1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:27,993 --> 00:00:30,754 ♪ I just wanna vibe high 4 00:00:30,858 --> 00:00:33,309 ♪ I just wanna vibe high 5 00:00:33,412 --> 00:00:35,966 ♪ I just wanna vibe high 6 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,934 ♪ So I wanna know 7 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,694 ♪ Why you bringing me low 8 00:00:48,876 --> 00:00:51,223 ♪ Why you bring me low 9 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:00,957 ♪ Why you bring me low 10 00:01:05,479 --> 00:01:06,790 ♪ Oh 11 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,418 ♪ I just wanna vibe high 12 00:01:13,521 --> 00:01:16,283 ♪ I just wanna vibe high 13 00:01:16,386 --> 00:01:17,974 ♪ I just wanna vibe 14 00:01:20,459 --> 00:01:24,049 ♪ You're never gonna bring me low ♪ 15 00:01:30,262 --> 00:01:34,646 Welcome everyone and thank you for joining me today. 16 00:01:34,749 --> 00:01:37,856 Okay, I'm just gonna have you take a second. 17 00:01:39,029 --> 00:01:41,515 Oh, watching guru lady again. 18 00:01:41,618 --> 00:01:42,550 Cool. 19 00:01:42,654 --> 00:01:43,827 It's yoga. 20 00:01:43,931 --> 00:01:44,794 Yeah? 21 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:45,760 Is it couch yoga? 22 00:01:46,968 --> 00:01:48,936 Are you in couch pose? 23 00:01:49,039 --> 00:01:52,836 And we're gonna turn those emotions into a calm serenity. 24 00:01:55,253 --> 00:01:56,702 Okay, full disclosure, I don't really understand 25 00:01:56,806 --> 00:01:59,326 why this girl is taking the internet by storm. 26 00:01:59,429 --> 00:02:00,810 She kinda seems a little bit boring. 27 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:02,156 Okay, Patrick, 28 00:02:02,260 --> 00:02:05,055 people say she's gonna be the next Oprah, so. 29 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:06,402 She's not Oprah. 30 00:02:07,851 --> 00:02:09,232 Two, three. 31 00:02:09,336 --> 00:02:10,475 You don't get it. 32 00:02:10,578 --> 00:02:11,200 No, I know. 33 00:02:11,303 --> 00:02:12,166 That's what I'm saying. 34 00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:13,857 Out through your mouth. 35 00:02:13,961 --> 00:02:14,824 I love her. 36 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:18,103 Two, three, four. 37 00:02:18,207 --> 00:02:20,381 Okay, well, we'll keep an eye on that. 38 00:02:20,485 --> 00:02:22,003 In the meantime, I'm gonna go make dinner. 39 00:02:22,107 --> 00:02:24,351 I hope you like beans 40 00:02:24,454 --> 00:02:26,353 - and cheesecake. - You will be safe. 41 00:02:27,664 --> 00:02:28,803 You will be happy. 42 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:32,290 You will be healthy. 43 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,051 Hi Lu. 44 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,639 Hey boo, what you up to? 45 00:02:38,675 --> 00:02:39,642 Not much. 46 00:02:39,745 --> 00:02:42,817 So I proposed you print that picture. 47 00:02:42,921 --> 00:02:46,718 - Are you watching Kali. - In your visual field. 48 00:02:48,029 --> 00:02:49,307 What? 49 00:02:49,410 --> 00:02:53,103 Emily, pause the video, look at me. 50 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:55,554 I have a fantastic surprise for you. 51 00:02:56,590 --> 00:02:57,522 Ooh, okay. 52 00:02:58,764 --> 00:03:00,214 Sorry, what's up? 53 00:03:01,767 --> 00:03:02,492 We won. 54 00:03:03,942 --> 00:03:04,667 We won? 55 00:03:07,946 --> 00:03:08,809 We won. 56 00:03:08,912 --> 00:03:10,017 We won. 57 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,018 We won the weekend getaway with Kali. 58 00:03:11,121 --> 00:03:12,261 Shut up. 59 00:03:12,364 --> 00:03:13,296 - Yes, no. - Shut up. 60 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,781 No, yes, we won, we won. 61 00:03:15,885 --> 00:03:16,748 Oh my God. 62 00:03:16,851 --> 00:03:18,888 Oh my God, what? 63 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:19,751 She picked us. 64 00:03:19,854 --> 00:03:21,477 She picked us. 65 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:24,445 I feel like I'm gonna cry right now. 66 00:03:24,549 --> 00:03:26,620 Like I don't even know what to do. 67 00:03:26,723 --> 00:03:27,966 Just breathe. 68 00:03:28,069 --> 00:03:30,244 Like, oh my God, we're gonna be, 69 00:03:30,348 --> 00:03:32,177 like when she exhales, we're gonna breathing, 70 00:03:32,281 --> 00:03:34,144 we're gonna inhale her exhale. 71 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:35,767 We're gonna breathe the same air. 72 00:03:38,114 --> 00:03:39,667 Okay. 73 00:03:39,771 --> 00:03:41,324 And you don't think Allegra's gonna be pissed, right, 74 00:03:41,428 --> 00:03:43,361 like about her weekend getting ruined or anything? 75 00:03:43,464 --> 00:03:44,293 She can't be mad. 76 00:03:44,396 --> 00:03:45,363 This is so much better. 77 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:48,814 Like your bachelorette is with Kali. 78 00:03:52,404 --> 00:03:54,268 So that's why I am not really a dog person. 79 00:03:54,372 --> 00:03:55,752 Okay. 80 00:03:55,856 --> 00:03:56,684 That's ridiculous. 81 00:03:56,788 --> 00:03:57,961 Mm-hmm. 82 00:03:58,065 --> 00:03:59,273 Yeah. 83 00:03:59,377 --> 00:04:00,619 It sounds like it was your fault though. 84 00:04:01,965 --> 00:04:03,243 That's what the landlord said. 85 00:04:03,346 --> 00:04:05,693 Anyways, how often do you guys go to Grand Bar? 86 00:04:06,384 --> 00:04:07,281 Oh, hold on. 87 00:04:07,385 --> 00:04:08,972 Sorry, I have to take this. 88 00:04:09,076 --> 00:04:11,389 Oh my lovely Lulu, 89 00:04:11,492 --> 00:04:13,114 what do I owe this unexpected pleasure? 90 00:04:13,218 --> 00:04:14,633 Look at these boys. 91 00:04:14,737 --> 00:04:17,153 - Hi guys, hi. - Isn't he handsome. 92 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,016 That one too. 93 00:04:18,119 --> 00:04:19,673 He's cute, right? 94 00:04:19,776 --> 00:04:21,364 Okay. 95 00:04:21,468 --> 00:04:23,987 Do you need me to send an itinerary for this weekend? 96 00:04:24,091 --> 00:04:28,268 I was actually just sent an itinerary from Kali. 97 00:04:28,371 --> 00:04:29,441 - Shut up. - We won 98 00:04:29,545 --> 00:04:31,305 the weekend getaway with her. 99 00:04:31,409 --> 00:04:34,757 No, no, we're going to Killington. 100 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,070 Like, Vermont? 101 00:04:39,244 --> 00:04:40,314 Yeah. 102 00:04:40,418 --> 00:04:41,591 I guess I don't know where it is, 103 00:04:41,695 --> 00:04:43,248 but promise me you're not mad about Atlantic City. 104 00:04:43,352 --> 00:04:45,008 Oh my God, no, I'm not mad, I'm not mad. 105 00:04:45,112 --> 00:04:47,390 I can find a stripper anywhere, okay, I think. 106 00:04:48,184 --> 00:04:49,427 Leg. 107 00:04:49,530 --> 00:04:51,049 Have you called Emily? 108 00:04:51,152 --> 00:04:52,292 First person I called. 109 00:04:52,395 --> 00:04:54,224 She is the bride to be. 110 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:55,709 What about Darcy? 111 00:04:55,812 --> 00:04:57,262 I think she's filming something that weekend. 112 00:04:57,366 --> 00:04:59,333 I don't think she's planning on going. 113 00:04:59,437 --> 00:05:01,508 No, I think she said in the group text, 114 00:05:01,611 --> 00:05:03,510 that you're not in, that she's trying to get out of it. 115 00:05:03,613 --> 00:05:05,477 You have a group text that I'm not in? 116 00:05:06,651 --> 00:05:07,583 Yeah. 117 00:05:07,686 --> 00:05:08,618 Like we have one with the four of us 118 00:05:08,722 --> 00:05:09,826 and then one where you're not in it. 119 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:12,484 And then Darcy and I text a lot on our own. 120 00:05:12,588 --> 00:05:13,623 Why would you do that? 121 00:05:13,727 --> 00:05:16,108 I LOL at everything you type. 122 00:05:16,212 --> 00:05:17,524 Hey, it's the building blocks 123 00:05:17,627 --> 00:05:19,284 of all group friendships, okay. 124 00:05:19,388 --> 00:05:23,115 Just let Darcy know about Kali. 125 00:05:23,219 --> 00:05:26,049 But I gotta go right now. 126 00:05:26,153 --> 00:05:27,672 Emojis too. 127 00:05:27,775 --> 00:05:28,811 Okay, okay. 128 00:05:28,914 --> 00:05:30,571 Well just text her, I think she's on set. 129 00:05:30,675 --> 00:05:31,434 Bye. 130 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,059 Hey. 131 00:05:38,683 --> 00:05:40,685 Yeah, no, I know I left early. 132 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:43,343 All right. 133 00:05:43,446 --> 00:05:44,344 Okay. 134 00:05:45,275 --> 00:05:46,449 No, I'm here. 135 00:05:46,553 --> 00:05:47,761 I'm sorry, I'm just, there's like music 136 00:05:47,864 --> 00:05:49,694 and I'm just distracted, I'm listening. 137 00:05:53,905 --> 00:05:54,630 Okay. 138 00:05:55,596 --> 00:05:57,667 Okay, no, thank you, 139 00:05:57,771 --> 00:06:00,843 I do not need a reminder to be on set next weekend. 140 00:06:00,946 --> 00:06:02,603 I have been reminded. 141 00:06:07,194 --> 00:06:07,953 Okay. 142 00:06:09,196 --> 00:06:09,921 Mm-hmm. 143 00:06:12,751 --> 00:06:13,925 She's gonna be so excited. 144 00:06:14,028 --> 00:06:15,236 Here's the bride-to-be. 145 00:06:20,897 --> 00:06:21,898 Hello. 146 00:06:22,002 --> 00:06:23,141 Hello ladies. 147 00:06:23,244 --> 00:06:24,625 Hi Dino. 148 00:06:24,729 --> 00:06:27,732 Why don't any of you come to see me anymore? 149 00:06:27,835 --> 00:06:30,424 Because this bitch has been too busy planning her funeral, 150 00:06:30,528 --> 00:06:31,839 I mean, wedding. 151 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,395 I understand. 152 00:06:35,498 --> 00:06:37,983 You gals take care of our Emily this weekend. 153 00:06:38,087 --> 00:06:38,984 We will. 154 00:06:39,088 --> 00:06:40,676 I promise. 155 00:06:40,779 --> 00:06:43,610 If we encounter a bear, I'll make sure she's eaten last. 156 00:06:43,713 --> 00:06:45,405 Bears? 157 00:06:45,508 --> 00:06:49,961 In that case, remember, bears don't like ammonia. 158 00:06:50,064 --> 00:06:53,585 Keep some of that handy this weekend, just in case. 159 00:06:55,104 --> 00:06:56,243 Did you get that? 160 00:06:56,346 --> 00:06:57,417 Yeah. I'll get some, I'll try my best. 161 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,177 You know, you always know the most random, 162 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:00,143 knowledgeable facts. 163 00:07:00,247 --> 00:07:01,662 Why is that? 164 00:07:01,766 --> 00:07:04,665 I'm a doorman, it's kind of in my nature. 165 00:07:06,115 --> 00:07:06,909 I'll take it. 166 00:07:07,012 --> 00:07:08,462 All right, you girls drive safe. 167 00:07:08,566 --> 00:07:10,533 Bye Dino, thank you. 168 00:07:10,637 --> 00:07:12,293 Bye Emily. 169 00:07:12,397 --> 00:07:13,191 Thanks. 170 00:07:15,296 --> 00:07:16,539 See you later. 171 00:07:17,678 --> 00:07:19,784 Who's ready for a wild weekend? 172 00:07:19,887 --> 00:07:20,647 Me. 173 00:07:27,723 --> 00:07:29,345 How long is the drive? 174 00:07:30,657 --> 00:07:31,623 It's about seven hours, 175 00:07:31,727 --> 00:07:33,349 - Seven? - Maybe six. 176 00:07:35,213 --> 00:07:37,215 Allegra, you have your license, right? 177 00:07:55,302 --> 00:07:56,372 Okay. 178 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:59,237 We should get there around five. 179 00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:00,272 Oh, perfect. 180 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:01,515 Kali's gonna be there at eight, 181 00:08:01,619 --> 00:08:03,275 so it'll give us time to compose ourselves. 182 00:08:03,379 --> 00:08:05,899 Oh, so I was skimming 183 00:08:06,002 --> 00:08:07,590 some of my bridal magazines the other day 184 00:08:07,694 --> 00:08:08,936 and who did I see? 185 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:09,903 But our very own, 186 00:08:10,006 --> 00:08:12,837 - "Hostess with the Mostest." - No, no. 187 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:15,080 God, Darcy, that's so great. 188 00:08:15,184 --> 00:08:16,875 I wish you would go cake tasting with me. 189 00:08:16,979 --> 00:08:17,497 I need your help. 190 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,774 Why? 191 00:08:18,877 --> 00:08:19,602 She doesn't know anything about cakes. 192 00:08:19,706 --> 00:08:21,224 Thank you. 193 00:08:21,328 --> 00:08:23,295 The other day they asked me about wedding cake trends. 194 00:08:23,399 --> 00:08:24,987 I don't even know what that means. 195 00:08:25,090 --> 00:08:28,438 Okay Darcy, food is your brand now. 196 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:31,131 People expect you to be the expert. 197 00:08:31,234 --> 00:08:32,028 That is true. 198 00:08:32,132 --> 00:08:33,133 You should write a book. 199 00:08:33,236 --> 00:08:34,444 Okay, just because I host a cooking show 200 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:35,825 doesn't mean I know anything about food. 201 00:08:35,929 --> 00:08:38,000 It just means I know how to read a teleprompter 202 00:08:38,103 --> 00:08:39,726 near food and smile. 203 00:08:39,829 --> 00:08:41,866 But Darcy, seriously, there's a lot you can do with this. 204 00:08:41,969 --> 00:08:43,523 Don't listen to the sellout star. 205 00:08:43,626 --> 00:08:45,145 Hey, you're one to talk. 206 00:08:45,248 --> 00:08:46,526 Hey. 207 00:08:46,629 --> 00:08:47,803 All I'm saying is I didn't think the woman 208 00:08:47,906 --> 00:08:49,356 who only showered once a month in college 209 00:08:49,459 --> 00:08:51,876 would go on to have a featured line in whole foods. 210 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:55,189 I showered twice a month in college. 211 00:09:00,298 --> 00:09:02,887 You guys, this thing on the dash just lit up. 212 00:09:03,853 --> 00:09:05,268 What does it mean? 213 00:09:05,372 --> 00:09:06,407 I don't know. 214 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,601 Darcy, Darcy, this is my territory. 215 00:09:27,705 --> 00:09:28,637 Okay, I can't call that close 216 00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:29,948 - to the road. - Stop talking. 