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Hey.

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Hey. How's it going?

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Good. Dinner's almost ready.

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Okay. I'm gonna be a little late.

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There's a lotta traffic.

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Okay. How late?

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Maybe half an
hour. I'll see you soon.

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Okay.

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Baby, I am so sorry.

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Wow, this looks, this looks great.

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It's cold.

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It's okay.

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I like it cold.

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What's wrong?

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Nothing. Why?

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You seem nervous.

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I'm not--

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Shit.

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I'm sorry. Like I said, I,
I, uh, sorry I was late.

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I, uh, traffic was, it
was, it was insane today.

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No it wasn't, Josh.

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I checked the traffic. It's
the same as it always is.

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Uh, that's, that's, that's
strange. What app did you use?

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Where were you?

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I told you, traffic was bad.

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Hey.

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Anna, please give me my
phone back now, please.

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No, Josh. Not until you admit
you've been seeing someone.

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All right, fine. I'll admit it.

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I've been having an affair. Okay?

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Can I have my phone back
now, please? Thank you.

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No, Josh. Not after
what you just told me.

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Anna.

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Who is she, Josh?

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Who is she?

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Yes. Who is she?

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She's um, she's someone from work.

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Is it your assistant?

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Uh, yeah.

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You're having an affair with Bethany?

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How could you, Josh?

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I don't know. It just happened, I guess.

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What are we gonna do Josh?

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I don't know.

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What happened between us?

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We used to be so good together.
We had something special.

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I don't know what happened.
I thought we were so happy.

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I didn't, I didn't know
there was anything wrong.

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Is that it? Is there something
wrong with our marriage?

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Huh? Uh, uh, yeah, I guess so.

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I'd really feel better
if I had my phone back.

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Later.

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Was it me, Josh? Did I do something wrong?

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No.

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No. No, no, no, no.

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You were perfect.

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I was the one who was so
caught up in my own bullshit

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that I pushed you away.

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I just wanna make you happy, Josh.

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I wanna please you like
no woman ever has before.

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Will you let me do that?

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Do you love me, Josh?

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I love you so much, Anna.

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♪ Sunshine ♪

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All right.

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♪ Lying in the sun ♪

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♪ Not another rain in the winter ♪

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♪ All I want is sun ♪

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♪ Doesn't everyone ♪

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♪ Have a little thing from time to time ♪

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♪ Now it's time for the sun to shine ♪

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♪ And doesn't it, doesn't it feel good ♪

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Hi.

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You're dead meat buddy.

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It's not what it looks like.

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Well, what it looks like

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is another man in my house with my wife.

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What the fuck?

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Granted, I'm a little
tired from my red eye.

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But I've also got two eyes,

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and they're both right in my fucking head.

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Listen, okay? This is not--

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Tell me how this isn't
exactly what it looks like.

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Yeah, yes, I was, I was with Anna,

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if that's even her name, but (grunts).

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Hey.

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You okay?

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What the fuck just happened?

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Shh, be quiet.

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He still thinks you're unconscious.
It'll buy us some time.

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What are you talking
about? You did this to me.

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- Look, baby--
- He was standing

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right in front of me.

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No, no, no, believe me, I had no choice.

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I wanted to tell you, but I couldn't.

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He was watching the entire time

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through the security cameras.

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It gets him off seeing me with other men.

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This is, this is, this is crazy.

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Well, that's Love Bomb for you.

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Doesn't exactly attract
the healthiest of people.

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What?

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You still in bed, buttercup?

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You check out that app I sent you?

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What app? You send me a million things.

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Love Bomb, talking about Love Bomb.

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I told you I'm not ready to date.

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No, I know. That's why
Love Bomb is perfect for you.

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It's not like any other
app. Trust me on this.

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I had a session last week
that was mind blowing.

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And it's not just about the sex.

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It's, it's, it's, it's catharsis.

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Like, I worked through
so much of my bullshit.

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I'm trying to tell you,
it's better than therapy.

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You want milk?

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What milk?
- Almond milk.

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- Almond milk?
- Yeah.

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Okay.

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Josh. Josh, you there?

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Yes. Love Bomb.

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Buddy, I'm telling you, trust me,

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you are gonna have the time of your life.

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You can be anyone you wanna be.

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You can play out any fantasy
you've ever, ever imagined,

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no matter how up fucked up,
dark, and weird and twisted.

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I still love her.

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Who? Tara?

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Yes, Tara. Who else?

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What? That is pointless. She's moved on.

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He doesn't love her. Not like I do.

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He treats her like crap.

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Yes,

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and that's none of your business anymore.

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She wants to be with
a douche bag, let her.

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A rich douche bag.

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Yes, he is a very rich douche bag.

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But, hey, the good part is
that now you have the freedom

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to be a man and not a cock.

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Um, thank you?

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Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh,
has it ever occurred to you

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that every time you complain
about her still loving him,

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even though he treats her like shit,

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that then she treats you like
shit and then you love her?

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Yeah. What's your point?

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My point is that everyone's out here

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treating everyone else like shit.

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All right? So you gotta
get in while you can.

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Love Bomb, Josh. Trust me.

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Okay.

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♪ I like your abs ♪

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You guys have everything you need?

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Take the check.

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The check? Sure.

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Hey.

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Hey. How's it going?

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Good. Dinner's almost ready.

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Good. (chuckles) Um, I'm
gonna be a little late.

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The south traffic's awful.

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Okay. How late?

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Maybe half an hour. I'll see you soon.

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Okay.

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He gets off watching me
role play with other guys.

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Well he looked really upset.

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Like he wanted to kill me.

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And you, you were the
one who knocked me out.

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That's all part of the game.

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First time, he tried punching the guy,

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thinking it was gonna be
lights out, like in a movie.

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But that didn't happen.

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So, he forced me to
start using chloroform.

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Jesus Christ. How many
times have you two done this?

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Not many. Just twice. You're the third.

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What happened with the other two guys?

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Anna, what happened to the other two guys?

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Things got a little out of hand.

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What do you mean outta hand?

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Look, I'm sorry. I'm
sorry I got you into this.

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I, I, I can't,
I can't believe this.

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Why can't anything just work out?

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Hey, it's gonna be okay.

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We're gonna find a way
outta this, I promise.

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Oh, no.

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♪ Put out this fire ♪

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What's wrong?

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He played this song the last two times.

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♪ Only you, babe ♪

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♪ Can put out this fire ♪

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♪ Only you, babe ♪

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♪ Can put out this fire
burning in my soul ♪

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♪ Only you, babe ♪

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♪ Can put out this fire ♪

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♪ Only you can put out this fire ♪

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Look, Josh, do you trust me?

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No, I don't trust you.

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You, you fucking chloroformed me.

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You're a goddamn accomplice.

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I'm not an accomplice. I'm his wife.

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I'm as much of a victim as you are.

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Not quite. Nice try though.

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You think I wanna be doing any of this?

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I don't know. Maybe.

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You really think that of me?

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Anna, I have no idea who you
are. Why would I trust you?

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Things might be different this time.

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Tom doesn't wanna hurt anyone.

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He's just going through a
phase, like a midlife crisis.

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A midlife crisis is getting an earring.

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It's buying a motorcycle.
It's not abducting people.

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Shh, shh, shh, shh.

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He'll hear you.

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Wait. Where's my phone?

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I don't know.

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How 'bout your phone?

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What about it?

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If you're really not in on this,

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then you could call 9-1-1.

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I'm not calling 9-1-1 on my husband.

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He's not a bad man, he
just needs some help.

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I knew it. You are crazy.

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Maybe I am crazy, but I can't help it.

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I know he's fucked up, but I love him.

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Hey.

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What are you kids doing in there?

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Where am I?

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Nice try, buddy.
I heard you guys talking.

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I just hope it wasn't about me.

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I was just explaining
a few things to him.

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Really? Like what?

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Like how you don't
like finding your wife

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with another man.

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How angry it makes you.

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It's true. I don't like seeing it.

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But then again,

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I do like seeing it.

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You are a real stud, buddy.

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How did it feel plowing my wife?

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I bet it felt pretty good, didn't it?

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See, I can tell from your cheap clothes

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that you don't make a lotta money.

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And I imagine that added an extra kick,

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plowing a rich man's
wife, a rich little slut.

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Thing is, Josh.

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It's Josh, right?

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The thing is, plowing a rich man's wife

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doesn't make you a rich man.

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It makes you a,

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weasel.

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You dig what I'm saying?

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Uh, yeah, I guess.

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You, quite the intellect, Josh.

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Stand up.

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I can see why my wife is attracted to you.

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It's definitely not because of your looks,

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because compared to me, I mean,

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there's really not much
of a comparison, is there?

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Tom, maybe we can just--

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Did I bring you into this conversation?

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If you can't keep your legs shut,

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you damn well better keep your mouth shut

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or I'm gonna shut it for you.

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Do you like brandy?

264
00:18:53.215 --> 00:18:57.803
When I first started
drinking, I was a scotch man.

265
00:18:57.803 --> 00:19:01.181
Then I became a bourbon man for a spell.

266
00:19:01.181 --> 00:19:04.184
Recently, acquired a taste for brandy.

267
00:19:05.894 --> 00:19:09.356
It's not just the taste,
it's the whole ritual of it.

268
00:19:10.357 --> 00:19:13.902
The gripping of the snifter,
the swishing the brandy about

269
00:19:13.902 --> 00:19:15.487
before you take that first sip.

270
00:19:16.738 --> 00:19:19.449
Makes you feel like lord of the manor.

271
00:19:23.036 --> 00:19:25.706
Mm, yeah. Mm.

272
00:19:31.420 --> 00:19:32.462
You a gun guy?

273
00:19:34.423 --> 00:19:35.257
Of course not.

274
00:19:36.967 --> 00:19:37.885
Take a seat.

275
00:19:46.852 --> 00:19:47.686
Drink up.

