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♪ I just wanna vibe high

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♪ I just wanna vibe high

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♪ I just wanna vibe high

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♪ So I wanna know

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♪ Why you bringing me low

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♪ Why you bring me low

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♪ Why you bring me low

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♪ Oh

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♪ I just wanna vibe high

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♪ I just wanna vibe high

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♪ I just wanna vibe

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♪ You're never gonna bring me
low ♪

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Welcome everyone and thank
you for joining me today.

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Okay, I'm just gonna
have you take a second.

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Oh, watching guru lady again.

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Cool.

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It's yoga.

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Yeah?

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Is it couch yoga?

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Are you in couch pose?

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And we're gonna turn those
emotions into a calm serenity.

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Okay, full disclosure,
I don't really understand

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why this girl is taking
the internet by storm.

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She kinda seems a little bit
boring.

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Okay, Patrick,

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people say she's gonna
be the next Oprah, so.

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She's not Oprah.

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Two, three.

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You don't get it.

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No, I know.

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That's what I'm saying.

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Out through your mouth.

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I love her.

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Two, three, four.

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Okay, well, we'll keep an eye
on that.

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In the meantime, I'm gonna go
make dinner.

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I hope you like beans

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- and cheesecake.
- You will be safe.

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You will be happy.

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You will be healthy.

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Hi Lu.

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Hey boo, what you up to?

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Not much.

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So I proposed you print that
picture.

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- Are you watching Kali.
- In your visual field.

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What?

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Emily, pause the video, look
at me.

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I have a fantastic surprise for
you.

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Ooh, okay.

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Sorry, what's up?

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We won.

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We won?

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We won.

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We won.

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We won the weekend getaway
with Kali.

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Shut up.

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- Yes, no.
- Shut up.

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No, yes, we won, we
won.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God, what?

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She picked us.

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She picked us.

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I feel like I'm gonna cry
right now.

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Like I don't even know what to
do.

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Just breathe.

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Like, oh my God, we're gonna be,

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like when she exhales,
we're gonna breathing,

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we're gonna inhale her exhale.

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We're gonna breathe the same
air.

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Okay.

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And you don't think Allegra's
gonna be pissed, right,

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like about her weekend
getting ruined or anything?

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She can't be mad.

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This is so much better.

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Like your bachelorette is with
Kali.

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So that's why I am
not really a dog person.

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Okay.

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That's ridiculous.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yeah.

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It sounds like it was your
fault though.

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That's what the landlord said.

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Anyways, how often do
you guys go to Grand Bar?

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Oh, hold on.

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Sorry, I have to take this.

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Oh my lovely Lulu,

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what do I owe this unexpected
pleasure?

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Look at these boys.

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- Hi guys, hi.
- Isn't he handsome.

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That one too.

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He's cute, right?

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Okay.

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Do you need me to send an
itinerary for this weekend?

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I was actually just sent
an itinerary from Kali.

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- Shut up.
- We won

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the weekend getaway with her.

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No, no, we're going to
Killington.

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Like, Vermont?

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Yeah.

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I guess I don't know where it
is,

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but promise me you're not
mad about Atlantic City.

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Oh my God, no, I'm not mad,
I'm not mad.

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I can find a stripper
anywhere, okay, I think.

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Leg.

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Have you called Emily?

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First person I called.

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She is the bride to be.

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What about Darcy?

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I think she's filming
something that weekend.

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I don't think she's planning on
going.

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No, I think she said in the
group text,

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that you're not in, that
she's trying to get out of it.

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You have a group text that I'm
not in?

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Yeah.

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Like we have one with the four
of us

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and then one where you're not in
it.

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And then Darcy and I
text a lot on our own.

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Why would you do that?

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I LOL at everything you type.

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Hey, it's the building blocks

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of all group friendships, okay.

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Just let Darcy know about Kali.

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But I gotta go right now.

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Emojis too.

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Okay, okay.

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Well just text her, I think
she's on set.

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Bye.

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Hey.

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Yeah, no, I know I left early.

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All right.

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Okay.

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No, I'm here.

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I'm sorry, I'm just, there's
like music

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and I'm just distracted, I'm
listening.

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Okay.

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Okay, no, thank you,

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I do not need a reminder
to be on set next weekend.

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I have been reminded.

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Okay.

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Mm-hmm.

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She's gonna be so
excited.

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Here's the
bride-to-be.

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Hello.

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Hello ladies.

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Hi Dino.

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Why don't any of you
come to see me anymore?

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Because this bitch has been
too busy planning her funeral,

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I mean, wedding.

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I understand.

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You gals take care of
our Emily this weekend.

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We will.

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I promise.

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If we encounter a bear, I'll
make sure she's eaten last.

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Bears?

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In that case, remember,
bears don't like ammonia.

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Keep some of that handy
this weekend, just in case.

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Did you get that?

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Yeah. I'll get some, I'll try
my best.

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You know, you always
know the most random,

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knowledgeable facts.

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Why is that?

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I'm a doorman, it's
kind of in my nature.

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I'll take it.

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All right, you girls drive
safe.

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Bye Dino, thank you.

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Bye Emily.

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Thanks.

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See you later.

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Who's ready for a wild
weekend?

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Me.

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How long is the drive?

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It's about seven
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- Seven?
- Maybe six.

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Allegra, you
have your license, right?

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Okay.

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We should get there around five.

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Oh, perfect.

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Kali's gonna be there at eight,

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so it'll give us time
to compose ourselves.

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Oh, so I was skimming

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some of my bridal magazines the
other day

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and who did I see?

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But our very own,

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- "Hostess with the Mostest."
- No, no.

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God, Darcy, that's so great.

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I wish you would go
cake tasting with me.

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I need your help.

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Why?

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She doesn't know anything about
cakes.

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Thank you.

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The other day they asked me
about wedding cake trends.

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I don't even know what that
means.

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Okay Darcy, food is your brand
now.

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People expect you to be the
expert.

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That is true.

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You should write a book.

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Okay, just because I host a
cooking show

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doesn't mean I know anything
about food.

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It just means I know how
to read a teleprompter

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near food and smile.

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But Darcy, seriously, there's
a lot you can do with this.

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Don't listen to the sellout
star.

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Hey, you're one to talk.

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Hey.

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All I'm saying is I
didn't think the woman

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who only showered once a month
in college

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would go on to have a
featured line in whole foods.

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I showered twice a month in
college.

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You guys, this thing
on the dash just lit up.

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What does it mean?

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I don't know.

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Darcy, Darcy, this is my
territory.

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Okay, I can't call that close

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- to the road.
- Stop talking.

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I won't be able to go
unless I can concentrate.

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Okay.

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You are something,

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- you know?
- So you can change a tire,

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but you didn't know what

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the low pressure tire light
thingy was.

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Okay.

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You didn't know what
the thingy was either.

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Okay, all right,

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well, I guess the latter's
more important, biatch.

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Wait.

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Yeah, we're good to go.

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Yeah, it feels like we are.

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Oh and this is a serious
weapon, by the way.

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Yeah, it's very dangerous.

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- Okay, don't swing it.
- Oh my God,

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you are legit scary with this
thing.

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- Get in the car.
- All right let's go.

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♪ On our way to heaven

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Hey, like, how much longer?

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We are almost there.

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Really?

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It's like not even a
Starbucks around here.

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Oh, this reminds me

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of the, "Chilling Killings of
Kalamazoo."

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Oh my God.

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You are not allowed to talk
about your creepy crime shows

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on this trip.

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Okay, I have a confession.

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I've already kind of met Kali.

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You did?

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Mm-hmm, yeah.

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I did one of her soul chat
things.

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Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Like the phone call thing?

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Yeah, it was only 15
minutes, but oh my God,

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it was so amazing.

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She really opened up my mind.

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15 minutes for $500.

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Oh, I mean, I don't think
it was that much, but.

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I'm looking at the website

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and that's pretty steep Em.

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Well, funny you should say
that

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because she actually
burned the money I Venmoed

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after our session.

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What?

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Yes.

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Well, okay, she burned $500.

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Okay, I'm not getting it.

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I'm not getting it.

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Tell me what's going on.

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She burned $500.

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That's really shitty.

270
00:11:18.954 --> 00:11:21.508
It was symbolic.

271
00:11:21.611 --> 00:11:22.751
Okay, well tell that to the
people

272
00:11:22.854 --> 00:11:24.684
who can't pay their rent.

273
00:11:24.787 --> 00:11:26.168
You guys can say whatever you
want.

274
00:11:26.271 --> 00:11:27.963
I'm serious about her.

275
00:11:28.066 --> 00:11:31.035
I legit think she might be
the last genuine person left.

276
00:11:31.138 --> 00:11:33.071
We need more people like her
with the state of the world.

277
00:11:33.175 --> 00:11:34.901
Oh yeah, that's exactly what
we need,

278
00:11:35.004 --> 00:11:38.145
another white girl in yoga
pants telling us what to do.

279
00:11:39.940 --> 00:11:41.286
I'm joking guys.

280
00:11:42.322 --> 00:11:45.428
I love her, I'm obsessed with
her.

281
00:11:45.532 --> 00:11:48.466
♪ Dreamed I would find

282
00:11:48.569 --> 00:11:50.640
♪ Someone like you

283
00:11:50.744 --> 00:11:53.298
Oh, Lulu, will you show us the
video

284
00:11:53.402 --> 00:11:54.299
that you sent to Kali?

285
00:11:54.403 --> 00:11:55.059
I wanna see it.

286
00:12:02.031 --> 00:12:04.102
Hi Kali, I'm Lulu Sherman,

287
00:12:04.206 --> 00:12:05.725
creator of the skincare line, Oh
Crap,

288
00:12:05.828 --> 00:12:06.864
which you may have heard of.

289
00:12:06.967 --> 00:12:08.762
The four of us have been best
friends

290
00:12:08.866 --> 00:12:11.144
since our native ambitious
days at Sarah Lawrence.

291
00:12:11.247 --> 00:12:15.907
There's Emily, Allegra,
Darcy, and of course me.

292
00:12:16.011 --> 00:12:18.703
Emily is a total marketing
badass.

293
00:12:18.807 --> 00:12:20.118
All my friends deserve it,
really.

294
00:12:20.222 --> 00:12:23.190
They all work so hard and
really just need to kick back.

295
00:12:24.709 --> 00:12:26.400
If you pick us.

296
00:12:27.954 --> 00:12:29.507
I will be indebted to you.

297
00:12:29.610 --> 00:12:32.061
- Wow.
- For the rest of my life.

298
00:12:32.165 --> 00:12:33.580
Oh, that's really
cute.

299
00:12:33.683 --> 00:12:35.375
Thanks.

300
00:12:35.478 --> 00:12:36.997
Oh my God, I can't believe
we won with that fucking video.

301
00:12:37.101 --> 00:12:39.344
I mean, if I saw this,
I would kill all of us.

302
00:12:40.967 --> 00:12:43.832
♪ But now

303
00:12:43.935 --> 00:12:46.835
♪ I never say never now

304
00:12:52.047 --> 00:12:56.154
♪ Because I know

305
00:12:56.258 --> 00:12:59.951
♪ That heaven must be shining
down ♪

306
00:13:02.678 --> 00:13:05.612
♪ On me and

307
00:13:05.715 --> 00:13:07.717
♪ You

308
00:13:34.952 --> 00:13:36.160
That's so big.

309
00:13:36.263 --> 00:13:38.576
No one jumped at that setup.

310
00:13:39.853 --> 00:13:41.613
It's not what I expected.

311
00:13:45.963 --> 00:13:49.552
Well, let's go check it out.

312
00:13:50.691 --> 00:13:51.451
Woo.

313
00:13:59.286 --> 00:13:59.873
Still okay.

314
00:13:59.977 --> 00:14:02.289
Not what I expected.

315
00:14:02.393 --> 00:14:04.360
Yeah, I don't wanna be
ungrateful or anything,

316
00:14:04.464 --> 00:14:07.225
but I thought it would
be a little bit nicer.

317
00:14:07.329 --> 00:14:09.262
This is so genuine, right.

318
00:14:09.365 --> 00:14:10.746
Yeah.

319
00:14:10.850 --> 00:14:12.921
It is a little cold.

320
00:14:13.024 --> 00:14:14.646
Let's get drunk.

321
00:14:14.750 --> 00:14:16.200
We'll warm right up.

322
00:14:16.303 --> 00:14:18.478
Yeah, going in the freezer.

323
00:14:24.864 --> 00:14:26.175
- What the fuck?
- Hi.

324
00:14:26.279 --> 00:14:27.763
Okay, you guys, I have
brass knuckles stay calm.

325
00:14:27.867 --> 00:14:29.282
Who are you?

326
00:14:29.385 --> 00:14:31.698
Hello, she asked you a fucking
question.

327
00:14:31.801 --> 00:14:35.598
Sorry, you're all just so
radiant.

328
00:14:37.669 --> 00:14:40.914
Okay, well we are not just
tits and ass.

329
00:14:41.018 --> 00:14:42.502
Actually, you have four
of the smartest ladies

330
00:14:42.605 --> 00:14:43.434
in Manhattan right here.

331
00:14:43.537 --> 00:14:45.263
And we will seriously kick your
ass

332
00:14:45.367 --> 00:14:47.196
if you don't tell us who the
hell you are.

333
00:14:49.129 --> 00:14:52.201
Geez, I should have known.

334
00:14:52.305 --> 00:14:52.961
Manhattan?

335
00:14:53.064 --> 00:14:54.134
I grew up here.

336
00:14:54.238 --> 00:14:57.413
I'll be your neighbor for the
weekend.

337
00:14:57.517 --> 00:14:59.864
We don't need your whole life
story.

338
00:14:59.968 --> 00:15:01.279
I'm here for whatever you
need.

339
00:15:01.383 --> 00:15:03.074
Well, we need for you not to
be here.

340
00:15:03.178 --> 00:15:05.352
Allegra, the property
stated it had a caretaker.

341
00:15:05.456 --> 00:15:06.250
He's legit.

342
00:15:06.353 --> 00:15:07.699
Don't be rude.

343
00:15:07.803 --> 00:15:09.218
All right ladies,

344
00:15:09.322 --> 00:15:11.082
I'll just show you few
things about the house

345
00:15:11.186 --> 00:15:12.601
and then I'll be outta your
hair.

346
00:15:12.704 --> 00:15:13.395
Okay, thank you.

347
00:15:13.498 --> 00:15:14.327
What?

348
00:15:14.430 --> 00:15:15.362
Be nice to him.

349
00:15:15.466 --> 00:15:17.675
- What?
- Will you be nice.

350
00:15:17.778 --> 00:15:18.848
He stared right into my eyes.

351
00:15:18.952 --> 00:15:20.333
- You're crazy.
- This is like an episode

352
00:15:20.436 --> 00:15:21.990
of, "Chilling Killings of
Kalamazoo."

353
00:15:22.093 --> 00:15:25.476
And there was a guy who wore
overalls.

354
00:15:25.579 --> 00:15:26.235
No.

355
00:15:26.339 --> 00:15:27.133
- Always.
- You're kidding.

356
00:15:29.307 --> 00:15:31.068
I like your overalls.

357
00:15:39.076 --> 00:15:40.801
I think they stocked the
fridge.

358
00:15:40.905 --> 00:15:44.253
Just don't feed the bears.

