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(CHORUS SINGING)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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NARRATOR: This is the story
of Alejandro.
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(BOY IN SPANISH)
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(WOMAN IN SPANISH)
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(WOMAN IN SPANISH)
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NARRATOR: (IN ENGLISH)
His mother was an artist.
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NARRATOR: (IN ENGLISH)
And he was her project.
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She gave him everything.
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So, he wished for everything.
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(EERIE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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EERIE VOICE: (ECHOING) Ale...
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DOLORES: Alejandro!
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(WINCES)
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Hijo!
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Ale!
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Alejandro!
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NARRATOR: But she had
a recurring dream...
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- DOLORES: Ale!
- NARRATOR: ...of Alejandro
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wearing all blue...
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DOLORES: Hijo!
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NARRATOR: ...leaving
the safe world she created,
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where he'd face the dangers
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she tried so hard
to keep him from.
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(GRAND MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hi, hi, hello, hi.
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Uh, my name is Alejandro.
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I am originally
from El Salvador,
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but I live in New York now.
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Um, and I have a lot
of ideas for toys.
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Toys these days are wonderful,
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but they are a little bit
too preoccupied with, um...
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uh, fun.
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Um, I have a few ideas
for toys that include
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a doll that is kind of like
a Barbie,
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except she has
her little fingers crossed
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behind her back.
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This, I believe, will
add much tension and intrigue
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to any Dream House.
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Life can't be all parties.
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(LILTING MUSIC PLAYING)
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And my personal favorite,
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smartphones for Cabbage Patch
dolls displaying
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their uniquely
complicated lives.
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Like Marjorie, for instance.
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She should have
a little picture
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of a spot inside of her mouth,
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which she's texting
to a friend
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because she's worried
that it might be something.
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Something bad.
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I am career-oriented,
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uh, detail-focused,
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and enjoy, uh,
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teamwork.
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NARRATOR: Alejandro did not
get the job.
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It was as if he had sent
his dreams into a void.
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And the void replied
with an email?
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Signed by no one
in particular.
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Sent by a mysterious
"do not reply" address.
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So, what's exciting
about FreezeCorp
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is that we are the only
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cryogenics facility
in the world
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that tends exclusively
to artists.
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NARRATOR: And so he got
a job at FreezeCorp.
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- A cryogenics facility,
- (WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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(ON TV) In fact...
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NARRATOR: Which got him
a work visa
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to stay in the United States.
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(QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING)
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Alejandro thinks
of his job as a long, careful,
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- but steady course.
- (SHOES SQUEAK)
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At the end of it,
there is a job at Hasbro.
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At FreezeCorp, he was assigned
to Bobby Asencio...
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(BEEPS)
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...an unknown painter,
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who exclusively did paintings
of eggs.
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BOBBY: They're not eggs.
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They're hope.
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They are a promise,
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possibilities,
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a mystery.
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What's inside the egg?
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I don't know.
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Is it a hen?
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Is it a hen with a tragic life
or a beautiful life?
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I don't know.
I don't know this hen.
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You get me right, Elizabeth?
I could feel that you get me.
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NARRATOR: His wife,
Elizabeth, was an art critic.
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When Bobby was diagnosed
with terminal cancer in 1996,
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she decided to keep
every piece of paper
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he ever touched,
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becoming the guardian
of his legacy.
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In the ultimate act
of perseverance,
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Bobby chose to freeze himself.
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BOBBY: I'm going
to the future.
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I'm going on a long, long
journey.
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I don't know what awaits me,
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but maybe people will
understand my eggs there.
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(INSPIRING MUSIC PLAYING)
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(FREEZER BUZZING)
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NARRATOR: There is no data
that suggests
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that Bobby will ever get
into the future.
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Legally,
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this company provides
a form of euthanasia.
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- But that's just on paper.
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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In practice, if you are
approved for "euthanasia,"
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you drink our patented
CryoPreserve,
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and then brr!
Your organs get a big chill.
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And you go to sleep.
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Our scientists are working
around the clock
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to one day discover
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how to bring
our patients back.
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NARRATOR:
Life had told Bobby, "No."
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Instead of accepting that,
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he did the implausible.
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He froze himself,
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so he could hopefully
come back and try again.
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Alejandro found this inspiring.
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After all, he immigrated
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to the most competitive
place on Earth,
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in hopes to become
a world-famous toy designer.
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ALEJANDRO: A slinky
that simply
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refuses to go downstairs.
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Forcing the child to go
on the journey, step by step.
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The joy comes not from
watching something happen,
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but by achieving it.
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(THUDS)
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(GRAND CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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(MACHINE BUZZES LOUDLY)
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(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GENERATOR BEEPING)
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- (BEEPING STOPS)
- RECEPTIONIST: Alejandro?
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- (MACHINE LOADING)
- Hi.
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Was the backup disconnected?
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Um...
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What?
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Was the backup disconnected?
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The backup is currently
connected.
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Uh-huh.
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All right. We...
We're closing up.
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(BEEPS)
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SHARON: I was just
suggesting...
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ELIZABETH: ...I sign them...
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She's here.
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(SIGHS) Brace yourself.
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ELIZABETH: ...sign a contract
without reading it?
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Like some teenager getting
a phone at MetroPCS?
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SHARON: No, I know... I know
you read the contract,
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- which is why I'm surprised...
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- A limit to what?
- A limit to the amount
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of times you're going
to hike the prices.
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Or am I and my poor,
frozen husband
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going to be held to ransom
indefinitely? Hello.
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Hi.
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This is Alejandro. He is the
archivist assigned to Bobby.
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Oh.
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Hi... Hi, Elizabeth,
it's so nice to meet you
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and put a... and put a face
to the name.
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Oh, it's very nice
to meet you too, Alejandro.
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You're doing a wonderful job.
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Yes, I would like
to think that the astronomical
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hike in prices
for the Deluxe package,
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might benefit you in some way,
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but I suppose
your bosses are just
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gobbling up the profits.
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SHARON: Nobody's
gobbling up anything,
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it is, uh, simple inflation.
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We're now getting
a lecture on economics
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from the good doctor here.
Pace University, was it?
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Hm. Uh, yes, but it is in the
contract as per the signed...
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We can... How about...
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How about we chat
in my office?
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Shall we?
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- Sharon?
- Yes.
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(WHISPERING) The backup
generator was disconnected.
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SHARON: What?
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What?
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(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
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(RHYTHMIC DRUMMING)
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SHARON: Alejandro, will you,
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uh, stop
by my office tomorrow?
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Um, yeah. Yes. What did you...
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What did you wanna talk about?
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- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
- Let's talk tomorrow.
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I didn't realize
I was interrupting a meeting,
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shall I get you a coffee?
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Oh, (CHUCKLES FORCEDLY) No...
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(FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING)
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NARRATOR: Faced
with a challenge,
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Alejandro called his mother.
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Dolores was always ready
to solve his problems.
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(WATER PATTERS)
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(CLOCK TICKING LOUDLY)
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(DIAL TONE BEEPING)
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Ale!
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(AUTOMATED VOICE IN SPANISH)
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SPRAY: (IN ENGLISH)
What are you talking about?
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I didn't eat
your fucking Oreos,
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you fucking wiener.
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- (DOOR CLOSES)
- Hey, good night.
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SPRAY: Good night.
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Can I have some though?
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MAN: No!
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- SPRAY: Please?
- MAN: Get your own.
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NARRATOR: That night,
Dolores was supposed
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to work on a monument proposal
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on the subject
of "the Salvadorian artist."
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But instead she thought
about Ale.
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- (CLOCK TICKING)
- Her delicate little creation.
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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- Hi, good morning.
- Morning.
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Uh, you wanted to talk to me?
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Uh, yes, can I have a moment
to get settled?
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(WATER BUBBLING)
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(SHARON SIGHS)
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Okay, you can come in.
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- (SHARON CLEARS THROAT)
- ALEJANDRO: How are you?
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Great. How are you?
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I'm good.
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SHARON: (COUGHS) Okay.
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Excited to have this check-in.
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(INHALES) Alejandro,
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this is really hard
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- but, um...
- Oh, no.
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But, unfortunately,
given the incident,
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we can't continue having you
as a part of this team.
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But nothing happened.
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The backup generator
was unplugged.
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And the subject could
have been at risk.
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But nothing happened.
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That is like removing
all the fire extinguishers
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- from a building.
- ALEJANDRO: And then putting
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them back
before there's a fire.
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It's more like parking
in front of a fire hydrant.
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For which you get a ticket.
(CHUCKLES FORCEDLY)
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B... But why?
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If there was no actual fire...
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- I... B... But, uh...
- ALEJANDRO: ...we proved that
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it's an honest mistake
and it wasn't your intention
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and that you won't
do it again.
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I... I mean,
don't you think...
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Uh, my thoughts don't count.
You just would, you would.
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- ALEJANDRO: But...
- You would get a ticket.
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But if you don't employ me...
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- We know.
- Then, you do know, okay.
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But... But then I don't...
I don't have a work visa.
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- We know.
- ALEJANDRO: If I don't
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have a work visa,
then I can't be here.
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We know.
255
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Who is "we"?
256
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(TICKING)
257
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SHARON: We here at FreezeCorp.
258
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ALEJANDRO: Look, I just need
a little bit more time
259
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:04,092
because I'm already applying
for this other job at Hasbro
260
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that I'm really excited about.
261
00:13:05,221 --> 00:13:06,858
No disrespect to...
to FreezeCorp and the...
262
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,056
- the FreezeCorp family.
- SHARON: Uh, uh...
263
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ALEJANDRO: Or... Or I can do
this part-time.
264
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- SHARON: Alejandro, I...
- ALEJANDRO: Or as an intern.
265
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- SHARON: Alejandro...
- ALEJANDRO: Or whatever you...
266
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- SHARON: Listen, I have to go.
- ELIZABETH: No more archive.
267
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What a terrible shame.
268
00:13:15,370 --> 00:13:16,403
SHARON: Elizabeth, I am not...
269
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ELIZABETH: You'll keep
his corpse frozen
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or you're gonna throw
that out as well?
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SHARON: We are
simply moving Bobby
272
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from the Deluxe Chamber
with archive
273
00:13:24,742 --> 00:13:27,109
to the Basic as per your...
274
00:13:27,211 --> 00:13:29,818
ELIZABETH: And will you simply
help me take his archive
275
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,419
to the dumpster?
276
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Or must I break my back
doing that myself?
277
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SHARON: No one is going
to be moving...
278
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ELIZABETH:
Don't you belittle me!
279
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You middle of the road,
middle, middle, middle
280
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middle, middle manager!
281
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SHARON: (ON TV) ...working
around the clock to one day
282
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- discover...
- Hi.
283
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SHARON: ...how to bring
our patients back.
284
00:13:48,201 --> 00:13:49,197
Hello.
285
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Cannot believe that woman!
286
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Screaming at me like that.
287
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Threatening to throw
Bobby's body out.
288
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Did you see that?
289
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I'm very grateful to you,
by the way,
290
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for helping me like this.
291
00:14:02,782 --> 00:14:05,149
- (CLANGS)
- (ELIZABETH GRUNTS, HUFFS)
292
00:14:05,518 --> 00:14:06,919
What were we thinking?
293
00:14:07,021 --> 00:14:09,156
And what are we supposed to do
with all this stuff anyway?
294
00:14:09,258 --> 00:14:10,117
I can see Bobby's going
295
00:14:10,219 --> 00:14:11,457
to wake up in the future
and his wife's gone
296
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,222
and thrown away
all his things!
297
00:14:13,324 --> 00:14:15,022
ALEJANDRO: I don't think you
need to throw anything out.
298
00:14:15,124 --> 00:14:16,792
He didn't leave an insane
amount of stuff.
299
00:14:16,894 --> 00:14:18,430
I... I would argue
you never needed
300
00:14:18,532 --> 00:14:19,899
that big space to begin with.
301
00:14:20,001 --> 00:14:22,397
So, why don't you just make
room for it somewhere else?
302
00:14:22,766 --> 00:14:24,506
I don't suppose you would
303
00:14:24,608 --> 00:14:28,140
have any time for a little
side project, would you?
304
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,810
(PIPE HISSING)
305
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,741
ALEJANDRO: What do you
normally use this space for?
306
00:14:32,843 --> 00:14:34,014
ELIZABETH: Oh, I live here.
307
00:14:34,116 --> 00:14:35,745
- (BEEPS)
- Oh.
308
00:14:35,847 --> 00:14:38,053
I live, uh, part
of the year here,
309
00:14:38,155 --> 00:14:39,552
part of the time in Maine,
310
00:14:39,654 --> 00:14:41,654
and part of the time
in Asheville.
311
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:45,424
Did you hear the way
she screamed at me?
312
00:14:45,526 --> 00:14:46,891
How do you put up with her?
313
00:14:46,993 --> 00:14:49,563
- Did she ever yell at you?
- ALEJANDRO: Well...
314
00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:52,164
I... As it turns out,
I got... I got laid off.
315
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,665
Oh, Alejandro!
316
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:57,867
That woman, she is out
to ruin us all!
317
00:14:57,969 --> 00:15:00,173
And she's a thief,
as well, you know.
318
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,272
Um, well, sure.
319
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:03,309
And she...
320
00:15:03,411 --> 00:15:04,475
doesn't listen to reason.
321
00:15:04,577 --> 00:15:05,879
I put up quite a fight.
322
00:15:06,115 --> 00:15:06,874
Thank you.
323
00:15:06,977 --> 00:15:08,448
- Thank you for...
- Thank you.
324
00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:09,981
For the job
and the memories...
325
00:15:10,714 --> 00:15:11,914
But mainly, she...
326
00:15:12,016 --> 00:15:14,717
they didn't wanna
sponsor me anymore.
327
00:15:14,819 --> 00:15:16,452
I'm actually from El Salvador.
328
00:15:16,554 --> 00:15:18,024
Oh, El Salvador?
329
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,458
Pupusas?
330
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:20,888
- Yes.
- And those, uh, nuns
331
00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:22,690
they killed in the 80s, yes.
332
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:24,794
R... Right. So now,
333
00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:26,435
I'm looking for...
for a new job.
334
00:15:26,537 --> 00:15:28,764
- Oh you are?
- ALEJANDRO: That will maybe
335
00:15:28,867 --> 00:15:30,100
- sponsor me.
- ELIZABETH: Oh.
336
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:32,002
Well...
337
00:15:32,104 --> 00:15:34,769
I'm not sure I could, uh,
offer anything formal.
338
00:15:34,871 --> 00:15:37,377
But, uh, maybe freelance?
339
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,843
And, uh, then we could see?
340
00:15:39,945 --> 00:15:42,145
(ELIZABETH'S VOICE ECHOES
INDISTINCTLY)
341
00:15:43,784 --> 00:15:46,649
Did you use FileMaker Pro
at the facility?
342
00:15:46,751 --> 00:15:48,355
No, we used Google Sheets.
343
00:15:48,457 --> 00:15:49,457
(LAUGHS) No, no, you can't...
344
00:15:49,559 --> 00:15:51,657
you can't compare that
to FileMaker Pro.
345
00:15:51,759 --> 00:15:53,156
NARRATOR: It's basically
the same,
346
00:15:53,258 --> 00:15:56,791
except FileMaker is harder
to use and not free.
347
00:15:56,893 --> 00:15:59,063
Do you know FileMaker Pro?
348
00:16:01,203 --> 00:16:02,831
Yeah, I love it.
349
00:16:02,934 --> 00:16:06,006
Oh, my goodness,
that's splendid.
350
00:16:06,108 --> 00:16:07,406
Oh, yes.
351
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,610
My, uh, former assistant,
352
00:16:10,712 --> 00:16:13,746
Celeste, she ran away
with an Italian,
353
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:16,110
and I could not
even begin to tell you,
354
00:16:16,212 --> 00:16:18,813
but anyway, she had
this bright idea
355
00:16:18,915 --> 00:16:20,183
of setting up a database
356
00:16:20,285 --> 00:16:21,952
so that I could keep a track
of all Bobby's paintings
357
00:16:22,055 --> 00:16:24,424
wherever they were, you know,
two over here,
358
00:16:24,527 --> 00:16:25,953
couple over here
in this gallery,
359
00:16:26,055 --> 00:16:27,692
and to have a sense of order
360
00:16:27,794 --> 00:16:29,159
to have a sense
of perspective.
361
00:16:29,261 --> 00:16:33,094
I mean, FileMaker is the
Cadillac of archival software,
362
00:16:33,196 --> 00:16:34,401
you know, recommended
by Gagosian,
363
00:16:34,503 --> 00:16:35,504
recommended by the Whitney,
364
00:16:35,606 --> 00:16:37,702
and apparently very, very easy
to set up.
365
00:16:37,804 --> 00:16:39,133
And that's what
she promised me.
366
00:16:39,235 --> 00:16:41,268
And that's what she failed
to deliver.
367
00:16:41,371 --> 00:16:42,643
Because the thing about
(CHUCKLING BITTERLY)
368
00:16:42,745 --> 00:16:45,480
Celeste of course,
is that she was on drugs.
369
00:16:45,582 --> 00:16:47,782
- Oh, no.
- ELIZABETH: She was constantly
370
00:16:47,884 --> 00:16:51,080
coming in with dirty shoes,
always in the alleys.
371
00:16:51,182 --> 00:16:52,718
You know, that's a very, very
clear sign.
372
00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:54,883
And the whole thing
just didn't work!
373
00:16:54,985 --> 00:16:56,587
None of the databases matched.
374
00:16:56,689 --> 00:16:57,889
Any assistant of mine
375
00:16:57,991 --> 00:16:59,687
will have to come up
to Maine a fair bit.
376
00:16:59,789 --> 00:17:01,163
Do you garden?
377
00:17:01,265 --> 00:17:02,796
Oh, I... I could garden.
378
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:05,632
Oh, that's great, so you can
drive us up there.
379
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,362
Oh, no, I... I don't know
how to drive.
380
00:17:07,464 --> 00:17:09,967
I'm looking now for
the pictures of the begonias,
381
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,265
you'll see them
when you drive us up there.
382
00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:15,510
But the begonias
this year were so beautiful,
383
00:17:15,612 --> 00:17:17,775
and the sweet peas'
just beginning,
384
00:17:17,877 --> 00:17:20,176
just the little shoots
starting.
385
00:17:20,278 --> 00:17:22,413
And I think next year,
the pinks particularly...
386
00:17:22,515 --> 00:17:23,685
Oh, my goodness,
387
00:17:23,787 --> 00:17:24,916
where are these photographs?
I'm really thinking
388
00:17:25,018 --> 00:17:26,116
that I couldn't have seen
these photographs.
389
00:17:26,218 --> 00:17:29,755
Oh, my goodness me, this
software drives me insane.
390
00:17:29,857 --> 00:17:31,788
I can never, ever find
what you want,
391
00:17:31,890 --> 00:17:33,090
and it's so hard on the nails.
392
00:17:33,192 --> 00:17:35,027
They said it's likely
to be in the Dropbox now.
393
00:17:35,129 --> 00:17:37,666
Now, we... we... we... Maybe
in the (GROANS) iCloud...
394
00:17:37,768 --> 00:17:39,700
(GROANS) How do
you get into the iCloud thing?
395
00:17:39,802 --> 00:17:41,800
They told me once,
and it made no sense!
396
00:17:41,902 --> 00:17:45,840
Where are these photographs?
(GROANING)
397
00:17:46,507 --> 00:17:47,743
Let me... If...
398
00:17:47,845 --> 00:17:48,907
ELIZABETH: You know, when
you're looking for something
399
00:17:49,009 --> 00:17:50,039
- and you can never find it.
- May... May I...
400
00:17:50,141 --> 00:17:51,205
I want someone
to invent the thing
401
00:17:51,307 --> 00:17:52,681
where you say, "Look
for the photograph
402
00:17:52,783 --> 00:17:54,178
"of the blooms," and then
suddenly there are...
403
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,617
And, they probably have,
but nobody's told me about it.
404
00:17:56,719 --> 00:17:57,782
I bet I can help you
with that. If...
405
00:17:57,884 --> 00:17:58,880
ELIZABETH: No, no, no,
Alejandro.
406
00:17:58,982 --> 00:18:00,214
They say it's simple,
407
00:18:00,316 --> 00:18:03,521
let's hear from them,
how simple it is!
408
00:18:03,623 --> 00:18:04,725
Right this minute.
409
00:18:04,828 --> 00:18:06,589
I was on with them
most of the day yesterday.
410
00:18:06,691 --> 00:18:07,627
(CALL RINGING)
411
00:18:07,729 --> 00:18:08,827
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Apple Support.
412
00:18:08,929 --> 00:18:10,496
To securely verify
your iden...
413
00:18:10,598 --> 00:18:12,566
No, none of those options.
414
00:18:12,668 --> 00:18:13,568
AUTOMATED VOICE:
In a few words,
415
00:18:13,670 --> 00:18:14,901
please tell me why
you're calling.
416
00:18:15,003 --> 00:18:16,166
- ELIZABETH: Human.
