changed. 1024 00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:45,383 [chuckles] 1025 00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:46,926 Think about it, Cams. 1026 00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:49,220 Congratulations. 1027 00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:52,015 [classical music continues] 1028 00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:55,477 What a bitch. 1029 00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:58,146 How are you, ma'am? 1030 00:56:05,528 --> 00:56:06,446 Mr. Robayo! 1031 00:56:08,573 --> 00:56:11,368 Just between us friends, sir, 1032 00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:16,331 I wanted to thank you for supporting us and the agrarian reform. 1033 00:56:16,414 --> 00:56:22,962 If members of congress hadn't intervened, there would not have been a tie. 1034 00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:26,383 I'll always be on the side that benefits all of us. 1035 00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:29,010 I have a high regard for the Pombo family. 1036 00:56:29,886 --> 00:56:33,473 Tell the president not to forget about my share. 1037 00:56:36,267 --> 00:56:39,104 Sorry. Your share? I don't understand. 1038 00:56:40,772 --> 00:56:41,773 Come on, Iván. 1039 00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,318 Don't tell me you're just getting a salary. 1040 00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:49,489 You still have a lot to learn about politics, mm. 1041 00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:51,866 Mr. Minister. 1042 00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:54,661 [dramatic classical music playing] 1043 00:57:12,679 --> 00:57:14,139 [Ivanchis] Mr. President. 1044 00:57:14,764 --> 00:57:15,890 -I… -Talk later. 1045 00:57:16,599 --> 00:57:17,600 Uh… 1046 00:57:19,018 --> 00:57:19,936 Japan! 1047 00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:21,771 Konnichiwa. 1048 00:57:22,730 --> 00:57:24,732 [Robayo] Politics is dynamic. 1049 00:57:24,816 --> 00:57:27,694 -It's ever-changing. It fluctuates. -[intriguing music playing] 1050 00:57:27,777 --> 00:57:29,404 Everyone moves around. 1051 00:57:29,487 --> 00:57:32,657 But you have to learn how best to do it. 1052 00:57:33,324 --> 00:57:34,868 ATLANTIC OCEAN 1053 00:57:38,371 --> 00:57:40,248 [dog barking] 1054 00:57:41,499 --> 00:57:45,211 Information is the gateway to power, dear Jenny. 1055 00:57:45,753 --> 00:57:46,880 You have access. 1056 00:57:47,797 --> 00:57:49,674 This may be of interest to you. 1057 00:57:49,757 --> 00:57:52,260 [dramatic music playing] 1058 00:58:04,647 --> 00:58:06,441 [alert on cell phone] 1059 00:58:06,524 --> 00:58:08,526 JENNY: ROBAYO CONTACTED ME 1060 00:58:19,287 --> 00:58:20,705 [Nicky] Attention, Colombia. 1061 00:58:20,788 --> 00:58:25,084 While Congress just passed the agrarian reform, 1062 00:58:25,168 --> 00:58:27,462 there is information on social media 1063 00:58:27,545 --> 00:58:31,382 about potential irregularities in the State's procurement choices, 1064 00:58:31,466 --> 00:58:36,221 where government officials would benefit from various country-wide projects. 1065 00:58:36,304 --> 00:58:39,933 If this is true, it would implicate the president 1066 00:58:40,016 --> 00:58:43,394 in one of the biggest corruption scandals in recent history. 1067 00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:45,939 [chuckling] 1068 00:58:54,906 --> 00:58:57,367 [mysterious music playing] 1069 00:59:16,761 --> 00:59:18,846 -[Martuchis] What? -[Camila] It was on Nicky's show. 1070 00:59:18,930 --> 00:59:20,807 It's all over the media, Marta. 1071 00:59:20,890 --> 00:59:23,810 -This is confidential, okay? -[Martuchis] I'll kick them out. 1072 00:59:23,893 --> 00:59:26,479 -[Camila] Mr. President. -What's wrong? Quiet, please! 1073 00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:27,855 [Martuchis] Out! Get out! 1074 00:59:27,939 --> 00:59:29,399 What's going on? 1075 00:59:29,482 --> 00:59:31,109 -Have you seen this? -[Juanpis] God. 1076 00:59:31,192 --> 00:59:32,026 [Martuchis] Shoo! 1077 00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:37,031 You might be wondering why the works the government has carried out recently 1078 00:59:37,115 --> 00:59:39,325 are taking so long to get finished. 1079 00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:40,410 Fuck. 1080 00:59:40,493 --> 00:59:43,580 Well, let me tell you that I'm holding documents 1081 00:59:43,663 --> 00:59:47,166 which explain these glaring irregularities. 1082 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:50,003 The country's treasury has been looted. 1083 00:59:50,086 --> 00:59:53,923 These show undue conflicts of interest in the procurement process. 1084 00:59:54,007 --> 00:59:58,511 Falsified paperwork. Embezzlement, misappropriation of funds. 1085 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:02,432 And many other transgressions that implicate government officials 1086 01:00:02,515 --> 01:00:06,686 and prove once again that self-serving misdeeds 1087 01:00:06,769 --> 01:00:11,441 seem to be the defining trait of González Pombo's administration. 