217 00:09:30,052 --> 00:09:30,604 I won't be able to go unless I can concentrate. 218 00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:31,916 Okay. 219 00:09:37,266 --> 00:09:38,405 You are something, 220 00:09:38,508 --> 00:09:39,475 - you know? - So you can change a tire, 221 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,718 but you didn't know what 222 00:09:40,821 --> 00:09:43,306 the low pressure tire light thingy was. 223 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:44,653 Okay. 224 00:09:44,756 --> 00:09:45,688 You didn't know what the thingy was either. 225 00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:47,172 Okay, all right, 226 00:09:47,276 --> 00:09:49,485 well, I guess the latter's more important, biatch. 227 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,245 Wait. 228 00:09:51,349 --> 00:09:51,970 Yeah, we're good to go. 229 00:09:52,074 --> 00:09:53,316 Yeah, it feels like we are. 230 00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:55,525 Oh and this is a serious weapon, by the way. 231 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:56,803 Yeah, it's very dangerous. 232 00:09:56,906 --> 00:09:58,390 - Okay, don't swing it. - Oh my God, 233 00:09:58,494 --> 00:10:00,979 you are legit scary with this thing. 234 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:03,085 - Get in the car. - All right let's go. 235 00:10:03,879 --> 00:10:06,985 ♪ On our way to heaven 236 00:10:07,089 --> 00:10:08,849 Hey, like, how much longer? 237 00:10:10,471 --> 00:10:12,577 We are almost there. 238 00:10:12,681 --> 00:10:13,889 Really? 239 00:10:13,992 --> 00:10:16,374 It's like not even a Starbucks around here. 240 00:10:17,858 --> 00:10:19,239 Oh, this reminds me 241 00:10:19,342 --> 00:10:21,206 of the, "Chilling Killings of Kalamazoo." 242 00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:22,932 Oh my God. 243 00:10:23,036 --> 00:10:23,968 You are not allowed to talk about your creepy crime shows 244 00:10:24,071 --> 00:10:24,796 on this trip. 245 00:10:27,696 --> 00:10:29,870 Okay, I have a confession. 246 00:10:29,974 --> 00:10:31,320 I've already kind of met Kali. 247 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,564 You did? 248 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:35,669 Mm-hmm, yeah. 249 00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:37,015 I did one of her soul chat things. 250 00:10:37,119 --> 00:10:37,878 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 251 00:10:37,982 --> 00:10:40,018 Like the phone call thing? 252 00:10:40,122 --> 00:10:42,503 Yeah, it was only 15 minutes, but oh my God, 253 00:10:42,607 --> 00:10:44,816 it was so amazing. 254 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:48,406 She really opened up my mind. 255 00:10:48,509 --> 00:10:52,065 15 minutes for $500. 256 00:10:52,168 --> 00:10:55,240 Oh, I mean, I don't think it was that much, but. 257 00:10:55,344 --> 00:10:56,276 I'm looking at the website 258 00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:58,692 and that's pretty steep Em. 259 00:10:58,796 --> 00:11:00,763 Well, funny you should say that 260 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:04,871 because she actually burned the money I Venmoed 261 00:11:04,974 --> 00:11:06,044 after our session. 262 00:11:06,148 --> 00:11:06,907 What? 263 00:11:07,011 --> 00:11:07,736 Yes. 264 00:11:07,839 --> 00:11:10,014 Well, okay, she burned $500. 265 00:11:10,117 --> 00:11:12,326 Okay, I'm not getting it. 266 00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:13,396 I'm not getting it. 267 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,295 Tell me what's going on. 268 00:11:15,398 --> 00:11:17,193 She burned $500. 269 00:11:17,297 --> 00:11:18,850 That's really shitty. 270 00:11:18,954 --> 00:11:21,508 It was symbolic. 271 00:11:21,611 --> 00:11:22,751 Okay, well tell that to the people 272 00:11:22,854 --> 00:11:24,684 who can't pay their rent. 273 00:11:24,787 --> 00:11:26,168 You guys can say whatever you want. 274 00:11:26,271 --> 00:11:27,963 I'm serious about her. 275 00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:31,035 I legit think she might be the last genuine person left. 276 00:11:31,138 --> 00:11:33,071 We need more people like her with the state of the world. 277 00:11:33,175 --> 00:11:34,901 Oh yeah, that's exactly what we need, 278 00:11:35,004 --> 00:11:38,145 another white girl in yoga pants telling us what to do. 279 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:41,286 I'm joking guys. 280 00:11:42,322 --> 00:11:45,428 I love her, I'm obsessed with her. 281 00:11:45,532 --> 00:11:48,466 ♪ Dreamed I would find 282 00:11:48,569 --> 00:11:50,640 ♪ Someone like you 283 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:53,298 Oh, Lulu, will you show us the video 284 00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:54,299 that you sent to Kali? 285 00:11:54,403 --> 00:11:55,059 I wanna see it. 286 00:12:02,031 --> 00:12:04,102 Hi Kali, I'm Lulu Sherman, 287 00:12:04,206 --> 00:12:05,725 creator of the skincare line, Oh Crap, 288 00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:06,864 which you may have heard of. 289 00:12:06,967 --> 00:12:08,762 The four of us have been best friends 290 00:12:08,866 --> 00:12:11,144 since our native ambitious days at Sarah Lawrence. 291 00:12:11,247 --> 00:12:15,907 There's Emily, Allegra, Darcy, and of course me. 292 00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:18,703 Emily is a total marketing badass. 293 00:12:18,807 --> 00:12:20,118 All my friends deserve it, really. 294 00:12:20,222 --> 00:12:23,190 They all work so hard and really just need to kick back. 295 00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:26,400 If you pick us. 296 00:12:27,954 --> 00:12:29,507 I will be indebted to you. 297 00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:32,061 - Wow. - For the rest of my life. 298 00:12:32,165 --> 00:12:33,580 Oh, that's really cute. 299 00:12:33,683 --> 00:12:35,375 Thanks. 300 00:12:35,478 --> 00:12:36,997 Oh my God, I can't believe we won with that fucking video. 301 00:12:37,101 --> 00:12:39,344 I mean, if I saw this, I would kill all of us. 302 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:43,832 ♪ But now 303 00:12:43,935 --> 00:12:46,835 ♪ I never say never now 304 00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:56,154 ♪ Because I know 305 00:12:56,258 --> 00:12:59,951 ♪ That heaven must be shining down ♪ 306 00:13:02,678 --> 00:13:05,612 ♪ On me and 307 00:13:05,715 --> 00:13:07,717 ♪ You 308 00:13:34,952 --> 00:13:36,160 That's so big. 309 00:13:36,263 --> 00:13:38,576 No one jumped at that setup. 310 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,613 It's not what I expected. 311 00:13:45,963 --> 00:13:49,552 Well, let's go check it out. 312 00:13:50,691 --> 00:13:51,451 Woo. 313 00:13:59,286 --> 00:13:59,873 Still okay. 314 00:13:59,977 --> 00:14:02,289 Not what I expected. 315 00:14:02,393 --> 00:14:04,360 Yeah, I don't wanna be ungrateful or anything, 316 00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:07,225 but I thought it would be a little bit nicer. 317 00:14:07,329 --> 00:14:09,262 This is so genuine, right. 318 00:14:09,365 --> 00:14:10,746 Yeah. 319 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,921 It is a little cold. 320 00:14:13,024 --> 00:14:14,646 Let's get drunk. 321 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,200 We'll warm right up. 322 00:14:16,303 --> 00:14:18,478 Yeah, going in the freezer. 323 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,175 - What the fuck? - Hi. 324 00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:27,763 Okay, you guys, I have brass knuckles stay calm. 325 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,282 Who are you? 326 00:14:29,385 --> 00:14:31,698 Hello, she asked you a fucking question. 327 00:14:31,801 --> 00:14:35,598 Sorry, you're all just so radiant. 328 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:40,914 Okay, well we are not just tits and ass. 329 00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:42,502 Actually, you have four of the smartest ladies 330 00:14:42,605 --> 00:14:43,434 in Manhattan right here. 331 00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:45,263 And we will seriously kick your ass 332 00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:47,196 if you don't tell us who the hell you are. 333 00:14:49,129 --> 00:14:52,201 Geez, I should have known. 334 00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:52,961 Manhattan? 335 00:14:53,064 --> 00:14:54,134 I grew up here. 336 00:14:54,238 --> 00:14:57,413 I'll be your neighbor for the weekend. 337 00:14:57,517 --> 00:14:59,864 We don't need your whole life story. 338 00:14:59,968 --> 00:15:01,279 I'm here for whatever you need. 339 00:15:01,383 --> 00:15:03,074 Well, we need for you not to be here. 340 00:15:03,178 --> 00:15:05,352 Allegra, the property stated it had a caretaker. 341 00:15:05,456 --> 00:15:06,250 He's legit. 342 00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:07,699 Don't be rude. 343 00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:09,218 All right ladies, 344 00:15:09,322 --> 00:15:11,082 I'll just show you few things about the house 345 00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:12,601 and then I'll be outta your hair. 346 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:13,395 Okay, thank you. 347 00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:14,327 What? 348 00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:15,362 Be nice to him. 349 00:15:15,466 --> 00:15:17,675 - What? - Will you be nice. 350 00:15:17,778 --> 00:15:18,848 He stared right into my eyes. 351 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,333 - You're crazy. - This is like an episode 352 00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:21,990 of, "Chilling Killings of Kalamazoo." 353 00:15:22,093 --> 00:15:25,476 And there was a guy who wore overalls. 354 00:15:25,579 --> 00:15:26,235 No. 355 00:15:26,339 --> 00:15:27,133 - Always. - You're kidding. 356 00:15:29,307 --> 00:15:31,068 I like your overalls. 357 00:15:39,076 --> 00:15:40,801 I think they stocked the fridge. 358 00:15:40,905 --> 00:15:44,253 Just don't feed the bears. 359 00:15:44,357 --> 00:15:47,325 Got some books by the fireplace if you're reading folk. 360 00:15:49,258 --> 00:15:50,397 Lemme show you the attic. 361 00:15:51,571 --> 00:15:53,435 Fixing to get a new bulb before you guys got here, 362 00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:55,575 but suppose I'll have to bring it by tomorrow. 363 00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:07,449 That's about it. 364 00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:11,453 Well, thanks for showing us around. 365 00:16:12,419 --> 00:16:14,456 You look awful familiar. 366 00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:15,767 Oh. 367 00:16:15,871 --> 00:16:17,493 Like a movie star or something. 368 00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:20,565 I'm sure you get that all the time. 369 00:16:20,669 --> 00:16:23,706 She isn't a movie star, but she is a television star. 370 00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:24,949 Ah. 371 00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:27,124 She's the, "Hostess with the Mostest." 372 00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:29,126 - From the show. - I don't really watch TV. 373 00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:33,647 Have you done any play acting too? 374 00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:36,409 I actually consider myself mostly a theater actress. 375 00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:39,308 I mean, I guess not as much as anymore. 376 00:16:39,412 --> 00:16:42,070 Have you ever done anything at the Williamstown Festival? 377 00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:44,210 In the Berkshires? 378 00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:47,420 Oh wow, yeah, actually like five years ago. 379 00:16:47,523 --> 00:16:48,421 "The Seagull." 380 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,940 That's what it was. 381 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,529 I mean, wow, you blew my mind in that play. 382 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:56,291 I mean, I don't understand how you stay so focused 383 00:16:56,394 --> 00:16:57,637 and everything under all that pressure. 384 00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,535 Oh, it's really not that hard. 385 00:16:59,639 --> 00:17:00,916 I mean, I could never do something. 386 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,021 I'm sure you could. 387 00:17:02,124 --> 00:17:03,470 I mean, have you even tried? 388 00:17:03,574 --> 00:17:04,644 Once. 389 00:17:04,747 --> 00:17:05,817 That's how I know I can't do it. 390 00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:11,271 Hey Dar, Allegra needs you 391 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,273 for a game we're gonna play. 392 00:17:14,171 --> 00:17:15,137 Oh, right. 393 00:17:20,556 --> 00:17:22,041 - Yes, and hit Shane, please. - Oh my God. 394 00:17:22,144 --> 00:17:23,180 He was literally the worst. 395 00:17:23,283 --> 00:17:24,112 He was awful. 396 00:17:24,215 --> 00:17:26,493 His friends also sucked. 397 00:17:26,597 --> 00:17:28,150 Well, have you ever seen sober people play darts? 398 00:17:28,254 --> 00:17:29,220 No, okay. 399 00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:30,083 All right, oh my God. 400 00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:30,842 I hope I'm good, okay. 401 00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:36,503 Oh, that wasn't good. 402 00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:37,263 Okay, okay. 403 00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:38,988 That was kind close. 404 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,611 He's like, never been hit before. 