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♪ Don't wanna be a player ♪
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♪ I don't wanna be
A player no more ♪
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♪ I'm not a player
I just crush a lot ♪
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♪ But me and Punisher, still got
What you're lookin' for ♪
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♪ I don't wanna be
Don't wanna be ♪
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♪ I don't wanna be
A player no more ♪
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♪ I'm not a player
I just crush a lot ♪
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♪ But you know Big Pun
And Joe still down by law ♪
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♪ Who's down to crush tonight? ♪
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♪ Hey yo, I'm still not a player
But you still a hater ♪
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♪ Elevator to the top, hah
See you later ♪
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♪ I'm gone, penthouse suite ♪
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♪ Penthouse freaks
In-house beach ♪
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Sir?
Please stop dancing.
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Really, stop that.
No one wants to see it. Stop.
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♪ Puffin' the lye
From my Twinzito ♪
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♪ Up in the Benzito
With my kiko ♪
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♪ From Queens nicknamed Perico ♪
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♪ We go back like PA's
And wearin' PJ's ♪
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♪ Now we reach the peakage
Runnin' trains for three days ♪
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♪ Who want to ride?
It won't cost you a dollar ♪
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♪ Whether soft or harder ♪
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♪ Of course
You still gonna holla ♪
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Yeah! Look at your boy!
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Boom! There he is. I found him!
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Oh, man.
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So how do I look?
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You look like
Black Where's Waldo.
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No.
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Oompa Loompa. Minion?
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You sound like a hater. No.
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That's what we doing? Huh?
Give me this.
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Hey, give me that!
- Give me it!
- No, no, no!
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We're going to our reunion.
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I don't want you
on this phone all night,
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being sad and everything,
playing Wordfeud.
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There's a reason
for people to get together
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and lie about
how their life doesn't suck.
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- And get laid.
- What do you mean, get laid?
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I'm definitely
getting laid tonight.
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- No. In this outfit?
-This is my lucky outfit.
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This is the outfit
I lost my virginity in
the night of the graduation.
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No, you got an over-the-pants
handjob.
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Hey, well, she--
It wasn't my hand.
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It was somebody else's hand.
So that's...
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Oh, shit.
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What, hey!
Don't touch that.
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You ain't see that?
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She was going 55 in a
school zone. Step on it!
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Roll down your window,
please, ma'am.
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Yeah. I'm-- I'm sorry, Officer.
Was I speeding?
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Thirty miles
over the speed limit.
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Okay, I'm just trying to get
to this high school reunion.
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Here.
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Can I see your face?
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- Jasmine?
- Yeah.
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It's Evan. Evan--
I shouldn't do that.
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- Evan-- Evan West.
- Oh, my God!
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Wow, it's great--
great seeing you.
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God, I'm so glad it's you.
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I was scared for a second there,
because I really hate cops.
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I'm a cop, so...
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Ray! Why-- Why'd you
get out of the car?
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Ray...'Cause you said it was Jasmine.
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Jasmine? I was like,
"Okay, I gotta see her too."
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- Oh, man.
- I mean, you look...
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Look, man, I don't wanna
be a jerk about this,
you know what I mean?
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Because you used to be
a skater girl and everything.
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But you have really
switched it up.
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He's joking with you.
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He--No, man, she looks amazing.
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- I'm giving her a compliment.
- Yeah. You do look amazing.
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- You look beautiful.
-You look great.
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Appreciate that.
You guys haven't
changed one bit.
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Thanks. Yeah, thanks.
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Not one bit.
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- Thank you!
- Well, a little. I would like...
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Yeah.
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So you're working
at The Times now?
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- Is that what's going on?
- Oh, yeah.
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Ten years.
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- That's great.
-Yeah.
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This...
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Mm-hmm.
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Should we finish
this conversation at the house?
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Yeah. Yes.
Well, you can follow us.
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Thank you.
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- Okay, we'll see you there.
-Bye!
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Okay.
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- Talk to you later. All right.
-See you.
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- I'll see you at the party.
- I'm stupid.
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I'm so fucking stupid, Ray.
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Don't-- What? What's that face?
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- She want the backwoods dick.
- No, she doesn't.
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Yes, she does. She wants
some backwoods dick tonight.
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You could give it to her.
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- Okay?
- Backwoods dick.
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Yeah, she want that bearded,
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cool cop, backwoods dick.
That's right.
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She want it for the front woods
and the back woods.
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Oh, well-I'm just saying.
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But seriously, though, bro,
I'm worried about you, man.
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You ain't been
on a date in months.
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It's-- Well, you know...
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You know, so, let me
check out your Tinder profile.
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- See what you got going on.
- No, don't bring
that up right now.
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- Please. Please.
- Okay, what is this?
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That? I'm dressed
as Phantom of the Opera
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for Horrorpalooza.
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Horrorpalooza? That's a thing?
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Yes. It's dope, man.
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You was Phantom of the Opera
for Horrorpalooza.
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- Yeah.
- You didn't wanna be nobody else.
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Michael Myers,
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- you didn't wanna be Freddy.
- Dude-- No.
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Who is scared
of the Phantom of the Opera?
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- Theatergoers.
-What the f--
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Mathew's probably
gonna love this.
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I mean, playing host,
showing off his fancy house.
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- All his fucking money.
- He's rich as fuck.
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- I know.
- Hold on, hold on.
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But don't worry
about that asshole.
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You need to worry about her.
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- Hi.
- Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Oh, God. I look dumb, don't I?She's here, man.
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Yeah, you look like
somebody dresses--
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- Was the hat too much?
- It's just too much.
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You got your badge out,
your fucking name tag.
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- I know.
- But hold on, hold on.
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Okay.
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Okay, now you look good.
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- Thank you. Clean cut.
- Hey! Wait a minute.
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I didn't...
What?
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You smell amazing.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Is that a new cologne?
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La Nuit De L'homme
by Saint Laurent.
You like that?
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- I like it a lot.
- You want a little waft of that?
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- Take that.
- Hey, what are you guys doing?
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Yeah, these fucking
flying roaches... Yeah. Snow flies.
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They're... And because...
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You've heard about--
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They migrated into... Yeah, yeah.
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...Ridgeview.
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It's gonna be a blast.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, shit! Uh-oh!
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Here comes trouble, baby!
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What's up?
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Look who it is.
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Hey, it's not a real party
till the townies show up.
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Yeah! Fuck me running!
- Come here.
- Good to see you. How are--
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- Jesus. Whoa, whoa.
-How are you?
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Are you a cop?
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Yes. I know. That was
assault of an officer, so...
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- Hi, Mathew.
-Jasmine. Oh, my God.
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- You look fantastic!
- Thank you.
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-How are you?
- Wonderful.
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Oh, my God.
You come with these idiots?
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Oh, no, we just ran
into each other out on the road.
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Oh, okay,
that makes way more sense.
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Yeah, I was a bit like,
"Whoa, that's weird."
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This place is amazing.
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Oh, thanks. It has its kinks.
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I mean,
there's terrible cell reception,
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so just hop on the Wi-Fi
if you need to,
you know what I mean?
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Listen, I'm just happy
to have you guys at my house,
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you know, as a symbol
for how far we've all
come in life, right?
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Yeah.
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We're all killing it.
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Hey, guys, we're winning.
Look who I fucking found.
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-Hey!
- Life of the party.
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- Drink? Okay.
- Yes, please.
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Oh, it's so weird
seeing all these people again.
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- Cheers.
- Oh, my God, I need this drink.
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Hey, Evan.
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- Hey.
- Oh, my goodness.
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- What is that?
-What is this?
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Oh, my gosh.
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- Why would he put that photo in?
- Miss Hot Topic.
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-Those pants.
-2001.
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- So angry.
- Oh, that is glorious.
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I know--So cool, right?
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- Oh! My God!
- Oh! My God!
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I got you.
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-Cheers.
- Cheers.
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-Thanks for having us.
- Yeah, absolutely.
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My party planners did all this.
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-They did a great job.
- Oh, this whole thing?
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Yeah. It's a tribute
to more innocent times, I guess.
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Yeah. I--
I wouldn't call it innocent.
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It felt like, uh,
high school was pretty brutal
for some people.
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Try marriage.
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Oh, that's right.
Are your wife and kids here?
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No, no, she brought the kids
to her parents' place.
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To Westchester. Yeah.
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But that is great for me
'cause it's Daddy's weekend.
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I love it.
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- Peter!
-It's been-- Oh!
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- Oh.
- He... He's gone.
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Don't walk away.
Come here.
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Man, look at this.
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- We have the track stars.
- What?
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- And we have Evan West.
-Such a young guy.
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Full of promise and hope.
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Just down the drain.
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Ugh. To regrets.
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Mr. Buckley.
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Wow, man. Do you remember me?
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Quite well,
Mr. Hammond.
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You're literally wearing
the same thing
you did in high school.
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You haven't changed at all.
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Well, I appreciate
you recognize the outfit,
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'cause, I mean,
I still look fly.
This is fly, right?
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- Yes, it is.
- Well, look, how are you doing?
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I know you're retired by now,
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somewhere in Florida
- with your feet up.
-Florida?
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I would rather cut off
my own head and eat it
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than retire to Florida.
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No, I am still teaching.
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I've had a few financial woes,
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so I'm still chained
to the classroom.
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Goddamn, Mr. Buckley,
you still-- you still got
that delivery, man.
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You still got
the intensity in you.
The Vincent Price. It's just...
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So, what are you
doing these days?
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I heard you were
a dog walker or something.
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Sir? Would you like one?
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Oh.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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You don't remember me, do you?
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Um...
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I remember you, Evan West.
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I remember every single person
at this party.
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Yeah, it's crazy
seeing everyone, right?
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It's really exciting.
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You were one
of the good ones.
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So tonight, you will be spared.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Hot tip. Make sure you get
a front-row seat for the show,
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because the show
starts very soon.
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00:10:29.324 --> 00:10:30.673
-Sorry.
-I'm sorry.
245
00:10:30.891 --> 00:10:31.805
Hey.
246
00:10:32.240 --> 00:10:33.328
Okay...
247
00:10:37.245 --> 00:10:38.812
You're not gonna believe
who's fucking here.
248
00:10:38.899 --> 00:10:39.813
Who?
249
00:10:40.204 --> 00:10:41.771
I can't believe she came.
250
00:10:42.337 --> 00:10:44.208
- Meagan.
- Dude, chill out.
251
00:10:44.295 --> 00:10:46.863
Chill out, you dated her
for three months 200 years ago.
252
00:10:46.950 --> 00:10:48.256
Just avoid her. It's fine.
253
00:10:48.343 --> 00:10:49.692
You can't avoid a black hole.
254
00:10:49.779 --> 00:10:51.389
I love the combination.
255
00:10:51.476 --> 00:10:54.305
Who is that? Do you remember
who that girl is? I don't.
256
00:10:54.392 --> 00:10:55.872
I can't pin it.
257
00:10:56.481 --> 00:10:58.396
Look at all that.
She was talking to Mathew.
258
00:10:58.483 --> 00:11:00.921
All in his face, kiki-ing away.
259
00:11:01.008 --> 00:11:02.792
- No, she's not.
-That's why Meagan came.
260
00:11:02.879 --> 00:11:04.968
- She wanted to fuck my head up.
- No, she's not
fucking your head up.
261
00:11:05.055 --> 00:11:06.535
I'm going over there.
I gotta hear what they say.
262
00:11:06.622 --> 00:11:07.579
I gotta go eavesdrop.
263
00:11:08.145 --> 00:11:09.190
No, you're not gonna
- go over there.
-Yes, I am.
264
00:11:09.407 --> 00:11:10.713
Don't do it. Don't-- Chill out.
Chill out. Chill.
265
00:11:10.800 --> 00:11:12.367
No! Hey! Hey! Hey!
266
00:11:12.454 --> 00:11:14.064
Ray! Uh--
267
00:11:18.199 --> 00:11:19.766
You know, I just feel like
268
00:11:20.201 --> 00:11:22.769
I attract these
toxic relationships.
269
00:11:22.856 --> 00:11:26.207
You know, I date these losers
with no ambition,
270
00:11:26.294 --> 00:11:27.556
no purpose.
271
00:11:29.297 --> 00:11:30.994
That's not you!
272
00:11:31.081 --> 00:11:32.387
- No, that ain't you.
- No.
273
00:11:34.476 --> 00:11:35.869
You've got it together!
274
00:11:35.956 --> 00:11:38.262
White wine, please.
275
00:11:39.960 --> 00:11:41.091
Yo!
276
00:11:41.570 --> 00:11:43.093
That's not who I think it is.
277
00:11:43.180 --> 00:11:45.530
- Jesus Christ.
- Amanda Tanner.
278
00:11:45.617 --> 00:11:47.837
- Tequila. Double.
- It is you!
279
00:11:47.924 --> 00:11:48.925
You gotta give me a hug.
280
00:11:49.012 --> 00:11:50.144
- You look so good.
- Oh. Oh.
281
00:11:50.274 --> 00:11:52.015
No. No, no.
No, no, no. Thank you.
282
00:11:52.102 --> 00:11:53.756
Personal space. My bad.
283
00:11:53.887 --> 00:11:55.149
How are you?
284
00:11:56.367 --> 00:11:57.760
Good. I'm good.
285
00:11:57.847 --> 00:11:59.936
I graduated from Colgate.
286
00:12:00.023 --> 00:12:03.287
I got my Masters
in Political Science from Brown.
287
00:12:03.374 --> 00:12:05.812
I have two kids,
Bryant and Abigail.
288
00:12:05.899 --> 00:12:07.117
I hear you're
running for office.
289
00:12:07.204 --> 00:12:09.206
Yes, I am. Congress.
290
00:12:09.293 --> 00:12:10.512
Con... In the fall.
291
00:12:11.078 --> 00:12:13.167
Congress in the fall? Wow.
292
00:12:13.254 --> 00:12:14.951
You was the craziest girl
I knew in high school.
293
00:12:15.038 --> 00:12:16.953
- Oh, stop.
- For real, you had a DUI.
294
00:12:17.040 --> 00:12:18.738
You was doing cocaine.
295
00:12:19.129 --> 00:12:20.609
Do you remember that time
296
00:12:20.696 --> 00:12:22.350
you beat the shit
out of Becky Kissinger?
297
00:12:22.437 --> 00:12:23.917
You whupped her ass.
298
00:12:24.004 --> 00:12:25.788
What did she do to you
to deserve that ass-whupping?
299
00:12:25.875 --> 00:12:28.660
Goddamn, you had brass knuckles
on and everything.
300
00:12:29.661 --> 00:12:31.141
You knew about that?
301
00:12:31.838 --> 00:12:32.795
Everybody knew.
302
00:12:32.969 --> 00:12:33.883
How?
303
00:12:34.057 --> 00:12:35.929
Okay, that got
a little bit intense.
304
00:12:36.016 --> 00:12:37.757
I'm sorry, Amanda.
305
00:12:37.844 --> 00:12:40.107
Is this asshole bothering you?
306
00:12:40.411 --> 00:12:42.718
Oh. Yes.
307
00:12:42.892 --> 00:12:44.067
My ex-boo thang.
308
00:12:44.154 --> 00:12:45.547
Still looking good.
You look terrific.
309
00:12:46.287 --> 00:12:48.506
I wonder what the secret is.
Oh, I know what it is.
310
00:12:48.593 --> 00:12:50.117
Maybe crushing men's hearts.
311
00:12:51.248 --> 00:12:52.554
How are you, Ray?
312
00:12:52.946 --> 00:12:55.905
You still working
as a bartender at Luigi's,
313
00:12:55.992 --> 00:12:58.908
or did they finally realize
you too short to
reach the top shelf?
314
00:13:02.825 --> 00:13:05.741
Oh, you still go it.
You still got the jokes.
315
00:13:06.002 --> 00:13:07.830
Oh. Goddamn.
316
00:13:07.917 --> 00:13:10.224
Yeah, the short jokes.
I don't miss that shit.
317
00:13:10.311 --> 00:13:12.226
Hey, everything okay?
Good, good?
318
00:13:12.313 --> 00:13:13.923
How's it go--Yes.
319
00:13:14.054 --> 00:13:15.446
This just got great.
320
00:13:15.707 --> 00:13:19.233
What the fuck is up,
Ridgeview High class of 2001?
321
00:13:19.407 --> 00:13:20.756
Everyone listen up for a second.
322
00:13:20.887 --> 00:13:22.802
I'm not the one
to make speeches, typically,
323
00:13:22.889 --> 00:13:25.500
but, uh, I just want everyone
to say thank you
324
00:13:26.196 --> 00:13:27.676
to my hot-as-fuck wife, Lisa.
325
00:13:27.763 --> 00:13:29.025
- She's on FaceTime.
-[ON PHONE] Hey there!
326
00:13:29.112 --> 00:13:31.158
Say thank you for
having this party.
327
00:13:31.636 --> 00:13:33.725
Thank you!
328
00:13:33.943 --> 00:13:35.553
Hi. Hey there, everyone.
329
00:13:37.077 --> 00:13:38.252
I hope everyone's over 21.
330
00:13:38.426 --> 00:13:41.821
Oh! She's pretty and funny.
Baby, please drive safe.
331
00:13:41.908 --> 00:13:43.300
It's coming down
out there, okay?
332
00:13:43.387 --> 00:13:45.781
Don't do anything stupid
like I would do, all right?
333
00:13:45.868 --> 00:13:47.957
And everyone, please drive safe.
334
00:13:48.566 --> 00:13:49.567
Use Uber.
335
00:13:49.654 --> 00:13:51.700
Crash if you need to.
336
00:13:51.831 --> 00:13:53.571
Don't stay the night,
but take Uber
337
00:13:53.658 --> 00:13:55.704
and don't sue
the fuck out of us,
thank you very much.
338
00:13:55.791 --> 00:13:58.794
Say bye to Lisa, everyone.
My little sweet flower. Bye!
339
00:13:58.881 --> 00:14:00.622
We love you, baby.
Be safe, please.
340
00:14:00.709 --> 00:14:02.363
Don't go crazy. What? I can't hear you.
341
00:14:02.450 --> 00:14:04.931
Okay, bye.
342
00:14:05.018 --> 00:14:06.889
All right,
now for the main event.
343
00:14:06.976 --> 00:14:08.369
The entertainment
for the evening.
344
00:14:08.760 --> 00:14:10.371
Everyone's favorite garage band
345
00:14:10.458 --> 00:14:12.286
they got finger-banged to
in the janitor closet,
346
00:14:12.373 --> 00:14:13.678
What The Dilly-O.