- AUTOMATED VOICE: Thank you
417
00:18:16,268 --> 00:18:17,564
- for contacting Apple...
- ELIZABETH: Human being.
418
00:18:17,666 --> 00:18:19,004
AUTOMATED VOICE: Please hold
for an Apple advisor...
419
00:18:19,106 --> 00:18:20,775
(AUTOMATED VOICE CONTINUES
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
420
00:18:20,877 --> 00:18:23,671
ELIZABETH: No, none of those
options. No. Other.
421
00:18:23,773 --> 00:18:24,975
Other.
422
00:18:25,077 --> 00:18:26,507
- Other.
- SERVICE REP: Hello, ma'am.
423
00:18:26,609 --> 00:18:27,777
- Are you still there?
- Well, of course, I'm here.
424
00:18:27,879 --> 00:18:28,980
Where else will I be?
425
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,785
You've been holding me hostage
on this call.
426
00:18:30,887 --> 00:18:32,788
- I need my photographs.
- SERVICE REP: Ma'am...
427
00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:34,489
ELIZABETH: You're holding up
an important meeting!
428
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:35,791
Uh... I'm sorry
about the hold.
429
00:18:35,893 --> 00:18:37,585
But w... w... where are...
where are my photographs?
430
00:18:37,687 --> 00:18:39,421
You've hidden them again,
you've hidden them from me!
431
00:18:39,523 --> 00:18:42,456
Your... Your pictures should
be on the Photos app.
432
00:18:42,558 --> 00:18:44,194
ELIZABETH: Well, I deleted
them because you told me
433
00:18:44,296 --> 00:18:46,902
that there would be a back up
in the Cloud!
434
00:18:47,004 --> 00:18:48,835
(SHOUTING) What is the Cloud
anyway? I don't understand!
435
00:18:48,938 --> 00:18:50,669
They wouldn't just disappear
like that, ma'am.
436
00:18:50,771 --> 00:18:52,439
Stop interrupting me! Listen!
437
00:18:52,541 --> 00:18:54,201
I need my photographs.
438
00:18:54,303 --> 00:18:55,707
You... You've hidden them
from me,
439
00:18:55,810 --> 00:18:57,576
you keep hiding things
from me.
440
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,177
Where are my photographs?
441
00:18:59,912 --> 00:19:02,149
You have erased my memories...
442
00:19:02,251 --> 00:19:03,714
(ECHOING)
443
00:19:03,816 --> 00:19:06,553
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
444
00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:07,755
And if that isn't enough,
445
00:19:07,857 --> 00:19:09,984
I was forced to switch
to voice memos
446
00:19:10,086 --> 00:19:11,187
instead of texting!
447
00:19:11,289 --> 00:19:13,427
Because your tiny, tiny,
tiny keyboard is
448
00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:14,761
too bloody small...
449
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:15,956
Well, you can enlarge
the keyboard.
450
00:19:16,058 --> 00:19:17,463
Don't interrupt me!
451
00:19:17,565 --> 00:19:18,798
(SERVICE REP GASPS)
452
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:21,669
(SHOUTING) I want to text
with my fingers!
453
00:19:21,771 --> 00:19:23,971
- (REP SCREAMING ECHOES)
- (ALARM BEEPING)
454
00:19:27,443 --> 00:19:28,877
(WOMAN IN SPANISH)
455
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:38,583
(DRAMATIC CHORAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
456
00:19:38,685 --> 00:19:40,856
(CLOCK TICKING)
457
00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:45,960
(SIGHS WEARILY)
458
00:19:47,357 --> 00:19:49,297
(IN ENGLISH) Uh,
Alejandro Martinez.
459
00:19:49,399 --> 00:19:50,159
Yes, hi. That's me.
460
00:19:50,261 --> 00:19:51,528
WOMAN:
Mr. Khalil's ready for you.
461
00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:52,868
Thank you.
462
00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:56,200
(CHORUS SINGS OMINOUSLY)
463
00:19:56,302 --> 00:19:59,538
All right, so, you got
to get another sponsor.
464
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:00,971
Pronto, rapido.
465
00:20:01,073 --> 00:20:02,035
What happened
to the toy people?
466
00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:03,171
They won't hire you?
467
00:20:03,273 --> 00:20:04,978
I don't know.
I mean, t... t...
468
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,647
they're just not going to be
taking applications
469
00:20:06,749 --> 00:20:07,980
- for a while.
- Okay, okay, look,
470
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,717
you... you don't have a while.
You have a month
471
00:20:09,819 --> 00:20:11,082
to find someone
to co-sign your visa,
472
00:20:11,184 --> 00:20:13,352
and if you don't,
you have to leave the US.
473
00:20:13,454 --> 00:20:14,381
(TICKING)
474
00:20:14,483 --> 00:20:16,252
Yeah, I... I... I've been
working on that,
475
00:20:16,354 --> 00:20:18,252
I... I started freelancing
for this lady,
476
00:20:18,354 --> 00:20:21,458
- um, she's, um...
- (CHORUS SINGS)
477
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,766
Well, whatever, it'll just be
a few hours here and there.
478
00:20:24,868 --> 00:20:28,967
Also today? Well,
(CHUCKLES) that's rapido.
479
00:20:29,069 --> 00:20:30,631
You think this lady can
sponsor you?
480
00:20:31,508 --> 00:20:32,600
I... I mean, we'll see.
481
00:20:34,311 --> 00:20:35,273
"We'll see."
482
00:20:37,346 --> 00:20:38,645
Well...
483
00:20:38,747 --> 00:20:40,214
That's a better slogan for us.
484
00:20:40,317 --> 00:20:41,312
We'll see.
485
00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:43,816
Look, other thing is,
486
00:20:43,918 --> 00:20:44,949
you can't take money
right now.
487
00:20:45,051 --> 00:20:46,548
Hope this lady's not
paying you.
488
00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:48,924
W... What do you mean?
489
00:20:49,026 --> 00:20:51,025
You can't take money till
they officially sponsor you.
490
00:20:54,123 --> 00:20:56,294
(DOORKNOB RATTLING)
491
00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:59,495
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
492
00:21:13,677 --> 00:21:17,215
NARRATOR: The rules
of the game are as follows:
493
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:21,055
First, he must find a sponsor
for a work visa,
494
00:21:22,526 --> 00:21:24,023
then he must submit it
495
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:27,254
by paying application
and lawyer fees
496
00:21:27,357 --> 00:21:30,592
totaling up to around $6,000.
497
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:32,899
And only then,
498
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:36,467
is Alejandro allowed
to earn money.
499
00:21:36,569 --> 00:21:41,003
Money, that he needs so
he can submit his application
500
00:21:41,105 --> 00:21:44,041
to well... earn money.
501
00:21:44,143 --> 00:21:46,515
And he must do it before
the fall
502
00:21:46,617 --> 00:21:48,478
of the last grain of sand.
503
00:21:49,413 --> 00:21:52,251
The maze is impossible
to navigate,
504
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:56,024
unless of course, he's willing
to bend the rules.
505
00:21:57,186 --> 00:22:00,193
Cash. You need cash.
506
00:22:01,827 --> 00:22:03,966
(TRAIN RUMBLING)
507
00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:08,333
(CRAIGSLIST MAN
BREATHING HEAVILY)
508
00:22:12,404 --> 00:22:14,335
CRAIGSLIST MAN:
(WHISPERING) Craigs...
509
00:22:14,437 --> 00:22:17,543
(INHALES DEEPLY, HISSING)
list...
510
00:22:17,645 --> 00:22:18,744
(HEART THUMPING)
511
00:22:18,846 --> 00:22:20,844
(EXHALES) Craigs...
512
00:22:20,946 --> 00:22:23,615
(HISSING) list...
513
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,153
Craigs...
514
00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:31,224
list...
515
00:22:31,858 --> 00:22:34,062
(CREATURE BLEATING)
516
00:22:37,962 --> 00:22:39,562
Despair...
517
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:43,836
Confusion...
518
00:22:43,938 --> 00:22:48,076
(SNIFFS) Misguided journeys...
519
00:22:49,140 --> 00:22:52,641
IKEA BILLY bookcase...
520
00:22:53,779 --> 00:22:55,050
This...
521
00:22:56,717 --> 00:22:59,045
is Craigslist.
522
00:22:59,148 --> 00:23:00,317
Alejandro.
523
00:23:00,419 --> 00:23:01,988
Come on, we're going
to this shitty party.
524
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,019
Oh, I... I can't come.
But thank you.
525
00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:05,520
Why not? Just come.
526
00:23:05,623 --> 00:23:07,529
This invite said it was
an "all white party"
527
00:23:07,631 --> 00:23:08,423
so I'm going in all red.
528
00:23:08,525 --> 00:23:09,757
It's gonna be
at this shitty loft,
529
00:23:09,859 --> 00:23:11,260
- and everyone there sucks.
- ALEJANDRO: Um, thank you,
530
00:23:11,362 --> 00:23:12,427
but I have a lot
of stuff to do.
531
00:23:12,529 --> 00:23:15,097
I... I just have to solve
this mess.
532
00:23:15,199 --> 00:23:16,531
Okay, well, I'll text you
533
00:23:16,634 --> 00:23:18,372
- if it ends up being fun.
- (GUN FIRING ON TV)
534
00:23:18,475 --> 00:23:19,472
Tell me...
535
00:23:19,574 --> 00:23:20,708
Bowflex.
536
00:23:20,810 --> 00:23:24,044
No bed bugs, clean Bowflex.
537
00:23:24,146 --> 00:23:28,544
Um... no, that's okay,
just... just jobs?
538
00:23:28,646 --> 00:23:32,012
- Marketing Associate.
- No, something more cash.
539
00:23:32,114 --> 00:23:33,415
(GRUNTS)
540
00:23:33,517 --> 00:23:37,092
- It is the gigs you seek.
- Exactly, yes.
541
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,391
Cleaning boy kink...
542
00:23:41,997 --> 00:23:45,198
Oh, um...
Any... Anything else?
543
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,998
Sell salon packages,
make up to $200 an hour...
544
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:49,967
Yes! Yes! Yes, perfect!
545
00:23:50,069 --> 00:23:52,206
(BICYCLE WHEEL CREAKING)
546
00:23:56,772 --> 00:23:58,773
Hi, can I ask you a question
about your hair?
547
00:24:01,711 --> 00:24:04,548
Hi, quick question
about your hair? Okay...
548
00:24:07,619 --> 00:24:10,125
Hi, can I ask you
a question about your hair?
549
00:24:15,665 --> 00:24:17,660
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
550
00:24:20,532 --> 00:24:22,070
ELIZABETH: Alejandro,
this is Elizabeth,
551
00:24:22,172 --> 00:24:23,700
speaking to you
as if from a walkie-talkie,
552
00:24:23,802 --> 00:24:27,136
since that man told me I could
not enlarge the keyboard.
553
00:24:27,238 --> 00:24:28,339
This is so last minute,
554
00:24:28,441 --> 00:24:31,707
but could you meet me
in 20 minutes?
555
00:24:33,782 --> 00:24:35,348
(DOOR BELL CHIMES)
556
00:24:37,283 --> 00:24:39,119
I'm late. I'm...
I know I'm late,
557
00:24:39,221 --> 00:24:40,483
I'm so late, I don't know,
how late am I?
558
00:24:40,586 --> 00:24:42,087
- Oh, that's okay...
- Can you move the table
559
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,122
- so I can get in?
- Oh yeah. Okay.
560
00:24:43,224 --> 00:24:44,387
It's a little bit
of a squeeze. (GROANS)
561
00:24:44,489 --> 00:24:45,487
- Okay. Great.
- Yes, well, I've...
562
00:24:45,589 --> 00:24:46,620
- How are you?
- I've just been held up.
563
00:24:46,722 --> 00:24:48,928
The other people
holding me up all day.
564
00:24:49,031 --> 00:24:50,159
- Oh, no.
- Obstacles, obstacles.
565
00:24:50,261 --> 00:24:51,363
I went to the upholster,
566
00:24:51,465 --> 00:24:53,196
you know, for the little bench
under the window?
567
00:24:53,298 --> 00:24:54,463
- The... The nook?
- The nook!
568
00:24:54,565 --> 00:24:55,863
The nook, yeah.
Exactly, very good.
569
00:24:55,965 --> 00:24:58,702
Yeah, so I was getting some
new, um, cushions made,
570
00:24:58,804 --> 00:25:00,807
you know, and I went to pick
them up, and they're horrible!
571
00:25:00,909 --> 00:25:01,836
- They're awful.
- Oh, no.
572
00:25:01,938 --> 00:25:04,311
They're red velvet,
if you can imagine. Excuse me?
573
00:25:04,413 --> 00:25:07,510
Excuse me? I've been waiting
for a very long time.
574
00:25:07,612 --> 00:25:09,783
Uh, is something going on?
Are you closed?
575
00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:11,311
Oh, I'm... Uh... I'm...
576
00:25:11,413 --> 00:25:12,715
I'm sorry. Do you...
577
00:25:12,817 --> 00:25:15,657
- Do you know what you'd like?
- I'd like this charged.
578
00:25:15,759 --> 00:25:16,650
Red velvet. Who am I?
579
00:25:16,752 --> 00:25:18,452
Cleopatra, lying around
eating grapes?
580
00:25:18,554 --> 00:25:20,593
She said that I had picked it.
581
00:25:20,695 --> 00:25:21,658
As if.
582
00:25:24,531 --> 00:25:26,494
Uh, they have a...
they have a goat cheese salad
583
00:25:26,596 --> 00:25:28,301
- that looks good.
- Oh, this menu...
584
00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:30,233
What is it with walnuts?
Walnuts, walnuts, walnuts.
585
00:25:30,336 --> 00:25:32,040
It's like a cafe
for squirrels.
586
00:25:32,142 --> 00:25:33,634
WAITER: Uh, well, the...
well, the walnuts,
587
00:25:33,736 --> 00:25:35,341
they go very nicely
with the salad.
588
00:25:35,443 --> 00:25:38,145
Do I look like I need
educating on fine cuisine?
589
00:25:38,247 --> 00:25:39,306
Oh, no, no, no.
I wasn't saying that...
590
00:25:39,408 --> 00:25:41,342
Don't scream at me.
591
00:25:41,444 --> 00:25:44,351
Uh, I wasn't. (CHUCKLES)
592
00:25:44,453 --> 00:25:46,252
ALEJANDRO: I'll... I'll have
the goat cheese salad.
593
00:25:46,355 --> 00:25:48,182
But is it possible to do it
with no cheese?
594
00:25:48,284 --> 00:25:50,323
Yeah. Awesome.
595
00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:53,194
Um, oh, well, all right.
I'll have the same thing.
596
00:25:53,296 --> 00:25:56,264
But I'll have it with cheese.
And, uh, and uh...
597
00:25:56,897 --> 00:25:57,826
An iced tea...
598
00:25:58,832 --> 00:26:00,268
please.
599
00:26:00,669 --> 00:26:01,929
Awesome.
600
00:26:04,338 --> 00:26:05,769
They like it
when you say "please."
601
00:26:05,871 --> 00:26:07,836
It's like giving them a little
morsel for them to nibble on.
602
00:26:09,473 --> 00:26:10,905
Don't you like goat's cheese?
603
00:26:12,048 --> 00:26:14,514
Oh, no. I'm... I'm...
I'm vegan.
604
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:15,580
Oh.
605
00:26:16,918 --> 00:26:17,879
Who else is vegan?
606
00:26:20,053 --> 00:26:21,353
Um, I don't know.
607
00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:24,325
- Um, uh, a lot of people...
- Bill Gates.
608
00:26:25,354 --> 00:26:26,525
Someone awful.
609
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:29,590
Extortionate. I mean,
610
00:26:29,692 --> 00:26:31,332
one of the most horrible
lunches
611
00:26:31,434 --> 00:26:33,298
I've had for a long time,
and not for the first time.
612
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,666
I am vowing never
to come here again.
613
00:26:36,768 --> 00:26:39,206
Uh, how many paintings is
the gallery returning?
614
00:26:39,309 --> 00:26:41,636
Oh, uh, they never understood
Bobby's work,
615
00:26:41,738 --> 00:26:43,040
Alejandro,
that's the truth of it.
616
00:26:43,142 --> 00:26:44,209
The poor paintings,
617
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,676
they used to sit
in the back room,
618
00:26:45,778 --> 00:26:48,476
and they'd never made
any attempt to market them.
619
00:26:48,578 --> 00:26:51,814
Um, but there's interest now.
620
00:26:51,916 --> 00:26:54,353
- Yeah. I, um, I bet.
- ELIZABETH: That's the thing.
621
00:26:54,455 --> 00:26:56,417
Having a young man
of your intelligence,
622
00:26:56,519 --> 00:26:57,717
who now has an insight
623
00:26:57,819 --> 00:27:00,086
into Bobby's
working methods, uh,
624
00:27:00,188 --> 00:27:04,728
I truly believe that together,
we could curate a show.
625
00:27:05,227 --> 00:27:06,400
Oh!
626
00:27:08,004 --> 00:27:09,563
- Yes.
- Right? And I mean,
627
00:27:09,665 --> 00:27:11,666
curators have no imagination.
628
00:27:11,768 --> 00:27:14,207
I mean, none of them see
what I see.
629
00:27:14,309 --> 00:27:16,504
- Yeah.
- ELIZABETH: But if we (SCOFFS)
630
00:27:16,606 --> 00:27:18,506
do their homework for them...
631
00:27:18,608 --> 00:27:20,377
We could pitch it around even.
632
00:27:20,479 --> 00:27:22,647
We could pitch it around, exactly.
633
00:27:22,749 --> 00:27:25,652
Was there something wrong
with your salad, Alejandro?
634
00:27:25,754 --> 00:27:27,353
Oh... no.
635
00:27:27,456 --> 00:27:28,784
- No, no, it's fine.
- It's just I can't help
636
00:27:28,886 --> 00:27:31,387
noticing that they neglected
to hold the cheese
637
00:27:31,490 --> 00:27:32,953
as we specifically asked
them to.
638
00:27:33,055 --> 00:27:35,358
WAITER: Oh, I don't think
you said no cheese, uh,
639
00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:37,561
- I'm sorry.
- We did and, uh,
640
00:27:37,663 --> 00:27:39,099
this young gentleman cannot
eat cheese.
641
00:27:39,201 --> 00:27:40,932
It... It's... It's...
It's fine.
642
00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:42,565
You tell him.
643
00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:45,172
- I, um, I'm vegan.
- He's allergic.
644
00:27:45,274 --> 00:27:47,000
- To goat cheese or...
- Everything.
645
00:27:47,102 --> 00:27:50,109
Oh, I apologize. We'll...
We'll refund the salad.
646
00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:52,043
Well, that's not what we want.
647
00:27:52,145 --> 00:27:53,643
Uh, O... Okay, I...
648
00:27:53,745 --> 00:27:55,515
I just don't know what else
I could do, I...
649
00:27:55,617 --> 00:27:57,011
- I can't go back in time.
- Fetch somebody else who'll...
650
00:27:57,113 --> 00:27:58,853
- WAITER: I'm sorry...
- ...say something different.
651
00:27:58,955 --> 00:27:59,747
I'll get my supervisor.
652
00:27:59,849 --> 00:28:01,320
Oh, you're gonna hold us
hostage now?
653
00:28:01,422 --> 00:28:03,454
Okay, so get my supervisor
or don't?
654
00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:05,056
Those are the choices.
I either get him
655
00:28:05,158 --> 00:28:06,653
or I don't get him.
656
00:28:06,755 --> 00:28:09,397
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
657
00:28:10,461 --> 00:28:12,664
(DIAL UP TONE BEEPING)
658
00:28:15,632 --> 00:28:17,402
So, Elizabeth, you... you were
659
00:28:17,504 --> 00:28:19,000
mentioning pitching
the show around?
660
00:28:20,508 --> 00:28:22,710
- Elizabeth...
- I don't have any more time
661
00:28:22,812 --> 00:28:23,974
to waste on you.
662
00:28:24,076 --> 00:28:25,146
Uh, yes,
663
00:28:25,248 --> 00:28:26,347
once we have gathered
the paintings,
664
00:28:26,449 --> 00:28:28,379
we curate a show,
and we get a reputable gallery
665
00:28:28,481 --> 00:28:29,643
to take them, you know,
Gagosian,
666
00:28:29,745 --> 00:28:30,844
Pace, maybe even the Whitney.
667
00:28:30,946 --> 00:28:32,550
And we sell them,
and pay Bobby's bills.
668
00:28:32,652 --> 00:28:34,514
And if you help me do that,
I promise you,
669
00:28:34,616 --> 00:28:35,919
I'll sponsor you...
670
00:28:36,021 --> 00:28:38,723
- (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)
- ...and we'll get your visa.
671
00:28:39,822 --> 00:28:41,390
That sounds...
That sounds great.
672
00:28:41,492 --> 00:28:42,891
It's so simple, Alejandro.
673
00:28:42,993 --> 00:28:46,167
And this is it. This is it,
the sky's the limit.
674
00:28:46,269 --> 00:28:47,897
Now, let's go
get those paintings.