405 00:17:40,714 --> 00:17:43,027 I dunno why, he's smug enough. 406 00:17:43,131 --> 00:17:44,373 I know. 407 00:17:44,477 --> 00:17:45,064 Remember when he had that pantless web series? 408 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:46,237 - Yeah. - Oh. 409 00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:51,829 Oh my God, Kali, Kali, you're here in this house. 410 00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:53,106 I'm Lulu. 411 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:54,073 You picked me, our video. 412 00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:55,143 We're bacheloretteing. 413 00:17:55,246 --> 00:17:56,075 - We're friends now. - Why don't you 414 00:17:56,178 --> 00:17:57,490 Let the woman inside? 415 00:17:57,593 --> 00:17:58,249 Oh my God. 416 00:17:58,353 --> 00:17:59,354 I'm so sorry, please sit down. 417 00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:00,700 Oh, no, no worries. 418 00:18:00,803 --> 00:18:01,908 I totally get it. 419 00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:03,841 It's really lovely to meet you, Lulu. 420 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:06,430 Thank you. 421 00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:10,572 This is Allegra. 422 00:18:10,675 --> 00:18:12,815 Hi queen of the bachelorette party. 423 00:18:12,919 --> 00:18:14,369 Oh, congratulations. 424 00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:17,026 Or best wishes, I think it's best wishes 425 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,442 when it comes to the bride. 426 00:18:18,545 --> 00:18:19,477 Oh my God, thank you so much. 427 00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:20,892 But I'm actually not the bride. 428 00:18:20,996 --> 00:18:22,480 She meant she's the queen of getting shit-faced. 429 00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:24,896 Hi, I am Emily, I'm the bride. 430 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,727 And it is truly an honor. 431 00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:30,212 Ugh, I am the honored one 432 00:18:30,316 --> 00:18:33,871 to be invited on a girls' ritualistic weekend like this. 433 00:18:33,974 --> 00:18:36,391 I mean, you don't even know me. 434 00:18:36,494 --> 00:18:38,151 Well, that just goes to show how good you are 435 00:18:38,255 --> 00:18:39,980 at what you do, because we feel like we do know you. 436 00:18:40,084 --> 00:18:40,809 Yeah. 437 00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:43,156 I think we missed one. 438 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,226 Hi, I'm Darcy. 439 00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:45,296 Nice to meet you. 440 00:18:46,297 --> 00:18:47,850 You look awfully familiar. 441 00:18:47,954 --> 00:18:49,162 Oh. 442 00:18:49,266 --> 00:18:50,612 She's an actress. 443 00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:51,716 Ah, how fun. 444 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:52,890 I love the theater. 445 00:18:52,993 --> 00:18:54,133 She's on TV. 446 00:18:54,236 --> 00:18:57,343 She has a show, "Hostess with the Mostest." 447 00:18:57,446 --> 00:19:00,035 Oh, I don't actually own a television. 448 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:00,932 Oh. 449 00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:02,589 Yeah. 450 00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:04,488 I'm not actually some anti television snob or anything. 451 00:19:04,591 --> 00:19:06,766 I just, I really don't have the time. 452 00:19:06,869 --> 00:19:08,077 Oh, I bet. 453 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,355 How do you do it all? 454 00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:10,839 Because you do a fucking lot. 455 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,737 Do you have like an army working for you or something? 456 00:19:12,841 --> 00:19:14,843 You know, this weekend it's all about Emily, right? 457 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,224 Yes. 458 00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:17,880 - It's enough about me. - Yeah, good idea. 459 00:19:17,984 --> 00:19:18,847 No offense. 460 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,055 But let's get back to our game. 461 00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:23,334 We could probably start winding down. 462 00:19:23,438 --> 00:19:24,922 You're playing a game? 463 00:19:25,025 --> 00:19:25,785 - Yes. - Oh, it's just 464 00:19:25,888 --> 00:19:26,682 some silly game. 465 00:19:26,786 --> 00:19:27,580 You don't have to play. 466 00:19:27,683 --> 00:19:28,995 It's really, it's really silly. 467 00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:31,687 It's not silly, I spent like six hours on it, plus. 468 00:19:31,791 --> 00:19:33,620 You know, I'd be happy to lead a guided meditation 469 00:19:33,724 --> 00:19:34,656 if you like. 470 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:36,451 Oh my God, that sounds 471 00:19:36,554 --> 00:19:39,039 - incredible. - Yes. 472 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:44,666 Just relax. 473 00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:47,151 Go ahead and lie down. 474 00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:49,809 Make yourself feel comfortable. 475 00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:55,539 Just stay still. 476 00:19:57,851 --> 00:19:58,576 Go ahead 477 00:20:01,061 --> 00:20:02,684 and just breathe. 478 00:20:04,755 --> 00:20:05,514 Breathe in. 479 00:20:09,311 --> 00:20:10,899 Breathe out. 480 00:20:17,837 --> 00:20:20,978 We are different from our bodies. 481 00:20:24,982 --> 00:20:29,918 These are a temporary house for our spirits. 482 00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:36,373 Death is not the end. 483 00:20:42,724 --> 00:20:45,382 We attain perfection through many lives. 484 00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:49,524 Gaining wisdom from each one. 485 00:20:54,114 --> 00:20:56,910 And becoming closer to perfect 486 00:20:57,014 --> 00:20:59,361 with each life that is lived. 487 00:21:03,572 --> 00:21:07,507 But you will not get it in the state that you are in now, 488 00:21:09,129 --> 00:21:11,615 in this presence that you are in. 489 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,794 Renounce your desires. 490 00:21:20,451 --> 00:21:23,627 Renounce those who spread demonic ideas. 491 00:21:25,698 --> 00:21:28,804 And who merely talk of moral values 492 00:21:28,908 --> 00:21:32,394 but do not practice them. 493 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:53,035 Stop. 494 00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:54,036 Oh my God. 495 00:21:56,660 --> 00:22:00,215 Well, I really liked Danny until I met his family. 496 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,354 - Oh God. - Oh God his family. 497 00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:02,666 So bad. 498 00:22:02,769 --> 00:22:05,013 Why, what was wrong with his family? 499 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:08,982 They spoke in pig Latin at dinner, for the entire meal. 500 00:22:09,086 --> 00:22:10,156 No, for the entire meal. 501 00:22:11,882 --> 00:22:14,402 And Danny got really mean when I wouldn't go along with it. 502 00:22:14,505 --> 00:22:16,576 But I'm just really bad at pig Latin. 503 00:22:18,233 --> 00:22:19,855 Needless to say it was better away. 504 00:22:19,959 --> 00:22:21,167 Don't say that. 505 00:22:21,270 --> 00:22:22,030 Okay. 506 00:22:23,203 --> 00:22:24,688 Over is what I'm saying. 507 00:22:24,791 --> 00:22:26,241 Over. 508 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,209 What a colorful dating history. 509 00:22:29,313 --> 00:22:30,452 Oh, not even. 510 00:22:30,556 --> 00:22:32,799 You should hear Darcy's tales of romance. 511 00:22:32,903 --> 00:22:33,697 No, you shouldn't. 512 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,008 Darcy, please. 513 00:22:35,112 --> 00:22:38,115 Now that I'm engaged, I live vicariously through you. 514 00:22:38,218 --> 00:22:40,462 Yeah, I bet, working in the entertainment industry, 515 00:22:40,566 --> 00:22:42,809 you meet a lot of interesting people. 516 00:22:42,913 --> 00:22:45,467 I meet actors, which means I usually have 517 00:22:45,571 --> 00:22:47,435 an incredible first date and by the third date, 518 00:22:47,538 --> 00:22:49,402 all of the trauma's on the table. 519 00:22:49,506 --> 00:22:51,887 That sounds sort of refreshing. 520 00:22:51,991 --> 00:22:54,545 Allegra is the one with the exciting dating life. 521 00:22:56,029 --> 00:22:59,205 Oh, is that what you call it, Allegra, a dating life? 522 00:22:59,308 --> 00:23:00,344 Screw you. 523 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,520 What about you Lulu? 524 00:23:03,623 --> 00:23:05,487 Oh, Lu is a fellow serial monogamous. 525 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,011 Oh, this is my husband-to-be. 526 00:23:12,114 --> 00:23:13,668 I'll be right back. 527 00:23:13,771 --> 00:23:15,635 Your phone is meant to be on airplane mode. 528 00:23:15,739 --> 00:23:17,775 Oh, can I just take this real quick? 529 00:23:17,879 --> 00:23:19,984 I don't want him to be worried. 530 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:25,852 I guess you are the bride, so just this once. 531 00:23:26,888 --> 00:23:27,613 Thanks. 532 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,133 Airplane mode? 533 00:23:32,859 --> 00:23:35,724 To answer your question, Kali, no, no one at the moment. 534 00:23:35,828 --> 00:23:38,589 I'm obviously really busy with my company, Oh Crap. 535 00:23:38,693 --> 00:23:40,867 So it's really hard for me to meet people right now. 536 00:23:40,971 --> 00:23:42,593 Kali, please tell me you're not one of those 537 00:23:42,697 --> 00:23:45,320 like anti-sex, yogi people. 538 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,598 I am intermittently celibate. 539 00:23:47,702 --> 00:23:51,637 I find that it just really helps me keep a clear head. 540 00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:54,916 I just, I really like being here with you. 541 00:23:59,058 --> 00:24:02,061 Just like being with a big group of sisters. 542 00:24:02,164 --> 00:24:04,339 I always wanted sisters, 543 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,168 but I got stuck with brothers. 544 00:24:06,272 --> 00:24:09,171 Oh my God, me too. 545 00:24:09,275 --> 00:24:10,483 Oh my God. 546 00:24:10,587 --> 00:24:12,174 You guys are like, so all right. 547 00:24:15,592 --> 00:24:19,596 Sorry, phone is officially on airplane mode. 548 00:24:19,699 --> 00:24:21,563 He called you from his bachelor party? 549 00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:25,049 It's a little codependent, no? 550 00:24:25,153 --> 00:24:26,499 - Okay. - Ew, no. 551 00:24:26,603 --> 00:24:28,812 And he's bachelor party is tomorrow night. 552 00:24:28,915 --> 00:24:31,159 You've been gone like eight hours. 553 00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:32,091 I know. 554 00:24:32,194 --> 00:24:32,954 Isn't that sweet? 555 00:24:33,057 --> 00:24:33,679 It is sweet. 556 00:24:33,782 --> 00:24:34,576 Don't listen to them. 557 00:24:36,716 --> 00:24:40,789 Okay, well, I'm exhausted and I'm gonna go turn in. 558 00:24:40,893 --> 00:24:43,378 Not gonna check the locks? 559 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,759 She's totally paranoid. 560 00:24:44,862 --> 00:24:47,002 I already did twice. 561 00:24:47,106 --> 00:24:48,935 All right, goodnight. 562 00:24:49,039 --> 00:24:50,247 And don't be quiet on my account. 563 00:24:50,350 --> 00:24:51,282 I've got my Air Pods. 564 00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:53,112 Freak. 565 00:24:55,597 --> 00:24:58,393 She seems really happy to be a bride. 566 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,222 What is her fiance like? 567 00:25:00,326 --> 00:25:03,432 Oh, he's a really nice guy and he's just crazy about her. 568 00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:06,470 He's boring, but he's rich. 569 00:25:06,574 --> 00:25:07,851 So she likes him. 570 00:25:07,954 --> 00:25:10,888 Honestly, he's exactly what she was after. 571 00:25:10,992 --> 00:25:12,545 He's very secure. 572 00:25:14,582 --> 00:25:15,375 Oh my God, they're in love. 573 00:25:15,479 --> 00:25:16,998 You're just a sinner. 574 00:25:17,101 --> 00:25:19,207 So she's ready to quit her job. 575 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,174 She wants to be a housewife? 576 00:25:21,278 --> 00:25:22,279 You know, I really don't think we should be 577 00:25:22,382 --> 00:25:23,798 talking about our best friend. 578 00:25:23,901 --> 00:25:25,800 Technically, we're talking about Patrick. 579 00:25:28,354 --> 00:25:30,218 You know what? 580 00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:31,875 I'm gonna have to bed too. 581 00:25:31,978 --> 00:25:32,738 Goodnight 582 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,361 Night. 583 00:25:36,776 --> 00:25:39,607 She didn't used to be so sensitive. 584 00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:41,954 Is there something going on with her? 585 00:26:08,636 --> 00:26:11,639 - I thought you were going. - Jesus. 586 00:26:11,742 --> 00:26:12,950 I didn't see you there. 587 00:26:13,054 --> 00:26:15,677 God, just need to find something for my back. 588 00:26:16,989 --> 00:26:17,748 Okay. 589 00:26:20,095 --> 00:26:20,820 Okay. 590 00:26:42,497 --> 00:26:44,085 Morning. 591 00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:45,638 I love you, Dar. 592 00:26:45,742 --> 00:26:46,846 Oh, what do you want? 593 00:26:46,950 --> 00:26:49,331 Can you pretty, pretty, pretty please 594 00:26:49,435 --> 00:26:50,609 get me a cup of coffee. 