1088 01:00:11,524 --> 01:00:15,570 We demand that the regulatory bodies 1089 01:00:15,653 --> 01:00:19,282 start an investigation on these crimes against the nation. 1090 01:00:19,782 --> 01:00:20,867 [Juanpis] Damn it. 1091 01:00:20,950 --> 01:00:23,494 Leftists are a goddamn plague! 1092 01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:27,248 This girl obviously has mental health issues. 1093 01:00:27,832 --> 01:00:30,293 -Cams, what do we do? -Get rid of her. 1094 01:00:30,376 --> 01:00:31,794 -What? -Let's do it. 1095 01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:34,088 -No, get rid of these lies. -Yes, that. 1096 01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:37,634 -Did you know about this, Juan Pablo? -Of course I knew. 1097 01:00:37,717 --> 01:00:40,470 What's more, the plane thing was my idea. [chuckles] 1098 01:00:40,553 --> 01:00:43,806 No, all you care about is your people and ending hunger. 1099 01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:46,142 -You were not part of that. -Cams, no. 1100 01:00:46,225 --> 01:00:49,729 Everyone is part of that. Even those old guys. 1101 01:00:49,812 --> 01:00:54,025 They took the money, and then left me to deal with this shit. 1102 01:00:54,108 --> 01:00:55,526 Juan Pablo, I know you. 1103 01:00:55,610 --> 01:00:57,862 -You had nothing to do with this. -Nothing. 1104 01:00:57,945 --> 01:00:58,780 Nothing. 1105 01:01:01,741 --> 01:01:03,576 I don't understand shit! 1106 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:06,621 You wouldn't do this. It's not in your DNA. 1107 01:01:06,704 --> 01:01:09,666 Someone must have done it behind your back. Right? 1108 01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:12,418 Senator Camila is right, sir. 1109 01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:14,921 It's happened 8,000 times in this country. 1110 01:01:15,004 --> 01:01:17,298 -Martuchis. Call Belard. -[Martuchis] Yes, sir. 1111 01:01:18,174 --> 01:01:20,593 -Hurry, come on! -I'm dialing! 1112 01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:22,178 -Good God! -You made me nervous. 1113 01:01:22,261 --> 01:01:23,262 [ringing] 1114 01:01:23,346 --> 01:01:24,555 [call connects] 1115 01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:26,182 Hello? Belard? 1116 01:01:26,265 --> 01:01:29,227 [Belard] My dear president, I was expecting this call. 1117 01:01:29,310 --> 01:01:32,105 The situation is complicated. This is serious. 1118 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:35,358 Someone needs to take the fall for this. 1119 01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:38,653 It's a shame you don't have a son to blame. 1120 01:01:38,736 --> 01:01:41,239 Although he could say you didn't raise him. 1121 01:01:41,322 --> 01:01:43,658 But I'll come up with something. 1122 01:01:43,741 --> 01:01:47,328 -Don't worry. I'll get you out of this. -Thank you. 1123 01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:48,996 -Thanks. -Who could it be? 1124 01:01:49,747 --> 01:01:50,873 Who could it be? 1125 01:01:53,501 --> 01:01:55,128 [tense music plays and fades] 1126 01:01:55,211 --> 01:01:56,212 Who could it be? 1127 01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:01,676 [melodramatic music playing] 1128 01:02:03,428 --> 01:02:04,595 It could be me. 1129 01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:08,599 Juanpis, my boy. 1130 01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:10,309 My president. 1131 01:02:11,352 --> 01:02:13,604 I'm here for whatever you need. 1132 01:02:25,491 --> 01:02:28,619 [woman] And now, a speech to the people by President González Pombo. 1133 01:02:28,703 --> 01:02:29,871 OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT 1134 01:02:29,954 --> 01:02:31,956 SPEECH BY THE PRESIDENT JUAN PABLO GONZÁLEZ POMBO 1135 01:02:32,039 --> 01:02:34,125 Dear people of Colombia… 1136 01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:35,418 LIVE TRANSMISSION 1137 01:02:35,501 --> 01:02:36,753 …I made a mistake. 1138 01:02:37,712 --> 01:02:40,757 I thought that a person who was close to me, 1139 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,176 someone who knew our people's needs, 1140 01:02:43,259 --> 01:02:45,762 would understand my vision for the country. 1141 01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:46,929 But I was wrong. 1142 01:02:48,181 --> 01:02:53,686 I chose a corrupt woman who was blinded by power. 1143 01:02:54,187 --> 01:02:58,524 She was involved in crooked dealings behind my back. 1144 01:02:59,192 --> 01:03:01,819 [voice wavering] I'm honored to have worked for you. 1145 01:03:02,737 --> 01:03:04,697 And having served my country. 1146 01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:08,242 Having served you. You are my country. [sniffling] 1147 01:03:09,702 --> 01:03:13,372 I have decided to suspend all government contracts 1148 01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:15,541 so that they can be investigated. 1149 01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:19,504 We won't allow any public servant 1150 01:03:19,587 --> 01:03:24,425 to spoil our administration's efforts for the well-being of our country. 