276
00:19:48.854 --> 00:19:51.356
It's a little early for me.

277
00:19:51.356 --> 00:19:54.693
Nervous, huh?

278
00:19:57.321 --> 00:20:00.199
It's okay, I understand.

279
00:20:00.199 --> 00:20:03.285
It is an awkward situation,
but what can I say?

280
00:20:03.285 --> 00:20:06.830
Everyone has their own special
way of processing heartbreak.

281
00:20:12.878 --> 00:20:14.087
This little lady here,

282
00:20:18.008 --> 00:20:19.718
let's just say this isn't the first time

283
00:20:19.718 --> 00:20:21.011
she's broken my heart.

284
00:20:23.180 --> 00:20:27.601
Reacted with anger
before, anger and sadism.

285
00:20:29.019 --> 00:20:30.771
Where did that lead to, Josh?

286
00:20:31.730 --> 00:20:33.857
Me coming home to find her at it again.

287
00:20:33.857 --> 00:20:37.361
And yes, it hurt just as
much as the other times.

288
00:20:37.361 --> 00:20:39.404
So here I am gripping my brandy

289
00:20:39.404 --> 00:20:42.199
and grappling with my raging feelings.

290
00:20:43.659 --> 00:20:47.287
I'm on the edge, man. The fucking edge.

291
00:20:47.287 --> 00:20:50.332
But I said to myself, I'm not
gonna do what I did before.

292
00:20:51.375 --> 00:20:54.378
I'm simply gonna sit down with
the fella and talk it out,

293
00:20:54.378 --> 00:20:55.212
man to man.

294
00:21:00.717 --> 00:21:01.718
You like the brandy?

295
00:21:03.178 --> 00:21:04.012
Uh-huh.

296
00:21:12.187 --> 00:21:14.564
So did you two meet on the internet?

297
00:21:15.732 --> 00:21:20.737
Um, I think it would be
best if I just left. Okay?

298
00:21:23.240 --> 00:21:26.785
Oh, you don't wanna leave.
Trust me. You wanna stay.

299
00:21:28.578 --> 00:21:30.539
This is making me very uncomfortable.

300
00:21:31.415 --> 00:21:33.750
You have no idea what
being uncomfortable is.

301
00:21:34.835 --> 00:21:38.505
I could show you, or you
can sit there and humor me

302
00:21:38.505 --> 00:21:40.299
while I make an attempt to be civil.

303
00:21:42.342 --> 00:21:46.596
So, where were we? Uh, the internet.

304
00:21:46.596 --> 00:21:48.307
That is where you two met, right?

305
00:21:48.307 --> 00:21:50.642
That's where everyone meets these days.

306
00:21:51.643 --> 00:21:52.477
Hinge?

307
00:21:53.687 --> 00:21:55.772
Bumble?

308
00:21:55.772 --> 00:21:59.234
Raya? Blah, blah, blah.

309
00:21:59.234 --> 00:22:02.321
Did Anna tell you what I do for a living?

310
00:22:05.073 --> 00:22:09.077
It's funny, I think that
hurts more than the cheating.

311
00:22:10.454 --> 00:22:11.872
I'm such an insignificant party,

312
00:22:11.872 --> 00:22:13.790
there wasn't even a discussion about me.

313
00:22:13.790 --> 00:22:16.335
Fuck. Hold on.

314
00:22:16.335 --> 00:22:18.045
Need a second to process that one.

315
00:22:20.213 --> 00:22:21.048
Mm-hmm.

316
00:22:22.215 --> 00:22:25.761
Mm-hmm.

317
00:22:27.012 --> 00:22:30.349
Okay, I'm fine.

318
00:22:30.349 --> 00:22:32.267
You know, I said I was gonna
be civil this time around

319
00:22:32.267 --> 00:22:33.685
and I'm gonna stick with it.

320
00:22:34.811 --> 00:22:38.565
I'm a TV producer, Josh.
I make reality TV shows.

321
00:22:38.565 --> 00:22:40.859
That's what pays for all of this.

322
00:22:40.859 --> 00:22:43.945
That's what pays for Anna's
ultra-comfy lifestyle.

323
00:22:44.863 --> 00:22:48.825
There's lots of money in reality
programming. Lots of money.

324
00:22:49.910 --> 00:22:52.120
See, I produce several dating theme shows,

325
00:22:52.120 --> 00:22:53.121
if you're curious.

326
00:22:54.373 --> 00:22:59.378
You're probably not.
Whatever. It's all a facade.

327
00:23:00.462 --> 00:23:02.464
None of the people on
these shows actually date.

328
00:23:02.464 --> 00:23:05.926
They're all just actors
looking for their big break.

329
00:23:05.926 --> 00:23:09.221
Some folks would think that I'm
peddling lies to the public.

330
00:23:09.221 --> 00:23:10.931
But I tell you something, Josh,

331
00:23:13.392 --> 00:23:15.519
the shows that I produce
cause much less harm

332
00:23:15.519 --> 00:23:18.438
than the internet, especially
these dating sites.

333
00:23:19.898 --> 00:23:22.859
Hell, Anna and I met on a dating site.

334
00:23:22.859 --> 00:23:23.944
Did she tell you that?

335
00:23:27.906 --> 00:23:31.201
That's 'cause you guys
never talked about me.

336
00:23:31.201 --> 00:23:32.119
Huh, forgot about that one.

337
00:23:32.119 --> 00:23:35.288
Sorry, still uh, still processing.

338
00:23:35.288 --> 00:23:38.917
Anyway, the problem
with these dating sites

339
00:23:38.917 --> 00:23:42.587
is that they give people,
people like my wife,

340
00:23:42.587 --> 00:23:46.299
the illusion that they have
unlimited romantic options.

341
00:23:47.175 --> 00:23:49.219
Reduces courtship to a fucking buffet,

342
00:23:49.219 --> 00:23:52.806
and it is stacked with pics, stats,

343
00:23:52.806 --> 00:23:54.433
and extra helpings of bullshit.

344
00:23:56.977 --> 00:23:58.687
I see you staring at that gun, Josh.

345
00:23:58.687 --> 00:24:01.773
So if you're gonna grab it,
just do it already. Pick it up.

346
00:24:03.066 --> 00:24:04.609
Just do it.

347
00:24:12.033 --> 00:24:15.704
That's right, I activated the house's

348
00:24:15.704 --> 00:24:17.747
state-of-the-art security system

349
00:24:17.747 --> 00:24:20.709
while you were conked out in the bathroom.

350
00:24:20.709 --> 00:24:22.627
You can't open any door in the house

351
00:24:22.627 --> 00:24:25.005
without the security code.

352
00:24:25.005 --> 00:24:28.425
And yes, I'm the only one with the code.

353
00:24:32.804 --> 00:24:35.223
Polycarbonate windows
throughout the house.

354
00:24:35.223 --> 00:24:36.516
Impossible to break.

355
00:24:37.434 --> 00:24:39.895
You could waste a lotta
time and strength trying,

356
00:24:39.895 --> 00:24:43.482
and I might not shoot you while you do it,

357
00:24:43.482 --> 00:24:45.484
but I would not recommend it, Josh.

358
00:24:46.693 --> 00:24:48.778
You would just be putting
off the inevitable.

359
00:24:48.778 --> 00:24:51.656
So all that being civil
talk was just a lie, huh?

360
00:24:53.533 --> 00:24:55.702
You were never gonna let me go, were you?

361
00:24:55.702 --> 00:24:56.870
I don't know, dude.

362
00:24:58.330 --> 00:25:00.540
I'm just a sad clown
trying to make his way

363
00:25:00.540 --> 00:25:02.751
in this dumpster fire of a world.

364
00:25:04.377 --> 00:25:07.214
Generally, I go with my
instincts, and right now,

365
00:25:10.425 --> 00:25:12.135
my instincts are telling
me to make you pay

366
00:25:12.135 --> 00:25:14.804
for fucking my wife.

367
00:25:14.804 --> 00:25:16.473
I didn't know Anna was married.

368
00:25:18.683 --> 00:25:19.726
If I had known that--

369
00:25:19.726 --> 00:25:21.853
If you had known, you
wouldn't have fucked my wife?

370
00:25:21.853 --> 00:25:25.690
No, I wouldn't have.
I've been cheated on.

371
00:25:27.108 --> 00:25:28.443
My girlfriend was fucking some guy

372
00:25:28.443 --> 00:25:31.780
she met at fucking burning man, okay?

373
00:25:33.198 --> 00:25:34.783
So I, I know what it feels like.

374
00:25:35.700 --> 00:25:37.661
I would never do that to another man.

375
00:25:40.539 --> 00:25:45.544
Listen, Anna told me that this is um,

376
00:25:47.546 --> 00:25:49.422
it's a game you like to play.

377
00:25:50.257 --> 00:25:53.760
And hey, I don't judge.

378
00:25:56.680 --> 00:26:00.016
You guys are adults. It's between you.

379
00:26:00.016 --> 00:26:04.980
So, just let me go and I promise
I'm not gonna tell anybody.

380
00:26:07.983 --> 00:26:09.276
I know you won't, Josh.

381
00:26:10.443 --> 00:26:13.863
And for the record, I am
sympathetic for what happened

382
00:26:13.863 --> 00:26:17.534
between you and your girl and
the asshole at Burning Man.

383
00:26:20.745 --> 00:26:25.458
But I still have to
torture you, because, well,

384
00:26:27.711 --> 00:26:31.381
I'm just a sick fuck and
I like to torture people.

385
00:26:31.381 --> 00:26:33.883
I don't know what to tell
you. It fucking gets me off.

386
00:26:34.926 --> 00:26:37.762
You've been on Love Bomb, you
know people have their kinks.

387
00:26:37.762 --> 00:26:40.307
But in my case, I'm not role playing.