595 00:26:50,712 --> 00:26:52,093 Sure. 596 00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:53,335 Why can't you get it? 597 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,717 'Cause I need the coffee 598 00:26:55,821 --> 00:26:57,374 to have the energy to get the coffee. 599 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,101 Understandable. 600 00:27:00,204 --> 00:27:01,343 Thank you. 601 00:27:01,447 --> 00:27:02,897 You're welcome. 602 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,864 Coffee coming right up. 603 00:27:07,177 --> 00:27:09,697 Hmm, we told her she couldn't have any until she got up. 604 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,284 She needs the coffee to have the energy 605 00:27:11,388 --> 00:27:12,113 to get the coffee. 606 00:27:12,216 --> 00:27:13,079 Enabler. 607 00:27:13,183 --> 00:27:15,185 Oh, how many cups have you had? 608 00:27:15,288 --> 00:27:16,876 None. 609 00:27:16,980 --> 00:27:18,637 You know I'm off coffee until the wedding. 610 00:27:18,740 --> 00:27:21,260 The bleaching, it's really expensive. 611 00:27:21,363 --> 00:27:22,675 The teeth are the asshole. 612 00:27:24,953 --> 00:27:25,747 Wait, have you guys been having 613 00:27:25,851 --> 00:27:27,231 like weird cell phone service? 614 00:27:27,335 --> 00:27:29,889 Darcy, you know, we're not supposed to have our phones. 615 00:27:29,993 --> 00:27:31,650 You should have gotten up earlier, Dar, 616 00:27:31,753 --> 00:27:34,514 we did a sun salutation with Kali at sunrise. 617 00:27:34,618 --> 00:27:35,412 Yeah. 618 00:27:35,515 --> 00:27:36,585 That's very cool. 619 00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:39,071 Yeah, I do yoga three times a day. 620 00:27:39,174 --> 00:27:41,349 You are under no obligation to join, 621 00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:44,904 but if you do want to make the most of the weekend. 622 00:27:45,974 --> 00:27:47,838 Count me in for the next one. 623 00:27:47,942 --> 00:27:49,598 Leg, you want cream? 624 00:27:49,702 --> 00:27:50,807 Yes, please. 625 00:27:53,533 --> 00:27:55,052 Where's the cream? 626 00:27:55,156 --> 00:27:57,503 Oh, actually I have the perfect vegan substitute 627 00:27:57,606 --> 00:27:58,607 in my bag. 628 00:27:58,711 --> 00:27:59,712 I've got something you can use too. 629 00:27:59,816 --> 00:28:00,955 Oh, thanks guys. 630 00:28:04,303 --> 00:28:07,582 Dar, what is my life right now? 631 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,826 I'm getting married in a week 632 00:28:09,929 --> 00:28:11,275 and all my best friends are here. 633 00:28:11,379 --> 00:28:13,864 And my idol is like, she's like one of the girls, right? 634 00:28:13,968 --> 00:28:16,315 She's like one of us. 635 00:28:16,418 --> 00:28:17,972 It's crazy. 636 00:28:18,075 --> 00:28:20,284 - Do you think she's? - Here you go. 637 00:28:20,388 --> 00:28:21,803 It's just a spoonful. 638 00:28:22,735 --> 00:28:24,012 Ah, I'm good. 639 00:28:24,116 --> 00:28:24,737 Here's some vegan sweetener if you want some. 640 00:28:24,841 --> 00:28:26,463 Oh, thank you both. 641 00:28:28,292 --> 00:28:30,018 Is that the Guzzling Farm, Swuga? 642 00:28:30,122 --> 00:28:31,882 Yeah, I saw your post about it a few weeks back. 643 00:28:31,986 --> 00:28:33,297 It's all I use now. 644 00:28:33,401 --> 00:28:36,024 Yeah, it's garbage. 645 00:28:36,128 --> 00:28:37,543 They're actually the reason 646 00:28:37,646 --> 00:28:39,959 that I don't do sponsored posts anymore. 647 00:28:40,063 --> 00:28:42,065 I dug a little bit deeper, 648 00:28:42,168 --> 00:28:45,240 child labor, pesticides, the whole shebang. 649 00:28:46,828 --> 00:28:48,140 That's awful. 650 00:28:59,151 --> 00:29:00,359 Your coffee little lady. 651 00:29:00,462 --> 00:29:01,636 Careful, hot. 652 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,327 Thank you my liege. 653 00:29:03,431 --> 00:29:05,778 I do not wish to be awake. 654 00:29:05,882 --> 00:29:08,539 So bach bitch, what's the plan for today? 655 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,958 Sadly, I think I've been dethroned. 656 00:29:13,061 --> 00:29:15,305 But it's only temporary. 657 00:29:16,651 --> 00:29:18,618 I have a surprise for the weekend. 658 00:29:18,722 --> 00:29:19,827 Oh God. 659 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:21,207 It makes me nervous when you say that. 660 00:29:21,311 --> 00:29:22,519 Hello, come eat. 661 00:29:22,622 --> 00:29:23,900 Okay. 662 00:29:24,003 --> 00:29:26,730 Everyone needs some protein before our hike. 663 00:29:26,834 --> 00:29:28,767 - Yay. - Yay. 664 00:29:40,226 --> 00:29:41,572 Hey Travis. 665 00:29:41,676 --> 00:29:43,160 How can I help you? 666 00:29:43,264 --> 00:29:44,679 Just, can I grab something? 667 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:45,818 Okay, come in. 668 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:53,930 Oh, hi Travis. 669 00:29:54,033 --> 00:29:55,241 Hello ladies. 670 00:29:55,345 --> 00:29:55,932 Good morning. 671 00:29:56,035 --> 00:29:57,243 Good morning. 672 00:29:57,347 --> 00:29:59,314 To what do we owe the pleasure. 673 00:29:59,418 --> 00:30:01,247 Oh he just had to grab something. 674 00:30:01,351 --> 00:30:04,112 Oh, you must be the one that helps out around the house. 675 00:30:04,216 --> 00:30:06,666 I think the guy who owns it mentioned something about you. 676 00:30:06,770 --> 00:30:07,598 It's not a guy. 677 00:30:07,702 --> 00:30:10,049 It's an old lady. 678 00:30:10,153 --> 00:30:12,465 Travis, this is Kali the guru. 679 00:30:12,569 --> 00:30:17,367 Oh, nice to meet you. 680 00:30:18,230 --> 00:30:19,334 Me too. 681 00:30:19,438 --> 00:30:21,509 So what do y'all got planned for today? 682 00:30:21,612 --> 00:30:24,512 I think we're going on a hike around the lake. 683 00:30:24,615 --> 00:30:27,204 No, we don't, we don't know what we're doing. 684 00:30:27,308 --> 00:30:28,999 But that's what she said. 685 00:30:29,103 --> 00:30:30,829 When or where, I think we're gonna hang around the house 686 00:30:30,932 --> 00:30:35,316 - and do some girl stuff. - Oh thank God. 687 00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:36,110 Sounds fun. 688 00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:41,840 Well, I get outta your hair. 689 00:30:46,672 --> 00:30:49,709 Okay, Darcy, you are not supposed to tell strangers 690 00:30:49,813 --> 00:30:51,194 when your house is vacant. 691 00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:53,990 Oh he forgot his gloves. 692 00:30:54,093 --> 00:30:55,405 Is she crazy? 693 00:30:55,508 --> 00:30:56,199 Hold on. 694 00:31:00,824 --> 00:31:01,549 Hey. 695 00:31:02,757 --> 00:31:03,965 What is this? 696 00:31:05,622 --> 00:31:07,658 Oh, that's my dried algae. 697 00:31:12,836 --> 00:31:14,458 You forgot your gloves. 698 00:31:14,562 --> 00:31:15,321 Thanks. 699 00:31:15,425 --> 00:31:16,288 Yeah. 700 00:31:16,391 --> 00:31:17,289 Hey, have you, 701 00:31:19,153 --> 00:31:21,086 have you ever done any Shakespeare? 702 00:31:21,189 --> 00:31:26,056 Oh, I was Rosalyn in a production of, 703 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,887 "As You Like It," in Brooklyn, like three years ago. 704 00:31:28,990 --> 00:31:31,061 It was before "Hostess with the Mostest." 705 00:31:31,165 --> 00:31:32,407 I bet you were good. 706 00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:35,341 You have a really nice way of talking. 707 00:31:35,445 --> 00:31:37,447 Oh, thank you. 708 00:31:37,550 --> 00:31:39,138 Is that what you wanted? 709 00:31:39,242 --> 00:31:39,898 What? 710 00:31:40,001 --> 00:31:43,384 Be on TV to blow up? 711 00:31:43,487 --> 00:31:44,592 I thought it was, 712 00:31:44,695 --> 00:31:47,077 but I understand now why people call it blowing up. 713 00:31:47,181 --> 00:31:50,598 I think I would call it selling your soul. 714 00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:53,256 I mean, you could always buy your soul back, right? 715 00:31:53,359 --> 00:31:56,569 I mean, you can buy pretty much anything in this world. 716 00:31:56,673 --> 00:31:57,674 Darcy, come on. 717 00:32:00,815 --> 00:32:01,712 I should go back. 718 00:32:04,336 --> 00:32:07,097 I'll bring that light bulb by this afternoon. 719 00:32:08,133 --> 00:32:09,134 I'll wait till you're back. 720 00:32:09,237 --> 00:32:11,032 I don't wanna freak out your friend. 721 00:32:11,136 --> 00:32:12,792 I'm sorry. 722 00:32:12,896 --> 00:32:13,690 Don't be. 723 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,387 You're freaky and I love it. 724 00:32:21,491 --> 00:32:23,527 But it is time to go and I don't want you to get murdered. 725 00:32:23,631 --> 00:32:26,565 Okay, okay, let's go, let's go, let's go. 726 00:32:26,668 --> 00:32:27,462 Go, go, go. 727 00:32:30,465 --> 00:32:33,054 I'm so grateful for the community that I built. 728 00:32:33,158 --> 00:32:35,229 Yes, but how did you build it? 729 00:32:36,299 --> 00:32:38,301 Build is the wrong word. 730 00:32:38,404 --> 00:32:42,029 It's the community I've fostered, really. 731 00:32:42,132 --> 00:32:43,720 Those who want more out of life 732 00:32:43,823 --> 00:32:45,377 tend to seek a guide of some sort 733 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,000 and well, that's where I come in. 734 00:32:49,174 --> 00:32:50,969 I always thought people who took yoga classes 735 00:32:51,072 --> 00:32:53,212 just wanted to get in shape. 736 00:32:53,316 --> 00:32:56,353 Well, you'd be surprised. 737 00:32:56,457 --> 00:32:59,908 Though I do see many who believe that's why they're there. 738 00:33:00,012 --> 00:33:01,772 It doesn't take them long to realize 739 00:33:01,876 --> 00:33:03,982 there is so much more to be gained. 740 00:33:06,605 --> 00:33:10,160 What are our bodies but vehicles for our souls. 741 00:33:12,128 --> 00:33:13,336 I mean, we really just need them 742 00:33:13,439 --> 00:33:14,785 to get from point A to point B. 743 00:33:20,446 --> 00:33:22,690 How fucking old am I, I can't even tie my own shoe. 744 00:33:24,416 --> 00:33:26,970 Thank you for hanging back. 745 00:33:27,074 --> 00:33:28,799 Oh no, thank you for the opportunity. 746 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,562 I know this is so annoying. 747 00:33:32,665 --> 00:33:34,529 Like, this was supposed to be like a party weekend. 748 00:33:34,633 --> 00:33:36,600 I was specifically told that I could be drunk 749 00:33:36,704 --> 00:33:38,154 for two days straight. 750 00:33:38,257 --> 00:33:41,053 And here I am, like hiking outside. 751 00:33:41,157 --> 00:33:43,159 Honestly, this much fresh air will make me throw up. 752 00:33:43,262 --> 00:33:45,126 I know it's the worst. 753 00:33:45,230 --> 00:33:47,404 Emily's just, I hate how she's being around her. 754 00:33:47,508 --> 00:33:49,372 You know, we never get to spend a weekend together 755 00:33:49,475 --> 00:33:52,513 and she's just making it terrible. 756 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,554 Kali, can I ask you something? 757 00:34:00,521 --> 00:34:02,040 It's a little embarrassing, but 758 00:34:03,144 --> 00:34:04,042 do you remember me? 759 00:34:05,181 --> 00:34:07,183 I did one of your soul chats. 760 00:34:07,286 --> 00:34:11,049 We talked about my engagement and you burned some money. 761 00:34:11,152 --> 00:34:12,153 Yeah, the soul chat's 762 00:34:12,257 --> 00:34:13,637 are meant to be strictly confidential, 763 00:34:13,741 --> 00:34:15,777 and as such, I willed myself to forget them 764 00:34:15,881 --> 00:34:16,813 as soon as they are done. 765 00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:24,234 But maybe I remember you just a little. 766 00:34:26,202 --> 00:34:27,755 Do I wish I was reping people 767 00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:29,826 doing something more important. 768 00:34:29,929 --> 00:34:33,278 Yes, but I don't know, it's fun and I'm good at it. 769 00:34:33,381 --> 00:34:35,452 It's, I dunno, works for now. 770 00:34:36,626 --> 00:34:37,316 That's nice. 771 00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:43,426 Dar, I know you hate the hosting gig. 772 00:34:43,529 --> 00:34:46,636 Okay, but it's not forever, okay, you won't be pigeonholed. 773 00:34:47,844 --> 00:34:50,916 Just think of this as like a jumping off point 774 00:34:51,019 --> 00:34:52,262 for something way more rad. 775 00:34:54,816 --> 00:34:55,817 Thanks Leggy. 776 00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:04,792 I know this weekend is awful. 777 00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:06,242 - It's so awful. - Terrible. 778 00:35:07,657 --> 00:35:09,107 She's crazy, right? 779 00:35:09,210 --> 00:35:10,142 I think it's. 780 00:35:10,246 --> 00:35:11,592 Yeah, it's terrible. 781 00:35:17,701 --> 00:35:18,392 Let's begin. 782 00:35:20,221 --> 00:35:21,291 Close your eyes. 783 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,502 Check in with your mind. 784 00:35:27,194 --> 00:35:28,540 Check in with your breath. 785 00:35:30,714 --> 00:35:32,613 Is there something that is distracting you? 786 00:35:34,718 --> 00:35:39,171 Acknowledge that thought and wave it goodbye. 787 00:35:42,312 --> 00:35:47,248 Put your hand on your chest. 788 00:35:51,597 --> 00:35:52,736 This is yours. 789 00:35:54,462 --> 00:35:56,499 This is your heart. 790 00:35:59,018 --> 00:36:00,537 It is precious, 791 00:36:02,988 --> 00:36:04,541 but it is temporary. 792 00:36:05,887 --> 00:36:08,062 When you listen too long to another's, 793 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,478 yours becomes obsolete. 794 00:36:12,515 --> 00:36:16,277 You sacrifice yourself and lose all who you are. 795 00:36:16,381 --> 00:36:19,694 And then what is the point in living? 796 00:36:22,663 --> 00:36:24,423 That is supposed to be on airplane mode. 797 00:36:24,527 --> 00:36:25,286 Sorry. 798 00:36:27,046 --> 00:36:28,116 I actually need to take this. 799 00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:29,808 Oh, we are not done here. 800 00:36:29,911 --> 00:36:32,707 Oh, you can keep going on without me. 801 00:36:37,609 --> 00:36:39,714 Hey, I told you I'm in Vermont 802 00:36:39,818 --> 00:36:42,476 for my girlfriend's bachelorette weekend. 