1151 01:03:24,509 --> 01:03:27,512 -There are dark forces… -[sobbing] 1152 01:03:27,595 --> 01:03:30,640 …that want to undermine us with lies and accusations. 1153 01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:33,518 But as your head of State, let me say 1154 01:03:34,101 --> 01:03:38,147 that we will carry on with our agrarian reform 1155 01:03:38,231 --> 01:03:43,277 and our goal to mitigate hunger in our country. 1156 01:03:43,945 --> 01:03:45,238 Good evening. 1157 01:03:45,738 --> 01:03:48,074 [loud distortion] 1158 01:03:48,866 --> 01:03:51,452 [upbeat music playing] 1159 01:03:51,536 --> 01:03:54,247 @JUANPISRULES: MY ADMINISTRATION IS TRANSPARENT 1160 01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:56,874 AND WILL NOT PROTECT THOSE WHO PLUNDER OUR COUNTRY 1161 01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:59,627 WE WILL NOT FOLLOW THE TRADITION OF COVER-UPS 1162 01:03:59,710 --> 01:04:02,296 @LUISCPOMBO: THE PRESIDENT HASN'T EXPLAINED 1163 01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:05,091 HOW IT'S POSSIBLE HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS 1164 01:04:05,174 --> 01:04:10,012 WE WON'T LET COLOMBIANS BE USED AS SHEEP IN A FOREST FULL OF WOLVES 1165 01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:12,348 "#TraitorToOurNation." 1166 01:04:14,183 --> 01:04:15,852 Oh, Pombix. 1167 01:04:17,019 --> 01:04:18,855 OUR NATION SUFFERS FROM HUNGER, 1168 01:04:18,938 --> 01:04:21,357 THE SAME HUNGER YOU'VE PROFITED FROM FOR YEARS 1169 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,277 THIS ADMINISTRATION WILL NOT TAX SHEEP PRODUCTION 1170 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:25,236 #NOVATFORSHEEP 1171 01:04:25,319 --> 01:04:27,488 [whispering in English] In your face, Pombo. 1172 01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:38,749 PASSING THE AGRARIAN REFORM IS A VICTORY FOR COLOMBIANS 1173 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:41,419 CORRUPTION IS A CANCER THAT WEAKENS DEMOCRACY 1174 01:04:41,502 --> 01:04:44,839 THE PRESIDENT HAS BETRAYED HIS PEOPLE 1175 01:04:44,922 --> 01:04:47,216 -[grandfather] Who does he think he is? -[music fades] 1176 01:04:47,925 --> 01:04:50,177 He's suspending all contracts? 1177 01:04:50,261 --> 01:04:52,513 [dramatic music playing] 1178 01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:55,057 He's trying to hinder us financially. 1179 01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:58,269 We'll take the next step. 1180 01:05:01,063 --> 01:05:04,567 First, we'll talk to the big federations. 1181 01:05:04,650 --> 01:05:06,986 The coffee growers, the cattle ranchers. 1182 01:05:07,069 --> 01:05:11,616 We'll ask them to proclaim that the purchase of supplies 1183 01:05:11,699 --> 01:05:16,662 has made sustainable food production impossible in this country. 1184 01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:19,832 Then… 1185 01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:23,336 we'll talk to the media. 1186 01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:26,505 Get them to start a smear campaign 1187 01:05:26,589 --> 01:05:29,842 against the reform that woman Camila managed to pass. 1188 01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:35,222 We'll tell them that we won't allow criminals to get away with their misdeeds. 1189 01:05:35,848 --> 01:05:40,853 After that, we'll talk to the owners of all the supermarket chains. 1190 01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:43,022 We'll ask them to raise the prices 1191 01:05:44,106 --> 01:05:49,987 and lower the supply of basic food products in their stores. 1192 01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:54,825 That will cause the perception of a food shortage. 1193 01:05:55,868 --> 01:05:57,578 What happens next is clear. 1194 01:05:59,038 --> 01:06:00,623 The value of the dollar will rise. 1195 01:06:01,332 --> 01:06:06,128 The country will face constant speculation and inflation, 1196 01:06:07,004 --> 01:06:10,967 which will spark anger in the masses against their executioner. 1197 01:06:13,678 --> 01:06:18,057 Juan Pablo is just a small-time thief. 1198 01:06:19,392 --> 01:06:22,311 He has no idea what power really is. 1199 01:06:23,187 --> 01:06:24,981 HE CAN'T HANDLE COLOMBIA 1200 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:30,027 [Nicky] Embezzlement in the public works this administration has carried out. 1201 01:06:30,111 --> 01:06:31,278 The country's on fire. 1202 01:06:31,362 --> 01:06:34,323 González Pombo has unleashed an unprecedented crisis. 1203 01:06:34,407 --> 01:06:36,075 [woman 2] He's up against the ropes. 1204 01:06:36,158 --> 01:06:38,661 Fraud and scandal surround Juan Pablo González Pombo. 1205 01:06:38,744 --> 01:06:39,620 GONZÁLEZ IS OVER 1206 01:06:39,704 --> 01:06:42,081 -He can't handle this country. -[dramatic music playing] 1207 01:06:42,164 --> 01:06:43,624 [music stops] 1208 01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:50,464 STOP, JUANPIS 1209 01:06:50,548 --> 01:06:53,009 GONZÁLEZ'S CREDIBILITY IN SHAMBLES 1210 01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:54,260 [Nicky] Mr. President? 