359
00:15:44.357 --> 00:15:47.325
Got some books by the fireplace
if you're reading folk.

360
00:15:49.258 --> 00:15:50.397
Lemme show you the attic.

361
00:15:51.571 --> 00:15:53.435
Fixing to get a new bulb
before you guys got here,

362
00:15:53.538 --> 00:15:55.575
but suppose I'll have
to bring it by tomorrow.

363
00:16:06.793 --> 00:16:07.449
That's about it.

364
00:16:09.485 --> 00:16:11.453
Well, thanks for showing us
around.

365
00:16:12.419 --> 00:16:14.456
You look awful familiar.

366
00:16:14.559 --> 00:16:15.767
Oh.

367
00:16:15.871 --> 00:16:17.493
Like a movie star or
something.

368
00:16:18.943 --> 00:16:20.565
I'm sure you get that all the
time.

369
00:16:20.669 --> 00:16:23.706
She isn't a movie star,
but she is a television star.

370
00:16:23.810 --> 00:16:24.949
Ah.

371
00:16:25.053 --> 00:16:27.124
She's the, "Hostess with the
Mostest."

372
00:16:27.227 --> 00:16:29.126
- From the show.
- I don't really watch TV.

373
00:16:30.334 --> 00:16:33.647
Have you done any play acting
too?

374
00:16:33.751 --> 00:16:36.409
I actually consider myself
mostly a theater actress.

375
00:16:36.512 --> 00:16:39.308
I mean, I guess not as much as
anymore.

376
00:16:39.412 --> 00:16:42.070
Have you ever done anything
at the Williamstown Festival?

377
00:16:42.932 --> 00:16:44.210
In the Berkshires?

378
00:16:44.313 --> 00:16:47.420
Oh wow, yeah, actually
like five years ago.

379
00:16:47.523 --> 00:16:48.421
"The Seagull."

380
00:16:49.560 --> 00:16:50.940
That's what it was.

381
00:16:51.044 --> 00:16:53.529
I mean, wow, you blew
my mind in that play.

382
00:16:53.633 --> 00:16:56.291
I mean, I don't understand
how you stay so focused

383
00:16:56.394 --> 00:16:57.637
and everything under all that
pressure.

384
00:16:57.740 --> 00:16:59.535
Oh, it's really not that hard.

385
00:16:59.639 --> 00:17:00.916
I mean, I could never do
something.

386
00:17:01.020 --> 00:17:02.021
I'm sure you could.

387
00:17:02.124 --> 00:17:03.470
I mean, have you even tried?

388
00:17:03.574 --> 00:17:04.644
Once.

389
00:17:04.747 --> 00:17:05.817
That's how I know I can't do it.

390
00:17:09.614 --> 00:17:11.271
Hey Dar, Allegra needs
you

391
00:17:11.375 --> 00:17:13.273
for a game we're gonna play.

392
00:17:14.171 --> 00:17:15.137
Oh, right.

393
00:17:20.556 --> 00:17:22.041
- Yes, and hit Shane, please.
- Oh my God.

394
00:17:22.144 --> 00:17:23.180
He was literally the worst.

395
00:17:23.283 --> 00:17:24.112
He was awful.

396
00:17:24.215 --> 00:17:26.493
His friends also sucked.

397
00:17:26.597 --> 00:17:28.150
Well, have you ever seen
sober people play darts?

398
00:17:28.254 --> 00:17:29.220
No, okay.

399
00:17:29.324 --> 00:17:30.083
All right, oh my God.

400
00:17:30.187 --> 00:17:30.842
I hope I'm good, okay.

401
00:17:35.433 --> 00:17:36.503
Oh, that wasn't good.

402
00:17:36.607 --> 00:17:37.263
Okay, okay.

403
00:17:37.366 --> 00:17:38.988
That was kind close.

404
00:17:39.092 --> 00:17:40.611
He's like,
never been hit before.

405
00:17:40.714 --> 00:17:43.027
I dunno why, he's smug
enough.

406
00:17:43.131 --> 00:17:44.373
I know.

407
00:17:44.477 --> 00:17:45.064
Remember when he had
that pantless web series?

408
00:17:45.167 --> 00:17:46.237
- Yeah.
- Oh.

409
00:17:48.550 --> 00:17:51.829
Oh my God, Kali, Kali,
you're here in this house.

410
00:17:51.932 --> 00:17:53.106
I'm Lulu.

411
00:17:53.210 --> 00:17:54.073
You picked me, our video.

412
00:17:54.176 --> 00:17:55.143
We're bacheloretteing.

413
00:17:55.246 --> 00:17:56.075
- We're friends now.
- Why don't you

414
00:17:56.178 --> 00:17:57.490
Let the woman inside?

415
00:17:57.593 --> 00:17:58.249
Oh my God.

416
00:17:58.353 --> 00:17:59.354
I'm so sorry, please sit down.

417
00:17:59.457 --> 00:18:00.700
Oh, no, no worries.

418
00:18:00.803 --> 00:18:01.908
I totally get it.

419
00:18:02.011 --> 00:18:03.841
It's really lovely to meet you,
Lulu.

420
00:18:05.670 --> 00:18:06.430
Thank you.

421
00:18:09.605 --> 00:18:10.572
This is Allegra.

422
00:18:10.675 --> 00:18:12.815
Hi queen of the bachelorette
party.

423
00:18:12.919 --> 00:18:14.369
Oh, congratulations.

424
00:18:14.472 --> 00:18:17.026
Or best wishes, I think it's
best wishes

425
00:18:17.130 --> 00:18:18.442
when it comes to the bride.

426
00:18:18.545 --> 00:18:19.477
Oh my God, thank you so much.

427
00:18:19.581 --> 00:18:20.892
But I'm actually not the bride.

428
00:18:20.996 --> 00:18:22.480
She meant she's the queen
of getting shit-faced.

429
00:18:22.584 --> 00:18:24.896
Hi, I am Emily, I'm the bride.

430
00:18:25.000 --> 00:18:27.727
And it is truly an honor.

431
00:18:27.830 --> 00:18:30.212
Ugh, I am the honored one

432
00:18:30.316 --> 00:18:33.871
to be invited on a girls'
ritualistic weekend like this.

433
00:18:33.974 --> 00:18:36.391
I mean, you don't even know me.

434
00:18:36.494 --> 00:18:38.151
Well, that just goes
to show how good you are

435
00:18:38.255 --> 00:18:39.980
at what you do, because we
feel like we do know you.

436
00:18:40.084 --> 00:18:40.809
Yeah.

437
00:18:41.948 --> 00:18:43.156
I think we missed one.

438
00:18:43.260 --> 00:18:44.226
Hi, I'm Darcy.

439
00:18:44.330 --> 00:18:45.296
Nice to meet you.

440
00:18:46.297 --> 00:18:47.850
You look awfully familiar.

441
00:18:47.954 --> 00:18:49.162
Oh.

442
00:18:49.266 --> 00:18:50.612
She's an actress.

443
00:18:50.715 --> 00:18:51.716
Ah, how fun.

444
00:18:51.820 --> 00:18:52.890
I love the theater.

445
00:18:52.993 --> 00:18:54.133
She's on TV.

446
00:18:54.236 --> 00:18:57.343
She has a show, "Hostess
with the Mostest."

447
00:18:57.446 --> 00:19:00.035
Oh, I don't actually own a
television.

448
00:19:00.139 --> 00:19:00.932
Oh.

449
00:19:01.036 --> 00:19:02.589
Yeah.

450
00:19:02.693 --> 00:19:04.488
I'm not actually some anti
television snob or anything.

451
00:19:04.591 --> 00:19:06.766
I just, I really don't have the
time.

452
00:19:06.869 --> 00:19:08.077
Oh, I bet.

453
00:19:08.181 --> 00:19:09.355
How do you do it all?

454
00:19:09.458 --> 00:19:10.839
Because you do a fucking lot.

455
00:19:10.942 --> 00:19:12.737
Do you have like an army
working for you or something?

456
00:19:12.841 --> 00:19:14.843
You know, this weekend
it's all about Emily, right?

457
00:19:14.946 --> 00:19:16.224
Yes.

458
00:19:16.327 --> 00:19:17.880
- It's enough about me.
- Yeah, good idea.

459
00:19:17.984 --> 00:19:18.847
No offense.

460
00:19:18.950 --> 00:19:20.055
But let's get back to our game.

461
00:19:21.470 --> 00:19:23.334
We could probably start
winding down.

462
00:19:23.438 --> 00:19:24.922
You're playing a game?

463
00:19:25.025 --> 00:19:25.785
- Yes.
- Oh, it's just

464
00:19:25.888 --> 00:19:26.682
some silly game.

465
00:19:26.786 --> 00:19:27.580
You don't have to play.

466
00:19:27.683 --> 00:19:28.995
It's really, it's really
silly.

467
00:19:29.098 --> 00:19:31.687
It's not silly, I spent
like six hours on it, plus.

468
00:19:31.791 --> 00:19:33.620
You know, I'd be happy
to lead a guided meditation

469
00:19:33.724 --> 00:19:34.656
if you like.

470
00:19:34.759 --> 00:19:36.451
Oh my God, that sounds

471
00:19:36.554 --> 00:19:39.039
- incredible.
- Yes.

472
00:19:41.870 --> 00:19:44.666
Just relax.

473
00:19:44.769 --> 00:19:47.151
Go ahead and lie down.

474
00:19:47.255 --> 00:19:49.809
Make yourself feel comfortable.

475
00:19:54.779 --> 00:19:55.539
Just stay still.

476
00:19:57.851 --> 00:19:58.576
Go ahead

477
00:20:01.061 --> 00:20:02.684
and just breathe.

478
00:20:04.755 --> 00:20:05.514
Breathe in.

479
00:20:09.311 --> 00:20:10.899
Breathe out.

480
00:20:17.837 --> 00:20:20.978
We are different from our
bodies.

481
00:20:24.982 --> 00:20:29.918
These are a temporary
house for our spirits.

482
00:20:34.474 --> 00:20:36.373
Death is not the end.

483
00:20:42.724 --> 00:20:45.382
We attain perfection through
many lives.

484
00:20:47.970 --> 00:20:49.524
Gaining wisdom from each one.

485
00:20:54.114 --> 00:20:56.910
And becoming closer to perfect

486
00:20:57.014 --> 00:20:59.361
with each life that is lived.

487
00:21:03.572 --> 00:21:07.507
But you will not get it in
the state that you are in now,

488
00:21:09.129 --> 00:21:11.615
in this presence that you are
in.

489
00:21:17.276 --> 00:21:18.794
Renounce your desires.

490
00:21:20.451 --> 00:21:23.627
Renounce those who spread
demonic ideas.

491
00:21:25.698 --> 00:21:28.804
And who merely talk of moral
values

492
00:21:28.908 --> 00:21:32.394
but do not practice them.

493
00:21:52.345 --> 00:21:53.035
Stop.

494
00:21:53.139 --> 00:21:54.036
Oh my God.

495
00:21:56.660 --> 00:22:00.215
Well, I really liked Danny
until I met his family.

496
00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:01.354
- Oh God.
- Oh God his family.

497
00:22:01.458 --> 00:22:02.666
So bad.

498
00:22:02.769 --> 00:22:05.013
Why, what was wrong with his
family?

499
00:22:05.116 --> 00:22:08.982
They spoke in pig Latin at
dinner, for the entire meal.

500
00:22:09.086 --> 00:22:10.156
No, for the entire meal.

501
00:22:11.882 --> 00:22:14.402
And Danny got really mean when
I wouldn't go along with it.

502
00:22:14.505 --> 00:22:16.576
But I'm just really bad at pig
Latin.

503
00:22:18.233 --> 00:22:19.855
Needless to say it was better
away.

504
00:22:19.959 --> 00:22:21.167
Don't say that.

505
00:22:21.270 --> 00:22:22.030
Okay.

506
00:22:23.203 --> 00:22:24.688
Over is what I'm saying.

507
00:22:24.791 --> 00:22:26.241
Over.

508
00:22:26.345 --> 00:22:29.209
What a colorful dating
history.

509
00:22:29.313 --> 00:22:30.452
Oh, not even.

510
00:22:30.556 --> 00:22:32.799
You should hear Darcy's tales of
romance.

511
00:22:32.903 --> 00:22:33.697
No, you shouldn't.

512
00:22:33.800 --> 00:22:35.008
Darcy, please.

513
00:22:35.112 --> 00:22:38.115
Now that I'm engaged, I live
vicariously through you.

514
00:22:38.218 --> 00:22:40.462
Yeah, I bet, working in
the entertainment industry,

515
00:22:40.566 --> 00:22:42.809
you meet a lot of interesting
people.

516
00:22:42.913 --> 00:22:45.467
I meet actors, which
means I usually have

517
00:22:45.571 --> 00:22:47.435
an incredible first date
and by the third date,

518
00:22:47.538 --> 00:22:49.402
all of the trauma's on the
table.

519
00:22:49.506 --> 00:22:51.887
That sounds sort of
refreshing.

520
00:22:51.991 --> 00:22:54.545
Allegra is the one with
the exciting dating life.

521
00:22:56.029 --> 00:22:59.205
Oh, is that what you call
it, Allegra, a dating life?

522
00:22:59.308 --> 00:23:00.344
Screw you.

523
00:23:02.381 --> 00:23:03.520
What about you Lulu?

524
00:23:03.623 --> 00:23:05.487
Oh, Lu is a fellow serial
monogamous.

525
00:23:09.388 --> 00:23:12.011
Oh, this is my husband-to-be.

526
00:23:12.114 --> 00:23:13.668
I'll be right back.

527
00:23:13.771 --> 00:23:15.635
Your phone is meant
to be on airplane mode.

528
00:23:15.739 --> 00:23:17.775
Oh, can I just take this real
quick?

529
00:23:17.879 --> 00:23:19.984
I don't want him to be worried.

530
00:23:21.192 --> 00:23:25.852
I guess you are the
bride, so just this once.

531
00:23:26.888 --> 00:23:27.613
Thanks.

532
00:23:30.409 --> 00:23:31.133
Airplane mode?

533
00:23:32.859 --> 00:23:35.724
To answer your question,
Kali, no, no one at the moment.

534
00:23:35.828 --> 00:23:38.589
I'm obviously really busy
with my company, Oh Crap.

535
00:23:38.693 --> 00:23:40.867
So it's really hard for me
to meet people right now.

536
00:23:40.971 --> 00:23:42.593
Kali, please tell me
you're not one of those

537
00:23:42.697 --> 00:23:45.320
like anti-sex, yogi people.

538
00:23:45.424 --> 00:23:47.598
I am intermittently celibate.

539
00:23:47.702 --> 00:23:51.637
I find that it just really
helps me keep a clear head.

540
00:23:51.740 --> 00:23:54.916
I just, I really like being here
with you.

541
00:23:59.058 --> 00:24:02.061
Just like being with a
big group of sisters.

542
00:24:02.164 --> 00:24:04.339
I always wanted sisters,

543
00:24:04.443 --> 00:24:06.168
but I got stuck with brothers.

544
00:24:06.272 --> 00:24:09.171
Oh my God, me too.

545
00:24:09.275 --> 00:24:10.483
Oh my God.

546
00:24:10.587 --> 00:24:12.174
You guys are like, so all right.

547
00:24:15.592 --> 00:24:19.596
Sorry, phone is
officially on airplane mode.

