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<i>Make sure
I'm in the frame.</i>

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<i>Make sure you get my head.
I want to see my hair.</i>

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<i>All right, all right.</i>
<i>Janis, hurry up!</i>

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<i>It's not easy
making a movie.</i>

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<i>You better not
drop my phone.</i>

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You got it?

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Yep. Yep. Yep.
Okay, here we go.

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Hey... Oh, Lord.
Shit.

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<i>We're Cloverfielding.
Pick it up.</i>

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Give me a minute.
Make sure
I'm in the frame, girl.

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Give me a minute!
Am I in the frame?

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I'm in there?
Yes.

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<i>Get me in the frame?
Yeah.</i>

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<i>You got my head in there?
Yeah.</i>

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Boom, let's go.

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<i>♪ It's a cautionary tale ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Of fear and lust and pride ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Based on actual events
Where people died ♪</i>

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No one died.

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<i>♪ But how far
Would you go ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To be popular and hot? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Would you resist temptation? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No, you would not! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just admit it sometimes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mean is what you are
Mean is easier than nice ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And though mean
Can take you far ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Maybe this will
Make you think twice ♪</i>

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Spin. Clicker. Fosse!

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<i>♪ This is a cautionary tale ♪</i>

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<i>♪ About corruption
And betrayal ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And getting hit by a bus! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can't buy integrity ♪</i>

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<i>♪ At the mall
It's not for sale ♪</i>

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Truth.

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<i>♪ This is a cautionary ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Tale! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I used
To think I would spend ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Every second I have ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Right where my story began ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'd be happy here ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Every day, month
Year of my life ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But now I'm wishing
For whatever comes
After goodbye ♪</i>

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<i>♪ On every star in the sky ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I'm dreaming of
What I could become ♪</i>

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<i>♪ This is where home will be ♪</i>

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<i>♪ As long as my lungs
Can breathe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But my heart is dyin'
To leave ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause I know there's more
To me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don't want to live with
What ifs... ♪</i>

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Cady?

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I've been thinking
about what you said.

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About being frustrated
by my decision

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and feeling
a little stuck here,

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just me and you.

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I'm sorry I yelled.

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But you have a point.

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Maybe I've been
a little selfish,

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putting my research ahead

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of your social
and emotional development.

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I called the people
from Northwestern back.

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I took the job.

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What?

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But they need me
to start on September 9th.

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<i>♪ I don't want to live
With what ifs, might haves ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Could have been if I had ♪</i>
Cady?

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<i>♪ Only tried, not held back
Oh, no ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's not a part of my plan ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's not the me that I
That's not the me that I am ♪</i>

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<i>♪ This time
There's no lookin' back ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm crossing things
Off my list ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't want to run out of time
Before I wake up and find ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There was a life
That I missed ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My limit doesn't exist ♪</i>

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I'll pick you up at 3:00.

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<i>♪ I don't want to live
With what ifs, might haves ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Could have been if I had ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Only tried, not held back
Oh, no ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's not a part of my plan
That's not the me that I am ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No what ifs, regrets ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wear my strengths
And weakness ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I won't hide my feelings
Oh, no ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's not a part of my plan
That's not the... ♪</i>

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Bitch, move.

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Hope you all
had a good summer.

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Mine was pretty good.

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I worked
in my brother-in-law's

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golf pro shop.

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Did not make a lot of money,
so of course I am back

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to help shepherd you all
into the future.

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May I have everyone's
attention, please?

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Eyes to the front of the room.

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You may notice
we have a new student
joining us today.

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She just moved here
from Kentucky.

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Kenya.

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Kenya. Her name is Caddy.

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It's Cady. Cady Heron.

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My apologies.
I will commit that to memory.

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Cady, like the Canadian
songstress k.d. lang,

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and Heron,
like the illegal street drug.

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Thank you, Caddy.
It's Cady.

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Cady, hi. I'm Ms. Norbury.
I'll be your homeroom teacher.

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This is your roster.

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I see I also have you
for A.P. Calculus.

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You must have had excellent
teachers at your old school.

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Oh, I was homeschooled.
Homeschooled?

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Oh, that's a fun way
to take jobs from my union.

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No, I'm joking. It's fine.
Ah.

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Um, do you think you can
follow this schedule?

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Yeah, I think so.
Okay, you're gonna be moving

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from class to class
with each...

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That's it.

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Everybody find a seat.

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Please.

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This is first period:

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American Literature.

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<i>♪ My name is Mister Rapp ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I take no...? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My name is Mister Rapp
And I take no...? ♪</i>

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"...care of myself"?

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"Crap."
Correct answer was "crap."

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Find a seat.

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I don't want you
to think of me

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as just any other teacher.

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I prefer to think of myself

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as a time traveler.

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<i>Maintenant nous choisissons
nos noms français.</i>

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Cady. <i>Comment tu t'appelles?</i>

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<i>Je m'appelle</i> Cady.
<i>Incorrecte!</i>

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You have to pick
a French name.

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All the French people I know

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just call me Cady.

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Just say Marie.

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Um... Marie?

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Marie.

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J'anice.
J'anice.

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Chanel.
<i>Non.</i>

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Fantine.
<i>Non.</i>

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Celine Dion?

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<i>Non.</i>

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Beyoncé.

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<i>Quais. Mais non.</i>

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Welcome to "Health
and Human Sexuality."

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Now, this fall
we'll be getting

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into the state-mandated unit
on Abstinence.

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Of course then followed by,
in the spring,

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Condoms and Choking.

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Where do you think
you're going there, hotshot?

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I need to urinate.

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No way, José.

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Uh, it's Cady.

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Well, Cady,

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first thing you need to do
is ask permission.

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But the second thing
you'll need

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is this lavatory pass

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that is shaped
like a sperm whale.

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Get it?

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Um...

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May I please have
the lavatory pass?

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No, you may not.
You may go sit back down.

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You can go at lunch.
Nice try, kiddo.

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All right,
let's jump into this!

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This won't be awkward at all,
I swear to God.

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This one.

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Are you okay in there?

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Uh, yes.

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'Cause you've been in there
a very long time.

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We're concerned
you're either doing drugs

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or having a toilet baby.

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Hi. I'm Janis.

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And <i>je m'appelle</i> Sasha Fierce.

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This is Damian.

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He is almost too gay
to function.

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But I push through.
I manage.

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Hi.

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We've been
watching you all day.

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You're a mess.

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So we volunteer to amplify
your lunch experience.

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Yeah, what Damian is saying is
we will help you, Caddy.

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Thanks so much.
Um... it's Cady.

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Yeah.
I'm gonna call you Caddy.

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Get out of the toilet!

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Mkay.

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You just need to find
your clique and commit to it.

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You have your Jocks.

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Your Corny Horny Band Freaks.

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Your Classic Burnouts.

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Do any of these feel
like your people?

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I don't think so.
Hmm...

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You know what might
be cute for her?

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What, Grade Grubbers?

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No, I was gonna say
Theater Mess.

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And who's at that table?

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Oh, no, no, no.

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We call them the Plastics

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'cause they're shiny,
fake and hard.

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Yeah, that's Gretchen Wieners.

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She knows everything
about everybody.

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That's why
her hair's so big.

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It's full of secrets.

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And that's Karen Shetty.

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She's the dumbest person
you'll ever meet.

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I once saw her put a D
in the word "orange."

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Could I just sit
with you guys?

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I actually don't know.

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We've never been asked
that question before.

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Could she?

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We are very exclusive,

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but I think we can make
an exception.

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What was that?
Oh, Lord, it's the Queen Bee.
Don't look her in the eye!

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<i>♪ My name is Regina George ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I am a massive deal ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Fear me, love me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Stand and stare at me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And these? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ These are real ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I've got money and looks ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I am, like, drunk with power ♪</i>

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<i>♪ This whole school
Humps my leg ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like a Chihuahua ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm the prettiest poison
You've ever seen ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That filter you use
Looks just like me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My name is Regina George ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I am a massive deal ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don't care who you are ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don't care ♪</i>

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<i>♪ How you feel ♪</i>

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You.

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Yeah, you. Come here.

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Why don't I know you?

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I'm new. I just moved here
from Kenya.

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Shut up.

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Shut up!

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I didn't say anything.

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You're, like, really pretty.

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Thanks.
So you agree?

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You think
you're really pretty?

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Oh, I don't know.

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You're an international
student. That is so fetch.

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What is "fetch"?

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00:12:42.079 --> 00:12:44.948
It's like slang
from an old movie.

243
00:12:44.983 --> 00:12:48.116
<i>Juno,</i> I think.

244
00:12:48.151 --> 00:12:49.579
Have you ever touched a tiger?

245
00:12:49.614 --> 00:12:52.120
Uh, no, those aren't
indigenous to Kenya.

246
00:12:52.155 --> 00:12:54.650
'Cause that's one
of my life goals.

247
00:12:54.685 --> 00:12:57.191
To not touch a tiger.

248
00:12:57.226 --> 00:12:59.292
Hey, new girl!
You want to see a trick?

249
00:12:59.327 --> 00:13:00.898
I can guess
any girl's bra size.

250
00:13:00.933 --> 00:13:02.790
All you got to do
is jump one time.

251
00:13:02.825 --> 00:13:04.968
Ew, Jason!
Do me.

252
00:13:05.003 --> 00:13:06.563
Oh, my God, Jason.

253
00:13:06.598 --> 00:13:09.599
You do not come to a party
at my house with Gretchen

254
00:13:09.634 --> 00:13:11.436
and then skeeze on the new girl
right in front of me.

255
00:13:11.471 --> 00:13:13.471
Do you want to have sex
with him?

256
00:13:13.506 --> 00:13:15.770
Oh, uh... no, thank you.

257
00:13:15.805 --> 00:13:17.079
Okay, then it's settled.

258
00:13:17.114 --> 00:13:18.410
Jason, no one thinks
you're funny.

259
00:13:18.445 --> 00:13:19.741
Okay? And this thing
you're doing

260
00:13:19.776 --> 00:13:21.083
where you lower your voice
when you talk

261
00:13:21.118 --> 00:13:22.480
is making people really sad.

262
00:13:22.515 --> 00:13:24.482
Excuse me, anyone
who would like Jason Weems

263
00:13:24.517 --> 00:13:26.484
to go back
to his normal speaking voice,

264
00:13:26.519 --> 00:13:27.452
please raise your hand.

265
00:13:31.821 --> 00:13:32.996
Yeah.

266
00:13:33.625 --> 00:13:34.965
Bitch.

267
00:13:35.000 --> 00:13:36.560
Wow.

268
00:13:36.595 --> 00:13:38.496
You're really gonna
get noticed around here.

269
00:13:39.334 --> 00:13:40.531
We should help you.

270
00:13:42.469 --> 00:13:44.271
Can you give us some privacy
for a sec?

271
00:13:44.306 --> 00:13:46.339
Oh. Yeah, sure.

272
00:13:50.015 --> 00:13:52.147
I have your lunch!

273
00:13:53.381 --> 00:13:55.414
All right.

274
00:13:55.449 --> 00:13:57.515
So, we never really
do this, but...

275
00:13:57.550 --> 00:13:58.989
...you're invited
to eat lunch with us

276
00:13:59.024 --> 00:14:01.222
for the rest of the week.
Oh. Um...

277
00:14:01.257 --> 00:14:03.521
That's okay.
On Wednesdays,
we wear pink.

278
00:14:06.658 --> 00:14:08.592
They want me to have lunch
with them all week.

279
00:14:08.627 --> 00:14:10.363
That is tits!

280
00:14:10.398 --> 00:14:12.002
She means "that's great."

281
00:14:12.037 --> 00:14:14.037
I don't really get why
you guys hate them so much.

282
00:14:14.072 --> 00:14:16.138
Regina seems kind of cool.
No, no...

283
00:14:16.173 --> 00:14:17.832
Regina George is not cool.

284
00:14:17.867 --> 00:14:19.702
She's a scum-sucking
life ruiner.

285
00:14:19.737 --> 00:14:22.342
Janis hates Regina
because when we were
in sixth grade,

286
00:14:22.377 --> 00:14:24.509
she told everybody
that she was--
Hey, Damian!

287
00:14:24.544 --> 00:14:25.576
What?

288
00:14:25.611 --> 00:14:26.742
Shall we not?

289
00:14:26.777 --> 00:14:28.183
I am providing context.

290
00:14:28.218 --> 00:14:29.349
Caddy?

291
00:14:29.384 --> 00:14:31.153
You should have lunch
with them

292
00:14:31.188 --> 00:14:33.056
and then report back
and tell us

293
00:14:33.091 --> 00:14:35.223
every stupid, moronic thing
they said.

294
00:14:35.258 --> 00:14:37.654
Spy on them? That's bad.

295
00:14:37.689 --> 00:14:39.095
No! Look at us.

296
00:14:40.395 --> 00:14:43.000
Would we ever ask you
to do something bad?

297
00:14:43.035 --> 00:14:44.628
Uh...

298
00:14:47.270 --> 00:14:48.973
Okay.
Yes!

299
00:14:49.008 --> 00:14:51.008
Do you have a pink shirt
I can borrow?

300
00:14:51.043 --> 00:14:53.175
No!
Yes! What shade?

301
00:14:53.210 --> 00:14:55.507
Welcome to A.P. Calculus.

302
00:14:55.542 --> 00:15:00.743
Congratulations.
You know more math
than 85% of Americans.

303
00:15:00.778 --> 00:15:03.845
But you will not rest
on your laurels this year.

304
00:15:03.880 --> 00:15:06.254
I plan to push you.

305
00:15:06.289 --> 00:15:07.651
So let's get started.

306
00:15:07.686 --> 00:15:10.786
Chapter One, "Limits
and Their Properties."

307
00:15:10.821 --> 00:15:12.326
What the heck are limits,
you say?

308
00:15:12.361 --> 00:15:13.855
If I write out the equation,

309
00:15:13.890 --> 00:15:16.891
"The limit as x approaches two
of [x + 1],"

310
00:15:16.926 --> 00:15:18.761
the function is what
we're taking the limit of.

311
00:15:18.796 --> 00:15:20.631
I don't expect you to know
how to do this yet.

312
00:15:20.666 --> 00:15:21.896
The limit equals three.

313
00:15:22.536 --> 00:15:24.074
That's right.

314
00:15:24.109 --> 00:15:25.537
Let's try another one.

315
00:15:25.572 --> 00:15:27.374
Find the value of k

316
00:15:27.409 --> 00:15:29.574
for which the following
limit exists.

317
00:15:29.609 --> 00:15:31.873
K equals negative three.
Damn, girl!

318
00:15:33.646 --> 00:15:34.909
Wow.

319
00:15:36.154 --> 00:15:38.748
Are you trying to make
the rest of us feel dumb?

320
00:15:38.783 --> 00:15:41.949
No, I... I'm not trying to.
It's just, uh, happening.

321
00:15:41.984 --> 00:15:45.821
Oh, okay, it's like that.
All right, um, well...

322
00:15:46.890 --> 00:15:48.263
challenge accepted.

323
00:15:55.932 --> 00:15:57.965
<i>♪ When I was nine ♪</i>

324
00:15:58.000 --> 00:15:59.571
<i>♪ I fell in love ♪</i>

325
00:15:59.606 --> 00:16:01.309
<i>♪ This Peace Corps guy ♪</i>

326
00:16:02.840 --> 00:16:05.775
<i>♪ I waited hours
Inside his tent with flowers ♪</i>

327
00:16:05.810 --> 00:16:08.316
<i>♪ Which made him laugh
Which made me cry ♪</i>

328
00:16:08.351 --> 00:16:09.977
<i>♪ By 13 I gave up trying ♪</i>

329
00:16:10.012 --> 00:16:13.123
<i>♪ I decided I would be
A mathematician ♪</i>

330
00:16:13.158 --> 00:16:14.751
<i>♪ 'Cause math is real ♪</i>

331
00:16:14.786 --> 00:16:16.687
<i>♪ I memorized a lot of pi ♪</i>

332
00:16:16.722 --> 00:16:19.327
<i>♪ Because addition
And subtraction and division ♪</i>

333
00:16:19.362 --> 00:16:22.825
<i>♪ Would never make me feel
So stupid with love ♪</i>

334
00:16:22.860 --> 00:16:24.266
<i>♪ I didn't get it ♪</i>

335
00:16:24.301 --> 00:16:27.368
<i>♪ I didn't get it, somehow ♪</i>

336
00:16:27.403 --> 00:16:30.470
<i>♪ Smart with math
But stupid with love ♪</i>

337
00:16:30.505 --> 00:16:34.441
<i>♪ I didn't get it
I didn't get it till now ♪</i>

338
00:16:35.774 --> 00:16:38.445
<i>♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪</i>

339
00:16:40.009 --> 00:16:42.680
<i>♪ So thank you, math
For being there ♪</i>

340
00:16:42.715 --> 00:16:44.814
<i>♪ To bring me joy ♪</i>

341
00:16:46.092 --> 00:16:47.982
<i>♪ And thank you, math ♪</i>

342
00:16:48.017 --> 00:16:51.161
<i>♪ 'Cause now you've brought me
This cute boy ♪</i>

343
00:16:51.196 --> 00:16:53.460
<i>♪ He's like someone from TV ♪</i>

344
00:16:53.495 --> 00:16:56.529
<i>♪ He's like that guy
Who gives out roses
To those women ♪</i>

345
00:16:56.564 --> 00:16:58.300
<i>♪ His clothes, his grooming ♪</i>

346
00:16:58.335 --> 00:17:00.401
<i>♪ And he's a foot away from me ♪</i>

347
00:17:00.436 --> 00:17:02.799
<i>♪ With swoopy hair
And shiny eyes
That I could swim in ♪</i>

348
00:17:02.834 --> 00:17:04.339
<i>♪ He's live and in the room! ♪</i>

349
00:17:10.941 --> 00:17:14.547
<i>♪ And I'm stupid with love
I want to get it ♪</i>

350
00:17:14.582 --> 00:17:17.715
<i>♪ I want to get it, but how? ♪</i>

351
00:17:17.750 --> 00:17:21.015
<i>♪ Smart with math
But stupid with love ♪</i>

352
00:17:21.050 --> 00:17:25.294
<i>♪ I want to get it
I didn't get it till now ♪</i>

353
00:17:33.964 --> 00:17:37.108
<i>♪ I'm astounded and nonplussed ♪</i>

354
00:17:37.143 --> 00:17:40.067
<i>♪ I am filled with calcu-lust ♪</i>

355
00:17:40.102 --> 00:17:43.279
<i>♪ Does this guy work out?
He must ♪</i>

356
00:17:43.314 --> 00:17:46.381
<i>♪ All sweaty at the gym ♪</i>

357
00:17:46.416 --> 00:17:49.483
<i>♪ Could that image
Be more hot? ♪</i>

358
00:17:49.518 --> 00:17:52.486
<i>♪ Let me just enjoy
That thought ♪</i>

359
00:17:52.521 --> 00:17:55.456
<i>♪ School was rough
But now it's not ♪</i>

360
00:17:55.491 --> 00:17:57.755
<i>♪ 'Cause now there's him ♪</i>

361
00:17:57.790 --> 00:18:01.231
<i>♪ Stupid with love
I didn't get it ♪</i>

362
00:18:01.266 --> 00:18:04.366
<i>♪ I didn't get it, somehow ♪</i>

363
00:18:04.401 --> 00:18:07.435
<i>♪ Smart with math
But stupid with love ♪</i>

364
00:18:07.470 --> 00:18:10.834
<i>♪ I didn't get it
I didn't get it till now ♪</i>

365
00:18:17.447 --> 00:18:18.413
I'm okay.

366
00:18:24.586 --> 00:18:27.290
Mom, you can't
pick me up like this.

367
00:18:27.325 --> 00:18:28.555
It's embarrassing.

368
00:18:31.461 --> 00:18:33.230
You can't wear a tank top
two days in a row

369
00:18:33.265 --> 00:18:36.431
and you can
only wear your hair
in a ponytail once a week.

370
00:18:36.466 --> 00:18:38.059
So I guess
you've chosen today.

371
00:18:38.094 --> 00:18:42.063
Oh! And we only wear sweats
or track pants on Fridays.

372
00:18:42.098 --> 00:18:43.900
If you break any
of these rules,

373
00:18:43.935 --> 00:18:45.176
you can't sit with us.

374
00:18:45.211 --> 00:18:47.068
I mean, not just you,
like, any of us.

375
00:18:47.103 --> 00:18:48.740
Like if I wore sweatpants today,

376
00:18:48.775 --> 00:18:50.137
I'd have to
go sit over there...

377
00:18:50.172 --> 00:18:51.809
...with the Art Freaks.

378
00:18:54.550 --> 00:18:56.077
That seems fair.

379
00:18:56.112 --> 00:18:58.618
120 calories
and 48 calories from fat.

380
00:18:58.653 --> 00:18:59.685
What percent is that?

381
00:18:59.720 --> 00:19:02.149
Um, 48 into 120?

382
00:19:02.184 --> 00:19:03.887
There's no way of knowing.

383
00:19:04.791 --> 00:19:06.461
It's 40%.

384
00:19:06.496 --> 00:19:07.990
42 over 120

385
00:19:08.025 --> 00:19:10.124
equals x over 100,
and then you cross-multiply

386
00:19:10.159 --> 00:19:11.664
to get the value of x.

387
00:19:12.337 --> 00:19:14.205
Hmm.

388
00:19:14.240 --> 00:19:15.965
Whatever.
Um, I'm getting cheese fries.

389
00:19:22.204 --> 00:19:24.974
So, have you seen any guys
you think are cute yet?

390
00:19:26.615 --> 00:19:30.782
Oh, um, well, actually,
there's this one guy
in my Calculus class.

391
00:19:30.817 --> 00:19:34.819
Ooh, a senior! Who is it?
Uh, Aaron Samuels.