1211 01:06:54,343 --> 01:06:56,012 HE'S TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING 1212 01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:57,138 GONZÁLEZ IS OVER 1213 01:06:57,221 --> 01:06:59,223 -Mr. President! -[tapping on microphone] 1214 01:06:59,974 --> 01:07:04,895 Your administration currently holds the lowest approval rating in history. 1215 01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:09,400 -Are you at war with your grandfather? -Nicky. 1216 01:07:09,483 --> 01:07:12,361 Are you ruining the country over a family dispute? 1217 01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:14,905 -Nicky, can you hear me? -Sure. 1218 01:07:14,989 --> 01:07:17,158 -Really? -Go ahead, Mr. President. 1219 01:07:17,241 --> 01:07:21,829 I feel like this is not an interview. It's an interrogation. 1220 01:07:21,912 --> 01:07:25,916 I didn't come to your show just to be questioned! 1221 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,961 -Could you answer my ques-- -No, ma'am. No, ma'am. 1222 01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:30,087 Mr. President… 1223 01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:34,175 This is not the way, Nicky! 1224 01:07:35,384 --> 01:07:36,469 Not the way! 1225 01:07:36,552 --> 01:07:39,722 -[Nicky] Mr. President. -Nicky, enough! 1226 01:07:43,476 --> 01:07:45,895 This fucking shithole country! 1227 01:07:45,978 --> 01:07:48,814 It's full of malcontents, damn it! [chuckles] 1228 01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:54,403 Jeez, from 15% to 25% poverty rate. It's just 10% more poverty! 1229 01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:56,822 What is the fucking deal, man? 1230 01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:59,116 We've always been a poor country! 1231 01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:00,701 Ungrateful bastards. 1232 01:08:01,285 --> 01:08:05,831 Tell me, please, that you legalized the purchase of Nanómeros. Huh? 1233 01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:10,836 Because these flunkies don't notice everything I do for them. 1234 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:13,297 They always find something to criticize. 1235 01:08:14,256 --> 01:08:18,260 Mr. President, I'm pleased to tell you that the wait is over. 1236 01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:22,139 In this folder, I have the paperwork for the transfer. 1237 01:08:22,223 --> 01:08:25,851 I also have the board of directors and their promised shares. 1238 01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:26,977 Ivanchis… 1239 01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:31,273 you… are my best import. 1240 01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:33,359 [chuckles] Thank you, sir. 1241 01:08:33,442 --> 01:08:36,362 You know that we'll be friends forever. 1242 01:08:36,445 --> 01:08:40,116 This is the result of a lifetime of work, Ivanchis. 1243 01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:43,911 [Robayo] When you can no longer hide 1244 01:08:43,994 --> 01:08:46,622 that you're not doing the things you promised, 1245 01:08:46,705 --> 01:08:51,752 and there's also speculation by the media and the most powerful sectors, 1246 01:08:51,836 --> 01:08:53,379 the inevitable follows… 1247 01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:55,464 [intriguing music playing] 1248 01:08:57,341 --> 01:08:58,884 Chaos. 1249 01:08:58,968 --> 01:09:00,469 [distant shouting] 1250 01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:01,804 Let it all burn. 1251 01:09:02,638 --> 01:09:05,307 Let it all break, see if they can start over. 1252 01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:08,060 [shouting continues] 1253 01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:09,228 DOWN WITH JUANPIS! 1254 01:09:09,311 --> 01:09:13,190 CROOKED FASCIST! 1255 01:09:15,943 --> 01:09:19,655 -[crowd shouting] -[people shouting over bullhorns] 1256 01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:37,423 POLICE 1257 01:09:48,058 --> 01:09:52,396 We demand the president come out to see his people! 1258 01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:56,358 He needs to take responsibility for this situation! 1259 01:09:57,985 --> 01:09:59,862 DOWN WITH GONZÁLEZ 1260 01:09:59,945 --> 01:10:02,198 [faint tense music playing] 1261 01:10:08,078 --> 01:10:09,538 [man] Have you gone crazy? 1262 01:10:09,622 --> 01:10:13,000 You want those Castrochavists to run loose? 1263 01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:15,711 All those people know is how to destroy things. 1264 01:10:15,794 --> 01:10:18,088 The protest could get out of control. 1265 01:10:18,172 --> 01:10:19,423 It has happened before. 1266 01:10:19,506 --> 01:10:20,466 [shouting] 1267 01:10:20,549 --> 01:10:23,052 [snickering] 1268 01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:26,430 Exactly. 1269 01:10:27,348 --> 01:10:29,725 The point is to take advantage of the vandalism, 1270 01:10:29,808 --> 01:10:31,727 the chaos, the commotion. 