347
00:14:22.687 --> 00:14:25.429
♪ I was like, good gracious
Ass is bodacious ♪
348
00:14:25.560 --> 00:14:27.649
♪ Flirtatious
Tryin' to show patience ♪
349
00:14:27.736 --> 00:14:29.999
♪ Waitin' for the right time
To shoot my steez ♪
350
00:14:30.086 --> 00:14:31.958
♪ Waitin' for the right time
To flash them keys ♪
351
00:14:32.088 --> 00:14:34.699
♪ Then, uh, I'm leavin'
Please believe in ♪
352
00:14:34.786 --> 00:14:36.614
♪ Me and the rest
Of my heathens ♪
353
00:14:36.701 --> 00:14:38.616
♪ Check it, got it locked at
The top of the Four Seasons ♪
354
00:14:38.703 --> 00:14:39.704
♪ Penthouse, roof top... ♪
355
00:14:46.015 --> 00:14:48.148
I saw a dead squirrel
in the driveway.
356
00:14:48.931 --> 00:14:50.672
Oh, okay, so here, this is...
357
00:14:50.759 --> 00:14:52.152
Yeah, here he is.
This is my little Fynn.
358
00:14:52.239 --> 00:14:53.718
Spelled with a Y.Oh, my gosh.
359
00:14:53.805 --> 00:14:55.590
I'm so happy
that name is popular again.
360
00:14:55.677 --> 00:14:57.026
Well, you can see
he's so beguiling.
361
00:14:57.113 --> 00:14:58.027
Hmm.
362
00:14:58.593 --> 00:14:59.942
What--
What about you, Jas?
363
00:15:01.944 --> 00:15:03.467
Will you guys excuse me?
I have to go pee.
364
00:15:03.554 --> 00:15:05.687
I have to pee
every five minutes,
and I can't even drink.
365
00:15:05.817 --> 00:15:07.384
- Oh. I'm-- I'll drink for you.
- Okay.
366
00:15:07.471 --> 00:15:08.516
Love you.
367
00:15:09.430 --> 00:15:12.302
- She seems sad, don't you think?
- Yeah, no, she's in trouble.
368
00:15:12.868 --> 00:15:14.391
Hey. Can I hang with you?
369
00:15:14.870 --> 00:15:16.002
- Yeah. Great.
- Yeah.
370
00:15:16.263 --> 00:15:17.917
It's nice to talk to someone
who's not lactating.
371
00:15:18.221 --> 00:15:19.570
- Thanks.
- Are you...
372
00:15:19.701 --> 00:15:21.050
- Are you on Wordfeud?
- No.
373
00:15:21.137 --> 00:15:23.139
- Evan!
- Guilty. Yeah, sorry.
374
00:15:23.226 --> 00:15:25.620
- Sorry. Sorry.
- You have officially
failed your reunion.
375
00:15:25.707 --> 00:15:27.361
- Really?
-Give me your hand.
376
00:15:27.448 --> 00:15:29.363
- Okay.
-There's still time
to turn it around.
377
00:15:29.450 --> 00:15:31.408
- Let's go dance.
- Are we doing this? Oh, God.
378
00:15:31.495 --> 00:15:33.671
Oh, come on.
You used to be a great dancer.
379
00:15:33.758 --> 00:15:35.021
Let's see it.
380
00:15:35.108 --> 00:15:36.370
Come on, you got it.
381
00:15:36.457 --> 00:15:39.068
- Don't be shy.
- I am really-- I'm shy.
382
00:15:39.155 --> 00:15:40.983
Oh. Do you ever
make it to New York?
383
00:15:41.114 --> 00:15:42.376
- To New York?
-Yeah.
384
00:15:42.463 --> 00:15:43.420
Not really, no.
385
00:15:43.943 --> 00:15:46.032
Really?
'Cause your Tinder profile
says otherwise.
386
00:15:46.119 --> 00:15:47.337
What is this?
387
00:15:47.424 --> 00:15:49.557
- Are you cockblocking yourself?
- No!
388
00:15:49.644 --> 00:15:51.689
- That is a block of a cock.
- Give me-- I-- Stop.
389
00:15:51.776 --> 00:15:53.691
Why does everyone
give me shit about that?
390
00:15:53.778 --> 00:15:55.650
I like it. It doesn't matter.
391
00:15:55.737 --> 00:15:57.608
I mean, it'd be cool
if you were trying to bang
392
00:15:57.695 --> 00:15:58.958
the Creature
from the Black Lagoon.
393
00:16:00.829 --> 00:16:02.483
Seems like
you're on Tinder too now.
394
00:16:02.657 --> 00:16:04.441
- Yeah. Unfortunately.
- Yeah.
395
00:16:04.528 --> 00:16:06.095
I meant, how's it been going?
396
00:16:06.182 --> 00:16:07.967
It's the worst.
But you know, actually,
397
00:16:08.054 --> 00:16:11.274
I would say that the worst date
still in sophomore year.
398
00:16:11.405 --> 00:16:13.929
We smoked a blunt
- in the parking lot.
- Yes, we did.
399
00:16:14.060 --> 00:16:15.626
You didn't talk to me for,
like, two hours.
400
00:16:15.713 --> 00:16:17.715
Yeah, 'cause I thought
- I was dying.
- Yeah?
401
00:16:18.368 --> 00:16:19.282
You know?
402
00:16:19.717 --> 00:16:21.241
And you avoided me
for the rest of the school year.
403
00:16:21.328 --> 00:16:23.156
Yeah. Yeah,
thank you for reminding me
404
00:16:23.243 --> 00:16:25.158
of my most
humiliating date ever.
405
00:16:25.245 --> 00:16:26.333
-You're welcome.
- Thank you.
406
00:16:26.420 --> 00:16:28.857
It was so bad,
I would give you a redo.
407
00:16:29.162 --> 00:16:30.032
Really?
408
00:16:30.728 --> 00:16:32.165
I appreciate the pity.
409
00:16:32.252 --> 00:16:33.383
You're safe with me.
410
00:16:34.297 --> 00:16:35.385
Oh, Jesus.
411
00:16:35.690 --> 00:16:37.170
I don't think Mathew's wife
would appreciate that.
412
00:16:37.257 --> 00:16:39.824
- Oh, it's a party.
- That's a really
cool move, though.
413
00:16:39.911 --> 00:16:41.913
- Hey!
- Yeah!
414
00:16:42.392 --> 00:16:43.698
- Fucking love it.
- Come on!
415
00:16:47.745 --> 00:16:49.530
Man.
416
00:16:52.620 --> 00:16:53.534
Oh.
417
00:16:54.535 --> 00:16:56.145
Hey.
418
00:16:58.104 --> 00:16:59.061
Yeah!
419
00:16:59.540 --> 00:17:00.758
-Knock it off.
- Whoa.
420
00:17:02.586 --> 00:17:04.371
Oh, God, it's getting
- heated over there.
- What's up?
421
00:17:04.458 --> 00:17:06.068
Hey, come on, Meagan.
We partying.
422
00:17:06.155 --> 00:17:08.157
- Baby, what you talking about?
- We fighting.
423
00:17:10.116 --> 00:17:12.683
- Whoa! Whoa!
- I just said, knock it off!
424
00:17:14.381 --> 00:17:16.992
You almost broke
my fucking arm, you sociopath!
425
00:17:17.079 --> 00:17:19.342
Hey, hey, hey!
Come on, you guys. Calm down.
426
00:17:19.429 --> 00:17:21.083
- It's good, it's a party.
- No, I'm not calming down.
427
00:17:21.170 --> 00:17:22.084
She's fucking crazy.
428
00:17:22.693 --> 00:17:23.825
And guess what?
I'm pressing charges.
That's right.
429
00:17:24.130 --> 00:17:25.305
- You a police officer. Yeah.
- You gonna press charges?
430
00:17:25.522 --> 00:17:28.656
You gonna press fucking charges?
You know what? Fuck you!
431
00:17:28.743 --> 00:17:30.397
- Meagan?
- All of this!
432
00:17:30.484 --> 00:17:31.876
Fuck it all!
433
00:17:32.312 --> 00:17:34.053
It's okay, buddy. Calm down.
434
00:17:34.140 --> 00:17:35.402
Okay... RAY: Crazy-ass ho.
435
00:17:36.098 --> 00:17:37.839
No, no, no, no, no!
436
00:17:37.969 --> 00:17:39.928
-Meet me outside.
- Why you gotta be...
437
00:17:40.233 --> 00:17:41.582
Fuck you, I ain't going outside.
438
00:17:41.669 --> 00:17:43.845
I have something
I'd like to say.
439
00:17:47.675 --> 00:17:49.198
I would like to make a toast.
440
00:17:50.417 --> 00:17:53.115
To the class of 2001.
441
00:17:54.421 --> 00:17:56.031
It's been a long time.
442
00:17:56.684 --> 00:18:00.340
But it's also been
a long time...
443
00:18:01.689 --> 00:18:02.777
coming.
444
00:18:03.778 --> 00:18:04.735
Hmm.
445
00:18:05.736 --> 00:18:07.042
Hello, Mathew.
446
00:18:08.043 --> 00:18:09.088
Miss me?
447
00:18:09.305 --> 00:18:12.439
What? Sorry, I--
I don't know who you are.
448
00:18:12.526 --> 00:18:14.049
Don't you recognize me?
449
00:18:16.791 --> 00:18:19.750
- No... No, I don't.
-Don't look at them.
450
00:18:19.837 --> 00:18:21.491
They can't help you now.
451
00:18:22.971 --> 00:18:24.233
I'll fill in the picture.
452
00:18:26.540 --> 00:18:28.368
I used to have
hair down to here.
453
00:18:28.977 --> 00:18:31.762
You popularly coined it
a hair cape.
454
00:18:32.502 --> 00:18:33.895
Caught on quite well.
455
00:18:37.986 --> 00:18:39.683
It's gotta sting, huh?
456
00:18:40.336 --> 00:18:41.555
Seeing me like this.
457
00:18:42.773 --> 00:18:44.297
Showing up to our reunion
458
00:18:45.211 --> 00:18:48.257
after years of
you all telling me
459
00:18:48.388 --> 00:18:49.954
that I would never make it.
460
00:18:50.216 --> 00:18:54.437
And yet, somehow,
I'm wearing $62 shoes.
461
00:18:55.699 --> 00:18:57.397
So the joke's on you.
462
00:18:59.138 --> 00:19:01.836
If I could just call
the old me...
463
00:19:02.619 --> 00:19:03.620
Oh...
464
00:19:08.016 --> 00:19:09.017
It's ringing.
465
00:19:11.062 --> 00:19:12.020
Hey, Viv.
466
00:19:13.282 --> 00:19:14.457
I'm in the future.
467
00:19:15.719 --> 00:19:16.894
It all worked out.
468
00:19:18.940 --> 00:19:21.116
Winning. Successful.
469
00:19:22.596 --> 00:19:26.165
Yeah. The little sparrow
you tried to crush
470
00:19:26.252 --> 00:19:28.210
has turned into
the golden goose.
471
00:19:29.342 --> 00:19:31.170
I've waited 20 years
to say this.
472
00:19:33.215 --> 00:19:36.566
Ha... ha... ha!
473
00:19:38.916 --> 00:19:40.614
So let's raise our glasses
474
00:19:40.701 --> 00:19:44.095
to the class of
Ridgeview High, yes?
475
00:19:44.226 --> 00:19:46.794
Time to reap what you've sown.
476
00:19:49.536 --> 00:19:50.450
Okay.
477
00:19:50.928 --> 00:19:53.453
That's just the storm, everyone.
Don't freak out. Uh...
478
00:19:53.583 --> 00:19:55.194
Here, some phone light.
479
00:19:55.281 --> 00:19:57.152
Ev, hey, will you come with me?
Find the breaker box?
480
00:19:57.239 --> 00:19:59.023
-Yeah. Yeah.
-I'll be right back.
Don't steal my shit!
481
00:20:00.024 --> 00:20:01.983
Oh, my God, that was crazy, man.
482
00:20:02.070 --> 00:20:04.072
- Do you remember that chick?
- No, actually.
483
00:20:04.159 --> 00:20:06.335
-This is a hell of a house.
-Yeah, thank you.
484
00:20:07.031 --> 00:20:09.164
You gonna get a reach-around
from Jasmine tonight or what?
485
00:20:10.600 --> 00:20:12.167
-I'm serious.
-I-- I--
486
00:20:13.690 --> 00:20:16.215
Well, I'm... Okay, I hope this works.
487
00:20:19.783 --> 00:20:22.177
- Hey! There it is.
- Hey! Thank God!
488
00:20:22.264 --> 00:20:23.961
Hey! Bada bing.
489
00:20:24.048 --> 00:20:25.093
Oh. I just remembered something.
490
00:20:25.180 --> 00:20:26.355
Check this out.
491
00:20:27.095 --> 00:20:30.403
I got something that's gonna
turn the night right around.
492
00:20:30.881 --> 00:20:32.187
What do you got, man?
493
00:20:32.274 --> 00:20:34.494
People are gonna shit
their pants when they see this.
494
00:20:34.581 --> 00:20:36.539
Holy shit, where the fuck
did you get this?
495
00:20:36.626 --> 00:20:38.367
- Oh! Nice shot.
- Oh! Okay.
496
00:20:38.454 --> 00:20:39.803
I didn't pull it
out of my asshole, Evan.
497
00:20:39.890 --> 00:20:42.197
I stole it 20 years ago.
Started out in petty theft
498
00:20:42.284 --> 00:20:44.068
before graduating
to white-collar crime.
499
00:20:44.155 --> 00:20:46.549
This thing is hideous.
I forgot about it.
500
00:20:47.246 --> 00:20:48.856
Okay, I'm gonna go
put this thing on.
501
00:20:48.943 --> 00:20:50.727
Oh, shit, you're gonna go
to the party in it?
502
00:20:50.814 --> 00:20:52.338
Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna go,
"Go, Wildcats!"
503
00:20:52.425 --> 00:20:54.557
Okay. Yeah. Argh!
504
00:20:54.688 --> 00:20:57.256
- Don't let anyone upstairs.
- Okay. Okay.
505
00:21:00.041 --> 00:21:01.738
-Hey.
- Oh, my God.
506
00:21:01.825 --> 00:21:03.958
- Is she okay?
- Yeah. She-- She got the spins.
507
00:21:04.045 --> 00:21:05.351
Oh, my God. What is this?
508
00:21:05.438 --> 00:21:07.048
It's Vivian's yearbook.
509
00:21:07.440 --> 00:21:09.442
Oh. I love the artwork.
510
00:21:09.572 --> 00:21:11.835
Um. Have you seen Ray?
511
00:21:13.010 --> 00:21:14.577
Yeah, he went outside.
512
00:21:16.884 --> 00:21:18.015
Thank you.
513
00:21:20.366 --> 00:21:21.410
Hey.
514
00:21:21.802 --> 00:21:23.020
You okay?
515
00:21:23.194 --> 00:21:24.848
Her crazy ass
tried to stab me with a shoe.
516
00:21:24.935 --> 00:21:26.459
- Huh? You saw that, right?
-I did see that.
517
00:21:26.546 --> 00:21:28.722
But you, you definitely
did take it too far.
518
00:21:28.852 --> 00:21:30.941
First of all, I didn't--
I didn't go that far.
519
00:21:31.028 --> 00:21:32.595
Yes, I gave
a lot of pelvic action.
520
00:21:32.682 --> 00:21:33.944
- That did happen.
- I saw it.
521
00:21:34.031 --> 00:21:35.511
But look, I got sloppy.
522
00:21:35.598 --> 00:21:37.513
I saw her dance with Mathew,
I got a little jealous.
523
00:21:37.600 --> 00:21:39.036
But that was Meagan
doing her Meagan shit.
524
00:21:39.341 --> 00:21:41.387
No, it wasn't Meagan.
- It was you, man.
- Trying to be in my head.
525
00:21:41.474 --> 00:21:44.912
You're acting like, what,
you're 18 years old again?
526
00:21:44.999 --> 00:21:47.523
You dress like
you're 2001 Kanye.
527
00:21:47.610 --> 00:21:50.439
You're working at
the same part-time job
you have been for 13 years.
528
00:21:50.526 --> 00:21:52.354
You're embarrassing
yourself, man.
529
00:21:52.659 --> 00:21:55.096
But, I mean, that's a record
for part-time jobs,
530
00:21:55.183 --> 00:21:58.099
probably, 13 years
without being promoted.
531
00:21:58.186 --> 00:21:59.318
And my point exactly.
532
00:21:59.796 --> 00:22:00.971
Wow!
533
00:22:01.494 --> 00:22:03.278
You're acting like you care
what these motherfuckers think.
534
00:22:03.365 --> 00:22:04.975
You didn't even want
to come to this fucking party.
535
00:22:05.846 --> 00:22:08.327
Yeah. You sit with
Meagan in your head.
536
00:22:08.414 --> 00:22:09.850
Do whatever you got to do.
537
00:22:09.980 --> 00:22:11.417
I'm freezing. I'm going inside.
538
00:22:13.375 --> 00:22:15.029
No,
I'm not comfortable with that.
539
00:22:15.116 --> 00:22:17.466
I'm sorry you feel that way.
I'm not gonna do it.
540
00:22:17.553 --> 00:22:19.207
This is the end
of the conversation.
541
00:22:19.294 --> 00:22:20.861
- You good? You okay?
-Yeah.
542
00:22:20.948 --> 00:22:23.037
- How's Ray?
- Oh. He's a dumpster fire.
543
00:22:23.124 --> 00:22:25.082
Come on,
- let's go get another drink.
- No, I can't.
544
00:22:25.213 --> 00:22:27.650
Oh. There's Matty. Hey, buddy.
545
00:22:27.737 --> 00:22:29.696
- Oh, Jesus.
- Did he just slap you
on the butt?
546
00:22:29.826 --> 00:22:31.393
Not hard enough, actually.
547
00:22:33.134 --> 00:22:35.049
Come on,
- let's go get another drink.
- No, I shouldn't.
548
00:22:35.136 --> 00:22:36.790
I have a work thing
tomorrow morning,
549
00:22:36.877 --> 00:22:38.400
and whenever I drink too much,
it's a shit show.
550
00:22:38.487 --> 00:22:41.185
On time. Look at this.
Jell-O shots.
551
00:22:41.272 --> 00:22:42.622
I feel good about this.
This is good.
552
00:22:42.709 --> 00:22:45.146
Thank you so much.
Opportunity awaits.
553
00:22:45.233 --> 00:22:46.626
- Just one.
- Just one.
554
00:22:49.498 --> 00:22:51.805
Triple vodka,
whatever's most expensive.
555
00:22:52.632 --> 00:22:53.763
Mmm.
556
00:22:53.937 --> 00:22:55.330
Have a drink with me. Come on.
557
00:22:55.678 --> 00:22:56.853
One for him.
558
00:22:56.940 --> 00:22:57.985
Yeah.
559
00:22:58.855 --> 00:23:01.510
A toast to
your future congresswoman.
560
00:23:01.597 --> 00:23:03.120
- Cheers.
-Thank you.
561
00:23:04.600 --> 00:23:05.514
Mmm.
562
00:23:06.385 --> 00:23:07.995
Goddamn it, that's good.
Give me another.
563
00:23:08.082 --> 00:23:10.084
Whoo! We're getting
fucked up tonight!