392
00:19:34.854 --> 00:19:37.987
You can't like Aaron Samuels!
That is Regina's ex-boyfriend!
No. No. Bad. Bad. Danger.

393
00:19:39.430 --> 00:19:42.189
Wait. I thought she
dumped him for Shane Oman.

394
00:19:42.224 --> 00:19:43.564
Irregardless!

395
00:19:43.599 --> 00:19:45.027
Ex-boyfriends are
off-limits for friends.

396
00:19:45.062 --> 00:19:46.699
That's just, like,
the rules of feminism!

397
00:19:50.969 --> 00:19:52.199
Don't worry.

398
00:19:52.234 --> 00:19:54.674
I will never tell Regina
what you said.

399
00:19:54.709 --> 00:19:56.544
I am very trustworthy.

400
00:19:56.579 --> 00:19:58.975
Karen's had sex with 11 people
and I've never told anyone.

401
00:20:00.583 --> 00:20:01.780
Yo, Golf Bird.

402
00:20:01.815 --> 00:20:04.013
Those fractions were tight.
What?

403
00:20:04.048 --> 00:20:07.324
"Caddy Heron." "Golf Bird."

404
00:20:07.359 --> 00:20:09.018
I don't like it.
I don't get it.

405
00:20:09.053 --> 00:20:12.021
I'm Kevin Ganatra.
I'm from your Calc class.

406
00:20:13.189 --> 00:20:14.991
I sit diagonally from you.

407
00:20:15.026 --> 00:20:17.191
I'm also captain
of the North Shore Mathletes.

408
00:20:17.226 --> 00:20:21.129
We're a very chill, dope,
extracurricular option.

409
00:20:21.164 --> 00:20:22.702
You know,
serve your college rezzy

410
00:20:22.737 --> 00:20:24.836
and your thirst for knolly.
Don't say "knolly."

411
00:20:24.871 --> 00:20:27.003
Also Ms. Norbury says
we get twice as much funding

412
00:20:27.038 --> 00:20:29.236
if we had a girl on the team,
so think about joining,

413
00:20:29.271 --> 00:20:31.007
because we'd love
to get jackets.

414
00:20:31.042 --> 00:20:32.910
Okay, yeah, sure.
Where do I...

415
00:20:32.945 --> 00:20:34.142
No, no,
you cannot join Mathletes.

416
00:20:34.177 --> 00:20:35.418
That is, like,
socially ruinous!

417
00:20:35.453 --> 00:20:38.355
Ew, no.
Why is he by our table?

418
00:20:38.390 --> 00:20:39.851
I can hear you, by the way.

419
00:20:39.886 --> 00:20:41.424
Can you hear me now?

420
00:20:41.459 --> 00:20:43.888
Bye.

421
00:20:43.923 --> 00:20:47.122
Uh, anyways,
uh, just take my card
in case you change your mind?

422
00:20:53.768 --> 00:20:56.472
God, you are so lucky
you have us to guide you.

423
00:20:56.507 --> 00:20:58.705
What are you doing
after school today?

424
00:20:58.740 --> 00:21:00.443
I want to give you some shoes.

425
00:21:03.074 --> 00:21:04.744
What kind of shoes?

426
00:21:04.779 --> 00:21:07.450
I have no idea. I guess, um,
something fancier than these?

427
00:21:07.980 --> 00:21:09.980
She's so rude!

428
00:21:10.015 --> 00:21:12.620
I mean, maybe
she's just being generous.

429
00:21:12.655 --> 00:21:14.820
Maybe we can have
a commensal relationship.

430
00:21:14.855 --> 00:21:17.185
What is that? I want one.

431
00:21:17.220 --> 00:21:20.925
So, in nature,
okay, so lions,

432
00:21:20.960 --> 00:21:22.795
they're the apex predators, right?

433
00:21:22.830 --> 00:21:23.961
They're the top
of the food chain.

434
00:21:23.996 --> 00:21:26.370
They can kill anything
they want.

435
00:21:26.405 --> 00:21:28.570
But if you're a hyena, well,

436
00:21:28.605 --> 00:21:31.639
then you follow them around
and you eat the carcasses
that they leave behind.

437
00:21:31.674 --> 00:21:33.300
Whoa.
Gretchen Wieners is a hyena.

438
00:21:33.335 --> 00:21:34.411
Got it.

439
00:21:34.446 --> 00:21:36.413
No, I did not say that.

440
00:21:36.448 --> 00:21:38.646
I'm just saying, if you're
on Regina's good side...

441
00:21:38.681 --> 00:21:40.109
Whoa, Caddy! No, no, no.

442
00:21:40.144 --> 00:21:42.309
Regina George does not have
a good side, okay?

443
00:21:42.344 --> 00:21:43.948
If you go over
to her house today...

444
00:21:43.983 --> 00:21:45.180
I am not joking,

445
00:21:46.117 --> 00:21:47.622
be careful.

446
00:21:58.470 --> 00:22:00.437
<i>♪ Don't be fooled by the pink ♪</i>

447
00:22:00.472 --> 00:22:02.472
<i>♪ She is not playing dolls ♪</i>

448
00:22:02.507 --> 00:22:06.443
<i>♪ She is stalking the halls
For the thrill of the kill ♪</i>

449
00:22:06.478 --> 00:22:10.447
<i>♪ Every person in school
Is aware of her stare ♪</i>

450
00:22:10.482 --> 00:22:14.451
<i>♪ When she tosses her hair
They go perfectly still ♪</i>

451
00:22:14.486 --> 00:22:18.455
<i>♪ All their eyes say
"Don't attack me" ♪</i>

452
00:22:18.490 --> 00:22:22.459
<i>♪ Watch them sweat
And pant and shake ♪</i>

453
00:22:22.494 --> 00:22:26.826
<i>♪ Every food chain
Has its acme ♪</i>

454
00:22:26.861 --> 00:22:29.862
<i>♪ Regina George eats steak ♪</i>

455
00:22:29.897 --> 00:22:34.603
<i>♪ She's the queen of beasts
She can smell your fear ♪</i>

456
00:22:34.638 --> 00:22:38.409
<i>♪ In this biosphere
She's the apex predator ♪</i>

457
00:22:38.444 --> 00:22:40.510
<i>♪ Like a lioness ♪</i>

458
00:22:40.545 --> 00:22:44.272
<i>♪ Only with less fur
Do not mess with her ♪</i>

459
00:22:44.307 --> 00:22:46.175
<i>♪ She's the apex predator ♪</i>

460
00:22:48.883 --> 00:22:51.422
Jason is crotch-sitting
Taylor Wedell.

461
00:22:52.414 --> 00:22:54.458
Absolutely not.

462
00:22:54.493 --> 00:22:56.350
<i>♪ At the watering hole ♪</i>

463
00:22:56.385 --> 00:22:58.187
<i>♪ See the girls
Who weren't nice ♪</i>

464
00:22:58.222 --> 00:23:00.387
<i>♪ Have to scatter like mice ♪</i>

465
00:23:00.422 --> 00:23:02.664
<i>♪ From a jungle cat ♪</i>

466
00:23:02.699 --> 00:23:06.327
<i>♪ And though Janis is great
She does not have this power ♪</i>

467
00:23:06.362 --> 00:23:08.637
<i>♪ People literally cower ♪</i>

468
00:23:08.672 --> 00:23:10.232
<i>♪ Janis can't do that ♪</i>

469
00:23:10.267 --> 00:23:14.511
<i>♪ See her mark her territory ♪</i>

470
00:23:14.546 --> 00:23:17.415
<i>♪ As they follow in her train ♪</i>

471
00:23:18.715 --> 00:23:22.882
<i>♪ They were victims
In their stories ♪</i>

472
00:23:22.917 --> 00:23:26.457
<i>♪ Now they shake their mane ♪</i>

473
00:23:26.492 --> 00:23:30.219
<i>♪ She's the queen of beasts
And you're in her pride ♪</i>

474
00:23:30.254 --> 00:23:32.287
<i>♪ You have hitched a ride ♪</i>

475
00:23:32.322 --> 00:23:34.597
<i>♪ With the apex predator ♪</i>

476
00:23:34.632 --> 00:23:38.601
<i>♪ And it's kind of fun
When she bares her claws ♪</i>

477
00:23:38.636 --> 00:23:40.394
<i>♪ You think
You're safe because ♪</i>

478
00:23:40.429 --> 00:23:42.165
<i>♪ You're with
The apex predator ♪</i>

479
00:23:42.200 --> 00:23:44.398
Do you think she'll be mad
if I like Aaron?

480
00:23:44.433 --> 00:23:46.741
Samuels? Are you unwell?
You can't like
Aaron Samuels!

481
00:23:46.776 --> 00:23:47.841
Okay, okay!

482
00:23:47.876 --> 00:23:49.876
I'll be careful. I promise.

483
00:23:52.584 --> 00:23:56.212
<i>♪ Do not think
You'll be protected ♪</i>

484
00:23:56.247 --> 00:24:00.084
<i>♪ By your new exotic pet ♪</i>

485
00:24:00.119 --> 00:24:04.451
<i>♪ Not a chance
If she suspected ♪</i>

486
00:24:04.486 --> 00:24:07.960
<i>♪ You were any kind
Of reproductive threat ♪</i>

487
00:24:07.995 --> 00:24:10.061
<i>♪ But she doesn't know yet ♪</i>

488
00:24:10.096 --> 00:24:12.426
<i>♪ She doesn't know yet! ♪</i>

489
00:24:12.461 --> 00:24:16.540
<i>♪ She's the queen of beasts
At this beastly school ♪</i>

490
00:24:16.575 --> 00:24:20.269
<i>♪ Got to keep things cool
With the apex predator! ♪</i>

491
00:24:30.116 --> 00:24:31.181
Get in, loser.

492
00:24:34.483 --> 00:24:36.758
<i>♪ With the apex predator! ♪</i>

493
00:24:36.793 --> 00:24:40.795
<i>♪ Will she braid your hair?
Will she eat your heart? ♪</i>

494
00:24:40.830 --> 00:24:44.832
<i>♪ How can you outsmart ♪</i>

495
00:24:44.867 --> 00:24:46.603
<i>♪ The apex predator? ♪</i>

496
00:24:49.003 --> 00:24:50.607
<i>♪ The apex predator? ♪</i>

497
00:24:50.642 --> 00:24:52.543
<i>♪ The apex predator! ♪</i>

498
00:24:53.502 --> 00:24:56.712
You guys! Hey...

499
00:24:57.682 --> 00:25:00.276
Happy hump day, besties!

500
00:25:00.311 --> 00:25:03.147
Hi, Mrs. George.

501
00:25:03.182 --> 00:25:04.654
This is Cady.

502
00:25:04.689 --> 00:25:06.623
I just moved here.
From Kenya.

503
00:25:06.658 --> 00:25:11.122
Welcome, Cady from Kenya.

504
00:25:11.157 --> 00:25:14.994
We haven't had any new meat
in our little lady taco
in so long.

505
00:25:15.029 --> 00:25:16.259
Mom, go make snacks.

506
00:25:16.294 --> 00:25:18.063
For sure.
For sure, Regina, yeah.

507
00:25:18.098 --> 00:25:19.768
Thank you so much,
Mrs. George.

508
00:25:19.803 --> 00:25:21.704
You have a beautiful mansion.

509
00:25:21.739 --> 00:25:25.499
Just slay, queens.
Slay like no one's watching.

510
00:25:25.534 --> 00:25:28.304
But everybody's watching.
Because you're gorgeous!

511
00:25:33.476 --> 00:25:35.619
Wow, your room is really nice.

512
00:25:35.654 --> 00:25:39.150
Thanks.
It used to be my parents',
but I made them trade me.

513
00:25:47.127 --> 00:25:50.524
Cady! I made you
a Spotify playlist

514
00:25:50.559 --> 00:25:52.801
to help you catch up
on culture.

515
00:25:52.836 --> 00:25:56.068
Karen, come here.
I want to fix your eyebrows.

516
00:25:56.103 --> 00:25:57.201
Can I still have two?

517
00:25:57.236 --> 00:25:59.709
Gretchen, move.
Sorry.

518
00:25:59.744 --> 00:26:02.470
God, my hips are so wide.

519
00:26:02.505 --> 00:26:04.109
God, my pores are huge!

520
00:26:04.144 --> 00:26:06.078
I want skin like Cady's.

521
00:26:07.147 --> 00:26:09.213
My B.O. smells like crayons.

522
00:26:12.119 --> 00:26:15.186
Um, me, too! I'm ugly, too.

523
00:26:15.221 --> 00:26:17.661
Oh, my God, I love her.
She's like a Martian.

524
00:26:17.696 --> 00:26:19.553
Who's hungry?

525
00:26:19.588 --> 00:26:21.027
Now, Cady,

526
00:26:21.062 --> 00:26:24.558
this is a very American snack
called guac.

527
00:26:24.593 --> 00:26:26.934
Is it okay or are you vegan?

528
00:26:26.969 --> 00:26:28.969
Oh, no, I'm an omnivore.

529
00:26:29.004 --> 00:26:31.037
Yum-yum-yum. Okay, come here!

530
00:26:31.072 --> 00:26:33.908
I need you
to tell me everything.

531
00:26:33.943 --> 00:26:37.010
Have you seen any boys
that you think are cute yet?

532
00:26:37.045 --> 00:26:40.310
Oh. Uh, well, I...

533
00:26:40.345 --> 00:26:41.949
No.

534
00:26:41.984 --> 00:26:44.413
Well, don't worry.
It's just a matter of time.

535
00:26:44.448 --> 00:26:48.219
You know, I always say
that this school district
has the highest taxes,

536
00:26:48.254 --> 00:26:50.859
but the hottest boys.
That's disgusting.

537
00:26:50.894 --> 00:26:53.356
Oh, Regina!
You're never gonna believe
what I found

538
00:26:53.391 --> 00:26:54.764
in your closet this morning.

539
00:26:54.799 --> 00:26:56.359
Why were you in my closet?

540
00:26:56.394 --> 00:26:58.229
Because I'm doing
that Japanese organizing thing

541
00:26:58.264 --> 00:27:00.902
where you take a little nap
in the closet.

542
00:27:02.433 --> 00:27:05.566
I found your Burn Book!

543
00:27:05.601 --> 00:27:08.470
Cady, this is just, like,
the funniest thing

544
00:27:08.505 --> 00:27:09.944
that the girls used to do.

545
00:27:09.979 --> 00:27:11.407
Please leave.
You got it, baby.

546
00:27:11.442 --> 00:27:13.178
But, girls, I'm gonna be
right downstairs

547
00:27:13.213 --> 00:27:15.081
if you need to talk to me
about anything.

548
00:27:15.116 --> 00:27:19.118
I mean it. Deep stuff
or boy troubles or blackheads

549
00:27:19.153 --> 00:27:21.450
or alcohol poisoning.

550
00:27:21.485 --> 00:27:23.617
You know, I have
been through it all.

551
00:27:23.652 --> 00:27:26.290
Honey, I am not a regular mom.

552
00:27:26.325 --> 00:27:29.260
I'm @coolmom with six O's.

553
00:27:29.295 --> 00:27:31.427
Hashtag AgingHotly. Hashtag...

554
00:27:31.462 --> 00:27:33.462
Get out.
Okay.

555
00:27:33.497 --> 00:27:35.937
Girls, just have so much fun.

556
00:27:35.972 --> 00:27:40.304
Remember,
these are the best days
of your life.

557
00:27:41.472 --> 00:27:43.538
It does not get better.

558
00:27:46.312 --> 00:27:49.720
I remember this.
It was the week they took
all of our phones away.

559
00:27:52.318 --> 00:27:55.451
"Trang Pham is
a grotsky little byotch."

560
00:27:55.486 --> 00:27:56.925
Still true.

561
00:27:56.960 --> 00:27:59.961
"Dawn Schweitzer
is a horny shrimp."

562
00:27:59.996 --> 00:28:01.655
Well, she's taller now.

563
00:28:01.690 --> 00:28:05.395
Oh, my God.
"Janis 'Imi'ike, Pyro-Lez."

564
00:28:05.430 --> 00:28:06.869
I forgot about that.

565
00:28:06.904 --> 00:28:08.497
Oh, my God, she is so weird.

566
00:28:08.532 --> 00:28:10.532
She is? She's in my homeroom.

567
00:28:10.567 --> 00:28:13.568
Oh, well, watch out,
'cause she's violent.

568
00:28:13.603 --> 00:28:15.812
Yeah, people think
she's really good at art,

569
00:28:15.847 --> 00:28:17.979
but it's just 'cause
she had to do art therapy.

570
00:28:18.014 --> 00:28:20.674
Yeah, Regina tried
to be friends with her
in middle school.

571
00:28:20.709 --> 00:28:22.214
Oh, my God,
she was obsessed with me.

572
00:28:22.249 --> 00:28:24.645
And then when I got
my first boyfriend, Kyle,

573
00:28:24.680 --> 00:28:26.680
she lit my backpack on fire.

574
00:28:28.255 --> 00:28:29.650
Who's that?

575
00:28:29.685 --> 00:28:32.026
Mmm...
That's that kid Damian.

576
00:28:32.061 --> 00:28:34.490
Oh, yeah, he's almost too gay
to function.

577
00:28:36.230 --> 00:28:38.164
No, I didn't... I didn't
mean that in a bad way.

578
00:28:38.199 --> 00:28:40.265
No, that's funny.
Put that in there.

579
00:28:40.300 --> 00:28:41.398
Um...

580
00:28:42.599 --> 00:28:44.500
No, I don't...
Oh! No, no.

581
00:28:44.535 --> 00:28:46.634
Don't worry, Cady,
we only write stuff
about randos in here.

582
00:28:46.669 --> 00:28:49.879
Friends are, like,
very deserving of respect.

583
00:28:49.914 --> 00:28:52.376
Gretchen... she gets it.

584
00:28:53.082 --> 00:28:54.147
Go find the shoes.

585
00:28:56.283 --> 00:28:58.580
The shoes we're giving
to Cady.

586
00:28:58.615 --> 00:29:01.990
Oh, my God, you are literally
being so annoying.

587
00:29:03.752 --> 00:29:04.619
Sorry.

588
00:29:14.367 --> 00:29:15.663
Are you okay?

589
00:29:15.698 --> 00:29:17.731
No... uh, totally.

590
00:29:17.766 --> 00:29:19.634
Regina's just joking.

591
00:29:19.669 --> 00:29:21.438
These are cute. Try 'em.

592
00:29:23.706 --> 00:29:26.212
Once I processed that Regina's
love language is anger,

593
00:29:26.247 --> 00:29:27.312
it's been much...

594
00:29:28.678 --> 00:29:31.118
Aw.

595
00:29:31.153 --> 00:29:33.989
It's the music box
I gave Regina
that my <i>abuelito</i> gave me.

596
00:29:43.759 --> 00:29:46.430
<i>♪ Tell me
What's wrong with me ♪</i>

597
00:29:46.465 --> 00:29:49.004
<i>♪ My body, face, my hair ♪</i>

598
00:29:50.040 --> 00:29:53.767
<i>♪ Tell me all my many faults ♪</i>

599
00:29:53.802 --> 00:29:55.637
<i>♪ Tell me like you care ♪</i>

600
00:29:55.672 --> 00:29:58.981
<i>♪ When we both
Know you're cruel ♪</i>

601
00:29:59.016 --> 00:30:02.314
<i>♪ And we both know
You're right ♪</i>

602
00:30:02.349 --> 00:30:05.581
<i>♪ I could listen to you ♪</i>

603
00:30:05.616 --> 00:30:08.683
<i>♪ Like a fool all night ♪</i>

604
00:30:08.718 --> 00:30:11.785
<i>♪ What's wrong with me? ♪</i>

605
00:30:11.820 --> 00:30:14.821
<i>♪ How I speak?
How I dress? ♪</i>

606
00:30:14.856 --> 00:30:18.363
<i>♪ What's wrong with me? ♪</i>

607
00:30:18.398 --> 00:30:21.938
<i>♪ You keep me guessing ♪</i>

608
00:30:21.973 --> 00:30:27.108
<i>♪ Mama called me "beautiful"
Don't believe her anymore ♪</i>

609
00:30:27.143 --> 00:30:30.639
<i>♪ Now I'm listening to you ♪</i>

610
00:30:30.674 --> 00:30:33.983
<i>♪ What do I do that for? ♪</i>

611
00:30:34.018 --> 00:30:39.890
<i>♪ Please don't ignore me ♪</i>

612
00:30:45.095 --> 00:30:46.325
Gretchen!

613
00:30:46.360 --> 00:30:47.964
What are you doing in there?

614
00:30:47.999 --> 00:30:49.493
I'm... I'm gonna go.

615
00:30:49.528 --> 00:30:51.693
Yep. Be right there!

616
00:30:56.733 --> 00:30:58.975
<i>♪ What's wrong with me?
What can I do? ♪</i>

617
00:30:59.010 --> 00:31:01.703
<i>♪ What's wrong with me?
Could it be you? ♪</i>

618
00:31:01.738 --> 00:31:03.309
<i>♪ It's probably me ♪</i>

619
00:31:03.344 --> 00:31:06.147
<i>♪ See that? You see? ♪</i>

620
00:31:06.182 --> 00:31:09.315
<i>♪ What's wrong with me? ♪</i>

621
00:31:22.594 --> 00:31:25.166
They have this book,
this "Burn Book,"

622
00:31:25.201 --> 00:31:27.300
where they write mean things
about girls in our grade.

623
00:31:27.335 --> 00:31:29.434
Ooh, ooh! What does
it say about me?

624
00:31:30.272 --> 00:31:32.371
Um... you're not in it.

625
00:31:32.901 --> 00:31:34.340
Those bitches!

626
00:31:34.375 --> 00:31:35.902
What is this, by the way?
It's terrible.

627
00:31:35.937 --> 00:31:37.607
Oh, it's a Kälteen bar.