388
00:26:40.307 --> 00:26:42.434
Anyway, we can do the
whole cat and mouse thing

389
00:26:42.434 --> 00:26:43.977
until I eventually catch you

390
00:26:43.977 --> 00:26:46.646
and take you to my romper room, or...

391
00:27:03.038 --> 00:27:04.456
Cat and mouse it is.

392
00:27:10.253 --> 00:27:13.965
I've got a joke for you.

393
00:27:13.965 --> 00:27:18.720
What do cats eat for breakfast?

394
00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:19.888
Mice crispies.

395
00:27:20.805 --> 00:27:23.308
You're a fucking weirdo, man.

396
00:27:25.560 --> 00:27:27.520
The longer you hide,
the angrier I'm gonna get,

397
00:27:27.520 --> 00:27:28.813
which is fine by me.

398
00:27:28.813 --> 00:27:31.066
I want to be angry.

399
00:27:34.861 --> 00:27:37.947
You know, anger gets a bad rap,

400
00:27:37.947 --> 00:27:40.367
but it's really the best of all emotions.

401
00:27:41.201 --> 00:27:43.703
If there were no anger,
we would not be spurred

402
00:27:43.703 --> 00:27:47.415
to righteous justice for the
sins committed against us.

403
00:27:48.875 --> 00:27:49.709
Josh.

404
00:27:49.709 --> 00:27:51.127
You believe in justice?

405
00:27:51.127 --> 00:27:52.087
What the fuck?

406
00:27:52.087 --> 00:27:54.047
Because it's coming.

407
00:27:54.047 --> 00:27:54.839
Fuck, how did you...

408
00:27:54.839 --> 00:27:57.425
What is this place, a fucking fun house?

409
00:27:57.425 --> 00:27:59.511
Shh. Be quiet. He'll hear you.

410
00:28:02.097 --> 00:28:03.598
Shh.

411
00:28:03.598 --> 00:28:05.517
You're really good at
sneaking up on people,

412
00:28:05.517 --> 00:28:06.351
you know that?

413
00:28:06.351 --> 00:28:08.311
Did you uh, forget your
chloroform this time?

414
00:28:08.311 --> 00:28:09.938
I know you're upset.

415
00:28:09.938 --> 00:28:10.772
Upset.

416
00:28:10.772 --> 00:28:13.149
Your husband is a fucking lunatic

417
00:28:13.149 --> 00:28:15.151
who's trying to torture me.

418
00:28:15.151 --> 00:28:16.611
Josh.

419
00:28:16.611 --> 00:28:19.531
What the hell's
the matter with you women?

420
00:28:19.531 --> 00:28:21.825
How could you marry a guy like that, huh?

421
00:28:21.825 --> 00:28:24.202
Oh, let me guess, 'cause
he's, he's a bad boy.

422
00:28:24.202 --> 00:28:25.537
You think that's sexy, right?

423
00:28:25.537 --> 00:28:26.788
Josh.

424
00:28:26.788 --> 00:28:28.748
What the hell's the
matter with you women?

425
00:28:28.748 --> 00:28:32.168
A guy like that, a
shit guy like that, you marry.

426
00:28:32.168 --> 00:28:33.503
A guy like me, you leave.

427
00:28:33.503 --> 00:28:36.673
But no, if he's, he's got money,

428
00:28:36.673 --> 00:28:39.509
he's got good looks, he's
got a nice car, yeah,

429
00:28:39.509 --> 00:28:42.721
he can do whatever he wants,
no matter who he hurts, right?

430
00:28:42.721 --> 00:28:44.556
So this is my fault?

431
00:28:44.556 --> 00:28:46.391
I'm just saying, maybe you could learn

432
00:28:46.391 --> 00:28:48.435
to make better life choices.

433
00:28:48.435 --> 00:28:52.105
Hmm, that's interesting,
coming from a guy

434
00:28:52.105 --> 00:28:54.649
hiding in a closet from a man with a gun.

435
00:28:55.734 --> 00:28:59.279
How'd you get here,
Josh? Good life choices?

436
00:29:00.613 --> 00:29:02.532
I wasn't expecting this.

437
00:29:02.532 --> 00:29:04.242
Well, it wasn't exactly the life

438
00:29:04.242 --> 00:29:05.869
I had planned for myself either.

439
00:29:10.623 --> 00:29:13.376
In the beginning, he was amazing.

440
00:29:14.753 --> 00:29:18.965
He was everything I had hoped
for. He swept me off my feet.

441
00:29:21.092 --> 00:29:25.722
But after the wedding, it was
like a mask had slipped off.

442
00:29:26.765 --> 00:29:28.600
And once he had me,

443
00:29:28.600 --> 00:29:30.685
he could show me the person he really was.

444
00:29:32.228 --> 00:29:35.565
By then, it was too late. I was trapped.

445
00:29:38.234 --> 00:29:41.321
You could've left.

446
00:29:41.321 --> 00:29:44.491
Are you serious? You've met him.

447
00:29:44.491 --> 00:29:46.284
You think I could've just left?

448
00:29:46.284 --> 00:29:49.454
So instead of killing you,
he just gets to kill me.

449
00:29:49.454 --> 00:29:50.663
He's not gonna kill you, Josh.

450
00:29:50.663 --> 00:29:53.374
Nah, just torture me,
whatever the fuck that means.

451
00:29:53.374 --> 00:29:55.752
You know, men are so quick to tell women

452
00:29:55.752 --> 00:29:57.420
what they should've done.

453
00:29:57.420 --> 00:29:59.380
They shouldn't have been
walking home at night.

454
00:29:59.380 --> 00:30:01.424
They shouldn't have
been wearing that dress.

455
00:30:01.424 --> 00:30:03.635
They shouldn't have married that man.

456
00:30:03.635 --> 00:30:05.678
Maybe you guys can stop
being fucking monsters.

457
00:30:05.678 --> 00:30:06.554
How 'bout that?

458
00:30:09.307 --> 00:30:11.309
You all think you're the good guys, but,

459
00:30:12.852 --> 00:30:14.270
maybe there are no good guys.

460
00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:17.607
I can hear you in there.

461
00:30:22.987 --> 00:30:24.823
Tom, don't.

462
00:30:28.827 --> 00:30:32.455
There are good guys, Anna,
and I'm gonna prove it to you.

463
00:30:34.207 --> 00:30:36.292
You don't have to live like this.

464
00:30:36.292 --> 00:30:37.752
I'm gonna get you outta here.

465
00:30:39.045 --> 00:30:41.256
How do I get outta here?

466
00:30:41.256 --> 00:30:43.132
It's over there.

467
00:31:07.907 --> 00:31:08.700
Shit.

468
00:31:09.826 --> 00:31:11.160
What happened?

469
00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:13.371
He threw the
chair against the window.

470
00:31:54.787 --> 00:31:55.622
Excited?

471
00:31:57.123 --> 00:32:00.501
Wow, that's quite the
lump you've got there.

472
00:32:01.753 --> 00:32:03.087
Looks like it really hurts.

473
00:32:08.843 --> 00:32:10.386
Stop it, please stop it, please stop it.

474
00:32:10.386 --> 00:32:12.305
Not until you say the safe word.

475
00:32:12.305 --> 00:32:15.391
I don't fucking know the safe word.

476
00:32:17.310 --> 00:32:18.144
You don't?

477
00:32:21.105 --> 00:32:23.524
He says he doesn't know the safe word.

478
00:32:29.489 --> 00:32:34.243
Well then, I guess that means
you just don't wanna use it.

479
00:32:34.243 --> 00:32:35.078
Now then.

480
00:32:37.330 --> 00:32:38.748
What to do next?

481
00:32:40.500 --> 00:32:43.920
Please, please, please. Just
stop. I'm begging you, okay?

482
00:32:43.920 --> 00:32:46.214
I will give you anything you want.

483
00:32:47.924 --> 00:32:48.925
Anything, huh?

484
00:32:48.925 --> 00:32:50.176
Yes, yes, anything.

485
00:32:50.176 --> 00:32:53.930
Will you give me back
my pride, my dignity?

486
00:32:54.847 --> 00:32:57.558
How do you suppose you're gonna do that?

487
00:33:02.438 --> 00:33:06.567
Maybe, just maybe, I'll take yours.

488
00:33:14.534 --> 00:33:16.327
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

489
00:33:16.327 --> 00:33:17.954
No, no, please. No, no, please.

490
00:33:19.247 --> 00:33:23.084
Stop this. I don't wanna play
this fucking game anymore.

491
00:33:25.670 --> 00:33:29.382
Well then, on to the main event.

492
00:33:40.518 --> 00:33:42.020
What the fuck is that thing?

493
00:33:42.020 --> 00:33:44.605
This, my friend, is justice.

494
00:33:46.607 --> 00:33:48.693
What? What is he doing?

495
00:33:50.236 --> 00:33:51.738
I can't take this.

496
00:33:53.823 --> 00:33:55.116
Would you do the honors?

497
00:33:59.746 --> 00:34:01.998
Oh my god. What are you
doing? What are you doing?

498
00:34:01.998 --> 00:34:04.542
What are you doing? No,
no, no, no, no, no. Please.

499
00:34:04.542 --> 00:34:07.003
What, what is that? What
is that fucking thing?

500
00:34:08.421 --> 00:34:09.380
Stop.

501
00:34:09.380 --> 00:34:12.425
Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna, please just stop.

502
00:34:12.425 --> 00:34:14.844
Please, please, please,
please, please, please.

503
00:34:14.844 --> 00:34:15.928
Whatever it is, stop.

504
00:34:15.928 --> 00:34:17.138
Stop, no, no, no. Not my balls.

505
00:34:17.138 --> 00:34:19.724
Please, not my fucking balls, no.

506
00:34:19.724 --> 00:34:20.683
Fuck, fuck, fuck.

507
00:34:23.978 --> 00:34:24.812
Help!

508
00:34:26.606 --> 00:34:27.440
Help!