564
00:23:12.565 --> 00:23:13.696
Are you registered to vote?
565
00:23:13.783 --> 00:23:15.176
Nope. I don't trust politicians.
566
00:23:15.698 --> 00:23:16.786
Terrific.
567
00:23:18.962 --> 00:23:20.355
Come on, we gotta be quick.
568
00:23:23.750 --> 00:23:25.491
We need to get out
before we get stuck here.
569
00:23:27.710 --> 00:23:29.103
Hey-o!
570
00:23:29.190 --> 00:23:30.974
Hey-o. Good seeing you.
571
00:23:31.105 --> 00:23:32.454
- Shh.
-I'm not saying anything.
572
00:23:32.541 --> 00:23:34.413
- I'm really drunk.
- No!
573
00:23:35.457 --> 00:23:36.719
Tequila.
574
00:23:36.806 --> 00:23:38.460
- You smell like tequila.
-I do?
575
00:23:38.547 --> 00:23:40.114
Edward 40 Hands.
576
00:23:40.201 --> 00:23:41.376
- Let's do it!
- Let's go!
577
00:23:44.510 --> 00:23:45.728
Hell, yeah!
578
00:23:48.165 --> 00:23:49.906
Man, this is harder
than I remember.
579
00:23:49.993 --> 00:23:51.734
That guy's
casually drinking his.
580
00:23:51.821 --> 00:23:53.214
Put some energy
- in that shit, man!
- Come on!
581
00:23:53.301 --> 00:23:54.345
Come on, Ted!
582
00:23:54.824 --> 00:23:57.131
-Hey, man. We're out.
- Wait, where's everyone going?
583
00:23:57.261 --> 00:23:59.394
- I think it's the storm.
- Why is everyone going home?
584
00:23:59.481 --> 00:24:00.439
Are you the fun police?
585
00:24:00.526 --> 00:24:01.701
Are you making
people leave?
586
00:24:01.788 --> 00:24:04.051
No, it's--Come on, I need to have fun!
587
00:24:04.138 --> 00:24:05.661
- Okay, let's have fun.
-I deserve to have fun.
588
00:24:05.748 --> 00:24:07.663
- You do.
- I work my ass off
year after year.
589
00:24:07.750 --> 00:24:08.925
I don't get a promotion.
590
00:24:09.448 --> 00:24:11.101
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
-My boyfriend got
transferred to London.
591
00:24:11.188 --> 00:24:13.060
- I don't want to know about that.
- He got transferred to London.
592
00:24:13.147 --> 00:24:15.497
Do you know what he said?
He said he doesn't
see a future for us.
593
00:24:15.584 --> 00:24:17.107
- I'm sorry.
- He says that he...
594
00:24:17.717 --> 00:24:19.458
doesn't think
that I'm gonna take to London.
595
00:24:20.589 --> 00:24:22.722
Who fucking says that?
"Take to London."
596
00:24:23.331 --> 00:24:24.854
I like British Bake Off.
597
00:24:24.941 --> 00:24:27.248
-Yeah, I do too.
- I watch The Crown.
598
00:24:27.335 --> 00:24:29.206
- Agreed.
- I used to have really bad teeth
599
00:24:29.293 --> 00:24:31.165
- when I was young, you know?
- Okay. That's okay.
600
00:24:31.252 --> 00:24:32.253
It's okay.
601
00:24:32.340 --> 00:24:33.515
-Bro.
- See you.
602
00:24:33.602 --> 00:24:34.995
Okay, okay.
603
00:24:35.691 --> 00:24:37.737
No, I'm sorry,
I'm not gonna be
that fucking girl
604
00:24:37.824 --> 00:24:39.478
who gets drunk and cries
at a fucking party.
605
00:24:39.565 --> 00:24:41.131
A little too late, but... JASMINE: Annoying!
606
00:24:41.218 --> 00:24:42.916
- You're doing good.
- I just want to have fun.
607
00:24:43.003 --> 00:24:44.308
- Okay.
- I don't care about the blizzard.
608
00:24:44.395 --> 00:24:45.701
I don't care about the snow.
609
00:24:45.788 --> 00:24:48.225
Neither do I.I want you to suck it.
610
00:24:48.312 --> 00:24:50.750
No. I'll have a-- I'll put it
in a glass or something.
611
00:24:50.837 --> 00:24:51.838
- But come on.
- Okay.
612
00:24:52.882 --> 00:24:54.231
Oh, come on.
613
00:24:57.191 --> 00:24:59.367
- Stacy.
- Oh! Ray!
614
00:24:59.454 --> 00:25:00.411
Hi.
615
00:25:00.499 --> 00:25:02.762
Yeah, it's crazy.
616
00:25:02.849 --> 00:25:04.764
How you-- How you been?
617
00:25:04.851 --> 00:25:06.200
Good, good. Really good.
618
00:25:06.287 --> 00:25:07.462
- Yeah?
- It's a magical night, huh?
619
00:25:07.897 --> 00:25:09.986
This has been-- It's so magical.
It's been, like, just beautiful.
620
00:25:10.073 --> 00:25:12.119
Just a great time seeing
everybody and everything,
you know.
621
00:25:12.206 --> 00:25:14.121
Yeah. Ray, honey, can I just
skip in front of you?
622
00:25:14.208 --> 00:25:16.210
Because I'm actually
going for two.
623
00:25:16.297 --> 00:25:18.429
Sorry, but I gotta pee so bad.
624
00:25:18.517 --> 00:25:20.214
If I don't go in there,
I'm gonna pee on myself.
625
00:25:20.301 --> 00:25:21.737
For sure, for sure,
it's just that I'm pregnant.
626
00:25:21.824 --> 00:25:23.391
I get it, yeah. Somebody
knocked you up. That's fine.
627
00:25:23.522 --> 00:25:24.653
That's nice.
It's a beautiful thing.
628
00:25:24.740 --> 00:25:25.741
Gonna have a child
and everything.
629
00:25:26.220 --> 00:25:27.743
But I gotta pee, I'm sorry.
I would let you go first.
630
00:25:27.830 --> 00:25:30.006
Like, if it was the Titanic,
maybe you would go first, but...
631
00:25:30.093 --> 00:25:32.269
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- I'm sorry. Excuse me.
632
00:25:32.356 --> 00:25:34.533
Get out of my way! Sorry!
It's an emergency!
633
00:25:37.536 --> 00:25:38.972
Okay, okay.
634
00:25:40.190 --> 00:25:41.365
Fucking game.
635
00:25:41.496 --> 00:25:42.802
Is everything okay in there?
636
00:25:42.932 --> 00:25:44.673
Um. Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
637
00:25:44.760 --> 00:25:45.718
What-- No.
638
00:25:45.979 --> 00:25:47.676
-Excuse me!
-I said I was fine!
639
00:25:49.373 --> 00:25:51.332
You let me pee first,
and I will help you.
640
00:25:51.637 --> 00:25:52.638
Really?
641
00:25:52.725 --> 00:25:54.248
Yeah. It's not a big deal.
642
00:25:54.335 --> 00:25:55.771
I mean,
I've jerked you off before.
643
00:25:55.858 --> 00:25:57.033
Remember? Eighth grade?
At the movies?
644
00:25:57.468 --> 00:25:58.382
I got no choice.
645
00:25:58.469 --> 00:26:00.167
Yes. Yes, go ahead. Go, go.
646
00:26:03.474 --> 00:26:06.608
I swear I'm only having,
like, one, two more kids, max.
647
00:26:06.695 --> 00:26:09.002
Who gives a fuck? Please.
I gotta pee. Hurry up.
648
00:26:10.264 --> 00:26:11.787
I gotta go. I gotta go.
649
00:26:15.835 --> 00:26:16.792
Okay, I got you.
650
00:26:19.447 --> 00:26:22.145
Down! Down! Okay!
651
00:26:22.624 --> 00:26:24.974
Okay. That's better.
652
00:26:25.061 --> 00:26:26.454
- Yes.
- There we go.
653
00:26:27.107 --> 00:26:28.064
Okay.
654
00:26:28.151 --> 00:26:29.022
Okay.
655
00:26:34.941 --> 00:26:35.985
Okay.
656
00:26:38.945 --> 00:26:41.512
What are you doing?
Ooh. Whoa.
657
00:26:42.383 --> 00:26:43.384
You're really doing this, huh?
658
00:26:43.471 --> 00:26:44.733
For old time's sake.
659
00:26:46.430 --> 00:26:47.910
Oh, shit, that feels so good.
660
00:26:49.216 --> 00:26:50.434
Give us a minute!
661
00:26:50.521 --> 00:26:51.566
-Let's go!
- Yes!
662
00:26:51.653 --> 00:26:54.003
Just--
Just give us 32 seconds!
663
00:27:03.360 --> 00:27:05.188
You okay there?
You all good?
664
00:27:05.449 --> 00:27:06.537
Okay.
665
00:27:11.673 --> 00:27:12.848
Oh, shit.
666
00:27:12.935 --> 00:27:14.676
I got to get these off my hands.
667
00:27:19.246 --> 00:27:20.334
Hey, here.
668
00:27:20.421 --> 00:27:22.031
Oh, man.
Get that.
669
00:27:24.947 --> 00:27:25.818
Let's go!
670
00:27:30.474 --> 00:27:32.825
♪ You were always
671
00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:37.481
♪ Something that I want
672
00:27:43.444 --> 00:27:45.968
♪ You were always
673
00:27:46.665 --> 00:27:50.843
♪ Something that I want
674
00:27:55.195 --> 00:27:58.372
♪ Let's work it out
Let's work it out ♪
675
00:27:58.459 --> 00:28:01.810
♪ Let's work it out
Let's work it out ♪
676
00:28:01.941 --> 00:28:04.813
♪ Let's work it out
Let's work it out ♪
677
00:28:04.944 --> 00:28:07.990
♪ Let's work it out
Let's work it out ♪
678
00:28:08.164 --> 00:28:11.690
♪ Let's work it out
Let's work it out ♪
679
00:28:11.777 --> 00:28:14.605
♪ Let's work it out
Let's work it out ♪
680
00:28:14.736 --> 00:28:17.739
♪ Let's work it out
Let's work it out ♪
681
00:28:17.826 --> 00:28:21.264
♪ Let's work it out
Let's work it out ♪
682
00:29:02.088 --> 00:29:03.089
Hey, Mathew?
683
00:29:25.764 --> 00:29:26.982
Mathew?
684
00:29:42.215 --> 00:29:44.478
Oh, my God!
685
00:29:45.305 --> 00:29:46.567
- Oh, my God!
- Jasmine, you okay?
686
00:29:46.654 --> 00:29:48.308
- What's up?
- Oh, my God. It's Mathew.
687
00:29:48.438 --> 00:29:49.657
Did someone just scream?
688
00:29:49.875 --> 00:29:50.745
Why?
689
00:29:51.354 --> 00:29:52.965
- Wh-- why are you screaming?
-Jesus Christ!
690
00:29:53.052 --> 00:29:55.750
There is frost on my scrotum.
It's freezing in here.
691
00:29:56.707 --> 00:29:57.796
Mathew's dead.
692
00:30:00.015 --> 00:30:01.756
- What?
- What?
693
00:30:04.019 --> 00:30:05.760
I'm sorry.
694
00:30:12.636 --> 00:30:14.247
-Coffee?
-Yes, please.
695
00:30:17.250 --> 00:30:19.121
You want some cream or sugar?
696
00:30:19.208 --> 00:30:20.296
Bourbon.
697
00:30:22.342 --> 00:30:24.474
This is outrageous.
How is there no service?
698
00:30:25.040 --> 00:30:27.216
Mathew said the reception
up here was bad.
699
00:30:27.303 --> 00:30:29.349
I mean, you could try
connecting to the Wi-Fi.
700
00:30:30.524 --> 00:30:32.004
I don't think
that's gonna happen.
701
00:30:32.091 --> 00:30:34.006
Somebody decided
to drown the modem.
702
00:30:35.790 --> 00:30:36.747
Good Lord.
703
00:30:37.792 --> 00:30:38.662
Fuck!
704
00:30:39.925 --> 00:30:42.928
Okay, so we have no Wi-Fi
and the landlines are down.
705
00:30:43.015 --> 00:30:45.408
Perfect. I'm sure it'll take
the Department of Power two days
706
00:30:45.495 --> 00:30:48.324
to get everything running
in this bumblefuck county.
707
00:30:48.411 --> 00:30:50.718
Aren't you running for congress
in this district?
708
00:30:50.805 --> 00:30:53.242
Yes, Jasmine.
That was the plan.
709
00:30:53.329 --> 00:30:55.549
But now, I'm following
the path of Ted Kennedy
710
00:30:55.636 --> 00:30:57.072
with my very own Chappaquiddick.
711
00:30:57.159 --> 00:30:59.118
- Hm.
-Someone has died,
712
00:30:59.205 --> 00:31:01.816
and all you can think about
is your political career.
713
00:31:02.512 --> 00:31:04.123
I feel very sad for you.
714
00:31:04.253 --> 00:31:05.646
If I lose this primary,
715
00:31:05.733 --> 00:31:08.605
a 78-year-old casino pervert
will win this election.
716
00:31:08.692 --> 00:31:09.998
Is that what you want?
717
00:31:10.085 --> 00:31:11.739
Another bronze man
with a shriveled dick
718
00:31:11.826 --> 00:31:13.567
- running this place?
- Come on, stop.
719
00:31:13.654 --> 00:31:14.960
What's his stance on education?
720
00:31:15.047 --> 00:31:16.309
That's what you took from this?
721
00:31:16.396 --> 00:31:17.310
Hey, you guys?
722
00:31:18.093 --> 00:31:20.182
I got a text message
from Mathew.
723
00:31:20.313 --> 00:31:22.663
- When?
-Last night at 4:00 a.m.
724
00:31:22.750 --> 00:31:24.317
I'm just getting it
because I'm charging my phone.
725
00:31:24.404 --> 00:31:25.840
Okay, what does the text say?
726
00:31:27.668 --> 00:31:30.497
Well, spit it out, Miss Park.
We've had enough suspense.
727
00:31:30.584 --> 00:31:32.151
Maybe she's playing a game.
728
00:31:32.281 --> 00:31:33.543
We have to guess?
729
00:31:34.631 --> 00:31:36.372
Uh--He sexted her.
730
00:31:36.459 --> 00:31:38.287
Yeah. How did you know?
731
00:31:38.374 --> 00:31:40.289
Because he sexted me too.
732
00:31:40.420 --> 00:31:42.726
- Oh.
- He was completely wasted.
733
00:31:44.163 --> 00:31:45.686
- Oh, yeah.
-That's disgusting.
734
00:31:46.382 --> 00:31:49.472
We know the man was horny
before he died.
735
00:31:49.559 --> 00:31:52.127
Okay, come on, people.
736
00:31:52.214 --> 00:31:54.347
What's the plan? Walk to town?
737
00:31:54.434 --> 00:31:56.001
That's about a seven-mile walk,
738
00:31:56.088 --> 00:31:57.567
and with the cold
and the weather like this,
739
00:31:57.654 --> 00:32:00.135
you get hypothermia by the time
you hit the end of the driveway.
740
00:32:00.222 --> 00:32:01.093
Um...
741
00:32:01.223 --> 00:32:02.268
Okay, so...
742
00:32:02.659 --> 00:32:04.923
what is your proposal, Evan?
743
00:32:05.010 --> 00:32:07.751
Amanda, I...
Honestly, I don't think
744
00:32:07.838 --> 00:32:09.884
there's much we can do
till the landlines come up.
745
00:32:09.971 --> 00:32:11.712
- How long is that gonna be?
-I don't know.
746
00:32:11.799 --> 00:32:13.888
- I don't know either.
-You're the cop.
747
00:32:13.975 --> 00:32:15.803
Do something.
748
00:32:15.890 --> 00:32:18.632
There might be
some reception outside. Um...
749
00:32:19.459 --> 00:32:21.548
I'll check the front lawn.
You go to the back, Ray.
750
00:32:21.635 --> 00:32:24.029
- Excuse me, run that by me again?
- Go check the back lawn
for reception.
751
00:32:24.116 --> 00:32:26.553
You want me to...
You want me to go outside?
752
00:32:26.640 --> 00:32:29.382
Yeah. See if there's
any reception on your phone.
753
00:32:29.469 --> 00:32:31.384
Yeah, but there's a lot
of snow on the ground,
754
00:32:31.471 --> 00:32:32.472
it's like three feet, man.
755
00:32:32.602 --> 00:32:34.430
I don't want to--
It's cold out there.
756
00:32:34.517 --> 00:32:36.955
Yeah, just go. Just--
I-- Ugh!
757
00:32:37.172 --> 00:32:38.565
Anybody else want to...
758
00:32:40.697 --> 00:32:41.698
Damn.
759
00:32:47.922 --> 00:32:49.315
"Oh, Ray, you..."
760
00:32:49.402 --> 00:32:51.273
"You go out here
and check the back."
761
00:32:51.360 --> 00:32:54.973
"Nobody else 'cause
you do whatever the fuck I say."
762
00:33:14.775 --> 00:33:17.386
Fucking shit.
763
00:33:19.345 --> 00:33:20.563
Fuck.
764
00:33:29.311 --> 00:33:31.444
Dispatch, this is Unit 12.
Do you copy?
765
00:33:43.586 --> 00:33:44.935
These lemons are fake.
766
00:33:48.156 --> 00:33:50.463
No luck with the radio.
767
00:33:51.116 --> 00:33:52.334
What about a signal?
768
00:33:53.901 --> 00:33:54.989
So, what do we do?
769
00:33:55.859 --> 00:33:57.861
While I was out there,
something weird I discovered.
770
00:33:57.948 --> 00:33:59.515
All the security cameras
were shut off.
771
00:33:59.646 --> 00:34:01.604
Did you see any tracks
in the back?
772
00:34:01.735 --> 00:34:04.738
Like, footprints in the snow
coming or going from the house?
773
00:34:05.434 --> 00:34:06.522
No, I actually didn't.
774
00:34:06.870 --> 00:34:09.786
I was hoping to see some
so I wouldn't have to tread
775
00:34:09.873 --> 00:34:11.658
through three feet
of fucking snow.
776
00:34:12.180 --> 00:34:14.313
Does anyone know
when the storm ended last night?
777
00:34:15.314 --> 00:34:18.534
Yeah, it was supposed
to be after, what, 3:00 a.m.?
778
00:34:18.621 --> 00:34:21.276
And what time did
Mathew text you?
779
00:34:21.363 --> 00:34:23.583
- Like 4:00 a.m.
- So if there's no footprints
780
00:34:23.670 --> 00:34:25.585
or car tracks in the snow,
781
00:34:25.672 --> 00:34:29.067
that means no one
left the party after 3:00 a.m.,
782
00:34:29.154 --> 00:34:32.157
and Mathew had been alive
for at least an hour,
783
00:34:32.244 --> 00:34:34.072
because he didn't text you
till 4:00 a.m.