803 00:36:42,579 --> 00:36:44,685 No, yeah, no I told you. 804 00:36:48,102 --> 00:36:49,448 That was this weekend too? 805 00:36:50,898 --> 00:36:51,795 I completely forgotten. 806 00:36:53,314 --> 00:36:55,903 Hey, Kels, I can't, I can't really hear. 807 00:36:56,006 --> 00:36:57,284 I'm losing, I'll call you, 808 00:36:57,387 --> 00:36:58,802 I'll call you when I get back to the city. 809 00:37:00,321 --> 00:37:02,116 Didn't mean to interrupt. 810 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,704 That's okay. 811 00:37:03,807 --> 00:37:05,740 It's all right, I let myself in? 812 00:37:07,052 --> 00:37:08,295 Yes, of course. 813 00:37:09,468 --> 00:37:11,125 What's the situation with the reception here? 814 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,852 It's pretty terrible. 815 00:37:13,955 --> 00:37:16,372 It's not terrible. 816 00:37:16,475 --> 00:37:17,442 Shoot actually, 817 00:37:18,857 --> 00:37:20,065 maybe the line's down. 818 00:37:20,168 --> 00:37:20,893 Great. 819 00:37:22,412 --> 00:37:24,449 I heard the others outside. 820 00:37:24,552 --> 00:37:26,347 Oh yeah, they're doing a meditation. 821 00:37:26,451 --> 00:37:28,107 I think they're about to rip each other's hearts out 822 00:37:28,211 --> 00:37:29,730 like in that, "Indiana Jones" movie. 823 00:37:30,972 --> 00:37:31,697 Oh. 824 00:37:32,974 --> 00:37:35,253 Sounds like a violent bachelorette weekend. 825 00:37:35,356 --> 00:37:36,806 Yeah, it might be. 826 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,292 Hey guys. 827 00:37:43,330 --> 00:37:45,297 Dar, they're about to start another yoga class. 828 00:37:45,401 --> 00:37:47,092 If you wanna join in. 829 00:37:47,195 --> 00:37:47,955 Not a chance. 830 00:37:49,094 --> 00:37:50,475 Where are you going? 831 00:37:50,578 --> 00:37:53,409 I am truly not sure if there's enough alcohol 832 00:37:53,512 --> 00:37:54,548 for me to get through this weekend, 833 00:37:54,651 --> 00:37:57,033 but I'm gonna go find out. 834 00:37:57,136 --> 00:37:58,586 Okay, sounds good. 835 00:38:00,830 --> 00:38:03,522 I should go fix this light bulb. 836 00:38:05,697 --> 00:38:08,596 Travis, can we use the fire pit that's up there? 837 00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:09,770 Oh, sure. 838 00:38:11,012 --> 00:38:14,740 I could come by around the dark and get it going for you. 839 00:38:14,844 --> 00:38:15,914 Okay. 840 00:38:16,017 --> 00:38:17,536 Yeah, well then we'll see you after dark. 841 00:38:24,716 --> 00:38:27,891 One's life is not measured by the number of days, 842 00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:32,758 but by the number of breaths. 843 00:38:35,347 --> 00:38:36,728 Hey. 844 00:38:36,831 --> 00:38:38,419 Thanks for helping out this weekend. 845 00:38:42,665 --> 00:38:45,253 Kali, you posted a video 81 and a half days ago 846 00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:46,807 that really, really spoke to me 847 00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:50,086 when you talked about how to enter a field 848 00:38:50,189 --> 00:38:51,570 with peaceful intent. 849 00:38:51,674 --> 00:38:55,712 And I wanted you to know you were. 850 00:38:55,816 --> 00:38:57,300 And I want you to know, a couple weeks ago 851 00:38:57,404 --> 00:38:58,991 I actually entered a parking lot, 852 00:38:59,095 --> 00:39:00,268 but like, I got out. 853 00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:01,511 That was me doing it. 854 00:39:01,615 --> 00:39:05,032 You know, that was really, you know, I just, 855 00:39:05,135 --> 00:39:06,447 hey, have you tried Oh Crap? 856 00:39:06,551 --> 00:39:07,897 I don't know, I just feel like, 857 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,210 and I mean, it's just, I mean, it was a total accident. 858 00:39:11,314 --> 00:39:12,695 You know, had to go to the bathroom. 859 00:39:12,798 --> 00:39:15,249 I fell in the feces and it would just, 860 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,215 I just think. 861 00:39:16,319 --> 00:39:17,734 The pores felt open. 862 00:39:17,838 --> 00:39:19,322 And your pores, well, they're open, 863 00:39:19,426 --> 00:39:20,737 but I mean, like, Oh Crap. 864 00:39:20,841 --> 00:39:23,706 Your heart is so open and your pores, 865 00:39:23,809 --> 00:39:26,743 I mean, your skin's amazing, but your pore you, you just, 866 00:39:27,848 --> 00:39:29,677 I just really need a moment of solitude. 867 00:39:43,450 --> 00:39:45,175 Hey, it's okay. 868 00:39:46,694 --> 00:39:47,454 Sorry. 869 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:49,248 It's fine. 870 00:39:49,352 --> 00:39:50,146 She just needed a second. 871 00:39:50,249 --> 00:39:51,009 It's not anything personal. 872 00:39:51,112 --> 00:39:52,182 You're good. 873 00:39:52,286 --> 00:39:53,045 - You're good. - She didn't like it. 874 00:39:53,149 --> 00:39:53,943 She doesn't like it. 875 00:39:55,323 --> 00:39:56,324 No, she does. 876 00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:57,118 Yeah, she hasn't even tried it. 877 00:39:57,222 --> 00:39:58,016 You're good. 878 00:39:58,119 --> 00:39:58,948 Yeah. 879 00:39:59,051 --> 00:40:00,432 How was yoga? 880 00:40:00,536 --> 00:40:02,710 Oh, don't say it like that. 881 00:40:02,814 --> 00:40:03,470 Like what? 882 00:40:04,367 --> 00:40:05,368 Nevermind. 883 00:40:05,472 --> 00:40:08,302 How was your urgent phone call? 884 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:09,786 Ah, just work stuff, no biggie. 885 00:40:11,926 --> 00:40:14,308 Why are you so uncomfortable with being honest? 886 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:16,344 I'm not uncomfortable. 887 00:40:16,448 --> 00:40:18,381 Did Kali say something? 888 00:40:18,485 --> 00:40:20,556 Did that phone call have anything to do with 889 00:40:20,659 --> 00:40:22,627 why you didn't think you'd make it this weekend? 890 00:40:22,730 --> 00:40:24,974 Em, I said, I don't wanna talk about it. 891 00:40:25,077 --> 00:40:28,978 If you don't express yourself, it'll just fester. 892 00:40:29,081 --> 00:40:29,944 Yeah, ditto. 893 00:40:39,298 --> 00:40:43,164 Breathe in and breathe out. 894 00:40:47,548 --> 00:40:49,757 Thank you for trusting me with your practice today. 895 00:40:51,069 --> 00:40:54,072 And as you go out into the world, ask yourself, 896 00:40:55,970 --> 00:40:56,868 "Who am I?" 897 00:40:58,594 --> 00:40:59,940 Drop a comment below. 898 00:41:00,941 --> 00:41:04,047 Love to yourself and to others. 899 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:07,188 Namaste. 900 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,338 This is good. 901 00:41:53,441 --> 00:41:54,581 It's good energy. 902 00:41:54,684 --> 00:41:57,238 We're we're gonna eat this delicious meal 903 00:41:57,342 --> 00:41:59,206 made by our good buddy. 904 00:42:01,449 --> 00:42:03,521 Oh, no thank you, I'm fasting. 905 00:42:03,624 --> 00:42:04,660 Yep, okay. 906 00:42:06,213 --> 00:42:08,249 I can't imagine it's gonna be that fun to watch us eat. 907 00:42:08,353 --> 00:42:10,528 I'm very disciplined. 908 00:42:10,631 --> 00:42:11,321 Of course. 909 00:42:12,495 --> 00:42:14,980 Well, shall I? 910 00:42:15,084 --> 00:42:16,775 - Well. - Yeah, let's cheers. 911 00:42:16,879 --> 00:42:20,158 There are good ships and cruise ships 912 00:42:20,261 --> 00:42:21,987 and ships that sail to sea. 913 00:42:22,091 --> 00:42:23,713 And the best ships are friendships, 914 00:42:23,817 --> 00:42:25,646 - some may be all we need. - And cheers to Kali 915 00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:27,855 for being here and being so amazing. 916 00:42:27,959 --> 00:42:28,511 Thank you. 917 00:42:28,615 --> 00:42:29,408 Mm-hmm. 918 00:42:29,512 --> 00:42:30,306 Sure. 919 00:42:30,409 --> 00:42:31,825 Okay, very, yeah. 920 00:42:33,205 --> 00:42:37,727 So, I made the salad even though I hate salad. 921 00:42:38,659 --> 00:42:40,074 I'm so excited for wings. 922 00:42:41,386 --> 00:42:42,801 Thank you. 923 00:42:42,905 --> 00:42:44,389 Leggy, is this like a recipe 924 00:42:44,492 --> 00:42:46,287 you followed from a cookbook or? 925 00:42:46,391 --> 00:42:47,323 I made it up. 926 00:42:47,426 --> 00:42:48,151 Oh. 927 00:42:49,877 --> 00:42:51,948 I once ate chicken wings on a first date 928 00:42:52,052 --> 00:42:53,398 and everyone thought that was like really brave 929 00:42:53,501 --> 00:42:54,744 and I just did it. 930 00:42:54,848 --> 00:42:55,642 - Wow. - That is. 931 00:42:55,745 --> 00:42:57,229 I don't know about brave. 932 00:42:57,333 --> 00:42:58,472 It's a bold choice. 933 00:43:01,026 --> 00:43:03,097 Would you go on a second date with me? 934 00:43:03,201 --> 00:43:05,790 I would definitely go on a second date with you. 935 00:43:05,893 --> 00:43:07,861 Wow, that is, did you crack that bone? 936 00:43:07,964 --> 00:43:09,345 All right, I'm gonna try it. 937 00:43:12,141 --> 00:43:13,280 It's okay. 938 00:43:13,383 --> 00:43:14,902 It's just, actually, can I have the green beans? 939 00:43:15,006 --> 00:43:15,662 That's asparagus. 940 00:43:15,765 --> 00:43:16,870 Oh, asparagus. 941 00:43:26,327 --> 00:43:27,087 Oh, don't sniff it. 942 00:43:27,190 --> 00:43:29,192 Don't want you getting all tempted. 943 00:44:58,592 --> 00:45:01,664 - So fleshy? - Who wanted that? 944 00:45:01,768 --> 00:45:02,769 Excuse me. 945 00:45:08,015 --> 00:45:09,672 Guess she wasn't that disciplined. 946 00:45:09,776 --> 00:45:11,743 I mean, what the fuck was that about? 947 00:45:11,847 --> 00:45:13,503 Because fasting is also not fun. 948 00:45:36,941 --> 00:45:39,391 So I think the fire's just about set. 949 00:45:39,495 --> 00:45:40,254 Looks pretty. 950 00:45:40,358 --> 00:45:40,910 It's beautiful. 951 00:45:41,014 --> 00:45:42,567 That's about it. 952 00:45:42,670 --> 00:45:44,327 You ladies have a good night now. 953 00:45:44,431 --> 00:45:45,501 Okay, thank you, Travis. 954 00:45:45,604 --> 00:45:46,433 Good night. 955 00:45:46,536 --> 00:45:47,641 You should stay. 956 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:49,091 I don't mind, it's rough. 957 00:45:49,194 --> 00:45:51,576 Shut up, just stay, it's a party. 958 00:45:51,679 --> 00:45:53,095 Stay, stay. 959 00:45:53,198 --> 00:45:54,303 Does anyone play guitar? 960 00:45:54,406 --> 00:45:55,614 Ooh. 961 00:45:55,718 --> 00:45:56,546 Kali, Kali right. 962 00:45:56,650 --> 00:45:58,134 I can play the sitar. 963 00:45:58,238 --> 00:46:01,482 Oh, sitar shucks, we left that at home. 964 00:46:01,586 --> 00:46:04,140 Okay, guitar, Travis? 965 00:46:04,244 --> 00:46:05,038 Sorta. 966 00:46:05,141 --> 00:46:06,764 Oh my gosh play, "MMMBop." 967 00:46:06,867 --> 00:46:07,557 Oh, "Orion" by Metallica. 968 00:46:10,940 --> 00:46:12,390 Guys, what do you think? 969 00:46:12,493 --> 00:46:14,081 "Orion" by Metallica, or? 970 00:46:14,185 --> 00:46:15,738 Play us "Run the Game." 971 00:46:15,842 --> 00:46:17,913 Wow, we are really winning. 972 00:46:18,016 --> 00:46:18,879 Can you play any Dylan? 973 00:46:18,983 --> 00:46:22,158 Legally, no, but 974 00:46:22,262 --> 00:46:24,402 What about, "Neutral Milk Hotel?" 975 00:46:24,505 --> 00:46:25,506 What? 976 00:46:25,610 --> 00:46:28,026 "Neutral Milk Hotel?" 977 00:46:28,130 --> 00:46:29,959 What's so weird about that? 978 00:46:30,063 --> 00:46:32,548 Well, it's a little serious 979 00:46:32,651 --> 00:46:34,688 - and shitty. - It's dark. 980 00:46:36,276 --> 00:46:38,312 Leg, I mean, come on, it's just a little weird 981 00:46:38,416 --> 00:46:41,522 you wanna listen to the song about Anne Frank 982 00:46:41,626 --> 00:46:42,661 at my bachelorette weekend? 983 00:46:42,765 --> 00:46:43,835 Well, why? 984 00:46:47,977 --> 00:46:49,082 It's a little depressing. 985 00:46:49,185 --> 00:46:51,049 Yeah, it's just like. 986 00:46:52,499 --> 00:46:57,262 Yeah, we just, we love you for who you are inside. 987 00:46:58,954 --> 00:47:00,438 And who is that? 988 00:47:00,541 --> 00:47:04,925 Oh, you're the one who reminds us to have a good time. 989 00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:09,412 Cool. 990 00:47:09,516 --> 00:47:11,759 That's all you guys ever really think of me, right. 991 00:47:11,863 --> 00:47:13,209 The party girl who used to boof 992 00:47:13,313 --> 00:47:15,108 at the sick, high rush parties. 993 00:47:15,211 --> 00:47:16,523 - It was awesome, yeah. - Yeah. 994 00:47:17,938 --> 00:47:19,595 What? 995 00:47:19,698 --> 00:47:22,494 I am so sick and tired of you guys not taking me seriously. 996 00:47:24,393 --> 00:47:27,120 Like, you know, I have like a very legit job now 997 00:47:27,223 --> 00:47:28,569 and I'm doing really well. 998 00:47:28,673 --> 00:47:31,331 And I have to be organized and responsible and clever 999 00:47:31,434 --> 00:47:31,952 and I'm really fucking 1000 00:47:32,056 --> 00:47:32,815 good at it. 1001 00:47:32,919 --> 00:47:33,989 You are. 1002 00:47:34,092 --> 00:47:34,886 And I'm sorry, I just wanted to have 1003 00:47:34,990 --> 00:47:36,646 a fun weekend with my friends. 1004 00:47:40,547 --> 00:47:41,341 All right. 1005 00:47:41,444 --> 00:47:42,169 Okay. 1006 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:44,896 I'm gonna go inside. 1007 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,449 - Leggy. - What? 1008 00:47:46,553 --> 00:47:47,657 No. 1009 00:47:47,761 --> 00:47:48,935 - Like he'll play it. - Yeah. 1010 00:47:49,038 --> 00:47:50,212 Leggy we can play it. 1011 00:47:50,315 --> 00:47:52,800 It'll be like really mellow. 1012 00:47:52,904 --> 00:47:54,526 Actually, I think I figured out the chords 1013 00:47:54,630 --> 00:47:57,115 to that one Dylan song. 1014 00:47:57,219 --> 00:47:58,806 We should probably go make sure Allegra's okay. 1015 00:47:58,910 --> 00:47:59,635 Yeah. 1016 00:48:00,981 --> 00:48:01,948 Yeah, definitely. 1017 00:48:03,121 --> 00:48:05,744 Hey, can we try this again tomorrow? 1018 00:48:05,848 --> 00:48:06,780 I'll see you at dark? 1019 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,333 Yeah, I'll see you Travis. 1020 00:48:10,646 --> 00:48:11,371 Ugh. 1021 00:48:20,759 --> 00:48:22,071 It looks like it's just you. 1022 00:48:26,006 --> 00:48:28,906 I guess I'll go fuck myself. 