628
00:31:37.642 --> 00:31:39.840
Here, my mom used to give them
to elderly people in Kapedo

629
00:31:39.875 --> 00:31:42.117
to help them
gain weight.
Mmm.

630
00:31:42.152 --> 00:31:43.987
I can feel it working.

631
00:31:44.022 --> 00:31:46.418
We should, like, crush this up
and put it in Regina's food!

632
00:31:46.453 --> 00:31:47.914
What?
Oh.

633
00:31:47.949 --> 00:31:49.487
No. No, no.

634
00:31:49.522 --> 00:31:51.357
I will keep having
lunch with them, that's it.

635
00:31:51.392 --> 00:31:54.525
Also, we feel bad
we yelled at you

636
00:31:54.560 --> 00:31:56.230
about liking Aaron.

637
00:31:56.265 --> 00:31:58.562
You should go
for what you want.

638
00:31:58.597 --> 00:32:00.894
Hetero allyship.
Oh, okay.

639
00:32:00.929 --> 00:32:03.699
It's so dumb. I only
ever see him in Calc anyway.

640
00:32:03.734 --> 00:32:07.406
Oh. You're definitely
safe in Calc.

641
00:32:07.441 --> 00:32:09.276
Regina will never set foot
in there.

642
00:32:22.753 --> 00:32:24.819
New shoes?
Uh, yeah.

643
00:32:24.854 --> 00:32:26.557
Regina gave them to me.

644
00:32:26.592 --> 00:32:29.230
Huh. I didn't know
you guys were friends.

645
00:32:29.265 --> 00:32:31.067
Okay, let's get back into it.

646
00:32:31.102 --> 00:32:32.761
Continuity.
Removable discont...

647
00:32:32.796 --> 00:32:34.103
Cady? Eyes up front, please.

648
00:32:35.469 --> 00:32:37.733
Let's get back
into where we were Thursday.

649
00:32:37.768 --> 00:32:39.801
Who was awake Thursday?
Who was still awake?

650
00:32:41.508 --> 00:32:43.376
I like your jacket.

651
00:32:43.411 --> 00:32:44.740
Thanks, I made it.

652
00:32:44.775 --> 00:32:46.610
But why do you sew
on top of your drawings?

653
00:32:46.645 --> 00:32:49.481
It's... like the drawings
are facts

654
00:32:49.516 --> 00:32:50.911
and the threads are feelings.

655
00:32:50.946 --> 00:32:53.089
It's so cool.

656
00:32:55.654 --> 00:32:58.424
So, you talk to your man yet?

657
00:33:00.230 --> 00:33:02.131
<i>I mean, I don't even
know what to say to him.</i>

658
00:33:02.166 --> 00:33:05.266
<i>I always come off sounding
like a lunatic.</i>

659
00:33:05.301 --> 00:33:07.202
Do you like gum?
Sure.

660
00:33:08.469 --> 00:33:10.964
Oh, I don't have any.
I was just...

661
00:33:10.999 --> 00:33:13.241
Oh.

662
00:33:15.872 --> 00:33:19.775
What?
Why did you say that?

663
00:33:19.810 --> 00:33:23.152
Maybe just try to have
one successful interaction
per day?

664
00:33:26.157 --> 00:33:28.454
I like your shirt.
Thanks.

665
00:33:28.489 --> 00:33:30.687
It smells like sausage
from the last time I wore it.

666
00:33:34.198 --> 00:33:36.022
Dear God, woman.

667
00:33:36.057 --> 00:33:39.399
Have you successfully been
a functioning human being
even once?

668
00:33:41.172 --> 00:33:44.668
On October 3rd,
he asked me what day it was.

669
00:33:44.703 --> 00:33:47.374
What day is it?
It's October 3rd.

670
00:33:47.409 --> 00:33:51.444
<i>♪ October 3rd ♪</i>

671
00:33:51.479 --> 00:33:53.083
That was two weeks ago.

672
00:33:54.449 --> 00:33:55.976
But today I kind of...

673
00:33:56.011 --> 00:33:57.318
I don't know,
I tried something

674
00:33:57.353 --> 00:34:00.189
and it just came to me
instinctively.

675
00:34:02.017 --> 00:34:03.522
<i>I said I was lost.</i>

676
00:34:03.557 --> 00:34:06.195
I'm totally lost.
Can you help me?

677
00:34:07.198 --> 00:34:08.692
<i>But I wasn't lost.</i>

678
00:34:08.727 --> 00:34:10.463
<i>I knew exactly what
Ms. Norbury was talking about.</i>

679
00:34:10.498 --> 00:34:14.060
It's the derivative
of the natural log function.

680
00:34:14.095 --> 00:34:16.766
You just take the reciprocal
of the ln.

681
00:34:18.473 --> 00:34:19.373
Thanks.

682
00:34:20.607 --> 00:34:22.673
You're so smart.

683
00:34:24.776 --> 00:34:25.907
<i>He was wrong.</i>

684
00:34:25.942 --> 00:34:27.645
Wait, wait. Hold up.

685
00:34:27.680 --> 00:34:29.581
Guys, pause!
Oh.

686
00:34:32.388 --> 00:34:34.190
You pretended to be dumb

687
00:34:34.225 --> 00:34:36.720
so you could keep talking
to a guy?

688
00:34:36.755 --> 00:34:39.591
Uh... Yeah. It worked.

689
00:34:39.626 --> 00:34:41.428
'Cause that shit
always works, Caddy.

690
00:34:41.463 --> 00:34:43.056
It doesn't mean
that it's not evil.

691
00:34:43.091 --> 00:34:46.136
Fracking "works."
Red-lining "works."

692
00:34:46.171 --> 00:34:48.138
Gasoline and rags...

693
00:34:48.173 --> 00:34:50.569
Aren't you worried
Regina will eat your face
if she finds out?

694
00:34:50.604 --> 00:34:52.373
No, she won't find out.

695
00:34:52.408 --> 00:34:55.739
It's just my little
Calculus class secret.

696
00:34:55.774 --> 00:34:58.379
Oh, um...

697
00:34:58.414 --> 00:35:01.283
So its h prime of x
equals five.

698
00:35:01.318 --> 00:35:03.252
You just forgot
the Product Rule.

699
00:35:03.287 --> 00:35:04.979
I don't get any of this.

700
00:35:06.587 --> 00:35:07.685
Nice job, Cady.

701
00:35:07.720 --> 00:35:09.522
It sure seems like you get it.

702
00:35:15.266 --> 00:35:19.961
Hey, my friend Chris is, uh,
having a Halloween party.

703
00:35:19.996 --> 00:35:21.666
Would you want
to come to that?

704
00:35:21.701 --> 00:35:24.097
It's like a costume party.
People get pretty into it.

705
00:35:24.132 --> 00:35:25.868
Grool.

706
00:35:25.903 --> 00:35:28.772
I meant to say "great," and
then I started to say "cool."

707
00:35:28.807 --> 00:35:29.971
Okay.

708
00:35:30.677 --> 00:35:31.874
Grool.

709
00:35:37.519 --> 00:35:38.881
Hi.

710
00:35:38.916 --> 00:35:40.421
<i>♪ If I could change the world ♪</i>

711
00:35:40.456 --> 00:35:44.491
<i>♪ I'd make it Halloween ♪</i>

712
00:35:45.560 --> 00:35:48.495
<i>♪ Every single day ♪</i>

713
00:35:48.530 --> 00:35:51.993
<i>♪ And also have world peace ♪</i>

714
00:35:52.028 --> 00:35:55.128
<i>♪ Maybe world peace
Should be first ♪</i>

715
00:35:55.163 --> 00:35:57.801
<i>♪ World peace
And then Halloween ♪</i>

716
00:35:57.836 --> 00:35:59.275
Wait, let me start over.

717
00:36:02.478 --> 00:36:03.774
Hi.

718
00:36:03.809 --> 00:36:05.171
<i>♪ If I could change the world ♪</i>

719
00:36:05.206 --> 00:36:09.648
<i>♪ I'd make us have world peace ♪</i>

720
00:36:09.683 --> 00:36:13.586
<i>♪ And also Halloween ♪</i>

721
00:36:13.621 --> 00:36:16.017
<i>♪ Every single day ♪</i>

722
00:36:16.052 --> 00:36:17.656
<i>♪ On Halloween ♪</i>

723
00:36:17.691 --> 00:36:21.693
<i>♪ You can pretend
To be someone else ♪</i>

724
00:36:21.728 --> 00:36:24.465
<i>♪ It's like the Internet ♪</i>

725
00:36:24.500 --> 00:36:30.471
<i>♪ Only in person
And with candy ♪</i>

726
00:36:30.506 --> 00:36:33.540
Wait. Mama,
use the back camera.

727
00:36:33.575 --> 00:36:37.104
It's prettier 'cause science.

728
00:36:37.139 --> 00:36:38.941
<i>♪ When you are
The hot one ♪</i>

729
00:36:38.976 --> 00:36:40.712
<i>♪ It's a full-time gig ♪</i>

730
00:36:40.747 --> 00:36:43.814
<i>♪ Lookin' like what people
Want to see ♪</i>

731
00:36:43.849 --> 00:36:47.620
<i>♪ Once a year I'm not
I dress up and dream big ♪</i>

732
00:36:47.655 --> 00:36:49.820
<i>♪ Disguised as someone else
Who is not me ♪</i>

733
00:36:49.855 --> 00:36:51.426
<i>♪ But is still hot! ♪</i>

734
00:36:51.461 --> 00:36:52.724
<i>♪ I can be ♪</i>

735
00:36:52.759 --> 00:36:55.331
<i>♪ Who I want to be and sexy! ♪</i>

736
00:36:55.366 --> 00:36:58.697
<i>♪ I can be
Who I want to be and hot! ♪</i>

737
00:36:58.732 --> 00:37:02.404
<i>♪ Don't like who you are
Then hit that costume shop ♪</i>

738
00:37:02.439 --> 00:37:06.199
<i>♪ Rock a new
And different sexy look ♪</i>

739
00:37:06.234 --> 00:37:09.510
<i>♪ Why be so downhearted?
Blast some trashy pop ♪</i>

740
00:37:09.545 --> 00:37:12.810
<i>♪ And drop it to this hot
And sexy hook ♪</i>

741
00:37:12.845 --> 00:37:17.012
<i>♪ I can be
Who I want to be and sexy! ♪</i>

742
00:37:17.047 --> 00:37:20.587
<i>♪ I can be
Who I want to be and hot! ♪</i>

743
00:37:20.622 --> 00:37:23.722
<i>♪ Be somebody new ♪</i>

744
00:37:23.757 --> 00:37:27.891
<i>♪ Do a total transformation ♪</i>

745
00:37:27.926 --> 00:37:31.367
<i>♪ Animal or mineral, too ♪</i>

746
00:37:31.402 --> 00:37:35.437
<i>♪ Or even vegetation! ♪</i>

747
00:37:35.472 --> 00:37:37.197
I give you sexy corn.

748
00:37:37.232 --> 00:37:40.475
<i>♪ I can be who I want to be ♪</i>

749
00:37:40.510 --> 00:37:43.445
<i>♪ And sexy! ♪</i>

750
00:37:54.216 --> 00:37:55.886
Why are you dressed so scary?

751
00:37:55.921 --> 00:37:57.250
It's Halloween.

752
00:37:57.285 --> 00:37:58.889
Cady,
if you don't dress slutty,

753
00:37:58.924 --> 00:38:00.594
that is slut-shaming us.

754
00:38:05.964 --> 00:38:09.438
Um, it's just,
like, traditionally,

755
00:38:09.473 --> 00:38:11.198
girls had to be witches
or clowns

756
00:38:11.233 --> 00:38:14.201
and we've worked really hard
to progress past that.

757
00:38:14.236 --> 00:38:16.005
That makes sense.

758
00:38:18.482 --> 00:38:20.548
I'm gonna go find Aaron.

759
00:38:20.583 --> 00:38:21.615
Okay.

760
00:38:24.015 --> 00:38:26.719
<i>♪ A sexy Quint
From sexy</i> Jaws ♪

761
00:38:26.754 --> 00:38:28.424
<i>♪ Catching sexy sharks ♪</i>

762
00:38:28.459 --> 00:38:31.988
<i>♪ Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt
Or sexy Joan of Arc ♪</i>

763
00:38:32.023 --> 00:38:35.761
<i>♪ I can be a sexy pirate
Or a sexy ballet dancer ♪</i>

764
00:38:35.796 --> 00:38:40.601
<i>♪ I can be a sexy doctor
And cure some sexy cancer! ♪</i>

765
00:38:40.636 --> 00:38:42.636
That's not right,
is it?
No.

766
00:38:43.705 --> 00:38:45.606
I can sexy cure some cancer?

767
00:38:45.641 --> 00:38:47.102
No.

768
00:38:47.137 --> 00:38:49.236
I can cure sex cancer!

769
00:38:49.271 --> 00:38:51.304
Sex cancer doesn't exist.

770
00:38:51.339 --> 00:38:53.614
I did it.

771
00:38:53.649 --> 00:38:54.615
Dance break.

772
00:39:06.728 --> 00:39:08.497
<i>♪ Happy Halloween! ♪</i>

773
00:39:12.063 --> 00:39:15.966
<i>♪ This is
Modern feminism talkin' ♪</i>

774
00:39:16.001 --> 00:39:19.541
<i>♪ Watch me as I run the world
In shoes I cannot walk in ♪</i>

775
00:39:19.576 --> 00:39:22.973
<i>♪ I can be who I want to be ♪</i>

776
00:39:23.008 --> 00:39:26.614
<i>♪ And sex... sex ♪</i>

777
00:39:26.649 --> 00:39:30.717
<i>♪ Sexy! ♪</i>

778
00:39:32.182 --> 00:39:35.018
I'm a sexy mouse. Duh!

779
00:39:38.562 --> 00:39:40.023
Hey.
Hi.

780
00:39:40.058 --> 00:39:41.354
Cady!

781
00:39:41.389 --> 00:39:43.026
Hi!

782
00:39:43.061 --> 00:39:45.358
Ow.
Hey.

783
00:39:45.393 --> 00:39:47.063
I like your costume.

784
00:39:47.098 --> 00:39:48.966
Different
from everyone else's.

785
00:39:49.001 --> 00:39:51.837
I didn't know
I was supposed to...

786
00:39:53.071 --> 00:39:54.741
I'm such a weird
foreign loser.

787
00:39:54.776 --> 00:39:56.369
No. It's great.

788
00:39:57.680 --> 00:39:58.910
You want a drink?

789
00:39:58.945 --> 00:40:00.978
Thanks.
Uh, do they have juice?

790
00:40:02.443 --> 00:40:04.245
I can check. Wait here.

791
00:40:06.920 --> 00:40:09.888
I think you and Aaron
would be a really cute couple.

792
00:40:09.923 --> 00:40:11.219
Really?
Yeah.

793
00:40:11.254 --> 00:40:12.759
I just said so.
Don't be thirsty.

794
00:40:12.794 --> 00:40:15.993
You know, I could talk
to him for you. If you want.

795
00:40:16.028 --> 00:40:18.259
See if he likes you back.

796
00:40:18.294 --> 00:40:20.602
You would do that for me?
Mm-hmm.

797
00:40:20.637 --> 00:40:23.198
Trust me. I know exactly
how to play it.

798
00:40:26.907 --> 00:40:29.402
I need to talk to you.
Me?

799
00:40:29.437 --> 00:40:31.206
I thought you were done
talking to me

800
00:40:31.241 --> 00:40:32.944
when you started talking
to Shane last summer.

801
00:40:32.979 --> 00:40:36.277
Shut up. 'Cause you know
that homeschooled girl, Cady?

802
00:40:37.412 --> 00:40:38.917
Yeah, I invited her tonight.

803
00:40:40.250 --> 00:40:41.920
Yeah, well, be careful.

804
00:40:41.955 --> 00:40:43.658
'Cause she has
a huge crush on you.

805
00:40:43.693 --> 00:40:46.452
Really?

806
00:40:46.487 --> 00:40:48.058
Don't be gross.

807
00:40:48.698 --> 00:40:50.566
She's my friend and...

808
00:40:50.601 --> 00:40:54.295
...she's, like, really
inexperienced and, um...

809
00:41:00.006 --> 00:41:02.402
Wow, sorry.

810
00:41:02.437 --> 00:41:04.470
I didn't think this
would be so hard for me.

811
00:41:04.505 --> 00:41:05.746
What?

812
00:41:05.781 --> 00:41:07.275
I don't know,
I guess I just...

813
00:41:07.310 --> 00:41:10.476
just have, like, a lot
of, like, unresolved trauma

814
00:41:10.511 --> 00:41:12.247
from how things ended with us.

815
00:41:12.282 --> 00:41:13.754
Give me a break.

816
00:41:17.628 --> 00:41:18.660
Regina.

817
00:41:20.829 --> 00:41:22.631
Regina.
Leave me alone.

818
00:41:22.666 --> 00:41:24.567
G, why are you upset?

819
00:41:24.602 --> 00:41:25.799
Please.

820
00:41:25.834 --> 00:41:28.967
What do you mean,
please? G!

821
00:41:41.619 --> 00:41:44.620
<i>♪ Yes, I look perfect ♪</i>

822
00:41:44.655 --> 00:41:47.084
<i>♪ Ice Queen
That's what you see ♪</i>

823
00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:50.483
<i>♪ It's what they all expect
From me ♪</i>

824
00:41:50.518 --> 00:41:53.420
<i>♪ But it's all show ♪</i>

825
00:41:53.455 --> 00:41:56.258
<i>♪ Face it, you used me ♪</i>

826
00:41:56.293 --> 00:41:59.063
<i>♪ You saw the sexy clothes ♪</i>

827
00:41:59.098 --> 00:42:02.902
<i>♪ My supermodel pose ♪</i>

828
00:42:02.937 --> 00:42:05.201
<i>♪ What did you know? ♪</i>

829
00:42:05.236 --> 00:42:08.369
<i>♪ Was I a game to you? ♪</i>

830
00:42:08.404 --> 00:42:11.207
<i>♪ Was I a way to be cool? ♪</i>

831
00:42:11.242 --> 00:42:14.507
<i>♪ I truly cared ♪</i>

832
00:42:14.542 --> 00:42:17.345
<i>♪ Was I the fool? ♪</i>

833
00:42:17.380 --> 00:42:19.952
<i>♪ It's fine for you ♪</i>

834
00:42:19.987 --> 00:42:23.153
<i>♪ It's fine to flirt ♪</i>

835
00:42:23.188 --> 00:42:28.158
<i>♪ It's fine ♪</i>

836
00:42:28.193 --> 00:42:29.731
<i>♪ Till someone gets hurt ♪</i>

837
00:42:35.596 --> 00:42:38.069
<i>♪ Feel my heart beating? ♪</i>

838
00:42:38.104 --> 00:42:41.204
<i>♪ I'm just like her or you ♪</i>

839
00:42:41.239 --> 00:42:44.372
<i>♪ People forget I'm human, too ♪</i>

840
00:42:44.407 --> 00:42:46.539
<i>♪ Yes, they do that ♪</i>

841
00:42:47.850 --> 00:42:50.576
<i>♪ This is performance ♪</i>

842
00:42:50.611 --> 00:42:53.689
<i>♪ This is all self-defense ♪</i>

843
00:42:53.724 --> 00:42:56.824
<i>♪ I thought you had the sense ♪</i>

844
00:42:56.859 --> 00:42:59.354
<i>♪ To see through that ♪</i>

845
00:42:59.389 --> 00:43:02.258
<i>♪ Was I too proud with you? ♪</i>

846
00:43:02.293 --> 00:43:05.668
<i>♪ Was I too cold
And forbidding? ♪</i>

847
00:43:05.703 --> 00:43:08.869
<i>♪ You chose her over me
Well ♪</i>

848
00:43:08.904 --> 00:43:11.366
<i>♪ Are you kidding? ♪</i>

849
00:43:11.401 --> 00:43:13.940
<i>♪ It's fine for you ♪</i>

850
00:43:13.975 --> 00:43:16.305
<i>♪ It's fine to flirt ♪</i>

851
00:43:17.176 --> 00:43:22.047
<i>♪ It's fine ♪</i>

852
00:43:22.082 --> 00:43:24.082
<i>♪ Till someone gets hurt ♪</i>

853
00:43:28.286 --> 00:43:33.553
<i>♪ Till someone gets hurt! ♪</i>

854
00:43:35.425 --> 00:43:37.095
<i>♪ Poor little me ♪</i>

855
00:43:37.130 --> 00:43:41.099
<i>♪ I'm trapped
In this fabulous show ♪</i>

856
00:43:41.134 --> 00:43:43.970
<i>♪ You could set me free ♪</i>

857
00:43:44.005 --> 00:43:48.777
<i>♪ But if you're going, go ♪</i>

858
00:43:51.276 --> 00:43:54.376
<i>♪ It's fine for you ♪</i>

859
00:43:54.411 --> 00:43:57.148
<i>♪ It's fine to flirt ♪</i>

860
00:43:57.183 --> 00:44:00.415
<i>♪ And, God, you're hot! ♪</i>

861
00:44:00.450 --> 00:44:03.385
<i>♪ Why do you even
Wear a shirt? ♪</i>

862
00:44:03.420 --> 00:44:07.422
<i>♪ No, it's fine ♪</i>

863
00:44:07.457 --> 00:44:09.556
<i>♪ Damn, you're fine! ♪</i>

864
00:44:09.591 --> 00:44:14.803
<i>♪ And it's fine ♪</i>

865
00:44:14.838 --> 00:44:16.101
<i>♪ Till someone gets... ♪</i>

866
00:44:44.560 --> 00:44:47.968
She took him back.
She took Aaron back.

867
00:44:48.003 --> 00:44:49.937
Of course she did.

868
00:44:49.972 --> 00:44:52.698
It's because Regina's
a life ruiner!

869
00:44:52.733 --> 00:44:54.304
When we were in sixth grade,
she told everybody

870
00:44:54.339 --> 00:44:55.877
that Janis was...
Damian!