548
00:24:19.699 --> 00:24:21.563
He called you from his
bachelor party?

549
00:24:21.667 --> 00:24:25.049
It's a little codependent, no?

550
00:24:25.153 --> 00:24:26.499
- Okay.
- Ew, no.

551
00:24:26.603 --> 00:24:28.812
And he's bachelor party is
tomorrow night.

552
00:24:28.915 --> 00:24:31.159
You've been gone like eight
hours.

553
00:24:31.262 --> 00:24:32.091
I know.

554
00:24:32.194 --> 00:24:32.954
Isn't that sweet?

555
00:24:33.057 --> 00:24:33.679
It is sweet.

556
00:24:33.782 --> 00:24:34.576
Don't listen to them.

557
00:24:36.716 --> 00:24:40.789
Okay, well, I'm exhausted
and I'm gonna go turn in.

558
00:24:40.893 --> 00:24:43.378
Not gonna check the locks?

559
00:24:43.482 --> 00:24:44.759
She's totally paranoid.

560
00:24:44.862 --> 00:24:47.002
I already did twice.

561
00:24:47.106 --> 00:24:48.935
All right, goodnight.

562
00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:50.247
And don't be quiet on my
account.

563
00:24:50.350 --> 00:24:51.282
I've got my Air Pods.

564
00:24:52.283 --> 00:24:53.112
Freak.

565
00:24:55.597 --> 00:24:58.393
She seems really happy to be a
bride.

566
00:24:58.497 --> 00:25:00.222
What is her fiance like?

567
00:25:00.326 --> 00:25:03.432
Oh, he's a really nice guy
and he's just crazy about her.

568
00:25:03.536 --> 00:25:06.470
He's boring, but he's rich.

569
00:25:06.574 --> 00:25:07.851
So she likes him.

570
00:25:07.954 --> 00:25:10.888
Honestly, he's exactly
what she was after.

571
00:25:10.992 --> 00:25:12.545
He's very secure.

572
00:25:14.582 --> 00:25:15.375
Oh my God, they're in love.

573
00:25:15.479 --> 00:25:16.998
You're just a sinner.

574
00:25:17.101 --> 00:25:19.207
So she's ready to quit her
job.

575
00:25:19.310 --> 00:25:21.174
She wants to be a housewife?

576
00:25:21.278 --> 00:25:22.279
You know, I really
don't think we should be

577
00:25:22.382 --> 00:25:23.798
talking about our best friend.

578
00:25:23.901 --> 00:25:25.800
Technically, we're
talking about Patrick.

579
00:25:28.354 --> 00:25:30.218
You know what?

580
00:25:30.321 --> 00:25:31.875
I'm gonna have to bed too.

581
00:25:31.978 --> 00:25:32.738
Goodnight

582
00:25:34.533 --> 00:25:35.361
Night.

583
00:25:36.776 --> 00:25:39.607
She didn't
used to be so sensitive.

584
00:25:39.710 --> 00:25:41.954
Is there something going on
with her?

585
00:26:08.636 --> 00:26:11.639
- I thought you were going.
- Jesus.

586
00:26:11.742 --> 00:26:12.950
I didn't see you there.

587
00:26:13.054 --> 00:26:15.677
God, just need to find
something for my back.

588
00:26:16.989 --> 00:26:17.748
Okay.

589
00:26:20.095 --> 00:26:20.820
Okay.

590
00:26:42.497 --> 00:26:44.085
Morning.

591
00:26:44.188 --> 00:26:45.638
I love you, Dar.

592
00:26:45.742 --> 00:26:46.846
Oh, what do you want?

593
00:26:46.950 --> 00:26:49.331
Can you pretty, pretty, pretty
please

594
00:26:49.435 --> 00:26:50.609
get me a cup of coffee.

595
00:26:50.712 --> 00:26:52.093
Sure.

596
00:26:52.196 --> 00:26:53.335
Why can't you get it?

597
00:26:54.440 --> 00:26:55.717
'Cause I need the coffee

598
00:26:55.821 --> 00:26:57.374
to have the energy to get the
coffee.

599
00:26:58.720 --> 00:27:00.101
Understandable.

600
00:27:00.204 --> 00:27:01.343
Thank you.

601
00:27:01.447 --> 00:27:02.897
You're welcome.

602
00:27:03.000 --> 00:27:04.864
Coffee coming right up.

603
00:27:07.177 --> 00:27:09.697
Hmm, we told her she couldn't
have any until she got up.

604
00:27:09.800 --> 00:27:11.284
She needs the coffee to have
the energy

605
00:27:11.388 --> 00:27:12.113
to get the coffee.

606
00:27:12.216 --> 00:27:13.079
Enabler.

607
00:27:13.183 --> 00:27:15.185
Oh, how many cups have you
had?

608
00:27:15.288 --> 00:27:16.876
None.

609
00:27:16.980 --> 00:27:18.637
You know I'm off coffee until
the wedding.

610
00:27:18.740 --> 00:27:21.260
The bleaching, it's really
expensive.

611
00:27:21.363 --> 00:27:22.675
The teeth are the asshole.

612
00:27:24.953 --> 00:27:25.747
Wait, have you guys been having

613
00:27:25.851 --> 00:27:27.231
like weird cell phone service?

614
00:27:27.335 --> 00:27:29.889
Darcy, you know, we're not
supposed to have our phones.

615
00:27:29.993 --> 00:27:31.650
You should have gotten up
earlier, Dar,

616
00:27:31.753 --> 00:27:34.514
we did a sun salutation
with Kali at sunrise.

617
00:27:34.618 --> 00:27:35.412
Yeah.

618
00:27:35.515 --> 00:27:36.585
That's very cool.

619
00:27:36.689 --> 00:27:39.071
Yeah, I do yoga three times a
day.

620
00:27:39.174 --> 00:27:41.349
You are under no obligation to
join,

621
00:27:41.452 --> 00:27:44.904
but if you do want to make
the most of the weekend.

622
00:27:45.974 --> 00:27:47.838
Count me in for the next one.

623
00:27:47.942 --> 00:27:49.598
Leg, you want cream?

624
00:27:49.702 --> 00:27:50.807
Yes, please.

625
00:27:53.533 --> 00:27:55.052
Where's the cream?

626
00:27:55.156 --> 00:27:57.503
Oh, actually I have the
perfect vegan substitute

627
00:27:57.606 --> 00:27:58.607
in my bag.

628
00:27:58.711 --> 00:27:59.712
I've got something you can use
too.

629
00:27:59.816 --> 00:28:00.955
Oh, thanks guys.

630
00:28:04.303 --> 00:28:07.582
Dar, what is my life right
now?

631
00:28:07.686 --> 00:28:09.826
I'm getting married in a week

632
00:28:09.929 --> 00:28:11.275
and all my best friends are
here.

633
00:28:11.379 --> 00:28:13.864
And my idol is like, she's
like one of the girls, right?

634
00:28:13.968 --> 00:28:16.315
She's like one of us.

635
00:28:16.418 --> 00:28:17.972
It's crazy.

636
00:28:18.075 --> 00:28:20.284
- Do you think she's?
- Here you go.

637
00:28:20.388 --> 00:28:21.803
It's just a spoonful.

638
00:28:22.735 --> 00:28:24.012
Ah, I'm good.

639
00:28:24.116 --> 00:28:24.737
Here's some vegan
sweetener if you want some.

640
00:28:24.841 --> 00:28:26.463
Oh, thank you both.

641
00:28:28.292 --> 00:28:30.018
Is that the Guzzling Farm,
Swuga?

642
00:28:30.122 --> 00:28:31.882
Yeah, I saw your post
about it a few weeks back.

643
00:28:31.986 --> 00:28:33.297
It's all I use now.

644
00:28:33.401 --> 00:28:36.024
Yeah, it's garbage.

645
00:28:36.128 --> 00:28:37.543
They're actually the reason

646
00:28:37.646 --> 00:28:39.959
that I don't do sponsored posts
anymore.

647
00:28:40.063 --> 00:28:42.065
I dug a little bit deeper,

648
00:28:42.168 --> 00:28:45.240
child labor, pesticides,
the whole shebang.

649
00:28:46.828 --> 00:28:48.140
That's awful.

650
00:28:59.151 --> 00:29:00.359
Your coffee little
lady.

651
00:29:00.462 --> 00:29:01.636
Careful, hot.

652
00:29:01.740 --> 00:29:03.327
Thank you my liege.

653
00:29:03.431 --> 00:29:05.778
I do not wish to be awake.

654
00:29:05.882 --> 00:29:08.539
So bach bitch, what's
the plan for today?

655
00:29:09.920 --> 00:29:12.958
Sadly, I think I've been
dethroned.

656
00:29:13.061 --> 00:29:15.305
But it's only temporary.

657
00:29:16.651 --> 00:29:18.618
I have a surprise for the
weekend.

658
00:29:18.722 --> 00:29:19.827
Oh God.

659
00:29:19.930 --> 00:29:21.207
It makes me nervous when you say
that.

660
00:29:21.311 --> 00:29:22.519
Hello, come eat.

661
00:29:22.622 --> 00:29:23.900
Okay.

662
00:29:24.003 --> 00:29:26.730
Everyone needs some
protein before our hike.

663
00:29:26.834 --> 00:29:28.767
- Yay.
- Yay.

664
00:29:40.226 --> 00:29:41.572
Hey Travis.

665
00:29:41.676 --> 00:29:43.160
How can I help you?

666
00:29:43.264 --> 00:29:44.679
Just, can I grab something?

667
00:29:44.783 --> 00:29:45.818
Okay, come in.

668
00:29:52.791 --> 00:29:53.930
Oh, hi Travis.

669
00:29:54.033 --> 00:29:55.241
Hello ladies.

670
00:29:55.345 --> 00:29:55.932
Good morning.

671
00:29:56.035 --> 00:29:57.243
Good morning.

672
00:29:57.347 --> 00:29:59.314
To what do we owe the pleasure.

673
00:29:59.418 --> 00:30:01.247
Oh he just had to grab
something.

674
00:30:01.351 --> 00:30:04.112
Oh, you must be the one that
helps out around the house.

675
00:30:04.216 --> 00:30:06.666
I think the guy who owns it
mentioned something about you.

676
00:30:06.770 --> 00:30:07.598
It's not a guy.

677
00:30:07.702 --> 00:30:10.049
It's an old lady.

678
00:30:10.153 --> 00:30:12.465
Travis, this is Kali the guru.

679
00:30:12.569 --> 00:30:17.367
Oh, nice to meet you.

680
00:30:18.230 --> 00:30:19.334
Me too.

681
00:30:19.438 --> 00:30:21.509
So what do y'all got planned
for today?

682
00:30:21.612 --> 00:30:24.512
I think we're going on
a hike around the lake.

683
00:30:24.615 --> 00:30:27.204
No, we don't, we don't
know what we're doing.

684
00:30:27.308 --> 00:30:28.999
But that's what she said.

685
00:30:29.103 --> 00:30:30.829
When or where, I think we're
gonna hang around the house

686
00:30:30.932 --> 00:30:35.316
- and do some girl stuff.
- Oh thank God.

687
00:30:35.419 --> 00:30:36.110
Sounds fun.

688
00:30:38.250 --> 00:30:41.840
Well, I get outta your hair.

689
00:30:46.672 --> 00:30:49.709
Okay, Darcy, you are not
supposed to tell strangers

690
00:30:49.813 --> 00:30:51.194
when your house is vacant.

691
00:30:52.643 --> 00:30:53.990
Oh he forgot his gloves.

692
00:30:54.093 --> 00:30:55.405
Is she crazy?

693
00:30:55.508 --> 00:30:56.199
Hold on.

694
00:31:00.824 --> 00:31:01.549
Hey.

695
00:31:02.757 --> 00:31:03.965
What is this?

696
00:31:05.622 --> 00:31:07.658
Oh, that's my dried algae.

697
00:31:12.836 --> 00:31:14.458
You forgot your gloves.

698
00:31:14.562 --> 00:31:15.321
Thanks.

699
00:31:15.425 --> 00:31:16.288
Yeah.

700
00:31:16.391 --> 00:31:17.289
Hey, have you,

701
00:31:19.153 --> 00:31:21.086
have you ever done any
Shakespeare?

702
00:31:21.189 --> 00:31:26.056
Oh, I was Rosalyn in a
production of,

703
00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:28.887
"As You Like It," in Brooklyn,
like three years ago.

704
00:31:28.990 --> 00:31:31.061
It was before "Hostess with the
Mostest."

705
00:31:31.165 --> 00:31:32.407
I bet you were good.

706
00:31:33.926 --> 00:31:35.341
You have a really nice way of
talking.

707
00:31:35.445 --> 00:31:37.447
Oh, thank you.

708
00:31:37.550 --> 00:31:39.138
Is that what you wanted?

709
00:31:39.242 --> 00:31:39.898
What?

710
00:31:40.001 --> 00:31:43.384
Be on TV to blow up?

711
00:31:43.487 --> 00:31:44.592
I thought it was,

712
00:31:44.695 --> 00:31:47.077
but I understand now why
people call it blowing up.

713
00:31:47.181 --> 00:31:50.598
I think I would call it selling
your soul.

714
00:31:50.701 --> 00:31:53.256
I mean, you could always
buy your soul back, right?

715
00:31:53.359 --> 00:31:56.569
I mean, you can buy pretty
much anything in this world.

716
00:31:56.673 --> 00:31:57.674
Darcy, come on.

717
00:32:00.815 --> 00:32:01.712
I should go back.

718
00:32:04.336 --> 00:32:07.097
I'll bring that light
bulb by this afternoon.

719
00:32:08.133 --> 00:32:09.134
I'll wait till you're back.

720
00:32:09.237 --> 00:32:11.032
I don't wanna freak out your
friend.

721
00:32:11.136 --> 00:32:12.792
I'm sorry.

722
00:32:12.896 --> 00:32:13.690
Don't be.

723
00:32:19.938 --> 00:32:21.387
You're freaky and I love it.

724
00:32:21.491 --> 00:32:23.527
But it is time to go and I
don't want you to get murdered.

725
00:32:23.631 --> 00:32:26.565
Okay, okay, let's
go, let's go, let's go.

726
00:32:26.668 --> 00:32:27.462
Go, go, go.

727
00:32:30.465 --> 00:32:33.054
I'm so grateful for the
community that I built.

728
00:32:33.158 --> 00:32:35.229
Yes, but how did you build it?

729
00:32:36.299 --> 00:32:38.301
Build is the wrong word.

730
00:32:38.404 --> 00:32:42.029
It's the community I've
fostered, really.

731
00:32:42.132 --> 00:32:43.720
Those who want more out of life

732
00:32:43.823 --> 00:32:45.377
tend to seek a guide of some
sort

733
00:32:45.480 --> 00:32:48.000
and well, that's where I come
in.

734
00:32:49.174 --> 00:32:50.969
I always thought people
who took yoga classes

735
00:32:51.072 --> 00:32:53.212
just wanted to get in shape.

736
00:32:53.316 --> 00:32:56.353
Well, you'd be surprised.

737
00:32:56.457 --> 00:32:59.908
Though I do see many who believe
that's why they're there.

738
00:33:00.012 --> 00:33:01.772
It doesn't take them long to
realize

739
00:33:01.876 --> 00:33:03.982
there is so much more to be
gained.