1271 01:10:32,561 --> 01:10:35,147 Everything those nasty people are used to. 1272 01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:39,026 Then we'll plant our best people in the demonstrations. 1273 01:10:39,109 --> 01:10:42,279 During the protest, when we give them the signal, 1274 01:10:42,363 --> 01:10:45,282 the infiltrators will seize the palace 1275 01:10:45,366 --> 01:10:47,368 and locate the president. 1276 01:10:47,451 --> 01:10:52,748 The media will blame the protesters and the members of the opposition 1277 01:10:52,831 --> 01:10:55,251 for the president's disappearance. 1278 01:10:55,334 --> 01:10:58,462 We will then order the vice president 1279 01:10:58,545 --> 01:11:01,840 to deploy the army, squash the protests, 1280 01:11:02,508 --> 01:11:04,802 and restore order to our benefit. 1281 01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:09,682 -[chatter over earpiece] -Go. 1282 01:11:09,765 --> 01:11:11,767 [dramatic music playing] 1283 01:11:21,652 --> 01:11:22,569 Doors. 1284 01:11:22,653 --> 01:11:24,613 [crowd shouting] 1285 01:11:24,697 --> 01:11:27,533 [Jenny] These people are a cancer to our country! 1286 01:11:27,616 --> 01:11:29,994 Our president doesn't feel for his country. 1287 01:11:30,077 --> 01:11:33,789 How long can we let them continue bleeding our country dry? 1288 01:11:36,709 --> 01:11:41,171 We are tired of them stealing everything and getting away with it! 1289 01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:44,717 [crowd chanting] Crook! Crook! Come out, let's have a look! 1290 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:48,053 Crook! Crook! Come out, let's have a look! 1291 01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:51,265 This administration's got to go! 1292 01:11:51,348 --> 01:11:54,852 Hey ho! Hey ho! 1293 01:11:54,935 --> 01:11:57,896 This administration's got to go! 1294 01:11:57,980 --> 01:12:00,816 -President González Pombo… -[crowd becomes quiet] 1295 01:12:00,899 --> 01:12:05,654 …either you align with the people's principles, 1296 01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:09,158 or we'll turn the streets into hell! 1297 01:12:09,241 --> 01:12:10,534 [crowd resumes shouting] 1298 01:12:11,285 --> 01:12:12,536 Pigs! 1299 01:12:12,619 --> 01:12:14,872 Pigs! 1300 01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:20,794 Either you sit down and talk to us, 1301 01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:23,422 or we'll blow this shit up! 1302 01:12:23,505 --> 01:12:26,258 [men laughing] 1303 01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:29,803 [crowd chanting] Hey ho! Hey ho! 1304 01:12:29,887 --> 01:12:33,265 This administration's got to go! 1305 01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:36,393 Hey ho! Hey ho! 1306 01:12:36,477 --> 01:12:39,480 This administration's got to go! 1307 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:43,317 -What are you doing? -Don't snitch! 1308 01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:45,569 Shut your mouth! 1309 01:12:45,652 --> 01:12:48,655 -[muffled shouting] -[mysterious music playing] 1310 01:13:11,887 --> 01:13:13,472 [lighter clicks and flicks] 1311 01:13:15,682 --> 01:13:16,767 [PEACE] 1312 01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:22,856 ["Lakme - Flower Duet" by Léo Debiles playing] 1313 01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:36,328 [man] Good job, sir. 1314 01:13:50,217 --> 01:13:51,552 [explosion] 1315 01:13:53,846 --> 01:13:55,055 [horn honks] 1316 01:13:59,893 --> 01:14:01,687 [gunfire] 1317 01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:09,778 [shouting] 1318 01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:14,116 [person] Run! 1319 01:14:14,783 --> 01:14:16,743 ["Lakme - Flower Duet" continues] 1320 01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:22,332 ["Lakme - Flower Duet" ends] 1321 01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:25,169 [shouting and explosions continue] 1322 01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:26,545 [Ivanchis] Mr. President! 1323 01:14:29,089 --> 01:14:30,257 [Juanpis] What is it? 1324 01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:31,633 [Ivanchis] Mr. President! 1325 01:14:34,761 --> 01:14:37,389 Mr. President, there's trouble! 1326 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:39,141 The country's on fire. Look. 1327 01:14:41,894 --> 01:14:44,313 [Juanpis in English] Fuck. [in Spanish] Let's go, damn it. 1328 01:14:44,396 --> 01:14:46,398 Fuck! Run, idiots! 1329 01:14:51,111 --> 01:14:52,488 Run, come on! 1330 01:14:54,531 --> 01:14:56,074 -Run! -[horn honks] 1331 01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:57,326 See you later! 1332 01:14:58,577 --> 01:14:59,786 Hey. What's up? 1333 01:15:00,412 --> 01:15:04,333 Camila, I can't hear you! But if you're in the palace, leave now! 1334 01:15:04,416 --> 01:15:06,877 Some guys with guns infiltrated the protest 1335 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:08,378 and plan on breaking in! 1336 01:15:09,421 --> 01:15:10,839 [Camila] How do you know that? 1337 01:15:10,923 --> 01:15:12,716 -Fuck. -[Camila] Jenny? 