675
00:28:49,633 --> 00:28:50,898
Should Alejandro go help her?
676
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,571
CELESTE: She'll be right out,
Elizabeth.
677
00:28:53,674 --> 00:28:55,404
ELIZABETH: How's everything
going, Celeste,
678
00:28:55,506 --> 00:28:57,104
since you worked for me?
679
00:28:58,212 --> 00:28:59,810
Your skin looks better.
680
00:29:00,443 --> 00:29:01,875
Thank you.
681
00:29:01,977 --> 00:29:04,714
And how are you? Are...
Are you okay?
682
00:29:04,817 --> 00:29:08,122
Well, there is no colored ink
in the Epson.
683
00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:11,288
- And no cartridge.
- Mmm. The Epson.
684
00:29:11,390 --> 00:29:12,490
I was always intrigued
685
00:29:12,592 --> 00:29:14,227
by your insistence on us
having an Epson.
686
00:29:14,329 --> 00:29:16,228
You swore by them,
so you said,
687
00:29:16,330 --> 00:29:17,825
and then you chose the most
688
00:29:17,927 --> 00:29:20,366
expensive cartridge
on the market,
689
00:29:20,468 --> 00:29:23,035
and then lo and behold,
suddenly gone
690
00:29:23,137 --> 00:29:24,933
in a puff of smoke,
691
00:29:25,035 --> 00:29:28,101
flown to Italy, and I could
never quite work out
692
00:29:28,203 --> 00:29:31,138
how you managed to fund
that particular escapade.
693
00:29:32,348 --> 00:29:34,212
So you think I broke
into your house,
694
00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:36,049
stole an ink cartridge,
695
00:29:36,151 --> 00:29:37,416
bought a plane ticket,
696
00:29:37,518 --> 00:29:39,746
flew to Italy and paid
for my Master's
697
00:29:39,848 --> 00:29:41,387
by presenting them with ink?
698
00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:44,085
Easy, Celeste.
Remember your skin.
699
00:29:49,165 --> 00:29:51,493
Oh, I thought you had five.
700
00:29:51,595 --> 00:29:53,196
We already returned two.
701
00:29:53,765 --> 00:29:56,368
Oh, the database is
in such disarray,
702
00:29:56,470 --> 00:29:57,537
I mean,
nobody can find anything.
703
00:29:57,639 --> 00:29:58,600
- (BREATHING DEEPLY)
- Alejandro's going to have
704
00:29:58,702 --> 00:30:01,135
- to sort it all out.
- (THUDS)
705
00:30:01,237 --> 00:30:04,738
He's, uh, helping me curate
an exhibition, by the way.
706
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,543
- CELESTE: An exhibition?
- Hm.
707
00:30:06,645 --> 00:30:09,676
A solo show,
just Bobby's eggs?
708
00:30:09,778 --> 00:30:11,215
Do I have to speak slower?
709
00:30:11,317 --> 00:30:13,120
Good luck with that.
710
00:30:13,223 --> 00:30:14,717
Maybe a Marriott
breakfast buffet
711
00:30:14,819 --> 00:30:16,457
will show some interest
if you're lucky.
712
00:30:16,559 --> 00:30:19,489
Oh! (CHUCKLES SARDONICALLY)
Now she has taste.
713
00:30:19,591 --> 00:30:22,596
Just try a pseudonym this time
714
00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:24,528
if you're going to write
your husband a glowing review.
715
00:30:24,630 --> 00:30:26,433
BOBBY: Everyone's
laughing at me.
716
00:30:26,535 --> 00:30:28,234
They think I slept with you
for exposure.
717
00:30:28,336 --> 00:30:30,102
ELIZABETH: Don't scream at me.
718
00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:31,403
They hate my eggs.
719
00:30:31,505 --> 00:30:33,035
Bobby, I was
just trying to help.
720
00:30:37,947 --> 00:30:39,841
Well, she was...
721
00:30:39,943 --> 00:30:42,148
she was on something, right?
(CHUCKLES)
722
00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:45,285
Drugs. Drugs and vodka.
723
00:30:45,387 --> 00:30:46,716
- She reeked of it.
- I mean, I...
724
00:30:46,818 --> 00:30:49,322
I can smell it
all the way from here.
725
00:30:49,424 --> 00:30:51,755
Thank you for all
of your help.
726
00:30:51,857 --> 00:30:53,459
You're probably thinking,
"What am I doing,
727
00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:55,497
running around
with a crazy lady?"
728
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:57,499
No, I...
729
00:30:58,399 --> 00:31:00,034
I... I enjoy working with you.
730
00:31:00,136 --> 00:31:02,502
Where are my bloody keys?
731
00:31:02,604 --> 00:31:04,998
I wouldn't put it past her
for taking them.
732
00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:06,304
I mean, she was
always taking things
733
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:07,437
when she was with me.
734
00:31:07,539 --> 00:31:08,736
I'm not going back there!
735
00:31:08,838 --> 00:31:10,411
No, here. Let's open your bag,
736
00:31:10,513 --> 00:31:11,873
and we'll search
for everything, and we'll...
737
00:31:11,975 --> 00:31:13,611
we'll put every item here,
one by one.
738
00:31:13,713 --> 00:31:14,911
- And we'll find it like that.
- Oh.
739
00:31:15,013 --> 00:31:16,417
- One by one. Yeah.
- ALEJANDRO: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
740
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,747
- Good thinking.
- Um, um, um, I'll hold this
741
00:31:17,849 --> 00:31:19,387
- while you take this out.
- All right. Huh.
742
00:31:19,489 --> 00:31:21,451
- That's good. Very, very good.
- One by one.
743
00:31:21,553 --> 00:31:23,918
One by one. One by one.
744
00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:25,989
- Is it any of these?
- ELIZABETH: No.
745
00:31:27,155 --> 00:31:28,889
You know, people are always
asking me,
746
00:31:28,991 --> 00:31:30,725
"Elizabeth,
why don't you relax?
747
00:31:30,827 --> 00:31:32,060
Why are you always so tense?
748
00:31:32,162 --> 00:31:34,665
Why are you always obsessing
about Bobby and..."
749
00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:35,797
You know, they don't know
what it is
750
00:31:35,899 --> 00:31:37,965
to really want something,
you know?
751
00:31:38,067 --> 00:31:39,701
To really, you know,
be on a mission,
752
00:31:39,803 --> 00:31:41,669
all... all out there. Alone.
753
00:31:41,771 --> 00:31:43,876
(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING)
754
00:31:43,978 --> 00:31:46,977
NARRATOR: Bobby met Elizabeth
at a show at his commune.
755
00:31:48,151 --> 00:31:49,076
He was feeling down
756
00:31:49,178 --> 00:31:52,151
because his work did not
make the show.
757
00:31:52,253 --> 00:31:53,818
He felt invisible.
758
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,849
- Until she came in.
- Make your own rules up...
759
00:31:55,951 --> 00:31:58,219
You invited... You invited me!
760
00:31:59,192 --> 00:32:00,155
Late?
761
00:32:00,823 --> 00:32:02,262
BOBBY: Excuse me, ma'am.
762
00:32:02,365 --> 00:32:04,565
- No smoking in here.
- Ma'am?
763
00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:07,193
NARRATOR: He could tell no one
understood her.
764
00:32:07,295 --> 00:32:10,000
Just like no one understood
his eggs.
765
00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:13,372
He invited her upstairs
766
00:32:13,474 --> 00:32:15,577
to show her his paintings.
767
00:32:17,345 --> 00:32:18,580
BOBBY: What do you think?
768
00:32:19,709 --> 00:32:20,846
That's beautiful.
769
00:32:23,848 --> 00:32:26,787
BOBBY: This one
I call A Shy Egg.
770
00:32:26,889 --> 00:32:28,087
Oh.
771
00:32:28,189 --> 00:32:29,855
His cousin...
772
00:32:29,957 --> 00:32:32,357
- Intellectual Egg. Yeah.
- (CHUCKLES) Oh. Right.
773
00:32:32,459 --> 00:32:33,691
- Oh.
- And that one is
774
00:32:33,793 --> 00:32:35,561
- Eggs for Dinner.
- ELIZABETH: Ah...
775
00:32:35,663 --> 00:32:36,826
- Oh.
- I want people who don't even
776
00:32:36,928 --> 00:32:39,564
like art to see the hope,
the mystery,
777
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,762
the beauty,
and one day be like,
778
00:32:41,864 --> 00:32:43,231
(SNAPS FINGERS) ding!
779
00:32:44,538 --> 00:32:46,272
I dream of having my own show.
780
00:32:46,374 --> 00:32:48,235
- Hm?
- Thirteen Eggs.
781
00:32:48,337 --> 00:32:51,371
- Thirteen Eggs.
- Yeah, but no one likes them.
782
00:32:52,381 --> 00:32:53,676
NARRATOR: The unlikely pair
783
00:32:53,778 --> 00:32:56,511
became a love for the ages.
784
00:32:56,613 --> 00:32:57,784
She saw him,
785
00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,885
and he didn't walk away.
786
00:33:00,987 --> 00:33:04,789
I wanna tell you that I called
the company today.
787
00:33:04,892 --> 00:33:06,723
And they said
they're gonna send a syringe,
788
00:33:06,825 --> 00:33:08,259
and you will have
to inject me.
789
00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:09,256
(GASPS) No...
790
00:33:09,358 --> 00:33:11,194
BOBBY: Don't look at me
like that's weird, okay?
791
00:33:11,296 --> 00:33:14,001
You're gonna have to inject me
so you can freeze my inside
792
00:33:14,103 --> 00:33:15,164
as I slowly die.
793
00:33:15,764 --> 00:33:17,031
(SOFTLY) Okay...
794
00:33:17,133 --> 00:33:18,999
BOBBY: I know
this is not fair to you.
795
00:33:19,101 --> 00:33:21,676
And it's really,
really expensive.
796
00:33:22,543 --> 00:33:24,741
But we could cover the fees
797
00:33:24,843 --> 00:33:26,714
if we sell
some more paintings.
798
00:33:27,678 --> 00:33:29,247
We'll make it work!
799
00:33:29,349 --> 00:33:31,548
- Oh!
- A-ha!
800
00:33:31,650 --> 00:33:33,916
I'll make sure of it.
801
00:33:34,018 --> 00:33:36,350
We have... We'll sell
your paintings.
802
00:33:37,857 --> 00:33:39,727
Gonna have to paint
some bigger eggs.
803
00:33:43,731 --> 00:33:44,828
ELIZABETH: How are
the shelves coming?
804
00:33:44,930 --> 00:33:46,832
- (OBJECTS CLATTERING)
- Uh, great.
805
00:33:46,934 --> 00:33:49,497
I just think that we have
the wrong screws, maybe.
806
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:50,867
(CLATTERS)
807
00:33:50,969 --> 00:33:53,406
I think we need to put
that Blue Egg
808
00:33:53,508 --> 00:33:54,742
back where we had it before,
809
00:33:54,844 --> 00:33:57,074
because we need to finish
with something very strong.
810
00:33:58,647 --> 00:34:00,012
- But (SIGHS) I am not now...
- Okay.
811
00:34:00,114 --> 00:34:02,711
I'm not sure now about whether
any of this is gonna work.
812
00:34:02,813 --> 00:34:04,747
(SIGHS) God, I'm not sure.
813
00:34:04,849 --> 00:34:06,820
I don't know. I don't know.
814
00:34:07,782 --> 00:34:09,356
Well...
815
00:34:09,459 --> 00:34:11,022
- (SIGHS HEAVILY)
- What about...
816
00:34:12,988 --> 00:34:14,120
ending it with this one?
817
00:34:14,222 --> 00:34:15,856
Oh, no, Alejandro!
Not that one!
818
00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:17,731
That's so unresolved.
819
00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:20,300
Look at that egg,
it's just like negative space.
820
00:34:20,402 --> 00:34:21,467
Bobby didn't even sign it!
821
00:34:21,569 --> 00:34:22,965
I know, I know, but... but...
822
00:34:23,067 --> 00:34:25,135
There's just something
that feels so...
823
00:34:26,235 --> 00:34:29,870
hopeful and...
optimistic about it.
824
00:34:29,972 --> 00:34:31,378
Even if it's so messy
825
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,041
and... and unresolved. It's...
826
00:34:33,143 --> 00:34:34,947
I don't know,
it just feels so...
827
00:34:36,285 --> 00:34:38,847
so Bobby, in a way.
828
00:34:38,949 --> 00:34:39,915
(OPTIMISTIC CHIMES PLAYING)
829
00:34:40,017 --> 00:34:42,755
I happen to like
the later work.
830
00:34:42,858 --> 00:34:45,357
When it... When it's just
at its most erratic
831
00:34:45,459 --> 00:34:46,887
and optimistic.
832
00:34:46,989 --> 00:34:49,193
(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING)
833
00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:51,997
I think it's because they were
made to fund his journey.
834
00:34:52,932 --> 00:34:55,532
They were made
with the intention
835
00:34:55,634 --> 00:34:57,299
of waking him up.
836
00:34:57,401 --> 00:34:59,433
With the hope that he would
wake up in the future.
837
00:35:02,472 --> 00:35:04,940
And that way, the show doesn't
end with an ending,
838
00:35:05,042 --> 00:35:07,782
but with a...
"to be continued."
839
00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:11,912
"To be continued."
840
00:35:12,014 --> 00:35:14,081
I like that (LAUGHS).
841
00:35:14,183 --> 00:35:15,518
ALEJANDRO:
Yeah, like his life.
842
00:35:15,620 --> 00:35:16,989
Thirteen Eggs.
843
00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:19,524
- Thirteen Eggs.
- Yeah.
844
00:35:19,626 --> 00:35:20,727
Why did you say that?
845
00:35:20,829 --> 00:35:21,826
'Cause he wrote that
in his sketchbook...
846
00:35:21,928 --> 00:35:23,331
Thirteen Eggs!
Yeah, Thirteen Eggs.
847
00:35:23,433 --> 00:35:25,127
That was Bobby's dream show.
848
00:35:25,229 --> 00:35:27,601
That was the exhibition
he always wanted.
849
00:35:27,703 --> 00:35:28,732
Well, then...
Let's call it that.
850
00:35:28,834 --> 00:35:30,130
That's it! That's our show.
851
00:35:30,232 --> 00:35:31,866
Oh, Alejandro,
that is brilliant.
852
00:35:31,968 --> 00:35:33,804
That... You are brilliant.
853
00:35:33,906 --> 00:35:36,375
That is perfectly...
We have it.
854
00:35:36,477 --> 00:35:37,471
We have the concept.
855
00:35:37,573 --> 00:35:40,815
We just need to track down
the rest of his paintings
856
00:35:40,917 --> 00:35:43,884
and find the final piece,
and then we have the show.
857
00:35:45,482 --> 00:35:49,955
So, if you can add this one
into the FileMaker now.
858
00:35:50,057 --> 00:35:53,858
And then we can have
a fully comprehensive list.
859
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,127
(DRAMATICALLY SCARY
MUSIC PLAYING)
860
00:35:57,162 --> 00:36:00,129
So, you go and, uh,
enter in the database,
861
00:36:00,232 --> 00:36:02,468
so that it all syncs,
that way I have access
862
00:36:02,570 --> 00:36:03,703
to the exact same database
863
00:36:03,805 --> 00:36:05,904
from here or the iPad,
or in Maine.
864
00:36:06,007 --> 00:36:08,169
You absolutely have
to make it all sync up,
865
00:36:08,271 --> 00:36:10,942
so there will, at long last,
be order.
866
00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:13,375
Can you show it to me?
Show it to me now.
867
00:36:16,078 --> 00:36:17,951
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
868
00:36:19,352 --> 00:36:21,449
There's no reason to overwhelm
the software at this point.
869
00:36:22,659 --> 00:36:23,957
With excess information
like that.
870
00:36:25,123 --> 00:36:27,320
- Oh.
- It's a very delicate system.
871
00:36:27,422 --> 00:36:29,858
- Powerful, but delicate.
- Oh, right. Okay.
872
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,130
(LILTING MUSIC PLAYING)
873
00:36:37,136 --> 00:36:39,603
CRAIGSLIST MAN:
(ECHOING) Craigslist...
874
00:36:39,705 --> 00:36:42,710
(HISSING) List...
875
00:36:42,812 --> 00:36:46,439
Wait in line
for the new iPhone, $60...
876
00:36:46,542 --> 00:36:48,614
(INHALES) Teach me
to use Twitter so I can
877
00:36:48,716 --> 00:36:52,718
be famous! $100... $20...
878
00:36:52,820 --> 00:36:57,786
Untangle my necklace...
(HISSING)
879
00:36:57,888 --> 00:37:00,123
Clean the windows...
880
00:37:00,225 --> 00:37:03,628
Paint the wall...
Wake me up at 3:00 a.m.
881
00:37:03,730 --> 00:37:04,893
to make my flight...
882
00:37:04,995 --> 00:37:07,429
(CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
883
00:37:15,309 --> 00:37:18,611
ALEJANDRO: A toy truck with
a tire that slowly deflates.
884
00:37:18,713 --> 00:37:19,811
Children must play knowing
885
00:37:19,913 --> 00:37:22,381
that they're running out
of time.
886
00:37:22,483 --> 00:37:24,347
(IN SPANISH)
887
00:37:28,319 --> 00:37:29,556
CRAIGSLIST MAN:
(IN ENGLISH) Coat check
888
00:37:29,659 --> 00:37:32,927
at Lower East Side night club,
889
00:37:33,561 --> 00:37:36,289
$75 plus tips.
890
00:37:36,391 --> 00:37:37,831
(SLURRING)
Give me my coat, man.
891
00:37:37,934 --> 00:37:40,566
I lost the ticket,
but I told you it's black.
892
00:37:40,668 --> 00:37:42,629
- Black?
- Yes, black.
893
00:37:44,337 --> 00:37:46,573
NARRATOR: And while Alejandro
confronted things
894
00:37:46,675 --> 00:37:48,204
he never thought he'd face,
895
00:37:48,306 --> 00:37:50,571
Dolores faced a challenge
of her own.
896
00:37:51,206 --> 00:37:52,914
Not being able to help.
897
00:37:55,512 --> 00:37:57,181
ALEJANDRO: Felicity just got
a Venmo request
898
00:37:57,283 --> 00:37:59,146
for the California Roll
she had with Marjorie
899
00:37:59,248 --> 00:38:00,851
two weeks ago on a playdate.
900
00:38:00,954 --> 00:38:02,583
A blow she didn't see coming.
901
00:38:05,019 --> 00:38:06,821
(DINGS)
902
00:38:06,923 --> 00:38:08,193
Hi, can I ask...
903
00:38:09,023 --> 00:38:10,228
So sorry.
904
00:38:10,795 --> 00:38:11,999
I'm sorry.
905
00:38:13,134 --> 00:38:14,901
Hi, can I ask you
a question about your hair?
906
00:38:15,004 --> 00:38:17,303
Have you ever wondered
how to get salon-quality
907
00:38:17,405 --> 00:38:18,368
for 50...
908
00:38:19,569 --> 00:38:22,275
(VOICE FROM CELL PHONE
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
909
00:38:22,377 --> 00:38:23,436
So...
910
00:38:23,538 --> 00:38:24,971
I was wondering should
I, like, send you
911
00:38:25,073 --> 00:38:26,042
an invoice or...
912
00:38:26,144 --> 00:38:27,140
- or how does that work?
- Yeah.
913
00:38:27,242 --> 00:38:28,708
How many have you sold?
914
00:38:29,417 --> 00:38:30,880
Oh, um...
915
00:38:30,982 --> 00:38:33,988
I think I haven't... yet.
916
00:38:35,952 --> 00:38:37,123
But the, uh...
917
00:38:37,858 --> 00:38:39,925
the Craigslist ad said $200
918
00:38:40,027 --> 00:38:43,391
- an hour?
- Yeah, if you sold something.
919
00:38:43,494 --> 00:38:46,396
ALEJANDRO: But it... it gave
an hourly rate.
920
00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:49,030
NARRATOR: The promise
was riddled with trickery.
921
00:38:49,132 --> 00:38:51,399
(DISCORDANT MUSIC PLAYING)
922
00:38:51,501 --> 00:38:52,934
ALEJANDRO: But I...
I've worked at least,
923
00:38:53,036 --> 00:38:53,933
like, 10 hours.
924
00:38:54,035 --> 00:38:55,240
I need...
925
00:38:56,141 --> 00:38:57,610
- to get paid.
- MAN: Look, man.
926
00:38:57,712 --> 00:38:59,075
You're barely speaking up,
927
00:38:59,177 --> 00:39:01,081
you're whispering
to these ladies,
928
00:39:01,816 --> 00:39:03,248
Look at these two over here.
929
00:39:04,948 --> 00:39:06,218
Hey, ladies.
930
00:39:07,286 --> 00:39:10,054
I like that jacket.
That's yellow, right?
931
00:39:10,156 --> 00:39:11,219
- Yeah...
- Just a real quick question
932
00:39:11,321 --> 00:39:13,659
- about your hair.
- WOMAN: What?