1023 00:48:31,356 --> 00:48:34,325 Your body is made up of 80% of water. 1024 00:48:34,428 --> 00:48:38,846 We should only be ingesting water-based molecules 1025 00:48:38,950 --> 00:48:41,056 and plant-based proteins. 1026 00:48:42,298 --> 00:48:45,370 Having meat is murder. 1027 00:48:46,993 --> 00:48:51,411 Would you eat your family dog? 1028 00:48:52,895 --> 00:48:54,483 No. 1029 00:48:54,586 --> 00:48:58,625 Would you take your family's animals 1030 00:49:00,351 --> 00:49:03,664 and brutally turn them inside out, shredding them to pieces, 1031 00:49:03,768 --> 00:49:06,805 ripping off their hair, taking out their insides 1032 00:49:06,909 --> 00:49:08,566 and serving it on a plate? 1033 00:49:10,533 --> 00:49:13,502 Is just the same as if you were to eat a human. 1034 00:49:15,607 --> 00:49:19,715 Or your cat, would you rip the heart out of your pet cat? 1035 00:49:21,751 --> 00:49:22,683 Would you eat it? 1036 00:49:25,376 --> 00:49:27,619 But you sat there and you ate that chicken? 1037 00:49:33,625 --> 00:49:35,386 Never thought of it like that before. 1038 00:49:39,252 --> 00:49:40,322 Maybe I'll go vegan. 1039 00:49:43,635 --> 00:49:48,537 Well, as much as I love being traumatically shamed 1040 00:49:49,055 --> 00:49:51,367 for eating meat, I'm gonna go to bed. 1041 00:49:51,471 --> 00:49:55,302 Leggy, I'm really sorry about teasing you from before. 1042 00:49:55,406 --> 00:49:56,200 It's okay. 1043 00:49:56,303 --> 00:49:59,099 Yeah, we're so sorry. 1044 00:49:59,203 --> 00:50:00,411 And we know you're not a party girl 1045 00:50:00,514 --> 00:50:02,482 like a hundred percent of the time. 1046 00:50:04,656 --> 00:50:06,313 Goodnight. 1047 00:50:06,417 --> 00:50:07,245 Goodnight. 1048 00:50:12,768 --> 00:50:14,666 God, I forgot how sensitive she can be. 1049 00:50:14,770 --> 00:50:17,014 Aw, it's been a while 1050 00:50:17,117 --> 00:50:18,601 since we've all been together like this. 1051 00:50:18,705 --> 00:50:23,537 You know, I think tensions, emotions are just running high. 1052 00:50:23,641 --> 00:50:24,883 Yeah. 1053 00:50:24,987 --> 00:50:26,678 No, you're right, Dar. 1054 00:50:26,782 --> 00:50:29,440 But I'm just surprised you went to bed so early though. 1055 00:50:29,543 --> 00:50:30,682 That's crazy. 1056 00:50:30,786 --> 00:50:33,375 I don't know, it's kinda late. 1057 00:50:33,478 --> 00:50:36,654 Maybe we should all go to bed and just get some sleep. 1058 00:50:36,757 --> 00:50:37,724 Fresh start tomorrow. 1059 00:50:38,897 --> 00:50:40,071 I'm not tired. 1060 00:50:40,175 --> 00:50:40,830 Me neither. 1061 00:50:42,591 --> 00:50:45,594 Yeah, Dar, you just go on and go to bed, yeah. 1062 00:50:47,803 --> 00:50:50,116 I can stay up with you guys. 1063 00:50:50,219 --> 00:50:52,118 No, no, I mean you should get 1064 00:50:52,221 --> 00:50:54,465 some really good sleep tonight. 1065 00:50:54,568 --> 00:50:57,675 And like you were saying, emotions are running so high 1066 00:50:57,778 --> 00:51:01,058 and yeah, go on. 1067 00:51:02,473 --> 00:51:03,853 Okay. 1068 00:51:03,957 --> 00:51:05,821 Don't stay up too late. 1069 00:51:06,925 --> 00:51:09,376 Okay wait, so beeswax. 1070 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:10,757 Mm-hmm. 1071 00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:13,484 That's something like absolutely stay away from. 1072 00:51:13,587 --> 00:51:14,554 That's murder. 1073 00:51:15,831 --> 00:51:20,422 ♪ She's got a style that most girls would kill for ♪ 1074 00:51:21,388 --> 00:51:24,805 ♪ A delicious disaster 1075 00:51:27,394 --> 00:51:32,158 ♪ The kind of girl that most guys would dream of ♪ 1076 00:51:32,813 --> 00:51:35,851 ♪ Too good to go after 1077 00:51:38,302 --> 00:51:43,203 ♪ Ain't gotta try, she's a natural ♪ 1078 00:51:43,548 --> 00:51:45,688 ♪ She's stays so balanced ♪ 1079 00:51:45,792 --> 00:51:49,209 ♪ Well time will tell 1080 00:51:49,313 --> 00:51:51,867 ♪ If you try to cut her down 1081 00:51:51,970 --> 00:51:54,697 ♪ She's got the higher ground 1082 00:51:54,801 --> 00:51:59,633 ♪ They're all just jealous of how she does it ♪ 1083 00:52:00,427 --> 00:52:03,258 ♪ She's got a style that most girls ♪ 1084 00:52:14,096 --> 00:52:18,790 Never have I ever not let someone do cocaine 1085 00:52:18,894 --> 00:52:20,309 out of my butt crack. 1086 00:52:20,413 --> 00:52:22,035 - So you have. - Did, done. 1087 00:52:24,589 --> 00:52:26,281 Like I haven't not let them. 1088 00:52:26,384 --> 00:52:28,628 So every time they have to do cocaine? 1089 00:52:28,731 --> 00:52:30,457 Just wanted to tell us that you let someone. 1090 00:52:30,561 --> 00:52:32,321 I just wanted to tell you guys. 1091 00:52:32,425 --> 00:52:34,151 Okay, so we all drink. 1092 00:52:34,254 --> 00:52:35,186 Why do we all drink? 1093 00:52:35,290 --> 00:52:36,256 I didn't do that. 1094 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:37,844 The story of me doing Coke. 1095 00:52:37,947 --> 00:52:38,638 Well drink. 1096 00:52:38,741 --> 00:52:39,777 Okay. 1097 00:52:42,366 --> 00:52:43,160 You got me. 1098 00:52:43,263 --> 00:52:43,919 What the hell? 1099 00:52:44,989 --> 00:52:46,439 Was that a car door? 1100 00:52:46,542 --> 00:52:48,820 Leggy did say she had a surprise. 1101 00:52:52,341 --> 00:52:53,963 No, that's never good. 1102 00:52:54,067 --> 00:52:54,826 - No. - Yeah, 1103 00:52:54,930 --> 00:52:56,345 I think it's really good. 1104 00:52:57,622 --> 00:52:58,658 I wonder what it is. 1105 00:52:58,761 --> 00:53:00,522 You guys, there's like a cop here. 1106 00:53:06,390 --> 00:53:07,529 I got a package, 1107 00:53:07,632 --> 00:53:10,704 I got a package for a woman named Emily. 1108 00:53:11,912 --> 00:53:13,604 Is that you, Gucci queen? 1109 00:53:15,364 --> 00:53:16,710 No, this is really embarrassing. 1110 00:53:16,814 --> 00:53:19,541 I am engaged to be married next week. 1111 00:53:19,644 --> 00:53:20,369 Gucci queen. 1112 00:53:21,267 --> 00:53:22,854 Ooh. 1113 00:53:22,958 --> 00:53:24,822 This is a pretty big package. 1114 00:53:24,925 --> 00:53:26,789 You sure you can handle this? 1115 00:53:26,893 --> 00:53:27,687 Yes. 1116 00:53:27,790 --> 00:53:28,826 She'll be fine. 1117 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:31,760 Do it, do it, I dare you. 1118 00:53:34,072 --> 00:53:37,835 - I told you no strippers. - Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 1119 00:53:37,938 --> 00:53:38,698 Boom. 1120 00:53:42,771 --> 00:53:44,082 Oh, come here. 1121 00:53:44,186 --> 00:53:46,223 Oh yeah, it's really hot in here. 1122 00:53:55,093 --> 00:53:55,991 Oh, no, no. 1123 00:53:57,993 --> 00:53:59,408 What is going on here? 1124 00:54:01,445 --> 00:54:03,240 I know you've been trying to stamp on the party, 1125 00:54:03,343 --> 00:54:05,449 but the party train is full steam ahead. 1126 00:54:06,381 --> 00:54:07,382 I'm the captain. 1127 00:54:07,485 --> 00:54:09,556 Chugga, chugga choo, choo. 1128 00:54:11,317 --> 00:54:13,042 You know you can touch it, you can look at it. 1129 00:54:16,287 --> 00:54:17,599 Chugga, chugga, chugga. 1130 00:54:20,429 --> 00:54:21,913 It's just a little harmless fun. 1131 00:54:23,121 --> 00:54:24,709 Fun? 1132 00:54:24,813 --> 00:54:26,711 This is supposed to be fun for you? 1133 00:54:26,815 --> 00:54:29,300 Okay bitch, you're really killing the vibe. 1134 00:54:54,498 --> 00:54:56,051 You all act like you wanna be better, 1135 00:54:57,639 --> 00:55:02,126 but you don't really, you just do whatever you wanna do, 1136 00:55:02,229 --> 00:55:04,370 no consequences. 1137 00:55:04,473 --> 00:55:06,820 God, this is a bachelorette weekend. 1138 00:55:06,924 --> 00:55:08,926 You should have known what you signed up for. 1139 00:55:09,029 --> 00:55:11,825 All you do is sit around and just like judge us 1140 00:55:11,929 --> 00:55:13,655 and make us feel like we're not good enough, 1141 00:55:13,758 --> 00:55:16,071 and we are. 1142 00:55:16,174 --> 00:55:17,417 You're not. 1143 00:55:25,391 --> 00:55:27,254 - Go, go, go, go, go. - Go, go, go, go, go. 1144 00:55:27,358 --> 00:55:29,084 Drink it, touch it. 1145 00:56:40,673 --> 00:56:42,019 Hey, can I sit? 1146 00:56:43,986 --> 00:56:45,298 Go for it. 1147 00:56:57,172 --> 00:56:58,932 They're not coming out here? 1148 00:56:59,036 --> 00:57:00,417 Nope. 1149 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:03,903 They've got enough entertainment up in there. 1150 00:57:08,804 --> 00:57:11,566 I've never met my followers in real life. 1151 00:57:11,669 --> 00:57:13,533 Did you think they're all like this? 1152 00:57:13,637 --> 00:57:15,121 Like what? 1153 00:57:15,224 --> 00:57:16,191 Basic bitches. 1154 00:57:16,294 --> 00:57:20,195 They're not basic bitches, 1155 00:57:20,298 --> 00:57:22,680 they're interesting. 1156 00:57:24,751 --> 00:57:26,788 One of them got a pass now. 1157 00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:33,380 Travis, they're repulsed by you. 1158 00:57:33,484 --> 00:57:35,141 - Not Darcy. - Don't Travis. 1159 00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:39,317 What? 1160 00:57:39,421 --> 00:57:42,113 Oh, you stay away from her, Travis. 1161 00:57:42,217 --> 00:57:44,357 I didn't tell her nothing. 1162 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:46,566 Don't get any closer, I mean it. 1163 00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:02,271 They got that guy up there? 1164 00:58:03,997 --> 00:58:04,653 They sure do. 1165 00:58:06,448 --> 00:58:07,207 Why? 1166 00:58:08,312 --> 00:58:10,107 Does that bother you? 1167 00:58:11,695 --> 00:58:13,213 I don't like it. 1168 00:58:13,317 --> 00:58:14,801 It's filthy. 1169 00:58:14,905 --> 00:58:17,528 Those women, they're disgusting. 1170 00:58:17,632 --> 00:58:18,564 Disgusting. 1171 00:58:19,565 --> 00:58:22,568 Oh, Travis, 1172 00:58:23,638 --> 00:58:24,984 you said it yourself, 1173 00:58:26,261 --> 00:58:28,574 they're up there having the time or their lives, 1174 00:58:28,677 --> 00:58:31,646 paying someone to act interested in them. 1175 00:58:41,552 --> 00:58:43,830 Darcy's kind of the worst of all, huh. 1176 00:58:47,006 --> 00:58:49,111 I think I saw him ratting on her before I left. 1177 00:58:51,182 --> 00:58:53,702 Why did you bring them to the house anyway? 1178 00:58:53,806 --> 00:58:55,117 What do you need my help with? 1179 00:58:56,981 --> 00:58:59,121 I asked you here to help me 1180 00:59:00,364 --> 00:59:02,159 and I know you'll and I need you, all right. 1181 00:59:06,094 --> 00:59:07,682 You think they even know that I'm your brother? 1182 00:59:07,785 --> 00:59:09,304 Oh, don't worry about it, Travis. 1183 00:59:10,685 --> 00:59:11,893 It's just better that way. 1184 00:59:15,897 --> 00:59:17,830 Which one of them's got them brass knuckles? 1185 00:59:42,164 --> 00:59:43,718 Oh my God. 1186 01:00:18,338 --> 01:00:19,339 Okay. 1187 01:00:19,443 --> 01:00:21,134 Hey, get up. 1188 01:00:21,238 --> 01:00:21,963 Okay. 1189 01:00:25,207 --> 01:00:26,070 Okay. 1190 01:00:26,174 --> 01:00:27,485 - Wake up. - No. 1191 01:00:27,589 --> 01:00:28,659 No, fuck off. 1192 01:00:29,556 --> 01:00:30,247 It's early, stop 1193 01:00:30,350 --> 01:00:31,524 Please. 1194 01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:33,077 No, shut up. 1195 01:00:33,181 --> 01:00:33,940 Okay. 1196 01:00:35,355 --> 01:00:36,563 I will do it. 1197 01:00:38,220 --> 01:00:38,911 Get up. 1198 01:00:39,014 --> 01:00:40,637 Leggy, where's the guy? 1199 01:00:40,740 --> 01:00:41,568 Travis? 1200 01:00:41,672 --> 01:00:42,569 Fuck if I know. 1201 01:00:42,673 --> 01:00:43,674 No, the stripper guy. 1202 01:00:43,778 --> 01:00:44,641 He has a name. 1203 01:00:44,744 --> 01:00:46,228 What's his name? 1204 01:00:46,332 --> 01:00:47,264 I don't know. 1205 01:00:47,367 --> 01:00:48,196 Classy. 1206 01:00:48,299 --> 01:00:49,059 Shut up. 1207 01:00:49,162 --> 01:00:49,680 No, you shut up. 1208 01:00:49,784 --> 01:00:50,647 Where is he? 1209 01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:52,096 I don't know. 1210 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,580 He probably went back from wherever he came from. 1211 01:00:53,684 --> 01:00:54,581 Yeah. 1212 01:00:54,685 --> 01:00:55,410 Well his car is still here. 1213 01:00:55,513 --> 01:00:56,480 Car is still here? 1214 01:00:56,583 --> 01:00:57,584 Yes, it's in the driveway. 1215 01:00:57,688 --> 01:00:58,344 He's in the driveway. 1216 01:01:00,001 --> 01:01:02,210 Did I miss the sun salutation? 1217 01:01:02,313 --> 01:01:05,385 All right, everybody, we're getting up. 1218 01:01:05,489 --> 01:01:07,422 We are searching the house. 1219 01:01:07,525 --> 01:01:09,355 We are gonna find this stripper. 1220 01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:10,805 We gotta search the whole house. 1221 01:01:10,908 --> 01:01:13,739 Emily you watch way too many of those crime shows. 1222 01:01:13,842 --> 01:01:16,051 Thank God someone does. 1223 01:01:16,155 --> 01:01:18,088 And if there's one thing I've learned 1224 01:01:18,191 --> 01:01:20,780 is that people wait too long to do something. 1225 01:01:20,884 --> 01:01:22,817 And if your gut tells you something's wrong, 1226 01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:24,473 you have to act on it. 1227 01:01:24,577 --> 01:01:27,131 But what if yours is the only gut with a problem? 1228 01:01:27,235 --> 01:01:29,202 I don't think she is the only gut with a problem. 1229 01:01:29,306 --> 01:01:30,756 Okay, ew, disgusting. 1230 01:01:30,859 --> 01:01:32,412 Don't make me pull the bride card. 1231 01:01:32,516 --> 01:01:34,518 No, well what about Kali? 1232 01:01:34,621 --> 01:01:35,553 - She pulled the card. - Get up. 1233 01:01:35,657 --> 01:01:37,901 Where is that bitch? 1234 01:01:38,004 --> 01:01:39,488 - Okay, please. - She's probably meditating. 1235 01:01:39,592 --> 01:01:40,938 Okay, be careful. 1236 01:01:41,042 --> 01:01:42,871 Text me when you get there. 1237 01:01:42,975 --> 01:01:45,805 I'm so tired right now. 1238 01:01:45,909 --> 01:01:48,256 I know, it feels like they really need you. 1239 01:01:48,359 --> 01:01:49,119 I know. 1240 01:01:51,224 --> 01:01:51,880 Okay. 1241 01:01:51,984 --> 01:01:52,674 Okay. 1242 01:01:52,778 --> 01:01:54,193 All right. 