1338 01:15:12,799 --> 01:15:15,219 [helicopter blades whirring] 1339 01:15:18,430 --> 01:15:19,890 Jenny, can you hear me? 1340 01:15:22,434 --> 01:15:25,521 [man] Everybody get ready. The president's coming. 1341 01:15:25,604 --> 01:15:26,647 Let's get him. 1342 01:15:31,318 --> 01:15:33,320 [shouting] 1343 01:15:40,619 --> 01:15:43,830 Ivanchis! These people are really mad! 1344 01:15:43,914 --> 01:15:46,416 When people are hungry, they get mad, sir. 1345 01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:49,461 You were hungry when you first came, and you weren't mad. 1346 01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:51,088 Yes, but I'm okay now. 1347 01:15:51,171 --> 01:15:52,297 -President. -Belard. 1348 01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:55,384 Just like the ancient Romans, 1349 01:15:55,467 --> 01:15:58,637 the people, the masses, must be given bread and games. 1350 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,306 -True. -A politician should be a good actor. 1351 01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:04,643 -It's part of the show. You need to go. -Thanks, Belard. 1352 01:16:04,726 --> 01:16:06,937 They'll storm the palace. They want to kill you. 1353 01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:09,106 [crowd shouting and whistling] 1354 01:16:11,650 --> 01:16:14,027 [dramatic music playing] 1355 01:16:16,780 --> 01:16:19,241 [beeping] 1356 01:16:21,451 --> 01:16:23,662 [slow beeping] 1357 01:16:28,083 --> 01:16:33,463 Cams, I know they want to kill me. They're breathing down my neck right now! 1358 01:16:34,047 --> 01:16:38,969 Camila, you and I knew perfectly well that I wasn't right for this. 1359 01:16:39,052 --> 01:16:43,640 It's true, I wanted to be president. But I'm tired, I don't want it anymore. 1360 01:16:43,724 --> 01:16:47,853 I'm sick of holding babies who soiled themselves 1361 01:16:47,936 --> 01:16:49,271 and snot-nosed kids. 1362 01:16:49,354 --> 01:16:52,858 And going to Indigenous reservations! What the hell? 1363 01:16:52,941 --> 01:16:56,445 I hate the smells. I hate visiting the elderly… 1364 01:16:56,528 --> 01:16:59,698 Going to work sites, handling strikes, facing guerrillas. 1365 01:16:59,781 --> 01:17:04,494 The paramilitary groups, the Clan del Golfo, the Black Eagles! 1366 01:17:04,578 --> 01:17:05,912 I'm fed up! 1367 01:17:05,996 --> 01:17:10,083 I'm medicated, inebriated, and I'm eating all the time. 1368 01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:12,252 -So, you know what? -[tense music playing] 1369 01:17:12,336 --> 01:17:13,712 I'm going on a detox. 1370 01:17:13,795 --> 01:17:16,256 A detox from this country. Yes, sir. 1371 01:17:16,965 --> 01:17:18,925 I'll go on sabbatical for a year or two. 1372 01:17:19,009 --> 01:17:21,762 [slow ticking continues] 1373 01:17:28,935 --> 01:17:30,103 Belard. 1374 01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:34,608 Senator, you are the one person that our beloved Colombia 1375 01:17:34,691 --> 01:17:38,779 can trust to climb out of this terrible, apocalyptic crisis. 1376 01:17:38,862 --> 01:17:40,864 As usual, I have everything ready. 1377 01:17:43,283 --> 01:17:44,534 What do I have to do? 1378 01:17:45,118 --> 01:17:47,287 [Juanpis and Belard chuckling] 1379 01:17:48,246 --> 01:17:51,416 -[slow beeping continues] -[crowd shouting] 1380 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:52,584 [long beep] 1381 01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:55,462 [glass shattering] 1382 01:17:55,545 --> 01:17:57,881 [sirens blaring] 1383 01:17:58,924 --> 01:18:01,426 [distant explosion] 1384 01:18:03,303 --> 01:18:05,639 [people screaming] 1385 01:18:07,557 --> 01:18:08,558 [man] Get down! 1386 01:18:16,024 --> 01:18:18,026 [person] Run! 1387 01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:19,653 They're getting in! 1388 01:18:21,029 --> 01:18:23,115 -[shouting continues] -[alarm blaring] 1389 01:18:25,826 --> 01:18:27,577 [man] Get the hell out! 1390 01:18:30,288 --> 01:18:31,289 Get out! 1391 01:18:32,457 --> 01:18:34,042 [loud thud] 1392 01:18:51,309 --> 01:18:52,686 Where is the president? 1393 01:18:59,067 --> 01:18:59,901 Stop! 1394 01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:01,445 Don't move! 1395 01:19:01,528 --> 01:19:04,114 [man] Quick, open the door to the van. 1396 01:19:04,197 --> 01:19:05,991 [tense music playing] 1397 01:19:06,074 --> 01:19:08,076 [music stops] 1398 01:19:09,077 --> 01:19:10,412 Is he there? 1399 01:19:11,246 --> 01:19:12,581 [groans] 1400 01:19:12,664 --> 01:19:15,417 Our target isn't in the president's car. 1401 01:19:16,376 --> 01:19:18,587 [people shouting] 1402 01:19:19,629 --> 01:19:21,631 [lively music playing] 1403 01:19:23,675 --> 01:19:25,969 [siren blaring] 1404 01:19:33,643 --> 01:19:34,895 [tires screeching] 1405 01:19:42,736 --> 01:19:44,362 AMBULANCE NORTH BOGOTÁ HOSPITAL 1406 01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:54,414 [music stops] 1407 01:19:58,293 --> 01:19:59,127 What's up? 1408 01:20:00,212 --> 01:20:01,546 Thanks for warning me. 1409 01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:05,926 Are you okay? 1410 01:20:07,010 --> 01:20:07,886 Hm? 1411 01:20:11,556 --> 01:20:13,183 Everything went as planned. 