784
00:34:34.463 --> 00:34:35.421
Right.
785
00:34:36.117 --> 00:34:37.075
And that means...
786
00:34:37.162 --> 00:34:38.946
That means Mathew...
787
00:34:40.339 --> 00:34:44.125
was murdered after
the other guests were gone.
788
00:34:45.083 --> 00:34:46.954
So, what are you trying to say?
789
00:34:47.868 --> 00:34:49.870
That the killer is one of us.
790
00:35:05.973 --> 00:35:08.062
Okay, I'm just gonna say
what everyone is thinking.
791
00:35:08.149 --> 00:35:10.108
Yes, we should say how we feel.
792
00:35:10.282 --> 00:35:11.631
Be honest.
793
00:35:11.718 --> 00:35:12.936
That's not-- No.
794
00:35:13.023 --> 00:35:14.068
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Evan, grab her arms.
795
00:35:14.155 --> 00:35:15.330
- What? No!
- What do you mean, grab her?
796
00:35:15.417 --> 00:35:17.027
There has to be rope
or something somewhere.
797
00:35:17.115 --> 00:35:19.465
- Rope?
- Come on.
We all know that it's her.
798
00:35:19.552 --> 00:35:21.684
- I mean, look at her.
- How dare you?
799
00:35:21.771 --> 00:35:23.469
This is
my deceased mother's smock.
800
00:35:23.556 --> 00:35:25.558
We all saw her Charles Manson
yearbook, no?
801
00:35:25.645 --> 00:35:28.474
-Yes.
- Okay? And she called
Mathew out last night
802
00:35:28.561 --> 00:35:30.563
- in front of everybody.
-Amanda,
put the knife down.
803
00:35:30.650 --> 00:35:33.435
Okay, fine.
But if she slits your throats,
804
00:35:33.522 --> 00:35:34.741
not my fault.
805
00:35:34.958 --> 00:35:36.264
Okay, just breathe
for a second. Oh!
806
00:35:36.351 --> 00:35:38.527
- Stop!
- I'm being assaulted!
I'm being assaulted!
807
00:35:38.614 --> 00:35:41.530
You point a knife at me again,
and I will murder you too.
808
00:35:43.053 --> 00:35:44.142
She just confessed.
809
00:35:45.230 --> 00:35:48.407
No, I meant if you murder me,
I'm gonna murder you back.
810
00:35:48.494 --> 00:35:50.017
To be clear,
I've never killed anyone.
811
00:35:50.104 --> 00:35:51.366
This will be my first kill.
812
00:35:51.888 --> 00:35:53.977
If you could just say that
real quick one more time.
813
00:35:54.064 --> 00:35:55.544
- Fine. Fine. I'm Vivian Chase.
-Stop.
814
00:35:55.631 --> 00:35:58.417
Okay,
everybody chill the fuck out.
815
00:35:58.504 --> 00:35:59.505
Damn!
816
00:35:59.592 --> 00:36:01.420
What the fuck is wrong
with y'all?
817
00:36:01.898 --> 00:36:02.943
It's only been 20 minutes,
818
00:36:03.204 --> 00:36:04.901
y'all acting like
this is The Hunger Games.
819
00:36:05.032 --> 00:36:07.861
Now, look, Vivian got
shit-faced last night.
820
00:36:07.948 --> 00:36:09.384
But just because
she got sloppy drunk
821
00:36:09.471 --> 00:36:11.256
doesn't mean she's a murderer.
822
00:36:11.343 --> 00:36:12.605
- Okay?
- Ah-ha!
823
00:36:12.692 --> 00:36:14.041
And look, if we could be real,
824
00:36:14.128 --> 00:36:16.130
all of us had a little beef
with Mathew, okay?
825
00:36:16.217 --> 00:36:19.307
He was a preppy,
Hugo Boss-shirt-wearing asshole.
826
00:36:19.394 --> 00:36:20.569
Rest in peace.
827
00:36:20.656 --> 00:36:21.744
Yes, rest in peace.
828
00:36:21.831 --> 00:36:23.224
Look, y'all, in high school,
829
00:36:23.311 --> 00:36:24.965
we all had these
little weird grudges.
830
00:36:25.052 --> 00:36:26.749
It's just us being
high schoolers, okay?
831
00:36:26.836 --> 00:36:29.230
It's people you still
don't fucking like, okay?
832
00:36:29.317 --> 00:36:30.449
Look, I'll give you
a perfect example.
833
00:36:30.623 --> 00:36:32.712
The person I know
that hated Mathew the most...
834
00:36:32.799 --> 00:36:35.889
...I'm just
being straight up, is Evan.
835
00:36:36.106 --> 00:36:38.718
I mean, he talked hella shit
about Mathew all the time.
836
00:36:38.805 --> 00:36:41.242
Like, all the time.
837
00:36:42.983 --> 00:36:45.203
But that doesn't mean
he did anything, you know?
838
00:36:45.290 --> 00:36:47.248
That's right. I remember.
839
00:36:47.857 --> 00:36:51.731
Mr. West was
the all-American receiver.
840
00:36:51.818 --> 00:36:53.298
Destined for glory,
841
00:36:53.385 --> 00:36:55.952
and then cut down
in the prime of his life.
842
00:36:56.039 --> 00:36:57.084
Junior year.
843
00:36:57.215 --> 00:36:59.739
I had a scholarship to Michigan.
Full ride.
844
00:37:00.305 --> 00:37:02.872
And one practice,
Mathew hit me a little too hard
845
00:37:02.959 --> 00:37:04.439
and shattered my knee
into 15 places.
846
00:37:04.526 --> 00:37:06.441
And I lost my scholarship.
That's true.
847
00:37:06.528 --> 00:37:08.748
- True.
-
Doomed for a life of mediocrity
848
00:37:08.835 --> 00:37:10.750
in a town you grew up in.
849
00:37:12.360 --> 00:37:14.536
I bet that made you
pretty angry, Mr. West.
850
00:37:15.145 --> 00:37:16.321
Or, dare I say,
851
00:37:16.408 --> 00:37:17.670
murderous?
852
00:37:20.020 --> 00:37:21.935
It's just the way
you say shit, man.
853
00:37:22.022 --> 00:37:23.719
It's just so fucking intense.
854
00:37:23.806 --> 00:37:25.155
He didn't do--It's true.
855
00:37:25.243 --> 00:37:27.201
Fuck-- Shut up.
Fuck what you talkin' about?
856
00:37:27.288 --> 00:37:29.464
- You're drunk.
- It's true. It's true.
I didn't like Mathew a lot.
857
00:37:29.638 --> 00:37:30.987
I didn't, but I didn't kill him.
858
00:37:31.553 --> 00:37:33.947
Can we agree, can we just
calm down for a second?
859
00:37:34.034 --> 00:37:36.166
No one's assuming
anyone is anything.
860
00:37:36.254 --> 00:37:38.125
I just think we need
861
00:37:38.430 --> 00:37:40.562
a moment to relax,
eat something. Yeah.
862
00:37:40.693 --> 00:37:41.911
Let's eat something.
We should eat.
863
00:37:42.825 --> 00:37:43.913
Is that cool?
864
00:37:44.523 --> 00:37:46.220
No more pointing fingers,
no anything.
865
00:37:46.742 --> 00:37:48.222
Wow. Top cop.
866
00:37:49.397 --> 00:37:51.660
That's a top cop right there,
coming up with a game plan.
867
00:37:52.008 --> 00:37:54.010
How about we get some food?
Let's eat.
868
00:37:54.097 --> 00:37:55.142
- Yes.
- Let's eat.
869
00:37:55.229 --> 00:37:56.970
Let me see what's in here.
870
00:37:57.057 --> 00:37:59.364
Let's see what Mathew got.
He has...
871
00:38:00.930 --> 00:38:02.149
Eggs, anyone?
872
00:38:22.300 --> 00:38:24.214
Lipstick? Really?
873
00:38:26.173 --> 00:38:28.131
My wife doesn't
even know I'm here.
874
00:38:28.306 --> 00:38:30.699
She's in Boston,
visiting her sister.
875
00:38:32.222 --> 00:38:33.311
Okay.
876
00:38:35.313 --> 00:38:37.184
Is anyone else freezing?
877
00:38:37.271 --> 00:38:38.446
- Yes.
-Yes.
878
00:38:39.012 --> 00:38:40.666
Don't you think
someone should go upstairs
879
00:38:40.753 --> 00:38:43.059
and, you know,
close Mathew's window?
880
00:38:43.495 --> 00:38:45.714
Hey, um, we'll go.
881
00:38:46.454 --> 00:38:48.021
- Yeah.
- We'll go?
882
00:38:48.108 --> 00:38:49.588
Yeah.
- Let's close the window.
-Yeah.
883
00:38:49.675 --> 00:38:51.154
I want you comfortable,
you know?
884
00:38:51.677 --> 00:38:52.678
Be right back.
885
00:38:54.636 --> 00:38:56.377
You'd think this would be warm,
but it's...
886
00:38:57.117 --> 00:38:58.771
actually surprisingly thin.
887
00:38:59.772 --> 00:39:01.469
Thank you for
volunteering us, buddy.
888
00:39:01.600 --> 00:39:02.514
Hey.
889
00:39:02.601 --> 00:39:04.429
Hey, look,
somebody had to step up.
890
00:39:04.516 --> 00:39:07.693
Listen, do not touch anything.
Put the gloves on, okay?
891
00:39:07.780 --> 00:39:09.303
We go in, close the window,
get out.
892
00:39:09.608 --> 00:39:11.174
You think I'm some type
of idiot or something?
893
00:39:11.261 --> 00:39:13.307
I know how crime scenes work.
I watch cop shows all the time.
894
00:39:14.134 --> 00:39:15.875
- Ugh. Shit.
- Oh, Shit.
895
00:39:17.137 --> 00:39:19.226
I heard dead bodies stink,
but not like this.
896
00:39:24.187 --> 00:39:25.841
Come on, let's get out of here.
What are you doing?
897
00:39:25.928 --> 00:39:28.844
Come here, look. Just come here.
Look at this. Look.
898
00:39:28.931 --> 00:39:30.063
Okay.
899
00:39:30.498 --> 00:39:31.891
It's a wardrobe
with a bullet hole in it.
900
00:39:31.978 --> 00:39:33.153
Should I open it?
901
00:39:33.240 --> 00:39:35.198
No. You should not.
902
00:39:35.285 --> 00:39:37.026
Do not open it. No, do not--
What did I say?
903
00:39:37.113 --> 00:39:38.288
Just don't touch anything.
904
00:39:38.376 --> 00:39:39.725
Hey, man, why don't you
do me a favor
905
00:39:39.812 --> 00:39:41.509
and stop complaining
and look around some more.
906
00:39:41.596 --> 00:39:43.119
- For what? What am I looking for?
- I don't know.
907
00:39:43.206 --> 00:39:45.034
Look around. Look for clues.
Look under the bed.
908
00:39:45.121 --> 00:39:46.340
There's a dead body on the bed.
909
00:39:46.427 --> 00:39:48.124
Just look under there, please.
910
00:39:48.647 --> 00:39:53.303
I'm going to look under the bed.
911
00:39:53.391 --> 00:39:55.567
Oh, look, nothing under the bed.
912
00:39:56.045 --> 00:39:58.091
Okay, can we go now, please?
913
00:39:58.178 --> 00:39:59.658
It's starting to smell in here.
Thank you.
914
00:39:59.745 --> 00:40:00.833
Okay.
915
00:40:02.400 --> 00:40:05.359
Wait, wait, hold on. Just think
about this for a second.
916
00:40:05.446 --> 00:40:07.056
None of this seems
strange to you?
917
00:40:07.143 --> 00:40:08.449
All of it seems strange to me.
918
00:40:08.536 --> 00:40:10.408
I mean,
our classmate got shot, yes.
919
00:40:10.495 --> 00:40:12.975
Besides that. Like, why would he
have a window open
920
00:40:13.062 --> 00:40:14.063
in the middle of a blizzard?
921
00:40:14.499 --> 00:40:16.544
I don't know. Maybe he was hot
last night. I don't know.
922
00:40:16.631 --> 00:40:18.372
So you think he got up,
stumbled his ass over there
923
00:40:18.459 --> 00:40:19.939
and opened the fucking window,
and the snow flew in his face
924
00:40:20.026 --> 00:40:21.680
- and he went back to bed?
-Maybe he was shit-faced--
925
00:40:21.767 --> 00:40:22.942
That don't make fucking sense.
926
00:40:23.159 --> 00:40:25.074
Okay, I'm not playing
investigator with you. Okay?
927
00:40:25.161 --> 00:40:26.380
- This is too crazy.
-I'm not trying to.
928
00:40:26.728 --> 00:40:28.687
But there's some obvious shit.
First of all, he got shot twice,
929
00:40:28.817 --> 00:40:30.558
and there's one
random shot in the wardrobe.
930
00:40:30.645 --> 00:40:32.125
Who the fuck they had shooting,
Stevie Wonder?
931
00:40:32.212 --> 00:40:33.256
I don't know.
932
00:40:33.474 --> 00:40:35.345
I'm not an investigator.
This is not what I do.
933
00:40:35.433 --> 00:40:37.086
I'm fucking terrified.
934
00:40:37.173 --> 00:40:39.437
Everybody downstairs
- is terrified, okay?
-Yeah.
935
00:40:39.524 --> 00:40:41.047
There's a murderer
running around here.
936
00:40:41.351 --> 00:40:43.571
We can't just sit around
getting fucking shit-faced
with Mr. Buckley.
937
00:40:43.658 --> 00:40:44.703
We need to figure this shit out.
938
00:40:44.790 --> 00:40:46.618
Matter of fact,
you got to step up, man.
939
00:40:46.705 --> 00:40:49.664
We need some leadership
right now. Come on, man.
940
00:40:50.752 --> 00:40:52.145
- Come on.
-Okay, okay.
941
00:40:52.754 --> 00:40:54.669
First, we got to find
the murder weapon, right?
942
00:40:55.670 --> 00:40:57.367
Don't give me that-- I know--
943
00:40:57.455 --> 00:40:59.544
Because you know, you're prep--
You're ready for this shit.
944
00:40:59.631 --> 00:41:01.197
- I know.
- This is your time to shine.
945
00:41:01.328 --> 00:41:02.721
- Gotta be cool about this.
- Okay, we'll be cool.
946
00:41:02.808 --> 00:41:03.809
But I'm excited.
I can't help it.
947
00:41:06.594 --> 00:41:08.204
What is it that you, um...
948
00:41:09.031 --> 00:41:10.206
that you do, exactly?
949
00:41:11.164 --> 00:41:12.426
What do you mean?
950
00:41:12.513 --> 00:41:15.211
Your occupation. Lawyer? Doctor?
951
00:41:15.690 --> 00:41:16.778
Uh. No.
952
00:41:16.865 --> 00:41:19.302
Those types of jobs
are very difficult
953
00:41:19.389 --> 00:41:20.826
when you're
neurologically diverse.
954
00:41:21.696 --> 00:41:24.090
You're schizo.
That makes more sense.
955
00:41:24.177 --> 00:41:27.397
No, I suffer from somnambulism.
956
00:41:28.834 --> 00:41:29.791
Sleepwalking.
957
00:41:29.878 --> 00:41:31.227
But to answer your question,
958
00:41:31.314 --> 00:41:33.360
what I do day-to-day for work
959
00:41:33.447 --> 00:41:35.754
is I am an online vigilante.
960
00:41:37.407 --> 00:41:38.844
And what is that, exactly?
961
00:41:38.931 --> 00:41:40.976
Hm. Well, we help the helpless.
962
00:41:41.411 --> 00:41:43.718
We speak for those
who have no voice.
963
00:41:44.763 --> 00:41:47.069
We walk the walk.
We talk the talk.
964
00:41:48.070 --> 00:41:52.727
I guess I'm most famous for
rescuing the Anderson children.
965
00:41:53.989 --> 00:41:55.034
Oh, wow.
966
00:41:57.123 --> 00:41:58.254
Please don't touch the photo.
967
00:41:59.473 --> 00:42:00.561
Oh.
968
00:42:00.779 --> 00:42:02.476
So you rescue cats?
969
00:42:02.563 --> 00:42:04.565
Yeah. Harder than humans.
970
00:42:04.652 --> 00:42:06.698
You have no idea how hard it is
971
00:42:06.785 --> 00:42:10.310
to find an unspayed tabby
in Essex County, do you?
972
00:42:10.397 --> 00:42:12.921
Oh. They all look the same.
973
00:42:13.748 --> 00:42:16.055
So you're, uh, one of
those weird trolls
974
00:42:16.142 --> 00:42:17.970
from Don't Fuck with Cats.
975
00:42:18.057 --> 00:42:19.188
She brought it up.
976
00:42:19.362 --> 00:42:20.494
Here we go.
977
00:42:20.929 --> 00:42:23.584
Legally, I'm not
allowed to talk about the film.
978
00:42:24.019 --> 00:42:25.847
People are taping us.
979
00:42:26.848 --> 00:42:28.241
There's cameras.
980
00:42:28.328 --> 00:42:30.504
You have to speak up.
There's-- I can't...
981
00:42:30.591 --> 00:42:34.421
I was cut
from the final product.
982
00:42:34.943 --> 00:42:36.423
There was an incident.
983
00:42:36.641 --> 00:42:38.120
Oh, God.
984
00:42:38.207 --> 00:42:39.339
Let's just put it this way.
985
00:42:39.687 --> 00:42:42.037
They wouldn't have
caught the guy without me.
986
00:42:42.124 --> 00:42:44.692
Does that pay well?
Googling cats?
987
00:42:44.779 --> 00:42:45.780
Are you interrogating me?
988
00:42:45.911 --> 00:42:47.260
Okay, let's just
leave her alone.
989
00:42:47.390 --> 00:42:49.741
Oh, no, no, no. I'm just trying
to make conversation.
990
00:42:49.828 --> 00:42:51.351
We're snowbound,
and I don't want to be
991
00:42:51.481 --> 00:42:54.093
the first one to get eaten
by the Donner Party.
992
00:42:54.397 --> 00:42:55.964
Oh.
We have gone from murder
993
00:42:56.051 --> 00:42:57.531
to cannibalism very quickly.
994
00:42:57.618 --> 00:42:59.664
Hey, guys,
if you're done with breakfast,
995
00:42:59.751 --> 00:43:01.709
I want to talk to you in
the living room. Is that cool?
996
00:43:04.451 --> 00:43:07.236
Okay, here's the plan, guys.
997
00:43:07.323 --> 00:43:08.803
We're gonna search the house
for the gun.
998
00:43:08.890 --> 00:43:10.762
And when we find the gun,
we find the killer.
999
00:43:10.849 --> 00:43:13.460
Clearly the weapon
is in Murder Poppins' bag.
1000
00:43:14.461 --> 00:43:15.854
I thought her name was Mary.
1001
00:43:15.941 --> 00:43:18.073
How about this. Circle up.