1243 01:01:54,296 --> 01:01:55,263 I can do this. 1244 01:01:55,366 --> 01:01:56,471 You should go. 1245 01:01:56,574 --> 01:01:57,403 Who are you? 1246 01:02:01,959 --> 01:02:02,684 No, not in there? 1247 01:02:02,788 --> 01:02:03,512 Next go. 1248 01:02:06,861 --> 01:02:08,276 Not in here. 1249 01:02:08,379 --> 01:02:09,449 All right. 1250 01:02:09,553 --> 01:02:10,899 Kali, are you in here? 1251 01:02:11,003 --> 01:02:11,624 - I'm going in. - Calm down. 1252 01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:13,315 I'm going in. 1253 01:02:13,419 --> 01:02:15,904 Okay, well no, let's just maybe knock one more time. 1254 01:02:16,008 --> 01:02:17,492 Kali, Kali, Kali, Kali, Kali. 1255 01:02:17,595 --> 01:02:18,355 Fuck it. 1256 01:02:19,666 --> 01:02:21,185 - Ooh. - Please don't touch anything. 1257 01:02:21,289 --> 01:02:22,842 - Okay. - Love it. 1258 01:02:22,946 --> 01:02:24,361 Should we check the closet? 1259 01:02:24,464 --> 01:02:26,121 No, I'm not a psychopath. 1260 01:02:26,225 --> 01:02:27,226 What do you think she does with this? 1261 01:02:27,329 --> 01:02:28,158 Just, oh my God. 1262 01:02:28,261 --> 01:02:28,917 Put that down. 1263 01:02:29,021 --> 01:02:29,884 I don't want her to see it. 1264 01:02:30,712 --> 01:02:31,575 Whoa. 1265 01:02:31,678 --> 01:02:32,852 - That is a. - By all means, 1266 01:02:32,956 --> 01:02:34,578 please continue to go in my personal space. 1267 01:02:34,681 --> 01:02:36,028 Oh my God, I'm so sorry, Kali, 1268 01:02:36,131 --> 01:02:37,408 we're just, we're here 1269 01:02:37,512 --> 01:02:40,377 because the stripper from last night is missing. 1270 01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:41,240 Missing. 1271 01:02:41,343 --> 01:02:42,241 Yeah. 1272 01:02:42,344 --> 01:02:44,622 So his car is here, but he is gone. 1273 01:02:44,726 --> 01:02:46,417 And on the, "Chilling Killings of Duluth" 1274 01:02:46,521 --> 01:02:49,386 there was this guy, he was a prostitute and he also. 1275 01:02:49,489 --> 01:02:51,043 That's not the same thing. 1276 01:02:51,146 --> 01:02:52,941 Okay, he was a prostitute and he went missing the next day 1277 01:02:53,045 --> 01:02:54,149 and he didn't return. 1278 01:02:54,253 --> 01:02:55,357 And it just like has really freaked out 1279 01:02:55,461 --> 01:02:56,531 - and we trying to figure out. - Maybe we can do 1280 01:02:56,634 --> 01:02:58,360 some meditation. 1281 01:02:58,464 --> 01:02:59,499 Yeah, that'll find him. 1282 01:03:04,263 --> 01:03:05,678 Okay. 1283 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:06,506 Okay. 1284 01:03:09,199 --> 01:03:10,683 So sorry. 1285 01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,029 I really am so sorry. 1286 01:03:13,272 --> 01:03:14,514 I told her not to touch it. 1287 01:03:20,451 --> 01:03:22,143 Basic bitches. 1288 01:03:22,246 --> 01:03:24,870 I feel like absolute shit. 1289 01:03:24,973 --> 01:03:26,112 Yeah, you're not looking that great. 1290 01:03:26,216 --> 01:03:27,804 Did she make you check the closets? 1291 01:03:27,907 --> 01:03:29,391 No, I'm not a psychopath. 1292 01:03:29,495 --> 01:03:30,876 Thank you. 1293 01:03:30,979 --> 01:03:32,636 Okay ladies, listen up. 1294 01:03:32,739 --> 01:03:35,156 We have a missing person on our hands. 1295 01:03:35,259 --> 01:03:36,847 Yep and we gotta think of something. 1296 01:03:36,951 --> 01:03:38,124 We have to think of something. 1297 01:03:38,228 --> 01:03:39,539 Okay. 1298 01:03:39,643 --> 01:03:40,540 I have an idea. 1299 01:03:40,644 --> 01:03:41,403 - What? - I have an idea. 1300 01:03:41,507 --> 01:03:42,163 Share it with us. 1301 01:03:42,266 --> 01:03:43,026 Do you have pictures of him? 1302 01:03:43,129 --> 01:03:44,199 Yeah, on Craigslist. 1303 01:03:44,303 --> 01:03:45,200 Great, great. 1304 01:03:46,305 --> 01:03:50,309 So what if we made lost stripper posters 1305 01:03:50,412 --> 01:03:51,620 and we hung them around? 1306 01:03:52,587 --> 01:03:53,691 What? 1307 01:03:53,795 --> 01:03:55,383 Wait, you're not joking? 1308 01:03:55,486 --> 01:03:56,625 No. 1309 01:03:56,729 --> 01:03:58,904 - Why are you marketing? - Oh my gosh. 1310 01:03:59,007 --> 01:04:00,767 I feel like people would think that was a joke? 1311 01:04:00,871 --> 01:04:01,734 No. 1312 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:03,080 And make him look legit. 1313 01:04:03,184 --> 01:04:04,530 Honey, I'm not gonna knock a good idea. 1314 01:04:04,633 --> 01:04:05,634 But that's not a good idea. 1315 01:04:05,738 --> 01:04:06,773 What if he's like in the woods, 1316 01:04:06,877 --> 01:04:08,154 we're gonna like hang him in the woods? 1317 01:04:08,258 --> 01:04:09,949 He probably just went out for a nice stroll 1318 01:04:10,053 --> 01:04:10,847 and he'll be back. 1319 01:04:10,950 --> 01:04:11,640 He'll be back. 1320 01:04:11,744 --> 01:04:13,159 Yeah. 1321 01:04:13,263 --> 01:04:14,505 And you all were flying high as a kite last night. 1322 01:04:14,609 --> 01:04:15,852 So you're not one to talk. 1323 01:04:15,955 --> 01:04:17,405 You have a literal dick on your face right now. 1324 01:04:17,508 --> 01:04:18,924 Guys, there's a potential kidnapper on the loose. 1325 01:04:19,027 --> 01:04:19,925 - Do I have a dick on my face? - Emily, 1326 01:04:20,028 --> 01:04:20,857 that doesn't even make any sense. 1327 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:21,754 Yeah, you do, it's fine. 1328 01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:23,307 We have to do something, okay. 1329 01:04:23,411 --> 01:04:26,414 We can't just let poor, what's his name, out in the woods, 1330 01:04:26,517 --> 01:04:29,244 maybe by himself getting chopped up. 1331 01:04:29,348 --> 01:04:30,038 What you wanna do, call the cops? 1332 01:04:30,142 --> 01:04:30,797 Yeah, I already did. 1333 01:04:30,901 --> 01:04:32,661 - What? - What? 1334 01:04:32,765 --> 01:04:34,422 And fun fact about that is that 1335 01:04:34,525 --> 01:04:37,287 even though the service sucks out here, 1336 01:04:37,390 --> 01:04:40,773 a call to 911 without signal is routed as a distress call. 1337 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:41,843 To the nearest tower. 1338 01:04:41,947 --> 01:04:44,673 You are actually insane. 1339 01:04:44,777 --> 01:04:45,916 We have too much stuff here. 1340 01:04:46,020 --> 01:04:47,297 We can't have a cops show up. 1341 01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:48,608 Okay, well maybe you should have thought of that 1342 01:04:48,712 --> 01:04:51,542 before bringing drugs to my bachelorette weekend. 1343 01:04:51,646 --> 01:04:52,819 I didn't bring drugs. 1344 01:04:52,923 --> 01:04:54,960 All right Emily, just call them back 1345 01:04:55,063 --> 01:04:56,478 and tell them we don't need them okay. 1346 01:04:56,582 --> 01:04:58,342 Just call them back. 1347 01:04:59,723 --> 01:05:00,931 Fuck, hide the drugs. 1348 01:05:05,867 --> 01:05:07,524 Hello ma'am. 1349 01:05:07,627 --> 01:05:09,250 We got a call about a missing person. 1350 01:05:09,353 --> 01:05:10,907 Yes, we're looking for a cop. 1351 01:05:11,010 --> 01:05:12,460 Well, good news. 1352 01:05:12,563 --> 01:05:13,254 I am a cop. 1353 01:05:13,357 --> 01:05:16,326 Not a cop, a UPS employee. 1354 01:05:16,429 --> 01:05:17,568 - Right. - What? 1355 01:05:17,672 --> 01:05:18,638 Technically I think I think more of a mailman. 1356 01:05:18,742 --> 01:05:19,639 Really? 1357 01:05:19,743 --> 01:05:21,020 - He was. - Okay, okay. 1358 01:05:21,124 --> 01:05:23,505 Let's play a little game called want of you speak. 1359 01:05:23,609 --> 01:05:24,644 Who placed the call? 1360 01:05:24,748 --> 01:05:25,576 That would be me. 1361 01:05:27,337 --> 01:05:30,685 So officer, we met a man last night who's now gone missing? 1362 01:05:30,788 --> 01:05:33,308 How long has this man you met last night gone missing? 1363 01:05:34,861 --> 01:05:39,038 Well, somewhere between the hours of four and six. 1364 01:05:39,142 --> 01:05:40,971 Mm, somewhere between the hours of four and six, 1365 01:05:41,075 --> 01:05:42,869 every other Tuesday, my wife goes missing, 1366 01:05:42,973 --> 01:05:45,182 and she's not really missing, she's at a hotel 1367 01:05:45,286 --> 01:05:47,046 and the parking lot smells like urine 1368 01:05:47,150 --> 01:05:48,703 and the swimming pool smells like second chances, 1369 01:05:48,806 --> 01:05:50,015 so I'm told. 1370 01:05:50,118 --> 01:05:50,912 Do you think he's there? 1371 01:05:51,016 --> 01:05:52,638 What? 1372 01:05:52,741 --> 01:05:53,880 Look, here's the way it rolls in a small town like this. 1373 01:05:53,984 --> 01:05:56,297 I need 48 hours, that's two days, 1374 01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:58,782 see, we have an education system too, 1375 01:05:58,885 --> 01:06:01,302 to report anyone as a missing person. 1376 01:06:01,405 --> 01:06:03,614 So gimme two days and then I can do my job. 1377 01:06:03,718 --> 01:06:04,650 That just seems like a really long time. 1378 01:06:04,753 --> 01:06:05,927 Yeah, I mean. 1379 01:06:06,031 --> 01:06:07,308 And he's gone now and you know. 1380 01:06:07,411 --> 01:06:08,930 - Yeah officer, his car. - Look, I can 1381 01:06:09,034 --> 01:06:10,828 take down some information. 1382 01:06:10,932 --> 01:06:12,278 All right, let's do that 1383 01:06:12,382 --> 01:06:14,625 and then I'll file a Missing Person Report two days. 1384 01:06:14,729 --> 01:06:15,799 But something you should know 1385 01:06:15,902 --> 01:06:18,560 is that his car is here but he is not. 1386 01:06:18,664 --> 01:06:19,527 And that's the thing. 1387 01:06:19,630 --> 01:06:21,736 So, that's why we're freaked out. 1388 01:06:21,839 --> 01:06:22,702 Yeah, his car's here. 1389 01:06:22,806 --> 01:06:23,600 - Okay. - Can't find him. 1390 01:06:23,703 --> 01:06:25,119 Again, you know what? 1391 01:06:25,222 --> 01:06:27,052 I'll take some information down, but I still need two days. 1392 01:06:27,155 --> 01:06:28,950 So just gimme some facts. 1393 01:06:29,054 --> 01:06:29,778 It's Bobby. 1394 01:06:29,882 --> 01:06:30,917 - Bobby. - Bobby. 1395 01:06:31,021 --> 01:06:31,608 - I don't think that's right. - Peter. 1396 01:06:31,711 --> 01:06:32,471 - Peter. - Peter. 1397 01:06:32,574 --> 01:06:33,161 Peter, it's Peter. 1398 01:06:33,265 --> 01:06:34,542 Bobby, Peter. 1399 01:06:34,645 --> 01:06:35,129 Yeah I knew it is one of the Farley brothers. 1400 01:06:35,232 --> 01:06:36,164 A stage name. 1401 01:06:36,268 --> 01:06:36,993 - Okay. - What's a stage name? 1402 01:06:37,096 --> 01:06:38,028 He's about like this tall. 1403 01:06:38,132 --> 01:06:38,753 - About like. - Shorter than you. 1404 01:06:38,856 --> 01:06:39,650 Six and a half inches. 1405 01:06:39,754 --> 01:06:40,789 Yeah, pretty average. 1406 01:06:40,893 --> 01:06:42,343 Completely hairless. 1407 01:06:42,446 --> 01:06:43,137 Like completely. 1408 01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:44,931 He was, he was totally. 1409 01:06:45,035 --> 01:06:46,209 Like his whole body was. 1410 01:06:46,312 --> 01:06:48,004 This is a personal choice thing going on. 1411 01:06:48,107 --> 01:06:48,763 - Okay. - You know. 1412 01:06:48,866 --> 01:06:49,591 His was too. 1413 01:06:49,695 --> 01:06:51,007 So yeah. 1414 01:06:51,110 --> 01:06:52,042 I'll go look around for this Bobby, Peter 1415 01:06:52,146 --> 01:06:53,630 with no chest hair. 1416 01:06:53,733 --> 01:06:55,390 This is him. 1417 01:06:55,494 --> 01:06:56,564 Jesus Christ. 1418 01:06:56,667 --> 01:06:59,049 Ladies, does anybody go to church in this group? 1419 01:07:05,366 --> 01:07:06,746 That was a lot of house. 1420 01:07:06,850 --> 01:07:07,678 It's okay, Emily. 1421 01:07:07,782 --> 01:07:08,679 He probably just wandered off. 1422 01:07:08,783 --> 01:07:09,749 I'm sure he'll come back. 1423 01:07:09,853 --> 01:07:11,165 I don't know. 1424 01:07:11,268 --> 01:07:12,373 Maybe Emily's right, I figure this is foul play. 1425 01:07:12,476 --> 01:07:13,546 Thank you. 1426 01:07:13,650 --> 01:07:14,651 Oh my God, do you think someone hurt Bobby? 1427 01:07:14,754 --> 01:07:16,446 Peter. 1428 01:07:16,549 --> 01:07:17,033 Oh, thank God, do you think someone hurt Peter? 1429 01:07:17,136 --> 01:07:18,275 I mean, I didn't. 1430 01:07:18,379 --> 01:07:20,243 But who do we know who's in the vicinity, 1431 01:07:20,346 --> 01:07:22,141 who clearly didn't like Peter last night? 1432 01:07:22,245 --> 01:07:23,694 Wait, did Travis even meet Peter? 1433 01:07:23,798 --> 01:07:26,180 No, no, not Travis, Kali. 1434 01:07:26,283 --> 01:07:28,492 Dar, I think that chick is crazy too. 1435 01:07:28,596 --> 01:07:31,495 But I let it slip to Travis last night that I got a stripper 1436 01:07:31,599 --> 01:07:32,772 and he seemed really weird about it. 1437 01:07:32,876 --> 01:07:34,050 Oh my God. 1438 01:07:34,153 --> 01:07:36,569 Okay, there's no way that you think Kali 1439 01:07:36,673 --> 01:07:37,536 did something to Peter. 1440 01:07:37,639 --> 01:07:39,400 That is, that's absolutely insane. 1441 01:07:39,503 --> 01:07:40,159 What? 1442 01:07:40,263 --> 01:07:42,023 Yes, I can. 1443 01:07:42,127 --> 01:07:43,576 Didn't you hear what she said last night? 1444 01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:45,440 "You should all be ashamed of yourself." 1445 01:07:45,544 --> 01:07:48,029 Darcy, why do you hate her? 1446 01:07:48,133 --> 01:07:52,206 I don't hate her. I just don't love her. 1447 01:07:52,309 --> 01:07:53,310 You've been so blind this weekend 1448 01:07:53,414 --> 01:07:55,036 because you're obsessed with her. 1449 01:07:55,140 --> 01:07:56,451 Okay Darcy, I admit she's not 1450 01:07:56,555 --> 01:07:58,246 what I thought she'd be either. 1451 01:07:58,350 --> 01:07:59,834 But you've been negative about her ever since we got here. 1452 01:07:59,937 --> 01:08:02,526 - Yes, yes. - Wow, Dar. 1453 01:08:02,630 --> 01:08:05,046 This is like the one weekend we get to spend with her. 1454 01:08:05,150 --> 01:08:07,945 I haven't spent time with you in over a year. 1455 01:08:08,049 --> 01:08:10,707 And you keep putting the stranger above everything else. 1456 01:08:10,810 --> 01:08:11,535 She's not a stranger. 