1412 01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:15,477 I told you. 1413 01:20:16,770 --> 01:20:19,481 I said we would be together, and all would be okay. 1414 01:20:19,564 --> 01:20:20,398 Right? 1415 01:20:20,482 --> 01:20:21,900 Damn, girl. 1416 01:20:22,984 --> 01:20:23,985 Now what? 1417 01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:26,530 I'll return the lands to all the displaced people. 1418 01:20:27,030 --> 01:20:28,907 And the ones responsible will pay. 1419 01:20:28,990 --> 01:20:33,078 That would antagonize the landowners and businessmen of this country. 1420 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,288 Aren't you worried? 1421 01:20:35,372 --> 01:20:36,873 I don't give a damn. 1422 01:20:36,957 --> 01:20:38,917 [distant vehicle engine roaring] 1423 01:20:47,300 --> 01:20:53,014 Ivanchis! Please! A president's life is at risk! You moron! 1424 01:20:53,807 --> 01:20:56,685 -[tires screech] -[groaning] 1425 01:20:58,937 --> 01:20:59,771 Idiot. 1426 01:21:05,694 --> 01:21:08,655 No wonder you walked all the way from your country. 1427 01:21:08,738 --> 01:21:10,448 You nearly killed me, moron. 1428 01:21:11,199 --> 01:21:13,034 [groaning] 1429 01:21:13,118 --> 01:21:16,246 [grandfather] There he is. The small-time thief. 1430 01:21:18,999 --> 01:21:19,833 Of course. 1431 01:21:25,505 --> 01:21:26,840 You betrayed me? 1432 01:21:26,923 --> 01:21:28,466 [spits] 1433 01:21:28,550 --> 01:21:31,803 Sir, "betray" is an ugly word. 1434 01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:33,847 But you are right. 1435 01:21:33,930 --> 01:21:35,891 And just like you said, 1436 01:21:35,974 --> 01:21:38,268 this "fat son of a bitch" 1437 01:21:38,935 --> 01:21:39,895 betrayed you. 1438 01:21:41,187 --> 01:21:46,151 I'll make sure I have everything ready so that once you get there with Iván-- 1439 01:21:46,234 --> 01:21:47,569 -What? -Don't wo-- 1440 01:21:47,652 --> 01:21:52,198 Iván? Forget about it. I'm not taking that fat son of a bitch. 1441 01:21:53,033 --> 01:21:54,367 Where could I fit him? 1442 01:21:54,868 --> 01:21:58,163 [Martuchis] And it'd cost more, because he needs two tickets. 1443 01:21:58,246 --> 01:22:00,874 [Juanpis and Martuchis laugh] 1444 01:22:00,957 --> 01:22:04,961 That reminds me of a very nice saying by a modern philosopher 1445 01:22:05,045 --> 01:22:06,838 named Jean-Jacques Rousseau. 1446 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:08,006 He said-- 1447 01:22:08,089 --> 01:22:09,716 [Juanpis & grandfather] Shut up, moron! 1448 01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:15,180 I knew that you 1449 01:22:15,764 --> 01:22:17,807 would behave like a coward, 1450 01:22:17,891 --> 01:22:20,393 and that you would run away, like a rat. 1451 01:22:21,353 --> 01:22:22,812 It's the González in you. 1452 01:22:22,896 --> 01:22:25,106 Grandpa, let me explain-- 1453 01:22:25,190 --> 01:22:26,066 Juan Pablo, 1454 01:22:26,858 --> 01:22:28,777 this isn't your government. 1455 01:22:29,569 --> 01:22:32,030 It will always be my government. 1456 01:22:32,530 --> 01:22:34,491 You can't get away from me. 1457 01:22:35,659 --> 01:22:37,160 Nobody gets away from me. 1458 01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:40,789 I'll give you two choices, 1459 01:22:41,539 --> 01:22:43,833 because I like to be democratic. 1460 01:22:45,085 --> 01:22:48,546 The first choice is we'll let you go. 1461 01:22:48,630 --> 01:22:49,839 But you leave alone. 1462 01:22:50,465 --> 01:22:52,884 Without my bureaucratic support. 1463 01:22:54,302 --> 01:22:55,929 Without my security detail. 1464 01:22:56,471 --> 01:22:58,348 And the second choice 1465 01:22:59,099 --> 01:23:00,475 is we'll let you go, 1466 01:23:01,309 --> 01:23:04,729 with my bureaucratic support, 1467 01:23:04,813 --> 01:23:06,773 my security detail, 1468 01:23:06,856 --> 01:23:08,274 and the family plane. 1469 01:23:08,358 --> 01:23:11,486 [tense music building] 1470 01:23:11,569 --> 01:23:14,739 [Robayo] In politics, there are no coincidences. 1471 01:23:14,823 --> 01:23:16,241 Everyone has a plan. 1472 01:23:16,950 --> 01:23:20,245 -Even if the execution takes a bit longer. -[intriguing music playing] 1473 01:23:20,328 --> 01:23:22,330 [airplane engine roaring] 1474 01:23:24,749 --> 01:23:26,876 [sirens blaring] 1475 01:23:36,219 --> 01:23:38,388 [airplane engine roaring] 1476 01:23:50,066 --> 01:23:51,651 [exhales deeply] 1477 01:23:54,487 --> 01:23:55,947 [exhales deeply] 1478 01:23:56,823 --> 01:24:01,494 [bell ringing] 1479 01:24:09,878 --> 01:24:10,837 [ringing stops] 1480 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:14,632 [grandfather] Things are back to normal. They're even better than before. 1481 01:24:15,300 --> 01:24:16,593 Mr. President. 1482 01:24:17,927 --> 01:24:20,138 Mr. Pombo, I've always wanted to tell you that-- 1483 01:24:20,221 --> 01:24:24,476 [cell phone ringing] 1484 01:24:24,976 --> 01:24:25,977 [answer tone] 1485 01:24:26,061 --> 01:24:26,895 Hello? 1486 01:24:28,563 --> 01:24:29,481 Hello? 1487 01:24:29,564 --> 01:24:30,690 [Robayo] Dr. Pombo. 