871
00:44:55.912 --> 00:44:57.978
Okay. She does not need
to hear that right now.

872
00:44:58.013 --> 00:45:00.178
No, I know the story.

873
00:45:00.213 --> 00:45:02.851
You lit a fire 'cause Regina
got a boyfriend.

874
00:45:02.886 --> 00:45:04.446
She said what?

875
00:45:04.481 --> 00:45:05.821
Oh, hell no.

876
00:45:05.856 --> 00:45:09.286
Damian...
No! The truth
will be told.

877
00:45:09.321 --> 00:45:10.518
Stay with me, Cady.

878
00:45:15.030 --> 00:45:18.427
Like all history,
this is emotionally layered
and culturally dense.

879
00:45:22.268 --> 00:45:24.873
Janis and Regina were
best friends in middle school.

880
00:45:24.908 --> 00:45:29.141
And at that time, females
expressed their identities
through collectible plushies.

881
00:45:29.176 --> 00:45:30.879
I don't know what those...

882
00:45:30.914 --> 00:45:35.180
It's these bastards.
And they were everywhere.

883
00:45:35.215 --> 00:45:38.744
Regina gave Janis a BFF set
for her birthday.

884
00:45:38.779 --> 00:45:41.021
Janis put a rainbow patch
on hers.

885
00:45:41.056 --> 00:45:42.858
This is how she came out
to her friend.

886
00:45:42.893 --> 00:45:44.288
And Regina put one
on hers, too,

887
00:45:44.323 --> 00:45:47.093
out of allyship because
she used to be human.

888
00:45:47.128 --> 00:45:52.065
Cut to eight months later,
Regina becomes obsessed
with this gross boy. Kyle!

889
00:45:52.100 --> 00:45:54.463
Your scale is
completely off.
Hush!

890
00:45:56.434 --> 00:45:58.698
One night, they were
all playing spin the bottle...

891
00:45:58.733 --> 00:46:01.701
And Regina was worried
that Kyle liked Karen more.

892
00:46:01.736 --> 00:46:05.078
So when she spun
and got Janis,

893
00:46:05.916 --> 00:46:07.443
Regina put on a little show.

894
00:46:11.053 --> 00:46:12.481
And Kyle was like "boing"!

895
00:46:12.516 --> 00:46:13.922
And Regina was like...

896
00:46:13.957 --> 00:46:15.352
..."I knew she would let me!

897
00:46:15.387 --> 00:46:17.827
She's, like,
obsessed with me!"

898
00:46:17.862 --> 00:46:19.257
Not okay.

899
00:46:19.292 --> 00:46:21.226
Please put this all back
in its box.

900
00:46:21.261 --> 00:46:23.063
They got into a huge fight.

901
00:46:23.098 --> 00:46:25.032
Regina started avoiding Janis
at school,

902
00:46:25.067 --> 00:46:26.902
but did she give back
that plush animal?

903
00:46:26.937 --> 00:46:29.762
Oh, no.
She took it everywhere.

904
00:46:29.797 --> 00:46:32.600
She named her "Sissy Liz"
and she made everyone say

905
00:46:32.635 --> 00:46:33.975
"good morning" to it
every day,

906
00:46:34.010 --> 00:46:35.372
and it was very weird
and boring.

907
00:46:35.407 --> 00:46:36.637
Fast forward.

908
00:46:36.672 --> 00:46:38.573
One day in Science,

909
00:46:38.608 --> 00:46:41.279
Regina was making everyone
say hi to Sissy Liz.

910
00:46:41.314 --> 00:46:43.281
And Janis finally heard it.

911
00:46:43.316 --> 00:46:45.888
"Sissy Liz" was short
for "Obsessed Lesbian."

912
00:46:45.923 --> 00:46:48.990
Regina had been making fun
of Janis this entire time

913
00:46:49.025 --> 00:46:50.321
and everyone but her knew it.

914
00:46:51.357 --> 00:46:53.489
So, and this is regrettable...

915
00:46:55.900 --> 00:46:57.295
Janis took
her Bunsen burner...

916
00:46:59.200 --> 00:47:01.827
and torched the doll.

917
00:47:01.862 --> 00:47:04.137
And Regina's backpack
caught on fire a little bit

918
00:47:04.172 --> 00:47:07.338
and Janis was kicked
out of school
for the remainder of the year.

919
00:47:07.373 --> 00:47:09.835
And the adults
didn't know why.

920
00:47:09.870 --> 00:47:12.211
Janis just seemed crazy.

921
00:47:14.578 --> 00:47:16.512
I'm really sorry
that happened.

922
00:47:18.483 --> 00:47:20.054
It's worse than my thing.

923
00:47:21.552 --> 00:47:23.255
Caddy, don't be sorry.

924
00:47:23.290 --> 00:47:26.621
Now you know Regina George
is not your friend.

925
00:47:26.656 --> 00:47:28.425
We are your friends.

926
00:47:28.460 --> 00:47:29.932
And we're gonna
make her pay.

927
00:47:33.828 --> 00:47:35.036
<i>♪ You know what friends do? ♪</i>

928
00:47:35.071 --> 00:47:37.038
<i>♪ They got your back ♪</i>

929
00:47:37.073 --> 00:47:39.975
<i>♪ And they are fun
To be around ♪
♪ Whoa ♪</i>

930
00:47:40.010 --> 00:47:42.175
<i>♪ When someone hurts you
Then they attack ♪</i>

931
00:47:42.210 --> 00:47:44.705
<i>♪ And grind your foe
Into the ground! ♪</i>

932
00:47:44.740 --> 00:47:46.608
<i>♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪</i>

933
00:47:46.643 --> 00:47:49.149
<i>♪ Imagine a party
With dresses and cake ♪</i>

934
00:47:49.184 --> 00:47:52.119
<i>♪ And singing and dancing
And cake ♪</i>

935
00:47:52.154 --> 00:47:55.485
<i>♪ And there's a magic act
That saws Regina in half ♪</i>

936
00:47:55.520 --> 00:47:59.093
<i>♪ And this time
It'll take ♪</i>

937
00:47:59.128 --> 00:48:03.328
Now that's a party!
<i>♪ It's a revenge party
A party that ends ♪</i>

938
00:48:03.363 --> 00:48:05.561
<i>♪ With somebody's head
On a spike ♪</i>

939
00:48:05.596 --> 00:48:09.532
<i>♪ It's a revenge party
With your two best friends ♪</i>

940
00:48:09.567 --> 00:48:12.271
<i>♪ It's like a party
With revenge
Is what it's like ♪</i>

941
00:48:13.769 --> 00:48:15.208
Caddy, in order
for this to work,

942
00:48:15.243 --> 00:48:16.803
you need to act
like a huge phony.

943
00:48:16.838 --> 00:48:18.277
Can you do it?

944
00:48:18.312 --> 00:48:19.476
I... I think so.

945
00:48:19.511 --> 00:48:21.346
Practice.

946
00:48:21.381 --> 00:48:24.382
Regina wanted me to tell you
that she tried
to talk to Aaron,

947
00:48:24.417 --> 00:48:27.583
but he just wanted her back,
and that's not Regina's fault.

948
00:48:27.618 --> 00:48:29.321
Of course. Oh, my gosh.

949
00:48:30.225 --> 00:48:31.686
Love ya. See you at lunch.

950
00:48:31.721 --> 00:48:34.590
Perfect!
On to phase two.

951
00:48:34.625 --> 00:48:36.999
<i>♪ I'll bring
The glow sticks ♪</i>

952
00:48:37.034 --> 00:48:40.002
<i>♪ I'll bring balloons
And we'll have
Chocolate ice cream cones ♪</i>

953
00:48:40.037 --> 00:48:41.729
<i>♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪</i>

954
00:48:41.764 --> 00:48:44.237
<i>♪ I'll be the DJ
Spinnin' the tunes ♪</i>

955
00:48:44.272 --> 00:48:47.306
<i>♪ On a turntable made
Of her bones ♪</i>

956
00:48:47.341 --> 00:48:50.606
<i>♪ We'll get a piñata
'Cause that would be fun ♪</i>

957
00:48:50.641 --> 00:48:52.179
<i>♪ And play dress up
And Barbies ♪</i>

958
00:48:52.214 --> 00:48:53.807
<i>♪ And tag ♪</i>

959
00:48:53.842 --> 00:48:55.248
<i>♪ And we'll roll on the grass ♪</i>

960
00:48:55.283 --> 00:48:57.085
<i>♪ And stare up at the sun ♪</i>

961
00:48:57.120 --> 00:48:59.945
<i>♪ Then we'll stuff her remains
In a bag ♪</i>

962
00:48:59.980 --> 00:49:01.749
<i>♪ And throw 'em in the river! ♪</i>

963
00:49:01.784 --> 00:49:05.060
<i>♪ A revenge party
A party that ends ♪</i>

964
00:49:05.095 --> 00:49:07.755
<i>♪ With entrails
All over the lawn ♪</i>

965
00:49:07.790 --> 00:49:11.033
<i>♪ A revenge party
With your two best friends ♪</i>

966
00:49:11.068 --> 00:49:13.563
<i>♪ And I end up with Aaron
When she's gone ♪</i>

967
00:49:13.598 --> 00:49:15.763
<i>♪ Yes, bitch! ♪</i>

968
00:49:17.338 --> 00:49:19.701
I end up with Aaron
when she's gone.

969
00:49:20.308 --> 00:49:21.637
Yes, bitch.

970
00:49:31.187 --> 00:49:32.582
I think I need a tutor.

971
00:49:32.617 --> 00:49:34.848
I could tutor you,
if you want.

972
00:49:36.357 --> 00:49:38.423
<i>♪ What's Regina doin'? ♪</i>

973
00:49:38.458 --> 00:49:39.820
<i>♪ What's Regina wearin'? ♪</i>

974
00:49:39.855 --> 00:49:42.064
<i>♪ Is she back with Aaron? ♪</i>

975
00:49:42.099 --> 00:49:45.826
<i>♪ Regina! Regina!
She has everything
She gets everything ♪</i>

976
00:49:47.467 --> 00:49:49.269
<i>♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪</i>

977
00:49:50.272 --> 00:49:51.469
What is that?

978
00:49:51.504 --> 00:49:53.141
Ugh, I'm so fat
and disgusting.

979
00:49:53.176 --> 00:49:54.472
I'm not having anything

980
00:49:54.507 --> 00:49:56.276
but Kälteen bars
until I lose weight.

981
00:49:56.311 --> 00:49:57.838
Well, I need
to lose three pounds.

982
00:49:57.873 --> 00:49:59.004
How many calories from fat?

983
00:49:59.039 --> 00:50:00.280
Zero.

984
00:50:00.315 --> 00:50:02.117
You cross-multiply x
over a thousand

985
00:50:02.152 --> 00:50:03.943
and divide it by 0.5
because it's in kilograms.

986
00:50:03.978 --> 00:50:06.517
Whatever.
Bring me a whole box.

987
00:50:06.552 --> 00:50:08.684
No, um, bring me two.

988
00:50:15.726 --> 00:50:18.991
<i>♪ A revenge party
A party that ends ♪</i>

989
00:50:19.026 --> 00:50:21.796
<i>♪ With somebody crushed
And alone ♪
♪ And ugly-crying! ♪</i>

990
00:50:21.831 --> 00:50:24.997
<i>♪ A revenge party
With your two best friends ♪</i>

991
00:50:25.032 --> 00:50:27.505
<i>♪ It's like a party
With revenge
Is what we're throwin'! ♪</i>

992
00:50:44.392 --> 00:50:46.326
<i>♪ What's Regina eating? ♪</i>

993
00:50:46.361 --> 00:50:48.097
<i>♪ God, look at her figure ♪</i>

994
00:50:48.132 --> 00:50:50.858
<i>♪ Did her boobs get bigger?
Regina! Regina! ♪</i>

995
00:50:50.893 --> 00:50:52.662
<i>♪ She has everything! ♪</i>

996
00:50:52.697 --> 00:50:54.862
<i>♪ She gets everything! ♪</i>

997
00:50:54.897 --> 00:50:57.403
<i>♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪</i>

998
00:51:01.442 --> 00:51:04.377
Six weeks and all we've done
is make Regina hotter
and revive the wet look.

999
00:51:04.412 --> 00:51:06.313
We have to pivot.

1000
00:51:06.348 --> 00:51:08.909
If we can make
Gretchen Wieners think
that Regina is mad at her...

1001
00:51:08.944 --> 00:51:10.812
No, no, no.
Gretchen is fragile.

1002
00:51:10.847 --> 00:51:12.748
Exactly!

1003
00:51:12.783 --> 00:51:14.552
If we crack her open,
maybe she'll spill
something we can use.

1004
00:51:22.430 --> 00:51:24.397
<i>♪ Party ♪</i>

1005
00:51:24.432 --> 00:51:26.927
Hey, girl, you sending
any candy canes this year?

1006
00:51:26.962 --> 00:51:29.897
Oh.
I don't send them.
I just get them.

1007
00:51:31.439 --> 00:51:33.934
Um, stop pulling it down.

1008
00:51:33.969 --> 00:51:36.112
Your hair looks so sexy
pushed back.

1009
00:51:37.181 --> 00:51:38.906
Cady, would you
please tell him

1010
00:51:38.941 --> 00:51:41.007
that his hair looks sexy
pushed back?

1011
00:51:42.648 --> 00:51:44.681
Your hair looks sexy
pushed back.

1012
00:51:44.716 --> 00:51:45.748
Oh...

1013
00:51:51.327 --> 00:51:52.392
Thanks.

1014
00:51:56.332 --> 00:51:58.365
I'll, uh, see you in Calc.

1015
00:52:00.468 --> 00:52:03.205
<i>♪ At every party
There might be a low ♪</i>

1016
00:52:03.240 --> 00:52:06.802
<i>♪ Where the energy dips ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪</i>

1017
00:52:06.837 --> 00:52:13.710
<i>♪ You might be thinking
"It's late, we should go
And they ran out of chips" ♪</i>

1018
00:52:13.745 --> 00:52:17.483
<i>♪ No! I can't even watch
When she touches his hair ♪</i>

1019
00:52:17.518 --> 00:52:20.189
<i>♪ And I've watched a snake
Eat a cow ♪</i>

1020
00:52:20.224 --> 00:52:23.819
<i>♪ Regina needs to be toppled
Sorry, Gretchen, I swear ♪</i>

1021
00:52:23.854 --> 00:52:26.954
<i>♪ We'll get our party now! ♪</i>

1022
00:52:26.989 --> 00:52:29.022
One candy cane, please!

1023
00:52:31.499 --> 00:52:34.929
<i>♪ A revenge party
A party that ends ♪</i>

1024
00:52:34.964 --> 00:52:37.129
<i>♪ With lions in a Roman arena ♪</i>

1025
00:52:37.164 --> 00:52:39.967
<i>♪ She has everything!
She gets everything! ♪</i>

1026
00:52:41.311 --> 00:52:43.102
<i>♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪</i>

1027
00:52:43.137 --> 00:52:44.873
Ho, ho, ho!

1028
00:52:44.908 --> 00:52:47.139
Candy Cane Gram
for Shane Oman!

1029
00:52:47.174 --> 00:52:48.580
<i>♪ She has everything! ♪</i>

1030
00:52:48.615 --> 00:52:50.648
And one for Cady Heron.

1031
00:52:50.683 --> 00:52:52.012
<i>♪ She gets everything! ♪</i>

1032
00:52:52.047 --> 00:52:54.080
Four for Glenn Cocco?

1033
00:52:54.115 --> 00:52:55.983
You go, Glenn Cocco!

1034
00:52:56.018 --> 00:52:58.018
<i>♪ Glenn Cocco!
Glenn Cocco! Glenn Cocco! ♪</i>

1035
00:52:59.329 --> 00:53:02.990
And... none
for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

1036
00:53:03.729 --> 00:53:04.827
Who sent that?

1037
00:53:04.862 --> 00:53:06.125
Oh, it's from...

1038
00:53:06.160 --> 00:53:08.270
<i>♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪</i>

1039
00:53:08.305 --> 00:53:11.537
"Thanks for being
such a great best friend."

1040
00:53:11.572 --> 00:53:12.538
Aw.

1041
00:53:13.409 --> 00:53:14.672
Oh.

1042
00:53:15.840 --> 00:53:16.905
Okay.

1043
00:53:18.381 --> 00:53:20.249
If you and Regina are
"best friends" now,

1044
00:53:20.284 --> 00:53:23.142
then you can be in charge of
keeping all her secrets, okay?

1045
00:53:23.177 --> 00:53:26.178
For example, she gave you
those high-heel shoes
just to make fun of you

1046
00:53:26.213 --> 00:53:29.258
because she knew
you wouldn't be able
to walk in them. Sorry!

1047
00:53:29.293 --> 00:53:32.118
Also, she says
she has a nose job,

1048
00:53:32.153 --> 00:53:33.691
but that's just to distract
from the fact

1049
00:53:33.726 --> 00:53:36.188
that she had one
of her ears moved!

1050
00:53:36.223 --> 00:53:38.894
Also, she totally cheats
on Aaron.

1051
00:53:38.929 --> 00:53:41.864
Yeah. Every Tuesday,
she says she has College Prep,

1052
00:53:41.899 --> 00:53:43.536
but really she's hooking up
with Shane Oman

1053
00:53:43.571 --> 00:53:45.373
in the third-floor
janitorial closet

1054
00:53:45.408 --> 00:53:48.200
on the bags of sawdust
that they use for barf!

1055
00:53:48.235 --> 00:53:50.378
<i>And I never told anyone</i>

1056
00:53:50.413 --> 00:53:52.578
<i>because I'm such
a good friend!</i>

1057
00:53:54.582 --> 00:53:57.418
And I'm only telling you
because you're such
a good friend.

1058
00:54:04.251 --> 00:54:06.119
<i>♪ It's a revenge party ♪</i>

1059
00:54:06.154 --> 00:54:07.857
<i>♪ A party that ends ♪</i>

1060
00:54:07.892 --> 00:54:10.563
<i>♪ With somebody's head
On a spike! ♪</i>

1061
00:54:10.598 --> 00:54:13.599
<i>♪ A revenge party
With your two best friends ♪</i>

1062
00:54:13.634 --> 00:54:17.306
<i>♪ It's like a party
With revenge
Is what it's like ♪</i>

1063
00:54:36.283 --> 00:54:38.360
<i>♪ A party with revenge
Is what it's like ♪</i>

1064
00:54:39.561 --> 00:54:42.694
<i>♪ A party with revenge ♪</i>

1065
00:54:42.729 --> 00:54:46.797
<i>♪ With revenge ♪</i>

1066
00:54:46.832 --> 00:54:48.128
<i>♪ Is what it's like! ♪</i>

1067
00:55:00.846 --> 00:55:03.748
Hey, do you have time to go
over derivatives for a minute?

1068
00:55:04.487 --> 00:55:06.652
Oh, um... no, not today.

1069
00:55:09.316 --> 00:55:10.359
Cady?

1070
00:55:12.660 --> 00:55:14.495
Um...

1071
00:55:14.530 --> 00:55:16.827
You've failed
your last five quizzes.
Is everything okay?

1072
00:55:16.862 --> 00:55:19.467
I'm... I'm sorry.
I'll just try harder.

1073
00:55:19.502 --> 00:55:21.260
Okay, because
if you need extra help,

1074
00:55:21.295 --> 00:55:23.328
there's a Mathletes meeting
starting in a couple minutes.

1075
00:55:23.363 --> 00:55:25.671
I can't. I'm sorry.
I have to go
to my friend Regina's house.

1076
00:55:25.706 --> 00:55:27.739
We're doing a dance
in the talent show.

1077
00:55:27.774 --> 00:55:30.137
"Rockin' Around
the Pole"?
Yeah, how did you know?

1078
00:55:30.172 --> 00:55:32.106
They do it every year.
It's like a...

1079
00:55:32.141 --> 00:55:33.844
Tradition?
Recurring nightmare.

1080
00:55:35.045 --> 00:55:37.617
Okay, I could probably
get Kevin to tutor you.

1081
00:55:37.652 --> 00:55:39.553
Well, Aaron's tutoring me now,
so...

1082
00:55:39.588 --> 00:55:42.281
Oh, he's tutoring you?
Sure, okay, well,

1083
00:55:42.316 --> 00:55:44.657
let Aaron know that the weird
thing with your quizzes

1084
00:55:44.692 --> 00:55:47.858
is that all the work is right
and only the answers are wrong.

1085
00:55:47.893 --> 00:55:50.256
Huh.
Huh.

1086
00:55:50.291 --> 00:55:53.226
Cady, I am not gonna
stop pushing you,
because I'm a pusher.

1087
00:55:53.261 --> 00:55:55.470
And I know you're smarter
than this.

1088
00:55:55.505 --> 00:55:59.837
Maybe I should just push
your seat away from Aaron's.

1089
00:55:59.872 --> 00:56:02.807
Ugh! And she was like,
"I'm a pusher, Cady.
I'm a pusher."

1090
00:56:02.842 --> 00:56:05.172
Wait, what does she even mean,
she's a "pusher"?

1091
00:56:05.207 --> 00:56:09.649
Like a drug pusher?
I don't know.
She's so weird.

1092
00:56:09.684 --> 00:56:12.454
Let it all out, honey.
Put it in the book.

1093
00:56:15.184 --> 00:56:17.349
Look at this thing!

1094
00:56:18.858 --> 00:56:21.958
I can't even see it.
It's sexy,
like a face breast.

1095
00:56:21.993 --> 00:56:25.533
It happens to me, too.
It's just the Kälteen bars
flushing your toxins.

1096
00:56:25.568 --> 00:56:27.029
Huh. Okay.

1097
00:56:27.064 --> 00:56:29.097
Well, this skin stuff
you gave me sucks!

1098
00:56:29.737 --> 00:56:31.066
Where did you get it?