Bring it in. Come on.
1002
00:43:19.379 --> 00:43:22.817
Now can you please
put your hands
1003
00:43:22.904 --> 00:43:25.254
in the pocket or purse
of whoever's next to you
1004
00:43:25.341 --> 00:43:26.647
and pull out the contents?
1005
00:43:27.039 --> 00:43:29.476
- What?
- Just everyone...
1006
00:43:29.563 --> 00:43:30.695
Okay.
1007
00:43:30.782 --> 00:43:32.044
Where are your pockets?
1008
00:43:32.261 --> 00:43:34.524
- Yeah, come on.
- Okay.
1009
00:43:34.612 --> 00:43:36.439
You have nothing to hide.
Let's do this.
1010
00:43:36.526 --> 00:43:38.093
- Ouch. Watch it.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
1011
00:43:42.794 --> 00:43:44.143
-Sorry.
- Jeez.
1012
00:43:46.101 --> 00:43:47.189
Where'd you get this?
1013
00:43:48.190 --> 00:43:50.758
Oh, uh, I picked it up
off the floor last night.
1014
00:43:50.845 --> 00:43:52.412
I think somebody was dancing
a little too hard.
1015
00:43:52.499 --> 00:43:54.109
Probably lost an earring,
you know.
1016
00:43:54.544 --> 00:43:56.111
-Hm. More cats.
-Everyone good?
1017
00:43:56.242 --> 00:43:58.200
Nothing, right?
No one found anything?
1018
00:43:58.331 --> 00:43:59.593
- Amanda?
- Yes.
1019
00:44:01.247 --> 00:44:03.423
Great,
let's start searching upstairs.
1020
00:44:03.510 --> 00:44:04.990
Let's start with Vivian's room.
1021
00:44:08.297 --> 00:44:09.559
I didn't make my bed.
1022
00:44:37.544 --> 00:44:39.764
There's no gun in the closet.
1023
00:44:51.601 --> 00:44:52.690
Clear.
1024
00:44:53.299 --> 00:44:54.256
What?
1025
00:44:54.343 --> 00:44:55.431
Clear.
1026
00:45:22.937 --> 00:45:24.025
Hey.
1027
00:45:24.591 --> 00:45:26.506
- Did you find something?
- Me? Nothing.
1028
00:45:26.593 --> 00:45:28.290
What is that? Ah!
1029
00:45:29.509 --> 00:45:31.424
- Amanda! Where are you going?
-Hey! Hey!
1030
00:45:31.554 --> 00:45:32.512
Stop!
1031
00:45:32.599 --> 00:45:34.993
We've got a murderer! Get her!
1032
00:45:35.080 --> 00:45:36.037
- Get her!
-She's running!
1033
00:45:36.734 --> 00:45:38.866
I got it! I got it!
1034
00:45:38.997 --> 00:45:41.216
-Come on! Push! Push!
-
1035
00:45:43.697 --> 00:45:45.133
No! No!
1036
00:45:45.220 --> 00:45:46.744
Okay, grab it! Grab it!
1037
00:45:46.831 --> 00:45:48.006
No!
1038
00:45:53.098 --> 00:45:55.187
I have that same TV
in my kitchen.
1039
00:45:59.713 --> 00:46:01.715
[ON TAPE] Is it on? MATHEW: [ON TAPE] Yes, it's on.
1040
00:46:02.542 --> 00:46:03.804
Make sure you're recording.
1041
00:46:04.109 --> 00:46:05.588
You sure
you want to do this?
1042
00:46:06.764 --> 00:46:08.766
Read my fucking slogan.
1043
00:46:10.898 --> 00:46:12.770
That is a fascist slogan.
1044
00:46:14.728 --> 00:46:16.730
I'm gonna be class president.
1045
00:46:17.905 --> 00:46:18.950
Stop it.
1046
00:46:19.646 --> 00:46:20.952
Okay, car's gone.
1047
00:46:21.039 --> 00:46:22.692
Tina's parents are on vacation,
1048
00:46:22.780 --> 00:46:25.957
which means that little skank
is home alone.
1049
00:46:26.044 --> 00:46:27.306
Amanda, put your mask on.
1050
00:46:29.177 --> 00:46:31.005
- Is that Tina Ripley's house?
- Yeah.
1051
00:46:31.092 --> 00:46:32.746
She had to drop out
of the election
1052
00:46:32.833 --> 00:46:34.792
because she was in the hospital
or something.
1053
00:46:34.879 --> 00:46:36.881
Yeah, she had this nut allergy.
1054
00:46:39.753 --> 00:46:40.710
Shh.
1055
00:46:42.930 --> 00:46:45.150
Okay, quiet, quiet.
1056
00:46:45.237 --> 00:46:46.455
Hey, Tina.
1057
00:46:47.848 --> 00:46:50.677
Tina. Good morning!
1058
00:46:50.764 --> 00:46:52.200
- Oh, shit!
-Oh, my God!
1059
00:46:52.287 --> 00:46:53.636
Fuck!
1060
00:46:53.723 --> 00:46:55.725
Go! Go! Go!
1061
00:46:55.856 --> 00:46:57.249
Amanda, Jesus Christ,
1062
00:46:57.336 --> 00:46:59.164
she was in a coma
for three weeks.
1063
00:46:59.251 --> 00:47:01.253
Not my fault she didn't have
her EpiPen on her.
1064
00:47:06.345 --> 00:47:07.737
Hey, Mathew,
1065
00:47:08.303 --> 00:47:11.176
get over here and make out
with the next class president.
1066
00:47:11.567 --> 00:47:13.526
You look good from here.
1067
00:47:14.570 --> 00:47:15.789
This looks bad.
1068
00:47:16.485 --> 00:47:18.139
Oh, my God!
1069
00:47:18.226 --> 00:47:20.576
What are you doing?
Get your ass over here.
1070
00:47:20.663 --> 00:47:22.709
Oh, my God, speaking of ass,
1071
00:47:22.883 --> 00:47:24.885
should we try anal tonight?
1072
00:47:26.191 --> 00:47:27.192
Fuck, yeah.
1073
00:47:27.888 --> 00:47:28.976
Right.
1074
00:47:29.368 --> 00:47:31.892
Wait. So you poisoned Tina
just to be class president?
1075
00:47:34.025 --> 00:47:36.288
And she was fine in the end.
1076
00:47:36.810 --> 00:47:38.377
Wow. Wow.
1077
00:47:38.464 --> 00:47:40.727
Okay, this can
never see the light of day.
1078
00:47:41.336 --> 00:47:42.990
Actually, Amanda,
I think it would be helpful
1079
00:47:43.077 --> 00:47:45.340
if you can explain a little bit
about this.
1080
00:47:45.427 --> 00:47:47.038
It's not what you think.
1081
00:47:47.125 --> 00:47:49.214
I had nothing to do
with Mathew's murder.
1082
00:47:49.301 --> 00:47:51.738
Look, nobody said you had
anything to do with his murder.
1083
00:47:51.825 --> 00:47:52.870
That's not what we're saying.
1084
00:47:52.957 --> 00:47:55.307
I am. I think so.
1085
00:47:55.394 --> 00:47:57.700
I mean, Mathew shot the video,
1086
00:47:57.787 --> 00:48:00.616
and then someone shot Mathew.
1087
00:48:00.703 --> 00:48:04.185
Little Miss Peanut Poisoner
is looking mighty suspicious.
1088
00:48:05.534 --> 00:48:06.492
I didn't kill him.
1089
00:48:06.622 --> 00:48:09.060
Okay, well,
if that's the case,
1090
00:48:09.147 --> 00:48:11.236
I just got a question, you know.
1091
00:48:11.323 --> 00:48:14.413
How did you obtain this video
from 20 years ago?
1092
00:48:16.284 --> 00:48:18.983
A few weeks ago,
I received a copy of the tape
1093
00:48:19.070 --> 00:48:21.637
with a note telling me
to wait for instructions.
1094
00:48:21.724 --> 00:48:23.161
Blackmail?
Someone blackmailed you?
1095
00:48:23.248 --> 00:48:24.640
Who would... Who would do that?
1096
00:48:24.727 --> 00:48:26.033
I don't know.
1097
00:48:26.120 --> 00:48:28.122
I thought maybe
it could be Mathew,
1098
00:48:28.209 --> 00:48:31.169
because, well,
because he shot the video.
1099
00:48:31.256 --> 00:48:33.040
But I really had no idea.
1100
00:48:33.127 --> 00:48:36.522
Look, I never wanted
to come to this shitty
1101
00:48:36.609 --> 00:48:38.219
high school reunion, okay?
1102
00:48:38.306 --> 00:48:39.699
Then why did you?
1103
00:48:40.439 --> 00:48:42.876
But then a week ago,
I got another note that said
1104
00:48:42.963 --> 00:48:44.356
I should come to the party,
1105
00:48:44.443 --> 00:48:45.487
go to the garage
1106
00:48:45.661 --> 00:48:47.663
and cut the power
at exactly 10:45 p.m.
1107
00:48:48.012 --> 00:48:50.014
-What?
- Dear God.
1108
00:48:50.144 --> 00:48:51.580
The note said
that if I did that,
1109
00:48:51.667 --> 00:48:53.278
I would find the only copy
of the tape
1110
00:48:53.365 --> 00:48:55.497
in the toolbox
in Mathew's basement.
1111
00:48:55.584 --> 00:48:56.977
Okay,
let me get this straight.
1112
00:48:57.847 --> 00:49:00.415
You shut the power out
at 10:45, right?
1113
00:49:00.546 --> 00:49:01.895
- Mm-hmm.
-Then after that,
1114
00:49:01.982 --> 00:49:04.985
you retrieved the videocassette
from Mathew's basement.
1115
00:49:06.030 --> 00:49:07.074
Then what?
1116
00:49:08.597 --> 00:49:11.165
That was it.
I just went back to the party.
1117
00:49:11.339 --> 00:49:13.863
Raged like it was 2001.
1118
00:49:13.951 --> 00:49:14.908
Huh.
1119
00:49:15.039 --> 00:49:16.518
I will be the first
to admit
1120
00:49:16.605 --> 00:49:17.824
I'm not perfect.
1121
00:49:17.911 --> 00:49:19.521
Sorry.
1122
00:49:19.608 --> 00:49:20.783
I struggle with empathy.
1123
00:49:21.088 --> 00:49:22.176
The tests have proved that.
1124
00:49:22.742 --> 00:49:25.179
And how do they test for that?
1125
00:49:25.266 --> 00:49:27.442
They show you a lot of videos
of dead animals, and...
1126
00:49:29.401 --> 00:49:30.402
I feel nothing.
1127
00:49:32.360 --> 00:49:33.709
I want you to
look at this photo.
1128
00:49:36.321 --> 00:49:37.452
This is Emily.
1129
00:49:37.931 --> 00:49:39.498
She was eaten by owls.
1130
00:49:40.586 --> 00:49:41.587
Nothing?
1131
00:49:42.892 --> 00:49:45.330
The point is,
I am on the verge of victory,
1132
00:49:45.417 --> 00:49:49.334
and my opponent is trying
to lower the age of consent.
1133
00:49:49.421 --> 00:49:51.771
I mean,
I am not gonna throw away
1134
00:49:51.858 --> 00:49:54.904
my entire campaign
and let it all go to shit
1135
00:49:54.992 --> 00:49:57.081
because of a stupid tape
from my childhood.
1136
00:49:57.168 --> 00:49:59.387
I mean... RAY: Look,
it won't do that, okay,
1137
00:49:59.474 --> 00:50:01.563
Amanda, because guess what?
None of us is
gonna leak this tape.
1138
00:50:03.000 --> 00:50:03.870
Good.
1139
00:50:04.262 --> 00:50:05.698
Because, trust me,
1140
00:50:05.785 --> 00:50:07.308
you do not want to
be on my shit list.
1141
00:50:07.395 --> 00:50:11.617
Yes, everyone's seen
what happens to your enemies.
1142
00:50:13.358 --> 00:50:16.187
Dispatch, this is Unit 12.
Do you copy?
1143
00:50:17.927 --> 00:50:19.538
Hey, you know something,
I was thinking...
1144
00:50:20.452 --> 00:50:21.888
who would blackmail Amanda?
1145
00:50:23.281 --> 00:50:24.717
We don't even know
if she's telling the truth.
1146
00:50:24.804 --> 00:50:26.240
She could be making
the whole thing up.
1147
00:50:26.327 --> 00:50:27.676
What if she is
telling the truth?
1148
00:50:27.763 --> 00:50:29.896
Dispatch, this is Unit 12.
Do you copy?
1149
00:50:30.157 --> 00:50:31.028
Fuck.
1150
00:50:31.158 --> 00:50:32.986
The only thing
I could think of is...
1151
00:50:34.466 --> 00:50:36.207
what if Mathew's killer...
1152
00:50:37.556 --> 00:50:39.384
is the one that
blackmailed Amanda
1153
00:50:39.993 --> 00:50:41.647
and had her cut the power off?
1154
00:50:41.734 --> 00:50:42.952
Well...
1155
00:50:43.692 --> 00:50:45.129
why would Mathew's killer
1156
00:50:45.216 --> 00:50:46.478
need Amanda to
cut off the power?
1157
00:50:48.175 --> 00:50:50.482
I don't know, but that's exactly
what we need to find out.
1158
00:50:51.135 --> 00:50:52.658
I haven't been
this pumped in years.
1159
00:50:52.745 --> 00:50:55.443
I feel like I'm in my own
real-life escape room.
1160
00:50:55.574 --> 00:50:57.489
Well, I hope you're thrilled,
1161
00:50:57.576 --> 00:50:58.925
'cause it looks like
we're gonna spend
1162
00:50:59.012 --> 00:51:00.231
another night here.
1163
00:51:00.318 --> 00:51:02.102
I'm only getting
static on the radio.
1164
00:51:02.668 --> 00:51:04.931
Come on, let's go inside.
It's freezing out here.
1165
00:51:14.332 --> 00:51:16.029
Pass the chicken Balti pie, please.
1166
00:51:16.682 --> 00:51:17.770
Uh, sure.
1167
00:51:18.727 --> 00:51:20.990
The cauliflower pizza's
pretty good.
1168
00:51:21.078 --> 00:51:22.949
-Yes, it is.
-It's gluten-free.
1169
00:51:24.081 --> 00:51:25.125
Jesus!
1170
00:51:25.473 --> 00:51:26.735
What's wrong, Amanda?
1171
00:51:26.866 --> 00:51:28.694
What's wrong?
1172
00:51:28.824 --> 00:51:30.739
We're stuck like rats in a maze
1173
00:51:30.826 --> 00:51:33.307
in this goddamn murder house.
1174
00:51:33.394 --> 00:51:35.483
Look, let's try to keep
a positive attitude, okay?
1175
00:51:35.570 --> 00:51:37.964
The house is...
you know, a lot is happening,
1176
00:51:38.051 --> 00:51:39.313
but it's a comfortable place.
1177
00:51:39.661 --> 00:51:41.750
I think Mathew and his wife
did an amazing job with decor.
1178
00:51:41.837 --> 00:51:45.319
Yes, it's a faux Tudor
with a splash of douche.
1179
00:51:45.667 --> 00:51:47.669
I suppose if we're gonna die
in Versace's asshole,
1180
00:51:47.756 --> 00:51:49.497
at least we're surrounded
by the people that we love.
1181
00:51:51.630 --> 00:51:53.545
It is wickedly exciting,
isn't it?
1182
00:51:54.154 --> 00:51:56.461
Nothing makes you
feel more alive
1183
00:51:56.548 --> 00:51:59.246
than to be a stone's throw
from death.
1184
00:51:59.333 --> 00:52:01.074
Easy there, Stephen King.
1185
00:52:02.162 --> 00:52:06.514
♪ Seven little ducklings
Trapped in the snow ♪
1186
00:52:07.124 --> 00:52:08.603
♪ One gets shot
1187
00:52:08.690 --> 00:52:11.650
♪ Now there's six to go ♪
1188
00:52:13.042 --> 00:52:15.480
♪ Whoever dies next
1189
00:52:15.697 --> 00:52:17.656
♪ I hope it's not slow ♪
1190
00:52:19.136 --> 00:52:22.008
That's very good.
1191
00:52:22.530 --> 00:52:24.271
♪ Who can we trust
1192
00:52:24.358 --> 00:52:26.317
♪ Be you friend or foe? ♪
1193
00:52:26.404 --> 00:52:28.710
Hey, okay, Jesus, you're scaring
the shit out of me.
1194
00:52:28.797 --> 00:52:29.755
Yup.
1195
00:52:30.321 --> 00:52:32.105
That's weird. Um...
1196
00:52:32.236 --> 00:52:34.586
Listen, guys,
it's never taken more
1197
00:52:34.673 --> 00:52:37.023
than a couple days
for the landlines to come back
1198
00:52:37.110 --> 00:52:38.242
after a blizzard.
1199
00:52:38.329 --> 00:52:39.373
Uh--
1200
00:52:39.504 --> 00:52:41.070
What the fuck
is she doing with that?
1201
00:52:41.636 --> 00:52:44.465
I am protecting myself.
I felt like that was obvious.
1202
00:52:44.552 --> 00:52:45.553
Oh.
1203
00:52:46.380 --> 00:52:47.686
Someone here is a murderer.
1204
00:52:48.208 --> 00:52:50.819
So I'm taking these weapons
1205
00:52:50.906 --> 00:52:53.474
and I'm barricading myself
in a guest room for the evening.
1206
00:52:53.561 --> 00:52:54.997
Does anyone have a better idea?
1207
00:52:55.172 --> 00:52:58.697
I mean, look, the weapon
of choice is very questionable.
1208
00:53:00.002 --> 00:53:01.830
But you know something?
1209
00:53:01.917 --> 00:53:03.528
That's not a bad idea.
1210
00:53:03.615 --> 00:53:05.094
Actually, it's a great idea.
1211
00:53:05.182 --> 00:53:06.922
We should all go into
one of the guest rooms tonight,
1212
00:53:07.009 --> 00:53:08.054
lock ourselves in.
1213
00:53:08.446 --> 00:53:11.013
If you hear, you see anything,
just scream my name.
1214
00:53:11.144 --> 00:53:13.146
Evan!
- Jesus, what?
1215
00:53:13.277 --> 00:53:14.539
I'm just practicing.
1216
00:54:01.977 --> 00:54:03.283
Holy--
1217
00:54:05.198 --> 00:54:06.243
Shut the fuck up.
1218
00:54:08.897 --> 00:54:12.814
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- No, it's cool. It's cool.
1219
00:54:12.901 --> 00:54:14.120
Hope we didn't wake anyone up.
1220
00:54:14.207 --> 00:54:15.469
What are you doing up?
1221
00:54:16.557 --> 00:54:18.777
I just figured I'd use
the bathroom now before,
1222
00:54:18.864 --> 00:54:20.474
you know,
barricading myself in the room.