740
00:33:06.605 --> 00:33:10.160
What are our bodies but
vehicles for our souls.

741
00:33:12.128 --> 00:33:13.336
I mean, we really just need them

742
00:33:13.439 --> 00:33:14.785
to get from point A to point B.

743
00:33:20.446 --> 00:33:22.690
How fucking old am I, I
can't even tie my own shoe.

744
00:33:24.416 --> 00:33:26.970
Thank you for hanging back.

745
00:33:27.074 --> 00:33:28.799
Oh no, thank you for the
opportunity.

746
00:33:30.008 --> 00:33:32.562
I know this is so annoying.

747
00:33:32.665 --> 00:33:34.529
Like, this was supposed to
be like a party weekend.

748
00:33:34.633 --> 00:33:36.600
I was specifically told
that I could be drunk

749
00:33:36.704 --> 00:33:38.154
for two days straight.

750
00:33:38.257 --> 00:33:41.053
And here I am, like hiking
outside.

751
00:33:41.157 --> 00:33:43.159
Honestly, this much fresh
air will make me throw up.

752
00:33:43.262 --> 00:33:45.126
I know it's the worst.

753
00:33:45.230 --> 00:33:47.404
Emily's just, I hate how
she's being around her.

754
00:33:47.508 --> 00:33:49.372
You know, we never get to
spend a weekend together

755
00:33:49.475 --> 00:33:52.513
and she's just making it
terrible.

756
00:33:58.036 --> 00:33:59.554
Kali, can I ask you something?

757
00:34:00.521 --> 00:34:02.040
It's a little embarrassing, but

758
00:34:03.144 --> 00:34:04.042
do you remember me?

759
00:34:05.181 --> 00:34:07.183
I did one of your soul chats.

760
00:34:07.286 --> 00:34:11.049
We talked about my engagement
and you burned some money.

761
00:34:11.152 --> 00:34:12.153
Yeah, the soul chat's

762
00:34:12.257 --> 00:34:13.637
are meant to be strictly
confidential,

763
00:34:13.741 --> 00:34:15.777
and as such, I willed
myself to forget them

764
00:34:15.881 --> 00:34:16.813
as soon as they are done.

765
00:34:20.541 --> 00:34:24.234
But maybe I remember you just a
little.

766
00:34:26.202 --> 00:34:27.755
Do I wish I was reping people

767
00:34:27.858 --> 00:34:29.826
doing something more important.

768
00:34:29.929 --> 00:34:33.278
Yes, but I don't know, it's
fun and I'm good at it.

769
00:34:33.381 --> 00:34:35.452
It's, I dunno, works for now.

770
00:34:36.626 --> 00:34:37.316
That's nice.

771
00:34:40.250 --> 00:34:43.426
Dar, I know you hate the
hosting gig.

772
00:34:43.529 --> 00:34:46.636
Okay, but it's not forever,
okay, you won't be pigeonholed.

773
00:34:47.844 --> 00:34:50.916
Just think of this as
like a jumping off point

774
00:34:51.019 --> 00:34:52.262
for something way more rad.

775
00:34:54.816 --> 00:34:55.817
Thanks Leggy.

776
00:35:03.170 --> 00:35:04.792
I know this weekend is awful.

777
00:35:04.895 --> 00:35:06.242
- It's so awful.
- Terrible.

778
00:35:07.657 --> 00:35:09.107
She's crazy, right?

779
00:35:09.210 --> 00:35:10.142
I think it's.

780
00:35:10.246 --> 00:35:11.592
Yeah, it's terrible.

781
00:35:17.701 --> 00:35:18.392
Let's begin.

782
00:35:20.221 --> 00:35:21.291
Close your eyes.

783
00:35:24.122 --> 00:35:25.502
Check in with your mind.

784
00:35:27.194 --> 00:35:28.540
Check in with your breath.

785
00:35:30.714 --> 00:35:32.613
Is there something that
is distracting you?

786
00:35:34.718 --> 00:35:39.171
Acknowledge that thought
and wave it goodbye.

787
00:35:42.312 --> 00:35:47.248
Put your hand on your chest.

788
00:35:51.597 --> 00:35:52.736
This is yours.

789
00:35:54.462 --> 00:35:56.499
This is your heart.

790
00:35:59.018 --> 00:36:00.537
It is precious,

791
00:36:02.988 --> 00:36:04.541
but it is temporary.

792
00:36:05.887 --> 00:36:08.062
When you listen too long to
another's,

793
00:36:08.166 --> 00:36:10.478
yours becomes obsolete.

794
00:36:12.515 --> 00:36:16.277
You sacrifice yourself
and lose all who you are.

795
00:36:16.381 --> 00:36:19.694
And then what is the point in
living?

796
00:36:22.663 --> 00:36:24.423
That is supposed to be on
airplane mode.

797
00:36:24.527 --> 00:36:25.286
Sorry.

798
00:36:27.046 --> 00:36:28.116
I actually need to take this.

799
00:36:28.220 --> 00:36:29.808
Oh, we are not done here.

800
00:36:29.911 --> 00:36:32.707
Oh, you can keep going on
without me.

801
00:36:37.609 --> 00:36:39.714
Hey, I told you I'm in Vermont

802
00:36:39.818 --> 00:36:42.476
for my girlfriend's bachelorette
weekend.

803
00:36:42.579 --> 00:36:44.685
No, yeah, no I told you.

804
00:36:48.102 --> 00:36:49.448
That was this weekend too?

805
00:36:50.898 --> 00:36:51.795
I completely forgotten.

806
00:36:53.314 --> 00:36:55.903
Hey, Kels, I can't, I can't
really hear.

807
00:36:56.006 --> 00:36:57.284
I'm losing, I'll call you,

808
00:36:57.387 --> 00:36:58.802
I'll call you when I get back to
the city.

809
00:37:00.321 --> 00:37:02.116
Didn't mean to interrupt.

810
00:37:02.220 --> 00:37:03.704
That's okay.

811
00:37:03.807 --> 00:37:05.740
It's all right, I let myself
in?

812
00:37:07.052 --> 00:37:08.295
Yes, of course.

813
00:37:09.468 --> 00:37:11.125
What's the situation
with the reception here?

814
00:37:11.229 --> 00:37:13.852
It's pretty terrible.

815
00:37:13.955 --> 00:37:16.372
It's not terrible.

816
00:37:16.475 --> 00:37:17.442
Shoot actually,

817
00:37:18.857 --> 00:37:20.065
maybe the line's down.

818
00:37:20.168 --> 00:37:20.893
Great.

819
00:37:22.412 --> 00:37:24.449
I heard the others outside.

820
00:37:24.552 --> 00:37:26.347
Oh yeah, they're doing a
meditation.

821
00:37:26.451 --> 00:37:28.107
I think they're about to
rip each other's hearts out

822
00:37:28.211 --> 00:37:29.730
like in that, "Indiana Jones"
movie.

823
00:37:30.972 --> 00:37:31.697
Oh.

824
00:37:32.974 --> 00:37:35.253
Sounds like a violent
bachelorette weekend.

825
00:37:35.356 --> 00:37:36.806
Yeah, it might be.

826
00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:40.292
Hey guys.

827
00:37:43.330 --> 00:37:45.297
Dar, they're about to
start another yoga class.

828
00:37:45.401 --> 00:37:47.092
If you wanna join in.

829
00:37:47.195 --> 00:37:47.955
Not a chance.

830
00:37:49.094 --> 00:37:50.475
Where are you going?

831
00:37:50.578 --> 00:37:53.409
I am truly not sure if
there's enough alcohol

832
00:37:53.512 --> 00:37:54.548
for me to get through this
weekend,

833
00:37:54.651 --> 00:37:57.033
but I'm gonna go find out.

834
00:37:57.136 --> 00:37:58.586
Okay, sounds good.

835
00:38:00.830 --> 00:38:03.522
I should go fix this light
bulb.

836
00:38:05.697 --> 00:38:08.596
Travis, can we use the
fire pit that's up there?

837
00:38:08.700 --> 00:38:09.770
Oh, sure.

838
00:38:11.012 --> 00:38:14.740
I could come by around the
dark and get it going for you.

839
00:38:14.844 --> 00:38:15.914
Okay.

840
00:38:16.017 --> 00:38:17.536
Yeah, well then we'll see you
after dark.

841
00:38:24.716 --> 00:38:27.891
One's life is not measured
by the number of days,

842
00:38:30.342 --> 00:38:32.758
but by the number of breaths.

843
00:38:35.347 --> 00:38:36.728
Hey.

844
00:38:36.831 --> 00:38:38.419
Thanks for helping out this
weekend.

845
00:38:42.665 --> 00:38:45.253
Kali, you posted a video
81 and a half days ago

846
00:38:45.357 --> 00:38:46.807
that really, really spoke to me

847
00:38:46.910 --> 00:38:50.086
when you talked about how to
enter a field

848
00:38:50.189 --> 00:38:51.570
with peaceful intent.

849
00:38:51.674 --> 00:38:55.712
And I wanted you to know you
were.

850
00:38:55.816 --> 00:38:57.300
And I want you to know, a couple
weeks ago

851
00:38:57.404 --> 00:38:58.991
I actually entered a parking
lot,

852
00:38:59.095 --> 00:39:00.268
but like, I got out.

853
00:39:00.372 --> 00:39:01.511
That was me doing it.

854
00:39:01.615 --> 00:39:05.032
You know, that was
really, you know, I just,

855
00:39:05.135 --> 00:39:06.447
hey, have you tried Oh Crap?

856
00:39:06.551 --> 00:39:07.897
I don't know, I just feel like,

857
00:39:08.000 --> 00:39:11.210
and I mean, it's just, I
mean, it was a total accident.

858
00:39:11.314 --> 00:39:12.695
You know, had to go to the
bathroom.

859
00:39:12.798 --> 00:39:15.249
I fell in the feces and it would
just,

860
00:39:15.353 --> 00:39:16.215
I just think.

861
00:39:16.319 --> 00:39:17.734
The pores felt open.

862
00:39:17.838 --> 00:39:19.322
And your pores, well, they're
open,

863
00:39:19.426 --> 00:39:20.737
but I mean, like, Oh Crap.

864
00:39:20.841 --> 00:39:23.706
Your heart is so open and your
pores,

865
00:39:23.809 --> 00:39:26.743
I mean, your skin's amazing,
but your pore you, you just,

866
00:39:27.848 --> 00:39:29.677
I just really need a moment of
solitude.

867
00:39:43.450 --> 00:39:45.175
Hey, it's okay.

868
00:39:46.694 --> 00:39:47.454
Sorry.

869
00:39:48.386 --> 00:39:49.248
It's fine.

870
00:39:49.352 --> 00:39:50.146
She just needed a second.

871
00:39:50.249 --> 00:39:51.009
It's not anything personal.

872
00:39:51.112 --> 00:39:52.182
You're good.

873
00:39:52.286 --> 00:39:53.045
- You're good.
- She didn't like it.

874
00:39:53.149 --> 00:39:53.943
She doesn't like it.

875
00:39:55.323 --> 00:39:56.324
No, she does.

876
00:39:56.428 --> 00:39:57.118
Yeah, she hasn't even tried
it.

877
00:39:57.222 --> 00:39:58.016
You're good.

878
00:39:58.119 --> 00:39:58.948
Yeah.

879
00:39:59.051 --> 00:40:00.432
How was yoga?

880
00:40:00.536 --> 00:40:02.710
Oh, don't say it like that.

881
00:40:02.814 --> 00:40:03.470
Like what?

882
00:40:04.367 --> 00:40:05.368
Nevermind.

883
00:40:05.472 --> 00:40:08.302
How was your urgent phone call?

884
00:40:08.406 --> 00:40:09.786
Ah, just work stuff, no
biggie.

885
00:40:11.926 --> 00:40:14.308
Why are you so uncomfortable
with being honest?

886
00:40:14.412 --> 00:40:16.344
I'm not uncomfortable.

887
00:40:16.448 --> 00:40:18.381
Did Kali say something?

888
00:40:18.485 --> 00:40:20.556
Did that phone call
have anything to do with

889
00:40:20.659 --> 00:40:22.627
why you didn't think you'd
make it this weekend?

890
00:40:22.730 --> 00:40:24.974
Em, I said, I don't wanna talk
about it.

891
00:40:25.077 --> 00:40:28.978
If you don't express
yourself, it'll just fester.

892
00:40:29.081 --> 00:40:29.944
Yeah, ditto.

893
00:40:39.298 --> 00:40:43.164
Breathe in and breathe out.

894
00:40:47.548 --> 00:40:49.757
Thank you for trusting me
with your practice today.

895
00:40:51.069 --> 00:40:54.072
And as you go out into
the world, ask yourself,

896
00:40:55.970 --> 00:40:56.868
"Who am I?"

897
00:40:58.594 --> 00:40:59.940
Drop a comment below.

898
00:41:00.941 --> 00:41:04.047
Love to yourself and to others.

899
00:41:06.464 --> 00:41:07.188
Namaste.

900
00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:53.338
This is good.

901
00:41:53.441 --> 00:41:54.581
It's good energy.

902
00:41:54.684 --> 00:41:57.238
We're we're gonna eat this
delicious meal

903
00:41:57.342 --> 00:41:59.206
made by our good buddy.

904
00:42:01.449 --> 00:42:03.521
Oh, no thank you, I'm fasting.

905
00:42:03.624 --> 00:42:04.660
Yep, okay.

906
00:42:06.213 --> 00:42:08.249
I can't imagine it's gonna
be that fun to watch us eat.

907
00:42:08.353 --> 00:42:10.528
I'm very disciplined.

908
00:42:10.631 --> 00:42:11.321
Of course.

909
00:42:12.495 --> 00:42:14.980
Well, shall I?

910
00:42:15.084 --> 00:42:16.775
- Well.
- Yeah, let's cheers.

911
00:42:16.879 --> 00:42:20.158
There are good ships and cruise
ships

912
00:42:20.261 --> 00:42:21.987
and ships that sail to sea.

913
00:42:22.091 --> 00:42:23.713
And the best ships are
friendships,

914
00:42:23.817 --> 00:42:25.646
- some may be all we need.
- And cheers to Kali

915
00:42:25.750 --> 00:42:27.855
for being here and being so
amazing.

916
00:42:27.959 --> 00:42:28.511
Thank you.

917
00:42:28.615 --> 00:42:29.408
Mm-hmm.

918
00:42:29.512 --> 00:42:30.306
Sure.

919
00:42:30.409 --> 00:42:31.825
Okay, very, yeah.

920
00:42:33.205 --> 00:42:37.727
So, I made the salad
even though I hate salad.

921
00:42:38.659 --> 00:42:40.074
I'm so excited for wings.

922
00:42:41.386 --> 00:42:42.801
Thank you.

923
00:42:42.905 --> 00:42:44.389
Leggy, is this like a recipe

924
00:42:44.492 --> 00:42:46.287
you followed from a cookbook or?

925
00:42:46.391 --> 00:42:47.323
I made it up.

926
00:42:47.426 --> 00:42:48.151
Oh.

927
00:42:49.877 --> 00:42:51.948
I once ate chicken wings on a
first date

928
00:42:52.052 --> 00:42:53.398
and everyone thought that
was like really brave

929
00:42:53.501 --> 00:42:54.744
and I just did it.