1099
00:56:40.517 --> 00:56:41.714
The Paris airport.

1100
00:56:41.749 --> 00:56:43.045
Oh, "the Paris airport."

1101
00:56:43.080 --> 00:56:44.915
Well, it's garbage.
And so are you.

1102
00:56:47.755 --> 00:56:50.349
She's just grouchy
because Aaron
broke up with her.

1103
00:56:50.384 --> 00:56:51.889
He did?

1104
00:56:51.924 --> 00:56:53.462
Someone told him
about Shane.

1105
00:56:54.355 --> 00:56:56.025
Do you think it was Santa?

1106
00:56:57.127 --> 00:56:59.094
Oh...

1107
00:56:59.129 --> 00:57:01.899
Also,
all that she's been eating
are those Kälteen bars,

1108
00:57:01.934 --> 00:57:04.033
and I don't think she's pooped
in, like, two weeks.

1109
00:57:04.068 --> 00:57:05.672
Uh...

1110
00:57:05.707 --> 00:57:07.542
Hey, G, we've practiced
a bunch with Cady.

1111
00:57:07.577 --> 00:57:08.741
You want to run it once?

1112
00:57:08.776 --> 00:57:10.875
Why? I'm perfect every year.

1113
00:57:10.910 --> 00:57:12.338
Mm-hmm.

1114
00:57:12.373 --> 00:57:14.549
Yeah, but it's,
uh, Cady's first time

1115
00:57:14.584 --> 00:57:16.551
and there's a bunch
of traffic patterns...

1116
00:57:16.586 --> 00:57:19.411
Stop playing with
that stupid babyish book!

1117
00:58:04.359 --> 00:58:06.568
Uh, that was
Damian Hubbard singing...

1118
00:58:06.603 --> 00:58:09.065
...the <i>iCarly</i> theme song

1119
00:58:09.100 --> 00:58:10.704
in French for extra credit.

1120
00:58:10.739 --> 00:58:11.804
Yeah!

1121
00:58:13.434 --> 00:58:15.874
Our next act describes
their music

1122
00:58:15.909 --> 00:58:19.273
as "Like a sine wave,
they don't stop."

1123
00:58:19.308 --> 00:58:22.716
Please welcome Kevin G
and the Power of Three.

1124
00:58:22.751 --> 00:58:24.949
Uh. Yeah.

1125
00:58:24.984 --> 00:58:27.215
<i>♪ All you ♪</i>

1126
00:58:27.250 --> 00:58:29.382
<i>♪ Suckah emcees
Ain't got nothin' on me ♪</i>

1127
00:58:29.417 --> 00:58:31.692
<i>♪ From my grades to my rhymes
You can't touch Kevin G ♪</i>

1128
00:58:31.727 --> 00:58:32.957
<i>♪ I'm a Mathlete ♪</i>

1129
00:58:32.992 --> 00:58:34.926
<i>♪ So good under pressure ♪</i>

1130
00:58:34.961 --> 00:58:36.763
<i>♪ I'ma find acute angles
To prioritize your pleasure ♪</i>

1131
00:58:36.798 --> 00:58:39.128
<i>♪ I'm a Model UN rep
Out in these streets ♪</i>

1132
00:58:39.163 --> 00:58:41.361
<i>♪ But I'm a overachiever
Under the sheets ♪</i>

1133
00:58:41.396 --> 00:58:44.001
<i>♪ She be like
"Uhhhh, Kevin G!" ♪</i>

1134
00:58:44.036 --> 00:58:45.497
Inappropriate.

1135
00:58:45.532 --> 00:58:47.004
Kevin, we talked about this.

1136
00:58:47.039 --> 00:58:49.501
Well,
happy holidays, everybody.

1137
00:58:51.714 --> 00:58:54.209
Why is this so tight?

1138
00:58:54.244 --> 00:58:55.980
You've had it
since the sixth grade.

1139
00:58:56.015 --> 00:58:58.015
You're probably maturing.

1140
00:58:58.050 --> 00:59:00.853
Um, do you just,
like, want to run it one time
real quick?

1141
00:59:00.888 --> 00:59:04.186
Gretchen,
literally no one cares.

1142
00:59:04.221 --> 00:59:06.320
Mm-hmm. No, totally.

1143
00:59:06.355 --> 00:59:08.553
Um, do you just want
to run the acro?

1144
00:59:08.588 --> 00:59:10.731
Because none of us really does
gymnastics anymore

1145
00:59:10.766 --> 00:59:12.964
and when we made up this dance,
we all weighed, like, 70 pounds,

1146
00:59:12.999 --> 00:59:16.165
so maybe we should
just make sure everyone's
center of gravity is still...

1147
00:59:16.200 --> 00:59:17.331
Still what?

1148
00:59:18.565 --> 00:59:19.608
Nothing.

1149
00:59:26.947 --> 00:59:30.685
Thank you,
Shelby and Timmy, for tapping.

1150
00:59:30.720 --> 00:59:32.687
Also, if anyone finds
a retainer

1151
00:59:32.722 --> 00:59:35.987
in a bright aqua case,
that is mine.

1152
00:59:36.022 --> 00:59:37.483
Please return it.

1153
00:59:37.518 --> 00:59:39.595
My insurance won't cover
a replacement.

1154
00:59:40.895 --> 00:59:42.730
Karen, I can see your bra.

1155
00:59:42.765 --> 00:59:44.633
It's on purpose.
I'm going for a look.

1156
00:59:44.668 --> 00:59:46.492
Is it "girl
who slept with 11 people"?

1157
00:59:46.527 --> 00:59:47.702
'Cause you're nailing it.

1158
00:59:49.563 --> 00:59:52.531
I think your top is fetch.
Gretchen!

1159
00:59:52.566 --> 00:59:54.566
Stop trying
to make "fetch" happen.

1160
00:59:54.601 --> 00:59:57.437
It's not going to happen.

1161
01:00:01.146 --> 01:00:03.883
Okay,
please welcome Santa's Helpers

1162
01:00:03.918 --> 01:00:05.852
doing "Rockin'
Around the Pole."

1163
01:00:15.798 --> 01:00:18.194
<i>♪ We're gonna
Take a Christmas train ♪</i>

1164
01:00:18.229 --> 01:00:20.262
<i>♪ To where Santa lives ♪</i>

1165
01:00:20.297 --> 01:00:23.331
<i>♪ Up through the sleet
And snow ♪</i>

1166
01:00:23.366 --> 01:00:26.741
<i>♪ Then we'll hop and bop
Straight to the top ♪</i>

1167
01:00:26.776 --> 01:00:29.436
<i>♪ Last stop the North Pole ♪</i>

1168
01:00:31.440 --> 01:00:34.980
<i>♪ And we'll be rock, rock
Rockin' around the pole ♪</i>

1169
01:00:35.015 --> 01:00:37.983
<i>♪ Where the northern lights
Are bright ♪</i>

1170
01:00:38.018 --> 01:00:41.690
<i>♪ Rock, rock, rockin'
Around the pole ♪</i>

1171
01:00:41.725 --> 01:00:44.825
<i>♪ We'll rock that pole
All night ♪</i>

1172
01:00:44.860 --> 01:00:48.026
<i>♪ And we'll be sing, sing
Singin' a Christmas tune ♪</i>

1173
01:00:48.061 --> 01:00:49.588
Thank you, next!

1174
01:00:51.295 --> 01:00:55.033
<i>♪ Yeah, we'll be rock
Rock, rockin' up on that pole ♪</i>

1175
01:00:55.068 --> 01:00:58.003
<i>♪ Rockin' till the break
Of day ♪</i>

1176
01:00:58.038 --> 01:01:01.039
<i>♪ Yeah, we'll be rockin'
Stuffin' a stockin' ♪</i>

1177
01:01:01.074 --> 01:01:04.207
<i>♪ And they'll be talkin'
About us in town ♪</i>

1178
01:01:04.242 --> 01:01:06.473
<i>♪ Yeah, we'll be rockin' ♪</i>

1179
01:01:06.508 --> 01:01:08.343
<i>♪ And rollin' and lockin'
And strollin' ♪</i>

1180
01:01:08.378 --> 01:01:11.984
<i>♪ Till the North Pole police
Come shut us down ♪</i>

1181
01:01:33.733 --> 01:01:36.844
So, I went
to the Christmas show
and it was a mess, y'all.

1182
01:01:36.879 --> 01:01:38.670
Regina ate total shit.

1183
01:01:38.705 --> 01:01:40.375
I think people saw her nipple.

1184
01:01:40.410 --> 01:01:41.706
It's just unprofessional.

1185
01:01:41.741 --> 01:01:43.312
This was kind of hilarious.

1186
01:01:45.514 --> 01:01:47.151
<i>I've watched</i>

1187
01:01:47.186 --> 01:01:50.550
<i>this video a thousand times.</i>
Gretchen piledrived Regina.

1188
01:01:50.585 --> 01:01:52.222
Regina really should be
lifting through her glutes.

1189
01:01:52.257 --> 01:01:54.290
Regina challenge!

1190
01:01:54.325 --> 01:01:55.896
<i>You know
what that bitch gets?</i>

1191
01:01:55.931 --> 01:01:57.293
<i>Not my sympathy.</i>

1192
01:01:57.328 --> 01:01:58.723
It's not like
we like Regina anyway.

1193
01:01:58.758 --> 01:02:00.626
She's such a bitch.
She's so spoiled.

1194
01:02:00.661 --> 01:02:02.870
<i>Regina always wanted
to be the center of attention.</i>

1195
01:02:02.905 --> 01:02:05.070
<i>Girl, we all see you.</i>

1196
01:02:05.105 --> 01:02:07.138
Regina got what she deserves.

1197
01:02:07.173 --> 01:02:08.975
But you know, that Cady girl
was kind of cute.

1198
01:02:09.010 --> 01:02:10.042
You know, she stayed,
she waved.

1199
01:02:10.077 --> 01:02:12.407
She ate, like, house down.

1200
01:02:12.442 --> 01:02:14.277
Cady Heron was the only one
that acted normal.

1201
01:02:14.312 --> 01:02:15.850
<i>Oh, yeah.</i>
<i>I think she salvaged</i>

1202
01:02:15.885 --> 01:02:17.544
<i>the worst tradition
of the year.</i>

1203
01:02:17.579 --> 01:02:19.513
<i>Period.</i>
She was... She's kind of hot.

1204
01:02:19.548 --> 01:02:21.515
She might even be hotter
than Regina George.

1205
01:02:21.550 --> 01:02:24.386
No zits. Gum health.
American Eagle.

1206
01:02:24.421 --> 01:02:26.025
Cady doesn't even have
to wear deodorant.

1207
01:02:26.060 --> 01:02:27.587
I'm thinking of going red.

1208
01:02:27.622 --> 01:02:29.061
Okay, so, somebody sent me
this look, and I was like,

1209
01:02:29.096 --> 01:02:31.030
"Hot girls,
we are going back to red!

1210
01:02:31.065 --> 01:02:32.834
Y2K fire-crotch is back!"

1211
01:02:32.869 --> 01:02:34.660
Thank you, Cady Heron.

1212
01:02:34.695 --> 01:02:36.332
<i>Cady was looking good.</i>

1213
01:02:37.841 --> 01:02:39.137
Caddy!

1214
01:02:40.107 --> 01:02:41.766
Did you hear me?

1215
01:02:41.801 --> 01:02:44.340
What?
We did it.

1216
01:02:44.375 --> 01:02:45.770
Regina lost
her hot boyfriend.

1217
01:02:45.805 --> 01:02:47.244
She lost her status
over everyone.

1218
01:02:47.279 --> 01:02:48.883
She popped her blemish
against the stage floor.

1219
01:02:48.918 --> 01:02:50.214
That's rock bottom.

1220
01:02:51.118 --> 01:02:53.250
We can stop. We're even.

1221
01:02:53.285 --> 01:02:55.120
Finally you don't have
to talk to them anymore.

1222
01:02:55.155 --> 01:02:57.419
We can finally
have lunch together tomorrow.

1223
01:02:57.454 --> 01:02:58.992
I'm getting dumplings.

1224
01:02:59.027 --> 01:03:00.829
Unless they have pizza bagels,
then I might get both.

1225
01:03:00.864 --> 01:03:02.457
So good.
I can't.

1226
01:03:04.692 --> 01:03:06.593
I need one more lunch.

1227
01:03:30.322 --> 01:03:33.026
I'm sorry, Regina.
You can't sit with us.

1228
01:03:35.294 --> 01:03:36.788
What?

1229
01:03:38.033 --> 01:03:40.660
You're wearing sweatpants.
It's Thursday.

1230
01:03:41.696 --> 01:03:43.465
Whatever.
Those rules aren't real.

1231
01:03:43.500 --> 01:03:45.005
They were real
that day I wore a vest.

1232
01:03:45.040 --> 01:03:46.633
Yeah, because that vest
was disgusting!

1233
01:03:46.668 --> 01:03:49.075
You can't sit with us!

1234
01:04:01.881 --> 01:04:04.255
These sweatpants
are all that fit me right now.

1235
01:04:07.722 --> 01:04:08.963
What do you think, Cady?

1236
01:04:16.005 --> 01:04:19.732
Sorry, Regina.
Rules are rules.

1237
01:04:21.802 --> 01:04:22.834
Fine.

1238
01:04:25.212 --> 01:04:28.081
Oh.

1239
01:04:30.415 --> 01:04:32.382
Take a picture, losers.
It'll last longer.

1240
01:04:41.030 --> 01:04:42.755
And that...
...was the beginning...

1241
01:04:42.790 --> 01:04:43.690
...of the...
...mother******á

1242
01:04:43.725 --> 01:04:45.230
...end.

1243
01:04:48.862 --> 01:04:50.400
<i>Hello,
may I have your attention</i>

1244
01:04:50.435 --> 01:04:51.907
<i>for this morning's
announcements?</i>

1245
01:04:53.405 --> 01:04:55.108
<i>In honor
of Women's History Month,</i>

1246
01:04:55.143 --> 01:04:58.705
<i>the cafeteria is offering
vegan "Confident Joannes"</i>

1247
01:04:58.740 --> 01:05:01.213
<i>which are Sloppy Joes
made of beans.</i>

1248
01:05:03.415 --> 01:05:05.250
<i>Secondly, we want
to wish good luck</i>

1249
01:05:05.285 --> 01:05:07.648
<i>to junior, Janis 'Imi'ike...</i>

1250
01:05:07.683 --> 01:05:09.089
<i>...who is a finalist</i>

1251
01:05:09.124 --> 01:05:11.652
<i>in the Illinois Art Expo
this Saturday.</i>

1252
01:05:11.687 --> 01:05:14.160
<i>Go, Lions! Even for Art.</i>

1253
01:05:14.195 --> 01:05:15.920
Art, art, art!
<i>Next up,</i>

1254
01:05:15.955 --> 01:05:18.362
<i>the Students Activities
Committee voted,</i>

1255
01:05:18.397 --> 01:05:20.133
<i>and the theme for
this year's Spring Fling...</i>

1256
01:05:20.168 --> 01:05:22.663
What's that lip color?
Oh, it's e.l.f. O Face in...

1257
01:05:22.698 --> 01:05:24.104
No, amazing, yeah.

1258
01:05:24.139 --> 01:05:25.831
I was just making sure
your ears still worked.

1259
01:05:25.866 --> 01:05:30.473
<i>And finally, the nominees for
Spring Fling King and Queen</i>

1260
01:05:30.508 --> 01:05:31.903
<i>are as follows:</i>

1261
01:05:31.938 --> 01:05:34.048
<i>For King, Aaron Samuels,</i>

1262
01:05:34.083 --> 01:05:37.051
<i>Christian Wiggins
and Shane Oman.</i>

1263
01:05:37.086 --> 01:05:39.086
And Damian Hubbard. What?

1264
01:05:40.122 --> 01:05:41.550
<i>For Queen...</i>

1265
01:05:41.585 --> 01:05:43.024
...Regina George...

1266
01:05:43.059 --> 01:05:45.587
...Karen Shetty
and Gretchen Wieners.

1267
01:05:45.622 --> 01:05:47.820
Same old, same old.
<i>And Caddy Heron.</i>

1268
01:05:50.792 --> 01:05:52.099
Wow.

1269
01:05:52.134 --> 01:05:53.034
<i>Wait, my mistake.</i>

1270
01:05:55.665 --> 01:05:57.005
<i>Cady Heron.</i>

1271
01:06:01.275 --> 01:06:02.736
Oh, my God.

1272
01:06:02.771 --> 01:06:06.146
Oh, my God,
so many people are texting me.

1273
01:06:06.181 --> 01:06:08.775
Should I, um, text Aaron
and congratulate him?

1274
01:06:08.810 --> 01:06:10.084
No.

1275
01:06:10.119 --> 01:06:11.910
Hey, do you want a lift
this weekend?

1276
01:06:11.945 --> 01:06:13.978
'Cause Damian's borrowing
his grandma's Jazzy.

1277
01:06:14.013 --> 01:06:15.518
A lift to what?

1278
01:06:17.060 --> 01:06:19.621
My art show.
Didn't you just hear
Mr. Duvall talking about it?

1279
01:06:19.656 --> 01:06:22.459
Oh, that's this weekend?
Yeah.

1280
01:06:22.494 --> 01:06:26.397
Oh, shoot.
I have tickets to this thing
in Madison with my mom.

1281
01:06:26.432 --> 01:06:27.629
Uh, I'm sorry.

1282
01:06:29.666 --> 01:06:32.436
Yeah, you seem
super sad about it.

1283
01:06:35.078 --> 01:06:37.342
So, what are we doing
this weekend?

1284
01:06:37.377 --> 01:06:39.146
Why is everyone asking me
about the weekend?

1285
01:06:39.181 --> 01:06:40.609
It's Tuesday.

1286
01:06:40.644 --> 01:06:44.184
Yeah, the weekend is only...
several days away.

1287
01:06:44.219 --> 01:06:46.549
I have to go to this thing
in Madison with my mom.

1288
01:06:46.584 --> 01:06:48.353
Your mom is going away?
You should have people over.

1289
01:06:48.388 --> 01:06:50.124
No, I'm going with her.

1290
01:06:50.159 --> 01:06:53.160
Well, if you have people over,
you can invite Aaron.

1291
01:06:56.528 --> 01:06:58.099
Huh.

1292
01:06:58.134 --> 01:06:59.793
Yeah, I guess
I could get out of it.

1293
01:06:59.828 --> 01:07:01.960
But, like,

1294
01:07:01.995 --> 01:07:05.337
we would keep it small, right?
Like five or six people?

1295
01:07:05.372 --> 01:07:06.800
Yes!
Sure!

1296
01:07:06.835 --> 01:07:09.407
Why are you doing this to me?!

1297
01:07:09.442 --> 01:07:12.344
I promised my friend Janis
I'd go to her art show!

1298
01:07:12.379 --> 01:07:14.709
But, <i>binti,</i> we've had
these tickets for months.

1299
01:07:14.744 --> 01:07:16.216
You love Neil deGrasse Tyson.

1300
01:07:16.251 --> 01:07:17.349
Mom!

1301
01:07:17.384 --> 01:07:19.780
Janis is my best friend!

1302
01:07:19.815 --> 01:07:21.584
Do you not want me
to be a good friend?!

1303
01:07:21.619 --> 01:07:23.047
No! Yes! What?

1304
01:07:23.082 --> 01:07:27.194
You can, uh, stay home
on your own, I guess.

1305
01:07:27.229 --> 01:07:29.526
Hey. I'm having
a small get-together

1306
01:07:29.561 --> 01:07:32.661
at my house tomorrow night.
My mom's away, so...

1307
01:07:32.696 --> 01:07:33.992
Is Regina going?

1308
01:07:34.027 --> 01:07:36.632
No! Do you think
I'm an idiot? No.

1309
01:07:36.667 --> 01:07:38.667
It's just gonna be
a few cool people,

1310
01:07:38.702 --> 01:07:40.405
and you better be
one of them, byotch.

1311
01:07:41.573 --> 01:07:43.441
Okay. I'll be there.

1312
01:08:01.560 --> 01:08:02.955
No, no, no!

1313
01:08:14.507 --> 01:08:16.342
Have you seen Aaron?

1314
01:08:16.377 --> 01:08:18.102
What?
Aaron!

1315
01:08:18.137 --> 01:08:19.642
Karen?

1316
01:08:20.876 --> 01:08:21.908
Hi.

1317
01:08:26.288 --> 01:08:28.255
Whoo!

1318
01:08:35.561 --> 01:08:37.055
I've been looking for you.

1319
01:08:37.893 --> 01:08:39.497
Me as well.

1320
01:08:39.532 --> 01:08:42.335
I like your costume.
I mean, um, your dress.

1321
01:08:43.734 --> 01:08:45.602
Is this you holding
a crocodile?

1322
01:08:45.637 --> 01:08:48.473
Oh, my God,
don't look at that.
That is so embarrassing.

1323
01:08:48.508 --> 01:08:50.838
No, it's not. It's awesome.

1324
01:08:51.808 --> 01:08:53.104
You miss Kenya?

1325
01:08:53.139 --> 01:08:54.413
Yes.

1326
01:08:54.448 --> 01:08:56.008
No. I mean, I...

1327
01:08:57.110 --> 01:08:58.978
Well, I miss...

1328
01:08:59.013 --> 01:09:01.420
I could see
a lot more sky there.

1329
01:09:01.455 --> 01:09:02.817
At night.

1330
01:09:02.852 --> 01:09:05.853
My mom and I used
to map the constellations.

1331
01:09:06.658 --> 01:09:08.020
The stars.

1332
01:09:16.998 --> 01:09:18.800
You still on
the treadmill, honey?

1333
01:09:18.835 --> 01:09:20.472
No, I'm over there.

1334
01:09:21.838 --> 01:09:25.213
You got any plans tonight?
It's Saturday.