933
00:39:13,761 --> 00:39:15,689
(FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING)
934
00:39:25,334 --> 00:39:27,807
ELIZABETH: I knew... (LAUGHS)
935
00:39:27,909 --> 00:39:29,141
BINGHAM: Not front row,
I hope.
936
00:39:29,243 --> 00:39:32,341
Oh, Bingham, this is
the magnificent Alejandro,
937
00:39:32,443 --> 00:39:34,715
I've been telling you about.
This is Bingham,
938
00:39:34,817 --> 00:39:36,047
- (BELL TOLLS)
- He's our newest,
939
00:39:36,149 --> 00:39:39,818
well, our first foundation
intern.
940
00:39:39,921 --> 00:39:41,581
- Oh.
- And... And he gardens.
941
00:39:41,683 --> 00:39:42,822
- And uh, what's even better...
- (CHUCKLES)
942
00:39:42,924 --> 00:39:45,191
...he's gonna drive me up
to Maine.
943
00:39:45,593 --> 00:39:46,625
Oh, great!
944
00:39:46,727 --> 00:39:47,927
Hey there, Ale.
945
00:39:48,029 --> 00:39:49,257
ELIZABETH:
He's a very clever boy.
946
00:39:49,359 --> 00:39:50,664
He's at Columbia,
I've known him
947
00:39:50,766 --> 00:39:52,129
since he was a tiny, tiny tot.
948
00:39:52,231 --> 00:39:53,931
- (CHUCKLES)
- Uh, his father is a very,
949
00:39:54,033 --> 00:39:56,100
very, uh, important collector.
950
00:39:56,202 --> 00:39:58,135
- Oh, wow.
- NARRATOR: Bingham's father
951
00:39:58,237 --> 00:40:00,036
forced him
to take the internship
952
00:40:00,138 --> 00:40:01,400
after he wrecked the car.
953
00:40:01,502 --> 00:40:03,377
And I have other talents too.
954
00:40:03,479 --> 00:40:04,237
I'm not implying
955
00:40:04,339 --> 00:40:05,439
- any nepotism.
- Mm-hmm.
956
00:40:05,541 --> 00:40:06,943
And what I should have
mentioned is
957
00:40:07,045 --> 00:40:08,376
he knows FileMaker Pro.
958
00:40:08,478 --> 00:40:11,118
- Oh, good.
- (CHUCKLES) No. No, no.
959
00:40:11,220 --> 00:40:14,615
I said I might be able
to figure out FileFinder Pro.
960
00:40:14,717 --> 00:40:17,085
More importantly, Ale,
what is this lady doing
961
00:40:17,187 --> 00:40:18,686
not using Google Sheets?
962
00:40:19,461 --> 00:40:20,421
Oh...
963
00:40:20,523 --> 00:40:22,090
I mean FileMaker Pro is
the Cadillac
964
00:40:22,192 --> 00:40:23,493
of archival software.
965
00:40:23,595 --> 00:40:26,097
That's what we say. That is...
That's the truth of it.
966
00:40:26,199 --> 00:40:27,695
And look he... he put up
the shelves.
967
00:40:27,797 --> 00:40:31,765
BINGHAM: Oh, yeah. And
you did have the right screws.
968
00:40:32,806 --> 00:40:35,137
Oh, are you sure?
969
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:36,702
Uh, yes, it's just drywall.
970
00:40:36,805 --> 00:40:39,473
What kind of screws
did you think you'd need?
971
00:40:39,575 --> 00:40:41,409
Well, hopefully,
it doesn't fall off
972
00:40:41,511 --> 00:40:43,949
in the middle of the night, right?
973
00:40:44,051 --> 00:40:45,014
She's been having
trouble sleeping.
974
00:40:45,116 --> 00:40:46,987
- So...
- BINGHAM: Oh.
975
00:40:47,090 --> 00:40:49,150
I think it'll be okay,
Alejandro. (CHUCKLES)
976
00:40:49,252 --> 00:40:51,789
Um, anyway, I have to go.
977
00:40:51,891 --> 00:40:53,355
I have a hot date,
978
00:40:53,457 --> 00:40:56,763
uh, with a photographer
(CHUCKLES)
979
00:40:56,865 --> 00:40:58,231
who wants to take my picture.
980
00:40:58,333 --> 00:41:00,801
Well, have a wonderful time.
Don't keep him waiting.
981
00:41:00,903 --> 00:41:02,263
Tell your mother
I sent my love.
982
00:41:02,365 --> 00:41:03,902
- And kisses.
- ALEJANDRO: Bye.
983
00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:05,132
- Bye.
- I'll see you soon.
984
00:41:05,234 --> 00:41:06,602
- Yup.
- Yeah.
985
00:41:08,009 --> 00:41:09,707
ELIZABETH:
A breath of fresh air.
986
00:41:09,809 --> 00:41:10,737
What a team.
987
00:41:10,839 --> 00:41:12,907
You two are going to have
a lot of fun in Maine.
988
00:41:13,009 --> 00:41:14,181
Blue.
989
00:41:14,846 --> 00:41:15,809
Blue.
990
00:41:16,817 --> 00:41:17,577
I know which...
991
00:41:17,679 --> 00:41:20,149
I know which painting
we're missing.
992
00:41:20,251 --> 00:41:21,815
- Oh, which one?
- Blue...
993
00:41:23,154 --> 00:41:24,284
Egg on Yellow Satin.
994
00:41:24,386 --> 00:41:25,520
The... The egg is blue?
995
00:41:25,622 --> 00:41:27,893
ELIZABETH: No, no, no, no!
The egg is grey!
996
00:41:27,995 --> 00:41:30,394
Blue Egg on Yellow Satin.
997
00:41:30,496 --> 00:41:33,061
- ALEJANDRO: Where is it?
- She has it. She's got it.
998
00:41:33,163 --> 00:41:34,597
Look for it, look.
999
00:41:35,298 --> 00:41:37,068
NARRATOR: She was Dalia,
1000
00:41:37,170 --> 00:41:39,200
Bobby's most promising
student.
1001
00:41:39,302 --> 00:41:41,703
Now this is your best egg.
1002
00:41:42,876 --> 00:41:43,809
It's brilliant.
1003
00:41:43,911 --> 00:41:45,705
(SIGHS) I'm so jealous.
1004
00:41:45,807 --> 00:41:47,709
BOBBY: This will look great
at your place.
1005
00:41:48,517 --> 00:41:49,516
Okay.
1006
00:41:49,618 --> 00:41:50,782
She stole it.
1007
00:41:50,884 --> 00:41:52,247
That's our 13th egg.
1008
00:41:52,349 --> 00:41:54,021
Without it, there is no show.
1009
00:41:54,123 --> 00:41:55,789
NARRATOR:
Elizabeth immediately noticed
1010
00:41:55,891 --> 00:41:57,817
that the painting was gone.
1011
00:41:57,919 --> 00:42:00,423
And Bobby came clean
about giving it to Dalia
1012
00:42:00,525 --> 00:42:03,522
as a gift, to which
Elizabeth said...
1013
00:42:03,624 --> 00:42:05,694
That pathetic tramp stole it.
1014
00:42:05,796 --> 00:42:08,229
NARRATOR: They never even
spoke about the affair.
1015
00:42:08,331 --> 00:42:10,036
Well, the good news is
1016
00:42:10,138 --> 00:42:11,403
that we have
so many other fantastic...
1017
00:42:11,505 --> 00:42:12,937
- No, no, no, we need Blue...
- ...paintings that...
1018
00:42:13,039 --> 00:42:14,340
... Egg on Yellow Satin.
1019
00:42:15,611 --> 00:42:17,177
I know, but
1020
00:42:17,279 --> 00:42:19,406
- given that we don't have...
- What, I can't have
1021
00:42:19,508 --> 00:42:21,380
Blue Egg on Yellow Satin?
1022
00:42:22,348 --> 00:42:23,377
Well, have you tried
reaching out?
1023
00:42:23,479 --> 00:42:25,211
I screamed as much as I could!
1024
00:42:25,313 --> 00:42:26,749
Right, right.
1025
00:42:26,851 --> 00:42:29,722
I don't know, the whole thing
seems like a terrible idea.
1026
00:42:29,824 --> 00:42:31,087
What, the show?
1027
00:42:31,189 --> 00:42:33,359
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1028
00:42:35,958 --> 00:42:37,724
ELIZABETH: Well, I said
to her, "Name your price."
1029
00:42:37,826 --> 00:42:40,795
And... And what she wanted
was an apology.
1030
00:42:41,596 --> 00:42:43,270
She wanted an apology from me!
1031
00:42:43,904 --> 00:42:45,070
An apology for what?
1032
00:42:45,172 --> 00:42:47,208
An apology
for I don't know what!
1033
00:42:47,310 --> 00:42:50,071
NARRATOR: Messy, Unresolved
Nightmarish Interiors
1034
00:42:50,173 --> 00:42:51,407
by Dalia Park
1035
00:42:51,509 --> 00:42:53,373
Spoiled an Otherwise
Fantastic Show
1036
00:42:53,475 --> 00:42:55,474
at Columbia University
1037
00:42:55,576 --> 00:42:57,645
by Elizabeth Asencio.
1038
00:42:57,747 --> 00:42:59,515
I can't deal
with these people, Alejandro.
1039
00:42:59,618 --> 00:43:01,922
It's not healthy for me,
it's not good for me.
1040
00:43:02,024 --> 00:43:04,054
No, no, we're not
doing the show.
1041
00:43:04,156 --> 00:43:06,293
(FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING)
1042
00:43:11,667 --> 00:43:12,629
(GLASS BREAKING)
1043
00:43:14,901 --> 00:43:16,864
(CHORUS SINGING)
1044
00:43:22,173 --> 00:43:23,744
No pro bono, kid.
1045
00:43:23,846 --> 00:43:24,572
Why are we even talking?
1046
00:43:24,674 --> 00:43:26,246
Has this lady agreed
to sponsor you?
1047
00:43:26,348 --> 00:43:28,343
Um, not... not... not yet,
but I'm working on it.
1048
00:43:28,445 --> 00:43:29,911
And even if it does work out,
1049
00:43:30,013 --> 00:43:32,312
I... I have to pay for half
of your fees upfront, right?
1050
00:43:32,414 --> 00:43:33,919
KHALIL: Listen, uh,
1051
00:43:34,021 --> 00:43:35,615
you need to get creative
1052
00:43:35,717 --> 00:43:37,054
and find a way
to get that money.
1053
00:43:37,156 --> 00:43:38,187
- Okay?
- ALEJANDRO: Yes.
1054
00:43:38,289 --> 00:43:39,557
No, I'm... I'm on it.
1055
00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:41,624
My little Craigslist jobs are
barely keeping me afloat,
1056
00:43:41,726 --> 00:43:44,628
and with things at work
are getting tricky...
1057
00:43:45,834 --> 00:43:46,899
Hold on a sec, okay?
1058
00:43:47,001 --> 00:43:48,398
What's going on here?
1059
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:50,132
She... (SIGHS)
I think she won't let us
1060
00:43:50,234 --> 00:43:51,505
mail her the notice.
1061
00:43:51,607 --> 00:43:52,772
No! No.
1062
00:43:52,874 --> 00:43:54,770
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1063
00:43:54,872 --> 00:43:56,241
ALEJANDRO: (IN ENGLISH)
"No, no, I already told you
1064
00:43:56,343 --> 00:43:57,778
I don't have
a permanent home address."
1065
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,643
(WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH)
1066
00:44:01,614 --> 00:44:03,315
(IN ENGLISH) "Sometimes I stay
with my cousins,
1067
00:44:03,417 --> 00:44:04,949
sometimes I stay
with my Mom if she's sick."
1068
00:44:05,051 --> 00:44:06,647
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1069
00:44:06,749 --> 00:44:07,952
(IN ENGLISH)
"My mail gets lost there."
1070
00:44:08,054 --> 00:44:10,518
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1071
00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:11,585
(IN ENGLISH)
"It's better for me
1072
00:44:11,687 --> 00:44:13,453
to pick up
the documents here."
1073
00:44:13,555 --> 00:44:15,858
Okay, we can do that.
1074
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,363
Okay, listen. I'm going to get
started with the paperwork.
1075
00:44:18,466 --> 00:44:20,663
But make yourself
indispensable to this lady.
1076
00:44:20,765 --> 00:44:23,429
As for the money, well,
how much is your rent?
1077
00:44:23,531 --> 00:44:24,935
(SIREN WAILING)
1078
00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:27,374
(IN SPANISH)
1079
00:44:42,022 --> 00:44:43,016
ALEJANDRO: Si.
1080
00:44:46,323 --> 00:44:47,988
(PULLEY CREAKING)
1081
00:44:52,330 --> 00:44:54,460
(ALEJANDRO IN SPANISH)
1082
00:44:54,562 --> 00:44:56,836
(DOLORES IN SPANISH)
1083
00:44:56,938 --> 00:44:58,405
(DIAL TONE BEEPING)
1084
00:45:04,007 --> 00:45:05,178
CRAIGSLIST MAN: (IN ENGLISH)
You have a message.
1085
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,013
Do you wish to speak
to Craigslist?
1086
00:45:07,116 --> 00:45:08,709
- Yes.
- (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
1087
00:45:08,811 --> 00:45:10,747
- Speak.
- (FEEDBACK FROM TOY PHONE)
1088
00:45:12,217 --> 00:45:13,387
(CLEARS THROAT)
1089
00:45:14,887 --> 00:45:18,325
(ON MICROPHONE) Need to rent
a room in Bushwick, $850.
1090
00:45:18,427 --> 00:45:21,395
Two roommates.
Need subletter immediately.
1091
00:45:23,227 --> 00:45:24,365
TRAVIS: Hey...
1092
00:45:25,834 --> 00:45:27,333
What's goin' on?
1093
00:45:27,436 --> 00:45:29,001
This is Travis. He's going
to sublet my room.
1094
00:45:29,103 --> 00:45:30,830
Hey. What's going on?
1095
00:45:30,932 --> 00:45:33,836
- Okay.
- Uh, room's that way, Travis.
1096
00:45:34,771 --> 00:45:36,771
Um, yeah, I can't afford
to make rent
1097
00:45:36,873 --> 00:45:38,408
and pay for the lawyers
and all the other
1098
00:45:38,510 --> 00:45:39,510
immigration stuff,
so I thought,
1099
00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:41,046
"Well, why don't I just
sublet my room,
1100
00:45:41,148 --> 00:45:42,215
"and sleep on the couch?"
1101
00:45:42,317 --> 00:45:44,251
- If that's okay?
- Oh, I mean, of course.
1102
00:45:44,353 --> 00:45:46,051
Can you just tell him
to be super careful
1103
00:45:46,153 --> 00:45:47,614
around my baby whatever's?
1104
00:45:47,716 --> 00:45:50,221
Hey, uh, do you have Wi-Fi?
1105
00:45:50,323 --> 00:45:51,821
Yeah, uh, it's on the fridge.
1106
00:45:53,095 --> 00:45:54,261
I mean, this is just, like,
1107
00:45:54,363 --> 00:45:55,824
I keep getting these emails
that are like,
1108
00:45:55,926 --> 00:45:57,857
"I put your necklace on,
and it immediately broke.
1109
00:45:57,959 --> 00:45:59,460
"Can you refund me?"
And I'm like,
1110
00:45:59,562 --> 00:46:01,059
"No. (CHUCKLES) Sorry."
1111
00:46:01,162 --> 00:46:04,834
(SIGHS) I mean,
this sucks so much for you.
1112
00:46:04,936 --> 00:46:07,407
Can't you just apply to
the toy thing from your mom's?
1113
00:46:07,509 --> 00:46:09,641
Oh, I can only apply for it
from within the US.
1114
00:46:10,409 --> 00:46:12,377
So you have to stay in the US
1115
00:46:12,479 --> 00:46:15,814
to apply online,
from within the US?
1116
00:46:15,916 --> 00:46:16,810
Yeah.
1117
00:46:16,912 --> 00:46:18,778
- But it's online.
- (CELL PHONE BUZZING)
1118
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,879
So, like, it could
be anywhere.
1119
00:46:20,981 --> 00:46:23,283
Oh, um, I'm sorry,
I have to go.
1120
00:46:23,385 --> 00:46:25,325
Okay.
1121
00:46:25,428 --> 00:46:26,988
- Just change your IP.
- (OBJECTS CLATTERING)
1122
00:46:29,031 --> 00:46:30,959
(FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING)
1123
00:46:32,694 --> 00:46:34,864
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)
1124
00:46:38,006 --> 00:46:38,764
(DOORBELL BUZZES)
1125
00:46:38,866 --> 00:46:41,205
- (CHILDREN LAUGHING)
- Hi.
1126
00:46:41,307 --> 00:46:42,568
- Hi?
- Uh, I'm looking
1127
00:46:42,670 --> 00:46:44,143
for Dalia Park.
1128
00:46:44,245 --> 00:46:45,946
Yeah! I'm... I'm Dalia Park.
1129
00:46:46,048 --> 00:46:47,412
Oh... Oh, great! Uh...
1130
00:46:47,514 --> 00:46:50,215
Hi, uh, my name is
Alejandro Martinez.
1131
00:46:50,317 --> 00:46:52,248
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh, I work for, um,
1132
00:46:52,350 --> 00:46:54,048
Elizabeth Asencio?
1133
00:46:55,223 --> 00:46:56,850
Leave. Your boss is a monster.
1134
00:46:56,952 --> 00:46:58,425
- Okay.
- Why do you think her husband
1135
00:46:58,527 --> 00:47:00,390
was handing out paintings
to girls left and right?
1136
00:47:00,492 --> 00:47:02,191
- Sure.
- I named my price,
1137
00:47:02,293 --> 00:47:03,823
an apology.
1138
00:47:03,925 --> 00:47:06,530
That's it. They're free,
you know?
1139
00:47:06,632 --> 00:47:09,701
Well, actually,
that's what this is.
1140
00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:11,366
Um, Elizabeth?
1141
00:47:11,468 --> 00:47:12,902
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
1142
00:47:18,907 --> 00:47:20,675
- Okay.
- (CHILDREN CHATTERING)
1143
00:47:20,777 --> 00:47:23,142
- (SIGHS)
- ELIZABETH: Dear Dalia,
1144
00:47:23,244 --> 00:47:26,078
I won't lie, I'm still
deeply, deeply hurt
1145
00:47:26,181 --> 00:47:28,487
by what transpired
between you and Bobby.
1146
00:47:28,590 --> 00:47:30,052
- (SIGHS WEARILY)
- I cannot even bring myself
1147
00:47:30,154 --> 00:47:33,219
to say this to your face,
and God knows that if I tried,
1148
00:47:33,321 --> 00:47:36,824
things would get messy,
so I wrote it down instead.
1149
00:47:36,926 --> 00:47:38,761
I'm not just hurt
by the affair,
1150
00:47:38,864 --> 00:47:41,093
but for the name calling,
the demonizing,
1151
00:47:41,196 --> 00:47:43,934
the pain that came
with the fun you had.
1152
00:47:44,036 --> 00:47:47,270
Galleries all over downtown
referred to me as the Hydra
1153
00:47:47,372 --> 00:47:48,634
for many years.
1154
00:47:48,736 --> 00:47:49,870
I have, however,
1155
00:47:49,972 --> 00:47:51,807
come to realize
that my retaliations
1156
00:47:51,909 --> 00:47:53,977
through the cruel
and childish review
1157
00:47:54,079 --> 00:47:57,481
of your painting
in the Columbia group show
was worse.
1158
00:47:57,583 --> 00:47:58,715
- The truth is...
- (DALIA SIGHS)
1159
00:47:58,818 --> 00:48:00,020
...I didn't even bother
to spend a minute
1160
00:48:00,122 --> 00:48:01,054
with your painting.
1161
00:48:01,156 --> 00:48:02,047
I did not see your work.
1162
00:48:02,149 --> 00:48:04,885
I saw my pain.
And I weaponized it.
1163
00:48:04,987 --> 00:48:07,220
I understand
that my venomous words
1164
00:48:07,322 --> 00:48:10,056
contributed to you not being
included on other shows,
1165
00:48:10,158 --> 00:48:13,133
causing a domino effect
on your career.
1166
00:48:13,235 --> 00:48:14,665
You did not deserve that.
1167
00:48:14,768 --> 00:48:17,404
And Bobby does not deserve
for his legacy
1168
00:48:17,506 --> 00:48:20,472
to be forgotten over
my mistake either.
1169
00:48:20,574 --> 00:48:22,373
The painting
in your possession
1170
00:48:22,475 --> 00:48:23,774
is the only thing keeping us
1171
00:48:23,876 --> 00:48:25,404
- from getting Bobby a show...
- (DALIA SIGHS)
1172
00:48:25,506 --> 00:48:28,778
...which we need to get some
money to keep him frozen.
1173
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,145
- Frozen! What a narcissist.
- (LAUGHING)
1174
00:48:31,247 --> 00:48:33,914
But you called him out
on that even before I did!