1457 01:08:11,639 --> 01:08:12,847 Oh, she's not? 1458 01:08:12,950 --> 01:08:15,229 - No. - She is, Emily. 1459 01:08:15,332 --> 01:08:16,713 My God, just because you spend all your time 1460 01:08:16,816 --> 01:08:18,439 consuming her on Instagram, 1461 01:08:18,542 --> 01:08:20,682 does it mean you actually know her? 1462 01:08:20,786 --> 01:08:21,683 I think Lulu's right, 1463 01:08:23,237 --> 01:08:24,307 I think you are jealous. 1464 01:08:24,410 --> 01:08:25,273 - Oh, I'm jealous. - Yeah. 1465 01:08:25,377 --> 01:08:26,619 I'm so jealous. 1466 01:08:26,723 --> 01:08:27,896 But not because of our relationship, 1467 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:30,520 but because of how vulnerable she is 1468 01:08:30,623 --> 01:08:33,971 - and how authentic she is. - Oh yeah. 1469 01:08:34,075 --> 01:08:34,972 And you know what? 1470 01:08:35,076 --> 01:08:36,629 Guess what, Darcy? 1471 01:08:36,733 --> 01:08:39,908 No one made you do that dumb cooking show. 1472 01:08:40,012 --> 01:08:41,531 Oh, there it is. 1473 01:08:41,634 --> 01:08:42,566 There it is. 1474 01:08:42,670 --> 01:08:44,706 Screw you Emily. 1475 01:08:44,810 --> 01:08:46,950 And the two of you staying neutral isn't neutral. 1476 01:08:47,053 --> 01:08:47,882 Fuck off. 1477 01:08:53,267 --> 01:08:54,199 Assholes. 1478 01:08:56,235 --> 01:08:58,341 I was about to jump in. 1479 01:08:59,238 --> 01:09:00,826 Whatever. 1480 01:09:11,423 --> 01:09:12,148 It's ridiculous. 1481 01:09:12,251 --> 01:09:13,079 So typical. 1482 01:09:13,183 --> 01:09:14,288 Is everything okay? 1483 01:09:14,391 --> 01:09:15,392 - It's fine. - No, everything's not okay. 1484 01:09:15,496 --> 01:09:16,669 Our best friend just ran away. 1485 01:09:16,773 --> 01:09:18,361 And my potential soulmate is missing. 1486 01:09:18,464 --> 01:09:19,672 Potential soulmate? 1487 01:09:19,776 --> 01:09:21,122 Anybody can be a potential soulmate, okay. 1488 01:09:21,226 --> 01:09:22,779 Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. 1489 01:09:22,882 --> 01:09:24,332 Yeah, it's fine, it's fine. 1490 01:09:24,436 --> 01:09:25,816 She just had to have a moment. 1491 01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:26,714 But we're gonna get through it. 1492 01:09:26,817 --> 01:09:27,853 You will. 1493 01:09:27,956 --> 01:09:29,406 Well, perhaps someone should go off to her. 1494 01:09:29,510 --> 01:09:31,339 Don't pretend like you care about Darcy now. 1495 01:09:31,443 --> 01:09:35,136 Oh, I'm so sorry if I was upset last night. 1496 01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:36,724 But it does make me sick to my stomach 1497 01:09:36,827 --> 01:09:38,519 thinking someone may have gotten hurt on this trip. 1498 01:09:38,622 --> 01:09:40,797 Guys, whose bag is this? 1499 01:09:42,074 --> 01:09:43,903 This wasn't here before. 1500 01:09:44,007 --> 01:09:44,835 I don't know. 1501 01:09:44,939 --> 01:09:45,733 - Yeah. - Am I crazy? 1502 01:09:45,836 --> 01:09:46,768 I don't know, is it Peter's bag? 1503 01:09:46,872 --> 01:09:47,838 I don't know. 1504 01:09:47,942 --> 01:09:49,530 - Did he have a bag on him? - I don't know. 1505 01:09:51,290 --> 01:09:52,222 - Open it. - Okay. 1506 01:09:58,953 --> 01:09:59,850 Oh God what is that? 1507 01:09:59,954 --> 01:10:01,369 Oh God, that is blood. 1508 01:10:01,473 --> 01:10:03,095 Oh my God, I knew it, I knew it. 1509 01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:04,752 This is a real crime scene shit. 1510 01:10:04,855 --> 01:10:05,960 Stop talking about that show. 1511 01:10:06,063 --> 01:10:07,133 Okay, okay. 1512 01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:08,238 We have to call the police now. 1513 01:10:08,342 --> 01:10:09,584 And tell them what? 1514 01:10:09,688 --> 01:10:10,965 There's cleaning supplies in our Airbnb. 1515 01:10:11,068 --> 01:10:12,208 No, no, no, no. 1516 01:10:12,311 --> 01:10:15,383 It's like what Dino said about the bears. 1517 01:10:15,487 --> 01:10:16,212 maybe it's like that. 1518 01:10:16,315 --> 01:10:17,523 Dino, what? 1519 01:10:17,627 --> 01:10:18,904 Okay, somebody has gotta go after Darcy. 1520 01:10:19,801 --> 01:10:21,424 Okay. 1521 01:10:21,527 --> 01:10:22,770 Right. 1522 01:10:22,873 --> 01:10:24,910 So some of us should go and some should stay behind. 1523 01:10:25,013 --> 01:10:25,842 Oh my God. 1524 01:10:25,945 --> 01:10:27,119 - Okay, okay. - Okay. 1525 01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:28,776 I will stay. 1526 01:10:28,879 --> 01:10:31,088 I would like to purify the air after last night's filth. 1527 01:10:31,192 --> 01:10:31,917 Right. 1528 01:10:34,126 --> 01:10:35,023 Go. 1529 01:10:35,127 --> 01:10:36,197 Okay, okay, we'll go. 1530 01:10:36,301 --> 01:10:37,474 I'll stay behind and wait for Darcy 1531 01:10:37,578 --> 01:10:39,959 while Boulevard here shakes her crystals around. 1532 01:10:42,721 --> 01:10:43,446 Funny. 1533 01:10:50,729 --> 01:10:51,799 Where'd she go? 1534 01:10:51,902 --> 01:10:53,041 I don't know, but we should probably split up. 1535 01:10:53,145 --> 01:10:54,284 No, no, no, no, no, we can't all die. 1536 01:10:54,388 --> 01:10:55,837 Listen, listen, please listen. 1537 01:10:55,941 --> 01:10:56,735 You go that way. 1538 01:10:56,838 --> 01:10:57,805 I'll go that way. 1539 01:10:57,908 --> 01:10:59,185 - We'll find her quicker. - No, no, no, no. 1540 01:10:59,289 --> 01:11:00,256 Would you feel better if you'd something 1541 01:11:00,359 --> 01:11:01,912 to protect yourself? 1542 01:11:02,016 --> 01:11:02,775 Maybe. 1543 01:11:02,879 --> 01:11:03,673 Okay. 1544 01:11:03,776 --> 01:11:04,432 Okay. 1545 01:11:04,536 --> 01:11:05,295 Go grab the tire iron. 1546 01:11:05,399 --> 01:11:06,262 Oh, it's in the trunk. 1547 01:11:10,714 --> 01:11:12,785 Okay, okay, it's about five o'clock. 1548 01:11:12,889 --> 01:11:14,097 If you don't find her in a half hour, 1549 01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:16,133 - come back to the house, okay. - Okay. 1550 01:11:16,237 --> 01:11:17,618 - Okay. - Yeah. 1551 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:35,221 You shouldn't be back here. 1552 01:11:35,325 --> 01:11:36,947 I just had to get outta the house. 1553 01:11:37,051 --> 01:11:38,363 Did something happen? 1554 01:11:38,466 --> 01:11:41,366 Yeah, my friends are morons. 1555 01:11:41,469 --> 01:11:42,919 We've been best friends for like 10 years 1556 01:11:43,022 --> 01:11:44,403 and they're choosing this girl 1557 01:11:44,507 --> 01:11:46,267 who's basically a cult leader over me, 1558 01:11:46,371 --> 01:11:47,855 even though she's clearly deranged 1559 01:11:47,958 --> 01:11:50,685 and probably kidnapped the stripper or something. 1560 01:11:50,789 --> 01:11:52,791 Oh yeah, and the stripper is missing. 1561 01:11:54,586 --> 01:11:55,725 Are you okay? 1562 01:11:55,828 --> 01:11:57,658 I'm pissed. 1563 01:11:57,761 --> 01:11:59,453 I don't understand why they keep believing her bullshit. 1564 01:11:59,556 --> 01:12:01,627 She's just so fake. 1565 01:12:01,731 --> 01:12:03,422 That really bothers you. 1566 01:12:06,287 --> 01:12:08,565 You live out here, right? 1567 01:12:11,396 --> 01:12:12,500 Back that way a little bit. 1568 01:12:12,604 --> 01:12:13,846 It's kind of freezing. 1569 01:12:13,950 --> 01:12:15,538 Do you think we could go? 1570 01:12:15,641 --> 01:12:18,092 I wanna show you something first. 1571 01:12:29,897 --> 01:12:31,174 Where are they? 1572 01:13:39,932 --> 01:13:40,864 Breathe in. 1573 01:13:43,488 --> 01:13:45,041 Breathe out. 1574 01:14:50,278 --> 01:14:51,107 So beautiful. 1575 01:15:02,290 --> 01:15:02,981 You're so warm. 1576 01:15:06,674 --> 01:15:07,917 You must be real. 1577 01:15:20,792 --> 01:15:23,449 They think I'm jealous of Kali. 1578 01:15:23,553 --> 01:15:24,796 Are you? 1579 01:15:24,899 --> 01:15:25,624 No. 1580 01:15:27,661 --> 01:15:28,316 I don't know. 1581 01:15:29,490 --> 01:15:30,595 Maybe a little bit. 1582 01:15:30,698 --> 01:15:33,287 But I wouldn't accuse someone of foul play 1583 01:15:33,390 --> 01:15:34,944 just out of jealousy. 1584 01:15:35,047 --> 01:15:38,603 I mean, people even kill sometimes out of jealousy. 1585 01:15:38,706 --> 01:15:42,365 But you shouldn't be jealous of her. 1586 01:15:42,468 --> 01:15:44,022 I guess. 1587 01:15:46,438 --> 01:15:48,647 I don't know, it's not even that, it's just like. 1588 01:15:54,204 --> 01:15:54,895 What's wrong? 1589 01:16:03,110 --> 01:16:04,767 What are you doing? 1590 01:16:04,870 --> 01:16:05,595 I'm, 1591 01:16:07,597 --> 01:16:08,460 I'm. 1592 01:16:09,392 --> 01:16:10,462 Oh, okay. 1593 01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:12,119 What am I doing? 1594 01:16:12,222 --> 01:16:13,603 I'm gonna, I'm, 1595 01:16:13,707 --> 01:16:15,916 thank you, I'm gonna get back to my friends, thanks. 1596 01:16:16,019 --> 01:16:16,744 Don't go back. 1597 01:16:16,848 --> 01:16:18,781 What are you talking about? 1598 01:16:18,884 --> 01:16:19,609 I can give you a ride somewhere, 1599 01:16:19,713 --> 01:16:21,093 just please don't. 1600 01:16:21,197 --> 01:16:22,543 Okay, you're kind of freaking me out. 1601 01:16:22,647 --> 01:16:23,302 - Go back to the house. - Do you know something? 1602 01:16:23,406 --> 01:16:24,303 What are you saying? 1603 01:16:24,407 --> 01:16:25,477 You need to leave. 1604 01:16:25,581 --> 01:16:26,651 - Just go. - Don't touch me. 1605 01:16:26,754 --> 01:16:28,584 - Don't touch me. - Please, please, please. 1606 01:16:43,046 --> 01:16:43,944 Okay, okay. 1607 01:16:44,047 --> 01:16:45,324 Okay, okay. 1608 01:16:47,050 --> 01:16:47,879 Okay, okay. 1609 01:16:58,441 --> 01:16:59,822 Oh my God, you're alive. 1610 01:16:59,925 --> 01:17:01,202 Of course I'm alive. 1611 01:17:01,306 --> 01:17:02,756 Right, I knew you were, 1612 01:17:02,859 --> 01:17:04,792 but Emily was freaking out and then we found this stuff 1613 01:17:04,896 --> 01:17:07,243 - in the house and. - Like stuff? 1614 01:17:07,346 --> 01:17:08,313 Yeah, like stuff. 1615 01:17:09,832 --> 01:17:11,316 Hey, you mind if I come back in now? 1616 01:17:11,419 --> 01:17:13,352 Yeah, why? 1617 01:17:13,456 --> 01:17:15,113 Your friend Kali told me I had to leave this morning. 1618 01:17:15,216 --> 01:17:16,183 She said go take a hike. 1619 01:17:16,286 --> 01:17:18,047 I went and hiked through the woods all day, 1620 01:17:18,150 --> 01:17:20,221 but she said I could come back at night, so. 1621 01:17:20,325 --> 01:17:21,809 I need to figure out what's going on, I'm sorry. 1622 01:17:23,569 --> 01:17:25,710 Tell Allegra I said, hey. 1623 01:17:27,953 --> 01:17:28,644 Allegra. 1624 01:17:37,929 --> 01:17:39,689 Oh yeah, fuck this. 1625 01:17:45,143 --> 01:17:47,076 It's just a little bit of harness fun. 1626 01:18:53,659 --> 01:18:54,384 Darcy. 1627 01:18:58,078 --> 01:18:58,803 Emily. 1628 01:19:01,598 --> 01:19:03,152 Allegra. 1629 01:19:04,567 --> 01:19:05,326 Hello. 1630 01:19:10,021 --> 01:19:11,332 Where are you guys? 1631 01:19:19,030 --> 01:19:20,825 Oh, oh, no, no, no. 1632 01:19:24,173 --> 01:19:26,554 No, no, no, no, no, no, Leggy. 1633 01:19:32,526 --> 01:19:34,217 Leg, Leg, Leggy, it's okay. 1634 01:19:34,321 --> 01:19:35,391 It's okay Leggy. 1635 01:19:35,494 --> 01:19:36,219 It's okay. 1636 01:20:02,349 --> 01:20:03,108 Lu. 1637 01:20:09,563 --> 01:20:10,288 Emily. 1638 01:20:18,779 --> 01:20:20,367 Oh. 1639 01:20:20,470 --> 01:20:22,024 Oh fuck. 1640 01:20:22,127 --> 01:20:22,818 Oh fuck. 1641 01:20:22,921 --> 01:20:24,578 Oh Lu, no, no, no Lu. 1642 01:20:26,373 --> 01:20:29,928 I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. 1643 01:20:30,032 --> 01:20:32,344 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 1644 01:20:36,452 --> 01:20:37,211 Lulu. 1645 01:20:41,767 --> 01:20:44,011 It's okay, it's okay, Lu, Lu, 1646 01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:48,913 I need you to get up right now. 1647 01:20:49,016 --> 01:20:51,501 I need you to get up right now okay. 1648 01:20:51,605 --> 01:20:53,814 I need you to get up lulu. 1649 01:20:53,918 --> 01:20:54,815 - We need to go. - Hello Darcy. 1650 01:21:05,343 --> 01:21:06,447 You. 1651 01:21:06,551 --> 01:21:07,724 I knew it. 1652 01:21:07,828 --> 01:21:09,554 Everyone said it was Travis. 1653 01:21:11,176 --> 01:21:12,868 Guess my brother wasn't worthless after all. 1654 01:21:12,971 --> 01:21:14,386 Your brother? 1655 01:21:14,490 --> 01:21:17,769 Listen, I gotta make this quick. 1656 01:21:44,692 --> 01:21:45,590 Fuck. 1657 01:21:47,764 --> 01:21:49,283 Please. 1658 01:22:50,206 --> 01:22:51,483 What did you do? 1659 01:22:51,587 --> 01:22:52,829 Oh, come on, I couldn't save just one 1660 01:22:52,933 --> 01:22:54,003 because you liked her. 1661 01:22:54,935 --> 01:22:55,660 Darcy. 1662 01:22:57,179 --> 01:22:58,766 Give it up Trav, she's dead. 1663 01:22:58,870 --> 01:22:59,975 Darcy. 1664 01:23:00,078 --> 01:23:01,424 Jesus Travis, help me move the body 1665 01:23:01,528 --> 01:23:03,012 before the other ones get back. 1666 01:23:05,946 --> 01:23:06,671 Oh, Travy. 1667 01:23:17,578 --> 01:23:18,441 You don't wanna do this. 1668 01:23:18,545 --> 01:23:19,373 Release me. 1669 01:23:21,548 --> 01:23:22,998 I don't need you. 1670 01:23:24,551 --> 01:23:26,139 You need me. 1671 01:23:34,561 --> 01:23:35,424 Oh my God. 1672 01:23:47,746 --> 01:23:48,644 Wait, wait, wait. 1673 01:24:20,710 --> 01:24:21,470 Oh my God. 1674 01:25:11,485 --> 01:25:13,177 I just hope Kali's okay. 1675 01:25:14,833 --> 01:25:16,283 She was so freaked out. 1676 01:25:19,044 --> 01:25:20,494 I just wish she would reach out, you know, 1677 01:25:20,598 --> 01:25:22,807 like we went through this thing together and, 1678 01:25:25,430 --> 01:25:26,190 I dunno. 1679 01:25:27,467 --> 01:25:30,918 And maybe she will reach out in her own time. 1680 01:25:34,853 --> 01:25:36,545 Some people just need more time. 1681 01:25:37,925 --> 01:25:39,858 Yeah, I know. 1682 01:25:51,007 --> 01:25:52,595 I just hope she's okay.