1335
01:09:25.248 --> 01:09:27.677
Mom, don't bother me.

1336
01:09:27.712 --> 01:09:30.944
I know you're not
feeling your best
about your body right now,

1337
01:09:30.979 --> 01:09:35.080
but remember that real beauty
comes from the face.

1338
01:09:35.115 --> 01:09:38.721
Don't ever talk about my body!

1339
01:09:38.756 --> 01:09:40.723
Okay, okay.

1340
01:09:44.366 --> 01:09:47.895
Wait, honey, why are
you eating Kälteen bars?

1341
01:09:47.930 --> 01:09:50.271
These are what
we gave Nana Joan

1342
01:09:50.306 --> 01:09:51.932
when we needed her
to gain weight.

1343
01:10:15.760 --> 01:10:17.694
I am drinking

1344
01:10:17.729 --> 01:10:19.762
not juice tonight.

1345
01:10:19.797 --> 01:10:21.632
I know. I can tell.

1346
01:10:22.569 --> 01:10:23.832
We should go downstairs.

1347
01:10:23.867 --> 01:10:26.406
No, no, no, sit down.
I'm amazing.

1348
01:10:32.909 --> 01:10:36.240
I think you should wear
your hair however you want.

1349
01:10:36.275 --> 01:10:38.913
I think it looks good
both ways.

1350
01:10:42.721 --> 01:10:45.656
Thank you
for inviting me tonight.

1351
01:10:45.691 --> 01:10:48.527
I think
I've spent too much time
being pissed at Regina.

1352
01:10:48.562 --> 01:10:50.089
Yeah, you really have.

1353
01:10:50.124 --> 01:10:53.092
No more liars.
I would never lie to you.

1354
01:10:54.700 --> 01:10:57.030
I mean,
I did lie to you once.

1355
01:10:57.065 --> 01:10:59.571
But you are totally
gonna laugh when I tell you.

1356
01:10:59.606 --> 01:11:01.001
Tell me what?

1357
01:11:01.036 --> 01:11:02.904
We're in here!

1358
01:11:08.208 --> 01:11:11.275
I pretended
to be bad at math

1359
01:11:11.310 --> 01:11:13.915
to get you to help me,
but I'm not bad at math.

1360
01:11:13.950 --> 01:11:16.588
I'm actually... I'm actually
really good at math.

1361
01:11:16.623 --> 01:11:20.493
You're the one who's only
kind of okay at math.

1362
01:11:20.528 --> 01:11:22.792
Anyways, um,
now I'm failing.

1363
01:11:22.827 --> 01:11:26.796
So isn't that so dumb?
That is dumb, yeah.

1364
01:11:27.931 --> 01:11:29.469
Why wouldn't you
just talk to me?

1365
01:11:29.504 --> 01:11:31.438
Because of Regina.
'Cause you were her property.

1366
01:11:31.473 --> 01:11:33.473
Her property?
Shut up. Not her property.

1367
01:11:33.508 --> 01:11:34.771
Don't tell me to shut up.

1368
01:11:36.445 --> 01:11:38.808
What? Aaron, sit down.

1369
01:11:38.843 --> 01:11:40.612
You are a clone of Regina.

1370
01:11:43.419 --> 01:11:45.045
No. No, no, no!

1371
01:11:45.080 --> 01:11:47.520
What are you thinking about?

1372
01:11:47.555 --> 01:11:48.785
Chicken wings later.

1373
01:11:48.820 --> 01:11:50.248
Do you ever think about me?

1374
01:11:50.283 --> 01:11:53.020
Sometimes.
When I'm looking right at you.

1375
01:12:01.503 --> 01:12:03.338
Cady, Cady, Cady!
No, no, no.

1376
01:12:07.509 --> 01:12:09.003
Aaron!

1377
01:12:09.038 --> 01:12:11.511
Aaron, wait!

1378
01:12:17.948 --> 01:12:19.783
You dirty little liar.

1379
01:12:20.786 --> 01:12:22.280
I... I can explain.

1380
01:12:22.315 --> 01:12:24.051
Explain how you're supposed
to be out of town

1381
01:12:24.086 --> 01:12:25.492
but there are
60 different people

1382
01:12:25.527 --> 01:12:27.285
posting pictures
from your party?

1383
01:12:27.320 --> 01:12:28.759
You know
I couldn't invite you.

1384
01:12:28.794 --> 01:12:30.662
I... I have to act
like I don't know you.

1385
01:12:30.697 --> 01:12:32.763
You are full of lies!

1386
01:12:32.798 --> 01:12:34.633
Janis, I cannot stop
this Jazzy.

1387
01:12:34.668 --> 01:12:35.865
You know I have a curfew!

1388
01:12:35.900 --> 01:12:37.834
You would hate this party.

1389
01:12:37.869 --> 01:12:39.539
Why? Aren't you having
an amazing time

1390
01:12:39.574 --> 01:12:41.035
with your amazing friends?

1391
01:12:41.070 --> 01:12:43.004
Janis, I can't spend
every minute with you.

1392
01:12:43.039 --> 01:12:45.072
It's not my fault you're like
obsessed with me or something!

1393
01:12:48.143 --> 01:12:51.716
What?
Oh, no, she didn't.

1394
01:12:51.751 --> 01:12:54.147
See, this is the problem
with you Plastics.

1395
01:12:54.182 --> 01:12:56.215
You think everyone
is obsessed with you

1396
01:12:56.250 --> 01:12:58.052
when actually
everybody hates you.

1397
01:12:58.087 --> 01:12:59.988
You made me like this.

1398
01:13:00.023 --> 01:13:02.221
It was your idea for me
to pretend to be Plastic!

1399
01:13:02.256 --> 01:13:03.959
Buddy, it's not pretend!

1400
01:13:03.994 --> 01:13:05.697
<i>♪ You are as plastic
As they come ♪</i>

1401
01:13:05.732 --> 01:13:07.325
<i>♪ You think
Your shit don't stink ♪</i>

1402
01:13:07.360 --> 01:13:08.898
<i>♪ You think
The rest of us are dumb ♪</i>

1403
01:13:08.933 --> 01:13:10.669
<i>♪ I hate Regina's guts ♪</i>

1404
01:13:10.704 --> 01:13:11.967
<i>♪ But here's what
You don't comprehend ♪</i>

1405
01:13:12.002 --> 01:13:13.507
<i>♪ At least she has the guts ♪</i>

1406
01:13:13.542 --> 01:13:15.707
<i>♪ To not pretend
To be my friend! ♪</i>

1407
01:13:17.073 --> 01:13:17.940
Here.

1408
01:13:18.910 --> 01:13:22.142
Have this. It won an award.
Janis.

1409
01:13:22.177 --> 01:13:25.343
<i>♪ No, it's fine ♪</i>

1410
01:13:25.378 --> 01:13:28.412
<i>♪ Really fine ♪</i>

1411
01:13:28.447 --> 01:13:34.319
<i>♪ Go be fine! ♪</i>

1412
01:13:35.564 --> 01:13:37.498
And I want my pink shirt.

1413
01:14:16.099 --> 01:14:20.475
<i>♪ My name is Regina George ♪</i>

1414
01:14:21.577 --> 01:14:26.844
<i>♪ And I am a massive deal ♪</i>

1415
01:14:26.879 --> 01:14:32.685
<i>♪ I will grind you to sand ♪</i>

1416
01:14:32.720 --> 01:14:37.954
<i>♪ Beneath my Louboutin-ed heel ♪</i>

1417
01:14:37.989 --> 01:14:42.728
<i>♪ This is what I get
For helping ♪</i>

1418
01:14:42.763 --> 01:14:47.931
<i>♪ Helping someone lame fit in ♪</i>

1419
01:14:47.966 --> 01:14:50.428
<i>♪ Cady Heron ♪</i>

1420
01:14:50.463 --> 01:14:55.202
<i>♪ Enjoy your temporary win ♪</i>

1421
01:14:58.680 --> 01:15:02.715
<i>♪ My name is Regina George ♪</i>

1422
01:15:03.850 --> 01:15:09.249
<i>♪ "This girl is a fugly cow" ♪</i>

1423
01:15:09.284 --> 01:15:11.691
<i>♪ Hey, Cady ♪</i>

1424
01:15:11.726 --> 01:15:18.797
<i>♪ How you like me now? ♪</i>

1425
01:15:20.328 --> 01:15:22.702
<i>♪ I want to watch
The world burn ♪</i>

1426
01:15:22.737 --> 01:15:25.606
<i>♪ I brought the gasoline ♪</i>

1427
01:15:25.641 --> 01:15:27.641
<i>♪ I want to watch
The world burn ♪</i>

1428
01:15:27.676 --> 01:15:30.974
<i>♪ And everyone get mean ♪</i>

1429
01:15:31.009 --> 01:15:33.471
<i>♪ I want to watch
The world burn ♪</i>

1430
01:15:33.506 --> 01:15:35.682
<i>♪ I got the gasoline ♪</i>

1431
01:15:35.717 --> 01:15:38.212
<i>♪ I want to watch
The world burn ♪</i>

1432
01:15:38.247 --> 01:15:41.787
<i>♪ And everyone get ♪</i>

1433
01:15:41.822 --> 01:15:46.055
<i>♪ Mean ♪</i>

1434
01:16:02.502 --> 01:16:05.503
<i>♪ Cady, time to
Watch your back ♪</i>

1435
01:16:05.538 --> 01:16:08.011
<i>♪ Cady, time to turn and cough ♪</i>

1436
01:16:08.046 --> 01:16:10.783
<i>♪ Because you took me down ♪</i>

1437
01:16:10.818 --> 01:16:15.722
<i>♪ But you didn't finish me off ♪</i>

1438
01:16:18.485 --> 01:16:21.090
<i>♪ My name is Regina George ♪</i>

1439
01:16:21.125 --> 01:16:23.697
<i>♪ And in case
You're keeping score ♪</i>

1440
01:16:23.732 --> 01:16:26.062
<i>♪ Cady may have won the battle ♪</i>

1441
01:16:26.097 --> 01:16:28.801
<i>♪ But I will win the war ♪</i>

1442
01:16:30.596 --> 01:16:33.839
I'm just so upset, Mr. Duvall.

1443
01:16:33.874 --> 01:16:35.368
We found it in the hallway.

1444
01:16:35.403 --> 01:16:37.876
I mean, the things
it says about me?

1445
01:16:37.911 --> 01:16:39.405
The things it says
about all of us?

1446
01:16:39.440 --> 01:16:41.242
<i>♪ I want to watch
The world burn ♪</i>

1447
01:16:41.277 --> 01:16:43.783
<i>♪ Trang Pham
Is a grotsky byotch! ♪</i>

1448
01:16:45.820 --> 01:16:49.756
"Rachel Hamilton fills
her inhaler with vodka"?

1449
01:16:49.791 --> 01:16:52.088
I mean... does that work?

1450
01:16:54.422 --> 01:16:55.828
<i>♪ I got the gasoline ♪</i>

1451
01:16:55.863 --> 01:16:57.522
<i>♪ Ms. Norbury's ♪</i>

1452
01:16:57.557 --> 01:16:58.963
<i>♪ A drug pusher! ♪</i>
No, no, no. No!

1453
01:16:58.998 --> 01:17:02.098
"Ms. Norbury is a sad,
old drug pusher"?

1454
01:17:03.805 --> 01:17:06.707
"Haley Fralenger has" ...what?

1455
01:17:06.742 --> 01:17:07.972
What's this?
Hairy nips.

1456
01:17:09.712 --> 01:17:11.602
Good Lord.

1457
01:17:11.637 --> 01:17:14.638
<i>♪ Mmm, I want
To make the world burn ♪</i>

1458
01:17:14.673 --> 01:17:17.146
<i>♪ Janis is a pyro-lez! ♪</i>

1459
01:17:17.181 --> 01:17:19.544
Don't you worry.
We're gonna find out
who did this.

1460
01:17:19.579 --> 01:17:22.217
There's only three girls
in the whole school
who aren't in it.

1461
01:17:22.252 --> 01:17:24.956
<i>♪ Regina is a fugly cow! ♪</i>

1462
01:17:24.991 --> 01:17:27.420
<i>♪ Regina is a fugly cow! ♪</i>

1463
01:17:27.455 --> 01:17:29.290
<i>♪ You wrote this ♪</i>

1464
01:17:29.325 --> 01:17:32.656
<i>♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa! ♪</i>

1465
01:17:32.691 --> 01:17:35.164
<i>♪ I want to watch
The world burn ♪</i>

1466
01:17:35.199 --> 01:17:37.771
<i>♪ I got the gasoline ♪</i>

1467
01:17:37.806 --> 01:17:40.169
<i>♪ I want to watch
The world burn ♪</i>

1468
01:17:40.204 --> 01:17:43.139
<i>♪ And everyone turn ♪</i>

1469
01:17:43.174 --> 01:17:47.781
<i>♪ Mean... Mean ♪</i>

1470
01:17:47.816 --> 01:17:53.281
<i>♪ Mean! ♪</i>

1471
01:17:53.316 --> 01:17:55.481
"Damian Hubbard
is too gay to function"?

1472
01:17:55.516 --> 01:17:57.087
That is only okay
when I say it.

1473
01:17:57.122 --> 01:17:58.517
Only Cady could
have written that.

1474
01:18:03.326 --> 01:18:08.593
<i>♪ I want to watch
The world burn ♪</i>

1475
01:18:08.628 --> 01:18:12.806
<i>♪ I want to make
The world turn ♪</i>

1476
01:18:12.841 --> 01:18:18.207
<i>♪ So mean! ♪</i>

1477
01:18:18.242 --> 01:18:20.110
Oh, hell no!

1478
01:18:20.145 --> 01:18:24.048
I did not go
to graduate school for this.

1479
01:18:24.083 --> 01:18:29.284
<i>♪ I want to watch
The world burn! ♪</i>

1480
01:18:29.319 --> 01:18:34.960
All junior girls report
to the gymnasium immediately!

1481
01:18:34.995 --> 01:18:36.588
Immediately!

1482
01:18:49.174 --> 01:18:52.340
Never in my 31 years
as an educator

1483
01:18:52.375 --> 01:18:54.177
have I seen such behavior.

1484
01:18:54.212 --> 01:18:57.279
I have half a mind to cancel
your Spring Fling dance!

1485
01:18:57.314 --> 01:18:59.380
No!
I object.

1486
01:19:01.186 --> 01:19:02.515
But we're not gonna do that

1487
01:19:02.550 --> 01:19:04.220
because we've already paid
the DJ.

1488
01:19:04.255 --> 01:19:08.961
But I am taking
this "Burn Book" seriously.

1489
01:19:08.996 --> 01:19:10.930
Now who has something
to say about this?

1490
01:19:19.600 --> 01:19:20.907
Someone wrote in that book

1491
01:19:20.942 --> 01:19:22.172
that I'm lying
about being a virgin

1492
01:19:22.207 --> 01:19:24.878
because I use
super-jumbo tampons.

1493
01:19:24.913 --> 01:19:27.177
But I can't help it
if I have a heavy flow

1494
01:19:27.212 --> 01:19:28.816
and a wideset vagina.

1495
01:19:28.851 --> 01:19:32.578
Okay. Thank you.
Hold that thought.

1496
01:19:33.812 --> 01:19:36.252
Sharon, you need
to run this.
Oh, come on.

1497
01:19:36.287 --> 01:19:37.891
I need to be able
to tell parents

1498
01:19:37.926 --> 01:19:40.124
that we fixed this,
and honestly,

1499
01:19:40.159 --> 01:19:41.895
you need to prove
whoever called you

1500
01:19:41.930 --> 01:19:45.129
a drug pusher
was just joking.

1501
01:19:45.164 --> 01:19:47.032
Okay, fine,
but you are walking the dogs

1502
01:19:47.067 --> 01:19:49.067
every morning
for the rest of the week.

1503
01:19:49.102 --> 01:19:50.695
Thank you. I love you.

1504
01:19:50.730 --> 01:19:52.268
I love you, too.

1505
01:19:57.638 --> 01:19:59.011
<i>♪ Well ♪</i>

1506
01:19:59.046 --> 01:20:00.672
Excuse me.

1507
01:20:02.247 --> 01:20:05.952
Well, okay, hotshots,

1508
01:20:06.779 --> 01:20:08.284
who wrote all this junk?

1509
01:20:10.959 --> 01:20:11.925
Cady?

1510
01:20:12.851 --> 01:20:14.455
Any ideas?

1511
01:20:16.855 --> 01:20:17.821
No.

1512
01:20:17.856 --> 01:20:19.460
Interesting.

1513
01:20:19.495 --> 01:20:21.165
Um, can I just say,

1514
01:20:21.200 --> 01:20:23.299
I don't think we have a clique
problem at this school?

1515
01:20:23.334 --> 01:20:25.598
And some of us
shouldn't have to participate

1516
01:20:25.633 --> 01:20:27.567
in whatever this is,

1517
01:20:27.602 --> 01:20:29.536
um, just because
of a few bad people.

1518
01:20:29.571 --> 01:20:31.912
"A few bad people."
Mm-hmm.

1519
01:20:31.947 --> 01:20:35.839
Okay.
Well, let's unpack that.

1520
01:20:35.874 --> 01:20:38.149
I want everybody
to close your eyes.

1521
01:20:40.417 --> 01:20:41.812
And I want you
to raise your hand

1522
01:20:41.847 --> 01:20:43.781
if you have ever had
a girl say something bad

1523
01:20:43.816 --> 01:20:45.057
about you behind your back.

1524
01:20:47.028 --> 01:20:49.226
Open your eyes.

1525
01:20:52.330 --> 01:20:54.165
Now close them again.

1526
01:20:54.200 --> 01:20:56.563
This time I want you
to raise your hand

1527
01:20:56.598 --> 01:20:58.598
if you have ever said
something bad

1528
01:20:58.633 --> 01:21:00.336
about a friend
behind her back.

1529
01:21:09.314 --> 01:21:10.808
Open your eyes.

1530
01:21:14.220 --> 01:21:15.483
Hmm.

1531
01:21:15.518 --> 01:21:17.221
Seems like maybe
we could take a break

1532
01:21:17.256 --> 01:21:20.191
from being victims
in this situation

1533
01:21:20.226 --> 01:21:22.028
and start taking
responsibility

1534
01:21:22.063 --> 01:21:23.997
for our own actions.

1535
01:21:24.032 --> 01:21:26.395
Okay, we're gonna write out
some apologies

1536
01:21:26.430 --> 01:21:28.661
to people that we've hurt
in our lives.

1537
01:21:28.696 --> 01:21:30.069
Everybody up.

1538
01:21:32.766 --> 01:21:35.041
I'm gonna kill you.

1539
01:21:35.076 --> 01:21:37.901
'Cause one thing
I know for sure, guys:

1540
01:21:37.936 --> 01:21:41.872
Calling someone "ugly" is not
gonna make you better looking.

1541
01:21:41.907 --> 01:21:45.480
Calling somebody else "stupid"
does not make you any smarter.

1542
01:21:45.515 --> 01:21:48.153
And we as women have
to be able to trust

1543
01:21:48.188 --> 01:21:50.749
and support each other.

1544
01:21:50.784 --> 01:21:51.849
Like this.

1545
01:21:55.591 --> 01:21:57.228
Okay, that was good.
That was really good.

1546
01:21:57.263 --> 01:21:59.560
That could have
really backfired.

1547
01:21:59.595 --> 01:22:01.199
Alyssa,

1548
01:22:01.234 --> 01:22:03.003
I'm sorry I said you look
like you comb your hair

1549
01:22:03.038 --> 01:22:04.070
with a chicken bone.

1550
01:22:05.898 --> 01:22:07.942
I know you're vegetarian.

1551
01:22:11.574 --> 01:22:14.608
Gretchen, I'm sorry I
laughed at you that time
you got diarrhea

1552
01:22:14.643 --> 01:22:16.775
on the Ferris wheel.

1553
01:22:16.810 --> 01:22:18.909
And I'm sorry
for repeating it now.

1554
01:22:18.944 --> 01:22:21.054
And I'm sorry to the people
who were below us.

1555
01:22:24.224 --> 01:22:25.454
Soona,

1556
01:22:25.489 --> 01:22:27.258
I'm sorry I said
you were dragging

1557
01:22:27.293 --> 01:22:29.392
during "Revenge Party."

1558
01:22:29.427 --> 01:22:31.229
There was just, like,
so much pressure on us

1559
01:22:31.264 --> 01:22:33.066
to move the story forward
through montage.

1560
01:22:33.101 --> 01:22:34.166
Like, you know how it is.

1561
01:22:34.201 --> 01:22:36.630
What is going on?

1562
01:22:36.665 --> 01:22:37.961
Don't worry about it.

1563
01:22:37.996 --> 01:22:40.073
I just wish
we could all get along

1564
01:22:40.108 --> 01:22:42.273
like we used to
in elementary school.

1565
01:22:42.308 --> 01:22:44.737
I wish
I could bake a cake

1566
01:22:44.772 --> 01:22:48.114
made out of rainbows
and smiles.

1567
01:22:48.149 --> 01:22:50.710
Then we could all eat it
and be happy.

1568
01:22:50.745 --> 01:22:53.020
She don't even go here!

1569
01:22:54.254 --> 01:22:55.946
Do you go to this school?

1570
01:22:55.981 --> 01:22:58.619
I'm here for a track meet.

1571
01:22:58.654 --> 01:23:00.951
I just have a lot of feelings!

1572
01:23:00.986 --> 01:23:02.986
Okay, sweetheart,
you got to go home.

1573
01:23:03.021 --> 01:23:05.131
Okay.

1574
01:23:05.166 --> 01:23:06.693
Come on, we're gonna...
Oh, thank you.

1575
01:23:06.728 --> 01:23:08.299
...we're gonna call
your grown-up.

1576
01:23:08.994 --> 01:23:10.565
My turn, I guess.