1488 01:24:31,858 --> 01:24:33,193 Turn on the TV. 1489 01:24:36,112 --> 01:24:37,280 [disconnect tone] 1490 01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:44,329 [Juanpis] My fellow citizens of Polombia, 1491 01:24:45,580 --> 01:24:50,502 I want to prove my willingness and my desire for real change 1492 01:24:50,585 --> 01:24:52,545 with the following decisions. 1493 01:24:53,129 --> 01:24:56,883 Yesterday, after listening to the clamor of the crowd, 1494 01:24:56,966 --> 01:25:00,804 and in an effort to leave Colombia in better hands, 1495 01:25:01,304 --> 01:25:05,391 I signed a decree appointing Camila Benavides 1496 01:25:05,475 --> 01:25:08,144 as vice president of this country. 1497 01:25:09,020 --> 01:25:11,898 She knows what our people need. 1498 01:25:11,981 --> 01:25:14,192 I am abroad right now, 1499 01:25:14,275 --> 01:25:17,362 and she will lead the country while I'm away. 1500 01:25:19,405 --> 01:25:20,406 Press play. 1501 01:25:20,907 --> 01:25:22,408 Taking the oath. 1502 01:25:23,326 --> 01:25:25,954 Right hand on the Bible, Senator. 1503 01:25:27,872 --> 01:25:29,791 Senator Camila Benavides, 1504 01:25:29,874 --> 01:25:32,293 do you solemnly swear before God 1505 01:25:32,377 --> 01:25:36,089 to uphold the Constitution and the laws of the Republic of Colombia? 1506 01:25:37,298 --> 01:25:38,925 -[Camila] I swear. -Wonderful. 1507 01:25:39,008 --> 01:25:40,718 [Juanpis] Bravo! [chuckles] 1508 01:25:41,302 --> 01:25:42,137 Very good. 1509 01:25:42,220 --> 01:25:44,139 Hey, let's do a Boomerang. 1510 01:25:44,222 --> 01:25:45,390 [in English] Go. Go. 1511 01:25:46,474 --> 01:25:49,519 [in Spanish] Lastly, I have decided to resign 1512 01:25:49,602 --> 01:25:51,980 from my position as President of Polombia. 1513 01:25:52,063 --> 01:25:54,983 I have always dreamed of being a DJ 1514 01:25:55,066 --> 01:25:58,111 and I am great at playing records. -[lively music playing] 1515 01:25:58,194 --> 01:26:00,697 I don't feel ready to take on this challenge, 1516 01:26:00,780 --> 01:26:04,242 but Camila Benavides, however, will be great at it. 1517 01:26:04,784 --> 01:26:07,996 She's a woman of integrity who will never be bought off 1518 01:26:08,079 --> 01:26:10,498 to serve the interests of a select few. 1519 01:26:10,582 --> 01:26:13,710 She will fight for the disadvantaged 1520 01:26:13,793 --> 01:26:15,420 and will do it wonderfully, 1521 01:26:15,503 --> 01:26:17,380 even better than me. 1522 01:26:17,881 --> 01:26:21,676 Don't look for me, because you'll never find me. 1523 01:26:21,759 --> 01:26:25,430 And if you do, I'll be playing the guitar somewhere. 1524 01:26:25,930 --> 01:26:26,764 Pombo! 1525 01:26:26,848 --> 01:26:31,519 [Juanpis] By the time you watch this video or this speech, I'll be far away. 1526 01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:35,523 My best deed as president is leaving. 1527 01:26:36,316 --> 01:26:37,233 So, 1528 01:26:37,859 --> 01:26:38,902 [in English] see you later, 1529 01:26:40,111 --> 01:26:41,070 alligator. 1530 01:26:42,697 --> 01:26:44,657 [people clapping] 1531 01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:20,235 [lively music continues] 1532 01:27:31,913 --> 01:27:34,707 [in Spanish] I'm Camila Benavides. I'm your president. 1533 01:27:34,791 --> 01:27:36,584 [lively music ends] 1534 01:27:36,668 --> 01:27:41,547 THE END 1535 01:27:41,631 --> 01:27:45,093 [static noise] 1536 01:27:45,176 --> 01:27:47,303 [intriguing music playing] 1537 01:27:47,387 --> 01:27:49,764 As Winston Churchill said, 1538 01:27:50,265 --> 01:27:53,559 "Politics is more dangerous than war, 1539 01:27:53,643 --> 01:27:57,188 for in war you are only killed once." 1540 01:28:07,699 --> 01:28:08,908 [Juanpis exhales deeply] 1541 01:28:09,575 --> 01:28:11,244 [chuckling] 1542 01:28:25,133 --> 01:28:28,136 BRAZIL 1543 01:28:29,345 --> 01:28:31,556 [mysterious music playing] 1544 01:28:48,698 --> 01:28:51,117 EVERYONE LOSES 1545 01:28:51,200 --> 01:28:53,828 [deep, ominous laughter] 1546 01:28:55,121 --> 01:28:56,956 CHAMBACÚ 10 BILLION PESOS 1547 01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:58,750 PUERTOS DE COLOMBIA 2.5 TRILLION PESOS 1548 01:29:01,586 --> 01:29:04,255 …AND THE LIST GOES ON 1549 01:29:04,339 --> 01:29:06,341 NOW IT'S REALLY THE END 1550 01:29:06,424 --> 01:29:07,675 "THIS FILM IS SATIRE." 1551 01:29:07,759 --> 01:29:09,719 "IT CRITICIZES CAREERISM, SEXISM, CLASSISM, 1552 01:29:09,802 --> 01:29:11,763 HOMOPHOBIA AND XENOPHOBIA." 1553 01:29:11,846 --> 01:29:13,848 "IT'S NOT MEANT TO REFLECT REALITY." 1554 01:29:13,931 --> 01:29:16,225 ["Moni Moni" by CERO39 playing] 1555 01:29:16,309 --> 01:29:18,436 [singing in Spanish] 1556 01:29:26,194 --> 01:29:28,905 Who the hell gave me this cheap-ass rum? 1557 01:29:29,697 --> 01:29:31,115 [Martuchis] I did, Juanpis. 1558 01:29:31,991 --> 01:29:32,950 Remember? 1559 01:29:33,034 --> 01:29:37,830 When you ran out of whiskey at home, you used to drink rum and not care, 1560 01:29:37,914 --> 01:29:40,291 because rum meant happiness. 1561 01:29:49,008 --> 01:29:50,093 Sit down. 1562 01:31:29,275 --> 01:31:30,735 ["Moni Moni" ends] 1563 01:31:43,748 --> 01:31:46,125 Subtitle translation by: Mariela Rascioni