509
00:34:29.484 --> 00:34:30.318
Help!

510
00:34:30.318 --> 00:34:32.111
Hey, nobody can hear you, buddy.

511
00:34:32.111 --> 00:34:34.030
You see, this room is soundproof.

512
00:34:34.030 --> 00:34:37.325
You shit suck. You fucking monster.

513
00:34:38.201 --> 00:34:40.119
This is fucking happening to me, Tara.

514
00:34:40.119 --> 00:34:44.957
Tara, I love you. Please.

515
00:34:44.957 --> 00:34:46.084
Who's Tara?

516
00:34:47.502 --> 00:34:49.670
How should I know? Just do it already.

517
00:34:53.382 --> 00:34:56.594
Yeah, I don't know. He
seems like, really upset.

518
00:34:56.594 --> 00:34:59.889
This is just part of the
game. He's always like this.

519
00:34:59.889 --> 00:35:04.811
Wait. What? Anna, what the
fuck are you saying? Anna?

520
00:35:09.816 --> 00:35:12.401
Tom, is this woman really your wife?

521
00:35:12.401 --> 00:35:14.028
You have to tell me if she isn't.

522
00:35:15.947 --> 00:35:18.825
Yeah, uh, I mean, of course she is.

523
00:35:18.825 --> 00:35:20.660
Tell me the truth, Tom.

524
00:35:21.577 --> 00:35:23.996
My, our lives may depend on it.

525
00:35:32.630 --> 00:35:35.967
I mean, she's not really my
wife in the biblical sense,

526
00:35:35.967 --> 00:35:37.552
at least.

527
00:35:37.552 --> 00:35:39.512
I've had enough of this. Give me that.

528
00:35:42.682 --> 00:35:46.185
No, please!

529
00:35:50.273 --> 00:35:54.235
Stop. Help! Help!

530
00:36:06.414 --> 00:36:07.748
Goddammit!

531
00:36:07.748 --> 00:36:08.624
Tom, I (sighs)...

532
00:36:11.294 --> 00:36:12.128
Don't,

533
00:36:14.922 --> 00:36:17.091
don't tell me what you think.

534
00:36:18.092 --> 00:36:20.720
Tell me what you feel.

535
00:36:21.804 --> 00:36:22.763
I feel (sighs),

536
00:36:27.727 --> 00:36:29.187
I feel angry.

537
00:36:30.855 --> 00:36:32.440
Yes?

538
00:36:32.440 --> 00:36:33.858
Dissatisfied.

539
00:36:33.858 --> 00:36:35.818
That's good. That's good. Keep--

540
00:36:35.818 --> 00:36:36.652
Frustrated.

541
00:36:36.652 --> 00:36:37.778
Yes.

542
00:36:38.738 --> 00:36:40.364
I feel irrelevant.

543
00:36:40.364 --> 00:36:45.369
Yes! Yes. That is it.

544
00:36:45.369 --> 00:36:49.332
That is it. You feel irrelevant.

545
00:36:51.667 --> 00:36:53.294
You're past your prime.

546
00:36:55.588 --> 00:36:58.299
And I bet your prime
wasn't even that good.

547
00:36:59.550 --> 00:37:01.636
I mean, second rate at best.

548
00:37:04.513 --> 00:37:05.348
Right?

549
00:37:05.348 --> 00:37:07.141
Well, I don't know if I was second rate.

550
00:37:15.483 --> 00:37:16.317
Tom.

551
00:37:21.113 --> 00:37:24.033
We're, we're not talking about you.

552
00:37:25.826 --> 00:37:29.205
Tom, we're talking about the character

553
00:37:30.665 --> 00:37:33.793
that you have to inhabit.

554
00:37:35.127 --> 00:37:36.754
That's who we're talking about.

555
00:37:37.922 --> 00:37:40.383
I don't know. It just feels
like you're talking about me.

556
00:37:51.811 --> 00:37:52.645
Was I?

557
00:37:56.023 --> 00:37:57.608
What does that even mean?

558
00:37:57.608 --> 00:38:00.444
A flash fire? A slow burn?

559
00:38:01.362 --> 00:38:03.656
So he thinks the reason
I'm having a problem

560
00:38:03.656 --> 00:38:06.826
inhabiting characters
is because my emotions

561
00:38:06.826 --> 00:38:09.161
are too close to the surface.

562
00:38:09.161 --> 00:38:12.123
So what? It would be better
if you were more repressed?

563
00:38:12.123 --> 00:38:14.959
Who the fuck knows?
These classes are stupid.

564
00:38:17.420 --> 00:38:19.213
I keep getting turned out for parts.

565
00:38:20.172 --> 00:38:23.384
I went out for one last week
that was for a reality series,

566
00:38:23.384 --> 00:38:24.552
if you can believe it.

567
00:38:24.552 --> 00:38:26.262
The show is about washed up actors,

568
00:38:26.262 --> 00:38:28.347
and even then, I couldn't book the gig.

569
00:38:28.347 --> 00:38:30.558
That's pretty funny.

570
00:38:30.558 --> 00:38:31.350
No shit.

571
00:38:32.351 --> 00:38:34.020
Do you wanna know the worst part?

572
00:38:35.146 --> 00:38:36.397
I don't deserve any of these roles.

573
00:38:36.397 --> 00:38:38.566
I've been phoning in my auditions.

574
00:38:38.566 --> 00:38:39.400
Do you think?

575
00:38:39.400 --> 00:38:40.234
No, I know.

576
00:38:40.234 --> 00:38:41.527
I've been phoning it in for months,

577
00:38:41.527 --> 00:38:44.822
and my agent's gonna drop me, I can tell.

578
00:38:46.490 --> 00:38:50.619
Every time I read a
script, all I can think about

579
00:38:50.619 --> 00:38:53.372
is that son of a bitch
Scott bonding with my son.

580
00:38:53.372 --> 00:38:56.167
This dude's got the career
that I've always dreamed of,

581
00:38:56.167 --> 00:38:57.376
and now he's got my family.

582
00:38:57.376 --> 00:38:59.670
I mean, it's eating me up inside.

583
00:38:59.670 --> 00:39:02.506
Well, emotional depth
isn't your problem.

584
00:39:02.506 --> 00:39:05.509
If anything, you should be
playing more dramatic characters.

585
00:39:05.509 --> 00:39:09.221
Yeah, well, those roles
are going to guys like Scott,

586
00:39:09.221 --> 00:39:10.639
Mr. Golden Globe.

587
00:39:14.352 --> 00:39:16.812
I should've moved to LA a long time ago.

588
00:39:16.812 --> 00:39:18.939
No, no, don't say that.

589
00:39:18.939 --> 00:39:21.108
I think I would've had more opportunity.

590
00:39:21.108 --> 00:39:23.652
I don't think you want that opportunity.

591
00:39:23.652 --> 00:39:25.696
I was out there for pilot season.

592
00:39:25.696 --> 00:39:29.200
I locked my keys to my car
rental, had to call a locksmith.

593
00:39:29.200 --> 00:39:32.328
Guy calls himself
"locksmith to the stars,"

594
00:39:32.328 --> 00:39:34.497
gets my keys outta my
car, hands me the bill,

595
00:39:34.497 --> 00:39:36.290
looks right at me and says,

596
00:39:36.290 --> 00:39:39.668
"Hey, pal, remember out
here, it's not who you know,

597
00:39:39.668 --> 00:39:40.878
it's who you blow."

598
00:39:41.712 --> 00:39:42.838
He's a locksmith.

599
00:39:45.091 --> 00:39:47.343
You were the lead in a Tribeca movie.

600
00:39:49.387 --> 00:39:50.221
That's true.

601
00:39:51.138 --> 00:39:53.974
You know, I never would've
gotten that role if I had moved.

602
00:39:53.974 --> 00:39:55.518
They were only looking for local hire.

603
00:39:55.518 --> 00:39:58.187
That's because all the
real artists are right here.

604
00:39:58.187 --> 00:40:00.106
I don't even wanna be a real artist.

605
00:40:00.940 --> 00:40:02.024
I mean, look where it's gotten me.

606
00:40:02.024 --> 00:40:03.401
All I wanna do is book fuckin' CW shows

607
00:40:03.401 --> 00:40:06.362
so that I can provide for my family.

608
00:40:13.828 --> 00:40:15.287
So how's your love life going?

609
00:40:15.287 --> 00:40:16.205
Non-existent.

610
00:40:18.165 --> 00:40:19.500
How am I supposed to focus on dating

611
00:40:19.500 --> 00:40:21.293
when all I can think about is Katie?

612
00:40:23.129 --> 00:40:24.922
I'm never gonna get over losing her.

613
00:40:26.507 --> 00:40:27.800
May I make a suggestion?

614
00:40:30.052 --> 00:40:33.556
There's this app I've
been killing it on lately.

615
00:40:33.556 --> 00:40:35.224
It's called Love Bomb.

616
00:40:35.224 --> 00:40:36.434
You ever hear of it?

617
00:40:36.434 --> 00:40:38.894
No, I hate dating apps. You know this.

618
00:40:38.894 --> 00:40:43.441
Love Bomb is different.
It's real role play.

619
00:40:43.441 --> 00:40:45.693
Now you say you can't get
your mind off of Scott

620
00:40:45.693 --> 00:40:48.070
and the kids, you wanna get
back in the acting game.

621
00:40:48.070 --> 00:40:50.781
Here's a chance to kill
two birds with one stone.

622
00:40:52.116 --> 00:40:56.203
Get laid, and get your acting chops back.

623
00:40:59.206 --> 00:41:03.878
I don't know. I mean, what
if somebody sees me on there?

624
00:41:03.878 --> 00:41:05.212
Nah, I could get canceled.

625
00:41:05.212 --> 00:41:06.881
If anybody sees you on there,

626
00:41:06.881 --> 00:41:08.757
it means they are also on there.