930
00:42:54.848 --> 00:42:55.642
- Wow.
- That is.

931
00:42:55.745 --> 00:42:57.229
I don't know about brave.

932
00:42:57.333 --> 00:42:58.472
It's a bold choice.

933
00:43:01.026 --> 00:43:03.097
Would you go on
a second date with me?

934
00:43:03.201 --> 00:43:05.790
I would definitely go
on a second date with you.

935
00:43:05.893 --> 00:43:07.861
Wow, that is, did you crack that
bone?

936
00:43:07.964 --> 00:43:09.345
All right, I'm gonna try it.

937
00:43:12.141 --> 00:43:13.280
It's okay.

938
00:43:13.383 --> 00:43:14.902
It's just, actually, can
I have the green beans?

939
00:43:15.006 --> 00:43:15.662
That's asparagus.

940
00:43:15.765 --> 00:43:16.870
Oh, asparagus.

941
00:43:26.327 --> 00:43:27.087
Oh, don't sniff it.

942
00:43:27.190 --> 00:43:29.192
Don't want you getting all
tempted.

943
00:44:58.592 --> 00:45:01.664
- So fleshy?
- Who wanted that?

944
00:45:01.768 --> 00:45:02.769
Excuse me.

945
00:45:08.015 --> 00:45:09.672
Guess she wasn't that
disciplined.

946
00:45:09.776 --> 00:45:11.743
I mean, what the fuck was that
about?

947
00:45:11.847 --> 00:45:13.503
Because fasting is also not
fun.

948
00:45:36.941 --> 00:45:39.391
So I think the
fire's just about set.

949
00:45:39.495 --> 00:45:40.254
Looks pretty.

950
00:45:40.358 --> 00:45:40.910
It's beautiful.

951
00:45:41.014 --> 00:45:42.567
That's about it.

952
00:45:42.670 --> 00:45:44.327
You ladies have a good night
now.

953
00:45:44.431 --> 00:45:45.501
Okay, thank you, Travis.

954
00:45:45.604 --> 00:45:46.433
Good night.

955
00:45:46.536 --> 00:45:47.641
You should stay.

956
00:45:47.745 --> 00:45:49.091
I don't mind, it's rough.

957
00:45:49.194 --> 00:45:51.576
Shut up, just stay, it's a
party.

958
00:45:51.679 --> 00:45:53.095
Stay, stay.

959
00:45:53.198 --> 00:45:54.303
Does anyone play guitar?

960
00:45:54.406 --> 00:45:55.614
Ooh.

961
00:45:55.718 --> 00:45:56.546
Kali, Kali right.

962
00:45:56.650 --> 00:45:58.134
I can play the sitar.

963
00:45:58.238 --> 00:46:01.482
Oh, sitar shucks, we left that
at home.

964
00:46:01.586 --> 00:46:04.140
Okay, guitar, Travis?

965
00:46:04.244 --> 00:46:05.038
Sorta.

966
00:46:05.141 --> 00:46:06.764
Oh my gosh play, "MMMBop."

967
00:46:06.867 --> 00:46:07.557
Oh, "Orion" by Metallica.

968
00:46:10.940 --> 00:46:12.390
Guys, what do you think?

969
00:46:12.493 --> 00:46:14.081
"Orion" by Metallica, or?

970
00:46:14.185 --> 00:46:15.738
Play us "Run the Game."

971
00:46:15.842 --> 00:46:17.913
Wow, we are really winning.

972
00:46:18.016 --> 00:46:18.879
Can you play any Dylan?

973
00:46:18.983 --> 00:46:22.158
Legally, no, but

974
00:46:22.262 --> 00:46:24.402
What about, "Neutral Milk
Hotel?"

975
00:46:24.505 --> 00:46:25.506
What?

976
00:46:25.610 --> 00:46:28.026
"Neutral Milk Hotel?"

977
00:46:28.130 --> 00:46:29.959
What's so weird about that?

978
00:46:30.063 --> 00:46:32.548
Well, it's a little serious

979
00:46:32.651 --> 00:46:34.688
- and shitty.
- It's dark.

980
00:46:36.276 --> 00:46:38.312
Leg, I mean, come on,
it's just a little weird

981
00:46:38.416 --> 00:46:41.522
you wanna listen to the
song about Anne Frank

982
00:46:41.626 --> 00:46:42.661
at my bachelorette weekend?

983
00:46:42.765 --> 00:46:43.835
Well, why?

984
00:46:47.977 --> 00:46:49.082
It's a little depressing.

985
00:46:49.185 --> 00:46:51.049
Yeah, it's just like.

986
00:46:52.499 --> 00:46:57.262
Yeah, we just, we love
you for who you are inside.

987
00:46:58.954 --> 00:47:00.438
And who is that?

988
00:47:00.541 --> 00:47:04.925
Oh, you're the one who
reminds us to have a good time.

989
00:47:08.239 --> 00:47:09.412
Cool.

990
00:47:09.516 --> 00:47:11.759
That's all you guys ever
really think of me, right.

991
00:47:11.863 --> 00:47:13.209
The party girl who used to boof

992
00:47:13.313 --> 00:47:15.108
at the sick, high rush parties.

993
00:47:15.211 --> 00:47:16.523
- It was awesome, yeah.
- Yeah.

994
00:47:17.938 --> 00:47:19.595
What?

995
00:47:19.698 --> 00:47:22.494
I am so sick and tired of you
guys not taking me seriously.

996
00:47:24.393 --> 00:47:27.120
Like, you know, I have
like a very legit job now

997
00:47:27.223 --> 00:47:28.569
and I'm doing really well.

998
00:47:28.673 --> 00:47:31.331
And I have to be organized
and responsible and clever

999
00:47:31.434 --> 00:47:31.952
and I'm really fucking

1000
00:47:32.056 --> 00:47:32.815
good at it.

1001
00:47:32.919 --> 00:47:33.989
You are.

1002
00:47:34.092 --> 00:47:34.886
And I'm sorry, I just wanted
to have

1003
00:47:34.990 --> 00:47:36.646
a fun weekend with my friends.

1004
00:47:40.547 --> 00:47:41.341
All right.

1005
00:47:41.444 --> 00:47:42.169
Okay.

1006
00:47:43.861 --> 00:47:44.896
I'm gonna go inside.

1007
00:47:45.000 --> 00:47:46.449
- Leggy.
- What?

1008
00:47:46.553 --> 00:47:47.657
No.

1009
00:47:47.761 --> 00:47:48.935
- Like he'll play it.
- Yeah.

1010
00:47:49.038 --> 00:47:50.212
Leggy we can play it.

1011
00:47:50.315 --> 00:47:52.800
It'll be like really mellow.

1012
00:47:52.904 --> 00:47:54.526
Actually, I think I
figured out the chords

1013
00:47:54.630 --> 00:47:57.115
to that one Dylan song.

1014
00:47:57.219 --> 00:47:58.806
We should probably go
make sure Allegra's okay.

1015
00:47:58.910 --> 00:47:59.635
Yeah.

1016
00:48:00.981 --> 00:48:01.948
Yeah, definitely.

1017
00:48:03.121 --> 00:48:05.744
Hey, can we try this again
tomorrow?

1018
00:48:05.848 --> 00:48:06.780
I'll see you at dark?

1019
00:48:06.884 --> 00:48:08.333
Yeah, I'll see you Travis.

1020
00:48:10.646 --> 00:48:11.371
Ugh.

1021
00:48:20.759 --> 00:48:22.071
It looks like it's just you.

1022
00:48:26.006 --> 00:48:28.906
I guess I'll go fuck myself.

1023
00:48:31.356 --> 00:48:34.325
Your body is made up of 80% of
water.

1024
00:48:34.428 --> 00:48:38.846
We should only be ingesting
water-based molecules

1025
00:48:38.950 --> 00:48:41.056
and plant-based proteins.

1026
00:48:42.298 --> 00:48:45.370
Having meat is murder.

1027
00:48:46.993 --> 00:48:51.411
Would you eat your family dog?

1028
00:48:52.895 --> 00:48:54.483
No.

1029
00:48:54.586 --> 00:48:58.625
Would you take your family's
animals

1030
00:49:00.351 --> 00:49:03.664
and brutally turn them inside
out, shredding them to pieces,

1031
00:49:03.768 --> 00:49:06.805
ripping off their hair,
taking out their insides

1032
00:49:06.909 --> 00:49:08.566
and serving it on a plate?

1033
00:49:10.533 --> 00:49:13.502
Is just the same as if
you were to eat a human.

1034
00:49:15.607 --> 00:49:19.715
Or your cat, would you rip
the heart out of your pet cat?

1035
00:49:21.751 --> 00:49:22.683
Would you eat it?

1036
00:49:25.376 --> 00:49:27.619
But you sat there and
you ate that chicken?

1037
00:49:33.625 --> 00:49:35.386
Never thought of it like that
before.

1038
00:49:39.252 --> 00:49:40.322
Maybe I'll go vegan.

1039
00:49:43.635 --> 00:49:48.537
Well, as much as I love
being traumatically shamed

1040
00:49:49.055 --> 00:49:51.367
for eating meat, I'm gonna go to
bed.

1041
00:49:51.471 --> 00:49:55.302
Leggy, I'm really sorry
about teasing you from before.

1042
00:49:55.406 --> 00:49:56.200
It's okay.

1043
00:49:56.303 --> 00:49:59.099
Yeah, we're so sorry.

1044
00:49:59.203 --> 00:50:00.411
And we know you're not a party
girl

1045
00:50:00.514 --> 00:50:02.482
like a hundred percent of the
time.

1046
00:50:04.656 --> 00:50:06.313
Goodnight.

1047
00:50:06.417 --> 00:50:07.245
Goodnight.

1048
00:50:12.768 --> 00:50:14.666
God, I forgot how sensitive
she can be.

1049
00:50:14.770 --> 00:50:17.014
Aw, it's been a while

1050
00:50:17.117 --> 00:50:18.601
since we've all been together
like this.

1051
00:50:18.705 --> 00:50:23.537
You know, I think tensions,
emotions are just running high.

1052
00:50:23.641 --> 00:50:24.883
Yeah.

1053
00:50:24.987 --> 00:50:26.678
No, you're right, Dar.

1054
00:50:26.782 --> 00:50:29.440
But I'm just surprised you
went to bed so early though.

1055
00:50:29.543 --> 00:50:30.682
That's crazy.

1056
00:50:30.786 --> 00:50:33.375
I don't know, it's kinda late.

1057
00:50:33.478 --> 00:50:36.654
Maybe we should all go to
bed and just get some sleep.

1058
00:50:36.757 --> 00:50:37.724
Fresh start tomorrow.

1059
00:50:38.897 --> 00:50:40.071
I'm not tired.

1060
00:50:40.175 --> 00:50:40.830
Me neither.

1061
00:50:42.591 --> 00:50:45.594
Yeah, Dar, you just go
on and go to bed, yeah.

1062
00:50:47.803 --> 00:50:50.116
I can stay up with you guys.

1063
00:50:50.219 --> 00:50:52.118
No, no, I mean you should get

1064
00:50:52.221 --> 00:50:54.465
some really good sleep tonight.

1065
00:50:54.568 --> 00:50:57.675
And like you were saying,
emotions are running so high

1066
00:50:57.778 --> 00:51:01.058
and yeah, go on.

1067
00:51:02.473 --> 00:51:03.853
Okay.

1068
00:51:03.957 --> 00:51:05.821
Don't stay up too late.

1069
00:51:06.925 --> 00:51:09.376
Okay wait, so beeswax.

1070
00:51:09.480 --> 00:51:10.757
Mm-hmm.

1071
00:51:10.860 --> 00:51:13.484
That's something like
absolutely stay away from.

1072
00:51:13.587 --> 00:51:14.554
That's murder.

1073
00:51:15.831 --> 00:51:20.422
♪ She's got a style that
most girls would kill for ♪

1074
00:51:21.388 --> 00:51:24.805
♪ A delicious disaster

1075
00:51:27.394 --> 00:51:32.158
♪ The kind of girl that
most guys would dream of ♪

1076
00:51:32.813 --> 00:51:35.851
♪ Too good to go after

1077
00:51:38.302 --> 00:51:43.203
♪ Ain't gotta try, she's a
natural ♪

1078
00:51:43.548 --> 00:51:45.688
♪ She's stays so balanced ♪

1079
00:51:45.792 --> 00:51:49.209
♪ Well time will tell

1080
00:51:49.313 --> 00:51:51.867
♪ If you try to cut her down

1081
00:51:51.970 --> 00:51:54.697
♪ She's got the higher ground

1082
00:51:54.801 --> 00:51:59.633
♪ They're all just jealous
of how she does it ♪

1083
00:52:00.427 --> 00:52:03.258
♪ She's got a style that most
girls ♪

1084
00:52:14.096 --> 00:52:18.790
Never have I ever
not let someone do cocaine

1085
00:52:18.894 --> 00:52:20.309
out of my butt crack.

1086
00:52:20.413 --> 00:52:22.035
- So you have.
- Did, done.

1087
00:52:24.589 --> 00:52:26.281
Like I haven't not let them.

1088
00:52:26.384 --> 00:52:28.628
So every time they have to do
cocaine?

1089
00:52:28.731 --> 00:52:30.457
Just wanted to tell
us that you let someone.

1090
00:52:30.561 --> 00:52:32.321
I just wanted to tell you
guys.

1091
00:52:32.425 --> 00:52:34.151
Okay, so we all drink.

1092
00:52:34.254 --> 00:52:35.186
Why do we all drink?

1093
00:52:35.290 --> 00:52:36.256
I didn't do that.

1094
00:52:36.360 --> 00:52:37.844
The story of me doing Coke.

1095
00:52:37.947 --> 00:52:38.638
Well drink.

1096
00:52:38.741 --> 00:52:39.777
Okay.

1097
00:52:42.366 --> 00:52:43.160
You got me.

1098
00:52:43.263 --> 00:52:43.919
What the hell?

1099
00:52:44.989 --> 00:52:46.439
Was that a car door?

1100
00:52:46.542 --> 00:52:48.820
Leggy did say she had a
surprise.

1101
00:52:52.341 --> 00:52:53.963
No, that's never good.

1102
00:52:54.067 --> 00:52:54.826
- No.
- Yeah,

1103
00:52:54.930 --> 00:52:56.345
I think it's really good.

1104
00:52:57.622 --> 00:52:58.658
I wonder what it is.

1105
00:52:58.761 --> 00:53:00.522
You guys, there's like a cop
here.

1106
00:53:06.390 --> 00:53:07.529
I got a package,

1107
00:53:07.632 --> 00:53:10.704
I got a package for a woman
named Emily.

1108
00:53:11.912 --> 00:53:13.604
Is that you, Gucci queen?

1109
00:53:15.364 --> 00:53:16.710
No, this is really
embarrassing.

1110
00:53:16.814 --> 00:53:19.541
I am engaged to be married next
week.

1111
00:53:19.644 --> 00:53:20.369
Gucci queen.

1112
00:53:21.267 --> 00:53:22.854
Ooh.

1113
00:53:22.958 --> 00:53:24.822
This is a pretty big package.

1114
00:53:24.925 --> 00:53:26.789
You sure you can handle this?

1115
00:53:26.893 --> 00:53:27.687
Yes.

1116
00:53:27.790 --> 00:53:28.826
She'll be fine.