1577
01:23:10.600 --> 01:23:12.534
Watch, this is either gonna be
some really crappy art

1578
01:23:12.569 --> 01:23:13.964
or really good fire.

1579
01:23:21.380 --> 01:23:23.215
Okay, sure.

1580
01:23:23.250 --> 01:23:25.052
I have an apology.

1581
01:23:26.484 --> 01:23:28.484
My friend and I thought
it would be fun

1582
01:23:28.519 --> 01:23:31.355
to mess up
Regina George's life.

1583
01:23:31.390 --> 01:23:33.621
So we got
these candy-bar things

1584
01:23:33.656 --> 01:23:35.293
to make her gain weight...

1585
01:23:35.328 --> 01:23:38.131
...and we told her lard
was face cream.

1586
01:23:39.530 --> 01:23:42.564
And we turned her best friends
against her.

1587
01:23:43.567 --> 01:23:45.303
And then my friend Cady...

1588
01:23:45.338 --> 01:23:47.866
Yeah, you all know
my friend Cady.

1589
01:23:47.901 --> 01:23:52.970
She got Regina's boyfriend
to dump her!

1590
01:23:53.005 --> 01:23:54.675
Oh!

1591
01:23:54.710 --> 01:23:56.039
And it turns out,

1592
01:23:56.074 --> 01:23:57.909
Cady's actually
just as selfish

1593
01:23:57.944 --> 01:24:00.615
and phony as Regina George.

1594
01:24:02.256 --> 01:24:04.289
So this apology is to myself.

1595
01:24:05.589 --> 01:24:07.391
Because I should've
known better.

1596
01:24:09.054 --> 01:24:10.658
<i>♪ So your best friend
Screwed you over ♪</i>

1597
01:24:10.693 --> 01:24:12.396
<i>♪ Acted nice when
She's not nice ♪</i>

1598
01:24:12.431 --> 01:24:14.332
<i>♪ Well, I have some advice ♪</i>

1599
01:24:14.367 --> 01:24:16.301
<i>♪ 'Cause it's happened
To me twice ♪</i>

1600
01:24:16.336 --> 01:24:19.568
<i>♪ Here's my secret strategy
It always works because ♪</i>

1601
01:24:19.603 --> 01:24:22.505
<i>♪ The world doesn't end
It just feels like it does ♪</i>

1602
01:24:22.540 --> 01:24:25.706
<i>♪ Just raise your right finger ♪</i>

1603
01:24:25.741 --> 01:24:30.040
<i>♪ And solemnly swear ♪</i>

1604
01:24:30.075 --> 01:24:33.252
<i>♪ Whatever they say about me ♪</i>

1605
01:24:33.287 --> 01:24:36.717
<i>♪ I don't care ♪</i>

1606
01:24:36.752 --> 01:24:38.653
<i>♪ I won't twist in knots
To join your game ♪</i>

1607
01:24:38.688 --> 01:24:40.721
<i>♪ I will say
"You make me mad" ♪</i>

1608
01:24:40.756 --> 01:24:43.691
<i>♪ And if you treat me bad
I'll say, "You're bad" ♪</i>

1609
01:24:43.726 --> 01:24:45.627
<i>♪ If I eat alone
From this moment on ♪</i>

1610
01:24:45.662 --> 01:24:47.563
<i>♪ That's just what I'll do ♪</i>

1611
01:24:47.598 --> 01:24:50.731
<i>♪ 'Cause I'd rather be me
I'd rather be me ♪</i>

1612
01:24:50.766 --> 01:24:53.305
<i>♪ I'd rather be me ♪</i>

1613
01:24:53.340 --> 01:24:55.736
<i>♪ Than be with you ♪</i>

1614
01:25:01.315 --> 01:25:03.040
<i>♪ We're supposed
To all be ladies ♪</i>

1615
01:25:03.075 --> 01:25:04.910
<i>♪ And be nurturing and care ♪</i>

1616
01:25:04.945 --> 01:25:06.549
<i>♪ Is that really fair? ♪</i>

1617
01:25:06.584 --> 01:25:08.353
<i>♪ Boys get to fight
We have to share ♪</i>

1618
01:25:08.388 --> 01:25:09.552
<i>♪ Here's the way that
That turns out ♪</i>

1619
01:25:09.587 --> 01:25:11.686
<i>♪ We always understand ♪</i>

1620
01:25:11.721 --> 01:25:14.689
<i>♪ How to slap someone down
With our underhand ♪</i>

1621
01:25:14.724 --> 01:25:18.462
<i>♪ So here is my right finger ♪</i>

1622
01:25:18.497 --> 01:25:22.026
<i>♪ To how girls should behave ♪</i>

1623
01:25:22.061 --> 01:25:25.601
<i>♪ 'Cause sometimes
What's meant to break you ♪</i>

1624
01:25:25.636 --> 01:25:28.967
<i>♪ Makes you brave ♪</i>

1625
01:25:29.002 --> 01:25:32.278
<i>♪ So I will not act all innocent
I won't fake apologize ♪</i>

1626
01:25:32.313 --> 01:25:34.071
<i>♪ Let's just fight
And then make up ♪</i>

1627
01:25:34.106 --> 01:25:35.974
<i>♪ Not tell these lies ♪</i>

1628
01:25:36.009 --> 01:25:37.745
<i>♪ Let's call our damage even ♪</i>

1629
01:25:37.780 --> 01:25:39.780
<i>♪ Clean the slate
Till it's like new ♪</i>

1630
01:25:39.815 --> 01:25:43.047
<i>♪ It's a new life for me
Where I'd rather be me ♪</i>

1631
01:25:43.082 --> 01:25:45.522
<i>♪ I'd rather be me ♪</i>

1632
01:25:45.557 --> 01:25:47.722
<i>♪ Than be with you ♪</i>

1633
01:25:49.561 --> 01:25:51.363
<i>♪ I'll say, "No" ♪
♪ No! ♪</i>

1634
01:25:51.398 --> 01:25:52.925
<i>♪ I'll say, "Knock it off
With your notes ♪</i>

1635
01:25:52.960 --> 01:25:55.268
<i>♪ And your rules
And your games" ♪</i>

1636
01:25:55.303 --> 01:25:57.160
<i>♪ And those sycophants
Who follow you
I'll remember all their names ♪</i>

1637
01:25:57.195 --> 01:26:00.471
<i>♪ And when they drag you down
Like they inevitably do ♪</i>

1638
01:26:00.506 --> 01:26:02.275
<i>♪ I will not laugh along
With them ♪</i>

1639
01:26:02.310 --> 01:26:03.639
<i>♪ And approve
Their palace coup ♪</i>

1640
01:26:03.674 --> 01:26:05.311
<i>♪ 'Cause that's not me ♪</i>

1641
01:26:07.480 --> 01:26:09.073
<i>♪ I don't need
Their good opinions ♪</i>

1642
01:26:09.108 --> 01:26:11.218
<i>♪ I've got plenty of opinions ♪</i>

1643
01:26:11.253 --> 01:26:14.452
<i>♪ Every asshole has opinions
But it doesn't make 'em true ♪</i>

1644
01:26:14.487 --> 01:26:17.884
<i>♪ What's true is being me
And I'd rather be me ♪</i>

1645
01:26:17.919 --> 01:26:20.425
<i>♪ I'd rather be me ♪</i>

1646
01:26:20.460 --> 01:26:22.823
<i>♪ Than be with you ♪</i>

1647
01:26:24.464 --> 01:26:28.191
<i>♪ So raise 'em high
'Cause playing nice and shy ♪</i>

1648
01:26:28.226 --> 01:26:32.668
<i>♪ Is insulting my IQ ♪</i>

1649
01:26:32.703 --> 01:26:36.133
<i>♪ I'd rather be me
I'd rather be me ♪</i>

1650
01:26:36.168 --> 01:26:39.543
<i>♪ I'd rather be me
Than be with you ♪</i>

1651
01:26:39.578 --> 01:26:41.248
Walk away, turd.

1652
01:26:41.283 --> 01:26:44.042
Regina, I'm so sorry!
I didn't mean to hurt you!

1653
01:26:44.077 --> 01:26:46.550
You are
a lowlife version of me...

1654
01:26:46.585 --> 01:26:50.048
<i>♪ I'd rather be me
I'd rather be me ♪</i>

1655
01:26:50.083 --> 01:26:55.394
<i>♪ I'd rather be me
Than be with ♪</i>

1656
01:26:55.429 --> 01:26:58.991
<i>♪ You! ♪</i>

1657
01:27:07.100 --> 01:27:10.002
And that's how
Regina George died.

1658
01:27:10.037 --> 01:27:13.709
Again, no one died!

1659
01:27:13.744 --> 01:27:16.448
I mean, technically, Regina
did die for, like, 15 seconds

1660
01:27:16.483 --> 01:27:18.384
but then she was revived.

1661
01:27:18.419 --> 01:27:21.585
And of course,
the rumor mill
started going insane.

1662
01:27:21.620 --> 01:27:24.082
<i>I just saw
Regina get hit by a bus.</i>

1663
01:27:24.117 --> 01:27:26.491
<i>An artery come out
of her neck and her head
went all the way around!</i>

1664
01:27:26.526 --> 01:27:28.020
<i>Guys, street safety
is so important.</i>

1665
01:27:28.055 --> 01:27:29.791
I'm just sad, like,
that's all I can say.

1666
01:27:33.929 --> 01:27:35.731
We are sending
our love and prayers...

1667
01:27:35.766 --> 01:27:38.162
Link in bio to my GoFundMe
page to raise money.

1668
01:27:38.197 --> 01:27:39.405
Regina, we knew
you would pull through.

1669
01:27:39.440 --> 01:27:41.000
How do I get this
off my algorithm?

1670
01:27:41.035 --> 01:27:42.870
I'm not one
to spread rumors,

1671
01:27:42.905 --> 01:27:45.037
but I'm pretty sure I saw Cady
push her right in front of it.

1672
01:27:45.072 --> 01:27:46.973
On my life, Cady pushed her.

1673
01:27:47.008 --> 01:27:49.514
I literally saw Cady
push Regina.

1674
01:27:49.549 --> 01:27:51.417
Don't fill up my comments,
but... karma.

1675
01:27:51.452 --> 01:27:54.552
Girls are made deranged
by what's called hormones.

1676
01:27:54.587 --> 01:27:55.883
Hormones.

1677
01:27:55.918 --> 01:28:00.294
W-H-O-R...

1678
01:28:06.225 --> 01:28:08.434
F that bitch.
<i>F that wench.</i>

1679
01:28:15.839 --> 01:28:17.410
All right.

1680
01:28:17.445 --> 01:28:21.447
Ms. Norbury is on a, uh,
temporary leave of absence.

1681
01:28:21.482 --> 01:28:23.108
Jail.
Hey.

1682
01:28:23.143 --> 01:28:25.814
I heard that, Miss Rockwell.

1683
01:28:25.849 --> 01:28:28.487
Anyways, we're not sure
who your substitute...

1684
01:28:28.522 --> 01:28:30.324
I did it.

1685
01:28:32.658 --> 01:28:35.659
I wrote that Ms. Norbury is
a drug pusher, and it's a lie.

1686
01:28:46.166 --> 01:28:49.134
Three-week suspension.

1687
01:28:49.169 --> 01:28:52.478
This is not
who I know you to be.

1688
01:28:52.513 --> 01:28:53.479
I know.

1689
01:28:57.716 --> 01:28:59.243
Where is my Ndebele vase?

1690
01:28:59.278 --> 01:29:02.279
What?
What do you mean, what?

1691
01:29:02.314 --> 01:29:05.084
You know, the colorful vase
that's always in that window.

1692
01:29:05.119 --> 01:29:06.459
Where is it?

1693
01:29:10.960 --> 01:29:13.829
I had some friends over
when you were away.

1694
01:29:13.864 --> 01:29:15.127
Go.

1695
01:29:15.162 --> 01:29:16.766
Go do your homework!

1696
01:29:16.801 --> 01:29:18.735
Um, also...

1697
01:29:20.266 --> 01:29:22.640
I need you to sign
my Calculus test,

1698
01:29:22.675 --> 01:29:23.872
'cause I'm failing.

1699
01:29:54.806 --> 01:29:56.608
Hey.

1700
01:29:56.643 --> 01:29:59.578
I guess you'll need this back
to set an alarm for tomorrow.

1701
01:30:00.372 --> 01:30:02.042
Don't want it.

1702
01:30:02.077 --> 01:30:04.275
You only have one message.

1703
01:30:04.310 --> 01:30:06.948
From someone named Karen,
who says:

1704
01:30:06.983 --> 01:30:10.116
"Donut worry.
I am still your freend."

1705
01:30:14.529 --> 01:30:16.727
How bad is it gonna
be tomorrow?

1706
01:30:16.762 --> 01:30:18.498
I was thinking maybe
I should go back

1707
01:30:18.533 --> 01:30:20.159
to being homeschooled.

1708
01:30:20.194 --> 01:30:21.259
Sweetie, no.

1709
01:30:21.294 --> 01:30:22.997
It's too small, me and you.

1710
01:30:23.032 --> 01:30:24.933
And I think
you're learning things now

1711
01:30:24.968 --> 01:30:26.803
that I don't know
how to teach.

1712
01:30:33.075 --> 01:30:34.481
Good night.

1713
01:30:35.550 --> 01:30:37.275
Mom?
Hmm?

1714
01:30:39.015 --> 01:30:43.116
Can you sit with me
till I fall asleep?

1715
01:30:43.921 --> 01:30:44.920
Mm-hmm.

1716
01:30:56.329 --> 01:30:58.472
Oh, sweetie.

1717
01:31:18.791 --> 01:31:21.286
Oh, hi. Did you want
to buy some drugs?

1718
01:31:21.321 --> 01:31:24.091
No, I was just handing
my quiz back.

1719
01:31:24.126 --> 01:31:26.896
You know, when the police
tore apart my house

1720
01:31:26.931 --> 01:31:28.601
looking for imaginary heroin,

1721
01:31:28.636 --> 01:31:31.494
I found this old calculator
that I thought I lost, so...

1722
01:31:31.529 --> 01:31:33.034
totally worth it.

1723
01:31:33.905 --> 01:31:35.201
I'm really sorry.

1724
01:31:35.236 --> 01:31:36.939
Thank you.

1725
01:31:36.974 --> 01:31:38.809
But I know you didn't write
that whole book yourself.

1726
01:31:38.844 --> 01:31:40.206
You gonna tell Mr. Duvall
who did?

1727
01:31:41.506 --> 01:31:42.879
No.

1728
01:31:42.914 --> 01:31:44.980
Trying this new thing
where I don't talk

1729
01:31:45.015 --> 01:31:46.509
about people
behind their backs.

1730
01:31:46.544 --> 01:31:49.721
Getting hit by a bus seems
like enough punishment.

1731
01:31:51.054 --> 01:31:53.384
100.
Welcome back, nerd.

1732
01:31:55.355 --> 01:31:57.795
Will you be attending
the Spring Fling this weekend?

1733
01:31:57.830 --> 01:32:00.127
No. Everyone hates me.

1734
01:32:00.162 --> 01:32:02.360
Perfect, because
I figured out a way for you

1735
01:32:02.395 --> 01:32:03.702
to earn some extra credit.

1736
01:32:03.737 --> 01:32:05.495
Hey, Bird,
you ready to suit up

1737
01:32:05.530 --> 01:32:07.574
and show off
your math schquills?

1738
01:32:07.609 --> 01:32:09.609
Kev, stop trying
to make "schquills" happen.
It's not gonna happen.

1739
01:32:09.644 --> 01:32:12.678
Jacob, get off my dick.
Hey! PG-13, please.

1740
01:32:30.423 --> 01:32:33.028
Welcome to the ICMT
State Math Championships.

1741
01:32:33.063 --> 01:32:34.898
Sponsored by SeatGeek.

1742
01:32:34.933 --> 01:32:36.559
Yeah, SeatGeek!

1743
01:32:36.594 --> 01:32:38.198
Tonight will be
the culmination

1744
01:32:38.233 --> 01:32:41.135
of all you've worked for.

1745
01:32:41.170 --> 01:32:43.203
Each right answer
will be worth two points.

1746
01:32:43.238 --> 01:32:46.910
The highest score at the end
of 40 minutes of play wins.

1747
01:32:46.945 --> 01:32:49.781
As always, no calculators.

1748
01:32:51.081 --> 01:32:54.016
Question one.
Two, three, four!

1749
01:32:59.089 --> 01:33:02.057
Determine the equation of
the tangent line to the graph.

1750
01:33:03.357 --> 01:33:05.522
The answer is B.
Correct.

1751
01:33:05.557 --> 01:33:08.525
Solve the equation above
using prime numbers.

1752
01:33:08.560 --> 01:33:10.637
Prime factor 41.

1753
01:33:10.672 --> 01:33:12.199
Correct.

1754
01:33:12.234 --> 01:33:13.937
Please solve for x.

1755
01:33:13.972 --> 01:33:16.236
x = 2?
Incorrect.

1756
01:33:16.271 --> 01:33:17.941
x is greater
than the value of y.

1757
01:33:17.976 --> 01:33:19.679
Correct.

1758
01:33:21.243 --> 01:33:23.507
<i>♪ Stupid with love ♪</i>

1759
01:33:23.542 --> 01:33:26.246
<i>♪ I didn't get it ♪</i>

1760
01:33:26.281 --> 01:33:30.547
<i>♪ I didn't get it, somehow ♪</i>

1761
01:33:30.582 --> 01:33:34.485
<i>♪ Smart with math
But stupid with love ♪</i>

1762
01:33:34.520 --> 01:33:36.619
<i>♪ I didn't get it ♪</i>

1763
01:33:36.654 --> 01:33:37.862
Negative two!

1764
01:33:37.897 --> 01:33:38.929
Correct.

1765
01:33:38.964 --> 01:33:40.667
<i>♪ Stupid with love ♪</i>

1766
01:33:42.594 --> 01:33:44.836
<i>♪ Whoa-oa-oa
Stupid with love ♪</i>

1767
01:33:44.871 --> 01:33:47.498
Function [x] = mx + c.
Correct.

1768
01:33:47.533 --> 01:33:49.467
<i>♪ Stupid with love ♪</i>

1769
01:33:51.306 --> 01:33:52.910
<i>♪ Whoa-oa-oa
Stupid with love ♪</i>

1770
01:33:52.945 --> 01:33:54.472
Both polynomials
are second degree,

1771
01:33:54.507 --> 01:33:56.078
so the asymptote is at y = 5.

1772
01:33:56.113 --> 01:33:57.783
Excellent.

1773
01:33:57.818 --> 01:33:59.411
<i>♪ I feel my brain
Begin to rust ♪</i>

1774
01:33:59.446 --> 01:34:01.578
<i>♪ I am filled with calcu-lust ♪</i>

1775
01:34:01.613 --> 01:34:03.547
<i>♪ Does this guy work out?
He must ♪</i>

1776
01:34:03.582 --> 01:34:05.791
<i>♪ All sweaty at the gym ♪</i>

1777
01:34:05.826 --> 01:34:10.092
<i>♪ Could that image be more hot?
Let me just enjoy
That thought ♪</i>

1778
01:34:10.127 --> 01:34:11.324
<i>♪ School was rough ♪</i>

1779
01:34:11.359 --> 01:34:12.457
<i>♪ But now it's not ♪</i>

1780
01:34:12.492 --> 01:34:13.491
Negative four?

1781
01:34:13.526 --> 01:34:14.899
True.

1782
01:34:14.934 --> 01:34:16.098
29?

1783
01:34:16.133 --> 01:34:17.264
The slope is zero.

1784
01:34:17.299 --> 01:34:18.595
Incorrect.

1785
01:34:18.630 --> 01:34:20.102
The slope
of the tangent line is four.

1786
01:34:20.137 --> 01:34:22.940
Excellent.

1787
01:34:22.975 --> 01:34:25.602
Well, this has only ever
happened once before.

1788
01:34:25.637 --> 01:34:28.781
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a tie.

1789
01:34:30.983 --> 01:34:32.411
In the event of a tie,

1790
01:34:32.446 --> 01:34:35.018
we move into a one-on-one
sudden-death round

1791
01:34:35.053 --> 01:34:37.086
where each team
may choose their opponent.

1792
01:34:43.655 --> 01:34:45.160
We pick the girl.

1793
01:34:46.900 --> 01:34:48.559
We pick the girl, too.

1794
01:34:51.399 --> 01:34:53.872
Ms. Krafft, Ms. Heron,
please step forward.

1795
01:35:10.484 --> 01:35:13.485
Nice to meet you.
Whatever, slut.

1796
01:35:13.520 --> 01:35:16.994
Contestants, please find
the limit of this expression.

1797
01:35:21.693 --> 01:35:23.726
You know,
it's not me against you.

1798
01:35:23.761 --> 01:35:26.971
It's North Shore
versus Marymount.

1799
01:35:28.106 --> 01:35:30.073
A very wise teacher...

1800
01:35:30.108 --> 01:35:31.569
The limit is negative one.

1801
01:35:33.078 --> 01:35:34.781
That answer is incorrect.

1802
01:35:37.280 --> 01:35:40.182
If Ms. Heron
can answer correctly,
we have a winner.

1803
01:35:40.217 --> 01:35:43.020
You got this, Golf Bird.

1804
01:35:43.055 --> 01:35:46.023
Why can't I remember
anything about limits?

1805
01:35:46.058 --> 01:35:48.025
Honey, I don't know your life.

1806
01:35:49.688 --> 01:35:51.798
Why did you waste time
insulting me?

1807
01:35:51.833 --> 01:35:53.723
Why did I waste time
judging your hair?

1808
01:35:53.758 --> 01:35:55.428
This is not a competition.

1809
01:35:56.299 --> 01:35:58.167
It kind of is, though.

1810
01:35:58.202 --> 01:35:59.729
Right.

1811
01:36:00.600 --> 01:36:01.940
A math one.