1223
00:54:20.561 --> 00:54:22.781
- That's a good plan.
-Jesus.
1224
00:54:23.260 --> 00:54:25.262
- It's a bit of a combat zone.
-Sorry, yeah.
1225
00:54:25.349 --> 00:54:27.176
Except I'm not
winning any Pulitzers.
1226
00:54:27.742 --> 00:54:29.483
No. Well, I hope you do.
1227
00:54:29.570 --> 00:54:31.006
Yeah, it's...
1228
00:54:31.093 --> 00:54:32.921
I hope the next time
we actually meet up--
1229
00:54:33.008 --> 00:54:34.227
No one's murdered.
1230
00:54:34.575 --> 00:54:36.229
Yeah. That would be nice.
That would be good.
1231
00:54:36.316 --> 00:54:37.535
I was gonna say
different circumstances,
1232
00:54:37.622 --> 00:54:39.624
but, yeah, yeah, no murders.
1233
00:54:39.711 --> 00:54:40.799
You know,
I feel like...
1234
00:54:40.929 --> 00:54:42.627
What?
1235
00:54:44.237 --> 00:54:46.413
I feel like the silver lining
in all of this is that
1236
00:54:46.544 --> 00:54:48.241
at least we got to reconnect.
1237
00:54:48.589 --> 00:54:50.504
Yeah, it's kind of weird,
1238
00:54:50.591 --> 00:54:53.115
but I'm kind of glad
I'm stuck here with you.
1239
00:54:55.466 --> 00:54:56.815
- Me too.
- Yeah.
1240
00:54:57.381 --> 00:54:59.426
-Where are you sleeping?
- Uh...
1241
00:55:00.340 --> 00:55:03.865
I don't know, maybe down
the hall or something like that.
1242
00:55:05.476 --> 00:55:07.173
I feel like I'd feel a lot safer
1243
00:55:07.260 --> 00:55:09.175
to know that you were--
you were close.
1244
00:55:10.437 --> 00:55:12.134
Yeah.
1245
00:55:12.221 --> 00:55:14.485
Yeah.
1246
00:55:14.615 --> 00:55:16.356
So I'll talk to you...
1247
00:55:16.965 --> 00:55:20.055
Gonna be probably--
I'll try to see if that room
1248
00:55:20.142 --> 00:55:22.623
or that-- maybe the one
above you is good.
1249
00:55:22.710 --> 00:55:23.972
Do you need anything
from the kitchen?
1250
00:55:24.538 --> 00:55:26.366
I'm just gonna run to
the kitchen real fast.
Is that-- You're good?
1251
00:55:27.019 --> 00:55:28.063
- Hey, Ev.
- Yeah?
1252
00:55:30.370 --> 00:55:33.591
If I die here tonight,
1253
00:55:33.678 --> 00:55:34.896
I just...
1254
00:55:34.983 --> 00:55:36.420
I just want to tell you...
1255
00:55:38.160 --> 00:55:40.249
that your Tinder profile sucks.
1256
00:55:40.337 --> 00:55:41.381
What?
1257
00:55:42.295 --> 00:55:43.775
You've got to
change the picture.
1258
00:55:43.862 --> 00:55:46.691
Help me tom--
whenever we get service up.
1259
00:55:46.778 --> 00:55:48.780
Just help me fix it.
That'll be great, yeah.
1260
00:55:48.867 --> 00:55:49.955
Good advice.
1261
00:55:50.782 --> 00:55:51.957
Good night.
1262
00:56:00.008 --> 00:56:01.227
-Who is it?
- It's me.
1263
00:56:01.314 --> 00:56:02.794
- "Me" who?
- Me, the killer.
1264
00:56:02.881 --> 00:56:03.882
Come on, it's Evan.
1265
00:56:03.969 --> 00:56:05.144
Just open the door.
1266
00:56:06.058 --> 00:56:07.146
-Oh, hey.
- What's up?
1267
00:56:07.276 --> 00:56:08.582
I just wanted to say good night.
1268
00:56:08.669 --> 00:56:10.279
- You okay?
- Good night to you, man.
1269
00:56:10.410 --> 00:56:11.933
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1270
00:56:12.064 --> 00:56:14.675
- Think you gonna sleep tonight?
- I'll try my best.
1271
00:56:14.762 --> 00:56:16.895
I don't know, man.
This is all kinda really weird.
1272
00:56:16.982 --> 00:56:18.636
- It is, man.
- I don't know
what to do about it.
1273
00:56:18.723 --> 00:56:20.986
- How do you feel about it?
- I don't know.
1274
00:56:21.073 --> 00:56:22.335
My wheel's been
turning all night.
1275
00:56:22.466 --> 00:56:23.989
I'm just trying to figure out
who actually did it,
1276
00:56:24.076 --> 00:56:25.643
because I know I need
to do a career change.
1277
00:56:25.730 --> 00:56:28.123
I really think
I could be a professional
1278
00:56:28.210 --> 00:56:29.647
at solving mysteries and stuff.
1279
00:56:30.256 --> 00:56:31.605
What, like Scooby-Doo?
1280
00:56:31.692 --> 00:56:33.520
Have a van
and drive around town?
1281
00:56:33.651 --> 00:56:34.913
We don't necessarily
got to get a van,
1282
00:56:35.000 --> 00:56:36.523
but we can drive around town
solving mys--
1283
00:56:36.871 --> 00:56:38.656
I mean, that sounds cool,
but I'm dead serious.
1284
00:56:38.743 --> 00:56:39.961
Let me tell you this.
1285
00:56:40.048 --> 00:56:41.615
If me and you solve this murder,
1286
00:56:41.702 --> 00:56:43.704
then we could be
private investigators.
1287
00:56:43.791 --> 00:56:45.227
Start our own company.
Best friends.
1288
00:56:45.314 --> 00:56:46.446
I mean, that's...
1289
00:56:48.405 --> 00:56:49.493
Yeah, man.
1290
00:56:49.754 --> 00:56:51.451
- You'll think about it?
- I'll think about it, man.
1291
00:56:51.538 --> 00:56:52.757
Yeah, good night, dude.
1292
00:56:53.192 --> 00:56:55.237
Okay, good night.
Hey, lock your door.
1293
00:56:55.324 --> 00:56:56.848
- Okay.
- You promise to lock your door?
1294
00:56:56.935 --> 00:56:58.502
- I'm gonna lock it. Good night.
- Okay, good. Good night.
1295
00:56:58.589 --> 00:57:00.025
- Good night. Good night.
- Good night.
1296
00:57:00.112 --> 00:57:01.896
- Yo, Ray.
- Good night.
1297
00:57:58.779 --> 00:58:00.520
Theodore Buckley.
1298
00:58:37.514 --> 00:58:38.515
Dirty.
1299
00:58:40.125 --> 00:58:40.995
Vivian?
1300
00:58:41.561 --> 00:58:43.998
Dirty. Dirty. Dirty.
1301
00:58:44.477 --> 00:58:46.610
Can't run. Can't run away.
1302
00:58:46.697 --> 00:58:47.654
Vivian!
1303
00:58:49.787 --> 00:58:51.353
- Vivian.
- Don't.
1304
00:58:53.878 --> 00:58:55.880
- You're sleepwalking.
-It's out there.
1305
00:58:55.967 --> 00:58:57.621
Wake up. Vivian?
1306
00:58:58.796 --> 00:58:59.840
Vivian.
1307
00:59:01.189 --> 00:59:03.322
Vivian, no, no! Hey, wake up.
1308
00:59:03.931 --> 00:59:06.020
No, no, no. No, no, no.
What do we do?
1309
00:59:06.107 --> 00:59:08.066
Stop. Vivian, wake up.
1310
00:59:12.461 --> 00:59:14.507
Now That's What I Call Music.
1311
00:59:16.204 --> 00:59:17.466
Oh, my God.
1312
00:59:17.554 --> 00:59:20.861
Volumes one, two,
1313
00:59:20.948 --> 00:59:21.993
three...
1314
00:59:22.080 --> 00:59:23.472
Let's go to sleep.
1315
00:59:23.560 --> 00:59:25.126
Let's just go
right to the couch.
1316
00:59:25.213 --> 00:59:28.652
I just want one grilled cheese,
because I'm not that hungry.
1317
00:59:28.739 --> 00:59:31.611
Okay, let's go to sleep.
1318
00:59:49.368 --> 00:59:51.196
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
1319
01:00:07.168 --> 01:00:08.474
What the hell?
1320
01:00:19.833 --> 01:00:21.008
What was that?
1321
01:00:21.095 --> 01:00:23.184
What the hell
is going on out there?
1322
01:00:23.271 --> 01:00:25.012
Jasmine. Jasmine.
1323
01:00:25.099 --> 01:00:27.536
Oh, my God. Jasmine.
What happened?
1324
01:00:28.233 --> 01:00:29.495
Okay, stay awake.
You gotta stay awake,
1325
01:00:29.582 --> 01:00:31.018
Okay? Stay awake.
1326
01:00:32.846 --> 01:00:34.456
Why is she on the ground?
Is she unconscious?
1327
01:00:34.674 --> 01:00:36.328
Someone left cereal
on the stairs.
1328
01:00:36.415 --> 01:00:37.546
Everything okay?
1329
01:00:37.634 --> 01:00:40.201
Jasmine, are you okay?
Jasmine! Jasmine!
1330
01:00:40.767 --> 01:00:42.943
It's Mr. Buckley.
1331
01:00:43.117 --> 01:00:44.031
What?
1332
01:00:44.379 --> 01:00:46.207
Mr. Buckley left the cereal
on the stairs.
1333
01:00:46.294 --> 01:00:47.339
Oh, God.
1334
01:00:47.426 --> 01:00:48.557
Another one?
1335
01:00:49.341 --> 01:00:50.559
Is she dead?
1336
01:00:54.259 --> 01:00:55.782
- Ow.
-Okay, sorry. Sorry.
1337
01:00:57.479 --> 01:00:59.351
It's looking a little better.
Swelling's going down.
1338
01:01:04.878 --> 01:01:08.099
I'm sorry that I haven't
been completely honest
1339
01:01:08.186 --> 01:01:09.404
with you guys.
1340
01:01:10.231 --> 01:01:13.887
For several months now,
the paper has been investigating
1341
01:01:13.974 --> 01:01:15.759
a story on Mathew's hedge fund.
1342
01:01:17.108 --> 01:01:18.979
We have reason to believe
that Mathew and his partners
1343
01:01:19.066 --> 01:01:21.373
were embezzling
over $100 million
1344
01:01:21.460 --> 01:01:22.548
of their clients' money.
1345
01:01:22.940 --> 01:01:25.246
I'm not surprised.
It's on brand.
1346
01:01:25.333 --> 01:01:27.205
My editor and I got in a fight
the other night
1347
01:01:27.292 --> 01:01:29.729
because he wanted me
to use this reunion as a way
1348
01:01:29.816 --> 01:01:32.689
to get access
to Mathew's personal computer.
1349
01:01:33.820 --> 01:01:35.996
But that's exactly what you did.
1350
01:01:37.563 --> 01:01:38.825
Well, I wasn't going to.
1351
01:01:39.652 --> 01:01:42.568
And then he passed away
and I figured, why not?
1352
01:01:43.047 --> 01:01:45.049
You know, whatever I find
won't hurt him.
1353
01:01:45.963 --> 01:01:47.704
You conniving little weasel.
1354
01:01:47.791 --> 01:01:49.053
I didn't think
you had it in you.
1355
01:01:49.140 --> 01:01:51.185
Bravo.
1356
01:01:51.272 --> 01:01:53.057
I know. It's unethical
1357
01:01:53.144 --> 01:01:54.928
and totally out of character.
I just...
1358
01:01:56.887 --> 01:01:59.585
I hit a wall at work, and...
1359
01:02:00.325 --> 01:02:03.415
I don't know, I really thought
this story would help my career.
1360
01:02:04.372 --> 01:02:06.505
Yeah, it would.
I'm genuinely impressed.
1361
01:02:06.592 --> 01:02:09.377
All right, so did you actually
find anything on his computer?
1362
01:02:10.074 --> 01:02:11.075
Yeah.
1363
01:02:11.945 --> 01:02:14.905
I found an extensive list
of Mathew's clients.
1364
01:02:14.992 --> 01:02:16.602
And one of the names
that popped up...
1365
01:02:18.517 --> 01:02:19.866
was Theodore Buckley.
1366
01:02:21.476 --> 01:02:22.521
So is it true?
1367
01:02:22.913 --> 01:02:25.350
Is your name Theodore?
1368
01:02:25.916 --> 01:02:28.092
Why don't you tell us
why you're here,
1369
01:02:28.657 --> 01:02:29.789
Mr. Buckley?
1370
01:02:30.094 --> 01:02:31.791
I was invited.
1371
01:02:31.878 --> 01:02:33.140
Don't dodge the question.
1372
01:02:34.011 --> 01:02:35.752
Why would a creepy
old history teacher
1373
01:02:35.839 --> 01:02:38.145
who doesn't like his students
come to their reunion?
1374
01:02:38.711 --> 01:02:40.626
Theodore Buckley
1375
01:02:40.931 --> 01:02:43.324
invested $300,000
1376
01:02:43.411 --> 01:02:45.674
and lost his money
in Mathew's firm.
1377
01:02:45.762 --> 01:02:47.546
Are you suggesting
that I killed Mathew?
1378
01:02:47.938 --> 01:02:51.245
I'm suggesting that Mathew
is responsible
1379
01:02:51.332 --> 01:02:53.073
for losing
your entire life savings.
1380
01:02:53.160 --> 01:02:57.643
I'm suggesting that you must
hate every fiber in his being.
1381
01:02:57.730 --> 01:02:59.950
I do, and I am glad
1382
01:03:00.037 --> 01:03:02.691
that that motherfucking
con man is dead.
1383
01:03:04.389 --> 01:03:06.086
Great. That settles that.
1384
01:03:06.695 --> 01:03:08.001
He ruined me.
1385
01:03:08.610 --> 01:03:10.090
And it wasn't just
my life savings.
1386
01:03:10.177 --> 01:03:12.397
I cashed in my pension.
1387
01:03:12.484 --> 01:03:15.095
I took out a second mortgage.
I gave it all to him.
1388
01:03:15.182 --> 01:03:16.880
So you killed him, right?
1389
01:03:16.967 --> 01:03:19.839
You came to this party
to murder Mathew.
1390
01:03:19.926 --> 01:03:20.797
I don't know!
1391
01:03:22.711 --> 01:03:24.583
I don't know why I came.
1392
01:03:25.279 --> 01:03:26.715
He wouldn't return my calls.
1393
01:03:26.803 --> 01:03:29.327
He completely avoided me
after he lost all my money.
1394
01:03:29.414 --> 01:03:32.809
He just said it was a risk
that every investor takes.
1395
01:03:32.896 --> 01:03:34.636
I was so stupid.
1396
01:03:34.723 --> 01:03:37.639
All he had to do
was buy me some drinks.
1397
01:03:37.814 --> 01:03:39.598
Tell me I was
his favorite teacher,
1398
01:03:39.685 --> 01:03:40.686
which we know is a lie,
1399
01:03:40.860 --> 01:03:42.731
'cause I am
no one's favorite teacher.
1400
01:03:44.211 --> 01:03:45.560
Yeah, no shit.
1401
01:03:46.039 --> 01:03:47.824
The trunk
of that car is open.
1402
01:03:58.530 --> 01:03:59.487
Oh. Fuck.
1403
01:04:03.535 --> 01:04:05.276
No. Meagan.
1404
01:04:05.363 --> 01:04:07.582
It's okay, it's okay.
Hey, it's okay, man. It's okay.
1405
01:04:07.669 --> 01:04:09.671
It's okay. Let's go inside.
Let's go inside.
1406
01:04:10.237 --> 01:04:11.804
What the fuck, yo?
1407
01:04:13.110 --> 01:04:14.111
It's okay.
1408
01:04:20.944 --> 01:04:23.947
Okay, who was the last
person to see Meagan alive?
1409
01:04:24.861 --> 01:04:25.992
I was.
1410
01:04:26.253 --> 01:04:27.733
Did she indicate
to you or to anyone else
1411
01:04:27.820 --> 01:04:28.777
that she was in trouble?
1412
01:04:28.865 --> 01:04:29.909
Of course not.
1413
01:04:29.996 --> 01:04:31.171
Who would want to hurt Meagan?
1414
01:04:31.258 --> 01:04:32.869
Why was this
in your pocket, Ray?
1415
01:04:35.567 --> 01:04:37.134
What is that? What is it?
1416
01:04:37.221 --> 01:04:39.092
-It's an earring.
- It's Meagan's earring.
1417
01:04:39.658 --> 01:04:41.051
I found it in Ray's pocket
1418
01:04:41.138 --> 01:04:42.356
when we were searching
each other yesterday.
1419
01:04:42.443 --> 01:04:43.836
Why do you have that?
1420
01:04:43.923 --> 01:04:45.620
- Let me explain.
-I think any time
1421
01:04:45.707 --> 01:04:47.796
between now and also now
would be great.
1422
01:04:47.884 --> 01:04:48.972
Or maybe even now?
1423
01:04:49.059 --> 01:04:50.538
Look, when we went upstairs
1424
01:04:50.625 --> 01:04:51.888
to close the window
in Mathew's room,
1425
01:04:51.975 --> 01:04:53.150
I found the earring
on the floor.
1426
01:04:53.977 --> 01:04:56.240
And I decided to
put it in my pocket
1427
01:04:56.327 --> 01:04:59.634
- and, um, you know, hide it.
- Why would you do that?
1428
01:04:59.721 --> 01:05:01.636
Because if somebody else
found an earring,
1429
01:05:01.723 --> 01:05:03.900
they probably would blame Meagan
for Mathew's murder.
1430
01:05:03.987 --> 01:05:06.859
Look, she's not capable
of killing anybody.
1431
01:05:06.946 --> 01:05:09.470
The only thing she's ever killed
was my feelings, that's right.
1432
01:05:09.557 --> 01:05:12.560
She fucked me up inside,
but she's not a "killer" killer.
1433
01:05:13.300 --> 01:05:15.041
Okay,
so you were covering for her.
1434
01:05:15.128 --> 01:05:16.521
-That's all I was doing.
- Okay.
1435
01:05:16.608 --> 01:05:17.783
Yes, that's it.
1436
01:05:19.480 --> 01:05:21.265
- Give me your shoe.
- What?
1437
01:05:21.395 --> 01:05:24.094
- No. What are you doing, man?
- Give me your shoe, bro.
1438
01:05:24.181 --> 01:05:26.226
- What you want my shoe for?
- Give me your shoe, Ray.
1439
01:05:26.618 --> 01:05:28.272
Oh, for Christ's sake.
1440
01:05:28.359 --> 01:05:30.274
Now my foot is fucking cold!
1441
01:05:30.361 --> 01:05:32.102
I don't want to fight.
Just take it.
1442
01:05:32.754 --> 01:05:34.191
Why? What?