627
00:41:10.217 --> 00:41:12.303
And I, I, I think you
need to have a career

628
00:41:12.303 --> 00:41:14.054
in the first place to get canceled.

629
00:41:15.848 --> 00:41:16.932
I, I, I didn't mean that.

630
00:41:16.932 --> 00:41:17.808
Dude, come on.

631
00:41:17.808 --> 00:41:19.226
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

632
00:41:23.564 --> 00:41:25.065
You want another one?

633
00:41:25.065 --> 00:41:26.192
Yes, please.

634
00:41:27.234 --> 00:41:28.736
How 'bout you gentlemen?

635
00:41:31.530 --> 00:41:32.364
Come on.

636
00:41:56.722 --> 00:41:59.433
You're dead meat, buddy.

637
00:42:00.267 --> 00:42:01.477
You're dead meat, buddy.

638
00:42:03.103 --> 00:42:05.314
You're dead meat, buddy.

639
00:42:13.030 --> 00:42:16.825
Yes, yeah, yes, I was
um, was with uh, Anna,

640
00:42:16.825 --> 00:42:18.285
if that's even her real name.

641
00:42:23.791 --> 00:42:28.796
Holy shit. Did you
just chloroform that guy?

642
00:42:29.004 --> 00:42:30.673
Don't worry, he's into it. Trust me.

643
00:42:30.673 --> 00:42:32.424
Ah, fuck.

644
00:42:33.717 --> 00:42:35.928
I, I don't know about all this.

645
00:42:35.928 --> 00:42:39.390
This is part of the game.
Are you gonna do this or not?

646
00:42:42.476 --> 00:42:43.561
Yeah.

647
00:42:43.561 --> 00:42:45.646
Look, his name is Josh.

648
00:42:45.646 --> 00:42:47.815
He's into submission and punishment.

649
00:42:47.815 --> 00:42:49.942
You want me to show you
the messages between us?

650
00:42:51.610 --> 00:42:52.903
No, it's cool.

651
00:42:54.113 --> 00:42:55.447
I mean, we probably
don't wanna know too much

652
00:42:55.447 --> 00:42:57.032
about each other, right?

653
00:42:57.032 --> 00:42:57.866
Exactly.

654
00:43:00.244 --> 00:43:03.789
You know, you look a lot
older than your headshots.

655
00:43:03.789 --> 00:43:05.749
I just had those taken last year.

656
00:43:05.749 --> 00:43:08.794
Sure you did. Come on, help me.

657
00:43:08.794 --> 00:43:10.004
Get the legs.

658
00:43:10.004 --> 00:43:14.675
One, two, three. Where are we taking him?

659
00:43:14.675 --> 00:43:16.176
The bathroom.

660
00:43:16.176 --> 00:43:20.014
I thought you had like a
sex dungeon or something.

661
00:43:20.014 --> 00:43:21.765
That's for the final act.

662
00:43:21.765 --> 00:43:24.310
We need to build up some suspense first.

663
00:43:24.310 --> 00:43:25.978
We want it to feel real, right?

664
00:43:25.978 --> 00:43:27.479
Uh, sure.

665
00:43:34.111 --> 00:43:36.530
So, I'll be in there with him,

666
00:43:36.530 --> 00:43:38.073
telling him what a monster you are,

667
00:43:38.073 --> 00:43:40.576
while you hang back in the living room.

668
00:43:40.576 --> 00:43:44.038
When you feel it's right for
your character or whatever,

669
00:43:44.038 --> 00:43:46.915
barge in and drag him out,
the rougher the better.

670
00:43:46.915 --> 00:43:48.667
He likes it that way.

671
00:43:48.667 --> 00:43:49.501
Ah.

672
00:43:51.462 --> 00:43:52.296
All right.

673
00:43:54.089 --> 00:43:55.966
And can you do me a favor?

674
00:43:55.966 --> 00:43:57.217
What?

675
00:43:57.217 --> 00:43:59.845
Stop breaking character.

676
00:44:03.766 --> 00:44:05.184
It won't happen again.

677
00:44:28.999 --> 00:44:29.833
Please.

678
00:44:29.833 --> 00:44:33.087
Is it safe you to
keep doing it like that?

679
00:44:34.213 --> 00:44:36.757
What did I tell you
about breaking character?

680
00:44:36.757 --> 00:44:39.551
You've never met this
guy before, have you?

681
00:44:39.551 --> 00:44:40.803
So what?

682
00:44:40.803 --> 00:44:42.846
So you've been playing us, lady.

683
00:44:42.846 --> 00:44:44.264
And this poor guy,

684
00:44:44.264 --> 00:44:47.309
he doesn't like having
his balls fried at all.

685
00:44:49.228 --> 00:44:51.897
You need to stop hitting
that switch lady, I mean it.

686
00:44:54.108 --> 00:44:55.776
What are you gonna do?

687
00:44:55.776 --> 00:44:59.029
Be a big strong man and try to stop me?

688
00:45:02.950 --> 00:45:04.368
Bet your insane ass I am.

689
00:45:08.372 --> 00:45:12.668
You're such
a fucking idiot, Tom.

690
00:45:12.668 --> 00:45:14.545
Did you really think that was loaded?

691
00:45:30.227 --> 00:45:31.145
Do something else.

692
00:45:31.145 --> 00:45:32.438
Like what?

693
00:45:32.438 --> 00:45:33.689
Fucking hit her.

694
00:45:34.815 --> 00:45:36.233
I don't hit women.

695
00:45:41.447 --> 00:45:42.865
You're a rat!

696
00:45:42.865 --> 00:45:44.366
Stop! Stop!

697
00:45:44.366 --> 00:45:47.202
Stop, stop, stop, stop, please!

698
00:45:47.202 --> 00:45:48.203
Give it to me. Don't.

699
00:46:02.342 --> 00:46:05.596
Sorry, man. She said
that you were into this.

700
00:46:08.098 --> 00:46:10.809
Who the fuck would be into this?

701
00:46:10.809 --> 00:46:14.146
Come on, buddy. You can do this.

702
00:46:14.146 --> 00:46:15.773
Ah, so now I'm your buddy, huh?

703
00:46:15.773 --> 00:46:19.359
All right, listen, I didn't
know it was a set up, okay?

704
00:46:19.359 --> 00:46:22.154
Now we gotta work together. Deal?

705
00:46:24.990 --> 00:46:26.158
Okay now, this whole place is locked down

706
00:46:26.158 --> 00:46:27.951
and I have no idea how to get out.

707
00:46:29.745 --> 00:46:31.914
Don't you have your cell phone?

708
00:46:31.914 --> 00:46:35.417
Yeah. Good thinking, my man.

709
00:46:38.796 --> 00:46:40.297
Where the fuck is my phone?

710
00:46:42.633 --> 00:46:43.592
Fuck.

711
00:46:43.592 --> 00:46:45.636
Do you think you put it down somewhere?

712
00:46:50.933 --> 00:46:52.392
So what do we do now?

713
00:46:53.602 --> 00:46:56.271
It's up to you, Tom. It always is.

714
00:46:57.105 --> 00:46:59.858
That's right. I make
the rules around here.

715
00:46:59.858 --> 00:47:04.863
I'm in control. I'm strong. I'm respected.

716
00:47:07.324 --> 00:47:12.329
Ha ha ha ha
ha ha.

717
00:47:14.581 --> 00:47:17.626
Okay. Let's do this.

718
00:47:18.961 --> 00:47:20.879
Ah, fuck.

719
00:47:27.678 --> 00:47:30.097
Uh, I don't know about this.
I feel like he's really hurt.

720
00:47:30.097 --> 00:47:31.390
He's fine.

721
00:47:33.392 --> 00:47:34.560
What the fuck are you doing?

722
00:47:34.560 --> 00:47:35.978
I'm gonna call 9-1-1.

723
00:47:35.978 --> 00:47:39.857
I keep telling you, we do
this all the time. He loves it.

724
00:47:44.319 --> 00:47:46.154
You want it to feel real, right?

725
00:47:47.322 --> 00:47:51.785
Well, lose yourself in the character,

726
00:47:51.785 --> 00:47:54.413
and it'll be the greatest
pleasure you've ever known.

727
00:48:39.207 --> 00:48:40.459
Oh god.

728
00:48:45.964 --> 00:48:47.674
So what do you think
happened to your phone?

729
00:48:48.550 --> 00:48:51.887
Ah, it probably slipped
outta my pocket or something.

730
00:48:51.887 --> 00:48:53.972
Okay (sighs), let's just,

731
00:48:53.972 --> 00:48:55.307
let's just try to find a way outta here.

732
00:48:55.307 --> 00:48:56.934
She could come to any second.

733
00:48:56.934 --> 00:48:58.101
Okay.

734
00:48:58.101 --> 00:49:00.938
Ow. Up there.

735
00:49:11.990 --> 00:49:14.952
Motherfucker.

736
00:49:23.794 --> 00:49:24.628
Dammit.

737
00:49:26.088 --> 00:49:28.423
Every door in this
place is gonna be locked.

738
00:49:29.466 --> 00:49:31.885
There's no way out. We're fucked.

739
00:49:32.886 --> 00:49:35.639
No, we are not fucked, buddy.

740
00:49:35.639 --> 00:49:38.809
Look, there is two of us
and only one of her, right?

741
00:49:40.102 --> 00:49:41.687
And we're men.

742
00:49:41.687 --> 00:49:43.063
I don't even care anymore.

743
00:49:44.481 --> 00:49:46.483
Now what kinda talk is that?

744
00:49:46.483 --> 00:49:49.319
Nah, I mean it. I've got nothing.

745
00:49:50.153 --> 00:49:52.781
My girlfriend left me. I have a shit job.

746
00:49:52.781 --> 00:49:54.574
Goddammit, I just wanted to have some fun.

747
00:49:54.574 --> 00:49:56.326
I can't even have that, so (sighs).