1117
00:53:30.207 --> 00:53:31.760
Do it, do it, I dare you.

1118
00:53:34.072 --> 00:53:37.835
- I told you no strippers.
- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

1119
00:53:37.938 --> 00:53:38.698
Boom.

1120
00:53:42.771 --> 00:53:44.082
Oh, come here.

1121
00:53:44.186 --> 00:53:46.223
Oh yeah, it's really hot in
here.

1122
00:53:55.093 --> 00:53:55.991
Oh, no, no.

1123
00:53:57.993 --> 00:53:59.408
What is going on here?

1124
00:54:01.445 --> 00:54:03.240
I know you've been trying
to stamp on the party,

1125
00:54:03.343 --> 00:54:05.449
but the party train is full
steam ahead.

1126
00:54:06.381 --> 00:54:07.382
I'm the captain.

1127
00:54:07.485 --> 00:54:09.556
Chugga, chugga choo, choo.

1128
00:54:11.317 --> 00:54:13.042
You know you can touch
it, you can look at it.

1129
00:54:16.287 --> 00:54:17.599
Chugga, chugga, chugga.

1130
00:54:20.429 --> 00:54:21.913
It's just a little harmless
fun.

1131
00:54:23.121 --> 00:54:24.709
Fun?

1132
00:54:24.813 --> 00:54:26.711
This is supposed to be fun for
you?

1133
00:54:26.815 --> 00:54:29.300
Okay bitch, you're
really killing the vibe.

1134
00:54:54.498 --> 00:54:56.051
You all act like you wanna be
better,

1135
00:54:57.639 --> 00:55:02.126
but you don't really, you
just do whatever you wanna do,

1136
00:55:02.229 --> 00:55:04.370
no consequences.

1137
00:55:04.473 --> 00:55:06.820
God, this is a bachelorette
weekend.

1138
00:55:06.924 --> 00:55:08.926
You should have known
what you signed up for.

1139
00:55:09.029 --> 00:55:11.825
All you do is sit around
and just like judge us

1140
00:55:11.929 --> 00:55:13.655
and make us feel like
we're not good enough,

1141
00:55:13.758 --> 00:55:16.071
and we are.

1142
00:55:16.174 --> 00:55:17.417
You're not.

1143
00:55:25.391 --> 00:55:27.254
- Go, go, go, go, go.
- Go, go, go, go, go.

1144
00:55:27.358 --> 00:55:29.084
Drink it, touch it.

1145
00:56:40.673 --> 00:56:42.019
Hey, can I sit?

1146
00:56:43.986 --> 00:56:45.298
Go for it.

1147
00:56:57.172 --> 00:56:58.932
They're not coming out here?

1148
00:56:59.036 --> 00:57:00.417
Nope.

1149
00:57:00.520 --> 00:57:03.903
They've got enough
entertainment up in there.

1150
00:57:08.804 --> 00:57:11.566
I've never met my followers in
real life.

1151
00:57:11.669 --> 00:57:13.533
Did you think they're all like
this?

1152
00:57:13.637 --> 00:57:15.121
Like what?

1153
00:57:15.224 --> 00:57:16.191
Basic bitches.

1154
00:57:16.294 --> 00:57:20.195
They're not basic bitches,

1155
00:57:20.298 --> 00:57:22.680
they're interesting.

1156
00:57:24.751 --> 00:57:26.788
One of them got a pass now.

1157
00:57:28.445 --> 00:57:33.380
Travis, they're repulsed by
you.

1158
00:57:33.484 --> 00:57:35.141
- Not Darcy.
- Don't Travis.

1159
00:57:38.040 --> 00:57:39.317
What?

1160
00:57:39.421 --> 00:57:42.113
Oh, you stay away from her,
Travis.

1161
00:57:42.217 --> 00:57:44.357
I didn't tell her nothing.

1162
00:57:44.461 --> 00:57:46.566
Don't get any closer, I mean
it.

1163
00:58:00.960 --> 00:58:02.271
They got that guy up
there?

1164
00:58:03.997 --> 00:58:04.653
They sure do.

1165
00:58:06.448 --> 00:58:07.207
Why?

1166
00:58:08.312 --> 00:58:10.107
Does that bother you?

1167
00:58:11.695 --> 00:58:13.213
I don't like it.

1168
00:58:13.317 --> 00:58:14.801
It's filthy.

1169
00:58:14.905 --> 00:58:17.528
Those women, they're disgusting.

1170
00:58:17.632 --> 00:58:18.564
Disgusting.

1171
00:58:19.565 --> 00:58:22.568
Oh, Travis,

1172
00:58:23.638 --> 00:58:24.984
you said it yourself,

1173
00:58:26.261 --> 00:58:28.574
they're up there having
the time or their lives,

1174
00:58:28.677 --> 00:58:31.646
paying someone to act interested
in them.

1175
00:58:41.552 --> 00:58:43.830
Darcy's kind of the worst of
all, huh.

1176
00:58:47.006 --> 00:58:49.111
I think I saw him ratting
on her before I left.

1177
00:58:51.182 --> 00:58:53.702
Why did you bring them
to the house anyway?

1178
00:58:53.806 --> 00:58:55.117
What do you need my help with?

1179
00:58:56.981 --> 00:58:59.121
I asked you here to help me

1180
00:59:00.364 --> 00:59:02.159
and I know you'll and
I need you, all right.

1181
00:59:06.094 --> 00:59:07.682
You think they even
know that I'm your brother?

1182
00:59:07.785 --> 00:59:09.304
Oh, don't worry about it,
Travis.

1183
00:59:10.685 --> 00:59:11.893
It's just better that way.

1184
00:59:15.897 --> 00:59:17.830
Which one of them's got
them brass knuckles?

1185
00:59:42.164 --> 00:59:43.718
Oh my God.

1186
01:00:18.338 --> 01:00:19.339
Okay.

1187
01:00:19.443 --> 01:00:21.134
Hey, get up.

1188
01:00:21.238 --> 01:00:21.963
Okay.

1189
01:00:25.207 --> 01:00:26.070
Okay.

1190
01:00:26.174 --> 01:00:27.485
- Wake up.
- No.

1191
01:00:27.589 --> 01:00:28.659
No, fuck off.

1192
01:00:29.556 --> 01:00:30.247
It's early, stop

1193
01:00:30.350 --> 01:00:31.524
Please.

1194
01:00:31.628 --> 01:00:33.077
No, shut up.

1195
01:00:33.181 --> 01:00:33.940
Okay.

1196
01:00:35.355 --> 01:00:36.563
I will do it.

1197
01:00:38.220 --> 01:00:38.911
Get up.

1198
01:00:39.014 --> 01:00:40.637
Leggy, where's the guy?

1199
01:00:40.740 --> 01:00:41.568
Travis?

1200
01:00:41.672 --> 01:00:42.569
Fuck if I know.

1201
01:00:42.673 --> 01:00:43.674
No, the stripper guy.

1202
01:00:43.778 --> 01:00:44.641
He has a name.

1203
01:00:44.744 --> 01:00:46.228
What's his name?

1204
01:00:46.332 --> 01:00:47.264
I don't know.

1205
01:00:47.367 --> 01:00:48.196
Classy.

1206
01:00:48.299 --> 01:00:49.059
Shut up.

1207
01:00:49.162 --> 01:00:49.680
No, you shut up.

1208
01:00:49.784 --> 01:00:50.647
Where is he?

1209
01:00:50.750 --> 01:00:52.096
I don't know.

1210
01:00:52.200 --> 01:00:53.580
He probably went back from
wherever he came from.

1211
01:00:53.684 --> 01:00:54.581
Yeah.

1212
01:00:54.685 --> 01:00:55.410
Well his car is still here.

1213
01:00:55.513 --> 01:00:56.480
Car is still here?

1214
01:00:56.583 --> 01:00:57.584
Yes, it's in the
driveway.

1215
01:00:57.688 --> 01:00:58.344
He's in the driveway.

1216
01:01:00.001 --> 01:01:02.210
Did I miss the sun salutation?

1217
01:01:02.313 --> 01:01:05.385
All right, everybody, we're
getting up.

1218
01:01:05.489 --> 01:01:07.422
We are searching the house.

1219
01:01:07.525 --> 01:01:09.355
We are gonna find this stripper.

1220
01:01:09.458 --> 01:01:10.805
We gotta search the whole house.

1221
01:01:10.908 --> 01:01:13.739
Emily you watch way too
many of those crime shows.

1222
01:01:13.842 --> 01:01:16.051
Thank God someone does.

1223
01:01:16.155 --> 01:01:18.088
And if there's one thing I've
learned

1224
01:01:18.191 --> 01:01:20.780
is that people wait too
long to do something.

1225
01:01:20.884 --> 01:01:22.817
And if your gut tells
you something's wrong,

1226
01:01:22.920 --> 01:01:24.473
you have to act on it.

1227
01:01:24.577 --> 01:01:27.131
But what if yours is the
only gut with a problem?

1228
01:01:27.235 --> 01:01:29.202
I don't think she is the
only gut with a problem.

1229
01:01:29.306 --> 01:01:30.756
Okay, ew, disgusting.

1230
01:01:30.859 --> 01:01:32.412
Don't make
me pull the bride card.

1231
01:01:32.516 --> 01:01:34.518
No, well what about Kali?

1232
01:01:34.621 --> 01:01:35.553
- She pulled the card.
- Get up.

1233
01:01:35.657 --> 01:01:37.901
Where is that bitch?

1234
01:01:38.004 --> 01:01:39.488
- Okay, please.
- She's probably meditating.

1235
01:01:39.592 --> 01:01:40.938
Okay, be careful.

1236
01:01:41.042 --> 01:01:42.871
Text me when you get there.

1237
01:01:42.975 --> 01:01:45.805
I'm so tired right now.

1238
01:01:45.909 --> 01:01:48.256
I know, it feels like
they really need you.

1239
01:01:48.359 --> 01:01:49.119
I know.

1240
01:01:51.224 --> 01:01:51.880
Okay.

1241
01:01:51.984 --> 01:01:52.674
Okay.

1242
01:01:52.778 --> 01:01:54.193
All right.

1243
01:01:54.296 --> 01:01:55.263
I can do this.

1244
01:01:55.366 --> 01:01:56.471
You should go.

1245
01:01:56.574 --> 01:01:57.403
Who are you?

1246
01:02:01.959 --> 01:02:02.684
No, not in there?

1247
01:02:02.788 --> 01:02:03.512
Next go.

1248
01:02:06.861 --> 01:02:08.276
Not in here.

1249
01:02:08.379 --> 01:02:09.449
All right.

1250
01:02:09.553 --> 01:02:10.899
Kali, are you in here?

1251
01:02:11.003 --> 01:02:11.624
- I'm going in.
- Calm down.

1252
01:02:11.728 --> 01:02:13.315
I'm going in.

1253
01:02:13.419 --> 01:02:15.904
Okay, well no, let's just
maybe knock one more time.

1254
01:02:16.008 --> 01:02:17.492
Kali, Kali, Kali, Kali, Kali.

1255
01:02:17.595 --> 01:02:18.355
Fuck it.

1256
01:02:19.666 --> 01:02:21.185
- Ooh.
- Please don't touch anything.

1257
01:02:21.289 --> 01:02:22.842
- Okay.
- Love it.

1258
01:02:22.946 --> 01:02:24.361
Should we check the closet?

1259
01:02:24.464 --> 01:02:26.121
No, I'm not a psychopath.

1260
01:02:26.225 --> 01:02:27.226
What do you think she does with
this?

1261
01:02:27.329 --> 01:02:28.158
Just, oh my God.

1262
01:02:28.261 --> 01:02:28.917
Put that down.

1263
01:02:29.021 --> 01:02:29.884
I don't want her to see it.

1264
01:02:30.712 --> 01:02:31.575
Whoa.

1265
01:02:31.678 --> 01:02:32.852
- That is a.
- By all means,

1266
01:02:32.956 --> 01:02:34.578
please continue to go
in my personal space.

1267
01:02:34.681 --> 01:02:36.028
Oh my God, I'm so sorry, Kali,

1268
01:02:36.131 --> 01:02:37.408
we're just, we're here

1269
01:02:37.512 --> 01:02:40.377
because the stripper from
last night is missing.

1270
01:02:40.480 --> 01:02:41.240
Missing.

1271
01:02:41.343 --> 01:02:42.241
Yeah.

1272
01:02:42.344 --> 01:02:44.622
So his car is here, but he is
gone.

1273
01:02:44.726 --> 01:02:46.417
And on the, "Chilling Killings
of Duluth"

1274
01:02:46.521 --> 01:02:49.386
there was this guy, he was
a prostitute and he also.

1275
01:02:49.489 --> 01:02:51.043
That's not the same thing.

1276
01:02:51.146 --> 01:02:52.941
Okay, he was a prostitute and
he went missing the next day

1277
01:02:53.045 --> 01:02:54.149
and he didn't return.

1278
01:02:54.253 --> 01:02:55.357
And it just like has really
freaked out

1279
01:02:55.461 --> 01:02:56.531
- and we trying to figure out.
- Maybe we can do

1280
01:02:56.634 --> 01:02:58.360
some meditation.

1281
01:02:58.464 --> 01:02:59.499
Yeah, that'll find him.

1282
01:03:04.263 --> 01:03:05.678
Okay.

1283
01:03:05.782 --> 01:03:06.506
Okay.

1284
01:03:09.199 --> 01:03:10.683
So sorry.

1285
01:03:10.787 --> 01:03:12.029
I really am so sorry.

1286
01:03:13.272 --> 01:03:14.514
I told her not to touch it.

1287
01:03:20.451 --> 01:03:22.143
Basic bitches.

1288
01:03:22.246 --> 01:03:24.870
I feel like absolute shit.

1289
01:03:24.973 --> 01:03:26.112
Yeah, you're not looking that
great.

1290
01:03:26.216 --> 01:03:27.804
Did she make you check the
closets?

1291
01:03:27.907 --> 01:03:29.391
No, I'm not a psychopath.

1292
01:03:29.495 --> 01:03:30.876
Thank you.

1293
01:03:30.979 --> 01:03:32.636
Okay ladies, listen up.

1294
01:03:32.739 --> 01:03:35.156
We have a missing person on our
hands.

1295
01:03:35.259 --> 01:03:36.847
Yep and we gotta think of
something.

1296
01:03:36.951 --> 01:03:38.124
We have to think of something.

1297
01:03:38.228 --> 01:03:39.539
Okay.

1298
01:03:39.643 --> 01:03:40.540
I have an idea.

1299
01:03:40.644 --> 01:03:41.403
- What?
- I have an idea.

1300
01:03:41.507 --> 01:03:42.163
Share it with us.

1301
01:03:42.266 --> 01:03:43.026
Do you have pictures of him?

1302
01:03:43.129 --> 01:03:44.199
Yeah, on Craigslist.

1303
01:03:44.303 --> 01:03:45.200
Great, great.

1304
01:03:46.305 --> 01:03:50.309
So what if we made lost stripper
posters

1305
01:03:50.412 --> 01:03:51.620
and we hung them around?

1306
01:03:52.587 --> 01:03:53.691
What?

1307
01:03:53.795 --> 01:03:55.383
Wait, you're not joking?

1308
01:03:55.486 --> 01:03:56.625
No.