1175
00:48:34,016 --> 00:48:36,788
Take my sincere apology,
not for me,
1176
00:48:36,890 --> 00:48:38,920
but for Bobby, and the time
you spent together,
1177
00:48:39,022 --> 00:48:40,525
- w hich I'm now willing...
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
1178
00:48:40,627 --> 00:48:42,858
...to accept brought him
immense joy.
1179
00:48:42,961 --> 00:48:44,795
I hope you've made it
to the end of this
1180
00:48:44,897 --> 00:48:45,960
- without me jumping at you...
- (BOTH CRYING)
1181
00:48:46,062 --> 00:48:48,101
...and betraying
what I actually feel.
1182
00:48:48,203 --> 00:48:49,867
Sincerely, Elizabeth.
1183
00:48:51,733 --> 00:48:53,871
(SIGHS HAPPILY)
1184
00:48:58,872 --> 00:49:00,075
(SOFTLY) Thank you.
1185
00:49:01,615 --> 00:49:03,410
Can I at least read
the damn thing?
1186
00:49:03,512 --> 00:49:04,644
No, no.
1187
00:49:04,746 --> 00:49:06,917
(PRINTER WHIRRING)
1188
00:49:11,186 --> 00:49:14,226
- Mortifying.
- Well, we got the painting.
1189
00:49:14,328 --> 00:49:15,825
We did. We did, we did.
1190
00:49:15,927 --> 00:49:17,859
We have our 13 eggs,
thank you, Alejandro.
1191
00:49:17,961 --> 00:49:19,630
Did you see how many
children she had?
1192
00:49:19,732 --> 00:49:21,665
All from different fathers, clearly.
1193
00:49:21,767 --> 00:49:25,267
- She runs a daycare.
- Ah! There he is.
1194
00:49:25,703 --> 00:49:27,372
Our knight in shining armor.
1195
00:49:27,474 --> 00:49:29,134
- Oh, me?
- ELIZABETH: Oh, you.
1196
00:49:29,236 --> 00:49:30,543
We'd be lugging this
through the subway
1197
00:49:30,645 --> 00:49:32,112
- if it wasn't for you.
- (CELL PHONE BUZZES)
1198
00:49:32,214 --> 00:49:34,042
Oh! Finally, you answer,
1199
00:49:34,144 --> 00:49:36,883
I've been waiting an hour
on this virtual queue.
1200
00:49:36,985 --> 00:49:38,147
SERVICE REP: If I may please
have your name and account...
1201
00:49:38,249 --> 00:49:38,977
Yes!
1202
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,586
- And your name is?
- Ah, she's
1203
00:49:41,688 --> 00:49:43,556
- such a nightmare.
- ELIZABETH: Alonso?
1204
00:49:43,659 --> 00:49:44,984
ALONSO: Yes...
BINGHAM: I get it, and I do
1205
00:49:45,086 --> 00:49:47,121
feel bad for her
but, like, yikes.
1206
00:49:47,223 --> 00:49:48,957
ELIZABETH: This is no way
to do business, is it?
1207
00:49:49,060 --> 00:49:52,025
Could she be making this
any harder on herself?
1208
00:49:52,127 --> 00:49:53,661
Well, I have,
I've been on for days
1209
00:49:53,763 --> 00:49:55,301
talking to your company.
1210
00:49:55,404 --> 00:49:56,369
It... It's no surprise
to me...
1211
00:49:56,471 --> 00:49:57,733
I don't think
she's a nightmare.
1212
00:49:57,835 --> 00:49:58,999
ELIZABETH:
...in such disarray.
1213
00:49:59,101 --> 00:50:00,737
Well, how much longer
will it take?
1214
00:50:00,839 --> 00:50:01,901
- (SCOFFS)
- Well, thank you for nothing,
1215
00:50:02,003 --> 00:50:03,476
it's a total waste of time.
1216
00:50:03,578 --> 00:50:05,777
- Shall we?
- BINGHAM: Sure. To the loft?
1217
00:50:05,879 --> 00:50:07,439
Uh, well, Alejandro
and the painting to the loft
1218
00:50:07,541 --> 00:50:10,247
and I need to get to the MET
before the Klee closes.
1219
00:50:10,349 --> 00:50:11,549
Okay, uh...
1220
00:50:11,651 --> 00:50:12,948
those are in
opposite directions.
1221
00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:14,820
Well, the Klee closes
in an hour and a half,
1222
00:50:14,922 --> 00:50:17,152
and Alejandro has to get
to the loft to work urgently.
1223
00:50:18,053 --> 00:50:19,790
They're in
opposite directions,
1224
00:50:19,893 --> 00:50:21,858
I'm sorry. I'm... I'm not
like you Elizabeth,
1225
00:50:21,961 --> 00:50:23,659
I can't just bend
the rules of time and space.
1226
00:50:23,761 --> 00:50:24,759
Don't make me go in an Uber!
1227
00:50:24,861 --> 00:50:26,192
Not after all they've done.
1228
00:50:26,294 --> 00:50:28,797
NARRATOR: She's banned
from the app.
1229
00:50:28,899 --> 00:50:29,997
Bingham can take you
to the MET.
1230
00:50:30,099 --> 00:50:31,736
And you'll take the car
to the loft.
1231
00:50:31,838 --> 00:50:34,834
The car would cost
him 18% of his net worth.
1232
00:50:34,936 --> 00:50:36,537
Looks like she's all mine.
1233
00:50:36,639 --> 00:50:38,442
(DOOR CLOSES)
1234
00:50:38,544 --> 00:50:40,747
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)
1235
00:50:43,216 --> 00:50:44,179
Pathetic.
1236
00:50:44,712 --> 00:50:45,783
Tragic.
1237
00:50:45,885 --> 00:50:47,721
Could she make this
any harder on herself?
1238
00:50:51,654 --> 00:50:52,792
What's a visa?
1239
00:50:55,495 --> 00:50:56,763
When I was in high school,
1240
00:50:56,865 --> 00:50:59,260
I probably ran over someone,
but my dad just fixed it.
1241
00:51:10,344 --> 00:51:11,907
Oh, hello, hello.
1242
00:51:12,009 --> 00:51:13,809
That show was
so horribly curated,
1243
00:51:13,911 --> 00:51:15,409
I could only stay
five minutes.
1244
00:51:15,511 --> 00:51:17,112
Hm.
1245
00:51:17,214 --> 00:51:19,879
They're, uh... They're, uh...
They're clever.
1246
00:51:19,981 --> 00:51:22,215
Your ideas, very clever.
1247
00:51:22,318 --> 00:51:25,022
Is this your dream?
Your big dream, the toys?
1248
00:51:26,020 --> 00:51:27,761
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Um...
1249
00:51:28,723 --> 00:51:29,895
Maybe.
1250
00:51:30,692 --> 00:51:31,863
Yeah.
1251
00:51:31,965 --> 00:51:33,192
You know, I've been
applying through this thing
1252
00:51:33,294 --> 00:51:36,099
called the
Talent Incubator Program.
1253
00:51:36,866 --> 00:51:39,036
Well, you have talent.
1254
00:51:40,736 --> 00:51:42,609
Thank you. Um...
1255
00:51:42,711 --> 00:51:43,974
Yeah, no, it's just
complicated because
1256
00:51:44,076 --> 00:51:46,479
they only look at applications
once in a while
1257
00:51:46,581 --> 00:51:48,280
and they haven't
gotten back to me.
1258
00:51:48,382 --> 00:51:49,646
They? Who's "they"?
1259
00:51:49,748 --> 00:51:51,250
-"They" who?
- Well, "they"...
1260
00:51:51,352 --> 00:51:52,418
They, the company.
1261
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,653
You don't get anywhere in life
1262
00:51:53,756 --> 00:51:57,019
if you're hoping for answers
from an entity.
1263
00:51:57,121 --> 00:51:59,518
Get a name and become
a problem for them.
1264
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:02,857
Anyway, first things first,
1265
00:52:02,959 --> 00:52:05,597
The show, and then your visa.
1266
00:52:05,699 --> 00:52:07,399
And we have a lot
of work to do.
1267
00:52:07,501 --> 00:52:09,495
(FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING)
1268
00:52:11,769 --> 00:52:13,939
(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING)
1269
00:52:16,170 --> 00:52:17,338
(SOFTLY) Hey, what's going on?
1270
00:52:22,382 --> 00:52:23,377
(DOOR CLOSES)
1271
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:28,151
(MUSIC STOPS)
1272
00:52:29,216 --> 00:52:31,418
(ENCHANTING MUSIC CONTINUES)
1273
00:52:34,425 --> 00:52:36,896
ALEJANDRO: One of those snakes
that pop out of a can,
1274
00:52:36,998 --> 00:52:39,533
except this snake comes
with a little sign hanging
1275
00:52:39,635 --> 00:52:41,333
- from its neck saying...
- (SQUEAKS)
1276
00:52:41,435 --> 00:52:45,498
(ALEJANDRO READING)
1277
00:53:06,220 --> 00:53:09,561
ELIZABETH: (ON VOICEMAIL)
Hello, Alejandro, this is
Elizabeth, it's Saturday.
1278
00:53:09,663 --> 00:53:11,092
11:00 a.m., Bingham and I
1279
00:53:11,194 --> 00:53:12,764
are making good time
on the road,
1280
00:53:12,866 --> 00:53:14,967
he's just stopped
to get some tea.
1281
00:53:15,069 --> 00:53:17,730
Uh, kombucha, good
for the digestion, he says.
1282
00:53:17,832 --> 00:53:20,805
Let me know if you have any
troubles getting in the loft.
1283
00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:22,370
The first gallerist
arrives at one,
1284
00:53:22,472 --> 00:53:26,011
the Whitney at four,
let's hope they love the eggs.
1285
00:53:26,113 --> 00:53:28,342
I hope you're well.
Let's teach you how to drive,
1286
00:53:28,444 --> 00:53:30,647
so we can do this trip
together next time.
1287
00:53:30,749 --> 00:53:32,283
You're sorely missed.
1288
00:53:32,386 --> 00:53:33,381
(HANGS UP)
1289
00:53:42,296 --> 00:53:43,864
(CHIMES)
1290
00:53:48,263 --> 00:53:49,430
ELIZABETH: (INTERNALLY)
Bobby.
1291
00:53:50,305 --> 00:53:51,267
We did it.
1292
00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:55,434
We found all your paintings.
1293
00:53:55,537 --> 00:54:00,012
Catalogued them,
and synced the databases.
1294
00:54:03,244 --> 00:54:05,281
We will get you your show.
1295
00:54:12,457 --> 00:54:13,920
Oh.
1296
00:54:14,022 --> 00:54:15,192
(BINGHAM SIGHS)
1297
00:54:16,927 --> 00:54:19,097
(BINGHAM SIGHING WEARILY)
1298
00:54:23,065 --> 00:54:25,132
There will, at last...
1299
00:54:25,234 --> 00:54:26,967
- (SIGHS)
- ...be order. (ECHOES)
1300
00:54:27,069 --> 00:54:28,469
(BINGHAM SIGHS WEARILY)
1301
00:54:31,171 --> 00:54:32,746
(COMPUTER WHIRRING)
1302
00:54:32,848 --> 00:54:34,981
- (COMPUTER CHIMES)
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1303
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:47,290
(BINGHAM YAWNS)
1304
00:54:48,023 --> 00:54:53,296
(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
1305
00:55:09,351 --> 00:55:10,313
WOMAN: Hm.
1306
00:55:18,657 --> 00:55:19,623
Thank you.
1307
00:55:19,725 --> 00:55:21,258
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
1308
00:55:22,557 --> 00:55:24,463
- Hi.
- ELIZABETH: (ON PHONE)
Alejandro,
1309
00:55:24,565 --> 00:55:25,497
we need to talk.
1310
00:55:25,599 --> 00:55:29,563
EERIE VOICE: Ale...
1311
00:55:30,404 --> 00:55:33,138
Ale...
1312
00:55:35,035 --> 00:55:37,642
ELIZABETH: I just clicked on
to the database here in Maine.
1313
00:55:37,744 --> 00:55:39,711
- Oh, okay.
- And, uh,
1314
00:55:39,813 --> 00:55:42,042
the database does not match.
1315
00:55:42,144 --> 00:55:44,314
(FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING)
1316
00:55:45,282 --> 00:55:47,846
On my iPad, Alejandro,
it declares
1317
00:55:47,948 --> 00:55:51,283
that Egg on Red Satin is still
at the Kraushaar gallery,
1318
00:55:51,385 --> 00:55:52,517
when you know perfectly well
1319
00:55:52,619 --> 00:55:55,492
that we brought it back
to the loft.
1320
00:55:55,594 --> 00:55:56,794
- ALEJANDRO: Yes, I know that...
- ELIZABETH: Oh, I'm sorry,
1321
00:55:56,896 --> 00:55:57,995
was that a different Alejandro
1322
00:55:58,097 --> 00:55:59,359
who brought all those
paintings back
1323
00:55:59,461 --> 00:56:01,199
with me to the loft.
having devoured
1324
00:56:01,301 --> 00:56:04,664
an entire salad on my dime
at, uh, Le Grainne's Cafe?
1325
00:56:05,540 --> 00:56:06,699
No, no, that...
1326
00:56:06,801 --> 00:56:08,540
- That was me, I was there.
- ELIZABETH: All the salad
1327
00:56:08,642 --> 00:56:09,702
your twin could eat!
1328
00:56:09,804 --> 00:56:11,470
What's so difficult
about this project, Alejandro?
1329
00:56:11,572 --> 00:56:13,441
No, it... it's...
it's not difficult.
1330
00:56:13,543 --> 00:56:14,706
No, it's not...
I don't think it's difficult.
1331
00:56:14,808 --> 00:56:16,715
ELIZABETH: I remember
distinctly asking you
1332
00:56:16,817 --> 00:56:20,414
to code Blue Egg as UMBIMC.
1333
00:56:20,517 --> 00:56:22,883
NARRATOR: Under My Bed
In Maine Cottage.
1334
00:56:22,985 --> 00:56:25,757
Not UMCIMC.
1335
00:56:25,859 --> 00:56:27,088
NARRATOR: Same, but couch.
1336
00:56:27,191 --> 00:56:28,894
Okay, I think...
I think maybe...
1337
00:56:28,996 --> 00:56:30,425
- Excuse me?
- Well, I think, maybe...
1338
00:56:30,527 --> 00:56:32,128
- You thought maybe?
- ALEJANDRO: Let's just see
1339
00:56:32,230 --> 00:56:33,495
if you're connected
to the Internet...
1340
00:56:33,597 --> 00:56:35,196
You think that I may not be
connected to the Internet?
1341
00:56:35,298 --> 00:56:36,465
Well, I don't know,
I don't know
1342
00:56:36,567 --> 00:56:37,562
if you're connected to
the Internet, I'm not there,
1343
00:56:37,664 --> 00:56:39,939
- so how could I...
- Don't scream at me!
1344
00:56:40,042 --> 00:56:42,237
I'm not screaming. I just...
I'm just saying
1345
00:56:42,339 --> 00:56:43,701
if you want me
to help you from here,
1346
00:56:43,804 --> 00:56:45,975
then you need to tell me
what's going on there.
1347
00:56:46,078 --> 00:56:47,310
ELIZABETH: Oh,
I'm your IT now?
1348
00:56:47,412 --> 00:56:49,709
Oh, I see, so I suppose
since I work for you now,
1349
00:56:49,811 --> 00:56:52,949
it's time for me to start
misrepresenting my abilities
1350
00:56:53,051 --> 00:56:54,281
- at FileMaker Pro?
- No.
1351
00:56:54,383 --> 00:56:56,056
- No...
- Do not scream at me!
1352
00:56:58,221 --> 00:57:00,390
(ALEJANDRO BREATHING HEAVILY)
1353
00:57:02,095 --> 00:57:03,458
ELIZABETH: How can we
have a show
1354
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:05,327
- if the databases are a mess!
- (HYDRA GROWLING)
1355
00:57:05,430 --> 00:57:07,329
ALEJANDRO: No, no.
Elizabeth, let me talk.
1356
00:57:07,431 --> 00:57:09,429
The whole point of the...
of the database
1357
00:57:09,531 --> 00:57:11,066
is to tell us
where the paintings are.
1358
00:57:11,168 --> 00:57:12,168
And we know where they are,
1359
00:57:12,270 --> 00:57:13,267
they're right here
in front of me.
1360
00:57:13,369 --> 00:57:15,000
- (HYDRA GROWLING)
- (METALLIC CLANG)
1361
00:57:15,102 --> 00:57:16,571
(THUDS)
1362
00:57:18,507 --> 00:57:20,573
BOBBY: You could solve
a problem,
1363
00:57:20,675 --> 00:57:22,779
but she'll come back
at you with two more.
1364
00:57:22,881 --> 00:57:24,514
She's the Hydra.
1365
00:57:24,616 --> 00:57:27,015
- (HYDRA GROWLING ECHOES)
- My iPad still has
games on it.
1366
00:57:27,117 --> 00:57:28,352
You told me you'd look
1367
00:57:28,454 --> 00:57:30,151
into removing the app,
but then you also told me
1368
00:57:30,253 --> 00:57:31,253
that you knew FileMaker Pro,
1369
00:57:31,355 --> 00:57:34,858
so here am I
with Darts on my iPad.
1370
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:36,624
What? (CHUCKLES) What?
1371
00:57:36,726 --> 00:57:38,857
Well, okay, okay, all right,
Elizabeth, are we talking
1372
00:57:38,959 --> 00:57:41,130
about the databases or
are we talking about the iPad?
1373
00:57:41,232 --> 00:57:43,199
This is what is going
to happen.
1374
00:57:43,301 --> 00:57:44,937
You are going
to burn a disk...
1375
00:57:45,039 --> 00:57:46,200
- Burn a disk?
- ...of the master copy
1376
00:57:46,302 --> 00:57:47,702
of the database in the loft.
1377
00:57:47,804 --> 00:57:49,242
- Then you are going to...
- (MULTIPLE ELIZABETHS TALKING)
1378
00:57:49,344 --> 00:57:51,407
...make copies of that CD-ROM,
and overnight them here,
1379
00:57:51,509 --> 00:57:54,039
the Asheville house
and extras at Bingham's.
1380
00:57:54,141 --> 00:57:56,377
- ALEJANDRO: No. No, Elizabeth.
- I will want tracking numbers.
1381
00:57:56,479 --> 00:57:57,577
- I will corroborate...
- No, no, no.
1382
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:58,743
...the information
matches the information
1383
00:57:58,845 --> 00:58:00,781
on the iPad
when I get to those computers.
1384
00:58:00,883 --> 00:58:02,219
ALEJANDRO: Let's just make
sure that you're connected
1385
00:58:02,322 --> 00:58:03,685
- to the Internet.
- ELIZABETH: We can revisit
1386
00:58:03,787 --> 00:58:07,123
the sponsorship conversation,
once I have the disk!
1387
00:58:07,225 --> 00:58:08,891
Even if I did that,
I'm not sure
1388
00:58:08,993 --> 00:58:09,962
how you would insert
1389
00:58:10,064 --> 00:58:11,560
- a CD-ROM into your iPad.
- (HYDRA HISSING)
1390
00:58:13,965 --> 00:58:15,800
BINGHAM: Elizabeth.
1391
00:58:15,902 --> 00:58:17,203
I can take a crack at it.
1392
00:58:18,071 --> 00:58:20,165
Bingham will take
a crack at it.
1393
00:58:20,267 --> 00:58:21,404
No, Elizabeth.
1394
00:58:21,506 --> 00:58:23,341
I don't have a lot of time.
Days at this point.
1395
00:58:23,443 --> 00:58:26,610
Alejandro, I question
if you are ready for this job.
1396
00:58:26,713 --> 00:58:27,873
(RUMBLING)
1397
00:58:29,146 --> 00:58:30,915
Elizabeth, I'm ready.
1398
00:58:31,017 --> 00:58:32,886
I... I... I'll figure it out.
1399
00:58:32,988 --> 00:58:35,388
We're so close.
Elizabeth, please.
1400
00:58:35,490 --> 00:58:36,484
(HISSING)
1401
00:58:36,587 --> 00:58:38,653
Okay, okay. I'll...
I'll send you the disk.
1402
00:58:39,186 --> 00:58:40,589
Please.
1403
00:58:44,028 --> 00:58:46,199
(COMPUTER WHIRRING)
1404
00:58:53,072 --> 00:58:54,702
All right, that'll be $250.
1405
00:58:56,511 --> 00:58:57,769
$250?
1406
00:58:57,871 --> 00:59:00,574
WOMAN: Yup.
For overnighting these three.
1407
00:59:00,676 --> 00:59:02,743
You need them to get there
tomorrow, right?
1408
00:59:03,917 --> 00:59:05,911
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1409
00:59:12,625 --> 00:59:13,622
Yes.
1410
00:59:14,323 --> 00:59:16,526
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1411
00:59:35,308 --> 00:59:36,445
(BEEPS)
1412
00:59:36,548 --> 00:59:39,648
WOMAN: This fucking machine.
Do you have cash?