748
00:49:58.328 --> 00:50:03.166
Yeah, my girl left me
too, except she was my wife.

749
00:50:04.876 --> 00:50:05.711
She did?

750
00:50:06.670 --> 00:50:07.504
Hell, yeah.

751
00:50:09.297 --> 00:50:12.300
I was married for eight years
and she goes and hooks up with

752
00:50:13.385 --> 00:50:15.637
Scott Montgomery.

753
00:50:15.637 --> 00:50:18.181
The guy who just won the Golden Globe?

754
00:50:19.850 --> 00:50:21.727
They're always trading up, man.

755
00:50:22.602 --> 00:50:23.520
Always, right?

756
00:50:24.479 --> 00:50:25.856
You got any kids?

757
00:50:25.856 --> 00:50:26.690
No.

758
00:50:27.566 --> 00:50:28.400
I do.

759
00:50:29.443 --> 00:50:30.277
Really?

760
00:50:30.277 --> 00:50:31.903
Yeah.

761
00:50:31.903 --> 00:50:33.196
Got a little boy.

762
00:50:35.615 --> 00:50:37.659
He's in Cannes right now with Scott.

763
00:50:39.578 --> 00:50:42.998
Fucking guy's giving my kid
everything I never could.

764
00:50:42.998 --> 00:50:45.709
That experience, that's rough.

765
00:50:45.709 --> 00:50:47.127
Yeah. You're telling me.

766
00:50:48.795 --> 00:50:51.673
I love that kid more than anything.

767
00:50:51.673 --> 00:50:54.217
And it's only a matter of
time before he doesn't...

768
00:50:57.846 --> 00:51:00.766
Fuck. Who, who am I
kidding? He's better off.

769
00:51:00.766 --> 00:51:03.935
That's the saddest
story I've ever heard.

770
00:51:08.273 --> 00:51:10.525
Why are you doing this?

771
00:51:10.525 --> 00:51:12.444
Yeah, what the fuck is your problem?

772
00:51:14.196 --> 00:51:17.199
Oh, come on boys.
I'm just having a little fun.

773
00:51:17.199 --> 00:51:19.076
You boys like having fun, don't you?

774
00:51:22.954 --> 00:51:24.247
I don't know if you've noticed,

775
00:51:24.247 --> 00:51:27.584
but we're not exactly
having a good time here.

776
00:51:27.584 --> 00:51:28.627
Oh, I'm sorry.

777
00:51:28.627 --> 00:51:32.380
It's a strange feeling when a
woman takes control, isn't it?

778
00:51:32.380 --> 00:51:34.341
I'll give you boys a moment to adjust.

779
00:51:37.427 --> 00:51:38.845
What are you gonna do to us?

780
00:51:38.845 --> 00:51:42.349
How could I
possibly do anything to you?

781
00:51:42.349 --> 00:51:45.519
There's only one of me and two of you.

782
00:51:45.519 --> 00:51:47.729
And you're men, remember?

783
00:51:47.729 --> 00:51:49.523
Just let us out, okay?

784
00:51:49.523 --> 00:51:51.525
Not until I've had my fun.

785
00:51:51.525 --> 00:51:56.238
And boys, I'm just getting started.

786
00:51:56.238 --> 00:51:59.908
Oh, my god. She's gonna kill us.

787
00:51:59.908 --> 00:52:04.913
Yeah. Well, listen up, Anna,
or whatever your name is.

788
00:52:04.913 --> 00:52:08.416
You can try and dress
this up as social justice

789
00:52:08.416 --> 00:52:12.170
all you want, but you're no feminist.

790
00:52:12.170 --> 00:52:15.132
You're just some sicko who
gets off on hurting people.

791
00:52:15.132 --> 00:52:15.966
Yeah.

792
00:52:17.050 --> 00:52:18.135
Maybe.

793
00:52:18.135 --> 00:52:20.512
But you boys put your hands
up for this little experiment

794
00:52:20.512 --> 00:52:23.807
so you have no one to
blame but yourselves.

795
00:52:24.933 --> 00:52:28.270
That's, that's victim blaming.
She's victim blaming now.

796
00:52:29.229 --> 00:52:31.815
Anyways, from
the sound of things,

797
00:52:31.815 --> 00:52:34.234
you fellows are already dead inside.

798
00:52:36.278 --> 00:52:39.781
Maybe deep, deep down you just
want me to finish the job.

799
00:52:42.701 --> 00:52:45.704
I don't know about
you, I don't wanna die.

800
00:52:45.704 --> 00:52:48.456
Ditto. Fuck her self-pity
and fuck this crazy bitch.

801
00:52:48.456 --> 00:52:49.583
I say we make our way into--

802
00:52:49.583 --> 00:52:51.418
Ooh, I love secrets.

803
00:52:53.044 --> 00:52:55.046
What are you two losers plotting?

804
00:52:56.506 --> 00:52:58.091
Good. She can't hear us.

805
00:52:58.091 --> 00:52:59.885
I say we make our way
back into the torture room

806
00:52:59.885 --> 00:53:01.094
and fight our way outta here.

807
00:53:01.094 --> 00:53:04.723
Are you crazy? This house of death.

808
00:53:04.723 --> 00:53:05.807
This could be like the "Saw" movies,

809
00:53:05.807 --> 00:53:07.184
there could be booby traps everywhere.

810
00:53:07.184 --> 00:53:08.935
We don't have a choice.

811
00:53:08.935 --> 00:53:10.979
Let's just take a minute here, okay?

812
00:53:10.979 --> 00:53:15.483
We have to be smart about
this. Out fox the fox.

813
00:53:15.483 --> 00:53:19.154
Okay, I'm getting bored now.

814
00:53:19.154 --> 00:53:21.239
If you guys are gonna keep
whispering to each other

815
00:53:21.239 --> 00:53:23.074
like two little girls at summer camp,

816
00:53:23.074 --> 00:53:25.994
you're forcing me to come down
there and end this quickly.

817
00:53:25.994 --> 00:53:29.581
And believe me, I have
just the right toys for it.

818
00:53:31.416 --> 00:53:36.421
Oh, I can't believe this. No
lock screen on your phone, Tom?

819
00:53:38.173 --> 00:53:41.176
I have access to everything.

820
00:53:41.176 --> 00:53:43.845
Your emails, your photos,

821
00:53:45.263 --> 00:53:49.517
and this text you got
from someone named Devin?

822
00:53:51.311 --> 00:53:53.980
You put my phone down, now.

823
00:53:54.856 --> 00:53:58.485
Wait. Is this your son
we've heard so much about?

824
00:53:59.569 --> 00:54:01.488
Why don't you have a
lock screen on your phone?

825
00:54:01.488 --> 00:54:03.698
I don't wanna have to put
my password in every time.

826
00:54:03.698 --> 00:54:06.117
It takes like one second.

827
00:54:06.117 --> 00:54:08.119
I never thought I was gonna
be in a situation like this.

828
00:54:08.119 --> 00:54:08.954
Okay?

829
00:54:08.954 --> 00:54:10.538
Let me play this for you.

830
00:54:11.957 --> 00:54:13.625
Cannes is a lotta fun.

831
00:54:13.625 --> 00:54:18.463
I ate a crepe and I got to
speak French at the hotel.

832
00:54:18.463 --> 00:54:21.216
I'll send you pics
tomorrow, Dad. I love you.

833
00:54:23.510 --> 00:54:26.429
Oh, that's lovely.

834
00:54:26.429 --> 00:54:28.515
What should I text him back?

835
00:54:28.515 --> 00:54:31.434
Should I tell him what his
dad's been doing tonight?

836
00:54:31.434 --> 00:54:33.853
Electrocuting a guy's nut sack?

837
00:54:35.063 --> 00:54:37.691
I bet if I say just the right thing,

838
00:54:38.650 --> 00:54:43.029
or to be more precise, the
wrong thing, he'll show his mom

839
00:54:43.029 --> 00:54:45.865
and whatever visitation
rights you have will go poof,

840
00:54:47.367 --> 00:54:48.702
right out the window.

841
00:54:51.162 --> 00:54:54.833
Hmm. What to text, what to text?

842
00:54:57.252 --> 00:54:58.461
I've got it.

843
00:54:58.461 --> 00:55:00.255
Take your crepe and shove it up your ass,

844
00:55:00.255 --> 00:55:01.214
you little shit head.

845
00:55:01.214 --> 00:55:04.676
Don't you dare! He's
only eight years old.

846
00:55:04.676 --> 00:55:05.719
You fuckin' bitch.
- Tom, Tom.

847
00:55:05.719 --> 00:55:09.264
Tom. Tom, she's baiting you, stop.

848
00:55:09.264 --> 00:55:10.223
Here we go. Sent.

849
00:55:32.495 --> 00:55:35.081
You fucking idiot. Tom, stop.

850
00:55:48.345 --> 00:55:50.096
All right, all right.

851
00:55:58.021 --> 00:56:01.483
Hang in there, Tom, okay?
Hang in there. Hang in there.

852
00:56:01.483 --> 00:56:02.942
I had you fooled, right?

853
00:56:04.694 --> 00:56:07.447
When I was pretending to be
a big shot and her husband,

854
00:56:07.447 --> 00:56:11.618
I, I had you totally convinced, didn't I?

855
00:56:11.618 --> 00:56:13.536
Tom, it was a stellar performance.

856
00:56:16.664 --> 00:56:17.499
Stellar?

857
00:56:20.168 --> 00:56:21.002
Nice.

858
00:56:35.892 --> 00:56:36.810
Grieve later.

859
00:56:38.561 --> 00:56:39.938
I'll give you a head start.