1812
01:36:03.405 --> 01:36:05.240
<i>♪ I was stupid ♪</i>

1813
01:36:06.441 --> 01:36:08.243
<i>♪ But now I get it ♪</i>

1814
01:36:08.278 --> 01:36:12.346
<i>♪ No what ifs, might haves
Could have been if I had ♪</i>

1815
01:36:12.381 --> 01:36:14.711
<i>♪ Only tried, not held back ♪</i>

1816
01:36:14.746 --> 01:36:17.054
<i>♪ That's not a part of my plan ♪</i>

1817
01:36:17.089 --> 01:36:19.122
<i>♪ I see the things
That I missed ♪</i>

1818
01:36:19.157 --> 01:36:21.487
<i>♪ No, that's not the me
That I am ♪</i>

1819
01:36:21.522 --> 01:36:24.457
<i>♪ The limit
It doesn't exist! ♪</i>

1820
01:36:25.493 --> 01:36:27.229
The limit does not exist.

1821
01:36:27.264 --> 01:36:30.232
Our new state champions,
the North Shore Mathletes.

1822
01:36:34.436 --> 01:36:35.908
Yeah, you like that,
Marymount?

1823
01:36:35.943 --> 01:36:38.306
Get some! Get some!

1824
01:36:38.341 --> 01:36:40.044
Don't hold me back!
Don't hold me back!

1825
01:36:40.079 --> 01:36:41.848
<i>♪ Stupid with love ♪</i>

1826
01:36:42.675 --> 01:36:44.477
<i>♪ But now I get it ♪</i>

1827
01:36:44.512 --> 01:36:46.809
<i>♪ Stupid with love ♪</i>

1828
01:36:46.844 --> 01:36:48.987
<i>♪ But now I get it ♪</i>

1829
01:36:49.022 --> 01:36:51.055
<i>♪ Stupid with love ♪</i>

1830
01:36:51.090 --> 01:36:54.124
<i>♪ But now I get it
Stupid! ♪</i>

1831
01:36:54.687 --> 01:36:55.928
Have you seen Jason?

1832
01:36:55.963 --> 01:36:57.996
Like right now
or like ever in life?

1833
01:36:58.031 --> 01:36:59.591
Ohhh, miss!

1834
01:36:59.626 --> 01:37:02.000
I'm supposed to hang
with my fallback in there

1835
01:37:02.035 --> 01:37:03.496
but, you know,
if you wanted to slip out,

1836
01:37:03.531 --> 01:37:05.663
meet in my Jeep or...
Jason!

1837
01:37:05.698 --> 01:37:07.137
It's me!

1838
01:37:07.172 --> 01:37:08.633
"Fallback"?

1839
01:37:08.668 --> 01:37:10.877
No, I... I know.
Yeah, I knew the whole time.

1840
01:37:10.912 --> 01:37:13.011
No, we are done!

1841
01:37:13.046 --> 01:37:14.243
Because you know what?

1842
01:37:14.278 --> 01:37:18.214
I have a 140 IQ,
very toned legs,

1843
01:37:18.249 --> 01:37:20.315
and my parents love me!

1844
01:37:20.350 --> 01:37:22.416
And you will regret this
when you're old

1845
01:37:22.451 --> 01:37:24.891
because I am fricking fetch!

1846
01:37:24.926 --> 01:37:27.586
That's how you use it.
Come on.

1847
01:37:29.689 --> 01:37:31.557
Okay, attention, everybody.

1848
01:37:32.560 --> 01:37:35.495
Whoo-hoo-hoo,
let's go!

1849
01:37:42.834 --> 01:37:43.877
Regina!

1850
01:37:46.871 --> 01:37:48.409
You look pretty.

1851
01:37:50.809 --> 01:37:52.985
I'm wearing
a corrective neck collar.

1852
01:37:59.488 --> 01:38:02.819
I'm sorry about the bus.
I feel like it's all my fault.

1853
01:38:02.854 --> 01:38:05.228
No... No, it's not your fault.

1854
01:38:05.263 --> 01:38:07.967
Cady, don't apologize for
things that aren't your fault.

1855
01:38:08.002 --> 01:38:10.464
But, yeah,
I forgive you, 'cause...

1856
01:38:12.369 --> 01:38:14.204
I'm on a lot
of pain medication right now.

1857
01:38:14.239 --> 01:38:16.976
You know I died
for 15 seconds?

1858
01:38:17.011 --> 01:38:18.043
Yeah.

1859
01:38:19.673 --> 01:38:23.675
Anyway, my mom was really
pumped to be on the news.

1860
01:38:25.019 --> 01:38:26.414
It's weird
when people treat you

1861
01:38:26.449 --> 01:38:27.712
like you're famous
or something.

1862
01:38:27.747 --> 01:38:30.088
It's amazing.

1863
01:38:30.123 --> 01:38:31.452
Until it's not.

1864
01:38:33.258 --> 01:38:37.194
Look, I...
I know I have to change.

1865
01:38:38.296 --> 01:38:40.461
And I was harsh.

1866
01:38:40.496 --> 01:38:42.232
And people say
that I'm a bitch.

1867
01:38:42.267 --> 01:38:44.861
You know what they would
call me if I was a boy?

1868
01:38:44.896 --> 01:38:47.831
Strong.
"Reginald."

1869
01:38:47.866 --> 01:38:51.736
That's what my mom was gonna
name me if I was a boy, so...

1870
01:38:51.771 --> 01:38:54.772
Honestly,
I would rather be "bitch."

1871
01:39:00.648 --> 01:39:02.846
I like you.

1872
01:39:02.881 --> 01:39:05.717
But this medicine
makes me like everyone, so...

1873
01:39:05.752 --> 01:39:07.994
Okay,
do we have all of our nominees

1874
01:39:08.029 --> 01:39:10.656
for the Spring Fling
King and Queen onstage?

1875
01:39:10.691 --> 01:39:13.032
I just want to say
you're all winners.

1876
01:39:13.067 --> 01:39:18.235
And I am retiring as soon
as this evening is over.

1877
01:39:19.601 --> 01:39:22.305
The winner
of the Spring Fling King is...

1878
01:39:22.340 --> 01:39:24.142
Shane Oman.

1879
01:39:26.179 --> 01:39:27.805
Whoo! Yeah!

1880
01:39:31.184 --> 01:39:32.216
Hey.

1881
01:39:33.813 --> 01:39:35.813
Um, have you seen Janis?

1882
01:39:35.848 --> 01:39:38.090
Every day since 2009.

1883
01:39:38.125 --> 01:39:39.586
But she doesn't want
to see you.

1884
01:39:39.621 --> 01:39:42.193
And
your Spring Fling Queen...

1885
01:39:42.228 --> 01:39:44.987
Damian, I'm...
I'm really sorry.

1886
01:39:45.022 --> 01:39:47.330
Cady Heron.

1887
01:39:47.365 --> 01:39:50.069
What?
I mean, of course she is.

1888
01:39:52.469 --> 01:39:54.040
Go, Cady!

1889
01:39:55.637 --> 01:39:56.867
Where is Cady?

1890
01:40:11.422 --> 01:40:12.685
Congratulations.

1891
01:40:16.691 --> 01:40:17.723
Um...

1892
01:40:18.957 --> 01:40:20.891
I think people voted for me

1893
01:40:20.926 --> 01:40:22.431
because they think
I pushed someone

1894
01:40:22.466 --> 01:40:23.795
in front of a bus.

1895
01:40:23.830 --> 01:40:27.040
It's not your fault.
A bus pushed me.

1896
01:40:30.870 --> 01:40:34.146
But what is my fault is

1897
01:40:34.181 --> 01:40:35.708
the way I treated my friends.

1898
01:40:37.514 --> 01:40:40.548
I used you and I lied to you
and I'm... I'm so sorry.

1899
01:40:44.048 --> 01:40:46.686
I'm also sorry to everyone

1900
01:40:46.721 --> 01:40:48.754
whose feelings got hurt
from the Burn Book.

1901
01:40:48.789 --> 01:40:50.360
You know,
it's really not required

1902
01:40:50.395 --> 01:40:51.988
for you to make a speech.

1903
01:40:52.023 --> 01:40:54.100
Right. Almost done,
I promise. Um...

1904
01:40:55.268 --> 01:40:59.204
I think everyone looks
like royalty tonight.

1905
01:40:59.239 --> 01:41:04.770
It just seems weird
for one person to win this.

1906
01:41:07.412 --> 01:41:10.083
I mean,
it's just a chunk of plastic.

1907
01:41:12.351 --> 01:41:14.945
We could just share it.

1908
01:41:18.918 --> 01:41:23.228
<i>♪ Cheap, fake
Easy to break ♪</i>

1909
01:41:23.263 --> 01:41:26.055
<i>♪ That's how I used to be ♪</i>

1910
01:41:26.090 --> 01:41:28.860
Here... Take it.

1911
01:41:28.895 --> 01:41:31.236
<i>♪ Now I'm awake ♪</i>

1912
01:41:31.271 --> 01:41:33.898
<i>♪ I'll tell you what I see ♪</i>

1913
01:41:33.933 --> 01:41:36.901
<i>♪ Plastic don't shine
Glitter don't shine ♪</i>

1914
01:41:36.936 --> 01:41:41.070
<i>♪ Rhinestones don't shine
The way you do ♪</i>

1915
01:41:41.105 --> 01:41:44.447
<i>♪ You are so real
You are so rare ♪</i>

1916
01:41:44.482 --> 01:41:47.076
<i>♪ I see you there ♪</i>

1917
01:41:47.111 --> 01:41:50.783
<i>♪ I see you ♪</i>

1918
01:41:50.818 --> 01:41:53.082
<i>♪ I see stars ♪</i>

1919
01:41:53.117 --> 01:41:56.459
<i>♪ So many stars tonight ♪</i>

1920
01:41:56.494 --> 01:42:00.694
<i>♪ You could make diamonds dull ♪</i>

1921
01:42:00.729 --> 01:42:04.335
<i>♪ You are so beautiful ♪</i>

1922
01:42:04.370 --> 01:42:07.239
<i>♪ I see stars ♪</i>

1923
01:42:07.274 --> 01:42:10.869
<i>♪ You shine as bright as day ♪</i>

1924
01:42:10.904 --> 01:42:14.037
<i>♪ I will look out for you ♪</i>

1925
01:42:14.072 --> 01:42:17.810
<i>♪ We'll light each other's way ♪</i>

1926
01:42:17.845 --> 01:42:21.979
<i>♪ You're all stars ♪</i>

1927
01:42:23.818 --> 01:42:25.521
All right,
have a good time, everyone.

1928
01:42:25.556 --> 01:42:26.588
No vaping.

1929
01:42:26.623 --> 01:42:27.820
Rachel Hamilton!

1930
01:42:27.855 --> 01:42:28.920
Give me that inhaler.

1931
01:42:43.673 --> 01:42:45.574
Are you still mad at me?

1932
01:42:45.609 --> 01:42:47.972
I don't know.
Are you still an asshole?

1933
01:42:48.843 --> 01:42:50.249
I don't think so?

1934
01:42:56.587 --> 01:42:58.015
Cute.

1935
01:42:59.689 --> 01:43:02.294
<i>♪ Wherever darkness falls ♪</i>

1936
01:43:02.329 --> 01:43:07.497
<i>♪ I'll be the light ♪</i>

1937
01:43:07.532 --> 01:43:11.061
<i>♪ To guide you home ♪</i>

1938
01:43:11.096 --> 01:43:13.206
She sounds good.

1939
01:43:14.198 --> 01:43:16.671
But she does not
go here, y'all.

1940
01:43:16.706 --> 01:43:19.542
Would you look over there?
Oh, my gosh!

1941
01:43:21.876 --> 01:43:24.041
Do you want to dance?
Yeah.

1942
01:43:29.081 --> 01:43:31.950
Congrats on winning state.
The jacket looks, uh,
really good on you.

1943
01:43:31.985 --> 01:43:35.624
Thanks. It has a pocket inside
for a calculator.

1944
01:43:35.659 --> 01:43:36.889
What?
Yeah.

1945
01:43:36.924 --> 01:43:38.055
Grool.

1946
01:43:39.465 --> 01:43:40.794
Grool.

1947
01:43:43.469 --> 01:43:46.734
<i>♪ You stars ♪</i>

1948
01:43:46.769 --> 01:43:50.342
<i>♪ So many stars tonight ♪</i>

1949
01:43:50.377 --> 01:43:53.202
<i>♪ I see stars ♪</i>

1950
01:43:53.237 --> 01:43:54.874
<i>And that was
the first time in history</i>

1951
01:43:54.909 --> 01:43:57.382
<i>that Spring Fling
was actually fun.</i>

1952
01:43:57.417 --> 01:44:02.046
<i>Ms. Norbury and
Mr. Duvall got wasted. JK, JK.</i>

1953
01:44:02.081 --> 01:44:04.818
<i>Karen discovered
the safe joy</i>

1954
01:44:04.853 --> 01:44:07.920
<i>of dancing with theater boys.</i>

1955
01:44:07.955 --> 01:44:11.759
<i>And Plastics and Jocks
partied with math nerds.</i>

1956
01:44:11.794 --> 01:44:13.365
<i>Janis danced
to a pop song</i>

1957
01:44:13.400 --> 01:44:15.059
<i>and didn't burst into flames.</i>

1958
01:44:15.897 --> 01:44:17.864
Ow. Ow. Ow!

1959
01:44:17.899 --> 01:44:20.834
<i>And everyone else
just kind of floated.</i>

1960
01:44:23.300 --> 01:44:25.641
So the moral
of our story is thus:

1961
01:44:25.676 --> 01:44:28.039
Calling someone stupid
won't make you any smarter.

1962
01:44:28.074 --> 01:44:30.074
And even the people
you really don't like

1963
01:44:30.109 --> 01:44:32.582
are still people
who just want to coexist.

1964
01:44:32.617 --> 01:44:35.079
So get off their dicks!

1965
01:44:38.249 --> 01:44:40.216
<i>♪ I see ♪</i>

1966
01:44:40.251 --> 01:44:44.055
<i>♪ Stars! ♪</i>

1967
01:44:48.325 --> 01:44:49.995
<i>♪ Where she at?
What she doing? ♪</i>

1968
01:44:50.030 --> 01:44:52.030
<i>♪ Who she with
And where she from? ♪</i>

1969
01:44:52.065 --> 01:44:53.933
<i>♪ Well, she's this
Oh, she's that ♪</i>

1970
01:44:53.968 --> 01:44:56.232
<i>♪ She's a flight risk
On the run ♪</i>

1971
01:44:56.267 --> 01:44:58.036
<i>♪ She's back, she's back ♪</i>

1972
01:44:58.071 --> 01:44:59.906
<i>♪ Yeah, I'm back, bitch
Are you done? ♪</i>

1973
01:44:59.941 --> 01:45:03.811
<i>♪ Excuse me
While I bite my tongue ♪</i>

1974
01:45:03.846 --> 01:45:07.881
<i>♪ I'm back on that same shit
From before ♪</i>

1975
01:45:07.916 --> 01:45:11.522
<i>♪ I can't take this pettiness
Now I'm bored ♪</i>

1976
01:45:11.557 --> 01:45:15.790
<i>♪ We can champagne
There's enough for us all ♪</i>

1977
01:45:15.825 --> 01:45:18.793
<i>♪ Told you who I am
And what it is
It's not my fault ♪</i>

1978
01:45:18.828 --> 01:45:22.830
<i>♪ It's not my fault
You came with her
But she might leave with me ♪</i>

1979
01:45:22.865 --> 01:45:26.471
<i>♪ It's not my fault
You've got to pay
For what I get for free ♪</i>

1980
01:45:26.506 --> 01:45:28.671
<i>♪ It's not my fault ♪</i>

1981
01:45:28.706 --> 01:45:30.640
<i>♪ You're like, you're like
You're like in love with me ♪</i>

1982
01:45:30.675 --> 01:45:32.642
<i>♪ It's not my fault
You're like in love with me ♪</i>

1983
01:45:32.677 --> 01:45:34.974
<i>♪ You're like in love with me ♪</i>

1984
01:45:35.009 --> 01:45:38.549
<i>♪ Get her number, get her name
Get a good thing
While you can ♪</i>

1985
01:45:38.584 --> 01:45:42.850
<i>♪ Kiss a blonde, kiss a friend
Can a gay girl get an amen? ♪</i>

1986
01:45:42.885 --> 01:45:46.282
<i>♪ I'm back on that same shit
From before ♪</i>

1987
01:45:46.317 --> 01:45:50.154
<i>♪ I can't take this pettiness
Now I'm bored ♪</i>

1988
01:45:50.189 --> 01:45:54.257
<i>♪ We can champagne
There's enough for us all ♪</i>

1989
01:45:54.292 --> 01:45:56.468
<i>♪ I told you who I am
And what it is ♪</i>

1990
01:45:56.503 --> 01:45:58.998
<i>♪ It's not my fault
It's not my fault ♪</i>

1991
01:45:59.033 --> 01:46:01.297
<i>♪ You came with her
But she might leave with me ♪</i>

1992
01:46:01.332 --> 01:46:03.167
<i>♪ It's not my fault ♪</i>

1993
01:46:03.202 --> 01:46:05.939
<i>♪ You've got to pay
For what I get for free ♪</i>

1994
01:46:05.974 --> 01:46:09.305
<i>♪ It's not my fault
You're like, you're like
You're like in love with me ♪</i>

1995
01:46:09.340 --> 01:46:11.813
<i>♪ It's not my fault
You're like in love with me ♪</i>

1996
01:46:11.848 --> 01:46:13.815
<i>♪ You're like in love with me ♪</i>

1997
01:46:13.850 --> 01:46:15.685
<i>♪ I mean, who wouldn't want
To be in love with me ♪</i>

1998
01:46:15.720 --> 01:46:17.687
<i>♪ I'm a mood board
Girls got to Pinterest me ♪</i>

1999
01:46:17.722 --> 01:46:19.722
<i>♪ I'm a stallion but they come
And f... me like Trojan ♪</i>

2000
01:46:19.757 --> 01:46:22.021
<i>♪ And it wouldn't be me
If I ain't cause commotion ♪</i>

2001
01:46:22.056 --> 01:46:24.661
<i>♪ I'm so bad
Dudes thought I was AI
I ballin' like AI ♪</i>

2002
01:46:24.696 --> 01:46:27.158
<i>♪ I stick to a whole lot
Of paper like a stapler
Stack like Jenga ♪</i>

2003
01:46:27.193 --> 01:46:29.061
<i>♪ And you basic bitch
Get stroke like a painter ♪</i>

2004
01:46:29.096 --> 01:46:31.195
<i>♪ It's funny how the mean girl
Open all the doors ♪</i>

2005
01:46:31.230 --> 01:46:33.098
<i>♪ I've been told y'all
I'm the black Regina George ♪</i>

2006
01:46:33.133 --> 01:46:35.034
<i>♪ Bikini top, booty shorts
Megan core ♪</i>

2007
01:46:35.069 --> 01:46:36.838
<i>♪ You was hating back then
Now you finna hate more ♪</i>

2008
01:46:36.873 --> 01:46:38.807
<i>♪ I got influence
They do anything I endorse ♪</i>

2009
01:46:38.842 --> 01:46:41.073
<i>♪ I run s...
To be a bad bitch is a sport ♪</i>

2010
01:46:41.108 --> 01:46:43.746
<i>♪ I woke up hotter
Than I was yesterday ♪</i>

2011
01:46:43.781 --> 01:46:47.849
<i>♪ Don't care about no rules
'Cause I always get my way ♪</i>

2012
01:46:47.884 --> 01:46:49.686
<i>♪ It's not my fault ♪</i>

2013
01:46:49.721 --> 01:46:52.183
<i>♪ You came with her
But she might leave with me ♪</i>

2014
01:46:52.218 --> 01:46:55.725
<i>♪ It's not my fault
You've got to pay
For what I get for free ♪</i>

2015
01:46:55.760 --> 01:46:59.322
<i>♪ It's not my fault
You're like, you're like
You're like in love with me ♪</i>

2016
01:46:59.357 --> 01:47:02.358
<i>♪ It's not my fault
You're like in love with me ♪</i>

2017
01:47:02.393 --> 01:47:03.832
<i>♪ You're like in love with me ♪</i>

2018
01:47:06.430 --> 01:47:08.639
<i>♪ A sexy Quint
From sexy</i> Jaws ♪

2019
01:47:08.674 --> 01:47:10.476
<i>♪ Catching sexy sharks ♪</i>

2020
01:47:10.511 --> 01:47:13.908
<i>♪ Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt
Or sexy Joan of Arc ♪</i>

2021
01:47:13.943 --> 01:47:17.780
<i>♪ I can be a sexy pirate
Or a sexy ballet dancer ♪</i>

2022
01:47:17.815 --> 01:47:22.147
<i>♪ I can be a sexy doctor
And cure some sexy cancer! ♪</i>

2023
01:47:34.227 --> 01:47:35.996
<i>♪ Happy Halloween! ♪</i>

2024
01:47:39.804 --> 01:47:43.267
<i>♪ This is
Modern feminism talkin' ♪</i>

2025
01:47:43.302 --> 01:47:46.908
<i>♪ Watch me as I run the world
In shoes I cannot walk in ♪</i>

2026
01:47:46.943 --> 01:47:50.307
<i>♪ I can be who I want to be ♪</i>

2027
01:47:50.342 --> 01:47:53.915
<i>♪ And sex... sex ♪</i>

2028
01:47:53.950 --> 01:47:58.755
<i>♪ Sexy! ♪</i>

2029
01:47:58.790 --> 01:48:00.988
<i>I'm a sexy mouse. Duh!</i>

2030
01:52:00.427 --> 01:52:01.899
You're next.

2031
01:52:01.934 --> 01:52:04.495
You could be really hot
if you change, like,

2032
01:52:04.530 --> 01:52:05.837
everything.