1309
01:03:56.729 --> 01:03:58.904
- Why are you marketing?
- Oh my gosh.

1310
01:03:59.007 --> 01:04:00.767
I feel like people would
think that was a joke?

1311
01:04:00.871 --> 01:04:01.734
No.

1312
01:04:01.838 --> 01:04:03.080
And make him look legit.

1313
01:04:03.184 --> 01:04:04.530
Honey, I'm not gonna knock a
good idea.

1314
01:04:04.633 --> 01:04:05.634
But that's not a good idea.

1315
01:04:05.738 --> 01:04:06.773
What if he's like in the woods,

1316
01:04:06.877 --> 01:04:08.154
we're gonna like hang him in the
woods?

1317
01:04:08.258 --> 01:04:09.949
He probably just went
out for a nice stroll

1318
01:04:10.053 --> 01:04:10.847
and he'll be back.

1319
01:04:10.950 --> 01:04:11.640
He'll be back.

1320
01:04:11.744 --> 01:04:13.159
Yeah.

1321
01:04:13.263 --> 01:04:14.505
And you all were flying
high as a kite last night.

1322
01:04:14.609 --> 01:04:15.852
So you're not one to talk.

1323
01:04:15.955 --> 01:04:17.405
You have a literal dick
on your face right now.

1324
01:04:17.508 --> 01:04:18.924
Guys, there's a
potential kidnapper on the loose.

1325
01:04:19.027 --> 01:04:19.925
- Do I have a dick on my face?
- Emily,

1326
01:04:20.028 --> 01:04:20.857
that doesn't even make any
sense.

1327
01:04:20.960 --> 01:04:21.754
Yeah, you do, it's fine.

1328
01:04:21.858 --> 01:04:23.307
We have to do something, okay.

1329
01:04:23.411 --> 01:04:26.414
We can't just let poor, what's
his name, out in the woods,

1330
01:04:26.517 --> 01:04:29.244
maybe by himself getting chopped
up.

1331
01:04:29.348 --> 01:04:30.038
What you wanna do, call the
cops?

1332
01:04:30.142 --> 01:04:30.797
Yeah, I already did.

1333
01:04:30.901 --> 01:04:32.661
- What?
- What?

1334
01:04:32.765 --> 01:04:34.422
And fun fact about that is
that

1335
01:04:34.525 --> 01:04:37.287
even though the service sucks
out here,

1336
01:04:37.390 --> 01:04:40.773
a call to 911 without signal
is routed as a distress call.

1337
01:04:40.877 --> 01:04:41.843
To the nearest tower.

1338
01:04:41.947 --> 01:04:44.673
You are actually insane.

1339
01:04:44.777 --> 01:04:45.916
We have too much stuff here.

1340
01:04:46.020 --> 01:04:47.297
We can't have a cops show up.

1341
01:04:47.400 --> 01:04:48.608
Okay, well maybe you
should have thought of that

1342
01:04:48.712 --> 01:04:51.542
before bringing drugs to
my bachelorette weekend.

1343
01:04:51.646 --> 01:04:52.819
I didn't bring drugs.

1344
01:04:52.923 --> 01:04:54.960
All right Emily, just call
them back

1345
01:04:55.063 --> 01:04:56.478
and tell them we don't need them
okay.

1346
01:04:56.582 --> 01:04:58.342
Just call them back.

1347
01:04:59.723 --> 01:05:00.931
Fuck, hide the drugs.

1348
01:05:05.867 --> 01:05:07.524
Hello ma'am.

1349
01:05:07.627 --> 01:05:09.250
We got a call about a missing
person.

1350
01:05:09.353 --> 01:05:10.907
Yes, we're looking for a cop.

1351
01:05:11.010 --> 01:05:12.460
Well, good news.

1352
01:05:12.563 --> 01:05:13.254
I am a cop.

1353
01:05:13.357 --> 01:05:16.326
Not a cop, a UPS employee.

1354
01:05:16.429 --> 01:05:17.568
- Right.
- What?

1355
01:05:17.672 --> 01:05:18.638
Technically I think I
think more of a mailman.

1356
01:05:18.742 --> 01:05:19.639
Really?

1357
01:05:19.743 --> 01:05:21.020
- He was.
- Okay, okay.

1358
01:05:21.124 --> 01:05:23.505
Let's play a little game
called want of you speak.

1359
01:05:23.609 --> 01:05:24.644
Who placed the call?

1360
01:05:24.748 --> 01:05:25.576
That would be me.

1361
01:05:27.337 --> 01:05:30.685
So officer, we met a man last
night who's now gone missing?

1362
01:05:30.788 --> 01:05:33.308
How long has this man you
met last night gone missing?

1363
01:05:34.861 --> 01:05:39.038
Well, somewhere between
the hours of four and six.

1364
01:05:39.142 --> 01:05:40.971
Mm, somewhere between
the hours of four and six,

1365
01:05:41.075 --> 01:05:42.869
every other Tuesday, my wife
goes missing,

1366
01:05:42.973 --> 01:05:45.182
and she's not really
missing, she's at a hotel

1367
01:05:45.286 --> 01:05:47.046
and the parking lot smells like
urine

1368
01:05:47.150 --> 01:05:48.703
and the swimming pool
smells like second chances,

1369
01:05:48.806 --> 01:05:50.015
so I'm told.

1370
01:05:50.118 --> 01:05:50.912
Do you think he's there?

1371
01:05:51.016 --> 01:05:52.638
What?

1372
01:05:52.741 --> 01:05:53.880
Look, here's the way it rolls
in a small town like this.

1373
01:05:53.984 --> 01:05:56.297
I need 48 hours, that's two
days,

1374
01:05:56.400 --> 01:05:58.782
see, we have an education system
too,

1375
01:05:58.885 --> 01:06:01.302
to report anyone as a missing
person.

1376
01:06:01.405 --> 01:06:03.614
So gimme two days and
then I can do my job.

1377
01:06:03.718 --> 01:06:04.650
That just seems like a really
long time.

1378
01:06:04.753 --> 01:06:05.927
Yeah, I mean.

1379
01:06:06.031 --> 01:06:07.308
And he's gone now and you
know.

1380
01:06:07.411 --> 01:06:08.930
- Yeah officer, his car.
- Look, I can

1381
01:06:09.034 --> 01:06:10.828
take down some information.

1382
01:06:10.932 --> 01:06:12.278
All right, let's do that

1383
01:06:12.382 --> 01:06:14.625
and then I'll file a Missing
Person Report two days.

1384
01:06:14.729 --> 01:06:15.799
But something you should know

1385
01:06:15.902 --> 01:06:18.560
is that his car is here but he
is not.

1386
01:06:18.664 --> 01:06:19.527
And that's the thing.

1387
01:06:19.630 --> 01:06:21.736
So, that's why we're freaked
out.

1388
01:06:21.839 --> 01:06:22.702
Yeah, his car's here.

1389
01:06:22.806 --> 01:06:23.600
- Okay.
- Can't find him.

1390
01:06:23.703 --> 01:06:25.119
Again, you know what?

1391
01:06:25.222 --> 01:06:27.052
I'll take some information
down, but I still need two days.

1392
01:06:27.155 --> 01:06:28.950
So just gimme some facts.

1393
01:06:29.054 --> 01:06:29.778
It's Bobby.

1394
01:06:29.882 --> 01:06:30.917
- Bobby.
- Bobby.

1395
01:06:31.021 --> 01:06:31.608
- I don't think that's right.
- Peter.

1396
01:06:31.711 --> 01:06:32.471
- Peter.
- Peter.

1397
01:06:32.574 --> 01:06:33.161
Peter, it's Peter.

1398
01:06:33.265 --> 01:06:34.542
Bobby, Peter.

1399
01:06:34.645 --> 01:06:35.129
Yeah I knew it is one
of the Farley brothers.

1400
01:06:35.232 --> 01:06:36.164
A stage name.

1401
01:06:36.268 --> 01:06:36.993
- Okay.
- What's a stage name?

1402
01:06:37.096 --> 01:06:38.028
He's about like this tall.

1403
01:06:38.132 --> 01:06:38.753
- About like.
- Shorter than you.

1404
01:06:38.856 --> 01:06:39.650
Six and a half inches.

1405
01:06:39.754 --> 01:06:40.789
Yeah, pretty average.

1406
01:06:40.893 --> 01:06:42.343
Completely hairless.

1407
01:06:42.446 --> 01:06:43.137
Like completely.

1408
01:06:43.240 --> 01:06:44.931
He was, he was totally.

1409
01:06:45.035 --> 01:06:46.209
Like his whole body was.

1410
01:06:46.312 --> 01:06:48.004
This is a personal
choice thing going on.

1411
01:06:48.107 --> 01:06:48.763
- Okay.
- You know.

1412
01:06:48.866 --> 01:06:49.591
His was too.

1413
01:06:49.695 --> 01:06:51.007
So yeah.

1414
01:06:51.110 --> 01:06:52.042
I'll go look around
for this Bobby, Peter

1415
01:06:52.146 --> 01:06:53.630
with no chest hair.

1416
01:06:53.733 --> 01:06:55.390
This is him.

1417
01:06:55.494 --> 01:06:56.564
Jesus Christ.

1418
01:06:56.667 --> 01:06:59.049
Ladies, does anybody go
to church in this group?

1419
01:07:05.366 --> 01:07:06.746
That was a lot of house.

1420
01:07:06.850 --> 01:07:07.678
It's okay, Emily.

1421
01:07:07.782 --> 01:07:08.679
He probably just wandered off.

1422
01:07:08.783 --> 01:07:09.749
I'm sure he'll come back.

1423
01:07:09.853 --> 01:07:11.165
I don't know.

1424
01:07:11.268 --> 01:07:12.373
Maybe Emily's right, I
figure this is foul play.

1425
01:07:12.476 --> 01:07:13.546
Thank you.

1426
01:07:13.650 --> 01:07:14.651
Oh my God, do you
think someone hurt Bobby?

1427
01:07:14.754 --> 01:07:16.446
Peter.

1428
01:07:16.549 --> 01:07:17.033
Oh, thank God, do
you think someone hurt Peter?

1429
01:07:17.136 --> 01:07:18.275
I mean, I didn't.

1430
01:07:18.379 --> 01:07:20.243
But who do we know who's in the
vicinity,

1431
01:07:20.346 --> 01:07:22.141
who clearly didn't like Peter
last night?

1432
01:07:22.245 --> 01:07:23.694
Wait, did Travis even meet
Peter?

1433
01:07:23.798 --> 01:07:26.180
No, no, not Travis, Kali.

1434
01:07:26.283 --> 01:07:28.492
Dar, I think that chick is
crazy too.

1435
01:07:28.596 --> 01:07:31.495
But I let it slip to Travis
last night that I got a stripper

1436
01:07:31.599 --> 01:07:32.772
and he seemed really weird about
it.

1437
01:07:32.876 --> 01:07:34.050
Oh my God.

1438
01:07:34.153 --> 01:07:36.569
Okay, there's no way that you
think Kali

1439
01:07:36.673 --> 01:07:37.536
did something to Peter.

1440
01:07:37.639 --> 01:07:39.400
That is, that's absolutely
insane.

1441
01:07:39.503 --> 01:07:40.159
What?

1442
01:07:40.263 --> 01:07:42.023
Yes, I can.

1443
01:07:42.127 --> 01:07:43.576
Didn't you hear what she said
last night?

1444
01:07:43.680 --> 01:07:45.440
"You should all be ashamed of
yourself."

1445
01:07:45.544 --> 01:07:48.029
Darcy, why do you hate her?

1446
01:07:48.133 --> 01:07:52.206
I don't hate her. I just don't
love her.

1447
01:07:52.309 --> 01:07:53.310
You've been so blind this
weekend

1448
01:07:53.414 --> 01:07:55.036
because you're obsessed with
her.

1449
01:07:55.140 --> 01:07:56.451
Okay Darcy, I admit she's not

1450
01:07:56.555 --> 01:07:58.246
what I thought she'd be either.

1451
01:07:58.350 --> 01:07:59.834
But you've been negative about
her ever since we got here.

1452
01:07:59.937 --> 01:08:02.526
- Yes, yes.
- Wow, Dar.

1453
01:08:02.630 --> 01:08:05.046
This is like the one weekend
we get to spend with her.

1454
01:08:05.150 --> 01:08:07.945
I haven't spent time
with you in over a year.

1455
01:08:08.049 --> 01:08:10.707
And you keep putting the
stranger above everything else.

1456
01:08:10.810 --> 01:08:11.535
She's not a stranger.

1457
01:08:11.639 --> 01:08:12.847
Oh, she's not?

1458
01:08:12.950 --> 01:08:15.229
- No.
- She is, Emily.

1459
01:08:15.332 --> 01:08:16.713
My God, just because
you spend all your time

1460
01:08:16.816 --> 01:08:18.439
consuming her on Instagram,

1461
01:08:18.542 --> 01:08:20.682
does it mean you actually know
her?

1462
01:08:20.786 --> 01:08:21.683
I think Lulu's right,

1463
01:08:23.237 --> 01:08:24.307
I think you are jealous.

1464
01:08:24.410 --> 01:08:25.273
- Oh, I'm jealous.
- Yeah.

1465
01:08:25.377 --> 01:08:26.619
I'm so jealous.

1466
01:08:26.723 --> 01:08:27.896
But not because of our
relationship,

1467
01:08:28.000 --> 01:08:30.520
but because of how vulnerable
she is

1468
01:08:30.623 --> 01:08:33.971
- and how authentic she is.
- Oh yeah.

1469
01:08:34.075 --> 01:08:34.972
And you know what?

1470
01:08:35.076 --> 01:08:36.629
Guess what, Darcy?

1471
01:08:36.733 --> 01:08:39.908
No one made you do that dumb
cooking show.

1472
01:08:40.012 --> 01:08:41.531
Oh, there it is.

1473
01:08:41.634 --> 01:08:42.566
There it is.

1474
01:08:42.670 --> 01:08:44.706
Screw you Emily.

1475
01:08:44.810 --> 01:08:46.950
And the two of you staying
neutral isn't neutral.

1476
01:08:47.053 --> 01:08:47.882
Fuck off.

1477
01:08:53.267 --> 01:08:54.199
Assholes.

1478
01:08:56.235 --> 01:08:58.341
I was about to jump in.

1479
01:08:59.238 --> 01:09:00.826
Whatever.

1480
01:09:11.423 --> 01:09:12.148
It's ridiculous.

1481
01:09:12.251 --> 01:09:13.079
So typical.

1482
01:09:13.183 --> 01:09:14.288
Is everything okay?

1483
01:09:14.391 --> 01:09:15.392
- It's fine.
- No, everything's not okay.

1484
01:09:15.496 --> 01:09:16.669
Our best friend just ran away.

1485
01:09:16.773 --> 01:09:18.361
And my potential soulmate is
missing.

1486
01:09:18.464 --> 01:09:19.672
Potential soulmate?

1487
01:09:19.776 --> 01:09:21.122
Anybody can be a
potential soulmate, okay.

1488
01:09:21.226 --> 01:09:22.779
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.

1489
01:09:22.882 --> 01:09:24.332
Yeah, it's fine, it's fine.

1490
01:09:24.436 --> 01:09:25.816
She just had to have a moment.

1491
01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:26.714
But we're gonna get through it.

1492
01:09:26.817 --> 01:09:27.853
You will.