860
00:56:42.315 --> 00:56:43.441
One Mississippi,

861
00:56:44.859 --> 00:56:46.319
two Mississippi,

862
00:56:48.405 --> 00:56:49.864
three Mississippi,

863
00:56:51.908 --> 00:56:53.118
four Mississippi,

864
00:56:55.370 --> 00:56:56.746
five Mississippi,

865
00:56:58.873 --> 00:57:00.041
six Mississippi,

866
00:57:02.210 --> 00:57:03.545
seven Mississippi,

867
00:57:05.755 --> 00:57:07.424
eight Mississippi.

868
00:57:08.716 --> 00:57:10.510
Following the model
established by Tinder

869
00:57:10.510 --> 00:57:12.762
and adopted by every
other major dating app,

870
00:57:12.762 --> 00:57:16.141
if we limit the exposure
that male profiles have

871
00:57:16.141 --> 00:57:18.643
to female users, they
will be more inclined

872
00:57:18.643 --> 00:57:20.562
to pay for upgrades.

873
00:57:20.562 --> 00:57:22.230
In its current version,
there is no incentive

874
00:57:22.230 --> 00:57:24.482
for male users to upgrade.

875
00:57:24.482 --> 00:57:26.776
It's essentially a free-for-all.

876
00:57:26.776 --> 00:57:30.029
Everyone has access to anyone on the app.

877
00:57:30.029 --> 00:57:33.700
Now, of course, when we
first started two years ago,

878
00:57:33.700 --> 00:57:35.243
well that was fine.

879
00:57:35.243 --> 00:57:38.246
But after last month's
projections it's clear,

880
00:57:38.246 --> 00:57:40.206
Love Bomb has become
the hottest dating app

881
00:57:40.206 --> 00:57:41.458
in the marketplace.

882
00:57:42.584 --> 00:57:47.338
We're finally competing with
the big boys, and girls.

883
00:57:48.506 --> 00:57:49.674
Word has spread.

884
00:57:49.674 --> 00:57:53.386
In a post-pandemic world,
people wanna get their freak on.

885
00:57:53.386 --> 00:57:57.140
Tinder and Bumble are fuckin'
vanilla compared to Love Bomb.

886
00:57:57.140 --> 00:57:58.308
Excuse my language.

887
00:57:58.308 --> 00:58:00.894
And now is the time to
take it to the next level.

888
00:58:00.894 --> 00:58:05.106
Now is the time to make men
pay if they wanna be seen

889
00:58:05.106 --> 00:58:08.693
by not only more profiles,
but the top profiles.

890
00:58:08.693 --> 00:58:11.321
If you're an attractive woman
making six figures a year,

891
00:58:11.321 --> 00:58:13.907
you don't wanna role
play with just any creep.

892
00:58:13.907 --> 00:58:15.116
Well, you'll feel more secure

893
00:58:15.116 --> 00:58:17.285
knowing the men that have access to you

894
00:58:17.285 --> 00:58:19.162
have the money to do so.

895
00:58:22.165 --> 00:58:26.669
Time is now, not a year from
now, not six months from now.

896
00:58:28.087 --> 00:58:31.758
I've already talked to our
product guys, and girls.

897
00:58:32.634 --> 00:58:35.220
They say the change to the
algorithm can be applied

898
00:58:35.220 --> 00:58:36.971
as soon as next week.

899
00:58:37.847 --> 00:58:40.475
Now the Reddit bros'll bitch
about it, but fuck 'em.

900
00:58:41.559 --> 00:58:43.478
It's not like they're
getting matches anyway.

901
00:58:43.478 --> 00:58:44.562
Am I right?

902
00:58:44.562 --> 00:58:45.396
Finished?

903
00:58:46.898 --> 00:58:48.983
Yeah. Thoughts?

904
00:58:48.983 --> 00:58:50.818
You're interested in my thoughts?

905
00:58:50.818 --> 00:58:52.695
Sounds like you had it all worked out.

906
00:58:52.695 --> 00:58:54.614
Well, I mean, I wouldn't say--

907
00:58:54.614 --> 00:58:57.534
Stop talking. You said enough already.

908
00:58:57.534 --> 00:58:59.244
There won't be any
changes to the algorithm,

909
00:58:59.244 --> 00:59:01.287
so if that covers everything.

910
00:59:01.287 --> 00:59:03.873
I'm sorry, but why?

911
00:59:03.873 --> 00:59:05.291
Excuse me?

912
00:59:05.291 --> 00:59:07.794
Why won't there be any
changes to the algorithm?

913
00:59:08.753 --> 00:59:10.880
It's funny, you used the
term "we" a couple times

914
00:59:10.880 --> 00:59:13.758
in your speech, but I don't
recall you being the CEO

915
00:59:13.758 --> 00:59:14.592
of this company.

916
00:59:14.592 --> 00:59:18.012
And I definitely don't recall
you creating the app with me.

917
00:59:18.012 --> 00:59:19.138
Am I mistaken?

918
00:59:20.640 --> 00:59:23.226
Or were you with me in
my Chinatown apartment

919
00:59:23.226 --> 00:59:25.061
dreaming up Love Bomb?

920
00:59:25.061 --> 00:59:27.355
Well, no, Anna, of course I wasn't.

921
00:59:27.355 --> 00:59:29.774
And, and I know you're the CEO,

922
00:59:29.774 --> 00:59:33.278
but you hired me to
give my, my, my opinion

923
00:59:33.278 --> 00:59:35.655
on things like this and
that's all I was doing.

924
00:59:35.655 --> 00:59:38.283
I mean, the projections
speak for themselves.

925
00:59:38.283 --> 00:59:40.952
It's true, the projections
say we're doing well.

926
00:59:40.952 --> 00:59:43.788
Between our ad revenue and
the premium subscriptions

927
00:59:43.788 --> 00:59:47.500
we keep getting, we're hitting
our annual growth targets.

928
00:59:49.210 --> 00:59:52.755
Love Bomb is underground and hip.

929
00:59:52.755 --> 00:59:55.425
If it becomes another Tinder clone,

930
00:59:55.425 --> 00:59:58.052
it'll cease to be underground and hip,

931
00:59:59.137 --> 01:00:01.514
and our users will
eventually go elsewhere.

932
01:00:02.682 --> 01:00:04.100
Then what happens?

933
01:00:05.810 --> 01:00:08.980
Yeah, but, but what about,
what about women's safety?

934
01:00:08.980 --> 01:00:13.526
I mean, there's no, there's no
filtering system whatsoever.

935
01:00:13.526 --> 01:00:17.071
Oh, because you care so
much about women's safety.

936
01:00:17.071 --> 01:00:18.823
That's it, right?

937
01:00:18.823 --> 01:00:20.617
Your proposed algorithm is gonna protect

938
01:00:20.617 --> 01:00:23.536
all of those women needing protecting.

939
01:00:26.873 --> 01:00:29.000
You make a lotta presumptions about women.

940
01:00:30.627 --> 01:00:31.544
But guess what?

941
01:00:33.338 --> 01:00:35.465
Maybe a woman making high six figures

942
01:00:35.465 --> 01:00:37.884
wants to fuck a hot bartender.

943
01:00:37.884 --> 01:00:39.552
Not that it matters what they do.

944
01:00:40.928 --> 01:00:44.599
Love Bomb isn't a dating app
for serious relationships,

945
01:00:45.642 --> 01:00:47.060
or sugar daddies.

946
01:00:48.102 --> 01:00:49.312
It's a fetish app.

947
01:00:51.105 --> 01:00:54.108
It's about one thing, and
one thing only, Jared.

948
01:00:56.986 --> 01:00:57.945
Getting off.

949
01:01:00.198 --> 01:01:03.409
I, I just was thinking

950
01:01:03.409 --> 01:01:05.078
it was time to expand is all.

951
01:01:05.078 --> 01:01:07.497
And I mean, I, I, I,
I think that Love Bomb

952
01:01:07.497 --> 01:01:08.331
could be so much--

953
01:01:08.331 --> 01:01:11.918
Thank you, Jared. (clears
throat) You can leave now.

954
01:01:16.381 --> 01:01:19.092
I wish I could just terminate
him because he's a dick,

955
01:01:19.092 --> 01:01:20.718
but I'll need just cause.

956
01:01:22.679 --> 01:01:23.846
Well, there's Cassie.

957
01:01:26.182 --> 01:01:27.350
Who's Cassie?

958
01:01:27.350 --> 01:01:29.018
She's one of the new girls.

959
01:01:29.018 --> 01:01:30.228
We were talking the other day

960
01:01:30.228 --> 01:01:32.480
and she said he keeps
asking her what she's up to,

961
01:01:32.480 --> 01:01:34.899
if she's free for a drink, et cetera.

962
01:01:34.899 --> 01:01:36.818
Has she made a complaint to HR?

963
01:01:36.818 --> 01:01:39.278
No, I don't really think she cared.

964
01:01:39.278 --> 01:01:43.241
Hmm. Have her make a formal complaint.

965
01:01:43.241 --> 01:01:45.284
Tell her she needs to.

966
01:01:45.284 --> 01:01:47.704
Make sure it's done by
the end of the week.

967
01:01:47.704 --> 01:01:49.330
Of course. Done.

968
01:01:50.998 --> 01:01:54.001
All that bullshit about women's safety.

969
01:01:54.001 --> 01:01:55.878
The balls on these fucking guys.

970
01:01:57.714 --> 01:01:59.799
You know, I used to dream about

971
01:01:59.799 --> 01:02:01.801
all the progressive
enlightened men I'd meet

972
01:02:01.801 --> 01:02:05.430
once I moved to New
York, but it turns out,

973
01:02:05.430 --> 01:02:07.807
they're just the same as
the men in my hometown.

974
01:02:09.642 --> 01:02:11.519
They're only better at hiding it here.

975
01:02:12.395 --> 01:02:14.605
Behind their white knight posturing,

976
01:02:14.605 --> 01:02:17.191
they just wanna fuck women
and hold power over them.

977
01:02:32.081 --> 01:02:34.459
Not that I don't understand
the appeal of holding power

978
01:02:34.459 --> 01:02:35.418
over somebody.