1413
01:00:00,237 --> 01:00:02,407
(DISCORDANT MUSIC PLAYING)
1414
01:00:06,479 --> 01:00:08,312
B... B... But I'm sorry,
that's just not the amount
1415
01:00:08,415 --> 01:00:09,810
I should have.
According to my calculations,
1416
01:00:09,912 --> 01:00:11,877
that is not the amount
I should have in my account.
1417
01:00:11,979 --> 01:00:14,047
BANK AGENT: What balance
were you expecting?
1418
01:00:14,383 --> 01:00:16,088
Well, I... I don't know.
1419
01:00:16,190 --> 01:00:17,987
Zero would be great.
(CHUCKLES) Just...
1420
01:00:18,089 --> 01:00:19,959
Just get me to zero.
1421
01:00:20,061 --> 01:00:21,456
Again, every time
you overdraft,
1422
01:00:21,558 --> 01:00:24,724
the bank must impose
a penalty of $35.
1423
01:00:24,826 --> 01:00:27,932
(CHUCKLES) So, uh, what?
Like an $8 sandwich
1424
01:00:28,034 --> 01:00:29,496
becomes a $45 sandwich?
1425
01:00:29,598 --> 01:00:32,236
- BANK AGENT: $43.
- (CLOCK TICKING)
1426
01:00:32,338 --> 01:00:34,835
Again, that's the policy,
Mr. Martinez.
1427
01:00:34,937 --> 01:00:38,540
But that... (WINCES) that
makes absolutely no sense.
1428
01:00:38,642 --> 01:00:41,310
I distinctly recall making
a cash deposit.
1429
01:00:41,412 --> 01:00:43,541
Hm. And that deposit
was flagged
1430
01:00:43,643 --> 01:00:45,312
as potentially fraudulent.
1431
01:00:45,414 --> 01:00:46,752
So, it's on hold now.
1432
01:00:46,854 --> 01:00:48,286
For your protection.
1433
01:00:48,388 --> 01:00:51,216
Right, but then that hold
made me overdraw.
1434
01:00:51,551 --> 01:00:52,992
For your protection.
1435
01:00:53,094 --> 01:00:54,259
(CHUCKLING BITTERLY)
I'm sorry,
1436
01:00:54,361 --> 01:00:56,621
I'm sorry, but do I seem
protected right now?
1437
01:00:56,723 --> 01:00:57,789
Why would you let this happen?
1438
01:00:57,891 --> 01:01:00,527
Why not just have
my card get declined?
1439
01:01:00,629 --> 01:01:02,995
That's not the way
things work.
1440
01:01:03,097 --> 01:01:04,434
ALEJANDRO: But that is the way
things should work.
1441
01:01:04,536 --> 01:01:06,431
Otherwise, the bank
is just benefitting
1442
01:01:06,533 --> 01:01:07,533
from my misfortune.
1443
01:01:07,635 --> 01:01:08,635
From the misfortune of people
1444
01:01:08,737 --> 01:01:10,572
who can't afford to make
any mistakes.
1445
01:01:10,674 --> 01:01:12,906
From people who have
no margin of error.
1446
01:01:14,475 --> 01:01:16,514
It's... policy.
1447
01:01:17,313 --> 01:01:18,615
It is what it is.
1448
01:01:19,114 --> 01:01:20,247
No.
1449
01:01:20,349 --> 01:01:22,080
No. Look at me.
1450
01:01:23,318 --> 01:01:24,456
Just look at me.
1451
01:01:26,060 --> 01:01:27,652
I know that you can hear me.
1452
01:01:27,755 --> 01:01:29,055
I know that you can hear
my voice
1453
01:01:29,157 --> 01:01:31,691
when I tell you that I know
that this is not your fault.
1454
01:01:31,793 --> 01:01:34,027
You didn't do this,
the bank did this.
1455
01:01:34,129 --> 01:01:38,234
And there is no reason for you
to be defending them to me.
1456
01:01:38,336 --> 01:01:40,304
Please. Please, at this point,
1457
01:01:40,406 --> 01:01:41,833
I'm not even asking
for my money back,
1458
01:01:41,935 --> 01:01:43,640
I'm just asking for you
to tell me
1459
01:01:43,742 --> 01:01:46,278
that you agree with me,
because I know that you do.
1460
01:01:46,380 --> 01:01:48,674
I know that there's still
a person in there.
1461
01:01:48,776 --> 01:01:50,779
And I know
that she can hear me.
1462
01:01:54,183 --> 01:01:55,355
Please.
1463
01:01:58,887 --> 01:02:01,658
- (GUN COCKS)
- I stand with Bank of America.
1464
01:02:03,424 --> 01:02:05,596
(CATS MEOWING)
1465
01:02:15,704 --> 01:02:17,041
LILY: So I, like,
started crying,
1466
01:02:17,143 --> 01:02:18,703
like, full Pisces move.
1467
01:02:18,805 --> 01:02:21,214
Tear, tear, tear. So dramatic.
1468
01:02:21,316 --> 01:02:23,575
- (GIGGLES)
- SPRAY: Oh my God, Alejandro.
1469
01:02:23,677 --> 01:02:26,485
- Hey, what's up?
- Um...
1470
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:28,921
Nothing... Nothing much.
1471
01:02:29,023 --> 01:02:31,820
Nice. Uh, this is Lily.
1472
01:02:31,922 --> 01:02:35,360
Michael's GF. She's kind
of been holding court here,
1473
01:02:35,463 --> 01:02:37,628
(CHUCKLES) inviting a lot
of her friends over,
1474
01:02:37,730 --> 01:02:40,626
even though we're trying
to get ready to go to a thing.
1475
01:02:40,728 --> 01:02:42,768
LILY: So much fun. (CHUCKLES)
1476
01:02:43,337 --> 01:02:45,634
Wait, Alejandro,
are you from El Salvador?
1477
01:02:45,737 --> 01:02:46,933
SPRAY: Yeah, I was telling you
about Alejandro.
1478
01:02:47,035 --> 01:02:49,602
He's gonna be the coolest
toy designer at Hasbro.
1479
01:02:49,704 --> 01:02:51,444
I don't think you were, Spray.
1480
01:02:51,546 --> 01:02:54,339
I literally was, just
one minute ago, telling you.
1481
01:02:54,441 --> 01:02:55,807
My God.
1482
01:02:55,909 --> 01:02:57,944
I'm, like, always
on a little trial
1483
01:02:58,046 --> 01:02:59,813
- (CHUCKLES) with you.
- (CHUCKLES FORCEDLY) Okay.
1484
01:02:59,915 --> 01:03:01,253
LILY: Feel like I would have
remembered.
1485
01:03:01,355 --> 01:03:03,718
But hello. (GIGGLES)
Wait, speaking of,
1486
01:03:03,820 --> 01:03:06,021
have you guys seen
the Cabbage Patch things?
1487
01:03:06,123 --> 01:03:07,259
So funny.
1488
01:03:07,361 --> 01:03:08,621
- (LILY GIGGLES)
- What... What's the...
1489
01:03:08,724 --> 01:03:09,856
What's the Cabbage Patch
thing?
1490
01:03:09,959 --> 01:03:12,561
LILY: @HasbroOfficial
posted it. (CHUCKLES)
1491
01:03:12,663 --> 01:03:14,160
They, like, gave them
smartphones,
1492
01:03:14,262 --> 01:03:16,094
and they, like... It comes up
with a funny message like,
1493
01:03:16,196 --> 01:03:18,234
-"Oh, are u ghosting me?"
- (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1494
01:03:18,336 --> 01:03:19,701
"Ah, your Uber's here."
1495
01:03:19,804 --> 01:03:21,669
So fucking funny. Like,
who thinks of that?
1496
01:03:21,771 --> 01:03:23,938
How did they think of that?
I love it.
1497
01:03:24,605 --> 01:03:27,145
(LILY LAUGHING)
1498
01:03:27,247 --> 01:03:29,449
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1499
01:03:33,747 --> 01:03:35,148
CRAIGSLIST MAN: Craigs...
1500
01:03:35,250 --> 01:03:38,588
I'm here for a... for a job
that you've shown me before.
1501
01:03:38,690 --> 01:03:41,054
- Sell salon packages...
- ALEJANDRO: No.
1502
01:03:42,295 --> 01:03:44,260
The one I kept turning down.
1503
01:03:44,362 --> 01:03:46,499
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1504
01:03:50,333 --> 01:03:51,603
Cleaning boy.
1505
01:03:53,368 --> 01:03:54,504
That one.
1506
01:03:54,606 --> 01:03:56,640
(CRAIGSLIST MAN
LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
1507
01:03:56,742 --> 01:03:58,907
CRAIGSLIST MAN: A boy to clean
my apartment.
1508
01:04:00,211 --> 01:04:01,173
You clean...
1509
01:04:02,014 --> 01:04:03,076
I watch.
1510
01:04:04,215 --> 01:04:05,177
And then...
1511
01:04:06,988 --> 01:04:08,847
Who knows...?
1512
01:04:08,949 --> 01:04:10,990
(CRAIGSLIST MAN
LAUGHS WICKEDLY)
1513
01:04:11,092 --> 01:04:12,690
I... I... I'm Alejandro.
1514
01:04:13,356 --> 01:04:14,527
Yeah, I know.
1515
01:04:31,145 --> 01:04:32,138
(DOOR CLOSES DISTANTLY)
1516
01:04:37,718 --> 01:04:39,618
ALEJANDRO: So do you think
the buzzer was broken or...
1517
01:04:41,615 --> 01:04:42,786
That works.
1518
01:04:55,730 --> 01:04:56,998
You've done this before...
1519
01:04:57,698 --> 01:04:59,297
For kink, I mean?
1520
01:05:00,403 --> 01:05:02,201
(SCOFFS) Yeah.
1521
01:05:05,778 --> 01:05:08,548
You can drink and work.
Not precious about it.
1522
01:05:10,316 --> 01:05:12,049
- Great.
- Do the windows.
1523
01:05:12,151 --> 01:05:14,587
Hm? Hm, hm?
1524
01:05:23,659 --> 01:05:25,829
(MAN BREATHING HEAVILY)
1525
01:05:32,701 --> 01:05:34,266
Um, nice, nice windows.
1526
01:05:36,373 --> 01:05:37,768
MAN: What?
1527
01:05:37,870 --> 01:05:39,544
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1528
01:05:39,646 --> 01:05:42,073
Um, I don't... I don't know
I'm just...
1529
01:05:42,175 --> 01:05:43,477
I'm just saying nice...
nice windows.
1530
01:05:43,579 --> 01:05:45,048
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1531
01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:46,278
No, yeah.
1532
01:05:54,722 --> 01:05:56,227
- Pants off.
- Hm?
1533
01:05:56,329 --> 01:05:57,790
- Pants.
- Oh, yeah.
1534
01:05:57,892 --> 01:05:59,632
You can put 'em next to you.
1535
01:06:26,225 --> 01:06:27,154
Backpack too.
1536
01:06:28,325 --> 01:06:30,322
Oh. Yeah.
1537
01:06:37,370 --> 01:06:39,331
(MAN BREATHING HEAVILY)
1538
01:06:48,247 --> 01:06:50,210
(WIPING WINDOWS)
1539
01:06:52,450 --> 01:06:54,654
(SPRAYING CLEANER)
1540
01:06:58,719 --> 01:06:59,989
Keep cleaning.
1541
01:07:05,264 --> 01:07:06,666
Keep cleaning.
1542
01:07:10,171 --> 01:07:11,132
Turn and face me.
1543
01:07:13,406 --> 01:07:15,673
Um, while cleaning...
1544
01:07:15,775 --> 01:07:17,402
- (SHUSHING)
- ...or how do you prefer...
1545
01:07:21,447 --> 01:07:23,441
(MAN BREATHING HEAVILY)
1546
01:07:28,148 --> 01:07:29,986
I was gonna ask,
"Is this okay?"
1547
01:07:30,819 --> 01:07:33,759
Um, uh, yeah, it's okay.
1548
01:07:35,824 --> 01:07:37,125
You're not freaking out?
1549
01:07:39,198 --> 01:07:40,293
Uh, no.
1550
01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:47,935
- You're beautiful.
- ALEJANDRO: Um, hi.
1551
01:07:48,037 --> 01:07:50,309
Um, my name is
Alejandro Martinez.
1552
01:07:50,411 --> 01:07:51,403
And I applied to be a part
1553
01:07:51,505 --> 01:07:54,240
of the Hasbro Talent Incubator
Program, and I...
1554
01:07:54,342 --> 01:07:56,813
And I... You... Well, you had
to turn me down,
1555
01:07:56,916 --> 01:07:58,112
- but I know that...
- (MAN BREATHING HEAVILY)
1556
01:07:58,214 --> 01:07:59,585
...you liked my ideas
because one of the...
1557
01:07:59,687 --> 01:08:01,985
one of the ideas
on the application...
1558
01:08:02,087 --> 01:08:04,218
I... I... I just...
I just wanna apply again.
1559
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:06,457
And I know that there hasn't
been a lot of time,
1560
01:08:06,559 --> 01:08:07,960
but I'm... I'm running...
1561
01:08:08,062 --> 01:08:10,354
I'm running out of time. And
since you do like my ideas...
1562
01:08:10,456 --> 01:08:13,057
I'm s... s... sorry,
what's your name?
1563
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:15,598
You... You... You reading this,
1564
01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:16,928
do you make the decisions?
1565
01:08:17,030 --> 01:08:19,203
Or... Or... Or who does?
1566
01:08:19,305 --> 01:08:20,469
(MAN SIGHS)
1567
01:08:20,571 --> 01:08:22,674
(ALEJANDRO CHUCKLES)
1568
01:08:22,777 --> 01:08:24,975
'Cause if I could
just talk to someone,
1569
01:08:25,077 --> 01:08:28,141
person to person, so... so...
so you could hear me
1570
01:08:28,243 --> 01:08:30,211
and I know there's rules,
but just...
1571
01:08:31,352 --> 01:08:32,950
Just give me a name.
1572
01:08:34,752 --> 01:08:36,617
Who do I talk to? I just...
1573
01:08:36,719 --> 01:08:38,450
I... I... just...
1574
01:08:43,323 --> 01:08:45,490
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)
1575
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:48,361
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
1576
01:08:53,803 --> 01:08:55,299
Did you lose your keys?
1577
01:08:55,401 --> 01:08:58,442
ALEJANDRO: No, I gave them
to Travis.
1578
01:08:58,544 --> 01:09:00,405
I don't know who that is.
1579
01:09:00,507 --> 01:09:02,746
- LILY: Right...?
- ALEJANDRO: He's the subletter.
1580
01:09:02,848 --> 01:09:04,880
He's why I can't go
into the room.
1581
01:09:04,982 --> 01:09:07,820
- WOMAN: Hey, hey...
- Are you okay?
1582
01:09:07,922 --> 01:09:10,053
ALEJANDRO: You think I don't
want to go to parties?
1583
01:09:10,155 --> 01:09:12,083
You think... You think
I don't want to go to bars?
1584
01:09:12,185 --> 01:09:14,860
I can't... I can't even sleep.
1585
01:09:14,962 --> 01:09:16,728
You can go in there. Trent's
not even there right now.
1586
01:09:16,830 --> 01:09:17,857
ALEJANDRO: And I don't want
him to come back
1587
01:09:17,959 --> 01:09:19,562
and find me in his bed.
1588
01:09:19,664 --> 01:09:20,961
SPRAY: It's your bed.
1589
01:09:21,063 --> 01:09:23,132
And he's literally never
even here.
1590
01:09:24,397 --> 01:09:25,830
- WOMAN: Yeah, yeah...
- What do you mean
1591
01:09:25,932 --> 01:09:27,002
he's never here?
1592
01:09:27,104 --> 01:09:29,070
I mean, I've never seen him
one single time,
1593
01:09:29,172 --> 01:09:30,839
and I don't know what
his face looks like.
1594
01:09:30,941 --> 01:09:33,644
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
CONTINUES)
1595
01:09:33,746 --> 01:09:36,681
WOMAN: Oh, okay,
awkward turtle...
1596
01:09:36,783 --> 01:09:38,917
ELIZABETH:
Do you know FileMaker Pro?
1597
01:09:40,017 --> 01:09:41,617
Bingham will take
a crack at it...
1598
01:09:41,719 --> 01:09:43,316
BINGHAM: What's a visa?
1599
01:09:43,418 --> 01:09:46,089
WOMAN: I'm s... I'm like...
I'm gonna just go.
1600
01:09:53,962 --> 01:09:56,165
(NOTIFICATIONS CHIME)
1601
01:10:01,970 --> 01:10:03,139
(CELL PHONE LOCK CLICKS)
1602
01:10:09,713 --> 01:10:11,917
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
1603
01:10:14,088 --> 01:10:15,585
Why did you
want to see me, then?
What's the matter?
1604
01:10:15,687 --> 01:10:18,121
Uh, nothing's the matter.
1605
01:10:18,990 --> 01:10:21,019
Hey, um...
would you be interested
1606
01:10:21,121 --> 01:10:22,862
in becoming a paralegal?
1607
01:10:23,462 --> 01:10:24,523
What, like...
1608
01:10:25,763 --> 01:10:27,025
You mean, like, here?
1609
01:10:27,127 --> 01:10:29,867
(CHUCKLES) Yes, here.
1610
01:10:29,970 --> 01:10:33,264
I can get you on a visa,
get you some training.
1611
01:10:33,366 --> 01:10:35,138
All right?
It's not rocket science.
1612
01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:37,803
You're a hard worker and
most of all, you're patient.
1613
01:10:38,272 --> 01:10:40,379
You speak Spanish,
you're sane.
1614
01:10:40,481 --> 01:10:42,011
Uh, you seem trustworthy.
1615
01:10:42,114 --> 01:10:43,910
(CHUCKLES) These are basically
the requirements
1616
01:10:44,012 --> 01:10:45,313
for being a paralegal.
1617
01:10:46,153 --> 01:10:47,248
Oh.
1618
01:10:47,350 --> 01:10:52,856
Thank you but I...
I don't even know, um, law.
1619
01:10:52,958 --> 01:10:54,085
You know how to email?
It's just emails.
1620
01:10:54,187 --> 01:10:55,990
Emails and... and filing.
1621
01:10:56,092 --> 01:10:57,890
You know,
straightforward stuff.
1622
01:10:57,992 --> 01:10:59,492
(CELL PHONE BUZZES)
1623
01:11:00,897 --> 01:11:02,232
Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.
1624
01:11:02,334 --> 01:11:04,228
Do... Do you mind if I take
this? It might be about work.
1625
01:11:04,330 --> 01:11:06,334
Uh-huh. Go. Go, go, go, go.
1626
01:11:07,374 --> 01:11:08,468
Uh, hello?
1627
01:11:08,570 --> 01:11:10,435
Hi, this is Nadine Moore
from the Roosevelt Island
1628
01:11:10,537 --> 01:11:13,044
Fine Arts Gallery,
is this Alejandro?
1629
01:11:14,915 --> 01:11:17,079
- Yes.
- NADINE: Hi! Oh, my God, yay!
1630
01:11:17,182 --> 01:11:19,682
So I got the PDF
for the show you sent out.
1631
01:11:19,784 --> 01:11:20,918
Sorry we hadn't replied.
1632
01:11:21,020 --> 01:11:22,317
I'll...
I'll go straight to the point.
1633
01:11:22,419 --> 01:11:25,090
We were supposed to have
a show open tomorrow night,
1634
01:11:25,192 --> 01:11:28,258
had a lot of dealers and,
well, the community excited
1635
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:31,060
but due to circumstances out
of our control, whatever...
1636
01:11:31,162 --> 01:11:33,992
Point is, we want
the Asencio show.
1637
01:11:34,561 --> 01:11:37,129
We want the eggs.
We need the eggs!
1638
01:11:37,232 --> 01:11:38,934
- Insane, I know.
- (CHUCKLES)
1639
01:11:39,036 --> 01:11:41,468
Like... Like...
Like, tomorrow?
1640
01:11:43,908 --> 01:11:45,303
ELIZABETH: Where's my disk?
1641
01:11:45,405 --> 01:11:46,908
I suppose
you'll be charging me
1642
01:11:47,010 --> 01:11:48,138
by the minute for this call.
1643
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:49,511
I got Bobby a show.
1644
01:11:49,614 --> 01:11:50,642
Excuse me?
1645
01:11:50,744 --> 01:11:53,246
ALEJANDRO: A... A solo show,
a... a real show.
1646
01:11:53,348 --> 01:11:55,948
Oh, then
the New Museum called back?
1647
01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:58,254
No, no, no, um...
1648
01:11:58,356 --> 01:12:00,584
ELIZABETH: Well, what, then?
The... The Whitney...
1649
01:12:00,686 --> 01:12:02,190
- No, it's, um...
- ...would like to revisit?
1650
01:12:02,292 --> 01:12:04,491
It's The Roosevelt Island
Fine Arts Gallery.
1651
01:12:06,830 --> 01:12:07,932
Say that again.
1652
01:12:08,035 --> 01:12:09,900
Elizabeth, I know
they're not as reputable...