1443
01:05:34.278 --> 01:05:36.236
I don't know. I'm very lost.
1444
01:05:36.323 --> 01:05:37.716
Everyone's gone crazy!
1445
01:05:43.287 --> 01:05:44.636
Oh, fuck.
1446
01:05:57.301 --> 01:05:58.302
Ray.
1447
01:06:00.304 --> 01:06:01.914
It's your footprints
going to the trunk of the car.
1448
01:06:03.002 --> 01:06:04.612
No, how is that possible?
1449
01:06:04.699 --> 01:06:06.745
Why are your footprints
out there, man?
1450
01:06:06.832 --> 01:06:08.529
- I don't know!
-Come on!
1451
01:06:08.921 --> 01:06:10.705
- Hey.
- Lock him up!
1452
01:06:10.836 --> 01:06:12.751
- Put it down.
-You guys all saw Meagan
1453
01:06:12.838 --> 01:06:15.145
and Ray fighting at the party.
1454
01:06:15.232 --> 01:06:17.582
Screaming, ready to rip
each other's throats out.
1455
01:06:17.669 --> 01:06:19.932
Yes, yes, I remember
the look in their eyes.
1456
01:06:20.019 --> 01:06:22.369
Dancing flames of pure hatred.
1457
01:06:22.456 --> 01:06:24.589
Ray caught Mathew
and Meagan together.
1458
01:06:24.676 --> 01:06:27.635
He walks into Mathew's room,
and then flew into a rage and...
1459
01:06:27.722 --> 01:06:30.508
Bang! Oscar Pistorius.
1460
01:06:31.117 --> 01:06:32.727
So y'all gonna
- believe this bullshit?
-Stop!
1461
01:06:32.814 --> 01:06:34.338
Can we just think
about this a second?
1462
01:06:34.425 --> 01:06:35.948
You have cuffs in the car,
- don't you?
- Yeah.
1463
01:06:36.035 --> 01:06:38.037
So what--AMANDA: So we cuff him
until help arrives.
1464
01:06:38.124 --> 01:06:39.256
Can we cuff who?
1465
01:06:39.386 --> 01:06:41.258
Hold on a second, okay?
We can figure this out.
1466
01:06:41.345 --> 01:06:42.476
How about we vote?
1467
01:06:42.563 --> 01:06:43.956
We do live in a democracy.
1468
01:06:44.043 --> 01:06:45.827
- Do we?
- We do.
1469
01:06:46.437 --> 01:06:48.656
Everyone in favor
in cuffing Ray,
1470
01:06:48.743 --> 01:06:51.137
- raise your hand.
- No, come on. Come on!
1471
01:06:54.097 --> 01:06:56.360
- Well, the people have spoken.
- Okay!
1472
01:06:56.447 --> 01:06:58.057
Fuck it. Whoa!
1473
01:06:58.144 --> 01:07:00.103
I'm not-- You and these weapons.
1474
01:07:00.190 --> 01:07:02.975
You grabbing knives. You get--
What is wrong with you?
1475
01:07:04.063 --> 01:07:05.499
To calm everybody down,
1476
01:07:05.586 --> 01:07:06.631
I'll get cuffed.
1477
01:07:13.638 --> 01:07:15.727
My gosh, we're saved.
We're saved!
1478
01:07:19.600 --> 01:07:20.601
Hello?
1479
01:07:21.950 --> 01:07:23.039
Who's this?
1480
01:07:24.692 --> 01:07:26.999
This is Jasmine Park.
1481
01:07:28.174 --> 01:07:29.741
What are you doing
in my house?
1482
01:07:31.656 --> 01:07:33.049
Oh, fuck!
1483
01:07:35.486 --> 01:07:36.443
Where's Mathew?
1484
01:07:36.704 --> 01:07:38.228
Can you put my husband
on the line, please?
1485
01:07:38.315 --> 01:07:39.794
Hello?
1486
01:08:12.784 --> 01:08:13.959
They're here!
1487
01:08:14.742 --> 01:08:15.961
It's about time.
1488
01:08:17.658 --> 01:08:19.834
Listen, man, I'm gonna keep
the handcuffs on you,
1489
01:08:19.921 --> 01:08:21.140
but I'm gonna walk you
down to my car
1490
01:08:21.227 --> 01:08:22.446
and take you
straight home, okay?
1491
01:08:23.142 --> 01:08:24.622
The state police will do
a full investigation
1492
01:08:24.709 --> 01:08:25.927
before making an arrest.
1493
01:08:27.059 --> 01:08:30.236
It's whatever, man,
but something's not adding up.
1494
01:08:30.323 --> 01:08:31.411
What are you talking about?
1495
01:08:31.890 --> 01:08:33.457
We were so close
to figuring this thing out.
I mean...
1496
01:08:33.544 --> 01:08:36.199
Meagan's death doesn't make
any sense at all to me.
1497
01:08:36.286 --> 01:08:39.637
It's like it's a jigsaw puzzle,
and the last piece is a LEGO,
1498
01:08:39.724 --> 01:08:42.161
- and I just can't figure it out.
- Calm down, man. It's okay.
1499
01:08:42.248 --> 01:08:44.076
- What you mean, calm down?
- I mean calm down.
1500
01:08:44.163 --> 01:08:45.947
There's two dead bodies here
and they're blaming me.
1501
01:08:46.034 --> 01:08:48.341
- I got handcuffs on me.
- Yeah. I know, I know.
1502
01:08:48.428 --> 01:08:50.430
Oh, that's what it is.
You think I'm the murderer.
1503
01:08:50.517 --> 01:08:53.390
Ray, I've known you
since you were six years old.
1504
01:08:53.477 --> 01:08:54.869
You've done some stupid shit.
1505
01:08:56.001 --> 01:08:57.307
You're not a murderer.
1506
01:09:07.273 --> 01:09:08.231
It's okay.
1507
01:09:10.798 --> 01:09:13.192
- Hey, how's it going, Keith?
- Hi, Evan.
1508
01:09:14.106 --> 01:09:15.368
How is it out there?
1509
01:09:15.629 --> 01:09:17.805
- Clear the roads?
- Evan? Hey, this is Lisa,
Mathew's wife.
1510
01:09:19.242 --> 01:09:22.332
Hey. Uh...
Evan. Evan West.
1511
01:09:22.419 --> 01:09:24.203
Officer. Representative Tanner.
1512
01:09:24.290 --> 01:09:26.031
- Thank you so much for coming.
-Thank you.
1513
01:09:26.118 --> 01:09:27.728
Backup will be here soon.
1514
01:09:27.815 --> 01:09:29.513
Please take
- all the time you need.
-Hey!
1515
01:09:29.600 --> 01:09:30.862
Oh, my God!
1516
01:09:30.949 --> 01:09:32.690
-Everybody, get back!
- Hey, Ray?
1517
01:09:32.777 --> 01:09:35.519
Just get back. Just get back.
We're not leaving the house yet.
1518
01:09:35.606 --> 01:09:37.956
- Okay?
- You fucking imbecile.
1519
01:09:38.043 --> 01:09:40.437
If I win in November,
I'm cutting police funding.
1520
01:09:40.524 --> 01:09:41.786
This is what convinced you?
1521
01:09:42.090 --> 01:09:43.570
Ray, shoot her first.
1522
01:09:43.657 --> 01:09:45.311
Both of y'all chill, okay?
I'm not...
1523
01:09:45.442 --> 01:09:47.879
I'm not gonna shoot anybody
unless I have to, okay?
1524
01:09:47.966 --> 01:09:49.794
But that's not what I wanna do.
I just want to chat.
1525
01:09:49.881 --> 01:09:51.230
I just want to go to
the living room
1526
01:09:51.317 --> 01:09:52.405
and chat, that's it.
1527
01:09:52.666 --> 01:09:54.407
Okay, what would you like
to have a chat about?
1528
01:09:55.147 --> 01:09:56.279
Just give me ten minutes.
1529
01:09:56.714 --> 01:09:58.716
Well, I still have a glass
of Balvenie I need to finish,
1530
01:09:58.803 --> 01:10:01.197
so you have my
undivided attention until then.
1531
01:10:03.503 --> 01:10:04.591
Cool.
1532
01:10:06.463 --> 01:10:07.594
Get to the living room.
1533
01:10:09.509 --> 01:10:10.989
Now that I got your attention,
1534
01:10:11.076 --> 01:10:12.251
we can get started.
1535
01:10:12.338 --> 01:10:13.905
Like we had a choice.
1536
01:10:14.775 --> 01:10:16.821
Yeah, you didn't have a choice,
but you're here,
so leave it alone.
1537
01:10:16.908 --> 01:10:21.173
Okay? Because one of you
is a cold-blooded murderer.
1538
01:10:22.392 --> 01:10:24.220
And I know
you all think it's me.
1539
01:10:24.307 --> 01:10:25.482
But it's not.
1540
01:10:25.569 --> 01:10:28.049
So listen,
who would want to kill
1541
01:10:28.746 --> 01:10:31.357
our fellow classmate Mathew?
1542
01:10:32.010 --> 01:10:33.446
So I started thinking.
1543
01:10:33.533 --> 01:10:36.232
Maybe it could be
our old history teacher.
1544
01:10:36.319 --> 01:10:38.190
He just lost
his lifelong savings.
1545
01:10:38.277 --> 01:10:40.366
He needs some money.
And maybe he's the killer.
1546
01:10:40.888 --> 01:10:43.326
Or maybe it's the original
mean girl, that's right.
1547
01:10:43.413 --> 01:10:46.024
The blackmail politician
who would do anything
1548
01:10:46.111 --> 01:10:47.286
to stay at the top.
1549
01:10:47.373 --> 01:10:48.679
Maybe you killed Mathew.
1550
01:10:48.766 --> 01:10:50.942
Or maybe it was
the deadbeat townie
1551
01:10:51.029 --> 01:10:52.596
who killed his ex-girlfriend.
1552
01:10:53.249 --> 01:10:54.815
You know what I don't
understand about you?
1553
01:10:54.902 --> 01:10:56.339
I have a whole gun in my hand,
1554
01:10:56.426 --> 01:10:57.905
and you still talking shit.
1555
01:10:58.471 --> 01:11:01.431
- Shut the fuck up, Amanda!
-
1556
01:11:01.518 --> 01:11:02.649
All of us been thinking it.
1557
01:11:03.128 --> 01:11:04.825
I know you're happy I said it.
Do you want to say it with me?
1558
01:11:04.912 --> 01:11:07.350
- Shut the fuck up!
- Shut the fuck up, Amanda!
1559
01:11:08.394 --> 01:11:10.875
If I had feelings,
that might have hurt.
1560
01:11:12.050 --> 01:11:14.270
Wow, look, I get it.
We all hated Mathew.
1561
01:11:14.357 --> 01:11:15.880
That's just
the honest-to-God truth.
1562
01:11:16.663 --> 01:11:18.317
But to figure out
who killed him,
1563
01:11:18.404 --> 01:11:21.755
we need to examine who here
has the strongest motive.
1564
01:11:21.929 --> 01:11:24.018
Let's start with
the end of the party.
1565
01:11:24.105 --> 01:11:26.151
The party ended at
about 12:00, midnight.
1566
01:11:26.238 --> 01:11:27.674
Most of the people left.
1567
01:11:27.848 --> 01:11:30.503
We all stuck around because
we was getting fucked up.
1568
01:11:32.200 --> 01:11:34.725
But then we couldn't leave
because a storm came.
1569
01:11:35.552 --> 01:11:36.814
So we all spent the night.
1570
01:11:37.945 --> 01:11:39.817
But then when we woke up
that morning,
1571
01:11:41.253 --> 01:11:45.344
our classmate Mathew was dead.
1572
01:11:47.607 --> 01:11:49.392
And then when we went
outside looking for, like,
1573
01:11:49.479 --> 01:11:51.524
tracks, or footprints,
or something,
1574
01:11:51.611 --> 01:11:53.178
there was nothing in the snow.
1575
01:11:53.265 --> 01:11:55.702
Which meant the murderer
1576
01:11:55.789 --> 01:11:58.923
was still in this house.
1577
01:12:00.577 --> 01:12:03.493
But then this was interesting.
When me and Evan went upstairs
1578
01:12:04.058 --> 01:12:06.322
to close Mathew's window
in his bedroom,
1579
01:12:07.975 --> 01:12:11.109
we saw a lot of odd shit
at the scene of the crime.
1580
01:12:12.110 --> 01:12:15.287
For instance,
why was Mathew's window open
1581
01:12:15.896 --> 01:12:18.421
in the middle of a storm?
That don't make any sense.
1582
01:12:18.508 --> 01:12:21.772
Or why was there one shot
in the wardrobe?
1583
01:12:22.555 --> 01:12:24.775
And why didn't we hear
any gunshots at all?
1584
01:12:25.341 --> 01:12:27.255
And then hours
had passed, right?
1585
01:12:27.386 --> 01:12:29.214
And we made
even more discoveries,
1586
01:12:29.301 --> 01:12:31.042
which raised
even more questions.
1587
01:12:31.564 --> 01:12:33.000
Every last one of us
1588
01:12:33.087 --> 01:12:35.046
had a relationship
with Mathew, right?
1589
01:12:35.786 --> 01:12:37.701
Which is why killing him
1590
01:12:37.788 --> 01:12:40.138
at his high school reunion
is brilliant.
1591
01:12:41.879 --> 01:12:44.272
Because what that did was,
it made everybody
1592
01:12:45.578 --> 01:12:47.319
in the house a suspect.
1593
01:12:48.015 --> 01:12:50.583
Which is exactly
what the killer wanted.
1594
01:12:50.670 --> 01:12:52.542
Here's what I think
really happened.
1595
01:12:52.629 --> 01:12:56.110
Mathew got the lights back on
and went up to his room
1596
01:12:56.197 --> 01:12:58.156
to put on the mascot outfit.
1597
01:13:03.030 --> 01:13:04.423
Baby, what are you doing here?
1598
01:13:04.510 --> 01:13:06.773
Is this a surprise?
Sort of.
1599
01:13:06.860 --> 01:13:09.123
Lisa killed her fucking husband.
1600
01:13:10.168 --> 01:13:11.996
- What?
- No!
1601
01:13:12.083 --> 01:13:14.651
See,
after she wasted Mathew, right?
1602
01:13:14.738 --> 01:13:18.568
She decided to open a window
to freeze the body overnight
1603
01:13:19.220 --> 01:13:21.179
so they wouldn't know
the time of death.
1604
01:13:21.266 --> 01:13:22.441
Wow, Ray.
1605
01:13:22.528 --> 01:13:24.008
This is priceless.
1606
01:13:24.225 --> 01:13:26.402
Blaming the woman
that just lost her husband?
1607
01:13:26.489 --> 01:13:27.968
She ain't lose her husband.
1608
01:13:28.099 --> 01:13:31.363
- She murdered her husband.
- No, that's not possible.
1609
01:13:31.755 --> 01:13:33.974
She was in Westchester
the night of the reunion.
1610
01:13:34.105 --> 01:13:36.368
Oh, was she?
Huh? Matter of fact,
1611
01:13:36.455 --> 01:13:37.935
how far of a drive is
Westchester from here?
1612
01:13:38.022 --> 01:13:39.502
- Like an hour?
- Less.
1613
01:13:39.589 --> 01:13:40.633
Less.
1614
01:13:40.938 --> 01:13:43.157
Mr. Buckley, man,
I fucks with you, you hear me?
1615
01:13:43.419 --> 01:13:46.247
Look, all that was
is the perfect alibi.
1616
01:13:46.465 --> 01:13:48.119
Lisa would say
she's at her parents' house
1617
01:13:48.641 --> 01:13:51.775
while Mathew was here dancing
away with his classmates.
1618
01:13:51.862 --> 01:13:54.038
And no one would suspect her.
1619
01:13:54.125 --> 01:13:55.953
You can't be serious.
1620
01:13:58.608 --> 01:14:00.261
I'm dead serious!
1621
01:14:00.392 --> 01:14:01.437
Lady, it was you.
1622
01:14:01.654 --> 01:14:02.873
Matter of fact,
now that I think about it,
1623
01:14:02.960 --> 01:14:04.352
I think about a couple things.
First of all,
1624
01:14:04.440 --> 01:14:06.398
who throws a class reunion
at somebody's house?
1625
01:14:06.485 --> 01:14:07.921
I don't know why we're not
in the gymnasium.
1626
01:14:08.008 --> 01:14:09.401
That's how I know
there's some bullshit going on.
1627
01:14:09.488 --> 01:14:12.709
Also, you had access
to his home movies,
1628
01:14:12.796 --> 01:14:16.539
which is why you were able
to blackmail Amanda.
1629
01:14:17.627 --> 01:14:20.717
Oh. The puzzle
coming together now, ain't it?
1630
01:14:21.282 --> 01:14:22.283
Ah.
1631
01:14:22.458 --> 01:14:24.547
While Amanda was cutting
the power out,
1632
01:14:25.286 --> 01:14:27.854
Lisa was hiding outside
by the house.
1633
01:14:27.941 --> 01:14:30.378
Uh-huh.
And then once the power was off,
1634
01:14:30.466 --> 01:14:33.164
Lisa snuck back into the house
1635
01:14:33.512 --> 01:14:35.819
not being seen
by the security cameras.
1636
01:14:35.906 --> 01:14:37.037
Now, once upstairs,
1637
01:14:37.124 --> 01:14:38.430
she hid in the closet,
1638
01:14:38.604 --> 01:14:41.302
waiting on Mathew to change
into that mascot costume.
1639
01:14:41.389 --> 01:14:44.262
Her plan was to put
the mascot uniform on, right?
1640
01:14:44.349 --> 01:14:46.177
Sneak out the house,
1641
01:14:46.351 --> 01:14:48.832
head back to Westchester
before the storm got too heavy,
1642
01:14:48.919 --> 01:14:51.138
and no one would know
she was ever at this party.
1643
01:14:51.617 --> 01:14:52.531
But...
1644
01:14:53.924 --> 01:14:55.534
there was a complication.
1645
01:14:55.621 --> 01:14:57.667
And it threw
a monkey wrench in the plan.
1646
01:14:57.841 --> 01:14:59.930
Just before the blackout,
me and Meagan got into
1647
01:15:00.017 --> 01:15:02.541
a somewhat
heated exchange, okay?
1648
01:15:02.628 --> 01:15:04.717
And I thought
she left the party.
1649
01:15:04.804 --> 01:15:08.765
When in actuality, Meagan snuck
upstairs to Mathew's bedroom
1650
01:15:09.287 --> 01:15:10.506
to hook up with him.
1651
01:15:18.688 --> 01:15:19.689
The fuck?
1652
01:15:19.776 --> 01:15:21.691
Meagan most likely saw Lisa
1653
01:15:22.866 --> 01:15:24.345
sneak into the sitting room.
1654
01:15:25.346 --> 01:15:27.523
And what she did
was hide in the wardrobe,
1655
01:15:28.132 --> 01:15:30.047
where she witnessed Lisa... MATHEW: Baby,
what are you doing here?