979
01:02:37.044 --> 01:02:38.504
What do we have for tomorrow?

980
01:02:39.380 --> 01:02:44.051
You have an 8:00 AM
call with the investors.

981
01:02:44.051 --> 01:02:45.052
Push it to Friday.

982
01:02:46.095 --> 01:02:47.513
Done.

983
01:03:24.550 --> 01:03:25.384
Hey.

984
01:03:26.344 --> 01:03:27.428
Hey, how's it going?

985
01:03:27.428 --> 01:03:30.640
Good. Dinner's almost
ready.

986
01:03:30.640 --> 01:03:32.433
19 Mississippi,

987
01:03:33.935 --> 01:03:36.604
20, time's up.

988
01:03:41.025 --> 01:03:41.859
Josh,

989
01:03:45.196 --> 01:03:46.697
where are you?

990
01:03:51.077 --> 01:03:52.036
I can hear you.

991
01:04:00.461 --> 01:04:01.963
Swipe left.

992
01:04:03.589 --> 01:04:05.925
Swipe right.

993
01:04:06.759 --> 01:04:08.219
Swipe left.

994
01:04:09.554 --> 01:04:11.222
Swipe right.

995
01:04:16.060 --> 01:04:19.313
Now where would a cowardly cuck be hiding?

996
01:04:21.858 --> 01:04:23.067
I see you, Josh.

997
01:04:25.778 --> 01:04:27.280
What do you have behind there?

998
01:04:33.578 --> 01:04:34.579
I see.

999
01:04:39.458 --> 01:04:43.129
You know, Josh, I kinda like you.

1000
01:04:44.672 --> 01:04:49.677
Not like Tom. Man, that
guy is such a loser.

1001
01:04:52.597 --> 01:04:57.602
But you, Josh,
you have potential.

1002
01:05:00.396 --> 01:05:05.067
Who am I kidding?
That's all men are, isn't it?

1003
01:05:05.067 --> 01:05:10.072
Big, sweaty, sacks of
unfulfilled romantic potential.

1004
01:05:21.375 --> 01:05:23.961
The reality of men is always

1005
01:05:23.961 --> 01:05:26.130
so soul-crushingly disappointing.

1006
01:05:27.548 --> 01:05:30.593
It's better to live with the
fantasy of what they could be.

1007
01:05:37.767 --> 01:05:41.228
Wow, Josh.

1008
01:05:44.190 --> 01:05:47.234
I guess you're not as broken
as I thought you were.

1009
01:05:53.324 --> 01:05:55.159
There's still some fight left in you.

1010
01:05:56.410 --> 01:05:58.162
You really hurt me.

1011
01:06:02.500 --> 01:06:06.462
Ah, you fucking bitch.

1012
01:06:09.131 --> 01:06:12.468
Stay put so I can end
your pathetic existence.

1013
01:06:12.468 --> 01:06:13.636
Just don't do this.

1014
01:06:15.805 --> 01:06:18.808
What happened to you, Anna?

1015
01:06:18.808 --> 01:06:20.017
What made you like this?

1016
01:06:21.852 --> 01:06:25.106
Listen, I, I, I know what
it's like to be hurt, okay?

1017
01:06:25.106 --> 01:06:26.983
I know what it's like to
give your life to somebody

1018
01:06:26.983 --> 01:06:28.484
and have them throw you
away like you're nothing.

1019
01:06:28.484 --> 01:06:29.652
I know what it's like to be treated badly,

1020
01:06:29.652 --> 01:06:31.988
but you don't have to do this.

1021
01:06:31.988 --> 01:06:33.364
You, you don't, you don't have to be like

1022
01:06:33.364 --> 01:06:34.907
the people that hurt you.

1023
01:06:34.907 --> 01:06:37.576
Sorry, Josh. Your little
speech isn't gonna work.

1024
01:06:39.578 --> 01:06:43.124
When I look at you, Anna,
I don't see a bad person.

1025
01:06:44.500 --> 01:06:48.754
I see somebody in pain. I'm in pain too.

1026
01:06:49.630 --> 01:06:51.090
Maybe we can help each other.

1027
01:06:52.258 --> 01:06:55.177
You'll never know what
made me this way, Josh.

1028
01:06:55.177 --> 01:06:57.972
Only one person knows, and
I killed him years ago.

1029
01:06:58.848 --> 01:07:01.600
I thought killing him
would help, but it didn't.

1030
01:07:02.768 --> 01:07:05.688
The only thing I feel is the
faint trace of pleasure I get

1031
01:07:05.688 --> 01:07:09.400
seeing a man squirm
and die before my eyes,

1032
01:07:09.400 --> 01:07:11.986
and I keep chasing that pleasure.

1033
01:07:11.986 --> 01:07:14.030
Chasing and chasing.

1034
01:07:14.030 --> 01:07:17.408
You created a wall, to protect yourself.

1035
01:07:18.284 --> 01:07:19.577
That's what I think.

1036
01:07:19.577 --> 01:07:23.164
If you just, just let that wall come down,

1037
01:07:23.164 --> 01:07:27.251
maybe you can feel again,
maybe even love again, Anna.

1038
01:07:27.251 --> 01:07:29.670
Do you even know what love is, Josh?

1039
01:07:29.670 --> 01:07:31.672
It's nothing more than a chemical reaction

1040
01:07:31.672 --> 01:07:33.674
sent to the brain.

1041
01:07:33.674 --> 01:07:36.594
Oxytocin, dopamine,
we're all slaves to it.

1042
01:07:38.262 --> 01:07:41.599
But if you can master it, then
you're a slave to nothing.

1043
01:07:43.476 --> 01:07:45.311
The first man I killed was a monster,

1044
01:07:46.437 --> 01:07:47.396
but I did love him.

1045
01:07:49.899 --> 01:07:52.485
I loved him, and I willed myself

1046
01:07:52.485 --> 01:07:53.944
to do what needed to be done.

1047
01:07:55.571 --> 01:07:58.741
And now, I'll never be a slave again.

1048
01:08:00.826 --> 01:08:03.287
Your girlfriend was
right to leave you, Josh.

1049
01:08:03.287 --> 01:08:05.748
She was just mastering
those pesky little chemicals

1050
01:08:05.748 --> 01:08:07.041
that lead us all astray.

1051
01:08:23.390 --> 01:08:27.144
Fucking die, you
fucking cunt. Fucking die.

1052
01:10:06.035 --> 01:10:06.952
Hey, hey.

1053
01:10:13.042 --> 01:10:13.876
Hey.

1054
01:10:19.840 --> 01:10:21.592
I, I, I lied about,

1055
01:10:24.178 --> 01:10:29.183
I lied about the text I
sent to your son.

1056
01:10:36.398 --> 01:10:37.233
Really?

1057
01:10:40.236 --> 01:10:45.241
I, I sent, I
sent him a nice text.

1058
01:10:48.953 --> 01:10:51.205
He'll know, he'll know you loved him.

1059
01:10:59.129 --> 01:11:00.130
Thank you.

1060
01:11:07.805 --> 01:11:10.557
Maybe I'm not so bad after all.

1061
01:11:59.523 --> 01:12:03.527
♪ When somebody breaks your heart ♪

1062
01:12:03.527 --> 01:12:06.030
♪ And your whole world falls apart ♪

1063
01:12:06.030 --> 01:12:08.365
♪ I wanna be there, baby ♪

1064
01:12:08.365 --> 01:12:12.828
♪ I wanna watch you cry ♪

1065
01:12:12.828 --> 01:12:17.833
♪ Oh, when he says goodbye ♪

1066
01:12:17.833 --> 01:12:20.586
♪ And you feel like you could die ♪

1067
01:12:20.586 --> 01:12:22.921
♪ I wanna be there, baby ♪

1068
01:12:22.921 --> 01:12:26.967
♪ I wanna watch you cry ♪

1069
01:12:26.967 --> 01:12:31.930
♪ You been thinking that you're so smart ♪

1070
01:12:32.139 --> 01:12:35.976
♪ Just because you broke my heart ♪

1071
01:12:35.976 --> 01:12:39.146
♪ But baby, like all the rest ♪

1072
01:12:39.146 --> 01:12:42.900
♪ He who laughs the
last, sure laughs best ♪

1073
01:12:42.900 --> 01:12:46.320
♪ So goodbye, farewell ♪

1074
01:12:46.320 --> 01:12:49.573
♪ But, when this heartbreak
rings your bell ♪

1075
01:12:49.573 --> 01:12:51.784
♪ I wanna be there, baby ♪

1076
01:12:51.784 --> 01:12:56.121
♪ I wanna watch you cry ♪

1077
01:12:56.121 --> 01:13:01.126
♪ You been thinking that you're so smart ♪

1078
01:13:01.251 --> 01:13:05.172
♪ Just because you broke my heart ♪

1079
01:13:05.172 --> 01:13:08.133
♪ But baby, like all the rest ♪

1080
01:13:08.133 --> 01:13:12.596
♪ He who laughs the
last, sure laughs best ♪

1081
01:13:12.596 --> 01:13:15.391
♪ So goodbye, and farewell ♪

1082
01:13:15.391 --> 01:13:18.435
♪ But, when this heartbreak
rings your bell ♪

1083
01:13:18.435 --> 01:13:20.854
♪ I wanna be there, baby ♪

1084
01:13:20.854 --> 01:13:24.483
♪ I wanna watch you cry ♪

1085
01:13:24.483 --> 01:13:28.070
♪ Blah-Ah, I wanna be there baby ♪

1086
01:13:28.070 --> 01:13:31.824
♪ I wanna watch you cry ♪

1087
01:13:31.824 --> 01:13:33.033
♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪

1088
01:13:33.033 --> 01:13:35.327
♪ I wanna be there baby ♪

1089
01:13:35.327 --> 01:13:36.537
♪ I wanna ♪