1653
01:12:10,002 --> 01:12:12,604
Those people show evil
Mickey Mouses
1654
01:12:12,706 --> 01:12:15,006
and glittery Marilyn Monroes.
1655
01:12:15,108 --> 01:12:16,837
Yes, that investors do pay
a lot of money for.
1656
01:12:16,939 --> 01:12:18,169
You lied to me!
1657
01:12:18,271 --> 01:12:19,704
What... Okay, what lie?
1658
01:12:19,806 --> 01:12:22,077
What is a lie? I don't believe
I have lied, Elizabeth.
1659
01:12:22,179 --> 01:12:24,010
You told me
that you would only pitch
1660
01:12:24,112 --> 01:12:26,378
to real institutions!
1661
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:27,811
Nobody's gonna
take us seriously now.
1662
01:12:27,913 --> 01:12:29,821
ALEJANDRO:
This is the only way.
Think of the eggs.
1663
01:12:29,923 --> 01:12:31,050
ELIZABETH:
You're trying to destroy me,
1664
01:12:31,152 --> 01:12:33,492
to destroy his legacy.
1665
01:12:33,594 --> 01:12:35,356
You only came to me,
1666
01:12:35,458 --> 01:12:38,127
so that you could go
laughing off to the bank
1667
01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:40,360
and then scurrying off
to Guatemala.
1668
01:12:40,462 --> 01:12:42,430
I know you're in cahoots
with these people.
1669
01:12:42,532 --> 01:12:45,232
And I know you want to sell
his eggs to the Chinese,
1670
01:12:45,334 --> 01:12:47,138
so that you can get
your green card.
1671
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:50,673
For what? So that you can make
Barbies for Toys-R-Us?
1672
01:12:50,775 --> 01:12:53,108
Well, don't bother!
1673
01:12:53,210 --> 01:12:56,147
Don't you worry
your pretty little head.
1674
01:12:56,681 --> 01:12:57,780
I am fine.
1675
01:12:57,882 --> 01:12:59,715
(CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1676
01:12:59,817 --> 01:13:01,449
I don't need you.
1677
01:13:02,150 --> 01:13:03,916
I have something better.
1678
01:13:04,018 --> 01:13:06,223
(MUSIC STOPS)
1679
01:13:09,662 --> 01:13:11,630
I have Bingham.
1680
01:13:11,732 --> 01:13:13,692
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1681
01:13:21,202 --> 01:13:23,273
(SWORD CLATTERS ON GROUND)
1682
01:13:26,708 --> 01:13:28,609
ALEJANDRO: Do you think
he gives a shit about you?
1683
01:13:28,711 --> 01:13:30,813
Do you think he gives a shit
about Bobby or any of this?
1684
01:13:30,915 --> 01:13:33,114
(CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1685
01:13:33,216 --> 01:13:36,353
You are not from
the same universe.
1686
01:13:36,455 --> 01:13:40,592
He has no idea what it's like
to desperately want something.
1687
01:13:40,694 --> 01:13:42,721
He knows FileMaker Pro.
1688
01:13:46,494 --> 01:13:51,735
No one knows shit
about FileMaker Pro.
1689
01:13:51,837 --> 01:13:53,600
(PERCUSSIVE BEAT PLAYING)
1690
01:13:55,336 --> 01:13:57,769
He's helping with the website.
1691
01:13:58,879 --> 01:14:01,042
He knows all about
the widgets.
1692
01:14:01,144 --> 01:14:04,381
You know nothing of widgets.
1693
01:14:04,483 --> 01:14:08,384
Why are you bringing up the
website right now, Elizabeth?
1694
01:14:09,750 --> 01:14:13,792
Why... Why are you making
everything so difficult?
1695
01:14:13,894 --> 01:14:16,689
Oh, that's rich
coming from you.
1696
01:14:18,258 --> 01:14:20,464
(WHOOSHING SOUND)
1697
01:14:20,566 --> 01:14:21,859
You...
1698
01:14:22,835 --> 01:14:25,302
who adore difficulty.
1699
01:14:26,202 --> 01:14:28,236
You cannot get enough of it.
1700
01:14:28,338 --> 01:14:30,769
You seek it out
round every corner.
1701
01:14:32,574 --> 01:14:35,274
Not Mexico City, not Montreal,
not Berlin.
1702
01:14:35,376 --> 01:14:37,512
Nowhere easy to migrate to.
1703
01:14:38,711 --> 01:14:41,516
And not a doctor,
not a software designer.
1704
01:14:43,284 --> 01:14:46,188
Nothing that anybody's
1705
01:14:46,290 --> 01:14:48,591
gleefully handing out
visas for.
1706
01:14:48,693 --> 01:14:50,157
No.
1707
01:14:50,259 --> 01:14:54,666
An aspiring... maker of toys.
1708
01:14:54,768 --> 01:14:57,202
(CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1709
01:15:00,001 --> 01:15:01,437
Well...
1710
01:15:02,236 --> 01:15:03,338
if we're doing that,
1711
01:15:03,441 --> 01:15:05,507
why don't we address
the elephant in the room?
1712
01:15:08,675 --> 01:15:11,378
You want to keep
your husband frozen.
1713
01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:13,411
You want to be
this high-society lady,
1714
01:15:13,513 --> 01:15:16,049
keep eating your $28 salads.
1715
01:15:16,151 --> 01:15:17,989
With what money?
1716
01:15:18,091 --> 01:15:19,956
We're both so tired,
Elizabeth.
1717
01:15:20,059 --> 01:15:21,853
Let's go sell some paintings.
1718
01:15:23,592 --> 01:15:25,991
Yes, well, you need
to drop the theatrics,
1719
01:15:26,094 --> 01:15:27,826
Alejandro.
1720
01:15:32,134 --> 01:15:33,936
We have work to do.
1721
01:15:34,038 --> 01:15:36,175
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
1722
01:15:38,437 --> 01:15:40,476
I'll see you soon.
1723
01:15:53,057 --> 01:15:55,227
(MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1724
01:16:11,979 --> 01:16:13,740
We're doing well on time
for once.
1725
01:16:22,850 --> 01:16:26,423
Have you ever been to, uh,
Roosevelt Island before?
1726
01:16:27,791 --> 01:16:29,325
No.
1727
01:16:29,427 --> 01:16:31,029
ELIZABETH:
"It's practically Manhattan."
1728
01:16:31,131 --> 01:16:32,863
That's what
the curator woman said.
1729
01:16:32,965 --> 01:16:35,531
Three times on the phone.
1730
01:16:40,533 --> 01:16:42,432
Elizabeth, Elizabeth.
1731
01:16:42,534 --> 01:16:44,639
My beautiful Hydra.
1732
01:16:45,712 --> 01:16:47,545
How dare you?
1733
01:16:47,647 --> 01:16:49,040
I know.
1734
01:16:49,142 --> 01:16:52,317
(SIGHS) What I don't know
is how you ever
put up with me.
1735
01:16:53,452 --> 01:16:55,515
How do you put up
with this stupid, womanizing,
1736
01:16:55,617 --> 01:16:58,185
soon to be frozen
cutlet of a husband?
1737
01:16:58,287 --> 01:17:00,424
Don't forget a narcissist.
1738
01:17:02,059 --> 01:17:03,891
It's your scales.
1739
01:17:03,993 --> 01:17:05,825
Stop it.
1740
01:17:10,198 --> 01:17:11,662
Where's Bingham?
1741
01:17:11,764 --> 01:17:14,434
Well, I have it
on good authority
1742
01:17:14,536 --> 01:17:16,737
that he's been
working the docks.
1743
01:17:18,772 --> 01:17:21,575
Uh-huh.
How do you mean "working"?
1744
01:17:21,678 --> 01:17:25,414
There is an underbelly
of closeted fishermen
1745
01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:29,452
that little tricks
like Bingham fall into.
1746
01:17:29,554 --> 01:17:31,983
NARRATOR: Bingham was not
working the docks.
1747
01:17:32,085 --> 01:17:35,391
In fact, he was just awarded
a Guggenheim grant
1748
01:17:35,494 --> 01:17:39,164
to further pursue
being cute in the arts.
1749
01:17:39,266 --> 01:17:42,529
The deviousness in those eyes,
Alejandro.
1750
01:17:42,631 --> 01:17:45,066
You'll be hearing all about it
on 20/20,
1751
01:17:45,168 --> 01:17:47,064
you mark my words.
1752
01:17:54,279 --> 01:17:57,077
Where's Blue Egg
on Yellow Satin?
1753
01:17:57,747 --> 01:17:59,179
I thought you had Blue Egg
on Yellow Satin.
1754
01:17:59,281 --> 01:18:00,951
It's on the station!
1755
01:18:01,053 --> 01:18:02,519
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1756
01:18:09,260 --> 01:18:11,629
The egg is alone in Manhattan!
1757
01:18:12,065 --> 01:18:13,157
Someone will steal the egg!
1758
01:18:13,259 --> 01:18:14,525
- No one's gonna steal the egg.
- ELIZABETH: No, they will!
1759
01:18:14,627 --> 01:18:15,762
We have to stop the tram.
1760
01:18:15,864 --> 01:18:17,363
They can't... They're not
gonna let you do that.
1761
01:18:17,465 --> 01:18:18,697
Stop the tram! We have to.
1762
01:18:18,799 --> 01:18:20,898
I don't think
you can even do that.
1763
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,404
- They can't stop the tram.
- Stop the tram.
1764
01:18:23,506 --> 01:18:24,739
- Excuse me?
- We have to go back.
1765
01:18:24,841 --> 01:18:26,907
There's a very, very valuable
egg on the station.
1766
01:18:27,009 --> 01:18:29,846
We need it for the show that
will save my husband's legacy
1767
01:18:29,948 --> 01:18:30,882
and his body.
1768
01:18:30,984 --> 01:18:32,281
We can't do that, lady.
1769
01:18:32,383 --> 01:18:33,747
Stop the tram now,
immediately!
1770
01:18:33,849 --> 01:18:35,250
- MAN: Listen, lady, I can't.
- Right now, stop it!
1771
01:18:35,352 --> 01:18:36,715
- What do you mean?
- I can't.
1772
01:18:36,817 --> 01:18:38,055
I'm a customer
and I'm telling you to.
1773
01:18:38,157 --> 01:18:39,354
- MAN: I can't.
- Serve me!
1774
01:18:39,456 --> 01:18:40,823
- Serve me!
- Who the hell are you?
1775
01:18:40,926 --> 01:18:41,754
Do it now!
1776
01:18:41,856 --> 01:18:44,461
I can't... I can't do...
It's not possible.
1777
01:18:44,563 --> 01:18:47,094
Do it now, immediately!
Do it now, instantly!
1778
01:18:47,196 --> 01:18:48,730
(ROARS) Now!
1779
01:18:55,269 --> 01:18:56,771
(SIGHS)
1780
01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:02,243
(WHIRRING)
1781
01:19:02,345 --> 01:19:03,943
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1782
01:19:12,256 --> 01:19:14,426
(MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1783
01:19:24,565 --> 01:19:26,300
So we only have one wall?
1784
01:19:26,402 --> 01:19:28,370
Well, it's our best wall.
1785
01:19:28,472 --> 01:19:30,437
I thought this was
a solo show.
1786
01:19:30,539 --> 01:19:32,444
Just you, solo on this wall.
1787
01:19:32,546 --> 01:19:35,513
We have to reserve the
other areas, unfortunately.
1788
01:19:37,648 --> 01:19:39,945
We already have some interest
in the eggs.
1789
01:19:40,047 --> 01:19:42,220
ALEJANDRO: Well, they're
clearly not all gonna fit.
1790
01:19:42,322 --> 01:19:44,782
Yes, they won't all fit, unfortunately.
1791
01:19:44,884 --> 01:19:47,821
The show is called
Thirteen Eggs.
1792
01:19:47,923 --> 01:19:49,656
NADINE: Well, we can hang some
near the restroom,
1793
01:19:49,758 --> 01:19:51,958
but that'll still only get you
up to 12.
1794
01:19:53,099 --> 01:19:55,065
Call it Twelve Eggs. Easy.
1795
01:19:55,167 --> 01:19:56,534
It's like an even dozen.
1796
01:19:57,601 --> 01:19:59,702
I'll tell you
what will happen now.
1797
01:19:59,804 --> 01:20:03,004
We are leaving this place.
We are taking our eggs.
1798
01:20:03,107 --> 01:20:04,608
Elizabeth.
1799
01:20:16,323 --> 01:20:18,684
You can put them
in your back office.
1800
01:20:18,786 --> 01:20:20,117
You can put them
in your catalog
1801
01:20:20,219 --> 01:20:22,923
and send them in your
email blast, I don't care.
1802
01:20:24,431 --> 01:20:26,457
But there will be no
compromised version
1803
01:20:26,559 --> 01:20:27,862
of this show.
1804
01:20:30,403 --> 01:20:32,163
NADINE: So it's all
or nothing, then?
1805
01:20:37,571 --> 01:20:39,410
It's all or nothing.
1806
01:20:39,512 --> 01:20:41,444
NARRATOR: They didn't get
Bobby his show,
1807
01:20:41,546 --> 01:20:44,244
but they sold
all 13 paintings.
1808
01:20:44,346 --> 01:20:45,845
Insufferable.
1809
01:20:45,947 --> 01:20:48,117
ALEJANDRO:
"Just call it an even dozen."
1810
01:20:48,219 --> 01:20:50,148
(ELIZABETH LAUGHING)
1811
01:20:51,787 --> 01:20:55,190
Oh, Bobby, forgive me.
Forgive us.
1812
01:20:55,292 --> 01:20:57,227
(ELIZABETH LAUGHS)
1813
01:20:57,329 --> 01:20:58,696
Do you think he'd hate this?
1814
01:20:58,798 --> 01:21:02,526
I'd like to think he'd have
known it had to be this way.
1815
01:21:02,628 --> 01:21:04,866
For him, for me.
1816
01:21:06,001 --> 01:21:09,068
For a wonderful young man
by the name of Alejandro.
1817
01:21:13,977 --> 01:21:17,241
You just seem so convinced
that this is gonna work out.
1818
01:21:19,111 --> 01:21:21,250
That he will wake up
in the future.
1819
01:21:21,352 --> 01:21:23,522
That he will be healed.
1820
01:21:27,692 --> 01:21:31,728
Probably sounds idiotic
to you. (EXHALES)
1821
01:21:32,359 --> 01:21:33,796
No.
1822
01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:38,064
No, it really doesn't.
1823
01:21:40,666 --> 01:21:42,266
It sounds brave.
1824
01:21:43,437 --> 01:21:45,038
Brave?
1825
01:21:46,111 --> 01:21:47,912
ALEJANDRO: Yeah.
1826
01:21:48,014 --> 01:21:49,581
He took a nap.
1827
01:21:51,043 --> 01:21:53,013
That's the extent
of his bravery.
1828
01:21:55,483 --> 01:21:57,083
Oh, poor him.
1829
01:21:58,684 --> 01:22:00,691
How gutsy.
1830
01:22:02,658 --> 01:22:04,695
Journeying into the unknown.
1831
01:22:06,431 --> 01:22:09,664
Meanwhile, who stays behind
1832
01:22:09,766 --> 01:22:11,999
and makes sure
that he arrives safely?
1833
01:22:15,008 --> 01:22:16,707
The Monster.
1834
01:22:18,610 --> 01:22:22,339
I'm the thorns
that protect the rose.
1835
01:22:26,180 --> 01:22:28,213
I assured him
I was strong enough for this.
1836
01:22:29,351 --> 01:22:30,853
But...
1837
01:22:32,824 --> 01:22:36,958
if it works out, my Lord,
I'll... I'll be so old.
1838
01:22:39,193 --> 01:22:42,997
A handsome young painter
married to some old hag.
1839
01:22:43,962 --> 01:22:45,737
ALEJANDRO: No, Elizabeth,
1840
01:22:45,839 --> 01:22:48,607
when he wakes up, he's gonna
have a lot to thank you for.
1841
01:22:49,771 --> 01:22:51,742
You've had a lot of patience.
1842
01:22:56,648 --> 01:22:58,315
It takes a very,
very special person
1843
01:22:58,417 --> 01:23:00,212
to deal with the impossible.
1844
01:23:01,715 --> 01:23:03,853
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
1845
01:23:05,918 --> 01:23:07,389
DOLORES: (ON PHONE) Ale.
1846
01:23:07,491 --> 01:23:09,254
(ALEJANDRO IN SPANISH)
1847
01:24:44,554 --> 01:24:46,219
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
1848
01:24:54,299 --> 01:24:56,261
ELIZABETH:
(ON VOICEMAIL, IN ENGLISH)
Alejandro, many apologies
1849
01:24:56,363 --> 01:24:58,536
for you to be receiving
this information now
1850
01:24:58,638 --> 01:24:59,869
but when you return
to the loft,
1851
01:24:59,971 --> 01:25:02,399
you're about to discover
my inert frozen body.
1852
01:25:02,501 --> 01:25:04,470
I just drank the
cherry-flavored CryoPreserve
1853
01:25:04,572 --> 01:25:07,906
to freeze my insides and catch
up with Bobby in the future.
1854
01:25:08,008 --> 01:25:09,479
Well, wish me a good trip.
1855
01:25:09,581 --> 01:25:11,750
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1856
01:25:17,688 --> 01:25:19,817
BOBBY: Elizabeth, Elizabeth.
1857
01:25:19,919 --> 01:25:22,024
My beautiful Hydra.
1858
01:25:22,759 --> 01:25:24,763
Maybe I'll come and join you.
1859
01:25:25,891 --> 01:25:27,325
BOBBY: Why?
1860
01:25:27,427 --> 01:25:31,934
Will you do me a favor?
Will you wait for me?
1861
01:25:32,036 --> 01:25:34,432
I'll be waiting for you
with my arms wide open.
1862
01:25:36,342 --> 01:25:37,602
(ELIZABETH EXHALES)
1863
01:25:37,705 --> 01:25:39,841
ELIZABETH: (ON VOICEMAIL)
I called that woman
ahead of time.
1864
01:25:39,943 --> 01:25:41,540
They know to come
and get me now.
1865
01:25:41,642 --> 01:25:43,841
She said, "Elizabeth, I didn't
know you were terminally ill.
1866
01:25:43,943 --> 01:25:45,610
"I'm so sorry."
1867
01:25:45,712 --> 01:25:46,782
Moron.
1868
01:25:46,884 --> 01:25:48,215
Anyway, with what
we made tonight,
1869
01:25:48,317 --> 01:25:50,383
we'll be able to keep us both
frozen for a while.
1870
01:25:50,485 --> 01:25:53,624
But also, there's enough to
repair the cottage and sell.
1871
01:25:53,726 --> 01:25:56,053
There's already interest
in the loft.
1872
01:25:56,155 --> 01:25:57,721
I've written to realtors.
1873
01:25:57,823 --> 01:26:00,825
Please see to this, and by God
please, please, please, please
1874
01:26:00,927 --> 01:26:02,195
sort the databases
1875
01:26:02,297 --> 01:26:04,702
and have them reflect
the most recent sales.
1876
01:26:04,805 --> 01:26:06,604
I'll have much work to do
when I get back,
1877
01:26:06,706 --> 01:26:08,334
so I'll need this done
properly.
1878
01:26:10,008 --> 01:26:11,772
I trust the government
won't have any issues
1879
01:26:11,874 --> 01:26:13,678
with my sponsorship of you,
1880
01:26:13,780 --> 01:26:15,346
even though they know
I'm not around.
1881
01:26:15,448 --> 01:26:16,374
I certainly hope not.
1882
01:26:16,476 --> 01:26:18,913
I've left you a glowing
recommendation letter
1883
01:26:19,015 --> 01:26:20,544
addressed to
"Whom it may concern."
1884
01:26:20,646 --> 01:26:23,115
I wasn't sure who to address
it to. The President?
1885
01:26:23,217 --> 01:26:24,718
I've left detailed
instructions
1886
01:26:24,820 --> 01:26:26,086
for the accountant.
1887
01:26:26,188 --> 01:26:28,189
This process has been
so difficult.
1888
01:26:28,291 --> 01:26:31,629
But I must say, meeting
someone who understands me
1889
01:26:31,731 --> 01:26:34,764
has made it all feel
attainable.
1890
01:26:34,866 --> 01:26:36,729
You've been
an absolute delight.
1891
01:26:36,831 --> 01:26:38,001
I'll miss you.
1892
01:26:38,103 --> 01:26:40,697
I'll miss you drinking wine
at a snail's pace.
1893
01:26:40,799 --> 01:26:43,807
I'll, uh, miss you getting
that little smile on your face
1894
01:26:43,909 --> 01:26:45,640
and writing in
your little notebook.
1895
01:26:45,742 --> 01:26:47,912
(WISTFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1896
01:26:53,016 --> 01:26:56,184
No, listen, Alejandro,
it's gonna work.
1897
01:26:56,286 --> 01:26:59,154
The doctors, you know, who
told Bobby he was gonna die
1898
01:26:59,256 --> 01:27:02,019
and that nothing could be
done, they were imbeciles.
1899
01:27:02,121 --> 01:27:03,992
Anything can be done.