1656
01:15:30.134 --> 01:15:31.483
- Is this a surprise?
-...murder...
1657
01:15:31.570 --> 01:15:33.659
-Sort of.
-...her husband.
1658
01:15:33.746 --> 01:15:35.487
Lisa had to do
what she had to do, right?
1659
01:15:35.792 --> 01:15:38.534
There couldn't be no witnesses,
so she killed Meagan
1660
01:15:38.621 --> 01:15:42.363
and hid Meagan's body
under the bed.
1661
01:15:43.756 --> 01:15:46.846
Then what she did was, she put
Mathew's costume on, right?
1662
01:15:46.933 --> 01:15:48.718
Came downstairs
and partied with us.
1663
01:15:48.805 --> 01:15:49.849
I mean, partied all night.
1664
01:15:50.154 --> 01:15:51.764
And I was thinking
that wildcat can really dance.
1665
01:15:51.851 --> 01:15:52.939
Mathew didn't know
how to dance like that.
1666
01:15:53.070 --> 01:15:54.071
I knew there was
something off about that.
1667
01:15:54.158 --> 01:15:55.115
I'm just throwing
that out there.
1668
01:15:55.202 --> 01:15:56.856
But then
when the coast was clear,
1669
01:15:57.378 --> 01:15:59.250
she took the costume off,
1670
01:16:00.860 --> 01:16:02.819
turned the security cameras off,
1671
01:16:03.863 --> 01:16:07.824
and drove her crazy ass
back to Westchester.
1672
01:16:08.651 --> 01:16:10.566
Wait a minute.
No, that can't be right.
1673
01:16:10.653 --> 01:16:13.046
If Lisa went back
to her parents' house,
1674
01:16:13.133 --> 01:16:16.049
then who sent the text from
Mathew's phone at 4:00 a.m.?
1675
01:16:17.660 --> 01:16:19.487
Her accomplice.
1676
01:16:19.705 --> 01:16:22.665
See, Lisa couldn't plan this
by herself, no.
1677
01:16:24.057 --> 01:16:25.276
Her accomplice...
1678
01:16:26.494 --> 01:16:27.539
is Evan.
1679
01:16:28.932 --> 01:16:30.586
Oh. What?
1680
01:16:30.673 --> 01:16:32.370
- No.
- Shut the fuck up.
1681
01:16:32.457 --> 01:16:33.937
No.
1682
01:16:34.111 --> 01:16:35.634
Mm-hmm. It's Evan.
1683
01:16:36.809 --> 01:16:37.723
My best friend.
1684
01:16:37.854 --> 01:16:39.595
Are you out of
your freakin' mind, Ray?
1685
01:16:40.117 --> 01:16:41.640
I wish I was.
1686
01:16:42.249 --> 01:16:43.294
But I'm not.
1687
01:16:43.990 --> 01:16:47.646
See, Lisa gave Evan
the password to Mathew's phone
1688
01:16:48.386 --> 01:16:50.997
so he could text hours
after he was killed,
1689
01:16:51.084 --> 01:16:52.999
hiding his time of death.
1690
01:16:53.783 --> 01:16:56.960
He used old nudes
in Mathew's phone
1691
01:16:57.308 --> 01:17:00.964
to sext Amanda and Jasmine.
1692
01:17:01.051 --> 01:17:02.792
The reason why we didn't hear
any gunshots last night
1693
01:17:02.922 --> 01:17:04.837
is because
my good friend here, Evan,
1694
01:17:04.924 --> 01:17:07.753
took a silencer
from the police evidence locker.
1695
01:17:07.840 --> 01:17:09.712
Something that could be
easily put back
1696
01:17:09.799 --> 01:17:11.844
without anybody ever missing it.
1697
01:17:12.889 --> 01:17:14.064
Pretty smart.
1698
01:17:14.499 --> 01:17:16.022
But there was still a problem.
1699
01:17:17.241 --> 01:17:18.982
What do they do
with Meagan's body?
1700
01:17:20.723 --> 01:17:22.986
Oh, look,
nothing under the bed.
1701
01:17:23.073 --> 01:17:25.858
Can we go out, please?
It's starting to smell in here.
1702
01:17:25.945 --> 01:17:28.252
See, when Lisa told Evan
about Meagan's death,
1703
01:17:28.339 --> 01:17:29.557
they had to act quickly
1704
01:17:29.645 --> 01:17:31.385
or it would ruin
all their plans.
1705
01:17:31.472 --> 01:17:34.780
So Evan decided
to frame the most likely person
1706
01:17:34.867 --> 01:17:36.129
for Meagan's death.
1707
01:17:36.260 --> 01:17:37.348
Me.
1708
01:17:37.696 --> 01:17:39.524
So last night,
when all of us
was asleep, right,
1709
01:17:40.220 --> 01:17:43.659
Evan put on my boots
and carried Meagan's dead body
1710
01:17:43.746 --> 01:17:45.095
to the trunk of the car.
1711
01:17:47.401 --> 01:17:49.360
But while he was doing it,
he saw that somebody was awake.
1712
01:17:49.447 --> 01:17:50.578
So he got nervous.
1713
01:17:50.709 --> 01:17:52.015
He was scared
he was gonna get caught.
1714
01:17:52.276 --> 01:17:54.278
So what he did was,
disguise himself
1715
01:17:54.365 --> 01:17:55.801
in the wildcat costume.
1716
01:17:56.976 --> 01:17:59.152
And Jasmine was
just unlucky enough
1717
01:17:59.239 --> 01:18:02.286
to run into him
in the middle of the night.
1718
01:18:03.853 --> 01:18:06.769
Come on,
you're fabricating everything,
1719
01:18:06.856 --> 01:18:08.596
and no one believes you.
I'm sorry. Ray.
1720
01:18:08.684 --> 01:18:11.251
- Jasmine, back me on this.
- I need a minute.
1721
01:18:13.471 --> 01:18:15.299
This is so messed up.
I'm sorry, Ray--
1722
01:18:15.386 --> 01:18:17.780
You right, bro.
It is really messed up.
1723
01:18:18.694 --> 01:18:19.651
Jasmine, do you remember
1724
01:18:19.956 --> 01:18:21.435
what you was hit on the head
with last night?
1725
01:18:22.349 --> 01:18:23.655
It was a candlestick.
1726
01:18:23.960 --> 01:18:25.004
Yeah.
1727
01:18:25.613 --> 01:18:27.050
A candlestick.
1728
01:18:27.137 --> 01:18:28.878
You know something,
when I saw it,
1729
01:18:29.052 --> 01:18:30.880
I was like,
what is this little witchy,
1730
01:18:30.967 --> 01:18:32.055
weird thingy?
1731
01:18:32.142 --> 01:18:34.057
But it looked
very familiar to me.
1732
01:18:34.144 --> 01:18:35.711
Jasmine,
pull up your Tinder profile
1733
01:18:35.798 --> 01:18:37.582
and click on Evan's page for me.
1734
01:18:37.756 --> 01:18:39.671
- Oh.
-Just think about it.
1735
01:18:39.758 --> 01:18:42.282
That candlestick looked like
it could have been a part
1736
01:18:42.369 --> 01:18:43.893
of some type of costume,
1737
01:18:43.980 --> 01:18:46.460
or some type of event, you know.
1738
01:18:46.722 --> 01:18:49.246
You know,
something like Horrorpalooza,
1739
01:18:49.812 --> 01:18:52.989
where Lisa and Evan
attended together
1740
01:18:53.076 --> 01:18:54.381
as Phantom of the Opera.
1741
01:18:54.468 --> 01:18:55.818
Oh, my God, it's her.
1742
01:18:56.383 --> 01:18:57.384
That's her.
1743
01:19:01.258 --> 01:19:02.607
Holy shit.
1744
01:19:02.694 --> 01:19:04.957
I know.
She's a horrible Christine.
1745
01:19:05.088 --> 01:19:06.480
But you know what's funny?
1746
01:19:06.567 --> 01:19:09.005
The candlestick is not even
what tipped it off for me.
1747
01:19:09.396 --> 01:19:11.921
It was the cologne.
1748
01:19:13.836 --> 01:19:15.881
Yeah. See, we got the shower.
1749
01:19:15.968 --> 01:19:17.404
You know how we do
when we get out
the shower, fellas.
1750
01:19:17.491 --> 01:19:19.667
Spray a little cologne
on the neck,
so we smell good, huh?
1751
01:19:20.016 --> 01:19:21.713
It was Mathew's cologne
in his bathroom,
1752
01:19:21.800 --> 01:19:24.455
which smells exactly
like the cologne
1753
01:19:24.542 --> 01:19:26.152
you had on at the party.
1754
01:19:26.283 --> 01:19:29.112
Oh, yes, and because you sprayed
too much, I smelled your ass.
1755
01:19:29.199 --> 01:19:30.330
Twice!
1756
01:19:30.504 --> 01:19:32.680
But I'm like,
what is the chances
1757
01:19:32.768 --> 01:19:36.597
that Mathew and Evan
has the same cologne?
1758
01:19:37.033 --> 01:19:42.516
Unless it was
Lisa's favorite cologne.
1759
01:19:42.734 --> 01:19:45.868
La Nu... La Nu... La Na Nu...
1760
01:19:46.259 --> 01:19:48.348
Look, I failed French.
You know,
the Saint Laurent shit.
1761
01:19:48.435 --> 01:19:50.829
But look,
that's when I realized, though,
1762
01:19:51.656 --> 01:19:55.312
that Lisa and Evan was fucking.
1763
01:19:55.399 --> 01:19:58.228
A.K.A., having a fucking affair.
1764
01:19:58.315 --> 01:20:00.578
I'm sorry,
you're misleading people
so much right now.
1765
01:20:00.665 --> 01:20:03.886
And maybe I do have
the same cologne as Mathew,
1766
01:20:03.973 --> 01:20:07.367
but that doesn't
make us murderers.
1767
01:20:07.977 --> 01:20:09.369
Does anyone else get that?
1768
01:20:10.544 --> 01:20:12.024
This is crazy.
1769
01:20:12.720 --> 01:20:14.026
Okay, well, do me a favor, man,
1770
01:20:14.157 --> 01:20:15.506
because, you know,
you keep acting like
1771
01:20:15.593 --> 01:20:16.942
I don't know
what I'm talking about.
1772
01:20:17.638 --> 01:20:19.597
I know you two had to, like,
message each other,
1773
01:20:19.727 --> 01:20:21.947
- so let me see your phone.
- Yeah. Sure. Yeah.
1774
01:20:22.948 --> 01:20:24.515
Look at my phone.
You're not gonna find anything.
1775
01:20:24.602 --> 01:20:25.995
- There's no text.
- Could you grab the phone for me?
1776
01:20:26.082 --> 01:20:27.779
You see my hands
are full, brother. Damn.
1777
01:20:27.866 --> 01:20:29.955
There's nothing.
There's no correspondence
1778
01:20:30.042 --> 01:20:32.131
about planning
a murder anywhere.
1779
01:20:32.218 --> 01:20:34.394
You just think
I ain't that smart,
like I was born yesterday.
1780
01:20:34.481 --> 01:20:35.526
Let me tell you this.
1781
01:20:36.005 --> 01:20:38.616
There's so many different apps
you could communicate on,
1782
01:20:39.225 --> 01:20:41.140
especially if you
want to communicate
1783
01:20:41.532 --> 01:20:43.751
and you don't want
anybody to know
what you're talking about.
1784
01:20:44.361 --> 01:20:45.841
See, you don't remember.
You showed me something
1785
01:20:45.928 --> 01:20:48.060
on one of our favorite apps
we play all the time.
1786
01:20:48.147 --> 01:20:49.670
It's called Wordfeud.
1787
01:20:49.975 --> 01:20:52.195
That's right. Wordfeud.
1788
01:20:52.282 --> 01:20:53.544
Now, go to the chat box.
1789
01:20:54.414 --> 01:20:56.416
Whoa. Keep scrolling.
Look at all these messages.
1790
01:20:56.982 --> 01:20:58.636
That's how y'all communicated.
1791
01:20:59.289 --> 01:21:00.551
- Wow.
-And because of this,
1792
01:21:00.638 --> 01:21:02.248
you guys just learned
1793
01:21:02.335 --> 01:21:06.731
Lisa and Evan orchestrated
and executed
1794
01:21:07.253 --> 01:21:09.777
the murder of Mathew.
1795
01:21:10.648 --> 01:21:12.911
And that's what the fuck
happened! You did it!
1796
01:21:13.390 --> 01:21:15.479
Yes! I figured it out!
1797
01:21:15.566 --> 01:21:17.002
Nobody else did!
1798
01:21:17.089 --> 01:21:19.352
You two murdered Mathew
1799
01:21:19.439 --> 01:21:21.137
because you wanted
to run away together,
1800
01:21:21.224 --> 01:21:24.140
be in love
and spend all his fucking money!
1801
01:21:24.227 --> 01:21:27.186
I figured it out! I did it!
1802
01:21:27.317 --> 01:21:28.709
Mr. Buckley,
you didn't believe in me,
1803
01:21:28.840 --> 01:21:30.320
you drunk son of a bitch!
1804
01:21:30.407 --> 01:21:32.975
And, Jasmine, you made up
the story about the bullshit
1805
01:21:33.062 --> 01:21:35.542
about Meagan and Mathew fucking,
and then I murdered them!
1806
01:21:35.629 --> 01:21:37.501
It never happened! And Vivian...
1807
01:21:39.633 --> 01:21:43.246
Amanda, and you as a politician,
I loved you to death!
1808
01:21:43.333 --> 01:21:44.987
Nah, I'm lying.
I won't vote for you!
1809
01:21:45.074 --> 01:21:47.206
Kiss my ass! I was right!
1810
01:21:47.293 --> 01:21:48.904
And let me
tell you something, Evan...
1811
01:21:56.259 --> 01:21:57.390
Evan...
1812
01:22:02.265 --> 01:22:03.657
Please tell me I'm not right.
1813
01:22:15.974 --> 01:22:16.932
Murderer.
1814
01:22:19.935 --> 01:22:20.979
Homewrecker.
1815
01:22:26.071 --> 01:22:27.116
It's not you.
1816
01:22:28.117 --> 01:22:29.074
What?
1817
01:22:29.814 --> 01:22:31.555
It's not that you have
shitty taste in men.
1818
01:22:31.642 --> 01:22:32.686
It's just that...
1819
01:22:33.600 --> 01:22:35.951
most men are just shitty.
1820
01:22:39.998 --> 01:22:41.739
Keith, can you give me a second?
Just one second, please.
1821
01:22:41.826 --> 01:22:42.914
Just give me a second.
1822
01:22:47.310 --> 01:22:49.660
Ray, my best bud, man, I'm...
1823
01:22:51.662 --> 01:22:53.185
I'm sorry
I dragged you into this.
1824
01:22:56.754 --> 01:22:58.103
I'm really sorry.
1825
01:22:58.190 --> 01:23:00.149
I didn't mean to do
any of this, I just--
1826
01:23:00.236 --> 01:23:01.367
You should be!
1827
01:23:03.413 --> 01:23:05.328
You know something? I don't want
to hear shit you gotta say.
1828
01:23:05.415 --> 01:23:07.025
So take the deer piss
that's on your jacket
1829
01:23:07.112 --> 01:23:08.331
and get the fuck out of here.
1830
01:23:09.419 --> 01:23:11.029
I've got to spend the next
40 years of my life
1831
01:23:11.116 --> 01:23:12.944
being nobody. A nobody.
1832
01:23:13.075 --> 01:23:14.032
You get that.
1833
01:23:14.511 --> 01:23:16.513
Evan, let me say this to you.
1834
01:23:16.992 --> 01:23:19.429
I'd rather be a nobody
than a murderer.
1835
01:23:19.603 --> 01:23:21.170
And I'm neither,
and you're both.
1836
01:23:22.127 --> 01:23:24.303
- I underestimated Ray.
-You sure did.
1837
01:23:24.390 --> 01:23:25.913
You underestimated Ray.
1838
01:23:26.566 --> 01:23:28.133
And now you're going to jail.
1839
01:23:28.220 --> 01:23:30.092
- Yup. Let's go.
-That's right.
1840
01:23:30.179 --> 01:23:31.484
I won't visit you.
1841
01:23:31.571 --> 01:23:32.964
I'm not gonna call you.
1842
01:23:33.138 --> 01:23:34.835
You're going to jail now!
1843
01:23:36.750 --> 01:23:38.535
Locked up,
they won't let you out.
1844
01:23:40.928 --> 01:23:42.234
They won't let you out.
1845
01:23:42.843 --> 01:23:44.932
It's interesting what they do
with the formaldehyde now
1846
01:23:45.020 --> 01:23:46.717
with the bodies... He's back.
1847
01:23:47.152 --> 01:23:49.850
Hey. Oh.
1848
01:23:51.330 --> 01:23:52.679
I'm sorry about your friend.
1849
01:23:53.115 --> 01:23:54.942
Yeah.
1850
01:23:55.160 --> 01:23:56.205
It's fucked up.
1851
01:23:57.771 --> 01:23:59.947
You were amazing.
1852
01:24:00.818 --> 01:24:01.949
You're incredible.
1853
01:24:02.776 --> 01:24:04.126
Not bad.
1854
01:24:04.256 --> 01:24:06.737
You know, our paper hires
investigators all the time.
1855
01:24:07.085 --> 01:24:08.869
- You should think about it.
- Wait, so you're saying
1856
01:24:08.956 --> 01:24:10.436
- you can get me a job?
- Mm-hmm.
1857
01:24:11.437 --> 01:24:13.309
Ray Hammond,
private investigator.
1858
01:24:14.440 --> 01:24:15.528
It has a ring to it.
1859
01:24:16.051 --> 01:24:17.443
You know something, y'all?
1860
01:24:18.444 --> 01:24:19.706
I don't want to be here no more.
1861
01:24:19.793 --> 01:24:21.882
- Let's get the fuck out of here.
- Yes, please.
1862
01:24:22.231 --> 01:24:23.406
Would love to.
1863
01:24:24.494 --> 01:24:25.886
I have a request.
1864
01:24:27.758 --> 01:24:29.107
Will you all sign my yearbook?
1865
01:24:31.718 --> 01:24:33.242
While we're at it,
why don't we get a photo
1866
01:24:33.329 --> 01:24:35.026
of this fucked-up weekend, huh?
1867
01:24:35.940 --> 01:24:38.029
Hey, coroner, come over here.
We want a photo.
1868
01:24:38.116 --> 01:24:40.379
Yes. Just leave the bodies.
It's cold enough.
1869
01:24:41.206 --> 01:24:43.121
Are we sure
we want to document this?
1870
01:24:46.777 --> 01:24:48.126
All right.
1871
01:24:50.433 --> 01:24:51.695
Say "Evan."
1872
01:24:52.435 --> 01:24:53.740
Evan!