1493
01:09:27.956 --> 01:09:29.406
Well, perhaps someone
should go off to her.

1494
01:09:29.510 --> 01:09:31.339
Don't pretend like you
care about Darcy now.

1495
01:09:31.443 --> 01:09:35.136
Oh, I'm so sorry if
I was upset last night.

1496
01:09:35.240 --> 01:09:36.724
But it does make me sick to my
stomach

1497
01:09:36.827 --> 01:09:38.519
thinking someone may have
gotten hurt on this trip.

1498
01:09:38.622 --> 01:09:40.797
Guys, whose bag is
this?

1499
01:09:42.074 --> 01:09:43.903
This wasn't here before.

1500
01:09:44.007 --> 01:09:44.835
I don't know.

1501
01:09:44.939 --> 01:09:45.733
- Yeah.
- Am I crazy?

1502
01:09:45.836 --> 01:09:46.768
I don't know, is it Peter's
bag?

1503
01:09:46.872 --> 01:09:47.838
I don't know.

1504
01:09:47.942 --> 01:09:49.530
- Did he have a bag on him?
- I don't know.

1505
01:09:51.290 --> 01:09:52.222
- Open it.
- Okay.

1506
01:09:58.953 --> 01:09:59.850
Oh God what is that?

1507
01:09:59.954 --> 01:10:01.369
Oh God, that is blood.

1508
01:10:01.473 --> 01:10:03.095
Oh my God, I knew it, I knew it.

1509
01:10:03.199 --> 01:10:04.752
This is a real crime scene shit.

1510
01:10:04.855 --> 01:10:05.960
Stop talking about
that show.

1511
01:10:06.063 --> 01:10:07.133
Okay, okay.

1512
01:10:07.237 --> 01:10:08.238
We have to call the police now.

1513
01:10:08.342 --> 01:10:09.584
And tell them what?

1514
01:10:09.688 --> 01:10:10.965
There's cleaning supplies in our
Airbnb.

1515
01:10:11.068 --> 01:10:12.208
No, no, no, no.

1516
01:10:12.311 --> 01:10:15.383
It's like what Dino said about
the bears.

1517
01:10:15.487 --> 01:10:16.212
maybe it's like that.

1518
01:10:16.315 --> 01:10:17.523
Dino, what?

1519
01:10:17.627 --> 01:10:18.904
Okay, somebody has gotta go
after Darcy.

1520
01:10:19.801 --> 01:10:21.424
Okay.

1521
01:10:21.527 --> 01:10:22.770
Right.

1522
01:10:22.873 --> 01:10:24.910
So some of us should go and
some should stay behind.

1523
01:10:25.013 --> 01:10:25.842
Oh my God.

1524
01:10:25.945 --> 01:10:27.119
- Okay, okay.
- Okay.

1525
01:10:27.223 --> 01:10:28.776
I will stay.

1526
01:10:28.879 --> 01:10:31.088
I would like to purify the
air after last night's filth.

1527
01:10:31.192 --> 01:10:31.917
Right.

1528
01:10:34.126 --> 01:10:35.023
Go.

1529
01:10:35.127 --> 01:10:36.197
Okay, okay, we'll go.

1530
01:10:36.301 --> 01:10:37.474
I'll stay behind and wait for
Darcy

1531
01:10:37.578 --> 01:10:39.959
while Boulevard here
shakes her crystals around.

1532
01:10:42.721 --> 01:10:43.446
Funny.

1533
01:10:50.729 --> 01:10:51.799
Where'd she go?

1534
01:10:51.902 --> 01:10:53.041
I don't know, but we
should probably split up.

1535
01:10:53.145 --> 01:10:54.284
No, no, no, no, no, we can't
all die.

1536
01:10:54.388 --> 01:10:55.837
Listen, listen, please listen.

1537
01:10:55.941 --> 01:10:56.735
You go that way.

1538
01:10:56.838 --> 01:10:57.805
I'll go that way.

1539
01:10:57.908 --> 01:10:59.185
- We'll find her quicker.
- No, no, no, no.

1540
01:10:59.289 --> 01:11:00.256
Would you feel better if you'd
something

1541
01:11:00.359 --> 01:11:01.912
to protect yourself?

1542
01:11:02.016 --> 01:11:02.775
Maybe.

1543
01:11:02.879 --> 01:11:03.673
Okay.

1544
01:11:03.776 --> 01:11:04.432
Okay.

1545
01:11:04.536 --> 01:11:05.295
Go grab the tire iron.

1546
01:11:05.399 --> 01:11:06.262
Oh, it's in the trunk.

1547
01:11:10.714 --> 01:11:12.785
Okay, okay, it's about five
o'clock.

1548
01:11:12.889 --> 01:11:14.097
If you don't find her in a half
hour,

1549
01:11:14.200 --> 01:11:16.133
- come back to the house, okay.
- Okay.

1550
01:11:16.237 --> 01:11:17.618
- Okay.
- Yeah.

1551
01:11:33.289 --> 01:11:35.221
You shouldn't be back here.

1552
01:11:35.325 --> 01:11:36.947
I just had to get outta the
house.

1553
01:11:37.051 --> 01:11:38.363
Did something happen?

1554
01:11:38.466 --> 01:11:41.366
Yeah, my friends are morons.

1555
01:11:41.469 --> 01:11:42.919
We've been best friends for like
10 years

1556
01:11:43.022 --> 01:11:44.403
and they're choosing this girl

1557
01:11:44.507 --> 01:11:46.267
who's basically a cult leader
over me,

1558
01:11:46.371 --> 01:11:47.855
even though she's clearly
deranged

1559
01:11:47.958 --> 01:11:50.685
and probably kidnapped
the stripper or something.

1560
01:11:50.789 --> 01:11:52.791
Oh yeah, and the stripper is
missing.

1561
01:11:54.586 --> 01:11:55.725
Are you okay?

1562
01:11:55.828 --> 01:11:57.658
I'm pissed.

1563
01:11:57.761 --> 01:11:59.453
I don't understand why they
keep believing her bullshit.

1564
01:11:59.556 --> 01:12:01.627
She's just so fake.

1565
01:12:01.731 --> 01:12:03.422
That really bothers you.

1566
01:12:06.287 --> 01:12:08.565
You live out here, right?

1567
01:12:11.396 --> 01:12:12.500
Back that way a little bit.

1568
01:12:12.604 --> 01:12:13.846
It's kind of freezing.

1569
01:12:13.950 --> 01:12:15.538
Do you think we could go?

1570
01:12:15.641 --> 01:12:18.092
I wanna show you something
first.

1571
01:12:29.897 --> 01:12:31.174
Where are they?

1572
01:13:39.932 --> 01:13:40.864
Breathe in.

1573
01:13:43.488 --> 01:13:45.041
Breathe out.

1574
01:14:50.278 --> 01:14:51.107
So beautiful.

1575
01:15:02.290 --> 01:15:02.981
You're so warm.

1576
01:15:06.674 --> 01:15:07.917
You must be real.

1577
01:15:20.792 --> 01:15:23.449
They think I'm jealous of
Kali.

1578
01:15:23.553 --> 01:15:24.796
Are you?

1579
01:15:24.899 --> 01:15:25.624
No.

1580
01:15:27.661 --> 01:15:28.316
I don't know.

1581
01:15:29.490 --> 01:15:30.595
Maybe a little bit.

1582
01:15:30.698 --> 01:15:33.287
But I wouldn't accuse someone of
foul play

1583
01:15:33.390 --> 01:15:34.944
just out of jealousy.

1584
01:15:35.047 --> 01:15:38.603
I mean, people even kill
sometimes out of jealousy.

1585
01:15:38.706 --> 01:15:42.365
But you shouldn't be jealous of
her.

1586
01:15:42.468 --> 01:15:44.022
I guess.

1587
01:15:46.438 --> 01:15:48.647
I don't know, it's not
even that, it's just like.

1588
01:15:54.204 --> 01:15:54.895
What's wrong?

1589
01:16:03.110 --> 01:16:04.767
What are you doing?

1590
01:16:04.870 --> 01:16:05.595
I'm,

1591
01:16:07.597 --> 01:16:08.460
I'm.

1592
01:16:09.392 --> 01:16:10.462
Oh, okay.

1593
01:16:10.566 --> 01:16:12.119
What am I doing?

1594
01:16:12.222 --> 01:16:13.603
I'm gonna, I'm,

1595
01:16:13.707 --> 01:16:15.916
thank you, I'm gonna get
back to my friends, thanks.

1596
01:16:16.019 --> 01:16:16.744
Don't go back.

1597
01:16:16.848 --> 01:16:18.781
What are you talking about?

1598
01:16:18.884 --> 01:16:19.609
I can give
you a ride somewhere,

1599
01:16:19.713 --> 01:16:21.093
just please don't.

1600
01:16:21.197 --> 01:16:22.543
Okay, you're kind of freaking
me out.

1601
01:16:22.647 --> 01:16:23.302
- Go back to the house.
- Do you know something?

1602
01:16:23.406 --> 01:16:24.303
What are you saying?

1603
01:16:24.407 --> 01:16:25.477
You need to leave.

1604
01:16:25.581 --> 01:16:26.651
- Just go.
- Don't touch me.

1605
01:16:26.754 --> 01:16:28.584
- Don't touch me.
- Please, please, please.

1606
01:16:43.046 --> 01:16:43.944
Okay, okay.

1607
01:16:44.047 --> 01:16:45.324
Okay, okay.

1608
01:16:47.050 --> 01:16:47.879
Okay, okay.

1609
01:16:58.441 --> 01:16:59.822
Oh my God, you're alive.

1610
01:16:59.925 --> 01:17:01.202
Of course I'm alive.

1611
01:17:01.306 --> 01:17:02.756
Right, I knew you were,

1612
01:17:02.859 --> 01:17:04.792
but Emily was freaking out
and then we found this stuff

1613
01:17:04.896 --> 01:17:07.243
- in the house and.
- Like stuff?

1614
01:17:07.346 --> 01:17:08.313
Yeah, like stuff.

1615
01:17:09.832 --> 01:17:11.316
Hey, you mind if I come back
in now?

1616
01:17:11.419 --> 01:17:13.352
Yeah, why?

1617
01:17:13.456 --> 01:17:15.113
Your friend Kali told me
I had to leave this morning.

1618
01:17:15.216 --> 01:17:16.183
She said go take a hike.

1619
01:17:16.286 --> 01:17:18.047
I went and hiked through
the woods all day,

1620
01:17:18.150 --> 01:17:20.221
but she said I could
come back at night, so.

1621
01:17:20.325 --> 01:17:21.809
I need to figure out
what's going on, I'm sorry.

1622
01:17:23.569 --> 01:17:25.710
Tell Allegra I said, hey.

1623
01:17:27.953 --> 01:17:28.644
Allegra.

1624
01:17:37.929 --> 01:17:39.689
Oh yeah, fuck this.

1625
01:17:45.143 --> 01:17:47.076
It's just a little bit of
harness fun.

1626
01:18:53.659 --> 01:18:54.384
Darcy.

1627
01:18:58.078 --> 01:18:58.803
Emily.

1628
01:19:01.598 --> 01:19:03.152
Allegra.

1629
01:19:04.567 --> 01:19:05.326
Hello.

1630
01:19:10.021 --> 01:19:11.332
Where are you guys?

1631
01:19:19.030 --> 01:19:20.825
Oh, oh, no, no, no.

1632
01:19:24.173 --> 01:19:26.554
No, no, no, no, no, no, Leggy.

1633
01:19:32.526 --> 01:19:34.217
Leg, Leg, Leggy, it's okay.

1634
01:19:34.321 --> 01:19:35.391
It's okay Leggy.

1635
01:19:35.494 --> 01:19:36.219
It's okay.

1636
01:20:02.349 --> 01:20:03.108
Lu.

1637
01:20:09.563 --> 01:20:10.288
Emily.

1638
01:20:18.779 --> 01:20:20.367
Oh.

1639
01:20:20.470 --> 01:20:22.024
Oh fuck.

1640
01:20:22.127 --> 01:20:22.818
Oh fuck.

1641
01:20:22.921 --> 01:20:24.578
Oh Lu, no, no, no Lu.

1642
01:20:26.373 --> 01:20:29.928
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry,
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

1643
01:20:30.032 --> 01:20:32.344
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

1644
01:20:36.452 --> 01:20:37.211
Lulu.

1645
01:20:41.767 --> 01:20:44.011
It's okay, it's okay, Lu, Lu,

1646
01:20:46.600 --> 01:20:48.913
I need you to get up right now.

1647
01:20:49.016 --> 01:20:51.501
I need you to get up right now
okay.

1648
01:20:51.605 --> 01:20:53.814
I need you to get up lulu.

1649
01:20:53.918 --> 01:20:54.815
- We need to go.
- Hello Darcy.

1650
01:21:05.343 --> 01:21:06.447
You.

1651
01:21:06.551 --> 01:21:07.724
I knew it.

1652
01:21:07.828 --> 01:21:09.554
Everyone said it was Travis.

1653
01:21:11.176 --> 01:21:12.868
Guess my brother wasn't
worthless after all.

1654
01:21:12.971 --> 01:21:14.386
Your brother?

1655
01:21:14.490 --> 01:21:17.769
Listen, I gotta make this
quick.

1656
01:21:44.692 --> 01:21:45.590
Fuck.

1657
01:21:47.764 --> 01:21:49.283
Please.

1658
01:22:50.206 --> 01:22:51.483
What did you do?

1659
01:22:51.587 --> 01:22:52.829
Oh, come on, I
couldn't save just one

1660
01:22:52.933 --> 01:22:54.003
because you liked her.

1661
01:22:54.935 --> 01:22:55.660
Darcy.

1662
01:22:57.179 --> 01:22:58.766
Give it up Trav, she's
dead.

1663
01:22:58.870 --> 01:22:59.975
Darcy.

1664
01:23:00.078 --> 01:23:01.424
Jesus Travis, help me move the
body

1665
01:23:01.528 --> 01:23:03.012
before the other ones get back.

1666
01:23:05.946 --> 01:23:06.671
Oh, Travy.

1667
01:23:17.578 --> 01:23:18.441
You don't wanna do this.

1668
01:23:18.545 --> 01:23:19.373
Release me.

1669
01:23:21.548 --> 01:23:22.998
I don't need you.

1670
01:23:24.551 --> 01:23:26.139
You need me.

1671
01:23:34.561 --> 01:23:35.424
Oh my God.

1672
01:23:47.746 --> 01:23:48.644
Wait, wait, wait.

1673
01:24:20.710 --> 01:24:21.470
Oh my God.

1674
01:25:11.485 --> 01:25:13.177
I just hope Kali's okay.

1675
01:25:14.833 --> 01:25:16.283
She was so freaked out.

1676
01:25:19.044 --> 01:25:20.494
I just wish she would reach out,
you know,

1677
01:25:20.598 --> 01:25:22.807
like we went through
this thing together and,

1678
01:25:25.430 --> 01:25:26.190
I dunno.

1679
01:25:27.467 --> 01:25:30.918
And maybe she will
reach out in her own time.

1680
01:25:34.853 --> 01:25:36.545
Some people just need more time.

1681
01:25:37.925 --> 01:25:39.858
Yeah, I know.

1682
01:25:51.007 --> 01:25:52.595
I just hope she's okay.