1900
01:27:04,094 --> 01:27:06,322
I think we've proved that
to ourselves now.
1901
01:27:06,424 --> 01:27:08,897
All I needed was
a little more time
1902
01:27:08,999 --> 01:27:11,701
and, uh...
and I think I needed you.
1903
01:27:11,803 --> 01:27:13,902
So thank you
for getting the show
1904
01:27:14,004 --> 01:27:16,839
and, uh, I want you
to promise me
1905
01:27:16,941 --> 01:27:21,274
that you don't just plump
for these, um,
1906
01:27:21,376 --> 01:27:24,014
unacceptable options
that the thoughtless people
1907
01:27:24,116 --> 01:27:26,412
who run this planet are gonna
put in front of you.
1908
01:27:26,514 --> 01:27:28,346
When they tell you you can
only turn left or right,
1909
01:27:28,449 --> 01:27:30,785
you let them know
that you're going up.
1910
01:27:30,887 --> 01:27:32,721
Always send the food back,
1911
01:27:32,823 --> 01:27:34,893
uh, stand up for yourself
1912
01:27:34,995 --> 01:27:37,889
and remember, it's not just
a matter of everything
1913
01:27:37,991 --> 01:27:39,794
or nothing at all.
1914
01:27:39,896 --> 01:27:42,065
It's everything or everything.
1915
01:27:48,001 --> 01:27:49,268
Oh, and by the way,
1916
01:27:49,371 --> 01:27:51,536
the name of the idiot
at the toy company...
1917
01:27:52,709 --> 01:27:54,744
is Brian Kissane.
1918
01:27:54,846 --> 01:27:56,581
I had to negotiate
an entire day
1919
01:27:56,683 --> 01:27:58,749
of the phone tree
for that one.
1920
01:27:58,851 --> 01:28:02,349
Go and inform him
that you work there now.
1921
01:28:03,588 --> 01:28:05,253
Go, do it. Do it.
1922
01:28:07,353 --> 01:28:10,126
You know, Alejandro,
I really...
1923
01:28:12,497 --> 01:28:14,460
I really...
1924
01:28:16,564 --> 01:28:19,769
cannot believe that with
all that time on your hands,
1925
01:28:19,871 --> 01:28:21,967
you did not fix
those databases.
1926
01:28:22,069 --> 01:28:23,436
(VOICE NOTE WHOOSHES)
1927
01:28:35,552 --> 01:28:36,548
(SIGHS)
1928
01:28:46,225 --> 01:28:48,494
(DOG BARKS DISTANTLY)
1929
01:28:56,576 --> 01:28:58,603
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)
1930
01:29:15,895 --> 01:29:17,355
ALEJANDRO: Hi.
I need to talk to Brian.
1931
01:29:17,457 --> 01:29:18,822
- Is he expecting you?
- ALEJANDRO: No.
1932
01:29:18,924 --> 01:29:21,060
But I need to talk to Brian
right now. Instantly, please.
1933
01:29:21,162 --> 01:29:22,660
- Thank you.
- I'm sorry.
1934
01:29:22,762 --> 01:29:24,661
If he is not expecting you,
how did you get in here?
1935
01:29:24,763 --> 01:29:26,901
You seem confused.
I just need to talk to Brian.
1936
01:29:27,003 --> 01:29:28,471
Is that Brian? That's Brian.
1937
01:29:28,573 --> 01:29:30,640
Brian? Brian?
1938
01:29:30,742 --> 01:29:31,868
- Brian? Hi.
- Yes?
1939
01:29:31,970 --> 01:29:34,575
Can you excuse us? Brian and I
need to have a little meeting.
1940
01:29:34,678 --> 01:29:35,611
Thank you.
1941
01:29:35,713 --> 01:29:36,806
- Hi, Brian.
- Hi.
1942
01:29:36,908 --> 01:29:39,147
My name is Alejandro Martinez.
We've been corresponding
1943
01:29:39,249 --> 01:29:41,282
quite a little bit
regarding my application.
1944
01:29:41,384 --> 01:29:44,786
Oh, did your aunt or someone
call the other day?
1945
01:29:44,888 --> 01:29:45,889
ALEJANDRO: Yeah, see,
1946
01:29:45,991 --> 01:29:48,025
I felt compelled
to kindly follow up,
1947
01:29:48,127 --> 01:29:50,424
given that you have
implemented one of my ideas.
1948
01:29:51,193 --> 01:29:52,624
- Excuse me?
- ALEJANDRO: Yeah.
1949
01:29:52,726 --> 01:29:55,328
We have a problem here, Brian.
Because it seems like
1950
01:29:55,431 --> 01:29:57,661
you took one of the ideas
from my application,
1951
01:29:57,763 --> 01:29:59,598
then you presented it
as if it were your own.
1952
01:30:01,402 --> 01:30:03,201
What are...
What are you referring to
1953
01:30:03,303 --> 01:30:05,437
when you say I took your idea?
1954
01:30:05,539 --> 01:30:07,274
Don't scream at me.
The little messages
1955
01:30:07,376 --> 01:30:08,840
on the Cabbage Patch dolls'
smartphones.
1956
01:30:08,942 --> 01:30:10,046
Uh-huh.
1957
01:30:10,149 --> 01:30:11,742
ALEJANDRO: That was
in my application, Brian.
1958
01:30:13,111 --> 01:30:14,679
Remember?
1959
01:30:15,820 --> 01:30:17,086
Susana has a screenshot
1960
01:30:17,189 --> 01:30:19,090
of an annoying post
that Marjorie made.
1961
01:30:20,326 --> 01:30:21,290
Oh.
1962
01:30:22,891 --> 01:30:24,354
Uh, I mean...
1963
01:30:24,456 --> 01:30:26,625
Look, it is possible that...
1964
01:30:27,626 --> 01:30:30,296
the two of us
both came up with...
1965
01:30:30,398 --> 01:30:32,630
Uh-huh.
And isn't it also possible
1966
01:30:32,732 --> 01:30:35,071
that if I were to post
a side-by-side comparison
1967
01:30:35,173 --> 01:30:37,107
of the idea that I came up
with a year ago
1968
01:30:37,209 --> 01:30:39,040
and the idea that you guys
produced a month ago,
1969
01:30:39,142 --> 01:30:41,508
well, that wouldn't
go so well?
1970
01:30:43,815 --> 01:30:45,916
Yes, that is possible.
1971
01:30:46,018 --> 01:30:47,250
And don't you think
there is a world
1972
01:30:47,352 --> 01:30:48,481
where if I were to go
to your bosses and tell them
1973
01:30:48,583 --> 01:30:50,483
that you're taking ideas
from people's applications
1974
01:30:50,585 --> 01:30:53,388
and not even hiring them,
they wouldn't love that?
1975
01:30:54,959 --> 01:30:56,788
There is also this world, yes.
1976
01:30:56,890 --> 01:31:00,460
Yeah, so, actually, I think
this is what's gonna happen.
1977
01:31:00,562 --> 01:31:02,361
You are going to hire me
and you're gonna put me
1978
01:31:02,463 --> 01:31:05,235
in the Hasbro Talent
Incubator Program.
1979
01:31:05,902 --> 01:31:07,597
Sure. Great. Yes.
1980
01:31:07,699 --> 01:31:10,073
We are always looking
for new talent.
1981
01:31:10,175 --> 01:31:12,805
Well, from within the US
and its territories.
1982
01:31:12,907 --> 01:31:14,011
What?
1983
01:31:14,113 --> 01:31:15,839
The dropdown menu
in the application, Brian.
1984
01:31:15,941 --> 01:31:18,541
I think that you've never sat
and thought about this,
1985
01:31:18,643 --> 01:31:20,215
that it only allows you
to select
1986
01:31:20,317 --> 01:31:21,680
one of the 50 states
or its territories.
1987
01:31:21,782 --> 01:31:23,148
And if you're not applying
from one of those places,
1988
01:31:23,250 --> 01:31:24,252
then you're out of luck,
1989
01:31:24,354 --> 01:31:25,617
'cause the website
won't let you through.
1990
01:31:25,719 --> 01:31:28,926
- Did you know that, Brian?
- No, I did not know.
1991
01:31:29,028 --> 01:31:30,454
ALEJANDRO: Oh, well,
now you know.
1992
01:31:30,556 --> 01:31:32,623
So this is what's
going to happen.
1993
01:31:32,725 --> 01:31:34,528
You are going to call
the website people
1994
01:31:34,630 --> 01:31:37,662
and you're gonna say,
"Hi, it's me from upstairs.
1995
01:31:37,764 --> 01:31:41,005
"I want you to put 'other'
as part of the options."
1996
01:31:41,107 --> 01:31:43,072
That way, no one gets stuck
in that step
1997
01:31:43,174 --> 01:31:44,901
and anyone can apply
from anywhere.
1998
01:31:45,911 --> 01:31:47,076
- Great.
- ALEJANDRO: Great.
1999
01:31:47,178 --> 01:31:48,638
And you're also going
to sponsor me,
2000
01:31:48,740 --> 01:31:50,743
which is really expensive
and really long.
2001
01:31:50,845 --> 01:31:53,382
But you're gonna do it and I'm
not even gonna hear about it.
2002
01:31:53,484 --> 01:31:55,714
You're just gonna send me
an email saying it's all done.
2003
01:31:57,622 --> 01:31:59,086
Okay.
2004
01:31:59,189 --> 01:32:02,125
- Okay. Great.
- BRIAN: Great.
2005
01:32:02,228 --> 01:32:05,462
So I know my tone has been
a little... stern.
2006
01:32:05,565 --> 01:32:06,459
BRIAN: Mm.
2007
01:32:06,561 --> 01:32:08,393
But I want you to know
that I look forward
2008
01:32:08,495 --> 01:32:10,267
to seeing you
every single day.
2009
01:32:11,368 --> 01:32:13,769
- Wonderful. I can't wait.
- ALEJANDRO: Yeah.
2010
01:32:13,871 --> 01:32:15,701
BRIAN: Welcome.
2011
01:32:19,977 --> 01:32:21,938
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)
2012
01:32:42,900 --> 01:32:44,895
(DOLORES IN SPANISH)
2013
01:33:56,809 --> 01:33:58,771
(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
2014
01:34:01,947 --> 01:34:03,908
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
2015
01:34:08,847 --> 01:34:10,051
NARRATOR: (IN ENGLISH)
FreezeCorp
2016
01:34:10,153 --> 01:34:11,716
and its many competitors
2017
01:34:11,819 --> 01:34:15,125
all woke their clients
from their slumber
2018
01:34:15,227 --> 01:34:17,954
after finally
figuring out how.
2019
01:34:18,056 --> 01:34:21,424
Some had been frozen
for a few years prior,
2020
01:34:21,526 --> 01:34:23,230
some decades ago.
2021
01:34:23,333 --> 01:34:25,696
Upon waking up in the future,
2022
01:34:25,798 --> 01:34:28,502
patients stayed
under observation
2023
01:34:28,604 --> 01:34:32,740
at the Center For
The Recently Awoken.
2024
01:34:32,842 --> 01:34:36,375
ROBOT: May I serve you coffee
or tea prior to the mingle?
2025
01:34:36,478 --> 01:34:37,842
Leaving.
None of those options.
2026
01:34:37,944 --> 01:34:39,509
- May I serve you coffee...
- Leaving. Done.
2027
01:34:39,611 --> 01:34:40,746
...prior to the mingle?
2028
01:34:40,848 --> 01:34:42,979
ELIZABETH: I am not going
to this idiotic mingle.
2029
01:34:43,081 --> 01:34:44,514
- The mingle is mandatory...
- ELIZABETH: Leaving.
2030
01:34:44,616 --> 01:34:45,683
ROBOT: ...unfortunately.
2031
01:34:45,785 --> 01:34:47,450
ELIZABETH: Other.
None of those options.
2032
01:34:47,552 --> 01:34:49,490
Coffee, fruit cup.
2033
01:34:49,593 --> 01:34:50,887
- May I offer something else?
- Leaving. Done.
2034
01:34:50,990 --> 01:34:53,760
Could you please leave
the little guy alone?
2035
01:34:53,862 --> 01:34:55,860
ELIZABETH: You are, once
again, siding with the robot.
2036
01:34:55,962 --> 01:34:58,734
Humiliating me in front
of a toaster on wheels.
2037
01:34:58,836 --> 01:35:00,137
(BLEEPS)
2038
01:35:00,239 --> 01:35:01,535
We're supposed
to relax, Elizabeth.
2039
01:35:01,637 --> 01:35:04,270
- Ease into this thing.
- I am very relaxed!
2040
01:35:04,372 --> 01:35:06,007
I'm very relaxed as well.
2041
01:35:06,109 --> 01:35:07,708
- Okay?
- Good!
2042
01:35:08,310 --> 01:35:09,842
What are you looking at?
2043
01:35:10,708 --> 01:35:11,743
WOMAN: And what do you do?
2044
01:35:11,845 --> 01:35:13,650
ELIZABETH: Bobby's
a very talented painter.
2045
01:35:13,753 --> 01:35:14,680
WOMAN: Oh.
2046
01:35:14,783 --> 01:35:16,749
And, uh, we are looking
to mount a solo show
2047
01:35:16,851 --> 01:35:20,250
just as soon as we can locate
all his paintings.
2048
01:35:20,685 --> 01:35:22,586
Well, we'll see, you know?
2049
01:35:22,689 --> 01:35:25,328
- We'll see what?
- I don't know.
2050
01:35:25,430 --> 01:35:27,627
Do people even care
about paintings anymore?
2051
01:35:27,730 --> 01:35:29,866
To be honest, I'm not
sweating that right now.
2052
01:35:29,968 --> 01:35:31,366
What do you do?
2053
01:35:31,468 --> 01:35:33,435
What do you mean
you're not sweating it?
2054
01:35:33,537 --> 01:35:35,337
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
- WOMAN: I'm a poet.
2055
01:35:35,439 --> 01:35:37,241
- Oh.
- Because of this whole thing,
2056
01:35:37,343 --> 01:35:38,769
I'm in a substantial amount
of debt, so...
2057
01:35:38,871 --> 01:35:40,307
BOBBY: I'm sure you write
beautiful poems.
2058
01:35:40,409 --> 01:35:41,509
Welcome to the future, ma'am.
2059
01:35:41,611 --> 01:35:43,444
The bar will reopen
after the speeches.
2060
01:35:43,546 --> 01:35:46,249
I would like a glass
of white wine.
2061
01:35:46,351 --> 01:35:48,545
- Please. Oh.
- MC: Hello, everyone.
2062
01:35:48,647 --> 01:35:50,850
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
2063
01:35:57,822 --> 01:36:01,264
And welcome to the future.
2064
01:36:01,366 --> 01:36:03,065
Now, I bet
you're all wondering,
2065
01:36:03,167 --> 01:36:04,600
"I woke up for this?"
2066
01:36:04,702 --> 01:36:07,738
Uh, sorry, but the bar will
reopen after the speeches.
2067
01:36:07,840 --> 01:36:08,667
I would like
2068
01:36:08,769 --> 01:36:11,073
- a glass of white wine.
- (SHUSHING)
2069
01:36:11,175 --> 01:36:12,374
I mean, the wine is there
2070
01:36:12,476 --> 01:36:14,144
and all of these people
are drinking.
2071
01:36:14,246 --> 01:36:15,411
And I don't see
the difference.
2072
01:36:15,513 --> 01:36:16,947
Um, if you could just wait
a few minutes,
2073
01:36:17,049 --> 01:36:17,908
it'll just be a moment.
2074
01:36:18,010 --> 01:36:19,715
No, you're the one
who's supposed to wait.
2075
01:36:19,817 --> 01:36:21,681
- You're the waiter, right?
- BARTENDER: If you just listen
2076
01:36:21,783 --> 01:36:23,454
to the speeches
and enjoy the speeches.
2077
01:36:23,556 --> 01:36:24,983
ELIZABETH: What speeches?
I can't hear any speeches.
2078
01:36:25,085 --> 01:36:26,785
- As you can see...
- (ELIZABETH CONTINUES ARGUING)
2079
01:36:26,888 --> 01:36:29,787
...you're each wearing
different colors.
2080
01:36:29,889 --> 01:36:31,628
Each color
represents the decade
2081
01:36:31,730 --> 01:36:34,060
- that you went to sleep in.
- (ELIZABETH CONTINUES ARGUING)
2082
01:36:34,162 --> 01:36:35,893
Please.
2083
01:36:35,995 --> 01:36:37,593
BARTENDER: I cannot help
you at this moment.
2084
01:36:37,695 --> 01:36:39,699
That woman's crazy.
2085
01:36:39,802 --> 01:36:40,932
- ELIZABETH: You could...
- If you'll excuse me,
2086
01:36:41,034 --> 01:36:42,800
I'm here to serve you.
However, we are closed.
2087
01:36:42,902 --> 01:36:44,767
ELIZABETH: I'm not sure
I... I do feel
2088
01:36:44,869 --> 01:36:46,276
like excusing you, in fact.
2089
01:36:46,378 --> 01:36:48,376
And don't walk away
from me like that.
2090
01:36:48,478 --> 01:36:50,446
You say you're here
to serve me,
2091
01:36:50,548 --> 01:36:52,678
but you're clearly not here
to serve me
2092
01:36:52,780 --> 01:36:54,512
anything other
than insubordination.
2093
01:36:54,614 --> 01:36:55,849
And quite a lot of cheek.
2094
01:36:55,951 --> 01:36:56,812
BARTENDER: Ma'am, you're not
allowed to be back here.
2095
01:36:56,914 --> 01:36:58,181
ELIZABETH: Well, I think I am.
2096
01:36:58,283 --> 01:37:00,290
I mean, if you're not allowed
to serve me any wine,
2097
01:37:00,392 --> 01:37:01,853
I think I'm allowed
to come back here.
2098
01:37:01,955 --> 01:37:03,356
And by the way,
the state of this kitchen
2099
01:37:03,458 --> 01:37:04,489
is absolutely revolting.
2100
01:37:04,591 --> 01:37:06,262
Don't walk away from me.
2101
01:37:06,364 --> 01:37:09,098
And don't scream at me
like that.
2102
01:37:09,200 --> 01:37:10,696
(CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING)
2103
01:37:10,798 --> 01:37:13,798
Oh, my God.
That's Alejandro Martinez.
2104
01:37:13,900 --> 01:37:16,065
He designed all those toys,
um...
2105
01:37:16,167 --> 01:37:18,837
My Little Problems,
with his mother Dolores.
2106
01:37:18,939 --> 01:37:21,310
(ELIZABETH CONTINUES
ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)
2107
01:37:21,412 --> 01:37:24,746
(CELESTIAL MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)
2108
01:37:29,952 --> 01:37:33,086
NARRATOR: Alejandro lived
a long and beautiful life.
2109
01:37:33,189 --> 01:37:34,289
Alejandro?
2110
01:37:34,392 --> 01:37:35,458
NARRATOR: Near the end of it,
2111
01:37:35,560 --> 01:37:38,128
he took a nap
for hundreds of years...
2112
01:37:38,230 --> 01:37:39,389
ELIZABETH: Is that really you?
2113
01:37:39,491 --> 01:37:42,661
NARRATOR : ...to stand in front
of a cave, wearing all blue,
2114
01:37:42,763 --> 01:37:45,264
lovingly looking
at the Monster.
2115
01:37:45,366 --> 01:37:46,768
Oh, my God.
2116
01:37:46,870 --> 01:37:50,400
NARRATOR: Just as Dolores
dreamt many years ago.
2117
01:37:50,503 --> 01:37:52,103
Alejandro.
2118
01:37:54,708 --> 01:37:57,511
The databases are out of sync.
2119
01:37:57,613 --> 01:37:59,008
- They do not match.
- (CHUCKLES)
2120
01:37:59,110 --> 01:38:01,616
I compared the copy
on my laptop,
2121
01:38:01,718 --> 01:38:04,486
which has the key
for the letter D missing,
2122
01:38:04,588 --> 01:38:06,487
which you might think
is a suspicious
2123
01:38:06,589 --> 01:38:08,892
and maybe
convenient occurrence...
2124
01:38:08,994 --> 01:38:10,222
They are done.
2125
01:38:10,324 --> 01:38:11,624
What?
2126
01:38:11,726 --> 01:38:13,459
ALEJANDRO:
The databases match.
2127
01:38:13,561 --> 01:38:15,460
The project is finished.
2128
01:38:15,562 --> 01:38:16,726
What do you mean?
2129
01:38:16,828 --> 01:38:19,530
I know FileMaker Pro.
2130
01:38:19,632 --> 01:38:21,233
Do you promise?
2131
01:38:21,335 --> 01:38:22,601
I did it.
2132
01:38:22,704 --> 01:38:25,602
Order reigning supreme
at last?
2133
01:38:25,704 --> 01:38:29,643
Elizabeth? Come out.
2134
01:38:29,745 --> 01:38:31,813
Let me show you
how the databases match.
2135
01:38:37,585 --> 01:38:39,755
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
2136
01:42:12,767 --> 01:42:14,937
(CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING)